1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Who are the real-world Illuminati ? Find out @ saveanilluminati.com 2 00:00:36,496 --> 00:00:37,596 (rock music) 3 00:01:55,256 --> 00:01:56,406 (music fades) 4 00:01:59,456 --> 00:02:02,406 (man) People always ask me if l know Tyler Durden. 5 00:02:03,216 --> 00:02:04,416 Three minutes. 6 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:06,116 This is it. Ground zero. 7 00:02:06,736 --> 00:02:09,786 - Do you have a speech for the occasion? - (mumbles) 8 00:02:10,336 --> 00:02:13,816 With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels. 9 00:02:13,816 --> 00:02:15,616 l can't think of anything. 10 00:02:15,896 --> 00:02:19,696 For a second, l forget about Tyler's controlled demolition thing... 11 00:02:19,696 --> 00:02:21,856 ..and l wonder how clean that gun is. 12 00:02:21,856 --> 00:02:23,656 lt's getting exciting now. 13 00:02:23,936 --> 00:02:27,036 That old thing, how you always hurt the one you love. 14 00:02:27,056 --> 00:02:28,806 Well, it works both ways. 15 00:02:29,136 --> 00:02:32,586 We have front-row seats for this theatre ofmass destruction. 16 00:02:33,336 --> 00:02:36,056 The Demolitions Committee of Project Mayhem... 17 00:02:36,056 --> 00:02:39,406 ..wrapped the foundations of 12 buildings with explosives. 18 00:02:40,096 --> 00:02:43,396 ln two minutes, primary charges will blow base charges... 19 00:02:43,416 --> 00:02:46,716 ..and a few blocks will be reduced to smouldering rubble. 20 00:02:46,736 --> 00:02:49,086 l know this because Tyler knows this. 21 00:02:49,736 --> 00:02:52,936 Two and a half. Think of everything we've accomplished. 22 00:02:53,056 --> 00:02:57,256 Suddenly l realise that all of this, the gun, the bombs, the revolution,... 23 00:02:58,296 --> 00:03:01,596 ..has got something to do with a girl named Marla Singer. 24 00:03:03,616 --> 00:03:05,316 Bob. Bob had bitch tits. 25 00:03:06,256 --> 00:03:09,506 This was a support group for men with testicular cancer. 26 00:03:10,336 --> 00:03:13,386 The big moosie slobbering all over me, that was Bob. 27 00:03:13,576 --> 00:03:14,876 We're still men. 28 00:03:15,736 --> 00:03:17,436 (flatly) Yes, we're men. 29 00:03:17,936 --> 00:03:19,386 Men is what we are. 30 00:03:20,096 --> 00:03:23,346 Bob had had his testicles removed. Then hormone therapy. 31 00:03:23,496 --> 00:03:27,146 He developed bitch tits because his testosterone was too high... 32 00:03:27,216 --> 00:03:29,336 ..and his body upped the oestrogen. 33 00:03:29,336 --> 00:03:32,976 - That was where l fiit... - They'll have to drain my pecs again. 34 00:03:32,976 --> 00:03:35,326 ..between those huge sweating tits... 35 00:03:35,416 --> 00:03:38,766 ..that hung enormous, the way you'd think of God's as big. 36 00:03:39,576 --> 00:03:40,876 OK, you cry now. 37 00:03:41,776 --> 00:03:44,276 No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier. 38 00:03:45,536 --> 00:03:47,686 For six months, l couldn't sleep. 39 00:03:48,136 --> 00:03:50,086 (echoing) l couldn't sleep... 40 00:03:50,656 --> 00:03:52,656 With insomnia, nothing's real. 41 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:54,416 Everything's far away. 42 00:03:55,696 --> 00:03:57,746 Everything's a copy ofa copy... 43 00:03:58,096 --> 00:03:59,196 ..of a copy. 44 00:04:02,216 --> 00:04:06,916 When deep space exploration ramps up, it'll be the corporations that name everything. 45 00:04:07,656 --> 00:04:09,306 The lBM Stellar Sphere. 46 00:04:09,936 --> 00:04:11,486 The Microsoft Galaxy. 47 00:04:12,056 --> 00:04:13,606 The Planet Starbucks. 48 00:04:14,576 --> 00:04:17,576 l need you out of town this week to cover some red flags. 49 00:04:17,576 --> 00:04:21,076 lt must have been Tuesday. He had on his cornflower blue tie. 50 00:04:21,096 --> 00:04:25,346 You want me to deprioritise my reports until you advise of a status upgrade? 51 00:04:25,616 --> 00:04:29,816 Prioritise these. Here's your flight coupons. Call me if there's any snags. 52 00:04:30,096 --> 00:04:33,346 He was full ofpep. Must have had his grande latte enema. 53 00:04:34,856 --> 00:04:38,856 Like so many others, l had become a slave to the lkea nesting instinct. 54 00:04:39,896 --> 00:04:41,946 Uh... yes. l'd like to order... 55 00:04:42,256 --> 00:04:44,406 ..the Erika Pekkari dust ruffles. 56 00:04:44,496 --> 00:04:46,616 - Please hold. - Anything clever,... 57 00:04:46,616 --> 00:04:50,366 ..like a coffee table in the shape ofa yin-yang, l had to have it. 58 00:04:51,816 --> 00:04:53,966 The Klipsk personal offiice unit. 59 00:04:54,176 --> 00:04:56,126 The Hovetrekke home exerbike. 60 00:04:56,736 --> 00:05:00,136 Or the Ohamshab sofa with the Strinne green stripe pattern. 61 00:05:00,216 --> 00:05:04,366 Even the Ryslampa wire lamps of environmentally-friendly unbleached paper. 62 00:05:05,536 --> 00:05:08,086 l'd flip through catalogues and wonder... 63 00:05:08,336 --> 00:05:11,336 .. ''What kind of dining set defiines me as a person?'' 64 00:05:11,336 --> 00:05:15,536 l had it all. Even the glass dishes with tiny bubbles and imperfections,... 65 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:20,666 ..proof that they were crafted by the honest, hard-working, indigenous peoples of... 66 00:05:20,976 --> 00:05:23,226 - (woman) Please hold. - ..wherever. 67 00:05:24,296 --> 00:05:26,196 We used to read pornography. 68 00:05:26,416 --> 00:05:28,616 Now it was the Horchow collection. 69 00:05:29,216 --> 00:05:32,516 - No. You can't die of insomnia. - What about narcolepsy? 70 00:05:32,536 --> 00:05:34,896 l nod off, l wake up in strange places. 71 00:05:34,896 --> 00:05:36,946 l have no idea how l got there. 72 00:05:36,976 --> 00:05:40,696 - You need to lighten up. - Can you please just give me something? 73 00:05:40,696 --> 00:05:43,496 Red and blue Tuinals, lipstick-red Seconals... 74 00:05:44,576 --> 00:05:46,876 No. You need healthy, natural sleep. 75 00:05:48,576 --> 00:05:51,326 Chew some valerian root and get more exercise. 76 00:05:53,856 --> 00:05:55,006 Hey, come on. 77 00:05:55,936 --> 00:05:58,016 - l'm in pain. - You wanna see pain? 78 00:05:58,016 --> 00:06:00,536 Swing by First Methodist, Tuesday nights. 79 00:06:00,536 --> 00:06:02,836 See the guys with testicular cancer. 80 00:06:03,576 --> 00:06:04,676 That's pain. 81 00:06:12,336 --> 00:06:13,736 (children singing) 82 00:06:20,816 --> 00:06:23,766 l always wanted three kids... two boys and a girl. 83 00:06:24,176 --> 00:06:26,326 Mindy wanted two girls and a boy. 84 00:06:27,976 --> 00:06:30,126 We never could agree on anything. 85 00:06:30,696 --> 00:06:32,046 Well, l... She... 86 00:06:32,496 --> 00:06:34,696 She had her first child last week. 87 00:06:34,976 --> 00:06:35,826 A girl. 88 00:06:37,216 --> 00:06:39,766 With... With her... With her new husband. 89 00:06:41,136 --> 00:06:42,636 (man whispers) Fuck! 90 00:06:44,376 --> 00:06:45,976 Thank God, you know... 91 00:06:46,456 --> 00:06:47,806 l'm glad for her. 92 00:06:49,216 --> 00:06:50,816 (sobs) She deserves... 93 00:06:55,736 --> 00:06:59,036 Everyone, let's thank Thomas for sharing himself with us. 94 00:06:59,496 --> 00:07:00,896 Thank you, Thomas. 95 00:07:01,576 --> 00:07:04,626 l look around this room, and l see a lot of courage. 96 00:07:04,976 --> 00:07:06,826 And that gives me strength. 97 00:07:07,056 --> 00:07:08,956 We give each other strength. 98 00:07:09,376 --> 00:07:11,376 lt's time for the one-on-ones. 99 00:07:12,136 --> 00:07:16,186 So let's all of us follow Thomas's example and really open ourselves up. 100 00:07:16,456 --> 00:07:18,206 Could you find a partner? 101 00:07:20,536 --> 00:07:22,886 And this is how l met the big moosie. 102 00:07:25,176 --> 00:07:27,726 His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears. 103 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:33,266 Knees together. Those awkward little steps. 104 00:07:38,296 --> 00:07:39,946 - My name is Bob. - Bob? 105 00:07:40,976 --> 00:07:43,256 Bob had been a champion bodybuilder. 106 00:07:43,256 --> 00:07:46,556 You know that chest expansion programme on late-night TV? 107 00:07:46,856 --> 00:07:48,256 That was his idea. 108 00:07:48,936 --> 00:07:50,686 (sobbing) l was a juicer. 109 00:07:51,016 --> 00:07:52,766 You know, using steroids? 110 00:07:53,136 --> 00:07:54,386 Diabonal and... 111 00:07:55,616 --> 00:07:56,666 ..Wisterol. 112 00:07:57,936 --> 00:08:00,886 Oh, they use that on racehorses, for Christ sakes. 113 00:08:02,176 --> 00:08:03,726 And now l'm bankrupt. 114 00:08:05,016 --> 00:08:06,166 l'm divorced. 115 00:08:07,736 --> 00:08:09,236 My two grown kids... 116 00:08:10,576 --> 00:08:12,826 ..won't even return my phone calls. 117 00:08:13,216 --> 00:08:16,916 Strangers with this kind ofhonesty make me go a big, rubbery one. 118 00:08:19,816 --> 00:08:21,466 Go ahead,... Cornelius. 119 00:08:21,896 --> 00:08:22,996 You can cry. 120 00:08:36,896 --> 00:08:38,346 (starts snivelling) 121 00:08:38,976 --> 00:08:41,476 And then... something happened. l let go. 122 00:08:42,376 --> 00:08:43,826 That's really good. 123 00:08:44,456 --> 00:08:45,806 Lost in oblivion. 124 00:08:46,536 --> 00:08:48,486 Dark and silent and complete. 125 00:08:51,616 --> 00:08:54,316 l found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom. 126 00:08:57,536 --> 00:08:59,186 (Bob whispers) lt's OK. 127 00:09:01,696 --> 00:09:03,646 Babies don't sleep this well. 128 00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:08,696 l became addicted. 129 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,746 lf l didn't say anything... 130 00:09:24,976 --> 00:09:27,176 ..people always assumed the worst. 131 00:09:31,256 --> 00:09:33,806 They cried harder... then l cried harder. 132 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:46,616 Now we're going to open the green door, the heart chakra... 133 00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:48,896 l wasn't really dying. 134 00:09:49,416 --> 00:09:51,766 l wasn't host to cancer or parasites. 135 00:09:52,936 --> 00:09:56,986 l was the warm little centre that the life of this world crowded around. 136 00:09:57,616 --> 00:10:00,536 lmagine your pain as a white ball of healing light. 137 00:10:00,536 --> 00:10:02,886 lt moves over your body, healing you. 138 00:10:04,576 --> 00:10:07,226 Now keep this going. Remember to breathe... 139 00:10:08,016 --> 00:10:11,116 ..and step forward through the back door of the room. 140 00:10:12,376 --> 00:10:13,826 Where does it lead? 141 00:10:14,496 --> 00:10:15,646 To your cave. 142 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:17,866 Step forward... 143 00:10:18,496 --> 00:10:19,846 ..into your cave. 144 00:10:20,696 --> 00:10:21,846 That's right. 145 00:10:22,776 --> 00:10:25,526 (echoing) You're going deeper into your cave. 146 00:10:26,776 --> 00:10:28,626 And you're going to find... 147 00:10:28,856 --> 00:10:30,356 ..your power animal. 148 00:10:32,896 --> 00:10:34,196 (penguin) Slide. 149 00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:37,086 (penguin giggles) 150 00:10:44,816 --> 00:10:46,366 Every evening l died. 151 00:10:47,936 --> 00:10:50,186 And every evening l was born again. 152 00:10:51,056 --> 00:10:52,156 Resurrected. 153 00:10:54,976 --> 00:10:58,526 Bob loved me because he thought my testicles were removed too. 154 00:10:59,136 --> 00:11:01,686 Being there, pressed against his tits,... 155 00:11:01,896 --> 00:11:03,146 ..ready to cry. 156 00:11:03,976 --> 00:11:05,526 This was my vacation. 157 00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:09,736 And she... 158 00:11:10,376 --> 00:11:11,876 ..ruined everything. 159 00:11:13,016 --> 00:11:14,616 This is cancer, right? 160 00:11:17,816 --> 00:11:19,716 This chick, Marla Singer,... 161 00:11:20,016 --> 00:11:22,166 ..did not have testicular cancer. 162 00:11:22,656 --> 00:11:23,906 She was a liar. 163 00:11:24,736 --> 00:11:26,586 She had no diseases at all. 164 00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:30,536 l had seen her at Free And Clear, my blood parasites group, Thursdays. 165 00:11:30,536 --> 00:11:33,286 Then at Hope, my bimonthly sickle-cell circle. 166 00:11:34,336 --> 00:11:37,736 And again, at Seize The Day, my tuberculosis, Friday night. 167 00:11:40,176 --> 00:11:41,126 Marla,... 168 00:11:42,176 --> 00:11:43,576 ..the big tourist. 169 00:11:44,656 --> 00:11:46,406 Her lie reflected my lie. 170 00:11:47,176 --> 00:11:49,126 And suddenly, l felt nothing. 171 00:11:49,256 --> 00:11:51,406 l couldn't cry. So once again,... 172 00:11:52,816 --> 00:11:54,266 ..l couldn't sleep. 173 00:12:05,336 --> 00:12:07,786 Next group, after guided meditation,... 174 00:12:07,816 --> 00:12:11,176 ..after we open our heart chakras, when it's time to hug,... 175 00:12:11,176 --> 00:12:14,296 ..l'm gonna grab that bitch, Marla Singer, and scream. 176 00:12:14,296 --> 00:12:17,746 Marla, you liar! You big tourist, l need this! Now, get out! 177 00:12:20,136 --> 00:12:22,036 l hadn't slept in four days. 178 00:12:22,496 --> 00:12:24,376 (TV) We'lljust let that dry... 179 00:12:24,376 --> 00:12:27,376 When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep. 180 00:12:27,776 --> 00:12:29,776 And you're never really awake. 181 00:12:31,256 --> 00:12:33,356 To begin tonight's communion,... 182 00:12:33,736 --> 00:12:36,136 ..Chloe would like to say a few words. 183 00:12:36,496 --> 00:12:37,796 Oh, yeah. Chloe. 184 00:12:40,136 --> 00:12:44,786 Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton would look ifyou made it walk around... 185 00:12:44,976 --> 00:12:47,076 ..being extra nice to everybody. 186 00:12:47,416 --> 00:12:48,966 Well, l'm still here. 187 00:12:49,776 --> 00:12:51,776 But l don't know for how long. 188 00:12:52,616 --> 00:12:55,416 That's as much certainty as anyone can give me. 189 00:12:55,696 --> 00:12:57,596 But l've got some good news. 190 00:12:57,656 --> 00:12:59,906 l no longer have any fear of death. 191 00:13:05,016 --> 00:13:07,366 But... l am in a pretty lonely place. 192 00:13:09,616 --> 00:13:11,566 No-one will have sex with me. 193 00:13:12,736 --> 00:13:16,836 l'm so close to the end, and all l want is to get laid for the last time. 194 00:13:17,536 --> 00:13:20,286 l have pornographic movies in my apartment,... 195 00:13:20,936 --> 00:13:24,186 - ..and lubricants and amyl nitrite. - Thank you, Chloe. 196 00:13:25,176 --> 00:13:27,076 Everyone, let's thank Chloe. 197 00:13:27,296 --> 00:13:28,946 (all) Thank you, Chloe. 198 00:13:32,056 --> 00:13:34,956 Now, let's ready ourselves for guided meditation. 199 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,566 You're standing at the entrance of your cave. 200 00:13:40,536 --> 00:13:43,086 You step inside your cave and you walk... 201 00:13:43,936 --> 00:13:46,536 if l did have a tumour, l'd name it Marla. 202 00:13:47,936 --> 00:13:48,736 Marla. 203 00:13:49,936 --> 00:13:54,296 The scratch on the roof ofyour mouth that would heal ifyou could stop tonguing it. 204 00:13:54,296 --> 00:13:55,496 But you can't. 205 00:13:57,176 --> 00:14:00,016 (group leader) ..deeper into your cave as you walk. 206 00:14:00,016 --> 00:14:03,016 (echoing) You feel a healing energy all around you. 207 00:14:05,936 --> 00:14:07,836 Now fiind your power animal. 208 00:14:10,696 --> 00:14:11,496 Slide. 209 00:14:16,016 --> 00:14:18,316 (group leader) OK. Let's partner up. 210 00:14:19,376 --> 00:14:21,676 Pick someone special to you tonight. 211 00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:28,276 Hey. 212 00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:31,686 - We need to talk. - Sure. 213 00:14:36,536 --> 00:14:38,136 - l'm onto you. - What? 214 00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:41,066 Yeah. You're a faker. You're not dying. 215 00:14:41,696 --> 00:14:42,496 Sorry? 216 00:14:43,496 --> 00:14:48,046 ln the Tibetan-philosophy, Sylvia-Plath sense of the word, l know we're all dying. 217 00:14:48,376 --> 00:14:51,126 - But you're not dying the way Chloe is. - So? 218 00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:54,476 So you're a tourist. 219 00:14:55,056 --> 00:14:58,706 l've seen you. l saw you at melanoma, l saw you at tuberculosis. 220 00:14:59,176 --> 00:15:01,226 l saw you at testicular cancer! 221 00:15:01,656 --> 00:15:03,336 l saw you practising this. 222 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,586 - Practising what? - Telling me off. 223 00:15:05,736 --> 00:15:08,436 ls it going as well as you hoped,... Rupert? 224 00:15:09,496 --> 00:15:10,796 l'll expose you. 225 00:15:11,296 --> 00:15:13,096 Go ahead. l'll expose you. 226 00:15:14,016 --> 00:15:16,616 (leader) Come together. Let yourselves cry. 227 00:15:21,416 --> 00:15:22,216 (sobs) 228 00:15:23,496 --> 00:15:25,576 Oh, God. Why are you doing this? 229 00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:28,336 lt's cheaper than a movie and there's free coffee. 230 00:15:28,336 --> 00:15:31,036 Look, this is important. These are my groups. 231 00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:33,176 l've been coming for over a year. 232 00:15:33,176 --> 00:15:35,376 - Why do you do it? - l don't know. 233 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:39,986 When people think you're dying, they listen to you instead of... 234 00:15:40,096 --> 00:15:42,746 lnstead of waiting for their turn to speak. 235 00:15:44,216 --> 00:15:45,266 Yeah. Yeah. 236 00:15:47,336 --> 00:15:49,286 Share yourself... completely. 237 00:15:50,856 --> 00:15:52,936 Look, you don't want to get into this. 238 00:15:52,936 --> 00:15:55,016 - lt becomes an addiction. - Really? 239 00:15:55,016 --> 00:15:59,166 l'm not kidding. l can't cry if another faker is present, and l need this. 240 00:15:59,176 --> 00:16:01,256 You gotta find somewhere else to go. 241 00:16:01,256 --> 00:16:04,056 Candystripe a cancer ward. lt's not my problem. 242 00:16:07,696 --> 00:16:09,546 No, wait a second. Hold on. 243 00:16:09,776 --> 00:16:11,676 We'll split up the week, OK? 244 00:16:11,856 --> 00:16:14,056 You take lymphoma and tuberculosis. 245 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:17,136 You take tuberculosis. My smoking doesn't go over at all. 246 00:16:17,136 --> 00:16:20,336 OK. Good. Fine. Testicular cancer should be no contest. 247 00:16:20,376 --> 00:16:24,216 Technically, l have more right to be there. You still have your balls. 248 00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:26,366 - You're kidding. - l dunno. Am l? 249 00:16:27,136 --> 00:16:27,986 No. No. 250 00:16:28,616 --> 00:16:31,216 - What do you want? - l'll take the parasites. 251 00:16:31,216 --> 00:16:33,966 You can't have both. Take the blood parasites. 252 00:16:33,976 --> 00:16:38,126 - l want brain parasites. - l'll take the blood but l want brain dementia. 253 00:16:38,216 --> 00:16:40,936 - l want that. - You can't have the whole brain. 254 00:16:40,936 --> 00:16:43,386 So far, you have four. l only have two. 255 00:16:43,416 --> 00:16:46,066 OK. Take both the parasites. They're yours. 256 00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:49,006 Now we both have three... 257 00:16:52,056 --> 00:16:54,156 Hey! You left half your clothes. 258 00:16:55,936 --> 00:16:57,186 (tyres screech) 259 00:16:58,016 --> 00:16:59,016 (car horn) 260 00:17:10,456 --> 00:17:12,616 - What, are you selling those? - Yes! 261 00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:14,366 l'm selling some clothes! 262 00:17:14,696 --> 00:17:16,776 So! We each have three. That's six. 263 00:17:16,776 --> 00:17:19,576 What about the seventh day? l want bowel cancer. 264 00:17:19,576 --> 00:17:21,626 The girl had done her homework. 265 00:17:21,656 --> 00:17:23,556 No. No. l want bowel cancer. 266 00:17:24,296 --> 00:17:26,096 That's your favourite too? 267 00:17:26,376 --> 00:17:29,476 - Tried to slip it by me, eh? - Look, we'll split it. 268 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,916 Take the first and third Sunday. 269 00:17:34,176 --> 00:17:34,926 Deal. 270 00:17:38,456 --> 00:17:40,306 Looks like this is goodbye. 271 00:17:40,776 --> 00:17:42,896 Let's not make a big thing out of it. 272 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:45,296 How's this for not making a big thing? 273 00:17:48,576 --> 00:17:49,626 Hey, Marla! 274 00:17:50,616 --> 00:17:51,416 Marla! 275 00:17:52,776 --> 00:17:54,926 Maybe we should exchange numbers. 276 00:17:55,336 --> 00:17:56,336 Should we? 277 00:17:57,256 --> 00:17:59,556 - We might wanna switch nights. - OK. 278 00:18:06,136 --> 00:18:08,186 This is how l met Marla Singer. 279 00:18:10,216 --> 00:18:13,816 Marla's philosophy oflife was that she might die at any moment. 280 00:18:14,376 --> 00:18:16,656 The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't. 281 00:18:16,656 --> 00:18:20,006 lt doesn't have your name! Who are you? Cornelius? Rupert? 282 00:18:20,616 --> 00:18:23,666 Travis? Any of the stupid names you give each night? 283 00:18:27,256 --> 00:18:28,856 You wake up at SeaTac. 284 00:18:29,336 --> 00:18:30,286 SFO. LAX. 285 00:18:32,256 --> 00:18:33,856 You wake up at O'Hare. 286 00:18:34,616 --> 00:18:36,016 Dallas Fort Worth. 287 00:18:36,736 --> 00:18:37,436 BWl. 288 00:18:38,696 --> 00:18:41,946 Pacifiic. Mountain. Central. Lose an hour. Gain an hour. 289 00:18:42,416 --> 00:18:45,966 The check-in for that flight isn't for another two hours, sir. 290 00:18:46,216 --> 00:18:49,456 This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. 291 00:18:49,456 --> 00:18:51,956 You wake up at Air Harbor lnternational. 292 00:18:53,696 --> 00:18:57,146 if you wake up at a different time, in a different place,... 293 00:18:57,456 --> 00:19:00,056 ..could you wake up as a different person? 294 00:19:00,096 --> 00:19:01,746 Everywhere l travel,... 295 00:19:02,176 --> 00:19:03,276 ..tiny life. 296 00:19:04,416 --> 00:19:06,466 Single-serving sugar and cream. 297 00:19:06,936 --> 00:19:08,436 Single pat ofbutter. 298 00:19:08,736 --> 00:19:11,036 The microwave cordon bleu hobby kit. 299 00:19:11,536 --> 00:19:13,386 Shampoo-conditioner combos. 300 00:19:13,496 --> 00:19:16,096 Sample-package mouthwash. Tiny bars ofsoap. 301 00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,916 The people l meet on each flight,... 302 00:19:21,096 --> 00:19:23,216 ..they're single-serving friends. 303 00:19:23,216 --> 00:19:26,366 Between takeoffand landing, we have our time together. 304 00:19:26,856 --> 00:19:28,256 That's all we get. 305 00:19:29,096 --> 00:19:30,246 (TV) Welcome! 306 00:19:32,936 --> 00:19:37,016 On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. 307 00:19:37,016 --> 00:19:40,416 l was a recall coordinator. Myjob was to apply the formula. 308 00:19:40,696 --> 00:19:43,056 The infant went through the windshield. 309 00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:46,906 A new car built by my company leaves somewhere travelling at 60 mph. 310 00:19:47,056 --> 00:19:49,106 The rear differential locks up. 311 00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:52,616 The teenager's braces are stuck to the ashtray. 312 00:19:52,616 --> 00:19:54,816 Might make a good anti-smoking ad. 313 00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:58,176 The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. 314 00:19:58,416 --> 00:20:00,566 Now, should we initiate a recall? 315 00:20:00,696 --> 00:20:02,746 The father must have been huge. 316 00:20:02,776 --> 00:20:05,936 See where the fat burned to the seat? The polyester shirt? 317 00:20:05,936 --> 00:20:07,236 Very modern art. 318 00:20:07,936 --> 00:20:10,416 Take the number of vehicles in the fiield, A. 319 00:20:10,416 --> 00:20:13,096 Multiply it by the probable rate offailure, B. 320 00:20:13,096 --> 00:20:16,646 Multiply the result by the average out-of-court settlement, C. 321 00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:17,916 A x B x C... 322 00:20:19,016 --> 00:20:20,066 ..equals X. 323 00:20:20,936 --> 00:20:23,496 lf X is less than the cost of a recall,... 324 00:20:23,496 --> 00:20:24,896 ..we don't do one. 325 00:20:25,536 --> 00:20:28,236 Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents? 326 00:20:28,696 --> 00:20:30,246 You wouldn't believe. 327 00:20:31,936 --> 00:20:34,136 Which car company do you work for? 328 00:20:34,456 --> 00:20:35,556 A major one. 329 00:20:38,856 --> 00:20:42,556 Every time the plane banked too sharply on takeoff or landing,... 330 00:20:42,696 --> 00:20:45,446 ..l prayed for a crash or a midair collision. 331 00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:47,446 Anything. 332 00:20:56,496 --> 00:20:59,996 Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip. 333 00:21:02,896 --> 00:21:05,746 ''lf you are seated in an emergency exit row... 334 00:21:06,136 --> 00:21:09,536 ..and would be unable or unwilling to perform the duties... 335 00:21:09,576 --> 00:21:13,776 ..listed on the safety card, please ask a flight attendant to reseat you.'' 336 00:21:15,576 --> 00:21:17,526 lt's a lot of responsibility. 337 00:21:17,616 --> 00:21:19,066 Wanna switch seats? 338 00:21:19,816 --> 00:21:22,916 No. l'm not sure l'm the man for that particular job. 339 00:21:23,216 --> 00:21:25,816 An exit-door procedure at 30,000ft. Mm-hm. 340 00:21:27,496 --> 00:21:29,146 The illusion of safety. 341 00:21:29,736 --> 00:21:31,086 Yeah. l guess so. 342 00:21:31,816 --> 00:21:34,516 You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? 343 00:21:34,696 --> 00:21:37,396 - So you can breathe. - Oxygen gets you high. 344 00:21:40,136 --> 00:21:43,486 ln a catastrophic emergency, you take giant panic breaths. 345 00:21:43,616 --> 00:21:45,966 Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. 346 00:21:46,096 --> 00:21:47,646 You accept your fate. 347 00:21:48,896 --> 00:21:50,396 lt's all right here. 348 00:21:50,936 --> 00:21:53,036 Emergency water landing, 600mph. 349 00:21:54,056 --> 00:21:56,156 Blank faces. Calm as Hindu cows. 350 00:21:56,856 --> 00:21:57,956 That's um... 351 00:22:00,016 --> 00:22:01,966 That's an interesting theory. 352 00:22:04,136 --> 00:22:06,256 - What do you do? - What do you mean? 353 00:22:06,256 --> 00:22:08,156 What do you do for a living? 354 00:22:08,336 --> 00:22:10,936 Why? So you can pretend you're interested? 355 00:22:13,936 --> 00:22:14,586 OK. 356 00:22:15,416 --> 00:22:18,366 You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh. 357 00:22:21,296 --> 00:22:23,446 We have the exact same briefcase. 358 00:22:24,096 --> 00:22:24,846 Soap. 359 00:22:26,096 --> 00:22:28,246 - Sorry? - l make and l sell soap. 360 00:22:29,736 --> 00:22:31,736 The yardstick of civilisation. 361 00:22:32,536 --> 00:22:34,236 And this is how l met... 362 00:22:34,496 --> 00:22:35,646 Tyler Durden. 363 00:22:36,336 --> 00:22:40,686 Did you know if you mix gasoline and frozen orange juice, you can make napalm? 364 00:22:41,456 --> 00:22:44,206 - No, l did not. ls that true? - That's right. 365 00:22:44,376 --> 00:22:48,076 One can make all kinds of explosives with simple household items. 366 00:22:48,136 --> 00:22:50,336 - Really? - lf one was so inclined. 367 00:22:55,256 --> 00:22:59,756 Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend l have ever met. 368 00:23:01,936 --> 00:23:05,976 - Everything on a plane is single-serving... - Oh, l get it. Very clever. 369 00:23:05,976 --> 00:23:06,976 Thank you. 370 00:23:07,536 --> 00:23:09,486 How's it working out for you? 371 00:23:09,656 --> 00:23:11,256 - What? - Being clever? 372 00:23:12,376 --> 00:23:13,176 Great. 373 00:23:14,736 --> 00:23:16,586 Keep it up, then. Right up. 374 00:23:18,736 --> 00:23:20,836 (sighs) A question of etiquette. 375 00:23:20,896 --> 00:23:23,746 As l pass, do l give you the ass or the crotch? 376 00:23:30,536 --> 00:23:32,786 How l came to live with Tyler is... 377 00:23:32,856 --> 00:23:35,806 Airlines have this policy about vibrating luggage. 378 00:23:44,336 --> 00:23:47,686 - Was it ticking? - Throwers know modern bombs don't tick. 379 00:23:48,856 --> 00:23:51,206 - Sorry, throwers? - Baggage handlers. 380 00:23:51,976 --> 00:23:54,076 But when a suitcase vibrates,... 381 00:23:54,216 --> 00:23:56,866 ..the throwers have got to call the police. 382 00:23:56,896 --> 00:24:00,096 - My suitcase was vibrating? - Nine times out of ten... 383 00:24:00,336 --> 00:24:02,086 ..it's an electric razor. 384 00:24:02,416 --> 00:24:04,466 But... every once in a while... 385 00:24:07,256 --> 00:24:08,406 lt's a dildo. 386 00:24:09,976 --> 00:24:13,876 lt's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. 387 00:24:13,976 --> 00:24:17,226 We have to use the indefinite article, a dildo, never... 388 00:24:17,776 --> 00:24:18,926 ..your dildo. 389 00:24:19,856 --> 00:24:21,056 l don't own... 390 00:24:24,416 --> 00:24:27,266 l had everything in that suitcase. My CK shirts. 391 00:24:27,496 --> 00:24:29,296 My DKNY shoes. My AX ties. 392 00:24:32,136 --> 00:24:33,186 Never mind. 393 00:24:36,176 --> 00:24:38,326 (man outside) Hey! That's my car! 394 00:24:41,736 --> 00:24:42,636 (sirens) 395 00:24:44,856 --> 00:24:46,816 Home was a condo on the 15.th floor... 396 00:24:46,816 --> 00:24:49,816 ..of a fiiling cabinet for widows and professionals. 397 00:24:49,816 --> 00:24:51,816 The walls were solid concrete. 398 00:24:52,416 --> 00:24:54,496 A foot of concrete is important... 399 00:24:54,496 --> 00:24:58,496 ..when your next-door neighbour has to watch game shows at full volume. 400 00:24:58,656 --> 00:25:02,406 Or when a blast of debris that used to be your personal effects... 401 00:25:02,456 --> 00:25:05,906 ..blows out ofyour windows and sails flaming into the night. 402 00:25:06,416 --> 00:25:07,966 (helicopter hovering) 403 00:25:12,536 --> 00:25:14,536 l suppose these things happen. 404 00:25:23,936 --> 00:25:24,836 (sirens) 405 00:25:27,056 --> 00:25:28,956 There's... nothing up there. 406 00:25:29,136 --> 00:25:31,736 You can't go into the unit. Police orders. 407 00:25:40,696 --> 00:25:42,896 Do you have somebody you can call? 408 00:25:43,216 --> 00:25:44,566 How embarrassing. 409 00:25:45,336 --> 00:25:47,686 A houseful of condiments and no food. 410 00:25:57,136 --> 00:26:00,736 The police later told me the pilot light might have gone out... 411 00:26:01,736 --> 00:26:04,086 ..letting outjust a little bit ofgas. 412 00:26:04,656 --> 00:26:06,896 That gas could have fiilled the condo. 413 00:26:06,896 --> 00:26:10,046 1700 square feet with high ceilings for days and days. 414 00:26:18,136 --> 00:26:21,436 Then the refrigerator's compressor could have clicked on. 415 00:26:22,816 --> 00:26:23,966 (Marla) Yeah? 416 00:26:27,776 --> 00:26:30,026 (Marla) l can hear you breathing... 417 00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:41,346 if you ask me now, l couldn't tell you why l called him. 418 00:26:50,536 --> 00:26:51,736 (ringing tone) 419 00:27:02,616 --> 00:27:03,866 (engine starts) 420 00:27:11,056 --> 00:27:12,206 (phone rings) 421 00:27:23,336 --> 00:27:25,336 - Hello? - (tyyler) Who's this? 422 00:27:25,536 --> 00:27:26,836 (tyyler munches) 423 00:27:27,616 --> 00:27:29,216 - Tyler? - Who is this? 424 00:27:29,696 --> 00:27:30,446 Um... 425 00:27:31,096 --> 00:27:33,246 We met... We met on the airplane. 426 00:27:33,296 --> 00:27:35,046 We had the same suitcase? 427 00:27:35,536 --> 00:27:37,086 Uh... the clever guy? 428 00:27:37,616 --> 00:27:39,366 (laughs) Oh, yeah. Right. 429 00:27:41,776 --> 00:27:44,416 l called a second ago. There was no answer. 430 00:27:44,416 --> 00:27:48,216 - l'm at a payphone. - Yeah, l *69'd you. l never pick up my phone. 431 00:27:51,096 --> 00:27:52,696 - So what's up? - Uh... 432 00:27:53,736 --> 00:27:54,486 Well. 433 00:27:55,776 --> 00:27:57,776 You're not gonna believe this. 434 00:27:59,816 --> 00:28:02,016 (tyyler) You know, it could be worse. 435 00:28:02,016 --> 00:28:06,166 A woman could cut off your penis while you sleep and toss it out of a car. 436 00:28:06,456 --> 00:28:08,656 There's always that. l don't know. 437 00:28:09,656 --> 00:28:12,736 When you buy furniture, you tell yourself, that's it. 438 00:28:12,736 --> 00:28:14,786 That's the last sofa l'll need. 439 00:28:14,816 --> 00:28:17,576 Whatever happens, that sofa problem is handled. 440 00:28:17,576 --> 00:28:20,526 l had it all. l had a stereo that was very decent. 441 00:28:20,976 --> 00:28:23,726 A wardrobe that was getting very respectable. 442 00:28:24,456 --> 00:28:26,456 l was close to being complete. 443 00:28:26,616 --> 00:28:29,136 - Shit, man. Now it's all gone. - All gone. 444 00:28:29,136 --> 00:28:30,086 All gone. 445 00:28:32,976 --> 00:28:34,876 Do you know what a duvet is? 446 00:28:35,016 --> 00:28:37,066 - A comforter. - lt's a blanket. 447 00:28:37,856 --> 00:28:41,506 Just a blanket. Why do guys like you and l know what a duvet is? 448 00:28:41,776 --> 00:28:45,376 ls this essential to our survival in the hunter-gatherer sense? 449 00:28:45,856 --> 00:28:46,506 No. 450 00:28:47,496 --> 00:28:48,896 What are we, then? 451 00:28:49,496 --> 00:28:50,946 l dunno. Consumers. 452 00:28:52,056 --> 00:28:53,706 Right. We're consumers. 453 00:28:54,136 --> 00:28:56,836 We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. 454 00:28:57,376 --> 00:29:00,526 Murder, crime, poverty. These things don't concern me. 455 00:29:01,216 --> 00:29:03,916 What concerns me are celebrity magazines,... 456 00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:06,656 ..television with 500 channels,... 457 00:29:06,656 --> 00:29:09,256 ..some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine. 458 00:29:09,296 --> 00:29:10,596 Viagra. Olestra. 459 00:29:11,376 --> 00:29:13,826 - Martha Stewart. - Fuck Martha Stewart. 460 00:29:14,176 --> 00:29:17,616 She's polishing the brass on the Titanic. lt's all going down. 461 00:29:17,616 --> 00:29:21,296 So fuck off with your sofa units and Strinne green stripe patterns. 462 00:29:21,296 --> 00:29:22,996 l say never be complete. 463 00:29:24,536 --> 00:29:26,286 l say stop being perfect. 464 00:29:26,576 --> 00:29:28,026 l say let's evolve. 465 00:29:28,616 --> 00:29:30,816 Let the chips fall where they may. 466 00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:34,976 But that's me, and l could be wrong. 467 00:29:34,976 --> 00:29:36,976 Maybe it's a terrible tragedy. 468 00:29:37,056 --> 00:29:39,206 lt's just stuff. Not a tragedy... 469 00:29:39,536 --> 00:29:42,986 You did lose a lot of versatile solutions for modern living. 470 00:29:43,216 --> 00:29:45,416 Fuck, you're right. l don't smoke. 471 00:29:48,936 --> 00:29:51,736 My insurance is probably gonna cover it, so... 472 00:29:54,896 --> 00:29:55,646 What? 473 00:29:57,016 --> 00:29:59,366 The things you own end up owning you. 474 00:30:03,216 --> 00:30:04,816 Do what you like, man. 475 00:30:05,896 --> 00:30:07,496 (sighs) Oh, it's late. 476 00:30:08,336 --> 00:30:10,786 - Hey, thanks for the beer. - Yeah, man. 477 00:30:11,016 --> 00:30:12,616 l should find a hotel. 478 00:30:13,736 --> 00:30:14,836 - Oh! - What? 479 00:30:15,816 --> 00:30:16,566 What? 480 00:30:17,456 --> 00:30:18,806 - A hotel? - Yeah. 481 00:30:19,536 --> 00:30:22,286 - Just ask, man. - What are you talking about? 482 00:30:22,576 --> 00:30:25,826 Oh, God. Three pitchers of beer and you still can't ask. 483 00:30:27,136 --> 00:30:27,886 What? 484 00:30:28,776 --> 00:30:31,416 You called me because you needed a place to stay. 485 00:30:31,416 --> 00:30:34,416 - Oh, hey. No, no, no. - Yes, you did. So just ask. 486 00:30:34,776 --> 00:30:37,026 Cut the foreplay and just ask, man. 487 00:30:38,976 --> 00:30:41,126 Would... Would that be a problem? 488 00:30:41,216 --> 00:30:43,266 ls it a problem for you to ask? 489 00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:46,376 - Can l stay at your place? - Yeah. 490 00:30:47,656 --> 00:30:48,506 Thanks. 491 00:30:53,616 --> 00:30:56,316 - l want you to do me a favour. - Yeah, sure. 492 00:30:56,576 --> 00:30:58,976 l want you to hit me as hard as you can. 493 00:30:58,976 --> 00:30:59,726 What? 494 00:31:00,936 --> 00:31:03,436 l want you to hit me as hard as you can. 495 00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:07,596 Let me tell you a little bit about Tyler Durden. 496 00:31:07,736 --> 00:31:09,486 Tyler was a night person. 497 00:31:10,016 --> 00:31:12,256 While the rest of us slept, he worked. 498 00:31:12,256 --> 00:31:14,956 He had one part-time job as a projectionist. 499 00:31:15,376 --> 00:31:18,336 A movie doesn't come all on one big reel. lt comes on a few. 500 00:31:18,336 --> 00:31:21,736 Someone has to switch the projectors at the exact moment... 501 00:31:21,976 --> 00:31:24,726 ..that one reel ends and the next one begins. 502 00:31:25,176 --> 00:31:29,016 You can see little dots come into the upper right corner of the screen. 503 00:31:29,016 --> 00:31:31,696 ln the industry, we call them cigarette burns. 504 00:31:31,696 --> 00:31:33,776 That's the cue for a changeover. 505 00:31:33,776 --> 00:31:37,826 He flips the projectors, movie keeps going and the audience has no idea. 506 00:31:38,416 --> 00:31:40,656 Why would anyone want this shit job? 507 00:31:40,656 --> 00:31:43,556 Because it affords him interesting opportunities. 508 00:31:43,776 --> 00:31:46,976 Like splicing a frame of pornography into family films. 509 00:31:47,256 --> 00:31:52,006 So when the snooty cat and the courageous dog with the celebrity voices first meet,... 510 00:31:52,136 --> 00:31:56,136 ..that's when you'll catch a flash of Tyler's contribution to the film. 511 00:32:02,776 --> 00:32:05,376 Nobody knows that they saw it but they did. 512 00:32:05,376 --> 00:32:06,626 Nice, big cock. 513 00:32:10,336 --> 00:32:11,186 (cries) 514 00:32:12,416 --> 00:32:15,266 Even a hummingbird couldn't catch Tyler at work. 515 00:32:20,176 --> 00:32:24,576 Tyler also works sometimes as a banquet waiter at the luxurious Pressman hotel. 516 00:32:29,496 --> 00:32:32,946 He was the guerrilla terrorist of the food service industry. 517 00:32:33,456 --> 00:32:35,736 Do not watch. l cannot go when you watch. 518 00:32:35,736 --> 00:32:39,536 Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on meringues,... 519 00:32:40,056 --> 00:32:42,576 ..and as for the cream of mushroom soup... 520 00:32:42,576 --> 00:32:44,576 (sniggers) Go ahead, tell 'em. 521 00:32:44,616 --> 00:32:45,966 You get the idea. 522 00:32:46,776 --> 00:32:49,896 - You just want me to hit you? - Come on. Do me this one favour. 523 00:32:49,896 --> 00:32:52,846 - Why? - l don't know. Never been in a fight. You? 524 00:32:53,216 --> 00:32:57,136 - No. But that's a good thing. - You can't know yourself if you haven't! 525 00:32:57,136 --> 00:32:59,436 l don't wanna die without any scars. 526 00:32:59,456 --> 00:33:03,306 - Come on. Hit me, before l lose my nerve. - Oh, God. This is crazy. 527 00:33:03,656 --> 00:33:05,356 So go crazy! Let it rip. 528 00:33:05,936 --> 00:33:08,576 - l don't know about this. - l don't either. 529 00:33:08,576 --> 00:33:11,616 Who gives a shit? No-one's watching. What do you care? 530 00:33:11,616 --> 00:33:14,056 This is crazy. You want me to hit you?! 531 00:33:14,056 --> 00:33:15,206 That's right. 532 00:33:16,136 --> 00:33:18,686 - Where? Like, in the face? - Surprise me. 533 00:33:21,296 --> 00:33:23,096 This is so fucking stupid. 534 00:33:33,736 --> 00:33:34,886 Motherfucker! 535 00:33:35,896 --> 00:33:37,446 He hit me in the ear! 536 00:33:37,976 --> 00:33:40,376 - Well, Jesus, l'm sorry. - Ow, Christ! 537 00:33:41,136 --> 00:33:43,216 - Why the ear, man? - l fucked it up. 538 00:33:43,216 --> 00:33:44,766 No, that was perfect. 539 00:33:45,176 --> 00:33:46,076 Uh! Agh! 540 00:33:57,216 --> 00:33:59,116 (winded) No, it's all right. 541 00:34:00,056 --> 00:34:01,356 lt really hurts. 542 00:34:02,496 --> 00:34:03,296 Right. 543 00:34:04,816 --> 00:34:05,966 Hit me again. 544 00:34:07,016 --> 00:34:08,716 No, you hit me. Come on! 545 00:34:09,576 --> 00:34:10,576 (shouting) 546 00:34:25,296 --> 00:34:27,446 We should do this again sometime. 547 00:34:39,976 --> 00:34:41,976 - Where's your car? - What car? 548 00:34:42,176 --> 00:34:43,126 (belches) 549 00:34:52,176 --> 00:34:54,536 l don't know how Tyler found that house... 550 00:34:54,536 --> 00:34:56,776 ..but he said he'd been there for a year. 551 00:34:56,776 --> 00:34:59,576 lt looked like it was waiting to be torn down. 552 00:34:59,616 --> 00:35:01,916 Most of the windows were boarded up. 553 00:35:02,016 --> 00:35:06,616 There was no lock on the front door from when the police, or whoever, kicked it in. 554 00:35:07,216 --> 00:35:09,296 The stairs were ready to collapse. 555 00:35:09,296 --> 00:35:11,816 l didn't know ifhe owned it or was squatting. 556 00:35:11,816 --> 00:35:13,916 Neither would have surprised me. 557 00:35:15,056 --> 00:35:16,356 Yep. That's you. 558 00:35:17,136 --> 00:35:19,386 That's me. That's the toilet. Good? 559 00:35:19,696 --> 00:35:20,846 Yeah, thanks. 560 00:35:21,776 --> 00:35:23,076 What a shithole. 561 00:35:23,696 --> 00:35:24,946 Nothing worked. 562 00:35:29,056 --> 00:35:32,656 Turning on one light meant another light in the house went out. 563 00:35:32,936 --> 00:35:36,336 There were no neighbours. Just warehouses and a paper mill. 564 00:35:36,616 --> 00:35:40,166 That fart smell ofsteam. The hamster-cage smell of wood chips. 565 00:35:42,136 --> 00:35:43,536 What have we here? 566 00:35:58,616 --> 00:36:00,016 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 567 00:36:11,176 --> 00:36:14,026 Every time it rained, we had to kill the power. 568 00:36:15,016 --> 00:36:17,916 By the end of the fiirst month, l didn't miss TV. 569 00:36:19,216 --> 00:36:22,116 l didn't even mind the warm, stale refrigerator. 570 00:36:34,336 --> 00:36:35,536 Can l be next? 571 00:36:40,576 --> 00:36:41,826 All right, man. 572 00:36:42,656 --> 00:36:43,806 Lose the tie. 573 00:36:46,056 --> 00:36:48,056 - (glass smashing) - (laughing) 574 00:36:48,616 --> 00:36:52,416 At night, Tyler and l were alone for haifa mile in every direction. 575 00:36:54,056 --> 00:36:54,906 (crash) 576 00:36:55,696 --> 00:36:56,896 (dogs barking) 577 00:36:57,856 --> 00:37:01,456 Rain trickled down through the plaster and the light fiixtures. 578 00:37:01,696 --> 00:37:04,046 Everything wooden swelled and shrank. 579 00:37:04,496 --> 00:37:07,496 Everywhere were rusted nails to snag your elbow on. 580 00:37:07,656 --> 00:37:10,206 The previous occupant had been a shut-in. 581 00:37:10,216 --> 00:37:12,266 Hey, man. What are you reading? 582 00:37:12,296 --> 00:37:16,346 Listen to this. lt's an article written by an organ in the first person. 583 00:37:16,576 --> 00:37:19,296 ''l am Jack's medulla oblongata. Without me,... 584 00:37:19,296 --> 00:37:22,546 ..Jack could not regulate his heart rate or breathing.'' 585 00:37:22,696 --> 00:37:24,776 There's a whole series of these. 586 00:37:24,776 --> 00:37:26,476 ''l Am Jill's Nipples.'' 587 00:37:28,696 --> 00:37:32,446 - ''l Am Jack's Colon.'' - (laughs) ''l Get Cancer. l Kill Jack.'' 588 00:37:33,816 --> 00:37:34,866 Whoop! Agh! 589 00:37:35,656 --> 00:37:39,376 After fiighting, everything else in life got the volume turned down. 590 00:37:39,376 --> 00:37:40,876 - (inaudible) - What? 591 00:37:42,936 --> 00:37:46,686 - You could deal with anything. - Have you finished those reports? 592 00:37:50,816 --> 00:37:53,376 (tyyler) ifyou could choose, who would you fiight? 593 00:37:53,376 --> 00:37:55,276 l'd fight my boss, probably. 594 00:37:55,456 --> 00:37:56,306 Really? 595 00:37:57,576 --> 00:38:00,676 - Yeah, why? Who would you fight? - l'd fight my dad. 596 00:38:00,856 --> 00:38:02,356 l don't know my dad. 597 00:38:02,936 --> 00:38:04,736 l mean, l know him, but... 598 00:38:04,856 --> 00:38:07,216 He left when l was like, six years old. 599 00:38:07,216 --> 00:38:10,116 Married this other woman and had some other kids. 600 00:38:10,176 --> 00:38:12,076 He did this every six years. 601 00:38:12,256 --> 00:38:16,506 - He changes city and starts a new family. - Fucker's setting up franchises! 602 00:38:17,016 --> 00:38:18,966 My dad never went to college. 603 00:38:19,096 --> 00:38:22,596 - So it was real important that l go. - That sounds familiar. 604 00:38:22,936 --> 00:38:26,786 So l graduate. Call him up long-distance and say, ''Dad, now what?'' 605 00:38:27,296 --> 00:38:29,296 - He says, ''Get a job.'' - Same here. 606 00:38:29,296 --> 00:38:31,696 Now l'm 25. Make my yearly call again. 607 00:38:31,936 --> 00:38:33,336 ''Dad, now what?'' 608 00:38:33,936 --> 00:38:36,056 He says, ''l dunno. Get married.'' 609 00:38:36,056 --> 00:38:37,656 You can't get married. 610 00:38:40,096 --> 00:38:41,696 l'm a 30-year-old boy. 611 00:38:42,176 --> 00:38:44,656 We're a generation of men raised by women. 612 00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:48,106 l'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need. 613 00:38:54,496 --> 00:38:57,196 Most of the week, we were Ozzie and Harriet. 614 00:38:58,416 --> 00:39:01,716 But every Saturday night, we were fiinding something out. 615 00:39:02,896 --> 00:39:06,246 We were fiinding out more and more that we were not alone. 616 00:39:09,976 --> 00:39:14,376 lt used to be that when l came home angry or depressed, l'djust clean my condo. 617 00:39:14,536 --> 00:39:16,616 Polish my Scandinavian furniture. 618 00:39:16,616 --> 00:39:21,116 l should have been looking for a new condo or haggling with my insurance company. 619 00:39:21,536 --> 00:39:24,936 l should have been upset about my nice flaming little shit. 620 00:39:25,256 --> 00:39:26,406 But l wasn't. 621 00:39:27,176 --> 00:39:30,776 The premise of cybernetting an office is make things more efficient. 622 00:39:30,776 --> 00:39:33,576 Monday mornings, ljust thought about next week. 623 00:39:33,576 --> 00:39:35,976 Can l get the icon in cornflower blue? 624 00:39:36,576 --> 00:39:37,626 Absolutely. 625 00:39:37,736 --> 00:39:40,086 Efficiency is priority No.1 , people. 626 00:39:40,976 --> 00:39:42,726 Because waste is a thief. 627 00:39:43,736 --> 00:39:46,936 l showed this to my man here. You liked it, didn't you? 628 00:39:50,256 --> 00:39:53,256 You can swallow a pint ofblood before you get sick. 629 00:39:55,016 --> 00:39:57,116 lt was right in everyone's face. 630 00:39:57,256 --> 00:39:59,356 Tyler and ljust made it visible. 631 00:39:59,416 --> 00:40:01,816 lt was on the tip of everyone's tongue. 632 00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:03,866 Tyler and ljust gave it a name. 633 00:40:03,896 --> 00:40:04,996 (rock music) 634 00:40:14,576 --> 00:40:16,576 Come on, you've gotta go home! 635 00:40:37,896 --> 00:40:40,196 Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back. 636 00:41:00,176 --> 00:41:03,376 Every week, Tyler gave the rules that he and l decided. 637 00:41:03,816 --> 00:41:04,816 Gentlemen! 638 00:41:06,536 --> 00:41:08,136 Welcome to Fight Club. 639 00:41:10,576 --> 00:41:12,736 The first rule of Fight Club is... 640 00:41:12,736 --> 00:41:14,986 ..you do not talk about Fight Club. 641 00:41:15,096 --> 00:41:17,346 The second rule of Fight Club is... 642 00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:20,226 ..you do not talk about Fight Club! 643 00:41:21,376 --> 00:41:23,126 Third rule of Fight Club. 644 00:41:23,656 --> 00:41:26,306 Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out,... 645 00:41:26,416 --> 00:41:28,566 ..the fight is over. Fourth rule. 646 00:41:29,136 --> 00:41:30,886 Only two guys to a fight. 647 00:41:31,456 --> 00:41:32,506 Fifth rule. 648 00:41:33,336 --> 00:41:35,936 - One fight at a time, fellas. - (laughter) 649 00:41:35,976 --> 00:41:38,076 Sixth rule. No shirts. No shoes. 650 00:41:38,456 --> 00:41:41,706 Seventh rule. Fights will go on as long as they have to. 651 00:41:43,976 --> 00:41:45,976 And the eighth and final rule. 652 00:41:47,536 --> 00:41:50,236 lf this is your first night at Fight Club... 653 00:41:50,696 --> 00:41:52,196 ..you have to fight. 654 00:41:52,776 --> 00:41:54,426 (shouting and cheering) 655 00:41:56,576 --> 00:41:58,526 This kid from work, Ricky,... 656 00:41:58,656 --> 00:42:02,506 ..couldn't remember whether you ordered pens with blue ink or black. 657 00:42:03,056 --> 00:42:05,456 But Ricky was a god for ten minutes... 658 00:42:05,456 --> 00:42:08,606 ..when he trounced the maitre d' ofa local food court. 659 00:42:10,456 --> 00:42:15,056 Sometimes, all you could hear were the flat, hard, packing sounds over the yelling. 660 00:42:19,176 --> 00:42:22,176 Or the wet choke when someone gasped and sprayed... 661 00:42:22,176 --> 00:42:22,926 Stop! 662 00:42:24,216 --> 00:42:27,016 You weren't alive anywhere like you were there. 663 00:42:27,056 --> 00:42:31,506 But Fight Club only exists in the hours between when Fight Club starts and ends. 664 00:42:32,176 --> 00:42:35,176 Even ifl could tell someone they had a good fiight,... 665 00:42:35,176 --> 00:42:37,456 ..l wouldn't be talking to the same man. 666 00:42:37,456 --> 00:42:40,736 Who you were in Fight Club is not who you were outside ofit. 667 00:42:40,736 --> 00:42:45,186 A guy came to Fight Club for the fiirst time. His ass was a wad of cookie dough. 668 00:42:45,656 --> 00:42:48,406 After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood. 669 00:42:49,176 --> 00:42:52,326 lf you could fight any celebrity, who would you fight? 670 00:42:52,336 --> 00:42:55,286 - Alive or dead? - Doesn't matter. Who'd be tough? 671 00:42:56,216 --> 00:42:57,466 Hemingway. You? 672 00:42:59,816 --> 00:43:02,066 Shatner. l'd fight William Shatner. 673 00:43:03,856 --> 00:43:06,406 We all started seeing things differently. 674 00:43:08,136 --> 00:43:10,836 Everywhere we went, we were sizing things up. 675 00:43:14,576 --> 00:43:17,176 l felt sorry for guys packed into gyms,... 676 00:43:17,656 --> 00:43:21,656 ..trying to look like how Calvin Klein or Tommy Hilfiiger said they should. 677 00:43:21,656 --> 00:43:23,656 ls that what a man looks like? 678 00:43:24,576 --> 00:43:26,926 Oh, self-improvement is masturbation. 679 00:43:27,376 --> 00:43:29,076 Now, self-destruction... 680 00:43:29,456 --> 00:43:30,456 Excuse me. 681 00:43:31,456 --> 00:43:32,506 (man roars) 682 00:43:33,296 --> 00:43:34,296 (cheering) 683 00:43:57,096 --> 00:43:58,096 (cheering) 684 00:44:04,576 --> 00:44:07,176 Fight Club wasn't about winning or losing. 685 00:44:07,736 --> 00:44:09,336 lt wasn't about words. 686 00:44:11,576 --> 00:44:14,126 The hysterical shouting was in tongues... 687 00:44:15,016 --> 00:44:17,066 ..like at a Pentecostal Church. 688 00:44:21,256 --> 00:44:22,756 - ls that it? - Stop! 689 00:44:23,336 --> 00:44:26,086 When the fiight was over, nothing was solved. 690 00:44:26,176 --> 00:44:27,726 But nothing mattered. 691 00:44:28,096 --> 00:44:28,846 Cool. 692 00:44:30,856 --> 00:44:32,856 Afterwards, we all felt saved. 693 00:44:34,416 --> 00:44:36,416 Hey, man. How about next week? 694 00:44:36,696 --> 00:44:38,296 How about next month?! 695 00:44:38,776 --> 00:44:40,726 Everybody here in the middle. 696 00:44:40,856 --> 00:44:42,206 New guy, you too. 697 00:44:44,496 --> 00:44:46,496 Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me. 698 00:44:46,656 --> 00:44:48,406 He fell down some stairs. 699 00:44:49,296 --> 00:44:50,996 l fell down some stairs. 700 00:44:53,056 --> 00:44:57,406 Fight Club became the reason to cut your hair short or trim your fiingernails. 701 00:44:57,616 --> 00:44:59,416 OK. Any historical figure. 702 00:45:00,096 --> 00:45:01,446 l'd fight Gandhi. 703 00:45:02,496 --> 00:45:03,596 Good answer. 704 00:45:04,336 --> 00:45:06,136 - How about you? - Lincoln. 705 00:45:06,576 --> 00:45:07,726 Lincoln? Hmm. 706 00:45:09,136 --> 00:45:12,486 Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight till they're burger. 707 00:45:13,456 --> 00:45:14,206 Fuck! 708 00:45:16,576 --> 00:45:19,076 Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart. 709 00:45:22,976 --> 00:45:24,126 (phone rings) 710 00:45:27,896 --> 00:45:28,696 Hello? 711 00:45:29,296 --> 00:45:31,696 Where have you been the last eight weeks? 712 00:45:31,696 --> 00:45:32,496 Marla? 713 00:45:33,016 --> 00:45:34,216 (tyyler yells) 714 00:45:35,776 --> 00:45:38,896 - How did you find me? - You left a forwarding number. 715 00:45:38,896 --> 00:45:41,446 l haven't seen you at any support groups. 716 00:45:41,856 --> 00:45:44,556 We split 'em up. That was the idea. Remember? 717 00:45:45,016 --> 00:45:47,616 Yeah, but you haven't been going to yours. 718 00:45:47,816 --> 00:45:49,816 - How do you know? - l cheated. 719 00:45:51,256 --> 00:45:52,656 l found a new one. 720 00:45:53,536 --> 00:45:55,486 - Really? - lt's for men only. 721 00:45:55,816 --> 00:45:57,416 Like the testicle thing? 722 00:45:57,416 --> 00:45:58,616 (tyyler) Whah! 723 00:46:00,936 --> 00:46:02,686 Look, this is a bad time. 724 00:46:02,976 --> 00:46:05,326 l've been going to Debtors Anonymous. 725 00:46:05,416 --> 00:46:08,716 - They're really fucked-up people... - l'm on my way out. 726 00:46:08,896 --> 00:46:11,256 Me too. l've got a stomach full of Xanax. 727 00:46:11,256 --> 00:46:13,406 l took what was left of a bottle. 728 00:46:13,536 --> 00:46:15,436 lt might have been too much. 729 00:46:15,616 --> 00:46:19,216 Picture Marla Singer throw herseif around her crummy apartment. 730 00:46:19,216 --> 00:46:23,416 This isn't a for-real suicide thing. This is probably a cry-for-help thing. 731 00:46:23,616 --> 00:46:25,866 So you're staying in tonight, then? 732 00:46:26,496 --> 00:46:29,196 Do you wanna wait and hear me describe death? 733 00:46:29,296 --> 00:46:32,546 Do you wanna listen and see ifmy spirit can use a phone? 734 00:46:35,776 --> 00:46:38,376 Have you ever heard a death rattle before? 735 00:47:03,536 --> 00:47:08,186 Tyler's door was closed. l'd been here for two months and his door was never closed. 736 00:47:10,176 --> 00:47:11,226 (footsteps) 737 00:47:12,976 --> 00:47:15,726 You won't believe this dream l had last night. 738 00:47:16,016 --> 00:47:18,866 l can hardly believe anything about last night. 739 00:47:24,456 --> 00:47:25,406 (gargles) 740 00:47:26,936 --> 00:47:27,886 (giggles) 741 00:47:28,576 --> 00:47:30,276 What are you doing here? 742 00:47:33,056 --> 00:47:33,806 What? 743 00:47:35,136 --> 00:47:37,686 This is my house. What are you doing here? 744 00:47:39,776 --> 00:47:40,726 Fuck you! 745 00:47:41,776 --> 00:47:42,926 (drops glass) 746 00:47:54,096 --> 00:47:55,346 (tyyler laughs) 747 00:47:55,736 --> 00:47:58,136 Oh, you've got some fucked-up friends! 748 00:47:59,016 --> 00:48:00,266 Limber, though. 749 00:48:01,016 --> 00:48:02,116 Silly cooze. 750 00:48:03,976 --> 00:48:06,626 l come in last night. Phone's off the hook. 751 00:48:06,656 --> 00:48:08,606 Guess who's on the other end? 752 00:48:08,736 --> 00:48:10,986 l knew the story before he told me. 753 00:48:13,056 --> 00:48:16,006 (Marla) Have you ever heard a death rattle before? 754 00:48:16,576 --> 00:48:19,026 Do you think it'll live up to its name? 755 00:48:19,376 --> 00:48:21,626 Or will itjust be a death hairball? 756 00:48:23,296 --> 00:48:24,196 (coughs) 757 00:48:26,096 --> 00:48:27,846 Prepare to evacuate soul. 758 00:48:30,016 --> 00:48:31,266 (Marla) Ten,... 759 00:48:31,656 --> 00:48:33,156 ..nine,... eight,... 760 00:48:34,416 --> 00:48:36,566 How could Tyler, ofall people,... 761 00:48:36,656 --> 00:48:40,206 ..think it was a bad thing that Marla Singer was about to die? 762 00:48:40,456 --> 00:48:41,506 ..fiive,... 763 00:48:42,096 --> 00:48:43,046 ..four... 764 00:48:44,376 --> 00:48:45,276 Hang on. 765 00:48:51,576 --> 00:48:52,976 You got here fast. 766 00:48:55,296 --> 00:48:56,546 Did l call you? 767 00:48:58,376 --> 00:48:59,076 Huh? 768 00:49:07,576 --> 00:49:10,426 The mattress is all sealed in slippery plastic. 769 00:49:13,656 --> 00:49:16,256 Oh, don't worry. lt's not a threat to you. 770 00:49:16,816 --> 00:49:18,316 (approaching sirens) 771 00:49:18,656 --> 00:49:19,606 Oh, fuck! 772 00:49:20,536 --> 00:49:22,286 Somebody called the cops. 773 00:49:29,176 --> 00:49:30,176 (shouting) 774 00:49:33,976 --> 00:49:36,326 - Hey, where's 513? - End of the hall. 775 00:49:38,096 --> 00:49:41,546 The girl who lives there used to be a charming, lovely girl. 776 00:49:41,896 --> 00:49:43,896 She has lost faith in herself. 777 00:49:44,056 --> 00:49:46,856 - Miss Singer, let us help you! - She's a monster! 778 00:49:46,856 --> 00:49:50,506 - You have every reason to live. - She's infectious human waste! 779 00:49:50,896 --> 00:49:53,946 - (cop) Miss Singer! - Good luck trying to save her! 780 00:49:59,136 --> 00:50:00,636 lf l fall asleep,... 781 00:50:01,336 --> 00:50:02,586 ..l'm done for. 782 00:50:05,376 --> 00:50:07,576 You're gonna have to keep me up... 783 00:50:07,576 --> 00:50:08,676 ..all night. 784 00:50:09,656 --> 00:50:11,256 Un-fucking-believable. 785 00:50:11,976 --> 00:50:14,136 He was obviously able to handle it. 786 00:50:14,136 --> 00:50:17,336 - You know what l mean, you fucked her. - No, l didn't. 787 00:50:17,776 --> 00:50:18,926 - Never? - No. 788 00:50:20,696 --> 00:50:22,646 You're not into her, are you? 789 00:50:22,776 --> 00:50:24,276 No! God, not at all. 790 00:50:24,856 --> 00:50:26,806 l am Jack's raging bile duct. 791 00:50:27,456 --> 00:50:29,416 Are you sure? You can tell me. 792 00:50:29,416 --> 00:50:30,966 Believe me, l'm sure. 793 00:50:31,296 --> 00:50:34,536 - Put a gun to my head and spray my brains. - That's good. 794 00:50:34,536 --> 00:50:37,486 She's a predator posing as a house pet. Stay away. 795 00:50:39,056 --> 00:50:42,656 The shit that came out of this woman's mouth, l had never heard! 796 00:50:42,656 --> 00:50:43,506 My God. 797 00:50:44,336 --> 00:50:47,336 l haven't been fucked like that since grade school. 798 00:50:47,656 --> 00:50:50,096 - Euch! - How could Tyler not go for that? 799 00:50:50,096 --> 00:50:53,546 The other night, he was splicing sex organs into Cinderella. 800 00:50:53,576 --> 00:50:56,326 Marla doesn't need a lover, just a caseworker. 801 00:50:56,336 --> 00:50:58,936 Or a wash. This isn't love, it's sport fucking. 802 00:50:58,936 --> 00:51:01,686 She invaded my support groups and now my home. 803 00:51:01,776 --> 00:51:03,226 Hey, hey. Sit down. 804 00:51:07,696 --> 00:51:10,846 Now, listen. l can't have you talking to her about me. 805 00:51:11,056 --> 00:51:12,256 Why would l... 806 00:51:12,896 --> 00:51:17,596 Say anything about me or what goes on in this house to her or anybody,... we're done. 807 00:51:18,136 --> 00:51:20,386 - Now promise me. You promise? - OK. 808 00:51:20,776 --> 00:51:22,676 - Yeah, l promise. - Promise? 809 00:51:22,896 --> 00:51:26,746 - l just said, l promise! What... - That's three times you promised. 810 00:51:27,576 --> 00:51:31,496 if only l had wasted a few minutes and gone to watch Marla Singer die,... 811 00:51:31,496 --> 00:51:33,576 ..none of this would have happened. 812 00:51:33,576 --> 00:51:34,776 (Marla groans) 813 00:51:36,416 --> 00:51:37,416 (thudding) 814 00:51:38,216 --> 00:51:40,716 (Marla) Harder, yes! Oh, harder, harder! 815 00:51:41,736 --> 00:51:42,986 (Marla squeals) 816 00:51:45,256 --> 00:51:46,256 (thudding) 817 00:51:47,336 --> 00:51:49,586 l could have moved to another room. 818 00:51:50,816 --> 00:51:53,916 On the third floor where l might not have heard them. 819 00:51:54,576 --> 00:51:55,726 But l didn't. 820 00:52:00,416 --> 00:52:01,566 (Marla moans) 821 00:52:08,256 --> 00:52:09,656 (ecstatic moaning) 822 00:52:12,976 --> 00:52:13,976 (rumbling) 823 00:52:15,496 --> 00:52:16,596 (tyyler) Ow! 824 00:52:19,776 --> 00:52:22,326 - What are you doing? - Just going to bed. 825 00:52:23,816 --> 00:52:25,366 Wanna finish her off? 826 00:52:25,896 --> 00:52:26,996 (Marla) Ooh! 827 00:52:28,576 --> 00:52:31,726 - No. No, thank you. - (Marla) l've found a cigarette. 828 00:52:32,096 --> 00:52:34,396 - Who were you talking to? - Shut up. 829 00:52:35,376 --> 00:52:38,126 l became the calm little centre of the world. 830 00:52:39,136 --> 00:52:40,686 l was the Zen master. 831 00:52:46,056 --> 00:52:47,906 l wrote little haiku poems. 832 00:52:48,576 --> 00:52:50,476 l e-mailed them to everyone. 833 00:52:50,896 --> 00:52:52,346 ls that your blood? 834 00:52:54,536 --> 00:52:55,886 Some of it, yeah. 835 00:52:56,616 --> 00:52:58,316 You can't smoke in here. 836 00:52:59,256 --> 00:53:01,206 Take the rest of the day off. 837 00:53:01,336 --> 00:53:03,856 Come back Monday with some clean clothes. 838 00:53:03,856 --> 00:53:05,456 Get yourself together. 839 00:53:06,216 --> 00:53:08,576 l got right in everyone's hostile face. 840 00:53:08,576 --> 00:53:11,056 ''Yes, these are bruises from fiighting. '' 841 00:53:11,056 --> 00:53:13,136 ''Yes, l'm comfortable with that. '' 842 00:53:13,136 --> 00:53:14,736 ''l am enlightened. '' 843 00:53:16,776 --> 00:53:21,026 You give up the condo life, give up all your flaming worldly possessions,... 844 00:53:21,816 --> 00:53:24,856 ..move to a dilapidated house in a toxic waste area,... 845 00:53:24,856 --> 00:53:28,506 - ..and you have to come home to this. - (shouting and thudding) 846 00:53:28,656 --> 00:53:29,806 (phone rings) 847 00:53:30,656 --> 00:53:32,406 (tyyler and Marla squeal) 848 00:53:38,776 --> 00:53:41,976 - Hello. - This is Detective Stern with the Arson Unit. 849 00:53:42,136 --> 00:53:46,036 We have some new information about the incident at your former condo. 850 00:53:46,256 --> 00:53:46,956 Yes. 851 00:53:47,576 --> 00:53:52,126 l don't know if you're aware, but someone sprayed Freon into your front-door lock. 852 00:53:52,376 --> 00:53:55,016 They used a chisel to shatter the cylinder. 853 00:53:55,016 --> 00:53:56,866 No, l wasn't aware of that. 854 00:53:57,016 --> 00:53:59,016 (thinks) l am Jack's cold sweat. 855 00:53:59,016 --> 00:54:01,066 Does this sound strange to you? 856 00:54:01,296 --> 00:54:03,396 Yes, sir, strange. Very strange. 857 00:54:04,096 --> 00:54:05,996 - The dynamite... - Dynamite? 858 00:54:06,136 --> 00:54:09,216 ..left a residue of ammonium oxalate potassium perchloride. 859 00:54:09,216 --> 00:54:12,416 - Do you know what this means? - No, what does it mean? 860 00:54:12,616 --> 00:54:14,416 lt means it was home-made. 861 00:54:14,536 --> 00:54:17,936 l'm sorry. This is just coming as quite a shock to me, sir. 862 00:54:18,696 --> 00:54:23,646 Whoever set this dynamite could have blown out your pilot light days before the explosion. 863 00:54:24,096 --> 00:54:27,136 - The gas wasjust a detonator. - Who would go and do that? 864 00:54:27,136 --> 00:54:29,256 - l'll ask the questions. - Tell him. 865 00:54:29,256 --> 00:54:33,406 Tell him the liberator who destroyed my property realigned my perceptions. 866 00:54:33,536 --> 00:54:35,286 Excuse me. Are you there? 867 00:54:35,616 --> 00:54:38,496 l am listening. lt's hard to know what to make of this. 868 00:54:38,496 --> 00:54:42,696 Have you recently made enemies who might have access to home-made dynamite? 869 00:54:42,856 --> 00:54:45,106 - Enemies? - Reject civilisation,... 870 00:54:45,136 --> 00:54:47,216 ..especially material possessions. 871 00:54:47,216 --> 00:54:50,056 - Son, this is serious. - Yes, l know it's serious. 872 00:54:50,056 --> 00:54:52,506 - l mean that. - Yes, it's very serious. 873 00:54:52,616 --> 00:54:55,416 Look, nobody takes this more seriously than me. 874 00:54:55,416 --> 00:54:57,266 That condo was my life. OK? 875 00:54:58,136 --> 00:55:00,986 l loved every stick of furniture in that place. 876 00:55:01,616 --> 00:55:04,616 That was notjust a bunch ofstuff that got destroyed. 877 00:55:04,616 --> 00:55:07,456 - lt was me! - (thinks) l'd like to thank the Academy. 878 00:55:07,456 --> 00:55:11,406 - ls this not a good time for you? - Just tell him you fucking did it! 879 00:55:11,416 --> 00:55:14,766 Tell him you blew it all up! That's what he wants to hear. 880 00:55:15,216 --> 00:55:18,916 - Are you still there? - Wait. Are you saying that l'm a suspect? 881 00:55:19,976 --> 00:55:23,896 No. l may need to talk to you, so you let me know if you're gonna leave town. 882 00:55:23,896 --> 00:55:24,896 - OK? - OK. 883 00:55:28,776 --> 00:55:32,726 Except for their humping, Tyler and Marla were never in the same room. 884 00:55:33,296 --> 00:55:36,146 My parents pulled this exact same act for years. 885 00:55:36,336 --> 00:55:39,286 The condom is the glass slipper of our generation. 886 00:55:40,016 --> 00:55:42,566 You slip one on when you meet a stranger. 887 00:55:42,896 --> 00:55:44,546 You... dance all night. 888 00:55:44,976 --> 00:55:46,626 Then you throw it away. 889 00:55:47,176 --> 00:55:49,526 The condom, l mean. Not the stranger. 890 00:55:51,176 --> 00:55:51,926 What? 891 00:55:57,256 --> 00:55:59,906 l got this dress at a thrift store for $1 . 892 00:56:00,016 --> 00:56:01,766 lt was worth every penny. 893 00:56:01,896 --> 00:56:03,696 lt's a bridesmaid's dress. 894 00:56:04,816 --> 00:56:06,766 Someone loved it intensely... 895 00:56:07,976 --> 00:56:09,176 ..for one day. 896 00:56:10,016 --> 00:56:11,266 Then tossed it. 897 00:56:13,816 --> 00:56:15,416 Like a Christmas tree. 898 00:56:15,896 --> 00:56:16,946 So special. 899 00:56:18,016 --> 00:56:18,866 Then... 900 00:56:19,496 --> 00:56:20,296 ..bam! 901 00:56:21,296 --> 00:56:23,246 lt's on the side of the road. 902 00:56:23,816 --> 00:56:25,716 Tinsel still clinging to it. 903 00:56:27,816 --> 00:56:29,516 Like a sex crime victim. 904 00:56:29,896 --> 00:56:31,446 Underwear inside out. 905 00:56:32,536 --> 00:56:35,786 - Bound with electrical tape. - Well then, it suits you. 906 00:56:36,296 --> 00:56:38,146 You can borrow it sometime. 907 00:56:45,616 --> 00:56:46,866 Get rid of her. 908 00:56:48,376 --> 00:56:51,176 - What? You get rid of her! - Don't mention me. 909 00:56:51,256 --> 00:56:54,656 l am six years old again, passing messages between parents. 910 00:56:57,176 --> 00:57:00,736 - l really think it's time you left. - Don't worry, l'm leaving. 911 00:57:00,736 --> 00:57:05,186 - Not that we don't love your visits. - You are such a nutcase. l can't keep up. 912 00:57:07,256 --> 00:57:08,756 (note) Gotta get off 913 00:57:10,096 --> 00:57:11,196 Thanks. Bye. 914 00:57:11,416 --> 00:57:14,066 (note) Gotta get off of this merry-go-round 915 00:57:17,856 --> 00:57:19,956 (note) Gonna get, need to get... 916 00:57:21,616 --> 00:57:23,066 (note) Gotta get... 917 00:57:23,656 --> 00:57:24,656 (sniggers) 918 00:57:25,696 --> 00:57:26,646 You kids! 919 00:57:28,976 --> 00:57:31,326 Why do you still waste time with her? 920 00:57:31,456 --> 00:57:33,256 l'll say this about Marla. 921 00:57:33,736 --> 00:57:36,016 At least she's trying to hit bottom. 922 00:57:36,016 --> 00:57:37,116 And l'm not? 923 00:57:37,376 --> 00:57:40,176 Feathers up your butt do not make you a chicken. 924 00:57:40,176 --> 00:57:41,976 What are we doing tonight? 925 00:57:42,816 --> 00:57:44,516 Tonight... we make soap. 926 00:57:45,896 --> 00:57:46,746 Really? 927 00:57:47,016 --> 00:57:49,216 To make soap, first we render fat. 928 00:58:07,936 --> 00:58:10,096 The salt balance has to be just right... 929 00:58:10,096 --> 00:58:12,846 ..so the best fat for soap comes from humans. 930 00:58:13,296 --> 00:58:16,296 - Wait, what is this place? - A liposuction clinic. 931 00:58:24,096 --> 00:58:25,046 Pay dirt! 932 00:58:26,136 --> 00:58:29,236 Richest, creamiest fat in the world. Fat of the land! 933 00:58:35,176 --> 00:58:37,326 No! Don't pull it, don't pull it! 934 00:58:43,016 --> 00:58:45,116 - Oh, God! - Give me another one. 935 00:58:51,096 --> 00:58:54,496 (tyyler) As the fat renders, the tallows float to the surface. 936 00:58:54,496 --> 00:58:55,946 Like in Boy Scouts. 937 00:58:56,576 --> 00:58:59,976 - lt's hard to imagine you as a Boy Scout. - Keep stirring. 938 00:59:02,456 --> 00:59:05,806 Once the tallow hardens, you skim off a layer of glycerin. 939 00:59:05,936 --> 00:59:08,336 Add nitric acid, you've got nitroglycerin. 940 00:59:08,336 --> 00:59:11,636 Then add sodium nitrate and sawdust, you've got dynamite. 941 00:59:12,096 --> 00:59:15,646 Yeah, with enough soap, one could blow up just about anything. 942 00:59:15,856 --> 00:59:17,936 Tyler was full of useful information. 943 00:59:17,936 --> 00:59:21,816 People found clothes got cleaner when washed at a certain point in the river. 944 00:59:21,816 --> 00:59:23,316 - You know why? - No. 945 00:59:26,496 --> 00:59:30,046 Human sacrifices were once made on the hills above this river. 946 00:59:30,216 --> 00:59:33,366 Bodies burnt. Water permeated the ashes to create lye. 947 00:59:33,376 --> 00:59:35,676 This is lye. The crucial ingredient. 948 00:59:35,776 --> 00:59:40,456 Once it mixed with the melted body fat, a white soapy discharge crept into the river. 949 00:59:40,456 --> 00:59:42,356 May l see your hand, please? 950 00:59:47,616 --> 00:59:49,366 - (kisses) - What is this? 951 00:59:50,816 --> 00:59:53,266 - This is a chemical burn. - Agh! Aaagh! 952 00:59:53,376 --> 00:59:56,676 lt will hurt more than any burn and it will leave a scar. 953 00:59:56,816 --> 00:59:59,666 Meditation worked for cancer, it could work now. 954 01:00:00,136 --> 01:00:02,436 - Don't shut the pain out. - Oh, God! 955 01:00:03,536 --> 01:00:07,896 The first soap was made from heroes' ashes, like the first monkey shot into space. 956 01:00:07,896 --> 01:00:10,796 Without pain or sacrifice, we would have nothing. 957 01:00:10,856 --> 01:00:13,736 l tried not to think of the word searing offlesh. 958 01:00:13,736 --> 01:00:16,856 Stop it! This is your pain, this is your burning hand. 959 01:00:16,856 --> 01:00:19,496 l'm going to my cave to find my power animal. 960 01:00:19,496 --> 01:00:23,096 No! Don't deal with this the way those dead people do! Come on! 961 01:00:23,456 --> 01:00:27,106 - l get the point! - No! You're feeling premature enlightenment. 962 01:00:29,976 --> 01:00:33,876 lt's the greatest moment of your life, and you're off somewhere else! 963 01:00:33,976 --> 01:00:34,926 l am not! 964 01:00:35,496 --> 01:00:38,196 Shut up! Our fathers were our models for God. 965 01:00:38,456 --> 01:00:41,756 lf our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God? 966 01:00:42,456 --> 01:00:46,806 Listen to me. You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. 967 01:00:47,576 --> 01:00:50,726 He never wanted you. ln all probability, He hates you. 968 01:00:51,576 --> 01:00:55,096 This is not the worst thing that can happen. We don't need Him! 969 01:00:55,096 --> 01:00:57,796 - l agree! - Fuck damnation, fuck redemption. 970 01:00:58,016 --> 01:01:00,496 We are God's unwanted children? So be it! 971 01:01:00,496 --> 01:01:04,146 - l'm getting water! - You can use water and make it worse or... 972 01:01:05,896 --> 01:01:09,346 - Or use vinegar to neutralise the burn. - Please let me up! 973 01:01:09,376 --> 01:01:11,226 First, you have to give up. 974 01:01:11,456 --> 01:01:13,806 First, you have to know, not fear,... 975 01:01:14,136 --> 01:01:16,586 ..know that some day, you're gonna die. 976 01:01:17,096 --> 01:01:19,096 You don't know how this feels! 977 01:01:23,016 --> 01:01:26,916 lt's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. 978 01:01:29,056 --> 01:01:30,256 OK. (whimpers) 979 01:01:43,776 --> 01:01:45,076 Congratulations. 980 01:01:45,816 --> 01:01:48,566 You're one step closer to hitting the bottom. 981 01:01:51,536 --> 01:01:54,536 Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. 982 01:01:54,536 --> 01:01:56,436 God knows what they charged. 983 01:01:56,536 --> 01:01:59,436 - This is the best soap. - Why, thank you, Susan. 984 01:01:59,696 --> 01:02:01,046 lt was beautiful. 985 01:02:01,776 --> 01:02:05,226 We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them. 986 01:02:06,456 --> 01:02:08,456 He was wearing his yellow tie. 987 01:02:08,536 --> 01:02:10,816 l didn't wear a tie to work any more. 988 01:02:10,816 --> 01:02:14,376 ''The first rule of Fight Club is don't talk about Fight Club.'' 989 01:02:14,376 --> 01:02:17,856 l'm haif-asleep again. l must have left it in the copy machine. 990 01:02:17,856 --> 01:02:20,206 ''The second rule...'' ls this yours? 991 01:02:20,336 --> 01:02:21,036 Huh? 992 01:02:22,056 --> 01:02:24,806 Pretend you're me. Make a managerial decision. 993 01:02:25,536 --> 01:02:27,686 You find this. What would you do? 994 01:02:32,336 --> 01:02:34,136 Well, l gotta tell you,... 995 01:02:34,336 --> 01:02:37,536 ..l'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that. 996 01:02:37,936 --> 01:02:40,736 Because the person who wrote that is dangerous. 997 01:02:41,176 --> 01:02:44,626 And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap... 998 01:02:45,576 --> 01:02:48,126 ..and then stalk from office to office... 999 01:02:48,416 --> 01:02:52,266 ..with an Armalite AR10 carbine gas-powered semiautomatic weapon,... 1000 01:02:53,336 --> 01:02:56,736 ..pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. 1001 01:02:58,256 --> 01:03:00,956 This might be someone you've known for years. 1002 01:03:01,576 --> 01:03:03,676 Someone very, very close to you. 1003 01:03:04,656 --> 01:03:06,956 Tyler's words coming out ofmy mouth. 1004 01:03:08,856 --> 01:03:10,936 And l used to be such a nice guy. 1005 01:03:10,936 --> 01:03:14,216 Or maybe you shouldn't bring me every piece of trash you pick up. 1006 01:03:14,216 --> 01:03:15,366 (phone rings) 1007 01:03:17,816 --> 01:03:20,916 - Compliance and Liability. - My tit's gonna rot off. 1008 01:03:22,216 --> 01:03:24,716 Will you excuse me? l need to take this. 1009 01:03:30,696 --> 01:03:34,296 - What do you mean? - l need you to check for a lump in my breast. 1010 01:03:34,296 --> 01:03:37,946 - Go to a hospital. - l can't afford to waste money on a doctor. 1011 01:03:39,016 --> 01:03:41,066 l don't know about this, Marla. 1012 01:03:41,216 --> 01:03:42,066 Please. 1013 01:03:42,936 --> 01:03:45,786 She didn't call Tyler. l'm neutral in her book. 1014 01:03:48,736 --> 01:03:51,936 That's nice. Taking food to Mrs Haniver and Mrs Raines. 1015 01:03:52,696 --> 01:03:54,396 Where are they, exactly? 1016 01:03:54,776 --> 01:03:58,476 Tragically, they're dead. l'm alive and l'm in poverty. Want any? 1017 01:03:58,816 --> 01:04:00,766 - No, no. - l got one for you. 1018 01:04:00,896 --> 01:04:02,546 Thanks for the thought. 1019 01:04:04,216 --> 01:04:06,066 What happened to your hand? 1020 01:04:06,496 --> 01:04:07,596 Oh, nothing. 1021 01:04:08,656 --> 01:04:10,106 - Right there? - Mm. 1022 01:04:11,656 --> 01:04:13,206 - Feel anything? - No. 1023 01:04:14,336 --> 01:04:15,636 Well, make sure. 1024 01:04:16,336 --> 01:04:17,836 OK, l'm pretty sure. 1025 01:04:18,376 --> 01:04:19,726 You feel nothing? 1026 01:04:20,376 --> 01:04:21,476 No, nothing. 1027 01:04:24,056 --> 01:04:26,206 Well, that's a relief. Thank you. 1028 01:04:28,296 --> 01:04:31,196 - No problem. - l wish l could return the favour. 1029 01:04:31,456 --> 01:04:33,536 Breast cancer doesn't run in my family. 1030 01:04:33,536 --> 01:04:36,386 - l could check your prostate. - l think l'm OK. 1031 01:04:36,976 --> 01:04:38,526 Well, thanks, anyway. 1032 01:04:43,776 --> 01:04:45,926 - Are we done? - Yeah, we're done. 1033 01:04:46,096 --> 01:04:47,496 See you... around. 1034 01:05:04,758 --> 01:05:06,058 (man) Cornelius? 1035 01:05:06,838 --> 01:05:07,838 Cornelius! 1036 01:05:09,198 --> 01:05:10,348 lt's me! Bob! 1037 01:05:11,878 --> 01:05:12,828 Hey, Bob. 1038 01:05:16,678 --> 01:05:19,638 - We all thought you were dead. - No, no. Still here. 1039 01:05:19,638 --> 01:05:23,388 - How are you, Bob? - Better than l've ever been in my whole life. 1040 01:05:23,598 --> 01:05:26,498 - Really? Still remaining men together? - No, no. 1041 01:05:27,038 --> 01:05:30,438 - l got something so much better now. - Really, what is it? 1042 01:05:31,278 --> 01:05:32,128 Well... 1043 01:05:33,158 --> 01:05:36,258 The first rule is, l'm not supposed to talk about it. 1044 01:05:37,358 --> 01:05:39,108 And the second rule is... 1045 01:05:39,438 --> 01:05:41,718 ..l'm not supposed to talk about it. 1046 01:05:41,718 --> 01:05:44,768 - And the third rule is... - Bob, Bob. l'm a member. 1047 01:05:45,118 --> 01:05:46,668 Look at my face, Bob. 1048 01:05:49,438 --> 01:05:51,538 That's fucking... fucking great. 1049 01:05:51,758 --> 01:05:55,158 - l've never seen you there. - l go Tuesdays and Thursdays. 1050 01:05:55,398 --> 01:05:57,598 - l go Saturday. - Congratulations. 1051 01:05:59,358 --> 01:06:01,458 Yeah, hey, to both of us, right? 1052 01:06:01,678 --> 01:06:04,318 Have you heard about the guy that invented it? 1053 01:06:04,318 --> 01:06:07,198 - Yeah, actually... - l hear all kinds of things. 1054 01:06:07,198 --> 01:06:10,148 Supposedly, he was born in a mental institution... 1055 01:06:10,758 --> 01:06:13,158 ..and he sleeps only one hour a night. 1056 01:06:14,078 --> 01:06:15,428 He's a great man. 1057 01:06:17,638 --> 01:06:19,688 Do you know about Tyler Durden? 1058 01:06:21,758 --> 01:06:22,758 (cheering) 1059 01:06:39,838 --> 01:06:40,838 (cheering) 1060 01:06:43,798 --> 01:06:45,548 l didn't hurt you, did l? 1061 01:06:45,878 --> 01:06:47,278 Actually, you did. 1062 01:06:47,958 --> 01:06:49,408 Thank you for this. 1063 01:06:50,198 --> 01:06:52,298 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1064 01:06:52,558 --> 01:06:53,608 Fight Club. 1065 01:06:54,638 --> 01:06:56,688 This was mine and Tyler's gift. 1066 01:06:56,878 --> 01:06:58,478 Our gift to the world. 1067 01:06:58,838 --> 01:07:02,038 l look around, l look around, l see a lot of new faces. 1068 01:07:02,118 --> 01:07:03,118 (laughing) 1069 01:07:03,598 --> 01:07:04,498 Shut up! 1070 01:07:05,798 --> 01:07:10,298 Which means a lot of people have been breaking the first two rules of Fight Club. 1071 01:07:18,438 --> 01:07:22,338 l see in Fight Club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. 1072 01:07:22,438 --> 01:07:24,188 l see all this potential. 1073 01:07:24,518 --> 01:07:26,218 And l see it squandered. 1074 01:07:27,478 --> 01:07:30,178 Goddamn it, an entire generation pumping gas. 1075 01:07:30,998 --> 01:07:32,248 Waiting tables. 1076 01:07:33,078 --> 01:07:34,878 Slaves with white collars. 1077 01:07:37,438 --> 01:07:40,138 Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes. 1078 01:07:40,478 --> 01:07:43,628 Working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. 1079 01:07:47,358 --> 01:07:49,708 We're the middle children of history. 1080 01:07:49,798 --> 01:07:51,298 No purpose or place. 1081 01:07:51,958 --> 01:07:53,508 We have no Great War. 1082 01:07:54,278 --> 01:07:55,778 No Great Depression. 1083 01:07:57,958 --> 01:08:00,108 Our great war is a spiritual war. 1084 01:08:00,638 --> 01:08:02,838 Our great depression is our lives. 1085 01:08:06,598 --> 01:08:09,498 We've all been raised on television to believe... 1086 01:08:09,638 --> 01:08:13,238 ..that one day we'd be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars. 1087 01:08:13,238 --> 01:08:14,388 But we won't. 1088 01:08:15,318 --> 01:08:17,418 We're slowly learning that fact. 1089 01:08:17,758 --> 01:08:19,858 And we're very, very pissed off. 1090 01:08:20,198 --> 01:08:21,248 (all) Yeah! 1091 01:08:24,558 --> 01:08:27,858 - First rule of Fight Club is, do not talk... - (banging) 1092 01:08:34,078 --> 01:08:35,178 Who are you? 1093 01:08:36,118 --> 01:08:37,518 - Who am l? - Yeah. 1094 01:08:39,478 --> 01:08:42,478 There's a sign on the front that says Lou's Tavern. 1095 01:08:43,238 --> 01:08:45,638 l'm fucking Lou. Who the fuck are you? 1096 01:08:47,038 --> 01:08:48,188 Tyler Durden. 1097 01:08:52,038 --> 01:08:55,238 Who told you motherfuckers that you could use my place? 1098 01:08:55,438 --> 01:08:57,798 We have a deal worked out with lrvine. 1099 01:08:57,798 --> 01:09:00,358 lrvine's at home with a broken collarbone. 1100 01:09:00,358 --> 01:09:02,358 He don't own this place. l do. 1101 01:09:04,518 --> 01:09:07,918 - How much money's he getting for this? - There is no money. 1102 01:09:07,918 --> 01:09:10,268 - Free to all. - Ain't that something? 1103 01:09:10,678 --> 01:09:11,978 lt is, actually. 1104 01:09:12,518 --> 01:09:13,918 Look, stupid fuck! 1105 01:09:14,958 --> 01:09:17,478 - l want everybody out of here right now. - Hey! 1106 01:09:17,478 --> 01:09:19,228 You should join our club. 1107 01:09:19,998 --> 01:09:21,998 Did you hear what l just said? 1108 01:09:21,998 --> 01:09:23,498 You and your friend. 1109 01:09:24,758 --> 01:09:25,408 Uh! 1110 01:09:25,838 --> 01:09:27,138 You hear me now? 1111 01:09:29,958 --> 01:09:32,208 No, l didn't quite catch that, Lou. 1112 01:09:35,478 --> 01:09:36,728 (tyyler groans) 1113 01:09:37,838 --> 01:09:39,388 Still not getting it. 1114 01:09:40,758 --> 01:09:42,408 Aagh! OK, OK, l got it. 1115 01:09:42,918 --> 01:09:45,218 l got it, l got it. Shit, l lost it. 1116 01:09:46,278 --> 01:09:47,628 Back! All of you! 1117 01:09:49,718 --> 01:09:51,568 (bodyguard) Everybody back! 1118 01:09:53,158 --> 01:09:54,408 (tyyler laughs) 1119 01:09:56,798 --> 01:09:57,698 (laughs) 1120 01:09:58,878 --> 01:09:59,778 Ah, Lou! 1121 01:10:01,038 --> 01:10:03,488 Come on, man! We really like this place. 1122 01:10:05,878 --> 01:10:06,778 (groans) 1123 01:10:07,318 --> 01:10:08,568 (tyyler laughs) 1124 01:10:13,238 --> 01:10:16,158 - That's right, Lou. Get it out. - Shut the fuck up. 1125 01:10:16,158 --> 01:10:17,108 Oh, yeah! 1126 01:10:18,198 --> 01:10:19,098 (laughs) 1127 01:10:22,638 --> 01:10:24,238 ls that fucking funny? 1128 01:10:25,878 --> 01:10:27,428 (laughs hysterically) 1129 01:10:30,758 --> 01:10:33,258 Fucking guy is a loony, l'm telling you. 1130 01:10:35,318 --> 01:10:36,468 Unbelievable. 1131 01:10:40,998 --> 01:10:43,918 - You don't know where l've been, Lou. - Oh, my God! 1132 01:10:43,918 --> 01:10:46,618 (maniacally) You don't know where l've been! 1133 01:10:49,638 --> 01:10:52,138 Please let us keep it, Lou! Please, Lou! 1134 01:10:52,678 --> 01:10:54,828 Fucking use the basement! Christ! 1135 01:10:55,118 --> 01:10:57,618 l want your word, Lou! l want your word! 1136 01:10:57,958 --> 01:10:59,458 On my mother's eyes. 1137 01:11:04,678 --> 01:11:05,778 (Lou groans) 1138 01:11:08,638 --> 01:11:09,738 Thanks, Lou. 1139 01:11:11,918 --> 01:11:13,268 You too, big guy. 1140 01:11:17,718 --> 01:11:19,418 We'll see you next week. 1141 01:11:34,598 --> 01:11:37,698 This week, each one of you has a homework assignment. 1142 01:11:38,118 --> 01:11:42,068 You're gonna go out. You're gonna start a fight with a total stranger. 1143 01:11:45,878 --> 01:11:47,828 You're gonna start a fight... 1144 01:11:48,038 --> 01:11:49,738 ..and you're gonna lose. 1145 01:11:51,958 --> 01:11:53,558 Excellent choice, sir. 1146 01:11:56,278 --> 01:11:58,428 Hey! Watch out, jackass! Come on! 1147 01:11:59,798 --> 01:12:02,198 Now, this is not as easy as it sounds. 1148 01:12:04,958 --> 01:12:06,208 Son of a bitch! 1149 01:12:06,918 --> 01:12:10,818 Most people, normal people, do just about anything to avoid a fiight. 1150 01:12:12,358 --> 01:12:13,358 Excuse me! 1151 01:12:14,438 --> 01:12:17,588 You sprayed me with your hose. That's not necessary... 1152 01:12:18,078 --> 01:12:19,528 Jay! Go call 91 1 ! 1153 01:12:20,478 --> 01:12:21,428 (screams) 1154 01:12:22,558 --> 01:12:23,958 Put the hose down. 1155 01:12:24,598 --> 01:12:25,948 Stop it! Stop it! 1156 01:12:28,198 --> 01:12:28,998 Sorry. 1157 01:12:44,878 --> 01:12:46,178 We need to talk. 1158 01:12:49,398 --> 01:12:50,048 OK. 1159 01:12:51,478 --> 01:12:52,728 Where to begin? 1160 01:12:53,558 --> 01:12:55,608 With your constant absenteeism? 1161 01:12:55,758 --> 01:12:58,008 With your unpresentable appearance? 1162 01:12:58,278 --> 01:12:59,828 You're up for review. 1163 01:13:00,318 --> 01:13:02,718 l am Jack's complete lack of surprise. 1164 01:13:03,478 --> 01:13:05,128 - What? - Let's pretend. 1165 01:13:05,398 --> 01:13:08,048 You're the Department of Transportation, OK? 1166 01:13:08,238 --> 01:13:10,738 Someone informs you that this company... 1167 01:13:11,838 --> 01:13:15,838 ..installs front-seat mounting brackets that failed collision tests,... 1168 01:13:15,838 --> 01:13:18,738 ..brake linings that fail after 1 ,000 miles,... 1169 01:13:19,198 --> 01:13:22,448 ..and fuel injectors that explode and burn people alive. 1170 01:13:23,518 --> 01:13:24,518 What then? 1171 01:13:25,398 --> 01:13:27,048 Are you threatening me? 1172 01:13:27,678 --> 01:13:30,438 - No... - Get the fuck out of here. You're fired! 1173 01:13:30,438 --> 01:13:34,588 l have a better solution. Keep me on the payroll as an outside consultant. 1174 01:13:34,758 --> 01:13:36,708 ln exchange for my salary,... 1175 01:13:36,838 --> 01:13:40,438 ..my job will be never to tell people these things that l know. 1176 01:13:40,598 --> 01:13:44,598 l don't even have to come into the office. l can do this job from home. 1177 01:13:45,958 --> 01:13:49,608 Who... Who the fuck do you think you are, you crazy little shit? 1178 01:13:54,958 --> 01:13:57,558 - Security! - l am Jack's smirking revenge. 1179 01:14:04,158 --> 01:14:04,808 Uh! 1180 01:14:06,958 --> 01:14:08,858 What the hell are you doing? 1181 01:14:12,558 --> 01:14:13,608 (splutters) 1182 01:14:17,798 --> 01:14:18,998 Uh, that hurt. 1183 01:14:21,198 --> 01:14:22,798 Why would you do that? 1184 01:14:23,798 --> 01:14:25,698 Oh, my God! No! Please stop! 1185 01:14:26,758 --> 01:14:27,658 (chokes) 1186 01:14:35,718 --> 01:14:37,168 What are you doing? 1187 01:14:38,758 --> 01:14:40,458 Oh, God, no! Please! No! 1188 01:14:40,838 --> 01:14:44,188 For some reason, l thought ofmy fiirst fiight, with Tyler. 1189 01:14:44,838 --> 01:14:45,488 No! 1190 01:15:09,798 --> 01:15:13,648 Under and behind and inside everything this man took for granted,... 1191 01:15:14,198 --> 01:15:16,598 ..something horrible had been growing. 1192 01:15:17,598 --> 01:15:18,348 Look. 1193 01:15:18,718 --> 01:15:22,618 Give me the paychecks, like l asked, and you won't ever see me again. 1194 01:15:23,318 --> 01:15:26,068 Then, at our most excellent moment together... 1195 01:15:28,918 --> 01:15:31,618 (weeps) Thank God! Please don't hit me again. 1196 01:15:31,678 --> 01:15:33,328 Telephone, computer,... 1197 01:15:33,758 --> 01:15:37,508 ..fax machine, 5.2 weekly paychecks and 48 airline flight coupons. 1198 01:15:38,798 --> 01:15:40,948 We now had corporate sponsorship. 1199 01:15:41,198 --> 01:15:45,498 This is how Tyler and l were able to have Fight Club every night of the week. 1200 01:15:46,198 --> 01:15:47,198 (cheering) 1201 01:15:48,678 --> 01:15:52,028 Now, the centre ofFight Club became the two men fiighting. 1202 01:15:52,198 --> 01:15:55,498 The leader walked through the crowd, out in the darkness. 1203 01:15:57,238 --> 01:16:00,788 Tyler was now involved in a lawsuit with the Pressman Hotel... 1204 01:16:01,638 --> 01:16:04,088 ..over the urine content of their soup. 1205 01:16:04,518 --> 01:16:05,518 (cheering) 1206 01:16:08,798 --> 01:16:10,498 l am Jack's wasted life. 1207 01:16:19,078 --> 01:16:20,328 Thank you, sir. 1208 01:16:22,518 --> 01:16:25,068 Tyler dreamed up new homework assignments. 1209 01:16:25,478 --> 01:16:27,928 He handed them out in sealed envelopes. 1210 01:17:05,478 --> 01:17:08,928 - There's a Fight Club up in Delaware City. - Yeah, l heard. 1211 01:17:10,718 --> 01:17:12,768 There's one in Penns Grove too. 1212 01:17:12,918 --> 01:17:15,158 Bob even found one up in New Castle. 1213 01:17:15,158 --> 01:17:18,108 - Did you start that one? - No, l thought you did. 1214 01:17:18,198 --> 01:17:19,398 - No. - (spits) 1215 01:18:07,438 --> 01:18:09,638 - Stop for a second. - Hey, what are we doing? 1216 01:18:09,638 --> 01:18:11,678 - Turn around. - What are we doing? 1217 01:18:11,678 --> 01:18:13,878 - Homework assignment. - What kind? 1218 01:18:14,078 --> 01:18:15,378 Human sacrifice. 1219 01:18:16,118 --> 01:18:19,318 - ls that a gun? Please tell me it's not. - lt's a gun. 1220 01:18:19,398 --> 01:18:21,718 - What are you doing? - Meet me in the back. 1221 01:18:21,718 --> 01:18:24,078 - Don't fuck around! - Meet me in the back. 1222 01:18:24,078 --> 01:18:25,878 On a long enough time line,... 1223 01:18:25,878 --> 01:18:28,728 ..the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. 1224 01:18:29,598 --> 01:18:31,498 What are you doing? Come on! 1225 01:18:31,678 --> 01:18:34,328 Hands behind your back. Give me your wallet. 1226 01:18:36,638 --> 01:18:39,438 Raymond K Hessel. 1320 SE Banning, Apartment A. 1227 01:18:40,558 --> 01:18:43,718 - Small, cramped basement apartment? - How did you know? 1228 01:18:43,718 --> 01:18:46,018 They give shitty apartments letters. 1229 01:18:46,318 --> 01:18:48,268 Raymond! You're going to die. 1230 01:18:49,398 --> 01:18:50,398 (sobs) No! 1231 01:18:50,878 --> 01:18:54,878 ls that your mom and dad? They're gonna have to call the kindly doctor. 1232 01:18:54,958 --> 01:18:57,198 Pick up your dental records. Know why? 1233 01:18:57,198 --> 01:19:00,398 - There'll be nothing left of your face. - Oh, come on! 1234 01:19:00,718 --> 01:19:04,558 An expired community college student lD. What did you study, Raymond? 1235 01:19:04,558 --> 01:19:06,808 - S... S... Stuff. - (tyyler) Stuff? 1236 01:19:07,558 --> 01:19:09,208 Were the midterms hard? 1237 01:19:10,638 --> 01:19:13,198 - l asked you what you studied! - Biology, mostly. 1238 01:19:13,198 --> 01:19:14,748 - Why? - l don't know. 1239 01:19:16,638 --> 01:19:19,188 What did you wanna be, Raymond K Hessel?! 1240 01:19:20,878 --> 01:19:23,878 The question, Raymond, was what did you want to be? 1241 01:19:26,278 --> 01:19:28,128 Answer him, Raymond, Jesus! 1242 01:19:28,358 --> 01:19:30,758 - Veterinarian. Veterinarian. - Animals. 1243 01:19:30,758 --> 01:19:33,678 - Yeah. Animals and stuff. - Stuff. Yeah, l got that. 1244 01:19:33,678 --> 01:19:36,238 - So you need more schooling. - Too much school. 1245 01:19:36,238 --> 01:19:38,678 - Would you rather be dead? - No, please... 1246 01:19:38,678 --> 01:19:42,778 You'd rather die here, on your knees, in the back of a convenience store? 1247 01:19:43,038 --> 01:19:44,638 (whimpers) Please, no. 1248 01:19:48,518 --> 01:19:50,268 l'm keeping your licence. 1249 01:19:51,718 --> 01:19:54,418 Gonna check in on you. l know where you live. 1250 01:19:54,678 --> 01:19:57,638 lf you're not working to be a veterinarian in six weeks,... 1251 01:19:57,638 --> 01:19:59,088 ..you will be dead. 1252 01:19:59,718 --> 01:20:00,918 (Raymond sobs) 1253 01:20:01,438 --> 01:20:02,738 Now run on home. 1254 01:20:07,998 --> 01:20:09,398 Run, Forrest, run! 1255 01:20:11,558 --> 01:20:12,608 l feel ill. 1256 01:20:14,318 --> 01:20:15,868 lmagine how he feels. 1257 01:20:16,398 --> 01:20:18,198 Come on, this isn't funny! 1258 01:20:18,478 --> 01:20:20,828 What the fuck was the point of that?! 1259 01:20:20,878 --> 01:20:24,678 Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K Hessel's life. 1260 01:20:24,918 --> 01:20:29,018 His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and l have ever tasted. 1261 01:20:30,478 --> 01:20:32,278 You had to give it to him. 1262 01:20:32,558 --> 01:20:34,358 - Come on. - He had a plan. 1263 01:20:34,918 --> 01:20:37,968 And it started to make sense in a Tyler-sort of way. 1264 01:20:38,278 --> 01:20:40,028 No fear. No distractions. 1265 01:20:40,198 --> 01:20:43,098 The ability to let that which does not matter... 1266 01:20:43,478 --> 01:20:44,678 ..truly slide. 1267 01:20:58,238 --> 01:21:00,188 (tyyler) You are not yourjob. 1268 01:21:02,118 --> 01:21:04,918 You're not how much money you have in the bank. 1269 01:21:06,998 --> 01:21:08,948 You're not the car you drive. 1270 01:21:09,518 --> 01:21:11,968 You're not the contents of your wallet. 1271 01:21:12,318 --> 01:21:14,368 You're not your fucking khakis. 1272 01:21:17,238 --> 01:21:20,438 You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. 1273 01:21:29,278 --> 01:21:31,428 l'll be out of your way in a sec. 1274 01:21:32,158 --> 01:21:33,708 You don't have to go. 1275 01:21:35,598 --> 01:21:36,548 Whatever. 1276 01:21:38,678 --> 01:21:40,278 No, l mean... lt's OK. 1277 01:21:42,958 --> 01:21:44,458 (distant clattering) 1278 01:21:48,718 --> 01:21:49,768 (footsteps) 1279 01:21:50,798 --> 01:21:52,798 Are you still going to groups? 1280 01:21:53,478 --> 01:21:54,228 Yeah. 1281 01:21:56,878 --> 01:21:58,028 Chloe's dead. 1282 01:21:59,358 --> 01:22:00,408 Wow, Chloe. 1283 01:22:01,358 --> 01:22:02,908 When did that happen? 1284 01:22:03,718 --> 01:22:04,818 Do you care? 1285 01:22:05,598 --> 01:22:08,448 l dunno. l haven't thought about it in a while. 1286 01:22:09,078 --> 01:22:10,228 Yeah, well... 1287 01:22:11,158 --> 01:22:13,358 lt was the smart move on her part. 1288 01:22:14,758 --> 01:22:15,908 Listen, um... 1289 01:22:17,918 --> 01:22:20,268 What are you getting out of all this? 1290 01:22:20,878 --> 01:22:21,628 What? 1291 01:22:22,998 --> 01:22:25,298 l mean, all this. Why do you keep... 1292 01:22:25,958 --> 01:22:27,708 ls this making you happy? 1293 01:22:29,478 --> 01:22:31,078 Yeah, well, sometimes. 1294 01:22:33,118 --> 01:22:35,238 l don't know. l don't understand. 1295 01:22:35,238 --> 01:22:38,738 Why does a weaker person need to latch on to a strong person? 1296 01:22:38,758 --> 01:22:40,458 What is... What is that? 1297 01:22:40,838 --> 01:22:42,638 What do you get out of it? 1298 01:22:44,358 --> 01:22:46,438 No... That's not the same thing at all. 1299 01:22:46,438 --> 01:22:48,488 lt's totally different with us. 1300 01:22:48,518 --> 01:22:50,468 - Us? - (clattering increases) 1301 01:22:50,598 --> 01:22:52,248 What do you mean by us? 1302 01:22:52,518 --> 01:22:55,118 - l'm sorry. Do you hear this? - Hear what? 1303 01:22:56,318 --> 01:22:58,358 - All that noise. Hold on. - No, wait! 1304 01:22:58,358 --> 01:23:01,038 Don't change the subject! l want to talk about this. 1305 01:23:01,038 --> 01:23:03,738 - You're not talking about me, are you? - No. 1306 01:23:03,798 --> 01:23:06,748 - What? - Playing doctor. What was going on there? 1307 01:23:07,198 --> 01:23:10,098 - What are you talking about? - Nothing. Nothing. 1308 01:23:10,398 --> 01:23:12,478 - l don't think so. - What do you want? 1309 01:23:12,478 --> 01:23:14,178 - Look at me. - No. What? 1310 01:23:15,518 --> 01:23:18,218 - What is that?! - lt's nothing. Don't worry. 1311 01:23:18,318 --> 01:23:19,868 My God. Who did this? 1312 01:23:20,718 --> 01:23:22,468 - A person. - Guy or girl? 1313 01:23:22,798 --> 01:23:25,558 - What do you care? - What do you care if l ask? 1314 01:23:25,558 --> 01:23:28,058 - Leave me alone. - You're afraid to say. 1315 01:23:28,118 --> 01:23:30,118 - l am not. Let me go. - No! Talk to me. 1316 01:23:30,118 --> 01:23:31,268 Let go of me! 1317 01:23:31,318 --> 01:23:33,998 - This conversation... - This conversation... 1318 01:23:33,998 --> 01:23:35,698 - ..is over. - ..is over. 1319 01:23:37,198 --> 01:23:39,348 l just can't win with you, can l? 1320 01:23:49,118 --> 01:23:51,318 Hey, this is getting a little old! 1321 01:23:52,078 --> 01:23:53,978 What is... What is all this? 1322 01:23:54,398 --> 01:23:55,798 What do you think? 1323 01:23:57,318 --> 01:23:59,318 Hey, why do we need bunk beds? 1324 01:23:59,438 --> 01:24:00,138 Hey! 1325 01:24:07,758 --> 01:24:08,758 Too young. 1326 01:24:09,598 --> 01:24:10,398 Sorry. 1327 01:24:11,238 --> 01:24:12,538 What's all that? 1328 01:24:13,318 --> 01:24:16,238 lf the applicant is young, tell him he's too young. 1329 01:24:16,238 --> 01:24:18,788 - Old, too old. Fat, too fat. - Applicant? 1330 01:24:18,838 --> 01:24:22,158 lf the applicant waits three days without food or shelter,... 1331 01:24:22,158 --> 01:24:24,238 ..he may enter and begin training. 1332 01:24:24,238 --> 01:24:25,638 Training for what? 1333 01:24:31,358 --> 01:24:33,108 You think this is a game? 1334 01:24:33,438 --> 01:24:36,078 You're too young to train here, end of story. 1335 01:24:36,078 --> 01:24:38,928 Quit wasting our time. Get the fuck out of here. 1336 01:24:39,158 --> 01:24:40,258 (door opens) 1337 01:24:42,478 --> 01:24:43,828 Bad news, friend. 1338 01:24:44,718 --> 01:24:46,318 lt's not gonna happen. 1339 01:24:46,798 --> 01:24:49,078 Sorry if there was a misunderstanding. 1340 01:24:49,078 --> 01:24:50,998 lt's not the end of the world. 1341 01:24:50,998 --> 01:24:52,298 Just... go away. 1342 01:24:53,958 --> 01:24:54,608 Go. 1343 01:24:55,998 --> 01:24:59,148 You're trespassing and l will have to call the police. 1344 01:25:02,478 --> 01:25:04,028 Don't you look at me! 1345 01:25:04,558 --> 01:25:07,208 You're never getting in this fucking house! 1346 01:25:07,758 --> 01:25:10,958 Never. Now get the fuck off my porch! Get off my porch! 1347 01:25:11,078 --> 01:25:14,428 Sooner or later, we all became what Tyler wanted us to be. 1348 01:25:14,558 --> 01:25:17,358 l'm gonna go inside and l'm gonna get a shovel. 1349 01:25:24,518 --> 01:25:26,718 - Got two black shirts? - Yes, sir. 1350 01:25:26,718 --> 01:25:28,958 - Two pair of black pants? - Yes, sir. 1351 01:25:28,958 --> 01:25:31,808 - One pair black boots? Black socks? - Yes, sir. 1352 01:25:31,878 --> 01:25:33,878 - One black jacket. - Yes, sir. 1353 01:25:33,958 --> 01:25:36,458 - $300 personal burial money? - Yes, sir. 1354 01:25:38,918 --> 01:25:39,918 All right. 1355 01:25:50,318 --> 01:25:52,018 You're too old, fat man. 1356 01:25:52,398 --> 01:25:55,298 Your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch. 1357 01:26:02,918 --> 01:26:03,868 Bob! Bob! 1358 01:26:20,238 --> 01:26:22,838 Like a monkey ready to be shot into space. 1359 01:26:23,518 --> 01:26:24,668 Space monkey. 1360 01:26:25,038 --> 01:26:27,888 Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good. 1361 01:26:34,758 --> 01:26:36,808 You are too fucking old, fatty! 1362 01:26:37,398 --> 01:26:39,498 And you... You're too fucking... 1363 01:26:40,558 --> 01:26:41,458 ..blond! 1364 01:26:42,198 --> 01:26:44,348 Get out of here, the both of you! 1365 01:26:44,518 --> 01:26:45,768 And so it went. 1366 01:26:46,678 --> 01:26:48,578 (tyyler) Listen up, maggots. 1367 01:26:48,798 --> 01:26:50,298 You are not special. 1368 01:26:51,118 --> 01:26:53,818 You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. 1369 01:26:54,358 --> 01:26:57,808 You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. 1370 01:26:58,638 --> 01:27:00,488 Tyler built himseifan army. 1371 01:27:00,878 --> 01:27:04,478 (tyyler) We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. 1372 01:27:04,478 --> 01:27:07,028 We are all part of the same compost heap. 1373 01:27:08,958 --> 01:27:11,758 (thinks) Why was Tyler Durden building an army? 1374 01:27:12,158 --> 01:27:13,458 To what purpose? 1375 01:27:14,238 --> 01:27:15,838 For what greater good? 1376 01:27:19,758 --> 01:27:21,258 ln Tyler we trusted. 1377 01:27:26,838 --> 01:27:29,518 (man) When he was like, ''You are not your job'',... 1378 01:27:29,518 --> 01:27:31,168 ..l was like, ''Yeah!'' 1379 01:27:33,318 --> 01:27:34,868 Hey, what's all this? 1380 01:27:35,398 --> 01:27:36,098 Hey! 1381 01:27:38,838 --> 01:27:39,488 OK! 1382 01:27:40,518 --> 01:27:42,878 - What's going on? - We're celebrating. 1383 01:27:42,878 --> 01:27:45,078 - What are we celebrating? - Go on. 1384 01:27:46,518 --> 01:27:47,368 (TV on) 1385 01:27:49,118 --> 01:27:51,218 - Hey. - Let me get that for you. 1386 01:27:55,598 --> 01:27:57,748 (TV) The same great taste, Pepsi. 1387 01:28:00,638 --> 01:28:01,638 (all) Ssh! 1388 01:28:02,878 --> 01:28:06,578 (TV) lnvestigators are here. The Police Commissioner has arrived. 1389 01:28:06,598 --> 01:28:09,518 Could you tell us what you think has happened here? 1390 01:28:09,518 --> 01:28:13,418 We believe this is one ofmany recent acts of vandalism in the city... 1391 01:28:13,678 --> 01:28:16,428 ..somehow related to underground boxing clubs. 1392 01:28:16,758 --> 01:28:19,658 We will be coordinating a rigorous investigation. 1393 01:28:21,678 --> 01:28:25,528 That was Police Commissioner Jacobs who just arrived on the scene... 1394 01:28:25,958 --> 01:28:29,158 - ..ofa four-alarm fiire that broke out... - She's hot. 1395 01:28:30,118 --> 01:28:31,918 Back to you in the studio. 1396 01:28:31,958 --> 01:28:33,158 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1397 01:28:35,158 --> 01:28:36,608 - Holy shit! - Yeah! 1398 01:28:44,598 --> 01:28:46,598 What the fuck did you guys do? 1399 01:28:46,638 --> 01:28:49,438 (TV) Arson investigators are on the premises... 1400 01:28:50,638 --> 01:28:51,638 (laughter) 1401 01:28:54,158 --> 01:28:58,158 Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions, sir. 1402 01:29:04,518 --> 01:29:06,968 The victory in the war against crime... 1403 01:29:06,998 --> 01:29:08,798 ..will not come overnight. 1404 01:29:09,078 --> 01:29:12,978 lt will take dedication and commitment and, most of all, cooperation. 1405 01:29:13,518 --> 01:29:17,268 Streets are safer now. There is hope in the inner city. However... 1406 01:29:18,318 --> 01:29:19,818 l gotta take a piss. 1407 01:29:20,318 --> 01:29:23,018 These are the first steps in a long journey. 1408 01:29:23,038 --> 01:29:25,588 That is why we have created Project Hope. 1409 01:29:25,638 --> 01:29:26,338 Bob. 1410 01:29:30,598 --> 01:29:33,358 (speaker) Project Hope will be a joint effort... 1411 01:29:33,358 --> 01:29:36,008 ..between the police and community leaders. 1412 01:29:36,078 --> 01:29:39,428 lt will be a powerful new weapon in the war against crime. 1413 01:29:40,158 --> 01:29:41,158 (applause) 1414 01:30:14,278 --> 01:30:15,478 (waiter yells) 1415 01:30:23,638 --> 01:30:27,538 - Wrap it around the top of his Hacky Sack. - His balls are ice cold. 1416 01:30:29,558 --> 01:30:32,708 Hi. You're gonna call off your rigorous investigation. 1417 01:30:32,838 --> 01:30:36,118 You will publicly state there is no underground group or... 1418 01:30:36,118 --> 01:30:38,568 ..these guys are gonna take your balls. 1419 01:30:39,198 --> 01:30:42,798 They'll send one to the New York Times and one to the LA Times. 1420 01:30:42,918 --> 01:30:43,668 Look. 1421 01:30:44,678 --> 01:30:47,718 The people you are after are the people you depend on. 1422 01:30:47,718 --> 01:30:51,238 We cook your meals. We haul your trash. We connect your calls. 1423 01:30:51,238 --> 01:30:54,438 We drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. 1424 01:30:59,078 --> 01:31:00,578 Do not fuck with us. 1425 01:31:06,198 --> 01:31:07,398 (muffled yell) 1426 01:31:08,878 --> 01:31:09,928 Ball check! 1427 01:31:24,678 --> 01:31:26,228 Bob, you're this way. 1428 01:31:27,718 --> 01:31:28,668 Let's go. 1429 01:31:30,038 --> 01:31:32,488 l am Jack's inflamed sense ofrejection. 1430 01:31:34,158 --> 01:31:34,858 Hey! 1431 01:31:50,038 --> 01:31:50,788 Yeah! 1432 01:31:52,718 --> 01:31:54,468 (shouts of encouragement) 1433 01:31:57,038 --> 01:31:58,038 (cheering) 1434 01:32:21,718 --> 01:32:24,478 l felt like putting a bullet in every panda... 1435 01:32:24,478 --> 01:32:27,078 ..that wouldn't screw to save its species. 1436 01:32:29,398 --> 01:32:31,838 l wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers... 1437 01:32:31,838 --> 01:32:34,938 ..and smother all those French beaches l'd never see. 1438 01:32:38,518 --> 01:32:40,318 l wanted to breathe smoke. 1439 01:32:56,718 --> 01:32:58,668 Where did you go, psycho boy? 1440 01:33:00,438 --> 01:33:03,088 l felt like destroying something beautiful. 1441 01:33:06,598 --> 01:33:08,598 Get him to a fucking hospital. 1442 01:33:08,678 --> 01:33:09,428 Yeah. 1443 01:33:20,998 --> 01:33:23,998 Don't worry, Mr Durden. Airport parking. Long term. 1444 01:33:25,398 --> 01:33:26,948 After you, Mr Durden. 1445 01:33:28,318 --> 01:33:29,318 After you. 1446 01:33:47,398 --> 01:33:49,698 - Something on your mind, dear? - No. 1447 01:33:49,958 --> 01:33:52,658 Yeah, why wasn't l told about Project Mayhem? 1448 01:33:53,158 --> 01:33:56,118 First rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions. 1449 01:33:56,118 --> 01:33:58,478 Why didn't you include me in the beginning? 1450 01:33:58,478 --> 01:34:03,028 Fight Club was the beginning. Now it's left the basements and it's Project Mayhem. 1451 01:34:03,558 --> 01:34:07,758 We started Fight Club together. Remember? lt's as much mine as it is yours. 1452 01:34:07,838 --> 01:34:11,638 - ls this about you and me? - Yeah. Weren't we doing this together? 1453 01:34:11,998 --> 01:34:14,798 This does not belong to us. We are not special. 1454 01:34:15,398 --> 01:34:17,648 Fuck that. You should have told me. 1455 01:34:18,518 --> 01:34:20,418 - Hey, Tyler! - (horn blares) 1456 01:34:22,198 --> 01:34:24,678 - Goddamn it, Tyler! - What do you want?! 1457 01:34:24,678 --> 01:34:27,118 A statement of purpose? Should l e-mail you? 1458 01:34:27,118 --> 01:34:29,758 - Oh... - You decide your level of involvement! 1459 01:34:29,758 --> 01:34:32,358 l will! l wanna know certain things first! 1460 01:34:32,398 --> 01:34:35,248 - The first rule of Project Mayhem... - Shut up! 1461 01:34:36,598 --> 01:34:39,948 - l wanna know what you're thinking. - Fuck what you know! 1462 01:34:40,278 --> 01:34:43,678 Forget about what you think you know about life, friendship,... 1463 01:34:43,678 --> 01:34:45,878 ..and especially about you and me. 1464 01:34:46,798 --> 01:34:48,798 What is that supposed to mean? 1465 01:34:52,118 --> 01:34:53,568 What are you doing? 1466 01:34:55,078 --> 01:34:57,728 What do you wish you'd done before you died? 1467 01:34:57,758 --> 01:35:00,258 - Paint a self-portrait. - Build a house. 1468 01:35:00,598 --> 01:35:02,798 - And you? - l don't know. Nothing. 1469 01:35:02,958 --> 01:35:05,358 - Get in the right lane. - You have to know! 1470 01:35:05,358 --> 01:35:08,358 lf you died now, how would you feel about your life? 1471 01:35:08,358 --> 01:35:11,708 l don't know! Nothing good. ls that what you want to hear? 1472 01:35:11,958 --> 01:35:13,858 - Come on! - Not good enough. 1473 01:35:14,238 --> 01:35:16,088 Stop fucking around! Tyler! 1474 01:35:17,798 --> 01:35:19,798 - (horns blare) - Jesus Christ! 1475 01:35:20,678 --> 01:35:22,758 Goddamn it! Goddamn it! Fuck you! 1476 01:35:22,758 --> 01:35:24,658 Fuck Fight Club. Fuck Marla! 1477 01:35:24,838 --> 01:35:26,688 l am sick of all your shit! 1478 01:35:27,478 --> 01:35:28,378 OK, man. 1479 01:35:31,038 --> 01:35:33,558 - Quit screwing around. Steer! - Look at you! 1480 01:35:33,558 --> 01:35:36,278 - Steer! - Look at you. You're fucking pathetic! 1481 01:35:36,278 --> 01:35:40,728 - Why? Why? What are you talking about? - Why do you think l blew up your condo? 1482 01:35:41,798 --> 01:35:42,548 What? 1483 01:35:43,358 --> 01:35:47,198 Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat. lt's not a goddamned seminar. 1484 01:35:47,198 --> 01:35:50,148 Stop trying to control everything and just let go! 1485 01:35:52,398 --> 01:35:53,248 Let go! 1486 01:35:54,278 --> 01:35:55,578 All right. Fine. 1487 01:35:57,118 --> 01:35:57,868 Fine. 1488 01:36:54,918 --> 01:36:57,068 l'd never been in a car accident. 1489 01:36:57,398 --> 01:37:00,548 This must have been what all those people felt like... 1490 01:37:00,758 --> 01:37:03,758 ..before l fiiled them as statistics in my reports. 1491 01:37:03,918 --> 01:37:04,818 Goddamn! 1492 01:37:07,198 --> 01:37:08,448 (tyyler laughs) 1493 01:37:09,278 --> 01:37:11,678 We've just had a near-life experience! 1494 01:37:15,998 --> 01:37:17,998 (tyyler) ln the world l see,... 1495 01:37:17,998 --> 01:37:21,298 ..you're stalking elk through the Grand Canyon forests... 1496 01:37:21,798 --> 01:37:24,348 ..around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. 1497 01:37:26,598 --> 01:37:30,498 You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. 1498 01:37:30,878 --> 01:37:34,378 You'll climb the thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. 1499 01:37:35,318 --> 01:37:39,018 And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn,... 1500 01:37:39,798 --> 01:37:43,048 ..laying strips of venison in the empty car-pool lane... 1501 01:37:43,278 --> 01:37:45,428 ..of some abandoned superhighway. 1502 01:37:58,358 --> 01:37:59,808 Feel better, champ. 1503 01:38:05,998 --> 01:38:07,348 (door slams shut) 1504 01:38:17,158 --> 01:38:18,208 And then... 1505 01:38:18,958 --> 01:38:19,758 Tyler? 1506 01:38:20,518 --> 01:38:21,868 ..Tyler was gone. 1507 01:38:29,638 --> 01:38:30,788 Was l asleep? 1508 01:38:32,638 --> 01:38:33,738 Had l slept? 1509 01:38:34,678 --> 01:38:37,628 (man) You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake... 1510 01:38:37,678 --> 01:38:39,978 The house had become a living thing. 1511 01:38:40,118 --> 01:38:43,268 Wet inside from so many people sweating and breathing. 1512 01:38:45,038 --> 01:38:47,488 So many people moving, the house moved. 1513 01:38:50,278 --> 01:38:51,428 Planet Tyler. 1514 01:38:52,358 --> 01:38:54,008 l had to hug the walls. 1515 01:38:54,438 --> 01:38:57,188 Trapped inside this clockwork ofspace monkeys. 1516 01:38:57,518 --> 01:39:01,238 You shouldn't be smoking in here! You know how much ether is here! 1517 01:39:01,238 --> 01:39:03,718 Cooking and working and sleeping in teams. 1518 01:39:03,718 --> 01:39:04,868 (phone rings) 1519 01:39:05,798 --> 01:39:07,148 Hang on a second. 1520 01:39:12,518 --> 01:39:13,718 (police radio) 1521 01:39:25,918 --> 01:39:27,618 lt's under control, sir. 1522 01:39:30,878 --> 01:39:32,078 Where's Tyler? 1523 01:39:32,718 --> 01:39:35,678 Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not... 1524 01:39:35,678 --> 01:39:36,778 Right... OK. 1525 01:39:39,878 --> 01:39:41,078 l'm all alone. 1526 01:39:42,038 --> 01:39:44,388 My father dumped me. Tyler dumped me. 1527 01:39:45,638 --> 01:39:47,388 l am Jack's broken heart. 1528 01:39:51,838 --> 01:39:54,838 What comes next in Project Mayhem only Tyler knows. 1529 01:39:56,358 --> 01:39:59,058 The second rule is you do not ask questions. 1530 01:40:02,118 --> 01:40:04,818 Get the fuck away from me! Get the fuck away! 1531 01:40:05,078 --> 01:40:06,828 Who are all these people? 1532 01:40:12,118 --> 01:40:14,118 The Paper Street Soap Company. 1533 01:40:15,798 --> 01:40:16,998 Can l come in? 1534 01:40:20,798 --> 01:40:21,998 He's not here. 1535 01:40:22,878 --> 01:40:23,628 What? 1536 01:40:25,998 --> 01:40:27,348 Tyler isn't here. 1537 01:40:29,518 --> 01:40:30,818 Tyler went away. 1538 01:40:31,918 --> 01:40:33,068 Tyler's gone. 1539 01:40:37,558 --> 01:40:38,908 (car horns blare) 1540 01:40:43,118 --> 01:40:44,168 (dogs bark) 1541 01:40:50,238 --> 01:40:51,738 (man) Get some help! 1542 01:40:51,958 --> 01:40:52,908 (yelling) 1543 01:41:02,638 --> 01:41:05,988 Two gunshot wounds coming through! Make some fucking room! 1544 01:41:07,398 --> 01:41:09,348 What happened? What happened? 1545 01:41:09,798 --> 01:41:13,798 We were on assignment. We were supposed to kill two birds with one stone. 1546 01:41:13,798 --> 01:41:15,878 Destroy a piece of corporate art... 1547 01:41:15,878 --> 01:41:17,778 Operation Latte Thunder. Go! 1548 01:41:18,958 --> 01:41:21,208 ..and trash a franchise coffee bar. 1549 01:41:28,158 --> 01:41:30,158 We had it all worked out, sir. 1550 01:41:38,238 --> 01:41:40,838 - lt went smooth until... - Police! Freeze! 1551 01:41:41,478 --> 01:41:43,128 - What? - They shot Bob. 1552 01:41:45,558 --> 01:41:48,208 - They shot him in the head. - Fucking pigs! 1553 01:41:50,198 --> 01:41:51,648 (groans of disgust) 1554 01:41:53,038 --> 01:41:53,938 Oh, God! 1555 01:41:55,078 --> 01:41:57,328 - Those motherfuckers! - You morons. 1556 01:41:58,278 --> 01:42:01,728 You're running around in ski masks trying to blow things up? 1557 01:42:02,318 --> 01:42:04,668 What did you think was gonna happen?! 1558 01:42:06,598 --> 01:42:10,348 OK, quick! Get rid of the evidence. We gotta get rid of this body! 1559 01:42:10,838 --> 01:42:12,238 - Bury him. - What? 1560 01:42:13,678 --> 01:42:15,918 Take him to the garden and bury him. 1561 01:42:15,918 --> 01:42:18,758 - Come on, people, let's go! - Get the fuck off! 1562 01:42:18,758 --> 01:42:21,508 Get away from him! What are you talking about? 1563 01:42:21,958 --> 01:42:24,518 This isn't fucking evidence. This is a person. 1564 01:42:24,518 --> 01:42:27,678 He's my friend and you're not burying him in the garden! 1565 01:42:27,678 --> 01:42:30,278 He was killed serving Project Mayhem, sir. 1566 01:42:30,638 --> 01:42:32,438 - This is Bob. - Sir, in... 1567 01:42:32,678 --> 01:42:34,758 ln Project Mayhem, we have no names. 1568 01:42:34,758 --> 01:42:36,358 Now, you listen to me. 1569 01:42:36,758 --> 01:42:40,258 This is a man and he has a name, and it's Robert Paulsen, OK? 1570 01:42:41,198 --> 01:42:43,118 - Robert Paulsen. - He's a man... 1571 01:42:43,118 --> 01:42:46,468 ..and he's dead now because of us. Do you understand that? 1572 01:42:46,478 --> 01:42:47,628 l understand. 1573 01:42:50,838 --> 01:42:53,288 ln death, a member of Project Mayhem... 1574 01:42:54,118 --> 01:42:55,268 ..has a name. 1575 01:42:56,238 --> 01:42:58,088 His name is Robert Paulsen. 1576 01:42:59,478 --> 01:43:01,328 His name is Robert Paulsen. 1577 01:43:02,238 --> 01:43:04,238 His name... is Robert Paulsen. 1578 01:43:04,878 --> 01:43:07,028 (all) His name is Robert Paulsen. 1579 01:43:08,638 --> 01:43:11,438 - Come on, guys. Please. Stop it. - (all chant) 1580 01:43:11,678 --> 01:43:14,078 (chanting) His name is Robert Paulsen. 1581 01:43:14,238 --> 01:43:16,988 - (chanting) - Shut up! This is all over with! 1582 01:43:17,278 --> 01:43:18,278 (chanting) 1583 01:43:20,318 --> 01:43:22,618 (whispers) Get the fuck out of here. 1584 01:43:22,798 --> 01:43:23,798 (chanting) 1585 01:43:30,278 --> 01:43:31,778 (chanting continues) 1586 01:43:48,278 --> 01:43:49,428 (phone rings) 1587 01:43:50,278 --> 01:43:53,578 - Tyler? - No, this is Detective Stern of the Arson Unit. 1588 01:43:54,598 --> 01:43:56,098 l need to see you... 1589 01:44:00,438 --> 01:44:04,188 l went to all the cities on Tyler's used ticket stubs, barhopping. 1590 01:44:04,398 --> 01:44:09,038 l didn't know how or why, but l could look at 5.0 different bars, and somehow ljust knew. 1591 01:44:09,038 --> 01:44:12,938 l'm looking for Tyler Durden. lt's very important that l talk to him. 1592 01:44:13,518 --> 01:44:15,198 l wish l could help you,... 1593 01:44:15,198 --> 01:44:15,998 ..sir. 1594 01:44:22,478 --> 01:44:24,178 Every city l went to,... 1595 01:44:25,478 --> 01:44:27,978 ..as soon as l set foot off the plane... 1596 01:44:28,358 --> 01:44:30,458 ..l knew a Fight Club was close. 1597 01:44:30,638 --> 01:44:31,588 Hey! Hey! 1598 01:44:33,278 --> 01:44:34,028 Taxi! 1599 01:44:34,878 --> 01:44:36,878 Look at my face. l'm a member. 1600 01:44:36,958 --> 01:44:39,478 Now, l just need to know if you've seen Tyler. 1601 01:44:39,478 --> 01:44:42,778 l'm not exposed to bespeak any such information to you... 1602 01:44:43,118 --> 01:44:47,318 ..nor would l, even if l had said information at this juncture,... be able. 1603 01:44:48,278 --> 01:44:51,478 - You're a moron. - l'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 1604 01:44:53,118 --> 01:44:56,868 Tyler had been busy... setting up franchises all over the country. 1605 01:45:00,598 --> 01:45:02,398 Was l asleep? Had l slept? 1606 01:45:04,958 --> 01:45:07,408 ls Tyler my bad dream, or am l Tyler's? 1607 01:45:08,438 --> 01:45:11,478 - We've just heard the stories. - What kind of stories? 1608 01:45:11,478 --> 01:45:15,638 - Nobody knows what he looks like. - He has plastic surgery every three years. 1609 01:45:15,638 --> 01:45:18,238 That's the stupidest thing l've ever heard. 1610 01:45:18,638 --> 01:45:22,598 - ls it true about Fight Club in Miami? - ls Mr Durden building an army? 1611 01:45:22,598 --> 01:45:25,298 l was living in a state ofperpetual deja vu. 1612 01:45:26,318 --> 01:45:27,868 Everywhere l went,... 1613 01:45:28,398 --> 01:45:30,358 ..l felt l'd already been there. 1614 01:45:30,358 --> 01:45:32,808 lt was like following an invisible man. 1615 01:45:34,198 --> 01:45:36,098 The smell of dried blood,... 1616 01:45:36,278 --> 01:45:39,028 ..dirty, bare footprints circling each other. 1617 01:45:40,478 --> 01:45:43,178 That aroma of old sweat, like fried chicken. 1618 01:45:43,638 --> 01:45:47,138 The feel ofa floor still warm from a fiight the night before. 1619 01:45:47,878 --> 01:45:50,328 l was alwaysjust one step behind Tyler. 1620 01:45:53,478 --> 01:45:55,978 (chanting) His name is Robert Paulsen... 1621 01:46:00,918 --> 01:46:02,618 (man) Welcome back, sir. 1622 01:46:03,838 --> 01:46:05,238 How have you been? 1623 01:46:05,918 --> 01:46:07,168 Do you know me? 1624 01:46:08,078 --> 01:46:09,578 ls this a test, sir? 1625 01:46:10,478 --> 01:46:12,128 No. This is not a test. 1626 01:46:12,358 --> 01:46:14,408 You were in here last Thursday. 1627 01:46:15,038 --> 01:46:15,988 Thursday? 1628 01:46:17,318 --> 01:46:21,018 You were standing where you are now, asking how good security is. 1629 01:46:21,758 --> 01:46:23,558 lt's tight as a drum, sir. 1630 01:46:26,318 --> 01:46:27,918 Who do you think l am? 1631 01:46:28,478 --> 01:46:30,528 Are you sure this isn't a test? 1632 01:46:30,998 --> 01:46:32,648 No, this is not a test. 1633 01:46:32,918 --> 01:46:34,268 You're Mr Durden. 1634 01:46:36,198 --> 01:46:38,298 You're the one who gave me this. 1635 01:46:38,838 --> 01:46:42,888 Please return your seat backs to their full upright and locked position. 1636 01:46:50,198 --> 01:46:51,348 (phone rings) 1637 01:46:53,838 --> 01:46:55,538 - Yeah? - Marla, it's me. 1638 01:46:55,918 --> 01:46:57,878 - Have we ever done it? - Done what? 1639 01:46:57,878 --> 01:46:58,778 Had sex? 1640 01:46:59,278 --> 01:47:01,438 What kind of stupid question is that? 1641 01:47:01,438 --> 01:47:03,798 Stupid because it's yes or because it's no? 1642 01:47:03,798 --> 01:47:06,348 - ls this a trick? - No. l need to know... 1643 01:47:06,358 --> 01:47:10,058 You wanna know if l think we were just having sex or making love? 1644 01:47:10,158 --> 01:47:13,258 - We did make love? - ls that what you're calling it? 1645 01:47:13,518 --> 01:47:16,318 Just answer the question! Did we do it or not?! 1646 01:47:16,318 --> 01:47:19,198 You fuck me, then snub me. You love me, you hate me. 1647 01:47:19,198 --> 01:47:22,038 You're sensitive, then you turn into an asshole. 1648 01:47:22,038 --> 01:47:24,678 Does that describe our relationship, Tyler? 1649 01:47:24,678 --> 01:47:26,758 (thinks) Wejust lost cabin pressure. 1650 01:47:26,758 --> 01:47:28,278 What did you just say? 1651 01:47:28,278 --> 01:47:30,598 - What is wrong with you? - Say my name! 1652 01:47:30,598 --> 01:47:33,498 Tyler Durden! You fucking freak! What's going on? 1653 01:47:34,198 --> 01:47:36,278 - l'm coming over! - l'm not there! 1654 01:47:36,278 --> 01:47:38,928 - (line goes dead) - You broke your promise. 1655 01:47:39,038 --> 01:47:40,188 Jesus, Tyler. 1656 01:47:40,998 --> 01:47:44,398 - You fucking talked to her about me. - What the fuck is going on? 1657 01:47:44,398 --> 01:47:47,098 l asked you for one thing. One simple thing. 1658 01:47:47,798 --> 01:47:49,948 Why do people think that l'm you? 1659 01:47:50,558 --> 01:47:51,558 Answer me! 1660 01:47:54,838 --> 01:47:55,538 Sit. 1661 01:47:59,278 --> 01:48:01,728 Answer me. Why do people think l'm you? 1662 01:48:01,958 --> 01:48:03,308 l think you know. 1663 01:48:04,158 --> 01:48:06,058 - No, l don't. - Yes, you do. 1664 01:48:06,718 --> 01:48:09,438 Why would anyone possibly confuse you with me? 1665 01:48:09,438 --> 01:48:10,838 l... l don't know. 1666 01:48:16,678 --> 01:48:18,078 - You got it. - No. 1667 01:48:19,518 --> 01:48:21,568 - Do not fuck with us! - Say it. 1668 01:48:22,878 --> 01:48:23,878 Because... 1669 01:48:26,118 --> 01:48:26,968 Say it! 1670 01:48:28,838 --> 01:48:30,838 Because we're the same person. 1671 01:48:30,878 --> 01:48:32,028 That's right. 1672 01:48:32,998 --> 01:48:35,158 We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap. 1673 01:48:35,158 --> 01:48:38,798 - l don't understand this. - You wanted a way to change your life. 1674 01:48:38,798 --> 01:48:40,878 You could not do this on your own. 1675 01:48:40,878 --> 01:48:42,958 All the ways you wish you could be,... 1676 01:48:42,958 --> 01:48:44,058 ..that's me. 1677 01:48:44,838 --> 01:48:47,958 l look like you wanna look, l fuck like you wanna fuck. 1678 01:48:47,958 --> 01:48:50,278 l am smart, capable and, most importantly,... 1679 01:48:50,278 --> 01:48:52,978 ..l'm free in all the ways that you are not. 1680 01:48:52,998 --> 01:48:53,848 Oh, no. 1681 01:48:54,038 --> 01:48:56,688 - Tyler's not here. Tyler went away. - What? 1682 01:48:56,918 --> 01:48:59,168 This isn't possible. This is crazy. 1683 01:48:59,238 --> 01:49:00,888 People do it every day. 1684 01:49:01,278 --> 01:49:04,758 They talk to themselves. They see themselves as they'd like to be. 1685 01:49:04,758 --> 01:49:08,058 They don't have the courage you have to just run with it. 1686 01:49:11,518 --> 01:49:14,818 You still wrestle with it, so sometimes you're still you. 1687 01:49:14,838 --> 01:49:19,238 - We should do this again sometime. - At times, you imagine you're watching me. 1688 01:49:19,438 --> 01:49:21,918 lf this is your first time, you have to fight. 1689 01:49:21,918 --> 01:49:25,168 Little by little, you're just letting yourself become... 1690 01:49:26,918 --> 01:49:28,168 ..Tyler Durden. 1691 01:49:28,838 --> 01:49:31,598 You are not your job or how much money you have! 1692 01:49:31,598 --> 01:49:33,998 - No. You have a house. - Rented in your name. 1693 01:49:33,998 --> 01:49:37,558 - You have jobs, a life. - You work nights because you can't sleep. 1694 01:49:37,558 --> 01:49:39,358 Or you stay up and make soap. 1695 01:49:39,358 --> 01:49:43,808 - You're fucking Marla, Tyler. - Technically, you are. lt's all the same to her. 1696 01:49:45,758 --> 01:49:46,808 Oh, my God. 1697 01:49:48,678 --> 01:49:50,378 Now you see our dilemma. 1698 01:49:50,758 --> 01:49:52,208 She knows too much. 1699 01:49:53,038 --> 01:49:57,238 l think we're gonna have to talk about how this might compromise our goals. 1700 01:49:58,038 --> 01:49:59,938 What... What are you saying? 1701 01:50:00,998 --> 01:50:04,548 This is bullshit. This is bullshit, l'm not listening to this! 1702 01:50:05,158 --> 01:50:07,508 - You are insane! - No. You're insane. 1703 01:50:07,798 --> 01:50:10,348 We simply do not have time for this crap. 1704 01:50:11,838 --> 01:50:13,588 lt's called a changeover. 1705 01:50:14,038 --> 01:50:15,538 The movie goes on... 1706 01:50:16,118 --> 01:50:18,718 ..and nobody in the audience has any idea. 1707 01:50:31,558 --> 01:50:34,258 - Sir! Are you checking out? - Yeah. Bill me. 1708 01:50:35,158 --> 01:50:37,708 Can you initial this list of phone calls? 1709 01:50:41,718 --> 01:50:45,218 - When were these made? - Between 2.00 and 3.30 this morning. 1710 01:50:51,198 --> 01:50:55,238 Have l been going to bed earlier every night? Have l been sleeping later? 1711 01:50:55,238 --> 01:50:57,538 Have l been Tyler longer and longer? 1712 01:51:02,318 --> 01:51:03,618 ls anybody here? 1713 01:51:07,198 --> 01:51:08,848 Deja vu all over again. 1714 01:51:10,798 --> 01:51:13,498 With enough soap, one could blow up anything. 1715 01:51:15,438 --> 01:51:16,488 Oh, my God. 1716 01:51:19,078 --> 01:51:20,278 (ringing tone) 1717 01:51:21,158 --> 01:51:23,258 - (man) 1888. - Who am l calling? 1718 01:51:23,838 --> 01:51:26,438 1888 Franklin. This is maintenance. Hello? 1719 01:51:28,478 --> 01:51:29,278 Hello? 1720 01:51:30,118 --> 01:51:31,668 1888 Franklin Street? 1721 01:51:32,198 --> 01:51:33,698 Yes. Can l help you? 1722 01:51:36,558 --> 01:51:38,108 - Hello? - Yeah, yeah. 1723 01:51:39,118 --> 01:51:41,638 l need to talk to your supervisor right away. 1724 01:51:41,638 --> 01:51:43,638 - Speaking. - OK, listen to me. 1725 01:51:43,718 --> 01:51:46,838 Something terrible is about to happen to your building. 1726 01:51:46,838 --> 01:51:48,538 lt's under control, sir. 1727 01:51:49,278 --> 01:51:52,428 - Excuse me? - Don't worry about us, sir. We're solid. 1728 01:51:56,758 --> 01:51:57,808 (man) 2160. 1729 01:52:05,358 --> 01:52:07,058 Marla! Marla! Hey, wait! 1730 01:52:09,398 --> 01:52:11,898 Wait! l gotta talk to you! Marla! Marla! 1731 01:52:12,158 --> 01:52:16,158 Your bald freaks hit me with a fucking broom! They almost broke my arm! 1732 01:52:16,238 --> 01:52:18,938 They were burning their fingertips with lye. 1733 01:52:18,958 --> 01:52:22,758 This needs a tremendous act of faith on your part, but hear me out. 1734 01:52:22,838 --> 01:52:26,838 - Here comes an avalanche of bullshit. - A little more faith than that. 1735 01:52:29,718 --> 01:52:32,278 l don't wanna hear anything you have to say. 1736 01:52:32,278 --> 01:52:34,228 You have every right to be... 1737 01:52:34,878 --> 01:52:36,758 l'll just have a coffee, thanks. 1738 01:52:36,758 --> 01:52:39,608 Sir. Anything you order is free of charge, sir. 1739 01:52:39,678 --> 01:52:41,428 Why is it free of charge? 1740 01:52:41,718 --> 01:52:43,758 - (whispers) Don't ask. - Whatever. 1741 01:52:43,758 --> 01:52:48,858 Er... l'll have the clam chowder, fried chicken and baked potato and a chocolate chiffon pie. 1742 01:52:49,118 --> 01:52:50,568 Clean food, please. 1743 01:52:51,198 --> 01:52:54,198 ln that case, may l advise against the clam chowder. 1744 01:52:54,198 --> 01:52:56,048 No clam chowder. Thank you. 1745 01:52:57,598 --> 01:52:59,748 (Marla) You got about 30 seconds. 1746 01:53:02,318 --> 01:53:04,838 l know l've been acting very strange, OK? 1747 01:53:04,838 --> 01:53:08,138 - l know it seems there's two sides to me... - Two sides? 1748 01:53:08,198 --> 01:53:12,648 - You're Dr Jekyll and Mr Jackass. - l know. But l realised something important. 1749 01:53:13,118 --> 01:53:16,368 - What? - The nature of our relationship wasn't clear... 1750 01:53:17,118 --> 01:53:19,418 ..to me for reasons l won't go into. 1751 01:53:19,478 --> 01:53:22,038 - l know l haven't treated you well. - Whatever. 1752 01:53:22,038 --> 01:53:24,138 No, no. Fifteen seconds, please! 1753 01:53:24,718 --> 01:53:26,998 Fifteen seconds, don't open your mouth. 1754 01:53:26,998 --> 01:53:29,078 l'm trying to tell you l'm sorry. 1755 01:53:29,078 --> 01:53:32,478 What l've come to realise is that l really like you, Marla. 1756 01:53:33,278 --> 01:53:34,128 You do? 1757 01:53:35,398 --> 01:53:36,498 l really do. 1758 01:53:37,278 --> 01:53:41,518 l care about you and l don't want anything bad to happen to you because of me. 1759 01:53:41,518 --> 01:53:43,518 Marla, your life is in danger. 1760 01:53:44,238 --> 01:53:44,988 What? 1761 01:53:46,158 --> 01:53:49,708 You need to leave town for a while. Get out of any major city. 1762 01:53:49,798 --> 01:53:52,558 - Just go camping... - You're an insane person. 1763 01:53:52,558 --> 01:53:55,958 - No. l've involved you in something terrible. - No. Shut up! 1764 01:53:55,958 --> 01:53:58,258 - You're not safe. - (yells) Shut up! 1765 01:54:00,118 --> 01:54:03,518 - Listen, l tried, Tyler. l really tried. - l know you did. 1766 01:54:04,478 --> 01:54:07,478 There are things about you l like. You're smart, funny. 1767 01:54:07,478 --> 01:54:09,278 You're spectacular in bed. 1768 01:54:09,438 --> 01:54:10,238 But... 1769 01:54:10,878 --> 01:54:12,428 ..you're intolerable. 1770 01:54:12,958 --> 01:54:15,438 You have very serious emotional problems. 1771 01:54:15,438 --> 01:54:19,138 Deep-seated problems for which you should seek professional help. 1772 01:54:19,318 --> 01:54:23,218 - l know, and l'm sorry. - You're sorry, l'm sorry. Everyone's sorry. 1773 01:54:24,238 --> 01:54:25,988 l can't do this any more. 1774 01:54:26,318 --> 01:54:27,218 l can't. 1775 01:54:28,398 --> 01:54:29,498 And l won't. 1776 01:54:30,478 --> 01:54:31,428 l'm gone. 1777 01:54:32,518 --> 01:54:35,018 You can't leave, Marla! You're not safe! 1778 01:54:37,798 --> 01:54:40,438 - Marla, you don't understand! - Leave me alone! 1779 01:54:40,438 --> 01:54:42,958 - Marla, l am trying to protect you! - Let go! 1780 01:54:42,958 --> 01:54:45,918 - l don't ever wanna see you again! - That's fine... 1781 01:54:45,918 --> 01:54:47,518 Here, wait right here! 1782 01:54:51,678 --> 01:54:53,628 Hold it right there! Shut up! 1783 01:54:54,198 --> 01:54:56,318 Take this money and get on this bus. 1784 01:54:56,318 --> 01:54:58,478 l promise l won't bother you again. 1785 01:54:58,478 --> 01:54:59,378 Shut up! 1786 01:54:59,958 --> 01:55:02,708 Please get on the bus. Please get on the bus. 1787 01:55:04,158 --> 01:55:05,808 Why are you doing this? 1788 01:55:06,238 --> 01:55:09,988 They think you're a threat. l can't explain it now, just trust me! 1789 01:55:10,238 --> 01:55:14,518 - lf l know where you are, you won't be safe. - l'll keep this, it's asshole tax. 1790 01:55:14,518 --> 01:55:17,568 - Fine. Remember, stay out of major cities. - Tyler. 1791 01:55:20,198 --> 01:55:23,048 You're the worst thing that ever happened to me. 1792 01:55:37,318 --> 01:55:39,368 Hello. l need you to arrest me. 1793 01:55:39,958 --> 01:55:42,678 l am the leader of a terrorist organisation... 1794 01:55:42,678 --> 01:55:46,928 ..responsible for numerous acts of vandalism and assault all over this city. 1795 01:55:47,518 --> 01:55:50,668 ln the metropolitan area, we had probably 200 members. 1796 01:55:51,318 --> 01:55:55,068 Chapters have sprung up in five or six other major cities already. 1797 01:55:55,118 --> 01:55:57,818 This is a tightly-regimented organisation... 1798 01:55:58,118 --> 01:56:02,218 ..with many cells capable of operating independent of central leadership. 1799 01:56:03,598 --> 01:56:06,048 Go to the house, OK? 1537 Paper Street. 1800 01:56:07,398 --> 01:56:09,098 That's our headquarters. 1801 01:56:09,318 --> 01:56:11,668 ln the back, buried in the garden,... 1802 01:56:11,878 --> 01:56:14,428 ..you'll find the body of Robert Paulsen. 1803 01:56:14,878 --> 01:56:17,878 ln the basement, you're gonna find some bathtubs... 1804 01:56:18,158 --> 01:56:22,508 ..that have been used very recently to make large quantities of nitroglycerin. 1805 01:56:23,358 --> 01:56:25,398 l believe the plan is to blow up... 1806 01:56:25,398 --> 01:56:28,438 ..the headquarters of these credit card companies... 1807 01:56:28,438 --> 01:56:30,088 ..and the TRW building. 1808 01:56:31,358 --> 01:56:34,158 Why these buildings? Why credit card companies? 1809 01:56:34,638 --> 01:56:37,988 lf you erase the debt record, then we all go back to zero. 1810 01:56:38,918 --> 01:56:40,718 You'll create total chaos. 1811 01:56:42,438 --> 01:56:45,238 Keep him talking. l need to make a phone call. 1812 01:56:55,678 --> 01:56:57,878 l really admire what you're doing. 1813 01:56:58,278 --> 01:56:59,028 What? 1814 01:57:00,358 --> 01:57:02,398 You're a brave man to order this. 1815 01:57:02,398 --> 01:57:03,948 You're a genius, sir. 1816 01:57:04,198 --> 01:57:08,048 You said if anyone ever interferes with Project Mayhem, even you,... 1817 01:57:08,838 --> 01:57:10,588 ..we gotta get his balls. 1818 01:57:12,438 --> 01:57:15,488 - Don't fight. - lt's a powerful gesture, Mr Durden. 1819 01:57:15,558 --> 01:57:18,558 - lt will set an example. - You're making a big mistake! 1820 01:57:18,558 --> 01:57:21,358 - You said you'd say that. - l'm not Tyler Durden! 1821 01:57:21,358 --> 01:57:25,058 - You told us you'd say that too. - All right. l am Tyler Durden. 1822 01:57:25,158 --> 01:57:27,838 Listen to me. l'm giving you a direct order. 1823 01:57:27,838 --> 01:57:32,088 - We're aborting this mission now. - You said you would definitely say that. 1824 01:57:37,718 --> 01:57:41,068 Are you fucking out of your minds? You're police officers! 1825 01:57:41,918 --> 01:57:43,618 ls somebody timing this? 1826 01:57:44,078 --> 01:57:46,328 - (knocking) - Keep your mouth shut. 1827 01:57:46,998 --> 01:57:47,748 Shit! 1828 01:57:51,518 --> 01:57:54,278 - Some of this information checks out. - Uh-huh. 1829 01:57:54,278 --> 01:57:57,678 - Let's go to that house on Paper Street. - Be right there. 1830 01:57:58,118 --> 01:57:59,118 Hey, wait! 1831 01:58:00,478 --> 01:58:02,878 - l got him. - Sir, we have to do this. 1832 01:58:02,998 --> 01:58:05,478 - Stop fighting! - Where's the rubber band? 1833 01:58:05,478 --> 01:58:08,078 Get away from me! Drop that fucking knife! 1834 01:58:11,278 --> 01:58:13,878 Back up. Face down on the floor right now! 1835 01:58:15,758 --> 01:58:17,358 Get down on the floor! 1836 01:58:22,278 --> 01:58:25,078 The first person that comes out of this door... 1837 01:58:25,118 --> 01:58:27,218 ..gets a lead salad! Understand? 1838 01:58:46,478 --> 01:58:47,478 (car horn) 1839 01:58:50,358 --> 01:58:52,358 - (horn) - Get away! Stay away! 1840 01:58:56,998 --> 01:58:58,148 (horns blare) 1841 01:59:05,238 --> 01:59:06,038 l ran. 1842 01:59:07,758 --> 01:59:11,358 l ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. 1843 01:59:14,278 --> 01:59:15,828 Then l ran some more. 1844 01:59:55,278 --> 01:59:57,598 (tyyler) What the fuck are you doing? 1845 01:59:57,598 --> 02:00:00,518 Running around in your underpants! You look crazy! 1846 02:00:00,518 --> 02:00:03,268 No. l'm onto you. l know what's going on here. 1847 02:00:03,598 --> 02:00:08,048 Come on, then. l got us a great place to watch from. lt'll be like pay-per-view. 1848 02:00:10,278 --> 02:00:11,178 (laughs) 1849 02:00:54,318 --> 02:00:56,718 - Oh, Christ. - Now what are you doing? 1850 02:00:56,958 --> 02:00:58,758 - l'm stopping this. - Why? 1851 02:01:00,278 --> 02:01:03,598 - The greatest thing you've ever done. - l can't let this happen. 1852 02:01:03,598 --> 02:01:06,398 There are 10 other bombs in 10 other buildings. 1853 02:01:06,798 --> 02:01:09,118 Since when is Project Mayhem about murder? 1854 02:01:09,118 --> 02:01:10,818 The buildings are empty. 1855 02:01:11,118 --> 02:01:13,918 We're not killing anyone. We're setting 'em free! 1856 02:01:13,918 --> 02:01:16,368 Bob is dead. They shot him in the head. 1857 02:01:16,678 --> 02:01:19,828 You wanna make an omelette, you gotta break some eggs. 1858 02:01:19,998 --> 02:01:23,048 No. l'm not listening to you. You're not even there. 1859 02:01:29,238 --> 02:01:32,788 l wouldn't do that. Not unless you knew which wires were what. 1860 02:01:33,518 --> 02:01:35,018 lf you know, l know. 1861 02:01:40,558 --> 02:01:44,858 Or maybe l knew you'd know, so l spent all day thinking about the wrong ones. 1862 02:01:52,918 --> 02:01:53,918 You think? 1863 02:01:55,878 --> 02:01:58,128 Oh, heavens, no. Not the green one. 1864 02:01:58,718 --> 02:02:00,768 Pull any one but the green one. 1865 02:02:06,118 --> 02:02:07,968 l asked you not to do that! 1866 02:02:10,398 --> 02:02:11,598 (tyyler) Fuck! 1867 02:02:12,798 --> 02:02:14,748 Tyler, get away from the van. 1868 02:02:16,958 --> 02:02:19,708 Tyler, l'm not kidding! Get away from the van! 1869 02:02:20,278 --> 02:02:21,328 Goddamn it! 1870 02:02:22,758 --> 02:02:23,808 Whoa! Whoa! 1871 02:02:27,678 --> 02:02:28,328 OK. 1872 02:02:29,078 --> 02:02:32,128 You are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend... 1873 02:02:32,398 --> 02:02:34,698 ..near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin! 1874 02:02:36,998 --> 02:02:38,248 Cool it, Tyler! 1875 02:02:51,358 --> 02:02:52,458 Aw, come on! 1876 02:02:53,438 --> 02:02:54,388 Don't go! 1877 02:03:31,438 --> 02:03:32,238 What?! 1878 02:04:15,958 --> 02:04:17,608 (tyyler) Three minutes. 1879 02:04:17,758 --> 02:04:18,808 This is it. 1880 02:04:20,038 --> 02:04:21,238 The beginning. 1881 02:04:22,078 --> 02:04:23,178 Ground zero. 1882 02:04:24,038 --> 02:04:26,318 l think this is about where we came in. 1883 02:04:26,318 --> 02:04:28,718 Do you have a speech for the occasion? 1884 02:04:28,758 --> 02:04:30,408 - (mumbles) - l'm sorry? 1885 02:04:31,758 --> 02:04:33,858 l still can't think of anything. 1886 02:04:35,718 --> 02:04:37,268 Ah. Flashback humour. 1887 02:04:42,598 --> 02:04:44,398 lt's getting exciting now. 1888 02:04:46,038 --> 02:04:47,288 Two and a half. 1889 02:04:47,838 --> 02:04:50,288 Think of everything we've accomplished. 1890 02:04:50,398 --> 02:04:54,148 Out these windows, we will view the collapse of financial history. 1891 02:04:55,078 --> 02:04:57,578 One step closer to economic equilibrium. 1892 02:05:11,678 --> 02:05:12,978 Why is she here? 1893 02:05:14,038 --> 02:05:15,538 Tying up loose ends. 1894 02:05:15,958 --> 02:05:18,108 Put me down, you baldheaded fuck! 1895 02:05:18,998 --> 02:05:22,078 - l beg you, please don't do this. - l'm not doing this. 1896 02:05:22,078 --> 02:05:24,928 - We are doing this. This is what we want. - No. 1897 02:05:25,478 --> 02:05:28,928 - l don't want this. - Right. Except you is meaningless now. 1898 02:05:30,078 --> 02:05:33,478 - We have to forget about you. - You're a voice in my head. 1899 02:05:33,998 --> 02:05:35,648 You're a voice in mine! 1900 02:05:36,078 --> 02:05:38,728 - Why can't l get rid of you? - You need me. 1901 02:05:38,878 --> 02:05:40,958 No. l don't. l really don't any more. 1902 02:05:40,958 --> 02:05:45,158 You created me. l didn't create some loser alter ego to make me feel better. 1903 02:05:45,158 --> 02:05:49,058 - Take some responsibility. - l do. l am responsible for all of it... 1904 02:05:49,078 --> 02:05:50,578 ..and l accept that. 1905 02:05:50,798 --> 02:05:53,748 So, please, l'm begging you, please call this off. 1906 02:05:56,598 --> 02:05:58,298 Have l ever let us down? 1907 02:06:00,078 --> 02:06:02,428 How far have you come because of me?! 1908 02:06:07,958 --> 02:06:09,908 l will bring us through this. 1909 02:06:10,038 --> 02:06:13,088 As always, l will carry you kicking and screaming... 1910 02:06:13,758 --> 02:06:16,008 ..and in the end you will thank me. 1911 02:06:16,558 --> 02:06:17,708 Tyler. Tyler. 1912 02:06:19,038 --> 02:06:22,488 l'm grateful to you. For everything that you've done for me. 1913 02:06:22,518 --> 02:06:25,018 But this is too much. l don't want this. 1914 02:06:25,158 --> 02:06:29,408 What do you want? Your shit job back? Fucking condo world, watching sitcoms? 1915 02:06:30,318 --> 02:06:32,018 Fuck you! l won't do it. 1916 02:06:33,118 --> 02:06:36,518 - This can't be happening. - lt's already done, so shut up! 1917 02:06:36,878 --> 02:06:38,378 60 seconds till CRl. 1918 02:06:38,958 --> 02:06:39,608 No. 1919 02:06:42,758 --> 02:06:45,458 l can figure this out. This isn't even real. 1920 02:06:45,518 --> 02:06:49,068 You're not real, that gun... That gun isn't even in your hand. 1921 02:06:50,478 --> 02:06:52,028 The gun's in my hand. 1922 02:06:57,278 --> 02:06:59,778 Good for you. lt doesn't change a thing. 1923 02:07:08,158 --> 02:07:10,658 Why do you wanna put a gun to your head? 1924 02:07:10,798 --> 02:07:12,248 Not my head, Tyler. 1925 02:07:13,358 --> 02:07:14,308 Our head. 1926 02:07:16,758 --> 02:07:17,858 lnteresting. 1927 02:07:21,638 --> 02:07:24,138 Where are you going with this, lkea boy? 1928 02:07:30,398 --> 02:07:31,948 Hey. lt's you and me. 1929 02:07:35,878 --> 02:07:36,778 Friends? 1930 02:07:38,678 --> 02:07:39,628 Tyler,... 1931 02:07:43,958 --> 02:07:46,258 ..l want you to really listen to me. 1932 02:07:46,318 --> 02:07:46,968 OK. 1933 02:07:48,758 --> 02:07:50,108 My eyes are open. 1934 02:08:08,718 --> 02:08:10,118 What's that smell? 1935 02:08:23,118 --> 02:08:24,468 (lift doors open) 1936 02:08:26,998 --> 02:08:28,098 (man laughs) 1937 02:08:29,478 --> 02:08:32,328 - Where is everybody? - Oh, no. What's going on? 1938 02:08:32,998 --> 02:08:33,998 Mr Durden! 1939 02:08:35,558 --> 02:08:36,608 Oh, my God! 1940 02:08:42,478 --> 02:08:44,678 Are you... Are you all right, sir? 1941 02:08:45,638 --> 02:08:49,518 - (gurgling) Oh, yeah, l'm OK. - You look terrible, sir. What happened? 1942 02:08:49,518 --> 02:08:53,168 - Nothing, it's no problem. - No, no, no, sir. He's not kidding. 1943 02:08:53,438 --> 02:08:56,198 - You look awful. You need assistance. - l'm fine. 1944 02:08:56,198 --> 02:08:58,498 Look, l'm fine... Everything's fine. 1945 02:08:59,718 --> 02:09:00,718 (shouting) 1946 02:09:01,838 --> 02:09:02,938 Ow! Stop it! 1947 02:09:04,078 --> 02:09:06,128 - Let her go. - Christ Almighty! 1948 02:09:07,158 --> 02:09:07,858 You! 1949 02:09:08,958 --> 02:09:09,958 Hi, Marla. 1950 02:09:11,438 --> 02:09:14,688 - Leave her with me. Meet me downstairs. - Are you sure? 1951 02:09:16,158 --> 02:09:17,358 Yes, l'm sure. 1952 02:09:19,198 --> 02:09:22,798 You fucker! What kind of sick fucking game are you playing at?! 1953 02:09:23,238 --> 02:09:25,788 Putting me on a... Oh, my God, your face! 1954 02:09:25,918 --> 02:09:27,068 Yeah, l know. 1955 02:09:31,918 --> 02:09:33,518 What happened? (gasps) 1956 02:09:33,838 --> 02:09:35,638 - Don't ask. - You're shot. 1957 02:09:35,958 --> 02:09:37,908 - Yes, l'm shot. - Oh, my God. 1958 02:09:38,838 --> 02:09:42,188 - l can't believe he's standing. - One tough motherfucker. 1959 02:09:45,398 --> 02:09:46,548 Who did this? 1960 02:09:47,278 --> 02:09:49,028 l did, actually. (winces) 1961 02:09:49,758 --> 02:09:51,058 Find some gauze. 1962 02:09:53,038 --> 02:09:54,438 You shot yourself? 1963 02:09:55,078 --> 02:09:57,378 Yes, but it's OK. Marla, look at me. 1964 02:09:57,718 --> 02:09:58,918 l'm really OK. 1965 02:09:59,958 --> 02:10:02,308 Trust me. Everything's gonna be fine. 1966 02:10:03,838 --> 02:10:06,488 ((note) ''Where ls My Mind'' by The Pixies) 1967 02:10:16,038 --> 02:10:18,788 You met me at a very strange time in my life. 1968 02:10:20,998 --> 02:10:24,448 (note) With your feet in the air and your head on the ground 1969 02:10:28,078 --> 02:10:30,228 (note) Try this trick and spin it 1970 02:10:31,398 --> 02:10:32,498 (note) Yeah! 1971 02:10:33,438 --> 02:10:36,688 (note) Your head will collapse but there's nothing in it 1972 02:10:37,118 --> 02:10:39,038 (note) And you'll ask yourseif 1973 02:10:39,038 --> 02:10:40,738 (note) Where is my mind? 1974 02:10:41,638 --> 02:10:43,338 (note) Where is my mind? 1975 02:10:43,798 --> 02:10:45,498 (note) Where is my mind? 1976 02:10:55,158 --> 02:10:57,008 (note) Way out in the water 1977 02:10:58,718 --> 02:11:00,368 (note) See it swimming? 1978 02:11:06,398 --> 02:11:08,798 (note) l was swimming in the Caribbean 1979 02:11:12,638 --> 02:11:15,388 (note) And animals were hiding behind the rock 1980 02:11:18,438 --> 02:11:20,438 (note) Except the little fiish 1981 02:11:20,438 --> 02:11:21,998 (note) But they told me, he swears 1982 02:11:21,998 --> 02:11:23,718 (note) Trying to talk to me, to me, to me 1983 02:11:23,718 --> 02:11:25,418 (note) Where is my mind? 1984 02:11:26,478 --> 02:11:28,178 (note) Where is my mind? 1985 02:11:28,518 --> 02:11:30,218 (note) Where is my mind? 1986 02:11:39,798 --> 02:11:41,648 (note) Way out in the water 1987 02:11:43,958 --> 02:11:45,608 (note) See it swimming? 1988 02:11:58,998 --> 02:12:02,448 (note) With your feet in the air and your head on the ground 1989 02:12:05,638 --> 02:12:07,788 (note) Try this trick and spin it 1990 02:12:08,278 --> 02:12:09,378 (note) Yeah! 1991 02:12:10,838 --> 02:12:12,718 (note) Your head will collapse 1992 02:12:12,718 --> 02:12:14,518 (note) if there's nothing in it 1993 02:12:14,518 --> 02:12:16,478 (note) And you'll ask yourseif 1994 02:12:16,478 --> 02:12:18,178 (note) Where is my mind? 1995 02:12:19,238 --> 02:12:20,938 (note) Where is my mind? 1996 02:12:20,958 --> 02:12:22,658 (note) Where is my mind? 1997 02:12:32,478 --> 02:12:34,378 (note) Way out in the waters 1998 02:12:36,518 --> 02:12:38,168 (note) See it swimming? 1999 02:12:49,318 --> 02:12:52,718 (note) Your feet are in the air and your head on the ground 2000 02:12:55,878 --> 02:12:58,118 (note) Try this trick and spin it... 2001 02:12:58,118 --> 02:13:00,368 Visiontext subtitles: Julie Clayton 2002 02:13:01,305 --> 02:14:01,267 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/j68z Help other users to choose the best subtitles