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Who are the real-world Illuminati ?
Find out @ saveanilluminati.com

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People are always asking me
if I know Tyler Durden.

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Three minutes.

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This is it. Ground zero.

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Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion?

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With a gun barrel between your teeth,
you speak only in vowels.

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I can't think of anything.

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For a second I totally forget about
Tyler's whole controlled demolition thing

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and I wonder how clean that gun is.

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Getting exciting now.

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That old thing,
how you always hurt the one you love.

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Well, it works both ways.

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We have front row seats
for this theatre of Mass Destruction.

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The Demolitions Committee
of Project Mayhem

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wrapped the foundation columns
of a dozen buildings with blastin gelatin.

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In two minutes,
primary charges will blow base charges

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and a few blocks will be reduced
to smouldering rubble.

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I know this, because Tyler knows this.

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Two and a half.
Think of everything we've accomplished.

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Suddenly I realise that all of this:
the gun, the bombs, the revolution...

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has got something to do
with a girl named Marla Singer.

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Bob. Bob had bitch tits.

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This was a support group
for men with testicular cancer.

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The big moosie slobbering all overme,
that was Bob.

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We're still men.

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Yes, we're men.

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Men is what we are.

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Eight month ago, Bob's testicles were removed.
Then hormone therapy.

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He developed bitch tits because
his testosterone was too high

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and his body upped the estrogen.

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- That was where I fit...
- They're gonna have to open my pecs again
and drain the fluid.

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..between those huge sweating tits

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that hung enormous,
the way you'd think of God's as big.

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OK, you cry now.

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No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier.

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For six months, I couldn't sleep.

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I couldn't sleep.

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With insomnia, nothing's real.

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Everything's far away.

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Everything is a copy, of a copy,

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of a copy.

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When deep space exploration ramps up,
it'll be the corporations that name everything:

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The IBM Stellar Sphere.

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The Microsoft Galaxy.

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Planet Starbucks.

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Gonna need you out-of-town a little more this week.
We've got some "red-flags" to cover.

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It must have been Tuesday.
He was wearing his "cornflower-blue" tie.

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You want me to de-prioritize my current reports
until you advise of a status upgrade?

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Make these your primary "action items".
Here are your flight coupons.
Call me from the road if there are any snags.

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He was full of pep.
Must've had his grande latte enema.

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Like so many others, I had become
a slave to the IKEA nesting instinct.

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Yes. I'd like to order

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the Erika Peccary dust ruffles.

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- Please hold.
- If I saw something clever,

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like coffee table in the shape of a yin and yang,
I had to have it.

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The Klipske personal office unit,

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The Hovertrekke home exer-bike.

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Or the Johannshamnh sofa
with the Strinne green stripe pattern.

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Even the Rislampa wire lamps of
environmentally-friendly unbleached paper.

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I would flip through catalogs and wonder

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"What kind of dining set
defines me as a person?"

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I had it all. Even the glass dishes
with tiny bubbles and imperfections,

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proof that they were crafted by the honest,
simple, hard-working, indigenous peoples of...

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- Please hold.
- ..wherever.

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We used to read pornography.

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Now it was the Horchow Collection.

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- No. You can't die from insomnia.
- What about narcolepsy?

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I nod off, I wake up in strange places.

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I have no idea how I got there.

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- You need to lighten up.
- Can you please just give me something?

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Red and blue Tuinal lipstick-red seconals.

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No. You need healthy, natural sleep.

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Chew some valerian root
and get some more exercise.

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Hey, come on.

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- I'm in pain.
- You wanna see pain?

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Swing by First Methodist, Tuesday nights.

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See the guys with testicular cancer.

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That's pain.

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I always wanted three kids...
two boys and a girl.

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Mindy wanted two girls and a boy.

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We never could agree on anything.

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Well, I... She...

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She had her first child last week.

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A girl.

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With... With her... With her new husband.

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Fuck!

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Thank God, you know...

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I'm glad for her.

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Because she deserves it...

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Everyone, let's thank Thomas
for sharing himself with us.

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Thank you, Thomas.

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I look around this room,
and I see a lot of courage.

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And that gives me strength.

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We give each other strength.

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It's time for the one-on-ones.

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So let's all of us follow Thomas's good example
and really open ourselves.

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Could you find a partner?

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And this is how I met the big moosie.

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His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears.

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Knees together, those awkward little steps.

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- My name is Bob.
- Bob?

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Bob had been a champion body-builder.

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You know that chest expansion program
you see on late night TV?

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That was his idea.

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I was a juicer.

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You know, using steroids?

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Diabonol and

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Wisterol.

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Oh, they use that on racehorses,
for Christsakes.

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And now I'm bankrupt.

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I'm divorced.

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My two grown kids

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won't even return my phone calls.

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Strangers with this kind of honesty
make me go a big rubbery one.

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Go ahead,... Cornelius.

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You can cry.

117
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And then... something happened.
I let go.

118
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That's really good.

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Lost in oblivion.

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Dark and silent and complete.

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I found freedom.
Losing all hope was freedom.

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It's OK.

123
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Babies don't sleep this well.

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I became addicted.

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If I didn't say anything

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people always assumed the worst.

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They cried harder... then I cried harder.

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Now we're going to open the green door,
the heart chakra...

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I wasn't really dying.

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I wasn't host to cancer or parasites.

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I was the warm little centre
that the life of this world crowded around.

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Imagine your pain
as a white ball of healing light.

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It moves over your body, healing you.

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Now keep this going. Remember to breathe

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and step forward
through the back door of the room.

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Where does it lead?

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To your cave.

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Step forward

139
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into your cave.

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That's right.

141
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You're going deeper into your cave.

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And you're going to find

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your power animal.

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Slide.

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Every evening I died.

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And every evening I was born again.

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Resurrected.

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Bob loved me because he thought
my testicles were removed too.

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Being there, pressed agains these tits,

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ready to cry.

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This was my vacation.

152
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And she

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ruined everything.

154
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This is cancer, right?

155
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This chick, Marla Singer,

156
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did not have testicular cancer.

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She was a liar.

158
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She had no diseases at all.

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I had seen her at "Free And Clear",
my blood parasites group, Thursdays.

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Then at Hope,
my bimonthly sickle cell circle.

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And again, at "Seize The Day",
my tuberculosis, Friday night.

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Marla,

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the big tourist.

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Her lie reflected my lie.

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And suddenly, I felt nothing.

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I couldn't cry. So once again,

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I couldn't sleep.

168
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Next group, after guided meditation,

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after we open our heart chakras,
when it's time to hug,

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I'm gonna grab that little bitch,
Marla Singer, and scream.

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Marla, you liar!
You big tourist, I need this! Now, get out!

172
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I hadn't slept in four days.

173
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We'll just let that dry...

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When you have insomnia,
you're never really asleep.

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And you're never really awake.

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To begin tonight's communion,

177
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Chloe would like to say a few words.

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Oh, yeah. Chloe.

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Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton
would look if you made it smile and walk around

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a party being extra nice to everybody.

181
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Well, I'm still here.

182
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But I don't know for how long.

183
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That's as much certainty
as anyone can give me.

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But I've got some good news.

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I no longer have any fear of death.

186
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But... I am in a pretty lonely place.

187
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No one will have sex with me.

188
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I'm so close to the end,
and all I want is to get laid for the last time.

189
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I have pornographic movies
in my apartment,

190
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- and lubricants and amyl nitrite.
- Thank you, Chloe.

191
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Everyone, let's thank Chloe.

192
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Thank you, Chloe.

193
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Now, let's ready ourselves
for guided meditation.

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You're standing at the entrance of your cave.

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You step inside your cave and you walk...

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If I did have a tumour, I'd name it Marla.

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Marla.

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The little scratch on the roof of your mouth
that would heal if you could stop tonguing it.

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But you can't.

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..deeper into your cave as you walk.

201
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You feel a healing energy all around you.

202
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Now find your power animal.

203
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Slide.

204
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OK. Let's partner up.

205
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Pick someone special to you tonight.

206
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Hey.

207
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- We need to talk.
- Sure.

208
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- I'm onto you.
- What?

209
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Yeah. You're a faker. You're not dying.

210
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Sorry?

211
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In the Tibetan philosophy, Sylvia Plath
sense of the word, I know we're all dying.

212
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- But you're not dying the way Chloe back there is dying.
- So?

213
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So you're a tourist.

214
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I've seen you. I saw you at melanoma,
I saw you at tuberculosis.

215
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I saw you at testicular cancer!

216
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I saw you practising this.

217
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- Practising what?
- Telling me off.

218
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Is it going as well as you hoped,... "Rupert"?

219
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I'll expose you.

220
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Go ahead. I'll expose you.

221
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Come together. Let yourselves cry.

222
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Oh, God. Why are you doing this?

223
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It's cheaper than a movie
and there's free coffee.

224
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Look, this is important. OK?
These are my groups.

225
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I've been coming here for over a year.

226
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- Why do you do it?
- I don't know.

227
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When people think you're dying, they really,
really listen to you instead of just...

228
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Instead of just waiting for their turn to speak.

229
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Yeah. Yeah.

230
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Share yourself... completely.

231
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Look, you don't want to get into this.

232
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- It becomes an addiction.
- Really?

233
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I'm not kidding. I can't cry
if there's another faker person, and I need this.

234
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You got to find somewhere else to go.

235
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Candy-stripe a cancer ward.
It's not my problem.

236
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No, wait a second. Hold on.

237
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We'll split up the week, OK?

238
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You take lymphoma and tuberculosis.

239
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You take tuberculosis.
My smoking doesn't go over at all.

240
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OK. Good. Fine.
Testicular cancer should be no contest.

241
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Well, technically. I have more of a right 
to be there than you. You still have your balls.

242
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- You're kidding.
- I don't know. Am I?

243
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No. No.

244
00:16:28,535 --> 00:16:31,049
- What do you want?
- I'll take the parasites.

245
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You can't have both parasites.
Take the blood parasites.

246
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- I want brain parasites.
- I'll take the blood parasites and organic brain dementia.

247
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- I want that.
- You can't have the whole brain.

248
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So far, you have four. I only have two.

249
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OK. Take blood parasites. They're yours.

250
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Now we both have three...

251
00:16:51,975 --> 00:16:54,535
Hey! You left half your clothes.

252
00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:12,445
- What, are you selling those?
- Yes!

253
00:17:12,535 --> 00:17:14,526
I'm selling some clothes!

254
00:17:14,615 --> 00:17:16,606
So! We each have three. That's six.

255
00:17:16,695 --> 00:17:19,414
What about the seventh day?
I want ascending bowel cancer.

256
00:17:19,495 --> 00:17:21,486
The girl had done her homework.

257
00:17:21,575 --> 00:17:23,566
No. No. I want bowel cancer.

258
00:17:24,215 --> 00:17:26,206
That's your favourite too?

259
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:29,651
- Tried to slip it by me, eh?
- Look, we're gonna split it. OK?

260
00:17:29,735 --> 00:17:31,726
Take the first and third Sunday of the month.

261
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:35,892
Deal.

262
00:17:38,375 --> 00:17:40,605
Looks like this is goodbye.

263
00:17:40,695 --> 00:17:42,731
Let's not make a big thing out of it. OK?

264
00:17:42,815 --> 00:17:45,170
How's this for not making a big thing?

265
00:17:48,495 --> 00:17:50,247
Hey, Marla!

266
00:17:50,535 --> 00:17:52,605
Marla!

267
00:17:52,695 --> 00:17:55,163
Maybe we should exchange numbers.

268
00:17:55,255 --> 00:17:57,086
Should we?

269
00:17:57,175 --> 00:18:01,088
- We might wanna switch nights.
- OK.

270
00:18:06,055 --> 00:18:08,489
This is how I met Marla Singer.

271
00:18:10,135 --> 00:18:14,208
Marla's philosophy of life
was that she might die at any moment.

272
00:18:14,295 --> 00:18:16,490
The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't.

273
00:18:16,575 --> 00:18:20,454
It doesn't have your name!
Who are you? Cornelius? Rupert?

274
00:18:20,535 --> 00:18:24,323
Travis? Any of the stupid names
you give each night?

275
00:18:27,175 --> 00:18:29,166
You wake up at SeaTac.

276
00:18:29,255 --> 00:18:32,088
S.F.O.
L.A.X.

277
00:18:32,175 --> 00:18:34,450
You wake up at O'Hare.

278
00:18:34,535 --> 00:18:36,571
Dallas Fort Worth.

279
00:18:36,655 --> 00:18:38,532
B.W.I.

280
00:18:38,615 --> 00:18:42,244
Pacific. Mountain. Central.
Lose an hour. Gain an hour.

281
00:18:42,335 --> 00:18:46,044
The check-in for that flight
doesn't begin for another two hours, sir.

282
00:18:46,135 --> 00:18:49,286
This is your life,
and it's ending one minute at a time.

283
00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:52,253
You wake up at Air Harbor International.

284
00:18:53,615 --> 00:18:57,290
If you wake up at a different time,
in a different place,

285
00:18:57,375 --> 00:18:59,935
could you wake up as a different person?

286
00:19:00,015 --> 00:19:02,006
Everywhere I travel,

287
00:19:02,095 --> 00:19:04,245
tiny life.

288
00:19:04,335 --> 00:19:06,769
Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream.

289
00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:08,573
Single pat of butter.

290
00:19:08,655 --> 00:19:11,374
The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit.

291
00:19:11,455 --> 00:19:13,332
Shampoo-conditioner combos.

292
00:19:13,415 --> 00:19:17,124
Sample-package mouthwash.
Tiny bars of soap.

293
00:19:18,535 --> 00:19:20,924
The people I meet on each flight,

294
00:19:21,015 --> 00:19:23,051
they're single-serving friends.

295
00:19:23,135 --> 00:19:26,684
Between take off and landing,
we have our time together.

296
00:19:26,775 --> 00:19:28,925
That's all we get.

297
00:19:29,015 --> 00:19:30,846
Welcome!

298
00:19:32,855 --> 00:19:36,848
On a long enough time line,
the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

299
00:19:36,935 --> 00:19:40,530
I was a recall coordinator.
My job was to apply the formula.

300
00:19:40,615 --> 00:19:42,890
Here's where the infant went through the windshield.
Three points.

301
00:19:42,975 --> 00:19:46,888
A new car built by my company
leaves somewhere travelling at 60mph.

302
00:19:46,975 --> 00:19:48,966
The rear differential locks up.

303
00:19:49,975 --> 00:19:52,443
The teenager's braces are wrapped around
the backseat ashtray.

304
00:19:52,535 --> 00:19:54,810
Might make a good anti-smoking ad.

305
00:19:54,895 --> 00:19:58,251
The car crashes and burns
with everyone trapped inside.

306
00:19:58,335 --> 00:20:00,530
Now, should we initiate a recall?

307
00:20:00,615 --> 00:20:02,606
The father must have been huge.

308
00:20:02,695 --> 00:20:05,767
See how the fat burnt into the driver's seat
with the polyester shirt?

309
00:20:05,855 --> 00:20:07,766
Very modern art.

310
00:20:07,855 --> 00:20:10,244
Take the number of vehicles in the field, A.

311
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:12,929
Multiply it by the probable rate of failure, B.

312
00:20:13,015 --> 00:20:16,644
Multiply the result by
the average out-of-court settlement, C.

313
00:20:16,735 --> 00:20:18,726
A x B x C

314
00:20:18,935 --> 00:20:20,766
equals X.

315
00:20:20,855 --> 00:20:23,323
If X is less than the cost of a recall,

316
00:20:23,415 --> 00:20:25,371
we don't do one.

317
00:20:25,455 --> 00:20:28,527
Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?

318
00:20:28,615 --> 00:20:30,446
You wouldn't believe.

319
00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:34,289
Which car company do you work for?

320
00:20:34,375 --> 00:20:36,366
A major one.

321
00:20:38,775 --> 00:20:42,529
Every time the plane banked too sharply
on takeoff or landing,

322
00:20:42,615 --> 00:20:45,766
I prayed for a crash or a mid-air collision.

323
00:20:46,415 --> 00:20:47,894
Anything.

324
00:20:56,415 --> 00:20:59,964
Life insurance pays off triple
if you die on a business trip.

325
00:21:02,815 --> 00:21:05,966
"If you are seated in an emergency exit row",
yeah...

326
00:21:06,055 --> 00:21:09,411
"and if you would be unable or unwilling
to perform the duties"

327
00:21:09,495 --> 00:21:13,773
listed on the safety card, please
ask a flight attendant to reseat you."

328
00:21:15,495 --> 00:21:17,451
It's a lot of responsibility.

329
00:21:17,535 --> 00:21:19,651
Wanna switch seats?

330
00:21:19,735 --> 00:21:23,045
No. I'm not sure
I'm the man for that particular job.

331
00:21:23,135 --> 00:21:27,333
An exit-door procedure at 30,000ft.
Mm-hmm.

332
00:21:27,415 --> 00:21:29,406
The illusion of safety.

333
00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:31,646
Yeah. I guess so.

334
00:21:31,735 --> 00:21:34,533
You know why they
put oxygen masks on planes?

335
00:21:34,615 --> 00:21:38,972
- So you can breathe.
- Oxygen gets you high.

336
00:21:40,055 --> 00:21:43,445
In a catastrophic emergency,
you take giant panicked breaths.

337
00:21:43,535 --> 00:21:45,924
Suddenly you become euphoric, docile.

338
00:21:46,015 --> 00:21:48,210
You accept your fate.

339
00:21:48,815 --> 00:21:50,771
It's all right here.

340
00:21:50,855 --> 00:21:53,892
Emergency water landing, 600mph.

341
00:21:53,975 --> 00:21:56,694
Blank faces. Calm as Hindu cows.

342
00:21:56,775 --> 00:21:58,766
That's...

343
00:21:59,935 --> 00:22:02,130
That's an interesting theory.

344
00:22:04,055 --> 00:22:06,091
- What do you do?
- What do you mean?

345
00:22:06,175 --> 00:22:08,166
What do you do for a living?

346
00:22:08,255 --> 00:22:11,292
Why? So you can pretend like
you are interested?

347
00:22:13,855 --> 00:22:15,254
OK.

348
00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:18,088
You have a kind of sick
desperation in your laugh.

349
00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:23,206
We have the exact same briefcase.

350
00:22:24,015 --> 00:22:25,926
Soap.

351
00:22:26,015 --> 00:22:29,564
- Sorry?
- I make and I sell soap.

352
00:22:29,655 --> 00:22:31,930
The yardstick of civilisation.

353
00:22:32,455 --> 00:22:34,332
And this is how I met...

354
00:22:34,415 --> 00:22:36,167
Tyler Durden.

355
00:22:36,255 --> 00:22:41,283
Did you know if you mixed equal parts of
gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate,
you could make napalm?

356
00:22:41,375 --> 00:22:44,208
- No, I did not know that. Is that true?
- That's right.

357
00:22:44,295 --> 00:22:47,970
One can make all kinds of explosives
using simple household items.

358
00:22:48,055 --> 00:22:50,410
- Really?
- If one were so inclined.

359
00:22:55,175 --> 00:23:00,044
Tyler, you are by far the most interesting
single-serving friend I have ever met.

360
00:23:01,855 --> 00:23:05,814
- Everything on a plane is single-serving...
- Oh, I get it. It's very clever.

361
00:23:05,895 --> 00:23:07,374
Thank you.

362
00:23:07,455 --> 00:23:09,491
How's it working out for you?

363
00:23:09,575 --> 00:23:12,214
- What?
- Being clever?

364
00:23:12,295 --> 00:23:14,570
Great.

365
00:23:14,655 --> 00:23:17,533
Keep it up, then. Right up.

366
00:23:18,655 --> 00:23:20,725
Now a question of etiquette.

367
00:23:20,815 --> 00:23:23,693
As I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

368
00:23:30,455 --> 00:23:32,685
How I came to live with Tyler is...

369
00:23:32,775 --> 00:23:36,848
Airlines have this policy
about vibrating luggage.

370
00:23:44,255 --> 00:23:48,692
- Was it ticking?
- Actually, throwers don't worry about ticking
'cause modern bombs don't tick.

371
00:23:48,775 --> 00:23:51,812
- Sorry, throwers?
- Baggage handlers.

372
00:23:51,895 --> 00:23:54,045
But when a suitcase vibrates,

373
00:23:54,135 --> 00:23:56,729
the throwers have got to call the police.

374
00:23:56,815 --> 00:24:00,171
- My suitcase was vibrating?
- Nine times out of ten

375
00:24:00,255 --> 00:24:02,246
it's an electric razor.

376
00:24:02,335 --> 00:24:04,371
But... every once in a while

377
00:24:07,175 --> 00:24:09,166
it's a dildo.

378
00:24:09,895 --> 00:24:13,808
Of course, it's company policy never to imply
ownership in the event of a dildo.

379
00:24:13,895 --> 00:24:17,604
We have to use the indefinite article,
a dildo, never

380
00:24:17,695 --> 00:24:19,686
your dildo.

381
00:24:19,775 --> 00:24:21,766
I don't own...

382
00:24:24,335 --> 00:24:27,327
I had everything in that suitcase.
My C.K. shirts.

383
00:24:27,415 --> 00:24:30,452
My D.K.N.Y. shoes. My A.X. ties.

384
00:24:32,055 --> 00:24:34,285
Never mind.

385
00:24:36,095 --> 00:24:38,689
Hey! That's my car!

386
00:24:44,775 --> 00:24:46,652
Home was a condo on the 15th floor

387
00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:49,647
of a filing cabinet
for widows and young professionals.

388
00:24:49,735 --> 00:24:52,249
The walls were solid concrete.

389
00:24:52,335 --> 00:24:54,326
A foot of concrete is important

390
00:24:54,415 --> 00:24:58,488
when your next-door neighbour lets her hearing
aid gonad has to watch games show at full volume.

391
00:24:58,575 --> 00:25:02,284
Or when a volcanic blast of debris
that used to be your furniture and personal effects

392
00:25:02,375 --> 00:25:06,254
blows out of your floor-to-ceiling windows
and sails flaming into the night.

393
00:25:12,455 --> 00:25:14,650
I suppose these things happen.

394
00:25:26,975 --> 00:25:28,966
There's... nothing up there.

395
00:25:29,055 --> 00:25:32,286
You can't go into the unit. Police orders.

396
00:25:40,615 --> 00:25:43,049
Do you have somebody you can call?

397
00:25:43,135 --> 00:25:45,171
How embarrassing.

398
00:25:45,255 --> 00:25:48,008
A house full of condiments and no food.

399
00:25:57,055 --> 00:26:00,684
The police would later tell me that
the pilot light might have gone out

400
00:26:01,655 --> 00:26:04,488
letting out just a little bit of gas.

401
00:26:04,575 --> 00:26:06,725
That gas could have slowly filled the condo.

402
00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:10,205
17-handred square feet with high ceilings,
for days and days.

403
00:26:18,055 --> 00:26:21,684
Then the refrigerator's compressor
could have clicked on.

404
00:26:22,735 --> 00:26:24,726
Yeah?

405
00:26:27,695 --> 00:26:29,686
I can hear you breathing...

406
00:26:38,015 --> 00:26:41,769
If you ask me now,
I couldn't tell you why I called him.

407
00:27:23,255 --> 00:27:25,371
- Hello?
- Who's this?

408
00:27:27,535 --> 00:27:29,526
- Tyler?
- Who is this?

409
00:27:31,015 --> 00:27:33,131
We met... We met on the airplane.

410
00:27:33,215 --> 00:27:35,365
We had the same suitcase?

411
00:27:35,455 --> 00:27:37,446
The clever guy?

412
00:27:37,535 --> 00:27:39,765
Oh, yeah. Right.

413
00:27:41,695 --> 00:27:44,255
I called a second ago. There was no answer.

414
00:27:44,335 --> 00:27:48,328
- I'm at a payphone.
- Yeah, I *69'd you. I never pick up my phone.

415
00:27:51,015 --> 00:27:53,006
So what's up?

416
00:27:53,655 --> 00:27:55,611
Well.

417
00:27:55,695 --> 00:27:57,686
You're not gonna believe this.

418
00:27:59,735 --> 00:28:01,851
You know, it could be worse.

419
00:28:01,935 --> 00:28:05,530
A woman could cut off your penis while you sleep
and toss it out of the window of a moving car.

420
00:28:06,375 --> 00:28:09,492
There's always that. I don't know.

421
00:28:09,575 --> 00:28:12,567
When you buy furniture,
you tell yourself, that's it.

422
00:28:12,655 --> 00:28:14,646
That's the last sofa I'm gonna need.

423
00:28:14,735 --> 00:28:17,408
Whatever else happens,
I've got the sofa problem handled.

424
00:28:17,495 --> 00:28:20,805
I had it all.
I had a stereo that was very decent.

425
00:28:20,895 --> 00:28:24,285
A wardrobe that was getting very respectable.

426
00:28:24,375 --> 00:28:26,445
I was close to being complete.

427
00:28:26,535 --> 00:28:28,969
- Shit, man. Now it's all gone.
- All gone.

428
00:28:29,055 --> 00:28:31,694
All gone.

429
00:28:32,895 --> 00:28:34,851
Do you know what a duvet is?

430
00:28:34,935 --> 00:28:37,688
- A comforter.
- It's a blanket.

431
00:28:37,775 --> 00:28:41,609
Just a blanket. Why do guys
like you and I know what a duvet is?

432
00:28:41,695 --> 00:28:45,688
Is this essential to our survival
in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word?

433
00:28:45,775 --> 00:28:47,333
No.

434
00:28:47,415 --> 00:28:49,326
What are we, then?

435
00:28:49,415 --> 00:28:51,883
I don't know. Consumers.

436
00:28:51,975 --> 00:28:53,966
Right. We're consumers.

437
00:28:54,055 --> 00:28:57,206
We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession.

438
00:28:57,295 --> 00:29:01,049
Murder, crime, poverty.
These things don't concern me.

439
00:29:01,135 --> 00:29:04,411
What concerns me are celebrity magazines,

440
00:29:04,495 --> 00:29:06,486
television with 500 channels,

441
00:29:06,575 --> 00:29:09,135
some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine.

442
00:29:09,215 --> 00:29:11,206
Viagra. Olestra.

443
00:29:11,295 --> 00:29:14,014
- Martha Stewart.
- Fuck Martha Stewart.

444
00:29:14,095 --> 00:29:17,451
Martha's polishes on the brass of the Titanic.
It's all going down, man.

445
00:29:17,535 --> 00:29:21,130
So fuck off with your sofa units
and Strinne green stripe patterns.

446
00:29:21,215 --> 00:29:24,366
I say never be complete.

447
00:29:24,455 --> 00:29:26,411
I say stop being perfect.

448
00:29:26,495 --> 00:29:28,451
I say let's evolve.

449
00:29:28,535 --> 00:29:30,730
Let the chips fall where they may.

450
00:29:32,815 --> 00:29:34,806
But that's me, and I could be wrong.

451
00:29:34,895 --> 00:29:36,886
Maybe it's a terrible tragedy.

452
00:29:36,975 --> 00:29:39,364
It's just stuff. Not a tragedy...

453
00:29:39,455 --> 00:29:43,050
You did lose a lot of versatile solutions
for modern living.

454
00:29:43,135 --> 00:29:45,603
Fuck, you're right. I don't smoke.

455
00:29:48,855 --> 00:29:52,450
My insurance is probably gonna cover it, so...

456
00:29:54,815 --> 00:29:56,851
What?

457
00:29:56,935 --> 00:29:59,927
The things you own end up owning you.

458
00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:05,126
Do what you like, man.

459
00:30:05,815 --> 00:30:08,170
Oh, it's late.

460
00:30:08,255 --> 00:30:10,849
- Hey, thanks for the beer.
- Yeah, man.

461
00:30:10,935 --> 00:30:12,926
I should find a hotel.

462
00:30:13,655 --> 00:30:15,646
What?

463
00:30:15,735 --> 00:30:17,293
What?

464
00:30:17,375 --> 00:30:19,366
- A hotel?
- Yeah.

465
00:30:19,455 --> 00:30:22,413
- Just ask, man.
- What are you talking about?

466
00:30:22,495 --> 00:30:26,090
Oh, God. Three pitchers of beer
and you still can't ask.

467
00:30:27,055 --> 00:30:28,613
What?

468
00:30:28,695 --> 00:30:31,255
You called me
because you needed a place to stay.

469
00:30:31,335 --> 00:30:34,611
- Oh, hey. No, no, no.
- Yes, you did. So just ask.

470
00:30:34,695 --> 00:30:37,163
Cut the foreplay and just ask, man.

471
00:30:38,895 --> 00:30:41,045
Would... Would that be a problem?

472
00:30:41,135 --> 00:30:43,126
Is it a problem for you to ask?

473
00:30:44,095 --> 00:30:46,245
- Can I stay at your place?
- Yeah.

474
00:30:47,575 --> 00:30:49,566
Thanks.

475
00:30:53,535 --> 00:30:56,413
- I want you to do me a favour.
- Yeah, sure.

476
00:30:56,495 --> 00:30:58,804
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

477
00:30:58,895 --> 00:31:00,772
What?

478
00:31:00,855 --> 00:31:04,530
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

479
00:31:04,615 --> 00:31:07,413
Let me tell you a little bit about Tyler Durden.

480
00:31:07,615 --> 00:31:09,845
Tyler was a night person.

481
00:31:09,935 --> 00:31:12,085
While the rest of us were sleeping, he worked.

482
00:31:12,175 --> 00:31:15,212
He had one part-time job as a projectionist.

483
00:31:15,295 --> 00:31:18,173
A movie doesn't come all on one big reel.
It comes on a few.

484
00:31:18,255 --> 00:31:21,804
So someone has to be there to switch
the projectors at the exact moment

485
00:31:21,895 --> 00:31:25,012
that one reel ends and the next one begins.

486
00:31:25,095 --> 00:31:28,849
If you look for it you can see little dots coming into
the upper right hand corner of the screen.

487
00:31:28,935 --> 00:31:31,529
In the industry, we call them cigarette burns.

488
00:31:31,615 --> 00:31:33,606
That's the cue for a changeover.

489
00:31:33,695 --> 00:31:38,246
He flips the projectors, movie keeps right on
going and nobody in the audience has any idea.

490
00:31:38,335 --> 00:31:40,485
Why would anyone want this shitjob?

491
00:31:40,575 --> 00:31:43,612
Because it affords him other
interesting opportunities.

492
00:31:43,695 --> 00:31:47,085
Like splicing single frames of pornography
into family films.

493
00:31:47,175 --> 00:31:51,965
So when the snooty cat and the courageous
dog, with the celebrity voices,
meet for the first time in reel three,

494
00:31:52,055 --> 00:31:56,094
that's when you'll catch a flash
of Tyler's contribution in the film.

495
00:32:02,695 --> 00:32:05,209
Nobody knows that they saw it but they did.

496
00:32:05,295 --> 00:32:07,729
Nice, big cock.

497
00:32:12,335 --> 00:32:15,008
Even a hummingbird
couldn't catch Tyler at work.

498
00:32:20,095 --> 00:32:24,930
Tyler also works sometimes as a banquet
waiter at the luxurious Pressman hotel.

499
00:32:29,415 --> 00:32:33,294
He was the guerrilla terrorist
of the food service industry.

500
00:32:33,375 --> 00:32:35,570
Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch.

501
00:32:35,655 --> 00:32:39,887
Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque,
he farted on meringues,
he sneezed on braised endive,

502
00:32:39,975 --> 00:32:42,409
and as for the cream of mushroom soup... well...

503
00:32:42,495 --> 00:32:44,451
Go ahead, tell 'em.

504
00:32:44,535 --> 00:32:46,446
You get the idea.

505
00:32:46,655 --> 00:32:49,727
- Well, what do you want me to do?
You just want me to hit you?
- Come on. Do me this one favour.

506
00:32:49,815 --> 00:32:53,046
- Why?
- I don't know. Never been in a fight. You?

507
00:32:53,135 --> 00:32:56,969
- No. But that's a good thing.
-  No, it is not! How much can you know about yourself
if you've never been in a fight?

508
00:32:57,055 --> 00:32:59,285
I don't wanna die without any scars.

509
00:32:59,375 --> 00:33:03,493
- Come on. Hit me, before I lose my nerve.
- Oh, God. This is crazy.

510
00:33:03,575 --> 00:33:05,770
So go crazy! Let it rip.

511
00:33:05,855 --> 00:33:08,415
- I don't know about this.
- I don't either.

512
00:33:08,495 --> 00:33:11,453
Who gives a shit? No one's watching.
What do you care?

513
00:33:11,535 --> 00:33:13,890
This is crazy. You want me to hit you?!

514
00:33:13,975 --> 00:33:15,966
That's right.

515
00:33:16,055 --> 00:33:19,127
- Where? Like, in the face?
- Surprise me.

516
00:33:21,215 --> 00:33:23,206
This is so fucking stupid.

517
00:33:33,655 --> 00:33:35,725
Motherfucker!

518
00:33:35,815 --> 00:33:37,806
He hit me in the ear!

519
00:33:37,895 --> 00:33:40,967
- Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.
- Ow, Christ!

520
00:33:41,055 --> 00:33:43,046
- Why the ear, man?
- I fucked it up.

521
00:33:43,135 --> 00:33:44,773
No, that was perfect.

522
00:33:57,135 --> 00:33:59,171
No, it's all right.

523
00:33:59,975 --> 00:34:01,966
It really hurts.

524
00:34:02,415 --> 00:34:04,406
Right.

525
00:34:04,735 --> 00:34:06,851
Hit me again.

526
00:34:06,935 --> 00:34:08,971
No, you hit me. Come on!

527
00:34:25,215 --> 00:34:27,604
We should do this again sometime.

528
00:34:39,895 --> 00:34:42,011
- Where's your car?
- What car?

529
00:34:52,095 --> 00:34:54,370
I don't know how Tyler found that house

530
00:34:54,455 --> 00:34:56,605
but he said he'd been there for a year.

531
00:34:56,695 --> 00:34:59,448
It looked like it was waiting to be torn down.

532
00:34:59,535 --> 00:35:01,844
Most of the windows were boarded up.

533
00:35:01,935 --> 00:35:07,055
There was no lock on the front door from
where the police, or whoever, kicked it in.

534
00:35:07,135 --> 00:35:09,126
The stairs were ready to collapse.

535
00:35:09,215 --> 00:35:11,649
I didn't know if he owned it or he was squatting.

536
00:35:11,735 --> 00:35:14,124
Neither would have surprised me.

537
00:35:14,975 --> 00:35:16,966
Yep. That's you.

538
00:35:17,055 --> 00:35:19,523
That's me. That's the toilet. Good?

539
00:35:19,615 --> 00:35:21,606
Yeah, thanks.

540
00:35:21,695 --> 00:35:23,526
What a shit hole.

541
00:35:23,615 --> 00:35:25,492
Nothing worked.

542
00:35:28,975 --> 00:35:32,763
Turning on one light meant
another light in the house went out.

543
00:35:32,855 --> 00:35:36,450
There were no neighbours.
Just some warehouses and a papermill.

544
00:35:36,535 --> 00:35:40,369
That fart smell of steam,
the hamster cage smell of wood chips.

545
00:35:42,055 --> 00:35:44,330
What have we here?

546
00:35:58,535 --> 00:36:00,571
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.

547
00:36:11,095 --> 00:36:14,053
Every time it rained, we had to kill the power.

548
00:36:14,895 --> 00:36:18,126
By the end of the first month,
I didn't miss TV.

549
00:36:19,135 --> 00:36:22,332
I didn't even mind the warm, stale refrigerator.

550
00:36:34,215 --> 00:36:36,206
Can I be next?

551
00:36:40,455 --> 00:36:42,446
All right, man.

552
00:36:42,535 --> 00:36:44,446
Lose the tie.

553
00:36:48,295 --> 00:36:52,493
At night, Tyler and I were alone
for half a mile in every direction.

554
00:36:57,735 --> 00:37:01,489
Rain trickled down through
the plaster and the light fixtures.

555
00:37:01,575 --> 00:37:04,294
Everything wooden swelled and shrunk.

556
00:37:04,375 --> 00:37:07,447
Everywhere were rusted nails
to snagy our elbow on.

557
00:37:07,535 --> 00:37:10,003
The previous occupant had been a bit of shut-in.

558
00:37:10,095 --> 00:37:12,086
Hey, man. What are you reading?

559
00:37:12,175 --> 00:37:16,373
Listen to this. It's an article written
by an organ in the first person.

560
00:37:16,455 --> 00:37:19,094
"I am Jack's medulla oblongata.
Without me,

561
00:37:19,175 --> 00:37:22,485
Jack could not regulate
his heart rate, blood pressure or breathing."

562
00:37:22,575 --> 00:37:24,566
There's a whole series of these.

563
00:37:24,655 --> 00:37:26,646
"I Am Jill's Nipples."

564
00:37:28,575 --> 00:37:32,409
- "I Am Jack's Colon."
- "I Get Cancer. I Kill Jack."

565
00:37:35,535 --> 00:37:39,164
After fighting, everything else
in life got the volume turned down.

566
00:37:39,255 --> 00:37:42,725
What?

567
00:37:42,815 --> 00:37:46,205
You could deal with anything.
- Have you finished those reports?

568
00:37:50,695 --> 00:37:53,163
If you could fight anyone,
who would you fight?

569
00:37:53,255 --> 00:37:55,246
I'd fight my boss, probably.

570
00:37:55,335 --> 00:37:57,371
Really?

571
00:37:57,455 --> 00:38:00,652
- Yeah, why? Who would you fight?
- I'd fight my dad.

572
00:38:00,735 --> 00:38:02,726
I don't know my dad.

573
00:38:02,815 --> 00:38:04,646
I mean, I know him, but...

574
00:38:04,735 --> 00:38:07,010
He left when I was like six years old.

575
00:38:07,095 --> 00:38:09,973
Married this other woman
and had some other kids.

576
00:38:10,055 --> 00:38:12,046
He did this every six years.

577
00:38:12,135 --> 00:38:16,094
- He goes to a new city and starts a new family.
- Fucker's setting up franchises!

578
00:38:16,895 --> 00:38:18,886
My dad never went to college.

579
00:38:18,975 --> 00:38:22,729
- So it was real important that I go.
- That sounds familiar.

580
00:38:22,815 --> 00:38:27,093
So I graduate. Call him up long-distance
and say, "Dad, now what?"

581
00:38:27,175 --> 00:38:29,086
- He says, "Get a job."
- Same here.

582
00:38:29,175 --> 00:38:31,735
Now I'm 25. Make my yearly call again.

583
00:38:31,815 --> 00:38:33,726
"Dad, now what?"

584
00:38:33,815 --> 00:38:35,851
He says, "I don't know. Get married."

585
00:38:35,935 --> 00:38:39,245
I can't get married.

586
00:38:39,975 --> 00:38:41,966
I'm a 30-year-old boy.

587
00:38:42,055 --> 00:38:44,444
We're a generation of men raised by women.

588
00:38:44,535 --> 00:38:48,608
I'm wondering if another woman
is really the answer we need.

589
00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:57,447
Most of the week, we were Ozzie and Harriet.

590
00:38:58,295 --> 00:39:01,605
But every Saturday night,
we were finding something out.

591
00:39:02,775 --> 00:39:06,085
We were finding out more and more
that we were not alone.

592
00:39:09,855 --> 00:39:14,326
It used to be that when I came home angry
or depressed, I'd just clean my condo.

593
00:39:14,415 --> 00:39:16,406
Polish my Scandinavian furniture.

594
00:39:16,495 --> 00:39:21,330
I should have been looking for
a new condo or I should have been
haggling with my insurance company.

595
00:39:21,415 --> 00:39:25,044
I should have been upset
about my nice neat flaming little shit.

596
00:39:25,135 --> 00:39:26,966
But I wasn't.

597
00:39:27,055 --> 00:39:30,570
The basic premise of cyber netting any office
is make things more efficient.

598
00:39:30,655 --> 00:39:33,374
Monday mornings all I could do
was to think about next week.

599
00:39:33,455 --> 00:39:36,367
Can I get the icon in cornflower blue?

600
00:39:36,455 --> 00:39:37,524
Absolutely.

601
00:39:37,615 --> 00:39:40,732
Efficiency is priority No.1, people.

602
00:39:40,855 --> 00:39:43,528
Because waste is a thief.

603
00:39:43,615 --> 00:39:46,607
I showed this already to my man here.
You liked it, didn't you?

604
00:39:50,135 --> 00:39:53,889
You can swallow a pint of blood
before you get sick.

605
00:39:54,895 --> 00:39:57,045
It was right in everyone's face.

606
00:39:57,135 --> 00:39:59,205
Tyler and I just made it visible.

607
00:39:59,295 --> 00:40:01,604
It was on the tip of everyone's tongue.

608
00:40:01,695 --> 00:40:03,686
Tyler and I just gave it a name.

609
00:40:14,455 --> 00:40:16,446
Come on people, you've gotta go home!

610
00:40:37,775 --> 00:40:39,970
Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back.

611
00:41:00,055 --> 00:41:03,604
Every week,
Tyler gave the rules that he and I decided.

612
00:41:03,695 --> 00:41:05,686
Gentlemen!

613
00:41:06,415 --> 00:41:08,406
Welcome to Fight Club.

614
00:41:10,455 --> 00:41:12,525
The first rule of Fight Club is

615
00:41:12,615 --> 00:41:14,890
you do not talk about Fight Club.

616
00:41:14,975 --> 00:41:17,443
The second rule of Fight Club is

617
00:41:17,855 --> 00:41:21,165
you do not talk about Fight Club!

618
00:41:21,255 --> 00:41:23,450
Third rule of Fight Club.

619
00:41:23,535 --> 00:41:26,208
Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out,

620
00:41:26,295 --> 00:41:28,934
the fight is over. Fourth rule.

621
00:41:29,015 --> 00:41:31,245
Only two guys to a fight.

622
00:41:31,335 --> 00:41:33,132
Fifth rule.

623
00:41:33,215 --> 00:41:35,775
One fight at a time, fellas.

624
00:41:35,855 --> 00:41:38,244
Sixth rule. No shirts. No shoes.

625
00:41:38,335 --> 00:41:42,089
Seventh rule.
Fights will go on as long as they have to.

626
00:41:43,855 --> 00:41:46,323
And the eighth and final rule.

627
00:41:47,415 --> 00:41:50,487
If this is your first night at Fight Club

628
00:41:50,575 --> 00:41:52,566
you have to fight.

629
00:41:56,455 --> 00:41:58,446
This kid from work, Ricky,

630
00:41:58,535 --> 00:42:02,847
couldn't remember whether
you ordered pens with blue ink or black.

631
00:42:02,935 --> 00:42:05,244
But Ricky was a god for ten minutes

632
00:42:05,335 --> 00:42:08,532
when he trounced
the maitre d' of the local food court.

633
00:42:10,335 --> 00:42:15,455
Sometimes, all you could hear were
the flat, hard, packing sounds over the yelling.

634
00:42:19,055 --> 00:42:21,967
Or the wet choke when someone
caught their breath and sprayed...

635
00:42:22,055 --> 00:42:24,011
Stop!

636
00:42:24,095 --> 00:42:26,848
You weren't alive anywhere
like you were there.

637
00:42:26,935 --> 00:42:31,531
But Fight Club only exists in the hours
between when Fight Club starts and ends.

638
00:42:32,055 --> 00:42:34,967
Even if I could tell someone
they had a good fight,

639
00:42:35,055 --> 00:42:37,250
I wouldn't be talking to the same man.

640
00:42:37,335 --> 00:42:40,532
Who you were in Fight Club
is not who you were in the rest of the world.

641
00:42:40,615 --> 00:42:45,450
A guy came to Fight Club for the first time.
His ass was a wad of cookie dough.

642
00:42:45,535 --> 00:42:48,254
After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.

643
00:42:49,055 --> 00:42:52,127
If you could fight any celebrity,
who would you fight?

644
00:42:52,215 --> 00:42:55,207
- Alive or dead?
- Doesn't matter. Who'd be tough?

645
00:42:56,095 --> 00:42:59,087
Hemingway. You?

646
00:42:59,695 --> 00:43:02,732
Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner.

647
00:43:03,735 --> 00:43:06,807
We all started seeing things differently.

648
00:43:08,015 --> 00:43:11,246
Everywhere we went,
we were sizing things up.

649
00:43:14,455 --> 00:43:17,447
I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms,

650
00:43:17,535 --> 00:43:21,448
trying to look like how Calvin Klein
or Tommy Hilfiger said they should.

651
00:43:21,535 --> 00:43:23,571
Is that what a man looks like?

652
00:43:24,455 --> 00:43:27,174
Oh, self-improvement is masturbation.

653
00:43:27,255 --> 00:43:29,246
Now, self-destruction...

654
00:43:29,335 --> 00:43:31,246
Excuse me.

655
00:44:04,455 --> 00:44:07,527
Fight Club wasn't about winning or losing.

656
00:44:07,615 --> 00:44:09,606
It wasn't about words.

657
00:44:11,455 --> 00:44:14,811
The hysterical shouting was in tongues

658
00:44:14,895 --> 00:44:16,772
like at a Pentecostal Church.

659
00:44:21,135 --> 00:44:23,126
- Is that it?
- Stop!

660
00:44:23,215 --> 00:44:25,968
When the fight was over, nothing was solved.

661
00:44:26,055 --> 00:44:27,886
But nothing mattered.

662
00:44:27,975 --> 00:44:30,648
Cool.

663
00:44:30,735 --> 00:44:33,408
Afterwards, we all felt saved.

664
00:44:34,295 --> 00:44:36,490
Hey, man. How about next week?

665
00:44:36,575 --> 00:44:38,566
How about next month?!

666
00:44:38,655 --> 00:44:40,646
Irvine, you're in the middle.

667
00:44:40,735 --> 00:44:42,691
New guy, you too.

668
00:44:44,375 --> 00:44:46,445
Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me.

669
00:44:46,535 --> 00:44:48,526
He fell down some stairs.

670
00:44:49,175 --> 00:44:51,166
I fell down some stairs.

671
00:44:52,935 --> 00:44:57,406
Fight Club became the reason to cut
your hair short or trim your fingernails.

672
00:44:57,495 --> 00:44:59,884
OK. Any historical figure.

673
00:44:59,975 --> 00:45:01,772
I'd fight Gandhi.

674
00:45:02,375 --> 00:45:04,127
Good answer.

675
00:45:04,215 --> 00:45:06,365
- How about you?
- Lincoln.

676
00:45:06,455 --> 00:45:08,923
Lincoln?

677
00:45:09,015 --> 00:45:12,485
Big guy, big reach.
Skinny guys fight till they're burger.

678
00:45:13,335 --> 00:45:15,326
Fuck!

679
00:45:16,455 --> 00:45:19,049
Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.

680
00:45:27,775 --> 00:45:29,094
Hello?

681
00:45:29,175 --> 00:45:31,484
Where have you been the last eight weeks?

682
00:45:31,575 --> 00:45:32,803
Marla?

683
00:45:35,655 --> 00:45:38,692
- How did you find me?
- You left that forwarding number.

684
00:45:38,775 --> 00:45:41,653
I haven't seen you at any support groups.

685
00:45:41,735 --> 00:45:44,807
We split'em up.
That was the idea. Remember?

686
00:45:44,895 --> 00:45:47,614
Yeah, but you haven't been going to yours.

687
00:45:47,695 --> 00:45:51,051
- How do you know?
- I cheated.

688
00:45:51,135 --> 00:45:52,887
I found a new one.

689
00:45:53,415 --> 00:45:55,610
- Really?
- It's for men only.

690
00:45:55,695 --> 00:45:57,208
Like the testicle thing?

691
00:46:00,815 --> 00:46:02,771
Look, this is a bad time.

692
00:46:02,855 --> 00:46:05,210
I've been going to Debtor's Anonymous.

693
00:46:05,295 --> 00:46:08,685
- You want to see some really fucked up people?
- I'm just on my way out.

694
00:46:08,775 --> 00:46:11,050
Me too. I've got a stomach full of Xanax.

695
00:46:11,135 --> 00:46:13,330
I took what was left of a bottle.

696
00:46:13,415 --> 00:46:15,406
It might have been too much.

697
00:46:15,495 --> 00:46:18,965
Just picture watching Marla Singer throwing
herself around her crummy apartment.

698
00:46:19,095 --> 00:46:23,407
This isn't a for-real-suicide thing.
This is probably one of those cry-for-help thing.

699
00:46:23,495 --> 00:46:26,293
This could go on for hours.
- So you're staying in tonight, then?

700
00:46:26,375 --> 00:46:29,094
Do you wanna wait,
and hear me describe death?

701
00:46:29,175 --> 00:46:33,487
Do you wanna listen
and see if my spirit can use a phone?

702
00:46:35,655 --> 00:46:38,215
Have you ever heard a death rattle before?

703
00:47:03,415 --> 00:47:08,045
Tyler's door was closed. I'd been living here for
two months and Tyler's door was never closed.

704
00:47:12,855 --> 00:47:15,813
You won't believe this dream
I had last night.

705
00:47:15,895 --> 00:47:19,046
I can hardly believe anything about last night.

706
00:47:28,455 --> 00:47:30,332
What are you doing here?

707
00:47:32,935 --> 00:47:34,926
What?

708
00:47:35,015 --> 00:47:37,370
This is my house.
What are you doing in my house?

709
00:47:39,655 --> 00:47:41,566
Fuck you!

710
00:47:55,615 --> 00:47:58,812
Oh, you've got some fucked-up friends!
I'm telling you!

711
00:47:58,895 --> 00:48:00,806
Limber, though.

712
00:48:00,895 --> 00:48:02,806
Silly coos.

713
00:48:03,855 --> 00:48:06,449
So, I come in last night. Phone's off the hook.

714
00:48:06,535 --> 00:48:08,526
Guess who's on the other end?

715
00:48:08,615 --> 00:48:10,731
I already knew the story
before he told it to me.

716
00:48:12,935 --> 00:48:16,371
Have you ever heard a death rattle before?

717
00:48:16,455 --> 00:48:19,174
Do you think it'll live up to its name?

718
00:48:19,255 --> 00:48:22,691
Or will it just be a death hairball?

719
00:48:25,975 --> 00:48:29,809
Prepare to evacuate soul.

720
00:48:29,895 --> 00:48:31,453
Ten,

721
00:48:31,535 --> 00:48:34,208
nine,... eight...

722
00:48:34,295 --> 00:48:36,445
How could Tyler, of all people,

723
00:48:36,535 --> 00:48:40,244
think it was a bad thing
that Marla Singer was about to die?

724
00:48:40,335 --> 00:48:41,893
Five,

725
00:48:41,975 --> 00:48:43,533
four...

726
00:48:44,255 --> 00:48:46,246
Hang on.

727
00:48:51,455 --> 00:48:53,685
You got here fast.

728
00:48:55,175 --> 00:48:57,166
Did I call you?

729
00:49:07,455 --> 00:49:10,447
The mattress is all sealed in slippery plastic.

730
00:49:13,535 --> 00:49:15,844
Oh, don't worry. It's not a threat to you.

731
00:49:18,535 --> 00:49:20,332
Oh, fuck!

732
00:49:20,415 --> 00:49:22,406
Somebody called the cops.

733
00:49:33,855 --> 00:49:37,211
- Hey, where's 513?
- End of the hall.

734
00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:41,684
The girl who lives there
used to be a charming, lovely girl.

735
00:49:41,775 --> 00:49:43,845
She has lost faith in herself.

736
00:49:43,935 --> 00:49:46,654
- Miss Singer, let us help you!
- She's a monster!

737
00:49:46,735 --> 00:49:50,694
- You have every reason to live.
- She's infectious human waste!

738
00:49:50,775 --> 00:49:54,404
- Miss Singer!
- Good luck trying to save her!

739
00:49:59,015 --> 00:50:01,131
If I fall asleep,

740
00:50:01,215 --> 00:50:03,365
I'm done for.

741
00:50:05,255 --> 00:50:07,371
You're gonna have to keep me up

742
00:50:07,455 --> 00:50:09,446
all night.

743
00:50:09,535 --> 00:50:11,765
Un-fucking-believable.

744
00:50:11,855 --> 00:50:13,925
He was obviously able to handle it.

745
00:50:14,015 --> 00:50:17,564
- You know what I mean, you fucked her.
- No, I didn't.

746
00:50:17,655 --> 00:50:19,646
- Never?
- No.

747
00:50:20,575 --> 00:50:22,566
You're not into her, are you?

748
00:50:22,655 --> 00:50:24,646
No! God, not at all.

749
00:50:24,735 --> 00:50:27,249
I am Jack's raging bile duct.

750
00:50:27,335 --> 00:50:29,212
Are you sure? You can tell me.

751
00:50:29,295 --> 00:50:31,092
Believe me, I'm sure.

752
00:50:31,175 --> 00:50:34,326
- Put a gun to my head and paint
the walls with my brains.
- That's good.

753
00:50:34,415 --> 00:50:37,054
She's a predator posing as a house pet.
Stay away from that one.

754
00:50:38,935 --> 00:50:42,450
The shit that came out of
this woman's mouth, I had never heard!

755
00:50:42,535 --> 00:50:44,127
My God.

756
00:50:44,215 --> 00:50:47,446
I haven't been fucked like that
since grade school.

757
00:50:47,535 --> 00:50:49,890
How could Tyler not go for that?

758
00:50:49,975 --> 00:50:53,365
The night before last,
he was splicing sex organs into "Cinderella".

759
00:50:53,455 --> 00:50:56,128
Marla doesn't need a lover,
just a fucking case worker.

760
00:50:56,215 --> 00:50:58,729
She needs a wash.
And she's in love with sport-fucking.

761
00:50:58,815 --> 00:51:01,568
She invaded my support groups
and now she'd invaded my home.

762
00:51:01,655 --> 00:51:03,646
Hey, hey. Sit down.

763
00:51:07,575 --> 00:51:10,851
Now, listen.
I can't have you talking to her about me.

764
00:51:10,935 --> 00:51:12,687
Why would I...

765
00:51:12,775 --> 00:51:17,929
Say anything about me or what goes on
in this house to her or anybody,... we're done.

766
00:51:18,015 --> 00:51:20,575
- Now promise me.
- OK.
- You promise?

767
00:51:20,655 --> 00:51:22,691
- Yeah, I promise.
- Promise?

768
00:51:22,775 --> 00:51:26,006
- I just said, I promise! What...
- That's three times you promised.

769
00:51:27,455 --> 00:51:31,289
If only I had wasted a couple of minutes
and gone to watch Marla Singer die,

770
00:51:31,375 --> 00:51:33,366
none of this would have happened.

771
00:51:38,095 --> 00:51:40,893
Harder, yes! Oh, harder, harder!

772
00:51:47,215 --> 00:51:49,604
I could have moved to another room.

773
00:51:50,695 --> 00:51:54,370
On the third floor
where I might not have heard them.

774
00:51:54,455 --> 00:51:56,446
But I didn't.

775
00:52:19,655 --> 00:52:23,614
- What are you doing?
- Just going to bed.

776
00:52:23,695 --> 00:52:25,686
Wanna finish her off?

777
00:52:28,455 --> 00:52:31,891
- No. No, thank you.
- I've found a cigarette.

778
00:52:31,975 --> 00:52:35,172
- Who were you talking to?
- Shut up.

779
00:52:35,255 --> 00:52:38,406
I became the calm little centre of the world.

780
00:52:39,015 --> 00:52:41,006
I was the Zen master.

781
00:52:45,935 --> 00:52:47,846
I wrote little haiku poems.

782
00:52:48,455 --> 00:52:50,685
I e-mailed them to everyone.

783
00:52:50,775 --> 00:52:52,811
Is that your blood?

784
00:52:54,415 --> 00:52:56,406
Some of it, yeah.

785
00:52:56,495 --> 00:52:59,055
You can't smoke in here.

786
00:52:59,135 --> 00:53:01,126
Take the rest of the day off.

787
00:53:01,215 --> 00:53:03,649
Come back Monday with some clean clothes.

788
00:53:03,735 --> 00:53:05,726
Get yourself together.

789
00:53:06,095 --> 00:53:08,370
I got right in everyone's hostile little face.

790
00:53:08,455 --> 00:53:10,844
"Yes, these are my bruises from fighting."

791
00:53:10,935 --> 00:53:12,926
"Yes, I'm comfortable with that."

792
00:53:13,015 --> 00:53:14,812
"I am enlightened."

793
00:53:16,655 --> 00:53:21,604
You give up the condo life, give up
all your flaming worldly possessions,

794
00:53:21,695 --> 00:53:24,653
go live in a delapidated house
in the toxic waste part of town,

795
00:53:24,735 --> 00:53:28,444
and you have to come home to this.

796
00:53:38,655 --> 00:53:41,931
- Hello.
- This is Detective Stern with the Arson Unit.

797
00:53:42,015 --> 00:53:46,054
We have some new information about
the incident at your former condo.

798
00:53:46,135 --> 00:53:47,363
Yes.

799
00:53:47,455 --> 00:53:52,165
I don't know if you're aware, but it seems that
someone sprayed freon into your front door lock.

800
00:53:52,255 --> 00:53:54,815
Then tapped it with a chisel to shatter the cylinder.

801
00:53:54,895 --> 00:53:56,806
No, I wasn't aware of that at all.

802
00:53:56,895 --> 00:53:58,806
I am Jack's cold sweat.

803
00:53:58,895 --> 00:54:01,090
Does this sound strange to you?

804
00:54:01,175 --> 00:54:03,894
Yes, sir, strange. Very strange.

805
00:54:03,975 --> 00:54:05,931
- The dynamite...
- Dynamite?

806
00:54:06,015 --> 00:54:09,007
left a residue
of ammonium oxalate potassium perchloride.

807
00:54:09,095 --> 00:54:12,405
- Do you know what this means?
- No, what does it mean?

808
00:54:12,495 --> 00:54:14,326
It means it was homemade.

809
00:54:14,415 --> 00:54:18,488
I'm sorry. This is just coming
as quite a shock to me, sir.

810
00:54:18,575 --> 00:54:23,888
Whoever set this dynamite could have blown
out your pilot light days before the actual explosion.

811
00:54:23,975 --> 00:54:26,933
- The gas was just a detonator.
- Who could've done such a thing?

812
00:54:27,015 --> 00:54:29,006
- I'll ask the questions.
- Tell him.

813
00:54:29,135 --> 00:54:33,333
Tell him the liberator who destroyed
my property realigned my perception.

814
00:54:33,415 --> 00:54:35,406
Excuse me. Are you there?

815
00:54:35,495 --> 00:54:38,293
I am listening.
It's little hard to know what to make of all this.

816
00:54:38,375 --> 00:54:42,653
Have you recently made enemies with anyone
who might have access to homemade dynamite?

817
00:54:42,735 --> 00:54:44,930
- Enemies?
- I reject the basic assumptions of civilization,

818
00:54:45,015 --> 00:54:47,006
especially the importance of material possessions.

819
00:54:47,095 --> 00:54:49,848
- Son, this is serious.
- Yes, I know it's serious.

820
00:54:49,935 --> 00:54:52,403
- I mean that.
- Yes, it's very serious.

821
00:54:52,495 --> 00:54:55,214
Look, nobody takes this
more seriously than me.

822
00:54:55,295 --> 00:54:57,934
That condo was my life. OK?

823
00:54:58,015 --> 00:55:01,405
I loved every stick of furniture in that place.

824
00:55:01,495 --> 00:55:04,407
That was not just a bunch of stuff
that got destroyed.

825
00:55:04,495 --> 00:55:07,248
- It was me!
I'd like to thank the Academy.

826
00:55:07,335 --> 00:55:11,214
- Is this not a good time for you?
- Just tell him you fucking did it!

827
00:55:11,295 --> 00:55:15,004
Tell him you blew it all up!
That's what he wants to hear.

828
00:55:15,095 --> 00:55:19,771
- Are you still there?
- Wait. Are you saying that I'm a suspect?

829
00:55:19,855 --> 00:55:23,689
No, no. I may need to talk to you
a little futher, so how about you just
let me know if you're gonna leave town.

830
00:55:23,775 --> 00:55:26,050
- OK?
- OK.

831
00:55:28,655 --> 00:55:33,092
Except for their humping,
Tyler and Marla were never in the same room.

832
00:55:33,175 --> 00:55:36,133
My parents pulled this exact same act
for years.

833
00:55:36,215 --> 00:55:39,810
The condom is the glass slipper
of our generation.

834
00:55:39,895 --> 00:55:42,693
You slip one on when you meet a stranger.

835
00:55:42,775 --> 00:55:44,766
You... dance all night.

836
00:55:44,855 --> 00:55:46,846
Then you throw it away.

837
00:55:47,055 --> 00:55:49,615
The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.

838
00:55:51,055 --> 00:55:52,488
What?

839
00:55:57,135 --> 00:55:59,808
I got this dress at a thrift store for $1.

840
00:55:59,895 --> 00:56:01,692
It was worth every penny.

841
00:56:01,775 --> 00:56:03,766
It's a brides maid's dress.

842
00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:07,767
Someone loved it intensely

843
00:56:07,855 --> 00:56:09,811
for one day.

844
00:56:09,895 --> 00:56:11,886
Then tossed it.

845
00:56:13,695 --> 00:56:15,686
Like a Christmas tree.

846
00:56:15,775 --> 00:56:17,811
So special.

847
00:56:17,895 --> 00:56:19,294
Then

848
00:56:19,375 --> 00:56:21,093
bam!

849
00:56:21,175 --> 00:56:23,166
It's on the side of the road.

850
00:56:23,695 --> 00:56:25,731
Tinsel still clinging to it.

851
00:56:27,695 --> 00:56:29,686
Like a sex crime victim.

852
00:56:29,775 --> 00:56:31,766
Underwear inside out.

853
00:56:32,415 --> 00:56:36,090
- Bound with electrical tape.
- Well then, it suits you.

854
00:56:36,175 --> 00:56:38,769
You can borrow it sometime.

855
00:56:45,495 --> 00:56:47,486
Get rid of her.

856
00:56:48,255 --> 00:56:51,053
- What? Why can't you get rid of her?
- Don't mention me.

857
00:56:51,135 --> 00:56:55,128
I am six years old again,
passing messages between parents.

858
00:56:57,055 --> 00:57:00,525
- I really think it's time you got out of here.
- Don't worry, I'm leaving.

859
00:57:00,615 --> 00:57:05,052
- Not that we don't love your visits.
- You are such a nutcase. I can't even begin to keep up.

860
00:57:07,135 --> 00:57:09,888
Gotta get off

861
00:57:09,975 --> 00:57:11,203
Thanks. Bye.

862
00:57:11,295 --> 00:57:17,006
Gotta get off of this merry-go-round

863
00:57:17,735 --> 00:57:21,410
Gonna get, need to get...

864
00:57:21,495 --> 00:57:23,451
Gotta get...

865
00:57:25,575 --> 00:57:26,928
You kids!

866
00:57:28,855 --> 00:57:31,244
Why do you still waste time with her?

867
00:57:31,335 --> 00:57:33,530
I'll say this about Marla.

868
00:57:33,615 --> 00:57:35,810
At least she's trying to hit bottom.

869
00:57:35,895 --> 00:57:37,169
And I'm not?

870
00:57:37,255 --> 00:57:39,974
Sticking feathers up your butt
do not make you a chicken.

871
00:57:40,055 --> 00:57:42,046
What are we doing tonight?

872
00:57:42,695 --> 00:57:44,845
Tonight... we make soap.

873
00:57:45,775 --> 00:57:46,844
Really?

874
00:57:46,935 --> 00:57:49,688
To make soap, first we render fat.

875
00:58:07,775 --> 00:58:09,925
The salt balance has to be just right

876
00:58:10,015 --> 00:58:12,449
so the best fat for making soap, comes from humans.

877
00:58:13,215 --> 00:58:16,173
- Wait, what is this place?
- A liposuction clinic.

878
00:58:23,935 --> 00:58:25,891
Pay dirt!

879
00:58:25,975 --> 00:58:29,650
Richest, creamiest fat in the world.
Fat of the land!

880
00:58:35,015 --> 00:58:38,451
No! Don't pull it, don't pull it!

881
00:58:42,855 --> 00:58:45,050
- Oh, God!
- Give me another one.

882
00:58:50,935 --> 00:58:54,245
As the fat renders,
the tallows float to the surface.

883
00:58:54,335 --> 00:58:56,326
Like in Boy Scouts.

884
00:58:56,415 --> 00:59:00,044
- It's hard to imagine you as a Boy Scout.
- Keep stirring.

885
00:59:02,295 --> 00:59:05,685
Once the tallow hardens,
you skim off a layer of glycerin.

886
00:59:05,775 --> 00:59:08,084
If you were to add nitric acid,
you got nitroglycerin.

887
00:59:08,175 --> 00:59:11,850
If you were to add sodium nitrate and
dash of sawdust, you got dynamite.

888
00:59:11,935 --> 00:59:15,610
Yeah, with enough soap,
we could blow just about anything.

889
00:59:15,695 --> 00:59:17,686
Tyler was full of useful information.

890
00:59:17,775 --> 00:59:21,563
Now, ancient people found their
clothes got cleaner if they washed
them at a certain point in the river.

891
00:59:21,655 --> 00:59:23,646
- You know why?
- No.

892
00:59:26,335 --> 00:59:29,964
Human sacrifices were once made
on the hills above this river.

893
00:59:30,055 --> 00:59:33,127
Bodies burnt. Water speeded through
the wood ashes to create lye.

894
00:59:33,215 --> 00:59:35,524
This is lye. The crucial ingredient.

895
00:59:35,615 --> 00:59:40,211
Once it mixed with the melted fat of bodies,
a white soapy discharge crept into the river.

896
00:59:40,295 --> 00:59:42,286
May I see your hand, please?

897
00:59:47,455 --> 00:59:50,572
What is this?

898
00:59:50,655 --> 00:59:53,123
This is a chemical burn.

899
00:59:53,215 --> 00:59:56,571
It will hurt more than you've ever been burned
and you will have a scar.

900
00:59:56,655 --> 00:59:59,215
If guided meditation worked for cancer,
it could work for this.

901
00:59:59,975 --> 01:00:02,614
- Stay with the pain. Don't shut this out.
- Oh, God!

902
01:00:03,375 --> 01:00:07,653
The first soap was made from ashes of heroes,
like the first monkey shot into space.

903
01:00:07,735 --> 01:00:10,613
Without pain, without sacrifice,
we would have nothing.

904
01:00:10,695 --> 01:00:13,493
I tried not to think
of the word "searing" of "flesh".

905
01:00:13,575 --> 01:00:16,612
Stop it!
This is your pain, this is your burning hand.
It's right here!

906
01:00:16,695 --> 01:00:19,255
I'm going to my cave.
I'm going to my cave to find my power animal.

907
01:00:19,335 --> 01:00:23,214
No! Don't deal with this
the way those dead people do! Come on!

908
01:00:23,295 --> 01:00:27,129
- I get the point!
- No! You're feeling is premature enlightenment.

909
01:00:29,815 --> 01:00:33,728
It's the greatest moment of your life, man,
and you're off somewhere missing!

910
01:00:33,815 --> 01:00:35,248
I am not!

911
01:00:35,335 --> 01:00:38,213
Shut up!
Our fathers were our models for God.

912
01:00:38,295 --> 01:00:41,332
If our fathers bailed,
what does that tell you about God?

913
01:00:42,295 --> 01:00:47,323
Listen to me. You have to consider
the possibility that God does not like you.

914
01:00:47,415 --> 01:00:51,328
He never wanted you.
In all probability, He hates you.

915
01:00:51,415 --> 01:00:54,851
This is not the worst thing that can happen.
We don't need Him!

916
01:00:54,935 --> 01:00:57,768
- We don't, I agree!
- Fuck damnation, man, fuck redemption.

917
01:00:57,855 --> 01:01:00,244
We are God's unwanted children? So be it!

918
01:01:00,335 --> 01:01:04,647
- I'm getting water!
- Listen, you can run water over your hand 
and make it worse or... look at me...

919
01:01:05,735 --> 01:01:09,125
- Or you can use vinegar to neutralise the burn.
- Please let me out!

920
01:01:09,215 --> 01:01:11,206
First, you have to give up.

921
01:01:11,295 --> 01:01:13,889
First, you have to know, not fear,

922
01:01:13,975 --> 01:01:16,853
know that some day, you're gonna die.

923
01:01:16,935 --> 01:01:19,051
You don't know how this feels!

924
01:01:22,855 --> 01:01:26,973
It's only after we've lost everything
that we're free to do anything.

925
01:01:28,895 --> 01:01:30,886
OK.

926
01:01:43,615 --> 01:01:45,571
Congratulations.

927
01:01:45,655 --> 01:01:48,453
You're one step closer to hitting the bottom.

928
01:01:51,375 --> 01:01:54,287
Tyler sold his soap
to department stores at $20 a bar.

929
01:01:54,375 --> 01:01:56,286
God knows what they charged.

930
01:01:56,375 --> 01:01:59,447
- This is the best soap.
- Why, thank you, Susan.

931
01:01:59,535 --> 01:02:01,526
It was beautiful.

932
01:02:01,615 --> 01:02:05,324
We were selling rich women
their own fat asses back to them.

933
01:02:06,295 --> 01:02:08,286
He was wearing his yellow tie.

934
01:02:08,375 --> 01:02:10,570
I didn't even wear a tie to work anymore.

935
01:02:10,655 --> 01:02:14,125
"The first rule of Fight Club
is you don't talk about Fight Club."

936
01:02:14,215 --> 01:02:17,605
I'm half-asleep again.
I must've left the original in the copy machine.

937
01:02:17,695 --> 01:02:20,084
"The second rule of Fight Club..."
Is this yours?

938
01:02:21,895 --> 01:02:25,285
Pretend you're me.
Make a managerial decision.

939
01:02:25,375 --> 01:02:27,730
You find this. What would you do?

940
01:02:32,175 --> 01:02:34,086
Well, I gotta tell you,

941
01:02:34,175 --> 01:02:37,690
I'd be very, very careful
who you talk to about that.

942
01:02:37,775 --> 01:02:40,926
Because the person who wrote that
is dangerous.

943
01:02:41,015 --> 01:02:45,327
And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho
might just snap

944
01:02:45,415 --> 01:02:48,168
and then stalk from office to office

945
01:02:48,255 --> 01:02:53,090
with an Armalite AR10 carbine gas-powered
semiautomatic weapon,

946
01:02:53,175 --> 01:02:57,453
pumping round after round
into colleagues and co-workers.

947
01:02:58,095 --> 01:03:01,326
This might be someone
you've known for years.

948
01:03:01,415 --> 01:03:04,407
Someone very, very close to you.

949
01:03:04,495 --> 01:03:07,726
Tyler's words coming out of my mouth.

950
01:03:08,695 --> 01:03:10,686
And I used to be such a nice guy.

951
01:03:10,775 --> 01:03:13,972
Or maybe you shouldn't bring me
every little piece of trash you happen to pick up.

952
01:03:17,655 --> 01:03:21,170
- Compliance and Liability.
- My tit's gonna rot off.

953
01:03:22,055 --> 01:03:24,523
Will you excuse me? I need to take this.

954
01:03:30,535 --> 01:03:34,050
- What are you talking about?
- I need you to check if there's a lump in my breast.

955
01:03:34,135 --> 01:03:37,923
- Go to hospital.
- I can't afford to throw money away on a doctor.

956
01:03:38,855 --> 01:03:40,971
I don't know about this, Marla.

957
01:03:41,055 --> 01:03:42,693
Please.

958
01:03:42,775 --> 01:03:46,609
She didn't call Tyler. I'm neutral in her book.

959
01:03:48,575 --> 01:03:52,454
That's nice.
Taking food to Mrs Haniver and Mrs Raines.

960
01:03:52,535 --> 01:03:54,526
Where are they, exactly?

961
01:03:54,615 --> 01:03:58,574
Tragically, they're dead.
I'm alive and I'm in poverty. Want any?

962
01:03:58,655 --> 01:04:00,646
- No, no.
- I got one for you.

963
01:04:00,735 --> 01:04:02,726
Thanks for the thought.

964
01:04:04,055 --> 01:04:06,250
What happened to your hand?

965
01:04:06,335 --> 01:04:08,405
Oh, nothing.

966
01:04:08,495 --> 01:04:10,486
Right there?

967
01:04:11,495 --> 01:04:14,055
- Feel anything?
- No.

968
01:04:14,175 --> 01:04:16,086
Well, make sure.

969
01:04:16,175 --> 01:04:18,131
OK, I'm pretty sure.

970
01:04:18,215 --> 01:04:20,126
You feel nothing?

971
01:04:20,215 --> 01:04:22,410
No, nothing.

972
01:04:23,895 --> 01:04:26,614
Well, that's a relief. Thank you.

973
01:04:28,135 --> 01:04:31,207
- No problem.
- I wish I could return the favour.

974
01:04:31,295 --> 01:04:33,286
Well, there's not a lot breast cancer
in the men of my family.

975
01:04:33,375 --> 01:04:36,731
- I could check your prostate.
- I think I'm OK.

976
01:04:36,815 --> 01:04:38,806
Well, thanks, anyway.

977
01:04:43,615 --> 01:04:45,845
- Are we done?
- Yeah, we're done.

978
01:04:45,935 --> 01:04:48,051
See you... around.

979
01:05:04,479 --> 01:05:06,470
Cornelius?

980
01:05:06,559 --> 01:05:08,834
Cornelius!

981
01:05:08,919 --> 01:05:11,513
It's me! Bob!

982
01:05:11,599 --> 01:05:12,998
Hey, Bob.

983
01:05:16,399 --> 01:05:19,277
- We all thought you were dead.
- No, no. Still here.

984
01:05:19,359 --> 01:05:23,238
- How are you, Bob?
- Better than I've ever been in my whole life.

985
01:05:23,319 --> 01:05:26,675
- Really? Still remaining men together?
- No, no.

986
01:05:26,759 --> 01:05:30,388
- I got something so much better now.
- Really, what is it?

987
01:05:30,999 --> 01:05:32,796
Well...

988
01:05:32,879 --> 01:05:36,952
The first rule is,
I'm not supposed to talk about it.

989
01:05:37,079 --> 01:05:39,070
And the second rule is

990
01:05:39,159 --> 01:05:41,354
I'm not supposed to talk about it.

991
01:05:41,439 --> 01:05:44,749
- And the third rule is...
- Bob, Bob. I'm a member.

992
01:05:44,839 --> 01:05:46,830
Look at my face, Bob.

993
01:05:49,159 --> 01:05:51,389
That's fucking... fucking great.

994
01:05:51,479 --> 01:05:55,028
- I've never seen you there.
- I go Tuesdays and Thursdays.

995
01:05:55,119 --> 01:05:58,668
- I go Saturday.
- Congratulations.

996
01:05:59,079 --> 01:06:01,309
Yeah, hey, to both of us, right?

997
01:06:01,399 --> 01:06:03,959
Have you heard about the guy
who invented this thing?

998
01:06:04,039 --> 01:06:06,837
- Yeah, actually...
- I hear all kinds of things.

999
01:06:06,919 --> 01:06:10,389
Supposedly,
he was born in a mental institution

1000
01:06:10,479 --> 01:06:13,710
and he sleeps only one hour a night.

1001
01:06:13,799 --> 01:06:15,915
He's a great man.

1002
01:06:17,359 --> 01:06:19,554
Do you know about Tyler Durden?

1003
01:06:43,519 --> 01:06:45,510
I didn't hurt you, did I?

1004
01:06:45,599 --> 01:06:47,590
Actually, you did.

1005
01:06:47,679 --> 01:06:49,670
Thank you for this.

1006
01:06:49,919 --> 01:06:52,194
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

1007
01:06:52,279 --> 01:06:54,270
Fight Club.

1008
01:06:54,359 --> 01:06:56,395
This was mine and Tyler's gift.

1009
01:06:56,479 --> 01:06:56,519
Our gift to the world.

1010
01:06:56,519 --> 01:06:58,475
Our gift to the world.

1011
01:06:58,559 --> 01:07:01,756
I look around, I look around,
I see a lot of new faces.

1012
01:07:03,319 --> 01:07:05,435
Shut up!

1013
01:07:05,519 --> 01:07:10,195
Which means a lot of people have been
breaking the first two rules of Fight Club.

1014
01:07:18,159 --> 01:07:22,072
I see in Fight Club the strongest
and smartest men who've ever lived.

1015
01:07:22,159 --> 01:07:24,150
I see all this potential.

1016
01:07:24,239 --> 01:07:26,230
And I see it squandered.

1017
01:07:27,199 --> 01:07:30,191
Goddamn it,
an entire generation pumping gas.

1018
01:07:30,719 --> 01:07:32,710
Waiting tables.

1019
01:07:32,799 --> 01:07:34,790
Slaves with white collars.

1020
01:07:37,159 --> 01:07:40,117
Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes,

1021
01:07:40,199 --> 01:07:43,350
working jobs we hate
so we can buy shit we don't need.

1022
01:07:47,079 --> 01:07:49,434
We're the middle children of history.

1023
01:07:49,519 --> 01:07:51,510
No purpose or place.

1024
01:07:51,679 --> 01:07:53,670
We have no Great War.

1025
01:07:53,999 --> 01:07:55,990
No Great Depression.

1026
01:07:57,679 --> 01:07:59,954
Our great war is a spiritual war.

1027
01:08:00,359 --> 01:08:03,590
Our great depression is our lives.

1028
01:08:06,319 --> 01:08:09,277
We've all been raised
on television to believe

1029
01:08:09,359 --> 01:08:12,874
that one day we'd be millionaires
and movie gods and rock stars.

1030
01:08:12,959 --> 01:08:14,950
But we won't.

1031
01:08:15,039 --> 01:08:17,394
We're slowly learning that fact.

1032
01:08:17,479 --> 01:08:19,834
And we're very, very pissed off.

1033
01:08:19,919 --> 01:08:21,477
Yeah!

1034
01:08:24,279 --> 01:08:28,557
First rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk...

1035
01:08:33,799 --> 01:08:35,027
Who are you?

1036
01:08:35,839 --> 01:08:38,353
- Who am I?
- Yeah.

1037
01:08:39,199 --> 01:08:41,918
There's a sign on the front
that says Lou's Tavern.

1038
01:08:42,959 --> 01:08:46,668
I'm fucking Lou. Who the fuck are you?

1039
01:08:46,759 --> 01:08:48,750
Tyler Durden.

1040
01:08:51,759 --> 01:08:55,069
Who told you motherfuckers
that you could use my place?

1041
01:08:55,159 --> 01:08:57,434
We have a deal worked out with Irvine.

1042
01:08:57,519 --> 01:08:59,987
Irvine?
Irvine's at home with a broken collarbone.

1043
01:09:00,079 --> 01:09:02,149
He don't own this place. I do.

1044
01:09:04,239 --> 01:09:07,549
- How much money's he getting for this?
- There is no money.

1045
01:09:07,639 --> 01:09:10,312
- Really?
- Free to all.
- Ain't that something?

1046
01:09:10,399 --> 01:09:12,151
It is, actually.

1047
01:09:12,239 --> 01:09:14,594
Look, stupid fuck!

1048
01:09:14,679 --> 01:09:17,113
- I want everybody out of here right now.
- Hey!

1049
01:09:17,199 --> 01:09:19,349
You should join our club.

1050
01:09:19,719 --> 01:09:21,630
Did you hear what I just said?

1051
01:09:21,719 --> 01:09:23,710
You and your friend.

1052
01:09:25,559 --> 01:09:27,550
You hear me now?

1053
01:09:29,679 --> 01:09:31,670
No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou.

1054
01:09:37,559 --> 01:09:39,470
Still not getting it.

1055
01:09:40,479 --> 01:09:42,549
OK, OK, I got it.

1056
01:09:42,639 --> 01:09:44,994
I got it, I got it. Shit, I lost it.

1057
01:09:45,999 --> 01:09:47,796
Back! All of you!

1058
01:09:49,439 --> 01:09:51,430
Everybody back!

1059
01:09:58,599 --> 01:10:00,669
Ah, Lou!

1060
01:10:00,759 --> 01:10:04,274
Come on, man!
We really like this place.

1061
01:10:12,959 --> 01:10:15,757
- That's right, Lou. Get it out.
- Shut the fuck up.

1062
01:10:15,879 --> 01:10:17,597
Oh, yeah!

1063
01:10:22,359 --> 01:10:24,350
Is that fucking funny?

1064
01:10:33,559 --> 01:10:36,027
Fucking guy is a loony, I'm telling you.

1065
01:10:36,839 --> 01:10:38,477
Unbelievable.

1066
01:10:42,519 --> 01:10:45,352
- You don't know where I've been, Lou.
- Oh, my God!

1067
01:10:45,439 --> 01:10:48,192
You don't know where I've been!

1068
01:10:51,159 --> 01:10:54,117
Please let us keep it, Lou! Please, Lou!

1069
01:10:54,199 --> 01:10:56,554
Fucking use the basement! Christ!

1070
01:10:56,639 --> 01:10:59,392
I want your word, Lou! I want your word!

1071
01:10:59,479 --> 01:11:01,390
On my mother's eyes.

1072
01:11:10,159 --> 01:11:12,150
Thanks, Lou.

1073
01:11:13,439 --> 01:11:15,430
You too, big guy.

1074
01:11:19,239 --> 01:11:21,230
We'll see you next week.

1075
01:11:36,119 --> 01:11:39,555
This week, each one of you
has a homework assignment.

1076
01:11:39,639 --> 01:11:44,269
You're gonna go out. You're gonna
start a fight with a total stranger.

1077
01:11:47,399 --> 01:11:49,469
You're gonna start a fight

1078
01:11:49,559 --> 01:11:51,550
and you're gonna lose.

1079
01:11:53,319 --> 01:11:53,359
Excellent choice, sir.

1080
01:11:53,359 --> 01:11:55,315
Excellent choice, sir.

1081
01:11:57,799 --> 01:12:00,950
Hey! Watch out, jackass! Come on!

1082
01:12:01,319 --> 01:12:03,879
Now, this is not as easy as it sounds.

1083
01:12:06,479 --> 01:12:08,356
Son of a bitch!

1084
01:12:08,439 --> 01:12:12,990
Most people, normal people,
do just about anything to avoid a fight.

1085
01:12:13,879 --> 01:12:15,870
Excuse me!

1086
01:12:15,959 --> 01:12:19,508
You sprayed me with your hose.
That's not necessary...

1087
01:12:19,599 --> 01:12:21,430
Jay! Go call 911!

1088
01:12:24,079 --> 01:12:26,035
Put the hose down.

1089
01:12:26,119 --> 01:12:28,110
Stop it! Stop it!

1090
01:12:29,719 --> 01:12:31,516
Sorry.

1091
01:12:46,399 --> 01:12:48,754
We need to talk.

1092
01:12:50,919 --> 01:12:52,910
OK.

1093
01:12:52,999 --> 01:12:54,990
Where to begin?

1094
01:12:55,079 --> 01:12:57,195
With your constant absenteeism?

1095
01:12:57,279 --> 01:12:59,713
With your unpresentable appearance?

1096
01:12:59,799 --> 01:13:01,755
You're up for review.

1097
01:13:01,839 --> 01:13:04,911
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

1098
01:13:04,999 --> 01:13:06,830
- What?
- Let's pretend.

1099
01:13:06,919 --> 01:13:09,672
You're the Department of Transportation,
OK?

1100
01:13:09,759 --> 01:13:13,274
Someone informs you that this company

1101
01:13:13,359 --> 01:13:17,272
installs front-seat mounting brackets
that naver pass collision tests,

1102
01:13:17,359 --> 01:13:20,635
brake linings that fail after a thousand miles,

1103
01:13:20,719 --> 01:13:24,951
and fuel injectors
that explode and burn people alive.

1104
01:13:25,039 --> 01:13:26,836
What then?

1105
01:13:26,919 --> 01:13:29,114
Are you threatening me?

1106
01:13:29,199 --> 01:13:31,872
- No...
- Get the fuck out of here. You're fired!

1107
01:13:31,959 --> 01:13:36,191
I have a better solution. You keep me
on the payroll as an outside consultant.

1108
01:13:36,279 --> 01:13:38,270
In exchange for my salary,

1109
01:13:38,359 --> 01:13:42,034
my job will be never to tell people
these things that I know.

1110
01:13:42,119 --> 01:13:46,237
I don't even have to come into the office.
I can do this job from home.

1111
01:13:47,479 --> 01:13:51,438
Who... Who the fuck do you think you are,
you crazy little shit?

1112
01:13:56,479 --> 01:13:59,869
- Security!
I am Jack's smirking revenge.

1113
01:14:08,479 --> 01:14:10,515
What the hell are you doing?

1114
01:14:19,319 --> 01:14:21,310
That hurt.

1115
01:14:22,719 --> 01:14:24,710
Why would you do that?

1116
01:14:25,319 --> 01:14:28,197
Oh, my God! No! Please stop!

1117
01:14:37,199 --> 01:14:39,190
What are you doing?

1118
01:14:40,239 --> 01:14:42,230
Oh, God, no! Please! No!

1119
01:14:42,319 --> 01:14:46,232
For some reason,
I thought of my first fight, with Tyler.

1120
01:14:46,319 --> 01:14:47,877
No!

1121
01:15:11,279 --> 01:15:15,591
Under and behind and inside
everything this man took for granted,

1122
01:15:15,679 --> 01:15:18,989
something horrible had been growing.

1123
01:15:19,079 --> 01:15:20,114
Look.

1124
01:15:20,199 --> 01:15:24,715
Give me the paychecks, like I asked,
and you won't ever see me again.

1125
01:15:24,799 --> 01:15:27,472
And right then, at our most excellent
moment together...

1126
01:15:30,399 --> 01:15:33,072
Thank God!
Please don't hit me again.

1127
01:15:33,159 --> 01:15:35,150
Telephone, computer,

1128
01:15:35,239 --> 01:15:40,188
fax machine, 52 weekly paychecks
and 48 airline flight coupons.

1129
01:15:40,279 --> 01:15:42,588
We now had corporate sponsorship.

1130
01:15:42,679 --> 01:15:47,594
This is how Tyler and I were able to have
Fight Club every night of the week.

1131
01:15:50,159 --> 01:15:53,595
Now nobody was the centre of Fight Club
except the two men fighting.

1132
01:15:53,679 --> 01:15:57,035
The leader walked through the crowd,
out in the darkness.

1133
01:15:58,719 --> 01:16:03,031
Tyler was now involved in class-action
a lawsuit with the Pressman Hotel

1134
01:16:03,119 --> 01:16:05,314
over the urine content of their soup.

1135
01:16:10,279 --> 01:16:13,157
I am Jack's wasted life.

1136
01:16:20,559 --> 01:16:22,550
Thank you, sir.

1137
01:16:23,999 --> 01:16:26,877
Tyler dreamed up
new homework assignments.

1138
01:16:26,959 --> 01:16:29,393
He handed them out in sealed envelopes.

1139
01:17:06,959 --> 01:17:10,474
- There's a Fight Club up in Delaware City.
- Yeah, I heard.

1140
01:17:12,199 --> 01:17:14,315
There's one in Penns Grove too.

1141
01:17:14,399 --> 01:17:16,549
- Leave it.
- Bob even found one up in New Castle.

1142
01:17:16,639 --> 01:17:19,597
- Did you start that one?
- No, I thought you did.

1143
01:17:19,679 --> 01:17:22,068
No.

1144
01:18:08,799 --> 01:18:08,839
- Stop for a second.
- Hey, what are we doing?

1145
01:18:08,839 --> 01:18:11,034
- Stop for a second.
- Hey, what are we doing?

1146
01:18:11,119 --> 01:18:13,075
- Turn around.
- What are we doing?

1147
01:18:13,159 --> 01:18:15,468
- Homework assignment.
- What kind of homework assignment?

1148
01:18:15,559 --> 01:18:17,515
Human sacrifice.

1149
01:18:17,599 --> 01:18:20,796
- Is that a gun? Please tell me it's not a gun.
- It's a gun.

1150
01:18:20,879 --> 01:18:23,109
- What are you doing?
- Meet me in the back.

1151
01:18:23,199 --> 01:18:25,474
- Don't fuck around!
- Meet me in the back.

1152
01:18:25,559 --> 01:18:27,277
On a long enough time line,

1153
01:18:27,359 --> 01:18:30,112
the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

1154
01:18:31,079 --> 01:18:33,070
What are you doing? Come on!

1155
01:18:33,159 --> 01:18:36,435
Hands behind the back.
Give me your wallet.

1156
01:18:38,119 --> 01:18:41,270
Raymond K Hessel.
1320 SE Banning, Apartment A.

1157
01:18:42,039 --> 01:18:45,111
- Small, cramped basement apartment, Raymond?
- How did you know?

1158
01:18:45,199 --> 01:18:47,713
Because they give shitty apartments
letters instead of numbers.

1159
01:18:47,799 --> 01:18:50,791
Raymond! You're going to die.

1160
01:18:50,879 --> 01:18:52,278
No!

1161
01:18:52,359 --> 01:18:56,352
Is that your mom and dad?
Mom and dad are gonna have
to call kindly dr. so-and-so

1162
01:18:56,439 --> 01:18:58,589
to pick up your dental records,
do you wanna know why?

1163
01:18:58,679 --> 01:19:02,115
- Because there won't be nothing left of your face.
- Oh, come on!

1164
01:19:02,199 --> 01:19:05,953
An expired community college student ID.
What did you study, Raymond?

1165
01:19:06,039 --> 01:19:08,951
- S... S... Stuff.
- Stuff?

1166
01:19:09,039 --> 01:19:11,030
Were the midterms hard?

1167
01:19:12,119 --> 01:19:14,587
- I asked you what you studied!
- Biology, mostly.

1168
01:19:14,679 --> 01:19:18,035
- Why?
- I don't know.

1169
01:19:18,119 --> 01:19:20,997
What did you wanna be, Raymond K Hessel?!

1170
01:19:22,359 --> 01:19:26,147
The question, Raymond,
was what did you want to be?

1171
01:19:27,759 --> 01:19:29,750
Answer him, Raymond, Jesus!

1172
01:19:29,839 --> 01:19:32,148
- Veterinarian. Veterinarian.
- Animals.

1173
01:19:32,239 --> 01:19:35,072
- Yeah. Animals and stuff.
- Stuff. Yeah, I got that.

1174
01:19:35,159 --> 01:19:37,627
- That means you have to get more schooling.
- Too much school.

1175
01:19:37,719 --> 01:19:40,074
- Would you rather be dead?
- No, please...

1176
01:19:40,159 --> 01:19:44,437
You'd rather die here, on your knees,
in the back of a convenience store?

1177
01:19:44,519 --> 01:19:46,077
Please, no.

1178
01:19:49,999 --> 01:19:51,990
I'm keeping your licence.

1179
01:19:53,199 --> 01:19:56,077
Gonna check in on you.
I know where you live.

1180
01:19:56,159 --> 01:19:59,037
If you are not on your way
to becoming a veterinarian in six weeks,

1181
01:19:59,119 --> 01:20:01,110
you will be dead.

1182
01:20:02,919 --> 01:20:04,910
Now run on home.

1183
01:20:09,479 --> 01:20:11,470
Run, Forrest, run!

1184
01:20:13,039 --> 01:20:15,030
I feel ill.

1185
01:20:15,799 --> 01:20:17,790
Imagine how he feels.

1186
01:20:17,879 --> 01:20:19,870
Come on, this isn't funny!

1187
01:20:19,959 --> 01:20:22,268
That wasn't funny!
What the fuck was the point of that?!

1188
01:20:22,359 --> 01:20:26,318
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day
of Raymond K Hessel's life.

1189
01:20:26,399 --> 01:20:30,597
His breakfast will taste better
than any meal you and I have ever tasted.

1190
01:20:31,959 --> 01:20:33,950
You had to give it to him.

1191
01:20:34,039 --> 01:20:36,314
- Come on.
- He had a plan.

1192
01:20:36,399 --> 01:20:39,675
And it started to make sense
in a Tyler-sort of way.

1193
01:20:39,759 --> 01:20:41,590
No fear. No distractions.

1194
01:20:41,679 --> 01:20:44,876
The ability to let that which does not matter

1195
01:20:44,959 --> 01:20:46,870
truly slide.

1196
01:20:59,719 --> 01:21:01,755
You are not your job.

1197
01:21:03,599 --> 01:21:06,830
You're not how much money
you have in the bank.

1198
01:21:08,479 --> 01:21:10,470
You're not the car you drive.

1199
01:21:10,999 --> 01:21:13,718
You're not the contents of your wallet.

1200
01:21:13,799 --> 01:21:15,994
You're not your fucking khakis.

1201
01:21:18,719 --> 01:21:22,268
You are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

1202
01:21:30,759 --> 01:21:32,875
I'll be out of your way in a sec.

1203
01:21:33,639 --> 01:21:35,630
You don't have to go.

1204
01:21:37,079 --> 01:21:39,070
Whatever.

1205
01:21:40,159 --> 01:21:43,117
No, I mean... It's OK.

1206
01:21:52,279 --> 01:21:54,270
Are you still going to groups?

1207
01:21:54,959 --> 01:21:56,950
Yeah.

1208
01:21:58,359 --> 01:22:00,350
Chloe's dead.

1209
01:22:00,839 --> 01:22:02,750
Wow, Chloe.

1210
01:22:02,839 --> 01:22:04,670
When did that happen?

1211
01:22:05,199 --> 01:22:06,996
Do you care?

1212
01:22:07,079 --> 01:22:10,310
I don't know.
I haven't thought about it in a while.

1213
01:22:10,559 --> 01:22:12,550
Yeah, well...

1214
01:22:12,639 --> 01:22:14,914
It was the smart move on her part.

1215
01:22:16,239 --> 01:22:18,195
Listen...

1216
01:22:19,399 --> 01:22:21,674
What are you getting out of all this?

1217
01:22:22,359 --> 01:22:24,350
What?

1218
01:22:24,479 --> 01:22:26,709
I mean, all this. Why do you keep...

1219
01:22:27,439 --> 01:22:29,430
Is this making you happy?

1220
01:22:30,959 --> 01:22:32,950
Yeah, well, sometimes.

1221
01:22:34,599 --> 01:22:36,635
I don't know. I don't understand.

1222
01:22:36,719 --> 01:22:40,155
Why does a weaker person
need to latch on a strong person?

1223
01:22:40,239 --> 01:22:42,230
What is... What is that?

1224
01:22:42,319 --> 01:22:44,389
What do you get out of it?

1225
01:22:45,839 --> 01:22:47,830
No... That's not the same thing at all.

1226
01:22:47,919 --> 01:22:49,910
It's totally different with us.

1227
01:22:49,999 --> 01:22:51,990
Us?

1228
01:22:52,079 --> 01:22:53,910
What do you mean by us?

1229
01:22:53,999 --> 01:22:57,708
- I'm sorry. Do you hear this?
- Hear what?

1230
01:22:57,799 --> 01:22:59,755
- All that noise. Hold on.
- No, wait!

1231
01:22:59,839 --> 01:23:02,433
Don't change the subject!
I want to talk about this.

1232
01:23:02,519 --> 01:23:05,192
- You're not talking about me, are you?
- No.

1233
01:23:05,279 --> 01:23:08,589
- What?
- That day you came over my house to play doctor.
What was going on there?

1234
01:23:08,679 --> 01:23:11,796
- What are you talking about?
- Nothing. Nothing.

1235
01:23:11,879 --> 01:23:13,870
- I don't think so.
- Come on, what do you want?

1236
01:23:13,959 --> 01:23:16,268
- Look at me.
- No. What?

1237
01:23:16,999 --> 01:23:19,718
- What is that?!
- It's nothing. Don't worry.

1238
01:23:19,799 --> 01:23:22,108
My God. Who did this?

1239
01:23:22,199 --> 01:23:24,190
- A person.
- Guy or girl?

1240
01:23:24,279 --> 01:23:26,952
- Why do you care if it's a guy o girl?
- Why do you care if I ask?

1241
01:23:27,039 --> 01:23:29,507
- This is none of your business. Leave me alone.
- You're afraid to say.

1242
01:23:29,599 --> 01:23:31,510
- I am not afraid to say. Let me go!
- No! Talk to me!

1243
01:23:31,599 --> 01:23:32,714
Let go of me!

1244
01:23:32,799 --> 01:23:35,393
- This conversation
- This conversation

1245
01:23:35,479 --> 01:23:37,868
- is over.
- is over.

1246
01:23:38,679 --> 01:23:41,671
I just can't win with you, can I?

1247
01:23:50,599 --> 01:23:52,988
Hey, this is getting a little old!

1248
01:23:53,559 --> 01:23:55,789
What is... What is all this?

1249
01:23:55,879 --> 01:23:57,870
What do you think?

1250
01:23:58,799 --> 01:24:00,835
Hey, why do we need bunk beds?

1251
01:24:00,919 --> 01:24:02,716
Hey!

1252
01:24:09,239 --> 01:24:10,991
Too young.

1253
01:24:11,079 --> 01:24:12,637
Sorry.

1254
01:24:12,719 --> 01:24:14,710
What's all that?

1255
01:24:14,799 --> 01:24:17,632
If the applicant is young,
tell him he's too young.

1256
01:24:17,719 --> 01:24:20,233
- Old, too old. Fat, too fat.
- Applicant?

1257
01:24:20,319 --> 01:24:23,550
If the applicant waits at the door three days
without food, shelter or encouragement,

1258
01:24:23,639 --> 01:24:25,630
then he may enter and begin his training.

1259
01:24:25,719 --> 01:24:27,471
Training for what?

1260
01:24:32,839 --> 01:24:34,830
You think this is a game?

1261
01:24:34,919 --> 01:24:37,479
You're too young to train here, end of story.

1262
01:24:37,559 --> 01:24:40,198
Quit wasting our time.
Get the fuck out of here.

1263
01:24:43,959 --> 01:24:45,950
Bad news, friend.

1264
01:24:46,199 --> 01:24:48,190
It's not gonna happen.

1265
01:24:48,279 --> 01:24:50,474
Sorry if there was a misunderstanding.

1266
01:24:50,559 --> 01:24:52,390
It's not the end of the world.

1267
01:24:52,479 --> 01:24:54,595
Just... go away.

1268
01:24:55,439 --> 01:24:57,395
Go.

1269
01:24:57,479 --> 01:25:00,994
You're trespassing
and I will have to call the police.

1270
01:25:03,959 --> 01:25:05,950
Don't you look at me!

1271
01:25:06,039 --> 01:25:09,156
You think you're ever getting in this house?
You're never getting in this fucking house!

1272
01:25:09,239 --> 01:25:12,470
Never. Now get the fuck off my porch!
Get off my porch!

1273
01:25:12,559 --> 01:25:15,949
Sooner or later,
we all became what Tyler wanted us to be.

1274
01:25:16,039 --> 01:25:18,758
I'm gonna go inside
and I'm gonna get a shovel.

1275
01:25:25,999 --> 01:25:28,115
- Got two black shirts?
- Yes, sir.

1276
01:25:28,199 --> 01:25:30,349
- Two pair of black pants?
- Yes, sir.

1277
01:25:30,439 --> 01:25:33,272
- One pair black boots? Two pair of black socks?
- Yes, sir.

1278
01:25:33,359 --> 01:25:35,350
- One black jacket.
- Yes, sir.

1279
01:25:35,439 --> 01:25:38,317
- $300 personal burial money?
- Yes, sir.

1280
01:25:40,399 --> 01:25:42,390
All right.

1281
01:25:51,799 --> 01:25:53,790
You're too old, fat man.

1282
01:25:53,879 --> 01:25:56,916
Your tits are too big.
Get the fuck off my porch.

1283
01:26:04,399 --> 01:26:06,390
Bob! Bob!

1284
01:26:21,719 --> 01:26:24,279
Like a monkey ready to be shot into space.

1285
01:26:24,999 --> 01:26:26,432
Space monkey.

1286
01:26:26,519 --> 01:26:29,875
Ready to sacrifice himself
for the greater good.

1287
01:26:36,239 --> 01:26:38,799
You are too fucking old, fatty!

1288
01:26:38,879 --> 01:26:41,951
And you... You're too fucking

1289
01:26:42,039 --> 01:26:43,597
blond!

1290
01:26:43,679 --> 01:26:45,909
Get out of here, the both of you!

1291
01:26:45,999 --> 01:26:47,990
And so it went.

1292
01:26:48,159 --> 01:26:50,195
Listen up, maggots.

1293
01:26:50,279 --> 01:26:52,270
You are not special.

1294
01:26:52,599 --> 01:26:55,750
You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake.

1295
01:26:55,839 --> 01:27:00,037
You are the same decaying organic matter
as everything else.

1296
01:27:00,119 --> 01:27:02,155
Tyler built himself an army.

1297
01:27:02,359 --> 01:27:05,874
We are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

1298
01:27:05,959 --> 01:27:09,429
We are all part of the same compost heap.

1299
01:27:10,439 --> 01:27:13,556
Why was Tyler Durden building an army?

1300
01:27:13,639 --> 01:27:15,630
To what purpose?

1301
01:27:15,719 --> 01:27:18,028
For what greater good?

1302
01:27:21,239 --> 01:27:23,230
In Tyler we trusted.

1303
01:27:28,319 --> 01:27:30,913
(man) When he was like,
"You are not your job",

1304
01:27:30,999 --> 01:27:32,990
I was like, "Yeah!"

1305
01:27:34,799 --> 01:27:36,790
Hey, what's all this?

1306
01:27:36,879 --> 01:27:38,870
Hey!

1307
01:27:40,319 --> 01:27:41,911
OK!

1308
01:27:41,999 --> 01:27:44,274
- What's going on?
- We're celebrating.

1309
01:27:44,359 --> 01:27:46,748
- What are we celebrating?
- Go in.

1310
01:27:50,599 --> 01:27:52,669
- Hey.
- Let me get that for you.

1311
01:27:57,079 --> 01:27:59,877
The same great taste, Pepsi.
Generation next.

1312
01:28:02,119 --> 01:28:04,269
Ssh!

1313
01:28:04,359 --> 01:28:07,988
Investigators are around on the scene. Hold on.
The Police Commissioner Jacobs has arrived.

1314
01:28:08,079 --> 01:28:10,912
Commissioner, could you please tell us
what you think has happened here?

1315
01:28:10,999 --> 01:28:15,072
We believe this is one of many
recent acts of vandalism around the city

1316
01:28:15,159 --> 01:28:18,151
somehow related
to underground boxing clubs.

1317
01:28:18,239 --> 01:28:22,278
We will be coordinating
a rigorous investigation.

1318
01:28:23,159 --> 01:28:27,357
That was Police Commissioner Jacobs
who just arrived on the scene here

1319
01:28:27,439 --> 01:28:31,512
- of a four-alarm fire that broke out abount an hour ago...
- She's hot.

1320
01:28:31,599 --> 01:28:33,351
Back to you in the studio.

1321
01:28:33,439 --> 01:28:35,714
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1322
01:28:36,639 --> 01:28:39,073
- Holy shit!
- Yeah!

1323
01:28:46,079 --> 01:28:48,035
What the fuck did you guys do?

1324
01:28:48,119 --> 01:28:52,032
Arson investigators
are on the premises...

1325
01:28:55,639 --> 01:29:00,030
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not ask questions, sir.

1326
01:29:05,999 --> 01:29:08,388
The victory in the war against crime

1327
01:29:08,479 --> 01:29:10,470
will not come overnight.

1328
01:29:10,559 --> 01:29:14,916
It will take dedication and commitment
and, most of all, cooperation.

1329
01:29:14,999 --> 01:29:19,709
Streets are safer now.
There is hope in the inner city. However...

1330
01:29:19,799 --> 01:29:21,710
I gotta take a piss.

1331
01:29:21,799 --> 01:29:24,438
These are the first steps in a long journey.

1332
01:29:24,519 --> 01:29:27,033
That is why we have created Project Hope.

1333
01:29:27,119 --> 01:29:29,110
Bob.

1334
01:29:32,079 --> 01:29:34,752
Project Hope will be a joint effort

1335
01:29:34,839 --> 01:29:37,478
between the police and community leaders.

1336
01:29:37,559 --> 01:29:41,552
It will be a powerful new weapon
in the war against crime.

1337
01:30:25,119 --> 01:30:29,112
- Wrap it around the top of his hacky-sack, Bob.
- Yeah, his balls are ice cold.

1338
01:30:31,039 --> 01:30:34,236
Hi. You're gonna call off
your rigorous investigation.

1339
01:30:34,319 --> 01:30:37,516
You're gonna publicly state
there is no underground group or

1340
01:30:37,599 --> 01:30:39,829
these guys are gonna take your balls.

1341
01:30:40,679 --> 01:30:44,308
They'll send one to the New York Times
and one to the LA Times. Press release style.

1342
01:30:44,399 --> 01:30:46,071
Look.

1343
01:30:46,159 --> 01:30:49,117
The people you are after
are the people you depend on.

1344
01:30:49,199 --> 01:30:52,635
We cook your meals. We haul your trash.
We connect your calls.

1345
01:30:52,719 --> 01:30:56,314
We drive your ambulances.
We guard you while you sleep.

1346
01:31:00,559 --> 01:31:03,232
Do not fuck with us.

1347
01:31:10,359 --> 01:31:12,395
Ball check!

1348
01:31:26,159 --> 01:31:28,150
Bob, you're this way.

1349
01:31:29,199 --> 01:31:31,429
Let's go.

1350
01:31:31,519 --> 01:31:34,591
I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.

1351
01:31:35,639 --> 01:31:37,630
Hey!

1352
01:31:51,519 --> 01:31:52,747
Yeah!

1353
01:32:24,159 --> 01:32:26,832
I felt like putting a bullet between
the eyes of every panda

1354
01:32:26,919 --> 01:32:30,628
that wouldn't screw to save its species.

1355
01:32:32,679 --> 01:32:35,352
I wanted to open the dump valves
on oil tankers

1356
01:32:35,439 --> 01:32:38,192
and smother all those French beaches
I'd never see.

1357
01:32:41,319 --> 01:32:43,708
I wanted to breathe smoke.

1358
01:33:00,359 --> 01:33:02,395
Where did you go, psycho boy?

1359
01:33:04,079 --> 01:33:06,877
I felt like destroying something beautiful.

1360
01:33:10,239 --> 01:33:12,230
Get him to a fucking hospital.

1361
01:33:12,319 --> 01:33:14,310
Yeah.

1362
01:33:24,639 --> 01:33:27,597
Don't worry, Mr. Durden.
Airport parking. Long term.

1363
01:33:29,039 --> 01:33:31,030
After you, Mr. Durden.

1364
01:33:31,959 --> 01:33:33,950
After you.

1365
01:33:50,999 --> 01:33:53,467
- Something on your mind, dear?
- No.

1366
01:33:53,559 --> 01:33:56,676
Yeah, why wasn't I told
about Project Mayhem?

1367
01:33:56,759 --> 01:33:59,637
The first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not ask questions.

1368
01:33:59,719 --> 01:34:01,994
- What are you talking about?
- Why didn't you include me in the beginning?

1369
01:34:02,079 --> 01:34:07,073
Fight Club was the beginning. Now it's out of
the basements and it's called Project Mayhem.

1370
01:34:07,159 --> 01:34:11,357
You and I started Fight Club together.
Do you remember that?
It's as much mine as it is yours, you know.

1371
01:34:11,439 --> 01:34:15,512
- Is this about you and me?
- Yeah. I thought we were doing this together?

1372
01:34:15,599 --> 01:34:18,909
You are missing the point. 
This does not belong to us. We are not special.

1373
01:34:18,999 --> 01:34:21,308
Fuck that. You should have told me.

1374
01:34:22,119 --> 01:34:24,030
Hey, Tyler!

1375
01:34:25,799 --> 01:34:28,188
- Goddamn it, Tyler!
- What do you want?!

1376
01:34:28,279 --> 01:34:30,634
A statement of purpose?
Should I e-mail you?
Shoud I put this in your "action item list"?

1377
01:34:30,719 --> 01:34:33,279
- Oh... look...
- You decide your level of involvement!

1378
01:34:33,359 --> 01:34:35,919
I will! I wanna know certain things first!

1379
01:34:35,999 --> 01:34:38,513
- The first rule of Project Mayhem...
- Shut up!

1380
01:34:40,199 --> 01:34:43,794
- I wanna know what you're thinking.
- Fuck what you know!  You need to forget about
what you know, that's your problem.

1381
01:34:43,879 --> 01:34:47,189
Forget about what you think you know
about life, about friendship,

1382
01:34:47,279 --> 01:34:49,270
and especially about you and me.

1383
01:34:50,399 --> 01:34:52,469
What is that supposed to mean?

1384
01:34:55,719 --> 01:34:57,789
What are you doing?

1385
01:34:58,679 --> 01:35:01,273
Guys, what do you wish you'd done
before you died?

1386
01:35:01,359 --> 01:35:04,112
- Paint a self-portrait.
- Build a house.

1387
01:35:04,199 --> 01:35:06,474
- And you?
- I don't know. Nothing.

1388
01:35:06,559 --> 01:35:08,868
- Get in the right lane.
- You have to know! You have to know
the answer to this question.  

1389
01:35:08,959 --> 01:35:11,871
If you died right now,
how would you feel about your life?

1390
01:35:11,959 --> 01:35:15,474
I don't know! I wouldn't feel anything
good about my life. Is that what you
want to hear me say?

1391
01:35:15,559 --> 01:35:17,754
- Fine. Come on!
- Not good enough.

1392
01:35:17,839 --> 01:35:20,194
Stop fucking around! Tyler!

1393
01:35:21,399 --> 01:35:23,549
Jesus Christ!

1394
01:35:24,279 --> 01:35:26,270
Goddamn it! Goddamn it! Fuck you!

1395
01:35:26,359 --> 01:35:28,350
Fuck Fight Club. Fuck Marla!

1396
01:35:28,439 --> 01:35:30,999
I am sick of all your shit!

1397
01:35:31,079 --> 01:35:32,910
OK, man.

1398
01:35:34,639 --> 01:35:37,073
- Quit screwing around, take the wheel!
- Look at you!

1399
01:35:37,159 --> 01:35:39,798
- Take the wheel!
- Look at you! You're fucking pathetic!

1400
01:35:39,879 --> 01:35:44,794
- Why? Why? What are you talking about?
- Why do you think I blew up your condo?

1401
01:35:45,399 --> 01:35:46,878
What?

1402
01:35:46,959 --> 01:35:50,713
Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat.
It's not a goddamned seminar.

1403
01:35:50,799 --> 01:35:54,348
Stop trying to control everything
and just let go!

1404
01:35:55,999 --> 01:35:57,796
Let go!

1405
01:35:57,879 --> 01:35:59,870
All right. Fine.

1406
01:36:00,719 --> 01:36:02,550
Fine.

1407
01:36:58,519 --> 01:37:00,908
I'd never been in a car accident.

1408
01:37:00,999 --> 01:37:04,275
This must have been
what all those people felt like

1409
01:37:04,359 --> 01:37:07,431
before I filed them
as statistics in my reports.

1410
01:37:07,519 --> 01:37:09,510
Goddamn!

1411
01:37:12,879 --> 01:37:15,916
We've just had a near-life experience!

1412
01:37:19,599 --> 01:37:21,510
In the world I see,

1413
01:37:21,599 --> 01:37:25,308
you're stalking elk
through the damp canyon forests

1414
01:37:25,399 --> 01:37:28,277
around the ruins of Rockefeller Center.

1415
01:37:30,199 --> 01:37:34,397
You'll wear leather clothes
that will last you the rest of your life.

1416
01:37:34,479 --> 01:37:38,836
You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines
that wrap the Sears Tower.

1417
01:37:38,919 --> 01:37:43,310
And when you look down,
you'll see tiny figures pounding corn,

1418
01:37:43,399 --> 01:37:46,789
laying strips of venison
in the empty car pool lane

1419
01:37:46,879 --> 01:37:49,074
of some abandoned superhighway.

1420
01:38:01,959 --> 01:38:04,109
Feel better, champ.

1421
01:38:20,759 --> 01:38:22,477
And then...

1422
01:38:22,559 --> 01:38:24,038
Tyler?

1423
01:38:24,119 --> 01:38:26,110
...Tyler was gone.

1424
01:38:33,199 --> 01:38:35,155
Was I asleep?

1425
01:38:36,199 --> 01:38:38,155
Had I slept?

1426
01:38:38,239 --> 01:38:41,151
You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake.
You understand me?

1427
01:38:41,239 --> 01:38:43,594
The house had become a living thing.

1428
01:38:43,679 --> 01:38:48,116
Wet inside from so many people
sweating and breathing.

1429
01:38:48,599 --> 01:38:51,067
So many people moving, the house moved.

1430
01:38:53,839 --> 01:38:55,830
Planet Tyler.

1431
01:38:55,919 --> 01:38:57,910
I had to hug the walls.

1432
01:38:57,999 --> 01:39:00,991
Trapped inside
this clockwork of space monkeys.

1433
01:39:01,079 --> 01:39:04,708
You shouldn't be smoking in here!
You know how much ether we have
in this fucking house?

1434
01:39:04,799 --> 01:39:07,188
Cooking and working and sleeping in teams.

1435
01:39:09,359 --> 01:39:11,350
Hang on a second.

1436
01:39:29,479 --> 01:39:32,073
It's under control, sir.

1437
01:39:34,439 --> 01:39:36,191
Where's Tyler?

1438
01:39:36,279 --> 01:39:39,157
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not...

1439
01:39:39,239 --> 01:39:41,116
Right... OK.

1440
01:39:43,439 --> 01:39:45,430
I'm all alone.

1441
01:39:45,599 --> 01:39:49,114
My father dumped me. Tyler dumped me.

1442
01:39:49,199 --> 01:39:51,349
I am Jack's broken heart.

1443
01:39:55,399 --> 01:39:59,028
What comes next in Project Mayhem
only Tyler knows.

1444
01:39:59,919 --> 01:40:02,991
The second rule is you do not ask questions.

1445
01:40:05,679 --> 01:40:08,273
Get the fuck away from me!
Get the fuck away!

1446
01:40:08,639 --> 01:40:10,630
Who are all these people?

1447
01:40:15,679 --> 01:40:17,874
Paper Street Soap Company.

1448
01:40:19,359 --> 01:40:21,350
Can I come in?

1449
01:40:24,359 --> 01:40:26,350
He's not here.

1450
01:40:26,439 --> 01:40:28,555
What?

1451
01:40:29,559 --> 01:40:32,995
Tyler isn't here.

1452
01:40:33,079 --> 01:40:35,070
Tyler went away.

1453
01:40:35,479 --> 01:40:37,470
Tyler's gone.

1454
01:40:53,799 --> 01:40:55,437
Get some help!

1455
01:41:06,159 --> 01:41:10,835
Two gunshot wounds coming through!
Make some fucking room!

1456
01:41:10,919 --> 01:41:13,228
What happened? What happened?

1457
01:41:13,319 --> 01:41:16,072
We were on assignment. We were supposed
to kill two birds with one stone.

1458
01:41:17,319 --> 01:41:19,310
Destroy a piece of corporate art...

1459
01:41:19,399 --> 01:41:21,788
Operation Latte Thunder. Go!

1460
01:41:22,479 --> 01:41:25,516
..and trash a franchise coffee bar.

1461
01:41:31,679 --> 01:41:33,909
We had it all worked out, sir.

1462
01:41:41,759 --> 01:41:44,910
- It went smooth until...
- Police! Freeze!

1463
01:41:44,999 --> 01:41:47,638
- What?
- They shot Bob.

1464
01:41:49,079 --> 01:41:51,388
- They shot him in the head.
- Fucking pigs!

1465
01:41:56,559 --> 01:41:58,515
Oh, God!

1466
01:41:58,599 --> 01:42:01,716
- Those motherfuckers!
- You morons.

1467
01:42:01,799 --> 01:42:05,758
You're running around in ski masks
trying to blow things up?

1468
01:42:05,839 --> 01:42:08,399
What did you think was gonna happen?!

1469
01:42:10,119 --> 01:42:14,271
OK, quick! We gotta get rid of the evidence.
We gotta get rid of this body!

1470
01:42:14,359 --> 01:42:17,112
- Bury him.
- What?

1471
01:42:17,199 --> 01:42:19,349
Take him to the garden and bury him.

1472
01:42:19,439 --> 01:42:22,192
- Come on, people, let's go!
- Get the fuck off!

1473
01:42:22,279 --> 01:42:25,396
Get away from him!
What are you talking about?

1474
01:42:25,479 --> 01:42:27,947
This isn't fucking piece of evidence.
This is a person.

1475
01:42:28,039 --> 01:42:31,111
He's a friend of mine and you're
not gonna bury him in the fucking garden!

1476
01:42:31,199 --> 01:42:34,077
He was killed serving Project Mayhem, sir.

1477
01:42:34,159 --> 01:42:36,115
- This is Bob.
- Sir, in...

1478
01:42:36,199 --> 01:42:38,190
In Project Mayhem, we have no names.

1479
01:42:38,279 --> 01:42:40,190
Now, you listen to me.

1480
01:42:40,279 --> 01:42:44,636
This is a man and he has a name,
and it's Robert Paulsen, OK?

1481
01:42:44,719 --> 01:42:46,550
- Robert Paulsen.
- He's a man

1482
01:42:46,639 --> 01:42:49,358
and he's dead now because of us.
All right? Do you understand that?

1483
01:42:49,999 --> 01:42:52,194
I understand.

1484
01:42:54,359 --> 01:42:57,556
In death, a member of Project Mayhem

1485
01:42:57,639 --> 01:42:59,630
has a name.

1486
01:42:59,759 --> 01:43:02,557
His name is Robert Paulsen.

1487
01:43:02,999 --> 01:43:04,990
His name is Robert Paulsen.

1488
01:43:05,759 --> 01:43:08,319
His name... is Robert Paulsen.

1489
01:43:08,399 --> 01:43:12,074
His name is Robert Paulsen.

1490
01:43:12,159 --> 01:43:15,117
Come on, guys. Please. Stop it.

1491
01:43:15,199 --> 01:43:17,667
His name is Robert Paulsen.

1492
01:43:17,759 --> 01:43:20,717
Shut up! This is all over with!

1493
01:43:23,839 --> 01:43:26,228
Get the fuck out of here.

1494
01:43:53,799 --> 01:43:58,031
- Tyler?
- No, this is Detective Stern of the Arson Unit.

1495
01:43:58,119 --> 01:43:59,632
I need to see you in the office...

1496
01:44:03,959 --> 01:44:07,838
I went to all the cities
on Tyler's used ticket stubs, barhopping.

1497
01:44:07,919 --> 01:44:12,470
I didn't know how or why, but I could look
at 50 different bars, and somehow I just knew.

1498
01:44:12,559 --> 01:44:16,950
I'm looking for Tyler Durden.
It's very important that I talk to him.

1499
01:44:17,039 --> 01:44:18,631
I wish I could help you,

1500
01:44:18,719 --> 01:44:20,914
sir.

1501
01:44:25,999 --> 01:44:27,990
Every city I went to,

1502
01:44:28,999 --> 01:44:31,308
as soon as I set foot off the plane

1503
01:44:31,879 --> 01:44:34,074
I knew a Fight Club was close.

1504
01:44:34,159 --> 01:44:35,751
Hey! Hey!

1505
01:44:36,799 --> 01:44:38,312
Taxi!

1506
01:44:38,399 --> 01:44:40,390
Look at my face. I'm a member.

1507
01:44:40,479 --> 01:44:42,913
Now, I just need to know if you've seen Tyler.

1508
01:44:42,999 --> 01:44:46,548
I'm not exposed to bespeak
any such information to you,

1509
01:44:46,639 --> 01:44:51,155
nor would I even if I had said information you want,
at this juncture... be able.

1510
01:44:51,799 --> 01:44:55,348
- You're a moron.
- I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

1511
01:44:56,639 --> 01:45:01,474
Tyler had been busy...
setting up franchises all over the country.

1512
01:45:04,119 --> 01:45:08,397
Was I asleep? Had I slept?

1513
01:45:08,479 --> 01:45:10,629
Is Tyler my bad dream, or am I Tyler's?

1514
01:45:11,959 --> 01:45:14,917
- We've just heard the stories.
- What kind of stories?

1515
01:45:14,999 --> 01:45:19,072
- Like nobody knows what he looks like.
- He has facial reconstructive surgery every three years.

1516
01:45:19,159 --> 01:45:22,071
That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.

1517
01:45:22,159 --> 01:45:26,072
- Is it true about Fight Club in Miami?
- Is Mr. Durden building an army?

1518
01:45:26,159 --> 01:45:29,037
I was living in a state of perpetual deja vu.

1519
01:45:29,839 --> 01:45:31,830
Everywhere I went,

1520
01:45:31,919 --> 01:45:33,796
I felt I'd already been there.

1521
01:45:33,879 --> 01:45:36,677
It was like following an invisible man.

1522
01:45:37,719 --> 01:45:39,710
The smell of dried blood,

1523
01:45:39,799 --> 01:45:43,189
dirty, bare footprints circling each other.

1524
01:45:43,999 --> 01:45:47,071
That aroma of old sweat, like fried chicken.

1525
01:45:47,159 --> 01:45:50,549
The feel of a floor still warm
from a fight the night before.

1526
01:45:51,399 --> 01:45:54,197
I was always just one step behind Tyler.

1527
01:45:56,999 --> 01:45:59,991
His name is Robert Paulsen...

1528
01:46:04,439 --> 01:46:06,430
Welcome back, sir.

1529
01:46:07,359 --> 01:46:09,350
How have you been?

1530
01:46:09,439 --> 01:46:11,509
Do you know me?

1531
01:46:11,599 --> 01:46:13,908
Is this a test, sir?

1532
01:46:13,999 --> 01:46:15,796
No. This is not a test.

1533
01:46:15,879 --> 01:46:17,995
You were in here last Thursday.

1534
01:46:18,559 --> 01:46:20,754
Thursday?

1535
01:46:20,839 --> 01:46:24,627
You were standing exactly where you are now,
asking how good security is.

1536
01:46:25,279 --> 01:46:27,270
It's tight as a drum, sir.

1537
01:46:29,839 --> 01:46:31,909
Who do you think I am?

1538
01:46:31,999 --> 01:46:34,433
Are you sure this isn't a test?

1539
01:46:34,519 --> 01:46:36,350
No, this is not a test.

1540
01:46:36,439 --> 01:46:38,430
You're Mr. Durden.

1541
01:46:39,719 --> 01:46:42,279
You're the one who gave me this.

1542
01:46:42,359 --> 01:46:46,398
Please return your seat backs
to their full upright and locked position.

1543
01:46:57,359 --> 01:46:59,350
- Yeah?
- Marla, it's me.

1544
01:46:59,439 --> 01:47:01,316
- Have we ever done it?
- Done what?

1545
01:47:01,399 --> 01:47:02,718
Have we ever had sex?

1546
01:47:02,799 --> 01:47:04,869
What kind of stupid question is that?

1547
01:47:04,959 --> 01:47:07,234
Is it stupid because the answer is "yes"
or because the answer is "no"?

1548
01:47:07,319 --> 01:47:09,787
- Is this a trick?
- No, Marla. I need to know...

1549
01:47:09,879 --> 01:47:13,588
You wanna know if I think
we were just having sex or making love?

1550
01:47:13,679 --> 01:47:16,955
- We did make love?
- Is that what you're calling it?

1551
01:47:17,039 --> 01:47:19,758
Just answer the question, Marla, please!
Did we do it or not?!

1552
01:47:19,839 --> 01:47:22,637
You fuck me, then snub me.
You love me, you hate me.

1553
01:47:22,719 --> 01:47:25,472
You show me your sensitive side,
then you turn into a total asshole.

1554
01:47:25,559 --> 01:47:28,119
Is that a pretty accurate description
of our relationship, Tyler?

1555
01:47:28,199 --> 01:47:30,190
We have just lost cabin pressure.

1556
01:47:30,279 --> 01:47:31,712
What did you just say?

1557
01:47:31,799 --> 01:47:34,029
- What is wrong with you?
- What did you just called me? Say my name!

1558
01:47:34,119 --> 01:47:37,634
Tyler Durden! Tyler Durden!
You fucking freak! What's going on?

1559
01:47:37,719 --> 01:47:39,710
- I'm coming over!
- No, wait, Marla! I'm not there!

1560
01:47:39,799 --> 01:47:42,472
You broke your promise.

1561
01:47:42,559 --> 01:47:44,436
Jesus, Tyler.

1562
01:47:44,519 --> 01:47:47,829
- You fucking talked to her about me.
- What the fuck is going on here?

1563
01:47:47,919 --> 01:47:51,229
I asked you for one thing. One simple thing.

1564
01:47:51,319 --> 01:47:53,549
Why do people think that I'm you?

1565
01:47:54,079 --> 01:47:56,070
Answer me!

1566
01:47:58,359 --> 01:48:00,111
Sit.

1567
01:48:02,799 --> 01:48:05,393
Answer me. Why do people think I'm you?

1568
01:48:05,479 --> 01:48:07,549
I think you know.

1569
01:48:07,679 --> 01:48:10,147
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.

1570
01:48:10,239 --> 01:48:12,878
Why would anyone
possibly confuse you with me?

1571
01:48:12,959 --> 01:48:15,632
I... I don't know.

1572
01:48:20,199 --> 01:48:22,952
- You got it.
- No.

1573
01:48:23,039 --> 01:48:25,075
- Do not fuck with us!
- Say it.

1574
01:48:26,399 --> 01:48:28,355
Because...

1575
01:48:29,639 --> 01:48:30,754
Say it!

1576
01:48:32,359 --> 01:48:34,315
Because we're the same person.

1577
01:48:34,399 --> 01:48:36,435
That's right.

1578
01:48:36,519 --> 01:48:38,589
We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap.

1579
01:48:38,679 --> 01:48:42,228
- I don't understand this.
- You were looking for a way to change your life.

1580
01:48:42,319 --> 01:48:44,310
You could not do this on your own.

1581
01:48:44,399 --> 01:48:46,390
All the ways you wish you could be,

1582
01:48:46,479 --> 01:48:48,276
that's me.

1583
01:48:48,359 --> 01:48:51,396
I look like you wanna look,
I fuck like you wanna fuck.

1584
01:48:51,479 --> 01:48:53,709
I am smart, capable and, most importantly,

1585
01:48:53,799 --> 01:48:56,438
I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

1586
01:48:56,519 --> 01:48:57,474
Oh, no.

1587
01:48:57,559 --> 01:49:00,357
- Tyler's not here. Tyler went away.
- What?

1588
01:49:00,439 --> 01:49:02,669
This isn't possible. This is crazy.

1589
01:49:02,759 --> 01:49:04,715
People do it every day.

1590
01:49:04,799 --> 01:49:08,189
They talk to themselves.
They see themselves as they'd like to be.

1591
01:49:08,279 --> 01:49:11,396
They don't have the courage you have,
to just run with it.

1592
01:49:15,039 --> 01:49:18,270
Naturally you still wrestling with it,
so sometimes you're still you.

1593
01:49:18,359 --> 01:49:22,875
- We should do this again sometime.
- Other times, you imagine yourself watching me.

1594
01:49:22,959 --> 01:49:25,348
If this is your first night at fight club,
you have to fight.

1595
01:49:25,439 --> 01:49:29,637
Little by little,
you're just letting yourself become

1596
01:49:30,439 --> 01:49:32,270
Tyler Durden.

1597
01:49:32,359 --> 01:49:35,032
You are not your job
or how much money you have in the bank!

1598
01:49:35,119 --> 01:49:37,428
- No. You have a house.
- Rented in your name.

1599
01:49:37,519 --> 01:49:40,989
- You have jobs, you have a whole life.
- You have night jobs, because you can't sleep.

1600
01:49:41,079 --> 01:49:42,797
Or you stay up and make soap.

1601
01:49:42,879 --> 01:49:47,634
- You're fucking Marla, Tyler.
- Technically, you are fucking Marla.
It's all the same to her.

1602
01:49:49,279 --> 01:49:51,235
Oh, my God.

1603
01:49:52,199 --> 01:49:54,190
Now you see our dilemma.

1604
01:49:54,279 --> 01:49:56,474
She knows too much.

1605
01:49:56,559 --> 01:50:01,474
I think we're gonna have to talk about
how this might compromise our goals.

1606
01:50:01,559 --> 01:50:03,595
What... What are you saying?

1607
01:50:04,519 --> 01:50:08,592
This is bullshit. This is bullshit,
I'm not listening to this!

1608
01:50:08,679 --> 01:50:11,239
- You are insane!
- No. You're insane.

1609
01:50:11,319 --> 01:50:13,958
We simply do not have time for this crap.

1610
01:50:15,359 --> 01:50:17,475
It's called a changeover.

1611
01:50:17,559 --> 01:50:19,550
The movie goes on

1612
01:50:19,639 --> 01:50:22,631
and nobody in the audience has any idea.

1613
01:50:35,079 --> 01:50:38,594
- Sir! Are you checking out?
- Yeah. Bill me.

1614
01:50:38,679 --> 01:50:40,988
I need you to initiate this
list of phone calls, please.

1615
01:50:45,239 --> 01:50:49,118
- When were these made?
- It says right there, sir.
Between 2.00 and 3.30 this morning.

1616
01:50:54,719 --> 01:50:58,678
Had I been going to bed earlier every night?
Have I been sleeping later?

1617
01:50:58,759 --> 01:51:03,435
Have I been Tyler longer and longer?

1618
01:51:05,839 --> 01:51:08,148
Is anybody here?

1619
01:51:10,719 --> 01:51:12,710
Deja vu all over again.

1620
01:51:14,319 --> 01:51:16,708
With enough soap,
we could blow just about anything.

1621
01:51:18,959 --> 01:51:20,950
Oh, my God.

1622
01:51:24,679 --> 01:51:26,954
- 1888.
- Who am I calling?

1623
01:51:27,359 --> 01:51:30,874
1888 Franklin. This is maintenance. Hello?

1624
01:51:31,999 --> 01:51:33,557
Hello?

1625
01:51:33,639 --> 01:51:35,630
1888 Franklin Street?

1626
01:51:35,719 --> 01:51:37,710
Yes. Can I help you?

1627
01:51:40,079 --> 01:51:42,547
- Hello?
- Yeah, yeah.

1628
01:51:42,639 --> 01:51:45,073
I need to talk to your supervisor right away.

1629
01:51:45,159 --> 01:51:47,150
- Speaking.
- OK, listen to me.

1630
01:51:47,239 --> 01:51:50,276
I think something really terrible
is about to happen in your building.
You have got...

1631
01:51:50,359 --> 01:51:52,350
It's under control, sir.

1632
01:51:52,799 --> 01:51:56,189
- Excuse me?
- Don't worry about us, sir. We're solid.

1633
01:52:00,279 --> 01:52:01,553
2160.

1634
01:52:08,879 --> 01:52:11,268
Marla! Marla! Hey, wait!

1635
01:52:12,919 --> 01:52:15,592
Wait! I gotta talk to you! Marla! Marla!

1636
01:52:15,679 --> 01:52:19,672
Your whacked-out bald freaks
hit me with a fucking broom!
They almost broke my arm!

1637
01:52:19,759 --> 01:52:22,398
They were burning their fingertips with lye.
The stink was unbelievable.

1638
01:52:22,479 --> 01:52:26,267
Look... listen. It'll take a
tremendous act of faith on your part,
but you have got to hear me out.

1639
01:52:26,359 --> 01:52:30,147
- Here comes an avalanche of bullshit.
- A little more faith than that.

1640
01:52:33,239 --> 01:52:35,707
No, listen. I don't want to hear
anything you have to say.

1641
01:52:35,799 --> 01:52:37,835
You have every right to be...

1642
01:52:38,399 --> 01:52:40,196
I'll just have a coffee, thanks.

1643
01:52:40,279 --> 01:52:43,112
Sir. Anything you order is
free of charge, sir.

1644
01:52:43,199 --> 01:52:45,155
Why is it free of charge?

1645
01:52:45,239 --> 01:52:47,195
- Don't ask.
- Whatever.

1646
01:52:47,279 --> 01:52:52,558
I'll have the clam chowder, the fried
chicken and a baked potato with
everything and a chocolate chiffon pie.

1647
01:52:52,639 --> 01:52:54,630
Clean food, please.

1648
01:52:54,719 --> 01:52:57,631
In that case, sir, may I advise
against the lady eating the clam chowder.

1649
01:52:57,719 --> 01:52:59,710
No clam chowder. Thank you.

1650
01:53:01,119 --> 01:53:03,269
You got about 30 seconds.

1651
01:53:05,839 --> 01:53:08,273
I know I've been acting very, very strange, OK?

1652
01:53:08,359 --> 01:53:11,635
- I know it' been like there's two sides to me...
- Two sides?

1653
01:53:11,719 --> 01:53:16,554
- You're Dr Jekyll and Mr Jackass.
- I deserve that, but I've come to
realize something very, very important.

1654
01:53:16,639 --> 01:53:20,552
- What?
- The full extent of our relationship
wasn't really clear

1655
01:53:20,639 --> 01:53:22,914
to me up until now,
for reasons I'm no going into.

1656
01:53:22,999 --> 01:53:25,467
- But the important thing is that I know
I haven't been treating you so well.
- Whatever.

1657
01:53:25,559 --> 01:53:28,153
No, no. Fifteen seconds!
Fifteen seconds, please!

1658
01:53:28,239 --> 01:53:30,434
Fifteen seconds, please,
don't open your mouth.

1659
01:53:30,519 --> 01:53:32,510
I'm trying to tell that you I'm sorry.

1660
01:53:32,599 --> 01:53:36,717
Because what I've come to realize
is that I really like you, Marla.

1661
01:53:36,799 --> 01:53:38,835
You do?

1662
01:53:38,919 --> 01:53:40,716
I really do.

1663
01:53:40,799 --> 01:53:44,951
I care about you and I don't want anything
bad to happen to you because of me.

1664
01:53:45,039 --> 01:53:47,678
Marla, your life is in danger.

1665
01:53:47,759 --> 01:53:49,590
What?

1666
01:53:49,679 --> 01:53:53,228
You need to leave town for a while.
Get out of any major city.

1667
01:53:53,319 --> 01:53:55,992
- Go camping or something...
- You're an insane person.

1668
01:53:56,079 --> 01:53:59,389
- No. I've involved you in something terrible
that's about to happen. You are not safe...
- No. Shut up!

1669
01:53:59,479 --> 01:54:01,913
- You're not safe.
- Shut up!

1670
01:54:03,639 --> 01:54:07,917
- Listen, I tried, Tyler. I really tried.
- I know you did.

1671
01:54:07,999 --> 01:54:10,911
There are things about you I like.
You're smart, you're funny.

1672
01:54:10,999 --> 01:54:12,876
You're spectacular in bed.

1673
01:54:12,959 --> 01:54:14,312
But

1674
01:54:14,399 --> 01:54:16,390
you're intolerable.

1675
01:54:16,479 --> 01:54:18,868
You have very serious emotional problems.

1676
01:54:18,959 --> 01:54:22,747
Deep-seated problems
for which you should seek professional help.

1677
01:54:22,839 --> 01:54:26,627
- I know, and I'm sorry.
- You're sorry, I'm sorry. Everyone's sorry. But...

1678
01:54:27,759 --> 01:54:29,750
...I can't do this any more.

1679
01:54:29,839 --> 01:54:31,830
I can't.

1680
01:54:31,919 --> 01:54:33,910
And I won't.

1681
01:54:33,999 --> 01:54:35,955
I'm gone.

1682
01:54:36,039 --> 01:54:38,599
You can't leave, Marla! You're not safe!

1683
01:54:41,319 --> 01:54:43,879
- Marla, you don't understand!
- Leave me alone!

1684
01:54:43,959 --> 01:54:46,393
- Marla, I am trying to protect you!
- Let go!

1685
01:54:46,479 --> 01:54:49,357
- I don't ever want to see you again!
- That's fine, if that's what it takes.

1686
01:54:49,439 --> 01:54:51,430
Hold on, wait right here!

1687
01:54:55,199 --> 01:54:57,633
Hold it right there! Shut up!

1688
01:54:57,719 --> 01:54:59,755
Take this money and get on this bus.

1689
01:54:59,839 --> 01:55:01,909
I promise I will never bother you again,
if that's what you want.

1690
01:55:01,999 --> 01:55:03,398
Shut up!

1691
01:55:03,479 --> 01:55:06,551
Please get on the bus.
Please get on the bus.

1692
01:55:07,679 --> 01:55:09,670
Why are you doing this?

1693
01:55:09,759 --> 01:55:13,672
They think you are some kind of a threat.
I can't explain it now, just trust me!

1694
01:55:13,759 --> 01:55:17,957
- If I see where you're going, you won't be safe.
- I'm not paying this back, I consider it "asshole tax".

1695
01:55:18,039 --> 01:55:22,237
- Fine. Remember, stay out of major cities,
for at least a couple of days, OK?
- Tyler.

1696
01:55:23,719 --> 01:55:26,438
You're the worst thing
that ever happened to me.

1697
01:55:40,839 --> 01:55:43,399
Hello. I need you to arrest me.

1698
01:55:43,479 --> 01:55:46,118
I am the leader of a terrorist organisation

1699
01:55:46,199 --> 01:55:50,954
responsible for numerous acts
of vandalism and assault all over this city.

1700
01:55:51,039 --> 01:55:54,748
In the metropolitan area,
we had probably a couple hundred members.

1701
01:55:54,839 --> 01:55:58,514
Chapters have sprung up
in five or six other major cities already.

1702
01:55:58,639 --> 01:56:01,551
This is a tightly-regimented organisation

1703
01:56:01,639 --> 01:56:07,032
with many cells capable of operating
completely independent of central leadership.

1704
01:56:07,119 --> 01:56:10,828
Go to the house, OK? 1537 Paper Street.

1705
01:56:10,919 --> 01:56:12,750
That's our headquarters.

1706
01:56:12,839 --> 01:56:15,307
In the back, buried in the garden,

1707
01:56:15,399 --> 01:56:18,311
you'll find the body of Robert Paulsen.

1708
01:56:18,399 --> 01:56:21,596
In the basement,
you're gonna find some bathtubs

1709
01:56:21,679 --> 01:56:26,799
that have been used very recently
to make large quantities of nitroglycerin.

1710
01:56:26,879 --> 01:56:28,835
I believe the plan is to blow up

1711
01:56:28,919 --> 01:56:31,877
the headquarters
of these credit card companies

1712
01:56:31,959 --> 01:56:33,950
and the TRW building.

1713
01:56:34,879 --> 01:56:38,076
Why these buildings?
Why credit card companies?

1714
01:56:38,159 --> 01:56:41,629
If you erase the debt record,
then we all go back to zero.

1715
01:56:42,439 --> 01:56:44,430
You'll create total chaos.

1716
01:56:45,959 --> 01:56:49,076
Keep him talking. I need to make a phone call.

1717
01:56:59,199 --> 01:57:01,349
I really admire what you're doing.

1718
01:57:01,799 --> 01:57:03,790
What?

1719
01:57:03,879 --> 01:57:05,835
You're a brave man to order this.

1720
01:57:05,919 --> 01:57:07,637
You're a genius, sir.

1721
01:57:07,719 --> 01:57:12,270
You said if anyone ever interferes
with Project Mayhem, even you,

1722
01:57:12,359 --> 01:57:14,589
we gotta get his balls.

1723
01:57:15,959 --> 01:57:18,996
- It's useless to fight.
- It's really a powerful gesture, Mr. Durden.

1724
01:57:19,079 --> 01:57:21,991
- It'll set quite an example.
- You're making a big mistake, fellas!

1725
01:57:22,079 --> 01:57:24,798
- You said you'd say that.
- I'm not Tyler Durden!

1726
01:57:24,879 --> 01:57:28,588
- You told us you'd say that too.
- All right. I am Tyler Durden.

1727
01:57:28,679 --> 01:57:31,273
Listen to me. I'm giving you a direct order.

1728
01:57:31,359 --> 01:57:35,352
- We're aborting this mission right now.
- You said you would definitely say that.

1729
01:57:41,239 --> 01:57:44,629
Are you fucking out of your minds?
You're police officers!

1730
01:57:45,439 --> 01:57:47,430
Is somebody timing this?

1731
01:57:47,599 --> 01:57:50,432
Keep your mouth shut.

1732
01:57:50,519 --> 01:57:52,510
Shit!

1733
01:57:55,039 --> 01:57:57,712
Some of this information checks out.

1734
01:57:57,799 --> 01:58:00,950
- Let's go over to that house on Paper Street.
- Be right there.
- OK.

1735
01:58:01,639 --> 01:58:03,357
Hey, wait!

1736
01:58:03,999 --> 01:58:06,433
- I got him.
- Sir, we have to do this.

1737
01:58:06,519 --> 01:58:08,908
- Stop fighting!
- Where's the rubber band?

1738
01:58:08,999 --> 01:58:11,388
Get away from me! Drop that fucking knife!
Drop it!

1739
01:58:14,799 --> 01:58:18,075
Back up. Face down on
the floor both you right now!

1740
01:58:19,279 --> 01:58:21,235
Get down on the floor!

1741
01:58:25,799 --> 01:58:28,552
The first person
that comes out of this fucking door

1742
01:58:28,639 --> 01:58:30,516
gets... gets a lead salad! Understand?

1743
01:58:53,879 --> 01:58:56,347
Get away! Stay away!

1744
01:59:08,759 --> 01:59:10,750
I ran.

1745
01:59:11,279 --> 01:59:15,272
I ran until my muscles burned
and my veins pumped battery acid.

1746
01:59:17,799 --> 01:59:19,790
Then I ran some more.

1747
01:59:58,799 --> 02:00:01,029
What the fuck are you doing?

1748
02:00:01,119 --> 02:00:03,952
Running around in your underpants?
Man, you look like a crazy person!

1749
02:00:04,039 --> 02:00:07,031
No. I'm onto you.
I know what's going on here.

1750
02:00:07,119 --> 02:00:11,829
Come on, then. I got us some great place
to watch from. It'll be like pay-per-view.

1751
02:00:57,839 --> 02:01:00,399
- Oh, Christ.
- Now what are you doing?

1752
02:01:00,479 --> 02:01:03,710
- I'm stopping this.
- Why?

1753
02:01:03,799 --> 02:01:07,030
- The greatest thing you've ever done, man.
- I can't let this happen.

1754
02:01:07,119 --> 02:01:10,236
There are 10 other bombs
in 10 other buildings.

1755
02:01:10,319 --> 02:01:12,549
Goddamn it! Since when is Project Mayhem
about murder?

1756
02:01:12,639 --> 02:01:14,550
The buildings are empty.

1757
02:01:14,639 --> 02:01:17,358
Security and maintenance are
all our people. We're not killing
anyone, man! We're setting 'em free!

1758
02:01:17,439 --> 02:01:20,112
Bob is dead. They shot him in the head.

1759
02:01:20,199 --> 02:01:23,430
You wanna make an omelette,
you gotta break some eggs.

1760
02:01:23,519 --> 02:01:26,955
No. I'm not listening to you.
You're not even there.

1761
02:01:32,759 --> 02:01:36,957
I wouldn't do that.
Unless you knew which wires were what.

1762
02:01:37,039 --> 02:01:38,677
If you know, then I know.

1763
02:01:44,079 --> 02:01:48,231
Or - maybe I knew you'd know, so I spent
the whole day thinking about the wrong ones.

1764
02:01:56,439 --> 02:01:57,474
You think?

1765
02:01:59,399 --> 02:02:01,390
Oh, heavens, no. Not the green one.

1766
02:02:02,239 --> 02:02:05,117
Pull anyone but the green one.

1767
02:02:09,639 --> 02:02:12,153
I asked you not to do that!

1768
02:02:13,919 --> 02:02:15,432
Fuck!

1769
02:02:16,319 --> 02:02:18,355
Tyler, get away from the van.

1770
02:02:20,479 --> 02:02:23,710
Tyler, I'm not kidding!
Get away from the van!

1771
02:02:23,799 --> 02:02:25,118
Goddamn it!

1772
02:02:31,199 --> 02:02:32,518
OK.

1773
02:02:32,599 --> 02:02:35,830
You are now firing a gun
at your imaginary friend

1774
02:02:35,919 --> 02:02:38,387
near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!

1775
02:02:40,519 --> 02:02:42,191
Cool it, Tyler! Tyler!

1776
02:02:54,879 --> 02:02:56,870
Come on!

1777
02:02:56,959 --> 02:02:58,915
Don't go!

1778
02:03:34,959 --> 02:03:36,108
What?!

1779
02:04:19,199 --> 02:04:19,359
Three minutes.

1780
02:04:19,359 --> 02:04:21,190
Three minutes.

1781
02:04:21,279 --> 02:04:23,474
This is it.

1782
02:04:23,559 --> 02:04:25,515
The beginning.

1783
02:04:25,599 --> 02:04:27,476
Ground zero.

1784
02:04:27,559 --> 02:04:29,754
I think this is about where we came in.

1785
02:04:29,839 --> 02:04:32,194
Would you like to say a few words
to mark the occasion?

1786
02:04:32,279 --> 02:04:35,191
I'm sorry?

1787
02:04:35,279 --> 02:04:37,270
I still can't think of anything.

1788
02:04:39,239 --> 02:04:41,230
Flashback humour.

1789
02:04:46,119 --> 02:04:48,075
It's getting exciting now.

1790
02:04:49,559 --> 02:04:51,277
Two and a half.

1791
02:04:51,359 --> 02:04:53,827
Think of everything we've accomplished, man.

1792
02:04:53,919 --> 02:04:58,515
Out these windows, we will view
the collapse of financial history.

1793
02:04:58,599 --> 02:05:02,148
One step closer to economic equilibrium.

1794
02:05:15,199 --> 02:05:17,474
Why is she here?

1795
02:05:17,559 --> 02:05:19,390
Tying up loose ends.

1796
02:05:19,479 --> 02:05:22,437
Put me down, you baldheaded fuck!

1797
02:05:22,519 --> 02:05:25,511
- I'm begging you, please don't do this.
- I'm not doing this.

1798
02:05:25,599 --> 02:05:28,909
- We are doing this. This is what we want.
- No.

1799
02:05:28,999 --> 02:05:33,515
- I don't want this.
- Right. Except you is meaningless now.

1800
02:05:33,599 --> 02:05:37,433
- We have to forget about you.
- You're a voice in my head.

1801
02:05:37,519 --> 02:05:39,510
You're a voice in mine!

1802
02:05:39,599 --> 02:05:42,318
-  You're a fucking hallucination,
why can't I get rid of you?
- You need me.

1803
02:05:42,399 --> 02:05:44,390
No. I don't. I really don't any more.

1804
02:05:44,479 --> 02:05:48,597
You created me. I didn't create some
loser alter ego to make myself feel better.

1805
02:05:48,679 --> 02:05:52,467
- Take some responsibility!
- I do. I am responsible for all of it

1806
02:05:52,599 --> 02:05:54,237
and I accept that.

1807
02:05:54,319 --> 02:05:58,198
So, please, I'm begging you,
please call this off.

1808
02:06:00,119 --> 02:06:02,235
Have I ever let us down?

1809
02:06:03,599 --> 02:06:05,829
How far have you come because of me?!

1810
02:06:11,479 --> 02:06:13,470
I will bring us through this.

1811
02:06:13,559 --> 02:06:17,188
As always, I will carry you
kicking and screaming

1812
02:06:17,279 --> 02:06:19,588
and in the end you will thank me.

1813
02:06:20,079 --> 02:06:22,468
Tyler. Tyler.

1814
02:06:22,559 --> 02:06:25,949
I'm grateful to you.
For everything that you've done for me.

1815
02:06:26,039 --> 02:06:28,599
But this is too much. I don't want this.

1816
02:06:28,679 --> 02:06:33,753
What do you want?
Wanna go back to the shit job?
Fucking condo world, watching sitcoms?

1817
02:06:33,839 --> 02:06:35,830
Fuck you! I won't do it.

1818
02:06:36,639 --> 02:06:40,314
- This can't be happening.
- It's already done, so shut up!

1819
02:06:40,399 --> 02:06:41,957
Sixty seconds, can you see alright?

1820
02:06:42,479 --> 02:06:44,470
No.

1821
02:06:46,279 --> 02:06:48,952
I can figure this out. I can figure this out.
This is not for real.

1822
02:06:49,039 --> 02:06:52,554
You're not real, that gun...
That gun isn't even in your hand.

1823
02:06:53,999 --> 02:06:55,990
The gun's in my hand.

1824
02:07:00,799 --> 02:07:03,154
Hey, good for you. It doesn't change a thing.

1825
02:07:11,679 --> 02:07:14,239
Why do you wanna put a gun to your head?

1826
02:07:14,319 --> 02:07:16,310
Not my head, Tyler.

1827
02:07:16,879 --> 02:07:18,835
Our head.

1828
02:07:20,279 --> 02:07:22,270
Interesting.

1829
02:07:25,159 --> 02:07:27,719
Where are you going with this, IKEA-boy?

1830
02:07:33,919 --> 02:07:36,797
Hey. It's you and me.

1831
02:07:39,399 --> 02:07:41,390
Friends?

1832
02:07:42,199 --> 02:07:44,190
Tyler,

1833
02:07:47,479 --> 02:07:49,754
I want you to really listen to me.

1834
02:07:49,839 --> 02:07:52,194
OK.

1835
02:07:52,279 --> 02:07:54,270
My eyes are open.

1836
02:08:12,239 --> 02:08:14,195
What's that smell?

1837
02:08:32,999 --> 02:08:35,877
- Where is everybody?
- Oh, no. What's going on?

1838
02:08:36,519 --> 02:08:38,032
Mr. Durden!

1839
02:08:39,079 --> 02:08:40,831
Oh, my God!

1840
02:08:45,999 --> 02:08:49,071
Are you... Are you all right, sir?

1841
02:08:49,159 --> 02:08:52,947
- Oh, yeah, I'm OK.
- You look terrible, sir. What happened?

1842
02:08:53,039 --> 02:08:56,873
- Nothing, it's no problem.
- No, no, no, sir. He's not kidding.

1843
02:08:56,959 --> 02:08:59,598
- You look really awful.
You need mediacl assistance.
- I'm fine.

1844
02:08:59,719 --> 02:09:03,155
Look, I'm fine... Everything's fine.

1845
02:09:05,359 --> 02:09:07,509
Stop it!

1846
02:09:07,599 --> 02:09:10,591
- Let her go.
- Christ Almighty!

1847
02:09:10,679 --> 02:09:12,397
You!

1848
02:09:12,479 --> 02:09:14,470
Hi, Marla.

1849
02:09:14,959 --> 02:09:19,589
- Leave her with me. Get your stuff.
Meet me downstairs.
- Are you sure?

1850
02:09:19,679 --> 02:09:21,670
Yes, I'm sure.

1851
02:09:22,719 --> 02:09:26,678
You fucker! What kind of sick
fucking game are you playing at?!

1852
02:09:26,759 --> 02:09:29,353
Putting me on a fucking...
Oh, my God, your face!

1853
02:09:29,439 --> 02:09:30,872
Yeah, I know.

1854
02:09:35,439 --> 02:09:37,270
What happened?

1855
02:09:37,359 --> 02:09:39,395
- Don't ask.
- You're shot.

1856
02:09:39,479 --> 02:09:41,470
- Yes, I'm shot.
- Oh, my God.

1857
02:09:42,359 --> 02:09:45,271
- I can't believe he's standing.
- One tough motherfucker.

1858
02:09:48,919 --> 02:09:50,716
Who did this?

1859
02:09:50,799 --> 02:09:53,188
I did, actually.

1860
02:09:53,279 --> 02:09:55,270
Find some gauze.

1861
02:09:56,559 --> 02:09:58,515
You shot yourself?

1862
02:09:58,599 --> 02:10:01,159
Yes, but it's OK. Marla, look at me.

1863
02:10:01,239 --> 02:10:03,389
I'm really OK.

1864
02:10:03,479 --> 02:10:07,267
Trust me. Everything's gonna be fine.

1865
02:10:19,559 --> 02:10:23,313
You met me at a very strange time in my life.

1866
02:10:24,305 --> 02:11:24,191
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