1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:03,500 People always ask me if I know Tyler Durden. 3 00:02:04,300 --> 00:02:05,300 Three minutes. 4 00:02:05,300 --> 00:02:07,600 This is it. Ground zero. 5 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:11,300 Do you have a speech for the occasion? 6 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:14,800 With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels. 7 00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:16,800 l can't think of anything. 8 00:02:16,700 --> 00:02:20,600 For a second, I forget about Tyler's controlled demolition thing 9 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:22,800 and l wonderhow clean that gun is. 10 00:02:22,700 --> 00:02:24,800 lt's getting exciting now. 11 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:28,000 That old thing, how you always hurt the one you love. 12 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,100 Well, it works both ways. 13 00:02:30,100 --> 00:02:34,300 We have front-row seats for this theater of mass destruction. 14 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:37,000 The Demolitions Committee of Project Mayhem 15 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,400 wrapped the foundations of 12 buildings with explosives. 16 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:44,400 ln two minutes, primary charges will blow base charges 17 00:02:44,300 --> 00:02:47,700 and a few blocks will be reduced to smouldering rubble. 18 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:50,600 l know this because Tyler knows this. 19 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:54,000 Two and a half. Think of everything we've accomplished. 20 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:59,300 Suddenly I realize that all of this, the gun, the bombs, the revolution, 21 00:02:59,100 --> 00:03:02,400 has got something to do with a girl named Marla Singer. 22 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:07,100 Bob. Bob had bitch tits. 23 00:03:07,100 --> 00:03:11,300 This was a support group for men with testicular cancer. 24 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:14,500 The big moosie slobbering all overme, that was Bob. 25 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,600 We're still men. 26 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:18,800 Yes, we're men. 27 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:21,000 Men is what we are. 28 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:24,400 Bob had had his testicles removed. Then hormone therapy. 29 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:28,200 He developed bitch tits because his testosterone was too high 30 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,200 and his body upped the oestrogen. 31 00:03:30,100 --> 00:03:33,900 - That was where I fit... - They'll have to drain my pecs again. 32 00:03:33,900 --> 00:03:36,300 ..between those huge sweating tits 33 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:40,500 that hung enormous, the way you'd think of God's as big. 34 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:42,700 OK, you cry now. 35 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:45,200 No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier. 36 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:49,000 For six months, I couldn't sleep. 37 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,500 l couldn't sleep. 38 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:53,700 With insomnia, nothing's real. 39 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:55,700 Everything's faraway. 40 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:58,900 Everything's a copy of a copy 41 00:03:58,900 --> 00:04:00,900 of a copy. 42 00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:08,600 When deep space exploration ramps up, it'll be the corporations that name everything. 43 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:10,600 The IBM Stellar Sphere. 44 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:12,900 The Microsoft Galaxy. 45 00:04:12,900 --> 00:04:15,000 The Planet Starbucks. 46 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:18,500 I need you out of town this week to cover some red flags. 47 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:21,900 It must have been Tuesday. He had on his cornflower blue tie. 48 00:04:21,900 --> 00:04:26,500 You want me to deprioritize my reports until you advise of a status upgrade? 49 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:31,000 Prioritize these. Here's your flight coupons. Call me if there's any snags. 50 00:04:30,900 --> 00:04:34,800 He was full of pep. Must have had his grande latte enema. 51 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:35,700 52 00:04:35,700 --> 00:04:40,800 Like so many others, I had become a slave to the Ikea nesting instinct. 53 00:04:40,700 --> 00:04:43,100 Yes. l'd like to order 54 00:04:43,100 --> 00:04:45,300 the Erika Pekkari dust ruffles. 55 00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:47,400 - Please hold. - Anything clever, 56 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:51,800 like a coffee table in the shape of a yin-yang, l had to have it. 57 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:55,000 The Klipsk personal office unit. 58 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,300 The Hovetrekke home exerbike. 59 00:04:57,500 --> 00:05:01,100 Or the Ohamshab sofa with the Strinne green stripe pattern. 60 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:06,500 Even the Ryslampa wire lamps of environmentally-friendly unbleached paper. 61 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:09,100 l'd flip through catalogues and wonder 62 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:12,200 ''What kind of dining set defines me as a person?'' 63 00:05:12,100 --> 00:05:16,900 I had it all. Even the glass dishes with tiny bubbles and imperfections, 64 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:21,900 proof that they were crafted by the honest, hard-working, indigenous peoples of... 65 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:24,700 - Please hold. - ..wherever. 66 00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:27,200 We used to read pornography. 67 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:30,000 Now it was the Horchow collection. 68 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:33,400 - No. You can't die of insomnia. - What about narcolepsy? 69 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:35,700 I nod off, I wake up in strange places. 70 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,700 I have no idea how I got there. 71 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:41,600 - You need to lighten up. - Can you please just give me something? 72 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:45,100 Red and blue Tuinals, lipstick-red Seconals... 73 00:05:45,300 --> 00:05:48,800 No. You need healthy, natural sleep. 74 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:52,900 Chew some valerian root and get more exercise. 75 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:56,700 Hey, come on. 76 00:05:56,700 --> 00:05:58,800 - I'm in pain. - You wanna see pain? 77 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:01,400 Swing by First Methodist, Tuesday nights. 78 00:06:01,300 --> 00:06:04,400 See the guys with testicular cancer. 79 00:06:04,300 --> 00:06:06,400 That's pain. 80 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:25,000 I always wanted three kids... two boys and a girl. 81 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,300 Mindy wanted two girls and a boy. 82 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:31,300 We never could agree on anything. 83 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:33,300 Well, I... She... 84 00:06:33,300 --> 00:06:35,800 She had her first child last week. 85 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:38,000 A girl. 86 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:41,300 With... With her... With her new husband. 87 00:06:41,900 --> 00:06:44,000 Fuck! 88 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:47,300 Thank God, you know... 89 00:06:47,300 --> 00:06:49,300 I'm glad for her. 90 00:06:50,100 --> 00:06:53,000 She deserves... 91 00:06:56,500 --> 00:07:00,400 Everyone, let's thank Thomas for sharing himself with us. 92 00:07:00,300 --> 00:07:02,300 Thank you, Thomas. 93 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:05,800 I look around this room, and I see a lot of courage. 94 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,900 And that gives me strength. 95 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:10,200 We give each other strength. 96 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:12,500 It's time for the one-on-ones. 97 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:17,400 So let's all of us follow Thomas's example and really open ourselves up. 98 00:07:17,300 --> 00:07:19,300 Could you find a partner? 99 00:07:21,300 --> 00:07:24,500 And this is how I met the big moosie. 100 00:07:25,900 --> 00:07:29,100 His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears. 101 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:34,200 Knees together. Those awkward little steps. 102 00:07:39,100 --> 00:07:41,200 - My name is Bob. - Bob? 103 00:07:41,700 --> 00:07:44,000 Bob had been a champion body builder. 104 00:07:44,100 --> 00:07:47,800 You know that chest expansion programme on late-night TV? 105 00:07:47,700 --> 00:07:49,700 That was his idea. 106 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:51,800 I was a juicer. 107 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:53,900 You know, using steroids? 108 00:07:53,900 --> 00:07:56,400 Diabonal and 109 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:58,700 Wisterol. 110 00:07:58,700 --> 00:08:02,600 Oh, they use that on racehorses, for Christ sakes. 111 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:05,000 And now I'm bankrupt. 112 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:07,900 I'm divorced. 113 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:10,600 My two grown kids 114 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:14,000 won't even return my phone calls. 115 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:19,100 Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big, rubbery one. 116 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,700 Go ahead,... Cornelius. 117 00:08:22,700 --> 00:08:24,700 You can cry. 118 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:43,200 And then... something happened. I let go. 119 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:45,200 That's really good. 120 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:47,300 Lost in oblivion. 121 00:08:47,300 --> 00:08:49,600 Dark and silent and complete. 122 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:56,100 I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom. 123 00:08:58,300 --> 00:09:00,400 lt's OK. 124 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,700 Babies don't sleep this well. 125 00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:10,700 I became addicted. 126 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:25,800 If I didn't say anything 127 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:28,400 people always assumed the worst. 128 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:35,100 They cried harder... then I cried harder. 129 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:48,100 Now we're going to open the green door, the heart chakra... 130 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,100 I wasn't really dying. 131 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:53,000 I wasn't host to cancer or parasites. 132 00:09:53,700 --> 00:09:57,600 I was the warm little center that the life of this world crowded around. 133 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:01,400 Imagine your pain as a white ball of healing light. 134 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:05,500 It moves over your body, healing you. 135 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:08,900 Now keep this going. Remember to breathe 136 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:12,500 and step forward through the back door of the room. 137 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:15,300 Where does it lead? 138 00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:17,400 To your cave. 139 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:19,300 Step forward 140 00:10:19,300 --> 00:10:21,500 into your cave. 141 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:23,500 That's right. 142 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:27,000 You're going deeper into your cave. 143 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,700 And you're going to find 144 00:10:29,700 --> 00:10:31,800 your power animal. 145 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:35,000 Slide. 146 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:47,700 Every evening I died. 147 00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:51,400 And every evening I was born again. 148 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:53,900 Resurrected. 149 00:10:55,800 --> 00:11:00,000 Bob loved me because he thought my testicles were removed too. 150 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,700 Being there, pressed against his tits, 151 00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:04,800 ready to cry. 152 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:07,500 This was my vacation. 153 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,200 And she 154 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,800 ruined everything. 155 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:15,900 This is cancer, right? 156 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:20,800 This chick, Marla Singer, 157 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:23,500 did not have testicular cancer. 158 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:25,600 She was a liar. 159 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:27,600 She had no diseases at all. 160 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:31,400 I had seen her at Free And Clear, my blood parasites group, Thursdays. 161 00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:34,700 Then at Hope, my bimonthly sickle-cell circle. 162 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:40,100 And again, at Seize The Day, my tuberculosis, Fridaynight. 163 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,000 Marla, 164 00:11:42,900 --> 00:11:45,400 the big tourist. 165 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:47,500 Her lie reflected my lie. 166 00:11:47,900 --> 00:11:50,000 And suddenly, I felt nothing. 167 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:53,600 I couldn't cry. So once again, 168 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:55,700 I couldn't sleep. 169 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,600 Next group, after guided meditation, 170 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:12,000 after we open our heart chakras, when it's time to hug, 171 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,100 I'm gonna grab that bitch, Marla Singer, and scream. 172 00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:19,100 Marla, you liar! You big tourist, I need this! Now, get out! 173 00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:23,300 I hadn't slept in four days. 174 00:12:23,300 --> 00:12:25,100 We'll just let that dry... 175 00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:28,600 When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep. 176 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:31,000 And you're never really awake. 177 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,500 To begin tonight's communion, 178 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:37,200 Chloe would like to say a few words. 179 00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:40,200 Oh, yeah. Chloe. 180 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:45,900 Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton would look if you made it walk around 181 00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:47,800 being extra nice to everybody. 182 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,200 Well, I'm still here. 183 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:52,600 But I don't know for how long. 184 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:56,500 That's as much certainty as anyone can give me. 185 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,400 But I've got some good news. 186 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:02,200 I no longer have any fear of death. 187 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:09,500 But... I am in a pretty lonely place. 188 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:12,500 No-one will have sex with me. 189 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:18,000 I'm so close to the end, and all l want is to get laid for the last time. 190 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:21,800 I have pornographic movies in my apartment, 191 00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:25,400 - and lubricants and amyl nitrite. - Thank you, Chloe. 192 00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:28,000 Everyone, let's thank Chloe. 193 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,200 Thank you, Chloe. 194 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:36,600 Now, let's ready ourselves for guided meditation. 195 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:40,900 You're standing at the entrance of your cave. 196 00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:44,800 You step inside your cave and you walk... 197 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:47,800 If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla. 198 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,800 Marla. 199 00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:55,200 The scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if you could stop tonguing it. 200 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:57,200 But you can't. 201 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,800 ..deeper into your cave as you walk. 202 00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:04,300 You feel a healing energy all around you. 203 00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:08,800 Now find your power animal. 204 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,500 Slide. 205 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:20,300 OK. Let's partner up. 206 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:22,500 Pick someone special to you tonight. 207 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,500 Hey. 208 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:32,800 - We need to talk. - Sure. 209 00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:39,400 - I'm onto you. - What? 210 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:42,500 Yeah. You're a faker. You're not dying. 211 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:44,300 Sorry? 212 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:49,300 In the Tibetan-philosophy, Sylvia-Plath sense of the word, l know we're all dying. 213 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:53,400 - But you're not dying the way Chloe is. - So? 214 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,900 So you're a tourist. 215 00:14:55,900 --> 00:15:00,100 I've seen you. I saw you at melanoma, I saw you at tuberculosis. 216 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:02,500 I saw you at testicular cancer! 217 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,100 I saw you practising this. 218 00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:06,500 - Practising what? - Telling me off. 219 00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:10,300 Is it going as well as you hoped,... Rupert? 220 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,100 I'll expose you. 221 00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:14,200 Go ahead. I'll expose you. 222 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,700 Come together. Let yourselves cry. 223 00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:26,400 Oh, God. Why are you doing this? 224 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:29,100 It's cheaper than a movie and there's free coffee. 225 00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:31,900 Look, this is important. These are my groups. 226 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,900 I've been coming for over a year. 227 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,200 - Why do you do it? - I don't know. 228 00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:40,900 When people think you're dying, they listen to you instead of... 229 00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:43,900 Instead of waiting for their turn to speak. 230 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,100 Yeah. Yeah. 231 00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:50,900 Share yourself... completely. 232 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,700 Look, you don't want to get into this. 233 00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:55,700 - It becomes an addiction. - Really? 234 00:15:55,800 --> 00:16:00,000 I'm not kidding. I can't cry if another faker is present, and I need this. 235 00:15:59,900 --> 00:16:02,000 You gotta find somewhere else to go. 236 00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:05,600 Candystripe a cancer ward. lt's not my problem. 237 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,600 No, wait a second. Hold on. 238 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,600 We'll split up the week, OK? 239 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,800 You take lymphoma and tuberculosis. 240 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:17,900 You take tuberculosis. My smoking doesn't go over at all. 241 00:16:17,900 --> 00:16:21,200 OK. Good. Fine. Testicular cancer should be no contest. 242 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:25,100 Technically, I have more right to be there. You still have your balls. 243 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,400 - You're kidding. - I dunno. Am I? 244 00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:29,300 No. No. 245 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:32,000 - What do you want? - I'll take the parasites. 246 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,800 You can't have both. Take the blood parasites. 247 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:39,100 - I want brain parasites. - I'll take the blood but I want brain dementia. 248 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,800 - I want that. - You can't have the whole brain. 249 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:44,300 So far, you have four. I only have two. 250 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:48,200 OK. Take both the parasites. They're yours. 251 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,300 Now we both have three... 252 00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:55,500 Hey! You left half your clothes. 253 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,400 - What, are you selling those? - Yes! 254 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,400 I'm selling some clothes! 255 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,500 So! We each have three. That's six. 256 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:20,300 What about the seventh day? I want bowel cancer. 257 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,400 The girl had done her homework. 258 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,500 No. No. I want bowel cancer. 259 00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:27,100 That's your favorite too? 260 00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:30,600 - Tried to slip it by me, eh? - Look, we'll split it. 261 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,700 Take the first and third Sunday. 262 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,800 Deal. 263 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,500 Looks like this is goodbye. 264 00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,700 Let's not make a big thing out of it. 265 00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:46,100 How's this for not making a big thing? 266 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,200 Hey, Marla! 267 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,600 Marla! 268 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:56,100 Maybe we should exchange numbers. 269 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,100 Should we? 270 00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:02,100 - We might wanna switch nights. - OK. 271 00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:09,400 This is how I met Marla Singer. 272 00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:15,200 Marla's philosophy of life was that she might die at any moment. 273 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:17,500 The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't. 274 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:21,500 It doesn't have your name! Who are you? Cornelius? Rupert? 275 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:25,300 Travis? Any of the stupid names you give each night? 276 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,100 You wake up at SeaTac. 277 00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:33,000 SFO. LAX. 278 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,400 You wake up at O'Hare. 279 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,500 Dallas Fort Worth. 280 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,500 BWI. 281 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:43,200 Pacific. Mountain. Central. Lose an hour. Gain an hour. 282 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:47,100 The check-in for that flight isn't for another two hours, sir. 283 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,300 This is your life, and it's ending one minute ata time. 284 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:53,200 You wake up at Air Harbor International. 285 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:58,300 If you wake up ata different time, in a different place, 286 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,800 could you wake up as a different person? 287 00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:02,900 Everywhere I travel, 288 00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:05,200 tiny life. 289 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,700 Single-serving sugar and cream. 290 00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:09,500 Single pat of butter. 291 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:12,300 The microwave cordon bleu hobbykit. 292 00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:14,200 Shampoo-conditioner combos. 293 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:18,100 Sample-package mouthwash. Tiny bars of soap. 294 00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:21,900 The people I meet on each flight, 295 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:24,000 they're single-serving friends. 296 00:19:23,900 --> 00:19:27,700 Between take off and landing, we have our time together. 297 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,900 That's all we get. 298 00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:31,800 Welcome! 299 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:37,900 On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. 300 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:41,500 I was a recall coordinator. My job was to apply the formula. 301 00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:43,900 The infant went through the windshield. 302 00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:47,900 A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60mph. 303 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,900 The rear differential locks up. 304 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:53,400 The teenager's braces are stuck to the ashtray. 305 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,800 Might make a good anti-smoking ad. 306 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:59,300 The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. 307 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,400 Now, should we initiate a recall? 308 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,500 The father must have been huge. 309 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:06,700 See where the fat burned to the seat? The polyester shirt? 310 00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:08,700 Very modern art. 311 00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:11,200 Take the number of vehicles in the field, A. 312 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,900 Multiply it by the probable rate of failure, B. 313 00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:17,700 Multiply the result by the average out-of-court settlement, C. 314 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:19,600 A x B x C 315 00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:21,600 equals X. 316 00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:24,300 lf X is less than the cost of a recall, 317 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,200 we don't do one. 318 00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:29,500 Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents? 319 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,300 You wouldn't believe. 320 00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:35,200 Which car company do you work for? 321 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,300 A major one. 322 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:43,600 Every time the plane banked too sharply on takeoff or landing, 323 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:46,700 I prayed for a crash or a midair collision. 324 00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:48,900 Anything. 325 00:20:57,200 --> 00:21:00,900 Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip. 326 00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:07,000 "If you are seated in an emergency exit row 327 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:10,400 and would be unable or unwilling to perform the duties 328 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:14,800 listed on the safety card, please ask a flight attendant to reseat you." 329 00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:18,400 lt's a lot of responsibility. 330 00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:20,600 Wanna switch seats? 331 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:24,000 No. l'm not sure l'm the man for that particular job. 332 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:28,400 An exit-door procedure at 30,000ft. 333 00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:30,300 The illusion of safety. 334 00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:32,600 Yeah. I guess so. 335 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:35,500 You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? 336 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:40,000 - So you can breathe. - Oxygen gets you high. 337 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:44,400 In a catastrophic emergency, you take giant panic breaths. 338 00:21:44,300 --> 00:21:46,800 Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. 339 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,100 You accept your fate. 340 00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:51,700 It's all right here. 341 00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:54,800 Emergency water landing, 600mph. 342 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:57,700 Blank faces. Calm as Hindu cows. 343 00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:59,600 That's... 344 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,000 That's an interesting theory. 345 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,000 - What do you do? - What do you mean? 346 00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:09,000 What do you do for a living? 347 00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:12,300 Why? So you can pretend you're interested? 348 00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:16,100 OK. 349 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:19,100 You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh. 350 00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:24,100 We have the exact same briefcase. 351 00:22:24,900 --> 00:22:26,900 Soap. 352 00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:30,500 - Sorry? - I make and I sell soap. 353 00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:32,800 The yardstick of civilization. 354 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,200 And this is how I met... 355 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,000 Tyler Durden. 356 00:22:37,100 --> 00:22:42,400 Did you know if you mix gasoline and frozen orange juice, you can make napalm? 357 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:45,200 - No, I did not. Is that true? - That's right. 358 00:22:45,100 --> 00:22:49,000 One can make all kinds of explosives with simple household items. 359 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,400 - Really? - If one was so inclined. 360 00:22:56,000 --> 00:23:01,000 Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I have ever met. 361 00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:06,800 - Everything on a plane is single-serving... - Oh, I get it. Very clever. 362 00:23:06,700 --> 00:23:08,300 Thank you. 363 00:23:08,300 --> 00:23:10,400 How's it working out for you? 364 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:13,100 - What? - Being clever? 365 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:15,500 Great. 366 00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:18,400 Keep it up, then. Right up. 367 00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:21,600 A question of etiquette. 368 00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:24,700 As I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? 369 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,600 How I came to live with Tyleris... 370 00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:37,800 Airlines have this policy about vibrating luggage. 371 00:23:45,100 --> 00:23:49,700 - Was it ticking? - Throwers know modern bombs don't tick. 372 00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:52,800 - Sorry, throwers? - Baggage handlers. 373 00:23:52,700 --> 00:23:54,900 But when a suitcase vibrates, 374 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,600 the throwers have got to call the police. 375 00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:01,100 - My suitcase was vibrating? - Nine times out often 376 00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:03,200 it's an electric razor. 377 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,300 But... every once in a while 378 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,100 it's a dildo. 379 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:14,800 It's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. 380 00:24:14,700 --> 00:24:18,600 We have to use the indefinite article, a dildo, never 381 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,600 your dildo. 382 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,600 I don't own... 383 00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:28,300 I had everything in that suitcase. My CK shirts. 384 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:31,400 My DKNYshoes. My AX ties. 385 00:24:32,900 --> 00:24:35,200 Never mind. 386 00:24:36,900 --> 00:24:39,600 Hey! That's my car! 387 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,600 Home was a condo on the 15th floor 388 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,600 of a filing cabinet for widows and professionals. 389 00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:53,200 The walls were solid concrete. 390 00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:55,200 A foot of concrete is important 391 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:59,500 when your next-door neighbor has to watch game shows at full volume. 392 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:03,300 Or when a blast of debris that used to be your personal effects 393 00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:07,200 blows out of your windows and sails flaming into the night. 394 00:25:13,300 --> 00:25:15,600 l suppose these things happen. 395 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,900 There's... nothing up there. 396 00:25:29,900 --> 00:25:33,300 You can't go into the unit. Police orders. 397 00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:44,000 Do you have somebody you can call? 398 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,100 How embarrassing. 399 00:25:46,100 --> 00:25:49,000 A houseful of condiments and no food. 400 00:25:57,900 --> 00:26:01,700 The police later told me the pilot light might have gone out 401 00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:05,500 letting out justa little bit of gas. 402 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,700 That gas could have filled the condo. 403 00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:11,200 1700 square feet with high ceilings for days and days. 404 00:26:18,900 --> 00:26:22,700 Then the refrigerator's compressor could have clicked on. 405 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,600 Yeah? 406 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:30,600 I can hear you breathing... 407 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:42,700 If you ask me now, I couldn't tell you why I called him. 408 00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:26,300 - Hello? - Who's this? 409 00:27:28,300 --> 00:27:30,400 - Tyler? - Who is this? 410 00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:34,100 We met... We met on the airplane. 411 00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:36,300 We had the same suitcase? 412 00:27:36,300 --> 00:27:38,400 The clever guy? 413 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,700 Oh, yeah. Right. 414 00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:45,200 l called a second ago. There was no answer. 415 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:49,400 - I'm at a payphone. - Yeah, I *69'd you. I never pick up my phone. 416 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,900 So what's up? 417 00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:56,500 Well. 418 00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:58,600 You're not gonna believe this. 419 00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:02,700 You know, it could be worse. 420 00:28:02,700 --> 00:28:06,500 A woman could cut off your penis while you sleep and toss it out of a car. 421 00:28:07,100 --> 00:28:10,400 There's always that. I don't know. 422 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:13,500 When you buy furniture, you tell yourself, that's it. 423 00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:15,600 That's the last sofa I'll need. 424 00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:18,400 Whatever happens, that sofa problem is handled. 425 00:28:18,300 --> 00:28:21,800 I had it all. I had a stereo that was very decent. 426 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:25,200 A wardrobe that was getting very respectable. 427 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,400 I was close to being complete. 428 00:28:27,300 --> 00:28:29,900 - Shit, man. Now it's all gone. - All gone. 429 00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:32,600 All gone. 430 00:28:33,700 --> 00:28:35,700 Do you know what a duvet is? 431 00:28:35,700 --> 00:28:38,600 - A comforter. - It's a blanket. 432 00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:42,600 Just a blanket. Why do guys like you and I know what a duvet is? 433 00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:46,600 Is this essential to our survival in the hunter-gatherer sense? 434 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,300 No. 435 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,200 What are we, then? 436 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,800 I dunno. Consumers. 437 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,900 Right. We're consumers. 438 00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:58,100 We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. 439 00:28:58,100 --> 00:29:02,000 Murder, crime, poverty. These things don't concern me. 440 00:29:01,900 --> 00:29:05,400 What concerns me are celebrity magazines, 441 00:29:05,300 --> 00:29:07,400 television with 500 channels, 442 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:10,100 some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine. 443 00:29:10,100 --> 00:29:12,100 Viagra. Olestra. 444 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:15,000 - Martha Stewart. - Fuck Martha Stewart. 445 00:29:14,900 --> 00:29:18,300 She's polishing the brass on the Titanic. lt's all going down. 446 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:22,100 So fuck off with your sofa units and Strinne green stripe patterns. 447 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,300 I say never be complete. 448 00:29:25,300 --> 00:29:27,300 I say stop being perfect. 449 00:29:27,300 --> 00:29:29,300 I say let's evolve. 450 00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:31,600 Let the chips fall where they may. 451 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,700 But that's me, and I could be wrong. 452 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:37,800 Maybe it's a terrible tragedy. 453 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,300 It's just stuff. Not a tragedy... 454 00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:44,100 You did lose a lot of versatile solutions for modern living. 455 00:29:43,900 --> 00:29:46,500 Fuck, you're right. I don't smoke. 456 00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:53,500 My insurance is probably gonna cover it, so... 457 00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:57,700 What? 458 00:29:57,700 --> 00:30:00,900 The things you own end up owning you. 459 00:30:03,900 --> 00:30:06,000 Do what you like, man. 460 00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:09,000 Oh, it's late. 461 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,700 - Hey, thanks for the beer. - Yeah, man. 462 00:30:11,700 --> 00:30:13,800 I should find a hotel. 463 00:30:14,500 --> 00:30:16,500 What? 464 00:30:16,500 --> 00:30:18,100 What? 465 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,200 - A hotel? - Yeah. 466 00:30:20,300 --> 00:30:23,400 - Just ask, man. - What are you talking about? 467 00:30:23,300 --> 00:30:27,000 Oh, God. Three pitchers of beer and you still can't ask. 468 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:29,500 What? 469 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:32,200 You called me because you needed a place to stay. 470 00:30:32,100 --> 00:30:35,500 - Oh, hey. No, no, no. - Yes, you did. So just ask. 471 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:38,100 Cut the foreplay and just ask, man. 472 00:30:39,700 --> 00:30:41,900 Would... Would that be a problem? 473 00:30:41,900 --> 00:30:44,000 Is it a problem for you to ask? 474 00:30:44,900 --> 00:30:47,100 - Can I stay at your place? - Yeah. 475 00:30:48,300 --> 00:30:50,400 Thanks. 476 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:57,400 - I want you to do me a favor. - Yeah, sure. 477 00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,800 I want you to hit me as hard as you can. 478 00:30:59,700 --> 00:31:01,700 What? 479 00:31:01,700 --> 00:31:05,500 I want you to hit me as hard as you can. 480 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:08,300 Let me tell you a little bit about Tyler Durden. 481 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,800 Tyler was a night person. 482 00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:13,000 While the rest of us slept, he worked. 483 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:16,100 He had one part-time job as a projectionist. 484 00:31:16,100 --> 00:31:19,100 A movie doesn't come all on one big reel. lt comes on a few. 485 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:22,700 Someone has to switch the projectors at the exact moment 486 00:31:22,700 --> 00:31:26,000 that one reel ends and the next one begins. 487 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:29,800 You can see little dots come into the upper right corner of the screen. 488 00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:32,500 In the industry, we call them cigarette burns. 489 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,500 That's the cue for a changeover. 490 00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:39,300 He flips the projectors, movie keeps going and the audience has no idea. 491 00:31:39,100 --> 00:31:41,400 Why would anyone want this shit job? 492 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,600 Because it affords him interesting opportunities. 493 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:48,000 Like splicing a frame of pornography into family films. 494 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:52,900 So when the snooty cat and the courageous dog with the celebrity voices first meet, 495 00:31:52,900 --> 00:31:57,100 that's when you'll catch a flash of Tyler's contribution to the film. 496 00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:06,100 Nobody knows that they saw it but they did. 497 00:32:06,100 --> 00:32:08,600 Nice, big cock. 498 00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:15,900 Even a hummingbird couldn't catch Tyler at work. 499 00:32:20,900 --> 00:32:25,900 Tyler also works sometimes as a banquet waiter at the luxurious Pressman hotel. 500 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:34,300 He was the guerrilla terrorist of the food service industry. 501 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:36,500 Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch. 502 00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:40,800 Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on meringues, 503 00:32:40,700 --> 00:32:43,300 and as for the cream of mushroom soup... 504 00:32:43,300 --> 00:32:45,300 Go ahead, tell 'em. 505 00:32:45,300 --> 00:32:47,300 You get the idea. 506 00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:50,700 - You just want me to hit you? - Come on. Do me this one favor. 507 00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:54,000 - Why? - I don't know. Never been in a fight. You? 508 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,900 - No. But that's a good thing. - You can't know yourself if you haven't! 509 00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:00,200 I don't wanna die without any scars. 510 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:04,500 - Come on. Hit me, before I lose my nerve. - Oh, God. This is crazy. 511 00:33:04,300 --> 00:33:06,600 So go crazy! Let it rip. 512 00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:09,300 - I don't know about this. - I don't either. 513 00:33:09,300 --> 00:33:12,300 Who gives a shit? No-one's watching. What do you care? 514 00:33:12,300 --> 00:33:14,800 This is crazy. You want me to hit you?! 515 00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:16,900 That's right. 516 00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:20,000 - Where? Like, in the face? - Surprise me. 517 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,100 This is so fucking stupid. 518 00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,600 Motherfucker! 519 00:33:36,700 --> 00:33:38,800 He hit me in the ear! 520 00:33:38,700 --> 00:33:41,900 - Well, Jesus, I'm sorry. - Ow, Christ! 521 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,900 - Why the ear, man? - I fucked it up. 522 00:33:43,900 --> 00:33:45,600 No, that was perfect. 523 00:33:57,900 --> 00:34:00,000 No, it's all right. 524 00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:02,800 It really hurts. 525 00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:05,300 Right. 526 00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:07,700 Hit me again. 527 00:34:07,700 --> 00:34:09,800 No, you hit me. Come on! 528 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,500 We should do this again sometime. 529 00:34:40,700 --> 00:34:42,900 - Where's your car? - What car? 530 00:34:52,900 --> 00:34:55,200 I don't know how Tyler found that house 531 00:34:55,300 --> 00:34:57,500 but he said he'd been there for a year. 532 00:34:57,500 --> 00:35:00,400 It looked like it was waiting to be torn down. 533 00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,800 Most of the windows were boarded up. 534 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:08,100 There was no lock on the front door from when the police, or whoever, kicked it in. 535 00:35:07,900 --> 00:35:10,000 The stairs were ready to collapse. 536 00:35:10,100 --> 00:35:12,600 I didn't know if he owned it or was squatting. 537 00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:15,100 Neither would have surprised me. 538 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,800 Yep. That's you. 539 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:20,400 That's me. That's the toilet. Good? 540 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:22,500 Yeah, thanks. 541 00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:24,400 What a shithole. 542 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,300 Nothing worked. 543 00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:33,700 Turning on one light meant another lightin the house went out. 544 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:37,400 There were no neighbors. Just warehouses and a papermill. 545 00:35:37,300 --> 00:35:41,300 That fartsmell of steam. The hamster-cage smell of wood chips. 546 00:35:42,900 --> 00:35:45,300 What have we here? 547 00:35:59,300 --> 00:36:01,400 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 548 00:36:11,900 --> 00:36:14,900 Every time itrained, we had to kill the power. 549 00:36:15,700 --> 00:36:19,100 By the end of the first month, I didn't miss TV. 550 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,300 I didn't even mind the warm, stale refrigerator. 551 00:36:34,900 --> 00:36:37,100 Can I be next? 552 00:36:41,300 --> 00:36:43,300 All right, man. 553 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,300 Lose the tie. 554 00:36:49,100 --> 00:36:53,500 At night, Tyler and I were alone for half a mile in every direction. 555 00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:02,400 Rain trickled down through the plaster and the light fixtures. 556 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:05,200 Everything wooden swelled and shrank. 557 00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:08,300 Everywhere were rusted nails to snag your elbow on. 558 00:37:08,300 --> 00:37:10,900 The previous occupant had been a shut-in. 559 00:37:10,900 --> 00:37:13,000 Hey, man. What are you reading? 560 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:17,300 Listen to this. It's an article written by an organ in the first person. 561 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:20,000 ''I am Jack's medulla oblongata. Without me, 562 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:23,400 Jack could not regulate his heart rate or breathing.'' 563 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,500 There's a whole series of these. 564 00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:27,600 ''I Am Jill's Nipples.'' 565 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:33,400 - ''I Am Jack's Colon.'' - ''I Get Cancer. I Kill Jack.'' 566 00:37:36,300 --> 00:37:40,100 After fighting, everything else in life got the volume turned down. 567 00:37:41,900 --> 00:37:43,600 What? 568 00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:47,200 - You could deal with anything. - Have you finished those reports? 569 00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:54,100 If you could choose, who would you fight? 570 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,100 I'd fight my boss, probably. 571 00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,300 Really? 572 00:37:58,300 --> 00:38:01,600 - Yeah, why? Who would you fight? - I'd fight my dad. 573 00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:03,600 I don't know my dad. 574 00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:05,500 I mean, I know him, but... 575 00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:07,900 He left when I was like, six years old. 576 00:38:07,900 --> 00:38:10,900 Married this other woman and had some other kids. 577 00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:12,900 He did this every six years. 578 00:38:12,900 --> 00:38:17,000 - He changes city and starts a new family. - Fucker's setting up franchises! 579 00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:19,800 My dad never went to college. 580 00:38:19,700 --> 00:38:23,700 - So it was real important that I go. - That sounds familiar. 581 00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:28,100 So I graduate. Call him up long-distance and say, ''Dad, now what?'' 582 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000 - He says, ''Get a job.'' - Same here. 583 00:38:29,900 --> 00:38:32,600 Now I'm 25. Make my yearly call again. 584 00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:34,600 ''Dad, now what?'' 585 00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:36,700 He says, ''I dunno. Get married.'' 586 00:38:36,700 --> 00:38:40,200 You can't get married. 587 00:38:40,700 --> 00:38:42,800 I'm a 30-year-old boy. 588 00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:45,400 We're a generation of men raised by women. 589 00:38:45,300 --> 00:38:49,600 I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need. 590 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:58,400 Most of the week, we were Ozzie and Harriet. 591 00:38:59,100 --> 00:39:02,600 But every Saturday night, we were finding something out. 592 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:07,100 We were finding out more and more that we were not alone. 593 00:39:10,700 --> 00:39:15,300 It used to be that when I came home angry or depressed, I'dj ust clean my condo. 594 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,300 Polish my Scandinavian furniture. 595 00:39:17,300 --> 00:39:22,300 I should have been looking for a new condo or haggling with my insurance company. 596 00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:26,000 I should have been upset about my nice flaming little shit. 597 00:39:25,900 --> 00:39:27,800 But I wasn't. 598 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:31,500 The premise of cybernetting an office is make things more efficient. 599 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:34,300 Monday mornings, I just thought about next week. 600 00:39:34,300 --> 00:39:37,300 Can I get the icon in cornflower blue? 601 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:38,300 Absolutely. 602 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:41,700 Efficiency is priority No.1, people. 603 00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:44,400 Because waste is a thief. 604 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:47,500 I showed this to my man here. You liked it, didn't you? 605 00:39:50,900 --> 00:39:54,800 You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick. 606 00:39:55,700 --> 00:39:57,900 It was right in everyone's face. 607 00:39:57,900 --> 00:40:00,000 Tyler and I just made it visible. 608 00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:02,600 It was on the tip of everyone's tongue. 609 00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:04,600 Tyler and I just gave ita name. 610 00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,300 Come on, you've gotta go home! 611 00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:40,900 Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back. 612 00:41:00,900 --> 00:41:04,600 Every week, Tyler gave the rules that he and I decided. 613 00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:06,500 Gentlemen! 614 00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:09,300 Welcome to Fight Club. 615 00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,400 The first rule of Fight Club is 616 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,700 you do not talk about Fight Club. 617 00:41:15,700 --> 00:41:18,300 The second rule of Fight Club is 618 00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:22,100 you do not talk about Fight Club! 619 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,300 Third rule of Fight Club. 620 00:41:24,300 --> 00:41:27,000 Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, 621 00:41:27,100 --> 00:41:29,800 the fight is over. Fourth rule. 622 00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:32,100 Only two guys to a fight. 623 00:41:32,100 --> 00:41:34,000 Fifth rule. 624 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,600 One fight at a time, fellas. 625 00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:39,100 Sixth rule. No shirts. No shoes. 626 00:41:39,100 --> 00:41:43,000 Seventh rule. Fights will go on as long as they have to. 627 00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:47,200 And the eighth and final rule. 628 00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:51,400 If this is your first night at Fight Club 629 00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:53,400 you have to fight. 630 00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:59,200 This kid from work, Ricky, 631 00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:03,800 couldn't remember whether you ordered pens with blue ink or black. 632 00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:06,200 But Ricky was a god for ten minutes 633 00:42:06,100 --> 00:42:09,500 when he trounced the maitre d' ofa local food court. 634 00:42:11,100 --> 00:42:16,400 Sometimes, all you could hear were the flat, hard, packing sounds over the yelling. 635 00:42:19,900 --> 00:42:22,900 Or the wet choke when someone gasped and sprayed... 636 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,800 Stop! 637 00:42:24,900 --> 00:42:27,800 You weren't alive anywhere like you were there. 638 00:42:27,700 --> 00:42:32,500 But Fight Club only exists in the hours between when Fight Club starts and ends. 639 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:35,800 Even if I could tell someone they had a good fight, 640 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,100 I wouldn't be talking to the same man. 641 00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:41,400 Who you were in Fight Club is not who you were outside of it. 642 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:46,500 A guy came to Fight Club for the first time. His ass was a wad of cookie dough. 643 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:49,100 After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood. 644 00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:53,000 If you could fight any celebrity, who would you fight? 645 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,100 - Alive or dead? - Doesn't matter. Who'd be tough? 646 00:42:56,800 --> 00:43:00,000 Hemingway. You? 647 00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:03,600 Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner. 648 00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:07,800 We all started seeing things differently. 649 00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:12,200 Everywhere we went, we were sizing things up. 650 00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:18,400 l felt sorry for guys packed into gyms, 651 00:43:18,300 --> 00:43:22,400 trying to look like how Calvin Klein or Tommy Hilfiger said they should. 652 00:43:22,300 --> 00:43:24,400 Is that what a man looks like? 653 00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:28,100 Oh, self-improvement is masturbation. 654 00:43:28,100 --> 00:43:30,100 Now, self-destruction... 655 00:43:30,100 --> 00:43:32,100 Excuse me. 656 00:44:05,300 --> 00:44:08,500 Fight Club wasn't about winning or losing. 657 00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,400 It wasn't about words. 658 00:44:12,300 --> 00:44:15,700 The hysterical shouting was in tongues 659 00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:17,600 like at a Pentecostal Church. 660 00:44:21,900 --> 00:44:24,000 - Is that it? - Stop! 661 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,900 When the fight was over, nothing was solved. 662 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:28,700 But nothing mattered. 663 00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,600 Cool. 664 00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:34,200 Afterwards, we all felt saved. 665 00:44:35,100 --> 00:44:37,300 Hey, man. How about next week? 666 00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:39,400 How about next month?! 667 00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:41,500 Irvine, you're in the middle. 668 00:44:41,500 --> 00:44:43,500 New guy, you too. 669 00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:47,300 Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me. 670 00:44:47,300 --> 00:44:49,400 He fell down some stairs. 671 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,100 I fell down some stairs. 672 00:44:53,700 --> 00:44:58,400 Fight Club became the reason to cut your hairshort or trim your fingernails. 673 00:44:58,300 --> 00:45:00,700 OK. Any historical figure. 674 00:45:00,700 --> 00:45:02,600 I'd fight Gandhi. 675 00:45:03,100 --> 00:45:05,000 Good answer. 676 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,200 - How about you? - Lincoln. 677 00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:09,800 Lincoln? 678 00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:13,400 Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight till they're burger. 679 00:45:14,100 --> 00:45:16,100 Fuck! 680 00:45:17,300 --> 00:45:19,900 Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart. 681 00:45:28,500 --> 00:45:29,900 Hello? 682 00:45:29,900 --> 00:45:32,300 Where have you been the last eight weeks? 683 00:45:32,300 --> 00:45:33,600 Marla? 684 00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:39,600 - How did you find me? - You left a forwarding number. 685 00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:42,500 I haven't seen you at any support groups. 686 00:45:42,500 --> 00:45:45,700 We split 'em up. That was the idea. Remember? 687 00:45:45,700 --> 00:45:48,500 Yeah, but you haven't been going to yours. 688 00:45:48,500 --> 00:45:52,000 - How do you know? - I cheated. 689 00:45:51,900 --> 00:45:53,700 I found a new one. 690 00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:56,400 - Really? - It's for men only. 691 00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,000 Like the testicle thing? 692 00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:03,600 Look, this is a bad time. 693 00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:06,000 I've been going to Debtors Anonymous. 694 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:09,600 - They're really fucked-up people... - I'm on my way out. 695 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:11,900 Me too. I've got a stomach full of Xanax. 696 00:46:11,900 --> 00:46:14,100 I took what was left of a bottle. 697 00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:16,300 It might have been too much. 698 00:46:16,300 --> 00:46:19,900 Picture Marla Singer throw herseIf around her crummy apartment. 699 00:46:19,900 --> 00:46:24,300 This isn't a for-real suicide thing. This is probably a cry-for-help thing. 700 00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:27,100 So you're staying in tonight, then? 701 00:46:27,100 --> 00:46:30,000 Do you wanna wait and hear me describe death? 702 00:46:29,900 --> 00:46:34,500 Do you wanna listen and see if my spirit can use a phone? 703 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:39,100 Have you ever heard a death rattle before? 704 00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:09,000 Tyler's door was closed. I'd been here for two months and his door was never closed. 705 00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:16,700 You won't believe this dream I had last night. 706 00:47:16,700 --> 00:47:19,900 I can hardly believe anything about last night. 707 00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:31,100 What are you doing here? 708 00:47:33,700 --> 00:47:35,800 What? 709 00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:38,200 This is my house. What are you doing here? 710 00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:42,400 Fuck you! 711 00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:59,700 Oh, you've got some fucked-up friends! 712 00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:01,600 Limber, though. 713 00:48:01,700 --> 00:48:03,700 Silly cooze. 714 00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:07,300 I come in last night. Phone's off the hook. 715 00:48:07,300 --> 00:48:09,400 Guess who's on the other end? 716 00:48:09,300 --> 00:48:11,500 I knew the story before he told me. 717 00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:17,200 Have you ever heard a death rattle before? 718 00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:20,000 Do you think it'll live up to its name? 719 00:48:20,100 --> 00:48:23,600 Or will it just be a death hairball? 720 00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:30,800 Prepare to evacuate soul. 721 00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:32,300 Ten, 722 00:48:32,300 --> 00:48:35,100 nine,... eight... 723 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,300 How could Tyler, of all people, 724 00:48:37,300 --> 00:48:41,100 think it was a bad thing that Marla Singer was about to die? 725 00:48:41,100 --> 00:48:42,800 Five, 726 00:48:42,700 --> 00:48:44,300 four... 727 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,100 Hang on. 728 00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:54,500 You got here fast. 729 00:48:55,900 --> 00:48:58,000 Did I call you? 730 00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:11,300 The mattress is all sealed in slippery plastic. 731 00:49:14,300 --> 00:49:16,700 Oh, don't worry. It's not a threat to you. 732 00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:21,100 Oh, fuck! 733 00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,300 Somebody called the cops. 734 00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:38,100 - Hey, where's 513? - End of the hall. 735 00:49:38,700 --> 00:49:42,600 The girl who lives there used to be a charming, lovely girl. 736 00:49:42,500 --> 00:49:44,600 She has lost faith in herself. 737 00:49:44,700 --> 00:49:47,600 - Miss Singer, let us help you! - She's a monster! 738 00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:51,600 - You have every reason to live. - She's infectious human waste! 739 00:49:51,500 --> 00:49:55,300 - Miss Singer! - Good luck trying to save her! 740 00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:01,900 If I fall asleep, 741 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,200 I'm done for. 742 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,200 You're gonna have to keep me up 743 00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:10,300 all night. 744 00:50:10,300 --> 00:50:12,700 Un-fucking-believable. 745 00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:14,800 He was obviously able to handle it. 746 00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:18,500 - You know what I mean, you fucked her. - No, I didn't. 747 00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:20,500 - Never? - No. 748 00:50:21,300 --> 00:50:23,400 You're not into her, are you? 749 00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:25,500 No! God, not at all. 750 00:50:25,500 --> 00:50:28,100 I am Jack's raging bile duct. 751 00:50:28,100 --> 00:50:30,000 Are you sure? You can tell me. 752 00:50:30,100 --> 00:50:31,900 Believe me, l'm sure. 753 00:50:31,900 --> 00:50:35,200 - Put a gun to my head and spray my brains. - That's good. 754 00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:37,900 She's a predator posing as a house pet. Stay away. 755 00:50:39,700 --> 00:50:43,300 The shit that came out of this woman's mouth, I had never heard! 756 00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:44,900 My God. 757 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:48,300 I haven't been fucked like that since grade school. 758 00:50:48,300 --> 00:50:50,700 How could Tyler not go for that? 759 00:50:50,700 --> 00:50:54,200 The other night, he was splicing sex organs into Cinderella. 760 00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:57,000 Marla doesn't need a lover, just a case worker. 761 00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,600 Or a wash. This isn't love, it's sport fucking. 762 00:50:59,500 --> 00:51:02,400 She invaded my support groups and now my home. 763 00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:04,400 Hey, hey. Sit down. 764 00:51:08,300 --> 00:51:11,800 Now, listen. I can't have you talking to her about me. 765 00:51:11,700 --> 00:51:13,500 Why would I... 766 00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:18,900 Say anything about me or what goes on in this house to her or anybody,... we're done. 767 00:51:18,700 --> 00:51:21,400 - Now promise me. You promise? - OK. 768 00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:23,500 - Yeah, I promise. - Promise? 769 00:51:23,500 --> 00:51:26,900 - I just said, I promise! What... - That's three times you promised. 770 00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:32,200 If only l had wasted a few minutes and gone to watch Marla Singer die, 771 00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:34,200 none of this would have happened. 772 00:51:38,900 --> 00:51:41,800 Harder, yes! Oh, harder, harder! 773 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,500 l could have moved to another room. 774 00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:55,200 On the third floor where I might not have heard them. 775 00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:57,300 But I didn't. 776 00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:24,500 - What are you doing? - Just going to bed. 777 00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:26,500 Wanna finish her off? 778 00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:32,700 - No. No, thank you. - I've found a cigarette. 779 00:52:32,700 --> 00:52:36,100 - Who were you talking to? - Shut up. 780 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:39,200 I became the calm little center of the world. 781 00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:41,900 I was the Zen master. 782 00:52:46,700 --> 00:52:48,700 I wrote little haiku poems. 783 00:52:49,300 --> 00:52:51,600 I e-mailed them to everyone. 784 00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:53,700 Is that your blood? 785 00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:57,200 Some of it, yeah. 786 00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:59,900 You can't smoke in here. 787 00:52:59,900 --> 00:53:02,000 Take the rest of the day off. 788 00:53:01,900 --> 00:53:04,500 Come back Monday with some clean clothes. 789 00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:06,600 Get yourself together. 790 00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:09,200 I got right in everyone's hostile face. 791 00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:11,700 ''Yes, these are bruises from fighting.'' 792 00:53:11,700 --> 00:53:13,700 ''Yes, I'm comfortable with that.'' 793 00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:15,600 ''I am enlightened.'' 794 00:53:17,500 --> 00:53:22,600 You give up the condo life, give up all your flaming worldly possessions, 795 00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:25,500 move to a dilapidated house in a toxic waste area, 796 00:53:25,500 --> 00:53:29,300 and you have to come home to this. 797 00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:42,800 - Hello. - This is Detective Stern with the Arson Unit. 798 00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:47,000 We have some new information about the incident at your former condo. 799 00:53:46,900 --> 00:53:48,200 Yes. 800 00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:53,100 I don't know if you're aware, but someone sprayed Freon into your front-door lock. 801 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,600 They used a chisel to shatter the cylinder. 802 00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:57,600 No, I wasn't aware of that. 803 00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:59,600 I am Jack's coldsweat. 804 00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:01,900 Does this sound strange to you? 805 00:54:01,900 --> 00:54:04,800 Yes, sir, strange. Very strange. 806 00:54:04,700 --> 00:54:06,700 - The dynamite - Dynamite? 807 00:54:06,700 --> 00:54:09,800 left a residue of ammonium oxalate potassium perchloride. 808 00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:13,300 - Do you know what this means? - No, what does it mean? 809 00:54:13,300 --> 00:54:15,200 It means it was home-made. 810 00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:19,400 I'm sorry. This is just coming as quite a shock to me, sir. 811 00:54:19,300 --> 00:54:24,900 Whoever set this dynamite could have blown out your pilot light days before the explosion. 812 00:54:24,700 --> 00:54:27,800 - The gas was just a detonator. - Who would go and do that? 813 00:54:27,700 --> 00:54:29,800 - I'll ask the questions. - Tell him. 814 00:54:29,900 --> 00:54:34,300 Tell him the liberator who destroyed my property realigned my perceptions. 815 00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:36,300 Excuse me. Are you there? 816 00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:39,200 I am listening. It's hard to know what to make of this. 817 00:54:39,100 --> 00:54:43,600 Have you recently made enemies who might have access to home-made dynamite? 818 00:54:43,500 --> 00:54:45,800 - Enemies? - Reject civilization, 819 00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:47,800 especially material possessions. 820 00:54:47,900 --> 00:54:50,700 - Son, this is serious. - Yes, I know it's serious. 821 00:54:50,700 --> 00:54:53,300 - I mean that. - Yes, it's very serious. 822 00:54:53,300 --> 00:54:56,100 Look, nobody takes this more seriously than me. 823 00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,700 That condo was my life. OK? 824 00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:02,300 I loved every stick of furniture in that place. 825 00:55:02,300 --> 00:55:05,300 That was not just a bunch ofstuff that got destroyed. 826 00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:08,100 - It was me! - I'd like to thank the Academy. 827 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:12,100 - Is this not a good time for you? - Just tell him you fucking did it! 828 00:55:12,100 --> 00:55:15,900 Tell him you blew it all up! That's what he wants to hear. 829 00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:20,700 - Are you still there? - Wait. Are you saying that I'm a suspect? 830 00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:24,600 No. I may need to talk to you, so you let me know if you're gonna leave town. 831 00:55:24,500 --> 00:55:26,900 - OK? - OK. 832 00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:34,000 Except for their humping, Tyler and Marla were never in the same room. 833 00:55:33,900 --> 00:55:37,000 My parents pulled this exact same act for years. 834 00:55:36,900 --> 00:55:40,700 The condom is the glass slipper of our generation. 835 00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:43,500 You slip one on when you meet a stranger. 836 00:55:43,500 --> 00:55:45,600 You... dance all night. 837 00:55:45,500 --> 00:55:47,600 Then you throw it away. 838 00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:50,400 The condom, I mean. Not the stranger. 839 00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:53,200 What? 840 00:55:57,900 --> 00:56:00,700 I got this dress at a thrift store for $1. 841 00:56:00,700 --> 00:56:02,500 It was worth every penny. 842 00:56:02,500 --> 00:56:04,600 It's a bridesmaid's dress. 843 00:56:05,500 --> 00:56:08,700 Someone loved it intensely 844 00:56:08,500 --> 00:56:10,600 for one day. 845 00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:12,700 Then tossed it. 846 00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:16,500 Like a Christmas tree. 847 00:56:16,500 --> 00:56:18,600 So special. 848 00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:20,100 Then 849 00:56:20,100 --> 00:56:21,800 bam! 850 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,000 It's on the side of the road. 851 00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:26,600 Tinsel still clinging to it. 852 00:56:28,500 --> 00:56:30,500 Like a sex crime victim. 853 00:56:30,500 --> 00:56:32,600 Underwear inside out. 854 00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:37,000 - Bound with electrical tape. - Well then, it suits you. 855 00:56:36,900 --> 00:56:39,600 You can borrow it sometime. 856 00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:48,300 Get rid of her. 857 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,900 - What? You get rid of her! - Don't mention me. 858 00:56:51,900 --> 00:56:56,100 I am six years old again, passing messages between parents. 859 00:56:57,800 --> 00:57:01,400 - I really think it's time you left. - Don't worry, I'm leaving. 860 00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:06,000 - Not that we don't love your visits. - You are such a nutcase. I can't keep up. 861 00:57:07,900 --> 00:57:10,700 Gotta get off 862 00:57:10,700 --> 00:57:12,000 Thanks. Bye. 863 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:17,900 Gotta get off of this merry-go-round 864 00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:22,200 Gonna get, need to get... 865 00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:24,300 Gotta get... 866 00:57:26,300 --> 00:57:27,700 You kids! 867 00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:32,100 Why do you still waste time with her? 868 00:57:32,100 --> 00:57:34,400 I'll say this about Marla. 869 00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:36,700 At least she's trying to hit bottom. 870 00:57:36,700 --> 00:57:38,000 And I'm not? 871 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,800 Feathers up your butt do not make you a chicken. 872 00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:42,900 What are we doing tonight? 873 00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:45,700 Tonight... we make soap. 874 00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:47,600 Really? 875 00:57:47,700 --> 00:57:50,500 To make soap, first we render fat. 876 00:58:08,500 --> 00:58:10,700 The salt balance has to be just right 877 00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:13,300 so the best fat for soap comes from humans. 878 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:17,100 - Wait, what is this place? - A liposuction clinic. 879 00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:26,700 Pay dirt! 880 00:58:26,700 --> 00:58:30,500 Richest, creamiest fat in the world. Fat of the land! 881 00:58:35,700 --> 00:58:39,300 No! Don't pull it, don't pull it! 882 00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:45,900 - Oh, God! - Give me another one. 883 00:58:51,700 --> 00:58:55,200 As the fat renders, the tallows float to the surface. 884 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:57,100 Like in Boy Scouts. 885 00:58:57,100 --> 00:59:00,900 - It's hard to imagine you as a Boy Scout. - Keep stirring. 886 00:59:03,100 --> 00:59:06,600 Once the tallow hardens, you skim off a layer of glycerin. 887 00:59:06,500 --> 00:59:08,900 Add nitric acid, you've got nitroglycerin. 888 00:59:08,900 --> 00:59:12,700 Then add sodium nitrate and sawdust, you've got dynamite. 889 00:59:12,700 --> 00:59:16,500 Yeah, with enough soap, one could blow up just about anything. 890 00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:18,500 Tyler was full of useful information. 891 00:59:18,500 --> 00:59:22,400 People found clothes got cleaner when washed at a certain point in the river. 892 00:59:22,300 --> 00:59:24,400 - You know why? - No. 893 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:30,800 Human sacrifices were once made on the hills above this river. 894 00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:34,000 Bodies burnt. Water permeated the ashes to create lye. 895 00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:36,400 This is lye. The crucial ingredient. 896 00:59:36,300 --> 00:59:41,100 Once it mixed with the melted body fat, a white soapy discharge crept into the river. 897 00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:43,100 May I see your hand, please? 898 00:59:48,100 --> 00:59:51,400 What is this? 899 00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:54,000 This is a chemical burn. 900 00:59:53,900 --> 00:59:57,500 It will hurt more than any burn and it will leave a scar. 901 00:59:57,300 --> 01:00:00,000 Meditation worked for cancer, it could work now. 902 01:00:00,700 --> 01:00:03,400 - Don't shut the pain out. - Oh, God! 903 01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:08,600 The first soap was made from heroes' ashes, like the first monkey shot into space. 904 01:00:08,500 --> 01:00:11,500 Without pain or sacrifice, we would have nothing. 905 01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:14,300 I tried not to think of the word searing offlesh. 906 01:00:14,300 --> 01:00:17,400 Stop it! This is your pain, this is your burning hand. 907 01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:20,100 I'm going to my cave to find my power animal. 908 01:00:20,100 --> 01:00:24,100 No! Don't deal with this the way those dead people do! Come on! 909 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:28,000 - I get the point! - No! You're feeling premature enlightenment. 910 01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:34,600 It's the greatest moment of your life, and you're off somewhere else! 911 01:00:34,500 --> 01:00:36,100 I am not! 912 01:00:36,100 --> 01:00:39,000 Shut up! Our fathers were our models for God. 913 01:00:39,100 --> 01:00:42,200 If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God? 914 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:48,300 Listen to me. You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. 915 01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:52,300 He never wanted you. In all probability, He hates you. 916 01:00:52,100 --> 01:00:55,700 This is not the worst thing that can happen. We don't need Him! 917 01:00:55,700 --> 01:00:58,600 - I agree! - Fuck damnation, fuck redemption. 918 01:00:58,500 --> 01:01:01,000 We are God's unwanted children? So be it! 919 01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:05,500 - I'm getting water! - You can use water and make it worse or... 920 01:01:06,500 --> 01:01:10,000 - Or use vinegar to neutralize the burn. - Please let me up! 921 01:01:09,900 --> 01:01:11,900 First, you have to give up. 922 01:01:12,100 --> 01:01:14,800 First, you have to know, not fear, 923 01:01:14,700 --> 01:01:17,600 know that some day, you're gonna die. 924 01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:19,900 You don't know how this feels! 925 01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:27,900 It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. 926 01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:31,700 OK. 927 01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:46,400 Congratulations. 928 01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:49,300 You're one step closer to hitting the bottom. 929 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:55,100 Tyler soldhis soap to departmentstores at $20 a bar. 930 01:01:55,100 --> 01:01:57,100 God knows what they charged. 931 01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:00,300 - This is the best soap. - Why, thank you, Susan. 932 01:02:00,300 --> 01:02:02,300 It was beautiful. 933 01:02:02,300 --> 01:02:06,200 We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them. 934 01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:09,100 He was wearing his yellow tie. 935 01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:11,300 I didn't wear a tie to work anymore. 936 01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:15,000 ''The first rule of Fight Club is don't talk about Fight Club.'' 937 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:18,500 I'm haIf-asleep again. I must have left it in the copy machine. 938 01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:20,900 ''The second rule...'' Is this yours? 939 01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:26,100 Pretend you're me. Make a managerial decision. 940 01:02:26,100 --> 01:02:28,600 You find this. What would you do? 941 01:02:32,900 --> 01:02:34,900 Well, I gotta tell you, 942 01:02:34,900 --> 01:02:38,500 I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that. 943 01:02:38,500 --> 01:02:41,800 Because the person who wrote that is dangerous. 944 01:02:41,700 --> 01:02:46,200 And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap 945 01:02:46,100 --> 01:02:49,000 and then stalk from office to office 946 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:54,000 with an Armalite AR10 carbine gas-powered semiautomatic weapon, 947 01:02:53,900 --> 01:02:58,400 pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. 948 01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:02,200 This might be someone you've known for years. 949 01:03:02,100 --> 01:03:05,200 Someone very, very close to you. 950 01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:08,600 Tyler's words coming out of my mouth. 951 01:03:09,400 --> 01:03:11,500 And I used to be such a nice guy. 952 01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:14,800 Or maybe you shouldn't bring me every piece of trash you pick up. 953 01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:22,100 - Compliance and Liability. - My tit's gonna rot off. 954 01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:25,400 Will you excuse me? I need to take this. 955 01:03:31,300 --> 01:03:34,900 - What do you mean? - I need you to check for a lump in my breast. 956 01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:38,700 - Go to a hospital. - I can't afford to waste money on a doctor. 957 01:03:39,500 --> 01:03:41,700 I don't know about this, Marla. 958 01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:43,500 Please. 959 01:03:43,500 --> 01:03:47,500 She didn't call Tyler. I'm neutralin her book. 960 01:03:49,300 --> 01:03:53,300 That's nice. Taking food to Mrs Haniver and Mrs Raines. 961 01:03:53,300 --> 01:03:55,400 Where are they, exactly? 962 01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:59,500 Tragically, they're dead. I'm alive and I'm in poverty. Want any? 963 01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:01,500 - No, no. - I got one for you. 964 01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:03,500 Thanks for the thought. 965 01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:07,100 What happened to your hand? 966 01:04:07,100 --> 01:04:09,200 Oh, nothing. 967 01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:11,300 Right there? 968 01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:14,900 - Feel anything? - No. 969 01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:16,800 Well, make sure. 970 01:04:16,900 --> 01:04:19,000 OK, I'm pretty sure. 971 01:04:18,900 --> 01:04:20,900 You feel nothing? 972 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,200 No, nothing. 973 01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:27,400 Well, that's a relief. Thank you. 974 01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:32,000 - No problem. - I wish I could return the favor. 975 01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,100 Breast cancer doesn't run in my family. 976 01:04:34,100 --> 01:04:37,600 - I could check your prostate. - I think l'm OK. 977 01:04:37,600 --> 01:04:39,700 Well, thanks, anyway. 978 01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:46,700 - Are we done? - Yeah, we're done. 979 01:04:46,700 --> 01:04:48,900 See you... around. 980 01:05:05,300 --> 01:05:07,400 Cornelius? 981 01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:09,800 Cornelius! 982 01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:12,500 It's me! Bob! 983 01:05:12,500 --> 01:05:13,900 Hey, Bob. 984 01:05:17,300 --> 01:05:20,300 - We all thought you were dead. - No, no. Still here. 985 01:05:20,100 --> 01:05:24,200 - How are you, Bob? - Better than I've ever been in my whole life. 986 01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:27,700 - Really? Still remaining men together? - No, no. 987 01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:31,300 - I got something so much better now. - Really, what is it? 988 01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:33,600 Well... 989 01:05:33,700 --> 01:05:38,000 The first rule is, I'm not supposed to talk about it. 990 01:05:37,900 --> 01:05:40,000 And the second rule is 991 01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,300 I'm not supposed to talk about it. 992 01:05:42,300 --> 01:05:45,700 - And the third rule is... - Bob, Bob. I'm a member. 993 01:05:45,700 --> 01:05:47,800 Look at my face, Bob. 994 01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:52,300 That's fucking... fucking great. 995 01:05:52,300 --> 01:05:56,000 - I've never seen you there. - I go Tuesdays and Thursdays. 996 01:05:55,900 --> 01:05:59,600 - I go Saturday. - Congratulations. 997 01:05:59,800 --> 01:06:02,200 Yeah, hey, to both of us, right? 998 01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:04,800 Have you heard about the guy that invented it? 999 01:06:04,900 --> 01:06:07,700 - Yeah, actually... - I hear all kinds of things. 1000 01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:11,300 Supposedly, he was born in a mental institution 1001 01:06:11,300 --> 01:06:14,700 and he sleeps only one hour a night. 1002 01:06:14,600 --> 01:06:16,800 He's a great man. 1003 01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:20,500 Do you know about Tyler Durden? 1004 01:06:44,300 --> 01:06:46,400 I didn't hurt you, did I? 1005 01:06:46,500 --> 01:06:48,600 Actually, you did. 1006 01:06:48,500 --> 01:06:50,600 Thank you for this. 1007 01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:53,200 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1008 01:06:53,100 --> 01:06:55,200 Fight Club. 1009 01:06:55,200 --> 01:06:57,300 This was mine and Tyler's gift. 1010 01:06:57,400 --> 01:06:59,400 Our gift to the world. 1011 01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:02,700 I look around, I look around, I see a lot of new faces. 1012 01:07:04,100 --> 01:07:06,300 Shut up! 1013 01:07:06,300 --> 01:07:11,200 Which means a lot of people have been breaking the first two rules of Fight Club. 1014 01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:23,100 I see in Fight Club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. 1015 01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:25,100 I see all this potential. 1016 01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:27,100 And I see it squandered. 1017 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:31,100 Goddamn it, an entire generation pumping gas. 1018 01:07:31,500 --> 01:07:33,600 Waiting tables. 1019 01:07:33,600 --> 01:07:35,600 Slaves with white collars. 1020 01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:41,100 Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes. 1021 01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:44,300 Working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. 1022 01:07:47,900 --> 01:07:50,300 We're the middle children of history. 1023 01:07:50,300 --> 01:07:52,400 No purpose or place. 1024 01:07:52,500 --> 01:07:54,600 We have no Great War. 1025 01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:56,900 No Great Depression. 1026 01:07:58,500 --> 01:08:00,900 Our great war is a spiritual war. 1027 01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:04,600 Our great depression is our lives. 1028 01:08:07,100 --> 01:08:10,200 We've all been raised on television to believe 1029 01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:13,900 that one day we'd be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars. 1030 01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:15,800 But we won't. 1031 01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:18,300 We're slowly learning that fact. 1032 01:08:18,300 --> 01:08:20,700 And we're very, very pissed off. 1033 01:08:20,700 --> 01:08:22,400 Yeah! 1034 01:08:25,100 --> 01:08:29,500 - First rule of Fight Club is, do not talk... 1035 01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:35,900 Who are you? 1036 01:08:36,600 --> 01:08:39,200 - Who am I? - Yeah. 1037 01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:42,800 There's a sign on the front that says Lou's Tavern. 1038 01:08:43,700 --> 01:08:47,600 I'm fucking Lou. Who the fuck are you? 1039 01:08:47,600 --> 01:08:49,700 Tyler Durden. 1040 01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:56,100 Who told you motherfuckers that you could use my place? 1041 01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:58,300 We have a deal worked out with Irvine. 1042 01:08:58,300 --> 01:09:00,900 Irvine's at home with a broken collarbone. 1043 01:09:00,900 --> 01:09:03,000 He don't own this place. I do. 1044 01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:08,500 - How much money's he getting for this? - There is no money. 1045 01:09:08,500 --> 01:09:11,300 - Free to all. - Ain't that something? 1046 01:09:11,200 --> 01:09:13,100 It is, actually. 1047 01:09:13,100 --> 01:09:15,500 Look, stupid fuck! 1048 01:09:15,500 --> 01:09:18,000 - I want everybody out of here right now. - Hey! 1049 01:09:18,100 --> 01:09:20,300 You should join our club. 1050 01:09:20,600 --> 01:09:22,500 Did you hear what I just said? 1051 01:09:22,500 --> 01:09:24,700 You and your friend. 1052 01:09:26,300 --> 01:09:28,500 You hear me now? 1053 01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:32,500 No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou. 1054 01:09:38,400 --> 01:09:40,400 Still not getting it. 1055 01:09:41,300 --> 01:09:43,500 OK, OK, I got it. 1056 01:09:43,400 --> 01:09:45,900 I got it, I got it. Shit, I lost it. 1057 01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:48,600 Back! All ofyou! 1058 01:09:50,300 --> 01:09:52,300 Everybody back! 1059 01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:01,600 Ah, Lou! 1060 01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:05,200 Come on, man! We really like this place. 1061 01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:16,700 - That's right, Lou. Get it out. - Shut the fuck up. 1062 01:10:16,700 --> 01:10:18,500 Oh, yeah! 1063 01:10:23,200 --> 01:10:25,300 Is that fucking funny? 1064 01:10:34,300 --> 01:10:36,900 Fucking guy is a loony, I'm telling you. 1065 01:10:37,700 --> 01:10:39,400 Unbelievable. 1066 01:10:43,300 --> 01:10:46,300 - You don't know where I've been, Lou. - Oh, my God! 1067 01:10:46,200 --> 01:10:49,100 You don't know where I've been! 1068 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:55,100 Please let us keep it, Lou! Please, Lou! 1069 01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:57,400 Fucking use the basement! Christ! 1070 01:10:57,400 --> 01:11:00,300 I want your word, Lou! I want your word! 1071 01:11:00,300 --> 01:11:02,300 On my mother's eyes. 1072 01:11:10,900 --> 01:11:13,000 Thanks, Lou. 1073 01:11:14,200 --> 01:11:16,300 You too, big guy. 1074 01:11:20,100 --> 01:11:22,200 We'll see you next week. 1075 01:11:36,900 --> 01:11:40,500 This week, each one of you has a homework assignment. 1076 01:11:40,500 --> 01:11:45,300 You're gonna go out. You're gonna start a fight with a total stranger. 1077 01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:50,400 You're gonna start a fight 1078 01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:52,500 and you're gonna lose. 1079 01:11:54,300 --> 01:11:56,200 Excellent choice, sir. 1080 01:11:58,600 --> 01:12:01,900 Hey! Watch out, jackass! Come on! 1081 01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:04,800 Now, this is not as easy as it sounds. 1082 01:12:07,200 --> 01:12:09,200 Son of a bitch! 1083 01:12:09,200 --> 01:12:13,900 Most people, normal people, do just about anything to avoid a fight. 1084 01:12:14,700 --> 01:12:16,700 Excuse me! 1085 01:12:16,700 --> 01:12:20,400 You sprayed me with your hose. That's not necessary... 1086 01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:22,300 Jay! Go call 911! 1087 01:12:24,900 --> 01:12:26,900 Put the hose down. 1088 01:12:26,900 --> 01:12:29,000 Stop it! Stop it! 1089 01:12:30,500 --> 01:12:32,400 Sorry. 1090 01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:49,600 We need to talk. 1091 01:12:51,700 --> 01:12:53,800 OK. 1092 01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:55,800 Where to begin? 1093 01:12:55,900 --> 01:12:58,100 With your constant absenteeism? 1094 01:12:58,100 --> 01:13:00,700 With your unpresentable appearance? 1095 01:13:00,700 --> 01:13:02,700 You're up for review. 1096 01:13:02,700 --> 01:13:05,900 I am Jack's complete lack of surprise. 1097 01:13:05,800 --> 01:13:07,700 - What? - Let's pretend. 1098 01:13:07,700 --> 01:13:10,600 You're the Department of Transportation, OK? 1099 01:13:10,500 --> 01:13:14,200 Someone informs you that this company 1100 01:13:14,200 --> 01:13:18,300 installs front-seat mounting brackets that failed collision tests, 1101 01:13:18,200 --> 01:13:21,600 brake linings that fail after 1,000 miles, 1102 01:13:21,500 --> 01:13:26,000 and fuel injectors that explode and burn people alive. 1103 01:13:25,900 --> 01:13:27,700 What then? 1104 01:13:27,700 --> 01:13:30,000 Are you threatening me? 1105 01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:32,800 - No... - Get the fuck out of here. You're fired! 1106 01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:37,200 I have a better solution. Keep me on the payroll as an outside consultant. 1107 01:13:37,100 --> 01:13:39,200 In exchange for my salary, 1108 01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:43,000 my job will be never to tell people these things that I know. 1109 01:13:42,900 --> 01:13:47,200 I don't even have to come into the office. I can do this job from home. 1110 01:13:48,200 --> 01:13:52,400 Who... Who the fuck do you think you are, you crazy little shit? 1111 01:13:57,200 --> 01:14:00,800 - Security! - I am Jack's smirking revenge. 1112 01:14:09,300 --> 01:14:11,300 What the hell are you doing? 1113 01:14:20,200 --> 01:14:22,300 That hurt. 1114 01:14:23,500 --> 01:14:25,600 Why would you do that? 1115 01:14:26,100 --> 01:14:29,100 Oh, my God! No! Please stop! 1116 01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:40,100 What are you doing? 1117 01:14:41,100 --> 01:14:43,100 Oh, God, no! Please! No! 1118 01:14:43,100 --> 01:14:47,300 For some reason, I thought of my first fight, with Tyler. 1119 01:14:47,100 --> 01:14:48,700 No! 1120 01:15:12,100 --> 01:15:16,500 Under and behind and inside everything this man took forgranted, 1121 01:15:16,400 --> 01:15:19,900 something horrible had been growing. 1122 01:15:19,900 --> 01:15:21,000 Look. 1123 01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:25,800 Give me the paychecks, like I asked, and you won't ever see me again. 1124 01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:28,400 Then, at our most excellent moment together... 1125 01:15:31,200 --> 01:15:33,900 Thank God! Please don't hit me again. 1126 01:15:33,900 --> 01:15:36,000 Telephone, computer, 1127 01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:41,200 fax machine, 52 weekly paychecks and 48 airline flight coupons. 1128 01:15:41,100 --> 01:15:43,500 We now had corporate sponsorship. 1129 01:15:43,500 --> 01:15:48,600 This is how Tyler and I were able to have Fight Club everynight of the week. 1130 01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:54,600 Now, the center of Fight Club became the two men fighting. 1131 01:15:54,500 --> 01:15:57,900 The leader walked through the crowd, out in the darkness. 1132 01:15:59,500 --> 01:16:04,000 Tyler was now involved in a lawsuit with the Pressman Hotel 1133 01:16:03,900 --> 01:16:06,200 over the urine content of their soup. 1134 01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:14,000 l am Jack's wasted life. 1135 01:16:21,400 --> 01:16:23,500 Thank you, sir. 1136 01:16:24,800 --> 01:16:27,800 Tyler dreamed up new homework assignments. 1137 01:16:27,800 --> 01:16:30,300 He handed them outin sealed envelopes. 1138 01:17:07,700 --> 01:17:11,400 - There's a Fight Club up in Delaware City. - Yeah, I heard. 1139 01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:15,200 There's one in Penns Grove too. 1140 01:17:15,200 --> 01:17:17,400 Bob even found one up in New Castle. 1141 01:17:17,500 --> 01:17:20,500 - Did you start that one? - No, I thought you did. 1142 01:17:20,400 --> 01:17:22,900 No. 1143 01:18:09,700 --> 01:18:11,900 - Stop for a second. - Hey, what are we doing? 1144 01:18:11,900 --> 01:18:13,900 - Turn around. - What are we doing? 1145 01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:16,400 - Homework assignment. - What kind? 1146 01:18:16,300 --> 01:18:18,300 Human sacrifice. 1147 01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:21,700 - Is that a gun? Please tell me it's not. - It's a gun. 1148 01:18:21,600 --> 01:18:24,000 - What are you doing? - Meet me in the back. 1149 01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:26,300 - Don't fuck around! - Meet me in the back. 1150 01:18:26,300 --> 01:18:28,100 On a long enough time line, 1151 01:18:28,100 --> 01:18:31,000 the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. 1152 01:18:31,900 --> 01:18:34,000 What are you doing? Come on! 1153 01:18:33,900 --> 01:18:37,300 Hands behind your back. Give me your wallet. 1154 01:18:38,900 --> 01:18:42,200 Raymond K Hessel. 1320 SE Banning, Apartment A. 1155 01:18:42,800 --> 01:18:46,000 - Small, cramped basement apartment? - How did you know? 1156 01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:48,600 They give shitty apartments letters. 1157 01:18:48,600 --> 01:18:51,700 Raymond! You're going to die. 1158 01:18:51,600 --> 01:18:53,100 No! 1159 01:18:53,200 --> 01:18:57,300 Is that your mom and dad? They're gonna have to call the kindly doctor. 1160 01:18:57,200 --> 01:18:59,500 Pick up your dental records. Know why? 1161 01:18:59,500 --> 01:19:03,000 - There'll be nothing left of your face. - Oh, come on! 1162 01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:06,900 An expired community college student lD. What did you study, Raymond? 1163 01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:09,900 - S... S... Stuff. - Stuff? 1164 01:19:09,800 --> 01:19:11,900 Were the midterms hard? 1165 01:19:12,900 --> 01:19:15,400 - I asked you what you studied! - Biology, mostly. 1166 01:19:15,400 --> 01:19:18,900 - Why? - I don't know. 1167 01:19:18,900 --> 01:19:21,900 What did you wanna be, Raymond K Hessel?! 1168 01:19:23,100 --> 01:19:27,100 The question, Raymond, was what did you want to be? 1169 01:19:28,600 --> 01:19:30,600 Answer him, Raymond, Jesus! 1170 01:19:30,700 --> 01:19:33,100 - Veterinarian. Veterinarian. - Animals. 1171 01:19:33,100 --> 01:19:36,000 - Yeah. Animals and stuff. - Stuff. Yeah, I got that. 1172 01:19:35,900 --> 01:19:38,500 - So you need more schooling. - Too much school. 1173 01:19:38,500 --> 01:19:40,900 - Would you rather be dead? - No, please... 1174 01:19:40,900 --> 01:19:45,400 You'd rather die here, on your knees, in the back of a convenience store? 1175 01:19:45,200 --> 01:19:46,900 Please, no. 1176 01:19:50,800 --> 01:19:52,800 I'm keeping your license. 1177 01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:57,000 Gonna check in on you. I know where you live. 1178 01:19:56,900 --> 01:19:59,900 If you're not working to be a veterinarian in six weeks, 1179 01:19:59,900 --> 01:20:02,000 you will be dead. 1180 01:20:03,800 --> 01:20:05,800 Now run on home. 1181 01:20:10,300 --> 01:20:12,300 Run, Forrest, run! 1182 01:20:13,800 --> 01:20:15,900 I feel ill. 1183 01:20:16,600 --> 01:20:18,600 Imagine how he feels. 1184 01:20:18,600 --> 01:20:20,700 Come on, this isn't funny! 1185 01:20:20,700 --> 01:20:23,100 What the fuck was the point of that?! 1186 01:20:23,100 --> 01:20:27,200 Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K Hessel's life. 1187 01:20:27,200 --> 01:20:31,600 His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. 1188 01:20:32,700 --> 01:20:34,800 You had to give it to him. 1189 01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:37,200 - Come on. - He had a plan. 1190 01:20:37,100 --> 01:20:40,600 And it started to make sense in a Tyler-sort of way. 1191 01:20:40,600 --> 01:20:42,500 No fear. No distractions. 1192 01:20:42,500 --> 01:20:45,800 The ability to let that which does not matter 1193 01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:47,800 truly slide. 1194 01:21:00,500 --> 01:21:02,600 You are not your job. 1195 01:21:04,400 --> 01:21:07,800 You're not how much money you have in the bank. 1196 01:21:09,300 --> 01:21:11,400 You're not the car you drive. 1197 01:21:11,700 --> 01:21:14,600 You're not the contents of your wallet. 1198 01:21:14,500 --> 01:21:16,900 You're not your fucking khakis. 1199 01:21:19,500 --> 01:21:23,200 You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. 1200 01:21:31,500 --> 01:21:33,700 I'll be out of your way in a sec. 1201 01:21:34,400 --> 01:21:36,500 You don't have to go. 1202 01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:39,900 Whatever. 1203 01:21:40,900 --> 01:21:44,000 No, I mean... It's OK. 1204 01:21:53,000 --> 01:21:55,200 Are you still going to groups? 1205 01:21:55,700 --> 01:21:57,800 Yeah. 1206 01:21:59,100 --> 01:22:01,200 Chloe's dead. 1207 01:22:01,600 --> 01:22:03,600 Wow, Chloe. 1208 01:22:03,600 --> 01:22:05,500 When did that happen? 1209 01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:07,800 Do you care? 1210 01:22:07,800 --> 01:22:11,200 I dunno. I haven't thought about it in a while. 1211 01:22:11,400 --> 01:22:13,400 Yeah, well... 1212 01:22:13,400 --> 01:22:15,800 It was the smart move on her part. 1213 01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:19,100 Listen... 1214 01:22:20,200 --> 01:22:22,500 What are you getting out of all this? 1215 01:22:23,100 --> 01:22:25,200 What? 1216 01:22:25,200 --> 01:22:27,600 I mean, all this. Why do you keep... 1217 01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:30,300 Is this making you happy? 1218 01:22:31,700 --> 01:22:33,800 Yeah, well, sometimes. 1219 01:22:35,400 --> 01:22:37,500 I don't know. I don't understand. 1220 01:22:37,500 --> 01:22:41,100 Why does a weaker person need to latch on to a strong person? 1221 01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:43,100 What is... What is that? 1222 01:22:43,100 --> 01:22:45,200 What do you get out of it? 1223 01:22:46,600 --> 01:22:48,700 No... That's not the same thing at all. 1224 01:22:48,700 --> 01:22:50,800 It's totally different with us. 1225 01:22:50,800 --> 01:22:52,900 Us? 1226 01:22:52,800 --> 01:22:54,800 What do you mean by us? 1227 01:22:54,700 --> 01:22:58,600 - I'm sorry. Do you hear this? - Hear what? 1228 01:22:58,600 --> 01:23:00,600 - All that noise. Hold on. - No, wait! 1229 01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:03,300 Don't change the subject! I want to talk about this. 1230 01:23:03,300 --> 01:23:06,100 - You're not talking about me, are you? - No. 1231 01:23:06,100 --> 01:23:09,600 - What? - Playing doctor. What was going on there? 1232 01:23:09,400 --> 01:23:12,700 - What are you talking about? - Nothing. Nothing. 1233 01:23:12,700 --> 01:23:14,700 - I don't think so. - What do you want? 1234 01:23:14,800 --> 01:23:17,200 - Look at me. - No. What? 1235 01:23:17,800 --> 01:23:20,700 - What is that?! - It's nothing. Don't worry. 1236 01:23:20,500 --> 01:23:22,900 My God. Who did this? 1237 01:23:22,900 --> 01:23:25,000 - A person. - Guy or girl? 1238 01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:27,800 - What do you care? - What do you care if I ask? 1239 01:23:27,800 --> 01:23:30,400 - Leave me alone. - You're afraid to say. 1240 01:23:30,300 --> 01:23:32,300 - I am not. Let me go. - No! Talk to me. 1241 01:23:32,300 --> 01:23:33,500 Let go of me! 1242 01:23:33,600 --> 01:23:36,300 - This conversation - This conversation 1243 01:23:36,300 --> 01:23:38,700 - is over. - is over. 1244 01:23:39,400 --> 01:23:42,500 I just can't win with you, can I? 1245 01:23:51,400 --> 01:23:53,800 Hey, this is getting a little old! 1246 01:23:54,300 --> 01:23:56,700 What is... What is all this? 1247 01:23:56,600 --> 01:23:58,700 What do you think? 1248 01:23:59,600 --> 01:24:01,700 Hey, why do we need bunk beds? 1249 01:24:01,700 --> 01:24:03,500 Hey! 1250 01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:11,800 Too young. 1251 01:24:11,800 --> 01:24:13,400 Sorry. 1252 01:24:13,500 --> 01:24:15,600 What's all that? 1253 01:24:15,600 --> 01:24:18,600 If the applicant is young, tell him he's too young. 1254 01:24:18,500 --> 01:24:21,200 - Old, too old. Fat, too fat. - Applicant? 1255 01:24:21,100 --> 01:24:24,400 If the applicant waits three days without food or shelter, 1256 01:24:24,400 --> 01:24:26,500 he may enter and begin training. 1257 01:24:26,500 --> 01:24:28,300 Training for what? 1258 01:24:33,600 --> 01:24:35,700 You think this is a game? 1259 01:24:35,700 --> 01:24:38,300 You're too young to train here, end of story. 1260 01:24:38,300 --> 01:24:41,000 Quit wasting our time. Get the fuck out of here. 1261 01:24:44,700 --> 01:24:46,700 Bad news, friend. 1262 01:24:46,900 --> 01:24:49,000 It's not gonna happen. 1263 01:24:49,100 --> 01:24:51,400 Sorry if there was a misunderstanding. 1264 01:24:51,400 --> 01:24:53,300 It's not the end of the world. 1265 01:24:53,300 --> 01:24:55,500 Just... go away. 1266 01:24:56,200 --> 01:24:58,300 Go. 1267 01:24:58,300 --> 01:25:01,900 You're trespassing and I will have to call the police. 1268 01:25:04,700 --> 01:25:06,800 Don't you look at me! 1269 01:25:06,800 --> 01:25:10,100 You're never getting in this fucking house! 1270 01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:13,400 Never. Now get the fuck off my porch! Get off my porch! 1271 01:25:13,300 --> 01:25:16,800 Sooner or later, we all became what Tyler wanted us to be. 1272 01:25:16,900 --> 01:25:19,700 I'm gonna go inside and I'm gonna get a shovel. 1273 01:25:26,700 --> 01:25:28,900 - Got two black shirts? - Yes, sir. 1274 01:25:28,900 --> 01:25:31,200 - Two pair of black pants? - Yes, sir. 1275 01:25:31,200 --> 01:25:34,100 - One pair black boots? Black socks? - Yes, sir. 1276 01:25:34,100 --> 01:25:36,200 - One blackjacket. - Yes, sir. 1277 01:25:36,200 --> 01:25:39,200 - $300 personal burial money? - Yes, sir. 1278 01:25:41,100 --> 01:25:43,200 All right. 1279 01:25:52,500 --> 01:25:54,600 You're too old, fat man. 1280 01:25:54,600 --> 01:25:57,800 Your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch. 1281 01:26:05,200 --> 01:26:07,200 Bob! Bob! 1282 01:26:22,500 --> 01:26:25,200 Like a monkey ready to be shot into space. 1283 01:26:25,800 --> 01:26:27,200 Space monkey. 1284 01:26:27,300 --> 01:26:30,800 Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good. 1285 01:26:36,900 --> 01:26:39,600 You are too fucking old, fatty! 1286 01:26:39,600 --> 01:26:42,800 And you... You're too fucking 1287 01:26:42,800 --> 01:26:44,400 blond! 1288 01:26:44,400 --> 01:26:46,700 Get out of here, the both of you! 1289 01:26:46,700 --> 01:26:48,800 And so it went. 1290 01:26:48,900 --> 01:26:51,000 Listen up, maggots. 1291 01:26:51,000 --> 01:26:53,100 You are not special. 1292 01:26:53,300 --> 01:26:56,600 You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. 1293 01:26:56,600 --> 01:27:01,000 You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. 1294 01:27:00,900 --> 01:27:03,000 Tyler built himself an army. 1295 01:27:03,100 --> 01:27:06,800 We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap ofthe world. 1296 01:27:06,700 --> 01:27:10,400 We are all part of the same compost heap. 1297 01:27:11,200 --> 01:27:14,500 Why was Tyler Durden building an army? 1298 01:27:14,300 --> 01:27:16,400 To what purpose? 1299 01:27:16,500 --> 01:27:18,900 For what greater good? 1300 01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:24,000 In Tyler we trusted. 1301 01:27:29,100 --> 01:27:31,800 When he was like, ''You are not your job'', 1302 01:27:31,800 --> 01:27:33,800 I was like, ''Yeah!'' 1303 01:27:35,500 --> 01:27:37,600 Hey, what's all this? 1304 01:27:37,600 --> 01:27:39,700 Hey! 1305 01:27:41,100 --> 01:27:42,800 OK! 1306 01:27:42,700 --> 01:27:45,100 - What's going on? - We're celebrating. 1307 01:27:45,100 --> 01:27:47,600 - What are we celebrating? - Go on. 1308 01:27:51,400 --> 01:27:53,600 - Hey. - Let me get that for you. 1309 01:27:57,900 --> 01:28:00,800 The same great taste, Pepsi. 1310 01:28:02,900 --> 01:28:05,200 Ssh! 1311 01:28:05,100 --> 01:28:08,900 Investigators are here. The Police Commissioner has arrived. 1312 01:28:08,800 --> 01:28:11,800 Could you tell us what you think has happened here? 1313 01:28:11,800 --> 01:28:16,000 We believe this is one of many recent acts of vandalism in the city 1314 01:28:15,900 --> 01:28:19,000 somehow related to underground boxing clubs. 1315 01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:23,200 We willbe coordinating a rigorous investigation. 1316 01:28:23,900 --> 01:28:28,300 That was Police Commissioner Jacobs who just arrived on the scene 1317 01:28:28,200 --> 01:28:32,400 - of a four-alarm fire that broke out... - She's hot. 1318 01:28:32,400 --> 01:28:34,200 Back to you in the studio. 1319 01:28:34,200 --> 01:28:36,600 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1320 01:28:37,400 --> 01:28:39,900 - Holy shit! - Yeah! 1321 01:28:46,900 --> 01:28:48,900 What the fuck did you guys do? 1322 01:28:48,900 --> 01:28:53,000 Arson investigators are on the premises... 1323 01:28:56,400 --> 01:29:01,000 Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions, sir. 1324 01:29:06,700 --> 01:29:09,200 The victory in the war against crime 1325 01:29:09,200 --> 01:29:11,300 will not come overnight. 1326 01:29:11,300 --> 01:29:15,800 It will take dedication and commitment and, most of all, cooperation. 1327 01:29:15,700 --> 01:29:20,600 Streets are safer now. There is hope in the inner city. However... 1328 01:29:20,500 --> 01:29:22,500 I gotta take a piss. 1329 01:29:22,600 --> 01:29:25,400 These are the first steps in a long journey. 1330 01:29:25,200 --> 01:29:27,800 That is why we have created Project Hope. 1331 01:29:27,800 --> 01:29:29,900 Bob. 1332 01:29:32,800 --> 01:29:35,600 Project Hope will be a joint effort 1333 01:29:35,600 --> 01:29:38,300 between the police and community leaders. 1334 01:29:38,300 --> 01:29:42,500 It will be a powerful new weapon in the war against crime. 1335 01:30:25,900 --> 01:30:30,100 - Wrap it around the top of his Hacky Sack. - His balls are ice cold. 1336 01:30:31,800 --> 01:30:35,100 Hi. You're gonna call off your rigorous investigation. 1337 01:30:35,100 --> 01:30:38,500 You will publicly state there is no underground group or 1338 01:30:38,400 --> 01:30:40,700 these guys are gonna take your balls. 1339 01:30:41,500 --> 01:30:45,300 They'll send one to the New York Times and one to the LA Times. 1340 01:30:45,100 --> 01:30:46,900 Look. 1341 01:30:46,900 --> 01:30:50,000 The people you are after are the people you depend on. 1342 01:30:49,900 --> 01:30:53,500 We cook your meals. We haul your trash. We connect your calls. 1343 01:30:53,500 --> 01:30:57,200 We drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. 1344 01:31:01,300 --> 01:31:04,100 Do not fuck with us. 1345 01:31:11,100 --> 01:31:13,200 Ball check! 1346 01:31:26,800 --> 01:31:28,900 Bob, you're this way. 1347 01:31:29,900 --> 01:31:32,300 Let's go. 1348 01:31:32,200 --> 01:31:35,400 I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection. 1349 01:31:36,300 --> 01:31:38,400 Hey! 1350 01:31:52,300 --> 01:31:53,600 Yeah! 1351 01:32:25,000 --> 01:32:27,800 I felt like putting a bullet in every panda 1352 01:32:27,600 --> 01:32:31,500 that wouldn't screw to save its species. 1353 01:32:33,400 --> 01:32:36,200 I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers 1354 01:32:36,200 --> 01:32:39,100 and smother those French beaches I'd neversee. 1355 01:32:42,000 --> 01:32:44,500 I wanted to breathe smoke. 1356 01:33:01,100 --> 01:33:03,200 Where did you go, psycho boy? 1357 01:33:04,800 --> 01:33:07,800 I felt like destroying something beautiful. 1358 01:33:11,000 --> 01:33:13,100 Get him to a fucking hospital. 1359 01:33:13,000 --> 01:33:15,100 Yeah. 1360 01:33:25,400 --> 01:33:28,500 Don't worry, Mr Durden. Airport parking. Long term. 1361 01:33:29,800 --> 01:33:31,900 After you, Mr Durden. 1362 01:33:32,700 --> 01:33:34,800 After you. 1363 01:33:51,700 --> 01:33:54,300 - Something on your mind, dear? - No. 1364 01:33:54,300 --> 01:33:57,500 Yeah, why wasn't I told about Project Mayhem? 1365 01:33:57,500 --> 01:34:00,500 First rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions. 1366 01:34:00,500 --> 01:34:02,900 Why didn't you include me in the beginning? 1367 01:34:02,900 --> 01:34:08,100 Fight Club was the beginning. Now it's left the basements and it's Project Mayhem. 1368 01:34:07,900 --> 01:34:12,300 We started Fight Club together. Remember? It's as much mine as it is yours. 1369 01:34:12,200 --> 01:34:16,500 - Is this about you and me? - Yeah. Weren't we doing this together? 1370 01:34:16,300 --> 01:34:19,800 This does not belong to us. We are not special. 1371 01:34:19,700 --> 01:34:22,100 Fuck that. You should have told me. 1372 01:34:22,900 --> 01:34:24,800 Hey, Tyler! 1373 01:34:26,600 --> 01:34:29,100 - Goddamn it, Tyler! - What do you want?! 1374 01:34:29,000 --> 01:34:31,400 A statement of purpose? Should I e-mail you? 1375 01:34:31,400 --> 01:34:34,100 - Oh... - You decide your level of involvement! 1376 01:34:34,000 --> 01:34:36,700 I will! I wanna know certain things first! 1377 01:34:36,700 --> 01:34:39,300 - The first rule of Project Mayhem... - Shut up! 1378 01:34:40,900 --> 01:34:44,600 - I wanna know what you're thinking. - Fuck what you know! 1379 01:34:44,600 --> 01:34:48,100 Forget about what you think you know about life, friendship, 1380 01:34:48,000 --> 01:34:50,000 and especially about you and me. 1381 01:34:51,100 --> 01:34:53,300 What is that supposed to mean? 1382 01:34:56,500 --> 01:34:58,600 What are you doing? 1383 01:34:59,400 --> 01:35:02,100 What do you wish you'd done before you died? 1384 01:35:02,100 --> 01:35:04,900 - Paint a self-portrait. - Build a house. 1385 01:35:04,900 --> 01:35:07,300 - And you? - I don't know. Nothing. 1386 01:35:07,300 --> 01:35:09,700 - Get in the right lane. - You have to know! 1387 01:35:09,700 --> 01:35:12,700 If you died now, how would you feel about your life? 1388 01:35:12,700 --> 01:35:16,400 I don't know! Nothing good. Is that what you want to hear? 1389 01:35:16,200 --> 01:35:18,600 - Come on! - Not good enough. 1390 01:35:18,500 --> 01:35:21,000 Stop fucking around! Tyler! 1391 01:35:22,100 --> 01:35:24,400 Jesus Christ! 1392 01:35:25,100 --> 01:35:27,100 Goddamn it! Goddamn it! Fuck you! 1393 01:35:27,200 --> 01:35:29,200 Fuck Fight Club. Fuck Marla! 1394 01:35:29,200 --> 01:35:31,900 I am sick of all your shit! 1395 01:35:31,900 --> 01:35:33,800 OK, man. 1396 01:35:35,400 --> 01:35:37,900 - Quit screwing around. Steer! - Look at you! 1397 01:35:37,900 --> 01:35:40,700 - Steer! - Look at you. You're fucking pathetic! 1398 01:35:40,600 --> 01:35:45,800 - Why? Why? What are you talking about? - Why do you think I blew up your condo? 1399 01:35:46,200 --> 01:35:47,700 What? 1400 01:35:47,700 --> 01:35:51,600 Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat. It's not a goddamned seminar. 1401 01:35:51,500 --> 01:35:55,200 Stop trying to control everything and just let go! 1402 01:35:56,800 --> 01:35:58,600 Let go! 1403 01:35:58,600 --> 01:36:00,700 All right. Fine. 1404 01:36:01,400 --> 01:36:03,400 Fine. 1405 01:36:59,300 --> 01:37:01,700 I'd never been in a car accident. 1406 01:37:01,700 --> 01:37:05,100 This must have been what all those people felt like 1407 01:37:05,100 --> 01:37:08,300 before I filed them as statistics in my reports. 1408 01:37:08,200 --> 01:37:10,300 Goddamn! 1409 01:37:13,600 --> 01:37:16,800 We've just had a near-life experience! 1410 01:37:20,300 --> 01:37:22,300 In the world I see, 1411 01:37:22,300 --> 01:37:26,200 you're stalking elk through the Grand Canyon forests 1412 01:37:26,200 --> 01:37:29,200 around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. 1413 01:37:31,000 --> 01:37:35,300 You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. 1414 01:37:35,200 --> 01:37:39,800 You'll climb the thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. 1415 01:37:39,700 --> 01:37:44,200 And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, 1416 01:37:44,100 --> 01:37:47,700 laying strips of venison in the empty car-pool lane 1417 01:37:47,600 --> 01:37:49,900 of some abandoned superhighway. 1418 01:38:02,700 --> 01:38:04,900 Feel better, champ. 1419 01:38:21,500 --> 01:38:23,300 And then... 1420 01:38:23,200 --> 01:38:24,800 Tyler? 1421 01:38:24,900 --> 01:38:27,000 ..Tyler was gone. 1422 01:38:33,900 --> 01:38:36,000 Was I asleep? 1423 01:38:36,900 --> 01:38:38,900 Had I slept? 1424 01:38:39,000 --> 01:38:42,000 You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake... 1425 01:38:42,000 --> 01:38:44,400 The house had become a living thing. 1426 01:38:44,400 --> 01:38:49,000 Wet inside from so many people sweating and breathing. 1427 01:38:49,300 --> 01:38:51,900 So many people moving, the house moved. 1428 01:38:54,600 --> 01:38:56,700 Planet Tyler. 1429 01:38:56,600 --> 01:38:58,700 I had to hug the walls. 1430 01:38:58,700 --> 01:39:01,800 Trapped inside this clockwork of space monkeys. 1431 01:39:01,800 --> 01:39:05,600 You shouldn't be smoking in here! You know how much ether is here! 1432 01:39:05,500 --> 01:39:08,000 Cooking and working and sleeping in teams. 1433 01:39:10,100 --> 01:39:12,100 Hang on a second. 1434 01:39:30,200 --> 01:39:32,900 It's under control, sir. 1435 01:39:35,200 --> 01:39:37,000 Where's Tyler? 1436 01:39:37,000 --> 01:39:40,000 Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not... 1437 01:39:40,000 --> 01:39:42,000 Right... OK. 1438 01:39:44,200 --> 01:39:46,300 I'm all alone. 1439 01:39:46,400 --> 01:39:50,000 My father dumped me. Tyler dumped me. 1440 01:39:49,900 --> 01:39:52,200 I am Jack's broken heart. 1441 01:39:56,200 --> 01:40:00,000 What comes next in Project Mayhem only Tyler knows. 1442 01:40:00,700 --> 01:40:03,900 The second rule is you do not ask questions. 1443 01:40:06,400 --> 01:40:09,100 Get the fuck away from me! Get the fuck away! 1444 01:40:09,400 --> 01:40:11,400 Who are all these people? 1445 01:40:16,400 --> 01:40:18,700 The Paper Street Soap Company. 1446 01:40:20,100 --> 01:40:22,100 Can I come in? 1447 01:40:25,100 --> 01:40:27,100 He's not here. 1448 01:40:27,100 --> 01:40:29,400 What? 1449 01:40:30,300 --> 01:40:33,900 Tyler isn't here. 1450 01:40:33,800 --> 01:40:35,900 Tyler went away. 1451 01:40:36,200 --> 01:40:38,200 Tyler's gone. 1452 01:40:54,600 --> 01:40:56,300 Get some help! 1453 01:41:06,800 --> 01:41:11,700 Two gunshot wounds coming through! Make some fucking room! 1454 01:41:11,600 --> 01:41:14,000 What happened? What happened? 1455 01:41:14,000 --> 01:41:16,900 We were on assignment. We were supposed to kill two birds with one stone. 1456 01:41:18,100 --> 01:41:20,100 Destroy a piece of corporate art... 1457 01:41:20,100 --> 01:41:22,600 Operation Latte Thunder. Go! 1458 01:41:23,200 --> 01:41:26,300 ..and trash a franchise coffee bar. 1459 01:41:32,300 --> 01:41:34,700 We had it all worked out, sir. 1460 01:41:42,500 --> 01:41:45,700 - It went smooth until... - Police! Freeze! 1461 01:41:45,700 --> 01:41:48,500 - What? - They shot Bob. 1462 01:41:49,800 --> 01:41:52,200 - They shot him in the head. - Fucking pigs! 1463 01:41:57,300 --> 01:41:59,300 Oh, God! 1464 01:41:59,300 --> 01:42:02,600 - Those motherfuckers! - You morons. 1465 01:42:02,600 --> 01:42:06,700 You're running around in ski masks trying to blow things up? 1466 01:42:06,600 --> 01:42:09,300 What did you think was gonna happen?! 1467 01:42:10,800 --> 01:42:15,200 OK, quick! Get rid of the evidence. We gotta get rid of this body! 1468 01:42:15,100 --> 01:42:17,900 - Bury him. - What? 1469 01:42:17,900 --> 01:42:20,200 Take him to the garden and bury him. 1470 01:42:20,200 --> 01:42:23,000 - Come on, people, let's go! - Get the fuck off! 1471 01:42:23,000 --> 01:42:26,300 Get away from him! What are you talking about? 1472 01:42:26,100 --> 01:42:28,700 This isn't fucking evidence. This is a person. 1473 01:42:28,700 --> 01:42:31,900 He's my friend and you're not burying him in the garden! 1474 01:42:31,900 --> 01:42:34,900 He was killed serving Project Mayhem, sir. 1475 01:42:34,900 --> 01:42:36,900 - This is Bob. - Sir, in... 1476 01:42:36,900 --> 01:42:39,000 In Project Mayhem, we have no names. 1477 01:42:39,000 --> 01:42:41,000 Now, you listen to me. 1478 01:42:41,000 --> 01:42:45,500 This is a man and he has a name, and it's Robert Paulsen, OK? 1479 01:42:45,400 --> 01:42:47,300 - Robert Paulsen. - He's a man 1480 01:42:47,300 --> 01:42:50,100 and he's dead now because of us. Do you understand that? 1481 01:42:50,700 --> 01:42:53,000 I understand. 1482 01:42:55,100 --> 01:42:58,400 In death, a member of Project Mayhem 1483 01:42:58,400 --> 01:43:00,400 has a name. 1484 01:43:00,500 --> 01:43:03,400 His name is Robert Paulsen. 1485 01:43:03,700 --> 01:43:05,800 His name is Robert Paulsen. 1486 01:43:06,400 --> 01:43:09,100 His name... is Robert Paulsen. 1487 01:43:09,100 --> 01:43:12,900 His name is Robert Paulsen. 1488 01:43:12,800 --> 01:43:15,900 Come on, guys. Please. Stop it. 1489 01:43:15,900 --> 01:43:18,500 His name is Robert Paulsen. 1490 01:43:18,500 --> 01:43:21,500 Shut up! This is all over with! 1491 01:43:24,500 --> 01:43:27,000 Get the fuck out of here. 1492 01:43:54,500 --> 01:43:59,000 - Tyler? - No, this is Detective Stern of the Arson Unit. 1493 01:43:58,900 --> 01:44:00,400 I need to see you... 1494 01:44:04,600 --> 01:44:08,700 I went to all the cities on Tyler's used ticketstubs, barhopping. 1495 01:44:08,700 --> 01:44:13,400 l didn't know how or why, but I could look at 50 different bars, and somehow I just knew. 1496 01:44:13,300 --> 01:44:17,900 I'm looking for Tyler Durden. It's very important that I talk to him. 1497 01:44:17,800 --> 01:44:19,400 I wish I could help you, 1498 01:44:19,400 --> 01:44:21,700 sir. 1499 01:44:26,700 --> 01:44:28,800 Every city I went to, 1500 01:44:29,800 --> 01:44:32,200 as soon as I set foot off the plane 1501 01:44:32,600 --> 01:44:34,800 I knew a Fight Club was close. 1502 01:44:34,800 --> 01:44:36,500 Hey! Hey! 1503 01:44:37,500 --> 01:44:39,100 Taxi! 1504 01:44:39,200 --> 01:44:41,200 Look at my face. l'm a member. 1505 01:44:41,200 --> 01:44:43,800 Now, I just need to know if you've seen Tyler. 1506 01:44:43,800 --> 01:44:47,400 I'm not exposed to bespeak any such information to you 1507 01:44:47,300 --> 01:44:52,000 nor would I, even if I had said information at this juncture,... be able. 1508 01:44:52,500 --> 01:44:56,200 - You're a moron. - I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 1509 01:44:57,400 --> 01:45:02,400 Tyler had been busy... setting up franchises all over the country. 1510 01:45:04,900 --> 01:45:09,300 Was I asleep? Had I slept? 1511 01:45:09,200 --> 01:45:11,500 Is Tyler my bad dream, or am I Tyler's? 1512 01:45:12,700 --> 01:45:15,700 - We've just heard the stories. - What kind of stories? 1513 01:45:15,700 --> 01:45:20,000 - Nobody knows what he looks like. - He has plastic surgery every three years. 1514 01:45:19,800 --> 01:45:22,900 That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 1515 01:45:22,900 --> 01:45:26,900 - Is it true about Fight Club in Miami? - Is Mr Durden building an army? 1516 01:45:26,900 --> 01:45:29,900 I was living in a state of perpetual de'ja vu. 1517 01:45:30,600 --> 01:45:32,600 Everywhere I went, 1518 01:45:32,700 --> 01:45:34,600 I felt I'd already been there. 1519 01:45:34,600 --> 01:45:37,500 It was like following an invisible man. 1520 01:45:38,400 --> 01:45:40,500 The smell of dried blood, 1521 01:45:40,500 --> 01:45:44,000 dirty, bare footprints circling each other. 1522 01:45:44,700 --> 01:45:47,900 That aroma of old sweat, like fried chicken. 1523 01:45:47,800 --> 01:45:51,400 The feel of a floor still warm from a fight the night before. 1524 01:45:52,100 --> 01:45:55,000 I was always just one step behind Tyler. 1525 01:45:57,700 --> 01:46:00,800 His name is Robert Paulsen... 1526 01:46:05,200 --> 01:46:07,200 Welcome back, sir. 1527 01:46:08,100 --> 01:46:10,200 How have you been? 1528 01:46:10,200 --> 01:46:12,400 Do you know me? 1529 01:46:12,300 --> 01:46:14,700 Is this a test, sir? 1530 01:46:14,700 --> 01:46:16,600 No. This is not a test. 1531 01:46:16,600 --> 01:46:18,800 You were in here last Thursday. 1532 01:46:19,300 --> 01:46:21,600 Thursday? 1533 01:46:21,600 --> 01:46:25,500 You were standing where you are now, asking how good security is. 1534 01:46:26,000 --> 01:46:28,100 It's tight as a drum, sir. 1535 01:46:30,500 --> 01:46:32,700 Who do you think I am? 1536 01:46:32,700 --> 01:46:35,200 Are you sure this isn't a test? 1537 01:46:35,300 --> 01:46:37,200 No, this is not a test. 1538 01:46:37,200 --> 01:46:39,200 You're Mr Durden. 1539 01:46:40,500 --> 01:46:43,100 You're the one who gave me this. 1540 01:46:43,100 --> 01:46:47,300 Please return your seat backs to their full upright and locked position. 1541 01:46:58,100 --> 01:47:00,100 - Yeah? - Marla, it's me. 1542 01:47:00,100 --> 01:47:02,100 - Have we ever done it? - Done what? 1543 01:47:02,100 --> 01:47:03,400 Had sex? 1544 01:47:03,500 --> 01:47:05,700 What kind of stupid question is that? 1545 01:47:05,700 --> 01:47:08,000 Stupid because it's yes or because it's no? 1546 01:47:08,000 --> 01:47:10,600 - Is this a trick? - No. I need to know... 1547 01:47:10,600 --> 01:47:14,500 You wanna know if I think we were just having sex or making love? 1548 01:47:14,400 --> 01:47:17,800 - We did make love? - Is that what you're calling it? 1549 01:47:17,800 --> 01:47:20,600 Just answer the question! Did we do it or not?! 1550 01:47:20,600 --> 01:47:23,500 You fuck me, then snub me. You love me, you hate me. 1551 01:47:23,400 --> 01:47:26,300 You're sensitive, then you turn into an asshole. 1552 01:47:26,200 --> 01:47:28,900 Does that describe our relationship, Tyler? 1553 01:47:28,900 --> 01:47:31,000 We just lost cabin pressure. 1554 01:47:31,000 --> 01:47:32,400 What did you just say? 1555 01:47:32,400 --> 01:47:34,800 - What is wrong with you? - Say my name! 1556 01:47:34,800 --> 01:47:38,400 Tyler Durden! You fucking freak! What's going on? 1557 01:47:38,400 --> 01:47:40,500 - I'm coming over! - I'm not there! 1558 01:47:40,500 --> 01:47:43,300 You broke your promise. 1559 01:47:43,300 --> 01:47:45,300 Jesus, Tyler. 1560 01:47:45,200 --> 01:47:48,700 - You fucking talked to her about me. - What the fuck is going on? 1561 01:47:48,700 --> 01:47:52,100 I asked you for one thing. One simple thing. 1562 01:47:52,000 --> 01:47:54,300 Why do people think that I'm you? 1563 01:47:54,800 --> 01:47:56,900 Answer me! 1564 01:47:59,000 --> 01:48:00,900 Sit. 1565 01:48:03,500 --> 01:48:06,200 Answer me. Why do people think I'm you? 1566 01:48:06,200 --> 01:48:08,300 I think you know. 1567 01:48:08,400 --> 01:48:10,900 - No, I don't. - Yes, you do. 1568 01:48:10,900 --> 01:48:13,700 Why would anyone possibly confuse you with me? 1569 01:48:13,700 --> 01:48:16,500 I... I don't know. 1570 01:48:20,900 --> 01:48:23,800 - You got it. - No. 1571 01:48:23,800 --> 01:48:25,900 - Do not fuck with us! - Say it. 1572 01:48:27,100 --> 01:48:29,100 Because... 1573 01:48:30,400 --> 01:48:31,500 Say it! 1574 01:48:33,100 --> 01:48:35,200 Because we're the same person. 1575 01:48:35,100 --> 01:48:37,300 That's right. 1576 01:48:37,200 --> 01:48:39,400 We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap. 1577 01:48:39,400 --> 01:48:43,100 - I don't understand this. - You wanted a way to change your life. 1578 01:48:43,000 --> 01:48:45,100 You could not do this on your own. 1579 01:48:45,100 --> 01:48:47,100 All the ways you wish you could be, 1580 01:48:47,200 --> 01:48:49,100 that's me. 1581 01:48:49,100 --> 01:48:52,200 I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. 1582 01:48:52,100 --> 01:48:54,500 I am smart, capable and, most importantly, 1583 01:48:54,500 --> 01:48:57,200 I'm free in all the ways that you are not. 1584 01:48:57,200 --> 01:48:58,200 Oh, no. 1585 01:48:58,300 --> 01:49:01,200 - Tyler's not here. Tyler went away. - What? 1586 01:49:01,200 --> 01:49:03,500 This isn't possible. This is crazy. 1587 01:49:03,500 --> 01:49:05,500 People do it every day. 1588 01:49:05,500 --> 01:49:09,100 They talk to themselves. They see themselves as they'd like to be. 1589 01:49:08,900 --> 01:49:12,200 They don't have the courage you have to just run with it. 1590 01:49:15,700 --> 01:49:19,100 You still wrestle with it, so sometimes you're still you. 1591 01:49:19,100 --> 01:49:23,800 - We should do this again sometime. - At times, you imagine you're watching me. 1592 01:49:23,700 --> 01:49:26,100 If this is your first time, you have to fight. 1593 01:49:26,200 --> 01:49:30,500 Little by little, you're just letting yourself become 1594 01:49:31,200 --> 01:49:33,100 Tyler Durden. 1595 01:49:33,100 --> 01:49:35,900 You are not your job or how much money you have! 1596 01:49:35,800 --> 01:49:38,200 - No. You have a house. - Rented in your name. 1597 01:49:38,200 --> 01:49:41,900 - You have jobs, a life. - You work nights because you can't sleep. 1598 01:49:41,700 --> 01:49:43,500 Or you stay up and make soap. 1599 01:49:43,500 --> 01:49:48,500 - You're fucking Marla, Tyler. - Technically, you are. lt's all the same to her. 1600 01:49:50,000 --> 01:49:52,000 Oh, my God. 1601 01:49:52,900 --> 01:49:54,900 Now you see our dilemma. 1602 01:49:55,000 --> 01:49:57,300 She knows too much. 1603 01:49:57,300 --> 01:50:02,400 I think we're gonna have to talk about how this might compromise our goals. 1604 01:50:02,200 --> 01:50:04,400 What... What are you saying? 1605 01:50:05,200 --> 01:50:09,500 This is bullshit. This is bullshit, I'm not listening to this! 1606 01:50:09,300 --> 01:50:12,000 - You are insane! - No. You're insane. 1607 01:50:12,000 --> 01:50:14,700 We simply do not have time for this crap. 1608 01:50:16,000 --> 01:50:18,200 It's called a changeover. 1609 01:50:18,300 --> 01:50:20,400 The movie goes on 1610 01:50:20,400 --> 01:50:23,500 and nobody in the audience has any idea. 1611 01:50:35,700 --> 01:50:39,400 - Sir! Are you checking out? - Yeah. Bill me. 1612 01:50:39,400 --> 01:50:41,800 Can you initial this list of phone calls? 1613 01:50:45,900 --> 01:50:50,000 - When were these made? - Between 2.00 and 3.30 this morning. 1614 01:50:55,500 --> 01:50:59,600 Have I been going to bed earlier everynight? Have I been sleeping later? 1615 01:50:59,500 --> 01:51:04,300 Have I been Tyler longer and longer? 1616 01:51:06,500 --> 01:51:09,000 Is any body here? 1617 01:51:11,400 --> 01:51:13,500 De'ja vu all over again. 1618 01:51:15,000 --> 01:51:17,500 With enough soap, one could blow up anything. 1619 01:51:19,600 --> 01:51:21,700 Oh, my God. 1620 01:51:25,400 --> 01:51:27,800 - 1888. - Who am I calling? 1621 01:51:28,100 --> 01:51:31,800 1888 Franklin. This is maintenance. Hello? 1622 01:51:32,700 --> 01:51:34,300 Hello? 1623 01:51:34,300 --> 01:51:36,400 1888 Franklin Street? 1624 01:51:36,400 --> 01:51:38,500 Yes. Can I help you? 1625 01:51:40,700 --> 01:51:43,300 - Hello? - Yeah, yeah. 1626 01:51:43,300 --> 01:51:45,800 I need to talk to your supervisor right away. 1627 01:51:45,800 --> 01:51:47,900 - Speaking. - OK, listen to me. 1628 01:51:47,900 --> 01:51:51,100 Something terrible is about to happen to your building. 1629 01:51:51,100 --> 01:51:53,100 It's under control, sir. 1630 01:51:53,500 --> 01:51:57,000 - Excuse me? - Don't worry about us, sir. We're solid. 1631 01:52:01,000 --> 01:52:02,400 2160. 1632 01:52:09,600 --> 01:52:12,100 Marla! Marla! Hey, wait! 1633 01:52:13,600 --> 01:52:16,400 Wait! I gotta talk to you! Marla! Marla! 1634 01:52:16,300 --> 01:52:20,500 Your bald freaks hit me with a fucking broom! They almost broke my arm! 1635 01:52:20,400 --> 01:52:23,100 They were burning their fingertips with lye. 1636 01:52:23,100 --> 01:52:27,100 This needs a tremendous act of faith on your part, but hear me out. 1637 01:52:27,000 --> 01:52:30,900 - Here comes an avalanche of bullshit. - A little more faith than that. 1638 01:52:34,000 --> 01:52:36,600 I don't wanna hear anything you have to say. 1639 01:52:36,400 --> 01:52:38,600 You have every right to be... 1640 01:52:39,100 --> 01:52:40,900 I'll just have a coffee, thanks. 1641 01:52:41,000 --> 01:52:44,000 Sir. Anything you order is free of charge, sir. 1642 01:52:43,900 --> 01:52:45,900 Why is it free of charge? 1643 01:52:45,900 --> 01:52:47,900 - Don't ask. - Whatever. 1644 01:52:48,000 --> 01:52:53,500 I'll have the clam chowder, fried chicken and baked potato and a chocolate chiffon pie. 1645 01:52:53,300 --> 01:52:55,400 Clean food, please. 1646 01:52:55,400 --> 01:52:58,400 In that case, may I advise against the clam chowder. 1647 01:52:58,400 --> 01:53:00,500 No clam chowder. Thank you. 1648 01:53:01,900 --> 01:53:04,100 You got about 30 seconds. 1649 01:53:06,600 --> 01:53:09,100 I know I've been acting very strange, OK? 1650 01:53:09,100 --> 01:53:12,500 - I know it seems there's two sides to me... - Two sides? 1651 01:53:12,400 --> 01:53:17,500 - You're Dr Jekyll and Mr Jackass. - I know. But I realized something important. 1652 01:53:17,300 --> 01:53:21,400 - What? - The nature of our relationship wasn't clear 1653 01:53:21,300 --> 01:53:23,700 to me for reasons I won't go into. 1654 01:53:23,600 --> 01:53:26,200 - I know I haven't treated you well. - Whatever. 1655 01:53:26,200 --> 01:53:28,900 No, no. Fifteen seconds, please! 1656 01:53:28,900 --> 01:53:31,200 Fifteen seconds, don't open your mouth. 1657 01:53:31,200 --> 01:53:33,300 I'm trying to tell you I'm sorry. 1658 01:53:33,300 --> 01:53:37,600 What I've come to realize is that I really like you, Marla. 1659 01:53:37,500 --> 01:53:39,600 You do? 1660 01:53:39,600 --> 01:53:41,400 I really do. 1661 01:53:41,500 --> 01:53:45,800 I care about you and I don't want anything bad to happen to you because of me. 1662 01:53:45,700 --> 01:53:48,500 Marla, your life is in danger. 1663 01:53:48,500 --> 01:53:50,400 What? 1664 01:53:50,400 --> 01:53:54,100 You need to leave town for a while. Get out of any major city. 1665 01:53:54,000 --> 01:53:56,800 - Just go camping... - You're an insane person. 1666 01:53:56,700 --> 01:54:00,200 - No. l've involved you in something terrible. - No. Shut up! 1667 01:54:00,200 --> 01:54:02,700 - You're not safe. - Shut up! 1668 01:54:04,400 --> 01:54:08,800 - Listen, I tried, Tyler. I really tried. - I know you did. 1669 01:54:08,700 --> 01:54:11,700 There are things about you I like. You're smart, funny. 1670 01:54:11,700 --> 01:54:13,700 You're spectacular in bed. 1671 01:54:13,600 --> 01:54:15,100 But 1672 01:54:15,100 --> 01:54:17,100 you're intolerable. 1673 01:54:17,100 --> 01:54:19,600 You have very serious emotional problems. 1674 01:54:19,600 --> 01:54:23,600 Deep-seated problems for which you should seek professional help. 1675 01:54:23,600 --> 01:54:27,500 - I know, and I'm sorry. - You're sorry, I'm sorry. Everyone's sorry. 1676 01:54:28,500 --> 01:54:30,600 I can't do this any more. 1677 01:54:30,500 --> 01:54:32,600 I can't. 1678 01:54:32,600 --> 01:54:34,700 And I won't. 1679 01:54:34,700 --> 01:54:36,700 I'm gone. 1680 01:54:36,700 --> 01:54:39,400 You can't leave, Marla! You're not safe! 1681 01:54:42,000 --> 01:54:44,700 - Marla, you don't understand! - Leave me alone! 1682 01:54:44,700 --> 01:54:47,200 - Marla, I am trying to protect you! - Let go! 1683 01:54:47,200 --> 01:54:50,200 - I don't ever wanna see you again! - That's fine... 1684 01:54:50,100 --> 01:54:52,200 Here, wait right here! 1685 01:54:55,900 --> 01:54:58,400 Hold it right there! Shut up! 1686 01:54:58,400 --> 01:55:00,500 Take this money and get on this bus. 1687 01:55:00,500 --> 01:55:02,700 I promise I won't bother you again. 1688 01:55:02,700 --> 01:55:04,100 Shut up! 1689 01:55:04,100 --> 01:55:07,300 Please get on the bus. Please get on the bus. 1690 01:55:08,300 --> 01:55:10,400 Why are you doing this? 1691 01:55:10,500 --> 01:55:14,600 They think you're a threat. I can't explain it now, just trust me! 1692 01:55:14,500 --> 01:55:18,800 - If I know where you are, you won't be safe. - I'll keep this, it's asshole tax. 1693 01:55:18,700 --> 01:55:23,100 - Fine. Remember, stay out of major cities. - Tyler. 1694 01:55:24,400 --> 01:55:27,300 You're the worst thing that ever happened to me. 1695 01:55:41,500 --> 01:55:44,100 Hello. I need you to arrest me. 1696 01:55:44,200 --> 01:55:46,900 I am the leader of a terrorist organization 1697 01:55:46,900 --> 01:55:51,900 responsible for numerous acts of vandalism and assault all over this city. 1698 01:55:51,700 --> 01:55:55,600 In the metropolitan area, we had probably 200 members. 1699 01:55:55,500 --> 01:55:59,300 Chapters have sprung up in five or six other major cities already. 1700 01:55:59,400 --> 01:56:02,400 This is a tightly-regimented organization 1701 01:56:02,300 --> 01:56:07,900 with many cells capable of operating independent of central leadership. 1702 01:56:07,800 --> 01:56:11,600 Go to the house, OK? 1537 Paper Street. 1703 01:56:11,600 --> 01:56:13,500 That's our headquarters. 1704 01:56:13,600 --> 01:56:16,100 In the back, buried in the garden, 1705 01:56:16,100 --> 01:56:19,100 you'll find the body of Robert Paulsen. 1706 01:56:19,100 --> 01:56:22,400 In the basement, you're gonna find some bathtubs 1707 01:56:22,400 --> 01:56:27,700 that have been used very recently to make large quantities of nitroglycerin. 1708 01:56:27,600 --> 01:56:29,600 I believe the plan is to blow up 1709 01:56:29,600 --> 01:56:32,700 the headquarters of these credit card companies 1710 01:56:32,600 --> 01:56:34,700 and the TRW building. 1711 01:56:35,500 --> 01:56:38,900 Why these buildings? Why credit card companies? 1712 01:56:38,900 --> 01:56:42,500 If you erase the debt record, then we all go back to zero. 1713 01:56:43,100 --> 01:56:45,200 You'll create total chaos. 1714 01:56:46,600 --> 01:56:49,800 Keep him talking. I need to make a phone call. 1715 01:56:59,900 --> 01:57:02,100 I really admire what you're doing. 1716 01:57:02,500 --> 01:57:04,600 What? 1717 01:57:04,600 --> 01:57:06,600 You're a brave man to order this. 1718 01:57:06,600 --> 01:57:08,400 You're a genius, sir. 1719 01:57:08,400 --> 01:57:13,100 You said if anyone ever interferes with Project Mayhem, even you, 1720 01:57:13,000 --> 01:57:15,300 we gotta get his balls. 1721 01:57:16,700 --> 01:57:19,800 - Don't fight. - It's a powerful gesture, Mr Durden. 1722 01:57:19,700 --> 01:57:22,700 - It will set an example. - You're making a big mistake! 1723 01:57:22,700 --> 01:57:25,600 - You said you'd say that. - I'm not Tyler Durden! 1724 01:57:25,600 --> 01:57:29,400 - You told us you'd say that too. - All right. I am Tyler Durden. 1725 01:57:29,300 --> 01:57:32,000 Listen to me. I'm giving you a direct order. 1726 01:57:32,000 --> 01:57:36,200 - We're aborting this mission now. - You said you would definitely say that. 1727 01:57:41,900 --> 01:57:45,500 Are you fucking out of your minds? You're police officers! 1728 01:57:46,100 --> 01:57:48,200 Is somebody timing this? 1729 01:57:48,300 --> 01:57:51,200 Keep your mouth shut. 1730 01:57:51,200 --> 01:57:53,300 Shit! 1731 01:57:55,700 --> 01:57:58,500 Some of this information checks out. 1732 01:57:58,500 --> 01:58:01,800 - Let's go to that house on Paper Street. - Be right there. 1733 01:58:02,300 --> 01:58:04,100 Hey, wait! 1734 01:58:04,700 --> 01:58:07,200 - I got him. - Sir, we have to do this. 1735 01:58:07,200 --> 01:58:09,700 - Stop fighting! - Where's the rubber band? 1736 01:58:09,700 --> 01:58:12,200 Get away from me! Drop that fucking knife! 1737 01:58:15,400 --> 01:58:18,800 Back up. Face down on the floor right now! 1738 01:58:20,000 --> 01:58:22,000 Get down on the floor! 1739 01:58:26,500 --> 01:58:29,400 The first person that comes out of this door 1740 01:58:29,400 --> 01:58:31,300 gets a lead salad! Understand? 1741 01:58:54,600 --> 01:58:57,100 Get away! Stay away! 1742 01:59:09,400 --> 01:59:11,500 I ran. 1743 01:59:11,900 --> 01:59:16,100 I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. 1744 01:59:18,500 --> 01:59:20,600 Then I ran some more. 1745 01:59:59,500 --> 02:00:01,800 What the fuck are you doing? 1746 02:00:01,800 --> 02:00:04,700 Running around in your underpants! You look crazy! 1747 02:00:04,700 --> 02:00:07,800 No. l'm onto you. l know what's going on here. 1748 02:00:07,700 --> 02:00:12,600 Come on, then. I got us a great place to watch from. It'll be like pay-per-view. 1749 02:00:58,500 --> 02:01:01,200 - Oh, Christ. - Now what are you doing? 1750 02:01:01,200 --> 02:01:04,600 - I'm stopping this. - Why? 1751 02:01:04,400 --> 02:01:07,800 - The greatest thing you've ever done. - I can't let this happen. 1752 02:01:07,800 --> 02:01:11,100 There are 10 other bombs in 10 other buildings. 1753 02:01:10,900 --> 02:01:13,300 Since when is Project Mayhem about murder? 1754 02:01:13,300 --> 02:01:15,300 The buildings are empty. 1755 02:01:15,400 --> 02:01:18,200 We're not killing anyone. We're setting 'em free! 1756 02:01:18,100 --> 02:01:20,800 Bob is dead. They shot him in the head. 1757 02:01:20,900 --> 02:01:24,200 You wanna make an omelette, you gotta break some eggs. 1758 02:01:24,200 --> 02:01:27,800 No. I'm not listening to you. You're not even there. 1759 02:01:33,500 --> 02:01:37,800 I wouldn't do that. Not unless you knew which wires were what. 1760 02:01:37,700 --> 02:01:39,400 If you know, I know. 1761 02:01:44,700 --> 02:01:49,100 Or maybe I knew you'd know, so I spent all day thinking about the wrong ones. 1762 02:01:57,100 --> 02:01:58,200 You think? 1763 02:02:00,000 --> 02:02:02,100 Oh, heavens, no. Not the green one. 1764 02:02:02,800 --> 02:02:05,800 Pull any one but the green one. 1765 02:02:10,300 --> 02:02:12,900 I asked you not to do that! 1766 02:02:14,600 --> 02:02:16,100 Fuck! 1767 02:02:17,000 --> 02:02:19,100 Tyler, get away from the van. 1768 02:02:21,100 --> 02:02:24,500 Tyler, I'm not kidding! Get away from the van! 1769 02:02:24,500 --> 02:02:25,800 Goddamn it! 1770 02:02:31,900 --> 02:02:33,200 OK. 1771 02:02:33,200 --> 02:02:36,600 You are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend 1772 02:02:36,600 --> 02:02:39,200 near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin! 1773 02:02:41,200 --> 02:02:43,000 Cool it, Tyler! 1774 02:02:55,600 --> 02:02:57,600 Come on! 1775 02:02:57,600 --> 02:02:59,700 Don't go! 1776 02:03:35,600 --> 02:03:36,800 What?! 1777 02:04:20,300 --> 02:04:21,000 Three minutes. 1778 02:04:22,000 --> 02:04:24,300 This is it. 1779 02:04:24,300 --> 02:04:26,300 The beginning. 1780 02:04:26,300 --> 02:04:28,200 Ground zero. 1781 02:04:28,200 --> 02:04:30,500 I think this is about where we came in. 1782 02:04:30,500 --> 02:04:33,000 Do you have a speech for the occasion? 1783 02:04:32,900 --> 02:04:36,000 I'm sorry? 1784 02:04:36,000 --> 02:04:38,000 I still can't think of anything. 1785 02:04:39,900 --> 02:04:42,000 Flashback humor. 1786 02:04:46,800 --> 02:04:48,800 It's getting exciting now. 1787 02:04:50,300 --> 02:04:52,100 Two and a half. 1788 02:04:52,000 --> 02:04:54,600 Think of everything we've accomplished. 1789 02:04:54,600 --> 02:04:59,400 Out these windows, we will view the collapse of financial history. 1790 02:04:59,300 --> 02:05:03,000 One step closer to economic equilibrium. 1791 02:05:15,900 --> 02:05:18,300 Why is she here? 1792 02:05:18,300 --> 02:05:20,200 Tying up loose ends. 1793 02:05:20,200 --> 02:05:23,200 Put me down, you baldheaded fuck! 1794 02:05:23,200 --> 02:05:26,300 - I beg you, please don't do this. - I'm not doing this. 1795 02:05:26,200 --> 02:05:29,700 - We are doing this. This is what we want. - No. 1796 02:05:29,700 --> 02:05:34,400 - I don't want this. - Right. Except you is meaningless now. 1797 02:05:34,300 --> 02:05:38,300 - We have to forget about you. - You're a voice in my head. 1798 02:05:38,200 --> 02:05:40,200 You're a voice in mine! 1799 02:05:40,200 --> 02:05:43,100 - Why can't I get rid of you? - You need me. 1800 02:05:43,000 --> 02:05:45,100 No. I don't. I really don't any more. 1801 02:05:45,100 --> 02:05:49,400 You created me. I didn't create some loser alter ego to make me feel better. 1802 02:05:49,300 --> 02:05:53,200 - Take some responsibility. - I do. I am responsible for all of it 1803 02:05:53,300 --> 02:05:55,000 and I accept that. 1804 02:05:55,000 --> 02:05:59,000 So, please, I'm begging you, please call this off. 1805 02:06:00,700 --> 02:06:02,900 Have I ever let us down? 1806 02:06:04,300 --> 02:06:06,600 How far have you come because of me?! 1807 02:06:12,200 --> 02:06:14,200 I will bring us through this. 1808 02:06:14,200 --> 02:06:18,000 As always, I will carry you kicking and screaming 1809 02:06:17,900 --> 02:06:20,300 and in the end you will thank me. 1810 02:06:20,700 --> 02:06:23,200 Tyler. Tyler. 1811 02:06:23,200 --> 02:06:26,700 I'm grateful to you. For everything that you've done for me. 1812 02:06:26,600 --> 02:06:29,300 But this is too much. I don't want this. 1813 02:06:29,300 --> 02:06:34,600 What do you want? Your shitjob back? Fucking condo world, watching sitcoms? 1814 02:06:34,500 --> 02:06:36,500 Fuck you! I won't do it. 1815 02:06:37,300 --> 02:06:41,100 - This can't be happening. - It's already done, so shut up! 1816 02:06:41,000 --> 02:06:42,600 60 seconds till CRI. 1817 02:06:43,100 --> 02:06:45,100 No. 1818 02:06:46,900 --> 02:06:49,700 I can figure this out. This isn't even real. 1819 02:06:49,700 --> 02:06:53,400 You're not real, that gun... That gun isn't even in your hand. 1820 02:06:54,600 --> 02:06:56,600 The gun's in my hand. 1821 02:07:01,500 --> 02:07:04,000 Good for you. It doesn't change a thing. 1822 02:07:12,300 --> 02:07:15,000 Why do you wanna put a gun to your head? 1823 02:07:15,000 --> 02:07:17,100 Not my head, Tyler. 1824 02:07:17,500 --> 02:07:19,600 Our head. 1825 02:07:20,900 --> 02:07:23,000 Interesting. 1826 02:07:25,800 --> 02:07:28,400 Where are you going with this, Ikea boy? 1827 02:07:34,500 --> 02:07:37,500 Hey. It's you and me. 1828 02:07:40,100 --> 02:07:42,100 Friends? 1829 02:07:42,900 --> 02:07:45,000 Tyler, 1830 02:07:48,200 --> 02:07:50,500 I want you to really listen to me. 1831 02:07:50,500 --> 02:07:53,000 OK. 1832 02:07:52,900 --> 02:07:54,900 My eyes are open. 1833 02:08:12,900 --> 02:08:14,900 What's that smell? 1834 02:08:33,700 --> 02:08:36,600 - Where is everybody? - Oh, no. What's going on? 1835 02:08:37,200 --> 02:08:38,800 Mr Durden! 1836 02:08:39,700 --> 02:08:41,500 Oh, my God! 1837 02:08:46,700 --> 02:08:49,900 Are you... Are you all right, sir? 1838 02:08:49,800 --> 02:08:53,700 - Oh, yeah, l'm OK. - You look terrible, sir. What happened? 1839 02:08:53,700 --> 02:08:57,700 - Nothing, it's no problem. - No, no, no, sir. He's not kidding. 1840 02:08:57,600 --> 02:09:00,300 - You look awful. You need assistance. - I'm fine. 1841 02:09:00,400 --> 02:09:04,000 Look, I'm fine... Everything's fine. 1842 02:09:06,000 --> 02:09:08,200 Stop it! 1843 02:09:08,200 --> 02:09:11,400 - Let her go. - Christ Almighty! 1844 02:09:11,300 --> 02:09:13,100 You! 1845 02:09:13,100 --> 02:09:15,200 Hi, Marla. 1846 02:09:15,600 --> 02:09:20,400 - Leave her with me. Meet me downstairs. - Are you sure? 1847 02:09:20,300 --> 02:09:22,400 Yes, I'm sure. 1848 02:09:23,400 --> 02:09:27,500 You fucker! What kind of sick fucking game are you playing at?! 1849 02:09:27,400 --> 02:09:30,100 Putting me on a... Oh, my God, your face! 1850 02:09:30,100 --> 02:09:31,600 Yeah, l know. 1851 02:09:36,100 --> 02:09:37,900 What happened? 1852 02:09:38,100 --> 02:09:40,200 - Don't ask. - You're shot. 1853 02:09:40,200 --> 02:09:42,200 - Yes, I'm shot. - Oh, my God. 1854 02:09:43,000 --> 02:09:46,000 - I can't believe he's standing. - One tough motherfucker. 1855 02:09:49,600 --> 02:09:51,400 Who did this? 1856 02:09:51,500 --> 02:09:53,900 I did, actually. 1857 02:09:53,900 --> 02:09:56,000 Find some gauze. 1858 02:09:57,200 --> 02:09:59,200 You shot yourself? 1859 02:09:59,200 --> 02:10:01,800 Yes, but it's OK. Marla, look at me. 1860 02:10:01,800 --> 02:10:04,100 I'm really OK. 1861 02:10:04,100 --> 02:10:08,000 Trust me. Everything's gonna be fine. 1862 02:10:20,300 --> 02:10:24,100 You met me at a very strange time in my life. 1863 02:13:02,200 --> 02:13:05,100 Visiontext subtitles: Julie Clayton 1864 02:13:06,305 --> 02:14:06,331 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/44eh2 Help other users to choose the best subtitles