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<i>People always ask me</i>
<i>if I know Tyler Durden.</i>

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Three minutes.

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This is it. Ground zero.

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Do you have a speech for the occasion?

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<i>With a gun barrel between your teeth,</i>
<i>you speak only in vowels.</i>

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I can't think of anything.

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<i>For a second, I forget about</i>
<i>Tyler's controlled demolition thing</i>

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<i>and I wonder how clean that gun is.</i>

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It's getting exciting now.

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<i>That old thing,</i>
<i>how you always hurt the one you love.</i>

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<i>Well, it works both ways.</i>

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<i>We have front-row seats</i>
<i>for this theater of mass destruction.</i>

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<i>The Demolitions Committee</i>
<i>of Project Mayhem</i>

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<i>wrapped the foundations</i>
<i>of 12 buildings with explosives.</i>

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<i>In two minutes,</i>
<i>primary charges will blow base charges</i>

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<i>and a few blocks will be reduced</i>
<i>to smouldering rubble.</i>

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<i>I know this because Tyler knows this.</i>

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Two and a half.
Think of everything we've accomplished.

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<i>Suddenly I realize that all of this,</i>
<i>the gun, the bombs, the revolution,</i>

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<i>has got something to do</i>
<i>with a girl named Marla Singer.</i>

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<i>Bob. Bob had bitch tits.</i>

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<i>This was a support group</i>
<i>for men with testicular cancer.</i>

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<i>The big moosie slobbering all over me,</i>
<i>that was Bob.</i>

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We're still men.

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Yes, we're men.

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Men is what we are.

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<i>Bob had had his testicles removed.</i>
<i>Then hormone therapy.</i>

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<i>He developed bitch tits because</i>
<i>his testosterone was too high</i>

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<i>and his body upped the oestrogen.</i>

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- <i>That was where I fit...</i>
- They'll have to drain my pecs again.

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<i>..between those huge sweating tits</i>

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<i>that hung enormous,</i>
<i>the way you'd think of God's as big.</i>

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OK, you cry now.

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<i>No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier.</i>

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<i>For six months, I couldn't sleep.</i>

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<i>I couldn't sleep.</i>

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<i>With insomnia, nothing's real.</i>

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<i>Everything's far away.</i>

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<i>Everything's a copy of a copy</i>

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<i>of a copy.</i>

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<i>When deep space exploration ramps up,</i>
<i>it'll be the corporations that name everything.</i>

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<i>The IBM Stellar Sphere.</i>

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<i>The Microsoft Galaxy.</i>

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<i>The Planet Starbucks.</i>

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I need you out of town this week
to cover some red flags.

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<i>It must have been Tuesday.</i>
<i>He had on his cornflower blue tie.</i>

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You want me to deprioritize my reports
until you advise of a status upgrade?

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Prioritize these. Here's your flight coupons.
Call me if there's any snags.

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<i>He was full of pep.</i>
<i>Must have had his grande latte enema.</i>

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<i>Like so many others, I had become</i>
<i>a slave to the</i> Ikea <i>nesting instinct.</i>

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Yes. I'd like to order

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the Erika Pekkari dust ruffles.

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<i>- Please hold.</i>
<i>- Anything clever,</i>

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<i>like a coffee table in the shape of a yin-yang,</i>
<i>I had to have it.</i>

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<i>The Klipsk personal office unit.</i>

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<i>The Hovetrekke home exerbike.</i>

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<i>Or the Ohamshab sofa</i>
<i>with the Strinne green stripe pattern.</i>

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<i>Even the Ryslampa wire lamps of</i>
<i>environmentally-friendly unbleached paper.</i>

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<i>I'd flip through catalogues and wonder</i>

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<i>"What kind of dining set</i>
<i>defines me as a person?"</i>

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<i>I had it all. Even the glass dishes</i>
<i>with tiny bubbles and imperfections,</i>

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<i>proof that they were crafted by the honest,</i>
<i>hard-working, indigenous peoples of...</i>

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<i>- Please hold.</i>
<i>- ..wherever.</i>

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<i>We used to read pornography.</i>

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<i>Now it was the Horchow collection.</i>

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- No. You can't die of insomnia.
- What about narcolepsy?

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I nod off, I wake up in strange places.

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I have no idea how I got there.

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- You need to lighten up.
- Can you please just give me something?

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<i>Red and blue Tuinals, lipstick-red Seconals...</i>

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No. You need healthy, natural sleep.

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Chew some valerian root
and get more exercise.

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Hey, come on.

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- I'm in pain.
- You wanna see pain?

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Swing by First Methodist, Tuesday nights.

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See the guys with testicular cancer.

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That's pain.

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I always wanted three kids...
two boys and a girl.

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Mindy wanted two girls and a boy.

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We never could agree on anything.

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Well, I... She...

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She had her first child last week.

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A girl.

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With... With her... With her new husband.

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Fuck!

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Thank God, you know...

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I'm glad for her.

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She deserves...

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Everyone, let's thank Thomas
for sharing himself with us.

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Thank you, Thomas.

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I look around this room,
and I see a lot of courage.

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And that gives me strength.

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We give each other strength.

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It's time for the one-on-ones.

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So let's all of us follow Thomas's example
and really open ourselves up.

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Could you find a partner?

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<i>And this is how I met the big moosie.</i>

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<i>His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears.</i>

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<i>Knees together. Those awkward little steps.</i>

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- My name is Bob.
- Bob?

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<i>Bob had been a champion bodybuilder.</i>

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<i>You know that chest expansion programme</i>
<i>on late-night TV?</i>

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<i>That was his idea.</i>

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I was ajuicer.

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You know, using steroids?

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Diabonal and

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Wisterol.

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Oh, they use that on racehorses,
for Christ sakes.

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And now I'm bankrupt.

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I'm divorced.

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My two grown kids

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won't even return my phone calls.

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<i>Strangers with this kind of honesty</i>
<i>make me go a big, rubbery one.</i>

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Go ahead,... Cornelius.

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You can cry.

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<i>And then... something happened.</i>
<i>I let go.</i>

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That's really good.

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<i>Lost in oblivion.</i>

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<i>Dark and silent and complete.</i>

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<i>I found freedom.</i>
<i>Losing all hope was freedom.</i>

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It's OK.

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<i>Babies don't sleep this well.</i>

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<i>I became addicted.</i>

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If I didn't say anything

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people always assumed the worst.

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They cried harder... then I cried harder.

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Now we're going to open the green door,
the heart chakra...

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<i>I wasn't really dying.</i>

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<i>I wasn't host to cancer or parasites.</i>

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<i>I was the warm little center</i>
<i>that the life of this world crowded around.</i>

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Imagine your pain
as a white ball of healing light.

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It moves over your body, healing you.

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Now keep this going. Remember to breathe

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and step forward
through the back door of the room.

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Where does it lead?

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To your cave.

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Step forward

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into your cave.

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That's right.

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You're going deeper into your cave.

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And you're going to find

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your power animal.

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Slide.

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<i>Every evening I died.</i>

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<i>And every evening I was born again.</i>

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<i>Resurrected.</i>

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<i>Bob loved me because he thought</i>
<i>my testicles were removed too.</i>

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<i>Being there, pressed against his tits,</i>

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<i>ready to cry.</i>

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<i>This was my vacation.</i>

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<i>And she</i>

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<i>ruined everything.</i>

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This is cancer, right?

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<i>This chick, Marla Singer,</i>

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<i>did not have testicular cancer.</i>

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<i>She was a liar.</i>

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<i>She had no diseases at all.</i>

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<i>I had seen her at Free And Clear,</i>
<i>my blood parasites group, Thursdays.</i>

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<i>Then at Hope,</i>
<i>my bimonthly sickle-cell circle.</i>

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<i>And again, at Seize The Day,</i>
<i>my tuberculosis, Friday night.</i>

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<i>Marla,</i>

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<i>the big tourist.</i>

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<i>Her lie reflected my lie.</i>

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<i>And suddenly, I felt nothing.</i>

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<i>I couldn't cry. So once again,</i>

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<i>I couldn't sleep.</i>

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<i>Next group, after guided meditation,</i>

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<i>after we open our heart chakras,</i>
<i>when it's time to hug,</i>

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<i>I'm gonna grab that bitch,</i>
<i>Marla Singer, and scream.</i>

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Marla, you liar!
You big tourist, I need this! Now, get out!

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<i>I hadn't slept in four days.</i>

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<i>We'll just let that dry...</i>

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<i>When you have insomnia,</i>
<i>you're never really asleep.</i>

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<i>And you're never really awake.</i>

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To begin tonight's communion,

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Chloe would like to say a few words.

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<i>Oh, yeah. Chloe.</i>

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<i>Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton</i>
<i>would look if you made it walk around</i>

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<i>being extra nice to everybody.</i>

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Well, I'm still here.

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But I don't know for how long.

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That's as much certainty
as anyone can give me.

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But I've got some good news.

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I no longer have any fear of death.

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But... I am in a pretty lonely place.

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No-one will have sex with me.

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I'm so close to the end,
and all I want is to get laid for the last time.

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I have pornographic movies
in my apartment,

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- and lubricants and amyl nitrite.
- Thank you, Chloe.

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Everyone, let's thank Chloe.

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Thank you, Chloe.

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Now, let's ready ourselves
for guided meditation.

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You're standing at the entrance of your cave.

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You step inside your cave and you walk...

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<i>If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.</i>

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<i>Marla.</i>

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<i>The scratch on the roof of your mouth</i>
<i>that would heal if you could stop tonguing it.</i>

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<i>But you can't.</i>

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<i>..deeper into your cave as you walk.</i>

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<i>You feel a healing energy all around you.</i>

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<i>Now find your power animal.</i>

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Slide.

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OK. Let's partner up.

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Pick someone special to you tonight.

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Hey.

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- We need to talk.
- Sure.

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- I'm onto you.
- What?

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Yeah. You're a faker. You're not dying.

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Sorry?

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In the Tibetan-philosophy, Sylvia-Plath
sense of the word, I know we're all dying.

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- But you're not dying the way Chloe is.
- So?

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So you're a tourist.

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I've seen you. I saw you at melanoma,
I saw you at tuberculosis.

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I saw you at testicular cancer!

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I saw you practising this.

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- Practising what?
- Telling me off.

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Is it going as well as you hoped,... Rupert?

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I'll expose you.

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Go ahead. I'll expose you.

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Come together. Let yourselves cry.

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Oh, God. Why are you doing this?

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It's cheaper than a movie
and there's free coffee.

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Look, this is important.
These are my groups.

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I've been coming for over a year.

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- Why do you do it?
- I don't know.

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When people think you're dying,
they listen to you instead of...

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Instead of waiting for their turn to speak.

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Yeah. Yeah.

230
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Share yourself... completely.

231
00:16:31,570 --> 00:16:33,663
Look, you don't want to get into this.

232
00:16:33,739 --> 00:16:35,798
- It becomes an addiction.
- Really?

233
00:16:35,908 --> 00:16:40,174
I'm not kidding. I can't cry
if another faker is present, and I need this.

234
00:16:40,279 --> 00:16:42,338
You gotta find somewhere else to go.

235
00:16:42,415 --> 00:16:45,976
Candystripe a cancer ward.
It's not my problem.

236
00:16:49,155 --> 00:16:51,214
No, wait a second. Hold on.

237
00:16:51,324 --> 00:16:53,383
We'll split up the week, OK?

238
00:16:53,492 --> 00:16:55,687
You take lymphoma and tuberculosis.

239
00:16:55,761 --> 00:16:58,889
You take tuberculosis.
My smoking doesn't go over at all.

240
00:16:58,965 --> 00:17:02,298
OK. Good. Fine.
Testicular cancer should be no contest.

241
00:17:02,368 --> 00:17:06,304
Technically, I have more right to be there.
You still have your balls.

242
00:17:06,372 --> 00:17:08,738
- You're kidding.
- I dunno. Am I?

243
00:17:09,408 --> 00:17:10,841
No. No.

244
00:17:10,943 --> 00:17:13,571
- What do you want?
- I'll take the parasites.

245
00:17:13,646 --> 00:17:16,444
You can't have both.
Take the blood parasites.

246
00:17:16,549 --> 00:17:20,849
- I want brain parasites.
- I'll take the blood but I want brain dementia.

247
00:17:20,953 --> 00:17:23,717
- I want that.
- You can't have the whole brain.

248
00:17:23,789 --> 00:17:26,314
So far, you have four. I only have two.

249
00:17:26,392 --> 00:17:30,328
OK. Take both the parasites. They're yours.

250
00:17:30,396 --> 00:17:32,660
Now we both have three...

251
00:17:35,401 --> 00:17:38,029
Hey! You left half your clothes.

252
00:17:54,587 --> 00:17:56,748
- What, are you selling those?
- Yes!

253
00:17:56,822 --> 00:17:58,881
I'm selling some clothes!

254
00:17:58,991 --> 00:18:01,050
So! We each have three. That's six.

255
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,993
What about the seventh day?
I want bowel cancer.

256
00:18:04,063 --> 00:18:06,156
<i>The girl had done her homework.</i>

257
00:18:06,265 --> 00:18:08,358
No. No. I want bowel cancer.

258
00:18:09,001 --> 00:18:11,060
That's your favorite too?

259
00:18:11,170 --> 00:18:14,662
- Tried to slip it by me, eh?
- Look, we'll split it.

260
00:18:14,774 --> 00:18:16,833
Take the first and third Sunday.

261
00:18:19,311 --> 00:18:21,176
Deal.

262
00:18:23,783 --> 00:18:26,081
Looks like this is goodbye.

263
00:18:26,185 --> 00:18:28,312
Let's not make a big thing out of it.

264
00:18:28,421 --> 00:18:30,855
How's this for not making a big thing?

265
00:18:34,326 --> 00:18:36,123
Hey, Marla!

266
00:18:36,462 --> 00:18:38,623
Marla!

267
00:18:38,697 --> 00:18:41,291
Maybe we should exchange numbers.

268
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,300
Should we?

269
00:18:43,402 --> 00:18:47,463
- We might wanna switch nights.
- OK.

270
00:18:52,645 --> 00:18:55,136
<i>This is how I met Marla Singer.</i>

271
00:18:56,882 --> 00:19:01,114
<i>Marla's philosophy of life</i>
<i>was that she might die at any moment.</i>

272
00:19:01,220 --> 00:19:03,518
<i>The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't.</i>

273
00:19:03,622 --> 00:19:07,649
It doesn't have your name!
Who are you? Cornelius? Rupert?

274
00:19:07,726 --> 00:19:11,685
Travis? Any of the stupid names
you give each night?

275
00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:16,726
<i>You wake up at SeaTac.</i>

276
00:19:16,836 --> 00:19:19,771
<i>SFO. LAX.</i>

277
00:19:19,872 --> 00:19:22,238
<i>You wake up at O'Hare.</i>

278
00:19:22,341 --> 00:19:24,468
<i>Dallas Fort Worth.</i>

279
00:19:24,543 --> 00:19:26,511
<i>BWI.</i>

280
00:19:26,579 --> 00:19:30,379
<i>Pacific. Mountain. Central.</i>
<i>Lose an hour. Gain an hour.</i>

281
00:19:30,483 --> 00:19:34,351
The check-in for that flight
isn't for another two hours, sir.

282
00:19:34,453 --> 00:19:37,718
<i>This is your life,</i>
<i>and it's ending one minute at a time.</i>

283
00:19:37,790 --> 00:19:40,782
<i>You wake up at Air Harbor International.</i>

284
00:19:42,194 --> 00:19:46,062
<i>If you wake up at a different time,</i>
<i>in a different place,</i>

285
00:19:46,132 --> 00:19:48,794
<i>could you wake up as a different person?</i>

286
00:19:48,901 --> 00:19:50,960
<i>Everywhere I travel,</i>

287
00:19:51,070 --> 00:19:53,334
<i>tiny life.</i>

288
00:19:53,405 --> 00:19:55,930
<i>Single-serving sugar and cream.</i>

289
00:19:56,008 --> 00:19:57,805
<i>Single pat of butter.</i>

290
00:19:57,910 --> 00:20:00,743
<i>The microwave cordon bleu hobby kit.</i>

291
00:20:00,813 --> 00:20:02,781
<i>Shampoo-conditioner combos.</i>

292
00:20:02,882 --> 00:20:06,750
<i>Sample-package mouthwash.</i>
<i>Tiny bars of soap.</i>

293
00:20:08,187 --> 00:20:10,712
<i>The people I meet on each flight,</i>

294
00:20:10,789 --> 00:20:12,916
<i>they're single-serving friends.</i>

295
00:20:12,992 --> 00:20:16,723
<i>Between takeoff and landing,</i>
<i>we have our time together.</i>

296
00:20:16,795 --> 00:20:19,025
<i>That's all we get.</i>

297
00:20:19,131 --> 00:20:21,031
<i>Welcome!</i>

298
00:20:23,135 --> 00:20:27,333
<i>On a long enough time line,</i>
<i>the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.</i>

299
00:20:27,406 --> 00:20:31,137
<i>I was a recall coordinator.</i>
<i>My job was to apply the formula.</i>

300
00:20:31,210 --> 00:20:33,610
The infant went through the windshield.

301
00:20:33,712 --> 00:20:37,773
<i>A new car built by my company</i>
<i>leaves somewhere traveling at 60mph.</i>

302
00:20:37,850 --> 00:20:39,943
<i>The rear differential locks up.</i>

303
00:20:40,986 --> 00:20:43,580
The teenager's braces
are stuck to the ashtray.

304
00:20:43,656 --> 00:20:46,022
Might make a good anti-smoking ad.

305
00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:49,617
<i>The car crashes and burns</i>
<i>with everyone trapped inside.</i>

306
00:20:49,728 --> 00:20:51,992
<i>Now, should we initiate a recall?</i>

307
00:20:52,064 --> 00:20:54,157
The father must have been huge.

308
00:20:54,233 --> 00:20:57,464
See where the fat burned to the seat?
The polyester shirt?

309
00:20:57,570 --> 00:20:59,561
Very modern art.

310
00:20:59,638 --> 00:21:02,129
<i>Take the number of vehicles in the field, A.</i>

311
00:21:02,208 --> 00:21:04,938
<i>Multiply it by the probable rate of failure, B.</i>

312
00:21:05,010 --> 00:21:08,810
<i>Multiply the result by</i>
<i>the average out-of-court settlement, C.</i>

313
00:21:08,881 --> 00:21:10,974
<i>A x B x C</i>

314
00:21:11,183 --> 00:21:13,083
equals X.

315
00:21:13,185 --> 00:21:15,779
If X is less than the cost of a recall,

316
00:21:15,854 --> 00:21:17,879
we don't do one.

317
00:21:17,990 --> 00:21:21,187
Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?

318
00:21:21,260 --> 00:21:23,194
You wouldn't believe.

319
00:21:24,663 --> 00:21:27,188
Which car company do you work for?

320
00:21:27,266 --> 00:21:29,393
A major one.

321
00:21:31,870 --> 00:21:35,806
<i>Every time the plane banked too sharply</i>
<i>on takeoff or landing,</i>

322
00:21:35,874 --> 00:21:39,173
<i>I prayed for a crash or a midair collision.</i>

323
00:21:39,845 --> 00:21:41,403
<i>Anything.</i>

324
00:21:50,256 --> 00:21:53,987
<i>Life insurance pays off triple</i>
<i>if you die on a business trip.</i>

325
00:21:56,929 --> 00:22:00,228
"If you are seated in an emergency exit row

326
00:22:00,299 --> 00:22:03,826
and would be unable or unwilling
to perform the duties

327
00:22:03,902 --> 00:22:08,339
listed on the safety card, please
ask a flight attendant to reseat you."

328
00:22:10,142 --> 00:22:12,201
It's a lot of responsibility.

329
00:22:12,278 --> 00:22:14,508
Wanna switch seats?

330
00:22:14,613 --> 00:22:18,049
No. I'm not sure
I'm the man for that particularjob.

331
00:22:18,117 --> 00:22:22,520
An exit-door procedure at 30,000ft.

332
00:22:22,621 --> 00:22:24,680
The illusion of safety.

333
00:22:24,923 --> 00:22:27,016
Yeah. I guess so.

334
00:22:27,092 --> 00:22:30,027
You know why
they put oxygen masks on planes?

335
00:22:30,095 --> 00:22:34,657
- So you can breathe.
- Oxygen gets you high.

336
00:22:35,768 --> 00:22:39,295
In a catastrophic emergency,
you take giant panic breaths.

337
00:22:39,371 --> 00:22:41,896
Suddenly you become euphoric, docile.

338
00:22:41,974 --> 00:22:44,272
You accept your fate.

339
00:22:44,910 --> 00:22:46,935
It's all right here.

340
00:22:47,046 --> 00:22:50,174
Emergency water landing, 600mph.

341
00:22:50,282 --> 00:22:53,115
Blank faces. Calm as Hindu cows.

342
00:22:53,185 --> 00:22:55,278
That's...

343
00:22:56,522 --> 00:22:58,786
That's an interesting theory.

344
00:23:00,793 --> 00:23:02,920
- What do you do?
- What do you mean?

345
00:23:02,995 --> 00:23:05,088
What do you do for a living?

346
00:23:05,164 --> 00:23:08,327
Why? So you can pretend you're interested?

347
00:23:11,003 --> 00:23:12,493
OK.

348
00:23:12,571 --> 00:23:15,472
You have
a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.

349
00:23:18,711 --> 00:23:20,770
We have the exact same briefcase.

350
00:23:21,613 --> 00:23:23,604
Soap.

351
00:23:23,716 --> 00:23:27,379
- Sorry?
- I make and I sell soap.

352
00:23:27,519 --> 00:23:29,885
The yardstick of civilization.

353
00:23:30,389 --> 00:23:32,357
<i>And this is how I met...</i>

354
00:23:32,491 --> 00:23:34,288
Tyler Durden.

355
00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:39,627
Did you know if you mix gasoline and
frozen orange juice, you can make napalm?

356
00:23:39,732 --> 00:23:42,701
- No, I did not. Is that true?
- That's right.

357
00:23:42,768 --> 00:23:46,602
One can make all kinds of explosives
with simple household items.

358
00:23:46,705 --> 00:23:49,139
- Really?
- If one was so inclined.

359
00:23:54,113 --> 00:23:59,176
Tyler, you are by far the most interesting
single-serving friend I have ever met.

360
00:24:01,053 --> 00:24:05,183
- Everything on a plane is single-serving...
- Oh, I get it. Very clever.

361
00:24:05,257 --> 00:24:06,815
Thank you.

362
00:24:06,925 --> 00:24:09,018
How's it working out for you?

363
00:24:09,128 --> 00:24:11,858
- What?
- Being clever?

364
00:24:11,964 --> 00:24:14,330
Great.

365
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:17,392
Keep it up, then. Right up.

366
00:24:18,604 --> 00:24:20,765
A question of etiquette.

367
00:24:20,839 --> 00:24:23,831
As I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

368
00:24:30,883 --> 00:24:33,215
<i>How I came to live with Tyler is...</i>

369
00:24:33,285 --> 00:24:37,585
<i>Airlines have this policy</i>
<i>about vibrating luggage.</i>

370
00:24:45,264 --> 00:24:49,894
- Was it ticking?
- Throwers know modern bombs don't tick.

371
00:24:50,002 --> 00:24:53,165
- Sorry, throwers?
- Baggage handlers.

372
00:24:53,238 --> 00:24:55,468
But when a suitcase vibrates,

373
00:24:55,607 --> 00:24:58,269
the throwers have got to call the police.

374
00:24:58,377 --> 00:25:01,869
- My suitcase was vibrating?
- Nine times out of ten

375
00:25:01,980 --> 00:25:04,039
it's an electric razor.

376
00:25:04,116 --> 00:25:06,243
But... every once in a while

377
00:25:09,188 --> 00:25:11,247
it's a dildo.

378
00:25:12,024 --> 00:25:16,085
It's company policy never to imply
ownership in the event of a dildo.

379
00:25:16,195 --> 00:25:20,063
We have to use the indefinite article,
<i>a</i> dildo, never

380
00:25:20,132 --> 00:25:22,225
<i>your</i> dildo.

381
00:25:22,301 --> 00:25:24,394
I don't own...

382
00:25:27,072 --> 00:25:30,200
<i>I had everything in that suitcase.</i>
<i>My CK shirts.</i>

383
00:25:30,275 --> 00:25:33,438
<i>My DKNYshoes. My AX ties.</i>

384
00:25:35,113 --> 00:25:37,445
<i>Never mind.</i>

385
00:25:39,318 --> 00:25:42,048
Hey! That's my car!

386
00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:50,328
<i>Home was a condo on the 15th floor</i>

387
00:25:50,429 --> 00:25:53,455
<i>of a filing cabinet</i>
<i>for widows and professionals.</i>

388
00:25:53,532 --> 00:25:56,160
<i>The walls were solid concrete.</i>

389
00:25:56,268 --> 00:25:58,327
<i>A foot of concrete is important</i>

390
00:25:58,437 --> 00:26:02,703
<i>when your next-door neighbor</i>
<i>has to watch game shows at full volume.</i>

391
00:26:02,774 --> 00:26:06,676
<i>Or when a blast of debris</i>
<i>that used to be your personal effects</i>

392
00:26:06,745 --> 00:26:10,772
<i>blows out of your windows</i>
<i>and sails flaming into the night.</i>

393
00:26:17,256 --> 00:26:19,520
<i>I suppose these things happen.</i>

394
00:26:32,371 --> 00:26:34,464
There's... nothing up there.

395
00:26:34,540 --> 00:26:37,941
You can't go into the unit. Police orders.

396
00:26:46,618 --> 00:26:49,143
Do you have somebody you can call?

397
00:26:49,221 --> 00:26:51,348
<i>How embarrassing.</i>

398
00:26:51,423 --> 00:26:54,324
<i>A houseful of condiments and no food.</i>

399
00:27:03,769 --> 00:27:07,535
<i>The police later told me</i>
<i>the pilot light might have gone out</i>

400
00:27:08,540 --> 00:27:11,509
<i>letting out just a little bit of gas.</i>

401
00:27:11,577 --> 00:27:13,841
<i>That gas could have filled the condo.</i>

402
00:27:13,946 --> 00:27:17,438
<i>1700 square feet with high ceilings</i>
<i>for days and days.</i>

403
00:27:25,657 --> 00:27:29,423
<i>Then the refrigerator's compressor</i>
<i>could have clicked on.</i>

404
00:27:30,529 --> 00:27:32,588
<i>Yeah?</i>

405
00:27:35,734 --> 00:27:37,793
<i>I can hear you breathing...</i>

406
00:27:46,445 --> 00:27:50,381
<i>If you ask me now,</i>
<i>I couldn't tell you why I called him.</i>

407
00:28:33,625 --> 00:28:35,855
- Hello?
- <i>Who's this?</i>

408
00:28:38,096 --> 00:28:40,189
- Tyler?
- <i>Who is this?</i>

409
00:28:41,733 --> 00:28:43,928
We met... We met on the airplane.

410
00:28:44,036 --> 00:28:46,266
We had the same suitcase?

411
00:28:46,338 --> 00:28:48,431
The clever guy?

412
00:28:48,507 --> 00:28:50,873
<i>Oh, yeah. Right.</i>

413
00:28:52,878 --> 00:28:55,506
I called a second ago. There was no answer.

414
00:28:55,614 --> 00:28:59,812
- I'm at a payphone.
- <i>Yeah, I *69'd you. I never pick up my phone.</i>

415
00:29:02,554 --> 00:29:04,647
<i>So what's up?</i>

416
00:29:05,323 --> 00:29:07,348
Well.

417
00:29:07,459 --> 00:29:09,518
You're not gonna believe this.

418
00:29:11,663 --> 00:29:13,893
You know, it could be worse.

419
00:29:13,965 --> 00:29:17,731
A woman could cut off your penis
while you sleep and toss it out of a car.

420
00:29:18,570 --> 00:29:21,869
There's always that. I don't know.

421
00:29:21,940 --> 00:29:25,068
When you buy furniture,
you tell yourself, that's it.

422
00:29:25,143 --> 00:29:27,236
That's the last sofa I'll need.

423
00:29:27,312 --> 00:29:30,110
Whatever happens,
that sofa problem is handled.

424
00:29:30,182 --> 00:29:33,640
I had it all.
I had a stereo that was very decent.

425
00:29:33,752 --> 00:29:37,279
A wardrobe that was getting very respectable.

426
00:29:37,355 --> 00:29:39,516
I was close to being complete.

427
00:29:39,591 --> 00:29:42,151
- Shit, man. Now it's all gone.
- All gone.

428
00:29:42,260 --> 00:29:44,990
All gone.

429
00:29:46,264 --> 00:29:48,289
Do you know what a duvet is?

430
00:29:48,366 --> 00:29:51,267
- A comforter.
- It's a blanket.

431
00:29:51,336 --> 00:29:55,329
Just a blanket. Why do guys
like you and I know what a duvet is?

432
00:29:55,407 --> 00:29:59,571
Is this essential to our survival
in the hunter-gatherer sense?

433
00:29:59,678 --> 00:30:01,305
No.

434
00:30:01,379 --> 00:30:03,370
What are we, then?

435
00:30:03,482 --> 00:30:06,076
I dunno. Consumers.

436
00:30:06,151 --> 00:30:08,210
Right. We're consumers.

437
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:11,585
We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession.

438
00:30:11,690 --> 00:30:15,592
Murder, crime, poverty.
These things don't concern me.

439
00:30:15,694 --> 00:30:19,130
What concerns me are celebrity magazines,

440
00:30:19,197 --> 00:30:21,290
television with 500 channels,

441
00:30:21,366 --> 00:30:24,028
some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine.

442
00:30:24,136 --> 00:30:26,195
Viagra. Olestra.

443
00:30:26,304 --> 00:30:29,137
- Martha Stewart.
- Fuck Martha Stewart.

444
00:30:29,207 --> 00:30:32,699
She's polishing the brass on the Titanic.
It's all going down.

445
00:30:32,811 --> 00:30:36,542
So fuck off with your sofa units
and Strinne green stripe patterns.

446
00:30:36,615 --> 00:30:39,948
I say never be complete.

447
00:30:40,018 --> 00:30:42,043
I say stop being perfect.

448
00:30:42,154 --> 00:30:44,179
I say let's evolve.

449
00:30:44,256 --> 00:30:46,554
Let the chips fall where they may.

450
00:30:48,727 --> 00:30:50,820
But that's me, and I could be wrong.

451
00:30:50,929 --> 00:30:52,988
Maybe it's a terrible tragedy.

452
00:30:53,064 --> 00:30:55,555
It's just stuff. Not a tragedy...

453
00:30:55,634 --> 00:30:59,400
You did lose a lot of versatile solutions
for modern living.

454
00:30:59,471 --> 00:31:02,065
Fuck, you're right. I don't smoke.

455
00:31:05,443 --> 00:31:09,209
My insurance is probably gonna cover it, so...

456
00:31:11,650 --> 00:31:13,777
What?

457
00:31:13,885 --> 00:31:17,013
The things you own end up owning you.

458
00:31:20,358 --> 00:31:22,417
Do what you like, man.

459
00:31:23,161 --> 00:31:25,595
Oh, it's late.

460
00:31:25,664 --> 00:31:28,394
- Hey, thanks for the beer.
- Yeah, man.

461
00:31:28,466 --> 00:31:30,559
I should find a hotel.

462
00:31:31,303 --> 00:31:33,396
What?

463
00:31:33,471 --> 00:31:35,098
What?

464
00:31:35,207 --> 00:31:37,266
- A hotel?
- Yeah.

465
00:31:37,375 --> 00:31:40,435
- Just ask, man.
- What are you talking about?

466
00:31:40,512 --> 00:31:44,278
Oh, God. Three pitchers of beer
and you still can't ask.

467
00:31:45,283 --> 00:31:46,910
What?

468
00:31:47,018 --> 00:31:49,646
You called me
because you needed a place to stay.

469
00:31:49,721 --> 00:31:53,179
- Oh, hey. No, no, no.
- Yes, you did. So just ask.

470
00:31:53,258 --> 00:31:55,818
Cut the foreplay and just ask, man.

471
00:31:57,629 --> 00:31:59,893
Would... Would that be a problem?

472
00:31:59,998 --> 00:32:02,057
Is it a problem for you to ask?

473
00:32:03,068 --> 00:32:05,298
- Can I stay at your place?
- Yeah.

474
00:32:06,671 --> 00:32:08,730
Thanks.

475
00:32:12,911 --> 00:32:15,903
- I want you to do me a favor.
- Yeah, sure.

476
00:32:16,014 --> 00:32:18,414
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

477
00:32:18,483 --> 00:32:20,451
What?

478
00:32:20,518 --> 00:32:24,352
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

479
00:32:24,456 --> 00:32:27,357
<i>Let me tell you a little bit about Tyler Durden.</i>

480
00:32:27,559 --> 00:32:29,925
<i>Tyler was a night person.</i>

481
00:32:30,028 --> 00:32:32,258
While the rest of us slept, he worked.

482
00:32:32,330 --> 00:32:35,493
He had one part-time job as a projectionist.

483
00:32:35,567 --> 00:32:38,559
A movie doesn't come all on one big reel.
It comes on a few.

484
00:32:38,670 --> 00:32:42,367
Someone has to switch the projectors
at the exact moment

485
00:32:42,474 --> 00:32:45,705
that one reel ends and the next one begins.

486
00:32:45,777 --> 00:32:49,713
You can see little dots come into
the upper right corner of the screen.

487
00:32:49,781 --> 00:32:52,511
In the industry, we call them cigarette burns.

488
00:32:52,584 --> 00:32:54,677
That's the cue for a changeover.

489
00:32:54,753 --> 00:32:59,520
He flips the projectors, movie keeps
going and the audience has no idea.

490
00:32:59,591 --> 00:33:01,855
Why would anyone want this shitjob?

491
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:05,123
Because it affords him
interesting opportunities.

492
00:33:05,196 --> 00:33:08,723
Like splicing a frame of pornography
into family films.

493
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:13,794
So when the snooty cat and the courageous
dog with the celebrity voices first meet,

494
00:33:13,939 --> 00:33:18,137
that's when you'll catch a flash
of Tyler's contribution to the film.

495
00:33:25,016 --> 00:33:27,610
Nobody knows that they saw it but they did.

496
00:33:27,719 --> 00:33:30,279
Nice, big cock.

497
00:33:35,093 --> 00:33:37,823
Even a hummingbird
couldn't catch Tyler at work.

498
00:33:43,168 --> 00:33:48,196
Tyler also works sometimes as a banquet
waiter at the luxurious Pressman hotel.

499
00:33:52,844 --> 00:33:56,905
He was <i>the</i> guerrilla terrorist
of the food service industry.

500
00:33:57,015 --> 00:33:59,313
Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch.

501
00:33:59,384 --> 00:34:03,787
Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque,
he farted on meringues,

502
00:34:03,855 --> 00:34:06,415
and as for the cream of mushroom soup...

503
00:34:06,524 --> 00:34:08,549
Go ahead, tell 'em.

504
00:34:08,626 --> 00:34:10,617
You get the idea.

505
00:34:10,829 --> 00:34:14,060
- You just want me to hit you?
- Come on. Do me this one favor.

506
00:34:14,165 --> 00:34:17,532
- Why?
- I don't know. Never been in a fight. You?

507
00:34:17,602 --> 00:34:21,595
- No. But that's a good thing.
- You can't know yourself if you haven't!

508
00:34:21,673 --> 00:34:24,039
I don't wanna die without any scars.

509
00:34:24,142 --> 00:34:28,408
- Come on. Hit me, before I lose my nerve.
- Oh, God. This is crazy.

510
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,778
So go crazy! Let it rip.

511
00:34:30,849 --> 00:34:33,545
- I don't know about this.
- I don't either.

512
00:34:33,618 --> 00:34:36,678
Who gives a shit? No-one's watching.
What do you care?

513
00:34:36,788 --> 00:34:39,256
This is crazy. You want me to hit you?!

514
00:34:39,357 --> 00:34:41,416
That's right.

515
00:34:41,493 --> 00:34:44,690
- Where? Like, in the face?
- Surprise me.

516
00:34:46,865 --> 00:34:48,958
This is so fucking stupid.

517
00:34:59,844 --> 00:35:02,039
Motherfucker!

518
00:35:02,113 --> 00:35:04,206
He hit me in the ear!

519
00:35:04,282 --> 00:35:07,479
- Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.
- Ow, Christ!

520
00:35:07,585 --> 00:35:09,644
- Why the ear, man?
- I fucked it up.

521
00:35:09,721 --> 00:35:11,450
No, that was perfect.

522
00:35:24,335 --> 00:35:26,462
No, it's all right.

523
00:35:27,305 --> 00:35:29,398
It really hurts.

524
00:35:29,841 --> 00:35:31,900
Right.

525
00:35:32,277 --> 00:35:34,472
Hit me again.

526
00:35:34,546 --> 00:35:36,673
No, you hit me. Come on!

527
00:35:53,631 --> 00:35:56,122
We should do this again sometime.

528
00:36:08,913 --> 00:36:11,143
- Where's your car?
- What car?

529
00:36:21,659 --> 00:36:23,991
<i>I don't know how Tyler found that house</i>

530
00:36:24,129 --> 00:36:26,359
<i>but he said he'd been there for a year.</i>

531
00:36:26,464 --> 00:36:29,331
<i>It looked like it was waiting to be torn down.</i>

532
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:31,800
<i>Most of the windows were boarded up.</i>

533
00:36:31,903 --> 00:36:37,273
<i>There was no lock on the front door from</i>
<i>when the police, or whoever, kicked it in.</i>

534
00:36:37,342 --> 00:36:39,401
<i>The stairs were ready to collapse.</i>

535
00:36:39,511 --> 00:36:42,002
<i>I didn't know if he owned it or was squatting.</i>

536
00:36:42,147 --> 00:36:44,615
<i>Neither would have surprised me.</i>

537
00:36:45,517 --> 00:36:47,576
Yep. That's you.

538
00:36:47,685 --> 00:36:50,279
That's me. That's the toilet. Good?

539
00:36:50,355 --> 00:36:52,414
Yeah, thanks.

540
00:36:52,524 --> 00:36:54,424
<i>What a shithole.</i>

541
00:36:54,526 --> 00:36:56,494
<i>Nothing worked.</i>

542
00:37:00,131 --> 00:37:04,033
<i>Turning on one light meant</i>
<i>another light in the house went out.</i>

543
00:37:04,169 --> 00:37:07,900
<i>There were no neighbors.</i>
<i>Just warehouses and a paper mill.</i>

544
00:37:07,972 --> 00:37:11,965
<i>That fart smell of steam.</i>
<i>The hamster-cage smell of wood chips.</i>

545
00:37:13,745 --> 00:37:16,145
What have we here?

546
00:37:30,929 --> 00:37:33,022
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.

547
00:37:44,008 --> 00:37:47,068
<i>Every time it rained, we had to kill the power.</i>

548
00:37:47,979 --> 00:37:51,380
<i>By the end of the first month,</i>
<i>I didn't miss TV.</i>

549
00:37:52,417 --> 00:37:55,750
<i>I didn't even mind the warm, stale refrigerator.</i>

550
00:38:08,099 --> 00:38:10,226
Can I be next?

551
00:38:14,639 --> 00:38:16,698
All right, man.

552
00:38:16,808 --> 00:38:18,799
Lose the tie.

553
00:38:22,814 --> 00:38:27,217
<i>At night, Tyler and I were alone</i>
<i>for half a mile in every direction.</i>

554
00:38:32,657 --> 00:38:36,593
<i>Rain trickled down through</i>
<i>the plaster and the light fixtures.</i>

555
00:38:36,661 --> 00:38:39,494
<i>Everything wooden swelled and shrank.</i>

556
00:38:39,597 --> 00:38:42,794
<i>Everywhere were rusted nails</i>
<i>to snag your elbow on.</i>

557
00:38:42,867 --> 00:38:45,461
<i>The previous occupant had been a shut-in.</i>

558
00:38:45,536 --> 00:38:47,629
Hey, man. What are you reading?

559
00:38:47,705 --> 00:38:52,074
Listen to this. It's an article written
by an organ in the first person.

560
00:38:52,143 --> 00:38:54,907
"I am Jack's medulla oblongata.
Without me,

561
00:38:55,013 --> 00:38:58,471
Jack could not regulate
his heart rate or breathing."

562
00:38:58,549 --> 00:39:00,642
There's a whole series of these.

563
00:39:00,718 --> 00:39:02,811
"I Am Jill's Nipples."

564
00:39:04,822 --> 00:39:08,815
- "I Am Jack's Colon."
- "I Get Cancer. I Kill Jack."

565
00:39:12,063 --> 00:39:15,863
<i>After fighting, everything else</i>
<i>in life got the volume turned down.</i>

566
00:39:17,869 --> 00:39:19,564
What?

567
00:39:19,671 --> 00:39:23,232
- <i>You could deal with anything.</i>
- Have you finished those reports?

568
00:39:27,879 --> 00:39:30,473
<i>If you could choose,</i>
<i>who would you fight?</i>

569
00:39:30,548 --> 00:39:32,641
I'd fight my boss, probably.

570
00:39:32,717 --> 00:39:34,844
Really?

571
00:39:34,919 --> 00:39:38,286
- Yeah, why? Who would you fight?
- I'd fight my dad.

572
00:39:38,356 --> 00:39:40,449
I don't know my dad.

573
00:39:40,525 --> 00:39:42,459
I mean, I know him, but...

574
00:39:42,527 --> 00:39:44,893
He left when I was like, six years old.

575
00:39:44,962 --> 00:39:47,954
Married this other woman
and had some other kids.

576
00:39:48,066 --> 00:39:50,125
He did this every six years.

577
00:39:50,268 --> 00:39:54,364
- He changes city and starts a new family.
- Fucker's setting up franchises!

578
00:39:55,173 --> 00:39:57,300
My dad never went to college.

579
00:39:57,375 --> 00:40:01,311
- So it was real important that I go.
- That sounds familiar.

580
00:40:01,379 --> 00:40:05,816
So I graduate. Call him up long-distance
and say, "Dad, now what?"

581
00:40:05,917 --> 00:40:07,908
- He says, "Get ajob."
- Same here.

582
00:40:07,985 --> 00:40:10,681
Now I'm 25. Make my yearly call again.

583
00:40:10,755 --> 00:40:12,746
"Dad, now what?"

584
00:40:12,824 --> 00:40:14,951
He says, "I dunno. Get married."

585
00:40:15,026 --> 00:40:18,518
You can't get married.

586
00:40:19,297 --> 00:40:21,356
I'm a 30-year-old boy.

587
00:40:21,432 --> 00:40:23,923
We're a generation of men raised by women.

588
00:40:24,001 --> 00:40:28,301
I'm wondering if another woman
is really the answer we need.

589
00:40:34,312 --> 00:40:37,509
<i>Most of the week, we were Ozzie and Harriet.</i>

590
00:40:38,383 --> 00:40:41,819
<i>But every Saturday night,</i>
<i>we were finding something out.</i>

591
00:40:43,020 --> 00:40:46,512
<i>We were finding out more and more</i>
<i>that we were not alone.</i>

592
00:40:50,428 --> 00:40:55,058
<i>It used to be that when I came home angry</i>
<i>or depressed, I'd just clean my condo.</i>

593
00:40:55,166 --> 00:40:57,225
<i>Polish my Scandinavian furniture.</i>

594
00:40:57,368 --> 00:41:02,396
<i>I should have been looking for a new condo</i>
<i>or haggling with my insurance company.</i>

595
00:41:02,473 --> 00:41:06,239
<i>I should have been upset</i>
<i>about my nice flaming little shit.</i>

596
00:41:06,377 --> 00:41:08,242
<i>But I wasn't.</i>

597
00:41:08,379 --> 00:41:12,008
The premise of cybernetting an office
is make things more efficient.

598
00:41:12,083 --> 00:41:14,950
<i>Monday mornings,</i>
<i>I just thought about next week.</i>

599
00:41:15,019 --> 00:41:18,045
Can I get the icon in cornflower blue?

600
00:41:18,156 --> 00:41:19,248
Absolutely.

601
00:41:19,390 --> 00:41:22,621
Efficiency is priority No.1, people.

602
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:25,558
Because waste is a thief.

603
00:41:25,630 --> 00:41:28,758
I showed this to my man here.
You liked it, didn't you?

604
00:41:32,437 --> 00:41:36,373
<i>You can swallow a pint of blood</i>
<i>before you get sick.</i>

605
00:41:37,408 --> 00:41:39,638
<i>It was right in everyone's face.</i>

606
00:41:39,710 --> 00:41:41,871
<i>Tyler and I just made it visible.</i>

607
00:41:41,979 --> 00:41:44,413
<i>It was on the tip of everyone's tongue.</i>

608
00:41:44,482 --> 00:41:46,575
<i>Tyler and I just gave it a name.</i>

609
00:41:57,795 --> 00:41:59,854
Come on, you've gotta go home!

610
00:42:22,086 --> 00:42:24,418
Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back.

611
00:42:45,309 --> 00:42:49,040
<i>Every week,</i>
<i>Tyler gave the rules that he and I decided.</i>

612
00:42:49,113 --> 00:42:51,172
Gentlemen!

613
00:42:51,949 --> 00:42:54,042
Welcome to Fight Club.

614
00:42:56,153 --> 00:42:58,314
The first rule of Fight Club is

615
00:42:58,456 --> 00:43:00,788
you do not talk about Fight Club.

616
00:43:00,892 --> 00:43:03,486
The second rule of Fight Club is

617
00:43:03,895 --> 00:43:07,331
you do not talk about Fight Club!

618
00:43:07,465 --> 00:43:09,729
Third rule of Fight Club.

619
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:12,598
Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out,

620
00:43:12,703 --> 00:43:15,467
the fight is over. Fourth rule.

621
00:43:15,540 --> 00:43:17,872
Only two guys to a fight.

622
00:43:17,942 --> 00:43:19,807
Fifth rule.

623
00:43:19,911 --> 00:43:22,573
One fight at a time, fellas.

624
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:25,148
Sixth rule. No shirts. No shoes.

625
00:43:25,216 --> 00:43:29,152
Seventh rule.
Fights will go on as long as they have to.

626
00:43:30,988 --> 00:43:33,582
And the eighth and final rule.

627
00:43:34,725 --> 00:43:37,922
If this is your first night at Fight Club

628
00:43:37,995 --> 00:43:40,088
you have to fight.

629
00:43:44,135 --> 00:43:46,194
<i>This kid from work, Ricky,</i>

630
00:43:46,304 --> 00:43:50,798
<i>couldn't remember whether</i>
<i>you ordered pens with blue ink or black.</i>

631
00:43:50,908 --> 00:43:53,308
<i>But Ricky was a god for ten minutes</i>

632
00:43:53,377 --> 00:43:56,744
<i>when he trounced</i>
<i>the maitre d' of a local food court.</i>

633
00:43:58,616 --> 00:44:03,952
<i>Sometimes, all you could hear were the flat,</i>
<i>hard, packing sounds over the yelling.</i>

634
00:44:07,725 --> 00:44:10,751
<i>Or the wet choke</i>
<i>when someone gasped and sprayed...</i>

635
00:44:10,828 --> 00:44:12,853
Stop!

636
00:44:12,964 --> 00:44:15,831
<i>You weren't alive anywhere</i>
<i>like you were there.</i>

637
00:44:15,933 --> 00:44:20,734
<i>But Fight Club only exists in the hours</i>
<i>between when Fight Club starts and ends.</i>

638
00:44:21,238 --> 00:44:24,264
<i>Even if I could tell someone</i>
<i>they had a good fight,</i>

639
00:44:24,375 --> 00:44:26,673
<i>I wouldn't be talking to the same man.</i>

640
00:44:26,777 --> 00:44:30,076
<i>Who you were in Fight Club</i>
<i>is not who you were outside of it.</i>

641
00:44:30,181 --> 00:44:35,209
<i>A guy came to Fight Club for the first time.</i>
<i>His ass was a wad of cookie dough.</i>

642
00:44:35,286 --> 00:44:38,153
<i>After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.</i>

643
00:44:38,990 --> 00:44:42,187
If you could fight any celebrity,
who would you fight?

644
00:44:42,259 --> 00:44:45,387
- Alive or dead?
- Doesn't matter. Who'd be tough?

645
00:44:46,297 --> 00:44:49,425
Hemingway. You?

646
00:44:50,067 --> 00:44:53,230
Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner.

647
00:44:54,271 --> 00:44:57,502
<i>We all started seeing things differently.</i>

648
00:44:58,776 --> 00:45:02,109
<i>Everywhere we went,</i>
<i>we were sizing things up.</i>

649
00:45:05,449 --> 00:45:08,612
<i>I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms,</i>

650
00:45:08,686 --> 00:45:12,782
<i>trying to look like how Calvin Klein</i>
<i>or Tommy Hilfiger said they should.</i>

651
00:45:12,857 --> 00:45:14,984
Is that what a man looks like?

652
00:45:15,893 --> 00:45:18,726
Oh, self-improvement is masturbation.

653
00:45:18,829 --> 00:45:20,888
Now, self-destruction...

654
00:45:20,998 --> 00:45:22,989
Excuse me.

655
00:45:57,635 --> 00:46:00,832
<i>Fight Club wasn't about winning or losing.</i>

656
00:46:00,905 --> 00:46:02,964
<i>It wasn't about words.</i>

657
00:46:04,909 --> 00:46:08,367
<i>The hysterical shouting was in tongues</i>

658
00:46:08,479 --> 00:46:10,447
<i>like at a Pentecostal Church.</i>

659
00:46:14,985 --> 00:46:17,078
- Is that it?
- Stop!

660
00:46:17,154 --> 00:46:20,055
<i>When the fight was over, nothing was solved.</i>

661
00:46:20,124 --> 00:46:22,058
<i>But nothing mattered.</i>

662
00:46:22,126 --> 00:46:24,924
Cool.

663
00:46:24,995 --> 00:46:27,793
<i>Afterwards, we all felt saved.</i>

664
00:46:28,733 --> 00:46:30,997
Hey, man. How about next week?

665
00:46:31,102 --> 00:46:33,161
How about next month?!

666
00:46:33,270 --> 00:46:35,329
Irvine, you're in the middle.

667
00:46:35,406 --> 00:46:37,465
New guy, you too.

668
00:46:39,210 --> 00:46:41,371
<i>Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me.</i>

669
00:46:41,479 --> 00:46:43,572
He fell down some stairs.

670
00:46:44,215 --> 00:46:46,308
I fell down some stairs.

671
00:46:48,152 --> 00:46:52,816
<i>Fight Club became the reason to cut</i>
<i>your hair short or trim your fingernails.</i>

672
00:46:52,923 --> 00:46:55,391
OK. Any historical figure.

673
00:46:55,493 --> 00:46:57,358
I'd fight Gandhi.

674
00:46:57,995 --> 00:46:59,826
Good answer.

675
00:46:59,930 --> 00:47:02,160
- How about you?
- Lincoln.

676
00:47:02,233 --> 00:47:04,827
Lincoln?

677
00:47:04,935 --> 00:47:08,530
Big guy, big reach.
Skinny guys fight till they're burger.

678
00:47:09,406 --> 00:47:11,499
Fuck!

679
00:47:12,710 --> 00:47:15,372
Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.

680
00:47:24,455 --> 00:47:25,854
Hello?

681
00:47:25,956 --> 00:47:28,356
<i>Where have you been the last eight weeks?</i>

682
00:47:28,425 --> 00:47:29,756
<i>Marla?</i>

683
00:47:32,730 --> 00:47:35,858
- How did you find me?
- <i>You left a forwarding number.</i>

684
00:47:35,966 --> 00:47:38,958
I haven't seen you at any support groups.

685
00:47:39,036 --> 00:47:42,233
<i>We split 'em up.</i>
<i>That was the idea. Remember?</i>

686
00:47:42,339 --> 00:47:45,172
Yeah, but you haven't been going to yours.

687
00:47:45,242 --> 00:47:48,769
- How do you know?
- I cheated.

688
00:47:48,846 --> 00:47:50,677
I found a new one.

689
00:47:51,215 --> 00:47:53,479
- Really?
- It's for men only.

690
00:47:53,584 --> 00:47:55,176
Like the testicle thing?

691
00:47:58,956 --> 00:48:00,981
Look, this is a bad time.

692
00:48:01,058 --> 00:48:03,492
I've been going to Debtors Anonymous.

693
00:48:03,594 --> 00:48:07,155
- <i>They're really fucked-up people...</i>
- I'm on my way out.

694
00:48:07,231 --> 00:48:09,597
Me too. I've got a stomach full of Xanax.

695
00:48:09,700 --> 00:48:11,998
I took what was left of a bottle.

696
00:48:12,069 --> 00:48:14,162
It might have been too much.

697
00:48:14,238 --> 00:48:17,867
<i>Picture Marla Singer throw herself</i>
<i>around her crummy apartment.</i>

698
00:48:18,008 --> 00:48:22,468
This isn't a for-real suicide thing.
This is probably a cry-for-help thing.

699
00:48:22,580 --> 00:48:25,481
So you're staying in tonight, then?

700
00:48:25,583 --> 00:48:28,416
Do you wanna wait
and hear me describe death?

701
00:48:28,485 --> 00:48:33,013
<i>Do you wanna listen</i>
<i>and see if my spirit can use a phone?</i>

702
00:48:35,259 --> 00:48:37,921
<i>Have you ever heard a death rattle before?</i>

703
00:49:04,221 --> 00:49:09,056
<i>Tyler's door was closed. I'd been here for</i>
<i>two months and his door was never closed.</i>

704
00:49:14,064 --> 00:49:17,124
You won't believe this dream
I had last night.

705
00:49:17,234 --> 00:49:20,499
I can hardly believe anything about last night.

706
00:49:30,314 --> 00:49:32,282
What are you doing here?

707
00:49:34,985 --> 00:49:37,078
What?

708
00:49:37,154 --> 00:49:39,588
This is my house.
What are you doing here?

709
00:49:41,992 --> 00:49:43,983
Fuck you!

710
00:49:58,609 --> 00:50:01,976
Oh, you've got some fucked-up friends!

711
00:50:02,079 --> 00:50:04,070
Limber, though.

712
00:50:04,148 --> 00:50:06,139
Silly cooze.

713
00:50:07,217 --> 00:50:09,947
I come in last night. Phone's off the hook.

714
00:50:10,020 --> 00:50:12,113
Guess who's on the other end?

715
00:50:12,189 --> 00:50:14,384
<i>I knew the story before he told me.</i>

716
00:50:16,694 --> 00:50:20,289
<i>Have you ever heard a death rattle before?</i>

717
00:50:20,364 --> 00:50:23,197
Do you think it'll live up to its name?

718
00:50:23,300 --> 00:50:26,895
<i>Or will it just be a death hairball?</i>

719
00:50:30,307 --> 00:50:34,300
<i>Prepare to evacuate soul.</i>

720
00:50:34,378 --> 00:50:36,005
<i>Ten,</i>

721
00:50:36,113 --> 00:50:38,911
<i>nine,... eight...</i>

722
00:50:38,983 --> 00:50:41,213
<i>How could Tyler, of all people,</i>

723
00:50:41,318 --> 00:50:45,186
<i>think it was a bad thing</i>
<i>that Marla Singer was about to die?</i>

724
00:50:45,255 --> 00:50:46,916
<i>Five,</i>

725
00:50:46,991 --> 00:50:48,583
<i>four...</i>

726
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:51,419
Hang on.

727
00:50:56,867 --> 00:50:59,199
You got here fast.

728
00:51:00,738 --> 00:51:02,831
Did I call you?

729
00:51:13,550 --> 00:51:16,644
The mattress is all sealed in slippery plastic.

730
00:51:19,890 --> 00:51:22,290
Oh, don't worry. It's not a threat to you.

731
00:51:25,095 --> 00:51:26,995
Oh, fuck!

732
00:51:27,064 --> 00:51:29,157
Somebody called the cops.

733
00:51:41,078 --> 00:51:44,570
- Hey, where's 513?
- End of the hall.

734
00:51:45,382 --> 00:51:49,250
The girl who lives there
used to be a charming, lovely girl.

735
00:51:49,319 --> 00:51:51,480
She has lost faith in herself.

736
00:51:51,588 --> 00:51:54,421
- Miss Singer, let us help you!
- She's a monster!

737
00:51:54,491 --> 00:51:58,621
- You have every reason to live.
- She's infectious human waste!

738
00:51:58,695 --> 00:52:02,495
- Miss Singer!
- Good luck trying to save her!

739
00:52:07,304 --> 00:52:09,499
If I fall asleep,

740
00:52:09,606 --> 00:52:11,870
I'm done for.

741
00:52:13,844 --> 00:52:16,039
You're gonna have to keep me up

742
00:52:16,113 --> 00:52:18,206
all night.

743
00:52:18,282 --> 00:52:20,614
Un-fucking-believable.

744
00:52:20,684 --> 00:52:22,879
<i>He was obviously able to handle it.</i>

745
00:52:22,953 --> 00:52:26,650
- You know what I mean, you fucked her.
- No, I didn't.

746
00:52:26,723 --> 00:52:28,850
- Never?
- No.

747
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:31,887
You're not into her, are you?

748
00:52:31,962 --> 00:52:34,055
No! God, not at all.

749
00:52:34,131 --> 00:52:36,725
<i>I am Jack's raging bile duct.</i>

750
00:52:36,867 --> 00:52:38,767
Are you sure? You can tell me.

751
00:52:38,902 --> 00:52:40,733
Believe me, I'm sure.

752
00:52:40,871 --> 00:52:44,136
- <i>Put a gun to my head and spray my brains.</i>
- That's good.

753
00:52:44,241 --> 00:52:46,971
She's a predator posing as a house pet.
Stay away.

754
00:52:48,946 --> 00:52:52,575
The shit that came out of
this woman's mouth, I had never heard!

755
00:52:52,683 --> 00:52:54,344
My God.

756
00:52:54,451 --> 00:52:57,784
I haven't been fucked like that
since grade school.

757
00:52:57,921 --> 00:53:00,355
<i>How could Tyler not go for that?</i>

758
00:53:00,457 --> 00:53:03,984
<i>The other night,</i>
<i>he was splicing sex organs into</i> Cinderella.

759
00:53:04,094 --> 00:53:06,892
Marla doesn't need a lover,
just a caseworker.

760
00:53:06,964 --> 00:53:09,558
Or a wash.
This isn't love, it's sport fucking.

761
00:53:09,666 --> 00:53:12,533
<i>She invaded my support groups</i>
<i>and now my home.</i>

762
00:53:12,603 --> 00:53:14,696
Hey, hey. Sit down.

763
00:53:18,775 --> 00:53:22,211
Now, listen.
I can't have you talking to her about me.

764
00:53:22,312 --> 00:53:24,143
Why would I...

765
00:53:24,214 --> 00:53:29,584
Say anything about me or what goes on
in this house to her or anybody,... we're done.

766
00:53:29,686 --> 00:53:32,348
- Now promise me. You promise?
- OK.

767
00:53:32,422 --> 00:53:34,549
- Yeah, I promise.
- Promise?

768
00:53:34,625 --> 00:53:38,026
- I just said, I promise! What...
- That's three times you promised.

769
00:53:39,530 --> 00:53:43,523
<i>If only I had wasted a few minutes</i>
<i>and gone to watch Marla Singer die,</i>

770
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:45,693
<i>none of this would have happened.</i>

771
00:53:50,607 --> 00:53:53,542
Harder, yes! Oh, harder, harder!

772
00:54:00,150 --> 00:54:02,618
<i>I could have moved to another room.</i>

773
00:54:03,754 --> 00:54:07,588
<i>On the third floor</i>
<i>where I might not have heard them.</i>

774
00:54:07,658 --> 00:54:09,751
<i>But I didn't.</i>

775
00:54:33,984 --> 00:54:38,080
- What are you doing?
- Just going to bed.

776
00:54:38,188 --> 00:54:40,247
Wanna finish her off?

777
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:46,687
- No. No, thank you.
- I've found a cigarette.

778
00:54:46,797 --> 00:54:50,164
- Who were you talking to?
- Shut up.

779
00:54:50,234 --> 00:54:53,499
<i>I became the calm little center of the world.</i>

780
00:54:54,171 --> 00:54:56,230
<i>I was the Zen master.</i>

781
00:55:01,378 --> 00:55:03,369
<i>I wrote little</i> haiku <i>poems.</i>

782
00:55:04,014 --> 00:55:06,312
<i>I e-mailed them to everyone.</i>

783
00:55:06,416 --> 00:55:08,509
Is that your blood?

784
00:55:10,220 --> 00:55:12,279
Some of it, yeah.

785
00:55:12,389 --> 00:55:15,051
You can't smoke in here.

786
00:55:15,125 --> 00:55:17,218
Take the rest of the day off.

787
00:55:17,294 --> 00:55:19,819
Come back Monday with some clean clothes.

788
00:55:19,896 --> 00:55:22,023
Get yourself together.

789
00:55:22,399 --> 00:55:24,731
<i>I got right in everyone's hostile face.</i>

790
00:55:24,835 --> 00:55:27,326
<i>"Yes, these are bruises from fighting."</i>

791
00:55:27,437 --> 00:55:29,496
<i>"Yes, I'm comfortable with that."</i>

792
00:55:29,606 --> 00:55:31,471
<i>"I am enlightened."</i>

793
00:55:33,410 --> 00:55:38,541
<i>You give up the condo life, give up</i>
<i>all your flaming worldly possessions,</i>

794
00:55:38,649 --> 00:55:41,709
<i>move to a dilapidated house</i>
<i>in a toxic waste area,</i>

795
00:55:41,818 --> 00:55:45,686
<i>and you have to come home to this.</i>

796
00:55:56,333 --> 00:55:59,734
- Hello.
- <i>This is Detective Stern with the Arson Unit.</i>

797
00:55:59,836 --> 00:56:04,068
<i>We have some new information about</i>
<i>the incident at your former condo.</i>

798
00:56:04,141 --> 00:56:05,438
Yes.

799
00:56:05,509 --> 00:56:10,446
I don't know if you're aware, but someone
sprayed Freon into your front-door lock.

800
00:56:10,514 --> 00:56:13,176
<i>They used a chisel to shatter the cylinder.</i>

801
00:56:13,283 --> 00:56:15,274
No, I wasn't aware of that.

802
00:56:15,352 --> 00:56:17,343
<i>I am Jack's cold sweat.</i>

803
00:56:17,454 --> 00:56:19,718
Does this sound strange to you?

804
00:56:19,790 --> 00:56:22,657
<i>Yes, sir, strange. Very strange.</i>

805
00:56:22,726 --> 00:56:24,751
- <i>The dynamite</i>
- Dynamite?

806
00:56:24,861 --> 00:56:27,955
left a residue
of ammonium oxalate potassium perchloride.

807
00:56:28,098 --> 00:56:31,534
- <i>Do you know what this means?</i>
- No, what does it mean?

808
00:56:31,601 --> 00:56:33,535
It means it was home-made.

809
00:56:33,603 --> 00:56:37,869
I'm sorry. This is just coming
as quite a shock to me, sir.

810
00:56:37,941 --> 00:56:43,504
Whoever set this dynamite could have blown
out your pilot light days before the explosion.

811
00:56:43,580 --> 00:56:46,674
- <i>The gas was just a detonator.</i>
- Who would go and do that?

812
00:56:46,750 --> 00:56:48,809
- <i>I'll ask the questions.</i>
- Tell him.

813
00:56:48,952 --> 00:56:53,355
Tell him the liberator who destroyed
my property realigned my perceptions.

814
00:56:53,423 --> 00:56:55,516
<i>Excuse me. Are you there?</i>

815
00:56:55,592 --> 00:56:58,527
I am listening.
It's hard to know what to make of this.

816
00:56:58,595 --> 00:57:03,089
Have you recently made enemies who might
have access to home-made dynamite?

817
00:57:03,166 --> 00:57:05,430
- Enemies?
- Reject civilization,

818
00:57:05,535 --> 00:57:07,594
especially material possessions.

819
00:57:07,704 --> 00:57:10,571
- <i>Son, this is serious.</i>
- Yes, I know it's serious.

820
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:13,234
- <i>I mean that.</i>
- Yes, it's very serious.

821
00:57:13,343 --> 00:57:16,176
Look, nobody takes this
more seriously than me.

822
00:57:16,246 --> 00:57:18,976
That condo was my life. OK?

823
00:57:19,116 --> 00:57:22,608
I loved every stick of furniture in that place.

824
00:57:22,719 --> 00:57:25,745
<i>That was not just a bunch of stuff</i>
<i>that got destroyed.</i>

825
00:57:25,822 --> 00:57:28,723
- It was me!
- <i>I'd like to thank the Academy.</i>

826
00:57:28,792 --> 00:57:32,819
- <i>Is this not a good time for you?</i>
- Just tell him you fucking did it!

827
00:57:32,929 --> 00:57:36,797
Tell him you blew it all up!
That's what he wants to hear.

828
00:57:36,867 --> 00:57:41,770
- <i>Are you still there?</i>
- Wait. Are you saying that I'm a suspect?

829
00:57:41,838 --> 00:57:45,831
No. I may need to talk to you, so you
let me know if you're gonna leave town.

830
00:57:45,942 --> 00:57:48,342
- <i>OK?</i>
- OK.

831
00:57:51,014 --> 00:57:55,644
<i>Except for their humping,</i>
<i>Tyler and Marla were never in the same room.</i>

832
00:57:55,752 --> 00:57:58,812
<i>My parents pulled this exact same act</i>
<i>for years.</i>

833
00:57:58,889 --> 00:58:02,655
The condom is the glass slipper
of our generation.

834
00:58:02,759 --> 00:58:05,660
You slip one on when you meet a stranger.

835
00:58:05,762 --> 00:58:07,821
You... dance all night.

836
00:58:07,898 --> 00:58:09,991
Then you throw it away.

837
00:58:10,233 --> 00:58:12,861
The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.

838
00:58:14,404 --> 00:58:15,871
What?

839
00:58:20,710 --> 00:58:23,508
I got this dress at a thrift store for $1.

840
00:58:23,613 --> 00:58:25,478
It was worth every penny.

841
00:58:25,582 --> 00:58:27,641
It's a bridesmaid's dress.

842
00:58:28,618 --> 00:58:31,815
Someone loved it intensely

843
00:58:31,888 --> 00:58:33,913
for one day.

844
00:58:34,024 --> 00:58:36,117
Then tossed it.

845
00:58:37,994 --> 00:58:40,053
Like a Christmas tree.

846
00:58:40,197 --> 00:58:42,290
So special.

847
00:58:42,399 --> 00:58:43,832
Then

848
00:58:43,900 --> 00:58:45,697
bam!

849
00:58:45,802 --> 00:58:47,861
It's on the side of the road.

850
00:58:48,438 --> 00:58:50,531
Tinsel still clinging to it.

851
00:58:52,609 --> 00:58:54,668
Like a sex crime victim.

852
00:58:54,744 --> 00:58:56,837
Underwear inside out.

853
00:58:57,514 --> 00:59:01,348
- Bound with electrical tape.
- Well then, it suits you.

854
00:59:01,451 --> 00:59:04,147
You can borrow it sometime.

855
00:59:11,161 --> 00:59:13,254
Get rid of her.

856
00:59:14,030 --> 00:59:16,931
- What? <i>You</i> get rid of her!
- Don't mention me.

857
00:59:17,033 --> 00:59:21,231
<i>I am six years old again,</i>
<i>passing messages between parents.</i>

858
00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:26,835
- I really think it's time you left.
- Don't worry, I'm leaving.

859
00:59:26,910 --> 00:59:31,540
- Not that we don't love your visits.
- You are such a nutcase. I can't keep up.

860
00:59:33,717 --> 00:59:36,584
Gotta get off

861
00:59:36,686 --> 00:59:37,948
Thanks. Bye.

862
00:59:38,054 --> 00:59:43,993
Gotta get off of this merry-go-round

863
00:59:44,761 --> 00:59:48,595
Gonna get, need to get...

864
00:59:48,698 --> 00:59:50,723
Gotta get...

865
00:59:52,936 --> 00:59:54,369
You kids!

866
00:59:56,373 --> 00:59:58,864
Why do you still waste time with her?

867
00:59:58,942 --> 01:00:01,274
I'll say this about Marla.

868
01:00:01,344 --> 01:00:03,608
At least <i>she's</i> trying to hit bottom.

869
01:00:03,713 --> 01:00:05,010
And I'm not?

870
01:00:05,115 --> 01:00:07,948
Feathers up your butt
do not make you a chicken.

871
01:00:08,018 --> 01:00:10,111
What are we doing tonight?

872
01:00:10,787 --> 01:00:13,017
Tonight... we make soap.

873
01:00:13,990 --> 01:00:15,116
Really?

874
01:00:15,225 --> 01:00:18,058
To make soap, first we render fat.

875
01:00:36,947 --> 01:00:39,177
The salt balance has to be just right

876
01:00:39,316 --> 01:00:41,807
so the best fat for soap comes from humans.

877
01:00:42,619 --> 01:00:45,713
- Wait, what is this place?
- A liposuction clinic.

878
01:00:53,797 --> 01:00:55,822
Pay dirt!

879
01:00:55,932 --> 01:00:59,766
Richest, creamiest fat in the world.
Fat of the land!

880
01:01:05,375 --> 01:01:08,936
No! Don't pull it, don't pull it!

881
01:01:13,550 --> 01:01:15,814
- Oh, God!
- Give me another one.

882
01:01:21,958 --> 01:01:25,416
As the fat renders,
the tallows float to the surface.

883
01:01:25,495 --> 01:01:27,588
Like in Boy Scouts.

884
01:01:27,664 --> 01:01:31,464
- It's hard to imagine you as a Boy Scout.
- Keep stirring.

885
01:01:33,803 --> 01:01:37,364
Once the tallow hardens,
you skim off a layer of glycerin.

886
01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:39,840
Add nitric acid, you've got nitroglycerin.

887
01:01:39,909 --> 01:01:43,777
Then add sodium nitrate and sawdust,
you've got dynamite.

888
01:01:43,847 --> 01:01:47,681
Yeah, with enough soap,
one could blow up just about anything.

889
01:01:47,784 --> 01:01:49,843
<i>Tyler was full of useful information.</i>

890
01:01:49,919 --> 01:01:53,878
People found clothes got cleaner
when washed at a certain point in the river.

891
01:01:53,990 --> 01:01:56,015
- You know why?
- No.

892
01:01:58,862 --> 01:02:02,662
Human sacrifices were once made
on the hills above this river.

893
01:02:02,732 --> 01:02:05,929
Bodies burnt.
Water permeated the ashes to create lye.

894
01:02:06,036 --> 01:02:08,470
This is lye. The crucial ingredient.

895
01:02:08,538 --> 01:02:13,339
Once it mixed with the melted body fat,
a white soapy discharge crept into the river.

896
01:02:13,443 --> 01:02:15,502
May I see your hand, please?

897
01:02:20,884 --> 01:02:24,115
What is this?

898
01:02:24,220 --> 01:02:26,814
This is a chemical burn.

899
01:02:26,890 --> 01:02:30,417
It will hurt more than any burn
and it will leave a scar.

900
01:02:30,493 --> 01:02:33,121
<i>Meditation worked for cancer,</i>
<i>it could work now.</i>

901
01:02:33,930 --> 01:02:36,694
- Don't shut the pain out.
- Oh, God!

902
01:02:37,500 --> 01:02:41,937
The first soap was made from heroes' ashes,
like the first monkey shot into space.

903
01:02:42,038 --> 01:02:45,030
Without pain or sacrifice,
we would have nothing.

904
01:02:45,108 --> 01:02:48,043
<i>I tried not to think</i>
<i>of the word</i> searing <i>of flesh.</i>

905
01:02:48,111 --> 01:02:51,274
Stop it!
This is your pain, this is your burning hand.

906
01:02:51,381 --> 01:02:54,043
I'm going to my cave
to find my power animal.

907
01:02:54,117 --> 01:02:58,144
No! Don't deal with this
the way those dead people do! Come on!

908
01:02:58,254 --> 01:03:02,247
- I get the point!
- No! You're feeling premature enlightenment.

909
01:03:05,061 --> 01:03:09,122
It's the greatest moment of your life,
and you're off somewhere else!

910
01:03:09,199 --> 01:03:10,723
I am not!

911
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:13,792
Shut up!
Our fathers were our models for God.

912
01:03:13,903 --> 01:03:17,066
If our fathers bailed,
what does that tell you about God?

913
01:03:18,074 --> 01:03:23,307
Listen to me. You have to consider
the possibility that God does not like you.

914
01:03:23,413 --> 01:03:27,509
He never wanted you.
In all probability, He hates you.

915
01:03:27,584 --> 01:03:31,145
This is not the worst thing that can happen.
We don't need Him!

916
01:03:31,221 --> 01:03:34,190
- I agree!
- Fuck damnation, fuck redemption.

917
01:03:34,290 --> 01:03:36,781
We are God's unwanted children? So be it!

918
01:03:36,893 --> 01:03:41,387
- I'm getting water!
- You can use water and make it worse or...

919
01:03:42,532 --> 01:03:46,024
- Or use vinegar to neutralize the burn.
- Please let me up!

920
01:03:46,136 --> 01:03:48,195
First, you have to give up.

921
01:03:48,304 --> 01:03:51,000
First, you have to know, not fear,

922
01:03:51,107 --> 01:03:54,099
know that some day, you're gonna die.

923
01:03:54,177 --> 01:03:56,407
You don't know how this feels!

924
01:04:00,350 --> 01:04:04,650
It's only after we've lost everything
that we're free to do anything.

925
01:04:06,656 --> 01:04:08,749
OK.

926
01:04:22,005 --> 01:04:24,030
Congratulations.

927
01:04:24,140 --> 01:04:27,041
You're one step closer to hitting the bottom.

928
01:04:30,079 --> 01:04:33,139
<i>Tyler sold his soap</i>
<i>to department stores at $20 a bar.</i>

929
01:04:33,216 --> 01:04:35,207
<i>God knows what they charged.</i>

930
01:04:35,285 --> 01:04:38,550
- This is the best soap.
- Why, thank you, Susan.

931
01:04:38,621 --> 01:04:40,680
<i>It was beautiful.</i>

932
01:04:40,790 --> 01:04:44,658
<i>We were selling rich women</i>
<i>their own fat asses back to them.</i>

933
01:04:45,662 --> 01:04:47,755
<i>He was wearing his yellow tie.</i>

934
01:04:47,831 --> 01:04:50,095
<i>I didn't wear a tie to work any more.</i>

935
01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:53,829
"The first rule of Fight Club
is don't talk about Fight Club."

936
01:04:53,903 --> 01:04:57,464
<i>I'm half-asleep again.</i>
<i>I must have left it in the copy machine.</i>

937
01:04:57,574 --> 01:05:00,042
"The second rule..." Is this yours?

938
01:05:01,911 --> 01:05:05,472
Pretend you're me.
Make a managerial decision.

939
01:05:05,582 --> 01:05:08,016
You find this. What would you do?

940
01:05:12,655 --> 01:05:14,646
Well, I gotta tell you,

941
01:05:14,724 --> 01:05:18,387
I'd be very, very careful
who you talk to about that.

942
01:05:18,494 --> 01:05:21,793
Because the person who wrote that
is dangerous.

943
01:05:21,865 --> 01:05:26,325
And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho
might just snap

944
01:05:26,469 --> 01:05:29,302
and then stalk from office to office

945
01:05:29,405 --> 01:05:34,468
with an Armalite AR10 carbine gas-powered
semiautomatic weapon,

946
01:05:34,544 --> 01:05:39,004
pumping round after round
into colleagues and co-workers.

947
01:05:39,682 --> 01:05:43,049
This might be someone
you've known for years.

948
01:05:43,119 --> 01:05:46,247
Someone very, very close to you.

949
01:05:46,322 --> 01:05:49,723
<i>Tyler's words coming out of my mouth.</i>

950
01:05:50,727 --> 01:05:52,820
<i>And I used to be such a nice guy.</i>

951
01:05:52,896 --> 01:05:56,229
Or maybe you shouldn't bring me
every piece of trash you pick up.

952
01:06:00,069 --> 01:06:03,732
- Compliance and Liability.
- My tit's gonna rot off.

953
01:06:04,674 --> 01:06:07,234
Will you excuse me? I need to take this.

954
01:06:13,516 --> 01:06:17,145
- What do you mean?
- I need you to check for a lump in my breast.

955
01:06:17,253 --> 01:06:21,189
- Go to a hospital.
- I can't afford to waste money on a doctor.

956
01:06:22,158 --> 01:06:24,353
I don't know about this, Marla.

957
01:06:24,460 --> 01:06:26,155
Please.

958
01:06:26,262 --> 01:06:30,255
<i>She didn't call Tyler. I'm neutral in her book.</i>

959
01:06:32,302 --> 01:06:36,329
That's nice.
Taking food to Mrs Haniver and Mrs Raines.

960
01:06:36,406 --> 01:06:38,533
Where are they, exactly?

961
01:06:38,608 --> 01:06:42,738
Tragically, they're dead.
I'm alive and I'm in poverty. Want any?

962
01:06:42,812 --> 01:06:44,905
- No, no.
- I got one for you.

963
01:06:44,981 --> 01:06:47,074
Thanks for the thought.

964
01:06:48,418 --> 01:06:50,750
What happened to your hand?

965
01:06:50,820 --> 01:06:52,981
Oh, nothing.

966
01:06:53,089 --> 01:06:55,148
Right there?

967
01:06:56,192 --> 01:06:58,888
- Feel anything?
- No.

968
01:06:58,995 --> 01:07:00,986
Well, make sure.

969
01:07:01,097 --> 01:07:03,122
OK, I'm pretty sure.

970
01:07:03,199 --> 01:07:05,190
You feel nothing?

971
01:07:05,301 --> 01:07:07,599
No, nothing.

972
01:07:09,138 --> 01:07:11,971
Well, that's a relief. Thank you.

973
01:07:13,576 --> 01:07:16,773
- No problem.
- I wish I could return the favor.

974
01:07:16,846 --> 01:07:18,939
Breast cancer doesn't run in my family.

975
01:07:19,015 --> 01:07:22,507
- I could check your prostate.
- I think I'm OK.

976
01:07:22,618 --> 01:07:24,711
Well, thanks, anyway.

977
01:07:29,726 --> 01:07:32,024
- Are we done?
- Yeah, we're done.

978
01:07:32,128 --> 01:07:34,323
See you... around.

979
01:07:51,539 --> 01:07:53,666
Cornelius?

980
01:07:53,741 --> 01:07:56,107
Cornelius!

981
01:07:56,210 --> 01:07:58,906
It's me! Bob!

982
01:07:59,013 --> 01:08:00,446
Hey, Bob.

983
01:08:04,018 --> 01:08:07,010
- We all thought you were dead.
- No, no. Still here.

984
01:08:07,088 --> 01:08:11,115
- How are you, Bob?
- Better than I've ever been in my whole life.

985
01:08:11,225 --> 01:08:14,717
- Really? Still remaining men together?
- No, no.

986
01:08:14,829 --> 01:08:18,560
- I got something so much better now.
- Really, what is it?

987
01:08:19,233 --> 01:08:21,098
Well...

988
01:08:21,169 --> 01:08:25,435
The first rule is,
I'm not supposed to talk about it.

989
01:08:25,540 --> 01:08:27,667
And the second rule is

990
01:08:27,742 --> 01:08:30,040
I'm not supposed to talk about it.

991
01:08:30,111 --> 01:08:33,547
- And the third rule is...
- Bob, Bob. I'm a member.

992
01:08:33,681 --> 01:08:35,740
Look at my face, Bob.

993
01:08:38,152 --> 01:08:40,484
That's fucking... fucking great.

994
01:08:40,555 --> 01:08:44,286
- I've never seen you there.
- I go Tuesdays and Thursdays.

995
01:08:44,359 --> 01:08:48,090
- I go Saturday.
- Congratulations.

996
01:08:48,496 --> 01:08:50,862
Yeah, hey, to both of us, right?

997
01:08:50,932 --> 01:08:53,560
Have you heard about the guy
that invented it?

998
01:08:53,701 --> 01:08:56,568
- Yeah, actually...
- I hear all kinds of things.

999
01:08:56,704 --> 01:09:00,299
Supposedly,
he was born in a mental institution

1000
01:09:00,375 --> 01:09:03,776
and he sleeps only one hour a night.

1001
01:09:03,878 --> 01:09:06,073
He's a great man.

1002
01:09:07,548 --> 01:09:09,880
Do you know about Tyler Durden?

1003
01:09:34,842 --> 01:09:36,935
I didn't hurt you, did I?

1004
01:09:37,011 --> 01:09:39,104
Actually, you did.

1005
01:09:39,180 --> 01:09:41,239
Thank you for this.

1006
01:09:41,516 --> 01:09:43,916
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

1007
01:09:43,985 --> 01:09:46,044
<i>Fight Club.</i>

1008
01:09:46,154 --> 01:09:48,247
<i>This was mine and Tyler's gift.</i>

1009
01:09:48,456 --> 01:09:50,424
<i>Our gift to the world.</i>

1010
01:09:50,525 --> 01:09:53,858
I look around, I look around,
I see a lot of new faces.

1011
01:09:55,463 --> 01:09:57,658
Shut up!

1012
01:09:57,799 --> 01:10:02,634
Which means a lot of people have been
breaking the first two rules of Fight Club.

1013
01:10:10,978 --> 01:10:15,039
I see in Fight Club the strongest
and smartest men who've ever lived.

1014
01:10:15,149 --> 01:10:17,208
I see all this potential.

1015
01:10:17,285 --> 01:10:19,378
And I see it squandered.

1016
01:10:20,388 --> 01:10:23,482
Goddamn it,
an entire generation pumping gas.

1017
01:10:24,058 --> 01:10:26,151
Waiting tables.

1018
01:10:26,227 --> 01:10:28,286
Slaves with white collars.

1019
01:10:30,798 --> 01:10:33,858
Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes.

1020
01:10:33,968 --> 01:10:37,233
Working jobs we hate
so we can buy shit we don't need.

1021
01:10:41,108 --> 01:10:43,576
We're the middle children of history.

1022
01:10:43,644 --> 01:10:45,703
No purpose or place.

1023
01:10:45,913 --> 01:10:48,006
We have no Great War.

1024
01:10:48,316 --> 01:10:50,409
No Great Depression.

1025
01:10:52,186 --> 01:10:54,518
Our great war is a spiritual war.

1026
01:10:54,989 --> 01:10:58,322
Our great depression is our lives.

1027
01:11:01,195 --> 01:11:04,255
We've all been raised
on television to believe

1028
01:11:04,332 --> 01:11:08,029
that one day we'd be millionaires
and movie gods and rock stars.

1029
01:11:08,102 --> 01:11:10,195
But we won't.

1030
01:11:10,271 --> 01:11:12,705
We're slowly learning that fact.

1031
01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:15,274
And we're very, very pissed off.

1032
01:11:15,343 --> 01:11:17,004
Yeah!

1033
01:11:19,914 --> 01:11:24,351
- First rule of Fight Club is, do not talk...

1034
01:11:29,857 --> 01:11:31,119
Who are you?

1035
01:11:31,959 --> 01:11:34,553
- Who am I?
- Yeah.

1036
01:11:35,463 --> 01:11:38,296
There's a sign on the front
that says Lou's Tavern.

1037
01:11:39,367 --> 01:11:43,269
I'm fucking Lou. Who the fuck are you?

1038
01:11:43,337 --> 01:11:45,430
Tyler Durden.

1039
01:11:48,543 --> 01:11:52,035
Who told you motherfuckers
that you could use my place?

1040
01:11:52,113 --> 01:11:54,479
We have a deal worked out with Irvine.

1041
01:11:54,549 --> 01:11:57,143
Irvine's at home with a broken collarbone.

1042
01:11:57,251 --> 01:11:59,378
He don't own this place. I do.

1043
01:12:01,556 --> 01:12:05,048
- How much money's he getting for this?
- There is no money.

1044
01:12:05,126 --> 01:12:07,924
- Free to all.
- Ain't that something?

1045
01:12:07,995 --> 01:12:09,860
It is, actually.

1046
01:12:09,931 --> 01:12:12,365
Look, stupid fuck!

1047
01:12:12,466 --> 01:12:14,991
- I want everybody out of here right now.
- Hey!

1048
01:12:15,102 --> 01:12:17,332
You should join our club.

1049
01:12:17,705 --> 01:12:19,696
Did you hear what I just said?

1050
01:12:19,774 --> 01:12:21,901
You and your friend.

1051
01:12:23,778 --> 01:12:25,905
You hear me now?

1052
01:12:28,115 --> 01:12:30,174
No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou.

1053
01:12:36,324 --> 01:12:38,315
Still not getting it.

1054
01:12:39,360 --> 01:12:41,521
OK, OK, I got it.

1055
01:12:41,596 --> 01:12:44,087
I got it, I got it. Shit, I lost it.

1056
01:12:45,132 --> 01:12:46,997
Back! All of you!

1057
01:12:48,703 --> 01:12:50,762
Everybody back!

1058
01:12:58,245 --> 01:13:00,406
Ah, Lou!

1059
01:13:00,514 --> 01:13:04,177
Come on, man!
We really like this place.

1060
01:13:13,227 --> 01:13:16,162
- That's right, Lou. Get it out.
- Shut the fuck up.

1061
01:13:16,263 --> 01:13:18,060
Oh, yeah!

1062
01:13:23,037 --> 01:13:25,130
Is that fucking funny?

1063
01:13:34,682 --> 01:13:37,276
Fucking guy is a loony, I'm telling you.

1064
01:13:38,152 --> 01:13:39,813
Unbelievable.

1065
01:13:44,058 --> 01:13:47,027
- You don't know where I've been, Lou.
- Oh, my God!

1066
01:13:47,094 --> 01:13:49,995
You don't know where I've been!

1067
01:13:53,067 --> 01:13:56,161
Please let us keep it, Lou! Please, Lou!

1068
01:13:56,237 --> 01:13:58,671
Fucking use the basement! Christ!

1069
01:13:58,773 --> 01:14:01,640
I want your word, Lou! I want your word!

1070
01:14:01,709 --> 01:14:03,700
On my mother's eyes.

1071
01:14:12,853 --> 01:14:14,980
Thanks, Lou.

1072
01:14:16,290 --> 01:14:18,383
You too, big guy.

1073
01:14:22,329 --> 01:14:24,422
We'll see you next week.

1074
01:14:39,914 --> 01:14:43,509
This week, each one of you
has a homework assignment.

1075
01:14:43,617 --> 01:14:48,452
You're gonna go out. You're gonna
start a fight with a total stranger.

1076
01:14:51,692 --> 01:14:53,853
You're gonna start a fight

1077
01:14:53,961 --> 01:14:56,054
and you're gonna lose.

1078
01:14:58,032 --> 01:14:59,966
Excellent choice, sir.

1079
01:15:02,536 --> 01:15:05,835
Hey! Watch out, jackass! Come on!

1080
01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:08,868
<i>Now, this is not as easy as it sounds.</i>

1081
01:15:11,579 --> 01:15:13,547
Son of a bitch!

1082
01:15:13,647 --> 01:15:18,380
<i>Most people, normal people,</i>
<i>do just about anything to avoid a fight.</i>

1083
01:15:19,320 --> 01:15:21,379
Excuse me!

1084
01:15:21,489 --> 01:15:25,186
You sprayed me with your hose.
That's not necessary...

1085
01:15:25,292 --> 01:15:27,192
Jay! Go call 911!

1086
01:15:29,930 --> 01:15:31,989
Put the hose down.

1087
01:15:32,099 --> 01:15:34,158
Stop it! Stop it!

1088
01:15:35,803 --> 01:15:37,703
Sorry.

1089
01:15:53,220 --> 01:15:55,688
We need to talk.

1090
01:15:57,925 --> 01:16:00,018
OK.

1091
01:16:00,127 --> 01:16:02,186
Where to begin?

1092
01:16:02,296 --> 01:16:04,491
With your constant absenteeism?

1093
01:16:04,565 --> 01:16:07,125
With your unpresentable appearance?

1094
01:16:07,201 --> 01:16:09,226
You're up for review.

1095
01:16:09,336 --> 01:16:12,533
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

1096
01:16:12,606 --> 01:16:14,540
- What?
- Let's pretend.

1097
01:16:14,608 --> 01:16:17,509
You're the Department of Transportation,
OK?

1098
01:16:17,578 --> 01:16:21,241
Someone informs you that this company

1099
01:16:21,348 --> 01:16:25,409
installs front-seat mounting brackets
that failed collision tests,

1100
01:16:25,519 --> 01:16:28,920
brake linings that fail after 1,000 miles,

1101
01:16:28,989 --> 01:16:33,426
and fuel injectors
that explode and burn people alive.

1102
01:16:33,527 --> 01:16:35,392
What then?

1103
01:16:35,462 --> 01:16:37,760
Are you threatening me?

1104
01:16:37,832 --> 01:16:40,630
- No...
- Get the fuck out of here. You're fired!

1105
01:16:40,734 --> 01:16:45,171
I have a better solution. Keep me
on the payroll as an outside consultant.

1106
01:16:45,239 --> 01:16:47,332
In exchange for my salary,

1107
01:16:47,408 --> 01:16:51,242
my job will be never to tell people
these things that I know.

1108
01:16:51,345 --> 01:16:55,611
I don't even have to come into the office.
I can do this job from home.

1109
01:16:56,884 --> 01:17:01,014
Who... Who the fuck do you think you are,
you crazy little shit?

1110
01:17:06,293 --> 01:17:09,820
- Security!
- <i>I am Jack's smirking revenge.</i>

1111
01:17:18,806 --> 01:17:20,899
What the hell are you doing?

1112
01:17:30,117 --> 01:17:32,210
That hurt.

1113
01:17:33,654 --> 01:17:35,713
Why would you do that?

1114
01:17:36,390 --> 01:17:39,382
Oh, my God! No! Please stop!

1115
01:17:48,736 --> 01:17:50,829
What are you doing?

1116
01:17:51,906 --> 01:17:53,999
Oh, God, no! Please! No!

1117
01:17:54,074 --> 01:17:58,204
<i>For some reason,</i>
<i>I thought of my first fight, with Tyler.</i>

1118
01:17:58,279 --> 01:17:59,871
No!

1119
01:18:24,305 --> 01:18:28,765
<i>Under and behind and inside</i>
<i>everything this man took for granted,</i>

1120
01:18:28,876 --> 01:18:32,334
<i>something horrible had been growing.</i>

1121
01:18:32,446 --> 01:18:33,504
Look.

1122
01:18:33,580 --> 01:18:38,313
Give me the paychecks, like I asked,
and you won't ever see me again.

1123
01:18:38,385 --> 01:18:41,183
<i>Then, at our most excellent</i>
<i>moment together...</i>

1124
01:18:44,258 --> 01:18:46,988
Thank God!
Please don't hit me again.

1125
01:18:47,094 --> 01:18:49,187
<i>Telephone, computer,</i>

1126
01:18:49,296 --> 01:18:54,461
<i>fax machine, 52 weekly paychecks</i>
<i>and 48 airline flight coupons.</i>

1127
01:18:54,535 --> 01:18:56,935
<i>We now had corporate sponsorship.</i>

1128
01:18:57,004 --> 01:19:02,169
<i>This is how Tyler and I were able to have</i>
<i>Fight Club every night of the week.</i>

1129
01:19:04,812 --> 01:19:08,407
<i>Now, the center of Fight Club</i>
<i>became the two men fighting.</i>

1130
01:19:08,515 --> 01:19:11,973
<i>The leader walked through the crowd,</i>
<i>out in the darkness.</i>

1131
01:19:13,754 --> 01:19:18,282
<i>Tyler was now involved in</i>
<i>a lawsuit with the Pressman Hotel</i>

1132
01:19:18,359 --> 01:19:20,623
<i>over the urine content of their soup.</i>

1133
01:19:25,799 --> 01:19:28,791
<i>I am Jack's wasted life.</i>

1134
01:19:36,543 --> 01:19:38,602
Thank you, sir.

1135
01:19:40,114 --> 01:19:43,106
<i>Tyler dreamed up</i>
<i>new homework assignments.</i>

1136
01:19:43,217 --> 01:19:45,742
<i>He handed them out in sealed envelopes.</i>

1137
01:20:24,892 --> 01:20:28,589
- There's a Fight Club up in Delaware City.
- Yeah, I heard.

1138
01:20:30,397 --> 01:20:32,592
There's one in Penns Grove too.

1139
01:20:32,666 --> 01:20:34,896
Bob even found one up in New Castle.

1140
01:20:35,002 --> 01:20:38,062
- Did you start that one?
- No, I thought you did.

1141
01:20:38,172 --> 01:20:40,663
No.

1142
01:21:29,523 --> 01:21:31,718
- Stop for a second.
- Hey, what are we doing?

1143
01:21:31,825 --> 01:21:33,850
- Turn around.
- What are we doing?

1144
01:21:33,927 --> 01:21:36,361
- Homework assignment.
- What kind?

1145
01:21:36,463 --> 01:21:38,488
Human sacrifice.

1146
01:21:38,565 --> 01:21:41,898
- Is that a gun? Please tell me it's not.
- It's a gun.

1147
01:21:41,969 --> 01:21:44,335
- What are you doing?
- Meet me in the back.

1148
01:21:44,438 --> 01:21:46,770
- Don't fuck around!
- Meet me in the back.

1149
01:21:46,874 --> 01:21:48,671
<i>On a long enough time line,</i>

1150
01:21:48,742 --> 01:21:51,643
<i>the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.</i>

1151
01:21:52,646 --> 01:21:54,705
What are you doing? Come on!

1152
01:21:54,781 --> 01:21:58,182
Hands behind your back.
Give me your wallet.

1153
01:21:59,953 --> 01:22:03,252
Raymond K Hessel.
1320 SE Banning, Apartment A.

1154
01:22:04,057 --> 01:22:07,254
- Small, cramped basement apartment?
- How did you know?

1155
01:22:07,361 --> 01:22:09,955
They give shitty apartments letters.

1156
01:22:10,063 --> 01:22:13,157
Raymond! You're going to die.

1157
01:22:13,267 --> 01:22:14,734
No!

1158
01:22:14,801 --> 01:22:18,965
Is that your mom and dad?
They're gonna have to call the kindly doctor.

1159
01:22:19,072 --> 01:22:21,336
Pick up your dental records. Know why?

1160
01:22:21,408 --> 01:22:24,969
- There'll be nothing left of your face.
- Oh, come on!

1161
01:22:25,078 --> 01:22:28,980
An expired community college student ID.
What did you study, Raymond?

1162
01:22:29,082 --> 01:22:32,108
- S... S... Stuff.
- Stuff?

1163
01:22:32,186 --> 01:22:34,279
Were the midterms hard?

1164
01:22:35,422 --> 01:22:37,982
- I asked you what you studied!
- Biology, mostly.

1165
01:22:38,091 --> 01:22:41,583
- Why?
- I don't know.

1166
01:22:41,695 --> 01:22:44,687
What did you wanna be, Raymond K Hessel?!

1167
01:22:46,099 --> 01:22:50,035
The question, Raymond,
was what did you want to be?

1168
01:22:51,738 --> 01:22:53,797
Answer him, Raymond, Jesus!

1169
01:22:53,907 --> 01:22:56,307
- Veterinarian. Veterinarian.
- Animals.

1170
01:22:56,410 --> 01:22:59,379
- Yeah. Animals and stuff.
- Stuff. Yeah, I got that.

1171
01:22:59,446 --> 01:23:02,006
- So you need more schooling.
- Too much school.

1172
01:23:02,115 --> 01:23:04,583
- Would you rather be dead?
- No, please...

1173
01:23:04,651 --> 01:23:09,111
You'd rather die here, on your knees,
in the back of a convenience store?

1174
01:23:09,189 --> 01:23:10,816
Please, no.

1175
01:23:14,928 --> 01:23:16,987
I'm keeping your license.

1176
01:23:18,232 --> 01:23:21,224
Gonna check in on you.
I know where you live.

1177
01:23:21,335 --> 01:23:24,327
If you're not working
to be a veterinarian in six weeks,

1178
01:23:24,438 --> 01:23:26,531
you will be dead.

1179
01:23:28,408 --> 01:23:30,467
Now run on home.

1180
01:23:35,215 --> 01:23:37,274
Run, Forrest, run!

1181
01:23:38,952 --> 01:23:41,011
I feel ill.

1182
01:23:41,822 --> 01:23:43,881
Imagine how he feels.

1183
01:23:43,991 --> 01:23:46,050
Come on, this isn't funny!

1184
01:23:46,159 --> 01:23:48,593
What the fuck was the point of that?!

1185
01:23:48,662 --> 01:23:52,792
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day
of Raymond K Hessel's life.

1186
01:23:52,866 --> 01:23:57,235
His breakfast will taste better
than any meal you and I have ever tasted.

1187
01:23:58,672 --> 01:24:00,765
<i>You had to give it to him.</i>

1188
01:24:00,841 --> 01:24:03,207
- Come on.
- <i>He had a plan.</i>

1189
01:24:03,277 --> 01:24:06,713
<i>And it started to make sense</i>
<i>in a Tyler-sort of way.</i>

1190
01:24:06,813 --> 01:24:08,713
<i>No fear. No distractions.</i>

1191
01:24:08,815 --> 01:24:12,114
<i>The ability to let that which does not matter</i>

1192
01:24:12,219 --> 01:24:14,210
<i>truly slide.</i>

1193
01:24:27,634 --> 01:24:29,727
<i>You are not your job.</i>

1194
01:24:31,672 --> 01:24:35,039
You're not how much money
you have in the bank.

1195
01:24:36,743 --> 01:24:38,836
You're not the car you drive.

1196
01:24:39,346 --> 01:24:42,213
You're not the contents of your wallet.

1197
01:24:42,282 --> 01:24:44,614
You're not your fucking khakis.

1198
01:24:47,454 --> 01:24:51,117
You are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

1199
01:24:59,966 --> 01:25:02,161
I'll be out of your way in a sec.

1200
01:25:02,969 --> 01:25:05,062
You don't have to go.

1201
01:25:06,573 --> 01:25:08,666
Whatever.

1202
01:25:09,776 --> 01:25:12,870
No, I mean... It's OK.

1203
01:25:22,389 --> 01:25:24,516
Are you still going to groups?

1204
01:25:25,192 --> 01:25:27,285
Yeah.

1205
01:25:28,762 --> 01:25:30,855
Chloe's dead.

1206
01:25:31,331 --> 01:25:33,322
Wow, Chloe.

1207
01:25:33,400 --> 01:25:35,334
When did that happen?

1208
01:25:35,902 --> 01:25:37,767
Do you care?

1209
01:25:37,871 --> 01:25:41,204
I dunno. I haven't thought about it in a while.

1210
01:25:41,508 --> 01:25:43,567
Yeah, well...

1211
01:25:43,677 --> 01:25:46,009
It was the smart move on her part.

1212
01:25:47,381 --> 01:25:49,406
Listen...

1213
01:25:50,717 --> 01:25:53,083
What are you getting out of all this?

1214
01:25:53,787 --> 01:25:55,880
What?

1215
01:25:55,989 --> 01:25:58,321
I mean, all this. Why do you keep...

1216
01:25:59,092 --> 01:26:01,151
Is this making you happy?

1217
01:26:02,763 --> 01:26:04,822
Yeah, well, sometimes.

1218
01:26:06,566 --> 01:26:08,693
I don't know. I don't understand.

1219
01:26:08,769 --> 01:26:12,330
Why does a weaker person
need to latch on to a strong person?

1220
01:26:12,406 --> 01:26:14,533
What is... What is that?

1221
01:26:14,608 --> 01:26:16,769
What do you get out of it?

1222
01:26:18,245 --> 01:26:20,338
No... That's not the same thing at all.

1223
01:26:20,414 --> 01:26:22,541
It's totally different with us.

1224
01:26:22,616 --> 01:26:24,709
Us?

1225
01:26:24,785 --> 01:26:26,719
What do you mean by us?

1226
01:26:26,787 --> 01:26:30,655
- I'm sorry. Do you hear this?
- Hear what?

1227
01:26:30,757 --> 01:26:32,782
- All that noise. Hold on.
- No, wait!

1228
01:26:32,859 --> 01:26:35,589
Don't change the subject!
I want to talk about this.

1229
01:26:35,662 --> 01:26:38,426
- You're not talking about me, are you?
- No.

1230
01:26:38,565 --> 01:26:42,001
- What?
- Playing doctor. What was going on there?

1231
01:26:42,068 --> 01:26:45,333
- What are you talking about?
- Nothing. Nothing.

1232
01:26:45,405 --> 01:26:47,464
- I don't think so.
- What do you want?

1233
01:26:47,607 --> 01:26:50,007
- Look at me.
- No. What?

1234
01:26:50,777 --> 01:26:53,610
- What is that?!
- It's nothing. Don't worry.

1235
01:26:53,680 --> 01:26:56,080
My God. Who did this?

1236
01:26:56,183 --> 01:26:58,242
- A person.
- Guy or girl?

1237
01:26:58,351 --> 01:27:01,149
- What do you care?
- What do you care if I ask?

1238
01:27:01,221 --> 01:27:03,815
- Leave me alone.
- You're afraid to say.

1239
01:27:03,890 --> 01:27:05,881
- I am not. Let me go.
- No! Talk to me.

1240
01:27:05,992 --> 01:27:07,152
Let go of me!

1241
01:27:07,227 --> 01:27:09,957
- This conversation
- This conversation

1242
01:27:10,030 --> 01:27:12,498
- is over.
- is over.

1243
01:27:13,366 --> 01:27:16,460
I just can't win with you, can I?

1244
01:27:25,812 --> 01:27:28,280
Hey, this is getting a little old!

1245
01:27:28,882 --> 01:27:31,214
What is... What is all this?

1246
01:27:31,284 --> 01:27:33,377
What do you think?

1247
01:27:34,321 --> 01:27:36,448
Hey, why do we need bunk beds?

1248
01:27:36,523 --> 01:27:38,388
Hey!

1249
01:27:45,232 --> 01:27:47,063
Too young.

1250
01:27:47,133 --> 01:27:48,794
Sorry.

1251
01:27:48,869 --> 01:27:50,928
What's all that?

1252
01:27:51,037 --> 01:27:54,006
If the applicant is young,
tell him he's too young.

1253
01:27:54,074 --> 01:27:56,702
- Old, too old. Fat, too fat.
- Applicant?

1254
01:27:56,810 --> 01:28:00,143
If the applicant waits three days
without food or shelter,

1255
01:28:00,247 --> 01:28:02,306
he may enter and begin training.

1256
01:28:02,415 --> 01:28:04,246
Training for what?

1257
01:28:09,856 --> 01:28:11,915
You think this is a game?

1258
01:28:12,025 --> 01:28:14,687
You're too young to train here, end of story.

1259
01:28:14,761 --> 01:28:17,491
Quit wasting our time.
Get the fuck out of here.

1260
01:28:21,434 --> 01:28:23,493
Bad news, friend.

1261
01:28:23,770 --> 01:28:25,863
It's not gonna happen.

1262
01:28:25,939 --> 01:28:28,237
Sorry if there was a misunderstanding.

1263
01:28:28,308 --> 01:28:30,242
It's not the end of the world.

1264
01:28:30,310 --> 01:28:32,505
Just... go away.

1265
01:28:33,380 --> 01:28:35,439
Go.

1266
01:28:35,515 --> 01:28:39,178
You're trespassing
and I will have to call the police.

1267
01:28:42,289 --> 01:28:44,348
Don't you look at me!

1268
01:28:44,457 --> 01:28:47,722
You're never getting in this fucking house!

1269
01:28:47,794 --> 01:28:51,161
Never. Now get the fuck off my porch!
Get off my porch!

1270
01:28:51,264 --> 01:28:54,791
<i>Sooner or later,</i>
<i>we all became what Tyler wanted us to be.</i>

1271
01:28:54,901 --> 01:28:57,734
I'm gonna go inside
and I'm gonna get a shovel.

1272
01:29:05,278 --> 01:29:07,473
- Got two black shirts?
- Yes, sir.

1273
01:29:07,547 --> 01:29:09,811
- Two pair of black pants?
- Yes, sir.

1274
01:29:09,916 --> 01:29:12,885
- One pair black boots? Black socks?
- Yes, sir.

1275
01:29:12,953 --> 01:29:15,012
- One blackjacket.
- Yes, sir.

1276
01:29:15,121 --> 01:29:18,113
- $300 personal burial money?
- Yes, sir.

1277
01:29:20,293 --> 01:29:22,352
All right.

1278
01:29:32,172 --> 01:29:34,231
You're too old, fat man.

1279
01:29:34,341 --> 01:29:37,504
Your tits are too big.
Get the fuck off my porch.

1280
01:29:45,318 --> 01:29:47,377
Bob! Bob!

1281
01:30:03,370 --> 01:30:06,032
Like a monkey ready to be shot into space.

1282
01:30:06,806 --> 01:30:08,273
Space monkey.

1283
01:30:08,375 --> 01:30:11,867
Ready to sacrifice himself
for the greater good.

1284
01:30:18,485 --> 01:30:21,181
You are too fucking old, fatty!

1285
01:30:21,254 --> 01:30:24,451
And you... You're too fucking

1286
01:30:24,557 --> 01:30:26,184
blond!

1287
01:30:26,259 --> 01:30:28,591
Get out of here, the both of you!

1288
01:30:28,662 --> 01:30:30,789
<i>And so it went.</i>

1289
01:30:30,964 --> 01:30:33,057
Listen up, maggots.

1290
01:30:33,166 --> 01:30:35,225
You are not special.

1291
01:30:35,568 --> 01:30:38,867
You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake.

1292
01:30:38,972 --> 01:30:43,306
You are the same decaying organic matter
as everything else.

1293
01:30:43,410 --> 01:30:45,503
<i>Tyler built himself an army.</i>

1294
01:30:45,779 --> 01:30:49,408
<i>We are the all-singing,</i>
<i>all-dancing crap of the world.</i>

1295
01:30:49,482 --> 01:30:53,111
<i>We are all part of the same compost heap.</i>

1296
01:30:54,187 --> 01:30:57,418
<i>Why was Tyler Durden building an army?</i>

1297
01:30:57,490 --> 01:30:59,583
<i>To what purpose?</i>

1298
01:30:59,659 --> 01:31:02,093
<i>For what greater good?</i>

1299
01:31:05,432 --> 01:31:07,491
<i>In Tyler we trusted.</i>

1300
01:31:12,839 --> 01:31:15,501
When he was like,
"You are not yourjob",

1301
01:31:15,608 --> 01:31:17,667
I was like, "Yeah!"

1302
01:31:19,546 --> 01:31:21,639
Hey, what's all this?

1303
01:31:21,748 --> 01:31:23,841
Hey!

1304
01:31:25,318 --> 01:31:27,013
OK!

1305
01:31:27,087 --> 01:31:29,453
- What's going on?
- We're celebrating.

1306
01:31:29,522 --> 01:31:32,047
- What are we celebrating?
- Go on.

1307
01:31:36,062 --> 01:31:38,223
- Hey.
- Let me get that for you.

1308
01:31:42,836 --> 01:31:45,703
<i>The same great taste, Pepsi.</i>

1309
01:31:48,074 --> 01:31:50,304
Ssh!

1310
01:31:50,376 --> 01:31:54,176
<i>Investigators are here.</i>
<i>The Police Commissioner has arrived.</i>

1311
01:31:54,280 --> 01:31:57,249
<i>Could you tell us</i>
<i>what you think has happened here?</i>

1312
01:31:57,317 --> 01:32:01,549
<i>We believe this is one of many</i>
<i>recent acts of vandalism in the city</i>

1313
01:32:01,654 --> 01:32:04,782
<i>somehow related</i>
<i>to underground boxing clubs.</i>

1314
01:32:04,891 --> 01:32:09,089
<i>We will be coordinating</i>
<i>a rigorous investigation.</i>

1315
01:32:09,996 --> 01:32:14,365
<i>That was Police Commissioner Jacobs</i>
<i>who just arrived on the scene</i>

1316
01:32:14,467 --> 01:32:18,699
- <i>of a four-alarm fire that broke out...</i>
- She's hot.

1317
01:32:18,805 --> 01:32:20,602
<i>Back to you in the studio.</i>

1318
01:32:20,707 --> 01:32:23,107
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1319
01:32:24,077 --> 01:32:26,568
- Holy shit!
- Yeah!

1320
01:32:33,920 --> 01:32:35,945
What the fuck did you guys do?

1321
01:32:36,022 --> 01:32:40,118
<i>Arson investigators</i>
<i>are on the premises...</i>

1322
01:32:43,897 --> 01:32:48,425
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not ask questions, sir.

1323
01:32:54,641 --> 01:32:57,166
The victory in the war against crime

1324
01:32:57,243 --> 01:32:59,336
will not come overnight.

1325
01:32:59,412 --> 01:33:03,974
It will take dedication and commitment
and, most of all, cooperation.

1326
01:33:04,050 --> 01:33:08,987
Streets are safer now.
There is hope in the inner city. However...

1327
01:33:09,055 --> 01:33:11,046
I gotta take a piss.

1328
01:33:11,157 --> 01:33:13,921
These are the first steps in a long journey.

1329
01:33:13,993 --> 01:33:16,587
That is why we have created Project Hope.

1330
01:33:16,663 --> 01:33:18,756
Bob.

1331
01:33:21,868 --> 01:33:24,632
Project Hope will be ajoint effort

1332
01:33:24,737 --> 01:33:27,467
between the police and community leaders.

1333
01:33:27,574 --> 01:33:31,738
It will be a powerful new weapon
in the war against crime.

1334
01:34:17,190 --> 01:34:21,320
- Wrap it around the top of his Hacky Sack.
- His balls are ice cold.

1335
01:34:23,329 --> 01:34:26,662
Hi. You're gonna call off
your rigorous investigation.

1336
01:34:26,733 --> 01:34:30,100
You will publicly state
there is no underground group or

1337
01:34:30,203 --> 01:34:32,501
these guys are gonna take your balls.

1338
01:34:33,406 --> 01:34:37,206
They'll send one to the <i>New York Times</i>
and one to the <i>LA Times.</i>

1339
01:34:37,277 --> 01:34:39,040
Look.

1340
01:34:39,112 --> 01:34:42,206
The people you are after
are the people you depend on.

1341
01:34:42,282 --> 01:34:45,843
We cook your meals. We haul your trash.
We connect your calls.

1342
01:34:45,952 --> 01:34:49,683
We drive your ambulances.
We guard you while you sleep.

1343
01:34:54,127 --> 01:34:56,925
Do not fuck with us.

1344
01:35:04,337 --> 01:35:06,464
Ball check!

1345
01:35:20,787 --> 01:35:22,880
Bob, you're this way.

1346
01:35:23,990 --> 01:35:26,322
Let's go.

1347
01:35:26,392 --> 01:35:29,589
<i>I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.</i>

1348
01:35:30,697 --> 01:35:32,756
Hey!

1349
01:35:47,280 --> 01:35:48,542
Yeah!

1350
01:36:21,314 --> 01:36:24,112
<i>I felt like putting a bullet in every panda</i>

1351
01:36:24,183 --> 01:36:28,051
<i>that wouldn't screw to save its species.</i>

1352
01:36:30,189 --> 01:36:32,953
<i>I wanted to open the dump valves</i>
<i>on oil tankers</i>

1353
01:36:33,059 --> 01:36:35,926
<i>and smother those French beaches</i>
<i>I'd never see.</i>

1354
01:36:39,198 --> 01:36:41,666
<i>I wanted to breathe smoke.</i>

1355
01:36:59,052 --> 01:37:01,179
Where did you go, psycho boy?

1356
01:37:02,889 --> 01:37:05,824
I felt like destroying something beautiful.

1357
01:37:09,362 --> 01:37:11,421
Get him to a fucking hospital.

1358
01:37:11,497 --> 01:37:13,590
Yeah.

1359
01:37:24,377 --> 01:37:27,437
Don't worry, Mr Durden.
Airport parking. Long term.

1360
01:37:28,915 --> 01:37:31,042
After you, Mr Durden.

1361
01:37:31,984 --> 01:37:34,077
After you.

1362
01:37:51,838 --> 01:37:54,432
- Something on your mind, dear?
- No.

1363
01:37:54,507 --> 01:37:57,738
Yeah, why wasn't I told
about Project Mayhem?

1364
01:37:57,844 --> 01:38:00,836
First rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not ask questions.

1365
01:38:00,913 --> 01:38:03,313
Why didn't you include me in the beginning?

1366
01:38:03,416 --> 01:38:08,615
Fight Club was the beginning. Now it's left
the basements and it's Project Mayhem.

1367
01:38:08,688 --> 01:38:13,091
We started Fight Club together. Remember?
It's as much mine as it is yours.

1368
01:38:13,159 --> 01:38:17,425
- Is this about you and me?
- Yeah. Weren't we doing this together?

1369
01:38:17,497 --> 01:38:20,933
This does not belong to us.
We are not special.

1370
01:38:21,033 --> 01:38:23,467
Fuck that. You should have told me.

1371
01:38:24,303 --> 01:38:26,294
Hey, Tyler!

1372
01:38:28,141 --> 01:38:30,632
- Goddamn it, Tyler!
- What do you want?!

1373
01:38:30,710 --> 01:38:33,178
A statement of purpose?
Should I e-mail you?

1374
01:38:33,279 --> 01:38:35,907
- Oh...
- You decide your level of involvement!

1375
01:38:35,982 --> 01:38:38,678
I will! I wanna know certain things first!

1376
01:38:38,751 --> 01:38:41,379
- The first rule of Project Mayhem...
- Shut up!

1377
01:38:43,156 --> 01:38:46,887
- I wanna know what you're thinking.
- Fuck what you know!

1378
01:38:46,959 --> 01:38:50,451
Forget about what you think you know
about life, friendship,

1379
01:38:50,530 --> 01:38:52,589
and especially about you and me.

1380
01:38:53,766 --> 01:38:55,927
What is that supposed to mean?

1381
01:38:59,338 --> 01:39:01,499
What are you doing?

1382
01:39:02,408 --> 01:39:05,138
What do you wish you'd done
before you died?

1383
01:39:05,211 --> 01:39:08,078
- Paint a self-portrait.
- Build a house.

1384
01:39:08,181 --> 01:39:10,547
- And you?
- I don't know. Nothing.

1385
01:39:10,616 --> 01:39:13,016
- Get in the right lane.
- You have to know!

1386
01:39:13,152 --> 01:39:16,178
If you died now,
how would you feel about your life?

1387
01:39:16,289 --> 01:39:19,918
I don't know! Nothing good.
Is that what you want to hear?

1388
01:39:19,992 --> 01:39:22,324
- Come on!
- Not good enough.

1389
01:39:22,395 --> 01:39:24,829
Stop fucking around! Tyler!

1390
01:39:26,098 --> 01:39:28,362
Jesus Christ!

1391
01:39:29,101 --> 01:39:31,194
Goddamn it! Goddamn it! Fuck you!

1392
01:39:31,304 --> 01:39:33,363
Fuck Fight Club. Fuck Marla!

1393
01:39:33,439 --> 01:39:36,101
I am sick of all your shit!

1394
01:39:36,209 --> 01:39:38,109
OK, man.

1395
01:39:39,912 --> 01:39:42,437
- Quit screwing around. Steer!
- Look at you!

1396
01:39:42,548 --> 01:39:45,312
- Steer!
- Look at you. You're fucking pathetic!

1397
01:39:45,384 --> 01:39:50,515
- Why? Why? What are you talking about?
- Why do you think I blew up your condo?

1398
01:39:51,123 --> 01:39:52,647
What?

1399
01:39:52,758 --> 01:39:56,660
Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat.
It's not a goddamned seminar.

1400
01:39:56,762 --> 01:40:00,459
Stop trying to control everything
and just let go!

1401
01:40:02,201 --> 01:40:04,032
Let go!

1402
01:40:04,136 --> 01:40:06,229
All right. Fine.

1403
01:40:07,073 --> 01:40:09,007
Fine.

1404
01:41:07,400 --> 01:41:09,868
<i>I'd never been in a car accident.</i>

1405
01:41:09,935 --> 01:41:13,393
<i>This must have been</i>
<i>what all those people felt like</i>

1406
01:41:13,472 --> 01:41:16,669
<i>before I filed them</i>
<i>as statistics in my reports.</i>

1407
01:41:16,742 --> 01:41:18,835
Goddamn!

1408
01:41:22,348 --> 01:41:25,511
We've just had a near-life experience!

1409
01:41:29,355 --> 01:41:31,346
In the world I see,

1410
01:41:31,457 --> 01:41:35,325
you're stalking elk
through the Grand Canyon forests

1411
01:41:35,428 --> 01:41:38,420
around the ruins of Rockefeller Center.

1412
01:41:40,433 --> 01:41:44,767
You'll wear leather clothes
that will last you the rest of your life.

1413
01:41:44,870 --> 01:41:49,432
You'll climb the thick kudzu vines
that wrap the Sears Tower.

1414
01:41:49,508 --> 01:41:54,070
And when you look down,
you'll see tiny figures pounding corn,

1415
01:41:54,146 --> 01:41:57,707
laying strips of venison
in the empty car-pool lane

1416
01:41:57,783 --> 01:42:00,081
of some abandoned superhighway.

1417
01:42:13,532 --> 01:42:15,762
Feel better, champ.

1418
01:42:33,119 --> 01:42:34,916
<i>And then...</i>

1419
01:42:34,987 --> 01:42:36,545
Tyler?

1420
01:42:36,622 --> 01:42:38,715
<i>..Tyler was gone.</i>

1421
01:42:46,098 --> 01:42:48,123
<i>Was I asleep?</i>

1422
01:42:49,201 --> 01:42:51,226
<i>Had I slept?</i>

1423
01:42:51,370 --> 01:42:54,396
You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake...

1424
01:42:54,507 --> 01:42:56,941
<i>The house had become a living thing.</i>

1425
01:42:57,009 --> 01:43:01,639
<i>Wet inside from so many people</i>
<i>sweating and breathing.</i>

1426
01:43:02,148 --> 01:43:04,742
<i>So many people moving, the house moved.</i>

1427
01:43:07,620 --> 01:43:09,713
<i>Planet Tyler.</i>

1428
01:43:09,789 --> 01:43:11,848
<i>I had to hug the walls.</i>

1429
01:43:11,957 --> 01:43:15,051
<i>Trapped inside</i>
<i>this clockwork of space monkeys.</i>

1430
01:43:15,161 --> 01:43:18,961
You shouldn't be smoking in here!
You know how much ether is here!

1431
01:43:19,031 --> 01:43:21,556
<i>Cooking and working and sleeping in teams.</i>

1432
01:43:23,803 --> 01:43:25,862
Hang on a second.

1433
01:43:44,790 --> 01:43:47,486
It's under control, sir.

1434
01:43:49,962 --> 01:43:51,793
Where's Tyler?

1435
01:43:51,864 --> 01:43:54,856
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not...

1436
01:43:54,967 --> 01:43:56,901
Right... OK.

1437
01:43:59,305 --> 01:44:01,432
<i>I'm all alone.</i>

1438
01:44:01,607 --> 01:44:05,236
<i>My father dumped me. Tyler dumped me.</i>

1439
01:44:05,377 --> 01:44:07,607
<i>I am Jack's broken heart.</i>

1440
01:44:11,817 --> 01:44:15,617
<i>What comes next in Project Mayhem</i>
<i>only Tyler knows.</i>

1441
01:44:16,522 --> 01:44:19,719
<i>The second rule is you do not ask questions.</i>

1442
01:44:22,528 --> 01:44:25,224
Get the fuck away from me!
Get the fuck away!

1443
01:44:25,631 --> 01:44:27,690
Who are all these people?

1444
01:44:32,938 --> 01:44:35,236
The Paper Street Soap Company.

1445
01:44:36,809 --> 01:44:38,868
Can I come in?

1446
01:44:42,014 --> 01:44:44,073
He's not here.

1447
01:44:44,149 --> 01:44:46,413
What?

1448
01:44:47,453 --> 01:44:51,014
Tyler isn't here.

1449
01:44:51,090 --> 01:44:53,149
Tyler went away.

1450
01:44:53,626 --> 01:44:55,685
Tyler's gone.

1451
01:45:12,711 --> 01:45:14,440
Get some help!

1452
01:45:25,591 --> 01:45:30,494
Two gunshot wounds coming through!
Make some fucking room!

1453
01:45:30,563 --> 01:45:32,963
What happened? What happened?

1454
01:45:33,065 --> 01:45:35,932
We were on assignment. We were supposed
to kill two birds with one stone.

1455
01:45:37,202 --> 01:45:39,295
Destroy a piece of corporate art...

1456
01:45:39,371 --> 01:45:41,896
Operation Latte Thunder. Go!

1457
01:45:42,608 --> 01:45:45,771
..and trash a franchise coffee bar.

1458
01:45:52,184 --> 01:45:54,550
We had it all worked out, sir.

1459
01:46:02,728 --> 01:46:05,993
- It went smooth until...
- Police! Freeze!

1460
01:46:06,098 --> 01:46:08,828
- What?
- They shot Bob.

1461
01:46:10,336 --> 01:46:12,770
- They shot him in the head.
- Fucking pigs!

1462
01:46:18,143 --> 01:46:20,168
Oh, God!

1463
01:46:20,245 --> 01:46:23,544
- Those motherfuckers!
- You morons.

1464
01:46:23,616 --> 01:46:27,746
You're running around in ski masks
trying to blow things up?

1465
01:46:27,820 --> 01:46:30,516
What did you think was gonna happen?!

1466
01:46:32,257 --> 01:46:36,626
OK, quick! Get rid of the evidence.
We gotta get rid of this body!

1467
01:46:36,729 --> 01:46:39,596
- Bury him.
- What?

1468
01:46:39,665 --> 01:46:41,929
Take him to the garden and bury him.

1469
01:46:42,001 --> 01:46:44,868
- Come on, people, let's go!
- Get the fuck off!

1470
01:46:44,970 --> 01:46:48,201
Get away from him!
What are you talking about?

1471
01:46:48,273 --> 01:46:50,867
This isn't fucking evidence.
This is a person.

1472
01:46:50,976 --> 01:46:54,173
He's my friend
and you're not burying him in the garden!

1473
01:46:54,246 --> 01:46:57,238
He was killed serving Project Mayhem, sir.

1474
01:46:57,349 --> 01:46:59,374
- This is Bob.
- Sir, in...

1475
01:46:59,451 --> 01:47:01,578
In Project Mayhem, we have no names.

1476
01:47:01,654 --> 01:47:03,645
Now, you listen to me.

1477
01:47:03,756 --> 01:47:08,250
This is a man and he has a name,
and it's Robert Paulsen, OK?

1478
01:47:08,360 --> 01:47:10,260
- Robert Paulsen.
- He's a man

1479
01:47:10,362 --> 01:47:13,195
and he's dead now because of us.
Do you understand that?

1480
01:47:13,866 --> 01:47:16,164
I understand.

1481
01:47:18,404 --> 01:47:21,771
In death, a member of Project Mayhem

1482
01:47:21,840 --> 01:47:23,899
has a name.

1483
01:47:24,043 --> 01:47:26,978
<i>His</i> name is Robert Paulsen.

1484
01:47:27,413 --> 01:47:29,506
His name is Robert Paulsen.

1485
01:47:30,282 --> 01:47:32,978
His name... is Robert Paulsen.

1486
01:47:33,052 --> 01:47:36,886
His name is Robert Paulsen.

1487
01:47:36,989 --> 01:47:40,049
Come on, guys. Please. Stop it.

1488
01:47:40,125 --> 01:47:42,719
His name is Robert Paulsen.

1489
01:47:42,828 --> 01:47:45,888
Shut up! This is all over with!

1490
01:47:49,134 --> 01:47:51,659
Get the fuck out of here.

1491
01:48:20,365 --> 01:48:24,825
- Tyler?
- No, this is Detective Stern of the Arson Unit.

1492
01:48:24,903 --> 01:48:26,461
I need to see you...

1493
01:48:30,976 --> 01:48:35,037
<i>I went to all the cities</i>
<i>on Tyler's used ticket stubs, barhopping.</i>

1494
01:48:35,114 --> 01:48:39,881
<i>I didn't know how or why, but I could look</i>
<i>at 50 different bars, and somehow I just knew.</i>

1495
01:48:39,952 --> 01:48:44,514
I'm looking for Tyler Durden.
It's <i>very</i> important that I talk to him.

1496
01:48:44,656 --> 01:48:46,283
I wish I could help you,

1497
01:48:46,358 --> 01:48:48,690
sir.

1498
01:48:53,966 --> 01:48:56,059
<i>Every city I went to,</i>

1499
01:48:57,102 --> 01:48:59,502
<i>as soon as I set foot off the plane</i>

1500
01:49:00,105 --> 01:49:02,369
<i>I knew a Fight Club was close.</i>

1501
01:49:02,474 --> 01:49:04,135
Hey! Hey!

1502
01:49:05,210 --> 01:49:06,802
Taxi!

1503
01:49:06,912 --> 01:49:08,971
Look at my face. I'm a member.

1504
01:49:09,081 --> 01:49:11,606
Now, I just need to know if you've seen Tyler.

1505
01:49:11,717 --> 01:49:15,380
I'm not exposed to bespeak
any such information to you

1506
01:49:15,487 --> 01:49:20,186
nor would I, even if I had
said information at this juncture,... be able.

1507
01:49:20,893 --> 01:49:24,556
- You're a moron.
- I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

1508
01:49:25,931 --> 01:49:30,959
<i>Tyler had been busy...</i>
<i>setting up franchises all over the country.</i>

1509
01:49:33,739 --> 01:49:38,176
<i>Was I asleep? Had I slept?</i>

1510
01:49:38,243 --> 01:49:40,507
<i>Is Tyler my bad dream, or am I Tyler's?</i>

1511
01:49:41,914 --> 01:49:44,974
- We've just heard the stories.
- What kind of stories?

1512
01:49:45,050 --> 01:49:49,316
- Nobody knows what he looks like.
- He has plastic surgery every three years.

1513
01:49:49,388 --> 01:49:52,414
That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.

1514
01:49:52,524 --> 01:49:56,585
- Is it true about Fight Club in Miami?
- Is Mr Durden building an army?

1515
01:49:56,728 --> 01:49:59,720
<i>I was living in a state of perpetual déjà vu.</i>

1516
01:50:00,532 --> 01:50:02,591
<i>Everywhere I went,</i>

1517
01:50:02,734 --> 01:50:04,668
<i>I felt I'd already been there.</i>

1518
01:50:04,770 --> 01:50:07,671
<i>It was like following an invisible man.</i>

1519
01:50:08,774 --> 01:50:10,833
<i>The smell of dried blood,</i>

1520
01:50:10,943 --> 01:50:14,435
<i>dirty, bare footprints circling each other.</i>

1521
01:50:15,280 --> 01:50:18,477
<i>That aroma of old sweat, like fried chicken.</i>

1522
01:50:18,584 --> 01:50:22,145
<i>The feel of a floor still warm</i>
<i>from a fight the night before.</i>

1523
01:50:23,021 --> 01:50:25,956
<i>I was always just one step behind Tyler.</i>

1524
01:50:28,861 --> 01:50:31,989
His name is Robert Paulsen...

1525
01:50:36,602 --> 01:50:38,695
Welcome back, sir.

1526
01:50:39,671 --> 01:50:41,764
How have you been?

1527
01:50:41,840 --> 01:50:44,001
Do you know me?

1528
01:50:44,076 --> 01:50:46,476
Is this a test, sir?

1529
01:50:46,578 --> 01:50:48,443
No. This is not a test.

1530
01:50:48,513 --> 01:50:50,777
You were in here last Thursday.

1531
01:50:51,316 --> 01:50:53,614
Thursday?

1532
01:50:53,719 --> 01:50:57,678
You were standing where you are now,
asking how good security is.

1533
01:50:58,323 --> 01:51:00,416
It's tight as a drum, sir.

1534
01:51:03,095 --> 01:51:05,256
Who do you think I am?

1535
01:51:05,330 --> 01:51:07,890
Are you sure this isn't a test?

1536
01:51:08,000 --> 01:51:09,900
No, this is not a test.

1537
01:51:10,002 --> 01:51:12,061
You're Mr Durden.

1538
01:51:13,405 --> 01:51:16,067
You're the one who gave me this.

1539
01:51:16,141 --> 01:51:20,339
<i>Please return your seat backs</i>
<i>to their full upright and locked position.</i>

1540
01:51:31,823 --> 01:51:33,882
- Yeah?
- <i>Marla, it's me.</i>

1541
01:51:33,959 --> 01:51:35,927
- Have we ever done it?
- <i>Done what?</i>

1542
01:51:36,028 --> 01:51:37,359
Had sex?

1543
01:51:37,462 --> 01:51:39,623
What kind of stupid question is that?

1544
01:51:39,731 --> 01:51:42,097
Stupid because it's yes
or because it's no?

1545
01:51:42,167 --> 01:51:44,761
- Is this a trick?
- <i>No. I need to know...</i>

1546
01:51:44,870 --> 01:51:48,738
You wanna know if I think
we were just having sex or making love?

1547
01:51:48,840 --> 01:51:52,241
- We <i>did</i> make love?
- <i>Is that what you're calling it?</i>

1548
01:51:52,311 --> 01:51:55,144
Just answer the question!
Did we do it or not?!

1549
01:51:55,247 --> 01:51:58,148
You fuck me, then snub me.
You love me, you hate me.

1550
01:51:58,250 --> 01:52:01,117
You're sensitive,
then you turn into an asshole.

1551
01:52:01,186 --> 01:52:03,882
Does that describe our relationship, Tyler?

1552
01:52:03,956 --> 01:52:06,049
<i>We just lost cabin pressure.</i>

1553
01:52:06,124 --> 01:52:07,591
What did you just say?

1554
01:52:07,693 --> 01:52:10,059
- What is wrong with you?
- Say my name!

1555
01:52:10,128 --> 01:52:13,791
Tyler Durden!
You fucking freak! What's going on?

1556
01:52:13,899 --> 01:52:15,958
- I'm coming over!
- I'm not there!

1557
01:52:16,068 --> 01:52:18,866
You broke your promise.

1558
01:52:18,937 --> 01:52:20,905
Jesus, Tyler.

1559
01:52:20,973 --> 01:52:24,409
- You fucking talked to her about me.
- What the fuck is going on?

1560
01:52:24,509 --> 01:52:27,967
I asked you for one thing. One simple thing.

1561
01:52:28,080 --> 01:52:30,378
Why do people think that I'm you?

1562
01:52:30,949 --> 01:52:33,008
Answer me!

1563
01:52:35,387 --> 01:52:37,218
Sit.

1564
01:52:40,025 --> 01:52:42,721
Answer me. Why do people think I'm you?

1565
01:52:42,828 --> 01:52:44,989
I think you know.

1566
01:52:45,130 --> 01:52:47,690
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.

1567
01:52:47,799 --> 01:52:50,529
Why would anyone
possibly confuse you with me?

1568
01:52:50,602 --> 01:52:53,400
I... I don't know.

1569
01:52:58,176 --> 01:53:01,043
- You got it.
- No.

1570
01:53:01,146 --> 01:53:03,239
- Do not fuck with us!
- Say it.

1571
01:53:04,616 --> 01:53:06,641
Because...

1572
01:53:08,020 --> 01:53:09,180
Say it!

1573
01:53:10,856 --> 01:53:12,915
Because we're the same person.

1574
01:53:12,991 --> 01:53:15,118
That's right.

1575
01:53:15,193 --> 01:53:17,354
<i>We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap.</i>

1576
01:53:17,429 --> 01:53:21,160
- I don't understand this.
- You wanted a way to change your life.

1577
01:53:21,233 --> 01:53:23,326
You could not do this on your own.

1578
01:53:23,402 --> 01:53:25,461
All the ways you wish you could be,

1579
01:53:25,570 --> 01:53:27,435
that's me.

1580
01:53:27,539 --> 01:53:30,667
I look like you wanna look,
I fuck like you wanna fuck.

1581
01:53:30,776 --> 01:53:33,142
I am smart, capable and, most importantly,

1582
01:53:33,211 --> 01:53:35,975
I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

1583
01:53:36,048 --> 01:53:37,037
Oh, no.

1584
01:53:37,149 --> 01:53:40,050
- Tyler's not here. Tyler went away.
- What?

1585
01:53:40,152 --> 01:53:42,450
This isn't possible. This is crazy.

1586
01:53:42,554 --> 01:53:44,579
People do it every day.

1587
01:53:44,656 --> 01:53:48,217
They talk to themselves.
They see themselves as they'd like to be.

1588
01:53:48,293 --> 01:53:51,558
They don't have the courage you have
to just run with it.

1589
01:53:55,367 --> 01:53:58,700
You still wrestle with it,
so sometimes you're still you.

1590
01:53:58,837 --> 01:54:03,501
- We should do this again sometime.
- At times, you imagine you're watching me.

1591
01:54:03,608 --> 01:54:06,099
If this is your first time, you have to fight.

1592
01:54:06,211 --> 01:54:10,580
Little by little,
you're just letting yourself become

1593
01:54:11,416 --> 01:54:13,316
Tyler Durden.

1594
01:54:13,418 --> 01:54:16,216
You are not yourjob
or how much money you have!

1595
01:54:16,288 --> 01:54:18,688
- No. You have a house.
- Rented in your name.

1596
01:54:18,790 --> 01:54:22,419
- You have jobs, a life.
- You work nights because you can't sleep.

1597
01:54:22,494 --> 01:54:24,291
Or you stay up and make soap.

1598
01:54:24,396 --> 01:54:29,333
- You're fucking Marla, Tyler.
- Technically, you are. It's all the same to her.

1599
01:54:31,069 --> 01:54:33,094
Oh, my God.

1600
01:54:34,106 --> 01:54:36,199
Now you see our dilemma.

1601
01:54:36,274 --> 01:54:38,538
She knows too much.

1602
01:54:38,643 --> 01:54:43,740
I think we're gonna have to talk about
how this might compromise our goals.

1603
01:54:43,882 --> 01:54:46,009
What... What are you saying?

1604
01:54:46,952 --> 01:54:51,218
This is bullshit. This is bullshit,
I'm not listening to this!

1605
01:54:51,289 --> 01:54:53,951
- You are insane!
- No. You're insane.

1606
01:54:54,059 --> 01:54:56,755
We simply do not have time for this crap.

1607
01:54:58,263 --> 01:55:00,458
<i>It's called a changeover.</i>

1608
01:55:00,532 --> 01:55:02,625
<i>The movie goes on</i>

1609
01:55:02,701 --> 01:55:05,829
<i>and nobody in the audience has any idea.</i>

1610
01:55:18,783 --> 01:55:22,480
- Sir! Are you checking out?
- Yeah. Bill me.

1611
01:55:22,554 --> 01:55:24,988
Can you initial this list of phone calls?

1612
01:55:29,394 --> 01:55:33,455
- When were these made?
- Between 2.00 and 3.30 this morning.

1613
01:55:39,304 --> 01:55:43,400
<i>Have I been going to bed earlier every night?</i>
<i>Have I been sleeping later?</i>

1614
01:55:43,508 --> 01:55:48,377
<i>Have I been Tyler longer and longer?</i>

1615
01:55:50,882 --> 01:55:53,316
Is anybody here?

1616
01:55:55,987 --> 01:55:58,080
<i>Déjà vu all over again.</i>

1617
01:55:59,724 --> 01:56:02,215
With enough soap,
one could blow up anything.

1618
01:56:04,563 --> 01:56:06,622
Oh, my God.

1619
01:56:10,535 --> 01:56:12,901
- <i>1888.</i>
- Who am I calling?

1620
01:56:13,338 --> 01:56:17,001
<i>1888 Franklin. This is maintenance. Hello?</i>

1621
01:56:18,176 --> 01:56:19,768
<i>Hello?</i>

1622
01:56:19,844 --> 01:56:21,971
1888 Franklin Street?

1623
01:56:22,047 --> 01:56:24,140
<i>Yes. Can I help you?</i>

1624
01:56:26,585 --> 01:56:29,179
- <i>Hello?</i>
- Yeah, yeah.

1625
01:56:29,254 --> 01:56:31,779
I need to talk to your supervisor right away.

1626
01:56:31,856 --> 01:56:33,983
- <i>Speaking.</i>
- OK, listen to me.

1627
01:56:34,059 --> 01:56:37,222
Something terrible
is about to happen to your building.

1628
01:56:37,329 --> 01:56:39,388
<i>It's under control, sir.</i>

1629
01:56:39,831 --> 01:56:43,392
- Excuse me?
- <i>Don't worry about us, sir. We're solid.</i>

1630
01:56:47,639 --> 01:56:49,004
<i>2160.</i>

1631
01:56:56,615 --> 01:56:59,140
Marla! Marla! Hey, wait!

1632
01:57:00,819 --> 01:57:03,617
Wait! I gotta talk to you! Marla! Marla!

1633
01:57:03,688 --> 01:57:07,852
Your bald freaks hit me with a fucking broom!
They almost broke my arm!

1634
01:57:07,993 --> 01:57:10,689
They were burning their fingertips with lye.

1635
01:57:10,795 --> 01:57:14,754
This needs a tremendous act of faith
on your part, but hear me out.

1636
01:57:14,833 --> 01:57:18,792
- Here comes an avalanche of bullshit.
- A little more faith than that.

1637
01:57:22,040 --> 01:57:24,600
I don't wanna hear
anything you have to say.

1638
01:57:24,676 --> 01:57:26,803
You have every right to be...

1639
01:57:27,412 --> 01:57:29,277
I'll just have a coffee, thanks.

1640
01:57:29,381 --> 01:57:32,316
Sir. Anything you order is free of charge, sir.

1641
01:57:32,417 --> 01:57:34,442
Why is it free of charge?

1642
01:57:34,519 --> 01:57:36,578
- Don't ask.
- Whatever.

1643
01:57:36,655 --> 01:57:42,184
I'll have the clam chowder, fried chicken
and baked potato and a chocolate chiffon pie.

1644
01:57:42,260 --> 01:57:44,319
Clean food, please.

1645
01:57:44,429 --> 01:57:47,455
In that case,
may I advise against the clam chowder.

1646
01:57:47,532 --> 01:57:49,625
No clam chowder. Thank you.

1647
01:57:51,102 --> 01:57:53,332
You got about 30 seconds.

1648
01:57:56,041 --> 01:57:58,532
I know I've been acting very strange, OK?

1649
01:57:58,643 --> 01:58:02,079
- I know it seems there's two sides to me...
- Two sides?

1650
01:58:02,147 --> 01:58:07,210
- You're Dr Jekyll and Mr Jackass.
- I know. But I realized something important.

1651
01:58:07,285 --> 01:58:11,346
- What?
- The nature of our relationship wasn't clear

1652
01:58:11,456 --> 01:58:13,822
to me for reasons I won't go into.

1653
01:58:13,892 --> 01:58:16,486
- I know I haven't treated you well.
- Whatever.

1654
01:58:16,561 --> 01:58:19,291
No, no. Fifteen seconds, please!

1655
01:58:19,364 --> 01:58:21,662
Fifteen seconds,
don't open your mouth.

1656
01:58:21,733 --> 01:58:23,826
I'm trying to tell you I'm sorry.

1657
01:58:23,902 --> 01:58:28,236
What I've come to realize
is that I really like you, Marla.

1658
01:58:28,306 --> 01:58:30,433
You do?

1659
01:58:30,508 --> 01:58:32,373
I really do.

1660
01:58:32,477 --> 01:58:36,777
I care about you and I don't want anything
bad to happen to you because of me.

1661
01:58:36,881 --> 01:58:39,645
Marla, your life is in danger.

1662
01:58:39,718 --> 01:58:41,652
What?

1663
01:58:41,720 --> 01:58:45,451
You need to leave town for a while.
Get out of any major city.

1664
01:58:45,523 --> 01:58:48,321
- Just go camping...
- You're an insane person.

1665
01:58:48,393 --> 01:58:51,851
- No. I've involved you in something terrible.
- No. Shut up!

1666
01:58:51,930 --> 01:58:54,490
- You're not safe.
- Shut up!

1667
01:58:56,301 --> 01:59:00,738
- Listen, I tried, Tyler. I really tried.
- I know you did.

1668
01:59:00,805 --> 01:59:03,865
There are things about you I like.
You're smart, funny.

1669
01:59:03,942 --> 01:59:05,910
You're spectacular in bed.

1670
01:59:05,977 --> 01:59:07,410
But

1671
01:59:07,512 --> 01:59:09,571
you're intolerable.

1672
01:59:09,681 --> 01:59:12,172
You have very serious emotional problems.

1673
01:59:12,283 --> 01:59:16,219
Deep-seated problems
for which you should seek professional help.

1674
01:59:16,321 --> 01:59:20,280
- I know, and I'm sorry.
- You're sorry, I'm sorry. Everyone's sorry.

1675
01:59:21,426 --> 01:59:23,519
I can't do this any more.

1676
01:59:23,595 --> 01:59:25,688
I can't.

1677
01:59:25,764 --> 01:59:27,823
And I won't.

1678
01:59:27,932 --> 01:59:29,957
I'm gone.

1679
01:59:30,034 --> 01:59:32,730
You can't leave, Marla! You're not safe!

1680
01:59:35,573 --> 01:59:38,235
- Marla, you don't understand!
- Leave me alone!

1681
01:59:38,343 --> 01:59:40,834
- Marla, I am trying to protect you!
- Let go!

1682
01:59:40,945 --> 01:59:43,937
- I don't ever wanna see you again!
- That's fine...

1683
01:59:44,015 --> 01:59:46,142
Here, wait right here!

1684
01:59:50,021 --> 01:59:52,581
Hold it right there! Shut up!

1685
01:59:52,657 --> 01:59:54,784
Take this money and get on this bus.

1686
01:59:54,859 --> 01:59:57,020
I promise I won't bother you again.

1687
01:59:57,162 --> 01:59:58,595
Shut up!

1688
01:59:58,663 --> 02:00:01,860
Please get on the bus. Please get on the bus.

1689
02:00:03,034 --> 02:00:05,161
Why are you doing this?

1690
02:00:05,236 --> 02:00:09,332
They think you're a threat.
I can't explain it now, just trust me!

1691
02:00:09,407 --> 02:00:13,776
- If I know where you are, you won't be safe.
- I'll keep this, it's asshole tax.

1692
02:00:13,845 --> 02:00:18,248
- Fine. Remember, stay out of major cities.
- Tyler.

1693
02:00:19,784 --> 02:00:22,617
You're the worst thing
that ever happened to me.

1694
02:00:37,635 --> 02:00:40,297
Hello. I need you to arrest me.

1695
02:00:40,405 --> 02:00:43,169
I am the leader of a terrorist organization

1696
02:00:43,241 --> 02:00:48,201
responsible for numerous acts
of vandalism and assault all over this city.

1697
02:00:48,279 --> 02:00:52,181
In the metropolitan area,
we had probably 200 members.

1698
02:00:52,250 --> 02:00:56,050
Chapters have sprung up
in five or six other major cities already.

1699
02:00:56,221 --> 02:00:59,247
This is a tightly-regimented organization

1700
02:00:59,324 --> 02:01:04,921
with many cells capable of operating
independent of central leadership.

1701
02:01:05,029 --> 02:01:08,897
Go to the house, OK? 1537 Paper Street.

1702
02:01:09,000 --> 02:01:10,900
That's our headquarters.

1703
02:01:11,002 --> 02:01:13,596
In the back, buried in the garden,

1704
02:01:13,671 --> 02:01:16,697
you'll find the body of Robert Paulsen.

1705
02:01:16,808 --> 02:01:20,107
In the basement,
you're gonna find some bathtubs

1706
02:01:20,245 --> 02:01:25,547
that have been used very recently
to make large quantities of nitroglycerin.

1707
02:01:25,650 --> 02:01:27,675
I believe the plan is to blow up

1708
02:01:27,752 --> 02:01:30,846
the headquarters
of these credit card companies

1709
02:01:30,922 --> 02:01:33,015
and the TRW building.

1710
02:01:33,958 --> 02:01:37,325
Why these buildings?
Why credit card companies?

1711
02:01:37,428 --> 02:01:41,023
If you erase the debt record,
then we all go back to zero.

1712
02:01:41,866 --> 02:01:43,925
You'll create total chaos.

1713
02:01:45,537 --> 02:01:48,768
Keep him talking. I need to make a phone
call.

1714
02:01:59,350 --> 02:02:01,580
I really admire what you're doing.

1715
02:02:02,053 --> 02:02:04,112
What?

1716
02:02:04,255 --> 02:02:06,280
You're a brave man to order this.

1717
02:02:06,357 --> 02:02:08,120
You're a genius, sir.

1718
02:02:08,259 --> 02:02:12,958
You said if anyone ever interferes
with Project Mayhem, even you,

1719
02:02:13,064 --> 02:02:15,396
we gotta get his balls.

1720
02:02:16,801 --> 02:02:19,964
- Don't fight.
- It's a powerful gesture, Mr Durden.

1721
02:02:20,071 --> 02:02:23,097
- It will set an example.
- You're making a big mistake!

1722
02:02:23,174 --> 02:02:26,007
- You said you'd say that.
- I'm not Tyler Durden!

1723
02:02:26,110 --> 02:02:29,978
- You told us you'd say that too.
- All right. I am Tyler Durden.

1724
02:02:30,081 --> 02:02:32,777
Listen to me. I'm giving you a direct order.

1725
02:02:32,884 --> 02:02:37,014
- We're aborting this mission now.
- You said you would definitely say that.

1726
02:02:43,161 --> 02:02:46,722
Are you fucking out of your minds?
You're police officers!

1727
02:02:47,565 --> 02:02:49,624
Is somebody timing this?

1728
02:02:49,801 --> 02:02:52,770
Keep your mouth shut.

1729
02:02:52,837 --> 02:02:54,930
Shit!

1730
02:02:57,575 --> 02:03:00,373
Some of this information checks out.

1731
02:03:00,445 --> 02:03:03,744
- Let's go to that house on Paper Street.
- Be right there.

1732
02:03:04,449 --> 02:03:06,212
Hey, wait!

1733
02:03:06,918 --> 02:03:09,443
- I got him.
- Sir, we have to do this.

1734
02:03:09,554 --> 02:03:12,022
- Stop fighting!
- Where's the rubber band?

1735
02:03:12,123 --> 02:03:14,614
Get away from me! Drop that fucking knife!

1736
02:03:18,162 --> 02:03:21,598
Back up. Face down on the floor right now!

1737
02:03:22,834 --> 02:03:24,859
Get down on the floor!

1738
02:03:29,641 --> 02:03:32,542
The first person
that comes out of this door

1739
02:03:32,610 --> 02:03:34,578
gets a lead salad! Understand?

1740
02:03:58,903 --> 02:04:01,497
Get away! Stay away!

1741
02:04:14,452 --> 02:04:16,511
<i>I ran.</i>

1742
02:04:17,055 --> 02:04:21,219
<i>I ran until my muscles burned</i>
<i>and my veins pumped battery acid.</i>

1743
02:04:23,861 --> 02:04:25,920
<i>Then I ran some more.</i>

1744
02:05:06,637 --> 02:05:08,935
What the fuck are you doing?

1745
02:05:09,040 --> 02:05:11,975
Running around in your underpants!
You look crazy!

1746
02:05:12,076 --> 02:05:15,170
No. I'm onto you.
I know what's going on here.

1747
02:05:15,279 --> 02:05:20,182
Come on, then. I got us a great place
to watch from. It'll be like pay-per-view.

1748
02:06:08,166 --> 02:06:10,828
- Oh, Christ.
- Now what are you doing?

1749
02:06:10,935 --> 02:06:14,302
- I'm stopping this.
- Why?

1750
02:06:14,372 --> 02:06:17,773
- The greatest thing you've ever done.
- I can't let this happen.

1751
02:06:17,842 --> 02:06:21,107
There are 10 other bombs
in 10 other buildings.

1752
02:06:21,179 --> 02:06:23,545
Since when is Project Mayhem
about murder?

1753
02:06:23,614 --> 02:06:25,605
The buildings are empty.

1754
02:06:25,716 --> 02:06:28,549
We're not killing anyone.
We're setting 'em free!

1755
02:06:28,619 --> 02:06:31,383
Bob is dead. They shot him in the head.

1756
02:06:31,522 --> 02:06:34,855
You wanna make an omelette,
you gotta break some eggs.

1757
02:06:34,959 --> 02:06:38,554
No. I'm not listening to you.
You're not even there.

1758
02:06:44,602 --> 02:06:48,971
I wouldn't do that.
Not unless you knew which wires were what.

1759
02:06:49,040 --> 02:06:50,769
If you know, I know.

1760
02:06:56,380 --> 02:07:00,749
<i>Or</i> maybe I knew you'd know, so I spent
all day thinking about the wrong ones.

1761
02:07:09,260 --> 02:07:10,352
You think?

1762
02:07:12,363 --> 02:07:14,456
Oh, heavens, no. Not the green one.

1763
02:07:15,299 --> 02:07:18,291
Pull any one but the green one.

1764
02:07:23,040 --> 02:07:25,668
I asked you not to do that!

1765
02:07:27,511 --> 02:07:29,069
Fuck!

1766
02:07:30,014 --> 02:07:32,107
Tyler, get away from the van.

1767
02:07:34,318 --> 02:07:37,719
Tyler, I'm not kidding!
Get away from the van!

1768
02:07:37,822 --> 02:07:39,187
Goddamn it!

1769
02:07:45,529 --> 02:07:46,894
OK.

1770
02:07:46,998 --> 02:07:50,331
You are now firing a gun
at your imaginary friend

1771
02:07:50,434 --> 02:07:53,028
near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!

1772
02:07:55,239 --> 02:07:57,002
Cool it, Tyler!

1773
02:08:10,221 --> 02:08:12,280
Come on!

1774
02:08:12,356 --> 02:08:14,415
Don't go!

1775
02:08:51,996 --> 02:08:53,190
What?!

1776
02:09:38,676 --> 02:09:39,370
Three minutes.

1777
02:09:40,311 --> 02:09:42,609
This is it.

1778
02:09:42,713 --> 02:09:44,738
The beginning.

1779
02:09:44,815 --> 02:09:46,783
Ground zero.

1780
02:09:46,851 --> 02:09:49,149
<i>I think this is about where we came in.</i>

1781
02:09:49,220 --> 02:09:51,711
Do you have a speech for the occasion?

1782
02:09:51,789 --> 02:09:54,815
I'm sorry?

1783
02:09:54,925 --> 02:09:56,984
I still can't think of anything.

1784
02:09:59,030 --> 02:10:01,123
Flashback humor.

1785
02:10:06,203 --> 02:10:08,228
It's getting exciting now.

1786
02:10:09,807 --> 02:10:11,604
Two and a half.

1787
02:10:11,675 --> 02:10:14,235
Think of everything we've accomplished.

1788
02:10:14,345 --> 02:10:19,146
Out these windows, we will view
the collapse of financial history.

1789
02:10:19,216 --> 02:10:22,947
One step closer to economic equilibrium.

1790
02:10:36,500 --> 02:10:38,900
Why is she here?

1791
02:10:39,003 --> 02:10:40,903
Tying up loose ends.

1792
02:10:41,005 --> 02:10:44,065
Put me down, you baldheaded fuck!

1793
02:10:44,175 --> 02:10:47,269
- I beg you, please don't do this.
- I'm not doing this.

1794
02:10:47,378 --> 02:10:50,836
- <i>We</i> are doing this. This is what we want.
- No.

1795
02:10:50,915 --> 02:10:55,648
- I don't want this.
- Right. Except you is meaningless now.

1796
02:10:55,719 --> 02:10:59,712
- We have to forget about you.
- You're a voice in my head.

1797
02:10:59,824 --> 02:11:01,883
You're a voice in mine!

1798
02:11:01,992 --> 02:11:04,825
- Why can't I get rid of you?
- You need me.

1799
02:11:04,895 --> 02:11:06,988
No. I don't. I really don't any more.

1800
02:11:07,064 --> 02:11:11,330
You created me. I didn't create some
loser alter ego to make me feel better.

1801
02:11:11,435 --> 02:11:15,394
- Take some responsibility.
- I do. I am responsible for all of it

1802
02:11:15,506 --> 02:11:17,235
and I accept that.

1803
02:11:17,308 --> 02:11:21,335
So, please, I'm begging you,
please call this off.

1804
02:11:23,347 --> 02:11:25,542
Have I ever let us down?

1805
02:11:27,017 --> 02:11:29,315
How far have you come because of me?!

1806
02:11:35,226 --> 02:11:37,285
I will bring us through this.

1807
02:11:37,361 --> 02:11:41,161
As always, I will carry you
kicking and screaming

1808
02:11:41,265 --> 02:11:43,699
and in the end you will thank me.

1809
02:11:44,168 --> 02:11:46,693
Tyler. Tyler.

1810
02:11:46,770 --> 02:11:50,297
I'm grateful to you.
For everything that you've done for me.

1811
02:11:50,374 --> 02:11:53,070
But this is too much. I don't want this.

1812
02:11:53,144 --> 02:11:58,446
What do you want? Your shitjob back?
Fucking condo world, watching sitcoms?

1813
02:11:58,516 --> 02:12:00,575
Fuck you! I won't do it.

1814
02:12:01,452 --> 02:12:05,286
- This can't be happening.
- It's already done, so shut up!

1815
02:12:05,356 --> 02:12:06,983
60 seconds till CRI.

1816
02:12:07,525 --> 02:12:09,584
No.

1817
02:12:11,495 --> 02:12:14,293
I can figure this out. This isn't even real.

1818
02:12:14,365 --> 02:12:18,062
You're not real, that gun...
That gun isn't even in your hand.

1819
02:12:19,537 --> 02:12:21,596
The gun's in my hand.

1820
02:12:26,610 --> 02:12:29,101
Good for you. It doesn't change a thing.

1821
02:12:37,988 --> 02:12:40,616
Why do you wanna put a gun to your head?

1822
02:12:40,758 --> 02:12:42,817
Not my head, Tyler.

1823
02:12:43,394 --> 02:12:45,419
Our head.

1824
02:12:46,964 --> 02:12:49,023
Interesting.

1825
02:12:52,036 --> 02:12:54,698
Where are you going with this, Ikea boy?

1826
02:13:01,178 --> 02:13:04,170
Hey. It's you and me.

1827
02:13:06,917 --> 02:13:08,976
Friends?

1828
02:13:09,820 --> 02:13:11,913
Tyler,

1829
02:13:15,326 --> 02:13:17,658
I want you to really listen to me.

1830
02:13:17,795 --> 02:13:20,229
OK.

1831
02:13:20,331 --> 02:13:22,390
My eyes are open.

1832
02:13:41,151 --> 02:13:43,176
What's that smell?

1833
02:14:02,806 --> 02:14:05,798
- Where is everybody?
- Oh, no. What's going on?

1834
02:14:06,443 --> 02:14:08,035
Mr Durden!

1835
02:14:09,113 --> 02:14:10,978
Oh, my God!

1836
02:14:16,320 --> 02:14:19,517
Are you... Are you all right, sir?

1837
02:14:19,623 --> 02:14:23,582
- Oh, yeah, I'm OK.
- You look terrible, sir. What happened?

1838
02:14:23,661 --> 02:14:27,654
- Nothing, it's no problem.
- No, no, no, sir. He's not kidding.

1839
02:14:27,731 --> 02:14:30,495
- You look awful. You need assistance.
- I'm fine.

1840
02:14:30,634 --> 02:14:34,229
Look, I'm fine... Everything's fine.

1841
02:14:36,507 --> 02:14:38,737
Stop it!

1842
02:14:38,876 --> 02:14:42,004
- Let her go.
- Christ Almighty!

1843
02:14:42,079 --> 02:14:43,876
You!

1844
02:14:43,947 --> 02:14:46,040
Hi, Marla.

1845
02:14:46,517 --> 02:14:51,352
- Leave her with me. Meet me downstairs.
- Are you sure?

1846
02:14:51,455 --> 02:14:53,514
Yes, I'm sure.

1847
02:14:54,625 --> 02:14:58,721
You fucker! What kind of sick
fucking game are you playing at?!

1848
02:14:58,862 --> 02:15:01,524
Putting me on a... Oh, my God, your face!

1849
02:15:01,632 --> 02:15:03,122
Yeah, I know.

1850
02:15:07,905 --> 02:15:09,770
What happened?

1851
02:15:09,907 --> 02:15:12,034
- Don't ask.
- You're shot.

1852
02:15:12,109 --> 02:15:14,168
- Yes, I'm shot.
- Oh, my God.

1853
02:15:15,112 --> 02:15:18,138
- I can't believe he's standing.
- One tough motherfucker.

1854
02:15:21,952 --> 02:15:23,783
Who did this?

1855
02:15:23,921 --> 02:15:26,389
I did, actually.

1856
02:15:26,490 --> 02:15:28,549
Find some gauze.

1857
02:15:29,927 --> 02:15:31,952
You shot yourself?

1858
02:15:32,062 --> 02:15:34,690
Yes, but it's OK. Marla, look at me.

1859
02:15:34,765 --> 02:15:37,063
I'm really OK.

1860
02:15:37,134 --> 02:15:41,093
Trust me. Everything's gonna be fine.

1861
02:15:53,917 --> 02:15:57,785
You met me at a very strange time in my life.

1862
02:18:42,886 --> 02:18:45,719
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1863
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