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Who are the real-world Illuminati ?
Find out @ saveanilluminati.com

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People are always asking me

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if I know Tyler Durden.

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3 minutes.

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ground zero.

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Would you like to say a few
words to mark the occasion?

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With a gun barrel between your teeth,

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you speak only in vowels.

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I can't think of anything.

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For a second I totally forget

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about Tyler's whole
controlled demolition thing,

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and I wonder how clean that gun is.

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Getting exciting now.

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That old saying,

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how you always hurt the one you love?

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Well, it works both ways.

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We have front row seats

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for this theater of mass destruction.

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The demolitions committee
of Project Mayhem

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wrapped the foundation
columns of a dozen buildings

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with blasting gelatin. In 2 minutes,

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primary charges will blow base charges

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and a few square blocks

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will be reduced to smoldering rubble.

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I know this...

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because Tyler knows this.

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21/2.

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Think of everything we've accomplished.

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And suddenly, I realize
that all of this:

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the gun, the bombs, the revolution...

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has got something to do with
a girl named Marla Singer.

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Bob. Bob had bitch-tits.

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This was a support group for
men with testicular cancer.

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The big moosey slobbering all over me,

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that was Bob.

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We're still men.

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Yes, we're men.

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Men is what we are.

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8 months ago, Bob's
testicles were removed.

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Then hormone therapy.
He developed bitch-tits

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because his testosterone was too high,

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and his body upped the estrogen.

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And that was where I fit...

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They're gonna have to
open up my pecks again

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and drain the fluid.

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Between those huge, sweating tits

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that hung enormous the way
you'd think of God’s as big.

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OK. You cry now.

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No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier.

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For 6 months, I couldn't sleep.

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I couldn't sleep. I couldn't sleep.

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With insomnia, nothing's real.

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Everything's far away.

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Everything's a copy of a copy of a copy.

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When deep space exploration ramps up,

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it'll be the corporations
that names everything:

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the I.B.M. Stellar sphere,

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the Microsoft Galaxy,

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Planet Starbucks.

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Gonna need you out of town
a little more this week.

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We got some red flags to cover.

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It must've been Tuesday.

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He was wearing his cornflower-blue tie.

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You want me to deprioritize
my current reports

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until you advise of a status upgrade?

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Make these your primary action items.

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Here's your flight coupons.

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Call me from the road
if there's any snags.

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He was full of pep.

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Must have had his grandee latte enema.

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Like so many others,
I had become a slave

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to the IKEA nesting instinct.

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Uh, yes. I'd like to order
the Erica Pekkary dust ruffles.

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Please hold.

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If I saw something clever

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Like a little coffee table
in the shape of a yin-yang,

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I had to have it.

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The Klipske personal of fice unit,

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the Hovetrekke home exert-bike,

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or the Johannshamn sofa

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with the Strinne green stripe pattern.

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Even the Rizlampa wire lamps

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of environmentally
friendly unbleached paper.

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I'd flip through catalogs and wonder:

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What kind of dining set
defines me as a person?

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I had it all.

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Even the glass dishes

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with tiny bubbles and imperfections.

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Proof that they were crafted
by the honest, simple,

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hard-working
indigenous peoples of -

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Please hold.

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Wherever.

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I was holding.

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We used to read pornography.

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Now it was the Horchow collection.

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No, you can't die from insomnia.

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What about narcolepsy?

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I nod of f. I wake up in strange places.

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I have no idea how I got there.

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You need to lighten up.

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Can you please just get me something?

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Red and blue Tuenois,
lipstick-red Seconais.

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No. You need healthy natural sleep.

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Chew some Valerian root
and get more exercise.

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Hey, come on. I'm in pain.

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You wanna see pain?

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Swing by First Methodist Tuesday nights.

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See the guys with testicular cancer.

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That's pain.

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I always wanted 3 kids,

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2 boys and a girl.

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Mindy wanted 2 girls and a boy.

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We never could agree on anything.

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Well, uh, you know, she-

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She had her first child last week, a...

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a girl.

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With-With her, uh,
with her new husband.

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Fuck.

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Hey-Hey, thank God, you know.

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I'm-I'm glad for her.

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Because she deserves it.

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Everyone, let's thank Thomas
for sharing himself with us.

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Thank you, Thomas.

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I look around this room,
and I see a lot of courage,

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and that gives me strength.

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We give each other strength.

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It's time for
the one-on-ones.

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So let's all of us here
follow Thomas' good example

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and really open ourselves up.

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Would you find a partner?

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And this is how I met the big moosey...

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Come on. Let's go over here.

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His eyes already
shrink-wrapped in tears...

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knees together, those
awkward little steps.

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My name is Bob.

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Bob.

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Bob had been a champion body-builder.

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You know that chest-expansion program

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you see on late-night
TV? That was his idea.

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I was a juicer.

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You know, using steroids.

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Diabonal and...

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Wistrol. Oh, they use that

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on racehorses, for Christ sakes.

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And now I'm bankrupt.

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I'm divorced.

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My 2 grown kids...

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won't even return my phone calls.

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Strangers with this kind of honesty

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make me go a big rubbery one.

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Go ahead, Cornelius.

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You can cry.

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And then, something happened.

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I let go.

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That's really good.

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Lost in oblivion...

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dark and silent and complete.

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I found freedom.

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Losing all hope was freedom.

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It's OK.

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Babies don't sleep this well.

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I became addicted.

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Come on.

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If I didn't say anything...

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people always assumed the worst.

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Welcome, Travis.

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Welcome, Travis.

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They cried harder...

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then I cried harder.

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Now we're going to open the green door,

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the heart chakra.

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I wasn't really dying.

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I wasn't host to cancer or parasites.

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I was the warm little center

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that the life of this
world crowded around.

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Imagine your pain

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as a white ball of healing light.

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It moves over your body, healing you.

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Now, keep this going.
Remember to breathe,

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and step forward

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through the back door of the room.

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Where does it lead?

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To your cave.

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Step forward into your cave.

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That's right.

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You're going deeper into your cave,

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and you're going to
find your power animal.

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Slide.

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Every evening, I died...

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and every evening, I was born again.

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Resurrected.

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Bob loved me because he thought

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my testicles were removed, too.

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Being there...

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pressed against his tits,

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ready to cry.

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This was my vacation.

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And she ruined everything.

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This is cancer, right?

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This chick Marla Singer

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did not have testicular cancer.

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She was a liar.

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She had no diseases at all.

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I had seen her at Free and Clear

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my blood parasites group Thursdays.

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Then at Hope, my bimonthly
sickle cell circle.

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And again at Seize the Day,

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my tuberculosis Friday night.

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Marla, the big tourist.

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Her lie reflected my lie,

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and suddenly, I felt nothing.

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I couldn't cry.

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So once again, I couldn't sleep.

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Next group, after guided meditation,

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after we open our heart chakras,

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when it's time to hug,

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I'm gonna grab that little bitch

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Marla Singer and scream...

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Marla, you liar! You big tourist!

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I need this! Now get out!

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I hadn't slept in 4 days.

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Absolutely. We'll just let that dry.

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When you have insomnia,

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you're never really asleep...

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and you're never really awake.

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To begin tonight's communion,

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Chloe would like to say a few words.

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Oh, yeah... Chloe.

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Chloe looked the way

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Meryl Streep's skeleton would look

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if you made it smile
and walk around the party

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being extra nice to everybody.

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Well, I'm still here,

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but I don't know for how long.

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That's as much certainty

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as anyone can give me.

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But I've got some good news.

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I no longer have

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any fear of death.

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But I am in a pretty lonely place.

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No one will have sex with me.

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I'm so close to the end,

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and all I want is to get
laid for the last time.

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I have pornographic
movies in my apartment,

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and lubricants and amyl nitrate.

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Chloe...

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Everyone, let's thank Chloe.

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Now, let's... ready ourselves

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for guided meditation.

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You're standing at the
entrance of your cave.

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You step inside your cave, and you walk.

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If I did have a tumor...

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I'd name it Marla.

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Marla...

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the little scratch on
the roof of your mouth

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that would heal if only
you could stop tonguing it,

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but you can't.

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...deeper into your cave

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as you walk.

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You feel the healing
energy of this place

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all around you.

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Now find your power animal.

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Slide.

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OK. Now let's partner up.

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Pick someone special to you tonight.

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Hey.

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We need to talk.

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Sure.

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I'm onto you.

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What?

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Yeah. You're a faker.

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You're not dying.

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Sorry?

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00:15:21,502 --> 00:15:24,768
In the Tibetan philosophy,
Sylvia Plath sense of the word,

275
00:15:24,839 --> 00:15:26,499
I know we're all
- we're all dying, all right?

276
00:15:26,573 --> 00:15:29,042
But you're not dying the way
Chloe back there is dying.

277
00:15:30,245 --> 00:15:31,234
So?

278
00:15:32,313 --> 00:15:34,110
So you're a tourist.

279
00:15:34,182 --> 00:15:36,116
OK? I've seen you. I saw you-

280
00:15:36,184 --> 00:15:37,480
saw you at melanoma,

281
00:15:37,551 --> 00:15:38,849
saw you at tuberculosis,

282
00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:40,854
I saw you at testicular cancer.

283
00:15:40,922 --> 00:15:42,617
I saw you practicing this.

284
00:15:42,690 --> 00:15:43,987
Practicing what?

285
00:15:44,058 --> 00:15:45,116
Telling me of f.

286
00:15:45,193 --> 00:15:47,855
Is it going as well as you hoped...

287
00:15:47,929 --> 00:15:49,021
" RUPERT"?

288
00:15:49,097 --> 00:15:50,428
I'll expose you.

289
00:15:50,498 --> 00:15:52,489
Go ahead. I'll expose you.

290
00:15:52,567 --> 00:15:53,762
All right, come together.

291
00:15:53,836 --> 00:15:56,065
Let yourselves cry.

292
00:16:03,611 --> 00:16:05,375
Oh, God, why are you doing this?

293
00:16:05,447 --> 00:16:07,971
It's cheaper than a movie,
and there's free coffee.

294
00:16:08,049 --> 00:16:09,038
No, look...

295
00:16:09,117 --> 00:16:11,018
this is important, OK?

296
00:16:11,086 --> 00:16:12,052
These are my groups.

297
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:13,712
I've been coming here for over a year.

298
00:16:13,788 --> 00:16:15,882
Why do you do it?

299
00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:17,016
I don't know.

300
00:16:17,092 --> 00:16:18,524
When people think you're dying,

301
00:16:18,593 --> 00:16:20,186
man, they really, really listen to you

302
00:16:20,262 --> 00:16:21,388
instead of just...

303
00:16:21,463 --> 00:16:24,989
Instead of just waiting
for their turn to speak.

304
00:16:25,066 --> 00:16:27,001
Yeah.

305
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:28,661
Yeah.

306
00:16:28,737 --> 00:16:31,205
Share yourself... completely.

307
00:16:32,441 --> 00:16:33,806
OK, you don't want to get into this.

308
00:16:33,876 --> 00:16:35,433
It becomes an addiction.

309
00:16:35,510 --> 00:16:36,500
Really?

310
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:37,739
I'm not kidding.

311
00:16:37,813 --> 00:16:39,906
I can't cry if there's
another faker present,

312
00:16:39,982 --> 00:16:41,073
and I need this.

313
00:16:41,150 --> 00:16:43,015
So you got to find somewhere else to go.

314
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,417
Candy stripe a cancer ward.

315
00:16:45,487 --> 00:16:47,352
It's not my problem.

316
00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:51,282
Wait, wait, wait.

317
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:52,884
Whoa. Hold on. I'll tell you.

318
00:16:52,962 --> 00:16:54,520
We're gonna split up the week, OK?

319
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,565
You take lymphoma and tuberculosis-

320
00:16:56,632 --> 00:16:57,758
You take tuberculosis.

321
00:16:57,833 --> 00:16:59,391
My smoking doesn't go over at all.

322
00:16:59,468 --> 00:17:00,901
OK. Good. Fine.

323
00:17:00,970 --> 00:17:03,064
Testicular cancer should
be no contest, I think.

324
00:17:03,139 --> 00:17:04,105
Well, technically,

325
00:17:04,173 --> 00:17:05,902
I have more right to be there than you.

326
00:17:05,975 --> 00:17:07,033
You still have your bails.

327
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:08,042
You're kidding.

328
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:09,907
I don't know. Am I?

329
00:17:09,979 --> 00:17:11,537
No. No.

330
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:12,603
What do you want?

331
00:17:12,681 --> 00:17:14,206
I'll take the parasites.

332
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:15,750
You can't have both the parasites,

333
00:17:15,818 --> 00:17:17,149
but why don't you take
the blood parasites-

334
00:17:17,219 --> 00:17:18,448
I want brain parasites.

335
00:17:18,521 --> 00:17:20,148
I'll take the blood parasites,

336
00:17:20,223 --> 00:17:21,951
but I'm gonna take the
organic brain dementia-

337
00:17:22,024 --> 00:17:22,956
I want that.

338
00:17:23,025 --> 00:17:24,323
You can't have the whole brain.

339
00:17:24,394 --> 00:17:26,987
So far you have 4. I only have 2.

340
00:17:27,062 --> 00:17:28,256
OK.

341
00:17:28,330 --> 00:17:31,027
Take both the parasites. They're yours.

342
00:17:31,101 --> 00:17:32,897
Now we both have 3.

343
00:17:36,906 --> 00:17:39,397
Hey, you left half your clothes!

344
00:17:55,592 --> 00:17:57,412
What, are you selling those?

345
00:17:57,546 --> 00:17:59,275
Yes! I'm selling some clothes.

346
00:17:59,347 --> 00:18:00,405
So,

347
00:18:00,482 --> 00:18:01,813
we each have 3. That's 6.

348
00:18:01,883 --> 00:18:04,113
What about the seventh day?
I want ascending bowel cancer.

349
00:18:04,186 --> 00:18:05,619
The girl had done her homework.

350
00:18:05,687 --> 00:18:06,619
Thank you.

351
00:18:06,688 --> 00:18:07,620
No. No, I...

352
00:18:07,689 --> 00:18:09,919
I want bowel cancer.

353
00:18:09,991 --> 00:18:11,721
That's your favorite, too?

354
00:18:11,794 --> 00:18:14,023
Try to slip it by me, eh?

355
00:18:14,095 --> 00:18:15,562
Look, we're gonna split it, OK?

356
00:18:15,630 --> 00:18:17,394
Take the first and third
Sunday of the month.

357
00:18:20,769 --> 00:18:21,737
Deal.

358
00:18:24,306 --> 00:18:26,240
Looks like this is good-bye.

359
00:18:26,308 --> 00:18:28,436
Well, let's not make a
big thing out of it, OK?

360
00:18:28,511 --> 00:18:30,375
How's this for not making a big thing?

361
00:18:34,951 --> 00:18:36,247
Hey, Marla!

362
00:18:37,319 --> 00:18:38,252
Marla!

363
00:18:39,355 --> 00:18:41,914
May-Maybe we should exchange numbers.

364
00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:43,424
Should we?

365
00:18:43,493 --> 00:18:45,461
W-We might want to switch nights.

366
00:18:47,028 --> 00:18:48,017
OK.

367
00:18:53,536 --> 00:18:55,527
This is how I met Marla Singer.

368
00:18:57,607 --> 00:18:58,904
Marla's philosophy of life

369
00:18:58,975 --> 00:19:01,034
was that she might die at any moment.

370
00:19:01,110 --> 00:19:03,805
The tragedy, she said,
was that she didn't.

371
00:19:03,879 --> 00:19:05,040
It doesn't have your name.

372
00:19:05,114 --> 00:19:06,138
Who are you,

373
00:19:06,215 --> 00:19:08,274
Cornelius, Rupert,

374
00:19:08,351 --> 00:19:09,682
Travis,

375
00:19:09,752 --> 00:19:10,946
any of the stupid names

376
00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:12,180
you give each night?

377
00:19:15,391 --> 00:19:18,258
You wake up at SeaTac.

378
00:19:18,327 --> 00:19:19,521
S.F.O...

379
00:19:19,595 --> 00:19:21,620
L.A.X...

380
00:19:21,697 --> 00:19:23,528
You wake up at O'Hare...

381
00:19:23,599 --> 00:19:25,089
Dallas-Fort Worth...

382
00:19:25,168 --> 00:19:27,135
B.W.I...

383
00:19:27,203 --> 00:19:29,433
Pacific, mountain, central...

384
00:19:29,505 --> 00:19:31,064
Lose an hour, gain an hour...

385
00:19:31,141 --> 00:19:32,664
Check-in for that flight doesn't begin

386
00:19:32,742 --> 00:19:34,232
for another 2 hours, sir.

387
00:19:34,310 --> 00:19:38,337
This is your life, and it's
ending one minute at a time.

388
00:19:38,414 --> 00:19:40,814
You wake up at Air
Harbor international...

389
00:19:40,883 --> 00:19:42,818
...the aircraft has
come to a complete stop.

390
00:19:42,886 --> 00:19:44,546
If you wake up at a different time,

391
00:19:44,620 --> 00:19:46,589
in a different place,

392
00:19:46,657 --> 00:19:48,750
could you wake up as a different person?

393
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:51,960
Everywhere I travel,

394
00:19:52,029 --> 00:19:53,462
tiny life...

395
00:19:53,530 --> 00:19:55,360
single-serving sugar...

396
00:19:55,431 --> 00:19:56,557
single-serving cream...

397
00:19:56,632 --> 00:19:58,464
single pat of butter...

398
00:19:58,535 --> 00:20:01,367
a microwave cordon-bleu hobby kit.

399
00:20:01,437 --> 00:20:03,406
Shampoo-conditioner combos.

400
00:20:03,473 --> 00:20:06,704
Sample package mouthwash,
tiny bars of soap.

401
00:20:08,812 --> 00:20:11,337
The people I meet on each flight,

402
00:20:11,415 --> 00:20:14,475
they're single-serving friends.

403
00:20:14,551 --> 00:20:17,349
Between takeoff and landing,
we have our time together,

404
00:20:17,421 --> 00:20:19,685
but that's all we get.

405
00:20:19,756 --> 00:20:21,621
Welcome!

406
00:20:23,260 --> 00:20:24,818
On a long enough timeline,

407
00:20:24,895 --> 00:20:27,420
the survival rate for
everyone drops to zero.

408
00:20:27,497 --> 00:20:29,557
I was a recall coordinator.

409
00:20:29,634 --> 00:20:31,692
My job was to apply the formula.

410
00:20:31,768 --> 00:20:32,700
Here's where the infant

411
00:20:32,769 --> 00:20:34,067
went through the windshield.

412
00:20:34,138 --> 00:20:35,127
3 points.

413
00:20:35,206 --> 00:20:36,536
A new car built by my company

414
00:20:36,607 --> 00:20:38,973
leaves somewhere traveling
at 60 miles per hour.

415
00:20:39,042 --> 00:20:41,533
The rear differential locks up.

416
00:20:41,612 --> 00:20:42,601
The teenager's braces

417
00:20:42,679 --> 00:20:44,203
are wrapped around
the back seat ashtray.

418
00:20:44,281 --> 00:20:46,546
Might make a good antismoking ad.

419
00:20:46,618 --> 00:20:48,050
The car crashes and burns

420
00:20:48,118 --> 00:20:49,710
with everyone trapped inside.

421
00:20:49,786 --> 00:20:52,278
Now, should we initiate a recall?

422
00:20:52,357 --> 00:20:53,550
The father must've been huge.

423
00:20:53,624 --> 00:20:54,784
You see where the fat

424
00:20:54,858 --> 00:20:56,019
has burned to the seat,

425
00:20:56,094 --> 00:20:57,584
the polyester shirt?

426
00:20:57,662 --> 00:20:59,720
- Very modern art.
- Ha ha ha!

427
00:20:59,796 --> 00:21:02,766
Take the number of
vehicles in the field, "A,"

428
00:21:02,834 --> 00:21:05,461
multiply it by the probable
rate of failure, " B,"

429
00:21:05,535 --> 00:21:06,560
then multiply the result

430
00:21:06,638 --> 00:21:08,936
by the average out-of
-court settlement, "C."

431
00:21:09,007 --> 00:21:11,737
"A" times " B" times "C"

432
00:21:11,809 --> 00:21:13,276
equals "X."

433
00:21:13,344 --> 00:21:16,278
If "X" is less than
the cost of a recall,

434
00:21:16,347 --> 00:21:18,542
we don't do one.

435
00:21:18,616 --> 00:21:19,844
Are there a lot

436
00:21:19,917 --> 00:21:21,817
of these kinds of accidents?

437
00:21:21,886 --> 00:21:23,751
You wouldn't believe.

438
00:21:25,556 --> 00:21:27,786
Which car company do you work for?

439
00:21:28,860 --> 00:21:30,521
A major one.

440
00:21:32,498 --> 00:21:34,488
Every time the plane banked too sharply

441
00:21:34,565 --> 00:21:36,396
on takeoff or landing,

442
00:21:36,467 --> 00:21:38,333
I prayed for a crash

443
00:21:38,404 --> 00:21:39,893
or a midair collision.

444
00:21:39,971 --> 00:21:41,939
Anything.

445
00:21:51,282 --> 00:21:52,613
Life insurance pays of f triple

446
00:21:52,684 --> 00:21:54,175
if you die on a business trip.

447
00:21:57,689 --> 00:22:00,056
"If you are seated in
an emergency exit row..."

448
00:22:00,125 --> 00:22:01,319
Yeah...

449
00:22:01,393 --> 00:22:02,984
"And you feel you would be unable

450
00:22:03,061 --> 00:22:04,461
or unwilling to perform the duties

451
00:22:04,530 --> 00:22:06,259
Listed on the safety card,

452
00:22:06,331 --> 00:22:07,922
please ask a flight attendant

453
00:22:07,999 --> 00:22:08,931
to reseat you."

454
00:22:10,636 --> 00:22:12,831
It's a lot of responsibility.

455
00:22:12,905 --> 00:22:15,135
Wanna switch seats?

456
00:22:15,207 --> 00:22:16,765
No. I'm not sure I'm the man

457
00:22:16,842 --> 00:22:18,673
for that particular job.

458
00:22:18,744 --> 00:22:21,645
An exit-door procedure at 30,000 feet.

459
00:22:21,714 --> 00:22:23,272
Mm-hmm.

460
00:22:23,348 --> 00:22:25,282
The illusion of safety.

461
00:22:25,350 --> 00:22:28,080
Yeah. I guess so.

462
00:22:28,153 --> 00:22:30,644
You know why they put
oxygen masks on planes?

463
00:22:30,723 --> 00:22:32,452
So you can breathe.

464
00:22:32,524 --> 00:22:35,391
Oxygen gets you high.

465
00:22:35,461 --> 00:22:36,894
In a catastrophic emergency,

466
00:22:36,962 --> 00:22:39,954
you're taking giant panicked breaths.

467
00:22:40,032 --> 00:22:42,592
Suddenly you become euphoric, docile.

468
00:22:42,668 --> 00:22:44,898
You accept your fate.

469
00:22:44,970 --> 00:22:47,564
It's all right here.

470
00:22:47,639 --> 00:22:49,368
Emergency water landing-

471
00:22:49,441 --> 00:22:50,908
600 miles an hour.

472
00:22:50,976 --> 00:22:52,001
Blank faces,

473
00:22:52,078 --> 00:22:53,738
calm as Hindu cows.

474
00:22:53,812 --> 00:22:55,837
That's, um...

475
00:22:55,914 --> 00:22:58,940
That's an interesting theory.

476
00:23:01,553 --> 00:23:02,885
What do you do?

477
00:23:02,956 --> 00:23:04,389
What do you mean?

478
00:23:04,457 --> 00:23:05,718
What do you do for a living?

479
00:23:05,791 --> 00:23:08,920
Why? So you can pretend
like you're interested?

480
00:23:11,697 --> 00:23:12,790
OK.

481
00:23:12,866 --> 00:23:14,697
You have a kind of sick desperation

482
00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:15,996
in your laugh.

483
00:23:18,738 --> 00:23:21,332
We have the exact same briefcase.

484
00:23:22,608 --> 00:23:24,236
Soap.

485
00:23:24,310 --> 00:23:25,242
Sorry?

486
00:23:25,311 --> 00:23:28,040
I make and I sell soap-

487
00:23:28,113 --> 00:23:30,947
the yard stick of civilization.

488
00:23:31,017 --> 00:23:32,746
And this is how I met...

489
00:23:32,819 --> 00:23:34,514
"Tyler Durden."

490
00:23:34,587 --> 00:23:36,418
Did you know, if you mixed equal parts

491
00:23:36,489 --> 00:23:38,389
of gasoline and frozen
or angejuice concentrate,

492
00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:40,255
you can make napalm?

493
00:23:40,326 --> 00:23:42,157
No, I did not know that. Is that true?

494
00:23:42,228 --> 00:23:43,286
That's right.

495
00:23:43,363 --> 00:23:44,955
One can make all kinds of explosives

496
00:23:45,031 --> 00:23:46,828
using simple household items.

497
00:23:46,900 --> 00:23:47,992
Really?

498
00:23:48,067 --> 00:23:49,694
If one were so inclined.

499
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:57,136
Tyler, you are, by far,
the most interesting

500
00:23:57,210 --> 00:23:59,735
"single-serving" friend I've ever met.

501
00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:01,611
See, obviously,

502
00:24:01,682 --> 00:24:03,546
everything on a plane
is single-serving, even-

503
00:24:03,616 --> 00:24:05,812
Oh, I get it. It's very clever.

504
00:24:05,886 --> 00:24:07,444
Thank you.

505
00:24:07,521 --> 00:24:10,284
How's that working out for you?

506
00:24:10,356 --> 00:24:11,289
What?

507
00:24:11,358 --> 00:24:12,484
Being clever.

508
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,959
Great.

509
00:24:15,028 --> 00:24:16,963
Keep it up, then.

510
00:24:17,031 --> 00:24:17,963
Right up.

511
00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:21,300
Now a question of etiquette.

512
00:24:21,367 --> 00:24:22,460
As I pass,

513
00:24:22,536 --> 00:24:23,969
do I give you the ass or the crotch?

514
00:24:31,277 --> 00:24:34,304
How I came to live with Tyler is...

515
00:24:34,381 --> 00:24:37,372
airlines have this policy
about vibrating luggage.

516
00:24:45,125 --> 00:24:46,558
Was-Was it ticking?

517
00:24:46,627 --> 00:24:48,993
Actually, throwers don't
worry about ticking,

518
00:24:49,063 --> 00:24:50,530
'cause modern bombs don't tick.

519
00:24:50,598 --> 00:24:51,929
Sorry. "Throwers"?

520
00:24:51,999 --> 00:24:53,159
Baggage handlers.

521
00:24:53,234 --> 00:24:56,431
But when a suitcase vibrates,

522
00:24:56,503 --> 00:24:58,938
then the thrower's
gotta call the police.

523
00:24:59,007 --> 00:25:01,634
My suitcase... was vibrating?

524
00:25:01,709 --> 00:25:03,734
9 times out of 10,
it's an electric razor,

525
00:25:03,811 --> 00:25:06,871
but every once in a while...

526
00:25:09,351 --> 00:25:10,942
it's a dildo.

527
00:25:12,620 --> 00:25:14,110
of course, it's company policy

528
00:25:14,188 --> 00:25:15,713
never to imply ownership

529
00:25:15,790 --> 00:25:17,120
in the event of a dildo.

530
00:25:17,191 --> 00:25:18,385
We have to use the indefinite article

531
00:25:18,459 --> 00:25:19,448
a dildo.

532
00:25:19,526 --> 00:25:22,859
Never your dildo.

533
00:25:22,930 --> 00:25:23,954
I don't own a-

534
00:25:27,702 --> 00:25:29,532
I had everything in that suitcase-

535
00:25:29,603 --> 00:25:30,811
my CK shirts,

536
00:25:30,945 --> 00:25:32,572
my DKNY shoes,

537
00:25:32,646 --> 00:25:33,942
my AX ties.

538
00:25:35,816 --> 00:25:36,908
Never mind.

539
00:25:38,519 --> 00:25:42,285
Hey! That's my car!

540
00:25:48,829 --> 00:25:51,296
Home was a condo on the 15th floor

541
00:25:51,364 --> 00:25:54,027
of a filing cabinet for
widows and young professionals.

542
00:25:54,101 --> 00:25:56,763
The walls were solid concrete.

543
00:25:56,837 --> 00:25:58,634
A foot of concrete's important

544
00:25:58,706 --> 00:26:00,367
when your next-door neighbor
lets her hearing aid go

545
00:26:00,441 --> 00:26:02,875
and has to watch game
shows at full volume...

546
00:26:02,943 --> 00:26:04,740
Or when a volcanic blast

547
00:26:04,812 --> 00:26:07,543
and debris that used to be your
furniture and personal effects

548
00:26:07,616 --> 00:26:09,412
blows out of your
floor-to-ceiling windows

549
00:26:09,483 --> 00:26:11,246
and sails flaming into the night.

550
00:26:17,524 --> 00:26:19,856
I suppose these things happen.

551
00:26:32,573 --> 00:26:34,906
There's nothing up there.

552
00:26:34,976 --> 00:26:37,273
You can't go into the unit.

553
00:26:37,344 --> 00:26:38,641
Police orders.

554
00:26:46,922 --> 00:26:49,321
do you have somebody you can call?

555
00:26:50,558 --> 00:26:51,923
How embarrassing.

556
00:26:51,993 --> 00:26:54,825
A house full of condiments and no food.

557
00:27:04,339 --> 00:27:06,273
The police would later tell me

558
00:27:06,341 --> 00:27:08,070
that the pilot light
might have gone out,

559
00:27:08,143 --> 00:27:12,079
Letting out just a little bit of gas.

560
00:27:12,147 --> 00:27:14,411
That gas could have
slowly filled the condo-

561
00:27:14,482 --> 00:27:17,008
1,700 square feet of high ceilings

562
00:27:17,086 --> 00:27:18,848
for days and days.

563
00:27:26,127 --> 00:27:28,721
Then the refrigerator's
compressor could've clicked on.

564
00:27:30,031 --> 00:27:33,092
Yeah?

565
00:27:36,271 --> 00:27:37,864
I can hear you breathing, you-

566
00:27:47,015 --> 00:27:49,246
If you asked me now,

567
00:27:49,318 --> 00:27:51,149
I couldn't tell you why I called him.

568
00:28:33,629 --> 00:28:35,290
Hello?

569
00:28:35,364 --> 00:28:36,332
Who's this?

570
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:39,599
Tyler?

571
00:28:39,668 --> 00:28:41,227
Who is this?

572
00:28:41,304 --> 00:28:44,033
Um, ahem, we met on the airplane.

573
00:28:44,106 --> 00:28:46,040
We had the same suitcase.

574
00:28:47,711 --> 00:28:49,337
Uh, the clever guy.

575
00:28:49,412 --> 00:28:53,509
Oh, yeah. Right. OK?

576
00:28:53,583 --> 00:28:55,379
I called a second ago.

577
00:28:55,451 --> 00:28:57,443
There was no answer. I'm at a pay phone.

578
00:28:57,521 --> 00:28:59,079
Yeah. I star-69ed you.

579
00:28:59,156 --> 00:29:00,850
I never pick up my phone.

580
00:29:02,459 --> 00:29:04,256
So, what's up, man?

581
00:29:04,327 --> 00:29:07,524
Uh, well...

582
00:29:07,597 --> 00:29:10,031
you're not gonna believe this.

583
00:29:12,435 --> 00:29:13,960
You know, man, it could be worse.

584
00:29:14,037 --> 00:29:15,368
A woman could cut off your penis

585
00:29:15,439 --> 00:29:16,531
while you're sleeping

586
00:29:16,606 --> 00:29:17,867
and toss it out the window

587
00:29:17,941 --> 00:29:19,067
of a moving car.

588
00:29:19,142 --> 00:29:20,666
There's always that.

589
00:29:20,744 --> 00:29:22,405
I don't know, it’s just...

590
00:29:22,479 --> 00:29:23,912
when you buy furniture,

591
00:29:23,980 --> 00:29:25,379
you tell yourself, that's it.

592
00:29:25,449 --> 00:29:27,212
That's the last sofa I'm gonna need.

593
00:29:27,284 --> 00:29:28,547
Whatever else happens,

594
00:29:28,619 --> 00:29:30,677
I've got that sofa problem handled.

595
00:29:30,754 --> 00:29:32,187
I had it all.

596
00:29:32,255 --> 00:29:34,053
I had a stereo that was very decent,

597
00:29:34,125 --> 00:29:36,718
a wardrobe that was
getting very respectable.

598
00:29:36,793 --> 00:29:40,093
I was close to being complete.

599
00:29:40,164 --> 00:29:41,562
Shit, man. Now it's all gone.

600
00:29:41,631 --> 00:29:42,723
All gone.

601
00:29:42,799 --> 00:29:45,496
Hmm. All gone.

602
00:29:47,370 --> 00:29:48,860
do you know what a duvet is?

603
00:29:48,939 --> 00:29:50,066
Comforter.

604
00:29:50,141 --> 00:29:51,836
It's a blanket.

605
00:29:51,909 --> 00:29:52,966
Just a blanket.

606
00:29:53,043 --> 00:29:54,874
Why do guys like you and I

607
00:29:54,945 --> 00:29:55,913
know what a duvet is?

608
00:29:55,980 --> 00:29:58,447
Is this essential to our survival

609
00:29:58,515 --> 00:30:00,073
in the hunter-gatherer
sense of the word?

610
00:30:00,150 --> 00:30:01,448
No.

611
00:30:01,519 --> 00:30:03,952
What are we, then?

612
00:30:04,020 --> 00:30:06,888
We're, uh, you know, consumers...

613
00:30:06,958 --> 00:30:08,721
Right. We're consumers.

614
00:30:08,793 --> 00:30:12,194
We are by-products of
a lifestyle obsession.

615
00:30:12,263 --> 00:30:14,561
Murder, crime, poverty-

616
00:30:14,632 --> 00:30:16,361
these things don't concern me.

617
00:30:16,434 --> 00:30:19,665
What concerns me are
celebrity magazines,

618
00:30:19,737 --> 00:30:21,864
television with 500 channels,

619
00:30:21,939 --> 00:30:23,873
some guy's name on my underwear.

620
00:30:23,941 --> 00:30:26,602
Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.

621
00:30:26,676 --> 00:30:27,609
Martha Stewart.

622
00:30:27,678 --> 00:30:28,804
Fuck Martha Stewart.

623
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:31,644
Martha's polishing the
brass on the Titanic.

624
00:30:31,716 --> 00:30:33,115
It's all going down, man.

625
00:30:33,184 --> 00:30:35,618
So fuck off with your sofa units

626
00:30:35,686 --> 00:30:37,984
and Strinne green stripe patterns.

627
00:30:38,055 --> 00:30:40,489
I say, never be complete.

628
00:30:40,558 --> 00:30:42,150
I say, stop being perfect.

629
00:30:42,226 --> 00:30:44,751
I say, let's... let's evolve.

630
00:30:44,829 --> 00:30:46,694
Let the chips fall where they may.

631
00:30:49,234 --> 00:30:51,428
But that's me, and I could be wrong.

632
00:30:51,502 --> 00:30:53,562
Maybe it's a terrible tragedy.

633
00:30:53,639 --> 00:30:55,072
No. It’s just stuff.

634
00:30:55,140 --> 00:30:56,128
It's not a tragedy, but...

635
00:30:56,207 --> 00:30:57,299
Well, you did lose

636
00:30:57,375 --> 00:30:59,970
a lot of versatile
solutions for modern living.

637
00:31:00,045 --> 00:31:01,033
Fuck. You're right.

638
00:31:01,112 --> 00:31:02,477
No. I don't smoke.

639
00:31:06,018 --> 00:31:09,715
My insurance is probably
gonna cover it, so...

640
00:31:12,224 --> 00:31:14,350
What?

641
00:31:14,426 --> 00:31:18,555
The things you own end up owning you.

642
00:31:20,899 --> 00:31:22,161
But do what you like, man.

643
00:31:24,702 --> 00:31:25,761
Oh, it's late.

644
00:31:25,837 --> 00:31:27,634
Hey, thanks for the beer.

645
00:31:27,706 --> 00:31:28,968
Yeah, man.

646
00:31:29,041 --> 00:31:31,908
I should find a hotel.

647
00:31:31,977 --> 00:31:32,909
Oh.

648
00:31:32,978 --> 00:31:33,944
What?

649
00:31:33,979 --> 00:31:34,911
What?

650
00:31:34,980 --> 00:31:35,912
A hotel.

651
00:31:35,981 --> 00:31:36,913
Yeah.

652
00:31:36,982 --> 00:31:38,609
Just ask, man.

653
00:31:38,684 --> 00:31:41,017
What are you talking about?

654
00:31:41,086 --> 00:31:42,110
Oh, God.

655
00:31:42,187 --> 00:31:43,620
3 pitchers of beer,

656
00:31:43,689 --> 00:31:45,281
and you still can't ask.

657
00:31:46,858 --> 00:31:47,984
What?

658
00:31:48,060 --> 00:31:49,823
You called me 'cause you
needed a place to stay.

659
00:31:49,895 --> 00:31:51,693
Oh, hey, no, no, no.

660
00:31:51,764 --> 00:31:53,731
Yes, you did. So just ask.

661
00:31:53,799 --> 00:31:56,097
Cut the foreplay and just ask, man.

662
00:31:57,870 --> 00:32:00,133
Would that be a problem?

663
00:32:00,205 --> 00:32:02,299
Is it a problem for you to ask?

664
00:32:03,810 --> 00:32:05,208
Can I stay at your place?

665
00:32:05,277 --> 00:32:06,209
Yeah.

666
00:32:07,279 --> 00:32:08,679
Thanks.

667
00:32:12,652 --> 00:32:14,882
I want you to do me a favor.

668
00:32:14,954 --> 00:32:16,079
Yeah, sure.

669
00:32:16,154 --> 00:32:18,988
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

670
00:32:19,058 --> 00:32:21,026
What?

671
00:32:21,094 --> 00:32:24,894
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

672
00:32:24,964 --> 00:32:26,431
Let me tell you a little bit

673
00:32:26,499 --> 00:32:27,931
about Tyler Durden.

674
00:32:28,033 --> 00:32:30,502
Tyler was a night person.

675
00:32:30,570 --> 00:32:31,764
While the rest of us were sleeping,

676
00:32:31,838 --> 00:32:32,861
he worked.

677
00:32:32,938 --> 00:32:36,067
He had one part-time
job as a projectionist.

678
00:32:36,142 --> 00:32:37,939
See, a movie doesn't
come all on one big reel.

679
00:32:38,011 --> 00:32:39,171
It comes on a few.

680
00:32:39,245 --> 00:32:41,736
So someone has to be there
to switch the projectors

681
00:32:41,814 --> 00:32:44,044
at the exact moment that one reel ends

682
00:32:44,117 --> 00:32:45,379
and the next one begins.

683
00:32:45,451 --> 00:32:47,442
If you look for it, you
can see these little dots

684
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:49,545
come into the upper right-hand
corner of the screen.

685
00:32:50,623 --> 00:32:51,681
In the industry,

686
00:32:51,758 --> 00:32:53,055
we call them "cigarette burns."

687
00:32:53,126 --> 00:32:55,186
That's the cue for a changeover.

688
00:32:55,262 --> 00:32:56,694
He flips the projectors,

689
00:32:56,763 --> 00:32:58,628
the movie keeps right on going,

690
00:32:58,698 --> 00:33:00,165
and nobody in the audience has any idea.

691
00:33:00,234 --> 00:33:02,724
Why would anyone want this shit-job?

692
00:33:02,802 --> 00:33:05,701
Because it affords him other
interesting opportunities.

693
00:33:05,835 --> 00:33:07,802
Like splicing single
frames of pornography

694
00:33:07,869 --> 00:33:09,268
into family films.

695
00:33:09,337 --> 00:33:11,431
So when the snoot y cat
and the courageous dog

696
00:33:11,507 --> 00:33:12,939
with the celebrity voices

697
00:33:13,007 --> 00:33:14,998
meet for the first time in reel 3,

698
00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:16,305
that's when you'll catch a flash

699
00:33:16,378 --> 00:33:18,675
of Tyler's contribution to the film.

700
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:27,045
Nobody knows that they saw it,

701
00:33:27,123 --> 00:33:28,181
but they did.

702
00:33:28,257 --> 00:33:30,724
A nice big cock.

703
00:33:35,598 --> 00:33:38,328
Even a hummingbird couldn't
catch Tyler at work.

704
00:33:43,105 --> 00:33:46,268
Tyler also works sometimes
as a banquet waiter

705
00:33:46,342 --> 00:33:48,674
at the luxurious Pressman Hotel.

706
00:33:53,349 --> 00:33:55,146
He was the guerilla terrorist

707
00:33:55,217 --> 00:33:57,549
of the food service industry.

708
00:33:57,620 --> 00:33:58,679
Do not watch.

709
00:33:58,755 --> 00:34:00,244
I cannot go when you watch.

710
00:34:00,322 --> 00:34:01,880
Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque,

711
00:34:01,957 --> 00:34:03,390
he farted on meringues,

712
00:34:03,459 --> 00:34:04,892
sneezed on braised endive.

713
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,518
And as for the cream of mushroom soup,

714
00:34:06,595 --> 00:34:07,687
well...

715
00:34:07,763 --> 00:34:09,197
Go ahead, tell them.

716
00:34:09,266 --> 00:34:11,165
You get the idea.

717
00:34:11,267 --> 00:34:12,928
What do you want me to do?
You just want me to hit you?

718
00:34:13,002 --> 00:34:14,595
Come on. Do me this one favor.

719
00:34:14,671 --> 00:34:15,660
Why?

720
00:34:15,739 --> 00:34:17,035
Why? I don't know why. I don't know.

721
00:34:17,106 --> 00:34:18,073
I've never been in a fight. Have you?

722
00:34:18,140 --> 00:34:19,573
No, but that's a good thing.

723
00:34:19,643 --> 00:34:20,701
No, it is not.

724
00:34:20,777 --> 00:34:21,709
How much can you know about yourself

725
00:34:21,777 --> 00:34:23,210
if you’ve never been in a fight?

726
00:34:23,279 --> 00:34:24,576
I don't wanna die without any scars.

727
00:34:24,647 --> 00:34:26,513
So, come on, hit me
before I lose my nerve.

728
00:34:26,583 --> 00:34:29,278
God, this is crazy.

729
00:34:29,351 --> 00:34:30,944
So go crazy. Let 'er rip.

730
00:34:31,021 --> 00:34:32,852
Hey, I don't know about this.

731
00:34:32,923 --> 00:34:35,152
I don't, either, but who gives a shit?

732
00:34:35,224 --> 00:34:36,920
No one's watching. What do you care?

733
00:34:36,993 --> 00:34:39,222
Wait. This is crazy.
You want me to hit you?

734
00:34:39,295 --> 00:34:41,230
That's right.

735
00:34:41,298 --> 00:34:43,732
What, like, in the face?

736
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:45,164
Surprise me.

737
00:34:47,103 --> 00:34:49,435
This is so fucking stupid.

738
00:34:58,481 --> 00:34:59,812
Ohh!

739
00:34:59,883 --> 00:35:02,716
Motherfucker!

740
00:35:02,786 --> 00:35:04,720
You hit me in the ear.

741
00:35:04,788 --> 00:35:06,016
Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.

742
00:35:06,089 --> 00:35:07,954
Ow! Christ!

743
00:35:08,024 --> 00:35:09,719
Why the ear, man?

744
00:35:09,793 --> 00:35:10,851
Aw, I fucked it up.

745
00:35:10,927 --> 00:35:11,951
No. That was perfect.

746
00:35:12,028 --> 00:35:13,723
Ohh! Uhh!

747
00:35:24,442 --> 00:35:25,999
Nah, it's all right.

748
00:35:28,111 --> 00:35:29,636
That really hurts.

749
00:35:29,714 --> 00:35:32,546
Right.

750
00:35:32,616 --> 00:35:33,879
Hit me again.

751
00:35:35,119 --> 00:35:36,051
No. You hit me.

752
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:37,143
Come on.

753
00:35:53,770 --> 00:35:56,171
We should do this again sometime.

754
00:36:09,353 --> 00:36:10,411
Where's your car?

755
00:36:10,488 --> 00:36:11,512
What car?

756
00:36:22,167 --> 00:36:24,430
I don't know how Tyler found that house,

757
00:36:24,502 --> 00:36:26,630
but he said he'd been there for a year.

758
00:36:26,705 --> 00:36:29,764
It looked like it was
waiting to be torn down.

759
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:32,071
Most of the windows were boarded up.

760
00:36:32,144 --> 00:36:34,407
There was no lock on the front door

761
00:36:34,478 --> 00:36:37,778
from when the police
or whoever kicked it in.

762
00:36:37,849 --> 00:36:39,543
The stairs were ready to collapse.

763
00:36:39,617 --> 00:36:42,587
I didn't know if he owned
it or if he was squatting.

764
00:36:42,654 --> 00:36:44,519
Neither would have surprised me.

765
00:36:45,756 --> 00:36:47,189
Yeah. That's you.

766
00:36:47,258 --> 00:36:48,385
That's me.

767
00:36:48,460 --> 00:36:50,257
That's the toilet.

768
00:36:50,329 --> 00:36:51,260
Good?

769
00:36:51,329 --> 00:36:52,261
Yeah. Thanks.

770
00:36:53,532 --> 00:36:55,227
What a shit-hole.

771
00:36:57,034 --> 00:36:58,730
Nothing worked.

772
00:37:00,305 --> 00:37:01,602
Turning on one light

773
00:37:01,673 --> 00:37:04,608
meant another light
in the house went out.

774
00:37:04,676 --> 00:37:06,109
There were no neighbors,

775
00:37:06,178 --> 00:37:08,202
just some warehouses and a paper mill-

776
00:37:08,279 --> 00:37:10,077
that fart smell of steam,

777
00:37:10,148 --> 00:37:12,480
the hamster cage smell of wood chips.

778
00:37:12,551 --> 00:37:14,576
After work tomorrow, we'll be-

779
00:37:14,653 --> 00:37:16,621
Hey. What have we here?

780
00:37:31,636 --> 00:37:32,568
Hey, guys.

781
00:37:32,637 --> 00:37:33,729
Hey.

782
00:37:33,805 --> 00:37:34,965
It's cool.

783
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:36,030
Ohh!

784
00:37:44,816 --> 00:37:48,445
Every time it rained,
we had to kill the power.

785
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:50,044
By the end of the first month,

786
00:37:50,122 --> 00:37:51,818
I didn't miss TV.

787
00:37:51,891 --> 00:37:56,190
I didn't even mind the
warm, stale refrigerator.

788
00:38:08,875 --> 00:38:10,672
Can I be next?

789
00:38:15,014 --> 00:38:16,072
All right, man.

790
00:38:16,149 --> 00:38:18,344
Lose the tie.

791
00:38:21,888 --> 00:38:23,185
Ooh!

792
00:38:23,256 --> 00:38:24,848
At night, Tyler and I were alone

793
00:38:24,924 --> 00:38:27,188
for a half a mile in every direction.

794
00:38:33,166 --> 00:38:35,600
Rain trickled down through the plaster

795
00:38:35,668 --> 00:38:37,101
and the light fixtures.

796
00:38:37,170 --> 00:38:39,002
Everything wooden swelled and shrank.

797
00:38:39,073 --> 00:38:43,008
Everywhere were rusted
nails to snag your elbow on.

798
00:38:43,076 --> 00:38:46,375
The previous occupant had
been a bit of a shut-in.

799
00:38:46,446 --> 00:38:48,175
Hey, man, what are you reading?

800
00:38:48,247 --> 00:38:49,305
Listen to this.

801
00:38:49,382 --> 00:38:51,283
It's an article written by an organ

802
00:38:51,351 --> 00:38:52,783
in the first person.

803
00:38:52,852 --> 00:38:55,413
"I am Jack's medulla oblongata.

804
00:38:55,489 --> 00:38:57,116
Without me, Jack could not regulate

805
00:38:57,190 --> 00:38:59,351
his heart rate, blood
pressure, or breathing."

806
00:38:59,425 --> 00:39:01,826
There's a whole series of these.

807
00:39:01,895 --> 00:39:03,259
"I am Jill's nipples. "

808
00:39:04,697 --> 00:39:06,791
"I am Jack's colon. "

809
00:39:06,867 --> 00:39:09,266
Yeah. "I get cancer. I kill Jack."

810
00:39:10,804 --> 00:39:12,533
Whoa-Ohh!

811
00:39:12,606 --> 00:39:13,868
After fighting,

812
00:39:13,941 --> 00:39:16,171
everything else in your life
got the volume turned down.

813
00:39:19,746 --> 00:39:20,677
What?

814
00:39:20,746 --> 00:39:22,180
You could deal with anything.

815
00:39:22,249 --> 00:39:23,682
Have you finished those reports?

816
00:39:28,388 --> 00:39:29,685
if you could fight anyone,

817
00:39:29,756 --> 00:39:30,984
who would you fight?

818
00:39:31,058 --> 00:39:33,492
I'd fight my boss, probably.

819
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:34,925
Really?

820
00:39:34,995 --> 00:39:37,555
Yeah. Why, who would you fight?

821
00:39:37,631 --> 00:39:38,791
I'd fight my dad.

822
00:39:38,866 --> 00:39:40,663
I don't know my dad.

823
00:39:40,734 --> 00:39:42,532
I mean, I know him,

824
00:39:42,604 --> 00:39:45,436
but he left when I
was, like, 6 years old,

825
00:39:45,506 --> 00:39:47,941
married this other woman
and had some other kids.

826
00:39:48,009 --> 00:39:49,669
He, like, did this every 6 years.

827
00:39:49,743 --> 00:39:52,610
He goes to a new city
and starts a new family.

828
00:39:52,679 --> 00:39:54,806
Fucker should open up franchises.

829
00:39:56,283 --> 00:39:57,875
My dad never went to college,

830
00:39:57,951 --> 00:40:00,385
so it was real important that I go.

831
00:40:00,454 --> 00:40:01,512
That sounds familiar.

832
00:40:01,588 --> 00:40:03,716
So I graduate, I call
him up long distance.

833
00:40:03,791 --> 00:40:07,226
I say, " Dad, now what?"
He says, "Get a job."

834
00:40:07,294 --> 00:40:08,226
Same here.

835
00:40:08,295 --> 00:40:09,320
Now I'm 25.

836
00:40:09,397 --> 00:40:10,728
I make my yearly call again.

837
00:40:10,798 --> 00:40:13,027
I say, " Dad, now what?"

838
00:40:13,100 --> 00:40:15,501
He says, "I don't know. Get married."

839
00:40:15,570 --> 00:40:17,503
Eh, I mean...

840
00:40:17,571 --> 00:40:18,799
I can't get married.

841
00:40:19,974 --> 00:40:21,635
I'm a
30-year-old boy.

842
00:40:21,709 --> 00:40:23,232
We're a generation of men

843
00:40:23,310 --> 00:40:24,470
raised by women.

844
00:40:24,545 --> 00:40:26,912
I'm wondering if another woman

845
00:40:26,981 --> 00:40:28,778
is really the answer we need.

846
00:40:34,255 --> 00:40:37,452
Most of the week, we
were Ozzie and Harriet.

847
00:40:38,993 --> 00:40:40,194
But every Saturday night,

848
00:40:41,128 --> 00:40:43,562
we were finding something out.

849
00:40:43,631 --> 00:40:45,792
We were finding out more and more

850
00:40:45,866 --> 00:40:46,958
that we were not alone.

851
00:40:49,570 --> 00:40:50,832
Who turned the lights off?

852
00:40:50,905 --> 00:40:52,167
It used to be

853
00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:53,901
that when I came home
angry or depressed,

854
00:40:53,975 --> 00:40:55,636
I’d just clean my condo,

855
00:40:55,710 --> 00:40:57,678
polish my Scandinavian furniture.

856
00:40:57,745 --> 00:41:00,145
I should've been
looking for a new condo.

857
00:41:00,214 --> 00:41:02,945
I should've been haggling
with my insurance company.

858
00:41:03,018 --> 00:41:06,817
I should've been upset about my
nice, neat flaming little shit.

859
00:41:06,887 --> 00:41:08,378
But I wasn't.

860
00:41:08,457 --> 00:41:09,855
The basic premise

861
00:41:09,924 --> 00:41:11,721
of cyber-netting any of fice

862
00:41:11,792 --> 00:41:12,885
is make things more efficient.

863
00:41:12,961 --> 00:41:14,223
Monday mornings, all I could do

864
00:41:14,296 --> 00:41:15,353
was think about next week.

865
00:41:15,429 --> 00:41:18,593
Can I get the icon in cornflower blue?

866
00:41:18,667 --> 00:41:19,827
Absolutely.

867
00:41:19,901 --> 00:41:23,200
Efficiency is priority
number one, people,

868
00:41:23,272 --> 00:41:26,070
because waste is a thief.

869
00:41:26,141 --> 00:41:27,801
I showed this already to my man, here.

870
00:41:27,875 --> 00:41:29,207
You liked it, didn't you?

871
00:41:33,180 --> 00:41:34,910
You can swallow a pint of blood

872
00:41:34,983 --> 00:41:36,416
before you get sick.

873
00:41:37,786 --> 00:41:40,277
It was right in everyone's face.

874
00:41:40,355 --> 00:41:42,482
Tyler and I just made it visible.

875
00:41:42,557 --> 00:41:44,787
It was on the tip of everyone's tongue.

876
00:41:44,860 --> 00:41:46,760
Tyler and I just gave it a name.

877
00:41:58,373 --> 00:42:01,206
Come on, people, you gotta go home.

878
00:42:21,798 --> 00:42:24,732
Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back.

879
00:42:47,089 --> 00:42:49,024
Every week, Tyler gave the rules

880
00:42:49,092 --> 00:42:50,389
that he and I decided.

881
00:42:50,460 --> 00:42:53,987
Gentlemen, welcome to Fight Club.

882
00:42:56,933 --> 00:42:58,798
The first rule of Fight Club is...

883
00:42:58,868 --> 00:43:01,336
you do not talk about Fight Club.

884
00:43:01,404 --> 00:43:04,202
The second rule of Fight Club is...

885
00:43:04,273 --> 00:43:07,868
you do not talk about Fight Club.

886
00:43:07,944 --> 00:43:09,378
Third rule of Fight Club-

887
00:43:09,446 --> 00:43:13,142
Someone yells "Stop!"
goes limp, taps out,

888
00:43:13,216 --> 00:43:14,741
the fight is over.

889
00:43:14,818 --> 00:43:15,977
Fourth rule-

890
00:43:16,052 --> 00:43:18,384
Only 2 guys to a fight.

891
00:43:18,454 --> 00:43:19,444
Fifth rule-

892
00:43:19,523 --> 00:43:21,990
One fight at a time, fellas.

893
00:43:23,126 --> 00:43:25,687
Sixth rule
- No shirts, no shoes.

894
00:43:25,763 --> 00:43:26,854
Seventh rule-

895
00:43:26,929 --> 00:43:29,625
Fights will go on as
long as they have to.

896
00:43:31,635 --> 00:43:34,068
And the eighth and final rule-

897
00:43:34,137 --> 00:43:38,597
If this is your first
night at Fight Club...

898
00:43:38,674 --> 00:43:40,232
you have to fight.

899
00:43:44,814 --> 00:43:46,749
This kid from work, Rick y,

900
00:43:46,817 --> 00:43:48,648
couldn't remember
whether you ordered pens

901
00:43:48,719 --> 00:43:49,878
with blue ink or black...

902
00:43:51,422 --> 00:43:52,480
Come on, man!

903
00:43:52,556 --> 00:43:54,251
But Ricky was a god for 10 minutes

904
00:43:54,324 --> 00:43:56,918
when the trounced the maitre
d' of a local food court.

905
00:43:59,129 --> 00:44:00,926
Sometimes, all you could hear

906
00:44:00,998 --> 00:44:03,228
were the flat, hard packing sounds

907
00:44:03,300 --> 00:44:04,392
over the yelling...

908
00:44:07,838 --> 00:44:10,807
or the wet choke when
someone caught their breath

909
00:44:10,874 --> 00:44:11,806
and sprayed...

910
00:44:11,875 --> 00:44:13,035
Stop!

911
00:44:13,110 --> 00:44:16,045
You weren't alive anywhere
like you were there.

912
00:44:16,113 --> 00:44:17,478
But Fight Club only exists

913
00:44:17,548 --> 00:44:19,778
in the hours between
when Fight Club starts

914
00:44:19,850 --> 00:44:21,681
and when Fight Club ends.

915
00:44:21,752 --> 00:44:24,846
Even if I could tell someone
they had a good fight,

916
00:44:24,922 --> 00:44:26,822
I wouldn't be talking to the same man.

917
00:44:26,890 --> 00:44:28,449
Who you were in Fight Club

918
00:44:28,526 --> 00:44:30,618
is not who you were in
the rest of the world.

919
00:44:30,694 --> 00:44:33,562
The guy who came to Fight
Club for the first time,

920
00:44:33,631 --> 00:44:35,622
his ass was a wad of cookie dough.

921
00:44:35,699 --> 00:44:36,996
After a few weeks,

922
00:44:37,067 --> 00:44:38,625
he was carved out of wood.

923
00:44:38,702 --> 00:44:40,728
If you could fight any celebrity,

924
00:44:40,805 --> 00:44:42,237
who would you fight?

925
00:44:42,306 --> 00:44:43,364
Alive or dead?

926
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:45,909
It doesn't matter. Who'd be tough?

927
00:44:45,977 --> 00:44:47,807
Hemingway.

928
00:44:47,878 --> 00:44:50,404
You?

929
00:44:50,482 --> 00:44:51,574
Shatner.

930
00:44:51,649 --> 00:44:53,843
I'd fight William Shatner.

931
00:44:55,353 --> 00:44:57,913
We all started seeing
things differently.

932
00:44:57,989 --> 00:44:59,751
Everywhere we went,

933
00:44:59,823 --> 00:45:01,985
we were sizing things up.

934
00:45:06,297 --> 00:45:08,788
I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms,

935
00:45:08,867 --> 00:45:11,301
trying to look like how Calvin Klein

936
00:45:11,369 --> 00:45:13,234
or Tommy Hilfiger said they should.

937
00:45:13,304 --> 00:45:14,794
Is that what a man looks like?

938
00:45:15,940 --> 00:45:18,875
Ahh. Self-improvement is masturbation.

939
00:45:18,943 --> 00:45:21,344
And self-destruction.

940
00:45:21,413 --> 00:45:22,936
Excuse me.

941
00:45:34,092 --> 00:45:35,525
Kick his ass!

942
00:45:35,593 --> 00:45:37,061
Hit him again, man! Come on! Hit him!

943
00:45:57,181 --> 00:46:00,549
Fight Club wasn't
about winning or losing.

944
00:46:00,619 --> 00:46:02,609
It wasn't about words.

945
00:46:05,491 --> 00:46:07,890
The hysterical shouting was in tongues,

946
00:46:07,959 --> 00:46:10,121
Like in a Pentecostal church.

947
00:46:15,534 --> 00:46:16,501
- Is that it?
- Stop!

948
00:46:16,569 --> 00:46:18,560
When the fight was over,

949
00:46:18,637 --> 00:46:20,571
nothing was solved,

950
00:46:20,639 --> 00:46:22,129
but nothing mattered.

951
00:46:22,207 --> 00:46:23,640
Hey, cool.

952
00:46:25,778 --> 00:46:29,373
Afterwards, we all felt saved.

953
00:46:29,448 --> 00:46:31,541
Hey, man, how about next week?

954
00:46:31,617 --> 00:46:33,050
How about next month?

955
00:46:33,118 --> 00:46:34,312
I hear you.

956
00:46:34,386 --> 00:46:35,547
Irwin, you're in the middle.

957
00:46:35,622 --> 00:46:37,953
New guy. You, too.

958
00:46:39,124 --> 00:46:41,821
Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me.

959
00:46:41,895 --> 00:46:43,862
He fell down some stairs.

960
00:46:43,929 --> 00:46:46,490
I fell down some stairs.

961
00:46:48,667 --> 00:46:50,999
Fight Club became the
reason to cut your hair short

962
00:46:51,070 --> 00:46:53,402
or trim your fingernails.

963
00:46:53,472 --> 00:46:55,940
OK. Any historical figure.

964
00:46:56,008 --> 00:46:57,840
I'd fight Gandhi.

965
00:46:59,445 --> 00:47:00,377
Good answer.

966
00:47:00,446 --> 00:47:01,504
How about you?

967
00:47:01,580 --> 00:47:02,707
Lincoln.

968
00:47:02,782 --> 00:47:04,181
Lincoln?

969
00:47:04,250 --> 00:47:05,375
Mm.

970
00:47:05,451 --> 00:47:06,850
Big guy, big reach.

971
00:47:06,919 --> 00:47:09,150
Skinny guys fight till they're burger.

972
00:47:09,222 --> 00:47:10,620
Fuck.

973
00:47:12,792 --> 00:47:15,556
Hey. Even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.

974
00:47:24,337 --> 00:47:25,929
Hello.

975
00:47:26,006 --> 00:47:26,995
Where have you been

976
00:47:27,073 --> 00:47:28,904
the last 8 weeks?

977
00:47:28,975 --> 00:47:30,272
Marla?

978
00:47:33,481 --> 00:47:34,913
How'd you find me?

979
00:47:34,981 --> 00:47:36,414
You left that forwarding number.

980
00:47:36,483 --> 00:47:39,316
I haven't seen you
in any support groups.

981
00:47:39,386 --> 00:47:40,819
We split them up.

982
00:47:40,887 --> 00:47:42,855
That was the idea, remember?

983
00:47:42,922 --> 00:47:45,720
Yeah, but you haven't
been going to yours.

984
00:47:45,792 --> 00:47:47,487
How do you know?

985
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:49,289
I cheated.

986
00:47:49,363 --> 00:47:51,159
I found a new one.

987
00:47:51,231 --> 00:47:52,994
Really?

988
00:47:53,066 --> 00:47:54,055
It's for men only.

989
00:47:54,134 --> 00:47:55,727
Like the testicle thing?

990
00:47:55,803 --> 00:47:56,928
Waaah!

991
00:48:00,174 --> 00:48:01,505
Look, this is a bad time.

992
00:48:01,575 --> 00:48:04,065
I've been going to Debtors Anonymous.

993
00:48:04,144 --> 00:48:06,238
You wanna see some
really fucked up people?

994
00:48:06,313 --> 00:48:07,678
I'm just on my way out.

995
00:48:07,748 --> 00:48:08,679
Me, too.

996
00:48:08,748 --> 00:48:09,737
I've got a stomach-full of Xanax.

997
00:48:09,816 --> 00:48:12,547
I took what was left of a bottle.

998
00:48:12,620 --> 00:48:14,678
It might have been too much.

999
00:48:14,754 --> 00:48:16,518
Just picture watching Marla Singer

1000
00:48:16,590 --> 00:48:18,472
throw herself around
her crummy apartment.

1001
00:48:18,606 --> 00:48:20,596
But this isn't a
for-real suicide thing.

1002
00:48:20,673 --> 00:48:23,006
This is probably one of
those cry-for-help things.

1003
00:48:23,077 --> 00:48:24,510
This could go on for hours.

1004
00:48:24,578 --> 00:48:26,010
So you're staying in tonight, then?

1005
00:48:26,079 --> 00:48:27,513
do you wanna wait

1006
00:48:27,581 --> 00:48:28,946
and hear me describe death?

1007
00:48:29,016 --> 00:48:30,449
do you wanna listen

1008
00:48:30,518 --> 00:48:33,851
and see if my spirit can use a phone?

1009
00:48:35,422 --> 00:48:38,357
Have you ever heard
a death rattle before?

1010
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:06,276
Tyler's door was closed.

1011
00:49:06,353 --> 00:49:07,877
I'd been living here for 2 months,

1012
00:49:07,955 --> 00:49:09,480
and Tyler's door was never closed.

1013
00:49:15,730 --> 00:49:17,890
You won't believe this
dream I had last night.

1014
00:49:17,965 --> 00:49:20,958
Yeah, I can hardly believe
anything about last night.

1015
00:49:30,812 --> 00:49:32,712
What-What are you doing here?

1016
00:49:36,451 --> 00:49:37,577
What?

1017
00:49:37,652 --> 00:49:40,051
This is my house. What
are you doing in my house?

1018
00:49:42,591 --> 00:49:43,558
Fuck you.

1019
00:49:57,439 --> 00:49:59,066
Ha ha! Ohh...

1020
00:49:59,140 --> 00:50:02,508
Oh, you got some fucked-up
friends, I'm tellin' you.

1021
00:50:03,578 --> 00:50:05,205
Limber, though...

1022
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:06,577
silly coos.

1023
00:50:08,284 --> 00:50:10,717
So, I come in last night.
Phone's of f the hook.

1024
00:50:10,785 --> 00:50:12,617
Guess who's on the other end.

1025
00:50:12,688 --> 00:50:14,848
I already knew the story
before he told it to me.

1026
00:50:18,461 --> 00:50:20,792
Have you ever heard
a death rattle before?

1027
00:50:20,862 --> 00:50:23,730
do you think it'll live up to its name?

1028
00:50:23,799 --> 00:50:27,791
Or will it just be a death... hairball?

1029
00:50:31,007 --> 00:50:34,773
Prepare... to evacuate soul.

1030
00:50:36,746 --> 00:50:38,372
9...

1031
00:50:38,446 --> 00:50:39,414
8...

1032
00:50:39,482 --> 00:50:41,814
Now, how could Tyler, of all people,

1033
00:50:41,884 --> 00:50:46,014
think it was a bad thing that
Marla Singer was about to die?

1034
00:50:46,088 --> 00:50:47,988
5...

1035
00:50:48,057 --> 00:50:49,957
4...

1036
00:50:50,026 --> 00:50:51,789
3... Oh, hang on.

1037
00:50:57,566 --> 00:50:59,625
You got here fast.

1038
00:51:01,237 --> 00:51:03,364
Did I call you?

1039
00:51:05,041 --> 00:51:05,973
Huh?

1040
00:51:07,109 --> 00:51:08,041
Hey.

1041
00:51:14,450 --> 00:51:17,113
The mattress is all
sealed in slippery plastic.

1042
00:51:20,389 --> 00:51:23,620
Oh, don't worry. It's
not a threat to you.

1043
00:51:26,128 --> 00:51:27,494
Oh, fuck.

1044
00:51:27,564 --> 00:51:29,793
Somebody called the cops.

1045
00:51:41,977 --> 00:51:43,309
Hey, where's 513?

1046
00:51:43,380 --> 00:51:45,814
End of the hall.

1047
00:51:45,882 --> 00:51:47,371
You know, the girl who lives there

1048
00:51:47,450 --> 00:51:49,783
used to be a charming, lovely girl.

1049
00:51:49,853 --> 00:51:52,047
She's lost faith in herself.

1050
00:51:52,121 --> 00:51:53,054
Miss Singer!

1051
00:51:53,123 --> 00:51:54,954
She's a monster.

1052
00:51:55,025 --> 00:51:56,652
You have every reason to live!

1053
00:51:56,727 --> 00:51:59,161
She's infectious human waste!

1054
00:51:59,229 --> 00:52:00,161
Miss Singer!

1055
00:52:00,230 --> 00:52:02,198
Good luck trying to save her!

1056
00:52:08,706 --> 00:52:12,300
If I fall asleep, I'm done for.

1057
00:52:13,744 --> 00:52:16,645
You're gonna have to keep me up...

1058
00:52:16,713 --> 00:52:18,704
all... night.

1059
00:52:18,782 --> 00:52:21,148
Un-fucking-believable.

1060
00:52:21,218 --> 00:52:23,379
He was obviously able to handle it.

1061
00:52:23,453 --> 00:52:24,614
You know what I mean. You fucked her.

1062
00:52:25,923 --> 00:52:27,184
No, I didn't.

1063
00:52:27,257 --> 00:52:28,747
Never?

1064
00:52:28,825 --> 00:52:29,757
No.

1065
00:52:31,129 --> 00:52:32,390
You're not into her, are you?

1066
00:52:32,462 --> 00:52:34,862
No! God, not at all.

1067
00:52:34,931 --> 00:52:37,264
I am Jack’s raging bile duct.

1068
00:52:37,335 --> 00:52:39,325
Are you sure? You can tell me.

1069
00:52:39,402 --> 00:52:40,893
Believe me, I'm sure.

1070
00:52:40,972 --> 00:52:41,939
Put a gun to my head

1071
00:52:42,006 --> 00:52:43,870
and paint the walls with my brains.

1072
00:52:43,940 --> 00:52:45,134
That's good, 'cause she's a predator

1073
00:52:45,208 --> 00:52:46,608
posing as a house pet.

1074
00:52:46,677 --> 00:52:48,702
Stay away from that one.

1075
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:52,114
And the shit that came
out of this woman's mouth

1076
00:52:52,183 --> 00:52:53,115
I ain't never heard.

1077
00:52:53,184 --> 00:52:54,378
My God.

1078
00:52:54,452 --> 00:52:57,319
I haven't been fucked like
that since grade school.

1079
00:52:58,422 --> 00:52:59,446
Uhh!

1080
00:52:59,524 --> 00:53:01,320
How could Tyler not go for that?

1081
00:53:01,391 --> 00:53:02,859
The night before last, he was splicing

1082
00:53:02,927 --> 00:53:04,724
sex organs into Cinderella.

1083
00:53:04,796 --> 00:53:05,854
Marla doesn't need a lover.

1084
00:53:05,930 --> 00:53:07,397
She needs a fucking case worker.

1085
00:53:07,465 --> 00:53:10,093
She needs a wash. And she's
in love with sport fuckin'.

1086
00:53:10,168 --> 00:53:12,295
She invaded my support groups.

1087
00:53:12,370 --> 00:53:13,803
Now she'd invaded my home.

1088
00:53:13,871 --> 00:53:15,805
Hey, hey. Sit down.

1089
00:53:20,111 --> 00:53:22,739
Now, listen. Can't have
you talking to her about me.

1090
00:53:22,815 --> 00:53:24,145
Why would I talk to her-

1091
00:53:24,215 --> 00:53:26,206
You say anything about me
or what goes on in this house

1092
00:53:26,284 --> 00:53:29,617
to her or to anybody, we're done.

1093
00:53:29,687 --> 00:53:30,881
Now, promise me.

1094
00:53:30,955 --> 00:53:31,887
OK.

1095
00:53:31,956 --> 00:53:32,888
You promise?

1096
00:53:32,957 --> 00:53:34,823
- Yeah, I promise.
- Promise.

1097
00:53:34,893 --> 00:53:36,382
I just said I promise.

1098
00:53:36,460 --> 00:53:38,052
That's 3 times you promised.

1099
00:53:40,465 --> 00:53:42,364
If only I had wasted a couple of minutes

1100
00:53:42,433 --> 00:53:44,595
and gone to watch Marla Singer die,

1101
00:53:44,670 --> 00:53:46,228
none of this would've happened.

1102
00:53:46,305 --> 00:53:49,171
Unhh! Unhh! Unhh!

1103
00:53:49,241 --> 00:53:50,173
Unhh!

1104
00:53:51,243 --> 00:53:53,710
Yeah! Oh! Harder! Harder!

1105
00:53:53,778 --> 00:53:55,747
Yeah! Ooh! Aah!

1106
00:53:55,814 --> 00:53:58,441
Aah! Ohh! Aah!

1107
00:54:01,753 --> 00:54:04,186
I could've moved to another room...

1108
00:54:04,255 --> 00:54:07,123
on the third floor, where
I might not have heard them.

1109
00:54:07,192 --> 00:54:08,124
Oh, baby!

1110
00:54:08,193 --> 00:54:09,819
But I didn't.

1111
00:54:18,604 --> 00:54:19,536
Ohh!

1112
00:54:19,605 --> 00:54:23,006
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1113
00:54:23,075 --> 00:54:25,236
Ohh! Ohh! Aaahh!

1114
00:54:25,310 --> 00:54:27,301
Aah! Aah! Aah!

1115
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:31,444
- Aah! Ohhh! Ohh!
- Ow!

1116
00:54:32,551 --> 00:54:33,483
Ohh!

1117
00:54:34,553 --> 00:54:36,180
What are you doin'?

1118
00:54:36,255 --> 00:54:38,621
Just goin' to bed.

1119
00:54:39,691 --> 00:54:41,124
Want to finish her of f?

1120
00:54:41,193 --> 00:54:42,125
Uhh... oh!

1121
00:54:43,296 --> 00:54:44,227
No.

1122
00:54:44,296 --> 00:54:45,228
No, thank you.

1123
00:54:45,297 --> 00:54:47,231
I found the cigarettes.

1124
00:54:47,299 --> 00:54:49,564
Who are you talking to?

1125
00:54:49,635 --> 00:54:50,693
Shut up.

1126
00:54:50,769 --> 00:54:53,739
I became the calm little
center of the world.

1127
00:54:55,141 --> 00:54:56,732
I was the Zen master.

1128
00:54:56,808 --> 00:54:58,504
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1129
00:55:01,914 --> 00:55:04,679
I wrote little haiku poems.

1130
00:55:04,751 --> 00:55:06,480
I e-mailed them to everyone.

1131
00:55:07,753 --> 00:55:08,982
Is that your blood?

1132
00:55:11,424 --> 00:55:12,822
Some of it, yeah.

1133
00:55:12,891 --> 00:55:14,416
You can't smoke in here.

1134
00:55:15,628 --> 00:55:17,892
Take the rest of the day of f.

1135
00:55:17,964 --> 00:55:20,524
Come back Monday with
some clean clothes.

1136
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:22,033
Get yourself together.

1137
00:55:22,101 --> 00:55:25,195
I got right in everyone's
hostile little face.

1138
00:55:25,271 --> 00:55:27,535
Yes, these are bruises from fighting.

1139
00:55:27,607 --> 00:55:29,700
Yes, I'm comfortable with that.

1140
00:55:29,776 --> 00:55:31,243
I... am enlightened.

1141
00:55:33,947 --> 00:55:35,642
You give up the condo life...

1142
00:55:35,715 --> 00:55:38,548
give up all your flaming
worldly possessions...

1143
00:55:38,618 --> 00:55:40,313
go live in a dilapidated house

1144
00:55:40,387 --> 00:55:42,513
in a toxic waste part of town...

1145
00:55:42,588 --> 00:55:44,886
and you have to come home to this.

1146
00:55:44,958 --> 00:55:46,221
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1147
00:55:52,066 --> 00:55:54,124
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1148
00:55:56,870 --> 00:55:57,802
Hello?

1149
00:55:57,871 --> 00:55:59,235
Yes. This is Detective Stern

1150
00:55:59,305 --> 00:56:01,136
with the Arson Unit.

1151
00:56:01,207 --> 00:56:02,402
We have some new information

1152
00:56:02,476 --> 00:56:04,841
about the incident at your former condo.

1153
00:56:04,911 --> 00:56:05,935
Yes?

1154
00:56:06,012 --> 00:56:07,173
I don't know if you’re aware,

1155
00:56:07,247 --> 00:56:09,579
but it seems that someone sprayed Freon

1156
00:56:09,650 --> 00:56:10,946
into your front door lock,

1157
00:56:11,017 --> 00:56:14,317
then tapped it with a chisel
to shatter the cylinder.

1158
00:56:14,388 --> 00:56:15,979
No, I wasn't aware of that at all.

1159
00:56:16,055 --> 00:56:17,886
I am Jack’s cold sweat.

1160
00:56:18,020 --> 00:56:20,147
Does this sound strange to you?

1161
00:56:20,222 --> 00:56:22,121
Uh, yes, sir. Strange. Very strange.

1162
00:56:22,189 --> 00:56:23,122
The dynamite-

1163
00:56:23,191 --> 00:56:24,123
Dynamite?

1164
00:56:24,192 --> 00:56:25,250
Left a residue

1165
00:56:25,327 --> 00:56:28,455
of ammonium oxalate potassium chloride.

1166
00:56:28,530 --> 00:56:30,498
do you know what this means?

1167
00:56:30,565 --> 00:56:32,032
No. What does it mean?

1168
00:56:32,100 --> 00:56:34,000
It means it was homemade.

1169
00:56:35,237 --> 00:56:36,727
I'm sorry. This is just coming

1170
00:56:36,805 --> 00:56:38,363
as quite a shock to me, sir.

1171
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:40,408
See, whoever set this homemade dynamite

1172
00:56:40,475 --> 00:56:42,033
could've blown out your pilot light

1173
00:56:42,110 --> 00:56:43,976
days before the actual explosion.

1174
00:56:44,047 --> 00:56:45,877
The gas was just the detonator.

1175
00:56:45,948 --> 00:56:47,347
Who would go and do such a thing?

1176
00:56:47,416 --> 00:56:48,678
I'll ask the questions.

1177
00:56:48,750 --> 00:56:51,014
Tell him. Tell him the liberator

1178
00:56:51,086 --> 00:56:53,816
who destroyed my property
has realigned my perception.

1179
00:56:53,889 --> 00:56:55,551
Excuse me. Are you there?

1180
00:56:55,625 --> 00:56:57,558
No, I am listening. It's
a little hard to know

1181
00:56:57,626 --> 00:56:58,991
what to make of all this.

1182
00:56:59,061 --> 00:57:01,189
Have you recently made
enemies with anyone

1183
00:57:01,264 --> 00:57:03,561
who might have access
to homemade dynamite?

1184
00:57:03,632 --> 00:57:04,724
- Enemies?
- Reject the basic

1185
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:06,234
assumption of civilization,

1186
00:57:06,302 --> 00:57:08,098
especially the importance
of material possessions.

1187
00:57:08,170 --> 00:57:09,603
Son, this is serious.

1188
00:57:09,671 --> 00:57:11,037
Yes, I know it's serious.

1189
00:57:11,107 --> 00:57:12,039
I mean that.

1190
00:57:12,108 --> 00:57:13,699
Yes, it's very serious.

1191
00:57:13,775 --> 00:57:16,711
Look, nobody takes this
more seriously than me.

1192
00:57:16,779 --> 00:57:19,076
That condo was my life.

1193
00:57:19,147 --> 00:57:23,107
OK? I loved every stick
of furniture in that place.

1194
00:57:23,186 --> 00:57:25,085
That was not just a bunch of stuff

1195
00:57:25,153 --> 00:57:26,246
that got destroyed.

1196
00:57:26,322 --> 00:57:27,346
It was me!

1197
00:57:27,423 --> 00:57:28,856
I'd like to thank the Academy.

1198
00:57:28,925 --> 00:57:30,585
Is this not a good time for you?

1199
00:57:30,659 --> 00:57:32,423
Just tell him you fuckin' did it.

1200
00:57:32,495 --> 00:57:33,427
Shhh!

1201
00:57:33,496 --> 00:57:35,020
Tell him you blew it all up.

1202
00:57:35,098 --> 00:57:37,658
That's what he wants to hear.

1203
00:57:37,734 --> 00:57:38,996
Are you still there?

1204
00:57:39,068 --> 00:57:41,662
Wait. Are you saying that I'm a suspect?

1205
00:57:41,738 --> 00:57:44,332
No, no. I may need to talk
to you a little further,

1206
00:57:44,407 --> 00:57:46,341
so how about you just lettin' me
know if you’re gonna leave town?

1207
00:57:46,409 --> 00:57:47,502
OK?

1208
00:57:47,577 --> 00:57:48,669
OK.

1209
00:57:52,248 --> 00:57:53,442
Except for their humping,

1210
00:57:53,516 --> 00:57:56,280
Tyler and Marla were
never in the same room.

1211
00:57:56,352 --> 00:57:59,378
My parents pulled this
exact same act for years.

1212
00:57:59,455 --> 00:58:03,290
The condom is the glass
slipper of our generation.

1213
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:06,294
You slip one on when
you meet a stranger.

1214
00:58:06,362 --> 00:58:08,763
You... dance all night.

1215
00:58:08,832 --> 00:58:10,992
Then you throw it away.

1216
00:58:11,067 --> 00:58:13,467
The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.

1217
00:58:14,872 --> 00:58:16,338
What?

1218
00:58:21,211 --> 00:58:24,008
I got this dress at a
thrift store for $1.00.

1219
00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:25,981
It was worth every penny.

1220
00:58:26,050 --> 00:58:27,949
It's a bridesmaid's dress.

1221
00:58:29,987 --> 00:58:32,478
Someone loved it... intensely

1222
00:58:32,556 --> 00:58:34,989
for one day...

1223
00:58:35,059 --> 00:58:36,526
then tossed it.

1224
00:58:38,629 --> 00:58:40,824
Like a Christmas tree...

1225
00:58:40,898 --> 00:58:42,388
so special...

1226
00:58:43,634 --> 00:58:46,194
then... bam...

1227
00:58:46,270 --> 00:58:48,830
it's on the side of the road...

1228
00:58:48,906 --> 00:58:51,170
tinsel still clinging to it...

1229
00:58:53,077 --> 00:58:55,978
Like a sex crime victim...

1230
00:58:56,046 --> 00:58:58,571
underwear inside out...

1231
00:58:58,649 --> 00:59:00,480
bound with electrical tape.

1232
00:59:00,551 --> 00:59:01,814
Well, then it suits you.

1233
00:59:03,053 --> 00:59:04,884
You can borrow it sometime.

1234
00:59:12,363 --> 00:59:13,624
Get rid of her.

1235
00:59:14,865 --> 00:59:16,127
Why can't you get rid of her?

1236
00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:17,361
Don't mention me.

1237
00:59:17,435 --> 00:59:18,959
I'm 6 years old again,

1238
00:59:19,037 --> 00:59:21,266
passing messages between parents.

1239
00:59:25,209 --> 00:59:26,801
I really think it's
time you got out of here.

1240
00:59:26,877 --> 00:59:28,106
Don't worry. I'm leaving.

1241
00:59:28,179 --> 00:59:29,111
Not that we don't love
your little visits.

1242
00:59:29,180 --> 00:59:30,579
You are such a nut case.

1243
00:59:30,648 --> 00:59:32,171
I can't even begin to keep up.

1244
00:59:34,185 --> 00:59:36,982
<i>Gotta get of f</i>

1245
00:59:37,054 --> 00:59:38,146
Thanks. Bye.

1246
00:59:38,222 --> 00:59:44,059
<i>Gotta get of f
this merry-go-round</i>

1247
00:59:49,167 --> 00:59:51,226
<i>Gotta get on where</i>

1248
00:59:53,404 --> 00:59:54,803
You kids.

1249
00:59:54,873 --> 00:59:58,104
Wh... Why do you still
waste time with her?

1250
01:00:00,411 --> 01:00:01,901
I'll say this about Marla-

1251
01:00:01,980 --> 01:00:04,107
at least she's tryin' to hit bottom.

1252
01:00:04,182 --> 01:00:05,513
What, and I'm not?

1253
01:00:05,583 --> 01:00:06,675
Stickin' feathers up your butt

1254
01:00:06,751 --> 01:00:07,775
does not make you a chicken.

1255
01:00:09,254 --> 01:00:10,586
What are we doin' tonight?

1256
01:00:10,656 --> 01:00:12,350
- Tonight?
- Yeah.

1257
01:00:12,423 --> 01:00:14,414
We make soap.

1258
01:00:14,492 --> 01:00:15,585
Really.

1259
01:00:15,661 --> 01:00:16,718
To make soap, first we render fat.

1260
01:00:37,275 --> 01:00:39,140
The salt balance has to be just right,

1261
01:00:39,210 --> 01:00:41,905
so the best fat for making
soap comes from humans.

1262
01:00:43,048 --> 01:00:44,242
Wait. What is this place?

1263
01:00:44,316 --> 01:00:45,782
A liposuction clinic.

1264
01:00:54,125 --> 01:00:55,183
Aha! Pay dirt.

1265
01:00:56,294 --> 01:00:59,422
The richest, creamiest fat in the world.

1266
01:00:59,497 --> 01:01:00,896
Fat of the land.

1267
01:01:08,339 --> 01:01:09,272
Come on.

1268
01:01:13,846 --> 01:01:15,369
Oh, God! Oh!

1269
01:01:15,447 --> 01:01:17,074
Get another one. Unhh!

1270
01:01:23,655 --> 01:01:25,748
As the fat renders, the
tallows float to the surface.

1271
01:01:25,824 --> 01:01:27,587
Like in Boy Scouts.

1272
01:01:27,659 --> 01:01:30,060
I can imagine you as a Boy Scout.

1273
01:01:30,129 --> 01:01:31,118
Keep stirrin'.

1274
01:01:34,099 --> 01:01:35,397
Once the tallow hardens,

1275
01:01:35,468 --> 01:01:37,662
we skim of f a layer of glycerin.

1276
01:01:37,736 --> 01:01:40,068
If you were to add nitric
acid, you got nitroglycerin.

1277
01:01:40,138 --> 01:01:41,401
If you were then to add sodium nitrate

1278
01:01:41,474 --> 01:01:44,101
and a dash of sawdust, you got dynamite.

1279
01:01:44,175 --> 01:01:45,973
Yeah, with enough soap,

1280
01:01:46,045 --> 01:01:48,343
we could blow up just about anything.

1281
01:01:48,414 --> 01:01:50,347
Tyler was full of useful information.

1282
01:01:50,415 --> 01:01:52,816
Now, ancient peoples found
that clothes got cleaner

1283
01:01:52,885 --> 01:01:54,681
when they washed them at a
certain point in the river.

1284
01:01:54,753 --> 01:01:56,312
- You know why?
- No.

1285
01:01:59,991 --> 01:02:01,550
Human sacrifices were once made

1286
01:02:01,627 --> 01:02:02,992
on the hills above this river.

1287
01:02:03,062 --> 01:02:05,223
Bodies burned. Water seeped
into the wood and ashes

1288
01:02:05,297 --> 01:02:06,958
to create lye.

1289
01:02:07,032 --> 01:02:09,330
This is lye, the crucial ingredient.

1290
01:02:09,402 --> 01:02:11,131
Once it mixed with the
melted fat of bodies,

1291
01:02:11,203 --> 01:02:12,670
a thick, white, soapy discharge

1292
01:02:12,738 --> 01:02:15,138
crept into the river. May
I see your hand, please?

1293
01:02:23,282 --> 01:02:24,476
What is this?

1294
01:02:24,550 --> 01:02:25,983
This... is chemical burn.

1295
01:02:26,051 --> 01:02:27,143
Uh-Aah! Aah!

1296
01:02:27,219 --> 01:02:29,084
It'll hurt more than
you've ever been burned,

1297
01:02:29,155 --> 01:02:30,713
and you will have a scar.

1298
01:02:30,790 --> 01:02:34,192
if meditation worked for
cancer, it could work for this.

1299
01:02:34,261 --> 01:02:36,023
Stay with the pain.
Don't shove to center.

1300
01:02:36,095 --> 01:02:37,722
No, no! Oh, God!

1301
01:02:37,797 --> 01:02:39,197
Look at your hand.

1302
01:02:39,266 --> 01:02:40,630
The first soap was made
from the ashes of heroes,

1303
01:02:40,699 --> 01:02:42,257
Like the first monkey shot into space.

1304
01:02:42,334 --> 01:02:43,996
Without pain, without sacrifice,

1305
01:02:44,070 --> 01:02:45,367
we would have nothin'.

1306
01:02:45,439 --> 01:02:48,373
I tried not to think of the
the words "sear" or "flesh."

1307
01:02:48,441 --> 01:02:49,966
Stop it! This is your pain.

1308
01:02:50,043 --> 01:02:51,601
This is your burning
hand. It's right here.

1309
01:02:51,677 --> 01:02:52,735
I'm going to my cave.

1310
01:02:52,812 --> 01:02:54,371
I'm going to my cave
and find my power animal.

1311
01:02:54,448 --> 01:02:57,507
No! Don't deal with it the
way those dead people do!

1312
01:02:57,583 --> 01:02:58,515
Come on!

1313
01:02:58,584 --> 01:02:59,745
I get the point! OK! Please!

1314
01:02:59,820 --> 01:03:01,412
No. What you're feeling
is premature enlightenment.

1315
01:03:06,092 --> 01:03:07,957
This is the greatest
moment of your life, man,

1316
01:03:08,028 --> 01:03:11,054
and you're of f somewhere-

1317
01:03:11,131 --> 01:03:12,598
Shut up.

1318
01:03:12,666 --> 01:03:14,133
Our fathers were our models for God.

1319
01:03:14,201 --> 01:03:15,462
If our fathers bailed,

1320
01:03:15,535 --> 01:03:17,332
what does that tell you about God?

1321
01:03:17,404 --> 01:03:18,336
No, no.

1322
01:03:18,405 --> 01:03:20,100
Listen to me.

1323
01:03:20,173 --> 01:03:22,107
You have to consider the possibility

1324
01:03:22,175 --> 01:03:24,234
that God does not like you,

1325
01:03:24,311 --> 01:03:25,369
He never wanted you.

1326
01:03:25,445 --> 01:03:27,811
In all probability, He hates you.

1327
01:03:27,881 --> 01:03:29,712
This is not the worst
thing that can happen.

1328
01:03:29,783 --> 01:03:31,479
We don't need Him.

1329
01:03:31,552 --> 01:03:32,575
We don't! I agree!

1330
01:03:32,652 --> 01:03:34,449
Fuck damnation, man. Fuck redemption.

1331
01:03:34,521 --> 01:03:35,954
We are God's unwanted children?

1332
01:03:36,022 --> 01:03:37,115
So be it!

1333
01:03:38,558 --> 01:03:40,389
Listen! You can run water over your hand

1334
01:03:40,460 --> 01:03:42,759
to make it worse,
or- Look at me-

1335
01:03:42,830 --> 01:03:45,093
or you can use vinegar
to neutralize the burn.

1336
01:03:45,165 --> 01:03:46,393
Please let me have some! Please!

1337
01:03:46,466 --> 01:03:48,094
First you have to give up.

1338
01:03:48,169 --> 01:03:51,467
First you have to know, not fear,

1339
01:03:51,538 --> 01:03:54,440
know that someday you're gonna die.

1340
01:03:54,509 --> 01:03:56,271
You don't know how this feels!

1341
01:04:01,648 --> 01:04:02,808
It's only after we've lost everything

1342
01:04:02,883 --> 01:04:04,909
that we're free to do anything.

1343
01:04:06,887 --> 01:04:07,819
OK.

1344
01:04:23,104 --> 01:04:24,366
Congratulations.

1345
01:04:24,438 --> 01:04:27,305
You're one step closer
to hitting bottom.

1346
01:04:29,777 --> 01:04:31,904
Tyler sold his soap to department stores

1347
01:04:31,979 --> 01:04:33,742
at $20 a bar.

1348
01:04:33,814 --> 01:04:35,179
God knows what they charged.

1349
01:04:35,249 --> 01:04:37,911
This is the best soap.

1350
01:04:37,985 --> 01:04:39,509
Why, thank you, Suzie.

1351
01:04:39,587 --> 01:04:41,077
It was beautiful.

1352
01:04:41,155 --> 01:04:42,554
We were selling rich women

1353
01:04:42,623 --> 01:04:44,921
their own fat asses back to them.

1354
01:04:46,427 --> 01:04:48,054
He was wearing his yellow tie.

1355
01:04:48,129 --> 01:04:50,723
I didn't even wear a
tie to work anymore.

1356
01:04:50,799 --> 01:04:52,390
"The first rule of Fight Club

1357
01:04:52,466 --> 01:04:54,161
is you don't talk about Fight Club"?

1358
01:04:54,235 --> 01:04:55,896
I'm half asleep again.

1359
01:04:55,970 --> 01:04:57,802
I must've left the original
in the copy machine.

1360
01:04:57,872 --> 01:05:00,363
"The second rule of Fight Club
-" is this yours?

1361
01:05:00,441 --> 01:05:02,171
Huh?

1362
01:05:02,244 --> 01:05:03,733
Pretend you're me.

1363
01:05:03,811 --> 01:05:05,574
Make a managerial decision.

1364
01:05:05,646 --> 01:05:08,275
You find this. What would you do?

1365
01:05:12,988 --> 01:05:14,922
Well, I gotta tell ya...

1366
01:05:14,990 --> 01:05:18,517
I'd be very, very careful
who you talk to about that.

1367
01:05:18,594 --> 01:05:20,289
Because the person who wrote that...

1368
01:05:20,362 --> 01:05:22,090
is dangerous.

1369
01:05:22,163 --> 01:05:25,065
And this buttoned-down,
oxford-cloth psycho

1370
01:05:25,133 --> 01:05:26,690
might just snap

1371
01:05:26,767 --> 01:05:29,362
and then stalk from of fice to of fice

1372
01:05:29,438 --> 01:05:33,135
with an Armilade AR-10
carbine gas-powered

1373
01:05:33,208 --> 01:05:34,766
semi-automatic weapon,

1374
01:05:34,843 --> 01:05:36,708
pumping round after round

1375
01:05:36,778 --> 01:05:38,678
into colleagues and coworkers.

1376
01:05:39,982 --> 01:05:43,383
This might be someone
you've known for years...

1377
01:05:43,452 --> 01:05:46,819
someone very... very... close to you.

1378
01:05:46,888 --> 01:05:49,982
Tyler's words coming out of my mouth.

1379
01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:53,523
And I used to be such a nice guy.

1380
01:05:53,595 --> 01:05:55,859
Maybe you shouldn't bring me
every little piece of trash

1381
01:05:55,931 --> 01:05:57,558
you happen to pick up.

1382
01:06:00,370 --> 01:06:02,234
Liability.

1383
01:06:02,304 --> 01:06:03,999
My tit's gonna rot of f.

1384
01:06:05,975 --> 01:06:07,498
Will you excuse me? I need to take this.

1385
01:06:13,815 --> 01:06:15,214
What're you talking about?

1386
01:06:15,283 --> 01:06:17,479
I need you to check and see
if there's a lump in my breast.

1387
01:06:17,553 --> 01:06:19,179
Go to a hospital.

1388
01:06:19,254 --> 01:06:21,450
I can't afford to throw
money away on a doctor.

1389
01:06:22,992 --> 01:06:24,720
I don't know about this, Marla.

1390
01:06:24,793 --> 01:06:26,489
Please?

1391
01:06:26,562 --> 01:06:28,291
She didn't call Tyler.

1392
01:06:28,364 --> 01:06:30,524
I'm neutral in her book.

1393
01:06:32,769 --> 01:06:33,861
That's nice.

1394
01:06:33,936 --> 01:06:35,493
Taking food to Mrs...

1395
01:06:35,570 --> 01:06:36,936
Hanna burr, Mrs. Raines?

1396
01:06:37,006 --> 01:06:38,371
Who are they... exactly?

1397
01:06:38,441 --> 01:06:40,204
Tragically, they're dead.

1398
01:06:40,276 --> 01:06:42,073
I'm alive, and I'm in poverty.

1399
01:06:42,145 --> 01:06:43,077
You want any?

1400
01:06:43,146 --> 01:06:44,078
No. No.

1401
01:06:44,147 --> 01:06:45,444
I got one for you.

1402
01:06:45,515 --> 01:06:46,879
Thanks for the thought.

1403
01:06:48,785 --> 01:06:51,049
What happened to your hand?

1404
01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:52,280
Uh... nothin'.

1405
01:06:53,389 --> 01:06:54,321
Right there.

1406
01:06:54,390 --> 01:06:55,322
Uhh.

1407
01:06:56,626 --> 01:06:58,060
Feel anything?

1408
01:06:58,128 --> 01:06:59,059
No.

1409
01:06:59,128 --> 01:07:00,390
Well, make sure.

1410
01:07:02,298 --> 01:07:04,391
Ok, I'm
- I'm pretty sure.

1411
01:07:04,467 --> 01:07:05,525
You feel nothing.

1412
01:07:05,601 --> 01:07:07,626
No. Nothing.

1413
01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:11,573
Well, that's a relief.

1414
01:07:11,641 --> 01:07:12,903
Thank you.

1415
01:07:12,975 --> 01:07:14,910
Uh, um... no problem.

1416
01:07:14,978 --> 01:07:17,104
I wish I could return the favor.

1417
01:07:17,180 --> 01:07:19,274
There's not a lot of breast
cancer in the men in my family.

1418
01:07:19,349 --> 01:07:20,782
Could check your prostate.

1419
01:07:20,851 --> 01:07:22,841
I think I'm OK.

1420
01:07:22,919 --> 01:07:24,854
Well, thanks, anyway.

1421
01:07:29,927 --> 01:07:31,155
Are we done?

1422
01:07:31,228 --> 01:07:34,594
Yeah, we're done. See you... around.

1423
01:07:51,935 --> 01:07:52,867
Cornelius?

1424
01:07:54,037 --> 01:07:54,969
Cornelius!

1425
01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:57,737
It's me...

1426
01:07:57,808 --> 01:07:59,173
Bob!

1427
01:07:59,243 --> 01:08:00,642
Hey... Bob.

1428
01:08:02,546 --> 01:08:04,207
Hey. Uhh!

1429
01:08:04,281 --> 01:08:05,475
We all thought you were dead.

1430
01:08:05,549 --> 01:08:07,710
No, no. Still here.

1431
01:08:07,784 --> 01:08:09,718
How are you, Bob?

1432
01:08:09,786 --> 01:08:11,617
Better than I've ever
been in my whole life.

1433
01:08:11,688 --> 01:08:14,384
Really. You still
remaining men together?

1434
01:08:14,458 --> 01:08:16,551
No, no. I got somethin'
so much better now.

1435
01:08:16,627 --> 01:08:18,118
Really. What is it?

1436
01:08:19,596 --> 01:08:21,325
Well...

1437
01:08:21,398 --> 01:08:23,492
first rule is...

1438
01:08:23,568 --> 01:08:25,398
I'm not supposed to talk about it.

1439
01:08:26,536 --> 01:08:27,902
And the second rule is,

1440
01:08:27,972 --> 01:08:29,701
I'm not supposed to talk about it.

1441
01:08:29,774 --> 01:08:31,365
And the third rule is...

1442
01:08:31,441 --> 01:08:33,842
Bob. Bob. I'm a member.

1443
01:08:33,911 --> 01:08:36,435
Look at my face, Bob.

1444
01:08:38,583 --> 01:08:40,744
That's fuckin'
- That's fuckin' great.

1445
01:08:40,818 --> 01:08:42,751
I've... I’ve never seen you there.

1446
01:08:42,819 --> 01:08:44,549
I go Tuesdays and Thursdays.

1447
01:08:44,622 --> 01:08:46,590
I go Saturday.

1448
01:08:46,658 --> 01:08:47,919
Congratulations.

1449
01:08:49,060 --> 01:08:51,085
Yeah. Hey, to both of us, right?

1450
01:08:51,162 --> 01:08:52,891
Have you heard about the
guy that invented this thing?

1451
01:08:52,964 --> 01:08:54,591
Well, uh, yeah, actually. I-

1452
01:08:54,666 --> 01:08:56,861
I hear all kinds of things.

1453
01:08:56,934 --> 01:09:01,200
Supposedly... he was born
in a mental institution.

1454
01:09:01,272 --> 01:09:04,867
And he sleeps only one hour a night.

1455
01:09:04,942 --> 01:09:06,273
He's a great man.

1456
01:09:06,344 --> 01:09:07,276
Oh...

1457
01:09:07,345 --> 01:09:09,609
do you know about Tyler Durden?

1458
01:09:18,656 --> 01:09:20,180
Ha ha ha!

1459
01:09:25,229 --> 01:09:26,754
Take him down!

1460
01:09:26,832 --> 01:09:28,458
Take him down!

1461
01:09:28,533 --> 01:09:29,898
Take him down!

1462
01:09:35,073 --> 01:09:37,338
I didn't hurt you, did I?

1463
01:09:37,409 --> 01:09:40,002
Actually, you did.

1464
01:09:40,078 --> 01:09:41,670
Thank you for this.

1465
01:09:41,746 --> 01:09:43,874
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

1466
01:09:43,949 --> 01:09:44,880
Fight Club.

1467
01:09:44,949 --> 01:09:46,849
Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob.

1468
01:09:46,918 --> 01:09:48,511
This was mine and Tyler's gift...

1469
01:09:48,654 --> 01:09:50,780
our gift to the world.

1470
01:09:50,855 --> 01:09:52,687
Look around. Look around.

1471
01:09:52,758 --> 01:09:54,658
I see a lot of new faces.

1472
01:09:54,727 --> 01:09:55,659
- Ha ha!
- Ha ha!

1473
01:09:55,728 --> 01:09:56,716
Shut up!

1474
01:09:58,030 --> 01:09:59,861
Which means a lot of you

1475
01:09:59,932 --> 01:10:02,832
have been breaking the
first 2 rules of Fight Club.

1476
01:10:11,110 --> 01:10:12,372
Man, I see in Fight Club

1477
01:10:12,444 --> 01:10:15,311
the strongest and smartest
men who've ever lived.

1478
01:10:15,381 --> 01:10:17,872
I see all this potential.

1479
01:10:17,950 --> 01:10:19,247
And I see squandering.

1480
01:10:20,619 --> 01:10:21,711
God damn it.

1481
01:10:21,787 --> 01:10:24,723
An entire generation pumping gas...

1482
01:10:24,791 --> 01:10:26,280
waiting tables...

1483
01:10:26,358 --> 01:10:28,292
slaves with white collars.

1484
01:10:31,130 --> 01:10:34,190
Advertising has its taste
in cars and clothes...

1485
01:10:34,266 --> 01:10:37,497
working jobs we hate so we
can buy shit we don't need.

1486
01:10:41,307 --> 01:10:43,900
We're the middle
children of history, man.

1487
01:10:43,976 --> 01:10:46,411
No purpose or place.

1488
01:10:46,479 --> 01:10:49,914
We have no Great War...
no Great Depression.

1489
01:10:52,485 --> 01:10:55,248
Our Great War's a spiritual war.

1490
01:10:55,320 --> 01:10:58,552
Our Great Depression is our lives.

1491
01:11:02,495 --> 01:11:03,928
We've all been raised on television

1492
01:11:03,997 --> 01:11:05,930
to believe that one day
we'd all be millionaires

1493
01:11:05,998 --> 01:11:08,467
and movie gods and rock stars.

1494
01:11:08,535 --> 01:11:10,264
But we won't.

1495
01:11:10,336 --> 01:11:12,236
We're slowly learning that fact.

1496
01:11:13,573 --> 01:11:16,201
And we're very, very pissed of f.

1497
01:11:16,276 --> 01:11:17,208
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1498
01:11:21,214 --> 01:11:24,581
First rule of Fight Club
is you do not talk about-

1499
01:11:30,089 --> 01:11:31,317
Who are you?

1500
01:11:32,459 --> 01:11:33,688
Who am I?

1501
01:11:33,760 --> 01:11:34,818
Yeah.

1502
01:11:36,329 --> 01:11:37,353
There's a sign in the front

1503
01:11:37,430 --> 01:11:38,489
that says " Lou's Tavern."

1504
01:11:39,632 --> 01:11:41,827
I'm fuckin' Lou.

1505
01:11:41,901 --> 01:11:43,528
Who the fuck are you?

1506
01:11:43,604 --> 01:11:45,594
Tyler Durden.

1507
01:11:48,976 --> 01:11:51,603
Who told you motherfuckers
that you could use my place?

1508
01:11:51,678 --> 01:11:53,646
We have a deal worked out with Irvin.

1509
01:11:53,713 --> 01:11:54,738
Irvin?

1510
01:11:54,815 --> 01:11:57,339
Irvin's at home with
a broken collarbone.

1511
01:11:57,417 --> 01:11:59,044
He don't own this place.

1512
01:11:59,118 --> 01:12:00,051
I do.

1513
01:12:02,156 --> 01:12:04,146
How much money is he gettin' for this?

1514
01:12:04,224 --> 01:12:05,487
There is no money.

1515
01:12:05,559 --> 01:12:08,153
- Really. Ain't that somethin'?
- Free to all.

1516
01:12:08,228 --> 01:12:10,094
It is, actually.

1517
01:12:10,164 --> 01:12:12,632
Look, stupid fuck...

1518
01:12:12,700 --> 01:12:14,189
I want everybody outta here right now.

1519
01:12:14,267 --> 01:12:17,499
Hey. You should join our club.

1520
01:12:18,839 --> 01:12:20,271
Did you hear what I just said?

1521
01:12:20,340 --> 01:12:22,104
You and your friend.

1522
01:12:22,176 --> 01:12:23,973
Oomph!

1523
01:12:24,044 --> 01:12:25,102
Uhh!

1524
01:12:25,179 --> 01:12:27,079
You hear me now?!

1525
01:12:28,616 --> 01:12:30,777
No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou.

1526
01:12:30,851 --> 01:12:31,909
Ooh!

1527
01:12:31,986 --> 01:12:32,918
Pfft!

1528
01:12:34,655 --> 01:12:35,587
Ohhh...

1529
01:12:37,157 --> 01:12:38,920
Still not gettin' it.

1530
01:12:40,127 --> 01:12:41,788
Aah! OK, OK, OK. I got it.

1531
01:12:41,863 --> 01:12:44,296
I got it. I got it. Shit, I lost it.

1532
01:12:44,365 --> 01:12:45,957
Ooh!

1533
01:12:46,033 --> 01:12:47,160
Back! All of you!

1534
01:12:49,236 --> 01:12:50,294
Everybody back.

1535
01:12:52,541 --> 01:12:54,405
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

1536
01:12:56,343 --> 01:12:58,574
Ha ha ha ha ha!

1537
01:12:58,647 --> 01:13:00,671
Aw, Lou...

1538
01:13:00,748 --> 01:13:02,739
Come on, man.

1539
01:13:02,816 --> 01:13:04,341
We really like this place.

1540
01:13:05,786 --> 01:13:07,219
Ohh!

1541
01:13:12,259 --> 01:13:13,385
Ohhh...

1542
01:13:13,460 --> 01:13:16,453
- That's right, Lou, get
it- - Shut the fuck up!

1543
01:13:16,531 --> 01:13:18,293
Oh, yeah!

1544
01:13:18,365 --> 01:13:20,891
Yeah! Ha ha ha ha ha!

1545
01:13:20,969 --> 01:13:23,198
Ho ho ho ha ha ha!

1546
01:13:23,270 --> 01:13:24,533
Think that's fuckin' funny?!

1547
01:13:24,606 --> 01:13:26,574
Ho ho, ho! Ha ha ha ha!

1548
01:13:26,641 --> 01:13:29,633
Ha ha ha ha
- Ohh! Ho ho ho!

1549
01:13:34,281 --> 01:13:36,147
Fuckin' guys are loony, I'm tellin' ya.

1550
01:13:38,386 --> 01:13:40,377
Unbelievable. Aah!

1551
01:13:44,292 --> 01:13:45,487
You don't know where I've been, Lou.

1552
01:13:45,561 --> 01:13:47,255
- Oh, my God!
- Ha ha ha!

1553
01:13:47,329 --> 01:13:50,196
You don't know where I've been! Ha ha!

1554
01:13:50,265 --> 01:13:52,563
Ha ha ha ha ha!

1555
01:13:52,634 --> 01:13:54,864
Lou! Please let us keep it, Lou!

1556
01:13:54,936 --> 01:13:56,404
Please, Lou!

1557
01:13:56,472 --> 01:13:58,939
Fuckin' use the basement! Christ!

1558
01:13:59,007 --> 01:14:01,909
I want your word, Lou! I want your word!

1559
01:14:01,978 --> 01:14:03,911
On my mother's honor.

1560
01:14:05,647 --> 01:14:06,580
Uhh!

1561
01:14:08,317 --> 01:14:10,113
Lou!

1562
01:14:10,185 --> 01:14:11,813
Aaahhh!

1563
01:14:13,122 --> 01:14:14,214
Thanks, Lou.

1564
01:14:16,524 --> 01:14:18,220
You, too, big guy.

1565
01:14:22,598 --> 01:14:24,122
See you next week.

1566
01:14:40,383 --> 01:14:42,715
This week... each one of you...

1567
01:14:42,785 --> 01:14:44,878
has a homework assignment.

1568
01:14:44,954 --> 01:14:46,216
You're gonna go out.

1569
01:14:46,288 --> 01:14:48,688
You're gonna start a fight
with a total stranger.

1570
01:14:52,128 --> 01:14:53,652
You're gonna start a fight.

1571
01:14:54,797 --> 01:14:56,230
And you're gonna lose.

1572
01:14:59,301 --> 01:15:00,962
Excellent choice, sir.

1573
01:15:02,972 --> 01:15:04,667
Hey! Watch out, jackass!

1574
01:15:04,741 --> 01:15:05,833
Come on!

1575
01:15:05,909 --> 01:15:08,502
Now, this is not as easy as it sounds.

1576
01:15:10,458 --> 01:15:12,288
I'm thinkin' you really-What?!

1577
01:15:12,359 --> 01:15:13,792
Son of a bitch!

1578
01:15:13,860 --> 01:15:16,762
Most people... normal people...

1579
01:15:16,831 --> 01:15:18,889
do just about anything to avoid a fight.

1580
01:15:20,467 --> 01:15:22,732
Excuse me. You sprayed
me with your hose.

1581
01:15:22,803 --> 01:15:23,996
Like that?

1582
01:15:24,070 --> 01:15:25,435
That's not necessary.

1583
01:15:25,505 --> 01:15:27,371
Dave! Go call 911!

1584
01:15:29,142 --> 01:15:30,074
Aaaahhh!

1585
01:15:32,079 --> 01:15:33,341
Stop it!

1586
01:15:33,414 --> 01:15:34,346
Stop it!

1587
01:15:36,984 --> 01:15:37,916
Sorry.

1588
01:15:37,985 --> 01:15:39,850
What did
- Come here!

1589
01:15:39,920 --> 01:15:42,081
Leave me alone! You crazy?

1590
01:15:42,156 --> 01:15:43,123
Uhh!

1591
01:15:44,425 --> 01:15:45,517
Unhh! Uhh!

1592
01:15:46,726 --> 01:15:47,659
Bastard!

1593
01:15:53,434 --> 01:15:54,901
We need to talk.

1594
01:15:57,605 --> 01:15:58,537
OK.

1595
01:16:01,108 --> 01:16:02,370
Where to begin?

1596
01:16:02,443 --> 01:16:04,877
With your constant absenteeism?

1597
01:16:04,945 --> 01:16:08,039
With your unpresentable appearance?

1598
01:16:08,115 --> 01:16:09,480
You're up for review.

1599
01:16:09,550 --> 01:16:12,781
I am Jack’s... complete
lack of surprise.

1600
01:16:12,853 --> 01:16:13,786
What?

1601
01:16:13,855 --> 01:16:14,822
Let's pretend.

1602
01:16:14,890 --> 01:16:16,720
You're the Department of Transportation.

1603
01:16:16,791 --> 01:16:17,758
OK?

1604
01:16:17,825 --> 01:16:21,488
Someone informs you that this company

1605
01:16:21,562 --> 01:16:23,553
installs front seat mounting brackets

1606
01:16:23,631 --> 01:16:25,657
that never pass collision tests...

1607
01:16:25,734 --> 01:16:29,169
brake linings that fail
after a thousand miles,

1608
01:16:29,236 --> 01:16:31,398
and fuel injectors that explode

1609
01:16:31,473 --> 01:16:33,235
and burn people alive.

1610
01:16:34,542 --> 01:16:35,635
What then?

1611
01:16:35,710 --> 01:16:38,007
Are you threatening me?

1612
01:16:38,078 --> 01:16:39,045
No...

1613
01:16:39,113 --> 01:16:40,877
Get the fuck outta here. You're fired.

1614
01:16:40,949 --> 01:16:42,644
I have a better solution.

1615
01:16:42,717 --> 01:16:46,209
You keep me on the payroll
as an outside consultant.

1616
01:16:46,288 --> 01:16:48,017
And in exchange for my salary,

1617
01:16:48,089 --> 01:16:49,885
my job will be never to tell people

1618
01:16:49,957 --> 01:16:52,188
these things that I know.

1619
01:16:52,260 --> 01:16:54,251
I don't even have to
come into the of fice.

1620
01:16:54,329 --> 01:16:55,795
I can do this job from home.

1621
01:16:57,599 --> 01:16:59,533
Who-Who the fuck do you think you are,

1622
01:16:59,601 --> 01:17:02,331
you crazy little shit?

1623
01:17:06,509 --> 01:17:07,975
Security?

1624
01:17:08,043 --> 01:17:10,034
I am Jack's smirking revenge.

1625
01:17:10,111 --> 01:17:11,305
Ohh!

1626
01:17:16,117 --> 01:17:17,244
Ohh!

1627
01:17:17,320 --> 01:17:18,650
Ahh... ahh...

1628
01:17:18,720 --> 01:17:21,086
What the hell are you doing?

1629
01:17:29,332 --> 01:17:31,561
Ohh... that hurt.

1630
01:17:33,870 --> 01:17:36,531
Why would you do that?

1631
01:17:36,605 --> 01:17:37,867
Oh, my God.

1632
01:17:37,939 --> 01:17:39,601
No! Please stop!

1633
01:17:42,344 --> 01:17:44,745
Uhh! Uh... uhh!

1634
01:17:49,752 --> 01:17:51,014
What are you doing?

1635
01:17:52,154 --> 01:17:54,213
Oh, God, no! Please! No!

1636
01:17:54,290 --> 01:17:56,952
For some reason, I
thought of my first fight

1637
01:17:57,026 --> 01:17:58,390
with Tyler.

1638
01:17:58,460 --> 01:17:59,393
No!

1639
01:18:24,520 --> 01:18:26,751
Under and behind and inside,

1640
01:18:26,823 --> 01:18:29,017
everything this man took for granted...

1641
01:18:29,091 --> 01:18:31,458
something horrible had been growing.

1642
01:18:32,662 --> 01:18:33,754
Now, look.

1643
01:18:33,829 --> 01:18:36,161
Give me the paychecks like I asked,

1644
01:18:36,232 --> 01:18:38,564
and you won't ever see me again.

1645
01:18:38,634 --> 01:18:42,093
And right then, at our most
excellent moment together...

1646
01:18:44,440 --> 01:18:46,567
Oh... thank God.

1647
01:18:46,642 --> 01:18:48,508
Please don't hit me again. Please...

1648
01:18:48,579 --> 01:18:50,739
Telephone, computer, fax machine,

1649
01:18:50,813 --> 01:18:55,046
52 weekly paychecks, and
48 airline flight coupons.

1650
01:18:55,118 --> 01:18:57,517
We now had corporate sponsorship.

1651
01:18:57,588 --> 01:18:59,818
This is how Tyler and I
were able to have Fight Club

1652
01:18:59,890 --> 01:19:01,356
every night of the week.

1653
01:19:04,094 --> 01:19:06,585
Now nobody was the center of Fight Club

1654
01:19:06,663 --> 01:19:08,654
except the 2 men fighting.

1655
01:19:08,732 --> 01:19:12,725
The leader walked through the
crowd, out in the darkness.

1656
01:19:14,004 --> 01:19:16,871
Tyler was now involved
in a class-action lawsuit

1657
01:19:16,940 --> 01:19:19,465
with the Pressman Hotel over
the urine content of their soup.

1658
01:19:26,049 --> 01:19:28,313
I am Jack’s wasted life.

1659
01:19:32,889 --> 01:19:35,915
Yeah! Yeah! Ha ha! Yeah!

1660
01:19:36,059 --> 01:19:37,390
There you are, sir.

1661
01:19:40,732 --> 01:19:43,325
Tyler dreamed up new
homework assignments.

1662
01:19:43,400 --> 01:19:46,029
He handed them out in sealed envelopes.

1663
01:20:25,176 --> 01:20:26,768
Did you know there's a Fight Club

1664
01:20:26,844 --> 01:20:27,776
up in Delaware City?

1665
01:20:27,845 --> 01:20:28,777
Yeah, I heard.

1666
01:20:29,947 --> 01:20:32,575
There's one in Penn's Grove, too.

1667
01:20:32,650 --> 01:20:34,880
Bob even found one up in Newcastle.

1668
01:20:34,952 --> 01:20:36,886
Yeah. Did you start that one?

1669
01:20:36,954 --> 01:20:38,388
No. I thought you did.

1670
01:20:38,457 --> 01:20:39,718
Nah.

1671
01:20:39,791 --> 01:20:40,723
Pff!.

1672
01:21:29,675 --> 01:21:31,039
Stop for a second.

1673
01:21:31,110 --> 01:21:32,543
Hey, what are we doing?

1674
01:21:32,611 --> 01:21:33,543
Turn around.

1675
01:21:33,612 --> 01:21:35,045
What are we doing?

1676
01:21:35,114 --> 01:21:36,046
Homework assignment.

1677
01:21:36,115 --> 01:21:37,377
What kind of homework assignment?

1678
01:21:37,449 --> 01:21:38,711
Human sacrifice.

1679
01:21:38,784 --> 01:21:39,876
Hey, is that a gun?

1680
01:21:39,952 --> 01:21:41,385
Please. Please tell me that's not a gun.

1681
01:21:41,453 --> 01:21:42,385
It's a gun.

1682
01:21:42,454 --> 01:21:43,386
What are you doing?

1683
01:21:43,455 --> 01:21:44,387
Meet me in the back.

1684
01:21:44,456 --> 01:21:45,889
Hey, don't fuck around.

1685
01:21:45,958 --> 01:21:47,187
Meet me in the back.

1686
01:21:47,260 --> 01:21:49,386
On a long enough time line,

1687
01:21:49,461 --> 01:21:51,827
the survival rate for
everyone drops to zero.

1688
01:21:52,966 --> 01:21:54,933
What are you doing? Come on.

1689
01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:56,365
Hands behind your back.

1690
01:21:56,435 --> 01:21:57,367
God.

1691
01:21:57,436 --> 01:21:58,529
Give me your wallet.

1692
01:21:59,805 --> 01:22:01,136
Raymond K. Hessel,

1693
01:22:01,206 --> 01:22:04,199
1320 Southeast Banning, apartment A.

1694
01:22:04,277 --> 01:22:05,607
Small, cramped basement
apartment, Raymond?

1695
01:22:05,677 --> 01:22:06,701
How did you know?

1696
01:22:06,779 --> 01:22:08,407
Because they give shitty
basement apartments

1697
01:22:08,481 --> 01:22:10,415
Letters instead of numbers.

1698
01:22:10,483 --> 01:22:11,915
Raymond...

1699
01:22:11,984 --> 01:22:13,418
you're going to die.

1700
01:22:13,486 --> 01:22:14,953
Oh, my God, no...

1701
01:22:15,021 --> 01:22:16,215
Is that your mom and dad?

1702
01:22:16,289 --> 01:22:17,778
Mom and dad are going to have to call up

1703
01:22:17,856 --> 01:22:18,846
kindly Dr.
So-And-So

1704
01:22:18,925 --> 01:22:20,324
to pick up your dental records.

1705
01:22:20,393 --> 01:22:21,587
You want to know why?

1706
01:22:21,661 --> 01:22:23,389
Because there's going to be
nothing left of your face.

1707
01:22:23,462 --> 01:22:25,226
Aw, come on.

1708
01:22:25,298 --> 01:22:27,732
An expired community
college student I.D.

1709
01:22:27,801 --> 01:22:29,233
What'd you study, Raymond?

1710
01:22:29,302 --> 01:22:30,860
S-S-S-Stuff.

1711
01:22:30,937 --> 01:22:32,336
Stuff?

1712
01:22:32,405 --> 01:22:34,531
Were the midterms hard?

1713
01:22:35,642 --> 01:22:37,007
I asked you what you studied.

1714
01:22:37,076 --> 01:22:38,202
Biology, mostly.

1715
01:22:38,278 --> 01:22:39,403
Why?

1716
01:22:39,478 --> 01:22:41,379
I-I don't know.

1717
01:22:41,447 --> 01:22:44,848
What did you want to
be, Raymond K. Hessel?

1718
01:22:46,319 --> 01:22:48,446
The question, Raymond,

1719
01:22:48,521 --> 01:22:51,911
was what did you want to be?

1720
01:22:52,045 --> 01:22:53,876
Answer him, Raymond! Jesus!

1721
01:22:53,947 --> 01:22:55,346
Veterinarian! Veterinarian!

1722
01:22:55,415 --> 01:22:56,474
Animals.

1723
01:22:56,550 --> 01:22:58,483
Yeah,
animal s-s-s-

1724
01:22:58,551 --> 01:22:59,575
Stuff. Yeah, I got that.

1725
01:22:59,652 --> 01:23:00,710
That means you have
to get more schooling.

1726
01:23:00,787 --> 01:23:02,221
Too much school.

1727
01:23:02,289 --> 01:23:03,653
Would you rather be dead?

1728
01:23:03,723 --> 01:23:04,655
No...

1729
01:23:04,724 --> 01:23:05,952
Would you rather die, here,

1730
01:23:06,025 --> 01:23:07,459
on your knees,

1731
01:23:07,528 --> 01:23:09,324
in the back of a convenience store?

1732
01:23:09,395 --> 01:23:10,953
No... No, please...

1733
01:23:11,030 --> 01:23:12,293
no...

1734
01:23:15,568 --> 01:23:17,127
I'm keeping your license.

1735
01:23:18,405 --> 01:23:19,962
Gonna check in on you.

1736
01:23:20,039 --> 01:23:21,973
I know where you live.

1737
01:23:22,041 --> 01:23:24,977
If you’re not on your way
to becoming a veterinarian

1738
01:23:25,045 --> 01:23:26,671
in 6 weeks, you will be dead.

1739
01:23:28,549 --> 01:23:30,380
Now run on home.

1740
01:23:35,155 --> 01:23:37,452
Run, Forrest, run!

1741
01:23:39,093 --> 01:23:40,458
I feel ill.

1742
01:23:42,296 --> 01:23:43,729
Imagine how he feels.

1743
01:23:43,797 --> 01:23:45,731
Come on, this isn't funny!

1744
01:23:45,799 --> 01:23:47,232
That wasn't funny.

1745
01:23:47,301 --> 01:23:49,326
What the fuck was the point of that?

1746
01:23:49,403 --> 01:23:50,836
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day

1747
01:23:50,904 --> 01:23:52,337
of Raymond K. Hessel's life.

1748
01:23:52,406 --> 01:23:53,839
His breakfast will taste better

1749
01:23:53,907 --> 01:23:56,808
than any meal you and
I have ever tasted.

1750
01:23:58,345 --> 01:24:00,939
You had to give it to him.

1751
01:24:01,015 --> 01:24:02,346
Come on.

1752
01:24:02,416 --> 01:24:03,383
He had a plan.

1753
01:24:03,450 --> 01:24:05,385
And it started to make sense

1754
01:24:05,452 --> 01:24:06,817
in a Tyler sort of way.

1755
01:24:06,887 --> 01:24:07,876
No fear.

1756
01:24:07,955 --> 01:24:09,890
No distractions.

1757
01:24:09,958 --> 01:24:13,324
The ability to let that
which does not matter

1758
01:24:13,394 --> 01:24:15,363
truly slide.

1759
01:24:27,509 --> 01:24:29,135
You're not your job.

1760
01:24:31,379 --> 01:24:34,643
You're not how much money
you have in the bank.

1761
01:24:36,384 --> 01:24:39,148
You're not the car you drive.

1762
01:24:39,220 --> 01:24:41,814
You're not the contents of your wallet.

1763
01:24:43,291 --> 01:24:45,316
You're not your fuckin' khakis.

1764
01:24:47,529 --> 01:24:50,965
You're the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

1765
01:25:00,008 --> 01:25:02,943
I'll be out of your way in a sec.

1766
01:25:03,011 --> 01:25:04,478
You don't have to go.

1767
01:25:06,581 --> 01:25:07,673
Whatever.

1768
01:25:08,750 --> 01:25:11,685
No, I mean, uh...

1769
01:25:11,753 --> 01:25:12,981
It's OK.

1770
01:25:22,430 --> 01:25:25,298
Are you still going to groups?

1771
01:25:25,367 --> 01:25:26,458
Yeah.

1772
01:25:28,636 --> 01:25:30,468
Chloe's dead.

1773
01:25:30,539 --> 01:25:33,234
Ah, Chloe.

1774
01:25:33,308 --> 01:25:35,470
When did that happen?

1775
01:25:35,544 --> 01:25:37,943
do you care?

1776
01:25:38,012 --> 01:25:39,309
I don't know.

1777
01:25:39,380 --> 01:25:41,576
I haven't thought about it in a while.

1778
01:25:41,650 --> 01:25:43,913
Yeah, well...

1779
01:25:43,985 --> 01:25:47,114
I think it was a smart move on her part.

1780
01:25:48,257 --> 01:25:49,587
Hey, listen, uh...

1781
01:25:49,657 --> 01:25:53,321
what are you getting out of all this?

1782
01:25:53,395 --> 01:25:54,554
What?

1783
01:25:55,798 --> 01:25:57,231
I mean, all this.

1784
01:25:57,299 --> 01:25:58,732
Why do you keep...

1785
01:25:58,801 --> 01:26:01,269
Is this making you happy?

1786
01:26:02,938 --> 01:26:04,963
Yeah, well, sometimes.

1787
01:26:06,408 --> 01:26:08,842
I don't know. I don't understand.

1788
01:26:08,911 --> 01:26:10,845
Why does a weaker person

1789
01:26:10,913 --> 01:26:13,347
need to latch on to a strong person?

1790
01:26:13,415 --> 01:26:14,677
What is that?

1791
01:26:14,750 --> 01:26:16,878
Well, what do you get out of it?

1792
01:26:18,821 --> 01:26:20,755
No-It's-It's not the
same thing at all.

1793
01:26:20,823 --> 01:26:22,689
I mean, we're... it's
totally different with us.

1794
01:26:22,759 --> 01:26:23,850
We're-We're-

1795
01:26:23,926 --> 01:26:24,984
Us?

1796
01:26:25,060 --> 01:26:26,857
What do you mean by "us"?

1797
01:26:26,929 --> 01:26:28,659
I'm sorry, do you hear this?

1798
01:26:28,732 --> 01:26:29,755
Hear what?

1799
01:26:29,832 --> 01:26:31,800
You're not hearing all that noise?

1800
01:26:31,867 --> 01:26:32,800
Just-Hold on a second.

1801
01:26:32,869 --> 01:26:34,029
No, wait. What were you saying?

1802
01:26:34,104 --> 01:26:35,764
Don't change the subject.
I want to talk about this.

1803
01:26:35,838 --> 01:26:37,533
You're not talking about me, are you?

1804
01:26:37,606 --> 01:26:39,438
No. What?

1805
01:26:39,509 --> 01:26:41,305
That day you came over to
my place to play doctor-

1806
01:26:41,377 --> 01:26:42,969
what was going on there?

1807
01:26:43,045 --> 01:26:44,013
What are you talking about?

1808
01:26:44,080 --> 01:26:45,513
Nothing. Nothing.

1809
01:26:45,582 --> 01:26:46,639
I don't think so.

1810
01:26:46,715 --> 01:26:47,977
Come on, what do you want?

1811
01:26:48,050 --> 01:26:49,313
- Look at me.
- No. What?

1812
01:26:49,386 --> 01:26:51,149
Look at me.

1813
01:26:51,221 --> 01:26:52,653
What is that?

1814
01:26:52,721 --> 01:26:54,314
It's nothing. Don't worry about it.

1815
01:26:54,391 --> 01:26:55,323
Oh, my God.

1816
01:26:55,392 --> 01:26:56,416
Who did this?

1817
01:26:56,493 --> 01:26:57,425
A person.

1818
01:26:57,494 --> 01:26:58,482
Guy or girl?

1819
01:26:58,561 --> 01:27:00,553
What do you care if
it’s a guy or a girl?

1820
01:27:00,630 --> 01:27:01,688
What do you care if I ask?

1821
01:27:01,765 --> 01:27:02,925
This is none of your
business. Leave me alone.

1822
01:27:02,999 --> 01:27:03,930
You're afraid to say it.

1823
01:27:03,999 --> 01:27:04,932
I am not afraid to say. Let me go.

1824
01:27:05,001 --> 01:27:06,059
No! Talk to me.

1825
01:27:06,136 --> 01:27:07,330
- No!
- Let go of me. Leave me alone.

1826
01:27:07,404 --> 01:27:08,894
This conversation...

1827
01:27:08,972 --> 01:27:10,098
This conversation...

1828
01:27:10,173 --> 01:27:11,970
is over.

1829
01:27:12,042 --> 01:27:13,475
is over.

1830
01:27:14,644 --> 01:27:17,010
I just can't win with you, can I?

1831
01:27:24,821 --> 01:27:27,756
Hey, this is getting a little old.

1832
01:27:29,359 --> 01:27:31,555
What is-What is all this?

1833
01:27:31,629 --> 01:27:33,061
What do you think?

1834
01:27:34,497 --> 01:27:37,558
Hey, why do we need bunk beds?

1835
01:27:37,635 --> 01:27:38,566
Hey.

1836
01:27:45,675 --> 01:27:47,234
Too young.

1837
01:27:47,311 --> 01:27:48,869
Sorry.

1838
01:27:48,946 --> 01:27:51,175
What's all that?

1839
01:27:51,248 --> 01:27:53,774
If the applicant is young,
tell him he's too young.

1840
01:27:53,851 --> 01:27:55,317
Old, too old. Fat, too fat.

1841
01:27:55,385 --> 01:27:56,352
Applicant?

1842
01:27:56,419 --> 01:27:58,285
If the applicant then waits for 3 days

1843
01:27:58,356 --> 01:28:00,290
without food, shelter or encouragement,

1844
01:28:00,358 --> 01:28:02,792
he may then enter and
begin his training.

1845
01:28:02,860 --> 01:28:04,418
Training for what?

1846
01:28:09,567 --> 01:28:11,501
You think this is a game?

1847
01:28:11,569 --> 01:28:13,503
You're too young to train here.

1848
01:28:13,571 --> 01:28:15,505
End of story. Quit wasting our time.

1849
01:28:15,573 --> 01:28:17,006
Get the fuck out of here.

1850
01:28:21,612 --> 01:28:23,011
Bad news, friend.

1851
01:28:24,181 --> 01:28:26,115
It's not gonna happen.

1852
01:28:26,183 --> 01:28:29,118
I'm sorry if there
was a misunderstanding.

1853
01:28:29,187 --> 01:28:31,154
It's not the end of the world.

1854
01:28:31,222 --> 01:28:32,655
Just go away.

1855
01:28:33,791 --> 01:28:35,622
Go.

1856
01:28:35,693 --> 01:28:37,285
You're trespassing,

1857
01:28:37,361 --> 01:28:39,295
and I will have to call the police.

1858
01:28:42,767 --> 01:28:44,564
Don't you look at me.

1859
01:28:44,635 --> 01:28:46,399
do you think you're ever
getting in this house?

1860
01:28:46,471 --> 01:28:47,903
You're never getting
in this fucking house.

1861
01:28:47,972 --> 01:28:49,803
Never. Now get the fuck of f the porch.

1862
01:28:49,874 --> 01:28:51,342
Get of f the porch!

1863
01:28:51,410 --> 01:28:52,842
Sooner or later,

1864
01:28:52,910 --> 01:28:54,969
we all became what
Tyler wanted us to be.

1865
01:28:55,046 --> 01:28:57,845
I'm gonna go inside and
I'm gonna get a shovel.

1866
01:29:04,889 --> 01:29:06,323
You got 2 black shirts?

1867
01:29:06,391 --> 01:29:07,323
Sir.

1868
01:29:07,392 --> 01:29:08,825
2 pair of black pants?

1869
01:29:08,894 --> 01:29:09,825
Yes, sir.

1870
01:29:09,894 --> 01:29:10,826
One pair of black boots?

1871
01:29:10,895 --> 01:29:11,828
Sir.

1872
01:29:11,897 --> 01:29:12,829
2 pair of black socks?

1873
01:29:12,898 --> 01:29:13,830
Sir.

1874
01:29:13,899 --> 01:29:14,831
One black jacket?

1875
01:29:14,900 --> 01:29:15,831
Sir.

1876
01:29:15,900 --> 01:29:17,027
$300 personal burial money?

1877
01:29:17,102 --> 01:29:18,160
Yes, sir.

1878
01:29:20,005 --> 01:29:21,631
All right.

1879
01:29:31,850 --> 01:29:35,013
You're too old, fat man.

1880
01:29:35,087 --> 01:29:36,645
Your tits are too big.

1881
01:29:36,722 --> 01:29:39,156
Get the fuck of f my porch.

1882
01:29:45,664 --> 01:29:48,155
Bob. Bob.

1883
01:30:03,315 --> 01:30:04,749
Like a monkey

1884
01:30:04,817 --> 01:30:06,876
ready to be shot into space.

1885
01:30:06,952 --> 01:30:08,476
Space monkey.

1886
01:30:08,553 --> 01:30:12,751
Ready to sacrifice himself
for the greater good.

1887
01:30:17,663 --> 01:30:21,599
You are too fucking old, fatty!

1888
01:30:21,667 --> 01:30:23,328
And you.

1889
01:30:23,403 --> 01:30:24,994
You're too fucking...

1890
01:30:25,070 --> 01:30:26,368
blond!

1891
01:30:26,439 --> 01:30:28,831
Get out of here, the both of you!

1892
01:30:29,799 --> 01:30:31,232
And so it went.

1893
01:30:31,300 --> 01:30:33,234
Listen up, maggots.

1894
01:30:33,302 --> 01:30:35,769
You are not special.

1895
01:30:35,837 --> 01:30:39,205
You are not a beautiful
or unique snowflake.

1896
01:30:39,275 --> 01:30:41,709
You are the same decaying organic matter

1897
01:30:41,777 --> 01:30:43,404
as everything else.

1898
01:30:43,479 --> 01:30:45,811
Tyler built himself an army.

1899
01:30:45,882 --> 01:30:49,818
We are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

1900
01:30:49,886 --> 01:30:53,515
We are all part of
the same compost heap.

1901
01:30:55,191 --> 01:30:58,592
Why was Tyler Durden building an army?

1902
01:30:58,661 --> 01:31:00,322
To what purpose?

1903
01:31:00,396 --> 01:31:02,159
For what greater good?

1904
01:31:05,601 --> 01:31:07,398
In Tyler we trusted.

1905
01:31:11,274 --> 01:31:17,042
No, when he was like, "You are
not your job," I was like...

1906
01:31:17,113 --> 01:31:18,581
Yeah!

1907
01:31:20,317 --> 01:31:21,977
Hey, what's all this?

1908
01:31:24,922 --> 01:31:26,685
OK!

1909
01:31:26,757 --> 01:31:28,781
Go on in and celebrate.

1910
01:31:28,858 --> 01:31:30,292
What are we celebrating?

1911
01:31:30,360 --> 01:31:31,327
Go on.

1912
01:31:35,866 --> 01:31:36,798
Hey.

1913
01:31:36,867 --> 01:31:38,300
Let me get that for you.

1914
01:31:49,513 --> 01:31:51,947
Investigators are on
the scene right now.

1915
01:31:52,015 --> 01:31:54,313
Hold on. Police Commissioner
Jacobs has just arrived.

1916
01:31:54,384 --> 01:31:57,376
Commissioner, Commissioner,
could you please tell us

1917
01:31:57,454 --> 01:31:59,081
what you think has happened here?

1918
01:31:59,156 --> 01:32:00,589
We believe this is one of many

1919
01:32:00,657 --> 01:32:02,818
recent acts of vandalism around the city

1920
01:32:02,893 --> 01:32:05,862
somehow related to
underground boxing clubs.

1921
01:32:05,929 --> 01:32:10,059
We'll be coordinating a
rigorous investigation.

1922
01:32:10,133 --> 01:32:12,568
That was Police Commissioner
Jacobs, who just arrived

1923
01:32:12,637 --> 01:32:14,501
on the scene here of a 4-alarm fire

1924
01:32:14,571 --> 01:32:16,232
that broke out about an hour ago.

1925
01:32:16,306 --> 01:32:17,296
She's hot.

1926
01:32:17,375 --> 01:32:18,842
Live from the Parker Morris Building,

1927
01:32:18,909 --> 01:32:20,774
Lauren Sanchez. Back
to you in the studio.

1928
01:32:20,844 --> 01:32:22,472
Yeah!

1929
01:32:22,547 --> 01:32:24,105
- Ha ha ha ha!
- Yeah.

1930
01:32:24,182 --> 01:32:25,773
Holy shit.

1931
01:32:25,849 --> 01:32:26,781
Yeah!

1932
01:32:30,487 --> 01:32:31,613
- Yeah!
- Ha ha ha!

1933
01:32:31,688 --> 01:32:32,951
Hoo hoo hoo!

1934
01:32:33,024 --> 01:32:34,616
What the fuck did you guys do?

1935
01:32:34,692 --> 01:32:36,057
...how the blaze started,

1936
01:32:36,126 --> 01:32:38,823
but arson investigators
are on the premises...

1937
01:32:44,002 --> 01:32:46,937
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem

1938
01:32:47,005 --> 01:32:49,405
is you do not ask questions, sir.

1939
01:32:54,779 --> 01:32:57,304
The victory in the war against crime

1940
01:32:57,382 --> 01:32:59,407
will not come overnight.

1941
01:32:59,484 --> 01:33:01,611
It will take dedication and commitment,

1942
01:33:01,686 --> 01:33:04,120
and most of all, cooperation.

1943
01:33:04,188 --> 01:33:05,712
The streets are safer now.

1944
01:33:05,790 --> 01:33:08,054
There is hope in the inner city.

1945
01:33:08,126 --> 01:33:10,152
However, this is only the beginning.

1946
01:33:10,229 --> 01:33:11,195
I gotta take a piss.

1947
01:33:11,262 --> 01:33:13,696
These are the first steps

1948
01:33:13,765 --> 01:33:15,324
in a long journey.

1949
01:33:15,401 --> 01:33:17,698
That is why we have
created Project Hope...

1950
01:33:17,769 --> 01:33:18,895
Bob.

1951
01:33:18,970 --> 01:33:21,906
" Helping others with
prevention and enforcement."

1952
01:33:21,974 --> 01:33:24,737
Project Hope will be a joint effort

1953
01:33:24,809 --> 01:33:27,506
between the police
and community leaders.

1954
01:33:27,579 --> 01:33:30,206
It will be a powerful new weapon

1955
01:33:30,281 --> 01:33:32,079
in the war against crime.

1956
01:34:07,519 --> 01:34:09,646
Haahhhh!

1957
01:34:17,296 --> 01:34:19,958
Wrap it around the top
of his hacky sack, Bob.

1958
01:34:20,032 --> 01:34:21,431
Yeah. His bails are ice cold.

1959
01:34:22,801 --> 01:34:24,235
Hi.

1960
01:34:24,304 --> 01:34:26,794
You're gonna call of f
your rigorous investigation.

1961
01:34:26,872 --> 01:34:27,896
You're gonna publicly state

1962
01:34:27,973 --> 01:34:30,772
that there is no
underground group, or...

1963
01:34:30,844 --> 01:34:32,606
these guys are gonna take your bails.

1964
01:34:32,678 --> 01:34:34,806
They're gonna send one
to the New York Times,

1965
01:34:34,881 --> 01:34:37,815
one to the L.A. Times
press release style.

1966
01:34:37,883 --> 01:34:39,145
Look...

1967
01:34:39,218 --> 01:34:40,652
the people you are after

1968
01:34:40,720 --> 01:34:42,653
are the people you depend on.

1969
01:34:42,721 --> 01:34:44,780
We cook your meals. We haul your trash.

1970
01:34:44,857 --> 01:34:45,984
We connect your calls.

1971
01:34:46,059 --> 01:34:47,583
We drive your ambulances.

1972
01:34:47,660 --> 01:34:51,027
We guard you while you sleep.

1973
01:34:54,032 --> 01:34:56,900
Do not fuck with us.

1974
01:35:05,577 --> 01:35:06,545
Fooled ya.

1975
01:35:22,163 --> 01:35:24,027
Bob, you're on this one.

1976
01:35:24,097 --> 01:35:26,463
Let's go.

1977
01:35:26,533 --> 01:35:30,731
I am Jack’s inflamed sense of rejection.

1978
01:35:30,803 --> 01:35:31,735
Hey!

1979
01:35:47,387 --> 01:35:48,650
Yeah!

1980
01:36:21,422 --> 01:36:24,220
I felt like putting a
bullet between the eyes

1981
01:36:24,291 --> 01:36:26,953
of every panda that wouldn't
screw to save its species.

1982
01:36:29,396 --> 01:36:31,864
I wanted to open the dump valves

1983
01:36:31,932 --> 01:36:34,332
on oil tankers and smother
all those French beaches

1984
01:36:34,401 --> 01:36:35,993
I'd never see.

1985
01:36:39,306 --> 01:36:42,674
I wanted to breathe smoke.

1986
01:36:58,893 --> 01:37:02,590
Where'd you go, psycho boy?

1987
01:37:02,664 --> 01:37:05,656
I felt like destroying
something beautiful.

1988
01:37:09,471 --> 01:37:11,734
Get him to a fuckin' hospital.

1989
01:37:11,805 --> 01:37:12,737
Yeah.

1990
01:37:23,985 --> 01:37:25,714
Don't worry, Mr. Durden.

1991
01:37:25,787 --> 01:37:27,516
Airport parking, long term.

1992
01:37:28,657 --> 01:37:30,488
After you, Mr. Durden.

1993
01:37:31,826 --> 01:37:33,555
After you.

1994
01:37:51,980 --> 01:37:53,413
Something on your mind, dear?

1995
01:37:53,481 --> 01:37:54,573
No.

1996
01:37:54,649 --> 01:37:55,776
All right, yeah.

1997
01:37:55,851 --> 01:37:57,909
Why wasn't I told about Project Mayhem?

1998
01:37:57,986 --> 01:37:59,248
First rule of Project Mayhem

1999
01:37:59,321 --> 01:38:01,083
is you do not ask questions.

2000
01:38:01,217 --> 01:38:02,115
What are you talking about?

2001
01:38:02,184 --> 01:38:03,411
Why didn't you include
me in the beginning?

2002
01:38:03,485 --> 01:38:05,009
Fight Club was the beginning.

2003
01:38:05,086 --> 01:38:06,714
Now it's moved out of the basement,

2004
01:38:06,789 --> 01:38:08,222
it's called Project Mayhem.

2005
01:38:08,290 --> 01:38:09,756
You and I started Fight Club together.

2006
01:38:09,824 --> 01:38:11,121
do you remember that?

2007
01:38:11,192 --> 01:38:13,161
It's as much mine as
it is yours, you know.

2008
01:38:13,229 --> 01:38:14,457
Is this about you and me?

2009
01:38:14,530 --> 01:38:16,258
Yeah. I thought we were
doing this together.

2010
01:38:16,331 --> 01:38:17,492
You're missing the point.

2011
01:38:17,566 --> 01:38:19,693
This does not belong to us.

2012
01:38:19,768 --> 01:38:20,995
We are not special.

2013
01:38:21,069 --> 01:38:22,298
Fuck that. You should've told me.

2014
01:38:24,373 --> 01:38:25,499
Hey, Tyler!

2015
01:38:28,210 --> 01:38:30,007
Goddamn it, Tyler!

2016
01:38:30,079 --> 01:38:31,740
What do you want?! Statement of purpose?

2017
01:38:31,814 --> 01:38:32,838
Should I e-mail you?

2018
01:38:32,915 --> 01:38:34,439
Should I put this on
your action item list?

2019
01:38:34,517 --> 01:38:36,007
You decide your own
level of involvement!

2020
01:38:36,085 --> 01:38:38,781
I will! I want to know
certain things first.

2021
01:38:38,854 --> 01:38:40,481
The first rule of Project Mayhem-

2022
01:38:40,556 --> 01:38:41,488
Shut up!

2023
01:38:41,557 --> 01:38:43,684
I want to know what you're thinking.

2024
01:38:43,759 --> 01:38:44,726
Fuck what you know.

2025
01:38:44,793 --> 01:38:46,021
You need to forget about what you know.

2026
01:38:46,095 --> 01:38:47,027
That's your problem.

2027
01:38:47,096 --> 01:38:48,358
Forget about what you think you know

2028
01:38:48,431 --> 01:38:50,227
about life, about friendship,

2029
01:38:50,299 --> 01:38:52,665
and especially about you and me.

2030
01:38:52,735 --> 01:38:53,703
What?

2031
01:38:53,770 --> 01:38:56,033
What is that supposed to mean? What...

2032
01:38:59,376 --> 01:39:00,308
What are you doing?

2033
01:39:02,511 --> 01:39:05,208
Guys, what do you wish
you'd done before you die?

2034
01:39:05,282 --> 01:39:06,305
Paint a self-portrait.

2035
01:39:06,382 --> 01:39:07,314
Build a house.

2036
01:39:07,383 --> 01:39:08,850
And you?

2037
01:39:08,918 --> 01:39:11,479
I don't know. Get in the right lane.

2038
01:39:11,555 --> 01:39:13,146
I have to know the
answer to this question.

2039
01:39:13,222 --> 01:39:14,280
If you were to die right now,

2040
01:39:14,356 --> 01:39:16,291
how would you feel about your life?

2041
01:39:16,359 --> 01:39:17,383
I don't know!

2042
01:39:17,460 --> 01:39:18,653
I wouldn't feel anything
good about my life.

2043
01:39:18,727 --> 01:39:20,024
Is that what you want
to hear me say? Fine.

2044
01:39:20,095 --> 01:39:21,688
- Come on!
- Not good enough.

2045
01:39:21,765 --> 01:39:23,561
Stop fucking around!

2046
01:39:23,632 --> 01:39:24,894
Tyler!

2047
01:39:27,070 --> 01:39:29,129
Jesus Christ!

2048
01:39:29,206 --> 01:39:30,331
Goddamn it!

2049
01:39:30,406 --> 01:39:31,965
Goddamn it! Fuck you!

2050
01:39:32,042 --> 01:39:33,407
Fuck Fight Club.

2051
01:39:33,476 --> 01:39:36,138
Fuck Marla. I'm sick of all your shit.

2052
01:39:36,213 --> 01:39:38,181
OK.

2053
01:39:38,248 --> 01:39:39,909
OK.

2054
01:39:39,983 --> 01:39:41,541
Quit screwing around. Take the wheel.

2055
01:39:41,618 --> 01:39:42,550
Look at you.

2056
01:39:42,619 --> 01:39:43,551
Take the wheel!

2057
01:39:43,620 --> 01:39:45,383
Look at you! You're fuckin' pathetic!

2058
01:39:45,455 --> 01:39:47,013
Why? Why? What are you talking about?

2059
01:39:47,090 --> 01:39:50,548
Why do you think I blew up your condo?

2060
01:39:51,661 --> 01:39:52,753
What?

2061
01:39:52,829 --> 01:39:54,854
Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat.

2062
01:39:54,931 --> 01:39:56,762
It's not a goddamn seminar.

2063
01:39:56,833 --> 01:39:58,767
Stop trying to control everything

2064
01:39:58,835 --> 01:40:00,427
and just let go.

2065
01:40:02,272 --> 01:40:04,172
Let go!

2066
01:40:04,241 --> 01:40:05,970
All right. Fine.

2067
01:40:07,177 --> 01:40:09,078
Fine.

2068
01:41:06,971 --> 01:41:10,304
I'd never been in a car accident.

2069
01:41:10,374 --> 01:41:13,309
This must have been what
all those people felt like

2070
01:41:13,377 --> 01:41:17,314
before I filed them as
statistics in my reports.

2071
01:41:17,382 --> 01:41:18,678
Goddamn.

2072
01:41:18,749 --> 01:41:20,182
Huh?

2073
01:41:20,251 --> 01:41:22,243
Ha ha ha ha ha hahh!

2074
01:41:22,321 --> 01:41:25,016
We just had a near-life experience.

2075
01:41:30,328 --> 01:41:32,763
In the world I see,

2076
01:41:32,831 --> 01:41:35,594
you're stalking elk through
the damp canyon forest,

2077
01:41:35,666 --> 01:41:38,192
around the ruins of Rockefeller Center.

2078
01:41:40,405 --> 01:41:42,269
You'll wear leather clothes

2079
01:41:42,340 --> 01:41:45,276
that will last you
the rest of your life.

2080
01:41:45,344 --> 01:41:48,780
You'll climb the vines
that wrap the Sears Tower.

2081
01:41:50,248 --> 01:41:52,182
And when you look down,

2082
01:41:52,250 --> 01:41:55,185
you'll see tiny figures pounding corn,

2083
01:41:55,253 --> 01:41:58,688
Laying strips of venison
on the empty carpool lane

2084
01:41:58,756 --> 01:42:00,691
of some abandoned superhighway.

2085
01:42:13,605 --> 01:42:15,073
Feel better, champ.

2086
01:42:33,225 --> 01:42:35,250
And then...

2087
01:42:35,327 --> 01:42:36,761
Tyler?

2088
01:42:36,829 --> 01:42:38,353
Tyler was gone.

2089
01:42:46,171 --> 01:42:48,402
Was I asleep?

2090
01:42:50,075 --> 01:42:51,372
Had I slept?

2091
01:42:51,443 --> 01:42:52,877
You are not a beautiful

2092
01:42:52,945 --> 01:42:54,378
unique snowflake, do you understand me?

2093
01:42:54,447 --> 01:42:57,382
The house had become a living thing,

2094
01:42:57,450 --> 01:42:59,884
wet inside from so many people

2095
01:42:59,952 --> 01:43:01,283
sweating and breathing.

2096
01:43:01,354 --> 01:43:03,288
We are all from the same compost.

2097
01:43:03,356 --> 01:43:05,551
So many people moving, the house moved.

2098
01:43:07,860 --> 01:43:09,293
Planet Tyler.

2099
01:43:09,362 --> 01:43:11,296
I had to hug the walls.

2100
01:43:11,364 --> 01:43:14,925
Trapped inside this clock
work of space monkeys.

2101
01:43:15,001 --> 01:43:16,434
You can't be smoking in here.

2102
01:43:16,502 --> 01:43:19,232
do you know how much ether
we have in this fucking house?

2103
01:43:19,305 --> 01:43:21,637
Cooking, working, and sleeping in teams.

2104
01:43:24,211 --> 01:43:25,939
Hang on a second.

2105
01:43:44,865 --> 01:43:47,526
It's under control, sir.

2106
01:43:50,036 --> 01:43:51,902
Where is Tyler?

2107
01:43:51,972 --> 01:43:54,963
Sir, the first rule of
Project Mayhem is you do not-

2108
01:43:55,041 --> 01:43:56,976
Right, uh... OK.

2109
01:43:59,412 --> 01:44:01,779
I'm all alone.

2110
01:44:01,849 --> 01:44:03,783
My father dumped me.

2111
01:44:03,851 --> 01:44:05,283
Tyler dumped me.

2112
01:44:05,351 --> 01:44:08,549
I am Jack’s broken heart.

2113
01:44:11,825 --> 01:44:14,760
What comes next in Project Mayhem,

2114
01:44:14,828 --> 01:44:16,294
only Tyler knows.

2115
01:44:16,362 --> 01:44:19,821
The second rule is you
do not ask questions.

2116
01:44:22,302 --> 01:44:23,735
Get the fuck away from me.

2117
01:44:23,804 --> 01:44:25,294
Get the fuck away from me!

2118
01:44:25,372 --> 01:44:27,772
Who are all these people?

2119
01:44:33,047 --> 01:44:35,173
Paper Street Soap Company.

2120
01:44:37,417 --> 01:44:39,476
Can I come in?

2121
01:44:42,523 --> 01:44:44,185
He's not here.

2122
01:44:44,259 --> 01:44:46,419
What?

2123
01:44:47,694 --> 01:44:51,095
Tyler isn't here.

2124
01:44:51,164 --> 01:44:53,633
Tyler went away.

2125
01:44:53,701 --> 01:44:54,998
Tyler's gone.

2126
01:45:25,667 --> 01:45:26,759
Lay him down!

2127
01:45:26,834 --> 01:45:28,165
Gunshot wounds comin' through!

2128
01:45:28,236 --> 01:45:30,618
Clear some fucking room!

2129
01:45:30,751 --> 01:45:33,015
What happened?! What happened?!

2130
01:45:33,086 --> 01:45:34,644
We were on assignment.
We were supposed to kill

2131
01:45:34,721 --> 01:45:37,189
2 birds with one stone.

2132
01:45:37,257 --> 01:45:39,350
Destroy a piece of corporate art...

2133
01:45:39,426 --> 01:45:41,987
Operation Latte Thunder, go.

2134
01:45:43,897 --> 01:45:45,762
and trash a franchise coffee bar.

2135
01:45:52,240 --> 01:45:53,537
We had it all worked out, sir.

2136
01:46:02,750 --> 01:46:03,739
It went smooth until...

2137
01:46:03,818 --> 01:46:06,047
Police! Freeze!

2138
01:46:06,119 --> 01:46:07,712
Until what?

2139
01:46:07,789 --> 01:46:08,813
They shot Bob.

2140
01:46:10,391 --> 01:46:11,687
They shot him in the head.

2141
01:46:11,758 --> 01:46:12,747
Those fuckin' pigs!

2142
01:46:16,264 --> 01:46:17,195
- Ohh!
- Ohh!

2143
01:46:17,264 --> 01:46:19,256
- Oh, God.
- Son of a-

2144
01:46:20,334 --> 01:46:22,426
Those motherfuckers!

2145
01:46:22,502 --> 01:46:24,266
You morons.

2146
01:46:24,338 --> 01:46:26,602
You're running around in ski masks,

2147
01:46:26,674 --> 01:46:27,800
trying to blow things up.

2148
01:46:27,875 --> 01:46:29,137
What did you think was gonna happen?!

2149
01:46:33,214 --> 01:46:34,181
OK, quick,

2150
01:46:34,248 --> 01:46:35,613
we gotta get rid of the evidence.

2151
01:46:35,683 --> 01:46:36,615
We gotta get rid of this body!

2152
01:46:36,684 --> 01:46:37,673
Bury him.

2153
01:46:37,752 --> 01:46:39,185
What?

2154
01:46:39,253 --> 01:46:40,185
Take him to the garden

2155
01:46:40,254 --> 01:46:41,380
and bury him.

2156
01:46:42,490 --> 01:46:43,422
Come on, people!

2157
01:46:43,491 --> 01:46:44,423
Let's go!

2158
01:46:44,492 --> 01:46:45,652
Hey, get the fuck of f!.

2159
01:46:45,727 --> 01:46:46,659
Get away from him!

2160
01:46:46,728 --> 01:46:48,286
What are you talking about?

2161
01:46:48,362 --> 01:46:49,693
This isn't a fucking piece of evidence,

2162
01:46:49,764 --> 01:46:51,027
this is a person!

2163
01:46:51,099 --> 01:46:52,031
He's a friend of mine,

2164
01:46:52,100 --> 01:46:53,192
and you're not gonna bury him

2165
01:46:53,267 --> 01:46:54,256
in the fucking garden.

2166
01:46:54,335 --> 01:46:57,327
He was killed serving
Project Mayhem, sir.

2167
01:46:57,405 --> 01:46:58,531
This is Bob.

2168
01:46:58,606 --> 01:47:01,041
But sir, in-in Project Mayhem

2169
01:47:01,110 --> 01:47:02,667
we have no names.

2170
01:47:02,744 --> 01:47:03,711
No, you listen to me.

2171
01:47:03,778 --> 01:47:05,643
This is a man, and he has a name.

2172
01:47:05,713 --> 01:47:08,341
And it's Robert Paulson, OK?

2173
01:47:08,416 --> 01:47:09,781
Robert Paulson?

2174
01:47:09,851 --> 01:47:11,444
He's a man and he's dead now

2175
01:47:11,520 --> 01:47:12,544
because of us, all right?

2176
01:47:12,621 --> 01:47:13,815
do you understand that?

2177
01:47:13,889 --> 01:47:16,118
I understand.

2178
01:47:18,694 --> 01:47:19,990
In death,

2179
01:47:20,061 --> 01:47:21,825
a member of Project Mayhem

2180
01:47:21,897 --> 01:47:23,524
has a name.

2181
01:47:24,767 --> 01:47:26,961
His name is Robert Paulson.

2182
01:47:28,036 --> 01:47:29,867
His name is Robert Paulson.

2183
01:47:29,938 --> 01:47:34,034
His name is Robert Paulson.

2184
01:47:34,109 --> 01:47:37,134
His name is Robert Paulson.

2185
01:47:37,211 --> 01:47:38,543
Come on, guys, please, stop it.

2186
01:47:38,614 --> 01:47:40,081
His name is Robert Paulson.

2187
01:47:40,149 --> 01:47:42,776
His name is Robert Paulson.

2188
01:47:42,850 --> 01:47:44,876
Shut up!

2189
01:47:44,953 --> 01:47:45,942
This is all over with!

2190
01:47:46,021 --> 01:47:47,784
His name is Robert Paulson.

2191
01:47:47,856 --> 01:47:49,983
His name is Robert Paulson.

2192
01:47:50,058 --> 01:47:52,618
His name is Robert Paulson.

2193
01:47:52,694 --> 01:47:55,219
His name is Robert Paulson.

2194
01:47:55,297 --> 01:47:57,595
His name is Robert Paulson...

2195
01:48:21,558 --> 01:48:22,547
Tyler?

2196
01:48:22,625 --> 01:48:23,886
No, this is Detective Stern

2197
01:48:23,959 --> 01:48:24,891
at the Arson Unit.

2198
01:48:24,960 --> 01:48:26,053
I need to see you in my of fice-

2199
01:48:31,034 --> 01:48:32,126
I went to all the cities

2200
01:48:32,202 --> 01:48:34,033
on Tyler's used ticket stubs,

2201
01:48:34,103 --> 01:48:35,034
barhopping.

2202
01:48:36,105 --> 01:48:37,402
I didn't know how or why,

2203
01:48:37,473 --> 01:48:39,100
but I could look at 50 different bars

2204
01:48:39,175 --> 01:48:40,766
and somehow I just knew.

2205
01:48:40,843 --> 01:48:41,811
I'm looking for Tyler Durden.

2206
01:48:41,878 --> 01:48:44,608
It's very important that I talk to him.

2207
01:48:44,681 --> 01:48:46,272
I wish I could help you.

2208
01:48:47,350 --> 01:48:48,282
Sir.

2209
01:48:54,324 --> 01:48:56,053
Every city I went to...

2210
01:48:57,760 --> 01:49:00,092
as soon as I set foot of f the plane,

2211
01:49:00,163 --> 01:49:02,394
I knew a Fight Club was close.

2212
01:49:03,466 --> 01:49:05,195
Hey! Hey!

2213
01:49:05,268 --> 01:49:06,860
Taxi!

2214
01:49:06,936 --> 01:49:08,404
Look at my face. I'm a member.

2215
01:49:08,472 --> 01:49:09,631
Now, I just need to know

2216
01:49:09,706 --> 01:49:11,674
if you’ve seen Tyler.

2217
01:49:11,741 --> 01:49:13,869
I'm not exposed to...

2218
01:49:13,944 --> 01:49:15,501
speak any such information to you,

2219
01:49:15,578 --> 01:49:17,307
nor would I, even if
I had said information

2220
01:49:17,380 --> 01:49:20,213
you want at this juncture, be able.

2221
01:49:21,885 --> 01:49:23,147
You're a moron.

2222
01:49:23,219 --> 01:49:24,585
I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to ask you to leave.

2223
01:49:25,955 --> 01:49:28,150
Tyler had been busy.

2224
01:49:28,224 --> 01:49:30,955
Setting up franchises
all over the country.

2225
01:49:33,763 --> 01:49:35,231
Was I asleep?

2226
01:49:36,700 --> 01:49:38,223
Had I slept?

2227
01:49:38,301 --> 01:49:39,860
Is Tyler my bad dream,

2228
01:49:39,937 --> 01:49:41,871
or am I Tyler's?

2229
01:49:41,939 --> 01:49:43,337
We’ve just heard the stories.

2230
01:49:43,406 --> 01:49:44,634
What kind of stories?

2231
01:49:44,708 --> 01:49:46,198
Like, nobody knows what he looks like.

2232
01:49:46,277 --> 01:49:47,209
He has facial

2233
01:49:47,278 --> 01:49:48,210
reconstructive surgery

2234
01:49:48,279 --> 01:49:49,370
every 3 years.

2235
01:49:49,445 --> 01:49:51,744
That's the stupidest
thing I've ever heard.

2236
01:49:51,815 --> 01:49:54,249
Is it true about Fight Club in Miami?

2237
01:49:54,318 --> 01:49:56,650
Is Mr. Durden building an army?

2238
01:49:56,720 --> 01:49:58,347
I was living in a state

2239
01:49:58,422 --> 01:50:00,583
of perpetual déjà vu.

2240
01:50:00,658 --> 01:50:02,250
Everywhere I went,

2241
01:50:02,326 --> 01:50:04,726
I felt I'd already been there.

2242
01:50:04,795 --> 01:50:08,731
It was like following an invisible man.

2243
01:50:08,799 --> 01:50:10,892
The smell of dried blood,

2244
01:50:10,968 --> 01:50:15,268
dirty, bare footprints
circling each other,

2245
01:50:15,339 --> 01:50:18,740
that aroma of old sweat,
like fried chicken.

2246
01:50:18,809 --> 01:50:20,538
The feel of a floor still warm

2247
01:50:20,611 --> 01:50:22,204
from the fight the night before.

2248
01:50:22,280 --> 01:50:26,215
I was always just one step behind Tyler.

2249
01:50:28,753 --> 01:50:30,743
His name is Robert Paulson.

2250
01:50:30,821 --> 01:50:33,188
His name is Robert Paulson.

2251
01:50:33,258 --> 01:50:34,190
His-

2252
01:50:37,027 --> 01:50:38,359
Welcome back, sir.

2253
01:50:39,931 --> 01:50:41,090
How have you been?

2254
01:50:42,833 --> 01:50:43,994
do you know me?

2255
01:50:45,070 --> 01:50:46,559
Is this a test, sir?

2256
01:50:46,637 --> 01:50:48,538
No, this is not a test.

2257
01:50:48,606 --> 01:50:52,336
You were in here last Thursday.

2258
01:50:52,409 --> 01:50:53,809
Thursday?

2259
01:50:53,878 --> 01:50:54,810
You were standing

2260
01:50:54,879 --> 01:50:56,244
exactly where you are now,

2261
01:50:56,314 --> 01:50:59,044
asking how good security is.

2262
01:50:59,117 --> 01:51:00,414
It's tight as a drum, sir.

2263
01:51:02,954 --> 01:51:05,320
Who do you think I am?

2264
01:51:05,390 --> 01:51:07,950
Are you sure this isn't a test?

2265
01:51:08,026 --> 01:51:09,960
No, this is not a test.

2266
01:51:10,028 --> 01:51:13,429
You're Mr. Durden.

2267
01:51:13,498 --> 01:51:16,058
You're the one who gave me this.

2268
01:51:17,202 --> 01:51:18,430
Please return your seat backs

2269
01:51:18,503 --> 01:51:21,165
to their full, upright
and locked position.

2270
01:51:32,018 --> 01:51:32,949
Yeah?

2271
01:51:33,018 --> 01:51:33,950
Marla, it's me.

2272
01:51:34,019 --> 01:51:35,247
Have we ever done it?

2273
01:51:35,320 --> 01:51:36,253
Done what?

2274
01:51:36,322 --> 01:51:37,448
Have we ever had sex?

2275
01:51:37,523 --> 01:51:39,683
What kind of stupid question is that?

2276
01:51:39,758 --> 01:51:41,124
Is it stupid because the answer's yes,

2277
01:51:41,193 --> 01:51:42,160
or because the answer's no?

2278
01:51:42,228 --> 01:51:43,694
Is this a trick?

2279
01:51:43,762 --> 01:51:45,024
No, Marla, I need to know-

2280
01:51:45,096 --> 01:51:46,256
You mean you want to know if I think

2281
01:51:46,331 --> 01:51:48,800
we were just having sex or making love?

2282
01:51:48,868 --> 01:51:51,028
We did make love.

2283
01:51:51,102 --> 01:51:52,263
Is that what you're calling it?

2284
01:51:52,338 --> 01:51:53,600
Just answer the question,

2285
01:51:53,672 --> 01:51:54,604
Marla, please!

2286
01:51:54,673 --> 01:51:55,661
Did we do it or not?

2287
01:51:55,740 --> 01:51:57,265
You fuck me, then snub me.

2288
01:51:57,343 --> 01:51:58,367
You love me, you hate me.

2289
01:51:58,444 --> 01:51:59,843
You show me a sensitive side,

2290
01:51:59,912 --> 01:52:01,401
then you turn into a total asshole.

2291
01:52:01,479 --> 01:52:02,504
Is that a pretty accurate description

2292
01:52:02,581 --> 01:52:03,946
of our relationship, Tyler?

2293
01:52:04,016 --> 01:52:06,677
We have just lost cabin pressure.

2294
01:52:06,751 --> 01:52:07,684
What did you just say?

2295
01:52:07,753 --> 01:52:08,777
What is wrong with you?

2296
01:52:08,854 --> 01:52:10,116
What did you call me? Say my name!

2297
01:52:10,189 --> 01:52:12,157
Tyler Durden. Tyler Durden,

2298
01:52:12,224 --> 01:52:13,851
you fucking freak. What's going on?

2299
01:52:13,926 --> 01:52:14,858
I'm coming over.

2300
01:52:14,927 --> 01:52:15,916
No, wait, Marla, I'm not there-

2301
01:52:18,130 --> 01:52:19,893
You broke your promise.

2302
01:52:19,965 --> 01:52:20,954
Jesus, Tyler.

2303
01:52:21,033 --> 01:52:22,694
You fuckin' talked to her about me.

2304
01:52:22,768 --> 01:52:24,497
Tyler, what the fuck is going on here?

2305
01:52:24,570 --> 01:52:26,265
I asked you for one thing,

2306
01:52:26,338 --> 01:52:28,033
one simple thing.

2307
01:52:28,107 --> 01:52:29,302
Why do people think that I'm you?

2308
01:52:30,976 --> 01:52:32,170
Answer me!

2309
01:52:35,915 --> 01:52:36,847
Sit.

2310
01:52:40,253 --> 01:52:41,184
Now answer me.

2311
01:52:41,253 --> 01:52:42,743
Why do people think that I'm you?

2312
01:52:44,056 --> 01:52:45,046
I think you know.

2313
01:52:45,125 --> 01:52:46,649
No, I don't.

2314
01:52:46,726 --> 01:52:47,783
Yes, you do.

2315
01:52:47,860 --> 01:52:50,523
Why would anyone possibly
confuse you with me?

2316
01:52:51,698 --> 01:52:54,427
Uh... I... I don't know.

2317
01:52:58,238 --> 01:52:59,602
You got it.

2318
01:52:59,672 --> 01:53:01,106
No.

2319
01:53:01,174 --> 01:53:02,141
Do not fuck with us.

2320
01:53:02,209 --> 01:53:03,398
Say it.

2321
01:53:04,899 --> 01:53:06,663
Because...

2322
01:53:08,103 --> 01:53:09,161
Say it.

2323
01:53:11,072 --> 01:53:12,937
Because we're the same person.

2324
01:53:13,008 --> 01:53:15,169
That's right.

2325
01:53:15,243 --> 01:53:17,404
We are the all-singing,
all dancing-

2326
01:53:17,479 --> 01:53:19,003
I don't understand this.

2327
01:53:19,080 --> 01:53:20,012
You were looking for a way

2328
01:53:20,081 --> 01:53:21,206
to change your life.

2329
01:53:21,282 --> 01:53:23,581
You could not do this on your own.

2330
01:53:23,652 --> 01:53:25,552
All the ways you wish you could be,

2331
01:53:25,620 --> 01:53:27,178
that's me.

2332
01:53:28,256 --> 01:53:29,518
I look like you wanna look,

2333
01:53:29,591 --> 01:53:30,751
I fuck like you wanna fuck,

2334
01:53:30,826 --> 01:53:32,191
I am smart, capable,

2335
01:53:32,261 --> 01:53:34,421
and most importantly, I am free

2336
01:53:34,496 --> 01:53:36,020
in all the ways that you are not.

2337
01:53:36,097 --> 01:53:37,086
Oh, no.

2338
01:53:37,165 --> 01:53:38,098
Tyler's not here.

2339
01:53:38,167 --> 01:53:39,098
Tyler went away.

2340
01:53:39,167 --> 01:53:40,099
- Tyler's gone.
- What?

2341
01:53:40,168 --> 01:53:41,601
This is impossible.

2342
01:53:41,670 --> 01:53:43,229
- No.
- This is crazy.

2343
01:53:43,306 --> 01:53:44,636
People do it every day.

2344
01:53:44,706 --> 01:53:46,037
They talk to themselves.

2345
01:53:46,107 --> 01:53:48,269
They see themselves
as they'd like to be.

2346
01:53:48,344 --> 01:53:50,277
They don't have the courage you have,

2347
01:53:50,345 --> 01:53:51,539
to just run with it.

2348
01:53:55,384 --> 01:53:57,248
Naturally, you're
still wrestling with it,

2349
01:53:57,319 --> 01:53:58,787
so sometimes you're still you.

2350
01:53:58,855 --> 01:54:00,652
We should do this again sometime.

2351
01:54:00,723 --> 01:54:03,589
Other times, you imagine
yourself watching me.

2352
01:54:03,658 --> 01:54:04,990
If this is your first
night at Fight Club,

2353
01:54:05,061 --> 01:54:06,153
you have to fight.

2354
01:54:06,229 --> 01:54:07,559
Little by little,

2355
01:54:07,629 --> 01:54:10,929
you’re just letting yourself become...

2356
01:54:11,000 --> 01:54:13,399
Tyler Durden.

2357
01:54:13,468 --> 01:54:14,492
You are not your job,

2358
01:54:14,570 --> 01:54:16,265
or how much money you have in the bank!

2359
01:54:16,339 --> 01:54:17,499
No, you have a house.

2360
01:54:17,573 --> 01:54:18,766
Rented in your name.

2361
01:54:18,840 --> 01:54:20,775
You have jobs, you have a whole life.

2362
01:54:20,843 --> 01:54:22,435
You have night jobs
because you can't sleep.

2363
01:54:22,512 --> 01:54:24,342
Or you stay up and make soap.

2364
01:54:24,412 --> 01:54:25,937
Marla-You're fucking Marla, Tyler.

2365
01:54:26,015 --> 01:54:27,983
Uh, technically, you're fucking Marla.

2366
01:54:28,050 --> 01:54:29,347
But it's all the same to her.

2367
01:54:31,687 --> 01:54:33,177
Oh, my God.

2368
01:54:34,257 --> 01:54:36,248
Now you see our dilemma.

2369
01:54:36,325 --> 01:54:38,350
She knows too much.

2370
01:54:39,495 --> 01:54:40,553
I think we're going to have to talk

2371
01:54:40,630 --> 01:54:43,827
about how this might
compromise our goals.

2372
01:54:43,900 --> 01:54:46,927
Wh-What are you saying?

2373
01:54:47,004 --> 01:54:48,664
This is
- This is bullshit.

2374
01:54:48,738 --> 01:54:50,228
This is bullshit.

2375
01:54:50,306 --> 01:54:51,273
I'm not listening to this.

2376
01:54:51,340 --> 01:54:52,273
You are insane.

2377
01:54:52,342 --> 01:54:54,172
No, you're insane.

2378
01:54:54,243 --> 01:54:56,768
And we simply do not
have time for this crap.

2379
01:54:59,348 --> 01:55:01,213
It's called a changeover.

2380
01:55:01,284 --> 01:55:02,809
The movie goes on,

2381
01:55:02,886 --> 01:55:04,319
and nobody in the audience

2382
01:55:04,388 --> 01:55:05,945
has any idea.

2383
01:55:18,936 --> 01:55:19,868
Sir!

2384
01:55:19,937 --> 01:55:21,268
Are you checking out?

2385
01:55:21,338 --> 01:55:22,531
Yeah, uh, b-bill me.

2386
01:55:22,605 --> 01:55:24,267
I need you to initial this list

2387
01:55:24,341 --> 01:55:25,433
of phone calls, please.

2388
01:55:29,446 --> 01:55:30,606
When were these made?

2389
01:55:30,681 --> 01:55:31,875
It says right there, sir,

2390
01:55:31,949 --> 01:55:33,506
between 2:00 and 3:30 this morning.

2391
01:55:33,583 --> 01:55:34,915
No, I w-

2392
01:55:38,822 --> 01:55:39,880
Have I been going to bed

2393
01:55:39,957 --> 01:55:41,219
earlier every night?

2394
01:55:41,291 --> 01:55:43,316
Have I been sleeping later?

2395
01:55:45,295 --> 01:55:48,321
Have I been Tyler longer and longer?

2396
01:55:51,868 --> 01:55:52,800
Is anybody here?

2397
01:55:55,873 --> 01:55:58,705
Déjà vu all over again.

2398
01:55:59,776 --> 01:56:00,709
Yeah, with enough soap,

2399
01:56:00,778 --> 01:56:02,176
we could blow up just about anything.

2400
01:56:05,349 --> 01:56:07,375
Oh, my God.

2401
01:56:10,487 --> 01:56:11,455
1888.

2402
01:56:11,522 --> 01:56:12,784
I'm sorry, who am I calling?

2403
01:56:12,857 --> 01:56:14,824
1888 Franklin. This is Maintenance.

2404
01:56:16,928 --> 01:56:18,361
Hello?

2405
01:56:18,429 --> 01:56:19,360
Hello?

2406
01:56:19,429 --> 01:56:21,294
1888 Franklin Street?

2407
01:56:21,365 --> 01:56:24,460
Yes. Can I help you?

2408
01:56:26,770 --> 01:56:28,398
Hello?

2409
01:56:28,473 --> 01:56:29,599
Yeah, yeah.

2410
01:56:29,674 --> 01:56:30,935
Uh, I need to talk to your supervisor

2411
01:56:31,008 --> 01:56:31,940
right away.

2412
01:56:32,009 --> 01:56:32,942
Speaking.

2413
01:56:33,011 --> 01:56:33,943
OK, listen to me.

2414
01:56:34,012 --> 01:56:35,206
I think something really terrible

2415
01:56:35,279 --> 01:56:36,246
is about to happen at your building.

2416
01:56:36,313 --> 01:56:37,302
You have got-

2417
01:56:37,381 --> 01:56:38,610
It's under control, sir.

2418
01:56:39,984 --> 01:56:40,951
Excuse me?

2419
01:56:41,019 --> 01:56:42,576
Don't worry about us, sir.

2420
01:56:42,653 --> 01:56:44,053
We're solid.

2421
01:56:47,692 --> 01:56:48,989
2160.

2422
01:56:56,934 --> 01:56:57,958
Marla! Marla!

2423
01:56:58,036 --> 01:57:00,027
Hey! Fuck! Wait!

2424
01:57:01,105 --> 01:57:02,800
Wait, I gotta talk to you!

2425
01:57:02,874 --> 01:57:04,035
Marla, Marla!

2426
01:57:04,109 --> 01:57:05,200
Your whacked-out bald freaks

2427
01:57:05,276 --> 01:57:06,743
hit me with a fucking broom!

2428
01:57:06,811 --> 01:57:08,472
They almost broke my arm!

2429
01:57:08,546 --> 01:57:10,174
They were burning their
fingertips with lye,

2430
01:57:10,249 --> 01:57:11,237
the stink was unbelievable.

2431
01:57:11,315 --> 01:57:12,247
Look-Look, listen,

2432
01:57:12,316 --> 01:57:13,248
it's gonna take a tremendous act

2433
01:57:13,317 --> 01:57:14,249
of faith on your part,

2434
01:57:14,318 --> 01:57:15,286
but you've got to hear me out.

2435
01:57:15,354 --> 01:57:17,253
Oh, here comes an avalanche of bullshit.

2436
01:57:17,321 --> 01:57:18,788
A little more faith than that.

2437
01:57:23,161 --> 01:57:24,093
No, listen, I don't want to hear

2438
01:57:24,162 --> 01:57:25,095
anything you have to say.

2439
01:57:25,164 --> 01:57:27,223
You have every right to be...

2440
01:57:27,299 --> 01:57:29,357
Um, I'll just have a coffee, thanks.

2441
01:57:29,434 --> 01:57:32,370
Sir, anything you order
is free of charge, sir.

2442
01:57:32,438 --> 01:57:34,496
Why is it free of charge?

2443
01:57:34,572 --> 01:57:35,664
Don't-Don't ask.

2444
01:57:35,741 --> 01:57:36,799
Whatever.

2445
01:57:36,875 --> 01:57:39,502
I'll have the clam
chowder, the fried chicken

2446
01:57:39,577 --> 01:57:40,669
with the baked potato with everything,

2447
01:57:40,745 --> 01:57:42,213
and a chocolate chiffon pie.

2448
01:57:42,281 --> 01:57:44,374
Clean food, please.

2449
01:57:44,450 --> 01:57:46,212
In that case, sir, may I advise against

2450
01:57:46,285 --> 01:57:47,513
the lady eating the clam chowder?

2451
01:57:47,586 --> 01:57:49,577
No clam chowder, thank you.

2452
01:57:51,790 --> 01:57:53,314
You've got about 30 seconds.

2453
01:57:56,061 --> 01:57:56,993
Marla, I know that I've been acting

2454
01:57:57,062 --> 01:57:58,256
very, very strange.

2455
01:57:58,330 --> 01:58:00,491
OK, I know that it's got to seem

2456
01:58:00,566 --> 01:58:01,624
Like there's 2 sides to me-

2457
01:58:01,700 --> 01:58:02,632
2 sides?

2458
01:58:02,701 --> 01:58:03,998
You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass.

2459
01:58:04,069 --> 01:58:05,001
I deserve that, but-

2460
01:58:05,070 --> 01:58:06,230
I've come to realize something

2461
01:58:06,305 --> 01:58:07,237
very, very important.

2462
01:58:07,306 --> 01:58:08,364
What?

2463
01:58:08,440 --> 01:58:09,873
The full extent of our relationship

2464
01:58:09,942 --> 01:58:12,001
wasn't really clear to me up until now,

2465
01:58:12,077 --> 01:58:13,272
for reasons I'm not going to go into,

2466
01:58:13,346 --> 01:58:14,778
but the important thing is, I know

2467
01:58:14,847 --> 01:58:16,041
that I haven't been
treating you so nice.

2468
01:58:16,115 --> 01:58:17,047
Yeah, whatever.

2469
01:58:17,116 --> 01:58:18,084
No, no
- 15 seconds.

2470
01:58:18,151 --> 01:58:19,345
15 seconds, please, please.

2471
01:58:19,419 --> 01:58:21,249
15 seconds, don't open your mouth.

2472
01:58:21,320 --> 01:58:23,881
I'm trying to tell you that I'm sorry.

2473
01:58:23,957 --> 01:58:25,151
Because what I've come to realize

2474
01:58:25,225 --> 01:58:27,988
is that I really like you, Marla.

2475
01:58:29,195 --> 01:58:30,492
You do?

2476
01:58:30,563 --> 01:58:32,086
I really do.

2477
01:58:32,164 --> 01:58:33,131
I care about you

2478
01:58:33,198 --> 01:58:34,223
and I don't want anything bad

2479
01:58:34,300 --> 01:58:36,859
to happen to you because of me.

2480
01:58:36,935 --> 01:58:39,632
Marla, your life is in danger.

2481
01:58:40,774 --> 01:58:41,706
What?

2482
01:58:41,775 --> 01:58:44,174
You need to leave town for a while.

2483
01:58:44,243 --> 01:58:45,506
Get out of any major city

2484
01:58:45,578 --> 01:58:46,704
and just go camping or something.

2485
01:58:46,780 --> 01:58:47,838
You're an insane person.

2486
01:58:47,914 --> 01:58:49,005
No, no, I've involved you

2487
01:58:49,081 --> 01:58:50,879
in something terrible
that's about to happen.

2488
01:58:50,950 --> 01:58:52,383
No. Shut up,

2489
01:58:52,452 --> 01:58:53,612
shut up!

2490
01:58:56,823 --> 01:58:58,552
Listen, I tried, Tyler.

2491
01:58:58,625 --> 01:58:59,784
I really tried.

2492
01:58:59,858 --> 01:59:00,791
I know you did.

2493
01:59:00,860 --> 01:59:02,828
There are things about you I like.

2494
01:59:02,896 --> 01:59:04,386
You're smart, you're funny,

2495
01:59:04,464 --> 01:59:06,830
you're spectacular in bed.

2496
01:59:06,900 --> 01:59:10,063
But you're intolerable.

2497
01:59:10,136 --> 01:59:13,037
You have very serious
emotional problems.

2498
01:59:13,106 --> 01:59:14,869
Deep-seated problems
for which you should seek

2499
01:59:14,941 --> 01:59:16,273
professional help.

2500
01:59:16,343 --> 01:59:17,741
I know, and I'm sorry.

2501
01:59:17,811 --> 01:59:18,675
Yeah, you're sorry, I'm sorry,

2502
01:59:18,745 --> 01:59:19,871
everyone's sorry. But...

2503
01:59:21,414 --> 01:59:23,109
I can't do this anymore.

2504
01:59:24,217 --> 01:59:25,741
I can't.

2505
01:59:25,819 --> 01:59:26,809
And I won't.

2506
01:59:28,389 --> 01:59:29,412
I'm gone.

2507
01:59:31,124 --> 01:59:32,056
You can't leave, Marla,

2508
01:59:32,126 --> 01:59:33,795
you're not safe!

2509
01:59:37,699 --> 01:59:38,631
No! Leave me alone!

2510
01:59:38,700 --> 01:59:40,564
Marla, I'm trying to protect you.

2511
01:59:40,634 --> 01:59:42,158
I don't ever want to see you again!

2512
01:59:42,236 --> 01:59:43,898
That's fine, if that's what it takes...

2513
01:59:43,972 --> 01:59:45,303
You wait. Wait right here.

2514
01:59:49,978 --> 01:59:50,910
Hold it right there.

2515
01:59:50,979 --> 01:59:51,910
Shut up!

2516
01:59:51,979 --> 01:59:53,003
Shut up!

2517
01:59:53,080 --> 01:59:54,912
Take this money and get on this bus.

2518
01:59:54,983 --> 01:59:55,915
And I promise you

2519
01:59:55,984 --> 01:59:56,973
I will never bother you again

2520
01:59:57,052 --> 01:59:57,983
if that's what you want.

2521
01:59:58,052 --> 01:59:59,281
Shut up!

2522
01:59:59,354 --> 02:00:00,685
Please get on the bus.

2523
02:00:00,755 --> 02:00:02,154
Please get on the bus!

2524
02:00:03,925 --> 02:00:05,085
Why are you doing this?

2525
02:00:05,160 --> 02:00:06,752
Because they think you're
some kind of a threat.

2526
02:00:06,828 --> 02:00:07,920
I-I can't explain it right now,

2527
02:00:07,996 --> 02:00:08,927
just trust me.

2528
02:00:08,996 --> 02:00:09,929
If I see where you're going,

2529
02:00:09,998 --> 02:00:10,930
you will not be safe.

2530
02:00:10,999 --> 02:00:12,193
I'm not paying this back.

2531
02:00:12,267 --> 02:00:13,734
I consider it asshole tax.

2532
02:00:13,802 --> 02:00:15,895
That's fine. Remember,
stay out of major cities

2533
02:00:15,971 --> 02:00:17,097
for at least a couple of days, OK?

2534
02:00:17,172 --> 02:00:18,104
Tyler.

2535
02:00:19,708 --> 02:00:21,039
You're the worst thing

2536
02:00:21,109 --> 02:00:22,508
that ever happened to me.

2537
02:00:37,592 --> 02:00:38,957
Hello.

2538
02:00:39,027 --> 02:00:40,619
I need you to arrest me.

2539
02:00:40,695 --> 02:00:42,994
I am the leader of a
terrorist organization

2540
02:00:43,064 --> 02:00:45,362
responsible for numerous
acts of vandalism,

2541
02:00:45,433 --> 02:00:47,129
and assault all over this city.

2542
02:00:48,204 --> 02:00:49,431
...in the metropolitan area,

2543
02:00:49,504 --> 02:00:52,030
with probably a couple hundred members.

2544
02:00:52,108 --> 02:00:53,200
Chapters have sprung up

2545
02:00:53,276 --> 02:00:56,039
in 5 or 6 other major cities already.

2546
02:00:56,111 --> 02:00:59,172
This is a tightly
regimented organization,

2547
02:00:59,248 --> 02:01:01,340
with many cells capable of operating

2548
02:01:01,416 --> 02:01:04,443
completely independent
of central leadership.

2549
02:01:04,520 --> 02:01:06,646
Look, look, go to that house, OK?

2550
02:01:06,721 --> 02:01:08,849
1537 Paper Street.

2551
02:01:08,925 --> 02:01:10,859
That's our headquarters.

2552
02:01:10,927 --> 02:01:13,452
In the back, buried in the garden,

2553
02:01:13,529 --> 02:01:16,623
you'll find the body of Robert Paulson.

2554
02:01:16,699 --> 02:01:18,633
In the basement,

2555
02:01:18,701 --> 02:01:19,895
you're gonna find some bathtubs

2556
02:01:19,969 --> 02:01:21,493
that have been used very recently

2557
02:01:21,570 --> 02:01:25,597
to make large quantities
of nitroglycerin.

2558
02:01:25,675 --> 02:01:26,733
I believe the plan

2559
02:01:26,809 --> 02:01:28,573
is to blow up the headquarters

2560
02:01:28,645 --> 02:01:30,236
of these credit card companies,

2561
02:01:30,313 --> 02:01:32,178
and the T.R.W. building.

2562
02:01:33,917 --> 02:01:35,144
Why these buildings?

2563
02:01:35,217 --> 02:01:37,242
Why credit card companies?

2564
02:01:37,320 --> 02:01:39,152
If you erase the debt record,

2565
02:01:39,222 --> 02:01:41,712
then we all go back to zero.

2566
02:01:41,791 --> 02:01:43,816
It'll create total chaos.

2567
02:01:46,595 --> 02:01:47,584
Keep him talking.

2568
02:01:47,663 --> 02:01:48,652
I need to make a phone call.

2569
02:01:59,542 --> 02:02:01,477
I really admire what you're doing.

2570
02:02:03,146 --> 02:02:04,077
What?

2571
02:02:04,146 --> 02:02:06,342
You're a brave man to order this.

2572
02:02:06,416 --> 02:02:08,077
You're a genius, sir.

2573
02:02:08,151 --> 02:02:11,086
You said, if anyone ever interferes

2574
02:02:11,154 --> 02:02:12,917
with Project
Mayhem- even you-

2575
02:02:12,990 --> 02:02:15,287
we gotta get his bails.

2576
02:02:16,760 --> 02:02:17,727
It's useless to fight.

2577
02:02:17,794 --> 02:02:18,920
This is really a powerful gesture,

2578
02:02:18,996 --> 02:02:19,928
Mr. Durden.

2579
02:02:19,997 --> 02:02:21,258
It'll set quite an example.

2580
02:02:21,330 --> 02:02:23,424
You're making a big mistake, fellas.

2581
02:02:23,500 --> 02:02:24,432
You said you'd say that.

2582
02:02:24,501 --> 02:02:25,968
I'm not Tyler Durden!

2583
02:02:26,036 --> 02:02:27,560
You told us you'd say that, too.

2584
02:02:27,637 --> 02:02:30,470
All right, I am Tyler Durden.

2585
02:02:30,540 --> 02:02:31,734
Listen to me,

2586
02:02:31,808 --> 02:02:33,366
I'm giving you a direct order.

2587
02:02:33,443 --> 02:02:35,434
We are aborting this mission, right now.

2588
02:02:35,512 --> 02:02:36,911
You said you would definitely say that.

2589
02:02:43,121 --> 02:02:44,144
Are you fucking out of your minds?

2590
02:02:44,221 --> 02:02:45,518
You're police officers!

2591
02:02:48,526 --> 02:02:49,651
Somebody timing this?

2592
02:02:49,726 --> 02:02:50,658
No! No!

2593
02:02:50,727 --> 02:02:52,251
Keep your mouth shut!

2594
02:02:53,331 --> 02:02:54,263
Shit.

2595
02:02:57,034 --> 02:02:58,001
Yeah?

2596
02:02:58,068 --> 02:02:59,093
Hey, you know, some of this information

2597
02:02:59,170 --> 02:03:00,432
checks out.

2598
02:03:00,505 --> 02:03:02,062
Let's go over to that house

2599
02:03:02,139 --> 02:03:03,197
on Paper Street.

2600
02:03:03,273 --> 02:03:04,332
Be right there.

2601
02:03:05,410 --> 02:03:06,774
Hey! Wait!

2602
02:03:06,843 --> 02:03:08,071
I got him.

2603
02:03:08,145 --> 02:03:09,408
Sir, we have to do this, sir.

2604
02:03:09,480 --> 02:03:10,606
Stop fighting.

2605
02:03:10,681 --> 02:03:11,978
Where's the rubber band?

2606
02:03:12,050 --> 02:03:13,141
Get away from me!

2607
02:03:13,216 --> 02:03:14,148
Drop that fucking knife!

2608
02:03:14,217 --> 02:03:15,150
Drop it!

2609
02:03:18,388 --> 02:03:19,320
Back up.

2610
02:03:19,389 --> 02:03:20,448
Face down on the floor,

2611
02:03:20,525 --> 02:03:21,457
both of you, right now!

2612
02:03:24,027 --> 02:03:25,620
Get down on the floor!

2613
02:03:30,233 --> 02:03:32,202
First person comes out this fucking door

2614
02:03:32,270 --> 02:03:34,431
gets a-gets a lead
salad, you understand?

2615
02:03:59,464 --> 02:04:01,364
Get away! Get away!

2616
02:04:14,079 --> 02:04:15,545
I ran.

2617
02:04:17,081 --> 02:04:18,811
I ran until my muscles burned

2618
02:04:18,884 --> 02:04:21,011
and my veins pumped battery acid.

2619
02:04:23,789 --> 02:04:25,450
Then I ran some more.

2620
02:05:07,065 --> 02:05:08,896
What the fuck are you doing?

2621
02:05:08,967 --> 02:05:10,559
Running around in your underpants.

2622
02:05:10,636 --> 02:05:11,934
Man, you look like a crazy person.

2623
02:05:12,005 --> 02:05:13,733
No, I'm onto you.

2624
02:05:13,805 --> 02:05:14,931
I know what's going on here.

2625
02:05:15,007 --> 02:05:16,065
Well come on, then.

2626
02:05:16,142 --> 02:05:17,632
I got us a great place to watch from.

2627
02:05:19,011 --> 02:05:20,069
It'll be like
pay-per-view.

2628
02:06:09,028 --> 02:06:09,961
Oh, Christ.

2629
02:06:10,030 --> 02:06:11,929
Now what are you doing?

2630
02:06:11,998 --> 02:06:13,090
I'm stopping this.

2631
02:06:13,166 --> 02:06:16,192
Why? Greatest thing
you've ever done, man.

2632
02:06:16,269 --> 02:06:17,896
No, I can't let this happen.

2633
02:06:17,971 --> 02:06:19,495
You know there are 10 other bombs

2634
02:06:19,572 --> 02:06:21,040
in 10 other buildings.

2635
02:06:21,108 --> 02:06:22,472
God damn it, since
when is Project Mayhem

2636
02:06:22,542 --> 02:06:23,474
about murder?

2637
02:06:23,543 --> 02:06:24,840
The buildings are empty.

2638
02:06:24,912 --> 02:06:26,470
Security and maintenance,
all our people.

2639
02:06:26,547 --> 02:06:27,740
We're not killing anyone, man,

2640
02:06:27,814 --> 02:06:29,042
we're setting 'em free.

2641
02:06:29,115 --> 02:06:30,047
Bob is dead.

2642
02:06:30,116 --> 02:06:31,846
They shot him in the head.

2643
02:06:31,919 --> 02:06:33,180
You wanna make an omelet,

2644
02:06:33,253 --> 02:06:34,811
you gotta break some eggs.

2645
02:06:34,887 --> 02:06:36,150
No, I'm not listening to you.

2646
02:06:36,223 --> 02:06:37,281
You're not even there.

2647
02:06:45,098 --> 02:06:46,065
Wouldn't do that.

2648
02:06:46,133 --> 02:06:48,897
Not unless I knew which wires were what.

2649
02:06:48,969 --> 02:06:50,629
If you know, then I know.

2650
02:06:56,309 --> 02:06:57,242
Or...

2651
02:06:57,311 --> 02:06:58,243
maybe I knew you'd know,

2652
02:06:58,312 --> 02:06:59,336
so I spent the whole day

2653
02:06:59,413 --> 02:07:00,573
thinking about the wrong ones.

2654
02:07:09,225 --> 02:07:10,214
You think?

2655
02:07:12,262 --> 02:07:14,059
Oh, heavens no, not the green one.

2656
02:07:15,231 --> 02:07:16,562
Pull any one but the green one.

2657
02:07:22,439 --> 02:07:24,305
I asked you not to do that!

2658
02:07:29,914 --> 02:07:31,210
Tyler, get away from the van.

2659
02:07:34,251 --> 02:07:35,684
Tyler, I'm not kidding!

2660
02:07:35,753 --> 02:07:37,652
Get away from the van!

2661
02:07:37,720 --> 02:07:38,982
God damn it!

2662
02:07:40,291 --> 02:07:41,758
Whoa!

2663
02:07:41,826 --> 02:07:42,757
Whoa!

2664
02:07:45,963 --> 02:07:48,760
OK, you are now firing a gun

2665
02:07:48,832 --> 02:07:50,095
at your imaginary friend

2666
02:07:50,167 --> 02:07:52,863
near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!

2667
02:07:55,139 --> 02:07:56,834
Look, Tyler, Tyler!

2668
02:07:59,943 --> 02:08:01,172
Ahh!

2669
02:08:10,321 --> 02:08:11,982
Aw, come on.

2670
02:08:12,056 --> 02:08:13,250
Don't go.

2671
02:08:51,896 --> 02:08:53,056
What?!

2672
02:09:38,977 --> 02:09:40,137
3 minutes.

2673
02:09:40,212 --> 02:09:42,510
This is it.

2674
02:09:42,581 --> 02:09:44,640
The beginning.

2675
02:09:44,716 --> 02:09:46,685
Ground zero.

2676
02:09:46,752 --> 02:09:48,719
I think this is about where we came in.

2677
02:09:48,787 --> 02:09:49,754
Would you like to say a few words

2678
02:09:49,821 --> 02:09:51,619
to mark the occasion?

2679
02:09:53,526 --> 02:09:54,719
I'm sorry?

2680
02:09:54,793 --> 02:09:57,422
I still can't think of anything.

2681
02:09:59,098 --> 02:10:01,224
Ah, flashback humor.

2682
02:10:06,438 --> 02:10:08,100
It's getting exciting now.

2683
02:10:10,476 --> 02:10:11,499
2 and 1/2.

2684
02:10:11,576 --> 02:10:12,509
Think of everything

2685
02:10:12,578 --> 02:10:14,102
we've accomplished, man.

2686
02:10:15,481 --> 02:10:17,311
Out these windows, we will view

2687
02:10:17,382 --> 02:10:18,975
the collapse of financial history.

2688
02:10:20,152 --> 02:10:22,518
One step closer to economic equilibrium.

2689
02:10:37,470 --> 02:10:38,835
Why is she here?

2690
02:10:38,904 --> 02:10:40,838
Tying up loose ends.

2691
02:10:40,906 --> 02:10:44,000
Put me down, you bald-headed fucks!

2692
02:10:44,076 --> 02:10:45,305
I'm begging you,

2693
02:10:45,379 --> 02:10:46,310
please don't do this.

2694
02:10:46,379 --> 02:10:47,311
I'm not doing this.

2695
02:10:47,380 --> 02:10:49,075
We are doing this.

2696
02:10:49,148 --> 02:10:50,207
This is what we want.

2697
02:10:50,284 --> 02:10:52,342
No, I don't want this.

2698
02:10:52,418 --> 02:10:55,547
Right, except you is meaningless now.

2699
02:10:55,622 --> 02:10:57,282
We have to forget about you.

2700
02:10:57,356 --> 02:10:59,620
Jesus, you're a voice in my head.

2701
02:10:59,692 --> 02:11:00,990
You're a voice in mine.

2702
02:11:01,061 --> 02:11:02,528
You're a fucking hallucination,

2703
02:11:02,596 --> 02:11:03,721
why can't I get rid of you?

2704
02:11:03,796 --> 02:11:04,728
You need me.

2705
02:11:04,797 --> 02:11:06,926
No, I don't, I really don't anymore.

2706
02:11:07,060 --> 02:11:08,084
Hey, you created me.

2707
02:11:08,161 --> 02:11:09,923
I didn't create some loser alter ego

2708
02:11:09,995 --> 02:11:11,463
to make myself feel better.

2709
02:11:11,531 --> 02:11:12,589
Take some responsibility.

2710
02:11:12,665 --> 02:11:13,859
I do.

2711
02:11:13,933 --> 02:11:15,923
I am responsible for all of it,

2712
02:11:16,002 --> 02:11:17,094
and I accept that.

2713
02:11:17,170 --> 02:11:19,434
So please, I'm begging you,

2714
02:11:19,505 --> 02:11:21,165
please call this of f.

2715
02:11:23,509 --> 02:11:25,374
Have I ever let us down?

2716
02:11:26,846 --> 02:11:29,144
How far have you come because of me?

2717
02:11:35,088 --> 02:11:37,079
I will bring us through this.

2718
02:11:37,155 --> 02:11:39,090
As always,

2719
02:11:39,158 --> 02:11:41,353
I will carry you, kicking and screaming,

2720
02:11:41,427 --> 02:11:43,554
and in the end, you will thank me.

2721
02:11:43,629 --> 02:11:45,529
Tyler.

2722
02:11:45,598 --> 02:11:47,794
Tyler, I'm grateful to you

2723
02:11:47,868 --> 02:11:49,129
for everything

2724
02:11:49,202 --> 02:11:50,191
that you've done for me.

2725
02:11:50,269 --> 02:11:51,827
But this is too much.

2726
02:11:51,904 --> 02:11:53,429
I don't want this.

2727
02:11:53,507 --> 02:11:54,438
What do you want?!

2728
02:11:54,507 --> 02:11:55,769
Want to go back to the shit-job,

2729
02:11:55,842 --> 02:11:58,310
fucking condo world, watching sitcoms?

2730
02:11:58,379 --> 02:12:00,346
Fuck you. I won't do it.

2731
02:12:00,413 --> 02:12:03,075
Oh, God, this can't be happening.

2732
02:12:03,149 --> 02:12:05,618
It's already done, so shut up.

2733
02:12:05,686 --> 02:12:06,617
60 seconds.

2734
02:12:06,686 --> 02:12:08,051
Can you see alright?

2735
02:12:10,891 --> 02:12:12,323
I can figure this out.

2736
02:12:12,392 --> 02:12:13,950
I can figure this out,
this isn't even real.

2737
02:12:14,027 --> 02:12:16,019
You're not real, that gun isn't-

2738
02:12:16,096 --> 02:12:17,858
That gun isn't even in your hand.

2739
02:12:19,399 --> 02:12:20,890
The gun's in my hand.

2740
02:12:26,507 --> 02:12:28,906
Hey, good for you.
Doesn't change a thing.

2741
02:12:37,818 --> 02:12:40,513
Why do you want to
put a gun to your head?

2742
02:12:40,586 --> 02:12:43,420
Not my head, Tyler.

2743
02:12:43,490 --> 02:12:45,253
Our head.

2744
02:12:46,994 --> 02:12:48,393
Interesting.

2745
02:12:51,765 --> 02:12:54,529
Where are you going
with this, I KEA boy?

2746
02:13:01,308 --> 02:13:04,766
Hey, it's you and me.

2747
02:13:07,749 --> 02:13:08,681
Friends.

2748
02:13:10,717 --> 02:13:11,649
Tyler...

2749
02:13:14,656 --> 02:13:17,556
I want you to really listen to me.

2750
02:13:17,624 --> 02:13:18,557
OK.

2751
02:13:21,595 --> 02:13:23,257
My eyes are open.

2752
02:13:41,082 --> 02:13:42,982
What's that smell?

2753
02:14:03,238 --> 02:14:04,796
Where is everybody?

2754
02:14:04,873 --> 02:14:06,068
I don't know, what's goin' on?

2755
02:14:07,142 --> 02:14:08,404
Mr. Durden!

2756
02:14:09,477 --> 02:14:10,843
Oh, my God.

2757
02:14:10,913 --> 02:14:11,845
Sir?

2758
02:14:16,385 --> 02:14:17,511
Are you, uh...

2759
02:14:17,586 --> 02:14:19,416
Are you alright, sir?

2760
02:14:19,487 --> 02:14:20,715
Oh, yeah, I'm OK.

2761
02:14:20,788 --> 02:14:21,721
You look terrible, sir.

2762
02:14:21,790 --> 02:14:23,451
What happened?

2763
02:14:23,526 --> 02:14:25,720
Oh, nothing. It's no problem.

2764
02:14:25,793 --> 02:14:27,557
Oh, no, no, sir, he's not kidding.

2765
02:14:27,630 --> 02:14:28,790
You look really awful.

2766
02:14:28,864 --> 02:14:30,023
You need medical assistance.

2767
02:14:30,098 --> 02:14:31,565
- I'm fine.
- Ugh.

2768
02:14:31,633 --> 02:14:32,623
Look, I'm fine.

2769
02:14:32,701 --> 02:14:35,191
Everything's fine.

2770
02:14:38,707 --> 02:14:40,732
Let-Let her go.

2771
02:14:40,808 --> 02:14:41,797
Christ almighty!

2772
02:14:41,876 --> 02:14:43,742
You!

2773
02:14:43,812 --> 02:14:46,246
Hi, Marla.

2774
02:14:47,315 --> 02:14:48,283
Leave her with me,

2775
02:14:48,350 --> 02:14:49,282
get your stuff,

2776
02:14:49,351 --> 02:14:50,283
I'll meet you downstairs.

2777
02:14:50,352 --> 02:14:51,284
Are you sure?

2778
02:14:51,353 --> 02:14:53,321
Yes, I'm sure.

2779
02:14:54,490 --> 02:14:56,458
You fucker!

2780
02:14:56,525 --> 02:14:57,457
What kind of sick fucking game

2781
02:14:57,526 --> 02:14:58,458
are you playing now,

2782
02:14:58,527 --> 02:14:59,459
putting me on a fucking bu-

2783
02:14:59,528 --> 02:15:01,428
Oh, my God, your face!

2784
02:15:01,497 --> 02:15:02,930
Yeah, I know.

2785
02:15:07,736 --> 02:15:09,670
What happened?

2786
02:15:09,738 --> 02:15:10,898
Don't ask.

2787
02:15:10,973 --> 02:15:11,905
You're shot.

2788
02:15:11,974 --> 02:15:13,339
Yes, I'm shot.

2789
02:15:13,409 --> 02:15:14,934
Oh, my God.

2790
02:15:15,011 --> 02:15:16,443
I can't believe he's standing.

2791
02:15:16,512 --> 02:15:17,945
One tough motherfucker.

2792
02:15:21,817 --> 02:15:23,682
Who did this?

2793
02:15:23,752 --> 02:15:26,278
I did, actually.

2794
02:15:26,356 --> 02:15:27,754
Find some gauze.

2795
02:15:29,758 --> 02:15:31,818
You shot yourself?

2796
02:15:31,895 --> 02:15:32,952
Yes, but it's OK.

2797
02:15:33,028 --> 02:15:34,586
Marla, look at me.

2798
02:15:34,663 --> 02:15:36,928
I'm really OK.

2799
02:15:37,000 --> 02:15:38,967
Trust me.

2800
02:15:39,034 --> 02:15:40,764
Everything's gonna be fine.

2801
02:15:53,850 --> 02:15:55,646
You met me at a very
strange time in my life.

2802
02:15:56,305 --> 02:16:56,729
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