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People are always asking me
if I know Tyler Durden.

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Three minutes.

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This is it. Ground zero.

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Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion?

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With a gun barrel between your teeth,
you speak only in vowels.

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I can't think of anything.

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For a second I totally forget about
Tyler's whole controlled demolition thing

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and I wonder how clean that gun is.

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Getting exciting now.

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That old thing,
how you always hurt the one you love.

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Well, it works both ways.

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We have front row seats
for this theatre of Mass Destruction.

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The Demolitions Committee
of Project Mayhem

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wrapped the foundation columns
of a dozen buildings with blastin gelatin.

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In two minutes,
primary charges will blow base charges

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and a few blocks will be reduced
to smouldering rubble.

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I know this, because Tyler knows this.

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Two and a half.
Think of everything we've accomplished.

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Suddenly I realise that all of this:
the gun, the bombs, the revolution...

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has got something to do
with a girl named Marla Singer.

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Bob. Bob had bitch tits.

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This was a support group
for men with testicular cancer.

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The big moosie slobbering all overme,
that was Bob.

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We're still men.

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Yes, we're men.

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Men is what we are.

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Eight month ago, Bob's testicles were removed.
Then hormone therapy.

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He developed bitch tits because
his testosterone was too high

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and his body upped the estrogen.

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- That was where I fit...
- They're gonna have to open my pecs again

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..between those huge sweating tits

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that hung enormous,
the way you'd think of God's as big.

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OK, you cry now.

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No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier.

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For six months, I couldn't sleep.

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I couldn't sleep.

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With insomnia, nothing's real.

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Everything's far away.

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Everything is a copy, of a copy,

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of a copy.

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When deep space exploration ramps up,
it'll be the corporations that name everything:

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The IBM Stellar Sphere.

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The Microsoft Galaxy.

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Planet Starbucks.

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Gonna need you out-of-town a little more this week.
We've got some "red-flags" to cover.

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It must have been Tuesday.
He was wearing his "cornflower-blue" tie.

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You want me to de-prioritize my current reports
until you advise of a status upgrade?

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Make these your primary "action items".
Here are your flight coupons.

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He was full of pep.
Must've had his grande latte enema.

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Like so many others, I had become
a slave to the IKEA nesting instinct.

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Yes. I'd like to order

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the Erika Peccary dust ruffles.

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- Please hold.
- If I saw something clever,

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like coffee table in the shape of a yin and yang,
I had to have it.

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The Klipske personal office unit,

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The Hovertrekke home exer-bike.

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Or the Johannshamnh sofa
with the Strinne green stripe pattern.

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Even the Rislampa wire lamps of
environmentally-friendly unbleached paper.

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I would flip through catalogs and wonder

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"What kind of dining set
defines me as a person?"

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I had it all. Even the glass dishes
with tiny bubbles and imperfections,

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proof that they were crafted by the honest,
simple, hard-working, indigenous peoples of...

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- Please hold.
- ..wherever.

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We used to read pornography.

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Now it was the Horchow Collection.

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- No. You can't die from insomnia.
- What about narcolepsy?

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I nod off, I wake up in strange places.

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I have no idea how I got there.

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- You need to lighten up.
- Can you please just give me something?

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Red and blue Tuinal lipstick-red seconals.

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No. You need healthy, natural sleep.

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Chew some valerian root
and get some more exercise.

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Hey, come on.

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- I'm in pain.
- You wanna see pain?

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Swing by First Methodist, Tuesday nights.

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See the guys with testicular cancer.

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That's pain.

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I always wanted three kids...
two boys and a girl.

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Mindy wanted two girls and a boy.

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We never could agree on anything.

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Well, I... She...

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She had her first child last week.

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A girl.

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With... With her... With her new husband.

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Fuck!

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Thank God, you know...

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I'm glad for her.

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Because she deserves it...

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Everyone, let's thank Thomas
for sharing himself with us.

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Thank you, Thomas.

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I look around this room,
and I see a lot of courage.

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And that gives me strength.

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We give each other strength.

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It's time for the one-on-ones.

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So let's all of us follow Thomas's good example
and really open ourselves.

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Could you find a partner?

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And this is how I met the big moosie.

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His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears.

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Knees together, those awkward little steps.

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- My name is Bob.
- Bob?

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Bob had been a champion body-builder.

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You know that chest expansion program
you see on late night TV?

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That was his idea.

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I was a juicer.

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You know, using steroids?

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Diabonol and

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Wisterol.

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Oh, they use that on racehorses,
for Christsakes.

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And now I'm bankrupt.

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I'm divorced.

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My two grown kids

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won't even return my phone calls.

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Strangers with this kind of honesty
make me go a big rubbery one.

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Go ahead,... Cornelius.

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You can cry.

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And then... something happened.
I let go.

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That's really good.

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Lost in oblivion.

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Dark and silent and complete.

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I found freedom.
Losing all hope was freedom.

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It's OK.

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Babies don't sleep this well.

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I became addicted.

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If I didn't say anything

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people always assumed the worst.

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They cried harder... then I cried harder.

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Now we're going to open the green door,
the heart chakra...

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I wasn't really dying.

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I wasn't host to cancer or parasites.

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I was the warm little centre
that the life of this world crowded around.

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Imagine your pain
as a white ball of healing light.

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It moves over your body, healing you.

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Now keep this going. Remember to breathe

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and step forward
through the back door of the room.

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Where does it lead?

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To your cave.

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Step forward

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into your cave.

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That's right.

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You're going deeper into your cave.

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And you're going to find

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your power animal.

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Slide.

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Every evening I died.

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And every evening I was born again.

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Resurrected.

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Bob loved me because he thought
my testicles were removed too.

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Being there, pressed agains these tits,

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ready to cry.

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This was my vacation.

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And she

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ruined everything.

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This is cancer, right?

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This chick, Marla Singer,

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did not have testicular cancer.

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She was a liar.

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She had no diseases at all.

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I had seen her at "Free And Clear",
my blood parasites group, Thursdays.

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Then at Hope,
my bimonthly sickle cell circle.

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And again, at "Seize The Day",
my tuberculosis, Friday night.

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Marla,

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the big tourist.

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Her lie reflected my lie.

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And suddenly, I felt nothing.

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I couldn't cry. So once again,

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I couldn't sleep.

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Next group, after guided meditation,

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after we open our heart chakras,
when it's time to hug,

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I'm gonna grab that little bitch,
Marla Singer, and scream.

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Marla, you liar!
You big tourist, I need this! Now, get out!

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I hadn't slept in four days.

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We'll just let that dry...

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When you have insomnia,
you're never really asleep.

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And you're never really awake.

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To begin tonight's communion,

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Chloe would like to say a few words.

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Oh, yeah. Chloe.

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Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton
would look if you made it smile and walk around

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a party being extra nice to everybody.

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Well, I'm still here.

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But I don't know for how long.

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That's as much certainty
as anyone can give me.

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But I've got some good news.

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I no longer have any fear of death.

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But... I am in a pretty lonely place.

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No one will have sex with me.

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I'm so close to the end,
and all I want is to get laid for the last time.

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I have pornographic movies
in my apartment,

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- and lubricants and amyl nitrite.
- Thank you, Chloe.

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Everyone, let's thank Chloe.

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Thank you, Chloe.

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Now, let's ready ourselves
for guided meditation.

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You're standing at the entrance of your cave.

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You step inside your cave and you walk...

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If I did have a tumour, I'd name it Marla.

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Marla.

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The little scratch on the roof of your mouth
that would heal if you could stop tonguing it.

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But you can't.

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..deeper into your cave as you walk.

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You feel a healing energy all around you.

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Now find your power animal.

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Slide.

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OK. Let's partner up.

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Pick someone special to you tonight.

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Hey.

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- We need to talk.
- Sure.

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- I'm onto you.
- What?

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Yeah. You're a faker. You're not dying.

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Sorry?

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In the Tibetan philosophy, Sylvia Plath
sense of the word, I know we're all dying.

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- But you're not dying the way Chloe back there is dying.
- So?

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So you're a tourist.

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I've seen you. I saw you at melanoma,
I saw you at tuberculosis.

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I saw you at testicular cancer!

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I saw you practising this.

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- Practising what?
- Telling me off.

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Is it going as well as you hoped,... "Rupert"?

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I'll expose you.

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Go ahead. I'll expose you.

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Come together. Let yourselves cry.

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Oh, God. Why are you doing this?

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It's cheaper than a movie
and there's free coffee.

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Look, this is important. OK?
These are my groups.

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I've been coming here for over a year.

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- Why do you do it?
- I don't know.

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When people think you're dying, they really,
really listen to you instead of just...

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Instead of just waiting for their turn to speak.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Share yourself... completely.

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Look, you don't want to get into this.

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- It becomes an addiction.
- Really?

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I'm not kidding. I can't cry
if there's another faker person, and I need this.

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You got to find somewhere else to go.

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Candy-stripe a cancer ward.
It's not my problem.

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No, wait a second. Hold on.

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We'll split up the week, OK?

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You take lymphoma and tuberculosis.

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You take tuberculosis.
My smoking doesn't go over at all.

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OK. Good. Fine.
Testicular cancer should be no contest.

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Well, technically. I have more of a right 
to be there than you. You still have your balls.

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- You're kidding.
- I don't know. Am I?

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No. No.

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- What do you want?
- I'll take the parasites.

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You can't have both parasites.
Take the blood parasites.

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- I want brain parasites.
- I'll take the blood parasites and organic brain dementia.

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- I want that.
- You can't have the whole brain.

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So far, you have four. I only have two.

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OK. Take blood parasites. They're yours.

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Now we both have three...

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Hey! You left half your clothes.

252
00:17:09,902 --> 00:17:11,971
- What, are you selling those?
- Yes!

253
00:17:12,061 --> 00:17:14,051
I'm selling some clothes!

254
00:17:14,140 --> 00:17:16,130
So! We each have three. That's six.

255
00:17:16,219 --> 00:17:18,936
What about the seventh day?
I want ascending bowel cancer.

256
00:17:19,017 --> 00:17:21,007
The girl had done her homework.

257
00:17:21,096 --> 00:17:23,086
No. No. I want bowel cancer.

258
00:17:23,735 --> 00:17:25,725
That's your favourite too?

259
00:17:25,814 --> 00:17:29,168
- Tried to slip it by me, eh?
- Look, we're gonna split it. OK?

260
00:17:29,252 --> 00:17:31,242
Take the first and third Sunday of the month.

261
00:17:33,609 --> 00:17:35,406
Deal.

262
00:17:37,887 --> 00:17:40,116
Looks like this is goodbye.

263
00:17:40,206 --> 00:17:42,241
Let's not make a big thing out of it. OK?

264
00:17:42,325 --> 00:17:44,679
How's this for not making a big thing?

265
00:17:48,002 --> 00:17:49,753
Hey, Marla!

266
00:17:50,041 --> 00:17:52,110
Marla!

267
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,667
Maybe we should exchange numbers.

268
00:17:54,758 --> 00:17:56,589
Should we?

269
00:17:56,677 --> 00:18:00,588
- We might wanna switch nights.
- OK.

270
00:18:05,553 --> 00:18:07,986
This is how I met Marla Singer.

271
00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:13,702
Marla's philosophy of life
was that she might die at any moment.

272
00:18:13,789 --> 00:18:15,982
The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't.

273
00:18:16,067 --> 00:18:19,944
It doesn't have your name!
Who are you? Cornelius? Rupert?

274
00:18:20,025 --> 00:18:23,811
Travis? Any of the stupid names
you give each night?

275
00:18:26,662 --> 00:18:28,652
You wake up at SeaTac.

276
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:31,572
S.F.O.
L.A.X.

277
00:18:31,659 --> 00:18:33,933
You wake up at O'Hare.

278
00:18:34,018 --> 00:18:36,053
Dallas Fort Worth.

279
00:18:36,137 --> 00:18:38,013
B.W.I.

280
00:18:38,096 --> 00:18:41,723
Pacific. Mountain. Central.
Lose an hour. Gain an hour.

281
00:18:41,814 --> 00:18:45,521
The check-in for that flight
doesn't begin for another two hours, sir.

282
00:18:45,612 --> 00:18:48,761
This is your life,
and it's ending one minute at a time.

283
00:18:48,850 --> 00:18:51,727
You wake up at Air Harbor International.

284
00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:56,761
If you wake up at a different time,
in a different place,

285
00:18:56,846 --> 00:18:59,405
could you wake up as a different person?

286
00:18:59,485 --> 00:19:01,475
Everywhere I travel,

287
00:19:01,564 --> 00:19:03,713
tiny life.

288
00:19:03,803 --> 00:19:06,235
Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream.

289
00:19:06,321 --> 00:19:08,038
Single pat of butter.

290
00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:10,838
The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit.

291
00:19:10,919 --> 00:19:12,795
Shampoo-conditioner combos.

292
00:19:12,878 --> 00:19:16,585
Sample-package mouthwash.
Tiny bars of soap.

293
00:19:17,995 --> 00:19:20,383
The people I meet on each flight,

294
00:19:20,474 --> 00:19:22,509
they're single-serving friends.

295
00:19:22,593 --> 00:19:26,140
Between take off and landing,
we have our time together.

296
00:19:26,231 --> 00:19:28,380
That's all we get.

297
00:19:28,470 --> 00:19:30,300
Welcome!

298
00:19:32,308 --> 00:19:36,299
On a long enough time line,
the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

299
00:19:36,386 --> 00:19:39,979
I was a recall coordinator.
My job was to apply the formula.

300
00:19:40,064 --> 00:19:42,338
Here's where the infant went through the windshield.
Three points.

301
00:19:42,423 --> 00:19:46,334
A new car built by my company
leaves somewhere travelling at 60mph.

302
00:19:46,420 --> 00:19:48,410
The rear differential locks up.

303
00:19:49,419 --> 00:19:51,886
The teenager's braces are wrapped around
the backseat ashtray.

304
00:19:51,978 --> 00:19:54,251
Might make a good anti-smoking ad.

305
00:19:54,336 --> 00:19:57,691
The car crashes and burns
with everyone trapped inside.

306
00:19:57,775 --> 00:19:59,968
Now, should we initiate a recall?

307
00:20:00,053 --> 00:20:02,043
The father must have been huge.

308
00:20:02,132 --> 00:20:05,203
See how the fat burnt into the driver's seat
with the polyester shirt?

309
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:07,201
Very modern art.

310
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:09,677
Take the number of vehicles in the field, A.

311
00:20:09,768 --> 00:20:12,361
Multiply it by the probable rate of failure, B.

312
00:20:12,447 --> 00:20:16,074
Multiply the result by
the average out-of-court settlement, C.

313
00:20:16,165 --> 00:20:18,155
A x B x C

314
00:20:18,364 --> 00:20:20,194
equals X.

315
00:20:20,283 --> 00:20:22,750
If X is less than the cost of a recall,

316
00:20:22,842 --> 00:20:24,797
we don't do one.

317
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:27,951
Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?

318
00:20:28,039 --> 00:20:29,869
You wouldn't believe.

319
00:20:31,277 --> 00:20:33,710
Which car company do you work for?

320
00:20:33,796 --> 00:20:35,786
A major one.

321
00:20:38,194 --> 00:20:41,946
Every time the plane banked too sharply
on takeoff or landing,

322
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:45,181
I prayed for a crash or a mid-air collision.

323
00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:47,308
Anything.

324
00:20:55,824 --> 00:20:59,372
Life insurance pays off triple
if you die on a business trip.

325
00:21:02,221 --> 00:21:05,370
"If you are seated in an emergency exit row",
yeah...

326
00:21:05,459 --> 00:21:08,814
"and if you would be unable or unwilling
to perform the duties"

327
00:21:08,898 --> 00:21:13,173
listed on the safety card, please
ask a flight attendant to reseat you."

328
00:21:14,894 --> 00:21:16,849
It's a lot of responsibility.

329
00:21:16,933 --> 00:21:19,048
Wanna switch seats?

330
00:21:19,132 --> 00:21:22,441
No. I'm not sure
I'm the man for that particular job.

331
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:26,726
An exit-door procedure at 30,000ft.
Mm-hmm.

332
00:21:26,808 --> 00:21:28,798
The illusion of safety.

333
00:21:29,047 --> 00:21:31,037
Yeah. I guess so.

334
00:21:31,126 --> 00:21:33,923
You know why they
put oxygen masks on planes?

335
00:21:34,005 --> 00:21:38,359
- So you can breathe.
- Oxygen gets you high.

336
00:21:39,442 --> 00:21:42,830
In a catastrophic emergency,
you take giant panicked breaths.

337
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:45,308
Suddenly you become euphoric, docile.

338
00:21:45,399 --> 00:21:47,592
You accept your fate.

339
00:21:48,197 --> 00:21:50,152
It's all right here.

340
00:21:50,236 --> 00:21:53,272
Emergency water landing, 600mph.

341
00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:56,072
Blank faces. Calm as Hindu cows.

342
00:21:56,153 --> 00:21:58,143
That's...

343
00:21:59,311 --> 00:22:01,505
That's an interesting theory.

344
00:22:03,429 --> 00:22:05,464
- What do you do?
- What do you mean?

345
00:22:05,548 --> 00:22:07,538
What do you do for a living?

346
00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:10,662
Why? So you can pretend like
you are interested?

347
00:22:13,224 --> 00:22:14,622
OK.

348
00:22:14,703 --> 00:22:17,455
You have a kind of sick
desperation in your laugh.

349
00:22:20,580 --> 00:22:22,570
We have the exact same briefcase.

350
00:22:23,379 --> 00:22:25,289
Soap.

351
00:22:25,378 --> 00:22:28,925
- Sorry?
- I make and I sell soap.

352
00:22:29,016 --> 00:22:31,290
The yardstick of civilisation.

353
00:22:31,814 --> 00:22:33,691
And this is how I met...

354
00:22:33,773 --> 00:22:35,525
Tyler Durden.

355
00:22:35,613 --> 00:22:40,638
Did you know if you mixed equal parts of
gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate,

356
00:22:40,730 --> 00:22:43,561
- No, I did not know that. Is that true?
- That's right.

357
00:22:43,648 --> 00:22:47,321
One can make all kinds of explosives
using simple household items.

358
00:22:47,406 --> 00:22:49,760
- Really?
- If one were so inclined.

359
00:22:54,523 --> 00:22:59,389
Tyler, you are by far the most interesting
single-serving friend I have ever met.

360
00:23:01,199 --> 00:23:05,156
- Everything on a plane is single-serving...
- Oh, I get it. It's very clever.

361
00:23:05,237 --> 00:23:06,715
Thank you.

362
00:23:06,796 --> 00:23:08,831
How's it working out for you?

363
00:23:08,915 --> 00:23:11,553
- What?
- Being clever?

364
00:23:11,634 --> 00:23:13,908
Great.

365
00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:16,869
Keep it up, then. Right up.

366
00:23:17,990 --> 00:23:20,059
Now a question of etiquette.

367
00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:23,026
As I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

368
00:23:29,784 --> 00:23:32,013
How I came to live with Tyler is...

369
00:23:32,103 --> 00:23:36,174
Airlines have this policy
about vibrating luggage.

370
00:23:43,577 --> 00:23:48,012
- Was it ticking?
- Actually, throwers don't worry about ticking

371
00:23:48,095 --> 00:23:51,130
- Sorry, throwers?
- Baggage handlers.

372
00:23:51,213 --> 00:23:53,362
But when a suitcase vibrates,

373
00:23:53,452 --> 00:23:56,045
the throwers have got to call the police.

374
00:23:56,131 --> 00:23:59,485
- My suitcase was vibrating?
- Nine times out of ten

375
00:23:59,569 --> 00:24:01,559
it's an electric razor.

376
00:24:01,648 --> 00:24:03,683
But... every once in a while

377
00:24:06,485 --> 00:24:08,475
it's a dildo.

378
00:24:09,204 --> 00:24:13,115
Of course, it's company policy never to imply
ownership in the event of a dildo.

379
00:24:13,202 --> 00:24:16,909
We have to use the indefinite article,
a dildo, never

380
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,990
your dildo.

381
00:24:19,079 --> 00:24:21,069
I don't own...

382
00:24:23,636 --> 00:24:26,627
I had everything in that suitcase.
My C.K. shirts.

383
00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:29,750
My D.K.N.Y. shoes. My A.X. ties.

384
00:24:31,352 --> 00:24:33,581
Never mind.

385
00:24:35,390 --> 00:24:37,983
Hey! That's my car!

386
00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:45,942
Home was a condo on the 15th floor

387
00:24:46,025 --> 00:24:48,935
of a filing cabinet
for widows and young professionals.

388
00:24:49,023 --> 00:24:51,536
The walls were solid concrete.

389
00:24:51,622 --> 00:24:53,612
A foot of concrete is important

390
00:24:53,701 --> 00:24:57,772
when your next-door neighbour lets her hearing
aid gonad has to watch games show at full volume.

391
00:24:57,859 --> 00:25:01,566
Or when a volcanic blast of debris
that used to be your furniture and personal effects

392
00:25:01,657 --> 00:25:05,534
blows out of your floor-to-ceiling windows
and sails flaming into the night.

393
00:25:11,731 --> 00:25:13,925
I suppose these things happen.

394
00:25:26,244 --> 00:25:28,234
There's... nothing up there.

395
00:25:28,323 --> 00:25:31,552
You can't go into the unit. Police orders.

396
00:25:39,877 --> 00:25:42,309
Do you have somebody you can call?

397
00:25:42,395 --> 00:25:44,430
How embarrassing.

398
00:25:44,514 --> 00:25:47,266
A house full of condiments and no food.

399
00:25:56,308 --> 00:25:59,935
The police would later tell me that
the pilot light might have gone out

400
00:26:00,906 --> 00:26:03,737
letting out just a little bit of gas.

401
00:26:03,824 --> 00:26:05,973
That gas could have slowly filled the condo.

402
00:26:06,063 --> 00:26:09,451
17-handred square feet with high ceilings,
for days and days.

403
00:26:17,297 --> 00:26:20,924
Then the refrigerator's compressor
could have clicked on.

404
00:26:21,975 --> 00:26:23,965
Yeah?

405
00:26:26,932 --> 00:26:28,922
I can hear you breathing...

406
00:26:37,247 --> 00:26:40,999
If you ask me now,
I couldn't tell you why I called him.

407
00:27:22,463 --> 00:27:24,578
- Hello?
- Who's this?

408
00:27:26,741 --> 00:27:28,731
- Tyler?
- Who is this?

409
00:27:30,219 --> 00:27:32,334
We met... We met on the airplane.

410
00:27:32,418 --> 00:27:34,567
We had the same suitcase?

411
00:27:34,657 --> 00:27:36,647
The clever guy?

412
00:27:36,736 --> 00:27:38,965
Oh, yeah. Right.

413
00:27:40,894 --> 00:27:43,453
I called a second ago. There was no answer.

414
00:27:43,532 --> 00:27:47,523
- I'm at a payphone.
- Yeah, I *69'd you. I never pick up my phone.

415
00:27:50,209 --> 00:27:52,199
So what's up?

416
00:27:52,848 --> 00:27:54,803
Well.

417
00:27:54,887 --> 00:27:56,877
You're not gonna believe this.

418
00:27:58,924 --> 00:28:01,039
You know, it could be worse.

419
00:28:01,123 --> 00:28:04,716
A woman could cut off your penis while you sleep
and toss it out of the window of a moving car.

420
00:28:05,561 --> 00:28:08,676
There's always that. I don't know.

421
00:28:08,759 --> 00:28:11,750
When you buy furniture,
you tell yourself, that's it.

422
00:28:11,838 --> 00:28:13,828
That's the last sofa I'm gonna need.

423
00:28:13,917 --> 00:28:16,588
Whatever else happens,
I've got the sofa problem handled.

424
00:28:16,675 --> 00:28:19,984
I had it all.
I had a stereo that was very decent.

425
00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:23,462
A wardrobe that was getting very respectable.

426
00:28:23,552 --> 00:28:25,621
I was close to being complete.

427
00:28:25,711 --> 00:28:28,143
- Shit, man. Now it's all gone.
- All gone.

428
00:28:28,229 --> 00:28:30,867
All gone.

429
00:28:32,067 --> 00:28:34,022
Do you know what a duvet is?

430
00:28:34,106 --> 00:28:36,858
- A comforter.
- It's a blanket.

431
00:28:36,945 --> 00:28:40,777
Just a blanket. Why do guys
like you and I know what a duvet is?

432
00:28:40,863 --> 00:28:44,854
Is this essential to our survival
in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word?

433
00:28:44,941 --> 00:28:46,498
No.

434
00:28:46,580 --> 00:28:48,490
What are we, then?

435
00:28:48,579 --> 00:28:51,045
I don't know. Consumers.

436
00:28:51,137 --> 00:28:53,127
Right. We're consumers.

437
00:28:53,216 --> 00:28:56,366
We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession.

438
00:28:56,455 --> 00:29:00,207
Murder, crime, poverty.
These things don't concern me.

439
00:29:00,293 --> 00:29:03,567
What concerns me are celebrity magazines,

440
00:29:03,651 --> 00:29:05,641
television with 500 channels,

441
00:29:05,730 --> 00:29:08,288
some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine.

442
00:29:08,368 --> 00:29:10,358
Viagra. Olestra.

443
00:29:10,447 --> 00:29:13,165
- Martha Stewart.
- Fuck Martha Stewart.

444
00:29:13,246 --> 00:29:16,600
Martha's polishes on the brass of the Titanic.
It's all going down, man.

445
00:29:16,684 --> 00:29:20,277
So fuck off with your sofa units
and Strinne green stripe patterns.

446
00:29:20,362 --> 00:29:23,512
I say never be complete.

447
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,555
I say stop being perfect.

448
00:29:25,639 --> 00:29:27,594
I say let's evolve.

449
00:29:27,678 --> 00:29:29,872
Let the chips fall where they may.

450
00:29:31,956 --> 00:29:33,946
But that's me, and I could be wrong.

451
00:29:34,035 --> 00:29:36,025
Maybe it's a terrible tragedy.

452
00:29:36,114 --> 00:29:38,502
It's just stuff. Not a tragedy...

453
00:29:38,593 --> 00:29:42,186
You did lose a lot of versatile solutions
for modern living.

454
00:29:42,271 --> 00:29:44,737
Fuck, you're right. I don't smoke.

455
00:29:47,988 --> 00:29:51,581
My insurance is probably gonna cover it, so...

456
00:29:53,945 --> 00:29:55,980
What?

457
00:29:56,064 --> 00:29:59,054
The things you own end up owning you.

458
00:30:02,260 --> 00:30:04,250
Do what you like, man.

459
00:30:04,939 --> 00:30:07,293
Oh, it's late.

460
00:30:07,378 --> 00:30:09,970
- Hey, thanks for the beer.
- Yeah, man.

461
00:30:10,056 --> 00:30:12,046
I should find a hotel.

462
00:30:12,775 --> 00:30:14,765
What?

463
00:30:14,854 --> 00:30:16,411
What?

464
00:30:16,493 --> 00:30:18,483
- A hotel?
- Yeah.

465
00:30:18,572 --> 00:30:21,528
- Just ask, man.
- What are you talking about?

466
00:30:21,610 --> 00:30:25,203
Oh, God. Three pitchers of beer
and you still can't ask.

467
00:30:26,168 --> 00:30:27,725
What?

468
00:30:27,807 --> 00:30:30,366
You called me
because you needed a place to stay.

469
00:30:30,446 --> 00:30:33,720
- Oh, hey. No, no, no.
- Yes, you did. So just ask.

470
00:30:33,804 --> 00:30:36,271
Cut the foreplay and just ask, man.

471
00:30:38,002 --> 00:30:40,151
Would... Would that be a problem?

472
00:30:40,241 --> 00:30:42,231
Is it a problem for you to ask?

473
00:30:43,199 --> 00:30:45,348
- Can I stay at your place?
- Yeah.

474
00:30:46,677 --> 00:30:48,667
Thanks.

475
00:30:52,634 --> 00:30:55,511
- I want you to do me a favour.
- Yeah, sure.

476
00:30:55,593 --> 00:30:57,900
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

477
00:30:57,991 --> 00:30:59,867
What?

478
00:30:59,950 --> 00:31:03,623
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

479
00:31:03,708 --> 00:31:06,505
Let me tell you a little bit about Tyler Durden.

480
00:31:06,707 --> 00:31:08,936
Tyler was a night person.

481
00:31:09,026 --> 00:31:11,175
While the rest of us were sleeping, he worked.

482
00:31:11,265 --> 00:31:14,300
He had one part-time job as a projectionist.

483
00:31:14,383 --> 00:31:17,259
A movie doesn't come all on one big reel.
It comes on a few.

484
00:31:17,341 --> 00:31:20,889
So someone has to be there to switch
the projectors at the exact moment

485
00:31:20,979 --> 00:31:24,095
that one reel ends and the next one begins.

486
00:31:24,178 --> 00:31:27,930
If you look for it you can see little dots coming into
the upper right hand corner of the screen.

487
00:31:28,016 --> 00:31:30,608
In the industry, we call them cigarette burns.

488
00:31:30,694 --> 00:31:32,684
That's the cue for a changeover.

489
00:31:32,773 --> 00:31:37,322
He flips the projectors, movie keeps right on
going and nobody in the audience has any idea.

490
00:31:37,411 --> 00:31:39,560
Why would anyone want this shitjob?

491
00:31:39,650 --> 00:31:42,685
Because it affords him other
interesting opportunities.

492
00:31:42,768 --> 00:31:46,156
Like splicing single frames of pornography
into family films.

493
00:31:46,246 --> 00:31:51,034
So when the snooty cat and the courageous
dog, with the celebrity voices,

494
00:31:51,124 --> 00:31:55,161
that's when you'll catch a flash
of Tyler's contribution in the film.

495
00:32:01,758 --> 00:32:04,271
Nobody knows that they saw it but they did.

496
00:32:04,357 --> 00:32:06,790
Nice, big cock.

497
00:32:11,393 --> 00:32:14,065
Even a hummingbird
couldn't catch Tyler at work.

498
00:32:19,149 --> 00:32:23,982
Tyler also works sometimes as a banquet
waiter at the luxurious Pressman hotel.

499
00:32:28,464 --> 00:32:32,341
He was the guerrilla terrorist
of the food service industry.

500
00:32:32,422 --> 00:32:34,616
Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch.

501
00:32:34,701 --> 00:32:38,931
Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque,
he farted on meringues,

502
00:32:39,019 --> 00:32:41,452
and as for the cream of mushroom soup... well...

503
00:32:41,538 --> 00:32:43,493
Go ahead, tell 'em.

504
00:32:43,577 --> 00:32:45,487
You get the idea.

505
00:32:45,695 --> 00:32:48,766
- Well, what do you want me to do?
You just want me to hit you?

506
00:32:48,854 --> 00:32:52,083
- Why?
- I don't know. Never been in a fight. You?

507
00:32:52,172 --> 00:32:56,004
- No. But that's a good thing.
-  No, it is not! How much can you know about yourself

508
00:32:56,090 --> 00:32:58,319
I don't wanna die without any scars.

509
00:32:58,409 --> 00:33:02,525
- Come on. Hit me, before I lose my nerve.
- Oh, God. This is crazy.

510
00:33:02,607 --> 00:33:04,801
So go crazy! Let it rip.

511
00:33:04,885 --> 00:33:07,444
- I don't know about this.
- I don't either.

512
00:33:07,524 --> 00:33:10,481
Who gives a shit? No one's watching.
What do you care?

513
00:33:10,563 --> 00:33:12,916
This is crazy. You want me to hit you?!

514
00:33:13,001 --> 00:33:14,991
That's right.

515
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:18,151
- Where? Like, in the face?
- Surprise me.

516
00:33:20,237 --> 00:33:22,227
This is so fucking stupid.

517
00:33:32,671 --> 00:33:34,740
Motherfucker!

518
00:33:34,830 --> 00:33:36,820
He hit me in the ear!

519
00:33:36,909 --> 00:33:39,979
- Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.
- Ow, Christ!

520
00:33:40,067 --> 00:33:42,057
- Why the ear, man?
- I fucked it up.

521
00:33:42,146 --> 00:33:43,783
No, that was perfect.

522
00:33:56,139 --> 00:33:58,174
No, it's all right.

523
00:33:58,977 --> 00:34:00,967
It really hurts.

524
00:34:01,416 --> 00:34:03,406
Right.

525
00:34:03,735 --> 00:34:05,850
Hit me again.

526
00:34:05,934 --> 00:34:07,969
No, you hit me. Come on!

527
00:34:24,204 --> 00:34:26,592
We should do this again sometime.

528
00:34:38,877 --> 00:34:40,992
- Where's your car?
- What car?

529
00:34:51,070 --> 00:34:53,344
I don't know how Tyler found that house

530
00:34:53,429 --> 00:34:55,578
but he said he'd been there for a year.

531
00:34:55,668 --> 00:34:58,419
It looked like it was waiting to be torn down.

532
00:34:58,506 --> 00:35:00,814
Most of the windows were boarded up.

533
00:35:00,905 --> 00:35:06,023
There was no lock on the front door from
where the police, or whoever, kicked it in.

534
00:35:06,102 --> 00:35:08,092
The stairs were ready to collapse.

535
00:35:08,181 --> 00:35:10,614
I didn't know if he owned it or he was squatting.

536
00:35:10,700 --> 00:35:13,088
Neither would have surprised me.

537
00:35:13,938 --> 00:35:15,928
Yep. That's you.

538
00:35:16,017 --> 00:35:18,484
That's me. That's the toilet. Good?

539
00:35:18,576 --> 00:35:20,566
Yeah, thanks.

540
00:35:20,655 --> 00:35:22,485
What a shit hole.

541
00:35:22,574 --> 00:35:24,450
Nothing worked.

542
00:35:27,931 --> 00:35:31,717
Turning on one light meant
another light in the house went out.

543
00:35:31,809 --> 00:35:35,402
There were no neighbours.
Just some warehouses and a papermill.

544
00:35:35,487 --> 00:35:39,319
That fart smell of steam,
the hamster cage smell of wood chips.

545
00:35:41,004 --> 00:35:43,278
What have we here?

546
00:35:57,476 --> 00:35:59,511
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.

547
00:36:10,029 --> 00:36:12,986
Every time it rained, we had to kill the power.

548
00:36:13,827 --> 00:36:17,057
By the end of the first month,
I didn't miss TV.

549
00:36:18,065 --> 00:36:21,260
I didn't even mind the warm, stale refrigerator.

550
00:36:33,137 --> 00:36:35,127
Can I be next?

551
00:36:39,374 --> 00:36:41,364
All right, man.

552
00:36:41,453 --> 00:36:43,363
Lose the tie.

553
00:36:47,210 --> 00:36:51,406
At night, Tyler and I were alone
for half a mile in every direction.

554
00:36:56,645 --> 00:37:00,397
Rain trickled down through
the plaster and the light fixtures.

555
00:37:00,483 --> 00:37:03,201
Everything wooden swelled and shrunk.

556
00:37:03,282 --> 00:37:06,352
Everywhere were rusted nails
to snagy our elbow on.

557
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:08,907
The previous occupant had been a bit of shut-in.

558
00:37:08,999 --> 00:37:10,989
Hey, man. What are you reading?

559
00:37:11,078 --> 00:37:15,273
Listen to this. It's an article written
by an organ in the first person.

560
00:37:15,355 --> 00:37:17,993
"I am Jack's medulla oblongata.
Without me,

561
00:37:18,074 --> 00:37:21,382
Jack could not regulate
his heart rate, blood pressure or breathing."

562
00:37:21,472 --> 00:37:23,462
There's a whole series of these.

563
00:37:23,551 --> 00:37:25,541
"I Am Jill's Nipples."

564
00:37:27,469 --> 00:37:31,301
- "I Am Jack's Colon."
- "I Get Cancer. I Kill Jack."

565
00:37:34,425 --> 00:37:38,052
After fighting, everything else
in life got the volume turned down.

566
00:37:38,143 --> 00:37:41,612
What?

567
00:37:41,702 --> 00:37:45,090
You could deal with anything.
- Have you finished those reports?

568
00:37:49,577 --> 00:37:52,044
If you could fight anyone,
who would you fight?

569
00:37:52,136 --> 00:37:54,126
I'd fight my boss, probably.

570
00:37:54,215 --> 00:37:56,250
Really?

571
00:37:56,334 --> 00:37:59,529
- Yeah, why? Who would you fight?
- I'd fight my dad.

572
00:37:59,612 --> 00:38:01,602
I don't know my dad.

573
00:38:01,691 --> 00:38:03,521
I mean, I know him, but...

574
00:38:03,610 --> 00:38:05,884
He left when I was like six years old.

575
00:38:05,969 --> 00:38:08,845
Married this other woman
and had some other kids.

576
00:38:08,927 --> 00:38:10,917
He did this every six years.

577
00:38:11,006 --> 00:38:14,963
- He goes to a new city and starts a new family.
- Fucker's setting up franchises!

578
00:38:15,764 --> 00:38:17,754
My dad never went to college.

579
00:38:17,843 --> 00:38:21,595
- So it was real important that I go.
- That sounds familiar.

580
00:38:21,681 --> 00:38:25,957
So I graduate. Call him up long-distance
and say, "Dad, now what?"

581
00:38:26,039 --> 00:38:27,949
- He says, "Get a job."
- Same here.

582
00:38:28,038 --> 00:38:30,596
Now I'm 25. Make my yearly call again.

583
00:38:30,676 --> 00:38:32,586
"Dad, now what?"

584
00:38:32,675 --> 00:38:34,710
He says, "I don't know. Get married."

585
00:38:34,794 --> 00:38:38,102
I can't get married.

586
00:38:38,832 --> 00:38:40,822
I'm a 30-year-old boy.

587
00:38:40,911 --> 00:38:43,299
We're a generation of men raised by women.

588
00:38:43,390 --> 00:38:47,460
I'm wondering if another woman
is really the answer we need.

589
00:38:53,224 --> 00:38:56,295
Most of the week, we were Ozzie and Harriet.

590
00:38:57,142 --> 00:39:00,451
But every Saturday night,
we were finding something out.

591
00:39:01,620 --> 00:39:04,928
We were finding out more and more
that we were not alone.

592
00:39:08,696 --> 00:39:13,165
It used to be that when I came home angry
or depressed, I'd just clean my condo.

593
00:39:13,254 --> 00:39:15,244
Polish my Scandinavian furniture.

594
00:39:15,333 --> 00:39:20,165
I should have been looking for
a new condo or I should have been

595
00:39:20,250 --> 00:39:23,877
I should have been upset
about my nice neat flaming little shit.

596
00:39:23,968 --> 00:39:25,798
But I wasn't.

597
00:39:25,887 --> 00:39:29,401
The basic premise of cyber netting any office
is make things more efficient.

598
00:39:29,486 --> 00:39:32,203
Monday mornings all I could do
was to think about next week.

599
00:39:32,284 --> 00:39:35,195
Can I get the icon in cornflower blue?

600
00:39:35,283 --> 00:39:36,351
Absolutely.

601
00:39:36,442 --> 00:39:39,557
Efficiency is priority No.1, people.

602
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:42,352
Because waste is a thief.

603
00:39:42,439 --> 00:39:45,429
I showed this already to my man here.
You liked it, didn't you?

604
00:39:48,955 --> 00:39:52,708
You can swallow a pint of blood
before you get sick.

605
00:39:53,713 --> 00:39:55,862
It was right in everyone's face.

606
00:39:55,952 --> 00:39:58,021
Tyler and I just made it visible.

607
00:39:58,111 --> 00:40:00,418
It was on the tip of everyone's tongue.

608
00:40:00,509 --> 00:40:02,499
Tyler and I just gave it a name.

609
00:40:13,263 --> 00:40:15,253
Come on people, you've gotta go home!

610
00:40:36,571 --> 00:40:38,765
Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back.

611
00:40:58,839 --> 00:41:02,386
Every week,
Tyler gave the rules that he and I decided.

612
00:41:02,477 --> 00:41:04,467
Gentlemen!

613
00:41:05,196 --> 00:41:07,186
Welcome to Fight Club.

614
00:41:09,234 --> 00:41:11,303
The first rule of Fight Club is

615
00:41:11,393 --> 00:41:13,666
you do not talk about Fight Club.

616
00:41:13,751 --> 00:41:16,218
The second rule of Fight Club is

617
00:41:16,630 --> 00:41:19,938
you do not talk about Fight Club!

618
00:41:20,028 --> 00:41:22,222
Third rule of Fight Club.

619
00:41:22,307 --> 00:41:24,979
Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out,

620
00:41:25,065 --> 00:41:27,703
the fight is over. Fourth rule.

621
00:41:27,784 --> 00:41:30,013
Only two guys to a fight.

622
00:41:30,103 --> 00:41:31,899
Fifth rule.

623
00:41:31,982 --> 00:41:34,541
One fight at a time, fellas.

624
00:41:34,621 --> 00:41:37,008
Sixth rule. No shirts. No shoes.

625
00:41:37,099 --> 00:41:40,851
Seventh rule.
Fights will go on as long as they have to.

626
00:41:42,616 --> 00:41:45,083
And the eighth and final rule.

627
00:41:46,175 --> 00:41:49,245
If this is your first night at Fight Club

628
00:41:49,333 --> 00:41:51,323
you have to fight.

629
00:41:55,210 --> 00:41:57,200
This kid from work, Ricky,

630
00:41:57,289 --> 00:42:01,599
couldn't remember whether
you ordered pens with blue ink or black.

631
00:42:01,686 --> 00:42:03,994
But Ricky was a god for ten minutes

632
00:42:04,085 --> 00:42:07,281
when he trounced
the maitre d' of the local food court.

633
00:42:09,083 --> 00:42:14,200
Sometimes, all you could hear were
the flat, hard, packing sounds over the yelling.

634
00:42:17,798 --> 00:42:20,709
Or the wet choke when someone
caught their breath and sprayed...

635
00:42:20,797 --> 00:42:22,752
Stop!

636
00:42:22,835 --> 00:42:25,587
You weren't alive anywhere
like you were there.

637
00:42:25,674 --> 00:42:30,268
But Fight Club only exists in the hours
between when Fight Club starts and ends.

638
00:42:30,791 --> 00:42:33,702
Even if I could tell someone
they had a good fight,

639
00:42:33,790 --> 00:42:35,984
I wouldn't be talking to the same man.

640
00:42:36,069 --> 00:42:39,264
Who you were in Fight Club
is not who you were in the rest of the world.

641
00:42:39,347 --> 00:42:44,179
A guy came to Fight Club for the first time.
His ass was a wad of cookie dough.

642
00:42:44,264 --> 00:42:46,982
After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.

643
00:42:47,783 --> 00:42:50,853
If you could fight any celebrity,
who would you fight?

644
00:42:50,941 --> 00:42:53,931
- Alive or dead?
- Doesn't matter. Who'd be tough?

645
00:42:54,819 --> 00:42:57,809
Hemingway. You?

646
00:42:58,417 --> 00:43:01,452
Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner.

647
00:43:02,455 --> 00:43:05,525
We all started seeing things differently.

648
00:43:06,733 --> 00:43:09,962
Everywhere we went,
we were sizing things up.

649
00:43:13,169 --> 00:43:16,160
I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms,

650
00:43:16,248 --> 00:43:20,159
trying to look like how Calvin Klein
or Tommy Hilfiger said they should.

651
00:43:20,246 --> 00:43:22,281
Is that what a man looks like?

652
00:43:23,164 --> 00:43:25,882
Oh, self-improvement is masturbation.

653
00:43:25,963 --> 00:43:27,953
Now, self-destruction...

654
00:43:28,042 --> 00:43:29,952
Excuse me.

655
00:44:03,143 --> 00:44:06,214
Fight Club wasn't about winning or losing.

656
00:44:06,302 --> 00:44:08,292
It wasn't about words.

657
00:44:10,140 --> 00:44:13,494
The hysterical shouting was in tongues

658
00:44:13,578 --> 00:44:15,454
like at a Pentecostal Church.

659
00:44:19,815 --> 00:44:21,805
- Is that it?
- Stop!

660
00:44:21,894 --> 00:44:24,645
When the fight was over, nothing was solved.

661
00:44:24,732 --> 00:44:26,562
But nothing mattered.

662
00:44:26,651 --> 00:44:29,323
Cool.

663
00:44:29,410 --> 00:44:32,081
Afterwards, we all felt saved.

664
00:44:32,968 --> 00:44:35,162
Hey, man. How about next week?

665
00:44:35,247 --> 00:44:37,237
How about next month?!

666
00:44:37,326 --> 00:44:39,316
Irvine, you're in the middle.

667
00:44:39,404 --> 00:44:41,359
New guy, you too.

668
00:44:43,043 --> 00:44:45,112
Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me.

669
00:44:45,201 --> 00:44:47,191
He fell down some stairs.

670
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:49,830
I fell down some stairs.

671
00:44:51,598 --> 00:44:56,067
Fight Club became the reason to cut
your hair short or trim your fingernails.

672
00:44:56,156 --> 00:44:58,544
OK. Any historical figure.

673
00:44:58,634 --> 00:45:00,431
I'd fight Gandhi.

674
00:45:01,033 --> 00:45:02,784
Good answer.

675
00:45:02,872 --> 00:45:05,021
- How about you?
- Lincoln.

676
00:45:05,111 --> 00:45:07,578
Lincoln?

677
00:45:07,670 --> 00:45:11,138
Big guy, big reach.
Skinny guys fight till they're burger.

678
00:45:11,988 --> 00:45:13,978
Fuck!

679
00:45:15,106 --> 00:45:17,699
Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.

680
00:45:26,420 --> 00:45:27,738
Hello?

681
00:45:27,819 --> 00:45:30,127
Where have you been the last eight weeks?

682
00:45:30,218 --> 00:45:31,445
Marla?

683
00:45:34,296 --> 00:45:37,331
- How did you find me?
- You left that forwarding number.

684
00:45:37,414 --> 00:45:40,291
I haven't seen you at any support groups.

685
00:45:40,373 --> 00:45:43,443
We split'em up.
That was the idea. Remember?

686
00:45:43,531 --> 00:45:46,249
Yeah, but you haven't been going to yours.

687
00:45:46,330 --> 00:45:49,684
- How do you know?
- I cheated.

688
00:45:49,768 --> 00:45:51,519
I found a new one.

689
00:45:52,047 --> 00:45:54,241
- Really?
- It's for men only.

690
00:45:54,326 --> 00:45:55,838
Like the testicle thing?

691
00:45:59,443 --> 00:46:01,398
Look, this is a bad time.

692
00:46:01,482 --> 00:46:03,836
I've been going to Debtor's Anonymous.

693
00:46:03,921 --> 00:46:07,309
- You want to see some really fucked up people?
- I'm just on my way out.

694
00:46:07,399 --> 00:46:09,673
Me too. I've got a stomach full of Xanax.

695
00:46:09,758 --> 00:46:11,951
I took what was left of a bottle.

696
00:46:12,036 --> 00:46:14,026
It might have been too much.

697
00:46:14,115 --> 00:46:17,583
Just picture watching Marla Singer throwing
herself around her crummy apartment.

698
00:46:17,713 --> 00:46:22,023
This isn't a for-real-suicide thing.
This is probably one of those cry-for-help thing.

699
00:46:22,111 --> 00:46:24,908
This could go on for hours.
- So you're staying in tonight, then?

700
00:46:24,990 --> 00:46:27,707
Do you wanna wait,
and hear me describe death?

701
00:46:27,788 --> 00:46:32,098
Do you wanna listen
and see if my spirit can use a phone?

702
00:46:34,265 --> 00:46:36,823
Have you ever heard a death rattle before?

703
00:47:02,010 --> 00:47:06,638
Tyler's door was closed. I'd been living here for
two months and Tyler's door was never closed.

704
00:47:11,445 --> 00:47:14,402
You won't believe this dream
I had last night.

705
00:47:14,484 --> 00:47:17,633
I can hardly believe anything about last night.

706
00:47:27,037 --> 00:47:28,913
What are you doing here?

707
00:47:31,515 --> 00:47:33,505
What?

708
00:47:33,594 --> 00:47:35,948
This is my house.
What are you doing in my house?

709
00:47:38,232 --> 00:47:40,142
Fuck you!

710
00:47:54,183 --> 00:47:57,379
Oh, you've got some fucked-up friends!
I'm telling you!

711
00:47:57,462 --> 00:47:59,372
Limber, though.

712
00:47:59,461 --> 00:48:01,371
Silly coos.

713
00:48:02,419 --> 00:48:05,012
So, I come in last night. Phone's off the hook.

714
00:48:05,098 --> 00:48:07,088
Guess who's on the other end?

715
00:48:07,177 --> 00:48:09,291
I already knew the story
before he told it to me.

716
00:48:11,494 --> 00:48:14,928
Have you ever heard a death rattle before?

717
00:48:15,012 --> 00:48:17,730
Do you think it'll live up to its name?

718
00:48:17,811 --> 00:48:21,245
Or will it just be a death hairball?

719
00:48:24,527 --> 00:48:28,359
Prepare to evacuate soul.

720
00:48:28,445 --> 00:48:30,003
Ten,

721
00:48:30,085 --> 00:48:32,756
nine,... eight...

722
00:48:32,843 --> 00:48:34,992
How could Tyler, of all people,

723
00:48:35,082 --> 00:48:38,789
think it was a bad thing
that Marla Singer was about to die?

724
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:40,437
Five,

725
00:48:40,519 --> 00:48:42,076
four...

726
00:48:42,798 --> 00:48:44,788
Hang on.

727
00:48:49,994 --> 00:48:52,223
You got here fast.

728
00:48:53,712 --> 00:48:55,702
Did I call you?

729
00:49:05,986 --> 00:49:08,976
The mattress is all sealed in slippery plastic.

730
00:49:12,063 --> 00:49:14,371
Oh, don't worry. It's not a threat to you.

731
00:49:17,060 --> 00:49:18,856
Oh, fuck!

732
00:49:18,939 --> 00:49:20,929
Somebody called the cops.

733
00:49:32,372 --> 00:49:35,726
- Hey, where's 513?
- End of the hall.

734
00:49:36,490 --> 00:49:40,197
The girl who lives there
used to be a charming, lovely girl.

735
00:49:40,288 --> 00:49:42,357
She has lost faith in herself.

736
00:49:42,447 --> 00:49:45,165
- Miss Singer, let us help you!
- She's a monster!

737
00:49:45,246 --> 00:49:49,202
- You have every reason to live.
- She's infectious human waste!

738
00:49:49,283 --> 00:49:52,911
- Miss Singer!
- Good luck trying to save her!

739
00:49:57,519 --> 00:49:59,634
If I fall asleep,

740
00:49:59,718 --> 00:50:01,867
I'm done for.

741
00:50:03,756 --> 00:50:05,871
You're gonna have to keep me up

742
00:50:05,955 --> 00:50:07,945
all night.

743
00:50:08,034 --> 00:50:10,263
Un-fucking-believable.

744
00:50:10,352 --> 00:50:12,421
He was obviously able to handle it.

745
00:50:12,511 --> 00:50:16,059
- You know what I mean, you fucked her.
- No, I didn't.

746
00:50:16,149 --> 00:50:18,139
- Never?
- No.

747
00:50:19,068 --> 00:50:21,058
You're not into her, are you?

748
00:50:21,147 --> 00:50:23,137
No! God, not at all.

749
00:50:23,226 --> 00:50:25,738
I am Jack's raging bile duct.

750
00:50:25,824 --> 00:50:27,700
Are you sure? You can tell me.

751
00:50:27,783 --> 00:50:29,579
Believe me, I'm sure.

752
00:50:29,662 --> 00:50:32,812
- Put a gun to my head and paint
the walls with my brains.

753
00:50:32,901 --> 00:50:35,538
She's a predator posing as a house pet.
Stay away from that one.

754
00:50:37,418 --> 00:50:40,932
The shit that came out of
this woman's mouth, I had never heard!

755
00:50:41,017 --> 00:50:42,608
My God.

756
00:50:42,696 --> 00:50:45,925
I haven't been fucked like that
since grade school.

757
00:50:46,014 --> 00:50:48,368
How could Tyler not go for that?

758
00:50:48,453 --> 00:50:51,841
The night before last,
he was splicing sex organs into "Cinderella".

759
00:50:51,931 --> 00:50:54,602
Marla doesn't need a lover,
just a fucking case worker.

760
00:50:54,689 --> 00:50:57,202
She needs a wash.
And she's in love with sport-fucking.

761
00:50:57,288 --> 00:51:00,040
She invaded my support groups
and now she'd invaded my home.

762
00:51:00,127 --> 00:51:02,117
Hey, hey. Sit down.

763
00:51:06,044 --> 00:51:09,318
Now, listen.
I can't have you talking to her about me.

764
00:51:09,402 --> 00:51:11,153
Why would I...

765
00:51:11,241 --> 00:51:16,392
Say anything about me or what goes on
in this house to her or anybody,... we're done.

766
00:51:16,478 --> 00:51:19,037
- Now promise me.
- OK.

767
00:51:19,117 --> 00:51:21,152
- Yeah, I promise.
- Promise?

768
00:51:21,236 --> 00:51:24,465
- I just said, I promise! What...
- That's three times you promised.

769
00:51:25,913 --> 00:51:29,745
If only I had wasted a couple of minutes
and gone to watch Marla Singer die,

770
00:51:29,831 --> 00:51:31,821
none of this would have happened.

771
00:51:36,548 --> 00:51:39,344
Harder, yes! Oh, harder, harder!

772
00:51:45,663 --> 00:51:48,051
I could have moved to another room.

773
00:51:49,141 --> 00:51:52,814
On the third floor
where I might not have heard them.

774
00:51:52,899 --> 00:51:54,889
But I didn't.

775
00:52:18,086 --> 00:52:22,043
- What are you doing?
- Just going to bed.

776
00:52:22,124 --> 00:52:24,114
Wanna finish her off?

777
00:52:26,882 --> 00:52:30,316
- No. No, thank you.
- I've found a cigarette.

778
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:33,595
- Who were you talking to?
- Shut up.

779
00:52:33,678 --> 00:52:36,827
I became the calm little centre of the world.

780
00:52:37,436 --> 00:52:39,426
I was the Zen master.

781
00:52:44,352 --> 00:52:46,262
I wrote little haiku poems.

782
00:52:46,871 --> 00:52:49,100
I e-mailed them to everyone.

783
00:52:49,190 --> 00:52:51,225
Is that your blood?

784
00:52:52,828 --> 00:52:54,818
Some of it, yeah.

785
00:52:54,907 --> 00:52:57,466
You can't smoke in here.

786
00:52:57,546 --> 00:52:59,536
Take the rest of the day off.

787
00:52:59,625 --> 00:53:02,057
Come back Monday with some clean clothes.

788
00:53:02,143 --> 00:53:04,133
Get yourself together.

789
00:53:04,502 --> 00:53:06,776
I got right in everyone's hostile little face.

790
00:53:06,861 --> 00:53:09,249
"Yes, these are my bruises from fighting."

791
00:53:09,339 --> 00:53:11,329
"Yes, I'm comfortable with that."

792
00:53:11,418 --> 00:53:13,214
"I am enlightened."

793
00:53:15,056 --> 00:53:20,003
You give up the condo life, give up
all your flaming worldly possessions,

794
00:53:20,094 --> 00:53:23,050
go live in a delapidated house
in the toxic waste part of town,

795
00:53:23,132 --> 00:53:26,839
and you have to come home to this.

796
00:53:37,045 --> 00:53:40,319
- Hello.
- This is Detective Stern with the Arson Unit.

797
00:53:40,403 --> 00:53:44,440
We have some new information about
the incident at your former condo.

798
00:53:44,521 --> 00:53:45,749
Yes.

799
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:50,548
I don't know if you're aware, but it seems that
someone sprayed freon into your front door lock.

800
00:53:50,638 --> 00:53:53,197
Then tapped it with a chisel to shatter the cylinder.

801
00:53:53,277 --> 00:53:55,187
No, I wasn't aware of that at all.

802
00:53:55,276 --> 00:53:57,186
I am Jack's cold sweat.

803
00:53:57,275 --> 00:53:59,468
Does this sound strange to you?

804
00:53:59,553 --> 00:54:02,271
Yes, sir, strange. Very strange.

805
00:54:02,352 --> 00:54:04,307
- The dynamite...
- Dynamite?

806
00:54:04,391 --> 00:54:07,381
left a residue
of ammonium oxalate potassium perchloride.

807
00:54:07,469 --> 00:54:10,778
- Do you know what this means?
- No, what does it mean?

808
00:54:10,867 --> 00:54:12,698
It means it was homemade.

809
00:54:12,786 --> 00:54:16,857
I'm sorry. This is just coming
as quite a shock to me, sir.

810
00:54:16,944 --> 00:54:22,255
Whoever set this dynamite could have blown
out your pilot light days before the actual explosion.

811
00:54:22,342 --> 00:54:25,298
- The gas was just a detonator.
- Who could've done such a thing?

812
00:54:25,380 --> 00:54:27,370
- I'll ask the questions.
- Tell him.

813
00:54:27,499 --> 00:54:31,695
Tell him the liberator who destroyed
my property realigned my perception.

814
00:54:31,777 --> 00:54:33,767
Excuse me. Are you there?

815
00:54:33,856 --> 00:54:36,652
I am listening.
It's little hard to know what to make of all this.

816
00:54:36,734 --> 00:54:41,010
Have you recently made enemies with anyone
who might have access to homemade dynamite?

817
00:54:41,092 --> 00:54:43,286
- Enemies?
- I reject the basic assumptions of civilization,

818
00:54:43,371 --> 00:54:45,361
especially the importance of material possessions.

819
00:54:45,450 --> 00:54:48,201
- Son, this is serious.
- Yes, I know it's serious.

820
00:54:48,288 --> 00:54:50,755
- I mean that.
- Yes, it's very serious.

821
00:54:50,847 --> 00:54:53,564
Look, nobody takes this
more seriously than me.

822
00:54:53,645 --> 00:54:56,283
That condo was my life. OK?

823
00:54:56,364 --> 00:54:59,752
I loved every stick of furniture in that place.

824
00:54:59,842 --> 00:55:02,753
That was not just a bunch of stuff
that got destroyed.

825
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:05,592
- It was me!
I'd like to thank the Academy.

826
00:55:05,679 --> 00:55:09,556
- Is this not a good time for you?
- Just tell him you fucking did it!

827
00:55:09,637 --> 00:55:13,344
Tell him you blew it all up!
That's what he wants to hear.

828
00:55:13,435 --> 00:55:18,109
- Are you still there?
- Wait. Are you saying that I'm a suspect?

829
00:55:18,192 --> 00:55:22,024
No, no. I may need to talk to you
a little futher, so how about you just

830
00:55:22,110 --> 00:55:24,384
- OK?
- OK.

831
00:55:26,988 --> 00:55:31,423
Except for their humping,
Tyler and Marla were never in the same room.

832
00:55:31,506 --> 00:55:34,462
My parents pulled this exact same act
for years.

833
00:55:34,544 --> 00:55:38,137
The condom is the glass slipper
of our generation.

834
00:55:38,222 --> 00:55:41,019
You slip one on when you meet a stranger.

835
00:55:41,101 --> 00:55:43,091
You... dance all night.

836
00:55:43,180 --> 00:55:45,169
Then you throw it away.

837
00:55:45,378 --> 00:55:47,937
The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.

838
00:55:49,376 --> 00:55:50,809
What?

839
00:55:55,453 --> 00:55:58,125
I got this dress at a thrift store for $1.

840
00:55:58,212 --> 00:56:00,008
It was worth every penny.

841
00:56:00,091 --> 00:56:02,081
It's a brides maid's dress.

842
00:56:03,009 --> 00:56:06,080
Someone loved it intensely

843
00:56:06,168 --> 00:56:08,123
for one day.

844
00:56:08,206 --> 00:56:10,196
Then tossed it.

845
00:56:12,005 --> 00:56:13,994
Like a Christmas tree.

846
00:56:14,083 --> 00:56:16,118
So special.

847
00:56:16,202 --> 00:56:17,601
Then

848
00:56:17,682 --> 00:56:19,399
bam!

849
00:56:19,481 --> 00:56:21,471
It's on the side of the road.

850
00:56:21,999 --> 00:56:24,034
Tinsel still clinging to it.

851
00:56:25,997 --> 00:56:27,987
Like a sex crime victim.

852
00:56:28,076 --> 00:56:30,066
Underwear inside out.

853
00:56:30,715 --> 00:56:34,388
- Bound with electrical tape.
- Well then, it suits you.

854
00:56:34,473 --> 00:56:37,065
You can borrow it sometime.

855
00:56:43,788 --> 00:56:45,778
Get rid of her.

856
00:56:46,547 --> 00:56:49,343
- What? Why can't you get rid of her?
- Don't mention me.

857
00:56:49,425 --> 00:56:53,416
I am six years old again,
passing messages between parents.

858
00:56:55,342 --> 00:56:58,810
- I really think it's time you got out of here.
- Don't worry, I'm leaving.

859
00:56:58,900 --> 00:57:03,335
- Not that we don't love your visits.
- You are such a nutcase. I can't even begin to keep up.

860
00:57:05,417 --> 00:57:08,168
Gotta get off

861
00:57:08,255 --> 00:57:09,483
Thanks. Bye.

862
00:57:09,575 --> 00:57:15,283
Gotta get off of this merry-go-round

863
00:57:16,011 --> 00:57:19,684
Gonna get, need to get...

864
00:57:19,769 --> 00:57:21,724
Gotta get...

865
00:57:23,847 --> 00:57:25,199
You kids!

866
00:57:27,125 --> 00:57:29,513
Why do you still waste time with her?

867
00:57:29,604 --> 00:57:31,798
I'll say this about Marla.

868
00:57:31,883 --> 00:57:34,077
At least she's trying to hit bottom.

869
00:57:34,162 --> 00:57:35,435
And I'm not?

870
00:57:35,521 --> 00:57:38,239
Sticking feathers up your butt
do not make you a chicken.

871
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:40,310
What are we doing tonight?

872
00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:43,107
Tonight... we make soap.

873
00:57:44,037 --> 00:57:45,105
Really?

874
00:57:45,196 --> 00:57:47,948
To make soap, first we render fat.

875
00:58:06,025 --> 00:58:08,174
The salt balance has to be just right

876
00:58:08,264 --> 00:58:10,697
so the best fat for making soap, comes from humans.

877
00:58:11,462 --> 00:58:14,419
- Wait, what is this place?
- A liposuction clinic.

878
00:58:22,177 --> 00:58:24,132
Pay dirt!

879
00:58:24,216 --> 00:58:27,889
Richest, creamiest fat in the world.
Fat of the land!

880
00:58:33,251 --> 00:58:36,685
No! Don't pull it, don't pull it!

881
00:58:41,087 --> 00:58:43,281
- Oh, God!
- Give me another one.

882
00:58:49,163 --> 00:58:52,471
As the fat renders,
the tallows float to the surface.

883
00:58:52,561 --> 00:58:54,551
Like in Boy Scouts.

884
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:58,267
- It's hard to imagine you as a Boy Scout.
- Keep stirring.

885
00:59:00,517 --> 00:59:03,905
Once the tallow hardens,
you skim off a layer of glycerin.

886
00:59:03,995 --> 00:59:06,303
If you were to add nitric acid,
you got nitroglycerin.

887
00:59:06,394 --> 00:59:10,067
If you were to add sodium nitrate and
dash of sawdust, you got dynamite.

888
00:59:10,152 --> 00:59:13,825
Yeah, with enough soap,
we could blow just about anything.

889
00:59:13,910 --> 00:59:15,900
Tyler was full of useful information.

890
00:59:15,989 --> 00:59:19,775
Now, ancient people found their
clothes got cleaner if they washed

891
00:59:19,867 --> 00:59:21,857
- You know why?
- No.

892
00:59:24,544 --> 00:59:28,172
Human sacrifices were once made
on the hills above this river.

893
00:59:28,263 --> 00:59:31,333
Bodies burnt. Water speeded through
the wood ashes to create lye.

894
00:59:31,421 --> 00:59:33,729
This is lye. The crucial ingredient.

895
00:59:33,820 --> 00:59:38,413
Once it mixed with the melted fat of bodies,
a white soapy discharge crept into the river.

896
00:59:38,497 --> 00:59:40,487
May I see your hand, please?

897
00:59:45,653 --> 00:59:48,769
What is this?

898
00:59:48,852 --> 00:59:51,319
This is a chemical burn.

899
00:59:51,410 --> 00:59:54,765
It will hurt more than you've ever been burned
and you will have a scar.

900
00:59:54,849 --> 00:59:57,407
If guided meditation worked for cancer,
it could work for this.

901
00:59:58,167 --> 01:00:00,805
- Stay with the pain. Don't shut this out.
- Oh, God!

902
01:00:01,565 --> 01:00:05,841
The first soap was made from ashes of heroes,
like the first monkey shot into space.

903
01:00:05,923 --> 01:00:08,799
Without pain, without sacrifice,
we would have nothing.

904
01:00:08,881 --> 01:00:11,678
I tried not to think
of the word "searing" of "flesh".

905
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:14,795
Stop it!
This is your pain, this is your burning hand.

906
01:00:14,878 --> 01:00:17,437
I'm going to my cave.
I'm going to my cave to find my power animal.

907
01:00:17,517 --> 01:00:21,394
No! Don't deal with this
the way those dead people do! Come on!

908
01:00:21,475 --> 01:00:25,307
- I get the point!
- No! You're feeling is premature enlightenment.

909
01:00:27,991 --> 01:00:31,902
It's the greatest moment of your life, man,
and you're off somewhere missing!

910
01:00:31,989 --> 01:00:33,422
I am not!

911
01:00:33,509 --> 01:00:36,385
Shut up!
Our fathers were our models for God.

912
01:00:36,467 --> 01:00:39,502
If our fathers bailed,
what does that tell you about God?

913
01:00:40,465 --> 01:00:45,490
Listen to me. You have to consider
the possibility that God does not like you.

914
01:00:45,582 --> 01:00:49,493
He never wanted you.
In all probability, He hates you.

915
01:00:49,580 --> 01:00:53,014
This is not the worst thing that can happen.
We don't need Him!

916
01:00:53,098 --> 01:00:55,930
- We don't, I agree!
- Fuck damnation, man, fuck redemption.

917
01:00:56,017 --> 01:00:58,405
We are God's unwanted children? So be it!

918
01:00:58,496 --> 01:01:02,805
- I'm getting water!
- Listen, you can run water over your hand 

919
01:01:03,893 --> 01:01:07,281
- Or you can use vinegar to neutralise the burn.
- Please let me out!

920
01:01:07,371 --> 01:01:09,361
First, you have to give up.

921
01:01:09,450 --> 01:01:12,043
First, you have to know, not fear,

922
01:01:12,129 --> 01:01:15,005
know that some day, you're gonna die.

923
01:01:15,087 --> 01:01:17,202
You don't know how this feels!

924
01:01:21,004 --> 01:01:25,120
It's only after we've lost everything
that we're free to do anything.

925
01:01:27,041 --> 01:01:29,031
OK.

926
01:01:41,753 --> 01:01:43,708
Congratulations.

927
01:01:43,792 --> 01:01:46,589
You're one step closer to hitting the bottom.

928
01:01:49,509 --> 01:01:52,420
Tyler sold his soap
to department stores at $20 a bar.

929
01:01:52,508 --> 01:01:54,418
God knows what they charged.

930
01:01:54,507 --> 01:01:57,577
- This is the best soap.
- Why, thank you, Susan.

931
01:01:57,665 --> 01:01:59,655
It was beautiful.

932
01:01:59,744 --> 01:02:03,451
We were selling rich women
their own fat asses back to them.

933
01:02:04,421 --> 01:02:06,411
He was wearing his yellow tie.

934
01:02:06,500 --> 01:02:08,694
I didn't even wear a tie to work anymore.

935
01:02:08,779 --> 01:02:12,247
"The first rule of Fight Club
is you don't talk about Fight Club."

936
01:02:12,337 --> 01:02:15,725
I'm half-asleep again.
I must've left the original in the copy machine.

937
01:02:15,815 --> 01:02:18,203
"The second rule of Fight Club..."
Is this yours?

938
01:02:20,013 --> 01:02:23,401
Pretend you're me.
Make a managerial decision.

939
01:02:23,491 --> 01:02:25,845
You find this. What would you do?

940
01:02:30,288 --> 01:02:32,198
Well, I gotta tell you,

941
01:02:32,287 --> 01:02:35,800
I'd be very, very careful
who you talk to about that.

942
01:02:35,885 --> 01:02:39,034
Because the person who wrote that
is dangerous.

943
01:02:39,123 --> 01:02:43,433
And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho
might just snap

944
01:02:43,521 --> 01:02:46,273
and then stalk from office to office

945
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:51,192
with an Armalite AR10 carbine gas-powered
semiautomatic weapon,

946
01:02:51,277 --> 01:02:55,553
pumping round after round
into colleagues and co-workers.

947
01:02:56,194 --> 01:02:59,424
This might be someone
you've known for years.

948
01:02:59,513 --> 01:03:02,503
Someone very, very close to you.

949
01:03:02,591 --> 01:03:05,820
Tyler's words coming out of my mouth.

950
01:03:06,789 --> 01:03:08,779
And I used to be such a nice guy.

951
01:03:08,868 --> 01:03:12,063
Or maybe you shouldn't bring me
every little piece of trash you happen to pick up.

952
01:03:15,744 --> 01:03:19,257
- Compliance and Liability.
- My tit's gonna rot off.

953
01:03:20,142 --> 01:03:22,609
Will you excuse me? I need to take this.

954
01:03:28,618 --> 01:03:32,131
- What are you talking about?
- I need you to check if there's a lump in my breast.

955
01:03:32,216 --> 01:03:36,002
- Go to hospital.
- I can't afford to throw money away on a doctor.

956
01:03:36,933 --> 01:03:39,048
I don't know about this, Marla.

957
01:03:39,132 --> 01:03:40,769
Please.

958
01:03:40,851 --> 01:03:44,683
She didn't call Tyler. I'm neutral in her book.

959
01:03:46,648 --> 01:03:50,525
That's nice.
Taking food to Mrs Haniver and Mrs Raines.

960
01:03:50,606 --> 01:03:52,596
Where are they, exactly?

961
01:03:52,685 --> 01:03:56,642
Tragically, they're dead.
I'm alive and I'm in poverty. Want any?

962
01:03:56,723 --> 01:03:58,713
- No, no.
- I got one for you.

963
01:03:58,802 --> 01:04:00,792
Thanks for the thought.

964
01:04:02,120 --> 01:04:04,314
What happened to your hand?

965
01:04:04,399 --> 01:04:06,468
Oh, nothing.

966
01:04:06,558 --> 01:04:08,548
Right there?

967
01:04:09,556 --> 01:04:12,115
- Feel anything?
- No.

968
01:04:12,235 --> 01:04:14,145
Well, make sure.

969
01:04:14,234 --> 01:04:16,189
OK, I'm pretty sure.

970
01:04:16,273 --> 01:04:18,183
You feel nothing?

971
01:04:18,272 --> 01:04:20,466
No, nothing.

972
01:04:21,950 --> 01:04:24,667
Well, that's a relief. Thank you.

973
01:04:26,188 --> 01:04:29,258
- No problem.
- I wish I could return the favour.

974
01:04:29,346 --> 01:04:31,336
Well, there's not a lot breast cancer
in the men of my family.

975
01:04:31,425 --> 01:04:34,779
- I could check your prostate.
- I think I'm OK.

976
01:04:34,863 --> 01:04:36,853
Well, thanks, anyway.

977
01:04:41,660 --> 01:04:43,888
- Are we done?
- Yeah, we're done.

978
01:04:43,978 --> 01:04:46,093
See you... around.

979
01:05:02,513 --> 01:05:04,503
Cornelius?

980
01:05:04,592 --> 01:05:06,866
Cornelius!

981
01:05:06,950 --> 01:05:09,543
It's me! Bob!

982
01:05:09,629 --> 01:05:11,027
Hey, Bob.

983
01:05:14,427 --> 01:05:17,303
- We all thought you were dead.
- No, no. Still here.

984
01:05:17,385 --> 01:05:21,262
- How are you, Bob?
- Better than I've ever been in my whole life.

985
01:05:21,343 --> 01:05:24,697
- Really? Still remaining men together?
- No, no.

986
01:05:24,781 --> 01:05:28,408
- I got something so much better now.
- Really, what is it?

987
01:05:29,019 --> 01:05:30,815
Well...

988
01:05:30,898 --> 01:05:34,969
The first rule is,
I'm not supposed to talk about it.

989
01:05:35,096 --> 01:05:37,086
And the second rule is

990
01:05:37,175 --> 01:05:39,369
I'm not supposed to talk about it.

991
01:05:39,454 --> 01:05:42,762
- And the third rule is...
- Bob, Bob. I'm a member.

992
01:05:42,852 --> 01:05:44,842
Look at my face, Bob.

993
01:05:47,170 --> 01:05:49,398
That's fucking... fucking great.

994
01:05:49,488 --> 01:05:53,036
- I've never seen you there.
- I go Tuesdays and Thursdays.

995
01:05:53,126 --> 01:05:56,674
- I go Saturday.
- Congratulations.

996
01:05:57,084 --> 01:05:59,313
Yeah, hey, to both of us, right?

997
01:05:59,403 --> 01:06:01,962
Have you heard about the guy
who invented this thing?

998
01:06:02,042 --> 01:06:04,838
- Yeah, actually...
- I hear all kinds of things.

999
01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:08,389
Supposedly,
he was born in a mental institution

1000
01:06:08,479 --> 01:06:11,708
and he sleeps only one hour a night.

1001
01:06:11,797 --> 01:06:13,912
He's a great man.

1002
01:06:15,355 --> 01:06:17,549
Do you know about Tyler Durden?

1003
01:06:41,501 --> 01:06:43,491
I didn't hurt you, did I?

1004
01:06:43,580 --> 01:06:45,570
Actually, you did.

1005
01:06:45,659 --> 01:06:47,649
Thank you for this.

1006
01:06:47,898 --> 01:06:50,172
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

1007
01:06:50,257 --> 01:06:52,247
Fight Club.

1008
01:06:52,336 --> 01:06:54,371
This was mine and Tyler's gift.

1009
01:06:54,455 --> 01:06:54,495
Our gift to the world.

1010
01:06:54,495 --> 01:06:56,450
Our gift to the world.

1011
01:06:56,534 --> 01:06:59,729
I look around, I look around,
I see a lot of new faces.

1012
01:07:01,291 --> 01:07:03,406
Shut up!

1013
01:07:03,490 --> 01:07:08,163
Which means a lot of people have been
breaking the first two rules of Fight Club.

1014
01:07:16,123 --> 01:07:20,034
I see in Fight Club the strongest
and smartest men who've ever lived.

1015
01:07:20,121 --> 01:07:22,111
I see all this potential.

1016
01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:24,190
And I see it squandered.

1017
01:07:25,159 --> 01:07:28,149
Goddamn it,
an entire generation pumping gas.

1018
01:07:28,677 --> 01:07:30,667
Waiting tables.

1019
01:07:30,756 --> 01:07:32,746
Slaves with white collars.

1020
01:07:35,113 --> 01:07:38,070
Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes,

1021
01:07:38,152 --> 01:07:41,301
working jobs we hate
so we can buy shit we don't need.

1022
01:07:45,028 --> 01:07:47,382
We're the middle children of history.

1023
01:07:47,467 --> 01:07:49,457
No purpose or place.

1024
01:07:49,626 --> 01:07:51,616
We have no Great War.

1025
01:07:51,945 --> 01:07:53,935
No Great Depression.

1026
01:07:55,623 --> 01:07:57,897
Our great war is a spiritual war.

1027
01:07:58,301 --> 01:08:01,531
Our great depression is our lives.

1028
01:08:04,258 --> 01:08:07,215
We've all been raised
on television to believe

1029
01:08:07,297 --> 01:08:10,810
that one day we'd be millionaires
and movie gods and rock stars.

1030
01:08:10,895 --> 01:08:12,885
But we won't.

1031
01:08:12,974 --> 01:08:15,328
We're slowly learning that fact.

1032
01:08:15,413 --> 01:08:17,766
And we're very, very pissed off.

1033
01:08:17,851 --> 01:08:19,408
Yeah!

1034
01:08:22,209 --> 01:08:26,485
First rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk...

1035
01:08:31,724 --> 01:08:32,951
Who are you?

1036
01:08:33,763 --> 01:08:36,276
- Who am I?
- Yeah.

1037
01:08:37,121 --> 01:08:39,839
There's a sign on the front
that says Lou's Tavern.

1038
01:08:40,879 --> 01:08:44,586
I'm fucking Lou. Who the fuck are you?

1039
01:08:44,677 --> 01:08:46,667
Tyler Durden.

1040
01:08:49,675 --> 01:08:52,983
Who told you motherfuckers
that you could use my place?

1041
01:08:53,073 --> 01:08:55,347
We have a deal worked out with Irvine.

1042
01:08:55,432 --> 01:08:57,898
Irvine?
Irvine's at home with a broken collarbone.

1043
01:08:57,990 --> 01:09:00,059
He don't own this place. I do.

1044
01:09:02,148 --> 01:09:05,457
- How much money's he getting for this?
- There is no money.

1045
01:09:05,546 --> 01:09:08,218
- Really?
- Free to all.

1046
01:09:08,305 --> 01:09:10,056
It is, actually.

1047
01:09:10,144 --> 01:09:12,498
Look, stupid fuck!

1048
01:09:12,583 --> 01:09:15,016
- I want everybody out of here right now.
- Hey!

1049
01:09:15,102 --> 01:09:17,250
You should join our club.

1050
01:09:17,620 --> 01:09:19,530
Did you hear what I just said?

1051
01:09:19,619 --> 01:09:21,609
You and your friend.

1052
01:09:23,457 --> 01:09:25,447
You hear me now?

1053
01:09:27,575 --> 01:09:29,565
No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou.

1054
01:09:35,451 --> 01:09:37,361
Still not getting it.

1055
01:09:38,369 --> 01:09:40,438
OK, OK, I got it.

1056
01:09:40,528 --> 01:09:42,882
I got it, I got it. Shit, I lost it.

1057
01:09:43,887 --> 01:09:45,683
Back! All of you!

1058
01:09:47,325 --> 01:09:49,315
Everybody back!

1059
01:09:56,480 --> 01:09:58,549
Ah, Lou!

1060
01:09:58,639 --> 01:10:02,152
Come on, man!
We really like this place.

1061
01:10:10,833 --> 01:10:13,629
- That's right, Lou. Get it out.
- Shut the fuck up.

1062
01:10:13,751 --> 01:10:15,468
Oh, yeah!

1063
01:10:20,228 --> 01:10:22,218
Is that fucking funny?

1064
01:10:31,422 --> 01:10:33,889
Fucking guy is a loony, I'm telling you.

1065
01:10:34,700 --> 01:10:36,337
Unbelievable.

1066
01:10:40,377 --> 01:10:43,209
- You don't know where I've been, Lou.
- Oh, my God!

1067
01:10:43,296 --> 01:10:46,047
You don't know where I've been!

1068
01:10:49,013 --> 01:10:51,969
Please let us keep it, Lou! Please, Lou!

1069
01:10:52,051 --> 01:10:54,405
Fucking use the basement! Christ!

1070
01:10:54,490 --> 01:10:57,241
I want your word, Lou! I want your word!

1071
01:10:57,328 --> 01:10:59,238
On my mother's eyes.

1072
01:11:08,003 --> 01:11:09,993
Thanks, Lou.

1073
01:11:11,281 --> 01:11:13,271
You too, big guy.

1074
01:11:17,078 --> 01:11:19,068
We'll see you next week.

1075
01:11:33,949 --> 01:11:37,384
This week, each one of you
has a homework assignment.

1076
01:11:37,468 --> 01:11:42,095
You're gonna go out. You're gonna
start a fight with a total stranger.

1077
01:11:45,223 --> 01:11:47,292
You're gonna start a fight

1078
01:11:47,382 --> 01:11:49,372
and you're gonna lose.

1079
01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:51,180
Excellent choice, sir.

1080
01:11:51,180 --> 01:11:53,135
Excellent choice, sir.

1081
01:11:55,618 --> 01:11:58,767
Hey! Watch out, jackass! Come on!

1082
01:11:59,136 --> 01:12:01,695
Now, this is not as easy as it sounds.

1083
01:12:04,294 --> 01:12:06,170
Son of a bitch!

1084
01:12:06,253 --> 01:12:10,801
Most people, normal people,
do just about anything to avoid a fight.

1085
01:12:11,690 --> 01:12:13,680
Excuse me!

1086
01:12:13,769 --> 01:12:17,316
You sprayed me with your hose.
That's not necessary...

1087
01:12:17,407 --> 01:12:19,237
Jay! Go call 911!

1088
01:12:21,884 --> 01:12:23,839
Put the hose down.

1089
01:12:23,923 --> 01:12:25,913
Stop it! Stop it!

1090
01:12:27,521 --> 01:12:29,318
Sorry.

1091
01:12:44,193 --> 01:12:46,547
We need to talk.

1092
01:12:48,710 --> 01:12:50,700
OK.

1093
01:12:50,789 --> 01:12:52,779
Where to begin?

1094
01:12:52,868 --> 01:12:54,983
With your constant absenteeism?

1095
01:12:55,067 --> 01:12:57,500
With your unpresentable appearance?

1096
01:12:57,586 --> 01:12:59,541
You're up for review.

1097
01:12:59,625 --> 01:13:02,695
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

1098
01:13:02,783 --> 01:13:04,613
- What?
- Let's pretend.

1099
01:13:04,702 --> 01:13:07,454
You're the Department of Transportation,
OK?

1100
01:13:07,541 --> 01:13:11,054
Someone informs you that this company

1101
01:13:11,139 --> 01:13:15,050
installs front-seat mounting brackets
that naver pass collision tests,

1102
01:13:15,137 --> 01:13:18,411
brake linings that fail after a thousand miles,

1103
01:13:18,495 --> 01:13:22,725
and fuel injectors
that explode and burn people alive.

1104
01:13:22,813 --> 01:13:24,609
What then?

1105
01:13:24,692 --> 01:13:26,886
Are you threatening me?

1106
01:13:26,971 --> 01:13:29,642
- No...
- Get the fuck out of here. You're fired!

1107
01:13:29,729 --> 01:13:33,959
I have a better solution. You keep me
on the payroll as an outside consultant.

1108
01:13:34,047 --> 01:13:36,037
In exchange for my salary,

1109
01:13:36,126 --> 01:13:39,799
my job will be never to tell people
these things that I know.

1110
01:13:39,884 --> 01:13:44,000
I don't even have to come into the office.
I can do this job from home.

1111
01:13:45,241 --> 01:13:49,198
Who... Who the fuck do you think you are,
you crazy little shit?

1112
01:13:54,236 --> 01:13:57,625
- Security!
I am Jack's smirking revenge.

1113
01:14:06,230 --> 01:14:08,265
What the hell are you doing?

1114
01:14:17,065 --> 01:14:19,055
That hurt.

1115
01:14:20,463 --> 01:14:22,453
Why would you do that?

1116
01:14:23,061 --> 01:14:25,938
Oh, my God! No! Please stop!

1117
01:14:34,935 --> 01:14:36,925
What are you doing?

1118
01:14:37,974 --> 01:14:39,964
Oh, God, no! Please! No!

1119
01:14:40,053 --> 01:14:43,964
For some reason,
I thought of my first fight, with Tyler.

1120
01:14:44,051 --> 01:14:45,608
No!

1121
01:15:08,998 --> 01:15:13,307
Under and behind and inside
everything this man took for granted,

1122
01:15:13,395 --> 01:15:16,704
something horrible had been growing.

1123
01:15:16,794 --> 01:15:17,828
Look.

1124
01:15:17,913 --> 01:15:22,427
Give me the paychecks, like I asked,
and you won't ever see me again.

1125
01:15:22,511 --> 01:15:25,182
And right then, at our most excellent
moment together...

1126
01:15:28,108 --> 01:15:30,779
Thank God!
Please don't hit me again.

1127
01:15:30,866 --> 01:15:32,856
Telephone, computer,

1128
01:15:32,945 --> 01:15:37,892
fax machine, 52 weekly paychecks
and 48 airline flight coupons.

1129
01:15:37,983 --> 01:15:40,290
We now had corporate sponsorship.

1130
01:15:40,381 --> 01:15:45,294
This is how Tyler and I were able to have
Fight Club every night of the week.

1131
01:15:47,857 --> 01:15:51,292
Now nobody was the centre of Fight Club
except the two men fighting.

1132
01:15:51,376 --> 01:15:54,730
The leader walked through the crowd,
out in the darkness.

1133
01:15:56,413 --> 01:16:00,723
Tyler was now involved in class-action
a lawsuit with the Pressman Hotel

1134
01:16:00,811 --> 01:16:03,005
over the urine content of their soup.

1135
01:16:07,967 --> 01:16:10,843
I am Jack's wasted life.

1136
01:16:18,242 --> 01:16:20,232
Thank you, sir.

1137
01:16:21,680 --> 01:16:24,556
Tyler dreamed up
new homework assignments.

1138
01:16:24,638 --> 01:16:27,071
He handed them out in sealed envelopes.

1139
01:17:04,617 --> 01:17:08,131
- There's a Fight Club up in Delaware City.
- Yeah, I heard.

1140
01:17:09,855 --> 01:17:11,970
There's one in Penns Grove too.

1141
01:17:12,054 --> 01:17:14,202
- Leave it.
- Bob even found one up in New Castle.

1142
01:17:14,292 --> 01:17:17,249
- Did you start that one?
- No, I thought you did.

1143
01:17:17,331 --> 01:17:19,719
No.

1144
01:18:06,425 --> 01:18:06,465
- Stop for a second.
- Hey, what are we doing?

1145
01:18:06,465 --> 01:18:08,659
- Stop for a second.
- Hey, what are we doing?

1146
01:18:08,744 --> 01:18:10,699
- Turn around.
- What are we doing?

1147
01:18:10,783 --> 01:18:13,091
- Homework assignment.
- What kind of homework assignment?

1148
01:18:13,182 --> 01:18:15,137
Human sacrifice.

1149
01:18:15,221 --> 01:18:18,416
- Is that a gun? Please tell me it's not a gun.
- It's a gun.

1150
01:18:18,499 --> 01:18:20,728
- What are you doing?
- Meet me in the back.

1151
01:18:20,818 --> 01:18:23,092
- Don't fuck around!
- Meet me in the back.

1152
01:18:23,177 --> 01:18:24,894
On a long enough time line,

1153
01:18:24,976 --> 01:18:27,727
the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

1154
01:18:28,694 --> 01:18:30,684
What are you doing? Come on!

1155
01:18:30,773 --> 01:18:34,047
Hands behind the back.
Give me your wallet.

1156
01:18:35,730 --> 01:18:38,879
Raymond K Hessel.
1320 SE Banning, Apartment A.

1157
01:18:39,648 --> 01:18:42,718
- Small, cramped basement apartment, Raymond?
- How did you know?

1158
01:18:42,806 --> 01:18:45,319
Because they give shitty apartments
letters instead of numbers.

1159
01:18:45,405 --> 01:18:48,396
Raymond! You're going to die.

1160
01:18:48,483 --> 01:18:49,882
No!

1161
01:18:49,963 --> 01:18:53,954
Is that your mom and dad?
Mom and dad are gonna have

1162
01:18:54,041 --> 01:18:56,189
to pick up your dental records,
do you wanna know why?

1163
01:18:56,279 --> 01:18:59,714
- Because there won't be nothing left of your face.
- Oh, come on!

1164
01:18:59,798 --> 01:19:03,550
An expired community college student ID.
What did you study, Raymond?

1165
01:19:03,636 --> 01:19:06,546
- S... S... Stuff.
- Stuff?

1166
01:19:06,634 --> 01:19:08,624
Were the midterms hard?

1167
01:19:09,712 --> 01:19:12,179
- I asked you what you studied!
- Biology, mostly.

1168
01:19:12,271 --> 01:19:15,625
- Why?
- I don't know.

1169
01:19:15,709 --> 01:19:18,586
What did you wanna be, Raymond K Hessel?!

1170
01:19:19,947 --> 01:19:23,733
The question, Raymond,
was what did you want to be?

1171
01:19:25,344 --> 01:19:27,334
Answer him, Raymond, Jesus!

1172
01:19:27,423 --> 01:19:29,731
- Veterinarian. Veterinarian.
- Animals.

1173
01:19:29,822 --> 01:19:32,654
- Yeah. Animals and stuff.
- Stuff. Yeah, I got that.

1174
01:19:32,740 --> 01:19:35,207
- That means you have to get more schooling.
- Too much school.

1175
01:19:35,299 --> 01:19:37,653
- Would you rather be dead?
- No, please...

1176
01:19:37,738 --> 01:19:42,014
You'd rather die here, on your knees,
in the back of a convenience store?

1177
01:19:42,096 --> 01:19:43,653
Please, no.

1178
01:19:47,573 --> 01:19:49,563
I'm keeping your licence.

1179
01:19:50,771 --> 01:19:53,648
Gonna check in on you.
I know where you live.

1180
01:19:53,730 --> 01:19:56,606
If you are not on your way
to becoming a veterinarian in six weeks,

1181
01:19:56,688 --> 01:19:58,678
you will be dead.

1182
01:20:00,486 --> 01:20:02,476
Now run on home.

1183
01:20:07,043 --> 01:20:09,033
Run, Forrest, run!

1184
01:20:10,601 --> 01:20:12,591
I feel ill.

1185
01:20:13,359 --> 01:20:15,349
Imagine how he feels.

1186
01:20:15,438 --> 01:20:17,428
Come on, this isn't funny!

1187
01:20:17,517 --> 01:20:19,825
That wasn't funny!
What the fuck was the point of that?!

1188
01:20:19,916 --> 01:20:23,873
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day
of Raymond K Hessel's life.

1189
01:20:23,954 --> 01:20:28,150
His breakfast will taste better
than any meal you and I have ever tasted.

1190
01:20:29,511 --> 01:20:31,501
You had to give it to him.

1191
01:20:31,590 --> 01:20:33,864
- Come on.
- He had a plan.

1192
01:20:33,949 --> 01:20:37,223
And it started to make sense
in a Tyler-sort of way.

1193
01:20:37,307 --> 01:20:39,137
No fear. No distractions.

1194
01:20:39,226 --> 01:20:42,421
The ability to let that which does not matter

1195
01:20:42,504 --> 01:20:44,414
truly slide.

1196
01:20:57,257 --> 01:20:59,292
You are not your job.

1197
01:21:01,135 --> 01:21:04,364
You're not how much money
you have in the bank.

1198
01:21:06,012 --> 01:21:08,002
You're not the car you drive.

1199
01:21:08,531 --> 01:21:11,248
You're not the contents of your wallet.

1200
01:21:11,329 --> 01:21:13,523
You're not your fucking khakis.

1201
01:21:16,247 --> 01:21:19,794
You are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

1202
01:21:28,280 --> 01:21:30,395
I'll be out of your way in a sec.

1203
01:21:31,159 --> 01:21:33,149
You don't have to go.

1204
01:21:34,597 --> 01:21:36,587
Whatever.

1205
01:21:37,676 --> 01:21:40,632
No, I mean... It's OK.

1206
01:21:49,789 --> 01:21:51,779
Are you still going to groups?

1207
01:21:52,468 --> 01:21:54,458
Yeah.

1208
01:21:55,866 --> 01:21:57,856
Chloe's dead.

1209
01:21:58,345 --> 01:22:00,255
Wow, Chloe.

1210
01:22:00,344 --> 01:22:02,174
When did that happen?

1211
01:22:02,703 --> 01:22:04,499
Do you care?

1212
01:22:04,582 --> 01:22:07,811
I don't know.
I haven't thought about it in a while.

1213
01:22:08,060 --> 01:22:10,050
Yeah, well...

1214
01:22:10,139 --> 01:22:12,413
It was the smart move on her part.

1215
01:22:13,737 --> 01:22:15,692
Listen...

1216
01:22:16,895 --> 01:22:19,169
What are you getting out of all this?

1217
01:22:19,854 --> 01:22:21,844
What?

1218
01:22:21,973 --> 01:22:24,201
I mean, all this. Why do you keep...

1219
01:22:24,931 --> 01:22:26,921
Is this making you happy?

1220
01:22:28,449 --> 01:22:30,439
Yeah, well, sometimes.

1221
01:22:32,087 --> 01:22:34,122
I don't know. I don't understand.

1222
01:22:34,206 --> 01:22:37,640
Why does a weaker person
need to latch on a strong person?

1223
01:22:37,724 --> 01:22:39,714
What is... What is that?

1224
01:22:39,803 --> 01:22:41,872
What do you get out of it?

1225
01:22:43,321 --> 01:22:45,311
No... That's not the same thing at all.

1226
01:22:45,400 --> 01:22:47,390
It's totally different with us.

1227
01:22:47,479 --> 01:22:49,469
Us?

1228
01:22:49,558 --> 01:22:51,388
What do you mean by us?

1229
01:22:51,477 --> 01:22:55,184
- I'm sorry. Do you hear this?
- Hear what?

1230
01:22:55,275 --> 01:22:57,230
- All that noise. Hold on.
- No, wait!

1231
01:22:57,314 --> 01:22:59,907
Don't change the subject!
I want to talk about this.

1232
01:22:59,993 --> 01:23:02,664
- You're not talking about me, are you?
- No.

1233
01:23:02,751 --> 01:23:06,060
- What?
- That day you came over my house to play doctor.

1234
01:23:06,150 --> 01:23:09,265
- What are you talking about?
- Nothing. Nothing.

1235
01:23:09,348 --> 01:23:11,338
- I don't think so.
- Come on, what do you want?

1236
01:23:11,427 --> 01:23:13,735
- Look at me.
- No. What?

1237
01:23:14,465 --> 01:23:17,183
- What is that?!
- It's nothing. Don't worry.

1238
01:23:17,264 --> 01:23:19,572
My God. Who did this?

1239
01:23:19,663 --> 01:23:21,653
- A person.
- Guy or girl?

1240
01:23:21,741 --> 01:23:24,413
- Why do you care if it's a guy o girl?
- Why do you care if I ask?

1241
01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:26,967
- This is none of your business. Leave me alone.
- You're afraid to say.

1242
01:23:27,059 --> 01:23:28,969
- I am not afraid to say. Let me go!
- No! Talk to me!

1243
01:23:29,058 --> 01:23:30,172
Let go of me!

1244
01:23:30,257 --> 01:23:32,850
- This conversation
- This conversation

1245
01:23:32,936 --> 01:23:35,323
- is over.
- is over.

1246
01:23:36,134 --> 01:23:39,124
I just can't win with you, can I?

1247
01:23:48,048 --> 01:23:50,436
Hey, this is getting a little old!

1248
01:23:51,006 --> 01:23:53,235
What is... What is all this?

1249
01:23:53,325 --> 01:23:55,315
What do you think?

1250
01:23:56,244 --> 01:23:58,278
Hey, why do we need bunk beds?

1251
01:23:58,362 --> 01:24:00,159
Hey!

1252
01:24:06,678 --> 01:24:08,429
Too young.

1253
01:24:08,517 --> 01:24:10,074
Sorry.

1254
01:24:10,156 --> 01:24:12,146
What's all that?

1255
01:24:12,235 --> 01:24:15,067
If the applicant is young,
tell him he's too young.

1256
01:24:15,154 --> 01:24:17,666
- Old, too old. Fat, too fat.
- Applicant?

1257
01:24:17,752 --> 01:24:20,982
If the applicant waits at the door three days
without food, shelter or encouragement,

1258
01:24:21,071 --> 01:24:23,061
then he may enter and begin his training.

1259
01:24:23,150 --> 01:24:24,901
Training for what?

1260
01:24:30,266 --> 01:24:32,256
You think this is a game?

1261
01:24:32,345 --> 01:24:34,903
You're too young to train here, end of story.

1262
01:24:34,983 --> 01:24:37,621
Quit wasting our time.
Get the fuck out of here.

1263
01:24:41,380 --> 01:24:43,370
Bad news, friend.

1264
01:24:43,619 --> 01:24:45,609
It's not gonna happen.

1265
01:24:45,698 --> 01:24:47,892
Sorry if there was a misunderstanding.

1266
01:24:47,977 --> 01:24:49,807
It's not the end of the world.

1267
01:24:49,896 --> 01:24:52,011
Just... go away.

1268
01:24:52,854 --> 01:24:54,809
Go.

1269
01:24:54,893 --> 01:24:58,406
You're trespassing
and I will have to call the police.

1270
01:25:01,370 --> 01:25:03,360
Don't you look at me!

1271
01:25:03,449 --> 01:25:06,564
You think you're ever getting in this house?
You're never getting in this fucking house!

1272
01:25:06,647 --> 01:25:09,876
Never. Now get the fuck off my porch!
Get off my porch!

1273
01:25:09,965 --> 01:25:13,353
Sooner or later,
we all became what Tyler wanted us to be.

1274
01:25:13,443 --> 01:25:16,161
I'm gonna go inside
and I'm gonna get a shovel.

1275
01:25:23,398 --> 01:25:25,513
- Got two black shirts?
- Yes, sir.

1276
01:25:25,597 --> 01:25:27,746
- Two pair of black pants?
- Yes, sir.

1277
01:25:27,836 --> 01:25:30,667
- One pair black boots? Two pair of black socks?
- Yes, sir.

1278
01:25:30,754 --> 01:25:32,744
- One black jacket.
- Yes, sir.

1279
01:25:32,833 --> 01:25:35,710
- $300 personal burial money?
- Yes, sir.

1280
01:25:37,791 --> 01:25:39,781
All right.

1281
01:25:49,185 --> 01:25:51,175
You're too old, fat man.

1282
01:25:51,264 --> 01:25:54,299
Your tits are too big.
Get the fuck off my porch.

1283
01:26:01,778 --> 01:26:03,768
Bob! Bob!

1284
01:26:19,089 --> 01:26:21,648
Like a monkey ready to be shot into space.

1285
01:26:22,368 --> 01:26:23,800
Space monkey.

1286
01:26:23,887 --> 01:26:27,241
Ready to sacrifice himself
for the greater good.

1287
01:26:33,602 --> 01:26:36,160
You are too fucking old, fatty!

1288
01:26:36,240 --> 01:26:39,311
And you... You're too fucking

1289
01:26:39,399 --> 01:26:40,956
blond!

1290
01:26:41,038 --> 01:26:43,267
Get out of here, the both of you!

1291
01:26:43,357 --> 01:26:45,347
And so it went.

1292
01:26:45,516 --> 01:26:47,551
Listen up, maggots.

1293
01:26:47,634 --> 01:26:49,624
You are not special.

1294
01:26:49,953 --> 01:26:53,103
You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake.

1295
01:26:53,192 --> 01:26:57,387
You are the same decaying organic matter
as everything else.

1296
01:26:57,469 --> 01:26:59,504
Tyler built himself an army.

1297
01:26:59,708 --> 01:27:03,221
We are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

1298
01:27:03,306 --> 01:27:06,775
We are all part of the same compost heap.

1299
01:27:07,784 --> 01:27:10,899
Why was Tyler Durden building an army?

1300
01:27:10,982 --> 01:27:12,972
To what purpose?

1301
01:27:13,061 --> 01:27:15,369
For what greater good?

1302
01:27:18,578 --> 01:27:20,568
In Tyler we trusted.

1303
01:27:25,655 --> 01:27:28,247
(man) When he was like,
"You are not your job",

1304
01:27:28,333 --> 01:27:30,323
I was like, "Yeah!"

1305
01:27:32,131 --> 01:27:34,121
Hey, what's all this?

1306
01:27:34,210 --> 01:27:36,200
Hey!

1307
01:27:37,648 --> 01:27:39,240
OK!

1308
01:27:39,328 --> 01:27:41,601
- What's going on?
- We're celebrating.

1309
01:27:41,686 --> 01:27:44,074
- What are we celebrating?
- Go in.

1310
01:27:47,923 --> 01:27:49,992
- Hey.
- Let me get that for you.

1311
01:27:54,400 --> 01:27:57,196
The same great taste, Pepsi.
Generation next.

1312
01:27:59,437 --> 01:28:01,586
Ssh!

1313
01:28:01,676 --> 01:28:05,303
Investigators are around on the scene. Hold on.
The Police Commissioner Jacobs has arrived.

1314
01:28:05,394 --> 01:28:08,226
Commissioner, could you please tell us
what you think has happened here?

1315
01:28:08,313 --> 01:28:12,383
We believe this is one of many
recent acts of vandalism around the city

1316
01:28:12,470 --> 01:28:15,461
somehow related
to underground boxing clubs.

1317
01:28:15,549 --> 01:28:19,586
We will be coordinating
a rigorous investigation.

1318
01:28:20,466 --> 01:28:24,662
That was Police Commissioner Jacobs
who just arrived on the scene here

1319
01:28:24,744 --> 01:28:28,815
- of a four-alarm fire that broke out abount an hour ago...
- She's hot.

1320
01:28:28,902 --> 01:28:30,653
Back to you in the studio.

1321
01:28:30,741 --> 01:28:33,015
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1322
01:28:33,939 --> 01:28:36,372
- Holy shit!
- Yeah!

1323
01:28:43,374 --> 01:28:45,329
What the fuck did you guys do?

1324
01:28:45,413 --> 01:28:49,324
Arson investigators
are on the premises...

1325
01:28:52,929 --> 01:28:57,318
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not ask questions, sir.

1326
01:29:03,284 --> 01:29:05,672
The victory in the war against crime

1327
01:29:05,763 --> 01:29:07,753
will not come overnight.

1328
01:29:07,842 --> 01:29:12,196
It will take dedication and commitment
and, most of all, cooperation.

1329
01:29:12,279 --> 01:29:16,987
Streets are safer now.
There is hope in the inner city. However...

1330
01:29:17,077 --> 01:29:18,987
I gotta take a piss.

1331
01:29:19,076 --> 01:29:21,713
These are the first steps in a long journey.

1332
01:29:21,794 --> 01:29:24,307
That is why we have created Project Hope.

1333
01:29:24,393 --> 01:29:26,383
Bob.

1334
01:29:29,350 --> 01:29:32,022
Project Hope will be a joint effort

1335
01:29:32,109 --> 01:29:34,747
between the police and community leaders.

1336
01:29:34,828 --> 01:29:38,818
It will be a powerful new weapon
in the war against crime.

1337
01:30:22,363 --> 01:30:26,354
- Wrap it around the top of his hacky-sack, Bob.
- Yeah, his balls are ice cold.

1338
01:30:28,280 --> 01:30:31,475
Hi. You're gonna call off
your rigorous investigation.

1339
01:30:31,558 --> 01:30:34,753
You're gonna publicly state
there is no underground group or

1340
01:30:34,836 --> 01:30:37,065
these guys are gonna take your balls.

1341
01:30:37,915 --> 01:30:41,542
They'll send one to the New York Times
and one to the LA Times. Press release style.

1342
01:30:41,633 --> 01:30:43,304
Look.

1343
01:30:43,392 --> 01:30:46,348
The people you are after
are the people you depend on.

1344
01:30:46,430 --> 01:30:49,865
We cook your meals. We haul your trash.
We connect your calls.

1345
01:30:49,949 --> 01:30:53,542
We drive your ambulances.
We guard you while you sleep.

1346
01:30:57,784 --> 01:31:00,456
Do not fuck with us.

1347
01:31:07,579 --> 01:31:09,614
Ball check!

1348
01:31:23,371 --> 01:31:25,361
Bob, you're this way.

1349
01:31:26,410 --> 01:31:28,638
Let's go.

1350
01:31:28,728 --> 01:31:31,799
I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.

1351
01:31:32,846 --> 01:31:34,836
Hey!

1352
01:31:48,718 --> 01:31:49,945
Yeah!

1353
01:32:21,341 --> 01:32:24,013
I felt like putting a bullet between
the eyes of every panda

1354
01:32:24,100 --> 01:32:27,807
that wouldn't screw to save its species.

1355
01:32:29,857 --> 01:32:32,528
I wanted to open the dump valves
on oil tankers

1356
01:32:32,615 --> 01:32:35,367
and smother all those French beaches
I'd never see.

1357
01:32:38,492 --> 01:32:40,880
I wanted to breathe smoke.

1358
01:32:57,522 --> 01:32:59,557
Where did you go, psycho boy?

1359
01:33:01,240 --> 01:33:04,037
I felt like destroying something beautiful.

1360
01:33:07,397 --> 01:33:09,387
Get him to a fucking hospital.

1361
01:33:09,476 --> 01:33:11,466
Yeah.

1362
01:33:21,790 --> 01:33:24,746
Don't worry, Mr. Durden.
Airport parking. Long term.

1363
01:33:26,187 --> 01:33:28,177
After you, Mr. Durden.

1364
01:33:29,106 --> 01:33:31,096
After you.

1365
01:33:48,136 --> 01:33:50,603
- Something on your mind, dear?
- No.

1366
01:33:50,695 --> 01:33:53,810
Yeah, why wasn't I told
about Project Mayhem?

1367
01:33:53,893 --> 01:33:56,769
The first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not ask questions.

1368
01:33:56,851 --> 01:33:59,125
- What are you talking about?
- Why didn't you include me in the beginning?

1369
01:33:59,210 --> 01:34:04,202
Fight Club was the beginning. Now it's out of
the basements and it's called Project Mayhem.

1370
01:34:04,288 --> 01:34:08,483
You and I started Fight Club together.
Do you remember that?

1371
01:34:08,565 --> 01:34:12,636
- Is this about you and me?
- Yeah. I thought we were doing this together?

1372
01:34:12,723 --> 01:34:16,031
You are missing the point. 
This does not belong to us. We are not special.

1373
01:34:16,121 --> 01:34:18,429
Fuck that. You should have told me.

1374
01:34:19,240 --> 01:34:21,150
Hey, Tyler!

1375
01:34:22,918 --> 01:34:25,306
- Goddamn it, Tyler!
- What do you want?!

1376
01:34:25,397 --> 01:34:27,750
A statement of purpose?
Should I e-mail you?

1377
01:34:27,835 --> 01:34:30,394
- Oh... look...
- You decide your level of involvement!

1378
01:34:30,474 --> 01:34:33,033
I will! I wanna know certain things first!

1379
01:34:33,113 --> 01:34:35,625
- The first rule of Project Mayhem...
- Shut up!

1380
01:34:37,310 --> 01:34:40,903
- I wanna know what you're thinking.
- Fuck what you know!  You need to forget about

1381
01:34:40,988 --> 01:34:44,297
Forget about what you think you know
about life, about friendship,

1382
01:34:44,387 --> 01:34:46,377
and especially about you and me.

1383
01:34:47,505 --> 01:34:49,574
What is that supposed to mean?

1384
01:34:52,822 --> 01:34:54,891
What are you doing?

1385
01:34:55,781 --> 01:34:58,373
Guys, what do you wish you'd done
before you died?

1386
01:34:58,459 --> 01:35:01,211
- Paint a self-portrait.
- Build a house.

1387
01:35:01,298 --> 01:35:03,572
- And you?
- I don't know. Nothing.

1388
01:35:03,657 --> 01:35:05,964
- Get in the right lane.
- You have to know! You have to know

1389
01:35:06,055 --> 01:35:08,966
If you died right now,
how would you feel about your life?

1390
01:35:09,054 --> 01:35:12,567
I don't know! I wouldn't feel anything
good about my life. Is that what you

1391
01:35:12,652 --> 01:35:14,846
- Fine. Come on!
- Not good enough.

1392
01:35:14,931 --> 01:35:17,285
Stop fucking around! Tyler!

1393
01:35:18,489 --> 01:35:20,638
Jesus Christ!

1394
01:35:21,367 --> 01:35:23,357
Goddamn it! Goddamn it! Fuck you!

1395
01:35:23,446 --> 01:35:25,436
Fuck Fight Club. Fuck Marla!

1396
01:35:25,525 --> 01:35:28,084
I am sick of all your shit!

1397
01:35:28,164 --> 01:35:29,994
OK, man.

1398
01:35:31,722 --> 01:35:34,155
- Quit screwing around, take the wheel!
- Look at you!

1399
01:35:34,241 --> 01:35:36,878
- Take the wheel!
- Look at you! You're fucking pathetic!

1400
01:35:36,959 --> 01:35:41,872
- Why? Why? What are you talking about?
- Why do you think I blew up your condo?

1401
01:35:42,476 --> 01:35:43,955
What?

1402
01:35:44,036 --> 01:35:47,788
Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat.
It's not a goddamned seminar.

1403
01:35:47,874 --> 01:35:51,421
Stop trying to control everything
and just let go!

1404
01:35:53,071 --> 01:35:54,867
Let go!

1405
01:35:54,950 --> 01:35:56,940
All right. Fine.

1406
01:35:57,789 --> 01:35:59,619
Fine.

1407
01:36:55,558 --> 01:36:57,946
I'd never been in a car accident.

1408
01:36:58,037 --> 01:37:01,312
This must have been
what all those people felt like

1409
01:37:01,395 --> 01:37:04,466
before I filed them
as statistics in my reports.

1410
01:37:04,554 --> 01:37:06,544
Goddamn!

1411
01:37:09,911 --> 01:37:12,946
We've just had a near-life experience!

1412
01:37:16,628 --> 01:37:18,538
In the world I see,

1413
01:37:18,627 --> 01:37:22,334
you're stalking elk
through the damp canyon forests

1414
01:37:22,425 --> 01:37:25,301
around the ruins of Rockefeller Center.

1415
01:37:27,222 --> 01:37:31,418
You'll wear leather clothes
that will last you the rest of your life.

1416
01:37:31,500 --> 01:37:35,855
You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines
that wrap the Sears Tower.

1417
01:37:35,938 --> 01:37:40,326
And when you look down,
you'll see tiny figures pounding corn,

1418
01:37:40,415 --> 01:37:43,803
laying strips of venison
in the empty car pool lane

1419
01:37:43,893 --> 01:37:46,087
of some abandoned superhighway.

1420
01:37:58,966 --> 01:38:01,114
Feel better, champ.

1421
01:38:17,756 --> 01:38:19,473
And then...

1422
01:38:19,555 --> 01:38:21,033
Tyler?

1423
01:38:21,114 --> 01:38:23,104
...Tyler was gone.

1424
01:38:30,189 --> 01:38:32,144
Was I asleep?

1425
01:38:33,188 --> 01:38:35,143
Had I slept?

1426
01:38:35,227 --> 01:38:38,137
You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake.
You understand me?

1427
01:38:38,225 --> 01:38:40,579
The house had become a living thing.

1428
01:38:40,664 --> 01:38:45,099
Wet inside from so many people
sweating and breathing.

1429
01:38:45,581 --> 01:38:48,048
So many people moving, the house moved.

1430
01:38:50,819 --> 01:38:52,809
Planet Tyler.

1431
01:38:52,898 --> 01:38:54,887
I had to hug the walls.

1432
01:38:54,976 --> 01:38:57,967
Trapped inside
this clockwork of space monkeys.

1433
01:38:58,055 --> 01:39:01,682
You shouldn't be smoking in here!
You know how much ether we have

1434
01:39:01,773 --> 01:39:04,161
Cooking and working and sleeping in teams.

1435
01:39:06,331 --> 01:39:08,320
Hang on a second.

1436
01:39:26,440 --> 01:39:29,033
It's under control, sir.

1437
01:39:31,398 --> 01:39:33,149
Where's Tyler?

1438
01:39:33,237 --> 01:39:36,113
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not...

1439
01:39:36,195 --> 01:39:38,071
Right... OK.

1440
01:39:40,393 --> 01:39:42,383
I'm all alone.

1441
01:39:42,552 --> 01:39:46,065
My father dumped me. Tyler dumped me.

1442
01:39:46,150 --> 01:39:48,299
I am Jack's broken heart.

1443
01:39:52,347 --> 01:39:55,974
What comes next in Project Mayhem
only Tyler knows.

1444
01:39:56,864 --> 01:39:59,935
The second rule is you do not ask questions.

1445
01:40:02,621 --> 01:40:05,214
Get the fuck away from me!
Get the fuck away!

1446
01:40:05,580 --> 01:40:07,570
Who are all these people?

1447
01:40:12,616 --> 01:40:14,810
Paper Street Soap Company.

1448
01:40:16,294 --> 01:40:18,284
Can I come in?

1449
01:40:21,292 --> 01:40:23,282
He's not here.

1450
01:40:23,370 --> 01:40:25,485
What?

1451
01:40:26,489 --> 01:40:29,923
Tyler isn't here.

1452
01:40:30,007 --> 01:40:31,997
Tyler went away.

1453
01:40:32,406 --> 01:40:34,396
Tyler's gone.

1454
01:40:50,716 --> 01:40:52,353
Get some help!

1455
01:41:03,070 --> 01:41:07,743
Two gunshot wounds coming through!
Make some fucking room!

1456
01:41:07,827 --> 01:41:10,135
What happened? What happened?

1457
01:41:10,226 --> 01:41:12,978
We were on assignment. We were supposed
to kill two birds with one stone.

1458
01:41:14,224 --> 01:41:16,214
Destroy a piece of corporate art...

1459
01:41:16,303 --> 01:41:18,691
Operation Latte Thunder. Go!

1460
01:41:19,381 --> 01:41:22,417
..and trash a franchise coffee bar.

1461
01:41:28,577 --> 01:41:30,805
We had it all worked out, sir.

1462
01:41:38,651 --> 01:41:41,801
- It went smooth until...
- Police! Freeze!

1463
01:41:41,890 --> 01:41:44,527
- What?
- They shot Bob.

1464
01:41:45,968 --> 01:41:48,275
- They shot him in the head.
- Fucking pigs!

1465
01:41:53,444 --> 01:41:55,399
Oh, God!

1466
01:41:55,483 --> 01:41:58,598
- Those motherfuckers!
- You morons.

1467
01:41:58,681 --> 01:42:02,638
You're running around in ski masks
trying to blow things up?

1468
01:42:02,719 --> 01:42:05,278
What did you think was gonna happen?!

1469
01:42:06,997 --> 01:42:11,146
OK, quick! We gotta get rid of the evidence.
We gotta get rid of this body!

1470
01:42:11,234 --> 01:42:13,986
- Bury him.
- What?

1471
01:42:14,073 --> 01:42:16,222
Take him to the garden and bury him.

1472
01:42:16,312 --> 01:42:19,063
- Come on, people, let's go!
- Get the fuck off!

1473
01:42:19,150 --> 01:42:22,266
Get away from him!
What are you talking about?

1474
01:42:22,349 --> 01:42:24,815
This isn't fucking piece of evidence.
This is a person.

1475
01:42:24,907 --> 01:42:27,978
He's a friend of mine and you're
not gonna bury him in the fucking garden!

1476
01:42:28,066 --> 01:42:30,942
He was killed serving Project Mayhem, sir.

1477
01:42:31,024 --> 01:42:32,979
- This is Bob.
- Sir, in...

1478
01:42:33,063 --> 01:42:35,053
In Project Mayhem, we have no names.

1479
01:42:35,142 --> 01:42:37,052
Now, you listen to me.

1480
01:42:37,141 --> 01:42:41,496
This is a man and he has a name,
and it's Robert Paulsen, OK?

1481
01:42:41,579 --> 01:42:43,409
- Robert Paulsen.
- He's a man

1482
01:42:43,498 --> 01:42:46,215
and he's dead now because of us.
All right? Do you understand that?

1483
01:42:46,856 --> 01:42:49,050
I understand.

1484
01:42:51,214 --> 01:42:54,409
In death, a member of Project Mayhem

1485
01:42:54,492 --> 01:42:56,482
has a name.

1486
01:42:56,611 --> 01:42:59,407
His name is Robert Paulsen.

1487
01:42:59,849 --> 01:43:01,839
His name is Robert Paulsen.

1488
01:43:02,608 --> 01:43:05,166
His name... is Robert Paulsen.

1489
01:43:05,246 --> 01:43:08,919
His name is Robert Paulsen.

1490
01:43:09,004 --> 01:43:11,961
Come on, guys. Please. Stop it.

1491
01:43:12,043 --> 01:43:14,510
His name is Robert Paulsen.

1492
01:43:14,601 --> 01:43:17,558
Shut up! This is all over with!

1493
01:43:20,678 --> 01:43:23,066
Get the fuck out of here.

1494
01:43:50,623 --> 01:43:54,853
- Tyler?
- No, this is Detective Stern of the Arson Unit.

1495
01:43:54,941 --> 01:43:56,453
I need to see you in the office...

1496
01:44:00,777 --> 01:44:04,654
I went to all the cities
on Tyler's used ticket stubs, barhopping.

1497
01:44:04,735 --> 01:44:09,284
I didn't know how or why, but I could look
at 50 different bars, and somehow I just knew.

1498
01:44:09,373 --> 01:44:13,762
I'm looking for Tyler Durden.
It's very important that I talk to him.

1499
01:44:13,851 --> 01:44:15,442
I wish I could help you,

1500
01:44:15,530 --> 01:44:17,724
sir.

1501
01:44:22,806 --> 01:44:24,796
Every city I went to,

1502
01:44:25,804 --> 01:44:28,112
as soon as I set foot off the plane

1503
01:44:28,683 --> 01:44:30,877
I knew a Fight Club was close.

1504
01:44:30,962 --> 01:44:32,553
Hey! Hey!

1505
01:44:33,600 --> 01:44:35,113
Taxi!

1506
01:44:35,200 --> 01:44:37,190
Look at my face. I'm a member.

1507
01:44:37,279 --> 01:44:39,711
Now, I just need to know if you've seen Tyler.

1508
01:44:39,797 --> 01:44:43,344
I'm not exposed to bespeak
any such information to you,

1509
01:44:43,435 --> 01:44:47,949
nor would I even if I had said information you want,
at this juncture... be able.

1510
01:44:48,593 --> 01:44:52,140
- You're a moron.
- I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

1511
01:44:53,430 --> 01:44:58,263
Tyler had been busy...
setting up franchises all over the country.

1512
01:45:00,906 --> 01:45:05,182
Was I asleep? Had I slept?

1513
01:45:05,264 --> 01:45:07,413
Is Tyler my bad dream, or am I Tyler's?

1514
01:45:08,742 --> 01:45:11,699
- We've just heard the stories.
- What kind of stories?

1515
01:45:11,781 --> 01:45:15,851
- Like nobody knows what he looks like.
- He has facial reconstructive surgery every three years.

1516
01:45:15,938 --> 01:45:18,849
That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.

1517
01:45:18,937 --> 01:45:22,848
- Is it true about Fight Club in Miami?
- Is Mr. Durden building an army?

1518
01:45:22,935 --> 01:45:25,811
I was living in a state of perpetual deja vu.

1519
01:45:26,613 --> 01:45:28,603
Everywhere I went,

1520
01:45:28,692 --> 01:45:30,568
I felt I'd already been there.

1521
01:45:30,651 --> 01:45:33,447
It was like following an invisible man.

1522
01:45:34,489 --> 01:45:36,479
The smell of dried blood,

1523
01:45:36,568 --> 01:45:39,956
dirty, bare footprints circling each other.

1524
01:45:40,766 --> 01:45:43,836
That aroma of old sweat, like fried chicken.

1525
01:45:43,924 --> 01:45:47,312
The feel of a floor still warm
from a fight the night before.

1526
01:45:48,162 --> 01:45:50,958
I was always just one step behind Tyler.

1527
01:45:53,759 --> 01:45:56,749
His name is Robert Paulsen...

1528
01:46:01,195 --> 01:46:03,185
Welcome back, sir.

1529
01:46:04,113 --> 01:46:06,103
How have you been?

1530
01:46:06,192 --> 01:46:08,261
Do you know me?

1531
01:46:08,351 --> 01:46:10,659
Is this a test, sir?

1532
01:46:10,750 --> 01:46:12,546
No. This is not a test.

1533
01:46:12,629 --> 01:46:14,744
You were in here last Thursday.

1534
01:46:15,308 --> 01:46:17,501
Thursday?

1535
01:46:17,586 --> 01:46:21,372
You were standing exactly where you are now,
asking how good security is.

1536
01:46:22,024 --> 01:46:24,014
It's tight as a drum, sir.

1537
01:46:26,582 --> 01:46:28,651
Who do you think I am?

1538
01:46:28,741 --> 01:46:31,173
Are you sure this isn't a test?

1539
01:46:31,259 --> 01:46:33,089
No, this is not a test.

1540
01:46:33,178 --> 01:46:35,168
You're Mr. Durden.

1541
01:46:36,457 --> 01:46:39,015
You're the one who gave me this.

1542
01:46:39,095 --> 01:46:43,132
Please return your seat backs
to their full upright and locked position.

1543
01:46:54,087 --> 01:46:56,077
- Yeah?
- Marla, it's me.

1544
01:46:56,166 --> 01:46:58,042
- Have we ever done it?
- Done what?

1545
01:46:58,125 --> 01:46:59,444
Have we ever had sex?

1546
01:46:59,525 --> 01:47:01,594
What kind of stupid question is that?

1547
01:47:01,683 --> 01:47:03,957
Is it stupid because the answer is "yes"
or because the answer is "no"?

1548
01:47:04,042 --> 01:47:06,509
- Is this a trick?
- No, Marla. I need to know...

1549
01:47:06,601 --> 01:47:10,308
You wanna know if I think
we were just having sex or making love?

1550
01:47:10,399 --> 01:47:13,673
- We did make love?
- Is that what you're calling it?

1551
01:47:13,757 --> 01:47:16,475
Just answer the question, Marla, please!
Did we do it or not?!

1552
01:47:16,556 --> 01:47:19,352
You fuck me, then snub me.
You love me, you hate me.

1553
01:47:19,434 --> 01:47:22,186
You show me your sensitive side,
then you turn into a total asshole.

1554
01:47:22,273 --> 01:47:24,831
Is that a pretty accurate description
of our relationship, Tyler?

1555
01:47:24,911 --> 01:47:26,901
We have just lost cabin pressure.

1556
01:47:26,990 --> 01:47:28,423
What did you just say?

1557
01:47:28,510 --> 01:47:30,738
- What is wrong with you?
- What did you just called me? Say my name!

1558
01:47:30,828 --> 01:47:34,341
Tyler Durden! Tyler Durden!
You fucking freak! What's going on?

1559
01:47:34,426 --> 01:47:36,416
- I'm coming over!
- No, wait, Marla! I'm not there!

1560
01:47:36,505 --> 01:47:39,177
You broke your promise.

1561
01:47:39,264 --> 01:47:41,140
Jesus, Tyler.

1562
01:47:41,223 --> 01:47:44,531
- You fucking talked to her about me.
- What the fuck is going on here?

1563
01:47:44,621 --> 01:47:47,929
I asked you for one thing. One simple thing.

1564
01:47:48,019 --> 01:47:50,248
Why do people think that I'm you?

1565
01:47:50,778 --> 01:47:52,768
Answer me!

1566
01:47:55,056 --> 01:47:56,807
Sit.

1567
01:47:59,493 --> 01:48:02,086
Answer me. Why do people think I'm you?

1568
01:48:02,172 --> 01:48:04,241
I think you know.

1569
01:48:04,371 --> 01:48:06,838
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.

1570
01:48:06,930 --> 01:48:09,567
Why would anyone
possibly confuse you with me?

1571
01:48:09,648 --> 01:48:12,320
I... I don't know.

1572
01:48:16,884 --> 01:48:19,636
- You got it.
- No.

1573
01:48:19,723 --> 01:48:21,758
- Do not fuck with us!
- Say it.

1574
01:48:23,081 --> 01:48:25,036
Because...

1575
01:48:26,319 --> 01:48:27,434
Say it!

1576
01:48:29,038 --> 01:48:30,993
Because we're the same person.

1577
01:48:31,077 --> 01:48:33,112
That's right.

1578
01:48:33,196 --> 01:48:35,265
We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap.

1579
01:48:35,355 --> 01:48:38,902
- I don't understand this.
- You were looking for a way to change your life.

1580
01:48:38,993 --> 01:48:40,983
You could not do this on your own.

1581
01:48:41,072 --> 01:48:43,062
All the ways you wish you could be,

1582
01:48:43,151 --> 01:48:44,947
that's me.

1583
01:48:45,030 --> 01:48:48,065
I look like you wanna look,
I fuck like you wanna fuck.

1584
01:48:48,148 --> 01:48:50,377
I am smart, capable and, most importantly,

1585
01:48:50,467 --> 01:48:53,105
I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

1586
01:48:53,186 --> 01:48:54,140
Oh, no.

1587
01:48:54,225 --> 01:48:57,022
- Tyler's not here. Tyler went away.
- What?

1588
01:48:57,103 --> 01:48:59,332
This isn't possible. This is crazy.

1589
01:48:59,422 --> 01:49:01,377
People do it every day.

1590
01:49:01,461 --> 01:49:04,849
They talk to themselves.
They see themselves as they'd like to be.

1591
01:49:04,939 --> 01:49:08,055
They don't have the courage you have,
to just run with it.

1592
01:49:11,696 --> 01:49:14,925
Naturally you still wrestling with it,
so sometimes you're still you.

1593
01:49:15,014 --> 01:49:19,528
- We should do this again sometime.
- Other times, you imagine yourself watching me.

1594
01:49:19,612 --> 01:49:22,000
If this is your first night at fight club,
you have to fight.

1595
01:49:22,090 --> 01:49:26,286
Little by little,
you're just letting yourself become

1596
01:49:27,088 --> 01:49:28,918
Tyler Durden.

1597
01:49:29,007 --> 01:49:31,679
You are not your job
or how much money you have in the bank!

1598
01:49:31,765 --> 01:49:34,073
- No. You have a house.
- Rented in your name.

1599
01:49:34,164 --> 01:49:37,632
- You have jobs, you have a whole life.
- You have night jobs, because you can't sleep.

1600
01:49:37,722 --> 01:49:39,439
Or you stay up and make soap.

1601
01:49:39,521 --> 01:49:44,274
- You're fucking Marla, Tyler.
- Technically, you are fucking Marla.

1602
01:49:45,918 --> 01:49:47,873
Oh, my God.

1603
01:49:48,837 --> 01:49:50,827
Now you see our dilemma.

1604
01:49:50,916 --> 01:49:53,109
She knows too much.

1605
01:49:53,194 --> 01:49:58,107
I think we're gonna have to talk about
how this might compromise our goals.

1606
01:49:58,192 --> 01:50:00,227
What... What are you saying?

1607
01:50:01,150 --> 01:50:05,221
This is bullshit. This is bullshit,
I'm not listening to this!

1608
01:50:05,308 --> 01:50:07,867
- You are insane!
- No. You're insane.

1609
01:50:07,947 --> 01:50:10,584
We simply do not have time for this crap.

1610
01:50:11,985 --> 01:50:14,099
It's called a changeover.

1611
01:50:14,183 --> 01:50:16,173
The movie goes on

1612
01:50:16,262 --> 01:50:19,253
and nobody in the audience has any idea.

1613
01:50:31,694 --> 01:50:35,207
- Sir! Are you checking out?
- Yeah. Bill me.

1614
01:50:35,292 --> 01:50:37,600
I need you to initiate this
list of phone calls, please.

1615
01:50:41,849 --> 01:50:45,726
- When were these made?
- It says right there, sir.

1616
01:50:51,324 --> 01:50:55,281
Had I been going to bed earlier every night?
Have I been sleeping later?

1617
01:50:55,362 --> 01:51:00,036
Have I been Tyler longer and longer?

1618
01:51:02,438 --> 01:51:04,746
Is anybody here?

1619
01:51:07,316 --> 01:51:09,306
Deja vu all over again.

1620
01:51:10,914 --> 01:51:13,302
With enough soap,
we could blow just about anything.

1621
01:51:15,552 --> 01:51:17,541
Oh, my God.

1622
01:51:21,269 --> 01:51:23,542
- 1888.
- Who am I calling?

1623
01:51:23,947 --> 01:51:27,460
1888 Franklin. This is maintenance. Hello?

1624
01:51:28,585 --> 01:51:30,142
Hello?

1625
01:51:30,224 --> 01:51:32,214
1888 Franklin Street?

1626
01:51:32,303 --> 01:51:34,293
Yes. Can I help you?

1627
01:51:36,661 --> 01:51:39,127
- Hello?
- Yeah, yeah.

1628
01:51:39,219 --> 01:51:41,652
I need to talk to your supervisor right away.

1629
01:51:41,738 --> 01:51:43,728
- Speaking.
- OK, listen to me.

1630
01:51:43,817 --> 01:51:46,852
I think something really terrible
is about to happen in your building.

1631
01:51:46,935 --> 01:51:48,925
It's under control, sir.

1632
01:51:49,374 --> 01:51:52,762
- Excuse me?
- Don't worry about us, sir. We're solid.

1633
01:51:56,850 --> 01:51:58,123
2160.

1634
01:52:05,446 --> 01:52:07,833
Marla! Marla! Hey, wait!

1635
01:52:09,483 --> 01:52:12,155
Wait! I gotta talk to you! Marla! Marla!

1636
01:52:12,242 --> 01:52:16,233
Your whacked-out bald freaks
hit me with a fucking broom!

1637
01:52:16,320 --> 01:52:18,958
They were burning their fingertips with lye.
The stink was unbelievable.

1638
01:52:19,039 --> 01:52:22,825
Look... listen. It'll take a
tremendous act of faith on your part,

1639
01:52:22,917 --> 01:52:26,703
- Here comes an avalanche of bullshit.
- A little more faith than that.

1640
01:52:29,793 --> 01:52:32,260
No, listen. I don't want to hear
anything you have to say.

1641
01:52:32,352 --> 01:52:34,387
You have every right to be...

1642
01:52:34,950 --> 01:52:36,746
I'll just have a coffee, thanks.

1643
01:52:36,829 --> 01:52:39,661
Sir. Anything you order is
free of charge, sir.

1644
01:52:39,748 --> 01:52:41,703
Why is it free of charge?

1645
01:52:41,787 --> 01:52:43,742
- Don't ask.
- Whatever.

1646
01:52:43,826 --> 01:52:49,102
I'll have the clam chowder, the fried
chicken and a baked potato with

1647
01:52:49,183 --> 01:52:51,173
Clean food, please.

1648
01:52:51,262 --> 01:52:54,172
In that case, sir, may I advise
against the lady eating the clam chowder.

1649
01:52:54,260 --> 01:52:56,250
No clam chowder. Thank you.

1650
01:52:57,658 --> 01:52:59,807
You got about 30 seconds.

1651
01:53:02,376 --> 01:53:04,809
I know I've been acting very, very strange, OK?

1652
01:53:04,895 --> 01:53:08,169
- I know it' been like there's two sides to me...
- Two sides?

1653
01:53:08,253 --> 01:53:13,085
- You're Dr Jekyll and Mr Jackass.
- I deserve that, but I've come to

1654
01:53:13,170 --> 01:53:17,081
- What?
- The full extent of our relationship

1655
01:53:17,168 --> 01:53:19,442
to me up until now,
for reasons I'm no going into.

1656
01:53:19,527 --> 01:53:21,994
- But the important thing is that I know
I haven't been treating you so well.

1657
01:53:22,086 --> 01:53:24,678
No, no. Fifteen seconds!
Fifteen seconds, please!

1658
01:53:24,764 --> 01:53:26,958
Fifteen seconds, please,
don't open your mouth.

1659
01:53:27,043 --> 01:53:29,033
I'm trying to tell that you I'm sorry.

1660
01:53:29,122 --> 01:53:33,238
Because what I've come to realize
is that I really like you, Marla.

1661
01:53:33,320 --> 01:53:35,355
You do?

1662
01:53:35,439 --> 01:53:37,235
I really do.

1663
01:53:37,318 --> 01:53:41,468
I care about you and I don't want anything
bad to happen to you because of me.

1664
01:53:41,556 --> 01:53:44,193
Marla, your life is in danger.

1665
01:53:44,274 --> 01:53:46,104
What?

1666
01:53:46,193 --> 01:53:49,740
You need to leave town for a while.
Get out of any major city.

1667
01:53:49,831 --> 01:53:52,503
- Go camping or something...
- You're an insane person.

1668
01:53:52,590 --> 01:53:55,898
- No. I've involved you in something terrible
that's about to happen. You are not safe...

1669
01:53:55,988 --> 01:53:58,421
- You're not safe.
- Shut up!

1670
01:54:00,146 --> 01:54:04,422
- Listen, I tried, Tyler. I really tried.
- I know you did.

1671
01:54:04,504 --> 01:54:07,414
There are things about you I like.
You're smart, you're funny.

1672
01:54:07,502 --> 01:54:09,378
You're spectacular in bed.

1673
01:54:09,461 --> 01:54:10,813
But

1674
01:54:10,900 --> 01:54:12,890
you're intolerable.

1675
01:54:12,979 --> 01:54:15,367
You have very serious emotional problems.

1676
01:54:15,458 --> 01:54:19,244
Deep-seated problems
for which you should seek professional help.

1677
01:54:19,336 --> 01:54:23,122
- I know, and I'm sorry.
- You're sorry, I'm sorry. Everyone's sorry. But...

1678
01:54:24,253 --> 01:54:26,243
...I can't do this any more.

1679
01:54:26,332 --> 01:54:28,322
I can't.

1680
01:54:28,411 --> 01:54:30,401
And I won't.

1681
01:54:30,490 --> 01:54:32,445
I'm gone.

1682
01:54:32,529 --> 01:54:35,088
You can't leave, Marla! You're not safe!

1683
01:54:37,806 --> 01:54:40,365
- Marla, you don't understand!
- Leave me alone!

1684
01:54:40,445 --> 01:54:42,878
- Marla, I am trying to protect you!
- Let go!

1685
01:54:42,964 --> 01:54:45,840
- I don't ever want to see you again!
- That's fine, if that's what it takes.

1686
01:54:45,922 --> 01:54:47,912
Hold on, wait right here!

1687
01:54:51,679 --> 01:54:54,112
Hold it right there! Shut up!

1688
01:54:54,198 --> 01:54:56,233
Take this money and get on this bus.

1689
01:54:56,317 --> 01:54:58,386
I promise I will never bother you again,
if that's what you want.

1690
01:54:58,476 --> 01:54:59,874
Shut up!

1691
01:54:59,955 --> 01:55:03,025
Please get on the bus.
Please get on the bus.

1692
01:55:04,153 --> 01:55:06,143
Why are you doing this?

1693
01:55:06,232 --> 01:55:10,143
They think you are some kind of a threat.
I can't explain it now, just trust me!

1694
01:55:10,230 --> 01:55:14,425
- If I see where you're going, you won't be safe.
- I'm not paying this back, I consider it "asshole tax".

1695
01:55:14,507 --> 01:55:18,703
- Fine. Remember, stay out of major cities,
for at least a couple of days, OK?

1696
01:55:20,184 --> 01:55:22,902
You're the worst thing
that ever happened to me.

1697
01:55:37,295 --> 01:55:39,854
Hello. I need you to arrest me.

1698
01:55:39,934 --> 01:55:42,572
I am the leader of a terrorist organisation

1699
01:55:42,653 --> 01:55:47,405
responsible for numerous acts
of vandalism and assault all over this city.

1700
01:55:47,490 --> 01:55:51,197
In the metropolitan area,
we had probably a couple hundred members.

1701
01:55:51,288 --> 01:55:54,961
Chapters have sprung up
in five or six other major cities already.

1702
01:55:55,086 --> 01:55:57,997
This is a tightly-regimented organisation

1703
01:55:58,085 --> 01:56:03,475
with many cells capable of operating
completely independent of central leadership.

1704
01:56:03,562 --> 01:56:07,269
Go to the house, OK? 1537 Paper Street.

1705
01:56:07,360 --> 01:56:09,190
That's our headquarters.

1706
01:56:09,279 --> 01:56:11,746
In the back, buried in the garden,

1707
01:56:11,838 --> 01:56:14,748
you'll find the body of Robert Paulsen.

1708
01:56:14,836 --> 01:56:18,031
In the basement,
you're gonna find some bathtubs

1709
01:56:18,114 --> 01:56:23,232
that have been used very recently
to make large quantities of nitroglycerin.

1710
01:56:23,312 --> 01:56:25,267
I believe the plan is to blow up

1711
01:56:25,351 --> 01:56:28,307
the headquarters
of these credit card companies

1712
01:56:28,389 --> 01:56:30,379
and the TRW building.

1713
01:56:31,307 --> 01:56:34,503
Why these buildings?
Why credit card companies?

1714
01:56:34,586 --> 01:56:38,054
If you erase the debt record,
then we all go back to zero.

1715
01:56:38,863 --> 01:56:40,853
You'll create total chaos.

1716
01:56:42,382 --> 01:56:45,497
Keep him talking. I need to make a phone call.

1717
01:56:55,615 --> 01:56:57,764
I really admire what you're doing.

1718
01:56:58,213 --> 01:57:00,203
What?

1719
01:57:00,292 --> 01:57:02,247
You're a brave man to order this.

1720
01:57:02,331 --> 01:57:04,048
You're a genius, sir.

1721
01:57:04,130 --> 01:57:08,679
You said if anyone ever interferes
with Project Mayhem, even you,

1722
01:57:08,768 --> 01:57:10,997
we gotta get his balls.

1723
01:57:12,366 --> 01:57:15,401
- It's useless to fight.
- It's really a powerful gesture, Mr. Durden.

1724
01:57:15,484 --> 01:57:18,395
- It'll set quite an example.
- You're making a big mistake, fellas!

1725
01:57:18,483 --> 01:57:21,200
- You said you'd say that.
- I'm not Tyler Durden!

1726
01:57:21,281 --> 01:57:24,989
- You told us you'd say that too.
- All right. I am Tyler Durden.

1727
01:57:25,079 --> 01:57:27,672
Listen to me. I'm giving you a direct order.

1728
01:57:27,758 --> 01:57:31,749
- We're aborting this mission right now.
- You said you would definitely say that.

1729
01:57:37,633 --> 01:57:41,021
Are you fucking out of your minds?
You're police officers!

1730
01:57:41,831 --> 01:57:43,821
Is somebody timing this?

1731
01:57:43,990 --> 01:57:46,821
Keep your mouth shut.

1732
01:57:46,908 --> 01:57:48,898
Shit!

1733
01:57:51,426 --> 01:57:54,097
Some of this information checks out.

1734
01:57:54,184 --> 01:57:57,334
- Let's go over to that house on Paper Street.
- Be right there.

1735
01:57:58,022 --> 01:57:59,739
Hey, wait!

1736
01:58:00,381 --> 01:58:02,814
- I got him.
- Sir, we have to do this.

1737
01:58:02,900 --> 01:58:05,288
- Stop fighting!
- Where's the rubber band?

1738
01:58:05,379 --> 01:58:07,766
Get away from me! Drop that fucking knife!
Drop it!

1739
01:58:11,176 --> 01:58:14,450
Back up. Face down on
the floor both you right now!

1740
01:58:15,653 --> 01:58:17,608
Get down on the floor!

1741
01:58:22,170 --> 01:58:24,921
The first person
that comes out of this fucking door

1742
01:58:25,008 --> 01:58:26,884
gets... gets a lead salad! Understand?

1743
01:58:50,235 --> 01:58:52,702
Get away! Stay away!

1744
01:59:05,107 --> 01:59:07,097
I ran.

1745
01:59:07,626 --> 01:59:11,617
I ran until my muscles burned
and my veins pumped battery acid.

1746
01:59:14,143 --> 01:59:16,133
Then I ran some more.

1747
01:59:55,121 --> 01:59:57,350
What the fuck are you doing?

1748
01:59:57,440 --> 02:00:00,272
Running around in your underpants?
Man, you look like a crazy person!

1749
02:00:00,359 --> 02:00:03,349
No. I'm onto you.
I know what's going on here.

1750
02:00:03,437 --> 02:00:08,145
Come on, then. I got us some great place
to watch from. It'll be like pay-per-view.

1751
02:00:54,131 --> 02:00:56,689
- Oh, Christ.
- Now what are you doing?

1752
02:00:56,769 --> 02:00:59,999
- I'm stopping this.
- Why?

1753
02:01:00,088 --> 02:01:03,317
- The greatest thing you've ever done, man.
- I can't let this happen.

1754
02:01:03,406 --> 02:01:06,521
There are 10 other bombs
in 10 other buildings.

1755
02:01:06,604 --> 02:01:08,833
Goddamn it! Since when is Project Mayhem
about murder?

1756
02:01:08,923 --> 02:01:10,833
The buildings are empty.

1757
02:01:10,922 --> 02:01:13,640
Security and maintenance are
all our people. We're not killing

1758
02:01:13,721 --> 02:01:16,392
Bob is dead. They shot him in the head.

1759
02:01:16,479 --> 02:01:19,709
You wanna make an omelette,
you gotta break some eggs.

1760
02:01:19,797 --> 02:01:23,232
No. I'm not listening to you.
You're not even there.

1761
02:01:29,033 --> 02:01:33,228
I wouldn't do that.
Unless you knew which wires were what.

1762
02:01:33,310 --> 02:01:34,948
If you know, then I know.

1763
02:01:40,347 --> 02:01:44,497
Or - maybe I knew you'd know, so I spent
the whole day thinking about the wrong ones.

1764
02:01:52,700 --> 02:01:53,735
You think?

1765
02:01:55,659 --> 02:01:57,649
Oh, heavens, no. Not the green one.

1766
02:01:58,497 --> 02:02:01,374
Pull anyone but the green one.

1767
02:02:05,894 --> 02:02:08,406
I asked you not to do that!

1768
02:02:10,171 --> 02:02:11,684
Fuck!

1769
02:02:12,570 --> 02:02:14,605
Tyler, get away from the van.

1770
02:02:16,728 --> 02:02:19,957
Tyler, I'm not kidding!
Get away from the van!

1771
02:02:20,046 --> 02:02:21,364
Goddamn it!

1772
02:02:27,442 --> 02:02:28,761
OK.

1773
02:02:28,842 --> 02:02:32,071
You are now firing a gun
at your imaginary friend

1774
02:02:32,160 --> 02:02:34,627
near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!

1775
02:02:36,757 --> 02:02:38,429
Cool it, Tyler! Tyler!

1776
02:02:51,110 --> 02:02:53,100
Come on!

1777
02:02:53,189 --> 02:02:55,144
Don't go!

1778
02:03:31,169 --> 02:03:32,318
What?!

1779
02:04:15,386 --> 02:04:15,546
Three minutes.

1780
02:04:15,546 --> 02:04:17,376
Three minutes.

1781
02:04:17,465 --> 02:04:19,659
This is it.

1782
02:04:19,744 --> 02:04:21,699
The beginning.

1783
02:04:21,783 --> 02:04:23,659
Ground zero.

1784
02:04:23,742 --> 02:04:25,936
I think this is about where we came in.

1785
02:04:26,021 --> 02:04:28,374
Would you like to say a few words
to mark the occasion?

1786
02:04:28,459 --> 02:04:31,370
I'm sorry?

1787
02:04:31,458 --> 02:04:33,448
I still can't think of anything.

1788
02:04:35,416 --> 02:04:37,406
Flashback humour.

1789
02:04:42,292 --> 02:04:44,247
It's getting exciting now.

1790
02:04:45,730 --> 02:04:47,448
Two and a half.

1791
02:04:47,530 --> 02:04:49,996
Think of everything we've accomplished, man.

1792
02:04:50,088 --> 02:04:54,682
Out these windows, we will view
the collapse of financial history.

1793
02:04:54,766 --> 02:04:58,313
One step closer to economic equilibrium.

1794
02:05:11,357 --> 02:05:13,631
Why is she here?

1795
02:05:13,716 --> 02:05:15,546
Tying up loose ends.

1796
02:05:15,635 --> 02:05:18,591
Put me down, you baldheaded fuck!

1797
02:05:18,673 --> 02:05:21,664
- I'm begging you, please don't do this.
- I'm not doing this.

1798
02:05:21,752 --> 02:05:25,060
- We are doing this. This is what we want.
- No.

1799
02:05:25,150 --> 02:05:29,664
- I don't want this.
- Right. Except you is meaningless now.

1800
02:05:29,748 --> 02:05:33,580
- We have to forget about you.
- You're a voice in my head.

1801
02:05:33,666 --> 02:05:35,655
You're a voice in mine!

1802
02:05:35,744 --> 02:05:38,462
-  You're a fucking hallucination,
why can't I get rid of you?

1803
02:05:38,543 --> 02:05:40,533
No. I don't. I really don't any more.

1804
02:05:40,622 --> 02:05:44,738
You created me. I didn't create some
loser alter ego to make myself feel better.

1805
02:05:44,820 --> 02:05:48,606
- Take some responsibility!
- I do. I am responsible for all of it

1806
02:05:48,738 --> 02:05:50,375
and I accept that.

1807
02:05:50,457 --> 02:05:54,334
So, please, I'm begging you,
please call this off.

1808
02:05:56,254 --> 02:05:58,369
Have I ever let us down?

1809
02:05:59,732 --> 02:06:01,961
How far have you come because of me?!

1810
02:06:07,608 --> 02:06:09,598
I will bring us through this.

1811
02:06:09,687 --> 02:06:13,314
As always, I will carry you
kicking and screaming

1812
02:06:13,405 --> 02:06:15,713
and in the end you will thank me.

1813
02:06:16,203 --> 02:06:18,591
Tyler. Tyler.

1814
02:06:18,682 --> 02:06:22,070
I'm grateful to you.
For everything that you've done for me.

1815
02:06:22,160 --> 02:06:24,719
But this is too much. I don't want this.

1816
02:06:24,799 --> 02:06:29,870
What do you want?
Wanna go back to the shit job?

1817
02:06:29,956 --> 02:06:31,946
Fuck you! I won't do it.

1818
02:06:32,755 --> 02:06:36,428
- This can't be happening.
- It's already done, so shut up!

1819
02:06:36,513 --> 02:06:38,070
Sixty seconds, can you see alright?

1820
02:06:38,592 --> 02:06:40,582
No.

1821
02:06:42,390 --> 02:06:45,061
I can figure this out. I can figure this out.
This is not for real.

1822
02:06:45,148 --> 02:06:48,662
You're not real, that gun...
That gun isn't even in your hand.

1823
02:06:50,106 --> 02:06:52,096
The gun's in my hand.

1824
02:06:56,902 --> 02:06:59,256
Hey, good for you. It doesn't change a thing.

1825
02:07:07,777 --> 02:07:10,335
Why do you wanna put a gun to your head?

1826
02:07:10,415 --> 02:07:12,405
Not my head, Tyler.

1827
02:07:12,974 --> 02:07:14,929
Our head.

1828
02:07:16,372 --> 02:07:18,362
Interesting.

1829
02:07:21,250 --> 02:07:23,808
Where are you going with this, IKEA-boy?

1830
02:07:30,005 --> 02:07:32,882
Hey. It's you and me.

1831
02:07:35,482 --> 02:07:37,472
Friends?

1832
02:07:38,281 --> 02:07:40,271
Tyler,

1833
02:07:43,558 --> 02:07:45,832
I want you to really listen to me.

1834
02:07:45,917 --> 02:07:48,271
OK.

1835
02:07:48,356 --> 02:07:50,345
My eyes are open.

1836
02:08:08,305 --> 02:08:10,260
What's that smell?

1837
02:08:29,054 --> 02:08:31,931
- Where is everybody?
- Oh, no. What's going on?

1838
02:08:32,573 --> 02:08:34,085
Mr. Durden!

1839
02:08:35,131 --> 02:08:36,882
Oh, my God!

1840
02:08:42,048 --> 02:08:45,118
Are you... Are you all right, sir?

1841
02:08:45,206 --> 02:08:48,992
- Oh, yeah, I'm OK.
- You look terrible, sir. What happened?

1842
02:08:49,084 --> 02:08:52,916
- Nothing, it's no problem.
- No, no, no, sir. He's not kidding.

1843
02:08:53,002 --> 02:08:55,640
- You look really awful.
You need mediacl assistance.

1844
02:08:55,760 --> 02:08:59,195
Look, I'm fine... Everything's fine.

1845
02:09:01,398 --> 02:09:03,546
Stop it!

1846
02:09:03,636 --> 02:09:06,627
- Let her go.
- Christ Almighty!

1847
02:09:06,715 --> 02:09:08,432
You!

1848
02:09:08,514 --> 02:09:10,504
Hi, Marla.

1849
02:09:10,993 --> 02:09:15,620
- Leave her with me. Get your stuff.
Meet me downstairs.

1850
02:09:15,710 --> 02:09:17,700
Yes, I'm sure.

1851
02:09:18,749 --> 02:09:22,705
You fucker! What kind of sick
fucking game are you playing at?!

1852
02:09:22,786 --> 02:09:25,379
Putting me on a fucking...
Oh, my God, your face!

1853
02:09:25,465 --> 02:09:26,897
Yeah, I know.

1854
02:09:31,462 --> 02:09:33,292
What happened?

1855
02:09:33,381 --> 02:09:35,416
- Don't ask.
- You're shot.

1856
02:09:35,500 --> 02:09:37,490
- Yes, I'm shot.
- Oh, my God.

1857
02:09:38,378 --> 02:09:41,289
- I can't believe he's standing.
- One tough motherfucker.

1858
02:09:44,935 --> 02:09:46,731
Who did this?

1859
02:09:46,814 --> 02:09:49,202
I did, actually.

1860
02:09:49,293 --> 02:09:51,283
Find some gauze.

1861
02:09:52,571 --> 02:09:54,526
You shot yourself?

1862
02:09:54,610 --> 02:09:57,169
Yes, but it's OK. Marla, look at me.

1863
02:09:57,249 --> 02:09:59,397
I'm really OK.

1864
02:09:59,487 --> 02:10:03,273
Trust me. Everything's gonna be fine.

1865
02:10:15,559 --> 02:10:19,311
You met me at a very strange time in my life.

1866
02:10:20,305 --> 02:11:20,397
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