1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Who are the real-world Illuminati ? Find out @ saveanilluminati.com 2 00:02:03,776 --> 00:02:05,710 Narrator: People are always asking me 3 00:02:05,778 --> 00:02:07,370 if I know Tyler Durden. 4 00:02:07,446 --> 00:02:08,147 Tyler: 3 minutes. 5 00:02:08,147 --> 00:02:09,171 Tyler: 3 minutes. 6 00:02:09,248 --> 00:02:12,342 This is it: ground zero. 7 00:02:12,418 --> 00:02:14,511 Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? 8 00:02:14,586 --> 00:02:15,678 [Muffled] 9 00:02:15,754 --> 00:02:17,551 Narrator: With a gun barrel between your teeth, 10 00:02:17,623 --> 00:02:19,682 you speak only in vowels. 11 00:02:19,758 --> 00:02:21,020 I can't think of anything. 12 00:02:21,093 --> 00:02:22,685 For a second I totally forget 13 00:02:22,761 --> 00:02:25,286 about Tyler's whole controlled demolition thing, 14 00:02:25,364 --> 00:02:27,525 and I wonder how clean that gun is. 15 00:02:27,599 --> 00:02:29,362 Tyler: Getting exciting now. 16 00:02:29,435 --> 00:02:30,459 That old saying, 17 00:02:30,536 --> 00:02:32,697 how you always hurt the one you love? 18 00:02:32,771 --> 00:02:34,959 Well, it works both ways. 19 00:02:35,093 --> 00:02:35,650 [Police Sirens] 20 00:02:35,727 --> 00:02:37,160 We have front row seats 21 00:02:37,228 --> 00:02:39,253 for this theater of mass destruction. 22 00:02:39,330 --> 00:02:41,662 The demolitions committee of Project Mayhem 23 00:02:41,733 --> 00:02:44,167 wrapped the foundation columns of a dozen buildings 24 00:02:44,235 --> 00:02:47,170 with blasting gelatin. In 2 minutes, 25 00:02:47,238 --> 00:02:49,172 primary charges will blow base charges 26 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:50,502 and a few square blocks 27 00:02:50,575 --> 00:02:53,271 will be reduced to smoldering rubble. 28 00:02:53,344 --> 00:02:54,402 I know this... 29 00:02:54,479 --> 00:02:56,174 because Tyler knows this. 30 00:02:56,247 --> 00:02:57,839 2 1 /2. 31 00:02:57,915 --> 00:02:59,815 Think of everything we've accomplished. 32 00:02:59,884 --> 00:03:02,876 And suddenly, I realize that all of this: 33 00:03:02,954 --> 00:03:05,445 the gun, the bombs, the revolution... 34 00:03:05,523 --> 00:03:08,981 has got something to do with a girl named Marla Singer. 35 00:03:10,528 --> 00:03:13,554 Bob. Bob had bitch-tits. 36 00:03:13,631 --> 00:03:17,624 This was a support group for men with testicular cancer. 37 00:03:17,702 --> 00:03:20,136 The big moosey slobbering all over me, 38 00:03:20,204 --> 00:03:21,193 that was Bob. 39 00:03:21,272 --> 00:03:23,433 We're still men. 40 00:03:23,508 --> 00:03:25,499 Yes, we're men. 41 00:03:25,576 --> 00:03:28,010 Men is what we are. 42 00:03:28,079 --> 00:03:30,138 8 months ago, Bob's testicles were removed. 43 00:03:30,214 --> 00:03:33,706 Then hormone therapy. He developed bitch-tits 44 00:03:33,785 --> 00:03:35,776 because his testosterone was too high, 45 00:03:35,853 --> 00:03:37,650 and his body upped the estrogen. 46 00:03:37,722 --> 00:03:38,984 And that was where I fit... 47 00:03:39,057 --> 00:03:40,991 They're gonna have to open up my pecks again 48 00:03:41,059 --> 00:03:42,083 and drain the fluid. 49 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:43,991 Narrator: Between those huge, sweating tits 50 00:03:44,062 --> 00:03:47,429 that hung enormous the way you'd think of God’s as big. 51 00:03:47,498 --> 00:03:50,592 OK. You cry now. 52 00:03:50,668 --> 00:03:54,160 No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier. 53 00:03:54,405 --> 00:03:57,238 For 6 months, I couldn't sleep. 54 00:03:57,308 --> 00:03:59,868 Echo: I couldn't sleep. I couldn't sleep. 55 00:03:59,944 --> 00:04:02,105 With insomnia, nothing's real. 56 00:04:02,180 --> 00:04:04,774 Everything's far away. 57 00:04:04,849 --> 00:04:09,650 Everything's a copy of a copy of a copy. 58 00:04:12,523 --> 00:04:14,787 When deep space exploration ramps up, 59 00:04:14,859 --> 00:04:17,555 it'll be the corporations that names everything: 60 00:04:17,628 --> 00:04:20,119 the I.B.M. Stellar sphere, 61 00:04:20,198 --> 00:04:22,132 the Microsoft Galaxy, 62 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:24,760 Planet Starbucks. 63 00:04:24,836 --> 00:04:26,463 Gonna need you out of town a little more this week. 64 00:04:26,537 --> 00:04:27,970 We got some red flags to cover. 65 00:04:28,039 --> 00:04:29,438 It must've been Tuesday. 66 00:04:29,507 --> 00:04:31,634 He was wearing his cornflower-blue tie. 67 00:04:31,709 --> 00:04:33,802 You want me to deprioritize my current reports 68 00:04:33,878 --> 00:04:36,278 until you advise of a status upgrade? 69 00:04:36,347 --> 00:04:38,144 Make these your primary action items. 70 00:04:38,216 --> 00:04:39,308 Here's your flight coupons. 71 00:04:39,383 --> 00:04:40,941 Call me from the road if there's any snags. 72 00:04:41,018 --> 00:04:42,485 Narrator: He was full of pep. 73 00:04:42,553 --> 00:04:45,750 Must have had his grandee latte enema. 74 00:04:47,058 --> 00:04:49,652 Like so many others, I had become a slave 75 00:04:49,727 --> 00:04:51,991 to the IKEA nesting instinct. 76 00:04:52,063 --> 00:04:55,965 Uh, yes. I'd like to order the Erica Pekkary dust ruffles. 77 00:04:56,033 --> 00:04:57,000 Operator: Please hold. 78 00:04:57,068 --> 00:04:58,330 If I saw something clever 79 00:04:58,402 --> 00:05:01,394 Like a little coffee table in the shape of a yin-yang, 80 00:05:01,472 --> 00:05:03,269 I had to have it. 81 00:05:03,341 --> 00:05:06,174 The Klipske personal of fice unit, 82 00:05:06,244 --> 00:05:08,712 the Hovetrekke home exert-bike, 83 00:05:08,779 --> 00:05:10,440 or the Johannshamn sofa 84 00:05:10,515 --> 00:05:12,779 with the Strinne green stripe pattern. 85 00:05:12,850 --> 00:05:14,784 Even the Rizlampa wire lamps 86 00:05:14,852 --> 00:05:17,946 of environmentally friendly unbleached paper. 87 00:05:18,022 --> 00:05:19,853 I'd flip through catalogs and wonder: 88 00:05:19,924 --> 00:05:23,951 What kind of dining set defines me as a person? 89 00:05:24,028 --> 00:05:25,393 I had it all. 90 00:05:25,463 --> 00:05:26,657 Even the glass dishes 91 00:05:26,731 --> 00:05:28,631 with tiny bubbles and imperfections. 92 00:05:28,699 --> 00:05:31,793 Proof that they were crafted by the honest, simple, 93 00:05:31,869 --> 00:05:33,632 hard-working indigenous peoples of -- 94 00:05:33,704 --> 00:05:34,636 Operator: Please hold. 95 00:05:34,705 --> 00:05:35,637 Narrator: Wherever. 96 00:05:35,706 --> 00:05:37,003 I was holding. 97 00:05:37,074 --> 00:05:39,668 We used to read pornography. 98 00:05:39,744 --> 00:05:41,803 Now it was the Horchow collection. 99 00:05:41,879 --> 00:05:44,871 No, you can't die from insomnia. 100 00:05:44,949 --> 00:05:46,041 What about narcolepsy? 101 00:05:46,117 --> 00:05:49,052 I nod of f. I wake up in strange places. 102 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:50,678 I have no idea how I got there. 103 00:05:50,755 --> 00:05:52,484 You need to lighten up. 104 00:05:52,557 --> 00:05:54,821 Can you please just get me something? 105 00:05:54,892 --> 00:05:58,089 Narrator: Red and blue Tuenois, lipstick-red Seconais. 106 00:05:58,162 --> 00:06:02,792 No. You need healthy natural sleep. 107 00:06:02,867 --> 00:06:06,428 Chew some Valerian root and get more exercise. 108 00:06:09,340 --> 00:06:11,604 Hey, come on. I'm in pain. 109 00:06:11,676 --> 00:06:13,439 You wanna see pain? 110 00:06:13,511 --> 00:06:15,240 Swing by First Methodist Tuesday nights. 111 00:06:15,313 --> 00:06:18,407 See the guys with testicular cancer. 112 00:06:18,482 --> 00:06:20,109 That's pain. 113 00:06:27,625 --> 00:06:29,718 Chorus: * La la la * 114 00:06:29,794 --> 00:06:32,092 * La la la la la la * 115 00:06:36,033 --> 00:06:37,898 I always wanted 3 kids, 116 00:06:37,969 --> 00:06:39,903 2 boys and a girl. 117 00:06:39,971 --> 00:06:43,873 Mindy wanted 2 girls and a boy. 118 00:06:43,941 --> 00:06:46,876 We never could agree on anything. 119 00:06:46,944 --> 00:06:48,912 Well, uh, you know, she-- 120 00:06:48,980 --> 00:06:51,540 She had her first child last week, a... 121 00:06:51,616 --> 00:06:53,345 a girl. 122 00:06:53,417 --> 00:06:56,978 With--With her, uh, with her new husband. 123 00:06:57,054 --> 00:06:59,420 Man: [Whispering] Fuck. 124 00:06:59,490 --> 00:07:03,586 Hey--Hey, thank God, you know. 125 00:07:03,661 --> 00:07:06,027 I'm--I'm glad for her. 126 00:07:06,097 --> 00:07:10,466 Because she deserves it. 127 00:07:10,534 --> 00:07:13,094 Group Leader: Aw. 128 00:07:13,170 --> 00:07:16,731 Everyone, let's thank Thomas for sharing himself with us. 129 00:07:16,807 --> 00:07:19,105 All: Thank you, Thomas. 130 00:07:19,176 --> 00:07:22,441 I look around this room, and I see a lot of courage, 131 00:07:22,513 --> 00:07:24,606 and that gives me strength. 132 00:07:24,682 --> 00:07:27,048 We give each other strength. 133 00:07:27,118 --> 00:07:29,052 It's time for the one-on-ones. 134 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:31,918 So let's all of us here follow Thomas' good example 135 00:07:31,989 --> 00:07:34,423 and really open ourselves up. 136 00:07:34,492 --> 00:07:36,790 Would you find a partner? 137 00:07:39,030 --> 00:07:41,294 Narrator: And this is how I met the big moosey... 138 00:07:41,365 --> 00:07:43,492 Man: Come on. Let's go over here. 139 00:07:43,567 --> 00:07:46,798 His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears... 140 00:07:48,539 --> 00:07:52,475 knees together, those awkward little steps. 141 00:07:57,381 --> 00:07:58,473 My name is Bob. 142 00:07:58,549 --> 00:07:59,982 Bob. 143 00:08:00,051 --> 00:08:02,576 Narrator: Bob had been a champion body-builder. 144 00:08:02,653 --> 00:08:04,587 You know that chest-expansion program 145 00:08:04,655 --> 00:08:07,749 you see on late-night TV ? That was his idea. 146 00:08:07,825 --> 00:08:09,588 I was a juicer. 147 00:08:09,660 --> 00:08:13,255 You know, using steroids. 148 00:08:13,331 --> 00:08:16,061 Diabonal and... 149 00:08:16,133 --> 00:08:18,601 Wistrol. Oh, they use that 150 00:08:18,669 --> 00:08:21,934 on racehorses, for Christ sakes. 151 00:08:22,006 --> 00:08:24,770 And now I'm bankrupt. 152 00:08:24,842 --> 00:08:26,935 I'm divorced. 153 00:08:27,011 --> 00:08:30,447 My 2 grown kids... 154 00:08:30,514 --> 00:08:34,314 won't even return my phone calls. 155 00:08:34,385 --> 00:08:36,080 Narrator: Strangers with this kind of honesty 156 00:08:36,153 --> 00:08:38,678 make me go a big rubbery one. 157 00:08:41,025 --> 00:08:43,459 Go ahead, Cornelius. 158 00:08:43,527 --> 00:08:44,755 You can cry. 159 00:08:56,707 --> 00:08:59,733 [Crying] 160 00:08:59,810 --> 00:09:03,246 Narrator: And then, something happened. 161 00:09:03,314 --> 00:09:04,747 I let go. 162 00:09:04,815 --> 00:09:06,282 That's really good. 163 00:09:06,350 --> 00:09:08,341 Lost in oblivion... 164 00:09:08,419 --> 00:09:11,582 dark and silent and complete. 165 00:09:13,324 --> 00:09:15,087 I found freedom. 166 00:09:15,159 --> 00:09:18,925 Losing all hope was freedom. 167 00:09:18,996 --> 00:09:20,930 It's OK. 168 00:09:24,235 --> 00:09:26,430 Babies don't sleep this well. 169 00:09:26,504 --> 00:09:27,801 [Snores] 170 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:32,604 I became addicted. 171 00:09:44,822 --> 00:09:46,119 Come on. 172 00:09:46,190 --> 00:09:48,556 Narrator: If I didn't say anything... 173 00:09:48,626 --> 00:09:50,457 people always assumed the worst. 174 00:09:50,528 --> 00:09:51,460 Man: Welcome, Travis. 175 00:09:51,529 --> 00:09:53,394 Second man: Welcome, Travis. 176 00:09:55,032 --> 00:09:57,296 They cried harder... 177 00:09:57,368 --> 00:09:59,598 then I cried harder. 178 00:10:04,485 --> 00:10:06,578 [Group Murmurs] 179 00:10:06,653 --> 00:10:09,918 Woman: Now we're going to open the green door, 180 00:10:09,990 --> 00:10:11,582 the heart chakra. 181 00:10:11,658 --> 00:10:13,922 Narrator: I wasn't really dying. 182 00:10:13,994 --> 00:10:16,929 I wasn't host to cancer or parasites. 183 00:10:16,997 --> 00:10:19,090 I was the warm little center 184 00:10:19,166 --> 00:10:21,902 that the life of this world crowded around. 185 00:10:21,902 --> 00:10:22,391 that the life of this world crowded around. 186 00:10:22,469 --> 00:10:23,766 Imagine your pain 187 00:10:23,837 --> 00:10:26,237 as a white ball of healing light. 188 00:10:26,306 --> 00:10:29,673 It moves over your body, healing you. 189 00:10:29,743 --> 00:10:33,440 Now, keep this going. Remember to breathe, 190 00:10:33,514 --> 00:10:35,106 and step forward 191 00:10:35,182 --> 00:10:37,776 through the back door of the room. 192 00:10:37,851 --> 00:10:40,285 Where does it lead? 193 00:10:40,354 --> 00:10:42,948 To your cave. 194 00:10:43,023 --> 00:10:46,288 Step forward into your cave. 195 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:47,554 That's right. 196 00:10:47,628 --> 00:10:52,156 You're going deeper into your cave, 197 00:10:52,232 --> 00:10:56,999 and you're going to find your power animal. 198 00:10:57,070 --> 00:10:59,061 [Coos] 199 00:10:59,139 --> 00:11:00,538 Slide. 200 00:11:02,209 --> 00:11:03,403 [Giggles] 201 00:11:11,819 --> 00:11:14,788 Narrator: Every evening, I died... 202 00:11:14,855 --> 00:11:17,881 and every evening, I was born again. 203 00:11:17,958 --> 00:11:19,619 Resurrected. 204 00:11:21,161 --> 00:11:23,721 Bob loved me because he thought 205 00:11:23,797 --> 00:11:25,389 my testicles were removed, too. 206 00:11:25,466 --> 00:11:28,026 Being there... 207 00:11:28,101 --> 00:11:29,966 pressed against his tits, 208 00:11:30,037 --> 00:11:31,664 ready to cry. 209 00:11:31,738 --> 00:11:33,638 This was my vacation. 210 00:11:37,544 --> 00:11:41,378 And she ruined everything. 211 00:11:41,448 --> 00:11:42,881 This is cancer, right? 212 00:11:46,086 --> 00:11:48,452 This chick Marla Singer 213 00:11:48,522 --> 00:11:50,990 did not have testicular cancer. 214 00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:52,753 She was a liar. 215 00:11:52,826 --> 00:11:55,420 She had no diseases at all. 216 00:11:55,496 --> 00:11:57,157 I had seen her at Free and Clear 217 00:11:57,231 --> 00:11:59,495 my blood parasites group Thursdays. 218 00:11:59,566 --> 00:12:03,263 Then at Hope, my bimonthly sickle cell circle. 219 00:12:03,337 --> 00:12:05,601 And again at Seize the Day, 220 00:12:05,672 --> 00:12:07,230 my tuberculosis Friday night. 221 00:12:07,307 --> 00:12:08,239 [Coughs Softly] 222 00:12:10,611 --> 00:12:14,138 Marla, the big tourist. 223 00:12:14,214 --> 00:12:16,444 Her lie reflected my lie, 224 00:12:16,517 --> 00:12:19,213 and suddenly, I felt nothing. 225 00:12:19,286 --> 00:12:20,913 I couldn't cry. 226 00:12:20,988 --> 00:12:23,957 So once again, I couldn't sleep. 227 00:12:36,003 --> 00:12:39,268 Next group, after guided meditation, 228 00:12:39,339 --> 00:12:41,068 after we open our heart chakras, 229 00:12:41,141 --> 00:12:42,403 when it's time to hug, 230 00:12:42,476 --> 00:12:43,568 I'm gonna grab that little bitch 231 00:12:43,644 --> 00:12:44,906 Marla Singer and scream... 232 00:12:44,978 --> 00:12:47,674 Marla, you liar! You big tourist! 233 00:12:47,748 --> 00:12:48,942 I need this! Now get out! 234 00:12:51,084 --> 00:12:53,484 Narrator: I hadn't slept in 4 days. 235 00:12:53,554 --> 00:12:55,249 TV: Absolutely. We'll just let that dry. 236 00:12:55,322 --> 00:12:56,254 When you have insomnia, 237 00:12:56,323 --> 00:12:58,814 you're never really asleep... 238 00:12:58,892 --> 00:13:00,883 and you're never really awake. 239 00:13:03,797 --> 00:13:05,196 Woman: To begin tonight's communion, 240 00:13:05,265 --> 00:13:09,065 Chloe would like to say a few words. 241 00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:11,798 Oh, yeah...Chloe. 242 00:13:11,872 --> 00:13:13,271 Chloe looked the way 243 00:13:13,340 --> 00:13:14,864 Meryl Streep's skeleton would look 244 00:13:14,942 --> 00:13:16,910 if you made it smile and walk around the party 245 00:13:16,977 --> 00:13:19,377 being extra nice to everybody. 246 00:13:19,446 --> 00:13:21,573 Well, I'm still here, 247 00:13:21,648 --> 00:13:24,549 but I don't know for how long. 248 00:13:24,618 --> 00:13:26,279 That's as much certainty 249 00:13:26,353 --> 00:13:28,082 as anyone can give me. 250 00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:31,352 But I've got some good news. 251 00:13:31,425 --> 00:13:32,414 I no longer have 252 00:13:32,492 --> 00:13:34,517 any fear of death. 253 00:13:37,864 --> 00:13:42,267 But I am in a pretty lonely place. 254 00:13:42,336 --> 00:13:44,861 No one will have sex with me. 255 00:13:45,939 --> 00:13:47,270 I'm so close to the end, 256 00:13:47,341 --> 00:13:49,639 and all I want is to get laid for the last time. 257 00:13:51,011 --> 00:13:54,412 I have pornographic movies in my apartment, 258 00:13:54,481 --> 00:13:56,642 [Over modulated] and lubricants and amyl nitrate. 259 00:13:56,717 --> 00:13:58,309 Chloe... 260 00:13:58,385 --> 00:14:01,252 Everyone, let's thank Chloe. 261 00:14:01,321 --> 00:14:03,152 [Audience Saying Thank You] 262 00:14:04,224 --> 00:14:05,987 [Coughing] 263 00:14:06,059 --> 00:14:08,254 Now, let's... ready ourselves 264 00:14:08,328 --> 00:14:10,956 for guided meditation. 265 00:14:11,031 --> 00:14:14,626 You're standing at the entrance of your cave. 266 00:14:14,701 --> 00:14:18,569 You step inside your cave, and you walk. 267 00:14:18,639 --> 00:14:20,402 Narrator: If I did have a tumor... 268 00:14:20,474 --> 00:14:23,034 I'd name it Marla. 269 00:14:23,110 --> 00:14:24,702 Marla... 270 00:14:24,778 --> 00:14:26,609 the little scratch on the roof of your mouth 271 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:29,308 that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, 272 00:14:29,383 --> 00:14:30,577 but you can't. 273 00:14:30,651 --> 00:14:32,175 ...deeper into your cave 274 00:14:32,252 --> 00:14:34,812 as you walk. 275 00:14:34,888 --> 00:14:37,186 You feel the healing energy of this place 276 00:14:37,257 --> 00:14:40,385 all around you. 277 00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:42,451 Now find your power animal. 278 00:14:47,267 --> 00:14:48,393 Slide. 279 00:14:52,339 --> 00:14:55,331 OK. Now let's partner up. 280 00:14:55,409 --> 00:14:57,673 Pick someone special to you tonight. 281 00:15:04,284 --> 00:15:05,717 Hey. 282 00:15:06,787 --> 00:15:07,719 We need to talk. 283 00:15:07,788 --> 00:15:08,720 Sure. 284 00:15:13,627 --> 00:15:14,594 I'm onto you. 285 00:15:14,661 --> 00:15:15,593 What? 286 00:15:15,662 --> 00:15:17,220 Yeah. You're a faker. 287 00:15:17,297 --> 00:15:18,628 You're not dying. 288 00:15:18,699 --> 00:15:19,996 Sorry? 289 00:15:20,067 --> 00:15:23,332 In the Tibetan philosophy, Sylvia Plath sense of the word, 290 00:15:23,403 --> 00:15:25,064 I know we're all-- we're all dying, all right? 291 00:15:25,138 --> 00:15:27,606 But you're not dying the way Chloe back there is dying. 292 00:15:28,809 --> 00:15:29,798 So? 293 00:15:30,877 --> 00:15:32,674 So you're a tourist. 294 00:15:32,746 --> 00:15:34,680 OK? I've seen you. I saw you-- 295 00:15:34,748 --> 00:15:36,045 saw you at melanoma, 296 00:15:36,116 --> 00:15:37,413 saw you at tuberculosis, 297 00:15:37,484 --> 00:15:39,418 I saw you at testicular cancer. 298 00:15:39,486 --> 00:15:41,181 I saw you practicing this. 299 00:15:41,254 --> 00:15:42,551 Practicing what? 300 00:15:42,622 --> 00:15:43,680 Telling me of f. 301 00:15:43,757 --> 00:15:46,419 Is it going as well as you hoped... 302 00:15:46,493 --> 00:15:47,585 " RUPERT"? 303 00:15:47,661 --> 00:15:48,992 I'll expose you. 304 00:15:49,062 --> 00:15:51,053 Go ahead. I'll expose you. 305 00:15:51,131 --> 00:15:52,325 Leader: All right, come together. 306 00:15:52,399 --> 00:15:54,629 Let yourselves cry. 307 00:16:00,107 --> 00:16:02,098 [Crying Softly] 308 00:16:02,175 --> 00:16:03,938 Oh, God, why are you doing this? 309 00:16:04,010 --> 00:16:06,535 It's cheaper than a movie, and there's free coffee. 310 00:16:06,613 --> 00:16:07,602 No, look... 311 00:16:07,681 --> 00:16:09,581 this is important, OK? 312 00:16:09,649 --> 00:16:10,616 These are my groups. 313 00:16:10,684 --> 00:16:12,276 I've been coming here for over a year. 314 00:16:12,352 --> 00:16:14,445 Why do you do it? 315 00:16:14,521 --> 00:16:15,579 I don't know. 316 00:16:15,655 --> 00:16:17,088 When people think you're dying, 317 00:16:17,157 --> 00:16:18,749 man, they really, really listen to you 318 00:16:18,825 --> 00:16:19,951 instead of just... 319 00:16:20,026 --> 00:16:23,553 Instead of just waiting for their turn to speak. 320 00:16:23,630 --> 00:16:25,564 Yeah. 321 00:16:25,632 --> 00:16:27,224 Yeah. 322 00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:29,768 Share yourself...completely. 323 00:16:31,004 --> 00:16:32,369 OK, you don't want to get into this. 324 00:16:32,439 --> 00:16:33,997 It becomes an addiction. 325 00:16:34,074 --> 00:16:35,063 Really? 326 00:16:35,142 --> 00:16:36,302 I'm not kidding. 327 00:16:36,376 --> 00:16:38,469 I can't cry if there's another faker present, 328 00:16:38,545 --> 00:16:39,637 and I need this. 329 00:16:39,713 --> 00:16:41,578 So you got to find somewhere else to go. 330 00:16:41,648 --> 00:16:43,980 Candy stripe a cancer ward. 331 00:16:44,050 --> 00:16:45,915 It's not my problem. 332 00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:49,845 Wait, wait, wait. 333 00:16:49,923 --> 00:16:51,447 Whoa. Hold on. I'll tell you. 334 00:16:51,525 --> 00:16:53,083 We're gonna split up the week, OK? 335 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:55,128 You take lymphoma and tuberculosis-- 336 00:16:55,195 --> 00:16:56,321 You take tuberculosis. 337 00:16:56,396 --> 00:16:57,954 My smoking doesn't go over at all. 338 00:16:58,031 --> 00:16:59,464 - OK. Good. Fine. - [Coughs] 339 00:16:59,533 --> 00:17:01,626 Testicular cancer should be no contest, I think. 340 00:17:01,701 --> 00:17:02,668 Well, technically, 341 00:17:02,736 --> 00:17:04,465 I have more right to be there than you. 342 00:17:04,538 --> 00:17:05,596 You still have your bails. 343 00:17:05,672 --> 00:17:06,604 You're kidding. 344 00:17:06,673 --> 00:17:08,470 I don't know. Am I? 345 00:17:08,542 --> 00:17:10,100 No. No. 346 00:17:10,177 --> 00:17:11,166 What do you want? 347 00:17:11,244 --> 00:17:12,768 I'll take the parasites. 348 00:17:12,846 --> 00:17:14,313 You can't have both the parasites, 349 00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:15,712 but why don't you take the blood parasites-- 350 00:17:15,782 --> 00:17:17,010 I want brain parasites. 351 00:17:17,083 --> 00:17:18,710 I'll take the blood parasites, 352 00:17:18,785 --> 00:17:20,514 but I'm gonna take the organic brain dementia-- 353 00:17:20,587 --> 00:17:21,519 I want that. 354 00:17:21,588 --> 00:17:22,885 You can't have the whole brain. 355 00:17:22,956 --> 00:17:25,550 So far you have 4. I only have 2. 356 00:17:25,625 --> 00:17:26,819 OK. 357 00:17:26,893 --> 00:17:29,589 Take both the parasites. They're yours. 358 00:17:29,663 --> 00:17:31,460 Now we both have 3. 359 00:17:35,468 --> 00:17:37,959 Hey, you left half your clothes! 360 00:17:38,038 --> 00:17:40,563 [Tires Squealing] 361 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,267 [Horn Honking] 362 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:44,843 [Honks] 363 00:17:54,154 --> 00:17:55,974 What, are you selling those? 364 00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:57,837 Yes! I'm selling some clothes. 365 00:17:57,909 --> 00:17:58,967 So, 366 00:17:59,044 --> 00:18:00,375 we each have 3. That's 6. 367 00:18:00,445 --> 00:18:02,675 What about the seventh day? I want ascending bowel cancer. 368 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,181 Narrator: The girl had done her homework. 369 00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,181 Thank you. 370 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:06,182 No. No, l... 371 00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:08,481 I want bowel cancer. 372 00:18:08,553 --> 00:18:10,282 That's your favorite, too? 373 00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:12,585 Try to slip it by me, eh? 374 00:18:12,657 --> 00:18:14,124 Look, we're gonna split it, OK? 375 00:18:14,192 --> 00:18:15,955 Take the first and third Sunday of the month. 376 00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:20,298 Deal. 377 00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:24,802 Looks like this is good-bye. 378 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:26,997 Well, let's not make a big thing out of it, OK? 379 00:18:27,072 --> 00:18:28,937 How's this for not making a big thing? 380 00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:33,435 [Door Opens] 381 00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:34,809 Hey, Marla! 382 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:35,812 [Horn Honks] 383 00:18:35,881 --> 00:18:36,813 Marla! 384 00:18:37,916 --> 00:18:40,476 May-Maybe we should exchange numbers. 385 00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:41,985 Should we? 386 00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:44,022 W-We might want to switch nights. 387 00:18:45,590 --> 00:18:46,579 OK. 388 00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:54,088 Narrator: This is how I met Marla Singer. 389 00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:56,100 [Humming] 390 00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:57,465 Marla's philosophy of life 391 00:18:57,536 --> 00:18:59,595 was that she might die at any moment. 392 00:18:59,671 --> 00:19:02,367 The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't. 393 00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:03,601 It doesn't have your name. 394 00:19:03,675 --> 00:19:04,699 Who are you, 395 00:19:04,776 --> 00:19:06,835 Cornelius, Rupert, 396 00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:08,243 Travis, 397 00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:09,507 any of the stupid names 398 00:19:09,581 --> 00:19:10,741 you give each night? 399 00:19:13,952 --> 00:19:16,819 You wake up at SeaTac. 400 00:19:16,888 --> 00:19:18,082 S.F.O... 401 00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:20,181 L.A.X... 402 00:19:20,258 --> 00:19:22,089 You wake up at O'Hare... 403 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:23,650 Dallas-Fort Worth... 404 00:19:23,728 --> 00:19:25,696 B.W.I... 405 00:19:25,764 --> 00:19:27,994 Pacific, mountain, central... 406 00:19:28,066 --> 00:19:29,624 Lose an hour, gain an hour... 407 00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:31,225 Check-in for that flight doesn't begin 408 00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:32,793 for another 2 hours, sir. 409 00:19:32,871 --> 00:19:36,898 This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. 410 00:19:36,975 --> 00:19:39,375 You wake up at Air Harbor international... 411 00:19:39,444 --> 00:19:41,378 P.A.: ...the aircraft has come to a complete stop. 412 00:19:41,446 --> 00:19:43,107 If you wake up at a different time, 413 00:19:43,181 --> 00:19:45,149 in a different place, 414 00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:47,310 could you wake up as a different person? 415 00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:50,520 Everywhere I travel, 416 00:19:50,589 --> 00:19:52,022 tiny life... 417 00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:53,921 single-serving sugar... 418 00:19:53,992 --> 00:19:55,118 single-serving cream... 419 00:19:55,193 --> 00:19:57,024 single pat of butter... 420 00:19:57,095 --> 00:19:59,928 a microwave cordon-bleu hobby kit. 421 00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:01,966 Shampoo-conditioner combos. 422 00:20:02,033 --> 00:20:05,264 Sample package mouthwash, tiny bars of soap. 423 00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:09,897 The people I meet on each flight, 424 00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:13,035 they're single-serving friends. 425 00:20:13,111 --> 00:20:15,909 Between takeoff and landing, we have our time together, 426 00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:18,245 but that's all we get. 427 00:20:18,316 --> 00:20:20,181 Together: Welcome! 428 00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:23,378 Narrator: On a long enough timeline, 429 00:20:23,455 --> 00:20:25,980 the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. 430 00:20:26,057 --> 00:20:28,116 I was a recall coordinator. 431 00:20:28,193 --> 00:20:30,252 My job was to apply the formula. 432 00:20:30,328 --> 00:20:31,260 Here's where the infant 433 00:20:31,329 --> 00:20:32,626 went through the windshield. 434 00:20:32,697 --> 00:20:33,686 3 points. 435 00:20:33,765 --> 00:20:35,096 Narrator: A new car built by my company 436 00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,533 Ieaves somewhere traveling at 60 miles per hour. 437 00:20:37,602 --> 00:20:40,093 The rear differential locks up. 438 00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:41,161 The teenager's braces 439 00:20:41,239 --> 00:20:42,763 are wrapped around the back seat ashtray. 440 00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:45,105 Might make a good antismoking ad. 441 00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:46,610 Narrator: The car crashes and burns 442 00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:48,270 with everyone trapped inside. 443 00:20:48,346 --> 00:20:50,837 Now, should we initiate a recall? 444 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,110 The father must've been huge. 445 00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:53,344 You see where the fat 446 00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:54,578 has burned to the seat, 447 00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:56,143 the polyester shirt? 448 00:20:56,221 --> 00:20:58,280 - Very modern art. - Ha ha ha! 449 00:20:58,356 --> 00:21:01,325 Narrator: Take the number of vehicles in the field, "A," 450 00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:04,021 multiply it by the probable rate of failure, " B," 451 00:21:04,095 --> 00:21:05,119 then multiply the result 452 00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:07,495 by the average out-of -court settlement, "C." 453 00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:10,296 "A" times " B" times "C" 454 00:21:10,368 --> 00:21:11,835 equals "X." 455 00:21:11,903 --> 00:21:14,838 If "X" is less than the cost of a recall, 456 00:21:14,906 --> 00:21:17,101 we don't do one. 457 00:21:17,175 --> 00:21:18,403 Are there a lot 458 00:21:18,476 --> 00:21:20,376 of these kinds of accidents? 459 00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:22,310 You wouldn't believe. 460 00:21:24,115 --> 00:21:26,345 Which car company do you work for? 461 00:21:27,419 --> 00:21:29,080 A major one. 462 00:21:31,056 --> 00:21:33,047 Narrator: Every time the plane banked too sharply 463 00:21:33,124 --> 00:21:34,955 on takeoff or landing, 464 00:21:35,026 --> 00:21:36,891 I prayed for a crash 465 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,452 or a midair collision. 466 00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:40,498 Anything. 467 00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:44,868 [Screaming] 468 00:21:49,841 --> 00:21:51,172 Life insurance pays of f triple 469 00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:52,733 if you die on a business trip. 470 00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:53,835 [Ding] 471 00:21:56,248 --> 00:21:58,614 "If you are seated in an emergency exit row..." 472 00:21:58,683 --> 00:21:59,877 Yeah... 473 00:21:59,951 --> 00:22:01,543 "And you feel you would be unable 474 00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:03,019 or unwilling to perform the duties 475 00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:04,817 Listed on the safety card, 476 00:22:04,889 --> 00:22:06,481 please ask a flight attendant 477 00:22:06,558 --> 00:22:07,490 to reseat you." 478 00:22:09,194 --> 00:22:11,389 It's a lot of responsibility. 479 00:22:11,463 --> 00:22:13,693 Wanna switch seats? 480 00:22:13,765 --> 00:22:15,323 No. I'm not sure I'm the man 481 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,231 for that particular job. 482 00:22:17,302 --> 00:22:20,203 An exit-door procedure at 30,000 feet. 483 00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:21,830 Mm-hmm. 484 00:22:21,906 --> 00:22:23,840 The illusion of safety. 485 00:22:23,908 --> 00:22:26,638 Yeah. I guess so. 486 00:22:26,711 --> 00:22:29,202 You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? 487 00:22:29,281 --> 00:22:31,010 So you can breathe. 488 00:22:31,082 --> 00:22:33,949 Oxygen gets you high. 489 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:35,452 In a catastrophic emergency, 490 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:38,512 you're taking giant panicked breaths. 491 00:22:38,590 --> 00:22:41,150 Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. 492 00:22:41,226 --> 00:22:43,456 You accept your fate. 493 00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:46,122 It's all right here. 494 00:22:46,197 --> 00:22:47,926 Emergency water landing-- 495 00:22:47,999 --> 00:22:49,466 600 miles an hour. 496 00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:50,558 Blank faces, 497 00:22:50,635 --> 00:22:52,296 calm as Hindu cows. 498 00:22:52,370 --> 00:22:54,395 That's, um... 499 00:22:54,472 --> 00:22:57,498 That's an interesting theory. 500 00:23:00,111 --> 00:23:01,442 What do you do? 501 00:23:01,513 --> 00:23:02,946 What do you mean? 502 00:23:03,014 --> 00:23:04,276 What do you do for a living? 503 00:23:04,349 --> 00:23:07,477 Why? So you can pretend like you're interested? 504 00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:09,076 [Laughs] 505 00:23:10,255 --> 00:23:11,347 OK. 506 00:23:11,423 --> 00:23:13,254 You have a kind of sick desperation 507 00:23:13,325 --> 00:23:14,553 in your laugh. 508 00:23:17,295 --> 00:23:19,889 We have the exact same briefcase. 509 00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:22,793 Soap. 510 00:23:22,867 --> 00:23:23,799 Sorry? 511 00:23:23,868 --> 00:23:26,598 I make and I sell soap-- 512 00:23:26,671 --> 00:23:29,504 the yard stick of civilization. 513 00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:31,303 Narrator: And this is how I met... 514 00:23:31,376 --> 00:23:33,071 "Tyler Durden." 515 00:23:33,144 --> 00:23:34,975 Did you know, if you mixed equal parts 516 00:23:35,046 --> 00:23:36,946 of gasoline and frozen or angejuice concentrate, 517 00:23:37,015 --> 00:23:38,812 you can make napalm? 518 00:23:38,883 --> 00:23:40,714 No, I did not know that. Is that true? 519 00:23:40,785 --> 00:23:41,843 That's right. 520 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,512 One can make all kinds of explosives 521 00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:45,385 using simple household items. 522 00:23:45,457 --> 00:23:46,549 Really? 523 00:23:46,624 --> 00:23:48,251 If one were so inclined. 524 00:23:52,997 --> 00:23:55,693 Tyler, you are, by far, the most interesting 525 00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:58,292 "single-serving" friend I've ever met. 526 00:23:58,370 --> 00:24:00,167 See, obviously, 527 00:24:00,238 --> 00:24:02,103 everything on a plane is single-serving, even-- 528 00:24:02,173 --> 00:24:04,368 Oh, I get it. It's very clever. 529 00:24:04,442 --> 00:24:06,000 Thank you. 530 00:24:06,077 --> 00:24:08,841 How's that working out for you? 531 00:24:08,913 --> 00:24:09,845 What? 532 00:24:09,914 --> 00:24:11,040 Being clever. 533 00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:13,516 Great. 534 00:24:13,585 --> 00:24:15,519 Keep it up, then. 535 00:24:15,587 --> 00:24:16,519 Right up. 536 00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:19,857 Now a question of etiquette. 537 00:24:19,924 --> 00:24:21,016 As I pass, 538 00:24:21,092 --> 00:24:22,525 do I give you the ass or the crotch? 539 00:24:29,834 --> 00:24:32,860 Narrator: How I came to live with Tyler is... 540 00:24:32,937 --> 00:24:35,929 airlines have this policy about vibrating luggage. 541 00:24:43,681 --> 00:24:45,114 Was--Was it ticking? 542 00:24:45,183 --> 00:24:47,549 Actually, throwers don't worry about ticking, 543 00:24:47,619 --> 00:24:49,086 'cause modern bombs don't tick. 544 00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:50,485 Sorry. "Throwers"? 545 00:24:50,555 --> 00:24:51,715 Baggage handlers. 546 00:24:51,790 --> 00:24:54,987 But when a suitcase vibrates, 547 00:24:55,059 --> 00:24:57,493 then the thrower's gotta call the police. 548 00:24:57,562 --> 00:25:00,190 My suitcase...was vibrating? 549 00:25:00,265 --> 00:25:02,290 9 times out of 1 0, it's an electric razor, 550 00:25:02,367 --> 00:25:05,427 but every once in a while... 551 00:25:07,906 --> 00:25:09,498 [Whispering] it's a dildo. 552 00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:12,666 of course, it's company policy 553 00:25:12,744 --> 00:25:14,268 never to imply ownership 554 00:25:14,345 --> 00:25:15,676 in the event of a dildo. 555 00:25:15,747 --> 00:25:16,941 We have to use the indefinite article 556 00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:18,004 a dildo. 557 00:25:18,082 --> 00:25:21,415 Never your dildo. 558 00:25:21,486 --> 00:25:22,510 I don't own a-- 559 00:25:26,257 --> 00:25:28,088 Narrator: I had everything in that suitcase-- 560 00:25:28,159 --> 00:25:29,366 my CK shirts, 561 00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:31,127 my DKNY shoes, 562 00:25:31,201 --> 00:25:32,498 my AX ties. 563 00:25:34,371 --> 00:25:35,463 Never mind. 564 00:25:37,074 --> 00:25:40,840 Man: Hey! That's my car! 565 00:25:42,146 --> 00:25:44,080 [Police Radio Chatter] 566 00:25:44,148 --> 00:25:47,311 [Siren] 567 00:25:47,384 --> 00:25:49,852 Home was a condo on the 1 5th floor 568 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,582 of a filing cabinet for widows and young professionals. 569 00:25:52,656 --> 00:25:55,318 The walls were solid concrete. 570 00:25:55,392 --> 00:25:57,189 A foot of concrete's important 571 00:25:57,261 --> 00:25:58,922 when your next-door neighbor lets her hearing aid go 572 00:25:58,996 --> 00:26:01,430 and has to watch game shows at full volume... 573 00:26:01,498 --> 00:26:03,295 Or when a volcanic blast 574 00:26:03,367 --> 00:26:06,097 and debris that used to be your furniture and personal effects 575 00:26:06,170 --> 00:26:07,967 blows out of your floor-to-ceiling windows 576 00:26:08,038 --> 00:26:09,801 and sails flaming into the night. 577 00:26:09,873 --> 00:26:11,864 [Helicopter Circling] 578 00:26:16,079 --> 00:26:18,411 I suppose these things happen. 579 00:26:31,128 --> 00:26:33,460 There's nothing up there. 580 00:26:33,530 --> 00:26:35,828 You can't go into the unit. 581 00:26:35,899 --> 00:26:37,196 Police orders. 582 00:26:45,476 --> 00:26:47,876 do you have somebody you can call? 583 00:26:49,112 --> 00:26:50,477 Narrator: How embarrassing. 584 00:26:50,547 --> 00:26:53,380 A house full of condiments and no food. 585 00:27:02,893 --> 00:27:04,827 The police would later tell me 586 00:27:04,895 --> 00:27:06,624 that the pilot light might have gone out, 587 00:27:06,697 --> 00:27:10,633 Letting out just a little bit of gas. 588 00:27:10,701 --> 00:27:12,965 That gas could have slowly filled the condo-- 589 00:27:13,036 --> 00:27:15,561 1 ,700 square feet of high ceilings 590 00:27:15,639 --> 00:27:17,402 for days and days. 591 00:27:24,681 --> 00:27:27,275 Then the refrigerator's compressor could've clicked on. 592 00:27:27,351 --> 00:27:28,511 [Telephone Ringing] 593 00:27:28,585 --> 00:27:31,645 Marla: Yeah? 594 00:27:34,825 --> 00:27:36,417 I can hear you breathing, you-- 595 00:27:45,569 --> 00:27:47,799 If you asked me now, 596 00:27:47,871 --> 00:27:49,702 I couldn't tell you why I called him. 597 00:27:57,314 --> 00:28:00,215 [Telephone Ringing On Other End] 598 00:28:19,503 --> 00:28:21,971 [Ring] 599 00:28:25,008 --> 00:28:27,408 [Ring] 600 00:28:29,980 --> 00:28:30,947 [Ring] 601 00:28:32,182 --> 00:28:33,843 Hello? 602 00:28:33,917 --> 00:28:34,884 Man: Who's this? 603 00:28:34,952 --> 00:28:36,681 [Potato Chips Crunching] 604 00:28:36,753 --> 00:28:38,152 Tyler? 605 00:28:38,221 --> 00:28:39,779 Who is this? 606 00:28:39,856 --> 00:28:42,586 Um, ahem, we met on the airplane. 607 00:28:42,659 --> 00:28:44,593 We had the same suitcase. 608 00:28:44,661 --> 00:28:46,185 [Crunching] 609 00:28:46,263 --> 00:28:47,890 Uh, the clever guy. 610 00:28:47,965 --> 00:28:52,061 Oh, yeah. Right. OK? 611 00:28:52,135 --> 00:28:53,932 I called a second ago. 612 00:28:54,004 --> 00:28:55,995 There was no answer. I'm at a pay phone. 613 00:28:56,073 --> 00:28:57,631 Yeah. I star-69ed you. 614 00:28:57,708 --> 00:28:59,403 I never pick up my phone. 615 00:28:59,476 --> 00:29:00,943 [Crunching] 616 00:29:01,011 --> 00:29:02,808 So, what's up, man? 617 00:29:02,879 --> 00:29:06,076 Uh, well... 618 00:29:06,149 --> 00:29:08,583 you're not gonna believe this. 619 00:29:10,988 --> 00:29:12,512 Tyler: You know, man, it could be worse. 620 00:29:12,589 --> 00:29:13,920 A woman could cut off your penis 621 00:29:13,991 --> 00:29:15,083 while you're sleeping 622 00:29:15,158 --> 00:29:16,420 and toss it out the window 623 00:29:16,493 --> 00:29:17,619 of a moving car. 624 00:29:17,694 --> 00:29:19,218 There's always that. 625 00:29:19,296 --> 00:29:20,957 I don't know, it’s just... 626 00:29:21,031 --> 00:29:22,464 when you buy furniture, 627 00:29:22,532 --> 00:29:23,931 you tell yourself, that's it. 628 00:29:24,001 --> 00:29:25,764 That's the last sofa I'm gonna need. 629 00:29:25,836 --> 00:29:27,098 Whatever else happens, 630 00:29:27,170 --> 00:29:29,229 I've got that sofa problem handled. 631 00:29:29,306 --> 00:29:30,739 I had it all. 632 00:29:30,807 --> 00:29:32,604 I had a stereo that was very decent, 633 00:29:32,676 --> 00:29:35,270 a wardrobe that was getting very respectable. 634 00:29:35,345 --> 00:29:38,644 I was close to being complete. 635 00:29:38,715 --> 00:29:40,114 Shit, man. Now it's all gone. 636 00:29:40,183 --> 00:29:41,275 All gone. 637 00:29:41,351 --> 00:29:44,047 Hmm. All gone. 638 00:29:45,922 --> 00:29:47,412 do you know what a duvet is? 639 00:29:47,491 --> 00:29:48,617 Comforter. 640 00:29:48,692 --> 00:29:50,387 It's a blanket. 641 00:29:50,460 --> 00:29:51,518 Just a blanket. 642 00:29:51,595 --> 00:29:53,426 Why do guys like you and I 643 00:29:53,497 --> 00:29:54,464 know what a duvet is? 644 00:29:54,531 --> 00:29:56,999 Is this essential to our survival 645 00:29:57,067 --> 00:29:58,625 in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word? 646 00:29:58,702 --> 00:29:59,999 No. 647 00:30:00,070 --> 00:30:02,504 What are we, then? 648 00:30:02,572 --> 00:30:05,439 We're, uh, you know, consumers... 649 00:30:05,509 --> 00:30:07,272 Right. We're consumers. 650 00:30:07,344 --> 00:30:10,745 We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. 651 00:30:10,814 --> 00:30:13,112 Murder, crime, poverty-- 652 00:30:13,183 --> 00:30:14,912 these things don't concern me. 653 00:30:14,985 --> 00:30:18,216 What concerns me are celebrity magazines, 654 00:30:18,288 --> 00:30:20,415 television with 500 channels, 655 00:30:20,490 --> 00:30:22,424 some guy's name on my underwear. 656 00:30:22,492 --> 00:30:25,154 Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra. 657 00:30:25,228 --> 00:30:26,160 Martha Stewart. 658 00:30:26,229 --> 00:30:27,355 Fuck Martha Stewart. 659 00:30:27,431 --> 00:30:30,195 Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic. 660 00:30:30,267 --> 00:30:31,666 It's all going down, man. 661 00:30:31,735 --> 00:30:34,169 So fuck off with your sofa units 662 00:30:34,237 --> 00:30:36,535 and Strinne green stripe patterns. 663 00:30:36,606 --> 00:30:39,040 I say, never be complete. 664 00:30:39,109 --> 00:30:40,701 I say, stop being perfect. 665 00:30:40,777 --> 00:30:43,302 I say, let's... let's evolve. 666 00:30:43,380 --> 00:30:45,245 Let the chips fall where they may. 667 00:30:47,784 --> 00:30:49,979 But that's me, and I could be wrong. 668 00:30:50,053 --> 00:30:52,112 Maybe it's a terrible tragedy. 669 00:30:52,189 --> 00:30:53,622 No. It’s just stuff. 670 00:30:53,690 --> 00:30:54,679 It's not a tragedy, but... 671 00:30:54,758 --> 00:30:55,850 Well, you did lose 672 00:30:55,926 --> 00:30:58,520 a lot of versatile solutions for modern living. 673 00:30:58,595 --> 00:30:59,584 Fuck. You're right. 674 00:30:59,663 --> 00:31:01,028 No. I don't smoke. 675 00:31:04,568 --> 00:31:08,265 My insurance is probably gonna cover it, so... 676 00:31:10,774 --> 00:31:12,901 What? 677 00:31:12,976 --> 00:31:17,106 The things you own end up owning you. 678 00:31:19,449 --> 00:31:20,711 But do what you like, man. 679 00:31:22,252 --> 00:31:23,184 [Sigh] 680 00:31:23,253 --> 00:31:24,311 Oh, it's late. 681 00:31:24,387 --> 00:31:26,184 Hey, thanks for the beer. 682 00:31:26,256 --> 00:31:27,518 Yeah, man. 683 00:31:27,591 --> 00:31:30,458 I should find a hotel. 684 00:31:30,527 --> 00:31:31,459 Oh. 685 00:31:31,528 --> 00:31:32,460 What? 686 00:31:32,529 --> 00:31:33,461 What? 687 00:31:33,530 --> 00:31:34,462 A hotel. 688 00:31:34,531 --> 00:31:35,463 Yeah. 689 00:31:35,532 --> 00:31:37,159 Just ask, man. 690 00:31:37,234 --> 00:31:39,566 What are you talking about? 691 00:31:39,636 --> 00:31:40,660 Oh, God. 692 00:31:40,737 --> 00:31:42,170 3 pitchers of beer, 693 00:31:42,239 --> 00:31:43,831 and you still can't ask. 694 00:31:45,408 --> 00:31:46,534 What? 695 00:31:46,610 --> 00:31:48,373 You called me 'cause you needed a place to stay. 696 00:31:48,445 --> 00:31:50,242 Oh, hey, no, no, no. 697 00:31:50,313 --> 00:31:52,281 Yes, you did. So just ask. 698 00:31:52,349 --> 00:31:54,647 Cut the foreplay and just ask, man. 699 00:31:56,419 --> 00:31:58,683 Would that be a problem? 700 00:31:58,755 --> 00:32:00,848 Is it a problem for you to ask? 701 00:32:02,359 --> 00:32:03,758 Can I stay at your place? 702 00:32:03,827 --> 00:32:04,759 Yeah. 703 00:32:05,829 --> 00:32:07,228 Thanks. 704 00:32:11,201 --> 00:32:13,431 I want you to do me a favor. 705 00:32:13,503 --> 00:32:14,629 Yeah, sure. 706 00:32:14,704 --> 00:32:17,537 I want you to hit me as hard as you can. 707 00:32:17,607 --> 00:32:19,575 What? 708 00:32:19,643 --> 00:32:23,443 I want you to hit me as hard as you can. 709 00:32:23,513 --> 00:32:24,980 Narrator: Let me tell you a little bit 710 00:32:25,048 --> 00:32:26,481 about Tyler Durden. 711 00:32:26,583 --> 00:32:29,051 Tyler was a night person. 712 00:32:29,119 --> 00:32:30,313 While the rest of us were sleeping, 713 00:32:30,387 --> 00:32:31,411 he worked. 714 00:32:31,488 --> 00:32:34,616 He had one part-time job as a projectionist. 715 00:32:34,691 --> 00:32:36,488 See, a movie doesn't come all on one big reel. 716 00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:37,720 It comes on a few. 717 00:32:37,794 --> 00:32:40,285 So someone has to be there to switch the projectors 718 00:32:40,363 --> 00:32:42,593 at the exact moment that one reel ends 719 00:32:42,666 --> 00:32:43,928 and the next one begins. 720 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,991 If you look for it, you can see these little dots 721 00:32:46,069 --> 00:32:48,094 come into the upper right-hand corner of the screen. 722 00:32:48,171 --> 00:32:49,103 [Beep] 723 00:32:49,172 --> 00:32:50,230 In the industry, 724 00:32:50,307 --> 00:32:51,604 we call them "cigarette burns." 725 00:32:51,675 --> 00:32:53,734 That's the cue for a changeover. 726 00:32:53,810 --> 00:32:55,243 He flips the projectors, 727 00:32:55,312 --> 00:32:57,177 the movie keeps right on going, 728 00:32:57,247 --> 00:32:58,714 and nobody in the audience has any idea. 729 00:32:58,782 --> 00:33:01,273 Why would anyone want this shit-job? 730 00:33:01,351 --> 00:33:04,249 Because it affords him other interesting opportunities. 731 00:33:04,383 --> 00:33:06,351 Like splicing single frames of pornography 732 00:33:06,418 --> 00:33:07,817 into family films. 733 00:33:07,886 --> 00:33:09,979 So when the snoot y cat and the courageous dog 734 00:33:10,055 --> 00:33:11,488 with the celebrity voices 735 00:33:11,556 --> 00:33:13,547 meet for the first time in reel 3, 736 00:33:13,625 --> 00:33:14,853 that's when you'll catch a flash 737 00:33:14,926 --> 00:33:17,224 of Tyler's contribution to the film. 738 00:33:17,296 --> 00:33:19,924 [Characters On Screen Singing Merrily] 739 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:20,930 [Woman Moans] 740 00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:22,660 [Merry Song Continues] 741 00:33:24,069 --> 00:33:25,593 Nobody knows that they saw it, 742 00:33:25,671 --> 00:33:26,729 but they did. 743 00:33:26,805 --> 00:33:29,273 A nice big cock. 744 00:33:31,977 --> 00:33:34,070 [Crying] 745 00:33:34,146 --> 00:33:36,876 Even a hummingbird couldn't catch Tyler at work. 746 00:33:41,653 --> 00:33:44,816 Tyler also works sometimes as a banquet waiter 747 00:33:44,890 --> 00:33:47,222 at the luxurious Pressman Hotel. 748 00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:51,822 [Urinating] 749 00:33:51,897 --> 00:33:53,694 He was the guerilla terrorist 750 00:33:53,765 --> 00:33:56,097 of the food service industry. 751 00:33:56,168 --> 00:33:57,226 Do not watch. 752 00:33:57,302 --> 00:33:58,792 I cannot go when you watch. 753 00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:00,428 Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, 754 00:34:00,505 --> 00:34:01,938 he farted on meringues, 755 00:34:02,007 --> 00:34:03,440 sneezed on braised endive. 756 00:34:03,508 --> 00:34:05,066 And as for the cream of mushroom soup, 757 00:34:05,143 --> 00:34:06,235 well... 758 00:34:06,311 --> 00:34:07,744 Go ahead, tell them. 759 00:34:07,813 --> 00:34:09,713 You get the idea. 760 00:34:09,815 --> 00:34:11,476 What do you want me to do? You just want me to hit you? 761 00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:13,142 Come on. Do me this one favor. 762 00:34:13,218 --> 00:34:14,207 Why? 763 00:34:14,286 --> 00:34:15,583 Why? I don't know why. I don't know. 764 00:34:15,654 --> 00:34:16,621 I've never been in a fight. Have you? 765 00:34:16,688 --> 00:34:18,121 No, but that's a good thing. 766 00:34:18,190 --> 00:34:19,248 No, it is not. 767 00:34:19,324 --> 00:34:20,256 How much can you know about yourself 768 00:34:20,325 --> 00:34:21,758 if you’ve never been in a fight? 769 00:34:21,827 --> 00:34:23,124 I don't wanna die without any scars. 770 00:34:23,195 --> 00:34:25,060 So, come on, hit me before I lose my nerve. 771 00:34:25,130 --> 00:34:27,826 God, this is crazy. 772 00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:29,491 So go crazy. Let 'er rip. 773 00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:31,399 Hey, I don't know about this. 774 00:34:31,470 --> 00:34:33,700 I don't, either, but who gives a shit? 775 00:34:33,772 --> 00:34:35,467 No one's watching. What do you care? 776 00:34:35,540 --> 00:34:37,770 Wait. This is crazy. You want me to hit you? 777 00:34:37,843 --> 00:34:39,777 That's right. 778 00:34:39,845 --> 00:34:42,279 What, like, in the face? 779 00:34:42,347 --> 00:34:43,712 Surprise me. 780 00:34:45,650 --> 00:34:47,982 This is so fucking stupid. 781 00:34:57,028 --> 00:34:58,359 Ohh! 782 00:34:58,430 --> 00:35:01,263 Motherfucker! 783 00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:03,267 You hit me in the ear. 784 00:35:03,335 --> 00:35:04,563 Well, Jesus, I'm sorry. 785 00:35:04,636 --> 00:35:06,501 Ow! Christ! 786 00:35:06,571 --> 00:35:08,266 Why the ear, man? 787 00:35:08,340 --> 00:35:09,398 Aw, I fucked it up. 788 00:35:09,474 --> 00:35:10,498 No. That was perfect. 789 00:35:10,575 --> 00:35:12,270 Ohh! Uhh! 790 00:35:22,988 --> 00:35:24,546 Nah, it's all right. 791 00:35:26,658 --> 00:35:28,182 That really hurts. 792 00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:31,093 Right. 793 00:35:31,163 --> 00:35:32,425 Hit me again. 794 00:35:32,497 --> 00:35:33,589 [Laughing] 795 00:35:33,665 --> 00:35:34,597 No. You hit me. 796 00:35:34,666 --> 00:35:35,690 Come on. 797 00:35:52,317 --> 00:35:54,717 We should do this again sometime. 798 00:36:07,899 --> 00:36:08,957 Where's your car? 799 00:36:09,034 --> 00:36:10,058 What car? 800 00:36:10,135 --> 00:36:11,363 [Belches] 801 00:36:20,712 --> 00:36:22,976 Narrator: I don't know how Tyler found that house, 802 00:36:23,048 --> 00:36:25,175 but he said he'd been there for a year. 803 00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:28,310 It looked like it was waiting to be torn down. 804 00:36:28,386 --> 00:36:30,616 Most of the windows were boarded up. 805 00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:32,953 There was no lock on the front door 806 00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:36,323 from when the police or whoever kicked it in. 807 00:36:36,394 --> 00:36:38,089 The stairs were ready to collapse. 808 00:36:38,163 --> 00:36:41,132 I didn't know if he owned it or if he was squatting. 809 00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:43,064 Neither would have surprised me. 810 00:36:44,302 --> 00:36:45,735 Yeah. That's you. 811 00:36:45,804 --> 00:36:46,930 That's me. 812 00:36:47,005 --> 00:36:48,802 That's the toilet. 813 00:36:48,874 --> 00:36:49,806 Good? 814 00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:50,807 Yeah. Thanks. 815 00:36:52,077 --> 00:36:53,772 Narrator: What a shit-hole. 816 00:36:53,845 --> 00:36:55,506 [Springs Clang] 817 00:36:55,580 --> 00:36:57,275 Nothing worked. 818 00:36:57,349 --> 00:36:58,782 [Water Pipes Rumble] 819 00:36:58,850 --> 00:37:00,147 Turning on one light 820 00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:03,153 meant another light in the house went out. 821 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:04,654 There were no neighbors, 822 00:37:04,723 --> 00:37:06,748 just some warehouses and a paper mill-- 823 00:37:06,825 --> 00:37:08,622 that fart smell of steam, 824 00:37:08,693 --> 00:37:11,025 the hamster cage smell of wood chips. 825 00:37:11,096 --> 00:37:13,121 After work tomorrow, we'll be-- 826 00:37:13,198 --> 00:37:15,166 Hey. What have we here? 827 00:37:30,181 --> 00:37:31,113 Hey, guys. 828 00:37:31,182 --> 00:37:32,274 Hey. 829 00:37:32,350 --> 00:37:33,510 It's cool. 830 00:37:33,585 --> 00:37:34,574 Ohh! 831 00:37:34,653 --> 00:37:36,484 [Whistling Nonchalantly] 832 00:37:43,361 --> 00:37:46,990 Every time it rained, we had to kill the power. 833 00:37:47,065 --> 00:37:48,589 By the end of the first month, 834 00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:50,362 I didn't miss TV. 835 00:37:50,435 --> 00:37:54,735 I didn't even mind the warm, stale refrigerator. 836 00:38:07,419 --> 00:38:09,216 Can I be next? 837 00:38:13,558 --> 00:38:14,616 All right, man. 838 00:38:14,693 --> 00:38:16,888 Lose the tie. 839 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:20,355 [Ricocheting Golf Ball] 840 00:38:20,432 --> 00:38:21,729 Ooh! 841 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,392 Narrator: At night, Tyler and I were alone 842 00:38:23,468 --> 00:38:25,732 for a half a mile in every direction. 843 00:38:27,973 --> 00:38:28,905 [Clang] 844 00:38:31,710 --> 00:38:34,144 Rain trickled down through the plaster 845 00:38:34,212 --> 00:38:35,645 and the light fixtures. 846 00:38:35,714 --> 00:38:37,545 Everything wooden swelled and shrank. 847 00:38:37,616 --> 00:38:41,552 Everywhere were rusted nails to snag your elbow on. 848 00:38:41,620 --> 00:38:44,919 The previous occupant had been a bit of a shut-in. 849 00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:46,719 Hey, man, what are you reading? 850 00:38:46,791 --> 00:38:47,849 Listen to this. 851 00:38:47,926 --> 00:38:49,826 It's an article written by an organ 852 00:38:49,894 --> 00:38:51,327 in the first person. 853 00:38:51,396 --> 00:38:53,956 "l am Jack's medulla oblongata. 854 00:38:54,032 --> 00:38:55,659 Without me, Jack could not regulate 855 00:38:55,734 --> 00:38:57,895 his heart rate, blood pressure, or breathing." 856 00:38:57,969 --> 00:39:00,369 There's a whole series of these. 857 00:39:00,438 --> 00:39:01,803 "I am Jill's nipples. " 858 00:39:03,241 --> 00:39:05,334 "I am Jack's colon. " 859 00:39:05,410 --> 00:39:07,810 Yeah. "I get cancer. I kill Jack." 860 00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:11,076 Whoa--Ohh! 861 00:39:11,149 --> 00:39:12,411 Narrator: After fighting, 862 00:39:12,484 --> 00:39:14,714 everything else in your life got the volume turned down. 863 00:39:14,786 --> 00:39:18,222 [Muted Complaining] 864 00:39:18,289 --> 00:39:19,221 What? 865 00:39:19,290 --> 00:39:20,723 You could deal with anything. 866 00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:22,225 Have you finished those reports? 867 00:39:26,931 --> 00:39:28,228 Tyler: if you could fight anyone, 868 00:39:28,299 --> 00:39:29,527 who would you fight? 869 00:39:29,601 --> 00:39:32,035 I'd fight my boss, probably. 870 00:39:32,103 --> 00:39:33,468 Really? 871 00:39:33,538 --> 00:39:36,098 Yeah. Why, who would you fight? 872 00:39:36,174 --> 00:39:37,334 I'd fight my dad. 873 00:39:37,409 --> 00:39:39,206 I don't know my dad. 874 00:39:39,277 --> 00:39:41,074 I mean, I know him, 875 00:39:41,146 --> 00:39:43,979 but he left when I was, like, 6 years old, 876 00:39:44,049 --> 00:39:46,483 married this other woman and had some other kids. 877 00:39:46,551 --> 00:39:48,212 He, like, did this every 6 years. 878 00:39:48,286 --> 00:39:51,153 He goes to a new city and starts a new family. 879 00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:53,349 Fucker should open up franchises. 880 00:39:54,826 --> 00:39:56,418 My dad never went to college, 881 00:39:56,494 --> 00:39:58,928 so it was real important that I go. 882 00:39:58,997 --> 00:40:00,055 That sounds familiar. 883 00:40:00,131 --> 00:40:02,258 So I graduate, I call him up long distance. 884 00:40:02,333 --> 00:40:05,769 I say, " Dad, now what?" He says, "Get a job." 885 00:40:05,837 --> 00:40:06,769 Same here. 886 00:40:06,838 --> 00:40:07,862 Now I'm 25. 887 00:40:07,939 --> 00:40:09,270 I make my yearly call again. 888 00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:11,570 I say, " Dad, now what?" 889 00:40:11,643 --> 00:40:14,043 He says, "l don't know. Get married." 890 00:40:14,112 --> 00:40:16,046 Eh, I mean... 891 00:40:16,114 --> 00:40:17,342 I can't get married. 892 00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:18,439 [Thunder] 893 00:40:18,516 --> 00:40:20,177 I'm a 30-year-old boy. 894 00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:21,775 We're a generation of men 895 00:40:21,853 --> 00:40:23,013 raised by women. 896 00:40:23,088 --> 00:40:25,454 I'm wondering if another woman 897 00:40:25,523 --> 00:40:27,320 is really the answer we need. 898 00:40:32,797 --> 00:40:35,994 Narrator: Most of the week, we were Ozzie and Harriet. 899 00:40:36,067 --> 00:40:36,624 [Whistling] 900 00:40:37,535 --> 00:40:38,736 But every Saturday night, 901 00:40:38,736 --> 00:40:39,600 But every Saturday night, 902 00:40:39,670 --> 00:40:42,104 we were finding something out. 903 00:40:42,173 --> 00:40:44,334 We were finding out more and more 904 00:40:44,408 --> 00:40:45,500 that we were not alone. 905 00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:49,374 Man: Who turned the lights off? 906 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:50,709 It used to be 907 00:40:50,782 --> 00:40:52,443 that when I came home angry or depressed, 908 00:40:52,517 --> 00:40:54,178 I’d just clean my condo, 909 00:40:54,252 --> 00:40:56,220 polish my Scandinavian furniture. 910 00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:58,687 I should've been looking for a new condo. 911 00:40:58,756 --> 00:41:01,486 I should've been haggling with my insurance company. 912 00:41:01,559 --> 00:41:05,359 I should've been upset about my nice, neat flaming little shit. 913 00:41:05,429 --> 00:41:06,919 But I wasn't. 914 00:41:06,998 --> 00:41:08,397 The basic premise 915 00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,263 of cyber-netting any of fice 916 00:41:10,334 --> 00:41:11,426 is make things more efficient. 917 00:41:11,502 --> 00:41:12,764 Narrator: Monday mornings, all I could do 918 00:41:12,837 --> 00:41:13,895 was think about next week. 919 00:41:13,971 --> 00:41:17,134 Can I get the icon in cornflower blue? 920 00:41:17,208 --> 00:41:18,368 Absolutely. 921 00:41:18,442 --> 00:41:21,741 Efficiency is priority number one, people, 922 00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:24,611 because waste is a thief. 923 00:41:24,682 --> 00:41:26,343 I showed this already to my man, here. 924 00:41:26,417 --> 00:41:27,748 You liked it, didn't you? 925 00:41:31,722 --> 00:41:33,451 Narrator: You can swallow a pint of blood 926 00:41:33,524 --> 00:41:34,957 before you get sick. 927 00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:38,818 It was right in everyone's face. 928 00:41:38,896 --> 00:41:41,023 Tyler and I just made it visible. 929 00:41:41,098 --> 00:41:43,328 It was on the tip of everyone's tongue. 930 00:41:43,401 --> 00:41:45,301 Tyler and I just gave it a name. 931 00:41:53,477 --> 00:41:56,844 [Loud Rock Music Playing] 932 00:41:56,914 --> 00:41:59,747 Come on, people, you gotta go home. 933 00:42:20,338 --> 00:42:23,273 Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back. 934 00:42:44,362 --> 00:42:45,556 [Someone Spits] 935 00:42:45,630 --> 00:42:47,564 Narrator: Every week, Tyler gave the rules 936 00:42:47,632 --> 00:42:48,929 that he and I decided. 937 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:52,527 Gentlemen, welcome to Fight Club. 938 00:42:55,473 --> 00:42:57,338 The first rule of Fight Club is... 939 00:42:57,408 --> 00:42:59,876 you do not talk about Fight Club. 940 00:42:59,944 --> 00:43:02,742 The second rule of Fight Club is... 941 00:43:02,813 --> 00:43:06,408 you do not talk about Fight Club. 942 00:43:06,484 --> 00:43:07,917 Third rule of Fight Club-- 943 00:43:07,985 --> 00:43:11,682 Someone yells "Stop!" goes limp, taps out, 944 00:43:11,756 --> 00:43:13,280 the fight is over. 945 00:43:13,357 --> 00:43:14,517 Fourth rule-- 946 00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:16,924 Only 2 guys to a fight. 947 00:43:16,994 --> 00:43:17,983 Fifth rule-- 948 00:43:18,062 --> 00:43:20,530 One fight at a time, fellas. 949 00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:21,587 [Laughter] 950 00:43:21,666 --> 00:43:24,226 Sixth rule-- No shirts, no shoes. 951 00:43:24,302 --> 00:43:25,394 Seventh rule-- 952 00:43:25,469 --> 00:43:28,165 Fights will go on as long as they have to. 953 00:43:30,174 --> 00:43:32,608 And the eighth and final rule-- 954 00:43:32,677 --> 00:43:37,137 If this is your first night at Fight Club... 955 00:43:37,214 --> 00:43:38,772 you have to fight. 956 00:43:38,849 --> 00:43:40,248 [Loud Shouting, Cheering] 957 00:43:43,354 --> 00:43:45,288 Narrator: This kid from work, Rick y, 958 00:43:45,356 --> 00:43:47,187 couldn't remember whether you ordered pens 959 00:43:47,258 --> 00:43:48,418 with blue ink or black... 960 00:43:49,961 --> 00:43:51,019 Come on, man! 961 00:43:51,095 --> 00:43:52,790 But Ricky was a god for 1 0 minutes 962 00:43:52,863 --> 00:43:55,457 when the trounced the maitre d' of a local food court. 963 00:43:57,668 --> 00:43:59,465 Sometimes, all you could hear 964 00:43:59,537 --> 00:44:01,767 were the flat, hard packing sounds 965 00:44:01,839 --> 00:44:02,931 over the yelling... 966 00:44:06,377 --> 00:44:09,346 or the wet choke when someone caught their breath 967 00:44:09,413 --> 00:44:10,345 and sprayed... 968 00:44:10,414 --> 00:44:11,574 Stop! 969 00:44:11,649 --> 00:44:14,584 You weren't alive anywhere like you were there. 970 00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:16,017 But Fight Club only exists 971 00:44:16,087 --> 00:44:18,317 in the hours between when Fight Club starts 972 00:44:18,389 --> 00:44:20,220 and when Fight Club ends. 973 00:44:20,291 --> 00:44:23,385 Even if I could tell someone they had a good fight, 974 00:44:23,461 --> 00:44:25,361 I wouldn't be talking to the same man. 975 00:44:25,429 --> 00:44:26,987 Who you were in Fight Club 976 00:44:27,064 --> 00:44:29,157 is not who you were in the rest of the world. 977 00:44:29,233 --> 00:44:32,100 The guy who came to Fight Club for the first time, 978 00:44:32,169 --> 00:44:34,160 his ass was a wad of cookie dough. 979 00:44:34,238 --> 00:44:35,535 After a few weeks, 980 00:44:35,606 --> 00:44:37,164 he was carved out of wood. 981 00:44:37,241 --> 00:44:39,266 If you could fight any celebrity, 982 00:44:39,343 --> 00:44:40,776 who would you fight? 983 00:44:40,845 --> 00:44:41,903 Alive or dead? 984 00:44:41,979 --> 00:44:44,447 It doesn't matter. Who'd be tough? 985 00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:46,346 Hemingway. 986 00:44:46,417 --> 00:44:48,942 You? 987 00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:50,112 Shatner. 988 00:44:50,187 --> 00:44:52,382 I'd fight William Shatner. 989 00:44:53,891 --> 00:44:56,451 Narrator: We all started seeing things differently. 990 00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:58,290 Everywhere we went, 991 00:44:58,362 --> 00:45:00,523 we were sizing things up. 992 00:45:04,835 --> 00:45:07,326 I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms, 993 00:45:07,405 --> 00:45:09,839 trying to look like how Calvin Klein 994 00:45:09,907 --> 00:45:11,772 or Tommy Hilfiger said they should. 995 00:45:11,842 --> 00:45:13,332 Is that what a man looks like? 996 00:45:13,411 --> 00:45:14,400 [Laughing] 997 00:45:14,478 --> 00:45:17,413 Ahh. Self-improvement is masturbation. 998 00:45:17,481 --> 00:45:19,881 And self-destruction. 999 00:45:19,950 --> 00:45:21,474 Excuse me. 1000 00:45:21,552 --> 00:45:23,952 [Screaming] 1001 00:45:32,630 --> 00:45:34,063 Kick his ass! 1002 00:45:34,131 --> 00:45:35,598 Hit him again, man! Come on! Hit him! 1003 00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:59,086 Fight Club wasn't about winning or losing. 1004 00:45:59,156 --> 00:46:01,147 It wasn't about words. 1005 00:46:04,028 --> 00:46:06,428 The hysterical shouting was in tongues, 1006 00:46:06,497 --> 00:46:08,658 Like in a Pentecostal church. 1007 00:46:14,071 --> 00:46:15,038 - Is that it? - Stop! 1008 00:46:15,106 --> 00:46:17,097 When the fight was over, 1009 00:46:17,174 --> 00:46:19,108 nothing was solved, 1010 00:46:19,176 --> 00:46:20,666 but nothing mattered. 1011 00:46:20,744 --> 00:46:22,177 Hey, cool. 1012 00:46:24,315 --> 00:46:27,910 Narrator: Afterwards, we all felt saved. 1013 00:46:27,985 --> 00:46:30,078 Hey, man, how about next week? 1014 00:46:30,154 --> 00:46:31,587 How about next month? 1015 00:46:31,655 --> 00:46:32,849 I hear you. 1016 00:46:32,923 --> 00:46:34,083 Irwin, you're in the middle. 1017 00:46:34,158 --> 00:46:36,490 New guy. You, too. 1018 00:46:37,661 --> 00:46:40,357 Narrator: Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me. 1019 00:46:40,431 --> 00:46:42,399 He fell down some stairs. 1020 00:46:42,466 --> 00:46:45,026 I fell down some stairs. 1021 00:46:47,204 --> 00:46:49,536 Fight Club became the reason to cut your hair short 1022 00:46:49,607 --> 00:46:51,939 or trim your fingernails. 1023 00:46:52,009 --> 00:46:54,477 OK. Any historical figure. 1024 00:46:54,545 --> 00:46:56,376 I'd fight Gandhi. 1025 00:46:57,982 --> 00:46:58,914 Good answer. 1026 00:46:58,983 --> 00:47:00,041 How about you? 1027 00:47:00,117 --> 00:47:01,243 Lincoln. 1028 00:47:01,318 --> 00:47:02,717 Lincoln? 1029 00:47:02,786 --> 00:47:03,912 Mm. 1030 00:47:03,988 --> 00:47:05,387 Big guy, big reach. 1031 00:47:05,456 --> 00:47:07,686 Skinny guys fight till they're burger. 1032 00:47:07,758 --> 00:47:09,157 Fuck. 1033 00:47:11,328 --> 00:47:14,092 Hey. Even the Mona Lisa's falling apart. 1034 00:47:18,469 --> 00:47:20,300 [Ring] 1035 00:47:22,873 --> 00:47:24,465 Hello. 1036 00:47:24,542 --> 00:47:25,531 Marla: Where have you been 1037 00:47:25,609 --> 00:47:27,440 the last 8 weeks? 1038 00:47:27,511 --> 00:47:28,808 Marla? 1039 00:47:28,879 --> 00:47:30,210 [Chop Socky Yell] 1040 00:47:32,016 --> 00:47:33,449 How'd you find me? 1041 00:47:33,517 --> 00:47:34,950 You left that forwarding number. 1042 00:47:35,019 --> 00:47:37,852 I haven't seen you in any support groups. 1043 00:47:37,922 --> 00:47:39,355 We split them up. 1044 00:47:39,423 --> 00:47:41,391 That was the idea, remember? 1045 00:47:41,458 --> 00:47:44,256 Yeah, but you haven't been going to yours. 1046 00:47:44,328 --> 00:47:46,023 How do you know? 1047 00:47:46,096 --> 00:47:47,825 I cheated. 1048 00:47:47,898 --> 00:47:49,695 I found a new one. 1049 00:47:49,767 --> 00:47:51,530 Really? 1050 00:47:51,602 --> 00:47:52,591 It's for men only. 1051 00:47:52,670 --> 00:47:54,262 Like the testicle thing? 1052 00:47:54,338 --> 00:47:55,464 Waaah! 1053 00:47:58,709 --> 00:48:00,040 Look, this is a bad time. 1054 00:48:00,110 --> 00:48:02,601 I've been going to Debtors Anonymous. 1055 00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,773 You wanna see some really fucked up people? 1056 00:48:04,848 --> 00:48:06,213 I'm just on my way out. 1057 00:48:06,283 --> 00:48:07,215 Me, too. 1058 00:48:07,284 --> 00:48:08,273 I've got a stomach-full of Xanax. 1059 00:48:08,352 --> 00:48:11,082 I took what was left of a bottle. 1060 00:48:11,155 --> 00:48:13,214 It might have been too much. 1061 00:48:13,290 --> 00:48:15,053 Narrator: Just picture watching Marla Singer 1062 00:48:15,125 --> 00:48:17,007 throw herself around her crummy apartment. 1063 00:48:17,141 --> 00:48:19,132 But this isn't a for-real suicide thing. 1064 00:48:19,209 --> 00:48:21,541 This is probably one of those cry-for-help things. 1065 00:48:21,612 --> 00:48:23,045 Narrator: This could go on for hours. 1066 00:48:23,113 --> 00:48:24,546 So you're staying in tonight, then? 1067 00:48:24,615 --> 00:48:26,048 do you wanna wait 1068 00:48:26,116 --> 00:48:27,481 and hear me describe death? 1069 00:48:27,551 --> 00:48:28,984 do you wanna listen 1070 00:48:29,053 --> 00:48:32,386 and see if my spirit can use a phone? 1071 00:48:33,957 --> 00:48:36,892 Have you ever heard a death rattle before? 1072 00:49:03,253 --> 00:49:04,811 Narrator: Tyler's door was closed. 1073 00:49:04,888 --> 00:49:06,412 I'd been living here for 2 months, 1074 00:49:06,490 --> 00:49:08,014 and Tyler's door was never closed. 1075 00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:12,287 [Footsteps On Stairs] 1076 00:49:14,264 --> 00:49:16,425 You won't believe this dream I had last night. 1077 00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:19,492 Yeah, I can hardly believe anything about last night. 1078 00:49:25,442 --> 00:49:28,206 [Gargling] 1079 00:49:28,278 --> 00:49:29,267 [Chuckles] 1080 00:49:29,346 --> 00:49:31,246 What--What are you doing here? 1081 00:49:34,985 --> 00:49:36,111 What? 1082 00:49:36,186 --> 00:49:38,586 This is my house. What are you doing in my house? 1083 00:49:41,125 --> 00:49:42,092 Fuck you. 1084 00:49:55,973 --> 00:49:57,600 Ha ha! Ohh... 1085 00:49:57,674 --> 00:50:01,041 Oh, you got some fucked-up friends, I'm tellin' you. 1086 00:50:01,111 --> 00:50:02,043 [Chuckling] 1087 00:50:02,112 --> 00:50:03,739 Limber, though... 1088 00:50:03,814 --> 00:50:05,111 silly coos. 1089 00:50:06,817 --> 00:50:09,251 So, I come in last night. Phone's of f the hook. 1090 00:50:09,319 --> 00:50:11,150 Guess who's on the other end. 1091 00:50:11,221 --> 00:50:13,382 Narrator: I already knew the story before he told it to me. 1092 00:50:16,994 --> 00:50:19,326 Have you ever heard a death rattle before? 1093 00:50:19,396 --> 00:50:22,263 do you think it'll live up to its name? 1094 00:50:22,332 --> 00:50:26,325 Or will it just be a death...hairball? 1095 00:50:26,403 --> 00:50:27,335 [Coughs] 1096 00:50:29,540 --> 00:50:33,306 Prepare... to evacuate soul. 1097 00:50:35,279 --> 00:50:36,906 Marla, Continuing: 9... 1098 00:50:36,980 --> 00:50:37,947 8... 1099 00:50:38,015 --> 00:50:40,347 Now, how could Tyler, of all people, 1100 00:50:40,417 --> 00:50:44,547 think it was a bad thing that Marla Singer was about to die? 1101 00:50:44,621 --> 00:50:46,521 Marla: 5... 1102 00:50:46,590 --> 00:50:48,490 4... 1103 00:50:48,559 --> 00:50:50,322 3--Oh, hang on. 1104 00:50:56,099 --> 00:50:58,158 You got here fast. 1105 00:50:59,770 --> 00:51:01,897 Did I call you? 1106 00:51:03,574 --> 00:51:04,506 Huh? 1107 00:51:05,642 --> 00:51:06,574 Hey. 1108 00:51:12,983 --> 00:51:15,645 The mattress is all sealed in slippery plastic. 1109 00:51:17,321 --> 00:51:18,845 [Rattling] 1110 00:51:18,922 --> 00:51:22,153 Oh, don't worry. It's not a threat to you. 1111 00:51:22,226 --> 00:51:24,592 [Siren] 1112 00:51:24,661 --> 00:51:26,026 Oh, fuck. 1113 00:51:26,096 --> 00:51:28,326 Somebody called the cops. 1114 00:51:28,398 --> 00:51:30,195 [Voices Over Police Radio] 1115 00:51:40,510 --> 00:51:41,841 Hey, where's 51 3? 1116 00:51:41,912 --> 00:51:44,346 End of the hall. 1117 00:51:44,414 --> 00:51:45,904 You know, the girl who lives there 1118 00:51:45,983 --> 00:51:48,315 used to be a charming, lovely girl. 1119 00:51:48,385 --> 00:51:50,580 She's lost faith in herself. 1120 00:51:50,654 --> 00:51:51,586 Miss Singer! 1121 00:51:51,655 --> 00:51:53,486 She's a monster. 1122 00:51:53,557 --> 00:51:55,184 You have every reason to live! 1123 00:51:55,259 --> 00:51:57,693 She's infectious human waste! 1124 00:51:57,761 --> 00:51:58,693 Miss Singer! 1125 00:51:58,762 --> 00:52:00,730 Good luck trying to save her! 1126 00:52:07,237 --> 00:52:10,832 If I fall asleep, I'm done for. 1127 00:52:12,276 --> 00:52:15,177 You're gonna have to keep me up... 1128 00:52:15,245 --> 00:52:17,236 all...night. 1129 00:52:17,314 --> 00:52:19,680 Un-fucking-believable. [Coughs] 1130 00:52:19,750 --> 00:52:21,911 Narrator: He was obviously able to handle it. 1131 00:52:21,985 --> 00:52:23,145 You know what I mean. You fucked her. 1132 00:52:24,454 --> 00:52:25,716 No, I didn't. 1133 00:52:25,789 --> 00:52:27,279 Never? 1134 00:52:27,357 --> 00:52:28,289 No. 1135 00:52:29,660 --> 00:52:30,922 You're not into her, are you? 1136 00:52:30,994 --> 00:52:33,394 No! God, not at all. 1137 00:52:33,463 --> 00:52:35,795 Narrator: I am Jack’s raging bile duct. 1138 00:52:35,866 --> 00:52:37,857 Are you sure? You can tell me. 1139 00:52:37,934 --> 00:52:39,424 Believe me, I'm sure. 1140 00:52:39,503 --> 00:52:40,470 Narrator: Put a gun to my head 1141 00:52:40,537 --> 00:52:42,402 and paint the walls with my brains. 1142 00:52:42,472 --> 00:52:43,666 That's good, 'cause she's a predator 1143 00:52:43,740 --> 00:52:45,139 posing as a house pet. 1144 00:52:45,208 --> 00:52:47,233 Stay away from that one. 1145 00:52:47,311 --> 00:52:49,142 [Chuckling] 1146 00:52:49,212 --> 00:52:50,645 And the shit that came out of this woman's mouth 1147 00:52:50,714 --> 00:52:51,646 I ain't never heard. 1148 00:52:51,715 --> 00:52:52,909 My God. 1149 00:52:52,983 --> 00:52:55,850 I haven't been fucked like that since grade school. 1150 00:52:56,953 --> 00:52:57,977 Uhh! 1151 00:52:58,055 --> 00:52:59,852 Narrator: How could Tyler not go for that? 1152 00:52:59,923 --> 00:53:01,390 The night before last, he was splicing 1153 00:53:01,458 --> 00:53:03,255 sex organs into Cinderella. 1154 00:53:03,327 --> 00:53:04,385 Marla doesn't need a lover. 1155 00:53:04,461 --> 00:53:05,928 She needs a fucking case worker. 1156 00:53:05,996 --> 00:53:08,624 She needs a wash. And she's in love with sport fuckin'. 1157 00:53:08,699 --> 00:53:10,826 Narrator: She invaded my support groups. 1158 00:53:10,901 --> 00:53:12,334 Now she'd invaded my home. 1159 00:53:12,402 --> 00:53:14,336 Hey, hey. Sit down. 1160 00:53:18,642 --> 00:53:21,270 Now, listen. Can't have you talking to her about me. 1161 00:53:21,345 --> 00:53:22,676 Why would I talk to her-- 1162 00:53:22,746 --> 00:53:24,737 You say anything about me or what goes on in this house 1163 00:53:24,815 --> 00:53:28,148 to her or to anybody, we're done. 1164 00:53:28,218 --> 00:53:29,412 Now, promise me. 1165 00:53:29,486 --> 00:53:30,418 OK. 1166 00:53:30,487 --> 00:53:31,419 You promise? 1167 00:53:31,488 --> 00:53:33,353 - Yeah, I promise. - Promise. 1168 00:53:33,423 --> 00:53:34,913 I just said I promise. 1169 00:53:34,991 --> 00:53:36,583 That's 3 times you promised. 1170 00:53:38,995 --> 00:53:40,895 Narrator: If only I had wasted a couple of minutes 1171 00:53:40,964 --> 00:53:43,125 and gone to watch Marla Singer die, 1172 00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:44,758 none of this would've happened. 1173 00:53:44,835 --> 00:53:47,702 Marla: Unhh! Unhh! Unhh! 1174 00:53:47,771 --> 00:53:48,703 Unhh! 1175 00:53:48,772 --> 00:53:49,704 [Loud Thumping] 1176 00:53:49,773 --> 00:53:52,241 Yeah! Oh! Harder! Harder! 1177 00:53:52,309 --> 00:53:54,277 Yeah! Ooh! Aah! 1178 00:53:54,344 --> 00:53:56,972 Aah! Ohh! Aah! 1179 00:53:57,047 --> 00:54:00,210 [Tyler And Marla Shouting Passionately] 1180 00:54:00,283 --> 00:54:02,717 I could've moved to another room... 1181 00:54:02,786 --> 00:54:05,653 on the third floor, where I might not have heard them. 1182 00:54:05,722 --> 00:54:06,654 Marla: Oh, baby! 1183 00:54:06,723 --> 00:54:08,350 But I didn't. 1184 00:54:12,796 --> 00:54:15,321 [Marla Moaning With Pleasure] 1185 00:54:15,399 --> 00:54:17,060 [Thumping And Moaning] 1186 00:54:17,134 --> 00:54:18,066 Ohh! 1187 00:54:18,135 --> 00:54:21,536 Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! 1188 00:54:21,605 --> 00:54:23,766 Ohh! Ohh! Aaahh! 1189 00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:25,831 Aah! Aah! Aah! 1190 00:54:25,909 --> 00:54:27,137 [Screaming And Thumping] 1191 00:54:27,210 --> 00:54:29,974 - Aah! Ohhh! Ohh! - Tyler: Ow! 1192 00:54:30,046 --> 00:54:31,013 [Rattling] 1193 00:54:31,081 --> 00:54:32,013 Marla: Ohh! 1194 00:54:33,083 --> 00:54:34,710 What are you doin'? 1195 00:54:34,785 --> 00:54:37,151 Just goin' to bed. 1196 00:54:37,220 --> 00:54:38,152 [Marla Moans] 1197 00:54:38,221 --> 00:54:39,654 Want to finish her of f? 1198 00:54:39,723 --> 00:54:40,655 Uhh...oh! 1199 00:54:40,724 --> 00:54:41,748 [Clattering] 1200 00:54:41,825 --> 00:54:42,757 No. 1201 00:54:42,826 --> 00:54:43,758 No, thank you. 1202 00:54:43,827 --> 00:54:45,761 Marla: I found the cigarettes. 1203 00:54:45,829 --> 00:54:48,093 Who are you talking to? 1204 00:54:48,165 --> 00:54:49,223 Shut up. 1205 00:54:49,299 --> 00:54:52,268 I became the calm little center of the world. 1206 00:54:52,335 --> 00:54:53,597 [Moaning And Thumping] 1207 00:54:53,670 --> 00:54:55,262 I was the Zen master. 1208 00:54:55,338 --> 00:54:57,033 Tyler: Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! 1209 00:55:00,444 --> 00:55:03,208 I wrote little haiku poems. 1210 00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:05,009 I e-mailed them to everyone. 1211 00:55:06,283 --> 00:55:07,511 Is that your blood? 1212 00:55:09,953 --> 00:55:11,352 Some of it, yeah. 1213 00:55:11,421 --> 00:55:12,945 You can't smoke in here. 1214 00:55:13,023 --> 00:55:14,081 [Snickers] 1215 00:55:14,157 --> 00:55:16,421 Take the rest of the day of f. 1216 00:55:16,493 --> 00:55:19,053 Come back Monday with some clean clothes. 1217 00:55:19,129 --> 00:55:20,562 Get yourself together. 1218 00:55:20,630 --> 00:55:23,724 Narrator: I got right in everyone's hostile little face. 1219 00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:26,064 Yes, these are bruises from fighting. 1220 00:55:26,136 --> 00:55:28,229 Yes, I'm comfortable with that. 1221 00:55:28,305 --> 00:55:29,772 I...am enlightened. 1222 00:55:32,476 --> 00:55:34,171 You give up the condo life... 1223 00:55:34,244 --> 00:55:37,077 give up all your flaming worldly possessions... 1224 00:55:37,147 --> 00:55:38,842 go live in a dilapidated house 1225 00:55:38,915 --> 00:55:41,042 in a toxic waste part of town... 1226 00:55:41,117 --> 00:55:43,415 and you have to come home to this. 1227 00:55:43,487 --> 00:55:44,749 Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! 1228 00:55:44,821 --> 00:55:47,847 [Telephone Rings] 1229 00:55:47,924 --> 00:55:50,518 [Tyler And Marla Moaning And Shouting] 1230 00:55:50,594 --> 00:55:52,653 Marla: Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! 1231 00:55:52,729 --> 00:55:55,323 [Ring] 1232 00:55:55,398 --> 00:55:56,330 Hello? 1233 00:55:56,399 --> 00:55:57,764 Yes. This is Detective Stern 1234 00:55:57,834 --> 00:55:59,665 with the Arson Unit. 1235 00:55:59,736 --> 00:56:00,930 We have some new information 1236 00:56:01,004 --> 00:56:03,370 about the incident at your former condo. 1237 00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:04,464 Yes? 1238 00:56:04,541 --> 00:56:05,701 I don't know if you’re aware, 1239 00:56:05,775 --> 00:56:08,107 but it seems that someone sprayed Freon 1240 00:56:08,178 --> 00:56:09,475 into your front door lock, 1241 00:56:09,546 --> 00:56:12,845 then tapped it with a chisel to shatter the cylinder. 1242 00:56:12,916 --> 00:56:14,508 No, I wasn't aware of that at all. 1243 00:56:14,584 --> 00:56:16,414 Narrator: I am Jack’s cold sweat. 1244 00:56:16,548 --> 00:56:18,675 Does this sound strange to you? 1245 00:56:18,750 --> 00:56:20,650 Uh, yes, sir. Strange. Very strange. 1246 00:56:20,718 --> 00:56:21,650 The dynamite-- 1247 00:56:21,719 --> 00:56:22,651 Dynamite? 1248 00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:23,778 Left a residue 1249 00:56:23,855 --> 00:56:26,983 of ammonium oxalate potassium chloride. 1250 00:56:27,058 --> 00:56:29,026 do you know what this means? 1251 00:56:29,093 --> 00:56:30,560 No. What does it mean? 1252 00:56:30,628 --> 00:56:32,528 It means it was homemade. 1253 00:56:33,765 --> 00:56:35,255 I'm sorry. This is just coming 1254 00:56:35,333 --> 00:56:36,891 as quite a shock to me, sir. 1255 00:56:36,968 --> 00:56:38,936 See, whoever set this homemade dynamite 1256 00:56:39,003 --> 00:56:40,561 could've blown out your pilot light 1257 00:56:40,638 --> 00:56:42,503 days before the actual explosion. 1258 00:56:42,574 --> 00:56:44,405 The gas was just the detonator. 1259 00:56:44,476 --> 00:56:45,875 Who would go and do such a thing? 1260 00:56:45,944 --> 00:56:47,206 I'll ask the questions. 1261 00:56:47,278 --> 00:56:49,542 Tell him. Tell him the liberator 1262 00:56:49,614 --> 00:56:52,344 who destroyed my property has realigned my perception. 1263 00:56:52,417 --> 00:56:54,078 Detective: Excuse me. Are you there? 1264 00:56:54,152 --> 00:56:56,086 No, I am listening. It's a little hard to know 1265 00:56:56,154 --> 00:56:57,519 what to make of all this. 1266 00:56:57,589 --> 00:56:59,716 Have you recently made enemies with anyone 1267 00:56:59,791 --> 00:57:02,089 who might have access to homemade dynamite? 1268 00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:03,252 - Enemies? - Reject the basic 1269 00:57:03,328 --> 00:57:04,761 assumption of civilization, 1270 00:57:04,829 --> 00:57:06,626 especially the importance of material possessions. 1271 00:57:06,698 --> 00:57:08,131 Detective: Son, this is serious. 1272 00:57:08,199 --> 00:57:09,564 Yes, I know it's serious. 1273 00:57:09,634 --> 00:57:10,566 I mean that. 1274 00:57:10,635 --> 00:57:12,227 Yes, it's very serious. 1275 00:57:12,303 --> 00:57:15,238 Look, nobody takes this more seriously than me. 1276 00:57:15,306 --> 00:57:17,604 That condo was my life. 1277 00:57:17,675 --> 00:57:21,634 OK? I loved every stick of furniture in that place. 1278 00:57:21,713 --> 00:57:23,613 That was not just a bunch of stuff 1279 00:57:23,681 --> 00:57:24,773 that got destroyed. 1280 00:57:24,849 --> 00:57:25,873 It was me! 1281 00:57:25,950 --> 00:57:27,383 Narrator: I'd like to thank the Academy. 1282 00:57:27,452 --> 00:57:29,113 Is this not a good time for you? 1283 00:57:29,187 --> 00:57:30,950 Just tell him you fuckin' did it. 1284 00:57:31,022 --> 00:57:31,954 Shhh! 1285 00:57:32,023 --> 00:57:33,547 Tell him you blew it all up. 1286 00:57:33,625 --> 00:57:36,185 That's what he wants to hear. 1287 00:57:36,261 --> 00:57:37,523 Are you still there? 1288 00:57:37,595 --> 00:57:40,189 Wait. Are you saying that I'm a suspect? 1289 00:57:40,265 --> 00:57:42,859 No, no. I may need to talk to you a little further, 1290 00:57:42,934 --> 00:57:44,868 so how about you just lettin' me know if you’re gonna leave town? 1291 00:57:44,936 --> 00:57:46,028 OK? 1292 00:57:46,104 --> 00:57:47,196 OK. 1293 00:57:50,775 --> 00:57:51,969 Narrator: Except for their humping, 1294 00:57:52,043 --> 00:57:54,807 Tyler and Marla were never in the same room. 1295 00:57:54,879 --> 00:57:57,905 My parents pulled this exact same act for years. 1296 00:57:57,982 --> 00:58:01,816 The condom is the glass slipper of our generation. 1297 00:58:01,886 --> 00:58:04,821 You slip one on when you meet a stranger. 1298 00:58:04,889 --> 00:58:07,289 You...dance all night. 1299 00:58:07,358 --> 00:58:09,519 Then you throw it away. 1300 00:58:09,594 --> 00:58:11,994 The condom, I mean. Not the stranger. 1301 00:58:13,398 --> 00:58:14,865 What? 1302 00:58:14,933 --> 00:58:15,957 [Chuckles] 1303 00:58:19,737 --> 00:58:22,535 I got this dress at a thrift store for $1 .00. 1304 00:58:22,607 --> 00:58:24,507 It was worth every penny. 1305 00:58:24,576 --> 00:58:26,476 It's a bridesmaid's dress. 1306 00:58:28,513 --> 00:58:31,004 Someone loved it... intensely 1307 00:58:31,082 --> 00:58:33,516 for one day... 1308 00:58:33,585 --> 00:58:35,052 then tossed it. 1309 00:58:37,155 --> 00:58:39,350 Like a Christmas tree... 1310 00:58:39,424 --> 00:58:40,914 so special... 1311 00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:44,720 then...bam... 1312 00:58:44,796 --> 00:58:47,356 it's on the side of the road... 1313 00:58:47,432 --> 00:58:49,696 tinsel still clinging to it... 1314 00:58:51,603 --> 00:58:54,504 Like a sex crime victim... 1315 00:58:54,572 --> 00:58:57,097 underwear inside out... 1316 00:58:57,175 --> 00:58:59,006 bound with electrical tape. 1317 00:58:59,077 --> 00:59:00,339 Well, then it suits you. 1318 00:59:01,579 --> 00:59:03,410 You can borrow it sometime. 1319 00:59:08,553 --> 00:59:10,817 [Marla Clumps Up The Stairs] 1320 00:59:10,888 --> 00:59:12,150 Get rid of her. 1321 00:59:13,391 --> 00:59:14,653 Why can't you get rid of her? 1322 00:59:14,726 --> 00:59:15,886 Don't mention me. 1323 00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:17,484 Narrator: I'm 6 years old again, 1324 00:59:17,562 --> 00:59:19,792 passing messages between parents. 1325 00:59:23,735 --> 00:59:25,327 I really think it's time you got out of here. 1326 00:59:25,403 --> 00:59:26,631 Don't worry. I'm leaving. 1327 00:59:26,704 --> 00:59:27,636 Not that we don't love your little visits. 1328 00:59:27,705 --> 00:59:29,104 You are such a nut case. 1329 00:59:29,173 --> 00:59:30,697 I can't even begin to keep up. 1330 00:59:32,710 --> 00:59:35,508 * Gotta get of f* 1331 00:59:35,580 --> 00:59:36,672 Thanks. Bye. 1332 00:59:36,748 --> 00:59:42,584 * Gotta get of f this merry-go-round * 1333 00:59:43,755 --> 00:59:47,623 [Continues Singing, indistinctly] 1334 00:59:47,692 --> 00:59:49,751 * Gotta get on where * 1335 00:59:49,827 --> 00:59:51,852 [Chuckling] 1336 00:59:51,929 --> 00:59:53,328 You kids. 1337 00:59:53,398 --> 00:59:56,629 Wh...Why do you still waste time with her? 1338 00:59:58,936 --> 01:00:00,426 I'll say this about Marla-- 1339 01:00:00,505 --> 01:00:02,632 at least she's tryin' to hit bottom. 1340 01:00:02,707 --> 01:00:04,038 What, and I'm not? 1341 01:00:04,108 --> 01:00:05,200 Stickin' feathers up your butt 1342 01:00:05,276 --> 01:00:06,300 does not make you a chicken. 1343 01:00:07,779 --> 01:00:09,110 What are we doin' tonight? 1344 01:00:09,180 --> 01:00:10,875 - Tonight? - Yeah. 1345 01:00:10,948 --> 01:00:12,939 We make soap. 1346 01:00:13,017 --> 01:00:14,109 Really. 1347 01:00:14,185 --> 01:00:15,243 To make soap, first we render fat. 1348 01:00:35,799 --> 01:00:37,664 The salt balance has to be just right, 1349 01:00:37,734 --> 01:00:40,430 so the best fat for making soap comes from humans. 1350 01:00:41,572 --> 01:00:42,766 Wait. What is this place? 1351 01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:44,307 A liposuction clinic. 1352 01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:53,707 Aha! Pay dirt. 1353 01:00:54,818 --> 01:00:57,946 The richest, creamiest fat in the world. 1354 01:00:58,021 --> 01:00:59,420 Fat of the land. 1355 01:01:06,864 --> 01:01:07,796 Come on. 1356 01:01:12,369 --> 01:01:13,893 Oh, God! Oh! 1357 01:01:13,971 --> 01:01:15,598 Get another one. Unhh! 1358 01:01:22,179 --> 01:01:24,272 As the fat renders, the tallows float to the surface. 1359 01:01:24,348 --> 01:01:26,111 Like in Boy Scouts. 1360 01:01:26,183 --> 01:01:28,583 I can imagine you as a Boy Scout. 1361 01:01:28,652 --> 01:01:29,641 Keep stirrin'. 1362 01:01:32,623 --> 01:01:33,920 Once the tallow hardens, 1363 01:01:33,991 --> 01:01:36,186 we skim of f a layer of glycerin. 1364 01:01:36,260 --> 01:01:38,592 If you were to add nitric acid, you got nitroglycerin. 1365 01:01:38,662 --> 01:01:39,924 If you were then to add sodium nitrate 1366 01:01:39,997 --> 01:01:42,625 and a dash of sawdust, you got dynamite. 1367 01:01:42,699 --> 01:01:44,496 Yeah, with enough soap, 1368 01:01:44,568 --> 01:01:46,866 we could blow up just about anything. 1369 01:01:46,937 --> 01:01:48,871 Narrator: Tyler was full of useful information. 1370 01:01:48,939 --> 01:01:51,339 Now, ancient peoples found that clothes got cleaner 1371 01:01:51,408 --> 01:01:53,205 when they washed them at a certain point in the river. 1372 01:01:53,277 --> 01:01:54,835 - You know why? - No. 1373 01:01:58,515 --> 01:02:00,073 Human sacrifices were once made 1374 01:02:00,150 --> 01:02:01,515 on the hills above this river. 1375 01:02:01,585 --> 01:02:03,746 Bodies burned. Water seeped into the wood and ashes 1376 01:02:03,820 --> 01:02:05,481 to create lye. 1377 01:02:05,555 --> 01:02:07,853 This is lye, the crucial ingredient. 1378 01:02:07,925 --> 01:02:09,654 Once it mixed with the melted fat of bodies, 1379 01:02:09,726 --> 01:02:11,193 a thick, white, soapy discharge 1380 01:02:11,261 --> 01:02:13,661 crept into the river. May I see your hand, please? 1381 01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:20,668 [Loud Kiss] 1382 01:02:21,805 --> 01:02:22,999 What is this? 1383 01:02:23,073 --> 01:02:24,506 This...is chemical burn. 1384 01:02:24,574 --> 01:02:25,666 Uh--Aah! Aah! 1385 01:02:25,742 --> 01:02:27,607 It'll hurt more than you've ever been burned, 1386 01:02:27,678 --> 01:02:29,236 and you will have a scar. 1387 01:02:29,313 --> 01:02:32,714 Narrator: if meditation worked for cancer, it could work for this. 1388 01:02:32,783 --> 01:02:34,546 Stay with the pain. Don't shove to center. 1389 01:02:34,618 --> 01:02:36,245 No, no! Oh, God! 1390 01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:37,719 Look at your hand. 1391 01:02:37,788 --> 01:02:39,153 The first soap was made from the ashes of heroes, 1392 01:02:39,222 --> 01:02:40,780 Like the first monkey shot into space. 1393 01:02:40,857 --> 01:02:42,518 Without pain, without sacrifice, 1394 01:02:42,592 --> 01:02:43,889 we would have nothin'. 1395 01:02:43,961 --> 01:02:46,896 I tried not to think of the the words "sear" or "flesh." 1396 01:02:46,964 --> 01:02:48,488 Stop it! This is your pain. 1397 01:02:48,565 --> 01:02:50,123 This is your burning hand. It's right here. 1398 01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:51,258 I'm going to my cave. 1399 01:02:51,335 --> 01:02:52,893 I'm going to my cave and find my power animal. 1400 01:02:52,970 --> 01:02:56,030 No! Don't deal with it the way those dead people do! 1401 01:02:56,106 --> 01:02:57,038 Come on! 1402 01:02:57,107 --> 01:02:58,267 I get the point! OK! Please! 1403 01:02:58,342 --> 01:02:59,934 No. What you're feeling is premature enlightenment. 1404 01:03:04,614 --> 01:03:06,479 This is the greatest moment of your life, man, 1405 01:03:06,550 --> 01:03:09,576 and you're of f somewhere-- 1406 01:03:09,653 --> 01:03:11,120 Shut up. 1407 01:03:11,188 --> 01:03:12,655 Our fathers were our models for God. 1408 01:03:12,723 --> 01:03:13,985 If our fathers bailed, 1409 01:03:14,057 --> 01:03:15,854 what does that tell you about God? 1410 01:03:15,926 --> 01:03:16,858 No, no. 1411 01:03:16,927 --> 01:03:18,622 Listen to me. 1412 01:03:18,695 --> 01:03:20,629 You have to consider the possibility 1413 01:03:20,697 --> 01:03:22,756 that God does not like you, 1414 01:03:22,833 --> 01:03:23,891 He never wanted you. 1415 01:03:23,967 --> 01:03:26,333 In all probability, He hates you. 1416 01:03:26,403 --> 01:03:28,234 This is not the worst thing that can happen. 1417 01:03:28,305 --> 01:03:30,000 We don't need Him. 1418 01:03:30,073 --> 01:03:31,097 We don't! I agree! 1419 01:03:31,174 --> 01:03:32,971 Fuck damnation, man. Fuck redemption. 1420 01:03:33,043 --> 01:03:34,476 We are God's unwanted children? 1421 01:03:34,544 --> 01:03:35,636 So be it! 1422 01:03:35,712 --> 01:03:37,009 [Shouting incomprehensibly] 1423 01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:38,911 Listen! You can run water over your hand 1424 01:03:38,982 --> 01:03:41,280 to make it worse, or-- Look at me-- 1425 01:03:41,351 --> 01:03:43,615 or you can use vinegar to neutralize the burn. 1426 01:03:43,687 --> 01:03:44,915 Please let me have some! Please! 1427 01:03:44,988 --> 01:03:46,615 First you have to give up. 1428 01:03:46,690 --> 01:03:49,989 First you have to know, not fear, 1429 01:03:50,060 --> 01:03:52,961 know that someday you're gonna die. 1430 01:03:53,030 --> 01:03:54,793 You don't know how this feels! 1431 01:03:54,865 --> 01:03:55,797 [Sobbing] 1432 01:04:00,170 --> 01:04:01,330 It's only after we've lost everything 1433 01:04:01,405 --> 01:04:03,430 that we're free to do anything. 1434 01:04:05,409 --> 01:04:06,341 OK. 1435 01:04:21,625 --> 01:04:22,887 Congratulations. 1436 01:04:22,959 --> 01:04:25,826 You're one step closer to hitting bottom. 1437 01:04:28,298 --> 01:04:30,425 Narrator: Tyler sold his soap to department stores 1438 01:04:30,500 --> 01:04:32,263 at $20 a bar. 1439 01:04:32,335 --> 01:04:33,700 God knows what they charged. 1440 01:04:33,770 --> 01:04:36,432 This is the best soap. 1441 01:04:36,506 --> 01:04:38,030 Why, thank you, Suzie. 1442 01:04:38,108 --> 01:04:39,598 Narrator: It was beautiful. 1443 01:04:39,676 --> 01:04:41,075 We were selling rich women 1444 01:04:41,144 --> 01:04:43,442 their own fat asses back to them. 1445 01:04:44,948 --> 01:04:46,575 He was wearing his yellow tie. 1446 01:04:46,650 --> 01:04:49,244 I didn't even wear a tie to work anymore. 1447 01:04:49,319 --> 01:04:50,911 "The first rule of Fight Club 1448 01:04:50,987 --> 01:04:52,682 is you don't talk about Fight Club"? 1449 01:04:52,756 --> 01:04:54,417 Narrator: I'm half asleep again. 1450 01:04:54,491 --> 01:04:56,322 I must've left the original in the copy machine. 1451 01:04:56,393 --> 01:04:58,884 "The second rule of Fight Club--" is this yours? 1452 01:04:58,962 --> 01:05:00,691 Huh? 1453 01:05:00,764 --> 01:05:02,254 Pretend you're me. 1454 01:05:02,332 --> 01:05:04,095 Make a managerial decision. 1455 01:05:04,167 --> 01:05:06,795 You find this. What would you do? 1456 01:05:11,508 --> 01:05:13,442 Well, I gotta tell ya... 1457 01:05:13,510 --> 01:05:17,037 I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that. 1458 01:05:17,114 --> 01:05:18,809 Because the person who wrote that... 1459 01:05:18,882 --> 01:05:20,611 is dangerous. 1460 01:05:20,684 --> 01:05:23,585 And this buttoned-down, oxford-cloth psycho 1461 01:05:23,653 --> 01:05:25,211 might just snap 1462 01:05:25,288 --> 01:05:27,882 and then stalk from of fice to of fice 1463 01:05:27,958 --> 01:05:31,655 with an Armilade AR-1 0 carbine gas-powered 1464 01:05:31,728 --> 01:05:33,286 semi-automatic weapon, 1465 01:05:33,363 --> 01:05:35,228 pumping round after round 1466 01:05:35,298 --> 01:05:37,198 into colleagues and coworkers. 1467 01:05:38,502 --> 01:05:41,903 This might be someone you've known for years... 1468 01:05:41,972 --> 01:05:45,339 someone very... very...close to you. 1469 01:05:45,408 --> 01:05:48,502 Narrator: Tyler's words coming out of my mouth. 1470 01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:52,043 And I used to be such a nice guy. 1471 01:05:52,115 --> 01:05:54,379 Maybe you shouldn't bring me every little piece of trash 1472 01:05:54,451 --> 01:05:56,078 you happen to pick up. 1473 01:05:56,153 --> 01:05:57,643 [Telephone Rings] 1474 01:05:58,889 --> 01:06:00,754 Liability. 1475 01:06:00,824 --> 01:06:02,519 My tit's gonna rot of f. 1476 01:06:04,494 --> 01:06:06,018 Will you excuse me? I need to take this. 1477 01:06:12,335 --> 01:06:13,734 What're you talking about? 1478 01:06:13,803 --> 01:06:15,998 I need you to check and see if there's a lump in my breast. 1479 01:06:16,072 --> 01:06:17,699 Go to a hospital. 1480 01:06:17,774 --> 01:06:19,969 I can't afford to throw money away on a doctor. 1481 01:06:21,511 --> 01:06:23,240 I don't know about this, Marla. 1482 01:06:23,313 --> 01:06:25,008 Please? 1483 01:06:25,081 --> 01:06:26,810 Narrator: She didn't call Tyler. 1484 01:06:26,883 --> 01:06:29,044 I'm neutral in her book. 1485 01:06:31,288 --> 01:06:32,380 That's nice. 1486 01:06:32,455 --> 01:06:34,013 Taking food to Mrs... 1487 01:06:34,090 --> 01:06:35,455 Hanna burr, Mrs. Raines? 1488 01:06:35,525 --> 01:06:36,890 Who are they... exactly? 1489 01:06:36,960 --> 01:06:38,723 Tragically, they're dead. 1490 01:06:38,795 --> 01:06:40,592 I'm alive, and I'm in poverty. 1491 01:06:40,664 --> 01:06:41,596 You want any? 1492 01:06:41,665 --> 01:06:42,597 No. No. 1493 01:06:42,666 --> 01:06:43,963 I got one for you. 1494 01:06:44,034 --> 01:06:45,399 Thanks for the thought. 1495 01:06:47,304 --> 01:06:49,568 What happened to your hand? 1496 01:06:49,639 --> 01:06:50,799 Uh...nothin'. 1497 01:06:51,908 --> 01:06:52,840 Right there. 1498 01:06:52,909 --> 01:06:53,841 Uhh. 1499 01:06:55,145 --> 01:06:56,578 Feel anything? 1500 01:06:56,646 --> 01:06:57,578 No. 1501 01:06:57,647 --> 01:06:58,909 Well, make sure. 1502 01:07:00,817 --> 01:07:02,910 Ok, I'm-- I'm pretty sure. 1503 01:07:02,986 --> 01:07:04,044 You feel nothing. 1504 01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:06,145 No. Nothing. 1505 01:07:08,158 --> 01:07:10,092 Well, that's a relief. 1506 01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:11,422 Thank you. 1507 01:07:11,494 --> 01:07:13,428 Uh, um... no problem. 1508 01:07:13,496 --> 01:07:15,623 I wish I could return the favor. 1509 01:07:15,699 --> 01:07:17,792 There's not a lot of breast cancer in the men in my family. 1510 01:07:17,867 --> 01:07:19,300 Could check your prostate. 1511 01:07:19,369 --> 01:07:21,360 I think I'm OK. 1512 01:07:21,438 --> 01:07:23,372 Well, thanks, anyway. 1513 01:07:28,445 --> 01:07:29,673 Are we done? 1514 01:07:29,746 --> 01:07:33,113 Yeah, we're done. See you...around. 1515 01:07:50,453 --> 01:07:51,385 Cornelius? 1516 01:07:52,555 --> 01:07:53,487 Cornelius! 1517 01:07:54,958 --> 01:07:56,255 It's me... 1518 01:07:56,326 --> 01:07:57,691 Bob! 1519 01:07:57,761 --> 01:07:59,160 Hey...Bob. 1520 01:08:01,064 --> 01:08:02,725 Hey. Uhh! 1521 01:08:02,799 --> 01:08:03,993 We all thought you were dead. 1522 01:08:04,067 --> 01:08:06,228 No, no. Still here. [Chuckles] 1523 01:08:06,302 --> 01:08:08,236 How are you, Bob? 1524 01:08:08,304 --> 01:08:10,135 Better than I've ever been in my whole life. 1525 01:08:10,206 --> 01:08:12,902 Really. You still remaining men together? 1526 01:08:12,976 --> 01:08:15,069 No, no. I got somethin' so much better now. 1527 01:08:15,145 --> 01:08:16,635 Really. What is it? 1528 01:08:18,114 --> 01:08:19,843 Well... 1529 01:08:19,916 --> 01:08:22,009 first rule is... 1530 01:08:22,085 --> 01:08:23,916 I'm not supposed to talk about it. 1531 01:08:25,054 --> 01:08:26,419 And the second rule is, 1532 01:08:26,489 --> 01:08:28,218 I'm not supposed to talk about it. 1533 01:08:28,291 --> 01:08:29,883 And the third rule is... 1534 01:08:29,959 --> 01:08:32,359 Bob. Bob. I'm a member. 1535 01:08:32,428 --> 01:08:34,953 Look at my face, Bob. 1536 01:08:35,031 --> 01:08:37,022 [Laughing] 1537 01:08:37,100 --> 01:08:39,261 That's fuckin'-- That's fuckin' great. 1538 01:08:39,335 --> 01:08:41,269 I've...I’ve never seen you there. 1539 01:08:41,337 --> 01:08:43,066 I go Tuesdays and Thursdays. 1540 01:08:43,139 --> 01:08:45,107 I go Saturday. 1541 01:08:45,175 --> 01:08:46,437 Congratulations. 1542 01:08:47,577 --> 01:08:49,602 Yeah. Hey, to both of us, right? 1543 01:08:49,679 --> 01:08:51,408 Have you heard about the guy that invented this thing? 1544 01:08:51,481 --> 01:08:53,108 Well, uh, yeah, actually. I-- 1545 01:08:53,183 --> 01:08:55,378 I hear all kinds of things. 1546 01:08:55,451 --> 01:08:59,717 Supposedly...he was born in a mental institution. 1547 01:08:59,789 --> 01:09:03,384 And he sleeps only one hour a night. 1548 01:09:03,459 --> 01:09:04,790 He's a great man. 1549 01:09:04,861 --> 01:09:05,793 Oh... 1550 01:09:05,862 --> 01:09:08,126 do you know about Tyler Durden? 1551 01:09:10,633 --> 01:09:12,760 [Spectators Shouting And Hollering] 1552 01:09:17,173 --> 01:09:18,697 Ha ha ha! 1553 01:09:23,746 --> 01:09:25,270 Take him down! 1554 01:09:25,348 --> 01:09:26,975 Take him down! 1555 01:09:27,050 --> 01:09:28,415 Take him down! 1556 01:09:33,590 --> 01:09:35,854 I didn't hurt you, did l? 1557 01:09:35,925 --> 01:09:38,519 Actually, you did. 1558 01:09:38,595 --> 01:09:40,187 Thank you for this. 1559 01:09:40,263 --> 01:09:42,390 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1560 01:09:42,465 --> 01:09:43,397 Narrator: Fight Club. 1561 01:09:43,466 --> 01:09:45,366 Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. 1562 01:09:45,435 --> 01:09:47,027 This was mine and Tyler's gift... 1563 01:09:47,170 --> 01:09:49,297 our gift to the world. 1564 01:09:49,372 --> 01:09:51,203 Look around. Look around. 1565 01:09:51,274 --> 01:09:53,174 I see a lot of new faces. 1566 01:09:53,243 --> 01:09:54,175 - Ha ha! - Ha ha! 1567 01:09:54,244 --> 01:09:55,233 Shut up! 1568 01:09:56,546 --> 01:09:58,377 Which means a lot of you 1569 01:09:58,448 --> 01:10:01,349 have been breaking the first 2 rules of Fight Club. 1570 01:10:09,626 --> 01:10:10,888 Man, I see in Fight Club 1571 01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:13,827 the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. 1572 01:10:13,897 --> 01:10:16,388 I see all this potential. 1573 01:10:16,466 --> 01:10:17,763 And I see squandering. 1574 01:10:19,135 --> 01:10:20,227 God damn it. 1575 01:10:20,303 --> 01:10:23,238 An entire generation pumping gas... 1576 01:10:23,306 --> 01:10:24,796 waiting tables... 1577 01:10:24,874 --> 01:10:26,808 slaves with white collars. 1578 01:10:29,646 --> 01:10:32,706 Advertising has its taste in cars and clothes... 1579 01:10:32,782 --> 01:10:36,013 working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. 1580 01:10:39,822 --> 01:10:42,416 We're the middle children of history, man. 1581 01:10:42,492 --> 01:10:44,926 No purpose or place. 1582 01:10:44,994 --> 01:10:48,430 We have no Great War... no Great Depression. 1583 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:53,764 Our Great War's a spiritual war. 1584 01:10:53,836 --> 01:10:57,067 Our Great Depression is our lives. 1585 01:11:01,010 --> 01:11:02,443 We've all been raised on television 1586 01:11:02,512 --> 01:11:04,446 to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires 1587 01:11:04,514 --> 01:11:06,982 and movie gods and rock stars. 1588 01:11:07,050 --> 01:11:08,779 But we won't. 1589 01:11:08,851 --> 01:11:10,751 We're slowly learning that fact. 1590 01:11:12,088 --> 01:11:14,716 And we're very, very pissed of f. 1591 01:11:14,791 --> 01:11:15,723 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1592 01:11:15,792 --> 01:11:17,657 [The Men Murmur] 1593 01:11:19,729 --> 01:11:23,096 First rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about-- 1594 01:11:23,166 --> 01:11:24,565 [Loud Banging] 1595 01:11:28,604 --> 01:11:29,832 Who are you? 1596 01:11:30,974 --> 01:11:32,202 Who am l? 1597 01:11:32,275 --> 01:11:33,333 Yeah. 1598 01:11:34,844 --> 01:11:35,868 There's a sign in the front 1599 01:11:35,945 --> 01:11:37,003 that says " Lou's Tavern." 1600 01:11:38,147 --> 01:11:40,342 I'm fuckin' Lou. 1601 01:11:40,416 --> 01:11:42,043 Who the fuck are you? 1602 01:11:42,118 --> 01:11:44,109 Tyler Durden. 1603 01:11:47,490 --> 01:11:50,118 Who told you motherfuckers that you could use my place? 1604 01:11:50,193 --> 01:11:52,161 We have a deal worked out with Irvin. 1605 01:11:52,228 --> 01:11:53,252 Irvin? 1606 01:11:53,329 --> 01:11:55,854 Irvin's at home with a broken collarbone. 1607 01:11:55,932 --> 01:11:57,559 He don't own this place. 1608 01:11:57,633 --> 01:11:58,565 I do. 1609 01:12:00,670 --> 01:12:02,661 How much money is he gettin' for this? 1610 01:12:02,739 --> 01:12:04,001 There is no money. 1611 01:12:04,073 --> 01:12:06,667 - Really. Ain't that somethin'? - Free to all. 1612 01:12:06,743 --> 01:12:08,608 It is, actually. 1613 01:12:08,678 --> 01:12:11,146 Look, stupid fuck... 1614 01:12:11,214 --> 01:12:12,704 I want everybody outta here right now. 1615 01:12:12,782 --> 01:12:16,013 Hey. You should join our club. 1616 01:12:17,353 --> 01:12:18,786 Did you hear what I just said? 1617 01:12:18,855 --> 01:12:20,618 You and your friend. 1618 01:12:20,690 --> 01:12:22,487 Oomph! 1619 01:12:22,558 --> 01:12:23,616 Uhh! 1620 01:12:23,693 --> 01:12:25,593 You hear me now?! 1621 01:12:27,130 --> 01:12:29,291 No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou. 1622 01:12:29,365 --> 01:12:30,423 Ooh! 1623 01:12:30,500 --> 01:12:31,432 Pfft! 1624 01:12:33,169 --> 01:12:34,101 Ohhh... 1625 01:12:35,671 --> 01:12:37,434 Still not gettin' it. 1626 01:12:38,641 --> 01:12:40,302 Aah! OK, OK, OK. I got it. 1627 01:12:40,376 --> 01:12:42,810 I got it. I got it. Shit, I lost it. 1628 01:12:42,879 --> 01:12:44,471 Ooh! 1629 01:12:44,547 --> 01:12:45,673 Back! All of you! 1630 01:12:46,749 --> 01:12:47,681 [Gun Cocks] 1631 01:12:47,750 --> 01:12:48,808 Everybody back. 1632 01:12:51,054 --> 01:12:52,919 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 1633 01:12:54,857 --> 01:12:57,087 Ha ha ha ha ha! 1634 01:12:57,160 --> 01:12:59,185 Aw, Lou... 1635 01:12:59,262 --> 01:13:01,253 Come on, man. 1636 01:13:01,330 --> 01:13:02,854 We really like this place. 1637 01:13:04,300 --> 01:13:05,733 Ohh! 1638 01:13:05,802 --> 01:13:10,705 [Tyler HaifSobs, Haif Laughs Hysterically] 1639 01:13:10,773 --> 01:13:11,899 Ohhh... 1640 01:13:11,974 --> 01:13:14,966 - That's right, Lou, get it-- - Shut the fuck up! 1641 01:13:15,044 --> 01:13:16,807 Oh, yeah! 1642 01:13:16,879 --> 01:13:19,404 Yeah! Ha ha ha ha ha! 1643 01:13:19,482 --> 01:13:21,712 Ho ho ho ha ha ha! 1644 01:13:21,784 --> 01:13:23,046 Think that's fuckin' funny?! 1645 01:13:23,119 --> 01:13:25,087 Ho ho, ho! Ha ha ha ha! 1646 01:13:25,154 --> 01:13:28,146 Ha ha ha ha-- Ohh! Ho ho ho! 1647 01:13:32,795 --> 01:13:34,660 Fuckin' guys are loony, I'm tellin' ya. 1648 01:13:36,899 --> 01:13:38,890 Unbelievable. Aah! 1649 01:13:41,604 --> 01:13:42,730 [Choking] 1650 01:13:42,805 --> 01:13:43,999 You don't know where I've been, Lou. 1651 01:13:44,073 --> 01:13:45,768 - Oh, my God! - Ha ha ha! 1652 01:13:45,842 --> 01:13:48,709 You don't know where I've been! Ha ha! 1653 01:13:48,778 --> 01:13:51,076 Ha ha ha ha ha! 1654 01:13:51,147 --> 01:13:53,377 Lou! Please let us keep it, Lou! 1655 01:13:53,449 --> 01:13:54,916 Please, Lou! 1656 01:13:54,984 --> 01:13:57,452 Fuckin' use the basement! Christ! 1657 01:13:57,520 --> 01:14:00,421 I want your word, Lou! I want your word! 1658 01:14:00,490 --> 01:14:02,424 On my mother's honor. 1659 01:14:04,160 --> 01:14:05,092 Uhh! 1660 01:14:06,829 --> 01:14:08,626 Lou! 1661 01:14:08,698 --> 01:14:10,325 Aaahhh! 1662 01:14:11,634 --> 01:14:12,726 Thanks, Lou. 1663 01:14:15,037 --> 01:14:16,732 You, too, big guy. 1664 01:14:21,110 --> 01:14:22,634 See you next week. 1665 01:14:38,895 --> 01:14:41,227 This week... each one of you... 1666 01:14:41,297 --> 01:14:43,390 has a homework assignment. 1667 01:14:43,466 --> 01:14:44,728 You're gonna go out. 1668 01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:47,200 You're gonna start a fight with a total stranger. 1669 01:14:50,640 --> 01:14:52,164 You're gonna start a fight. 1670 01:14:53,309 --> 01:14:54,742 And you're gonna lose. 1671 01:14:57,813 --> 01:14:59,474 Excellent choice, sir. 1672 01:15:01,484 --> 01:15:03,179 Hey! Watch out, jackass! 1673 01:15:03,252 --> 01:15:04,344 Come on! 1674 01:15:04,420 --> 01:15:07,014 Narrator: Now, this is not as easy as it sounds. 1675 01:15:08,969 --> 01:15:10,800 I'm thinkin' you really--What?! 1676 01:15:10,871 --> 01:15:12,304 Son of a bitch! 1677 01:15:12,372 --> 01:15:15,273 Narrator: Most people... normal people... 1678 01:15:15,342 --> 01:15:17,401 do just about anything to avoid a fight. 1679 01:15:18,979 --> 01:15:21,243 Excuse me. You sprayed me with your hose. 1680 01:15:21,314 --> 01:15:22,508 Like that? 1681 01:15:22,582 --> 01:15:23,947 That's not necessary. 1682 01:15:24,017 --> 01:15:25,882 Dave! Go call 911 ! 1683 01:15:27,654 --> 01:15:28,586 Aaaahhh! 1684 01:15:30,590 --> 01:15:31,852 Stop it! 1685 01:15:31,925 --> 01:15:32,857 Stop it! 1686 01:15:35,495 --> 01:15:36,427 Sorry. 1687 01:15:36,496 --> 01:15:38,361 What did-- Come here! 1688 01:15:38,431 --> 01:15:40,592 Leave me alone! You crazy? 1689 01:15:40,667 --> 01:15:41,634 Uhh! 1690 01:15:42,936 --> 01:15:44,028 Unhh! Uhh! 1691 01:15:45,238 --> 01:15:46,170 Bastard! 1692 01:15:51,945 --> 01:15:53,412 We need to talk. 1693 01:15:56,116 --> 01:15:57,048 OK. 1694 01:15:57,117 --> 01:15:58,049 [Door Closes] 1695 01:15:59,619 --> 01:16:00,881 Where to begin? 1696 01:16:00,954 --> 01:16:03,388 With your constant absenteeism? 1697 01:16:03,456 --> 01:16:06,550 With your unpresentable appearance? 1698 01:16:06,626 --> 01:16:07,991 You're up for review. 1699 01:16:08,061 --> 01:16:11,292 I am Jack’s... complete lack of surprise. 1700 01:16:11,364 --> 01:16:12,296 What? 1701 01:16:12,365 --> 01:16:13,332 Let's pretend. 1702 01:16:13,400 --> 01:16:15,231 You're the Department of Transportation. 1703 01:16:15,302 --> 01:16:16,269 OK? 1704 01:16:16,336 --> 01:16:19,999 Someone informs you that this company 1705 01:16:20,073 --> 01:16:22,064 installs front seat mounting brackets 1706 01:16:22,142 --> 01:16:24,167 that never pass collision tests... 1707 01:16:24,244 --> 01:16:27,680 brake linings that fail after a thousand miles, 1708 01:16:27,747 --> 01:16:29,908 and fuel injectors that explode 1709 01:16:29,983 --> 01:16:31,746 and burn people alive. 1710 01:16:33,053 --> 01:16:34,145 What then? 1711 01:16:34,220 --> 01:16:36,518 Are you threatening me? 1712 01:16:36,589 --> 01:16:37,556 No... 1713 01:16:37,624 --> 01:16:39,387 Get the fuck outta here. You're fired. 1714 01:16:39,459 --> 01:16:41,154 I have a better solution. 1715 01:16:41,227 --> 01:16:44,719 You keep me on the payroll as an outside consultant. 1716 01:16:44,798 --> 01:16:46,527 And in exchange for my salary, 1717 01:16:46,599 --> 01:16:48,396 my job will be never to tell people 1718 01:16:48,468 --> 01:16:50,698 these things that I know. 1719 01:16:50,770 --> 01:16:52,761 I don't even have to come into the of fice. 1720 01:16:52,839 --> 01:16:54,306 I can do this job from home. 1721 01:16:56,109 --> 01:16:58,043 Who--Who the fuck do you think you are, 1722 01:16:58,111 --> 01:17:00,841 you crazy little shit? 1723 01:17:05,018 --> 01:17:06,485 Security? 1724 01:17:06,553 --> 01:17:08,544 Narrator: I am Jack's smirking revenge. 1725 01:17:08,621 --> 01:17:09,815 Ohh! 1726 01:17:14,627 --> 01:17:15,753 Ohh! 1727 01:17:15,829 --> 01:17:17,160 Ahh...ahh... 1728 01:17:17,230 --> 01:17:19,596 What the hell are you doing? 1729 01:17:27,841 --> 01:17:30,071 Ohh...that hurt. 1730 01:17:32,379 --> 01:17:35,041 Why would you do that? 1731 01:17:35,115 --> 01:17:36,377 Oh, my God. 1732 01:17:36,449 --> 01:17:38,110 No! Please stop! 1733 01:17:38,184 --> 01:17:40,778 [Making Strangulation Sounds] 1734 01:17:40,854 --> 01:17:43,254 Uhh! Uh...uhh! 1735 01:17:48,261 --> 01:17:49,523 What are you doing? 1736 01:17:50,663 --> 01:17:52,722 Oh, God, no! Please! No! 1737 01:17:52,799 --> 01:17:55,461 Narrator: For some reason, I thought of my first fight 1738 01:17:55,535 --> 01:17:56,900 with Tyler. 1739 01:17:56,970 --> 01:17:57,902 No! 1740 01:18:23,029 --> 01:18:25,259 Under and behind and inside, 1741 01:18:25,331 --> 01:18:27,526 everything this man took for granted... 1742 01:18:27,600 --> 01:18:29,966 something horrible had been growing. 1743 01:18:31,171 --> 01:18:32,263 Now, look. 1744 01:18:32,338 --> 01:18:34,670 Give me the paychecks like I asked, 1745 01:18:34,741 --> 01:18:37,073 and you won't ever see me again. 1746 01:18:37,143 --> 01:18:40,601 And right then, at our most excellent moment together... 1747 01:18:42,949 --> 01:18:45,076 Oh...thank God. 1748 01:18:45,151 --> 01:18:47,016 Please don't hit me again. Please... 1749 01:18:47,087 --> 01:18:49,248 Telephone, computer, fax machine, 1750 01:18:49,322 --> 01:18:53,554 52 weekly paychecks, and 48 airline flight coupons. 1751 01:18:53,626 --> 01:18:56,026 We now had corporate sponsorship. 1752 01:18:56,096 --> 01:18:58,326 This is how Tyler and I were able to have Fight Club 1753 01:18:58,398 --> 01:18:59,865 every night of the week. 1754 01:18:59,933 --> 01:19:02,527 [Crowd Cheering] 1755 01:19:02,602 --> 01:19:05,093 Now nobody was the center of Fight Club 1756 01:19:05,171 --> 01:19:07,162 except the 2 men fighting. 1757 01:19:07,240 --> 01:19:11,233 The leader walked through the crowd, out in the darkness. 1758 01:19:12,512 --> 01:19:15,379 Tyler was now involved in a class-action lawsuit 1759 01:19:15,448 --> 01:19:17,973 with the Pressman Hotel over the urine content of their soup. 1760 01:19:24,557 --> 01:19:26,821 I am Jack’s wasted life. 1761 01:19:31,397 --> 01:19:34,423 Yeah! Yeah! Ha ha! Yeah! 1762 01:19:34,567 --> 01:19:35,898 There you are, sir. 1763 01:19:39,239 --> 01:19:41,833 Tyler dreamed up new homework assignments. 1764 01:19:41,908 --> 01:19:44,536 He handed them out in sealed envelopes. 1765 01:20:23,683 --> 01:20:25,275 Did you know there's a Fight Club 1766 01:20:25,351 --> 01:20:26,283 up in Delaware City? 1767 01:20:26,352 --> 01:20:27,284 Yeah, I heard. 1768 01:20:27,353 --> 01:20:28,377 [Car Alarm] 1769 01:20:28,454 --> 01:20:31,082 There's one in Penn's Grove, too. 1770 01:20:31,157 --> 01:20:33,387 Bob even found one up in Newcastle. 1771 01:20:33,459 --> 01:20:35,393 Yeah. Did you start that one? 1772 01:20:35,461 --> 01:20:36,894 No. I thought you did. 1773 01:20:36,963 --> 01:20:38,225 Nah. 1774 01:20:38,298 --> 01:20:39,230 Pff!. 1775 01:20:40,833 --> 01:20:42,300 [Car Alarm] 1776 01:21:28,181 --> 01:21:29,546 Stop for a second. 1777 01:21:29,616 --> 01:21:31,049 Hey, what are we doing? 1778 01:21:31,117 --> 01:21:32,049 Turn around. 1779 01:21:32,118 --> 01:21:33,551 What are we doing? 1780 01:21:33,620 --> 01:21:34,552 Homework assignment. 1781 01:21:34,621 --> 01:21:35,883 What kind of homework assignment? 1782 01:21:35,955 --> 01:21:37,217 Human sacrifice. 1783 01:21:37,290 --> 01:21:38,382 Hey, is that a gun? 1784 01:21:38,458 --> 01:21:39,891 Please. Please tell me that's not a gun. 1785 01:21:39,959 --> 01:21:40,891 It's a gun. 1786 01:21:40,960 --> 01:21:41,892 What are you doing? 1787 01:21:41,961 --> 01:21:42,893 Meet me in the back. 1788 01:21:42,962 --> 01:21:44,395 Hey, don't fuck around. 1789 01:21:44,464 --> 01:21:45,692 Meet me in the back. 1790 01:21:45,765 --> 01:21:47,892 Narrator: On a long enough time line, 1791 01:21:47,967 --> 01:21:50,333 the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. 1792 01:21:51,471 --> 01:21:53,439 What are you doing? Come on. 1793 01:21:53,506 --> 01:21:54,871 Hands behind your back. 1794 01:21:54,941 --> 01:21:55,873 God. 1795 01:21:55,942 --> 01:21:57,034 Give me your wallet. 1796 01:21:58,311 --> 01:21:59,642 Raymond K. Hessel, 1797 01:21:59,712 --> 01:22:02,704 1 320 Southeast Banning, apartment A. 1798 01:22:02,782 --> 01:22:04,113 Small, cramped basement apartment, Raymond? 1799 01:22:04,183 --> 01:22:05,207 How did you know? 1800 01:22:05,285 --> 01:22:06,912 Because they give shitty basement apartments 1801 01:22:06,986 --> 01:22:08,920 Letters instead of numbers. 1802 01:22:08,988 --> 01:22:10,421 Raymond... 1803 01:22:10,490 --> 01:22:11,923 you're going to die. 1804 01:22:11,991 --> 01:22:13,458 [Crying] Oh, my God, no... 1805 01:22:13,526 --> 01:22:14,720 Is that your mom and dad? 1806 01:22:14,794 --> 01:22:16,284 Mom and dad are going to have to call up 1807 01:22:16,362 --> 01:22:17,351 kindly Dr. So-And-So 1808 01:22:17,430 --> 01:22:18,829 to pick up your dental records. 1809 01:22:18,898 --> 01:22:20,092 You want to know why? 1810 01:22:20,166 --> 01:22:21,895 Because there's going to be nothing left of your face. 1811 01:22:21,968 --> 01:22:23,731 - Aw, come on. - [Crying] 1812 01:22:23,803 --> 01:22:26,237 An expired community college student I.D. 1813 01:22:26,306 --> 01:22:27,739 What'd you study, Raymond? 1814 01:22:27,807 --> 01:22:29,365 S-S-S-Stuff. 1815 01:22:29,442 --> 01:22:30,841 Stuff? 1816 01:22:30,910 --> 01:22:33,037 Were the midterms hard? 1817 01:22:33,112 --> 01:22:34,079 [Whimpering] 1818 01:22:34,147 --> 01:22:35,512 I asked you what you studied. 1819 01:22:35,581 --> 01:22:36,707 Biology, mostly. 1820 01:22:36,783 --> 01:22:37,909 Why? 1821 01:22:37,984 --> 01:22:39,884 I--I don't know. 1822 01:22:39,952 --> 01:22:43,353 What did you want to be, Raymond K. Hessel? 1823 01:22:43,423 --> 01:22:44,754 [Click] 1824 01:22:44,824 --> 01:22:46,951 The question, Raymond, 1825 01:22:47,026 --> 01:22:50,416 was what did you want to be? 1826 01:22:50,550 --> 01:22:52,381 Answer him, Raymond! Jesus! 1827 01:22:52,452 --> 01:22:53,851 Veterinarian! Veterinarian! 1828 01:22:53,920 --> 01:22:54,978 Animals. 1829 01:22:55,054 --> 01:22:56,988 Yeah, animal s-s-s-- 1830 01:22:57,056 --> 01:22:58,080 Stuff. Yeah, I got that. 1831 01:22:58,157 --> 01:22:59,215 That means you have to get more schooling. 1832 01:22:59,292 --> 01:23:00,725 Too much school. 1833 01:23:00,793 --> 01:23:02,158 Would you rather be dead? 1834 01:23:02,228 --> 01:23:03,160 No... 1835 01:23:03,229 --> 01:23:04,457 Would you rather die, here, 1836 01:23:04,530 --> 01:23:05,963 on your knees, 1837 01:23:06,032 --> 01:23:07,829 in the back of a convenience store? 1838 01:23:07,900 --> 01:23:09,458 [Whimpering] No...No, please... 1839 01:23:09,535 --> 01:23:10,797 no... 1840 01:23:10,870 --> 01:23:12,565 [Releases Hammer] 1841 01:23:14,073 --> 01:23:15,631 I'm keeping your license. 1842 01:23:16,909 --> 01:23:18,467 Gonna check in on you. 1843 01:23:18,544 --> 01:23:20,478 I know where you live. 1844 01:23:20,546 --> 01:23:23,481 If you’re not on your way to becoming a veterinarian 1845 01:23:23,549 --> 01:23:25,176 in 6 weeks, you will be dead. 1846 01:23:25,251 --> 01:23:26,980 [Whimpering] 1847 01:23:27,053 --> 01:23:28,884 Now run on home. 1848 01:23:33,659 --> 01:23:35,957 Run, Forrest, run! 1849 01:23:37,597 --> 01:23:38,962 I feel ill. 1850 01:23:40,800 --> 01:23:42,233 Imagine how he feels. 1851 01:23:42,301 --> 01:23:44,235 Come on, this isn't funny! 1852 01:23:44,303 --> 01:23:45,736 That wasn't funny. 1853 01:23:45,805 --> 01:23:47,830 What the fuck was the point of that? 1854 01:23:47,907 --> 01:23:49,340 Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day 1855 01:23:49,408 --> 01:23:50,841 of Raymond K. Hessel's life. 1856 01:23:50,910 --> 01:23:52,343 His breakfast will taste better 1857 01:23:52,411 --> 01:23:55,312 than any meal you and I have ever tasted. 1858 01:23:56,849 --> 01:23:59,443 Narrator: You had to give it to him. 1859 01:23:59,519 --> 01:24:00,850 Come on. 1860 01:24:00,920 --> 01:24:01,887 He had a plan. 1861 01:24:01,954 --> 01:24:03,888 And it started to make sense 1862 01:24:03,956 --> 01:24:05,321 in a Tyler sort of way. 1863 01:24:05,391 --> 01:24:06,380 No fear. 1864 01:24:06,459 --> 01:24:08,393 No distractions. 1865 01:24:08,461 --> 01:24:11,828 The ability to let that which does not matter 1866 01:24:11,898 --> 01:24:13,866 truly slide. 1867 01:24:26,012 --> 01:24:27,639 You're not your job. 1868 01:24:29,882 --> 01:24:33,147 You're not how much money you have in the bank. 1869 01:24:34,887 --> 01:24:37,651 You're not the car you drive. 1870 01:24:37,723 --> 01:24:40,317 You're not the contents of your wallet. 1871 01:24:41,794 --> 01:24:43,819 You're not your fuckin' khakis. 1872 01:24:46,032 --> 01:24:49,468 You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. 1873 01:24:58,511 --> 01:25:01,446 I'll be out of your way in a sec. 1874 01:25:01,514 --> 01:25:02,981 You don't have to go. 1875 01:25:05,084 --> 01:25:06,176 Whatever. 1876 01:25:07,253 --> 01:25:10,188 No, I mean, uh... 1877 01:25:10,256 --> 01:25:11,484 It's OK. 1878 01:25:20,933 --> 01:25:23,800 Are you still going to groups? 1879 01:25:23,869 --> 01:25:24,961 Yeah. 1880 01:25:27,139 --> 01:25:28,970 Chloe's dead. 1881 01:25:29,041 --> 01:25:31,737 Ah, Chloe. 1882 01:25:31,811 --> 01:25:33,972 When did that happen? 1883 01:25:34,046 --> 01:25:36,446 do you care? 1884 01:25:36,515 --> 01:25:37,812 I don't know. 1885 01:25:37,883 --> 01:25:40,078 I haven't thought about it in a while. 1886 01:25:40,152 --> 01:25:42,416 Yeah, well... 1887 01:25:42,488 --> 01:25:45,616 I think it was a smart move on her part. 1888 01:25:46,759 --> 01:25:48,090 Hey, listen, uh... 1889 01:25:48,160 --> 01:25:51,823 what are you getting out of all this? 1890 01:25:51,897 --> 01:25:53,057 What? 1891 01:25:54,300 --> 01:25:55,733 I mean, all this. 1892 01:25:55,801 --> 01:25:57,234 Why do you keep... 1893 01:25:57,303 --> 01:25:59,771 Is this making you happy? 1894 01:26:01,440 --> 01:26:03,465 Yeah, well, sometimes. 1895 01:26:04,910 --> 01:26:07,344 I don't know. I don't understand. 1896 01:26:07,413 --> 01:26:09,347 Why does a weaker person 1897 01:26:09,415 --> 01:26:11,849 need to latch on to a strong person? 1898 01:26:11,917 --> 01:26:13,179 What is that? 1899 01:26:13,252 --> 01:26:15,379 Well, what do you get out of it? 1900 01:26:17,323 --> 01:26:19,257 No--It's--It's not the same thing at all. 1901 01:26:19,325 --> 01:26:21,190 I mean, we're...it's totally different with us. 1902 01:26:21,260 --> 01:26:22,352 We're--We're-- 1903 01:26:22,428 --> 01:26:23,486 Us? 1904 01:26:23,562 --> 01:26:25,359 What do you mean by "us"? 1905 01:26:25,431 --> 01:26:27,160 I'm sorry, do you hear this? 1906 01:26:27,233 --> 01:26:28,257 Hear what? 1907 01:26:28,334 --> 01:26:30,302 You're not hearing all that noise? 1908 01:26:30,369 --> 01:26:31,301 Just--Hold on a second. 1909 01:26:31,370 --> 01:26:32,530 No, wait. What were you saying? 1910 01:26:32,605 --> 01:26:34,266 Don't change the subject. I want to talk about this. 1911 01:26:34,340 --> 01:26:36,035 You're not talking about me, are you? 1912 01:26:36,108 --> 01:26:37,939 No. What? 1913 01:26:38,010 --> 01:26:39,807 That day you came over to my place to play doctor-- 1914 01:26:39,879 --> 01:26:41,471 what was going on there? 1915 01:26:41,547 --> 01:26:42,514 What are you talking about? 1916 01:26:42,581 --> 01:26:44,014 Nothing. Nothing. 1917 01:26:44,083 --> 01:26:45,141 I don't think so. 1918 01:26:45,217 --> 01:26:46,479 Come on, what do you want? 1919 01:26:46,552 --> 01:26:47,814 - Look at me. - No. What? 1920 01:26:47,887 --> 01:26:49,650 Look at me. 1921 01:26:49,722 --> 01:26:51,155 What is that? 1922 01:26:51,223 --> 01:26:52,815 It's nothing. Don't worry about it. 1923 01:26:52,892 --> 01:26:53,824 Oh, my God. 1924 01:26:53,893 --> 01:26:54,917 Who did this? 1925 01:26:54,994 --> 01:26:55,926 A person. 1926 01:26:55,995 --> 01:26:56,984 Guy or girl? 1927 01:26:57,063 --> 01:26:59,054 What do you care if it’s a guy or a girl? 1928 01:26:59,131 --> 01:27:00,189 What do you care if I ask? 1929 01:27:00,266 --> 01:27:01,426 This is none of your business. Leave me alone. 1930 01:27:01,500 --> 01:27:02,432 You're afraid to say it. 1931 01:27:02,501 --> 01:27:03,433 I am not afraid to say. Let me go. 1932 01:27:03,502 --> 01:27:04,560 No! Talk to me. 1933 01:27:04,637 --> 01:27:05,831 - No! - Let go of me. Leave me alone. 1934 01:27:05,905 --> 01:27:07,395 This conversation... 1935 01:27:07,473 --> 01:27:08,599 This conversation... 1936 01:27:08,674 --> 01:27:10,471 is over. 1937 01:27:10,543 --> 01:27:11,976 is over. 1938 01:27:13,145 --> 01:27:15,511 I just can't win with you, can l? 1939 01:27:23,322 --> 01:27:26,257 Hey, this is getting a little old. 1940 01:27:26,325 --> 01:27:27,792 [Doorbell] 1941 01:27:27,860 --> 01:27:30,055 What is--What is all this? 1942 01:27:30,129 --> 01:27:31,562 What do you think? 1943 01:27:32,998 --> 01:27:36,058 Hey, why do we need bunk beds? 1944 01:27:36,135 --> 01:27:37,067 Hey. 1945 01:27:44,176 --> 01:27:45,734 Too young. 1946 01:27:45,811 --> 01:27:47,369 Sorry. 1947 01:27:47,446 --> 01:27:49,676 What's all that? 1948 01:27:49,749 --> 01:27:52,274 If the applicant is young, tell him he's too young. 1949 01:27:52,351 --> 01:27:53,818 Old, too old. Fat, too fat. 1950 01:27:53,886 --> 01:27:54,853 Applicant? 1951 01:27:54,920 --> 01:27:56,785 If the applicant then waits for 3 days 1952 01:27:56,856 --> 01:27:58,790 without food, shelter or encouragement, 1953 01:27:58,858 --> 01:28:01,292 he may then enter and begin his training. 1954 01:28:01,360 --> 01:28:02,918 Training for what? 1955 01:28:08,067 --> 01:28:10,001 You think this is a game? 1956 01:28:10,069 --> 01:28:12,003 You're too young to train here. 1957 01:28:12,071 --> 01:28:14,005 End of story. Quit wasting our time. 1958 01:28:14,073 --> 01:28:15,506 Get the fuck out of here. 1959 01:28:20,112 --> 01:28:21,511 Bad news, friend. 1960 01:28:22,681 --> 01:28:24,615 It's not gonna happen. 1961 01:28:24,683 --> 01:28:27,618 I'm sorry if there was a misunderstanding. 1962 01:28:27,686 --> 01:28:29,654 It's not the end of the world. 1963 01:28:29,722 --> 01:28:31,155 Just go away. 1964 01:28:32,291 --> 01:28:34,122 Go. 1965 01:28:34,193 --> 01:28:35,785 You're trespassing, 1966 01:28:35,861 --> 01:28:37,795 and I will have to call the police. 1967 01:28:41,267 --> 01:28:43,064 Don't you look at me. 1968 01:28:43,135 --> 01:28:44,898 do you think you're ever getting in this house? 1969 01:28:44,970 --> 01:28:46,403 You're never getting in this fucking house. 1970 01:28:46,472 --> 01:28:48,303 Never. Now get the fuck of f the porch. 1971 01:28:48,374 --> 01:28:49,841 Get of f the porch! 1972 01:28:49,909 --> 01:28:51,342 Narrator: Sooner or later, 1973 01:28:51,410 --> 01:28:53,469 we all became what Tyler wanted us to be. 1974 01:28:53,546 --> 01:28:56,344 I'm gonna go inside and I'm gonna get a shovel. 1975 01:29:03,389 --> 01:29:04,822 You got 2 black shirts? 1976 01:29:04,890 --> 01:29:05,822 Sir. 1977 01:29:05,891 --> 01:29:07,324 2 pair of black pants? 1978 01:29:07,393 --> 01:29:08,325 Yes, sir. 1979 01:29:08,394 --> 01:29:09,326 One pair of black boots? 1980 01:29:09,395 --> 01:29:10,327 Sir. 1981 01:29:10,396 --> 01:29:11,328 2 pair of black socks? 1982 01:29:11,397 --> 01:29:12,329 Sir. 1983 01:29:12,398 --> 01:29:13,330 One black jacket? 1984 01:29:13,399 --> 01:29:14,331 Sir. 1985 01:29:14,400 --> 01:29:15,526 $300 personal burial money? 1986 01:29:15,601 --> 01:29:16,659 Yes, sir. 1987 01:29:18,504 --> 01:29:20,131 All right. 1988 01:29:28,814 --> 01:29:30,281 [Snickers] 1989 01:29:30,349 --> 01:29:33,512 You're too old, fat man. 1990 01:29:33,586 --> 01:29:35,144 Your tits are too big. 1991 01:29:35,221 --> 01:29:37,655 Get the fuck of f my porch. 1992 01:29:44,163 --> 01:29:46,654 Bob. Bob. 1993 01:30:01,814 --> 01:30:03,247 Like a monkey 1994 01:30:03,315 --> 01:30:05,374 ready to be shot into space. 1995 01:30:05,451 --> 01:30:06,975 Space monkey. 1996 01:30:07,052 --> 01:30:11,250 Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good. 1997 01:30:16,161 --> 01:30:20,097 You are too fucking old, fatty! 1998 01:30:20,165 --> 01:30:21,826 And you. 1999 01:30:21,901 --> 01:30:23,493 You're too fucking... 2000 01:30:23,569 --> 01:30:24,866 blond! 2001 01:30:24,937 --> 01:30:27,329 Get out of here, the both of you! 2002 01:30:27,463 --> 01:30:28,225 [Door Slams] 2003 01:30:28,297 --> 01:30:29,730 Narrator: And so it went. 2004 01:30:29,798 --> 01:30:31,732 Tyler: Listen up, maggots. 2005 01:30:31,800 --> 01:30:34,268 You are not special. 2006 01:30:34,336 --> 01:30:37,703 You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. 2007 01:30:37,773 --> 01:30:40,207 You are the same decaying organic matter 2008 01:30:40,275 --> 01:30:41,902 as everything else. 2009 01:30:41,977 --> 01:30:44,309 Narrator: Tyler built himself an army. 2010 01:30:44,380 --> 01:30:48,316 Tyler: We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. 2011 01:30:48,384 --> 01:30:52,013 We are all part of the same compost heap. 2012 01:30:53,689 --> 01:30:57,090 Narrator: Why was Tyler Durden building an army? 2013 01:30:57,159 --> 01:30:58,820 To what purpose? 2014 01:30:58,894 --> 01:31:00,657 For what greater good? 2015 01:31:04,099 --> 01:31:05,896 In Tyler we trusted. 2016 01:31:09,772 --> 01:31:15,540 No, when he was like, "You are not your job," I was like... 2017 01:31:15,611 --> 01:31:17,078 Yeah! 2018 01:31:18,814 --> 01:31:20,475 Hey, what's all this? 2019 01:31:20,549 --> 01:31:21,948 [Laughing] 2020 01:31:23,419 --> 01:31:25,182 OK! 2021 01:31:25,254 --> 01:31:27,279 Go on in and celebrate. 2022 01:31:27,356 --> 01:31:28,789 What are we celebrating? 2023 01:31:28,857 --> 01:31:29,824 Go on. 2024 01:31:31,960 --> 01:31:34,292 [TV Playing] 2025 01:31:34,363 --> 01:31:35,295 Hey. 2026 01:31:35,364 --> 01:31:36,797 Let me get that for you. 2027 01:31:37,866 --> 01:31:39,857 [Belches] 2028 01:31:48,010 --> 01:31:50,444 Investigators are on the scene right now. 2029 01:31:50,512 --> 01:31:52,810 Hold on. Police Commissioner Jacobs has just arrived. 2030 01:31:52,881 --> 01:31:55,873 Commissioner, Commissioner, could you please tell us 2031 01:31:55,951 --> 01:31:57,578 what you think has happened here? 2032 01:31:57,653 --> 01:31:59,086 We believe this is one of many 2033 01:31:59,154 --> 01:32:01,315 recent acts of vandalism around the city 2034 01:32:01,390 --> 01:32:04,359 somehow related to underground boxing clubs. 2035 01:32:04,426 --> 01:32:08,556 We'll be coordinating a rigorous investigation. 2036 01:32:08,630 --> 01:32:11,064 That was Police Commissioner Jacobs, who just arrived 2037 01:32:11,133 --> 01:32:12,998 on the scene here of a 4-alarm fire 2038 01:32:13,068 --> 01:32:14,729 that broke out about an hour ago. 2039 01:32:14,803 --> 01:32:15,792 She's hot. 2040 01:32:15,871 --> 01:32:17,338 Live from the Parker Morris Building, 2041 01:32:17,406 --> 01:32:19,271 Lauren Sanchez. Back to you in the studio. 2042 01:32:19,341 --> 01:32:20,968 - [Laughter] - Yeah! 2043 01:32:21,043 --> 01:32:22,601 - Ha ha ha ha! - Yeah. 2044 01:32:22,678 --> 01:32:24,270 Holy shit. 2045 01:32:24,346 --> 01:32:25,278 Yeah! 2046 01:32:25,347 --> 01:32:28,908 [News Anchor Narrating Footage] 2047 01:32:28,984 --> 01:32:30,110 - Yeah! - Ha ha ha! 2048 01:32:30,185 --> 01:32:31,447 Hoo hoo hoo! 2049 01:32:31,520 --> 01:32:33,112 What the fuck did you guys do? 2050 01:32:33,188 --> 01:32:34,553 News Anchor: ...how the blaze started, 2051 01:32:34,623 --> 01:32:37,319 but arson investigators are on the premises... 2052 01:32:37,392 --> 01:32:40,725 [Laughing] 2053 01:32:42,498 --> 01:32:45,433 Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem 2054 01:32:45,501 --> 01:32:47,901 is you do not ask questions, sir. 2055 01:32:53,275 --> 01:32:55,800 The victory in the war against crime 2056 01:32:55,878 --> 01:32:57,903 will not come overnight. 2057 01:32:57,980 --> 01:33:00,107 It will take dedication and commitment, 2058 01:33:00,182 --> 01:33:02,616 and most of all, cooperation. 2059 01:33:02,684 --> 01:33:04,208 The streets are safer now. 2060 01:33:04,286 --> 01:33:06,550 There is hope in the inner city. 2061 01:33:06,622 --> 01:33:08,647 However, this is only the beginning. 2062 01:33:08,724 --> 01:33:09,691 I gotta take a piss. 2063 01:33:09,758 --> 01:33:12,192 These are the first steps 2064 01:33:12,261 --> 01:33:13,819 in a long journey. 2065 01:33:13,896 --> 01:33:16,194 That is why we have created Project Hope... 2066 01:33:16,265 --> 01:33:17,391 Bob. 2067 01:33:17,466 --> 01:33:20,401 " Helping others with prevention and enforcement." 2068 01:33:20,469 --> 01:33:23,233 Project Hope will be a joint effort 2069 01:33:23,305 --> 01:33:26,001 between the police and community leaders. 2070 01:33:26,074 --> 01:33:28,702 It will be a powerful new weapon 2071 01:33:28,777 --> 01:33:30,574 in the war against crime. 2072 01:33:30,646 --> 01:33:32,580 [Applause] 2073 01:34:00,409 --> 01:34:01,501 [Strangled Scream] 2074 01:34:06,014 --> 01:34:08,141 Haahhhh! 2075 01:34:15,791 --> 01:34:18,453 Wrap it around the top of his hacky sack, Bob. 2076 01:34:18,527 --> 01:34:19,926 Yeah. His bails are ice cold. 2077 01:34:21,296 --> 01:34:22,729 Hi. 2078 01:34:22,798 --> 01:34:25,289 You're gonna call of f your rigorous investigation. 2079 01:34:25,367 --> 01:34:26,391 You're gonna publicly state 2080 01:34:26,468 --> 01:34:29,266 that there is no underground group, or... 2081 01:34:29,338 --> 01:34:31,101 these guys are gonna take your bails. 2082 01:34:31,173 --> 01:34:33,300 They're gonna send one to the New York Times, 2083 01:34:33,375 --> 01:34:36,310 one to the L.A. Times press release style. 2084 01:34:36,378 --> 01:34:37,640 Look... 2085 01:34:37,713 --> 01:34:39,146 the people you are after 2086 01:34:39,214 --> 01:34:41,148 are the people you depend on. 2087 01:34:41,216 --> 01:34:43,275 We cook your meals. We haul your trash. 2088 01:34:43,352 --> 01:34:44,478 We connect your calls. 2089 01:34:44,553 --> 01:34:46,077 We drive your ambulances. 2090 01:34:46,154 --> 01:34:49,521 We guard you while you sleep. 2091 01:34:52,527 --> 01:34:55,394 Do not fuck with us. 2092 01:35:00,168 --> 01:35:02,193 [Muffled Screaming] 2093 01:35:04,072 --> 01:35:05,039 Fooled ya. 2094 01:35:09,978 --> 01:35:14,108 [Rumbling] 2095 01:35:18,353 --> 01:35:20,583 [Dialogue Drowned Out By Noise] 2096 01:35:20,656 --> 01:35:22,521 Bob, you're on this one. 2097 01:35:22,591 --> 01:35:24,957 Let's go. 2098 01:35:25,027 --> 01:35:29,225 Narrator: I am Jack’s inflamed sense of rejection. 2099 01:35:29,297 --> 01:35:30,229 Hey! 2100 01:35:44,446 --> 01:35:45,811 [Shouting] 2101 01:35:45,881 --> 01:35:47,143 Yeah! 2102 01:35:47,215 --> 01:35:48,580 [Shouting] 2103 01:36:19,915 --> 01:36:22,713 Narrator: I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes 2104 01:36:22,784 --> 01:36:25,446 of every panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. 2105 01:36:27,889 --> 01:36:30,357 I wanted to open the dump valves 2106 01:36:30,425 --> 01:36:32,825 on oil tankers and smother all those French beaches 2107 01:36:32,894 --> 01:36:34,486 I'd never see. 2108 01:36:37,799 --> 01:36:41,166 I wanted to breathe smoke. 2109 01:36:57,385 --> 01:37:01,082 Where'd you go, psycho boy? 2110 01:37:01,156 --> 01:37:04,148 I felt like destroying something beautiful. 2111 01:37:06,528 --> 01:37:07,893 [Gagging] 2112 01:37:07,963 --> 01:37:10,227 Get him to a fuckin' hospital. 2113 01:37:10,298 --> 01:37:11,230 Yeah. 2114 01:37:22,477 --> 01:37:24,206 Don't worry, Mr. Durden. 2115 01:37:24,279 --> 01:37:26,008 Airport parking, long term. 2116 01:37:27,149 --> 01:37:28,980 After you, Mr. Durden. 2117 01:37:30,318 --> 01:37:32,047 After you. 2118 01:37:50,472 --> 01:37:51,905 Something on your mind, dear? 2119 01:37:51,973 --> 01:37:53,065 No. 2120 01:37:53,141 --> 01:37:54,267 All right, yeah. 2121 01:37:54,342 --> 01:37:56,401 Why wasn't I told about Project Mayhem? 2122 01:37:56,478 --> 01:37:57,740 [Together] First rule of Project Mayhem 2123 01:37:57,813 --> 01:37:59,574 is you do not ask questions. 2124 01:37:59,708 --> 01:38:00,606 What are you talking about? 2125 01:38:00,675 --> 01:38:01,903 Why didn't you include me in the beginning? 2126 01:38:01,977 --> 01:38:03,501 Fight Club was the beginning. 2127 01:38:03,578 --> 01:38:05,205 Now it's moved out of the basement, 2128 01:38:05,280 --> 01:38:06,713 it's called Project Mayhem. 2129 01:38:06,781 --> 01:38:08,248 You and I started Fight Club together. 2130 01:38:08,316 --> 01:38:09,613 do you remember that? 2131 01:38:09,684 --> 01:38:11,652 It's as much mine as it is yours, you know. 2132 01:38:11,720 --> 01:38:12,948 Is this about you and me? 2133 01:38:13,021 --> 01:38:14,750 Yeah. I thought we were doing this together. 2134 01:38:14,823 --> 01:38:15,983 You're missing the point. 2135 01:38:16,057 --> 01:38:18,184 This does not belong to us. 2136 01:38:18,259 --> 01:38:19,487 We are not special. 2137 01:38:19,561 --> 01:38:20,789 Fuck that. You should've told me. 2138 01:38:22,864 --> 01:38:23,990 Hey, Tyler! 2139 01:38:24,065 --> 01:38:25,396 [Horn Honking] 2140 01:38:26,701 --> 01:38:28,498 Goddamn it, Tyler! 2141 01:38:28,570 --> 01:38:30,231 What do you want?! Statement of purpose? 2142 01:38:30,305 --> 01:38:31,329 Should I e-mail you? 2143 01:38:31,406 --> 01:38:32,930 Should I put this on your action item list? 2144 01:38:33,008 --> 01:38:34,498 You decide your own level of involvement! 2145 01:38:34,576 --> 01:38:37,272 I will! I want to know certain things first. 2146 01:38:37,345 --> 01:38:38,972 The first rule of Project Mayhem-- 2147 01:38:39,047 --> 01:38:39,979 Shut up! 2148 01:38:40,048 --> 01:38:42,175 I want to know what you're thinking. 2149 01:38:42,250 --> 01:38:43,217 Fuck what you know. 2150 01:38:43,284 --> 01:38:44,512 You need to forget about what you know. 2151 01:38:44,586 --> 01:38:45,518 That's your problem. 2152 01:38:45,587 --> 01:38:46,849 Forget about what you think you know 2153 01:38:46,921 --> 01:38:48,718 about life, about friendship, 2154 01:38:48,790 --> 01:38:51,156 and especially about you and me. 2155 01:38:51,226 --> 01:38:52,193 What? 2156 01:38:52,260 --> 01:38:54,524 What is that supposed to mean? What... 2157 01:38:57,866 --> 01:38:58,798 What are you doing? 2158 01:39:01,002 --> 01:39:03,698 Guys, what do you wish you'd done before you die? 2159 01:39:03,772 --> 01:39:04,796 Paint a self-portrait. 2160 01:39:04,873 --> 01:39:05,805 Build a house. 2161 01:39:05,874 --> 01:39:07,341 And you? 2162 01:39:07,409 --> 01:39:09,969 I don't know. Get in the right lane. 2163 01:39:10,045 --> 01:39:11,637 I have to know the answer to this question. 2164 01:39:11,713 --> 01:39:12,771 If you were to die right now, 2165 01:39:12,847 --> 01:39:14,781 how would you feel about your life? 2166 01:39:14,849 --> 01:39:15,873 I don't know! 2167 01:39:15,950 --> 01:39:17,144 I wouldn't feel anything good about my life. 2168 01:39:17,218 --> 01:39:18,515 Is that what you want to hear me say? Fine. 2169 01:39:18,586 --> 01:39:20,178 - Come on! - Not good enough. 2170 01:39:20,255 --> 01:39:22,052 - [Honking] - Stop fucking around! 2171 01:39:22,123 --> 01:39:23,385 Tyler! 2172 01:39:23,458 --> 01:39:25,483 [Honking] 2173 01:39:25,560 --> 01:39:27,619 Jesus Christ! 2174 01:39:27,696 --> 01:39:28,822 Goddamn it! 2175 01:39:28,897 --> 01:39:30,455 Goddamn it! Fuck you! 2176 01:39:30,532 --> 01:39:31,897 Fuck Fight Club. 2177 01:39:31,966 --> 01:39:34,628 Fuck Marla. I'm sick of all your shit. 2178 01:39:34,703 --> 01:39:36,671 OK. 2179 01:39:36,738 --> 01:39:38,399 OK. 2180 01:39:38,473 --> 01:39:40,031 Quit screwing around. Take the wheel. 2181 01:39:40,108 --> 01:39:41,040 Look at you. 2182 01:39:41,109 --> 01:39:42,041 Take the wheel! 2183 01:39:42,110 --> 01:39:43,873 Look at you! You're fuckin' pathetic! 2184 01:39:43,945 --> 01:39:45,503 Why? Why? What are you talking about? 2185 01:39:45,580 --> 01:39:49,038 Why do you think I blew up your condo? 2186 01:39:50,151 --> 01:39:51,243 What? 2187 01:39:51,319 --> 01:39:53,344 Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat. 2188 01:39:53,421 --> 01:39:55,252 It's not a goddamn seminar. 2189 01:39:55,323 --> 01:39:57,257 Stop trying to control everything 2190 01:39:57,325 --> 01:39:58,917 and just let go. 2191 01:40:00,762 --> 01:40:02,662 Let go! 2192 01:40:02,731 --> 01:40:04,460 All right. Fine. 2193 01:40:05,667 --> 01:40:07,567 Fine. 2194 01:41:05,460 --> 01:41:08,793 Narrator: I'd never been in a car accident. 2195 01:41:08,863 --> 01:41:11,798 This must have been what all those people felt like 2196 01:41:11,866 --> 01:41:15,802 before I filed them as statistics in my reports. 2197 01:41:15,870 --> 01:41:17,167 Goddamn. 2198 01:41:17,238 --> 01:41:18,671 Huh? 2199 01:41:18,740 --> 01:41:20,731 Ha ha ha ha ha hahh! 2200 01:41:20,809 --> 01:41:23,505 We just had a near-life experience. 2201 01:41:28,817 --> 01:41:31,251 In the world I see, 2202 01:41:31,319 --> 01:41:34,083 you're stalking elk through the damp canyon forest, 2203 01:41:34,155 --> 01:41:36,680 around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. 2204 01:41:38,893 --> 01:41:40,758 You'll wear leather clothes 2205 01:41:40,829 --> 01:41:43,764 that will last you the rest of your life. 2206 01:41:43,832 --> 01:41:47,268 You'll climb the vines that wrap the Sears Tower. 2207 01:41:48,736 --> 01:41:50,670 And when you look down, 2208 01:41:50,738 --> 01:41:53,673 you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, 2209 01:41:53,741 --> 01:41:57,177 Laying strips of venison on the empty carpool lane 2210 01:41:57,245 --> 01:41:59,179 of some abandoned superhighway. 2211 01:42:12,093 --> 01:42:13,560 Feel better, champ. 2212 01:42:19,834 --> 01:42:21,461 [Door Closes] 2213 01:42:31,713 --> 01:42:33,738 Narrator: And then... 2214 01:42:33,815 --> 01:42:35,248 Tyler? 2215 01:42:35,316 --> 01:42:36,840 Tyler was gone. 2216 01:42:44,659 --> 01:42:46,889 Was I asleep? 2217 01:42:48,563 --> 01:42:49,860 Had I slept? 2218 01:42:49,931 --> 01:42:51,364 You are not a beautiful 2219 01:42:51,432 --> 01:42:52,865 unique snowflake, do you understand me? 2220 01:42:52,934 --> 01:42:55,869 Narrator: The house had become a living thing, 2221 01:42:55,937 --> 01:42:58,371 wet inside from so many people 2222 01:42:58,439 --> 01:42:59,770 sweating and breathing. 2223 01:42:59,841 --> 01:43:01,775 We are all from the same compost. 2224 01:43:01,843 --> 01:43:04,038 So many people moving, the house moved. 2225 01:43:06,347 --> 01:43:07,780 Planet Tyler. 2226 01:43:07,849 --> 01:43:09,783 I had to hug the walls. 2227 01:43:09,851 --> 01:43:13,412 Trapped inside this clock work of space monkeys. 2228 01:43:13,488 --> 01:43:14,921 You can't be smoking in here. 2229 01:43:14,989 --> 01:43:17,719 do you know how much ether we have in this fucking house? 2230 01:43:17,792 --> 01:43:20,124 Cooking, working, and sleeping in teams. 2231 01:43:22,697 --> 01:43:24,426 Hang on a second. 2232 01:43:43,351 --> 01:43:46,013 It's under control, sir. 2233 01:43:48,523 --> 01:43:50,388 Where is Tyler? 2234 01:43:50,458 --> 01:43:53,450 Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not-- 2235 01:43:53,528 --> 01:43:55,462 Right, uh...OK. 2236 01:43:57,899 --> 01:44:00,265 I'm all alone. 2237 01:44:00,335 --> 01:44:02,269 My father dumped me. 2238 01:44:02,337 --> 01:44:03,770 Tyler dumped me. 2239 01:44:03,838 --> 01:44:07,035 I am Jack’s broken heart. 2240 01:44:10,311 --> 01:44:13,246 What comes next in Project Mayhem, 2241 01:44:13,314 --> 01:44:14,781 only Tyler knows. 2242 01:44:14,849 --> 01:44:18,307 The second rule is you do not ask questions. 2243 01:44:20,788 --> 01:44:22,221 Get the fuck away from me. 2244 01:44:22,290 --> 01:44:23,780 Get the fuck away from me! 2245 01:44:23,858 --> 01:44:26,258 Who are all these people? 2246 01:44:31,532 --> 01:44:33,659 Paper Street Soap Company. 2247 01:44:35,903 --> 01:44:37,962 Can I come in? 2248 01:44:41,009 --> 01:44:42,670 He's not here. 2249 01:44:42,744 --> 01:44:44,905 What? 2250 01:44:46,180 --> 01:44:49,581 Tyler isn't here. 2251 01:44:49,650 --> 01:44:52,118 Tyler went away. 2252 01:44:52,186 --> 01:44:53,483 Tyler's gone. 2253 01:45:11,272 --> 01:45:12,967 [Shouting] 2254 01:45:24,152 --> 01:45:25,244 Lay him down! 2255 01:45:25,319 --> 01:45:26,650 Gunshot wounds comin' through! 2256 01:45:26,721 --> 01:45:29,102 Clear some fucking room! 2257 01:45:29,236 --> 01:45:31,500 What happened?! What happened?! 2258 01:45:31,571 --> 01:45:33,129 We were on assignment. We were supposed to kill 2259 01:45:33,206 --> 01:45:35,674 2 birds with one stone. 2260 01:45:35,742 --> 01:45:37,835 Destroy a piece of corporate art... 2261 01:45:37,911 --> 01:45:40,471 Operation Latte Thunder, go. 2262 01:45:42,382 --> 01:45:44,247 and trash a franchise coffee bar. 2263 01:45:50,724 --> 01:45:52,021 We had it all worked out, sir. 2264 01:46:01,234 --> 01:46:02,223 It went smooth until... 2265 01:46:02,302 --> 01:46:04,532 Police! Freeze! 2266 01:46:04,604 --> 01:46:06,196 Until what? 2267 01:46:06,273 --> 01:46:07,297 They shot Bob. 2268 01:46:08,875 --> 01:46:10,172 They shot him in the head. 2269 01:46:10,243 --> 01:46:11,232 Those fuckin' pigs! 2270 01:46:14,748 --> 01:46:15,680 - Ohh! - Ohh! 2271 01:46:15,749 --> 01:46:17,740 - Oh, God. - Son of a-- 2272 01:46:18,818 --> 01:46:20,911 Those motherfuckers! 2273 01:46:20,987 --> 01:46:22,750 You morons. 2274 01:46:22,822 --> 01:46:25,086 You're running around in ski masks, 2275 01:46:25,158 --> 01:46:26,284 trying to blow things up. 2276 01:46:26,359 --> 01:46:27,621 What did you think was gonna happen?! 2277 01:46:31,698 --> 01:46:32,665 OK, quick, 2278 01:46:32,732 --> 01:46:34,097 we gotta get rid of the evidence. 2279 01:46:34,167 --> 01:46:35,099 We gotta get rid of this body! 2280 01:46:35,168 --> 01:46:36,157 Bury him. 2281 01:46:36,236 --> 01:46:37,669 What? 2282 01:46:37,737 --> 01:46:38,669 Take him to the garden 2283 01:46:38,738 --> 01:46:39,864 and bury him. 2284 01:46:40,974 --> 01:46:41,906 Come on, people! 2285 01:46:41,975 --> 01:46:42,907 Let's go! 2286 01:46:42,976 --> 01:46:44,136 Hey, get the fuck of f!. 2287 01:46:44,211 --> 01:46:45,143 Get away from him! 2288 01:46:45,212 --> 01:46:46,770 What are you talking about? 2289 01:46:46,846 --> 01:46:48,177 This isn't a fucking piece of evidence, 2290 01:46:48,248 --> 01:46:49,510 this is a person! 2291 01:46:49,583 --> 01:46:50,515 He's a friend of mine, 2292 01:46:50,584 --> 01:46:51,676 and you're not gonna bury him 2293 01:46:51,751 --> 01:46:52,740 in the fucking garden. 2294 01:46:52,819 --> 01:46:55,811 He was killed serving Project Mayhem, sir. 2295 01:46:55,889 --> 01:46:57,015 This is Bob. 2296 01:46:57,090 --> 01:46:59,524 But sir, in--in Project Mayhem 2297 01:46:59,593 --> 01:47:01,151 we have no names. 2298 01:47:01,228 --> 01:47:02,195 No, you listen to me. 2299 01:47:02,262 --> 01:47:04,127 This is a man, and he has a name. 2300 01:47:04,197 --> 01:47:06,825 And it's Robert Paulson, OK? 2301 01:47:06,900 --> 01:47:08,265 Robert Paulson? 2302 01:47:08,335 --> 01:47:09,927 He's a man and he's dead now 2303 01:47:10,003 --> 01:47:11,027 because of us, all right? 2304 01:47:11,104 --> 01:47:12,298 do you understand that? 2305 01:47:12,372 --> 01:47:14,602 I understand. 2306 01:47:17,177 --> 01:47:18,474 In death, 2307 01:47:18,545 --> 01:47:20,308 a member of Project Mayhem 2308 01:47:20,380 --> 01:47:22,007 has a name. 2309 01:47:23,250 --> 01:47:25,445 His name is Robert Paulson. 2310 01:47:26,519 --> 01:47:28,350 His name is Robert Paulson. 2311 01:47:28,421 --> 01:47:32,517 His name is Robert Paulson. 2312 01:47:32,592 --> 01:47:35,618 His name is Robert Paulson. 2313 01:47:35,695 --> 01:47:37,026 Come on, guys, please, stop it. 2314 01:47:37,097 --> 01:47:38,564 His name is Robert Paulson. 2315 01:47:38,632 --> 01:47:41,260 [Chanting] His name is Robert Paulson. 2316 01:47:41,334 --> 01:47:43,359 Shut up! 2317 01:47:43,436 --> 01:47:44,425 This is all over with! 2318 01:47:44,504 --> 01:47:46,267 [Chanting] His name is Robert Paulson. 2319 01:47:46,339 --> 01:47:48,466 His name is Robert Paulson. 2320 01:47:48,541 --> 01:47:51,101 His name is Robert Paulson. 2321 01:47:51,177 --> 01:47:53,702 His name is Robert Paulson. 2322 01:47:53,780 --> 01:47:56,078 His name is Robert Paulson... 2323 01:48:16,836 --> 01:48:18,804 [Telephone Rings] 2324 01:48:20,040 --> 01:48:21,029 Tyler? 2325 01:48:21,107 --> 01:48:22,369 No, this is Detective Stern 2326 01:48:22,442 --> 01:48:23,374 at the Arson Unit. 2327 01:48:23,443 --> 01:48:24,535 I need to see you in my of fice-- 2328 01:48:29,516 --> 01:48:30,608 I went to all the cities 2329 01:48:30,684 --> 01:48:32,515 on Tyler's used ticket stubs, 2330 01:48:32,585 --> 01:48:33,517 barhopping. 2331 01:48:34,587 --> 01:48:35,884 I didn't know how or why, 2332 01:48:35,955 --> 01:48:37,582 but I could look at 50 different bars 2333 01:48:37,657 --> 01:48:39,249 and somehow I just knew. 2334 01:48:39,326 --> 01:48:40,293 I'm looking for Tyler Durden. 2335 01:48:40,360 --> 01:48:43,090 It's very important that I talk to him. 2336 01:48:43,163 --> 01:48:44,755 I wish I could help you. 2337 01:48:45,832 --> 01:48:46,764 Sir. 2338 01:48:52,806 --> 01:48:54,535 Every city I went to... 2339 01:48:56,242 --> 01:48:58,574 as soon as I set foot of f the plane, 2340 01:48:58,645 --> 01:49:00,875 I knew a Fight Club was close. 2341 01:49:01,948 --> 01:49:03,677 Hey! Hey! 2342 01:49:03,750 --> 01:49:05,342 Taxi! 2343 01:49:05,418 --> 01:49:06,885 Look at my face. I'm a member. 2344 01:49:06,953 --> 01:49:08,113 Now, I just need to know 2345 01:49:08,188 --> 01:49:10,156 if you’ve seen Tyler. 2346 01:49:10,223 --> 01:49:12,350 I'm not exposed to... 2347 01:49:12,425 --> 01:49:13,983 speak any such information to you, 2348 01:49:14,060 --> 01:49:15,789 nor would l, even if I had said information 2349 01:49:15,862 --> 01:49:18,695 you want at this juncture, be able. 2350 01:49:20,367 --> 01:49:21,629 You're a moron. 2351 01:49:21,701 --> 01:49:23,066 I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 2352 01:49:24,437 --> 01:49:26,632 Tyler had been busy. 2353 01:49:26,706 --> 01:49:29,436 Setting up franchises all over the country. 2354 01:49:32,245 --> 01:49:33,712 Was I asleep? 2355 01:49:33,780 --> 01:49:35,111 [Crowd Fighting] 2356 01:49:35,181 --> 01:49:36,705 Had I slept? 2357 01:49:36,783 --> 01:49:38,341 Is Tyler my bad dream, 2358 01:49:38,418 --> 01:49:40,352 or am I Tyler's? 2359 01:49:40,420 --> 01:49:41,819 Man: We’ve just heard the stories. 2360 01:49:41,888 --> 01:49:43,116 What kind of stories? 2361 01:49:43,189 --> 01:49:44,679 Like, nobody knows what he looks like. 2362 01:49:44,758 --> 01:49:45,690 He has facial 2363 01:49:45,759 --> 01:49:46,691 reconstructive surgery 2364 01:49:46,760 --> 01:49:47,852 every 3 years. 2365 01:49:47,927 --> 01:49:50,225 That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 2366 01:49:50,296 --> 01:49:52,730 Is it true about Fight Club in Miami? 2367 01:49:52,799 --> 01:49:55,131 Is Mr. Durden building an army? 2368 01:49:55,201 --> 01:49:56,828 I was living in a state 2369 01:49:56,903 --> 01:49:59,064 of perpetual déjà vu. 2370 01:49:59,139 --> 01:50:00,731 Everywhere I went, 2371 01:50:00,807 --> 01:50:03,207 I felt I'd already been there. 2372 01:50:03,276 --> 01:50:07,212 It was like following an invisible man. 2373 01:50:07,280 --> 01:50:09,373 The smell of dried blood, 2374 01:50:09,449 --> 01:50:13,749 dirty, bare footprints circling each other, 2375 01:50:13,820 --> 01:50:17,221 that aroma of old sweat, like fried chicken. 2376 01:50:17,290 --> 01:50:19,019 The feel of a floor still warm 2377 01:50:19,092 --> 01:50:20,684 from the fight the night before. 2378 01:50:20,760 --> 01:50:24,696 I was always just one step behind Tyler. 2379 01:50:24,764 --> 01:50:27,164 [Voices Murmuring] 2380 01:50:27,233 --> 01:50:29,224 Men: His name is Robert Paulson. 2381 01:50:29,302 --> 01:50:31,668 His name is Robert Paulson. 2382 01:50:31,738 --> 01:50:32,670 His-- 2383 01:50:35,508 --> 01:50:36,839 Welcome back, sir. 2384 01:50:38,411 --> 01:50:39,571 How have you been? 2385 01:50:41,314 --> 01:50:42,474 do you know me? 2386 01:50:43,550 --> 01:50:45,040 Is this a test, sir? 2387 01:50:45,118 --> 01:50:47,018 No, this is not a test. 2388 01:50:47,086 --> 01:50:50,817 You were in here last Thursday. 2389 01:50:50,890 --> 01:50:52,289 Thursday? 2390 01:50:52,358 --> 01:50:53,290 You were standing 2391 01:50:53,359 --> 01:50:54,724 exactly where you are now, 2392 01:50:54,794 --> 01:50:57,524 asking how good security is. 2393 01:50:57,597 --> 01:50:58,894 It's tight as a drum, sir. 2394 01:51:01,434 --> 01:51:03,800 Who do you think I am? 2395 01:51:03,870 --> 01:51:06,430 Are you sure this isn't a test? 2396 01:51:06,506 --> 01:51:08,440 No, this is not a test. 2397 01:51:08,508 --> 01:51:11,909 You're Mr. Durden. 2398 01:51:11,978 --> 01:51:14,538 You're the one who gave me this. 2399 01:51:15,682 --> 01:51:16,910 Please return your seat backs 2400 01:51:16,983 --> 01:51:19,645 to their full, upright and locked position. 2401 01:51:26,526 --> 01:51:28,084 [Telephone Rings] 2402 01:51:29,496 --> 01:51:30,428 [Rings] 2403 01:51:30,497 --> 01:51:31,429 Yeah? 2404 01:51:31,498 --> 01:51:32,430 Marla, it's me. 2405 01:51:32,499 --> 01:51:33,727 Have we ever done it? 2406 01:51:33,800 --> 01:51:34,732 Done what? 2407 01:51:34,801 --> 01:51:35,927 Have we ever had sex? 2408 01:51:36,002 --> 01:51:38,163 What kind of stupid question is that? 2409 01:51:38,238 --> 01:51:39,603 Is it stupid because the answer's yes, 2410 01:51:39,672 --> 01:51:40,639 or because the answer's no? 2411 01:51:40,707 --> 01:51:42,174 Is this a trick? 2412 01:51:42,242 --> 01:51:43,504 No, Marla, I need to know-- 2413 01:51:43,576 --> 01:51:44,736 You mean you want to know if I think 2414 01:51:44,811 --> 01:51:47,279 we were just having sex or making love? 2415 01:51:47,347 --> 01:51:49,508 We did make love. 2416 01:51:49,582 --> 01:51:50,742 Is that what you're calling it? 2417 01:51:50,817 --> 01:51:52,079 Just answer the question, 2418 01:51:52,151 --> 01:51:53,083 Marla, please! 2419 01:51:53,152 --> 01:51:54,141 Did we do it or not? 2420 01:51:54,220 --> 01:51:55,744 You fuck me, then snub me. 2421 01:51:55,822 --> 01:51:56,846 You love me, you hate me. 2422 01:51:56,923 --> 01:51:58,322 You show me a sensitive side, 2423 01:51:58,391 --> 01:51:59,881 then you turn into a total asshole. 2424 01:51:59,959 --> 01:52:00,983 Is that a pretty accurate description 2425 01:52:01,060 --> 01:52:02,425 of our relationship, Tyler? 2426 01:52:02,495 --> 01:52:05,157 We have just lost cabin pressure. 2427 01:52:05,231 --> 01:52:06,163 What did you just say? 2428 01:52:06,232 --> 01:52:07,256 What is wrong with you? 2429 01:52:07,333 --> 01:52:08,595 What did you call me? Say my name! 2430 01:52:08,668 --> 01:52:10,636 Tyler Durden. Tyler Durden, 2431 01:52:10,703 --> 01:52:12,330 you fucking freak. What's going on? 2432 01:52:12,405 --> 01:52:13,337 I'm coming over. 2433 01:52:13,406 --> 01:52:14,395 No, wait, Marla, I'm not there-- 2434 01:52:14,474 --> 01:52:15,406 [Dial Tone] 2435 01:52:16,609 --> 01:52:18,372 You broke your promise. 2436 01:52:18,444 --> 01:52:19,433 Jesus, Tyler. 2437 01:52:19,512 --> 01:52:21,173 You fuckin' talked to her about me. 2438 01:52:21,247 --> 01:52:22,976 Tyler, what the fuck is going on here? 2439 01:52:23,049 --> 01:52:24,744 I asked you for one thing, 2440 01:52:24,817 --> 01:52:26,512 one simple thing. 2441 01:52:26,586 --> 01:52:27,780 Why do people think that I'm you? 2442 01:52:29,455 --> 01:52:30,649 Answer me! 2443 01:52:34,394 --> 01:52:35,326 Sit. 2444 01:52:38,731 --> 01:52:39,663 Now answer me. 2445 01:52:39,732 --> 01:52:41,222 Why do people think that I'm you? 2446 01:52:42,535 --> 01:52:43,524 I think you know. 2447 01:52:43,603 --> 01:52:45,127 No, I don't. 2448 01:52:45,204 --> 01:52:46,262 Yes, you do. 2449 01:52:46,339 --> 01:52:49,001 Why would anyone possibly confuse you with me? 2450 01:52:50,176 --> 01:52:52,906 Uh...l... I don't know. 2451 01:52:56,716 --> 01:52:58,081 You got it. 2452 01:52:58,151 --> 01:52:59,584 No. 2453 01:52:59,652 --> 01:53:00,619 Do not fuck with us. 2454 01:53:00,687 --> 01:53:01,876 Say it. 2455 01:53:03,378 --> 01:53:05,141 Because... 2456 01:53:06,581 --> 01:53:07,639 Say it. 2457 01:53:09,550 --> 01:53:11,415 Because we're the same person. 2458 01:53:11,486 --> 01:53:13,647 That's right. 2459 01:53:13,721 --> 01:53:15,882 We are the all-singing, all dancing-- 2460 01:53:15,957 --> 01:53:17,481 I don't understand this. 2461 01:53:17,558 --> 01:53:18,490 You were looking for a way 2462 01:53:18,559 --> 01:53:19,685 to change your life. 2463 01:53:19,761 --> 01:53:22,059 You could not do this on your own. 2464 01:53:22,130 --> 01:53:24,030 All the ways you wish you could be, 2465 01:53:24,098 --> 01:53:25,656 that's me. 2466 01:53:26,734 --> 01:53:27,996 I look like you wanna look, 2467 01:53:28,069 --> 01:53:29,229 I fuck like you wanna fuck, 2468 01:53:29,304 --> 01:53:30,669 I am smart, capable, 2469 01:53:30,738 --> 01:53:32,899 and most importantly, I am free 2470 01:53:32,974 --> 01:53:34,498 in all the ways that you are not. 2471 01:53:34,575 --> 01:53:35,564 Oh, no. 2472 01:53:35,643 --> 01:53:36,575 Tyler's not here. 2473 01:53:36,644 --> 01:53:37,576 Tyler went away. 2474 01:53:37,645 --> 01:53:38,577 - Tyler's gone. - What? 2475 01:53:38,646 --> 01:53:40,079 This is impossible. 2476 01:53:40,148 --> 01:53:41,706 - No. - This is crazy. 2477 01:53:41,783 --> 01:53:43,114 People do it every day. 2478 01:53:43,184 --> 01:53:44,515 They talk to themselves. 2479 01:53:44,585 --> 01:53:46,746 They see themselves as they'd like to be. 2480 01:53:46,821 --> 01:53:48,755 They don't have the courage you have, 2481 01:53:48,823 --> 01:53:50,017 to just run with it. 2482 01:53:53,861 --> 01:53:55,726 Naturally, you're still wrestling with it, 2483 01:53:55,797 --> 01:53:57,264 so sometimes you're still you. 2484 01:53:57,332 --> 01:53:59,129 We should do this again sometime. 2485 01:53:59,200 --> 01:54:02,067 Other times, you imagine yourself watching me. 2486 01:54:02,136 --> 01:54:03,467 If this is your first night at Fight Club, 2487 01:54:03,538 --> 01:54:04,630 you have to fight. 2488 01:54:04,706 --> 01:54:06,037 Little by little, 2489 01:54:06,107 --> 01:54:09,406 you’re just letting yourself become... 2490 01:54:09,477 --> 01:54:11,877 Tyler Durden. 2491 01:54:11,946 --> 01:54:12,970 You are not your job, 2492 01:54:13,047 --> 01:54:14,742 or how much money you have in the bank! 2493 01:54:14,816 --> 01:54:15,976 No, you have a house. 2494 01:54:16,050 --> 01:54:17,244 Rented in your name. 2495 01:54:17,318 --> 01:54:19,252 You have jobs, you have a whole life. 2496 01:54:19,320 --> 01:54:20,912 You have night jobs because you can't sleep. 2497 01:54:20,989 --> 01:54:22,820 Or you stay up and make soap. 2498 01:54:22,890 --> 01:54:24,414 Marla--You're fucking Marla, Tyler. 2499 01:54:24,492 --> 01:54:26,460 Uh, technically, you're fucking Marla. 2500 01:54:26,527 --> 01:54:27,824 But it's all the same to her. 2501 01:54:30,164 --> 01:54:31,654 Oh, my God. 2502 01:54:32,734 --> 01:54:34,725 Now you see our dilemma. 2503 01:54:34,802 --> 01:54:36,827 She knows too much. 2504 01:54:37,972 --> 01:54:39,030 I think we're going to have to talk 2505 01:54:39,107 --> 01:54:42,304 about how this might compromise our goals. 2506 01:54:42,377 --> 01:54:45,403 Wh--What are you saying? 2507 01:54:45,480 --> 01:54:47,141 This is-- This is bullshit. 2508 01:54:47,215 --> 01:54:48,705 This is bullshit. 2509 01:54:48,783 --> 01:54:49,750 I'm not listening to this. 2510 01:54:49,817 --> 01:54:50,749 You are insane. 2511 01:54:50,818 --> 01:54:52,649 No, you're insane. 2512 01:54:52,720 --> 01:54:55,245 And we simply do not have time for this crap. 2513 01:54:57,825 --> 01:54:59,690 It's called a changeover. 2514 01:54:59,761 --> 01:55:01,285 The movie goes on, 2515 01:55:01,362 --> 01:55:02,795 and nobody in the audience 2516 01:55:02,864 --> 01:55:04,422 has any idea. 2517 01:55:17,412 --> 01:55:18,344 Woman: Sir! 2518 01:55:18,413 --> 01:55:19,744 Are you checking out? 2519 01:55:19,814 --> 01:55:21,008 Yeah, uh, b-bill me. 2520 01:55:21,082 --> 01:55:22,743 I need you to initial this list 2521 01:55:22,817 --> 01:55:23,909 of phone calls, please. 2522 01:55:27,922 --> 01:55:29,082 When were these made? 2523 01:55:29,157 --> 01:55:30,351 It says right there, sir, 2524 01:55:30,425 --> 01:55:31,983 between 2:00 and 3:30 this morning. 2525 01:55:32,060 --> 01:55:33,391 No, I w-- 2526 01:55:37,298 --> 01:55:38,356 Have I been going to bed 2527 01:55:38,433 --> 01:55:39,695 earlier every night? 2528 01:55:39,767 --> 01:55:41,792 Have I been sleeping later? 2529 01:55:43,771 --> 01:55:46,797 Have I been Tyler longer and longer? 2530 01:55:50,344 --> 01:55:51,276 Is anybody here? 2531 01:55:54,348 --> 01:55:57,181 Déjà vu all over again. 2532 01:55:58,252 --> 01:55:59,184 Yeah, with enough soap, 2533 01:55:59,253 --> 01:56:00,652 we could blow up just about anything. 2534 01:56:03,825 --> 01:56:05,850 Oh, my God. 2535 01:56:08,963 --> 01:56:09,930 Man On Telephone: 1 888. 2536 01:56:09,997 --> 01:56:11,259 I'm sorry, who am I calling? 2537 01:56:11,332 --> 01:56:13,300 1 888 Franklin. This is Maintenance. 2538 01:56:15,403 --> 01:56:16,836 Hello? 2539 01:56:16,904 --> 01:56:17,836 Hello? 2540 01:56:17,905 --> 01:56:19,770 1 888 Franklin Street? 2541 01:56:19,841 --> 01:56:22,935 Yes. Can I help you? 2542 01:56:25,246 --> 01:56:26,873 Hello? 2543 01:56:26,948 --> 01:56:28,074 Yeah, yeah. 2544 01:56:28,149 --> 01:56:29,411 Uh, I need to talk to your supervisor 2545 01:56:29,484 --> 01:56:30,416 right away. 2546 01:56:30,485 --> 01:56:31,417 Speaking. 2547 01:56:31,486 --> 01:56:32,418 OK, listen to me. 2548 01:56:32,487 --> 01:56:33,681 I think something really terrible 2549 01:56:33,754 --> 01:56:34,721 is about to happen at your building. 2550 01:56:34,789 --> 01:56:35,778 You have got-- 2551 01:56:35,857 --> 01:56:37,085 It's under control, sir. 2552 01:56:38,459 --> 01:56:39,426 Excuse me? 2553 01:56:39,494 --> 01:56:41,052 Don't worry about us, sir. 2554 01:56:41,129 --> 01:56:42,528 We're solid. 2555 01:56:46,167 --> 01:56:47,464 Man On Telephone: 21 60. 2556 01:56:55,409 --> 01:56:56,433 Marla! Marla! 2557 01:56:56,511 --> 01:56:58,502 Hey--Fuck!--Wait! 2558 01:56:59,580 --> 01:57:01,275 Wait, I gotta talk to you! 2559 01:57:01,349 --> 01:57:02,509 Marla, Marla! 2560 01:57:02,583 --> 01:57:03,675 Your whacked-out bald freaks 2561 01:57:03,751 --> 01:57:05,218 hit me with a fucking broom! 2562 01:57:05,286 --> 01:57:06,947 They almost broke my arm! 2563 01:57:07,021 --> 01:57:08,648 They were burning their fingertips with lye, 2564 01:57:08,723 --> 01:57:09,712 the stink was unbelievable. 2565 01:57:09,790 --> 01:57:10,722 Look--Look, listen, 2566 01:57:10,791 --> 01:57:11,723 it's gonna take a tremendous act 2567 01:57:11,792 --> 01:57:12,724 of faith on your part, 2568 01:57:12,793 --> 01:57:13,760 but you've got to hear me out. 2569 01:57:13,828 --> 01:57:15,728 Oh, here comes an avalanche of bullshit. 2570 01:57:15,796 --> 01:57:17,263 A little more faith than that. 2571 01:57:21,636 --> 01:57:22,568 No, listen, I don't want to hear 2572 01:57:22,637 --> 01:57:23,569 anything you have to say. 2573 01:57:23,638 --> 01:57:25,697 You have every right to be... 2574 01:57:25,773 --> 01:57:27,832 Um, I'll just have a coffee, thanks. 2575 01:57:27,909 --> 01:57:30,844 Sir, anything you order is free of charge, sir. 2576 01:57:30,912 --> 01:57:32,971 Why is it free of charge? 2577 01:57:33,047 --> 01:57:34,139 Don't--Don't ask. 2578 01:57:34,215 --> 01:57:35,273 Whatever. 2579 01:57:35,349 --> 01:57:37,977 I'll have the clam chowder, the fried chicken 2580 01:57:38,052 --> 01:57:39,144 with the baked potato with everything, 2581 01:57:39,220 --> 01:57:40,687 and a chocolate chiffon pie. 2582 01:57:40,755 --> 01:57:42,848 Clean food, please. 2583 01:57:42,924 --> 01:57:44,687 In that case, sir, may I advise against 2584 01:57:44,759 --> 01:57:45,987 the lady eating the clam chowder? 2585 01:57:46,060 --> 01:57:48,051 No clam chowder, thank you. 2586 01:57:50,264 --> 01:57:51,788 You've got about 30 seconds. 2587 01:57:54,535 --> 01:57:55,467 Marla, I know that I've been acting 2588 01:57:55,536 --> 01:57:56,730 very, very strange. 2589 01:57:56,804 --> 01:57:58,965 OK, I know that it's got to seem 2590 01:57:59,040 --> 01:58:00,098 Like there's 2 sides to me-- 2591 01:58:00,174 --> 01:58:01,106 2 sides? 2592 01:58:01,175 --> 01:58:02,472 You're Dr.Jekyll and Mr.Jackass. 2593 01:58:02,543 --> 01:58:03,475 I deserve that, but-- 2594 01:58:03,544 --> 01:58:04,704 I've come to realize something 2595 01:58:04,779 --> 01:58:05,711 very, very important. 2596 01:58:05,780 --> 01:58:06,838 What? 2597 01:58:06,914 --> 01:58:08,347 The full extent of our relationship 2598 01:58:08,416 --> 01:58:10,475 wasn't really clear to me up until now, 2599 01:58:10,551 --> 01:58:11,745 for reasons I'm not going to go into, 2600 01:58:11,819 --> 01:58:13,252 but the important thing is, I know 2601 01:58:13,321 --> 01:58:14,515 that I haven't been treating you so nice. 2602 01:58:14,589 --> 01:58:15,521 Yeah, whatever. 2603 01:58:15,590 --> 01:58:16,557 No, no-- 1 5 seconds. 2604 01:58:16,624 --> 01:58:17,818 1 5 seconds, please, please. 2605 01:58:17,892 --> 01:58:19,723 1 5 seconds, don't open your mouth. 2606 01:58:19,794 --> 01:58:22,354 I'm trying to tell you that I'm sorry. 2607 01:58:22,430 --> 01:58:23,624 Because what I've come to realize 2608 01:58:23,698 --> 01:58:26,462 is that I really like you, Marla. 2609 01:58:27,668 --> 01:58:28,965 You do? 2610 01:58:29,036 --> 01:58:30,560 I really do. 2611 01:58:30,638 --> 01:58:31,605 I care about you 2612 01:58:31,672 --> 01:58:32,696 and I don't want anything bad 2613 01:58:32,773 --> 01:58:35,333 to happen to you because of me. 2614 01:58:35,409 --> 01:58:38,105 Marla, your life is in danger. 2615 01:58:39,247 --> 01:58:40,179 What? 2616 01:58:40,248 --> 01:58:42,648 You need to leave town for a while. 2617 01:58:42,717 --> 01:58:43,979 Get out of any major city 2618 01:58:44,051 --> 01:58:45,177 and just go camping or something. 2619 01:58:45,253 --> 01:58:46,311 You're an insane person. 2620 01:58:46,387 --> 01:58:47,479 No, no, I've involved you 2621 01:58:47,555 --> 01:58:49,352 in something terrible that's about to happen. 2622 01:58:49,423 --> 01:58:50,856 No. Shut up, 2623 01:58:50,925 --> 01:58:52,085 shut up! 2624 01:58:55,296 --> 01:58:57,025 Listen, I tried, Tyler. 2625 01:58:57,098 --> 01:58:58,258 I really tried. 2626 01:58:58,332 --> 01:58:59,264 I know you did. 2627 01:58:59,333 --> 01:59:01,301 There are things about you I like. 2628 01:59:01,369 --> 01:59:02,859 You're smart, you're funny, 2629 01:59:02,937 --> 01:59:05,303 you're spectacular in bed. 2630 01:59:05,373 --> 01:59:08,536 But you're intolerable. 2631 01:59:08,609 --> 01:59:11,510 You have very serious emotional problems. 2632 01:59:11,579 --> 01:59:13,342 Deep-seated problems for which you should seek 2633 01:59:13,414 --> 01:59:14,745 professional help. 2634 01:59:14,815 --> 01:59:16,214 I know, and I'm sorry. 2635 01:59:16,284 --> 01:59:17,148 Yeah, you're sorry, I'm sorry, 2636 01:59:17,218 --> 01:59:18,344 everyone's sorry. But... 2637 01:59:19,887 --> 01:59:21,582 I can't do this anymore. 2638 01:59:22,690 --> 01:59:24,214 I can't. 2639 01:59:24,292 --> 01:59:25,281 And I won't. 2640 01:59:26,861 --> 01:59:27,885 I'm gone. 2641 01:59:29,597 --> 01:59:30,529 You can't leave, Marla, 2642 01:59:30,598 --> 01:59:32,267 you're not safe! 2643 01:59:36,171 --> 01:59:37,103 No! Leave me alone! 2644 01:59:37,172 --> 01:59:39,037 Marla, I'm trying to protect you. 2645 01:59:39,107 --> 01:59:40,631 I don't ever want to see you again! 2646 01:59:40,709 --> 01:59:42,370 That's fine, if that's what it takes... 2647 01:59:42,444 --> 01:59:43,775 You wait. Wait right here. 2648 01:59:44,980 --> 01:59:46,675 [Brakes Squealing] 2649 01:59:48,450 --> 01:59:49,382 Hold it right there. 2650 01:59:49,451 --> 01:59:50,383 - [Honking] - Shut up! 2651 01:59:50,452 --> 01:59:51,476 Shut up! 2652 01:59:51,553 --> 01:59:53,384 Take this money and get on this bus. 2653 01:59:53,455 --> 01:59:54,387 And I promise you 2654 01:59:54,456 --> 01:59:55,445 I will never bother you again 2655 01:59:55,524 --> 01:59:56,456 if that's what you want. 2656 01:59:56,525 --> 01:59:57,753 - [Honks] - Shut up! 2657 01:59:57,826 --> 01:59:59,157 Please get on the bus. 2658 01:59:59,227 --> 02:00:00,626 Please get on the bus! 2659 02:00:02,397 --> 02:00:03,557 Why are you doing this? 2660 02:00:03,632 --> 02:00:05,224 Because they think you're some kind of a threat. 2661 02:00:05,300 --> 02:00:06,392 I--I can't explain it right now, 2662 02:00:06,468 --> 02:00:07,400 just trust me. 2663 02:00:07,469 --> 02:00:08,401 If I see where you're going, 2664 02:00:08,470 --> 02:00:09,402 you will not be safe. 2665 02:00:09,471 --> 02:00:10,665 I'm not paying this back. 2666 02:00:10,739 --> 02:00:12,206 I consider it asshole tax. 2667 02:00:12,274 --> 02:00:14,367 That's fine. Remember, stay out of major cities 2668 02:00:14,443 --> 02:00:15,569 for at least a couple of days, OK? 2669 02:00:15,644 --> 02:00:16,576 Tyler. 2670 02:00:18,180 --> 02:00:19,511 You're the worst thing 2671 02:00:19,581 --> 02:00:20,980 that ever happened to me. 2672 02:00:28,523 --> 02:00:29,455 [Honking] 2673 02:00:36,064 --> 02:00:37,429 Hello. 2674 02:00:37,499 --> 02:00:39,091 I need you to arrest me. 2675 02:00:39,167 --> 02:00:41,465 I am the leader of a terrorist organization 2676 02:00:41,536 --> 02:00:43,834 responsible for numerous acts of vandalism, 2677 02:00:43,905 --> 02:00:45,600 and assault all over this city. 2678 02:00:46,675 --> 02:00:47,903 ...in the metropolitan area, 2679 02:00:47,976 --> 02:00:50,501 with probably a couple hundred members. 2680 02:00:50,579 --> 02:00:51,671 Chapters have sprung up 2681 02:00:51,747 --> 02:00:54,511 in 5 or 6 other major cities already. 2682 02:00:54,583 --> 02:00:57,643 This is a tightly regimented organization, 2683 02:00:57,719 --> 02:00:59,812 with many cells capable of operating 2684 02:00:59,888 --> 02:01:02,914 completely independent of central leadership. 2685 02:01:02,991 --> 02:01:05,118 Look, look, go to that house, OK? 2686 02:01:05,193 --> 02:01:07,320 1 537 Paper Street. 2687 02:01:07,396 --> 02:01:09,330 That's our headquarters. 2688 02:01:09,398 --> 02:01:11,923 In the back, buried in the garden, 2689 02:01:12,000 --> 02:01:15,094 you'll find the body of Robert Paulson. 2690 02:01:15,170 --> 02:01:17,104 In the basement, 2691 02:01:17,172 --> 02:01:18,366 you're gonna find some bathtubs 2692 02:01:18,440 --> 02:01:19,964 that have been used very recently 2693 02:01:20,041 --> 02:01:24,068 to make large quantities of nitroglycerin. 2694 02:01:24,146 --> 02:01:25,204 I believe the plan 2695 02:01:25,280 --> 02:01:27,043 is to blow up the headquarters 2696 02:01:27,115 --> 02:01:28,707 of these credit card companies, 2697 02:01:28,784 --> 02:01:30,649 and the T.R.W. building. 2698 02:01:32,387 --> 02:01:33,615 Why these buildings? 2699 02:01:33,688 --> 02:01:35,713 Why credit card companies? 2700 02:01:35,791 --> 02:01:37,622 If you erase the debt record, 2701 02:01:37,692 --> 02:01:40,183 then we all go back to zero. 2702 02:01:40,262 --> 02:01:42,287 It'll create total chaos. 2703 02:01:45,066 --> 02:01:46,055 Keep him talking. 2704 02:01:46,134 --> 02:01:47,123 I need to make a phone call. 2705 02:01:58,013 --> 02:01:59,947 I really admire what you're doing. 2706 02:02:01,616 --> 02:02:02,548 What? 2707 02:02:02,617 --> 02:02:04,812 You're a brave man to order this. 2708 02:02:04,886 --> 02:02:06,547 You're a genius, sir. 2709 02:02:06,621 --> 02:02:09,556 You said, if anyone ever interferes 2710 02:02:09,624 --> 02:02:11,387 with Project Mayhem-- even you-- 2711 02:02:11,460 --> 02:02:13,758 we gotta get his bails. 2712 02:02:15,230 --> 02:02:16,197 It's useless to fight. 2713 02:02:16,264 --> 02:02:17,390 This is really a powerful gesture, 2714 02:02:17,466 --> 02:02:18,398 Mr. Durden. 2715 02:02:18,467 --> 02:02:19,729 It'll set quite an example. 2716 02:02:19,801 --> 02:02:21,894 You're making a big mistake, fellas. 2717 02:02:21,970 --> 02:02:22,902 You said you'd say that. 2718 02:02:22,971 --> 02:02:24,438 I'm not Tyler Durden! 2719 02:02:24,506 --> 02:02:26,030 You told us you'd say that, too. 2720 02:02:26,107 --> 02:02:28,940 All right, I am Tyler Durden. 2721 02:02:29,010 --> 02:02:30,204 Listen to me, 2722 02:02:30,278 --> 02:02:31,836 I'm giving you a direct order. 2723 02:02:31,913 --> 02:02:33,904 We are aborting this mission, right now. 2724 02:02:33,982 --> 02:02:35,381 You said you would definitely say that. 2725 02:02:41,590 --> 02:02:42,614 Are you fucking out of your minds? 2726 02:02:42,691 --> 02:02:43,988 You're police officers! 2727 02:02:46,995 --> 02:02:48,121 Somebody timing this? 2728 02:02:48,196 --> 02:02:49,128 No! No! 2729 02:02:49,197 --> 02:02:50,721 Keep your mouth shut! 2730 02:02:50,799 --> 02:02:51,731 [Knock On Door] 2731 02:02:51,800 --> 02:02:52,732 Shit. 2732 02:02:55,504 --> 02:02:56,471 Yeah? 2733 02:02:56,538 --> 02:02:57,562 Hey, you know, some of this information 2734 02:02:57,639 --> 02:02:58,901 checks out. 2735 02:02:58,974 --> 02:03:00,532 Let's go over to that house 2736 02:03:00,609 --> 02:03:01,667 on Paper Street. 2737 02:03:01,743 --> 02:03:02,801 Be right there. 2738 02:03:02,878 --> 02:03:03,810 [Door Closes] 2739 02:03:03,879 --> 02:03:05,244 Hey! Wait! 2740 02:03:05,313 --> 02:03:06,541 I got him. 2741 02:03:06,615 --> 02:03:07,877 Sir, we have to do this, sir. 2742 02:03:07,949 --> 02:03:09,075 Stop fighting. 2743 02:03:09,150 --> 02:03:10,447 Where's the rubber band? 2744 02:03:10,519 --> 02:03:11,611 Get away from me! 2745 02:03:11,686 --> 02:03:12,618 Drop that fucking knife! 2746 02:03:12,687 --> 02:03:13,619 Drop it! 2747 02:03:16,858 --> 02:03:17,790 Back up. 2748 02:03:17,859 --> 02:03:18,917 Face down on the floor, 2749 02:03:18,994 --> 02:03:19,926 both of you, right now! 2750 02:03:22,497 --> 02:03:24,089 Get down on the floor! 2751 02:03:28,703 --> 02:03:30,671 First person comes out this fucking door 2752 02:03:30,739 --> 02:03:32,900 gets a--gets a lead salad, you understand? 2753 02:03:54,062 --> 02:03:54,994 [Horns Blaring] 2754 02:03:57,933 --> 02:03:59,833 Get away! Get away! 2755 02:04:12,547 --> 02:04:14,014 I ran. 2756 02:04:15,550 --> 02:04:17,279 I ran until my muscles burned 2757 02:04:17,352 --> 02:04:19,479 and my veins pumped battery acid. 2758 02:04:22,257 --> 02:04:23,918 Then I ran some more. 2759 02:05:05,533 --> 02:05:07,364 What the fuck are you doing? 2760 02:05:07,435 --> 02:05:09,027 Running around in your underpants. 2761 02:05:09,104 --> 02:05:10,401 Man, you look like a crazy person. 2762 02:05:10,472 --> 02:05:12,201 No, I'm onto you. 2763 02:05:12,273 --> 02:05:13,399 I know what's going on here. 2764 02:05:13,475 --> 02:05:14,533 Well come on, then. 2765 02:05:14,609 --> 02:05:16,099 I got us a great place to watch from. 2766 02:05:16,177 --> 02:05:17,405 [Grunting] 2767 02:05:17,479 --> 02:05:18,537 It'll be like pay-per-view. 2768 02:06:07,495 --> 02:06:08,427 Oh, Christ. 2769 02:06:08,496 --> 02:06:10,396 Now what are you doing? 2770 02:06:10,465 --> 02:06:11,557 I'm stopping this. 2771 02:06:11,633 --> 02:06:14,659 Why? Greatest thing you've ever done, man. 2772 02:06:14,736 --> 02:06:16,363 No, I can't let this happen. 2773 02:06:16,438 --> 02:06:17,962 You know there are 1 0 other bombs 2774 02:06:18,039 --> 02:06:19,506 in 1 0 other buildings. 2775 02:06:19,574 --> 02:06:20,939 God damn it, since when is Project Mayhem 2776 02:06:21,009 --> 02:06:21,941 about murder? 2777 02:06:22,010 --> 02:06:23,307 The buildings are empty. 2778 02:06:23,378 --> 02:06:24,936 Security and maintenance, all our people. 2779 02:06:25,013 --> 02:06:26,207 We're not killing anyone, man, 2780 02:06:26,281 --> 02:06:27,509 we're setting 'em free. 2781 02:06:27,582 --> 02:06:28,514 Bob is dead. 2782 02:06:28,583 --> 02:06:30,312 They shot him in the head. 2783 02:06:30,385 --> 02:06:31,647 You wanna make an omelet, 2784 02:06:31,720 --> 02:06:33,278 you gotta break some eggs. 2785 02:06:33,354 --> 02:06:34,616 No, I'm not listening to you. 2786 02:06:34,689 --> 02:06:35,747 You're not even there. 2787 02:06:43,565 --> 02:06:44,532 Wouldn't do that. 2788 02:06:44,599 --> 02:06:47,363 Not unless I knew which wires were what. 2789 02:06:47,435 --> 02:06:49,096 If you know, then I know. 2790 02:06:54,776 --> 02:06:55,708 Or... 2791 02:06:55,777 --> 02:06:56,709 maybe I knew you'd know, 2792 02:06:56,778 --> 02:06:57,802 so I spent the whole day 2793 02:06:57,879 --> 02:06:59,039 thinking about the wrong ones. 2794 02:07:07,691 --> 02:07:08,680 You think? 2795 02:07:10,728 --> 02:07:12,525 Oh, heavens no, not the green one. 2796 02:07:13,697 --> 02:07:15,028 Pull any one but the green one. 2797 02:07:20,905 --> 02:07:22,770 I asked you not to do that! 2798 02:07:28,379 --> 02:07:29,676 Tyler, get away from the van. 2799 02:07:32,716 --> 02:07:34,149 Tyler, I'm not kidding! 2800 02:07:34,218 --> 02:07:36,118 Get away from the van! 2801 02:07:36,186 --> 02:07:37,448 God damn it! 2802 02:07:38,756 --> 02:07:40,223 Whoa! 2803 02:07:40,291 --> 02:07:41,223 Whoa! 2804 02:07:44,428 --> 02:07:47,226 OK, you are now firing a gun 2805 02:07:47,298 --> 02:07:48,560 at your imaginary friend 2806 02:07:48,632 --> 02:07:51,328 near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin! 2807 02:07:53,604 --> 02:07:55,299 Look, Tyler, Tyler! 2808 02:07:58,409 --> 02:07:59,637 Ahh! 2809 02:08:08,786 --> 02:08:10,447 Aw, come on. 2810 02:08:10,521 --> 02:08:11,715 Don't go. 2811 02:08:50,361 --> 02:08:51,521 What?! 2812 02:09:37,441 --> 02:09:38,601 3 minutes. 2813 02:09:38,676 --> 02:09:40,974 This is it. 2814 02:09:41,045 --> 02:09:43,104 The beginning. 2815 02:09:43,180 --> 02:09:45,148 Ground zero. 2816 02:09:45,215 --> 02:09:47,183 I think this is about where we came in. 2817 02:09:47,251 --> 02:09:48,218 Would you like to say a few words 2818 02:09:48,285 --> 02:09:50,082 to mark the occasion? 2819 02:09:50,154 --> 02:09:51,917 [Mumbling] 2820 02:09:51,989 --> 02:09:53,183 I'm sorry? 2821 02:09:53,257 --> 02:09:55,885 I still can't think of anything. 2822 02:09:57,561 --> 02:09:59,688 Ah, flashback humor. 2823 02:10:04,902 --> 02:10:06,563 It's getting exciting now. 2824 02:10:08,939 --> 02:10:09,963 2 and 1 /2. 2825 02:10:10,040 --> 02:10:10,972 Think of everything 2826 02:10:11,041 --> 02:10:12,565 we've accomplished, man. 2827 02:10:13,944 --> 02:10:15,775 Out these windows, we will view 2828 02:10:15,846 --> 02:10:17,438 the collapse of financial history. 2829 02:10:18,615 --> 02:10:20,981 One step closer to economic equilibrium. 2830 02:10:35,933 --> 02:10:37,298 Why is she here? 2831 02:10:37,367 --> 02:10:39,301 Tying up loose ends. 2832 02:10:39,369 --> 02:10:42,463 Marla: Put me down, you bald-headed fucks! 2833 02:10:42,539 --> 02:10:43,767 I'm begging you, 2834 02:10:43,841 --> 02:10:44,773 please don't do this. 2835 02:10:44,842 --> 02:10:45,774 I'm not doing this. 2836 02:10:45,843 --> 02:10:47,538 We are doing this. 2837 02:10:47,611 --> 02:10:48,669 This is what we want. 2838 02:10:48,746 --> 02:10:50,805 No, I don't want this. 2839 02:10:50,881 --> 02:10:54,009 Right, except you is meaningless now. 2840 02:10:54,084 --> 02:10:55,745 We have to forget about you. 2841 02:10:55,819 --> 02:10:58,083 Jesus, you're a voice in my head. 2842 02:10:58,155 --> 02:10:59,452 You're a voice in mine. 2843 02:10:59,523 --> 02:11:00,990 You're a fucking hallucination, 2844 02:11:01,058 --> 02:11:02,184 why can't I get rid of you? 2845 02:11:02,259 --> 02:11:03,191 You need me. 2846 02:11:03,260 --> 02:11:05,388 No, I don't, I really don't anymore. 2847 02:11:05,522 --> 02:11:06,546 Hey, you created me. 2848 02:11:06,623 --> 02:11:08,386 I didn't create some loser alter ego 2849 02:11:08,458 --> 02:11:09,925 to make myself feel better. 2850 02:11:09,993 --> 02:11:11,051 Take some responsibility. 2851 02:11:11,127 --> 02:11:12,321 I do. 2852 02:11:12,395 --> 02:11:14,386 I am responsible for all of it, 2853 02:11:14,464 --> 02:11:15,556 and I accept that. 2854 02:11:15,632 --> 02:11:17,896 So please, I'm begging you, 2855 02:11:17,967 --> 02:11:19,628 please call this of f. 2856 02:11:21,971 --> 02:11:23,836 Have I ever let us down? 2857 02:11:25,308 --> 02:11:27,606 How far have you come because of me? 2858 02:11:33,550 --> 02:11:35,541 I will bring us through this. 2859 02:11:35,618 --> 02:11:37,552 As always, 2860 02:11:37,620 --> 02:11:39,815 I will carry you, kicking and screaming, 2861 02:11:39,889 --> 02:11:42,016 and in the end, you will thank me. 2862 02:11:42,091 --> 02:11:43,991 Tyler. 2863 02:11:44,060 --> 02:11:46,255 Tyler, I'm grateful to you 2864 02:11:46,329 --> 02:11:47,591 for everything 2865 02:11:47,664 --> 02:11:48,653 that you've done for me. 2866 02:11:48,731 --> 02:11:50,289 But this is too much. 2867 02:11:50,366 --> 02:11:51,890 I don't want this. 2868 02:11:51,968 --> 02:11:52,900 What do you want?! 2869 02:11:52,969 --> 02:11:54,231 Want to go back to the shit-job, 2870 02:11:54,304 --> 02:11:56,772 fucking condo world, watching sitcoms? 2871 02:11:56,840 --> 02:11:58,808 Fuck you. I won't do it. 2872 02:11:58,875 --> 02:12:01,537 Oh, God, this can't be happening. 2873 02:12:01,611 --> 02:12:04,079 It's already done, so shut up. 2874 02:12:04,147 --> 02:12:05,079 60 seconds. 2875 02:12:05,148 --> 02:12:06,513 Can you see alright? 2876 02:12:09,352 --> 02:12:10,785 I can figure this out. 2877 02:12:10,854 --> 02:12:12,412 I can figure this out, this isn't even real. 2878 02:12:12,489 --> 02:12:14,480 You're not real, that gun isn't-- 2879 02:12:14,557 --> 02:12:16,320 That gun isn't even in your hand. 2880 02:12:17,861 --> 02:12:19,351 The gun's in my hand. 2881 02:12:24,968 --> 02:12:27,368 Hey, good for you. Doesn't change a thing. 2882 02:12:36,279 --> 02:12:38,975 Why do you want to put a gun to your head? 2883 02:12:39,048 --> 02:12:41,881 Not my head, Tyler. 2884 02:12:41,951 --> 02:12:43,714 Our head. 2885 02:12:45,455 --> 02:12:46,854 Interesting. 2886 02:12:50,226 --> 02:12:52,990 Where are you going with this, I KEA boy? 2887 02:12:59,769 --> 02:13:03,227 Hey, it's you and me. 2888 02:13:06,209 --> 02:13:07,141 Friends. 2889 02:13:09,178 --> 02:13:10,110 Tyler... 2890 02:13:13,116 --> 02:13:16,017 I want you to really listen to me. 2891 02:13:16,085 --> 02:13:17,017 OK. 2892 02:13:20,056 --> 02:13:21,717 My eyes are open. 2893 02:13:39,542 --> 02:13:41,442 What's that smell? 2894 02:13:55,758 --> 02:13:57,191 [Elevator Bell Dings] 2895 02:14:01,698 --> 02:14:03,256 Where is everybody? 2896 02:14:03,333 --> 02:14:04,527 I don't know, what's goin' on? 2897 02:14:05,602 --> 02:14:06,864 Mr. Durden! 2898 02:14:07,937 --> 02:14:09,302 Oh, my God. 2899 02:14:09,372 --> 02:14:10,304 Sir? 2900 02:14:14,844 --> 02:14:15,970 Are you, uh... 2901 02:14:16,045 --> 02:14:17,876 Are you alright, sir? 2902 02:14:17,947 --> 02:14:19,175 Oh, yeah, I'm OK. 2903 02:14:19,248 --> 02:14:20,180 You look terrible, sir. 2904 02:14:20,249 --> 02:14:21,910 What happened? 2905 02:14:21,985 --> 02:14:24,180 Oh, nothing. It's no problem. 2906 02:14:24,253 --> 02:14:26,016 Oh, no, no, sir, he's not kidding. 2907 02:14:26,089 --> 02:14:27,249 You look really awful. 2908 02:14:27,323 --> 02:14:28,483 You need medical assistance. 2909 02:14:28,558 --> 02:14:30,025 - I'm fine. - Ugh. 2910 02:14:30,093 --> 02:14:31,082 Look, I'm fine. 2911 02:14:31,160 --> 02:14:33,651 Everything's fine. 2912 02:14:33,730 --> 02:14:37,097 [Marla Shouting] 2913 02:14:37,166 --> 02:14:39,191 Let--Let her go. 2914 02:14:39,268 --> 02:14:40,257 Christ almighty! 2915 02:14:40,336 --> 02:14:42,201 You! 2916 02:14:42,271 --> 02:14:44,705 Hi, Marla. 2917 02:14:45,775 --> 02:14:46,742 Leave her with me, 2918 02:14:46,809 --> 02:14:47,741 get your stuff, 2919 02:14:47,810 --> 02:14:48,742 I'll meet you downstairs. 2920 02:14:48,811 --> 02:14:49,743 Are you sure? 2921 02:14:49,812 --> 02:14:51,780 Yes, I'm sure. 2922 02:14:52,949 --> 02:14:54,917 You fucker! 2923 02:14:54,984 --> 02:14:55,916 What kind of sick fucking game 2924 02:14:55,985 --> 02:14:56,917 are you playing now, 2925 02:14:56,986 --> 02:14:57,918 putting me on a fucking bu-- 2926 02:14:57,987 --> 02:14:59,887 Oh, my God, your face! 2927 02:14:59,956 --> 02:15:01,389 Yeah, I know. 2928 02:15:06,195 --> 02:15:08,129 What happened? 2929 02:15:08,197 --> 02:15:09,357 Don't ask. 2930 02:15:09,432 --> 02:15:10,364 You're shot. 2931 02:15:10,433 --> 02:15:11,798 Yes, I'm shot. 2932 02:15:11,868 --> 02:15:13,392 Oh, my God. 2933 02:15:13,469 --> 02:15:14,902 I can't believe he's standing. 2934 02:15:14,971 --> 02:15:16,404 One tough motherfucker. 2935 02:15:20,276 --> 02:15:22,141 Who did this? 2936 02:15:22,211 --> 02:15:24,736 I did, actually. 2937 02:15:24,814 --> 02:15:26,213 Find some gauze. 2938 02:15:28,217 --> 02:15:30,276 You shot yourself? 2939 02:15:30,353 --> 02:15:31,411 Yes, but it's OK. 2940 02:15:31,487 --> 02:15:33,045 Marla, look at me. 2941 02:15:33,122 --> 02:15:35,386 I'm really OK. 2942 02:15:35,458 --> 02:15:37,426 Trust me. 2943 02:15:37,493 --> 02:15:39,222 Everything's gonna be fine. 2944 02:15:52,308 --> 02:15:54,105 You met me at a very strange time 2945 02:15:54,177 --> 02:15:55,439 in my life. 2946 02:15:57,480 --> 02:15:58,970 *With your feet on the air* 2947 02:15:59,048 --> 02:16:01,539 *And your head on the ground * 2948 02:16:04,787 --> 02:16:09,121 *Try this trick and spin it, yeah * 2949 02:16:10,326 --> 02:16:12,089 *Your head'll collapse * 2950 02:16:12,161 --> 02:16:13,890 * if there's nothing in it * 2951 02:16:13,963 --> 02:16:15,225 *And you'll ask yourself* 2952 02:16:15,998 --> 02:16:17,156 *Where is my mind? * 2953 02:16:17,156 --> 02:16:18,851 *Where is my mind? * 2954 02:16:18,925 --> 02:16:20,893 *Where is my mind? * 2955 02:16:20,960 --> 02:16:24,896 *Where is my mind? * 2956 02:16:32,872 --> 02:16:38,936 *Way out in the water, see it swimming * 2957 02:16:44,750 --> 02:16:48,481 * I was swimming in the Caribbean * 2958 02:16:51,457 --> 02:16:56,895 *Animals were hiding behind the rock* 2959 02:16:56,963 --> 02:16:59,056 * Except for little fish * 2960 02:16:59,131 --> 02:17:00,462 *When they told me east is west * 2961 02:17:00,533 --> 02:17:02,694 *Trying to talk to me, coy koi * 2962 02:17:02,768 --> 02:17:05,737 *Where is my mind? * 2963 02:17:05,805 --> 02:17:07,705 *Where is my mind? * 2964 02:17:07,773 --> 02:17:12,176 *Where is my mind? * 2965 02:17:19,518 --> 02:17:26,287 *Way out in the water, see it swimming * 2966 02:17:39,605 --> 02:17:40,970 *With your feet on the air* 2967 02:17:41,040 --> 02:17:43,634 *And your head on the ground * 2968 02:17:46,646 --> 02:17:50,446 *Try this trick and spin it, yeah * 2969 02:17:52,151 --> 02:17:55,678 *Your head'll collapse if there's nothing in it * 2970 02:17:55,755 --> 02:17:57,814 *And you'll ask yourself* 2971 02:17:57,890 --> 02:18:00,415 *Where is my mind? * 2972 02:18:00,493 --> 02:18:02,757 *Where is my mind? * 2973 02:18:02,828 --> 02:18:07,060 *Where is my mind? * 2974 02:18:14,373 --> 02:18:20,937 *Way out in the water, see it swimming * 2975 02:18:21,305 --> 02:19:21,491 Who are the real-world Illuminati ? 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