1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 5 days of Hacking / Camping / Lectures Join May Contain Hackers: MCH2022.org 2 00:02:03,170 --> 00:02:05,058 People are always asking me 3 00:02:05,172 --> 00:02:06,730 if I know Tyler Durden. 4 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:07,689 3 minutes. 5 00:02:07,724 --> 00:02:08,539 3 minutes. 6 00:02:08,642 --> 00:02:11,702 ground zero. 7 00:02:11,812 --> 00:02:13,871 Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? 8 00:02:15,148 --> 00:02:16,911 With a gun barrel between your teeth, 9 00:02:17,083 --> 00:02:19,039 you speak only in vowels. 10 00:02:19,152 --> 00:02:20,380 I can't think of anything. 11 00:02:20,554 --> 00:02:22,044 For a second I totally forget 12 00:02:22,155 --> 00:02:24,646 about Tyler's whole controlled demolition thing, 13 00:02:24,758 --> 00:02:26,885 and I wonder how clean that gun is. 14 00:02:27,060 --> 00:02:28,721 Getting exciting now. 15 00:02:28,829 --> 00:02:29,818 That old saying, 16 00:02:29,930 --> 00:02:32,057 how you always hurt the one you love? 17 00:02:32,165 --> 00:02:34,395 Well, it works both ways. 18 00:02:35,168 --> 00:02:36,567 We have front row seats 19 00:02:36,670 --> 00:02:38,661 for this theater of mass destruction. 20 00:02:38,839 --> 00:02:41,069 The demolitions committee of Project Mayhem 21 00:02:41,174 --> 00:02:43,563 wrapped the foundation columns of a dozen buildings 22 00:02:43,677 --> 00:02:46,566 with blasting gelatin. In 2 minutes, 23 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:48,568 primary charges will blow base charges 24 00:02:48,682 --> 00:02:49,910 and a few square blocks 25 00:02:50,016 --> 00:02:52,678 will be reduced to smoldering rubble. 26 00:02:52,853 --> 00:02:53,808 I know this... 27 00:02:53,920 --> 00:02:55,581 because Tyler knows this. 28 00:02:55,689 --> 00:02:57,247 21/2. 29 00:02:57,424 --> 00:02:59,221 Think of everything we've accomplished. 30 00:02:59,426 --> 00:03:02,281 And suddenly, I realize that all of this: 31 00:03:02,462 --> 00:03:04,851 the gun, the bombs, the revolution... 32 00:03:04,965 --> 00:03:08,389 has got something to do with a girl named Marla Singer. 33 00:03:09,970 --> 00:03:12,962 Bob. Bob had bitch-tits. 34 00:03:13,073 --> 00:03:17,032 This was a support group for men with testicular cancer. 35 00:03:17,143 --> 00:03:19,532 The big moosey slobbering all over me, 36 00:03:19,646 --> 00:03:20,601 that was Bob. 37 00:03:20,714 --> 00:03:22,841 We're still men. 38 00:03:22,949 --> 00:03:24,905 Yes, we're men. 39 00:03:25,018 --> 00:03:27,407 Men is what we are. 40 00:03:27,521 --> 00:03:29,546 8 months ago, Bob's testicles were removed. 41 00:03:29,656 --> 00:03:33,114 Then hormone therapy. He developed bitch-tits 42 00:03:33,226 --> 00:03:35,182 because his testosterone was too high, 43 00:03:35,295 --> 00:03:37,058 and his body upped the estrogen. 44 00:03:37,163 --> 00:03:38,391 And that was where I fit... 45 00:03:38,498 --> 00:03:40,386 They're gonna have to open up my pecs again 46 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:41,489 and drain the fluid. 47 00:03:41,601 --> 00:03:43,398 Between those huge, sweating tits 48 00:03:43,570 --> 00:03:46,835 that hung enormous the way you'd think of God's as big. 49 00:03:46,973 --> 00:03:49,999 OK. You cry now. 50 00:03:50,110 --> 00:03:53,568 No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier. 51 00:03:53,847 --> 00:03:56,645 For 6 months, I couldn't sleep. 52 00:03:56,750 --> 00:03:59,275 I couldn't sleep. I couldn't sleep. 53 00:03:59,419 --> 00:04:01,512 With insomnia, nothing's real. 54 00:04:01,621 --> 00:04:04,181 Everything's far away. 55 00:04:04,291 --> 00:04:09,046 Everything's a copy of a copy of a copy. 56 00:04:11,965 --> 00:04:14,195 When deep space exploration ramps up, 57 00:04:14,301 --> 00:04:16,963 it'll be the corporations that name everything: 58 00:04:17,070 --> 00:04:19,527 the I.B.M. Stellarsphere, 59 00:04:19,639 --> 00:04:21,527 the Microsoft Galaxy, 60 00:04:21,641 --> 00:04:24,166 Planet Starbucks. 61 00:04:24,277 --> 00:04:25,869 Gonna need you out of town a little more this week. 62 00:04:25,979 --> 00:04:27,378 We got some red flags to cover. 63 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:28,845 It must've been Tuesday. 64 00:04:28,982 --> 00:04:31,041 He was wearing his cornflower-blue tie. 65 00:04:31,151 --> 00:04:33,210 You want me to deprioritize my current reports 66 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:35,686 until you advise of a status upgrade? 67 00:04:35,789 --> 00:04:37,552 Make these your primary action items. 68 00:04:37,657 --> 00:04:38,715 Here's your flight coupons. 69 00:04:38,825 --> 00:04:40,349 Call me from the road if there's any snags. 70 00:04:40,493 --> 00:04:41,926 He was full of pep. 71 00:04:41,995 --> 00:04:45,158 Must have had his grande latte enema. 72 00:04:46,499 --> 00:04:49,059 Like so many others, I had become a slave 73 00:04:49,169 --> 00:04:51,399 to the IKEA nesting instinct. 74 00:04:51,504 --> 00:04:55,361 Uh, yes. I'd like to order the Erica Pekkary dust ruffles. 75 00:04:55,508 --> 00:04:56,406 Please hold. 76 00:04:56,509 --> 00:04:57,737 If I saw something clever 77 00:04:57,844 --> 00:05:00,802 like a little coffee table in the shape of a yin-yang, 78 00:05:01,014 --> 00:05:02,675 I had to have it. 79 00:05:02,782 --> 00:05:05,580 The Klipske personal office unit, 80 00:05:05,685 --> 00:05:08,142 the Hovetrekke home exer-bike, 81 00:05:08,221 --> 00:05:09,848 or the Johannshamn sofa 82 00:05:10,023 --> 00:05:12,184 with the Strinne green stripe pattern. 83 00:05:12,292 --> 00:05:14,180 Even the Rizlampa wire lamps 84 00:05:14,294 --> 00:05:17,354 of environmentally friendly unbleached paper. 85 00:05:17,530 --> 00:05:19,259 I'd flip through catalogs and wonder: 86 00:05:19,366 --> 00:05:23,359 What kind of dining set defines me as a person? 87 00:05:23,503 --> 00:05:24,800 I had it all. 88 00:05:24,904 --> 00:05:26,064 Even the glass dishes 89 00:05:26,172 --> 00:05:28,037 with tiny bubbles and imperfections. 90 00:05:28,141 --> 00:05:31,201 Proof that they were crafted by the honest, simple, 91 00:05:31,311 --> 00:05:33,040 hard-working indigenous peoples of... 92 00:05:33,146 --> 00:05:34,044 Please hold. 93 00:05:34,147 --> 00:05:35,045 Wherever. 94 00:05:35,148 --> 00:05:36,410 I was holding. 95 00:05:36,549 --> 00:05:39,074 We used to read pornography. 96 00:05:39,185 --> 00:05:41,210 Now it was the Horchow collection. 97 00:05:41,321 --> 00:05:44,279 No, you can't die from insomnia. 98 00:05:44,391 --> 00:05:45,449 What about narcolepsy? 99 00:05:45,592 --> 00:05:48,447 I nod off. I wake up in strange places. 100 00:05:48,561 --> 00:05:50,085 I have no idea how I got there. 101 00:05:50,196 --> 00:05:51,891 You need to lighten up. 102 00:05:52,032 --> 00:05:54,227 Can you please just get me something? 103 00:05:54,334 --> 00:05:57,497 Red and blue Tuenols, lipstick-red Seconals. 104 00:05:57,604 --> 00:06:02,200 No. You need healthy natural sleep. 105 00:06:02,308 --> 00:06:05,835 Chew some Valerian root and get more exercise. 106 00:06:08,782 --> 00:06:11,012 Hey, come on. I'm in pain. 107 00:06:11,117 --> 00:06:12,846 You wanna see pain? 108 00:06:12,952 --> 00:06:14,647 Swing by First Methodist Tuesday nights. 109 00:06:14,754 --> 00:06:17,814 See the guys with testicular cancer. 110 00:06:17,924 --> 00:06:19,516 That's pain. 111 00:06:35,475 --> 00:06:37,306 I always wanted 3 kids, 112 00:06:37,410 --> 00:06:39,298 2 boys and a girl. 113 00:06:39,412 --> 00:06:43,269 Mindy wanted 2 girls and a boy. 114 00:06:43,383 --> 00:06:46,272 We never could agree on anything. 115 00:06:46,386 --> 00:06:48,308 Well, uh, you know, she... 116 00:06:48,421 --> 00:06:50,946 She had her first child last week, a... 117 00:06:51,124 --> 00:06:52,751 a girl. 118 00:06:52,859 --> 00:06:56,386 With... With her, uh, with her new husband. 119 00:06:56,496 --> 00:06:58,828 Fuck. 120 00:06:58,932 --> 00:07:02,993 Hey... Hey, thank God, you know. 121 00:07:03,136 --> 00:07:05,434 I'm... I'm glad for her. 122 00:07:05,638 --> 00:07:09,870 Because she deserves it. 123 00:07:09,976 --> 00:07:12,501 Aw. 124 00:07:12,645 --> 00:07:16,137 Everyone, let's thank Thomas for sharing himself with us. 125 00:07:16,249 --> 00:07:18,513 Thank you, Thomas. 126 00:07:18,651 --> 00:07:21,848 I look around this room, and I see a lot of courage, 127 00:07:21,955 --> 00:07:24,014 and that gives me strength. 128 00:07:24,157 --> 00:07:26,455 We give each other strength. 129 00:07:26,593 --> 00:07:28,458 It's time for the one-on-ones. 130 00:07:28,628 --> 00:07:31,324 So let's all of us here follow Thomas' good example 131 00:07:31,431 --> 00:07:33,820 and really open ourselves up. 132 00:07:33,933 --> 00:07:36,197 Would you find a partner? 133 00:07:38,471 --> 00:07:40,701 And this is how I met the big moosey... 134 00:07:40,807 --> 00:07:42,900 Come on. Let's go over here. 135 00:07:43,042 --> 00:07:46,205 His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears... 136 00:07:47,981 --> 00:07:51,872 knees together, those awkward little steps. 137 00:07:56,823 --> 00:07:57,881 My name is Bob. 138 00:07:57,991 --> 00:07:59,390 Bob. 139 00:07:59,492 --> 00:08:01,983 Bob had been a champion body-builder. 140 00:08:02,162 --> 00:08:03,993 You know that chest-expansion program 141 00:08:04,164 --> 00:08:07,156 you see on late-night TV? That was his idea. 142 00:08:07,267 --> 00:08:08,996 I was a juicer. 143 00:08:09,169 --> 00:08:12,661 You know, using steroids. 144 00:08:12,772 --> 00:08:15,468 Diabonal and... 145 00:08:15,675 --> 00:08:18,041 Wistrol. Oh, they use that 146 00:08:18,178 --> 00:08:21,341 on racehorses, for Christ sakes. 147 00:08:21,447 --> 00:08:24,177 And now I'm bankrupt. 148 00:08:24,284 --> 00:08:26,343 I'm divorced. 149 00:08:26,452 --> 00:08:29,842 My 2 grown kids... 150 00:08:29,956 --> 00:08:33,722 won't even return my phone calls. 151 00:08:33,827 --> 00:08:35,488 Strangers with this kind of honesty 152 00:08:35,695 --> 00:08:38,084 make me go a big rubbery one. 153 00:08:40,466 --> 00:08:42,855 Go ahead, Cornelius. 154 00:08:42,969 --> 00:08:44,163 You can cry. 155 00:08:59,252 --> 00:09:02,642 And then, something happened. 156 00:09:02,755 --> 00:09:04,154 I let go. 157 00:09:04,257 --> 00:09:05,713 That's really good. 158 00:09:05,792 --> 00:09:07,748 Lost in oblivion... 159 00:09:07,861 --> 00:09:10,989 dark and silent and complete. 160 00:09:12,765 --> 00:09:14,494 I found freedom. 161 00:09:14,601 --> 00:09:18,332 Losing all hope was freedom. 162 00:09:18,438 --> 00:09:20,326 It's OK. 163 00:09:23,743 --> 00:09:25,836 Babies don't sleep this well. 164 00:09:29,282 --> 00:09:32,012 I became addicted. 165 00:09:44,297 --> 00:09:45,525 Come on. 166 00:09:45,632 --> 00:09:47,964 If I didn't say anything... 167 00:09:48,067 --> 00:09:49,864 people always assumed the worst. 168 00:09:49,969 --> 00:09:50,867 Welcome, Travis. 169 00:09:50,970 --> 00:09:52,801 Welcome, Travis. 170 00:09:54,474 --> 00:09:56,704 They cried harder... 171 00:09:56,809 --> 00:09:59,004 then I cried harder. 172 00:10:06,152 --> 00:10:09,383 Now we're going to open the green door, 173 00:10:09,489 --> 00:10:11,047 the heart chakra. 174 00:10:11,157 --> 00:10:13,387 I wasn't really dying. 175 00:10:13,493 --> 00:10:16,382 I wasn't host to cancer or parasites. 176 00:10:16,496 --> 00:10:18,555 I was the warm little center 177 00:10:18,665 --> 00:10:20,265 that the life of this world crowded around. 178 00:10:20,300 --> 00:10:21,865 that the life of this world crowded around. 179 00:10:22,001 --> 00:10:23,229 Imagine your pain 180 00:10:23,336 --> 00:10:25,702 as a white ball of healing light. 181 00:10:25,838 --> 00:10:29,137 It moves over your body, healing you. 182 00:10:29,275 --> 00:10:32,904 Now, keep this going. Remember to breathe, 183 00:10:33,012 --> 00:10:34,570 and step forward 184 00:10:34,681 --> 00:10:37,241 through the back door of the room. 185 00:10:37,383 --> 00:10:39,749 Where does it lead? 186 00:10:39,852 --> 00:10:42,412 To your cave. 187 00:10:42,522 --> 00:10:45,753 Step forward into your cave. 188 00:10:45,858 --> 00:10:47,018 That's right. 189 00:10:47,126 --> 00:10:51,620 You're going deeper into your cave, 190 00:10:51,731 --> 00:10:56,464 and you're going to find your power animal. 191 00:10:58,638 --> 00:11:00,003 Slide. 192 00:11:11,384 --> 00:11:14,239 Every evening, I died... 193 00:11:14,387 --> 00:11:17,345 and every evening, I was born again. 194 00:11:17,457 --> 00:11:19,084 Resurrected. 195 00:11:20,660 --> 00:11:23,185 Bob loved me because he thought 196 00:11:23,396 --> 00:11:24,852 my testicles were removed, too. 197 00:11:24,964 --> 00:11:27,489 Being there... 198 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,431 pressed against his tits, 199 00:11:29,535 --> 00:11:31,127 ready to cry. 200 00:11:31,237 --> 00:11:33,102 This was my vacation. 201 00:11:37,043 --> 00:11:40,831 And she ruined everything. 202 00:11:40,947 --> 00:11:42,346 This is cancer, right? 203 00:11:45,585 --> 00:11:47,917 This chick Marla Singer 204 00:11:48,021 --> 00:11:50,478 did not have testicular cancer. 205 00:11:50,556 --> 00:11:52,217 She was a liar. 206 00:11:52,425 --> 00:11:54,882 She had no diseases at all. 207 00:11:54,994 --> 00:11:56,621 I had seen her at Free and Clear 208 00:11:56,729 --> 00:11:58,959 my blood parasites group Thursdays. 209 00:11:59,065 --> 00:12:02,728 Then at Hope, my bimonthly sickle cell circle. 210 00:12:02,869 --> 00:12:05,064 And again at Seize the Day, 211 00:12:05,171 --> 00:12:06,695 my tuberculosis Friday night. 212 00:12:10,109 --> 00:12:13,601 Marla, the big tourist. 213 00:12:13,713 --> 00:12:15,908 Her lie reflected my lie, 214 00:12:16,015 --> 00:12:18,677 and suddenly, I felt nothing. 215 00:12:18,785 --> 00:12:20,377 I couldn't cry. 216 00:12:20,486 --> 00:12:23,410 So once again, I couldn't sleep. 217 00:12:35,501 --> 00:12:38,732 Next group, after guided meditation, 218 00:12:38,838 --> 00:12:40,533 after we open our heart chakras, 219 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:41,868 when it's time to hug, 220 00:12:41,974 --> 00:12:43,032 I'm gonna grab that little bitch 221 00:12:43,142 --> 00:12:44,370 Marla Singer and scream... 222 00:12:44,510 --> 00:12:47,138 Marla, you liar! You big tourist! 223 00:12:47,246 --> 00:12:48,406 I need this! Now get out! 224 00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:52,949 I hadn't slept in 4 days. 225 00:12:53,086 --> 00:12:54,713 Absolutely. We'll just let that dry. 226 00:12:54,821 --> 00:12:55,719 When you have insomnia, 227 00:12:55,822 --> 00:12:58,279 you're never really asleep... 228 00:12:58,491 --> 00:13:00,356 and you're never really awake. 229 00:13:03,296 --> 00:13:04,661 To begin tonight's communion, 230 00:13:04,764 --> 00:13:08,530 Chloe would like to say a few words. 231 00:13:08,634 --> 00:13:11,262 Oh, yeah... Chloe. 232 00:13:11,370 --> 00:13:12,735 Chloe looked the way 233 00:13:12,839 --> 00:13:14,329 Meryl Streep's skeleton would look 234 00:13:14,507 --> 00:13:16,372 if you made it smile and walk around the party 235 00:13:16,509 --> 00:13:18,841 being extra nice to everybody. 236 00:13:19,011 --> 00:13:21,036 Well, I'm still here, 237 00:13:21,147 --> 00:13:24,002 but I don't know for how long. 238 00:13:24,117 --> 00:13:25,744 That's as much certainty 239 00:13:25,852 --> 00:13:27,547 as anyone can give me. 240 00:13:27,653 --> 00:13:30,816 But I've got some good news. 241 00:13:31,023 --> 00:13:31,887 I no longer have 242 00:13:32,024 --> 00:13:33,980 any fear of death. 243 00:13:37,363 --> 00:13:41,720 But I am in a pretty lonely place. 244 00:13:41,834 --> 00:13:44,325 No one will have sex with me. 245 00:13:45,471 --> 00:13:46,733 I'm so close to the end, 246 00:13:46,839 --> 00:13:49,103 and all I want is to get laid for the last time. 247 00:13:50,543 --> 00:13:53,876 I have pornographic movies in my apartment, 248 00:13:54,013 --> 00:13:56,106 and lubricants and amyl nitrate. 249 00:13:56,215 --> 00:13:57,773 Chloe... 250 00:13:57,884 --> 00:14:00,717 Everyone, let's thank Chloe. 251 00:14:05,591 --> 00:14:07,718 Now, let's... ready ourself 252 00:14:07,827 --> 00:14:10,421 for guided meditation. 253 00:14:10,563 --> 00:14:14,090 You're standing at the entrance of your cave. 254 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:18,022 You step inside your cave, and you walk. 255 00:14:18,137 --> 00:14:19,866 If I did have a tumor... 256 00:14:20,072 --> 00:14:22,495 I'd name it Marla. 257 00:14:22,608 --> 00:14:24,166 Marla... 258 00:14:24,277 --> 00:14:26,074 the little scratch on the roof of your mouth 259 00:14:26,179 --> 00:14:28,773 that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, 260 00:14:28,881 --> 00:14:30,041 but you can't. 261 00:14:30,149 --> 00:14:31,639 ...deeper into your cave 262 00:14:31,751 --> 00:14:34,276 as you walk. 263 00:14:34,387 --> 00:14:36,651 You feel the healing energy of this place 264 00:14:36,756 --> 00:14:39,850 all around you. 265 00:14:39,959 --> 00:14:41,915 Now find your power animal. 266 00:14:46,766 --> 00:14:47,858 Slide. 267 00:14:51,837 --> 00:14:54,795 OK. Now let's partner up. 268 00:14:54,907 --> 00:14:57,137 Pick someone special to you tonight. 269 00:15:03,783 --> 00:15:05,182 Hey. 270 00:15:06,285 --> 00:15:07,183 We need to talk. 271 00:15:07,286 --> 00:15:08,184 Sure. 272 00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:14,057 I'm onto you. 273 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,058 What? 274 00:15:15,161 --> 00:15:16,685 Yeah. You're a faker. 275 00:15:16,796 --> 00:15:18,093 You're not dying. 276 00:15:18,231 --> 00:15:19,459 Sorry? 277 00:15:19,632 --> 00:15:22,795 In the Tibetan philosophy, Sylvia Plath sense of the word, 278 00:15:22,902 --> 00:15:24,529 I know we're all... we're all dying, all right? 279 00:15:24,637 --> 00:15:27,094 But you're not dying the way Chloe back there is dying. 280 00:15:28,307 --> 00:15:29,262 So? 281 00:15:30,376 --> 00:15:32,139 So you're a tourist. 282 00:15:32,245 --> 00:15:34,133 OK? I've seen you. I saw you... 283 00:15:34,247 --> 00:15:35,509 saw you at melanoma, 284 00:15:35,648 --> 00:15:36,876 saw you at tuberculosis, 285 00:15:36,983 --> 00:15:38,871 I saw you at testicular cancer. 286 00:15:38,985 --> 00:15:40,646 I saw you practicing this. 287 00:15:40,753 --> 00:15:42,015 Practicing what? 288 00:15:42,154 --> 00:15:43,143 Telling me off. 289 00:15:43,256 --> 00:15:45,884 Is it going as well as you hoped... 290 00:15:45,992 --> 00:15:47,050 "RUPERT"? 291 00:15:47,193 --> 00:15:48,455 I'll expose you. 292 00:15:48,661 --> 00:15:50,526 Go ahead. I'll expose you. 293 00:15:50,663 --> 00:15:51,789 All right, come together. 294 00:15:51,897 --> 00:15:54,092 Let yourselves cry. 295 00:16:01,674 --> 00:16:03,403 Oh, God, why are you doing this? 296 00:16:03,509 --> 00:16:06,000 It's cheaper than a movie, and there's free coffee. 297 00:16:06,178 --> 00:16:07,076 No, look... 298 00:16:07,179 --> 00:16:09,044 this is important, OK? 299 00:16:09,181 --> 00:16:10,079 These are my groups. 300 00:16:10,182 --> 00:16:11,740 I've been coming here for over a year. 301 00:16:11,851 --> 00:16:13,910 Why do you do it? 302 00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:15,044 I don't know. 303 00:16:15,187 --> 00:16:16,552 When people think you're dying, 304 00:16:16,689 --> 00:16:18,213 man, they really, really listen to you 305 00:16:18,324 --> 00:16:19,416 instead of just... 306 00:16:19,525 --> 00:16:23,017 Instead of just waiting for their turn to speak. 307 00:16:23,195 --> 00:16:25,026 Yeah. 308 00:16:25,197 --> 00:16:26,687 Yeah. 309 00:16:26,799 --> 00:16:29,256 Share yourself... completely. 310 00:16:30,503 --> 00:16:31,834 OK, you don't want to get into this. 311 00:16:31,937 --> 00:16:33,461 It becomes an addiction. 312 00:16:33,572 --> 00:16:34,527 Really? 313 00:16:34,674 --> 00:16:35,766 I'm not kidding. 314 00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:37,934 I can't cry if there's another faker present, 315 00:16:38,044 --> 00:16:39,102 and I need this. 316 00:16:39,211 --> 00:16:41,042 So you got to find somewhere else to go. 317 00:16:41,180 --> 00:16:43,444 Candy stripe a cancer ward. 318 00:16:43,549 --> 00:16:45,380 It's not my problem. 319 00:16:47,853 --> 00:16:49,309 Wait, wait, wait. 320 00:16:49,422 --> 00:16:50,912 Whoa. Hold on. I'll tell you. 321 00:16:51,023 --> 00:16:52,547 We're gonna split up the week, OK? 322 00:16:52,725 --> 00:16:54,590 You take lymphoma and tuberculosis... 323 00:16:54,727 --> 00:16:55,785 You take tuberculosis. 324 00:16:55,895 --> 00:16:57,419 My smoking doesn't go over at all. 325 00:16:57,530 --> 00:16:58,929 OK. Good. Fine. 326 00:16:59,031 --> 00:17:01,090 Testicular cancer should be no contest, I think. 327 00:17:01,233 --> 00:17:02,131 Well, technically, 328 00:17:02,234 --> 00:17:03,929 I have more right to be there than you. 329 00:17:04,036 --> 00:17:05,060 You still have your balls. 330 00:17:05,237 --> 00:17:06,067 You're kidding. 331 00:17:06,238 --> 00:17:07,933 I don't know. Am I? 332 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:09,564 No. No. 333 00:17:09,709 --> 00:17:10,641 What do you want? 334 00:17:10,743 --> 00:17:12,233 I'll take the parasites. 335 00:17:12,345 --> 00:17:13,801 You can't have both the parasites, 336 00:17:13,879 --> 00:17:15,176 but why don't you take the blood parasites... 337 00:17:15,281 --> 00:17:16,475 I want brain parasites. 338 00:17:16,582 --> 00:17:18,174 I'll take the blood parasites, 339 00:17:18,284 --> 00:17:19,979 but I'm gonna take the organic brain dementia... 340 00:17:20,086 --> 00:17:20,984 I want that. 341 00:17:21,087 --> 00:17:22,349 You can't have the whole brain. 342 00:17:22,455 --> 00:17:25,015 So far you have 4. I only have 2. 343 00:17:25,124 --> 00:17:26,284 OK. 344 00:17:26,392 --> 00:17:29,054 Take both the parasites. They're yours. 345 00:17:29,261 --> 00:17:30,922 Now we both have 3. 346 00:17:34,967 --> 00:17:37,424 Hey, you left half your clothes! 347 00:17:53,652 --> 00:17:55,517 What, are you selling those? 348 00:17:55,654 --> 00:17:57,349 Yes! I'm selling some clothes. 349 00:17:57,490 --> 00:17:58,479 So, 350 00:17:58,591 --> 00:17:59,888 we each have 3. That's 6. 351 00:17:59,992 --> 00:18:02,187 What about the seventh day? I want ascending bowel cancer. 352 00:18:02,294 --> 00:18:03,693 The girl had done her homework. 353 00:18:03,796 --> 00:18:04,694 Thank you. 354 00:18:04,797 --> 00:18:05,695 No. No, I... 355 00:18:05,798 --> 00:18:07,993 I want bowel cancer. 356 00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:09,795 That's your favorite, too? 357 00:18:10,002 --> 00:18:12,095 Try to slip it by me, eh? 358 00:18:12,204 --> 00:18:13,660 Look, we're gonna split it, OK? 359 00:18:13,739 --> 00:18:15,468 Take the first and third Sunday of the month. 360 00:18:18,878 --> 00:18:19,810 Deal. 361 00:18:22,515 --> 00:18:24,312 Looks like this is good-bye. 362 00:18:24,517 --> 00:18:26,508 Well, let's not make a big thing out of it, OK? 363 00:18:26,619 --> 00:18:28,450 How's this for not making a big thing? 364 00:18:33,092 --> 00:18:34,320 Hey, Marla! 365 00:18:35,528 --> 00:18:36,324 Marla! 366 00:18:37,463 --> 00:18:39,988 May-Maybe we should exchange numbers. 367 00:18:40,132 --> 00:18:41,497 Should we? 368 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,522 W-We might want to switch nights. 369 00:18:45,137 --> 00:18:46,092 OK. 370 00:18:51,644 --> 00:18:53,600 This is how I met Marla Singer. 371 00:18:55,714 --> 00:18:56,976 Marla's philosophy of life 372 00:18:57,082 --> 00:18:59,107 was that she might die at any moment. 373 00:18:59,218 --> 00:19:01,880 The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't. 374 00:19:01,987 --> 00:19:03,113 It doesn't have your name. 375 00:19:03,222 --> 00:19:04,211 Who are you, 376 00:19:04,323 --> 00:19:06,348 Cornelius, Rupert, 377 00:19:06,492 --> 00:19:07,754 Travis, 378 00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:09,020 any of the stupid names 379 00:19:09,128 --> 00:19:10,254 you give each night? 380 00:19:13,532 --> 00:19:16,330 You wake up at Seatac. 381 00:19:16,535 --> 00:19:17,593 S.F. O... 382 00:19:17,703 --> 00:19:19,694 L.A. X... 383 00:19:19,805 --> 00:19:21,602 You wake up at O'Hare... 384 00:19:21,707 --> 00:19:23,163 Dallas-Fort Worth... 385 00:19:23,275 --> 00:19:25,197 B.W. I... 386 00:19:25,311 --> 00:19:27,506 Pacific, mountain, central... 387 00:19:27,613 --> 00:19:29,137 Lose an hour, gain an hour... 388 00:19:29,248 --> 00:19:30,738 Check-in for that flight doesn't begin 389 00:19:30,850 --> 00:19:32,306 for another 2 hours, sir. 390 00:19:32,418 --> 00:19:36,411 This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. 391 00:19:36,522 --> 00:19:38,888 You wake up at Air Harbor International... 392 00:19:39,058 --> 00:19:40,889 the aircraft has come to a complete stop. 393 00:19:40,993 --> 00:19:42,620 If you wake up at a different time, 394 00:19:42,728 --> 00:19:44,650 in a different place, 395 00:19:44,763 --> 00:19:46,822 could you wake up as a different person? 396 00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:50,032 Everywhere I travel, 397 00:19:50,135 --> 00:19:51,534 tiny life... 398 00:19:51,637 --> 00:19:53,434 single-serving sugar... 399 00:19:53,572 --> 00:19:54,630 single-serving cream... 400 00:19:54,740 --> 00:19:56,537 single pat of butter... 401 00:19:56,642 --> 00:19:59,440 a microwave cordon-bleu hobby kit. 402 00:19:59,545 --> 00:20:01,467 Shampoo-conditioner combos. 403 00:20:01,580 --> 00:20:04,777 Sample package mouthwash, tiny bars of soap. 404 00:20:06,919 --> 00:20:09,410 The people I meet on each flight, 405 00:20:09,522 --> 00:20:12,548 they're single-serving friends. 406 00:20:12,658 --> 00:20:15,422 Between takeoff and landing, we have our time together, 407 00:20:15,528 --> 00:20:17,758 but that's all we get. 408 00:20:17,863 --> 00:20:19,694 Welcome! 409 00:20:21,367 --> 00:20:22,891 On a long enough timeline, 410 00:20:23,102 --> 00:20:25,491 the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. 411 00:20:25,604 --> 00:20:27,629 I was a recall coordinator. 412 00:20:27,740 --> 00:20:29,765 My job was to apply the formula. 413 00:20:29,875 --> 00:20:30,773 Here's where the infant 414 00:20:30,876 --> 00:20:32,138 went through the windshield. 415 00:20:32,244 --> 00:20:33,199 3 points. 416 00:20:33,312 --> 00:20:34,609 A new car built by my company 417 00:20:34,713 --> 00:20:37,045 leaves somewhere traveling at 60 miles per hour. 418 00:20:37,149 --> 00:20:39,606 The rear differential locks up. 419 00:20:39,718 --> 00:20:40,673 The teenager's braces 420 00:20:40,786 --> 00:20:42,276 are wrapped around the back seat ashtray. 421 00:20:42,388 --> 00:20:44,618 Might make a good antismoking ad. 422 00:20:44,723 --> 00:20:46,122 The car crashes and burns 423 00:20:46,225 --> 00:20:47,783 with everyone trapped inside. 424 00:20:47,893 --> 00:20:50,350 Now, should we initiate a recall? 425 00:20:50,462 --> 00:20:51,622 The father must've been huge. 426 00:20:51,730 --> 00:20:52,856 You see where the fat 427 00:20:52,965 --> 00:20:54,091 has burned to the seat, 428 00:20:54,199 --> 00:20:55,655 the polyester shirt? 429 00:20:55,768 --> 00:20:57,793 - Very modern art. - Ha ha ha! 430 00:20:57,903 --> 00:21:00,827 Take the number of vehicles in the field, "A," 431 00:21:00,940 --> 00:21:03,534 multiply it by the probable rate of failure, "B," 432 00:21:03,642 --> 00:21:04,631 then multiply the result 433 00:21:04,743 --> 00:21:07,007 by the average out-of-court settlement, "C." 434 00:21:07,112 --> 00:21:09,808 "A" times "B" times "C" 435 00:21:09,915 --> 00:21:11,371 equals "X." 436 00:21:11,450 --> 00:21:14,339 If "X" is less than the cost of a recall, 437 00:21:14,453 --> 00:21:16,614 we don't do one. 438 00:21:16,722 --> 00:21:17,916 Are there a lot 439 00:21:18,090 --> 00:21:19,887 of these kinds of accidents? 440 00:21:19,992 --> 00:21:21,823 You wouldn't believe. 441 00:21:23,662 --> 00:21:25,857 Which car company do you work for? 442 00:21:26,966 --> 00:21:28,593 A major one. 443 00:21:30,603 --> 00:21:32,559 Every time the plane banked too sharply 444 00:21:32,671 --> 00:21:34,468 on takeoff or landing, 445 00:21:34,607 --> 00:21:36,404 I prayed for a crash 446 00:21:36,609 --> 00:21:37,974 or a midair collision. 447 00:21:38,110 --> 00:21:39,998 Anything. 448 00:21:49,388 --> 00:21:50,685 Life insurance pays off triple 449 00:21:50,789 --> 00:21:52,245 if you die on a business trip. 450 00:21:55,794 --> 00:21:58,126 "If you are seated in an emergency exit row..." 451 00:21:58,230 --> 00:21:59,390 Yeah... 452 00:21:59,498 --> 00:22:01,056 "And you feel you would be unable 453 00:22:01,166 --> 00:22:02,531 or unwilling to perform the duties 454 00:22:02,635 --> 00:22:04,330 listed on the safety card, 455 00:22:04,436 --> 00:22:05,994 please ask a flight attendant 456 00:22:06,138 --> 00:22:07,002 to reseat you." 457 00:22:08,741 --> 00:22:10,902 It's a lot of responsibility. 458 00:22:11,010 --> 00:22:13,205 Wanna switch seats? 459 00:22:13,312 --> 00:22:14,836 No. I'm not sure I'm the man 460 00:22:14,947 --> 00:22:16,744 for that particular job. 461 00:22:16,849 --> 00:22:19,704 An exit-door procedure at 30,000 feet. 462 00:22:19,818 --> 00:22:21,342 Mm-hmm. 463 00:22:21,453 --> 00:22:23,341 The illusion of safety. 464 00:22:23,455 --> 00:22:26,151 Yeah. I guess so. 465 00:22:26,258 --> 00:22:28,715 You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? 466 00:22:28,827 --> 00:22:30,522 So you can breathe. 467 00:22:30,629 --> 00:22:33,462 Oxygen gets you high. 468 00:22:33,666 --> 00:22:34,963 In a catastrophic emergency, 469 00:22:35,167 --> 00:22:38,022 you're taking giant panicked breaths. 470 00:22:38,170 --> 00:22:40,661 Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. 471 00:22:40,773 --> 00:22:42,968 You accept your fate. 472 00:22:43,175 --> 00:22:45,632 It's all right here. 473 00:22:45,744 --> 00:22:47,439 Emergency water landing... 474 00:22:47,546 --> 00:22:49,002 600 miles an hour. 475 00:22:49,181 --> 00:22:50,079 Blank faces, 476 00:22:50,182 --> 00:22:51,809 calm as Hindu cows. 477 00:22:51,917 --> 00:22:53,908 That's, um... 478 00:22:54,019 --> 00:22:57,011 That's an interesting theory. 479 00:22:59,692 --> 00:23:00,954 What do you do? 480 00:23:01,060 --> 00:23:02,459 What do you mean? 481 00:23:02,561 --> 00:23:03,789 What do you do for a living? 482 00:23:03,896 --> 00:23:06,990 Why? So you can pretend like you're interested? 483 00:23:09,802 --> 00:23:10,860 OK. 484 00:23:10,969 --> 00:23:12,766 You have a kind of sick desperation 485 00:23:12,871 --> 00:23:14,065 in your laugh. 486 00:23:16,842 --> 00:23:19,402 We have the exact same briefcase. 487 00:23:20,713 --> 00:23:22,305 Soap. 488 00:23:22,414 --> 00:23:23,312 Sorry? 489 00:23:23,415 --> 00:23:26,111 I make and I sell soap... 490 00:23:26,218 --> 00:23:29,016 the yardstick of civilization. 491 00:23:29,121 --> 00:23:30,816 And this is how I met... 492 00:23:30,923 --> 00:23:32,584 "Tyler Durden." 493 00:23:32,725 --> 00:23:34,488 Did you know, if you mixed equal parts 494 00:23:34,593 --> 00:23:36,458 of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate, 495 00:23:36,562 --> 00:23:38,325 you can make napalm? 496 00:23:38,430 --> 00:23:40,227 No, I did not know that. Is that true? 497 00:23:40,332 --> 00:23:41,356 That's right. 498 00:23:41,467 --> 00:23:43,025 One can make all kinds of explosives 499 00:23:43,235 --> 00:23:44,896 using simple household items. 500 00:23:45,003 --> 00:23:46,061 Really? 501 00:23:46,238 --> 00:23:47,762 If one were so inclined. 502 00:23:52,544 --> 00:23:55,206 Tyler, you are, by far, the most interesting 503 00:23:55,314 --> 00:23:57,805 "single-serving" friend I've ever met. 504 00:23:57,916 --> 00:23:59,679 See, obviously, 505 00:23:59,785 --> 00:24:01,616 everything on a plane is single-serving, even... 506 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:03,881 Oh, I get it. It's very clever. 507 00:24:03,989 --> 00:24:05,513 Thank you. 508 00:24:05,624 --> 00:24:08,354 How's that working out for you? 509 00:24:08,460 --> 00:24:09,358 What? 510 00:24:09,461 --> 00:24:10,553 Being clever. 511 00:24:10,662 --> 00:24:13,028 Great. 512 00:24:13,132 --> 00:24:15,020 Keep it up, then. 513 00:24:15,134 --> 00:24:16,032 Right up. 514 00:24:17,936 --> 00:24:19,392 Now a question of etiquette. 515 00:24:19,471 --> 00:24:20,529 As I pass, 516 00:24:20,639 --> 00:24:22,038 do I give you the ass or the crotch? 517 00:24:29,381 --> 00:24:32,373 How I came to live with Tyler is... 518 00:24:32,484 --> 00:24:35,442 airlines have this policy about vibrating luggage. 519 00:24:43,295 --> 00:24:44,626 Was... Was it ticking? 520 00:24:44,797 --> 00:24:47,061 Actually, throwers don't worry about ticking, 521 00:24:47,299 --> 00:24:48,630 'cause modern bombs don't tick. 522 00:24:48,700 --> 00:24:49,997 Sorry. "Throwers"? 523 00:24:50,102 --> 00:24:51,228 Baggage handlers. 524 00:24:51,336 --> 00:24:54,499 But when a suitcase vibrates, 525 00:24:54,606 --> 00:24:56,995 then the thrower's gotta call the police. 526 00:24:57,109 --> 00:24:59,703 My suitcase... was vibrating? 527 00:24:59,812 --> 00:25:01,803 9 times out of 10, it's an electric razor, 528 00:25:01,914 --> 00:25:04,940 but every once in a while... 529 00:25:07,452 --> 00:25:09,010 it's a dildo. 530 00:25:10,722 --> 00:25:12,178 Of course, it's company policy 531 00:25:12,324 --> 00:25:13,780 never to imply ownership 532 00:25:13,892 --> 00:25:15,189 in the event of a dildo. 533 00:25:15,327 --> 00:25:16,453 We have to use the indefinite article 534 00:25:16,562 --> 00:25:17,517 a dildo. 535 00:25:17,629 --> 00:25:20,928 Never your dildo. 536 00:25:21,033 --> 00:25:22,022 I don't own a... 537 00:25:25,804 --> 00:25:27,601 I had everything in that suitcase... 538 00:25:27,806 --> 00:25:28,966 my CK shirts, 539 00:25:29,107 --> 00:25:30,699 my DKNY shoes, 540 00:25:30,909 --> 00:25:32,069 my AX ties. 541 00:25:33,979 --> 00:25:35,037 Never mind. 542 00:25:36,682 --> 00:25:40,413 Hey! That's my car! 543 00:25:47,025 --> 00:25:49,448 Home was a condo on the 15th floor 544 00:25:49,528 --> 00:25:52,156 of a filing cabinet for widows and young professionals. 545 00:25:52,264 --> 00:25:54,892 The walls were solid concrete. 546 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,763 A foot of concrete's important 547 00:25:56,935 --> 00:25:58,493 when your next-door neighbor lets her hearing aid go 548 00:25:58,604 --> 00:26:00,993 and has to watch game shows at full volume... 549 00:26:01,106 --> 00:26:02,869 Or when a volcanic blast 550 00:26:02,975 --> 00:26:05,671 and debris that used to be your furniture and personal effects 551 00:26:05,777 --> 00:26:07,540 blows out of your floor-to-ceiling windows 552 00:26:07,646 --> 00:26:09,375 and sails flaming into the night. 553 00:26:15,687 --> 00:26:17,985 I suppose these things happen. 554 00:26:30,736 --> 00:26:33,034 There's nothing up there. 555 00:26:33,138 --> 00:26:35,402 You can't go into the unit. 556 00:26:35,507 --> 00:26:36,769 Police orders. 557 00:26:45,083 --> 00:26:47,449 Do you have somebody you can call? 558 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:50,051 How embarrassing. 559 00:26:50,155 --> 00:26:52,953 A house full of condiments and no food. 560 00:27:02,501 --> 00:27:04,389 The police would later tell me 561 00:27:04,503 --> 00:27:06,198 that the pilot light might have gone out, 562 00:27:06,305 --> 00:27:10,196 letting out just a little bit of gas. 563 00:27:10,309 --> 00:27:12,539 That gas could have slowly filled the condo... 564 00:27:12,644 --> 00:27:15,135 1,700 square feet of high ceilings 565 00:27:15,247 --> 00:27:16,976 for days and days. 566 00:27:24,289 --> 00:27:26,849 Then the refrigerator's compressor could've clicked on. 567 00:27:28,193 --> 00:27:31,219 Yeah? 568 00:27:34,433 --> 00:27:35,991 I can hear you breathing, you... 569 00:27:45,177 --> 00:27:47,372 If you asked me now, 570 00:27:47,479 --> 00:27:49,276 I couldn't tell you why I called him. 571 00:28:31,790 --> 00:28:33,417 Hello? 572 00:28:33,592 --> 00:28:34,456 Who's this? 573 00:28:36,361 --> 00:28:37,726 Tyler? 574 00:28:37,829 --> 00:28:39,353 Who is this? 575 00:28:39,464 --> 00:28:42,160 Um, ahem, we met on the airplane. 576 00:28:42,267 --> 00:28:44,155 We had the same suitcase. 577 00:28:45,871 --> 00:28:47,463 Uh, the clever guy. 578 00:28:47,606 --> 00:28:51,633 Oh, yeah. Right. OK? 579 00:28:51,743 --> 00:28:53,506 I called a second ago. 580 00:28:53,612 --> 00:28:55,568 There was no answer. I'm at a pay phone. 581 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:57,204 Yeah. I star-69ed you. 582 00:28:57,315 --> 00:28:58,976 I never pick up my phone. 583 00:29:00,619 --> 00:29:02,382 So, what's up, man? 584 00:29:02,487 --> 00:29:05,650 Uh, well... 585 00:29:05,757 --> 00:29:08,146 you're not gonna believe this. 586 00:29:10,629 --> 00:29:12,085 You know, man, it could be worse. 587 00:29:12,197 --> 00:29:13,494 A woman could cut off your penis 588 00:29:13,732 --> 00:29:14,664 while you're sleeping 589 00:29:14,766 --> 00:29:15,994 and toss it out the window 590 00:29:16,134 --> 00:29:17,192 of a moving car. 591 00:29:17,302 --> 00:29:18,792 There's always that. 592 00:29:18,904 --> 00:29:20,531 I don't know, it's just... 593 00:29:20,639 --> 00:29:22,038 when you buy furniture, 594 00:29:22,140 --> 00:29:23,505 you tell yourself, that's it. 595 00:29:23,642 --> 00:29:25,337 That's the last sofa I'm gonna need. 596 00:29:25,444 --> 00:29:26,672 Whatever else happens, 597 00:29:26,778 --> 00:29:28,803 I've got that sofa problem handled. 598 00:29:28,914 --> 00:29:30,313 I had it all. 599 00:29:30,415 --> 00:29:32,178 I had a stereo that was very decent, 600 00:29:32,284 --> 00:29:34,844 a wardrobe that was getting very respectable. 601 00:29:34,953 --> 00:29:38,218 I was close to being complete. 602 00:29:38,323 --> 00:29:39,688 Shit, man. Now it's all gone. 603 00:29:39,791 --> 00:29:40,849 All gone. 604 00:29:40,959 --> 00:29:43,621 Hmm. All gone. 605 00:29:45,530 --> 00:29:46,986 Do you know what a duvet is? 606 00:29:47,099 --> 00:29:48,191 Comforter. 607 00:29:48,300 --> 00:29:49,961 It's a blanket. 608 00:29:50,068 --> 00:29:51,092 Just a blanket. 609 00:29:51,203 --> 00:29:53,000 Why do guys like you and I 610 00:29:53,171 --> 00:29:54,035 know what a duvet is? 611 00:29:54,139 --> 00:29:56,596 Is this essential to our survival 612 00:29:56,675 --> 00:29:58,199 in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word? 613 00:29:58,310 --> 00:29:59,572 No. 614 00:29:59,678 --> 00:30:02,067 What are we, then? 615 00:30:02,180 --> 00:30:05,013 We're, uh, you know, consumers... 616 00:30:05,183 --> 00:30:06,844 Right. We're consumers. 617 00:30:06,952 --> 00:30:10,308 We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. 618 00:30:10,422 --> 00:30:12,686 Murder, crime, poverty... 619 00:30:12,791 --> 00:30:14,486 these things don't concern me. 620 00:30:14,693 --> 00:30:17,787 What concerns me are celebrity magazines, 621 00:30:17,896 --> 00:30:19,989 television with 500 channels, 622 00:30:20,098 --> 00:30:21,986 some guy's name on my underwear. 623 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,725 Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra. 624 00:30:24,836 --> 00:30:25,734 Martha Stewart. 625 00:30:25,837 --> 00:30:26,929 Fuck Martha Stewart. 626 00:30:27,038 --> 00:30:29,768 Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic. 627 00:30:29,875 --> 00:30:31,240 It's all going down, man. 628 00:30:31,343 --> 00:30:33,732 So fuck off with your sofa units 629 00:30:33,845 --> 00:30:36,109 and Strinne green stripe patterns. 630 00:30:36,214 --> 00:30:38,603 I say, never be complete. 631 00:30:38,717 --> 00:30:40,275 I say, stop being perfect. 632 00:30:40,385 --> 00:30:42,876 I say, let's... let's evolve. 633 00:30:42,988 --> 00:30:44,819 Let the chips fall where they may. 634 00:30:47,392 --> 00:30:49,553 But that's me, and I could be wrong. 635 00:30:49,728 --> 00:30:51,684 Maybe it's a terrible tragedy. 636 00:30:51,796 --> 00:30:53,195 No. It's just stuff. 637 00:30:53,298 --> 00:30:54,253 It's not a tragedy, but... 638 00:30:54,366 --> 00:30:55,424 Well, you did lose 639 00:30:55,534 --> 00:30:58,094 a lot of versatile solutions for modern living. 640 00:30:58,236 --> 00:30:59,168 Fuck. You're right. 641 00:30:59,271 --> 00:31:00,602 No. I don't smoke. 642 00:31:04,176 --> 00:31:07,839 My insurance is probably gonna cover it, so... 643 00:31:10,382 --> 00:31:12,475 What? 644 00:31:12,584 --> 00:31:16,680 The things you own end up owning you. 645 00:31:19,057 --> 00:31:20,285 But do what you like, man. 646 00:31:22,861 --> 00:31:23,885 Oh, it's late. 647 00:31:23,995 --> 00:31:25,758 Hey, thanks for the beer. 648 00:31:25,864 --> 00:31:27,092 Yeah, man. 649 00:31:27,199 --> 00:31:30,032 I should find a hotel. 650 00:31:30,135 --> 00:31:31,033 Oh. 651 00:31:31,136 --> 00:31:32,034 What? 652 00:31:32,137 --> 00:31:33,035 What? 653 00:31:33,138 --> 00:31:34,036 A hotel. 654 00:31:34,139 --> 00:31:35,037 Yeah. 655 00:31:35,140 --> 00:31:36,732 Just ask, man. 656 00:31:36,841 --> 00:31:39,139 What are you talking about? 657 00:31:39,277 --> 00:31:40,232 Oh, God. 658 00:31:40,345 --> 00:31:41,744 3 pitchers of beer, 659 00:31:41,846 --> 00:31:43,404 and you still can't ask. 660 00:31:45,016 --> 00:31:46,108 What? 661 00:31:46,284 --> 00:31:47,945 You called me 'cause you needed a place to stay. 662 00:31:48,053 --> 00:31:49,816 Oh, hey, no, no, no. 663 00:31:49,921 --> 00:31:51,843 Yes, you did. So just ask. 664 00:31:51,957 --> 00:31:54,221 Cut the foreplay and just ask, man. 665 00:31:56,027 --> 00:31:58,257 Would that be a problem? 666 00:31:58,363 --> 00:32:00,422 Is it a problem for you to ask? 667 00:32:01,967 --> 00:32:03,332 Can I stay at your place? 668 00:32:03,435 --> 00:32:04,333 Yeah. 669 00:32:05,437 --> 00:32:06,802 Thanks. 670 00:32:10,809 --> 00:32:13,004 I want you to do me a favor. 671 00:32:13,111 --> 00:32:14,203 Yeah, sure. 672 00:32:14,312 --> 00:32:17,110 I want you to hit me as hard as you can. 673 00:32:17,215 --> 00:32:19,137 What? 674 00:32:19,251 --> 00:32:23,017 I want you to hit me as hard as you can. 675 00:32:23,121 --> 00:32:24,577 Let me tell you a little bit 676 00:32:24,656 --> 00:32:26,055 about Tyler Durden. 677 00:32:26,224 --> 00:32:28,647 Tyler was a night person. 678 00:32:28,727 --> 00:32:29,887 While the rest of us were sleeping, 679 00:32:29,995 --> 00:32:30,984 he worked. 680 00:32:31,096 --> 00:32:34,190 He had one part-time job as a projectionist. 681 00:32:34,299 --> 00:32:36,062 See, a movie doesn't come all on one big reel. 682 00:32:36,167 --> 00:32:37,293 It comes on a few. 683 00:32:37,402 --> 00:32:39,859 So someone has to be there to switch the projectors 684 00:32:39,971 --> 00:32:42,166 at the exact moment that one reel ends 685 00:32:42,274 --> 00:32:43,502 and the next one begins. 686 00:32:43,608 --> 00:32:45,564 If you look for it, you can see these little dots 687 00:32:45,677 --> 00:32:47,668 come into the upper right-hand corner of the screen. 688 00:32:48,847 --> 00:32:49,802 In the industry, 689 00:32:49,914 --> 00:32:51,176 we call them "cigarette burns." 690 00:32:51,349 --> 00:32:53,305 That's the cue for a changeover. 691 00:32:53,418 --> 00:32:54,817 He flips the projectors, 692 00:32:54,919 --> 00:32:56,750 the movie keeps right on going, 693 00:32:56,855 --> 00:32:58,311 and nobody in the audience has any idea. 694 00:32:58,390 --> 00:33:00,847 Why would anyone want this shit job? 695 00:33:00,959 --> 00:33:03,883 Because it affords him other interesting opportunities. 696 00:33:04,029 --> 00:33:05,951 Like splicing single frames of pornography 697 00:33:06,064 --> 00:33:07,429 into family films. 698 00:33:07,532 --> 00:33:09,591 So when the snooty cat and the courageous dog 699 00:33:09,701 --> 00:33:11,100 with the celebrity voices 700 00:33:11,202 --> 00:33:13,158 meet for the first time in reel 3, 701 00:33:13,338 --> 00:33:14,464 that's when you'll catch a flash 702 00:33:14,572 --> 00:33:16,836 of Tyler’s contribution to the film. 703 00:33:23,715 --> 00:33:25,205 Nobody knows that they saw it, 704 00:33:25,350 --> 00:33:26,339 but they did. 705 00:33:26,451 --> 00:33:28,908 A nice big cock. 706 00:33:33,792 --> 00:33:36,488 Even a hummingbird couldn't catch Tyler at work. 707 00:33:41,366 --> 00:33:44,426 Tyler also works sometimes as a banquet waiter 708 00:33:44,536 --> 00:33:46,834 at the luxurious Pressman Hotel. 709 00:33:51,543 --> 00:33:53,306 He was the guerilla terrorist 710 00:33:53,411 --> 00:33:55,709 of the food service industry. 711 00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:56,835 Do not watch. 712 00:33:56,948 --> 00:33:58,404 I cannot go when you watch. 713 00:33:58,516 --> 00:34:00,040 Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, 714 00:34:00,151 --> 00:34:01,550 he farted on meringues, 715 00:34:01,653 --> 00:34:03,052 sneezed on braised endive. 716 00:34:03,154 --> 00:34:04,678 And as for the cream of mushroom soup, 717 00:34:04,889 --> 00:34:05,844 well... 718 00:34:05,957 --> 00:34:07,356 Go ahead, tell them. 719 00:34:07,459 --> 00:34:09,324 You get the idea. 720 00:34:09,494 --> 00:34:11,086 What do you want me to do? You just want me to hit you? 721 00:34:11,196 --> 00:34:12,754 Come on. Do me this one favor. 722 00:34:12,864 --> 00:34:13,819 Why? 723 00:34:13,932 --> 00:34:15,194 Why? I don't know why. I don't know. 724 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:16,230 I've never been in a fight. Have you? 725 00:34:16,334 --> 00:34:17,733 No, but that's a good thing. 726 00:34:17,836 --> 00:34:18,860 No, it is not. 727 00:34:18,970 --> 00:34:19,868 How much can you know about yourself 728 00:34:19,971 --> 00:34:21,370 if you've never been in a fight? 729 00:34:21,473 --> 00:34:22,735 I don't wanna die without any scars. 730 00:34:22,841 --> 00:34:24,672 So, come on, hit me before I lose my nerve. 731 00:34:24,776 --> 00:34:27,438 God, this is crazy. 732 00:34:27,545 --> 00:34:29,103 So go crazy. Let 'er rip. 733 00:34:29,214 --> 00:34:31,011 Hey, I don't know about this. 734 00:34:31,116 --> 00:34:33,311 I don't, either, but who gives a shit? 735 00:34:33,418 --> 00:34:35,079 No one's watching. What do you care? 736 00:34:35,186 --> 00:34:37,381 Wait. This is crazy. You want me to hit you? 737 00:34:37,489 --> 00:34:39,377 That's right. 738 00:34:39,491 --> 00:34:41,880 What, like, in the face? 739 00:34:41,993 --> 00:34:43,324 Surprise me. 740 00:34:45,296 --> 00:34:47,594 This is so fucking stupid. 741 00:34:56,674 --> 00:34:57,971 Ohh! 742 00:34:58,076 --> 00:35:00,874 Motherfucker! 743 00:35:00,979 --> 00:35:02,867 You hit me in the ear. 744 00:35:02,981 --> 00:35:04,175 Well, Jesus, I'm sorry. 745 00:35:04,282 --> 00:35:06,113 Ow! Christ! 746 00:35:06,217 --> 00:35:07,878 Why the ear, man? 747 00:35:07,986 --> 00:35:09,010 Aw, I fucked it up. 748 00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:10,109 No. That was perfect. 749 00:35:10,221 --> 00:35:11,882 Ohh! Uhh! 750 00:35:22,634 --> 00:35:24,158 Nah, it's all right. 751 00:35:26,304 --> 00:35:27,794 That really hurts. 752 00:35:27,972 --> 00:35:30,702 Right. 753 00:35:30,809 --> 00:35:32,037 Hit me again. 754 00:35:33,311 --> 00:35:34,209 No. You hit me. 755 00:35:34,312 --> 00:35:35,301 Come on. 756 00:35:51,996 --> 00:35:54,328 We should do this again sometime. 757 00:36:07,545 --> 00:36:08,569 Where's your car? 758 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:09,669 What car? 759 00:36:20,358 --> 00:36:22,588 I don't know how Tyler found that house, 760 00:36:22,694 --> 00:36:24,787 but he said he'd been there for a year. 761 00:36:24,896 --> 00:36:27,922 It looked like it was waiting to be torn down. 762 00:36:28,032 --> 00:36:30,227 Most of the windows were boarded up. 763 00:36:30,335 --> 00:36:32,565 There was no lock on the front door 764 00:36:32,670 --> 00:36:35,935 from when the police or whoever kicked it in. 765 00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:37,701 The stairs were ready to collapse. 766 00:36:37,809 --> 00:36:40,733 I didn't know if he owned it or if he was squatting. 767 00:36:40,845 --> 00:36:42,676 Neither would have surprised me. 768 00:36:44,048 --> 00:36:45,345 Yeah. That's you. 769 00:36:45,550 --> 00:36:46,539 That's me. 770 00:36:46,651 --> 00:36:48,414 That's the toilet. 771 00:36:48,553 --> 00:36:49,417 Good? 772 00:36:49,554 --> 00:36:50,418 Yeah. Thanks. 773 00:36:51,723 --> 00:36:53,384 What a shithole. 774 00:36:55,226 --> 00:36:56,887 Nothing worked. 775 00:36:58,563 --> 00:36:59,757 Turning on one light 776 00:36:59,864 --> 00:37:02,753 meant another light in the house went out. 777 00:37:02,867 --> 00:37:04,266 There were no neighbors, 778 00:37:04,369 --> 00:37:06,360 just some warehouses and a paper mill... 779 00:37:06,571 --> 00:37:08,232 that fart smell of steam, 780 00:37:08,339 --> 00:37:10,637 the hamster cage smell of wood chips. 781 00:37:10,742 --> 00:37:12,733 After work tomorrow, we'll be... 782 00:37:12,844 --> 00:37:14,766 Hey. What have we here? 783 00:37:29,827 --> 00:37:30,725 Hey, guys. 784 00:37:30,828 --> 00:37:31,886 Hey. 785 00:37:32,096 --> 00:37:33,120 It's cool. 786 00:37:33,231 --> 00:37:34,186 Ohh! 787 00:37:43,107 --> 00:37:46,599 Every time it rained, we had to kill the power. 788 00:37:46,711 --> 00:37:48,201 By the end of the first month, 789 00:37:48,313 --> 00:37:49,974 I didn't miss TV. 790 00:37:50,114 --> 00:37:54,346 I didn't even mind the warm, stale refrigerator. 791 00:38:07,131 --> 00:38:08,826 Can I be next? 792 00:38:13,204 --> 00:38:14,228 All right, man. 793 00:38:14,339 --> 00:38:16,500 Lose the tie. 794 00:38:20,144 --> 00:38:21,338 Ooh! 795 00:38:21,446 --> 00:38:23,004 At night, Tyler and I were alone 796 00:38:23,147 --> 00:38:25,342 for a half a mile in every direction. 797 00:38:31,356 --> 00:38:33,745 Rain trickled down through the plaster 798 00:38:33,858 --> 00:38:35,257 and the light fixtures. 799 00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:37,157 Everything wooden swelled and shrank. 800 00:38:37,261 --> 00:38:41,152 Everywhere were rusted nails to snag your elbow on. 801 00:38:41,265 --> 00:38:44,530 The previous occupant had been a bit of a shut-in. 802 00:38:44,636 --> 00:38:46,331 Hey, man, what are you reading? 803 00:38:46,437 --> 00:38:47,461 Listen to this. 804 00:38:47,605 --> 00:38:49,436 It's an article written by an organ 805 00:38:49,540 --> 00:38:50,939 in the first person. 806 00:38:51,109 --> 00:38:53,566 "I am Jack's medulla oblongata. 807 00:38:53,678 --> 00:38:55,270 Without me, Jack could not regulate 808 00:38:55,380 --> 00:38:57,507 his heart rate, blood pressure, or breathing." 809 00:38:57,615 --> 00:38:59,981 There's a whole series of these. 810 00:39:00,084 --> 00:39:01,415 "I am Jill's nipples." 811 00:39:02,887 --> 00:39:04,946 "I am Jack's colon." 812 00:39:05,056 --> 00:39:07,422 Yeah. "I get cancer. I kill Jack." 813 00:39:09,060 --> 00:39:10,687 Whoa... Ohh! 814 00:39:10,795 --> 00:39:12,023 After fighting, 815 00:39:12,130 --> 00:39:14,325 everything else in your life got the volume turned down. 816 00:39:17,935 --> 00:39:18,833 What? 817 00:39:18,936 --> 00:39:20,335 You could deal with anything. 818 00:39:20,438 --> 00:39:21,837 Have you finished those reports? 819 00:39:26,577 --> 00:39:27,839 If you could fight anyone, 820 00:39:27,945 --> 00:39:29,139 who would you fight? 821 00:39:29,247 --> 00:39:31,636 I'd fight my boss, probably. 822 00:39:31,749 --> 00:39:33,080 Really? 823 00:39:33,184 --> 00:39:35,709 Yeah. Why, who would you fight? 824 00:39:35,820 --> 00:39:36,946 I'd fight my dad. 825 00:39:37,055 --> 00:39:38,818 I don't know my dad. 826 00:39:38,923 --> 00:39:40,686 I mean, I know him, 827 00:39:40,792 --> 00:39:43,590 but he left when I was, like, 6 years old, 828 00:39:43,695 --> 00:39:46,084 married this other woman and had some other kids. 829 00:39:46,197 --> 00:39:47,824 He, like, did this every 6 years. 830 00:39:47,932 --> 00:39:50,765 He goes to a new city and starts a new family. 831 00:39:50,868 --> 00:39:52,961 Fucker should open up franchises. 832 00:39:54,472 --> 00:39:56,030 My dad never went to college, 833 00:39:56,140 --> 00:39:58,529 so it was real important that I go. 834 00:39:58,643 --> 00:39:59,667 That sounds familiar. 835 00:39:59,777 --> 00:40:01,870 So I graduate, I call him up long distance. 836 00:40:01,979 --> 00:40:05,369 I say, "Dad, now what?" He says, "Get a job." 837 00:40:05,483 --> 00:40:06,381 Same here. 838 00:40:06,484 --> 00:40:07,473 Now I'm 25. 839 00:40:07,585 --> 00:40:08,882 I make my yearly call again. 840 00:40:08,986 --> 00:40:11,181 I say, "Dad, now what?" 841 00:40:11,289 --> 00:40:13,655 He says, "I don't know. Get married." 842 00:40:13,758 --> 00:40:15,646 Eh, I mean... 843 00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:16,954 I can't get married. 844 00:40:18,162 --> 00:40:19,789 I'm a 30-year-old boy. 845 00:40:19,897 --> 00:40:21,387 We're a generation of men 846 00:40:21,599 --> 00:40:22,623 raised by women. 847 00:40:22,734 --> 00:40:25,066 I'm wondering if another woman 848 00:40:25,169 --> 00:40:26,932 is really the answer we need. 849 00:40:32,443 --> 00:40:35,606 Most of the week, we were Ozzie and Harriet. 850 00:40:37,181 --> 00:40:38,910 But every Saturday night, 851 00:40:39,317 --> 00:40:41,706 But every Saturday night, 852 00:40:41,819 --> 00:40:43,946 we were finding something out. 853 00:40:44,055 --> 00:40:45,113 We were finding out more and more 854 00:40:46,958 --> 00:40:47,583 that we were not alone. 855 00:40:47,825 --> 00:40:48,985 Who turned the lights off? 856 00:40:49,093 --> 00:40:50,321 It used to be 857 00:40:50,428 --> 00:40:52,055 that when I came home angry or depressed, 858 00:40:52,163 --> 00:40:53,790 I'd just clean my condo, 859 00:40:53,898 --> 00:40:55,820 polish my Scandinavian furniture. 860 00:40:55,933 --> 00:40:58,299 I should've been looking for a new condo. 861 00:40:58,402 --> 00:41:01,098 I should've been haggling with my insurance company. 862 00:41:01,205 --> 00:41:04,971 I should've been upset about my nice, neat flaming little shit. 863 00:41:05,076 --> 00:41:06,532 But I wasn't. 864 00:41:06,644 --> 00:41:08,009 The basic premise 865 00:41:08,112 --> 00:41:09,875 of cyber-netting any office 866 00:41:09,981 --> 00:41:11,039 is make things more efficient. 867 00:41:11,149 --> 00:41:12,377 Monday mornings, all I could do 868 00:41:12,483 --> 00:41:13,507 was think about next week. 869 00:41:13,618 --> 00:41:16,746 Can I get the icon in cornflower blue? 870 00:41:16,854 --> 00:41:17,980 Absolutely. 871 00:41:18,089 --> 00:41:21,354 Efficiency is priority number one, people, 872 00:41:21,459 --> 00:41:24,223 because waste is a thief. 873 00:41:24,328 --> 00:41:25,955 I showed this already to my man, here. 874 00:41:26,063 --> 00:41:27,360 You liked it, didn't you? 875 00:41:31,369 --> 00:41:33,064 You can swallow a pint of blood 876 00:41:33,171 --> 00:41:34,570 before you get sick. 877 00:41:35,973 --> 00:41:38,430 It was right in everyone's face. 878 00:41:38,543 --> 00:41:40,636 Tyler and I just made it visible. 879 00:41:40,745 --> 00:41:42,940 It was on the tip of everyone's tongue. 880 00:41:43,047 --> 00:41:44,912 Tyler and I just gave it a name. 881 00:41:56,561 --> 00:41:59,359 Come on, people, you gotta go home. 882 00:42:19,984 --> 00:42:22,873 Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back. 883 00:42:45,276 --> 00:42:47,164 Every week, Tyler gave the rules 884 00:42:47,278 --> 00:42:48,540 that he and I decided. 885 00:42:48,646 --> 00:42:52,138 Gentlemen, welcome to Fight Club. 886 00:42:55,119 --> 00:42:56,950 The first rule of Fight Club is... 887 00:42:57,054 --> 00:42:59,511 you do not talk about Fight Club. 888 00:42:59,590 --> 00:43:02,354 The second rule of Fight Club is... 889 00:43:02,460 --> 00:43:06,021 you do not talk about Fight Club. 890 00:43:06,130 --> 00:43:07,529 Third rule of Fight Club... 891 00:43:07,632 --> 00:43:11,295 Someone yells "Stop!" goes limp, taps out, 892 00:43:11,469 --> 00:43:12,902 the fight is over. 893 00:43:13,004 --> 00:43:14,130 Fourth rule... 894 00:43:14,238 --> 00:43:16,536 Only 2 guys to a fight. 895 00:43:16,641 --> 00:43:17,596 Fifth rule... 896 00:43:17,708 --> 00:43:20,165 One fight at a time, fellas. 897 00:43:21,312 --> 00:43:23,837 Sixth rule... No shirts, no shoes. 898 00:43:23,948 --> 00:43:25,006 Seventh rule... 899 00:43:25,116 --> 00:43:27,778 Fights will go on as long as they have to. 900 00:43:29,820 --> 00:43:32,209 And the eighth and final rule... 901 00:43:32,323 --> 00:43:36,748 If this is your first night at Fight Club... 902 00:43:36,861 --> 00:43:38,385 you have to fight. 903 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,888 This kid from work, Ricky, 904 00:43:45,002 --> 00:43:46,799 couldn't remember whether you ordered pens 905 00:43:47,004 --> 00:43:48,028 with blue ink or black... 906 00:43:49,607 --> 00:43:50,631 Come on, man! 907 00:43:50,741 --> 00:43:52,402 But Ricky was a god for 10 minutes 908 00:43:52,510 --> 00:43:55,070 when the trounced the maitre d' of a local food court. 909 00:43:57,315 --> 00:43:59,078 Sometimes, all you could hear 910 00:43:59,183 --> 00:44:01,378 were the flat, hard packing sounds 911 00:44:01,519 --> 00:44:02,543 over the yelling... 912 00:44:06,023 --> 00:44:08,947 or the wet choke when someone caught their breath 913 00:44:09,060 --> 00:44:09,958 and sprayed... 914 00:44:10,061 --> 00:44:11,187 Stop! 915 00:44:11,295 --> 00:44:14,184 You weren't alive anywhere like you were there. 916 00:44:14,298 --> 00:44:15,629 But Fight Club only exists 917 00:44:15,733 --> 00:44:17,928 in the hours between when Fight Club starts 918 00:44:18,035 --> 00:44:19,832 and when Fight Club ends. 919 00:44:19,937 --> 00:44:22,997 Even if I could tell someone they had a good fight, 920 00:44:23,107 --> 00:44:24,972 I wouldn't be talking to the same man. 921 00:44:25,076 --> 00:44:26,600 Who you were in Fight Club 922 00:44:26,711 --> 00:44:28,770 is not who you were in the rest of the world. 923 00:44:28,879 --> 00:44:31,712 The guy who came to Fight Club for the first time, 924 00:44:31,816 --> 00:44:33,772 his ass was a wad of cookie dough. 925 00:44:33,884 --> 00:44:35,146 After a few weeks, 926 00:44:35,252 --> 00:44:36,776 he was carved out of wood. 927 00:44:36,887 --> 00:44:38,878 If you could fight any celebrity, 928 00:44:39,056 --> 00:44:40,387 who would you fight? 929 00:44:40,558 --> 00:44:41,513 Alive or dead? 930 00:44:41,625 --> 00:44:44,082 It doesn't matter. Who'd be tough? 931 00:44:44,161 --> 00:44:45,958 Hemingway. 932 00:44:46,063 --> 00:44:48,554 You? 933 00:44:48,666 --> 00:44:49,724 Shatner. 934 00:44:49,834 --> 00:44:51,995 I'd fight William Shatner. 935 00:44:53,571 --> 00:44:56,062 We all started seeing things differently. 936 00:44:56,173 --> 00:44:57,902 Everywhere we went, 937 00:44:58,075 --> 00:45:00,134 we were sizing things up. 938 00:45:04,582 --> 00:45:06,948 I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms, 939 00:45:07,084 --> 00:45:09,450 trying to look like how Calvin Klein 940 00:45:09,587 --> 00:45:11,384 or Tommy Hilfiger said they should. 941 00:45:11,589 --> 00:45:12,954 Is that what a man looks like? 942 00:45:14,125 --> 00:45:17,014 Ahh. Self-improvement is masturbation. 943 00:45:17,128 --> 00:45:19,494 And self-destruction. 944 00:45:19,597 --> 00:45:21,087 Excuse me. 945 00:45:32,276 --> 00:45:33,675 Kick his ass! 946 00:45:33,778 --> 00:45:35,234 Hit him again, man! Come on! Hit him! 947 00:45:55,366 --> 00:45:58,699 Fight Club wasn't about winning or losing. 948 00:45:58,803 --> 00:46:00,759 It wasn't about words. 949 00:46:03,674 --> 00:46:06,040 The hysterical shouting was in tongues, 950 00:46:06,143 --> 00:46:08,270 like in a Pentecostal church. 951 00:46:13,717 --> 00:46:14,649 - Is that it? - Stop! 952 00:46:14,752 --> 00:46:16,708 When the fight was over, 953 00:46:16,821 --> 00:46:18,709 nothing was solved, 954 00:46:18,823 --> 00:46:20,279 but nothing mattered. 955 00:46:20,391 --> 00:46:21,790 Hey, cool. 956 00:46:23,961 --> 00:46:27,522 Afterwards, we all felt saved. 957 00:46:27,665 --> 00:46:29,690 Hey, man, how about next week? 958 00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:31,199 How about next month? 959 00:46:31,302 --> 00:46:32,462 I hear you. 960 00:46:32,670 --> 00:46:33,694 Irwin, you're in the middle. 961 00:46:33,804 --> 00:46:36,102 New guy. You, too. 962 00:46:37,308 --> 00:46:39,970 Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me. 963 00:46:40,177 --> 00:46:42,008 He fell down some stairs. 964 00:46:42,179 --> 00:46:44,636 I fell down some stairs. 965 00:46:46,851 --> 00:46:49,149 Fight Club became the reason to cut your hair short 966 00:46:49,253 --> 00:46:51,551 or trim your fingernails. 967 00:46:51,689 --> 00:46:54,112 OK. Any historical figure. 968 00:46:54,191 --> 00:46:55,988 I'd fight Gandhi. 969 00:46:57,695 --> 00:46:58,525 Good answer. 970 00:46:58,629 --> 00:46:59,653 How about you? 971 00:46:59,763 --> 00:47:00,855 Lincoln. 972 00:47:00,965 --> 00:47:02,330 Lincoln? 973 00:47:02,433 --> 00:47:03,525 Mm. 974 00:47:03,634 --> 00:47:04,999 Big guy, big reach. 975 00:47:05,202 --> 00:47:07,295 Skinny guys fight till they're burger. 976 00:47:07,404 --> 00:47:08,769 Fuck. 977 00:47:10,975 --> 00:47:13,705 Hey. Even the Mona Lisa's falling apart. 978 00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:24,078 Hello. 979 00:47:24,221 --> 00:47:25,153 Where have you been 980 00:47:25,256 --> 00:47:27,053 the last 8 weeks? 981 00:47:27,158 --> 00:47:28,420 Marla? 982 00:47:31,729 --> 00:47:33,060 How'd you find me? 983 00:47:33,230 --> 00:47:34,561 You left that forwarding number. 984 00:47:34,665 --> 00:47:37,463 I haven't seen you in any support groups. 985 00:47:37,568 --> 00:47:38,967 We split them up. 986 00:47:39,069 --> 00:47:40,991 That was the idea, remember? 987 00:47:41,105 --> 00:47:43,869 Yeah, but you haven't been going to yours. 988 00:47:43,974 --> 00:47:45,635 How do you know? 989 00:47:45,743 --> 00:47:47,438 I cheated. 990 00:47:47,545 --> 00:47:49,308 I found a new one. 991 00:47:49,413 --> 00:47:51,142 Really? 992 00:47:51,248 --> 00:47:52,203 It's for men only. 993 00:47:52,316 --> 00:47:53,874 Like the testicle thing? 994 00:47:53,984 --> 00:47:55,076 Waaah! 995 00:47:58,355 --> 00:47:59,652 Look, this is a bad time. 996 00:47:59,757 --> 00:48:02,214 I've been going to Debtors Anonymous. 997 00:48:02,326 --> 00:48:04,385 You wanna see some really fucked up people? 998 00:48:04,495 --> 00:48:05,826 I'm just on my way out. 999 00:48:05,930 --> 00:48:06,828 Me, too. 1000 00:48:06,931 --> 00:48:07,886 I've got a stomachful of Xanax. 1001 00:48:07,998 --> 00:48:10,694 I took what was left of a bottle. 1002 00:48:10,801 --> 00:48:12,826 It might have been too much. 1003 00:48:12,937 --> 00:48:14,666 Just picture watching Marla Singer 1004 00:48:14,772 --> 00:48:16,660 throw herself around her crummy apartment. 1005 00:48:16,807 --> 00:48:18,763 But this isn't a for-real suicide thing. 1006 00:48:18,876 --> 00:48:21,174 This is probably one of those cry-for-help things. 1007 00:48:21,278 --> 00:48:22,677 This could go on for hours. 1008 00:48:22,780 --> 00:48:24,179 So you're staying in tonight, then? 1009 00:48:24,281 --> 00:48:25,680 Do you wanna wait 1010 00:48:25,783 --> 00:48:27,114 and hear me describe death? 1011 00:48:27,218 --> 00:48:28,617 Do you wanna listen 1012 00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:32,018 and see if my spirit can use a phone? 1013 00:48:33,624 --> 00:48:36,513 Have you ever heard a death rattle before? 1014 00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:04,444 Tyler's door was closed. 1015 00:49:04,655 --> 00:49:06,054 I'd been living here for 2 months, 1016 00:49:06,156 --> 00:49:07,646 and Tyler's door was never closed. 1017 00:49:13,931 --> 00:49:16,058 You won't believe this dream I had last night. 1018 00:49:16,166 --> 00:49:19,124 Yeah, I can hardly believe anything about last night. 1019 00:49:29,013 --> 00:49:30,878 What... What are you doing here? 1020 00:49:34,685 --> 00:49:35,743 What? 1021 00:49:35,853 --> 00:49:38,219 This is my house. What are you doing in my house? 1022 00:49:40,791 --> 00:49:41,723 Fuck you. 1023 00:49:55,639 --> 00:49:57,231 Ha ha! Ohh... 1024 00:49:57,341 --> 00:50:00,674 Oh, you got some fucked-up friends, I'm tellin' you. 1025 00:50:01,779 --> 00:50:03,371 Limber, though... 1026 00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:04,742 silly coos. 1027 00:50:06,483 --> 00:50:08,872 So, I come in last night. Phone's off the hook. 1028 00:50:08,986 --> 00:50:10,783 Guess who's on the other end. 1029 00:50:10,888 --> 00:50:13,015 I already knew the story before he told it to me. 1030 00:50:16,727 --> 00:50:18,957 Have you ever heard a death rattle before? 1031 00:50:19,063 --> 00:50:21,896 Do you think it'll live up to its name? 1032 00:50:21,999 --> 00:50:25,958 Or will it just be a death... hairball? 1033 00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:32,936 Prepare... to evacuate soul. 1034 00:50:34,945 --> 00:50:36,537 9... 1035 00:50:36,747 --> 00:50:37,577 8... 1036 00:50:37,681 --> 00:50:39,979 Now, how could Tyler, of all people, 1037 00:50:40,084 --> 00:50:44,180 think it was a bad thing that Marla Singer was about to die? 1038 00:50:44,288 --> 00:50:46,153 5... 1039 00:50:46,256 --> 00:50:48,121 4... 1040 00:50:48,258 --> 00:50:49,953 3... Oh, hang on. 1041 00:50:55,766 --> 00:50:57,791 You got here fast. 1042 00:50:59,436 --> 00:51:01,529 Did I call you? 1043 00:51:03,273 --> 00:51:04,137 Huh? 1044 00:51:05,309 --> 00:51:06,207 Hey. 1045 00:51:12,649 --> 00:51:15,277 The mattress is all sealed in slippery plastic. 1046 00:51:18,589 --> 00:51:21,786 Oh, don't worry. It's not a threat to you. 1047 00:51:24,328 --> 00:51:25,659 Oh, fuck. 1048 00:51:25,763 --> 00:51:27,958 Somebody called the cops. 1049 00:51:40,177 --> 00:51:41,474 Hey, where's 513? 1050 00:51:41,578 --> 00:51:43,967 End of the hall. 1051 00:51:44,081 --> 00:51:45,537 You know, the girl who lives there 1052 00:51:45,649 --> 00:51:47,947 used to be a charming, lovely girl. 1053 00:51:48,051 --> 00:51:50,212 She's lost faith in herself. 1054 00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:51,218 Miss Singer! 1055 00:51:51,321 --> 00:51:53,118 She's a monster. 1056 00:51:53,223 --> 00:51:54,815 You have every reason to live! 1057 00:51:54,925 --> 00:51:57,314 She's infectious human waste! 1058 00:51:57,428 --> 00:51:58,326 Miss Singer! 1059 00:51:58,429 --> 00:52:00,351 Good luck trying to save her! 1060 00:52:06,904 --> 00:52:10,465 If I fall asleep, I'm done for. 1061 00:52:11,942 --> 00:52:14,797 You're gonna have to keep me up... 1062 00:52:14,912 --> 00:52:16,868 all... night. 1063 00:52:16,980 --> 00:52:19,312 Un-fucking-believable. 1064 00:52:19,416 --> 00:52:21,543 He was obviously able to handle it. 1065 00:52:21,652 --> 00:52:22,778 You know what I mean. You fucked her. 1066 00:52:24,121 --> 00:52:25,349 No, I didn't. 1067 00:52:25,456 --> 00:52:26,912 Never? 1068 00:52:27,024 --> 00:52:27,922 No. 1069 00:52:29,359 --> 00:52:30,553 You're not into her, are you? 1070 00:52:30,661 --> 00:52:33,027 No! God, not at all. 1071 00:52:33,130 --> 00:52:35,428 I am Jack's raging bile duct. 1072 00:52:35,532 --> 00:52:37,488 Are you sure? You can tell me. 1073 00:52:37,601 --> 00:52:39,057 Believe me, I'm sure. 1074 00:52:39,169 --> 00:52:40,101 Put a gun to my head 1075 00:52:40,204 --> 00:52:42,035 and paint the walls with my brains. 1076 00:52:42,139 --> 00:52:43,299 That's good, 'cause she's a predator 1077 00:52:43,407 --> 00:52:44,772 posing as a house pet. 1078 00:52:44,875 --> 00:52:46,866 Stay away from that one. 1079 00:52:48,879 --> 00:52:50,278 And the shit that came out of this woman's mouth 1080 00:52:50,380 --> 00:52:51,278 I ain't never heard. 1081 00:52:51,381 --> 00:52:52,541 My God. 1082 00:52:52,649 --> 00:52:55,482 I haven't been fucked like that since grade school. 1083 00:52:56,620 --> 00:52:57,609 Uhh! 1084 00:52:57,721 --> 00:52:59,484 How could Tyler not go for that? 1085 00:52:59,590 --> 00:53:01,046 The night before last, he was splicing 1086 00:53:01,124 --> 00:53:02,887 sex organs into Cinderella. 1087 00:53:02,993 --> 00:53:04,017 Marla doesn't need a lover. 1088 00:53:04,127 --> 00:53:05,583 She needs a fucking case worker. 1089 00:53:05,662 --> 00:53:08,256 She needs a wash. And she's in love with sport fuckin'. 1090 00:53:08,365 --> 00:53:10,458 She invaded my support groups. 1091 00:53:10,567 --> 00:53:11,966 Now she'd invaded my home. 1092 00:53:12,069 --> 00:53:13,957 Hey, hey. Sit down. 1093 00:53:18,408 --> 00:53:20,899 Now, listen. Can't have you talking to her about me. 1094 00:53:21,011 --> 00:53:22,308 Why would I talk to her... 1095 00:53:22,412 --> 00:53:24,368 You say anything about me or what goes on in this house 1096 00:53:24,481 --> 00:53:27,780 to her or to anybody, we're done. 1097 00:53:27,918 --> 00:53:29,044 Now, promise me. 1098 00:53:29,152 --> 00:53:30,050 OK. 1099 00:53:30,153 --> 00:53:31,051 You promise? 1100 00:53:31,154 --> 00:53:32,985 - Yeah, I promise. - Promise. 1101 00:53:33,090 --> 00:53:34,546 I just said I promise. 1102 00:53:34,658 --> 00:53:36,216 That's 3 times you promised. 1103 00:53:38,662 --> 00:53:40,527 If only I had wasted a couple of minutes 1104 00:53:40,631 --> 00:53:42,758 and gone to watch Marla Singer die, 1105 00:53:42,933 --> 00:53:44,389 none of this would've happened. 1106 00:53:44,501 --> 00:53:47,334 Unhh! Unhh! Unhh! 1107 00:53:47,437 --> 00:53:48,335 Unhh! 1108 00:53:49,439 --> 00:53:51,896 Yeah! Oh! Harder! Harder! 1109 00:53:51,975 --> 00:53:53,897 Yeah! Ooh! Aah! 1110 00:53:54,011 --> 00:53:56,605 Aah! Ohh! Aah! 1111 00:53:59,950 --> 00:54:02,339 I could've moved to another room... 1112 00:54:02,452 --> 00:54:05,285 on the third floor, where I might not have heard them. 1113 00:54:05,455 --> 00:54:06,285 Oh, baby! 1114 00:54:06,390 --> 00:54:07,982 But I didn't. 1115 00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:17,698 Ohh! 1116 00:54:17,801 --> 00:54:21,157 Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! 1117 00:54:21,271 --> 00:54:23,398 Ohh! Ohh! Aaahh! 1118 00:54:23,507 --> 00:54:25,463 Aah! Aah! Aah! 1119 00:54:26,977 --> 00:54:29,605 - Aah! Ohhh! Ohh! Ow! 1120 00:54:30,747 --> 00:54:31,645 Ohh! 1121 00:54:32,749 --> 00:54:34,341 What are you doin'? 1122 00:54:34,451 --> 00:54:36,783 Just goin' to bed. 1123 00:54:37,988 --> 00:54:39,285 Want to finish her off? 1124 00:54:39,489 --> 00:54:40,285 Uhh... oh! 1125 00:54:41,491 --> 00:54:42,389 No. 1126 00:54:42,492 --> 00:54:43,390 No, thank you. 1127 00:54:43,493 --> 00:54:45,381 I found the cigarettes. 1128 00:54:45,495 --> 00:54:47,725 Who are you talking to? 1129 00:54:47,831 --> 00:54:48,855 Shut up. 1130 00:54:48,966 --> 00:54:51,890 I became the calm little center of the world. 1131 00:54:53,337 --> 00:54:54,895 I was the Zen master. 1132 00:54:55,005 --> 00:54:56,666 Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! 1133 00:55:00,110 --> 00:55:02,840 I wrote little haiku poems. 1134 00:55:03,013 --> 00:55:04,640 I e-mailed them to everyone. 1135 00:55:06,016 --> 00:55:07,142 Is that your blood? 1136 00:55:09,620 --> 00:55:10,985 Some of it, yeah. 1137 00:55:11,088 --> 00:55:12,578 You can't smoke in here. 1138 00:55:13,824 --> 00:55:16,054 Take the rest of the day off. 1139 00:55:16,159 --> 00:55:18,684 Come back Monday with some clean clothes. 1140 00:55:18,795 --> 00:55:20,194 Get yourself together. 1141 00:55:20,297 --> 00:55:23,357 I got right in everyone's hostile little face. 1142 00:55:23,533 --> 00:55:25,694 Yes, these are bruises from fighting. 1143 00:55:25,802 --> 00:55:27,861 Yes, I'm comfortable with that. 1144 00:55:28,038 --> 00:55:29,437 I... am enlightened. 1145 00:55:32,142 --> 00:55:33,803 You give up the condo life... 1146 00:55:33,910 --> 00:55:36,708 give up all your flaming worldly possessions... 1147 00:55:36,813 --> 00:55:38,474 go live in a dilapidated house 1148 00:55:38,582 --> 00:55:40,675 in a toxic waste part of town... 1149 00:55:40,784 --> 00:55:43,048 and you have to come home to this. 1150 00:55:43,153 --> 00:55:44,381 Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! 1151 00:55:50,260 --> 00:55:52,285 Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! 1152 00:55:55,065 --> 00:55:55,963 Hello? 1153 00:55:56,066 --> 00:55:57,397 Yes. This is Detective Stern 1154 00:55:57,567 --> 00:55:59,296 with the Arson Unit. 1155 00:55:59,403 --> 00:56:00,563 We have some new information 1156 00:56:00,671 --> 00:56:03,003 about the incident at your former condo. 1157 00:56:03,106 --> 00:56:04,095 Yes? 1158 00:56:04,207 --> 00:56:05,333 I don't know if you're aware, 1159 00:56:05,442 --> 00:56:07,740 but it seems that someone sprayed freon 1160 00:56:07,844 --> 00:56:09,106 into your front door lock, 1161 00:56:09,212 --> 00:56:12,477 then tapped it with a chisel to shatter the cylinder. 1162 00:56:12,582 --> 00:56:14,140 No, I wasn't aware of that at all. 1163 00:56:14,251 --> 00:56:16,116 I am Jack's cold sweat. 1164 00:56:16,253 --> 00:56:18,346 Does this sound strange to you? 1165 00:56:18,555 --> 00:56:20,318 Uh, yes, sir. Strange. Very strange. 1166 00:56:20,424 --> 00:56:21,322 The dynamite... 1167 00:56:21,425 --> 00:56:22,323 Dynamite? 1168 00:56:22,559 --> 00:56:23,457 left a residue 1169 00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:26,654 of ammonium oxylate potassium chloride. 1170 00:56:26,763 --> 00:56:28,685 Do you know what this means? 1171 00:56:28,799 --> 00:56:30,255 No. What does it mean? 1172 00:56:30,333 --> 00:56:32,198 It means it was homemade. 1173 00:56:33,570 --> 00:56:34,935 I'm sorry. This is just coming 1174 00:56:35,072 --> 00:56:36,562 as quite a shock to me, sir. 1175 00:56:36,673 --> 00:56:38,595 See, whoever set this homemade dynamite 1176 00:56:38,709 --> 00:56:40,233 could've blown out your pilot light 1177 00:56:40,343 --> 00:56:42,174 days before the actual explosion. 1178 00:56:42,279 --> 00:56:44,076 The gas was just the detonator. 1179 00:56:44,181 --> 00:56:45,546 Who would go and do such a thing? 1180 00:56:45,649 --> 00:56:46,877 I'll ask the questions. 1181 00:56:47,084 --> 00:56:49,211 Tell him. Tell him the liberator 1182 00:56:49,319 --> 00:56:52,015 who destroyed my property has realigned my perception. 1183 00:56:52,122 --> 00:56:53,749 Excuse me. Are you there? 1184 00:56:53,857 --> 00:56:55,745 No, I am listening. It's a little hard to know 1185 00:56:55,859 --> 00:56:57,190 what to make of all this. 1186 00:56:57,294 --> 00:56:59,387 Have you recently made enemies with anyone 1187 00:56:59,596 --> 00:57:01,757 who might have access to homemade dynamite? 1188 00:57:01,865 --> 00:57:02,923 - Enemies? - Reject the basic 1189 00:57:03,033 --> 00:57:04,432 assumption of civilization, 1190 00:57:04,601 --> 00:57:06,296 especially the importance of material possessions. 1191 00:57:06,403 --> 00:57:07,802 Son, this is serious. 1192 00:57:07,904 --> 00:57:09,235 Yes, I know it's serious. 1193 00:57:09,339 --> 00:57:10,237 I mean that. 1194 00:57:10,340 --> 00:57:11,898 Yes, it's very serious. 1195 00:57:12,109 --> 00:57:14,907 Look, nobody takes this more seriously than me. 1196 00:57:15,112 --> 00:57:17,273 That condo was my life. 1197 00:57:17,380 --> 00:57:21,305 OK? I loved every stick of furniture in that place. 1198 00:57:21,418 --> 00:57:23,283 That was not just a bunch of stuff 1199 00:57:23,386 --> 00:57:24,444 that got destroyed. 1200 00:57:24,554 --> 00:57:25,543 It was me! 1201 00:57:25,655 --> 00:57:27,054 I'd like to thank the Academy. 1202 00:57:27,157 --> 00:57:28,784 Is this not a good time for you? 1203 00:57:28,892 --> 00:57:30,621 Just tell him you fuckin' did it. 1204 00:57:30,727 --> 00:57:31,625 Shhh! 1205 00:57:31,728 --> 00:57:33,218 Tell him you blew it all up. 1206 00:57:33,330 --> 00:57:35,855 That's what he wants to hear. 1207 00:57:35,966 --> 00:57:37,194 Are you still there? 1208 00:57:37,300 --> 00:57:39,860 Wait. Are you saying that I'm a suspect? 1209 00:57:39,970 --> 00:57:42,530 No, no. I may need to talk to you a little further, 1210 00:57:42,639 --> 00:57:44,527 so how about you just lettin' me know if you're gonna leave town? 1211 00:57:44,641 --> 00:57:45,699 OK? 1212 00:57:45,809 --> 00:57:46,867 OK. 1213 00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:51,640 Except for their humping, 1214 00:57:51,748 --> 00:57:54,478 Tyler and Marla were never in the same room. 1215 00:57:54,651 --> 00:57:57,575 My parents pulled this exact same act for years. 1216 00:57:57,687 --> 00:58:01,475 The condom is the glass slipper of our generation. 1217 00:58:01,658 --> 00:58:04,491 You slip one on when you meet a stranger. 1218 00:58:04,661 --> 00:58:06,959 You... dance all night. 1219 00:58:07,164 --> 00:58:09,189 Then you throw it away. 1220 00:58:09,299 --> 00:58:11,665 The condom, I mean. Not the stranger. 1221 00:58:13,103 --> 00:58:14,559 What? 1222 00:58:19,442 --> 00:58:22,206 I got this dress at a thrift store for $1.00. 1223 00:58:22,312 --> 00:58:24,177 It was worth every penny. 1224 00:58:24,281 --> 00:58:26,146 It's a bridesmaid's dress. 1225 00:58:28,218 --> 00:58:30,675 Someone loved it... intensely 1226 00:58:30,787 --> 00:58:33,176 for one day... 1227 00:58:33,290 --> 00:58:34,746 then tossed it. 1228 00:58:36,860 --> 00:58:39,021 Like a Christmas tree... 1229 00:58:39,196 --> 00:58:40,595 so special... 1230 00:58:41,865 --> 00:58:44,390 then... bam... 1231 00:58:44,501 --> 00:58:47,026 it's on the side of the road... 1232 00:58:47,137 --> 00:58:49,367 tinsel still clinging to it... 1233 00:58:51,308 --> 00:58:54,163 like a sex crime victim... 1234 00:58:54,277 --> 00:58:56,768 underwear inside out... 1235 00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:58,677 bound with electrical tape. 1236 00:58:58,782 --> 00:59:00,010 Well, then it suits you. 1237 00:59:01,284 --> 00:59:03,081 You can borrow it sometime. 1238 00:59:10,594 --> 00:59:11,822 Get rid of her. 1239 00:59:13,096 --> 00:59:14,324 Why can't you get rid of her? 1240 00:59:14,431 --> 00:59:15,557 Don't mention me. 1241 00:59:15,732 --> 00:59:17,165 I'm 6 years old again, 1242 00:59:17,267 --> 00:59:19,462 passing messages between parents. 1243 00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:24,998 I really think it's time you got out of here. 1244 00:59:25,108 --> 00:59:26,302 Don't worry. I'm leaving. 1245 00:59:26,409 --> 00:59:27,307 Not that we don't love your little visits. 1246 00:59:27,410 --> 00:59:28,775 You are such a nut case. 1247 00:59:28,879 --> 00:59:30,369 I can't even begin to keep up. 1248 00:59:35,285 --> 00:59:36,343 Thanks. Bye. 1249 00:59:51,635 --> 00:59:53,000 You kids. 1250 00:59:53,103 --> 00:59:56,300 Wh... Why do you still waste time with her? 1251 00:59:58,642 --> 01:00:00,098 I'll say this about Marla... 1252 01:00:00,277 --> 01:00:02,302 at least she's tryin' to hit bottom. 1253 01:00:02,412 --> 01:00:03,709 What, and I'm not? 1254 01:00:03,813 --> 01:00:04,871 Stickin' feathers up your butt 1255 01:00:04,981 --> 01:00:05,970 does not make you a chicken. 1256 01:00:07,484 --> 01:00:08,781 What are we doin' tonight? 1257 01:00:08,885 --> 01:00:10,546 - Tonight? - Yeah. 1258 01:00:10,654 --> 01:00:12,610 We make soap. 1259 01:00:12,722 --> 01:00:13,780 Really. 1260 01:00:13,890 --> 01:00:14,914 To make soap, first we render fat. 1261 01:00:35,545 --> 01:00:37,376 The salt balance has to be just right, 1262 01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:40,142 so the best fat for making soap comes from humans. 1263 01:00:41,318 --> 01:00:42,478 Wait. What is this place? 1264 01:00:42,686 --> 01:00:44,051 A liposuction clinic. 1265 01:00:52,395 --> 01:00:53,419 Aha! Pay dirt. 1266 01:00:54,564 --> 01:00:57,658 The richest, creamiest fat in the world. 1267 01:00:57,767 --> 01:00:59,132 Fat of the land. 1268 01:01:06,710 --> 01:01:07,506 Come on. 1269 01:01:12,215 --> 01:01:13,614 Oh, God! Oh! 1270 01:01:13,717 --> 01:01:15,309 Get another one. Unhh! 1271 01:01:21,925 --> 01:01:23,984 As the fat renders, the tallows float to the surface. 1272 01:01:24,094 --> 01:01:25,823 Like in Boy Scouts. 1273 01:01:25,929 --> 01:01:28,295 I can imagine you as a Boy Scout. 1274 01:01:28,398 --> 01:01:29,353 Keep stirrin'. 1275 01:01:32,369 --> 01:01:33,631 Once the tallow hardens, 1276 01:01:33,737 --> 01:01:35,898 we skim off a layer of glycerin. 1277 01:01:36,006 --> 01:01:38,304 If you were to add nitric acid, you got nitroglycerin. 1278 01:01:38,408 --> 01:01:39,636 If you were then to add sodium nitrate 1279 01:01:39,743 --> 01:01:42,337 and a dash of sawdust, you got dynamite. 1280 01:01:42,445 --> 01:01:44,208 Yeah, with enough soap, 1281 01:01:44,347 --> 01:01:46,577 we could blow up just about anything. 1282 01:01:46,750 --> 01:01:48,581 Tyler was full of useful information. 1283 01:01:48,752 --> 01:01:51,050 Now, ancient peoples found that clothes got cleaner 1284 01:01:51,254 --> 01:01:52,915 when they washed them at a certain point in the river. 1285 01:01:53,023 --> 01:01:54,547 - You know why? - No. 1286 01:01:58,261 --> 01:01:59,785 Human sacrifices were once made 1287 01:01:59,896 --> 01:02:01,227 on the hills above this river. 1288 01:02:01,364 --> 01:02:03,457 Bodies burned. Water seeped into the wood and ashes 1289 01:02:03,566 --> 01:02:05,193 to create lye. 1290 01:02:05,301 --> 01:02:07,565 This is lye, the crucial ingredient. 1291 01:02:07,670 --> 01:02:09,365 Once it mixed with the melted fat of bodies, 1292 01:02:09,472 --> 01:02:10,928 a thick, white, soapy discharge 1293 01:02:11,007 --> 01:02:13,373 crept into the river. May I see your hand, please? 1294 01:02:21,551 --> 01:02:22,711 What is this? 1295 01:02:22,852 --> 01:02:24,217 This... is chemical burn. 1296 01:02:24,354 --> 01:02:25,378 Uh... Aah! Aah! 1297 01:02:25,488 --> 01:02:27,319 It'll hurt more than you've ever been burned, 1298 01:02:27,424 --> 01:02:28,948 and you will have a scar. 1299 01:02:29,059 --> 01:02:32,415 If meditation worked for cancer, it could work for this. 1300 01:02:32,529 --> 01:02:34,258 Stay with the pain. Don't shove to center. 1301 01:02:34,364 --> 01:02:35,956 No, no! Oh, God! 1302 01:02:36,066 --> 01:02:37,431 Look at your hand. 1303 01:02:37,534 --> 01:02:38,865 The first soap was made from the ashes of heroes, 1304 01:02:38,968 --> 01:02:40,492 like the first monkey shot into space. 1305 01:02:40,603 --> 01:02:42,230 Without pain, without sacrifice, 1306 01:02:42,338 --> 01:02:43,600 we would have nothin'. 1307 01:02:43,740 --> 01:02:46,595 I tried not to think of the the words "sear" or "flesh." 1308 01:02:46,709 --> 01:02:48,199 Stop it! This is your pain. 1309 01:02:48,311 --> 01:02:49,835 This is your burning hand. It's right here. 1310 01:02:49,946 --> 01:02:50,970 I'm going to my cave. 1311 01:02:51,081 --> 01:02:52,605 I'm going to my cave and find my power animal. 1312 01:02:52,749 --> 01:02:55,741 No! Don't deal with it the way those dead people do! 1313 01:02:55,852 --> 01:02:56,750 Come on! 1314 01:02:56,886 --> 01:02:57,978 I get the point! OK! Please! 1315 01:02:58,088 --> 01:02:59,646 No. What you're feeling is premature enlightenment. 1316 01:03:04,394 --> 01:03:06,191 This is the greatest moment of your life, man, 1317 01:03:06,329 --> 01:03:09,287 and you're off somewhere... 1318 01:03:09,432 --> 01:03:10,865 Shut up. 1319 01:03:10,934 --> 01:03:12,390 Our fathers were our models for God. 1320 01:03:12,469 --> 01:03:13,697 If our fathers bailed, 1321 01:03:13,837 --> 01:03:15,566 what does that tell you about God? 1322 01:03:15,672 --> 01:03:16,570 No, no. 1323 01:03:16,673 --> 01:03:18,334 Listen to me. 1324 01:03:18,441 --> 01:03:20,329 You have to consider the possibility 1325 01:03:20,443 --> 01:03:22,468 that God does not like you, 1326 01:03:22,579 --> 01:03:23,603 He never wanted you. 1327 01:03:23,713 --> 01:03:26,045 In all probability, He hates you. 1328 01:03:26,149 --> 01:03:27,946 This is not the worst thing that can happen. 1329 01:03:28,051 --> 01:03:29,712 We don't need Him. 1330 01:03:29,853 --> 01:03:30,808 We don't! I agree! 1331 01:03:30,954 --> 01:03:32,683 Fuck damnation, man. Fuck redemption. 1332 01:03:32,856 --> 01:03:34,187 We are God's unwanted children? 1333 01:03:34,357 --> 01:03:35,346 So be it! 1334 01:03:36,860 --> 01:03:38,623 Listen! You can run water over your hand 1335 01:03:38,728 --> 01:03:40,992 to make it worse, or... look at me... 1336 01:03:41,097 --> 01:03:43,327 or you can use vinegar to neutralize the burn. 1337 01:03:43,466 --> 01:03:44,626 Please let me have some! Please! 1338 01:03:44,734 --> 01:03:46,326 First you have to give up. 1339 01:03:46,436 --> 01:03:49,701 First you have to know, not fear, 1340 01:03:49,873 --> 01:03:52,671 know that someday you're gonna die. 1341 01:03:52,809 --> 01:03:54,504 You don't know how this feels! 1342 01:03:59,916 --> 01:04:01,042 It's only after we've lost everything 1343 01:04:01,151 --> 01:04:03,142 that we're free to do anything. 1344 01:04:05,155 --> 01:04:06,053 OK. 1345 01:04:21,404 --> 01:04:22,598 Congratulations. 1346 01:04:22,705 --> 01:04:25,538 You're one step closer to hitting bottom. 1347 01:04:28,044 --> 01:04:30,137 Tyler sold his soap to department stores 1348 01:04:30,246 --> 01:04:31,975 at $20 a bar. 1349 01:04:32,081 --> 01:04:33,412 God knows what they charged. 1350 01:04:33,516 --> 01:04:36,144 This is the best soap. 1351 01:04:36,252 --> 01:04:37,742 Why, thank you, Suzie. 1352 01:04:37,921 --> 01:04:39,320 It was beautiful. 1353 01:04:39,422 --> 01:04:40,787 We were selling rich women 1354 01:04:40,924 --> 01:04:43,154 their own fat asses back to them. 1355 01:04:44,694 --> 01:04:46,286 He was wearing his yellow tie. 1356 01:04:46,429 --> 01:04:48,954 I didn't even wear a tie to work anymore. 1357 01:04:49,065 --> 01:04:50,623 "The first rule of Fight Club 1358 01:04:50,733 --> 01:04:52,394 is you don't talk about Fight Club"? 1359 01:04:52,535 --> 01:04:54,127 I'm half asleep again. 1360 01:04:54,237 --> 01:04:56,034 I must've left the original in the copy machine. 1361 01:04:56,139 --> 01:04:58,596 "The second rule of Fight Club..." Is this yours? 1362 01:04:58,708 --> 01:05:00,403 Huh? 1363 01:05:00,543 --> 01:05:01,976 Pretend you're me. 1364 01:05:02,078 --> 01:05:03,807 Make a managerial decision. 1365 01:05:03,947 --> 01:05:06,507 You find this. What would you do? 1366 01:05:11,254 --> 01:05:13,142 Well, I gotta tell ya... 1367 01:05:13,256 --> 01:05:16,748 I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that. 1368 01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:18,518 Because the person who wrote that... 1369 01:05:18,628 --> 01:05:20,323 is dangerous. 1370 01:05:20,463 --> 01:05:23,296 And this buttoned-down, oxford-cloth psycho 1371 01:05:23,466 --> 01:05:24,922 might just snap 1372 01:05:25,068 --> 01:05:27,593 and then stalk from office to office 1373 01:05:27,704 --> 01:05:31,367 with an Armilade AR-10 carbine gas-powered 1374 01:05:31,474 --> 01:05:32,998 semi-automatic weapon, 1375 01:05:33,109 --> 01:05:34,940 pumping round after round 1376 01:05:35,044 --> 01:05:36,909 into colleagues and coworkers. 1377 01:05:38,248 --> 01:05:41,604 This might be someone you've known for years... 1378 01:05:41,718 --> 01:05:45,051 someone very... very... close to you. 1379 01:05:45,154 --> 01:05:48,214 Tyler's words coming out of my mouth. 1380 01:05:50,026 --> 01:05:51,755 And I used to be such a nice guy. 1381 01:05:51,861 --> 01:05:54,091 Maybe you shouldn't bring me every little piece of trash 1382 01:05:54,197 --> 01:05:55,789 you happen to pick up. 1383 01:05:58,635 --> 01:06:00,466 Liability. 1384 01:06:00,603 --> 01:06:02,230 My tit's gonna rot off. 1385 01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:05,730 Will you excuse me? I need to take this. 1386 01:06:12,115 --> 01:06:13,446 What're you talking about? 1387 01:06:13,583 --> 01:06:15,710 I need you to check and see if there's a lump in my breast. 1388 01:06:15,818 --> 01:06:17,410 Go to a hospital. 1389 01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:19,681 I can't afford to throw money away on a doctor. 1390 01:06:21,257 --> 01:06:22,952 I don't know about this, Marla. 1391 01:06:23,092 --> 01:06:24,719 Please? 1392 01:06:24,827 --> 01:06:26,522 She didn't call Tyler. 1393 01:06:26,629 --> 01:06:28,756 I'm neutral in her book. 1394 01:06:31,034 --> 01:06:32,092 That's nice. 1395 01:06:32,201 --> 01:06:33,725 Taking food to Mrs... 1396 01:06:33,836 --> 01:06:35,167 Hannaburr, Mrs. Raines? 1397 01:06:35,271 --> 01:06:36,602 Who are they... exactly? 1398 01:06:36,706 --> 01:06:38,435 Tragically, they're dead. 1399 01:06:38,541 --> 01:06:40,304 I'm alive, and I'm in poverty. 1400 01:06:40,410 --> 01:06:41,308 You want any? 1401 01:06:41,411 --> 01:06:42,309 No. No. 1402 01:06:42,545 --> 01:06:43,671 I got one for you. 1403 01:06:43,780 --> 01:06:45,111 Thanks for the thought. 1404 01:06:47,050 --> 01:06:49,280 What happened to your hand? 1405 01:06:49,385 --> 01:06:50,511 Uh... nothin'. 1406 01:06:51,654 --> 01:06:52,552 Right there. 1407 01:06:52,655 --> 01:06:53,553 Uhh. 1408 01:06:54,891 --> 01:06:56,290 Feel anything? 1409 01:06:56,392 --> 01:06:57,290 No. 1410 01:06:57,393 --> 01:06:58,621 Well, make sure. 1411 01:07:00,563 --> 01:07:02,622 OK, I'm... I'm pretty sure. 1412 01:07:02,732 --> 01:07:03,756 You feel nothing. 1413 01:07:03,866 --> 01:07:05,857 No. Nothing. 1414 01:07:07,904 --> 01:07:09,792 Well, that's a relief. 1415 01:07:09,906 --> 01:07:11,134 Thank you. 1416 01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:13,128 Uh, um... no problem. 1417 01:07:13,242 --> 01:07:15,335 I wish I could return the favor. 1418 01:07:15,445 --> 01:07:17,504 There's not a lot of breast cancer in the men in my family. 1419 01:07:17,647 --> 01:07:19,012 Could check your prostate. 1420 01:07:19,148 --> 01:07:21,070 I think I'm OK. 1421 01:07:21,184 --> 01:07:23,072 Well, thanks, anyway. 1422 01:07:28,191 --> 01:07:29,385 Are we done? 1423 01:07:29,525 --> 01:07:32,824 Yeah, we're done. See you... around. 1424 01:07:50,079 --> 01:07:50,977 Cornelius? 1425 01:07:52,181 --> 01:07:53,079 Cornelius! 1426 01:07:54,584 --> 01:07:55,846 It's me... 1427 01:07:55,985 --> 01:07:57,282 Bob! 1428 01:07:57,420 --> 01:07:58,751 Hey... Bob. 1429 01:08:00,690 --> 01:08:02,317 Hey. Uhh! 1430 01:08:02,458 --> 01:08:03,584 We all thought you were dead. 1431 01:08:03,693 --> 01:08:05,820 No, no. Still here. 1432 01:08:05,962 --> 01:08:07,827 How are you, Bob? 1433 01:08:07,964 --> 01:08:09,727 Better than I've ever been in my whole life. 1434 01:08:09,832 --> 01:08:12,494 Really. You still remaining men together? 1435 01:08:12,602 --> 01:08:14,661 No, no. I got somethin' so much better now. 1436 01:08:14,771 --> 01:08:16,227 Really. What is it? 1437 01:08:17,740 --> 01:08:19,435 Well... 1438 01:08:19,542 --> 01:08:21,601 first rule is... 1439 01:08:21,711 --> 01:08:23,508 I'm not supposed to talk about it. 1440 01:08:24,680 --> 01:08:26,011 And the second rule is, 1441 01:08:26,115 --> 01:08:27,810 I'm not supposed to talk about it. 1442 01:08:27,984 --> 01:08:29,474 And the third rule is... 1443 01:08:29,585 --> 01:08:31,951 Bob. Bob. I'm a member. 1444 01:08:32,088 --> 01:08:34,545 Look at my face, Bob. 1445 01:08:36,726 --> 01:08:38,853 That's fuckin'... That's fuckin' great. 1446 01:08:38,995 --> 01:08:40,860 I've... I've never seen you there. 1447 01:08:40,997 --> 01:08:42,658 I go Tuesdays and Thursdays. 1448 01:08:42,765 --> 01:08:44,687 I go Saturday. 1449 01:08:44,801 --> 01:08:46,029 Congratulations. 1450 01:08:47,203 --> 01:08:49,194 Yeah. Hey, to both of us, right? 1451 01:08:49,305 --> 01:08:51,000 Have you heard about the guy that invented this thing? 1452 01:08:51,107 --> 01:08:52,699 Well, uh, yeah, actually. I... 1453 01:08:52,809 --> 01:08:54,970 I hear all kinds of things. 1454 01:08:55,111 --> 01:08:59,309 Supposedly... he was born in a mental institution. 1455 01:08:59,515 --> 01:09:02,973 And he sleeps only one hour a night. 1456 01:09:03,085 --> 01:09:04,382 He's a great man. 1457 01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:05,384 Oh... 1458 01:09:05,521 --> 01:09:07,716 Do you know about Tyler Durden? 1459 01:09:16,799 --> 01:09:18,289 Ha ha ha! 1460 01:09:23,372 --> 01:09:24,862 Take him down! 1461 01:09:25,041 --> 01:09:26,565 Take him down! 1462 01:09:26,676 --> 01:09:28,007 Take him down! 1463 01:09:33,216 --> 01:09:35,446 I didn't hurt you, did I? 1464 01:09:35,551 --> 01:09:38,111 Actually, you did. 1465 01:09:38,221 --> 01:09:39,779 Thank you for this. 1466 01:09:39,889 --> 01:09:41,982 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1467 01:09:42,091 --> 01:09:42,989 Fight Club. 1468 01:09:43,092 --> 01:09:44,957 Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. 1469 01:09:45,061 --> 01:09:46,619 This was mine and Tyler's gift... 1470 01:09:46,796 --> 01:09:48,889 our gift to the world. 1471 01:09:49,065 --> 01:09:50,794 Look around. Look around. 1472 01:09:50,900 --> 01:09:52,765 I see a lot of new faces. 1473 01:09:52,869 --> 01:09:53,767 - Ha ha! - Ha ha! 1474 01:09:53,870 --> 01:09:54,825 Shut up! 1475 01:09:56,172 --> 01:09:57,969 Which means a lot of you 1476 01:09:58,074 --> 01:10:00,929 have been breaking the first 2 rules of Fight Club. 1477 01:10:09,252 --> 01:10:10,480 Man, I see in Fight Club 1478 01:10:10,586 --> 01:10:13,419 the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. 1479 01:10:13,556 --> 01:10:15,979 I see all this potential. 1480 01:10:16,092 --> 01:10:17,354 And I see squandering. 1481 01:10:18,761 --> 01:10:19,819 God damn it. 1482 01:10:19,929 --> 01:10:22,818 An entire generation pumping gas... 1483 01:10:22,932 --> 01:10:24,388 waiting tables... 1484 01:10:24,600 --> 01:10:26,397 slaves with white collars. 1485 01:10:29,272 --> 01:10:32,298 Advertising has its taste in cars and clothes... 1486 01:10:32,408 --> 01:10:35,605 working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. 1487 01:10:39,448 --> 01:10:42,008 We're the middle children of history, man. 1488 01:10:42,118 --> 01:10:44,507 No purpose or place. 1489 01:10:44,620 --> 01:10:48,010 We have no Great War... no Great Depression. 1490 01:10:50,626 --> 01:10:53,356 Our Great War's a spiritual war. 1491 01:10:53,462 --> 01:10:56,659 Our Great Depression is our lives. 1492 01:11:00,636 --> 01:11:02,035 We've all been raised on television 1493 01:11:02,138 --> 01:11:04,026 to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires 1494 01:11:04,140 --> 01:11:06,597 and movie gods and rock stars. 1495 01:11:06,676 --> 01:11:08,371 But we won't. 1496 01:11:08,477 --> 01:11:10,342 We're slowly learning that fact. 1497 01:11:11,714 --> 01:11:14,308 And we're very, very pissed off. 1498 01:11:14,417 --> 01:11:15,315 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1499 01:11:19,355 --> 01:11:22,688 First rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about... 1500 01:11:28,264 --> 01:11:29,424 Who are you? 1501 01:11:30,666 --> 01:11:31,792 Who am I? 1502 01:11:31,901 --> 01:11:32,925 Yeah. 1503 01:11:34,470 --> 01:11:35,459 There's a sign in the front 1504 01:11:35,671 --> 01:11:36,603 that says "Lou's Tavern." 1505 01:11:37,773 --> 01:11:39,934 I'm fuckin' Lou. 1506 01:11:40,042 --> 01:11:41,634 Who the fuck are you? 1507 01:11:41,777 --> 01:11:43,699 Tyler Durden. 1508 01:11:47,183 --> 01:11:49,708 Who told you motherfuckers that you could use my place? 1509 01:11:49,819 --> 01:11:51,741 We have a deal worked out with Irvin. 1510 01:11:51,854 --> 01:11:52,843 Irvin? 1511 01:11:52,955 --> 01:11:55,446 Irvin's at home with a broken collarbone. 1512 01:11:55,558 --> 01:11:57,150 He don't own this place. 1513 01:11:57,259 --> 01:11:58,157 I do. 1514 01:12:00,296 --> 01:12:02,252 How much money is he gettin' for this? 1515 01:12:02,365 --> 01:12:03,593 There is no money. 1516 01:12:03,699 --> 01:12:06,259 - Really. Ain't that somethin'? - Free to all. 1517 01:12:06,369 --> 01:12:08,200 It is, actually. 1518 01:12:08,304 --> 01:12:10,761 Look, stupid fuck... 1519 01:12:10,840 --> 01:12:12,296 I want everybody outta here right now. 1520 01:12:12,408 --> 01:12:15,605 Hey. You should join our club. 1521 01:12:16,979 --> 01:12:18,378 Did you hear what I just said? 1522 01:12:18,481 --> 01:12:20,210 You and your friend. 1523 01:12:20,316 --> 01:12:22,079 Oomp! 1524 01:12:22,218 --> 01:12:23,207 Uhh! 1525 01:12:23,319 --> 01:12:25,184 You hear me now?! 1526 01:12:26,756 --> 01:12:28,883 No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou. 1527 01:12:28,991 --> 01:12:30,015 Ooh! 1528 01:12:30,226 --> 01:12:31,022 Pfft! 1529 01:12:32,795 --> 01:12:33,693 Ohhh... 1530 01:12:35,297 --> 01:12:37,026 Still not gettin' it. 1531 01:12:38,267 --> 01:12:39,894 Aah! OK, OK, OK. I got it. 1532 01:12:40,002 --> 01:12:42,391 I got it. I got it. Shit, I lost it. 1533 01:12:42,505 --> 01:12:44,063 Ooh! 1534 01:12:44,240 --> 01:12:45,264 Back! All of you! 1535 01:12:47,376 --> 01:12:48,400 Everybody back. 1536 01:12:50,746 --> 01:12:52,509 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 1537 01:12:54,483 --> 01:12:56,678 Ha ha ha ha ha! 1538 01:12:56,786 --> 01:12:58,777 Aw, Lou... 1539 01:12:58,888 --> 01:13:00,844 Come on, man. 1540 01:13:00,956 --> 01:13:02,446 We really like this place. 1541 01:13:03,926 --> 01:13:05,325 Ohh! 1542 01:13:10,399 --> 01:13:11,491 Ohhh... 1543 01:13:11,600 --> 01:13:14,558 - That's right, Lou, get it... - Shut the fuck up! 1544 01:13:14,704 --> 01:13:16,399 Oh, yeah! 1545 01:13:16,505 --> 01:13:18,996 Yeah! Ha ha ha ha ha! 1546 01:13:19,108 --> 01:13:21,303 Ho ho ho ha ha ha! 1547 01:13:21,410 --> 01:13:22,638 Think that's fuckin' funny?! 1548 01:13:22,778 --> 01:13:24,666 Ho ho, ho! Ha ha ha ha! 1549 01:13:24,814 --> 01:13:27,738 Ha ha ha ha... Ohh! Ho ho ho! 1550 01:13:32,421 --> 01:13:34,252 Fuckin' guys are loony, I'm tellin' ya. 1551 01:13:36,525 --> 01:13:38,481 Unbelievable. Aah! 1552 01:13:42,431 --> 01:13:43,591 You don't know where I've been, Lou. 1553 01:13:43,733 --> 01:13:45,360 - Oh, my God! - Ha ha ha! 1554 01:13:45,468 --> 01:13:48,301 You don't know where I've been! Ha ha! 1555 01:13:48,404 --> 01:13:50,668 Ha ha ha ha ha! 1556 01:13:50,773 --> 01:13:52,968 Lou! Please let us keep it, Lou! 1557 01:13:53,075 --> 01:13:54,531 Please, Lou! 1558 01:13:54,610 --> 01:13:57,067 Fuckin' use the basement! Christ! 1559 01:13:57,146 --> 01:14:00,001 I want your word, Lou! I want your word! 1560 01:14:00,116 --> 01:14:02,004 On my mother's honor. 1561 01:14:03,819 --> 01:14:04,683 Uhh! 1562 01:14:06,455 --> 01:14:08,218 Lou! 1563 01:14:08,324 --> 01:14:09,916 Aaahhh! 1564 01:14:11,293 --> 01:14:12,317 Thanks, Lou. 1565 01:14:14,663 --> 01:14:16,324 You, too, big guy. 1566 01:14:20,836 --> 01:14:22,235 See you next week. 1567 01:14:38,521 --> 01:14:40,819 This week... each one of you... 1568 01:14:40,923 --> 01:14:42,982 has a homework assignment. 1569 01:14:43,092 --> 01:14:44,320 You're gonna go out. 1570 01:14:44,426 --> 01:14:46,792 You're gonna start a fight with a total stranger. 1571 01:14:50,366 --> 01:14:51,765 You're gonna start a fight. 1572 01:14:52,935 --> 01:14:54,334 And you're gonna lose. 1573 01:14:57,439 --> 01:14:59,066 Excellent choice, sir. 1574 01:15:01,110 --> 01:15:02,771 Hey! Watch out, jackass! 1575 01:15:02,878 --> 01:15:03,936 Come on! 1576 01:15:04,046 --> 01:15:06,606 Now, this is not as easy as it sounds. 1577 01:15:08,617 --> 01:15:10,414 I'm thinkin' you really... What?! 1578 01:15:10,519 --> 01:15:11,918 Son of a bitch! 1579 01:15:12,021 --> 01:15:14,876 Most people... normal people... 1580 01:15:14,990 --> 01:15:17,015 do just about anything to avoid a fight. 1581 01:15:18,627 --> 01:15:20,857 Excuse me. You sprayed me with your hose. 1582 01:15:20,963 --> 01:15:22,123 Like that? 1583 01:15:22,231 --> 01:15:23,562 That's not necessary. 1584 01:15:23,666 --> 01:15:25,497 Dave! Go call 911! 1585 01:15:27,403 --> 01:15:28,199 Aaaahhh! 1586 01:15:30,239 --> 01:15:31,467 Stop it! 1587 01:15:31,574 --> 01:15:32,472 Stop it! 1588 01:15:35,144 --> 01:15:36,042 Sorry. 1589 01:15:36,145 --> 01:15:37,976 What did... Come here! 1590 01:15:38,080 --> 01:15:40,207 Leave me alone! You crazy? 1591 01:15:40,316 --> 01:15:41,248 Uhh! 1592 01:15:42,585 --> 01:15:43,643 Unhh! Uhh! 1593 01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:45,784 Bastard! 1594 01:15:51,594 --> 01:15:53,050 We need to talk. 1595 01:15:55,764 --> 01:15:56,662 OK. 1596 01:15:59,268 --> 01:16:00,496 Where to begin? 1597 01:16:00,603 --> 01:16:02,992 With your constant absenteeism? 1598 01:16:03,105 --> 01:16:06,165 With your unpresentable appearance? 1599 01:16:06,275 --> 01:16:07,606 You're up for review. 1600 01:16:07,710 --> 01:16:10,907 I am Jack's... complete lack of surprise. 1601 01:16:11,013 --> 01:16:11,911 What? 1602 01:16:12,014 --> 01:16:12,946 Let's pretend. 1603 01:16:13,048 --> 01:16:14,845 You're the Department of Transportation. 1604 01:16:14,950 --> 01:16:15,882 OK? 1605 01:16:15,985 --> 01:16:19,614 Someone informs you that this company 1606 01:16:19,722 --> 01:16:21,678 installs front seat mounting brackets 1607 01:16:21,790 --> 01:16:23,781 that never pass collision tests... 1608 01:16:23,893 --> 01:16:27,283 brake linings that fail after a thousand miles, 1609 01:16:27,396 --> 01:16:29,523 and fuel injectors that explode 1610 01:16:29,632 --> 01:16:31,361 and burn people alive. 1611 01:16:32,701 --> 01:16:33,759 What then? 1612 01:16:33,869 --> 01:16:36,133 Are you threatening me? 1613 01:16:36,238 --> 01:16:37,170 No... 1614 01:16:37,273 --> 01:16:39,002 Get the fuck outta here. You're fired. 1615 01:16:39,108 --> 01:16:40,769 I have a better solution. 1616 01:16:40,976 --> 01:16:44,332 You keep me on the payroll as an outside consultant. 1617 01:16:44,480 --> 01:16:46,141 And in exchange for my salary, 1618 01:16:46,248 --> 01:16:48,011 my job will be never to tell people 1619 01:16:48,117 --> 01:16:50,312 these things that I know. 1620 01:16:50,452 --> 01:16:52,374 I don't even have to come into the office. 1621 01:16:52,488 --> 01:16:53,944 I can do this job from home. 1622 01:16:55,758 --> 01:16:57,646 Who... Who the fuck do you think you are, 1623 01:16:57,760 --> 01:17:00,456 you crazy little shit? 1624 01:17:04,667 --> 01:17:06,123 Security? 1625 01:17:06,201 --> 01:17:08,157 I am Jack's smirking revenge. 1626 01:17:08,270 --> 01:17:09,430 Ohh! 1627 01:17:14,276 --> 01:17:15,368 Ohh! 1628 01:17:15,477 --> 01:17:16,774 Ahh... ahh... 1629 01:17:16,979 --> 01:17:19,209 What the hell are you doing? 1630 01:17:27,489 --> 01:17:29,684 Ohh... that hurt. 1631 01:17:32,027 --> 01:17:34,655 Why would you do that? 1632 01:17:34,763 --> 01:17:35,991 Oh, my God. 1633 01:17:36,098 --> 01:17:37,725 No! Please stop! 1634 01:17:40,502 --> 01:17:42,868 Uhh! Uh... uhh! 1635 01:17:48,010 --> 01:17:49,136 What are you doing? 1636 01:17:50,312 --> 01:17:52,337 Oh, God, no! Please! No! 1637 01:17:52,514 --> 01:17:55,074 For some reason, I thought of my first fight 1638 01:17:55,184 --> 01:17:56,515 with Tyler. 1639 01:17:56,618 --> 01:17:57,516 No! 1640 01:18:22,678 --> 01:18:24,873 Under and behind and inside, 1641 01:18:24,980 --> 01:18:27,141 everything this man took for granted... 1642 01:18:27,249 --> 01:18:29,581 something horrible had been growing. 1643 01:18:30,819 --> 01:18:31,877 Now, look. 1644 01:18:31,987 --> 01:18:34,285 Give me the paychecks like I asked, 1645 01:18:34,390 --> 01:18:36,688 and you won't ever see me again. 1646 01:18:36,792 --> 01:18:40,216 And right then, at our most excellent moment together... 1647 01:18:42,598 --> 01:18:44,691 Oh... thank God. 1648 01:18:44,800 --> 01:18:46,631 Please don't hit me again. Please... 1649 01:18:46,735 --> 01:18:48,862 Telephone, computer, fax machine, 1650 01:18:49,038 --> 01:18:53,168 52 weekly paychecks, and 48 airline flight coupons. 1651 01:18:53,275 --> 01:18:55,641 We now had corporate sponsorship. 1652 01:18:55,744 --> 01:18:57,939 This is how Tyler and I were able to have Fight Club 1653 01:18:58,047 --> 01:18:59,503 every night of the week. 1654 01:19:02,251 --> 01:19:04,708 Now nobody was the center of Fight Club 1655 01:19:04,820 --> 01:19:06,776 except the 2 men fighting. 1656 01:19:06,889 --> 01:19:10,848 The leader walked through the crowd, out in the darkness. 1657 01:19:12,161 --> 01:19:14,994 Tyler was now involved in a class-action lawsuit 1658 01:19:15,097 --> 01:19:17,588 with the Pressman Hotel over the urine content of their soup. 1659 01:19:24,206 --> 01:19:26,436 I am Jack's wasted life. 1660 01:19:31,046 --> 01:19:34,038 Yeah! Yeah! Ha ha! Yeah! 1661 01:19:34,216 --> 01:19:35,513 There you are, sir. 1662 01:19:38,887 --> 01:19:41,447 Tyler dreamed up new homework assignments. 1663 01:19:41,590 --> 01:19:44,150 He handed them out in sealed envelopes. 1664 01:20:23,332 --> 01:20:24,890 Did you know there's a Fight Club 1665 01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:25,898 up in Delaware City? 1666 01:20:26,001 --> 01:20:26,899 Yeah, I heard. 1667 01:20:28,137 --> 01:20:30,697 There's one in Penn's Grove, too. 1668 01:20:30,806 --> 01:20:33,001 Bob even found one up in Newcastle. 1669 01:20:33,142 --> 01:20:35,007 Yeah. Did you start that one? 1670 01:20:35,144 --> 01:20:36,509 No. I thought you did. 1671 01:20:36,645 --> 01:20:37,839 Nah. 1672 01:20:37,946 --> 01:20:38,844 Pff! 1673 01:21:27,829 --> 01:21:29,160 Stop for a second. 1674 01:21:29,264 --> 01:21:30,663 Hey, what are we doing? 1675 01:21:30,766 --> 01:21:31,664 Turn around. 1676 01:21:31,767 --> 01:21:33,166 What are we doing? 1677 01:21:33,268 --> 01:21:34,166 Homework assignment. 1678 01:21:34,269 --> 01:21:35,497 What kind of homework assignment? 1679 01:21:35,704 --> 01:21:36,830 Human sacrifice. 1680 01:21:36,939 --> 01:21:37,997 Hey, is that a gun? 1681 01:21:38,207 --> 01:21:39,504 Please. Please tell me that's not a gun. 1682 01:21:39,708 --> 01:21:40,504 It's a gun. 1683 01:21:40,709 --> 01:21:41,505 What are you doing? 1684 01:21:41,710 --> 01:21:42,506 Meet me in the back. 1685 01:21:42,711 --> 01:21:44,008 Hey, don't fuck around. 1686 01:21:44,213 --> 01:21:45,305 Meet me in the back. 1687 01:21:45,414 --> 01:21:47,507 On a long enough time line, 1688 01:21:47,716 --> 01:21:49,946 the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. 1689 01:21:51,220 --> 01:21:53,051 What are you doing? Come on. 1690 01:21:53,188 --> 01:21:54,485 Hands behind your back. 1691 01:21:54,590 --> 01:21:55,488 God. 1692 01:21:55,591 --> 01:21:56,649 Give me your wallet. 1693 01:21:57,960 --> 01:21:59,257 Raymond K. Hessel, 1694 01:21:59,361 --> 01:22:02,319 1320 Southeast Banning, apartment A. 1695 01:22:02,431 --> 01:22:03,728 Small, cramped basement apartment, Raymond? 1696 01:22:03,832 --> 01:22:04,821 How did you know? 1697 01:22:04,933 --> 01:22:06,525 Because they give shitty basement apartments 1698 01:22:06,735 --> 01:22:08,532 letters instead of numbers. 1699 01:22:08,737 --> 01:22:10,034 Raymond... 1700 01:22:10,239 --> 01:22:11,536 you're going to die. 1701 01:22:11,740 --> 01:22:13,105 Oh, my God, no... 1702 01:22:13,242 --> 01:22:14,334 Is that your mom and dad? 1703 01:22:14,443 --> 01:22:15,899 Mom and dad are going to have to call up 1704 01:22:16,011 --> 01:22:16,966 kindly Dr. So-And-So 1705 01:22:17,079 --> 01:22:18,444 to pick up your dental records. 1706 01:22:18,547 --> 01:22:19,707 You want to know why? 1707 01:22:19,815 --> 01:22:21,510 Because there's going to be nothing left of your face. 1708 01:22:21,617 --> 01:22:23,346 Aw, come on. 1709 01:22:23,452 --> 01:22:25,841 An expired community college student I.D. 1710 01:22:25,954 --> 01:22:27,353 What'd you study, Raymond? 1711 01:22:27,456 --> 01:22:28,980 S-S-S-Stuff. 1712 01:22:29,091 --> 01:22:30,456 Stuff? 1713 01:22:30,559 --> 01:22:32,652 Were the midterms hard? 1714 01:22:33,795 --> 01:22:35,126 I asked you what you studied. 1715 01:22:35,264 --> 01:22:36,322 Biology, mostly. 1716 01:22:36,431 --> 01:22:37,523 Why? 1717 01:22:37,633 --> 01:22:39,498 I... I don't know. 1718 01:22:39,601 --> 01:22:42,957 What did you want to be, Raymond K. Hessel? 1719 01:22:44,473 --> 01:22:46,566 The question, Raymond, 1720 01:22:46,775 --> 01:22:50,108 was what did you want to be? 1721 01:22:50,245 --> 01:22:52,042 Answer him, Raymond! Jesus! 1722 01:22:52,147 --> 01:22:53,512 Veterinarian! Veterinarian! 1723 01:22:53,615 --> 01:22:54,639 Animals. 1724 01:22:54,750 --> 01:22:56,638 Yeah, animal s-s-s... 1725 01:22:56,752 --> 01:22:57,741 Stuff. Yeah, I got that. 1726 01:22:57,853 --> 01:22:58,877 That means you have to get more schooling. 1727 01:22:59,021 --> 01:23:00,386 Too much school. 1728 01:23:00,522 --> 01:23:01,819 Would you rather be dead? 1729 01:23:02,024 --> 01:23:02,820 No... 1730 01:23:03,025 --> 01:23:04,117 Would you rather die, here, 1731 01:23:04,226 --> 01:23:05,625 on your knees, 1732 01:23:05,727 --> 01:23:07,490 in the back of a convenience store? 1733 01:23:07,596 --> 01:23:09,120 No... No, please... 1734 01:23:09,231 --> 01:23:10,459 no... 1735 01:23:13,769 --> 01:23:15,293 I'm keeping your license. 1736 01:23:16,638 --> 01:23:18,128 Gonna check in on you. 1737 01:23:18,240 --> 01:23:20,128 I know where you live. 1738 01:23:20,242 --> 01:23:23,131 If you're not on your way to becoming a veterinarian 1739 01:23:23,245 --> 01:23:24,837 in 6 weeks, you will be dead. 1740 01:23:26,748 --> 01:23:28,545 Now run on home. 1741 01:23:33,355 --> 01:23:35,619 Run, Forrest, run! 1742 01:23:37,292 --> 01:23:38,623 I feel ill. 1743 01:23:40,562 --> 01:23:41,893 Imagine how he feels. 1744 01:23:42,064 --> 01:23:43,895 Come on, this isn't funny! 1745 01:23:44,066 --> 01:23:45,397 That wasn't funny. 1746 01:23:45,567 --> 01:23:47,489 What the fuck was the point of that? 1747 01:23:47,602 --> 01:23:49,001 Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day 1748 01:23:49,104 --> 01:23:50,503 of Raymond K. Hessel's life. 1749 01:23:50,605 --> 01:23:52,004 His breakfast will taste better 1750 01:23:52,107 --> 01:23:54,962 than any meal you and I have ever tasted. 1751 01:23:56,578 --> 01:23:59,103 You had to give it to him. 1752 01:23:59,214 --> 01:24:00,511 Come on. 1753 01:24:00,649 --> 01:24:01,547 He had a plan. 1754 01:24:01,650 --> 01:24:03,538 And it started to make sense 1755 01:24:03,652 --> 01:24:04,983 in a Tyler sort of way. 1756 01:24:05,187 --> 01:24:06,051 No fear. 1757 01:24:06,154 --> 01:24:08,042 No distractions. 1758 01:24:08,156 --> 01:24:11,489 The ability to let that which does not matter 1759 01:24:11,593 --> 01:24:13,515 truly slide. 1760 01:24:25,707 --> 01:24:27,299 You're not your job. 1761 01:24:29,611 --> 01:24:32,808 You're not how much money you have in the bank. 1762 01:24:34,616 --> 01:24:37,312 You're not the car you drive. 1763 01:24:37,419 --> 01:24:39,979 You're not the contents of your wallet. 1764 01:24:41,490 --> 01:24:43,481 You're not your fuckin' khakis. 1765 01:24:45,727 --> 01:24:49,117 You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. 1766 01:24:58,206 --> 01:25:01,095 I'll be out of your way in a sec. 1767 01:25:01,209 --> 01:25:02,665 You don't have to go. 1768 01:25:04,780 --> 01:25:05,838 Whatever. 1769 01:25:06,948 --> 01:25:09,837 No, I mean, uh... 1770 01:25:09,951 --> 01:25:11,145 It's OK. 1771 01:25:20,662 --> 01:25:23,460 Are you still going to groups? 1772 01:25:23,598 --> 01:25:24,622 Yeah. 1773 01:25:26,835 --> 01:25:28,632 Chloe's dead. 1774 01:25:28,737 --> 01:25:31,399 Ah, Chloe. 1775 01:25:31,506 --> 01:25:33,633 When did that happen? 1776 01:25:33,775 --> 01:25:36,107 Do you care? 1777 01:25:36,244 --> 01:25:37,472 I don't know. 1778 01:25:37,679 --> 01:25:39,738 I haven't thought about it in a while. 1779 01:25:39,848 --> 01:25:42,078 Yeah, well... 1780 01:25:42,184 --> 01:25:45,278 I think it was a smart move on her part. 1781 01:25:46,455 --> 01:25:47,752 Hey, listen, uh... 1782 01:25:47,856 --> 01:25:51,485 what are you getting out of all this? 1783 01:25:51,693 --> 01:25:52,717 What? 1784 01:25:53,995 --> 01:25:55,394 I mean, all this. 1785 01:25:55,497 --> 01:25:56,896 Why do you keep... 1786 01:25:56,998 --> 01:25:59,455 Is this making you happy? 1787 01:26:01,203 --> 01:26:03,125 Yeah, well, sometimes. 1788 01:26:04,706 --> 01:26:07,004 I don't know. I don't understand. 1789 01:26:07,209 --> 01:26:09,006 Why does a weaker person 1790 01:26:09,211 --> 01:26:11,509 need to latch on to a strong person? 1791 01:26:11,713 --> 01:26:12,839 What is that? 1792 01:26:12,948 --> 01:26:15,041 Well, what do you get out of it? 1793 01:26:17,018 --> 01:26:18,906 No... It's... It's not the same thing at all. 1794 01:26:19,020 --> 01:26:20,851 I mean, we're... It's totally different with us. 1795 01:26:20,956 --> 01:26:22,014 We're... We're... 1796 01:26:22,224 --> 01:26:23,156 Us? 1797 01:26:23,258 --> 01:26:25,021 What do you mean by "us"? 1798 01:26:25,160 --> 01:26:26,821 I'm sorry, do you hear this? 1799 01:26:26,928 --> 01:26:27,917 Hear what? 1800 01:26:28,029 --> 01:26:29,951 You're not hearing all that noise? 1801 01:26:30,065 --> 01:26:30,963 Just... Hold on a second. 1802 01:26:31,066 --> 01:26:32,192 No, wait. What were you saying? 1803 01:26:32,300 --> 01:26:33,927 Don't change the subject. I want to talk about this. 1804 01:26:34,035 --> 01:26:35,696 You're not talking about me, are you? 1805 01:26:35,837 --> 01:26:37,600 No. What? 1806 01:26:37,706 --> 01:26:39,469 That day you came over to my place to play doctor... 1807 01:26:39,574 --> 01:26:41,132 what was going on there? 1808 01:26:41,243 --> 01:26:42,175 What are you talking about? 1809 01:26:42,310 --> 01:26:43,675 Nothing. Nothing. 1810 01:26:43,812 --> 01:26:44,801 I don't think so. 1811 01:26:44,913 --> 01:26:46,141 Come on, what do you want? 1812 01:26:46,248 --> 01:26:47,476 - Look at me. - No. What? 1813 01:26:47,582 --> 01:26:49,311 Look at me. 1814 01:26:49,417 --> 01:26:50,816 What is that? 1815 01:26:50,919 --> 01:26:52,477 It's nothing. Don't worry about it. 1816 01:26:52,587 --> 01:26:53,485 Oh, my God. 1817 01:26:53,588 --> 01:26:54,577 Who did this? 1818 01:26:54,756 --> 01:26:55,586 A person. 1819 01:26:55,757 --> 01:26:56,655 Guy or girl? 1820 01:26:56,758 --> 01:26:58,714 What do you care if it's a guy or a girl? 1821 01:26:58,860 --> 01:26:59,849 What do you care if I ask? 1822 01:26:59,961 --> 01:27:01,087 This is none of your business. Leave me alone. 1823 01:27:01,263 --> 01:27:02,093 You're afraid to say it. 1824 01:27:02,264 --> 01:27:03,094 I am not afraid to say. Let me go. 1825 01:27:03,265 --> 01:27:04,220 No! Talk to me. 1826 01:27:04,366 --> 01:27:05,492 - No! - Let go of me. Leave me alone. 1827 01:27:05,600 --> 01:27:07,056 This conversation... 1828 01:27:07,202 --> 01:27:08,260 This conversation... 1829 01:27:08,370 --> 01:27:10,133 is over. 1830 01:27:10,272 --> 01:27:11,637 is over. 1831 01:27:12,841 --> 01:27:15,173 I just can't win with you, can I? 1832 01:27:23,018 --> 01:27:25,907 Hey, this is getting a little old. 1833 01:27:27,556 --> 01:27:29,717 What is... What is all this? 1834 01:27:29,824 --> 01:27:31,223 What do you think? 1835 01:27:32,727 --> 01:27:35,719 Hey, why do we need bunk beds? 1836 01:27:35,830 --> 01:27:36,728 Hey. 1837 01:27:43,872 --> 01:27:45,396 Too young. 1838 01:27:45,507 --> 01:27:47,031 Sorry. 1839 01:27:47,242 --> 01:27:49,335 What's all that? 1840 01:27:49,444 --> 01:27:51,935 If the applicant is young, tell him he's too young. 1841 01:27:52,047 --> 01:27:53,503 Old, too old. Fat, too fat. 1842 01:27:53,582 --> 01:27:54,514 Applicant? 1843 01:27:54,616 --> 01:27:56,447 If the applicant then waits for 3 days 1844 01:27:56,551 --> 01:27:58,439 without food, shelter or encouragement, 1845 01:27:58,553 --> 01:28:00,942 he may then enter and begin his training. 1846 01:28:01,056 --> 01:28:02,580 Training for what? 1847 01:28:07,829 --> 01:28:09,660 You think this is a game? 1848 01:28:09,831 --> 01:28:11,662 You're too young to train here. 1849 01:28:11,833 --> 01:28:13,664 End of story. Quit wasting our time. 1850 01:28:13,835 --> 01:28:15,166 Get the fuck out of here. 1851 01:28:19,841 --> 01:28:21,172 Bad news, friend. 1852 01:28:22,377 --> 01:28:24,265 It's not gonna happen. 1853 01:28:24,379 --> 01:28:27,268 I'm sorry if there was a misunderstanding. 1854 01:28:27,382 --> 01:28:29,304 It's not the end of the world. 1855 01:28:29,417 --> 01:28:30,816 Just go away. 1856 01:28:31,987 --> 01:28:33,784 Go. 1857 01:28:33,922 --> 01:28:35,446 You're trespassing, 1858 01:28:35,557 --> 01:28:37,445 and I will have to call the police. 1859 01:28:40,962 --> 01:28:42,725 Don't you look at me. 1860 01:28:42,864 --> 01:28:44,559 Do you think you're ever getting in this house? 1861 01:28:44,666 --> 01:28:46,065 You're never getting in this fucking house. 1862 01:28:46,167 --> 01:28:47,964 Never. Now get the fuck off the porch. 1863 01:28:48,069 --> 01:28:49,525 Get off the porch! 1864 01:28:49,604 --> 01:28:51,003 Sooner or later, 1865 01:28:51,106 --> 01:28:53,131 we all became what Tyler wanted us to be. 1866 01:28:53,241 --> 01:28:56,005 I'm gonna go inside and I'm gonna get a shovel. 1867 01:29:03,084 --> 01:29:04,483 You got 2 black shirts? 1868 01:29:04,586 --> 01:29:05,484 Sir. 1869 01:29:05,587 --> 01:29:06,986 2 pair of black pants? 1870 01:29:07,088 --> 01:29:07,986 Yes, sir. 1871 01:29:08,089 --> 01:29:08,987 One pair of black boots? 1872 01:29:09,090 --> 01:29:09,988 Sir. 1873 01:29:10,091 --> 01:29:10,989 2 pair of black socks? 1874 01:29:11,092 --> 01:29:11,990 Sir. 1875 01:29:12,093 --> 01:29:12,991 One black jacket? 1876 01:29:13,094 --> 01:29:13,992 Sir. 1877 01:29:14,095 --> 01:29:15,187 $300 personal burial money? 1878 01:29:15,397 --> 01:29:16,329 Yes, sir. 1879 01:29:18,199 --> 01:29:19,791 All right. 1880 01:29:30,045 --> 01:29:33,173 You're too old, fat man. 1881 01:29:33,281 --> 01:29:34,805 Your tits are too big. 1882 01:29:34,916 --> 01:29:37,305 Get the fuck off my porch. 1883 01:29:43,925 --> 01:29:46,314 Bob. Bob. 1884 01:30:01,509 --> 01:30:02,908 Like a monkey 1885 01:30:03,011 --> 01:30:05,036 ready to be shot into space. 1886 01:30:05,146 --> 01:30:06,636 Space monkey. 1887 01:30:06,748 --> 01:30:10,912 Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good. 1888 01:30:15,957 --> 01:30:19,745 You are too fucking old, fatty! 1889 01:30:19,961 --> 01:30:21,485 And you. 1890 01:30:21,596 --> 01:30:23,154 You're too fucking... 1891 01:30:23,264 --> 01:30:24,526 blond! 1892 01:30:24,632 --> 01:30:27,055 Get out of here, the both of you! 1893 01:30:28,036 --> 01:30:29,435 And so it went. 1894 01:30:29,537 --> 01:30:31,425 Listen up, maggots. 1895 01:30:31,539 --> 01:30:33,996 You are not special. 1896 01:30:34,075 --> 01:30:37,408 You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. 1897 01:30:37,512 --> 01:30:39,901 You are the same decaying organic matter 1898 01:30:40,014 --> 01:30:41,606 as everything else. 1899 01:30:41,716 --> 01:30:44,014 Tyler built himself an army. 1900 01:30:44,119 --> 01:30:48,010 We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. 1901 01:30:48,123 --> 01:30:51,718 We are all part of the same compost heap. 1902 01:30:53,495 --> 01:30:56,794 Why was Tyler Durden building an army? 1903 01:30:56,931 --> 01:30:58,523 To what purpose? 1904 01:30:58,633 --> 01:31:00,362 For what greater good? 1905 01:31:03,838 --> 01:31:05,601 In Tyler we trusted. 1906 01:31:09,511 --> 01:31:15,234 No, when he was like, "You are not your job," I was like... 1907 01:31:15,350 --> 01:31:16,806 Yeah! 1908 01:31:18,553 --> 01:31:20,180 Hey, what's all this? 1909 01:31:23,158 --> 01:31:24,887 OK! 1910 01:31:25,026 --> 01:31:26,982 Go on in and celebrate. 1911 01:31:27,095 --> 01:31:28,494 What are we celebrating? 1912 01:31:28,596 --> 01:31:29,528 Go on. 1913 01:31:34,102 --> 01:31:35,000 Hey. 1914 01:31:35,103 --> 01:31:36,502 Let me get that for you. 1915 01:31:47,749 --> 01:31:50,138 Investigators are on the scene right now. 1916 01:31:50,251 --> 01:31:52,515 Hold on. Police Commissioner Jacobs has just arrived. 1917 01:31:52,654 --> 01:31:55,578 Commissioner, Commissioner, could you please tell us 1918 01:31:55,690 --> 01:31:57,282 what you think has happened here? 1919 01:31:57,392 --> 01:31:58,791 We believe this is one of many 1920 01:31:58,893 --> 01:32:01,020 recent acts of vandalism around the city 1921 01:32:01,129 --> 01:32:04,053 somehow related to underground boxing clubs. 1922 01:32:04,165 --> 01:32:08,261 We'll be coordinating a rigorous investigation. 1923 01:32:08,369 --> 01:32:10,758 That was Police Commissioner Jacobs, who just arrived 1924 01:32:10,872 --> 01:32:12,703 on the scene here of a 4-alarm fire 1925 01:32:12,807 --> 01:32:14,434 that broke out about an hour ago. 1926 01:32:14,542 --> 01:32:15,497 She's hot. 1927 01:32:15,610 --> 01:32:17,066 Live from the Parker Morris Building, 1928 01:32:17,178 --> 01:32:18,975 Lauren Sanchez. Back to you in the studio. 1929 01:32:19,080 --> 01:32:20,672 Yeah! 1930 01:32:20,782 --> 01:32:22,306 - Ha ha ha ha! - Yeah. 1931 01:32:22,417 --> 01:32:23,975 Holy shit. 1932 01:32:24,152 --> 01:32:24,982 Yeah! 1933 01:32:28,723 --> 01:32:29,815 - Yeah! - Ha ha ha! 1934 01:32:29,924 --> 01:32:31,152 Hoo hoo hoo! 1935 01:32:31,259 --> 01:32:32,817 What the fuck did you guys do? 1936 01:32:32,927 --> 01:32:34,258 ...how the blaze started, 1937 01:32:34,362 --> 01:32:37,024 but arson investigators are on the premises... 1938 01:32:42,237 --> 01:32:45,126 Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem 1939 01:32:45,240 --> 01:32:47,606 is you do not ask questions, sir. 1940 01:32:53,047 --> 01:32:55,504 The victory in the war against crime 1941 01:32:55,617 --> 01:32:57,608 will not come overnight. 1942 01:32:57,719 --> 01:32:59,812 It will take dedication and commitment, 1943 01:32:59,921 --> 01:33:02,310 and most of all, cooperation. 1944 01:33:02,423 --> 01:33:03,913 The streets are safer now. 1945 01:33:04,125 --> 01:33:06,252 There is hope in the inner city. 1946 01:33:06,361 --> 01:33:08,352 However, this is only the beginning. 1947 01:33:08,463 --> 01:33:09,395 I gotta take a piss. 1948 01:33:09,497 --> 01:33:11,886 These are the first steps 1949 01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:13,524 in a long journey. 1950 01:33:13,635 --> 01:33:15,899 That is why we have created Project Hope... 1951 01:33:16,004 --> 01:33:17,096 Bob. 1952 01:33:17,205 --> 01:33:20,094 "Helping others with prevention and enforcement." 1953 01:33:20,241 --> 01:33:22,937 Project Hope will be a joint effort 1954 01:33:23,144 --> 01:33:25,704 between the police and community leaders. 1955 01:33:25,813 --> 01:33:28,407 It will be a powerful new weapon 1956 01:33:28,516 --> 01:33:30,279 in the war against crime. 1957 01:34:05,787 --> 01:34:07,846 Haahhhh! 1958 01:34:15,530 --> 01:34:18,158 Wrap it around the top of his hacky sack, Bob. 1959 01:34:18,299 --> 01:34:19,630 Yeah. His balls are ice cold. 1960 01:34:21,035 --> 01:34:22,434 Hi. 1961 01:34:22,537 --> 01:34:24,994 You're gonna call off your rigorous investigation. 1962 01:34:25,139 --> 01:34:26,094 You're gonna publicly state 1963 01:34:26,207 --> 01:34:28,971 that there is no underground group, or... 1964 01:34:29,077 --> 01:34:30,806 these guys are gonna take your balls. 1965 01:34:30,912 --> 01:34:33,005 They're gonna send one to the New York Times, 1966 01:34:33,147 --> 01:34:36,002 one to the L.A. Times press release style. 1967 01:34:36,117 --> 01:34:37,345 Look... 1968 01:34:37,452 --> 01:34:38,851 the people you are after 1969 01:34:38,953 --> 01:34:40,841 are the people you depend on. 1970 01:34:40,955 --> 01:34:42,980 We cook your meals. We haul your trash. 1971 01:34:43,091 --> 01:34:44,183 We connect your calls. 1972 01:34:44,325 --> 01:34:45,781 We drive your ambulances. 1973 01:34:45,893 --> 01:34:49,226 We guard you while you sleep. 1974 01:34:52,266 --> 01:34:55,099 Do not fuck with us. 1975 01:35:03,811 --> 01:35:04,743 Fooled ya. 1976 01:35:20,395 --> 01:35:22,226 Bob, you're on this one. 1977 01:35:22,363 --> 01:35:24,661 Let's go. 1978 01:35:24,766 --> 01:35:28,930 I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection. 1979 01:35:29,037 --> 01:35:29,935 Hey! 1980 01:35:45,620 --> 01:35:46,848 Yeah! 1981 01:36:19,654 --> 01:36:22,418 I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes 1982 01:36:22,523 --> 01:36:25,151 of every panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. 1983 01:36:27,628 --> 01:36:30,085 I wanted to open the dump valves 1984 01:36:30,164 --> 01:36:32,530 on oil tankers and smother all those French beaches 1985 01:36:32,633 --> 01:36:34,191 I'd never see. 1986 01:36:37,538 --> 01:36:40,871 I wanted to breathe smoke. 1987 01:36:57,125 --> 01:37:00,788 Where'd you go, psycho boy? 1988 01:37:00,895 --> 01:37:03,853 I felt like destroying something beautiful. 1989 01:37:07,702 --> 01:37:09,932 Get him to a fuckin' hospital. 1990 01:37:10,037 --> 01:37:10,935 Yeah. 1991 01:37:22,216 --> 01:37:23,911 Don't worry, Mr. Durden. 1992 01:37:24,018 --> 01:37:25,713 Airport parking, long term. 1993 01:37:26,888 --> 01:37:28,685 After you, Mr. Durden. 1994 01:37:30,057 --> 01:37:31,752 After you. 1995 01:37:50,211 --> 01:37:51,610 Something on your mind, dear? 1996 01:37:51,712 --> 01:37:52,770 No. 1997 01:37:52,880 --> 01:37:53,972 All right, yeah. 1998 01:37:54,081 --> 01:37:56,106 Why wasn't I told about Project Mayhem? 1999 01:37:56,217 --> 01:37:57,445 First rule of Project Mayhem 2000 01:37:57,552 --> 01:37:59,349 is you do not ask questions. 2001 01:37:59,487 --> 01:38:00,351 What are you talking about? 2002 01:38:00,454 --> 01:38:01,648 Why didn't you include me in the beginning? 2003 01:38:01,756 --> 01:38:03,246 Fight Club was the beginning. 2004 01:38:03,357 --> 01:38:04,949 Now it's moved out of the basement, 2005 01:38:05,059 --> 01:38:06,458 it's called Project Mayhem. 2006 01:38:06,561 --> 01:38:08,017 You and I started Fight Club together. 2007 01:38:08,095 --> 01:38:09,357 Do you remember that? 2008 01:38:09,463 --> 01:38:11,385 It's as much mine as it is yours, you know. 2009 01:38:11,499 --> 01:38:12,693 Is this about you and me? 2010 01:38:12,833 --> 01:38:14,494 Yeah. I thought we were doing this together. 2011 01:38:14,602 --> 01:38:15,728 You're missing the point. 2012 01:38:15,870 --> 01:38:17,929 This does not belong to us. 2013 01:38:18,039 --> 01:38:19,233 We are not special. 2014 01:38:19,340 --> 01:38:20,534 Fuck that. You should've told me. 2015 01:38:22,677 --> 01:38:23,735 Hey, Tyler! 2016 01:38:26,480 --> 01:38:28,243 Goddamn it, Tyler! 2017 01:38:28,382 --> 01:38:29,974 What do you want?! Statement of purpose? 2018 01:38:30,084 --> 01:38:31,073 Should I e-mail you? 2019 01:38:31,285 --> 01:38:32,684 Should I put this on your action item list? 2020 01:38:32,787 --> 01:38:34,243 You decide your own level of involvement! 2021 01:38:34,388 --> 01:38:37,016 I will! I want to know certain things first. 2022 01:38:37,124 --> 01:38:38,716 The first rule of Project Mayhem... 2023 01:38:38,893 --> 01:38:39,723 Shut up! 2024 01:38:39,860 --> 01:38:41,919 I want to know what you're thinking. 2025 01:38:42,029 --> 01:38:42,961 Fuck what you know. 2026 01:38:43,064 --> 01:38:44,258 You need to forget about what you know. 2027 01:38:44,365 --> 01:38:45,263 That's your problem. 2028 01:38:45,399 --> 01:38:46,593 Forget about what you think you know 2029 01:38:46,734 --> 01:38:48,463 about life, about friendship, 2030 01:38:48,569 --> 01:38:50,901 and especially about you and me. 2031 01:38:51,005 --> 01:38:51,937 What? 2032 01:38:52,039 --> 01:38:54,269 What is that supposed to mean? What... 2033 01:38:57,645 --> 01:38:58,543 What are you doing? 2034 01:39:00,781 --> 01:39:03,443 Guys, what do you wish you'd done before you die? 2035 01:39:03,551 --> 01:39:04,540 Paint a self-portrait. 2036 01:39:04,652 --> 01:39:05,550 Build a house. 2037 01:39:05,653 --> 01:39:07,109 And you? 2038 01:39:07,188 --> 01:39:09,713 I don't know. Get in the right lane. 2039 01:39:09,824 --> 01:39:11,382 I have to know the answer to this question. 2040 01:39:11,492 --> 01:39:12,516 If you were to die right now, 2041 01:39:12,627 --> 01:39:14,515 how would you feel about your life? 2042 01:39:14,629 --> 01:39:15,618 I don't know! 2043 01:39:15,830 --> 01:39:16,888 I wouldn't feel anything good about my life. 2044 01:39:16,998 --> 01:39:18,260 Is that what you want to hear me say? Fine. 2045 01:39:18,399 --> 01:39:19,923 - Come on! - Not good enough. 2046 01:39:20,034 --> 01:39:21,797 Stop fucking around! 2047 01:39:21,936 --> 01:39:23,130 Tyler! 2048 01:39:25,339 --> 01:39:27,364 Jesus Christ! 2049 01:39:27,475 --> 01:39:28,567 Goddamn it! 2050 01:39:28,676 --> 01:39:30,200 Goddamn it! Fuck you! 2051 01:39:30,344 --> 01:39:31,641 Fuck Fight Club. 2052 01:39:31,779 --> 01:39:34,373 Fuck Marla. I'm sick of all your shit. 2053 01:39:34,482 --> 01:39:36,404 OK. 2054 01:39:36,517 --> 01:39:38,144 OK. 2055 01:39:38,286 --> 01:39:39,776 Quit screwing around. Take the wheel. 2056 01:39:39,887 --> 01:39:40,785 Look at you. 2057 01:39:40,888 --> 01:39:41,786 Take the wheel! 2058 01:39:41,889 --> 01:39:43,618 Look at you! You're fuckin' pathetic! 2059 01:39:43,724 --> 01:39:45,248 Why? Why? What are you talking about? 2060 01:39:45,359 --> 01:39:48,783 Why do you think I blew up your condo? 2061 01:39:49,930 --> 01:39:50,988 What? 2062 01:39:51,098 --> 01:39:53,089 Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat. 2063 01:39:53,200 --> 01:39:54,997 It's not a goddamn seminar. 2064 01:39:55,102 --> 01:39:56,990 Stop trying to control everything 2065 01:39:57,104 --> 01:39:58,662 and just let go. 2066 01:40:00,541 --> 01:40:02,406 Let go! 2067 01:40:02,510 --> 01:40:04,205 All right. Fine. 2068 01:40:05,446 --> 01:40:07,311 Fine. 2069 01:41:05,239 --> 01:41:08,538 I'd never been in a car accident. 2070 01:41:08,642 --> 01:41:11,531 This must have been what all those people felt like 2071 01:41:11,645 --> 01:41:15,536 before I filed them as statistics in my reports. 2072 01:41:15,649 --> 01:41:16,911 Goddamn. 2073 01:41:17,017 --> 01:41:18,416 Huh? 2074 01:41:18,519 --> 01:41:20,475 Ha ha ha ha ha hahh! 2075 01:41:20,588 --> 01:41:23,250 We just had a near-life experience. 2076 01:41:28,596 --> 01:41:30,985 In the world I see, 2077 01:41:31,098 --> 01:41:33,828 you're stalking elk through the damp canyon forest, 2078 01:41:33,968 --> 01:41:36,425 around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. 2079 01:41:38,672 --> 01:41:40,503 You'll wear leather clothes 2080 01:41:40,608 --> 01:41:43,497 that will last you the rest of your life. 2081 01:41:43,611 --> 01:41:47,001 You'll climb the vines that wrap the Sears Tower. 2082 01:41:48,516 --> 01:41:50,404 And when you look down, 2083 01:41:50,518 --> 01:41:53,407 you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, 2084 01:41:53,521 --> 01:41:56,911 laying strips of venison on the empty carpool lane 2085 01:41:57,024 --> 01:41:58,912 of some abandoned superhighway. 2086 01:42:11,872 --> 01:42:13,328 Feel better, champ. 2087 01:42:31,492 --> 01:42:33,483 And then... 2088 01:42:33,594 --> 01:42:34,993 Tyler? 2089 01:42:35,095 --> 01:42:36,585 Tyler was gone. 2090 01:42:44,472 --> 01:42:46,633 Was I asleep? 2091 01:42:48,342 --> 01:42:49,604 Had I slept? 2092 01:42:49,710 --> 01:42:51,109 You are not a beautiful 2093 01:42:51,212 --> 01:42:52,611 unique snowflake, do you understand me? 2094 01:42:52,713 --> 01:42:55,602 The house had become a living thing, 2095 01:42:55,716 --> 01:42:58,105 wet inside from so many people 2096 01:42:58,219 --> 01:42:59,516 sweating and breathing. 2097 01:42:59,620 --> 01:43:01,508 We are all from the same compost. 2098 01:43:01,622 --> 01:43:03,783 So many people moving, the house moved. 2099 01:43:06,126 --> 01:43:07,525 Planet Tyler. 2100 01:43:07,628 --> 01:43:09,516 I had to hug the walls. 2101 01:43:09,630 --> 01:43:13,157 Trapped inside this clockwork of space monkeys. 2102 01:43:13,267 --> 01:43:14,666 You can't be smoking in here. 2103 01:43:14,768 --> 01:43:17,464 Do you know how much ether we have in this fucking house? 2104 01:43:17,571 --> 01:43:19,869 Cooking, working, and sleeping in teams. 2105 01:43:22,576 --> 01:43:24,168 Hang on a second. 2106 01:43:43,163 --> 01:43:45,757 It's under control, sir. 2107 01:43:48,302 --> 01:43:50,133 Where is Tyler? 2108 01:43:50,237 --> 01:43:53,195 Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not... 2109 01:43:53,307 --> 01:43:55,195 Right, uh... OK. 2110 01:43:57,711 --> 01:44:00,009 I'm all alone. 2111 01:44:00,114 --> 01:44:02,002 My father dumped me. 2112 01:44:02,116 --> 01:44:03,515 Tyler dumped me. 2113 01:44:03,617 --> 01:44:06,780 I am Jack's broken heart. 2114 01:44:10,124 --> 01:44:12,979 What comes next in Project Mayhem, 2115 01:44:13,127 --> 01:44:14,560 only Tyler knows. 2116 01:44:14,628 --> 01:44:18,052 The second rule is you do not ask questions. 2117 01:44:20,634 --> 01:44:21,965 Get the fuck away from me. 2118 01:44:22,136 --> 01:44:23,535 Get the fuck away from me! 2119 01:44:23,637 --> 01:44:26,003 Who are all these people? 2120 01:44:31,312 --> 01:44:33,405 Paper Street Soap Company. 2121 01:44:35,683 --> 01:44:37,708 Can I come in? 2122 01:44:40,788 --> 01:44:42,415 He's not here. 2123 01:44:42,523 --> 01:44:44,650 What? 2124 01:44:45,960 --> 01:44:49,316 Tyler isn't here. 2125 01:44:49,430 --> 01:44:51,887 Tyler went away. 2126 01:44:51,966 --> 01:44:53,228 Tyler's gone. 2127 01:45:23,931 --> 01:45:24,989 Lay him down! 2128 01:45:25,132 --> 01:45:26,394 Gunshot wounds comin' through! 2129 01:45:26,500 --> 01:45:28,923 Clear some fucking room! 2130 01:45:29,069 --> 01:45:31,299 What happened?! What happened?! 2131 01:45:31,438 --> 01:45:32,928 We were on assignment. We were supposed to kill 2132 01:45:33,040 --> 01:45:35,497 2 birds with one stone. 2133 01:45:35,576 --> 01:45:37,635 Destroy a piece of corporate art... 2134 01:45:37,778 --> 01:45:40,269 Operation Latte Thunder, go. 2135 01:45:42,216 --> 01:45:44,047 and trash a franchise coffee bar. 2136 01:45:50,557 --> 01:45:51,819 We had it all worked out, sir. 2137 01:46:01,068 --> 01:46:02,023 It went smooth until... 2138 01:46:02,136 --> 01:46:04,331 Police! Freeze! 2139 01:46:04,471 --> 01:46:05,995 Until what? 2140 01:46:06,106 --> 01:46:07,095 They shot Bob. 2141 01:46:08,709 --> 01:46:09,971 They shot him in the head. 2142 01:46:10,077 --> 01:46:11,032 Those fuckin' pigs! 2143 01:46:14,581 --> 01:46:15,479 - Ohh! - Ohh! 2144 01:46:15,582 --> 01:46:17,538 - Oh, God. - Son of a... 2145 01:46:18,652 --> 01:46:20,711 Those motherfuckers! 2146 01:46:20,888 --> 01:46:22,549 You morons. 2147 01:46:22,656 --> 01:46:24,886 You're running around in ski masks, 2148 01:46:24,992 --> 01:46:26,084 trying to blow things up. 2149 01:46:26,193 --> 01:46:27,421 What did you think was gonna happen?! 2150 01:46:31,532 --> 01:46:32,464 OK, quick, 2151 01:46:32,566 --> 01:46:33,897 we gotta get rid of the evidence. 2152 01:46:34,001 --> 01:46:34,899 We gotta get rid of this body! 2153 01:46:35,002 --> 01:46:35,957 Bury him. 2154 01:46:36,070 --> 01:46:37,469 What? 2155 01:46:37,571 --> 01:46:38,469 Take him to the garden 2156 01:46:38,572 --> 01:46:39,664 and bury him. 2157 01:46:40,908 --> 01:46:41,704 Come on, people! 2158 01:46:41,875 --> 01:46:42,705 Let's go! 2159 01:46:42,910 --> 01:46:43,934 Hey, get the fuck off! 2160 01:46:44,044 --> 01:46:44,942 Get away from him! 2161 01:46:45,045 --> 01:46:46,569 What are you talking about? 2162 01:46:46,680 --> 01:46:47,977 This isn't a fucking piece of evidence, 2163 01:46:48,082 --> 01:46:49,310 this is a person! 2164 01:46:49,416 --> 01:46:50,314 He's a friend of mine, 2165 01:46:50,417 --> 01:46:51,475 and you're not gonna bury him 2166 01:46:51,585 --> 01:46:52,540 in the fucking garden. 2167 01:46:52,653 --> 01:46:55,611 He was killed serving Project Mayhem, sir. 2168 01:46:55,723 --> 01:46:56,815 This is Bob. 2169 01:46:56,924 --> 01:46:59,313 But sir, in... in Project Mayhem 2170 01:46:59,426 --> 01:47:00,950 we have no names. 2171 01:47:01,061 --> 01:47:01,993 No, you listen to me. 2172 01:47:02,096 --> 01:47:03,927 This is a man, and he has a name. 2173 01:47:04,031 --> 01:47:06,625 And it's Robert Paulson, OK? 2174 01:47:06,734 --> 01:47:08,065 Robert Paulson? 2175 01:47:08,168 --> 01:47:09,726 He's a man and he's dead now 2176 01:47:09,903 --> 01:47:10,835 because of us, all right? 2177 01:47:10,938 --> 01:47:12,098 Do you understand that? 2178 01:47:12,206 --> 01:47:14,401 I understand. 2179 01:47:17,010 --> 01:47:18,272 In death, 2180 01:47:18,412 --> 01:47:20,107 a member of Project Mayhem 2181 01:47:20,214 --> 01:47:21,806 has a name. 2182 01:47:23,083 --> 01:47:25,244 His name is Robert Paulson. 2183 01:47:26,420 --> 01:47:28,149 His name is Robert Paulson. 2184 01:47:28,255 --> 01:47:32,316 His name is Robert Paulson. 2185 01:47:32,426 --> 01:47:35,418 His name is Robert Paulson. 2186 01:47:35,529 --> 01:47:36,826 Come on, guys, please, stop it. 2187 01:47:36,930 --> 01:47:38,386 His name is Robert Paulson. 2188 01:47:38,465 --> 01:47:41,059 His name is Robert Paulson. 2189 01:47:41,168 --> 01:47:43,159 Shut up! 2190 01:47:43,270 --> 01:47:44,225 This is all over with! 2191 01:47:44,338 --> 01:47:46,067 His name is Robert Paulson. 2192 01:47:46,173 --> 01:47:48,266 His name is Robert Paulson. 2193 01:47:48,442 --> 01:47:50,899 His name is Robert Paulson. 2194 01:47:51,011 --> 01:47:53,502 His name is Robert Paulson. 2195 01:47:53,614 --> 01:47:55,878 His name is Robert Paulson... 2196 01:48:19,973 --> 01:48:20,837 Tyler? 2197 01:48:20,941 --> 01:48:22,169 No, this is Detective Stern 2198 01:48:22,276 --> 01:48:23,174 at the Arson Unit. 2199 01:48:23,277 --> 01:48:24,335 I need to see you in my office... 2200 01:48:29,349 --> 01:48:30,407 I went to all the cities 2201 01:48:30,517 --> 01:48:32,314 on Tyler's used ticket stubs, 2202 01:48:32,486 --> 01:48:33,316 barhopping. 2203 01:48:34,488 --> 01:48:35,682 I didn't know how or why, 2204 01:48:35,789 --> 01:48:37,381 but I could look at 50 different bars 2205 01:48:37,491 --> 01:48:39,049 and somehow I just knew. 2206 01:48:39,159 --> 01:48:40,091 I'm looking for Tyler Durden. 2207 01:48:40,194 --> 01:48:42,890 It's very important that I talk to him. 2208 01:48:42,996 --> 01:48:44,554 I wish I could help you. 2209 01:48:45,666 --> 01:48:46,564 Sir. 2210 01:48:52,639 --> 01:48:54,334 Every city I went to... 2211 01:48:56,076 --> 01:48:58,374 as soon as I set foot off the plane, 2212 01:48:58,478 --> 01:49:00,673 I knew a Fight Club was close. 2213 01:49:01,782 --> 01:49:03,477 Hey! Hey! 2214 01:49:03,584 --> 01:49:05,142 Taxi! 2215 01:49:05,252 --> 01:49:06,708 Look at my face. I'm a member. 2216 01:49:06,787 --> 01:49:07,913 Now, I just need to know 2217 01:49:08,021 --> 01:49:09,943 if you've seen Tyler. 2218 01:49:10,057 --> 01:49:12,150 I'm not exposed to... 2219 01:49:12,259 --> 01:49:13,783 speak any such information to you, 2220 01:49:13,894 --> 01:49:15,589 nor would I, even if I had said information 2221 01:49:15,696 --> 01:49:18,494 you want at this juncture, be able. 2222 01:49:20,200 --> 01:49:21,428 You're a moron. 2223 01:49:21,535 --> 01:49:22,866 I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 2224 01:49:24,271 --> 01:49:26,432 Tyler had been busy. 2225 01:49:26,540 --> 01:49:29,236 Setting up franchises all over the country. 2226 01:49:32,079 --> 01:49:33,535 Was I asleep? 2227 01:49:35,048 --> 01:49:36,504 Had I slept? 2228 01:49:36,617 --> 01:49:38,141 Is Tyler my bad dream, 2229 01:49:38,252 --> 01:49:40,140 or am I Tyler's? 2230 01:49:40,254 --> 01:49:41,619 We've just heard the stories. 2231 01:49:41,722 --> 01:49:42,916 What kind of stories? 2232 01:49:43,056 --> 01:49:44,489 Like, nobody knows what he looks like. 2233 01:49:44,591 --> 01:49:45,489 He has facial 2234 01:49:45,592 --> 01:49:46,490 reconstructive surgery 2235 01:49:46,593 --> 01:49:47,651 every 3 years. 2236 01:49:47,761 --> 01:49:50,025 That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 2237 01:49:50,130 --> 01:49:52,519 Is it true about Fight Club in Miami? 2238 01:49:52,633 --> 01:49:54,931 Is Mr. Durden building an army? 2239 01:49:55,035 --> 01:49:56,627 I was living in a state 2240 01:49:56,737 --> 01:49:58,864 of perpetual déjà vu. 2241 01:49:59,072 --> 01:50:00,528 Everywhere I went, 2242 01:50:00,641 --> 01:50:03,007 I felt I'd already been there. 2243 01:50:03,110 --> 01:50:07,001 It was like following an invisible man. 2244 01:50:07,114 --> 01:50:09,173 The smell of dried blood, 2245 01:50:09,283 --> 01:50:13,549 dirty, bare footprints circling each other, 2246 01:50:13,654 --> 01:50:17,010 that aroma of old sweat, like fried chicken. 2247 01:50:17,124 --> 01:50:18,819 The feel of a floor still warm 2248 01:50:18,926 --> 01:50:20,484 from the fight the night before. 2249 01:50:20,594 --> 01:50:24,485 I was always just one step behind Tyler. 2250 01:50:27,067 --> 01:50:29,023 His name is Robert Paulson. 2251 01:50:29,136 --> 01:50:31,468 His name is Robert Paulson. 2252 01:50:31,571 --> 01:50:32,469 His... 2253 01:50:35,342 --> 01:50:36,639 Welcome back, sir. 2254 01:50:38,245 --> 01:50:39,371 How have you been? 2255 01:50:41,148 --> 01:50:42,274 Do you know me? 2256 01:50:43,383 --> 01:50:44,839 Is this a test, sir? 2257 01:50:44,952 --> 01:50:46,817 No, this is not a test. 2258 01:50:46,920 --> 01:50:50,617 You were in here last Thursday. 2259 01:50:50,724 --> 01:50:52,089 Thursday? 2260 01:50:52,192 --> 01:50:53,090 You were standing 2261 01:50:53,193 --> 01:50:54,524 exactly where you are now, 2262 01:50:54,628 --> 01:50:57,324 asking how good security is. 2263 01:50:57,431 --> 01:50:58,693 It's tight as a drum, sir. 2264 01:51:01,268 --> 01:51:03,600 Who do you think I am? 2265 01:51:03,704 --> 01:51:06,229 Are you sure this isn't a test? 2266 01:51:06,340 --> 01:51:08,228 No, this is not a test. 2267 01:51:08,342 --> 01:51:11,698 You're Mr. Durden. 2268 01:51:11,812 --> 01:51:14,337 You're the one who gave me this. 2269 01:51:15,615 --> 01:51:16,707 Please return your seat backs 2270 01:51:16,817 --> 01:51:19,445 to their full, upright and locked position. 2271 01:51:30,330 --> 01:51:31,228 Yeah? 2272 01:51:31,331 --> 01:51:32,229 Marla, it's me. 2273 01:51:32,332 --> 01:51:33,526 Have we ever done it? 2274 01:51:33,633 --> 01:51:34,531 Done what? 2275 01:51:34,634 --> 01:51:35,726 Have we ever had sex? 2276 01:51:35,836 --> 01:51:37,963 What kind of stupid question is that? 2277 01:51:38,071 --> 01:51:39,402 Is it stupid because the answer's yes, 2278 01:51:39,506 --> 01:51:40,438 or because the answer's no? 2279 01:51:40,540 --> 01:51:41,996 Is this a trick? 2280 01:51:42,142 --> 01:51:43,302 No, Marla, I need to know... 2281 01:51:43,410 --> 01:51:44,536 You mean you want to know if I think 2282 01:51:44,644 --> 01:51:47,101 we were just having sex or making love? 2283 01:51:47,180 --> 01:51:49,307 We did make love. 2284 01:51:49,416 --> 01:51:50,542 Is that what you're calling it? 2285 01:51:50,650 --> 01:51:51,878 Just answer the question, 2286 01:51:51,985 --> 01:51:52,883 Marla, please! 2287 01:51:52,986 --> 01:51:53,941 Did we do it or not? 2288 01:51:54,154 --> 01:51:55,553 You fuck me, then snub me. 2289 01:51:55,655 --> 01:51:56,644 You love me, you hate me. 2290 01:51:56,757 --> 01:51:58,122 You show me a sensitive side, 2291 01:51:58,225 --> 01:51:59,681 then you turn into a total asshole. 2292 01:51:59,793 --> 01:52:00,782 Is that a pretty accurate description 2293 01:52:00,894 --> 01:52:02,225 of our relationship, Tyler? 2294 01:52:02,329 --> 01:52:04,957 We have just lost cabin pressure. 2295 01:52:05,165 --> 01:52:05,961 What did you just say? 2296 01:52:06,066 --> 01:52:07,055 What is wrong with you? 2297 01:52:07,167 --> 01:52:08,395 What did you call me? Say my name! 2298 01:52:08,502 --> 01:52:10,424 Tyler Durden. Tyler Durden, 2299 01:52:10,537 --> 01:52:12,129 you fucking freak. What's going on? 2300 01:52:12,239 --> 01:52:13,137 I'm coming over. 2301 01:52:13,240 --> 01:52:14,195 No, wait, Marla, I'm not there... 2302 01:52:16,443 --> 01:52:18,172 You broke your promise. 2303 01:52:18,278 --> 01:52:19,233 Jesus, Tyler. 2304 01:52:19,346 --> 01:52:20,973 You fuckin' talked to her about me. 2305 01:52:21,081 --> 01:52:22,776 Tyler, what the fuck is going on here? 2306 01:52:22,883 --> 01:52:24,544 I asked you for one thing, 2307 01:52:24,684 --> 01:52:26,311 one simple thing. 2308 01:52:26,420 --> 01:52:27,580 Why do people think that I'm you? 2309 01:52:29,289 --> 01:52:30,449 Answer me! 2310 01:52:34,227 --> 01:52:35,125 Sit. 2311 01:52:38,632 --> 01:52:39,462 Now answer me. 2312 01:52:39,566 --> 01:52:41,022 Why do people think that I'm you? 2313 01:52:42,369 --> 01:52:43,324 I think you know. 2314 01:52:43,437 --> 01:52:44,927 No, I don't. 2315 01:52:45,138 --> 01:52:46,070 Yes, you do. 2316 01:52:46,173 --> 01:52:48,801 Why would anyone possibly confuse you with me? 2317 01:52:50,010 --> 01:52:52,706 Uh... I... I don't know. 2318 01:52:56,550 --> 01:52:57,881 You got it. 2319 01:52:57,984 --> 01:52:59,383 No. 2320 01:52:59,486 --> 01:53:00,418 Do not fuck with us. 2321 01:53:00,620 --> 01:53:03,145 Say it. 2322 01:53:03,223 --> 01:53:04,952 Because... 2323 01:53:06,426 --> 01:53:07,450 Say it. 2324 01:53:09,396 --> 01:53:11,227 Because we're the same person. 2325 01:53:11,331 --> 01:53:13,458 That's right. 2326 01:53:13,567 --> 01:53:15,694 We are the all-singing, all dancing... 2327 01:53:15,802 --> 01:53:17,292 I don't understand this. 2328 01:53:17,404 --> 01:53:18,302 You were looking for a way 2329 01:53:18,405 --> 01:53:19,497 to change your life. 2330 01:53:19,606 --> 01:53:21,870 You could not do this on your own. 2331 01:53:21,975 --> 01:53:23,840 All the ways you wish you could be, 2332 01:53:23,944 --> 01:53:25,468 that's me. 2333 01:53:26,646 --> 01:53:27,806 I look like you wanna look, 2334 01:53:27,914 --> 01:53:29,040 I fuck like you wanna fuck, 2335 01:53:29,149 --> 01:53:30,480 I am smart, capable, 2336 01:53:30,650 --> 01:53:32,709 and most importantly, I am free 2337 01:53:32,819 --> 01:53:34,309 in all the ways that you are not. 2338 01:53:34,421 --> 01:53:35,376 Oh, no. 2339 01:53:35,489 --> 01:53:36,387 Tyler's not here. 2340 01:53:36,490 --> 01:53:37,388 Tyler went away. 2341 01:53:37,491 --> 01:53:38,389 - Tyler's gone. - What? 2342 01:53:38,492 --> 01:53:39,891 This is impossible. 2343 01:53:39,993 --> 01:53:41,517 - No. - This is crazy. 2344 01:53:41,661 --> 01:53:42,923 People do it every day. 2345 01:53:43,029 --> 01:53:44,326 They talk to themselves. 2346 01:53:44,431 --> 01:53:46,558 They see themselves as they'd like to be. 2347 01:53:46,666 --> 01:53:48,554 They don't have the courage you have, 2348 01:53:48,668 --> 01:53:49,828 to just run with it. 2349 01:53:53,707 --> 01:53:55,538 Naturally, you're still wrestling with it, 2350 01:53:55,642 --> 01:53:57,098 so sometimes you're still you. 2351 01:53:57,177 --> 01:53:58,940 We should do this again sometime. 2352 01:53:59,045 --> 01:54:01,878 Other times, you imagine yourself watching me. 2353 01:54:01,982 --> 01:54:03,279 If this is your first night at Fight Club, 2354 01:54:03,383 --> 01:54:04,441 you have to fight. 2355 01:54:04,551 --> 01:54:05,848 Little by little, 2356 01:54:05,952 --> 01:54:09,217 you're just letting yourself become... 2357 01:54:09,322 --> 01:54:11,688 Tyler Durden. 2358 01:54:11,791 --> 01:54:12,780 You are not your job, 2359 01:54:12,893 --> 01:54:14,554 or how much money you have in the bank! 2360 01:54:14,661 --> 01:54:15,787 No, you have a house. 2361 01:54:15,896 --> 01:54:17,056 Rented in your name. 2362 01:54:17,164 --> 01:54:19,052 You have jobs, you have a whole life. 2363 01:54:19,166 --> 01:54:20,724 You have night jobs because you can't sleep. 2364 01:54:20,834 --> 01:54:22,631 Or you stay up and make soap. 2365 01:54:22,736 --> 01:54:24,226 Marla... You're fucking Marla, Tyler. 2366 01:54:24,337 --> 01:54:26,259 Uh, technically, you're fucking Marla. 2367 01:54:26,373 --> 01:54:27,635 But it's all the same to her. 2368 01:54:30,010 --> 01:54:31,466 Oh, my God. 2369 01:54:32,579 --> 01:54:34,535 Now you see our dilemma. 2370 01:54:34,648 --> 01:54:36,639 She knows too much. 2371 01:54:37,817 --> 01:54:38,841 I think we're going to have to talk 2372 01:54:38,952 --> 01:54:42,115 about how this might compromise our goals. 2373 01:54:42,222 --> 01:54:45,214 Wh... What are you saying? 2374 01:54:45,325 --> 01:54:46,952 This is... This is bullshit. 2375 01:54:47,060 --> 01:54:48,516 This is bullshit. 2376 01:54:48,728 --> 01:54:49,558 I'm not listening to this. 2377 01:54:49,663 --> 01:54:50,561 You are insane. 2378 01:54:50,730 --> 01:54:52,459 No, you're insane. 2379 01:54:52,566 --> 01:54:55,057 And we simply do not have time for this crap. 2380 01:54:57,737 --> 01:54:59,500 It's called a changeover. 2381 01:54:59,706 --> 01:55:01,105 The movie goes on, 2382 01:55:01,208 --> 01:55:02,607 and nobody in the audience 2383 01:55:02,709 --> 01:55:04,233 has any idea. 2384 01:55:17,257 --> 01:55:18,155 Sir! 2385 01:55:18,258 --> 01:55:19,555 Are you checking out? 2386 01:55:19,726 --> 01:55:20,818 Yeah, uh, b-bill me. 2387 01:55:20,927 --> 01:55:22,554 I need you to initial this list 2388 01:55:22,729 --> 01:55:23,718 of phone calls, please. 2389 01:55:27,767 --> 01:55:28,893 When were these made? 2390 01:55:29,002 --> 01:55:30,162 It says right there, sir, 2391 01:55:30,270 --> 01:55:31,794 between 2:00 and 3:30 this morning. 2392 01:55:31,905 --> 01:55:33,202 No, I w... 2393 01:55:37,244 --> 01:55:38,176 Have I been going to bed 2394 01:55:38,278 --> 01:55:39,506 earlier every night? 2395 01:55:39,613 --> 01:55:41,604 Have I been sleeping later? 2396 01:55:43,617 --> 01:55:46,609 Have I been Tyler longer and longer? 2397 01:55:50,257 --> 01:55:51,087 Is anybody here? 2398 01:55:54,261 --> 01:55:56,991 Déjà vu all over again. 2399 01:55:58,098 --> 01:55:58,996 Yeah, with enough soap, 2400 01:55:59,099 --> 01:56:00,464 we could blow up just about anything. 2401 01:56:03,770 --> 01:56:05,658 Oh, my God. 2402 01:56:08,808 --> 01:56:09,740 1888. 2403 01:56:09,843 --> 01:56:11,071 I'm sorry, who am I calling? 2404 01:56:11,278 --> 01:56:13,109 1888 Franklin. This is Maintenance. 2405 01:56:15,282 --> 01:56:16,647 Hello? 2406 01:56:16,783 --> 01:56:17,647 Hello? 2407 01:56:17,784 --> 01:56:19,581 1888 Franklin Street? 2408 01:56:19,786 --> 01:56:22,744 Yes. Can I help you? 2409 01:56:25,091 --> 01:56:26,683 Hello? 2410 01:56:26,793 --> 01:56:27,885 Yeah, yeah. 2411 01:56:27,994 --> 01:56:29,222 Uh, I need to talk to your supervisor 2412 01:56:29,329 --> 01:56:30,227 right away. 2413 01:56:30,330 --> 01:56:31,228 Speaking. 2414 01:56:31,331 --> 01:56:32,229 OK, listen to me. 2415 01:56:32,332 --> 01:56:33,492 I think something really terrible 2416 01:56:33,600 --> 01:56:34,532 is about to happen at your building. 2417 01:56:34,634 --> 01:56:35,589 You have got... 2418 01:56:35,802 --> 01:56:36,894 It's under control, sir. 2419 01:56:38,305 --> 01:56:39,237 Excuse me? 2420 01:56:39,339 --> 01:56:40,863 Don't worry about us, sir. 2421 01:56:40,974 --> 01:56:42,339 We're solid. 2422 01:56:46,012 --> 01:56:47,274 2160. 2423 01:56:55,322 --> 01:56:56,254 Marla! Marla! 2424 01:56:56,356 --> 01:56:58,312 Hey... Fuck! Wait! 2425 01:56:59,426 --> 01:57:01,087 Wait, I gotta talk to you! 2426 01:57:01,194 --> 01:57:02,320 Marla, Marla! 2427 01:57:02,429 --> 01:57:03,487 Your whacked-out bald freaks 2428 01:57:03,596 --> 01:57:05,052 hit me with a fucking broom! 2429 01:57:05,131 --> 01:57:06,758 They almost broke my arm! 2430 01:57:06,866 --> 01:57:08,458 They were burning their fingertips with lye, 2431 01:57:08,568 --> 01:57:09,523 the stink was unbelievable. 2432 01:57:09,636 --> 01:57:10,534 Look... Look, listen, 2433 01:57:10,637 --> 01:57:11,535 it's gonna take a tremendous act 2434 01:57:11,638 --> 01:57:12,536 of faith on your part, 2435 01:57:12,639 --> 01:57:13,571 but you've got to hear me out. 2436 01:57:13,673 --> 01:57:15,538 Oh, here comes an avalanche of bullshit. 2437 01:57:15,642 --> 01:57:17,098 A little more faith than that. 2438 01:57:21,481 --> 01:57:22,379 No, listen, I don't want to hear 2439 01:57:22,482 --> 01:57:23,380 anything you have to say. 2440 01:57:23,483 --> 01:57:25,508 You have every right to be... 2441 01:57:25,618 --> 01:57:27,643 Um, I'll just have a coffee, thanks. 2442 01:57:27,854 --> 01:57:30,652 Sir, anything you order is free of charge, sir. 2443 01:57:30,757 --> 01:57:32,782 Why is it free of charge? 2444 01:57:32,892 --> 01:57:33,950 Don't... Don't ask. 2445 01:57:34,060 --> 01:57:35,084 Whatever. 2446 01:57:35,195 --> 01:57:37,789 I'll have the clam chowder, the fried chicken 2447 01:57:37,897 --> 01:57:38,955 with the baked potato with everything, 2448 01:57:39,065 --> 01:57:40,521 and a chocolate chiffon pie. 2449 01:57:40,600 --> 01:57:42,659 Clean food, please. 2450 01:57:42,869 --> 01:57:44,496 In that case, sir, may I advise against 2451 01:57:44,604 --> 01:57:45,798 the lady eating the clam chowder? 2452 01:57:45,905 --> 01:57:47,861 No clam chowder, thank you. 2453 01:57:50,110 --> 01:57:51,600 You've got about 30 seconds. 2454 01:57:54,381 --> 01:57:55,279 Marla, I know that I've been acting 2455 01:57:55,382 --> 01:57:56,542 very, very strange. 2456 01:57:56,649 --> 01:57:58,776 OK, I know that it's got to seem 2457 01:57:58,885 --> 01:57:59,909 like there's 2 sides to me... 2458 01:58:00,019 --> 01:58:00,917 2 sides? 2459 01:58:01,020 --> 01:58:02,282 You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass. 2460 01:58:02,389 --> 01:58:03,287 I deserve that, but... 2461 01:58:03,390 --> 01:58:04,516 I've come to realize something 2462 01:58:04,624 --> 01:58:05,522 very, very important. 2463 01:58:05,625 --> 01:58:06,649 What? 2464 01:58:06,760 --> 01:58:08,159 The full extent of our relationship 2465 01:58:08,261 --> 01:58:10,286 wasn't really clear to me up until now, 2466 01:58:10,397 --> 01:58:11,557 for reasons I'm not going to go into, 2467 01:58:11,664 --> 01:58:13,063 but the important thing is, I know 2468 01:58:13,166 --> 01:58:14,326 that I haven't been treating you so nice. 2469 01:58:14,434 --> 01:58:15,332 Yeah, whatever. 2470 01:58:15,435 --> 01:58:16,367 No, no... 15 seconds. 2471 01:58:16,469 --> 01:58:17,629 15 seconds, please, please. 2472 01:58:17,737 --> 01:58:19,534 15 seconds, don't open your mouth. 2473 01:58:19,639 --> 01:58:22,164 I'm trying to tell you that I'm sorry. 2474 01:58:22,275 --> 01:58:23,435 Because what I've come to realize 2475 01:58:23,543 --> 01:58:26,273 is that I really like you, Marla. 2476 01:58:27,514 --> 01:58:28,776 You do? 2477 01:58:28,882 --> 01:58:30,372 I really do. 2478 01:58:30,483 --> 01:58:31,415 I care about you 2479 01:58:31,518 --> 01:58:32,507 and I don't want anything bad 2480 01:58:32,619 --> 01:58:35,144 to happen to you because of me. 2481 01:58:35,255 --> 01:58:37,917 Marla, your life is in danger. 2482 01:58:39,092 --> 01:58:39,990 What? 2483 01:58:40,093 --> 01:58:42,459 You need to leave town for a while. 2484 01:58:42,562 --> 01:58:43,790 Get out of any major city 2485 01:58:43,897 --> 01:58:44,989 and just go camping or something. 2486 01:58:45,098 --> 01:58:46,122 You're an insane person. 2487 01:58:46,232 --> 01:58:47,290 No, no, I've involved you 2488 01:58:47,434 --> 01:58:49,163 in something terrible that's about to happen. 2489 01:58:49,269 --> 01:58:50,668 No. Shut up, 2490 01:58:50,770 --> 01:58:51,896 shut up! 2491 01:58:55,141 --> 01:58:56,836 Listen, I tried, Tyler. 2492 01:58:56,943 --> 01:58:58,069 I really tried. 2493 01:58:58,178 --> 01:58:59,076 I know you did. 2494 01:58:59,179 --> 01:59:01,101 There are things about you I like. 2495 01:59:01,214 --> 01:59:02,670 You're smart, you're funny, 2496 01:59:02,782 --> 01:59:05,114 you're spectacular in bed. 2497 01:59:05,218 --> 01:59:08,346 But you're intolerable. 2498 01:59:08,455 --> 01:59:11,310 You have very serious emotional problems. 2499 01:59:11,458 --> 01:59:13,153 Deep-seated problems for which you should seek 2500 01:59:13,259 --> 01:59:14,556 professional help. 2501 01:59:14,661 --> 01:59:16,026 I know, and I'm sorry. 2502 01:59:16,129 --> 01:59:16,959 Yeah, you're sorry, I'm sorry, 2503 01:59:17,063 --> 01:59:18,155 everyone's sorry. But... 2504 01:59:19,732 --> 01:59:21,393 I can't do this anymore. 2505 01:59:22,535 --> 01:59:24,025 I can't. 2506 01:59:24,137 --> 01:59:25,092 And I won't. 2507 01:59:26,706 --> 01:59:27,695 I'm gone. 2508 01:59:29,509 --> 01:59:30,339 You can't leave, Marla, 2509 01:59:30,477 --> 01:59:35,972 you're not safe! 2510 01:59:36,049 --> 01:59:36,947 No! Leave me alone! 2511 01:59:37,050 --> 01:59:38,881 Marla, I'm trying to protect you. 2512 01:59:39,052 --> 01:59:40,485 I don't ever want to see you again! 2513 01:59:40,587 --> 01:59:42,214 That's fine, if that's what it takes... 2514 01:59:42,322 --> 01:59:43,619 You wait. Wait right here. 2515 01:59:48,328 --> 01:59:49,226 Hold it right there. 2516 01:59:49,329 --> 01:59:50,227 Shut up! 2517 01:59:50,330 --> 01:59:51,319 Shut up! 2518 01:59:51,431 --> 01:59:53,228 Take this money and get on this bus. 2519 01:59:53,333 --> 01:59:54,231 And I promise you 2520 01:59:54,334 --> 01:59:55,289 I will never bother you again 2521 01:59:55,401 --> 01:59:56,299 if that's what you want. 2522 01:59:56,402 --> 01:59:57,596 Shut up! 2523 01:59:57,704 --> 01:59:59,001 Please get on the bus. 2524 01:59:59,105 --> 02:00:00,470 Please get on the bus! 2525 02:00:02,275 --> 02:00:03,401 Why are you doing this? 2526 02:00:03,576 --> 02:00:05,066 Because they think you're some kind of a threat. 2527 02:00:05,178 --> 02:00:06,236 I... I can't explain it right now, 2528 02:00:06,346 --> 02:00:07,244 just trust me. 2529 02:00:07,347 --> 02:00:08,245 If I see where you're going, 2530 02:00:08,348 --> 02:00:09,246 you will not be safe. 2531 02:00:09,349 --> 02:00:10,509 I'm not paying this back. 2532 02:00:10,617 --> 02:00:12,073 I consider it asshole tax. 2533 02:00:12,151 --> 02:00:14,210 That's fine. Remember, stay out of major cities 2534 02:00:14,320 --> 02:00:15,412 for at least a couple of days, OK? 2535 02:00:15,588 --> 02:00:16,418 Tyler. 2536 02:00:18,057 --> 02:00:19,354 You're the worst thing 2537 02:00:19,559 --> 02:00:20,821 that ever happened to me. 2538 02:00:35,942 --> 02:00:37,273 Hello. 2539 02:00:37,377 --> 02:00:38,935 I need you to arrest me. 2540 02:00:39,078 --> 02:00:41,308 I am the leader of a terrorist organization 2541 02:00:41,414 --> 02:00:43,678 responsible for numerous acts of vandalism, 2542 02:00:43,783 --> 02:00:45,444 and assault all over this city. 2543 02:00:46,553 --> 02:00:47,747 ...in the metropolitan area, 2544 02:00:47,854 --> 02:00:50,345 with probably a couple hundred members. 2545 02:00:50,456 --> 02:00:51,514 Chapters have sprung up 2546 02:00:51,624 --> 02:00:54,354 in 5 or 6 other major cities already. 2547 02:00:54,460 --> 02:00:57,486 This is a tightly regimented organization, 2548 02:00:57,597 --> 02:00:59,656 with many cells capable of operating 2549 02:00:59,766 --> 02:01:02,758 completely independent of central leadership. 2550 02:01:02,869 --> 02:01:04,962 Look, look, go to that house, OK? 2551 02:01:05,104 --> 02:01:07,163 1537 Paper Street. 2552 02:01:07,273 --> 02:01:09,161 That's our headquarters. 2553 02:01:09,275 --> 02:01:11,766 In the back, buried in the garden, 2554 02:01:11,878 --> 02:01:14,938 you'll find the body of Robert Paulson. 2555 02:01:15,081 --> 02:01:16,946 In the basement, 2556 02:01:17,050 --> 02:01:18,210 you're gonna find some bathtubs 2557 02:01:18,318 --> 02:01:19,808 that have been used very recently 2558 02:01:19,919 --> 02:01:23,912 to make large quantities of nitroglycerin. 2559 02:01:24,123 --> 02:01:25,055 I believe the plan 2560 02:01:25,158 --> 02:01:26,887 is to blow up the headquarters 2561 02:01:26,993 --> 02:01:28,551 of these credit card companies, 2562 02:01:28,661 --> 02:01:30,492 and the T.R.W. building. 2563 02:01:32,265 --> 02:01:33,459 Why these buildings? 2564 02:01:33,633 --> 02:01:35,555 Why credit card companies? 2565 02:01:35,668 --> 02:01:37,465 If you erase the debt record, 2566 02:01:37,637 --> 02:01:40,026 then we all go back to zero. 2567 02:01:40,139 --> 02:01:42,130 It'll create total chaos. 2568 02:01:44,944 --> 02:01:45,899 Keep him talking. 2569 02:01:46,012 --> 02:01:46,967 I need to make a phone call. 2570 02:01:57,890 --> 02:01:59,778 I really admire what you're doing. 2571 02:02:01,494 --> 02:02:02,392 What? 2572 02:02:02,495 --> 02:02:04,656 You're a brave man to order this. 2573 02:02:04,764 --> 02:02:06,391 You're a genius, sir. 2574 02:02:06,499 --> 02:02:09,388 You said, if anyone ever interferes 2575 02:02:09,602 --> 02:02:11,229 with Project Mayhem... even you... 2576 02:02:11,337 --> 02:02:13,601 we gotta get his balls. 2577 02:02:15,108 --> 02:02:16,040 It's useless to fight. 2578 02:02:16,142 --> 02:02:17,234 This is really a powerful gesture, 2579 02:02:17,343 --> 02:02:18,241 Mr. Durden. 2580 02:02:18,344 --> 02:02:19,572 It'll set quite an example. 2581 02:02:19,679 --> 02:02:21,738 You're making a big mistake, fellas. 2582 02:02:21,848 --> 02:02:22,746 You said you'd say that. 2583 02:02:22,849 --> 02:02:24,305 I'm not Tyler Durden! 2584 02:02:24,384 --> 02:02:25,874 You told us you'd say that, too. 2585 02:02:25,985 --> 02:02:28,783 All right, I am Tyler Durden. 2586 02:02:28,888 --> 02:02:30,048 Listen to me, 2587 02:02:30,156 --> 02:02:31,680 I'm giving you a direct order. 2588 02:02:31,791 --> 02:02:33,747 We are aborting this mission, right now. 2589 02:02:33,860 --> 02:02:35,225 You said you would definitely say that. 2590 02:02:41,467 --> 02:02:42,456 Are you fucking out of your minds? 2591 02:02:42,635 --> 02:02:43,829 You're police officers! 2592 02:02:46,873 --> 02:02:47,965 Somebody timing this? 2593 02:02:48,074 --> 02:02:48,972 No! No! 2594 02:02:49,142 --> 02:02:50,575 Keep your mouth shut! 2595 02:02:51,678 --> 02:02:52,576 Shit. 2596 02:02:55,381 --> 02:02:56,313 Yeah? 2597 02:02:56,416 --> 02:02:57,405 Hey, you know, some of this information 2598 02:02:57,517 --> 02:02:58,745 checks out. 2599 02:02:58,851 --> 02:03:00,375 Let's go over to that house 2600 02:03:00,486 --> 02:03:01,510 on Paper Street. 2601 02:03:01,654 --> 02:03:02,643 Be right there. 2602 02:03:03,756 --> 02:03:05,087 Hey! Wait! 2603 02:03:05,191 --> 02:03:06,385 I got him. 2604 02:03:06,492 --> 02:03:07,720 Sir, we have to do this, sir. 2605 02:03:07,827 --> 02:03:08,919 Stop fighting. 2606 02:03:09,028 --> 02:03:10,290 Where's the rubber band? 2607 02:03:10,396 --> 02:03:11,454 Get away from me! 2608 02:03:11,664 --> 02:03:12,460 Drop that fucking knife! 2609 02:03:12,565 --> 02:03:13,463 Drop it! 2610 02:03:16,736 --> 02:03:17,634 Back up. 2611 02:03:17,737 --> 02:03:18,761 Face down on the floor, 2612 02:03:18,871 --> 02:03:19,769 both of you, right now! 2613 02:03:22,375 --> 02:03:23,933 Get down on the floor! 2614 02:03:28,681 --> 02:03:30,512 First person comes out this fucking door 2615 02:03:30,683 --> 02:03:32,742 gets a... gets a lead salad, you understand? 2616 02:03:57,810 --> 02:03:59,675 Get away! Get away! 2617 02:04:12,425 --> 02:04:13,881 I ran. 2618 02:04:15,428 --> 02:04:17,123 I ran until my muscles burned 2619 02:04:17,230 --> 02:04:19,323 and my veins pumped battery acid. 2620 02:04:22,135 --> 02:04:23,762 Then I ran some more. 2621 02:05:05,411 --> 02:05:07,208 What the fuck are you doing? 2622 02:05:07,313 --> 02:05:08,871 Running around in your underpants. 2623 02:05:08,981 --> 02:05:10,243 Man, you look like a crazy person. 2624 02:05:10,349 --> 02:05:12,044 No, I'm onto you. 2625 02:05:12,151 --> 02:05:13,243 I know what's going on here. 2626 02:05:13,352 --> 02:05:14,376 Well come on, then. 2627 02:05:14,487 --> 02:05:15,943 I got us a great place to watch from. 2628 02:05:17,356 --> 02:05:18,380 It'll be like pay-per-view. 2629 02:06:07,373 --> 02:06:08,271 Oh, Christ. 2630 02:06:08,374 --> 02:06:10,239 Now what are you doing? 2631 02:06:10,343 --> 02:06:11,401 I'm stopping this. 2632 02:06:11,510 --> 02:06:14,502 Why? Greatest thing you've ever done, man. 2633 02:06:14,614 --> 02:06:16,206 No, I can't let this happen. 2634 02:06:16,315 --> 02:06:17,805 You know there are 10 other bombs 2635 02:06:17,917 --> 02:06:19,373 in 10 other buildings. 2636 02:06:19,452 --> 02:06:20,783 God damn it, since when is Project Mayhem 2637 02:06:20,887 --> 02:06:21,785 about murder? 2638 02:06:21,888 --> 02:06:23,150 The buildings are empty. 2639 02:06:23,289 --> 02:06:24,779 Security and maintenance, all our people. 2640 02:06:24,891 --> 02:06:26,051 We're not killing anyone, man, 2641 02:06:26,158 --> 02:06:27,352 we're setting 'em free. 2642 02:06:27,460 --> 02:06:28,358 Bob is dead. 2643 02:06:28,461 --> 02:06:30,156 They shot him in the head. 2644 02:06:30,296 --> 02:06:31,490 You wanna make an omelet, 2645 02:06:31,597 --> 02:06:33,121 you gotta break some eggs. 2646 02:06:33,299 --> 02:06:34,459 No, I'm not listening to you. 2647 02:06:34,567 --> 02:06:35,591 You're not even there. 2648 02:06:43,442 --> 02:06:44,374 Wouldn't do that. 2649 02:06:44,477 --> 02:06:47,207 Not unless I knew which wires were what. 2650 02:06:47,313 --> 02:06:48,940 If you know, then I know. 2651 02:06:54,654 --> 02:06:55,552 Or... 2652 02:06:55,655 --> 02:06:56,553 maybe I knew you'd know, 2653 02:06:56,656 --> 02:06:57,645 so I spent the whole day 2654 02:06:57,823 --> 02:06:58,881 thinking about the wrong ones. 2655 02:07:07,600 --> 02:07:08,555 You think? 2656 02:07:10,636 --> 02:07:12,399 Oh, heavens no, not the green one. 2657 02:07:13,606 --> 02:07:14,903 Pull any one but the green one. 2658 02:07:20,813 --> 02:07:22,644 I asked you not to do that! 2659 02:07:28,287 --> 02:07:29,549 Tyler, get away from the van. 2660 02:07:32,625 --> 02:07:34,024 Tyler, I'm not kidding! 2661 02:07:34,126 --> 02:07:35,991 Get away from the van! 2662 02:07:36,095 --> 02:07:37,323 God damn it! 2663 02:07:38,664 --> 02:07:40,120 Whoa! 2664 02:07:40,199 --> 02:07:41,097 Whoa! 2665 02:07:44,337 --> 02:07:47,101 OK, you are now firing a gun 2666 02:07:47,206 --> 02:07:48,434 at your imaginary friend 2667 02:07:48,541 --> 02:07:51,203 near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin! 2668 02:07:53,512 --> 02:07:55,173 Look, Tyler, Tyler! 2669 02:07:58,317 --> 02:07:59,511 Ahh! 2670 02:08:08,694 --> 02:08:10,321 Aw, come on. 2671 02:08:10,429 --> 02:08:11,589 Don't go. 2672 02:08:50,269 --> 02:08:51,395 What?! 2673 02:09:37,416 --> 02:09:38,474 3 minutes. 2674 02:09:38,584 --> 02:09:40,848 This is it. 2675 02:09:40,953 --> 02:09:42,978 The beginning. 2676 02:09:43,089 --> 02:09:45,011 Ground zero. 2677 02:09:45,124 --> 02:09:47,046 I think this is about where we came in. 2678 02:09:47,159 --> 02:09:48,091 Would you like to say a few words 2679 02:09:48,194 --> 02:09:49,957 to mark the occasion? 2680 02:09:51,897 --> 02:09:53,057 I'm sorry? 2681 02:09:53,165 --> 02:09:55,759 I still can't think of anything. 2682 02:09:57,470 --> 02:09:59,563 Ah, flashback humor. 2683 02:10:04,810 --> 02:10:06,437 It's getting exciting now. 2684 02:10:08,848 --> 02:10:09,837 2 and 1/2. 2685 02:10:09,949 --> 02:10:10,847 Think of everything 2686 02:10:10,950 --> 02:10:12,440 we've accomplished, man. 2687 02:10:13,853 --> 02:10:15,650 Out these windows, we will view 2688 02:10:15,821 --> 02:10:17,311 the collapse of financial history. 2689 02:10:18,524 --> 02:10:20,856 One step closer to economic equilibrium. 2690 02:10:35,841 --> 02:10:37,172 Why is she here? 2691 02:10:37,276 --> 02:10:39,164 Tying up loose ends. 2692 02:10:39,278 --> 02:10:42,338 Put me down, you bald-headed fucks! 2693 02:10:42,448 --> 02:10:43,642 I'm begging you, 2694 02:10:43,849 --> 02:10:44,645 please don't do this. 2695 02:10:44,850 --> 02:10:45,646 I'm not doing this. 2696 02:10:45,851 --> 02:10:47,409 We are doing this. 2697 02:10:47,520 --> 02:10:48,544 This is what we want. 2698 02:10:48,654 --> 02:10:50,679 No, I don't want this. 2699 02:10:50,856 --> 02:10:53,882 Right, except you is meaningless now. 2700 02:10:53,993 --> 02:10:55,620 We have to forget about you. 2701 02:10:55,728 --> 02:10:57,958 Jesus, you're a voice in my head. 2702 02:10:58,063 --> 02:10:59,325 You're a voice in mine. 2703 02:10:59,431 --> 02:11:00,887 You're a fucking hallucination, 2704 02:11:00,966 --> 02:11:02,058 why can't I get rid of you? 2705 02:11:02,168 --> 02:11:03,066 You need me. 2706 02:11:03,169 --> 02:11:05,330 No, I don't, I really don't anymore. 2707 02:11:05,471 --> 02:11:06,460 Hey, you created me. 2708 02:11:06,572 --> 02:11:08,301 I didn't create some loser alter ego 2709 02:11:08,407 --> 02:11:09,863 to make myself feel better. 2710 02:11:09,942 --> 02:11:10,966 Take some responsibility. 2711 02:11:11,076 --> 02:11:12,236 I do. 2712 02:11:12,344 --> 02:11:14,300 I am responsible for all of it, 2713 02:11:14,413 --> 02:11:15,471 and I accept that. 2714 02:11:15,581 --> 02:11:17,811 So please, I'm begging you, 2715 02:11:17,917 --> 02:11:19,544 please call this off. 2716 02:11:21,921 --> 02:11:23,752 Have I ever let us down? 2717 02:11:25,257 --> 02:11:27,521 How far have you come because of me? 2718 02:11:33,499 --> 02:11:35,455 I will bring us through this. 2719 02:11:35,568 --> 02:11:37,456 As always, 2720 02:11:37,570 --> 02:11:39,731 I will carry you, kicking and screaming, 2721 02:11:39,838 --> 02:11:41,931 and in the end, you will thank me. 2722 02:11:42,041 --> 02:11:43,906 Tyler. 2723 02:11:44,009 --> 02:11:46,170 Tyler, I'm grateful to you 2724 02:11:46,278 --> 02:11:47,506 for everything 2725 02:11:47,713 --> 02:11:48,577 that you've done for me. 2726 02:11:48,681 --> 02:11:50,205 But this is too much. 2727 02:11:50,316 --> 02:11:51,806 I don't want this. 2728 02:11:51,917 --> 02:11:52,815 What do you want?! 2729 02:11:52,918 --> 02:11:54,146 Want to go back to the shit job, 2730 02:11:54,253 --> 02:11:56,710 fucking condo world, watching sitcoms? 2731 02:11:56,789 --> 02:11:58,711 Fuck you. I won't do it. 2732 02:11:58,824 --> 02:12:01,452 Oh, God, this can't be happening. 2733 02:12:01,560 --> 02:12:04,017 It's already done, so shut up. 2734 02:12:04,096 --> 02:12:04,994 60 seconds. 2735 02:12:05,097 --> 02:12:06,428 Can you see alright? 2736 02:12:09,301 --> 02:12:10,700 I can figure this out. 2737 02:12:10,803 --> 02:12:12,327 I can figure this out, this isn't even real. 2738 02:12:12,438 --> 02:12:14,394 You're not real, that gun isn't... 2739 02:12:14,506 --> 02:12:16,235 That gun isn't even in your hand. 2740 02:12:17,810 --> 02:12:19,266 The gun's in my hand. 2741 02:12:24,917 --> 02:12:27,283 Hey, good for you. Doesn't change a thing. 2742 02:12:36,262 --> 02:12:38,890 Why do you want to put a gun to your head? 2743 02:12:38,998 --> 02:12:41,796 Not my head, Tyler. 2744 02:12:41,900 --> 02:12:43,629 Our head. 2745 02:12:45,404 --> 02:12:46,769 Interesting. 2746 02:12:50,276 --> 02:12:52,904 Where are you going with this, I KEA boy? 2747 02:12:59,785 --> 02:13:03,141 Hey, it's you and me. 2748 02:13:06,158 --> 02:13:07,056 Friends. 2749 02:13:09,128 --> 02:13:10,026 Tyler... 2750 02:13:13,065 --> 02:13:15,920 I want you to really listen to me. 2751 02:13:16,035 --> 02:13:16,933 OK. 2752 02:13:20,005 --> 02:13:21,632 My eyes are open. 2753 02:13:39,491 --> 02:13:41,356 What's that smell? 2754 02:14:01,647 --> 02:14:03,171 Where is everybody? 2755 02:14:03,349 --> 02:14:04,441 I don't know, what's goin' on? 2756 02:14:05,551 --> 02:14:06,779 Mr. Durden! 2757 02:14:07,886 --> 02:14:09,217 Oh, my God. 2758 02:14:09,321 --> 02:14:10,219 Sir? 2759 02:14:14,860 --> 02:14:15,884 Are you, uh... 2760 02:14:15,994 --> 02:14:17,791 Are you alright, sir? 2761 02:14:17,896 --> 02:14:19,090 Oh, yeah, I'm OK. 2762 02:14:19,198 --> 02:14:20,096 You look terrible, sir. 2763 02:14:20,199 --> 02:14:21,826 What happened? 2764 02:14:21,934 --> 02:14:24,095 Oh, nothing. It's no problem. 2765 02:14:24,203 --> 02:14:25,932 Oh, no, no, sir, he's not kidding. 2766 02:14:26,038 --> 02:14:27,164 You look really awful. 2767 02:14:27,373 --> 02:14:28,397 You need medical assistance. 2768 02:14:28,507 --> 02:14:29,963 - I'm fine. - Ugh. 2769 02:14:30,042 --> 02:14:30,997 Look, I'm fine. 2770 02:14:31,110 --> 02:14:33,567 Everything's fine. 2771 02:14:37,116 --> 02:14:39,107 Let... Let her go. 2772 02:14:39,218 --> 02:14:40,173 Christ almighty! 2773 02:14:40,386 --> 02:14:42,115 You! 2774 02:14:42,221 --> 02:14:44,610 Hi, Marla. 2775 02:14:45,724 --> 02:14:46,656 Leave her with me, 2776 02:14:46,759 --> 02:14:47,657 get your stuff, 2777 02:14:47,760 --> 02:14:48,658 I'll meet you downstairs. 2778 02:14:48,761 --> 02:14:49,659 Are you sure? 2779 02:14:49,762 --> 02:14:51,684 Yes, I'm sure. 2780 02:14:52,898 --> 02:14:54,820 You fucker! 2781 02:14:54,933 --> 02:14:55,831 What kind of sick fucking game 2782 02:14:55,934 --> 02:14:56,832 are you playing now, 2783 02:14:56,935 --> 02:14:57,833 putting me on a fucking bu... 2784 02:14:57,936 --> 02:14:59,801 Oh, my God, your face! 2785 02:14:59,905 --> 02:15:01,304 Yeah, I know. 2786 02:15:06,145 --> 02:15:08,033 What happened? 2787 02:15:08,147 --> 02:15:09,273 Don't ask. 2788 02:15:09,415 --> 02:15:10,279 You're shot. 2789 02:15:10,416 --> 02:15:11,713 Yes, I'm shot. 2790 02:15:11,917 --> 02:15:13,316 Oh, my God. 2791 02:15:13,419 --> 02:15:14,818 I can't believe he's standing. 2792 02:15:14,920 --> 02:15:16,319 One tough motherfucker. 2793 02:15:20,225 --> 02:15:22,056 Who did this? 2794 02:15:22,161 --> 02:15:24,652 I did, actually. 2795 02:15:24,763 --> 02:15:26,128 Find some gauze. 2796 02:15:28,167 --> 02:15:30,192 You shot yourself? 2797 02:15:30,302 --> 02:15:31,326 Yes, but it's OK. 2798 02:15:31,437 --> 02:15:32,961 Marla, look at me. 2799 02:15:33,071 --> 02:15:35,301 I'm really OK. 2800 02:15:35,441 --> 02:15:37,329 Trust me. 2801 02:15:37,443 --> 02:15:39,138 Everything's gonna be fine. 2802 02:15:52,257 --> 02:15:54,020 You met me at a very strange time 2803 02:15:54,126 --> 02:15:55,354 in my life. 2804 02:15:56,305 --> 02:16:56,729 5 days of Hacking / Camping / Lectures Join May Contain Hackers: MCH2022.org