1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:01:59,455 --> 00:02:02,447 People always ask me if I know Tyler Durden. 3 00:02:03,535 --> 00:02:04,331 Three minutes. 4 00:02:04,415 --> 00:02:06,645 This is it. Ground zero. 5 00:02:06,735 --> 00:02:10,250 Do you have a speech for the occasion? 6 00:02:10,335 --> 00:02:13,725 With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels. 7 00:02:13,815 --> 00:02:15,806 I can't think of anything. 8 00:02:15,895 --> 00:02:19,604 For a second, I forget about Tyler's controlled demolition thing 9 00:02:19,695 --> 00:02:21,765 and I wonder how clean that gun is. 10 00:02:21,855 --> 00:02:23,846 It's getting exciting now. 11 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:26,972 That old thing, how you always hurt the one you love. 12 00:02:27,055 --> 00:02:29,046 Well, it works both ways. 13 00:02:29,135 --> 00:02:33,253 We have front-row seats for this theatre of mass destruction. 14 00:02:33,335 --> 00:02:35,974 The Demolitions Committee of Project Mayhem 15 00:02:36,055 --> 00:02:39,365 wrapped the foundations of 12 buildings with explosives. 16 00:02:40,095 --> 00:02:43,326 In two minutes, primary charges will blow base charges 17 00:02:43,415 --> 00:02:46,646 and a few blocks will be reduced to smouldering rubble. 18 00:02:46,735 --> 00:02:49,647 I know this because Tyler knows this. 19 00:02:49,735 --> 00:02:52,966 Two and a half. Think of everything we've accomplished. 20 00:02:53,055 --> 00:02:58,209 Suddenly I realise that all of this, the gun, the bombs, the revolution, 21 00:02:58,295 --> 00:03:01,446 has got something to do with a girl named Marla Singer. 22 00:03:03,855 --> 00:03:06,130 Bob. Bob had bitch tits. 23 00:03:06,215 --> 00:03:10,208 This was a support group for men with testicular cancer. 24 00:03:10,295 --> 00:03:13,446 The big moosie slobbering all over me, that was Bob. 25 00:03:13,535 --> 00:03:15,605 We're still men. 26 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:17,811 Yes, we're men. 27 00:03:17,895 --> 00:03:19,965 Men is what we are. 28 00:03:20,055 --> 00:03:23,365 Bob had had his testicles removed. Then hormone therapy. 29 00:03:23,455 --> 00:03:27,084 He developed bitch tits because his testosterone was too high 30 00:03:27,175 --> 00:03:29,211 and his body upped the oestrogen. 31 00:03:29,295 --> 00:03:32,844 - That was where lfit... - They'll have to drain my pecs again. 32 00:03:32,935 --> 00:03:35,290 ..between those huge sweating tits 33 00:03:35,375 --> 00:03:39,448 that hung enormous, the way you'd think of God's as big. 34 00:03:39,535 --> 00:03:41,651 OK, you cry now. 35 00:03:41,735 --> 00:03:44,169 No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier. 36 00:03:45,375 --> 00:03:48,014 For six months, I couldn'tsleep. 37 00:03:48,095 --> 00:03:50,529 I couldn't sleep. 38 00:03:50,615 --> 00:03:52,685 With insomnia, nothing's real. 39 00:03:52,775 --> 00:03:54,766 Everything's far away. 40 00:03:55,655 --> 00:03:57,930 Everything's a copy of a copy 41 00:03:58,015 --> 00:03:59,971 of a copy. 42 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:07,533 When deep space exploration ramps up, it'll be the corporations that name everything. 43 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:09,606 The IBM Stellar Sphere. 44 00:04:09,895 --> 00:04:11,886 The Microsoft Galaxy. 45 00:04:11,975 --> 00:04:13,966 The Planet Starbucks. 46 00:04:14,495 --> 00:04:17,453 I need you out of town this week to cover some red flags. 47 00:04:17,535 --> 00:04:20,971 It must have been Tuesday. He had on his cornflower blue tie. 48 00:04:21,055 --> 00:04:25,446 You want me to deprioritise my reports until you advise of a status upgrade? 49 00:04:25,535 --> 00:04:29,926 Prioritise these. Here's your flight coupons. Call me if there's any snags. 50 00:04:30,015 --> 00:04:33,724 He was full of pep. Must have had his grande latte enema. 51 00:04:34,815 --> 00:04:39,730 Like so many others, I had become a slave to the Ikea nesting instinct. 52 00:04:39,815 --> 00:04:42,090 Yes. I'd like to order 53 00:04:42,175 --> 00:04:44,325 the Erika Pekkari dust ruffles. 54 00:04:44,415 --> 00:04:46,451 - Please hold. - Anything clever, 55 00:04:46,535 --> 00:04:50,733 like a coffee table in the shape of a yin-yang, I had to have it. 56 00:04:51,735 --> 00:04:54,010 The Klipsk personal office unit. 57 00:04:54,095 --> 00:04:56,290 The Hovetrekke home exerbike. 58 00:04:56,655 --> 00:05:00,045 Or the Ohamshab sofa with the Strinne green stripe pattern. 59 00:05:00,135 --> 00:05:05,368 Even the Ryslampa wire lamps of environmentally-friendly unbleached paper. 60 00:05:05,455 --> 00:05:08,174 I'd flip through catalogues and wonder 61 00:05:08,255 --> 00:05:11,167 "What kind of dining set defines me as a person?" 62 00:05:11,255 --> 00:05:15,851 I had it all. Even the glass dishes with tiny bubbles and imperfections, 63 00:05:15,935 --> 00:05:20,804 proof that they were crafted by the honest, hard-working, indigenous peoples of... 64 00:05:20,895 --> 00:05:23,728 - Please hold. - ..wherever. 65 00:05:24,215 --> 00:05:26,251 We used to read pornography. 66 00:05:26,335 --> 00:05:29,054 Now it was the Horchow collection. 67 00:05:29,135 --> 00:05:32,366 - No. You can't die of insomnia. - What about narcolepsy? 68 00:05:32,455 --> 00:05:34,730 I nod off, I wake up in strange places. 69 00:05:34,815 --> 00:05:36,806 I have no idea how I got there. 70 00:05:36,895 --> 00:05:40,524 - You need to lighten up. - Can you please just give me something? 71 00:05:40,615 --> 00:05:44,085 Red and blue Tuinals, lipstick-red Seconals... 72 00:05:44,495 --> 00:05:47,771 No. You need healthy, natural sleep. 73 00:05:48,495 --> 00:05:51,805 Chew some valerian root and get more exercise. 74 00:05:53,775 --> 00:05:55,766 Hey, come on. 75 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:57,846 - I'm in pain. - You wanna see pain? 76 00:05:57,935 --> 00:06:00,369 Swing by First Methodist, Tuesday nights. 77 00:06:00,455 --> 00:06:03,413 See the guys with testicular cancer. 78 00:06:03,495 --> 00:06:05,486 That's pain. 79 00:06:20,735 --> 00:06:24,011 I always wanted three kids... two boys and a girl. 80 00:06:24,095 --> 00:06:26,370 Mindy wanted two girls and a boy. 81 00:06:27,895 --> 00:06:30,284 We never could agree on anything. 82 00:06:30,615 --> 00:06:32,333 Well, I... She... 83 00:06:32,415 --> 00:06:34,804 She had her first child last week. 84 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:37,045 A girl. 85 00:06:37,135 --> 00:06:40,252 With... With her... With her new husband. 86 00:06:41,055 --> 00:06:43,046 Fuck! 87 00:06:44,295 --> 00:06:46,286 Thank God, you know... 88 00:06:46,375 --> 00:06:48,366 I'm glad for her. 89 00:06:49,135 --> 00:06:51,968 She deserves... 90 00:06:55,655 --> 00:06:59,330 Everyone, let's thank Thomas for sharing himself with us. 91 00:06:59,415 --> 00:07:01,406 Thank you, Thomas. 92 00:07:01,495 --> 00:07:04,805 I look around this room, and I see a lot of courage. 93 00:07:04,895 --> 00:07:06,886 And that gives me strength. 94 00:07:06,975 --> 00:07:09,205 We give each other strength. 95 00:07:09,295 --> 00:07:11,490 It's time for the one-on-ones. 96 00:07:12,055 --> 00:07:16,287 So let's all of us follow Thomas's example and really open ourselves up. 97 00:07:16,375 --> 00:07:18,366 Could you find a partner? 98 00:07:20,455 --> 00:07:23,492 And this is how I met the big moosie. 99 00:07:25,095 --> 00:07:28,167 His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears. 100 00:07:30,535 --> 00:07:33,208 Knees together. Those awkward little steps. 101 00:07:38,215 --> 00:07:40,251 - My name is Bob. - Bob? 102 00:07:40,895 --> 00:07:43,090 Bob hadbeen a champion bodybuilder. 103 00:07:43,175 --> 00:07:46,690 You know that chest expansion programme on late-night TV? 104 00:07:46,775 --> 00:07:48,766 That was his idea. 105 00:07:48,855 --> 00:07:50,846 I was a juicer. 106 00:07:50,935 --> 00:07:52,971 You know, using steroids? 107 00:07:53,055 --> 00:07:55,444 Diabonal and 108 00:07:55,535 --> 00:07:57,765 Wisterol. 109 00:07:57,855 --> 00:08:01,609 Oh, they use that on racehorses, for Christ sakes. 110 00:08:02,095 --> 00:08:04,086 And now I'm bankrupt. 111 00:08:04,935 --> 00:08:06,926 I'm divorced. 112 00:08:07,655 --> 00:08:09,646 My two grown kids 113 00:08:10,495 --> 00:08:13,055 won't even return my phone calls. 114 00:08:13,135 --> 00:08:18,004 Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big, rubbery one. 115 00:08:19,735 --> 00:08:21,726 Go ahead,... Cornelius. 116 00:08:21,815 --> 00:08:23,806 You can cry. 117 00:08:38,895 --> 00:08:42,205 And then... something happened. I let go. 118 00:08:42,295 --> 00:08:44,286 That's really good. 119 00:08:44,375 --> 00:08:46,366 Lost in oblivion. 120 00:08:46,455 --> 00:08:48,650 Dark and silent and complete. 121 00:08:51,535 --> 00:08:55,084 I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom. 122 00:08:57,455 --> 00:08:59,446 It's OK. 123 00:09:01,615 --> 00:09:03,731 Babies don't sleep this well. 124 00:09:07,215 --> 00:09:09,683 I became addicted. 125 00:09:22,815 --> 00:09:24,806 If I didn't say anything 126 00:09:24,895 --> 00:09:27,455 people always assumed the worst. 127 00:09:31,175 --> 00:09:34,087 They cried harder... then I cried harder. 128 00:09:43,135 --> 00:09:47,128 Now we're going to open the green door, the heart chakra... 129 00:09:47,215 --> 00:09:49,206 I wasn't really dying. 130 00:09:49,335 --> 00:09:51,974 I wasn't host to cancer or parasites. 131 00:09:52,855 --> 00:09:56,689 I was the warm little centre that the life of this world crowded around. 132 00:09:57,535 --> 00:10:00,368 Imagine your pain as a white ball of healing light. 133 00:10:00,455 --> 00:10:04,414 It moves over your body, healing you. 134 00:10:04,495 --> 00:10:07,851 Now keep this going. Remember to breathe 135 00:10:07,935 --> 00:10:11,484 and step forward through the back door of the room. 136 00:10:12,295 --> 00:10:14,331 Where does it lead? 137 00:10:14,415 --> 00:10:16,451 To your cave. 138 00:10:16,535 --> 00:10:18,332 Step forward 139 00:10:18,415 --> 00:10:20,531 into your cave. 140 00:10:20,615 --> 00:10:22,606 That's right. 141 00:10:22,695 --> 00:10:26,005 You're going deeper into your cave. 142 00:10:26,695 --> 00:10:28,686 And you're going to find 143 00:10:28,775 --> 00:10:30,766 your power animal. 144 00:10:32,815 --> 00:10:34,089 Slide. 145 00:10:44,735 --> 00:10:46,726 Every evening I died. 146 00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:50,415 And every evening I was born again. 147 00:10:50,975 --> 00:10:52,966 Resurrected. 148 00:10:54,895 --> 00:10:58,968 Bob loved me because he thought my testicles were removed too. 149 00:10:59,055 --> 00:11:01,728 Being there, pressed against his tits, 150 00:11:01,815 --> 00:11:03,806 ready to cry. 151 00:11:03,895 --> 00:11:06,455 This was my vacation. 152 00:11:08,655 --> 00:11:10,213 And she 153 00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:12,855 ruined everything. 154 00:11:12,935 --> 00:11:14,926 This is cancer, right? 155 00:11:17,735 --> 00:11:19,851 This chick, Marla Singer, 156 00:11:19,935 --> 00:11:22,495 did not have testicular cancer. 157 00:11:22,575 --> 00:11:24,566 She was a liar. 158 00:11:24,655 --> 00:11:26,646 She had no diseases at all. 159 00:11:26,735 --> 00:11:30,364 I had seen her at Free And Clear, my blood parasites group, Thursdays. 160 00:11:30,455 --> 00:11:33,765 Then at Hope, my bimonthly sickle-cell circle. 161 00:11:34,255 --> 00:11:39,010 And again, at Seize The Day, my tuberculosis, Friday night. 162 00:11:40,095 --> 00:11:42,006 Marla, 163 00:11:42,095 --> 00:11:44,484 the big tourist. 164 00:11:44,575 --> 00:11:46,566 Her lie reflected my lie. 165 00:11:47,095 --> 00:11:49,086 And suddenly, I felt nothing. 166 00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:52,645 I couldn't cry. So once again, 167 00:11:52,735 --> 00:11:54,726 I couldn't sleep. 168 00:12:05,255 --> 00:12:07,644 Next group, after guided meditation, 169 00:12:07,735 --> 00:12:11,011 after we open our heart chakras, when it's time to hug, 170 00:12:11,095 --> 00:12:14,132 I'm gonna grab that bitch, Marla Singer, and scream. 171 00:12:14,215 --> 00:12:18,049 Marla, you liar! You big tourist, I need this! Now, get out! 172 00:12:20,055 --> 00:12:22,330 I hadn't slept in four days. 173 00:12:22,415 --> 00:12:24,212 We'll just let that dry... 174 00:12:24,295 --> 00:12:27,605 When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep. 175 00:12:27,695 --> 00:12:30,050 And you're never really awake. 176 00:12:31,175 --> 00:12:33,564 To begin tonight's communion, 177 00:12:33,655 --> 00:12:36,294 Chloe would like to say a few words. 178 00:12:36,415 --> 00:12:39,213 Oh, yeah. Chloe. 179 00:12:40,055 --> 00:12:44,810 Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton would look if you made it walk around 180 00:12:44,895 --> 00:12:46,886 being extra nice to everybody. 181 00:12:47,335 --> 00:12:49,326 Well, I'm still here. 182 00:12:49,695 --> 00:12:51,731 But I don't know for how long. 183 00:12:52,535 --> 00:12:55,527 That's as much certainty as anyone can give me. 184 00:12:55,615 --> 00:12:57,492 But I've got some good news. 185 00:12:57,575 --> 00:13:01,170 I no longer have any fear of death. 186 00:13:04,935 --> 00:13:08,530 But... I am in a pretty lonely place. 187 00:13:09,535 --> 00:13:11,526 No-one will have sex with me. 188 00:13:12,655 --> 00:13:16,853 I'm so close to the end, and all I want is to get laid for the last time. 189 00:13:17,455 --> 00:13:20,765 I have pornographic movies in my apartment, 190 00:13:20,855 --> 00:13:24,404 - and lubricants and amyl-nitrite. - Thank you, Chloe. 191 00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:27,131 Everyone, let's thank Chloe. 192 00:13:27,215 --> 00:13:29,251 Thank you, Chloe. 193 00:13:31,975 --> 00:13:35,650 Now, let's ready ourselves for guided meditation. 194 00:13:36,735 --> 00:13:39,966 You're standing at the entrance of your cave. 195 00:13:40,455 --> 00:13:43,765 You step inside your cave and you walk... 196 00:13:43,855 --> 00:13:46,847 If I did have a tumour, I'd name it Marla. 197 00:13:47,855 --> 00:13:49,766 Marla. 198 00:13:49,855 --> 00:13:54,133 The scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if you could stop tonguing it. 199 00:13:54,215 --> 00:13:56,206 But you can't. 200 00:13:57,095 --> 00:13:59,848 ..deeper into your cave as you walk. 201 00:13:59,935 --> 00:14:03,325 You feel a healing energy all around you. 202 00:14:05,855 --> 00:14:07,846 Now find your power animal. 203 00:14:10,615 --> 00:14:12,571 Slide. 204 00:14:15,935 --> 00:14:19,211 OK. Let's partner up. 205 00:14:19,295 --> 00:14:21,525 Pick someone special to you tonight. 206 00:14:27,495 --> 00:14:29,486 Hey. 207 00:14:29,855 --> 00:14:31,846 - We need to talk. - Sure. 208 00:14:36,455 --> 00:14:38,446 - I'm onto you. - What? 209 00:14:38,535 --> 00:14:41,527 Yeah. You're a faker. You're not dying. 210 00:14:41,615 --> 00:14:43,333 Sorry? 211 00:14:43,415 --> 00:14:48,205 In the Tibetan-philosophy, Sylvia-Plath sense of the word, I know we're all dying. 212 00:14:48,295 --> 00:14:52,334 - But you're not dying the way Chloe is. - So? 213 00:14:52,895 --> 00:14:54,886 So you're a tourist. 214 00:14:54,975 --> 00:14:59,014 I've seen you. I saw you at melanoma, I saw you at tuberculosis. 215 00:14:59,095 --> 00:15:01,484 I saw you at testicular cancer! 216 00:15:01,575 --> 00:15:03,167 I saw you practising this. 217 00:15:03,255 --> 00:15:05,564 - Practising what? - Telling me off. 218 00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:09,330 Is it going as well as you hoped... Rupert? 219 00:15:09,415 --> 00:15:11,133 I'll expose you. 220 00:15:11,215 --> 00:15:13,206 Go ahead. I'll expose you. 221 00:15:13,935 --> 00:15:16,688 Come together. Let yourselves cry. 222 00:15:23,415 --> 00:15:25,406 Oh, God. Why are you doing this? 223 00:15:25,495 --> 00:15:28,168 It's cheaper than a movie and there's free coffee. 224 00:15:28,255 --> 00:15:30,894 Look, this is important. These are my groups. 225 00:15:30,975 --> 00:15:33,011 I've been coming for over a year. 226 00:15:33,095 --> 00:15:36,167 - Why do you do it? - I don't know. 227 00:15:36,255 --> 00:15:39,930 When people think you're dying, they listen to you instead of... 228 00:15:40,015 --> 00:15:42,893 Instead of waiting for their turn to speak. 229 00:15:44,135 --> 00:15:46,126 Yeah. Yeah. 230 00:15:47,255 --> 00:15:50,008 Share yourself... completely. 231 00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:52,766 Look, you don't want to get into this. 232 00:15:52,855 --> 00:15:54,846 - It becomes an addiction. - Really? 233 00:15:54,935 --> 00:15:59,008 I'm not kidding. I can't cry if another faker is present, and I need this. 234 00:15:59,095 --> 00:16:01,086 You gotta find somewhere else to go. 235 00:16:01,175 --> 00:16:04,611 Candystripe a cancer ward. It's not my problem. 236 00:16:07,615 --> 00:16:09,606 No, wait a second. Hold on. 237 00:16:09,695 --> 00:16:11,686 We'll split up the week, OK? 238 00:16:11,775 --> 00:16:13,891 You take lymphoma and tuberculosis. 239 00:16:13,975 --> 00:16:16,967 You take tuberculosis. My smoking doesn't go over at all. 240 00:16:17,055 --> 00:16:20,206 OK. Good. Fine. Testicular cancer should be no contest. 241 00:16:20,295 --> 00:16:24,049 Technically, I have more right to be there. You still have your balls. 242 00:16:24,135 --> 00:16:26,410 - You're kidding. - I dunno. Am I? 243 00:16:27,055 --> 00:16:28,454 No. No. 244 00:16:28,535 --> 00:16:31,049 - What do you want? - I'll take the parasites. 245 00:16:31,135 --> 00:16:33,808 You can't have both. Take the blood parasites. 246 00:16:33,895 --> 00:16:38,047 - I want brain parasites. - I'll take the blood but I want brain dementia. 247 00:16:38,135 --> 00:16:40,774 - I want that. - You can't have the whole brain. 248 00:16:40,855 --> 00:16:43,244 So far, you have four. I only have two. 249 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:47,089 OK. Take both the parasites. They're yours. 250 00:16:47,175 --> 00:16:49,370 Now we both have three... 251 00:16:51,975 --> 00:16:54,535 Hey! You left half your clothes. 252 00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:12,445 - What, are you selling those? - Yes! 253 00:17:12,535 --> 00:17:14,526 I'm selling some clothes! 254 00:17:14,615 --> 00:17:16,606 So! We each have three. That's six. 255 00:17:16,695 --> 00:17:19,414 What about the seventh day? I want bowel cancer. 256 00:17:19,495 --> 00:17:21,486 The girl had done her homework. 257 00:17:21,575 --> 00:17:23,566 No. No. I want bowel cancer. 258 00:17:24,215 --> 00:17:26,206 That's your favourite too? 259 00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:29,651 - Tried to slip it by me, eh? - Look, we'll split it. 260 00:17:29,735 --> 00:17:31,726 Take the first and third Sunday. 261 00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:35,892 Deal. 262 00:17:38,375 --> 00:17:40,605 Looks like this is goodbye. 263 00:17:40,695 --> 00:17:42,731 Let's not make a big thing out of it. 264 00:17:42,815 --> 00:17:45,170 How's this for not making a big thing? 265 00:17:48,495 --> 00:17:50,247 Hey, Marla! 266 00:17:50,535 --> 00:17:52,605 Marla! 267 00:17:52,695 --> 00:17:55,163 Maybe we should exchange numbers. 268 00:17:55,255 --> 00:17:57,086 Should we? 269 00:17:57,175 --> 00:18:01,088 - We might wanna switch nights. - OK. 270 00:18:06,055 --> 00:18:08,489 This is how I met Marla Singer. 271 00:18:10,135 --> 00:18:14,208 Marla's philosophy of life was that she might die at any moment. 272 00:18:14,295 --> 00:18:16,490 The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't. 273 00:18:16,575 --> 00:18:20,454 It doesn't have your name! Who are you? Cornelius? Rupert? 274 00:18:20,535 --> 00:18:24,323 Travis? Any of the stupid names you give each night? 275 00:18:27,175 --> 00:18:29,166 You wake up at SeaTac. 276 00:18:29,255 --> 00:18:32,088 SFO. LAX. 277 00:18:32,175 --> 00:18:34,450 You wake up at O'Hare. 278 00:18:34,535 --> 00:18:36,571 Dallas Fort Worth. 279 00:18:36,655 --> 00:18:38,532 BWI. 280 00:18:38,615 --> 00:18:42,244 Pacific. Mountain. Central. Lose an hour. Gain an hour. 281 00:18:42,335 --> 00:18:46,044 The check-in for that flight isn't for another two hours, sir. 282 00:18:46,135 --> 00:18:49,286 This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. 283 00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:52,253 You wake up at Air Harbor International. 284 00:18:53,615 --> 00:18:57,290 If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, 285 00:18:57,375 --> 00:18:59,935 could you wake up as a different person? 286 00:19:00,015 --> 00:19:02,006 Everywhere I travel, 287 00:19:02,095 --> 00:19:04,245 tiny life. 288 00:19:04,335 --> 00:19:06,769 Single-serving sugar and cream. 289 00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:08,573 Single pat of butter. 290 00:19:08,655 --> 00:19:11,374 The microwave cordon bleu hobbykit. 291 00:19:11,455 --> 00:19:13,332 Shampoo-conditioner combos. 292 00:19:13,415 --> 00:19:17,124 Sample-package mouthwash. Tiny bars of soap. 293 00:19:18,535 --> 00:19:20,924 The people I meet on each flight, 294 00:19:21,015 --> 00:19:23,051 they're single-serving friends. 295 00:19:23,135 --> 00:19:26,684 Between take off and landing, we have our time together. 296 00:19:26,775 --> 00:19:28,925 That's all we get. 297 00:19:29,015 --> 00:19:30,846 Welcome! 298 00:19:32,855 --> 00:19:36,848 On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. 299 00:19:36,935 --> 00:19:40,530 I was a recall coordinator. My job was to apply the formula. 300 00:19:40,615 --> 00:19:42,890 The infant went through the windshield. 301 00:19:42,975 --> 00:19:46,888 A new car built by my company leaves somewhere travelling at 60mph. 302 00:19:46,975 --> 00:19:48,966 The rear differential locks up. 303 00:19:49,975 --> 00:19:52,443 The teenager's braces are stuck to the ashtray. 304 00:19:52,535 --> 00:19:54,810 Might make a good anti-smoking ad. 305 00:19:54,895 --> 00:19:58,251 The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. 306 00:19:58,335 --> 00:20:00,530 Now, should we initiate a recall? 307 00:20:00,615 --> 00:20:02,606 The father must have been huge. 308 00:20:02,695 --> 00:20:05,767 See where the fat burned to the seat? The polyester shirt? 309 00:20:05,855 --> 00:20:07,766 Very modern art. 310 00:20:07,855 --> 00:20:10,244 Take the number of vehicles in the field, A. 311 00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:12,929 Multiply it by the probable rate of failure, B. 312 00:20:13,015 --> 00:20:16,644 Multiply the result by the average out-of-court settlement, C. 313 00:20:16,735 --> 00:20:18,726 A x B x C 314 00:20:18,935 --> 00:20:20,766 equals X. 315 00:20:20,855 --> 00:20:23,323 If X is less than the cost of a recall, 316 00:20:23,415 --> 00:20:25,371 we don't do one. 317 00:20:25,455 --> 00:20:28,527 Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents? 318 00:20:28,615 --> 00:20:30,446 You wouldn't believe. 319 00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:34,289 Which car company do you work for? 320 00:20:34,375 --> 00:20:36,366 A major one. 321 00:20:38,775 --> 00:20:42,529 Every time the plane banked too sharply on take off or landing, 322 00:20:42,615 --> 00:20:45,766 I prayed fo ra crash or a midair collision. 323 00:20:46,415 --> 00:20:47,894 Anything. 324 00:20:56,415 --> 00:20:59,964 Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip. 325 00:21:02,815 --> 00:21:05,966 "If you are seated in an emergency exit row 326 00:21:06,055 --> 00:21:09,411 and would be unable or unwilling to perform the duties 327 00:21:09,495 --> 00:21:13,773 listed on the safety card, please ask a flight attendant to reseat you." 328 00:21:15,495 --> 00:21:17,451 It's a lot of responsibility. 329 00:21:17,535 --> 00:21:19,651 Wanna switch seats? 330 00:21:19,735 --> 00:21:23,045 No. I'm not sure I'm the man for that particular job. 331 00:21:23,135 --> 00:21:27,333 An exit-door procedure at 30,000ft. 332 00:21:27,415 --> 00:21:29,406 The illusion of safety. 333 00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:31,646 Yeah. I guess so. 334 00:21:31,735 --> 00:21:34,533 You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? 335 00:21:34,615 --> 00:21:38,972 - So you can breathe. - Oxygen gets you high. 336 00:21:40,055 --> 00:21:43,445 In a catastrophic emergency, you take giant panic breaths. 337 00:21:43,535 --> 00:21:45,924 Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. 338 00:21:46,015 --> 00:21:48,210 You accept your fate. 339 00:21:48,815 --> 00:21:50,771 It's all right here. 340 00:21:50,855 --> 00:21:53,892 Emergency water landing, 600mph. 341 00:21:53,975 --> 00:21:56,694 Blank faces. Calm as Hindu cows. 342 00:21:56,775 --> 00:21:58,766 That's... 343 00:21:59,935 --> 00:22:02,130 That's an interesting theory. 344 00:22:04,055 --> 00:22:06,091 - What do you do? - What do you mean? 345 00:22:06,175 --> 00:22:08,166 What do you do for a living? 346 00:22:08,255 --> 00:22:11,292 Why? So you can pretend you're interested? 347 00:22:13,855 --> 00:22:15,254 OK. 348 00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:18,088 You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh. 349 00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:23,206 We have the exact same briefcase. 350 00:22:24,015 --> 00:22:25,926 Soap. 351 00:22:26,015 --> 00:22:29,564 - Sorry? - I make and I sell soap. 352 00:22:29,655 --> 00:22:31,930 The yardstick of civilisation. 353 00:22:32,455 --> 00:22:34,332 And this is how I met... 354 00:22:34,415 --> 00:22:36,167 Tyler Durden. 355 00:22:36,255 --> 00:22:41,283 Did you know if you mix gasoline and frozen orange juice, you can make napalm? 356 00:22:41,375 --> 00:22:44,208 - No, I did not. Is that true? - That's right. 357 00:22:44,295 --> 00:22:47,970 One can make all kinds of explosives with simple household items. 358 00:22:48,055 --> 00:22:50,410 - Really? - If one was so inclined. 359 00:22:55,175 --> 00:23:00,044 Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I have ever met. 360 00:23:01,855 --> 00:23:05,814 - Everything on a plane is single-serving... - Oh, I get it. Very clever. 361 00:23:05,895 --> 00:23:07,374 Thank you. 362 00:23:07,455 --> 00:23:09,491 How's it working out for you? 363 00:23:09,575 --> 00:23:12,214 - What? - Being clever? 364 00:23:12,295 --> 00:23:14,570 Great. 365 00:23:14,655 --> 00:23:17,533 Keep it up, then. Right up. 366 00:23:18,655 --> 00:23:20,725 A question of etiquette. 367 00:23:20,815 --> 00:23:23,693 As I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? 368 00:23:30,455 --> 00:23:32,685 How I came to live with Tyler is... 369 00:23:32,775 --> 00:23:36,848 Airlines have this policy about vibrating luggage. 370 00:23:44,255 --> 00:23:48,692 - Was it ticking? - Throwers know modern bombs don't tick. 371 00:23:48,775 --> 00:23:51,812 - Sorry, throwers? - Baggage handlers. 372 00:23:51,895 --> 00:23:54,045 But when a suitcase vibrates, 373 00:23:54,135 --> 00:23:56,729 the throwers have got to call the police. 374 00:23:56,815 --> 00:24:00,171 - My suitcase was vibrating? - Nine times out often 375 00:24:00,255 --> 00:24:02,246 it's an electric razor. 376 00:24:02,335 --> 00:24:04,371 But... every once in a while 377 00:24:07,175 --> 00:24:09,166 it's a dildo. 378 00:24:09,895 --> 00:24:13,808 It's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. 379 00:24:13,895 --> 00:24:17,604 We have to use the indefinite article, a dildo, never 380 00:24:17,695 --> 00:24:19,686 your dildo. 381 00:24:19,775 --> 00:24:21,766 I don't own... 382 00:24:24,335 --> 00:24:27,327 I had everything in that suitcase. My CK shirts. 383 00:24:27,415 --> 00:24:30,452 My DKNY shoes. My AX ties. 384 00:24:32,055 --> 00:24:34,285 Never mind. 385 00:24:36,095 --> 00:24:38,689 Hey! That's my car! 386 00:24:44,775 --> 00:24:46,652 Home was a condo on the 15th floor 387 00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:49,647 of a filing cabinet for widows and professionals. 388 00:24:49,735 --> 00:24:52,249 The walls were solid concrete. 389 00:24:52,335 --> 00:24:54,326 A foot of concrete is important 390 00:24:54,415 --> 00:24:58,488 when your next-door neighbour has to watch game shows at full volume. 391 00:24:58,575 --> 00:25:02,284 Or when a blast of debris that used to be your personal effects 392 00:25:02,375 --> 00:25:06,254 blows out of your windows and sails flaming into the night. 393 00:25:12,455 --> 00:25:14,650 I suppose these things happen. 394 00:25:26,975 --> 00:25:28,966 There's... nothing up there. 395 00:25:29,055 --> 00:25:32,286 You can't go into the unit. Police orders. 396 00:25:40,615 --> 00:25:43,049 Do you have somebody you can call? 397 00:25:43,135 --> 00:25:45,171 How embarrassing. 398 00:25:45,255 --> 00:25:48,008 A houseful of condiments and no food. 399 00:25:57,055 --> 00:26:00,684 The police later toldme the pilot light might have gone out 400 00:26:01,655 --> 00:26:04,488 letting out just a little bit of gas. 401 00:26:04,575 --> 00:26:06,725 That gas could have filled the condo. 402 00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:10,205 1700 square feet with high ceilings for days and days. 403 00:26:18,055 --> 00:26:21,684 Then the refrigerator's compressor could have clicked on. 404 00:26:22,735 --> 00:26:24,726 Yeah? 405 00:26:27,695 --> 00:26:29,686 I can hear you breathing... 406 00:26:38,015 --> 00:26:41,769 If you ask me now, I couldn't tell you whyl called him. 407 00:27:23,255 --> 00:27:25,371 - Hello? - Who's this? 408 00:27:27,535 --> 00:27:29,526 - Tyler? - Who is this? 409 00:27:31,015 --> 00:27:33,131 We met... We met on the airplane. 410 00:27:33,215 --> 00:27:35,365 We had the same suitcase? 411 00:27:35,455 --> 00:27:37,446 The clever guy? 412 00:27:37,535 --> 00:27:39,765 Oh, yeah. Right. 413 00:27:41,695 --> 00:27:44,255 I called a second ago. There was no answer. 414 00:27:44,335 --> 00:27:48,328 - I'm at a payphone. - Yeah, I *69'dyou. I neverpick up my phone. 415 00:27:51,015 --> 00:27:53,006 So what's up? 416 00:27:53,655 --> 00:27:55,611 Well. 417 00:27:55,695 --> 00:27:57,686 You're not gonna believe this. 418 00:27:59,735 --> 00:28:01,851 You know, it could be worse. 419 00:28:01,935 --> 00:28:05,530 A woman could cut off your penis while you sleep and toss it out of a car. 420 00:28:06,375 --> 00:28:09,492 There's always that. I don't know. 421 00:28:09,575 --> 00:28:12,567 When you buy furniture, you tell yourself, that's it. 422 00:28:12,655 --> 00:28:14,646 That's the last sofa I'll need. 423 00:28:14,735 --> 00:28:17,408 Whatever happens, that sofa problem is handled. 424 00:28:17,495 --> 00:28:20,805 I had it all. I had a stereo that was very decent. 425 00:28:20,895 --> 00:28:24,285 A wardrobe that was getting very respectable. 426 00:28:24,375 --> 00:28:26,445 I was close to being complete. 427 00:28:26,535 --> 00:28:28,969 - Shit, man. Now it's all gone. - All gone. 428 00:28:29,055 --> 00:28:31,694 All gone. 429 00:28:32,895 --> 00:28:34,851 Do you know what a duvet is? 430 00:28:34,935 --> 00:28:37,688 - A comforter. - It's a blanket. 431 00:28:37,775 --> 00:28:41,609 Just a blanket. Why do guys like you and I know what a duvet is? 432 00:28:41,695 --> 00:28:45,688 Is this essential to our survival in the hunter-gatherer sense? 433 00:28:45,775 --> 00:28:47,333 No. 434 00:28:47,415 --> 00:28:49,326 What are we, then? 435 00:28:49,415 --> 00:28:51,883 I dunno. Consumers. 436 00:28:51,975 --> 00:28:53,966 Right. We're consumers. 437 00:28:54,055 --> 00:28:57,206 We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. 438 00:28:57,295 --> 00:29:01,049 Murder, crime, poverty. These things don't concern me. 439 00:29:01,135 --> 00:29:04,411 What concerns me are celebrity magazines, 440 00:29:04,495 --> 00:29:06,486 television with 500 channels, 441 00:29:06,575 --> 00:29:09,135 some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine. 442 00:29:09,215 --> 00:29:11,206 Viagra. Olestra. 443 00:29:11,295 --> 00:29:14,014 - Martha Stewart. - Fuck Martha Stewart. 444 00:29:14,095 --> 00:29:17,451 She's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down. 445 00:29:17,535 --> 00:29:21,130 So fuck off with your sofa units and Strinne green stripe patterns. 446 00:29:21,215 --> 00:29:24,366 I say never be complete. 447 00:29:24,455 --> 00:29:26,411 I say stop being perfect. 448 00:29:26,495 --> 00:29:28,451 I say let's evolve. 449 00:29:28,535 --> 00:29:30,730 Let the chips fall where they may. 450 00:29:32,815 --> 00:29:34,806 But that's me, and I could be wrong. 451 00:29:34,895 --> 00:29:36,886 Maybe it's a terrible tragedy. 452 00:29:36,975 --> 00:29:39,364 It's just stuff. Not a tragedy... 453 00:29:39,455 --> 00:29:43,050 You did lose a lot of versatile solutions for modern living. 454 00:29:43,135 --> 00:29:45,603 Fuck, you're right. I don't smoke. 455 00:29:48,855 --> 00:29:52,450 My insurance is probably gonna cover it, so... 456 00:29:54,815 --> 00:29:56,851 What? 457 00:29:56,935 --> 00:29:59,927 The things you own end up owning you. 458 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:05,126 Do what you like, man. 459 00:30:05,815 --> 00:30:08,170 Oh, it's late. 460 00:30:08,255 --> 00:30:10,849 - Hey, thanks for the beer. - Yeah, man. 461 00:30:10,935 --> 00:30:12,926 I should find a hotel. 462 00:30:13,655 --> 00:30:15,646 What? 463 00:30:15,735 --> 00:30:17,293 What? 464 00:30:17,375 --> 00:30:19,366 - A hotel? - Yeah. 465 00:30:19,455 --> 00:30:22,413 - Just ask, man. - What are you talking about? 466 00:30:22,495 --> 00:30:26,090 Oh, God. Three pitchers of beer and you still can't ask. 467 00:30:27,055 --> 00:30:28,613 What? 468 00:30:28,695 --> 00:30:31,255 You called me because you needed a place to stay. 469 00:30:31,335 --> 00:30:34,611 - Oh, hey. No, no, no. - Yes, you did. So just ask. 470 00:30:34,695 --> 00:30:37,163 Cut the foreplay and just ask, man. 471 00:30:38,895 --> 00:30:41,045 Would... Would that be a problem? 472 00:30:41,135 --> 00:30:43,126 Is it a problem for you to ask? 473 00:30:44,095 --> 00:30:46,245 - Can I stay at your place? - Yeah. 474 00:30:47,575 --> 00:30:49,566 Thanks. 475 00:30:53,535 --> 00:30:56,413 - I want you to do me a favour. - Yeah, sure. 476 00:30:56,495 --> 00:30:58,804 I want you to hit me as hard as you can. 477 00:30:58,895 --> 00:31:00,772 What? 478 00:31:00,855 --> 00:31:04,530 I want you to hit me as hard as you can. 479 00:31:04,615 --> 00:31:07,413 Let me tell you a little bit about Tyler Durden. 480 00:31:07,615 --> 00:31:09,845 Tyler was a night person. 481 00:31:09,935 --> 00:31:12,085 While the rest of us slept, he worked. 482 00:31:12,175 --> 00:31:15,212 He had one part-time job as a projectionist. 483 00:31:15,295 --> 00:31:18,173 A movie doesn't come all on one big reel. It comes on a few. 484 00:31:18,255 --> 00:31:21,804 Someone has to switch the projectors at the exact moment 485 00:31:21,895 --> 00:31:25,012 that one reel ends and the next one begins. 486 00:31:25,095 --> 00:31:28,849 You can see little dots come into the upper right corner of the screen. 487 00:31:28,935 --> 00:31:31,529 In the industry, we call them cigarette burns. 488 00:31:31,615 --> 00:31:33,606 That's the cue for a changeover. 489 00:31:33,695 --> 00:31:38,246 He flips the projectors, movie keeps going and the audience has no idea. 490 00:31:38,335 --> 00:31:40,485 Why would anyone want this shit job? 491 00:31:40,575 --> 00:31:43,612 Because it affords him interesting opportunities. 492 00:31:43,695 --> 00:31:47,085 Like splicing a frame of pornography into family films. 493 00:31:47,175 --> 00:31:51,965 So when the snooty cat and the courageous dog with the celebrity voices first meet, 494 00:31:52,055 --> 00:31:56,094 that's when you'll catch a flash of Tyler's contribution to the film. 495 00:32:02,695 --> 00:32:05,209 Nobody knows that they saw it but they did. 496 00:32:05,295 --> 00:32:07,729 Nice, big cock. 497 00:32:12,335 --> 00:32:15,008 Even a humming bird couldn't catch Tyler at work. 498 00:32:20,095 --> 00:32:24,930 Tyler also works sometimes as a banquet waiter at the luxurious Pressman hotel. 499 00:32:29,415 --> 00:32:33,294 He was the guerrilla terrorist of the food service industry. 500 00:32:33,375 --> 00:32:35,570 Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch. 501 00:32:35,655 --> 00:32:39,887 Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on meringues, 502 00:32:39,975 --> 00:32:42,409 and as for the cream of mushroom soup... 503 00:32:42,495 --> 00:32:44,451 Go ahead, tell 'em. 504 00:32:44,535 --> 00:32:46,446 You get the idea. 505 00:32:46,655 --> 00:32:49,727 - You just want me to hit you? - Come on. Do me this one favour. 506 00:32:49,815 --> 00:32:53,046 - Why? - I don't know. Never been in a fight. You? 507 00:32:53,135 --> 00:32:56,969 - No. But that's a good thing. - You can't know yourself if you haven't! 508 00:32:57,055 --> 00:32:59,285 I don't wanna die without any scars. 509 00:32:59,375 --> 00:33:03,493 - Come on. Hit me, before I lose my nerve. - Oh, God. This is crazy. 510 00:33:03,575 --> 00:33:05,770 So go crazy! Let it rip. 511 00:33:05,855 --> 00:33:08,415 - I don't know about this. - I don't either. 512 00:33:08,495 --> 00:33:11,453 Who gives a shit? No-one's watching. What do you care? 513 00:33:11,535 --> 00:33:13,890 This is crazy. You want me to hit you?! 514 00:33:13,975 --> 00:33:15,966 That's right. 515 00:33:16,055 --> 00:33:19,127 - Where? Like, in the face? - Surprise me. 516 00:33:21,215 --> 00:33:23,206 This is so fucking stupid. 517 00:33:33,655 --> 00:33:35,725 Motherfucker! 518 00:33:35,815 --> 00:33:37,806 He hit me in the ear! 519 00:33:37,895 --> 00:33:40,967 - Well, Jesus, I'm sorry. - Ow, Christ! 520 00:33:41,055 --> 00:33:43,046 - Why the ear, man? - I fucked it up. 521 00:33:43,135 --> 00:33:44,773 No, that was perfect. 522 00:33:57,135 --> 00:33:59,171 No, it's all right. 523 00:33:59,975 --> 00:34:01,966 It really hurts. 524 00:34:02,415 --> 00:34:04,406 Right. 525 00:34:04,735 --> 00:34:06,851 Hit me again. 526 00:34:06,935 --> 00:34:08,971 No, you hit me. Come on! 527 00:34:25,215 --> 00:34:27,604 We should do this again sometime. 528 00:34:39,895 --> 00:34:42,011 - Where's your car? - What car? 529 00:34:52,095 --> 00:34:54,370 I don't know how Tyler found that house 530 00:34:54,455 --> 00:34:56,605 but he said he'd been there for a year. 531 00:34:56,695 --> 00:34:59,448 It looked like it was waiting to be torn down. 532 00:34:59,535 --> 00:35:01,844 Most of the windows were boarded up. 533 00:35:01,935 --> 00:35:07,055 There was no lock on the front door from when the police, or whoever, kicked it in. 534 00:35:07,135 --> 00:35:09,126 The stairs were ready to collapse. 535 00:35:09,215 --> 00:35:11,649 I didn'tknow if he owned it or was squatting. 536 00:35:11,735 --> 00:35:14,124 Neither would have surprised me. 537 00:35:14,975 --> 00:35:16,966 Yep. That's you. 538 00:35:17,055 --> 00:35:19,523 That's me. That's the toilet. Good? 539 00:35:19,615 --> 00:35:21,606 Yeah, thanks. 540 00:35:21,695 --> 00:35:23,526 What a shithole. 541 00:35:23,615 --> 00:35:25,492 Nothing worked. 542 00:35:28,975 --> 00:35:32,763 Turning on one light meant another light in the house went out. 543 00:35:32,855 --> 00:35:36,450 There were no neighbours. Just warehouses and a papermill. 544 00:35:36,535 --> 00:35:40,369 That fart smell of steam. The hamster-cage smell of wood chips. 545 00:35:42,055 --> 00:35:44,330 What have we here? 546 00:35:58,535 --> 00:36:00,571 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 547 00:36:11,095 --> 00:36:14,053 Every time it rained, we had to kill the power. 548 00:36:14,895 --> 00:36:18,126 By the end of the first month, I didn't miss TV. 549 00:36:19,135 --> 00:36:22,332 I didn't even mind the warm, stale refrigerator. 550 00:36:34,215 --> 00:36:36,206 Can I be next? 551 00:36:40,455 --> 00:36:42,446 All right, man. 552 00:36:42,535 --> 00:36:44,446 Lose the tie. 553 00:36:48,295 --> 00:36:52,493 At night, Tylerand I were alone for half a mile in every direction. 554 00:36:57,735 --> 00:37:01,489 Rain trickled down through the plaster and the light fixtures. 555 00:37:01,575 --> 00:37:04,294 Everything wooden swelled and shrank. 556 00:37:04,375 --> 00:37:07,447 Everywhere were rusted nails to snagy our elbow on. 557 00:37:07,535 --> 00:37:10,003 The previous occupant had been a shut-in. 558 00:37:10,095 --> 00:37:12,086 Hey, man. What are you reading? 559 00:37:12,175 --> 00:37:16,373 Listen to this. It's an article written by an organ in the first person. 560 00:37:16,455 --> 00:37:19,094 "I am Jack's medulla oblongata. Without me, 561 00:37:19,175 --> 00:37:22,485 Jack could not regulate his heart rate or breathing." 562 00:37:22,575 --> 00:37:24,566 There's a whole series of these. 563 00:37:24,655 --> 00:37:26,646 "I Am Jill's Nipples." 564 00:37:28,575 --> 00:37:32,409 - "I Am Jack's Colon." - "I Get Cancer. I Kill Jack." 565 00:37:35,535 --> 00:37:39,164 After fighting, everything else in life got the volume turned down. 566 00:37:39,255 --> 00:37:42,725 What? 567 00:37:42,815 --> 00:37:46,205 - You could deal with anything. - Have you finished those reports? 568 00:37:50,695 --> 00:37:53,163 If you could choose, who would you fight? 569 00:37:53,255 --> 00:37:55,246 I'd fight my boss, probably. 570 00:37:55,335 --> 00:37:57,371 Really? 571 00:37:57,455 --> 00:38:00,652 - Yeah, why? Who would you fight? - I'd fight my dad. 572 00:38:00,735 --> 00:38:02,726 I don't know my dad. 573 00:38:02,815 --> 00:38:04,646 I mean, I know him, but... 574 00:38:04,735 --> 00:38:07,010 He left when I was like, six years old. 575 00:38:07,095 --> 00:38:09,973 Married this other woman and had some other kids. 576 00:38:10,055 --> 00:38:12,046 He did this every six years. 577 00:38:12,135 --> 00:38:16,094 - He changes city and starts a new family. - Fucker's setting up franchises! 578 00:38:16,895 --> 00:38:18,886 My dad never went to college. 579 00:38:18,975 --> 00:38:22,729 - So it was real important that I go. - That sounds familiar. 580 00:38:22,815 --> 00:38:27,093 So I graduate. Call him up long-distance and say, "Dad, now what?" 581 00:38:27,175 --> 00:38:29,086 - He says, "Get a job." - Same here. 582 00:38:29,175 --> 00:38:31,735 Now I'm 25. Make my yearly call again. 583 00:38:31,815 --> 00:38:33,726 "Dad, now what?" 584 00:38:33,815 --> 00:38:35,851 He says, "I dunno. Get married." 585 00:38:35,935 --> 00:38:39,245 You can't get married. 586 00:38:39,975 --> 00:38:41,966 I'm a 30-year-old boy. 587 00:38:42,055 --> 00:38:44,444 We're a generation of men raised by women. 588 00:38:44,535 --> 00:38:48,608 I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need. 589 00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:57,447 Most of the week, we were Ozzie and Harriet. 590 00:38:58,295 --> 00:39:01,605 But every Saturday night, we were finding something out. 591 00:39:02,775 --> 00:39:06,085 We were finding out more and more that we were not alone. 592 00:39:09,855 --> 00:39:14,326 It used to be that when I came home angry or depressed, I'd just clean my condo. 593 00:39:14,415 --> 00:39:16,406 Polish my Scandinavian furniture. 594 00:39:16,495 --> 00:39:21,330 I should have been looking for a new condo or haggling with my insurance company. 595 00:39:21,415 --> 00:39:25,044 I should have been upset about my nice flaming little shit. 596 00:39:25,135 --> 00:39:26,966 But I wasn't. 597 00:39:27,055 --> 00:39:30,570 The premise of cybernetting an office is make things more efficient. 598 00:39:30,655 --> 00:39:33,374 Monday mornings, I just thought about next week. 599 00:39:33,455 --> 00:39:36,367 Can I get the icon in cornflower blue? 600 00:39:36,455 --> 00:39:37,524 Absolutely. 601 00:39:37,615 --> 00:39:40,732 Efficiency is priority No.1, people. 602 00:39:40,855 --> 00:39:43,528 Because waste is a thief. 603 00:39:43,615 --> 00:39:46,607 I showed this to my man here. You liked it, didn't you? 604 00:39:50,135 --> 00:39:53,889 You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick. 605 00:39:54,895 --> 00:39:57,045 It was right in everyone's face. 606 00:39:57,135 --> 00:39:59,205 Tyler and I just made it visible. 607 00:39:59,295 --> 00:40:01,604 It was on the tip of everyone's tongue. 608 00:40:01,695 --> 00:40:03,686 Tyler and I just gave it a name. 609 00:40:14,455 --> 00:40:16,446 Come on, you've gotta go home! 610 00:40:37,775 --> 00:40:39,970 Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back. 611 00:41:00,055 --> 00:41:03,604 Every week, Tyler gave the rules tha the and I decided. 612 00:41:03,695 --> 00:41:05,686 Gentlemen! 613 00:41:06,415 --> 00:41:08,406 Welcome to Fight Club. 614 00:41:10,455 --> 00:41:12,525 The first rule of Fight Club is 615 00:41:12,615 --> 00:41:14,890 you do not talk about Fight Club. 616 00:41:14,975 --> 00:41:17,443 The second rule of Fight Club is 617 00:41:17,855 --> 00:41:21,165 you do not talk about Fight Club! 618 00:41:21,255 --> 00:41:23,450 Third rule of Fight Club. 619 00:41:23,535 --> 00:41:26,208 Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, 620 00:41:26,295 --> 00:41:28,934 the fight is over. Fourth rule. 621 00:41:29,015 --> 00:41:31,245 Only two guys to a fight. 622 00:41:31,335 --> 00:41:33,132 Fifth rule. 623 00:41:33,215 --> 00:41:35,775 One fight at a time, fellas. 624 00:41:35,855 --> 00:41:38,244 Sixth rule. No shirts. No shoes. 625 00:41:38,335 --> 00:41:42,089 Seventh rule. Fights will go on as long as they have to. 626 00:41:43,855 --> 00:41:46,323 And the eighth and final rule. 627 00:41:47,415 --> 00:41:50,487 If this is your first night at Fight Club 628 00:41:50,575 --> 00:41:52,566 you have to fight. 629 00:41:56,455 --> 00:41:58,446 This kid from work, Ricky, 630 00:41:58,535 --> 00:42:02,847 couldn't remember whether you ordered pens with blue ink or black. 631 00:42:02,935 --> 00:42:05,244 But Ricky was a god for ten minutes 632 00:42:05,335 --> 00:42:08,532 when he trounced the maitre d' of a local food court. 633 00:42:10,335 --> 00:42:15,455 Sometimes, all you could hear were the flat, hard, packing sounds over the yelling. 634 00:42:19,055 --> 00:42:21,967 Or the wet choke when someone gasped and sprayed... 635 00:42:22,055 --> 00:42:24,011 Stop! 636 00:42:24,095 --> 00:42:26,848 You weren't alive anywhere like you were there. 637 00:42:26,935 --> 00:42:31,531 But Fight Club only exists in the hours between when Fight Club starts and ends. 638 00:42:32,055 --> 00:42:34,967 Even if I could tell someone they had a good fight, 639 00:42:35,055 --> 00:42:37,250 I wouldn't be talking to the same man. 640 00:42:37,335 --> 00:42:40,532 Who you were in Fight Club is not who you were outside of it. 641 00:42:40,615 --> 00:42:45,450 A guy came to Fight Club for the first time. His ass was a wad of cookie dough. 642 00:42:45,535 --> 00:42:48,254 After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood. 643 00:42:49,055 --> 00:42:52,127 If you could fight any celebrity, who would you fight? 644 00:42:52,215 --> 00:42:55,207 - Alive or dead? - Doesn't matter. Who'd be tough? 645 00:42:56,095 --> 00:42:59,087 Hemingway. You? 646 00:42:59,695 --> 00:43:02,732 Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner. 647 00:43:03,735 --> 00:43:06,807 We all started seeing things differently. 648 00:43:08,015 --> 00:43:11,246 Everywhere we went, we were sizing things up. 649 00:43:14,455 --> 00:43:17,447 I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms, 650 00:43:17,535 --> 00:43:21,448 trying to look like how Calvin Klein or Tommy Hilfiger said they should. 651 00:43:21,535 --> 00:43:23,571 Is that what a man looks like? 652 00:43:24,455 --> 00:43:27,174 Oh, self-improvement is masturbation. 653 00:43:27,255 --> 00:43:29,246 Now, self-destruction... 654 00:43:29,335 --> 00:43:31,246 Excuse me. 655 00:44:04,455 --> 00:44:07,527 Fight Club wasn'tabout winning or losing. 656 00:44:07,615 --> 00:44:09,606 It wasn't about words. 657 00:44:11,455 --> 00:44:14,811 The hysterical shouting was in tongues 658 00:44:14,895 --> 00:44:16,772 like at a Pentecostal Church. 659 00:44:21,135 --> 00:44:23,126 - Is that it? - Stop! 660 00:44:23,215 --> 00:44:25,968 When the fight was over, nothing was solved. 661 00:44:26,055 --> 00:44:27,886 But nothing mattered. 662 00:44:27,975 --> 00:44:30,648 Cool. 663 00:44:30,735 --> 00:44:33,408 Afterwards, we all felt saved. 664 00:44:34,295 --> 00:44:36,490 Hey, man. How about next week? 665 00:44:36,575 --> 00:44:38,566 How about next month?! 666 00:44:38,655 --> 00:44:40,646 Everybody here in the middle. 667 00:44:40,735 --> 00:44:42,691 New guy, you too. 668 00:44:44,375 --> 00:44:46,445 Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me. 669 00:44:46,535 --> 00:44:48,526 He fell down some stairs. 670 00:44:49,175 --> 00:44:51,166 I fell down some stairs. 671 00:44:52,935 --> 00:44:57,406 Fight Club became the reason to cut your hair short or trim your fingernails. 672 00:44:57,495 --> 00:44:59,884 OK. Any historical figure. 673 00:44:59,975 --> 00:45:01,772 I'd fight Gandhi. 674 00:45:02,375 --> 00:45:04,127 Good answer. 675 00:45:04,215 --> 00:45:06,365 - How about you? - Lincoln. 676 00:45:06,455 --> 00:45:08,923 Lincoln? 677 00:45:09,015 --> 00:45:12,485 Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight till they're burger. 678 00:45:13,335 --> 00:45:15,326 Fuck! 679 00:45:16,455 --> 00:45:19,049 Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart. 680 00:45:27,775 --> 00:45:29,094 Hello? 681 00:45:29,175 --> 00:45:31,484 Where have you been the last eight weeks? 682 00:45:31,575 --> 00:45:32,803 Marla? 683 00:45:35,655 --> 00:45:38,692 - How did you find me? - You left a forwarding number. 684 00:45:38,775 --> 00:45:41,653 I haven't seen you at any support groups. 685 00:45:41,735 --> 00:45:44,807 We split 'em up. That was the idea. Remember? 686 00:45:44,895 --> 00:45:47,614 Yeah, but you haven't been going to yours. 687 00:45:47,695 --> 00:45:51,051 - How do you know? - I cheated. 688 00:45:51,135 --> 00:45:52,887 I found a new one. 689 00:45:53,415 --> 00:45:55,610 - Really? - It's for men only. 690 00:45:55,695 --> 00:45:57,208 Like the testicle thing? 691 00:46:00,815 --> 00:46:02,771 Look, this is a bad time. 692 00:46:02,855 --> 00:46:05,210 I've been going to Debtors Anonymous. 693 00:46:05,295 --> 00:46:08,685 - They're really fucked-up people... - I'm on my way out. 694 00:46:08,775 --> 00:46:11,050 Me too. I've got a stomach full of Xanax. 695 00:46:11,135 --> 00:46:13,330 I took what was left of a bottle. 696 00:46:13,415 --> 00:46:15,406 It might have been too much. 697 00:46:15,495 --> 00:46:18,965 Picture Marla Singer throw herself around her crummy apartment. 698 00:46:19,095 --> 00:46:23,407 This isn't a for-real suicide thing. This is probably a cry-for-help thing. 699 00:46:23,495 --> 00:46:26,293 So you're staying in tonight, then? 700 00:46:26,375 --> 00:46:29,094 Do you wanna wait and hear me describe death? 701 00:46:29,175 --> 00:46:33,487 Do you wanna listen and see if my spirit can use a phone? 702 00:46:35,655 --> 00:46:38,215 Have you ever heard a death rattle before? 703 00:47:03,415 --> 00:47:08,045 Tyler's door was closed. I'd been here for two months and his door was never closed. 704 00:47:12,855 --> 00:47:15,813 You won't believe this dream I had last night. 705 00:47:15,895 --> 00:47:19,046 I can hardly believe anything about last night. 706 00:47:28,455 --> 00:47:30,332 What are you doing here? 707 00:47:32,935 --> 00:47:34,926 What? 708 00:47:35,015 --> 00:47:37,370 This is my house. What are you doing here? 709 00:47:39,655 --> 00:47:41,566 Fuck you! 710 00:47:55,615 --> 00:47:58,812 Oh, you've got some fucked-up friends! 711 00:47:58,895 --> 00:48:00,806 Limber, though. 712 00:48:00,895 --> 00:48:02,806 Silly cooze. 713 00:48:03,855 --> 00:48:06,449 I come in last night. Phone's off the hook. 714 00:48:06,535 --> 00:48:08,526 Guess who's on the other end? 715 00:48:08,615 --> 00:48:10,731 I knew the story before he told me. 716 00:48:12,935 --> 00:48:16,371 Have you ever heard a death rattle before? 717 00:48:16,455 --> 00:48:19,174 Do you think it'll live up to its name? 718 00:48:19,255 --> 00:48:22,691 Or will it just be a death hairball? 719 00:48:25,975 --> 00:48:29,809 Prepare to evacuate soul. 720 00:48:29,895 --> 00:48:31,453 Ten, 721 00:48:31,535 --> 00:48:34,208 nine,... eight... 722 00:48:34,295 --> 00:48:36,445 How could Tyler, of all people, 723 00:48:36,535 --> 00:48:40,244 think it was a bad thing that Marla Singer was about to die? 724 00:48:40,335 --> 00:48:41,893 Five, 725 00:48:41,975 --> 00:48:43,533 four... 726 00:48:44,255 --> 00:48:46,246 Hang on. 727 00:48:51,455 --> 00:48:53,685 You got here fast. 728 00:48:55,175 --> 00:48:57,166 Did I call you? 729 00:49:07,455 --> 00:49:10,447 The mattress is all sealed in slippery plastic. 730 00:49:13,535 --> 00:49:15,844 Oh, don't worry. It's not a threat to you. 731 00:49:18,535 --> 00:49:20,332 Oh, fuck! 732 00:49:20,415 --> 00:49:22,406 Somebody called the cops. 733 00:49:33,855 --> 00:49:37,211 - Hey, where's 513? - End of the hall. 734 00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:41,684 The girl who lives there used to be a charming, lovely girl. 735 00:49:41,775 --> 00:49:43,845 She has lost faith in herself. 736 00:49:43,935 --> 00:49:46,654 - Miss Singer, let us help you! - She's a monster! 737 00:49:46,735 --> 00:49:50,694 - You have every reason to live. - She's infectious human waste! 738 00:49:50,775 --> 00:49:54,404 - Miss Singer! - Good luck trying to save her! 739 00:49:59,015 --> 00:50:01,131 If I fall asleep, 740 00:50:01,215 --> 00:50:03,365 I'm done for. 741 00:50:05,255 --> 00:50:07,371 You're gonna have to keep me up 742 00:50:07,455 --> 00:50:09,446 all night. 743 00:50:09,535 --> 00:50:11,765 Un-fucking-believable. 744 00:50:11,855 --> 00:50:13,925 He was obviously able to handle it. 745 00:50:14,015 --> 00:50:17,564 - You know what I mean, you fucked her. - No, I didn't. 746 00:50:17,655 --> 00:50:19,646 - Never? - No. 747 00:50:20,575 --> 00:50:22,566 You're not into her, are you? 748 00:50:22,655 --> 00:50:24,646 No! God, not at all. 749 00:50:24,735 --> 00:50:27,249 I am Jack's raging bile duct. 750 00:50:27,335 --> 00:50:29,212 Are you sure? You can tell me. 751 00:50:29,295 --> 00:50:31,092 Believe me, I'm sure. 752 00:50:31,175 --> 00:50:34,326 - Puta gun to my head and spray my brains. - That's good. 753 00:50:34,415 --> 00:50:37,054 She's a predator posing as a house pet. Stay away. 754 00:50:38,935 --> 00:50:42,450 The shit that came out of this woman's mouth, I had never heard! 755 00:50:42,535 --> 00:50:44,127 My God. 756 00:50:44,215 --> 00:50:47,446 I haven't been fucked like that since grade school. 757 00:50:47,535 --> 00:50:49,890 How could Tyler not go for that? 758 00:50:49,975 --> 00:50:53,365 The other night, he was splicing sex organs into Cinderella. 759 00:50:53,455 --> 00:50:56,128 Marla doesn't need a lover, just a case worker. 760 00:50:56,215 --> 00:50:58,729 Or a wash. This isn't love, it's sport fucking. 761 00:50:58,815 --> 00:51:01,568 She invaded my support groups and now my home. 762 00:51:01,655 --> 00:51:03,646 Hey, hey. Sit down. 763 00:51:07,575 --> 00:51:10,851 Now, listen. I can't have you talking to her about me. 764 00:51:10,935 --> 00:51:12,687 Why would I... 765 00:51:12,775 --> 00:51:17,929 Say anything about me or what goes on in this house to her or anybody,... we're done. 766 00:51:18,015 --> 00:51:20,575 - Now promise me. You promise? - OK. 767 00:51:20,655 --> 00:51:22,691 - Yeah, I promise. - Promise? 768 00:51:22,775 --> 00:51:26,006 - I just said, I promise! What... - That's three times you promised. 769 00:51:27,455 --> 00:51:31,289 If only I had wasted a few minutes and gone to watch Marla Singer die, 770 00:51:31,375 --> 00:51:33,366 none of this would have happened. 771 00:51:38,095 --> 00:51:40,893 Harder, yes! Oh, harder, harder! 772 00:51:47,215 --> 00:51:49,604 I could have moved to another room. 773 00:51:50,695 --> 00:51:54,370 On the third floor where I might not have heard them. 774 00:51:54,455 --> 00:51:56,446 But I didn't. 775 00:52:19,655 --> 00:52:23,614 - What are you doing? - Just going to bed. 776 00:52:23,695 --> 00:52:25,686 Wanna finish her off? 777 00:52:28,455 --> 00:52:31,891 - No. No, thank you. - I've found a cigarette. 778 00:52:31,975 --> 00:52:35,172 - Who were you talking to? - Shut up. 779 00:52:35,255 --> 00:52:38,406 I became the calm little centre of the world. 780 00:52:39,015 --> 00:52:41,006 I was the Zen master. 781 00:52:45,935 --> 00:52:47,846 I wrote little haiku poems. 782 00:52:48,455 --> 00:52:50,685 I e-mailed them to everyone. 783 00:52:50,775 --> 00:52:52,811 Is that your blood? 784 00:52:54,415 --> 00:52:56,406 Some of it, yeah. 785 00:52:56,495 --> 00:52:59,055 You can't smoke in here. 786 00:52:59,135 --> 00:53:01,126 Take the rest of the day off. 787 00:53:01,215 --> 00:53:03,649 Come back Monday with some clean clothes. 788 00:53:03,735 --> 00:53:05,726 Get yourself together. 789 00:53:06,095 --> 00:53:08,370 I got right in everyone's hostile face. 790 00:53:08,455 --> 00:53:10,844 "Yes, these are bruises from fighting." 791 00:53:10,935 --> 00:53:12,926 "Yes, I'm comfortable with that." 792 00:53:13,015 --> 00:53:14,812 "I am enlightened." 793 00:53:16,655 --> 00:53:21,604 You give up the condo life, give up all your flaming worldly possessions, 794 00:53:21,695 --> 00:53:24,653 move to a dilapidated house in a toxic waste area, 795 00:53:24,735 --> 00:53:28,444 and you have to come home to this. 796 00:53:38,655 --> 00:53:41,931 - Hello. - This is Detective Stern with the Arson Unit. 797 00:53:42,015 --> 00:53:46,054 We have some new information about the incident at your former condo. 798 00:53:46,135 --> 00:53:47,363 Yes. 799 00:53:47,455 --> 00:53:52,165 I don't know if you're aware, but someone sprayed Freon into your front-door lock. 800 00:53:52,255 --> 00:53:54,815 They used a chisel to shatter the cylinder. 801 00:53:54,895 --> 00:53:56,806 No, I wasn't aware of that. 802 00:53:56,895 --> 00:53:58,806 I am Jack's cold sweat. 803 00:53:58,895 --> 00:54:01,090 Does this sound strange to you? 804 00:54:01,175 --> 00:54:03,894 Yes, sir, strange. Very strange. 805 00:54:03,975 --> 00:54:05,931 - The dynamite... - Dynamite? 806 00:54:06,015 --> 00:54:09,007 left a residue of ammonium oxalate potassium perchloride. 807 00:54:09,095 --> 00:54:12,405 - Do you know what this means? - No, what does it mean? 808 00:54:12,495 --> 00:54:14,326 It means it was home-made. 809 00:54:14,415 --> 00:54:18,488 I'm sorry. This is just coming as quite a shock to me, sir. 810 00:54:18,575 --> 00:54:23,888 Whoever set this dynamite could have blown out your pilot light days before the explosion. 811 00:54:23,975 --> 00:54:26,933 - The gas was justa detonator. - Who would go and do that? 812 00:54:27,015 --> 00:54:29,006 - I'll ask the questions. - Tell him. 813 00:54:29,135 --> 00:54:33,333 Tell him the liberator who destroyed my property realigned my perceptions. 814 00:54:33,415 --> 00:54:35,406 Excuse me. Are you there? 815 00:54:35,495 --> 00:54:38,293 I am listening. It's hard to know what to make of this. 816 00:54:38,375 --> 00:54:42,653 Have you recently made enemies who might have access to home-made dynamite? 817 00:54:42,735 --> 00:54:44,930 - Enemies? - Reject civilisation, 818 00:54:45,015 --> 00:54:47,006 especially material possessions. 819 00:54:47,095 --> 00:54:49,848 - Son, this is serious. - Yes, I know it's serious. 820 00:54:49,935 --> 00:54:52,403 - I mean that. - Yes, it's very serious. 821 00:54:52,495 --> 00:54:55,214 Look, nobody takes this more seriously than me. 822 00:54:55,295 --> 00:54:57,934 That condo was my life. OK? 823 00:54:58,015 --> 00:55:01,405 I loved every stick of furniture in that place. 824 00:55:01,495 --> 00:55:04,407 That was not just a bunch of stuff that got destroyed. 825 00:55:04,495 --> 00:55:07,248 - It was me! - I'd like to thank the Academy. 826 00:55:07,335 --> 00:55:11,214 - Is this not a good time for you? - Just tell him you fucking did it! 827 00:55:11,295 --> 00:55:15,004 Tell him you blew it all up! That's what he wants to hear. 828 00:55:15,095 --> 00:55:19,771 - Are you still there? - Wait. Are you saying that I'm a suspect? 829 00:55:19,855 --> 00:55:23,689 No. I may need to talk to you, so you let me know if you're gonna leave town. 830 00:55:23,775 --> 00:55:26,050 - OK? - OK. 831 00:55:28,655 --> 00:55:33,092 Except for their humping, Tyler and Marla were never in the same room. 832 00:55:33,175 --> 00:55:36,133 My parents pulled this exact same act for years. 833 00:55:36,215 --> 00:55:39,810 The condom is the glass slipper of our generation. 834 00:55:39,895 --> 00:55:42,693 You slip one on when you meet a stranger. 835 00:55:42,775 --> 00:55:44,766 You... dance all night. 836 00:55:44,855 --> 00:55:46,846 Then you throw it away. 837 00:55:47,055 --> 00:55:49,615 The condom, I mean. Not the stranger. 838 00:55:51,055 --> 00:55:52,488 What? 839 00:55:57,135 --> 00:55:59,808 I got this dress at a thrift store for $1. 840 00:55:59,895 --> 00:56:01,692 It was worth every penny. 841 00:56:01,775 --> 00:56:03,766 It's a bridesmaid's dress. 842 00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:07,767 Someone loved it intensely 843 00:56:07,855 --> 00:56:09,811 for one day. 844 00:56:09,895 --> 00:56:11,886 Then tossed it. 845 00:56:13,695 --> 00:56:15,686 Like a Christmas tree. 846 00:56:15,775 --> 00:56:17,811 So special. 847 00:56:17,895 --> 00:56:19,294 Then 848 00:56:19,375 --> 00:56:21,093 bam! 849 00:56:21,175 --> 00:56:23,166 It's on the side of the road. 850 00:56:23,695 --> 00:56:25,731 Tinsel still clinging to it. 851 00:56:27,695 --> 00:56:29,686 Like a sex crime victim. 852 00:56:29,775 --> 00:56:31,766 Underwear inside out. 853 00:56:32,415 --> 00:56:36,090 - Bound with electrical tape. - Well then, it suits you. 854 00:56:36,175 --> 00:56:38,769 You can borrow it sometime. 855 00:56:45,495 --> 00:56:47,486 Get rid of her. 856 00:56:48,255 --> 00:56:51,053 - What? You get rid of her! - Don't mention me. 857 00:56:51,135 --> 00:56:55,128 I am six years old again, passing messages between parents. 858 00:56:57,055 --> 00:57:00,525 - I really think it's time you left. - Don't worry, I'm leaving. 859 00:57:00,615 --> 00:57:05,052 - Not that we don't love your visits. - You are such a nutcase. I can't keep up. 860 00:57:07,135 --> 00:57:09,888 Gotta get off... 861 00:57:09,975 --> 00:57:11,203 Thanks. Bye. 862 00:57:11,295 --> 00:57:17,006 Gotta get off of this merry-go-round 863 00:57:17,735 --> 00:57:21,410 Gonna get, need to get... 864 00:57:21,495 --> 00:57:23,451 Gotta get... 865 00:57:25,575 --> 00:57:26,928 You kids! 866 00:57:28,855 --> 00:57:31,244 Why do you still waste time with her? 867 00:57:31,335 --> 00:57:33,530 I'll say this about Marla. 868 00:57:33,615 --> 00:57:35,810 At least she's trying to hit bottom. 869 00:57:35,895 --> 00:57:37,169 And I'm not? 870 00:57:37,255 --> 00:57:39,974 Feathers up your butt do not make you a chicken. 871 00:57:40,055 --> 00:57:42,046 What are we doing tonight? 872 00:57:42,695 --> 00:57:44,845 Tonight... we make soap. 873 00:57:45,775 --> 00:57:46,844 Really? 874 00:57:46,935 --> 00:57:49,688 To make soap, first we render fat. 875 00:58:07,775 --> 00:58:09,925 The salt balance has to be just right 876 00:58:10,015 --> 00:58:12,449 so the best fat for soap comes from humans. 877 00:58:13,215 --> 00:58:16,173 - Wait, what is this place? - A liposuction clinic. 878 00:58:23,935 --> 00:58:25,891 Pay dirt! 879 00:58:25,975 --> 00:58:29,650 Richest, creamiest fat in the world. Fat of the land! 880 00:58:35,015 --> 00:58:38,451 No! Don't pull it, don't pull it! 881 00:58:42,855 --> 00:58:45,050 - Oh, God! - Give me another one. 882 00:58:50,935 --> 00:58:54,245 As the fat renders, the tallows float to the surface. 883 00:58:54,335 --> 00:58:56,326 Like in Boy Scouts. 884 00:58:56,415 --> 00:59:00,044 - It's hard to imagine you as a Boy Scout. - Keep stirring. 885 00:59:02,295 --> 00:59:05,685 Once the tallow hardens, you skim off a layer of glycerin. 886 00:59:05,775 --> 00:59:08,084 Add nitric acid, you've got nitroglycerin. 887 00:59:08,175 --> 00:59:11,850 Then add sodium nitrate and sawdust, you've got dynamite. 888 00:59:11,935 --> 00:59:15,610 Yeah, with enough soap, one could blow up just about anything. 889 00:59:15,695 --> 00:59:17,686 Tyler was full of useful information. 890 00:59:17,775 --> 00:59:21,563 People found clothes got cleaner when washed at a certain point in the river. 891 00:59:21,655 --> 00:59:23,646 - You know why? - No. 892 00:59:26,335 --> 00:59:29,964 Human sacrifices were once made on the hills above this river. 893 00:59:30,055 --> 00:59:33,127 Bodies burnt. Water permeated the ashes to create lye. 894 00:59:33,215 --> 00:59:35,524 This is lye. The crucial ingredient. 895 00:59:35,615 --> 00:59:40,211 Once it mixed with the melted body fat, a white soapy discharge crept into the river. 896 00:59:40,295 --> 00:59:42,286 May I see your hand, please? 897 00:59:47,455 --> 00:59:50,572 What is this? 898 00:59:50,655 --> 00:59:53,123 This is a chemical burn. 899 00:59:53,215 --> 00:59:56,571 It will hurt more than any burn and it will leave a scar. 900 00:59:56,655 --> 00:59:59,215 Meditation worked for cancer, it could work now. 901 00:59:59,975 --> 01:00:02,614 - Don't shut the pain out. - Oh, God! 902 01:00:03,375 --> 01:00:07,653 The first soap was made from heroes' ashes, like the first monkey shot into space. 903 01:00:07,735 --> 01:00:10,613 Without pain or sacrifice, we would have nothing. 904 01:00:10,695 --> 01:00:13,493 I tried not to think of the word searing of flesh. 905 01:00:13,575 --> 01:00:16,612 Stop it! This is your pain, this is your burning hand. 906 01:00:16,695 --> 01:00:19,255 I'm going to my cave to find my power animal. 907 01:00:19,335 --> 01:00:23,214 No! Don't deal with this the way those dead people do! Come on! 908 01:00:23,295 --> 01:00:27,129 - I get the point! - No! You're feeling premature enlightenment. 909 01:00:29,815 --> 01:00:33,728 It's the greatest moment of your life, and you're off somewhere else! 910 01:00:33,815 --> 01:00:35,248 I am not! 911 01:00:35,335 --> 01:00:38,213 Shut up! Our fathers were our models for God. 912 01:00:38,295 --> 01:00:41,332 If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God? 913 01:00:42,295 --> 01:00:47,323 Listen to me. You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. 914 01:00:47,415 --> 01:00:51,328 He never wanted you. In all probability, He hates you. 915 01:00:51,415 --> 01:00:54,851 This is not the worst thing that can happen. We don't need Him! 916 01:00:54,935 --> 01:00:57,768 - I agree! - Fuck damnation, fuck redemption. 917 01:00:57,855 --> 01:01:00,244 We are God's unwanted children? So be it! 918 01:01:00,335 --> 01:01:04,647 - I'm getting water! - You can use water and make it worse or... 919 01:01:05,735 --> 01:01:09,125 - Or use vinegar to neutralise the burn. - Please let me up! 920 01:01:09,215 --> 01:01:11,206 First, you have to give up. 921 01:01:11,295 --> 01:01:13,889 First, you have to know, not fear, 922 01:01:13,975 --> 01:01:16,853 know that some day, you're gonna die. 923 01:01:16,935 --> 01:01:19,051 You don't know how this feels! 924 01:01:22,855 --> 01:01:26,973 It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. 925 01:01:28,895 --> 01:01:30,886 OK. 926 01:01:43,615 --> 01:01:45,571 Congratulations. 927 01:01:45,655 --> 01:01:48,453 You're one step closer to hitting the bottom. 928 01:01:51,375 --> 01:01:54,287 Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. 929 01:01:54,375 --> 01:01:56,286 God knows what they charged. 930 01:01:56,375 --> 01:01:59,447 - This is the best soap. - Why, thank you, Susan. 931 01:01:59,535 --> 01:02:01,526 It was beautiful. 932 01:02:01,615 --> 01:02:05,324 We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them. 933 01:02:06,295 --> 01:02:08,286 He was wearing his yellow tie. 934 01:02:08,375 --> 01:02:10,570 I didn't wear a tie to work anymore. 935 01:02:10,655 --> 01:02:14,125 "The first rule of Fight Club is don't talk about Fight Club." 936 01:02:14,215 --> 01:02:17,605 I'm half-asleep again. I must have left it in the copy machine. 937 01:02:17,695 --> 01:02:20,084 "The second rule..." Is this yours? 938 01:02:21,895 --> 01:02:25,285 Pretend you're me. Make a managerial decision. 939 01:02:25,375 --> 01:02:27,730 You find this. What would you do? 940 01:02:32,175 --> 01:02:34,086 Well, I gotta tell you, 941 01:02:34,175 --> 01:02:37,690 I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that. 942 01:02:37,775 --> 01:02:40,926 Because the person who wrote that is dangerous. 943 01:02:41,015 --> 01:02:45,327 And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap 944 01:02:45,415 --> 01:02:48,168 and then stalk from office to office 945 01:02:48,255 --> 01:02:53,090 with an Armalite AR10 carbine gas-powered semiautomatic weapon, 946 01:02:53,175 --> 01:02:57,453 pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. 947 01:02:58,095 --> 01:03:01,326 This might be someone you've known for years. 948 01:03:01,415 --> 01:03:04,407 Someone very, very close to you. 949 01:03:04,495 --> 01:03:07,726 Tyler's words coming out of my mouth. 950 01:03:08,695 --> 01:03:10,686 And I used to be such a nice guy. 951 01:03:10,775 --> 01:03:13,972 Or maybe you shouldn't bring me every piece of trash you pick up. 952 01:03:17,655 --> 01:03:21,170 - Compliance and Liability. - My tit's gonna rot off. 953 01:03:22,055 --> 01:03:24,523 Will you excuse me? I need to take this. 954 01:03:30,535 --> 01:03:34,050 - What do you mean? - I need you to check for a lump in my breast. 955 01:03:34,135 --> 01:03:37,923 - Go to a hospital. - I can't afford to waste money on a doctor. 956 01:03:38,855 --> 01:03:40,971 I don't know about this, Marla. 957 01:03:41,055 --> 01:03:42,693 Please. 958 01:03:42,775 --> 01:03:46,609 She didn't call Tyler. I'm neutral in her book. 959 01:03:48,575 --> 01:03:52,454 That's nice. Taking food to Mrs Haniver and Mrs Raines. 960 01:03:52,535 --> 01:03:54,526 Where are they, exactly? 961 01:03:54,615 --> 01:03:58,574 Tragically, they're dead. I'm alive and I'm in poverty. Want any? 962 01:03:58,655 --> 01:04:00,646 - No, no. - I got one for you. 963 01:04:00,735 --> 01:04:02,726 Thanks for the thought. 964 01:04:04,055 --> 01:04:06,250 What happened to your hand? 965 01:04:06,335 --> 01:04:08,405 Oh, nothing. 966 01:04:08,495 --> 01:04:10,486 Right there? 967 01:04:11,495 --> 01:04:14,055 - Feel anything? - No. 968 01:04:14,175 --> 01:04:16,086 Well, make sure. 969 01:04:16,175 --> 01:04:18,131 OK, I'm pretty sure. 970 01:04:18,215 --> 01:04:20,126 You feel nothing? 971 01:04:20,215 --> 01:04:22,410 No, nothing. 972 01:04:23,895 --> 01:04:26,614 Well, that's a relief. Thank you. 973 01:04:28,135 --> 01:04:31,207 - No problem. - I wish I could return the favour. 974 01:04:31,295 --> 01:04:33,286 Breast cancer doesn't run in my family. 975 01:04:33,375 --> 01:04:36,731 - I could check your prostate. - I think I'm OK. 976 01:04:36,815 --> 01:04:38,806 Well, thanks, anyway. 977 01:04:43,615 --> 01:04:45,845 - Are we done? - Yeah, we're done. 978 01:04:45,935 --> 01:04:48,051 See you... around. 979 01:05:04,526 --> 01:05:06,517 Cornelius? 980 01:05:06,606 --> 01:05:08,881 Cornelius! 981 01:05:08,966 --> 01:05:11,560 It's me! Bob! 982 01:05:11,646 --> 01:05:13,045 Hey, Bob. 983 01:05:16,446 --> 01:05:19,324 - We all thought you were dead. - No, no. Still here. 984 01:05:19,406 --> 01:05:23,285 - How are you, Bob? - Better than I've ever been in my whole life. 985 01:05:23,366 --> 01:05:26,722 - Really? Still remaining men together? - No, no. 986 01:05:26,806 --> 01:05:30,435 - I got something so much better now. - Really, what is it? 987 01:05:31,046 --> 01:05:32,843 Well... 988 01:05:32,926 --> 01:05:36,999 The first rule is, I'm not supposed to talk about it. 989 01:05:37,126 --> 01:05:39,117 And the second rule is 990 01:05:39,206 --> 01:05:41,401 I'm not supposed to talk about it. 991 01:05:41,486 --> 01:05:44,796 - And the third rule is... - Bob, Bob. I'm a member. 992 01:05:44,886 --> 01:05:46,877 Look at my face, Bob. 993 01:05:49,206 --> 01:05:51,436 That's fucking... fucking great. 994 01:05:51,526 --> 01:05:55,075 - I've never seen you there. - I go Tuesdays and Thursdays. 995 01:05:55,166 --> 01:05:58,715 - I go Saturday. - Congratulations. 996 01:05:59,126 --> 01:06:01,356 Yeah, hey, to both of us, right? 997 01:06:01,446 --> 01:06:04,006 Have you heard about the guy that invented it? 998 01:06:04,086 --> 01:06:06,884 - Yeah, actually... - I hear all kinds of things. 999 01:06:06,966 --> 01:06:10,436 Supposedly, he was born in a mental institution 1000 01:06:10,526 --> 01:06:13,757 and he sleeps only one hour a night. 1001 01:06:13,846 --> 01:06:15,962 He's a great man. 1002 01:06:17,406 --> 01:06:19,601 Do you know about Tyler Durden? 1003 01:06:43,566 --> 01:06:45,557 I didn't hurt you, did I? 1004 01:06:45,646 --> 01:06:47,637 Actually, you did. 1005 01:06:47,726 --> 01:06:49,717 Thank you for this. 1006 01:06:49,966 --> 01:06:52,241 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1007 01:06:52,326 --> 01:06:54,317 Fight Club. 1008 01:06:54,406 --> 01:06:56,442 This was mine and Tyler's gift. 1009 01:06:56,526 --> 01:06:56,566 Our gift to the world. 1010 01:06:56,566 --> 01:06:58,522 Our gift to the world. 1011 01:06:58,606 --> 01:07:01,803 I look around, I look around, I see a lot of new faces. 1012 01:07:03,366 --> 01:07:05,482 Shut up! 1013 01:07:05,566 --> 01:07:10,242 Which means a lot of people have been breaking the first two rules of Fight Club. 1014 01:07:18,206 --> 01:07:22,119 I see in Fight Club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. 1015 01:07:22,206 --> 01:07:24,197 I see all this potential. 1016 01:07:24,286 --> 01:07:26,277 And I see it squandered. 1017 01:07:27,246 --> 01:07:30,238 Goddamn it, an entire generation pumping gas. 1018 01:07:30,766 --> 01:07:32,757 Waiting tables. 1019 01:07:32,846 --> 01:07:34,837 Slaves with white collars. 1020 01:07:37,206 --> 01:07:40,164 Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes. 1021 01:07:40,246 --> 01:07:43,397 Working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. 1022 01:07:47,126 --> 01:07:49,481 We're the middle children of history. 1023 01:07:49,566 --> 01:07:51,557 No purpose or place. 1024 01:07:51,726 --> 01:07:53,717 We have no Great War. 1025 01:07:54,046 --> 01:07:56,037 No Great Depression. 1026 01:07:57,726 --> 01:08:00,001 Our great war is a spiritual war. 1027 01:08:00,406 --> 01:08:03,637 Our great depression is our lives. 1028 01:08:06,366 --> 01:08:09,324 We've all been raised on television to believe 1029 01:08:09,406 --> 01:08:12,921 that one day we'd be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars. 1030 01:08:13,006 --> 01:08:14,997 But we won't. 1031 01:08:15,086 --> 01:08:17,441 We're slowly learning that fact. 1032 01:08:17,526 --> 01:08:19,881 And we're very, very pissed off. 1033 01:08:19,966 --> 01:08:21,524 Yeah! 1034 01:08:24,326 --> 01:08:28,604 - First rule of Fight Club is, do not talk... 1035 01:08:33,846 --> 01:08:35,074 Who are you? 1036 01:08:35,886 --> 01:08:38,400 - Who am I? - Yeah. 1037 01:08:39,246 --> 01:08:41,965 There's a sign on the front that says Lou's Tavern. 1038 01:08:43,006 --> 01:08:46,715 I'm fucking Lou. Who the fuck are you? 1039 01:08:46,806 --> 01:08:48,797 Tyler Durden. 1040 01:08:51,806 --> 01:08:55,116 Who told you motherfuckers that you could use my place? 1041 01:08:55,206 --> 01:08:57,481 We have a deal worked out with Irvine. 1042 01:08:57,566 --> 01:09:00,034 Irvine's at home with a broken collarbone. 1043 01:09:00,126 --> 01:09:02,196 He don't own this place. I do. 1044 01:09:04,286 --> 01:09:07,596 - How much money's he getting for this? - There is no money. 1045 01:09:07,686 --> 01:09:10,359 - Free to all. - Ain't that something? 1046 01:09:10,446 --> 01:09:12,198 It is, actually. 1047 01:09:12,286 --> 01:09:14,641 Look, stupid fuck! 1048 01:09:14,726 --> 01:09:17,160 - I want everybody out of here right now. - Hey! 1049 01:09:17,246 --> 01:09:19,396 You should join our club. 1050 01:09:19,766 --> 01:09:21,677 Did you hear what I just said? 1051 01:09:21,766 --> 01:09:23,757 You and your friend. 1052 01:09:25,606 --> 01:09:27,597 You hear me now? 1053 01:09:29,726 --> 01:09:31,717 No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou. 1054 01:09:37,606 --> 01:09:39,517 Still not getting it. 1055 01:09:40,526 --> 01:09:42,596 OK, OK, I got it. 1056 01:09:42,686 --> 01:09:45,041 I got it, I got it. Shit, I lost it. 1057 01:09:46,046 --> 01:09:47,843 Back! All of you! 1058 01:09:49,486 --> 01:09:51,477 Everybody back! 1059 01:09:58,646 --> 01:10:00,716 Ah, Lou! 1060 01:10:00,806 --> 01:10:04,321 Come on, man! We really like this place. 1061 01:10:13,006 --> 01:10:15,804 - That's right, Lou. Get it out. - Shut the fuck up. 1062 01:10:15,926 --> 01:10:17,644 Oh, yeah! 1063 01:10:22,406 --> 01:10:24,397 Is that fucking funny? 1064 01:10:33,606 --> 01:10:36,074 Fucking guy is a loony, I'm telling you. 1065 01:10:36,886 --> 01:10:38,524 Unbelievable. 1066 01:10:42,566 --> 01:10:45,399 - You don't know where I've been, Lou. - Oh, my God! 1067 01:10:45,486 --> 01:10:48,239 You don't know where I've been! 1068 01:10:51,206 --> 01:10:54,164 Please let us keep it, Lou! Please, Lou! 1069 01:10:54,246 --> 01:10:56,601 Fucking use the basement! Christ! 1070 01:10:56,686 --> 01:10:59,439 I want your word, Lou! I want your word! 1071 01:10:59,526 --> 01:11:01,437 On my mother's eyes. 1072 01:11:10,206 --> 01:11:12,197 Thanks, Lou. 1073 01:11:13,486 --> 01:11:15,477 You too, big guy. 1074 01:11:19,286 --> 01:11:21,277 We'll see you next week. 1075 01:11:36,166 --> 01:11:39,602 This week, each one of you has a homework assignment. 1076 01:11:39,686 --> 01:11:44,316 You're gonna go out. You're gonna start a fight with a total stranger. 1077 01:11:47,446 --> 01:11:49,516 You're gonna start a fight 1078 01:11:49,606 --> 01:11:51,597 and you're gonna lose. 1079 01:11:53,366 --> 01:11:53,406 Excellent choice, sir. 1080 01:11:53,406 --> 01:11:55,362 Excellent choice, sir. 1081 01:11:57,846 --> 01:12:00,997 Hey! Watch out, jackass! Come on! 1082 01:12:01,366 --> 01:12:03,926 Now, this is not as easy as it sounds. 1083 01:12:06,526 --> 01:12:08,403 Son of a bitch! 1084 01:12:08,486 --> 01:12:13,037 Most people, normal people, do just about anything to avoid a fight. 1085 01:12:13,926 --> 01:12:15,917 Excuse me! 1086 01:12:16,006 --> 01:12:19,555 You sprayed me with your hose. That's not necessary... 1087 01:12:19,646 --> 01:12:21,477 Jay! Go call 911! 1088 01:12:24,126 --> 01:12:26,082 Put the hose down. 1089 01:12:26,166 --> 01:12:28,157 Stop it! Stop it! 1090 01:12:29,766 --> 01:12:31,563 Sorry. 1091 01:12:46,446 --> 01:12:48,801 We need to talk. 1092 01:12:50,966 --> 01:12:52,957 OK. 1093 01:12:53,046 --> 01:12:55,037 Where to begin? 1094 01:12:55,126 --> 01:12:57,242 With your constant absenteeism? 1095 01:12:57,326 --> 01:12:59,760 With your unpresentable appearance? 1096 01:12:59,846 --> 01:13:01,802 You're up for review. 1097 01:13:01,886 --> 01:13:04,958 I am Jack's complete lack of surprise. 1098 01:13:05,046 --> 01:13:06,877 - What? - Let's pretend. 1099 01:13:06,966 --> 01:13:09,719 You're the Department of Transportation, OK? 1100 01:13:09,806 --> 01:13:13,321 Someone informs you that this company 1101 01:13:13,406 --> 01:13:17,319 installs front-seat mounting brackets that failed collision tests, 1102 01:13:17,406 --> 01:13:20,682 brake linings that fail after 1,000 miles, 1103 01:13:20,766 --> 01:13:24,998 and fuel injectors that explode and burn people alive. 1104 01:13:25,086 --> 01:13:26,883 What then? 1105 01:13:26,966 --> 01:13:29,161 Are you threatening me? 1106 01:13:29,246 --> 01:13:31,919 - No... - Get the fuck out of here. You're fired! 1107 01:13:32,006 --> 01:13:36,238 I have a better solution. Keep me on the payroll as an outside consultant. 1108 01:13:36,326 --> 01:13:38,317 In exchange for my salary, 1109 01:13:38,406 --> 01:13:42,081 my job will be never to tell people these things that I know. 1110 01:13:42,166 --> 01:13:46,284 I don't even have to come into the office. I can do this job from home. 1111 01:13:47,526 --> 01:13:51,485 Who... Who the fuck do you think you are, you crazy little shit? 1112 01:13:56,526 --> 01:13:59,916 - Security! I am Jack's smirking revenge. 1113 01:14:08,526 --> 01:14:10,562 What the hell are you doing? 1114 01:14:19,366 --> 01:14:21,357 That hurt. 1115 01:14:22,766 --> 01:14:24,757 Why would you do that? 1116 01:14:25,366 --> 01:14:28,244 Oh, my God! No! Please stop! 1117 01:14:37,246 --> 01:14:39,237 What are you doing? 1118 01:14:40,286 --> 01:14:42,277 Oh, God, no! Please! No! 1119 01:14:42,366 --> 01:14:46,279 For some reason, I thought of my first fight, with Tyler. 1120 01:14:46,366 --> 01:14:47,924 No! 1121 01:15:11,326 --> 01:15:15,638 Under and behind and inside everything this man took for granted, 1122 01:15:15,726 --> 01:15:19,036 something horrible had been growing. 1123 01:15:19,126 --> 01:15:20,161 Look. 1124 01:15:20,246 --> 01:15:24,762 Give me the paychecks, like I asked, and you won't ever see me again. 1125 01:15:24,846 --> 01:15:27,519 Then, at ourmost excellent moment together... 1126 01:15:30,446 --> 01:15:33,119 Thank God! Please don't hit me again. 1127 01:15:33,206 --> 01:15:35,197 Telephone, computer, 1128 01:15:35,286 --> 01:15:40,235 fax machine, 52 weekly paychecks and 48 airline flight coupons. 1129 01:15:40,326 --> 01:15:42,635 We now had corporate sponsorship. 1130 01:15:42,726 --> 01:15:47,641 This is how Tylerand I were able to have Fight Club everynight of the week. 1131 01:15:50,206 --> 01:15:53,642 Now, the centre of Fight Club became the two men fighting. 1132 01:15:53,726 --> 01:15:57,082 The leader walked through the crowd, out in the darkness. 1133 01:15:58,766 --> 01:16:03,078 Tyler was now involved in a lawsuit with the Pressman Hotel 1134 01:16:03,166 --> 01:16:05,361 over the urine content of their soup. 1135 01:16:10,326 --> 01:16:13,204 I am Jack's wasted life. 1136 01:16:20,606 --> 01:16:22,597 Thank you, sir. 1137 01:16:24,046 --> 01:16:26,924 Tyler dreamed up new homework assignments. 1138 01:16:27,006 --> 01:16:29,440 He handed them out in sealed envelopes. 1139 01:17:07,006 --> 01:17:10,521 - There's a Fight Club up in Delaware City. - Yeah, I heard. 1140 01:17:12,246 --> 01:17:14,362 There's one in Penns Grove too. 1141 01:17:14,446 --> 01:17:16,596 Bob even found one up in New Castle. 1142 01:17:16,686 --> 01:17:19,644 - Did you start that one? - No, I thought you did. 1143 01:17:19,726 --> 01:17:22,115 No. 1144 01:18:08,846 --> 01:18:08,886 - Stop for a second. - Hey, what are we doing? 1145 01:18:08,886 --> 01:18:11,081 - Stop for a second. - Hey, what are we doing? 1146 01:18:11,166 --> 01:18:13,122 - Turn around. - What are we doing? 1147 01:18:13,206 --> 01:18:15,515 - Homework assignment. - What kind? 1148 01:18:15,606 --> 01:18:17,562 Human sacrifice. 1149 01:18:17,646 --> 01:18:20,843 - Is that a gun? Please tell me it's not. - It's a gun. 1150 01:18:20,926 --> 01:18:23,156 - What are you doing? - Meet me in the back. 1151 01:18:23,246 --> 01:18:25,521 - Don't fuck around! - Meet me in the back. 1152 01:18:25,606 --> 01:18:27,324 On a long enough time line, 1153 01:18:27,406 --> 01:18:30,159 the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. 1154 01:18:31,126 --> 01:18:33,117 What are you doing? Come on! 1155 01:18:33,206 --> 01:18:36,482 Hands behind your back. Give me your wallet. 1156 01:18:38,166 --> 01:18:41,317 Raymond K Hessel. 1320 SE Banning, Apartment A. 1157 01:18:42,086 --> 01:18:45,158 - Small, cramped basement apartment? - How did you know? 1158 01:18:45,246 --> 01:18:47,760 They give shitty apartments letters. 1159 01:18:47,846 --> 01:18:50,838 Raymond! You're going to die. 1160 01:18:50,926 --> 01:18:52,325 No! 1161 01:18:52,406 --> 01:18:56,399 Is that your mom and dad? They're gonna have to call the kindly doctor. 1162 01:18:56,486 --> 01:18:58,636 Pick up your dental records. Know why? 1163 01:18:58,726 --> 01:19:02,162 - There'll be nothing left of your face. - Oh, come on! 1164 01:19:02,246 --> 01:19:06,000 An expired community college student ID. What did you study, Raymond? 1165 01:19:06,086 --> 01:19:08,998 - S... S... Stuff. - Stuff? 1166 01:19:09,086 --> 01:19:11,077 Were the midterms hard? 1167 01:19:12,166 --> 01:19:14,634 - I asked you what you studied! - Biology, mostly. 1168 01:19:14,726 --> 01:19:18,082 - Why? - I don't know. 1169 01:19:18,166 --> 01:19:21,044 What did you wanna be, Raymond K Hessel?! 1170 01:19:22,406 --> 01:19:26,194 The question, Raymond, was what did you want to be? 1171 01:19:27,806 --> 01:19:29,797 Answer him, Raymond, Jesus! 1172 01:19:29,886 --> 01:19:32,195 - Veterinarian. Veterinarian. - Animals. 1173 01:19:32,286 --> 01:19:35,119 - Yeah. Animals and stuff. - Stuff. Yeah, I got that. 1174 01:19:35,206 --> 01:19:37,674 - So you need more schooling. - Too much school. 1175 01:19:37,766 --> 01:19:40,121 - Would you rather be dead? - No, please... 1176 01:19:40,206 --> 01:19:44,484 You'd rather die here, on your knees, in the back of a convenience store? 1177 01:19:44,566 --> 01:19:46,124 Please, no. 1178 01:19:50,046 --> 01:19:52,037 I'm keeping your licence. 1179 01:19:53,246 --> 01:19:56,124 Gonna check in on you. I know where you live. 1180 01:19:56,206 --> 01:19:59,084 If you're not working to be a veterinarian in six weeks, 1181 01:19:59,166 --> 01:20:01,157 you will be dead. 1182 01:20:02,966 --> 01:20:04,957 Now run on home. 1183 01:20:09,526 --> 01:20:11,517 Run, Forrest, run! 1184 01:20:13,086 --> 01:20:15,077 I feel ill. 1185 01:20:15,846 --> 01:20:17,837 Imagine how he feels. 1186 01:20:17,926 --> 01:20:19,917 Come on, this isn't funny! 1187 01:20:20,006 --> 01:20:22,315 What the fuck was the point ofthat?! 1188 01:20:22,406 --> 01:20:26,365 Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K Hessel's life. 1189 01:20:26,446 --> 01:20:30,644 His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. 1190 01:20:32,006 --> 01:20:33,997 You had to give it to him. 1191 01:20:34,086 --> 01:20:36,361 - Come on. - He had a plan. 1192 01:20:36,446 --> 01:20:39,722 And it started to make sense in a Tyler-sort of way. 1193 01:20:39,806 --> 01:20:41,637 No fear. No distractions. 1194 01:20:41,726 --> 01:20:44,923 The ability to let that which does not matter 1195 01:20:45,006 --> 01:20:46,917 truly slide. 1196 01:20:59,766 --> 01:21:01,802 You are not your job. 1197 01:21:03,646 --> 01:21:06,877 You're not how much money you have in the bank. 1198 01:21:08,526 --> 01:21:10,517 You're not the car you drive. 1199 01:21:11,046 --> 01:21:13,765 You're not the contents ofyour wallet. 1200 01:21:13,846 --> 01:21:16,041 You're not your fucking khakis. 1201 01:21:18,766 --> 01:21:22,315 You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap ofthe world. 1202 01:21:30,806 --> 01:21:32,922 I'll be out of your way in a sec. 1203 01:21:33,686 --> 01:21:35,677 You don't have to go. 1204 01:21:37,126 --> 01:21:39,117 Whatever. 1205 01:21:40,206 --> 01:21:43,164 No, I mean... It's OK. 1206 01:21:52,326 --> 01:21:54,317 Are you still going to groups? 1207 01:21:55,006 --> 01:21:56,997 Yeah. 1208 01:21:58,406 --> 01:22:00,397 Chloe's dead. 1209 01:22:00,886 --> 01:22:02,797 Wow, Chloe. 1210 01:22:02,886 --> 01:22:04,717 When did that happen? 1211 01:22:05,246 --> 01:22:07,043 Do you care? 1212 01:22:07,126 --> 01:22:10,357 I dunno. I haven't thought about it in a while. 1213 01:22:10,606 --> 01:22:12,597 Yeah, well... 1214 01:22:12,686 --> 01:22:14,961 It was the smart move on her part. 1215 01:22:16,286 --> 01:22:18,242 Listen... 1216 01:22:19,446 --> 01:22:21,721 What are you getting out of all this? 1217 01:22:22,406 --> 01:22:24,397 What? 1218 01:22:24,526 --> 01:22:26,756 I mean, all this. Why do you keep... 1219 01:22:27,486 --> 01:22:29,477 Is this making you happy? 1220 01:22:31,006 --> 01:22:32,997 Yeah, well, sometimes. 1221 01:22:34,646 --> 01:22:36,682 I don't know. I don't understand. 1222 01:22:36,766 --> 01:22:40,202 Why does a weaker person need to latch on to a strong person? 1223 01:22:40,286 --> 01:22:42,277 What is... What is that? 1224 01:22:42,366 --> 01:22:44,436 What do you get out of it? 1225 01:22:45,886 --> 01:22:47,877 No... That's not the same thing at all. 1226 01:22:47,966 --> 01:22:49,957 It's totally different with us. 1227 01:22:50,046 --> 01:22:52,037 Us? 1228 01:22:52,126 --> 01:22:53,957 What do you mean by us? 1229 01:22:54,046 --> 01:22:57,755 - I'm sorry. Do you hear this? - Hear what? 1230 01:22:57,846 --> 01:22:59,802 - All that noise. Hold on. - No, wait! 1231 01:22:59,886 --> 01:23:02,480 Don't change the subject! I want to talk about this. 1232 01:23:02,566 --> 01:23:05,239 - You're not talking about me, are you? - No. 1233 01:23:05,326 --> 01:23:08,636 - What? - Playing doctor. What was going on there? 1234 01:23:08,726 --> 01:23:11,843 - What are you talking about? - Nothing. Nothing. 1235 01:23:11,926 --> 01:23:13,917 - I don't think so. - What do you want? 1236 01:23:14,006 --> 01:23:16,315 - Look at me. - No. What? 1237 01:23:17,046 --> 01:23:19,765 - What is that?! - It's nothing. Don't worry. 1238 01:23:19,846 --> 01:23:22,155 My God. Who did this? 1239 01:23:22,246 --> 01:23:24,237 - A person. - Guy or girl? 1240 01:23:24,326 --> 01:23:26,999 - What do you care? - What do you care if I ask? 1241 01:23:27,086 --> 01:23:29,554 - Leave me alone. - You're afraid to say. 1242 01:23:29,646 --> 01:23:31,557 - I am not. Let me go. - No! Talk to me. 1243 01:23:31,646 --> 01:23:32,761 Let go of me! 1244 01:23:32,846 --> 01:23:35,440 - This conversation - This conversation 1245 01:23:35,526 --> 01:23:37,915 - is over. - is over. 1246 01:23:38,726 --> 01:23:41,718 I just can't win with you, can l? 1247 01:23:50,646 --> 01:23:53,035 Hey, this is getting a little old! 1248 01:23:53,606 --> 01:23:55,836 What is... What is all this? 1249 01:23:55,926 --> 01:23:57,917 What do you think? 1250 01:23:58,846 --> 01:24:00,882 Hey, why do we need bunk beds? 1251 01:24:00,966 --> 01:24:02,763 Hey! 1252 01:24:09,286 --> 01:24:11,038 Too young. 1253 01:24:11,126 --> 01:24:12,684 Sorry. 1254 01:24:12,766 --> 01:24:14,757 What's all that? 1255 01:24:14,846 --> 01:24:17,679 If the applicant is young, tell him he's too young. 1256 01:24:17,766 --> 01:24:20,280 - Old, too old. Fat, too fat. - Applicant? 1257 01:24:20,366 --> 01:24:23,597 If the applicant waits three days without food or shelter, 1258 01:24:23,686 --> 01:24:25,677 he may enter and begin training. 1259 01:24:25,766 --> 01:24:27,518 Training for what? 1260 01:24:32,886 --> 01:24:34,877 You think this is a game? 1261 01:24:34,966 --> 01:24:37,526 You're too young to train here, end of story. 1262 01:24:37,606 --> 01:24:40,245 Quit wasting our time. Get the fuck out of here. 1263 01:24:44,006 --> 01:24:45,997 Bad news, friend. 1264 01:24:46,246 --> 01:24:48,237 It's not gonna happen. 1265 01:24:48,326 --> 01:24:50,521 Sorry if there was a misunderstanding. 1266 01:24:50,606 --> 01:24:52,437 It's not the end of the world. 1267 01:24:52,526 --> 01:24:54,642 Just... go away. 1268 01:24:55,486 --> 01:24:57,442 Go. 1269 01:24:57,526 --> 01:25:01,041 You're trespassing and I will have to call the police. 1270 01:25:04,006 --> 01:25:05,997 Don't you look at me! 1271 01:25:06,086 --> 01:25:09,203 You're never getting in this fucking house! 1272 01:25:09,286 --> 01:25:12,517 Never. Now get the fuck off my porch! Get off my porch! 1273 01:25:12,606 --> 01:25:15,996 Sooner or later, we all became what Tyler wanted us to be. 1274 01:25:16,086 --> 01:25:18,805 I'm gonna go inside and I'm gonna get a shovel. 1275 01:25:26,046 --> 01:25:28,162 - Got two black shirts? - Yes, sir. 1276 01:25:28,246 --> 01:25:30,396 - Two pair of black pants? - Yes, sir. 1277 01:25:30,486 --> 01:25:33,319 - One pair black boots? Black socks? - Yes, sir. 1278 01:25:33,406 --> 01:25:35,397 - One black jacket. - Yes, sir. 1279 01:25:35,486 --> 01:25:38,364 - $300 personal burial money? - Yes, sir. 1280 01:25:40,446 --> 01:25:42,437 All right. 1281 01:25:51,846 --> 01:25:53,837 You're too old, fat man. 1282 01:25:53,926 --> 01:25:56,963 Your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch. 1283 01:26:04,446 --> 01:26:06,437 Bob! Bob! 1284 01:26:21,766 --> 01:26:24,326 Like a monkey ready to be shot into space. 1285 01:26:25,046 --> 01:26:26,479 Space monkey. 1286 01:26:26,566 --> 01:26:29,922 Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good. 1287 01:26:36,286 --> 01:26:38,846 You are too fucking old, fatty! 1288 01:26:38,926 --> 01:26:41,998 And you... You're too fucking 1289 01:26:42,086 --> 01:26:43,644 blond! 1290 01:26:43,726 --> 01:26:45,956 Get out of here, the both of you! 1291 01:26:46,046 --> 01:26:48,037 And so it went. 1292 01:26:48,206 --> 01:26:50,242 Listen up, maggots. 1293 01:26:50,326 --> 01:26:52,317 You are not special. 1294 01:26:52,646 --> 01:26:55,797 You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. 1295 01:26:55,886 --> 01:27:00,084 You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. 1296 01:27:00,166 --> 01:27:02,202 Tyler built himself an army. 1297 01:27:02,406 --> 01:27:05,921 We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap ofthe world. 1298 01:27:06,006 --> 01:27:09,476 We are all part ofthe same compost heap. 1299 01:27:10,486 --> 01:27:13,603 Why was Tyler Durden building an army? 1300 01:27:13,686 --> 01:27:15,677 To what purpose? 1301 01:27:15,766 --> 01:27:18,075 For what greater good? 1302 01:27:21,286 --> 01:27:23,277 In Tyler we trusted. 1303 01:27:28,366 --> 01:27:30,960 When he was like, "You are not yourjob", 1304 01:27:31,046 --> 01:27:33,037 I was like, "Yeah!" 1305 01:27:34,846 --> 01:27:36,837 Hey, what's all this? 1306 01:27:36,926 --> 01:27:38,917 Hey! 1307 01:27:40,366 --> 01:27:41,958 OK! 1308 01:27:42,046 --> 01:27:44,321 - What's going on? - We're celebrating. 1309 01:27:44,406 --> 01:27:46,795 - What are we celebrating? - Go on. 1310 01:27:50,646 --> 01:27:52,716 - Hey. - Let me get that for you. 1311 01:27:57,126 --> 01:27:59,924 The same great taste, Pepsi. 1312 01:28:02,166 --> 01:28:04,316 Ssh! 1313 01:28:04,406 --> 01:28:08,035 Investigators are here. The Police Commissioner has arrived. 1314 01:28:08,126 --> 01:28:10,959 Could you tell us what you think has happened here? 1315 01:28:11,046 --> 01:28:15,119 We believe this is one of many recent acts of vandalism in the city 1316 01:28:15,206 --> 01:28:18,198 somehow related to underground boxing clubs. 1317 01:28:18,286 --> 01:28:22,325 We will be coordinating a rigorous investigation. 1318 01:28:23,206 --> 01:28:27,404 That was Police Commissioner Jacobs who just arrived on the scene 1319 01:28:27,486 --> 01:28:31,559 - of a four-alarm fire that broke out... - She's hot. 1320 01:28:31,646 --> 01:28:33,398 Back to you in the studio. 1321 01:28:33,486 --> 01:28:35,761 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1322 01:28:36,686 --> 01:28:39,120 - Holy shit! - Yeah! 1323 01:28:46,126 --> 01:28:48,082 What the fuck did you guys do? 1324 01:28:48,166 --> 01:28:52,079 Arson investigators are on the premises... 1325 01:28:55,686 --> 01:29:00,077 Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions, sir. 1326 01:29:06,046 --> 01:29:08,435 The victory in the war against crime 1327 01:29:08,526 --> 01:29:10,517 will not come overnight. 1328 01:29:10,606 --> 01:29:14,963 It will take dedication and commitment and, most of all, cooperation. 1329 01:29:15,046 --> 01:29:19,756 Streets are safer now. There is hope in the inner city. However... 1330 01:29:19,846 --> 01:29:21,757 I gotta take a piss. 1331 01:29:21,846 --> 01:29:24,485 These are the first steps in a long journey. 1332 01:29:24,566 --> 01:29:27,080 That is why we have created Project Hope. 1333 01:29:27,166 --> 01:29:29,157 Bob. 1334 01:29:32,126 --> 01:29:34,799 Project Hope will be ajoint effort 1335 01:29:34,886 --> 01:29:37,525 between the police and community leaders. 1336 01:29:37,606 --> 01:29:41,599 It will be a powerful new weapon in the war against crime. 1337 01:30:25,166 --> 01:30:29,159 - Wrap it around the top of his Hacky Sack. - His balls are ice cold. 1338 01:30:31,086 --> 01:30:34,283 Hi. You're gonna call off your rigorous investigation. 1339 01:30:34,366 --> 01:30:37,563 You will publicly state there is no underground group or 1340 01:30:37,646 --> 01:30:39,876 these guys are gonna take your balls. 1341 01:30:40,726 --> 01:30:44,355 They'll send one to the New York Times and one to the LA Times. 1342 01:30:44,446 --> 01:30:46,118 Look. 1343 01:30:46,206 --> 01:30:49,164 The people you are after are the people you depend on. 1344 01:30:49,246 --> 01:30:52,682 We cook your meals. We haul your trash. We connect your calls. 1345 01:30:52,766 --> 01:30:56,361 We drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. 1346 01:31:00,606 --> 01:31:03,279 Do not fuck with us. 1347 01:31:10,406 --> 01:31:12,442 Ball check! 1348 01:31:26,206 --> 01:31:28,197 Bob, you're this way. 1349 01:31:29,246 --> 01:31:31,476 Let's go. 1350 01:31:31,566 --> 01:31:34,638 I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection. 1351 01:31:35,686 --> 01:31:37,677 Hey! 1352 01:31:51,566 --> 01:31:52,794 Yeah! 1353 01:32:24,206 --> 01:32:26,879 I felt like putting a bullet in every panda 1354 01:32:26,966 --> 01:32:30,675 that wouldn'tscrew to save its species. 1355 01:32:32,726 --> 01:32:35,399 I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers 1356 01:32:35,486 --> 01:32:38,239 and smother those French beaches I'd neversee. 1357 01:32:41,366 --> 01:32:43,755 I wanted to breathe smoke. 1358 01:33:00,406 --> 01:33:02,442 Where did you go, psycho boy? 1359 01:33:04,126 --> 01:33:06,924 I felt like destroying something beautiful. 1360 01:33:10,286 --> 01:33:12,277 Get him to a fucking hospital. 1361 01:33:12,366 --> 01:33:14,357 Yeah. 1362 01:33:24,686 --> 01:33:27,644 Don't worry, Mr Durden. Airport parking. Long term. 1363 01:33:29,086 --> 01:33:31,077 After you, Mr Durden. 1364 01:33:32,006 --> 01:33:33,997 After you. 1365 01:33:51,046 --> 01:33:53,514 - Something on your mind, dear? - No. 1366 01:33:53,606 --> 01:33:56,723 Yeah, why wasn't I told about Project Mayhem? 1367 01:33:56,806 --> 01:33:59,684 First rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions. 1368 01:33:59,766 --> 01:34:02,041 Why didn't you include me in the beginning? 1369 01:34:02,126 --> 01:34:07,120 Fight Club was the beginning. Now it's left the basements and it's Project Mayhem. 1370 01:34:07,206 --> 01:34:11,404 We started Fight Club together. Remember? It's as much mine as it is yours. 1371 01:34:11,486 --> 01:34:15,559 - Is this about you and me? - Yeah. Weren't we doing this together? 1372 01:34:15,646 --> 01:34:18,956 This does not belong to us. We are not special. 1373 01:34:19,046 --> 01:34:21,355 Fuck that. You should have told me. 1374 01:34:22,166 --> 01:34:24,077 Hey, Tyler! 1375 01:34:25,846 --> 01:34:28,235 - Goddamn it, Tyler! - What do you want?! 1376 01:34:28,326 --> 01:34:30,681 A statement of purpose? Should I e-mail you? 1377 01:34:30,766 --> 01:34:33,326 - Oh... - You decide your level of involvement! 1378 01:34:33,406 --> 01:34:35,966 I will! I wanna know certain things first! 1379 01:34:36,046 --> 01:34:38,560 - The first rule of Project Mayhem... - Shut up! 1380 01:34:40,246 --> 01:34:43,841 - I wanna know what you're thinking. - Fuck what you know! 1381 01:34:43,926 --> 01:34:47,236 Forget about what you think you know about life, friendship, 1382 01:34:47,326 --> 01:34:49,317 and especially about you and me. 1383 01:34:50,446 --> 01:34:52,516 What is that supposed to mean? 1384 01:34:55,766 --> 01:34:57,836 What are you doing? 1385 01:34:58,726 --> 01:35:01,320 What do you wish you'd done before you died? 1386 01:35:01,406 --> 01:35:04,159 - Paint a self-portrait. - Build a house. 1387 01:35:04,246 --> 01:35:06,521 - And you? - I don't know. Nothing. 1388 01:35:06,606 --> 01:35:08,915 - Get in the right lane. - You have to know! 1389 01:35:09,006 --> 01:35:11,918 If you died now, how would you feel about your life? 1390 01:35:12,006 --> 01:35:15,521 I don't know! Nothing good. Is that what you want to hear? 1391 01:35:15,606 --> 01:35:17,801 - Come on! - Not good enough. 1392 01:35:17,886 --> 01:35:20,241 Stop fucking around! Tyler! 1393 01:35:21,446 --> 01:35:23,596 Jesus Christ! 1394 01:35:24,326 --> 01:35:26,317 Goddamn it! Goddamn it! Fuck you! 1395 01:35:26,406 --> 01:35:28,397 Fuck Fight Club. Fuck Marla! 1396 01:35:28,486 --> 01:35:31,046 I am sick of all your shit! 1397 01:35:31,126 --> 01:35:32,957 OK, man. 1398 01:35:34,686 --> 01:35:37,120 - Quit screwing around. Steer! - Look at you! 1399 01:35:37,206 --> 01:35:39,845 - Steer! - Look at you. You're fucking pathetic! 1400 01:35:39,926 --> 01:35:44,841 - Why? Why? What are you talking about? - Why do you think I blew up your condo? 1401 01:35:45,446 --> 01:35:46,925 What? 1402 01:35:47,006 --> 01:35:50,760 Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat. It's not a goddamned seminar. 1403 01:35:50,846 --> 01:35:54,395 Stop trying to control everything and just let go! 1404 01:35:56,046 --> 01:35:57,843 Let go! 1405 01:35:57,926 --> 01:35:59,917 All right. Fine. 1406 01:36:00,766 --> 01:36:02,597 Fine. 1407 01:36:58,566 --> 01:37:00,955 I'd never been in a car accident. 1408 01:37:01,046 --> 01:37:04,322 This must have been what all those people felt like 1409 01:37:04,406 --> 01:37:07,478 before I filed them as statistics in my reports. 1410 01:37:07,566 --> 01:37:09,557 Goddamn! 1411 01:37:12,926 --> 01:37:15,963 We've just had a near-life experience! 1412 01:37:19,646 --> 01:37:21,557 In the world I see, 1413 01:37:21,646 --> 01:37:25,355 you're stalking elk through the Grand Canyon forests 1414 01:37:25,446 --> 01:37:28,324 around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. 1415 01:37:30,246 --> 01:37:34,444 You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. 1416 01:37:34,526 --> 01:37:38,883 You'll climb the thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. 1417 01:37:38,966 --> 01:37:43,357 And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, 1418 01:37:43,446 --> 01:37:46,836 laying strips of venison in the empty car-pool lane 1419 01:37:46,926 --> 01:37:49,121 of some abandoned superhighway. 1420 01:38:02,006 --> 01:38:04,156 Feel better, champ. 1421 01:38:20,806 --> 01:38:22,524 And then... 1422 01:38:22,606 --> 01:38:24,085 Tyler? 1423 01:38:24,166 --> 01:38:26,157 ..Tyler was gone. 1424 01:38:33,246 --> 01:38:35,202 Was I asleep? 1425 01:38:36,246 --> 01:38:38,202 Had I slept? 1426 01:38:38,286 --> 01:38:41,198 You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake... 1427 01:38:41,286 --> 01:38:43,641 The house had become a living thing. 1428 01:38:43,726 --> 01:38:48,163 Wet inside from so many people sweating and breathing. 1429 01:38:48,646 --> 01:38:51,114 So many people moving, the house moved. 1430 01:38:53,886 --> 01:38:55,877 Planet Tyler. 1431 01:38:55,966 --> 01:38:57,957 I had to hug the walls. 1432 01:38:58,046 --> 01:39:01,038 Trapped inside this clockwork of space monkeys. 1433 01:39:01,126 --> 01:39:04,755 You shouldn't be smoking in here! You know how much ether is here! 1434 01:39:04,846 --> 01:39:07,235 Cooking and working and sleeping in teams. 1435 01:39:09,406 --> 01:39:11,397 Hang on a second. 1436 01:39:29,526 --> 01:39:32,120 It's under control, sir. 1437 01:39:34,486 --> 01:39:36,238 Where's Tyler? 1438 01:39:36,326 --> 01:39:39,204 Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not... 1439 01:39:39,286 --> 01:39:41,163 Right... OK. 1440 01:39:43,486 --> 01:39:45,477 I'm all alone. 1441 01:39:45,646 --> 01:39:49,161 My father dumped me. Tyler dumped me. 1442 01:39:49,246 --> 01:39:51,396 I am Jack's broken heart. 1443 01:39:55,446 --> 01:39:59,075 What comes nextin Project Mayhem only Tyler knows. 1444 01:39:59,966 --> 01:40:03,038 The second rule is you do not ask questions. 1445 01:40:05,726 --> 01:40:08,320 Get the fuck away from me! Get the fuck away! 1446 01:40:08,686 --> 01:40:10,677 Who are all these people? 1447 01:40:15,726 --> 01:40:17,921 The Paper Street Soap Company. 1448 01:40:19,406 --> 01:40:21,397 Can I come in? 1449 01:40:24,406 --> 01:40:26,397 He's not here. 1450 01:40:26,486 --> 01:40:28,602 What? 1451 01:40:29,606 --> 01:40:33,042 Tyler isn't here. 1452 01:40:33,126 --> 01:40:35,117 Tyler went away. 1453 01:40:35,526 --> 01:40:37,517 Tyler's gone. 1454 01:40:53,846 --> 01:40:55,484 Get some help! 1455 01:41:06,206 --> 01:41:10,882 Two gunshot wounds coming through! Make some fucking room! 1456 01:41:10,966 --> 01:41:13,275 What happened? What happened? 1457 01:41:13,366 --> 01:41:16,119 We were on assignment. We were supposed to kill two birds with one stone. 1458 01:41:17,366 --> 01:41:19,357 Destroy a piece of corporate art... 1459 01:41:19,446 --> 01:41:21,835 Operation Latte Thunder. Go! 1460 01:41:22,526 --> 01:41:25,563 ..and trash a franchise coffee bar. 1461 01:41:31,726 --> 01:41:33,956 We had it all worked out, sir. 1462 01:41:41,806 --> 01:41:44,957 - It went smooth until... - Police! Freeze! 1463 01:41:45,046 --> 01:41:47,685 - What? - They shot Bob. 1464 01:41:49,126 --> 01:41:51,435 - They shot him in the head. - Fucking pigs! 1465 01:41:56,606 --> 01:41:58,562 Oh, God! 1466 01:41:58,646 --> 01:42:01,763 - Those motherfuckers! - You morons. 1467 01:42:01,846 --> 01:42:05,805 You're running around in ski masks trying to blow things up? 1468 01:42:05,886 --> 01:42:08,446 What did you think was gonna happen?! 1469 01:42:10,166 --> 01:42:14,318 OK, quick! Get rid of the evidence. We gotta get rid of this body! 1470 01:42:14,406 --> 01:42:17,159 - Bury him. - What? 1471 01:42:17,246 --> 01:42:19,396 Take him to the garden and bury him. 1472 01:42:19,486 --> 01:42:22,239 - Come on, people, let's go! - Get the fuck off! 1473 01:42:22,326 --> 01:42:25,443 Get away from him! What are you talking about? 1474 01:42:25,526 --> 01:42:27,994 This isn't fucking evidence. This is a person. 1475 01:42:28,086 --> 01:42:31,158 He's my friend and you're not burying him in the garden! 1476 01:42:31,246 --> 01:42:34,124 He was killed serving Project Mayhem, sir. 1477 01:42:34,206 --> 01:42:36,162 - This is Bob. - Sir, in... 1478 01:42:36,246 --> 01:42:38,237 In Project Mayhem, we have no names. 1479 01:42:38,326 --> 01:42:40,237 Now, you listen to me. 1480 01:42:40,326 --> 01:42:44,683 This is a man and he has a name, and it's Robert Paulsen, OK? 1481 01:42:44,766 --> 01:42:46,597 - Robert Paulsen. - He's a man 1482 01:42:46,686 --> 01:42:49,405 and he's dead now because of us. Do you understand that? 1483 01:42:50,046 --> 01:42:52,241 I understand. 1484 01:42:54,406 --> 01:42:57,603 In death, a member of Project Mayhem 1485 01:42:57,686 --> 01:42:59,677 has a name. 1486 01:42:59,806 --> 01:43:02,604 His name is Robert Paulsen. 1487 01:43:03,046 --> 01:43:05,037 His name is Robert Paulsen. 1488 01:43:05,806 --> 01:43:08,366 His name... is Robert Paulsen. 1489 01:43:08,446 --> 01:43:12,121 His name is Robert Paulsen. 1490 01:43:12,206 --> 01:43:15,164 Come on, guys. Please. Stop it. 1491 01:43:15,246 --> 01:43:17,714 His name is Robert Paulsen. 1492 01:43:17,806 --> 01:43:20,764 Shut up! This is all over with! 1493 01:43:23,886 --> 01:43:26,275 Get the fuck out of here. 1494 01:43:53,846 --> 01:43:58,078 - Tyler? - No, this is Detective Stern ofthe Arson Unit. 1495 01:43:58,166 --> 01:43:59,679 I need to see you... 1496 01:44:04,006 --> 01:44:07,885 I went to all the cities on Tyler's used ticket stubs, barhopping. 1497 01:44:07,966 --> 01:44:12,517 I didn't know how or why, but I could look at 50 different bars, and somehow I just knew. 1498 01:44:12,606 --> 01:44:16,997 I'm looking for Tyler Durden. It's very important that I talk to him. 1499 01:44:17,086 --> 01:44:18,678 I wish I could help you, 1500 01:44:18,766 --> 01:44:20,961 sir. 1501 01:44:26,046 --> 01:44:28,037 Every city I went to, 1502 01:44:29,046 --> 01:44:31,355 as soon as I set foot off the plane 1503 01:44:31,926 --> 01:44:34,121 I knew a Fight Club was close. 1504 01:44:34,206 --> 01:44:35,798 Hey! Hey! 1505 01:44:36,846 --> 01:44:38,359 Taxi! 1506 01:44:38,446 --> 01:44:40,437 Look at my face. I'm a member. 1507 01:44:40,526 --> 01:44:42,960 Now, I just need to know if you've seen Tyler. 1508 01:44:43,046 --> 01:44:46,595 I'm not exposed to be speak any such information to you 1509 01:44:46,686 --> 01:44:51,202 nor would I, even if I had said information at this juncture,... be able. 1510 01:44:51,846 --> 01:44:55,395 - You're a moron. - I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 1511 01:44:56,686 --> 01:45:01,521 Tyler had been busy... setting up franchises all over the country. 1512 01:45:04,166 --> 01:45:08,444 Was I asleep? Had I slept? 1513 01:45:08,526 --> 01:45:10,676 Is Tyler my bad dream, or am I Tyler's? 1514 01:45:12,006 --> 01:45:14,964 - We've just heard the stories. - What kind of stories? 1515 01:45:15,046 --> 01:45:19,119 - Nobody knows what he looks like. - He has plastic surgery every three years. 1516 01:45:19,206 --> 01:45:22,118 That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 1517 01:45:22,206 --> 01:45:26,119 - Is it true about Fight Club in Miami? - Is Mr Durden building an army? 1518 01:45:26,206 --> 01:45:29,084 I was living in a state of perpetual déjá vu. 1519 01:45:29,886 --> 01:45:31,877 Everywhere I went, 1520 01:45:31,966 --> 01:45:33,843 I felt I'd already been there. 1521 01:45:33,926 --> 01:45:36,724 It was like following an invisible man. 1522 01:45:37,766 --> 01:45:39,757 The smell of dried blood, 1523 01:45:39,846 --> 01:45:43,236 dirty, bare footprints circling each other. 1524 01:45:44,046 --> 01:45:47,118 That aroma of old sweat, like fried chicken. 1525 01:45:47,206 --> 01:45:50,596 The feel of a floor still warm from a fight the night before. 1526 01:45:51,446 --> 01:45:54,244 I was always just one step behind Tyler. 1527 01:45:57,046 --> 01:46:00,038 His name is Robert Paulsen... 1528 01:46:04,486 --> 01:46:06,477 Welcome back, sir. 1529 01:46:07,406 --> 01:46:09,397 How have you been? 1530 01:46:09,486 --> 01:46:11,556 Do you know me? 1531 01:46:11,646 --> 01:46:13,955 Is this a test, sir? 1532 01:46:14,046 --> 01:46:15,843 No. This is not a test. 1533 01:46:15,926 --> 01:46:18,042 You were in here last Thursday. 1534 01:46:18,606 --> 01:46:20,801 Thursday? 1535 01:46:20,886 --> 01:46:24,674 You were standing where you are now, asking how good security is. 1536 01:46:25,326 --> 01:46:27,317 It's tight as a drum, sir. 1537 01:46:29,886 --> 01:46:31,956 Who do you think I am? 1538 01:46:32,046 --> 01:46:34,480 Are you sure this isn't a test? 1539 01:46:34,566 --> 01:46:36,397 No, this is not a test. 1540 01:46:36,486 --> 01:46:38,477 You're Mr Durden. 1541 01:46:39,766 --> 01:46:42,326 You're the one who gave me this. 1542 01:46:42,406 --> 01:46:46,445 Please return your seat backs to their full upright and locked position. 1543 01:46:57,406 --> 01:46:59,397 - Yeah? - Marla, it's me. 1544 01:46:59,486 --> 01:47:01,363 - Have we ever done it? - Done what? 1545 01:47:01,446 --> 01:47:02,765 Had sex? 1546 01:47:02,846 --> 01:47:04,916 What kind of stupid question is that? 1547 01:47:05,006 --> 01:47:07,281 Stupid because it's yes or because it's no? 1548 01:47:07,366 --> 01:47:09,834 - Is this a trick? - No. Ineed to know... 1549 01:47:09,926 --> 01:47:13,635 You wanna know if I think we were just having sex or making love? 1550 01:47:13,726 --> 01:47:17,002 - We did make love? - Is that what you're calling it? 1551 01:47:17,086 --> 01:47:19,805 Just answer the question! Did we do it or not?! 1552 01:47:19,886 --> 01:47:22,684 You fuck me, then snub me. You love me, you hate me. 1553 01:47:22,766 --> 01:47:25,519 You're sensitive, then you turn into an asshole. 1554 01:47:25,606 --> 01:47:28,166 Does that describe our relationship, Tyler? 1555 01:47:28,246 --> 01:47:30,237 We just lost cabin pressure. 1556 01:47:30,326 --> 01:47:31,759 What did you just say? 1557 01:47:31,846 --> 01:47:34,076 - What is wrong with you? - Say my name! 1558 01:47:34,166 --> 01:47:37,681 Tyler Durden! You fucking freak! What's going on? 1559 01:47:37,766 --> 01:47:39,757 - I'm coming over! - I'm not there! 1560 01:47:39,846 --> 01:47:42,519 You broke your promise. 1561 01:47:42,606 --> 01:47:44,483 Jesus, Tyler. 1562 01:47:44,566 --> 01:47:47,876 - You fucking talked to her about me. - What the fuck is going on? 1563 01:47:47,966 --> 01:47:51,276 I asked you for one thing. One simple thing. 1564 01:47:51,366 --> 01:47:53,596 Why do people think that I'm you? 1565 01:47:54,126 --> 01:47:56,117 Answer me! 1566 01:47:58,406 --> 01:48:00,158 Sit. 1567 01:48:02,846 --> 01:48:05,440 Answer me. Why do people think I'm you? 1568 01:48:05,526 --> 01:48:07,596 I think you know. 1569 01:48:07,726 --> 01:48:10,194 - No, I don't. - Yes, you do. 1570 01:48:10,286 --> 01:48:12,925 Why would anyone possibly confuse you with me? 1571 01:48:13,006 --> 01:48:15,679 I... I don't know. 1572 01:48:20,246 --> 01:48:22,999 - You got it. - No. 1573 01:48:23,086 --> 01:48:25,122 - Do not fuck with us! - Say it. 1574 01:48:26,446 --> 01:48:28,402 Because... 1575 01:48:29,686 --> 01:48:30,801 Say it! 1576 01:48:32,406 --> 01:48:34,362 Because we're the same person. 1577 01:48:34,446 --> 01:48:36,482 That's right. 1578 01:48:36,566 --> 01:48:38,636 We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap. 1579 01:48:38,726 --> 01:48:42,275 - I don't understand this. - You wanted a way to change your life. 1580 01:48:42,366 --> 01:48:44,357 You could not do this on your own. 1581 01:48:44,446 --> 01:48:46,437 All the ways you wish you could be, 1582 01:48:46,526 --> 01:48:48,323 that's me. 1583 01:48:48,406 --> 01:48:51,443 I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. 1584 01:48:51,526 --> 01:48:53,756 I am smart, capable and, most importantly, 1585 01:48:53,846 --> 01:48:56,485 I'm free in all the ways that you are not. 1586 01:48:56,566 --> 01:48:57,521 Oh, no. 1587 01:48:57,606 --> 01:49:00,404 - Tyler's not here. Tyler went away. - What? 1588 01:49:00,486 --> 01:49:02,716 This isn't possible. This is crazy. 1589 01:49:02,806 --> 01:49:04,762 People do it every day. 1590 01:49:04,846 --> 01:49:08,236 They talk to themselves. They see themselves as they'd like to be. 1591 01:49:08,326 --> 01:49:11,443 They don't have the courage you have to just run with it. 1592 01:49:15,086 --> 01:49:18,317 You still wrestle with it, so sometimes you're still you. 1593 01:49:18,406 --> 01:49:22,922 - We should do this again sometime. - At times, you imagine you're watching me. 1594 01:49:23,006 --> 01:49:25,395 If this is your first time, you have to fight. 1595 01:49:25,486 --> 01:49:29,684 Little by little, you're just letting yourself become 1596 01:49:30,486 --> 01:49:32,317 Tyler Durden. 1597 01:49:32,406 --> 01:49:35,079 You are not your job or how much money you have! 1598 01:49:35,166 --> 01:49:37,475 - No. You have a house. - Rented in your name. 1599 01:49:37,566 --> 01:49:41,036 - You have jobs, a life. - You work nights because you can't sleep. 1600 01:49:41,126 --> 01:49:42,844 Or you stay up and make soap. 1601 01:49:42,926 --> 01:49:47,681 - You're fucking Marla, Tyler. - Technically, you are. It's all the same to her. 1602 01:49:49,326 --> 01:49:51,282 Oh, my God. 1603 01:49:52,246 --> 01:49:54,237 Now you see our dilemma. 1604 01:49:54,326 --> 01:49:56,521 She knows too much. 1605 01:49:56,606 --> 01:50:01,521 I think we're gonna have to talk about how this might compromise our goals. 1606 01:50:01,606 --> 01:50:03,642 What... What are you saying? 1607 01:50:04,566 --> 01:50:08,639 This is bullshit. This is bullshit, I'm not listening to this! 1608 01:50:08,726 --> 01:50:11,286 - You are insane! - No. You're insane. 1609 01:50:11,366 --> 01:50:14,005 We simply do not have time for this crap. 1610 01:50:15,406 --> 01:50:17,522 It's called a changeover. 1611 01:50:17,606 --> 01:50:19,597 The movie goes on 1612 01:50:19,686 --> 01:50:22,678 and nobody in the audience has anyidea. 1613 01:50:35,126 --> 01:50:38,641 - Sir! Are you checking out? - Yeah. Bill me. 1614 01:50:38,726 --> 01:50:41,035 Can you initial this list of phone calls? 1615 01:50:45,286 --> 01:50:49,165 - When were these made? - Between 2.00 and 3.30 this morning. 1616 01:50:54,766 --> 01:50:58,725 Have I been going to bed earlier everynight? Have I been sleeping later? 1617 01:50:58,806 --> 01:51:03,482 Have I been Tyler longer and longer? 1618 01:51:05,886 --> 01:51:08,195 Is anybody here? 1619 01:51:10,766 --> 01:51:12,757 Déjá vu all over again. 1620 01:51:14,366 --> 01:51:16,755 With enough soap, one could blow up anything. 1621 01:51:19,006 --> 01:51:20,997 Oh, my God. 1622 01:51:24,726 --> 01:51:27,001 - 1888. - Who am I calling? 1623 01:51:27,406 --> 01:51:30,921 1888 Franklin. This is maintenance. Hello? 1624 01:51:32,046 --> 01:51:33,604 Hello? 1625 01:51:33,686 --> 01:51:35,677 1888 Franklin Street? 1626 01:51:35,766 --> 01:51:37,757 Yes. Can I help you? 1627 01:51:40,126 --> 01:51:42,594 - Hello? - Yeah, yeah. 1628 01:51:42,686 --> 01:51:45,120 I need to talk to your supervisor right away. 1629 01:51:45,206 --> 01:51:47,197 - Speaking. - OK, listen to me. 1630 01:51:47,286 --> 01:51:50,323 Something terrible is about to happen to your building. 1631 01:51:50,406 --> 01:51:52,397 It's under control, sir. 1632 01:51:52,846 --> 01:51:56,236 - Excuse me? - Don't worryabout us, sir. We're solid. 1633 01:52:00,326 --> 01:52:01,600 2160. 1634 01:52:08,926 --> 01:52:11,315 Marla! Marla! Hey, wait! 1635 01:52:12,966 --> 01:52:15,639 Wait! I gotta talk to you! Marla! Marla! 1636 01:52:15,726 --> 01:52:19,719 Your bald freaks hit me with a fucking broom! They almost broke my arm! 1637 01:52:19,806 --> 01:52:22,445 They were burning their fingertips with lye. 1638 01:52:22,526 --> 01:52:26,314 This needs a tremendous act of faith on your part, but hear me out. 1639 01:52:26,406 --> 01:52:30,194 - Here comes an avalanche of bullshit. - A little more faith than that. 1640 01:52:33,286 --> 01:52:35,754 I don't wanna hear anything you have to say. 1641 01:52:35,846 --> 01:52:37,882 You have every right to be... 1642 01:52:38,446 --> 01:52:40,243 I'll just have a coffee, thanks. 1643 01:52:40,326 --> 01:52:43,159 Sir. Anything you order is free of charge, sir. 1644 01:52:43,246 --> 01:52:45,202 Why is it free of charge? 1645 01:52:45,286 --> 01:52:47,242 - Don't ask. - Whatever. 1646 01:52:47,326 --> 01:52:52,605 I'll have the clam chowder, fried chicken and baked potato and a chocolate chiffon pie. 1647 01:52:52,686 --> 01:52:54,677 Clean food, please. 1648 01:52:54,766 --> 01:52:57,678 In that case, may I advise against the clam chowder. 1649 01:52:57,766 --> 01:52:59,757 No clam chowder. Thank you. 1650 01:53:01,166 --> 01:53:03,316 You got about 30 seconds. 1651 01:53:05,886 --> 01:53:08,320 I know I've been acting very strange, OK? 1652 01:53:08,406 --> 01:53:11,682 - I know it seems there's two sides to me... - Two sides? 1653 01:53:11,766 --> 01:53:16,601 - You're Dr Jekyll and Mr Jackass. - I know. But I realised something important. 1654 01:53:16,686 --> 01:53:20,599 - What? - The nature of our relationship wasn't clear 1655 01:53:20,686 --> 01:53:22,961 to me for reasons I won't go into. 1656 01:53:23,046 --> 01:53:25,514 - I know I haven't treated you well. - Whatever. 1657 01:53:25,606 --> 01:53:28,200 No, no. Fifteen seconds, please! 1658 01:53:28,286 --> 01:53:30,481 Fifteen seconds, don't open your mouth. 1659 01:53:30,566 --> 01:53:32,557 I'm trying to tell you I'm sorry. 1660 01:53:32,646 --> 01:53:36,764 What I've come to realise is that I really like you, Marla. 1661 01:53:36,846 --> 01:53:38,882 You do? 1662 01:53:38,966 --> 01:53:40,763 I really do. 1663 01:53:40,846 --> 01:53:44,998 I care about you and I don't want anything bad to happen to you because of me. 1664 01:53:45,086 --> 01:53:47,725 Marla, your life is in danger. 1665 01:53:47,806 --> 01:53:49,637 What? 1666 01:53:49,726 --> 01:53:53,275 You need to leave town for a while. Get out of any major city. 1667 01:53:53,366 --> 01:53:56,039 - Just go camping... - You're an insane person. 1668 01:53:56,126 --> 01:53:59,436 - No. I've involved you in something terrible. - No. Shut up! 1669 01:53:59,526 --> 01:54:01,960 - You're not safe. - Shut up! 1670 01:54:03,686 --> 01:54:07,964 - Listen, I tried, Tyler. I really tried. - I know you did. 1671 01:54:08,046 --> 01:54:10,958 There are things about you I like. You're smart, funny. 1672 01:54:11,046 --> 01:54:12,923 You're spectacular in bed. 1673 01:54:13,006 --> 01:54:14,359 But 1674 01:54:14,446 --> 01:54:16,437 you're intolerable. 1675 01:54:16,526 --> 01:54:18,915 You have very serious emotional problems. 1676 01:54:19,006 --> 01:54:22,794 Deep-seated problems for which you should seek professional help. 1677 01:54:22,886 --> 01:54:26,674 - I know, and I'm sorry. - You're sorry, I'm sorry. Everyone's sorry. 1678 01:54:27,806 --> 01:54:29,797 I can't do this any more. 1679 01:54:29,886 --> 01:54:31,877 I can't. 1680 01:54:31,966 --> 01:54:33,957 And I won't. 1681 01:54:34,046 --> 01:54:36,002 I'm gone. 1682 01:54:36,086 --> 01:54:38,646 You can't leave, Marla! You're not safe! 1683 01:54:41,366 --> 01:54:43,926 - Marla, you don't understand! - Leave me alone! 1684 01:54:44,006 --> 01:54:46,440 - Marla, I am trying to protect you! - Let go! 1685 01:54:46,526 --> 01:54:49,404 - I don't ever wanna see you again! - That's fine... 1686 01:54:49,486 --> 01:54:51,477 Here, wait right here! 1687 01:54:55,246 --> 01:54:57,680 Hold it right there! Shut up! 1688 01:54:57,766 --> 01:54:59,802 Take this money and get on this bus. 1689 01:54:59,886 --> 01:55:01,956 I promise I won't bother you again. 1690 01:55:02,046 --> 01:55:03,445 Shut up! 1691 01:55:03,526 --> 01:55:06,598 Please get on the bus. Please get on the bus. 1692 01:55:07,726 --> 01:55:09,717 Why are you doing this? 1693 01:55:09,806 --> 01:55:13,719 They think you're a threat. I can't explain it now, just trust me! 1694 01:55:13,806 --> 01:55:18,004 - If I know where you are, you won't be safe. - I'll keep this, it's asshole tax. 1695 01:55:18,086 --> 01:55:22,284 - Fine. Remember, stay out of major cities. - Tyler. 1696 01:55:23,766 --> 01:55:26,485 You're the worst thing that ever happened to me. 1697 01:55:40,886 --> 01:55:43,446 Hello. I need you to arrest me. 1698 01:55:43,526 --> 01:55:46,165 I am the leader of a terrorist organisation 1699 01:55:46,246 --> 01:55:51,001 responsible for numerous acts of vandalism and assault all over this city. 1700 01:55:51,086 --> 01:55:54,795 In the metropolitan area, we had probably 200 members. 1701 01:55:54,886 --> 01:55:58,561 Chapters have sprung up in five or six other major cities already. 1702 01:55:58,686 --> 01:56:01,598 This is a tightly-regimented organisation 1703 01:56:01,686 --> 01:56:07,079 with many cells capable of operating independent of central leadership. 1704 01:56:07,166 --> 01:56:10,875 Go to the house, OK? 1537 Paper Street. 1705 01:56:10,966 --> 01:56:12,797 That's our headquarters. 1706 01:56:12,886 --> 01:56:15,354 In the back, buried in the garden, 1707 01:56:15,446 --> 01:56:18,358 you'll find the body of Robert Paulsen. 1708 01:56:18,446 --> 01:56:21,643 In the basement, you're gonna find some bathtubs 1709 01:56:21,726 --> 01:56:26,846 that have been used very recently to make large quantities of nitroglycerin. 1710 01:56:26,926 --> 01:56:28,882 I believe the plan is to blow up 1711 01:56:28,966 --> 01:56:31,924 the headquarters of these credit card companies 1712 01:56:32,006 --> 01:56:33,997 and the TRW building. 1713 01:56:34,926 --> 01:56:38,123 Why these buildings? Why credit card companies? 1714 01:56:38,206 --> 01:56:41,676 If you erase the debt record, then we all go back to zero. 1715 01:56:42,486 --> 01:56:44,477 You'll create total chaos. 1716 01:56:46,006 --> 01:56:49,123 Keep him talking. I need to make a phone call. 1717 01:56:59,246 --> 01:57:01,396 I really admire what you're doing. 1718 01:57:01,846 --> 01:57:03,837 What? 1719 01:57:03,926 --> 01:57:05,882 You're a brave man to order this. 1720 01:57:05,966 --> 01:57:07,684 You're a genius, sir. 1721 01:57:07,766 --> 01:57:12,317 You said if anyone ever interferes with Project Mayhem, even you, 1722 01:57:12,406 --> 01:57:14,636 we gotta get his balls. 1723 01:57:16,006 --> 01:57:19,043 - Don't fight. - It's a powerful gesture, Mr Durden. 1724 01:57:19,126 --> 01:57:22,038 - It will set an example. - You're making a big mistake! 1725 01:57:22,126 --> 01:57:24,845 - You said you'd say that. - I'm not Tyler Durden! 1726 01:57:24,926 --> 01:57:28,635 - You told us you'd say that too. - All right. I am Tyler Durden. 1727 01:57:28,726 --> 01:57:31,320 Listen to me. I'm giving you a direct order. 1728 01:57:31,406 --> 01:57:35,399 - We're aborting this mission now. - You said you would definitely say that. 1729 01:57:41,286 --> 01:57:44,676 Are you fucking out of your minds? You're police officers! 1730 01:57:45,486 --> 01:57:47,477 Is somebody timing this? 1731 01:57:47,646 --> 01:57:50,479 Keep your mouth shut. 1732 01:57:50,566 --> 01:57:52,557 Shit! 1733 01:57:55,086 --> 01:57:57,759 Some of this information checks out. 1734 01:57:57,846 --> 01:58:00,997 - Let's go to that house on Paper Street. - Be right there. 1735 01:58:01,686 --> 01:58:03,404 Hey, wait! 1736 01:58:04,046 --> 01:58:06,480 - I got him. - Sir, we have to do this. 1737 01:58:06,566 --> 01:58:08,955 - Stop fighting! - Where's the rubber band? 1738 01:58:09,046 --> 01:58:11,435 Get away from me! Drop that fucking knife! 1739 01:58:14,846 --> 01:58:18,122 Back up. Face down on the floor right now! 1740 01:58:19,326 --> 01:58:21,282 Get down on the floor! 1741 01:58:25,846 --> 01:58:28,599 The first person that comes out of this door 1742 01:58:28,686 --> 01:58:30,563 gets a lead salad! Understand? 1743 01:58:53,926 --> 01:58:56,394 Get away! Stay away! 1744 01:59:08,806 --> 01:59:10,797 I ran. 1745 01:59:11,326 --> 01:59:15,319 I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. 1746 01:59:17,846 --> 01:59:19,837 Then I ran some more. 1747 01:59:58,846 --> 02:00:01,076 What the fuck are you doing? 1748 02:00:01,166 --> 02:00:03,999 Running around in your underpants! You look crazy! 1749 02:00:04,086 --> 02:00:07,078 No. I'm onto you. I know what's going on here. 1750 02:00:07,166 --> 02:00:11,876 Come on, then. I got us a great place to watch from. It'll be like pay-per-view. 1751 02:00:57,886 --> 02:01:00,446 - Oh, Christ. - Now what are you doing? 1752 02:01:00,526 --> 02:01:03,757 - I'm stopping this. - Why? 1753 02:01:03,846 --> 02:01:07,077 - The greatest thing you've ever done. - I can't let this happen. 1754 02:01:07,166 --> 02:01:10,283 There are 10 other bombs in 10 other buildings. 1755 02:01:10,366 --> 02:01:12,596 Since when is Project Mayhem about murder? 1756 02:01:12,686 --> 02:01:14,597 The buildings are empty. 1757 02:01:14,686 --> 02:01:17,405 We're not killing anyone. We're setting 'em free! 1758 02:01:17,486 --> 02:01:20,159 Bob is dead. They shot him in the head. 1759 02:01:20,246 --> 02:01:23,477 You wanna make an omelette, you gotta break some eggs. 1760 02:01:23,566 --> 02:01:27,002 No. I'm not listening to you. You're not even there. 1761 02:01:32,806 --> 02:01:37,004 I wouldn't do that. Not unless you knew which wires were what. 1762 02:01:37,086 --> 02:01:38,724 If you know, I know. 1763 02:01:44,126 --> 02:01:48,278 Or maybe I knew you'd know, so I spent all day thinking about the wrong ones. 1764 02:01:56,486 --> 02:01:57,521 You think? 1765 02:01:59,446 --> 02:02:01,437 Oh, heavens, no. Not the green one. 1766 02:02:02,286 --> 02:02:05,164 Pull any one but the green one. 1767 02:02:09,686 --> 02:02:12,200 I asked you not to do that! 1768 02:02:13,966 --> 02:02:15,479 Fuck! 1769 02:02:16,366 --> 02:02:18,402 Tyler, get away from the van. 1770 02:02:20,526 --> 02:02:23,757 Tyler, I'm not kidding! Get away from the van! 1771 02:02:23,846 --> 02:02:25,165 Goddamn it! 1772 02:02:31,246 --> 02:02:32,565 OK. 1773 02:02:32,646 --> 02:02:35,877 You are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend 1774 02:02:35,966 --> 02:02:38,434 near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin! 1775 02:02:40,566 --> 02:02:42,238 Cool it, Tyler! 1776 02:02:54,926 --> 02:02:56,917 Come on! 1777 02:02:57,006 --> 02:02:58,962 Don't go! 1778 02:03:35,006 --> 02:03:36,155 What?! 1779 02:04:19,246 --> 02:04:19,406 Three minutes. 1780 02:04:19,406 --> 02:04:21,237 Three minutes. 1781 02:04:21,326 --> 02:04:23,521 This is it. 1782 02:04:23,606 --> 02:04:25,562 The beginning. 1783 02:04:25,646 --> 02:04:27,523 Ground zero. 1784 02:04:27,606 --> 02:04:29,801 I think this is about where we came in. 1785 02:04:29,886 --> 02:04:32,241 Do you have a speech for the occasion? 1786 02:04:32,326 --> 02:04:35,238 I'm sorry? 1787 02:04:35,326 --> 02:04:37,317 I still can't think of anything. 1788 02:04:39,286 --> 02:04:41,277 Flashback humour. 1789 02:04:46,166 --> 02:04:48,122 It's getting exciting now. 1790 02:04:49,606 --> 02:04:51,324 Two and a half. 1791 02:04:51,406 --> 02:04:53,874 Think of everything we've accomplished. 1792 02:04:53,966 --> 02:04:58,562 Out these windows, we will view the collapse of financial history. 1793 02:04:58,646 --> 02:05:02,195 One step closer to economic equilibrium. 1794 02:05:15,246 --> 02:05:17,521 Why is she here? 1795 02:05:17,606 --> 02:05:19,437 Tying up loose ends. 1796 02:05:19,526 --> 02:05:22,484 Put me down, you bald headed fuck! 1797 02:05:22,566 --> 02:05:25,558 - I beg you, please don't do this. - I'm not doing this. 1798 02:05:25,646 --> 02:05:28,956 - We are doing this. This is what we want. - No. 1799 02:05:29,046 --> 02:05:33,562 - I don't want this. - Right. Except you is meaningless now. 1800 02:05:33,646 --> 02:05:37,480 - We have to forget about you. - You're a voice in my head. 1801 02:05:37,566 --> 02:05:39,557 You're a voice in mine! 1802 02:05:39,646 --> 02:05:42,365 - Why can't I get rid of you? - You need me. 1803 02:05:42,446 --> 02:05:44,437 No. I don't. I really don't any more. 1804 02:05:44,526 --> 02:05:48,644 You created me. I didn't create some loser alter ego to make me feel better. 1805 02:05:48,726 --> 02:05:52,514 - Take some responsibility. - I do. I am responsible for all of it 1806 02:05:52,646 --> 02:05:54,284 and I accept that. 1807 02:05:54,366 --> 02:05:58,245 So, please, I'm begging you, please call this off. 1808 02:06:00,166 --> 02:06:02,282 Have I ever let us down? 1809 02:06:03,646 --> 02:06:05,876 How far have you come because of me?! 1810 02:06:11,526 --> 02:06:13,517 I will bring us through this. 1811 02:06:13,606 --> 02:06:17,235 As always, I will carry you kicking and screaming 1812 02:06:17,326 --> 02:06:19,635 and in the end you will thank me. 1813 02:06:20,126 --> 02:06:22,515 Tyler. Tyler. 1814 02:06:22,606 --> 02:06:25,996 I'm grateful to you. For everything that you've done for me. 1815 02:06:26,086 --> 02:06:28,646 But this is too much. I don't want this. 1816 02:06:28,726 --> 02:06:33,800 What do you want? Your shit job back? Fucking condo world, watching sitcoms? 1817 02:06:33,886 --> 02:06:35,877 Fuck you! I won't do it. 1818 02:06:36,686 --> 02:06:40,361 - This can't be happening. - It's already done, so shut up! 1819 02:06:40,446 --> 02:06:42,004 60 seconds till CRI. 1820 02:06:42,526 --> 02:06:44,517 No. 1821 02:06:46,326 --> 02:06:48,999 I can figure this out. This isn't even real. 1822 02:06:49,086 --> 02:06:52,601 You're not real, that gun... That gun isn't even in your hand. 1823 02:06:54,046 --> 02:06:56,037 The gun's in my hand. 1824 02:07:00,846 --> 02:07:03,201 Good for you. It doesn't change a thing. 1825 02:07:11,726 --> 02:07:14,286 Why do you wanna put a gun to your head? 1826 02:07:14,366 --> 02:07:16,357 Not my head, Tyler. 1827 02:07:16,926 --> 02:07:18,882 Our head. 1828 02:07:20,326 --> 02:07:22,317 Interesting. 1829 02:07:25,206 --> 02:07:27,766 Where are you going with this, lkea boy? 1830 02:07:33,966 --> 02:07:36,844 Hey. It's you and me. 1831 02:07:39,446 --> 02:07:41,437 Friends? 1832 02:07:42,246 --> 02:07:44,237 Tyler, 1833 02:07:47,526 --> 02:07:49,801 I want you to really listen to me. 1834 02:07:49,886 --> 02:07:52,241 OK. 1835 02:07:52,326 --> 02:07:54,317 My eyes are open. 1836 02:08:12,286 --> 02:08:14,242 What's that smell? 1837 02:08:33,046 --> 02:08:35,924 - Where is everybody? - Oh, no. What's going on? 1838 02:08:36,566 --> 02:08:38,079 Mr Durden! 1839 02:08:39,126 --> 02:08:40,878 Oh, my God! 1840 02:08:46,046 --> 02:08:49,118 Are you... Are you all right, sir? 1841 02:08:49,206 --> 02:08:52,994 - Oh, yeah, I'm OK. - You look terrible, sir. What happened? 1842 02:08:53,086 --> 02:08:56,920 - Nothing, it's no problem. - No, no, no, sir. He's not kidding. 1843 02:08:57,006 --> 02:08:59,645 - You look awful. You need assistance. - I'm fine. 1844 02:08:59,766 --> 02:09:03,202 Look, I'm fine... Everything's fine. 1845 02:09:05,406 --> 02:09:07,556 Stop it! 1846 02:09:07,646 --> 02:09:10,638 - Let her go. - Christ Almighty! 1847 02:09:10,726 --> 02:09:12,444 You! 1848 02:09:12,526 --> 02:09:14,517 Hi, Marla. 1849 02:09:15,006 --> 02:09:19,636 - Leave her with me. Meet me downstairs. - Are you sure? 1850 02:09:19,726 --> 02:09:21,717 Yes, I'm sure. 1851 02:09:22,766 --> 02:09:26,725 You fucker! What kind of sick fucking game are you playing at?! 1852 02:09:26,806 --> 02:09:29,400 Putting me on a... Oh, my God, your face! 1853 02:09:29,486 --> 02:09:30,919 Yeah, I know. 1854 02:09:35,486 --> 02:09:37,317 What happened? 1855 02:09:37,406 --> 02:09:39,442 - Don't ask. - You're shot. 1856 02:09:39,526 --> 02:09:41,517 - Yes, I'm shot. - Oh, my God. 1857 02:09:42,406 --> 02:09:45,318 - I can't believe he's standing. - One tough motherfucker. 1858 02:09:48,966 --> 02:09:50,763 Who did this? 1859 02:09:50,846 --> 02:09:53,235 I did, actually. 1860 02:09:53,326 --> 02:09:55,317 Find some gauze. 1861 02:09:56,606 --> 02:09:58,562 You shot yourself? 1862 02:09:58,646 --> 02:10:01,206 Yes, but it's OK. Marla, look at me. 1863 02:10:01,286 --> 02:10:03,436 I'm really OK. 1864 02:10:03,526 --> 02:10:07,314 Trust me. Everything's gonna be fine. 1865 02:10:19,606 --> 02:10:23,360 You met me at a very strange time in my life. 1866 02:10:24,305 --> 02:11:24,191 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/5uu Help other users to choose the best subtitles