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{1057}{1094}(man) People always ask me|if l know Tyler Durden.
{1104}{1118}Three minutes.
{1119}{1147}This is it. Ground zero.
{1148}{1192}- Do you have a speech for the occasion?|- (mumbles)
{1193}{1236}With a gun barrel between your teeth,|you speak only in vowels.
{1237}{1261}l can't think of anything.
{1262}{1309}For a second, l forget about|Tyler's controlled demolition thing...
{1310}{1336}..and l wonder how clean that gun is.
{1337}{1362}lt's getting exciting now.
{1363}{1401}That old thing,|how you always hurt the one you love.
{1402}{1427}Well, it works both ways.
{1428}{1479}We have front-row seats|for this theatre ofmass destruction.
{1480}{1513}The Demolitions Committee|of Project Mayhem...
{1514}{1556}..wrapped the foundations|of 12 buildings with explosives.
{1565}{1605}ln two minutes,|primary charges will blow base charges...
{1606}{1647}..and a few blocks will be reduced|to smouldering rubble.
{1648}{1684}l know this because Tyler knows this.
{1685}{1726}Two and a half.|Think of everything we've accomplished.
{1727}{1791}Suddenly l realise that all of this,|the gun, the bombs, the revolution,...
{1792}{1838}..has got something to do|with a girl named Marla Singer.
{1860}{1892}Bob. Bob had bitch tits.
{1893}{1943}This was a support group|for men with testicular cancer.
{1944}{1983}The big moosie slobbering all over me,|that was Bob.
{1984}{2010}We're still men.
{2011}{2038}(flatly) Yes, we're men.
{2039}{2065}Men is what we are.
{2066}{2107}Bob had had his testicles removed.|Then hormone therapy.
{2108}{2154}He developed bitch tits because|his testosterone was too high...
{2155}{2180}..and his body upped the oestrogen.
{2181}{2226}- That was where l fiit...|- They'll have to drain my pecs again.
{2227}{2256}..between those huge sweating tits...
{2257}{2308}..that hung enormous,|the way you'd think of God's as big.
{2309}{2336}OK, you cry now.
{2337}{2367}No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier.
{2384}{2416}For six months, l couldn't sleep.
{2417}{2448}(echoing) l couldn't sleep...
{2449}{2475}With insomnia, nothing's real.
{2476}{2501}Everything's far away.
{2512}{2541}Everything's a copy ofa copy...
{2542}{2566}..of a copy.
{2593}{2660}When deep space exploration ramps up,|it'll be the corporations that name everything.
{2661}{2686}The lBM Stellar Sphere.
{2690}{2715}The Microsoft Galaxy.
{2716}{2741}The Planet Starbucks.
{2748}{2784}l need you out of town this week|to cover some red flags.
{2785}{2828}lt must have been Tuesday.|He had on his cornflower blue tie.
{2829}{2885}You want me to deprioritise my reports|until you advise of a status upgrade?
{2886}{2941}Prioritise these. Here's your flight coupons.|Call me if there's any snags.
{2942}{2988}He was full ofpep.|Must have had his grande latte enema.
{3001}{3065}Like so many others, l had become|a slave to the lkea nesting instinct.
{3066}{3095}Uh... yes. l'd like to order...
{3096}{3123}..the Erika Pekkari dust ruffles.
{3124}{3149}- Please hold.|- Anything clever,...
{3150}{3203}..like a coffee table in the shape ofa yin-yang,|l had to have it.
{3215}{3244}The Klipsk personal offiice unit.
{3245}{3272}The Hovetrekke home exerbike.
{3277}{3319}Or the Ohamshab sofa|with the Strinne green stripe pattern.
{3320}{3386}Even the Ryslampa wire lamps of|environmentally-friendly unbleached paper.
{3387}{3421}l'd flip through catalogues and wonder...
{3422}{3458}.. ''What kind of dining set|defiines me as a person?''
{3459}{3517}l had it all. Even the glass dishes|with tiny bubbles and imperfections,...
{3518}{3579}..proof that they were crafted by the honest,|hard-working, indigenous peoples of...
{3580}{3616}- (woman) Please hold.|- ..wherever.
{3622}{3648}We used to read pornography.
{3649}{3683}Now it was the Horchow collection.
{3684}{3724}- No. You can't die of insomnia.|- What about narcolepsy?
{3725}{3754}l nod off, l wake up in strange places.
{3755}{3779}l have no idea how l got there.
{3780}{3825}- You need to lighten up.|- Can you please just give me something?
{3826}{3870}Red and blue Tuinals, lipstick-red Seconals...
{3875}{3916}No. You need healthy, natural sleep.
{3925}{3966}Chew some valerian root|and get more exercise.
{3991}{4016}Hey, come on.
{4017}{4042}- l'm in pain.|- You wanna see pain?
{4043}{4073}Swing by First Methodist, Tuesday nights.
{4074}{4111}See the guys with testicular cancer.
{4112}{4137}That's pain.
{4223}{4248}(children singing)
{4329}{4370}l always wanted three kids...|two boys and a girl.
{4371}{4399}Mindy wanted two girls and a boy.
{4418}{4448}We never could agree on anything.
{4452}{4474}Well, l... She...
{4475}{4505}She had her first child last week.
{4506}{4533}A girl.
{4534}{4573}With... With her... With her new husband.
{4583}{4608}(man whispers) Fuck!
{4623}{4648}Thank God, you know...
{4649}{4674}l'm glad for her.
{4684}{4719}(sobs) She deserves...
{4765}{4812}Everyone, let's thank Thomas|for sharing himself with us.
{4813}{4838}Thank you, Thomas.
{4839}{4881}l look around this room,|and l see a lot of courage.
{4882}{4907}And that gives me strength.
{4908}{4936}We give each other strength.
{4937}{4964}lt's time for the one-on-ones.
{4971}{5025}So let's all of us follow Thomas's example|and really open ourselves up.
{5026}{5051}Could you find a partner?
{5077}{5115}And this is how l met the big moosie.
{5135}{5174}His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears.
{5203}{5237}Knees together. Those awkward little steps.
{5299}{5325}- My name is Bob.|- Bob?
{5333}{5360}Bob had been a champion bodybuilder.
{5361}{5405}You know that chest expansion programme|on late-night TV?
{5406}{5432}That was his idea.
{5433}{5458}(sobbing) l was a juicer.
{5459}{5485}You know, using steroids?
{5486}{5516}Diabonal and...
{5517}{5545}..Wisterol.
{5546}{5593}Oh, they use that on racehorses,|for Christ sakes.
{5599}{5624}And now l'm bankrupt.
{5634}{5659}l'm divorced.
{5668}{5693}My two grown kids...
{5704}{5736}..won't even return my phone calls.
{5737}{5798}Strangers with this kind ofhonesty|make me go a big, rubbery one.
{5819}{5844}Go ahead,... Cornelius.
{5845}{5870}You can cry.
{6034}{6059}(starts snivelling)
{6060}{6101}And then... something happened.|l let go.
{6102}{6127}That's really good.
{6128}{6153}Lost in oblivion.
{6154}{6182}Dark and silent and complete.
{6218}{6261}l found freedom.|Losing all hope was freedom.
{6291}{6316}(Bob whispers) lt's OK.
{6343}{6369}Babies don't sleep this well.
{6413}{6444}l became addicted.
{6608}{6634}lf l didn't say anything...
{6635}{6667}..people always assumed the worst.
{6713}{6750}They cried harder... then l cried harder.
{6863}{6913}Now we're going to open the green door,|the heart chakra...
{6914}{6939}l wasn't really dying.
{6940}{6973}l wasn't host to cancer or parasites.
{6984}{7036}l was the warm little centre|that the life of this world crowded around.
{7044}{7079}lmagine your pain|as a white ball of healing light.
{7080}{7130}lt moves over your body, healing you.
{7131}{7173}Now keep this going. Remember to breathe...
{7174}{7219}..and step forward|through the back door of the room.
{7229}{7255}Where does it lead?
{7256}{7281}To your cave.
{7282}{7305}Step forward...
{7306}{7332}..into your cave.
{7333}{7358}That's right.
{7359}{7401}(echoing) You're going deeper into your cave.
{7409}{7434}And you're going to find...
{7435}{7460}..your power animal.
{7486}{7502}(penguin) Slide.
{7521}{7552}(penguin giggles)
{7635}{7660}Every evening l died.
{7674}{7706}And every evening l was born again.
{7713}{7738}Resurrected.
{7762}{7814}Bob loved me because he thought|my testicles were removed too.
{7815}{7848}Being there, pressed against his tits,...
{7849}{7874}..ready to cry.
{7875}{7907}This was my vacation.
{7935}{7954}And she...
{7955}{7987}..ruined everything.
{7988}{8013}This is cancer, right?
{8048}{8075}This chick, Marla Singer,...
{8076}{8108}..did not have testicular cancer.
{8109}{8134}She was a liar.
{8135}{8160}She had no diseases at all.
{8161}{8206}l had seen her at Free And Clear,|my blood parasites group, Thursdays.
{8207}{8249}Then at Hope,|my bimonthly sickle-cell circle.
{8255}{8314}And again, at Seize The Day,|my tuberculosis, Friday night.
{8328}{8352}Marla,...
{8353}{8383}..the big tourist.
{8384}{8409}Her lie reflected my lie.
{8416}{8441}And suddenly, l felt nothing.
{8442}{8486}l couldn't cry. So once again,...
{8487}{8512}..l couldn't sleep.
{8643}{8673}Next group, after guided meditation,...
{8674}{8715}..after we open our heart chakras,|when it's time to hug,...
{8716}{8754}..l'm gonna grab that bitch,|Marla Singer, and scream.
{8755}{8802}Marla, you liar!|You big tourist, l need this! Now, get out!
{8827}{8856}l hadn't slept in four days.
{8857}{8879}(TV) We'lljust let that dry...
{8880}{8922}When you have insomnia,|you're never really asleep.
{8923}{8952}And you're never really awake.
{8966}{8996}To begin tonight's communion,...
{8997}{9032}..Chloe would like to say a few words.
{9034}{9069}Oh, yeah. Chloe.
{9079}{9139}Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton|would look ifyou made it walk around...
{9140}{9165}..being extra nice to everybody.
{9170}{9195}Well, l'm still here.
{9200}{9225}But l don't know for how long.
{9235}{9273}That's as much certainty|as anyone can give me.
{9274}{9297}But l've got some good news.
{9298}{9343}l no longer have any fear of death.
{9390}{9435}But... l am in a pretty lonely place.
{9448}{9473}No-one will have sex with me.
{9487}{9539}l'm so close to the end,|and all l want is to get laid for the last time.
{9547}{9588}l have pornographic movies|in my apartment,...
{9589}{9635}- ..and lubricants and amyl nitrite.|- Thank you, Chloe.
{9643}{9669}Everyone, let's thank Chloe.
{9670}{9695}(all) Thank you, Chloe.
{9729}{9775}Now, let's ready ourselves|for guided meditation.
{9789}{9829}You're standing at the entrance of your cave.
{9835}{9877}You step inside your cave and you walk...
{9878}{9915}if l did have a tumour, l'd name it Marla.
{9928}{9952}Marla.
{9953}{10006}The scratch on the roof ofyour mouth|that would heal ifyou could stop tonguing it.
{10007}{10032}But you can't.
{10043}{10078}(group leader)|..deeper into your cave as you walk.
{10079}{10121}(echoing) You feel|a healing energy all around you.
{10153}{10178}Now fiind your power animal.
{10212}{10238}Slide.
{10280}{10321}(group leader) OK. Let's partner up.
{10322}{10350}Pick someone special to you tonight.
{10424}{10449}Hey.
{10454}{10479}- We need to talk.|- Sure.
{10536}{10561}- l'm onto you.|- What?
{10562}{10600}Yeah. You're a faker. You're not dying.
{10601}{10622}Sorry?
{10623}{10683}ln the Tibetan-philosophy, Sylvia-Plath|sense of the word, l know we're all dying.
{10684}{10735}- But you're not dying the way Chloe is.|- So?
{10742}{10767}So you're a tourist.
{10768}{10819}l've seen you. l saw you at melanoma,|l saw you at tuberculosis.
{10820}{10850}l saw you at testicular cancer!
{10851}{10871}l saw you practising this.
{10872}{10901}- Practising what?|- Telling me off.
{10902}{10948}ls it going as well as you hoped,... Rupert?
{10949}{10971}l'll expose you.
{10972}{10997}Go ahead. l'll expose you.
{11006}{11041}(leader)|Come together. Let yourselves cry.
{11099}{11124}(sobs)
{11125}{11150}Oh, God. Why are you doing this?
{11151}{11185}lt's cheaper than a movie|and there's free coffee.
{11186}{11219}Look, this is important.|These are my groups.
{11220}{11245}l've been coming for over a year.
{11246}{11284}- Why do you do it?|- l don't know.
{11285}{11331}When people think you're dying,|they listen to you instead of...
{11332}{11368}lnstead of waiting for their turn to speak.
{11383}{11408}Yeah. Yeah.
{11423}{11458}Share yourself... completely.
{11467}{11492}Look, you don't want to get into this.
{11493}{11518}- lt becomes an addiction.|- Really?
{11519}{11570}l'm not kidding. l can't cry|if another faker is present, and l need this.
{11571}{11596}You gotta find somewhere else to go.
{11597}{11640}Candystripe a cancer ward.|lt's not my problem.
{11678}{11703}No, wait a second. Hold on.
{11704}{11729}We'll split up the week, OK?
{11730}{11756}You take lymphoma and tuberculosis.
{11757}{11795}You take tuberculosis.|My smoking doesn't go over at all.
{11796}{11835}OK. Good. Fine.|Testicular cancer should be no contest.
{11836}{11883}Technically, l have more right to be there.|You still have your balls.
{11884}{11913}- You're kidding.|- l dunno. Am l?
{11921}{11938}No. No.
{11939}{11971}- What do you want?|- l'll take the parasites.
{11972}{12005}You can't have both.|Take the blood parasites.
{12006}{12059}- l want brain parasites.|- l'll take the blood but l want brain dementia.
{12060}{12093}- l want that.|- You can't have the whole brain.
{12094}{12124}So far, you have four. l only have two.
{12125}{12172}OK. Take both the parasites. They're yours.
{12173}{12201}Now we both have three...
{12233}{12265}Hey! You left half your clothes.
{12282}{12307}(tyres screech)
{12308}{12333}(car horn)
{12463}{12489}- What, are you selling those?|- Yes!
{12490}{12515}l'm selling some clothes!
{12516}{12541}So! We each have three. That's six.
{12542}{12576}What about the seventh day?|l want bowel cancer.
{12577}{12602}The girl had done her homework.
{12603}{12629}No. No. l want bowel cancer.
{12637}{12662}That's your favourite too?
{12663}{12705}- Tried to slip it by me, eh?|- Look, we'll split it.
{12706}{12731}Take the first and third Sunday.
{12761}{12783}Deal.
{12814}{12842}Looks like this is goodbye.
{12843}{12869}Let's not make a big thing out of it.
{12870}{12899}How's this for not making a big thing?
{12941}{12963}Hey, Marla!
{12966}{12992}Marla!
{12993}{13025}Maybe we should exchange numbers.
{13026}{13049}Should we?
{13050}{13099}- We might wanna switch nights.|- OK.
{13161}{13192}This is how l met Marla Singer.
{13212}{13264}Marla's philosophy oflife|was that she might die at any moment.
{13265}{13293}The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't.
{13294}{13342}lt doesn't have your name!|Who are you? Cornelius? Rupert?
{13343}{13391}Travis? Any of the stupid names|you give each night?
{13426}{13451}You wake up at SeaTac.
{13452}{13488}SFO. LAX.
{13489}{13517}You wake up at O'Hare.
{13518}{13544}Dallas Fort Worth.
{13545}{13568}BWl.
{13569}{13615}Pacifiic. Mountain. Central.|Lose an hour. Gain an hour.
{13616}{13662}The check-in for that flight|isn't for another two hours, sir.
{13663}{13703}This is your life,|and it's ending one minute at a time.
{13704}{13740}You wake up at Air Harbor lnternational.
{13757}{13802}if you wake up at a different time,|in a different place,...
{13803}{13836}..could you wake up as a different person?
{13837}{13862}Everywhere l travel,...
{13863}{13890}..tiny life.
{13891}{13921}Single-serving sugar and cream.
{13922}{13944}Single pat ofbutter.
{13945}{13979}The microwave cordon bleu hobby kit.
{13980}{14003}Shampoo-conditioner combos.
{14004}{14051}Sample-package mouthwash.|Tiny bars ofsoap.
{14068}{14098}The people l meet on each flight,...
{14099}{14125}..they're single-serving friends.
{14126}{14170}Between takeoffand landing,|we have our time together.
{14171}{14198}That's all we get.
{14199}{14222}(TV) Welcome!
{14247}{14297}On a long enough time line,|the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
{14298}{14343}l was a recall coordinator.|Myjob was to apply the formula.
{14344}{14373}The infant went through the windshield.
{14374}{14423}A new car built by my company|leaves somewhere travelling at 60 mph.
{14425}{14450}The rear differential locks up.
{14462}{14493}The teenager's braces|are stuck to the ashtray.
{14494}{14523}Might make a good anti-smoking ad.
{14524}{14566}The car crashes and burns|with everyone trapped inside.
{14567}{14594}Now, should we initiate a recall?
{14595}{14620}The father must have been huge.
{14621}{14660}See where the fat burned to the seat?|The polyester shirt?
{14661}{14685}Very modern art.
{14686}{14716}Take the number of vehicles in the fiield, A.
{14717}{14749}Multiply it by the probable rate offailure, B.
{14750}{14796}Multiply the result by|the average out-of-court settlement, C.
{14797}{14822}A x B x C...
{14824}{14847}..equals X.
{14848}{14879}lf X is less than the cost of a recall,...
{14880}{14905}..we don't do one.
{14906}{14944}Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?
{14945}{14968}You wouldn't believe.
{14986}{15016}Which car company do you work for?
{15017}{15044}A major one.
{15074}{15121}Every time the plane banked too sharply|on takeoff or landing,...
{15122}{15162}..l prayed for a crash or a midair collision.
{15170}{15188}Anything.
{15295}{15339}Life insurance pays off triple|if you die on a business trip.
{15375}{15414}''lf you are seated in an emergency exit row...
{15415}{15457}..and would be unable or unwilling|to perform the duties...
{15458}{15512}..listed on the safety card, please|ask a flight attendant to reseat you.''
{15533}{15558}lt's a lot of responsibility.
{15559}{15585}Wanna switch seats?
{15586}{15629}No. l'm not sure|l'm the man for that particular job.
{15630}{15682}An exit-door procedure at 30,000ft. Mm-hm.
{15683}{15708}The illusion of safety.
{15711}{15736}Yeah. l guess so.
{15737}{15772}You know why|they put oxygen masks on planes?
{15773}{15828}- So you can breathe.|- Oxygen gets you high.
{15841}{15884}ln a catastrophic emergency,|you take giant panic breaths.
{15885}{15915}Suddenly you become euphoric, docile.
{15916}{15943}You accept your fate.
{15951}{15975}lt's all right here.
{15976}{16014}Emergency water landing, 600mph.
{16015}{16049}Blank faces. Calm as Hindu cows.
{16050}{16075}That's um...
{16090}{16117}That's an interesting theory.
{16141}{16167}- What do you do?|- What do you mean?
{16168}{16193}What do you do for a living?
{16194}{16233}Why? So you can pretend you're interested?
{16265}{16281}OK.
{16282}{16317}You have|a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.
{16356}{16381}We have the exact same briefcase.
{16391}{16415}Soap.
{16416}{16460}- Sorry?|- l make and l sell soap.
{16461}{16490}The yardstick of civilisation.
{16496}{16520}And this is how l met...
{16521}{16543}Tyler Durden.
{16544}{16607}Did you know if you mix gasoline and|frozen orange juice, you can make napalm?
{16608}{16643}- No, l did not. ls that true?|- That's right.
{16644}{16690}One can make all kinds of explosives|with simple household items.
{16691}{16721}- Really?|- lf one was so inclined.
{16780}{16842}Tyler, you are by far the most interesting|single-serving friend l have ever met.
{16865}{16914}- Everything on a plane is single-serving...|- Oh, l get it. Very clever.
{16915}{16934}Thank you.
{16935}{16960}How's it working out for you?
{16961}{16994}- What?|- Being clever?
{16995}{17024}Great.
{17025}{17062}Keep it up, then. Right up.
{17076}{17102}(sighs) A question of etiquette.
{17103}{17139}As l pass, do l give you the ass or the crotch?
{17223}{17251}How l came to live with Tyler is...
{17252}{17303}Airlines have this policy|about vibrating luggage.
{17396}{17452}- Was it ticking?|- Throwers know modern bombs don't tick.
{17453}{17491}- Sorry, throwers?|- Baggage handlers.
{17492}{17519}But when a suitcase vibrates,...
{17520}{17553}..the throwers have got to call the police.
{17554}{17596}- My suitcase was vibrating?|- Nine times out of ten...
{17597}{17622}..it's an electric razor.
{17623}{17648}But... every once in a while...
{17683}{17708}lt's a dildo.
{17717}{17766}lt's company policy never to imply|ownership in the event of a dildo.
{17767}{17814}We have to use the indefinite article,|a dildo, never...
{17815}{17840}..your dildo.
{17841}{17866}l don't own...
{17898}{17935}l had everything in that suitcase.|My CK shirts.
{17936}{17974}My DKNY shoes. My AX ties.
{17994}{18022}Never mind.
{18046}{18078}(man outside) Hey! That's my car!
{18115}{18141}(sirens)
{18154}{18178}Home was a condo on the 15.th floor...
{18179}{18215}..of a fiiling cabinet|for widows and professionals.
{18216}{18248}The walls were solid concrete.
{18249}{18274}A foot of concrete is important...
{18275}{18326}..when your next-door neighbour|has to watch game shows at full volume.
{18327}{18373}Or when a blast of debris|that used to be your personal effects...
{18374}{18423}..blows out ofyour windows|and sails flaming into the night.
{18424}{18450}(helicopter hovering)
{18500}{18528}l suppose these things happen.
{18644}{18669}(sirens)
{18683}{18708}There's... nothing up there.
{18709}{18749}You can't go into the unit. Police orders.
{18852}{18883}Do you have somebody you can call?
{18884}{18909}How embarrassing.
{18910}{18945}A houseful of condiments and no food.
{19059}{19104}The police later told me|the pilot light might have gone out...
{19116}{19152}..letting outjust a little bit ofgas.
{19153}{19180}That gas could have fiilled the condo.
{19181}{19223}1700 square feet with high ceilings|for days and days.
{19322}{19368}Then the refrigerator's compressor|could have clicked on.
{19381}{19406}(Marla) Yeah?
{19443}{19468}(Marla) l can hear you breathing...
{19572}{19619}if you ask me now,|l couldn't tell you why l called him.
{19727}{19752}(ringing tone)
{19879}{19904}(engine starts)
{19985}{20010}(phone rings)
{20138}{20165}- Hello?|- (tyyler) Who's this?
{20166}{20191}(tyyler munches)
{20192}{20217}- Tyler?|- Who is this?
{20218}{20234}Um...
{20235}{20262}We met... We met on the airplane.
{20263}{20290}We had the same suitcase?
{20291}{20316}Uh... the clever guy?
{20317}{20345}(laughs) Oh, yeah. Right.
{20369}{20401}l called a second ago. There was no answer.
{20402}{20453}- l'm at a payphone.|- Yeah, l *69'd you. l never pick up my phone.
{20486}{20511}- So what's up?|- Uh...
{20519}{20544}Well.
{20545}{20570}You're not gonna believe this.
{20595}{20622}(tyyler) You know, it could be worse.
{20623}{20668}A woman could cut off your penis|while you sleep and toss it out of a car.
{20678}{20717}There's always that. l don't know.
{20718}{20756}When you buy furniture,|you tell yourself, that's it.
{20757}{20782}That's the last sofa l'll need.
{20783}{20816}Whatever happens,|that sofa problem is handled.
{20817}{20859}l had it all.|l had a stereo that was very decent.
{20860}{20902}A wardrobe that was getting very respectable.
{20903}{20929}l was close to being complete.
{20930}{20961}- Shit, man. Now it's all gone.|- All gone.
{20962}{20995}All gone.
{21010}{21034}Do you know what a duvet is?
{21036}{21072}- A comforter.|- lt's a blanket.
{21073}{21121}Just a blanket. Why do guys|like you and l know what a duvet is?
{21122}{21172}ls this essential to our survival|in the hunter-gatherer sense?
{21173}{21192}No.
{21193}{21217}What are we, then?
{21218}{21249}l dunno. Consumers.
{21250}{21275}Right. We're consumers.
{21276}{21315}We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession.
{21316}{21363}Murder, crime, poverty.|These things don't concern me.
{21364}{21405}What concerns me are celebrity magazines,...
{21406}{21431}..television with 500 channels,...
{21432}{21464}..some guy's name on my underwear.|Rogaine.
{21465}{21490}Viagra. Olestra.
{21491}{21525}- Martha Stewart.|- Fuck Martha Stewart.
{21526}{21568}She's polishing the brass on the Titanic.|lt's all going down.
{21569}{21614}So fuck off with your sofa units|and Strinne green stripe patterns.
{21615}{21655}l say never be complete.
{21656}{21681}l say stop being perfect.
{21682}{21706}l say let's evolve.
{21707}{21735}Let the chips fall where they may.
{21761}{21786}But that's me, and l could be wrong.
{21787}{21812}Maybe it's a terrible tragedy.
{21813}{21843}lt's just stuff. Not a tragedy...
{21844}{21889}You did lose a lot of versatile solutions|for modern living.
{21890}{21921}Fuck, you're right. l don't smoke.
{21961}{22006}My insurance is probably gonna cover it, so...
{22036}{22061}What?
{22062}{22100}The things you own end up owning you.
{22140}{22165}Do what you like, man.
{22173}{22203}(sighs) Oh, it's late.
{22204}{22236}- Hey, thanks for the beer.|- Yeah, man.
{22238}{22263}l should find a hotel.
{22272}{22297}- Oh!|- What?
{22298}{22318}What?
{22319}{22344}- A hotel?|- Yeah.
{22345}{22382}- Just ask, man.|- What are you talking about?
{22383}{22428}Oh, God. Three pitchers of beer|and you still can't ask.
{22440}{22459}What?
{22460}{22492}You called me|because you needed a place to stay.
{22493}{22534}- Oh, hey. No, no, no.|- Yes, you did. So just ask.
{22535}{22566}Cut the foreplay and just ask, man.
{22588}{22615}Would... Would that be a problem?
{22616}{22641}ls it a problem for you to ask?
{22653}{22680}- Can l stay at your place?|- Yeah.
{22696}{22721}Thanks.
{22771}{22807}- l want you to do me a favour.|- Yeah, sure.
{22808}{22837}l want you to hit me as hard as you can.
{22839}{22862}What?
{22863}{22909}l want you to hit me as hard as you can.
{22910}{22945}Let me tell you a little bit about Tyler Durden.
{22948}{22976}Tyler was a night person.
{22977}{23004}While the rest of us slept, he worked.
{23005}{23044}He had one part-time job as a projectionist.
{23045}{23081}A movie doesn't come all on one big reel.|lt comes on a few.
{23082}{23126}Someone has to switch the projectors|at the exact moment...
{23127}{23166}..that one reel ends and the next one begins.
{23167}{23214}You can see little dots come into|the upper right corner of the screen.
{23215}{23248}ln the industry, we call them cigarette burns.
{23249}{23274}That's the cue for a changeover.
{23275}{23332}He flips the projectors, movie keeps|going and the audience has no idea.
{23333}{23360}Why would anyone want this shit job?
{23361}{23399}Because it affords him|interesting opportunities.
{23400}{23443}Like splicing a frame of pornography|into family films.
{23444}{23504}So when the snooty cat and the courageous|dog with the celebrity voices first meet,...
{23505}{23556}..that's when you'll catch a flash|of Tyler's contribution to the film.
{23638}{23670}Nobody knows that they saw it but they did.
{23671}{23701}Nice, big cock.
{23733}{23758}(cries)
{23759}{23791}Even a hummingbird|couldn't catch Tyler at work.
{23855}{23915}Tyler also works sometimes as a banquet|waiter at the luxurious Pressman hotel.
{23971}{24020}He was the guerrilla terrorist|of the food service industry.
{24021}{24049}Do not watch. l cannot go when you watch.
{24050}{24103}Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque,|he farted on meringues,...
{24104}{24135}..and as for the cream of mushroom soup...
{24136}{24160}(sniggers) Go ahead, tell 'em.
{24161}{24185}You get the idea.
{24188}{24226}- You just want me to hit you?|- Come on. Do me this one favour.
{24227}{24268}- Why?|- l don't know. Never been in a fight. You?
{24269}{24317}- No. But that's a good thing.|- You can't know yourself if you haven't!
{24318}{24346}l don't wanna die without any scars.
{24347}{24398}- Come on. Hit me, before l lose my nerve.|- Oh, God. This is crazy.
{24399}{24427}So go crazy! Let it rip.
{24428}{24460}- l don't know about this.|- l don't either.
{24461}{24498}Who gives a shit? No-one's watching.|What do you care?
{24499}{24528}This is crazy. You want me to hit you?!
{24529}{24554}That's right.
{24555}{24594}- Where? Like, in the face?|- Surprise me.
{24620}{24646}This is so fucking stupid.
{24776}{24802}Motherfucker!
{24803}{24828}He hit me in the ear!
{24829}{24868}- Well, Jesus, l'm sorry.|- Ow, Christ!
{24869}{24894}- Why the ear, man?|- l fucked it up.
{24895}{24915}No, that was perfect.
{24919}{24944}Uh! Agh!
{25071}{25096}(winded) No, it's all right.
{25106}{25131}lt really hurts.
{25137}{25162}Right.
{25166}{25192}Hit me again.
{25193}{25219}No, you hit me. Come on!
{25225}{25251}(shouting)
{25423}{25453}We should do this again sometime.
{25606}{25633}- Where's your car?|- What car?
{25634}{25659}(belches)
{25759}{25787}l don't know how Tyler found that house...
{25788}{25815}..but he said he'd been there for a year.
{25816}{25852}lt looked like it was waiting to be torn down.
{25853}{25882}Most of the windows were boarded up.
{25883}{25947}There was no lock on the front door from|when the police, or whoever, kicked it in.
{25948}{25973}The stairs were ready to collapse.
{25974}{26004}l didn't know ifhe owned it or was squatting.
{26005}{26035}Neither would have surprised me.
{26046}{26071}Yep. That's you.
{26072}{26103}That's me. That's the toilet. Good?
{26104}{26129}Yeah, thanks.
{26130}{26153}What a shithole.
{26154}{26177}Nothing worked.
{26221}{26268}Turning on one light meant|another light in the house went out.
{26269}{26313}There were no neighbours.|Just warehouses and a paper mill.
{26314}{26362}That fart smell ofsteam.|The hamster-cage smell of wood chips.
{26383}{26412}What have we here?
{26590}{26616}- Hey, guys.|- Hey.
{26747}{26784}Every time it rained, we had to kill the power.
{26795}{26835}By the end of the fiirst month,|l didn't miss TV.
{26848}{26888}l didn't even mind the warm, stale refrigerator.
{27037}{27064}Can l be next?
{27117}{27142}All right, man.
{27143}{27167}Lose the tie.
{27185}{27216}- (glass smashing)|- (laughing)
{27217}{27267}At night, Tyler and l were alone|for haifa mile in every direction.
{27285}{27305}(crash)
{27306}{27332}(dogs barking)
{27333}{27380}Rain trickled down through|the plaster and the light fiixtures.
{27381}{27415}Everything wooden swelled and shrank.
{27416}{27454}Everywhere were rusted nails|to snag your elbow on.
{27455}{27486}The previous occupant had been a shut-in.
{27487}{27512}Hey, man. What are you reading?
{27513}{27566}Listen to this. lt's an article written|by an organ in the first person.
{27567}{27600}''l am Jack's medulla oblongata.|Without me,...
{27601}{27642}..Jack could not regulate|his heart rate or breathing.''
{27643}{27669}There's a whole series of these.
{27670}{27695}''l Am Jill's Nipples.''
{27719}{27767}- ''l Am Jack's Colon.''|- (laughs) ''l Get Cancer. l Kill Jack.''
{27783}{27805}Whoop! Agh!
{27806}{27852}After fiighting, everything else|in life got the volume turned down.
{27853}{27896}- (inaudible)|- What?
{27897}{27940}- You could deal with anything.|- Have you finished those reports?
{27996}{28027}(tyyler) ifyou could choose,|who would you fiight?
{28028}{28053}l'd fight my boss, probably.
{28054}{28079}Really?
{28080}{28120}- Yeah, why? Who would you fight?|- l'd fight my dad.
{28121}{28146}l don't know my dad.
{28147}{28170}l mean, l know him, but...
{28171}{28200}He left when l was like, six years old.
{28201}{28237}Married this other woman|and had some other kids.
{28238}{28264}He did this every six years.
{28265}{28314}- He changes city and starts a new family.|- Fucker's setting up franchises!
{28324}{28349}My dad never went to college.
{28350}{28397}- So it was real important that l go.|- That sounds familiar.
{28398}{28452}So l graduate. Call him up long-distance|and say, ''Dad, now what?''
{28453}{28477}- He says, ''Get a job.''|- Same here.
{28478}{28510}Now l'm 25. Make my yearly call again.
{28511}{28535}''Dad, now what?''
{28536}{28561}He says, ''l dunno. Get married.''
{28562}{28604}You can't get married.
{28613}{28638}l'm a 30-year-old boy.
{28639}{28669}We're a generation of men raised by women.
{28670}{28721}l'm wondering if another woman|is really the answer we need.
{28792}{28830}Most of the week, we were Ozzie and Harriet.
{28841}{28883}But every Saturday night,|we were fiinding something out.
{28898}{28939}We were fiinding out more and more|that we were not alone.
{28986}{29042}lt used to be that when l came home angry|or depressed, l'djust clean my condo.
{29043}{29069}Polish my Scandinavian furniture.
{29070}{29131}l should have been looking for a new condo|or haggling with my insurance company.
{29132}{29177}l should have been upset|about my nice flaming little shit.
{29178}{29201}But l wasn't.
{29202}{29246}The premise of cybernetting an office|is make things more efficient.
{29247}{29281}Monday mornings,|ljust thought about next week.
{29282}{29319}Can l get the icon in cornflower blue?
{29320}{29333}Absolutely.
{29334}{29373}Efficiency is priority No.1 , people.
{29375}{29408}Because waste is a thief.
{29409}{29447}l showed this to my man here.|You liked it, didn't you?
{29492}{29539}You can swallow a pint ofblood|before you get sick.
{29551}{29578}lt was right in everyone's face.
{29579}{29605}Tyler and ljust made it visible.
{29606}{29635}lt was on the tip of everyone's tongue.
{29636}{29661}Tyler and ljust gave it a name.
{29662}{29687}(rock music)
{29796}{29821}Come on, you've gotta go home!
{30088}{30116}Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back.
{30367}{30411}Every week,|Tyler gave the rules that he and l decided.
{30412}{30437}Gentlemen!
{30446}{30471}Welcome to Fight Club.
{30497}{30523}The first rule of Fight Club is...
{30524}{30552}..you do not talk about Fight Club.
{30553}{30584}The second rule of Fight Club is...
{30589}{30631}..you do not talk about Fight Club!
{30632}{30660}Third rule of Fight Club.
{30661}{30695}Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out,...
{30696}{30729}..the fight is over. Fourth rule.
{30730}{30758}Only two guys to a fight.
{30759}{30781}Fifth rule.
{30782}{30814}- One fight at a time, fellas.|- (laughter)
{30815}{30845}Sixth rule. No shirts. No shoes.
{30846}{30893}Seventh rule.|Fights will go on as long as they have to.
{30915}{30946}And the eighth and final rule.
{30960}{30998}lf this is your first night at Fight Club...
{30999}{31024}..you have to fight.
{31025}{31050}(shouting and cheering)
{31074}{31099}This kid from work, Ricky,...
{31100}{31154}..couldn't remember whether|you ordered pens with blue ink or black.
{31155}{31184}But Ricky was a god for ten minutes...
{31185}{31225}..when he trounced|the maitre d' ofa local food court.
{31247}{31311}Sometimes, all you could hear were|the flat, hard, packing sounds over the yelling.
{31356}{31393}Or the wet choke|when someone gasped and sprayed...
{31394}{31418}Stop!
{31419}{31454}You weren't alive anywhere|like you were there.
{31455}{31512}But Fight Club only exists in the hours|between when Fight Club starts and ends.
{31519}{31555}Even ifl could tell someone|they had a good fiight,...
{31556}{31584}..l wouldn't be talking to the same man.
{31585}{31625}Who you were in Fight Club|is not who you were outside ofit.
{31626}{31686}A guy came to Fight Club for the fiirst time.|His ass was a wad of cookie dough.
{31687}{31721}After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.
{31731}{31770}lf you could fight any celebrity,|who would you fight?
{31771}{31808}- Alive or dead?|- Doesn't matter. Who'd be tough?
{31819}{31858}Hemingway. You?
{31865}{31903}Shatner. l'd fight William Shatner.
{31916}{31954}We all started seeing things differently.
{31969}{32010}Everywhere we went,|we were sizing things up.
{32050}{32087}l felt sorry for guys packed into gyms,...
{32088}{32137}..trying to look like how Calvin Klein|or Tommy Hilfiiger said they should.
{32138}{32164}ls that what a man looks like?
{32175}{32209}Oh, self-improvement is masturbation.
{32210}{32235}Now, self-destruction...
{32236}{32260}Excuse me.
{32261}{32283}(man roars)
{32284}{32309}(cheering)
{32582}{32607}(cheering)
{32676}{32714}Fight Club wasn't about winning or losing.
{32715}{32740}lt wasn't about words.
{32763}{32805}The hysterical shouting was in tongues...
{32806}{32830}..like at a Pentecostal Church.
{32884}{32909}- ls that it?|- Stop!
{32910}{32945}When the fiight was over, nothing was solved.
{32946}{32969}But nothing mattered.
{32970}{33003}Cool.
{33004}{33038}Afterwards, we all felt saved.
{33049}{33078}Hey, man. How about next week?
{33079}{33104}How about next month?!
{33105}{33130}Everybody here in the middle.
{33131}{33156}New guy, you too.
{33177}{33203}Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me.
{33204}{33229}He fell down some stairs.
{33237}{33262}l fell down some stairs.
{33284}{33340}Fight Club became the reason to cut|your hair short or trim your fiingernails.
{33341}{33371}OK. Any historical figure.
{33372}{33394}l'd fight Gandhi.
{33402}{33424}Good answer.
{33425}{33452}- How about you?|- Lincoln.
{33453}{33484}Lincoln? Hmm.
{33485}{33528}Big guy, big reach.|Skinny guys fight till they're burger.
{33539}{33564}Fuck!
{33578}{33610}Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.
{33659}{33682}(phone rings)
{33720}{33737}Hello?
{33738}{33767}Where have you been the last eight weeks?
{33768}{33783}Marla?
{33784}{33808}(tyyler yells)
{33818}{33856}- How did you find me?|- You left a forwarding number.
{33857}{33893}l haven't seen you at any support groups.
{33894}{33932}We split 'em up.|That was the idea. Remember?
{33933}{33967}Yeah, but you haven't been going to yours.
{33968}{34010}- How do you know?|- l cheated.
{34011}{34033}l found a new one.
{34040}{34067}- Really?|- lt's for men only.
{34068}{34087}Like the testicle thing?
{34088}{34113}(tyyler) Whah!
{34132}{34157}Look, this is a bad time.
{34158}{34187}l've been going to Debtors Anonymous.
{34188}{34231}- They're really fucked-up people...|- l'm on my way out.
{34232}{34261}Me too. l've got a stomach full of Xanax.
{34262}{34290}l took what was left of a bottle.
{34291}{34316}lt might have been too much.
{34317}{34360}Picture Marla Singer throw herseif|around her crummy apartment.
{34362}{34416}This isn't a for-real suicide thing.|This is probably a cry-for-help thing.
{34417}{34452}So you're staying in tonight, then?
{34453}{34487}Do you wanna wait|and hear me describe death?
{34488}{34542}Do you wanna listen|and see ifmy spirit can use a phone?
{34569}{34601}Have you ever heard a death rattle before?
{34917}{34975}Tyler's door was closed. l'd been here for|two months and his door was never closed.
{35000}{35025}(footsteps)
{35035}{35073}You won't believe this dream|l had last night.
{35074}{35113}l can hardly believe anything about last night.
{35179}{35204}(gargles)
{35210}{35230}(giggles)
{35231}{35254}What are you doing here?
{35287}{35312}What?
{35313}{35342}This is my house.|What are you doing here?
{35371}{35395}Fuck you!
{35396}{35418}(drops glass)
{35551}{35570}(tyyler laughs)
{35571}{35611}Oh, you've got some fucked-up friends!
{35612}{35636}Limber, though.
{35637}{35661}Silly cooze.
{35674}{35707}l come in last night. Phone's off the hook.
{35708}{35733}Guess who's on the other end?
{35734}{35760}l knew the story before he told me.
{35788}{35831}(Marla)|Have you ever heard a death rattle before?
{35832}{35866}Do you think it'll live up to its name?
{35867}{35910}Or will itjust be a death hairball?
{35916}{35941}(coughs)
{35951}{35999}Prepare to evacuate soul.
{36000}{36019}(Marla) Ten,...
{36020}{36054}..nine,... eight,...
{36055}{36083}How could Tyler, ofall people,...
{36084}{36130}..think it was a bad thing|that Marla Singer was about to die?
{36131}{36151}..fiive,...
{36152}{36171}..four...
{36180}{36205}Hang on.
{36270}{36297}You got here fast.
{36316}{36341}Did l call you?
{36354}{36374}Huh?
{36469}{36507}The mattress is all sealed in slippery plastic.
{36545}{36574}Oh, don't worry. lt's not a threat to you.
{36585}{36607}(approaching sirens)
{36608}{36630}Oh, fuck!
{36631}{36656}Somebody called the cops.
{36740}{36763}(shouting)
{36800}{36842}- Hey, where's 513?|- End of the hall.
{36852}{36898}The girl who lives there|used to be a charming, lovely girl.
{36899}{36925}She has lost faith in herself.
{36926}{36960}- Miss Singer, let us help you!|- She's a monster!
{36961}{37011}- You have every reason to live.|- She's infectious human waste!
{37012}{37057}- (cop) Miss Singer!|- Good luck trying to save her!
{37116}{37142}lf l fall asleep,...
{37143}{37170}..l'm done for.
{37194}{37220}You're gonna have to keep me up...
{37221}{37246}..all night.
{37247}{37276}Un-fucking-believable.
{37277}{37303}He was obviously able to handle it.
{37304}{37349}- You know what l mean, you fucked her.|- No, l didn't.
{37350}{37375}- Never?|- No.
{37386}{37411}You're not into her, are you?
{37412}{37437}No! God, not at all.
{37438}{37470}l am Jack's raging bile duct.
{37471}{37494}Are you sure? You can tell me.
{37495}{37518}Believe me, l'm sure.
{37519}{37558}- Put a gun to my head and spray my brains.|- That's good.
{37559}{37592}She's a predator posing as a house pet.|Stay away.
{37616}{37660}The shit that came out of|this woman's mouth, l had never heard!
{37661}{37681}My God.
{37682}{37722}l haven't been fucked like that|since grade school.
{37723}{37753}- Euch!|- How could Tyler not go for that?
{37754}{37796}The other night,|he was splicing sex organs into Cinderella.
{37797}{37831}Marla doesn't need a lover,|just a caseworker.
{37832}{37864}Or a wash.|This isn't love, it's sport fucking.
{37865}{37900}She invaded my support groups|and now my home.
{37901}{37926}Hey, hey. Sit down.
{37975}{38016}Now, listen.|l can't have you talking to her about me.
{38017}{38039}Why would l...
{38040}{38104}Say anything about me or what goes on|in this house to her or anybody,... we're done.
{38105}{38137}- Now promise me. You promise?|- OK.
{38138}{38164}- Yeah, l promise.|- Promise?
{38165}{38205}- l just said, l promise! What...|- That's three times you promised.
{38223}{38271}if only l had wasted a few minutes|and gone to watch Marla Singer die,...
{38272}{38297}..none of this would have happened.
{38298}{38323}(Marla groans)
{38334}{38355}(thudding)
{38356}{38391}(Marla) Harder, yes! Oh, harder, harder!
{38400}{38425}(Marla squeals)
{38444}{38470}(thudding)
{38471}{38501}l could have moved to another room.
{38515}{38561}On the third floor|where l might not have heard them.
{38562}{38587}But l didn't.
{38635}{38660}(Marla moans)
{38733}{38770}(ecstatic moaning)
{38792}{38816}(rumbling)
{38822}{38840}(tyyler) Ow!
{38876}{38925}- What are you doing?|- Just going to bed.
{38926}{38951}Wanna finish her off?
{38952}{38975}(Marla) Ooh!
{38986}{39029}- No. No, thank you.|- (Marla) l've found a cigarette.
{39030}{39072}- Who were you talking to?|- Shut up.
{39073}{39112}l became the calm little centre of the world.
{39120}{39145}l was the Zen master.
{39206}{39230}l wrote little haiku poems.
{39238}{39266}l e-mailed them to everyone.
{39267}{39292}ls that your blood?
{39312}{39337}Some of it, yeah.
{39338}{39370}You can't smoke in here.
{39371}{39396}Take the rest of the day off.
{39397}{39428}Come back Monday with some clean clothes.
{39429}{39454}Get yourself together.
{39458}{39487}l got right in everyone's hostile face.
{39488}{39518}''Yes, these are bruises from fiighting. ''
{39519}{39544}''Yes, l'm comfortable with that. ''
{39545}{39567}''l am enlightened. ''
{39590}{39652}You give up the condo life, give up|all your flaming worldly possessions,...
{39653}{39691}..move to a dilapidated house|in a toxic waste area,...
{39692}{39739}- ..and you have to come home to this.|- (shouting and thudding)
{39740}{39764}(phone rings)
{39765}{39809}(tyyler and Marla squeal)
{39866}{39907}- Hello.|- This is Detective Stern with the Arson Unit.
{39908}{39959}We have some new information about|the incident at your former condo.
{39960}{39975}Yes.
{39976}{40035}l don't know if you're aware, but someone|sprayed Freon into your front-door lock.
{40036}{40068}They used a chisel to shatter the cylinder.
{40069}{40093}No, l wasn't aware of that.
{40094}{40118}(thinks) l am Jack's cold sweat.
{40119}{40147}Does this sound strange to you?
{40148}{40182}Yes, sir, strange. Very strange.
{40183}{40207}- The dynamite...|- Dynamite?
{40208}{40246}..left a residue|of ammonium oxalate potassium perchloride.
{40247}{40289}- Do you know what this means?|- No, what does it mean?
{40290}{40313}lt means it was home-made.
{40314}{40365}l'm sorry. This is just coming|as quite a shock to me, sir.
{40366}{40433}Whoever set this dynamite could have blown|out your pilot light days before the explosion.
{40434}{40471}- The gas wasjust a detonator.|- Who would go and do that?
{40472}{40497}- l'll ask the questions.|- Tell him.
{40498}{40551}Tell him the liberator who destroyed|my property realigned my perceptions.
{40552}{40577}Excuse me. Are you there?
{40578}{40613}l am listening.|lt's hard to know what to make of this.
{40614}{40667}Have you recently made enemies who might|have access to home-made dynamite?
{40668}{40696}- Enemies?|- Reject civilisation,...
{40697}{40722}..especially material possessions.
{40723}{40757}- Son, this is serious.|- Yes, l know it's serious.
{40758}{40789}- l mean that.|- Yes, it's very serious.
{40790}{40824}Look, nobody takes this|more seriously than me.
{40825}{40858}That condo was my life. OK?
{40859}{40903}l loved every stick of furniture in that place.
{40904}{40940}That was notjust a bunch ofstuff|that got destroyed.
{40941}{40976}- lt was me!|- (thinks) l'd like to thank the Academy.
{40977}{41025}- ls this not a good time for you?|- Just tell him you fucking did it!
{41026}{41074}Tell him you blew it all up!|That's what he wants to hear.
{41075}{41133}- Are you still there?|- Wait. Are you saying that l'm a suspect?
{41134}{41182}No. l may need to talk to you, so you|let me know if you're gonna leave town.
{41183}{41212}- OK?|- OK.
{41244}{41300}Except for their humping,|Tyler and Marla were never in the same room.
{41301}{41337}My parents pulled this exact same act|for years.
{41338}{41383}The condom is the glass slipper|of our generation.
{41384}{41419}You slip one on when you meet a stranger.
{41420}{41445}You... dance all night.
{41446}{41472}Then you throw it away.
{41474}{41506}The condom, l mean. Not the stranger.
{41524}{41542}What?
{41600}{41634}l got this dress at a thrift store for $1 .
{41635}{41657}lt was worth every penny.
{41658}{41683}lt's a bridesmaid's dress.
{41695}{41733}Someone loved it intensely...
{41734}{41759}..for one day.
{41760}{41785}Then tossed it.
{41807}{41832}Like a Christmas tree.
{41833}{41859}So special.
{41860}{41877}Then...
{41878}{41900}..bam!
{41901}{41926}lt's on the side of the road.
{41932}{41958}Tinsel still clinging to it.
{41982}{42007}Like a sex crime victim.
{42008}{42033}Underwear inside out.
{42041}{42088}- Bound with electrical tape.|- Well then, it suits you.
{42089}{42122}You can borrow it sometime.
{42206}{42231}Get rid of her.
{42240}{42275}- What? You get rid of her!|- Don't mention me.
{42276}{42326}l am six years old again,|passing messages between parents.
{42350}{42394}- l really think it's time you left.|- Don't worry, l'm leaving.
{42395}{42450}- Not that we don't love your visits.|- You are such a nutcase. l can't keep up.
{42476}{42511}(note) Gotta get off
{42512}{42527}Thanks. Bye.
{42528}{42600}(note) Gotta get off of this merry-go-round
{42609}{42655}(note) Gonna get, need to get...
{42656}{42681}(note) Gotta get...
{42682}{42707}(sniggers)
{42708}{42725}You kids!
{42749}{42779}Why do you still waste time with her?
{42780}{42807}l'll say this about Marla.
{42808}{42836}At least she's trying to hit bottom.
{42837}{42853}And l'm not?
{42854}{42888}Feathers up your butt|do not make you a chicken.
{42889}{42914}What are we doing tonight?
{42922}{42949}Tonight... we make soap.
{42960}{42973}Really?
{42974}{43010}To make soap, first we render fat.
{43237}{43263}The salt balance has to be just right...
{43264}{43295}..so the best fat for soap comes from humans.
{43305}{43342}- Wait, what is this place?|- A liposuction clinic.
{43440}{43464}Pay dirt!
{43465}{43511}Richest, creamiest fat in the world.|Fat of the land!
{43578}{43621}No! Don't pull it, don't pull it!
{43676}{43704}- Oh, God!|- Give me another one.
{43777}{43818}(tyyler) As the fat renders,|the tallows float to the surface.
{43819}{43844}Like in Boy Scouts.
{43845}{43891}- lt's hard to imagine you as a Boy Scout.|- Keep stirring.
{43919}{43962}Once the tallow hardens,|you skim off a layer of glycerin.
{43963}{43992}Add nitric acid, you've got nitroglycerin.
{43993}{44039}Then add sodium nitrate and sawdust,|you've got dynamite.
{44040}{44086}Yeah, with enough soap,|one could blow up just about anything.
{44087}{44112}Tyler was full of useful information.
{44113}{44160}People found clothes got cleaner|when washed at a certain point in the river.
{44161}{44186}- You know why?|- No.
{44220}{44265}Human sacrifices were once made|on the hills above this river.
{44266}{44305}Bodies burnt.|Water permeated the ashes to create lye.
{44306}{44335}This is lye. The crucial ingredient.
{44336}{44393}Once it mixed with the melted body fat,|a white soapy discharge crept into the river.
{44394}{44419}May l see your hand, please?
{44485}{44524}- (kisses)|- What is this?
{44525}{44556}- This is a chemical burn.|- Agh! Aaagh!
{44557}{44599}lt will hurt more than any burn|and it will leave a scar.
{44600}{44632}Meditation worked for cancer,|it could work now.
{44641}{44674}- Don't shut the pain out.|- Oh, God!
{44684}{44737}The first soap was made from heroes' ashes,|like the first monkey shot into space.
{44738}{44774}Without pain or sacrifice,|we would have nothing.
{44775}{44810}l tried not to think|of the word searing offlesh.
{44811}{44849}Stop it!|This is your pain, this is your burning hand.
{44850}{44882}l'm going to my cave|to find my power animal.
{44883}{44932}No! Don't deal with this|the way those dead people do! Come on!
{44933}{44981}- l get the point!|- No! You're feeling premature enlightenment.
{45014}{45063}lt's the greatest moment of your life,|and you're off somewhere else!
{45064}{45084}l am not!
{45085}{45121}Shut up!|Our fathers were our models for God.
{45122}{45160}lf our fathers bailed,|what does that tell you about God?
{45172}{45235}Listen to me. You have to consider|the possibility that God does not like you.
{45236}{45285}He never wanted you.|ln all probability, He hates you.
{45286}{45329}This is not the worst thing that can happen.|We don't need Him!
{45330}{45366}- l agree!|- Fuck damnation, fuck redemption.
{45367}{45397}We are God's unwanted children? So be it!
{45398}{45452}- l'm getting water!|- You can use water and make it worse or...
{45465}{45508}- Or use vinegar to neutralise the burn.|- Please let me up!
{45509}{45534}First, you have to give up.
{45535}{45567}First, you have to know, not fear,...
{45568}{45604}..know that some day, you're gonna die.
{45605}{45632}You don't know how this feels!
{45680}{45732}lt's only after we've lost everything|that we're free to do anything.
{45756}{45781}OK. (whimpers)
{45940}{45964}Congratulations.
{45965}{46000}You're one step closer to hitting the bottom.
{46037}{46073}Tyler sold his soap|to department stores at $20 a bar.
{46074}{46098}God knows what they charged.
{46099}{46138}- This is the best soap.|- Why, thank you, Susan.
{46139}{46164}lt was beautiful.
{46165}{46211}We were selling rich women|their own fat asses back to them.
{46223}{46248}He was wearing his yellow tie.
{46249}{46278}l didn't wear a tie to work any more.
{46279}{46321}''The first rule of Fight Club|is don't talk about Fight Club.''
{46322}{46365}l'm haif-asleep again.|l must have left it in the copy machine.
{46366}{46396}''The second rule...'' ls this yours?
{46397}{46417}Huh?
{46418}{46461}Pretend you're me.|Make a managerial decision.
{46462}{46491}You find this. What would you do?
{46547}{46571}Well, l gotta tell you,...
{46572}{46616}..l'd be very, very careful|who you talk to about that.
{46617}{46656}Because the person who wrote that|is dangerous.
{46657}{46711}And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho|might just snap...
{46712}{46747}..and then stalk from office to office...
{46748}{46808}..with an Armalite AR10 carbine gas-powered|semiautomatic weapon,...
{46809}{46863}..pumping round after round|into colleagues and co-workers.
{46871}{46912}This might be someone|you've known for years.
{46913}{46951}Someone very, very close to you.
{46952}{46992}Tyler's words coming out ofmy mouth.
{47004}{47029}And l used to be such a nice guy.
{47030}{47070}Or maybe you shouldn't bring me|every piece of trash you pick up.
{47071}{47093}(phone rings)
{47117}{47161}- Compliance and Liability.|- My tit's gonna rot off.
{47172}{47203}Will you excuse me? l need to take this.
{47278}{47322}- What do you mean?|- l need you to check for a lump in my breast.
{47323}{47371}- Go to a hospital.|- l can't afford to waste money on a doctor.
{47382}{47409}l don't know about this, Marla.
{47410}{47430}Please.
{47431}{47480}She didn't call Tyler. l'm neutral in her book.
{47505}{47553}That's nice.|Taking food to Mrs Haniver and Mrs Raines.
{47554}{47579}Where are they, exactly?
{47580}{47630}Tragically, they're dead.|l'm alive and l'm in poverty. Want any?
{47631}{47656}- No, no.|- l got one for you.
{47657}{47682}Thanks for the thought.
{47698}{47726}What happened to your hand?
{47727}{47753}Oh, nothing.
{47754}{47779}- Right there?|- Mm.
{47791}{47823}- Feel anything?|- No.
{47825}{47849}Well, make sure.
{47850}{47874}OK, l'm pretty sure.
{47875}{47899}You feel nothing?
{47900}{47928}No, nothing.
{47946}{47980}Well, that's a relief. Thank you.
{47999}{48038}- No problem.|- l wish l could return the favour.
{48039}{48064}Breast cancer doesn't run in my family.
{48065}{48108}- l could check your prostate.|- l think l'm OK.
{48109}{48134}Well, thanks, anyway.
{48194}{48222}- Are we done?|- Yeah, we're done.
{48223}{48249}See you... around.
{48456}{48481}(man) Cornelius?
{48482}{48510}Cornelius!
{48511}{48544}lt's me! Bob!
{48545}{48562}Hey, Bob.
{48605}{48641}- We all thought you were dead.|- No, no. Still here.
{48642}{48691}- How are you, Bob?|- Better than l've ever been in my whole life.
{48692}{48734}- Really? Still remaining men together?|- No, no.
{48735}{48781}- l got something so much better now.|- Really, what is it?
{48788}{48811}Well...
{48812}{48862}The first rule is,|l'm not supposed to talk about it.
{48863}{48888}And the second rule is...
{48889}{48917}..l'm not supposed to talk about it.
{48918}{48959}- And the third rule is...|- Bob, Bob. l'm a member.
{48960}{48985}Look at my face, Bob.
{49014}{49042}That's fucking... fucking great.
{49043}{49089}- l've never seen you there.|- l go Tuesdays and Thursdays.
{49090}{49134}- l go Saturday.|- Congratulations.
{49139}{49167}Yeah, hey, to both of us, right?
{49168}{49200}Have you heard about the guy|that invented it?
{49201}{49236}- Yeah, actually...|- l hear all kinds of things.
{49237}{49281}Supposedly,|he was born in a mental institution...
{49283}{49323}..and he sleeps only one hour a night.
{49324}{49351}He's a great man.
{49369}{49396}Do you know about Tyler Durden?
{49420}{49446}(cheering)
{49646}{49669}(cheering)
{49696}{49721}l didn't hurt you, did l?
{49722}{49747}Actually, you did.
{49748}{49773}Thank you for this.
{49776}{49804}Thank you, thank you, thank you.
{49805}{49830}Fight Club.
{49831}{49857}This was mine and Tyler's gift.
{49859}{49884}Our gift to the world.
{49885}{49925}l look around, l look around,|l see a lot of new faces.
{49926}{49943}(laughing)
{49944}{49971}Shut up!
{49972}{50030}Which means a lot of people have been|breaking the first two rules of Fight Club.
{50130}{50179}l see in Fight Club the strongest|and smartest men who've ever lived.
{50180}{50205}l see all this potential.
{50206}{50231}And l see it squandered.
{50243}{50280}Goddamn it,|an entire generation pumping gas.
{50287}{50312}Waiting tables.
{50313}{50338}Slaves with white collars.
{50367}{50404}Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes.
{50405}{50445}Working jobs we hate|so we can buy shit we don't need.
{50492}{50522}We're the middle children of history.
{50523}{50548}No purpose or place.
{50550}{50575}We have no Great War.
{50579}{50604}No Great Depression.
{50625}{50653}Our great war is a spiritual war.
{50658}{50699}Our great depression is our lives.
{50733}{50770}We've all been raised|on television to believe...
{50771}{50815}..that one day we'd be millionaires|and movie gods and rock stars.
{50816}{50841}But we won't.
{50842}{50871}We're slowly learning that fact.
{50872}{50902}And we're very, very pissed off.
{50903}{50922}(all) Yeah!
{50957}{51011}- First rule of Fight Club is, do not talk...|- (banging)
{51076}{51094}Who are you?
{51104}{51135}- Who am l?|- Yeah.
{51146}{51180}There's a sign on the front|that says Lou's Tavern.
{51193}{51239}l'm fucking Lou. Who the fuck are you?
{51240}{51265}Tyler Durden.
{51303}{51343}Who told you motherfuckers|that you could use my place?
{51344}{51373}We have a deal worked out with lrvine.
{51374}{51405}lrvine's at home with a broken collarbone.
{51406}{51432}He don't own this place. l do.
{51458}{51499}- How much money's he getting for this?|- There is no money.
{51500}{51534}- Free to all.|- Ain't that something?
{51535}{51557}lt is, actually.
{51558}{51587}Look, stupid fuck!
{51588}{51619}- l want everybody out of here right now.|- Hey!
{51620}{51647}You should join our club.
{51651}{51675}Did you hear what l just said?
{51676}{51702}You and your friend.
{51712}{51724}Uh!
{51725}{51750}You hear me now?
{51777}{51802}No, l didn't quite catch that, Lou.
{51846}{51864}(tyyler groans)
{51875}{51899}Still not getting it.
{51912}{51938}Aagh! OK, OK, l got it.
{51939}{51968}l got it, l got it. Shit, l lost it.
{51981}{52003}Back! All of you!
{52024}{52049}(bodyguard) Everybody back!
{52067}{52090}(tyyler laughs)
{52112}{52137}(laughs)
{52138}{52164}Ah, Lou!
{52165}{52209}Come on, man!|We really like this place.
{52226}{52243}(groans)
{52244}{52272}(tyyler laughs)
{52319}{52354}- That's right, Lou. Get it out.|- Shut the fuck up.
{52355}{52377}Oh, yeah!
{52381}{52408}(laughs)
{52436}{52461}ls that fucking funny?
{52477}{52502}(laughs hysterically)
{52538}{52569}Fucking guy is a loony, l'm telling you.
{52595}{52615}Unbelievable.
{52666}{52701}- You don't know where l've been, Lou.|- Oh, my God!
{52702}{52737}(maniacally) You don't know where l've been!
{52774}{52811}Please let us keep it, Lou! Please, Lou!
{52812}{52841}Fucking use the basement! Christ!
{52842}{52877}l want your word, Lou! l want your word!
{52878}{52903}On my mother's eyes.
{52963}{52997}(Lou groans)
{53012}{53037}Thanks, Lou.
{53053}{53078}You too, big guy.
{53127}{53152}We'll see you next week.
{53338}{53381}This week, each one of you|has a homework assignment.
{53382}{53440}You're gonna go out. You're gonna|start a fight with a total stranger.
{53479}{53506}You're gonna start a fight...
{53507}{53532}..and you're gonna lose.
{53556}{53579}Excellent choice, sir.
{53610}{53649}Hey! Watch out, jackass! Come on!
{53654}{53686}Now, this is not as easy as it sounds.
{53718}{53742}Son of a bitch!
{53743}{53800}Most people, normal people,|do just about anything to avoid a fiight.
{53811}{53835}Excuse me!
{53836}{53880}You sprayed me with your hose.|That's not necessary...
{53881}{53904}Jay! Go call 91 1 !
{53911}{53936}(screams)
{53937}{53962}Put the hose down.
{53963}{53988}Stop it! Stop it!
{54008}{54030}Sorry.
{54217}{54247}We need to talk.
{54274}{54299}OK.
{54300}{54325}Where to begin?
{54326}{54352}With your constant absenteeism?
{54353}{54384}With your unpresentable appearance?
{54385}{54409}You're up for review.
{54410}{54449}l am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
{54450}{54473}- What?|- Let's pretend.
{54474}{54508}You're the Department of Transportation,|OK?
{54509}{54553}Someone informs you that this company...
{54554}{54603}..installs front-seat mounting brackets|that failed collision tests,...
{54604}{54645}..brake linings that fail after 1 ,000 miles,...
{54646}{54700}..and fuel injectors|that explode and burn people alive.
{54701}{54724}What then?
{54725}{54752}Are you threatening me?
{54753}{54787}- No...|- Get the fuck out of here. You're fired!
{54788}{54841}l have a better solution. Keep me|on the payroll as an outside consultant.
{54842}{54867}ln exchange for my salary,...
{54868}{54914}..my job will be never to tell people|these things that l know.
{54915}{54966}l don't even have to come into the office.|l can do this job from home.
{54982}{55031}Who... Who the fuck do you think you are,|you crazy little shit?
{55094}{55138}- Security!|- l am Jack's smirking revenge.
{55210}{55235}Uh!
{55245}{55271}What the hell are you doing?
{55316}{55341}(splutters)
{55382}{55407}Uh, that hurt.
{55424}{55449}Why would you do that?
{55457}{55493}Oh, my God! No! Please stop!
{55494}{55519}(chokes)
{55606}{55631}What are you doing?
{55644}{55669}Oh, God, no! Please! No!
{55670}{55719}For some reason,|l thought ofmy fiirst fiight, with Tyler.
{55720}{55739}No!
{56033}{56087}Under and behind and inside|everything this man took for granted,...
{56088}{56129}..something horrible had been growing.
{56130}{56143}Look.
{56144}{56201}Give me the paychecks, like l asked,|and you won't ever see me again.
{56202}{56235}Then, at our most excellent|moment together...
{56272}{56305}(weeps) Thank God!|Please don't hit me again.
{56306}{56330}Telephone, computer,...
{56331}{56393}..fax machine, 5.2 weekly paychecks|and 48 airline flight coupons.
{56394}{56423}We now had corporate sponsorship.
{56424}{56486}This is how Tyler and l were able to have|Fight Club every night of the week.
{56487}{56513}(cheering)
{56519}{56562}Now, the centre ofFight Club|became the two men fiighting.
{56563}{56605}The leader walked through the crowd,|out in the darkness.
{56626}{56680}Tyler was now involved in|a lawsuit with the Pressman Hotel...
{56681}{56708}..over the urine content of their soup.
{56717}{56732}(cheering)
{56770}{56806}l am Jack's wasted life.
{56899}{56924}Thank you, sir.
{56942}{56978}Tyler dreamed up|new homework assignments.
{56979}{57009}He handed them out in sealed envelopes.
{57481}{57525}- There's a Fight Club up in Delaware City.|- Yeah, l heard.
{57546}{57573}There's one in Penns Grove too.
{57574}{57601}Bob even found one up in New Castle.
{57602}{57639}- Did you start that one?|- No, l thought you did.
{57640}{57670}- No.|- (spits)
{58256}{58283}- Stop for a second.|- Hey, what are we doing?
{58284}{58309}- Turn around.|- What are we doing?
{58310}{58339}- Homework assignment.|- What kind?
{58340}{58365}Human sacrifice.
{58366}{58406}- ls that a gun? Please tell me it's not.|- lt's a gun.
{58407}{58435}- What are you doing?|- Meet me in the back.
{58436}{58464}- Don't fuck around!|- Meet me in the back.
{58465}{58487}On a long enough time line,...
{58488}{58522}..the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
{58534}{58559}What are you doing? Come on!
{58560}{58601}Hands behind your back.|Give me your wallet.
{58622}{58662}Raymond K Hessel.|1320 SE Banning, Apartment A.
{58671}{58710}- Small, cramped basement apartment?|- How did you know?
{58711}{58742}They give shitty apartments letters.
{58743}{58781}Raymond! You're going to die.
{58782}{58799}(sobs) No!
{58800}{58849}ls that your mom and dad?|They're gonna have to call the kindly doctor.
{58850}{58877}Pick up your dental records. Know why?
{58878}{58922}- There'll be nothing left of your face.|- Oh, come on!
{58923}{58970}An expired community college student lD.|What did you study, Raymond?
{58971}{59008}- S... S... Stuff.|- (tyyler) Stuff?
{59009}{59034}Were the midterms hard?
{59047}{59078}- l asked you what you studied!|- Biology, mostly.
{59079}{59122}- Why?|- l don't know.
{59123}{59159}What did you wanna be, Raymond K Hessel?!
{59176}{59224}The question, Raymond,|was what did you want to be?
{59244}{59269}Answer him, Raymond, Jesus!
{59270}{59299}- Veterinarian. Veterinarian.|- Animals.
{59300}{59335}- Yeah. Animals and stuff.|- Stuff. Yeah, l got that.
{59336}{59367}- So you need more schooling.|- Too much school.
{59368}{59398}- Would you rather be dead?|- No, please...
{59399}{59452}You'd rather die here, on your knees,|in the back of a convenience store?
{59453}{59473}(whimpers) Please, no.
{59523}{59548}l'm keeping your licence.
{59563}{59599}Gonna check in on you.|l know where you live.
{59600}{59636}lf you're not working|to be a veterinarian in six weeks,...
{59637}{59662}..you will be dead.
{59663}{59683}(Raymond sobs)
{59684}{59709}Now run on home.
{59766}{59791}Run, Forrest, run!
{59811}{59836}l feel ill.
{59845}{59870}lmagine how he feels.
{59871}{59896}Come on, this isn't funny!
{59897}{59926}What the fuck was the point of that?!
{59927}{59977}Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day|of Raymond K Hessel's life.
{59978}{60030}His breakfast will taste better|than any meal you and l have ever tasted.
{60047}{60072}You had to give it to him.
{60073}{60103}- Come on.|- He had a plan.
{60104}{60145}And it started to make sense|in a Tyler-sort of way.
{60146}{60169}No fear. No distractions.
{60170}{60210}The ability to let that which does not matter...
{60211}{60235}..truly slide.
{60395}{60421}(tyyler) You are not yourjob.
{60444}{60484}You're not how much money|you have in the bank.
{60505}{60530}You're not the car you drive.
{60536}{60570}You're not the contents of your wallet.
{60571}{60599}You're not your fucking khakis.
{60633}{60677}You are the all-singing,|all-dancing crap of the world.
{60784}{60811}l'll be out of your way in a sec.
{60820}{60845}You don't have to go.
{60863}{60888}Whatever.
{60902}{60939}No, l mean... lt's OK.
{60955}{60978}(distant clattering)
{61027}{61052}(footsteps)
{61053}{61078}Are you still going to groups?
{61087}{61113}Yeah.
{61130}{61155}Chloe's dead.
{61161}{61185}Wow, Chloe.
{61186}{61209}When did that happen?
{61216}{61238}Do you care?
{61239}{61280}l dunno. l haven't thought about it in a while.
{61283}{61309}Yeah, well...
{61310}{61337}lt was the smart move on her part.
{61354}{61378}Listen, um...
{61393}{61422}What are you getting out of all this?
{61430}{61455}What?
{61457}{61485}l mean, all this. Why do you keep...
{61494}{61519}ls this making you happy?
{61538}{61563}Yeah, well, sometimes.
{61583}{61609}l don't know. l don't understand.
{61610}{61653}Why does a weaker person|need to latch on to a strong person?
{61654}{61679}What is... What is that?
{61680}{61706}What do you get out of it?
{61724}{61749}No... That's not the same thing at all.
{61750}{61775}lt's totally different with us.
{61776}{61801}- Us?|- (clattering increases)
{61802}{61825}What do you mean by us?
{61826}{61872}- l'm sorry. Do you hear this?|- Hear what?
{61873}{61898}- All that noise. Hold on.|- No, wait!
{61899}{61932}Don't change the subject!|l want to talk about this.
{61933}{61967}- You're not talking about me, are you?|- No.
{61968}{62009}- What?|- Playing doctor. What was going on there?
{62010}{62049}- What are you talking about?|- Nothing. Nothing.
{62050}{62075}- l don't think so.|- What do you want?
{62076}{62105}- Look at me.|- No. What?
{62114}{62148}- What is that?!|- lt's nothing. Don't worry.
{62149}{62178}My God. Who did this?
{62179}{62204}- A person.|- Guy or girl?
{62205}{62239}- What do you care?|- What do you care if l ask?
{62240}{62271}- Leave me alone.|- You're afraid to say.
{62272}{62296}- l am not. Let me go.|- No! Talk to me.
{62297}{62311}Let go of me!
{62312}{62344}- This conversation...|- This conversation...
{62345}{62375}- ..is over.|- ..is over.
{62385}{62423}l just can't win with you, can l?
{62535}{62565}Hey, this is getting a little old!
{62572}{62600}What is... What is all this?
{62601}{62626}What do you think?
{62638}{62663}Hey, why do we need bunk beds?
{62664}{62687}Hey!
{62768}{62790}Too young.
{62791}{62811}Sorry.
{62812}{62837}What's all that?
{62838}{62873}lf the applicant is young,|tell him he's too young.
{62874}{62906}- Old, too old. Fat, too fat.|- Applicant?
{62907}{62947}lf the applicant waits three days|without food or shelter,...
{62948}{62973}..he may enter and begin training.
{62974}{62996}Training for what?
{63063}{63088}You think this is a game?
{63089}{63123}You're too young to train here, end of story.
{63124}{63157}Quit wasting our time.|Get the fuck out of here.
{63163}{63188}(door opens)
{63204}{63229}Bad news, friend.
{63232}{63257}lt's not gonna happen.
{63258}{63286}Sorry if there was a misunderstanding.
{63287}{63310}lt's not the end of the world.
{63311}{63337}Just... go away.
{63348}{63372}Go.
{63373}{63417}You're trespassing|and l will have to call the police.
{63454}{63479}Don't you look at me!
{63480}{63519}You're never getting in this fucking house!
{63520}{63561}Never. Now get the fuck off my porch!|Get off my porch!
{63562}{63604}Sooner or later,|we all became what Tyler wanted us to be.
{63605}{63639}l'm gonna go inside|and l'm gonna get a shovel.
{63731}{63757}- Got two black shirts?|- Yes, sir.
{63758}{63785}- Two pair of black pants?|- Yes, sir.
{63786}{63822}- One pair black boots? Black socks?|- Yes, sir.
{63823}{63847}- One black jacket.|- Yes, sir.
{63848}{63884}- $300 personal burial money?|- Yes, sir.
{63910}{63935}All right.
{64052}{64077}You're too old, fat man.
{64078}{64116}Your tits are too big.|Get the fuck off my porch.
{64210}{64235}Bob! Bob!
{64427}{64459}Like a monkey ready to be shot into space.
{64468}{64486}Space monkey.
{64487}{64529}Ready to sacrifice himself|for the greater good.
{64609}{64641}You are too fucking old, fatty!
{64642}{64680}And you... You're too fucking...
{64681}{64701}..blond!
{64702}{64730}Get out of here, the both of you!
{64731}{64756}And so it went.
{64758}{64783}(tyyler) Listen up, maggots.
{64784}{64809}You are not special.
{64813}{64853}You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake.
{64854}{64906}You are the same decaying organic matter|as everything else.
{64907}{64934}Tyler built himseifan army.
{64936}{64980}(tyyler) We are the all-singing,|all-dancing crap of the world.
{64981}{65025}We are all part of the same compost heap.
{65037}{65076}(thinks)|Why was Tyler Durden building an army?
{65077}{65102}To what purpose?
{65103}{65133}For what greater good?
{65173}{65198}ln Tyler we trusted.
{65262}{65294}(man) When he was like,|''You are not your job'',...
{65295}{65320}..l was like, ''Yeah!''
{65343}{65368}Hey, what's all this?
{65369}{65394}Hey!
{65412}{65432}OK!
{65433}{65461}- What's going on?|- We're celebrating.
{65462}{65492}- What are we celebrating?|- Go on.
{65508}{65534}(TV on)
{65541}{65567}- Hey.|- Let me get that for you.
{65622}{65657}(TV) The same great taste, Pepsi.
{65685}{65712}(all) Ssh!
{65713}{65759}(TV) lnvestigators are here.|The Police Commissioner has arrived.
{65760}{65795}Could you tell us|what you think has happened here?
{65796}{65847}We believe this is one ofmany|recent acts of vandalism in the city...
{65848}{65886}..somehow related|to underground boxing clubs.
{65887}{65937}We will be coordinating|a rigorous investigation.
{65948}{66001}That was Police Commissioner Jacobs|who just arrived on the scene...
{66002}{66053}- ..ofa four-alarm fiire that broke out...|- She's hot.
{66054}{66076}Back to you in the studio.
{66077}{66105}- Yeah!|- Yeah!
{66118}{66148}- Holy shit!|- Yeah!
{66236}{66260}What the fuck did you guys do?
{66261}{66310}(TV) Arson investigators|are on the premises...
{66311}{66334}(laughter)
{66354}{66409}Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem|is you do not ask questions, sir.
{66484}{66514}The victory in the war against crime...
{66515}{66540}..will not come overnight.
{66541}{66595}lt will take dedication and commitment|and, most of all, cooperation.
{66596}{66655}Streets are safer now.|There is hope in the inner city. However...
{66656}{66680}l gotta take a piss.
{66681}{66715}These are the first steps in a long journey.
{66716}{66748}That is why we have created Project Hope.
{66749}{66774}Bob.
{66811}{66844}(speaker)|Project Hope will be a joint effort...
{66845}{66878}..between the police and community leaders.
{66879}{66929}lt will be a powerful new weapon|in the war against crime.
{66930}{66955}(applause)
{67359}{67384}(waiter yells)
{67476}{67526}- Wrap it around the top of his Hacky Sack.|- His balls are ice cold.
{67550}{67590}Hi. You're gonna call off|your rigorous investigation.
{67591}{67631}You will publicly state|there is no underground group or...
{67632}{67660}..these guys are gonna take your balls.
{67670}{67716}They'll send one to the New York Times|and one to the LA Times.
{67717}{67738}Look.
{67739}{67776}The people you are after|are the people you depend on.
{67777}{67820}We cook your meals. We haul your trash.|We connect your calls.
{67821}{67866}We drive your ambulances.|We guard you while you sleep.
{67920}{67953}Do not fuck with us.
{68009}{68034}(muffled yell)
{68042}{68068}Ball check!
{68240}{68265}Bob, you're this way.
{68278}{68306}Let's go.
{68307}{68345}l am Jack's inflamed sense ofrejection.
{68358}{68383}Hey!
{68558}{68573}Yeah!
{68591}{68616}(shouts of encouragement)
{68645}{68661}(cheering)
{68953}{68986}l felt like putting a bullet in every panda...
{68987}{69034}..that wouldn't screw to save its species.
{69049}{69078}l wanted to open the dump valves|on oil tankers...
{69079}{69131}..and smother all those French beaches|l'd never see.
{69165}{69195}l wanted to breathe smoke.
{69392}{69418}Where did you go, psycho boy?
{69439}{69474}l felt like destroying something beautiful.
{69516}{69541}Get him to a fucking hospital.
{69542}{69567}Yeah.
{69696}{69734}Don't worry, Mr Durden.|Airport parking. Long term.
{69752}{69777}After you, Mr Durden.
{69788}{69813}After you.
{70027}{70058}- Something on your mind, dear?|- No.
{70059}{70098}Yeah, why wasn't l told|about Project Mayhem?
{70099}{70135}First rule of Project Mayhem|is you do not ask questions.
{70136}{70164}Why didn't you include me in the beginning?
{70165}{70228}Fight Club was the beginning. Now it's left|the basements and it's Project Mayhem.
{70229}{70281}We started Fight Club together. Remember?|lt's as much mine as it is yours.
{70282}{70334}- ls this about you and me?|- Yeah. Weren't we doing this together?
{70335}{70377}This does not belong to us.|We are not special.
{70378}{70407}Fuck that. You should have told me.
{70417}{70441}- Hey, Tyler!|- (horn blares)
{70463}{70493}- Goddamn it, Tyler!|- What do you want?!
{70494}{70523}A statement of purpose?|Should l e-mail you?
{70524}{70556}- Oh...|- You decide your level of involvement!
{70557}{70589}l will! l wanna know certain things first!
{70590}{70622}- The first rule of Project Mayhem...|- Shut up!
{70643}{70688}- l wanna know what you're thinking.|- Fuck what you know!
{70689}{70730}Forget about what you think you know|about life, friendship,...
{70731}{70756}..and especially about you and me.
{70770}{70796}What is that supposed to mean?
{70837}{70863}What are you doing?
{70874}{70906}What do you wish you'd done|before you died?
{70907}{70943}- Paint a self-portrait.|- Build a house.
{70944}{70972}- And you?|- l don't know. Nothing.
{70973}{71002}- Get in the right lane.|- You have to know!
{71003}{71040}lf you died now,|how would you feel about your life?
{71041}{71085}l don't know! Nothing good.|ls that what you want to hear?
{71086}{71113}- Come on!|- Not good enough.
{71114}{71145}Stop fucking around! Tyler!
{71160}{71187}- (horns blare)|- Jesus Christ!
{71196}{71221}Goddamn it! Goddamn it! Fuck you!
{71222}{71247}Fuck Fight Club. Fuck Marla!
{71248}{71280}l am sick of all your shit!
{71281}{71304}OK, man.
{71325}{71355}- Quit screwing around. Steer!|- Look at you!
{71356}{71389}- Steer!|- Look at you. You're fucking pathetic!
{71390}{71451}- Why? Why? What are you talking about?|- Why do you think l blew up your condo?
{71459}{71477}What?
{71478}{71526}Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat.|lt's not a goddamned seminar.
{71527}{71572}Stop trying to control everything|and just let go!
{71592}{71615}Let go!
{71616}{71641}All right. Fine.
{71651}{71674}Fine.
{72375}{72405}l'd never been in a car accident.
{72406}{72447}This must have been|what all those people felt like...
{72448}{72486}..before l fiiled them|as statistics in my reports.
{72487}{72512}Goddamn!
{72528}{72553}(tyyler laughs)
{72554}{72592}We've just had a near-life experience!
{72638}{72662}(tyyler) ln the world l see,...
{72663}{72710}..you're stalking elk|through the Grand Canyon forests...
{72711}{72748}..around the ruins of Rockefeller Center.
{72772}{72824}You'll wear leather clothes|that will last you the rest of your life.
{72825}{72880}You'll climb the thick kudzu vines|that wrap the Sears Tower.
{72881}{72936}And when you look down,|you'll see tiny figures pounding corn,...
{72937}{72979}..laying strips of venison|in the empty car-pool lane...
{72980}{73008}..of some abandoned superhighway.
{73170}{73197}Feel better, champ.
{73265}{73290}(door slams shut)
{73406}{73427}And then...
{73428}{73447}Tyler?
{73448}{73473}..Tyler was gone.
{73562}{73586}Was l asleep?
{73599}{73624}Had l slept?
{73625}{73661}(man)|You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake...
{73662}{73692}The house had become a living thing.
{73693}{73748}Wet inside from so many people|sweating and breathing.
{73754}{73785}So many people moving, the house moved.
{73820}{73844}Planet Tyler.
{73845}{73870}l had to hug the walls.
{73871}{73908}Trapped inside|this clockwork ofspace monkeys.
{73909}{73956}You shouldn't be smoking in here!|You know how much ether is here!
{73957}{73987}Cooking and working and sleeping in teams.
{73988}{74013}(phone rings)
{74014}{74039}Hang on a second.
{74098}{74118}(police radio)
{74265}{74298}lt's under control, sir.
{74327}{74349}Where's Tyler?
{74350}{74386}Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem|is you do not...
{74387}{74411}Right... OK.
{74440}{74465}l'm all alone.
{74467}{74511}My father dumped me. Tyler dumped me.
{74512}{74540}l am Jack's broken heart.
{74590}{74636}What comes next in Project Mayhem|only Tyler knows.
{74647}{74685}The second rule is you do not ask questions.
{74719}{74751}Get the fuck away from me!|Get the fuck away!
{74756}{74781}Who are all these people?
{74844}{74871}The Paper Street Soap Company.
{74890}{74915}Can l come in?
{74952}{74977}He's not here.
{74978}{75005}What?
{75017}{75060}Tyler isn't here.
{75061}{75086}Tyler went away.
{75091}{75116}Tyler's gone.
{75164}{75189}(car horns blare)
{75233}{75258}(dogs bark)
{75322}{75343}(man) Get some help!
{75344}{75373}(yelling)
{75477}{75536}Two gunshot wounds coming through!|Make some fucking room!
{75537}{75566}What happened? What happened?
{75567}{75601}We were on assignment. We were supposed|to kill two birds with one stone.
{75617}{75642}Destroy a piece of corporate art...
{75643}{75673}Operation Latte Thunder. Go!
{75681}{75719}..and trash a franchise coffee bar.
{75797}{75825}We had it all worked out, sir.
{75923}{75963}- lt went smooth until...|- Police! Freeze!
{75964}{75997}- What?|- They shot Bob.
{76015}{76044}- They shot him in the head.|- Fucking pigs!
{76073}{76097}(groans of disgust)
{76108}{76133}Oh, God!
{76134}{76173}- Those motherfuckers!|- You morons.
{76174}{76223}You're running around in ski masks|trying to blow things up?
{76224}{76256}What did you think was gonna happen?!
{76278}{76331}OK, quick! Get rid of the evidence.|We gotta get rid of this body!
{76332}{76365}- Bury him.|- What?
{76366}{76393}Take him to the garden and bury him.
{76394}{76429}- Come on, people, let's go!|- Get the fuck off!
{76430}{76469}Get away from him!|What are you talking about?
{76470}{76501}This isn't fucking evidence.|This is a person.
{76502}{76540}He's my friend|and you're not burying him in the garden!
{76541}{76577}He was killed serving Project Mayhem, sir.
{76578}{76603}- This is Bob.|- Sir, in...
{76604}{76629}ln Project Mayhem, we have no names.
{76630}{76654}Now, you listen to me.
{76655}{76709}This is a man and he has a name,|and it's Robert Paulsen, OK?
{76710}{76733}- Robert Paulsen.|- He's a man...
{76734}{76768}..and he's dead now because of us.|Do you understand that?
{76776}{76804}l understand.
{76831}{76871}ln death, a member of Project Mayhem...
{76872}{76897}..has a name.
{76898}{76934}His name is Robert Paulsen.
{76940}{76965}His name is Robert Paulsen.
{76974}{77006}His name... is Robert Paulsen.
{77007}{77053}(all) His name is Robert Paulsen.
{77054}{77091}- Come on, guys. Please. Stop it.|- (all chant)
{77092}{77123}(chanting) His name is Robert Paulsen.
{77124}{77162}- (chanting)|- Shut up! This is all over with!
{77163}{77184}(chanting)
{77201}{77231}(whispers) Get the fuck out of here.
{77232}{77257}(chanting)
{77326}{77351}(chanting continues)
{77552}{77576}(phone rings)
{77577}{77630}- Tyler?|- No, this is Detective Stern of the Arson Unit.
{77631}{77650}l need to see you...
{77704}{77752}l went to all the cities|on Tyler's used ticket stubs, barhopping.
{77753}{77810}l didn't know how or why, but l could look|at 5.0 different bars, and somehow ljust knew.
{77811}{77866}l'm looking for Tyler Durden.|lt's very important that l talk to him.
{77867}{77887}l wish l could help you,...
{77888}{77916}..sir.
{77979}{78004}Every city l went to,...
{78017}{78046}..as soon as l set foot off the plane...
{78053}{78080}..l knew a Fight Club was close.
{78081}{78101}Hey! Hey!
{78114}{78134}Taxi!
{78135}{78160}Look at my face. l'm a member.
{78161}{78192}Now, l just need to know if you've seen Tyler.
{78193}{78237}l'm not exposed to bespeak|any such information to you...
{78238}{78295}..nor would l, even if l had|said information at this juncture,... be able.
{78303}{78347}- You're a moron.|- l'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
{78363}{78424}Tyler had been busy...|setting up franchises all over the country.
{78457}{78510}Was l asleep? Had l slept?
{78511}{78538}ls Tyler my bad dream, or am l Tyler's?
{78555}{78592}- We've just heard the stories.|- What kind of stories?
{78593}{78644}- Nobody knows what he looks like.|- He has plastic surgery every three years.
{78645}{78681}That's the stupidest thing|l've ever heard.
{78682}{78732}- ls it true about Fight Club in Miami?|- ls Mr Durden building an army?
{78733}{78770}l was living in a state ofperpetual deja vu.
{78779}{78804}Everywhere l went,...
{78805}{78829}..l felt l'd already been there.
{78830}{78864}lt was like following an invisible man.
{78877}{78902}The smell of dried blood,...
{78903}{78945}..dirty, bare footprints circling each other.
{78955}{78994}That aroma of old sweat, like fried chicken.
{78995}{79037}The feel ofa floor still warm|from a fiight the night before.
{79048}{79083}l was alwaysjust one step behind Tyler.
{79118}{79156}(chanting) His name is Robert Paulsen...
{79212}{79237}(man) Welcome back, sir.
{79248}{79273}How have you been?
{79274}{79300}Do you know me?
{79301}{79330}ls this a test, sir?
{79331}{79355}No. This is not a test.
{79356}{79382}You were in here last Thursday.
{79389}{79417}Thursday?
{79418}{79465}You were standing where you are now,|asking how good security is.
{79473}{79498}lt's tight as a drum, sir.
{79530}{79556}Who do you think l am?
{79557}{79588}Are you sure this isn't a test?
{79589}{79612}No, this is not a test.
{79613}{79638}You're Mr Durden.
{79654}{79686}You're the one who gave me this.
{79687}{79737}Please return your seat backs|to their full upright and locked position.
{79829}{79854}(phone rings)
{79874}{79899}- Yeah?|- Marla, it's me.
{79900}{79924}- Have we ever done it?|- Done what?
{79925}{79942}Had sex?
{79943}{79969}What kind of stupid question is that?
{79970}{79999}Stupid because it's yes|or because it's no?
{80000}{80031}- ls this a trick?|- No. l need to know...
{80032}{80078}You wanna know if l think|we were just having sex or making love?
{80079}{80120}- We did make love?|- ls that what you're calling it?
{80121}{80155}Just answer the question!|Did we do it or not?!
{80156}{80191}You fuck me, then snub me.|You love me, you hate me.
{80192}{80227}You're sensitive,|then you turn into an asshole.
{80228}{80260}Does that describe our relationship, Tyler?
{80261}{80286}(thinks) Wejust lost cabin pressure.
{80287}{80305}What did you just say?
{80306}{80334}- What is wrong with you?|- Say my name!
{80335}{80379}Tyler Durden!|You fucking freak! What's going on?
{80380}{80405}- l'm coming over!|- l'm not there!
{80406}{80439}- (line goes dead)|- You broke your promise.
{80440}{80464}Jesus, Tyler.
{80465}{80506}- You fucking talked to her about me.|- What the fuck is going on?
{80507}{80550}l asked you for one thing. One simple thing.
{80551}{80579}Why do people think that l'm you?
{80585}{80610}Answer me!
{80639}{80661}Sit.
{80694}{80727}Answer me. Why do people think l'm you?
{80728}{80754}l think you know.
{80755}{80786}- No, l don't.|- Yes, you do.
{80787}{80820}Why would anyone|possibly confuse you with me?
{80821}{80855}l... l don't know.
{80912}{80946}- You got it.|- No.
{80947}{80973}- Do not fuck with us!|- Say it.
{80989}{81014}Because...
{81030}{81044}Say it!
{81064}{81088}Because we're the same person.
{81089}{81115}That's right.
{81116}{81143}We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap.
{81145}{81189}- l don't understand this.|- You wanted a way to change your life.
{81190}{81215}You could not do this on your own.
{81216}{81241}All the ways you wish you could be,...
{81242}{81265}..that's me.
{81266}{81304}l look like you wanna look,|l fuck like you wanna fuck.
{81305}{81333}l am smart, capable and, most importantly,...
{81334}{81366}..l'm free in all the ways that you are not.
{81367}{81379}Oh, no.
{81380}{81415}- Tyler's not here. Tyler went away.|- What?
{81416}{81444}This isn't possible. This is crazy.
{81445}{81469}People do it every day.
{81470}{81513}They talk to themselves.|They see themselves as they'd like to be.
{81514}{81553}They don't have the courage you have|to just run with it.
{81598}{81639}You still wrestle with it,|so sometimes you're still you.
{81640}{81696}- We should do this again sometime.|- At times, you imagine you're watching me.
{81697}{81727}lf this is your first time, you have to fight.
{81728}{81782}Little by little,|you're just letting yourself become...
{81792}{81815}..Tyler Durden.
{81816}{81849}You are not your job|or how much money you have!
{81850}{81879}- No. You have a house.|- Rented in your name.
{81880}{81924}- You have jobs, a life.|- You work nights because you can't sleep.
{81925}{81946}Or you stay up and make soap.
{81947}{82007}- You're fucking Marla, Tyler.|- Technically, you are. lt's all the same to her.
{82027}{82052}Oh, my God.
{82064}{82089}Now you see our dilemma.
{82090}{82117}She knows too much.
{82118}{82180}l think we're gonna have to talk about|how this might compromise our goals.
{82181}{82206}What... What are you saying?
{82218}{82269}This is bullshit. This is bullshit,|l'm not listening to this!
{82270}{82302}- You are insane!|- No. You're insane.
{82303}{82336}We simply do not have time for this crap.
{82354}{82381}lt's called a changeover.
{82382}{82407}The movie goes on...
{82408}{82445}..and nobody in the audience has any idea.
{82601}{82645}- Sir! Are you checking out?|- Yeah. Bill me.
{82646}{82675}Can you initial this list of phone calls?
{82728}{82776}- When were these made?|- Between 2.00 and 3.30 this morning.
{82846}{82896}Have l been going to bed earlier every night?|Have l been sleeping later?
{82897}{82956}Have l been Tyler longer and longer?
{82986}{83015}ls anybody here?
{83047}{83072}Deja vu all over again.
{83092}{83122}With enough soap,|one could blow up anything.
{83151}{83176}Oh, my God.
{83197}{83222}(ringing tone)
{83223}{83251}- (man) 1888.|- Who am l calling?
{83256}{83300}1888 Franklin. This is maintenance. Hello?
{83314}{83334}Hello?
{83335}{83360}1888 Franklin Street?
{83361}{83386}Yes. Can l help you?
{83415}{83446}- Hello?|- Yeah, yeah.
{83447}{83478}l need to talk to your supervisor right away.
{83479}{83504}- Speaking.|- OK, listen to me.
{83505}{83544}Something terrible|is about to happen to your building.
{83545}{83570}lt's under control, sir.
{83575}{83618}- Excuse me?|- Don't worry about us, sir. We're solid.
{83669}{83685}(man) 2160.
{83776}{83806}Marla! Marla! Hey, wait!
{83827}{83859}Wait! l gotta talk to you! Marla! Marla!
{83860}{83910}Your bald freaks hit me with a fucking broom!|They almost broke my arm!
{83911}{83944}They were burning their fingertips with lye.
{83945}{83993}This needs a tremendous act of faith|on your part, but hear me out.
{83994}{84041}- Here comes an avalanche of bullshit.|- A little more faith than that.
{84080}{84111}l don't wanna hear|anything you have to say.
{84112}{84137}You have every right to be...
{84145}{84168}l'll just have a coffee, thanks.
{84169}{84204}Sir. Anything you order is free of charge, sir.
{84205}{84230}Why is it free of charge?
{84231}{84255}- (whispers) Don't ask.|- Whatever.
{84256}{84322}Er... l'll have the clam chowder, fried chicken|and baked potato and a chocolate chiffon pie.
{84323}{84348}Clean food, please.
{84349}{84386}ln that case,|may l advise against the clam chowder.
{84387}{84412}No clam chowder. Thank you.
{84429}{84456}(Marla) You got about 30 seconds.
{84488}{84519}l know l've been acting very strange, OK?
{84520}{84561}- l know it seems there's two sides to me...|- Two sides?
{84562}{84622}- You're Dr Jekyll and Mr Jackass.|- l know. But l realised something important.
{84623}{84672}- What?|- The nature of our relationship wasn't clear...
{84673}{84702}..to me for reasons l won't go into.
{84703}{84734}- l know l haven't treated you well.|- Whatever.
{84735}{84768}No, no. Fifteen seconds, please!
{84769}{84797}Fifteen seconds,|don't open your mouth.
{84798}{84823}l'm trying to tell you l'm sorry.
{84824}{84875}What l've come to realise|is that l really like you, Marla.
{84876}{84902}You do?
{84903}{84925}l really do.
{84926}{84978}l care about you and l don't want anything|bad to happen to you because of me.
{84979}{85012}Marla, your life is in danger.
{85013}{85036}What?
{85037}{85082}You need to leave town for a while.|Get out of any major city.
{85083}{85116}- Just go camping...|- You're an insane person.
{85117}{85160}- No. l've involved you in something terrible.|- No. Shut up!
{85161}{85191}- You're not safe.|- (yells) Shut up!
{85213}{85266}- Listen, l tried, Tyler. l really tried.|- l know you did.
{85267}{85304}There are things about you l like.|You're smart, funny.
{85305}{85328}You're spectacular in bed.
{85329}{85347}But...
{85348}{85373}..you're intolerable.
{85374}{85404}You have very serious emotional problems.
{85405}{85453}Deep-seated problems|for which you should seek professional help.
{85454}{85501}- l know, and l'm sorry.|- You're sorry, l'm sorry. Everyone's sorry.
{85515}{85540}l can't do this any more.
{85541}{85566}l can't.
{85567}{85592}And l won't.
{85593}{85618}l'm gone.
{85619}{85651}You can't leave, Marla! You're not safe!
{85685}{85717}- Marla, you don't understand!|- Leave me alone!
{85718}{85748}- Marla, l am trying to protect you!|- Let go!
{85749}{85785}- l don't ever wanna see you again!|- That's fine...
{85786}{85811}Here, wait right here!
{85858}{85889}Hold it right there! Shut up!
{85890}{85915}Take this money and get on this bus.
{85916}{85942}l promise l won't bother you again.
{85944}{85962}Shut up!
{85963}{86001}Please get on the bus. Please get on the bus.
{86015}{86040}Why are you doing this?
{86041}{86090}They think you're a threat.|l can't explain it now, just trust me!
{86091}{86144}- lf l know where you are, you won't be safe.|- l'll keep this, it's asshole tax.
{86145}{86197}- Fine. Remember, stay out of major cities.|- Tyler.
{86216}{86250}You're the worst thing|that ever happened to me.
{86429}{86461}Hello. l need you to arrest me.
{86462}{86495}l am the leader of a terrorist organisation...
{86496}{86556}..responsible for numerous acts|of vandalism and assault all over this city.
{86557}{86604}ln the metropolitan area,|we had probably 200 members.
{86605}{86651}Chapters have sprung up|in five or six other major cities already.
{86652}{86689}This is a tightly-regimented organisation...
{86690}{86757}..with many cells capable of operating|independent of central leadership.
{86758}{86805}Go to the house, OK? 1537 Paper Street.
{86806}{86829}That's our headquarters.
{86830}{86861}ln the back, buried in the garden,...
{86862}{86898}..you'll find the body of Robert Paulsen.
{86899}{86939}ln the basement,|you're gonna find some bathtubs...
{86940}{87004}..that have been used very recently|to make large quantities of nitroglycerin.
{87005}{87030}l believe the plan is to blow up...
{87031}{87068}..the headquarters|of these credit card companies...
{87069}{87094}..and the TRW building.
{87105}{87146}Why these buildings?|Why credit card companies?
{87147}{87192}lf you erase the debt record,|then we all go back to zero.
{87202}{87227}You'll create total chaos.
{87246}{87285}Keep him talking. l need to make a phone call.
{87411}{87438}l really admire what you're doing.
{87444}{87469}What?
{87470}{87494}You're a brave man to order this.
{87495}{87517}You're a genius, sir.
{87518}{87575}You said if anyone ever interferes|with Project Mayhem, even you,...
{87576}{87604}..we gotta get his balls.
{87621}{87659}- Don't fight.|- lt's a powerful gesture, Mr Durden.
{87660}{87696}- lt will set an example.|- You're making a big mistake!
{87697}{87731}- You said you'd say that.|- l'm not Tyler Durden!
{87732}{87780}- You told us you'd say that too.|- All right. l am Tyler Durden.
{87781}{87813}Listen to me. l'm giving you a direct order.
{87814}{87864}- We're aborting this mission now.|- You said you would definitely say that.
{87938}{87980}Are you fucking out of your minds?|You're police officers!
{87990}{88015}ls somebody timing this?
{88017}{88053}- (knocking)|- Keep your mouth shut.
{88054}{88079}Shit!
{88110}{88144}- Some of this information checks out.|- Uh-huh.
{88145}{88184}- Let's go to that house on Paper Street.|- Be right there.
{88193}{88214}Hey, wait!
{88222}{88253}- l got him.|- Sir, we have to do this.
{88254}{88284}- Stop fighting!|- Where's the rubber band?
{88285}{88315}Get away from me! Drop that fucking knife!
{88358}{88399}Back up. Face down on the floor right now!
{88414}{88439}Get down on the floor!
{88496}{88530}The first person|that comes out of this door...
{88531}{88555}..gets a lead salad! Understand?
{88798}{88825}(car horn)
{88847}{88877}- (horn)|- Get away! Stay away!
{88929}{88953}(horns blare)
{89033}{89058}l ran.
{89064}{89114}l ran until my muscles burned|and my veins pumped battery acid.
{89146}{89172}Then l ran some more.
{89660}{89688}(tyyler) What the fuck are you doing?
{89689}{89725}Running around in your underpants!|You look crazy!
{89726}{89763}No. l'm onto you.|l know what's going on here.
{89764}{89823}Come on, then. l got us a great place|to watch from. lt'll be like pay-per-view.
{89848}{89873}(laughs)
{90399}{90431}- Oh, Christ.|- Now what are you doing?
{90432}{90473}- l'm stopping this.|- Why?
{90474}{90514}- The greatest thing you've ever done.|- l can't let this happen.
{90515}{90554}There are 10 other bombs|in 10 other buildings.
{90555}{90583}Since when is Project Mayhem|about murder?
{90584}{90608}The buildings are empty.
{90609}{90643}We're not killing anyone.|We're setting 'em free!
{90644}{90678}Bob is dead. They shot him in the head.
{90679}{90719}You wanna make an omelette,|you gotta break some eggs.
{90720}{90764}No. l'm not listening to you.|You're not even there.
{90837}{90889}l wouldn't do that.|Not unless you knew which wires were what.
{90890}{90911}lf you know, l know.
{90978}{91030}Or maybe l knew you'd know, so l spent|all day thinking about the wrong ones.
{91133}{91146}You think?
{91171}{91196}Oh, heavens, no. Not the green one.
{91206}{91242}Pull any one but the green one.
{91299}{91330}l asked you not to do that!
{91353}{91371}(tyyler) Fuck!
{91382}{91408}Tyler, get away from the van.
{91434}{91475}Tyler, l'm not kidding!|Get away from the van!
{91476}{91492}Goddamn it!
{91507}{91537}Whoa! Whoa!
{91568}{91585}OK.
{91586}{91626}You are now firing a gun|at your imaginary friend...
{91627}{91658}..near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!
{91685}{91706}Cool it, Tyler!
{91864}{91889}Aw, come on!
{91890}{91915}Don't go!
{92366}{92381}What?!
{92924}{92945}(tyyler) Three minutes.
{92946}{92974}This is it.
{92975}{92999}The beginning.
{93000}{93024}Ground zero.
{93025}{93052}l think this is about where we came in.
{93053}{93083}Do you have a speech for the occasion?
{93084}{93120}- (mumbles)|- l'm sorry?
{93121}{93146}l still can't think of anything.
{93173}{93198}Ah. Flashback humour.
{93259}{93283}lt's getting exciting now.
{93302}{93323}Two and a half.
{93324}{93355}Think of everything we've accomplished.
{93356}{93414}Out these windows, we will view|the collapse of financial history.
{93415}{93459}One step closer to economic equilibrium.
{93622}{93651}Why is she here?
{93652}{93675}Tying up loose ends.
{93676}{93713}Put me down, you baldheaded fuck!
{93714}{93751}- l beg you, please don't do this.|- l'm not doing this.
{93752}{93795}- We are doing this. This is what we want.|- No.
{93796}{93852}- l don't want this.|- Right. Except you is meaningless now.
{93853}{93900}- We have to forget about you.|- You're a voice in my head.
{93901}{93926}You're a voice in mine!
{93927}{93961}- Why can't l get rid of you?|- You need me.
{93962}{93987}No. l don't. l really don't any more.
{93988}{94040}You created me. l didn't create some|loser alter ego to make me feel better.
{94041}{94088}- Take some responsibility.|- l do. l am responsible for all of it...
{94090}{94110}..and l accept that.
{94111}{94160}So, please, l'm begging you,|please call this off.
{94184}{94210}Have l ever let us down?
{94227}{94255}How far have you come because of me?!
{94326}{94351}l will bring us through this.
{94352}{94398}As always, l will carry you|kicking and screaming...
{94399}{94428}..and in the end you will thank me.
{94434}{94464}Tyler. Tyler.
{94465}{94508}l'm grateful to you.|For everything that you've done for me.
{94509}{94541}But this is too much. l don't want this.
{94542}{94605}What do you want? Your shit job back?|Fucking condo world, watching sitcoms?
{94606}{94631}Fuck you! l won't do it.
{94641}{94687}- This can't be happening.|- lt's already done, so shut up!
{94688}{94708}60 seconds till CRl.
{94714}{94739}No.
{94762}{94795}l can figure this out. This isn't even real.
{94796}{94840}You're not real, that gun...|That gun isn't even in your hand.
{94858}{94883}The gun's in my hand.
{94943}{94974}Good for you. lt doesn't change a thing.
{95080}{95112}Why do you wanna put a gun to your head?
{95113}{95138}Not my head, Tyler.
{95145}{95171}Our head.
{95189}{95214}lnteresting.
{95250}{95282}Where are you going with this, lkea boy?
{95359}{95395}Hey. lt's you and me.
{95428}{95453}Friends?
{95463}{95488}Tyler,...
{95529}{95557}..l want you to really listen to me.
{95558}{95589}OK.
{95590}{95615}My eyes are open.
{95839}{95864}What's that smell?
{96019}{96046}(lift doors open)
{96068}{96089}(man laughs)
{96099}{96135}- Where is everybody?|- Oh, no. What's going on?
{96143}{96163}Mr Durden!
{96176}{96198}Oh, my God!
{96262}{96301}Are you... Are you all right, sir?
{96302}{96349}- (gurgling) Oh, yeah, l'm OK.|- You look terrible, sir. What happened?
{96350}{96397}- Nothing, it's no problem.|- No, no, no, sir. He's not kidding.
{96398}{96431}- You look awful. You need assistance.|- l'm fine.
{96433}{96476}Look, l'm fine... Everything's fine.
{96477}{96502}(shouting)
{96503}{96530}Ow! Stop it!
{96531}{96569}- Let her go.|- Christ Almighty!
{96570}{96591}You!
{96592}{96617}Hi, Marla.
{96623}{96681}- Leave her with me. Meet me downstairs.|- Are you sure?
{96682}{96707}Yes, l'm sure.
{96720}{96771}You fucker! What kind of sick|fucking game are you playing at?!
{96772}{96804}Putting me on a... Oh, my God, your face!
{96805}{96823}Yeah, l know.
{96880}{96903}What happened? (gasps)
{96904}{96930}- Don't ask.|- You're shot.
{96931}{96956}- Yes, l'm shot.|- Oh, my God.
{96967}{97003}- l can't believe he's standing.|- One tough motherfucker.
{97049}{97071}Who did this?
{97072}{97102}l did, actually. (winces)
{97103}{97128}Find some gauze.
{97144}{97169}You shot yourself?
{97170}{97203}Yes, but it's OK. Marla, look at me.
{97204}{97231}l'm really OK.
{97232}{97279}Trust me. Everything's gonna be fine.
{97280}{97311}((note) ''Where ls My Mind'' by The Pixies)
{97434}{97481}You met me at a very strange time in my life.
{97496}{97535}(note) With your feet in the air|and your head on the ground
{97584}{97621}(note) Try this trick and spin it
{97626}{97646}(note) Yeah!
{97651}{97696}(note) Your head will collapse|but there's nothing in it
{97697}{97718}(note) And you'll ask yourseif
{97721}{97742}(note) Where is my mind?
{97754}{97779}(note) Where is my mind?
{97781}{97827}(note) Where is my mind?
{97923}{97967}(note) Way out in the water
{97968}{97991}(note) See it swimming?
{98064}{98098}(note) l was swimming in the Caribbean
{98142}{98187}(note) And animals were hiding|behind the rock
{98215}{98239}(note) Except the little fiish
{98240}{98258}(note) But they told me, he swears
{98259}{98280}(note) Trying to talk to me, to me, to me
{98281}{98303}(note) Where is my mind?
{98315}{98340}(note) Where is my mind?
{98341}{98392}(note) Where is my mind?
{98482}{98533}(note) Way out in the water
{98534}{98559}(note) See it swimming?
{98723}{98771}(note) With your feet in the air|and your head on the ground
{98806}{98838}(note) Try this trick and spin it
{98839}{98864}(note) Yeah!
{98871}{98892}(note) Your head will collapse
{98893}{98915}(note) if there's nothing in it
{98916}{98939}(note) And you'll ask yourseif
{98940}{98965}(note) Where is my mind?
{98975}{98991}(note) Where is my mind?
{98996}{99044}(note) Where is my mind?
{99140}{99192}(note) Way out in the waters
{99193}{99218}(note) See it swimming?
{99353}{99395}(note) Your feet are in the air|and your head on the ground
{99435}{99461}(note) Try this trick and spin it...
{99463}{99497}Subtitles arranged by Aziz Kezer
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