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People are always asking me

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if I know Tyler Durden.

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3 minutes.

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3 minutes.

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This is it, ground zero.

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Would you like to say a few
words to mark the occasion?

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With a gun barrel
between your teeth,

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you speak only in vowels.

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I can't think
of anything.

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For a second
I totally forget

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about Tyler's whole
controlled demolition thing,

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and I wonder
how clean that gun is.

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Getting
exciting now.

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That old saying,

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how you always hurt
the one you love?

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Well, it works both ways.

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We have front row seats

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for this theater
of mass destruction.

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The demolitions committee
of Project Mayhem

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wrapped the foundation
columns of a dozen buildings

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with blasting gelatin.
In 2 minutes,

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primary charges
will blow base charges

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and a few square blocks

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will be reduced
to smoldering rubble.

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I know this...

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because Tyler knows this.

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21/2.

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Think of everything
we've accomplished.

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And suddenly, I realize
that all of this:

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the gun, the bombs,
the revolution...

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has got something to do with
a girl named Marla Singer.

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Bob. Bob had bitch-tits.

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This was a support group for
men with testicular cancer.

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The big moosey
slobbering all over me,

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that was Bob.

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We're still men.

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Yes, we're men.

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Men is what we are.

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8 months ago, Bob's
testicles were removed.

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Then hormone therapy.
He developed bitch-tits

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because his testosterone
was too high,

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and his body
upped the estrogen.

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And that was where I fit...

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They're gonna have to
open up my pecs again

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and drain the fluid.

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Between those huge,
sweating tits

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that hung enormous the way
you'd think of God's as big.

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OK. You cry now.

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No, wait. Back up.
Let me start earlier.

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For 6 months,
I couldn't sleep.

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I couldn't sleep.
I couldn't sleep.

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With insomnia,
nothing's real.

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Everything's far away.

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Everything's a copy
of a copy of a copy.

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When deep space
exploration ramps up,

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it'll be the corporations
that name everything:

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the I.B.M. Stellarsphere,

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the Microsoft Galaxy,

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Planet Starbucks.

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Gonna need you out of town
a little more this week.

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We got some
red flags to cover.

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It must've been Tuesday.

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He was wearing
his cornflower-blue tie.

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You want me to deprioritize
my current reports

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until you advise
of a status upgrade?

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Make these your primary
action items.

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Here's
your flight coupons.

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Call me from the road
if there's any snags.

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He was full of pep.

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Must have had
his grande latte enema.

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Like so many others,
I had become a slave

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<i>to the IKEA
nesting instinct.</i>

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Uh, yes. I'd like to order
the Erica Pekkary dust ruffles.

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Please hold.

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If I saw something clever

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like a little coffee table
in the shape of a yin-yang,

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I had to have it.

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The Klipske
personal office unit,

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the Hovetrekke
home exer-bike,

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or the Johannshamn sofa

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with the Strinne green
stripe pattern.

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Even the Rizlampa wire lamps

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of environmentally friendly
unbleached paper.

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I'd flip through catalogs
and wonder:

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What kind of dining set
defines me as a person?

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I had it all.

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Even the glass dishes

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with tiny bubbles
and imperfections.

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Proof that they were crafted
by the honest, simple,

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hard-working indigenous
peoples of...

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Please hold.

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Wherever.

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I was holding.

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We used to read pornography.

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Now it was
the Horchow collection.

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No, you can't
die from insomnia.

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What about narcolepsy?

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I nod off. I wake up
in strange places.

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I have no idea
how I got there.

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You need to lighten up.

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Can you please just
get me something?

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Red and blue Tuenols,
lipstick-red Seconals.

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No. You need
healthy natural sleep.

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Chew some Valerian root
and get more exercise.

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Hey, come on.
I'm in pain.

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You wanna see pain?

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Swing by First Methodist
Tuesday nights.

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See the guys
with testicular cancer.

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That's pain.

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I always wanted 3 kids,

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2 boys and a girl.

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Mindy wanted
2 girls and a boy.

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We never could
agree on anything.

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Well, uh,
you know, she...

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She had her first child
last week, a...

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a girl.

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With... With her, uh,
with her new husband.

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Fuck.

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Hey... Hey, thank God,
you know.

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I'm... I'm glad for her.

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Because she deserves it.

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Aw.

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Everyone, let's thank Thomas
for sharing himself with us.

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Thank you, Thomas.

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I look around this room,
and I see a lot of courage,

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and that gives me strength.

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We give each other strength.

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It's time
for the one-on-ones.

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So let's all of us here
follow Thomas' good example

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and really open ourselves up.

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Would you find a partner?

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And this is how
I met the big moosey...

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Come on.
Let's go over here.

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His eyes already
shrink-wrapped in tears...

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knees together,
those awkward little steps.

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My name is Bob.

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Bob.

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Bob had been
a champion body-builder.

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You know that
chest-expansion program

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you see on late-night TV?
That was his idea.

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I was a juicer.

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You know,
using steroids.

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Diabonal and...

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Wistrol.
Oh, they use that

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on racehorses,
for Christ sakes.

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And now I'm bankrupt.

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I'm divorced.

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My 2 grown kids...

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won't even return
my phone calls.

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Strangers
with this kind of honesty

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make me go
a big rubbery one.

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Go ahead, Cornelius.

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You can cry.

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And then,
something happened.

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I let go.

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That's really good.

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Lost in oblivion...

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dark and silent
and complete.

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I found freedom.

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Losing all hope was freedom.

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It's OK.

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Babies don't sleep
this well.

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I became addicted.

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Come on.

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If I didn't say anything...

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people always
assumed the worst.

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Welcome, Travis.

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Welcome, Travis.

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They cried harder...

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then I cried harder.

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Now we're going
to open the green door,

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the heart chakra.

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I wasn't really dying.

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I wasn't host to cancer
or parasites.

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I was the warm little center

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that the life of this world
crowded around.

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that the life of this world
crowded around.

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Imagine your pain

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as a white ball
of healing light.

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It moves over your body,
healing you.

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Now, keep this going.
Remember to breathe,

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and step forward

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through the back door
of the room.

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Where does it lead?

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To your cave.

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Step forward
into your cave.

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That's right.

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You're going deeper
into your cave,

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and you're going to find
your power animal.

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Slide.

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Every evening, I died...

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and every evening,
I was born again.

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Resurrected.

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Bob loved me
because he thought

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my testicles
were removed, too.

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Being there...

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pressed against his tits,

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ready to cry.

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This was my vacation.

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And she ruined
everything.

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This is cancer, right?

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This chick Marla Singer

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did not have
testicular cancer.

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She was a liar.

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She had no diseases at all.

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I had seen her
at Free and Clear

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my blood parasites group
Thursdays.

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Then at Hope, my bimonthly
sickle cell circle.

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And again at Seize the Day,

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my tuberculosis
Friday night.

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Marla, the big tourist.

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Her lie reflected my lie,

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and suddenly,
I felt nothing.

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I couldn't cry.

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So once again,
I couldn't sleep.

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Next group,
after guided meditation,

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after we open
our heart chakras,

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when it's time to hug,

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I'm gonna grab
that little bitch

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Marla Singer
and scream...

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Marla, you liar!
You big tourist!

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I need this!
Now get out!

224
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I hadn't slept in 4 days.

225
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Absolutely.
We'll just let that dry.

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When you have insomnia,

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you're never
really asleep...

228
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and you're
never really awake.

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To begin
tonight's communion,

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Chloe would like
to say a few words.

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Oh, yeah... Chloe.

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Chloe looked the way

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Meryl Streep's skeleton
would look

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if you made it smile
and walk around the party

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being extra nice
to everybody.

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Well,
I'm still here,

237
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but I don't know
for how long.

238
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That's as much
certainty

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as anyone
can give me.

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But I've got
some good news.

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I no longer
have

242
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any fear
of death.

243
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But I am in
a pretty lonely place.

244
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No one will have sex
with me.

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I'm so close to the end,

246
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and all I want is to get
laid for the last time.

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I have pornographic movies
in my apartment,

248
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and lubricants
and amyl nitrate.

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Chloe...

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Everyone, let's
thank Chloe.

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Now, let's...
ready ourself

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for guided meditation.

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You're standing at
the entrance of your cave.

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You step inside your cave,
and you walk.

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If I did
have a tumor...

256
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I'd name it Marla.

257
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Marla...

258
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the little scratch
on the roof of your mouth

259
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that would heal if only
you could stop tonguing it,

260
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but you can't.

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...deeper
into your cave

262
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as you walk.

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You feel the healing energy
of this place

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all around you.

265
00:14:04,456 --> 00:14:06,336
Now find your power animal.

266
00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:12,016
Slide.

267
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:18,696
OK. Now let's partner up.

268
00:14:18,776 --> 00:14:20,936
Pick someone special
to you tonight.

269
00:14:27,296 --> 00:14:28,656
Hey.

270
00:14:29,696 --> 00:14:30,576
We need to talk.

271
00:14:30,656 --> 00:14:31,536
Sure.

272
00:14:36,256 --> 00:14:37,136
I'm onto you.

273
00:14:37,256 --> 00:14:38,096
What?

274
00:14:38,216 --> 00:14:39,656
Yeah. You're a faker.

275
00:14:39,776 --> 00:14:41,016
You're not dying.

276
00:14:41,176 --> 00:14:42,336
Sorry?

277
00:14:42,496 --> 00:14:45,536
In the Tibetan philosophy,
Sylvia Plath sense of the word,

278
00:14:45,616 --> 00:14:47,216
I know we're all...
we're all dying, all right?

279
00:14:47,296 --> 00:14:49,656
But you're not dying the way
Chloe back there is dying.

280
00:14:50,816 --> 00:14:51,736
So?

281
00:14:52,816 --> 00:14:54,496
So you're a tourist.

282
00:14:54,616 --> 00:14:56,416
OK? I've seen you.
I saw you...

283
00:14:56,536 --> 00:14:57,736
saw you at melanoma,

284
00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:59,056
saw you
at tuberculosis,

285
00:14:59,136 --> 00:15:00,936
I saw you at
testicular cancer.

286
00:15:01,056 --> 00:15:02,656
I saw you
practicing this.

287
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:03,976
Practicing what?

288
00:15:04,096 --> 00:15:05,056
Telling me off.

289
00:15:05,176 --> 00:15:07,696
Is it going as well
as you hoped...

290
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:08,776
"RUPERT"?

291
00:15:08,936 --> 00:15:10,136
I'll expose you.

292
00:15:10,336 --> 00:15:12,136
Go ahead.
I'll expose you.

293
00:15:12,256 --> 00:15:13,336
All right,
come together.

294
00:15:13,456 --> 00:15:15,536
Let yourselves cry.

295
00:15:22,816 --> 00:15:24,496
Oh, God, why
are you doing this?

296
00:15:24,576 --> 00:15:26,976
It's cheaper than a movie,
and there's free coffee.

297
00:15:27,136 --> 00:15:28,016
No, look...

298
00:15:28,096 --> 00:15:29,896
this is important, OK?

299
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:30,896
These are my groups.

300
00:15:30,976 --> 00:15:32,456
I've been coming here
for over a year.

301
00:15:32,576 --> 00:15:34,536
Why do you do it?

302
00:15:34,656 --> 00:15:35,656
I don't know.

303
00:15:35,776 --> 00:15:37,096
When people think
you're dying,

304
00:15:37,216 --> 00:15:38,696
man, they really,
really listen to you

305
00:15:38,776 --> 00:15:39,816
instead of just...

306
00:15:39,936 --> 00:15:43,296
Instead of just waiting
for their turn to speak.

307
00:15:43,456 --> 00:15:45,216
Yeah.

308
00:15:45,376 --> 00:15:46,816
Yeah.

309
00:15:46,896 --> 00:15:49,256
Share yourself... completely.

310
00:15:50,456 --> 00:15:51,736
OK, you don't want
to get into this.

311
00:15:51,856 --> 00:15:53,296
It becomes an addiction.

312
00:15:53,416 --> 00:15:54,336
Really?

313
00:15:54,456 --> 00:15:55,496
I'm not kidding.

314
00:15:55,616 --> 00:15:57,576
I can't cry if there's
another faker present,

315
00:15:57,696 --> 00:15:58,696
and I need this.

316
00:15:58,816 --> 00:16:00,576
So you got to find
somewhere else to go.

317
00:16:00,696 --> 00:16:02,896
Candy stripe
a cancer ward.

318
00:16:02,976 --> 00:16:04,736
It's not my problem.

319
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:08,496
Wait, wait, wait.

320
00:16:08,616 --> 00:16:10,056
Whoa. Hold on.
I'll tell you.

321
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,616
We're gonna split up
the week, OK?

322
00:16:11,776 --> 00:16:13,576
You take lymphoma
and tuberculosis...

323
00:16:13,696 --> 00:16:14,696
You take
tuberculosis.

324
00:16:14,816 --> 00:16:16,296
My smoking doesn't
go over at all.

325
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:17,736
OK. Good. Fine.

326
00:16:17,816 --> 00:16:19,816
Testicular cancer should be
no contest, I think.

327
00:16:19,936 --> 00:16:20,816
Well, technically,

328
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,536
I have more right to
be there than you.

329
00:16:22,616 --> 00:16:23,616
You still have
your balls.

330
00:16:23,776 --> 00:16:24,576
You're kidding.

331
00:16:24,736 --> 00:16:26,376
I don't know. Am I?

332
00:16:26,456 --> 00:16:27,936
No. No.

333
00:16:28,056 --> 00:16:28,976
What do you want?

334
00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,496
I'll take the parasites.

335
00:16:30,616 --> 00:16:31,976
You can't have
both the parasites,

336
00:16:32,056 --> 00:16:33,296
but why don't you take
the blood parasites...

337
00:16:33,416 --> 00:16:34,576
I want brain parasites.

338
00:16:34,656 --> 00:16:36,176
I'll take
the blood parasites,

339
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:37,936
but I'm gonna take the
organic brain dementia...

340
00:16:38,016 --> 00:16:38,896
I want that.

341
00:16:38,976 --> 00:16:40,176
You can't have
the whole brain.

342
00:16:40,296 --> 00:16:42,736
So far you have 4.
I only have 2.

343
00:16:42,856 --> 00:16:43,976
OK.

344
00:16:44,056 --> 00:16:46,616
Take both the parasites.
They're yours.

345
00:16:46,816 --> 00:16:48,416
Now we both have 3.

346
00:16:52,296 --> 00:16:54,656
Hey, you left
half your clothes!

347
00:17:10,216 --> 00:17:12,016
What, are you selling those?

348
00:17:12,136 --> 00:17:13,776
Yes! I'm selling
some clothes.

349
00:17:13,896 --> 00:17:14,856
So,

350
00:17:14,936 --> 00:17:16,176
we each have 3.
That's 6.

351
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:18,416
What about the seventh day?
I want ascending bowel cancer.

352
00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:19,856
The girl
had done her homework.

353
00:17:19,936 --> 00:17:20,816
Thank you.

354
00:17:20,896 --> 00:17:21,776
No. No, I...

355
00:17:21,856 --> 00:17:23,976
I want bowel cancer.

356
00:17:24,056 --> 00:17:25,696
That's your favorite, too?

357
00:17:25,896 --> 00:17:27,896
Try to slip it by me, eh?

358
00:17:28,016 --> 00:17:29,416
Look, we're gonna
split it, OK?

359
00:17:29,456 --> 00:17:31,136
Take the first and third
Sunday of the month.

360
00:17:34,416 --> 00:17:35,296
Deal.

361
00:17:37,896 --> 00:17:39,616
Looks like
this is good-bye.

362
00:17:39,816 --> 00:17:41,736
Well, let's not make a
big thing out of it, OK?

363
00:17:41,816 --> 00:17:43,576
How's this for not
making a big thing?

364
00:17:48,016 --> 00:17:49,216
Hey, Marla!

365
00:17:50,376 --> 00:17:51,136
Marla!

366
00:17:52,216 --> 00:17:54,656
May-Maybe we should
exchange numbers.

367
00:17:54,776 --> 00:17:56,096
Should we?

368
00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:58,056
W-We might want
to switch nights.

369
00:17:59,576 --> 00:18:00,496
OK.

370
00:18:05,816 --> 00:18:07,696
This is how I met
Marla Singer.

371
00:18:09,736 --> 00:18:10,936
Marla's philosophy of life

372
00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:12,976
was that she might die
at any moment.

373
00:18:13,096 --> 00:18:15,656
The tragedy, she said,
was that she didn't.

374
00:18:15,736 --> 00:18:16,816
It doesn't have
your name.

375
00:18:16,936 --> 00:18:17,896
Who are you,

376
00:18:17,976 --> 00:18:19,936
Cornelius,
Rupert,

377
00:18:20,056 --> 00:18:21,296
Travis,

378
00:18:21,376 --> 00:18:22,496
any of the
stupid names

379
00:18:22,576 --> 00:18:23,656
you give each
night?

380
00:18:26,816 --> 00:18:29,496
You wake up
at Seatac.

381
00:18:29,696 --> 00:18:30,696
S.F. O...

382
00:18:30,816 --> 00:18:32,736
L.A. X...

383
00:18:32,816 --> 00:18:34,576
You wake up at O'Hare...

384
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:36,056
Dallas-Fort Worth...

385
00:18:36,176 --> 00:18:38,016
B.W. I...

386
00:18:38,096 --> 00:18:40,216
Pacific, mountain,
central...

387
00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:41,776
Lose an hour,
gain an hour...

388
00:18:41,896 --> 00:18:43,336
Check-in for that
flight doesn't begin

389
00:18:43,416 --> 00:18:44,816
for another 2 hours,
sir.

390
00:18:44,936 --> 00:18:48,776
This is your life, and it's
ending one minute at a time.

391
00:18:48,856 --> 00:18:51,136
You wake up at Air Harbor
International...

392
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:53,056
the aircraft has
come to a complete stop.

393
00:18:53,136 --> 00:18:54,696
If you wake up
at a different time,

394
00:18:54,816 --> 00:18:56,656
in a different place,

395
00:18:56,776 --> 00:18:58,736
could you wake up
as a different person?

396
00:19:00,496 --> 00:19:01,816
Everywhere I travel,

397
00:19:01,936 --> 00:19:03,256
tiny life...

398
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,096
single-serving sugar...

399
00:19:05,216 --> 00:19:06,216
single-serving cream...

400
00:19:06,336 --> 00:19:08,056
single pat of butter...

401
00:19:08,176 --> 00:19:10,856
a microwave cordon-bleu
hobby kit.

402
00:19:10,936 --> 00:19:12,776
Shampoo-conditioner combos.

403
00:19:12,896 --> 00:19:15,976
Sample package mouthwash,
tiny bars of soap.

404
00:19:18,016 --> 00:19:20,416
The people I meet
on each flight,

405
00:19:20,496 --> 00:19:23,416
they're single-serving
friends.

406
00:19:23,536 --> 00:19:26,176
Between takeoff and landing,
we have our time together,

407
00:19:26,256 --> 00:19:28,416
but that's all we get.

408
00:19:28,496 --> 00:19:30,256
Welcome!

409
00:19:31,856 --> 00:19:33,336
On
a long enough timeline,

410
00:19:33,536 --> 00:19:35,816
the survival rate
for everyone drops to zero.

411
00:19:35,936 --> 00:19:37,896
I was a recall coordinator.

412
00:19:37,976 --> 00:19:39,936
My job was
to apply the formula.

413
00:19:40,016 --> 00:19:40,896
Here's where
the infant

414
00:19:40,976 --> 00:19:42,216
went through
the windshield.

415
00:19:42,296 --> 00:19:43,216
3 points.

416
00:19:43,336 --> 00:19:44,576
A new car
built by my company

417
00:19:44,656 --> 00:19:46,896
leaves somewhere traveling
at 60 miles per hour.

418
00:19:47,016 --> 00:19:49,376
The rear differential
locks up.

419
00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:50,376
The teenager's braces

420
00:19:50,496 --> 00:19:51,936
are wrapped around
the back seat ashtray.

421
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:54,176
Might make
a good antismoking ad.

422
00:19:54,256 --> 00:19:55,616
The car crashes and burns

423
00:19:55,696 --> 00:19:57,216
with everyone
trapped inside.

424
00:19:57,296 --> 00:19:59,656
Now, should we
initiate a recall?

425
00:19:59,776 --> 00:20:00,896
The father
must've been huge.

426
00:20:00,976 --> 00:20:02,056
You see
where the fat

427
00:20:02,176 --> 00:20:03,256
has burned
to the seat,

428
00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:04,776
the polyester shirt?

429
00:20:04,856 --> 00:20:06,816
- Very modern art.
- Ha ha ha!

430
00:20:06,896 --> 00:20:09,736
Take the number of
vehicles in the field, "A,"

431
00:20:09,816 --> 00:20:12,296
multiply it by the probable
rate of failure, "B,"

432
00:20:12,416 --> 00:20:13,376
then multiply the result

433
00:20:13,456 --> 00:20:15,656
by the average out-of-court
settlement, "C."

434
00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:18,336
"A" times "B" times "C"

435
00:20:18,416 --> 00:20:19,816
equals "X."

436
00:20:19,896 --> 00:20:22,696
If "X" is less
than the cost of a recall,

437
00:20:22,776 --> 00:20:24,856
we don't do one.

438
00:20:24,976 --> 00:20:26,096
Are there a lot

439
00:20:26,256 --> 00:20:28,016
of these kinds
of accidents?

440
00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:29,856
You wouldn't believe.

441
00:20:31,616 --> 00:20:33,736
Which car company
do you work for?

442
00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:36,336
A major one.

443
00:20:38,256 --> 00:20:40,136
Every time the plane
banked too sharply

444
00:20:40,256 --> 00:20:41,976
on takeoff or landing,

445
00:20:42,096 --> 00:20:43,856
I prayed for a crash

446
00:20:44,016 --> 00:20:45,336
or a midair collision.

447
00:20:45,456 --> 00:20:47,296
Anything.

448
00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:57,536
Life insurance
pays off triple

449
00:20:57,616 --> 00:20:59,016
if you die
on a business trip.

450
00:21:02,416 --> 00:21:04,656
"If you are seated in an
emergency exit row..."

451
00:21:04,776 --> 00:21:05,896
Yeah...

452
00:21:05,976 --> 00:21:07,496
"And you feel
you would be unable

453
00:21:07,576 --> 00:21:08,896
or unwilling to
perform the duties

454
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:10,616
listed on
the safety card,

455
00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:12,216
please ask
a flight attendant

456
00:21:12,336 --> 00:21:13,176
to reseat you."

457
00:21:14,856 --> 00:21:16,936
It's a lot
of responsibility.

458
00:21:17,016 --> 00:21:19,136
Wanna switch seats?

459
00:21:19,216 --> 00:21:20,696
No. I'm not sure
I'm the man

460
00:21:20,816 --> 00:21:22,536
for that particular job.

461
00:21:22,616 --> 00:21:25,376
An exit-door procedure
at 30,000 feet.

462
00:21:25,456 --> 00:21:26,936
Mm-hmm.

463
00:21:27,056 --> 00:21:28,856
The illusion of safety.

464
00:21:28,976 --> 00:21:31,536
Yeah. I guess so.

465
00:21:31,656 --> 00:21:34,016
You know why they put
oxygen masks on planes?

466
00:21:34,096 --> 00:21:35,736
So you can breathe.

467
00:21:35,856 --> 00:21:38,576
Oxygen gets you high.

468
00:21:38,736 --> 00:21:40,016
In a catastrophic
emergency,

469
00:21:40,176 --> 00:21:42,936
you're taking giant
panicked breaths.

470
00:21:43,056 --> 00:21:45,456
Suddenly you become
euphoric, docile.

471
00:21:45,576 --> 00:21:47,696
You accept your fate.

472
00:21:47,856 --> 00:21:50,216
It's all right here.

473
00:21:50,336 --> 00:21:51,976
Emergency
water landing...

474
00:21:52,056 --> 00:21:53,456
600 miles an hour.

475
00:21:53,616 --> 00:21:54,496
Blank faces,

476
00:21:54,576 --> 00:21:56,136
calm as Hindu cows.

477
00:21:56,256 --> 00:21:58,176
That's, um...

478
00:21:58,256 --> 00:22:01,136
That's an interesting
theory.

479
00:22:03,696 --> 00:22:04,936
What do you do?

480
00:22:05,016 --> 00:22:06,376
What do you mean?

481
00:22:06,456 --> 00:22:07,656
What do you do
for a living?

482
00:22:07,736 --> 00:22:10,696
Why? So you can pretend
like you're interested?

483
00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:14,416
OK.

484
00:22:14,536 --> 00:22:16,256
You have a kind of
sick desperation

485
00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:17,496
in your laugh.

486
00:22:20,176 --> 00:22:22,616
We have
the exact same briefcase.

487
00:22:23,856 --> 00:22:25,416
Soap.

488
00:22:25,496 --> 00:22:26,376
Sorry?

489
00:22:26,456 --> 00:22:29,056
I make
and I sell soap...

490
00:22:29,136 --> 00:22:31,856
the yardstick
of civilization.

491
00:22:31,936 --> 00:22:33,576
And this is
how I met...

492
00:22:33,656 --> 00:22:35,256
"Tyler Durden."

493
00:22:35,376 --> 00:22:37,096
Did you know, if you
mixed equal parts

494
00:22:37,176 --> 00:22:38,976
of gasoline and frozen
orange juice concentrate,

495
00:22:39,056 --> 00:22:40,776
you can make napalm?

496
00:22:40,856 --> 00:22:42,576
No, I did not know that.
Is that true?

497
00:22:42,696 --> 00:22:43,656
That's right.

498
00:22:43,776 --> 00:22:45,256
One can make all kinds
of explosives

499
00:22:45,456 --> 00:22:47,056
using simple
household items.

500
00:22:47,176 --> 00:22:48,176
Really?

501
00:22:48,336 --> 00:22:49,816
If one were
so inclined.

502
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:56,936
Tyler, you are, by far,
the most interesting

503
00:22:57,056 --> 00:22:59,456
"single-serving" friend
I've ever met.

504
00:22:59,536 --> 00:23:01,256
See, obviously,

505
00:23:01,336 --> 00:23:03,096
everything on a plane
is single-serving, even...

506
00:23:03,216 --> 00:23:05,256
Oh, I get it.
It's very clever.

507
00:23:05,376 --> 00:23:06,856
Thank you.

508
00:23:06,936 --> 00:23:09,576
How's that working out
for you?

509
00:23:09,656 --> 00:23:10,536
What?

510
00:23:10,616 --> 00:23:11,656
Being clever.

511
00:23:11,776 --> 00:23:14,056
Great.

512
00:23:14,136 --> 00:23:15,976
Keep it up, then.

513
00:23:16,056 --> 00:23:16,936
Right up.

514
00:23:18,736 --> 00:23:20,136
Now a question
of etiquette.

515
00:23:20,216 --> 00:23:21,256
As I pass,

516
00:23:21,336 --> 00:23:22,696
do I give you the ass
or the crotch?

517
00:23:29,736 --> 00:23:32,616
How I came
to live with Tyler is...

518
00:23:32,696 --> 00:23:35,536
airlines have this policy
about vibrating luggage.

519
00:23:43,056 --> 00:23:44,336
Was... Was it ticking?

520
00:23:44,496 --> 00:23:46,696
Actually, throwers don't
worry about ticking,

521
00:23:46,896 --> 00:23:48,176
'cause modern bombs
don't tick.

522
00:23:48,256 --> 00:23:49,496
Sorry. "Throwers"?

523
00:23:49,616 --> 00:23:50,696
Baggage handlers.

524
00:23:50,776 --> 00:23:53,816
But when a suitcase
vibrates,

525
00:23:53,936 --> 00:23:56,216
then the thrower's
gotta call the police.

526
00:23:56,336 --> 00:23:58,816
My suitcase... was vibrating?

527
00:23:58,896 --> 00:24:00,816
9 times out of 10,
it's an electric razor,

528
00:24:00,936 --> 00:24:03,816
but every once
in a while...

529
00:24:06,256 --> 00:24:07,736
it's a dildo.

530
00:24:09,376 --> 00:24:10,776
Of course,
it's company policy

531
00:24:10,896 --> 00:24:12,296
never to imply
ownership

532
00:24:12,416 --> 00:24:13,656
in the event
of a dildo.

533
00:24:13,776 --> 00:24:14,856
We have to use
the indefinite article

534
00:24:14,976 --> 00:24:15,896
a dildo.

535
00:24:16,016 --> 00:24:19,176
<i>Never your dildo.</i>

536
00:24:19,256 --> 00:24:20,216
I don't own a...

537
00:24:23,856 --> 00:24:25,576
I had everything
in that suitcase...

538
00:24:25,776 --> 00:24:26,856
my CK shirts,

539
00:24:27,016 --> 00:24:28,536
my DKNY shoes,

540
00:24:28,736 --> 00:24:29,856
my AX ties.

541
00:24:31,696 --> 00:24:32,696
Never mind.

542
00:24:34,256 --> 00:24:37,856
Hey! That's my car!

543
00:24:44,176 --> 00:24:46,536
Home was a condo
on the 15th floor

544
00:24:46,576 --> 00:24:49,096
of a filing cabinet for widows
and young professionals.

545
00:24:49,216 --> 00:24:51,736
The walls
were solid concrete.

546
00:24:51,856 --> 00:24:53,536
A foot of concrete's
important

547
00:24:53,696 --> 00:24:55,176
when your next-door neighbor
lets her hearing aid go

548
00:24:55,296 --> 00:24:57,576
and has to watch game shows
at full volume...

549
00:24:57,696 --> 00:24:59,376
Or when a volcanic blast

550
00:24:59,496 --> 00:25:02,096
and debris that used to be your
furniture and personal effects

551
00:25:02,176 --> 00:25:03,856
blows out of your
floor-to-ceiling windows

552
00:25:03,976 --> 00:25:05,616
and sails flaming
into the night.

553
00:25:11,696 --> 00:25:13,896
I suppose
these things happen.

554
00:25:26,096 --> 00:25:28,336
There's nothing up there.

555
00:25:28,416 --> 00:25:30,576
You can't go
into the unit.

556
00:25:30,696 --> 00:25:31,896
Police orders.

557
00:25:39,856 --> 00:25:42,136
Do you have somebody
you can call?

558
00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:44,656
How embarrassing.

559
00:25:44,736 --> 00:25:47,416
A house full of condiments
and no food.

560
00:25:56,576 --> 00:25:58,376
The police would
later tell me

561
00:25:58,496 --> 00:26:00,136
that the pilot light
might have gone out,

562
00:26:00,216 --> 00:26:03,976
letting out just
a little bit of gas.

563
00:26:04,056 --> 00:26:06,216
That gas could have
slowly filled the condo...

564
00:26:06,296 --> 00:26:08,696
1,700 square feet
of high ceilings

565
00:26:08,816 --> 00:26:10,456
for days and days.

566
00:26:17,456 --> 00:26:19,936
Then the refrigerator's
compressor could've clicked on.

567
00:26:21,216 --> 00:26:24,136
Yeah?

568
00:26:27,216 --> 00:26:28,696
I can hear you
breathing, you...

569
00:26:37,496 --> 00:26:39,616
If you asked me now,

570
00:26:39,696 --> 00:26:41,456
I couldn't tell you
why I called him.

571
00:27:22,216 --> 00:27:23,776
Hello?

572
00:27:23,936 --> 00:27:24,776
Who's this?

573
00:27:26,576 --> 00:27:27,896
Tyler?

574
00:27:28,016 --> 00:27:29,456
Who is this?

575
00:27:29,576 --> 00:27:32,176
Um, ahem, we met
on the airplane.

576
00:27:32,256 --> 00:27:34,056
We had the same
suitcase.

577
00:27:35,696 --> 00:27:37,256
Uh, the clever guy.

578
00:27:37,376 --> 00:27:41,256
Oh, yeah. Right. OK?

579
00:27:41,336 --> 00:27:43,056
I called
a second ago.

580
00:27:43,136 --> 00:27:45,016
There was no answer.
I'm at a pay phone.

581
00:27:45,136 --> 00:27:46,576
Yeah. I star-69ed you.

582
00:27:46,696 --> 00:27:48,296
I never pick up my phone.

583
00:27:49,856 --> 00:27:51,536
So, what's up, man?

584
00:27:51,656 --> 00:27:54,696
Uh, well...

585
00:27:54,776 --> 00:27:57,096
you're not gonna
believe this.

586
00:27:59,456 --> 00:28:00,856
You know, man,
it could be worse.

587
00:28:00,976 --> 00:28:02,216
A woman could
cut off your penis

588
00:28:02,416 --> 00:28:03,336
while you're sleeping

589
00:28:03,416 --> 00:28:04,616
and toss it
out the window

590
00:28:04,736 --> 00:28:05,736
of a moving car.

591
00:28:05,856 --> 00:28:07,296
There's always that.

592
00:28:07,376 --> 00:28:08,936
I don't know,
it's just...

593
00:28:09,056 --> 00:28:10,416
when you buy furniture,

594
00:28:10,496 --> 00:28:11,816
you tell yourself,
that's it.

595
00:28:11,936 --> 00:28:13,576
That's the last sofa
I'm gonna need.

596
00:28:13,656 --> 00:28:14,856
Whatever else happens,

597
00:28:14,936 --> 00:28:16,896
I've got that
sofa problem handled.

598
00:28:16,976 --> 00:28:18,336
I had it all.

599
00:28:18,416 --> 00:28:20,136
I had a stereo
that was very decent,

600
00:28:20,216 --> 00:28:22,696
a wardrobe that was getting
very respectable.

601
00:28:22,776 --> 00:28:25,936
I was close
to being complete.

602
00:28:26,016 --> 00:28:27,336
Shit, man.
Now it's all gone.

603
00:28:27,416 --> 00:28:28,456
All gone.

604
00:28:28,536 --> 00:28:31,096
Hmm. All gone.

605
00:28:32,936 --> 00:28:34,336
Do you know
what a duvet is?

606
00:28:34,416 --> 00:28:35,496
Comforter.

607
00:28:35,576 --> 00:28:37,176
It's a blanket.

608
00:28:37,296 --> 00:28:38,256
Just a blanket.

609
00:28:38,376 --> 00:28:40,096
Why do guys
like you and I

610
00:28:40,256 --> 00:28:41,096
know what
a duvet is?

611
00:28:41,176 --> 00:28:43,536
Is this essential
to our survival

612
00:28:43,616 --> 00:28:45,096
in the hunter-gatherer
sense of the word?

613
00:28:45,176 --> 00:28:46,416
No.

614
00:28:46,496 --> 00:28:48,776
What are we, then?

615
00:28:48,896 --> 00:28:51,616
We're, uh, you know,
consumers...

616
00:28:51,776 --> 00:28:53,376
Right. We're consumers.

617
00:28:53,456 --> 00:28:56,696
We are by-products of
a lifestyle obsession.

618
00:28:56,816 --> 00:28:58,976
Murder, crime, poverty...

619
00:28:59,056 --> 00:29:00,696
these things
don't concern me.

620
00:29:00,896 --> 00:29:03,856
What concerns me are
celebrity magazines,

621
00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:05,976
television
with 500 channels,

622
00:29:06,096 --> 00:29:07,896
some guy's name
on my underwear.

623
00:29:08,096 --> 00:29:10,536
Rogaine, Viagra,
Olestra.

624
00:29:10,616 --> 00:29:11,496
Martha Stewart.

625
00:29:11,576 --> 00:29:12,616
Fuck Martha Stewart.

626
00:29:12,736 --> 00:29:15,376
<i>Martha's polishing the brass
on the Titanic.</i>

627
00:29:15,456 --> 00:29:16,776
It's all going down, man.

628
00:29:16,856 --> 00:29:19,176
So fuck off
with your sofa units

629
00:29:19,256 --> 00:29:21,456
and Strinne green
stripe patterns.

630
00:29:21,536 --> 00:29:23,816
I say,
never be complete.

631
00:29:23,936 --> 00:29:25,416
I say,
stop being perfect.

632
00:29:25,536 --> 00:29:27,936
I say, let's...
let's evolve.

633
00:29:28,016 --> 00:29:29,776
Let the chips
fall where they may.

634
00:29:32,256 --> 00:29:34,336
But that's me,
and I could be wrong.

635
00:29:34,496 --> 00:29:36,376
Maybe it's a terrible
tragedy.

636
00:29:36,496 --> 00:29:37,816
No. It's just stuff.

637
00:29:37,936 --> 00:29:38,856
It's not a tragedy,
but...

638
00:29:38,936 --> 00:29:39,976
Well, you did lose

639
00:29:40,056 --> 00:29:42,536
a lot of versatile solutions
for modern living.

640
00:29:42,656 --> 00:29:43,536
Fuck. You're right.

641
00:29:43,656 --> 00:29:44,936
No. I don't smoke.

642
00:29:48,336 --> 00:29:51,856
My insurance is probably
gonna cover it, so...

643
00:29:54,296 --> 00:29:56,296
What?

644
00:29:56,416 --> 00:30:00,336
The things you own
end up owning you.

645
00:30:02,616 --> 00:30:03,816
But do what
you like, man.

646
00:30:06,256 --> 00:30:07,256
Oh, it's late.

647
00:30:07,376 --> 00:30:09,056
Hey, thanks
for the beer.

648
00:30:09,136 --> 00:30:10,336
Yeah, man.

649
00:30:10,416 --> 00:30:13,136
I should find
a hotel.

650
00:30:13,256 --> 00:30:14,096
Oh.

651
00:30:14,216 --> 00:30:15,056
What?

652
00:30:15,176 --> 00:30:16,016
What?

653
00:30:16,136 --> 00:30:16,976
A hotel.

654
00:30:17,096 --> 00:30:17,936
Yeah.

655
00:30:18,056 --> 00:30:19,576
Just ask, man.

656
00:30:19,696 --> 00:30:21,896
What are you
talking about?

657
00:30:22,016 --> 00:30:22,936
Oh, God.

658
00:30:23,056 --> 00:30:24,376
3 pitchers of beer,

659
00:30:24,496 --> 00:30:25,976
and you still
can't ask.

660
00:30:27,536 --> 00:30:28,576
What?

661
00:30:28,736 --> 00:30:30,336
You called me 'cause you
needed a place to stay.

662
00:30:30,416 --> 00:30:32,136
Oh, hey, no, no, no.

663
00:30:32,216 --> 00:30:34,056
Yes, you did.
So just ask.

664
00:30:34,176 --> 00:30:36,336
Cut the foreplay
and just ask, man.

665
00:30:38,096 --> 00:30:40,216
Would that
be a problem?

666
00:30:40,336 --> 00:30:42,296
Is it a problem
for you to ask?

667
00:30:43,776 --> 00:30:45,096
Can I stay
at your place?

668
00:30:45,176 --> 00:30:46,056
Yeah.

669
00:30:47,096 --> 00:30:48,416
Thanks.

670
00:30:52,256 --> 00:30:54,376
I want you
to do me a favor.

671
00:30:54,456 --> 00:30:55,496
Yeah, sure.

672
00:30:55,616 --> 00:30:58,296
I want you to hit me
as hard as you can.

673
00:30:58,416 --> 00:31:00,256
What?

674
00:31:00,336 --> 00:31:03,976
I want you to hit me
as hard as you can.

675
00:31:04,056 --> 00:31:05,456
Let me tell you
a little bit

676
00:31:05,536 --> 00:31:06,896
about Tyler Durden.

677
00:31:07,056 --> 00:31:09,376
Tyler was a night person.

678
00:31:09,456 --> 00:31:10,536
While the rest of us
were sleeping,

679
00:31:10,656 --> 00:31:11,616
he worked.

680
00:31:11,696 --> 00:31:14,696
He had one part-time job
as a projectionist.

681
00:31:14,776 --> 00:31:16,496
See, a movie doesn't come
all on one big reel.

682
00:31:16,576 --> 00:31:17,656
It comes on a few.

683
00:31:17,776 --> 00:31:20,136
So someone has to be there
to switch the projectors

684
00:31:20,216 --> 00:31:22,336
at the exact moment
that one reel ends

685
00:31:22,416 --> 00:31:23,616
and the next one begins.

686
00:31:23,696 --> 00:31:25,576
If you look for it,
you can see these little dots

687
00:31:25,696 --> 00:31:27,616
come into the upper right-hand
corner of the screen.

688
00:31:28,736 --> 00:31:29,656
In the industry,

689
00:31:29,776 --> 00:31:30,976
we call them
"cigarette burns."

690
00:31:31,136 --> 00:31:33,016
That's the cue
for a changeover.

691
00:31:33,136 --> 00:31:34,456
He flips the projectors,

692
00:31:34,576 --> 00:31:36,336
the movie keeps
right on going,

693
00:31:36,416 --> 00:31:37,816
and nobody in the audience
has any idea.

694
00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:40,256
Why would anyone want
this shit job?

695
00:31:40,336 --> 00:31:43,176
Because it affords him other
interesting opportunities.

696
00:31:43,296 --> 00:31:45,136
Like splicing single frames
of pornography

697
00:31:45,256 --> 00:31:46,576
into family films.

698
00:31:46,656 --> 00:31:48,616
So when the snooty cat
and the courageous dog

699
00:31:48,736 --> 00:31:50,096
with the celebrity voices

700
00:31:50,176 --> 00:31:52,056
meet for the first time
in reel 3,

701
00:31:52,216 --> 00:31:53,296
that's when you'll
catch a flash

702
00:31:53,416 --> 00:31:55,576
of Tyler�s contribution
to the film.

703
00:32:02,176 --> 00:32:03,616
Nobody knows
that they saw it,

704
00:32:03,736 --> 00:32:04,696
but they did.

705
00:32:04,816 --> 00:32:07,176
A nice big cock.

706
00:32:11,856 --> 00:32:14,416
Even a hummingbird couldn't
catch Tyler at work.

707
00:32:19,096 --> 00:32:22,056
Tyler also works sometimes
as a banquet waiter

708
00:32:22,136 --> 00:32:24,336
at the luxurious
Pressman Hotel.

709
00:32:28,856 --> 00:32:30,576
<i>He was the guerilla
terrorist</i>

710
00:32:30,656 --> 00:32:32,856
of the food service
industry.

711
00:32:33,016 --> 00:32:33,936
Do not watch.

712
00:32:34,056 --> 00:32:35,456
I cannot go
when you watch.

713
00:32:35,536 --> 00:32:37,016
Apart from seasoning
the lobster bisque,

714
00:32:37,136 --> 00:32:38,456
he farted on meringues,

715
00:32:38,576 --> 00:32:39,896
sneezed
on braised endive.

716
00:32:40,016 --> 00:32:41,456
And as for the cream
of mushroom soup,

717
00:32:41,656 --> 00:32:42,576
well...

718
00:32:42,696 --> 00:32:44,016
Go ahead, tell them.

719
00:32:44,136 --> 00:32:45,936
You get the idea.

720
00:32:46,096 --> 00:32:47,616
What do you want me to do?
You just want me to hit you?

721
00:32:47,696 --> 00:32:49,216
Come on. Do me
this one favor.

722
00:32:49,296 --> 00:32:50,216
Why?

723
00:32:50,336 --> 00:32:51,536
Why? I don't know why.
I don't know.

724
00:32:51,736 --> 00:32:52,536
I've never been in a fight.
Have you?

725
00:32:52,656 --> 00:32:53,976
No, but that's
a good thing.

726
00:32:54,096 --> 00:32:55,056
No, it is not.

727
00:32:55,176 --> 00:32:56,016
How much can you
know about yourself

728
00:32:56,136 --> 00:32:57,456
if you've never
been in a fight?

729
00:32:57,576 --> 00:32:58,776
I don't wanna die
without any scars.

730
00:32:58,896 --> 00:33:00,656
So, come on, hit me
before I lose my nerve.

731
00:33:00,736 --> 00:33:03,296
God, this is crazy.

732
00:33:03,376 --> 00:33:04,896
So go crazy.
Let 'er rip.

733
00:33:04,976 --> 00:33:06,736
Hey, I don't know
about this.

734
00:33:06,816 --> 00:33:08,936
I don't, either,
but who gives a shit?

735
00:33:09,016 --> 00:33:10,616
No one's watching.
What do you care?

736
00:33:10,736 --> 00:33:12,816
Wait. This is crazy.
You want me to hit you?

737
00:33:12,936 --> 00:33:14,736
That's right.

738
00:33:14,856 --> 00:33:17,136
What, like,
in the face?

739
00:33:17,256 --> 00:33:18,536
Surprise me.

740
00:33:20,416 --> 00:33:22,616
This is so
fucking stupid.

741
00:33:31,336 --> 00:33:32,576
Ohh!

742
00:33:32,656 --> 00:33:35,376
Motherfucker!

743
00:33:35,456 --> 00:33:37,256
You hit me
in the ear.

744
00:33:37,376 --> 00:33:38,536
Well, Jesus,
I'm sorry.

745
00:33:38,616 --> 00:33:40,376
Ow! Christ!

746
00:33:40,496 --> 00:33:42,056
Why the ear, man?

747
00:33:42,176 --> 00:33:43,176
Aw, I fucked it up.

748
00:33:43,256 --> 00:33:44,216
No. That was perfect.

749
00:33:44,336 --> 00:33:45,896
Ohh! Uhh!

750
00:33:56,216 --> 00:33:57,696
Nah, it's all right.

751
00:33:59,736 --> 00:34:01,176
That really hurts.

752
00:34:01,336 --> 00:34:03,976
Right.

753
00:34:04,056 --> 00:34:05,256
Hit me again.

754
00:34:06,456 --> 00:34:07,336
No. You hit me.

755
00:34:07,416 --> 00:34:08,376
Come on.

756
00:34:24,376 --> 00:34:26,616
We should do this
again sometime.

757
00:34:39,296 --> 00:34:40,296
Where's your car?

758
00:34:40,376 --> 00:34:41,336
What car?

759
00:34:51,576 --> 00:34:53,736
I don't know how
Tyler found that house,

760
00:34:53,816 --> 00:34:55,816
but he said
he'd been there for a year.

761
00:34:55,936 --> 00:34:58,856
It looked like it was
waiting to be torn down.

762
00:34:58,936 --> 00:35:01,056
Most of the windows
were boarded up.

763
00:35:01,136 --> 00:35:03,296
There was no lock
on the front door

764
00:35:03,376 --> 00:35:06,536
from when the police
or whoever kicked it in.

765
00:35:06,616 --> 00:35:08,216
The stairs
were ready to collapse.

766
00:35:08,336 --> 00:35:11,136
I didn't know if he owned it
or if he was squatting.

767
00:35:11,216 --> 00:35:12,976
Neither would have
surprised me.

768
00:35:14,296 --> 00:35:15,536
Yeah. That's you.

769
00:35:15,736 --> 00:35:16,696
That's me.

770
00:35:16,816 --> 00:35:18,496
That's the toilet.

771
00:35:18,616 --> 00:35:19,456
Good?

772
00:35:19,576 --> 00:35:20,416
Yeah. Thanks.

773
00:35:21,656 --> 00:35:23,256
What a shithole.

774
00:35:25,016 --> 00:35:26,616
Nothing worked.

775
00:35:28,216 --> 00:35:29,376
Turning on one light

776
00:35:29,456 --> 00:35:32,256
meant another light
in the house went out.

777
00:35:32,336 --> 00:35:33,696
There were no neighbors,

778
00:35:33,776 --> 00:35:35,696
just some warehouses
and a paper mill...

779
00:35:35,896 --> 00:35:37,496
that fart smell of steam,

780
00:35:37,616 --> 00:35:39,816
the hamster cage smell
of wood chips.

781
00:35:39,896 --> 00:35:41,816
After work tomorrow,
we'll be...

782
00:35:41,936 --> 00:35:43,776
Hey. What have
we here?

783
00:35:58,216 --> 00:35:59,056
Hey, guys.

784
00:35:59,176 --> 00:36:00,176
Hey.

785
00:36:00,376 --> 00:36:01,376
It's cool.

786
00:36:01,456 --> 00:36:02,376
Ohh!

787
00:36:10,936 --> 00:36:14,296
Every time it rained,
we had to kill the power.

788
00:36:14,416 --> 00:36:15,816
By the end
of the first month,

789
00:36:15,936 --> 00:36:17,536
I didn't miss TV.

790
00:36:17,656 --> 00:36:21,736
I didn't even mind the warm,
stale refrigerator.

791
00:36:33,976 --> 00:36:35,616
Can I be next?

792
00:36:39,816 --> 00:36:40,776
All right, man.

793
00:36:40,896 --> 00:36:42,976
Lose the tie.

794
00:36:46,456 --> 00:36:47,616
Ooh!

795
00:36:47,696 --> 00:36:49,216
At night,
Tyler and I were alone

796
00:36:49,336 --> 00:36:51,456
for a half a mile
in every direction.

797
00:36:57,216 --> 00:36:59,496
Rain trickled down
through the plaster

798
00:36:59,616 --> 00:37:00,976
and the light fixtures.

799
00:37:01,056 --> 00:37:02,776
Everything wooden
swelled and shrank.

800
00:37:02,896 --> 00:37:06,616
Everywhere were rusted nails
to snag your elbow on.

801
00:37:06,736 --> 00:37:09,856
The previous occupant had been
a bit of a shut-in.

802
00:37:09,936 --> 00:37:11,576
Hey, man, what
are you reading?

803
00:37:11,696 --> 00:37:12,656
Listen to this.

804
00:37:12,816 --> 00:37:14,576
It's an article
written by an organ

805
00:37:14,656 --> 00:37:16,016
in the first person.

806
00:37:16,176 --> 00:37:18,536
"I am Jack's
medulla oblongata.

807
00:37:18,616 --> 00:37:20,136
Without me, Jack
could not regulate

808
00:37:20,256 --> 00:37:22,296
his heart rate,
blood pressure, or breathing."

809
00:37:22,416 --> 00:37:24,656
There's a whole series
of these.

810
00:37:24,776 --> 00:37:26,056
<i>"I am Jill's nipples."</i>

811
00:37:27,456 --> 00:37:29,416
<i>"I am Jack's colon."</i>

812
00:37:29,536 --> 00:37:31,816
Yeah. "I get cancer.
I kill Jack."

813
00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:34,936
Whoa... Ohh!

814
00:37:35,056 --> 00:37:36,216
After fighting,

815
00:37:36,336 --> 00:37:38,416
everything else in your life
got the volume turned down.

816
00:37:41,896 --> 00:37:42,736
What?

817
00:37:42,856 --> 00:37:44,176
You could deal
with anything.

818
00:37:44,296 --> 00:37:45,616
Have you finished
those reports?

819
00:37:50,176 --> 00:37:51,376
If you could
fight anyone,

820
00:37:51,496 --> 00:37:52,616
who would you fight?

821
00:37:52,736 --> 00:37:55,016
I'd fight my boss,
probably.

822
00:37:55,136 --> 00:37:56,416
Really?

823
00:37:56,496 --> 00:37:58,936
Yeah. Why, who would
you fight?

824
00:37:59,056 --> 00:38:00,136
I'd fight my dad.

825
00:38:00,216 --> 00:38:01,936
I don't know my dad.

826
00:38:02,016 --> 00:38:03,696
I mean, I know him,

827
00:38:03,816 --> 00:38:06,496
but he left when I was,
like, 6 years old,

828
00:38:06,576 --> 00:38:08,896
married this other woman
and had some other kids.

829
00:38:08,976 --> 00:38:10,536
He, like, did this
every 6 years.

830
00:38:10,656 --> 00:38:13,376
He goes to a new city
and starts a new family.

831
00:38:13,456 --> 00:38:15,496
Fucker should open up
franchises.

832
00:38:16,936 --> 00:38:18,416
My dad never
went to college,

833
00:38:18,536 --> 00:38:20,816
so it was real
important that I go.

834
00:38:20,936 --> 00:38:21,896
That sounds familiar.

835
00:38:22,016 --> 00:38:24,016
So I graduate, I call
him up long distance.

836
00:38:24,136 --> 00:38:27,376
I say, "Dad, now what?"
He says, "Get a job."

837
00:38:27,496 --> 00:38:28,336
Same here.

838
00:38:28,456 --> 00:38:29,416
Now I'm 25.

839
00:38:29,496 --> 00:38:30,736
I make
my yearly call again.

840
00:38:30,856 --> 00:38:32,936
I say, "Dad, now what?"

841
00:38:33,056 --> 00:38:35,336
He says, "I don't know.
Get married."

842
00:38:35,416 --> 00:38:37,256
Eh, I mean...

843
00:38:37,336 --> 00:38:38,496
I can't get married.

844
00:38:39,656 --> 00:38:41,216
I'm a 30-year-old boy.

845
00:38:41,296 --> 00:38:42,736
We're a generation
of men

846
00:38:42,936 --> 00:38:43,936
raised by women.

847
00:38:44,016 --> 00:38:46,256
I'm wondering
if another woman

848
00:38:46,376 --> 00:38:48,056
is really
the answer we need.

849
00:38:53,336 --> 00:38:56,376
Most of the week,
we were Ozzie and Harriet.

850
00:38:57,896 --> 00:38:59,536
But every Saturday night,

851
00:38:59,936 --> 00:39:02,216
But every Saturday night,

852
00:39:02,336 --> 00:39:04,376
we were finding
something out.

853
00:39:04,496 --> 00:39:05,496
We were finding out
more and more

854
00:39:07,256 --> 00:39:07,856
that we were not alone.

855
00:39:08,096 --> 00:39:09,216
Who turned
the lights off?

856
00:39:09,296 --> 00:39:10,496
It used to be

857
00:39:10,576 --> 00:39:12,136
that when I came home
angry or depressed,

858
00:39:12,256 --> 00:39:13,816
I'd just clean my condo,

859
00:39:13,936 --> 00:39:15,776
polish
my Scandinavian furniture.

860
00:39:15,856 --> 00:39:18,136
I should've been looking
for a new condo.

861
00:39:18,256 --> 00:39:20,816
I should've been haggling
with my insurance company.

862
00:39:20,936 --> 00:39:24,536
I should've been upset about my
nice, neat flaming little shit.

863
00:39:24,656 --> 00:39:26,056
But I wasn't.

864
00:39:26,136 --> 00:39:27,456
The basic premise

865
00:39:27,536 --> 00:39:29,256
of cyber-netting
any office

866
00:39:29,336 --> 00:39:30,376
is make things
more efficient.

867
00:39:30,456 --> 00:39:31,656
Monday mornings,
all I could do

868
00:39:31,736 --> 00:39:32,736
was think about
next week.

869
00:39:32,816 --> 00:39:35,816
Can I get the icon
in cornflower blue?

870
00:39:35,936 --> 00:39:37,016
Absolutely.

871
00:39:37,136 --> 00:39:40,256
Efficiency is priority
number one, people,

872
00:39:40,336 --> 00:39:43,016
because waste
is a thief.

873
00:39:43,096 --> 00:39:44,656
I showed this already
to my man, here.

874
00:39:44,776 --> 00:39:46,016
You liked it,
didn't you?

875
00:39:49,856 --> 00:39:51,496
You can swallow
a pint of blood

876
00:39:51,576 --> 00:39:52,936
before you get sick.

877
00:39:54,256 --> 00:39:56,616
It was right
in everyone's face.

878
00:39:56,736 --> 00:39:58,736
Tyler and I
just made it visible.

879
00:39:58,856 --> 00:40:00,936
It was on the tip
of everyone's tongue.

880
00:40:01,056 --> 00:40:02,856
Tyler and I just
gave it a name.

881
00:40:14,016 --> 00:40:16,696
Come on, people,
you gotta go home.

882
00:40:36,496 --> 00:40:39,256
Turn off the jukebox.
Lock the back.

883
00:41:00,736 --> 00:41:02,536
Every week,
Tyler gave the rules

884
00:41:02,656 --> 00:41:03,856
that he and I decided.

885
00:41:03,976 --> 00:41:07,336
Gentlemen, welcome
to Fight Club.

886
00:41:10,176 --> 00:41:11,936
The first rule
of Fight Club is...

887
00:41:12,016 --> 00:41:14,376
you do not talk
about Fight Club.

888
00:41:14,456 --> 00:41:17,136
The second rule
of Fight Club is...

889
00:41:17,216 --> 00:41:20,616
you do not talk
about Fight Club.

890
00:41:20,736 --> 00:41:22,096
Third rule of Fight Club...

891
00:41:22,176 --> 00:41:25,696
Someone yells "Stop!"
goes limp, taps out,

892
00:41:25,856 --> 00:41:27,216
the fight is over.

893
00:41:27,336 --> 00:41:28,416
Fourth rule...

894
00:41:28,496 --> 00:41:30,736
Only 2 guys to a fight.

895
00:41:30,816 --> 00:41:31,736
Fifth rule...

896
00:41:31,856 --> 00:41:34,216
One fight at a time,
fellas.

897
00:41:35,296 --> 00:41:37,736
Sixth rule...
No shirts, no shoes.

898
00:41:37,816 --> 00:41:38,856
Seventh rule...

899
00:41:38,936 --> 00:41:41,496
Fights will go on
as long as they have to.

900
00:41:43,456 --> 00:41:45,736
And the eighth
and final rule...

901
00:41:45,856 --> 00:41:50,096
If this is your first night
at Fight Club...

902
00:41:50,216 --> 00:41:51,656
you have to fight.

903
00:41:56,096 --> 00:41:57,896
This kid from work,
Ricky,

904
00:41:58,016 --> 00:41:59,736
couldn't remember
whether you ordered pens

905
00:41:59,936 --> 00:42:00,936
with blue ink or black...

906
00:42:02,416 --> 00:42:03,416
Come on, man!

907
00:42:03,536 --> 00:42:05,096
But Ricky was a god
for 10 minutes

908
00:42:05,216 --> 00:42:07,656
when the trounced the maitre d'
of a local food court.

909
00:42:09,816 --> 00:42:11,536
Sometimes,
all you could hear

910
00:42:11,616 --> 00:42:13,736
were the flat, hard
packing sounds

911
00:42:13,856 --> 00:42:14,856
over the yelling...

912
00:42:18,176 --> 00:42:20,976
or the wet choke when
someone caught their breath

913
00:42:21,096 --> 00:42:21,936
and sprayed...

914
00:42:22,056 --> 00:42:23,136
Stop!

915
00:42:23,216 --> 00:42:26,016
You weren't alive anywhere
like you were there.

916
00:42:26,096 --> 00:42:27,376
But Fight Club
only exists

917
00:42:27,496 --> 00:42:29,576
in the hours between
when Fight Club starts

918
00:42:29,696 --> 00:42:31,416
and when Fight Club ends.

919
00:42:31,536 --> 00:42:34,456
Even if I could tell someone
they had a good fight,

920
00:42:34,576 --> 00:42:36,336
I wouldn't be talking
to the same man.

921
00:42:36,456 --> 00:42:37,896
Who you were
in Fight Club

922
00:42:38,016 --> 00:42:39,976
is not who you were
in the rest of the world.

923
00:42:40,096 --> 00:42:42,816
The guy who came to Fight Club
for the first time,

924
00:42:42,896 --> 00:42:44,776
his ass
was a wad of cookie dough.

925
00:42:44,896 --> 00:42:46,096
After a few weeks,

926
00:42:46,216 --> 00:42:47,656
he was carved
out of wood.

927
00:42:47,776 --> 00:42:49,696
If you could fight
any celebrity,

928
00:42:49,856 --> 00:42:51,136
who would you fight?

929
00:42:51,296 --> 00:42:52,216
Alive or dead?

930
00:42:52,336 --> 00:42:54,696
It doesn't matter.
Who'd be tough?

931
00:42:54,736 --> 00:42:56,496
Hemingway.

932
00:42:56,576 --> 00:42:58,976
You?

933
00:42:59,056 --> 00:43:00,096
Shatner.

934
00:43:00,176 --> 00:43:02,256
I'd fight
William Shatner.

935
00:43:03,776 --> 00:43:06,176
We all started
seeing things differently.

936
00:43:06,256 --> 00:43:07,936
Everywhere we went,

937
00:43:08,096 --> 00:43:10,056
we were sizing things up.

938
00:43:14,336 --> 00:43:16,616
I felt sorry for guys
packed into gyms,

939
00:43:16,736 --> 00:43:19,016
trying to look like
how Calvin Klein

940
00:43:19,136 --> 00:43:20,856
or Tommy Hilfiger
said they should.

941
00:43:21,056 --> 00:43:22,376
Is that what a man
looks like?

942
00:43:23,496 --> 00:43:26,256
Ahh. Self-improvement
is masturbation.

943
00:43:26,376 --> 00:43:28,656
And self-destruction.

944
00:43:28,736 --> 00:43:30,176
Excuse me.

945
00:43:40,896 --> 00:43:42,256
Kick his ass!

946
00:43:42,336 --> 00:43:43,736
Hit him again, man!
Come on! Hit him!

947
00:44:03,056 --> 00:44:06,256
Fight Club wasn't about
winning or losing.

948
00:44:06,336 --> 00:44:08,216
It wasn't about words.

949
00:44:11,016 --> 00:44:13,296
The hysterical shouting
was in tongues,

950
00:44:13,376 --> 00:44:15,416
like in
a Pentecostal church.

951
00:44:20,656 --> 00:44:21,536
- Is that it?
- Stop!

952
00:44:21,616 --> 00:44:23,496
When the fight
was over,

953
00:44:23,616 --> 00:44:25,416
nothing was solved,

954
00:44:25,536 --> 00:44:26,936
but nothing mattered.

955
00:44:27,056 --> 00:44:28,376
Hey, cool.

956
00:44:30,456 --> 00:44:33,896
Afterwards,
we all felt saved.

957
00:44:34,016 --> 00:44:35,976
Hey, man, how
about next week?

958
00:44:36,056 --> 00:44:37,416
How about next month?

959
00:44:37,496 --> 00:44:38,616
I hear you.

960
00:44:38,816 --> 00:44:39,816
Irwin, you're
in the middle.

961
00:44:39,896 --> 00:44:42,096
New guy. You, too.

962
00:44:43,256 --> 00:44:45,816
Sometimes,
Tyler spoke for me.

963
00:44:46,016 --> 00:44:47,776
He fell down
some stairs.

964
00:44:47,936 --> 00:44:50,296
I fell down
some stairs.

965
00:44:52,416 --> 00:44:54,616
Fight Club became the reason
to cut your hair short

966
00:44:54,736 --> 00:44:56,936
or trim your fingernails.

967
00:44:57,056 --> 00:44:59,376
OK. Any
historical figure.

968
00:44:59,456 --> 00:45:01,176
I'd fight Gandhi.

969
00:45:02,816 --> 00:45:03,616
Good answer.

970
00:45:03,696 --> 00:45:04,696
How about you?

971
00:45:04,816 --> 00:45:05,856
Lincoln.

972
00:45:05,936 --> 00:45:07,256
Lincoln?

973
00:45:07,376 --> 00:45:08,416
Mm.

974
00:45:08,496 --> 00:45:09,816
Big guy, big reach.

975
00:45:10,016 --> 00:45:12,016
Skinny guys fight
till they're burger.

976
00:45:12,136 --> 00:45:13,456
Fuck.

977
00:45:15,536 --> 00:45:18,176
Hey. Even the Mona Lisa's
falling apart.

978
00:45:26,616 --> 00:45:28,136
Hello.

979
00:45:28,256 --> 00:45:29,136
Where have
you been

980
00:45:29,256 --> 00:45:30,976
the last 8 weeks?

981
00:45:31,056 --> 00:45:32,296
Marla?

982
00:45:35,456 --> 00:45:36,736
How'd you find me?

983
00:45:36,896 --> 00:45:38,176
You left that
forwarding number.

984
00:45:38,256 --> 00:45:40,976
I haven't seen you
in any support groups.

985
00:45:41,056 --> 00:45:42,416
We split them up.

986
00:45:42,496 --> 00:45:44,336
That was the idea,
remember?

987
00:45:44,456 --> 00:45:47,096
Yeah, but you haven't
been going to yours.

988
00:45:47,216 --> 00:45:48,776
How do you know?

989
00:45:48,896 --> 00:45:50,536
I cheated.

990
00:45:50,616 --> 00:45:52,336
I found a new one.

991
00:45:52,416 --> 00:45:54,096
Really?

992
00:45:54,176 --> 00:45:55,096
It's for men only.

993
00:45:55,216 --> 00:45:56,696
Like the testicle thing?

994
00:45:56,816 --> 00:45:57,856
Waaah!

995
00:46:00,976 --> 00:46:02,256
Look, this is a bad time.

996
00:46:02,336 --> 00:46:04,696
I've been going
to Debtors Anonymous.

997
00:46:04,816 --> 00:46:06,776
You wanna see some
really fucked up people?

998
00:46:06,896 --> 00:46:08,176
I'm just on my way out.

999
00:46:08,256 --> 00:46:09,136
Me, too.

1000
00:46:09,216 --> 00:46:10,136
I've got a stomachful
of Xanax.

1001
00:46:10,256 --> 00:46:12,816
I took what was left
of a bottle.

1002
00:46:12,936 --> 00:46:14,856
It might have been
too much.

1003
00:46:14,976 --> 00:46:16,656
Just picture
watching Marla Singer

1004
00:46:16,736 --> 00:46:18,536
throw herself around
her crummy apartment.

1005
00:46:18,696 --> 00:46:20,576
But this isn't a
for-real suicide thing.

1006
00:46:20,656 --> 00:46:22,896
This is probably one of
those cry-for-help things.

1007
00:46:22,976 --> 00:46:24,336
This could
go on for hours.

1008
00:46:24,416 --> 00:46:25,776
So you're staying in
tonight, then?

1009
00:46:25,856 --> 00:46:27,216
Do you wanna wait

1010
00:46:27,296 --> 00:46:28,576
and hear me
describe death?

1011
00:46:28,656 --> 00:46:30,016
Do you wanna listen

1012
00:46:30,096 --> 00:46:33,296
and see if my spirit
can use a phone?

1013
00:46:34,816 --> 00:46:37,576
Have you ever heard
a death rattle before?

1014
00:47:02,896 --> 00:47:04,376
Tyler's door was closed.

1015
00:47:04,576 --> 00:47:05,936
I'd been living here
for 2 months,

1016
00:47:06,016 --> 00:47:07,456
and Tyler's door
was never closed.

1017
00:47:13,456 --> 00:47:15,496
You won't believe this dream
I had last night.

1018
00:47:15,616 --> 00:47:18,456
Yeah, I can hardly believe
anything about last night.

1019
00:47:27,936 --> 00:47:29,736
What... What are you
doing here?

1020
00:47:33,376 --> 00:47:34,376
What?

1021
00:47:34,496 --> 00:47:36,776
This is my house. What are
you doing in my house?

1022
00:47:39,216 --> 00:47:40,136
Fuck you.

1023
00:47:53,456 --> 00:47:55,016
Ha ha! Ohh...

1024
00:47:55,096 --> 00:47:58,296
Oh, you got some fucked-up
friends, I'm tellin' you.

1025
00:47:59,376 --> 00:48:00,896
Limber, though...

1026
00:48:00,976 --> 00:48:02,216
silly coos.

1027
00:48:03,856 --> 00:48:06,176
So, I come in last night.
Phone's off the hook.

1028
00:48:06,256 --> 00:48:08,016
Guess who's
on the other end.

1029
00:48:08,096 --> 00:48:10,136
I already knew the story
before he told it to me.

1030
00:48:13,696 --> 00:48:15,856
Have you ever heard
a death rattle before?

1031
00:48:15,936 --> 00:48:18,656
Do you think it'll
live up to its name?

1032
00:48:18,736 --> 00:48:22,536
Or will it just be
a death... hairball?

1033
00:48:25,696 --> 00:48:29,256
Prepare...
to evacuate soul.

1034
00:48:31,176 --> 00:48:32,696
9...

1035
00:48:32,896 --> 00:48:33,696
8...

1036
00:48:33,776 --> 00:48:36,016
Now, how could Tyler,
of all people,

1037
00:48:36,096 --> 00:48:40,016
think it was a bad thing that
Marla Singer was about to die?

1038
00:48:40,136 --> 00:48:41,936
5...

1039
00:48:42,016 --> 00:48:43,816
4...

1040
00:48:43,936 --> 00:48:45,576
3... Oh, hang on.

1041
00:48:51,136 --> 00:48:53,096
You got here fast.

1042
00:48:54,656 --> 00:48:56,656
Did I call you?

1043
00:48:58,336 --> 00:48:59,176
Huh?

1044
00:49:00,296 --> 00:49:01,136
Hey.

1045
00:49:07,336 --> 00:49:09,856
The mattress is all sealed
in slippery plastic.

1046
00:49:13,016 --> 00:49:16,096
Oh, don't worry.
It's not a threat to you.

1047
00:49:18,536 --> 00:49:19,816
Oh, fuck.

1048
00:49:19,896 --> 00:49:22,016
Somebody called the cops.

1049
00:49:33,736 --> 00:49:34,976
Hey, where's 513?

1050
00:49:35,056 --> 00:49:37,376
End of the hall.

1051
00:49:37,456 --> 00:49:38,856
You know, the girl
who lives there

1052
00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:41,176
used to be a charming,
lovely girl.

1053
00:49:41,296 --> 00:49:43,336
She's lost faith
in herself.

1054
00:49:43,456 --> 00:49:44,336
Miss Singer!

1055
00:49:44,416 --> 00:49:46,136
She's a monster.

1056
00:49:46,256 --> 00:49:47,776
You have every
reason to live!

1057
00:49:47,856 --> 00:49:50,176
She's infectious
human waste!

1058
00:49:50,256 --> 00:49:51,136
Miss Singer!

1059
00:49:51,216 --> 00:49:53,096
<i>Good luck
trying to save her!</i>

1060
00:49:59,376 --> 00:50:02,776
If I fall asleep,
I'm done for.

1061
00:50:04,176 --> 00:50:06,936
You're gonna have to
keep me up...

1062
00:50:07,056 --> 00:50:08,936
all... night.

1063
00:50:09,016 --> 00:50:11,256
Un-fucking-believable.

1064
00:50:11,376 --> 00:50:13,416
He was obviously
able to handle it.

1065
00:50:13,496 --> 00:50:14,576
You know what I mean.
You fucked her.

1066
00:50:15,856 --> 00:50:17,056
No, I didn't.

1067
00:50:17,136 --> 00:50:18,536
Never?

1068
00:50:18,656 --> 00:50:19,536
No.

1069
00:50:20,896 --> 00:50:22,056
You're not into her,
are you?

1070
00:50:22,136 --> 00:50:24,416
No! God, not at all.

1071
00:50:24,496 --> 00:50:26,736
I am Jack's
raging bile duct.

1072
00:50:26,816 --> 00:50:28,696
Are you sure?
You can tell me.

1073
00:50:28,816 --> 00:50:30,216
Believe me, I'm sure.

1074
00:50:30,296 --> 00:50:31,216
Put a gun
to my head

1075
00:50:31,296 --> 00:50:33,056
and paint the walls
with my brains.

1076
00:50:33,136 --> 00:50:34,256
That's good,
'cause she's a predator

1077
00:50:34,376 --> 00:50:35,696
posing
as a house pet.

1078
00:50:35,776 --> 00:50:37,696
Stay away
from that one.

1079
00:50:39,616 --> 00:50:40,976
And the shit that came out
of this woman's mouth

1080
00:50:41,056 --> 00:50:41,936
I ain't never heard.

1081
00:50:42,016 --> 00:50:43,136
My God.

1082
00:50:43,216 --> 00:50:45,936
I haven't been fucked
like that since grade school.

1083
00:50:47,056 --> 00:50:47,976
Uhh!

1084
00:50:48,096 --> 00:50:49,776
How could
Tyler not go for that?

1085
00:50:49,896 --> 00:50:51,296
The night before last,
he was splicing

1086
00:50:51,376 --> 00:50:53,056
sex organs
into Cinderella.

1087
00:50:53,136 --> 00:50:54,136
Marla doesn't
need a lover.

1088
00:50:54,256 --> 00:50:55,656
She needs
a fucking case worker.

1089
00:50:55,696 --> 00:50:58,216
She needs a wash. And she's
in love with sport fuckin'.

1090
00:50:58,296 --> 00:51:00,296
She invaded
my support groups.

1091
00:51:00,416 --> 00:51:01,776
Now she'd invaded my home.

1092
00:51:01,856 --> 00:51:03,656
Hey, hey.
Sit down.

1093
00:51:07,936 --> 00:51:10,336
Now, listen. Can't have you
talking to her about me.

1094
00:51:10,416 --> 00:51:11,696
Why would I talk
to her...

1095
00:51:11,776 --> 00:51:13,656
You say anything about me
or what goes on in this house

1096
00:51:13,776 --> 00:51:16,936
to her or to anybody,
we're done.

1097
00:51:17,056 --> 00:51:18,136
Now, promise me.

1098
00:51:18,256 --> 00:51:19,096
OK.

1099
00:51:19,216 --> 00:51:20,056
You promise?

1100
00:51:20,176 --> 00:51:21,936
- Yeah, I promise.
- Promise.

1101
00:51:22,016 --> 00:51:23,416
I just said
I promise.

1102
00:51:23,536 --> 00:51:25,016
That's 3 times
you promised.

1103
00:51:27,376 --> 00:51:29,136
If only I had wasted
a couple of minutes

1104
00:51:29,256 --> 00:51:31,296
and gone to watch
Marla Singer die,

1105
00:51:31,456 --> 00:51:32,856
none of this
would've happened.

1106
00:51:32,976 --> 00:51:35,696
Unhh!
Unhh! Unhh!

1107
00:51:35,776 --> 00:51:36,656
Unhh!

1108
00:51:37,696 --> 00:51:40,056
Yeah! Oh!
Harder! Harder!

1109
00:51:40,136 --> 00:51:41,976
Yeah! Ooh! Aah!

1110
00:51:42,096 --> 00:51:44,576
Aah! Ohh! Aah!

1111
00:51:47,776 --> 00:51:50,056
I could've moved
to another room...

1112
00:51:50,176 --> 00:51:52,896
on the third floor, where
I might not have heard them.

1113
00:51:53,056 --> 00:51:53,856
Oh, baby!

1114
00:51:53,936 --> 00:51:55,496
But I didn't.

1115
00:52:03,936 --> 00:52:04,816
Ohh!

1116
00:52:04,896 --> 00:52:08,096
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1117
00:52:08,216 --> 00:52:10,256
Ohh! Ohh! Aaahh!

1118
00:52:10,376 --> 00:52:12,256
Aah! Aah! Aah!

1119
00:52:13,696 --> 00:52:16,216
- Aah! Ohhh! Ohh!
Ow!

1120
00:52:17,296 --> 00:52:18,176
Ohh!

1121
00:52:19,216 --> 00:52:20,776
What are you doin'?

1122
00:52:20,856 --> 00:52:23,096
Just goin' to bed.

1123
00:52:24,256 --> 00:52:25,496
Want to
finish her off?

1124
00:52:25,696 --> 00:52:26,456
Uhh... oh!

1125
00:52:27,616 --> 00:52:28,496
No.

1126
00:52:28,576 --> 00:52:29,456
No, thank you.

1127
00:52:29,536 --> 00:52:31,336
I found
the cigarettes.

1128
00:52:31,456 --> 00:52:33,576
Who are you
talking to?

1129
00:52:33,696 --> 00:52:34,696
Shut up.

1130
00:52:34,776 --> 00:52:37,576
I became the calm little
center of the world.

1131
00:52:38,976 --> 00:52:40,456
I was the Zen master.

1132
00:52:40,576 --> 00:52:42,176
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1133
00:52:45,456 --> 00:52:48,096
I wrote little haiku poems.

1134
00:52:48,256 --> 00:52:49,816
I e-mailed them to everyone.

1135
00:52:51,136 --> 00:52:52,216
Is that your blood?

1136
00:52:54,576 --> 00:52:55,896
Some of it, yeah.

1137
00:52:56,016 --> 00:52:57,416
You can't smoke
in here.

1138
00:52:58,616 --> 00:53:00,776
Take the rest
of the day off.

1139
00:53:00,856 --> 00:53:03,296
Come back Monday
with some clean clothes.

1140
00:53:03,376 --> 00:53:04,736
Get yourself together.

1141
00:53:04,816 --> 00:53:07,776
I got right in
everyone's hostile little face.

1142
00:53:07,936 --> 00:53:10,016
Yes, these are bruises
from fighting.

1143
00:53:10,096 --> 00:53:12,096
Yes, I'm comfortable with that.

1144
00:53:12,256 --> 00:53:13,616
I... am enlightened.

1145
00:53:16,176 --> 00:53:17,776
You give up
the condo life...

1146
00:53:17,896 --> 00:53:20,576
give up all your
flaming worldly possessions...

1147
00:53:20,656 --> 00:53:22,256
go live
in a dilapidated house

1148
00:53:22,376 --> 00:53:24,376
in a toxic waste
part of town...

1149
00:53:24,496 --> 00:53:26,656
and you have to
come home to this.

1150
00:53:26,736 --> 00:53:27,936
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1151
00:53:33,576 --> 00:53:35,496
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1152
00:53:38,176 --> 00:53:39,056
Hello?

1153
00:53:39,136 --> 00:53:40,416
Yes. This is
Detective Stern

1154
00:53:40,576 --> 00:53:42,216
with the Arson Unit.

1155
00:53:42,336 --> 00:53:43,456
We have
some new information

1156
00:53:43,536 --> 00:53:45,776
about the incident
at your former condo.

1157
00:53:45,896 --> 00:53:46,856
Yes?

1158
00:53:46,936 --> 00:53:48,016
I don't know
if you're aware,

1159
00:53:48,136 --> 00:53:50,336
but it seems that
someone sprayed freon

1160
00:53:50,416 --> 00:53:51,656
into your front door
lock,

1161
00:53:51,736 --> 00:53:54,896
then tapped it with a chisel
to shatter the cylinder.

1162
00:53:54,976 --> 00:53:56,456
No, I wasn't aware
of that at all.

1163
00:53:56,576 --> 00:53:58,376
I am Jack's cold sweat.

1164
00:53:58,496 --> 00:54:00,496
Does this sound
strange to you?

1165
00:54:00,696 --> 00:54:02,416
Uh, yes, sir.
Strange. Very strange.

1166
00:54:02,496 --> 00:54:03,376
The dynamite...

1167
00:54:03,456 --> 00:54:04,336
Dynamite?

1168
00:54:04,536 --> 00:54:05,416
left a residue

1169
00:54:05,496 --> 00:54:08,456
of ammonium oxylate
potassium chloride.

1170
00:54:08,576 --> 00:54:10,416
Do you know
what this means?

1171
00:54:10,536 --> 00:54:11,936
No. What
does it mean?

1172
00:54:12,016 --> 00:54:13,776
It means it was
homemade.

1173
00:54:15,096 --> 00:54:16,416
I'm sorry.
This is just coming

1174
00:54:16,536 --> 00:54:17,976
as quite a shock
to me, sir.

1175
00:54:18,096 --> 00:54:19,936
See, whoever set
this homemade dynamite

1176
00:54:20,016 --> 00:54:21,496
could've blown out
your pilot light

1177
00:54:21,616 --> 00:54:23,376
days before
the actual explosion.

1178
00:54:23,456 --> 00:54:25,176
The gas was
just the detonator.

1179
00:54:25,296 --> 00:54:26,576
Who would go and do
such a thing?

1180
00:54:26,696 --> 00:54:27,856
I'll ask the questions.

1181
00:54:28,056 --> 00:54:30,096
Tell him.
Tell him the liberator

1182
00:54:30,216 --> 00:54:32,776
who destroyed my property
has realigned my perception.

1183
00:54:32,896 --> 00:54:34,456
Excuse me.
Are you there?

1184
00:54:34,576 --> 00:54:36,376
No, I am listening.
It's a little hard to know

1185
00:54:36,496 --> 00:54:37,776
what to make
of all this.

1186
00:54:37,856 --> 00:54:39,856
Have you recently made
enemies with anyone

1187
00:54:40,056 --> 00:54:42,136
who might have access
to homemade dynamite?

1188
00:54:42,256 --> 00:54:43,256
- Enemies?
- Reject the basic

1189
00:54:43,376 --> 00:54:44,696
assumption of civilization,

1190
00:54:44,856 --> 00:54:46,496
especially the importance
of material possessions.

1191
00:54:46,576 --> 00:54:47,936
Son, this is serious.

1192
00:54:48,016 --> 00:54:49,296
Yes, I know
it's serious.

1193
00:54:49,416 --> 00:54:50,256
I mean that.

1194
00:54:50,376 --> 00:54:51,856
Yes,
it's very serious.

1195
00:54:52,056 --> 00:54:54,736
Look, nobody takes this
more seriously than me.

1196
00:54:54,936 --> 00:54:57,016
That condo was my life.

1197
00:54:57,136 --> 00:55:00,896
OK? I loved every stick
of furniture in that place.

1198
00:55:00,976 --> 00:55:02,776
That was not just
a bunch of stuff

1199
00:55:02,896 --> 00:55:03,896
that got destroyed.

1200
00:55:04,016 --> 00:55:04,936
It was me!

1201
00:55:05,056 --> 00:55:06,416
I'd like
to thank the Academy.

1202
00:55:06,496 --> 00:55:08,056
Is this not
a good time for you?

1203
00:55:08,176 --> 00:55:09,816
Just tell him
you fuckin' did it.

1204
00:55:09,936 --> 00:55:10,776
Shhh!

1205
00:55:10,896 --> 00:55:12,296
Tell him you
blew it all up.

1206
00:55:12,416 --> 00:55:14,856
That's what
he wants to hear.

1207
00:55:14,936 --> 00:55:16,136
Are you still there?

1208
00:55:16,216 --> 00:55:18,696
Wait. Are you saying
that I'm a suspect?

1209
00:55:18,776 --> 00:55:21,256
No, no. I may need to talk
to you a little further,

1210
00:55:21,336 --> 00:55:23,136
so how about you just lettin' me
know if you're gonna leave town?

1211
00:55:23,256 --> 00:55:24,296
OK?

1212
00:55:24,376 --> 00:55:25,416
OK.

1213
00:55:28,856 --> 00:55:29,976
Except
for their humping,

1214
00:55:30,096 --> 00:55:32,696
Tyler and Marla were
never in the same room.

1215
00:55:32,856 --> 00:55:35,656
My parents pulled this
exact same act for years.

1216
00:55:35,776 --> 00:55:39,416
The condom is the glass slipper
of our generation.

1217
00:55:39,576 --> 00:55:42,296
You slip one on
when you meet a stranger.

1218
00:55:42,456 --> 00:55:44,656
You... dance
all night.

1219
00:55:44,856 --> 00:55:46,816
Then you
throw it away.

1220
00:55:46,896 --> 00:55:49,176
The condom, I mean.
Not the stranger.

1221
00:55:50,576 --> 00:55:51,976
What?

1222
00:55:56,656 --> 00:55:59,296
I got this dress
at a thrift store for $1.00.

1223
00:55:59,376 --> 00:56:01,176
It was worth
every penny.

1224
00:56:01,296 --> 00:56:03,056
It's a bridesmaid's dress.

1225
00:56:05,056 --> 00:56:07,416
Someone loved it...
intensely

1226
00:56:07,536 --> 00:56:09,816
for one day...

1227
00:56:09,936 --> 00:56:11,336
then tossed it.

1228
00:56:13,336 --> 00:56:15,416
Like a Christmas tree...

1229
00:56:15,576 --> 00:56:16,936
so special...

1230
00:56:18,136 --> 00:56:20,576
then... bam...

1231
00:56:20,656 --> 00:56:23,096
it's on the side
of the road...

1232
00:56:23,216 --> 00:56:25,336
tinsel still
clinging to it...

1233
00:56:27,216 --> 00:56:29,936
like a sex crime victim...

1234
00:56:30,056 --> 00:56:32,456
underwear inside out...

1235
00:56:32,536 --> 00:56:34,256
bound with electrical tape.

1236
00:56:34,376 --> 00:56:35,536
Well, then it suits you.

1237
00:56:36,776 --> 00:56:38,496
You can borrow it
sometime.

1238
00:56:45,696 --> 00:56:46,856
Get rid of her.

1239
00:56:48,096 --> 00:56:49,256
Why can't you
get rid of her?

1240
00:56:49,376 --> 00:56:50,456
Don't mention me.

1241
00:56:50,616 --> 00:56:52,016
I'm 6 years old again,

1242
00:56:52,096 --> 00:56:54,216
passing messages
between parents.

1243
00:56:58,016 --> 00:56:59,496
I really think it's time
you got out of here.

1244
00:56:59,616 --> 00:57:00,776
Don't worry.
I'm leaving.

1245
00:57:00,856 --> 00:57:01,736
Not that we don't love
your little visits.

1246
00:57:01,816 --> 00:57:03,136
You are such
a nut case.

1247
00:57:03,216 --> 00:57:04,656
I can't even begin
to keep up.

1248
00:57:09,376 --> 00:57:10,376
Thanks. Bye.

1249
00:57:25,056 --> 00:57:26,376
You kids.

1250
00:57:26,456 --> 00:57:29,536
Wh... Why do you still
waste time with her?

1251
00:57:31,776 --> 00:57:33,176
I'll say this
about Marla...

1252
00:57:33,336 --> 00:57:35,296
at least she's tryin'
to hit bottom.

1253
00:57:35,376 --> 00:57:36,656
What, and I'm not?

1254
00:57:36,736 --> 00:57:37,736
Stickin' feathers
up your butt

1255
00:57:37,856 --> 00:57:38,816
does not make you
a chicken.

1256
00:57:40,256 --> 00:57:41,496
What are we doin' tonight?

1257
00:57:41,616 --> 00:57:43,176
- Tonight?
- Yeah.

1258
00:57:43,296 --> 00:57:45,176
We make soap.

1259
00:57:45,296 --> 00:57:46,296
Really.

1260
00:57:46,416 --> 00:57:47,376
To make soap,
first we render fat.

1261
00:58:07,176 --> 00:58:08,936
The salt balance
has to be just right,

1262
00:58:09,016 --> 00:58:11,576
so the best fat for making
soap comes from humans.

1263
00:58:12,696 --> 00:58:13,816
Wait.
What is this place?

1264
00:58:14,016 --> 00:58:15,336
A liposuction clinic.

1265
00:58:23,336 --> 00:58:24,296
Aha! Pay dirt.

1266
00:58:25,416 --> 00:58:28,376
The richest, creamiest fat
in the world.

1267
00:58:28,496 --> 00:58:29,776
Fat of the land.

1268
00:58:37,056 --> 00:58:37,816
Come on.

1269
00:58:42,336 --> 00:58:43,696
Oh, God! Oh!

1270
00:58:43,776 --> 00:58:45,296
Get another one.
Unhh!

1271
00:58:51,656 --> 00:58:53,616
As the fat renders, the tallows
float to the surface.

1272
00:58:53,736 --> 00:58:55,376
Like in Boy Scouts.

1273
00:58:55,496 --> 00:58:57,776
I can imagine you
as a Boy Scout.

1274
00:58:57,856 --> 00:58:58,776
Keep stirrin'.

1275
00:59:01,656 --> 00:59:02,856
Once the tallow hardens,

1276
00:59:02,976 --> 00:59:05,056
we skim off
a layer of glycerin.

1277
00:59:05,136 --> 00:59:07,376
If you were to add nitric
acid, you got nitroglycerin.

1278
00:59:07,456 --> 00:59:08,616
If you were then to add
sodium nitrate

1279
00:59:08,736 --> 00:59:11,216
and a dash of sawdust,
you got dynamite.

1280
00:59:11,336 --> 00:59:13,016
Yeah, with enough soap,

1281
00:59:13,136 --> 00:59:15,296
we could blow up
just about anything.

1282
00:59:15,456 --> 00:59:17,216
Tyler was full
of useful information.

1283
00:59:17,376 --> 00:59:19,576
Now, ancient peoples found
that clothes got cleaner

1284
00:59:19,776 --> 00:59:21,376
when they washed them at a
certain point in the river.

1285
00:59:21,456 --> 00:59:22,936
- You know why?
- No.

1286
00:59:26,496 --> 00:59:27,976
Human sacrifices
were once made

1287
00:59:28,056 --> 00:59:29,336
on the hills
above this river.

1288
00:59:29,456 --> 00:59:31,496
Bodies burned. Water seeped
into the wood and ashes

1289
00:59:31,576 --> 00:59:33,136
to create lye.

1290
00:59:33,256 --> 00:59:35,416
This is lye,
the crucial ingredient.

1291
00:59:35,536 --> 00:59:37,136
Once it mixed with the
melted fat of bodies,

1292
00:59:37,256 --> 00:59:38,656
a thick, white,
soapy discharge

1293
00:59:38,736 --> 00:59:40,976
crept into the river.
May I see your hand, please?

1294
00:59:48,816 --> 00:59:49,936
What is this?

1295
00:59:50,096 --> 00:59:51,376
This... is chemical burn.

1296
00:59:51,536 --> 00:59:52,496
Uh... Aah! Aah!

1297
00:59:52,616 --> 00:59:54,376
It'll hurt more than
you've ever been burned,

1298
00:59:54,456 --> 00:59:55,936
and you will have
a scar.

1299
00:59:56,016 --> 00:59:59,256
If meditation worked for
cancer, it could work for this.

1300
00:59:59,376 --> 01:00:01,016
Stay with the pain.
Don't shove to center.

1301
01:00:01,136 --> 01:00:02,656
No, no! Oh, God!

1302
01:00:02,736 --> 01:00:04,056
Look at your hand.

1303
01:00:04,176 --> 01:00:05,456
The first soap was made
from the ashes of heroes,

1304
01:00:05,536 --> 01:00:07,016
like the first monkey
shot into space.

1305
01:00:07,096 --> 01:00:08,656
Without pain,
without sacrifice,

1306
01:00:08,776 --> 01:00:09,976
we would have nothin'.

1307
01:00:10,096 --> 01:00:12,856
I tried not to think of the
the words "sear" or "flesh."

1308
01:00:12,976 --> 01:00:14,376
Stop it!
This is your pain.

1309
01:00:14,496 --> 01:00:15,976
This is your burning
hand. It's right here.

1310
01:00:16,056 --> 01:00:17,056
I'm going to my cave.

1311
01:00:17,136 --> 01:00:18,616
I'm going to my cave
and find my power animal.

1312
01:00:18,736 --> 01:00:21,616
No! Don't deal with it the way
those dead people do!

1313
01:00:21,736 --> 01:00:22,576
Come on!

1314
01:00:22,736 --> 01:00:23,776
I get the point!
OK! Please!

1315
01:00:23,856 --> 01:00:25,376
No. What you're feeling
is premature enlightenment.

1316
01:00:29,936 --> 01:00:31,656
This is the greatest moment
of your life, man,

1317
01:00:31,776 --> 01:00:34,616
and you're off
somewhere...

1318
01:00:34,736 --> 01:00:36,136
Shut up.

1319
01:00:36,176 --> 01:00:37,576
Our fathers were
our models for God.

1320
01:00:37,656 --> 01:00:38,856
If our fathers bailed,

1321
01:00:38,976 --> 01:00:40,616
what does that
tell you about God?

1322
01:00:40,736 --> 01:00:41,616
No, no.

1323
01:00:41,696 --> 01:00:43,296
Listen to me.

1324
01:00:43,376 --> 01:00:45,216
You have to consider
the possibility

1325
01:00:45,296 --> 01:00:47,256
that God
does not like you,

1326
01:00:47,376 --> 01:00:48,336
He never wanted you.

1327
01:00:48,456 --> 01:00:50,696
In all probability,
He hates you.

1328
01:00:50,776 --> 01:00:52,496
This is not the worst thing
that can happen.

1329
01:00:52,616 --> 01:00:54,216
We don't need Him.

1330
01:00:54,336 --> 01:00:55,256
We don't! I agree!

1331
01:00:55,376 --> 01:00:57,056
Fuck damnation, man.
Fuck redemption.

1332
01:00:57,216 --> 01:00:58,496
We are God's
unwanted children?

1333
01:00:58,656 --> 01:00:59,616
So be it!

1334
01:01:01,056 --> 01:01:02,736
Listen! You can run
water over your hand

1335
01:01:02,856 --> 01:01:05,016
to make it worse, or...
look at me...

1336
01:01:05,136 --> 01:01:07,256
or you can use vinegar
to neutralize the burn.

1337
01:01:07,376 --> 01:01:08,496
Please let me have
some! Please!

1338
01:01:08,616 --> 01:01:10,136
First you have to
give up.

1339
01:01:10,256 --> 01:01:13,376
First you have to know,
not fear,

1340
01:01:13,536 --> 01:01:16,216
know that someday
you're gonna die.

1341
01:01:16,336 --> 01:01:17,976
You don't know
how this feels!

1342
01:01:23,176 --> 01:01:24,256
It's only after
we've lost everything

1343
01:01:24,336 --> 01:01:26,256
that we're free
to do anything.

1344
01:01:28,176 --> 01:01:29,056
OK.

1345
01:01:43,776 --> 01:01:44,936
Congratulations.

1346
01:01:45,016 --> 01:01:47,736
You're one step closer
to hitting bottom.

1347
01:01:50,136 --> 01:01:52,136
Tyler sold his soap
to department stores

1348
01:01:52,256 --> 01:01:53,896
at $20 a bar.

1349
01:01:54,016 --> 01:01:55,296
<i>God knows
what they charged.</i>

1350
01:01:55,376 --> 01:01:57,896
This is
the best soap.

1351
01:01:58,016 --> 01:01:59,456
Why, thank you,
Suzie.

1352
01:01:59,616 --> 01:02:00,976
It was beautiful.

1353
01:02:01,056 --> 01:02:02,376
We were selling rich women

1354
01:02:02,496 --> 01:02:04,616
their own fat asses
back to them.

1355
01:02:06,096 --> 01:02:07,656
He was wearing
his yellow tie.

1356
01:02:07,776 --> 01:02:10,216
I didn't even wear a tie
to work anymore.

1357
01:02:10,296 --> 01:02:11,816
"The first rule
of Fight Club

1358
01:02:11,896 --> 01:02:13,496
is you don't talk
about Fight Club"?

1359
01:02:13,616 --> 01:02:15,176
I'm half asleep again.

1360
01:02:15,256 --> 01:02:16,976
I must've left the original
in the copy machine.

1361
01:02:17,096 --> 01:02:19,456
"The second rule of Fight Club..."
Is this yours?

1362
01:02:19,536 --> 01:02:21,176
Huh?

1363
01:02:21,296 --> 01:02:22,696
Pretend you're me.

1364
01:02:22,776 --> 01:02:24,456
Make a managerial
decision.

1365
01:02:24,576 --> 01:02:27,016
You find this.
What would you do?

1366
01:02:31,576 --> 01:02:33,376
Well, I gotta tell ya...

1367
01:02:33,496 --> 01:02:36,856
I'd be very, very careful
who you talk to about that.

1368
01:02:37,056 --> 01:02:38,536
Because the person
who wrote that...

1369
01:02:38,656 --> 01:02:40,296
is dangerous.

1370
01:02:40,416 --> 01:02:43,136
And this buttoned-down,
oxford-cloth psycho

1371
01:02:43,296 --> 01:02:44,696
might just snap

1372
01:02:44,816 --> 01:02:47,256
and then stalk
from office to office

1373
01:02:47,376 --> 01:02:50,856
with an Armilade AR-10
carbine gas-powered

1374
01:02:50,976 --> 01:02:52,456
semi-automatic weapon,

1375
01:02:52,536 --> 01:02:54,296
pumping round
after round

1376
01:02:54,416 --> 01:02:56,176
into colleagues
and coworkers.

1377
01:02:57,456 --> 01:03:00,696
This might be someone
you've known for years...

1378
01:03:00,816 --> 01:03:04,016
someone very...
very... close to you.

1379
01:03:04,096 --> 01:03:07,016
Tyler's words
coming out of my mouth.

1380
01:03:08,776 --> 01:03:10,416
And I used to be
such a nice guy.

1381
01:03:10,536 --> 01:03:12,656
Maybe you shouldn't bring me
every little piece of trash

1382
01:03:12,776 --> 01:03:14,296
you happen to pick up.

1383
01:03:17,016 --> 01:03:18,776
Liability.

1384
01:03:18,896 --> 01:03:20,456
My tit's gonna rot off.

1385
01:03:22,416 --> 01:03:23,816
Will you excuse me?
I need to take this.

1386
01:03:29,936 --> 01:03:31,216
What're you talking about?

1387
01:03:31,376 --> 01:03:33,416
I need you to check and see
if there's a lump in my breast.

1388
01:03:33,496 --> 01:03:35,016
Go to a hospital.

1389
01:03:35,136 --> 01:03:37,216
I can't afford to throw money
away on a doctor.

1390
01:03:38,736 --> 01:03:40,336
I don't know
about this, Marla.

1391
01:03:40,496 --> 01:03:42,056
Please?

1392
01:03:42,136 --> 01:03:43,776
She didn't
call Tyler.

1393
01:03:43,856 --> 01:03:45,896
I'm neutral in her book.

1394
01:03:48,096 --> 01:03:49,096
That's nice.

1395
01:03:49,216 --> 01:03:50,696
Taking food
to Mrs...

1396
01:03:50,776 --> 01:03:52,056
Hannaburr,
Mrs. Raines?

1397
01:03:52,176 --> 01:03:53,456
Who are they...
exactly?

1398
01:03:53,536 --> 01:03:55,176
Tragically,
they're dead.

1399
01:03:55,296 --> 01:03:56,976
I'm alive,
and I'm in poverty.

1400
01:03:57,096 --> 01:03:57,936
You want any?

1401
01:03:58,056 --> 01:03:58,896
No. No.

1402
01:03:59,136 --> 01:04:00,216
I got one for you.

1403
01:04:00,336 --> 01:04:01,616
Thanks for the thought.

1404
01:04:03,456 --> 01:04:05,576
What happened
to your hand?

1405
01:04:05,696 --> 01:04:06,776
Uh... nothin'.

1406
01:04:07,856 --> 01:04:08,736
Right there.

1407
01:04:08,816 --> 01:04:09,696
Uhh.

1408
01:04:10,976 --> 01:04:12,336
Feel anything?

1409
01:04:12,416 --> 01:04:13,296
No.

1410
01:04:13,376 --> 01:04:14,536
Well, make sure.

1411
01:04:16,416 --> 01:04:18,376
OK, I'm...
I'm pretty sure.

1412
01:04:18,496 --> 01:04:19,496
You feel nothing.

1413
01:04:19,576 --> 01:04:21,496
No. Nothing.

1414
01:04:23,456 --> 01:04:25,256
Well, that's a relief.

1415
01:04:25,376 --> 01:04:26,536
Thank you.

1416
01:04:26,656 --> 01:04:28,456
Uh, um...
no problem.

1417
01:04:28,576 --> 01:04:30,576
I wish I could
return the favor.

1418
01:04:30,696 --> 01:04:32,656
There's not a lot of breast cancer
in the men in my family.

1419
01:04:32,816 --> 01:04:34,096
Could check
your prostate.

1420
01:04:34,256 --> 01:04:36,096
I think I'm OK.

1421
01:04:36,176 --> 01:04:38,016
Well, thanks, anyway.

1422
01:04:42,896 --> 01:04:44,056
Are we done?

1423
01:04:44,176 --> 01:04:47,376
Yeah, we're done.
See you... around.

1424
01:05:03,896 --> 01:05:04,776
Cornelius?

1425
01:05:05,936 --> 01:05:06,776
Cornelius!

1426
01:05:08,216 --> 01:05:09,416
It's me...

1427
01:05:09,576 --> 01:05:10,816
Bob!

1428
01:05:10,936 --> 01:05:12,216
Hey... Bob.

1429
01:05:14,096 --> 01:05:15,656
Hey. Uhh!

1430
01:05:15,776 --> 01:05:16,856
We all thought
you were dead.

1431
01:05:16,976 --> 01:05:19,016
No, no. Still here.

1432
01:05:19,136 --> 01:05:20,936
<i>How are you, Bob?</i>

1433
01:05:21,056 --> 01:05:22,736
Better than I've ever been
in my whole life.

1434
01:05:22,856 --> 01:05:25,416
Really. You still
remaining men together?

1435
01:05:25,496 --> 01:05:27,496
No, no. I got somethin'
so much better now.

1436
01:05:27,576 --> 01:05:28,976
Really.
What is it?

1437
01:05:30,416 --> 01:05:32,056
Well...

1438
01:05:32,176 --> 01:05:34,136
first rule is...

1439
01:05:34,256 --> 01:05:35,976
I'm not supposed
to talk about it.

1440
01:05:37,096 --> 01:05:38,376
And the second rule is,

1441
01:05:38,456 --> 01:05:40,096
I'm not supposed
to talk about it.

1442
01:05:40,256 --> 01:05:41,696
And the third
rule is...

1443
01:05:41,776 --> 01:05:44,056
Bob. Bob.
I'm a member.

1444
01:05:44,176 --> 01:05:46,536
Look at my face, Bob.

1445
01:05:48,656 --> 01:05:50,696
That's fuckin'...
That's fuckin' great.

1446
01:05:50,816 --> 01:05:52,616
I've... I've
never seen you there.

1447
01:05:52,736 --> 01:05:54,336
I go Tuesdays
and Thursdays.

1448
01:05:54,416 --> 01:05:56,256
I go Saturday.

1449
01:05:56,376 --> 01:05:57,576
Congratulations.

1450
01:05:58,696 --> 01:06:00,616
Yeah. Hey,
to both of us, right?

1451
01:06:00,696 --> 01:06:02,336
Have you heard about the guy
that invented this thing?

1452
01:06:02,416 --> 01:06:03,976
Well, uh,
yeah, actually. I...

1453
01:06:04,056 --> 01:06:06,136
I hear all kinds
of things.

1454
01:06:06,256 --> 01:06:10,296
Supposedly... he was born
in a mental institution.

1455
01:06:10,496 --> 01:06:13,816
And he sleeps only
one hour a night.

1456
01:06:13,936 --> 01:06:15,176
He's a great man.

1457
01:06:15,296 --> 01:06:16,136
Oh...

1458
01:06:16,256 --> 01:06:18,376
Do you know
about Tyler Durden?

1459
01:06:27,056 --> 01:06:28,496
Ha ha ha!

1460
01:06:33,376 --> 01:06:34,816
Take him down!

1461
01:06:34,976 --> 01:06:36,456
Take him down!

1462
01:06:36,536 --> 01:06:37,816
Take him down!

1463
01:06:42,816 --> 01:06:44,936
I didn't hurt you,
did I?

1464
01:06:45,056 --> 01:06:47,496
Actually, you did.

1465
01:06:47,616 --> 01:06:49,096
Thank you for this.

1466
01:06:49,216 --> 01:06:51,216
Thank you, thank you,
thank you.

1467
01:06:51,336 --> 01:06:52,176
Fight Club.

1468
01:06:52,296 --> 01:06:54,096
Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob.

1469
01:06:54,176 --> 01:06:55,656
This was mine
and Tyler's gift...

1470
01:06:55,856 --> 01:06:57,856
our gift to the world.

1471
01:06:58,016 --> 01:06:59,656
Look around. Look around.

1472
01:06:59,776 --> 01:07:01,576
I see a lot
of new faces.

1473
01:07:01,656 --> 01:07:02,536
- Ha ha!
- Ha ha!

1474
01:07:02,616 --> 01:07:03,536
Shut up!

1475
01:07:04,816 --> 01:07:06,576
Which means a lot of you

1476
01:07:06,656 --> 01:07:09,376
have been breaking
the first 2 rules of Fight Club.

1477
01:07:17,376 --> 01:07:18,536
Man, I see in Fight Club

1478
01:07:18,656 --> 01:07:21,376
the strongest and smartest
men who've ever lived.

1479
01:07:21,496 --> 01:07:23,816
I see all this
potential.

1480
01:07:23,936 --> 01:07:25,136
And I see squandering.

1481
01:07:26,496 --> 01:07:27,496
God damn it.

1482
01:07:27,616 --> 01:07:30,376
An entire generation
pumping gas...

1483
01:07:30,496 --> 01:07:31,896
waiting tables...

1484
01:07:32,096 --> 01:07:33,816
slaves with white collars.

1485
01:07:36,576 --> 01:07:39,496
Advertising has its taste
in cars and clothes...

1486
01:07:39,576 --> 01:07:42,656
working jobs we hate so we can
buy shit we don't need.

1487
01:07:46,336 --> 01:07:48,776
We're the middle children
of history, man.

1488
01:07:48,896 --> 01:07:51,176
No purpose or place.

1489
01:07:51,296 --> 01:07:54,536
We have no Great War...
no Great Depression.

1490
01:07:57,056 --> 01:07:59,656
Our Great War's
a spiritual war.

1491
01:07:59,776 --> 01:08:02,856
Our Great Depression
is our lives.

1492
01:08:06,656 --> 01:08:08,016
We've all been raised
on television

1493
01:08:08,096 --> 01:08:09,896
to believe that one day
we'd all be millionaires

1494
01:08:10,016 --> 01:08:12,376
and movie gods
and rock stars.

1495
01:08:12,456 --> 01:08:14,056
But we won't.

1496
01:08:14,176 --> 01:08:15,976
We're slowly learning
that fact.

1497
01:08:17,296 --> 01:08:19,776
And we're very,
very pissed off.

1498
01:08:19,856 --> 01:08:20,736
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1499
01:08:24,616 --> 01:08:27,816
First rule of Fight Club is
you do not talk about...

1500
01:08:33,136 --> 01:08:34,256
Who are you?

1501
01:08:35,456 --> 01:08:36,536
Who am I?

1502
01:08:36,656 --> 01:08:37,616
Yeah.

1503
01:08:39,096 --> 01:08:40,056
There's a sign
in the front

1504
01:08:40,256 --> 01:08:41,136
that says
"Lou's Tavern."

1505
01:08:42,256 --> 01:08:44,336
I'm fuckin' Lou.

1506
01:08:44,456 --> 01:08:45,976
Who the fuck are you?

1507
01:08:46,096 --> 01:08:47,936
Tyler Durden.

1508
01:08:51,296 --> 01:08:53,736
Who told you motherfuckers
that you could use my place?

1509
01:08:53,816 --> 01:08:55,656
We have a deal
worked out with Irvin.

1510
01:08:55,776 --> 01:08:56,736
Irvin?

1511
01:08:56,816 --> 01:08:59,216
Irvin's at home with
a broken collarbone.

1512
01:08:59,336 --> 01:09:00,856
He don't own
this place.

1513
01:09:00,976 --> 01:09:01,816
I do.

1514
01:09:03,856 --> 01:09:05,736
How much money is he
gettin' for this?

1515
01:09:05,856 --> 01:09:07,016
<i>There is no money.</i>

1516
01:09:07,136 --> 01:09:09,576
- Really. Ain't that somethin'?
- Free to all.

1517
01:09:09,696 --> 01:09:11,456
It is, actually.

1518
01:09:11,536 --> 01:09:13,896
Look, stupid fuck...

1519
01:09:13,976 --> 01:09:15,376
I want everybody
outta here right now.

1520
01:09:15,496 --> 01:09:18,536
Hey. You should
join our club.

1521
01:09:19,856 --> 01:09:21,216
Did you hear
what I just said?

1522
01:09:21,296 --> 01:09:22,976
You and your friend.

1523
01:09:23,056 --> 01:09:24,776
Oomp!

1524
01:09:24,896 --> 01:09:25,856
Uhh!

1525
01:09:25,936 --> 01:09:27,736
You hear me now?!

1526
01:09:29,256 --> 01:09:31,296
No, I didn't quite
catch that, Lou.

1527
01:09:31,376 --> 01:09:32,376
Ooh!

1528
01:09:32,576 --> 01:09:33,336
Pfft!

1529
01:09:35,056 --> 01:09:35,896
Ohhh...

1530
01:09:37,456 --> 01:09:39,096
Still not gettin' it.

1531
01:09:40,296 --> 01:09:41,856
Aah! OK, OK, OK.
I got it.

1532
01:09:41,936 --> 01:09:44,256
I got it. I got it.
Shit, I lost it.

1533
01:09:44,336 --> 01:09:45,856
Ooh!

1534
01:09:46,016 --> 01:09:47,016
Back! All of you!

1535
01:09:49,016 --> 01:09:50,016
Everybody back.

1536
01:09:52,256 --> 01:09:53,936
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

1537
01:09:55,856 --> 01:09:57,936
Ha ha ha ha ha!

1538
01:09:58,056 --> 01:09:59,976
Aw, Lou...

1539
01:10:00,056 --> 01:10:01,936
Come on, man.

1540
01:10:02,056 --> 01:10:03,496
We really like
this place.

1541
01:10:04,896 --> 01:10:06,256
Ohh!

1542
01:10:11,096 --> 01:10:12,136
Ohhh...

1543
01:10:12,256 --> 01:10:15,096
- That's right, Lou, get it...
- Shut the fuck up!

1544
01:10:15,216 --> 01:10:16,856
Oh, yeah!

1545
01:10:16,976 --> 01:10:19,336
Yeah! Ha ha ha ha ha!

1546
01:10:19,456 --> 01:10:21,576
Ho ho ho ha ha ha!

1547
01:10:21,656 --> 01:10:22,856
Think that's
fuckin' funny?!

1548
01:10:22,976 --> 01:10:24,776
Ho ho, ho!
Ha ha ha ha!

1549
01:10:24,936 --> 01:10:27,736
Ha ha ha ha...
Ohh! Ho ho ho!

1550
01:10:32,216 --> 01:10:33,976
Fuckin' guys are loony,
I'm tellin' ya.

1551
01:10:36,176 --> 01:10:38,016
Unbelievable. Aah!

1552
01:10:41,816 --> 01:10:42,936
You don't know
where I've been, Lou.

1553
01:10:43,056 --> 01:10:44,616
- Oh, my God!
- Ha ha ha!

1554
01:10:44,736 --> 01:10:47,456
You don't know where
I've been! Ha ha!

1555
01:10:47,536 --> 01:10:49,736
Ha ha ha ha ha!

1556
01:10:49,816 --> 01:10:51,936
Lou! Please let us
keep it, Lou!

1557
01:10:52,016 --> 01:10:53,416
Please, Lou!

1558
01:10:53,496 --> 01:10:55,856
Fuckin' use the basement!
Christ!

1559
01:10:55,936 --> 01:10:58,656
I want your word, Lou!
I want your word!

1560
01:10:58,776 --> 01:11:00,576
On my mother's honor.

1561
01:11:02,336 --> 01:11:03,176
Uhh!

1562
01:11:04,856 --> 01:11:06,536
Lou!

1563
01:11:06,656 --> 01:11:08,176
Aaahhh!

1564
01:11:09,496 --> 01:11:10,496
Thanks, Lou.

1565
01:11:12,736 --> 01:11:14,336
You, too, big guy.

1566
01:11:18,656 --> 01:11:20,016
See you next week.

1567
01:11:35,616 --> 01:11:37,816
This week...
each one of you...

1568
01:11:37,936 --> 01:11:39,896
has a homework
assignment.

1569
01:11:40,016 --> 01:11:41,176
You're gonna go out.

1570
01:11:41,296 --> 01:11:43,536
You're gonna start a fight
with a total stranger.

1571
01:11:46,976 --> 01:11:48,336
You're gonna
start a fight.

1572
01:11:49,456 --> 01:11:50,776
And you're
gonna lose.

1573
01:11:53,776 --> 01:11:55,336
Excellent choice,
sir.

1574
01:11:57,296 --> 01:11:58,856
Hey! Watch out,
jackass!

1575
01:11:58,976 --> 01:11:59,976
Come on!

1576
01:12:00,096 --> 01:12:02,536
Now, this is not
as easy as it sounds.

1577
01:12:04,496 --> 01:12:06,216
I'm thinkin'
you really... What?!

1578
01:12:06,296 --> 01:12:07,656
Son of a bitch!

1579
01:12:07,736 --> 01:12:10,496
Most people...
normal people...

1580
01:12:10,576 --> 01:12:12,536
do just about anything
to avoid a fight.

1581
01:12:14,096 --> 01:12:16,216
Excuse me.
You sprayed me with your hose.

1582
01:12:16,336 --> 01:12:17,416
Like that?

1583
01:12:17,536 --> 01:12:18,816
That's not necessary.

1584
01:12:18,896 --> 01:12:20,656
Dave!
Go call 911!

1585
01:12:22,496 --> 01:12:23,256
Aaaahhh!

1586
01:12:25,216 --> 01:12:26,376
Stop it!

1587
01:12:26,496 --> 01:12:27,376
Stop it!

1588
01:12:29,936 --> 01:12:30,776
Sorry.

1589
01:12:30,896 --> 01:12:32,656
What did...
Come here!

1590
01:12:32,736 --> 01:12:34,776
Leave me alone!
You crazy?

1591
01:12:34,896 --> 01:12:35,776
Uhh!

1592
01:12:37,056 --> 01:12:38,056
Unhh! Uhh!

1593
01:12:39,296 --> 01:12:40,136
Bastard!

1594
01:12:45,696 --> 01:12:47,096
We need to talk.

1595
01:12:49,696 --> 01:12:50,576
OK.

1596
01:12:53,056 --> 01:12:54,216
Where to begin?

1597
01:12:54,336 --> 01:12:56,616
With your constant
absenteeism?

1598
01:12:56,736 --> 01:12:59,656
With your unpresentable
appearance?

1599
01:12:59,776 --> 01:13:01,056
You're up for review.

1600
01:13:01,136 --> 01:13:04,216
I am Jack's...
complete lack of surprise.

1601
01:13:04,336 --> 01:13:05,176
What?

1602
01:13:05,296 --> 01:13:06,176
Let's pretend.

1603
01:13:06,256 --> 01:13:07,976
You're the Department
of Transportation.

1604
01:13:08,096 --> 01:13:08,976
OK?

1605
01:13:09,096 --> 01:13:12,576
Someone informs you
that this company

1606
01:13:12,656 --> 01:13:14,536
installs front seat
mounting brackets

1607
01:13:14,656 --> 01:13:16,576
that never pass
collision tests...

1608
01:13:16,656 --> 01:13:19,936
brake linings that fail
after a thousand miles,

1609
01:13:20,016 --> 01:13:22,056
and fuel injectors
that explode

1610
01:13:22,176 --> 01:13:23,816
and burn people alive.

1611
01:13:25,136 --> 01:13:26,136
What then?

1612
01:13:26,256 --> 01:13:28,416
Are you threatening me?

1613
01:13:28,496 --> 01:13:29,416
No...

1614
01:13:29,496 --> 01:13:31,176
Get the fuck outta here.
You're fired.

1615
01:13:31,256 --> 01:13:32,856
I have a better solution.

1616
01:13:33,056 --> 01:13:36,256
You keep me on the payroll
as an outside consultant.

1617
01:13:36,416 --> 01:13:38,016
And in exchange
for my salary,

1618
01:13:38,096 --> 01:13:39,816
my job will be never
to tell people

1619
01:13:39,896 --> 01:13:42,016
these things
that I know.

1620
01:13:42,136 --> 01:13:43,976
I don't even have to come
into the office.

1621
01:13:44,096 --> 01:13:45,496
I can do this job
from home.

1622
01:13:47,216 --> 01:13:49,056
Who... Who the fuck
do you think you are,

1623
01:13:49,136 --> 01:13:51,736
you crazy little shit?

1624
01:13:55,776 --> 01:13:57,176
Security?

1625
01:13:57,256 --> 01:13:59,136
I am
Jack's smirking revenge.

1626
01:13:59,216 --> 01:14:00,336
Ohh!

1627
01:14:04,976 --> 01:14:06,056
Ohh!

1628
01:14:06,136 --> 01:14:07,376
Ahh... ahh...

1629
01:14:07,576 --> 01:14:09,736
What the hell
are you doing?

1630
01:14:17,656 --> 01:14:19,776
Ohh... that hurt.

1631
01:14:22,016 --> 01:14:24,536
Why would you do that?

1632
01:14:24,656 --> 01:14:25,816
Oh, my God.

1633
01:14:25,936 --> 01:14:27,496
No! Please stop!

1634
01:14:30,136 --> 01:14:32,416
Uhh! Uh... uhh!

1635
01:14:37,336 --> 01:14:38,416
What are you doing?

1636
01:14:39,536 --> 01:14:41,496
Oh, God, no! Please! No!

1637
01:14:41,656 --> 01:14:44,136
For some reason,
I thought of my first fight

1638
01:14:44,216 --> 01:14:45,496
with Tyler.

1639
01:14:45,616 --> 01:14:46,456
No!

1640
01:15:10,576 --> 01:15:12,696
Under and behind
and inside,

1641
01:15:12,816 --> 01:15:14,856
everything this man
took for granted...

1642
01:15:14,976 --> 01:15:17,216
something horrible
had been growing.

1643
01:15:18,416 --> 01:15:19,416
Now, look.

1644
01:15:19,536 --> 01:15:21,736
Give me the paychecks
like I asked,

1645
01:15:21,816 --> 01:15:24,016
and you won't
ever see me again.

1646
01:15:24,136 --> 01:15:27,416
And right then, at our most
excellent moment together...

1647
01:15:29,696 --> 01:15:31,696
Oh... thank God.

1648
01:15:31,816 --> 01:15:33,576
Please don't hit me
again. Please...

1649
01:15:33,656 --> 01:15:35,696
Telephone, computer,
fax machine,

1650
01:15:35,856 --> 01:15:39,816
52 weekly paychecks, and
48 airline flight coupons.

1651
01:15:39,936 --> 01:15:42,216
We now had
corporate sponsorship.

1652
01:15:42,296 --> 01:15:44,416
This is how Tyler and I were
able to have Fight Club

1653
01:15:44,496 --> 01:15:45,896
every night of the week.

1654
01:15:48,536 --> 01:15:50,896
Now nobody was the center
of Fight Club

1655
01:15:51,016 --> 01:15:52,896
except the 2 men fighting.

1656
01:15:52,976 --> 01:15:56,776
The leader walked through the crowd,
out in the darkness.

1657
01:15:58,056 --> 01:16:00,776
Tyler was now involved
in a class-action lawsuit

1658
01:16:00,856 --> 01:16:03,256
with the Pressman Hotel over
the urine content of their soup.

1659
01:16:09,616 --> 01:16:11,736
I am Jack's wasted life.

1660
01:16:16,176 --> 01:16:19,016
Yeah! Yeah! Ha ha!
Yeah!

1661
01:16:19,216 --> 01:16:20,456
There you are, sir.

1662
01:16:23,696 --> 01:16:26,136
Tyler dreamed up
new homework assignments.

1663
01:16:26,256 --> 01:16:28,736
He handed them out
in sealed envelopes.

1664
01:17:06,296 --> 01:17:07,816
Did you know
there's a Fight Club

1665
01:17:07,896 --> 01:17:08,776
up in Delaware City?

1666
01:17:08,856 --> 01:17:09,736
Yeah, I heard.

1667
01:17:10,896 --> 01:17:13,376
There's one
in Penn's Grove, too.

1668
01:17:13,456 --> 01:17:15,576
Bob even found one
up in Newcastle.

1669
01:17:15,696 --> 01:17:17,496
Yeah. Did you start
that one?

1670
01:17:17,616 --> 01:17:18,936
No. I thought you did.

1671
01:17:19,056 --> 01:17:20,216
Nah.

1672
01:17:20,336 --> 01:17:21,176
Pff!

1673
01:18:08,176 --> 01:18:09,416
Stop for a second.

1674
01:18:09,536 --> 01:18:10,896
Hey, what are we doing?

1675
01:18:10,976 --> 01:18:11,856
Turn around.

1676
01:18:11,936 --> 01:18:13,296
What are we doing?

1677
01:18:13,376 --> 01:18:14,256
Homework assignment.

1678
01:18:14,336 --> 01:18:15,496
What kind of
homework assignment?

1679
01:18:15,696 --> 01:18:16,776
Human sacrifice.

1680
01:18:16,896 --> 01:18:17,896
Hey, is that a gun?

1681
01:18:18,096 --> 01:18:19,376
Please. Please tell me
that's not a gun.

1682
01:18:19,536 --> 01:18:20,296
It's a gun.

1683
01:18:20,496 --> 01:18:21,256
What are you doing?

1684
01:18:21,456 --> 01:18:22,216
Meet me in the back.

1685
01:18:22,416 --> 01:18:23,656
Hey, don't fuck around.

1686
01:18:23,856 --> 01:18:24,936
Meet me in the back.

1687
01:18:25,016 --> 01:18:27,016
On a long enough
time line,

1688
01:18:27,216 --> 01:18:29,376
the survival rate
for everyone drops to zero.

1689
01:18:30,576 --> 01:18:32,336
What are you doing?
Come on.

1690
01:18:32,496 --> 01:18:33,736
Hands behind your back.

1691
01:18:33,816 --> 01:18:34,696
God.

1692
01:18:34,776 --> 01:18:35,816
Give me your wallet.

1693
01:18:37,056 --> 01:18:38,296
Raymond K. Hessel,

1694
01:18:38,416 --> 01:18:41,256
1320 Southeast Banning,
apartment A.

1695
01:18:41,336 --> 01:18:42,576
Small, cramped basement
apartment, Raymond?

1696
01:18:42,696 --> 01:18:43,656
How did you know?

1697
01:18:43,736 --> 01:18:45,256
Because they give
shitty basement apartments

1698
01:18:45,456 --> 01:18:47,176
letters instead of numbers.

1699
01:18:47,376 --> 01:18:48,616
Raymond...

1700
01:18:48,816 --> 01:18:50,096
you're going to die.

1701
01:18:50,256 --> 01:18:51,576
Oh, my God, no...

1702
01:18:51,696 --> 01:18:52,776
Is that your mom and dad?

1703
01:18:52,856 --> 01:18:54,256
Mom and dad are going
to have to call up

1704
01:18:54,376 --> 01:18:55,296
kindly Dr. So-And-So

1705
01:18:55,376 --> 01:18:56,696
to pick up
your dental records.

1706
01:18:56,816 --> 01:18:57,896
You want to know why?

1707
01:18:58,016 --> 01:18:59,656
Because there's going to be
nothing left of your face.

1708
01:18:59,736 --> 01:19:01,416
Aw, come on.

1709
01:19:01,496 --> 01:19:03,776
An expired community college
student I.D.

1710
01:19:03,896 --> 01:19:05,256
What'd you study, Raymond?

1711
01:19:05,336 --> 01:19:06,816
S-S-S-Stuff.

1712
01:19:06,896 --> 01:19:08,216
Stuff?

1713
01:19:08,336 --> 01:19:10,336
Were the midterms hard?

1714
01:19:11,416 --> 01:19:12,696
I asked you
what you studied.

1715
01:19:12,816 --> 01:19:13,856
Biology, mostly.

1716
01:19:13,936 --> 01:19:15,016
Why?

1717
01:19:15,096 --> 01:19:16,896
I... I don't know.

1718
01:19:16,976 --> 01:19:20,216
What did you want to be,
Raymond K. Hessel?

1719
01:19:21,656 --> 01:19:23,656
The question, Raymond,

1720
01:19:23,856 --> 01:19:27,056
was what did you
want to be?

1721
01:19:27,216 --> 01:19:28,936
Answer him,
Raymond! Jesus!

1722
01:19:29,016 --> 01:19:30,336
Veterinarian!
Veterinarian!

1723
01:19:30,416 --> 01:19:31,416
Animals.

1724
01:19:31,536 --> 01:19:33,336
Yeah, animal s-s-s...

1725
01:19:33,456 --> 01:19:34,376
Stuff.
Yeah, I got that.

1726
01:19:34,496 --> 01:19:35,496
That means you have to
get more schooling.

1727
01:19:35,616 --> 01:19:36,936
Too much school.

1728
01:19:37,056 --> 01:19:38,296
Would you rather be dead?

1729
01:19:38,496 --> 01:19:39,256
No...

1730
01:19:39,456 --> 01:19:40,496
Would you
rather die, here,

1731
01:19:40,616 --> 01:19:41,936
on your knees,

1732
01:19:42,056 --> 01:19:43,736
in the back
of a convenience store?

1733
01:19:43,856 --> 01:19:45,296
No... No, please...

1734
01:19:45,416 --> 01:19:46,576
no...

1735
01:19:49,776 --> 01:19:51,216
I'm keeping your license.

1736
01:19:52,496 --> 01:19:53,936
Gonna check in on you.

1737
01:19:54,056 --> 01:19:55,856
I know where you live.

1738
01:19:55,976 --> 01:19:58,736
If you're not on your way
to becoming a veterinarian

1739
01:19:58,856 --> 01:20:00,376
in 6 weeks,
you will be dead.

1740
01:20:02,216 --> 01:20:03,936
Now run on home.

1741
01:20:08,536 --> 01:20:10,696
Run, Forrest, run!

1742
01:20:12,336 --> 01:20:13,616
I feel ill.

1743
01:20:15,456 --> 01:20:16,736
Imagine how he feels.

1744
01:20:16,896 --> 01:20:18,656
Come on,
this isn't funny!

1745
01:20:18,816 --> 01:20:20,096
That wasn't funny.

1746
01:20:20,256 --> 01:20:22,096
What the fuck
was the point of that?

1747
01:20:22,216 --> 01:20:23,536
Tomorrow will be
the most beautiful day

1748
01:20:23,656 --> 01:20:24,976
of Raymond K. Hessel's life.

1749
01:20:25,096 --> 01:20:26,416
His breakfast
will taste better

1750
01:20:26,536 --> 01:20:29,256
than any meal you and I
have ever tasted.

1751
01:20:30,816 --> 01:20:33,256
You had to
give it to him.

1752
01:20:33,336 --> 01:20:34,576
Come on.

1753
01:20:34,736 --> 01:20:35,576
He had a plan.

1754
01:20:35,696 --> 01:20:37,496
And it started
to make sense

1755
01:20:37,616 --> 01:20:38,896
in a Tyler sort of way.

1756
01:20:39,056 --> 01:20:39,896
No fear.

1757
01:20:40,016 --> 01:20:41,816
No distractions.

1758
01:20:41,936 --> 01:20:45,096
The ability to let
that which does not matter

1759
01:20:45,216 --> 01:20:47,056
truly slide.

1760
01:20:58,736 --> 01:21:00,296
You're not your job.

1761
01:21:02,496 --> 01:21:05,576
You're not how much money
you have in the bank.

1762
01:21:07,296 --> 01:21:09,896
You're not
the car you drive.

1763
01:21:09,976 --> 01:21:12,456
You're not the contents
of your wallet.

1764
01:21:13,896 --> 01:21:15,816
You're not
your fuckin' khakis.

1765
01:21:17,936 --> 01:21:21,216
You're the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

1766
01:21:29,936 --> 01:21:32,696
I'll be out of your way
in a sec.

1767
01:21:32,816 --> 01:21:34,176
You don't have to go.

1768
01:21:36,216 --> 01:21:37,256
Whatever.

1769
01:21:38,296 --> 01:21:41,056
No, I mean, uh...

1770
01:21:41,176 --> 01:21:42,336
It's OK.

1771
01:21:51,456 --> 01:21:54,136
Are you still going
to groups?

1772
01:21:54,256 --> 01:21:55,256
Yeah.

1773
01:21:57,376 --> 01:21:59,096
Chloe's dead.

1774
01:21:59,216 --> 01:22:01,736
Ah, Chloe.

1775
01:22:01,856 --> 01:22:03,896
When did that happen?

1776
01:22:04,016 --> 01:22:06,256
Do you care?

1777
01:22:06,416 --> 01:22:07,576
I don't know.

1778
01:22:07,776 --> 01:22:09,736
I haven't thought
about it in a while.

1779
01:22:09,856 --> 01:22:11,976
Yeah, well...

1780
01:22:12,096 --> 01:22:15,056
I think it was
a smart move on her part.

1781
01:22:16,176 --> 01:22:17,456
Hey, listen, uh...

1782
01:22:17,536 --> 01:22:21,016
what are you getting
out of all this?

1783
01:22:21,216 --> 01:22:22,216
What?

1784
01:22:23,416 --> 01:22:24,776
I mean, all this.

1785
01:22:24,856 --> 01:22:26,216
Why do you keep...

1786
01:22:26,296 --> 01:22:28,656
Is this
making you happy?

1787
01:22:30,336 --> 01:22:32,176
Yeah, well, sometimes.

1788
01:22:33,696 --> 01:22:35,896
I don't know.
I don't understand.

1789
01:22:36,096 --> 01:22:37,816
Why does
a weaker person

1790
01:22:38,016 --> 01:22:40,216
need to latch on to
a strong person?

1791
01:22:40,416 --> 01:22:41,496
What is that?

1792
01:22:41,616 --> 01:22:43,616
Well, what do you
get out of it?

1793
01:22:45,496 --> 01:22:47,296
No... It's... It's not
the same thing at all.

1794
01:22:47,416 --> 01:22:49,176
I mean, we're... It's
totally different with us.

1795
01:22:49,296 --> 01:22:50,296
We're... We're...

1796
01:22:50,496 --> 01:22:51,376
Us?

1797
01:22:51,496 --> 01:22:53,176
What do you mean by "us"?

1798
01:22:53,296 --> 01:22:54,896
I'm sorry,
do you hear this?

1799
01:22:55,016 --> 01:22:55,936
Hear what?

1800
01:22:56,056 --> 01:22:57,896
You're not hearing
all that noise?

1801
01:22:58,016 --> 01:22:58,896
Just... Hold on a second.

1802
01:22:58,976 --> 01:23:00,056
No, wait.
What were you saying?

1803
01:23:00,176 --> 01:23:01,736
Don't change the subject.
I want to talk about this.

1804
01:23:01,816 --> 01:23:03,416
You're not talking
about me, are you?

1805
01:23:03,536 --> 01:23:05,256
No. What?

1806
01:23:05,336 --> 01:23:07,016
That day you came over
to my place to play doctor...

1807
01:23:07,136 --> 01:23:08,616
what was going on there?

1808
01:23:08,736 --> 01:23:09,616
<i>What are you
talking about?</i>

1809
01:23:09,776 --> 01:23:11,056
Nothing. Nothing.

1810
01:23:11,216 --> 01:23:12,136
I don't think so.

1811
01:23:12,256 --> 01:23:13,416
Come on,
what do you want?

1812
01:23:13,536 --> 01:23:14,696
- Look at me.
- No. What?

1813
01:23:14,816 --> 01:23:16,456
Look at me.

1814
01:23:16,576 --> 01:23:17,936
What is that?

1815
01:23:18,016 --> 01:23:19,496
It's nothing.
Don't worry about it.

1816
01:23:19,616 --> 01:23:20,496
Oh, my God.

1817
01:23:20,576 --> 01:23:21,536
Who did this?

1818
01:23:21,696 --> 01:23:22,496
A person.

1819
01:23:22,656 --> 01:23:23,536
Guy or girl?

1820
01:23:23,616 --> 01:23:25,496
What do you care
if it's a guy or a girl?

1821
01:23:25,616 --> 01:23:26,576
What do you care
if I ask?

1822
01:23:26,696 --> 01:23:27,776
This is none of your
business. Leave me alone.

1823
01:23:27,936 --> 01:23:28,736
You're afraid to say it.

1824
01:23:28,896 --> 01:23:29,696
I am not afraid to say.
Let me go.

1825
01:23:29,856 --> 01:23:30,776
No! Talk to me.

1826
01:23:30,896 --> 01:23:31,976
- No!
- Let go of me. Leave me alone.

1827
01:23:32,096 --> 01:23:33,496
This conversation...

1828
01:23:33,616 --> 01:23:34,656
This conversation...

1829
01:23:34,736 --> 01:23:36,456
is over.

1830
01:23:36,576 --> 01:23:37,896
is over.

1831
01:23:39,056 --> 01:23:41,296
I just can't win
with you, can I?

1832
01:23:48,816 --> 01:23:51,576
Hey, this is getting
a little old.

1833
01:23:53,136 --> 01:23:55,216
What is... What is all this?

1834
01:23:55,336 --> 01:23:56,656
What do you think?

1835
01:23:58,096 --> 01:24:00,976
Hey, why do we need
bunk beds?

1836
01:24:01,096 --> 01:24:01,936
Hey.

1837
01:24:08,816 --> 01:24:10,256
Too young.

1838
01:24:10,376 --> 01:24:11,816
Sorry.

1839
01:24:12,016 --> 01:24:14,056
What's all that?

1840
01:24:14,136 --> 01:24:16,536
If the applicant is young,
tell him he's too young.

1841
01:24:16,656 --> 01:24:18,056
Old, too old.
Fat, too fat.

1842
01:24:18,096 --> 01:24:19,016
Applicant?

1843
01:24:19,096 --> 01:24:20,856
If the applicant
then waits for 3 days

1844
01:24:20,976 --> 01:24:22,776
without food, shelter
or encouragement,

1845
01:24:22,896 --> 01:24:25,176
he may then enter
and begin his training.

1846
01:24:25,296 --> 01:24:26,736
Training for what?

1847
01:24:31,776 --> 01:24:33,536
You think
this is a game?

1848
01:24:33,696 --> 01:24:35,456
You're too young
to train here.

1849
01:24:35,616 --> 01:24:37,376
End of story.
Quit wasting our time.

1850
01:24:37,536 --> 01:24:38,816
Get the fuck
out of here.

1851
01:24:43,296 --> 01:24:44,576
Bad news, friend.

1852
01:24:45,736 --> 01:24:47,536
It's not gonna happen.

1853
01:24:47,656 --> 01:24:50,416
I'm sorry if there was
a misunderstanding.

1854
01:24:50,536 --> 01:24:52,376
It's not the end
of the world.

1855
01:24:52,496 --> 01:24:53,816
Just go away.

1856
01:24:54,936 --> 01:24:56,656
Go.

1857
01:24:56,816 --> 01:24:58,256
You're trespassing,

1858
01:24:58,376 --> 01:25:00,176
and I will have to
call the police.

1859
01:25:03,536 --> 01:25:05,256
Don't you look at me.

1860
01:25:05,376 --> 01:25:07,016
Do you think you're
ever getting in this house?

1861
01:25:07,096 --> 01:25:08,456
You're never getting in
this fucking house.

1862
01:25:08,536 --> 01:25:10,256
Never. Now get the fuck
off the porch.

1863
01:25:10,376 --> 01:25:11,776
Get off the porch!

1864
01:25:11,856 --> 01:25:13,176
Sooner or later,

1865
01:25:13,296 --> 01:25:15,216
we all became what Tyler
wanted us to be.

1866
01:25:15,336 --> 01:25:17,976
I'm gonna go inside and
I'm gonna get a shovel.

1867
01:25:24,776 --> 01:25:26,096
You got 2 black shirts?

1868
01:25:26,216 --> 01:25:27,056
Sir.

1869
01:25:27,176 --> 01:25:28,496
2 pair of black pants?

1870
01:25:28,616 --> 01:25:29,456
Yes, sir.

1871
01:25:29,576 --> 01:25:30,416
One pair of black boots?

1872
01:25:30,536 --> 01:25:31,376
Sir.

1873
01:25:31,496 --> 01:25:32,336
2 pair of black socks?

1874
01:25:32,456 --> 01:25:33,296
Sir.

1875
01:25:33,416 --> 01:25:34,256
One black jacket?

1876
01:25:34,376 --> 01:25:35,216
Sir.

1877
01:25:35,336 --> 01:25:36,376
$300 personal burial money?

1878
01:25:36,576 --> 01:25:37,456
Yes, sir.

1879
01:25:39,256 --> 01:25:40,776
All right.

1880
01:25:50,616 --> 01:25:53,616
You're too old,
fat man.

1881
01:25:53,736 --> 01:25:55,176
Your tits
are too big.

1882
01:25:55,296 --> 01:25:57,576
Get the fuck
off my porch.

1883
01:26:03,936 --> 01:26:06,216
Bob. Bob.

1884
01:26:20,816 --> 01:26:22,136
Like a monkey

1885
01:26:22,256 --> 01:26:24,176
ready to be shot
into space.

1886
01:26:24,296 --> 01:26:25,736
Space monkey.

1887
01:26:25,816 --> 01:26:29,816
Ready to sacrifice himself
for the greater good.

1888
01:26:34,656 --> 01:26:38,296
You are too
fucking old, fatty!

1889
01:26:38,496 --> 01:26:39,976
And you.

1890
01:26:40,056 --> 01:26:41,576
You're too fucking...

1891
01:26:41,656 --> 01:26:42,856
blond!

1892
01:26:42,976 --> 01:26:45,296
Get out of here,
the both of you!

1893
01:26:46,256 --> 01:26:47,576
And so it went.

1894
01:26:47,696 --> 01:26:49,496
Listen up, maggots.

1895
01:26:49,616 --> 01:26:51,936
You are not special.

1896
01:26:52,016 --> 01:26:55,216
You are not
a beautiful or unique snowflake.

1897
01:26:55,336 --> 01:26:57,616
You are the same
decaying organic matter

1898
01:26:57,736 --> 01:26:59,256
as everything else.

1899
01:26:59,376 --> 01:27:01,576
Tyler
built himself an army.

1900
01:27:01,656 --> 01:27:05,376
We are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

1901
01:27:05,496 --> 01:27:08,936
We are all part of
the same compost heap.

1902
01:27:10,656 --> 01:27:13,816
Why was Tyler Durden
building an army?

1903
01:27:13,936 --> 01:27:15,496
To what purpose?

1904
01:27:15,576 --> 01:27:17,256
For what greater good?

1905
01:27:20,576 --> 01:27:22,256
In Tyler we trusted.

1906
01:27:26,016 --> 01:27:31,496
No, when he was like, "You are
not your job," I was like...

1907
01:27:31,616 --> 01:27:33,016
Yeah!

1908
01:27:34,696 --> 01:27:36,256
Hey, what's all this?

1909
01:27:39,096 --> 01:27:40,776
OK!

1910
01:27:40,896 --> 01:27:42,776
Go on in
and celebrate.

1911
01:27:42,896 --> 01:27:44,216
What are we celebrating?

1912
01:27:44,336 --> 01:27:45,216
Go on.

1913
01:27:49,616 --> 01:27:50,456
Hey.

1914
01:27:50,576 --> 01:27:51,896
Let me get that
for you.

1915
01:28:02,696 --> 01:28:04,976
Investigators are
on the scene right now.

1916
01:28:05,096 --> 01:28:07,256
Hold on. Police Commissioner
Jacobs has just arrived.

1917
01:28:07,376 --> 01:28:10,176
Commissioner, Commissioner,
could you please tell us

1918
01:28:10,296 --> 01:28:11,816
what you think
has happened here?

1919
01:28:11,936 --> 01:28:13,296
We believe
this is one of many

1920
01:28:13,376 --> 01:28:15,416
recent acts of vandalism
around the city

1921
01:28:15,536 --> 01:28:18,336
somehow related to
underground boxing clubs.

1922
01:28:18,416 --> 01:28:22,376
We'll be coordinating
a rigorous investigation.

1923
01:28:22,456 --> 01:28:24,736
That was Police Commissioner
Jacobs, who just arrived

1924
01:28:24,856 --> 01:28:26,616
on the scene here
of a 4-alarm fire

1925
01:28:26,736 --> 01:28:28,296
that broke out
about an hour ago.

1926
01:28:28,376 --> 01:28:29,296
She's hot.

1927
01:28:29,416 --> 01:28:30,816
Live from the Parker
Morris Building,

1928
01:28:30,896 --> 01:28:32,616
Lauren Sanchez.
Back to you in the studio.

1929
01:28:32,736 --> 01:28:34,256
Yeah!

1930
01:28:34,376 --> 01:28:35,816
- Ha ha ha ha!
- Yeah.

1931
01:28:35,936 --> 01:28:37,416
Holy shit.

1932
01:28:37,616 --> 01:28:38,376
Yeah!

1933
01:28:41,976 --> 01:28:43,016
- Yeah!
- Ha ha ha!

1934
01:28:43,136 --> 01:28:44,296
Hoo hoo hoo!

1935
01:28:44,416 --> 01:28:45,896
What the fuck
did you guys do?

1936
01:28:46,016 --> 01:28:47,296
...how the blaze started,

1937
01:28:47,376 --> 01:28:49,936
but arson investigators
are on the premises...

1938
01:28:54,936 --> 01:28:57,696
Sir, the first rule
of Project Mayhem

1939
01:28:57,816 --> 01:29:00,096
is you do not
ask questions, sir.

1940
01:29:05,296 --> 01:29:07,656
The victory
in the war against crime

1941
01:29:07,776 --> 01:29:09,696
will not come overnight.

1942
01:29:09,776 --> 01:29:11,816
It will take dedication
and commitment,

1943
01:29:11,896 --> 01:29:14,176
and most of all,
cooperation.

1944
01:29:14,296 --> 01:29:15,736
The streets are safer now.

1945
01:29:15,936 --> 01:29:17,976
There is hope
in the inner city.

1946
01:29:18,096 --> 01:29:19,976
However, this is only
the beginning.

1947
01:29:20,096 --> 01:29:20,976
I gotta take a piss.

1948
01:29:21,096 --> 01:29:23,376
These are the first steps

1949
01:29:23,496 --> 01:29:24,936
in a long journey.

1950
01:29:25,056 --> 01:29:27,216
That is why we have
created Project Hope...

1951
01:29:27,336 --> 01:29:28,376
Bob.

1952
01:29:28,496 --> 01:29:31,256
"Helping others with
prevention and enforcement."

1953
01:29:31,376 --> 01:29:33,976
Project Hope will be
a joint effort

1954
01:29:34,176 --> 01:29:36,616
between the police
and community leaders.

1955
01:29:36,736 --> 01:29:39,216
It will be
a powerful new weapon

1956
01:29:39,336 --> 01:29:41,016
in the war against crime.

1957
01:30:15,056 --> 01:30:17,056
Haahhhh!

1958
01:30:24,416 --> 01:30:26,936
Wrap it around the top of
his hacky sack, Bob.

1959
01:30:27,056 --> 01:30:28,336
Yeah. His balls
are ice cold.

1960
01:30:29,696 --> 01:30:31,056
Hi.

1961
01:30:31,136 --> 01:30:33,496
You're gonna call off
your rigorous investigation.

1962
01:30:33,616 --> 01:30:34,536
You're gonna publicly state

1963
01:30:34,656 --> 01:30:37,296
that there is no
underground group, or...

1964
01:30:37,416 --> 01:30:39,056
these guys are gonna
take your balls.

1965
01:30:39,176 --> 01:30:41,176
<i>They're gonna send one
to the New York Times,</i>

1966
01:30:41,296 --> 01:30:44,056
<i>one to the L.A. Times
press release style.</i>

1967
01:30:44,176 --> 01:30:45,336
Look...

1968
01:30:45,456 --> 01:30:46,776
the people you are after

1969
01:30:46,896 --> 01:30:48,696
are the people
you depend on.

1970
01:30:48,816 --> 01:30:50,736
We cook your meals.
We haul your trash.

1971
01:30:50,856 --> 01:30:51,896
We connect your calls.

1972
01:30:52,016 --> 01:30:53,416
We drive your ambulances.

1973
01:30:53,536 --> 01:30:56,736
We guard you
while you sleep.

1974
01:30:59,656 --> 01:31:02,376
Do not fuck with us.

1975
01:31:10,736 --> 01:31:11,616
Fooled ya.

1976
01:31:26,616 --> 01:31:28,376
Bob, you're on this one.

1977
01:31:28,496 --> 01:31:30,696
Let's go.

1978
01:31:30,816 --> 01:31:34,816
I am Jack's
inflamed sense of rejection.

1979
01:31:34,896 --> 01:31:35,776
Hey!

1980
01:31:50,816 --> 01:31:51,976
Yeah!

1981
01:32:23,456 --> 01:32:26,096
I felt like putting
a bullet between the eyes

1982
01:32:26,216 --> 01:32:28,736
of every panda that wouldn't
screw to save its species.

1983
01:32:31,096 --> 01:32:33,456
I wanted to open
the dump valves

1984
01:32:33,536 --> 01:32:35,816
on oil tankers and smother
all those French beaches

1985
01:32:35,896 --> 01:32:37,416
I'd never see.

1986
01:32:40,616 --> 01:32:43,816
I wanted to breathe smoke.

1987
01:32:59,376 --> 01:33:02,896
Where'd you go,
psycho boy?

1988
01:33:03,016 --> 01:33:05,856
I felt like destroying
something beautiful.

1989
01:33:09,536 --> 01:33:11,656
Get him to
a fuckin' hospital.

1990
01:33:11,776 --> 01:33:12,616
Yeah.

1991
01:33:23,456 --> 01:33:25,096
Don't worry, Mr. Durden.

1992
01:33:25,176 --> 01:33:26,816
Airport parking,
long term.

1993
01:33:27,936 --> 01:33:29,656
After you, Mr. Durden.

1994
01:33:30,976 --> 01:33:32,616
After you.

1995
01:33:50,296 --> 01:33:51,656
Something on your mind,
dear?

1996
01:33:51,736 --> 01:33:52,776
No.

1997
01:33:52,856 --> 01:33:53,896
All right, yeah.

1998
01:33:54,016 --> 01:33:55,976
Why wasn't I told
about Project Mayhem?

1999
01:33:56,056 --> 01:33:57,256
First rule of Project Mayhem

2000
01:33:57,336 --> 01:33:59,056
is you do not ask questions.

2001
01:33:59,216 --> 01:34:00,016
What are you talking about?

2002
01:34:00,136 --> 01:34:01,256
Why didn't you include me
in the beginning?

2003
01:34:01,376 --> 01:34:02,816
Fight Club
was the beginning.

2004
01:34:02,896 --> 01:34:04,456
Now it's moved
out of the basement,

2005
01:34:04,536 --> 01:34:05,896
it's called
Project Mayhem.

2006
01:34:05,976 --> 01:34:07,376
You and I started
Fight Club together.

2007
01:34:07,456 --> 01:34:08,656
Do you remember that?

2008
01:34:08,776 --> 01:34:10,616
It's as much mine
as it is yours, you know.

2009
01:34:10,736 --> 01:34:11,856
Is this about
you and me?

2010
01:34:12,016 --> 01:34:13,576
Yeah. I thought we were
doing this together.

2011
01:34:13,696 --> 01:34:14,776
You're missing the point.

2012
01:34:14,896 --> 01:34:16,896
This does not
belong to us.

2013
01:34:16,976 --> 01:34:18,136
We are not special.

2014
01:34:18,256 --> 01:34:19,376
Fuck that.
You should've told me.

2015
01:34:21,456 --> 01:34:22,456
Hey, Tyler!

2016
01:34:25,096 --> 01:34:26,776
Goddamn it, Tyler!

2017
01:34:26,896 --> 01:34:28,456
What do you want?!
Statement of purpose?

2018
01:34:28,536 --> 01:34:29,496
Should I e-mail you?

2019
01:34:29,696 --> 01:34:31,056
Should I put this
on your action item list?

2020
01:34:31,136 --> 01:34:32,536
You decide your own
level of involvement!

2021
01:34:32,656 --> 01:34:35,176
I will! I want to know
certain things first.

2022
01:34:35,296 --> 01:34:36,816
The first rule
of Project Mayhem...

2023
01:34:36,976 --> 01:34:37,776
Shut up!

2024
01:34:37,936 --> 01:34:39,896
I want to know
what you're thinking.

2025
01:34:40,016 --> 01:34:40,896
Fuck what you know.

2026
01:34:40,976 --> 01:34:42,136
You need to forget
about what you know.

2027
01:34:42,256 --> 01:34:43,096
That's your problem.

2028
01:34:43,216 --> 01:34:44,376
Forget about what
you think you know

2029
01:34:44,496 --> 01:34:46,176
about life,
about friendship,

2030
01:34:46,256 --> 01:34:48,496
and especially
about you and me.

2031
01:34:48,616 --> 01:34:49,496
What?

2032
01:34:49,616 --> 01:34:51,736
What is that supposed
to mean? What...

2033
01:34:54,976 --> 01:34:55,856
What are you doing?

2034
01:34:57,976 --> 01:35:00,536
Guys, what do you wish
you'd done before you die?

2035
01:35:00,656 --> 01:35:01,576
Paint a self-portrait.

2036
01:35:01,696 --> 01:35:02,576
Build a house.

2037
01:35:02,656 --> 01:35:04,056
And you?

2038
01:35:04,136 --> 01:35:06,536
I don't know.
Get in the right lane.

2039
01:35:06,656 --> 01:35:08,136
I have to know the answer
to this question.

2040
01:35:08,256 --> 01:35:09,256
If you were to die
right now,

2041
01:35:09,336 --> 01:35:11,136
how would you feel
about your life?

2042
01:35:11,256 --> 01:35:12,216
I don't know!

2043
01:35:12,416 --> 01:35:13,416
I wouldn't feel anything
good about my life.

2044
01:35:13,536 --> 01:35:14,736
Is that what you want
to hear me say? Fine.

2045
01:35:14,896 --> 01:35:16,336
- Come on!
- Not good enough.

2046
01:35:16,456 --> 01:35:18,136
Stop fucking around!

2047
01:35:18,256 --> 01:35:19,416
Tyler!

2048
01:35:21,536 --> 01:35:23,496
Jesus Christ!

2049
01:35:23,576 --> 01:35:24,616
Goddamn it!

2050
01:35:24,736 --> 01:35:26,216
Goddamn it!
Fuck you!

2051
01:35:26,336 --> 01:35:27,576
Fuck Fight Club.

2052
01:35:27,696 --> 01:35:30,216
Fuck Marla.
I'm sick of all your shit.

2053
01:35:30,296 --> 01:35:32,136
OK.

2054
01:35:32,256 --> 01:35:33,816
OK.

2055
01:35:33,936 --> 01:35:35,376
Quit screwing around.
Take the wheel.

2056
01:35:35,496 --> 01:35:36,336
Look at you.

2057
01:35:36,456 --> 01:35:37,296
Take the wheel!

2058
01:35:37,416 --> 01:35:39,056
Look at you!
You're fuckin' pathetic!

2059
01:35:39,176 --> 01:35:40,616
Why? Why?
What are you talking about?

2060
01:35:40,736 --> 01:35:44,016
Why do you think
I blew up your condo?

2061
01:35:45,136 --> 01:35:46,136
What?

2062
01:35:46,256 --> 01:35:48,136
Hitting bottom
isn't a weekend retreat.

2063
01:35:48,256 --> 01:35:49,976
It's not
a goddamn seminar.

2064
01:35:50,096 --> 01:35:51,896
Stop trying
to control everything

2065
01:35:52,016 --> 01:35:53,496
and just let go.

2066
01:35:55,296 --> 01:35:57,096
Let go!

2067
01:35:57,176 --> 01:35:58,816
All right. Fine.

2068
01:36:00,016 --> 01:36:01,776
Fine.

2069
01:36:57,336 --> 01:37:00,496
I'd never been
in a car accident.

2070
01:37:00,616 --> 01:37:03,376
This must have been what
all those people felt like

2071
01:37:03,496 --> 01:37:07,216
before I filed them
as statistics in my reports.

2072
01:37:07,336 --> 01:37:08,536
Goddamn.

2073
01:37:08,656 --> 01:37:09,976
Huh?

2074
01:37:10,096 --> 01:37:11,936
Ha ha ha ha ha hahh!

2075
01:37:12,056 --> 01:37:14,616
We just had
a near-life experience.

2076
01:37:19,736 --> 01:37:22,016
In the world I see,

2077
01:37:22,136 --> 01:37:24,776
you're stalking elk through
the damp canyon forest,

2078
01:37:24,896 --> 01:37:27,256
around the ruins
of Rockefeller Center.

2079
01:37:29,416 --> 01:37:31,176
You'll wear leather clothes

2080
01:37:31,256 --> 01:37:34,016
that will last you
the rest of your life.

2081
01:37:34,136 --> 01:37:37,376
You'll climb the vines
that wrap the Sears Tower.

2082
01:37:38,856 --> 01:37:40,656
And when you look down,

2083
01:37:40,776 --> 01:37:43,536
you'll see tiny figures
pounding corn,

2084
01:37:43,656 --> 01:37:46,896
laying strips of venison
on the empty carpool lane

2085
01:37:47,016 --> 01:37:48,816
of some abandoned
superhighway.

2086
01:38:01,256 --> 01:38:02,656
Feel better, champ.

2087
01:38:20,056 --> 01:38:21,976
And then...

2088
01:38:22,096 --> 01:38:23,416
Tyler?

2089
01:38:23,536 --> 01:38:24,936
Tyler was gone.

2090
01:38:32,496 --> 01:38:34,576
Was I asleep?

2091
01:38:36,216 --> 01:38:37,416
Had I slept?

2092
01:38:37,536 --> 01:38:38,896
You are not
a beautiful

2093
01:38:38,976 --> 01:38:40,336
unique snowflake,
do you understand me?

2094
01:38:40,416 --> 01:38:43,176
The house had become
a living thing,

2095
01:38:43,296 --> 01:38:45,576
wet inside
from so many people

2096
01:38:45,696 --> 01:38:46,936
sweating and breathing.

2097
01:38:47,056 --> 01:38:48,856
We are all from
the same compost.

2098
01:38:48,976 --> 01:38:51,016
So many people moving,
the house moved.

2099
01:38:53,296 --> 01:38:54,616
Planet Tyler.

2100
01:38:54,736 --> 01:38:56,536
I had to hug the walls.

2101
01:38:56,656 --> 01:39:00,016
Trapped inside this
clockwork of space monkeys.

2102
01:39:00,136 --> 01:39:01,456
You can't be
smoking in here.

2103
01:39:01,576 --> 01:39:04,136
Do you know how much ether
we have in this fucking house?

2104
01:39:04,256 --> 01:39:06,456
Cooking, working,
and sleeping in teams.

2105
01:39:09,056 --> 01:39:10,576
Hang on a second.

2106
01:39:28,816 --> 01:39:31,296
It's under control, sir.

2107
01:39:33,736 --> 01:39:35,496
Where is Tyler?

2108
01:39:35,576 --> 01:39:38,416
Sir, the first rule of
Project Mayhem is you do not...

2109
01:39:38,536 --> 01:39:40,336
Right, uh... OK.

2110
01:39:42,736 --> 01:39:44,936
I'm all alone.

2111
01:39:45,056 --> 01:39:46,856
My father dumped me.

2112
01:39:46,976 --> 01:39:48,336
Tyler dumped me.

2113
01:39:48,416 --> 01:39:51,456
I am Jack's broken heart.

2114
01:39:54,656 --> 01:39:57,376
What comes next
in Project Mayhem,

2115
01:39:57,536 --> 01:39:58,896
only Tyler knows.

2116
01:39:58,976 --> 01:40:02,256
The second rule is
you do not ask questions.

2117
01:40:04,736 --> 01:40:06,016
Get the fuck
away from me.

2118
01:40:06,176 --> 01:40:07,536
Get the fuck
away from me!

2119
01:40:07,616 --> 01:40:09,896
Who are all these people?

2120
01:40:14,976 --> 01:40:16,976
Paper Street Soap Company.

2121
01:40:19,176 --> 01:40:21,096
Can I come in?

2122
01:40:24,056 --> 01:40:25,616
He's not here.

2123
01:40:25,736 --> 01:40:27,776
What?

2124
01:40:29,016 --> 01:40:32,256
Tyler isn't here.

2125
01:40:32,336 --> 01:40:34,696
Tyler went away.

2126
01:40:34,776 --> 01:40:35,976
Tyler's gone.

2127
01:41:05,456 --> 01:41:06,456
Lay him down!

2128
01:41:06,576 --> 01:41:07,816
Gunshot wounds
comin' through!

2129
01:41:07,896 --> 01:41:10,216
Clear some fucking room!

2130
01:41:10,376 --> 01:41:12,496
What happened?!
What happened?!

2131
01:41:12,656 --> 01:41:14,056
We were on assignment.
We were supposed to kill

2132
01:41:14,176 --> 01:41:16,536
2 birds with one stone.

2133
01:41:16,616 --> 01:41:18,576
Destroy a piece
of corporate art...

2134
01:41:18,736 --> 01:41:21,096
Operation Latte Thunder,
go.

2135
01:41:22,976 --> 01:41:24,736
and trash a franchise
coffee bar.

2136
01:41:30,976 --> 01:41:32,176
We had it all
worked out, sir.

2137
01:41:41,056 --> 01:41:41,976
It went smooth
until...

2138
01:41:42,096 --> 01:41:44,176
Police! Freeze!

2139
01:41:44,336 --> 01:41:45,776
Until what?

2140
01:41:45,896 --> 01:41:46,816
They shot Bob.

2141
01:41:48,376 --> 01:41:49,576
They shot him
in the head.

2142
01:41:49,696 --> 01:41:50,616
Those fuckin' pigs!

2143
01:41:54,016 --> 01:41:54,856
- Ohh!
- Ohh!

2144
01:41:54,976 --> 01:41:56,856
- Oh, God.
- Son of a...

2145
01:41:57,936 --> 01:41:59,896
Those motherfuckers!

2146
01:42:00,056 --> 01:42:01,656
You morons.

2147
01:42:01,776 --> 01:42:03,896
You're running around
in ski masks,

2148
01:42:04,016 --> 01:42:05,056
trying
to blow things up.

2149
01:42:05,136 --> 01:42:06,336
What did you think
was gonna happen?!

2150
01:42:10,256 --> 01:42:11,176
OK, quick,

2151
01:42:11,256 --> 01:42:12,536
we gotta get rid
of the evidence.

2152
01:42:12,656 --> 01:42:13,496
We gotta get rid
of this body!

2153
01:42:13,616 --> 01:42:14,496
Bury him.

2154
01:42:14,616 --> 01:42:15,976
What?

2155
01:42:16,056 --> 01:42:16,936
Take him
to the garden

2156
01:42:17,016 --> 01:42:18,056
and bury him.

2157
01:42:19,256 --> 01:42:20,016
Come on,
people!

2158
01:42:20,176 --> 01:42:20,976
Let's go!

2159
01:42:21,176 --> 01:42:22,176
Hey, get
the fuck off!

2160
01:42:22,256 --> 01:42:23,136
Get away from him!

2161
01:42:23,216 --> 01:42:24,696
What are you
talking about?

2162
01:42:24,816 --> 01:42:26,056
This isn't a fucking
piece of evidence,

2163
01:42:26,136 --> 01:42:27,336
this is a person!

2164
01:42:27,416 --> 01:42:28,296
He's a friend
of mine,

2165
01:42:28,376 --> 01:42:29,416
and you're not
gonna bury him

2166
01:42:29,496 --> 01:42:30,416
in the fucking garden.

2167
01:42:30,536 --> 01:42:33,376
He was killed serving
Project Mayhem, sir.

2168
01:42:33,456 --> 01:42:34,536
This is Bob.

2169
01:42:34,616 --> 01:42:36,896
But sir, in... in
Project Mayhem

2170
01:42:37,016 --> 01:42:38,496
we have no names.

2171
01:42:38,576 --> 01:42:39,496
No, you
listen to me.

2172
01:42:39,576 --> 01:42:41,336
This is a man,
and he has a name.

2173
01:42:41,456 --> 01:42:43,936
And it's
Robert Paulson, OK?

2174
01:42:44,016 --> 01:42:45,296
Robert
Paulson?

2175
01:42:45,416 --> 01:42:46,896
He's a man
and he's dead now

2176
01:42:47,056 --> 01:42:47,976
because of us,
all right?

2177
01:42:48,056 --> 01:42:49,176
Do you understand that?

2178
01:42:49,296 --> 01:42:51,376
I understand.

2179
01:42:53,896 --> 01:42:55,096
In death,

2180
01:42:55,216 --> 01:42:56,856
a member of
Project Mayhem

2181
01:42:56,976 --> 01:42:58,496
has a name.

2182
01:42:59,696 --> 01:43:01,776
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2183
01:43:02,896 --> 01:43:04,576
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2184
01:43:04,656 --> 01:43:08,576
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2185
01:43:08,656 --> 01:43:11,536
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2186
01:43:11,656 --> 01:43:12,896
Come on, guys,
please, stop it.

2187
01:43:12,976 --> 01:43:14,376
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2188
01:43:14,456 --> 01:43:16,936
His name
is Robert Paulson.

2189
01:43:17,056 --> 01:43:18,976
Shut up!

2190
01:43:19,056 --> 01:43:19,976
This is all
over with!

2191
01:43:20,096 --> 01:43:21,736
His name
is Robert Paulson.

2192
01:43:21,856 --> 01:43:23,856
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2193
01:43:24,016 --> 01:43:26,376
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2194
01:43:26,496 --> 01:43:28,896
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2195
01:43:28,976 --> 01:43:31,176
His name is
Robert Paulson...

2196
01:43:54,256 --> 01:43:55,096
Tyler?

2197
01:43:55,216 --> 01:43:56,376
No, this is
Detective Stern

2198
01:43:56,496 --> 01:43:57,336
at the Arson Unit.

2199
01:43:57,456 --> 01:43:58,456
I need to see you
in my office...

2200
01:44:03,256 --> 01:44:04,296
I went to
all the cities

2201
01:44:04,376 --> 01:44:06,096
on Tyler's
used ticket stubs,

2202
01:44:06,256 --> 01:44:07,056
barhopping.

2203
01:44:08,176 --> 01:44:09,336
I didn't know
how or why,

2204
01:44:09,456 --> 01:44:10,976
but I could look
at 50 different bars

2205
01:44:11,056 --> 01:44:12,576
and somehow
I just knew.

2206
01:44:12,656 --> 01:44:13,576
I'm looking
for Tyler Durden.

2207
01:44:13,656 --> 01:44:16,256
It's very important
that I talk to him.

2208
01:44:16,336 --> 01:44:17,856
I wish
I could help you.

2209
01:44:18,896 --> 01:44:19,776
Sir.

2210
01:44:25,616 --> 01:44:27,216
Every city
I went to...

2211
01:44:28,896 --> 01:44:31,096
as soon as I set foot
off the plane,

2212
01:44:31,216 --> 01:44:33,296
I knew a Fight Club
was close.

2213
01:44:34,376 --> 01:44:35,976
Hey! Hey!

2214
01:44:36,096 --> 01:44:37,576
Taxi!

2215
01:44:37,696 --> 01:44:39,096
Look at my face.
I'm a member.

2216
01:44:39,176 --> 01:44:40,256
Now, I just
need to know

2217
01:44:40,336 --> 01:44:42,176
if you've seen Tyler.

2218
01:44:42,296 --> 01:44:44,296
I'm not exposed
to...

2219
01:44:44,416 --> 01:44:45,896
speak any such
information to you,

2220
01:44:45,976 --> 01:44:47,616
nor would I, even if
I had said information

2221
01:44:47,696 --> 01:44:50,376
you want at this
juncture, be able.

2222
01:44:52,016 --> 01:44:53,216
You're a moron.

2223
01:44:53,296 --> 01:44:54,576
I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to ask you to leave.

2224
01:44:55,936 --> 01:44:58,016
Tyler had
been busy.

2225
01:44:58,096 --> 01:45:00,696
Setting up franchises
all over the country.

2226
01:45:03,416 --> 01:45:04,816
Was I asleep?

2227
01:45:06,256 --> 01:45:07,656
Had I slept?

2228
01:45:07,776 --> 01:45:09,256
Is Tyler
my bad dream,

2229
01:45:09,336 --> 01:45:11,136
or am I Tyler's?

2230
01:45:11,256 --> 01:45:12,576
We've just
heard the stories.

2231
01:45:12,656 --> 01:45:13,816
What kind
of stories?

2232
01:45:13,936 --> 01:45:15,336
Like, nobody knows
what he looks like.

2233
01:45:15,416 --> 01:45:16,296
He has facial

2234
01:45:16,376 --> 01:45:17,256
reconstructive
surgery

2235
01:45:17,336 --> 01:45:18,376
every 3 years.

2236
01:45:18,456 --> 01:45:20,616
That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.

2237
01:45:20,736 --> 01:45:23,016
Is it true about
Fight Club in Miami?

2238
01:45:23,136 --> 01:45:25,336
Is Mr. Durden
building an army?

2239
01:45:25,456 --> 01:45:26,976
I was living
in a state

2240
01:45:27,056 --> 01:45:29,096
of perpetual
d�j� vu.

2241
01:45:29,296 --> 01:45:30,696
Everywhere I went,

2242
01:45:30,816 --> 01:45:33,096
I felt I'd already
been there.

2243
01:45:33,176 --> 01:45:36,896
It was like following
an invisible man.

2244
01:45:37,016 --> 01:45:39,016
The smell
of dried blood,

2245
01:45:39,096 --> 01:45:43,176
dirty, bare footprints
circling each other,

2246
01:45:43,296 --> 01:45:46,496
that aroma of old sweat,
like fried chicken.

2247
01:45:46,616 --> 01:45:48,256
The feel of a floor
still warm

2248
01:45:48,336 --> 01:45:49,856
from the fight
the night before.

2249
01:45:49,936 --> 01:45:53,696
I was always just
one step behind Tyler.

2250
01:45:56,176 --> 01:45:58,016
His name
is Robert Paulson.

2251
01:45:58,136 --> 01:46:00,376
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2252
01:46:00,496 --> 01:46:01,336
His...

2253
01:46:04,096 --> 01:46:05,336
Welcome back,
sir.

2254
01:46:06,896 --> 01:46:07,976
How have
you been?

2255
01:46:09,656 --> 01:46:10,736
Do you know me?

2256
01:46:11,816 --> 01:46:13,216
Is this a test,
sir?

2257
01:46:13,296 --> 01:46:15,096
No, this
is not a test.

2258
01:46:15,216 --> 01:46:18,736
You were in here
last Thursday.

2259
01:46:18,856 --> 01:46:20,136
Thursday?

2260
01:46:20,256 --> 01:46:21,096
You were
standing

2261
01:46:21,216 --> 01:46:22,496
exactly where
you are now,

2262
01:46:22,576 --> 01:46:25,176
asking how good
security is.

2263
01:46:25,296 --> 01:46:26,496
It's tight
as a drum, sir.

2264
01:46:28,976 --> 01:46:31,176
Who do you
think I am?

2265
01:46:31,296 --> 01:46:33,736
Are you sure this
isn't a test?

2266
01:46:33,816 --> 01:46:35,616
No, this is
not a test.

2267
01:46:35,736 --> 01:46:38,976
You're Mr. Durden.

2268
01:46:39,056 --> 01:46:41,496
You're the one
who gave me this.

2269
01:46:42,736 --> 01:46:43,776
Please return
your seat backs

2270
01:46:43,856 --> 01:46:46,376
to their full, upright
and locked position.

2271
01:46:56,816 --> 01:46:57,696
Yeah?

2272
01:46:57,776 --> 01:46:58,656
Marla, it's me.

2273
01:46:58,736 --> 01:46:59,896
Have we ever
done it?

2274
01:47:00,016 --> 01:47:00,856
Done what?

2275
01:47:00,976 --> 01:47:02,016
Have we ever
had sex?

2276
01:47:02,096 --> 01:47:04,136
What kind of stupid
question is that?

2277
01:47:04,256 --> 01:47:05,536
Is it stupid because
the answer's yes,

2278
01:47:05,616 --> 01:47:06,536
or because
the answer's no?

2279
01:47:06,616 --> 01:47:08,016
Is this a trick?

2280
01:47:08,176 --> 01:47:09,256
No, Marla,
I need to know...

2281
01:47:09,376 --> 01:47:10,456
You mean you want
to know if I think

2282
01:47:10,576 --> 01:47:12,896
we were just having sex
or making love?

2283
01:47:12,976 --> 01:47:15,016
We did make love.

2284
01:47:15,136 --> 01:47:16,216
Is that what
you're calling it?

2285
01:47:16,336 --> 01:47:17,496
Just answer
the question,

2286
01:47:17,616 --> 01:47:18,456
Marla, please!

2287
01:47:18,576 --> 01:47:19,456
Did we do it
or not?

2288
01:47:19,696 --> 01:47:21,016
You fuck me,
then snub me.

2289
01:47:21,136 --> 01:47:22,056
You love me,
you hate me.

2290
01:47:22,176 --> 01:47:23,496
You show me
a sensitive side,

2291
01:47:23,576 --> 01:47:24,976
then you turn into
a total asshole.

2292
01:47:25,096 --> 01:47:26,016
Is that a pretty
accurate description

2293
01:47:26,136 --> 01:47:27,416
of our relationship,
Tyler?

2294
01:47:27,536 --> 01:47:30,056
We have just lost
cabin pressure.

2295
01:47:30,256 --> 01:47:31,016
What did you
just say?

2296
01:47:31,096 --> 01:47:32,056
What is wrong
with you?

2297
01:47:32,176 --> 01:47:33,336
What did you call
me? Say my name!

2298
01:47:33,456 --> 01:47:35,296
Tyler Durden.
Tyler Durden,

2299
01:47:35,376 --> 01:47:36,936
you fucking freak.
What's going on?

2300
01:47:37,016 --> 01:47:37,896
I'm coming over.

2301
01:47:37,976 --> 01:47:38,896
No, wait, Marla,
I'm not there...

2302
01:47:41,056 --> 01:47:42,696
You broke
your promise.

2303
01:47:42,816 --> 01:47:43,736
Jesus, Tyler.

2304
01:47:43,856 --> 01:47:45,416
You fuckin' talked
to her about me.

2305
01:47:45,496 --> 01:47:47,136
Tyler, what the fuck
is going on here?

2306
01:47:47,216 --> 01:47:48,816
I asked you
for one thing,

2307
01:47:48,976 --> 01:47:50,536
one simple thing.

2308
01:47:50,616 --> 01:47:51,736
Why do people
think that I'm you?

2309
01:47:53,376 --> 01:47:54,496
Answer me!

2310
01:47:58,096 --> 01:47:58,976
Sit.

2311
01:48:02,336 --> 01:48:03,136
Now answer me.

2312
01:48:03,216 --> 01:48:04,616
Why do people think
that I'm you?

2313
01:48:05,936 --> 01:48:06,816
I think you know.

2314
01:48:06,936 --> 01:48:08,376
No, I don't.

2315
01:48:08,576 --> 01:48:09,456
Yes, you do.

2316
01:48:09,576 --> 01:48:12,096
Why would anyone possibly
confuse you with me?

2317
01:48:13,256 --> 01:48:15,816
Uh... I...
I don't know.

2318
01:48:19,536 --> 01:48:20,776
You got it.

2319
01:48:20,896 --> 01:48:22,216
No.

2320
01:48:22,336 --> 01:48:23,216
Do not
fuck with us.

2321
01:48:23,416 --> 01:48:25,856
Say it.

2322
01:48:25,936 --> 01:48:27,576
Because...

2323
01:48:28,976 --> 01:48:29,976
Say it.

2324
01:48:31,856 --> 01:48:33,576
Because we're
the same person.

2325
01:48:33,696 --> 01:48:35,736
That's right.

2326
01:48:35,856 --> 01:48:37,896
We are the all-singing,
all dancing...

2327
01:48:37,976 --> 01:48:39,416
I don't
understand this.

2328
01:48:39,536 --> 01:48:40,376
You were looking
for a way

2329
01:48:40,496 --> 01:48:41,536
to change your life.

2330
01:48:41,616 --> 01:48:43,816
You could not do this
on your own.

2331
01:48:43,896 --> 01:48:45,696
All the ways you wish
you could be,

2332
01:48:45,776 --> 01:48:47,256
that's me.

2333
01:48:48,376 --> 01:48:49,496
I look like
you wanna look,

2334
01:48:49,616 --> 01:48:50,696
I fuck like
you wanna fuck,

2335
01:48:50,776 --> 01:48:52,056
I am smart,
capable,

2336
01:48:52,216 --> 01:48:54,216
and most importantly,
I am free

2337
01:48:54,296 --> 01:48:55,736
in all the ways
that you are not.

2338
01:48:55,856 --> 01:48:56,736
Oh, no.

2339
01:48:56,856 --> 01:48:57,736
Tyler's not here.

2340
01:48:57,816 --> 01:48:58,696
Tyler went away.

2341
01:48:58,776 --> 01:48:59,656
- Tyler's gone.
- What?

2342
01:48:59,736 --> 01:49:01,096
This is
impossible.

2343
01:49:01,176 --> 01:49:02,656
- No.
- This is crazy.

2344
01:49:02,776 --> 01:49:03,976
People do it
every day.

2345
01:49:04,096 --> 01:49:05,336
They talk
to themselves.

2346
01:49:05,456 --> 01:49:07,496
They see themselves
as they'd like to be.

2347
01:49:07,576 --> 01:49:09,376
They don't have
the courage you have,

2348
01:49:09,496 --> 01:49:10,616
to just
run with it.

2349
01:49:14,336 --> 01:49:16,096
Naturally, you're still
wrestling with it,

2350
01:49:16,176 --> 01:49:17,576
so sometimes
you're still you.

2351
01:49:17,656 --> 01:49:19,336
We should do this
again sometime.

2352
01:49:19,456 --> 01:49:22,176
Other times, you imagine
yourself watching me.

2353
01:49:22,256 --> 01:49:23,496
If this is your first
night at Fight Club,

2354
01:49:23,616 --> 01:49:24,616
you have to fight.

2355
01:49:24,736 --> 01:49:25,976
Little by little,

2356
01:49:26,096 --> 01:49:29,216
you're just letting
yourself become...

2357
01:49:29,296 --> 01:49:31,576
Tyler Durden.

2358
01:49:31,696 --> 01:49:32,616
You are not
your job,

2359
01:49:32,736 --> 01:49:34,336
or how much money
you have in the bank!

2360
01:49:34,416 --> 01:49:35,496
No, you have
a house.

2361
01:49:35,616 --> 01:49:36,736
Rented in your name.

2362
01:49:36,816 --> 01:49:38,656
You have jobs, you
have a whole life.

2363
01:49:38,736 --> 01:49:40,256
You have night jobs
because you can't sleep.

2364
01:49:40,336 --> 01:49:42,056
Or you stay up
and make soap.

2365
01:49:42,176 --> 01:49:43,616
Marla... You're
fucking Marla, Tyler.

2366
01:49:43,696 --> 01:49:45,536
Uh, technically,
you're fucking Marla.

2367
01:49:45,656 --> 01:49:46,856
But it's
all the same to her.

2368
01:49:49,136 --> 01:49:50,536
Oh, my God.

2369
01:49:51,616 --> 01:49:53,496
Now you see
our dilemma.

2370
01:49:53,616 --> 01:49:55,496
She knows too much.

2371
01:49:56,656 --> 01:49:57,616
I think we're going
to have to talk

2372
01:49:57,736 --> 01:50:00,776
about how this might
compromise our goals.

2373
01:50:00,856 --> 01:50:03,736
Wh... What are
you saying?

2374
01:50:03,856 --> 01:50:05,416
This is...
This is bullshit.

2375
01:50:05,496 --> 01:50:06,896
This is bullshit.

2376
01:50:07,096 --> 01:50:07,896
I'm not listening
to this.

2377
01:50:08,016 --> 01:50:08,856
You are insane.

2378
01:50:09,016 --> 01:50:10,696
No, you're insane.

2379
01:50:10,776 --> 01:50:13,176
And we simply do not
have time for this crap.

2380
01:50:15,736 --> 01:50:17,416
It's called
a changeover.

2381
01:50:17,616 --> 01:50:18,976
The movie goes on,

2382
01:50:19,056 --> 01:50:20,416
and nobody
in the audience

2383
01:50:20,496 --> 01:50:21,976
has any idea.

2384
01:50:34,456 --> 01:50:35,336
Sir!

2385
01:50:35,416 --> 01:50:36,656
Are you checking out?

2386
01:50:36,816 --> 01:50:37,896
Yeah, uh,
b-bill me.

2387
01:50:37,976 --> 01:50:39,536
I need you to
initial this list

2388
01:50:39,696 --> 01:50:40,656
of phone calls,
please.

2389
01:50:44,536 --> 01:50:45,616
When were
these made?

2390
01:50:45,736 --> 01:50:46,856
It says
right there, sir,

2391
01:50:46,936 --> 01:50:48,416
between 2:00 and 3:30
this morning.

2392
01:50:48,496 --> 01:50:49,736
No, I w...

2393
01:50:53,616 --> 01:50:54,536
Have I been
going to bed

2394
01:50:54,616 --> 01:50:55,816
earlier
every night?

2395
01:50:55,896 --> 01:50:57,816
Have I been
sleeping later?

2396
01:50:59,736 --> 01:51:02,616
Have I been Tyler
longer and longer?

2397
01:51:06,096 --> 01:51:06,896
Is anybody here?

2398
01:51:09,936 --> 01:51:12,576
D�j� vu
all over again.

2399
01:51:13,616 --> 01:51:14,496
Yeah, with
enough soap,

2400
01:51:14,576 --> 01:51:15,896
we could blow up
just about anything.

2401
01:51:19,056 --> 01:51:20,896
Oh, my God.

2402
01:51:23,896 --> 01:51:24,776
1888.

2403
01:51:24,896 --> 01:51:26,056
I'm sorry,
who am I calling?

2404
01:51:26,256 --> 01:51:28,016
1888 Franklin.
This is Maintenance.

2405
01:51:30,096 --> 01:51:31,416
Hello?

2406
01:51:31,536 --> 01:51:32,376
Hello?

2407
01:51:32,496 --> 01:51:34,216
1888 Franklin Street?

2408
01:51:34,416 --> 01:51:37,256
Yes.
Can I help you?

2409
01:51:39,536 --> 01:51:41,056
Hello?

2410
01:51:41,136 --> 01:51:42,216
Yeah, yeah.

2411
01:51:42,296 --> 01:51:43,496
Uh, I need to talk
to your supervisor

2412
01:51:43,576 --> 01:51:44,456
right away.

2413
01:51:44,536 --> 01:51:45,416
Speaking.

2414
01:51:45,496 --> 01:51:46,376
OK, listen to me.

2415
01:51:46,456 --> 01:51:47,576
I think something
really terrible

2416
01:51:47,696 --> 01:51:48,576
is about to happen
at your building.

2417
01:51:48,656 --> 01:51:49,576
You have got...

2418
01:51:49,776 --> 01:51:50,856
It's under
control, sir.

2419
01:51:52,176 --> 01:51:53,096
Excuse me?

2420
01:51:53,176 --> 01:51:54,656
Don't worry
about us, sir.

2421
01:51:54,736 --> 01:51:56,056
We're solid.

2422
01:51:59,576 --> 01:52:00,776
2160.

2423
01:52:08,496 --> 01:52:09,416
Marla!
Marla!

2424
01:52:09,496 --> 01:52:11,376
Hey... Fuck! Wait!

2425
01:52:12,456 --> 01:52:14,056
Wait, I gotta
talk to you!

2426
01:52:14,136 --> 01:52:15,216
Marla, Marla!

2427
01:52:15,336 --> 01:52:16,336
Your whacked-out
bald freaks

2428
01:52:16,456 --> 01:52:17,856
hit me with
a fucking broom!

2429
01:52:17,936 --> 01:52:19,496
They almost
broke my arm!

2430
01:52:19,576 --> 01:52:21,096
They were burning their
fingertips with lye,

2431
01:52:21,216 --> 01:52:22,136
the stink was
unbelievable.

2432
01:52:22,256 --> 01:52:23,096
Look... Look,
listen,

2433
01:52:23,216 --> 01:52:24,056
it's gonna take
a tremendous act

2434
01:52:24,176 --> 01:52:25,016
of faith
on your part,

2435
01:52:25,136 --> 01:52:26,016
but you've got
to hear me out.

2436
01:52:26,096 --> 01:52:27,896
Oh, here comes
an avalanche of bullshit.

2437
01:52:28,016 --> 01:52:29,376
A little more faith
than that.

2438
01:52:33,616 --> 01:52:34,456
No, listen,
I don't want to hear

2439
01:52:34,576 --> 01:52:35,416
anything
you have to say.

2440
01:52:35,536 --> 01:52:37,456
You have every
right to be...

2441
01:52:37,576 --> 01:52:39,496
Um, I'll just have
a coffee, thanks.

2442
01:52:39,696 --> 01:52:42,376
Sir, anything you order
is free of charge, sir.

2443
01:52:42,496 --> 01:52:44,456
Why is it
free of charge?

2444
01:52:44,536 --> 01:52:45,576
Don't... Don't ask.

2445
01:52:45,656 --> 01:52:46,656
Whatever.

2446
01:52:46,736 --> 01:52:49,256
I'll have the clam chowder,
the fried chicken

2447
01:52:49,336 --> 01:52:50,376
with the baked potato
with everything,

2448
01:52:50,456 --> 01:52:51,856
and a chocolate
chiffon pie.

2449
01:52:51,936 --> 01:52:53,896
Clean food, please.

2450
01:52:54,096 --> 01:52:55,656
In that case, sir,
may I advise against

2451
01:52:55,776 --> 01:52:56,936
the lady eating
the clam chowder?

2452
01:52:57,016 --> 01:52:58,896
No clam chowder,
thank you.

2453
01:53:01,056 --> 01:53:02,496
You've got
about 30 seconds.

2454
01:53:05,136 --> 01:53:06,016
Marla, I know that
I've been acting

2455
01:53:06,096 --> 01:53:07,216
very, very strange.

2456
01:53:07,336 --> 01:53:09,376
OK, I know that
it's got to seem

2457
01:53:09,456 --> 01:53:10,456
like there's
2 sides to me...

2458
01:53:10,576 --> 01:53:11,416
2 sides?

2459
01:53:11,536 --> 01:53:12,736
You're Dr. Jekyll
and Mr. Jackass.

2460
01:53:12,816 --> 01:53:13,696
I deserve that,
but...

2461
01:53:13,776 --> 01:53:14,856
I've come
to realize something

2462
01:53:14,976 --> 01:53:15,816
very, very
important.

2463
01:53:15,936 --> 01:53:16,896
What?

2464
01:53:17,016 --> 01:53:18,376
The full extent
of our relationship

2465
01:53:18,456 --> 01:53:20,416
wasn't really clear
to me up until now,

2466
01:53:20,496 --> 01:53:21,616
for reasons I'm not
going to go into,

2467
01:53:21,736 --> 01:53:23,056
but the important
thing is, I know

2468
01:53:23,176 --> 01:53:24,296
that I haven't been
treating you so nice.

2469
01:53:24,376 --> 01:53:25,256
Yeah, whatever.

2470
01:53:25,336 --> 01:53:26,216
No, no...
15 seconds.

2471
01:53:26,336 --> 01:53:27,456
15 seconds,
please, please.

2472
01:53:27,536 --> 01:53:29,256
15 seconds, don't
open your mouth.

2473
01:53:29,376 --> 01:53:31,776
I'm trying to tell you
that I'm sorry.

2474
01:53:31,896 --> 01:53:33,016
Because what
I've come to realize

2475
01:53:33,136 --> 01:53:35,736
is that I really
like you, Marla.

2476
01:53:36,936 --> 01:53:38,136
You do?

2477
01:53:38,256 --> 01:53:39,656
I really do.

2478
01:53:39,776 --> 01:53:40,656
I care about you

2479
01:53:40,776 --> 01:53:41,696
and I don't want
anything bad

2480
01:53:41,816 --> 01:53:44,256
to happen to you
because of me.

2481
01:53:44,336 --> 01:53:46,896
Marla, your life
is in danger.

2482
01:53:48,016 --> 01:53:48,896
What?

2483
01:53:48,976 --> 01:53:51,256
You need to leave
town for a while.

2484
01:53:51,376 --> 01:53:52,536
Get out of
any major city

2485
01:53:52,656 --> 01:53:53,696
and just go camping
or something.

2486
01:53:53,776 --> 01:53:54,776
You're an insane person.

2487
01:53:54,896 --> 01:53:55,896
No, no,
I've involved you

2488
01:53:56,016 --> 01:53:57,696
in something terrible
that's about to happen.

2489
01:53:57,776 --> 01:53:59,136
No.
Shut up,

2490
01:53:59,216 --> 01:54:00,296
shut up!

2491
01:54:03,416 --> 01:54:05,056
Listen,
I tried, Tyler.

2492
01:54:05,136 --> 01:54:06,216
I really tried.

2493
01:54:06,336 --> 01:54:07,176
I know you did.

2494
01:54:07,296 --> 01:54:09,136
There are things
about you I like.

2495
01:54:09,256 --> 01:54:10,656
You're smart,
you're funny,

2496
01:54:10,736 --> 01:54:12,976
you're spectacular
in bed.

2497
01:54:13,096 --> 01:54:16,096
But you're
intolerable.

2498
01:54:16,176 --> 01:54:18,936
You have very serious
emotional problems.

2499
01:54:19,056 --> 01:54:20,696
Deep-seated problems
for which you should seek

2500
01:54:20,816 --> 01:54:22,056
professional help.

2501
01:54:22,136 --> 01:54:23,456
I know,
and I'm sorry.

2502
01:54:23,536 --> 01:54:24,336
Yeah, you're sorry,
I'm sorry,

2503
01:54:24,456 --> 01:54:25,496
everyone's sorry.
But...

2504
01:54:27,016 --> 01:54:28,616
I can't
do this anymore.

2505
01:54:29,696 --> 01:54:31,136
I can't.

2506
01:54:31,216 --> 01:54:32,136
And I won't.

2507
01:54:33,696 --> 01:54:34,656
I'm gone.

2508
01:54:36,376 --> 01:54:37,176
You can't leave,
Marla,

2509
01:54:37,296 --> 01:54:42,576
you're not safe!

2510
01:54:42,656 --> 01:54:43,496
No!
Leave me alone!

2511
01:54:43,616 --> 01:54:45,376
Marla, I'm trying
to protect you.

2512
01:54:45,536 --> 01:54:46,896
I don't ever want
to see you again!

2513
01:54:47,016 --> 01:54:48,576
That's fine, if
that's what it takes...

2514
01:54:48,656 --> 01:54:49,896
You wait.
Wait right here.

2515
01:54:54,416 --> 01:54:55,296
Hold it
right there.

2516
01:54:55,376 --> 01:54:56,256
Shut up!

2517
01:54:56,336 --> 01:54:57,296
Shut up!

2518
01:54:57,416 --> 01:54:59,136
Take this money
and get on this bus.

2519
01:54:59,216 --> 01:55:00,096
And I promise you

2520
01:55:00,176 --> 01:55:01,096
I will never
bother you again

2521
01:55:01,216 --> 01:55:02,056
if that's
what you want.

2522
01:55:02,176 --> 01:55:03,336
Shut up!

2523
01:55:03,416 --> 01:55:04,656
Please get
on the bus.

2524
01:55:04,776 --> 01:55:06,056
Please get
on the bus!

2525
01:55:07,816 --> 01:55:08,896
Why are you
doing this?

2526
01:55:09,056 --> 01:55:10,496
Because they think you're
some kind of a threat.

2527
01:55:10,576 --> 01:55:11,616
I... I can't explain it
right now,

2528
01:55:11,696 --> 01:55:12,576
just trust me.

2529
01:55:12,656 --> 01:55:13,536
If I see
where you're going,

2530
01:55:13,616 --> 01:55:14,496
you will
not be safe.

2531
01:55:14,576 --> 01:55:15,696
I'm not paying
this back.

2532
01:55:15,816 --> 01:55:17,216
I consider it
asshole tax.

2533
01:55:17,296 --> 01:55:19,256
That's fine. Remember,
stay out of major cities

2534
01:55:19,376 --> 01:55:20,416
for at least
a couple of days, OK?

2535
01:55:20,576 --> 01:55:21,376
Tyler.

2536
01:55:22,936 --> 01:55:24,176
You're
the worst thing

2537
01:55:24,376 --> 01:55:25,576
that ever
happened to me.

2538
01:55:40,096 --> 01:55:41,376
Hello.

2539
01:55:41,456 --> 01:55:42,976
I need you
to arrest me.

2540
01:55:43,096 --> 01:55:45,256
I am the leader of
a terrorist organization

2541
01:55:45,336 --> 01:55:47,496
responsible for numerous
acts of vandalism,

2542
01:55:47,616 --> 01:55:49,216
and assault
all over this city.

2543
01:55:50,256 --> 01:55:51,416
...in the
metropolitan area,

2544
01:55:51,536 --> 01:55:53,896
with probably a couple
hundred members.

2545
01:55:54,016 --> 01:55:55,016
Chapters
have sprung up

2546
01:55:55,136 --> 01:55:57,736
in 5 or 6 other
major cities already.

2547
01:55:57,856 --> 01:56:00,736
This is a tightly
regimented organization,

2548
01:56:00,856 --> 01:56:02,856
with many cells
capable of operating

2549
01:56:02,936 --> 01:56:05,816
completely independent
of central leadership.

2550
01:56:05,936 --> 01:56:07,936
Look, look,
go to that house, OK?

2551
01:56:08,056 --> 01:56:10,016
1537 Paper Street.

2552
01:56:10,136 --> 01:56:11,936
That's our headquarters.

2553
01:56:12,056 --> 01:56:14,456
In the back,
buried in the garden,

2554
01:56:14,576 --> 01:56:17,496
you'll find the body
of Robert Paulson.

2555
01:56:17,616 --> 01:56:19,416
In the basement,

2556
01:56:19,536 --> 01:56:20,616
you're gonna find
some bathtubs

2557
01:56:20,736 --> 01:56:22,176
that have been used
very recently

2558
01:56:22,256 --> 01:56:26,096
to make large quantities
of nitroglycerin.

2559
01:56:26,296 --> 01:56:27,176
I believe the plan

2560
01:56:27,296 --> 01:56:28,936
is to blow up
the headquarters

2561
01:56:29,056 --> 01:56:30,536
of these credit card
companies,

2562
01:56:30,656 --> 01:56:32,416
and the T.R.W. building.

2563
01:56:34,096 --> 01:56:35,256
Why these buildings?

2564
01:56:35,416 --> 01:56:37,256
Why credit card
companies?

2565
01:56:37,376 --> 01:56:39,096
If you erase
the debt record,

2566
01:56:39,256 --> 01:56:41,536
then we all
go back to zero.

2567
01:56:41,656 --> 01:56:43,576
It'll create
total chaos.

2568
01:56:46,256 --> 01:56:47,176
Keep him talking.

2569
01:56:47,296 --> 01:56:48,216
I need to make
a phone call.

2570
01:56:58,696 --> 01:57:00,496
I really admire
what you're doing.

2571
01:57:02,136 --> 01:57:03,016
What?

2572
01:57:03,096 --> 01:57:05,176
You're a brave man
to order this.

2573
01:57:05,296 --> 01:57:06,856
You're a genius,
sir.

2574
01:57:06,936 --> 01:57:09,696
You said, if anyone
ever interferes

2575
01:57:09,936 --> 01:57:11,496
with Project Mayhem...
even you...

2576
01:57:11,576 --> 01:57:13,736
we gotta
get his balls.

2577
01:57:15,216 --> 01:57:16,096
It's useless
to fight.

2578
01:57:16,176 --> 01:57:17,256
This is really
a powerful gesture,

2579
01:57:17,336 --> 01:57:18,216
Mr. Durden.

2580
01:57:18,296 --> 01:57:19,496
It'll set quite
an example.

2581
01:57:19,576 --> 01:57:21,576
You're making
a big mistake, fellas.

2582
01:57:21,656 --> 01:57:22,536
You said
you'd say that.

2583
01:57:22,616 --> 01:57:24,016
I'm not
Tyler Durden!

2584
01:57:24,096 --> 01:57:25,536
You told us
you'd say that, too.

2585
01:57:25,616 --> 01:57:28,296
All right,
I am Tyler Durden.

2586
01:57:28,416 --> 01:57:29,536
Listen to me,

2587
01:57:29,616 --> 01:57:31,096
I'm giving you
a direct order.

2588
01:57:31,216 --> 01:57:33,056
We are aborting this
mission, right now.

2589
01:57:33,176 --> 01:57:34,496
You said you would
definitely say that.

2590
01:57:40,496 --> 01:57:41,416
Are you fucking
out of your minds?

2591
01:57:41,616 --> 01:57:42,736
You're
police officers!

2592
01:57:45,656 --> 01:57:46,696
Somebody
timing this?

2593
01:57:46,816 --> 01:57:47,656
No! No!

2594
01:57:47,856 --> 01:57:49,216
Keep your
mouth shut!

2595
01:57:50,256 --> 01:57:51,136
Shit.

2596
01:57:53,816 --> 01:57:54,696
Yeah?

2597
01:57:54,816 --> 01:57:55,776
Hey, you know, some
of this information

2598
01:57:55,856 --> 01:57:57,056
checks out.

2599
01:57:57,136 --> 01:57:58,616
Let's go over
to that house

2600
01:57:58,736 --> 01:57:59,696
on Paper Street.

2601
01:57:59,856 --> 01:58:00,776
Be right there.

2602
01:58:01,856 --> 01:58:03,136
Hey! Wait!

2603
01:58:03,216 --> 01:58:04,376
I got him.

2604
01:58:04,496 --> 01:58:05,656
Sir, we have
to do this, sir.

2605
01:58:05,776 --> 01:58:06,816
Stop fighting.

2606
01:58:06,896 --> 01:58:08,136
Where's the rubber band?

2607
01:58:08,216 --> 01:58:09,216
Get away from me!

2608
01:58:09,456 --> 01:58:10,216
Drop that
fucking knife!

2609
01:58:10,296 --> 01:58:11,176
Drop it!

2610
01:58:14,296 --> 01:58:15,176
Back up.

2611
01:58:15,256 --> 01:58:16,256
Face down
on the floor,

2612
01:58:16,336 --> 01:58:17,216
both of you,
right now!

2613
01:58:19,696 --> 01:58:21,216
Get down
on the floor!

2614
01:58:25,776 --> 01:58:27,496
First person comes out
this fucking door

2615
01:58:27,696 --> 01:58:29,656
gets a... gets a lead salad,
you understand?

2616
01:58:53,696 --> 01:58:55,496
Get away!
Get away!

2617
01:59:07,696 --> 01:59:09,096
I ran.

2618
01:59:10,576 --> 01:59:12,216
I ran until
my muscles burned

2619
01:59:12,336 --> 01:59:14,336
and my veins pumped
battery acid.

2620
01:59:17,016 --> 01:59:18,576
Then I ran
some more.

2621
01:59:58,536 --> 02:00:00,256
What the fuck
are you doing?

2622
02:00:00,336 --> 02:00:01,856
Running around
in your underpants.

2623
02:00:01,936 --> 02:00:03,176
Man, you look
like a crazy person.

2624
02:00:03,256 --> 02:00:04,896
No, I'm
onto you.

2625
02:00:04,976 --> 02:00:06,056
I know what's
going on here.

2626
02:00:06,136 --> 02:00:07,136
Well come on,
then.

2627
02:00:07,216 --> 02:00:08,616
I got us a great place
to watch from.

2628
02:00:09,976 --> 02:00:10,976
It'll be like
pay-per-view.

2629
02:00:57,936 --> 02:00:58,816
Oh, Christ.

2630
02:00:58,896 --> 02:01:00,696
Now what
are you doing?

2631
02:01:00,816 --> 02:01:01,816
I'm stopping this.

2632
02:01:01,936 --> 02:01:04,776
Why? Greatest thing
you've ever done, man.

2633
02:01:04,896 --> 02:01:06,416
No, I can't
let this happen.

2634
02:01:06,536 --> 02:01:07,936
You know there
are 10 other bombs

2635
02:01:08,056 --> 02:01:09,456
in 10 other buildings.

2636
02:01:09,536 --> 02:01:10,816
God damn it, since when
is Project Mayhem

2637
02:01:10,896 --> 02:01:11,776
about murder?

2638
02:01:11,856 --> 02:01:13,096
The buildings
are empty.

2639
02:01:13,216 --> 02:01:14,656
Security and maintenance,
all our people.

2640
02:01:14,736 --> 02:01:15,856
We're not killing
anyone, man,

2641
02:01:15,976 --> 02:01:17,096
we're setting 'em free.

2642
02:01:17,216 --> 02:01:18,056
Bob is dead.

2643
02:01:18,176 --> 02:01:19,816
They shot him
in the head.

2644
02:01:19,936 --> 02:01:21,096
You wanna
make an omelet,

2645
02:01:21,176 --> 02:01:22,656
you gotta
break some eggs.

2646
02:01:22,816 --> 02:01:23,936
No, I'm not
listening to you.

2647
02:01:24,016 --> 02:01:25,016
You're not
even there.

2648
02:01:32,536 --> 02:01:33,416
Wouldn't do that.

2649
02:01:33,536 --> 02:01:36,136
Not unless I knew which
wires were what.

2650
02:01:36,256 --> 02:01:37,816
If you know,
then I know.

2651
02:01:43,296 --> 02:01:44,136
Or...

2652
02:01:44,256 --> 02:01:45,096
maybe I knew
you'd know,

2653
02:01:45,216 --> 02:01:46,176
so I spent
the whole day

2654
02:01:46,336 --> 02:01:47,336
thinking about
the wrong ones.

2655
02:01:55,696 --> 02:01:56,616
You think?

2656
02:01:58,616 --> 02:02:00,296
Oh, heavens no,
not the green one.

2657
02:02:01,456 --> 02:02:02,696
Pull any one
but the green one.

2658
02:02:08,376 --> 02:02:10,136
I asked you
not to do that!

2659
02:02:15,536 --> 02:02:16,776
Tyler, get away
from the van.

2660
02:02:19,696 --> 02:02:21,056
Tyler, I'm
not kidding!

2661
02:02:21,136 --> 02:02:22,936
Get away
from the van!

2662
02:02:23,056 --> 02:02:24,216
God damn it!

2663
02:02:25,496 --> 02:02:26,896
Whoa!

2664
02:02:26,976 --> 02:02:27,816
Whoa!

2665
02:02:30,936 --> 02:02:33,576
OK, you are now
firing a gun

2666
02:02:33,696 --> 02:02:34,856
at your imaginary
friend

2667
02:02:34,976 --> 02:02:37,536
near 400 gallons
of nitroglycerin!

2668
02:02:39,736 --> 02:02:41,336
Look, Tyler,
Tyler!

2669
02:02:44,336 --> 02:02:45,496
Ahh!

2670
02:02:54,296 --> 02:02:55,856
Aw, come on.

2671
02:02:55,976 --> 02:02:57,096
Don't go.

2672
02:03:34,176 --> 02:03:35,256
What?!

2673
02:04:19,376 --> 02:04:20,416
3 minutes.

2674
02:04:20,496 --> 02:04:22,696
This is it.

2675
02:04:22,776 --> 02:04:24,736
The beginning.

2676
02:04:24,816 --> 02:04:26,656
Ground zero.

2677
02:04:26,776 --> 02:04:28,616
I think this is about
where we came in.

2678
02:04:28,736 --> 02:04:29,616
Would you like
to say a few words

2679
02:04:29,736 --> 02:04:31,416
to mark the occasion?

2680
02:04:33,296 --> 02:04:34,376
I'm sorry?

2681
02:04:34,496 --> 02:04:36,976
I still can't think
of anything.

2682
02:04:38,616 --> 02:04:40,616
Ah, flashback humor.

2683
02:04:45,656 --> 02:04:47,216
It's getting
exciting now.

2684
02:04:49,536 --> 02:04:50,496
2 and 1/2.

2685
02:04:50,576 --> 02:04:51,456
Think of everything

2686
02:04:51,536 --> 02:04:52,976
we've accomplished,
man.

2687
02:04:54,336 --> 02:04:56,056
Out these windows,
we will view

2688
02:04:56,216 --> 02:04:57,656
the collapse
of financial history.

2689
02:04:58,816 --> 02:05:01,056
One step closer to
economic equilibrium.

2690
02:05:15,416 --> 02:05:16,696
Why is she here?

2691
02:05:16,816 --> 02:05:18,616
Tying up loose ends.

2692
02:05:18,736 --> 02:05:21,656
Put me down,
you bald-headed fucks!

2693
02:05:21,776 --> 02:05:22,896
I'm begging you,

2694
02:05:23,096 --> 02:05:23,856
please don't
do this.

2695
02:05:24,056 --> 02:05:24,816
I'm not doing this.

2696
02:05:25,016 --> 02:05:26,496
We are doing this.

2697
02:05:26,616 --> 02:05:27,616
This is what we want.

2698
02:05:27,696 --> 02:05:29,656
No, I don't
want this.

2699
02:05:29,816 --> 02:05:32,736
Right, except you
is meaningless now.

2700
02:05:32,816 --> 02:05:34,376
We have to forget
about you.

2701
02:05:34,496 --> 02:05:36,616
Jesus, you're
a voice in my head.

2702
02:05:36,736 --> 02:05:37,936
You're a voice
in mine.

2703
02:05:38,056 --> 02:05:39,456
You're a fucking
hallucination,

2704
02:05:39,536 --> 02:05:40,576
why can't I
get rid of you?

2705
02:05:40,656 --> 02:05:41,536
You need me.

2706
02:05:41,616 --> 02:05:43,696
No, I don't,
I really don't anymore.

2707
02:05:43,856 --> 02:05:44,776
Hey, you created me.

2708
02:05:44,896 --> 02:05:46,536
I didn't create
some loser alter ego

2709
02:05:46,656 --> 02:05:48,056
to make myself
feel better.

2710
02:05:48,136 --> 02:05:49,096
Take some
responsibility.

2711
02:05:49,216 --> 02:05:50,336
I do.

2712
02:05:50,416 --> 02:05:52,296
I am responsible
for all of it,

2713
02:05:52,416 --> 02:05:53,416
and I
accept that.

2714
02:05:53,536 --> 02:05:55,656
So please,
I'm begging you,

2715
02:05:55,776 --> 02:05:57,336
please
call this off.

2716
02:05:59,616 --> 02:06:01,376
Have I ever
let us down?

2717
02:06:02,816 --> 02:06:04,976
How far have you come
because of me?

2718
02:06:10,736 --> 02:06:12,576
I will bring us
through this.

2719
02:06:12,696 --> 02:06:14,496
As always,

2720
02:06:14,616 --> 02:06:16,696
I will carry you,
kicking and screaming,

2721
02:06:16,816 --> 02:06:18,816
and in the end,
you will thank me.

2722
02:06:18,896 --> 02:06:20,696
Tyler.

2723
02:06:20,816 --> 02:06:22,856
Tyler, I'm
grateful to you

2724
02:06:22,976 --> 02:06:24,136
for everything

2725
02:06:24,336 --> 02:06:25,176
that you've
done for me.

2726
02:06:25,296 --> 02:06:26,736
But this
is too much.

2727
02:06:26,856 --> 02:06:28,256
I don't
want this.

2728
02:06:28,376 --> 02:06:29,256
What do you want?!

2729
02:06:29,336 --> 02:06:30,536
Want to go back
to the shit job,

2730
02:06:30,616 --> 02:06:32,976
fucking condo world,
watching sitcoms?

2731
02:06:33,056 --> 02:06:34,896
Fuck you.
I won't do it.

2732
02:06:35,016 --> 02:06:37,536
Oh, God, this
can't be happening.

2733
02:06:37,616 --> 02:06:39,976
It's already done,
so shut up.

2734
02:06:40,056 --> 02:06:40,936
60 seconds.

2735
02:06:41,016 --> 02:06:42,296
Can you see
alright?

2736
02:06:45,056 --> 02:06:46,376
I can figure this out.

2737
02:06:46,496 --> 02:06:47,936
I can figure this out,
this isn't even real.

2738
02:06:48,056 --> 02:06:49,936
You're not real,
that gun isn't...

2739
02:06:50,056 --> 02:06:51,696
That gun isn't
even in your hand.

2740
02:06:53,216 --> 02:06:54,616
The gun's in my hand.

2741
02:07:00,016 --> 02:07:02,296
Hey, good for you.
Doesn't change a thing.

2742
02:07:10,896 --> 02:07:13,416
Why do you want to put
a gun to your head?

2743
02:07:13,536 --> 02:07:16,216
Not my head, Tyler.

2744
02:07:16,336 --> 02:07:17,976
Our head.

2745
02:07:19,696 --> 02:07:20,976
Interesting.

2746
02:07:24,336 --> 02:07:26,856
Where are you going
with this, I KEA boy?

2747
02:07:33,456 --> 02:07:36,696
Hey, it's you
and me.

2748
02:07:39,576 --> 02:07:40,456
Friends.

2749
02:07:42,416 --> 02:07:43,296
Tyler...

2750
02:07:46,216 --> 02:07:48,936
I want you to
really listen to me.

2751
02:07:49,056 --> 02:07:49,896
OK.

2752
02:07:52,856 --> 02:07:54,416
My eyes are open.

2753
02:08:11,536 --> 02:08:13,336
What's that smell?

2754
02:08:32,816 --> 02:08:34,256
Where is
everybody?

2755
02:08:34,416 --> 02:08:35,496
I don't know,
what's goin' on?

2756
02:08:36,536 --> 02:08:37,736
Mr. Durden!

2757
02:08:38,776 --> 02:08:40,056
Oh, my God.

2758
02:08:40,176 --> 02:08:41,016
Sir?

2759
02:08:45,456 --> 02:08:46,456
Are you, uh...

2760
02:08:46,576 --> 02:08:48,296
Are you
alright, sir?

2761
02:08:48,376 --> 02:08:49,536
Oh, yeah, I'm OK.

2762
02:08:49,616 --> 02:08:50,496
You look
terrible, sir.

2763
02:08:50,576 --> 02:08:52,136
What happened?

2764
02:08:52,256 --> 02:08:54,336
Oh, nothing.
It's no problem.

2765
02:08:54,416 --> 02:08:56,096
Oh, no, no, sir,
he's not kidding.

2766
02:08:56,176 --> 02:08:57,256
You look
really awful.

2767
02:08:57,456 --> 02:08:58,456
You need medical
assistance.

2768
02:08:58,576 --> 02:08:59,936
- I'm fine.
- Ugh.

2769
02:09:00,016 --> 02:09:00,936
Look, I'm fine.

2770
02:09:01,056 --> 02:09:03,416
Everything's fine.

2771
02:09:06,816 --> 02:09:08,736
Let... Let her go.

2772
02:09:08,816 --> 02:09:09,736
Christ
almighty!

2773
02:09:09,936 --> 02:09:11,616
You!

2774
02:09:11,696 --> 02:09:14,016
Hi, Marla.

2775
02:09:15,056 --> 02:09:15,976
Leave her
with me,

2776
02:09:16,056 --> 02:09:16,936
get your stuff,

2777
02:09:17,016 --> 02:09:17,896
I'll meet you
downstairs.

2778
02:09:17,976 --> 02:09:18,856
Are you sure?

2779
02:09:18,936 --> 02:09:20,776
Yes, I'm sure.

2780
02:09:21,936 --> 02:09:23,776
You fucker!

2781
02:09:23,896 --> 02:09:24,776
What kind of sick
fucking game

2782
02:09:24,856 --> 02:09:25,736
are you
playing now,

2783
02:09:25,816 --> 02:09:26,696
putting me
on a fucking bu...

2784
02:09:26,776 --> 02:09:28,576
Oh, my God,
your face!

2785
02:09:28,656 --> 02:09:30,016
Yeah, I know.

2786
02:09:34,656 --> 02:09:36,456
What happened?

2787
02:09:36,576 --> 02:09:37,656
Don't ask.

2788
02:09:37,776 --> 02:09:38,616
You're shot.

2789
02:09:38,736 --> 02:09:39,976
Yes, I'm shot.

2790
02:09:40,176 --> 02:09:41,536
Oh, my God.

2791
02:09:41,616 --> 02:09:42,976
I can't believe
he's standing.

2792
02:09:43,056 --> 02:09:44,416
One tough
motherfucker.

2793
02:09:48,176 --> 02:09:49,896
Who did this?

2794
02:09:50,016 --> 02:09:52,416
I did, actually.

2795
02:09:52,496 --> 02:09:53,816
Find some gauze.

2796
02:09:55,776 --> 02:09:57,696
You shot
yourself?

2797
02:09:57,816 --> 02:09:58,816
Yes, but it's OK.

2798
02:09:58,896 --> 02:10:00,376
Marla, look at me.

2799
02:10:00,496 --> 02:10:02,616
I'm really OK.

2800
02:10:02,736 --> 02:10:04,576
Trust me.

2801
02:10:04,656 --> 02:10:06,296
Everything's
gonna be fine.

2802
02:10:18,896 --> 02:10:20,576
You met me at
a very strange time

2803
02:10:20,656 --> 02:10:21,856
in my life.

2804
02:10:22,305 --> 02:11:22,268
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