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<i> People always ask me</i>
<i>if I know Tyler Durden.</i>

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Three minutes.

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This is it. Ground zero.

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Do you have a speech for the occasion?

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<i>With a gun barrel between your teeth,</i>
<i>you speak only in vowels.</i>

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I can't think of anything.

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<i>For a second, I forget about</i>
<i>Tyler's controlled demolition thing...</i>

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<i>... and I wonder how clean that gun is.</i>

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It's getting exciting now.

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<i>That old thing,</i>
<i>how you always hurt the one you love.</i>

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<i>Well, it works both ways.</i>

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<i>We have front-row seats</i>
<i>for this theatre of mass destruction.</i>

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<i>The Demolitions Committee</i>
<i>of Project Mayhem...</i>

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<i>... wrapped the foundations</i>
<i>of 12 buildings with explosives.</i>

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<i>In two minutes,</i>
<i>primary charges will blow base charges...</i>

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<i>... and a few blocks will be reduced</i>
<i>to smoldering rubble.</i>

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<i>I know this because Tyler knows this.</i>

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Two and a half.
Think of everything we've accomplished.

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<i>Suddenly I realize that all of this,</i>
<i>the gun, the bombs, the revolution...</i>

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<i>... has got something to do</i>
<i>with a girl named Marla Singer.</i>

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<i>Bob. Bob had bitch tits.</i>

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<i>This was a support group</i>
<i>for men with testicular cancer.</i>

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<i>The big moosie slobbering all over me,</i>
<i>that was Bob.</i>

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We're still men.

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Yes, we're men.

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Men is what we are.

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<i>Bob had had his testicles removed.</i>
<i>Then hormone therapy.</i>

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<i>He developed bitch tits because</i>
<i>his testosterone was too high...</i>

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<i>... and his body upped the oestrogen.</i>

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<i>- That was where I fit...</i>
- They'll have to drain my pecs again.

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<i>... between those huge sweating tits...</i>

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<i>... that hung enormous,</i>
<i>the way you'd think of God's as big.</i>

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OK, you cry now.

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<i>No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier.</i>

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<i>For six months, I couldn't sleep.</i>

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<i> I couldn't sleep...</i>

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<i>With insomnia, nothing's real.</i>

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<i>Everything's far away.</i>

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<i>Everything's a copy of a copy...</i>

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<i>... of a copy.</i>

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<i>When deep space exploration ramps up,</i>
<i>it'll be the corporations that name everything.</i>

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<i>The IBM Stellar Sphere.</i>

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<i>The Microsoft Galaxy.</i>

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<i>The Planet Starbucks.</i>

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I need you out of town this week
to cover some red flags.

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<i>It must have been Tuesday.</i>
<i>He had on his cornflower blue tie.</i>

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You want me to deprioritize my reports
until you advise of a status upgrade?

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Prioritize these. Here's your flight coupons.
Call me if there's any snags.

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<i>He was full of pep.</i>
<i>Must have had his grande latte enema.</i>

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<i>Like so many others, I had become</i>
<i>a slave to the</i> Ikea <i>nesting instinct.</i>

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Uh... yes. I'd like to order...

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...the Erika Pekkari dust ruffles.

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<i>- Please hold.</i>
<i>- Anything clever...</i>

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<i>... like a coffee table in the shape of a yin-yang,</i>
<i>I had to have it.</i>

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<i>The Klipsk personal office unit.</i>

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<i>The Hovetrekke home exerbike.</i>

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<i>Or the Ohamshab sofa</i>
<i>with the Strinne green stripe pattern.</i>

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<i>Even the Ryslampa wire lamps of</i>
<i>environmentally-friendly unbleached paper.</i>

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<i>I'd flip through catalogues and wonder...</i>

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<i>..."What kind of dining set</i>
<i>defines me as a person?"</i>

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<i>I had it all. Even the glass dishes</i>
<i>with tiny bubbles and imperfections...</i>

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<i>... proof that they were crafted by the honest,</i>
<i>hard-working, indigenous peoples of...</i>

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<i>- Please hold.</i>
<i>...wherever.</i>

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<i>We used to read pornography.</i>

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<i>Now it was the Horchow collection.</i>

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- No. You can't die of insomnia.
- What about narcolepsy?

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I nod off, I wake up in strange places.

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I have no idea how I got there.

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- You need to lighten up.
- Can you please just give me something?

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<i>Red and blue Tuinals, lipstick-red Seconals...</i>

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No. You need healthy, natural sleep.

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Chew some valerian root
and get more exercise.

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Hey, come on.

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- I'm in pain.
- You wanna see pain?

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Swing by First Methodist, Tuesday nights.

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See the guys with testicular cancer.

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That's pain.

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I always wanted three kids...
two boys and a girl.

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Mindy wanted two girls and a boy.

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We never could agree on anything.

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Well, I... She...

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She had her first child last week.

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A girl.

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With... With her... With her new husband.

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Fuck!

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Thank God, you know...

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I'm glad for her.

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She deserves...

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Everyone, let's thank Thomas
for sharing himself with us.

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Thank you, Thomas.

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I look around this room,
and I see a lot of courage.

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And that gives me strength.

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We give each other strength.

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It's time for the one-on-ones.

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So let's all of us follow Thomas's example
and really open ourselves up.

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Could you find a partner?

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<i>And this is how I met the big moosie.</i>

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<i>His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears.</i>

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<i>Knees together. Those awkward little steps.</i>

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- My name is Bob.
- Bob?

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<i>Bob had been a champion bodybuilder.</i>

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<i>You know that chest expansion programme</i>
<i>on late-night TV?</i>

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<i>That was his idea.</i>

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I was a juicer.

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You know, using steroids?

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Diabonal and...

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...Wisterol.

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Oh, they use that on racehorses,
for Christ sakes.

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And now I'm bankrupt.

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I'm divorced.

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My two grown kids...

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...won't even return my phone calls.

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<i>Strangers with this kind of honesty</i>
<i>make me go a big, rubbery one.</i>

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Go ahead... Cornelius.

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You can cry.

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<i>And then... something happened.</i>
<i>I let go.</i>

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That's really good.

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<i>Lost in oblivion.</i>

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<i>Dark and silent and complete.</i>

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<i>I found freedom.</i>
<i>Losing all hope was freedom.</i>

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It's OK.

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<i>Babies don't sleep this well.</i>

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<i>I became addicted.</i>

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If I didn't say anything...

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...people always assumed the worst.

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They cried harder... then I cried harder.

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Now we're going to open the green door,
the heart chakra...

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<i>I wasn't really dying.</i>

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<i>I wasn't host to cancer or parasites.</i>

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<i>I was the warm little centre</i>
<i>that the life of this world crowded around.</i>

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Imagine your pain
as a white ball of healing light.

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It moves over your body, healing you.

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Now keep this going. Remember to breathe...

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...and step forward
through the back door of the room.

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Where does it lead?

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To your cave.

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Step forward...

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...into your cave.

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That's right.

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You're going deeper into your cave.

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And you're going to find...

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...your power animal.

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Slide.

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<i>Every evening I died.</i>

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<i>And every evening I was born again.</i>

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<i>Resurrected.</i>

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<i>Bob loved me because he thought</i>
<i>my testicles were removed too.</i>

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<i>Being there, pressed against his tits...</i>

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<i>... ready to cry.</i>

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<i>This was my vacation.</i>

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<i>And she...</i>

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<i>... ruined everything.</i>

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This is cancer, right?

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<i>This chick, Marla Singer...</i>

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<i>... did not have testicular cancer.</i>

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<i>She was a liar.</i>

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<i>She had no diseases at all.</i>

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<i>I had seen her at Free And Clear,</i>
<i>my blood parasites group, Thursdays.</i>

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<i>Then at Hope,</i>
<i>my bimonthly sickle-cell circle.</i>

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<i>And again, at Seize The Day,</i>
<i>my tuberculosis, Friday night.</i>

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<i>Marla...</i>

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<i>... the big tourist.</i>

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<i>Her lie reflected my lie.</i>

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<i>And suddenly, I felt nothing.</i>

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<i>I couldn't cry. So once again...</i>

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<i>... I couldn't sleep.</i>

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<i>Next group, after guided meditation...</i>

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<i>... after we open our heart chakras,</i>
<i>when it's time to hug...</i>

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<i>... I'm gonna grab that bitch,</i>
<i>Marla Singer, and scream.</i>

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Marla, you liar!
You big tourist, I need this! Now, get out!

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<i>I hadn't slept in four days.</i>

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<i> We'll just let that dry...</i>

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<i>When you have insomnia,</i>
<i>you're never really asleep.</i>

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<i>And you're never really awake.</i>

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To begin tonight's communion...

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...Chloe would like to say a few words.

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<i>Oh, yeah. Chloe.</i>

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<i>Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton</i>
<i>would look if you made it walk around...</i>

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<i>... being extra nice to everybody.</i>

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Well, I'm still here.

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But I don't know for how long.

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That's as much certainty
as anyone can give me.

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But I've got some good news.

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I no longer have any fear of death.

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But... I am in a pretty lonely place.

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No- one will have sex with me.

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I'm so close to the end,
and all I want is to get laid for the last time.

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I have pornographic movies
in my apartment...

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...and lubricants and amyl nitrite.
- Thank you, Chloe.

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Everyone, let's thank Chloe.

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Thank you, Chloe.

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Now, let's ready ourselves
for guided meditation.

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You're standing at the entrance of your cave.

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You step inside your cave and you walk...

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<i>If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.</i>

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<i>Marla.</i>

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<i>The scratch on the roof of your mouth</i>
<i>that would heal if you could stop tonguing it.</i>

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<i>But you can't.</i>

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<i>... deeper into your cave as you walk.</i>

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<i> You feel</i>
<i>a healing energy all around you.</i>

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<i>Now find your power animal.</i>

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Slide.

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OK. Let's partner up.

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Pick someone special to you tonight.

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Hey.

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- We need to talk.
- Sure.

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- I'm onto you.
- What?

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Yeah. You're a faker. You're not dying.

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Sorry?

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In the Tibetan-philosophy, Sylvia-Plath
sense of the word, I know we're all dying.

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- But you're not dying the way Chloe is.
- So?

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So you're a tourist.

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I've seen you. I saw you at melanoma,
I saw you at tuberculosis.

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I saw you at testicular cancer!

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I saw you practicing this.

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- Practicing what?
- Telling me off.

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Is it going as well as you hoped... Rupert?

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I'll expose you.

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Go ahead. I'll expose you.

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Come together. Let yourselves cry.

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Oh, God. Why are you doing this?

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It's cheaper than a movie
and there's free coffee.

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Look, this is important.
These are my groups.

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I've been coming for over a year.

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- Why do you do it?
- I don't know.

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When people think you're dying,
they listen to you instead of...

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Instead of waiting for their turn to speak.

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Yeah. Yeah.

230
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,953
Share yourself... completely.

231
00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,711
Look, you don't want to get into this.

232
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,791
- It becomes an addiction.
- Really?

233
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:58,953
I'm not kidding. I can't cry
if another faker is present, and I need this.

234
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:01,031
You gotta find somewhere else to go.

235
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:04,556
Candystripe a cancer ward.
It's not my problem.

236
00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,551
No, wait a second. Hold on.

237
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,631
We'll split up the week, OK?

238
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,836
You take lymphoma and tuberculosis.

239
00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:16,912
You take tuberculosis.
My smoking doesn't go over at all.

240
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,151
OK. Good. Fine.
Testicular cancer should be no contest.

241
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:23,994
Technically, I have more right to be there.
You still have your balls.

242
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:26,355
- You're kidding.
- I dunno. Am I?

243
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,399
No. No.

244
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,994
- What do you want?
- I'll take the parasites.

245
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:33,753
You can't have both.
Take the blood parasites.

246
00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:37,992
- I want brain parasites.
- I'll take the blood but I want brain dementia.

247
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,719
- I want that.
- You can't have the whole brain.

248
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,189
So far, you have four. I only have two.

249
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:47,034
OK. Take both the parasites. They're yours.

250
00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:49,315
Now we both have three...

251
00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:54,480
Hey! You left half your clothes.

252
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,390
- What, are you selling those?
- Yes!

253
00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,471
I'm selling some clothes!

254
00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:16,551
So! We each have three. That's six.

255
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:19,359
What about the seventh day?
I want bowel cancer.

256
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,431
<i>The girl had done her homework.</i>

257
00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:23,511
No. No. I want bowel cancer.

258
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:26,151
That's your favorite too?

259
00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:29,596
- Tried to slip it by me, eh?
- Look, we'll split it.

260
00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:31,671
Take the first and third Sunday.

261
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:35,837
Deal.

262
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,550
Looks like this is goodbye.

263
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,676
Let's not make a big thing out of it.

264
00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:45,115
How's this for not making a big thing?

265
00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,192
Hey, Marla!

266
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,550
Marla!

267
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:55,108
Maybe we should exchange numbers.

268
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,031
Should we?

269
00:17:57,120 --> 00:18:01,033
- We might wanna switch nights.
- OK.

270
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,434
<i>This is how I met Marla Singer.</i>

271
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:14,153
<i>Marla's philosophy of life</i>
<i>was that she might die at any moment.</i>

272
00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:16,435
<i>The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't.</i>

273
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:20,399
It doesn't have your name!
Who are you? Cornelius? Rupert?

274
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:24,268
Travis? Any of the stupid names
you give each night?

275
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,111
<i>You wake up at SeaTac.</i>

276
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:32,033
<i>SFO. LAX.</i>

277
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:34,395
<i>You wake up at O'Hare.</i>

278
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,516
<i>Dallas Fort Worth.</i>

279
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,477
<i>BWI.</i>

280
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:42,189
<i>Pacific. Mountain. Central.</i>
<i>Lose an hour. Gain an hour.</i>

281
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:45,989
The check-in for that flight
isn't for another two hours, sir.

282
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:49,231
<i>This is your life,</i>
<i>and it's ending one minute at a time.</i>

283
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:52,198
<i>You wake up at Air Harbor International.</i>

284
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:57,235
<i>If you wake up at a different time,</i>
<i>in a different place...</i>

285
00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,880
<i>... could you wake up as a different person?</i>

286
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:01,951
<i>Everywhere I travel...</i>

287
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,190
<i>... tiny life.</i>

288
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:06,714
<i>Single-serving sugar and cream.</i>

289
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,518
<i>Single pat of butter.</i>

290
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:11,319
<i>The microwave cordon bleu hobby kit.</i>

291
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,277
<i>Shampoo-conditioner combos.</i>

292
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:17,069
<i>Sample-package mouthwash.</i>
<i>Tiny bars of soap.</i>

293
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:20,869
<i>The people I meet on each flight...</i>

294
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,996
<i>... they're single-serving friends.</i>

295
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:26,629
<i>Between takeoff and landing,</i>
<i>we have our time together.</i>

296
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,870
<i>That's all we get.</i>

297
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,791
<i> Welcome!</i>

298
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:36,793
<i>On a long enough time line,</i>
<i>the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.</i>

299
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:40,475
<i>I was a recall coordinator.</i>
<i>My job was to apply the formula.</i>

300
00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:42,835
The infant went through the windshield.

301
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:46,833
<i>A new car built by my company</i>
<i>leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph.</i>

302
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,911
<i>The rear differential locks up.</i>

303
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:52,388
The teenager's braces
are stuck to the ashtray.

304
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,755
Might make a good anti-smoking ad.

305
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:58,196
<i>The car crashes and burns</i>
<i>with everyone trapped inside.</i>

306
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,475
<i>Now, should we initiate a recall?</i>

307
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,551
The father must have been huge.

308
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:05,712
See where the fat burned to the seat?
The polyester shirt?

309
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,711
Very modern art.

310
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:10,189
<i>Take the number of vehicles in the field, A.</i>

311
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,874
<i>Multiply it by the probable rate of failure, B.</i>

312
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:16,589
<i>Multiply the result by</i>
<i>the average out-of-court settlement, C.</i>

313
00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:18,671
<i>A x B x C...</i>

314
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,711
...equals X.

315
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,268
If X is less than the cost of a recall...

316
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:25,316
...we don't do one.

317
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:28,472
Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?

318
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,391
You wouldn't believe.

319
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:34,234
Which car company do you work for?

320
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,311
A major one.

321
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:42,474
<i>Every time the plane banked too sharply</i>
<i>on takeoff or landing...</i>

322
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:45,711
<i>... I prayed for a crash or a midair collision.</i>

323
00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:47,839
<i>Anything.</i>

324
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:59,909
<i>Life insurance pays off triple</i>
<i>if you die on a business trip.</i>

325
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:05,911
"If you are seated in an emergency exit row...

326
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,356
...and would be unable or unwilling
to perform the duties...

327
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:13,718
...listed on the safety card, please
ask a flight attendant to reseat you."

328
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,396
It's a lot of responsibility.

329
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:19,596
Wanna switch seats?

330
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:22,990
No. I'm not sure
I'm the man for that particular job.

331
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:27,278
An exit-door procedure at 30,000ft. Mm-hm.

332
00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:29,351
The illusion of safety.

333
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,591
Yeah. I guess so.

334
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:34,478
You know why
they put oxygen masks on planes?

335
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:38,917
- So you can breathe.
- Oxygen gets you high.

336
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,390
In a catastrophic emergency,
you take giant panic breaths.

337
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,869
Suddenly you become euphoric, docile.

338
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,155
You accept your fate.

339
00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:50,716
It's all right here.

340
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,837
Emergency water landing, 600mph.

341
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,639
Blank faces. Calm as Hindu cows.

342
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,711
That's um...

343
00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:02,075
That's an interesting theory.

344
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,036
- What do you do?
- What do you mean?

345
00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:08,111
What do you do for a living?

346
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:11,237
Why? So you can pretend you're interested?

347
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,199
OK.

348
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:18,033
You have
a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.

349
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:23,151
We have the exact same briefcase.

350
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:25,871
Soap.

351
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:29,509
- Sorry?
- I make and I sell soap.

352
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,875
The yardstick of civilization.

353
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,277
<i>And this is how I met...</i>

354
00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:36,112
Tyler Durden.

355
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:41,228
Did you know if you mix gasoline and
frozen orange juice, you can make napalm?

356
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:44,153
- No, I did not. Is that true?
- That's right.

357
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:47,915
One can make all kinds of explosives
with simple household items.

358
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,355
- Really?
- If one was so inclined.

359
00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:59,989
Tyler, you are by far the most interesting
single-serving friend I have ever met.

360
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:05,759
- Everything on a plane is single-serving...
- Oh, I get it. Very clever.

361
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:07,319
Thank you.

362
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:09,436
How's it working out for you?

363
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:12,159
- What?
- Being clever?

364
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:14,515
Great.

365
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:17,478
Keep it up, then. Right up.

366
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,670
A question of etiquette.

367
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:23,638
As I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

368
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,630
<i>How I came to live with Tyler is...</i>

369
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:36,793
<i>Airlines have this policy</i>
<i>about vibrating luggage.</i>

370
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:48,637
- Was it ticking?
- Throwers know modern bombs don't tick.

371
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,757
- Sorry, throwers?
- Baggage handlers.

372
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:53,990
But when a suitcase vibrates...

373
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:56,674
...the throwers have got to call the police.

374
00:23:56,760 --> 00:24:00,116
- My suitcase was vibrating?
- Nine times out of ten...

375
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,191
...it's an electric razor.

376
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:04,316
But... every once in a while...

377
00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:09,111
It's a dildo.

378
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:13,753
It's company policy never to imply
ownership in the event of a dildo.

379
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:17,549
We have to use the indefinite article,
<i>a</i> dildo, never...

380
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,631
<i>... your</i> dildo.

381
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,711
I don't own...

382
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:27,272
<i>I had everything in that suitcase.</i>
<i>My CK shirts.</i>

383
00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:30,397
<i>My DKNY shoes. My AX ties.</i>

384
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,230
<i>Never mind.</i>

385
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,634
Hey! That's my car!

386
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,597
<i>Home was a condo on the 15th floor...</i>

387
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:49,592
<i>... of a filing cabinet</i>
<i>for widows and professionals.</i>

388
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:52,194
<i>The walls were solid concrete.</i>

389
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:54,271
<i>A foot of concrete is important...</i>

390
00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:58,433
<i>... when your next-door neighbor</i>
<i>has to watch game shows at full volume.</i>

391
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:02,229
<i>Or when a blast of debris</i>
<i>that used to be your personal effects...</i>

392
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:06,199
<i>... blows out of your windows</i>
<i>and sails flaming into the night.</i>

393
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,595
<i>I suppose these things happen.</i>

394
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:28,911
There's... nothing up there.

395
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:32,231
You can't go into the unit. Police orders.

396
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:42,994
Do you have somebody you can call?

397
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,116
<i>How embarrassing.</i>

398
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,953
<i>A houseful of condiments and no food.</i>

399
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,629
<i>The police later told me</i>
<i>the pilot light might have gone out...</i>

400
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:04,433
<i>... letting out just a little bit of gas.</i>

401
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:06,670
<i>That gas could have filled the condo.</i>

402
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:10,150
<i>1700 square feet with high ceilings</i>
<i>for days and days.</i>

403
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,629
<i>Then the refrigerator's compressor</i>
<i>could have clicked on.</i>

404
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,671
<i> Yeah?</i>

405
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,631
<i> I can hear you breathing...</i>

406
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:41,714
<i>If you ask me now,</i>
<i>I couldn't tell you why I called him.</i>

407
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,316
- Hello?
<i>- Who's this?</i>

408
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,471
- Tyler?
<i>- Who is this?</i>

409
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:30,879
Um...

410
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,076
We met... We met on the airplane.

411
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,310
We had the same suitcase?

412
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,391
Uh... the clever guy?

413
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,710
<i> Oh, yeah. Right.</i>

414
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:44,200
I called a second ago. There was no answer.

415
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:48,273
- I'm at a payphone.
<i>- Yeah, I *69'd you. I never pick up my phone.</i>

416
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,951
<i>- So what's up?</i>
- Uh...

417
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,556
Well.

418
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,631
You're not gonna believe this.

419
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:01,796
You know, it could be worse.

420
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:05,475
A woman could cut off your penis
while you sleep and toss it out of a car.

421
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:09,437
There's always that. I don't know.

422
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:12,512
When you buy furniture,
you tell yourself, that's it.

423
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,591
That's the last sofa I'll need.

424
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:17,353
Whatever happens,
that sofa problem is handled.

425
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:20,750
I had it all.
I had a stereo that was very decent.

426
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:24,230
A wardrobe that was getting very respectable.

427
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:26,390
I was close to being complete.

428
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,914
- Shit, man. Now it's all gone.
- All gone.

429
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,639
All gone.

430
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:34,796
Do you know what a duvet is?

431
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,633
- A comforter.
- It's a blanket.

432
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:41,554
Just a blanket. Why do guys
like you and I know what a duvet is?

433
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:45,633
Is this essential to our survival
in the hunter-gatherer sense?

434
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,278
No.

435
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:49,271
What are we, then?

436
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,828
I dunno. Consumers.

437
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,911
Right. We're consumers.

438
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:57,151
We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession.

439
00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:00,994
Murder, crime, poverty.
These things don't concern me.

440
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:04,356
What concerns me are celebrity magazines...

441
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,431
...television with 500 channels...

442
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:09,080
...some guy's name on my underwear.
Rogaine.

443
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:11,151
Viagra. Olestra.

444
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:13,959
- Martha Stewart.
- Fuck Martha Stewart.

445
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:17,396
She's polishing the brass on the Titanic.
It's all going down.

446
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:21,075
So fuck off with your sofa units
and Strinne green stripe patterns.

447
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:24,311
I say never be complete.

448
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,356
I say stop being perfect.

449
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,396
I say let's evolve.

450
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,675
Let the chips fall where they may.

451
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:34,751
But that's me, and I could be wrong.

452
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:36,831
Maybe it's a terrible tragedy.

453
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,309
It's just stuff. Not a tragedy...

454
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:42,995
You did lose a lot of versatile solutions
for modern living.

455
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:45,548
Fuck, you're right. I don't smoke.

456
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:52,395
My insurance is probably gonna cover it, so...

457
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,796
What?

458
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,872
The things you own end up owning you.

459
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:05,071
Do what you like, man.

460
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:08,115
Oh, it's late.

461
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:10,794
- Hey, thanks for the beer.
- Yeah, man.

462
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:12,871
I should find a hotel.

463
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,591
- Oh!
- What?

464
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,238
What?

465
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,311
- A hotel?
- Yeah.

466
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,358
- Just ask, man.
- What are you talking about?

467
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:26,035
Oh, God. Three pitchers of beer
and you still can't ask.

468
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,558
What?

469
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:31,200
You called me
because you needed a place to stay.

470
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:34,556
- Oh, hey. No, no, no.
- Yes, you did. So just ask.

471
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:37,108
Cut the foreplay and just ask, man.

472
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:40,990
Would... Would that be a problem?

473
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,071
Is it a problem for you to ask?

474
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:46,190
- Can I stay at your place?
- Yeah.

475
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:49,511
Thanks.

476
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:56,358
- I want you to do me a favor.
- Yeah, sure.

477
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,749
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

478
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:00,717
What?

479
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:04,475
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

480
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:07,358
<i>Let me tell you a little bit about Tyler Durden.</i>

481
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:09,795
<i>Tyler was a night person.</i>

482
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:12,030
While the rest of us slept, he worked.

483
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:15,157
He had one part-time job as a projectionist.

484
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:18,118
A movie doesn't come all on one big reel.
It comes on a few.

485
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:21,749
Someone has to switch the projectors
at the exact moment...

486
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,957
...that one reel ends and the next one begins.

487
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:28,794
You can see little dots come into
the upper right corner of the screen.

488
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,474
In the industry, we call them cigarette burns.

489
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,551
That's the cue for a changeover.

490
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:38,191
He flips the projectors, movie keeps
going and the audience has no idea.

491
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,430
Why would anyone want this shitjob?

492
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:43,557
Because it affords him
interesting opportunities.

493
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:47,030
Like splicing a frame of pornography
into family films.

494
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:51,910
So when the snooty cat and the courageous
dog with the celebrity voices first meet...

495
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:56,039
...that's when you'll catch a flash
of Tyler's contribution to the film.

496
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:05,154
Nobody knows that they saw it but they did.

497
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:07,674
Nice, big cock.

498
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,953
Even a hummingbird
couldn't catch Tyler at work.

499
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:24,875
Tyler also works sometimes as a banquet
waiter at the luxurious Pressman hotel.

500
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:33,239
He was <i>the</i> guerrilla terrorist
of the food service industry.

501
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:35,515
Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch.

502
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:39,832
Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque,
he farted on meringues...

503
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:42,354
...and as for the cream of mushroom soup...

504
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:44,396
Go ahead, tell 'em.

505
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,391
You get the idea.

506
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:49,677
- You just want me to hit you?
- Come on. Do me this one favor.

507
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:52,991
- Why?
- I don't know. Never been in a fight. You?

508
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:56,914
- No. But that's a good thing.
- You can't know yourself if you haven't!

509
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,230
I don't wanna die without any scars.

510
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:03,438
- Come on. Hit me, before I lose my nerve.
- Oh, God. This is crazy.

511
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:05,715
So go crazy! Let it rip.

512
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:08,360
- I don't know about this.
- I don't either.

513
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,398
Who gives a shit? No- one's watching.
What do you care?

514
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,835
This is crazy. You want me to hit you?!

515
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:15,911
That's right.

516
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,072
- Where? Like, in the face?
- Surprise me.

517
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:23,151
This is so fucking stupid.

518
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,670
Motherfucker!

519
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:37,751
He hit me in the ear!

520
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,912
- Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.
- Ow, Christ!

521
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,991
- Why the ear, man?
- I fucked it up.

522
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:44,718
No, that was perfect.

523
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:47,031
Uh! Agh!

524
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,116
No, it's all right.

525
00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:01,911
It really hurts.

526
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,351
Right.

527
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:06,796
Hit me again.

528
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:08,916
No, you hit me. Come on!

529
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:27,549
We should do this again sometime.

530
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:41,956
- Where's your car?
- What car?

531
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,315
<i>I don't know how Tyler found that house...</i>

532
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:56,550
<i>... but he said he'd been there for a year.</i>

533
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:59,393
<i>It looked like it was waiting to be torn down.</i>

534
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:01,789
<i>Most of the windows were boarded up.</i>

535
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:07,000
<i>There was no lock on the front door from</i>
<i>when the police, or whoever, kicked it in.</i>

536
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:09,071
<i>The stairs were ready to collapse.</i>

537
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,594
<i>I didn't know if he owned it or was squatting.</i>

538
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:14,069
<i>Neither would have surprised me.</i>

539
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:16,911
Yep. That's you.

540
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,468
That's me. That's the toilet. Good?

541
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:21,551
Yeah, thanks.

542
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,471
<i>What a shithole.</i>

543
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:25,437
<i>Nothing worked.</i>

544
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:32,708
<i>Turning on one light meant</i>
<i>another light in the house went out.</i>

545
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:36,395
<i>There were no neighbors.</i>
<i>Just warehouses and a paper mill.</i>

546
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:40,314
<i>That fart smell of steam.</i>
<i>The hamster-cage smell of wood chips.</i>

547
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,275
What have we here?

548
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:00,516
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.

549
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:13,998
<i>Every time it rained, we had to kill the power.</i>

550
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:18,077
<i>By the end of the first month,</i>
<i>I didn't miss TV.</i>

551
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:22,277
<i>I didn't even mind the warm, stale refrigerator.</i>

552
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,191
Can I be next?

553
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,431
All right, man.

554
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:44,431
Lose the tie.

555
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:52,473
<i>At night, Tyler and I were alone</i>
<i>for half a mile in every direction.</i>

556
00:36:57,720 --> 00:37:01,474
<i>Rain trickled down through</i>
<i>the plaster and the light fixtures.</i>

557
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:04,279
<i>Everything wooden swelled and shrank.</i>

558
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:07,432
<i>Everywhere were rusted nails</i>
<i>to snag your elbow on.</i>

559
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:09,988
<i>The previous occupant had been a shut-in.</i>

560
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:12,071
Hey, man. What are you reading?

561
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:16,358
Listen to this. It's an article written
by an organ in the first person.

562
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:19,079
"I am Jack's medulla oblongata.
Without me...

563
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:22,470
...Jack could not regulate
his heart rate or breathing."

564
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,551
There's a whole series of these.

565
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:26,631
"I Am Jill's Nipples."

566
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:32,394
- "I Am Jack's Colon."
- "I Get Cancer. I Kill Jack."

567
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:35,432
Whoop! Agh!

568
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:39,149
<i>After fighting, everything else</i>
<i>in life got the volume turned down.</i>

569
00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:42,710
What?

570
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:46,190
<i>- You could deal with anything.</i>
- Have you finished those reports?

571
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:53,148
<i> If you could choose,</i>
<i>who would you fight?</i>

572
00:37:53,240 --> 00:37:55,231
I'd fight my boss, probably.

573
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:57,356
Really?

574
00:37:57,440 --> 00:38:00,637
- Yeah, why? Who would you fight?
- I'd fight my dad.

575
00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:02,711
I don't know my dad.

576
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,631
I mean, I know him, but...

577
00:38:04,720 --> 00:38:06,995
He left when I was like, six years old.

578
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:09,958
Married this other woman
and had some other kids.

579
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:12,031
He did this every six years.

580
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:16,079
- He changes city and starts a new family.
- Fucker's setting up franchises!

581
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:18,871
My dad never went to college.

582
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:22,714
- So it was real important that I go.
- That sounds familiar.

583
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:27,078
So I graduate. Call him up long-distance
and say, "Dad, now what?"

584
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,071
- He says, "Get a job."
- Same here.

585
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:31,720
Now I'm 25. Make my yearly call again.

586
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:33,711
"Dad, now what?"

587
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:35,836
He says, "I dunno. Get married."

588
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:39,230
You can't get married.

589
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:41,951
I'm a 30-year-old boy.

590
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:44,429
We're a generation of men raised by women.

591
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:48,593
I'm wondering if another woman
is really the answer we need.

592
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:57,432
<i>Most of the week, we were Ozzie and Harriet.</i>

593
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:01,590
<i>But every Saturday night,</i>
<i>we were finding something out.</i>

594
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:06,070
<i>We were finding out more and more</i>
<i>that we were not alone.</i>

595
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:14,311
<i>It used to be that when I came home angry</i>
<i>or depressed, I'd just clean my condo.</i>

596
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:16,391
<i>Polish my Scandinavian furniture.</i>

597
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:21,315
<i>I should have been looking for a new condo</i>
<i>or haggling with my insurance company.</i>

598
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:25,029
<i>I should have been upset</i>
<i>about my nice flaming little shit.</i>

599
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:26,951
<i>But I wasn't.</i>

600
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:30,555
The premise of cybernetting an office
is make things more efficient.

601
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:33,359
<i>Monday mornings,</i>
<i>I just thought about next week.</i>

602
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:36,352
Can I get the icon in cornflower blue?

603
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:37,509
Absolutely.

604
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:40,717
Efficiency is priority No.1, people.

605
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,513
Because waste is a thief.

606
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:46,592
I showed this to my man here.
You liked it, didn't you?

607
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:53,874
<i>You can swallow a pint of blood</i>
<i>before you get sick.</i>

608
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,030
<i>It was right in everyone's face.</i>

609
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,190
<i>Tyler and I just made it visible.</i>

610
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:01,589
<i>It was on the tip of everyone's tongue.</i>

611
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:03,671
<i>Tyler and I just gave it a name.</i>

612
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:16,431
Come on, you've gotta go home!

613
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,955
Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back.

614
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:03,589
<i>Every week,</i>
<i>Tyler gave the rules that he and I decided.</i>

615
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,671
Gentlemen!

616
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,391
Welcome to Fight Club.

617
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:12,510
The first rule of Fight Club is...

618
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,875
...you do not talk about Fight Club.

619
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:17,428
The second rule of Fight Club is...

620
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:21,150
...you do not talk about Fight Club!

621
00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:23,435
Third rule of Fight Club.

622
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:26,193
Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out...

623
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,919
...the fight is over. Fourth rule.

624
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,230
Only two guys to a fight.

625
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:33,117
Fifth rule.

626
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,760
One fight at a time, fellas.

627
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:38,229
Sixth rule. No shirts. No shoes.

628
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:42,074
Seventh rule.
Fights will go on as long as they have to.

629
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:46,308
And the eighth and final rule.

630
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:50,472
If this is your first night at Fight Club...

631
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:52,551
...you have to fight.

632
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,431
<i>This kid from work, Ricky...</i>

633
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:02,832
<i>... couldn't remember whether</i>
<i>you ordered pens with blue ink or black.</i>

634
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:05,229
<i>But Ricky was a god for ten minutes...</i>

635
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:08,517
<i>... when he trounced</i>
<i>the maitre d' of a local food court.</i>

636
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:15,440
<i>Sometimes, all you could hear were</i>
<i>the flat, hard, packing sounds over the yelling.</i>

637
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:21,952
<i>Or the wet choke</i>
<i>when someone gasped and sprayed...</i>

638
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:23,996
Stop!

639
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:26,833
<i>You weren't alive anywhere</i>
<i>like you were there.</i>

640
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:31,516
<i>But Fight Club only exists in the hours</i>
<i>between when Fight Club starts and ends.</i>

641
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:34,952
<i>Even if I could tell someone</i>
<i>they had a good fight...</i>

642
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:37,235
<i>... I wouldn't be talking to the same man.</i>

643
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:40,517
<i>Who you were in Fight Club</i>
<i>is not who you were outside of it.</i>

644
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:45,435
<i>A guy came to Fight Club for the first time.</i>
<i>His ass was a wad of cookie dough.</i>

645
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,239
<i>After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.</i>

646
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:52,112
If you could fight any celebrity,
who would you fight?

647
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:55,192
- Alive or dead?
- Doesn't matter. Who'd be tough?

648
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:59,072
Hemingway. You?

649
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:02,717
Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner.

650
00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:06,792
<i>We all started seeing things differently.</i>

651
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:11,231
<i>Everywhere we went,</i>
<i>we were sizing things up.</i>

652
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:17,432
<i>I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms...</i>

653
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:21,433
<i>... trying to look like how Calvin Klein</i>
<i>or Tommy Hilfiger said they should.</i>

654
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,556
Is that what a man looks like?

655
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:27,159
Oh, self-improvement is masturbation.

656
00:43:27,240 --> 00:43:29,231
Now, self-destruction...

657
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:31,231
Excuse me.

658
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:07,512
<i>Fight Club wasn't about winning or losing.</i>

659
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:09,591
<i>It wasn't about words.</i>

660
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:14,796
<i>The hysterical shouting was in tongues...</i>

661
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:16,757
<i>... like at a Pentecostal Church.</i>

662
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:23,111
- Is that it?
- Stop!

663
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,953
<i>When the fight was over, nothing was solved.</i>

664
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:27,871
<i>But nothing mattered.</i>

665
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:30,633
Cool.

666
00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:33,393
<i>Afterwards, we all felt saved.</i>

667
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:36,475
Hey, man. How about next week?

668
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:38,551
How about next month?!

669
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:40,631
Everybody here in the middle.

670
00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:42,676
New guy, you too.

671
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:46,430
<i>Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me.</i>

672
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,511
He fell down some stairs.

673
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:51,151
I fell down some stairs.

674
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:57,391
<i>Fight Club became the reason to cut</i>
<i>your hair short or trim your fingernails.</i>

675
00:44:57,480 --> 00:44:59,869
OK. Any historical figure.

676
00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:01,757
I'd fight Gandhi.

677
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,112
Good answer.

678
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:06,350
- How about you?
- Lincoln.

679
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,908
Lincoln? Hmm.

680
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:12,470
Big guy, big reach.
Skinny guys fight till they're burger.

681
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:15,311
Fuck!

682
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:19,034
Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.

683
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:29,079
Hello?

684
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,469
<i>Where have you been the last eight weeks?</i>

685
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:32,788
<i>Marla?</i>

686
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:38,677
- How did you find me?
<i>- You left a forwarding number.</i>

687
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:41,638
I haven't seen you at any support groups.

688
00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:44,792
<i>We split 'em up.</i>
<i>That was the idea. Remember?</i>

689
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:47,599
Yeah, but you haven't been going to yours.

690
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:51,036
- How do you know?
- I cheated.

691
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:52,872
I found a new one.

692
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:55,595
- Really?
- It's for men only.

693
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:57,193
Like the testicle thing?

694
00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:59,271
Whah!

695
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:02,756
Look, this is a bad time.

696
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:05,195
I've been going to Debtors Anonymous.

697
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:08,670
<i>- They're really fucked-up people...</i>
- I'm on my way out.

698
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:11,035
Me too. I've got a stomach full of Xanax.

699
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:13,315
I took what was left of a bottle.

700
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,391
It might have been too much.

701
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:18,950
<i>Picture Marla Singer throw herself</i>
<i>around her crummy apartment.</i>

702
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:23,392
This isn't a for- real suicide thing.
This is probably a cry-for- help thing.

703
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:26,278
So you're staying in tonight, then?

704
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:29,079
Do you wanna wait
and hear me describe death?

705
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:33,472
<i>Do you wanna listen</i>
<i>and see if my spirit can use a phone?</i>

706
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:38,200
<i>Have you ever heard a death rattle before?</i>

707
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:08,030
<i>Tyler's door was closed. I'd been here for</i>
<i>two months and his door was never closed.</i>

708
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:15,798
You won't believe this dream
I had last night.

709
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:19,031
I can hardly believe anything about last night.

710
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:30,317
What are you doing here?

711
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:34,911
What?

712
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,355
This is my house.
What are you doing here?

713
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:41,551
Fuck you!

714
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:58,797
Oh, you've got some fucked-up friends!

715
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:00,791
Limber, though.

716
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:02,791
Silly cooze.

717
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:06,434
I come in last night. Phone's off the hook.

718
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:08,511
Guess who's on the other end?

719
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,716
<i>I knew the story before he told me.</i>

720
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:16,356
<i>Have you ever heard a death rattle before?</i>

721
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:19,159
Do you think it'll live up to its name?

722
00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:22,676
<i>Or will it just be a death hairball?</i>

723
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:29,794
<i>Prepare to evacuate soul.</i>

724
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:31,438
<i> Ten...</i>

725
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:34,193
<i>... nine... eight...</i>

726
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:36,430
<i>How could Tyler, of all people...</i>

727
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:40,229
<i>... think it was a bad thing</i>
<i>that Marla Singer was about to die?</i>

728
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:41,878
<i>... five...</i>

729
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:43,518
<i>... four...</i>

730
00:48:44,240 --> 00:48:46,231
Hang on.

731
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:53,670
You got here fast.

732
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:57,151
Did I call you?

733
00:48:58,240 --> 00:48:59,832
Huh?

734
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:10,432
The mattress is all sealed in slippery plastic.

735
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:15,829
Oh, don't worry. It's not a threat to you.

736
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,317
Oh, fuck!

737
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:22,391
Somebody called the cops.

738
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:37,196
- Hey, where's 513?
- End of the hall.

739
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:41,669
The girl who lives there
used to be a charming, lovely girl.

740
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:43,830
She has lost faith in herself.

741
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:46,639
- Miss Singer, let us help you!
- She's a monster!

742
00:49:46,720 --> 00:49:50,679
- You have every reason to live.
- She's infectious human waste!

743
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:54,389
- Miss Singer!
- Good luck trying to save her!

744
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,116
If I fall asleep...

745
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:03,350
...I'm done for.

746
00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:07,356
You're gonna have to keep me up...

747
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:09,431
...all night.

748
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:11,750
Un-fucking-believable.

749
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:13,910
<i>He was obviously able to handle it.</i>

750
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:17,549
- You know what I mean, you fucked her.
- No, I didn't.

751
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:19,631
- Never?
- No.

752
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:22,551
You're not into her, are you?

753
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:24,631
No! God, not at all.

754
00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:27,234
<i>I am Jack's raging bile duct.</i>

755
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:29,197
Are you sure? You can tell me.

756
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:31,077
Believe me, I'm sure.

757
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:34,311
<i>- Put a gun to my head and spray my brains.</i>
- That's good.

758
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:37,039
She's a predator posing as a house pet.
Stay away.

759
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:42,435
The shit that came out of
this woman's mouth, I had never heard!

760
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:44,112
My God.

761
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:47,431
I haven't been fucked like that
since grade school.

762
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:49,875
- Euch!
<i>- How could Tyler not go for that?</i>

763
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:53,350
<i>The other night,</i>
<i>he was splicing sex organs into</i> Cinderella.

764
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:56,113
Marla doesn't need a lover,
just a caseworker.

765
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:58,714
Or a wash.
This isn't love, it's sport fucking.

766
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,553
<i>She invaded my support groups</i>
<i>and now my home.</i>

767
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:03,631
Hey, hey. Sit down.

768
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:10,836
Now, listen.
I can't have you talking to her about me.

769
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:12,672
Why would I...

770
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:17,914
Say anything about me or what goes on
in this house to her or anybody... we're done.

771
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,560
- Now promise me. You promise?
- OK.

772
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:22,676
- Yeah, I promise.
- Promise?

773
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:25,991
- I just said, I promise! What...
- That's three times you promised.

774
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:31,274
<i>If only I had wasted a few minutes</i>
<i>and gone to watch Marla Singer die...</i>

775
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:33,351
<i>... none of this would have happened.</i>

776
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:40,878
Harder, yes! Oh, harder, harder!

777
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:49,589
<i>I could have moved to another room.</i>

778
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:54,355
<i>On the third floor</i>
<i>where I might not have heard them.</i>

779
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:56,431
<i>But I didn't.</i>

780
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:16,759
Ow!

781
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:23,599
- What are you doing?
- Just going to bed.

782
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:25,671
Wanna finish her off?

783
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:27,557
Ooh!

784
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:31,876
- No. No, thank you.
- I've found a cigarette.

785
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:35,157
- Who were you talking to?
- Shut up.

786
00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:38,391
<i>I became the calm little centre of the world.</i>

787
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,991
<i>I was the Zen master.</i>

788
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:47,831
<i>I wrote little</i> haiku <i>poems.</i>

789
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:50,670
<i>I e-mailed them to everyone.</i>

790
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:52,796
Is that your blood?

791
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:56,391
Some of it, yeah.

792
00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:59,040
You can't smoke in here.

793
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:01,111
Take the rest of the day off.

794
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:03,634
Come back Monday with some clean clothes.

795
00:53:03,720 --> 00:53:05,711
Get yourself together.

796
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:08,355
<i>I got right in everyone's hostile face.</i>

797
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:10,829
<i>"Yes, these are bruises from fighting."</i>

798
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:12,911
<i>"Yes, I'm comfortable with that."</i>

799
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:14,797
<i>"I am enlightened."</i>

800
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:21,589
<i>You give up the condo life, give up</i>
<i>all your flaming worldly possessions...</i>

801
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:24,638
<i>... move to a dilapidated house</i>
<i>in a toxic waste area...</i>

802
00:53:24,720 --> 00:53:28,429
<i>...and you have to come home to this.</i>

803
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:41,916
- Hello.
<i>- This is Detective Stern with the Arson Unit.</i>

804
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:46,039
<i>We have some new information about</i>
<i>the incident at your former condo.</i>

805
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:47,348
Yes.

806
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:52,150
I don't know if you're aware, but someone
sprayed Freon into your front-door lock.

807
00:53:52,240 --> 00:53:54,800
<i>They used a chisel to shatter the cylinder.</i>

808
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:56,791
No, I wasn't aware of that.

809
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:58,791
<i> I am Jack's cold sweat.</i>

810
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:01,075
Does this sound strange to you?

811
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:03,879
<i>Yes, sir, strange. Very strange.</i>

812
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:05,916
<i>- The dynamite...</i>
- Dynamite?

813
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,992
...left a residue
of ammonium oxalate potassium perchloride.

814
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:12,390
<i>- Do you know what this means?</i>
- No, what does it mean?

815
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:14,311
It means it was home-made.

816
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:18,473
I'm sorry. This is just coming
as quite a shock to me, sir.

817
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:23,873
Whoever set this dynamite could have blown
out your pilot light days before the explosion.

818
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:26,918
<i>- The gas was just a detonator.</i>
- Who would go and do that?

819
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,991
<i>- I'll ask the questions.</i>
- Tell him.

820
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:33,318
Tell him the liberator who destroyed
my property realigned my perceptions.

821
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:35,391
<i>Excuse me. Are you there?</i>

822
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:38,278
I am listening.
It's hard to know what to make of this.

823
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:42,638
Have you recently made enemies who might
have access to home-made dynamite?

824
00:54:42,720 --> 00:54:44,915
- Enemies?
- Reject civilization...

825
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:46,991
...especially material possessions.

826
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:49,833
<i>- Son, this is serious.</i>
- Yes, I know it's serious.

827
00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:52,388
<i>- I mean that.</i>
- Yes, it's very serious.

828
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:55,199
Look, nobody takes this
more seriously than me.

829
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:57,919
That condo was my life. OK?

830
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:01,390
I loved every stick of furniture in that place.

831
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:04,392
<i>That was not just a bunch of stuff</i>
<i>that got destroyed.</i>

832
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:07,233
- It was me!
<i>- I'd like to thank the Academy.</i>

833
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:11,199
<i>- Is this not a good time for you?</i>
- Just tell him you fucking did it!

834
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:14,989
Tell him you blew it all up!
That's what he wants to hear.

835
00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:19,756
<i>- Are you still there?</i>
- Wait. Are you saying that I'm a suspect?

836
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:23,674
No. I may need to talk to you, so you
let me know if you're gonna leave town.

837
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:26,035
<i>- OK?</i>
- OK.

838
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:33,077
<i>Except for their humping,</i>
<i>Tyler and Marla were never in the same room.</i>

839
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:36,118
<i>My parents pulled this exact same act</i>
<i>for years.</i>

840
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:39,795
The condom is the glass slipper
of our generation.

841
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:42,678
You slip one on when you meet a stranger.

842
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:44,751
You... dance all night.

843
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:46,831
Then you throw it away.

844
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:49,600
The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.

845
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:52,473
What?

846
00:55:57,120 --> 00:55:59,793
I got this dress at a thrift store for $1.

847
00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:01,677
It was worth every penny.

848
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:03,751
It's a bridesmaid's dress.

849
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:07,752
Someone loved it intensely...

850
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:09,796
...for one day.

851
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:11,871
Then tossed it.

852
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:15,671
Like a Christmas tree.

853
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:17,796
So special.

854
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:19,279
Then...

855
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:21,078
...bam!

856
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:23,151
It's on the side of the road.

857
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:25,716
Tinsel still clinging to it.

858
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:29,671
Like a sex crime victim.

859
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:31,751
Underwear inside out.

860
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:36,075
- Bound with electrical tape.
- Well then, it suits you.

861
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:38,754
You can borrow it sometime.

862
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:47,471
Get rid of her.

863
00:56:48,240 --> 00:56:51,038
- What? <i>You</i> get rid of her!
- Don't mention me.

864
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:55,113
<i>I am six years old again,</i>
<i>passing messages between parents.</i>

865
00:56:57,040 --> 00:57:00,510
- I really think it's time you left.
- Don't worry, I'm leaving.

866
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:05,037
- Not that we don't love your visits.
- You are such a nutcase. I can't keep up.

867
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:11,188
Thanks. Bye.

868
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:26,913
You kids!

869
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:31,229
Why do you still waste time with her?

870
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:33,515
I'll say this about Marla.

871
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:35,795
At least <i>she's</i> trying to hit bottom.

872
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:37,154
And I'm not?

873
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:39,959
Feathers up your butt
do not make you a chicken.

874
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:42,031
What are we doing tonight?

875
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:44,830
Tonight... we make soap.

876
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:46,795
Really?

877
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:49,713
To make soap, first we render fat.

878
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:09,870
The salt balance has to be just right...

879
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:12,394
...so the best fat for soap comes from humans.

880
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:16,118
- Wait, what is this place?
- A liposuction clinic.

881
00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:25,916
Pay dirt!

882
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:29,675
Richest, creamiest fat in the world.
Fat of the land!

883
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:38,476
No! Don't pull it, don't pull it!

884
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:45,075
- Oh, God!
- Give me another one.

885
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:54,270
As the fat renders,
the tallows float to the surface.

886
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:56,351
Like in Boy Scouts.

887
00:58:56,440 --> 00:59:00,069
- It's hard to imagine you as a Boy Scout.
- Keep stirring.

888
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:05,710
Once the tallow hardens,
you skim off a layer of glycerin.

889
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:08,109
Add nitric acid, you've got nitroglycerin.

890
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:11,875
Then add sodium nitrate and sawdust,
you've got dynamite.

891
00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:15,635
Yeah, with enough soap,
one could blow up just about anything.

892
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:17,711
<i>Tyler was full of useful information.</i>

893
00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:21,588
People found clothes got cleaner
when washed at a certain point in the river.

894
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:23,671
- You know why?
- No.

895
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:29,989
Human sacrifices were once made
on the hills above this river.

896
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:33,152
Bodies burnt.
Water permeated the ashes to create lye.

897
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:35,549
This is lye. The crucial ingredient.

898
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:40,236
Once it mixed with the melted body fat,
a white soapy discharge crept into the river.

899
00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:42,311
May I see your hand, please?

900
00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:50,597
What is this?

901
00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:53,148
- This is a chemical burn.
- Agh! Aaagh!

902
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:56,596
It will hurt more than any burn
and it will leave a scar.

903
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:59,240
<i>Meditation worked for cancer,</i>
<i>it could work now.</i>

904
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,639
- Don't shut the pain out.
- Oh, God!

905
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:07,678
The first soap was made from heroes' ashes,
like the first monkey shot into space.

906
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:10,638
Without pain or sacrifice,
we would have nothing.

907
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:13,518
<i>I tried not to think</i>
<i>of the word</i> searing <i>of flesh.</i>

908
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:16,637
Stop it!
This is your pain, this is your burning hand.

909
01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:19,280
I'm going to my cave
to find my power animal.

910
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:23,239
No! Don't deal with this
the way those dead people do! Come on!

911
01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:27,154
- I get the point!
- No! You're feeling premature enlightenment.

912
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:33,753
It's the greatest moment of your life,
and you're off somewhere else!

913
01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:35,273
I am not!

914
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:38,238
Shut up!
Our fathers were our models for God.

915
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:41,357
If our fathers bailed,
what does that tell you about God?

916
01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:47,348
Listen to me. You have to consider
the possibility that God does not like you.

917
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:51,353
He never wanted you.
In all probability, He hates you.

918
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:54,876
This is not the worst thing that can happen.
We don't need Him!

919
01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:57,793
- I agree!
- Fuck damnation, fuck redemption.

920
01:00:57,880 --> 01:01:00,269
We are God's unwanted children? So be it!

921
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:04,672
- I'm getting water!
- You can use water and make it worse or...

922
01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:09,150
- Or use vinegar to neutralize the burn.
- Please let me up!

923
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:11,231
First, you have to give up.

924
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:13,914
First, you have to know, not fear...

925
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,878
...know that some day, you're gonna die.

926
01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:19,076
You don't know how this feels!

927
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:26,998
It's only after we've lost everything
that we're free to do anything.

928
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:30,911
OK.

929
01:01:43,640 --> 01:01:45,596
Congratulations.

930
01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:48,478
You're one step closer to hitting the bottom.

931
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:54,312
<i>Tyler sold his soap</i>
<i>to department stores at $20 a bar.</i>

932
01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:56,311
<i>God knows what they charged.</i>

933
01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:59,472
- This is the best soap.
- Why, thank you, Susan.

934
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:01,551
<i>It was beautiful.</i>

935
01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:05,349
<i>We were selling rich women</i>
<i>their own fat asses back to them.</i>

936
01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:08,311
<i>He was wearing his yellow tie.</i>

937
01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:10,595
<i>I didn't wear a tie to work any more.</i>

938
01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:14,150
"The first rule of Fight Club
is don't talk about Fight Club."

939
01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:17,630
<i>I'm half-asleep again.</i>
<i>I must have left it in the copy machine.</i>

940
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:20,109
"The second rule..." Is this yours?

941
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:21,838
Huh?

942
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:25,310
Pretend you're me.
Make a managerial decision.

943
01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:27,755
You find this. What would you do?

944
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:34,111
Well, I gotta tell you...

945
01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:37,715
...I'd be very, very careful
who you talk to about that.

946
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:40,951
Because the person who wrote that
is dangerous.

947
01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:45,352
And this button- down, Oxford-cloth psycho
might just snap...

948
01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:48,193
...and then stalk from office to office...

949
01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:53,115
...with an Armalite AR10 carbine gas-powered
semiautomatic weapon...

950
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:57,478
...pumping round after round
into colleagues and co- workers.

951
01:02:58,120 --> 01:03:01,351
This might be someone
you've known for years.

952
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:04,432
Someone very, very close to you.

953
01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:07,751
<i>Tyler's words coming out of my mouth.</i>

954
01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:10,711
<i>And I used to be such a nice guy.</i>

955
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:13,997
Or maybe you shouldn't bring me
every piece of trash you pick up.

956
01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:21,195
- Compliance and Liability.
- My tit's gonna rot off.

957
01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:24,548
Will you excuse me? I need to take this.

958
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:34,075
- What do you mean?
- I need you to check for a lump in my breast.

959
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:37,948
- Go to a hospital.
- I can't afford to waste money on a doctor.

960
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:40,996
I don't know about this, Marla.

961
01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:42,718
Please.

962
01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:46,634
<i>She didn't call Tyler. I'm neutral in her book.</i>

963
01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:52,479
That's nice.
Taking food to Mrs. Haniver and Mrs. Raines.

964
01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:54,551
Where are they, exactly?

965
01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:58,599
Tragically, they're dead.
I'm alive and I'm in poverty. Want any?

966
01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:00,671
- No, no.
- I got one for you.

967
01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:02,751
Thanks for the thought.

968
01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:06,275
What happened to your hand?

969
01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:08,430
Oh, nothing.

970
01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:10,511
- Right there?
- Mm.

971
01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:14,080
- Feel anything?
- No.

972
01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:16,111
Well, make sure.

973
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:18,156
OK, I'm pretty sure.

974
01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:20,151
You feel nothing?

975
01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:22,435
No, nothing.

976
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:26,639
Well, that's a relief. Thank you.

977
01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:31,232
- No problem.
- I wish I could return the favor.

978
01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:33,311
Breast cancer doesn't run in my family.

979
01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:36,756
- I could check your prostate.
- I think I'm OK.

980
01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:38,831
Well, thanks, anyway.

981
01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:45,870
- Are we done?
- Yeah, we're done.

982
01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:48,076
See you... around.

983
01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:06,551
Cornelius?

984
01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:08,915
Cornelius!

985
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:11,594
It's me! Bob!

986
01:05:11,680 --> 01:05:13,079
Hey, Bob.

987
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:19,358
- We all thought you were dead.
- No, no. Still here.

988
01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:23,319
- How are you, Bob?
- Better than I've ever been in my whole life.

989
01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:26,756
- Really? Still remaining men together?
- No, no.

990
01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:30,469
- I got something so much better now.
- Really, what is it?

991
01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:32,877
Well...

992
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:37,033
The first rule is,
I'm not supposed to talk about it.

993
01:05:37,160 --> 01:05:39,151
And the second rule is...

994
01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:41,435
...I'm not supposed to talk about it.

995
01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:44,830
- And the third rule is...
- Bob, Bob. I'm a member.

996
01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:46,911
Look at my face, Bob.

997
01:05:49,240 --> 01:05:51,470
That's fucking... fucking great.

998
01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:55,109
- I've never seen you there.
- I go Tuesdays and Thursdays.

999
01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:58,749
- I go Saturday.
- Congratulations.

1000
01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:01,390
Yeah, hey, to both of us, right?

1001
01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:04,040
Have you heard about the guy
that invented it?

1002
01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:06,918
- Yeah, actually...
- I hear all kinds of things.

1003
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:10,470
Supposedly,
he was born in a mental institution...

1004
01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:13,791
...and he sleeps only one hour a night.

1005
01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:15,996
He's a great man.

1006
01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:19,635
Do you know about Tyler Durden?

1007
01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:45,591
I didn't hurt you, did I?

1008
01:06:45,680 --> 01:06:47,671
Actually, you did.

1009
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:49,751
Thank you for this.

1010
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,275
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

1011
01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:54,351
<i>Fight Club.</i>

1012
01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:56,476
<i>This was mine and Tyler's gift.</i>

1013
01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:58,557
<i>Our gift to the world.</i>

1014
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:01,837
I look around, I look around,
I see a lot of new faces.

1015
01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:05,516
Shut up!

1016
01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:10,276
Which means a lot of people have been
breaking the first two rules of Fight Club.

1017
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:22,153
I see in Fight Club the strongest
and smartest men who've ever lived.

1018
01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:24,231
I see all this potential.

1019
01:07:24,320 --> 01:07:26,311
And I see it squandered.

1020
01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:30,272
Goddamn it,
an entire generation pumping gas.

1021
01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:32,791
Waiting tables.

1022
01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:34,871
Slaves with white collars.

1023
01:07:37,240 --> 01:07:40,198
Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes.

1024
01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:43,431
Working jobs we hate
so we can buy shit we don't need.

1025
01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:49,515
We're the middle children of history.

1026
01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:51,591
No purpose or place.

1027
01:07:51,760 --> 01:07:53,751
We have no Great War.

1028
01:07:54,080 --> 01:07:56,071
No Great Depression.

1029
01:07:57,760 --> 01:08:00,035
Our great war is a spiritual war.

1030
01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:03,671
Our great depression is our lives.

1031
01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:09,358
We've all been raised
on television to believe...

1032
01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:12,955
...that one day we'd be millionaires
and movie gods and rock stars.

1033
01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:15,031
But we won't.

1034
01:08:15,120 --> 01:08:17,475
We're slowly learning that fact.

1035
01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:19,915
And we're very, very pissed off.

1036
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:21,558
Yeah!

1037
01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:28,638
First rule of Fight Club is, do not talk...

1038
01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:35,108
Who are you?

1039
01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:38,434
- Who am I?
- Yeah.

1040
01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:41,999
There's a sign on the front
that says Lou's Tavern.

1041
01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:46,749
I'm fucking Lou. Who the fuck are you?

1042
01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:48,831
Tyler Durden.

1043
01:08:51,840 --> 01:08:55,150
Who told you motherfuckers
that you could use my place?

1044
01:08:55,240 --> 01:08:57,515
We have a deal worked out with Irvine.

1045
01:08:57,600 --> 01:09:00,068
Irvine's at home with a broken collarbone.

1046
01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:02,230
He don't own this place. I do.

1047
01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:07,630
- How much money's he getting for this?
- There is no money.

1048
01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:10,393
- Free to all.
- Ain't that something?

1049
01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:12,232
It is, actually.

1050
01:09:12,320 --> 01:09:14,675
Look, stupid fuck!

1051
01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:17,194
- I want everybody out of here right now.
- Hey!

1052
01:09:17,280 --> 01:09:19,430
You should join our club.

1053
01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:21,711
Did you hear what I just said?

1054
01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:23,791
You and your friend.

1055
01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:25,549
Uh!

1056
01:09:25,640 --> 01:09:27,631
You hear me now?

1057
01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:31,751
No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou.

1058
01:09:37,640 --> 01:09:39,551
Still not getting it.

1059
01:09:40,560 --> 01:09:42,630
Aagh! OK, OK, I got it.

1060
01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:45,075
I got it, I got it. Shit, I lost it.

1061
01:09:46,080 --> 01:09:47,877
Back! All of you!

1062
01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:51,511
Everybody back!

1063
01:09:58,680 --> 01:10:00,750
Ah, Lou!

1064
01:10:00,840 --> 01:10:04,355
Come on, man!
We really like this place.

1065
01:10:13,040 --> 01:10:15,838
- That's right, Lou. Get it out.
- Shut the fuck up.

1066
01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:17,678
Oh, yeah!

1067
01:10:22,440 --> 01:10:24,431
Is that fucking funny?

1068
01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:33,028
Fucking guy is a loony, I'm telling you.

1069
01:10:35,120 --> 01:10:36,758
Unbelievable.

1070
01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:43,633
- You don't know where I've been, Lou.
- Oh, my God!

1071
01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:46,473
You don't know where I've been!

1072
01:10:49,440 --> 01:10:52,398
Please let us keep it, Lou! Please, Lou!

1073
01:10:52,480 --> 01:10:54,835
Fucking use the basement! Christ!

1074
01:10:54,920 --> 01:10:57,673
I want your word, Lou! I want your word!

1075
01:10:57,760 --> 01:10:59,671
On my mother's eyes.

1076
01:11:08,440 --> 01:11:10,431
Thanks, Lou.

1077
01:11:11,720 --> 01:11:13,711
You too, big guy.

1078
01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:19,511
We'll see you next week.

1079
01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:37,836
This week, each one of you
has a homework assignment.

1080
01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:42,550
You're gonna go out. You're gonna
start a fight with a total stranger.

1081
01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:47,750
You're gonna start a fight...

1082
01:11:47,840 --> 01:11:49,831
...and you're gonna lose.

1083
01:11:51,760 --> 01:11:53,591
Excellent choice, sir.

1084
01:11:56,080 --> 01:11:59,231
Hey! Watch out, jackass! Come on!

1085
01:11:59,600 --> 01:12:02,160
<i>Now, this is not as easy as it sounds.</i>

1086
01:12:04,760 --> 01:12:06,637
Son of a bitch!

1087
01:12:06,720 --> 01:12:11,271
<i>Most people, normal people,</i>
<i>do just about anything to avoid a fight.</i>

1088
01:12:12,160 --> 01:12:14,151
Excuse me!

1089
01:12:14,240 --> 01:12:17,789
You sprayed me with your hose.
That's not necessary...

1090
01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:19,711
Jay! Go call 911!

1091
01:12:22,360 --> 01:12:24,316
Put the hose down.

1092
01:12:24,400 --> 01:12:26,391
Stop it! Stop it!

1093
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:29,797
Sorry.

1094
01:12:44,680 --> 01:12:47,035
We need to talk.

1095
01:12:49,200 --> 01:12:51,191
OK.

1096
01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:53,271
Where to begin?

1097
01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:55,476
With your constant absenteeism?

1098
01:12:55,560 --> 01:12:57,994
With your unpresentable appearance?

1099
01:12:58,080 --> 01:13:00,036
You're up for review.

1100
01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:03,192
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

1101
01:13:03,280 --> 01:13:05,111
- What?
- Let's pretend.

1102
01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:07,953
You're the Department of Transportation,
OK?

1103
01:13:08,040 --> 01:13:11,555
Someone informs you that this company...

1104
01:13:11,640 --> 01:13:15,553
...installs front-seat mounting brackets
that failed collision tests...

1105
01:13:15,640 --> 01:13:18,916
...brake linings that fail after 1,000 miles...

1106
01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:23,232
...and fuel injectors
that explode and burn people alive.

1107
01:13:23,320 --> 01:13:25,117
What then?

1108
01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:27,395
Are you threatening me?

1109
01:13:27,480 --> 01:13:30,153
- No...
- Get the fuck out of here. You're fired!

1110
01:13:30,240 --> 01:13:34,472
I have a better solution. Keep me
on the payroll as an outside consultant.

1111
01:13:34,560 --> 01:13:36,551
In exchange for my salary...

1112
01:13:36,640 --> 01:13:40,315
...my job will be never to tell people
these things that I know.

1113
01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:44,518
I don't even have to come into the office.
I can do this job from home.

1114
01:13:45,760 --> 01:13:49,719
Who... Who the fuck do you think you are,
you crazy little shit?

1115
01:13:54,760 --> 01:13:58,150
- Security!
<i>- I am Jack's smirking revenge.</i>

1116
01:14:03,960 --> 01:14:05,951
Uh!

1117
01:14:06,760 --> 01:14:08,796
What the hell are you doing?

1118
01:14:17,600 --> 01:14:19,591
Uh, that hurt.

1119
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:22,991
Why would you do that?

1120
01:14:23,600 --> 01:14:26,478
Oh, my God! No! Please stop!

1121
01:14:35,520 --> 01:14:37,511
What are you doing?

1122
01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:40,551
Oh, God, no! Please! No!

1123
01:14:40,640 --> 01:14:44,553
<i>For some reason,</i>
<i>I thought of my first fight, with Tyler.</i>

1124
01:14:44,640 --> 01:14:46,198
No!

1125
01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:13,912
<i>Under and behind and inside</i>
<i>everything this man took for granted...</i>

1126
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:17,310
<i>... something horrible had been growing.</i>

1127
01:15:17,400 --> 01:15:18,435
Look.

1128
01:15:18,520 --> 01:15:23,036
Give me the paychecks, like I asked,
and you won't ever see me again.

1129
01:15:23,120 --> 01:15:25,793
<i>Then, at our most excellent</i>
<i>moment together...</i>

1130
01:15:28,720 --> 01:15:31,393
Thank God!
Please don't hit me again.

1131
01:15:31,480 --> 01:15:33,471
<i>Telephone, computer...</i>

1132
01:15:33,560 --> 01:15:38,509
<i>... fax machine, 52 weekly paychecks</i>
<i>and 48 airline flight coupons.</i>

1133
01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:40,909
<i>We now had corporate sponsorship.</i>

1134
01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:45,915
<i>This is how Tyler and I were able to have</i>
<i>Fight Club every night of the week.</i>

1135
01:15:48,480 --> 01:15:51,916
<i>Now, the centre of Fight Club</i>
<i>became the two men fighting.</i>

1136
01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:55,356
<i>The leader walked through the crowd,</i>
<i>out in the darkness.</i>

1137
01:15:57,040 --> 01:16:01,352
<i>Tyler was now involved in</i>
<i>a lawsuit with the Pressman Hotel...</i>

1138
01:16:01,440 --> 01:16:03,635
<i>... over the urine content of their soup.</i>

1139
01:16:08,600 --> 01:16:11,478
<i>I am Jack's wasted life.</i>

1140
01:16:18,880 --> 01:16:20,871
Thank you, sir.

1141
01:16:22,320 --> 01:16:25,198
<i>Tyler dreamed up</i>
<i>new homework assignments.</i>

1142
01:16:25,280 --> 01:16:27,714
<i>He handed them out in sealed envelopes.</i>

1143
01:17:05,280 --> 01:17:08,795
- There's a Fight Club up in Delaware City.
- Yeah, I heard.

1144
01:17:10,520 --> 01:17:12,636
There's one in Penns Grove too.

1145
01:17:12,720 --> 01:17:14,870
Bob even found one up in New Castle.

1146
01:17:14,960 --> 01:17:17,918
- Did you start that one?
- No, I thought you did.

1147
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:20,389
No.

1148
01:18:07,240 --> 01:18:09,356
- Stop for a second.
- Hey, what are we doing?

1149
01:18:09,440 --> 01:18:11,396
- Turn around.
- What are we doing?

1150
01:18:11,480 --> 01:18:13,789
- Homework assignment.
- What kind?

1151
01:18:13,880 --> 01:18:15,836
Human sacrifice.

1152
01:18:15,920 --> 01:18:19,117
- Is that a gun? Please tell me it's not.
- It's a gun.

1153
01:18:19,200 --> 01:18:21,430
- What are you doing?
- Meet me in the back.

1154
01:18:21,520 --> 01:18:23,795
- Don't fuck around!
- Meet me in the back.

1155
01:18:23,880 --> 01:18:25,598
<i>On a long enough time line...</i>

1156
01:18:25,680 --> 01:18:28,433
<i>... the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.</i>

1157
01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:31,391
What are you doing? Come on!

1158
01:18:31,480 --> 01:18:34,756
Hands behind your back.
Give me your wallet.

1159
01:18:36,440 --> 01:18:39,591
Raymond K Hessel.
1320 SE Banning, Apartment A.

1160
01:18:40,360 --> 01:18:43,432
- Small, cramped basement apartment?
- How did you know?

1161
01:18:43,520 --> 01:18:46,034
They give shitty apartments letters.

1162
01:18:46,120 --> 01:18:49,112
Raymond! You're going to die.

1163
01:18:49,200 --> 01:18:50,599
No!

1164
01:18:50,680 --> 01:18:54,673
Is that your mom and dad?
They're gonna have to call the kindly doctor.

1165
01:18:54,760 --> 01:18:56,910
Pick up your dental records. Know why?

1166
01:18:57,000 --> 01:19:00,436
- There'll be nothing left of your face.
- Oh, come on!

1167
01:19:00,520 --> 01:19:04,274
An expired community college student ID.
What did you study, Raymond?

1168
01:19:04,360 --> 01:19:07,272
- S... S... Stuff.
- Stuff?

1169
01:19:07,360 --> 01:19:09,351
Were the midterms hard?

1170
01:19:10,440 --> 01:19:12,908
- I asked you what you studied!
- Biology, mostly.

1171
01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:16,356
- Why?
- I don't know.

1172
01:19:16,440 --> 01:19:19,318
What did you wanna be, Raymond K Hessel?!

1173
01:19:20,680 --> 01:19:24,468
The question, Raymond,
was what did you want to be?

1174
01:19:26,080 --> 01:19:28,071
Answer him, Raymond, Jesus!

1175
01:19:28,160 --> 01:19:30,469
- Veterinarian. Veterinarian.
- Animals.

1176
01:19:30,560 --> 01:19:33,393
- Yeah. Animals and stuff.
- Stuff. Yeah, I got that.

1177
01:19:33,480 --> 01:19:35,948
- So you need more schooling.
- Too much school.

1178
01:19:36,040 --> 01:19:38,395
- Would you rather be dead?
- No, please...

1179
01:19:38,480 --> 01:19:42,758
You'd rather die here, on your knees,
in the back of a convenience store?

1180
01:19:42,840 --> 01:19:44,398
Please, no.

1181
01:19:48,320 --> 01:19:50,311
I'm keeping your license.

1182
01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:54,398
Gonna check in on you.
I know where you live.

1183
01:19:54,480 --> 01:19:57,358
If you're not working
to be a veterinarian in six weeks...

1184
01:19:57,440 --> 01:19:59,431
...you will be dead.

1185
01:20:01,240 --> 01:20:03,231
Now run on home.

1186
01:20:07,800 --> 01:20:09,791
Run, Forrest, run!

1187
01:20:11,360 --> 01:20:13,351
I feel ill.

1188
01:20:14,120 --> 01:20:16,111
Imagine how he feels.

1189
01:20:16,200 --> 01:20:18,191
Come on, this isn't funny!

1190
01:20:18,280 --> 01:20:20,589
What the fuck was the point of that?!

1191
01:20:20,680 --> 01:20:24,639
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day
of Raymond K Hessel's life.

1192
01:20:24,720 --> 01:20:28,918
His breakfast will taste better
than any meal you and I have ever tasted.

1193
01:20:30,280 --> 01:20:32,271
<i>You had to give it to him.</i>

1194
01:20:32,360 --> 01:20:34,635
- Come on.
<i>- He had a plan.</i>

1195
01:20:34,720 --> 01:20:37,996
<i>And it started to make sense</i>
<i>in a Tyler-sort of way.</i>

1196
01:20:38,080 --> 01:20:39,911
<i>No fear. No distractions.</i>

1197
01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:43,197
<i>The ability to let that which does not matter...</i>

1198
01:20:43,280 --> 01:20:45,191
<i>... truly slide.</i>

1199
01:20:58,040 --> 01:21:00,076
<i> You are not your job.</i>

1200
01:21:01,920 --> 01:21:05,151
You're not how much money
you have in the bank.

1201
01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:08,791
You're not the car you drive.

1202
01:21:09,320 --> 01:21:12,039
You're not the contents of your wallet.

1203
01:21:12,120 --> 01:21:14,315
You're not your fucking khakis.

1204
01:21:17,040 --> 01:21:20,589
You are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

1205
01:21:29,080 --> 01:21:31,196
I'll be out of your way in a sec.

1206
01:21:31,960 --> 01:21:33,951
You don't have to go.

1207
01:21:35,400 --> 01:21:37,391
Whatever.

1208
01:21:38,480 --> 01:21:41,438
No, I mean... It's OK.

1209
01:21:50,600 --> 01:21:52,591
Are you still going to groups?

1210
01:21:53,280 --> 01:21:55,271
Yeah.

1211
01:21:56,680 --> 01:21:58,671
Chloe's dead.

1212
01:21:59,160 --> 01:22:01,071
Wow, Chloe.

1213
01:22:01,160 --> 01:22:02,991
When did that happen?

1214
01:22:03,520 --> 01:22:05,317
Do you care?

1215
01:22:05,400 --> 01:22:08,631
I dunno. I haven't thought about it in a while.

1216
01:22:08,880 --> 01:22:10,871
Yeah, well...

1217
01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:13,235
It was the smart move on her part.

1218
01:22:14,560 --> 01:22:16,516
Listen, um...

1219
01:22:17,720 --> 01:22:19,995
What are you getting out of all this?

1220
01:22:20,680 --> 01:22:22,671
What?

1221
01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:25,030
I mean, all this. Why do you keep...

1222
01:22:25,760 --> 01:22:27,751
Is this making you happy?

1223
01:22:29,280 --> 01:22:31,271
Yeah, well, sometimes.

1224
01:22:32,920 --> 01:22:34,956
I don't know. I don't understand.

1225
01:22:35,040 --> 01:22:38,476
Why does a weaker person
need to latch on to a strong person?

1226
01:22:38,560 --> 01:22:40,551
What is... What is that?

1227
01:22:40,640 --> 01:22:42,710
What do you get out of it?

1228
01:22:44,160 --> 01:22:46,151
No... That's not the same thing at all.

1229
01:22:46,240 --> 01:22:48,231
It's totally different with us.

1230
01:22:48,320 --> 01:22:50,311
Us?

1231
01:22:50,400 --> 01:22:52,231
What do you mean by us?

1232
01:22:52,320 --> 01:22:56,029
- I'm sorry. Do you hear this?
- Hear what?

1233
01:22:56,120 --> 01:22:58,076
- All that noise. Hold on.
- No, wait!

1234
01:22:58,160 --> 01:23:00,754
Don't change the subject!
I want to talk about this.

1235
01:23:00,840 --> 01:23:03,513
- You're not talking about me, are you?
- No.

1236
01:23:03,600 --> 01:23:06,910
- What?
- Playing doctor. What was going on there?

1237
01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:10,117
- What are you talking about?
- Nothing. Nothing.

1238
01:23:10,200 --> 01:23:12,191
- I don't think so.
- What do you want?

1239
01:23:12,280 --> 01:23:14,589
- Look at me.
- No. What?

1240
01:23:15,320 --> 01:23:18,039
- What is that?!
- It's nothing. Don't worry.

1241
01:23:18,120 --> 01:23:20,429
My God. Who did this?

1242
01:23:20,520 --> 01:23:22,511
- A person.
- Guy or girl?

1243
01:23:22,600 --> 01:23:25,273
- What do you care?
- What do you care if I ask?

1244
01:23:25,360 --> 01:23:27,828
- Leave me alone.
- You're afraid to say.

1245
01:23:27,920 --> 01:23:29,831
- I am not. Let me go.
- No! Talk to me.

1246
01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:31,035
Let go of me!

1247
01:23:31,120 --> 01:23:33,714
- This conversation...
- This conversation...

1248
01:23:33,800 --> 01:23:36,189
...is over.
...is over.

1249
01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:39,992
I just can't win with you, can I?

1250
01:23:48,920 --> 01:23:51,309
Hey, this is getting a little old!

1251
01:23:51,880 --> 01:23:54,110
What is... What is all this?

1252
01:23:54,200 --> 01:23:56,191
What do you think?

1253
01:23:57,120 --> 01:23:59,156
Hey, why do we need bunk beds?

1254
01:23:59,240 --> 01:24:01,037
Hey!

1255
01:24:07,560 --> 01:24:09,312
Too young.

1256
01:24:09,400 --> 01:24:10,958
Sorry.

1257
01:24:11,040 --> 01:24:13,031
What's all that?

1258
01:24:13,120 --> 01:24:15,953
If the applicant is young,
tell him he's too young.

1259
01:24:16,040 --> 01:24:18,554
- Old, too old. Fat, too fat.
- Applicant?

1260
01:24:18,640 --> 01:24:21,871
If the applicant waits three days
without food or shelter...

1261
01:24:21,960 --> 01:24:23,951
...he may enter and begin training.

1262
01:24:24,040 --> 01:24:25,792
Training for what?

1263
01:24:31,160 --> 01:24:33,151
You think this is a game?

1264
01:24:33,240 --> 01:24:35,800
You're too young to train here, end of story.

1265
01:24:35,880 --> 01:24:38,519
Quit wasting our time.
Get the fuck out of here.

1266
01:24:42,280 --> 01:24:44,271
Bad news, friend.

1267
01:24:44,520 --> 01:24:46,511
It's not gonna happen.

1268
01:24:46,600 --> 01:24:48,795
Sorry if there was a misunderstanding.

1269
01:24:48,880 --> 01:24:50,711
It's not the end of the world.

1270
01:24:50,800 --> 01:24:52,916
Just... go away.

1271
01:24:53,760 --> 01:24:55,716
Go.

1272
01:24:55,800 --> 01:24:59,315
You're trespassing
and I will have to call the police.

1273
01:25:02,280 --> 01:25:04,271
Don't you look at me!

1274
01:25:04,360 --> 01:25:07,477
You're never getting in this fucking house!

1275
01:25:07,560 --> 01:25:10,791
Never. Now get the fuck off my porch!
Get off my porch!

1276
01:25:10,880 --> 01:25:14,270
<i>Sooner or later,</i>
<i>we all became what Tyler wanted us to be.</i>

1277
01:25:14,360 --> 01:25:17,079
I'm gonna go inside
and I'm gonna get a shovel.

1278
01:25:24,320 --> 01:25:26,436
- Got two black shirts?
- Yes, sir.

1279
01:25:26,520 --> 01:25:28,670
- Two pair of black pants?
- Yes, sir.

1280
01:25:28,760 --> 01:25:31,593
- One pair black boots? Black socks?
- Yes, sir.

1281
01:25:31,680 --> 01:25:33,671
- One black jacket.
- Yes, sir.

1282
01:25:33,760 --> 01:25:36,638
- $300 personal burial money?
- Yes, sir.

1283
01:25:38,720 --> 01:25:40,711
All right.

1284
01:25:50,120 --> 01:25:52,111
You're too old, fat man.

1285
01:25:52,200 --> 01:25:55,237
Your tits are too big.
Get the fuck off my porch.

1286
01:26:02,720 --> 01:26:04,711
Bob! Bob!

1287
01:26:20,040 --> 01:26:22,600
Like a monkey ready to be shot into space.

1288
01:26:23,320 --> 01:26:24,753
Space monkey.

1289
01:26:24,840 --> 01:26:28,196
Ready to sacrifice himself
for the greater good.

1290
01:26:34,560 --> 01:26:37,120
You are too fucking old, fatty!

1291
01:26:37,200 --> 01:26:40,272
And you... You're too fucking...

1292
01:26:40,360 --> 01:26:41,918
...blond!

1293
01:26:42,000 --> 01:26:44,230
Get out of here, the both of you!

1294
01:26:44,320 --> 01:26:46,311
<i>And so it went.</i>

1295
01:26:46,480 --> 01:26:48,516
Listen up, maggots.

1296
01:26:48,600 --> 01:26:50,591
You are not special.

1297
01:26:50,920 --> 01:26:54,071
You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake.

1298
01:26:54,160 --> 01:26:58,358
You are the same decaying organic matter
as everything else.

1299
01:26:58,440 --> 01:27:00,476
<i>Tyler built himself an army.</i>

1300
01:27:00,680 --> 01:27:04,195
<i> We are the all-singing,</i>
<i>all-dancing crap of the world.</i>

1301
01:27:04,280 --> 01:27:07,750
<i>We are all part of the same compost heap.</i>

1302
01:27:08,760 --> 01:27:11,877
<i>Why was Tyler Durden building an army?</i>

1303
01:27:11,960 --> 01:27:13,951
<i>To what purpose?</i>

1304
01:27:14,040 --> 01:27:16,349
<i>For what greater good?</i>

1305
01:27:19,560 --> 01:27:21,551
<i>In Tyler we trusted.</i>

1306
01:27:26,640 --> 01:27:29,234
When he was like,
"You are not your job"...

1307
01:27:29,320 --> 01:27:31,311
...I was like, "Yeah!"

1308
01:27:33,120 --> 01:27:35,111
Hey, what's all this?

1309
01:27:35,200 --> 01:27:37,191
Hey!

1310
01:27:38,640 --> 01:27:40,232
OK!

1311
01:27:40,320 --> 01:27:42,595
- What's going on?
- We're celebrating.

1312
01:27:42,680 --> 01:27:45,069
- What are we celebrating?
- Go on.

1313
01:27:48,920 --> 01:27:50,990
- Hey.
- Let me get that for you.

1314
01:27:55,400 --> 01:27:58,198
<i> The same great taste, Pepsi.</i>

1315
01:28:00,440 --> 01:28:02,590
Ssh!

1316
01:28:02,680 --> 01:28:06,309
<i> Investigators are here.</i>
<i>The Police Commissioner has arrived.</i>

1317
01:28:06,400 --> 01:28:09,233
<i>Could you tell us</i>
<i>what you think has happened here?</i>

1318
01:28:09,320 --> 01:28:13,393
<i>We believe this is one of many</i>
<i>recent acts of vandalism in the city...</i>

1319
01:28:13,480 --> 01:28:16,472
<i>... somehow related</i>
<i>to underground boxing clubs.</i>

1320
01:28:16,560 --> 01:28:20,599
<i>We will be coordinating</i>
<i>a rigorous investigation.</i>

1321
01:28:21,480 --> 01:28:25,678
<i>That was Police Commissioner Jacobs</i>
<i>who just arrived on the scene...</i>

1322
01:28:25,760 --> 01:28:29,833
<i>...of a four-alarm fire that broke out...</i>
- She's hot.

1323
01:28:29,920 --> 01:28:31,672
<i>Back to you in the studio.</i>

1324
01:28:31,760 --> 01:28:34,035
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1325
01:28:34,960 --> 01:28:37,394
- Holy shit!
- Yeah!

1326
01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:46,356
What the fuck did you guys do?

1327
01:28:46,440 --> 01:28:50,353
<i> Arson investigators</i>
<i>are on the premises...</i>

1328
01:28:53,960 --> 01:28:58,351
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not ask questions, sir.

1329
01:29:04,320 --> 01:29:06,709
The victory in the war against crime...

1330
01:29:06,800 --> 01:29:08,791
...will not come overnight.

1331
01:29:08,880 --> 01:29:13,237
It will take dedication and commitment
and, most of all, cooperation.

1332
01:29:13,320 --> 01:29:18,030
Streets are safer now.
There is hope in the inner city. However...

1333
01:29:18,120 --> 01:29:20,031
I gotta take a piss.

1334
01:29:20,120 --> 01:29:22,759
These are the first steps in a long journey.

1335
01:29:22,840 --> 01:29:25,354
That is why we have created Project Hope.

1336
01:29:25,440 --> 01:29:27,431
Bob.

1337
01:29:30,400 --> 01:29:33,073
Project Hope will be a joint effort...

1338
01:29:33,160 --> 01:29:35,799
...between the police and community leaders.

1339
01:29:35,880 --> 01:29:39,873
It will be a powerful new weapon
in the war against crime.

1340
01:30:23,440 --> 01:30:27,433
- Wrap it around the top of his Hacky Sack.
- His balls are ice cold.

1341
01:30:29,360 --> 01:30:32,557
Hi. You're gonna call off
your rigorous investigation.

1342
01:30:32,640 --> 01:30:35,837
You will publicly state
there is no underground group or...

1343
01:30:35,920 --> 01:30:38,150
...these guys are gonna take your balls.

1344
01:30:39,000 --> 01:30:42,629
They'll send one to the <i>New York Times</i>
and one to the <i>LA Times.</i>

1345
01:30:42,720 --> 01:30:44,392
Look.

1346
01:30:44,480 --> 01:30:47,438
The people you are after
are the people you depend on.

1347
01:30:47,520 --> 01:30:50,956
We cook your meals. We haul your trash.
We connect your calls.

1348
01:30:51,040 --> 01:30:54,635
We drive your ambulances.
We guard you while you sleep.

1349
01:30:58,880 --> 01:31:01,553
Do not fuck with us.

1350
01:31:08,680 --> 01:31:10,716
Ball check!

1351
01:31:24,480 --> 01:31:26,471
Bob, you're this way.

1352
01:31:27,520 --> 01:31:29,750
Let's go.

1353
01:31:29,840 --> 01:31:32,912
<i>I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.</i>

1354
01:31:33,960 --> 01:31:35,951
Hey!

1355
01:31:49,840 --> 01:31:51,068
Yeah!

1356
01:32:21,520 --> 01:32:24,193
<i>I felt like putting a bullet in every panda...</i>

1357
01:32:24,280 --> 01:32:28,034
<i>... that wouldn't screw to save its species.</i>

1358
01:32:29,200 --> 01:32:31,555
<i>I wanted to open the dump valves</i>
<i>on oil tankers...</i>

1359
01:32:31,640 --> 01:32:35,599
<i>... and smother all those French beaches</i>
<i>I'd never see.</i>

1360
01:32:38,320 --> 01:32:40,709
<i>I wanted to breathe smoke.</i>

1361
01:32:56,520 --> 01:32:58,556
Where did you go, psycho boy?

1362
01:33:00,240 --> 01:33:03,038
I felt like destroying something beautiful.

1363
01:33:06,400 --> 01:33:08,391
Get him to a fucking hospital.

1364
01:33:08,480 --> 01:33:10,471
Yeah.

1365
01:33:20,800 --> 01:33:23,758
Don't worry, Mr. Durden.
Airport parking. Long term.

1366
01:33:25,200 --> 01:33:27,191
After you, Mr. Durden.

1367
01:33:28,120 --> 01:33:30,111
After you.

1368
01:33:47,200 --> 01:33:49,668
- Something on your mind, dear?
- No.

1369
01:33:49,760 --> 01:33:52,877
Yeah, why wasn't I told
about Project Mayhem?

1370
01:33:52,960 --> 01:33:55,838
First rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not ask questions.

1371
01:33:55,920 --> 01:33:58,195
Why didn't you include me in the beginning?

1372
01:33:58,280 --> 01:34:03,274
Fight Club was the beginning. Now it's left
the basements and it's Project Mayhem.

1373
01:34:03,360 --> 01:34:07,558
We started Fight Club together. Remember?
It's as much mine as it is yours.

1374
01:34:07,640 --> 01:34:11,713
- Is this about you and me?
- Yeah. Weren't we doing this together?

1375
01:34:11,800 --> 01:34:15,110
This does not belong to us.
We are not special.

1376
01:34:15,200 --> 01:34:17,509
Fuck that. You should have told me.

1377
01:34:18,320 --> 01:34:20,231
Hey, Tyler!

1378
01:34:22,000 --> 01:34:24,389
- Goddamn it, Tyler!
- What do you want?!

1379
01:34:24,480 --> 01:34:26,835
A statement of purpose?
Should I e-mail you?

1380
01:34:26,920 --> 01:34:29,480
- Oh...
- You decide your level of involvement!

1381
01:34:29,560 --> 01:34:32,120
I will! I wanna know certain things first!

1382
01:34:32,200 --> 01:34:34,714
- The first rule of Project Mayhem...
- Shut up!

1383
01:34:36,400 --> 01:34:39,995
- I wanna know what you're thinking.
- Fuck what you know!

1384
01:34:40,080 --> 01:34:43,390
Forget about what you think you know
about life, friendship...

1385
01:34:43,480 --> 01:34:45,471
...and especially about you and me.

1386
01:34:46,600 --> 01:34:48,670
What is that supposed to mean?

1387
01:34:51,920 --> 01:34:53,990
What are you doing?

1388
01:34:54,880 --> 01:34:57,474
What do you wish you'd done
before you died?

1389
01:34:57,560 --> 01:35:00,313
- Paint a self-portrait.
- Build a house.

1390
01:35:00,400 --> 01:35:02,675
- And you?
- I don't know. Nothing.

1391
01:35:02,760 --> 01:35:05,069
- Get in the right lane.
- You have to know!

1392
01:35:05,160 --> 01:35:08,072
If you died now,
how would you feel about your life?

1393
01:35:08,160 --> 01:35:11,675
I don't know! Nothing good.
Is that what you want to hear?

1394
01:35:11,760 --> 01:35:13,955
- Come on!
- Not good enough.

1395
01:35:14,040 --> 01:35:16,395
Stop fucking around! Tyler!

1396
01:35:17,600 --> 01:35:19,750
Jesus Christ!

1397
01:35:20,480 --> 01:35:22,471
Goddamn it! Goddamn it! Fuck you!

1398
01:35:22,560 --> 01:35:24,551
Fuck Fight Club. Fuck Marla!

1399
01:35:24,640 --> 01:35:27,200
I am sick of all your shit!

1400
01:35:27,280 --> 01:35:29,111
OK, man.

1401
01:35:30,840 --> 01:35:33,274
- Quit screwing around. Steer!
- Look at you!

1402
01:35:33,360 --> 01:35:35,999
- Steer!
- Look at you. You're fucking pathetic!

1403
01:35:36,080 --> 01:35:40,995
- Why? Why? What are you talking about?
- Why do you think I blew up your condo?

1404
01:35:41,600 --> 01:35:43,079
What?

1405
01:35:43,160 --> 01:35:46,914
Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat.
It's not a goddamned seminar.

1406
01:35:47,000 --> 01:35:50,549
Stop trying to control everything
and just let go!

1407
01:35:52,200 --> 01:35:53,997
Let go!

1408
01:35:54,080 --> 01:35:56,071
All right. Fine.

1409
01:35:56,920 --> 01:35:58,751
Fine.

1410
01:36:54,720 --> 01:36:57,109
<i>I'd never been in a car accident.</i>

1411
01:36:57,200 --> 01:37:00,476
<i>This must have been</i>
<i>what all those people felt like...</i>

1412
01:37:00,560 --> 01:37:03,632
<i>... before I filed them</i>
<i>as statistics in my reports.</i>

1413
01:37:03,720 --> 01:37:05,711
Goddamn!

1414
01:37:09,080 --> 01:37:12,117
We've just had a near-life experience!

1415
01:37:15,800 --> 01:37:17,711
In the world I see...

1416
01:37:17,800 --> 01:37:21,509
...you're stalking elk
through the Grand Canyon forests...

1417
01:37:21,600 --> 01:37:24,478
...around the ruins of Rockefeller Center.

1418
01:37:26,400 --> 01:37:30,598
You'll wear leather clothes
that will last you the rest of your life.

1419
01:37:30,680 --> 01:37:35,037
You'll climb the thick kudzu vines
that wrap the Sears Tower.

1420
01:37:35,120 --> 01:37:39,511
And when you look down,
you'll see tiny figures pounding corn...

1421
01:37:39,600 --> 01:37:42,990
...laying strips of venison
in the empty car-pool lane...

1422
01:37:43,080 --> 01:37:45,275
...of some abandoned superhighway.

1423
01:37:58,160 --> 01:38:00,310
Feel better, champ.

1424
01:38:16,960 --> 01:38:18,678
<i>And then...</i>

1425
01:38:18,760 --> 01:38:20,239
Tyler?

1426
01:38:20,320 --> 01:38:22,311
<i>... Tyler was gone.</i>

1427
01:38:29,440 --> 01:38:31,396
<i>Was I asleep?</i>

1428
01:38:32,440 --> 01:38:34,396
<i>Had I slept?</i>

1429
01:38:34,480 --> 01:38:37,392
You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake...

1430
01:38:37,480 --> 01:38:39,835
<i>The house had become a living thing.</i>

1431
01:38:39,920 --> 01:38:44,357
<i>Wet inside from so many people</i>
<i>sweating and breathing.</i>

1432
01:38:44,840 --> 01:38:47,308
<i>So many people moving, the house moved.</i>

1433
01:38:50,080 --> 01:38:52,071
<i>Planet Tyler.</i>

1434
01:38:52,160 --> 01:38:54,151
<i>I had to hug the walls.</i>

1435
01:38:54,240 --> 01:38:57,232
<i>Trapped inside</i>
<i>this clockwork of space monkeys.</i>

1436
01:38:57,320 --> 01:39:00,949
You shouldn't be smoking in here!
You know how much ether is here!

1437
01:39:01,040 --> 01:39:03,429
<i>Cooking and working and sleeping in teams.</i>

1438
01:39:05,600 --> 01:39:07,591
Hang on a second.

1439
01:39:25,720 --> 01:39:28,314
It's under control, sir.

1440
01:39:30,680 --> 01:39:32,432
Where's Tyler?

1441
01:39:32,520 --> 01:39:35,398
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not...

1442
01:39:35,480 --> 01:39:37,357
Right... OK.

1443
01:39:39,680 --> 01:39:41,671
<i>I'm all alone.</i>

1444
01:39:41,840 --> 01:39:45,355
<i>My father dumped me. Tyler dumped me.</i>

1445
01:39:45,440 --> 01:39:47,590
<i>I am Jack's broken heart.</i>

1446
01:39:51,640 --> 01:39:55,269
<i>What comes next in Project Mayhem</i>
<i>only Tyler knows.</i>

1447
01:39:56,160 --> 01:39:59,232
<i>The second rule is you do not ask questions.</i>

1448
01:40:01,920 --> 01:40:04,514
Get the fuck away from me!
Get the fuck away!

1449
01:40:04,880 --> 01:40:06,871
Who are all these people?

1450
01:40:11,920 --> 01:40:14,115
The Paper Street Soap Company.

1451
01:40:15,600 --> 01:40:17,591
Can I come in?

1452
01:40:20,600 --> 01:40:22,591
He's not here.

1453
01:40:22,680 --> 01:40:24,796
What?

1454
01:40:25,800 --> 01:40:29,236
Tyler isn't here.

1455
01:40:29,320 --> 01:40:31,311
Tyler went away.

1456
01:40:31,720 --> 01:40:33,711
Tyler's gone.

1457
01:40:50,040 --> 01:40:51,678
Get some help!

1458
01:41:02,440 --> 01:41:07,116
Two gunshot wounds coming through!
Make some fucking room!

1459
01:41:07,200 --> 01:41:09,509
What happened? What happened?

1460
01:41:09,600 --> 01:41:12,353
We were on assignment. We were supposed
to kill two birds with one stone.

1461
01:41:13,600 --> 01:41:15,591
Destroy a piece of corporate art...

1462
01:41:15,680 --> 01:41:18,069
Operation Latte Thunder. Go!

1463
01:41:18,760 --> 01:41:21,797
...and trash a franchise coffee bar.

1464
01:41:27,960 --> 01:41:30,190
We had it all worked out, sir.

1465
01:41:38,040 --> 01:41:41,191
- It went smooth until...
- Police! Freeze!

1466
01:41:41,280 --> 01:41:43,919
- What?
- They shot Bob.

1467
01:41:45,360 --> 01:41:47,669
- They shot him in the head.
- Fucking pigs!

1468
01:41:52,840 --> 01:41:54,796
Oh, God!

1469
01:41:54,880 --> 01:41:57,997
- Those motherfuckers!
- You morons.

1470
01:41:58,080 --> 01:42:02,039
You're running around in ski masks
trying to blow things up?

1471
01:42:02,120 --> 01:42:04,680
What did you think was gonna happen?!

1472
01:42:06,400 --> 01:42:10,552
OK, quick! Get rid of the evidence.
We gotta get rid of this body!

1473
01:42:10,640 --> 01:42:13,393
- Bury him.
- What?

1474
01:42:13,480 --> 01:42:15,630
Take him to the garden and bury him.

1475
01:42:15,720 --> 01:42:18,473
- Come on, people, let's go!
- Get the fuck off!

1476
01:42:18,560 --> 01:42:21,677
Get away from him!
What are you talking about?

1477
01:42:21,760 --> 01:42:24,228
This isn't fucking evidence.
This is a person.

1478
01:42:24,320 --> 01:42:27,392
He's my friend
and you're not burying him in the garden!

1479
01:42:27,480 --> 01:42:30,358
He was killed serving Project Mayhem, sir.

1480
01:42:30,440 --> 01:42:32,396
- This is Bob.
- Sir, in...

1481
01:42:32,480 --> 01:42:34,471
In Project Mayhem, we have no names.

1482
01:42:34,560 --> 01:42:36,471
Now, you listen to me.

1483
01:42:36,560 --> 01:42:40,917
This is a man and he has a name,
and it's Robert Paulsen, OK?

1484
01:42:41,000 --> 01:42:42,831
- Robert Paulsen.
- He's a man...

1485
01:42:42,920 --> 01:42:45,639
...and he's dead now because of us.
Do you understand that?

1486
01:42:46,280 --> 01:42:48,475
I understand.

1487
01:42:50,640 --> 01:42:53,837
In death, a member of Project Mayhem...

1488
01:42:53,920 --> 01:42:55,911
...has a name.

1489
01:42:56,040 --> 01:42:58,838
<i>His</i> name is Robert Paulsen.

1490
01:42:59,280 --> 01:43:01,271
His name is Robert Paulsen.

1491
01:43:02,040 --> 01:43:04,600
His name... is Robert Paulsen.

1492
01:43:04,680 --> 01:43:08,355
His name is Robert Paulsen.

1493
01:43:08,440 --> 01:43:11,398
Come on, guys. Please. Stop it.

1494
01:43:11,480 --> 01:43:13,948
His name is Robert Paulsen.

1495
01:43:14,040 --> 01:43:16,998
Shut up! This is all over with!

1496
01:43:20,120 --> 01:43:22,509
Get the fuck out of here.

1497
01:43:50,080 --> 01:43:54,312
- Tyler?
- No, this is Detective Stern of the Arson Unit.

1498
01:43:54,400 --> 01:43:55,913
I need to see you...

1499
01:44:00,240 --> 01:44:04,119
<i>I went to all the cities</i>
<i>on Tyler's used ticket stubs, barhopping.</i>

1500
01:44:04,200 --> 01:44:08,751
<i>I didn't know how or why, but I could look</i>
<i>at 50 different bars, and somehow I just knew.</i>

1501
01:44:08,840 --> 01:44:13,231
I'm looking for Tyler Durden.
It's <i>very</i> important that I talk to him.

1502
01:44:13,320 --> 01:44:14,912
I wish I could help you...

1503
01:44:15,000 --> 01:44:17,195
...sir.

1504
01:44:22,280 --> 01:44:24,271
<i>Every city I went to...</i>

1505
01:44:25,280 --> 01:44:27,589
<i>... as soon as I set foot off the plane...</i>

1506
01:44:28,160 --> 01:44:30,355
<i>... I knew a Fight Club was close.</i>

1507
01:44:30,440 --> 01:44:32,032
Hey! Hey!

1508
01:44:33,080 --> 01:44:34,593
Taxi!

1509
01:44:34,680 --> 01:44:36,671
Look at my face. I'm a member.

1510
01:44:36,760 --> 01:44:39,194
Now, I just need to know if you've seen Tyler.

1511
01:44:39,280 --> 01:44:42,829
I'm not exposed to bespeak
any such information to you...

1512
01:44:42,920 --> 01:44:47,436
...nor would I, even if I had
said information at this juncture... be able.

1513
01:44:48,080 --> 01:44:51,629
- You're a moron.
- I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

1514
01:44:52,920 --> 01:44:57,755
<i>Tyler had been busy...</i>
<i>setting up franchises all over the country.</i>

1515
01:45:00,400 --> 01:45:04,678
<i>Was I asleep? Had I slept?</i>

1516
01:45:04,760 --> 01:45:06,910
<i>Is Tyler my bad dream, or am I Tyler's?</i>

1517
01:45:08,240 --> 01:45:11,198
- We've just heard the stories.
- What kind of stories?

1518
01:45:11,280 --> 01:45:15,353
- Nobody knows what he looks like.
- He has plastic surgery every three years.

1519
01:45:15,440 --> 01:45:18,352
That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.

1520
01:45:18,440 --> 01:45:22,319
- Is it true about Fight Club in Miami?
- Is Mr. Durden building an army?

1521
01:45:22,400 --> 01:45:25,358
<i>I was living in a state of perpetual déjà vu.</i>

1522
01:45:26,120 --> 01:45:28,111
<i>Everywhere I went...</i>

1523
01:45:28,200 --> 01:45:30,077
<i>... I felt I'd already been there.</i>

1524
01:45:30,160 --> 01:45:32,958
<i>It was like following an invisible man.</i>

1525
01:45:34,000 --> 01:45:35,991
<i>The smell of dried blood...</i>

1526
01:45:36,080 --> 01:45:39,470
<i>... dirty, bare footprints circling each other.</i>

1527
01:45:40,280 --> 01:45:43,352
<i>That aroma of old sweat, like fried chicken.</i>

1528
01:45:43,440 --> 01:45:46,830
<i>The feel of a floor still warm</i>
<i>from a fight the night before.</i>

1529
01:45:47,680 --> 01:45:50,478
<i>I was always just one step behind Tyler.</i>

1530
01:45:53,280 --> 01:45:56,272
His name is Robert Paulsen...

1531
01:46:00,720 --> 01:46:02,711
Welcome back, sir.

1532
01:46:03,640 --> 01:46:05,631
How have you been?

1533
01:46:05,720 --> 01:46:07,790
Do you know me?

1534
01:46:07,880 --> 01:46:10,189
Is this a test, sir?

1535
01:46:10,280 --> 01:46:12,077
No. This is not a test.

1536
01:46:12,160 --> 01:46:14,276
You were in here last Thursday.

1537
01:46:14,840 --> 01:46:17,035
Thursday?

1538
01:46:17,120 --> 01:46:20,908
You were standing where you are now,
asking how good security is.

1539
01:46:21,560 --> 01:46:23,551
It's tight as a drum, sir.

1540
01:46:26,120 --> 01:46:28,190
Who do you think I am?

1541
01:46:28,280 --> 01:46:30,714
Are you sure this isn't a test?

1542
01:46:30,800 --> 01:46:32,631
No, this is not a test.

1543
01:46:32,720 --> 01:46:34,711
You're Mr. Durden.

1544
01:46:36,000 --> 01:46:38,560
You're the one who gave me this.

1545
01:46:38,640 --> 01:46:42,679
<i>Please return your seat backs</i>
<i>to their full upright and locked position.</i>

1546
01:46:53,640 --> 01:46:55,631
- Yeah?
<i>- Marla, it's me.</i>

1547
01:46:55,720 --> 01:46:57,597
- Have we ever done it?
<i>- Done what?</i>

1548
01:46:57,680 --> 01:46:58,999
Had sex?

1549
01:46:59,080 --> 01:47:01,150
What kind of stupid question is that?

1550
01:47:01,240 --> 01:47:03,515
Stupid because it's yes
or because it's no?

1551
01:47:03,600 --> 01:47:06,068
- Is this a trick?
<i>- No. I need to know...</i>

1552
01:47:06,160 --> 01:47:09,869
You wanna know if I think
we were just having sex or making love?

1553
01:47:09,960 --> 01:47:13,236
- We <i>did</i> make love?
<i>- Is that what you're calling it?</i>

1554
01:47:13,320 --> 01:47:16,039
Just answer the question!
Did we do it or not?!

1555
01:47:16,120 --> 01:47:18,918
You fuck me, then snub me.
You love me, you hate me.

1556
01:47:19,000 --> 01:47:21,753
You're sensitive,
then you turn into an asshole.

1557
01:47:21,840 --> 01:47:24,400
Does that describe our relationship, Tyler?

1558
01:47:24,480 --> 01:47:26,471
<i> We just lost cabin pressure.</i>

1559
01:47:26,560 --> 01:47:27,993
What did you just say?

1560
01:47:28,080 --> 01:47:30,310
- What is wrong with you?
- Say my name!

1561
01:47:30,400 --> 01:47:33,915
Tyler Durden!
You fucking freak! What's going on?

1562
01:47:34,000 --> 01:47:35,991
- I'm coming over!
- I'm not there!

1563
01:47:36,080 --> 01:47:38,753
You broke your promise.

1564
01:47:38,840 --> 01:47:40,717
Jesus, Tyler.

1565
01:47:40,800 --> 01:47:44,110
- You fucking talked to her about me.
- What the fuck is going on?

1566
01:47:44,200 --> 01:47:47,510
I asked you for one thing. One simple thing.

1567
01:47:47,600 --> 01:47:49,830
Why do people think that I'm you?

1568
01:47:50,360 --> 01:47:52,351
Answer me!

1569
01:47:54,640 --> 01:47:56,392
Sit.

1570
01:47:59,080 --> 01:48:01,674
Answer me. Why do people think I'm you?

1571
01:48:01,760 --> 01:48:03,830
I think you know.

1572
01:48:03,960 --> 01:48:06,428
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.

1573
01:48:06,520 --> 01:48:09,159
Why would anyone
possibly confuse you with me?

1574
01:48:09,240 --> 01:48:11,913
I... I don't know.

1575
01:48:16,480 --> 01:48:19,233
- You got it.
- No.

1576
01:48:19,320 --> 01:48:21,356
- Do not fuck with us!
- Say it.

1577
01:48:22,680 --> 01:48:24,636
Because...

1578
01:48:25,920 --> 01:48:27,035
Say it!

1579
01:48:28,640 --> 01:48:30,596
Because we're the same person.

1580
01:48:30,680 --> 01:48:32,716
That's right.

1581
01:48:32,800 --> 01:48:34,870
<i>We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap.</i>

1582
01:48:34,960 --> 01:48:38,509
- I don't understand this.
- You wanted a way to change your life.

1583
01:48:38,600 --> 01:48:40,591
You could not do this on your own.

1584
01:48:40,680 --> 01:48:42,671
All the ways you wish you could be...

1585
01:48:42,760 --> 01:48:44,557
...that's me.

1586
01:48:44,640 --> 01:48:47,677
I look like you wanna look,
I fuck like you wanna fuck.

1587
01:48:47,760 --> 01:48:49,990
I am smart, capable and, most importantly...

1588
01:48:50,080 --> 01:48:52,719
...I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

1589
01:48:52,800 --> 01:48:53,755
Oh, no.

1590
01:48:53,840 --> 01:48:56,638
- Tyler's not here. Tyler went away.
- What?

1591
01:48:56,720 --> 01:48:58,950
This isn't possible. This is crazy.

1592
01:48:59,040 --> 01:49:00,996
People do it every day.

1593
01:49:01,080 --> 01:49:04,470
They talk to themselves.
They see themselves as they'd like to be.

1594
01:49:04,560 --> 01:49:07,677
They don't have the courage you have
to just run with it.

1595
01:49:11,320 --> 01:49:14,551
You still wrestle with it,
so sometimes you're still you.

1596
01:49:14,640 --> 01:49:19,156
- We should do this again sometime.
- At times, you imagine you're watching me.

1597
01:49:19,240 --> 01:49:21,629
If this is your first time, you have to fight.

1598
01:49:21,720 --> 01:49:25,918
Little by little,
you're just letting yourself become...

1599
01:49:26,720 --> 01:49:28,551
...Tyler Durden.

1600
01:49:28,640 --> 01:49:31,313
You are not your job
or how much money you have!

1601
01:49:31,400 --> 01:49:33,709
- No. You have a house.
- Rented in your name.

1602
01:49:33,800 --> 01:49:37,270
- You have jobs, a life.
- You work nights because you can't sleep.

1603
01:49:37,360 --> 01:49:39,078
Or you stay up and make soap.

1604
01:49:39,160 --> 01:49:43,915
- You're fucking Marla, Tyler.
- Technically, you are. It's all the same to her.

1605
01:49:45,560 --> 01:49:47,516
Oh, my God.

1606
01:49:48,480 --> 01:49:50,471
Now you see our dilemma.

1607
01:49:50,560 --> 01:49:52,755
She knows too much.

1608
01:49:52,840 --> 01:49:57,755
I think we're gonna have to talk about
how this might compromise our goals.

1609
01:49:57,840 --> 01:49:59,876
What... What are you saying?

1610
01:50:00,800 --> 01:50:04,873
This is bullshit. This is bullshit,
I'm not listening to this!

1611
01:50:04,960 --> 01:50:07,520
- You are insane!
- No. You're insane.

1612
01:50:07,600 --> 01:50:10,239
We simply do not have time for this crap.

1613
01:50:11,640 --> 01:50:13,756
<i>It's called a changeover.</i>

1614
01:50:13,840 --> 01:50:15,831
<i>The movie goes on...</i>

1615
01:50:15,920 --> 01:50:18,912
<i>... and nobody in the audience has any idea.</i>

1616
01:50:31,360 --> 01:50:34,875
- Sir! Are you checking out?
- Yeah. Bill me.

1617
01:50:34,960 --> 01:50:37,269
Can you initial this list of phone calls?

1618
01:50:41,520 --> 01:50:45,399
- When were these made?
- Between 2.00 and 3.30 this morning.

1619
01:50:51,000 --> 01:50:54,959
<i>Have I been going to bed earlier every night?</i>
<i>Have I been sleeping later?</i>

1620
01:50:55,040 --> 01:50:59,716
<i>Have I been Tyler longer and longer?</i>

1621
01:51:02,120 --> 01:51:04,429
Is anybody here?

1622
01:51:07,000 --> 01:51:08,991
<i>Déjà vu all over again.</i>

1623
01:51:10,600 --> 01:51:12,989
With enough soap,
one could blow up anything.

1624
01:51:15,240 --> 01:51:17,231
Oh, my God.

1625
01:51:20,960 --> 01:51:23,235
<i>- 1888.</i>
- Who am I calling?

1626
01:51:23,640 --> 01:51:27,155
<i>1888 Franklin. This is maintenance. Hello?</i>

1627
01:51:28,280 --> 01:51:29,838
<i>Hello?</i>

1628
01:51:29,920 --> 01:51:31,911
1888 Franklin Street?

1629
01:51:32,000 --> 01:51:33,991
<i>Yes. Can I help you?</i>

1630
01:51:36,360 --> 01:51:38,828
<i>- Hello?</i>
- Yeah, yeah.

1631
01:51:38,920 --> 01:51:41,354
I need to talk to your supervisor right away.

1632
01:51:41,440 --> 01:51:43,431
<i>- Speaking.</i>
- OK, listen to me.

1633
01:51:43,520 --> 01:51:46,557
Something terrible
is about to happen to your building.

1634
01:51:46,640 --> 01:51:48,631
<i>It's under control, sir.</i>

1635
01:51:49,080 --> 01:51:52,470
- Excuse me?
<i>- Don't worry about us, sir. We're solid.</i>

1636
01:51:56,560 --> 01:51:57,834
<i> 2160.</i>

1637
01:52:05,160 --> 01:52:07,549
Marla! Marla! Hey, wait!

1638
01:52:09,200 --> 01:52:11,873
Wait! I gotta talk to you! Marla! Marla!

1639
01:52:11,960 --> 01:52:15,953
Your bald freaks hit me with a fucking broom!
They almost broke my arm!

1640
01:52:16,040 --> 01:52:18,679
They were burning their fingertips with lye.

1641
01:52:18,760 --> 01:52:22,548
This needs a tremendous act of faith
on your part, but hear me out.

1642
01:52:22,640 --> 01:52:26,428
- Here comes an avalanche of bullshit.
- A little more faith than that.

1643
01:52:29,520 --> 01:52:31,988
I don't wanna hear
anything you have to say.

1644
01:52:32,080 --> 01:52:34,116
You have every right to be...

1645
01:52:34,680 --> 01:52:36,477
I'll just have a coffee, thanks.

1646
01:52:36,560 --> 01:52:39,393
Sir. Anything you order is free of charge, sir.

1647
01:52:39,480 --> 01:52:41,436
Why is it free of charge?

1648
01:52:41,520 --> 01:52:43,476
- Don't ask.
- Whatever.

1649
01:52:43,560 --> 01:52:48,839
Er... I'll have the clam chowder, fried chicken
and baked potato and a chocolate chiffon pie.

1650
01:52:48,920 --> 01:52:50,911
Clean food, please.

1651
01:52:51,000 --> 01:52:53,912
In that case,
may I advise against the clam chowder.

1652
01:52:54,000 --> 01:52:55,991
No clam chowder. Thank you.

1653
01:52:57,400 --> 01:52:59,550
You got about 30 seconds.

1654
01:53:02,120 --> 01:53:04,554
I know I've been acting very strange, OK?

1655
01:53:04,640 --> 01:53:07,916
- I know it seems there's two sides to me...
- Two sides?

1656
01:53:08,000 --> 01:53:12,835
- You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass.
- I know. But I realized something important.

1657
01:53:12,920 --> 01:53:16,833
- What?
- The nature of our relationship wasn't clear...

1658
01:53:16,920 --> 01:53:19,195
...to me for reasons I won't go into.

1659
01:53:19,280 --> 01:53:21,748
- I know I haven't treated you well.
- Whatever.

1660
01:53:21,840 --> 01:53:24,434
No, no. Fifteen seconds, please!

1661
01:53:24,520 --> 01:53:26,715
Fifteen seconds,
don't open your mouth.

1662
01:53:26,800 --> 01:53:28,791
I'm trying to tell you I'm sorry.

1663
01:53:28,880 --> 01:53:32,998
What I've come to realize
is that I really like you, Marla.

1664
01:53:33,080 --> 01:53:35,116
You do?

1665
01:53:35,200 --> 01:53:36,997
I really do.

1666
01:53:37,080 --> 01:53:41,232
I care about you and I don't want anything
bad to happen to you because of me.

1667
01:53:41,320 --> 01:53:43,959
Marla, your life is in danger.

1668
01:53:44,040 --> 01:53:45,871
What?

1669
01:53:45,960 --> 01:53:49,509
You need to leave town for a while.
Get out of any major city.

1670
01:53:49,600 --> 01:53:52,273
- Just go camping...
- You're an insane person.

1671
01:53:52,360 --> 01:53:55,670
- No. I've involved you in something terrible.
- No. Shut up!

1672
01:53:55,760 --> 01:53:58,194
- You're not safe.
- Shut up!

1673
01:53:59,920 --> 01:54:04,198
- Listen, I tried, Tyler. I really tried.
- I know you did.

1674
01:54:04,280 --> 01:54:07,192
There are things about you I like.
You're smart, funny.

1675
01:54:07,280 --> 01:54:09,157
You're spectacular in bed.

1676
01:54:09,240 --> 01:54:10,593
But...

1677
01:54:10,680 --> 01:54:12,671
...you're intolerable.

1678
01:54:12,760 --> 01:54:15,149
You have very serious emotional problems.

1679
01:54:15,240 --> 01:54:19,028
Deep-seated problems
for which you should seek professional help.

1680
01:54:19,120 --> 01:54:22,908
- I know, and I'm sorry.
- You're sorry, I'm sorry. Everyone's sorry.

1681
01:54:24,040 --> 01:54:26,031
I can't do this any more.

1682
01:54:26,120 --> 01:54:28,111
I can't.

1683
01:54:28,200 --> 01:54:30,191
And I won't.

1684
01:54:30,280 --> 01:54:32,236
I'm gone.

1685
01:54:32,320 --> 01:54:34,880
You can't leave, Marla! You're not safe!

1686
01:54:37,600 --> 01:54:40,160
- Marla, you don't understand!
- Leave me alone!

1687
01:54:40,240 --> 01:54:42,674
- Marla, I am trying to protect you!
- Let go!

1688
01:54:42,760 --> 01:54:45,638
- I don't ever wanna see you again!
- That's fine...

1689
01:54:45,720 --> 01:54:47,711
Here, wait right here!

1690
01:54:51,480 --> 01:54:53,914
Hold it right there! Shut up!

1691
01:54:54,000 --> 01:54:56,036
Take this money and get on this bus.

1692
01:54:56,120 --> 01:54:58,190
I promise I won't bother you again.

1693
01:54:58,280 --> 01:54:59,679
Shut up!

1694
01:54:59,760 --> 01:55:02,832
Please get on the bus. Please get on the bus.

1695
01:55:03,960 --> 01:55:05,951
Why are you doing this?

1696
01:55:06,040 --> 01:55:09,953
They think you're a threat.
I can't explain it now, just trust me!

1697
01:55:10,040 --> 01:55:14,238
- If I know where you are, you won't be safe.
- I'll keep this, it's asshole tax.

1698
01:55:14,320 --> 01:55:18,518
- Fine. Remember, stay out of major cities.
- Tyler.

1699
01:55:20,000 --> 01:55:22,719
You're the worst thing
that ever happened to me.

1700
01:55:37,120 --> 01:55:39,680
Hello. I need you to arrest me.

1701
01:55:39,760 --> 01:55:42,399
I am the leader of a terrorist organization...

1702
01:55:42,480 --> 01:55:47,235
...responsible for numerous acts
of vandalism and assault all over this city.

1703
01:55:47,320 --> 01:55:51,029
In the metropolitan area,
we had probably 200 members.

1704
01:55:51,120 --> 01:55:54,795
Chapters have sprung up
in five or six other major cities already.

1705
01:55:54,920 --> 01:55:57,832
This is a tightly-regimented organization...

1706
01:55:57,920 --> 01:56:03,313
...with many cells capable of operating
independent of central leadership.

1707
01:56:03,400 --> 01:56:07,109
Go to the house, OK? 1537 Paper Street.

1708
01:56:07,200 --> 01:56:09,031
That's our headquarters.

1709
01:56:09,120 --> 01:56:11,588
In the back, buried in the garden...

1710
01:56:11,680 --> 01:56:14,592
...you'll find the body of Robert Paulsen.

1711
01:56:14,680 --> 01:56:17,877
In the basement,
you're gonna find some bathtubs...

1712
01:56:17,960 --> 01:56:23,080
...that have been used very recently
to make large quantities of nitroglycerin.

1713
01:56:23,160 --> 01:56:25,116
I believe the plan is to blow up...

1714
01:56:25,200 --> 01:56:28,158
...the headquarters
of these credit card companies...

1715
01:56:28,240 --> 01:56:30,231
...and the TRW building.

1716
01:56:31,160 --> 01:56:34,357
Why these buildings?
Why credit card companies?

1717
01:56:34,440 --> 01:56:37,910
If you erase the debt record,
then we all go back to zero.

1718
01:56:38,720 --> 01:56:40,711
You'll create total chaos.

1719
01:56:42,240 --> 01:56:45,357
Keep him talking. I need to make a phone call.

1720
01:56:55,480 --> 01:56:57,630
I really admire what you're doing.

1721
01:56:58,080 --> 01:57:00,071
What?

1722
01:57:00,160 --> 01:57:02,116
You're a brave man to order this.

1723
01:57:02,200 --> 01:57:03,918
You're a genius, sir.

1724
01:57:04,000 --> 01:57:08,551
You said if anyone ever interferes
with Project Mayhem, even you...

1725
01:57:08,640 --> 01:57:10,870
...we gotta get his balls.

1726
01:57:12,240 --> 01:57:15,277
- Don't fight.
- It's a powerful gesture, Mr. Durden.

1727
01:57:15,360 --> 01:57:18,272
- It will set an example.
- You're making a big mistake!

1728
01:57:18,360 --> 01:57:21,079
- You said you'd say that.
- I'm not Tyler Durden!

1729
01:57:21,160 --> 01:57:24,869
- You told us you'd say that too.
- All right. I am Tyler Durden.

1730
01:57:24,960 --> 01:57:27,554
Listen to me. I'm giving you a direct order.

1731
01:57:27,640 --> 01:57:31,633
- We're aborting this mission now.
- You said you would definitely say that.

1732
01:57:37,520 --> 01:57:40,910
Are you fucking out of your minds?
You're police officers!

1733
01:57:41,720 --> 01:57:43,711
Is somebody timing this?

1734
01:57:43,880 --> 01:57:46,713
Keep your mouth shut.

1735
01:57:46,800 --> 01:57:48,791
Shit!

1736
01:57:51,320 --> 01:57:53,993
- Some of this information checks out.
- Uh-huh.

1737
01:57:54,080 --> 01:57:57,231
- Let's go to that house on Paper Street.
- Be right there.

1738
01:57:57,920 --> 01:57:59,638
Hey, wait!

1739
01:58:00,280 --> 01:58:02,714
- I got him.
- Sir, we have to do this.

1740
01:58:02,800 --> 01:58:05,189
- Stop fighting!
- Where's the rubber band?

1741
01:58:05,280 --> 01:58:07,669
Get away from me! Drop that fucking knife!

1742
01:58:11,080 --> 01:58:14,356
Back up. Face down on the floor right now!

1743
01:58:15,560 --> 01:58:17,516
Get down on the floor!

1744
01:58:22,080 --> 01:58:24,833
The first person
that comes out of this door...

1745
01:58:24,920 --> 01:58:26,797
...gets a lead salad! Understand?

1746
01:58:50,160 --> 01:58:52,628
Get away! Stay away!

1747
01:59:05,040 --> 01:59:07,031
<i>I ran.</i>

1748
01:59:07,560 --> 01:59:11,553
<i>I ran until my muscles burned</i>
<i>and my veins pumped battery acid.</i>

1749
01:59:14,080 --> 01:59:16,071
<i>Then I ran some more.</i>

1750
01:59:55,080 --> 01:59:57,310
What the fuck are you doing?

1751
01:59:57,400 --> 02:00:00,233
Running around in your underpants!
You look crazy!

1752
02:00:00,320 --> 02:00:03,312
No. I'm onto you.
I know what's going on here.

1753
02:00:03,400 --> 02:00:08,110
Come on, then. I got us a great place
to watch from. It'll be like pay-per-view.

1754
02:00:54,120 --> 02:00:56,680
- Oh, Christ.
- Now what are you doing?

1755
02:00:56,760 --> 02:00:59,991
- I'm stopping this.
- Why?

1756
02:01:00,080 --> 02:01:03,311
- The greatest thing you've ever done.
- I can't let this happen.

1757
02:01:03,400 --> 02:01:06,517
There are 10 other bombs
in 10 other buildings.

1758
02:01:06,600 --> 02:01:08,830
Since when is Project Mayhem
about murder?

1759
02:01:08,920 --> 02:01:10,831
The buildings are empty.

1760
02:01:10,920 --> 02:01:13,639
We're not killing anyone.
We're setting 'em free!

1761
02:01:13,720 --> 02:01:16,393
Bob is dead. They shot him in the head.

1762
02:01:16,480 --> 02:01:19,711
You wanna make an omelet,
you gotta break some eggs.

1763
02:01:19,800 --> 02:01:23,236
No. I'm not listening to you.
You're not even there.

1764
02:01:29,040 --> 02:01:33,238
I wouldn't do that.
Not unless you knew which wires were what.

1765
02:01:33,320 --> 02:01:34,958
If you know, I know.

1766
02:01:40,360 --> 02:01:44,512
<i>Or</i> maybe I knew you'd know, so I spent
all day thinking about the wrong ones.

1767
02:01:52,720 --> 02:01:53,755
You think?

1768
02:01:55,680 --> 02:01:57,671
Oh, heavens, no. Not the green one.

1769
02:01:58,520 --> 02:02:01,398
Pull any one but the green one.

1770
02:02:05,920 --> 02:02:08,434
I asked you not to do that!

1771
02:02:10,200 --> 02:02:11,713
Fuck!

1772
02:02:12,600 --> 02:02:14,636
Tyler, get away from the van.

1773
02:02:16,760 --> 02:02:19,991
Tyler, I'm not kidding!
Get away from the van!

1774
02:02:20,080 --> 02:02:21,399
Goddamn it!

1775
02:02:22,560 --> 02:02:24,949
Whoa! Whoa!

1776
02:02:27,480 --> 02:02:28,799
OK.

1777
02:02:28,880 --> 02:02:32,111
You are now firing a gun
at your imaginary friend...

1778
02:02:32,200 --> 02:02:34,668
...near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!

1779
02:02:36,800 --> 02:02:38,472
Cool it, Tyler!

1780
02:02:51,160 --> 02:02:53,151
Aw, come on!

1781
02:02:53,240 --> 02:02:55,196
Don't go!

1782
02:03:31,240 --> 02:03:32,389
What?!

1783
02:04:15,760 --> 02:04:17,478
Three minutes.

1784
02:04:17,560 --> 02:04:19,755
This is it.

1785
02:04:19,840 --> 02:04:21,796
The beginning.

1786
02:04:21,880 --> 02:04:23,757
Ground zero.

1787
02:04:23,840 --> 02:04:26,035
<i>I think this is about where we came in.</i>

1788
02:04:26,120 --> 02:04:28,475
Do you have a speech for the occasion?

1789
02:04:28,560 --> 02:04:31,472
I'm sorry?

1790
02:04:31,560 --> 02:04:33,551
I still can't think of anything.

1791
02:04:35,520 --> 02:04:37,511
Ah. Flashback humor.

1792
02:04:42,400 --> 02:04:44,356
It's getting exciting now.

1793
02:04:45,840 --> 02:04:47,558
Two and a half.

1794
02:04:47,640 --> 02:04:50,108
Think of everything we've accomplished.

1795
02:04:50,200 --> 02:04:54,796
Out these windows, we will view
the collapse of financial history.

1796
02:04:54,880 --> 02:04:58,429
One step closer to economic equilibrium.

1797
02:05:11,480 --> 02:05:13,755
Why is she here?

1798
02:05:13,840 --> 02:05:15,671
Tying up loose ends.

1799
02:05:15,760 --> 02:05:18,718
Put me down, you baldheaded fuck!

1800
02:05:18,800 --> 02:05:21,792
- I beg you, please don't do this.
- I'm not doing this.

1801
02:05:21,880 --> 02:05:25,190
<i>- We</i> are doing this. This is what we want.
- No.

1802
02:05:25,280 --> 02:05:29,796
- I don't want this.
- Right. Except you is meaningless now.

1803
02:05:29,880 --> 02:05:33,714
- We have to forget about you.
- You're a voice in my head.

1804
02:05:33,800 --> 02:05:35,791
You're a voice in mine!

1805
02:05:35,880 --> 02:05:38,599
- Why can't I get rid of you?
- You need me.

1806
02:05:38,680 --> 02:05:40,671
No. I don't. I really don't any more.

1807
02:05:40,760 --> 02:05:44,878
You created me. I didn't create some
loser alter ego to make me feel better.

1808
02:05:44,960 --> 02:05:48,748
- Take some responsibility.
- I do. I am responsible for all of it...

1809
02:05:48,880 --> 02:05:50,518
...and I accept that.

1810
02:05:50,600 --> 02:05:54,479
So, please, I'm begging you,
please call this off.

1811
02:05:56,400 --> 02:05:58,516
Have I ever let us down?

1812
02:05:59,880 --> 02:06:02,110
How far have you come because of me?!

1813
02:06:07,760 --> 02:06:09,751
I will bring us through this.

1814
02:06:09,840 --> 02:06:13,469
As always, I will carry you
kicking and screaming...

1815
02:06:13,560 --> 02:06:15,869
...and in the end you will thank me.

1816
02:06:16,360 --> 02:06:18,749
Tyler. Tyler.

1817
02:06:18,840 --> 02:06:22,230
I'm grateful to you.
For everything that you've done for me.

1818
02:06:22,320 --> 02:06:24,880
But this is too much. I don't want this.

1819
02:06:24,960 --> 02:06:30,034
What do you want? Your shitjob back?
Fucking condo world, watching sitcoms?

1820
02:06:30,120 --> 02:06:32,111
Fuck you! I won't do it.

1821
02:06:32,920 --> 02:06:36,595
- This can't be happening.
- It's already done, so shut up!

1822
02:06:36,680 --> 02:06:38,238
60 seconds till CRI.

1823
02:06:38,760 --> 02:06:40,751
No.

1824
02:06:42,560 --> 02:06:45,233
I can figure this out. This isn't even real.

1825
02:06:45,320 --> 02:06:48,835
You're not real, that gun...
That gun isn't even in your hand.

1826
02:06:50,280 --> 02:06:52,271
The gun's in my hand.

1827
02:06:57,080 --> 02:06:59,435
Good for you. It doesn't change a thing.

1828
02:07:07,960 --> 02:07:10,520
Why do you wanna put a gun to your head?

1829
02:07:10,600 --> 02:07:12,591
Not my head, Tyler.

1830
02:07:13,160 --> 02:07:15,116
Our head.

1831
02:07:16,560 --> 02:07:18,551
Interesting.

1832
02:07:21,440 --> 02:07:24,000
Where are you going with this, Ikea boy?

1833
02:07:30,200 --> 02:07:33,078
Hey. It's you and me.

1834
02:07:35,680 --> 02:07:37,671
Friends?

1835
02:07:38,480 --> 02:07:40,471
Tyler...

1836
02:07:43,760 --> 02:07:46,035
...I want you to really listen to me.

1837
02:07:46,120 --> 02:07:48,475
OK.

1838
02:07:48,560 --> 02:07:50,551
My eyes are open.

1839
02:08:08,520 --> 02:08:10,476
What's that smell?

1840
02:08:29,280 --> 02:08:32,158
- Where is everybody?
- Oh, no. What's going on?

1841
02:08:32,800 --> 02:08:34,313
Mr. Durden!

1842
02:08:35,360 --> 02:08:37,112
Oh, my God!

1843
02:08:42,280 --> 02:08:45,352
Are you... Are you all right, sir?

1844
02:08:45,440 --> 02:08:49,228
- Oh, yeah, I'm OK.
- You look terrible, sir. What happened?

1845
02:08:49,320 --> 02:08:53,154
- Nothing, it's no problem.
- No, no, no, sir. He's not kidding.

1846
02:08:53,240 --> 02:08:55,879
- You look awful. You need assistance.
- I'm fine.

1847
02:08:56,000 --> 02:08:59,436
Look, I'm fine... Everything's fine.

1848
02:09:01,640 --> 02:09:03,790
Ow! Stop it!

1849
02:09:03,880 --> 02:09:06,872
- Let her go.
- Christ Almighty!

1850
02:09:06,960 --> 02:09:08,678
You!

1851
02:09:08,760 --> 02:09:10,751
Hi, Marla.

1852
02:09:11,240 --> 02:09:15,870
- Leave her with me. Meet me downstairs.
- Are you sure?

1853
02:09:15,960 --> 02:09:17,951
Yes, I'm sure.

1854
02:09:19,000 --> 02:09:22,959
You fucker! What kind of sick
fucking game are you playing at?!

1855
02:09:23,040 --> 02:09:25,634
Putting me on a... Oh, my God, your face!

1856
02:09:25,720 --> 02:09:27,153
Yeah, I know.

1857
02:09:31,720 --> 02:09:33,551
What happened?

1858
02:09:33,640 --> 02:09:35,676
- Don't ask.
- You're shot.

1859
02:09:35,760 --> 02:09:37,751
- Yes, I'm shot.
- Oh, my God.

1860
02:09:38,640 --> 02:09:41,552
- I can't believe he's standing.
- One tough motherfucker.

1861
02:09:45,200 --> 02:09:46,997
Who did this?

1862
02:09:47,080 --> 02:09:49,469
I did, actually.

1863
02:09:49,560 --> 02:09:51,551
Find some gauze.

1864
02:09:52,840 --> 02:09:54,796
You shot yourself?

1865
02:09:54,880 --> 02:09:57,440
Yes, but it's OK. Marla, look at me.

1866
02:09:57,520 --> 02:09:59,670
I'm really OK.

1867
02:09:59,760 --> 02:10:03,548
Trust me. Everything's gonna be fine.

1868
02:10:15,840 --> 02:10:19,594
You met me at a very strange time in my life.

1869
02:12:57,920 --> 02:13:00,639
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1870
02:13:01,305 --> 02:14:01,267
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