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[Narrator]
People are always asking me

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if I know Tyler Durden.

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[Tyler] 3 minutes.

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[Tyler] 3 minutes.

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This is it - ground zero.

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Would you like to say a few
words to mark the occasion?

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[Muffled]

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[Narrator] With a gun barrel
between your teeth,

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you speak only in vowels.

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I can't think
of anything.

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For a second
I totally forget

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about Tyler's whole
controlled demolition thing,

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and I wonder
how clean that gun is.

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[Tyler] Getting
exciting now.

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That old saying,

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how you always hurt
the one you love?

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Well, it works both ways.

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[Police Sirens]

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We have front row seats

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for this theater
of mass destruction.

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The demolitions committee
of Project Mayhem

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wrapped the foundation
columns of a dozen buildings

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with blasting gelatin.
In 2 minutes,

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primary charges
will blow base charges

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and a few square blocks

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will be reduced
to smoldering rubble.

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I know this...

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because Tyler knows this.

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21/2.

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Think of everything
we've accomplished.

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And suddenly, I realize
that all of this

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the gun, the bombs,
the revolution...

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has got something to do with
a girl named Marla Singer.

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Bob. Bob had bitch-tits.

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This was a support group for
men with testicular cancer.

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The big moosey
slobbering all over me,

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that was Bob.

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We're still men.

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Yes, we're men.

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Men is what we are.

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8 months ago, Bob's
testicles were removed.

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Then hormone therapy.
He developed bitch-tits

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because his testosterone
was too high,

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and his body
upped the estrogen.

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And that was where I fit...

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They're gonna have to
open up my pecs again

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and drain the fluid.

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[Narrator] Between those huge,
sweating tits

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that hung enormous the way
you'd think of God's as big.

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OK. You cry now.

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No, wait. Back up.
Let me start earlier.

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For 6 months,
I couldn't sleep.

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[Echo] I couldn't sleep.
I couldn't sleep.

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With insomnia,
nothing's real.

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Everything's far away.

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Everything's a copy
of a copy of a copy.

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When deep space
exploration ramps up,

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it'll be the corporations
that name everything...

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the I.B.M. Stellarsphere,

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the Microsoft Galaxy,

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Planet Starbucks.

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Gonna need you out of town
a little more this week.

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We got some
red flags to cover.

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It must've been Tuesday.

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He was wearing
his cornflower-blue tie.

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You want me to deprioritize
my current reports

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until you advise
of a status upgrade?

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Make these your primary
action items.

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Here's
your flight coupons.

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Call me from the road
if there's any snags.

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[Narrator]
He was full of pep.

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Must have had
his grande latte enema.

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Like so many others,
I had become a slave

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to the <i>IKEA</i>
nesting instinct.

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Uh, yes. I'd like to order
the Erica Pekkary dust ruffles.

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[Operator] Please hold.

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If I saw something clever

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like a little coffee table
in the shape of a yin-yang,

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I had to have it.

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The Klipske
personal office unit,

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the Hovetrekke
home exer-bike,

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or the Johannshamn sofa

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with the Strinne green
stripe pattern.

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Even the Rizlampa wire lamps

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of environmentally friendly
unbleached paper.

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I'd flip through catalogs
and wonder...

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What kind of dining set
defines me as a person?

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I had it all.

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Even the glass dishes

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with tiny bubbles
and imperfections.

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Proof that they were crafted
by the honest, simple,

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hard-working indigenous
peoples of...

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[Operator] Please hold.

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[Narrator] Wherever.

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I was holding.

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We used to read pornography.

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Now it was
the Horchow collection.

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No, you can't
die from insomnia.

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What about narcolepsy?

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I nod off. I wake up
in strange places.

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I have no idea
how I got there.

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You need to lighten up.

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Can you please just
get me something?

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[Narrator] Red and blue Tuenols,
lipstick-red Seconals.

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No. You need
healthy natural sleep.

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Chew some Valerian root
and get more exercise.

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Hey, come on.
I'm in pain.

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You wanna see pain?

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Swing by First Methodist
Tuesday nights.

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See the guys
with testicular cancer.

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That's pain.

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[Chorus]  La la la 

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 La la la la la la 

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I always wanted 3 kids,

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2 boys and a girl.

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Mindy wanted
2 girls and a boy.

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We never could
agree on anything.

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Well, uh,
you know, she...

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She had her first child
last week, a...

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a girl.

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With... With her, uh,
with her new husband.

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[Man] [Whispering] Fuck.

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Hey... Hey, thank God,
you know.

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I'm... I'm glad for her.

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Because she deserves it.

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[Group Leader] Aw.

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Everyone, let's thank Thomas
for sharing himself with us.

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[All] Thank you, Thomas.

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I look around this room,
and I see a lot of courage,

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and that gives me strength.

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We give each other strength.

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It's time
for the one-on-ones.

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So let's all of us here
follow Thomas' good example

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and really open ourselves up.

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Would you find a partner?

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[Narrator] And this is how
I met the big moosey...

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[Man] Come on.
Let's go over here.

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His eyes already
shrink-wrapped in tears...

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knees together,
those awkward little steps.

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My name is Bob.

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Bob.

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[Narrator] Bob had been
a champion body-builder.

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You know that
chest-expansion program

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you see on late-night TV?
That was his idea.

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I was a juicer.

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You know,
using steroids.

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Diabonal and...

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Wistrol.
Oh, they use that

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on racehorses,
for Christ sakes.

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And now I'm bankrupt.

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I'm divorced.

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My 2 grown kids...

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won't even return
my phone calls.

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[Narrator] Strangers
with this kind of honesty

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make me go
a big rubbery one.

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Go ahead, Cornelius.

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You can cry.

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[Crying]

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[Narrator] And then,
something happened.

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I let go.

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That's really good.

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Lost in oblivion...

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dark and silent
and complete.

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I found freedom.

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Losing all hope was freedom.

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It's OK.

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Babies don't sleep
this well.

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[Snores]

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I became addicted.

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Come on.

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[Narrator]
If I didn't say anything...

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people always
assumed the worst.

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[Man] Welcome, Travis.

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Second [Man] Welcome, Travis.

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They cried harder...

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then I cried harder.

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[Group Murmurs]

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[Woman] Now we're going
to open the green door,

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the heart chakra.

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[Narrator]
I wasn't really dying.

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I wasn't host to cancer
or parasites.

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I was the warm little center

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that the life of this world
crowded around.

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that the life of this world
crowded around.

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Imagine your pain

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as a white ball
of healing light.

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It moves over your body,
healing you.

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Now, keep this going.
Remember to breathe,

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and step forward

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through the back door
of the room.

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Where does it lead?

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To your cave.

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Step forward
into your cave.

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That's right.

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You're going deeper
into your cave,

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and you're going to find
your power animal.

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[Coos]

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Slide.

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[Giggles]

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[Narrator]
Every evening, I died...

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and every evening,
I was born again.

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Resurrected.

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Bob loved me
because he thought

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my testicles
were removed, too.

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Being there...

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pressed against his tits,

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ready to cry.

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This was my vacation.

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And she ruined
everything.

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This is cancer, right?

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This chick Marla Singer

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did not have
testicular cancer.

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She was a liar.

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She had no diseases at all.

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I had seen her
at Free and Clear

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my blood parasites group
Thursdays.

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Then at Hope, my bimonthly
sickle cell circle.

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And again at Seize the Day,

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my tuberculosis
Friday night.

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[Coughs Softly]

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Marla, the big tourist.

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Her lie reflected my lie,

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and suddenly,
I felt nothing.

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I couldn't cry.

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So once again,
I couldn't sleep.

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Next group,
after guided meditation,

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after we open
our heart chakras,

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when it's time to hug,

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I'm gonna grab
that little bitch

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Marla Singer
and scream...

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Marla, you liar!
You big tourist!

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I need this!
Now get out!

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[Narrator]
I hadn't slept in 4 days.

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[TV] Absolutely.
We'll just let that dry.

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When you have insomnia,

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you're never
really asleep...

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and you're
never really awake.

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[Woman] To begin
tonight's communion,

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Chloe would like
to say a few words.

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Oh, yeah... Chloe.

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Chloe looked the way

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Meryl Streep's skeleton
would look

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if you made it smile
and walk around the party

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being extra nice
to everybody.

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Well,
I'm still here,

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but I don't know
for how long.

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That's as much
certainty

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as anyone
can give me.

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But I've got
some good news.

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I no longer
have

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any fear
of death.

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But I am in
a pretty lonely place.

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No one will have sex
with me.

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I'm so close to the end,

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and all I want is to get
laid for the last time.

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I have pornographic movies
in my apartment,

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[Overmodulated]
and lubricants
and amyl nitrate.

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Chloe...

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Everyone, let's
thank Chloe.

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[Audience Saying Thank You]

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[Coughing]

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Now, let's...
ready ourself

264
00:14:09,110 --> 00:14:11,700
for guided meditation.

265
00:14:11,780 --> 00:14:15,370
You're standing at
the entrance of your cave.

266
00:14:15,450 --> 00:14:19,320
You step inside your cave,
and you walk.

267
00:14:19,390 --> 00:14:21,180
[Narrator] If I did
have a tumor...

268
00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:23,780
I'd name it Marla.

269
00:14:23,860 --> 00:14:25,450
Marla...

270
00:14:25,530 --> 00:14:27,360
the little scratch
on the roof of your mouth

271
00:14:27,430 --> 00:14:30,090
that would heal if only
you could stop tonguing it,

272
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,320
but you can't.

273
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:32,920
...deeper
into your cave

274
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,560
as you walk.

275
00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:37,930
You feel the healing energy
of this place

276
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:41,170
all around you.

277
00:14:41,210 --> 00:14:43,200
Now find your power animal.

278
00:14:48,010 --> 00:14:49,170
Slide.

279
00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:56,110
OK. Now let's partner up.

280
00:14:56,190 --> 00:14:58,420
Pick someone special
to you tonight.

281
00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:06,460
Hey.

282
00:15:07,530 --> 00:15:08,470
We need to talk.

283
00:15:08,530 --> 00:15:09,470
Sure.

284
00:15:14,370 --> 00:15:15,340
I'm onto you.

285
00:15:15,410 --> 00:15:16,340
What?

286
00:15:16,410 --> 00:15:17,970
Yeah. You're a faker.

287
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:19,380
You're not dying.

288
00:15:19,450 --> 00:15:20,740
Sorry?

289
00:15:20,810 --> 00:15:24,080
In the Tibetan philosophy,
Sylvia Plath sense of the word,

290
00:15:24,180 --> 00:15:25,810
I know we're all...
we're all dying, all right?

291
00:15:25,890 --> 00:15:28,350
But you're not dying the way
Chloe back there is dying.

292
00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:30,540
So?

293
00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:33,420
So you're a tourist.

294
00:15:33,490 --> 00:15:35,430
OK? I've seen you.
I saw you...

295
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:36,790
saw you at melanoma,

296
00:15:36,860 --> 00:15:38,190
saw you
at tuberculosis,

297
00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:40,200
I saw you at
testicular cancer.

298
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:41,930
I saw you
practicing this.

299
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,300
Practicing what?

300
00:15:43,370 --> 00:15:44,430
Telling me off.

301
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:47,200
Is it going as well
as you hoped...

302
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:48,330
"RUPERT"?

303
00:15:48,410 --> 00:15:49,740
I'll expose you.

304
00:15:49,810 --> 00:15:51,800
Go ahead.
I'll expose you.

305
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,070
[Leader] All right,
come together.

306
00:15:53,180 --> 00:15:55,370
Let yourselves cry.

307
00:16:00,850 --> 00:16:02,840
[Crying Softly]

308
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:04,690
Oh, God, why
are you doing this?

309
00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:07,280
It's cheaper than a movie,
and there's free coffee.

310
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:08,350
No, look...

311
00:16:08,430 --> 00:16:10,330
this is important, OK?

312
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:11,360
These are my groups.

313
00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:13,020
I've been coming here
for over a year.

314
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:15,230
Why do you do it?

315
00:16:15,270 --> 00:16:16,330
I don't know.

316
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:17,840
When people think
you're dying,

317
00:16:17,900 --> 00:16:19,500
man, they really,
really listen to you

318
00:16:19,570 --> 00:16:20,700
instead of just...

319
00:16:20,770 --> 00:16:24,300
Instead of just waiting
for their turn to speak.

320
00:16:24,380 --> 00:16:26,310
Yeah.

321
00:16:26,380 --> 00:16:27,970
Yeah.

322
00:16:28,050 --> 00:16:30,520
Share yourself... completely.

323
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:33,120
OK, you don't want
to get into this.

324
00:16:33,220 --> 00:16:34,740
It becomes an addiction.

325
00:16:34,820 --> 00:16:35,810
Really?

326
00:16:35,890 --> 00:16:37,050
I'm not kidding.

327
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:39,220
I can't cry if there's
another faker present,

328
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,380
and I need this.

329
00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:42,360
So you got to find
somewhere else to go.

330
00:16:42,430 --> 00:16:44,760
Candy stripe
a cancer ward.

331
00:16:44,830 --> 00:16:46,700
It's not my problem.

332
00:16:49,140 --> 00:16:50,630
Wait, wait, wait.

333
00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:52,170
Whoa. Hold on.
I'll tell you.

334
00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:53,860
We're gonna split up
the week, OK?

335
00:16:53,940 --> 00:16:55,910
You take lymphoma
and tuberculosis...

336
00:16:55,980 --> 00:16:57,100
You take
tuberculosis.

337
00:16:57,180 --> 00:16:58,730
My smoking doesn't
go over at all.

338
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:00,240
- OK. Good. Fine.
- [Coughs]

339
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:02,410
Testicular cancer should be
no contest, I think.

340
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,450
Well, technically,

341
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,250
I have more right to
be there than you.

342
00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:06,380
You still have
your balls.

343
00:17:06,450 --> 00:17:07,380
You're kidding.

344
00:17:07,450 --> 00:17:09,250
I don't know. Am I?

345
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,880
No. No.

346
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:11,950
What do you want?

347
00:17:12,020 --> 00:17:13,550
I'll take the parasites.

348
00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:15,090
You can't have
both the parasites,

349
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,490
but why don't you take
the blood parasites...

350
00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:17,790
I want brain parasites.

351
00:17:17,860 --> 00:17:19,490
I'll take
the blood parasites,

352
00:17:19,570 --> 00:17:21,290
but I'm gonna take the
organic brain dementia...

353
00:17:21,370 --> 00:17:22,300
I want that.

354
00:17:22,370 --> 00:17:23,670
You can't have
the whole brain.

355
00:17:23,740 --> 00:17:26,330
So far you have 4.
I only have 2.

356
00:17:26,410 --> 00:17:27,600
OK.

357
00:17:27,670 --> 00:17:30,370
Take both the parasites.
They're yours.

358
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,210
Now we both have 3.

359
00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:38,740
Hey, you left
half your clothes!

360
00:17:38,820 --> 00:17:41,340
[Tires Squealing]

361
00:17:41,420 --> 00:17:43,050
[Horn Honking]

362
00:17:44,190 --> 00:17:45,620
[Honks]

363
00:17:54,930 --> 00:17:56,740
What, are you selling those?

364
00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:56,770
What, are you selling those?

365
00:17:56,870 --> 00:17:58,600
Yes! I'm selling
some clothes.

366
00:17:58,670 --> 00:17:59,730
So,

367
00:17:59,810 --> 00:18:01,140
we each have 3.
That's 6.

368
00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:03,440
What about the seventh day?
I want ascending bowel cancer.

369
00:18:03,510 --> 00:18:04,940
[Narrator] The girl
had done her homework.

370
00:18:05,010 --> 00:18:05,940
Thank you.

371
00:18:06,010 --> 00:18:06,940
No. No, I...

372
00:18:07,010 --> 00:18:09,210
I want bowel cancer.

373
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,040
That's your favorite, too?

374
00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:13,350
Try to slip it by me, eh?

375
00:18:13,420 --> 00:18:14,890
Look, we're gonna
split it, OK?

376
00:18:14,950 --> 00:18:16,720
Take the first and third
Sunday of the month.

377
00:18:20,090 --> 00:18:21,060
Deal.

378
00:18:23,630 --> 00:18:25,560
Looks like
this is good-bye.

379
00:18:25,630 --> 00:18:27,760
Well, let's not make a
big thing out of it, OK?

380
00:18:27,830 --> 00:18:29,700
How's this for not
making a big thing?

381
00:18:33,170 --> 00:18:34,200
[Door Opens]

382
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:35,570
Hey, Marla!

383
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:36,570
[Horn Honks]

384
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:37,570
Marla!

385
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:41,200
May-Maybe we should
exchange numbers.

386
00:18:41,310 --> 00:18:42,750
Should we?

387
00:18:42,820 --> 00:18:44,780
W-We might want
to switch nights.

388
00:18:46,350 --> 00:18:47,340
OK.

389
00:18:52,860 --> 00:18:54,850
[Narrator] This is how I met
Marla Singer.

390
00:18:54,930 --> 00:18:56,860
[Humming]

391
00:18:56,930 --> 00:18:58,190
Marla's philosophy of life

392
00:18:58,260 --> 00:19:00,360
was that she might die
at any moment.

393
00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:03,130
The tragedy, she said,
was that she didn't.

394
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,360
It doesn't have
your name.

395
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:05,460
Who are you,

396
00:19:05,540 --> 00:19:07,600
Cornelius,
Rupert,

397
00:19:07,670 --> 00:19:09,000
Travis,

398
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,240
any of the
stupid names

399
00:19:10,340 --> 00:19:11,500
you give each
night?

400
00:19:14,710 --> 00:19:17,580
You wake up
at Seatac.

401
00:19:17,650 --> 00:19:18,840
S.F.O...

402
00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:20,940
L.A.X...

403
00:19:21,020 --> 00:19:22,850
You wake up at O'Hare...

404
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,410
Dallas-Fort Worth...

405
00:19:24,490 --> 00:19:26,460
B.W.I...

406
00:19:26,530 --> 00:19:28,760
Pacific, mountain,
central...

407
00:19:28,830 --> 00:19:30,390
Lose an hour,
gain an hour...

408
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:31,990
Check-in for that
flight doesn't begin

409
00:19:32,060 --> 00:19:33,550
for another 2 hours,
sir.

410
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:37,660
This is your life, and it's
ending one minute at a time.

411
00:19:37,740 --> 00:19:40,140
You wake up at Air Harbor
International...

412
00:19:40,210 --> 00:19:42,140
[P.A.] the aircraft has
come to a complete stop.

413
00:19:42,210 --> 00:19:43,870
If you wake up
at a different time,

414
00:19:43,940 --> 00:19:45,910
in a different place,

415
00:19:45,980 --> 00:19:48,070
could you wake up
as a different person?

416
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,250
Everywhere I travel,

417
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:52,780
tiny life...

418
00:19:52,850 --> 00:19:54,680
single-serving sugar...

419
00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:55,880
single-serving cream...

420
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:57,790
single pat of butter...

421
00:19:57,860 --> 00:20:00,690
a microwave cordon-bleu
hobby kit.

422
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:02,730
Shampoo-conditioner combos.

423
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:06,030
Sample package mouthwash,
tiny bars of soap.

424
00:20:08,130 --> 00:20:10,660
The people I meet
on each flight,

425
00:20:10,740 --> 00:20:13,800
they're single-serving
friends.

426
00:20:13,870 --> 00:20:16,670
Between takeoff and landing,
we have our time together,

427
00:20:16,740 --> 00:20:19,010
but that's all we get.

428
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,940
[Together] Welcome!

429
00:20:22,580 --> 00:20:24,140
[Narrator] On
a long enough timeline,

430
00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:26,740
the survival rate
for everyone drops to zero.

431
00:20:26,820 --> 00:20:28,880
I was a recall coordinator.

432
00:20:28,950 --> 00:20:31,010
My job was
to apply the formula.

433
00:20:31,090 --> 00:20:32,020
Here's where
the infant

434
00:20:32,090 --> 00:20:33,350
went through
the windshield.

435
00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:34,450
3 points.

436
00:20:34,530 --> 00:20:35,860
[Narrator] A new car
built by my company

437
00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:38,260
leaves somewhere traveling
at 60 miles per hour.

438
00:20:38,330 --> 00:20:40,860
The rear differential
locks up.

439
00:20:40,930 --> 00:20:41,920
The teenager's braces

440
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,530
are wrapped around
the back seat ashtray.

441
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,870
Might make
a good antismoking ad.

442
00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:47,340
[Narrator]
The car crashes and burns

443
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,030
with everyone
trapped inside.

444
00:20:49,110 --> 00:20:51,600
Now, should we
initiate a recall?

445
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:52,870
The father
must've been huge.

446
00:20:52,950 --> 00:20:54,110
You see
where the fat

447
00:20:54,180 --> 00:20:55,310
has burned
to the seat,

448
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:56,910
the polyester shirt?

449
00:20:56,980 --> 00:20:59,040
- Very modern art.
- Ha ha ha!

450
00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:02,090
[Narrator] Take the number of
vehicles in the field, "A,"

451
00:21:02,150 --> 00:21:04,780
multiply it by the probable
rate of failure, "B,"

452
00:21:04,860 --> 00:21:05,880
then multiply the result

453
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,220
by the average out-of-court
settlement, "C."

454
00:21:08,290 --> 00:21:11,060
"A" times "B" times "C"

455
00:21:11,130 --> 00:21:12,600
equals "X."

456
00:21:12,670 --> 00:21:15,600
If "X" is less
than the cost of a recall,

457
00:21:15,670 --> 00:21:17,860
we don't do one.

458
00:21:17,940 --> 00:21:19,170
Are there a lot

459
00:21:19,210 --> 00:21:21,140
of these kinds
of accidents?

460
00:21:21,210 --> 00:21:23,070
You wouldn't believe.

461
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:27,110
Which car company
do you work for?

462
00:21:28,180 --> 00:21:29,840
A major one.

463
00:21:31,820 --> 00:21:33,810
[Narrator] Every time the plane
banked too sharply

464
00:21:33,890 --> 00:21:35,720
on takeoff or landing,

465
00:21:35,790 --> 00:21:37,650
I prayed for a crash

466
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,190
or a midair collision.

467
00:21:39,260 --> 00:21:41,230
Anything.

468
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,630
[Screaming]

469
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:51,930
Life insurance
pays off triple

470
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,490
if you die
on a business trip.

471
00:21:53,570 --> 00:21:54,600
[Ding]

472
00:21:57,010 --> 00:21:59,340
"If you are seated in an
emergency exit row..."

473
00:21:59,410 --> 00:22:00,640
Yeah...

474
00:22:00,710 --> 00:22:02,270
"And you feel
you would be unable

475
00:22:02,350 --> 00:22:03,780
or unwilling to
perform the duties

476
00:22:03,850 --> 00:22:05,580
listed on
the safety card,

477
00:22:05,650 --> 00:22:07,210
please ask
a flight attendant

478
00:22:07,290 --> 00:22:08,220
to reseat you."

479
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,150
It's a lot
of responsibility.

480
00:22:12,190 --> 00:22:14,420
Wanna switch seats?

481
00:22:14,530 --> 00:22:16,090
No. I'm not sure
I'm the man

482
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,990
for that particular job.

483
00:22:18,060 --> 00:22:20,960
An exit-door procedure
at 30,000 feet.

484
00:22:21,030 --> 00:22:22,590
Mm-hmm.

485
00:22:22,670 --> 00:22:24,600
The illusion of safety.

486
00:22:24,670 --> 00:22:27,370
Yeah. I guess so.

487
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:29,960
You know why they put
oxygen masks on planes?

488
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:31,770
So you can breathe.

489
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:34,710
Oxygen gets you high.

490
00:22:34,780 --> 00:22:36,180
In a catastrophic
emergency,

491
00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:39,240
you're taking giant
panicked breaths.

492
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:41,910
Suddenly you become
euphoric, docile.

493
00:22:41,990 --> 00:22:44,180
You accept your fate.

494
00:22:44,260 --> 00:22:46,880
It's all right here.

495
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:48,690
Emergency
water landing...

496
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:50,190
600 miles an hour.

497
00:22:50,260 --> 00:22:51,290
Blank faces,

498
00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:53,060
calm as Hindu cows.

499
00:22:53,130 --> 00:22:55,160
That's, um...

500
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:58,230
That's an interesting
theory.

501
00:23:00,870 --> 00:23:02,200
What do you do?

502
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,710
What do you mean?

503
00:23:03,780 --> 00:23:05,040
What do you do
for a living?

504
00:23:05,110 --> 00:23:08,200
Why? So you can pretend
like you're interested?

505
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:09,840
[Laughs]

506
00:23:11,020 --> 00:23:12,110
OK.

507
00:23:12,180 --> 00:23:14,020
You have a kind of
sick desperation

508
00:23:14,090 --> 00:23:15,280
in your laugh.

509
00:23:18,060 --> 00:23:20,650
We have
the exact same briefcase.

510
00:23:21,930 --> 00:23:23,520
Soap.

511
00:23:23,630 --> 00:23:24,530
Sorry?

512
00:23:24,630 --> 00:23:27,330
I make
and I sell soap...

513
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:30,230
the yardstick
of civilization.

514
00:23:30,300 --> 00:23:32,070
[Narrator] And this is
how I met...

515
00:23:32,140 --> 00:23:33,830
"Tyler Durden."

516
00:23:33,910 --> 00:23:35,740
Did you know, if you
mixed equal parts

517
00:23:35,810 --> 00:23:37,710
of gasoline and frozen
orange juice concentrate,

518
00:23:37,780 --> 00:23:39,540
you can make napalm?

519
00:23:39,650 --> 00:23:41,440
No, I did not know that.
Is that true?

520
00:23:41,510 --> 00:23:42,610
That's right.

521
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:44,240
One can make all kinds
of explosives

522
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,150
using simple
household items.

523
00:23:46,190 --> 00:23:47,280
Really?

524
00:23:47,350 --> 00:23:49,010
If one were
so inclined.

525
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:56,420
Tyler, you are, by far,
the most interesting

526
00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:59,060
"single-serving" friend
I've ever met.

527
00:23:59,130 --> 00:24:00,930
See, obviously,

528
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,870
everything on a plane
is single-serving, even...

529
00:24:02,940 --> 00:24:05,130
Oh, I get it.
It's very clever.

530
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:06,760
Thank you.

531
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:09,570
How's that working out
for you?

532
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:10,570
What?

533
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:11,800
Being clever.

534
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:14,240
Great.

535
00:24:14,310 --> 00:24:16,250
Keep it up, then.

536
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:17,250
Right up.

537
00:24:19,150 --> 00:24:20,580
Now a question
of etiquette.

538
00:24:20,690 --> 00:24:21,780
As I pass,

539
00:24:21,850 --> 00:24:23,250
do I give you the ass
or the crotch?

540
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:33,590
[Narrator] How I came
to live with Tyler is...

541
00:24:33,700 --> 00:24:36,690
airlines have this policy
about vibrating luggage.

542
00:24:44,410 --> 00:24:45,880
Was... Was it ticking?

543
00:24:45,940 --> 00:24:48,280
Actually, throwers don't
worry about ticking,

544
00:24:48,350 --> 00:24:49,840
'cause modern bombs
don't tick.

545
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:51,210
Sorry. "Throwers"?

546
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:52,440
Baggage handlers.

547
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,750
But when a suitcase
vibrates,

548
00:24:55,820 --> 00:24:58,220
then the thrower's
gotta call the police.

549
00:24:58,290 --> 00:25:00,950
My suitcase... was vibrating?

550
00:25:01,030 --> 00:25:03,050
9 times out of 10,
it's an electric razor,

551
00:25:03,130 --> 00:25:06,190
but every once
in a while...

552
00:25:08,630 --> 00:25:10,230
[Whispering]
it's a dildo.

553
00:25:11,940 --> 00:25:13,400
Of course,
it's company policy

554
00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:15,030
never to imply
ownership

555
00:25:15,110 --> 00:25:16,400
in the event
of a dildo.

556
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:17,700
We have to use
the indefinite article

557
00:25:17,780 --> 00:25:18,770
a dildo.

558
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:22,180
Never <i>your</i> dildo.

559
00:25:22,210 --> 00:25:23,240
I don't own a...

560
00:25:27,020 --> 00:25:28,850
[Narrator] I had everything
in that suitcase...

561
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:30,150
my CK shirts,

562
00:25:30,260 --> 00:25:31,880
my DKNY shoes,

563
00:25:31,990 --> 00:25:33,220
my AX ties.

564
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,180
Never mind.

565
00:25:37,860 --> 00:25:41,560
[Man] Hey! That's my car!

566
00:25:42,940 --> 00:25:44,870
[Police Radio Chatter]

567
00:25:44,940 --> 00:25:48,070
[Siren]

568
00:25:48,170 --> 00:25:50,610
Home was a condo
on the 15th floor

569
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:53,300
of a filing cabinet for widows
and young professionals.

570
00:25:53,410 --> 00:25:56,070
The walls
were solid concrete.

571
00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:57,940
A foot of concrete's
important

572
00:25:58,050 --> 00:25:59,640
when your next-door neighbor
lets her hearing aid go

573
00:25:59,790 --> 00:26:02,220
and has to watch game shows
at full volume...

574
00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:04,050
Or when a volcanic blast

575
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:06,850
and debris that used to be your
furniture and personal effects

576
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,690
blows out of your
floor-to-ceiling windows

577
00:26:08,830 --> 00:26:10,520
and sails flaming
into the night.

578
00:26:10,630 --> 00:26:12,600
[Helicopter Circling]

579
00:26:16,870 --> 00:26:19,170
I suppose
these things happen.

580
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:34,180
There's nothing up there.

581
00:26:34,290 --> 00:26:36,550
You can't go
into the unit.

582
00:26:36,660 --> 00:26:37,950
Police orders.

583
00:26:46,230 --> 00:26:48,630
Do you have somebody
you can call?

584
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,200
[Narrator] How embarrassing.

585
00:26:51,300 --> 00:26:54,170
A house full of condiments
and no food.

586
00:27:03,650 --> 00:27:05,580
The police would
later tell me

587
00:27:05,650 --> 00:27:07,350
that the pilot light
might have gone out,

588
00:27:07,450 --> 00:27:11,390
letting out just
a little bit of gas.

589
00:27:11,460 --> 00:27:13,690
That gas could have
slowly filled the condo...

590
00:27:13,790 --> 00:27:16,280
1,700 square feet
of high ceilings

591
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,160
for days and days.

592
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:28,030
Then the refrigerator's
compressor could've clicked on.

593
00:27:28,140 --> 00:27:29,230
[Telephone Ringing]

594
00:27:29,340 --> 00:27:32,370
[Marla] Yeah?

595
00:27:35,580 --> 00:27:37,170
I can hear you
breathing, you...

596
00:27:46,330 --> 00:27:48,520
If you asked me now,

597
00:27:48,630 --> 00:27:50,420
I couldn't tell you
why I called him.

598
00:27:58,100 --> 00:28:01,000
[Telephone Ringing
On Other End]

599
00:28:20,260 --> 00:28:22,730
[Ring]

600
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:28,200
[Ring]

601
00:28:30,740 --> 00:28:31,700
[Ring]

602
00:28:32,970 --> 00:28:34,560
Hello?

603
00:28:34,670 --> 00:28:35,640
[Man] Who's this?

604
00:28:35,710 --> 00:28:37,400
[Potato Chips Crunching]

605
00:28:37,510 --> 00:28:38,940
Tyler?

606
00:28:39,010 --> 00:28:40,500
Who is this?

607
00:28:40,610 --> 00:28:43,310
Um, ahem, we met
on the airplane.

608
00:28:43,420 --> 00:28:45,350
We had the same
suitcase.

609
00:28:45,420 --> 00:28:46,940
[Crunching]

610
00:28:47,050 --> 00:28:48,610
Uh, the clever guy.

611
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:52,780
Oh, yeah. Right. OK?

612
00:28:52,890 --> 00:28:54,650
I called
a second ago.

613
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:56,730
There was no answer.
I'm at a pay phone.

614
00:28:56,830 --> 00:28:58,350
Yeah. I star-69ed you.

615
00:28:58,460 --> 00:29:00,160
I never pick up my phone.

616
00:29:00,230 --> 00:29:01,700
[Crunching]

617
00:29:01,770 --> 00:29:03,530
So, what's up, man?

618
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:06,800
Uh, well...

619
00:29:06,910 --> 00:29:09,340
you're not gonna
believe this.

620
00:29:11,740 --> 00:29:13,230
[Tyler] You know, man,
it could be worse.

621
00:29:13,350 --> 00:29:14,640
A woman could
cut off your penis

622
00:29:14,750 --> 00:29:15,800
while you're sleeping

623
00:29:15,910 --> 00:29:17,180
and toss it
out the window

624
00:29:17,250 --> 00:29:18,340
of a moving car.

625
00:29:18,450 --> 00:29:19,970
There's always that.

626
00:29:20,090 --> 00:29:21,680
I don't know,
it's just...

627
00:29:21,790 --> 00:29:23,220
when you buy furniture,

628
00:29:23,290 --> 00:29:24,690
you tell yourself,
that's it.

629
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:26,490
That's the last sofa
I'm gonna need.

630
00:29:26,590 --> 00:29:27,820
Whatever else happens,

631
00:29:27,930 --> 00:29:29,990
I've got that
sofa problem handled.

632
00:29:30,100 --> 00:29:31,490
I had it all.

633
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:33,330
I had a stereo
that was very decent,

634
00:29:33,430 --> 00:29:36,030
a wardrobe that was getting
very respectable.

635
00:29:36,130 --> 00:29:39,370
I was close
to being complete.

636
00:29:39,470 --> 00:29:40,870
Shit, man.
Now it's all gone.

637
00:29:40,940 --> 00:29:42,030
All gone.

638
00:29:42,140 --> 00:29:44,770
Hmm. All gone.

639
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:48,170
Do you know
what a duvet is?

640
00:29:48,250 --> 00:29:49,340
Comforter.

641
00:29:49,450 --> 00:29:51,140
It's a blanket.

642
00:29:51,220 --> 00:29:52,240
Just a blanket.

643
00:29:52,350 --> 00:29:54,180
Why do guys
like you and I

644
00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:55,220
know what
a duvet is?

645
00:29:55,290 --> 00:29:57,760
Is this essential
to our survival

646
00:29:57,820 --> 00:29:59,350
in the hunter-gatherer
sense of the word?

647
00:29:59,460 --> 00:30:00,720
No.

648
00:30:00,830 --> 00:30:03,260
What are we, then?

649
00:30:03,330 --> 00:30:06,230
We're, uh, you know,
consumers...

650
00:30:06,260 --> 00:30:08,030
Right. We're consumers.

651
00:30:08,130 --> 00:30:11,500
We are by-products of
a lifestyle obsession.

652
00:30:11,570 --> 00:30:13,830
Murder, crime, poverty...

653
00:30:13,940 --> 00:30:15,630
these things
don't concern me.

654
00:30:15,740 --> 00:30:18,940
What concerns me are
celebrity magazines,

655
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:21,170
television
with 500 channels,

656
00:30:21,250 --> 00:30:23,210
some guy's name
on my underwear.

657
00:30:23,250 --> 00:30:25,880
Rogaine, Viagra,
Olestra.

658
00:30:25,980 --> 00:30:26,920
Martha Stewart.

659
00:30:26,990 --> 00:30:28,110
Fuck Martha Stewart.

660
00:30:28,220 --> 00:30:30,920
Martha's polishing the brass
on the <i>Titanic.</i>

661
00:30:31,060 --> 00:30:32,420
It's all going down, man.

662
00:30:32,490 --> 00:30:34,930
So fuck off
with your sofa units

663
00:30:34,990 --> 00:30:37,260
and Strinne green
stripe patterns.

664
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:39,800
I say,
never be complete.

665
00:30:39,870 --> 00:30:41,420
I say,
stop being perfect.

666
00:30:41,530 --> 00:30:44,060
I say, let's...
let's evolve.

667
00:30:44,170 --> 00:30:46,000
Let the chips
fall where they may.

668
00:30:48,540 --> 00:30:50,700
But that's me,
and I could be wrong.

669
00:30:50,810 --> 00:30:52,830
Maybe it's a terrible
tragedy.

670
00:30:52,940 --> 00:30:54,380
No. It's just stuff.

671
00:30:54,450 --> 00:30:55,410
It's not a tragedy,
but...

672
00:30:55,510 --> 00:30:56,570
Well, you did lose

673
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:59,240
a lot of versatile solutions
for modern living.

674
00:30:59,350 --> 00:31:00,320
Fuck. You're right.

675
00:31:00,420 --> 00:31:01,780
No. I don't smoke.

676
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:08,990
My insurance is probably
gonna cover it, so...

677
00:31:11,530 --> 00:31:13,620
What?

678
00:31:13,730 --> 00:31:17,830
The things you own
end up owning you.

679
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:21,430
But do what
you like, man.

680
00:31:23,010 --> 00:31:23,940
[Sigh]

681
00:31:24,010 --> 00:31:25,070
Oh, it's late.

682
00:31:25,180 --> 00:31:26,910
Hey, thanks
for the beer.

683
00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:28,240
Yeah, man.

684
00:31:28,350 --> 00:31:31,210
I should find
a hotel.

685
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:32,220
Oh.

686
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:33,220
What?

687
00:31:33,290 --> 00:31:34,220
What?

688
00:31:34,290 --> 00:31:35,220
A hotel.

689
00:31:35,290 --> 00:31:36,220
Yeah.

690
00:31:36,290 --> 00:31:37,880
Just ask, man.

691
00:31:37,990 --> 00:31:40,320
What are you
talking about?

692
00:31:40,390 --> 00:31:41,380
Oh, God.

693
00:31:41,490 --> 00:31:42,930
3 pitchers of beer,

694
00:31:42,990 --> 00:31:44,550
and you still
can't ask.

695
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:47,260
What?

696
00:31:47,370 --> 00:31:49,130
You called me 'cause you
needed a place to stay.

697
00:31:49,230 --> 00:31:50,960
Oh, hey, no, no, no.

698
00:31:51,070 --> 00:31:53,040
Yes, you did.
So just ask.

699
00:31:53,140 --> 00:31:55,370
Cut the foreplay
and just ask, man.

700
00:31:57,210 --> 00:31:59,400
Would that
be a problem?

701
00:31:59,510 --> 00:32:01,570
Is it a problem
for you to ask?

702
00:32:03,150 --> 00:32:04,510
Can I stay
at your place?

703
00:32:04,580 --> 00:32:05,520
Yeah.

704
00:32:06,590 --> 00:32:07,980
Thanks.

705
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:14,190
I want you
to do me a favor.

706
00:32:14,260 --> 00:32:15,350
Yeah, sure.

707
00:32:15,460 --> 00:32:18,260
I want you to hit me
as hard as you can.

708
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,330
What?

709
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:24,200
I want you to hit me
as hard as you can.

710
00:32:24,270 --> 00:32:25,740
[Narrator] Let me tell you
a little bit

711
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,240
about Tyler Durden.

712
00:32:27,340 --> 00:32:29,810
Tyler was a night person.

713
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:31,040
While the rest of us
were sleeping,

714
00:32:31,180 --> 00:32:32,170
he worked.

715
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:35,340
He had one part-time job
as a projectionist.

716
00:32:35,450 --> 00:32:37,210
See, a movie doesn't come
all on one big reel.

717
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:38,440
It comes on a few.

718
00:32:38,550 --> 00:32:41,020
So someone has to be there
to switch the projectors

719
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,310
at the exact moment
that one reel ends

720
00:32:43,420 --> 00:32:44,650
and the next one begins.

721
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:46,720
If you look for it,
you can see these little dots

722
00:32:46,830 --> 00:32:48,820
come into the upper right-hand
corner of the screen.

723
00:32:48,930 --> 00:32:49,860
[Beep]

724
00:32:49,930 --> 00:32:50,950
In the industry,

725
00:32:51,060 --> 00:32:52,320
we call them
"cigarette burns."

726
00:32:52,430 --> 00:32:54,460
That's the cue
for a changeover.

727
00:32:54,570 --> 00:32:56,000
He flips the projectors,

728
00:32:56,070 --> 00:32:57,930
the movie keeps
right on going,

729
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,470
and nobody in the audience
has any idea.

730
00:32:59,540 --> 00:33:02,010
Why would anyone want
this shit job?

731
00:33:02,110 --> 00:33:04,980
Because it affords him other
interesting opportunities.

732
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:05,010
Because it affords him other
interesting opportunities.

733
00:33:05,110 --> 00:33:07,080
Like splicing single frames
of pornography

734
00:33:07,180 --> 00:33:08,540
into family films.

735
00:33:08,610 --> 00:33:10,710
So when the snooty cat
and the courageous dog

736
00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:12,220
with the celebrity voices

737
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:14,280
meet for the first time
in reel 3,

738
00:33:14,350 --> 00:33:15,580
that's when you'll
catch a flash

739
00:33:15,650 --> 00:33:17,950
of Tyler's contribution
to the film.

740
00:33:18,060 --> 00:33:20,650
[Characters On Screen
Singing Merrily]

741
00:33:20,730 --> 00:33:21,660
[Woman Moans]

742
00:33:21,730 --> 00:33:23,420
[Merry Song Continues]

743
00:33:24,830 --> 00:33:26,350
Nobody knows
that they saw it,

744
00:33:26,430 --> 00:33:27,490
but they did.

745
00:33:27,570 --> 00:33:30,030
A nice big cock.

746
00:33:32,740 --> 00:33:34,830
[Crying]

747
00:33:34,910 --> 00:33:37,640
Even a hummingbird couldn't
catch Tyler at work.

748
00:33:42,410 --> 00:33:45,580
Tyler also works sometimes
as a banquet waiter

749
00:33:45,650 --> 00:33:47,980
at the luxurious
Pressman Hotel.

750
00:33:51,460 --> 00:33:52,580
[Urinating]

751
00:33:52,660 --> 00:33:54,450
He was <i>the</i> guerilla
terrorist

752
00:33:54,530 --> 00:33:56,860
of the food service
industry.

753
00:33:56,930 --> 00:33:57,990
Do not watch.

754
00:33:58,060 --> 00:33:59,550
I cannot go
when you watch.

755
00:33:59,630 --> 00:34:01,190
Apart from seasoning
the lobster bisque,

756
00:34:01,270 --> 00:34:02,700
he farted on meringues,

757
00:34:02,770 --> 00:34:04,200
sneezed
on braised endive.

758
00:34:04,270 --> 00:34:05,830
And as for the cream
of mushroom soup,

759
00:34:05,900 --> 00:34:07,000
well...

760
00:34:07,070 --> 00:34:08,510
Go ahead, tell them.

761
00:34:08,570 --> 00:34:10,470
You get the idea.

762
00:34:10,580 --> 00:34:12,240
What do you want me to do?
You just want me to hit you?

763
00:34:12,310 --> 00:34:13,900
Come on. Do me
this one favor.

764
00:34:13,980 --> 00:34:14,970
Why?

765
00:34:15,050 --> 00:34:16,340
Why? I don't know why.
I don't know.

766
00:34:16,410 --> 00:34:17,380
I've never been in a fight.
Have you?

767
00:34:17,450 --> 00:34:18,880
No, but that's
a good thing.

768
00:34:18,950 --> 00:34:20,010
No, it is not.

769
00:34:20,090 --> 00:34:21,020
How much can you
know about yourself

770
00:34:21,090 --> 00:34:22,520
if you've never
been in a fight?

771
00:34:22,590 --> 00:34:23,880
I don't wanna die
without any scars.

772
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,820
So, come on, hit me
before I lose my nerve.

773
00:34:25,890 --> 00:34:28,590
God, this is crazy.

774
00:34:28,660 --> 00:34:30,250
So go crazy.
Let 'er rip.

775
00:34:30,330 --> 00:34:32,160
Hey, I don't know
about this.

776
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,460
I don't, either,
but who gives a shit?

777
00:34:34,530 --> 00:34:36,190
No one's watching.
What do you care?

778
00:34:36,300 --> 00:34:38,530
Wait. This is crazy.
You want me to hit you?

779
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:40,540
That's right.

780
00:34:40,610 --> 00:34:43,040
What, like,
in the face?

781
00:34:43,110 --> 00:34:44,470
Surprise me.

782
00:34:46,410 --> 00:34:48,740
This is so
fucking stupid.

783
00:34:57,790 --> 00:34:59,120
Ohh!

784
00:34:59,190 --> 00:35:02,020
Motherfucker!

785
00:35:02,090 --> 00:35:04,030
You hit me
in the ear.

786
00:35:04,100 --> 00:35:05,320
Well, Jesus,
I'm sorry.

787
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,230
Ow! Christ!

788
00:35:07,330 --> 00:35:09,030
Why the ear, man?

789
00:35:09,100 --> 00:35:10,160
Aw, I fucked it up.

790
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,230
No. That was perfect.

791
00:35:11,340 --> 00:35:13,030
Ohh! Uhh!

792
00:35:23,750 --> 00:35:25,310
Nah, it's all right.

793
00:35:27,420 --> 00:35:28,940
That really hurts.

794
00:35:29,020 --> 00:35:31,850
Right.

795
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:33,190
Hit me again.

796
00:35:33,220 --> 00:35:34,350
[Laughing]

797
00:35:34,430 --> 00:35:35,360
No. You hit me.

798
00:35:35,430 --> 00:35:36,450
Come on.

799
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,480
We should do this
again sometime.

800
00:36:08,660 --> 00:36:09,720
Where's your car?

801
00:36:09,790 --> 00:36:10,820
What car?

802
00:36:10,900 --> 00:36:12,120
[Belches]

803
00:36:21,470 --> 00:36:23,740
[Narrator] I don't know how
Tyler found that house,

804
00:36:23,810 --> 00:36:25,940
but he said
he'd been there for a year.

805
00:36:26,010 --> 00:36:29,070
It looked like it was
waiting to be torn down.

806
00:36:29,150 --> 00:36:31,380
Most of the windows
were boarded up.

807
00:36:31,450 --> 00:36:33,710
There was no lock
on the front door

808
00:36:33,790 --> 00:36:37,080
from when the police
or whoever kicked it in.

809
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:38,850
The stairs
were ready to collapse.

810
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:41,890
I didn't know if he owned it
or if he was squatting.

811
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:43,830
Neither would have
surprised me.

812
00:36:45,060 --> 00:36:46,500
Yeah. That's you.

813
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:47,690
That's me.

814
00:36:47,770 --> 00:36:49,560
That's the toilet.

815
00:36:49,630 --> 00:36:50,570
Good?

816
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:51,570
Yeah. Thanks.

817
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:54,530
[Narrator] What a shithole.

818
00:36:54,610 --> 00:36:56,230
[Springs Clang]

819
00:36:56,310 --> 00:36:58,040
Nothing worked.

820
00:36:58,110 --> 00:36:59,540
[Water Pipes Rumble]

821
00:36:59,610 --> 00:37:00,910
Turning on one light

822
00:37:00,980 --> 00:37:03,910
meant another light
in the house went out.

823
00:37:03,980 --> 00:37:05,420
There were no neighbors,

824
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,510
just some warehouses
and a paper mill...

825
00:37:07,590 --> 00:37:09,350
that fart smell of steam,

826
00:37:09,450 --> 00:37:11,790
the hamster cage smell
of wood chips.

827
00:37:11,860 --> 00:37:13,880
After work tomorrow,
we'll be...

828
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:15,930
Hey. What have
we here?

829
00:37:30,940 --> 00:37:31,870
Hey, guys.

830
00:37:31,940 --> 00:37:33,040
Hey.

831
00:37:33,110 --> 00:37:34,240
It's cool.

832
00:37:34,310 --> 00:37:35,300
Ohh!

833
00:37:35,380 --> 00:37:37,210
[Whistling
Nonchalantly]

834
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:47,750
Every time it rained,
we had to kill the power.

835
00:37:47,830 --> 00:37:49,320
By the end
of the first month,

836
00:37:49,390 --> 00:37:51,120
I didn't miss TV.

837
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:55,500
I didn't even mind the warm,
stale refrigerator.

838
00:38:08,180 --> 00:38:09,980
Can I be next?

839
00:38:14,290 --> 00:38:15,340
All right, man.

840
00:38:15,420 --> 00:38:17,650
Lose the tie.

841
00:38:20,060 --> 00:38:21,120
[Ricocheting
Golf Ball]

842
00:38:21,190 --> 00:38:22,490
Ooh!

843
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:24,150
[Narrator] At night,
Tyler and I were alone

844
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,490
for a half a mile
in every direction.

845
00:38:28,730 --> 00:38:29,670
[Clang]

846
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,910
Rain trickled down
through the plaster

847
00:38:34,970 --> 00:38:36,370
and the light fixtures.

848
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:38,270
Everything wooden
swelled and shrank.

849
00:38:38,340 --> 00:38:42,280
Everywhere were rusted nails
to snag your elbow on.

850
00:38:42,350 --> 00:38:45,680
The previous occupant had been
a bit of a shut-in.

851
00:38:45,750 --> 00:38:47,450
Hey, man, what
are you reading?

852
00:38:47,550 --> 00:38:48,610
Listen to this.

853
00:38:48,690 --> 00:38:50,590
It's an article
written by an organ

854
00:38:50,660 --> 00:38:52,090
in the first person.

855
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,720
"I am Jack's
medulla oblongata.

856
00:38:54,790 --> 00:38:56,380
Without me, Jack
could not regulate

857
00:38:56,460 --> 00:38:58,660
his heart rate,
blood pressure, or breathing."

858
00:38:58,730 --> 00:39:01,130
There's a whole series
of these.

859
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:02,560
<i>"I am Jill's nipples."</i>

860
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,100
<i>"I am Jack's colon."</i>

861
00:39:06,170 --> 00:39:08,570
Yeah. "I get cancer.
I kill Jack."

862
00:39:10,110 --> 00:39:11,840
Whoa... Ohh!

863
00:39:11,910 --> 00:39:13,170
[Narrator] After fighting,

864
00:39:13,210 --> 00:39:15,440
everything else in your life
got the volume turned down.

865
00:39:15,550 --> 00:39:18,980
[Muted Complaining]

866
00:39:19,050 --> 00:39:19,980
What?

867
00:39:20,050 --> 00:39:21,450
You could deal
with anything.

868
00:39:21,550 --> 00:39:22,990
Have you finished
those reports?

869
00:39:27,690 --> 00:39:28,990
[Tyler] If you could
fight anyone,

870
00:39:29,060 --> 00:39:30,250
who would you fight?

871
00:39:30,330 --> 00:39:32,800
I'd fight my boss,
probably.

872
00:39:32,860 --> 00:39:34,200
Really?

873
00:39:34,270 --> 00:39:36,860
Yeah. Why, who would
you fight?

874
00:39:36,940 --> 00:39:38,100
I'd fight my dad.

875
00:39:38,170 --> 00:39:39,970
I don't know my dad.

876
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:41,840
I mean, I know him,

877
00:39:41,910 --> 00:39:44,740
but he left when I was,
like, 6 years old,

878
00:39:44,810 --> 00:39:47,210
married this other woman
and had some other kids.

879
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:48,970
He, like, did this
every 6 years.

880
00:39:49,050 --> 00:39:51,910
He goes to a new city
and starts a new family.

881
00:39:51,980 --> 00:39:54,110
Fucker should open up
franchises.

882
00:39:55,590 --> 00:39:57,180
My dad never
went to college,

883
00:39:57,220 --> 00:39:59,690
so it was real
important that I go.

884
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:00,820
That sounds familiar.

885
00:40:00,890 --> 00:40:03,020
So I graduate, I call
him up long distance.

886
00:40:03,090 --> 00:40:06,500
I say, "Dad, now what?"
He says, "Get a job."

887
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:07,500
Same here.

888
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:08,620
Now I'm 25.

889
00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:10,030
I make
my yearly call again.

890
00:40:10,100 --> 00:40:12,300
I say, "Dad, now what?"

891
00:40:12,370 --> 00:40:14,800
He says, "I don't know.
Get married."

892
00:40:14,870 --> 00:40:16,810
Eh, I mean...

893
00:40:16,870 --> 00:40:18,100
I can't get married.

894
00:40:18,180 --> 00:40:19,200
[Thunder]

895
00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:20,940
I'm a 30-year-old boy.

896
00:40:21,010 --> 00:40:22,500
We're a generation
of men

897
00:40:22,610 --> 00:40:23,770
raised by women.

898
00:40:23,850 --> 00:40:26,180
I'm wondering
if another woman

899
00:40:26,250 --> 00:40:28,080
is really
the answer we need.

900
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:36,760
[Narrator] Most of the week,
we were Ozzie and Harriet.

901
00:40:36,830 --> 00:40:37,350
[Whistling]

902
00:40:38,260 --> 00:40:39,460
But every Saturday night,

903
00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:40,330
But every Saturday night,

904
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:42,870
we were finding
something out.

905
00:40:42,930 --> 00:40:45,100
We were finding out
more and more

906
00:40:45,170 --> 00:40:46,230
that we were not alone.

907
00:40:48,870 --> 00:40:50,140
[Man] Who turned
the lights off?

908
00:40:50,210 --> 00:40:51,440
It used to be

909
00:40:51,510 --> 00:40:53,200
that when I came home
angry or depressed,

910
00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:54,940
I'd just clean my condo,

911
00:40:55,010 --> 00:40:56,980
polish
my Scandinavian furniture.

912
00:40:57,050 --> 00:40:59,410
I should've been looking
for a new condo.

913
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:02,210
I should've been haggling
with my insurance company.

914
00:41:02,290 --> 00:41:06,120
I should've been upset about my
nice, neat flaming little shit.

915
00:41:06,190 --> 00:41:07,680
But I wasn't.

916
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:09,160
The basic premise

917
00:41:09,190 --> 00:41:11,020
of cyber-netting
any office

918
00:41:11,100 --> 00:41:12,190
is make things
more efficient.

919
00:41:12,230 --> 00:41:13,490
[Narrator] Monday mornings,
all I could do

920
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:14,660
was think about
next week.

921
00:41:14,730 --> 00:41:17,900
Can I get the icon
in cornflower blue?

922
00:41:17,970 --> 00:41:19,130
Absolutely.

923
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:22,470
Efficiency is priority
number one, people,

924
00:41:22,540 --> 00:41:25,340
because waste
is a thief.

925
00:41:25,410 --> 00:41:27,110
I showed this already
to my man, here.

926
00:41:27,180 --> 00:41:28,480
You liked it,
didn't you?

927
00:41:32,450 --> 00:41:34,180
[Narrator] You can swallow
a pint of blood

928
00:41:34,250 --> 00:41:35,720
before you get sick.

929
00:41:37,090 --> 00:41:39,560
It was right
in everyone's face.

930
00:41:39,620 --> 00:41:41,790
Tyler and I
just made it visible.

931
00:41:41,860 --> 00:41:44,090
It was on the tip
of everyone's tongue.

932
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:46,060
Tyler and I just
gave it a name.

933
00:41:54,210 --> 00:41:57,570
[Loud Rock Music Playing]

934
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:00,480
Come on, people,
you gotta go home.

935
00:42:21,100 --> 00:42:24,030
Turn off the jukebox.
Lock the back.

936
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:46,280
[Someone Spits]

937
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:48,290
[Narrator] Every week,
Tyler gave the rules

938
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:49,660
that he and I decided.

939
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:53,250
Gentlemen, welcome
to Fight Club.

940
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,100
The first rule
of Fight Club is...

941
00:42:58,170 --> 00:43:00,600
you do not talk
about Fight Club.

942
00:43:00,670 --> 00:43:03,470
The second rule
of Fight Club is...

943
00:43:03,540 --> 00:43:07,170
you do not talk
about Fight Club.

944
00:43:07,210 --> 00:43:08,640
Third rule of Fight Club...

945
00:43:08,710 --> 00:43:12,410
Someone yells "Stop!"
goes limp, taps out,

946
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:14,040
the fight is over.

947
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:15,240
Fourth rule...

948
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:17,650
Only 2 guys to a fight.

949
00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:18,710
Fifth rule...

950
00:43:18,820 --> 00:43:21,260
One fight at a time,
fellas.

951
00:43:21,330 --> 00:43:22,310
[Laughter]

952
00:43:22,390 --> 00:43:24,990
Sixth rule...
No shirts, no shoes.

953
00:43:25,060 --> 00:43:26,150
Seventh rule...

954
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:28,930
Fights will go on
as long as they have to.

955
00:43:30,940 --> 00:43:33,340
And the eighth
and final rule...

956
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:37,900
If this is your first night
at Fight Club...

957
00:43:37,980 --> 00:43:39,500
you have to fight.

958
00:43:39,580 --> 00:43:41,010
[Loud Shouting, Cheering]

959
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:46,050
[Narrator] This kid from work,
Ricky,

960
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:47,950
couldn't remember
whether you ordered pens

961
00:43:48,020 --> 00:43:49,180
with blue ink or black...

962
00:43:50,690 --> 00:43:51,750
Come on, man!

963
00:43:51,860 --> 00:43:53,520
But Ricky was a god
for 10 minutes

964
00:43:53,590 --> 00:43:56,190
when the trounced the maitre d'
of a local food court.

965
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:00,190
Sometimes,
all you could hear

966
00:44:00,260 --> 00:44:02,490
were the flat, hard
packing sounds

967
00:44:02,570 --> 00:44:03,660
over the yelling...

968
00:44:07,140 --> 00:44:10,110
or the wet choke when
someone caught their breath

969
00:44:10,170 --> 00:44:11,110
and sprayed...

970
00:44:11,180 --> 00:44:12,300
Stop!

971
00:44:12,380 --> 00:44:15,310
You weren't alive anywhere
like you were there.

972
00:44:15,380 --> 00:44:16,740
But Fight Club
only exists

973
00:44:16,850 --> 00:44:19,080
in the hours between
when Fight Club starts

974
00:44:19,150 --> 00:44:20,980
and when Fight Club ends.

975
00:44:21,050 --> 00:44:24,150
Even if I could tell someone
they had a good fight,

976
00:44:24,190 --> 00:44:26,120
I wouldn't be talking
to the same man.

977
00:44:26,190 --> 00:44:27,710
Who you were
in Fight Club

978
00:44:27,790 --> 00:44:29,920
is not who you were
in the rest of the world.

979
00:44:29,990 --> 00:44:32,860
The guy who came to Fight Club
for the first time,

980
00:44:32,930 --> 00:44:34,920
his ass
was a wad of cookie dough.

981
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,260
After a few weeks,

982
00:44:36,330 --> 00:44:37,930
he was carved
out of wood.

983
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,030
If you could fight
any celebrity,

984
00:44:40,100 --> 00:44:41,500
who would you fight?

985
00:44:41,570 --> 00:44:42,630
Alive or dead?

986
00:44:42,710 --> 00:44:45,200
It doesn't matter.
Who'd be tough?

987
00:44:45,240 --> 00:44:47,110
Hemingway.

988
00:44:47,180 --> 00:44:49,670
You?

989
00:44:49,750 --> 00:44:50,870
Shatner.

990
00:44:50,950 --> 00:44:53,140
I'd fight
William Shatner.

991
00:44:54,620 --> 00:44:57,180
[Narrator] We all started
seeing things differently.

992
00:44:57,260 --> 00:44:59,050
Everywhere we went,

993
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:01,250
we were sizing things up.

994
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:08,090
I felt sorry for guys
packed into gyms,

995
00:45:08,170 --> 00:45:10,570
trying to look like
how Calvin Klein

996
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:12,500
or Tommy Hilfiger
said they should.

997
00:45:12,570 --> 00:45:14,090
Is that what a man
looks like?

998
00:45:14,170 --> 00:45:15,160
[Laughing]

999
00:45:15,210 --> 00:45:18,180
Ahh. Self-improvement
is masturbation.

1000
00:45:18,210 --> 00:45:20,610
And self-destruction.

1001
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:22,200
Excuse me.

1002
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:24,680
[Screaming]

1003
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:34,790
Kick his ass!

1004
00:45:34,860 --> 00:45:36,330
Hit him again, man!
Come on! Hit him!

1005
00:45:56,450 --> 00:45:59,810
Fight Club wasn't about
winning or losing.

1006
00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:01,880
It wasn't about words.

1007
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:07,190
The hysterical shouting
was in tongues,

1008
00:46:07,220 --> 00:46:09,390
like in
a Pentecostal church.

1009
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:15,770
- Is that it?
- Stop!

1010
00:46:15,830 --> 00:46:17,820
When the fight
was over,

1011
00:46:17,900 --> 00:46:19,840
nothing was solved,

1012
00:46:19,900 --> 00:46:21,390
but nothing mattered.

1013
00:46:21,470 --> 00:46:22,910
Hey, cool.

1014
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:28,640
[Narrator] Afterwards,
we all felt saved.

1015
00:46:28,710 --> 00:46:30,810
Hey, man, how
about next week?

1016
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:32,310
How about next month?

1017
00:46:32,380 --> 00:46:33,580
I hear you.

1018
00:46:33,650 --> 00:46:34,810
Irwin, you're
in the middle.

1019
00:46:34,890 --> 00:46:37,220
New guy. You, too.

1020
00:46:38,390 --> 00:46:41,120
[Narrator] Sometimes,
Tyler spoke for me.

1021
00:46:41,190 --> 00:46:43,160
He fell down
some stairs.

1022
00:46:43,190 --> 00:46:45,750
I fell down
some stairs.

1023
00:46:47,930 --> 00:46:50,260
Fight Club became the reason
to cut your hair short

1024
00:46:50,330 --> 00:46:52,670
or trim your fingernails.

1025
00:46:52,740 --> 00:46:55,210
OK. Any
historical figure.

1026
00:46:55,270 --> 00:46:57,140
I'd fight Gandhi.

1027
00:46:58,710 --> 00:46:59,640
Good answer.

1028
00:46:59,710 --> 00:47:00,770
How about you?

1029
00:47:00,850 --> 00:47:02,010
Lincoln.

1030
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:03,440
Lincoln?

1031
00:47:03,510 --> 00:47:04,640
Mm.

1032
00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:06,150
Big guy, big reach.

1033
00:47:06,180 --> 00:47:08,410
Skinny guys fight
till they're burger.

1034
00:47:08,490 --> 00:47:09,890
Fuck.

1035
00:47:12,090 --> 00:47:14,820
Hey. Even the Mona Lisa's
falling apart.

1036
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,060
[Ring]

1037
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:25,190
Hello.

1038
00:47:25,270 --> 00:47:26,260
[Marla] Where have
you been

1039
00:47:26,340 --> 00:47:28,200
the last 8 weeks?

1040
00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:29,540
Marla?

1041
00:47:29,610 --> 00:47:30,940
[Chop Socky Yell]

1042
00:47:32,740 --> 00:47:34,210
How'd you find me?

1043
00:47:34,250 --> 00:47:35,680
You left that
forwarding number.

1044
00:47:35,750 --> 00:47:38,580
I haven't seen you
in any support groups.

1045
00:47:38,650 --> 00:47:40,120
We split them up.

1046
00:47:40,180 --> 00:47:42,150
That was the idea,
remember?

1047
00:47:42,190 --> 00:47:44,980
Yeah, but you haven't
been going to yours.

1048
00:47:45,090 --> 00:47:46,750
How do you know?

1049
00:47:46,820 --> 00:47:48,550
I cheated.

1050
00:47:48,630 --> 00:47:50,420
I found a new one.

1051
00:47:50,490 --> 00:47:52,260
Really?

1052
00:47:52,330 --> 00:47:53,320
It's for men only.

1053
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:54,990
Like the testicle thing?

1054
00:47:55,100 --> 00:47:56,190
Waaah!

1055
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:00,770
Look, this is a bad time.

1056
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:03,330
I've been going
to Debtors Anonymous.

1057
00:48:03,410 --> 00:48:05,500
You wanna see some
really fucked up people?

1058
00:48:05,580 --> 00:48:06,940
I'm just on my way out.

1059
00:48:07,010 --> 00:48:07,940
Me, too.

1060
00:48:08,010 --> 00:48:09,000
I've got a stomachful
of Xanax.

1061
00:48:09,110 --> 00:48:11,810
I took what was left
of a bottle.

1062
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:13,940
It might have been
too much.

1063
00:48:14,020 --> 00:48:15,780
[Narrator] Just picture
watching Marla Singer

1064
00:48:15,850 --> 00:48:17,750
throw herself around
her crummy apartment.

1065
00:48:17,890 --> 00:48:19,860
But this isn't a
for-real suicide thing.

1066
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:22,290
This is probably one of
those cry-for-help things.

1067
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:23,790
[Narrator] This could
go on for hours.

1068
00:48:23,860 --> 00:48:25,290
So you're staying in
tonight, then?

1069
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:26,800
Do you wanna wait

1070
00:48:26,860 --> 00:48:28,230
and hear me
describe death?

1071
00:48:28,300 --> 00:48:29,730
Do you wanna listen

1072
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:33,170
and see if my spirit
can use a phone?

1073
00:48:34,710 --> 00:48:37,640
Have you ever heard
a death rattle before?

1074
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,530
[Narrator]
Tyler's door was closed.

1075
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:07,160
I'd been living here
for 2 months,

1076
00:49:07,240 --> 00:49:08,730
and Tyler's door
was never closed.

1077
00:49:10,910 --> 00:49:13,040
[Footsteps On Stairs]

1078
00:49:15,010 --> 00:49:17,210
You won't believe this dream
I had last night.

1079
00:49:17,250 --> 00:49:20,220
Yeah, I can hardly believe
anything about last night.

1080
00:49:26,220 --> 00:49:28,950
[Gargling]

1081
00:49:29,030 --> 00:49:29,990
[Chuckles]

1082
00:49:30,090 --> 00:49:31,990
What... What are you
doing here?

1083
00:49:35,730 --> 00:49:36,860
What?

1084
00:49:36,930 --> 00:49:39,330
This is my house. What are
you doing in my house?

1085
00:49:41,870 --> 00:49:42,840
Fuck you.

1086
00:49:56,720 --> 00:49:58,350
Ha ha! Ohh...

1087
00:49:58,420 --> 00:50:01,790
Oh, you got some fucked-up
friends, I'm tellin' you.

1088
00:50:01,860 --> 00:50:02,830
[Chuckling]

1089
00:50:02,890 --> 00:50:04,520
Limber, though...

1090
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:05,890
silly coos.

1091
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:10,030
So, I come in last night.
Phone's off the hook.

1092
00:50:10,100 --> 00:50:11,930
Guess who's
on the other end.

1093
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,160
[Narrator] I already knew the story
before he told it to me.

1094
00:50:17,780 --> 00:50:20,110
Have you ever heard
a death rattle before?

1095
00:50:20,180 --> 00:50:23,040
Do you think it'll
live up to its name?

1096
00:50:23,110 --> 00:50:27,070
Or will it just be
a death... hairball?

1097
00:50:27,180 --> 00:50:28,120
[Coughs]

1098
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:34,090
Prepare...
to evacuate soul.

1099
00:50:36,060 --> 00:50:37,690
[Marla, Continuing]
9...

1100
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:38,730
8...

1101
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:41,130
Now, how could Tyler,
of all people,

1102
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:45,330
think it was a bad thing that
Marla Singer was about to die?

1103
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,300
[Marla] 5...

1104
00:50:47,370 --> 00:50:49,270
4...

1105
00:50:49,340 --> 00:50:51,100
3... Oh, hang on.

1106
00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:58,910
You got here fast.

1107
00:51:00,550 --> 00:51:02,680
Did I call you?

1108
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:05,290
Huh?

1109
00:51:06,420 --> 00:51:07,360
Hey.

1110
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:16,430
The mattress is all sealed
in slippery plastic.

1111
00:51:18,100 --> 00:51:19,590
[Rattling]

1112
00:51:19,700 --> 00:51:22,930
Oh, don't worry.
It's not a threat to you.

1113
00:51:23,010 --> 00:51:25,370
[Siren]

1114
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:26,810
Oh, fuck.

1115
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:29,110
Somebody called the cops.

1116
00:51:29,180 --> 00:51:30,980
[Voices Over Police Radio]

1117
00:51:41,260 --> 00:51:42,620
Hey, where's 513?

1118
00:51:42,690 --> 00:51:45,130
End of the hall.

1119
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:46,660
You know, the girl
who lives there

1120
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:49,100
used to be a charming,
lovely girl.

1121
00:51:49,170 --> 00:51:51,360
She's lost faith
in herself.

1122
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:52,370
Miss Singer!

1123
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:54,230
She's a monster.

1124
00:51:54,340 --> 00:51:55,970
You have every
reason to live!

1125
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:58,470
She's infectious
human waste!

1126
00:51:58,540 --> 00:51:59,470
Miss Singer!

1127
00:51:59,540 --> 00:52:01,510
Good luck
trying to save <i>her!</i>

1128
00:52:08,020 --> 00:52:11,610
If I fall asleep,
I'm done for.

1129
00:52:13,060 --> 00:52:15,960
You're gonna have to
keep me up...

1130
00:52:16,030 --> 00:52:17,990
all... night.

1131
00:52:18,100 --> 00:52:20,460
Un-fucking-believable.
[Coughs]

1132
00:52:20,530 --> 00:52:22,690
[Narrator] He was obviously
able to handle it.

1133
00:52:22,770 --> 00:52:23,930
You know what I mean.
You fucked her.

1134
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:26,500
No, I didn't.

1135
00:52:26,570 --> 00:52:28,040
Never?

1136
00:52:28,140 --> 00:52:29,070
No.

1137
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:31,700
You're not into her,
are you?

1138
00:52:31,780 --> 00:52:34,180
No! God, not at all.

1139
00:52:34,210 --> 00:52:36,580
[Narrator] I am Jack's
raging bile duct.

1140
00:52:36,650 --> 00:52:38,620
Are you sure?
You can tell me.

1141
00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:40,180
Believe me, I'm sure.

1142
00:52:40,250 --> 00:52:41,220
[Narrator] Put a gun
to my head

1143
00:52:41,290 --> 00:52:43,190
and paint the walls
with my brains.

1144
00:52:43,220 --> 00:52:44,450
That's good,
'cause she's a predator

1145
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:45,920
posing
as a house pet.

1146
00:52:45,990 --> 00:52:47,980
Stay away
from that one.

1147
00:52:48,090 --> 00:52:49,920
[Chuckling]

1148
00:52:49,990 --> 00:52:51,430
And the shit that came out
of this woman's mouth

1149
00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:52,430
I ain't never heard.

1150
00:52:52,500 --> 00:52:53,690
My God.

1151
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:56,630
I haven't been fucked
like that since grade school.

1152
00:52:57,740 --> 00:52:58,720
Uhh!

1153
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:00,630
[Narrator] How could
Tyler not go for that?

1154
00:53:00,700 --> 00:53:02,170
The night before last,
he was splicing

1155
00:53:02,210 --> 00:53:04,040
sex organs
into Cinderella.

1156
00:53:04,110 --> 00:53:05,170
Marla doesn't
need a lover.

1157
00:53:05,210 --> 00:53:06,700
She needs
a fucking case worker.

1158
00:53:06,780 --> 00:53:09,410
She needs a wash. And she's
in love with sport fuckin'.

1159
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:11,610
[Narrator] She invaded
my support groups.

1160
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:13,120
Now she'd invaded my home.

1161
00:53:13,180 --> 00:53:15,120
Hey, hey.
Sit down.

1162
00:53:19,420 --> 00:53:22,050
Now, listen. Can't have you
talking to her about me.

1163
00:53:22,130 --> 00:53:23,460
Why would I talk
to her...

1164
00:53:23,530 --> 00:53:25,500
You say anything about me
or what goes on in this house

1165
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:28,930
to her or to anybody,
we're done.

1166
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:30,190
Now, promise me.

1167
00:53:30,230 --> 00:53:31,200
OK.

1168
00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:32,200
You promise?

1169
00:53:32,240 --> 00:53:34,140
- Yeah, I promise.
- Promise.

1170
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:35,670
I just said
I promise.

1171
00:53:35,770 --> 00:53:37,300
That's 3 times
you promised.

1172
00:53:39,780 --> 00:53:41,680
[Narrator] If only I had wasted
a couple of minutes

1173
00:53:41,750 --> 00:53:43,910
and gone to watch
Marla Singer die,

1174
00:53:43,980 --> 00:53:45,510
none of this
would've happened.

1175
00:53:45,620 --> 00:53:48,480
[Marla] Unhh!
Unhh! Unhh!

1176
00:53:48,550 --> 00:53:49,480
Unhh!

1177
00:53:49,550 --> 00:53:50,490
[Loud Thumping]

1178
00:53:50,550 --> 00:53:53,020
Yeah! Oh!
Harder! Harder!

1179
00:53:53,090 --> 00:53:55,060
Yeah! Ooh! Aah!

1180
00:53:55,130 --> 00:53:57,750
Aah! Ohh! Aah!

1181
00:53:57,830 --> 00:54:00,990
[Tyler And Marla
Shouting Passionately]

1182
00:54:01,060 --> 00:54:03,500
I could've moved
to another room...

1183
00:54:03,570 --> 00:54:06,400
on the third floor, where
I might not have heard them.

1184
00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:07,400
[Marla] Oh, baby!

1185
00:54:07,500 --> 00:54:09,130
But I didn't.

1186
00:54:13,580 --> 00:54:16,070
[Marla Moaning
With Pleasure]

1187
00:54:16,180 --> 00:54:17,840
[Thumping And Moaning]

1188
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:18,850
Ohh!

1189
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:22,280
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1190
00:54:22,350 --> 00:54:24,550
Ohh! Ohh! Aaahh!

1191
00:54:24,620 --> 00:54:26,590
Aah! Aah! Aah!

1192
00:54:26,690 --> 00:54:27,920
[Screaming And Thumping]

1193
00:54:27,990 --> 00:54:30,760
- Aah! Ohhh! Ohh!
- [Tyler] Ow!

1194
00:54:30,830 --> 00:54:31,800
[Rattling]

1195
00:54:31,860 --> 00:54:32,790
[Marla] Ohh!

1196
00:54:33,860 --> 00:54:35,490
What are you doin'?

1197
00:54:35,570 --> 00:54:37,930
Just goin' to bed.

1198
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:38,930
[Marla Moans]

1199
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:40,400
Want to
finish her off?

1200
00:54:40,500 --> 00:54:41,400
Uhh... oh!

1201
00:54:41,510 --> 00:54:42,490
[Clattering]

1202
00:54:42,610 --> 00:54:43,540
No.

1203
00:54:43,610 --> 00:54:44,540
No, thank you.

1204
00:54:44,610 --> 00:54:46,540
[Marla] I found
the cigarettes.

1205
00:54:46,610 --> 00:54:48,870
Who are you
talking to?

1206
00:54:48,950 --> 00:54:50,000
Shut up.

1207
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:53,050
I became the calm little
center of the world.

1208
00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:54,340
[Moaning
And Thumping]

1209
00:54:54,420 --> 00:54:56,010
I was the Zen master.

1210
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:57,810
[Tyler] Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1211
00:55:01,230 --> 00:55:03,990
I wrote little haiku poems.

1212
00:55:04,060 --> 00:55:05,790
I e-mailed them to everyone.

1213
00:55:07,060 --> 00:55:08,260
Is that your blood?

1214
00:55:10,730 --> 00:55:12,130
Some of it, yeah.

1215
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:13,690
You can't smoke
in here.

1216
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:14,860
[Snickers]

1217
00:55:14,940 --> 00:55:17,200
Take the rest
of the day off.

1218
00:55:17,240 --> 00:55:19,840
Come back Monday
with some clean clothes.

1219
00:55:19,910 --> 00:55:21,310
Get yourself together.

1220
00:55:21,380 --> 00:55:24,470
[Narrator] I got right in
everyone's hostile little face.

1221
00:55:24,580 --> 00:55:26,850
Yes, these are bruises
from fighting.

1222
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:29,010
Yes, I'm comfortable with that.

1223
00:55:29,090 --> 00:55:30,550
I... am enlightened.

1224
00:55:33,220 --> 00:55:34,950
You give up
the condo life...

1225
00:55:35,030 --> 00:55:37,860
give up all your
flaming worldly possessions...

1226
00:55:37,930 --> 00:55:39,620
go live
in a dilapidated house

1227
00:55:39,700 --> 00:55:41,820
in a toxic waste
part of town...

1228
00:55:41,900 --> 00:55:44,200
and you have to
come home to this.

1229
00:55:44,230 --> 00:55:45,500
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1230
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:48,590
[Telephone Rings]

1231
00:55:48,710 --> 00:55:51,270
[Tyler And Marla
Moaning And Shouting]

1232
00:55:51,340 --> 00:55:53,400
[Marla] Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1233
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:56,110
[Ring]

1234
00:55:56,180 --> 00:55:57,110
Hello?

1235
00:55:57,180 --> 00:55:58,510
Yes. This is
Detective Stern

1236
00:55:58,620 --> 00:56:00,410
with the Arson Unit.

1237
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:01,710
We have
some new information

1238
00:56:01,790 --> 00:56:04,150
about the incident
at your former condo.

1239
00:56:04,220 --> 00:56:05,190
Yes?

1240
00:56:05,290 --> 00:56:06,450
I don't know
if you're aware,

1241
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:08,890
but it seems that
someone sprayed freon

1242
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:10,220
into your front door
lock,

1243
00:56:10,290 --> 00:56:13,630
then tapped it with a chisel
to shatter the cylinder.

1244
00:56:13,700 --> 00:56:15,220
No, I wasn't aware
of that at all.

1245
00:56:15,330 --> 00:56:17,200
[Narrator]
I am Jack's cold sweat.

1246
00:56:17,300 --> 00:56:19,390
Does this sound
strange to you?

1247
00:56:19,500 --> 00:56:21,400
Uh, yes, sir.
Strange. Very strange.

1248
00:56:21,470 --> 00:56:22,400
The dynamite...

1249
00:56:22,470 --> 00:56:23,400
Dynamite?

1250
00:56:23,470 --> 00:56:24,500
left a residue

1251
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:27,740
of ammonium oxylate
potassium chloride.

1252
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:29,810
Do you know
what this means?

1253
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:31,310
No. What
does it mean?

1254
00:56:31,380 --> 00:56:33,280
It means it was
homemade.

1255
00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:36,010
I'm sorry.
This is just coming

1256
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:37,640
as quite a shock
to me, sir.

1257
00:56:37,750 --> 00:56:39,720
See, whoever set
this homemade dynamite

1258
00:56:39,790 --> 00:56:41,280
could've blown out
your pilot light

1259
00:56:41,390 --> 00:56:43,260
days before
the actual explosion.

1260
00:56:43,330 --> 00:56:45,190
The gas was
just the detonator.

1261
00:56:45,230 --> 00:56:46,660
Who would go and do
such a thing?

1262
00:56:46,730 --> 00:56:47,960
I'll ask the questions.

1263
00:56:48,070 --> 00:56:50,260
Tell him.
Tell him the liberator

1264
00:56:50,370 --> 00:56:53,100
who destroyed my property
has realigned my perception.

1265
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:54,830
[Detective] Excuse me.
Are you there?

1266
00:56:54,940 --> 00:56:56,870
No, I am listening.
It's a little hard to know

1267
00:56:56,940 --> 00:56:58,270
what to make
of all this.

1268
00:56:58,340 --> 00:57:00,440
Have you recently made
enemies with anyone

1269
00:57:00,540 --> 00:57:02,880
who might have access
to homemade dynamite?

1270
00:57:02,950 --> 00:57:04,000
- Enemies?
- Reject the basic

1271
00:57:04,110 --> 00:57:05,510
assumption of civilization,

1272
00:57:05,580 --> 00:57:07,350
especially the importance
of material possessions.

1273
00:57:07,450 --> 00:57:08,920
[Detective]
Son, this is serious.

1274
00:57:08,990 --> 00:57:10,320
Yes, I know
it's serious.

1275
00:57:10,390 --> 00:57:11,320
I mean that.

1276
00:57:11,390 --> 00:57:12,980
Yes,
it's very serious.

1277
00:57:13,090 --> 00:57:16,030
Look, nobody takes this
more seriously than me.

1278
00:57:16,090 --> 00:57:18,320
That condo was my life.

1279
00:57:18,430 --> 00:57:22,360
OK? I loved every stick
of furniture in that place.

1280
00:57:22,470 --> 00:57:24,370
That was not just
a bunch of stuff

1281
00:57:24,430 --> 00:57:25,490
that got destroyed.

1282
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:26,630
It was me!

1283
00:57:26,740 --> 00:57:28,170
[Narrator] I'd like
to thank the Academy.

1284
00:57:28,210 --> 00:57:29,870
Is this not
a good time for you?

1285
00:57:29,970 --> 00:57:31,700
Just tell him
you fuckin' did it.

1286
00:57:31,810 --> 00:57:32,740
Shhh!

1287
00:57:32,810 --> 00:57:34,280
Tell him you
blew it all up.

1288
00:57:34,380 --> 00:57:36,940
That's what
he wants to hear.

1289
00:57:37,050 --> 00:57:38,240
Are you still there?

1290
00:57:38,350 --> 00:57:40,940
Wait. Are you saying
that I'm a suspect?

1291
00:57:41,050 --> 00:57:43,580
No, no. I may need to talk
to you a little further,

1292
00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:45,620
so how about you just lettin' me
know if you're gonna leave town?

1293
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:46,780
OK?

1294
00:57:46,890 --> 00:57:47,950
OK.

1295
00:57:51,530 --> 00:57:52,720
[Narrator] Except
for their humping,

1296
00:57:52,830 --> 00:57:55,530
Tyler and Marla were
never in the same room.

1297
00:57:55,630 --> 00:57:58,660
My parents pulled this
exact same act for years.

1298
00:57:58,770 --> 00:58:02,570
The condom is the glass slipper
of our generation.

1299
00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:05,570
You slip one on
when you meet a stranger.

1300
00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:08,080
You... dance
all night.

1301
00:58:08,150 --> 00:58:10,240
Then you
throw it away.

1302
00:58:10,350 --> 00:58:12,780
The condom, I mean.
Not the stranger.

1303
00:58:14,180 --> 00:58:15,620
What?

1304
00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:16,710
[Chuckles]

1305
00:58:20,490 --> 00:58:23,250
I got this dress
at a thrift store for $1.00.

1306
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:25,260
It was worth
every penny.

1307
00:58:25,330 --> 00:58:27,230
It's a bridesmaid's dress.

1308
00:58:29,270 --> 00:58:31,760
Someone loved it...
intensely

1309
00:58:31,870 --> 00:58:34,270
for one day...

1310
00:58:34,340 --> 00:58:35,830
then tossed it.

1311
00:58:37,940 --> 00:58:40,100
Like a Christmas tree...

1312
00:58:40,210 --> 00:58:41,640
so special...

1313
00:58:42,950 --> 00:58:45,440
then... bam...

1314
00:58:45,550 --> 00:58:48,110
it's on the side
of the road...

1315
00:58:48,220 --> 00:58:50,410
tinsel still
clinging to it...

1316
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:55,260
like a sex crime victim...

1317
00:58:55,330 --> 00:58:57,850
underwear inside out...

1318
00:58:57,960 --> 00:58:59,790
bound with electrical tape.

1319
00:58:59,860 --> 00:59:01,090
Well, then it suits you.

1320
00:59:02,330 --> 00:59:04,160
You can borrow it
sometime.

1321
00:59:09,310 --> 00:59:11,540
[Marla Clumps
Up The Stairs]

1322
00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:12,900
Get rid of her.

1323
00:59:14,180 --> 00:59:15,370
Why can't you
get rid of her?

1324
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:16,610
Don't mention me.

1325
00:59:16,710 --> 00:59:18,200
[Narrator]
I'm 6 years old again,

1326
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:20,510
passing messages
between parents.

1327
00:59:24,490 --> 00:59:26,080
I really think it's time
you got out of here.

1328
00:59:26,190 --> 00:59:27,350
Don't worry.
I'm leaving.

1329
00:59:27,460 --> 00:59:28,390
Not that we don't love
your little visits.

1330
00:59:28,460 --> 00:59:29,890
You are such
a nut case.

1331
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:31,430
I can't even begin
to keep up.

1332
00:59:33,460 --> 00:59:36,230
 Gotta get off 

1333
00:59:36,330 --> 00:59:37,390
Thanks. Bye.

1334
00:59:37,500 --> 00:59:43,340
 Gotta get off
this merry-go-round 

1335
00:59:44,510 --> 00:59:48,380
[Continues Singing,
Indistinctly]

1336
00:59:48,450 --> 00:59:50,470
 Gotta get on where 

1337
00:59:50,580 --> 00:59:52,570
[Chuckling]

1338
00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:54,120
You kids.

1339
00:59:54,180 --> 00:59:57,350
Wh... Why do you still
waste time with her?

1340
00:59:59,690 --> 01:00:01,180
I'll say this
about Marla...

1341
01:00:01,260 --> 01:00:03,350
at least she's tryin'
to hit bottom.

1342
01:00:03,460 --> 01:00:04,830
What, and I'm not?

1343
01:00:04,900 --> 01:00:05,950
Stickin' feathers
up your butt

1344
01:00:06,060 --> 01:00:07,050
does not make you
a chicken.

1345
01:00:08,530 --> 01:00:09,900
What are we doin' tonight?

1346
01:00:09,970 --> 01:00:11,590
- Tonight?
- Yeah.

1347
01:00:11,700 --> 01:00:13,670
We make soap.

1348
01:00:13,770 --> 01:00:14,860
Really.

1349
01:00:14,970 --> 01:00:16,000
To make soap,
first we render fat.

1350
01:00:36,530 --> 01:00:38,390
The salt balance
has to be just right,

1351
01:00:38,460 --> 01:00:41,190
so the best fat for making
soap comes from humans.

1352
01:00:42,300 --> 01:00:43,490
Wait.
What is this place?

1353
01:00:43,570 --> 01:00:45,060
A liposuction clinic.

1354
01:00:53,380 --> 01:00:54,430
Aha! Pay dirt.

1355
01:00:55,550 --> 01:00:58,670
The richest, creamiest fat
in the world.

1356
01:00:58,750 --> 01:01:00,180
Fat of the land.

1357
01:01:07,590 --> 01:01:08,520
Come on.

1358
01:01:13,130 --> 01:01:14,620
Oh, God! Oh!

1359
01:01:14,700 --> 01:01:16,330
Get another one.
Unhh!

1360
01:01:22,940 --> 01:01:25,030
As the fat renders, the tallows
float to the surface.

1361
01:01:25,110 --> 01:01:26,870
Like in Boy Scouts.

1362
01:01:26,940 --> 01:01:29,310
I can imagine you
as a Boy Scout.

1363
01:01:29,380 --> 01:01:30,370
Keep stirrin'.

1364
01:01:33,350 --> 01:01:34,650
Once the tallow hardens,

1365
01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:36,950
we skim off
a layer of glycerin.

1366
01:01:37,020 --> 01:01:39,320
If you were to add nitric
acid, you got nitroglycerin.

1367
01:01:39,390 --> 01:01:40,650
If you were then to add
sodium nitrate

1368
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:43,350
and a dash of sawdust,
you got dynamite.

1369
01:01:43,430 --> 01:01:45,220
Yeah, with enough soap,

1370
01:01:45,300 --> 01:01:47,590
we could blow up
just about anything.

1371
01:01:47,660 --> 01:01:49,600
[Narrator] Tyler was full
of useful information.

1372
01:01:49,670 --> 01:01:52,100
Now, ancient peoples found
that clothes got cleaner

1373
01:01:52,170 --> 01:01:53,970
when they washed them at a
certain point in the river.

1374
01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:55,560
- You know why?
- No.

1375
01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:00,800
Human sacrifices
were once made

1376
01:02:00,910 --> 01:02:02,240
on the hills
above this river.

1377
01:02:02,310 --> 01:02:04,470
Bodies burned. Water seeped
into the wood and ashes

1378
01:02:04,550 --> 01:02:06,210
to create lye.

1379
01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:08,580
This is lye,
the crucial ingredient.

1380
01:02:08,650 --> 01:02:10,380
Once it mixed with the
melted fat of bodies,

1381
01:02:10,450 --> 01:02:11,940
a thick, white,
soapy discharge

1382
01:02:12,020 --> 01:02:14,390
crept into the river.
May I see your hand, please?

1383
01:02:20,460 --> 01:02:21,400
[Loud Kiss]

1384
01:02:22,530 --> 01:02:23,730
What is this?

1385
01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:25,230
This... is chemical burn.

1386
01:02:25,300 --> 01:02:26,390
Uh... Aah! Aah!

1387
01:02:26,470 --> 01:02:28,330
It'll hurt more than
you've ever been burned,

1388
01:02:28,410 --> 01:02:30,000
and you will have
a scar.

1389
01:02:30,070 --> 01:02:33,440
[Narrator] If meditation worked for
cancer, it could work for this.

1390
01:02:33,510 --> 01:02:35,270
Stay with the pain.
Don't shove to center.

1391
01:02:35,350 --> 01:02:37,010
No, no! Oh, God!

1392
01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:38,450
Look at your hand.

1393
01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:39,880
The first soap was made
from the ashes of heroes,

1394
01:02:39,980 --> 01:02:41,510
like the first monkey
shot into space.

1395
01:02:41,580 --> 01:02:43,250
Without pain,
without sacrifice,

1396
01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:44,620
we would have nothin'.

1397
01:02:44,690 --> 01:02:47,620
I tried not to think of the
the words "sear" or "flesh."

1398
01:02:47,690 --> 01:02:49,220
Stop it!
This is your pain.

1399
01:02:49,290 --> 01:02:50,850
This is your burning
hand. It's right here.

1400
01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:52,020
I'm going to my cave.

1401
01:02:52,100 --> 01:02:53,620
I'm going to my cave
and find my power animal.

1402
01:02:53,700 --> 01:02:56,760
No! Don't deal with it the way
those dead people do!

1403
01:02:56,830 --> 01:02:57,770
Come on!

1404
01:02:57,830 --> 01:02:59,030
I get the point!
OK! Please!

1405
01:02:59,100 --> 01:03:00,660
No. What you're feeling
is premature enlightenment.

1406
01:03:05,340 --> 01:03:07,210
This is the greatest moment
of your life, man,

1407
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:10,300
and you're off
somewhere...

1408
01:03:10,380 --> 01:03:11,850
Shut up.

1409
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:13,380
Our fathers were
our models for God.

1410
01:03:13,450 --> 01:03:14,710
If our fathers bailed,

1411
01:03:14,780 --> 01:03:16,580
what does that
tell you about God?

1412
01:03:16,650 --> 01:03:17,590
No, no.

1413
01:03:17,650 --> 01:03:19,350
Listen to me.

1414
01:03:19,420 --> 01:03:21,360
You have to consider
the possibility

1415
01:03:21,420 --> 01:03:23,480
that God
does not like you,

1416
01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:24,620
He never wanted you.

1417
01:03:24,690 --> 01:03:27,090
In all probability,
He hates you.

1418
01:03:27,160 --> 01:03:28,990
This is not the worst thing
that can happen.

1419
01:03:29,070 --> 01:03:30,730
We don't need Him.

1420
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:31,820
We don't! I agree!

1421
01:03:31,900 --> 01:03:33,700
Fuck damnation, man.
Fuck redemption.

1422
01:03:33,770 --> 01:03:35,200
We are God's
unwanted children?

1423
01:03:35,270 --> 01:03:36,360
So be it!

1424
01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:37,740
[Shouting
Incomprehensibly]

1425
01:03:37,810 --> 01:03:39,640
Listen! You can run
water over your hand

1426
01:03:39,710 --> 01:03:42,040
to make it worse, or...
look at me...

1427
01:03:42,110 --> 01:03:44,340
or you can use vinegar
to neutralize the burn.

1428
01:03:44,410 --> 01:03:45,640
Please let me have
some! Please!

1429
01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:47,340
First you have to
give up.

1430
01:03:47,420 --> 01:03:50,720
First you have to know,
not fear,

1431
01:03:50,790 --> 01:03:53,690
know that someday
you're gonna die.

1432
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:55,520
You don't know
how this feels!

1433
01:03:55,590 --> 01:03:56,520
[Sobbing]

1434
01:04:00,900 --> 01:04:02,090
It's only after
we've lost everything

1435
01:04:02,170 --> 01:04:04,190
that we're free
to do anything.

1436
01:04:06,170 --> 01:04:07,100
OK.

1437
01:04:22,350 --> 01:04:23,610
Congratulations.

1438
01:04:23,690 --> 01:04:26,550
You're one step closer
to hitting bottom.

1439
01:04:29,060 --> 01:04:31,190
[Narrator] Tyler sold his soap
to department stores

1440
01:04:31,230 --> 01:04:32,990
at $20 a bar.

1441
01:04:33,100 --> 01:04:34,430
God knows
what <i>they</i> charged.

1442
01:04:34,500 --> 01:04:37,190
This is
the best soap.

1443
01:04:37,230 --> 01:04:38,760
Why, thank you,
Suzie.

1444
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:40,330
[Narrator]
It was beautiful.

1445
01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:41,800
We were selling rich women

1446
01:04:41,870 --> 01:04:44,200
their own fat asses
back to them.

1447
01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:47,300
He was wearing
his yellow tie.

1448
01:04:47,380 --> 01:04:49,970
I didn't even wear a tie
to work anymore.

1449
01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:51,640
"The first rule
of Fight Club

1450
01:04:51,710 --> 01:04:53,410
is you don't talk
about Fight Club"?

1451
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:55,180
[Narrator]
I'm half asleep again.

1452
01:04:55,220 --> 01:04:57,080
I must've left the original
in the copy machine.

1453
01:04:57,150 --> 01:04:59,620
"The second rule of Fight Club..."
Is this yours?

1454
01:04:59,690 --> 01:05:01,420
Huh?

1455
01:05:01,490 --> 01:05:02,980
Pretend you're me.

1456
01:05:03,090 --> 01:05:04,820
Make a managerial
decision.

1457
01:05:04,890 --> 01:05:07,520
You find this.
What would you do?

1458
01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:14,200
Well, I gotta tell ya...

1459
01:05:14,240 --> 01:05:17,760
I'd be very, very careful
who you talk to about that.

1460
01:05:17,840 --> 01:05:19,540
Because the person
who wrote that...

1461
01:05:19,610 --> 01:05:21,340
is dangerous.

1462
01:05:21,410 --> 01:05:24,310
And this buttoned-down,
oxford-cloth psycho

1463
01:05:24,380 --> 01:05:25,940
might just snap

1464
01:05:26,020 --> 01:05:28,610
and then stalk
from office to office

1465
01:05:28,690 --> 01:05:32,380
with an Armilade AR-10
carbine gas-powered

1466
01:05:32,460 --> 01:05:34,010
semi-automatic weapon,

1467
01:05:34,120 --> 01:05:35,960
pumping round
after round

1468
01:05:36,030 --> 01:05:37,930
into colleagues
and coworkers.

1469
01:05:39,230 --> 01:05:42,630
This might be someone
you've known for years...

1470
01:05:42,700 --> 01:05:46,070
someone very...
very... close to you.

1471
01:05:46,170 --> 01:05:49,230
[Narrator] Tyler's words
coming out of my mouth.

1472
01:05:51,010 --> 01:05:52,770
And I used to be
such a nice guy.

1473
01:05:52,840 --> 01:05:55,140
Maybe you shouldn't bring me
every little piece of trash

1474
01:05:55,180 --> 01:05:56,810
you happen to pick up.

1475
01:05:56,880 --> 01:05:58,370
[Telephone Rings]

1476
01:05:59,620 --> 01:06:01,480
Liability.

1477
01:06:01,550 --> 01:06:03,250
My tit's gonna rot off.

1478
01:06:05,220 --> 01:06:06,750
Will you excuse me?
I need to take this.

1479
01:06:13,060 --> 01:06:14,460
What're you talking about?

1480
01:06:14,530 --> 01:06:16,730
I need you to check and see
if there's a lump in my breast.

1481
01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:18,430
Go to a hospital.

1482
01:06:18,500 --> 01:06:20,700
I can't afford to throw money
away on a doctor.

1483
01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:23,970
I don't know
about this, Marla.

1484
01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:25,740
Please?

1485
01:06:25,810 --> 01:06:27,540
[Narrator] She didn't
call Tyler.

1486
01:06:27,610 --> 01:06:29,770
I'm neutral in her book.

1487
01:06:32,020 --> 01:06:33,110
That's nice.

1488
01:06:33,180 --> 01:06:34,740
Taking food
to Mrs...

1489
01:06:34,820 --> 01:06:36,180
Hannaburr,
Mrs. Raines?

1490
01:06:36,250 --> 01:06:37,620
Who are they...
exactly?

1491
01:06:37,690 --> 01:06:39,450
Tragically,
they're dead.

1492
01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:41,320
I'm alive,
and I'm in poverty.

1493
01:06:41,390 --> 01:06:42,360
You want any?

1494
01:06:42,430 --> 01:06:43,360
No. No.

1495
01:06:43,430 --> 01:06:44,720
I got one for you.

1496
01:06:44,790 --> 01:06:46,160
Thanks for the thought.

1497
01:06:48,060 --> 01:06:50,330
What happened
to your hand?

1498
01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:51,560
Uh... nothin'.

1499
01:06:52,670 --> 01:06:53,600
Right there.

1500
01:06:53,670 --> 01:06:54,600
Uhh.

1501
01:06:55,910 --> 01:06:57,340
Feel anything?

1502
01:06:57,410 --> 01:06:58,340
No.

1503
01:06:58,410 --> 01:06:59,670
Well, make sure.

1504
01:07:01,580 --> 01:07:03,670
OK, I'm...
I'm pretty sure.

1505
01:07:03,750 --> 01:07:04,800
You feel nothing.

1506
01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:06,910
No. Nothing.

1507
01:07:08,920 --> 01:07:10,850
Well, that's a relief.

1508
01:07:10,920 --> 01:07:12,180
Thank you.

1509
01:07:12,260 --> 01:07:14,190
Uh, um...
no problem.

1510
01:07:14,260 --> 01:07:16,380
I wish I could
return the favor.

1511
01:07:16,460 --> 01:07:18,550
There's not a lot of breast cancer
in the men in my family.

1512
01:07:18,630 --> 01:07:20,060
Could check
your prostate.

1513
01:07:20,130 --> 01:07:22,120
I think I'm OK.

1514
01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:24,130
Well, thanks, anyway.

1515
01:07:29,210 --> 01:07:30,430
Are we done?

1516
01:07:30,510 --> 01:07:33,870
Yeah, we're done.
See you... around.

1517
01:07:51,190 --> 01:07:52,160
Cornelius?

1518
01:07:53,330 --> 01:07:54,230
Cornelius!

1519
01:07:55,730 --> 01:07:57,030
It's me...

1520
01:07:57,100 --> 01:07:58,470
Bob!

1521
01:07:58,530 --> 01:07:59,930
Hey... Bob.

1522
01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:03,500
Hey. Uhh!

1523
01:08:03,570 --> 01:08:04,770
We all thought
you were dead.

1524
01:08:04,840 --> 01:08:07,000
No, no. Still here.
[Chuckles]

1525
01:08:07,080 --> 01:08:09,010
How are <i>you,</i> Bob?

1526
01:08:09,080 --> 01:08:10,910
Better than I've ever been
in my whole life.

1527
01:08:10,980 --> 01:08:13,680
Really. You still
remaining men together?

1528
01:08:13,750 --> 01:08:15,840
No, no. I got somethin'
so much better now.

1529
01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:17,410
Really.
What is it?

1530
01:08:18,890 --> 01:08:20,620
Well...

1531
01:08:20,690 --> 01:08:22,780
first rule is...

1532
01:08:22,860 --> 01:08:24,690
I'm not supposed
to talk about it.

1533
01:08:25,830 --> 01:08:27,190
And the second rule is,

1534
01:08:27,230 --> 01:08:28,990
I'm not supposed
to talk about it.

1535
01:08:29,070 --> 01:08:30,660
And the third
rule is...

1536
01:08:30,730 --> 01:08:33,130
Bob. Bob.
I'm a member.

1537
01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:35,730
Look at my face, Bob.

1538
01:08:35,810 --> 01:08:37,800
[Laughing]

1539
01:08:37,870 --> 01:08:40,040
That's fuckin'...
That's fuckin' great.

1540
01:08:40,110 --> 01:08:42,040
I've... I've
never seen you there.

1541
01:08:42,110 --> 01:08:43,840
I go Tuesdays
and Thursdays.

1542
01:08:43,910 --> 01:08:45,880
I go Saturday.

1543
01:08:45,950 --> 01:08:47,210
Congratulations.

1544
01:08:48,350 --> 01:08:50,380
Yeah. Hey,
to both of us, right?

1545
01:08:50,450 --> 01:08:52,180
Have you heard about the guy
that invented this thing?

1546
01:08:52,220 --> 01:08:53,880
Well, uh,
yeah, actually. I...

1547
01:08:53,960 --> 01:08:56,150
I hear all kinds
of things.

1548
01:08:56,190 --> 01:09:00,490
Supposedly... he was born
in a mental institution.

1549
01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:04,160
And he sleeps only
one hour a night.

1550
01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:05,570
He's a great man.

1551
01:09:05,640 --> 01:09:06,570
Oh...

1552
01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:08,900
Do you know
about Tyler Durden?

1553
01:09:11,410 --> 01:09:13,530
[Spectators Shouting
And Hollering]

1554
01:09:17,950 --> 01:09:19,470
Ha ha ha!

1555
01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:26,040
Take him down!

1556
01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:27,750
Take him down!

1557
01:09:27,820 --> 01:09:29,190
Take him down!

1558
01:09:34,330 --> 01:09:36,630
I didn't hurt you,
did I?

1559
01:09:36,700 --> 01:09:39,260
Actually, you did.

1560
01:09:39,340 --> 01:09:40,960
Thank you for this.

1561
01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:43,160
Thank you, thank you,
thank you.

1562
01:09:43,210 --> 01:09:44,170
[Narrator]
Fight Club.

1563
01:09:44,210 --> 01:09:46,140
Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob.

1564
01:09:46,210 --> 01:09:47,800
This was mine
and Tyler's gift...

1565
01:09:47,940 --> 01:09:50,070
our gift to the world.

1566
01:09:50,150 --> 01:09:51,980
Look around. Look around.

1567
01:09:52,050 --> 01:09:53,950
I see a lot
of new faces.

1568
01:09:54,020 --> 01:09:54,950
- Ha ha!
- Ha ha!

1569
01:09:55,020 --> 01:09:56,010
Shut up!

1570
01:09:57,290 --> 01:09:59,150
Which means a lot of you

1571
01:09:59,220 --> 01:10:02,120
have been breaking
the first 2 rules of Fight Club.

1572
01:10:10,370 --> 01:10:11,660
Man, I see in Fight Club

1573
01:10:11,730 --> 01:10:14,600
the strongest and smartest
men who've ever lived.

1574
01:10:14,670 --> 01:10:17,160
I see all this
potential.

1575
01:10:17,210 --> 01:10:18,540
And I see squandering.

1576
01:10:19,910 --> 01:10:21,000
God damn it.

1577
01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:24,010
An entire generation
pumping gas...

1578
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:25,570
waiting tables...

1579
01:10:25,650 --> 01:10:27,580
slaves with white collars.

1580
01:10:30,390 --> 01:10:33,480
Advertising has its taste
in cars and clothes...

1581
01:10:33,560 --> 01:10:36,790
working jobs we hate so we can
buy shit we don't need.

1582
01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:43,190
We're the middle children
of history, man.

1583
01:10:43,230 --> 01:10:45,700
No purpose or place.

1584
01:10:45,770 --> 01:10:49,200
We have no Great War...
no Great Depression.

1585
01:10:51,770 --> 01:10:54,540
Our Great War's
a spiritual war.

1586
01:10:54,610 --> 01:10:57,840
Our Great Depression
is our lives.

1587
01:11:01,780 --> 01:11:03,220
We've all been raised
on television

1588
01:11:03,250 --> 01:11:05,220
to believe that one day
we'd all be millionaires

1589
01:11:05,250 --> 01:11:07,750
and movie gods
and rock stars.

1590
01:11:07,820 --> 01:11:09,550
But we won't.

1591
01:11:09,630 --> 01:11:11,530
We're slowly learning
that fact.

1592
01:11:12,860 --> 01:11:15,490
And we're very,
very pissed off.

1593
01:11:15,570 --> 01:11:16,500
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1594
01:11:16,570 --> 01:11:18,400
[The Men Murmur]

1595
01:11:20,500 --> 01:11:23,870
First rule of Fight Club is
you do not talk about...

1596
01:11:24,450 --> 01:11:25,810
[Loud Banging]

1597
01:11:29,850 --> 01:11:31,120
Who are you?

1598
01:11:32,260 --> 01:11:33,480
Who am I?

1599
01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:34,620
Yeah.

1600
01:11:36,130 --> 01:11:37,150
There's a sign
in the front

1601
01:11:37,230 --> 01:11:38,290
that says
"Lou's Tavern."

1602
01:11:39,430 --> 01:11:41,620
I'm fuckin' Lou.

1603
01:11:41,700 --> 01:11:43,330
Who the fuck are you?

1604
01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:45,390
Tyler Durden.

1605
01:11:48,740 --> 01:11:51,400
Who told you motherfuckers
that you could use my place?

1606
01:11:51,480 --> 01:11:53,440
We have a deal
worked out with Irvin.

1607
01:11:53,510 --> 01:11:54,530
Irvin?

1608
01:11:54,610 --> 01:11:57,140
Irvin's at home with
a broken collarbone.

1609
01:11:57,210 --> 01:11:58,810
He don't own
this place.

1610
01:11:58,880 --> 01:11:59,810
I do.

1611
01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:03,910
How much money is he
gettin' for this?

1612
01:12:03,990 --> 01:12:05,280
There <i>is</i> no money.

1613
01:12:05,360 --> 01:12:07,920
- Really. Ain't that somethin'?
- Free to all.

1614
01:12:07,990 --> 01:12:09,860
It is, actually.

1615
01:12:09,930 --> 01:12:12,420
Look, stupid fuck...

1616
01:12:12,500 --> 01:12:13,960
I want everybody
outta here right now.

1617
01:12:14,060 --> 01:12:17,300
Hey. You should
join our club.

1618
01:12:18,640 --> 01:12:20,070
Did you hear
what I just said?

1619
01:12:20,140 --> 01:12:21,870
You and your friend.

1620
01:12:21,940 --> 01:12:23,740
Oomp!

1621
01:12:23,810 --> 01:12:24,870
Uhh!

1622
01:12:24,940 --> 01:12:26,840
You hear me now?!

1623
01:12:28,410 --> 01:12:30,570
No, I didn't quite
catch that, Lou.

1624
01:12:30,650 --> 01:12:31,710
Ooh!

1625
01:12:31,750 --> 01:12:32,720
Pfft!

1626
01:12:34,450 --> 01:12:35,380
Ohhh...

1627
01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:38,720
Still not gettin' it.

1628
01:12:39,890 --> 01:12:41,590
Aah! OK, OK, OK.
I got it.

1629
01:12:41,660 --> 01:12:44,090
I got it. I got it.
Shit, I lost it.

1630
01:12:44,160 --> 01:12:45,720
Ooh!

1631
01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:46,920
Back! All of you!

1632
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:48,930
[Gun Cocks]

1633
01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:50,090
Everybody back.

1634
01:12:52,340 --> 01:12:54,200
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

1635
01:12:56,140 --> 01:12:58,370
Ha ha ha ha ha!

1636
01:12:58,440 --> 01:13:00,470
Aw, Lou...

1637
01:13:00,540 --> 01:13:02,540
Come on, man.

1638
01:13:02,610 --> 01:13:04,140
We really like
this place.

1639
01:13:05,580 --> 01:13:06,980
Ohh!

1640
01:13:07,050 --> 01:13:11,950
[Tyler Half Sobs,
Half Laughs Hysterically]

1641
01:13:12,020 --> 01:13:13,180
Ohhh...

1642
01:13:13,260 --> 01:13:16,250
- That's right, Lou, get it...
- Shut the fuck up!

1643
01:13:16,330 --> 01:13:18,060
Oh, yeah!

1644
01:13:18,160 --> 01:13:20,690
Yeah! Ha ha ha ha ha!

1645
01:13:20,730 --> 01:13:22,960
Ho ho ho ha ha ha!

1646
01:13:23,030 --> 01:13:24,330
Think that's
fuckin' funny?!

1647
01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:26,370
Ho ho, ho!
Ha ha ha ha!

1648
01:13:26,440 --> 01:13:29,430
Ha ha ha ha...
Ohh! Ho ho ho!

1649
01:13:34,040 --> 01:13:35,910
Fuckin' guys are loony,
I'm tellin' ya.

1650
01:13:38,180 --> 01:13:40,170
Unbelievable. Aah!

1651
01:13:42,850 --> 01:13:43,980
[Choking]

1652
01:13:44,050 --> 01:13:45,280
You don't know
where I've been, Lou.

1653
01:13:45,360 --> 01:13:47,020
- Oh, my God!
- Ha ha ha!

1654
01:13:47,090 --> 01:13:49,960
You don't know where
I've been! Ha ha!

1655
01:13:50,030 --> 01:13:52,360
Ha ha ha ha ha!

1656
01:13:52,430 --> 01:13:54,660
Lou! Please let us
keep it, Lou!

1657
01:13:54,730 --> 01:13:56,200
Please, Lou!

1658
01:13:56,270 --> 01:13:58,700
Fuckin' use the basement!
Christ!

1659
01:13:58,770 --> 01:14:01,700
I want your word, Lou!
I want your word!

1660
01:14:01,740 --> 01:14:03,710
On my mother's honor.

1661
01:14:05,440 --> 01:14:06,370
Uhh!

1662
01:14:08,080 --> 01:14:09,880
Lou!

1663
01:14:09,950 --> 01:14:11,610
Aaahhh!

1664
01:14:12,880 --> 01:14:13,980
Thanks, Lou.

1665
01:14:16,320 --> 01:14:17,980
You, too, big guy.

1666
01:14:22,390 --> 01:14:23,880
See you next week.

1667
01:14:40,140 --> 01:14:42,510
This week...
each one of you...

1668
01:14:42,580 --> 01:14:44,670
has a homework
assignment.

1669
01:14:44,710 --> 01:14:45,980
You're gonna go out.

1670
01:14:46,050 --> 01:14:48,480
You're gonna start a fight
with a total stranger.

1671
01:14:51,890 --> 01:14:53,450
You're gonna
start a fight.

1672
01:14:54,590 --> 01:14:55,990
And you're
gonna lose.

1673
01:14:59,060 --> 01:15:00,720
Excellent choice,
sir.

1674
01:15:02,730 --> 01:15:04,460
Hey! Watch out,
jackass!

1675
01:15:04,530 --> 01:15:05,630
Come on!

1676
01:15:05,700 --> 01:15:08,300
[Narrator] Now, this is not
as easy as it sounds.

1677
01:15:10,240 --> 01:15:12,040
I'm thinkin'
you really... What?!

1678
01:15:12,110 --> 01:15:13,580
Son of a bitch!

1679
01:15:13,640 --> 01:15:16,540
[Narrator] Most people...
normal people...

1680
01:15:16,610 --> 01:15:18,670
do just about anything
to avoid a fight.

1681
01:15:20,250 --> 01:15:22,510
Excuse me.
You sprayed me with your hose.

1682
01:15:22,590 --> 01:15:23,750
Like that?

1683
01:15:23,820 --> 01:15:25,220
That's not necessary.

1684
01:15:25,290 --> 01:15:27,120
Dave!
Go call 911!

1685
01:15:28,890 --> 01:15:29,820
Aaaahhh!

1686
01:15:31,830 --> 01:15:33,090
Stop it!

1687
01:15:33,160 --> 01:15:34,100
Stop it!

1688
01:15:36,730 --> 01:15:37,700
Sorry.

1689
01:15:37,730 --> 01:15:39,630
What did...
Come here!

1690
01:15:39,700 --> 01:15:41,830
Leave me alone!
You crazy?

1691
01:15:41,910 --> 01:15:42,870
Uhh!

1692
01:15:44,170 --> 01:15:45,300
Unhh! Uhh!

1693
01:15:46,510 --> 01:15:47,440
Bastard!

1694
01:15:53,180 --> 01:15:54,670
We need to talk.

1695
01:15:57,390 --> 01:15:58,320
OK.

1696
01:15:58,390 --> 01:15:59,320
[Door Closes]

1697
01:16:00,860 --> 01:16:02,120
Where to begin?

1698
01:16:02,190 --> 01:16:04,660
With your constant
absenteeism?

1699
01:16:04,690 --> 01:16:07,790
With your unpresentable
appearance?

1700
01:16:07,860 --> 01:16:09,260
You're up for review.

1701
01:16:09,330 --> 01:16:12,560
I am Jack's...
complete lack of surprise.

1702
01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:13,570
What?

1703
01:16:13,640 --> 01:16:14,600
Let's pretend.

1704
01:16:14,670 --> 01:16:16,500
You're the Department
of Transportation.

1705
01:16:16,570 --> 01:16:17,540
OK?

1706
01:16:17,610 --> 01:16:21,270
Someone informs you
that this company

1707
01:16:21,340 --> 01:16:23,340
installs front seat
mounting brackets

1708
01:16:23,410 --> 01:16:25,440
that never pass
collision tests...

1709
01:16:25,520 --> 01:16:28,920
brake linings that fail
after a thousand miles,

1710
01:16:28,990 --> 01:16:31,150
and fuel injectors
that explode

1711
01:16:31,220 --> 01:16:32,980
and burn people alive.

1712
01:16:34,320 --> 01:16:35,420
What then?

1713
01:16:35,490 --> 01:16:37,760
Are you threatening me?

1714
01:16:37,830 --> 01:16:38,790
No...

1715
01:16:38,860 --> 01:16:40,660
Get the fuck outta here.
You're fired.

1716
01:16:40,700 --> 01:16:42,430
I have a better solution.

1717
01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:45,960
You keep me on the payroll
as an outside consultant.

1718
01:16:46,040 --> 01:16:47,770
And in exchange
for my salary,

1719
01:16:47,840 --> 01:16:49,670
my job will be never
to tell people

1720
01:16:49,710 --> 01:16:51,940
these things
that I know.

1721
01:16:52,010 --> 01:16:54,000
I don't even have to come
into the office.

1722
01:16:54,080 --> 01:16:55,570
I can do this job
from home.

1723
01:16:57,380 --> 01:16:59,310
Who... Who the fuck
do you think you are,

1724
01:16:59,380 --> 01:17:02,080
you crazy little shit?

1725
01:17:06,260 --> 01:17:07,720
Security?

1726
01:17:07,790 --> 01:17:09,780
[Narrator] I am
Jack's smirking revenge.

1727
01:17:09,860 --> 01:17:11,050
Ohh!

1728
01:17:15,870 --> 01:17:16,990
Ohh!

1729
01:17:17,070 --> 01:17:18,430
Ahh... ahh...

1730
01:17:18,500 --> 01:17:20,830
What the hell
are you doing?

1731
01:17:29,080 --> 01:17:31,340
Ohh... that hurt.

1732
01:17:33,650 --> 01:17:36,280
Why would you do that?

1733
01:17:36,390 --> 01:17:37,650
Oh, my God.

1734
01:17:37,720 --> 01:17:39,380
No! Please stop!

1735
01:17:39,460 --> 01:17:42,020
[Making
Strangulation Sounds]

1736
01:17:42,090 --> 01:17:44,530
Uhh! Uh... uhh!

1737
01:17:49,530 --> 01:17:50,760
What are you doing?

1738
01:17:51,900 --> 01:17:53,960
Oh, God, no! Please! No!

1739
01:17:54,040 --> 01:17:56,700
[Narrator] For some reason,
I thought of my first fight

1740
01:17:56,770 --> 01:17:58,140
with Tyler.

1741
01:17:58,210 --> 01:17:59,140
No!

1742
01:18:24,270 --> 01:18:26,530
Under and behind
and inside,

1743
01:18:26,600 --> 01:18:28,760
everything this man
took for granted...

1744
01:18:28,840 --> 01:18:31,200
something horrible
had been growing.

1745
01:18:32,440 --> 01:18:33,530
Now, look.

1746
01:18:33,610 --> 01:18:35,910
Give me the paychecks
like I asked,

1747
01:18:35,980 --> 01:18:38,310
and you won't
ever see me again.

1748
01:18:38,420 --> 01:18:41,850
And right then, at our most
excellent moment together...

1749
01:18:44,190 --> 01:18:46,310
Oh... thank God.

1750
01:18:46,420 --> 01:18:48,250
Please don't hit me
again. Please...

1751
01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:50,520
Telephone, computer,
fax machine,

1752
01:18:50,590 --> 01:18:54,790
52 weekly paychecks, and
48 airline flight coupons.

1753
01:18:54,860 --> 01:18:57,260
We now had
corporate sponsorship.

1754
01:18:57,330 --> 01:18:59,600
This is how Tyler and I were
able to have Fight Club

1755
01:18:59,670 --> 01:19:01,100
every night of the week.

1756
01:19:01,170 --> 01:19:03,770
[Crowd Cheering]

1757
01:19:03,840 --> 01:19:06,330
Now nobody was the center
of Fight Club

1758
01:19:06,440 --> 01:19:08,410
except the 2 men fighting.

1759
01:19:08,510 --> 01:19:12,500
The leader walked through the crowd,
out in the darkness.

1760
01:19:13,750 --> 01:19:16,650
Tyler was now involved
in a class-action lawsuit

1761
01:19:16,720 --> 01:19:19,210
with the Pressman Hotel over
the urine content of their soup.

1762
01:19:25,800 --> 01:19:28,060
I am Jack's wasted life.

1763
01:19:32,670 --> 01:19:35,700
Yeah! Yeah! Ha ha!
Yeah!

1764
01:19:35,810 --> 01:19:37,140
There you are, sir.

1765
01:19:40,510 --> 01:19:43,070
Tyler dreamed up
new homework assignments.

1766
01:19:43,150 --> 01:19:45,770
He handed them out
in sealed envelopes.

1767
01:20:24,920 --> 01:20:26,550
Did you know
there's a Fight Club

1768
01:20:26,620 --> 01:20:27,560
up in Delaware City?

1769
01:20:27,620 --> 01:20:28,560
Yeah, I heard.

1770
01:20:28,630 --> 01:20:29,650
[Car Alarm]

1771
01:20:29,690 --> 01:20:32,320
There's one
in Penn's Grove, too.

1772
01:20:32,400 --> 01:20:34,660
Bob even found one
up in Newcastle.

1773
01:20:34,700 --> 01:20:36,670
Yeah. Did you start
that one?

1774
01:20:36,700 --> 01:20:38,130
No. I thought you did.

1775
01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:39,460
Nah.

1776
01:20:39,570 --> 01:20:40,470
Pff!

1777
01:20:42,070 --> 01:20:43,560
[Car Alarm]

1778
01:21:29,420 --> 01:21:30,780
Stop for a second.

1779
01:21:30,850 --> 01:21:32,290
Hey, what are we doing?

1780
01:21:32,360 --> 01:21:33,290
Turn around.

1781
01:21:33,360 --> 01:21:34,790
What are we doing?

1782
01:21:34,860 --> 01:21:35,790
Homework assignment.

1783
01:21:35,860 --> 01:21:37,120
What kind of
homework assignment?

1784
01:21:37,190 --> 01:21:38,460
Human sacrifice.

1785
01:21:38,530 --> 01:21:39,650
Hey, is that a gun?

1786
01:21:39,700 --> 01:21:41,130
Please. Please tell me
that's not a gun.

1787
01:21:41,200 --> 01:21:42,130
It's a gun.

1788
01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:43,130
What are you doing?

1789
01:21:43,200 --> 01:21:44,130
Meet me in the back.

1790
01:21:44,200 --> 01:21:45,670
Hey, don't fuck around.

1791
01:21:45,700 --> 01:21:46,930
Meet me in the back.

1792
01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:49,130
[Narrator] On a long enough
time line,

1793
01:21:49,210 --> 01:21:51,610
the survival rate
for everyone drops to zero.

1794
01:21:52,710 --> 01:21:54,700
What are you doing?
Come on.

1795
01:21:54,740 --> 01:21:56,110
Hands behind your back.

1796
01:21:56,180 --> 01:21:57,110
God.

1797
01:21:57,180 --> 01:21:58,270
Give me your wallet.

1798
01:21:59,550 --> 01:22:00,880
Raymond K. Hessel,

1799
01:22:00,950 --> 01:22:03,940
1320 Southeast Banning,
apartment A.

1800
01:22:04,020 --> 01:22:05,350
Small, cramped basement
apartment, Raymond?

1801
01:22:05,420 --> 01:22:06,450
How did you know?

1802
01:22:06,520 --> 01:22:08,150
Because they give
shitty basement apartments

1803
01:22:08,220 --> 01:22:10,160
letters instead of numbers.

1804
01:22:10,230 --> 01:22:11,690
Raymond...

1805
01:22:11,730 --> 01:22:13,160
you're going to die.

1806
01:22:13,230 --> 01:22:14,700
[Crying]
Oh, my God, no...

1807
01:22:14,760 --> 01:22:15,960
Is that your mom and dad?

1808
01:22:16,030 --> 01:22:17,520
Mom and dad are going
to have to call up

1809
01:22:17,630 --> 01:22:18,600
kindly Dr. So-And-So

1810
01:22:18,700 --> 01:22:20,070
to pick up
your dental records.

1811
01:22:20,140 --> 01:22:21,330
You want to know why?

1812
01:22:21,400 --> 01:22:23,130
Because there's going to be
nothing left of your face.

1813
01:22:23,210 --> 01:22:24,970
- Aw, come on.
- [Crying]

1814
01:22:25,040 --> 01:22:27,480
An expired community college
student I.D.

1815
01:22:27,540 --> 01:22:28,980
What'd you study, Raymond?

1816
01:22:29,050 --> 01:22:30,600
S-S-S-Stuff.

1817
01:22:30,710 --> 01:22:32,080
Stuff?

1818
01:22:32,150 --> 01:22:34,280
Were the midterms hard?

1819
01:22:34,350 --> 01:22:35,320
[Whimpering]

1820
01:22:35,390 --> 01:22:36,750
I asked you
what you studied.

1821
01:22:36,820 --> 01:22:37,950
Biology, mostly.

1822
01:22:38,020 --> 01:22:39,150
Why?

1823
01:22:39,220 --> 01:22:41,120
I... I don't know.

1824
01:22:41,190 --> 01:22:44,590
What did you want to be,
Raymond K. Hessel?

1825
01:22:44,690 --> 01:22:45,990
[Click]

1826
01:22:46,060 --> 01:22:48,190
The question, Raymond,

1827
01:22:48,260 --> 01:22:51,700
was what did you
want to be?

1828
01:22:51,720 --> 01:22:51,740
was what did you
want to be?

1829
01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:53,630
Answer him,
Raymond! Jesus!

1830
01:22:53,700 --> 01:22:55,100
Veterinarian!
Veterinarian!

1831
01:22:55,170 --> 01:22:56,230
Animals.

1832
01:22:56,310 --> 01:22:58,240
Yeah, animal s-s-s...

1833
01:22:58,310 --> 01:22:59,330
Stuff.
Yeah, I got that.

1834
01:22:59,410 --> 01:23:00,470
That means you have to
get more schooling.

1835
01:23:00,540 --> 01:23:01,980
Too much school.

1836
01:23:02,050 --> 01:23:03,410
Would you rather be dead?

1837
01:23:03,480 --> 01:23:04,410
No...

1838
01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:05,710
Would you
rather die, here,

1839
01:23:05,780 --> 01:23:07,220
on your knees,

1840
01:23:07,280 --> 01:23:09,080
in the back
of a convenience store?

1841
01:23:09,150 --> 01:23:10,710
[Whimpering]
No... No, please...

1842
01:23:10,790 --> 01:23:12,050
no...

1843
01:23:12,120 --> 01:23:13,820
[Releases Hammer]

1844
01:23:15,320 --> 01:23:16,880
I'm keeping your license.

1845
01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:19,720
Gonna check in on you.

1846
01:23:19,800 --> 01:23:21,730
I know where you live.

1847
01:23:21,800 --> 01:23:24,770
If you're not on your way
to becoming a veterinarian

1848
01:23:24,830 --> 01:23:26,460
in 6 weeks,
you will be dead.

1849
01:23:26,540 --> 01:23:28,270
[Whimpering]

1850
01:23:28,340 --> 01:23:30,170
Now run on home.

1851
01:23:34,940 --> 01:23:37,240
Run, Forrest, run!

1852
01:23:38,880 --> 01:23:40,250
I feel ill.

1853
01:23:42,090 --> 01:23:43,520
Imagine how he feels.

1854
01:23:43,590 --> 01:23:45,520
Come on,
this isn't funny!

1855
01:23:45,590 --> 01:23:47,020
That wasn't funny.

1856
01:23:47,090 --> 01:23:49,120
What the fuck
was the point of that?

1857
01:23:49,190 --> 01:23:50,630
Tomorrow will be
the most beautiful day

1858
01:23:50,690 --> 01:23:52,130
of Raymond K. Hessel's life.

1859
01:23:52,200 --> 01:23:53,630
His breakfast
will taste better

1860
01:23:53,700 --> 01:23:56,600
than any meal you and I
have ever tasted.

1861
01:23:58,130 --> 01:24:00,690
[Narrator] You had to
give it to him.

1862
01:24:00,800 --> 01:24:02,130
Come on.

1863
01:24:02,210 --> 01:24:03,170
He had a plan.

1864
01:24:03,240 --> 01:24:05,170
And it started
to make sense

1865
01:24:05,240 --> 01:24:06,610
in a Tyler sort of way.

1866
01:24:06,680 --> 01:24:07,640
No fear.

1867
01:24:07,710 --> 01:24:09,680
No distractions.

1868
01:24:09,710 --> 01:24:13,110
The ability to let
that which does not matter

1869
01:24:13,180 --> 01:24:15,150
truly slide.

1870
01:24:27,300 --> 01:24:28,920
You're not your job.

1871
01:24:31,170 --> 01:24:34,430
You're not how much money
you have in the bank.

1872
01:24:36,170 --> 01:24:38,940
You're not
the car you drive.

1873
01:24:39,010 --> 01:24:41,600
You're not the contents
of your wallet.

1874
01:24:43,080 --> 01:24:45,100
You're not
your fuckin' khakis.

1875
01:24:47,320 --> 01:24:50,720
You're the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

1876
01:24:59,760 --> 01:25:02,730
I'll be out of your way
in a sec.

1877
01:25:02,770 --> 01:25:04,260
You don't have to go.

1878
01:25:06,370 --> 01:25:07,460
Whatever.

1879
01:25:08,540 --> 01:25:11,470
No, I mean, uh...

1880
01:25:11,540 --> 01:25:12,740
It's OK.

1881
01:25:22,220 --> 01:25:25,090
Are you still going
to groups?

1882
01:25:25,150 --> 01:25:26,250
Yeah.

1883
01:25:28,420 --> 01:25:30,260
Chloe's dead.

1884
01:25:30,330 --> 01:25:33,020
Ah, Chloe.

1885
01:25:33,100 --> 01:25:35,260
When did that happen?

1886
01:25:35,330 --> 01:25:37,730
Do you care?

1887
01:25:37,770 --> 01:25:39,100
I don't know.

1888
01:25:39,170 --> 01:25:41,360
I haven't thought
about it in a while.

1889
01:25:41,440 --> 01:25:43,700
Yeah, well...

1890
01:25:43,740 --> 01:25:46,900
I think it was
a smart move on her part.

1891
01:25:48,040 --> 01:25:49,380
Hey, listen, uh...

1892
01:25:49,450 --> 01:25:53,110
what are you getting
out of all this?

1893
01:25:53,180 --> 01:25:54,340
What?

1894
01:25:55,590 --> 01:25:57,020
I mean, all this.

1895
01:25:57,090 --> 01:25:58,520
Why do you keep...

1896
01:25:58,590 --> 01:26:01,060
Is this
making you happy?

1897
01:26:02,730 --> 01:26:04,720
Yeah, well, sometimes.

1898
01:26:06,200 --> 01:26:08,630
I don't know.
I don't understand.

1899
01:26:08,700 --> 01:26:10,630
Why does
a weaker person

1900
01:26:10,700 --> 01:26:13,130
need to latch on to
a strong person?

1901
01:26:13,200 --> 01:26:14,460
What is that?

1902
01:26:14,540 --> 01:26:16,660
Well, what do you
get out of it?

1903
01:26:18,610 --> 01:26:20,540
No... It's... It's not
the same thing at all.

1904
01:26:20,610 --> 01:26:22,480
I mean, we're... It's
totally different with us.

1905
01:26:22,550 --> 01:26:23,640
We're... We're...

1906
01:26:23,710 --> 01:26:24,740
Us?

1907
01:26:24,810 --> 01:26:26,650
What do you mean by "us"?

1908
01:26:26,720 --> 01:26:28,450
I'm sorry,
do you hear this?

1909
01:26:28,520 --> 01:26:29,540
Hear what?

1910
01:26:29,620 --> 01:26:31,590
You're not hearing
all that noise?

1911
01:26:31,650 --> 01:26:32,590
Just... Hold on a second.

1912
01:26:32,660 --> 01:26:33,780
No, wait.
What were you saying?

1913
01:26:33,860 --> 01:26:35,550
Don't change the subject.
I want to talk about this.

1914
01:26:35,630 --> 01:26:37,320
You're not talking
about me, are you?

1915
01:26:37,390 --> 01:26:39,220
No. What?

1916
01:26:39,300 --> 01:26:41,090
That day you came over
to my place to play doctor...

1917
01:26:41,160 --> 01:26:42,720
what was going on there?

1918
01:26:42,800 --> 01:26:43,770
What <i>are</i> you
talking about?

1919
01:26:43,830 --> 01:26:45,300
Nothing. Nothing.

1920
01:26:45,370 --> 01:26:46,430
I don't think so.

1921
01:26:46,500 --> 01:26:47,730
Come on,
what do you want?

1922
01:26:47,800 --> 01:26:49,100
- Look at me.
- No. What?

1923
01:26:49,170 --> 01:26:50,930
Look at me.

1924
01:26:51,010 --> 01:26:52,440
What is that?

1925
01:26:52,510 --> 01:26:54,100
It's nothing.
Don't worry about it.

1926
01:26:54,180 --> 01:26:55,110
Oh, my God.

1927
01:26:55,180 --> 01:26:56,200
Who did this?

1928
01:26:56,280 --> 01:26:57,210
A person.

1929
01:26:57,280 --> 01:26:58,270
Guy or girl?

1930
01:26:58,350 --> 01:27:00,340
What do you care
if it's a guy or a girl?

1931
01:27:00,420 --> 01:27:01,470
What do you care
if I ask?

1932
01:27:01,550 --> 01:27:02,710
This is none of your
business. Leave me alone.

1933
01:27:02,750 --> 01:27:03,720
You're afraid to say it.

1934
01:27:03,750 --> 01:27:04,720
I am not afraid to say.
Let me go.

1935
01:27:04,750 --> 01:27:05,810
No! Talk to me.

1936
01:27:05,890 --> 01:27:07,120
- No!
- Let go of me. Leave me alone.

1937
01:27:07,190 --> 01:27:08,680
This conversation...

1938
01:27:08,720 --> 01:27:09,850
This conversation...

1939
01:27:09,960 --> 01:27:11,720
is over.

1940
01:27:11,790 --> 01:27:13,260
is over.

1941
01:27:14,430 --> 01:27:16,760
I just can't win
with you, can I?

1942
01:27:24,610 --> 01:27:27,540
Hey, this is getting
a little old.

1943
01:27:27,610 --> 01:27:29,080
[Doorbell]

1944
01:27:29,150 --> 01:27:31,340
What is... What is all this?

1945
01:27:31,410 --> 01:27:32,810
What do you think?

1946
01:27:34,280 --> 01:27:37,340
Hey, why do we need
bunk beds?

1947
01:27:37,420 --> 01:27:38,350
Hey.

1948
01:27:45,460 --> 01:27:47,020
Too young.

1949
01:27:47,100 --> 01:27:48,650
Sorry.

1950
01:27:48,730 --> 01:27:50,930
What's all that?

1951
01:27:51,030 --> 01:27:53,560
If the applicant is young,
tell him he's too young.

1952
01:27:53,640 --> 01:27:55,100
Old, too old.
Fat, too fat.

1953
01:27:55,170 --> 01:27:56,140
Applicant?

1954
01:27:56,210 --> 01:27:58,070
If the applicant
then waits for 3 days

1955
01:27:58,140 --> 01:28:00,070
without food, shelter
or encouragement,

1956
01:28:00,140 --> 01:28:02,580
he may then enter
and begin his training.

1957
01:28:02,650 --> 01:28:04,200
Training for what?

1958
01:28:09,350 --> 01:28:11,290
You think
this is a game?

1959
01:28:11,350 --> 01:28:13,290
You're too young
to train here.

1960
01:28:13,360 --> 01:28:15,290
End of story.
Quit wasting our time.

1961
01:28:15,360 --> 01:28:16,760
Get the fuck
out of here.

1962
01:28:21,400 --> 01:28:22,760
Bad news, friend.

1963
01:28:23,930 --> 01:28:25,870
It's not gonna happen.

1964
01:28:25,940 --> 01:28:28,870
I'm sorry if there was
a misunderstanding.

1965
01:28:28,940 --> 01:28:30,910
It's not the end
of the world.

1966
01:28:30,970 --> 01:28:32,440
Just go away.

1967
01:28:33,580 --> 01:28:35,410
Go.

1968
01:28:35,480 --> 01:28:37,070
You're trespassing,

1969
01:28:37,150 --> 01:28:39,080
and I will have to
call the police.

1970
01:28:42,550 --> 01:28:44,350
Don't you look at me.

1971
01:28:44,420 --> 01:28:46,180
Do you think you're
ever getting in this house?

1972
01:28:46,260 --> 01:28:47,690
You're never getting in
this fucking house.

1973
01:28:47,720 --> 01:28:49,590
Never. Now get the fuck
off the porch.

1974
01:28:49,660 --> 01:28:51,130
Get off the porch!

1975
01:28:51,190 --> 01:28:52,630
[Narrator] Sooner or later,

1976
01:28:52,700 --> 01:28:54,720
we all became what Tyler
wanted us to be.

1977
01:28:54,800 --> 01:28:57,630
I'm gonna go inside and
I'm gonna get a shovel.

1978
01:29:04,670 --> 01:29:06,110
You got 2 black shirts?

1979
01:29:06,180 --> 01:29:07,110
Sir.

1980
01:29:07,180 --> 01:29:08,610
2 pair of black pants?

1981
01:29:08,680 --> 01:29:09,610
Yes, sir.

1982
01:29:09,680 --> 01:29:10,610
One pair of black boots?

1983
01:29:10,680 --> 01:29:11,610
Sir.

1984
01:29:11,680 --> 01:29:12,610
2 pair of black socks?

1985
01:29:12,680 --> 01:29:13,610
Sir.

1986
01:29:13,680 --> 01:29:14,610
One black jacket?

1987
01:29:14,680 --> 01:29:15,620
Sir.

1988
01:29:15,680 --> 01:29:16,780
$300 personal burial money?

1989
01:29:16,850 --> 01:29:17,910
Yes, sir.

1990
01:29:19,760 --> 01:29:21,420
All right.

1991
01:29:30,100 --> 01:29:31,570
[Snickers]

1992
01:29:31,630 --> 01:29:34,760
You're too old,
fat man.

1993
01:29:34,840 --> 01:29:36,430
Your tits
are too big.

1994
01:29:36,510 --> 01:29:38,910
Get the fuck
off my porch.

1995
01:29:45,450 --> 01:29:47,920
Bob. Bob.

1996
01:30:03,070 --> 01:30:04,530
Like a monkey

1997
01:30:04,600 --> 01:30:06,660
ready to be shot
into space.

1998
01:30:06,700 --> 01:30:08,260
Space monkey.

1999
01:30:08,340 --> 01:30:12,540
Ready to sacrifice himself
for the greater good.

2000
01:30:17,450 --> 01:30:21,380
You are too
fucking old, fatty!

2001
01:30:21,450 --> 01:30:23,080
And you.

2002
01:30:23,190 --> 01:30:24,740
You're too fucking...

2003
01:30:24,820 --> 01:30:26,150
blond!

2004
01:30:26,220 --> 01:30:28,620
Get out of here,
the both of you!

2005
01:30:28,720 --> 01:30:29,490
[Door Slams]

2006
01:30:29,590 --> 01:30:30,990
[Narrator] And so it went.

2007
01:30:31,060 --> 01:30:32,990
[Tyler]
Listen up, maggots.

2008
01:30:33,060 --> 01:30:35,550
You are not special.

2009
01:30:35,630 --> 01:30:38,930
You are not
a beautiful or unique snowflake.

2010
01:30:39,030 --> 01:30:41,500
You are the same
decaying organic matter

2011
01:30:41,570 --> 01:30:43,160
as everything else.

2012
01:30:43,270 --> 01:30:45,570
[Narrator] Tyler
built himself an army.

2013
01:30:45,670 --> 01:30:49,610
[Tyler] We are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

2014
01:30:49,680 --> 01:30:53,270
We are all part of
the same compost heap.

2015
01:30:54,950 --> 01:30:58,350
[Narrator] Why was Tyler Durden
building an army?

2016
01:30:58,450 --> 01:31:00,050
To what purpose?

2017
01:31:00,190 --> 01:31:01,880
For what greater good?

2018
01:31:05,390 --> 01:31:07,160
In Tyler we trusted.

2019
01:31:11,030 --> 01:31:16,770
No, when he was like, "You are
not your job," I was like...

2020
01:31:16,870 --> 01:31:18,360
Yeah!

2021
01:31:20,080 --> 01:31:21,700
Hey, what's all this?

2022
01:31:21,810 --> 01:31:23,210
[Laughing]

2023
01:31:24,710 --> 01:31:26,440
OK!

2024
01:31:26,550 --> 01:31:28,540
Go on in
and celebrate.

2025
01:31:28,650 --> 01:31:30,050
What are we celebrating?

2026
01:31:30,120 --> 01:31:31,090
Go on.

2027
01:31:33,260 --> 01:31:35,550
[TV Playing]

2028
01:31:35,660 --> 01:31:36,560
Hey.

2029
01:31:36,660 --> 01:31:38,060
Let me get that
for you.

2030
01:31:39,130 --> 01:31:41,100
[Belches]

2031
01:31:49,310 --> 01:31:51,740
Investigators are
on the scene right now.

2032
01:31:51,770 --> 01:31:54,040
Hold on. Police Commissioner
Jacobs has just arrived.

2033
01:31:54,140 --> 01:31:57,110
Commissioner, Commissioner,
could you please tell us

2034
01:31:57,250 --> 01:31:58,800
what you think
has happened here?

2035
01:31:58,910 --> 01:32:00,380
We believe
this is one of many

2036
01:32:00,450 --> 01:32:02,580
recent acts of vandalism
around the city

2037
01:32:02,690 --> 01:32:05,650
somehow related to
underground boxing clubs.

2038
01:32:05,720 --> 01:32:09,780
We'll be coordinating
a rigorous investigation.

2039
01:32:09,890 --> 01:32:12,330
That was Police Commissioner
Jacobs, who just arrived

2040
01:32:12,430 --> 01:32:14,260
on the scene here
of a 4-alarm fire

2041
01:32:14,360 --> 01:32:15,960
that broke out
about an hour ago.

2042
01:32:16,070 --> 01:32:17,030
She's hot.

2043
01:32:17,130 --> 01:32:18,620
Live from the Parker
Morris Building,

2044
01:32:18,700 --> 01:32:20,530
Lauren Sanchez.
Back to you in the studio.

2045
01:32:20,640 --> 01:32:22,230
- [Laughter]
- Yeah!

2046
01:32:22,340 --> 01:32:23,830
- Ha ha ha ha!
- Yeah.

2047
01:32:23,940 --> 01:32:25,530
Holy shit.

2048
01:32:25,640 --> 01:32:26,540
Yeah!

2049
01:32:26,640 --> 01:32:30,130
[News Anchor
Narrating Footage]

2050
01:32:30,280 --> 01:32:31,370
- Yeah!
- Ha ha ha!

2051
01:32:31,480 --> 01:32:32,710
Hoo hoo hoo!

2052
01:32:32,780 --> 01:32:34,370
What the fuck
did you guys do?

2053
01:32:34,480 --> 01:32:35,780
[News Anchor]
...how the blaze started,

2054
01:32:35,880 --> 01:32:38,580
but arson investigators
are on the premises...

2055
01:32:38,690 --> 01:32:41,950
[Laughing]

2056
01:32:43,760 --> 01:32:46,730
Sir, the first rule
of Project Mayhem

2057
01:32:46,760 --> 01:32:49,130
is you do not
ask questions, sir.

2058
01:32:54,570 --> 01:32:57,040
The victory
in the war against crime

2059
01:32:57,140 --> 01:32:59,130
will not come overnight.

2060
01:32:59,240 --> 01:33:01,370
It will take dedication
and commitment,

2061
01:33:01,480 --> 01:33:03,880
and most of all,
cooperation.

2062
01:33:03,950 --> 01:33:05,470
The streets are safer now.

2063
01:33:05,580 --> 01:33:07,780
There is hope
in the inner city.

2064
01:33:07,880 --> 01:33:09,870
However, this is only
the beginning.

2065
01:33:09,990 --> 01:33:10,950
I gotta take a piss.

2066
01:33:11,020 --> 01:33:13,450
These are the first steps

2067
01:33:13,560 --> 01:33:15,050
in a long journey.

2068
01:33:15,160 --> 01:33:17,460
That is why we have
created Project Hope...

2069
01:33:17,560 --> 01:33:18,650
Bob.

2070
01:33:18,730 --> 01:33:21,700
"Helping others with
prevention and enforcement."

2071
01:33:21,730 --> 01:33:24,490
Project Hope will be
a joint effort

2072
01:33:24,600 --> 01:33:27,230
between the police
and community leaders.

2073
01:33:27,370 --> 01:33:29,930
It will be
a powerful new weapon

2074
01:33:30,040 --> 01:33:31,800
in the war against crime.

2075
01:33:31,910 --> 01:33:33,840
[Applause]

2076
01:34:01,700 --> 01:34:02,730
[Strangled Scream]

2077
01:34:07,280 --> 01:34:09,400
Haahhhh!

2078
01:34:17,050 --> 01:34:19,680
Wrap it around the top of
his hacky sack, Bob.

2079
01:34:19,790 --> 01:34:21,150
Yeah. His balls
are ice cold.

2080
01:34:22,590 --> 01:34:23,960
Hi.

2081
01:34:24,060 --> 01:34:26,550
You're gonna call off
your rigorous investigation.

2082
01:34:26,660 --> 01:34:27,650
You're gonna publicly state

2083
01:34:27,730 --> 01:34:30,530
that there is no
underground group, or...

2084
01:34:30,630 --> 01:34:32,360
these guys are gonna
take your balls.

2085
01:34:32,470 --> 01:34:34,560
They're gonna send one
to <i>the New York Times,</i>

2086
01:34:34,670 --> 01:34:37,610
one to the <i>L.A. Times</i>
press release style.

2087
01:34:37,670 --> 01:34:38,870
Look...

2088
01:34:38,970 --> 01:34:40,440
the people you are after

2089
01:34:40,510 --> 01:34:42,440
are the people
you depend on.

2090
01:34:42,510 --> 01:34:44,540
We cook your meals.
We haul your trash.

2091
01:34:44,650 --> 01:34:45,700
We connect your calls.

2092
01:34:45,810 --> 01:34:47,300
We drive your ambulances.

2093
01:34:47,450 --> 01:34:50,750
We guard you
while you sleep.

2094
01:34:53,790 --> 01:34:56,660
Do not fuck with us.

2095
01:35:01,460 --> 01:35:03,450
[Muffled Screaming]

2096
01:35:05,330 --> 01:35:06,300
Fooled ya.

2097
01:35:11,240 --> 01:35:15,340
[Rumbling]

2098
01:35:19,650 --> 01:35:21,810
[Dialogue Drowned Out
By Noise]

2099
01:35:21,920 --> 01:35:23,750
Bob, you're on this one.

2100
01:35:23,850 --> 01:35:26,180
Let's go.

2101
01:35:26,290 --> 01:35:30,490
[Narrator] I am Jack's
inflamed sense of rejection.

2102
01:35:30,590 --> 01:35:31,490
Hey!

2103
01:35:45,740 --> 01:35:47,040
[Shouting]

2104
01:35:47,140 --> 01:35:48,370
Yeah!

2105
01:35:48,510 --> 01:35:49,810
[Shouting]

2106
01:36:21,180 --> 01:36:23,940
[Narrator] I felt like putting
a bullet between the eyes

2107
01:36:24,050 --> 01:36:26,710
of every panda that wouldn't
screw to save its species.

2108
01:36:29,150 --> 01:36:31,640
I wanted to open
the dump valves

2109
01:36:31,720 --> 01:36:34,050
on oil tankers and smother
all those French beaches

2110
01:36:34,160 --> 01:36:35,710
I'd never see.

2111
01:36:39,060 --> 01:36:42,390
I wanted to breathe smoke.

2112
01:36:58,680 --> 01:37:02,310
Where'd you go,
psycho boy?

2113
01:37:02,420 --> 01:37:05,390
I felt like destroying
something beautiful.

2114
01:37:07,790 --> 01:37:09,120
[Gagging]

2115
01:37:09,220 --> 01:37:11,450
Get him to
a fuckin' hospital.

2116
01:37:11,590 --> 01:37:12,460
Yeah.

2117
01:37:23,740 --> 01:37:25,430
Don't worry, Mr. Durden.

2118
01:37:25,570 --> 01:37:27,240
Airport parking,
long term.

2119
01:37:28,410 --> 01:37:30,210
After you, Mr. Durden.

2120
01:37:31,610 --> 01:37:33,270
After you.

2121
01:37:51,730 --> 01:37:53,170
Something on your mind,
dear?

2122
01:37:53,240 --> 01:37:54,290
No.

2123
01:37:54,400 --> 01:37:55,500
All right, yeah.

2124
01:37:55,640 --> 01:37:57,660
Why wasn't I told
about Project Mayhem?

2125
01:37:57,740 --> 01:37:58,970
[Together]
First rule of Project Mayhem

2126
01:37:59,070 --> 01:38:00,810
is you do not ask questions.

2127
01:38:00,830 --> 01:38:00,840
is you do not ask questions.

2128
01:38:00,940 --> 01:38:01,840
What are you talking about?

2129
01:38:01,910 --> 01:38:03,140
Why didn't you include me
in the beginning?

2130
01:38:03,210 --> 01:38:04,740
Fight Club
was the beginning.

2131
01:38:04,810 --> 01:38:06,440
Now it's moved
out of the basement,

2132
01:38:06,520 --> 01:38:07,950
it's called
Project Mayhem.

2133
01:38:08,020 --> 01:38:09,480
You and I started
Fight Club together.

2134
01:38:09,590 --> 01:38:10,850
Do you remember that?

2135
01:38:10,920 --> 01:38:12,890
It's as much mine
as it is yours, you know.

2136
01:38:12,960 --> 01:38:14,180
Is this about
you and me?

2137
01:38:14,260 --> 01:38:15,990
Yeah. I thought we were
doing this together.

2138
01:38:16,060 --> 01:38:17,220
You're missing the point.

2139
01:38:17,290 --> 01:38:19,420
This does not
belong to us.

2140
01:38:19,490 --> 01:38:20,720
We are not special.

2141
01:38:20,800 --> 01:38:22,020
Fuck that.
You should've told me.

2142
01:38:24,100 --> 01:38:25,230
Hey, Tyler!

2143
01:38:25,300 --> 01:38:26,670
[Horn Honking]

2144
01:38:27,940 --> 01:38:29,730
Goddamn it, Tyler!

2145
01:38:29,810 --> 01:38:31,470
What do you want?!
Statement of purpose?

2146
01:38:31,540 --> 01:38:32,600
Should I e-mail you?

2147
01:38:32,670 --> 01:38:34,160
Should I put this
on your action item list?

2148
01:38:34,240 --> 01:38:35,730
You decide your own
level of involvement!

2149
01:38:35,810 --> 01:38:38,510
I will! I want to know
certain things first.

2150
01:38:38,610 --> 01:38:40,210
The first rule
of Project Mayhem...

2151
01:38:40,280 --> 01:38:41,210
Shut up!

2152
01:38:41,280 --> 01:38:43,410
I want to know
what you're thinking.

2153
01:38:43,490 --> 01:38:44,450
Fuck what you know.

2154
01:38:44,520 --> 01:38:45,750
You need to forget
about what you know.

2155
01:38:45,820 --> 01:38:46,750
That's your problem.

2156
01:38:46,820 --> 01:38:48,080
Forget about what
you think you know

2157
01:38:48,160 --> 01:38:49,950
about life,
about friendship,

2158
01:38:50,030 --> 01:38:52,390
and especially
about you and me.

2159
01:38:52,460 --> 01:38:53,430
What?

2160
01:38:53,500 --> 01:38:55,760
What is that supposed
to mean? What...

2161
01:38:59,100 --> 01:39:00,030
What are you doing?

2162
01:39:02,240 --> 01:39:04,930
Guys, what do you wish
you'd done before you die?

2163
01:39:05,010 --> 01:39:06,030
Paint a self-portrait.

2164
01:39:06,110 --> 01:39:07,040
Build a house.

2165
01:39:07,110 --> 01:39:08,580
And you?

2166
01:39:08,680 --> 01:39:11,200
I don't know.
Get in the right lane.

2167
01:39:11,280 --> 01:39:12,870
I have to know the answer
to this question.

2168
01:39:12,950 --> 01:39:14,010
If you were to die
right now,

2169
01:39:14,080 --> 01:39:16,020
how would you feel
about your life?

2170
01:39:16,080 --> 01:39:17,110
I don't know!

2171
01:39:17,190 --> 01:39:18,380
I wouldn't feel anything
good about my life.

2172
01:39:18,450 --> 01:39:19,750
Is that what you want
to hear me say? Fine.

2173
01:39:19,820 --> 01:39:21,410
- Come on!
- Not good enough.

2174
01:39:21,490 --> 01:39:23,290
- [Honking]
- Stop fucking around!

2175
01:39:23,360 --> 01:39:24,660
Tyler!

2176
01:39:24,690 --> 01:39:26,720
[Honking]

2177
01:39:26,800 --> 01:39:28,850
Jesus Christ!

2178
01:39:28,930 --> 01:39:30,060
Goddamn it!

2179
01:39:30,130 --> 01:39:31,690
Goddamn it!
Fuck you!

2180
01:39:31,770 --> 01:39:33,130
Fuck Fight Club.

2181
01:39:33,200 --> 01:39:35,860
Fuck Marla.
I'm sick of all your shit.

2182
01:39:35,940 --> 01:39:37,910
OK.

2183
01:39:37,970 --> 01:39:39,670
OK.

2184
01:39:39,710 --> 01:39:41,270
Quit screwing around.
Take the wheel.

2185
01:39:41,340 --> 01:39:42,280
Look at you.

2186
01:39:42,340 --> 01:39:43,280
Take the wheel!

2187
01:39:43,350 --> 01:39:45,110
Look at you!
You're fuckin' pathetic!

2188
01:39:45,180 --> 01:39:46,740
Why? Why?
What are you talking about?

2189
01:39:46,820 --> 01:39:50,270
Why do you think
I blew up your condo?

2190
01:39:51,390 --> 01:39:52,480
What?

2191
01:39:52,550 --> 01:39:54,580
Hitting bottom
isn't a weekend retreat.

2192
01:39:54,690 --> 01:39:56,490
It's not
a goddamn seminar.

2193
01:39:56,560 --> 01:39:58,490
Stop trying
to control everything

2194
01:39:58,560 --> 01:40:00,150
and just let go.

2195
01:40:02,000 --> 01:40:03,930
Let go!

2196
01:40:04,000 --> 01:40:05,730
All right. Fine.

2197
01:40:06,940 --> 01:40:08,840
Fine.

2198
01:41:06,700 --> 01:41:10,060
[Narrator] I'd never been
in a car accident.

2199
01:41:10,130 --> 01:41:13,070
This must have been what
all those people felt like

2200
01:41:13,140 --> 01:41:17,070
before I filed them
as statistics in my reports.

2201
01:41:17,140 --> 01:41:18,440
Goddamn.

2202
01:41:18,510 --> 01:41:19,940
Huh?

2203
01:41:20,010 --> 01:41:22,000
Ha ha ha ha ha hahh!

2204
01:41:22,080 --> 01:41:24,770
We just had
a near-life experience.

2205
01:41:30,090 --> 01:41:32,520
In the world I see,

2206
01:41:32,590 --> 01:41:35,350
you're stalking elk through
the damp canyon forest,

2207
01:41:35,420 --> 01:41:37,950
around the ruins
of Rockefeller Center.

2208
01:41:40,160 --> 01:41:42,030
You'll wear leather clothes

2209
01:41:42,100 --> 01:41:45,030
that will last you
the rest of your life.

2210
01:41:45,100 --> 01:41:48,540
You'll climb the vines
that wrap the Sears Tower.

2211
01:41:50,010 --> 01:41:51,940
And when you look down,

2212
01:41:52,010 --> 01:41:54,940
you'll see tiny figures
pounding corn,

2213
01:41:55,010 --> 01:41:58,450
laying strips of venison
on the empty carpool lane

2214
01:41:58,510 --> 01:42:00,450
of some abandoned
superhighway.

2215
01:42:13,360 --> 01:42:14,830
Feel better, champ.

2216
01:42:21,100 --> 01:42:22,690
[Door Closes]

2217
01:42:32,980 --> 01:42:35,010
[Narrator] And then...

2218
01:42:35,080 --> 01:42:36,520
Tyler?

2219
01:42:36,590 --> 01:42:38,110
Tyler was gone.

2220
01:42:45,930 --> 01:42:48,160
Was I asleep?

2221
01:42:49,800 --> 01:42:51,130
Had I slept?

2222
01:42:51,200 --> 01:42:52,630
You are not
a beautiful

2223
01:42:52,700 --> 01:42:54,130
unique snowflake,
do you understand me?

2224
01:42:54,200 --> 01:42:57,140
[Narrator] The house had become
a living thing,

2225
01:42:57,210 --> 01:42:59,640
wet inside
from so many people

2226
01:42:59,710 --> 01:43:01,040
sweating and breathing.

2227
01:43:01,110 --> 01:43:03,040
We are all from
the same compost.

2228
01:43:03,110 --> 01:43:05,310
So many people moving,
the house moved.

2229
01:43:07,620 --> 01:43:09,050
Planet Tyler.

2230
01:43:09,120 --> 01:43:11,050
I had to hug the walls.

2231
01:43:11,120 --> 01:43:14,680
Trapped inside this
clockwork of space monkeys.

2232
01:43:14,720 --> 01:43:16,190
You can't be
smoking in here.

2233
01:43:16,260 --> 01:43:18,990
Do you know how much ether
we have in this fucking house?

2234
01:43:19,060 --> 01:43:21,390
Cooking, working,
and sleeping in teams.

2235
01:43:23,970 --> 01:43:25,690
Hang on a second.

2236
01:43:44,620 --> 01:43:47,280
It's under control, sir.

2237
01:43:49,760 --> 01:43:51,660
Where is Tyler?

2238
01:43:51,690 --> 01:43:54,690
Sir, the first rule of
Project Mayhem is you do not...

2239
01:43:54,760 --> 01:43:56,700
Right, uh... OK.

2240
01:43:59,170 --> 01:44:01,530
I'm all alone.

2241
01:44:01,600 --> 01:44:03,540
My father dumped me.

2242
01:44:03,610 --> 01:44:05,040
Tyler dumped me.

2243
01:44:05,110 --> 01:44:08,300
I am Jack's broken heart.

2244
01:44:11,580 --> 01:44:14,510
What comes next
in Project Mayhem,

2245
01:44:14,580 --> 01:44:16,050
only Tyler knows.

2246
01:44:16,120 --> 01:44:19,580
The second rule is
you do not ask questions.

2247
01:44:22,060 --> 01:44:23,490
Get the fuck
away from me.

2248
01:44:23,560 --> 01:44:25,050
Get the fuck
away from me!

2249
01:44:25,130 --> 01:44:27,530
Who are all these people?

2250
01:44:32,770 --> 01:44:34,890
Paper Street Soap Company.

2251
01:44:37,170 --> 01:44:39,230
Can I come in?

2252
01:44:42,280 --> 01:44:43,900
He's not here.

2253
01:44:44,010 --> 01:44:46,170
What?

2254
01:44:47,450 --> 01:44:50,820
Tyler isn't here.

2255
01:44:50,890 --> 01:44:53,380
Tyler went away.

2256
01:44:53,460 --> 01:44:54,720
Tyler's gone.

2257
01:45:12,540 --> 01:45:14,240
[Shouting]

2258
01:45:25,420 --> 01:45:26,510
Lay him down!

2259
01:45:26,590 --> 01:45:27,890
Gunshot wounds
comin' through!

2260
01:45:27,960 --> 01:45:30,390
Clear some fucking room!

2261
01:45:30,530 --> 01:45:32,760
What happened?!
What happened?!

2262
01:45:32,830 --> 01:45:34,390
We were on assignment.
We were supposed to kill

2263
01:45:34,500 --> 01:45:36,930
2 birds with one stone.

2264
01:45:37,000 --> 01:45:39,090
Destroy a piece
of corporate art...

2265
01:45:39,200 --> 01:45:41,690
Operation Latte Thunder,
go.

2266
01:45:43,670 --> 01:45:45,540
and trash a franchise
coffee bar.

2267
01:45:51,980 --> 01:45:53,310
We had it all
worked out, sir.

2268
01:46:02,520 --> 01:46:03,490
It went smooth
until...

2269
01:46:03,590 --> 01:46:05,790
Police! Freeze!

2270
01:46:05,860 --> 01:46:07,450
Until what?

2271
01:46:07,560 --> 01:46:08,550
They shot Bob.

2272
01:46:10,170 --> 01:46:11,460
They shot him
in the head.

2273
01:46:11,530 --> 01:46:12,500
Those fuckin' pigs!

2274
01:46:16,000 --> 01:46:16,940
- Ohh!
- Ohh!

2275
01:46:17,010 --> 01:46:18,970
- Oh, God.
- Son of a...

2276
01:46:20,110 --> 01:46:22,170
Those motherfuckers!

2277
01:46:22,280 --> 01:46:24,010
You morons.

2278
01:46:24,110 --> 01:46:26,380
You're running around
in ski masks,

2279
01:46:26,450 --> 01:46:27,540
trying
to blow things up.

2280
01:46:27,650 --> 01:46:28,840
What did you think
was gonna happen?!

2281
01:46:32,950 --> 01:46:33,920
OK, quick,

2282
01:46:33,990 --> 01:46:35,390
we gotta get rid
of the evidence.

2283
01:46:35,460 --> 01:46:36,390
We gotta get rid
of this body!

2284
01:46:36,460 --> 01:46:37,430
Bury him.

2285
01:46:37,530 --> 01:46:38,920
What?

2286
01:46:38,990 --> 01:46:39,930
Take him
to the garden

2287
01:46:39,990 --> 01:46:41,120
and bury him.

2288
01:46:42,260 --> 01:46:43,200
Come on,
people!

2289
01:46:43,260 --> 01:46:44,200
Let's go!

2290
01:46:44,270 --> 01:46:45,390
Hey, get
the fuck off!

2291
01:46:45,500 --> 01:46:46,430
Get away from him!

2292
01:46:46,500 --> 01:46:47,990
What are you
talking about?

2293
01:46:48,140 --> 01:46:49,470
This isn't a fucking
piece of evidence,

2294
01:46:49,540 --> 01:46:50,770
this is a person!

2295
01:46:50,840 --> 01:46:51,770
He's a friend
of mine,

2296
01:46:51,840 --> 01:46:52,900
and you're not
gonna bury him

2297
01:46:53,010 --> 01:46:53,970
in the fucking garden.

2298
01:46:54,080 --> 01:46:57,040
He was killed serving
Project Mayhem, sir.

2299
01:46:57,180 --> 01:46:58,270
This is Bob.

2300
01:46:58,380 --> 01:47:00,780
But sir, in... in
Project Mayhem

2301
01:47:00,850 --> 01:47:02,410
we have no names.

2302
01:47:02,520 --> 01:47:03,480
No, you
listen to me.

2303
01:47:03,550 --> 01:47:05,420
This is a man,
and he has a name.

2304
01:47:05,490 --> 01:47:08,050
And it's
Robert Paulson, OK?

2305
01:47:08,190 --> 01:47:09,550
Robert
Paulson?

2306
01:47:09,620 --> 01:47:11,180
He's a man
and he's dead now

2307
01:47:11,290 --> 01:47:12,280
because of us,
all right?

2308
01:47:12,390 --> 01:47:13,550
Do you understand that?

2309
01:47:13,660 --> 01:47:15,860
I understand.

2310
01:47:18,470 --> 01:47:19,730
In death,

2311
01:47:19,800 --> 01:47:21,600
a member of
Project Mayhem

2312
01:47:21,670 --> 01:47:23,260
has a name.

2313
01:47:24,540 --> 01:47:26,700
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2314
01:47:27,780 --> 01:47:29,640
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2315
01:47:29,710 --> 01:47:33,740
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2316
01:47:33,850 --> 01:47:36,840
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2317
01:47:36,950 --> 01:47:38,320
Come on, guys,
please, stop it.

2318
01:47:38,390 --> 01:47:39,820
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2319
01:47:39,890 --> 01:47:42,520
[Chanting] His name
is Robert Paulson.

2320
01:47:42,620 --> 01:47:44,620
Shut up!

2321
01:47:44,730 --> 01:47:45,690
This is all
over with!

2322
01:47:45,760 --> 01:47:47,560
[Chanting] His name
is Robert Paulson.

2323
01:47:47,630 --> 01:47:49,690
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2324
01:47:49,800 --> 01:47:52,360
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2325
01:47:52,470 --> 01:47:54,940
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2326
01:47:55,040 --> 01:47:57,370
His name is
Robert Paulson...

2327
01:48:18,090 --> 01:48:20,060
[Telephone Rings]

2328
01:48:21,330 --> 01:48:22,300
Tyler?

2329
01:48:22,400 --> 01:48:23,630
No, this is
Detective Stern

2330
01:48:23,730 --> 01:48:24,660
at the Arson Unit.

2331
01:48:24,730 --> 01:48:25,760
I need to see you
in my office...

2332
01:48:30,770 --> 01:48:31,830
I went to
all the cities

2333
01:48:31,940 --> 01:48:33,770
on Tyler's
used ticket stubs,

2334
01:48:33,840 --> 01:48:34,770
barhopping.

2335
01:48:35,840 --> 01:48:37,140
I didn't know
how or why,

2336
01:48:37,250 --> 01:48:38,800
but I could look
at 50 different bars

2337
01:48:38,910 --> 01:48:40,510
and somehow
I just knew.

2338
01:48:40,620 --> 01:48:41,580
I'm looking
for Tyler Durden.

2339
01:48:41,650 --> 01:48:44,380
It's very important
that I talk to him.

2340
01:48:44,450 --> 01:48:45,980
I wish
I could help you.

2341
01:48:47,090 --> 01:48:48,020
Sir.

2342
01:48:54,060 --> 01:48:55,790
Every city
I went to...

2343
01:48:57,530 --> 01:48:59,830
as soon as I set foot
off the plane,

2344
01:48:59,900 --> 01:49:02,130
I knew a Fight Club
was close.

2345
01:49:03,200 --> 01:49:04,900
Hey! Hey!

2346
01:49:05,010 --> 01:49:06,600
Taxi!

2347
01:49:06,710 --> 01:49:08,140
Look at my face.
I'm a member.

2348
01:49:08,210 --> 01:49:09,370
Now, I just
need to know

2349
01:49:09,480 --> 01:49:11,450
if you've seen Tyler.

2350
01:49:11,510 --> 01:49:13,610
I'm not exposed
to...

2351
01:49:13,720 --> 01:49:15,240
speak any such
information to you,

2352
01:49:15,350 --> 01:49:17,010
nor would I, even if
I had said information

2353
01:49:17,120 --> 01:49:19,950
you want at this
juncture, be able.

2354
01:49:21,660 --> 01:49:22,880
You're a moron.

2355
01:49:22,960 --> 01:49:24,360
I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to ask you to leave.

2356
01:49:25,730 --> 01:49:27,850
Tyler had
been busy.

2357
01:49:27,960 --> 01:49:30,690
Setting up franchises
all over the country.

2358
01:49:33,530 --> 01:49:34,970
Was I asleep?

2359
01:49:35,040 --> 01:49:36,400
[Crowd Fighting]

2360
01:49:36,470 --> 01:49:37,940
Had I slept?

2361
01:49:38,040 --> 01:49:39,600
Is Tyler
my bad dream,

2362
01:49:39,710 --> 01:49:41,640
or am I Tyler's?

2363
01:49:41,710 --> 01:49:43,070
[Man] We've just
heard the stories.

2364
01:49:43,140 --> 01:49:44,370
What kind
of stories?

2365
01:49:44,480 --> 01:49:45,910
Like, nobody knows
what he looks like.

2366
01:49:46,010 --> 01:49:46,950
He has facial

2367
01:49:47,020 --> 01:49:47,950
reconstructive
surgery

2368
01:49:48,020 --> 01:49:49,070
every 3 years.

2369
01:49:49,180 --> 01:49:51,520
That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.

2370
01:49:51,590 --> 01:49:53,990
Is it true about
Fight Club in Miami?

2371
01:49:54,060 --> 01:49:56,420
Is Mr. Durden
building an army?

2372
01:49:56,490 --> 01:49:58,050
I was living
in a state

2373
01:49:58,160 --> 01:50:00,320
of perpetual
d�j� vu.

2374
01:50:00,430 --> 01:50:01,950
Everywhere I went,

2375
01:50:02,060 --> 01:50:04,500
I felt I'd already
been there.

2376
01:50:04,570 --> 01:50:08,500
It was like following
an invisible man.

2377
01:50:08,570 --> 01:50:10,630
The smell
of dried blood,

2378
01:50:10,740 --> 01:50:15,000
dirty, bare footprints
circling each other,

2379
01:50:15,080 --> 01:50:18,510
that aroma of old sweat,
like fried chicken.

2380
01:50:18,580 --> 01:50:20,270
The feel of a floor
still warm

2381
01:50:20,380 --> 01:50:21,910
from the fight
the night before.

2382
01:50:22,020 --> 01:50:25,950
I was always just
one step behind Tyler.

2383
01:50:26,020 --> 01:50:28,450
[Voices Murmuring]

2384
01:50:28,520 --> 01:50:30,490
[Men] His name
is Robert Paulson.

2385
01:50:30,590 --> 01:50:32,920
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2386
01:50:32,990 --> 01:50:33,930
His...

2387
01:50:36,760 --> 01:50:38,100
Welcome back,
sir.

2388
01:50:39,700 --> 01:50:40,790
How have
you been?

2389
01:50:42,600 --> 01:50:43,700
Do you know me?

2390
01:50:44,810 --> 01:50:46,270
Is this a test,
sir?

2391
01:50:46,410 --> 01:50:48,270
No, this
is not a test.

2392
01:50:48,380 --> 01:50:52,040
You were in here
last Thursday.

2393
01:50:52,150 --> 01:50:53,580
Thursday?

2394
01:50:53,650 --> 01:50:54,580
You were
standing

2395
01:50:54,650 --> 01:50:55,980
exactly where
you are now,

2396
01:50:56,050 --> 01:50:58,750
asking how good
security is.

2397
01:50:58,850 --> 01:51:00,150
It's tight
as a drum, sir.

2398
01:51:02,720 --> 01:51:05,060
Who do you
think I am?

2399
01:51:05,130 --> 01:51:07,690
Are you sure this
isn't a test?

2400
01:51:07,760 --> 01:51:09,730
No, this is
not a test.

2401
01:51:09,760 --> 01:51:13,170
You're Mr. Durden.

2402
01:51:13,230 --> 01:51:15,760
You're the one
who gave me this.

2403
01:51:16,940 --> 01:51:18,130
Please return
your seat backs

2404
01:51:18,240 --> 01:51:20,870
to their full, upright
and locked position.

2405
01:51:27,780 --> 01:51:29,310
[Telephone Rings]

2406
01:51:30,750 --> 01:51:31,720
[Rings]

2407
01:51:31,750 --> 01:51:32,720
Yeah?

2408
01:51:32,750 --> 01:51:33,720
Marla, it's me.

2409
01:51:33,760 --> 01:51:34,980
Have we ever
done it?

2410
01:51:35,060 --> 01:51:35,990
Done what?

2411
01:51:36,060 --> 01:51:37,150
Have we ever
had sex?

2412
01:51:37,260 --> 01:51:39,420
What kind of stupid
question is that?

2413
01:51:39,530 --> 01:51:40,860
Is it stupid because
the answer's yes,

2414
01:51:40,930 --> 01:51:41,900
or because
the answer's no?

2415
01:51:41,960 --> 01:51:43,450
Is this a trick?

2416
01:51:43,530 --> 01:51:44,760
No, Marla,
I need to know...

2417
01:51:44,830 --> 01:51:45,960
You mean you want
to know if I think

2418
01:51:46,070 --> 01:51:48,560
we were just having sex
or making love?

2419
01:51:48,640 --> 01:51:50,730
We did make love.

2420
01:51:50,840 --> 01:51:51,960
Is that what
you're calling it?

2421
01:51:52,070 --> 01:51:53,340
Just answer
the question,

2422
01:51:53,440 --> 01:51:54,340
Marla, please!

2423
01:51:54,440 --> 01:51:55,410
Did we do it
or not?

2424
01:51:55,510 --> 01:51:56,980
You fuck me,
then snub me.

2425
01:51:57,080 --> 01:51:58,070
You love me,
you hate me.

2426
01:51:58,180 --> 01:51:59,610
You show me
a sensitive side,

2427
01:51:59,680 --> 01:52:01,110
then you turn into
a total asshole.

2428
01:52:01,220 --> 01:52:02,200
Is that a pretty
accurate description

2429
01:52:02,320 --> 01:52:03,720
of our relationship,
Tyler?

2430
01:52:03,750 --> 01:52:06,410
We have just lost
cabin pressure.

2431
01:52:06,520 --> 01:52:07,450
What did you
just say?

2432
01:52:07,520 --> 01:52:08,510
What is wrong
with you?

2433
01:52:08,620 --> 01:52:09,820
What did you call
me? Say my name!

2434
01:52:09,920 --> 01:52:11,890
Tyler Durden.
Tyler Durden,

2435
01:52:11,960 --> 01:52:13,590
you fucking freak.
What's going on?

2436
01:52:13,690 --> 01:52:14,630
I'm coming over.

2437
01:52:14,700 --> 01:52:15,660
No, wait, Marla,
I'm not there...

2438
01:52:15,730 --> 01:52:16,700
[Dial Tone]

2439
01:52:17,870 --> 01:52:19,660
You broke
your promise.

2440
01:52:19,730 --> 01:52:20,700
Jesus, Tyler.

2441
01:52:20,770 --> 01:52:22,430
You fuckin' talked
to her about me.

2442
01:52:22,540 --> 01:52:24,200
Tyler, what the fuck
is going on here?

2443
01:52:24,310 --> 01:52:25,970
I asked you
for one thing,

2444
01:52:26,070 --> 01:52:27,730
one simple thing.

2445
01:52:27,840 --> 01:52:29,000
Why do people
think that I'm you?

2446
01:52:30,710 --> 01:52:31,870
Answer me!

2447
01:52:35,680 --> 01:52:36,620
Sit.

2448
01:52:39,990 --> 01:52:40,920
Now answer me.

2449
01:52:40,990 --> 01:52:42,480
Why do people think
that I'm you?

2450
01:52:43,790 --> 01:52:44,760
I think you know.

2451
01:52:44,860 --> 01:52:46,350
No, I don't.

2452
01:52:46,490 --> 01:52:47,520
Yes, you do.

2453
01:52:47,630 --> 01:52:50,220
Why would anyone possibly
confuse you with me?

2454
01:52:51,430 --> 01:52:54,130
Uh... I...
I don't know.

2455
01:52:57,970 --> 01:52:59,340
You got it.

2456
01:52:59,410 --> 01:53:00,840
No.

2457
01:53:00,910 --> 01:53:01,880
Do not
fuck with us.

2458
01:53:01,940 --> 01:53:03,110
Say it.

2459
01:53:03,130 --> 01:53:03,150
Say it.

2460
01:53:04,650 --> 01:53:06,370
Because...

2461
01:53:07,820 --> 01:53:08,870
Say it.

2462
01:53:10,790 --> 01:53:12,690
Because we're
the same person.

2463
01:53:12,720 --> 01:53:14,880
That's right.

2464
01:53:14,960 --> 01:53:17,120
We are the all-singing,
all dancing...

2465
01:53:17,190 --> 01:53:18,720
I don't
understand this.

2466
01:53:18,790 --> 01:53:19,730
You were looking
for a way

2467
01:53:19,790 --> 01:53:20,920
to change your life.

2468
01:53:21,000 --> 01:53:23,290
You could not do this
on your own.

2469
01:53:23,360 --> 01:53:25,260
All the ways you wish
you could be,

2470
01:53:25,330 --> 01:53:26,890
that's me.

2471
01:53:27,970 --> 01:53:29,230
I look like
you wanna look,

2472
01:53:29,300 --> 01:53:30,500
I fuck like
you wanna fuck,

2473
01:53:30,570 --> 01:53:31,900
I am smart,
capable,

2474
01:53:31,970 --> 01:53:34,130
and most importantly,
I am free

2475
01:53:34,210 --> 01:53:35,730
in all the ways
that you are not.

2476
01:53:35,810 --> 01:53:36,800
Oh, no.

2477
01:53:36,880 --> 01:53:37,810
Tyler's not here.

2478
01:53:37,880 --> 01:53:38,810
Tyler went away.

2479
01:53:38,880 --> 01:53:39,810
- Tyler's gone.
- What?

2480
01:53:39,880 --> 01:53:41,310
This is
impossible.

2481
01:53:41,380 --> 01:53:42,940
- No.
- This is crazy.

2482
01:53:43,020 --> 01:53:44,350
People do it
every day.

2483
01:53:44,420 --> 01:53:45,750
They talk
to themselves.

2484
01:53:45,820 --> 01:53:47,980
They see themselves
as they'd like to be.

2485
01:53:48,060 --> 01:53:49,990
They don't have
the courage you have,

2486
01:53:50,060 --> 01:53:51,250
to just
run with it.

2487
01:53:55,100 --> 01:53:56,960
Naturally, you're still
wrestling with it,

2488
01:53:57,030 --> 01:53:58,520
so sometimes
you're still you.

2489
01:53:58,600 --> 01:54:00,360
We should do this
again sometime.

2490
01:54:00,430 --> 01:54:03,300
Other times, you imagine
yourself watching me.

2491
01:54:03,370 --> 01:54:04,700
If this is your first
night at Fight Club,

2492
01:54:04,770 --> 01:54:05,860
you have to fight.

2493
01:54:05,940 --> 01:54:07,270
Little by little,

2494
01:54:07,340 --> 01:54:10,670
you're just letting
yourself become...

2495
01:54:10,710 --> 01:54:13,110
Tyler Durden.

2496
01:54:13,180 --> 01:54:14,200
You are not
your job,

2497
01:54:14,280 --> 01:54:15,980
or how much money
you have in the bank!

2498
01:54:16,050 --> 01:54:17,210
No, you have
a house.

2499
01:54:17,290 --> 01:54:18,480
Rented in your name.

2500
01:54:18,590 --> 01:54:20,490
You have jobs, you
have a whole life.

2501
01:54:20,590 --> 01:54:22,150
You have night jobs
because you can't sleep.

2502
01:54:22,220 --> 01:54:24,050
Or you stay up
and make soap.

2503
01:54:24,130 --> 01:54:25,680
Marla... You're
fucking Marla, Tyler.

2504
01:54:25,730 --> 01:54:27,690
Uh, technically,
you're fucking Marla.

2505
01:54:27,760 --> 01:54:29,060
But it's
all the same to her.

2506
01:54:31,400 --> 01:54:32,890
Oh, my God.

2507
01:54:33,970 --> 01:54:35,960
Now you see
our dilemma.

2508
01:54:36,040 --> 01:54:38,060
She knows too much.

2509
01:54:39,210 --> 01:54:40,260
I think we're going
to have to talk

2510
01:54:40,340 --> 01:54:43,570
about how this might
compromise our goals.

2511
01:54:43,640 --> 01:54:46,670
Wh... What are
you saying?

2512
01:54:46,710 --> 01:54:48,380
This is...
This is bullshit.

2513
01:54:48,450 --> 01:54:49,940
This is bullshit.

2514
01:54:50,020 --> 01:54:50,980
I'm not listening
to this.

2515
01:54:51,050 --> 01:54:51,980
You are insane.

2516
01:54:52,050 --> 01:54:53,880
No, you're insane.

2517
01:54:53,960 --> 01:54:56,480
And we simply do not
have time for this crap.

2518
01:54:59,060 --> 01:55:00,930
It's called
a changeover.

2519
01:55:01,000 --> 01:55:02,520
The movie goes on,

2520
01:55:02,630 --> 01:55:04,030
and nobody
in the audience

2521
01:55:04,100 --> 01:55:05,690
has any idea.

2522
01:55:18,680 --> 01:55:19,610
[Woman] Sir!

2523
01:55:19,680 --> 01:55:20,980
Are you checking out?

2524
01:55:21,050 --> 01:55:22,240
Yeah, uh,
b-bill me.

2525
01:55:22,320 --> 01:55:23,980
I need you to
initial this list

2526
01:55:24,050 --> 01:55:25,140
of phone calls,
please.

2527
01:55:29,160 --> 01:55:30,320
When were
these made?

2528
01:55:30,390 --> 01:55:31,620
It says
right there, sir,

2529
01:55:31,690 --> 01:55:33,220
between 2:00 and 3:30
this morning.

2530
01:55:33,290 --> 01:55:34,660
No, I w...

2531
01:55:38,530 --> 01:55:39,620
Have I been
going to bed

2532
01:55:39,700 --> 01:55:40,930
earlier
every night?

2533
01:55:41,000 --> 01:55:43,030
Have I been
sleeping later?

2534
01:55:45,010 --> 01:55:48,030
Have I been Tyler
longer and longer?

2535
01:55:51,580 --> 01:55:52,510
Is anybody here?

2536
01:55:55,580 --> 01:55:58,420
D�j� vu
all over again.

2537
01:55:59,490 --> 01:56:00,420
Yeah, with
enough soap,

2538
01:56:00,490 --> 01:56:01,890
we could blow up
just about anything.

2539
01:56:05,060 --> 01:56:07,080
Oh, my God.

2540
01:56:10,200 --> 01:56:11,160
[Man On Telephone]
1888.

2541
01:56:11,230 --> 01:56:12,490
I'm sorry,
who am I calling?

2542
01:56:12,570 --> 01:56:14,530
1888 Franklin.
This is Maintenance.

2543
01:56:16,670 --> 01:56:18,070
Hello?

2544
01:56:18,140 --> 01:56:19,070
Hello?

2545
01:56:19,140 --> 01:56:21,010
1888 Franklin Street?

2546
01:56:21,080 --> 01:56:24,170
Yes.
Can I help you?

2547
01:56:26,480 --> 01:56:28,110
Hello?

2548
01:56:28,180 --> 01:56:29,310
Yeah, yeah.

2549
01:56:29,380 --> 01:56:30,680
Uh, I need to talk
to your supervisor

2550
01:56:30,720 --> 01:56:31,690
right away.

2551
01:56:31,720 --> 01:56:32,690
Speaking.

2552
01:56:32,720 --> 01:56:33,690
OK, listen to me.

2553
01:56:33,720 --> 01:56:34,920
I think something
really terrible

2554
01:56:34,990 --> 01:56:35,960
is about to happen
at your building.

2555
01:56:36,020 --> 01:56:37,010
You have got...

2556
01:56:37,090 --> 01:56:38,320
It's under
control, sir.

2557
01:56:39,690 --> 01:56:40,680
Excuse me?

2558
01:56:40,730 --> 01:56:42,290
Don't worry
about us, sir.

2559
01:56:42,360 --> 01:56:43,800
We're solid.

2560
01:56:47,440 --> 01:56:48,730
[Man On Telephone]
2160.

2561
01:56:56,680 --> 01:56:57,670
Marla!
Marla!

2562
01:56:57,780 --> 01:56:59,770
Hey... Fuck! Wait!

2563
01:57:00,850 --> 01:57:02,540
Wait, I gotta
talk to you!

2564
01:57:02,620 --> 01:57:03,780
Marla, Marla!

2565
01:57:03,850 --> 01:57:04,940
Your whacked-out
bald freaks

2566
01:57:05,020 --> 01:57:06,490
hit me with
a fucking broom!

2567
01:57:06,550 --> 01:57:08,220
They almost
broke my arm!

2568
01:57:08,290 --> 01:57:09,920
They were burning their
fingertips with lye,

2569
01:57:09,990 --> 01:57:10,980
the stink was
unbelievable.

2570
01:57:11,060 --> 01:57:11,990
Look... Look,
listen,

2571
01:57:12,060 --> 01:57:12,990
it's gonna take
a tremendous act

2572
01:57:13,060 --> 01:57:13,990
of faith
on your part,

2573
01:57:14,060 --> 01:57:15,030
but you've got
to hear me out.

2574
01:57:15,100 --> 01:57:17,000
Oh, here comes
an avalanche of bullshit.

2575
01:57:17,060 --> 01:57:18,530
A little more faith
than that.

2576
01:57:22,900 --> 01:57:23,840
No, listen,
I don't want to hear

2577
01:57:23,900 --> 01:57:24,840
anything
you have to say.

2578
01:57:24,910 --> 01:57:26,960
You have every
right to be...

2579
01:57:27,040 --> 01:57:29,100
Um, I'll just have
a coffee, thanks.

2580
01:57:29,180 --> 01:57:32,110
Sir, anything you order
is free of charge, sir.

2581
01:57:32,180 --> 01:57:34,240
Why is it
free of charge?

2582
01:57:34,320 --> 01:57:35,410
Don't... Don't ask.

2583
01:57:35,480 --> 01:57:36,540
Whatever.

2584
01:57:36,620 --> 01:57:39,250
I'll have the clam chowder,
the fried chicken

2585
01:57:39,320 --> 01:57:40,410
with the baked potato
with everything,

2586
01:57:40,490 --> 01:57:41,960
and a chocolate
chiffon pie.

2587
01:57:42,020 --> 01:57:44,120
Clean food, please.

2588
01:57:44,190 --> 01:57:45,950
In that case, sir,
may I advise against

2589
01:57:46,030 --> 01:57:47,250
the lady eating
the clam chowder?

2590
01:57:47,330 --> 01:57:49,320
No clam chowder,
thank you.

2591
01:57:51,530 --> 01:57:53,060
You've got
about 30 seconds.

2592
01:57:55,800 --> 01:57:56,700
Marla, I know that
I've been acting

2593
01:57:56,800 --> 01:57:58,000
very, very strange.

2594
01:57:58,070 --> 01:58:00,230
OK, I know that
it's got to seem

2595
01:58:00,310 --> 01:58:01,370
like there's
2 sides to me...

2596
01:58:01,440 --> 01:58:02,370
2 sides?

2597
01:58:02,440 --> 01:58:03,710
You're Dr. Jekyll
and Mr. Jackass.

2598
01:58:03,810 --> 01:58:04,710
I deserve that,
but...

2599
01:58:04,810 --> 01:58:05,970
I've come
to realize something

2600
01:58:06,050 --> 01:58:06,980
very, very
important.

2601
01:58:07,050 --> 01:58:08,110
What?

2602
01:58:08,180 --> 01:58:09,620
The full extent
of our relationship

2603
01:58:09,680 --> 01:58:11,710
wasn't really clear
to me up until now,

2604
01:58:11,820 --> 01:58:13,010
for reasons I'm not
going to go into,

2605
01:58:13,090 --> 01:58:14,520
but the important
thing is, I know

2606
01:58:14,590 --> 01:58:15,780
that I haven't been
treating you so nice.

2607
01:58:15,860 --> 01:58:16,790
Yeah, whatever.

2608
01:58:16,860 --> 01:58:17,820
No, no...
15 seconds.

2609
01:58:17,890 --> 01:58:19,090
15 seconds,
please, please.

2610
01:58:19,160 --> 01:58:20,990
15 seconds, don't
open your mouth.

2611
01:58:21,060 --> 01:58:23,620
I'm trying to tell you
that I'm sorry.

2612
01:58:23,700 --> 01:58:24,890
Because what
I've come to realize

2613
01:58:24,970 --> 01:58:27,700
is that I really
like you, Marla.

2614
01:58:28,940 --> 01:58:30,230
You do?

2615
01:58:30,300 --> 01:58:31,830
I really do.

2616
01:58:31,910 --> 01:58:32,870
I care about you

2617
01:58:32,940 --> 01:58:33,960
and I don't want
anything bad

2618
01:58:34,040 --> 01:58:36,600
to happen to you
because of me.

2619
01:58:36,680 --> 01:58:39,370
Marla, your life
is in danger.

2620
01:58:40,510 --> 01:58:41,450
What?

2621
01:58:41,520 --> 01:58:43,920
You need to leave
town for a while.

2622
01:58:43,980 --> 01:58:45,250
Get out of
any major city

2623
01:58:45,320 --> 01:58:46,450
and just go camping
or something.

2624
01:58:46,520 --> 01:58:47,580
You're an insane person.

2625
01:58:47,660 --> 01:58:48,710
No, no,
I've involved you

2626
01:58:48,820 --> 01:58:50,620
in something terrible
that's about to happen.

2627
01:58:50,690 --> 01:58:52,120
No.
Shut up,

2628
01:58:52,190 --> 01:58:53,350
shut up!

2629
01:58:56,560 --> 01:58:58,290
Listen,
I tried, Tyler.

2630
01:58:58,370 --> 01:58:59,530
I really tried.

2631
01:58:59,600 --> 01:59:00,530
I know you did.

2632
01:59:00,600 --> 01:59:02,570
There are things
about you I like.

2633
01:59:02,640 --> 01:59:04,130
You're smart,
you're funny,

2634
01:59:04,210 --> 01:59:06,570
you're spectacular
in bed.

2635
01:59:06,640 --> 01:59:09,770
But you're
intolerable.

2636
01:59:09,880 --> 01:59:12,740
You have very serious
emotional problems.

2637
01:59:12,850 --> 01:59:14,610
Deep-seated problems
for which you should seek

2638
01:59:14,680 --> 01:59:16,010
professional help.

2639
01:59:16,080 --> 01:59:17,480
I know,
and I'm sorry.

2640
01:59:17,550 --> 01:59:18,420
Yeah, you're sorry,
I'm sorry,

2641
01:59:18,490 --> 01:59:19,610
everyone's sorry.
But...

2642
01:59:21,160 --> 01:59:22,850
I can't
do this anymore.

2643
01:59:23,960 --> 01:59:25,480
I can't.

2644
01:59:25,560 --> 01:59:26,550
And I won't.

2645
01:59:28,130 --> 01:59:29,150
I'm gone.

2646
01:59:30,870 --> 01:59:31,760
You can't leave,
Marla,

2647
01:59:31,870 --> 01:59:33,530
you're not safe!

2648
01:59:33,560 --> 01:59:33,570
you're not safe!

2649
01:59:37,440 --> 01:59:38,370
No!
Leave me alone!

2650
01:59:38,440 --> 01:59:40,300
Marla, I'm trying
to protect you.

2651
01:59:40,370 --> 01:59:41,900
I don't ever want
to see you again!

2652
01:59:41,980 --> 01:59:43,640
That's fine, if
that's what it takes...

2653
01:59:43,710 --> 01:59:45,040
You wait.
Wait right here.

2654
01:59:46,250 --> 01:59:47,940
[Brakes Squealing]

2655
01:59:49,680 --> 01:59:50,650
Hold it
right there.

2656
01:59:50,680 --> 01:59:51,650
- [Honking]
- Shut up!

2657
01:59:51,690 --> 01:59:52,710
Shut up!

2658
01:59:52,790 --> 01:59:54,650
Take this money
and get on this bus.

2659
01:59:54,690 --> 01:59:55,660
And I promise you

2660
01:59:55,690 --> 01:59:56,710
I will never
bother you again

2661
01:59:56,760 --> 01:59:57,690
if that's
what you want.

2662
01:59:57,760 --> 01:59:59,020
- [Honks]
- Shut up!

2663
01:59:59,090 --> 02:00:00,420
Please get
on the bus.

2664
02:00:00,490 --> 02:00:01,890
Please get
on the bus!

2665
02:00:03,660 --> 02:00:04,790
Why are you
doing this?

2666
02:00:04,900 --> 02:00:06,490
Because they think you're
some kind of a threat.

2667
02:00:06,570 --> 02:00:07,660
I... I can't explain it
right now,

2668
02:00:07,700 --> 02:00:08,670
just trust me.

2669
02:00:08,700 --> 02:00:09,670
If I see
where you're going,

2670
02:00:09,700 --> 02:00:10,670
you will
not be safe.

2671
02:00:10,700 --> 02:00:11,930
I'm not paying
this back.

2672
02:00:12,010 --> 02:00:13,470
I consider it
asshole tax.

2673
02:00:13,540 --> 02:00:15,630
That's fine. Remember,
stay out of major cities

2674
02:00:15,710 --> 02:00:16,800
for at least
a couple of days, OK?

2675
02:00:16,910 --> 02:00:17,810
Tyler.

2676
02:00:19,450 --> 02:00:20,740
You're
the worst thing

2677
02:00:20,810 --> 02:00:22,250
that ever
happened to me.

2678
02:00:29,760 --> 02:00:30,690
[Honking]

2679
02:00:37,330 --> 02:00:38,700
Hello.

2680
02:00:38,730 --> 02:00:40,360
I need you
to arrest me.

2681
02:00:40,430 --> 02:00:42,700
I am the leader of
a terrorist organization

2682
02:00:42,770 --> 02:00:45,100
responsible for numerous
acts of vandalism,

2683
02:00:45,170 --> 02:00:46,830
and assault
all over this city.

2684
02:00:47,940 --> 02:00:49,170
...in the
metropolitan area,

2685
02:00:49,240 --> 02:00:51,730
with probably a couple
hundred members.

2686
02:00:51,810 --> 02:00:52,940
Chapters
have sprung up

2687
02:00:53,010 --> 02:00:55,740
in 5 or 6 other
major cities already.

2688
02:00:55,820 --> 02:00:58,880
This is a tightly
regimented organization,

2689
02:00:58,990 --> 02:01:01,080
with many cells
capable of operating

2690
02:01:01,160 --> 02:01:04,180
completely independent
of central leadership.

2691
02:01:04,260 --> 02:01:06,390
Look, look,
go to that house, OK?

2692
02:01:06,460 --> 02:01:08,590
1537 Paper Street.

2693
02:01:08,660 --> 02:01:10,600
That's our headquarters.

2694
02:01:10,660 --> 02:01:13,190
In the back,
buried in the garden,

2695
02:01:13,270 --> 02:01:16,360
you'll find the body
of Robert Paulson.

2696
02:01:16,440 --> 02:01:18,370
In the basement,

2697
02:01:18,440 --> 02:01:19,630
you're gonna find
some bathtubs

2698
02:01:19,710 --> 02:01:21,230
that have been used
very recently

2699
02:01:21,310 --> 02:01:25,340
to make large quantities
of nitroglycerin.

2700
02:01:25,410 --> 02:01:26,470
I believe the plan

2701
02:01:26,550 --> 02:01:28,310
is to blow up
the headquarters

2702
02:01:28,380 --> 02:01:29,970
of these credit card
companies,

2703
02:01:30,050 --> 02:01:31,880
and the T.R.W. building.

2704
02:01:33,650 --> 02:01:34,850
Why these buildings?

2705
02:01:34,920 --> 02:01:36,980
Why credit card
companies?

2706
02:01:37,060 --> 02:01:38,850
If you erase
the debt record,

2707
02:01:38,930 --> 02:01:41,450
then we all
go back to zero.

2708
02:01:41,530 --> 02:01:43,550
It'll create
total chaos.

2709
02:01:46,330 --> 02:01:47,320
Keep him talking.

2710
02:01:47,400 --> 02:01:48,390
I need to make
a phone call.

2711
02:01:59,280 --> 02:02:01,210
I really admire
what you're doing.

2712
02:02:02,850 --> 02:02:03,780
What?

2713
02:02:03,850 --> 02:02:06,080
You're a brave man
to order this.

2714
02:02:06,150 --> 02:02:07,780
You're a genius,
sir.

2715
02:02:07,860 --> 02:02:10,790
You said, if anyone
ever interferes

2716
02:02:10,860 --> 02:02:12,660
with Project Mayhem...
even you...

2717
02:02:12,690 --> 02:02:15,030
we gotta
get his balls.

2718
02:02:16,500 --> 02:02:17,460
It's useless
to fight.

2719
02:02:17,530 --> 02:02:18,660
This is really
a powerful gesture,

2720
02:02:18,700 --> 02:02:19,670
Mr. Durden.

2721
02:02:19,700 --> 02:02:20,960
It'll set quite
an example.

2722
02:02:21,070 --> 02:02:23,160
You're making
a big mistake, fellas.

2723
02:02:23,240 --> 02:02:24,170
You said
you'd say that.

2724
02:02:24,240 --> 02:02:25,710
I'm not
Tyler Durden!

2725
02:02:25,740 --> 02:02:27,300
You told us
you'd say that, too.

2726
02:02:27,370 --> 02:02:30,210
All right,
I am Tyler Durden.

2727
02:02:30,280 --> 02:02:31,470
Listen to me,

2728
02:02:31,550 --> 02:02:33,100
I'm giving you
a direct order.

2729
02:02:33,180 --> 02:02:35,170
We are aborting this
mission, right now.

2730
02:02:35,250 --> 02:02:36,650
You said you would
definitely say that.

2731
02:02:42,820 --> 02:02:43,850
Are you fucking
out of your minds?

2732
02:02:43,920 --> 02:02:45,260
You're
police officers!

2733
02:02:48,260 --> 02:02:49,390
Somebody
timing this?

2734
02:02:49,460 --> 02:02:50,400
No! No!

2735
02:02:50,460 --> 02:02:51,950
Keep your
mouth shut!

2736
02:02:52,070 --> 02:02:52,960
[Knock On Door]

2737
02:02:53,070 --> 02:02:53,970
Shit.

2738
02:02:56,740 --> 02:02:57,700
Yeah?

2739
02:02:57,770 --> 02:02:58,800
Hey, you know, some
of this information

2740
02:02:58,870 --> 02:03:00,170
checks out.

2741
02:03:00,240 --> 02:03:01,760
Let's go over
to that house

2742
02:03:01,840 --> 02:03:02,900
on Paper Street.

2743
02:03:02,980 --> 02:03:04,070
Be right there.

2744
02:03:04,140 --> 02:03:05,080
[Door Closes]

2745
02:03:05,150 --> 02:03:06,510
Hey! Wait!

2746
02:03:06,580 --> 02:03:07,770
I got him.

2747
02:03:07,850 --> 02:03:09,150
Sir, we have
to do this, sir.

2748
02:03:09,220 --> 02:03:10,340
Stop fighting.

2749
02:03:10,420 --> 02:03:11,710
Where's the rubber band?

2750
02:03:11,750 --> 02:03:12,840
Get away from me!

2751
02:03:12,920 --> 02:03:13,850
Drop that
fucking knife!

2752
02:03:13,920 --> 02:03:14,850
Drop it!

2753
02:03:18,130 --> 02:03:19,020
Back up.

2754
02:03:19,130 --> 02:03:20,180
Face down
on the floor,

2755
02:03:20,260 --> 02:03:21,190
both of you,
right now!

2756
02:03:23,730 --> 02:03:25,360
Get down
on the floor!

2757
02:03:29,940 --> 02:03:31,910
First person comes out
this fucking door

2758
02:03:31,970 --> 02:03:34,170
gets a... gets a lead salad,
you understand?

2759
02:03:55,330 --> 02:03:56,260
[Horns Blaring]

2760
02:03:59,200 --> 02:04:01,060
Get away!
Get away!

2761
02:04:13,780 --> 02:04:15,270
I ran.

2762
02:04:16,780 --> 02:04:18,550
I ran until
my muscles burned

2763
02:04:18,620 --> 02:04:20,710
and my veins pumped
battery acid.

2764
02:04:23,520 --> 02:04:25,190
Then I ran
some more.

2765
02:05:06,770 --> 02:05:08,630
What the fuck
are you doing?

2766
02:05:08,700 --> 02:05:10,290
Running around
in your underpants.

2767
02:05:10,370 --> 02:05:11,670
Man, you look
like a crazy person.

2768
02:05:11,710 --> 02:05:13,470
No, I'm
onto you.

2769
02:05:13,540 --> 02:05:14,670
I know what's
going on here.

2770
02:05:14,710 --> 02:05:15,770
Well come on,
then.

2771
02:05:15,840 --> 02:05:17,370
I got us a great place
to watch from.

2772
02:05:17,440 --> 02:05:18,670
[Grunting]

2773
02:05:18,710 --> 02:05:19,770
It'll be like
pay-per-view.

2774
02:06:08,730 --> 02:06:09,700
Oh, Christ.

2775
02:06:09,730 --> 02:06:11,660
Now what
are you doing?

2776
02:06:11,700 --> 02:06:12,790
I'm stopping this.

2777
02:06:12,870 --> 02:06:15,890
Why? Greatest thing
you've ever done, man.

2778
02:06:15,970 --> 02:06:17,630
No, I can't
let this happen.

2779
02:06:17,700 --> 02:06:19,190
You know there
are 10 other bombs

2780
02:06:19,310 --> 02:06:20,740
in 10 other buildings.

2781
02:06:20,810 --> 02:06:22,170
God damn it, since when
is Project Mayhem

2782
02:06:22,280 --> 02:06:23,170
about murder?

2783
02:06:23,280 --> 02:06:24,570
The buildings
are empty.

2784
02:06:24,650 --> 02:06:26,170
Security and maintenance,
all our people.

2785
02:06:26,280 --> 02:06:27,470
We're not killing
anyone, man,

2786
02:06:27,550 --> 02:06:28,740
we're setting 'em free.

2787
02:06:28,820 --> 02:06:29,750
Bob is dead.

2788
02:06:29,820 --> 02:06:31,580
They shot him
in the head.

2789
02:06:31,650 --> 02:06:32,880
You wanna
make an omelet,

2790
02:06:32,950 --> 02:06:34,550
you gotta
break some eggs.

2791
02:06:34,620 --> 02:06:35,850
No, I'm not
listening to you.

2792
02:06:35,920 --> 02:06:36,980
You're not
even there.

2793
02:06:44,800 --> 02:06:45,770
Wouldn't do that.

2794
02:06:45,830 --> 02:06:48,630
Not unless I knew which
wires were what.

2795
02:06:48,700 --> 02:06:50,360
If you know,
then I know.

2796
02:06:56,010 --> 02:06:56,940
Or...

2797
02:06:57,010 --> 02:06:57,940
maybe I knew
you'd know,

2798
02:06:58,010 --> 02:06:59,040
so I spent
the whole day

2799
02:06:59,110 --> 02:07:00,310
thinking about
the wrong ones.

2800
02:07:08,920 --> 02:07:09,910
You think?

2801
02:07:11,960 --> 02:07:13,760
Oh, heavens no,
not the green one.

2802
02:07:14,930 --> 02:07:16,260
Pull any one
but the green one.

2803
02:07:22,140 --> 02:07:24,000
I asked you
not to do that!

2804
02:07:29,640 --> 02:07:30,910
Tyler, get away
from the van.

2805
02:07:33,950 --> 02:07:35,410
Tyler, I'm
not kidding!

2806
02:07:35,480 --> 02:07:37,380
Get away
from the van!

2807
02:07:37,450 --> 02:07:38,710
God damn it!

2808
02:07:39,990 --> 02:07:41,480
Whoa!

2809
02:07:41,560 --> 02:07:42,490
Whoa!

2810
02:07:45,690 --> 02:07:48,490
OK, you are now
firing a gun

2811
02:07:48,560 --> 02:07:49,790
at your imaginary
friend

2812
02:07:49,860 --> 02:07:52,590
near 400 gallons
of nitroglycerin!

2813
02:07:54,840 --> 02:07:56,560
Look, Tyler,
Tyler!

2814
02:07:59,670 --> 02:08:00,870
Ahh!

2815
02:08:10,020 --> 02:08:11,710
Aw, come on.

2816
02:08:11,750 --> 02:08:12,950
Don't go.

2817
02:08:51,630 --> 02:08:52,750
What?!

2818
02:09:38,710 --> 02:09:39,830
3 minutes.

2819
02:09:39,910 --> 02:09:42,200
This is it.

2820
02:09:42,280 --> 02:09:44,330
The beginning.

2821
02:09:44,410 --> 02:09:46,380
Ground zero.

2822
02:09:46,480 --> 02:09:48,410
I think this is about
where we came in.

2823
02:09:48,520 --> 02:09:49,480
Would you like
to say a few words

2824
02:09:49,550 --> 02:09:51,310
to mark the occasion?

2825
02:09:51,380 --> 02:09:53,150
[Mumbling]

2826
02:09:53,220 --> 02:09:54,410
I'm sorry?

2827
02:09:54,520 --> 02:09:57,120
I still can't think
of anything.

2828
02:09:58,790 --> 02:10:00,920
Ah, flashback humor.

2829
02:10:06,130 --> 02:10:07,790
It's getting
exciting now.

2830
02:10:10,170 --> 02:10:11,190
2 and 1/2.

2831
02:10:11,270 --> 02:10:12,200
Think of everything

2832
02:10:12,270 --> 02:10:13,800
we've accomplished,
man.

2833
02:10:15,180 --> 02:10:17,010
Out these windows,
we will view

2834
02:10:17,080 --> 02:10:18,700
the collapse
of financial history.

2835
02:10:19,850 --> 02:10:22,210
One step closer to
economic equilibrium.

2836
02:10:37,160 --> 02:10:38,560
Why is she here?

2837
02:10:38,630 --> 02:10:40,570
Tying up loose ends.

2838
02:10:40,630 --> 02:10:43,690
[Marla] Put me down,
you bald-headed fucks!

2839
02:10:43,770 --> 02:10:45,000
I'm begging you,

2840
02:10:45,070 --> 02:10:46,000
please don't
do this.

2841
02:10:46,070 --> 02:10:47,000
I'm not doing this.

2842
02:10:47,070 --> 02:10:48,770
We are doing this.

2843
02:10:48,840 --> 02:10:49,900
This is what we want.

2844
02:10:49,980 --> 02:10:52,040
No, I don't
want this.

2845
02:10:52,110 --> 02:10:55,240
Right, except you
is meaningless now.

2846
02:10:55,320 --> 02:10:56,980
We have to forget
about you.

2847
02:10:57,050 --> 02:10:59,310
Jesus, you're
a voice in my head.

2848
02:10:59,390 --> 02:11:00,680
You're a voice
in mine.

2849
02:11:00,750 --> 02:11:02,220
You're a fucking
hallucination,

2850
02:11:02,290 --> 02:11:03,420
why can't I
get rid of you?

2851
02:11:03,490 --> 02:11:04,420
You need me.

2852
02:11:04,490 --> 02:11:06,660
No, I don't,
I really don't anymore.

2853
02:11:06,680 --> 02:11:06,700
No, I don't,
I really don't anymore.

2854
02:11:06,760 --> 02:11:07,780
Hey, you created me.

2855
02:11:07,860 --> 02:11:09,660
I didn't create
some loser alter ego

2856
02:11:09,700 --> 02:11:11,160
to make myself
feel better.

2857
02:11:11,230 --> 02:11:12,290
Take some
responsibility.

2858
02:11:12,370 --> 02:11:13,590
I do.

2859
02:11:13,670 --> 02:11:15,660
I am responsible
for all of it,

2860
02:11:15,700 --> 02:11:16,790
and I
accept that.

2861
02:11:16,870 --> 02:11:19,130
So please,
I'm begging you,

2862
02:11:19,210 --> 02:11:20,870
please
call this off.

2863
02:11:23,210 --> 02:11:25,070
Have I ever
let us down?

2864
02:11:26,580 --> 02:11:28,840
How far have you come
because of me?

2865
02:11:34,790 --> 02:11:36,780
I will bring us
through this.

2866
02:11:36,860 --> 02:11:38,790
As always,

2867
02:11:38,860 --> 02:11:41,050
I will carry you,
kicking and screaming,

2868
02:11:41,130 --> 02:11:43,250
and in the end,
you will thank me.

2869
02:11:43,330 --> 02:11:45,230
Tyler.

2870
02:11:45,300 --> 02:11:47,490
Tyler, I'm
grateful to you

2871
02:11:47,600 --> 02:11:48,830
for everything

2872
02:11:48,900 --> 02:11:49,890
that you've
done for me.

2873
02:11:49,970 --> 02:11:51,530
But this
is too much.

2874
02:11:51,640 --> 02:11:53,130
I don't
want this.

2875
02:11:53,210 --> 02:11:54,140
What do you want?!

2876
02:11:54,210 --> 02:11:55,470
Want to go back
to the shit job,

2877
02:11:55,540 --> 02:11:58,010
fucking condo world,
watching sitcoms?

2878
02:11:58,080 --> 02:12:00,050
Fuck you.
I won't do it.

2879
02:12:00,110 --> 02:12:02,780
Oh, God, this
can't be happening.

2880
02:12:02,850 --> 02:12:05,320
It's already done,
so shut up.

2881
02:12:05,390 --> 02:12:06,320
60 seconds.

2882
02:12:06,390 --> 02:12:07,750
Can you see
alright?

2883
02:12:10,620 --> 02:12:12,020
I can figure this out.

2884
02:12:12,090 --> 02:12:13,680
I can figure this out,
this isn't even real.

2885
02:12:13,730 --> 02:12:15,720
You're not real,
that gun isn't...

2886
02:12:15,800 --> 02:12:17,560
That gun isn't
even in your hand.

2887
02:12:19,100 --> 02:12:20,590
The gun's in my hand.

2888
02:12:26,210 --> 02:12:28,640
Hey, good for you.
Doesn't change a thing.

2889
02:12:37,520 --> 02:12:40,210
Why do you want to put
a gun to your head?

2890
02:12:40,290 --> 02:12:43,120
Not my head, Tyler.

2891
02:12:43,190 --> 02:12:44,950
Our head.

2892
02:12:46,690 --> 02:12:48,090
Interesting.

2893
02:12:51,460 --> 02:12:54,230
Where are you going
with this, I KEA boy?

2894
02:13:01,010 --> 02:13:04,470
Hey, it's you
and me.

2895
02:13:07,450 --> 02:13:08,380
Friends.

2896
02:13:10,420 --> 02:13:11,350
Tyler...

2897
02:13:14,350 --> 02:13:17,260
I want you to
really listen to me.

2898
02:13:17,320 --> 02:13:18,260
OK.

2899
02:13:21,290 --> 02:13:22,990
My eyes are open.

2900
02:13:40,810 --> 02:13:42,680
What's that smell?

2901
02:13:57,030 --> 02:13:58,460
[Elevator Bell Dings]

2902
02:14:02,970 --> 02:14:04,530
Where is
everybody?

2903
02:14:04,600 --> 02:14:05,800
I don't know,
what's goin' on?

2904
02:14:06,870 --> 02:14:08,140
Mr. Durden!

2905
02:14:09,210 --> 02:14:10,570
Oh, my God.

2906
02:14:10,640 --> 02:14:11,580
Sir?

2907
02:14:16,120 --> 02:14:17,240
Are you, uh...

2908
02:14:17,320 --> 02:14:19,150
Are you
alright, sir?

2909
02:14:19,220 --> 02:14:20,450
Oh, yeah, I'm OK.

2910
02:14:20,520 --> 02:14:21,450
You look
terrible, sir.

2911
02:14:21,520 --> 02:14:23,180
What happened?

2912
02:14:23,260 --> 02:14:25,450
Oh, nothing.
It's no problem.

2913
02:14:25,530 --> 02:14:27,290
Oh, no, no, sir,
he's not kidding.

2914
02:14:27,360 --> 02:14:28,520
You look
really awful.

2915
02:14:28,600 --> 02:14:29,720
You need medical
assistance.

2916
02:14:29,830 --> 02:14:31,300
- I'm fine.
- Ugh.

2917
02:14:31,360 --> 02:14:32,350
Look, I'm fine.

2918
02:14:32,430 --> 02:14:34,920
Everything's fine.

2919
02:14:35,000 --> 02:14:38,370
[Marla Shouting]

2920
02:14:38,440 --> 02:14:40,460
Let... Let her go.

2921
02:14:40,540 --> 02:14:41,530
Christ
almighty!

2922
02:14:41,610 --> 02:14:43,470
You!

2923
02:14:43,540 --> 02:14:45,980
Hi, Marla.

2924
02:14:47,050 --> 02:14:48,010
Leave her
with me,

2925
02:14:48,080 --> 02:14:49,010
get your stuff,

2926
02:14:49,080 --> 02:14:50,010
I'll meet you
downstairs.

2927
02:14:50,080 --> 02:14:51,020
Are you sure?

2928
02:14:51,080 --> 02:14:53,050
Yes, I'm sure.

2929
02:14:54,220 --> 02:14:56,190
You fucker!

2930
02:14:56,260 --> 02:14:57,190
What kind of sick
fucking game

2931
02:14:57,260 --> 02:14:58,190
are you
playing now,

2932
02:14:58,260 --> 02:14:59,190
putting me
on a fucking bu...

2933
02:14:59,260 --> 02:15:01,160
Oh, my God,
your face!

2934
02:15:01,230 --> 02:15:02,660
Yeah, I know.

2935
02:15:07,470 --> 02:15:09,400
What happened?

2936
02:15:09,470 --> 02:15:10,630
Don't ask.

2937
02:15:10,700 --> 02:15:11,640
You're shot.

2938
02:15:11,700 --> 02:15:13,070
Yes, I'm shot.

2939
02:15:13,140 --> 02:15:14,660
Oh, my God.

2940
02:15:14,710 --> 02:15:16,170
I can't believe
he's standing.

2941
02:15:16,240 --> 02:15:17,680
One tough
motherfucker.

2942
02:15:21,550 --> 02:15:23,410
Who did this?

2943
02:15:23,480 --> 02:15:26,010
I did, actually.

2944
02:15:26,090 --> 02:15:27,480
Find some gauze.

2945
02:15:29,490 --> 02:15:31,550
You shot
yourself?

2946
02:15:31,620 --> 02:15:32,680
Yes, but it's OK.

2947
02:15:32,730 --> 02:15:34,320
Marla, look at me.

2948
02:15:34,390 --> 02:15:36,660
I'm really OK.

2949
02:15:36,700 --> 02:15:38,690
Trust me.

2950
02:15:38,730 --> 02:15:40,490
Everything's
gonna be fine.

2951
02:15:53,580 --> 02:15:55,380
You met me at
a very strange time

2952
02:15:55,450 --> 02:15:56,710
in my life.

2953
02:15:58,720 --> 02:16:00,240
 With your feet
on the air 

2954
02:16:00,320 --> 02:16:02,790
 And your head
on the ground 

2955
02:16:06,060 --> 02:16:10,390
 Try this trick
and spin it, yeah 

2956
02:16:11,600 --> 02:16:13,360
 Your head'll
collapse 

2957
02:16:13,430 --> 02:16:15,160
 If there's
nothing in it 

2958
02:16:15,240 --> 02:16:16,500
 And you'll ask
yourself 

2959
02:16:17,270 --> 02:16:18,440
 Where is my mind? 

2960
02:16:18,470 --> 02:16:20,130
 Where is my mind? 

2961
02:16:20,210 --> 02:16:22,170
 Where is my mind? 

2962
02:16:22,240 --> 02:16:26,180
 Where is my mind? 

2963
02:16:34,150 --> 02:16:40,220
 Way out in the water,
see it swimming 

2964
02:16:46,030 --> 02:16:49,730
 I was swimming
in the Caribbean 

2965
02:16:52,710 --> 02:16:58,170
 Animals were hiding
behind the rock 

2966
02:16:58,240 --> 02:17:00,340
 Except for little fish 

2967
02:17:00,410 --> 02:17:01,710
 When they told me
east is west 

2968
02:17:01,780 --> 02:17:03,980
 Trying to talk
to me, coy koi 

2969
02:17:04,050 --> 02:17:07,020
 Where is my mind? 

2970
02:17:07,090 --> 02:17:08,990
 Where is my mind? 

2971
02:17:09,060 --> 02:17:13,460
 Where is my mind? 

2972
02:17:20,770 --> 02:17:27,570
 Way out in the water,
see it swimming 

2973
02:17:40,850 --> 02:17:42,250
 With your feet
on the air 

2974
02:17:42,320 --> 02:17:44,880
 And your head
on the ground 

2975
02:17:47,890 --> 02:17:51,730
 Try this trick
and spin it, yeah 

2976
02:17:53,430 --> 02:17:56,930
 Your head'll collapse
if there's nothing in it 

2977
02:17:57,040 --> 02:17:59,100
 And you'll ask yourself 

2978
02:17:59,170 --> 02:18:01,700
 Where is my mind? 

2979
02:18:01,740 --> 02:18:04,040
 Where is my mind? 

2980
02:18:04,110 --> 02:18:08,340
 Where is my mind? 

2981
02:18:15,660 --> 02:18:22,220
 Way out in the water,
see it swimming 

2982
02:18:23,305 --> 02:19:23,842
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