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Who are the real-world Illuminati ?
Find out @ saveanilluminati.com

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People are always asking me
if I know Tyler Durden.

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Three minutes.

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This is it. Ground zero.

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Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion?

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With a gun barrel between your teeth,
you speak only in vowels.

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I can't think of anything.

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For a second I totally forget about
Tyler's whole controlled demolition thing

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and I wonder how clean that gun is.

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Getting exciting now.

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That old thing,
how you always hurt the one you love.

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Well, it works both ways.

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We have front row seats
for this theatre of Mass Destruction.

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The Demolitions Committee
of Project Mayhem

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wrapped the foundation columns
of a dozen buildings with blastin gelatin.

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In two minutes,
primary charges will blow base charges

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and a few blocks will be reduced
to smouldering rubble.

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I know this, because Tyler knows this.

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Two and a half.
Think of everything we've accomplished.

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Suddenly I realise that all of this:
the gun, the bombs, the revolution...

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has got something to do
with a girl named Marla Singer.

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Bob. Bob had bitch tits.

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This was a support group
for men with testicular cancer.

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The big moosie slobbering all overme,
that was Bob.

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We're still men.

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Yes, we're men.

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Men is what we are.

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Eight month ago, Bob's testicles were removed.
Then hormone therapy.

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He developed bitch tits because
his testosterone was too high

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and his body upped the estrogen.

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- That was where I fit...
- They're gonna have to open my pecs again
and drain the fluid.

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..between those huge sweating tits

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that hung enormous,
the way you'd think of God's as big.

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OK, you cry now.

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No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier.

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For six months, I couldn't sleep.

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I couldn't sleep.

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With insomnia, nothing's real.

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Everything's far away.

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Everything is a copy, of a copy,

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of a copy.

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When deep space exploration ramps up,
it'll be the corporations that name everything:

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The IBM Stellar Sphere.

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The Microsoft Galaxy.

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Planet Starbucks.

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Gonna need you out-of-town a little more this week.
We've got some "red-flags" to cover.

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It must have been Tuesday.
He was wearing his "cornflower-blue" tie.

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You want me to de-prioritize my current reports
until you advise of a status upgrade?

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Make these your primary "action items".
Here are your flight coupons.
Call me from the road if there are any snags.

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He was full of pep.
Must've had his grande latte enema.

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Like so many others, I had become
a slave to the IKEA nesting instinct.

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Yes. I'd like to order

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the Erika Peccary dust ruffles.

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- Please hold.
- If I saw something clever,

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like coffee table in the shape of a yin and yang,
I had to have it.

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The Klipske personal office unit,

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The Hovertrekke home exer-bike.

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Or the Johannshamnh sofa
with the Strinne green stripe pattern.

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Even the Rislampa wire lamps of
environmentally-friendly unbleached paper.

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I would flip through catalogs and wonder

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"What kind of dining set
defines me as a person?"

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I had it all. Even the glass dishes
with tiny bubbles and imperfections,

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proof that they were crafted by the honest,
simple, hard-working, indigenous peoples of...

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- Please hold.
- ..wherever.

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We used to read pornography.

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Now it was the Horchow Collection.

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- No. You can't die from insomnia.
- What about narcolepsy?

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I nod off, I wake up in strange places.

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I have no idea how I got there.

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- You need to lighten up.
- Can you please just give me something?

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Red and blue Tuinal lipstick-red seconals.

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No. You need healthy, natural sleep.

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Chew some valerian root
and get some more exercise.

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Hey, come on.

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- I'm in pain.
- You wanna see pain?

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Swing by First Methodist, Tuesday nights.

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See the guys with testicular cancer.

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That's pain.

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I always wanted three kids...
two boys and a girl.

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Mindy wanted two girls and a boy.

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We never could agree on anything.

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Well, I... She...

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She had her first child last week.

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A girl.

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With... With her... With her new husband.

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Fuck!

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Thank God, you know...

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I'm glad for her.

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Because she deserves it...

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Everyone, let's thank Thomas
for sharing himself with us.

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Thank you, Thomas.

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I look around this room,
and I see a lot of courage.

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And that gives me strength.

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We give each other strength.

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It's time for the one-on-ones.

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So let's all of us follow Thomas's good example
and really open ourselves.

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Could you find a partner?

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And this is how I met the big moosie.

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His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears.

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Knees together, those awkward little steps.

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- My name is Bob.
- Bob?

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Bob had been a champion body-builder.

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You know that chest expansion program
you see on late night TV?

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That was his idea.

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I was a juicer.

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You know, using steroids?

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Diabonol and

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Wisterol.

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Oh, they use that on racehorses,
for Christsakes.

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And now I'm bankrupt.

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I'm divorced.

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My two grown kids

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won't even return my phone calls.

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Strangers with this kind of honesty
make me go a big rubbery one.

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Go ahead,... Cornelius.

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You can cry.

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And then... something happened.
I let go.

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That's really good.

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Lost in oblivion.

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Dark and silent and complete.

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I found freedom.
Losing all hope was freedom.

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It's OK.

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Babies don't sleep this well.

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I became addicted.

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If I didn't say anything

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people always assumed the worst.

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They cried harder... then I cried harder.

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Now we're going to open the green door,
the heart chakra...

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I wasn't really dying.

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I wasn't host to cancer or parasites.

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I was the warm little centre
that the life of this world crowded around.

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Imagine your pain
as a white ball of healing light.

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It moves over your body, healing you.

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Now keep this going. Remember to breathe

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and step forward
through the back door of the room.

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Where does it lead?

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To your cave.

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Step forward

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into your cave.

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That's right.

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You're going deeper into your cave.

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And you're going to find

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your power animal.

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Slide.

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Every evening I died.

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And every evening I was born again.

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Resurrected.

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Bob loved me because he thought
my testicles were removed too.

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Being there, pressed agains these tits,

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ready to cry.

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This was my vacation.

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And she

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ruined everything.

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This is cancer, right?

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This chick, Marla Singer,

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did not have testicular cancer.

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She was a liar.

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She had no diseases at all.

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I had seen her at "Free And Clear",
my blood parasites group, Thursdays.

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Then at Hope,
my bimonthly sickle cell circle.

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And again, at "Seize The Day",
my tuberculosis, Friday night.

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Marla,

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the big tourist.

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Her lie reflected my lie.

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And suddenly, I felt nothing.

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I couldn't cry. So once again,

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I couldn't sleep.

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Next group, after guided meditation,

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after we open our heart chakras,
when it's time to hug,

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I'm gonna grab that little bitch,
Marla Singer, and scream.

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Marla, you liar!
You big tourist, I need this! Now, get out!

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I hadn't slept in four days.

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We'll just let that dry...

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When you have insomnia,
you're never really asleep.

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And you're never really awake.

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To begin tonight's communion,

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Chloe would like to say a few words.

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Oh, yeah. Chloe.

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Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton
would look if you made it smile and walk around

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a party being extra nice to everybody.

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Well, I'm still here.

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But I don't know for how long.

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That's as much certainty
as anyone can give me.

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But I've got some good news.

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I no longer have any fear of death.

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But... I am in a pretty lonely place.

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No one will have sex with me.

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I'm so close to the end,
and all I want is to get laid for the last time.

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I have pornographic movies
in my apartment,

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- and lubricants and amyl nitrite.
- Thank you, Chloe.

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Everyone, let's thank Chloe.

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Thank you, Chloe.

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Now, let's ready ourselves
for guided meditation.

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You're standing at the entrance of your cave.

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You step inside your cave and you walk...

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If I did have a tumour, I'd name it Marla.

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Marla.

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The little scratch on the roof of your mouth
that would heal if you could stop tonguing it.

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But you can't.

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..deeper into your cave as you walk.

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You feel a healing energy all around you.

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Now find your power animal.

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Slide.

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OK. Let's partner up.

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Pick someone special to you tonight.

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Hey.

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- We need to talk.
- Sure.

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- I'm onto you.
- What?

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Yeah. You're a faker. You're not dying.

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Sorry?

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In the Tibetan philosophy, Sylvia Plath
sense of the word, I know we're all dying.

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- But you're not dying the way Chloe back there is dying.
- So?

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So you're a tourist.

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I've seen you. I saw you at melanoma,
I saw you at tuberculosis.

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I saw you at testicular cancer!

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I saw you practising this.

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- Practising what?
- Telling me off.

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Is it going as well as you hoped,... "Rupert"?

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I'll expose you.

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Go ahead. I'll expose you.

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Come together. Let yourselves cry.

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Oh, God. Why are you doing this?

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It's cheaper than a movie
and there's free coffee.

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Look, this is important. OK?
These are my groups.

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I've been coming here for over a year.

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- Why do you do it?
- I don't know.

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When people think you're dying, they really,
really listen to you instead of just...

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Instead of just waiting for their turn to speak.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Share yourself... completely.

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Look, you don't want to get into this.

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- It becomes an addiction.
- Really?

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I'm not kidding. I can't cry
if there's another faker person, and I need this.

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You got to find somewhere else to go.

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Candy-stripe a cancer ward.
It's not my problem.

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No, wait a second. Hold on.

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We'll split up the week, OK?

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You take lymphoma and tuberculosis.

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You take tuberculosis.
My smoking doesn't go over at all.

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OK. Good. Fine.
Testicular cancer should be no contest.

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Well, technically. I have more of a right
to be there than you. You still have your balls.

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- You're kidding.
- I don't know. Am I?

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No. No.

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- What do you want?
- I'll take the parasites.

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You can't have both parasites.
Take the blood parasites.

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- I want brain parasites.
- I'll take the blood parasites and organic brain dementia.

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- I want that.
- You can't have the whole brain.

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So far, you have four. I only have two.

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OK. Take blood parasites. They're yours.

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Now we both have three...

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00:17:34,699 --> 00:17:37,368
Hey! You left half your clothes.

252
00:17:53,882 --> 00:17:56,040
- What, are you selling those?
- Yes!

253
00:17:56,134 --> 00:17:58,209
I'm selling some clothes!

254
00:17:58,302 --> 00:18:00,379
So! We each have three. That's six.

255
00:18:00,471 --> 00:18:03,306
What about the seventh day?
I want ascending bowel cancer.

256
00:18:03,390 --> 00:18:05,466
The girl had done her homework.

257
00:18:05,559 --> 00:18:07,635
No. No. I want bowel cancer.

258
00:18:08,311 --> 00:18:10,387
That's your favourite too?

259
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,978
- Tried to slip it by me, eh?
- Look, we're gonna split it. OK?

260
00:18:14,066 --> 00:18:16,142
Take the first and third Sunday of the month.

261
00:18:18,612 --> 00:18:20,485
Deal.

262
00:18:23,073 --> 00:18:25,398
Looks like this is goodbye.

263
00:18:25,492 --> 00:18:27,616
Let's not make a big thing out of it. OK?

264
00:18:27,703 --> 00:18:30,158
How's this for not making a big thing?

265
00:18:33,624 --> 00:18:35,451
Hey, Marla!

266
00:18:35,751 --> 00:18:37,909
Marla!

267
00:18:38,003 --> 00:18:40,576
Maybe we should exchange numbers.

268
00:18:40,672 --> 00:18:42,581
Should we?

269
00:18:42,674 --> 00:18:46,753
- We might wanna switch nights.
- OK.

270
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,469
This is how I met Marla Singer.

271
00:18:56,185 --> 00:19:00,431
Marla's philosophy of life
was that she might die at any moment.

272
00:19:00,521 --> 00:19:02,810
The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't.

273
00:19:02,899 --> 00:19:06,943
It doesn't have your name!
Who are you? Cornelius? Rupert?

274
00:19:07,027 --> 00:19:10,976
Travis? Any of the stupid names
you give each night?

275
00:19:13,949 --> 00:19:16,026
You wake up at SeaTac.

276
00:19:16,119 --> 00:19:19,072
S.F.O.
L.A.X.

277
00:19:19,162 --> 00:19:21,535
You wake up at O'Hare.

278
00:19:21,623 --> 00:19:23,747
Dallas Fort Worth.

279
00:19:23,833 --> 00:19:25,790
B.W.I.

280
00:19:25,876 --> 00:19:29,660
Pacific. Mountain. Central.
Lose an hour. Gain an hour.

281
00:19:29,755 --> 00:19:33,622
The check-in for that flight
doesn't begin for another two hours, sir.

282
00:19:33,718 --> 00:19:37,003
This is your life,
and it's ending one minute at a time.

283
00:19:37,095 --> 00:19:40,095
You wake up at Air Harbor International.

284
00:19:41,515 --> 00:19:45,347
If you wake up at a different time,
in a different place,

285
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:48,104
could you wake up as a different person?

286
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:50,263
Everywhere I travel,

287
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,597
tiny life.

288
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:55,229
Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream.

289
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:57,110
Single pat of butter.

290
00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:00,030
The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit.

291
00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:02,071
Shampoo-conditioner combos.

292
00:20:02,158 --> 00:20:06,025
Sample-package mouthwash.
Tiny bars of soap.

293
00:20:07,496 --> 00:20:09,986
The people I meet on each flight,

294
00:20:10,081 --> 00:20:12,204
they're single-serving friends.

295
00:20:12,291 --> 00:20:15,992
Between take off and landing,
we have our time together.

296
00:20:16,087 --> 00:20:18,328
That's all we get.

297
00:20:18,421 --> 00:20:20,330
Welcome!

298
00:20:22,425 --> 00:20:26,587
On a long enough time line,
the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

299
00:20:26,678 --> 00:20:30,426
I was a recall coordinator.
My job was to apply the formula.

300
00:20:30,515 --> 00:20:32,887
Here's where the infant went through the windshield.
Three points.

301
00:20:32,976 --> 00:20:37,055
A new car built by my company
leaves somewhere travelling at 60mph.

302
00:20:37,146 --> 00:20:39,221
The rear differential locks up.

303
00:20:40,274 --> 00:20:42,847
The teenager's braces are wrapped around
the backseat ashtray.

304
00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:45,314
Might make a good anti-smoking ad.

305
00:20:45,402 --> 00:20:48,902
The car crashes and burns
with everyone trapped inside.

306
00:20:48,989 --> 00:20:51,278
Now, should we initiate a recall?

307
00:20:51,367 --> 00:20:53,442
The father must have been huge.

308
00:20:53,534 --> 00:20:56,738
See how the fat burnt into the driver's seat
with the polyester shirt?

309
00:20:56,829 --> 00:20:58,821
Very modern art.

310
00:20:58,914 --> 00:21:01,405
Take the number of vehicles in the field, A.

311
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:04,204
Multiply it by the probable rate of failure, B.

312
00:21:04,294 --> 00:21:08,078
Multiply the result by
the average out-of-court settlement, C.

313
00:21:08,172 --> 00:21:10,248
A x B x C

314
00:21:10,466 --> 00:21:12,375
equals X.

315
00:21:12,467 --> 00:21:15,041
If X is less than the cost of a recall,

316
00:21:15,136 --> 00:21:17,176
we don't do one.

317
00:21:17,263 --> 00:21:20,467
Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?

318
00:21:20,558 --> 00:21:22,466
You wouldn't believe.

319
00:21:23,936 --> 00:21:26,473
Which car company do you work for?

320
00:21:26,563 --> 00:21:28,639
A major one.

321
00:21:31,150 --> 00:21:35,064
Every time the plane banked too sharply
on takeoff or landing,

322
00:21:35,153 --> 00:21:38,438
I prayed for a crash or a mid-air collision.

323
00:21:39,116 --> 00:21:40,658
Anything.

324
00:21:49,540 --> 00:21:53,240
Life insurance pays off triple
if you die on a business trip.

325
00:21:56,212 --> 00:21:59,498
"If you are seated in an emergency exit row",
yeah...

326
00:21:59,590 --> 00:22:03,090
"and if you would be unable or unwilling
to perform the duties"

327
00:22:03,177 --> 00:22:07,638
listed on the safety card, please
ask a flight attendant to reseat you."

328
00:22:09,433 --> 00:22:11,471
It's a lot of responsibility.

329
00:22:11,559 --> 00:22:13,766
Wanna switch seats?

330
00:22:13,853 --> 00:22:17,304
No. I'm not sure
I'm the man for that particular job.

331
00:22:17,397 --> 00:22:21,774
An exit-door procedure at 30,000ft.
Mm-hmm.

332
00:22:21,860 --> 00:22:23,935
The illusion of safety.

333
00:22:24,196 --> 00:22:26,271
Yeah. I guess so.

334
00:22:26,364 --> 00:22:29,281
You know why they
put oxygen masks on planes?

335
00:22:29,366 --> 00:22:33,908
- So you can breathe.
- Oxygen gets you high.

336
00:22:35,037 --> 00:22:38,572
In a catastrophic emergency,
you take giant panicked breaths.

337
00:22:38,666 --> 00:22:41,156
Suddenly you become euphoric, docile.

338
00:22:41,251 --> 00:22:43,539
You accept your fate.

339
00:22:44,170 --> 00:22:46,210
It's all right here.

340
00:22:46,298 --> 00:22:49,463
Emergency water landing, 600mph.

341
00:22:49,551 --> 00:22:52,385
Blank faces. Calm as Hindu cows.

342
00:22:52,469 --> 00:22:54,545
That's...

343
00:22:55,764 --> 00:22:58,052
That's an interesting theory.

344
00:23:00,060 --> 00:23:02,181
- What do you do?
- What do you mean?

345
00:23:02,269 --> 00:23:04,345
What do you do for a living?

346
00:23:04,438 --> 00:23:07,603
Why? So you can pretend like
you are interested?

347
00:23:10,276 --> 00:23:11,735
OK.

348
00:23:11,819 --> 00:23:14,689
You have a kind of sick
desperation in your laugh.

349
00:23:17,949 --> 00:23:20,025
We have the exact same briefcase.

350
00:23:20,868 --> 00:23:22,860
Soap.

351
00:23:22,953 --> 00:23:26,653
- Sorry?
- I make and I sell soap.

352
00:23:26,748 --> 00:23:29,120
The yardstick of civilisation.

353
00:23:29,667 --> 00:23:31,624
And this is how I met...

354
00:23:31,711 --> 00:23:33,537
Tyler Durden.

355
00:23:33,630 --> 00:23:38,872
Did you know if you mixed equal parts of
gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate,
you could make napalm?

356
00:23:38,968 --> 00:23:41,921
- No, I did not know that. Is that true?
- That's right.

357
00:23:42,011 --> 00:23:45,843
One can make all kinds of explosives
using simple household items.

358
00:23:45,931 --> 00:23:48,386
- Really?
- If one were so inclined.

359
00:23:53,354 --> 00:23:58,430
Tyler, you are by far the most interesting
single-serving friend I have ever met.

360
00:24:00,318 --> 00:24:04,446
- Everything on a plane is single-serving...
- Oh, I get it. It's very clever.

361
00:24:04,531 --> 00:24:06,072
Thank you.

362
00:24:06,158 --> 00:24:08,279
How's it working out for you?

363
00:24:08,366 --> 00:24:11,119
- What?
- Being clever?

364
00:24:11,203 --> 00:24:13,574
Great.

365
00:24:13,663 --> 00:24:16,664
Keep it up, then. Right up.

366
00:24:17,834 --> 00:24:19,991
Now a question of etiquette.

367
00:24:20,085 --> 00:24:23,086
As I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

368
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:32,461
How I came to live with Tyler is...

369
00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:36,801
Airlines have this policy
about vibrating luggage.

370
00:24:44,523 --> 00:24:49,148
- Was it ticking?
- Actually, throwers don't worry about ticking
'cause modern bombs don't tick.

371
00:24:49,235 --> 00:24:52,401
- Sorry, throwers?
- Baggage handlers.

372
00:24:52,487 --> 00:24:54,729
But when a suitcase vibrates,

373
00:24:54,823 --> 00:24:57,527
the throwers have got to call the police.

374
00:24:57,617 --> 00:25:01,115
- My suitcase was vibrating?
- Nine times out of ten

375
00:25:01,204 --> 00:25:03,280
it's an electric razor.

376
00:25:03,372 --> 00:25:05,495
But... every once in a while

377
00:25:08,419 --> 00:25:10,494
it's a dildo.

378
00:25:11,254 --> 00:25:15,334
Of course, it's company policy never to imply
ownership in the event of a dildo.

379
00:25:15,424 --> 00:25:19,290
We have to use the indefinite article,
a dildo, never

380
00:25:19,386 --> 00:25:21,461
your dildo.

381
00:25:21,554 --> 00:25:23,630
I don't own...

382
00:25:26,308 --> 00:25:29,427
I had everything in that suitcase.
My C.K. shirts.

383
00:25:29,519 --> 00:25:32,685
My D.K.N.Y. shoes. My A.X. ties.

384
00:25:34,356 --> 00:25:36,682
Never mind.

385
00:25:38,569 --> 00:25:41,272
Hey! That's my car!

386
00:25:47,618 --> 00:25:49,575
Home was a condo on the 15th floor

387
00:25:49,661 --> 00:25:52,698
of a filing cabinet
for widows and young professionals.

388
00:25:52,789 --> 00:25:55,410
The walls were solid concrete.

389
00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:57,575
A foot of concrete is important

390
00:25:57,668 --> 00:26:01,914
when your next-door neighbour lets her hearing
aid gonad has to watch games show at full volume.

391
00:26:02,006 --> 00:26:05,873
Or when a volcanic blast of debris
that used to be your furniture and personal effects

392
00:26:05,967 --> 00:26:10,010
blows out of your floor-to-ceiling windows
and sails flaming into the night.

393
00:26:16,477 --> 00:26:18,764
I suppose these things happen.

394
00:26:31,614 --> 00:26:33,689
There's... nothing up there.

395
00:26:33,782 --> 00:26:37,150
You can't go into the unit. Police orders.

396
00:26:45,834 --> 00:26:48,372
Do you have somebody you can call?

397
00:26:48,462 --> 00:26:50,584
How embarrassing.

398
00:26:50,671 --> 00:26:53,542
A house full of condiments and no food.

399
00:27:02,974 --> 00:27:06,758
The police would later tell me that
the pilot light might have gone out

400
00:27:07,769 --> 00:27:10,723
letting out just a little bit of gas.

401
00:27:10,813 --> 00:27:13,055
That gas could have slowly filled the condo.

402
00:27:13,149 --> 00:27:16,683
17-handred square feet with high ceilings,
for days and days.

403
00:27:24,868 --> 00:27:28,650
Then the refrigerator's compressor
could have clicked on.

404
00:27:29,746 --> 00:27:31,822
Yeah?

405
00:27:34,918 --> 00:27:36,993
I can hear you breathing...

406
00:27:45,677 --> 00:27:49,591
If you ask me now,
I couldn't tell you why I called him.

407
00:28:32,841 --> 00:28:35,048
- Hello?
- Who's this?

408
00:28:37,304 --> 00:28:39,379
- Tyler?
- Who is this?

409
00:28:40,931 --> 00:28:43,138
We met... We met on the airplane.

410
00:28:43,226 --> 00:28:45,468
We had the same suitcase?

411
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:47,636
The clever guy?

412
00:28:47,730 --> 00:28:50,054
Oh, yeah. Right.

413
00:28:52,067 --> 00:28:54,735
I called a second ago. There was no answer.

414
00:28:54,818 --> 00:28:58,982
- I'm at a payphone.
- Yeah, I *69'd you. I never pick up my phone.

415
00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:03,859
So what's up?

416
00:29:04,535 --> 00:29:06,575
Well.

417
00:29:06,662 --> 00:29:08,738
You're not gonna believe this.

418
00:29:10,875 --> 00:29:13,080
You know, it could be worse.

419
00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:16,916
A woman could cut off your penis while you sleep
and toss it out of the window of a moving car.

420
00:29:17,796 --> 00:29:21,047
There's always that. I don't know.

421
00:29:21,132 --> 00:29:24,253
When you buy furniture,
you tell yourself, that's it.

422
00:29:24,344 --> 00:29:26,419
That's the last sofa I'm gonna need.

423
00:29:26,513 --> 00:29:29,299
Whatever else happens,
I've got the sofa problem handled.

424
00:29:29,391 --> 00:29:32,841
I had it all.
I had a stereo that was very decent.

425
00:29:32,934 --> 00:29:36,468
A wardrobe that was getting very respectable.

426
00:29:36,563 --> 00:29:38,721
I was close to being complete.

427
00:29:38,814 --> 00:29:41,353
- Shit, man. Now it's all gone.
- All gone.

428
00:29:41,442 --> 00:29:44,193
All gone.

429
00:29:45,445 --> 00:29:47,484
Do you know what a duvet is?

430
00:29:47,573 --> 00:29:50,442
- A comforter.
- It's a blanket.

431
00:29:50,533 --> 00:29:54,530
Just a blanket. Why do guys
like you and I know what a duvet is?

432
00:29:54,620 --> 00:29:58,782
Is this essential to our survival
in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word?

433
00:29:58,873 --> 00:30:00,498
No.

434
00:30:00,583 --> 00:30:02,575
What are we, then?

435
00:30:02,668 --> 00:30:05,240
I don't know. Consumers.

436
00:30:05,337 --> 00:30:07,413
Right. We're consumers.

437
00:30:07,505 --> 00:30:10,790
We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession.

438
00:30:10,883 --> 00:30:14,797
Murder, crime, poverty.
These things don't concern me.

439
00:30:14,888 --> 00:30:18,303
What concerns me are celebrity magazines,

440
00:30:18,390 --> 00:30:20,465
television with 500 channels,

441
00:30:20,558 --> 00:30:23,228
some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine.

442
00:30:23,311 --> 00:30:25,386
Viagra. Olestra.

443
00:30:25,479 --> 00:30:28,315
- Martha Stewart.
- Fuck Martha Stewart.

444
00:30:28,399 --> 00:30:31,897
Martha's polishes on the brass of the Titanic.
It's all going down, man.

445
00:30:31,985 --> 00:30:35,732
So fuck off with your sofa units
and Strinne green stripe patterns.

446
00:30:35,821 --> 00:30:39,106
I say never be complete.

447
00:30:39,198 --> 00:30:41,239
I say stop being perfect.

448
00:30:41,326 --> 00:30:43,365
I say let's evolve.

449
00:30:43,453 --> 00:30:45,741
Let the chips fall where they may.

450
00:30:47,915 --> 00:30:49,991
But that's me, and I could be wrong.

451
00:30:50,083 --> 00:30:52,159
Maybe it's a terrible tragedy.

452
00:30:52,253 --> 00:30:54,743
It's just stuff. Not a tragedy...

453
00:30:54,837 --> 00:30:58,586
You did lose a lot of versatile solutions
for modern living.

454
00:30:58,674 --> 00:31:01,246
Fuck, you're right. I don't smoke.

455
00:31:04,637 --> 00:31:08,385
My insurance is probably gonna cover it, so...

456
00:31:10,851 --> 00:31:12,973
What?

457
00:31:13,061 --> 00:31:16,181
The things you own end up owning you.

458
00:31:19,525 --> 00:31:21,601
Do what you like, man.

459
00:31:22,319 --> 00:31:24,774
Oh, it's late.

460
00:31:24,863 --> 00:31:27,567
- Hey, thanks for the beer.
- Yeah, man.

461
00:31:27,658 --> 00:31:29,732
I should find a hotel.

462
00:31:30,492 --> 00:31:32,569
What?

463
00:31:32,662 --> 00:31:34,285
What?

464
00:31:34,372 --> 00:31:36,446
- A hotel?
- Yeah.

465
00:31:36,539 --> 00:31:39,624
- Just ask, man.
- What are you talking about?

466
00:31:39,710 --> 00:31:43,457
Oh, God. Three pitchers of beer
and you still can't ask.

467
00:31:44,464 --> 00:31:46,087
What?

468
00:31:46,173 --> 00:31:48,842
You called me
because you needed a place to stay.

469
00:31:48,925 --> 00:31:52,340
- Oh, hey. No, no, no.
- Yes, you did. So just ask.

470
00:31:52,428 --> 00:31:55,002
Cut the foreplay and just ask, man.

471
00:31:56,806 --> 00:31:59,048
Would... Would that be a problem?

472
00:31:59,142 --> 00:32:01,218
Is it a problem for you to ask?

473
00:32:02,228 --> 00:32:04,469
- Can I stay at your place?
- Yeah.

474
00:32:05,856 --> 00:32:07,932
Thanks.

475
00:32:12,069 --> 00:32:15,071
- I want you to do me a favour.
- Yeah, sure.

476
00:32:15,156 --> 00:32:17,563
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

477
00:32:17,658 --> 00:32:19,615
What?

478
00:32:19,701 --> 00:32:23,533
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

479
00:32:23,621 --> 00:32:26,539
Let me tell you a little bit about Tyler Durden.

480
00:32:26,749 --> 00:32:29,074
Tyler was a night person.

481
00:32:29,167 --> 00:32:31,409
While the rest of us were sleeping, he worked.

482
00:32:31,503 --> 00:32:34,669
He had one part-time job as a projectionist.

483
00:32:34,756 --> 00:32:37,756
A movie doesn't come all on one big reel.
It comes on a few.

484
00:32:37,841 --> 00:32:41,542
So someone has to be there to switch
the projectors at the exact moment

485
00:32:41,637 --> 00:32:44,886
that one reel ends and the next one begins.

486
00:32:44,973 --> 00:32:48,887
If you look for it you can see little dots coming into
the upper right hand corner of the screen.

487
00:32:48,976 --> 00:32:51,680
In the industry, we call them cigarette burns.

488
00:32:51,770 --> 00:32:53,847
That's the cue for a changeover.

489
00:32:53,939 --> 00:32:58,684
He flips the projectors, movie keeps right on
going and nobody in the audience has any idea.

490
00:32:58,776 --> 00:33:01,018
Why would anyone want this shitjob?

491
00:33:01,111 --> 00:33:04,278
Because it affords him other
interesting opportunities.

492
00:33:04,364 --> 00:33:07,898
Like splicing single frames of pornography
into family films.

493
00:33:07,992 --> 00:33:12,985
So when the snooty cat and the courageous
dog, with the celebrity voices,
meet for the first time in reel three,

494
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:17,290
that's when you'll catch a flash
of Tyler's contribution in the film.

495
00:33:24,173 --> 00:33:26,793
Nobody knows that they saw it but they did.

496
00:33:26,884 --> 00:33:29,421
Nice, big cock.

497
00:33:34,223 --> 00:33:37,010
Even a hummingbird
couldn't catch Tyler at work.

498
00:33:42,313 --> 00:33:47,353
Tyler also works sometimes as a banquet
waiter at the luxurious Pressman hotel.

499
00:33:52,029 --> 00:33:56,073
He was the guerrilla terrorist
of the food service industry.

500
00:33:56,159 --> 00:33:58,447
Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch.

501
00:33:58,535 --> 00:34:02,948
Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque,
he farted on meringues,
he sneezed on braised endive,

502
00:34:03,039 --> 00:34:05,576
and as for the cream of mushroom soup... well...

503
00:34:05,666 --> 00:34:07,706
Go ahead, tell 'em.

504
00:34:07,793 --> 00:34:09,785
You get the idea.

505
00:34:10,004 --> 00:34:13,206
- Well, what do you want me to do?
You just want me to hit you?
- Come on. Do me this one favour.

506
00:34:13,298 --> 00:34:16,666
- Why?
- I don't know. Never been in a fight. You?

507
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:20,756
- No. But that's a good thing.
-  No, it is not! How much can you know about yourself
if you've never been in a fight?

508
00:34:20,845 --> 00:34:23,171
I don't wanna die without any scars.

509
00:34:23,264 --> 00:34:27,557
- Come on. Hit me, before I lose my nerve.
- Oh, God. This is crazy.

510
00:34:27,643 --> 00:34:29,932
So go crazy! Let it rip.

511
00:34:30,020 --> 00:34:32,689
- I don't know about this.
- I don't either.

512
00:34:32,772 --> 00:34:35,857
Who gives a shit? No one's watching.
What do you care?

513
00:34:35,942 --> 00:34:38,397
This is crazy. You want me to hit you?!

514
00:34:38,486 --> 00:34:40,562
That's right.

515
00:34:40,655 --> 00:34:43,857
- Where? Like, in the face?
- Surprise me.

516
00:34:46,034 --> 00:34:48,109
This is so fucking stupid.

517
00:34:59,004 --> 00:35:01,160
Motherfucker!

518
00:35:01,255 --> 00:35:03,331
He hit me in the ear!

519
00:35:03,423 --> 00:35:06,626
- Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.
- Ow, Christ!

520
00:35:06,718 --> 00:35:08,794
- Why the ear, man?
- I fucked it up.

521
00:35:08,887 --> 00:35:10,594
No, that was perfect.

522
00:35:23,482 --> 00:35:25,605
No, it's all right.

523
00:35:26,444 --> 00:35:28,519
It really hurts.

524
00:35:28,988 --> 00:35:31,063
Right.

525
00:35:31,407 --> 00:35:33,611
Hit me again.

526
00:35:33,699 --> 00:35:35,822
No, you hit me. Come on!

527
00:35:52,757 --> 00:35:55,248
We should do this again sometime.

528
00:36:08,062 --> 00:36:10,269
- Where's your car?
- What car?

529
00:36:20,781 --> 00:36:23,153
I don't know how Tyler found that house

530
00:36:23,242 --> 00:36:25,483
but he said he'd been there for a year.

531
00:36:25,578 --> 00:36:28,447
It looked like it was waiting to be torn down.

532
00:36:28,538 --> 00:36:30,945
Most of the windows were boarded up.

533
00:36:31,039 --> 00:36:36,377
There was no lock on the front door from
where the police, or whoever, kicked it in.

534
00:36:36,461 --> 00:36:38,537
The stairs were ready to collapse.

535
00:36:38,630 --> 00:36:41,167
I didn't know if he owned it or he was squatting.

536
00:36:41,256 --> 00:36:43,748
Neither would have surprised me.

537
00:36:44,634 --> 00:36:46,711
Yep. That's you.

538
00:36:46,803 --> 00:36:49,376
That's me. That's the toilet. Good?

539
00:36:49,472 --> 00:36:51,548
Yeah, thanks.

540
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:53,549
What a shit hole.

541
00:36:53,642 --> 00:36:55,599
Nothing worked.

542
00:36:59,231 --> 00:37:03,179
Turning on one light meant
another light in the house went out.

543
00:37:03,275 --> 00:37:07,023
There were no neighbours.
Just some warehouses and a papermill.

544
00:37:07,112 --> 00:37:11,110
That fart smell of steam,
the hamster cage smell of wood chips.

545
00:37:12,867 --> 00:37:15,238
What have we here?

546
00:37:30,048 --> 00:37:32,171
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.

547
00:37:43,143 --> 00:37:46,227
Every time it rained, we had to kill the power.

548
00:37:47,104 --> 00:37:50,473
By the end of the first month,
I didn't miss TV.

549
00:37:51,525 --> 00:37:54,858
I didn't even mind the warm, stale refrigerator.

550
00:38:07,246 --> 00:38:09,322
Can I be next?

551
00:38:13,753 --> 00:38:15,828
All right, man.

552
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:17,912
Lose the tie.

553
00:38:21,926 --> 00:38:26,302
At night, Tyler and I were alone
for half a mile in every direction.

554
00:38:31,767 --> 00:38:35,681
Rain trickled down through
the plaster and the light fixtures.

555
00:38:35,772 --> 00:38:38,605
Everything wooden swelled and shrunk.

556
00:38:38,690 --> 00:38:41,892
Everywhere were rusted nails
to snagy our elbow on.

557
00:38:41,985 --> 00:38:44,557
The previous occupant had been a bit of shut-in.

558
00:38:44,653 --> 00:38:46,729
Hey, man. What are you reading?

559
00:38:46,822 --> 00:38:51,199
Listen to this. It's an article written
by an organ in the first person.

560
00:38:51,284 --> 00:38:54,036
"I am Jack's medulla oblongata.
Without me,

561
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:57,571
Jack could not regulate
his heart rate, blood pressure or breathing."

562
00:38:57,664 --> 00:38:59,740
There's a whole series of these.

563
00:38:59,833 --> 00:39:01,908
"I Am Jill's Nipples."

564
00:39:03,919 --> 00:39:07,918
- "I Am Jack's Colon."
- "I Get Cancer. I Kill Jack."

565
00:39:11,176 --> 00:39:14,958
After fighting, everything else
in life got the volume turned down.

566
00:39:15,054 --> 00:39:18,671
What?

567
00:39:18,765 --> 00:39:22,300
You could deal with anything.
- Have you finished those reports?

568
00:39:26,980 --> 00:39:29,554
If you could fight anyone,
who would you fight?

569
00:39:29,650 --> 00:39:31,726
I'd fight my boss, probably.

570
00:39:31,818 --> 00:39:33,941
Really?

571
00:39:34,028 --> 00:39:37,361
- Yeah, why? Who would you fight?
- I'd fight my dad.

572
00:39:37,448 --> 00:39:39,524
I don't know my dad.

573
00:39:39,617 --> 00:39:41,526
I mean, I know him, but...

574
00:39:41,619 --> 00:39:43,990
He left when I was like six years old.

575
00:39:44,078 --> 00:39:47,078
Married this other woman
and had some other kids.

576
00:39:47,165 --> 00:39:49,240
He did this every six years.

577
00:39:49,333 --> 00:39:53,461
- He goes to a new city and starts a new family.
- Fucker's setting up franchises!

578
00:39:54,296 --> 00:39:56,372
My dad never went to college.

579
00:39:56,464 --> 00:40:00,378
- So it was real important that I go.
- That sounds familiar.

580
00:40:00,468 --> 00:40:04,928
So I graduate. Call him up long-distance
and say, "Dad, now what?"

581
00:40:05,014 --> 00:40:07,006
- He says, "Get a job."
- Same here.

582
00:40:07,099 --> 00:40:09,767
Now I'm 25. Make my yearly call again.

583
00:40:09,851 --> 00:40:11,843
"Dad, now what?"

584
00:40:11,936 --> 00:40:14,059
He says, "I don't know. Get married."

585
00:40:14,146 --> 00:40:17,596
I can't get married.

586
00:40:18,358 --> 00:40:20,434
I'm a 30-year-old boy.

587
00:40:20,527 --> 00:40:23,017
We're a generation of men raised by women.

588
00:40:23,112 --> 00:40:27,359
I'm wondering if another woman
is really the answer we need.

589
00:40:33,371 --> 00:40:36,573
Most of the week, we were Ozzie and Harriet.

590
00:40:37,458 --> 00:40:40,909
But every Saturday night,
we were finding something out.

591
00:40:42,128 --> 00:40:45,580
We were finding out more and more
that we were not alone.

592
00:40:49,510 --> 00:40:54,171
It used to be that when I came home angry
or depressed, I'd just clean my condo.

593
00:40:54,264 --> 00:40:56,340
Polish my Scandinavian furniture.

594
00:40:56,431 --> 00:41:01,472
I should have been looking for
a new condo or I should have been
haggling with my insurance company.

595
00:41:01,561 --> 00:41:05,345
I should have been upset
about my nice neat flaming little shit.

596
00:41:05,439 --> 00:41:07,348
But I wasn't.

597
00:41:07,441 --> 00:41:11,106
The basic premise of cyber netting any office
is make things more efficient.

598
00:41:11,195 --> 00:41:14,029
Monday mornings all I could do
was to think about next week.

599
00:41:14,113 --> 00:41:17,150
Can I get the icon in cornflower blue?

600
00:41:17,241 --> 00:41:18,356
Absolutely.

601
00:41:18,450 --> 00:41:21,701
Efficiency is priority No.1, people.

602
00:41:21,828 --> 00:41:24,615
Because waste is a thief.

603
00:41:24,706 --> 00:41:27,826
I showed this already to my man here.
You liked it, didn't you?

604
00:41:31,504 --> 00:41:35,417
You can swallow a pint of blood
before you get sick.

605
00:41:36,466 --> 00:41:38,707
It was right in everyone's face.

606
00:41:38,801 --> 00:41:40,959
Tyler and I just made it visible.

607
00:41:41,053 --> 00:41:43,460
It was on the tip of everyone's tongue.

608
00:41:43,556 --> 00:41:45,631
Tyler and I just gave it a name.

609
00:41:56,858 --> 00:41:58,935
Come on people, you've gotta go home!

610
00:42:21,170 --> 00:42:23,459
Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back.

611
00:42:44,399 --> 00:42:48,098
Every week,
Tyler gave the rules that he and I decided.

612
00:42:48,194 --> 00:42:50,269
Gentlemen!

613
00:42:51,030 --> 00:42:53,106
Welcome to Fight Club.

614
00:42:55,241 --> 00:42:57,400
The first rule of Fight Club is

615
00:42:57,493 --> 00:42:59,866
you do not talk about Fight Club.

616
00:42:59,953 --> 00:43:02,527
The second rule of Fight Club is

617
00:43:02,957 --> 00:43:06,408
you do not talk about Fight Club!

618
00:43:06,501 --> 00:43:08,789
Third rule of Fight Club.

619
00:43:08,878 --> 00:43:11,665
Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out,

620
00:43:11,755 --> 00:43:14,507
the fight is over. Fourth rule.

621
00:43:14,591 --> 00:43:16,916
Only two guys to a fight.

622
00:43:17,010 --> 00:43:18,883
Fifth rule.

623
00:43:18,970 --> 00:43:21,640
One fight at a time, fellas.

624
00:43:21,723 --> 00:43:24,213
Sixth rule. No shirts. No shoes.

625
00:43:24,308 --> 00:43:28,221
Seventh rule.
Fights will go on as long as they have to.

626
00:43:30,063 --> 00:43:32,635
And the eighth and final rule.

627
00:43:33,774 --> 00:43:36,978
If this is your first night at Fight Club

628
00:43:37,069 --> 00:43:39,144
you have to fight.

629
00:43:43,199 --> 00:43:45,275
This kid from work, Ricky,

630
00:43:45,368 --> 00:43:49,862
couldn't remember whether
you ordered pens with blue ink or black.

631
00:43:49,955 --> 00:43:52,362
But Ricky was a god for ten minutes

632
00:43:52,456 --> 00:43:55,789
when he trounced
the maitre d' of the local food court.

633
00:43:57,669 --> 00:44:03,007
Sometimes, all you could hear were
the flat, hard, packing sounds over the yelling.

634
00:44:06,761 --> 00:44:09,796
Or the wet choke when someone
caught their breath and sprayed...

635
00:44:09,888 --> 00:44:11,928
Stop!

636
00:44:12,015 --> 00:44:14,885
You weren't alive anywhere
like you were there.

637
00:44:14,976 --> 00:44:19,767
But Fight Club only exists in the hours
between when Fight Club starts and ends.

638
00:44:20,314 --> 00:44:23,349
Even if I could tell someone
they had a good fight,

639
00:44:23,442 --> 00:44:25,730
I wouldn't be talking to the same man.

640
00:44:25,819 --> 00:44:29,152
Who you were in Fight Club
is not who you were in the rest of the world.

641
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:34,279
A guy came to Fight Club for the first time.
His ass was a wad of cookie dough.

642
00:44:34,367 --> 00:44:37,202
After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.

643
00:44:38,036 --> 00:44:41,240
If you could fight any celebrity,
who would you fight?

644
00:44:41,332 --> 00:44:44,451
- Alive or dead?
- Doesn't matter. Who'd be tough?

645
00:44:45,376 --> 00:44:48,496
Hemingway. You?

646
00:44:49,130 --> 00:44:52,296
Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner.

647
00:44:53,341 --> 00:44:56,545
We all started seeing things differently.

648
00:44:57,804 --> 00:45:01,172
Everywhere we went,
we were sizing things up.

649
00:45:04,518 --> 00:45:07,637
I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms,

650
00:45:07,729 --> 00:45:11,809
trying to look like how Calvin Klein
or Tommy Hilfiger said they should.

651
00:45:11,899 --> 00:45:14,021
Is that what a man looks like?

652
00:45:14,944 --> 00:45:17,778
Oh, self-improvement is masturbation.

653
00:45:17,862 --> 00:45:19,939
Now, self-destruction...

654
00:45:20,032 --> 00:45:22,023
Excuse me.

655
00:45:56,645 --> 00:45:59,848
Fight Club wasn't about winning or losing.

656
00:45:59,940 --> 00:46:02,015
It wasn't about words.

657
00:46:03,943 --> 00:46:07,443
The hysterical shouting was in tongues

658
00:46:07,530 --> 00:46:09,486
like at a Pentecostal Church.

659
00:46:14,036 --> 00:46:16,112
- Is that it?
- Stop!

660
00:46:16,203 --> 00:46:19,074
When the fight was over, nothing was solved.

661
00:46:19,165 --> 00:46:21,074
But nothing mattered.

662
00:46:21,166 --> 00:46:23,953
Cool.

663
00:46:24,044 --> 00:46:26,830
Afterwards, we all felt saved.

664
00:46:27,755 --> 00:46:30,043
Hey, man. How about next week?

665
00:46:30,132 --> 00:46:32,208
How about next month?!

666
00:46:32,301 --> 00:46:34,377
Irvine, you're in the middle.

667
00:46:34,469 --> 00:46:36,508
New guy, you too.

668
00:46:38,264 --> 00:46:40,422
Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me.

669
00:46:40,516 --> 00:46:42,592
He fell down some stairs.

670
00:46:43,268 --> 00:46:45,344
I fell down some stairs.

671
00:46:47,189 --> 00:46:51,849
Fight Club became the reason to cut
your hair short or trim your fingernails.

672
00:46:51,942 --> 00:46:54,433
OK. Any historical figure.

673
00:46:54,528 --> 00:46:56,402
I'd fight Gandhi.

674
00:46:57,029 --> 00:46:58,856
Good answer.

675
00:46:58,948 --> 00:47:01,190
- How about you?
- Lincoln.

676
00:47:01,284 --> 00:47:03,857
Lincoln?

677
00:47:03,953 --> 00:47:07,570
Big guy, big reach.
Skinny guys fight till they're burger.

678
00:47:08,457 --> 00:47:10,532
Fuck!

679
00:47:11,710 --> 00:47:14,414
Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.

680
00:47:23,512 --> 00:47:24,886
Hello?

681
00:47:24,971 --> 00:47:27,378
Where have you been the last eight weeks?

682
00:47:27,472 --> 00:47:28,754
Marla?

683
00:47:31,727 --> 00:47:34,892
- How did you find me?
- You left that forwarding number.

684
00:47:34,980 --> 00:47:37,980
I haven't seen you at any support groups.

685
00:47:38,065 --> 00:47:41,268
We split'em up.
That was the idea. Remember?

686
00:47:41,359 --> 00:47:44,194
Yeah, but you haven't been going to yours.

687
00:47:44,278 --> 00:47:47,777
- How do you know?
- I cheated.

688
00:47:47,864 --> 00:47:49,691
I found a new one.

689
00:47:50,242 --> 00:47:52,531
- Really?
- It's for men only.

690
00:47:52,618 --> 00:47:54,197
Like the testicle thing?

691
00:47:57,957 --> 00:47:59,996
Look, this is a bad time.

692
00:48:00,084 --> 00:48:02,539
I've been going to Debtor's Anonymous.

693
00:48:02,628 --> 00:48:06,162
- You want to see some really fucked up people?
- I'm just on my way out.

694
00:48:06,255 --> 00:48:08,628
Me too. I've got a stomach full of Xanax.

695
00:48:08,716 --> 00:48:11,005
I took what was left of a bottle.

696
00:48:11,094 --> 00:48:13,168
It might have been too much.

697
00:48:13,262 --> 00:48:16,879
Just picture watching Marla Singer throwing
herself around her crummy apartment.

698
00:48:17,014 --> 00:48:21,510
This isn't a for-real-suicide thing.
This is probably one of those cry-for-help thing.

699
00:48:21,602 --> 00:48:24,519
This could go on for hours.
- So you're staying in tonight, then?

700
00:48:24,605 --> 00:48:27,439
Do you wanna wait,
and hear me describe death?

701
00:48:27,524 --> 00:48:32,019
Do you wanna listen
and see if my spirit can use a phone?

702
00:48:34,279 --> 00:48:36,948
Have you ever heard a death rattle before?

703
00:49:03,221 --> 00:49:08,048
Tyler's door was closed. I'd been living here for
two months and Tyler's door was never closed.

704
00:49:13,062 --> 00:49:16,146
You won't believe this dream
I had last night.

705
00:49:16,232 --> 00:49:19,517
I can hardly believe anything about last night.

706
00:49:29,326 --> 00:49:31,283
What are you doing here?

707
00:49:33,997 --> 00:49:36,072
What?

708
00:49:36,165 --> 00:49:38,621
This is my house.
What are you doing in my house?

709
00:49:41,003 --> 00:49:42,995
Fuck you!

710
00:49:57,642 --> 00:50:00,975
Oh, you've got some fucked-up friends!
I'm telling you!

711
00:50:01,062 --> 00:50:03,054
Limber, though.

712
00:50:03,146 --> 00:50:05,139
Silly coos.

713
00:50:06,233 --> 00:50:08,937
So, I come in last night. Phone's off the hook.

714
00:50:09,027 --> 00:50:11,103
Guess who's on the other end?

715
00:50:11,196 --> 00:50:13,401
I already knew the story
before he told it to me.

716
00:50:15,699 --> 00:50:19,282
Have you ever heard a death rattle before?

717
00:50:19,369 --> 00:50:22,204
Do you think it'll live up to its name?

718
00:50:22,288 --> 00:50:25,870
Or will it just be a death hairball?

719
00:50:29,294 --> 00:50:33,292
Prepare to evacuate soul.

720
00:50:33,380 --> 00:50:35,004
Ten,

721
00:50:35,090 --> 00:50:37,877
nine,... eight...

722
00:50:37,968 --> 00:50:40,209
How could Tyler, of all people,

723
00:50:40,303 --> 00:50:44,170
think it was a bad thing
that Marla Singer was about to die?

724
00:50:44,265 --> 00:50:45,889
Five,

725
00:50:45,974 --> 00:50:47,599
four...

726
00:50:48,352 --> 00:50:50,427
Hang on.

727
00:50:55,858 --> 00:50:58,183
You got here fast.

728
00:50:59,736 --> 00:51:01,812
Did I call you?

729
00:51:12,539 --> 00:51:15,657
The mattress is all sealed in slippery plastic.

730
00:51:18,878 --> 00:51:21,285
Oh, don't worry. It's not a threat to you.

731
00:51:24,090 --> 00:51:25,964
Oh, fuck!

732
00:51:26,050 --> 00:51:28,126
Somebody called the cops.

733
00:51:40,062 --> 00:51:43,562
- Hey, where's 513?
- End of the hall.

734
00:51:44,358 --> 00:51:48,224
The girl who lives there
used to be a charming, lovely girl.

735
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:50,477
She has lost faith in herself.

736
00:51:50,571 --> 00:51:53,406
- Miss Singer, let us help you!
- She's a monster!

737
00:51:53,490 --> 00:51:57,618
- You have every reason to live.
- She's infectious human waste!

738
00:51:57,703 --> 00:52:01,485
- Miss Singer!
- Good luck trying to save her!

739
00:52:06,293 --> 00:52:08,499
If I fall asleep,

740
00:52:08,586 --> 00:52:10,829
I'm done for.

741
00:52:12,799 --> 00:52:15,004
You're gonna have to keep me up

742
00:52:15,092 --> 00:52:17,168
all night.

743
00:52:17,261 --> 00:52:19,586
Un-fucking-believable.

744
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:21,837
He was obviously able to handle it.

745
00:52:21,931 --> 00:52:25,632
- You know what I mean, you fucked her.
- No, I didn't.

746
00:52:25,726 --> 00:52:27,802
- Never?
- No.

747
00:52:28,770 --> 00:52:30,846
You're not into her, are you?

748
00:52:30,939 --> 00:52:33,015
No! God, not at all.

749
00:52:33,108 --> 00:52:35,729
I am Jack's raging bile duct.

750
00:52:35,818 --> 00:52:37,775
Are you sure? You can tell me.

751
00:52:37,862 --> 00:52:39,735
Believe me, I'm sure.

752
00:52:39,822 --> 00:52:43,107
- Put a gun to my head and paint
the walls with my brains.
- That's good.

753
00:52:43,199 --> 00:52:45,951
She's a predator posing as a house pet.
Stay away from that one.

754
00:52:47,912 --> 00:52:51,577
The shit that came out of
this woman's mouth, I had never heard!

755
00:52:51,665 --> 00:52:53,325
My God.

756
00:52:53,417 --> 00:52:56,786
I haven't been fucked like that
since grade school.

757
00:52:56,878 --> 00:52:59,333
How could Tyler not go for that?

758
00:52:59,421 --> 00:53:02,955
The night before last,
he was splicing sex organs into "Cinderella".

759
00:53:03,050 --> 00:53:05,835
Marla doesn't need a lover,
just a fucking case worker.

760
00:53:05,927 --> 00:53:08,548
She needs a wash.
And she's in love with sport-fucking.

761
00:53:08,638 --> 00:53:11,507
She invaded my support groups
and now she'd invaded my home.

762
00:53:11,599 --> 00:53:13,675
Hey, hey. Sit down.

763
00:53:17,770 --> 00:53:21,186
Now, listen.
I can't have you talking to her about me.

764
00:53:21,273 --> 00:53:23,100
Why would I...

765
00:53:23,192 --> 00:53:28,565
Say anything about me or what goes on
in this house to her or anybody,... we're done.

766
00:53:28,655 --> 00:53:31,324
- Now promise me.
- OK.
- You promise?

767
00:53:31,407 --> 00:53:33,529
- Yeah, I promise.
- Promise?

768
00:53:33,617 --> 00:53:36,986
- I just said, I promise! What...
- That's three times you promised.

769
00:53:38,497 --> 00:53:42,494
If only I had wasted a couple of minutes
and gone to watch Marla Singer die,

770
00:53:42,583 --> 00:53:44,659
none of this would have happened.

771
00:53:49,589 --> 00:53:52,506
Harder, yes! Oh, harder, harder!

772
00:53:59,098 --> 00:54:01,588
I could have moved to another room.

773
00:54:02,725 --> 00:54:06,556
On the third floor
where I might not have heard them.

774
00:54:06,644 --> 00:54:08,721
But I didn't.

775
00:54:32,917 --> 00:54:37,045
- What are you doing?
- Just going to bed.

776
00:54:37,129 --> 00:54:39,205
Wanna finish her off?

777
00:54:42,091 --> 00:54:45,674
- No. No, thank you.
- I've found a cigarette.

778
00:54:45,761 --> 00:54:49,094
- Who were you talking to?
- Shut up.

779
00:54:49,181 --> 00:54:52,466
I became the calm little centre of the world.

780
00:54:53,101 --> 00:54:55,178
I was the Zen master.

781
00:55:00,317 --> 00:55:02,309
I wrote little haiku poems.

782
00:55:02,943 --> 00:55:05,268
I e-mailed them to everyone.

783
00:55:05,362 --> 00:55:07,484
Is that your blood?

784
00:55:09,156 --> 00:55:11,232
Some of it, yeah.

785
00:55:11,326 --> 00:55:13,994
You can't smoke in here.

786
00:55:14,078 --> 00:55:16,153
Take the rest of the day off.

787
00:55:16,246 --> 00:55:18,784
Come back Monday with some clean clothes.

788
00:55:18,873 --> 00:55:20,949
Get yourself together.

789
00:55:21,333 --> 00:55:23,705
I got right in everyone's hostile little face.

790
00:55:23,795 --> 00:55:26,285
"Yes, these are my bruises from fighting."

791
00:55:26,379 --> 00:55:28,455
"Yes, I'm comfortable with that."

792
00:55:28,548 --> 00:55:30,421
"I am enlightened."

793
00:55:32,343 --> 00:55:37,503
You give up the condo life, give up
all your flaming worldly possessions,

794
00:55:37,598 --> 00:55:40,682
go live in a delapidated house
in the toxic waste part of town,

795
00:55:40,767 --> 00:55:44,633
and you have to come home to this.

796
00:55:55,279 --> 00:55:58,694
- Hello.
- This is Detective Stern with the Arson Unit.

797
00:55:58,782 --> 00:56:02,993
We have some new information about
the incident at your former condo.

798
00:56:03,078 --> 00:56:04,358
Yes.

799
00:56:04,453 --> 00:56:09,365
I don't know if you're aware, but it seems that
someone sprayed freon into your front door lock.

800
00:56:09,458 --> 00:56:12,126
Then tapped it with a chisel to shatter the cylinder.

801
00:56:12,210 --> 00:56:14,203
No, I wasn't aware of that at all.

802
00:56:14,295 --> 00:56:16,288
I am Jack's cold sweat.

803
00:56:16,380 --> 00:56:18,668
Does this sound strange to you?

804
00:56:18,757 --> 00:56:21,592
Yes, sir, strange. Very strange.

805
00:56:21,677 --> 00:56:23,716
- The dynamite...
- Dynamite?

806
00:56:23,803 --> 00:56:26,922
left a residue
of ammonium oxalate potassium perchloride.

807
00:56:27,015 --> 00:56:30,465
- Do you know what this means?
- No, what does it mean?

808
00:56:30,559 --> 00:56:32,468
It means it was homemade.

809
00:56:32,561 --> 00:56:36,808
I'm sorry. This is just coming
as quite a shock to me, sir.

810
00:56:36,898 --> 00:56:42,437
Whoever set this dynamite could have blown
out your pilot light days before the actual explosion.

811
00:56:42,527 --> 00:56:45,611
- The gas was just a detonator.
- Who could've done such a thing?

812
00:56:45,697 --> 00:56:47,773
- I'll ask the questions.
- Tell him.

813
00:56:47,907 --> 00:56:52,284
Tell him the liberator who destroyed
my property realigned my perception.

814
00:56:52,369 --> 00:56:54,445
Excuse me. Are you there?

815
00:56:54,538 --> 00:56:57,454
I am listening.
It's little hard to know what to make of all this.

816
00:56:57,540 --> 00:57:02,001
Have you recently made enemies with anyone
who might have access to homemade dynamite?

817
00:57:02,087 --> 00:57:04,374
- Enemies?
- I reject the basic assumptions of civilization,

818
00:57:04,463 --> 00:57:06,539
especially the importance of material possessions.

819
00:57:06,631 --> 00:57:09,501
- Son, this is serious.
- Yes, I know it's serious.

820
00:57:09,592 --> 00:57:12,166
- I mean that.
- Yes, it's very serious.

821
00:57:12,262 --> 00:57:15,096
Look, nobody takes this
more seriously than me.

822
00:57:15,180 --> 00:57:17,932
That condo was my life. OK?

823
00:57:18,016 --> 00:57:21,550
I loved every stick of furniture in that place.

824
00:57:21,644 --> 00:57:24,680
That was not just a bunch of stuff
that got destroyed.

825
00:57:24,771 --> 00:57:27,642
- It was me!
I'd like to thank the Academy.

826
00:57:27,733 --> 00:57:31,777
- Is this not a good time for you?
- Just tell him you fucking did it!

827
00:57:31,861 --> 00:57:35,728
Tell him you blew it all up!
That's what he wants to hear.

828
00:57:35,823 --> 00:57:40,698
- Are you still there?
- Wait. Are you saying that I'm a suspect?

829
00:57:40,786 --> 00:57:44,782
No, no. I may need to talk to you
a little futher, so how about you just
let me know if you're gonna leave town.

830
00:57:44,872 --> 00:57:47,244
- OK?
- OK.

831
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:54,586
Except for their humping,
Tyler and Marla were never in the same room.

832
00:57:54,673 --> 00:57:57,756
My parents pulled this exact same act
for years.

833
00:57:57,842 --> 00:58:01,590
The condom is the glass slipper
of our generation.

834
00:58:01,678 --> 00:58:04,595
You slip one on when you meet a stranger.

835
00:58:04,682 --> 00:58:06,756
You... dance all night.

836
00:58:06,849 --> 00:58:08,925
Then you throw it away.

837
00:58:09,143 --> 00:58:11,811
The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.

838
00:58:13,314 --> 00:58:14,808
What?

839
00:58:19,652 --> 00:58:22,439
I got this dress at a thrift store for $1.

840
00:58:22,529 --> 00:58:24,403
It was worth every penny.

841
00:58:24,489 --> 00:58:26,565
It's a brides maid's dress.

842
00:58:27,533 --> 00:58:30,736
Someone loved it intensely

843
00:58:30,828 --> 00:58:32,867
for one day.

844
00:58:32,955 --> 00:58:35,031
Then tossed it.

845
00:58:36,917 --> 00:58:38,992
Like a Christmas tree.

846
00:58:39,084 --> 00:58:41,208
So special.

847
00:58:41,295 --> 00:58:42,754
Then

848
00:58:42,838 --> 00:58:44,629
bam!

849
00:58:44,715 --> 00:58:46,790
It's on the side of the road.

850
00:58:47,342 --> 00:58:49,464
Tinsel still clinging to it.

851
00:58:51,512 --> 00:58:53,589
Like a sex crime victim.

852
00:58:53,681 --> 00:58:55,757
Underwear inside out.

853
00:58:56,433 --> 00:59:00,265
- Bound with electrical tape.
- Well then, it suits you.

854
00:59:00,354 --> 00:59:03,057
You can borrow it sometime.

855
00:59:10,070 --> 00:59:12,145
Get rid of her.

856
00:59:12,947 --> 00:59:15,864
- What? Why can't you get rid of her?
- Don't mention me.

857
00:59:15,950 --> 00:59:20,113
I am six years old again,
passing messages between parents.

858
00:59:22,122 --> 00:59:25,740
- I really think it's time you got out of here.
- Don't worry, I'm leaving.

859
00:59:25,833 --> 00:59:30,459
- Not that we don't love your visits.
- You are such a nutcase. I can't even begin to keep up.

860
00:59:32,631 --> 00:59:35,501
Gotta get off

861
00:59:35,591 --> 00:59:36,871
Thanks. Bye.

862
00:59:36,967 --> 00:59:42,922
Gotta get off of this merry-go-round

863
00:59:43,681 --> 00:59:47,513
Gonna get, need to get...

864
00:59:47,601 --> 00:59:49,642
Gotta get...

865
00:59:51,855 --> 00:59:53,266
You kids!

866
00:59:55,274 --> 00:59:57,766
Why do you still waste time with her?

867
00:59:57,861 --> 01:00:00,149
I'll say this about Marla.

868
01:00:00,237 --> 01:00:02,526
At least she's trying to hit bottom.

869
01:00:02,615 --> 01:00:03,943
And I'm not?

870
01:00:04,032 --> 01:00:06,867
Sticking feathers up your butt
do not make you a chicken.

871
01:00:06,951 --> 01:00:09,027
What are we doing tonight?

872
01:00:09,704 --> 01:00:11,944
Tonight... we make soap.

873
01:00:12,915 --> 01:00:14,029
Really?

874
01:00:14,124 --> 01:00:16,995
To make soap, first we render fat.

875
01:00:35,850 --> 01:00:38,093
The salt balance has to be just right

876
01:00:38,186 --> 01:00:40,723
so the best fat for making soap, comes from humans.

877
01:00:41,522 --> 01:00:44,607
- Wait, what is this place?
- A liposuction clinic.

878
01:00:52,698 --> 01:00:54,738
Pay dirt!

879
01:00:54,825 --> 01:00:58,657
Richest, creamiest fat in the world.
Fat of the land!

880
01:01:04,251 --> 01:01:07,832
No! Don't pull it, don't pull it!

881
01:01:12,424 --> 01:01:14,711
- Oh, God!
- Give me another one.

882
01:01:20,848 --> 01:01:24,298
As the fat renders,
the tallows float to the surface.

883
01:01:24,393 --> 01:01:26,468
Like in Boy Scouts.

884
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:30,344
- It's hard to imagine you as a Boy Scout.
- Keep stirring.

885
01:01:32,691 --> 01:01:36,225
Once the tallow hardens,
you skim off a layer of glycerin.

886
01:01:36,319 --> 01:01:38,727
If you were to add nitric acid,
you got nitroglycerin.

887
01:01:38,821 --> 01:01:42,653
If you were to add sodium nitrate and
dash of sawdust, you got dynamite.

888
01:01:42,741 --> 01:01:46,573
Yeah, with enough soap,
we could blow just about anything.

889
01:01:46,662 --> 01:01:48,736
Tyler was full of useful information.

890
01:01:48,830 --> 01:01:52,779
Now, ancient people found their
clothes got cleaner if they washed
them at a certain point in the river.

891
01:01:52,875 --> 01:01:54,951
- You know why?
- No.

892
01:01:57,754 --> 01:02:01,538
Human sacrifices were once made
on the hills above this river.

893
01:02:01,632 --> 01:02:04,835
Bodies burnt. Water speeded through
the wood ashes to create lye.

894
01:02:04,927 --> 01:02:07,333
This is lye. The crucial ingredient.

895
01:02:07,428 --> 01:02:12,220
Once it mixed with the melted fat of bodies,
a white soapy discharge crept into the river.

896
01:02:12,308 --> 01:02:14,384
May I see your hand, please?

897
01:02:19,773 --> 01:02:23,022
What is this?

898
01:02:23,109 --> 01:02:25,682
This is a chemical burn.

899
01:02:25,778 --> 01:02:29,276
It will hurt more than you've ever been burned
and you will have a scar.

900
01:02:29,364 --> 01:02:32,034
If guided meditation worked for cancer,
it could work for this.

901
01:02:32,825 --> 01:02:35,577
- Stay with the pain. Don't shut this out.
- Oh, God!

902
01:02:36,370 --> 01:02:40,829
The first soap was made from ashes of heroes,
like the first monkey shot into space.

903
01:02:40,915 --> 01:02:43,917
Without pain, without sacrifice,
we would have nothing.

904
01:02:44,002 --> 01:02:46,919
I tried not to think
of the word "searing" of "flesh".

905
01:02:47,004 --> 01:02:50,171
Stop it!
This is your pain, this is your burning hand.
It's right here!

906
01:02:50,257 --> 01:02:52,925
I'm going to my cave.
I'm going to my cave to find my power animal.

907
01:02:53,009 --> 01:02:57,053
No! Don't deal with this
the way those dead people do! Come on!

908
01:02:57,138 --> 01:03:01,135
- I get the point!
- No! You're feeling is premature enlightenment.

909
01:03:03,935 --> 01:03:08,014
It's the greatest moment of your life, man,
and you're off somewhere missing!

910
01:03:08,105 --> 01:03:09,599
I am not!

911
01:03:09,689 --> 01:03:12,691
Shut up!
Our fathers were our models for God.

912
01:03:12,777 --> 01:03:15,943
If our fathers bailed,
what does that tell you about God?

913
01:03:16,946 --> 01:03:22,189
Listen to me. You have to consider
the possibility that God does not like you.

914
01:03:22,284 --> 01:03:26,364
He never wanted you.
In all probability, He hates you.

915
01:03:26,454 --> 01:03:30,036
This is not the worst thing that can happen.
We don't need Him!

916
01:03:30,124 --> 01:03:33,078
- We don't, I agree!
- Fuck damnation, man, fuck redemption.

917
01:03:33,169 --> 01:03:35,659
We are God's unwanted children? So be it!

918
01:03:35,754 --> 01:03:40,249
- I'm getting water!
- Listen, you can run water over your hand
and make it worse or... look at me...

919
01:03:41,384 --> 01:03:44,918
- Or you can use vinegar to neutralise the burn.
- Please let me out!

920
01:03:45,012 --> 01:03:47,088
First, you have to give up.

921
01:03:47,180 --> 01:03:49,885
First, you have to know, not fear,

922
01:03:49,975 --> 01:03:52,975
know that some day, you're gonna die.

923
01:03:53,060 --> 01:03:55,266
You don't know how this feels!

924
01:03:59,232 --> 01:04:03,526
It's only after we've lost everything
that we're free to do anything.

925
01:04:05,529 --> 01:04:07,604
OK.

926
01:04:20,875 --> 01:04:22,914
Congratulations.

927
01:04:23,003 --> 01:04:25,919
You're one step closer to hitting the bottom.

928
01:04:28,966 --> 01:04:32,002
Tyler sold his soap
to department stores at $20 a bar.

929
01:04:32,094 --> 01:04:34,087
God knows what they charged.

930
01:04:34,178 --> 01:04:37,382
- This is the best soap.
- Why, thank you, Susan.

931
01:04:37,474 --> 01:04:39,548
It was beautiful.

932
01:04:39,641 --> 01:04:43,508
We were selling rich women
their own fat asses back to them.

933
01:04:44,521 --> 01:04:46,596
He was wearing his yellow tie.

934
01:04:46,689 --> 01:04:48,978
I didn't even wear a tie to work anymore.

935
01:04:49,067 --> 01:04:52,685
"The first rule of Fight Club
is you don't talk about Fight Club."

936
01:04:52,777 --> 01:04:56,311
I'm half-asleep again.
I must've left the original in the copy machine.

937
01:04:56,405 --> 01:04:58,897
"The second rule of Fight Club..."
Is this yours?

938
01:05:00,784 --> 01:05:04,319
Pretend you're me.
Make a managerial decision.

939
01:05:04,413 --> 01:05:06,867
You find this. What would you do?

940
01:05:11,502 --> 01:05:13,494
Well, I gotta tell you,

941
01:05:13,587 --> 01:05:17,252
I'd be very, very careful
who you talk to about that.

942
01:05:17,340 --> 01:05:20,625
Because the person who wrote that
is dangerous.

943
01:05:20,718 --> 01:05:25,213
And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho
might just snap

944
01:05:25,305 --> 01:05:28,176
and then stalk from office to office

945
01:05:28,267 --> 01:05:33,307
with an Armalite AR10 carbine gas-powered
semiautomatic weapon,

946
01:05:33,395 --> 01:05:37,856
pumping round after round
into colleagues and co-workers.

947
01:05:38,524 --> 01:05:41,893
This might be someone
you've known for years.

948
01:05:41,986 --> 01:05:45,106
Someone very, very close to you.

949
01:05:45,198 --> 01:05:48,566
Tyler's words coming out of my mouth.

950
01:05:49,576 --> 01:05:51,652
And I used to be such a nice guy.

951
01:05:51,745 --> 01:05:55,078
Or maybe you shouldn't bring me
every little piece of trash you happen to pick up.

952
01:05:58,917 --> 01:06:02,582
- Compliance and Liability.
- My tit's gonna rot off.

953
01:06:03,504 --> 01:06:06,078
Will you excuse me? I need to take this.

954
01:06:12,345 --> 01:06:16,010
- What are you talking about?
- I need you to check if there's a lump in my breast.

955
01:06:16,099 --> 01:06:20,048
- Go to hospital.
- I can't afford to throw money away on a doctor.

956
01:06:21,019 --> 01:06:23,226
I don't know about this, Marla.

957
01:06:23,313 --> 01:06:25,020
Please.

958
01:06:25,107 --> 01:06:29,104
She didn't call Tyler. I'm neutral in her book.

959
01:06:31,152 --> 01:06:35,197
That's nice.
Taking food to Mrs Haniver and Mrs Raines.

960
01:06:35,282 --> 01:06:37,357
Where are they, exactly?

961
01:06:37,450 --> 01:06:41,577
Tragically, they're dead.
I'm alive and I'm in poverty. Want any?

962
01:06:41,662 --> 01:06:43,737
- No, no.
- I got one for you.

963
01:06:43,831 --> 01:06:45,907
Thanks for the thought.

964
01:06:47,292 --> 01:06:49,580
What happened to your hand?

965
01:06:49,668 --> 01:06:51,826
Oh, nothing.

966
01:06:51,921 --> 01:06:53,997
Right there?

967
01:06:55,048 --> 01:06:57,718
- Feel anything?
- No.

968
01:06:57,843 --> 01:06:59,834
Well, make sure.

969
01:06:59,927 --> 01:07:01,967
OK, I'm pretty sure.

970
01:07:02,054 --> 01:07:04,047
You feel nothing?

971
01:07:04,139 --> 01:07:06,427
No, nothing.

972
01:07:07,976 --> 01:07:10,811
Well, that's a relief. Thank you.

973
01:07:12,396 --> 01:07:15,599
- No problem.
- I wish I could return the favour.

974
01:07:15,691 --> 01:07:17,767
Well, there's not a lot breast cancer
in the men of my family.

975
01:07:17,860 --> 01:07:21,358
- I could check your prostate.
- I think I'm OK.

976
01:07:21,446 --> 01:07:23,521
Well, thanks, anyway.

977
01:07:28,535 --> 01:07:30,860
- Are we done?
- Yeah, we're done.

978
01:07:30,954 --> 01:07:33,160
See you... around.

979
01:07:50,287 --> 01:07:52,362
Cornelius?

980
01:07:52,455 --> 01:07:54,827
Cornelius!

981
01:07:54,916 --> 01:07:57,620
It's me! Bob!

982
01:07:57,710 --> 01:07:59,168
Hey, Bob.

983
01:08:02,713 --> 01:08:05,714
- We all thought you were dead.
- No, no. Still here.

984
01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:09,844
- How are you, Bob?
- Better than I've ever been in my whole life.

985
01:08:09,928 --> 01:08:13,428
- Really? Still remaining men together?
- No, no.

986
01:08:13,515 --> 01:08:17,299
- I got something so much better now.
- Really, what is it?

987
01:08:17,935 --> 01:08:19,809
Well...

988
01:08:19,895 --> 01:08:24,142
The first rule is,
I'm not supposed to talk about it.

989
01:08:24,273 --> 01:08:26,350
And the second rule is

990
01:08:26,442 --> 01:08:28,731
I'm not supposed to talk about it.

991
01:08:28,820 --> 01:08:32,271
- And the third rule is...
- Bob, Bob. I'm a member.

992
01:08:32,364 --> 01:08:34,440
Look at my face, Bob.

993
01:08:36,868 --> 01:08:39,194
That's fucking... fucking great.

994
01:08:39,288 --> 01:08:42,986
- I've never seen you there.
- I go Tuesdays and Thursdays.

995
01:08:43,082 --> 01:08:46,781
- I go Saturday.
- Congratulations.

996
01:08:47,210 --> 01:08:49,535
Yeah, hey, to both of us, right?

997
01:08:49,628 --> 01:08:52,298
Have you heard about the guy
who invented this thing?

998
01:08:52,381 --> 01:08:55,298
- Yeah, actually...
- I hear all kinds of things.

999
01:08:55,383 --> 01:08:59,002
Supposedly,
he was born in a mental institution

1000
01:08:59,095 --> 01:09:02,464
and he sleeps only one hour a night.

1001
01:09:02,556 --> 01:09:04,763
He's a great man.

1002
01:09:06,268 --> 01:09:08,556
Do you know about Tyler Durden?

1003
01:09:33,542 --> 01:09:35,616
I didn't hurt you, did I?

1004
01:09:35,710 --> 01:09:37,786
Actually, you did.

1005
01:09:37,878 --> 01:09:39,954
Thank you for this.

1006
01:09:40,214 --> 01:09:42,585
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

1007
01:09:42,674 --> 01:09:44,749
Fight Club.

1008
01:09:44,843 --> 01:09:46,966
This was mine and Tyler's gift.

1009
01:09:47,053 --> 01:09:47,095
Our gift to the world.

1010
01:09:47,095 --> 01:09:49,134
Our gift to the world.

1011
01:09:49,221 --> 01:09:52,554
I look around, I look around,
I see a lot of new faces.

1012
01:09:54,183 --> 01:09:56,390
Shut up!

1013
01:09:56,478 --> 01:10:01,352
Which means a lot of people have been
breaking the first two rules of Fight Club.

1014
01:10:09,655 --> 01:10:13,735
I see in Fight Club the strongest
and smartest men who've ever lived.

1015
01:10:13,826 --> 01:10:15,902
I see all this potential.

1016
01:10:15,994 --> 01:10:18,070
And I see it squandered.

1017
01:10:19,080 --> 01:10:22,200
Goddamn it,
an entire generation pumping gas.

1018
01:10:22,750 --> 01:10:24,825
Waiting tables.

1019
01:10:24,918 --> 01:10:26,994
Slaves with white collars.

1020
01:10:29,463 --> 01:10:32,548
Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes,

1021
01:10:32,633 --> 01:10:35,918
working jobs we hate
so we can buy shit we don't need.

1022
01:10:39,805 --> 01:10:42,262
We're the middle children of history.

1023
01:10:42,350 --> 01:10:44,426
No purpose or place.

1024
01:10:44,602 --> 01:10:46,677
We have no Great War.

1025
01:10:47,020 --> 01:10:49,096
No Great Depression.

1026
01:10:50,858 --> 01:10:53,228
Our great war is a spiritual war.

1027
01:10:53,651 --> 01:10:57,019
Our great depression is our lives.

1028
01:10:59,865 --> 01:11:02,949
We've all been raised
on television to believe

1029
01:11:03,034 --> 01:11:06,699
that one day we'd be millionaires
and movie gods and rock stars.

1030
01:11:06,787 --> 01:11:08,863
But we won't.

1031
01:11:08,955 --> 01:11:11,411
We're slowly learning that fact.

1032
01:11:11,500 --> 01:11:13,955
And we're very, very pissed off.

1033
01:11:14,043 --> 01:11:15,667
Yeah!

1034
01:11:18,588 --> 01:11:23,049
First rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk...

1035
01:11:28,514 --> 01:11:29,795
Who are you?

1036
01:11:30,641 --> 01:11:33,262
- Who am I?
- Yeah.

1037
01:11:34,144 --> 01:11:36,979
There's a sign on the front
that says Lou's Tavern.

1038
01:11:38,064 --> 01:11:41,931
I'm fucking Lou. Who the fuck are you?

1039
01:11:42,026 --> 01:11:44,101
Tyler Durden.

1040
01:11:47,239 --> 01:11:50,688
Who told you motherfuckers
that you could use my place?

1041
01:11:50,783 --> 01:11:53,155
We have a deal worked out with Irvine.

1042
01:11:53,244 --> 01:11:55,816
Irvine?
Irvine's at home with a broken collarbone.

1043
01:11:55,912 --> 01:11:58,070
He don't own this place. I do.

1044
01:12:00,249 --> 01:12:03,701
- How much money's he getting for this?
- There is no money.

1045
01:12:03,794 --> 01:12:06,581
- Really?
- Free to all.
- Ain't that something?

1046
01:12:06,672 --> 01:12:08,498
It is, actually.

1047
01:12:08,590 --> 01:12:11,045
Look, stupid fuck!

1048
01:12:11,133 --> 01:12:13,671
- I want everybody out of here right now.
- Hey!

1049
01:12:13,761 --> 01:12:16,002
You should join our club.

1050
01:12:16,388 --> 01:12:18,380
Did you hear what I just said?

1051
01:12:18,473 --> 01:12:20,549
You and your friend.

1052
01:12:22,477 --> 01:12:24,552
You hear me now?

1053
01:12:26,772 --> 01:12:28,848
No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou.

1054
01:12:34,987 --> 01:12:36,979
Still not getting it.

1055
01:12:38,031 --> 01:12:40,189
OK, OK, I got it.

1056
01:12:40,283 --> 01:12:42,739
I got it, I got it. Shit, I lost it.

1057
01:12:43,786 --> 01:12:45,660
Back! All of you!

1058
01:12:47,373 --> 01:12:49,449
Everybody back!

1059
01:12:56,922 --> 01:12:59,080
Ah, Lou!

1060
01:12:59,174 --> 01:13:02,839
Come on, man!
We really like this place.

1061
01:13:11,893 --> 01:13:14,811
- That's right, Lou. Get it out.
- Shut the fuck up.

1062
01:13:14,938 --> 01:13:16,729
Oh, yeah!

1063
01:13:21,693 --> 01:13:23,769
Is that fucking funny?

1064
01:13:33,370 --> 01:13:35,943
Fucking guy is a loony, I'm telling you.

1065
01:13:36,790 --> 01:13:38,498
Unbelievable.

1066
01:13:42,711 --> 01:13:45,666
- You don't know where I've been, Lou.
- Oh, my God!

1067
01:13:45,755 --> 01:13:48,626
You don't know where I've been!

1068
01:13:51,719 --> 01:13:54,803
Please let us keep it, Lou! Please, Lou!

1069
01:13:54,889 --> 01:13:57,344
Fucking use the basement! Christ!

1070
01:13:57,433 --> 01:14:00,302
I want your word, Lou! I want your word!

1071
01:14:00,393 --> 01:14:02,385
On my mother's eyes.

1072
01:14:11,528 --> 01:14:13,603
Thanks, Lou.

1073
01:14:14,947 --> 01:14:17,023
You too, big guy.

1074
01:14:20,994 --> 01:14:23,070
We'll see you next week.

1075
01:14:38,592 --> 01:14:42,175
This week, each one of you
has a homework assignment.

1076
01:14:42,262 --> 01:14:47,089
You're gonna go out. You're gonna
start a fight with a total stranger.

1077
01:14:50,352 --> 01:14:52,510
You're gonna start a fight

1078
01:14:52,604 --> 01:14:54,680
and you're gonna lose.

1079
01:14:56,525 --> 01:14:56,567
Excellent choice, sir.

1080
01:14:56,567 --> 01:14:58,605
Excellent choice, sir.

1081
01:15:01,195 --> 01:15:04,480
Hey! Watch out, jackass! Come on!

1082
01:15:04,865 --> 01:15:07,534
Now, this is not as easy as it sounds.

1083
01:15:10,244 --> 01:15:12,200
Son of a bitch!

1084
01:15:12,287 --> 01:15:17,032
Most people, normal people,
do just about anything to avoid a fight.

1085
01:15:17,959 --> 01:15:20,035
Excuse me!

1086
01:15:20,128 --> 01:15:23,827
You sprayed me with your hose.
That's not necessary...

1087
01:15:23,922 --> 01:15:25,831
Jay! Go call 911!

1088
01:15:28,593 --> 01:15:30,632
Put the hose down.

1089
01:15:30,719 --> 01:15:32,795
Stop it! Stop it!

1090
01:15:34,473 --> 01:15:36,347
Sorry.

1091
01:15:51,863 --> 01:15:54,317
We need to talk.

1092
01:15:56,575 --> 01:15:58,651
OK.

1093
01:15:58,743 --> 01:16:00,820
Where to begin?

1094
01:16:00,913 --> 01:16:03,118
With your constant absenteeism?

1095
01:16:03,206 --> 01:16:05,744
With your unpresentable appearance?

1096
01:16:05,833 --> 01:16:07,872
You're up for review.

1097
01:16:07,960 --> 01:16:11,163
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

1098
01:16:11,254 --> 01:16:13,163
- What?
- Let's pretend.

1099
01:16:13,256 --> 01:16:16,127
You're the Department of Transportation,
OK?

1100
01:16:16,217 --> 01:16:19,881
Someone informs you that this company

1101
01:16:19,970 --> 01:16:24,049
installs front-seat mounting brackets
that naver pass collision tests,

1102
01:16:24,140 --> 01:16:27,556
brake linings that fail after a thousand miles,

1103
01:16:27,644 --> 01:16:32,055
and fuel injectors
that explode and burn people alive.

1104
01:16:32,147 --> 01:16:34,020
What then?

1105
01:16:34,107 --> 01:16:36,396
Are you threatening me?

1106
01:16:36,484 --> 01:16:39,271
- No...
- Get the fuck out of here. You're fired!

1107
01:16:39,361 --> 01:16:43,773
I have a better solution. You keep me
on the payroll as an outside consultant.

1108
01:16:43,865 --> 01:16:45,941
In exchange for my salary,

1109
01:16:46,034 --> 01:16:49,865
my job will be never to tell people
these things that I know.

1110
01:16:49,954 --> 01:16:54,247
I don't even have to come into the office.
I can do this job from home.

1111
01:16:55,542 --> 01:16:59,670
Who... Who the fuck do you think you are,
you crazy little shit?

1112
01:17:04,926 --> 01:17:08,459
- Security!
I am Jack's smirking revenge.

1113
01:17:17,435 --> 01:17:19,558
What the hell are you doing?

1114
01:17:28,737 --> 01:17:30,812
That hurt.

1115
01:17:32,282 --> 01:17:34,357
Why would you do that?

1116
01:17:34,992 --> 01:17:37,993
Oh, my God! No! Please stop!

1117
01:17:47,378 --> 01:17:49,453
What are you doing?

1118
01:17:50,547 --> 01:17:52,623
Oh, God, no! Please! No!

1119
01:17:52,715 --> 01:17:56,795
For some reason,
I thought of my first fight, with Tyler.

1120
01:17:56,886 --> 01:17:58,510
No!

1121
01:18:22,909 --> 01:18:27,403
Under and behind and inside
everything this man took for granted,

1122
01:18:27,495 --> 01:18:30,946
something horrible had been growing.

1123
01:18:31,039 --> 01:18:32,119
Look.

1124
01:18:32,207 --> 01:18:36,915
Give me the paychecks, like I asked,
and you won't ever see me again.

1125
01:18:37,003 --> 01:18:39,790
And right then, at our most excellent
moment together...

1126
01:18:42,841 --> 01:18:45,628
Thank God!
Please don't hit me again.

1127
01:18:45,719 --> 01:18:47,794
Telephone, computer,

1128
01:18:47,888 --> 01:18:53,047
fax machine, 52 weekly paychecks
and 48 airline flight coupons.

1129
01:18:53,142 --> 01:18:55,549
We now had corporate sponsorship.

1130
01:18:55,644 --> 01:19:00,768
This is how Tyler and I were able to have
Fight Club every night of the week.

1131
01:19:03,442 --> 01:19:07,025
Now nobody was the centre of Fight Club
except the two men fighting.

1132
01:19:07,113 --> 01:19:10,610
The leader walked through the crowd,
out in the darkness.

1133
01:19:12,366 --> 01:19:16,862
Tyler was now involved in class-action
a lawsuit with the Pressman Hotel

1134
01:19:16,954 --> 01:19:19,242
over the urine content of their soup.

1135
01:19:24,418 --> 01:19:27,419
I am Jack's wasted life.

1136
01:19:35,136 --> 01:19:37,212
Thank you, sir.

1137
01:19:38,723 --> 01:19:41,723
Tyler dreamed up
new homework assignments.

1138
01:19:41,808 --> 01:19:44,347
He handed them out in sealed envelopes.

1139
01:20:23,510 --> 01:20:27,175
- There's a Fight Club up in Delaware City.
- Yeah, I heard.

1140
01:20:28,973 --> 01:20:31,179
There's one in Penns Grove too.

1141
01:20:31,268 --> 01:20:33,508
- Leave it.
- Bob even found one up in New Castle.

1142
01:20:33,601 --> 01:20:36,687
- Did you start that one?
- No, I thought you did.

1143
01:20:36,772 --> 01:20:39,262
No.

1144
01:21:27,982 --> 01:21:28,023
- Stop for a second.
- Hey, what are we doing?

1145
01:21:28,023 --> 01:21:30,312
- Stop for a second.
- Hey, what are we doing?

1146
01:21:30,401 --> 01:21:32,440
- Turn around.
- What are we doing?

1147
01:21:32,527 --> 01:21:34,935
- Homework assignment.
- What kind of homework assignment?

1148
01:21:35,030 --> 01:21:37,069
Human sacrifice.

1149
01:21:37,156 --> 01:21:40,489
- Is that a gun? Please tell me it's not a gun.
- It's a gun.

1150
01:21:40,576 --> 01:21:42,900
- What are you doing?
- Meet me in the back.

1151
01:21:42,994 --> 01:21:45,366
- Don't fuck around!
- Meet me in the back.

1152
01:21:45,455 --> 01:21:47,246
On a long enough time line,

1153
01:21:47,331 --> 01:21:50,201
the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

1154
01:21:51,210 --> 01:21:53,285
What are you doing? Come on!

1155
01:21:53,378 --> 01:21:56,793
Hands behind the back.
Give me your wallet.

1156
01:21:58,549 --> 01:22:01,835
Raymond K Hessel.
1320 SE Banning, Apartment A.

1157
01:22:02,636 --> 01:22:05,839
- Small, cramped basement apartment, Raymond?
- How did you know?

1158
01:22:05,931 --> 01:22:08,552
Because they give shitty apartments
letters instead of numbers.

1159
01:22:08,641 --> 01:22:11,760
Raymond! You're going to die.

1160
01:22:11,852 --> 01:22:13,311
No!

1161
01:22:13,395 --> 01:22:17,559
Is that your mom and dad?
Mom and dad are gonna have
to call kindly dr. so-and-so

1162
01:22:17,649 --> 01:22:19,891
to pick up your dental records,
do you wanna know why?

1163
01:22:19,985 --> 01:22:23,566
- Because there won't be nothing left of your face.
- Oh, come on!

1164
01:22:23,654 --> 01:22:27,567
An expired community college student ID.
What did you study, Raymond?

1165
01:22:27,658 --> 01:22:30,693
- S... S... Stuff.
- Stuff?

1166
01:22:30,785 --> 01:22:32,861
Were the midterms hard?

1167
01:22:33,996 --> 01:22:36,569
- I asked you what you studied!
- Biology, mostly.

1168
01:22:36,665 --> 01:22:40,165
- Why?
- I don't know.

1169
01:22:40,252 --> 01:22:43,252
What did you wanna be, Raymond K Hessel?!

1170
01:22:44,672 --> 01:22:48,621
The question, Raymond,
was what did you want to be?

1171
01:22:50,302 --> 01:22:52,377
Answer him, Raymond, Jesus!

1172
01:22:52,470 --> 01:22:54,877
- Veterinarian. Veterinarian.
- Animals.

1173
01:22:54,973 --> 01:22:57,926
- Yeah. Animals and stuff.
- Stuff. Yeah, I got that.

1174
01:22:58,017 --> 01:23:00,590
- That means you have to get more schooling.
- Too much school.

1175
01:23:00,686 --> 01:23:03,141
- Would you rather be dead?
- No, please...

1176
01:23:03,230 --> 01:23:07,689
You'd rather die here, on your knees,
in the back of a convenience store?

1177
01:23:07,774 --> 01:23:09,399
Please, no.

1178
01:23:13,488 --> 01:23:15,565
I'm keeping your licence.

1179
01:23:16,824 --> 01:23:19,825
Gonna check in on you.
I know where you live.

1180
01:23:19,910 --> 01:23:22,910
If you are not on your way
to becoming a veterinarian in six weeks,

1181
01:23:22,996 --> 01:23:25,071
you will be dead.

1182
01:23:26,958 --> 01:23:29,034
Now run on home.

1183
01:23:33,797 --> 01:23:35,873
Run, Forrest, run!

1184
01:23:37,508 --> 01:23:39,584
I feel ill.

1185
01:23:40,386 --> 01:23:42,462
Imagine how he feels.

1186
01:23:42,555 --> 01:23:44,629
Come on, this isn't funny!

1187
01:23:44,723 --> 01:23:47,131
That wasn't funny!
What the fuck was the point of that?!

1188
01:23:47,225 --> 01:23:51,353
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day
of Raymond K Hessel's life.

1189
01:23:51,437 --> 01:23:55,814
His breakfast will taste better
than any meal you and I have ever tasted.

1190
01:23:57,234 --> 01:23:59,310
You had to give it to him.

1191
01:23:59,402 --> 01:24:01,773
- Come on.
- He had a plan.

1192
01:24:01,862 --> 01:24:05,277
And it started to make sense
in a Tyler-sort of way.

1193
01:24:05,366 --> 01:24:07,275
No fear. No distractions.

1194
01:24:07,367 --> 01:24:10,700
The ability to let that which does not matter

1195
01:24:10,787 --> 01:24:12,779
truly slide.

1196
01:24:26,175 --> 01:24:28,298
You are not your job.

1197
01:24:30,221 --> 01:24:33,589
You're not how much money
you have in the bank.

1198
01:24:35,308 --> 01:24:37,384
You're not the car you drive.

1199
01:24:37,935 --> 01:24:40,770
You're not the contents of your wallet.

1200
01:24:40,854 --> 01:24:43,143
You're not your fucking khakis.

1201
01:24:45,983 --> 01:24:49,683
You are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

1202
01:24:58,536 --> 01:25:00,741
I'll be out of your way in a sec.

1203
01:25:01,538 --> 01:25:03,614
You don't have to go.

1204
01:25:05,124 --> 01:25:07,201
Whatever.

1205
01:25:08,336 --> 01:25:11,420
No, I mean... It's OK.

1206
01:25:20,972 --> 01:25:23,047
Are you still going to groups?

1207
01:25:23,765 --> 01:25:25,842
Yeah.

1208
01:25:27,311 --> 01:25:29,386
Chloe's dead.

1209
01:25:29,895 --> 01:25:31,888
Wow, Chloe.

1210
01:25:31,981 --> 01:25:33,890
When did that happen?

1211
01:25:34,442 --> 01:25:36,315
Do you care?

1212
01:25:36,401 --> 01:25:39,770
I don't know.
I haven't thought about it in a while.

1213
01:25:40,029 --> 01:25:42,105
Yeah, well...

1214
01:25:42,198 --> 01:25:44,570
It was the smart move on her part.

1215
01:25:45,952 --> 01:25:47,991
Listen...

1216
01:25:49,246 --> 01:25:51,617
What are you getting out of all this?

1217
01:25:52,331 --> 01:25:54,407
What?

1218
01:25:54,542 --> 01:25:56,866
I mean, all this. Why do you keep...

1219
01:25:57,628 --> 01:25:59,703
Is this making you happy?

1220
01:26:01,298 --> 01:26:03,373
Yeah, well, sometimes.

1221
01:26:05,092 --> 01:26:07,215
I don't know. I don't understand.

1222
01:26:07,302 --> 01:26:10,885
Why does a weaker person
need to latch on a strong person?

1223
01:26:10,972 --> 01:26:13,048
What is... What is that?

1224
01:26:13,141 --> 01:26:15,298
What do you get out of it?

1225
01:26:16,811 --> 01:26:18,886
No... That's not the same thing at all.

1226
01:26:18,979 --> 01:26:21,055
It's totally different with us.

1227
01:26:21,147 --> 01:26:23,224
Us?

1228
01:26:23,317 --> 01:26:25,226
What do you mean by us?

1229
01:26:25,318 --> 01:26:29,184
- I'm sorry. Do you hear this?
- Hear what?

1230
01:26:29,279 --> 01:26:31,318
- All that noise. Hold on.
- No, wait!

1231
01:26:31,407 --> 01:26:34,110
Don't change the subject!
I want to talk about this.

1232
01:26:34,200 --> 01:26:36,987
- You're not talking about me, are you?
- No.

1233
01:26:37,078 --> 01:26:40,530
- What?
- That day you came over my house to play doctor.
What was going on there?

1234
01:26:40,622 --> 01:26:43,873
- What are you talking about?
- Nothing. Nothing.

1235
01:26:43,958 --> 01:26:46,034
- I don't think so.
- Come on, what do you want?

1236
01:26:46,127 --> 01:26:48,534
- Look at me.
- No. What?

1237
01:26:49,296 --> 01:26:52,132
- What is that?!
- It's nothing. Don't worry.

1238
01:26:52,216 --> 01:26:54,623
My God. Who did this?

1239
01:26:54,717 --> 01:26:56,794
- A person.
- Guy or girl?

1240
01:26:56,887 --> 01:26:59,673
- Why do you care if it's a guy o girl?
- Why do you care if I ask?

1241
01:26:59,764 --> 01:27:02,337
- This is none of your business. Leave me alone.
- You're afraid to say.

1242
01:27:02,433 --> 01:27:04,425
- I am not afraid to say. Let me go!
- No! Talk to me!

1243
01:27:04,518 --> 01:27:05,680
Let go of me!

1244
01:27:05,769 --> 01:27:08,473
- This conversation
- This conversation

1245
01:27:08,563 --> 01:27:11,053
- is over.
- is over.

1246
01:27:11,899 --> 01:27:15,019
I just can't win with you, can I?

1247
01:27:24,327 --> 01:27:26,816
Hey, this is getting a little old!

1248
01:27:27,413 --> 01:27:29,736
What is... What is all this?

1249
01:27:29,831 --> 01:27:31,907
What do you think?

1250
01:27:32,876 --> 01:27:34,997
Hey, why do we need bunk beds?

1251
01:27:35,086 --> 01:27:36,959
Hey!

1252
01:27:43,760 --> 01:27:45,586
Too young.

1253
01:27:45,678 --> 01:27:47,302
Sorry.

1254
01:27:47,387 --> 01:27:49,464
What's all that?

1255
01:27:49,557 --> 01:27:52,510
If the applicant is young,
tell him he's too young.

1256
01:27:52,600 --> 01:27:55,221
- Old, too old. Fat, too fat.
- Applicant?

1257
01:27:55,311 --> 01:27:58,679
If the applicant waits at the door three days
without food, shelter or encouragement,

1258
01:27:58,772 --> 01:28:00,848
then he may enter and begin his training.

1259
01:28:00,941 --> 01:28:02,767
Training for what?

1260
01:28:08,364 --> 01:28:10,439
You think this is a game?

1261
01:28:10,532 --> 01:28:13,201
You're too young to train here, end of story.

1262
01:28:13,285 --> 01:28:16,036
Quit wasting our time.
Get the fuck out of here.

1263
01:28:19,957 --> 01:28:22,034
Bad news, friend.

1264
01:28:22,292 --> 01:28:24,368
It's not gonna happen.

1265
01:28:24,461 --> 01:28:26,749
Sorry if there was a misunderstanding.

1266
01:28:26,838 --> 01:28:28,747
It's not the end of the world.

1267
01:28:28,839 --> 01:28:31,045
Just... go away.

1268
01:28:31,925 --> 01:28:33,965
Go.

1269
01:28:34,052 --> 01:28:37,716
You're trespassing
and I will have to call the police.

1270
01:28:40,808 --> 01:28:42,883
Don't you look at me!

1271
01:28:42,976 --> 01:28:46,226
You think you're ever getting in this house?
You're never getting in this fucking house!

1272
01:28:46,312 --> 01:28:49,681
Never. Now get the fuck off my porch!
Get off my porch!

1273
01:28:49,774 --> 01:28:53,308
Sooner or later,
we all became what Tyler wanted us to be.

1274
01:28:53,402 --> 01:28:56,236
I'm gonna go inside
and I'm gonna get a shovel.

1275
01:29:03,786 --> 01:29:05,992
- Got two black shirts?
- Yes, sir.

1276
01:29:06,079 --> 01:29:08,320
- Two pair of black pants?
- Yes, sir.

1277
01:29:08,414 --> 01:29:11,368
- One pair black boots? Two pair of black socks?
- Yes, sir.

1278
01:29:11,459 --> 01:29:13,534
- One black jacket.
- Yes, sir.

1279
01:29:13,627 --> 01:29:16,628
- $300 personal burial money?
- Yes, sir.

1280
01:29:18,798 --> 01:29:20,875
All right.

1281
01:29:30,684 --> 01:29:32,759
You're too old, fat man.

1282
01:29:32,853 --> 01:29:36,019
Your tits are too big.
Get the fuck off my porch.

1283
01:29:43,819 --> 01:29:45,896
Bob! Bob!

1284
01:30:01,877 --> 01:30:04,546
Like a monkey ready to be shot into space.

1285
01:30:05,296 --> 01:30:06,790
Space monkey.

1286
01:30:06,882 --> 01:30:10,380
Ready to sacrifice himself
for the greater good.

1287
01:30:17,015 --> 01:30:19,683
You are too fucking old, fatty!

1288
01:30:19,767 --> 01:30:22,970
And you... You're too fucking

1289
01:30:23,061 --> 01:30:24,686
blond!

1290
01:30:24,771 --> 01:30:27,097
Get out of here, the both of you!

1291
01:30:27,191 --> 01:30:29,265
And so it went.

1292
01:30:29,442 --> 01:30:31,565
Listen up, maggots.

1293
01:30:31,652 --> 01:30:33,729
You are not special.

1294
01:30:34,070 --> 01:30:37,356
You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake.

1295
01:30:37,448 --> 01:30:41,826
You are the same decaying organic matter
as everything else.

1296
01:30:41,911 --> 01:30:44,034
Tyler built himself an army.

1297
01:30:44,246 --> 01:30:47,910
We are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

1298
01:30:47,999 --> 01:30:51,617
We are all part of the same compost heap.

1299
01:30:52,669 --> 01:30:55,920
Why was Tyler Durden building an army?

1300
01:30:56,007 --> 01:30:58,081
To what purpose?

1301
01:30:58,175 --> 01:31:00,582
For what greater good?

1302
01:31:03,930 --> 01:31:06,006
In Tyler we trusted.

1303
01:31:11,310 --> 01:31:14,016
(man) When he was like,
"You are not your job",

1304
01:31:14,105 --> 01:31:16,181
I was like, "Yeah!"

1305
01:31:18,066 --> 01:31:20,143
Hey, what's all this?

1306
01:31:20,235 --> 01:31:22,311
Hey!

1307
01:31:23,821 --> 01:31:25,481
OK!

1308
01:31:25,573 --> 01:31:27,945
- What's going on?
- We're celebrating.

1309
01:31:28,034 --> 01:31:30,524
- What are we celebrating?
- Go in.

1310
01:31:34,540 --> 01:31:36,696
- Hey.
- Let me get that for you.

1311
01:31:41,295 --> 01:31:44,212
The same great taste, Pepsi.
Generation next.

1312
01:31:46,550 --> 01:31:48,790
Ssh!

1313
01:31:48,885 --> 01:31:52,667
Investigators are around on the scene. Hold on.
The Police Commissioner Jacobs has arrived.

1314
01:31:52,763 --> 01:31:55,716
Commissioner, could you please tell us
what you think has happened here?

1315
01:31:55,807 --> 01:32:00,054
We believe this is one of many
recent acts of vandalism around the city

1316
01:32:00,144 --> 01:32:03,264
somehow related
to underground boxing clubs.

1317
01:32:03,356 --> 01:32:07,566
We will be coordinating
a rigorous investigation.

1318
01:32:08,485 --> 01:32:12,861
That was Police Commissioner Jacobs
who just arrived on the scene here

1319
01:32:12,947 --> 01:32:17,194
- of a four-alarm fire that broke out abount an hour ago...
- She's hot.

1320
01:32:17,283 --> 01:32:19,110
Back to you in the studio.

1321
01:32:19,202 --> 01:32:21,574
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1322
01:32:22,538 --> 01:32:25,076
- Holy shit!
- Yeah!

1323
01:32:32,380 --> 01:32:34,419
What the fuck did you guys do?

1324
01:32:34,506 --> 01:32:38,586
Arson investigators
are on the premises...

1325
01:32:42,347 --> 01:32:46,925
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not ask questions, sir.

1326
01:32:53,147 --> 01:32:55,638
The victory in the war against crime

1327
01:32:55,733 --> 01:32:57,810
will not come overnight.

1328
01:32:57,901 --> 01:33:02,444
It will take dedication and commitment
and, most of all, cooperation.

1329
01:33:02,530 --> 01:33:07,441
Streets are safer now.
There is hope in the inner city. However...

1330
01:33:07,535 --> 01:33:09,527
I gotta take a piss.

1331
01:33:09,620 --> 01:33:12,371
These are the first steps in a long journey.

1332
01:33:12,456 --> 01:33:15,077
That is why we have created Project Hope.

1333
01:33:15,166 --> 01:33:17,242
Bob.

1334
01:33:20,337 --> 01:33:23,124
Project Hope will be a joint effort

1335
01:33:23,215 --> 01:33:25,966
between the police and community leaders.

1336
01:33:26,050 --> 01:33:30,213
It will be a powerful new weapon
in the war against crime.

1337
01:34:15,635 --> 01:34:19,797
- Wrap it around the top of his hacky-sack, Bob.
- Yeah, his balls are ice cold.

1338
01:34:21,806 --> 01:34:25,139
Hi. You're gonna call off
your rigorous investigation.

1339
01:34:25,226 --> 01:34:28,559
You're gonna publicly state
there is no underground group or

1340
01:34:28,645 --> 01:34:30,970
these guys are gonna take your balls.

1341
01:34:31,856 --> 01:34:35,640
They'll send one to the New York Times
and one to the LA Times. Press release style.

1342
01:34:35,735 --> 01:34:37,479
Look.

1343
01:34:37,570 --> 01:34:40,653
The people you are after
are the people you depend on.

1344
01:34:40,739 --> 01:34:44,322
We cook your meals. We haul your trash.
We connect your calls.

1345
01:34:44,409 --> 01:34:48,156
We drive your ambulances.
We guard you while you sleep.

1346
01:34:52,582 --> 01:34:55,369
Do not fuck with us.

1347
01:35:02,800 --> 01:35:04,922
Ball check!

1348
01:35:19,272 --> 01:35:21,347
Bob, you're this way.

1349
01:35:22,441 --> 01:35:24,766
Let's go.

1350
01:35:24,861 --> 01:35:28,062
I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.

1351
01:35:29,155 --> 01:35:31,231
Hey!

1352
01:35:45,710 --> 01:35:46,992
Yeah!

1353
01:36:19,739 --> 01:36:22,527
I felt like putting a bullet between
the eyes of every panda

1354
01:36:22,616 --> 01:36:26,483
that wouldn't screw to save its species.

1355
01:36:28,623 --> 01:36:31,409
I wanted to open the dump valves
on oil tankers

1356
01:36:31,500 --> 01:36:34,371
and smother all those French beaches
I'd never see.

1357
01:36:37,631 --> 01:36:40,121
I wanted to breathe smoke.

1358
01:36:57,480 --> 01:36:59,603
Where did you go, psycho boy?

1359
01:37:01,359 --> 01:37:04,275
I felt like destroying something beautiful.

1360
01:37:07,781 --> 01:37:09,857
Get him to a fucking hospital.

1361
01:37:09,948 --> 01:37:12,024
Yeah.

1362
01:37:22,793 --> 01:37:25,877
Don't worry, Mr. Durden.
Airport parking. Long term.

1363
01:37:27,380 --> 01:37:29,456
After you, Mr. Durden.

1364
01:37:30,425 --> 01:37:32,500
After you.

1365
01:37:50,275 --> 01:37:52,848
- Something on your mind, dear?
- No.

1366
01:37:52,944 --> 01:37:56,194
Yeah, why wasn't I told
about Project Mayhem?

1367
01:37:56,280 --> 01:37:59,280
The first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not ask questions.

1368
01:37:59,365 --> 01:38:01,738
- What are you talking about?
- Why didn't you include me in the beginning?

1369
01:38:01,826 --> 01:38:07,033
Fight Club was the beginning. Now it's out of
the basements and it's called Project Mayhem.

1370
01:38:07,122 --> 01:38:11,500
You and I started Fight Club together.
Do you remember that?
It's as much mine as it is yours, you know.

1371
01:38:11,585 --> 01:38:15,832
- Is this about you and me?
- Yeah. I thought we were doing this together?

1372
01:38:15,921 --> 01:38:19,372
You are missing the point.
This does not belong to us. We are not special.

1373
01:38:19,466 --> 01:38:21,873
Fuck that. You should have told me.

1374
01:38:22,719 --> 01:38:24,711
Hey, Tyler!

1375
01:38:26,556 --> 01:38:29,046
- Goddamn it, Tyler!
- What do you want?!

1376
01:38:29,141 --> 01:38:31,597
A statement of purpose?
Should I e-mail you?
Shoud I put this in your "action item list"?

1377
01:38:31,685 --> 01:38:34,354
- Oh... look...
- You decide your level of involvement!

1378
01:38:34,437 --> 01:38:37,106
I will! I wanna know certain things first!

1379
01:38:37,190 --> 01:38:39,811
- The first rule of Project Mayhem...
- Shut up!

1380
01:38:41,568 --> 01:38:45,316
- I wanna know what you're thinking.
- Fuck what you know!  You need to forget about
what you know, that's your problem.

1381
01:38:45,405 --> 01:38:48,856
Forget about what you think you know
about life, about friendship,

1382
01:38:48,950 --> 01:38:51,026
and especially about you and me.

1383
01:38:52,203 --> 01:38:54,361
What is that supposed to mean?

1384
01:38:57,749 --> 01:38:59,907
What are you doing?

1385
01:39:00,835 --> 01:39:03,539
Guys, what do you wish you'd done
before you died?

1386
01:39:03,628 --> 01:39:06,499
- Paint a self-portrait.
- Build a house.

1387
01:39:06,591 --> 01:39:08,962
- And you?
- I don't know. Nothing.

1388
01:39:09,050 --> 01:39:11,458
- Get in the right lane.
- You have to know! You have to know
the answer to this question.

1389
01:39:11,553 --> 01:39:14,588
If you died right now,
how would you feel about your life?

1390
01:39:14,681 --> 01:39:18,345
I don't know! I wouldn't feel anything
good about my life. Is that what you
want to hear me say?

1391
01:39:18,433 --> 01:39:20,721
- Fine. Come on!
- Not good enough.

1392
01:39:20,810 --> 01:39:23,265
Stop fucking around! Tyler!

1393
01:39:24,522 --> 01:39:26,764
Jesus Christ!

1394
01:39:27,524 --> 01:39:29,600
Goddamn it! Goddamn it! Fuck you!

1395
01:39:29,693 --> 01:39:31,769
Fuck Fight Club. Fuck Marla!

1396
01:39:31,861 --> 01:39:34,530
I am sick of all your shit!

1397
01:39:34,613 --> 01:39:36,523
OK, man.

1398
01:39:38,325 --> 01:39:40,862
- Quit screwing around, take the wheel!
- Look at you!

1399
01:39:40,952 --> 01:39:43,704
- Take the wheel!
- Look at you! You're fucking pathetic!

1400
01:39:43,788 --> 01:39:48,913
- Why? Why? What are you talking about?
- Why do you think I blew up your condo?

1401
01:39:49,542 --> 01:39:51,085
What?

1402
01:39:51,169 --> 01:39:55,083
Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat.
It's not a goddamned seminar.

1403
01:39:55,173 --> 01:39:58,873
Stop trying to control everything
and just let go!

1404
01:40:00,594 --> 01:40:02,468
Let go!

1405
01:40:02,553 --> 01:40:04,630
All right. Fine.

1406
01:40:05,515 --> 01:40:07,425
Fine.

1407
01:41:05,775 --> 01:41:08,266
I'd never been in a car accident.

1408
01:41:08,360 --> 01:41:11,776
This must have been
what all those people felt like

1409
01:41:11,862 --> 01:41:15,066
before I filed them
as statistics in my reports.

1410
01:41:15,158 --> 01:41:17,232
Goddamn!

1411
01:41:20,745 --> 01:41:23,911
We've just had a near-life experience!

1412
01:41:27,751 --> 01:41:29,744
In the world I see,

1413
01:41:29,837 --> 01:41:33,704
you're stalking elk
through the damp canyon forests

1414
01:41:33,799 --> 01:41:36,799
around the ruins of Rockefeller Center.

1415
01:41:38,802 --> 01:41:43,180
You'll wear leather clothes
that will last you the rest of your life.

1416
01:41:43,265 --> 01:41:47,806
You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines
that wrap the Sears Tower.

1417
01:41:47,893 --> 01:41:52,471
And when you look down,
you'll see tiny figures pounding corn,

1418
01:41:52,563 --> 01:41:56,098
laying strips of venison
in the empty car pool lane

1419
01:41:56,192 --> 01:41:58,481
of some abandoned superhighway.

1420
01:42:11,914 --> 01:42:14,155
Feel better, champ.

1421
01:42:31,514 --> 01:42:33,304
And then...

1422
01:42:33,390 --> 01:42:34,932
Tyler?

1423
01:42:35,017 --> 01:42:37,092
...Tyler was gone.

1424
01:42:44,484 --> 01:42:46,523
Was I asleep?

1425
01:42:47,611 --> 01:42:49,650
Had I slept?

1426
01:42:49,739 --> 01:42:52,774
You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake.
You understand me?

1427
01:42:52,865 --> 01:42:55,320
The house had become a living thing.

1428
01:42:55,408 --> 01:43:00,035
Wet inside from so many people
sweating and breathing.

1429
01:43:00,538 --> 01:43:03,112
So many people moving, the house moved.

1430
01:43:06,002 --> 01:43:08,078
Planet Tyler.

1431
01:43:08,170 --> 01:43:10,246
I had to hug the walls.

1432
01:43:10,338 --> 01:43:13,458
Trapped inside
this clockwork of space monkeys.

1433
01:43:13,550 --> 01:43:17,332
You shouldn't be smoking in here!
You know how much ether we have
in this fucking house?

1434
01:43:17,427 --> 01:43:19,919
Cooking and working and sleeping in teams.

1435
01:43:22,181 --> 01:43:24,258
Hang on a second.

1436
01:43:43,158 --> 01:43:45,862
It's under control, sir.

1437
01:43:48,329 --> 01:43:50,156
Where's Tyler?

1438
01:43:50,248 --> 01:43:53,248
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not...

1439
01:43:53,333 --> 01:43:55,291
Right... OK.

1440
01:43:57,712 --> 01:43:59,788
I'm all alone.

1441
01:43:59,964 --> 01:44:03,629
My father dumped me. Tyler dumped me.

1442
01:44:03,717 --> 01:44:05,959
I am Jack's broken heart.

1443
01:44:10,181 --> 01:44:13,965
What comes next in Project Mayhem
only Tyler knows.

1444
01:44:14,893 --> 01:44:18,096
The second rule is you do not ask questions.

1445
01:44:20,899 --> 01:44:23,603
Get the fuck away from me!
Get the fuck away!

1446
01:44:23,984 --> 01:44:26,061
Who are all these people?

1447
01:44:31,325 --> 01:44:33,613
Paper Street Soap Company.

1448
01:44:35,161 --> 01:44:37,236
Can I come in?

1449
01:44:40,374 --> 01:44:42,449
He's not here.

1450
01:44:42,542 --> 01:44:44,749
What?

1451
01:44:45,795 --> 01:44:49,377
Tyler isn't here.

1452
01:44:49,465 --> 01:44:51,541
Tyler went away.

1453
01:44:51,966 --> 01:44:54,042
Tyler's gone.

1454
01:45:11,066 --> 01:45:12,773
Get some help!

1455
01:45:23,952 --> 01:45:28,828
Two gunshot wounds coming through!
Make some fucking room!

1456
01:45:28,915 --> 01:45:31,322
What happened? What happened?

1457
01:45:31,417 --> 01:45:34,286
We were on assignment. We were supposed
to kill two birds with one stone.

1458
01:45:35,587 --> 01:45:37,662
Destroy a piece of corporate art...

1459
01:45:37,755 --> 01:45:40,247
Operation Latte Thunder. Go!

1460
01:45:40,966 --> 01:45:44,134
..and trash a franchise coffee bar.

1461
01:45:50,558 --> 01:45:52,883
We had it all worked out, sir.

1462
01:46:01,067 --> 01:46:04,352
- It went smooth until...
- Police! Freeze!

1463
01:46:04,445 --> 01:46:07,196
- What?
- They shot Bob.

1464
01:46:08,698 --> 01:46:11,106
- They shot him in the head.
- Fucking pigs!

1465
01:46:16,496 --> 01:46:18,536
Oh, God!

1466
01:46:18,624 --> 01:46:21,873
- Those motherfuckers!
- You morons.

1467
01:46:21,960 --> 01:46:26,087
You're running around in ski masks
trying to blow things up?

1468
01:46:26,172 --> 01:46:28,840
What did you think was gonna happen?!

1469
01:46:30,634 --> 01:46:34,963
OK, quick! We gotta get rid of the evidence.
We gotta get rid of this body!

1470
01:46:35,054 --> 01:46:37,925
- Bury him.
- What?

1471
01:46:38,015 --> 01:46:40,256
Take him to the garden and bury him.

1472
01:46:40,350 --> 01:46:43,221
- Come on, people, let's go!
- Get the fuck off!

1473
01:46:43,311 --> 01:46:46,561
Get away from him!
What are you talking about?

1474
01:46:46,647 --> 01:46:49,221
This isn't fucking piece of evidence.
This is a person.

1475
01:46:49,316 --> 01:46:52,519
He's a friend of mine and you're
not gonna bury him in the fucking garden!

1476
01:46:52,611 --> 01:46:55,611
He was killed serving Project Mayhem, sir.

1477
01:46:55,696 --> 01:46:57,735
- This is Bob.
- Sir, in...

1478
01:46:57,824 --> 01:46:59,900
In Project Mayhem, we have no names.

1479
01:46:59,992 --> 01:47:01,985
Now, you listen to me.

1480
01:47:02,077 --> 01:47:06,620
This is a man and he has a name,
and it's Robert Paulsen, OK?

1481
01:47:06,706 --> 01:47:08,615
- Robert Paulsen.
- He's a man

1482
01:47:08,708 --> 01:47:11,542
and he's dead now because of us.
All right? Do you understand that?

1483
01:47:12,212 --> 01:47:14,500
I understand.

1484
01:47:16,756 --> 01:47:20,089
In death, a member of Project Mayhem

1485
01:47:20,176 --> 01:47:22,252
has a name.

1486
01:47:22,386 --> 01:47:25,303
His name is Robert Paulsen.

1487
01:47:25,763 --> 01:47:27,839
His name is Robert Paulsen.

1488
01:47:28,642 --> 01:47:31,311
His name... is Robert Paulsen.

1489
01:47:31,394 --> 01:47:35,225
His name is Robert Paulsen.

1490
01:47:35,314 --> 01:47:38,397
Come on, guys. Please. Stop it.

1491
01:47:38,484 --> 01:47:41,056
His name is Robert Paulsen.

1492
01:47:41,152 --> 01:47:44,237
Shut up! This is all over with!

1493
01:47:47,491 --> 01:47:49,982
Get the fuck out of here.

1494
01:48:18,726 --> 01:48:23,138
- Tyler?
- No, this is Detective Stern of the Arson Unit.

1495
01:48:23,230 --> 01:48:24,807
I need to see you in the office...

1496
01:48:29,318 --> 01:48:33,362
I went to all the cities
on Tyler's used ticket stubs, barhopping.

1497
01:48:33,446 --> 01:48:38,191
I didn't know how or why, but I could look
at 50 different bars, and somehow I just knew.

1498
01:48:38,284 --> 01:48:42,862
I'm looking for Tyler Durden.
It's very important that I talk to him.

1499
01:48:42,955 --> 01:48:44,615
I wish I could help you,

1500
01:48:44,706 --> 01:48:46,994
sir.

1501
01:48:52,296 --> 01:48:54,371
Every city I went to,

1502
01:48:55,423 --> 01:48:57,830
as soon as I set foot off the plane

1503
01:48:58,427 --> 01:49:00,714
I knew a Fight Club was close.

1504
01:49:00,802 --> 01:49:02,463
Hey! Hey!

1505
01:49:03,556 --> 01:49:05,134
Taxi!

1506
01:49:05,224 --> 01:49:07,299
Look at my face. I'm a member.

1507
01:49:07,391 --> 01:49:09,930
Now, I just need to know if you've seen Tyler.

1508
01:49:10,020 --> 01:49:13,719
I'm not exposed to bespeak
any such information to you,

1509
01:49:13,815 --> 01:49:18,522
nor would I even if I had said information you want,
at this juncture... be able.

1510
01:49:19,193 --> 01:49:22,894
- You're a moron.
- I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

1511
01:49:24,239 --> 01:49:29,280
Tyler had been busy...
setting up franchises all over the country.

1512
01:49:32,038 --> 01:49:36,498
Was I asleep? Had I slept?

1513
01:49:36,583 --> 01:49:38,825
Is Tyler my bad dream, or am I Tyler's?

1514
01:49:40,212 --> 01:49:43,295
- We've just heard the stories.
- What kind of stories?

1515
01:49:43,380 --> 01:49:47,627
- Like nobody knows what he looks like.
- He has facial reconstructive surgery every three years.

1516
01:49:47,718 --> 01:49:50,754
That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.

1517
01:49:50,846 --> 01:49:54,925
- Is it true about Fight Club in Miami?
- Is Mr. Durden building an army?

1518
01:49:55,016 --> 01:49:58,016
I was living in a state of perpetual deja vu.

1519
01:49:58,853 --> 01:50:00,928
Everywhere I went,

1520
01:50:01,021 --> 01:50:02,978
I felt I'd already been there.

1521
01:50:03,065 --> 01:50:05,982
It was like following an invisible man.

1522
01:50:07,068 --> 01:50:09,143
The smell of dried blood,

1523
01:50:09,236 --> 01:50:12,771
dirty, bare footprints circling each other.

1524
01:50:13,615 --> 01:50:16,817
That aroma of old sweat, like fried chicken.

1525
01:50:16,909 --> 01:50:20,444
The feel of a floor still warm
from a fight the night before.

1526
01:50:21,331 --> 01:50:24,247
I was always just one step behind Tyler.

1527
01:50:27,168 --> 01:50:30,287
His name is Robert Paulsen...

1528
01:50:34,925 --> 01:50:37,000
Welcome back, sir.

1529
01:50:37,969 --> 01:50:40,045
How have you been?

1530
01:50:40,138 --> 01:50:42,295
Do you know me?

1531
01:50:42,390 --> 01:50:44,797
Is this a test, sir?

1532
01:50:44,892 --> 01:50:46,766
No. This is not a test.

1533
01:50:46,852 --> 01:50:49,058
You were in here last Thursday.

1534
01:50:49,646 --> 01:50:51,935
Thursday?

1535
01:50:52,023 --> 01:50:55,972
You were standing exactly where you are now,
asking how good security is.

1536
01:50:56,651 --> 01:50:58,728
It's tight as a drum, sir.

1537
01:51:01,405 --> 01:51:03,564
Who do you think I am?

1538
01:51:03,658 --> 01:51:06,195
Are you sure this isn't a test?

1539
01:51:06,285 --> 01:51:08,194
No, this is not a test.

1540
01:51:08,287 --> 01:51:10,362
You're Mr. Durden.

1541
01:51:11,706 --> 01:51:14,374
You're the one who gave me this.

1542
01:51:14,458 --> 01:51:18,669
Please return your seat backs
to their full upright and locked position.

1543
01:51:30,096 --> 01:51:32,173
- Yeah?
- Marla, it's me.

1544
01:51:32,266 --> 01:51:34,223
- Have we ever done it?
- Done what?

1545
01:51:34,309 --> 01:51:35,684
Have we ever had sex?

1546
01:51:35,768 --> 01:51:37,926
What kind of stupid question is that?

1547
01:51:38,020 --> 01:51:40,392
Is it stupid because the answer is "yes"
or because the answer is "no"?

1548
01:51:40,481 --> 01:51:43,053
- Is this a trick?
- No, Marla. I need to know...

1549
01:51:43,150 --> 01:51:47,017
You wanna know if I think
we were just having sex or making love?

1550
01:51:47,111 --> 01:51:50,527
- We did make love?
- Is that what you're calling it?

1551
01:51:50,614 --> 01:51:53,448
Just answer the question, Marla, please!
Did we do it or not?!

1552
01:51:53,533 --> 01:51:56,449
You fuck me, then snub me.
You love me, you hate me.

1553
01:51:56,535 --> 01:51:59,406
You show me your sensitive side,
then you turn into a total asshole.

1554
01:51:59,497 --> 01:52:02,165
Is that a pretty accurate description
of our relationship, Tyler?

1555
01:52:02,249 --> 01:52:04,325
We have just lost cabin pressure.

1556
01:52:04,418 --> 01:52:05,912
What did you just say?

1557
01:52:06,002 --> 01:52:08,326
- What is wrong with you?
- What did you just called me? Say my name!

1558
01:52:08,420 --> 01:52:12,085
Tyler Durden! Tyler Durden!
You fucking freak! What's going on?

1559
01:52:12,174 --> 01:52:14,249
- I'm coming over!
- No, wait, Marla! I'm not there!

1560
01:52:14,343 --> 01:52:17,129
You broke your promise.

1561
01:52:17,220 --> 01:52:19,177
Jesus, Tyler.

1562
01:52:19,263 --> 01:52:22,714
- You fucking talked to her about me.
- What the fuck is going on here?

1563
01:52:22,808 --> 01:52:26,260
I asked you for one thing. One simple thing.

1564
01:52:26,353 --> 01:52:28,678
Why do people think that I'm you?

1565
01:52:29,230 --> 01:52:31,306
Answer me!

1566
01:52:33,692 --> 01:52:35,519
Sit.

1567
01:52:38,322 --> 01:52:41,025
Answer me. Why do people think I'm you?

1568
01:52:41,116 --> 01:52:43,274
I think you know.

1569
01:52:43,409 --> 01:52:45,982
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.

1570
01:52:46,078 --> 01:52:48,830
Why would anyone
possibly confuse you with me?

1571
01:52:48,913 --> 01:52:51,701
I... I don't know.

1572
01:52:56,462 --> 01:52:59,332
- You got it.
- No.

1573
01:52:59,422 --> 01:53:01,545
- Do not fuck with us!
- Say it.

1574
01:53:02,925 --> 01:53:04,964
Because...

1575
01:53:06,303 --> 01:53:07,467
Say it!

1576
01:53:09,140 --> 01:53:11,178
Because we're the same person.

1577
01:53:11,266 --> 01:53:13,389
That's right.

1578
01:53:13,476 --> 01:53:15,635
We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap.

1579
01:53:15,729 --> 01:53:19,428
- I don't understand this.
- You were looking for a way to change your life.

1580
01:53:19,523 --> 01:53:21,598
You could not do this on your own.

1581
01:53:21,691 --> 01:53:23,768
All the ways you wish you could be,

1582
01:53:23,860 --> 01:53:25,734
that's me.

1583
01:53:25,820 --> 01:53:28,987
I look like you wanna look,
I fuck like you wanna fuck.

1584
01:53:29,073 --> 01:53:31,398
I am smart, capable and, most importantly,

1585
01:53:31,491 --> 01:53:34,244
I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

1586
01:53:34,328 --> 01:53:35,323
Oh, no.

1587
01:53:35,412 --> 01:53:38,328
- Tyler's not here. Tyler went away.
- What?

1588
01:53:38,414 --> 01:53:40,739
This isn't possible. This is crazy.

1589
01:53:40,833 --> 01:53:42,873
People do it every day.

1590
01:53:42,960 --> 01:53:46,493
They talk to themselves.
They see themselves as they'd like to be.

1591
01:53:46,587 --> 01:53:49,837
They don't have the courage you have,
to just run with it.

1592
01:53:53,635 --> 01:53:57,004
Naturally you still wrestling with it,
so sometimes you're still you.

1593
01:53:57,096 --> 01:54:01,804
- We should do this again sometime.
- Other times, you imagine yourself watching me.

1594
01:54:01,892 --> 01:54:04,383
If this is your first night at fight club,
you have to fight.

1595
01:54:04,478 --> 01:54:08,854
Little by little,
you're just letting yourself become

1596
01:54:09,691 --> 01:54:11,600
Tyler Durden.

1597
01:54:11,693 --> 01:54:14,480
You are not your job
or how much money you have in the bank!

1598
01:54:14,570 --> 01:54:16,977
- No. You have a house.
- Rented in your name.

1599
01:54:17,072 --> 01:54:20,689
- You have jobs, you have a whole life.
- You have night jobs, because you can't sleep.

1600
01:54:20,783 --> 01:54:22,574
Or you stay up and make soap.

1601
01:54:22,660 --> 01:54:27,617
- You're fucking Marla, Tyler.
- Technically, you are fucking Marla.
It's all the same to her.

1602
01:54:29,333 --> 01:54:31,372
Oh, my God.

1603
01:54:32,376 --> 01:54:34,452
Now you see our dilemma.

1604
01:54:34,545 --> 01:54:36,834
She knows too much.

1605
01:54:36,922 --> 01:54:42,047
I think we're gonna have to talk about
how this might compromise our goals.

1606
01:54:42,135 --> 01:54:44,257
What... What are you saying?

1607
01:54:45,221 --> 01:54:49,467
This is bullshit. This is bullshit,
I'm not listening to this!

1608
01:54:49,558 --> 01:54:52,227
- You are insane!
- No. You're insane.

1609
01:54:52,311 --> 01:54:55,061
We simply do not have time for this crap.

1610
01:54:56,522 --> 01:54:58,728
It's called a changeover.

1611
01:54:58,816 --> 01:55:00,890
The movie goes on

1612
01:55:00,984 --> 01:55:04,104
and nobody in the audience has any idea.

1613
01:55:17,081 --> 01:55:20,746
- Sir! Are you checking out?
- Yeah. Bill me.

1614
01:55:20,835 --> 01:55:23,241
I need you to initiate this
list of phone calls, please.

1615
01:55:27,674 --> 01:55:31,718
- When were these made?
- It says right there, sir.
Between 2.00 and 3.30 this morning.

1616
01:55:37,557 --> 01:55:41,684
Had I been going to bed earlier every night?
Have I been sleeping later?

1617
01:55:41,769 --> 01:55:46,643
Have I been Tyler longer and longer?

1618
01:55:49,150 --> 01:55:51,558
Is anybody here?

1619
01:55:54,238 --> 01:55:56,314
Deja vu all over again.

1620
01:55:57,992 --> 01:56:00,481
With enough soap,
we could blow just about anything.

1621
01:56:02,829 --> 01:56:04,904
Oh, my God.

1622
01:56:08,791 --> 01:56:11,164
- 1888.
- Who am I calling?

1623
01:56:11,586 --> 01:56:15,251
1888 Franklin. This is maintenance. Hello?

1624
01:56:16,423 --> 01:56:18,048
Hello?

1625
01:56:18,134 --> 01:56:20,209
1888 Franklin Street?

1626
01:56:20,302 --> 01:56:22,377
Yes. Can I help you?

1627
01:56:24,848 --> 01:56:27,420
- Hello?
- Yeah, yeah.

1628
01:56:27,515 --> 01:56:30,054
I need to talk to your supervisor right away.

1629
01:56:30,144 --> 01:56:32,218
- Speaking.
- OK, listen to me.

1630
01:56:32,311 --> 01:56:35,479
I think something really terrible
is about to happen in your building.
You have got...

1631
01:56:35,565 --> 01:56:37,640
It's under control, sir.

1632
01:56:38,108 --> 01:56:41,643
- Excuse me?
- Don't worry about us, sir. We're solid.

1633
01:56:45,907 --> 01:56:47,236
2160.

1634
01:56:54,872 --> 01:56:57,364
Marla! Marla! Hey, wait!

1635
01:56:59,085 --> 01:57:01,871
Wait! I gotta talk to you! Marla! Marla!

1636
01:57:01,962 --> 01:57:06,124
Your whacked-out bald freaks
hit me with a fucking broom!
They almost broke my arm!

1637
01:57:06,215 --> 01:57:08,967
They were burning their fingertips with lye.
The stink was unbelievable.

1638
01:57:09,052 --> 01:57:13,000
Look... listen. It'll take a
tremendous act of faith on your part,
but you have got to hear me out.

1639
01:57:13,097 --> 01:57:17,046
- Here comes an avalanche of bullshit.
- A little more faith than that.

1640
01:57:20,270 --> 01:57:22,843
No, listen. I don't want to hear
anything you have to say.

1641
01:57:22,939 --> 01:57:25,061
You have every right to be...

1642
01:57:25,649 --> 01:57:27,523
I'll just have a coffee, thanks.

1643
01:57:27,609 --> 01:57:30,562
Sir. Anything you order is
free of charge, sir.

1644
01:57:30,653 --> 01:57:32,692
Why is it free of charge?

1645
01:57:32,781 --> 01:57:34,819
- Don't ask.
- Whatever.

1646
01:57:34,906 --> 01:57:40,411
I'll have the clam chowder, the fried
chicken and a baked potato with
everything and a chocolate chiffon pie.

1647
01:57:40,495 --> 01:57:42,570
Clean food, please.

1648
01:57:42,663 --> 01:57:45,700
In that case, sir, may I advise
against the lady eating the clam chowder.

1649
01:57:45,791 --> 01:57:47,867
No clam chowder. Thank you.

1650
01:57:49,335 --> 01:57:51,578
You got about 30 seconds.

1651
01:57:54,256 --> 01:57:56,795
I know I've been acting very, very strange, OK?

1652
01:57:56,883 --> 01:58:00,299
- I know it' been like there's two sides to me...
- Two sides?

1653
01:58:00,386 --> 01:58:05,427
- You're Dr Jekyll and Mr Jackass.
- I deserve that, but I've come to
realize something very, very important.

1654
01:58:05,516 --> 01:58:09,596
- What?
- The full extent of our relationship
wasn't really clear

1655
01:58:09,687 --> 01:58:12,058
to me up until now,
for reasons I'm no going into.

1656
01:58:12,146 --> 01:58:14,720
- But the important thing is that I know
I haven't been treating you so well.
- Whatever.

1657
01:58:14,815 --> 01:58:17,520
No, no. Fifteen seconds!
Fifteen seconds, please!

1658
01:58:17,609 --> 01:58:19,898
Fifteen seconds, please,
don't open your mouth.

1659
01:58:19,987 --> 01:58:22,063
I'm trying to tell that you I'm sorry.

1660
01:58:22,156 --> 01:58:26,449
Because what I've come to realize
is that I really like you, Marla.

1661
01:58:26,534 --> 01:58:28,657
You do?

1662
01:58:28,745 --> 01:58:30,618
I really do.

1663
01:58:30,704 --> 01:58:35,033
I care about you and I don't want anything
bad to happen to you because of me.

1664
01:58:35,125 --> 01:58:37,876
Marla, your life is in danger.

1665
01:58:37,960 --> 01:58:39,869
What?

1666
01:58:39,962 --> 01:58:43,663
You need to leave town for a while.
Get out of any major city.

1667
01:58:43,757 --> 01:58:46,544
- Go camping or something...
- You're an insane person.

1668
01:58:46,634 --> 01:58:50,085
- No. I've involved you in something terrible
that's about to happen. You are not safe...
- No. Shut up!

1669
01:58:50,179 --> 01:58:52,717
- You're not safe.
- Shut up!

1670
01:58:54,515 --> 01:58:58,977
- Listen, I tried, Tyler. I really tried.
- I know you did.

1671
01:58:59,062 --> 01:59:02,097
There are things about you I like.
You're smart, you're funny.

1672
01:59:02,189 --> 01:59:04,146
You're spectacular in bed.

1673
01:59:04,233 --> 01:59:05,644
But

1674
01:59:05,734 --> 01:59:07,810
you're intolerable.

1675
01:59:07,902 --> 01:59:10,393
You have very serious emotional problems.

1676
01:59:10,488 --> 01:59:14,438
Deep-seated problems
for which you should seek professional help.

1677
01:59:14,533 --> 01:59:18,482
- I know, and I'm sorry.
- You're sorry, I'm sorry. Everyone's sorry. But...

1678
01:59:19,663 --> 01:59:21,738
...I can't do this any more.

1679
01:59:21,830 --> 01:59:23,907
I can't.

1680
01:59:24,000 --> 01:59:26,075
And I won't.

1681
01:59:26,168 --> 01:59:28,207
I'm gone.

1682
01:59:28,294 --> 01:59:30,963
You can't leave, Marla! You're not safe!

1683
01:59:33,799 --> 01:59:36,469
- Marla, you don't understand!
- Leave me alone!

1684
01:59:36,552 --> 01:59:39,089
- Marla, I am trying to protect you!
- Let go!

1685
01:59:39,179 --> 01:59:42,179
- I don't ever want to see you again!
- That's fine, if that's what it takes.

1686
01:59:42,265 --> 01:59:44,340
Hold on, wait right here!

1687
01:59:48,271 --> 01:59:50,808
Hold it right there! Shut up!

1688
01:59:50,897 --> 01:59:53,020
Take this money and get on this bus.

1689
01:59:53,108 --> 01:59:55,265
I promise I will never bother you again,
if that's what you want.

1690
01:59:55,359 --> 01:59:56,818
Shut up!

1691
01:59:56,903 --> 02:00:00,105
Please get on the bus.
Please get on the bus.

1692
02:00:01,281 --> 02:00:03,357
Why are you doing this?

1693
02:00:03,450 --> 02:00:07,529
They think you are some kind of a threat.
I can't explain it now, just trust me!

1694
02:00:07,620 --> 02:00:11,997
- If I see where you're going, you won't be safe.
- I'm not paying this back, I consider it "asshole tax".

1695
02:00:12,082 --> 02:00:16,458
- Fine. Remember, stay out of major cities,
for at least a couple of days, OK?
- Tyler.

1696
02:00:18,004 --> 02:00:20,838
You're the worst thing
that ever happened to me.

1697
02:00:35,852 --> 02:00:38,522
Hello. I need you to arrest me.

1698
02:00:38,605 --> 02:00:41,355
I am the leader of a terrorist organisation

1699
02:00:41,440 --> 02:00:46,397
responsible for numerous acts
of vandalism and assault all over this city.

1700
02:00:46,486 --> 02:00:50,353
In the metropolitan area,
we had probably a couple hundred members.

1701
02:00:50,448 --> 02:00:54,279
Chapters have sprung up
in five or six other major cities already.

1702
02:00:54,410 --> 02:00:57,446
This is a tightly-regimented organisation

1703
02:00:57,537 --> 02:01:03,159
with many cells capable of operating
completely independent of central leadership.

1704
02:01:03,250 --> 02:01:07,117
Go to the house, OK? 1537 Paper Street.

1705
02:01:07,212 --> 02:01:09,121
That's our headquarters.

1706
02:01:09,214 --> 02:01:11,787
In the back, buried in the garden,

1707
02:01:11,882 --> 02:01:14,919
you'll find the body of Robert Paulsen.

1708
02:01:15,010 --> 02:01:18,343
In the basement,
you're gonna find some bathtubs

1709
02:01:18,430 --> 02:01:23,768
that have been used very recently
to make large quantities of nitroglycerin.

1710
02:01:23,851 --> 02:01:25,890
I believe the plan is to blow up

1711
02:01:25,979 --> 02:01:29,062
the headquarters
of these credit card companies

1712
02:01:29,147 --> 02:01:31,224
and the TRW building.

1713
02:01:32,192 --> 02:01:35,525
Why these buildings?
Why credit card companies?

1714
02:01:35,611 --> 02:01:39,229
If you erase the debt record,
then we all go back to zero.

1715
02:01:40,074 --> 02:01:42,148
You'll create total chaos.

1716
02:01:43,743 --> 02:01:46,992
Keep him talking. I need to make a phone call.

1717
02:01:57,547 --> 02:01:59,788
I really admire what you're doing.

1718
02:02:00,257 --> 02:02:02,333
What?

1719
02:02:02,426 --> 02:02:04,465
You're a brave man to order this.

1720
02:02:04,552 --> 02:02:06,344
You're a genius, sir.

1721
02:02:06,429 --> 02:02:11,174
You said if anyone ever interferes
with Project Mayhem, even you,

1722
02:02:11,266 --> 02:02:13,592
we gotta get his balls.

1723
02:02:15,020 --> 02:02:18,186
- It's useless to fight.
- It's really a powerful gesture, Mr. Durden.

1724
02:02:18,273 --> 02:02:21,308
- It'll set quite an example.
- You're making a big mistake, fellas!

1725
02:02:21,400 --> 02:02:24,234
- You said you'd say that.
- I'm not Tyler Durden!

1726
02:02:24,318 --> 02:02:28,187
- You told us you'd say that too.
- All right. I am Tyler Durden.

1727
02:02:28,281 --> 02:02:30,985
Listen to me. I'm giving you a direct order.

1728
02:02:31,075 --> 02:02:35,238
- We're aborting this mission right now.
- You said you would definitely say that.

1729
02:02:41,375 --> 02:02:44,909
Are you fucking out of your minds?
You're police officers!

1730
02:02:45,754 --> 02:02:47,830
Is somebody timing this?

1731
02:02:48,006 --> 02:02:50,960
Keep your mouth shut.

1732
02:02:51,051 --> 02:02:53,126
Shit!

1733
02:02:55,763 --> 02:02:58,549
Some of this information checks out.

1734
02:02:58,640 --> 02:03:01,925
- Let's go over to that house on Paper Street.
- Be right there.
- OK.

1735
02:03:02,643 --> 02:03:04,435
Hey, wait!

1736
02:03:05,104 --> 02:03:07,642
- I got him.
- Sir, we have to do this.

1737
02:03:07,731 --> 02:03:10,221
- Stop fighting!
- Where's the rubber band?

1738
02:03:10,316 --> 02:03:12,808
Get away from me! Drop that fucking knife!
Drop it!

1739
02:03:16,364 --> 02:03:19,779
Back up. Face down on
the floor both you right now!

1740
02:03:21,034 --> 02:03:23,074
Get down on the floor!

1741
02:03:27,832 --> 02:03:30,702
The first person
that comes out of this fucking door

1742
02:03:30,792 --> 02:03:32,749
gets... gets a lead salad! Understand?

1743
02:03:57,107 --> 02:03:59,680
Get away! Stay away!

1744
02:04:12,620 --> 02:04:14,695
I ran.

1745
02:04:15,247 --> 02:04:19,410
I ran until my muscles burned
and my veins pumped battery acid.

1746
02:04:22,044 --> 02:04:24,121
Then I ran some more.

1747
02:05:04,790 --> 02:05:07,113
What the fuck are you doing?

1748
02:05:07,208 --> 02:05:10,161
Running around in your underpants?
Man, you look like a crazy person!

1749
02:05:10,252 --> 02:05:13,370
No. I'm onto you.
I know what's going on here.

1750
02:05:13,463 --> 02:05:18,373
Come on, then. I got us some great place
to watch from. It'll be like pay-per-view.

1751
02:06:06,341 --> 02:06:09,011
- Oh, Christ.
- Now what are you doing?

1752
02:06:09,094 --> 02:06:12,463
- I'm stopping this.
- Why?

1753
02:06:12,554 --> 02:06:15,923
- The greatest thing you've ever done, man.
- I can't let this happen.

1754
02:06:16,015 --> 02:06:19,266
There are 10 other bombs
in 10 other buildings.

1755
02:06:19,352 --> 02:06:21,677
Goddamn it! Since when is Project Mayhem
about murder?

1756
02:06:21,771 --> 02:06:23,763
The buildings are empty.

1757
02:06:23,857 --> 02:06:26,691
Security and maintenance are
all our people. We're not killing
anyone, man! We're setting 'em free!

1758
02:06:26,776 --> 02:06:29,562
Bob is dead. They shot him in the head.

1759
02:06:29,653 --> 02:06:33,021
You wanna make an omelette,
you gotta break some eggs.

1760
02:06:33,114 --> 02:06:36,696
No. I'm not listening to you.
You're not even there.

1761
02:06:42,748 --> 02:06:47,124
I wouldn't do that.
Unless you knew which wires were what.

1762
02:06:47,209 --> 02:06:48,917
If you know, then I know.

1763
02:06:54,550 --> 02:06:58,878
Or - maybe I knew you'd know, so I spent
the whole day thinking about the wrong ones.

1764
02:07:07,435 --> 02:07:08,514
You think?

1765
02:07:10,521 --> 02:07:12,596
Oh, heavens, no. Not the green one.

1766
02:07:13,481 --> 02:07:16,483
Pull anyone but the green one.

1767
02:07:21,196 --> 02:07:23,817
I asked you not to do that!

1768
02:07:25,659 --> 02:07:27,236
Fuck!

1769
02:07:28,161 --> 02:07:30,284
Tyler, get away from the van.

1770
02:07:32,498 --> 02:07:35,866
Tyler, I'm not kidding!
Get away from the van!

1771
02:07:35,959 --> 02:07:37,334
Goddamn it!

1772
02:07:43,674 --> 02:07:45,049
OK.

1773
02:07:45,133 --> 02:07:48,502
You are now firing a gun
at your imaginary friend

1774
02:07:48,596 --> 02:07:51,168
near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!

1775
02:07:53,391 --> 02:07:55,134
Cool it, Tyler! Tyler!

1776
02:08:08,362 --> 02:08:10,437
Come on!

1777
02:08:10,530 --> 02:08:12,570
Don't go!

1778
02:08:50,147 --> 02:08:51,346
What?!

1779
02:09:36,269 --> 02:09:36,437
Three minutes.

1780
02:09:36,437 --> 02:09:38,346
Three minutes.

1781
02:09:38,438 --> 02:09:40,726
This is it.

1782
02:09:40,815 --> 02:09:42,854
The beginning.

1783
02:09:42,942 --> 02:09:44,898
Ground zero.

1784
02:09:44,986 --> 02:09:47,274
I think this is about where we came in.

1785
02:09:47,363 --> 02:09:49,818
Would you like to say a few words
to mark the occasion?

1786
02:09:49,906 --> 02:09:52,942
I'm sorry?

1787
02:09:53,033 --> 02:09:55,110
I still can't think of anything.

1788
02:09:57,163 --> 02:09:59,237
Flashback humour.

1789
02:10:04,335 --> 02:10:06,374
It's getting exciting now.

1790
02:10:07,922 --> 02:10:09,712
Two and a half.

1791
02:10:09,797 --> 02:10:12,372
Think of everything we've accomplished, man.

1792
02:10:12,467 --> 02:10:17,259
Out these windows, we will view
the collapse of financial history.

1793
02:10:17,346 --> 02:10:21,047
One step closer to economic equilibrium.

1794
02:10:34,653 --> 02:10:37,024
Why is she here?

1795
02:10:37,113 --> 02:10:39,023
Tying up loose ends.

1796
02:10:39,115 --> 02:10:42,198
Put me down, you baldheaded fuck!

1797
02:10:42,284 --> 02:10:45,403
- I'm begging you, please don't do this.
- I'm not doing this.

1798
02:10:45,495 --> 02:10:48,946
- We are doing this. This is what we want.
- No.

1799
02:10:49,039 --> 02:10:53,748
- I don't want this.
- Right. Except you is meaningless now.

1800
02:10:53,835 --> 02:10:57,833
- We have to forget about you.
- You're a voice in my head.

1801
02:10:57,923 --> 02:10:59,998
You're a voice in mine!

1802
02:11:00,092 --> 02:11:02,925
-  You're a fucking hallucination,
why can't I get rid of you?
- You need me.

1803
02:11:03,011 --> 02:11:05,086
No. I don't. I really don't any more.

1804
02:11:05,179 --> 02:11:09,472
You created me. I didn't create some
loser alter ego to make myself feel better.

1805
02:11:09,557 --> 02:11:13,507
- Take some responsibility!
- I do. I am responsible for all of it

1806
02:11:13,645 --> 02:11:15,351
and I accept that.

1807
02:11:15,437 --> 02:11:19,481
So, please, I'm begging you,
please call this off.

1808
02:11:21,484 --> 02:11:23,691
Have I ever let us down?

1809
02:11:25,113 --> 02:11:27,437
How far have you come because of me?!

1810
02:11:33,328 --> 02:11:35,403
I will bring us through this.

1811
02:11:35,496 --> 02:11:39,279
As always, I will carry you
kicking and screaming

1812
02:11:39,374 --> 02:11:41,782
and in the end you will thank me.

1813
02:11:42,294 --> 02:11:44,784
Tyler. Tyler.

1814
02:11:44,879 --> 02:11:48,413
I'm grateful to you.
For everything that you've done for me.

1815
02:11:48,508 --> 02:11:51,176
But this is too much. I don't want this.

1816
02:11:51,259 --> 02:11:56,549
What do you want?
Wanna go back to the shit job?
Fucking condo world, watching sitcoms?

1817
02:11:56,639 --> 02:11:58,715
Fuck you! I won't do it.

1818
02:11:59,558 --> 02:12:03,390
- This can't be happening.
- It's already done, so shut up!

1819
02:12:03,478 --> 02:12:05,102
Sixty seconds, can you see alright?

1820
02:12:05,647 --> 02:12:07,723
No.

1821
02:12:09,608 --> 02:12:12,395
I can figure this out. I can figure this out.
This is not for real.

1822
02:12:12,486 --> 02:12:16,151
You're not real, that gun...
That gun isn't even in your hand.

1823
02:12:17,657 --> 02:12:19,732
The gun's in my hand.

1824
02:12:24,745 --> 02:12:27,201
Hey, good for you. It doesn't change a thing.

1825
02:12:36,089 --> 02:12:38,758
Why do you wanna put a gun to your head?

1826
02:12:38,842 --> 02:12:40,917
Not my head, Tyler.

1827
02:12:41,511 --> 02:12:43,550
Our head.

1828
02:12:45,055 --> 02:12:47,131
Interesting.

1829
02:12:50,142 --> 02:12:52,812
Where are you going with this, IKEA-boy?

1830
02:12:59,275 --> 02:13:02,276
Hey. It's you and me.

1831
02:13:04,989 --> 02:13:07,064
Friends?

1832
02:13:07,908 --> 02:13:09,984
Tyler,

1833
02:13:13,413 --> 02:13:15,784
I want you to really listen to me.

1834
02:13:15,873 --> 02:13:18,328
OK.

1835
02:13:18,417 --> 02:13:20,493
My eyes are open.

1836
02:13:39,226 --> 02:13:41,265
What's that smell?

1837
02:14:00,870 --> 02:14:03,870
- Where is everybody?
- Oh, no. What's going on?

1838
02:14:04,539 --> 02:14:06,117
Mr. Durden!

1839
02:14:07,208 --> 02:14:09,035
Oh, my God!

1840
02:14:14,423 --> 02:14:17,626
Are you... Are you all right, sir?

1841
02:14:17,717 --> 02:14:21,666
- Oh, yeah, I'm OK.
- You look terrible, sir. What happened?

1842
02:14:21,762 --> 02:14:25,760
- Nothing, it's no problem.
- No, no, no, sir. He's not kidding.

1843
02:14:25,849 --> 02:14:28,600
- You look really awful.
You need mediacl assistance.
- I'm fine.

1844
02:14:28,726 --> 02:14:32,309
Look, I'm fine... Everything's fine.

1845
02:14:34,606 --> 02:14:36,848
Stop it!

1846
02:14:36,941 --> 02:14:40,061
- Let her go.
- Christ Almighty!

1847
02:14:40,152 --> 02:14:41,944
You!

1848
02:14:42,029 --> 02:14:44,105
Hi, Marla.

1849
02:14:44,615 --> 02:14:49,442
- Leave her with me. Get your stuff.
Meet me downstairs.
- Are you sure?

1850
02:14:49,536 --> 02:14:51,612
Yes, I'm sure.

1851
02:14:52,705 --> 02:14:56,833
You fucker! What kind of sick
fucking game are you playing at?!

1852
02:14:56,918 --> 02:14:59,622
Putting me on a fucking...
Oh, my God, your face!

1853
02:14:59,711 --> 02:15:01,205
Yeah, I know.

1854
02:15:05,966 --> 02:15:07,875
What happened?

1855
02:15:07,968 --> 02:15:10,092
- Don't ask.
- You're shot.

1856
02:15:10,179 --> 02:15:12,254
- Yes, I'm shot.
- Oh, my God.

1857
02:15:13,181 --> 02:15:16,216
- I can't believe he's standing.
- One tough motherfucker.

1858
02:15:20,020 --> 02:15:21,894
Who did this?

1859
02:15:21,980 --> 02:15:24,471
I did, actually.

1860
02:15:24,566 --> 02:15:26,641
Find some gauze.

1861
02:15:27,985 --> 02:15:30,024
You shot yourself?

1862
02:15:30,112 --> 02:15:32,781
Yes, but it's OK. Marla, look at me.

1863
02:15:32,864 --> 02:15:35,106
I'm really OK.

1864
02:15:35,200 --> 02:15:39,149
Trust me. Everything's gonna be fine.

1865
02:15:40,305 --> 02:16:40,831
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