1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Who are the real-world Illuminati ? Find out @ saveanilluminati.com 2 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:06,224 Narrator: People are always asking me 3 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:07,884 if I know Tyler Durden. 4 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:08,662 Tyler: 3 minutes. 5 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:09,686 Tyler: 3 minutes. 6 00:02:09,763 --> 00:02:12,857 This is it: ground zero. 7 00:02:12,934 --> 00:02:15,027 Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? 8 00:02:15,102 --> 00:02:16,194 [Muffled] 9 00:02:16,271 --> 00:02:18,068 Narrator: With a gun barrel between your teeth, 10 00:02:18,140 --> 00:02:20,199 you speak only in vowels. 11 00:02:20,276 --> 00:02:21,538 I can't think of anything. 12 00:02:21,611 --> 00:02:23,203 For a second I totally forget 13 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:25,805 about Tyler's whole controlled demolition thing, 14 00:02:25,883 --> 00:02:28,044 and I wonder how clean that gun is. 15 00:02:28,119 --> 00:02:29,882 Tyler: Getting exciting now. 16 00:02:29,956 --> 00:02:30,980 That old saying, 17 00:02:31,057 --> 00:02:33,218 how you always hurt the one you love? 18 00:02:33,292 --> 00:02:35,243 Well, it works both ways. 19 00:02:35,378 --> 00:02:35,935 [Police Sirens] 20 00:02:36,012 --> 00:02:37,445 We have front row seats 21 00:02:37,514 --> 00:02:39,539 for this theater of mass destruction. 22 00:02:39,616 --> 00:02:41,948 The demolitions committee of Project Mayhem 23 00:02:42,020 --> 00:02:44,454 wrapped the foundation columns of a dozen buildings 24 00:02:44,523 --> 00:02:47,458 with blasting gelatin. In 2 minutes, 25 00:02:47,526 --> 00:02:49,460 primary charges will blow base charges 26 00:02:49,529 --> 00:02:50,791 and a few square blocks 27 00:02:50,864 --> 00:02:53,560 will be reduced to smoldering rubble. 28 00:02:53,634 --> 00:02:54,692 I know this... 29 00:02:54,769 --> 00:02:56,464 because Tyler knows this. 30 00:02:56,538 --> 00:02:58,130 2 1/2. 31 00:02:58,206 --> 00:03:00,106 Think of everything we've accomplished. 32 00:03:00,176 --> 00:03:03,168 And suddenly, I realize that all of this: 33 00:03:03,247 --> 00:03:05,738 the gun, the bombs, the revolution... 34 00:03:05,816 --> 00:03:09,274 has got something to do with a girl named Marla Singer. 35 00:03:10,823 --> 00:03:13,849 Bob. Bob had bitch-tits. 36 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:17,921 This was a support group for men with testicular cancer. 37 00:03:17,999 --> 00:03:20,433 The big moosey slobbering all over me, 38 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:21,490 that was Bob. 39 00:03:21,570 --> 00:03:23,731 We're still men. 40 00:03:23,806 --> 00:03:25,797 Yes, we're men. 41 00:03:25,875 --> 00:03:28,309 Men is what we are. 42 00:03:28,379 --> 00:03:30,438 8 months ago, Bob's testicles were removed. 43 00:03:30,514 --> 00:03:34,006 Then hormone therapy. He developed bitch-tits 44 00:03:34,086 --> 00:03:36,077 because his testosterone was too high, 45 00:03:36,155 --> 00:03:37,952 and his body upped the estrogen. 46 00:03:38,024 --> 00:03:39,286 And that was where I fit... 47 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:41,294 They're gonna have to open up my pecs again 48 00:03:41,362 --> 00:03:42,386 and drain the fluid. 49 00:03:42,464 --> 00:03:44,295 Narrator: Between those huge, sweating tits 50 00:03:44,366 --> 00:03:47,733 that hung enormous the way you'd think of God's as big. 51 00:03:47,803 --> 00:03:50,897 OK. You cry now. 52 00:03:50,974 --> 00:03:54,466 No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier. 53 00:03:54,712 --> 00:03:57,545 For 6 months, I couldn't sleep. 54 00:03:57,616 --> 00:04:00,176 Echo: I couldn't sleep. I couldn't sleep. 55 00:04:00,252 --> 00:04:02,413 With insomnia, nothing's real. 56 00:04:02,489 --> 00:04:05,083 Everything's far away. 57 00:04:05,159 --> 00:04:09,961 Everything's a copy of a copy of a copy. 58 00:04:12,835 --> 00:04:15,099 When deep space exploration ramps up, 59 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:17,868 it'll be the corporations that name everything: 60 00:04:17,941 --> 00:04:20,432 the I.B.M. Stellarsphere, 61 00:04:20,512 --> 00:04:22,446 the Microsoft Galaxy, 62 00:04:22,515 --> 00:04:25,075 Planet Starbucks. 63 00:04:25,151 --> 00:04:26,778 Gonna need you out of town a little more this week. 64 00:04:26,853 --> 00:04:28,286 We got some red flags to cover. 65 00:04:28,355 --> 00:04:29,754 It must've been Tuesday. 66 00:04:29,824 --> 00:04:31,951 He was wearing his cornflower-blue tie. 67 00:04:32,026 --> 00:04:34,119 You want me to deprioritize my current reports 68 00:04:34,196 --> 00:04:36,596 until you advise of a status upgrade? 69 00:04:36,665 --> 00:04:38,462 Make these your primary action items. 70 00:04:38,535 --> 00:04:39,627 Here's your flight coupons. 71 00:04:39,702 --> 00:04:41,260 Call me from the road if there's any snags. 72 00:04:41,338 --> 00:04:42,805 Narrator: He was full of pep. 73 00:04:42,873 --> 00:04:46,070 Must have had his grandé latté enema. 74 00:04:47,379 --> 00:04:49,973 Like so many others, I had become a slave 75 00:04:50,049 --> 00:04:52,313 to the IKEA nesting instinct. 76 00:04:52,386 --> 00:04:56,289 Uh, yes. I'd like to order the Erica Pekkary dust ruffles. 77 00:04:56,357 --> 00:04:57,324 Operator: Please hold. 78 00:04:57,392 --> 00:04:58,654 If I saw something clever 79 00:04:58,727 --> 00:05:01,719 like a little coffee table in the shape of a Yin-Yang, 80 00:05:01,797 --> 00:05:03,594 I had to have it. 81 00:05:03,667 --> 00:05:06,500 The Klipske personal office unit, 82 00:05:06,571 --> 00:05:09,039 the Hovetrekke home exer-bike, 83 00:05:09,106 --> 00:05:10,767 or the Johannshamn sofa 84 00:05:10,843 --> 00:05:13,107 with the Strinne green stripe pattern. 85 00:05:13,178 --> 00:05:15,112 Even the Rizlampa wire lamps 86 00:05:15,181 --> 00:05:18,275 of environmentally friendly unbleached paper. 87 00:05:18,352 --> 00:05:20,183 I'd flip through catalogs and wonder: 88 00:05:20,254 --> 00:05:24,282 What kind of dining set defines me as a person? 89 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:25,725 I had it all. 90 00:05:25,795 --> 00:05:26,989 Even the glass dishes 91 00:05:27,063 --> 00:05:28,963 with tiny bubbles and imperfections. 92 00:05:29,032 --> 00:05:32,126 Proof that they were crafted by the honest, simple, 93 00:05:32,203 --> 00:05:33,966 hard-working indigenous peoples of-- 94 00:05:34,038 --> 00:05:34,970 Operator: Please hold. 95 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:35,972 Narrator: Wherever. 96 00:05:36,041 --> 00:05:37,338 I was holding. 97 00:05:37,409 --> 00:05:40,003 We used to read pornography. 98 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:42,139 Now it was the Horchow collection. 99 00:05:42,215 --> 00:05:45,207 No, you can't die from insomnia. 100 00:05:45,286 --> 00:05:46,378 What about narcolepsy? 101 00:05:46,455 --> 00:05:49,390 I nod off. I wake up in strange places. 102 00:05:49,458 --> 00:05:51,016 I have no idea how I got there. 103 00:05:51,094 --> 00:05:52,823 You need to lighten up. 104 00:05:52,896 --> 00:05:55,160 Can you please just get me something? 105 00:05:55,232 --> 00:05:58,429 Narrator: Red and blue Tuenols, lipstick-red Seconals. 106 00:05:58,503 --> 00:06:03,134 No. You need healthy natural sleep. 107 00:06:03,209 --> 00:06:06,770 Chew some Valerian root and get more exercise. 108 00:06:09,684 --> 00:06:11,948 Hey, come on. I'm in pain. 109 00:06:12,021 --> 00:06:13,784 You wanna see pain? 110 00:06:13,856 --> 00:06:15,585 Swing by First Methodist Tuesday nights. 111 00:06:15,659 --> 00:06:18,753 See the guys with testicular cancer. 112 00:06:18,829 --> 00:06:20,456 That's pain. 113 00:06:27,974 --> 00:06:30,067 Chorus: La la la 114 00:06:30,144 --> 00:06:32,442 La la la la la la 115 00:06:36,384 --> 00:06:38,249 I always wanted 3 kids, 116 00:06:38,321 --> 00:06:40,255 2 boys and a girl. 117 00:06:40,323 --> 00:06:44,226 Mindy wanted 2 girls and a boy. 118 00:06:44,295 --> 00:06:47,230 We never could agree on anything. 119 00:06:47,298 --> 00:06:49,266 Well, uh, you know, she-- 120 00:06:49,335 --> 00:06:51,895 She had her first child last week, a... 121 00:06:51,972 --> 00:06:53,701 a girl. 122 00:06:53,773 --> 00:06:57,334 With--With her, uh, with her new husband. 123 00:06:57,411 --> 00:06:59,777 Man: [Whispering] Fuck. 124 00:06:59,848 --> 00:07:03,945 Hey--Hey, thank God, you know. 125 00:07:04,020 --> 00:07:06,386 I'm--I'm glad for her. 126 00:07:06,457 --> 00:07:10,827 Because she deserves it. 127 00:07:10,895 --> 00:07:13,455 Group Leader: Aw. 128 00:07:13,532 --> 00:07:17,093 Everyone, let's thank Thomas for sharing himself with us. 129 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:19,468 All: Thank you, Thomas. 130 00:07:19,539 --> 00:07:22,804 I look around this room, and I see a lot of courage, 131 00:07:22,877 --> 00:07:24,970 and that gives me strength. 132 00:07:25,047 --> 00:07:27,413 We give each other strength. 133 00:07:27,483 --> 00:07:29,417 It's time for the one-on-ones. 134 00:07:29,486 --> 00:07:32,284 So let's all of us here follow Thomas' good example 135 00:07:32,356 --> 00:07:34,790 and really open ourselves up. 136 00:07:34,859 --> 00:07:37,157 Would you find a partner? 137 00:07:39,399 --> 00:07:41,663 Narrator: And this is how I met the big moosey... 138 00:07:41,734 --> 00:07:43,861 Man: Come on. Let's go over here. 139 00:07:43,937 --> 00:07:47,168 His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears... 140 00:07:48,910 --> 00:07:52,847 knees together, those awkward little steps. 141 00:07:57,755 --> 00:07:58,847 My name is Bob. 142 00:07:58,923 --> 00:08:00,356 Bob. 143 00:08:00,426 --> 00:08:02,951 Narrator: Bob had been a champion body-builder. 144 00:08:03,028 --> 00:08:04,962 You know that chest-expansion program 145 00:08:05,031 --> 00:08:08,125 you see on late-night TV? That was his idea. 146 00:08:08,202 --> 00:08:09,965 I was a juicer. 147 00:08:10,037 --> 00:08:13,632 You know, using steroids. 148 00:08:13,709 --> 00:08:16,439 Diabonal and... 149 00:08:16,512 --> 00:08:18,980 Wistrol. Oh, they use that 150 00:08:19,049 --> 00:08:22,314 on racehorses, for Christ sakes. 151 00:08:22,387 --> 00:08:25,151 And now I'm bankrupt. 152 00:08:25,223 --> 00:08:27,316 I'm divorced. 153 00:08:27,393 --> 00:08:30,829 My 2 grown kids... 154 00:08:30,897 --> 00:08:34,698 won't even return my phone calls. 155 00:08:34,769 --> 00:08:36,464 Narrator: Strangers with this kind of honesty 156 00:08:36,537 --> 00:08:39,062 make me go a big rubbery one. 157 00:08:41,411 --> 00:08:43,845 Go ahead, Cornelius. 158 00:08:43,914 --> 00:08:45,142 You can cry. 159 00:08:57,097 --> 00:09:00,123 [Crying] 160 00:09:00,201 --> 00:09:03,637 Narrator: And then, something happened. 161 00:09:03,706 --> 00:09:05,139 I let go. 162 00:09:05,207 --> 00:09:06,674 That's really good. 163 00:09:06,743 --> 00:09:08,734 Lost in oblivion... 164 00:09:08,812 --> 00:09:11,975 dark and silent and complete. 165 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:15,482 I found freedom. 166 00:09:15,554 --> 00:09:19,321 Losing all hope was freedom. 167 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,326 It's OK. 168 00:09:24,633 --> 00:09:26,828 Babies don't sleep this well. 169 00:09:26,902 --> 00:09:28,199 [Snores] 170 00:09:30,239 --> 00:09:33,003 I became addicted. 171 00:09:45,225 --> 00:09:46,522 Come on. 172 00:09:46,594 --> 00:09:48,960 Narrator: If I didn't say anything... 173 00:09:49,030 --> 00:09:50,861 people always assumed the worst. 174 00:09:50,933 --> 00:09:51,865 Man: Welcome, Travis. 175 00:09:51,934 --> 00:09:53,799 Second man: Welcome, Travis. 176 00:09:55,438 --> 00:09:57,702 They cried harder... 177 00:09:57,775 --> 00:10:00,005 then I cried harder. 178 00:10:04,790 --> 00:10:06,883 [Group Murmurs] 179 00:10:06,958 --> 00:10:10,223 Woman: Now we're going to open the green door, 180 00:10:10,296 --> 00:10:11,888 the heart chakra. 181 00:10:11,965 --> 00:10:14,229 Narrator: I wasn't really dying. 182 00:10:14,301 --> 00:10:17,236 I wasn't host to cancer or parasites. 183 00:10:17,305 --> 00:10:19,398 I was the warm little center 184 00:10:19,475 --> 00:10:22,211 that the life of this world crowded around. 185 00:10:22,212 --> 00:10:22,701 that the life of this world crowded around. 186 00:10:22,779 --> 00:10:24,076 Imagine your pain 187 00:10:24,147 --> 00:10:26,547 as a white ball of healing light. 188 00:10:26,617 --> 00:10:29,984 It moves over your body, healing you. 189 00:10:30,055 --> 00:10:33,753 Now, keep this going. Remember to breathe, 190 00:10:33,827 --> 00:10:35,419 and step forward 191 00:10:35,495 --> 00:10:38,089 through the back door of the room. 192 00:10:38,165 --> 00:10:40,599 Where does it lead? 193 00:10:40,669 --> 00:10:43,263 To your cave. 194 00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:46,603 Step forward into your cave. 195 00:10:46,676 --> 00:10:47,870 That's right. 196 00:10:47,945 --> 00:10:52,474 You're going deeper into your cave, 197 00:10:52,550 --> 00:10:57,318 and you're going to find your power animal. 198 00:10:57,389 --> 00:10:59,380 [Coos] 199 00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:00,858 Slide. 200 00:11:02,530 --> 00:11:03,724 [Giggles] 201 00:11:12,142 --> 00:11:15,111 Narrator: Every evening, I died... 202 00:11:15,179 --> 00:11:18,205 and every evening, I was born again. 203 00:11:18,283 --> 00:11:19,944 Resurrected. 204 00:11:21,487 --> 00:11:24,047 Bob loved me because he thought 205 00:11:24,124 --> 00:11:25,716 my testicles were removed, too. 206 00:11:25,793 --> 00:11:28,353 Being there... 207 00:11:28,429 --> 00:11:30,294 pressed against his tits, 208 00:11:30,365 --> 00:11:31,992 ready to cry. 209 00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:33,967 This was my vacation. 210 00:11:37,874 --> 00:11:41,709 And she ruined everything. 211 00:11:41,779 --> 00:11:43,212 This is cancer, right? 212 00:11:46,419 --> 00:11:48,785 This chick Marla Singer 213 00:11:48,855 --> 00:11:51,323 did not have testicular cancer. 214 00:11:51,392 --> 00:11:53,087 She was a liar. 215 00:11:53,161 --> 00:11:55,755 She had no diseases at all. 216 00:11:55,831 --> 00:11:57,492 I had seen her at Free and Clear 217 00:11:57,567 --> 00:11:59,831 my blood parasites group Thursdays. 218 00:11:59,902 --> 00:12:03,600 Then at Hope, my bimonthly sickle cell circle. 219 00:12:03,674 --> 00:12:05,938 And again at Seize the Day, 220 00:12:06,010 --> 00:12:07,568 my tuberculosis Friday night. 221 00:12:07,646 --> 00:12:08,578 [Coughs Softly] 222 00:12:10,950 --> 00:12:14,477 Marla, the big tourist. 223 00:12:14,554 --> 00:12:16,784 Her lie reflected my lie, 224 00:12:16,858 --> 00:12:19,554 and suddenly, I felt nothing. 225 00:12:19,628 --> 00:12:21,255 I couldn't cry. 226 00:12:21,330 --> 00:12:24,299 So once again, I couldn't sleep. 227 00:12:36,349 --> 00:12:39,614 Next group, after guided meditation, 228 00:12:39,686 --> 00:12:41,415 after we open our heart chakras, 229 00:12:41,489 --> 00:12:42,751 when it's time to hug, 230 00:12:42,824 --> 00:12:43,916 I'm gonna grab that little bitch 231 00:12:43,993 --> 00:12:45,255 Marla Singer and scream... 232 00:12:45,327 --> 00:12:48,023 Marla, you liar! You big tourist! 233 00:12:48,098 --> 00:12:49,292 I need this! Now get out! 234 00:12:51,435 --> 00:12:53,835 Narrator: I hadn't slept in 4 days. 235 00:12:53,905 --> 00:12:55,600 TV: Absolutely. We'll just let that dry. 236 00:12:55,674 --> 00:12:56,606 When you have insomnia, 237 00:12:56,675 --> 00:12:59,166 you're never really asleep... 238 00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:01,236 and you're never really awake. 239 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:05,550 Woman: To begin tonight's communion, 240 00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:09,421 Chloe would like to say a few words. 241 00:13:09,492 --> 00:13:12,154 Oh, yeah... Chloe. 242 00:13:12,228 --> 00:13:13,627 Chloe looked the way 243 00:13:13,697 --> 00:13:15,221 Meryl Streep's skeleton would look 244 00:13:15,299 --> 00:13:17,267 if you made it smile and walk around the party 245 00:13:17,335 --> 00:13:19,735 being extra nice to everybody. 246 00:13:19,804 --> 00:13:21,931 Well, I'm still here, 247 00:13:22,007 --> 00:13:24,908 but I don't know for how long. 248 00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,639 That's as much certainty 249 00:13:26,713 --> 00:13:28,442 as anyone can give me. 250 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:31,713 But I've got some good news. 251 00:13:31,787 --> 00:13:32,776 I no longer have 252 00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:34,879 any fear of death. 253 00:13:38,228 --> 00:13:42,632 But I am in a pretty lonely place. 254 00:13:42,701 --> 00:13:45,226 No one will have sex with me. 255 00:13:46,305 --> 00:13:47,636 I'm so close to the end, 256 00:13:47,707 --> 00:13:50,005 and all I want is to get laid for the last time. 257 00:13:51,378 --> 00:13:54,779 I have pornographic movies in my apartment, 258 00:13:54,849 --> 00:13:57,010 [Overmodulated] and lubricants and amyl nitrate. 259 00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:58,678 Chloe... 260 00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:01,621 Everyone, let's thank Chloe. 261 00:14:01,691 --> 00:14:03,522 [Audience Saying Thank You] 262 00:14:04,595 --> 00:14:06,358 [Coughing] 263 00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:08,625 Now, let's... ready ourself 264 00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:11,328 for guided meditation. 265 00:14:11,404 --> 00:14:14,999 You're standing at the entrance of your cave. 266 00:14:15,075 --> 00:14:18,944 You step inside your cave, and you walk. 267 00:14:19,014 --> 00:14:20,777 Narrator: If I did have a tumor... 268 00:14:20,849 --> 00:14:23,409 I'd name it Marla. 269 00:14:23,486 --> 00:14:25,078 Marla... 270 00:14:25,154 --> 00:14:26,985 the little scratch on the roof of your mouth 271 00:14:27,057 --> 00:14:29,685 that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, 272 00:14:29,761 --> 00:14:30,955 but you can't. 273 00:14:31,029 --> 00:14:32,553 ... deeper into your cave 274 00:14:32,630 --> 00:14:35,190 as you walk. 275 00:14:35,267 --> 00:14:37,565 You feel the healing energy of this place 276 00:14:37,637 --> 00:14:40,765 all around you. 277 00:14:40,841 --> 00:14:42,832 Now find your power animal. 278 00:14:47,650 --> 00:14:48,776 Slide. 279 00:14:52,723 --> 00:14:55,715 OK. Now let's partner up. 280 00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:58,058 Pick someone special to you tonight. 281 00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:06,104 Hey. 282 00:15:07,175 --> 00:15:08,107 We need to talk. 283 00:15:08,176 --> 00:15:09,108 Sure. 284 00:15:14,017 --> 00:15:14,984 I'm onto you. 285 00:15:15,051 --> 00:15:15,983 What? 286 00:15:16,052 --> 00:15:17,610 Yeah. You're a faker. 287 00:15:17,688 --> 00:15:19,019 You're not dying. 288 00:15:19,090 --> 00:15:20,387 Sorry? 289 00:15:20,459 --> 00:15:23,724 In the Tibetan philosophy, Sylvia Plath sense of the word, 290 00:15:23,796 --> 00:15:25,457 I know we're all-- we're all dying, all right? 291 00:15:25,531 --> 00:15:27,999 But you're not dying the way Chloe back there is dying. 292 00:15:29,203 --> 00:15:30,192 So? 293 00:15:31,272 --> 00:15:33,069 So you're a tourist. 294 00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:35,075 OK? I've seen you. I saw you-- 295 00:15:35,144 --> 00:15:36,441 saw you at melanoma, 296 00:15:36,512 --> 00:15:37,809 saw you at tuberculosis, 297 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:39,814 I saw you at testicular cancer. 298 00:15:39,883 --> 00:15:41,578 I saw you practicing this. 299 00:15:41,651 --> 00:15:42,948 Practicing what? 300 00:15:43,020 --> 00:15:44,078 Telling me off. 301 00:15:44,155 --> 00:15:46,817 Is it going as well as you hoped... 302 00:15:46,892 --> 00:15:47,984 "RUPERT"? 303 00:15:48,060 --> 00:15:49,391 I'll expose you. 304 00:15:49,462 --> 00:15:51,453 Go ahead. I'll expose you. 305 00:15:51,531 --> 00:15:52,725 Leader: All right, come together. 306 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:55,030 Let yourselves cry. 307 00:16:00,510 --> 00:16:02,501 [Crying Softly] 308 00:16:02,578 --> 00:16:04,341 Oh, God, why are you doing this? 309 00:16:04,414 --> 00:16:06,939 It's cheaper than a movie, and there's free coffee. 310 00:16:07,017 --> 00:16:08,006 No, look... 311 00:16:08,086 --> 00:16:09,986 this is important, OK? 312 00:16:10,054 --> 00:16:11,021 These are my groups. 313 00:16:11,090 --> 00:16:12,682 I've been coming here for over a year. 314 00:16:12,758 --> 00:16:14,851 Why do you do it? 315 00:16:14,928 --> 00:16:15,986 I don't know. 316 00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:17,495 When people think you're dying, 317 00:16:17,564 --> 00:16:19,156 man, they really, really listen to you 318 00:16:19,233 --> 00:16:20,359 instead of just... 319 00:16:20,434 --> 00:16:23,961 Instead of just waiting for their turn to speak. 320 00:16:24,039 --> 00:16:25,973 Yeah. 321 00:16:26,042 --> 00:16:27,634 Yeah. 322 00:16:27,710 --> 00:16:30,178 Share yourself... completely. 323 00:16:31,415 --> 00:16:32,780 OK, you don't want to get into this. 324 00:16:32,851 --> 00:16:34,409 It becomes an addiction. 325 00:16:34,486 --> 00:16:35,475 Really? 326 00:16:35,554 --> 00:16:36,714 I'm not kidding. 327 00:16:36,789 --> 00:16:38,882 I can't cry if there's another faker present, 328 00:16:38,958 --> 00:16:40,050 and I need this. 329 00:16:40,127 --> 00:16:41,992 So you got to find somewhere else to go. 330 00:16:42,062 --> 00:16:44,394 Candy stripe a cancer ward. 331 00:16:44,465 --> 00:16:46,330 It's not my problem. 332 00:16:48,771 --> 00:16:50,261 Wait, wait, wait. 333 00:16:50,339 --> 00:16:51,863 Whoa. Hold on. I'll tell you. 334 00:16:51,942 --> 00:16:53,500 We're gonna split up the week, OK? 335 00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:55,545 You take lymphoma and tuberculosis-- 336 00:16:55,613 --> 00:16:56,739 You take tuberculosis. 337 00:16:56,814 --> 00:16:58,372 My smoking doesn't go over at all. 338 00:16:58,450 --> 00:16:59,883 -OK. Good. Fine. -[Coughs] 339 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:02,045 Testicular cancer should be no contest, I think. 340 00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:03,088 Well, technically, 341 00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:04,885 I have more right to be there than you. 342 00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:06,016 You still have your balls. 343 00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:07,025 You're kidding. 344 00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:08,891 I don't know. Am I? 345 00:17:08,964 --> 00:17:10,522 No. No. 346 00:17:10,599 --> 00:17:11,588 What do you want? 347 00:17:11,666 --> 00:17:13,190 I'll take the parasites. 348 00:17:13,269 --> 00:17:14,736 You can't have both the parasites, 349 00:17:14,804 --> 00:17:16,135 but why don't you take the blood parasites-- 350 00:17:16,206 --> 00:17:17,434 I want brain parasites. 351 00:17:17,507 --> 00:17:19,134 I'll take the blood parasites, 352 00:17:19,209 --> 00:17:20,938 but I'm gonna take the organic brain dementia-- 353 00:17:21,012 --> 00:17:21,944 I want that. 354 00:17:22,013 --> 00:17:23,310 You can't have the whole brain. 355 00:17:23,381 --> 00:17:25,975 So far you have 4. I only have 2. 356 00:17:26,051 --> 00:17:27,245 OK. 357 00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:30,016 Take both the parasites. They're yours. 358 00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:31,887 Now we both have 3. 359 00:17:35,897 --> 00:17:38,388 Hey, you left half your clothes! 360 00:17:38,468 --> 00:17:40,993 [Tires Squealing] 361 00:17:41,070 --> 00:17:42,697 [Horn Honking] 362 00:17:43,841 --> 00:17:45,274 [Honks] 363 00:17:54,588 --> 00:17:56,337 What, are you selling those? 364 00:17:56,472 --> 00:17:58,201 Yes! I'm selling some clothes. 365 00:17:58,273 --> 00:17:59,331 So, 366 00:17:59,408 --> 00:18:00,739 we each have 3. That's 6. 367 00:18:00,810 --> 00:18:03,040 What about the seventh day? I want ascending bowel cancer. 368 00:18:03,113 --> 00:18:04,546 Narrator: The girl had done her homework. 369 00:18:04,615 --> 00:18:05,547 Thank you. 370 00:18:05,616 --> 00:18:06,548 No. No, I... 371 00:18:06,617 --> 00:18:08,847 I want bowel cancer. 372 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,649 That's your favorite, too? 373 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,953 Try to slip it by me, eh? 374 00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:14,492 Look, we're gonna split it, OK? 375 00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:16,324 Take the first and third Sunday of the month. 376 00:18:19,701 --> 00:18:20,668 Deal. 377 00:18:23,239 --> 00:18:25,173 Looks like this is good-bye. 378 00:18:25,242 --> 00:18:27,369 Well, let's not make a big thing out of it, OK? 379 00:18:27,444 --> 00:18:29,309 How's this for not making a big thing? 380 00:18:32,785 --> 00:18:33,809 [Door Opens] 381 00:18:33,886 --> 00:18:35,183 Hey, Marla! 382 00:18:35,254 --> 00:18:36,186 [Horn Honks] 383 00:18:36,256 --> 00:18:37,188 Marla! 384 00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:40,851 May-Maybe we should exchange numbers. 385 00:18:40,928 --> 00:18:42,361 Should we? 386 00:18:42,430 --> 00:18:44,398 W-We might want to switch nights. 387 00:18:45,967 --> 00:18:46,956 OK. 388 00:18:52,476 --> 00:18:54,467 Narrator: This is how I met Marla Singer. 389 00:18:54,546 --> 00:18:56,480 [Humming] 390 00:18:56,548 --> 00:18:57,845 Marla's philosophy of life 391 00:18:57,917 --> 00:18:59,976 was that she might die at any moment. 392 00:19:00,052 --> 00:19:02,748 The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't. 393 00:19:02,823 --> 00:19:03,983 It doesn't have your name. 394 00:19:04,057 --> 00:19:05,081 Who are you, 395 00:19:05,159 --> 00:19:07,218 Cornelius, Rupert, 396 00:19:07,295 --> 00:19:08,626 Travis, 397 00:19:08,696 --> 00:19:09,890 any of the stupid names 398 00:19:09,965 --> 00:19:11,125 you give each night? 399 00:19:14,337 --> 00:19:17,204 You wake up at Seatac. 400 00:19:17,274 --> 00:19:18,468 S.F.O... 401 00:19:18,542 --> 00:19:20,567 L.A.X... 402 00:19:20,645 --> 00:19:22,476 You wake up at O'Hare... 403 00:19:22,547 --> 00:19:24,037 Dallas-Fort Worth... 404 00:19:24,116 --> 00:19:26,084 B.W.I... 405 00:19:26,152 --> 00:19:28,382 Pacific, mountain, central... 406 00:19:28,455 --> 00:19:30,013 Lose an hour, gain an hour... 407 00:19:30,090 --> 00:19:31,614 Check-in for that flight doesn't begin 408 00:19:31,693 --> 00:19:33,183 for another 2 hours, sir. 409 00:19:33,261 --> 00:19:37,289 This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. 410 00:19:37,366 --> 00:19:39,766 You wake up at Air Harbor International... 411 00:19:39,836 --> 00:19:41,770 P.A.: ... the aircraft has come to a complete stop. 412 00:19:41,839 --> 00:19:43,500 If you wake up at a different time, 413 00:19:43,574 --> 00:19:45,542 in a different place, 414 00:19:45,611 --> 00:19:47,704 could you wake up as a different person? 415 00:19:49,516 --> 00:19:50,915 Everywhere I travel, 416 00:19:50,984 --> 00:19:52,417 tiny life... 417 00:19:52,486 --> 00:19:54,317 single-serving sugar... 418 00:19:54,388 --> 00:19:55,514 single-serving cream... 419 00:19:55,589 --> 00:19:57,420 single pat of butter... 420 00:19:57,492 --> 00:20:00,325 a microwave cordon-bleu hobby kit. 421 00:20:00,396 --> 00:20:02,364 Shampoo-conditioner combos. 422 00:20:02,431 --> 00:20:05,662 Sample package mouthwash, tiny bars of soap. 423 00:20:07,772 --> 00:20:10,297 The people I meet on each flight, 424 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:13,435 they're single-serving friends. 425 00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:16,310 Between takeoff and landing, we have our time together, 426 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,647 but that's all we get. 427 00:20:18,719 --> 00:20:20,584 Together: Welcome! 428 00:20:22,224 --> 00:20:23,782 Narrator: On a long enough timeline, 429 00:20:23,859 --> 00:20:26,384 the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. 430 00:20:26,462 --> 00:20:28,521 I was a recall coordinator. 431 00:20:28,598 --> 00:20:30,657 My job was to apply the formula. 432 00:20:30,734 --> 00:20:31,666 Here's where the infant 433 00:20:31,735 --> 00:20:33,032 went through the windshield. 434 00:20:33,104 --> 00:20:34,093 3 points. 435 00:20:34,172 --> 00:20:35,503 Narrator: A new car built by my company 436 00:20:35,574 --> 00:20:37,940 leaves somewhere traveling at 60 miles per hour. 437 00:20:38,010 --> 00:20:40,501 The rear differential locks up. 438 00:20:40,581 --> 00:20:41,570 The teenager's braces 439 00:20:41,648 --> 00:20:43,172 are wrapped around the back seat ashtray. 440 00:20:43,251 --> 00:20:45,515 Might make a good antismoking ad. 441 00:20:45,587 --> 00:20:47,020 Narrator: The car crashes and burns 442 00:20:47,089 --> 00:20:48,681 with everyone trapped inside. 443 00:20:48,757 --> 00:20:51,248 Now, should we initiate a recall? 444 00:20:51,328 --> 00:20:52,522 The father must've been huge. 445 00:20:52,596 --> 00:20:53,756 You see where the fat 446 00:20:53,830 --> 00:20:54,990 has burned to the seat, 447 00:20:55,066 --> 00:20:56,556 the polyester shirt? 448 00:20:56,634 --> 00:20:58,693 -Very modern art. -Ha ha ha! 449 00:20:58,770 --> 00:21:01,739 Narrator: Take the number of vehicles in the field, "A," 450 00:21:01,808 --> 00:21:04,436 multiply it by the probable rate of failure, "B," 451 00:21:04,510 --> 00:21:05,534 then multiply the result 452 00:21:05,613 --> 00:21:07,911 by the average out-of-court settlement, "C." 453 00:21:07,982 --> 00:21:10,712 "A" times "B" times "C" 454 00:21:10,785 --> 00:21:12,252 equals "X." 455 00:21:12,321 --> 00:21:15,256 If"X" is less than the cost of a recall, 456 00:21:15,324 --> 00:21:17,519 we don't do one. 457 00:21:17,594 --> 00:21:18,822 Are there a lot 458 00:21:18,895 --> 00:21:20,795 of these kinds of accidents? 459 00:21:20,865 --> 00:21:22,730 You wouldn't believe. 460 00:21:24,536 --> 00:21:26,766 Which car company do you work for? 461 00:21:27,841 --> 00:21:29,502 A major one. 462 00:21:31,479 --> 00:21:33,470 Narrator: Every time the plane banked too sharply 463 00:21:33,547 --> 00:21:35,378 on takeoff or landing, 464 00:21:35,450 --> 00:21:37,315 I prayed for a crash 465 00:21:37,386 --> 00:21:38,876 or a midair collision. 466 00:21:38,955 --> 00:21:40,923 Anything. 467 00:21:43,861 --> 00:21:45,294 [Screaming] 468 00:21:50,269 --> 00:21:51,600 Life insurance pays off triple 469 00:21:51,671 --> 00:21:53,161 if you die on a business trip. 470 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:54,264 [Ding] 471 00:21:56,678 --> 00:21:59,044 "If you are seated in an emergency exit row..." 472 00:21:59,113 --> 00:22:00,307 Yeah... 473 00:22:00,382 --> 00:22:01,974 "And you feel you would be unable 474 00:22:02,051 --> 00:22:03,450 or unwilling to perform the duties 475 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,249 listed on the safety card, 476 00:22:05,321 --> 00:22:06,913 please ask a flight attendant 477 00:22:06,991 --> 00:22:07,923 to reseat you." 478 00:22:09,627 --> 00:22:11,822 It's a lot of responsibility. 479 00:22:11,897 --> 00:22:14,127 Wanna switch seats? 480 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,758 No. I'm not sure I'm the man 481 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:17,666 for that particular job. 482 00:22:17,738 --> 00:22:20,639 An exit-door procedure at 30,000 feet. 483 00:22:20,708 --> 00:22:22,266 Mm-hmm. 484 00:22:22,343 --> 00:22:24,277 The illusion of safety. 485 00:22:24,345 --> 00:22:27,075 Yeah. I guess so. 486 00:22:27,149 --> 00:22:29,640 You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? 487 00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:31,449 So you can breathe. 488 00:22:31,521 --> 00:22:34,388 Oxygen gets you high. 489 00:22:34,459 --> 00:22:35,892 In a catastrophic emergency, 490 00:22:35,961 --> 00:22:38,953 you're taking giant panicked breaths. 491 00:22:39,031 --> 00:22:41,591 Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. 492 00:22:41,668 --> 00:22:43,898 You accept your fate. 493 00:22:43,971 --> 00:22:46,565 It's all right here. 494 00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:48,369 Emergency water landing-- 495 00:22:48,443 --> 00:22:49,910 600 miles an hour. 496 00:22:49,978 --> 00:22:51,002 Blank faces, 497 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,741 calm as Hindu cows. 498 00:22:52,815 --> 00:22:54,840 That's, um... 499 00:22:54,918 --> 00:22:57,944 That's an interesting theory. 500 00:23:00,558 --> 00:23:01,889 What do you do? 501 00:23:01,961 --> 00:23:03,394 What do you mean? 502 00:23:03,462 --> 00:23:04,724 What do you do for a living? 503 00:23:04,797 --> 00:23:07,925 Why? So you can pretend like you're interested? 504 00:23:08,001 --> 00:23:09,525 [Laughs] 505 00:23:10,705 --> 00:23:11,797 OK. 506 00:23:11,873 --> 00:23:13,704 You have a kind of sick desperation 507 00:23:13,776 --> 00:23:15,004 in your laugh. 508 00:23:17,747 --> 00:23:20,341 We have the exact same briefcase. 509 00:23:21,619 --> 00:23:23,246 Soap. 510 00:23:23,321 --> 00:23:24,253 Sorry? 511 00:23:24,322 --> 00:23:27,052 I make and I sell soap-- 512 00:23:27,126 --> 00:23:29,959 the yardstick of civilization. 513 00:23:30,029 --> 00:23:31,758 Narrator: And this is how I met... 514 00:23:31,832 --> 00:23:33,527 "Tyler Durden." 515 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,431 Did you know, if you mixed equal parts 516 00:23:35,503 --> 00:23:37,403 of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate, 517 00:23:37,472 --> 00:23:39,269 you can make napalm? 518 00:23:39,341 --> 00:23:41,172 No, I did not know that. Is that true? 519 00:23:41,244 --> 00:23:42,302 That's right. 520 00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:43,971 One can make all kinds of explosives 521 00:23:44,047 --> 00:23:45,844 using simple household items. 522 00:23:45,917 --> 00:23:47,009 Really? 523 00:23:47,084 --> 00:23:48,711 If one were so inclined. 524 00:23:53,459 --> 00:23:56,155 Tyler, you are, by far, the most interesting 525 00:23:56,230 --> 00:23:58,755 "single-serving" friend I've ever met. 526 00:23:58,833 --> 00:24:00,630 See, obviously, 527 00:24:00,702 --> 00:24:02,567 everything on a plane is single-serving, even-- 528 00:24:02,637 --> 00:24:04,832 Oh, I get it. It's very clever. 529 00:24:04,907 --> 00:24:06,465 Thank you. 530 00:24:06,542 --> 00:24:09,306 How's that working out for you? 531 00:24:09,379 --> 00:24:10,311 What? 532 00:24:10,381 --> 00:24:11,507 Being clever. 533 00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:13,983 Great. 534 00:24:14,053 --> 00:24:15,987 Keep it up, then. 535 00:24:16,055 --> 00:24:16,987 Right up. 536 00:24:18,859 --> 00:24:20,326 Now a question of etiquette. 537 00:24:20,393 --> 00:24:21,485 As I pass, 538 00:24:21,562 --> 00:24:22,995 do I give you the ass or the crotch? 539 00:24:30,306 --> 00:24:33,332 Narrator: How I came to live with Tyler is... 540 00:24:33,410 --> 00:24:36,402 airlines have this policy about vibrating luggage. 541 00:24:44,157 --> 00:24:45,590 Was--Was it ticking? 542 00:24:45,659 --> 00:24:48,025 Actually, throwers don't worry about ticking, 543 00:24:48,096 --> 00:24:49,563 'cause modern bombs don't tick. 544 00:24:49,631 --> 00:24:50,962 Sorry. "Throwers"? 545 00:24:51,033 --> 00:24:52,193 Baggage handlers. 546 00:24:52,268 --> 00:24:55,465 But when a suitcase vibrates, 547 00:24:55,538 --> 00:24:57,972 then the thrower's gotta call the police. 548 00:24:58,042 --> 00:25:00,670 My suitcase... was vibrating? 549 00:25:00,745 --> 00:25:02,770 9 times out of 10, it's an electric razor, 550 00:25:02,848 --> 00:25:05,908 but every once in a while... 551 00:25:08,389 --> 00:25:09,981 [Whispering] it's a dildo. 552 00:25:11,659 --> 00:25:13,149 Of course, it's company policy 553 00:25:13,228 --> 00:25:14,752 never to imply ownership 554 00:25:14,829 --> 00:25:16,160 in the event of a dildo. 555 00:25:16,232 --> 00:25:17,426 We have to use the indefinite article 556 00:25:17,500 --> 00:25:18,489 a dildo. 557 00:25:18,567 --> 00:25:21,900 Never your dildo. 558 00:25:21,972 --> 00:25:22,996 I don't own a-- 559 00:25:26,745 --> 00:25:28,576 Narrator: I had everything in that suitcase-- 560 00:25:28,647 --> 00:25:29,787 my CK shirts, 561 00:25:29,921 --> 00:25:31,548 my DKNY shoes, 562 00:25:31,623 --> 00:25:32,920 my AX ties. 563 00:25:34,794 --> 00:25:35,886 Never mind. 564 00:25:37,498 --> 00:25:41,265 Man: Hey! That's my car! 565 00:25:42,571 --> 00:25:44,505 [Police Radio Chatter] 566 00:25:44,573 --> 00:25:47,736 [Siren] 567 00:25:47,810 --> 00:25:50,278 Home was a condo on the 15th floor 568 00:25:50,347 --> 00:25:53,009 of a filing cabinet for widows and young professionals. 569 00:25:53,084 --> 00:25:55,746 The walls were solid concrete. 570 00:25:55,821 --> 00:25:57,618 A foot of concrete's important 571 00:25:57,690 --> 00:25:59,351 when your next-door neighbor lets her hearing aid go 572 00:25:59,426 --> 00:26:01,860 and has to watch game shows at full volume... 573 00:26:01,928 --> 00:26:03,725 Or when a volcanic blast 574 00:26:03,798 --> 00:26:06,528 and debris that used to be your furniture and personal effects 575 00:26:06,602 --> 00:26:08,399 blows out of your floor-to-ceiling windows 576 00:26:08,470 --> 00:26:10,233 and sails flaming into the night. 577 00:26:10,306 --> 00:26:12,297 [Helicopter Circling] 578 00:26:16,513 --> 00:26:18,845 I suppose these things happen. 579 00:26:31,566 --> 00:26:33,898 There's nothing up there. 580 00:26:33,969 --> 00:26:36,267 You can't go into the unit. 581 00:26:36,339 --> 00:26:37,636 Police orders. 582 00:26:45,918 --> 00:26:48,318 Do you have somebody you can call? 583 00:26:49,555 --> 00:26:50,920 Narrator: How embarrassing. 584 00:26:50,991 --> 00:26:53,824 A house full of condiments and no food. 585 00:27:03,340 --> 00:27:05,274 The police would later tell me 586 00:27:05,343 --> 00:27:07,072 that the pilot light might have gone out, 587 00:27:07,145 --> 00:27:11,082 letting out just a little bit of gas. 588 00:27:11,150 --> 00:27:13,414 That gas could have slowly filled the condo-- 589 00:27:13,486 --> 00:27:16,011 1,700 square feet of high ceilings 590 00:27:16,090 --> 00:27:17,853 for days and days. 591 00:27:25,134 --> 00:27:27,728 Then the refrigerator's compressor could've clicked on. 592 00:27:27,805 --> 00:27:28,965 [Telephone Ringing] 593 00:27:29,039 --> 00:27:32,099 Marla: Yeah? 594 00:27:35,281 --> 00:27:36,873 I can hear you breathing, you-- 595 00:27:46,028 --> 00:27:48,258 If you asked me now, 596 00:27:48,331 --> 00:27:50,162 I couldn't tell you why I called him. 597 00:27:57,776 --> 00:28:00,677 [Telephone Ringing On Other End] 598 00:28:19,971 --> 00:28:22,439 [Ring] 599 00:28:25,478 --> 00:28:27,878 [Ring] 600 00:28:30,451 --> 00:28:31,418 [Ring] 601 00:28:32,654 --> 00:28:34,315 Hello? 602 00:28:34,389 --> 00:28:35,356 Man: Who's this? 603 00:28:35,424 --> 00:28:37,153 [Potato Chips Crunching] 604 00:28:37,226 --> 00:28:38,625 Tyler? 605 00:28:38,694 --> 00:28:40,252 Who is this? 606 00:28:40,330 --> 00:28:43,060 Um, ahem, we met on the airplane. 607 00:28:43,134 --> 00:28:45,068 We had the same suitcase. 608 00:28:45,136 --> 00:28:46,660 [Crunching] 609 00:28:46,739 --> 00:28:48,366 Uh, the clever guy. 610 00:28:48,441 --> 00:28:52,538 Oh, yeah. Right. OK? 611 00:28:52,612 --> 00:28:54,409 I called a second ago. 612 00:28:54,482 --> 00:28:56,473 There was no answer. I'm at a pay phone. 613 00:28:56,551 --> 00:28:58,109 Yeah. I star-69ed you. 614 00:28:58,187 --> 00:28:59,882 I never pick up my phone. 615 00:28:59,955 --> 00:29:01,422 [Crunching] 616 00:29:01,491 --> 00:29:03,288 So, what's up, man? 617 00:29:03,359 --> 00:29:06,556 Uh, well... 618 00:29:06,630 --> 00:29:09,064 you're not gonna believe this. 619 00:29:11,470 --> 00:29:12,994 Tyler: You know, man, it could be worse. 620 00:29:13,072 --> 00:29:14,403 A woman could cut off your penis 621 00:29:14,474 --> 00:29:15,566 while you're sleeping 622 00:29:15,642 --> 00:29:16,904 and toss it out the window 623 00:29:16,977 --> 00:29:18,103 of a moving car. 624 00:29:18,178 --> 00:29:19,702 There's always that. 625 00:29:19,781 --> 00:29:21,442 I don't know, it's just... 626 00:29:21,516 --> 00:29:22,949 when you buy furniture, 627 00:29:23,018 --> 00:29:24,417 you tell yourself, that's it. 628 00:29:24,487 --> 00:29:26,250 That's the last sofa I'm gonna need. 629 00:29:26,323 --> 00:29:27,585 Whatever else happens, 630 00:29:27,657 --> 00:29:29,716 I've got that sofa problem handled. 631 00:29:29,793 --> 00:29:31,226 I had it all. 632 00:29:31,295 --> 00:29:33,092 I had a stereo that was very decent, 633 00:29:33,164 --> 00:29:35,758 a wardrobe that was getting very respectable. 634 00:29:35,834 --> 00:29:39,133 I was close to being complete. 635 00:29:39,205 --> 00:29:40,604 Shit, man. Now it's all gone. 636 00:29:40,673 --> 00:29:41,765 All gone. 637 00:29:41,842 --> 00:29:44,538 Hmm. All gone. 638 00:29:46,414 --> 00:29:47,904 Do you know what a duvet is? 639 00:29:47,983 --> 00:29:49,109 Comforter. 640 00:29:49,185 --> 00:29:50,880 It's a blanket. 641 00:29:50,953 --> 00:29:52,011 just a blanket. 642 00:29:52,089 --> 00:29:53,920 Why do guys like you and I 643 00:29:53,991 --> 00:29:54,958 know what a duvet is? 644 00:29:55,025 --> 00:29:57,493 Is this essential to our survival 645 00:29:57,562 --> 00:29:59,120 in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word? 646 00:29:59,198 --> 00:30:00,495 No. 647 00:30:00,566 --> 00:30:03,000 What are we, then? 648 00:30:03,069 --> 00:30:05,936 We're, uh, you know, consumers... 649 00:30:06,006 --> 00:30:07,769 Right. We're consumers. 650 00:30:07,842 --> 00:30:11,243 We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. 651 00:30:11,313 --> 00:30:13,611 Murder, crime, poverty-- 652 00:30:13,683 --> 00:30:15,412 these things don't concern me. 653 00:30:15,485 --> 00:30:18,716 What concerns me are celebrity magazines, 654 00:30:18,789 --> 00:30:20,916 television with 500 channels, 655 00:30:20,992 --> 00:30:22,926 some guy's name on my underwear. 656 00:30:22,994 --> 00:30:25,656 Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra. 657 00:30:25,731 --> 00:30:26,663 Martha Stewart. 658 00:30:26,732 --> 00:30:27,858 Fuck Martha Stewart. 659 00:30:27,934 --> 00:30:30,698 Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic. 660 00:30:30,771 --> 00:30:32,170 It's all going down, man. 661 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:34,674 So fuck off with your sofa units 662 00:30:34,742 --> 00:30:37,040 and Strinne green stripe patterns. 663 00:30:37,112 --> 00:30:39,546 I say, never be complete. 664 00:30:39,616 --> 00:30:41,208 I say, stop being perfect. 665 00:30:41,284 --> 00:30:43,809 I say, let's... let's evolve. 666 00:30:43,888 --> 00:30:45,753 Let the chips fall where they may. 667 00:30:48,293 --> 00:30:50,488 But that's me, and I could be wrong. 668 00:30:50,563 --> 00:30:52,622 Maybe it's a terrible tragedy. 669 00:30:52,699 --> 00:30:54,132 No. It's just stuff. 670 00:30:54,201 --> 00:30:55,190 It's not a tragedy, but... 671 00:30:55,269 --> 00:30:56,361 Well, you did lose 672 00:30:56,437 --> 00:30:59,031 a lot of versatile solutions for modern living. 673 00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:00,096 Fuck. You're right. 674 00:31:00,175 --> 00:31:01,540 No. I don't smoke. 675 00:31:05,082 --> 00:31:08,780 My insurance is probably gonna cover it, so... 676 00:31:11,289 --> 00:31:13,416 What? 677 00:31:13,492 --> 00:31:17,623 The things you own end up owning you. 678 00:31:19,967 --> 00:31:21,229 But do what you like, man. 679 00:31:22,771 --> 00:31:23,703 [Sigh] 680 00:31:23,772 --> 00:31:24,830 Oh, it's late. 681 00:31:24,906 --> 00:31:26,703 Hey, thanks for the beer. 682 00:31:26,776 --> 00:31:28,038 Yeah, man. 683 00:31:28,111 --> 00:31:30,978 I should find a hotel. 684 00:31:31,048 --> 00:31:31,980 Oh. 685 00:31:32,049 --> 00:31:32,981 What? 686 00:31:33,050 --> 00:31:33,982 What? 687 00:31:34,052 --> 00:31:34,984 A hotel. 688 00:31:35,053 --> 00:31:35,985 Yeah. 689 00:31:36,054 --> 00:31:37,681 just ask, man. 690 00:31:37,757 --> 00:31:40,089 What are you talking about? 691 00:31:40,159 --> 00:31:41,183 Oh, God. 692 00:31:41,261 --> 00:31:42,694 3 pitchers of beer, 693 00:31:42,763 --> 00:31:44,355 and you still can't ask. 694 00:31:45,933 --> 00:31:47,059 What? 695 00:31:47,135 --> 00:31:48,898 You called me 'cause you needed a place to stay. 696 00:31:48,971 --> 00:31:50,768 Oh, hey, no, no, no. 697 00:31:50,839 --> 00:31:52,807 Yes, you did. So just ask. 698 00:31:52,876 --> 00:31:55,174 Cut the foreplay and just ask, man. 699 00:31:56,947 --> 00:31:59,211 Would that be a problem? 700 00:31:59,284 --> 00:32:01,377 Is it a problem for you to ask? 701 00:32:02,889 --> 00:32:04,288 Can I stay at your place? 702 00:32:04,357 --> 00:32:05,289 Yeah. 703 00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:07,759 Thanks. 704 00:32:11,733 --> 00:32:13,963 I want you to do me a favor. 705 00:32:14,036 --> 00:32:15,162 Yeah, sure. 706 00:32:15,237 --> 00:32:18,070 I want you to hit me as hard as you can. 707 00:32:18,141 --> 00:32:20,109 What? 708 00:32:20,177 --> 00:32:23,978 I want you to hit me as hard as you can. 709 00:32:24,048 --> 00:32:25,515 Narrator: Let me tell you a little bit 710 00:32:25,584 --> 00:32:27,017 about Tyler Durden. 711 00:32:27,119 --> 00:32:29,587 Tyler was a night person. 712 00:32:29,656 --> 00:32:30,850 While the rest of us were sleeping, 713 00:32:30,924 --> 00:32:31,948 he worked. 714 00:32:32,026 --> 00:32:35,154 He had one part-time job as a projectionist. 715 00:32:35,230 --> 00:32:37,027 See, a movie doesn't come all on one big reel. 716 00:32:37,099 --> 00:32:38,259 It comes on a few. 717 00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:40,824 So someone has to be there to switch the projectors 718 00:32:40,903 --> 00:32:43,133 at the exact moment that one reel ends 719 00:32:43,207 --> 00:32:44,469 and the next one begins. 720 00:32:44,541 --> 00:32:46,532 If you look for it, you can see these little dots 721 00:32:46,611 --> 00:32:48,636 come into the upper right-hand corner of the screen. 722 00:32:48,713 --> 00:32:49,645 [Beep] 723 00:32:49,714 --> 00:32:50,772 In the industry, 724 00:32:50,850 --> 00:32:52,147 we call them "cigarette burns." 725 00:32:52,218 --> 00:32:54,277 That's the cue for a changeover. 726 00:32:54,354 --> 00:32:55,787 He flips the projectors, 727 00:32:55,856 --> 00:32:57,721 the movie keeps right on going, 728 00:32:57,792 --> 00:32:59,259 and nobody in the audience has any idea. 729 00:32:59,327 --> 00:33:01,818 Why would anyone want this shit job? 730 00:33:01,897 --> 00:33:04,661 Because it affords him other interesting opportunities. 731 00:33:04,796 --> 00:33:06,764 Like splicing single frames of pornography 732 00:33:06,831 --> 00:33:08,230 into family films. 733 00:33:08,300 --> 00:33:10,393 So when the snooty cat and the courageous dog 734 00:33:10,469 --> 00:33:11,902 with the celebrity voices 735 00:33:11,971 --> 00:33:13,962 meet for the first time in reel 3, 736 00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:15,268 that's when you'll catch a flash 737 00:33:15,342 --> 00:33:17,640 of Tyler's contribution to the film. 738 00:33:17,712 --> 00:33:20,340 [Characters On Screen Singing Merrily] 739 00:33:20,415 --> 00:33:21,347 [Woman Moans] 740 00:33:21,416 --> 00:33:23,077 [Merry Song Continues] 741 00:33:24,487 --> 00:33:26,011 Nobody knows that they saw it, 742 00:33:26,090 --> 00:33:27,148 but they did. 743 00:33:27,224 --> 00:33:29,692 A nice big cock. 744 00:33:32,397 --> 00:33:34,490 [Crying] 745 00:33:34,567 --> 00:33:37,297 Even a hummingbird couldn't catch Tyler at work. 746 00:33:42,076 --> 00:33:45,239 Tyler also works sometimes as a banquet waiter 747 00:33:45,314 --> 00:33:47,646 at the luxurious Pressman Hotel. 748 00:33:51,121 --> 00:33:52,247 [Urinating] 749 00:33:52,323 --> 00:33:54,120 He was the guerilla terrorist 750 00:33:54,191 --> 00:33:56,523 of the food service industry. 751 00:33:56,595 --> 00:33:57,653 Do not watch. 752 00:33:57,729 --> 00:33:59,219 I cannot go when you watch. 753 00:33:59,298 --> 00:34:00,856 Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, 754 00:34:00,933 --> 00:34:02,366 he farted on meringues, 755 00:34:02,436 --> 00:34:03,869 sneezed on braised endive. 756 00:34:03,937 --> 00:34:05,495 And as for the cream of mushroom soup, 757 00:34:05,572 --> 00:34:06,664 well... 758 00:34:06,741 --> 00:34:08,174 Go ahead, tell them. 759 00:34:08,243 --> 00:34:10,143 You get the idea. 760 00:34:10,246 --> 00:34:11,907 What do you want me to do? You just want me to hit you? 761 00:34:11,981 --> 00:34:13,573 Come on. Do me this one favor. 762 00:34:13,650 --> 00:34:14,639 Why? 763 00:34:14,718 --> 00:34:16,015 Why? I don't know why. I don't know. 764 00:34:16,086 --> 00:34:17,053 I've never been in a fight. Have you? 765 00:34:17,121 --> 00:34:18,554 No, but that's a good thing. 766 00:34:18,623 --> 00:34:19,681 No, it is not. 767 00:34:19,757 --> 00:34:20,689 How much can you know about yourself 768 00:34:20,759 --> 00:34:22,192 if you've never been in a fight? 769 00:34:22,261 --> 00:34:23,558 I don't wanna die without any scars. 770 00:34:23,629 --> 00:34:25,494 So, come on, hit me before I lose my nerve. 771 00:34:25,565 --> 00:34:28,261 God, this is crazy. 772 00:34:28,335 --> 00:34:29,927 So go crazy. Let 'er rip. 773 00:34:30,004 --> 00:34:31,835 Hey, I don't know about this. 774 00:34:31,907 --> 00:34:34,137 I don't, either, but who gives a shit? 775 00:34:34,209 --> 00:34:35,904 No one's watching. What do you care? 776 00:34:35,978 --> 00:34:38,208 Wait. This is crazy. You want me to hit you? 777 00:34:38,281 --> 00:34:40,215 That's right. 778 00:34:40,284 --> 00:34:42,718 What, like, in the face? 779 00:34:42,787 --> 00:34:44,152 Surprise me. 780 00:34:46,091 --> 00:34:48,423 This is so fucking stupid. 781 00:34:57,472 --> 00:34:58,803 Ohh! 782 00:34:58,874 --> 00:35:01,707 Motherfucker! 783 00:35:01,778 --> 00:35:03,712 You hit me in the ear. 784 00:35:03,780 --> 00:35:05,008 Well, Jesus, I'm sorry. 785 00:35:05,082 --> 00:35:06,947 Ow! Christ! 786 00:35:07,017 --> 00:35:08,712 Why the ear, man? 787 00:35:08,787 --> 00:35:09,845 Aw, I fucked it up. 788 00:35:09,921 --> 00:35:10,945 No. That was perfect. 789 00:35:11,022 --> 00:35:12,717 Ohh! Uhh! 790 00:35:23,439 --> 00:35:24,997 Nah, it's all right. 791 00:35:27,110 --> 00:35:28,634 That really hurts. 792 00:35:28,712 --> 00:35:31,545 Right. 793 00:35:31,616 --> 00:35:32,878 Hit me again. 794 00:35:32,950 --> 00:35:34,042 [Laughing] 795 00:35:34,119 --> 00:35:35,051 No. You hit me. 796 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:36,144 Come on. 797 00:35:52,776 --> 00:35:55,176 We should do this again sometime. 798 00:36:08,362 --> 00:36:09,420 Where's your car? 799 00:36:09,497 --> 00:36:10,521 What car? 800 00:36:10,599 --> 00:36:11,827 [Belches] 801 00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:23,443 Narrator: I don't know how Tyler found that house, 802 00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:25,642 but he said he'd been there for a year. 803 00:36:25,718 --> 00:36:28,778 It looked like it was waiting to be torn down. 804 00:36:28,855 --> 00:36:31,085 Most of the windows were boarded up. 805 00:36:31,158 --> 00:36:33,422 There was no lock on the front door 806 00:36:33,494 --> 00:36:36,793 from when the police or whoever kicked it in. 807 00:36:36,865 --> 00:36:38,560 The stairs were ready to collapse. 808 00:36:38,635 --> 00:36:41,604 I didn't know if he owned it or if he was squatting. 809 00:36:41,671 --> 00:36:43,536 Neither would have surprised me. 810 00:36:44,775 --> 00:36:46,208 Yeah. That's you. 811 00:36:46,278 --> 00:36:47,404 That's me. 812 00:36:47,479 --> 00:36:49,276 That's the toilet. 813 00:36:49,348 --> 00:36:50,280 Good? 814 00:36:50,350 --> 00:36:51,282 Yeah. Thanks. 815 00:36:52,552 --> 00:36:54,247 Narrator: What a shithole. 816 00:36:54,321 --> 00:36:55,982 [Springs Clang] 817 00:36:56,056 --> 00:36:57,751 Nothing worked. 818 00:36:57,826 --> 00:36:59,259 [Water Pipes Rumble] 819 00:36:59,327 --> 00:37:00,624 Turning on one light 820 00:37:00,696 --> 00:37:03,631 meant another light in the house went out. 821 00:37:03,699 --> 00:37:05,132 There were no neighbors, 822 00:37:05,202 --> 00:37:07,227 just some warehouses and a paper mill-- 823 00:37:07,304 --> 00:37:09,101 that fart smell of steam, 824 00:37:09,173 --> 00:37:11,505 the hamster cage smell of wood chips. 825 00:37:11,577 --> 00:37:13,602 After work tomorrow, we'll be-- 826 00:37:13,679 --> 00:37:15,647 Hey. What have we here? 827 00:37:30,667 --> 00:37:31,599 Hey, guys. 828 00:37:31,668 --> 00:37:32,760 Hey. 829 00:37:32,836 --> 00:37:33,996 It's cool. 830 00:37:34,072 --> 00:37:35,061 Ohh! 831 00:37:35,140 --> 00:37:36,971 [Whistling Nonchalantly] 832 00:37:43,850 --> 00:37:47,479 Every time it rained, we had to kill the power. 833 00:37:47,555 --> 00:37:49,079 By the end of the first month, 834 00:37:49,158 --> 00:37:50,853 I didn't miss TV. 835 00:37:50,926 --> 00:37:55,227 I didn't even mind the warm, stale refrigerator. 836 00:38:07,915 --> 00:38:09,712 Can I be next? 837 00:38:14,056 --> 00:38:15,114 All right, man. 838 00:38:15,191 --> 00:38:17,386 Lose the tie. 839 00:38:19,796 --> 00:38:20,854 [Ricocheting Golf Ball] 840 00:38:20,932 --> 00:38:22,229 Ooh! 841 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:23,892 Narrator: At night, Tyler and I were alone 842 00:38:23,969 --> 00:38:26,233 for a half a mile in every direction. 843 00:38:28,475 --> 00:38:29,407 [Clang] 844 00:38:32,213 --> 00:38:34,647 Rain trickled down through the plaster 845 00:38:34,715 --> 00:38:36,148 and the light fixtures. 846 00:38:36,218 --> 00:38:38,049 Everything wooden swelled and shrank. 847 00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:42,057 Everywhere were rusted nails to snag your elbow on. 848 00:38:42,126 --> 00:38:45,425 The previous occupant had been a bit of a shut-in. 849 00:38:45,496 --> 00:38:47,225 Hey, man, what are you reading? 850 00:38:47,298 --> 00:38:48,356 Listen to this. 851 00:38:48,433 --> 00:38:50,333 It's an article written by an organ 852 00:38:50,402 --> 00:38:51,835 in the first person. 853 00:38:51,904 --> 00:38:54,464 "I am Jack's medulla oblongata. 854 00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:56,168 Without me, Jack could not regulate 855 00:38:56,243 --> 00:38:58,404 his heart rate, blood pressure, or breathing." 856 00:38:58,479 --> 00:39:00,879 There's a whole series of these. 857 00:39:00,949 --> 00:39:02,314 "I am Jill's nipples." 858 00:39:03,752 --> 00:39:05,845 "I am Jack's colon." 859 00:39:05,922 --> 00:39:08,322 Yeah. "I get cancer. I kill Jack." 860 00:39:09,860 --> 00:39:11,589 Whoa--Ohh! 861 00:39:11,663 --> 00:39:12,925 Narrator: After fighting, 862 00:39:12,998 --> 00:39:15,228 everything else in your life got the volume turned down. 863 00:39:15,301 --> 00:39:18,737 [Muted Complaining] 864 00:39:18,805 --> 00:39:19,737 What? 865 00:39:19,806 --> 00:39:21,239 You could deal with anything. 866 00:39:21,308 --> 00:39:22,741 Have you finished those reports? 867 00:39:27,449 --> 00:39:28,746 Tyler: If you could fight anyone, 868 00:39:28,817 --> 00:39:30,045 who would you fight? 869 00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,554 I'd fight my boss, probably. 870 00:39:32,622 --> 00:39:33,987 Really? 871 00:39:34,058 --> 00:39:36,618 Yeah. Why, who would you fight? 872 00:39:36,695 --> 00:39:37,855 I'd fight my dad. 873 00:39:37,930 --> 00:39:39,727 I don't know my dad. 874 00:39:39,798 --> 00:39:41,595 I mean, I know him, 875 00:39:41,668 --> 00:39:44,501 but he left when I was, like, 6 years old, 876 00:39:44,572 --> 00:39:47,006 married this other woman and had some other kids. 877 00:39:47,074 --> 00:39:48,735 He, like, did this every 6 years. 878 00:39:48,810 --> 00:39:51,677 He goes to a new city and starts a new family. 879 00:39:51,747 --> 00:39:53,874 Fucker should open up franchises. 880 00:39:55,352 --> 00:39:56,944 My dad never went to college, 881 00:39:57,020 --> 00:39:59,454 so it was real important that I go. 882 00:39:59,524 --> 00:40:00,582 That sounds familiar. 883 00:40:00,658 --> 00:40:02,785 So I graduate, I call him up long distance. 884 00:40:02,861 --> 00:40:06,297 I say, "Dad, now what?" He says, "Get a job." 885 00:40:06,366 --> 00:40:07,298 Same here. 886 00:40:07,367 --> 00:40:08,391 Now I'm 25. 887 00:40:08,468 --> 00:40:09,799 I make my yearly call again. 888 00:40:09,870 --> 00:40:12,100 I say, "Dad, now what?" 889 00:40:12,173 --> 00:40:14,573 He says, "I don't know. Get married." 890 00:40:14,643 --> 00:40:16,577 Eh, I mean... 891 00:40:16,646 --> 00:40:17,874 I can't get married. 892 00:40:17,947 --> 00:40:18,971 [Thunder] 893 00:40:19,048 --> 00:40:20,709 I'm a 30-year-old boy. 894 00:40:20,784 --> 00:40:22,308 We're a generation of men 895 00:40:22,386 --> 00:40:23,546 raised by women. 896 00:40:23,621 --> 00:40:25,987 I'm wondering if another woman 897 00:40:26,057 --> 00:40:27,854 is really the answer we need. 898 00:40:33,333 --> 00:40:36,530 Narrator: Most of the week, we were Ozzie and Harriet. 899 00:40:36,604 --> 00:40:37,161 [Whistling] 900 00:40:38,072 --> 00:40:39,127 But every Saturday night, 901 00:40:39,128 --> 00:40:39,992 But every Saturday night, 902 00:40:40,062 --> 00:40:42,496 we were finding something out. 903 00:40:42,566 --> 00:40:44,727 We were finding out more and more 904 00:40:44,801 --> 00:40:45,893 that we were not alone. 905 00:40:48,506 --> 00:40:49,768 Man: Who turned the lights off? 906 00:40:49,842 --> 00:40:51,104 It used to be 907 00:40:51,177 --> 00:40:52,838 that when I came home angry or depressed, 908 00:40:52,913 --> 00:40:54,574 I'd just clean my condo, 909 00:40:54,648 --> 00:40:56,616 polish my Scandinavian furniture. 910 00:40:56,684 --> 00:40:59,084 I should've been looking for a new condo. 911 00:40:59,153 --> 00:41:01,883 I should've been haggling with my insurance company. 912 00:41:01,957 --> 00:41:05,758 I should've been upset about my nice, neat flaming little shit. 913 00:41:05,828 --> 00:41:07,318 But I wasn't. 914 00:41:07,397 --> 00:41:08,796 The basic premise 915 00:41:08,866 --> 00:41:10,663 of cyber-netting any office 916 00:41:10,734 --> 00:41:11,826 is make things more efficient. 917 00:41:11,903 --> 00:41:13,165 Narrator: Monday mornings, all I could do 918 00:41:13,238 --> 00:41:14,296 was think about next week. 919 00:41:14,372 --> 00:41:17,535 Can I get the icon in cornflower blue? 920 00:41:17,610 --> 00:41:18,770 Absolutely. 921 00:41:18,845 --> 00:41:22,144 Efficiency is priority number one, people, 922 00:41:22,217 --> 00:41:25,015 because waste is a thief. 923 00:41:25,086 --> 00:41:26,747 I showed this already to my man, here. 924 00:41:26,822 --> 00:41:28,153 You liked it, didn't you? 925 00:41:32,128 --> 00:41:33,857 Narrator: You can swallow a pint of blood 926 00:41:33,931 --> 00:41:35,364 before you get sick. 927 00:41:36,735 --> 00:41:39,226 It was right in everyone's face. 928 00:41:39,304 --> 00:41:41,431 Tyler and I just made it visible. 929 00:41:41,507 --> 00:41:43,737 It was on the tip of everyone's tongue. 930 00:41:43,811 --> 00:41:45,711 Tyler and I just gave it a name. 931 00:41:53,889 --> 00:41:57,256 [Loud Rock Music Playing] 932 00:41:57,327 --> 00:42:00,160 Come on, people, you gotta go home. 933 00:42:20,758 --> 00:42:23,693 Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back. 934 00:42:44,788 --> 00:42:45,982 [Someone Spits] 935 00:42:46,057 --> 00:42:47,991 Narrator: Every week, Tyler gave the rules 936 00:42:48,059 --> 00:42:49,356 that he and I decided. 937 00:42:49,428 --> 00:42:52,955 Gentlemen, welcome to Fight Club. 938 00:42:55,902 --> 00:42:57,767 The first rule of Fight Club is... 939 00:42:57,838 --> 00:43:00,306 you do not talk about Fight Club. 940 00:43:00,375 --> 00:43:03,173 The second rule of Fight Club is... 941 00:43:03,244 --> 00:43:06,839 you do not talk about Fight Club. 942 00:43:06,916 --> 00:43:08,349 Third rule of Fight Club-- 943 00:43:08,418 --> 00:43:12,116 Someone yells "Stop!" goes limp, taps out, 944 00:43:12,190 --> 00:43:13,714 the fight is over. 945 00:43:13,791 --> 00:43:14,951 Fourth rule-- 946 00:43:15,027 --> 00:43:17,359 Only 2 guys to a fight. 947 00:43:17,429 --> 00:43:18,418 Fifth rule-- 948 00:43:18,498 --> 00:43:20,966 One fight at a time, fellas. 949 00:43:21,034 --> 00:43:22,023 [Laughter] 950 00:43:22,103 --> 00:43:24,663 Sixth rule-- No shirts, no shoes. 951 00:43:24,739 --> 00:43:25,831 Seventh rule-- 952 00:43:25,907 --> 00:43:28,603 Fights will go on as long as they have to. 953 00:43:30,613 --> 00:43:33,047 And the eighth and final rule-- 954 00:43:33,117 --> 00:43:37,578 If this is your first night at Fight Club... 955 00:43:37,655 --> 00:43:39,213 you have to fight. 956 00:43:39,290 --> 00:43:40,689 [Loud Shouting, Cheering] 957 00:43:43,797 --> 00:43:45,731 Narrator: This kid from work, Ricky, 958 00:43:45,799 --> 00:43:47,630 couldn't remember whether you ordered pens 959 00:43:47,702 --> 00:43:48,862 with blue ink or black... 960 00:43:50,405 --> 00:43:51,463 Come on, man! 961 00:43:51,540 --> 00:43:53,235 But Ricky was a god for 10 minutes 962 00:43:53,308 --> 00:43:55,902 when the trounced the maitre d' of a local food court. 963 00:43:58,114 --> 00:43:59,911 Sometimes, all you could hear 964 00:43:59,984 --> 00:44:02,214 were the flat, hard packing sounds 965 00:44:02,287 --> 00:44:03,379 over the yelling... 966 00:44:06,826 --> 00:44:09,795 or the wet choke when someone caught their breath 967 00:44:09,863 --> 00:44:10,795 and sprayed... 968 00:44:10,864 --> 00:44:12,024 Stop! 969 00:44:12,099 --> 00:44:15,034 You weren't alive anywhere like you were there. 970 00:44:15,103 --> 00:44:16,468 But Fight Club only exists 971 00:44:16,539 --> 00:44:18,769 in the hours between when Fight Club starts 972 00:44:18,841 --> 00:44:20,672 and when Fight Club ends. 973 00:44:20,744 --> 00:44:23,838 Even if I could tell someone they had a good fight, 974 00:44:23,915 --> 00:44:25,815 I wouldn't be talking to the same man. 975 00:44:25,883 --> 00:44:27,441 Who you were in Fight Club 976 00:44:27,519 --> 00:44:29,612 is not who you were in the rest of the world. 977 00:44:29,688 --> 00:44:32,555 The guy who came to Fight Club for the first time, 978 00:44:32,625 --> 00:44:34,616 his ass was a wad of cookie dough. 979 00:44:34,695 --> 00:44:35,992 After a few weeks, 980 00:44:36,063 --> 00:44:37,621 he was carved out of wood. 981 00:44:37,698 --> 00:44:39,723 If you could fight any celebrity, 982 00:44:39,801 --> 00:44:41,234 who would you fight? 983 00:44:41,303 --> 00:44:42,361 Alive or dead? 984 00:44:42,438 --> 00:44:44,906 It doesn't matter. Who'd be tough? 985 00:44:44,974 --> 00:44:46,805 Hemingway. 986 00:44:46,877 --> 00:44:49,402 You? 987 00:44:49,481 --> 00:44:50,573 Shatner. 988 00:44:50,648 --> 00:44:52,843 I'd fight William Shatner. 989 00:44:54,353 --> 00:44:56,913 Narrator: We all started seeing things differently. 990 00:44:56,990 --> 00:44:58,753 Everywhere we went, 991 00:44:58,825 --> 00:45:00,986 we were sizing things up. 992 00:45:05,300 --> 00:45:07,791 I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms, 993 00:45:07,871 --> 00:45:10,305 trying to look like how Calvin Klein 994 00:45:10,373 --> 00:45:12,238 or Tommy Hilfiger said they should. 995 00:45:12,309 --> 00:45:13,799 Is that what a man looks like? 996 00:45:13,878 --> 00:45:14,867 [Laughing] 997 00:45:14,946 --> 00:45:17,881 Ahh. Self-improvement is masturbation. 998 00:45:17,949 --> 00:45:20,349 And self-destruction. 999 00:45:20,419 --> 00:45:21,943 Excuse me. 1000 00:45:22,022 --> 00:45:24,422 [Screaming] 1001 00:45:33,103 --> 00:45:34,536 Kick his ass! 1002 00:45:34,604 --> 00:45:36,071 Hit him again, man! Come on! Hit him! 1003 00:45:56,198 --> 00:45:59,565 Fight Club wasn't about winning or losing. 1004 00:45:59,636 --> 00:46:01,627 It wasn't about words. 1005 00:46:04,509 --> 00:46:06,909 The hysterical shouting was in tongues, 1006 00:46:06,979 --> 00:46:09,140 like in a Pentecostal church. 1007 00:46:14,555 --> 00:46:15,522 -Is that it? -Stop! 1008 00:46:15,590 --> 00:46:17,581 When the fight was over, 1009 00:46:17,659 --> 00:46:19,593 nothing was solved, 1010 00:46:19,661 --> 00:46:21,151 but nothing mattered. 1011 00:46:21,230 --> 00:46:22,663 Hey, cool. 1012 00:46:24,802 --> 00:46:28,397 Narrator: Afterwards, we all felt saved. 1013 00:46:28,473 --> 00:46:30,566 Hey, man, how about next week? 1014 00:46:30,642 --> 00:46:32,075 How about next month? 1015 00:46:32,144 --> 00:46:33,338 I hear you. 1016 00:46:33,412 --> 00:46:34,572 Irwin, you're in the middle. 1017 00:46:34,648 --> 00:46:36,980 New guy. You, too. 1018 00:46:38,152 --> 00:46:40,848 Narrator: Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me. 1019 00:46:40,922 --> 00:46:42,890 He fell down some stairs. 1020 00:46:42,958 --> 00:46:45,518 I fell down some stairs. 1021 00:46:47,697 --> 00:46:50,029 Fight Club became the reason to cut your hair short 1022 00:46:50,101 --> 00:46:52,433 or trim your fingernails. 1023 00:46:52,503 --> 00:46:54,971 OK. Any historical figure. 1024 00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:56,871 I'd fight Gandhi. 1025 00:46:58,478 --> 00:46:59,410 Good answer. 1026 00:46:59,479 --> 00:47:00,537 How about you? 1027 00:47:00,614 --> 00:47:01,740 Lincoln. 1028 00:47:01,815 --> 00:47:03,214 Lincoln? 1029 00:47:03,283 --> 00:47:04,409 Mm. 1030 00:47:04,486 --> 00:47:05,885 Big guy, big reach. 1031 00:47:05,954 --> 00:47:08,184 Skinny guys fight till they're burger. 1032 00:47:08,257 --> 00:47:09,656 Fuck. 1033 00:47:11,828 --> 00:47:14,592 Hey. Even the Mona Lisa's falling apart. 1034 00:47:18,971 --> 00:47:20,802 [Ring] 1035 00:47:23,376 --> 00:47:24,968 Hello. 1036 00:47:25,045 --> 00:47:26,034 Marla: Where have you been 1037 00:47:26,113 --> 00:47:27,944 the last 8 weeks? 1038 00:47:28,015 --> 00:47:29,312 Marla? 1039 00:47:29,384 --> 00:47:30,715 [Chop Socky Yell] 1040 00:47:32,522 --> 00:47:33,955 How'd you find me? 1041 00:47:34,023 --> 00:47:35,456 You left that forwarding number. 1042 00:47:35,525 --> 00:47:38,358 I haven't seen you in any support groups. 1043 00:47:38,429 --> 00:47:39,862 We split them up. 1044 00:47:39,931 --> 00:47:41,899 That was the idea, remember? 1045 00:47:41,966 --> 00:47:44,764 Yeah, but you haven't been going to yours. 1046 00:47:44,837 --> 00:47:46,532 How do you know? 1047 00:47:46,605 --> 00:47:48,334 I cheated. 1048 00:47:48,408 --> 00:47:50,205 I found a new one. 1049 00:47:50,277 --> 00:47:52,040 Really? 1050 00:47:52,113 --> 00:47:53,102 It's for men only. 1051 00:47:53,181 --> 00:47:54,773 Like the testicle thing? 1052 00:47:54,850 --> 00:47:55,976 Waaah! 1053 00:47:59,222 --> 00:48:00,553 Look, this is a bad time. 1054 00:48:00,623 --> 00:48:03,114 I've been going to Debtors Anonymous. 1055 00:48:03,194 --> 00:48:05,287 You wanna see some really fucked up people? 1056 00:48:05,363 --> 00:48:06,728 I'm just on my way out. 1057 00:48:06,798 --> 00:48:07,730 Me, too. 1058 00:48:07,799 --> 00:48:08,788 I've got a stomachful of Xanax. 1059 00:48:08,868 --> 00:48:11,598 I took what was left of a bottle. 1060 00:48:11,671 --> 00:48:13,730 It might have been too much. 1061 00:48:13,807 --> 00:48:15,570 Narrator: Just picture watching Marla Singer 1062 00:48:15,642 --> 00:48:17,430 throw herself around her crummy apartment. 1063 00:48:17,565 --> 00:48:19,556 But this isn't a for-real suicide thing. 1064 00:48:19,633 --> 00:48:21,965 This is probably one of those cry-for-help things. 1065 00:48:22,037 --> 00:48:23,470 Narrator: This could go on for hours. 1066 00:48:23,539 --> 00:48:24,972 So you're staying in tonight, then? 1067 00:48:25,041 --> 00:48:26,474 Do you wanna wait 1068 00:48:26,542 --> 00:48:27,907 and hear me describe death? 1069 00:48:27,978 --> 00:48:29,411 Do you wanna listen 1070 00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:32,813 and see if my spirit can use a phone? 1071 00:48:34,386 --> 00:48:37,321 Have you ever heard a death rattle before? 1072 00:49:03,690 --> 00:49:05,248 Narrator: Tyler's door was closed. 1073 00:49:05,325 --> 00:49:06,849 I'd been living here for 2 months, 1074 00:49:06,927 --> 00:49:08,451 and Tyler's door was never closed. 1075 00:49:10,599 --> 00:49:12,726 [Footsteps On Stairs] 1076 00:49:14,704 --> 00:49:16,865 You won't believe this dream I had last night. 1077 00:49:16,940 --> 00:49:19,932 Yeah, I can hardly believe anything about last night. 1078 00:49:25,885 --> 00:49:28,649 [Gargling] 1079 00:49:28,721 --> 00:49:29,710 [Chuckles] 1080 00:49:29,790 --> 00:49:31,690 What--What are you doing here? 1081 00:49:35,430 --> 00:49:36,556 What? 1082 00:49:36,632 --> 00:49:39,032 This is my house. What are you doing in my house? 1083 00:49:41,572 --> 00:49:42,539 Fuck you. 1084 00:49:56,424 --> 00:49:58,051 Ha ha! Ohh... 1085 00:49:58,126 --> 00:50:01,493 Oh, you got some fucked-up friends, I'm tellin' you. 1086 00:50:01,564 --> 00:50:02,496 [Chuckling] 1087 00:50:02,565 --> 00:50:04,192 Limber, though... 1088 00:50:04,267 --> 00:50:05,564 silly coos. 1089 00:50:07,271 --> 00:50:09,705 So, I come in last night. Phone's off the hook. 1090 00:50:09,774 --> 00:50:11,605 Guess who's on the other end. 1091 00:50:11,676 --> 00:50:13,837 Narrator: I already knew the story before he told it to me. 1092 00:50:17,451 --> 00:50:19,783 Have you ever heard a death rattle before? 1093 00:50:19,854 --> 00:50:22,721 Do you think it'll live up to its name? 1094 00:50:22,790 --> 00:50:26,784 Or will it just be a death... hairball? 1095 00:50:26,862 --> 00:50:27,794 [Coughs] 1096 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:33,767 Prepare... to evacuate soul. 1097 00:50:35,741 --> 00:50:37,368 Marla, Continuing: 9... 1098 00:50:37,442 --> 00:50:38,409 8... 1099 00:50:38,478 --> 00:50:40,810 Now, how could Tyler, of all people, 1100 00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:45,011 think it was a bad thing that Marla Singer was about to die? 1101 00:50:45,086 --> 00:50:46,986 Marla: 5... 1102 00:50:47,055 --> 00:50:48,955 4... 1103 00:50:49,025 --> 00:50:50,788 3--Oh, hang on. 1104 00:50:56,567 --> 00:50:58,626 You got here fast. 1105 00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:02,366 Did I call you? 1106 00:51:04,044 --> 00:51:04,976 Huh? 1107 00:51:06,112 --> 00:51:07,044 Hey. 1108 00:51:13,455 --> 00:51:16,117 The mattress is all sealed in slippery plastic. 1109 00:51:17,795 --> 00:51:19,319 [Rattling] 1110 00:51:19,396 --> 00:51:22,627 Oh, don't worry. It's not a threat to you. 1111 00:51:22,701 --> 00:51:25,067 [Siren] 1112 00:51:25,137 --> 00:51:26,502 Oh, fuck. 1113 00:51:26,572 --> 00:51:28,802 Somebody called the cops. 1114 00:51:28,875 --> 00:51:30,672 [Voices Over Police Radio] 1115 00:51:40,990 --> 00:51:42,321 Hey, where's 513? 1116 00:51:42,392 --> 00:51:44,826 End of the hall. 1117 00:51:44,895 --> 00:51:46,385 You know, the girl who lives there 1118 00:51:46,464 --> 00:51:48,796 used to be a charming, lovely girl. 1119 00:51:48,867 --> 00:51:51,062 She's lost faith in herself. 1120 00:51:51,137 --> 00:51:52,069 Miss Singer! 1121 00:51:52,138 --> 00:51:53,969 She's a monster. 1122 00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:55,667 You have every reason to live! 1123 00:51:55,743 --> 00:51:58,177 She's infectious human waste! 1124 00:51:58,246 --> 00:51:59,178 Miss Singer! 1125 00:51:59,247 --> 00:52:01,215 Good luck trying to save her! 1126 00:52:07,724 --> 00:52:11,319 If I fall asleep, I'm done for. 1127 00:52:12,765 --> 00:52:15,666 You're gonna have to keep me up... 1128 00:52:15,734 --> 00:52:17,725 all... night. 1129 00:52:17,804 --> 00:52:20,170 Un-fucking-believable. [Coughs] 1130 00:52:20,241 --> 00:52:22,402 Narrator: He was obviously able to handle it. 1131 00:52:22,476 --> 00:52:23,636 You know what I mean. You fucked her. 1132 00:52:24,946 --> 00:52:26,208 No, I didn't. 1133 00:52:26,281 --> 00:52:27,771 Never? 1134 00:52:27,850 --> 00:52:28,782 No. 1135 00:52:30,153 --> 00:52:31,415 You're not into her, are you? 1136 00:52:31,488 --> 00:52:33,888 No! God, not at all. 1137 00:52:33,957 --> 00:52:36,289 Narrator: I am Jack's raging bile duct. 1138 00:52:36,361 --> 00:52:38,352 Are you sure? You can tell me. 1139 00:52:38,430 --> 00:52:39,920 Believe me, I'm sure. 1140 00:52:39,999 --> 00:52:40,966 Narrator: Put a gun to my head 1141 00:52:41,033 --> 00:52:42,898 and paint the walls with my brains. 1142 00:52:42,969 --> 00:52:44,163 That's good, 'cause she's a predator 1143 00:52:44,237 --> 00:52:45,636 posing as a house pet. 1144 00:52:45,706 --> 00:52:47,731 Stay away from that one. 1145 00:52:47,809 --> 00:52:49,640 [Chuckling] 1146 00:52:49,711 --> 00:52:51,144 And the shit that came out of this woman's mouth 1147 00:52:51,213 --> 00:52:52,145 I ain't never heard. 1148 00:52:52,215 --> 00:52:53,409 My God. 1149 00:52:53,483 --> 00:52:56,350 I haven't been fucked like that since grade school. 1150 00:52:57,454 --> 00:52:58,478 Uhh! 1151 00:52:58,556 --> 00:53:00,353 Narrator: How could Tyler not go for that? 1152 00:53:00,425 --> 00:53:01,892 The night before last, he was splicing 1153 00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:03,757 sex organs into Cinderella. 1154 00:53:03,830 --> 00:53:04,888 Marla doesn't need a lover. 1155 00:53:04,964 --> 00:53:06,431 She needs a fucking case worker. 1156 00:53:06,499 --> 00:53:09,127 She needs a wash. And she's in love with sport fuckin'. 1157 00:53:09,203 --> 00:53:11,330 Narrator: She invaded my support groups. 1158 00:53:11,406 --> 00:53:12,839 Now she'd invaded my home. 1159 00:53:12,907 --> 00:53:14,841 Hey, hey. Sit down. 1160 00:53:19,149 --> 00:53:21,777 Now, listen. Can't have you talking to her about me. 1161 00:53:21,853 --> 00:53:23,184 Why would I talk to her-- 1162 00:53:23,254 --> 00:53:25,245 You say anything about me or what goes on in this house 1163 00:53:25,324 --> 00:53:28,657 to her or to anybody, we're done. 1164 00:53:28,728 --> 00:53:29,922 Now, promise me. 1165 00:53:29,996 --> 00:53:30,928 OK. 1166 00:53:30,997 --> 00:53:31,929 You promise? 1167 00:53:31,998 --> 00:53:33,863 -Yeah, I promise. -Promise. 1168 00:53:33,934 --> 00:53:35,424 I just said I promise. 1169 00:53:35,502 --> 00:53:37,094 That's 3 times you promised. 1170 00:53:39,508 --> 00:53:41,408 Narrator: If only I had wasted a couple of minutes 1171 00:53:41,477 --> 00:53:43,638 and gone to watch Marla Singer die, 1172 00:53:43,714 --> 00:53:45,272 none of this would've happened. 1173 00:53:45,349 --> 00:53:48,216 Marla: Unhh! Unhh! Unhh! 1174 00:53:48,286 --> 00:53:49,218 Unhh! 1175 00:53:49,287 --> 00:53:50,219 [Loud Thumping] 1176 00:53:50,288 --> 00:53:52,756 Yeah! Oh! Harder! Harder! 1177 00:53:52,825 --> 00:53:54,793 Yeah! Ooh! Aah! 1178 00:53:54,861 --> 00:53:57,489 Aah! Ohh! Aah! 1179 00:53:57,564 --> 00:54:00,727 [Tyler And Marla Shouting Passionately] 1180 00:54:00,801 --> 00:54:03,235 I could've moved to another room... 1181 00:54:03,305 --> 00:54:06,172 on the third floor, where I might not have heard them. 1182 00:54:06,242 --> 00:54:07,174 Marla: Oh, baby! 1183 00:54:07,243 --> 00:54:08,870 But I didn't. 1184 00:54:13,318 --> 00:54:15,843 [Marla Moaning With Pleasure] 1185 00:54:15,922 --> 00:54:17,583 [Thumping And Moaning] 1186 00:54:17,657 --> 00:54:18,589 Ohh! 1187 00:54:18,658 --> 00:54:22,059 Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! 1188 00:54:22,129 --> 00:54:24,290 Ohh! Ohh! Aaahh! 1189 00:54:24,365 --> 00:54:26,356 Aah! Aah! Aah! 1190 00:54:26,434 --> 00:54:27,662 [Screaming And Thumping] 1191 00:54:27,736 --> 00:54:30,500 -Aah! Ohhh! Ohh! -Tyler: Ow! 1192 00:54:30,573 --> 00:54:31,540 [Rattling] 1193 00:54:31,608 --> 00:54:32,540 Marla: Ohh! 1194 00:54:33,610 --> 00:54:35,237 What are you doin'? 1195 00:54:35,313 --> 00:54:37,679 just goin' to bed. 1196 00:54:37,749 --> 00:54:38,681 [Marla Moans] 1197 00:54:38,750 --> 00:54:40,183 Want to finish her off? 1198 00:54:40,252 --> 00:54:41,184 Uhh... oh! 1199 00:54:41,254 --> 00:54:42,278 [Clattering] 1200 00:54:42,355 --> 00:54:43,287 No. 1201 00:54:43,356 --> 00:54:44,288 No, thank you. 1202 00:54:44,357 --> 00:54:46,291 Marla: I found the cigarettes. 1203 00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:48,624 Who are you talking to? 1204 00:54:48,697 --> 00:54:49,755 Shut up. 1205 00:54:49,831 --> 00:54:52,800 I became the calm little center of the world. 1206 00:54:52,868 --> 00:54:54,130 [Moaning And Thumping] 1207 00:54:54,203 --> 00:54:55,795 I was the Zen master. 1208 00:54:55,872 --> 00:54:57,567 Tyler: Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! 1209 00:55:00,979 --> 00:55:03,743 I wrote little haiku poems. 1210 00:55:03,816 --> 00:55:05,545 I e-mailed them to everyone. 1211 00:55:06,820 --> 00:55:08,048 Is that your blood? 1212 00:55:10,491 --> 00:55:11,890 Some of it, yeah. 1213 00:55:11,959 --> 00:55:13,483 You can't smoke in here. 1214 00:55:13,561 --> 00:55:14,619 [Snickers] 1215 00:55:14,696 --> 00:55:16,960 Take the rest of the day off. 1216 00:55:17,032 --> 00:55:19,592 Come back Monday with some clean clothes. 1217 00:55:19,669 --> 00:55:21,102 Get yourself together. 1218 00:55:21,171 --> 00:55:24,265 Narrator: I got right in everyone's hostile little face. 1219 00:55:24,341 --> 00:55:26,605 Yes, these are bruises from fighting. 1220 00:55:26,678 --> 00:55:28,771 Yes, I'm comfortable with that. 1221 00:55:28,848 --> 00:55:30,315 I... am enlightened. 1222 00:55:33,020 --> 00:55:34,715 You give up the condo life... 1223 00:55:34,788 --> 00:55:37,621 give up all your flaming worldly possessions... 1224 00:55:37,692 --> 00:55:39,387 go live in a dilapidated house 1225 00:55:39,461 --> 00:55:41,588 in a toxic waste part of town... 1226 00:55:41,663 --> 00:55:43,961 and you have to come home to this. 1227 00:55:44,034 --> 00:55:45,296 Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! 1228 00:55:45,368 --> 00:55:48,394 [Telephone Rings] 1229 00:55:48,472 --> 00:55:51,066 [Tyler And Marla Moaning And Shouting] 1230 00:55:51,143 --> 00:55:53,202 Marla: Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! 1231 00:55:53,278 --> 00:55:55,872 [Ring] 1232 00:55:55,948 --> 00:55:56,880 Hello? 1233 00:55:56,949 --> 00:55:58,314 Yes. This is Detective Stern 1234 00:55:58,385 --> 00:56:00,216 with the Arson Unit. 1235 00:56:00,287 --> 00:56:01,481 We have some new information 1236 00:56:01,556 --> 00:56:03,922 about the incident at your former condo. 1237 00:56:03,992 --> 00:56:05,016 Yes? 1238 00:56:05,094 --> 00:56:06,254 I don't know if you're aware, 1239 00:56:06,328 --> 00:56:08,660 but it seems that someone sprayed freon 1240 00:56:08,732 --> 00:56:10,029 into your front door lock, 1241 00:56:10,100 --> 00:56:13,399 then tapped it with a chisel to shatter the cylinder. 1242 00:56:13,471 --> 00:56:15,063 No, I wasn't aware of that at all. 1243 00:56:15,139 --> 00:56:16,861 Narrator: I am Jack's cold sweat. 1244 00:56:16,996 --> 00:56:19,123 Does this sound strange to you? 1245 00:56:19,198 --> 00:56:21,098 Uh, yes, sir. Strange. Very strange. 1246 00:56:21,167 --> 00:56:22,099 The dynamite-- 1247 00:56:22,168 --> 00:56:23,100 Dynamite? 1248 00:56:23,170 --> 00:56:24,228 left a residue 1249 00:56:24,305 --> 00:56:27,433 of ammonium oxylate potassium chloride. 1250 00:56:27,509 --> 00:56:29,477 Do you know what this means? 1251 00:56:29,544 --> 00:56:31,011 No. What does it mean? 1252 00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:32,980 It means it was homemade. 1253 00:56:34,218 --> 00:56:35,708 I'm sorry. This is just coming 1254 00:56:35,786 --> 00:56:37,344 as quite a shock to me, sir. 1255 00:56:37,421 --> 00:56:39,389 See, whoever set this homemade dynamite 1256 00:56:39,457 --> 00:56:41,015 could've blown out your pilot light 1257 00:56:41,093 --> 00:56:42,958 days before the actual explosion. 1258 00:56:43,029 --> 00:56:44,860 The gas was just the detonator. 1259 00:56:44,932 --> 00:56:46,331 Who would go and do such a thing? 1260 00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:47,662 I'll ask the questions. 1261 00:56:47,734 --> 00:56:49,998 Tell him. Tell him the liberator 1262 00:56:50,071 --> 00:56:52,801 who destroyed my property has realigned my perception. 1263 00:56:52,875 --> 00:56:54,536 Detective: Excuse me. Are you there? 1264 00:56:54,610 --> 00:56:56,544 No, I am listening. It's a little hard to know 1265 00:56:56,613 --> 00:56:57,978 what to make of all this. 1266 00:56:58,048 --> 00:57:00,175 Have you recently made enemies with anyone 1267 00:57:00,251 --> 00:57:02,549 who might have access to homemade dynamite? 1268 00:57:02,620 --> 00:57:03,712 -Enemies? -Reject the basic 1269 00:57:03,789 --> 00:57:05,222 assumption of civilization, 1270 00:57:05,290 --> 00:57:07,087 especially the importance of material possessions. 1271 00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:08,593 Detective: Son, this is serious. 1272 00:57:08,661 --> 00:57:10,026 Yes, I know it's serious. 1273 00:57:10,096 --> 00:57:11,028 I mean that. 1274 00:57:11,098 --> 00:57:12,690 Yes, it's very serious. 1275 00:57:12,766 --> 00:57:15,701 Look, nobody takes this more seriously than me. 1276 00:57:15,770 --> 00:57:18,068 That condo was my life. 1277 00:57:18,140 --> 00:57:22,100 OK? I loved every stick of furniture in that place. 1278 00:57:22,179 --> 00:57:24,079 That was not just a bunch of stuff 1279 00:57:24,147 --> 00:57:25,239 that got destroyed. 1280 00:57:25,316 --> 00:57:26,340 It was me! 1281 00:57:26,417 --> 00:57:27,850 Narrator: I'd like to thank the Academy. 1282 00:57:27,919 --> 00:57:29,580 Is this not a good time for you? 1283 00:57:29,655 --> 00:57:31,418 just tell him you fuckin' did it. 1284 00:57:31,490 --> 00:57:32,422 Shhh! 1285 00:57:32,492 --> 00:57:34,016 Tell him you blew it all up. 1286 00:57:34,094 --> 00:57:36,654 That's what he wants to hear. 1287 00:57:36,731 --> 00:57:37,993 Are you still there? 1288 00:57:38,065 --> 00:57:40,659 Wait. Are you saying that I'm a suspect? 1289 00:57:40,736 --> 00:57:43,330 No, no. I may need to talk to you a little further, 1290 00:57:43,406 --> 00:57:45,340 so how about you just lettin' me know if you're gonna leave town? 1291 00:57:45,408 --> 00:57:46,500 OK? 1292 00:57:46,577 --> 00:57:47,669 OK. 1293 00:57:51,249 --> 00:57:52,443 Narrator: Except for their humping, 1294 00:57:52,517 --> 00:57:55,281 Tyler and Marla were never in the same room. 1295 00:57:55,354 --> 00:57:58,380 My parents pulled this exact same act for years. 1296 00:57:58,458 --> 00:58:02,293 The condom is the glass slipper of our generation. 1297 00:58:02,363 --> 00:58:05,298 You slip one on when you meet a stranger. 1298 00:58:05,367 --> 00:58:07,767 You... dance all night. 1299 00:58:07,836 --> 00:58:09,997 Then you throw it away. 1300 00:58:10,073 --> 00:58:12,473 The condom, I mean. Not the stranger. 1301 00:58:13,878 --> 00:58:15,345 What? 1302 00:58:15,413 --> 00:58:16,437 [Chuckles] 1303 00:58:20,219 --> 00:58:23,017 I got this dress at a thrift store for $1 .00. 1304 00:58:23,090 --> 00:58:24,990 It was worth every penny. 1305 00:58:25,059 --> 00:58:26,959 It's a bridesmaid's dress. 1306 00:58:28,997 --> 00:58:31,488 Someone loved it... intensely 1307 00:58:31,567 --> 00:58:34,001 for one day... 1308 00:58:34,071 --> 00:58:35,538 then tossed it. 1309 00:58:37,642 --> 00:58:39,837 Like a Christmas tree... 1310 00:58:39,911 --> 00:58:41,401 so special... 1311 00:58:42,648 --> 00:58:45,208 then... bam... 1312 00:58:45,285 --> 00:58:47,845 it's on the side of the road... 1313 00:58:47,921 --> 00:58:50,185 tinsel still clinging to it... 1314 00:58:52,094 --> 00:58:54,995 like a sex crime victim... 1315 00:58:55,063 --> 00:58:57,588 underwear inside out... 1316 00:58:57,667 --> 00:58:59,498 bound with electrical tape. 1317 00:58:59,570 --> 00:59:00,832 Well, then it suits you. 1318 00:59:02,072 --> 00:59:03,903 You can borrow it sometime. 1319 00:59:09,048 --> 00:59:11,312 [Marla Clumps Up The Stairs] 1320 00:59:11,384 --> 00:59:12,646 Get rid of her. 1321 00:59:13,888 --> 00:59:15,150 Why can't you get rid of her? 1322 00:59:15,223 --> 00:59:16,383 Don't mention me. 1323 00:59:16,457 --> 00:59:17,981 Narrator: I'm 6 years old again, 1324 00:59:18,060 --> 00:59:20,290 passing messages between parents. 1325 00:59:24,234 --> 00:59:25,826 I really think it's time you got out of here. 1326 00:59:25,903 --> 00:59:27,131 Don't worry. I'm leaving. 1327 00:59:27,204 --> 00:59:28,136 Not that we don't love your little visits. 1328 00:59:28,206 --> 00:59:29,605 You are such a nut case. 1329 00:59:29,674 --> 00:59:31,198 I can't even begin to keep up. 1330 00:59:33,212 --> 00:59:36,010 Gotta get off 1331 00:59:36,083 --> 00:59:37,175 Thanks. Bye. 1332 00:59:37,251 --> 00:59:43,088 Gotta get off this merry-go-round 1333 00:59:44,260 --> 00:59:48,129 [Continues Singing, Indistinctly] 1334 00:59:48,198 --> 00:59:50,257 Gotta get on where 1335 00:59:50,334 --> 00:59:52,359 [Chuckling] 1336 00:59:52,436 --> 00:59:53,835 You kids. 1337 00:59:53,906 --> 00:59:57,137 Wh... Why do you still waste time with her? 1338 00:59:59,445 --> 01:00:00,935 I'll say this about Marla-- 1339 01:00:01,015 --> 01:00:03,142 at least she's tryin' to hit bottom. 1340 01:00:03,217 --> 01:00:04,548 What, and I'm not? 1341 01:00:04,619 --> 01:00:05,711 Stickin' feathers up your butt 1342 01:00:05,787 --> 01:00:06,811 does not make you a chicken. 1343 01:00:08,291 --> 01:00:09,622 What are we doin' tonight? 1344 01:00:09,692 --> 01:00:11,387 -Tonight? -Yeah. 1345 01:00:11,460 --> 01:00:13,451 We make soap. 1346 01:00:13,530 --> 01:00:14,622 Really. 1347 01:00:14,698 --> 01:00:15,756 To make soap, first we render fat. 1348 01:00:36,251 --> 01:00:38,116 The salt balance has to be just right, 1349 01:00:38,187 --> 01:00:40,883 so the best fat for making soap comes from humans. 1350 01:00:42,026 --> 01:00:43,220 Wait. What is this place? 1351 01:00:43,294 --> 01:00:44,761 A liposuction clinic. 1352 01:00:53,106 --> 01:00:54,164 Aha! Pay dirt. 1353 01:00:55,275 --> 01:00:58,403 The richest, creamiest fat in the world. 1354 01:00:58,479 --> 01:00:59,878 Fat of the land. 1355 01:01:07,325 --> 01:01:08,257 Come on. 1356 01:01:12,831 --> 01:01:14,355 Oh, God! Oh! 1357 01:01:14,434 --> 01:01:16,061 Get another one. Unhh! 1358 01:01:22,644 --> 01:01:24,737 As the fat renders, the tallows float to the surface. 1359 01:01:24,814 --> 01:01:26,577 Like in Boy Scouts. 1360 01:01:26,649 --> 01:01:29,049 I can imagine you as a Boy Scout. 1361 01:01:29,119 --> 01:01:30,108 Keep stirrin'. 1362 01:01:33,091 --> 01:01:34,388 Once the tallow hardens, 1363 01:01:34,459 --> 01:01:36,654 we skim off a layer of glycerin. 1364 01:01:36,729 --> 01:01:39,061 If you were to add nitric acid, you got nitroglycerin. 1365 01:01:39,132 --> 01:01:40,394 If you were then to add sodium nitrate 1366 01:01:40,467 --> 01:01:43,095 and a dash of sawdust, you got dynamite. 1367 01:01:43,170 --> 01:01:44,967 Yeah, with enough soap, 1368 01:01:45,039 --> 01:01:47,337 we could blow up just about anything. 1369 01:01:47,409 --> 01:01:49,343 Narrator: Tyler was full of useful information. 1370 01:01:49,411 --> 01:01:51,811 Now, ancient peoples found that clothes got cleaner 1371 01:01:51,881 --> 01:01:53,678 when they washed them at a certain point in the river. 1372 01:01:53,751 --> 01:01:55,309 -You know why? -No. 1373 01:01:58,990 --> 01:02:00,548 Human sacrifices were once made 1374 01:02:00,625 --> 01:02:01,990 on the hills above this river. 1375 01:02:02,061 --> 01:02:04,222 Bodies burned. Water seeped into the wood and ashes 1376 01:02:04,296 --> 01:02:05,957 to create lye. 1377 01:02:06,032 --> 01:02:08,330 This is lye, the crucial ingredient. 1378 01:02:08,403 --> 01:02:10,132 Once it mixed with the melted fat of bodies, 1379 01:02:10,204 --> 01:02:11,671 a thick, white, soapy discharge 1380 01:02:11,740 --> 01:02:14,140 crept into the river. May I see your hand, please? 1381 01:02:20,217 --> 01:02:21,149 [Loud Kiss] 1382 01:02:22,286 --> 01:02:23,480 What is this? 1383 01:02:23,555 --> 01:02:24,988 This... is chemical burn. 1384 01:02:25,056 --> 01:02:26,148 Uh--Aah! Aah! 1385 01:02:26,225 --> 01:02:28,090 It'll hurt more than you've ever been burned, 1386 01:02:28,161 --> 01:02:29,719 and you will have a scar. 1387 01:02:29,796 --> 01:02:33,197 Narrator: If meditation worked for cancer, it could work for this. 1388 01:02:33,267 --> 01:02:35,030 Stay with the pain. Don't shove to center. 1389 01:02:35,103 --> 01:02:36,730 No, no! Oh, God! 1390 01:02:36,805 --> 01:02:38,204 Look at your hand. 1391 01:02:38,274 --> 01:02:39,639 The first soap was made from the ashes of heroes, 1392 01:02:39,708 --> 01:02:41,266 like the first monkey shot into space. 1393 01:02:41,344 --> 01:02:43,005 Without pain, without sacrifice, 1394 01:02:43,079 --> 01:02:44,376 we would have nothin'. 1395 01:02:44,449 --> 01:02:47,384 I tried not to think of the the words "sear" or "flesh." 1396 01:02:47,452 --> 01:02:48,976 Stop it! This is your pain. 1397 01:02:49,054 --> 01:02:50,612 This is your burning hand. It's right here. 1398 01:02:50,689 --> 01:02:51,747 I'm going to my cave. 1399 01:02:51,825 --> 01:02:53,383 I'm going to my cave and find my power animal. 1400 01:02:53,460 --> 01:02:56,520 No! Don't deal with it the way those dead people do! 1401 01:02:56,597 --> 01:02:57,529 Come on! 1402 01:02:57,598 --> 01:02:58,758 I get the point! OK! Please! 1403 01:02:58,833 --> 01:03:00,425 No. What you're feeling is premature enlightenment. 1404 01:03:05,107 --> 01:03:06,972 This is the greatest moment of your life, man, 1405 01:03:07,044 --> 01:03:10,070 and you're off somewhere-- 1406 01:03:10,148 --> 01:03:11,615 Shut up. 1407 01:03:11,683 --> 01:03:13,150 Our fathers were our models for God. 1408 01:03:13,218 --> 01:03:14,480 If our fathers bailed, 1409 01:03:14,553 --> 01:03:16,350 what does that tell you about God? 1410 01:03:16,422 --> 01:03:17,354 No, no. 1411 01:03:17,424 --> 01:03:19,119 Listen to me. 1412 01:03:19,192 --> 01:03:21,126 You have to consider the possibility 1413 01:03:21,195 --> 01:03:23,254 that God does not like you, 1414 01:03:23,331 --> 01:03:24,389 He never wanted you. 1415 01:03:24,466 --> 01:03:26,832 In all probability, He hates you. 1416 01:03:26,902 --> 01:03:28,733 This is not the worst thing that can happen. 1417 01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:30,500 We don't need Him. 1418 01:03:30,573 --> 01:03:31,597 We don't! I agree! 1419 01:03:31,675 --> 01:03:33,472 Fuck damnation, man. Fuck redemption. 1420 01:03:33,544 --> 01:03:34,977 We are God's unwanted children? 1421 01:03:35,045 --> 01:03:36,137 So be it! 1422 01:03:36,214 --> 01:03:37,511 [Shouting Incomprehensibly] 1423 01:03:37,582 --> 01:03:39,413 Listen! You can run water over your hand 1424 01:03:39,485 --> 01:03:41,783 to make it worse, or-- look at me-- 1425 01:03:41,854 --> 01:03:44,118 or you can use vinegar to neutralize the burn. 1426 01:03:44,191 --> 01:03:45,419 Please let me have some! Please! 1427 01:03:45,492 --> 01:03:47,119 First you have to give up. 1428 01:03:47,195 --> 01:03:50,494 First you have to know, not fear, 1429 01:03:50,566 --> 01:03:53,467 know that someday you're gonna die. 1430 01:03:53,537 --> 01:03:55,300 You don't know how this feels! 1431 01:03:55,372 --> 01:03:56,304 [Sobbing] 1432 01:04:00,679 --> 01:04:01,839 It's only after we've lost everything 1433 01:04:01,914 --> 01:04:03,939 that we're free to do anything. 1434 01:04:05,919 --> 01:04:06,851 OK. 1435 01:04:22,139 --> 01:04:23,401 Congratulations. 1436 01:04:23,474 --> 01:04:26,341 You're one step closer to hitting bottom. 1437 01:04:28,814 --> 01:04:30,941 Narrator: Tyler sold his soap to department stores 1438 01:04:31,017 --> 01:04:32,780 at $20 a bar. 1439 01:04:32,852 --> 01:04:34,217 God knows what they charged. 1440 01:04:34,288 --> 01:04:36,950 This is the best soap. 1441 01:04:37,025 --> 01:04:38,549 Why, thank you, Suzie. 1442 01:04:38,627 --> 01:04:40,117 Narrator: It was beautiful. 1443 01:04:40,195 --> 01:04:41,594 We were selling rich women 1444 01:04:41,664 --> 01:04:43,962 their own fat asses back to them. 1445 01:04:45,469 --> 01:04:47,096 He was wearing his yellow tie. 1446 01:04:47,171 --> 01:04:49,765 I didn't even wear a tie to work anymore. 1447 01:04:49,841 --> 01:04:51,433 "The first rule of Fight Club 1448 01:04:51,510 --> 01:04:53,205 is you don't talk about Fight Club"? 1449 01:04:53,279 --> 01:04:54,940 Narrator: I'm half asleep again. 1450 01:04:55,014 --> 01:04:56,845 I must've left the original in the copy machine. 1451 01:04:56,917 --> 01:04:59,408 "The second rule of Fight Club--" Is this yours? 1452 01:04:59,487 --> 01:05:01,216 Huh? 1453 01:05:01,289 --> 01:05:02,779 Pretend you're me. 1454 01:05:02,858 --> 01:05:04,621 Make a managerial decision. 1455 01:05:04,693 --> 01:05:07,321 You find this. What would you do? 1456 01:05:12,036 --> 01:05:13,970 Well, I gotta tell ya... 1457 01:05:14,039 --> 01:05:17,566 I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that. 1458 01:05:17,644 --> 01:05:19,339 Because the person who wrote that... 1459 01:05:19,412 --> 01:05:21,141 is dangerous. 1460 01:05:21,215 --> 01:05:24,116 And this buttoned-down, Oxford-cloth psycho 1461 01:05:24,185 --> 01:05:25,743 might just snap 1462 01:05:25,820 --> 01:05:28,414 and then stalk from office to office 1463 01:05:28,491 --> 01:05:32,189 with an Armilade AR-10 carbine gas-powered 1464 01:05:32,262 --> 01:05:33,820 semi-automatic weapon, 1465 01:05:33,897 --> 01:05:35,762 pumping round after round 1466 01:05:35,833 --> 01:05:37,733 into colleagues and coworkers. 1467 01:05:39,038 --> 01:05:42,439 This might be someone you've known for years... 1468 01:05:42,509 --> 01:05:45,876 someone very... very... close to you. 1469 01:05:45,945 --> 01:05:49,039 Narrator: Tyler's words coming out of my mouth. 1470 01:05:50,819 --> 01:05:52,582 And I used to be such a nice guy. 1471 01:05:52,654 --> 01:05:54,918 Maybe you shouldn't bring me every little piece of trash 1472 01:05:54,991 --> 01:05:56,618 you happen to pick up. 1473 01:05:56,693 --> 01:05:58,183 [Telephone Rings] 1474 01:05:59,430 --> 01:06:01,295 Liability. 1475 01:06:01,366 --> 01:06:03,061 My tit's gonna rot off. 1476 01:06:05,037 --> 01:06:06,561 Will you excuse me? I need to take this. 1477 01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:14,279 What're you talking about? 1478 01:06:14,348 --> 01:06:16,543 I need you to check and see if there's a lump in my breast. 1479 01:06:16,618 --> 01:06:18,245 Go to a hospital. 1480 01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:20,515 I can't afford to throw money away on a doctor. 1481 01:06:22,058 --> 01:06:23,787 I don't know about this, Marla. 1482 01:06:23,861 --> 01:06:25,556 Please? 1483 01:06:25,629 --> 01:06:27,358 Narrator: She didn't call Tyler. 1484 01:06:27,432 --> 01:06:29,593 I'm neutral in her book. 1485 01:06:31,838 --> 01:06:32,930 That's nice. 1486 01:06:33,005 --> 01:06:34,563 Taking food to Mrs... 1487 01:06:34,641 --> 01:06:36,006 Hannaburr, Mrs. Raines? 1488 01:06:36,076 --> 01:06:37,441 Who are they... exactly? 1489 01:06:37,512 --> 01:06:39,275 Tragically, they're dead. 1490 01:06:39,347 --> 01:06:41,144 I'm alive, and I'm in poverty. 1491 01:06:41,217 --> 01:06:42,149 You want any? 1492 01:06:42,218 --> 01:06:43,150 No. No. 1493 01:06:43,219 --> 01:06:44,516 I got one for you. 1494 01:06:44,588 --> 01:06:45,953 Thanks for the thought. 1495 01:06:47,859 --> 01:06:50,123 What happened to your hand? 1496 01:06:50,194 --> 01:06:51,354 Uh... nothin'. 1497 01:06:52,464 --> 01:06:53,396 Right there. 1498 01:06:53,465 --> 01:06:54,397 Uhh. 1499 01:06:55,702 --> 01:06:57,135 Feel anything? 1500 01:06:57,203 --> 01:06:58,135 No. 1501 01:06:58,204 --> 01:06:59,466 Well, make sure. 1502 01:07:01,375 --> 01:07:03,468 Ok, I'm-- I'm pretty sure. 1503 01:07:03,545 --> 01:07:04,603 You feel nothing. 1504 01:07:04,679 --> 01:07:06,704 No. Nothing. 1505 01:07:08,718 --> 01:07:10,652 Well, that's a relief. 1506 01:07:10,721 --> 01:07:11,983 Thank you. 1507 01:07:12,055 --> 01:07:13,989 Uh, um... no problem. 1508 01:07:14,058 --> 01:07:16,185 I wish I could return the favor. 1509 01:07:16,261 --> 01:07:18,354 There's not a lot of breast cancer in the men in my family. 1510 01:07:18,430 --> 01:07:19,863 Could check your prostate. 1511 01:07:19,932 --> 01:07:21,923 I think I'm OK. 1512 01:07:22,002 --> 01:07:23,936 Well, thanks, anyway. 1513 01:07:29,011 --> 01:07:30,239 Are we done? 1514 01:07:30,312 --> 01:07:33,679 Yeah, we're done. See you... around. 1515 01:07:50,805 --> 01:07:51,737 Cornelius? 1516 01:07:52,907 --> 01:07:53,839 Cornelius! 1517 01:07:55,311 --> 01:07:56,608 It's me... 1518 01:07:56,679 --> 01:07:58,044 Bob! 1519 01:07:58,115 --> 01:07:59,514 Hey... Bob. 1520 01:08:01,419 --> 01:08:03,080 Hey. Uhh! 1521 01:08:03,154 --> 01:08:04,348 We all thought you were dead. 1522 01:08:04,423 --> 01:08:06,584 No, no. Still here. [Chuckles] 1523 01:08:06,658 --> 01:08:08,592 How are you, Bob? 1524 01:08:08,661 --> 01:08:10,492 Better than I've ever been in my whole life. 1525 01:08:10,563 --> 01:08:13,259 Really. You still remaining men together? 1526 01:08:13,334 --> 01:08:15,427 No, no. I got somethin' so much better now. 1527 01:08:15,504 --> 01:08:16,994 Really. What is it? 1528 01:08:18,473 --> 01:08:20,202 Well... 1529 01:08:20,276 --> 01:08:22,369 first rule is... 1530 01:08:22,446 --> 01:08:24,277 I'm not supposed to talk about it. 1531 01:08:25,415 --> 01:08:26,780 And the second rule is, 1532 01:08:26,851 --> 01:08:28,580 I'm not supposed to talk about it. 1533 01:08:28,653 --> 01:08:30,245 And the third rule is... 1534 01:08:30,322 --> 01:08:32,722 Bob. Bob. I'm a member. 1535 01:08:32,791 --> 01:08:35,316 Look at my face, Bob. 1536 01:08:35,395 --> 01:08:37,386 [Laughing] 1537 01:08:37,465 --> 01:08:39,626 That's fuckin'-- That's fuckin' great. 1538 01:08:39,700 --> 01:08:41,634 I've... I've never seen you there. 1539 01:08:41,703 --> 01:08:43,432 I go Tuesdays and Thursdays. 1540 01:08:43,505 --> 01:08:45,473 I go Saturday. 1541 01:08:45,542 --> 01:08:46,804 Congratulations. 1542 01:08:47,945 --> 01:08:49,970 Yeah. Hey, to both of us, right? 1543 01:08:50,047 --> 01:08:51,776 Have you heard about the guy that invented this thing? 1544 01:08:51,850 --> 01:08:53,477 Well, uh, yeah, actually. I-- 1545 01:08:53,552 --> 01:08:55,747 I hear all kinds of things. 1546 01:08:55,821 --> 01:09:00,088 Supposedly... he was born in a mental institution. 1547 01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:03,755 And he sleeps only one hour a night. 1548 01:09:03,831 --> 01:09:05,162 He's a great man. 1549 01:09:05,233 --> 01:09:06,165 Oh... 1550 01:09:06,235 --> 01:09:08,499 Do you know about Tyler Durden? 1551 01:09:11,007 --> 01:09:13,134 [Spectators Shouting And Hollering] 1552 01:09:17,549 --> 01:09:19,073 Ha ha ha! 1553 01:09:24,124 --> 01:09:25,648 Take him down! 1554 01:09:25,726 --> 01:09:27,353 Take him down! 1555 01:09:27,428 --> 01:09:28,793 Take him down! 1556 01:09:33,970 --> 01:09:36,234 I didn't hurt you, did I? 1557 01:09:36,306 --> 01:09:38,900 Actually, you did. 1558 01:09:38,977 --> 01:09:40,569 Thank you for this. 1559 01:09:40,645 --> 01:09:42,772 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1560 01:09:42,848 --> 01:09:43,780 Narrator: Fight Club. 1561 01:09:43,849 --> 01:09:45,749 Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. 1562 01:09:45,819 --> 01:09:47,411 This was mine and Tyler's gift... 1563 01:09:47,554 --> 01:09:49,681 our gift to the world. 1564 01:09:49,757 --> 01:09:51,588 Look around. Look around. 1565 01:09:51,659 --> 01:09:53,559 I see a lot of new faces. 1566 01:09:53,629 --> 01:09:54,561 -Ha ha! -Ha ha! 1567 01:09:54,630 --> 01:09:55,619 Shut up! 1568 01:09:56,933 --> 01:09:58,764 Which means a lot of you 1569 01:09:58,835 --> 01:10:01,736 have been breaking the first 2 rules of Fight Club. 1570 01:10:10,016 --> 01:10:11,278 Man, I see in Fight Club 1571 01:10:11,351 --> 01:10:14,218 the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. 1572 01:10:14,288 --> 01:10:16,779 I see all this potential. 1573 01:10:16,858 --> 01:10:18,155 And I see squandering. 1574 01:10:19,528 --> 01:10:20,620 God damn it. 1575 01:10:20,696 --> 01:10:23,631 An entire generation pumping gas... 1576 01:10:23,700 --> 01:10:25,190 waiting tables... 1577 01:10:25,268 --> 01:10:27,202 slaves with white collars. 1578 01:10:30,042 --> 01:10:33,102 Advertising has its taste in cars and clothes... 1579 01:10:33,179 --> 01:10:36,410 working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. 1580 01:10:40,220 --> 01:10:42,814 We're the middle children of history, man. 1581 01:10:42,891 --> 01:10:45,325 No purpose or place. 1582 01:10:45,394 --> 01:10:48,830 We have no Great War... no Great Depression. 1583 01:10:51,402 --> 01:10:54,166 Our Great War's a spiritual war. 1584 01:10:54,238 --> 01:10:57,469 Our Great Depression is our lives. 1585 01:11:01,414 --> 01:11:02,847 We've all been raised on television 1586 01:11:02,917 --> 01:11:04,851 to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires 1587 01:11:04,919 --> 01:11:07,387 and movie gods and rock stars. 1588 01:11:07,456 --> 01:11:09,185 But we won't. 1589 01:11:09,257 --> 01:11:11,157 We're slowly learning that fact. 1590 01:11:12,495 --> 01:11:15,123 And we're very, very pissed off. 1591 01:11:15,199 --> 01:11:16,131 -Yeah! -Yeah! 1592 01:11:16,200 --> 01:11:18,065 [The Men Murmur] 1593 01:11:20,138 --> 01:11:23,505 First rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about-- 1594 01:11:23,576 --> 01:11:24,975 [Loud Banging] 1595 01:11:29,016 --> 01:11:30,244 Who are you? 1596 01:11:31,387 --> 01:11:32,615 Who am I? 1597 01:11:32,688 --> 01:11:33,746 Yeah. 1598 01:11:35,258 --> 01:11:36,282 There's a sign in the front 1599 01:11:36,359 --> 01:11:37,417 that says "Lou's Tavern." 1600 01:11:38,562 --> 01:11:40,757 I'm fuckin' Lou. 1601 01:11:40,831 --> 01:11:42,458 Who the fuck are you? 1602 01:11:42,534 --> 01:11:44,525 Tyler Durden. 1603 01:11:47,907 --> 01:11:50,535 Who told you motherfuckers that you could use my place? 1604 01:11:50,611 --> 01:11:52,579 We have a deal worked out with Irvin. 1605 01:11:52,646 --> 01:11:53,670 Irvin? 1606 01:11:53,748 --> 01:11:56,273 Irvin's at home with a broken collarbone. 1607 01:11:56,351 --> 01:11:57,978 He don't own this place. 1608 01:11:58,053 --> 01:11:58,985 I do. 1609 01:12:01,091 --> 01:12:03,082 How much money is he gettin' for this? 1610 01:12:03,160 --> 01:12:04,422 There is no money. 1611 01:12:04,495 --> 01:12:07,089 -Really. Ain't that somethin'? -Free to all. 1612 01:12:07,165 --> 01:12:09,030 It is, actually. 1613 01:12:09,101 --> 01:12:11,569 Look, stupid fuck... 1614 01:12:11,638 --> 01:12:13,128 I want everybody outta here right now. 1615 01:12:13,206 --> 01:12:16,437 Hey. You should join our club. 1616 01:12:17,778 --> 01:12:19,211 Did you hear what I just said? 1617 01:12:19,281 --> 01:12:21,044 You and your friend. 1618 01:12:21,116 --> 01:12:22,913 Oomp! 1619 01:12:22,985 --> 01:12:24,043 Uhh! 1620 01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:26,020 You hear me now? ! 1621 01:12:27,558 --> 01:12:29,719 No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou. 1622 01:12:29,794 --> 01:12:30,852 Ooh! 1623 01:12:30,929 --> 01:12:31,861 Pfft! 1624 01:12:33,599 --> 01:12:34,531 Ohhh... 1625 01:12:36,101 --> 01:12:37,864 Still not gettin' it. 1626 01:12:39,072 --> 01:12:40,733 Aah! OK, OK, OK. I got it. 1627 01:12:40,808 --> 01:12:43,242 I got it. I got it. Shit, I lost it. 1628 01:12:43,311 --> 01:12:44,903 Ooh! 1629 01:12:44,980 --> 01:12:46,106 Back! All of you! 1630 01:12:47,182 --> 01:12:48,114 [Gun Cocks] 1631 01:12:48,184 --> 01:12:49,242 Everybody back. 1632 01:12:51,489 --> 01:12:53,354 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 1633 01:12:55,293 --> 01:12:57,523 Ha ha ha ha ha! 1634 01:12:57,596 --> 01:12:59,621 Aw, Lou... 1635 01:12:59,699 --> 01:13:01,690 Come on, man. 1636 01:13:01,767 --> 01:13:03,291 We really like this place. 1637 01:13:04,738 --> 01:13:06,171 Ohh! 1638 01:13:06,241 --> 01:13:11,145 [Tyler Half Sobs, Half Laughs Hysterically] 1639 01:13:11,213 --> 01:13:12,339 Ohhh... 1640 01:13:12,414 --> 01:13:15,406 -That's right, Lou, get it-- -Shut the fuck up! 1641 01:13:15,485 --> 01:13:17,248 Oh, yeah! 1642 01:13:17,321 --> 01:13:19,846 Yeah! Ha ha ha ha ha! 1643 01:13:19,924 --> 01:13:22,154 Ho ho ho ha ha ha! 1644 01:13:22,227 --> 01:13:23,489 Think that's fuckin' funny? ! 1645 01:13:23,562 --> 01:13:25,530 Ho ho, ho! Ha ha ha ha! 1646 01:13:25,598 --> 01:13:28,590 Ha ha ha ha-- Ohh! Ho ho ho! 1647 01:13:33,241 --> 01:13:35,106 Fuckin' guys are loony, I'm tellin' ya. 1648 01:13:37,346 --> 01:13:39,337 Unbelievable. Aah! 1649 01:13:42,053 --> 01:13:43,179 [Choking] 1650 01:13:43,254 --> 01:13:44,448 You don't know where I've been, Lou. 1651 01:13:44,522 --> 01:13:46,217 -Oh, my God! -Ha ha ha! 1652 01:13:46,292 --> 01:13:49,159 You don't know where I've been! Ha ha! 1653 01:13:49,229 --> 01:13:51,527 Ha ha ha ha ha! 1654 01:13:51,598 --> 01:13:53,828 Lou! Please let us keep it, Lou! 1655 01:13:53,901 --> 01:13:55,368 Please, Lou! 1656 01:13:55,436 --> 01:13:57,904 Fuckin' use the basement! Christ! 1657 01:13:57,973 --> 01:14:00,874 I want your word, Lou! I want your word! 1658 01:14:00,944 --> 01:14:02,878 On my mother's honor. 1659 01:14:04,615 --> 01:14:05,547 Uhh! 1660 01:14:07,284 --> 01:14:09,081 Lou! 1661 01:14:09,154 --> 01:14:10,781 Aaahhh! 1662 01:14:12,091 --> 01:14:13,183 Thanks, Lou. 1663 01:14:15,495 --> 01:14:17,190 You, too, big guy. 1664 01:14:21,569 --> 01:14:23,093 See you next week. 1665 01:14:39,359 --> 01:14:41,691 This week... each one of you... 1666 01:14:41,762 --> 01:14:43,855 has a homework assignment. 1667 01:14:43,932 --> 01:14:45,194 You're gonna go out. 1668 01:14:45,266 --> 01:14:47,666 You're gonna start a fight with a total stranger. 1669 01:14:51,108 --> 01:14:52,632 You're gonna start a fight. 1670 01:14:53,777 --> 01:14:55,210 And you're gonna lose. 1671 01:14:58,283 --> 01:14:59,944 Excellent choice, sir. 1672 01:15:01,955 --> 01:15:03,650 Hey! Watch out, jackass! 1673 01:15:03,723 --> 01:15:04,815 Come on! 1674 01:15:04,891 --> 01:15:07,485 Narrator: Now, this is not as easy as it sounds. 1675 01:15:09,370 --> 01:15:11,201 I'm thinkin' you really--What? ! 1676 01:15:11,272 --> 01:15:12,705 Son of a bitch! 1677 01:15:12,774 --> 01:15:15,675 Narrator: Most people... normal people... 1678 01:15:15,744 --> 01:15:17,803 do just about anything to avoid a fight. 1679 01:15:19,382 --> 01:15:21,646 Excuse me. You sprayed me with your hose. 1680 01:15:21,718 --> 01:15:22,912 Like that? 1681 01:15:22,986 --> 01:15:24,351 That's not necessary. 1682 01:15:24,422 --> 01:15:26,287 Dave! Go call 911! 1683 01:15:28,060 --> 01:15:28,992 Aaaahhh! 1684 01:15:30,997 --> 01:15:32,259 Stop it! 1685 01:15:32,332 --> 01:15:33,264 Stop it! 1686 01:15:35,903 --> 01:15:36,835 Sorry. 1687 01:15:36,904 --> 01:15:38,769 What did-- Come here! 1688 01:15:38,840 --> 01:15:41,001 Leave me alone! You crazy? 1689 01:15:41,076 --> 01:15:42,043 Uhh! 1690 01:15:43,346 --> 01:15:44,438 Unhh! Uhh! 1691 01:15:45,649 --> 01:15:46,581 Bastard! 1692 01:15:52,357 --> 01:15:53,824 We need to talk. 1693 01:15:56,530 --> 01:15:57,462 OK. 1694 01:15:57,531 --> 01:15:58,463 [Door Closes] 1695 01:16:00,034 --> 01:16:01,296 Where to begin? 1696 01:16:01,369 --> 01:16:03,803 With your constant absenteeism? 1697 01:16:03,872 --> 01:16:06,966 With your unpresentable appearance? 1698 01:16:07,042 --> 01:16:08,407 You're up for review. 1699 01:16:08,478 --> 01:16:11,709 I am Jack's... complete lack of surprise. 1700 01:16:11,782 --> 01:16:12,714 What? 1701 01:16:12,783 --> 01:16:13,750 Let's pretend. 1702 01:16:13,818 --> 01:16:15,649 You're the Department of Transportation. 1703 01:16:15,721 --> 01:16:16,688 OK? 1704 01:16:16,755 --> 01:16:20,419 Someone informs you that this company 1705 01:16:20,493 --> 01:16:22,484 installs front seat mounting brackets 1706 01:16:22,563 --> 01:16:24,588 that never pass collision tests... 1707 01:16:24,665 --> 01:16:28,101 brake linings that fail after a thousand miles, 1708 01:16:28,169 --> 01:16:30,330 and fuel injectors that explode 1709 01:16:30,406 --> 01:16:32,169 and burn people alive. 1710 01:16:33,477 --> 01:16:34,569 What then? 1711 01:16:34,644 --> 01:16:36,942 Are you threatening me? 1712 01:16:37,014 --> 01:16:37,981 No... 1713 01:16:38,049 --> 01:16:39,812 Get the fuck outta here. You're fired. 1714 01:16:39,885 --> 01:16:41,580 I have a better solution. 1715 01:16:41,653 --> 01:16:45,145 You keep me on the payroll as an outside consultant. 1716 01:16:45,225 --> 01:16:46,954 And in exchange for my salary, 1717 01:16:47,026 --> 01:16:48,823 my job will be never to tell people 1718 01:16:48,896 --> 01:16:51,126 these things that I know. 1719 01:16:51,199 --> 01:16:53,190 I don't even have to come into the office. 1720 01:16:53,268 --> 01:16:54,735 I can do this job from home. 1721 01:16:56,539 --> 01:16:58,473 Who--Who the fuck do you think you are, 1722 01:16:58,542 --> 01:17:01,272 you crazy little shit? 1723 01:17:05,451 --> 01:17:06,918 Security? 1724 01:17:06,986 --> 01:17:08,977 Narrator: I am jack's smirking revenge. 1725 01:17:09,055 --> 01:17:10,249 Ohh! 1726 01:17:15,062 --> 01:17:16,188 Ohh! 1727 01:17:16,265 --> 01:17:17,596 Ahh... ahh... 1728 01:17:17,666 --> 01:17:20,032 What the hell are you doing? 1729 01:17:28,280 --> 01:17:30,510 Ohh... that hurt. 1730 01:17:32,819 --> 01:17:35,481 Why would you do that? 1731 01:17:35,556 --> 01:17:36,818 Oh, my God. 1732 01:17:36,890 --> 01:17:38,551 No! Please stop! 1733 01:17:38,626 --> 01:17:41,220 [Making Strangulation Sounds] 1734 01:17:41,296 --> 01:17:43,696 Uhh! Uh... uhh! 1735 01:17:48,705 --> 01:17:49,967 What are you doing? 1736 01:17:51,108 --> 01:17:53,167 Oh, God, no! Please! No! 1737 01:17:53,245 --> 01:17:55,907 Narrator: For some reason, I thought of my first fight 1738 01:17:55,981 --> 01:17:57,346 with Tyler. 1739 01:17:57,417 --> 01:17:58,349 No! 1740 01:18:23,483 --> 01:18:25,713 Under and behind and inside, 1741 01:18:25,786 --> 01:18:27,981 everything this man took for granted... 1742 01:18:28,055 --> 01:18:30,421 something horrible had been growing. 1743 01:18:31,627 --> 01:18:32,719 Now, look. 1744 01:18:32,795 --> 01:18:35,127 Give me the paychecks like I asked, 1745 01:18:35,198 --> 01:18:37,530 and you won't ever see me again. 1746 01:18:37,601 --> 01:18:41,059 And right then, at our most excellent moment together... 1747 01:18:43,409 --> 01:18:45,536 Oh... thank God. 1748 01:18:45,611 --> 01:18:47,476 Please don't hit me again. Please... 1749 01:18:47,548 --> 01:18:49,709 Telephone, computer, fax machine, 1750 01:18:49,783 --> 01:18:54,016 52 weekly paychecks, and 48 airline flight coupons. 1751 01:18:54,088 --> 01:18:56,488 We now had corporate sponsorship. 1752 01:18:56,559 --> 01:18:58,789 This is how Tyler and I were able to have Fight Club 1753 01:18:58,862 --> 01:19:00,329 every night of the week. 1754 01:19:00,397 --> 01:19:02,991 [Crowd Cheering] 1755 01:19:03,067 --> 01:19:05,558 Now nobody was the center of Fight Club 1756 01:19:05,637 --> 01:19:07,628 except the 2 men fighting. 1757 01:19:07,706 --> 01:19:11,700 The leader walked through the crowd, out in the darkness. 1758 01:19:12,980 --> 01:19:15,847 Tyler was now involved in a class-action lawsuit 1759 01:19:15,916 --> 01:19:18,441 with the Pressman Hotel over the urine content of their soup. 1760 01:19:25,028 --> 01:19:27,292 I am Jack's wasted life. 1761 01:19:31,870 --> 01:19:34,896 Yeah! Yeah! Ha ha! Yeah! 1762 01:19:35,041 --> 01:19:36,372 There you are, sir. 1763 01:19:39,714 --> 01:19:42,308 Tyler dreamed up new homework assignments. 1764 01:19:42,384 --> 01:19:45,012 He handed them out in sealed envelopes. 1765 01:20:24,170 --> 01:20:25,762 Did you know there's a Fight Club 1766 01:20:25,839 --> 01:20:26,771 up in Delaware City? 1767 01:20:26,840 --> 01:20:27,772 Yeah, I heard. 1768 01:20:27,841 --> 01:20:28,865 [Car Alarm] 1769 01:20:28,943 --> 01:20:31,571 There's one in Penn's Grove, too. 1770 01:20:31,646 --> 01:20:33,876 Bob even found one up in Newcastle. 1771 01:20:33,949 --> 01:20:35,883 Yeah. Did you start that one? 1772 01:20:35,951 --> 01:20:37,384 No. I thought you did. 1773 01:20:37,454 --> 01:20:38,716 Nah. 1774 01:20:38,789 --> 01:20:39,721 Pff! . 1775 01:20:41,325 --> 01:20:42,792 [Car Alarm] 1776 01:21:28,686 --> 01:21:30,051 Stop for a second. 1777 01:21:30,121 --> 01:21:31,554 Hey, what are we doing? 1778 01:21:31,623 --> 01:21:32,555 Turn around. 1779 01:21:32,624 --> 01:21:34,057 What are we doing? 1780 01:21:34,126 --> 01:21:35,058 Homework assignment. 1781 01:21:35,128 --> 01:21:36,390 What kind of homework assignment? 1782 01:21:36,462 --> 01:21:37,724 Human sacrifice. 1783 01:21:37,798 --> 01:21:38,890 Hey, is that a gun? 1784 01:21:38,966 --> 01:21:40,399 Please. Please tell me that's not a gun. 1785 01:21:40,467 --> 01:21:41,399 It's a gun. 1786 01:21:41,469 --> 01:21:42,401 What are you doing? 1787 01:21:42,470 --> 01:21:43,402 Meet me in the back. 1788 01:21:43,471 --> 01:21:44,904 Hey, don't fuck around. 1789 01:21:44,973 --> 01:21:46,201 Meet me in the back. 1790 01:21:46,275 --> 01:21:48,402 Narrator: On a long enough time line, 1791 01:21:48,477 --> 01:21:50,843 the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. 1792 01:21:51,982 --> 01:21:53,950 What are you doing? Come on. 1793 01:21:54,018 --> 01:21:55,383 Hands behind your back. 1794 01:21:55,453 --> 01:21:56,385 God. 1795 01:21:56,455 --> 01:21:57,547 Give me your wallet. 1796 01:21:58,824 --> 01:22:00,155 Raymond K. Hessel, 1797 01:22:00,226 --> 01:22:03,218 1320 Southeast Banning, apartment A. 1798 01:22:03,297 --> 01:22:04,628 Small, cramped basement apartment, Raymond? 1799 01:22:04,698 --> 01:22:05,722 How did you know? 1800 01:22:05,800 --> 01:22:07,427 Because they give shitty basement apartments 1801 01:22:07,502 --> 01:22:09,436 letters instead of numbers. 1802 01:22:09,504 --> 01:22:10,937 Raymond... 1803 01:22:11,007 --> 01:22:12,440 you're going to die. 1804 01:22:12,508 --> 01:22:13,975 [Crying] Oh, my God, no... 1805 01:22:14,043 --> 01:22:15,237 Is that your mom and dad? 1806 01:22:15,312 --> 01:22:16,802 Mom and dad are going to have to call up 1807 01:22:16,880 --> 01:22:17,869 kindly Dr. So-And-So 1808 01:22:17,949 --> 01:22:19,348 to pick up your dental records. 1809 01:22:19,417 --> 01:22:20,611 You want to know why? 1810 01:22:20,685 --> 01:22:22,414 Because there's going to be nothing left of your face. 1811 01:22:22,488 --> 01:22:24,251 -Aw, come on. -[Crying] 1812 01:22:24,323 --> 01:22:26,757 An expired community college student I.D. 1813 01:22:26,827 --> 01:22:28,260 What'd you study, Raymond? 1814 01:22:28,328 --> 01:22:29,886 S-S-S-Stuff. 1815 01:22:29,964 --> 01:22:31,363 Stuff? 1816 01:22:31,432 --> 01:22:33,559 Were the midterms hard? 1817 01:22:33,635 --> 01:22:34,602 [Whimpering] 1818 01:22:34,670 --> 01:22:36,035 I asked you what you studied. 1819 01:22:36,105 --> 01:22:37,231 Biology, mostly. 1820 01:22:37,307 --> 01:22:38,433 Why? 1821 01:22:38,508 --> 01:22:40,408 I--I don't know. 1822 01:22:40,477 --> 01:22:43,878 What did you want to be, Raymond K. Hessel? 1823 01:22:43,949 --> 01:22:45,280 [Click] 1824 01:22:45,350 --> 01:22:47,477 The question, Raymond, 1825 01:22:47,553 --> 01:22:50,787 was what did you want to be? 1826 01:22:50,922 --> 01:22:52,753 Answer him, Raymond! Jesus! 1827 01:22:52,824 --> 01:22:54,223 Veterinarian! Veterinarian! 1828 01:22:54,293 --> 01:22:55,351 Animals. 1829 01:22:55,427 --> 01:22:57,361 Yeah, animal s-s-s-- 1830 01:22:57,429 --> 01:22:58,453 Stuff. Yeah, I got that. 1831 01:22:58,531 --> 01:22:59,589 That means you have to get more schooling. 1832 01:22:59,666 --> 01:23:01,099 Too much school. 1833 01:23:01,167 --> 01:23:02,532 Would you rather be dead? 1834 01:23:02,603 --> 01:23:03,535 No... 1835 01:23:03,604 --> 01:23:04,832 Would you rather die, here, 1836 01:23:04,905 --> 01:23:06,338 on your knees, 1837 01:23:06,408 --> 01:23:08,205 in the back of a convenience store? 1838 01:23:08,276 --> 01:23:09,834 [Whimpering] No... No, please... 1839 01:23:09,912 --> 01:23:11,174 no... 1840 01:23:11,247 --> 01:23:12,942 [Releases Hammer] 1841 01:23:14,451 --> 01:23:16,009 I'm keeping your license. 1842 01:23:17,288 --> 01:23:18,846 Gonna check in on you. 1843 01:23:18,923 --> 01:23:20,857 I know where you live. 1844 01:23:20,926 --> 01:23:23,861 If you're not on your way to becoming a veterinarian 1845 01:23:23,930 --> 01:23:25,557 in 6 weeks, you will be dead. 1846 01:23:25,632 --> 01:23:27,361 [Whimpering] 1847 01:23:27,435 --> 01:23:29,266 Now run on home. 1848 01:23:34,043 --> 01:23:36,341 Run, Forrest, run! 1849 01:23:37,982 --> 01:23:39,347 I feel ill. 1850 01:23:41,185 --> 01:23:42,618 Imagine how he feels. 1851 01:23:42,687 --> 01:23:44,621 Come on, this isn't funny! 1852 01:23:44,689 --> 01:23:46,122 That wasn't funny. 1853 01:23:46,192 --> 01:23:48,217 What the fuck was the point of that? 1854 01:23:48,294 --> 01:23:49,727 Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day 1855 01:23:49,796 --> 01:23:51,229 of Raymond K. Hessel's life. 1856 01:23:51,298 --> 01:23:52,731 His breakfast will taste better 1857 01:23:52,800 --> 01:23:55,701 than any meal you and I have ever tasted. 1858 01:23:57,239 --> 01:23:59,833 Narrator: You had to give it to him. 1859 01:23:59,910 --> 01:24:01,241 Come on. 1860 01:24:01,311 --> 01:24:02,278 He had a plan. 1861 01:24:02,345 --> 01:24:04,279 And it started to make sense 1862 01:24:04,348 --> 01:24:05,713 in a Tyler sort of way. 1863 01:24:05,783 --> 01:24:06,772 No fear. 1864 01:24:06,852 --> 01:24:08,786 No distractions. 1865 01:24:08,854 --> 01:24:12,221 The ability to let that which does not matter 1866 01:24:12,292 --> 01:24:14,260 truly slide. 1867 01:24:26,410 --> 01:24:28,037 You're not your job. 1868 01:24:30,281 --> 01:24:33,546 You're not how much money you have in the bank. 1869 01:24:35,287 --> 01:24:38,051 You're not the car you drive. 1870 01:24:38,124 --> 01:24:40,718 You're not the contents of your wallet. 1871 01:24:42,196 --> 01:24:44,221 You're not your fuckin' khakis. 1872 01:24:46,435 --> 01:24:49,871 You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. 1873 01:24:58,918 --> 01:25:01,853 I'll be out of your way in a sec. 1874 01:25:01,922 --> 01:25:03,389 You don't have to go. 1875 01:25:05,493 --> 01:25:06,585 Whatever. 1876 01:25:07,662 --> 01:25:10,597 No, I mean, uh... 1877 01:25:10,666 --> 01:25:11,894 It's OK. 1878 01:25:21,346 --> 01:25:24,213 Are you still going to groups? 1879 01:25:24,283 --> 01:25:25,375 Yeah. 1880 01:25:27,554 --> 01:25:29,385 Chloe's dead. 1881 01:25:29,456 --> 01:25:32,152 Ah, Chloe. 1882 01:25:32,227 --> 01:25:34,388 When did that happen? 1883 01:25:34,463 --> 01:25:36,863 Do you care? 1884 01:25:36,932 --> 01:25:38,229 I don't know. 1885 01:25:38,301 --> 01:25:40,496 I haven't thought about it in a while. 1886 01:25:40,570 --> 01:25:42,834 Yeah, well... 1887 01:25:42,907 --> 01:25:46,035 I think it was a smart move on her part. 1888 01:25:47,179 --> 01:25:48,510 Hey, listen, uh... 1889 01:25:48,581 --> 01:25:52,245 what are you getting out of all this? 1890 01:25:52,319 --> 01:25:53,479 What? 1891 01:25:54,722 --> 01:25:56,155 I mean, all this. 1892 01:25:56,224 --> 01:25:57,657 Why do you keep... 1893 01:25:57,726 --> 01:26:00,194 Is this making you happy? 1894 01:26:01,864 --> 01:26:03,889 Yeah, well, sometimes. 1895 01:26:05,335 --> 01:26:07,769 I don't know. I don't understand. 1896 01:26:07,839 --> 01:26:09,773 Why does a weaker person 1897 01:26:09,841 --> 01:26:12,275 need to latch on to a strong person? 1898 01:26:12,344 --> 01:26:13,606 What is that? 1899 01:26:13,679 --> 01:26:15,806 Well, what do you get out of it? 1900 01:26:17,752 --> 01:26:19,686 No--It's--It's not the same thing at all. 1901 01:26:19,754 --> 01:26:21,619 I mean, we're... It's totally different with us. 1902 01:26:21,690 --> 01:26:22,782 We're--We're-- 1903 01:26:22,858 --> 01:26:23,916 Us? 1904 01:26:23,992 --> 01:26:25,789 What do you mean by "us"? 1905 01:26:25,862 --> 01:26:27,591 I'm sorry, do you hear this? 1906 01:26:27,664 --> 01:26:28,688 Hear what? 1907 01:26:28,766 --> 01:26:30,734 You're not hearing all that noise? 1908 01:26:30,801 --> 01:26:31,733 just--Hold on a second. 1909 01:26:31,802 --> 01:26:32,962 No, wait. What were you saying? 1910 01:26:33,038 --> 01:26:34,699 Don't change the subject. I want to talk about this. 1911 01:26:34,773 --> 01:26:36,468 You're not talking about me, are you? 1912 01:26:36,542 --> 01:26:38,373 No. What? 1913 01:26:38,444 --> 01:26:40,241 That day you came over to my place to play doctor-- 1914 01:26:40,314 --> 01:26:41,906 what was going on there? 1915 01:26:41,982 --> 01:26:42,949 What are you talking about? 1916 01:26:43,017 --> 01:26:44,450 Nothing. Nothing. 1917 01:26:44,519 --> 01:26:45,577 I don't think so. 1918 01:26:45,653 --> 01:26:46,915 Come on, what do you want? 1919 01:26:46,989 --> 01:26:48,251 -Look at me. -No. What? 1920 01:26:48,324 --> 01:26:50,087 Look at me. 1921 01:26:50,159 --> 01:26:51,592 What is that? 1922 01:26:51,661 --> 01:26:53,253 It's nothing. Don't worry about it. 1923 01:26:53,330 --> 01:26:54,262 Oh, my God. 1924 01:26:54,332 --> 01:26:55,356 Who did this? 1925 01:26:55,433 --> 01:26:56,365 A person. 1926 01:26:56,434 --> 01:26:57,423 Guy or girl? 1927 01:26:57,503 --> 01:26:59,494 What do you care if it's a guy or a girl? 1928 01:26:59,571 --> 01:27:00,629 What do you care if I ask? 1929 01:27:00,706 --> 01:27:01,866 This is none of your business. Leave me alone. 1930 01:27:01,941 --> 01:27:02,873 You're afraid to say it. 1931 01:27:02,942 --> 01:27:03,874 I am not afraid to say. Let me go. 1932 01:27:03,943 --> 01:27:05,001 No! Talk to me. 1933 01:27:05,079 --> 01:27:06,273 -No! -Let go of me. Leave me alone. 1934 01:27:06,347 --> 01:27:07,837 This conversation... 1935 01:27:07,915 --> 01:27:09,041 This conversation... 1936 01:27:09,117 --> 01:27:10,914 is over. 1937 01:27:10,986 --> 01:27:12,419 is over. 1938 01:27:13,589 --> 01:27:15,955 I just can't win with you, can I? 1939 01:27:23,769 --> 01:27:26,704 Hey, this is getting a little old. 1940 01:27:26,773 --> 01:27:28,240 [Doorbell] 1941 01:27:28,308 --> 01:27:30,503 What is--What is all this? 1942 01:27:30,578 --> 01:27:32,011 What do you think? 1943 01:27:33,447 --> 01:27:36,507 Hey, why do we need bunk beds? 1944 01:27:36,585 --> 01:27:37,517 Hey. 1945 01:27:44,628 --> 01:27:46,186 Too young. 1946 01:27:46,264 --> 01:27:47,822 Sorry. 1947 01:27:47,899 --> 01:27:50,129 What's all that? 1948 01:27:50,203 --> 01:27:52,728 If the applicant is young, tell him he's too young. 1949 01:27:52,806 --> 01:27:54,273 Old, too old. Fat, too fat. 1950 01:27:54,341 --> 01:27:55,308 Applicant? 1951 01:27:55,375 --> 01:27:57,240 If the applicant then waits for 3 days 1952 01:27:57,312 --> 01:27:59,246 without food, shelter or encouragement, 1953 01:27:59,315 --> 01:28:01,749 he may then enter and begin his training. 1954 01:28:01,817 --> 01:28:03,375 Training for what? 1955 01:28:08,526 --> 01:28:10,460 You think this is a game? 1956 01:28:10,529 --> 01:28:12,463 You're too young to train here. 1957 01:28:12,531 --> 01:28:14,465 End of story. Quit wasting our time. 1958 01:28:14,534 --> 01:28:15,967 Get the fuck out of here. 1959 01:28:20,574 --> 01:28:21,973 Bad news, friend. 1960 01:28:23,144 --> 01:28:25,078 It's not gonna happen. 1961 01:28:25,147 --> 01:28:28,082 I'm sorry if there was a misunderstanding. 1962 01:28:28,150 --> 01:28:30,118 It's not the end of the world. 1963 01:28:30,187 --> 01:28:31,620 just go away. 1964 01:28:32,757 --> 01:28:34,588 Go. 1965 01:28:34,659 --> 01:28:36,251 You're trespassing, 1966 01:28:36,328 --> 01:28:38,262 and I will have to call the police. 1967 01:28:41,735 --> 01:28:43,532 Don't you look at me. 1968 01:28:43,604 --> 01:28:45,367 Do you think you're ever getting in this house? 1969 01:28:45,439 --> 01:28:46,872 You're never getting in this fucking house. 1970 01:28:46,942 --> 01:28:48,773 Never. Now get the fuck off the porch. 1971 01:28:48,844 --> 01:28:50,311 Get off the porch! 1972 01:28:50,380 --> 01:28:51,813 Narrator: Sooner or later, 1973 01:28:51,881 --> 01:28:53,940 we all became what Tyler wanted us to be. 1974 01:28:54,018 --> 01:28:56,816 I'm gonna go inside and I'm gonna get a shovel. 1975 01:29:03,863 --> 01:29:05,296 You got 2 black shirts? 1976 01:29:05,365 --> 01:29:06,297 Sir. 1977 01:29:06,366 --> 01:29:07,799 2 pair of black pants? 1978 01:29:07,868 --> 01:29:08,800 Yes, sir. 1979 01:29:08,870 --> 01:29:09,802 One pair of black boots? 1980 01:29:09,871 --> 01:29:10,803 Sir. 1981 01:29:10,872 --> 01:29:11,804 2 pair of black socks? 1982 01:29:11,874 --> 01:29:12,806 Sir. 1983 01:29:12,875 --> 01:29:13,807 One black jacket? 1984 01:29:13,876 --> 01:29:14,808 Sir. 1985 01:29:14,877 --> 01:29:16,003 $300 personal burial money? 1986 01:29:16,079 --> 01:29:17,137 Yes, sir. 1987 01:29:18,982 --> 01:29:20,609 All right. 1988 01:29:29,295 --> 01:29:30,762 [Snickers] 1989 01:29:30,831 --> 01:29:33,994 You're too old, fat man. 1990 01:29:34,069 --> 01:29:35,627 Your tits are too big. 1991 01:29:35,704 --> 01:29:38,138 Get the fuck off my porch. 1992 01:29:44,649 --> 01:29:47,140 Bob. Bob. 1993 01:30:02,304 --> 01:30:03,737 Like a monkey 1994 01:30:03,806 --> 01:30:05,865 ready to be shot into space. 1995 01:30:05,942 --> 01:30:07,466 Space monkey. 1996 01:30:07,544 --> 01:30:11,743 Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good. 1997 01:30:16,655 --> 01:30:20,592 You are too fucking old, fatty! 1998 01:30:20,660 --> 01:30:22,321 And you. 1999 01:30:22,397 --> 01:30:23,989 You're too fucking... 2000 01:30:24,065 --> 01:30:25,362 blond! 2001 01:30:25,434 --> 01:30:27,771 Get out of here, the both of you! 2002 01:30:27,905 --> 01:30:28,667 [Door Slams] 2003 01:30:28,740 --> 01:30:30,173 Narrator: And so it went. 2004 01:30:30,241 --> 01:30:32,175 Tyler: Listen up, maggots. 2005 01:30:32,244 --> 01:30:34,712 You are not special. 2006 01:30:34,780 --> 01:30:38,147 You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. 2007 01:30:38,218 --> 01:30:40,652 You are the same decaying organic matter 2008 01:30:40,721 --> 01:30:42,348 as everything else. 2009 01:30:42,423 --> 01:30:44,755 Narrator: Tyler built himself an army. 2010 01:30:44,827 --> 01:30:48,764 Tyler: We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. 2011 01:30:48,832 --> 01:30:52,461 We are all part of the same compost heap. 2012 01:30:54,139 --> 01:30:57,540 Narrator: Why was Tyler Durden building an army? 2013 01:30:57,610 --> 01:30:59,271 To what purpose? 2014 01:30:59,345 --> 01:31:01,108 For what greater good? 2015 01:31:04,552 --> 01:31:06,349 In Tyler we trusted. 2016 01:31:10,226 --> 01:31:15,995 No, when he was like, "You are not your job," I was like... 2017 01:31:16,067 --> 01:31:17,534 Yeah! 2018 01:31:19,271 --> 01:31:20,932 Hey, what's all this? 2019 01:31:21,006 --> 01:31:22,405 [Laughing] 2020 01:31:23,877 --> 01:31:25,640 OK! 2021 01:31:25,712 --> 01:31:27,737 Go on in and celebrate. 2022 01:31:27,815 --> 01:31:29,248 What are we celebrating? 2023 01:31:29,316 --> 01:31:30,283 Go on. 2024 01:31:32,420 --> 01:31:34,752 [TV Playing] 2025 01:31:34,824 --> 01:31:35,756 Hey. 2026 01:31:35,825 --> 01:31:37,258 Let me get that for you. 2027 01:31:38,328 --> 01:31:40,319 [Belches] 2028 01:31:48,475 --> 01:31:50,909 Investigators are on the scene right now. 2029 01:31:50,977 --> 01:31:53,275 Hold on. Police Commissioner Jacobs has just arrived. 2030 01:31:53,347 --> 01:31:56,339 Commissioner, Commissioner, could you please tell us 2031 01:31:56,418 --> 01:31:58,045 what you think has happened here? 2032 01:31:58,120 --> 01:31:59,553 We believe this is one of many 2033 01:31:59,622 --> 01:32:01,783 recent acts of vandalism around the city 2034 01:32:01,858 --> 01:32:04,827 somehow related to underground boxing clubs. 2035 01:32:04,895 --> 01:32:09,026 We'll be coordinating a rigorous investigation. 2036 01:32:09,100 --> 01:32:11,534 That was Police Commissioner Jacobs, who just arrived 2037 01:32:11,604 --> 01:32:13,469 on the scene here of a 4-alarm fire 2038 01:32:13,540 --> 01:32:15,201 that broke out about an hour ago. 2039 01:32:15,275 --> 01:32:16,264 She's hot. 2040 01:32:16,343 --> 01:32:17,810 Live from the Parker Morris Building, 2041 01:32:17,879 --> 01:32:19,744 Lauren Sanchez. Back to you in the studio. 2042 01:32:19,814 --> 01:32:21,441 -[Laughter] -Yeah! 2043 01:32:21,517 --> 01:32:23,075 -Ha ha ha ha! -Yeah. 2044 01:32:23,152 --> 01:32:24,744 Holy shit. 2045 01:32:24,821 --> 01:32:25,753 Yeah! 2046 01:32:25,822 --> 01:32:29,383 [News Anchor Narrating Footage] 2047 01:32:29,460 --> 01:32:30,586 -Yeah! -Ha ha ha! 2048 01:32:30,661 --> 01:32:31,923 Hoo hoo hoo! 2049 01:32:31,997 --> 01:32:33,589 What the fuck did you guys do? 2050 01:32:33,665 --> 01:32:35,030 News Anchor: ... how the blaze started, 2051 01:32:35,100 --> 01:32:37,796 but arson investigators are on the premises... 2052 01:32:37,870 --> 01:32:41,203 [Laughing] 2053 01:32:42,978 --> 01:32:45,913 Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem 2054 01:32:45,981 --> 01:32:48,381 is you do not ask questions, sir. 2055 01:32:53,758 --> 01:32:56,283 The victory in the war against crime 2056 01:32:56,361 --> 01:32:58,386 will not come overnight. 2057 01:32:58,464 --> 01:33:00,591 It will take dedication and commitment, 2058 01:33:00,666 --> 01:33:03,100 and most of all, cooperation. 2059 01:33:03,169 --> 01:33:04,693 The streets are safer now. 2060 01:33:04,772 --> 01:33:07,036 There is hope in the inner city. 2061 01:33:07,108 --> 01:33:09,133 However, this is only the beginning. 2062 01:33:09,211 --> 01:33:10,178 I gotta take a piss. 2063 01:33:10,245 --> 01:33:12,679 These are the first steps 2064 01:33:12,749 --> 01:33:14,307 in a long journey. 2065 01:33:14,384 --> 01:33:16,682 That is why we have created Project Hope... 2066 01:33:16,754 --> 01:33:17,880 Bob. 2067 01:33:17,955 --> 01:33:20,890 "Helping others with prevention and enforcement." 2068 01:33:20,959 --> 01:33:23,723 Project Hope will be a joint effort 2069 01:33:23,796 --> 01:33:26,492 between the police and community leaders. 2070 01:33:26,566 --> 01:33:29,194 It will be a powerful new weapon 2071 01:33:29,269 --> 01:33:31,066 in the war against crime. 2072 01:33:31,139 --> 01:33:33,073 [Applause] 2073 01:34:00,910 --> 01:34:02,002 [Strangled Scream] 2074 01:34:06,517 --> 01:34:08,644 Haahhhh! 2075 01:34:16,296 --> 01:34:18,958 Wrap it around the top of his hacky sack, Bob. 2076 01:34:19,033 --> 01:34:20,432 Yeah. His balls are ice cold. 2077 01:34:21,803 --> 01:34:23,236 Hi. 2078 01:34:23,305 --> 01:34:25,796 You're gonna call off your rigorous investigation. 2079 01:34:25,875 --> 01:34:26,899 You're gonna publicly state 2080 01:34:26,976 --> 01:34:29,774 that there is no underground group, or... 2081 01:34:29,847 --> 01:34:31,610 these guys are gonna take your balls. 2082 01:34:31,683 --> 01:34:33,810 They're gonna send one to the New York Times, 2083 01:34:33,885 --> 01:34:36,820 one to the L.A. Times press release style. 2084 01:34:36,889 --> 01:34:38,151 Look... 2085 01:34:38,224 --> 01:34:39,657 the people you are after 2086 01:34:39,726 --> 01:34:41,660 are the people you depend on. 2087 01:34:41,728 --> 01:34:43,787 We cook your meals. We haul your trash. 2088 01:34:43,865 --> 01:34:44,991 We connect your calls. 2089 01:34:45,066 --> 01:34:46,590 We drive your ambulances. 2090 01:34:46,668 --> 01:34:50,035 We guard you while you sleep. 2091 01:34:53,042 --> 01:34:55,909 Do not fuck with us. 2092 01:35:00,686 --> 01:35:02,711 [Muffled Screaming] 2093 01:35:04,591 --> 01:35:05,558 Fooled ya. 2094 01:35:10,498 --> 01:35:14,629 [Rumbling] 2095 01:35:18,876 --> 01:35:21,106 [Dialogue Drowned Out By Noise] 2096 01:35:21,179 --> 01:35:23,044 Bob, you're on this one. 2097 01:35:23,115 --> 01:35:25,481 Let's go. 2098 01:35:25,551 --> 01:35:29,750 Narrator: I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection. 2099 01:35:29,823 --> 01:35:30,755 Hey! 2100 01:35:44,976 --> 01:35:46,341 [Shouting] 2101 01:35:46,411 --> 01:35:47,673 Yeah! 2102 01:35:47,745 --> 01:35:49,110 [Shouting] 2103 01:36:20,454 --> 01:36:23,252 Narrator: I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes 2104 01:36:23,324 --> 01:36:25,986 of every panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. 2105 01:36:28,431 --> 01:36:30,899 I wanted to open the dump valves 2106 01:36:30,967 --> 01:36:33,367 on oil tankers and smother all those French beaches 2107 01:36:33,437 --> 01:36:35,029 I'd never see. 2108 01:36:38,343 --> 01:36:41,710 I wanted to breathe smoke. 2109 01:36:57,935 --> 01:37:01,633 Where'd you go, psycho boy? 2110 01:37:01,707 --> 01:37:04,699 I felt like destroying something beautiful. 2111 01:37:07,080 --> 01:37:08,445 [Gagging] 2112 01:37:08,516 --> 01:37:10,780 Get him to a fuckin' hospital. 2113 01:37:10,851 --> 01:37:11,783 Yeah. 2114 01:37:23,034 --> 01:37:24,763 Don't worry, Mr. Durden. 2115 01:37:24,836 --> 01:37:26,565 Airport parking, long term. 2116 01:37:27,707 --> 01:37:29,538 After you, Mr. Durden. 2117 01:37:30,877 --> 01:37:32,606 After you. 2118 01:37:51,036 --> 01:37:52,469 Something on your mind, dear? 2119 01:37:52,538 --> 01:37:53,630 No. 2120 01:37:53,706 --> 01:37:54,832 All right, yeah. 2121 01:37:54,907 --> 01:37:56,966 Why wasn't I told about Project Mayhem? 2122 01:37:57,044 --> 01:37:58,306 [Together] First rule of Project Mayhem 2123 01:37:58,379 --> 01:38:00,077 is you do not ask questions. 2124 01:38:00,212 --> 01:38:01,110 What are you talking about? 2125 01:38:01,179 --> 01:38:02,407 Why didn't you include me in the beginning? 2126 01:38:02,482 --> 01:38:04,006 Fight Club was the beginning. 2127 01:38:04,083 --> 01:38:05,710 Now it's moved out of the basement, 2128 01:38:05,785 --> 01:38:07,218 it's called Project Mayhem. 2129 01:38:07,287 --> 01:38:08,754 You and I started Fight Club together. 2130 01:38:08,822 --> 01:38:10,119 Do you remember that? 2131 01:38:10,191 --> 01:38:12,159 It's as much mine as it is yours, you know. 2132 01:38:12,227 --> 01:38:13,455 Is this about you and me? 2133 01:38:13,529 --> 01:38:15,258 Yeah. I thought we were doing this together. 2134 01:38:15,331 --> 01:38:16,491 You're missing the point. 2135 01:38:16,565 --> 01:38:18,692 This does not belong to us. 2136 01:38:18,768 --> 01:38:19,996 We are not special. 2137 01:38:20,070 --> 01:38:21,298 Fuck that. You should've told me. 2138 01:38:23,374 --> 01:38:24,500 Hey, Tyler! 2139 01:38:24,576 --> 01:38:25,907 [Horn Honking] 2140 01:38:27,212 --> 01:38:29,009 Goddamn it, Tyler! 2141 01:38:29,082 --> 01:38:30,743 What do you want? ! Statement of purpose? 2142 01:38:30,817 --> 01:38:31,841 Should I e-mail you? 2143 01:38:31,919 --> 01:38:33,443 Should I put this on your action item list? 2144 01:38:33,521 --> 01:38:35,011 You decide your own level of involvement! 2145 01:38:35,090 --> 01:38:37,786 I will! I want to know certain things first. 2146 01:38:37,859 --> 01:38:39,486 The first rule of Project Mayhem-- 2147 01:38:39,562 --> 01:38:40,494 Shut up! 2148 01:38:40,563 --> 01:38:42,690 I want to know what you're thinking. 2149 01:38:42,766 --> 01:38:43,733 Fuck what you know. 2150 01:38:43,800 --> 01:38:45,028 You need to forget about what you know. 2151 01:38:45,102 --> 01:38:46,034 That's your problem. 2152 01:38:46,104 --> 01:38:47,366 Forget about what you think you know 2153 01:38:47,438 --> 01:38:49,235 about life, about friendship, 2154 01:38:49,307 --> 01:38:51,673 and especially about you and me. 2155 01:38:51,744 --> 01:38:52,711 What? 2156 01:38:52,778 --> 01:38:55,042 What is that supposed to mean? What... 2157 01:38:58,386 --> 01:38:59,318 What are you doing? 2158 01:39:01,523 --> 01:39:04,219 Guys, what do you wish you'd done before you die? 2159 01:39:04,294 --> 01:39:05,318 Paint a self-portrait. 2160 01:39:05,395 --> 01:39:06,327 Build a house. 2161 01:39:06,396 --> 01:39:07,863 And you? 2162 01:39:07,932 --> 01:39:10,492 I don't know. Get in the right lane. 2163 01:39:10,568 --> 01:39:12,160 I have to know the answer to this question. 2164 01:39:12,237 --> 01:39:13,295 If you were to die right now, 2165 01:39:13,371 --> 01:39:15,305 how would you feel about your life? 2166 01:39:15,374 --> 01:39:16,398 I don't know! 2167 01:39:16,475 --> 01:39:17,669 I wouldn't feel anything good about my life. 2168 01:39:17,743 --> 01:39:19,040 Is that what you want to hear me say? Fine. 2169 01:39:19,112 --> 01:39:20,704 -Come on! -Not good enough. 2170 01:39:20,781 --> 01:39:22,578 -[Honking] -Stop fucking around! 2171 01:39:22,650 --> 01:39:23,912 Tyler! 2172 01:39:23,985 --> 01:39:26,010 [Honking] 2173 01:39:26,088 --> 01:39:28,147 Jesus Christ! 2174 01:39:28,224 --> 01:39:29,350 Goddamn it! 2175 01:39:29,425 --> 01:39:30,983 Goddamn it! Fuck you! 2176 01:39:31,061 --> 01:39:32,426 Fuck Fight Club. 2177 01:39:32,495 --> 01:39:35,157 Fuck Marla. I'm sick of all your shit. 2178 01:39:35,233 --> 01:39:37,201 OK. 2179 01:39:37,269 --> 01:39:38,930 OK. 2180 01:39:39,004 --> 01:39:40,562 Quit screwing around. Take the wheel. 2181 01:39:40,640 --> 01:39:41,572 Look at you. 2182 01:39:41,641 --> 01:39:42,573 Take the wheel! 2183 01:39:42,642 --> 01:39:44,405 Look at you! You're fuckin' pathetic! 2184 01:39:44,478 --> 01:39:46,036 Why? Why? What are you talking about? 2185 01:39:46,113 --> 01:39:49,571 Why do you think I blew up your condo? 2186 01:39:50,685 --> 01:39:51,777 What? 2187 01:39:51,854 --> 01:39:53,879 Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat. 2188 01:39:53,956 --> 01:39:55,787 It's not a goddamn seminar. 2189 01:39:55,859 --> 01:39:57,793 Stop trying to control everything 2190 01:39:57,861 --> 01:39:59,453 and just let go. 2191 01:40:01,299 --> 01:40:03,199 Let go! 2192 01:40:03,269 --> 01:40:04,998 All right. Fine. 2193 01:40:06,206 --> 01:40:08,106 Fine. 2194 01:41:06,015 --> 01:41:09,348 Narrator: I'd never been in a car accident. 2195 01:41:09,419 --> 01:41:12,354 This must have been what all those people felt like 2196 01:41:12,423 --> 01:41:16,360 before I filed them as statistics in my reports. 2197 01:41:16,428 --> 01:41:17,725 Goddamn. 2198 01:41:17,796 --> 01:41:19,229 Huh? 2199 01:41:19,299 --> 01:41:21,290 Ha ha ha ha ha hahh! 2200 01:41:21,368 --> 01:41:24,064 We just had a near-life experience. 2201 01:41:29,379 --> 01:41:31,813 In the world I see, 2202 01:41:31,881 --> 01:41:34,645 you're stalking elk through the damp canyon forest, 2203 01:41:34,718 --> 01:41:37,243 around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. 2204 01:41:39,457 --> 01:41:41,322 You'll wear leather clothes 2205 01:41:41,394 --> 01:41:44,329 that will last you the rest of your life. 2206 01:41:44,398 --> 01:41:47,834 You'll climb the vines that wrap the Sears Tower. 2207 01:41:49,303 --> 01:41:51,237 And when you look down, 2208 01:41:51,306 --> 01:41:54,241 you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, 2209 01:41:54,309 --> 01:41:57,745 laying strips of venison on the empty carpool lane 2210 01:41:57,814 --> 01:41:59,748 of some abandoned superhighway. 2211 01:42:12,666 --> 01:42:14,133 Feel better, champ. 2212 01:42:20,410 --> 01:42:22,037 [Door Closes] 2213 01:42:32,292 --> 01:42:34,317 Narrator: And then... 2214 01:42:34,394 --> 01:42:35,827 Tyler? 2215 01:42:35,896 --> 01:42:37,420 Tyler was gone. 2216 01:42:45,241 --> 01:42:47,471 Was I asleep? 2217 01:42:49,146 --> 01:42:50,443 Had I slept? 2218 01:42:50,515 --> 01:42:51,948 You are not a beautiful 2219 01:42:52,016 --> 01:42:53,449 unique snowflake, do you understand me? 2220 01:42:53,519 --> 01:42:56,454 Narrator: The house had become a living thing, 2221 01:42:56,523 --> 01:42:58,957 wet inside from so many people 2222 01:42:59,025 --> 01:43:00,356 sweating and breathing. 2223 01:43:00,428 --> 01:43:02,362 We are all from the same compost. 2224 01:43:02,430 --> 01:43:04,625 So many people moving, the house moved. 2225 01:43:06,935 --> 01:43:08,368 Planet Tyler. 2226 01:43:08,438 --> 01:43:10,372 I had to hug the walls. 2227 01:43:10,440 --> 01:43:14,001 Trapped inside this clockwork of space monkeys. 2228 01:43:14,078 --> 01:43:15,511 You can't be smoking in here. 2229 01:43:15,580 --> 01:43:18,310 Do you know how much ether we have in this fucking house? 2230 01:43:18,384 --> 01:43:20,716 Cooking, working, and sleeping in teams. 2231 01:43:23,290 --> 01:43:25,019 Hang on a second. 2232 01:43:43,950 --> 01:43:46,612 It's under control, sir. 2233 01:43:49,123 --> 01:43:50,988 Where is Tyler? 2234 01:43:51,059 --> 01:43:54,051 Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not-- 2235 01:43:54,129 --> 01:43:56,063 Right, uh... OK. 2236 01:43:58,502 --> 01:44:00,868 I'm all alone. 2237 01:44:00,938 --> 01:44:02,872 My father dumped me. 2238 01:44:02,941 --> 01:44:04,374 Tyler dumped me. 2239 01:44:04,442 --> 01:44:07,639 I am Jack's broken heart. 2240 01:44:10,917 --> 01:44:13,852 What comes next in Project Mayhem, 2241 01:44:13,921 --> 01:44:15,388 only Tyler knows. 2242 01:44:15,456 --> 01:44:18,914 The second rule is you do not ask questions. 2243 01:44:21,397 --> 01:44:22,830 Get the fuck away from me. 2244 01:44:22,899 --> 01:44:24,389 Get the fuck away from me! 2245 01:44:24,468 --> 01:44:26,868 Who are all these people? 2246 01:44:32,144 --> 01:44:34,271 Paper Street Soap Company. 2247 01:44:36,516 --> 01:44:38,575 Can I come in? 2248 01:44:41,623 --> 01:44:43,284 He's not here. 2249 01:44:43,359 --> 01:44:45,520 What? 2250 01:44:46,796 --> 01:44:50,197 Tyler isn't here. 2251 01:44:50,267 --> 01:44:52,735 Tyler went away. 2252 01:44:52,804 --> 01:44:54,101 Tyler's gone. 2253 01:45:11,895 --> 01:45:13,590 [Shouting] 2254 01:45:24,778 --> 01:45:25,870 Lay him down! 2255 01:45:25,946 --> 01:45:27,277 Gunshot wounds comin' through! 2256 01:45:27,348 --> 01:45:29,635 Clear some fucking room! 2257 01:45:29,770 --> 01:45:32,034 What happened? ! What happened? ! 2258 01:45:32,105 --> 01:45:33,663 We were on assignment. We were supposed to kill 2259 01:45:33,741 --> 01:45:36,209 2 birds with one stone. 2260 01:45:36,277 --> 01:45:38,370 Destroy a piece of corporate art... 2261 01:45:38,447 --> 01:45:41,007 Operation Latté Thunder, go. 2262 01:45:42,919 --> 01:45:44,784 and trash a franchise coffee bar. 2263 01:45:51,264 --> 01:45:52,561 We had it all worked out, sir. 2264 01:46:01,776 --> 01:46:02,765 It went smooth until... 2265 01:46:02,845 --> 01:46:05,075 Police! Freeze! 2266 01:46:05,147 --> 01:46:06,739 Until what? 2267 01:46:06,817 --> 01:46:07,841 They shot Bob. 2268 01:46:09,420 --> 01:46:10,717 They shot him in the head. 2269 01:46:10,788 --> 01:46:11,777 Those fuckin' pigs! 2270 01:46:15,294 --> 01:46:16,226 -Ohh! -Ohh! 2271 01:46:16,295 --> 01:46:18,286 -Oh, God. -Son of a-- 2272 01:46:19,365 --> 01:46:21,458 Those motherfuckers! 2273 01:46:21,535 --> 01:46:23,298 You morons. 2274 01:46:23,370 --> 01:46:25,634 You're running around in ski masks, 2275 01:46:25,707 --> 01:46:26,833 trying to blow things up. 2276 01:46:26,908 --> 01:46:28,170 What did you think was gonna happen? ! 2277 01:46:32,249 --> 01:46:33,216 OK, quick, 2278 01:46:33,283 --> 01:46:34,648 we gotta get rid of the evidence. 2279 01:46:34,719 --> 01:46:35,651 We gotta get rid of this body! 2280 01:46:35,720 --> 01:46:36,709 Bury him. 2281 01:46:36,788 --> 01:46:38,221 What? 2282 01:46:38,290 --> 01:46:39,222 Take him to the garden 2283 01:46:39,291 --> 01:46:40,417 and bury him. 2284 01:46:41,527 --> 01:46:42,459 Come on, people! 2285 01:46:42,529 --> 01:46:43,461 Let's go! 2286 01:46:43,530 --> 01:46:44,690 Hey, get the fuck off! . 2287 01:46:44,765 --> 01:46:45,697 Get away from him! 2288 01:46:45,767 --> 01:46:47,325 What are you talking about? 2289 01:46:47,401 --> 01:46:48,732 This isn't a fucking piece of evidence, 2290 01:46:48,803 --> 01:46:50,065 this is a person! 2291 01:46:50,139 --> 01:46:51,071 He's a friend of mine, 2292 01:46:51,140 --> 01:46:52,232 and you're not gonna bury him 2293 01:46:52,307 --> 01:46:53,296 in the fucking garden. 2294 01:46:53,376 --> 01:46:56,368 He was killed serving Project Mayhem, sir. 2295 01:46:56,447 --> 01:46:57,573 This is Bob. 2296 01:46:57,648 --> 01:47:00,082 But sir, in--in Project Mayhem 2297 01:47:00,152 --> 01:47:01,710 we have no names. 2298 01:47:01,787 --> 01:47:02,754 No, you listen to me. 2299 01:47:02,821 --> 01:47:04,686 This is a man, and he has a name. 2300 01:47:04,757 --> 01:47:07,385 And it's Robert Paulson, OK? 2301 01:47:07,461 --> 01:47:08,826 Robert Paulson? 2302 01:47:08,896 --> 01:47:10,488 He's a man and he's dead now 2303 01:47:10,564 --> 01:47:11,588 because of us, all right? 2304 01:47:11,666 --> 01:47:12,860 Do you understand that? 2305 01:47:12,934 --> 01:47:15,164 I understand. 2306 01:47:17,740 --> 01:47:19,037 In death, 2307 01:47:19,109 --> 01:47:20,872 a member of Project Mayhem 2308 01:47:20,944 --> 01:47:22,571 has a name. 2309 01:47:23,815 --> 01:47:26,010 His name is Robert Paulson. 2310 01:47:27,085 --> 01:47:28,916 His name is Robert Paulson. 2311 01:47:28,988 --> 01:47:33,085 His name is Robert Paulson. 2312 01:47:33,160 --> 01:47:36,186 His name is Robert Paulson. 2313 01:47:36,264 --> 01:47:37,595 Come on, guys, please, stop it. 2314 01:47:37,666 --> 01:47:39,133 His name is Robert Paulson. 2315 01:47:39,201 --> 01:47:41,829 [Chanting] His name is Robert Paulson. 2316 01:47:41,904 --> 01:47:43,929 Shut up! 2317 01:47:44,007 --> 01:47:44,996 This is all over with! 2318 01:47:45,075 --> 01:47:46,838 [Chanting] His name is Robert Paulson. 2319 01:47:46,910 --> 01:47:49,037 His name is Robert Paulson. 2320 01:47:49,113 --> 01:47:51,673 His name is Robert Paulson. 2321 01:47:51,750 --> 01:47:54,275 His name is Robert Paulson. 2322 01:47:54,353 --> 01:47:56,651 His name is Robert Paulson... 2323 01:48:17,416 --> 01:48:19,384 [Telephone Rings] 2324 01:48:20,621 --> 01:48:21,610 Tyler? 2325 01:48:21,688 --> 01:48:22,950 No, this is Detective Stern 2326 01:48:23,023 --> 01:48:23,955 at the Arson Unit. 2327 01:48:24,025 --> 01:48:25,117 I need to see you in my office-- 2328 01:48:30,099 --> 01:48:31,191 I went to all the cities 2329 01:48:31,268 --> 01:48:33,099 on Tyler's used ticket stubs, 2330 01:48:33,169 --> 01:48:34,101 barhopping. 2331 01:48:35,172 --> 01:48:36,469 I didn't know how or why, 2332 01:48:36,540 --> 01:48:38,167 but I could look at 50 different bars 2333 01:48:38,243 --> 01:48:39,835 and somehow I just knew. 2334 01:48:39,912 --> 01:48:40,879 I'm looking for Tyler Durden. 2335 01:48:40,946 --> 01:48:43,676 It's very important that I talk to him. 2336 01:48:43,750 --> 01:48:45,342 I wish I could help you. 2337 01:48:46,420 --> 01:48:47,352 Sir. 2338 01:48:53,396 --> 01:48:55,125 Every city I went to... 2339 01:48:56,833 --> 01:48:59,165 as soon as I set foot off the plane, 2340 01:48:59,236 --> 01:49:01,466 I knew a Fight Club was close. 2341 01:49:02,540 --> 01:49:04,269 Hey! Hey! 2342 01:49:04,343 --> 01:49:05,935 Taxi! 2343 01:49:06,011 --> 01:49:07,478 Look at my face. I'm a member. 2344 01:49:07,547 --> 01:49:08,707 Now, I just need to know 2345 01:49:08,782 --> 01:49:10,750 if you've seen Tyler. 2346 01:49:10,818 --> 01:49:12,945 I'm not exposed to... 2347 01:49:13,020 --> 01:49:14,578 speak any such information to you, 2348 01:49:14,656 --> 01:49:16,385 nor would I, even if I had said information 2349 01:49:16,458 --> 01:49:19,291 you want at this juncture, be able. 2350 01:49:20,964 --> 01:49:22,226 You're a moron. 2351 01:49:22,299 --> 01:49:23,664 I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 2352 01:49:25,035 --> 01:49:27,230 Tyler had been busy. 2353 01:49:27,305 --> 01:49:30,035 Setting up franchises all over the country. 2354 01:49:32,846 --> 01:49:34,313 Was I asleep? 2355 01:49:34,381 --> 01:49:35,712 [Crowd Fighting] 2356 01:49:35,782 --> 01:49:37,306 Had I slept? 2357 01:49:37,385 --> 01:49:38,943 Is Tyler my bad dream, 2358 01:49:39,020 --> 01:49:40,954 or am I Tyler's? 2359 01:49:41,023 --> 01:49:42,422 Man: We've just heard the stories. 2360 01:49:42,491 --> 01:49:43,719 What kind of stories? 2361 01:49:43,793 --> 01:49:45,283 Like, nobody knows what he looks like. 2362 01:49:45,362 --> 01:49:46,294 He has facial 2363 01:49:46,363 --> 01:49:47,295 reconstructive surgery 2364 01:49:47,365 --> 01:49:48,457 every 3 years. 2365 01:49:48,532 --> 01:49:50,830 That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 2366 01:49:50,902 --> 01:49:53,336 Is it true about Fight Club in Miami? 2367 01:49:53,405 --> 01:49:55,737 Is Mr. Durden building an army? 2368 01:49:55,808 --> 01:49:57,435 I was living in a state 2369 01:49:57,510 --> 01:49:59,671 of perpetual déjà vu. 2370 01:49:59,747 --> 01:50:01,339 Everywhere I went, 2371 01:50:01,415 --> 01:50:03,815 I felt I'd already been there. 2372 01:50:03,885 --> 01:50:07,822 It was like following an invisible man. 2373 01:50:07,890 --> 01:50:09,983 The smell of dried blood, 2374 01:50:10,060 --> 01:50:14,361 dirty, bare footprints circling each other, 2375 01:50:14,432 --> 01:50:17,833 that aroma of old sweat, like fried chicken. 2376 01:50:17,903 --> 01:50:19,632 The feel of a floor still warm 2377 01:50:19,706 --> 01:50:21,298 from the fight the night before. 2378 01:50:21,374 --> 01:50:25,311 I was always just one step behind Tyler. 2379 01:50:25,379 --> 01:50:27,779 [Voices Murmuring] 2380 01:50:27,849 --> 01:50:29,840 Men: His name is Robert Paulson. 2381 01:50:29,918 --> 01:50:32,284 His name is Robert Paulson. 2382 01:50:32,355 --> 01:50:33,287 His-- 2383 01:50:36,126 --> 01:50:37,457 Welcome back, sir. 2384 01:50:39,030 --> 01:50:40,190 How have you been? 2385 01:50:41,934 --> 01:50:43,094 Do you know me? 2386 01:50:44,170 --> 01:50:45,660 Is this a test, sir? 2387 01:50:45,739 --> 01:50:47,639 No, this is not a test. 2388 01:50:47,707 --> 01:50:51,439 You were in here last Thursday. 2389 01:50:51,512 --> 01:50:52,911 Thursday? 2390 01:50:52,981 --> 01:50:53,913 You were standing 2391 01:50:53,982 --> 01:50:55,347 exactly where you are now, 2392 01:50:55,417 --> 01:50:58,147 asking how good security is. 2393 01:50:58,221 --> 01:50:59,518 It's tight as a drum, sir. 2394 01:51:02,059 --> 01:51:04,425 Who do you think I am? 2395 01:51:04,496 --> 01:51:07,056 Are you sure this isn't a test? 2396 01:51:07,133 --> 01:51:09,067 No, this is not a test. 2397 01:51:09,135 --> 01:51:12,536 You're Mr. Durden. 2398 01:51:12,606 --> 01:51:15,166 You're the one who gave me this. 2399 01:51:16,311 --> 01:51:17,539 Please return your seat backs 2400 01:51:17,612 --> 01:51:20,274 to their full, upright and locked position. 2401 01:51:27,158 --> 01:51:28,716 [Telephone Rings] 2402 01:51:30,129 --> 01:51:31,061 [Rings] 2403 01:51:31,130 --> 01:51:32,062 Yeah? 2404 01:51:32,131 --> 01:51:33,063 Marla, it's me. 2405 01:51:33,133 --> 01:51:34,361 Have we ever done it? 2406 01:51:34,434 --> 01:51:35,366 Done what? 2407 01:51:35,435 --> 01:51:36,561 Have we ever had sex? 2408 01:51:36,637 --> 01:51:38,798 What kind of stupid question is that? 2409 01:51:38,873 --> 01:51:40,238 Is it stupid because the answer's yes, 2410 01:51:40,308 --> 01:51:41,275 or because the answer's no? 2411 01:51:41,343 --> 01:51:42,810 Is this a trick? 2412 01:51:42,878 --> 01:51:44,140 No, Marla, I need to know-- 2413 01:51:44,213 --> 01:51:45,373 You mean you want to know if I think 2414 01:51:45,448 --> 01:51:47,916 we were just having sex or making love? 2415 01:51:47,985 --> 01:51:50,146 We did make love. 2416 01:51:50,220 --> 01:51:51,380 Is that what you're calling it? 2417 01:51:51,456 --> 01:51:52,718 just answer the question, 2418 01:51:52,790 --> 01:51:53,722 Marla, please! 2419 01:51:53,791 --> 01:51:54,780 Did we do it or not? 2420 01:51:54,860 --> 01:51:56,384 You fuck me, then snub me. 2421 01:51:56,462 --> 01:51:57,486 You love me, you hate me. 2422 01:51:57,563 --> 01:51:58,962 You show me a sensitive side, 2423 01:51:59,032 --> 01:52:00,522 then you turn into a total asshole. 2424 01:52:00,600 --> 01:52:01,624 Is that a pretty accurate description 2425 01:52:01,702 --> 01:52:03,067 of our relationship, Tyler? 2426 01:52:03,137 --> 01:52:05,799 We have just lost cabin pressure. 2427 01:52:05,874 --> 01:52:06,806 What did you just say? 2428 01:52:06,875 --> 01:52:07,899 What is wrong with you? 2429 01:52:07,976 --> 01:52:09,238 What did you call me? Say my name! 2430 01:52:09,312 --> 01:52:11,280 Tyler Durden. Tyler Durden, 2431 01:52:11,347 --> 01:52:12,974 you fucking freak. What's going on? 2432 01:52:13,050 --> 01:52:13,982 I'm coming over. 2433 01:52:14,051 --> 01:52:15,040 No, wait, Marla, I'm not there-- 2434 01:52:15,119 --> 01:52:16,051 [Dial Tone] 2435 01:52:17,255 --> 01:52:19,018 You broke your promise. 2436 01:52:19,090 --> 01:52:20,079 Jesus, Tyler. 2437 01:52:20,159 --> 01:52:21,820 You fuckin' talked to her about me. 2438 01:52:21,894 --> 01:52:23,623 Tyler, what the fuck is going on here? 2439 01:52:23,697 --> 01:52:25,392 I asked you for one thing, 2440 01:52:25,465 --> 01:52:27,160 one simple thing. 2441 01:52:27,235 --> 01:52:28,429 Why do people think that I'm you? 2442 01:52:30,104 --> 01:52:31,298 Answer me! 2443 01:52:35,045 --> 01:52:35,977 Sit. 2444 01:52:39,383 --> 01:52:40,315 Now answer me. 2445 01:52:40,384 --> 01:52:41,874 Why do people think that I'm you? 2446 01:52:43,188 --> 01:52:44,177 I think you know. 2447 01:52:44,256 --> 01:52:45,780 No, I don't. 2448 01:52:45,858 --> 01:52:46,916 Yes, you do. 2449 01:52:46,993 --> 01:52:49,655 Why would anyone possibly confuse you with me? 2450 01:52:50,831 --> 01:52:53,561 Uh... I... I don't know. 2451 01:52:57,373 --> 01:52:58,738 You got it. 2452 01:52:58,808 --> 01:53:00,241 No. 2453 01:53:00,310 --> 01:53:01,277 Do not fuck with us. 2454 01:53:01,345 --> 01:53:02,274 Say it. 2455 01:53:03,777 --> 01:53:05,540 Because... 2456 01:53:06,981 --> 01:53:08,039 Say it. 2457 01:53:09,950 --> 01:53:11,815 Because we're the same person. 2458 01:53:11,887 --> 01:53:14,048 That's right. 2459 01:53:14,123 --> 01:53:16,284 We are the all-singing, all dancing-- 2460 01:53:16,359 --> 01:53:17,883 I don't understand this. 2461 01:53:17,961 --> 01:53:18,893 You were looking for a way 2462 01:53:18,962 --> 01:53:20,088 to change your life. 2463 01:53:20,164 --> 01:53:22,462 You could not do this on your own. 2464 01:53:22,534 --> 01:53:24,434 All the ways you wish you could be, 2465 01:53:24,502 --> 01:53:26,060 that's me. 2466 01:53:27,139 --> 01:53:28,401 I look like you wanna look, 2467 01:53:28,474 --> 01:53:29,634 I fuck like you wanna fuck, 2468 01:53:29,710 --> 01:53:31,075 I am smart, capable, 2469 01:53:31,144 --> 01:53:33,305 and most importantly, I am free 2470 01:53:33,381 --> 01:53:34,905 in all the ways that you are not. 2471 01:53:34,982 --> 01:53:35,971 Oh, no. 2472 01:53:36,051 --> 01:53:36,983 Tyler's not here. 2473 01:53:37,052 --> 01:53:37,984 Tyler went away. 2474 01:53:38,053 --> 01:53:38,985 -Tyler's gone. -What? 2475 01:53:39,054 --> 01:53:40,487 This is impossible. 2476 01:53:40,557 --> 01:53:42,115 -No. -This is crazy. 2477 01:53:42,192 --> 01:53:43,523 People do it every day. 2478 01:53:43,594 --> 01:53:44,925 They talk to themselves. 2479 01:53:44,995 --> 01:53:47,156 They see themselves as they'd like to be. 2480 01:53:47,232 --> 01:53:49,166 They don't have the courage you have, 2481 01:53:49,234 --> 01:53:50,428 to just run with it. 2482 01:53:54,274 --> 01:53:56,139 Naturally, you're still wrestling with it, 2483 01:53:56,210 --> 01:53:57,677 so sometimes you're still you. 2484 01:53:57,746 --> 01:53:59,543 We should do this again sometime. 2485 01:53:59,614 --> 01:54:02,481 Other times, you imagine yourself watching me. 2486 01:54:02,551 --> 01:54:03,882 If this is your first night at Fight Club, 2487 01:54:03,953 --> 01:54:05,045 you have to fight. 2488 01:54:05,122 --> 01:54:06,453 Little by little, 2489 01:54:06,523 --> 01:54:09,822 you're just letting yourself become... 2490 01:54:09,894 --> 01:54:12,294 Tyler Durden. 2491 01:54:12,364 --> 01:54:13,388 You are not your job, 2492 01:54:13,465 --> 01:54:15,160 or how much money you have in the bank! 2493 01:54:15,234 --> 01:54:16,394 No, you have a house. 2494 01:54:16,469 --> 01:54:17,663 Rented in your name. 2495 01:54:17,737 --> 01:54:19,671 You have jobs, you have a whole life. 2496 01:54:19,740 --> 01:54:21,332 You have night jobs because you can't sleep. 2497 01:54:21,409 --> 01:54:23,240 Or you stay up and make soap. 2498 01:54:23,311 --> 01:54:24,835 Marla--You're fucking Marla, Tyler. 2499 01:54:24,913 --> 01:54:26,881 Uh, technically, you're fucking Marla. 2500 01:54:26,949 --> 01:54:28,246 But it's all the same to her. 2501 01:54:30,587 --> 01:54:32,077 Oh, my God. 2502 01:54:33,157 --> 01:54:35,148 Now you see our dilemma. 2503 01:54:35,226 --> 01:54:37,251 She knows too much. 2504 01:54:38,397 --> 01:54:39,455 I think we're going to have to talk 2505 01:54:39,532 --> 01:54:42,729 about how this might compromise our goals. 2506 01:54:42,803 --> 01:54:45,829 Wh--What are you saying? 2507 01:54:45,907 --> 01:54:47,568 This is-- This is bullshit. 2508 01:54:47,642 --> 01:54:49,132 This is bullshit. 2509 01:54:49,211 --> 01:54:50,178 I'm not listening to this. 2510 01:54:50,245 --> 01:54:51,177 You are insane. 2511 01:54:51,246 --> 01:54:53,077 No, you're insane. 2512 01:54:53,149 --> 01:54:55,674 And we simply do not have time for this crap. 2513 01:54:58,255 --> 01:55:00,120 It's called a changeover. 2514 01:55:00,192 --> 01:55:01,716 The movie goes on, 2515 01:55:01,793 --> 01:55:03,226 and nobody in the audience 2516 01:55:03,296 --> 01:55:04,854 has any idea. 2517 01:55:17,848 --> 01:55:18,780 Woman: Sir! 2518 01:55:18,849 --> 01:55:20,180 Are you checking out? 2519 01:55:20,250 --> 01:55:21,444 Yeah, uh, b-bill me. 2520 01:55:21,519 --> 01:55:23,180 I need you to initial this list 2521 01:55:23,254 --> 01:55:24,346 of phone calls, please. 2522 01:55:28,360 --> 01:55:29,520 When were these made? 2523 01:55:29,596 --> 01:55:30,790 It says right there, sir, 2524 01:55:30,864 --> 01:55:32,422 between 2:00 and 3:30 this morning. 2525 01:55:32,500 --> 01:55:33,831 No, I w-- 2526 01:55:37,739 --> 01:55:38,797 Have I been going to bed 2527 01:55:38,874 --> 01:55:40,136 earlier every night? 2528 01:55:40,209 --> 01:55:42,234 Have I been sleeping later? 2529 01:55:44,214 --> 01:55:47,240 Have I been Tyler longer and longer? 2530 01:55:50,789 --> 01:55:51,721 Is anybody here? 2531 01:55:54,794 --> 01:55:57,627 Déjà vu all over again. 2532 01:55:58,699 --> 01:55:59,631 Yeah, with enough soap, 2533 01:55:59,700 --> 01:56:01,099 we could blow up just about anything. 2534 01:56:04,273 --> 01:56:06,298 Oh, my God. 2535 01:56:09,413 --> 01:56:10,380 Man On Telephone: 1888. 2536 01:56:10,447 --> 01:56:11,709 I'm sorry, who am I calling? 2537 01:56:11,782 --> 01:56:13,750 1888 Franklin. This is Maintenance. 2538 01:56:15,855 --> 01:56:17,288 Hello? 2539 01:56:17,356 --> 01:56:18,288 Hello? 2540 01:56:18,357 --> 01:56:20,222 1888 Franklin Street? 2541 01:56:20,294 --> 01:56:23,388 Yes. Can I help you? 2542 01:56:25,700 --> 01:56:27,327 Hello? 2543 01:56:27,403 --> 01:56:28,529 Yeah, yeah. 2544 01:56:28,604 --> 01:56:29,866 Uh, I need to talk to your supervisor 2545 01:56:29,939 --> 01:56:30,871 right away. 2546 01:56:30,941 --> 01:56:31,873 Speaking. 2547 01:56:31,942 --> 01:56:32,874 OK, listen to me. 2548 01:56:32,943 --> 01:56:34,137 I think something really terrible 2549 01:56:34,211 --> 01:56:35,178 is about to happen at your building. 2550 01:56:35,246 --> 01:56:36,235 You have got-- 2551 01:56:36,314 --> 01:56:37,542 It's under control, sir. 2552 01:56:38,917 --> 01:56:39,884 Excuse me? 2553 01:56:39,952 --> 01:56:41,510 Don't worry about us, sir. 2554 01:56:41,588 --> 01:56:42,987 We're solid. 2555 01:56:46,627 --> 01:56:47,924 Man On Telephone: 2160. 2556 01:56:55,872 --> 01:56:56,896 Marla! Marla! 2557 01:56:56,974 --> 01:56:58,965 Hey--Fuck! --Wait! 2558 01:57:00,044 --> 01:57:01,739 Wait, I gotta talk to you! 2559 01:57:01,813 --> 01:57:02,973 Marla, Marla! 2560 01:57:03,048 --> 01:57:04,140 Your whacked-out bald freaks 2561 01:57:04,216 --> 01:57:05,683 hit me with a fucking broom! 2562 01:57:05,751 --> 01:57:07,412 They almost broke my arm! 2563 01:57:07,487 --> 01:57:09,114 They were burning their fingertips with lye, 2564 01:57:09,189 --> 01:57:10,178 the stink was unbelievable. 2565 01:57:10,257 --> 01:57:11,189 Look--Look, listen, 2566 01:57:11,258 --> 01:57:12,190 it's gonna take a tremendous act 2567 01:57:12,259 --> 01:57:13,191 of faith on your part, 2568 01:57:13,260 --> 01:57:14,227 but you've got to hear me out. 2569 01:57:14,296 --> 01:57:16,196 Oh, here comes an avalanche of bullshit. 2570 01:57:16,264 --> 01:57:17,731 A little more faith than that. 2571 01:57:22,106 --> 01:57:23,038 No, listen, I don't want to hear 2572 01:57:23,107 --> 01:57:24,039 anything you have to say. 2573 01:57:24,108 --> 01:57:26,167 You have every right to be... 2574 01:57:26,244 --> 01:57:28,303 Um, I'll just have a coffee, thanks. 2575 01:57:28,381 --> 01:57:31,316 Sir, anything you order is free of charge, sir. 2576 01:57:31,384 --> 01:57:33,443 Why is it free of charge? 2577 01:57:33,520 --> 01:57:34,612 Don't--Don't ask. 2578 01:57:34,688 --> 01:57:35,746 Whatever. 2579 01:57:35,823 --> 01:57:38,451 I'll have the clam chowder, the fried chicken 2580 01:57:38,526 --> 01:57:39,618 with the baked potato with everything, 2581 01:57:39,695 --> 01:57:41,162 and a chocolate chiffon pie. 2582 01:57:41,230 --> 01:57:43,323 Clean food, please. 2583 01:57:43,400 --> 01:57:45,163 In that case, sir, may I advise against 2584 01:57:45,235 --> 01:57:46,463 the lady eating the clam chowder? 2585 01:57:46,536 --> 01:57:48,527 No clam chowder, thank you. 2586 01:57:50,742 --> 01:57:52,266 You've got about 30 seconds. 2587 01:57:55,014 --> 01:57:55,946 Marla, I know that I've been acting 2588 01:57:56,015 --> 01:57:57,209 very, very strange. 2589 01:57:57,283 --> 01:57:59,444 OK, I know that it's got to seem 2590 01:57:59,520 --> 01:58:00,578 like there's 2 sides to me-- 2591 01:58:00,654 --> 01:58:01,586 2 sides? 2592 01:58:01,656 --> 01:58:02,953 You're Dr.Jekyll and Mr.Jackass. 2593 01:58:03,024 --> 01:58:03,956 I deserve that, but-- 2594 01:58:04,025 --> 01:58:05,185 I've come to realize something 2595 01:58:05,261 --> 01:58:06,193 very, very important. 2596 01:58:06,262 --> 01:58:07,320 What? 2597 01:58:07,396 --> 01:58:08,829 The full extent of our relationship 2598 01:58:08,899 --> 01:58:10,958 wasn't really clear to me up until now, 2599 01:58:11,034 --> 01:58:12,228 for reasons I'm not going to go into, 2600 01:58:12,303 --> 01:58:13,736 but the important thing is, I know 2601 01:58:13,805 --> 01:58:14,999 that I haven't been treating you so nice. 2602 01:58:15,073 --> 01:58:16,005 Yeah, whatever. 2603 01:58:16,075 --> 01:58:17,042 No, no-- 15 seconds. 2604 01:58:17,109 --> 01:58:18,303 15 seconds, please, please. 2605 01:58:18,377 --> 01:58:20,208 15 seconds, don't open your mouth. 2606 01:58:20,280 --> 01:58:22,840 I'm trying to tell you that I'm sorry. 2607 01:58:22,917 --> 01:58:24,111 Because what I've come to realize 2608 01:58:24,185 --> 01:58:26,949 is that I really like you, Marla. 2609 01:58:28,156 --> 01:58:29,453 You do? 2610 01:58:29,524 --> 01:58:31,048 I really do. 2611 01:58:31,127 --> 01:58:32,094 I care about you 2612 01:58:32,161 --> 01:58:33,185 and I don't want anything bad 2613 01:58:33,262 --> 01:58:35,822 to happen to you because of me. 2614 01:58:35,899 --> 01:58:38,595 Marla, your life is in danger. 2615 01:58:39,738 --> 01:58:40,670 What? 2616 01:58:40,739 --> 01:58:43,139 You need to leave town for a while. 2617 01:58:43,209 --> 01:58:44,471 Get out of any major city 2618 01:58:44,543 --> 01:58:45,669 and just go camping or something. 2619 01:58:45,746 --> 01:58:46,804 You're an insane person. 2620 01:58:46,880 --> 01:58:47,972 No, no, I've involved you 2621 01:58:48,048 --> 01:58:49,845 in something terrible that's about to happen. 2622 01:58:49,917 --> 01:58:51,350 No. Shut up, 2623 01:58:51,419 --> 01:58:52,579 shut up! 2624 01:58:55,792 --> 01:58:57,521 Listen, I tried, Tyler. 2625 01:58:57,594 --> 01:58:58,754 I really tried. 2626 01:58:58,828 --> 01:58:59,760 I know you did. 2627 01:58:59,830 --> 01:59:01,798 There are things about you I like. 2628 01:59:01,866 --> 01:59:03,356 You're smart, you're funny, 2629 01:59:03,435 --> 01:59:05,801 you're spectacular in bed. 2630 01:59:05,871 --> 01:59:09,034 But you're intolerable. 2631 01:59:09,108 --> 01:59:12,009 You have very serious emotional problems. 2632 01:59:12,079 --> 01:59:13,842 Deep-seated problems for which you should seek 2633 01:59:13,915 --> 01:59:15,246 professional help. 2634 01:59:15,316 --> 01:59:16,715 I know, and I'm sorry. 2635 01:59:16,785 --> 01:59:17,649 Yeah, you're sorry, I'm sorry, 2636 01:59:17,720 --> 01:59:18,846 everyone's sorry. But... 2637 01:59:20,389 --> 01:59:22,084 I can't do this anymore. 2638 01:59:23,193 --> 01:59:24,717 I can't. 2639 01:59:24,796 --> 01:59:25,785 And I won't. 2640 01:59:27,365 --> 01:59:28,389 I'm gone. 2641 01:59:30,102 --> 01:59:31,034 You can't leave, Marla, 2642 01:59:31,103 --> 01:59:32,678 you're not safe! 2643 01:59:36,584 --> 01:59:37,516 No! Leave me alone! 2644 01:59:37,585 --> 01:59:39,450 Marla, I'm trying to protect you. 2645 01:59:39,521 --> 01:59:41,045 I don't ever want to see you again! 2646 01:59:41,123 --> 01:59:42,784 That's fine, if that's what it takes... 2647 01:59:42,859 --> 01:59:44,190 You wait. Wait right here. 2648 01:59:45,395 --> 01:59:47,090 [Brakes Squealing] 2649 01:59:48,866 --> 01:59:49,798 Hold it right there. 2650 01:59:49,867 --> 01:59:50,799 -[Honking] -Shut up! 2651 01:59:50,869 --> 01:59:51,893 Shut up! 2652 01:59:51,970 --> 01:59:53,801 Take this money and get on this bus. 2653 01:59:53,873 --> 01:59:54,805 And I promise you 2654 01:59:54,874 --> 01:59:55,863 I will never bother you again 2655 01:59:55,942 --> 01:59:56,874 if that's what you want. 2656 01:59:56,943 --> 01:59:58,171 -[Honks] -Shut up! 2657 01:59:58,245 --> 01:59:59,576 Please get on the bus. 2658 01:59:59,646 --> 02:00:01,045 Please get on the bus! 2659 02:00:02,817 --> 02:00:03,977 Why are you doing this? 2660 02:00:04,052 --> 02:00:05,644 Because they think you're some kind of a threat. 2661 02:00:05,721 --> 02:00:06,813 I--I can't explain it right now, 2662 02:00:06,889 --> 02:00:07,821 just trust me. 2663 02:00:07,890 --> 02:00:08,822 If I see where you're going, 2664 02:00:08,892 --> 02:00:09,824 you will not be safe. 2665 02:00:09,893 --> 02:00:11,087 I'm not paying this back. 2666 02:00:11,161 --> 02:00:12,628 I consider it asshole tax. 2667 02:00:12,697 --> 02:00:14,790 That's fine. Remember, stay out of major cities 2668 02:00:14,866 --> 02:00:15,992 for at least a couple of days, OK? 2669 02:00:16,068 --> 02:00:17,000 Tyler. 2670 02:00:18,604 --> 02:00:19,935 You're the worst thing 2671 02:00:20,006 --> 02:00:21,405 that ever happened to me. 2672 02:00:28,950 --> 02:00:29,882 [Honking] 2673 02:00:36,493 --> 02:00:37,858 Hello. 2674 02:00:37,929 --> 02:00:39,521 I need you to arrest me. 2675 02:00:39,597 --> 02:00:41,895 I am the leader of a terrorist organization 2676 02:00:41,967 --> 02:00:44,265 responsible for numerous acts of vandalism, 2677 02:00:44,336 --> 02:00:46,031 and assault all over this city. 2678 02:00:47,107 --> 02:00:48,335 ... in the metropolitan area, 2679 02:00:48,409 --> 02:00:50,934 with probably a couple hundred members. 2680 02:00:51,012 --> 02:00:52,104 Chapters have sprung up 2681 02:00:52,181 --> 02:00:54,945 in 5 or 6 other major cities already. 2682 02:00:55,017 --> 02:00:58,077 This is a tightly regimented organization, 2683 02:00:58,154 --> 02:01:00,247 with many cells capable of operating 2684 02:01:00,324 --> 02:01:03,350 completely independent of central leadership. 2685 02:01:03,428 --> 02:01:05,555 Look, look, go to that house, OK? 2686 02:01:05,630 --> 02:01:07,757 1537 Paper Street. 2687 02:01:07,834 --> 02:01:09,768 That's our headquarters. 2688 02:01:09,836 --> 02:01:12,361 In the back, buried in the garden, 2689 02:01:12,439 --> 02:01:15,533 you'll find the body of Robert Paulson. 2690 02:01:15,610 --> 02:01:17,544 In the basement, 2691 02:01:17,613 --> 02:01:18,807 you're gonna find some bathtubs 2692 02:01:18,881 --> 02:01:20,405 that have been used very recently 2693 02:01:20,482 --> 02:01:24,510 to make large quantities of nitroglycerin. 2694 02:01:24,589 --> 02:01:25,647 I believe the plan 2695 02:01:25,723 --> 02:01:27,486 is to blow up the headquarters 2696 02:01:27,558 --> 02:01:29,150 of these credit card companies, 2697 02:01:29,228 --> 02:01:31,093 and the T.R.W. building. 2698 02:01:32,832 --> 02:01:34,060 Why these buildings? 2699 02:01:34,133 --> 02:01:36,158 Why credit card companies? 2700 02:01:36,237 --> 02:01:38,068 If you erase the debt record, 2701 02:01:38,138 --> 02:01:40,629 then we all go back to zero. 2702 02:01:40,709 --> 02:01:42,734 It'll create total chaos. 2703 02:01:45,514 --> 02:01:46,503 Keep him talking. 2704 02:01:46,583 --> 02:01:47,572 I need to make a phone call. 2705 02:01:58,465 --> 02:02:00,399 I really admire what you're doing. 2706 02:02:02,069 --> 02:02:03,001 What? 2707 02:02:03,070 --> 02:02:05,265 You're a brave man to order this. 2708 02:02:05,340 --> 02:02:07,001 You're a genius, sir. 2709 02:02:07,075 --> 02:02:10,010 You said, if anyone ever interferes 2710 02:02:10,079 --> 02:02:11,842 with Project Mayhem-- even you-- 2711 02:02:11,916 --> 02:02:14,214 we gotta get his balls. 2712 02:02:15,687 --> 02:02:16,654 It's useless to fight. 2713 02:02:16,721 --> 02:02:17,847 This is really a powerful gesture, 2714 02:02:17,923 --> 02:02:18,855 Mr. Durden. 2715 02:02:18,924 --> 02:02:20,186 It'll set quite an example. 2716 02:02:20,259 --> 02:02:22,352 You're making a big mistake, fellas. 2717 02:02:22,428 --> 02:02:23,360 You said you'd say that. 2718 02:02:23,430 --> 02:02:24,897 I'm not Tyler Durden! 2719 02:02:24,965 --> 02:02:26,489 You told us you'd say that, too. 2720 02:02:26,567 --> 02:02:29,400 All right, I am Tyler Durden. 2721 02:02:29,470 --> 02:02:30,664 Listen to me, 2722 02:02:30,739 --> 02:02:32,297 I'm giving you a direct order. 2723 02:02:32,374 --> 02:02:34,365 We are aborting this mission, right now. 2724 02:02:34,444 --> 02:02:35,843 You said you would definitely say that. 2725 02:02:42,054 --> 02:02:43,078 Are you fucking out of your minds? 2726 02:02:43,155 --> 02:02:44,452 You're police officers! 2727 02:02:47,460 --> 02:02:48,586 Somebody timing this? 2728 02:02:48,662 --> 02:02:49,594 No! No! 2729 02:02:49,663 --> 02:02:51,187 Keep your mouth shut! 2730 02:02:51,265 --> 02:02:52,197 [Knock On Door] 2731 02:02:52,267 --> 02:02:53,199 Shit. 2732 02:02:55,972 --> 02:02:56,939 Yeah? 2733 02:02:57,006 --> 02:02:58,030 Hey, you know, some of this information 2734 02:02:58,107 --> 02:02:59,369 checks out. 2735 02:02:59,443 --> 02:03:01,001 Let's go over to that house 2736 02:03:01,078 --> 02:03:02,136 on Paper Street. 2737 02:03:02,212 --> 02:03:03,270 Be right there. 2738 02:03:03,348 --> 02:03:04,280 [Door Closes] 2739 02:03:04,349 --> 02:03:05,714 Hey! Wait! 2740 02:03:05,783 --> 02:03:07,011 I got him. 2741 02:03:07,086 --> 02:03:08,348 Sir, we have to do this, sir. 2742 02:03:08,420 --> 02:03:09,546 Stop fighting. 2743 02:03:09,621 --> 02:03:10,918 Where's the rubber band? 2744 02:03:10,991 --> 02:03:12,083 Get away from me! 2745 02:03:12,158 --> 02:03:13,090 Drop that fucking knife! 2746 02:03:13,159 --> 02:03:14,091 Drop it! 2747 02:03:17,332 --> 02:03:18,264 Back up. 2748 02:03:18,333 --> 02:03:19,391 Face down on the floor, 2749 02:03:19,468 --> 02:03:20,400 both of you, right now! 2750 02:03:22,972 --> 02:03:24,564 Get down on the floor! 2751 02:03:29,180 --> 02:03:31,148 First person comes out this fucking door 2752 02:03:31,216 --> 02:03:33,377 gets a--gets a lead salad, you understand? 2753 02:03:54,546 --> 02:03:55,478 [Horns Blaring] 2754 02:03:58,418 --> 02:04:00,318 Get away! Get away! 2755 02:04:13,036 --> 02:04:14,503 I ran. 2756 02:04:16,040 --> 02:04:17,769 I ran until my muscles burned 2757 02:04:17,842 --> 02:04:19,969 and my veins pumped battery acid. 2758 02:04:22,749 --> 02:04:24,410 Then I ran some more. 2759 02:05:06,036 --> 02:05:07,867 What the fuck are you doing? 2760 02:05:07,939 --> 02:05:09,531 Running around in your underpants. 2761 02:05:09,608 --> 02:05:10,905 Man, you look like a crazy person. 2762 02:05:10,977 --> 02:05:12,706 No, I'm onto you. 2763 02:05:12,778 --> 02:05:13,904 I know what's going on here. 2764 02:05:13,981 --> 02:05:15,039 Well come on, then. 2765 02:05:15,115 --> 02:05:16,605 I got us a great place to watch from. 2766 02:05:16,683 --> 02:05:17,911 [Grunting] 2767 02:05:17,986 --> 02:05:19,044 It'll be like pay-per-view. 2768 02:06:08,016 --> 02:06:08,948 Oh, Christ. 2769 02:06:09,017 --> 02:06:10,917 Now what are you doing? 2770 02:06:10,986 --> 02:06:12,078 I'm stopping this. 2771 02:06:12,155 --> 02:06:15,181 Why? Greatest thing you've ever done, man. 2772 02:06:15,259 --> 02:06:16,886 No, I can't let this happen. 2773 02:06:16,961 --> 02:06:18,485 You know there are 10 other bombs 2774 02:06:18,562 --> 02:06:20,029 in 10 other buildings. 2775 02:06:20,098 --> 02:06:21,463 God damn it, since when is Project Mayhem 2776 02:06:21,533 --> 02:06:22,465 about murder? 2777 02:06:22,535 --> 02:06:23,832 The buildings are empty. 2778 02:06:23,903 --> 02:06:25,461 Security and maintenance, all our people. 2779 02:06:25,538 --> 02:06:26,732 We're not killing anyone, man, 2780 02:06:26,807 --> 02:06:28,035 we're setting 'em free. 2781 02:06:28,108 --> 02:06:29,040 Bob is dead. 2782 02:06:29,109 --> 02:06:30,838 They shot him in the head. 2783 02:06:30,912 --> 02:06:32,174 You wanna make an omelet, 2784 02:06:32,247 --> 02:06:33,805 you gotta break some eggs. 2785 02:06:33,882 --> 02:06:35,144 No, I'm not listening to you. 2786 02:06:35,217 --> 02:06:36,275 You're not even there. 2787 02:06:44,095 --> 02:06:45,062 Wouldn't do that. 2788 02:06:45,130 --> 02:06:47,894 Not unless I knew which wires were what. 2789 02:06:47,967 --> 02:06:49,628 If you know, then I know. 2790 02:06:55,310 --> 02:06:56,242 Or... 2791 02:06:56,311 --> 02:06:57,243 maybe I knew you'd know, 2792 02:06:57,312 --> 02:06:58,336 so I spent the whole day 2793 02:06:58,413 --> 02:06:59,573 thinking about the wrong ones. 2794 02:07:08,047 --> 02:07:09,036 You think? 2795 02:07:11,085 --> 02:07:12,882 Oh, heavens no, not the green one. 2796 02:07:14,055 --> 02:07:15,386 Pull any one but the green one. 2797 02:07:21,265 --> 02:07:23,130 I asked you not to do that! 2798 02:07:28,741 --> 02:07:30,038 Tyler, get away from the van. 2799 02:07:33,079 --> 02:07:34,512 Tyler, I'm not kidding! 2800 02:07:34,581 --> 02:07:36,481 Get away from the van! 2801 02:07:36,550 --> 02:07:37,812 God damn it! 2802 02:07:39,121 --> 02:07:40,588 Whoa! 2803 02:07:40,656 --> 02:07:41,588 Whoa! 2804 02:07:44,794 --> 02:07:47,592 OK, you are now firing a gun 2805 02:07:47,665 --> 02:07:48,927 at your imaginary friend 2806 02:07:48,999 --> 02:07:51,695 near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin! 2807 02:07:53,973 --> 02:07:55,668 Look, Tyler, Tyler! 2808 02:07:58,779 --> 02:08:00,007 Ahh! 2809 02:08:09,159 --> 02:08:10,820 Aw, come on. 2810 02:08:10,894 --> 02:08:12,088 Don't go. 2811 02:08:50,745 --> 02:08:51,905 What? ! 2812 02:09:37,838 --> 02:09:38,998 3 minutes. 2813 02:09:39,074 --> 02:09:41,372 This is it. 2814 02:09:41,443 --> 02:09:43,502 The beginning. 2815 02:09:43,579 --> 02:09:45,547 Ground zero. 2816 02:09:45,614 --> 02:09:47,582 I think this is about where we came in. 2817 02:09:47,651 --> 02:09:48,618 Would you like to say a few words 2818 02:09:48,685 --> 02:09:50,482 to mark the occasion? 2819 02:09:50,555 --> 02:09:52,318 [Mumbling] 2820 02:09:52,390 --> 02:09:53,584 I'm sorry? 2821 02:09:53,659 --> 02:09:56,287 I still can't think of anything. 2822 02:09:57,964 --> 02:10:00,091 Ah, flashback humor. 2823 02:10:05,307 --> 02:10:06,968 It's getting exciting now. 2824 02:10:09,345 --> 02:10:10,369 2 and 1/2. 2825 02:10:10,446 --> 02:10:11,378 Think of everything 2826 02:10:11,448 --> 02:10:12,972 we've accomplished, man. 2827 02:10:14,351 --> 02:10:16,182 Out these windows, we will view 2828 02:10:16,254 --> 02:10:17,846 the collapse of financial history. 2829 02:10:19,024 --> 02:10:21,390 One step closer to economic equilibrium. 2830 02:10:36,346 --> 02:10:37,711 Why is she here? 2831 02:10:37,781 --> 02:10:39,715 Tying up loose ends. 2832 02:10:39,783 --> 02:10:42,877 Marla: Put me down, you bald-headed fucks! 2833 02:10:42,954 --> 02:10:44,182 I'm begging you, 2834 02:10:44,257 --> 02:10:45,189 please don't do this. 2835 02:10:45,258 --> 02:10:46,190 I'm not doing this. 2836 02:10:46,259 --> 02:10:47,954 We are doing this. 2837 02:10:48,028 --> 02:10:49,086 This is what we want. 2838 02:10:49,163 --> 02:10:51,222 No, I don't want this. 2839 02:10:51,299 --> 02:10:54,427 Right, except you is meaningless now. 2840 02:10:54,502 --> 02:10:56,163 We have to forget about you. 2841 02:10:56,238 --> 02:10:58,502 Jesus, you're a voice in my head. 2842 02:10:58,575 --> 02:10:59,872 You're a voice in mine. 2843 02:10:59,943 --> 02:11:01,410 You're a fucking hallucination, 2844 02:11:01,478 --> 02:11:02,604 why can't I get rid of you? 2845 02:11:02,680 --> 02:11:03,612 You need me. 2846 02:11:03,681 --> 02:11:05,740 No, I don't, I really don't anymore. 2847 02:11:05,875 --> 02:11:06,899 Hey, you created me. 2848 02:11:06,976 --> 02:11:08,739 I didn't create some loser alter ego 2849 02:11:08,811 --> 02:11:10,278 to make myself feel better. 2850 02:11:10,347 --> 02:11:11,405 Take some responsibility. 2851 02:11:11,481 --> 02:11:12,675 I do. 2852 02:11:12,749 --> 02:11:14,740 I am responsible for all of it, 2853 02:11:14,819 --> 02:11:15,911 and I accept that. 2854 02:11:15,987 --> 02:11:18,251 So please, I'm begging you, 2855 02:11:18,323 --> 02:11:19,984 please call this off. 2856 02:11:22,328 --> 02:11:24,193 Have I ever let us down? 2857 02:11:25,666 --> 02:11:27,964 How far have you come because of me? 2858 02:11:33,910 --> 02:11:35,901 I will bring us through this. 2859 02:11:35,979 --> 02:11:37,913 As always, 2860 02:11:37,981 --> 02:11:40,176 I will carry you, kicking and screaming, 2861 02:11:40,251 --> 02:11:42,378 and in the end, you will thank me. 2862 02:11:42,454 --> 02:11:44,354 Tyler. 2863 02:11:44,423 --> 02:11:46,618 Tyler, I'm grateful to you 2864 02:11:46,693 --> 02:11:47,955 for everything 2865 02:11:48,028 --> 02:11:49,017 that you've done for me. 2866 02:11:49,095 --> 02:11:50,653 But this is too much. 2867 02:11:50,731 --> 02:11:52,255 I don't want this. 2868 02:11:52,333 --> 02:11:53,265 What do you want? ! 2869 02:11:53,335 --> 02:11:54,597 Want to go back to the shit job, 2870 02:11:54,670 --> 02:11:57,138 fucking condo world, watching sitcoms? 2871 02:11:57,207 --> 02:11:59,175 Fuck you. I won't do it. 2872 02:11:59,242 --> 02:12:01,904 Oh, God, this can't be happening. 2873 02:12:01,979 --> 02:12:04,447 It's already done, so shut up. 2874 02:12:04,516 --> 02:12:05,448 60 seconds. 2875 02:12:05,517 --> 02:12:06,882 Can you see alright? 2876 02:12:09,722 --> 02:12:11,155 I can figure this out. 2877 02:12:11,225 --> 02:12:12,783 I can figure this out, this isn't even real. 2878 02:12:12,860 --> 02:12:14,851 You're not real, that gun isn't-- 2879 02:12:14,929 --> 02:12:16,692 That gun isn't even in your hand. 2880 02:12:18,233 --> 02:12:19,723 The gun's in my hand. 2881 02:12:25,342 --> 02:12:27,742 Hey, good for you. Doesn't change a thing. 2882 02:12:36,657 --> 02:12:39,353 Why do you want to put a gun to your head? 2883 02:12:39,426 --> 02:12:42,259 Not my head, Tyler. 2884 02:12:42,330 --> 02:12:44,093 Our head. 2885 02:12:45,835 --> 02:12:47,234 Interesting. 2886 02:12:50,607 --> 02:12:53,371 Where are you going with this, IKEA boy? 2887 02:13:00,153 --> 02:13:03,611 Hey, it's you and me. 2888 02:13:06,595 --> 02:13:07,527 Friends. 2889 02:13:09,565 --> 02:13:10,497 Tyler... 2890 02:13:13,504 --> 02:13:16,405 I want you to really listen to me. 2891 02:13:16,473 --> 02:13:17,405 OK. 2892 02:13:20,446 --> 02:13:22,107 My eyes are open. 2893 02:13:39,937 --> 02:13:41,837 What's that smell? 2894 02:13:56,157 --> 02:13:57,590 [Elevator Bell Dings] 2895 02:14:02,099 --> 02:14:03,657 Where is everybody? 2896 02:14:03,734 --> 02:14:04,928 I don't know, what's goin' on? 2897 02:14:06,004 --> 02:14:07,266 Mr. Durden! 2898 02:14:08,340 --> 02:14:09,705 Oh, my God. 2899 02:14:09,775 --> 02:14:10,707 Sir? 2900 02:14:15,249 --> 02:14:16,375 Are you, uh... 2901 02:14:16,450 --> 02:14:18,281 Are you alright, sir? 2902 02:14:18,353 --> 02:14:19,581 Oh, yeah, I'm OK. 2903 02:14:19,654 --> 02:14:20,586 You look terrible, sir. 2904 02:14:20,655 --> 02:14:22,316 What happened? 2905 02:14:22,392 --> 02:14:24,587 Oh, nothing. It's no problem. 2906 02:14:24,660 --> 02:14:26,423 Oh, no, no, sir, he's not kidding. 2907 02:14:26,497 --> 02:14:27,657 You look really awful. 2908 02:14:27,731 --> 02:14:28,891 You need medical assistance. 2909 02:14:28,966 --> 02:14:30,433 -I'm fine. -Ugh. 2910 02:14:30,502 --> 02:14:31,491 Look, I'm fine. 2911 02:14:31,569 --> 02:14:34,060 Everything's fine. 2912 02:14:34,140 --> 02:14:37,507 [Marla Shouting] 2913 02:14:37,577 --> 02:14:39,602 Let--Let her go. 2914 02:14:39,679 --> 02:14:40,668 Christ almighty! 2915 02:14:40,748 --> 02:14:42,613 You! 2916 02:14:42,683 --> 02:14:45,117 Hi, Marla. 2917 02:14:46,188 --> 02:14:47,155 Leave her with me, 2918 02:14:47,222 --> 02:14:48,154 get your stuff, 2919 02:14:48,224 --> 02:14:49,156 I'll meet you downstairs. 2920 02:14:49,225 --> 02:14:50,157 Are you sure? 2921 02:14:50,226 --> 02:14:52,194 Yes, I'm sure. 2922 02:14:53,364 --> 02:14:55,332 You fucker! 2923 02:14:55,400 --> 02:14:56,332 What kind of sick fucking game 2924 02:14:56,401 --> 02:14:57,333 are you playing now, 2925 02:14:57,402 --> 02:14:58,334 putting me on a fucking bu-- 2926 02:14:58,404 --> 02:15:00,304 Oh, my God, your face! 2927 02:15:00,373 --> 02:15:01,806 Yeah, I know. 2928 02:15:06,614 --> 02:15:08,548 What happened? 2929 02:15:08,616 --> 02:15:09,776 Don't ask. 2930 02:15:09,852 --> 02:15:10,784 You're shot. 2931 02:15:10,853 --> 02:15:12,218 Yes, I'm shot. 2932 02:15:12,288 --> 02:15:13,812 Oh, my God. 2933 02:15:13,890 --> 02:15:15,323 I can't believe he's standing. 2934 02:15:15,392 --> 02:15:16,825 One tough motherfucker. 2935 02:15:20,699 --> 02:15:22,564 Who did this? 2936 02:15:22,634 --> 02:15:25,159 I did, actually. 2937 02:15:25,238 --> 02:15:26,637 Find some gauze. 2938 02:15:28,642 --> 02:15:30,701 You shot yourself? 2939 02:15:30,778 --> 02:15:31,836 Yes, but it's OK. 2940 02:15:31,913 --> 02:15:33,471 Marla, look at me. 2941 02:15:33,548 --> 02:15:35,812 I'm really OK. 2942 02:15:35,885 --> 02:15:37,853 Trust me. 2943 02:15:37,920 --> 02:15:39,649 Everything's gonna be fine. 2944 02:15:52,739 --> 02:15:54,536 You met me at a very strange time 2945 02:15:54,609 --> 02:15:55,871 in my life. 2946 02:15:57,913 --> 02:15:59,403 With your feet on the air 2947 02:15:59,481 --> 02:16:01,972 And your head on the ground 2948 02:16:05,222 --> 02:16:09,557 Try this trick and spin it, yeah 2949 02:16:10,762 --> 02:16:12,525 Your head'll collapse 2950 02:16:12,598 --> 02:16:14,327 If there's nothing in it 2951 02:16:14,400 --> 02:16:15,662 And you'll ask yourself 2952 02:16:16,436 --> 02:16:17,357 Where is my mind? 2953 02:16:17,357 --> 02:16:19,052 Where is my mind? 2954 02:16:19,127 --> 02:16:21,095 Where is my mind? 2955 02:16:21,162 --> 02:16:25,099 Where is my mind? 2956 02:16:33,078 --> 02:16:39,143 Way out in the water, see it swimming 2957 02:16:44,959 --> 02:16:48,691 I was swimming in the Caribbean 2958 02:16:51,668 --> 02:16:57,107 Animals were hiding behind the rock 2959 02:16:57,175 --> 02:16:59,268 Except for little fish 2960 02:16:59,344 --> 02:17:00,675 When they told me east is west 2961 02:17:00,746 --> 02:17:02,907 Trying to talk to me, coy koi 2962 02:17:02,982 --> 02:17:05,951 Where is my mind? 2963 02:17:06,020 --> 02:17:07,920 Where is my mind? 2964 02:17:07,988 --> 02:17:12,392 Where is my mind? 2965 02:17:19,736 --> 02:17:26,506 Way out in the water, see it swimming 2966 02:17:39,829 --> 02:17:41,194 With your feet on the air 2967 02:17:41,264 --> 02:17:43,858 And your head on the ground 2968 02:17:46,872 --> 02:17:50,673 Try this trick and spin it, yeah 2969 02:17:52,378 --> 02:17:55,905 Your head'll collapse if there's nothing in it 2970 02:17:55,983 --> 02:17:58,042 And you'll ask yourself 2971 02:17:58,119 --> 02:18:00,644 Where is my mind? 2972 02:18:00,723 --> 02:18:02,987 Where is my mind? 2973 02:18:03,058 --> 02:18:07,291 Where is my mind? 2974 02:18:14,607 --> 02:18:21,172 Way out in the water, see it swimming 2975 02:19:03,507 --> 02:21:03,540 Ripped and checked by TripleA 2976 02:21:04,305 --> 02:22:04,430 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today