1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 -== [ www.OpenSubtitles.com ] ==- 2 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:06,510 People always ask me if I know Tyler Durden. 3 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:08,480 Three minutes. 4 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:10,890 This is it. Ground zero. 5 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:14,660 Do you have a speech for the occasion? 6 00:02:14,730 --> 00:02:18,290 With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels. 7 00:02:18,370 --> 00:02:20,460 I can't think of anything. 8 00:02:20,540 --> 00:02:24,410 For a second, I forget about Tyler's controlled demolition thing 9 00:02:24,510 --> 00:02:26,670 and I wonder how clean that gun is. 10 00:02:26,740 --> 00:02:28,800 It's getting exciting now. 11 00:02:28,910 --> 00:02:32,080 That old thing, how you always hurt the one you love. 12 00:02:32,180 --> 00:02:34,280 Well, it works both ways. 13 00:02:34,350 --> 00:02:38,620 We have front-row seats for this theater of mass destruction. 14 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:41,490 The Demolitions Committee of Project Mayhem 15 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:45,000 wrapped the foundations of 12 buildings with explosives. 16 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:49,160 In two minutes, primary charges will blow base charges 17 00:02:49,230 --> 00:02:52,600 and a few blocks will be reduced to smouldering rubble. 18 00:02:52,700 --> 00:02:55,730 I know this because Tyler knows this. 19 00:02:55,810 --> 00:02:59,210 Two and a half. Think of everything we've accomplished. 20 00:02:59,310 --> 00:03:04,650 Suddenly I realize that all of this, the gun, the bombs, the revolution, 21 00:03:04,750 --> 00:03:08,020 has got something to do with a girl named Marla Singer. 22 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:12,920 Bob. Bob had bitch tits. 23 00:03:12,990 --> 00:03:17,190 This was a support group for men with testicular cancer. 24 00:03:17,260 --> 00:03:20,560 The big moosie slobbering all over me, that was Bob. 25 00:03:20,630 --> 00:03:22,790 We're still men. 26 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:25,060 Yes, we're men. 27 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:27,370 Men is what we are. 28 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:30,880 Bob had had his testicles removed. Then hormone therapy. 29 00:03:30,980 --> 00:03:34,780 He developed bitch tits because his testosterone was too high 30 00:03:34,850 --> 00:03:36,980 and his body upped the oestrogen. 31 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:40,780 - That was where I fit... - They'll have to drain my pecs again. 32 00:03:40,850 --> 00:03:43,350 ..between those huge sweating tits 33 00:03:43,420 --> 00:03:47,660 that hung enormous, the way you'd think of God's as big. 34 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:49,960 OK, you cry now. 35 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:52,590 No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier. 36 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:56,600 For six months, I couldn't sleep. 37 00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:59,230 I couldn't sleep. 38 00:03:59,310 --> 00:04:01,470 With insomnia, nothing's real. 39 00:04:01,580 --> 00:04:03,640 Everything's far away. 40 00:04:04,580 --> 00:04:06,910 Everything's a copy of a copy 41 00:04:07,010 --> 00:04:09,040 of a copy. 42 00:04:11,390 --> 00:04:16,910 When deep space exploration ramps up, it'll be the corporations that name everything. 43 00:04:17,020 --> 00:04:19,080 The IBM Stellar Sphere. 44 00:04:19,430 --> 00:04:21,490 The Microsoft Galaxy. 45 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:23,660 The Planet Starbucks. 46 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:27,290 I need you out of town this week to cover some red flags. 47 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:30,930 It must have been Tuesday. He had on his cornflower blue tie. 48 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:35,640 You want me to deprioritize my reports until you advise of a status upgrade? 49 00:04:35,710 --> 00:04:40,310 Prioritize these. Here's your flight coupons. Call me if there's any snags. 50 00:04:40,420 --> 00:04:44,280 He was full of pep. Must have had his grande latte enema. 51 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:50,520 Like so many others, I had become a slave to the Ikea nesting instinct. 52 00:04:50,630 --> 00:04:52,960 Yes. I'd like to order 53 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:55,330 the Erika Pekkari dust ruffles. 54 00:04:55,430 --> 00:04:57,530 - Please hold. - Anything clever, 55 00:04:57,640 --> 00:05:01,970 like a coffee table in the shape of a yin-yang, I had to have it. 56 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:05,440 The Klipsk personal office unit. 57 00:05:05,510 --> 00:05:07,770 The Hovetrekke home exerbike. 58 00:05:08,150 --> 00:05:11,710 Or the Ohamshab sofa with the Strinne green stripe pattern. 59 00:05:11,780 --> 00:05:17,280 Even the Ryslampa wire lamps of environmentally-friendly unbleached paper. 60 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:20,150 I'd flip through catalogues and wonder 61 00:05:20,290 --> 00:05:23,320 "What kind of dining set defines me as a person?" 62 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:28,160 I had it all. Even the glass dishes with tiny bubbles and imperfections, 63 00:05:28,300 --> 00:05:33,360 proof that they were crafted by the honest, hard-working, indigenous peoples of... 64 00:05:33,470 --> 00:05:36,410 - Please hold. - ..wherever. 65 00:05:36,910 --> 00:05:39,000 We used to read pornography. 66 00:05:39,110 --> 00:05:41,940 Now it was the Horchow collection. 67 00:05:42,010 --> 00:05:45,410 - No. You can't die of insomnia. - What about narcolepsy? 68 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:47,880 I nod off, I wake up in strange places. 69 00:05:47,950 --> 00:05:50,010 I have no idea how I got there. 70 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:53,920 - You need to lighten up. - Can you please just give me something? 71 00:05:53,990 --> 00:05:57,620 Red and blue Tuinals, lipstick-red Seconals... 72 00:05:58,030 --> 00:06:01,490 No. You need healthy, natural sleep. 73 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:05,690 Chew some valerian root and get more exercise. 74 00:06:07,740 --> 00:06:09,800 Hey, come on. 75 00:06:09,910 --> 00:06:11,970 - I'm in pain. - You wanna see pain? 76 00:06:12,050 --> 00:06:14,610 Swing by First Methodist, Tuesday nights. 77 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:17,780 See the guys with testicular cancer. 78 00:06:17,850 --> 00:06:19,940 That's pain. 79 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:39,240 I always wanted three kids... two boys and a girl. 80 00:06:39,370 --> 00:06:41,740 Mindy wanted two girls and a boy. 81 00:06:43,340 --> 00:06:45,810 We never could agree on anything. 82 00:06:46,150 --> 00:06:47,950 Well, I... She... 83 00:06:48,020 --> 00:06:50,540 She had her first child last week. 84 00:06:50,620 --> 00:06:52,850 A girl. 85 00:06:52,950 --> 00:06:56,190 With... With her... With her new husband. 86 00:06:57,030 --> 00:06:59,090 Fuck! 87 00:07:00,430 --> 00:07:02,490 Thank God, you know... 88 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:04,660 I'm glad for her. 89 00:07:05,470 --> 00:07:08,440 She deserves... 90 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:16,080 Everyone, let's thank Thomas for sharing himself with us. 91 00:07:16,180 --> 00:07:18,240 Thank you, Thomas. 92 00:07:18,380 --> 00:07:21,820 I look around this room, and I see a lot of courage. 93 00:07:21,890 --> 00:07:23,980 And that gives me strength. 94 00:07:24,050 --> 00:07:26,420 We give each other strength. 95 00:07:26,490 --> 00:07:28,790 It's time for the one-on-ones. 96 00:07:29,390 --> 00:07:33,800 So let's all of us follow Thomas's example and really open ourselves up. 97 00:07:33,860 --> 00:07:35,920 Could you find a partner? 98 00:07:38,100 --> 00:07:41,270 And this is how I met the big moosie. 99 00:07:42,940 --> 00:07:46,140 His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears. 100 00:07:48,650 --> 00:07:51,440 Knees together. Those awkward little steps. 101 00:07:56,650 --> 00:07:58,750 - My name is Bob. - Bob? 102 00:07:59,460 --> 00:08:01,720 Bob had been a champion bodybuilder. 103 00:08:01,830 --> 00:08:05,490 You know that chest expansion programme on late-night TV? 104 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:07,660 That was his idea. 105 00:08:07,730 --> 00:08:09,830 I was a juicer. 106 00:08:09,900 --> 00:08:12,030 You know, using steroids? 107 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:14,630 Diabonal and 108 00:08:14,710 --> 00:08:17,040 Wisterol. 109 00:08:17,110 --> 00:08:21,050 Oh, they use that on racehorses, for Christ sakes. 110 00:08:21,550 --> 00:08:23,640 And now I'm bankrupt. 111 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:26,580 I'm divorced. 112 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:29,450 My two grown kids 113 00:08:30,290 --> 00:08:32,950 won't even return my phone calls. 114 00:08:33,060 --> 00:08:38,120 Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big, rubbery one. 115 00:08:39,930 --> 00:08:41,990 Go ahead,... Cornelius. 116 00:08:42,100 --> 00:08:44,160 You can cry. 117 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:03,360 And then... something happened. I let go. 118 00:09:03,490 --> 00:09:05,550 That's really good. 119 00:09:05,630 --> 00:09:07,720 Lost in oblivion. 120 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:10,090 Dark and silent and complete. 121 00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:16,800 I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom. 122 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:21,330 It's OK. 123 00:09:23,610 --> 00:09:25,810 Babies don't sleep this well. 124 00:09:29,420 --> 00:09:32,010 I became addicted. 125 00:09:45,730 --> 00:09:47,790 If I didn't say anything 126 00:09:47,870 --> 00:09:50,570 people always assumed the worst. 127 00:09:54,410 --> 00:09:57,470 They cried harder... then I cried harder. 128 00:10:06,890 --> 00:10:11,050 Now we're going to open the green door, the heart chakra... 129 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:13,220 I wasn't really dying. 130 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:16,090 I wasn't host to cancer or parasites. 131 00:10:17,030 --> 00:10:20,900 I was the warm little center that the life of this world crowded around. 132 00:10:21,910 --> 00:10:24,880 Imagine your pain as a white ball of healing light. 133 00:10:24,980 --> 00:10:29,070 It moves over your body, healing you. 134 00:10:29,180 --> 00:10:32,670 Now keep this going. Remember to breathe 135 00:10:32,780 --> 00:10:36,450 and step forward through the back door of the room. 136 00:10:37,290 --> 00:10:39,420 Where does it lead? 137 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:41,650 To your cave. 138 00:10:41,730 --> 00:10:43,630 Step forward 139 00:10:43,700 --> 00:10:45,890 into your cave. 140 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,060 That's right. 141 00:10:48,130 --> 00:10:51,630 You're going deeper into your cave. 142 00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:54,400 And you're going to find 143 00:10:54,470 --> 00:10:56,600 your power animal. 144 00:10:58,710 --> 00:11:00,040 Slide. 145 00:11:11,130 --> 00:11:13,220 Every evening I died. 146 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:17,060 And every evening I was born again. 147 00:11:17,660 --> 00:11:19,720 Resurrected. 148 00:11:21,740 --> 00:11:25,970 Bob loved me because he thought my testicles were removed too. 149 00:11:26,070 --> 00:11:28,870 Being there, pressed against his tits, 150 00:11:28,940 --> 00:11:31,040 ready to cry. 151 00:11:31,110 --> 00:11:33,770 This was my vacation. 152 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,710 And she 153 00:11:37,790 --> 00:11:40,450 ruined everything. 154 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:42,650 This is cancer, right? 155 00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:47,760 This chick, Marla Singer, 156 00:11:47,860 --> 00:11:50,490 did not have testicular cancer. 157 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,690 She was a liar. 158 00:11:52,770 --> 00:11:54,860 She had no diseases at all. 159 00:11:54,940 --> 00:11:58,740 I had seen her at Free And Clear, my blood parasites group, Thursdays. 160 00:11:58,810 --> 00:12:02,270 Then at Hope, my bimonthly sickle-cell circle. 161 00:12:02,780 --> 00:12:07,740 And again, at Seize The Day, my tuberculosis, Friday night. 162 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:10,880 Marla, 163 00:12:10,950 --> 00:12:13,420 the big tourist. 164 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:15,620 Her lie reflected my lie. 165 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:18,220 And suddenly, I felt nothing. 166 00:12:18,330 --> 00:12:21,960 I couldn't cry. So once again, 167 00:12:22,030 --> 00:12:24,120 I couldn't sleep. 168 00:12:35,110 --> 00:12:37,580 Next group, after guided meditation, 169 00:12:37,710 --> 00:12:41,120 after we open our heart chakras, when it's time to hug, 170 00:12:41,180 --> 00:12:44,350 I'm gonna grab that bitch, Marla Singer, and scream. 171 00:12:44,420 --> 00:12:48,420 Marla, you liar! You big tourist, I need this! Now, get out! 172 00:12:50,530 --> 00:12:52,930 I hadn't slept in four days. 173 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,860 We'll just let that dry... 174 00:12:54,970 --> 00:12:58,400 When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep. 175 00:12:58,470 --> 00:13:00,960 And you're never really awake. 176 00:13:02,140 --> 00:13:04,630 To begin tonight's communion, 177 00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:07,440 Chloe would like to say a few words. 178 00:13:07,580 --> 00:13:10,480 Oh, yeah. Chloe. 179 00:13:11,380 --> 00:13:16,340 Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton would look if you made it walk around 180 00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:18,480 being extra nice to everybody. 181 00:13:18,990 --> 00:13:21,050 Well, I'm still here. 182 00:13:21,430 --> 00:13:23,560 But I don't know for how long. 183 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:27,490 That's as much certainty as anyone can give me. 184 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,570 But I've got some good news. 185 00:13:29,670 --> 00:13:33,400 I no longer have any fear of death. 186 00:13:37,310 --> 00:13:41,080 But... I am in a pretty lonely place. 187 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,210 No-one will have sex with me. 188 00:13:45,390 --> 00:13:49,790 I'm so close to the end, and all I want is to get laid for the last time. 189 00:13:50,390 --> 00:13:53,850 I have pornographic movies in my apartment, 190 00:13:53,930 --> 00:13:57,630 - and lubricants and amyl nitrite. - Thank you, Chloe. 191 00:13:58,330 --> 00:14:00,460 Everyone, let's thank Chloe. 192 00:14:00,530 --> 00:14:02,700 Thank you, Chloe. 193 00:14:05,510 --> 00:14:09,340 Now, let's ready ourselves for guided meditation. 194 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:13,880 You're standing at the entrance of your cave. 195 00:14:14,350 --> 00:14:17,840 You step inside your cave and you walk... 196 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:21,050 If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla. 197 00:14:22,090 --> 00:14:24,080 Marla. 198 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:28,620 The scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if you could stop tonguing it. 199 00:14:28,730 --> 00:14:30,820 But you can't. 200 00:14:31,730 --> 00:14:34,570 ..deeper into your cave as you walk. 201 00:14:34,670 --> 00:14:38,230 You feel a healing energy all around you. 202 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,940 Now find your power animal. 203 00:14:45,850 --> 00:14:47,870 Slide. 204 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:54,790 OK. Let's partner up. 205 00:14:54,890 --> 00:14:57,190 Pick someone special to you tonight. 206 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:05,490 Hey. 207 00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:07,960 - We need to talk. - Sure. 208 00:15:12,780 --> 00:15:14,870 - I'm onto you. - What? 209 00:15:14,950 --> 00:15:18,070 Yeah. You're a faker. You're not dying. 210 00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:19,950 Sorry? 211 00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:25,010 In the Tibetan-philosophy, Sylvia-Plath sense of the word, I know we're all dying. 212 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:29,320 - But you're not dying the way Chloe is. - So? 213 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:31,990 So you're a tourist. 214 00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:36,300 I've seen you. I saw you at melanoma, I saw you at tuberculosis. 215 00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:38,890 I saw you at testicular cancer! 216 00:15:38,970 --> 00:15:40,600 I saw you practising this. 217 00:15:40,710 --> 00:15:43,140 - Practising what? - Telling me off. 218 00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:47,040 Is it going as well as you hoped,... Rupert? 219 00:15:47,150 --> 00:15:48,940 I'll expose you. 220 00:15:49,010 --> 00:15:51,110 Go ahead. I'll expose you. 221 00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:54,720 Come together. Let yourselves cry. 222 00:16:01,730 --> 00:16:03,820 Oh, God. Why are you doing this? 223 00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:06,660 It's cheaper than a movie and there's free coffee. 224 00:16:06,770 --> 00:16:09,530 Look, this is important. These are my groups. 225 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,730 I've been coming for over a year. 226 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:15,040 - Why do you do it? - I don't know. 227 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:18,980 When people think you're dying, they listen to you instead of... 228 00:16:19,050 --> 00:16:22,040 Instead of waiting for their turn to speak. 229 00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:25,410 Yeah. Yeah. 230 00:16:26,590 --> 00:16:29,450 Share yourself... completely. 231 00:16:30,260 --> 00:16:32,350 Look, you don't want to get into this. 232 00:16:32,430 --> 00:16:34,490 - It becomes an addiction. - Really? 233 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:38,860 I'm not kidding. I can't cry if another faker is present, and I need this. 234 00:16:38,970 --> 00:16:41,030 You gotta find somewhere else to go. 235 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:44,660 Candystripe a cancer ward. It's not my problem. 236 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,900 No, wait a second. Hold on. 237 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:52,070 We'll split up the week, OK? 238 00:16:52,180 --> 00:16:54,370 You take lymphoma and tuberculosis. 239 00:16:54,450 --> 00:16:57,580 You take tuberculosis. My smoking doesn't go over at all. 240 00:16:57,650 --> 00:17:00,990 OK. Good. Fine. Testicular cancer should be no contest. 241 00:17:01,060 --> 00:17:04,990 Technically, I have more right to be there. You still have your balls. 242 00:17:05,060 --> 00:17:07,430 - You're kidding. - I dunno. Am I? 243 00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:09,530 No. No. 244 00:17:09,630 --> 00:17:12,260 - What do you want? - I'll take the parasites. 245 00:17:12,340 --> 00:17:15,130 You can't have both. Take the blood parasites. 246 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:19,540 - I want brain parasites. - I'll take the blood but I want brain dementia. 247 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:22,410 - I want that. - You can't have the whole brain. 248 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:25,000 So far, you have four. I only have two. 249 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:29,020 OK. Take both the parasites. They're yours. 250 00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:31,350 Now we both have three... 251 00:17:34,090 --> 00:17:36,720 Hey! You left half your clothes. 252 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,440 - What, are you selling those? - Yes! 253 00:17:55,510 --> 00:17:57,570 I'm selling some clothes! 254 00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:59,740 So! We each have three. That's six. 255 00:17:59,850 --> 00:18:02,680 What about the seventh day? I want bowel cancer. 256 00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:04,850 The girl had done her homework. 257 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:07,050 No. No. I want bowel cancer. 258 00:18:07,690 --> 00:18:09,750 That's your favorite too? 259 00:18:09,860 --> 00:18:13,350 - Tried to slip it by me, eh? - Look, we'll split it. 260 00:18:13,470 --> 00:18:15,520 Take the first and third Sunday. 261 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,870 Deal. 262 00:18:22,470 --> 00:18:24,770 Looks like this is goodbye. 263 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:27,000 Let's not make a big thing out of it. 264 00:18:27,110 --> 00:18:29,550 How's this for not making a big thing? 265 00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:34,820 Hey, Marla! 266 00:18:35,150 --> 00:18:37,320 Marla! 267 00:18:37,390 --> 00:18:39,980 Maybe we should exchange numbers. 268 00:18:40,090 --> 00:18:41,990 Should we? 269 00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:46,160 - We might wanna switch nights. - OK. 270 00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:53,830 This is how I met Marla Singer. 271 00:18:55,580 --> 00:18:59,810 Marla's philosophy of life was that she might die at any moment. 272 00:18:59,910 --> 00:19:02,210 The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't. 273 00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:06,340 It doesn't have your name! Who are you? Cornelius? Rupert? 274 00:19:06,420 --> 00:19:10,380 Travis? Any of the stupid names you give each night? 275 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,420 You wake up at SeaTac. 276 00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:18,470 SFO. LAX. 277 00:19:18,570 --> 00:19:20,930 You wake up at O'Hare. 278 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:23,160 Dallas Fort Worth. 279 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:25,210 BWI. 280 00:19:25,270 --> 00:19:29,070 Pacific. Mountain. Central. Lose an hour. Gain an hour. 281 00:19:29,180 --> 00:19:33,050 The check-in for that flight isn't for another two hours, sir. 282 00:19:33,150 --> 00:19:36,410 This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. 283 00:19:36,490 --> 00:19:39,480 You wake up at Air Harbor International. 284 00:19:40,890 --> 00:19:44,760 If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, 285 00:19:44,830 --> 00:19:47,490 could you wake up as a different person? 286 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,660 Everywhere I travel, 287 00:19:49,770 --> 00:19:52,030 tiny life. 288 00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:54,630 Single-serving sugar and cream. 289 00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:56,500 Single pat of butter. 290 00:19:56,610 --> 00:19:59,440 The microwave cordon bleu hobby kit. 291 00:19:59,510 --> 00:20:01,480 Shampoo-conditioner combos. 292 00:20:01,580 --> 00:20:05,450 Sample-package mouthwash. Tiny bars of soap. 293 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:09,410 The people I meet on each flight, 294 00:20:09,490 --> 00:20:11,610 they're single-serving friends. 295 00:20:11,690 --> 00:20:15,420 Between takeoff and landing, we have our time together. 296 00:20:15,490 --> 00:20:17,720 That's all we get. 297 00:20:17,830 --> 00:20:19,730 Welcome! 298 00:20:21,830 --> 00:20:26,030 On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. 299 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:29,840 I was a recall coordinator. My job was to apply the formula. 300 00:20:29,910 --> 00:20:32,310 The infant went through the windshield. 301 00:20:32,410 --> 00:20:36,470 A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60mph. 302 00:20:36,550 --> 00:20:38,640 The rear differential locks up. 303 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:42,280 The teenager's braces are stuck to the ashtray. 304 00:20:42,350 --> 00:20:44,720 Might make a good anti-smoking ad. 305 00:20:44,820 --> 00:20:48,320 The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. 306 00:20:48,430 --> 00:20:50,690 Now, should we initiate a recall? 307 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:52,860 The father must have been huge. 308 00:20:52,930 --> 00:20:56,160 See where the fat burned to the seat? The polyester shirt? 309 00:20:56,270 --> 00:20:58,260 Very modern art. 310 00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:00,830 Take the number of vehicles in the field, A. 311 00:21:00,910 --> 00:21:03,640 Multiply it by the probable rate of failure, B. 312 00:21:03,710 --> 00:21:07,510 Multiply the result by the average out-of-court settlement, C. 313 00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:09,670 A x B x C 314 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:11,780 equals X. 315 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:14,480 If X is less than the cost of a recall, 316 00:21:14,550 --> 00:21:16,580 we don't do one. 317 00:21:16,690 --> 00:21:19,890 Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents? 318 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,890 You wouldn't believe. 319 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:25,890 Which car company do you work for? 320 00:21:25,970 --> 00:21:28,090 A major one. 321 00:21:30,570 --> 00:21:34,510 Every time the plane banked too sharply on takeoff or landing, 322 00:21:34,570 --> 00:21:37,870 I prayed for a crash or a midair collision. 323 00:21:38,550 --> 00:21:40,100 Anything. 324 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:52,690 Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip. 325 00:21:55,630 --> 00:21:58,930 "If you are seated in an emergency exit row 326 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,530 and would be unable or unwilling to perform the duties 327 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:07,040 listed on the safety card, please ask a flight attendant to reseat you." 328 00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:10,900 It's a lot of responsibility. 329 00:22:10,980 --> 00:22:13,210 Wanna switch seats? 330 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:16,750 No. I'm not sure I'm the man for that particularjob. 331 00:22:16,820 --> 00:22:21,220 An exit-door procedure at 30,000ft. 332 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,380 The illusion of safety. 333 00:22:23,630 --> 00:22:25,720 Yeah. I guess so. 334 00:22:25,790 --> 00:22:28,730 You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? 335 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:33,360 - So you can breathe. - Oxygen gets you high. 336 00:22:34,470 --> 00:22:38,000 In a catastrophic emergency, you take giant panic breaths. 337 00:22:38,070 --> 00:22:40,600 Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. 338 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,980 You accept your fate. 339 00:22:43,610 --> 00:22:45,640 It's all right here. 340 00:22:45,750 --> 00:22:48,880 Emergency water landing, 600mph. 341 00:22:48,990 --> 00:22:51,820 Blank faces. Calm as Hindu cows. 342 00:22:51,890 --> 00:22:53,980 That's... 343 00:22:55,230 --> 00:22:57,490 That's an interesting theory. 344 00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:01,620 - What do you do? - What do you mean? 345 00:23:01,700 --> 00:23:03,790 What do you do for a living? 346 00:23:03,870 --> 00:23:07,030 Why? So you can pretend you're interested? 347 00:23:09,710 --> 00:23:11,200 OK. 348 00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:14,180 You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh. 349 00:23:17,420 --> 00:23:19,480 We have the exact same briefcase. 350 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,310 Soap. 351 00:23:22,420 --> 00:23:26,090 - Sorry? - I make and I sell soap. 352 00:23:26,230 --> 00:23:28,590 The yardstick of civilization. 353 00:23:29,090 --> 00:23:31,060 And this is how I met... 354 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,990 Tyler Durden. 355 00:23:33,070 --> 00:23:38,330 Did you know if you mix gasoline and frozen orange juice, you can make napalm? 356 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:41,410 - No, I did not. Is that true? - That's right. 357 00:23:41,470 --> 00:23:45,310 One can make all kinds of explosives with simple household items. 358 00:23:45,410 --> 00:23:47,850 - Really? - If one was so inclined. 359 00:23:52,820 --> 00:23:57,880 Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I have ever met. 360 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:03,890 - Everything on a plane is single-serving... - Oh, I get it. Very clever. 361 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,520 Thank you. 362 00:24:05,630 --> 00:24:07,730 How's it working out for you? 363 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,570 - What? - Being clever? 364 00:24:10,670 --> 00:24:13,040 Great. 365 00:24:13,110 --> 00:24:16,100 Keep it up, then. Right up. 366 00:24:17,310 --> 00:24:19,470 A question of etiquette. 367 00:24:19,550 --> 00:24:22,540 As I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? 368 00:24:29,590 --> 00:24:31,920 How I came to live with Tyler is... 369 00:24:31,990 --> 00:24:36,290 Airlines have this policy about vibrating luggage. 370 00:24:43,970 --> 00:24:48,600 - Was it ticking? - Throwers know modern bombs don't tick. 371 00:24:48,710 --> 00:24:51,870 - Sorry, throwers? - Baggage handlers. 372 00:24:51,950 --> 00:24:54,180 But when a suitcase vibrates, 373 00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:56,980 the throwers have got to call the police. 374 00:24:57,090 --> 00:25:00,580 - My suitcase was vibrating? - Nine times out of ten 375 00:25:00,690 --> 00:25:02,750 it's an electric razor. 376 00:25:02,830 --> 00:25:04,950 But... every once in a while 377 00:25:07,900 --> 00:25:09,960 it's a dildo. 378 00:25:10,730 --> 00:25:14,800 It's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. 379 00:25:14,910 --> 00:25:18,770 We have to use the indefinite article, a dildo, never 380 00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:20,940 your dildo. 381 00:25:21,010 --> 00:25:23,110 I don't own... 382 00:25:25,780 --> 00:25:28,910 I had everything in that suitcase. My CK shirts. 383 00:25:28,990 --> 00:25:32,150 My DKNYshoes. My AX ties. 384 00:25:33,820 --> 00:25:36,160 Never mind. 385 00:25:38,030 --> 00:25:40,760 Hey! That's my car! 386 00:25:47,070 --> 00:25:49,040 Home was a condo on the 15th floor 387 00:25:49,140 --> 00:25:52,170 of a filing cabinet for widows and professionals. 388 00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,870 The walls were solid concrete. 389 00:25:54,980 --> 00:25:57,040 A foot of concrete is important 390 00:25:57,150 --> 00:26:01,420 when your next-door neighbor has to watch game shows at full volume. 391 00:26:01,490 --> 00:26:05,390 Or when a blast of debris that used to be your personal effects 392 00:26:05,460 --> 00:26:09,490 blows out of your windows and sails flaming into the night. 393 00:26:15,970 --> 00:26:18,230 I suppose these things happen. 394 00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:33,180 There's... nothing up there. 395 00:26:33,250 --> 00:26:36,660 You can't go into the unit. Police orders. 396 00:26:45,330 --> 00:26:47,860 Do you have somebody you can call? 397 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:50,060 How embarrassing. 398 00:26:50,140 --> 00:26:53,040 A houseful of condiments and no food. 399 00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:06,250 The police later told me the pilot light might have gone out 400 00:27:07,260 --> 00:27:10,220 letting out just a little bit of gas. 401 00:27:10,290 --> 00:27:12,560 That gas could have filled the condo. 402 00:27:12,660 --> 00:27:16,150 1700 square feet with high ceilings for days and days. 403 00:27:24,370 --> 00:27:28,140 Then the refrigerator's compressor could have clicked on. 404 00:27:29,250 --> 00:27:31,300 Yeah? 405 00:27:34,450 --> 00:27:36,510 I can hear you breathing... 406 00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:49,100 If you ask me now, I couldn't tell you why I called him. 407 00:28:32,340 --> 00:28:34,580 - Hello? - Who's this? 408 00:28:36,820 --> 00:28:38,910 - Tyler? - Who is this? 409 00:28:40,450 --> 00:28:42,650 We met... We met on the airplane. 410 00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:44,990 We had the same suitcase? 411 00:28:45,060 --> 00:28:47,150 The clever guy? 412 00:28:47,230 --> 00:28:49,590 Oh, yeah. Right. 413 00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:54,230 I called a second ago. There was no answer. 414 00:28:54,330 --> 00:28:58,530 - I'm at a payphone. - Yeah, I *69'd you. I never pick up my phone. 415 00:29:01,270 --> 00:29:03,370 So what's up? 416 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:06,070 Well. 417 00:29:06,180 --> 00:29:08,240 You're not gonna believe this. 418 00:29:10,380 --> 00:29:12,610 You know, it could be worse. 419 00:29:12,690 --> 00:29:16,450 A woman could cut off your penis while you sleep and toss it out of a car. 420 00:29:17,290 --> 00:29:20,590 There's always that. I don't know. 421 00:29:20,660 --> 00:29:23,790 When you buy furniture, you tell yourself, that's it. 422 00:29:23,860 --> 00:29:25,960 That's the last sofa I'll need. 423 00:29:26,030 --> 00:29:28,830 Whatever happens, that sofa problem is handled. 424 00:29:28,900 --> 00:29:32,360 I had it all. I had a stereo that was very decent. 425 00:29:32,470 --> 00:29:36,000 A wardrobe that was getting very respectable. 426 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:38,240 I was close to being complete. 427 00:29:38,310 --> 00:29:40,870 - Shit, man. Now it's all gone. - All gone. 428 00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:43,710 All gone. 429 00:29:44,990 --> 00:29:47,010 Do you know what a duvet is? 430 00:29:47,090 --> 00:29:49,990 - A comforter. - It's a blanket. 431 00:29:50,060 --> 00:29:54,050 Just a blanket. Why do guys like you and I know what a duvet is? 432 00:29:54,130 --> 00:29:58,290 Is this essential to our survival in the hunter-gatherer sense? 433 00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:00,030 No. 434 00:30:00,100 --> 00:30:02,090 What are we, then? 435 00:30:02,210 --> 00:30:04,800 I dunno. Consumers. 436 00:30:04,870 --> 00:30:06,930 Right. We're consumers. 437 00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:10,310 We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. 438 00:30:10,410 --> 00:30:14,320 Murder, crime, poverty. These things don't concern me. 439 00:30:14,420 --> 00:30:17,850 What concerns me are celebrity magazines, 440 00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:20,010 television with 500 channels, 441 00:30:20,090 --> 00:30:22,750 some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine. 442 00:30:22,860 --> 00:30:24,920 Viagra. Olestra. 443 00:30:25,030 --> 00:30:27,860 - Martha Stewart. - Fuck Martha Stewart. 444 00:30:27,930 --> 00:30:31,420 She's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down. 445 00:30:31,540 --> 00:30:35,270 So fuck off with your sofa units and Strinne green stripe patterns. 446 00:30:35,340 --> 00:30:38,670 I say never be complete. 447 00:30:38,740 --> 00:30:40,770 I say stop being perfect. 448 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:42,900 I say let's evolve. 449 00:30:42,980 --> 00:30:45,280 Let the chips fall where they may. 450 00:30:47,450 --> 00:30:49,550 But that's me, and I could be wrong. 451 00:30:49,650 --> 00:30:51,710 Maybe it's a terrible tragedy. 452 00:30:51,790 --> 00:30:54,280 It's just stuff. Not a tragedy... 453 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:58,130 You did lose a lot of versatile solutions for modern living. 454 00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,790 Fuck, you're right. I don't smoke. 455 00:31:04,170 --> 00:31:07,940 My insurance is probably gonna cover it, so... 456 00:31:10,380 --> 00:31:12,500 What? 457 00:31:12,610 --> 00:31:15,740 The things you own end up owning you. 458 00:31:19,090 --> 00:31:21,140 Do what you like, man. 459 00:31:21,890 --> 00:31:24,320 Oh, it's late. 460 00:31:24,390 --> 00:31:27,120 - Hey, thanks for the beer. - Yeah, man. 461 00:31:27,190 --> 00:31:29,290 I should find a hotel. 462 00:31:30,030 --> 00:31:32,120 What? 463 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:33,830 What? 464 00:31:33,930 --> 00:31:35,990 - A hotel? - Yeah. 465 00:31:36,100 --> 00:31:39,160 - Just ask, man. - What are you talking about? 466 00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:43,010 Oh, God. Three pitchers of beer and you still can't ask. 467 00:31:44,010 --> 00:31:45,640 What? 468 00:31:45,750 --> 00:31:48,370 You called me because you needed a place to stay. 469 00:31:48,450 --> 00:31:51,910 - Oh, hey. No, no, no. - Yes, you did. So just ask. 470 00:31:51,990 --> 00:31:54,550 Cut the foreplay and just ask, man. 471 00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,620 Would... Would that be a problem? 472 00:31:58,730 --> 00:32:00,790 Is it a problem for you to ask? 473 00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:04,030 - Can I stay at your place? - Yeah. 474 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,460 Thanks. 475 00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:14,630 - I want you to do me a favor. - Yeah, sure. 476 00:32:14,740 --> 00:32:17,140 I want you to hit me as hard as you can. 477 00:32:17,210 --> 00:32:19,180 What? 478 00:32:19,250 --> 00:32:23,080 I want you to hit me as hard as you can. 479 00:32:23,190 --> 00:32:26,090 Let me tell you a little bit about Tyler Durden. 480 00:32:26,290 --> 00:32:28,650 Tyler was a night person. 481 00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:30,990 While the rest of us slept, he worked. 482 00:32:31,060 --> 00:32:34,220 He had one part-time job as a projectionist. 483 00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:37,290 A movie doesn't come all on one big reel. It comes on a few. 484 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:41,100 Someone has to switch the projectors at the exact moment 485 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:44,440 that one reel ends and the next one begins. 486 00:32:44,510 --> 00:32:48,440 You can see little dots come into the upper right corner of the screen. 487 00:32:48,510 --> 00:32:51,240 In the industry, we call them cigarette burns. 488 00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,410 That's the cue for a changeover. 489 00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:58,250 He flips the projectors, movie keeps going and the audience has no idea. 490 00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,590 Why would anyone want this shitjob? 491 00:33:00,690 --> 00:33:03,850 Because it affords him interesting opportunities. 492 00:33:03,930 --> 00:33:07,460 Like splicing a frame of pornography into family films. 493 00:33:07,530 --> 00:33:12,530 So when the snooty cat and the courageous dog with the celebrity voices first meet, 494 00:33:12,670 --> 00:33:16,870 that's when you'll catch a flash of Tyler's contribution to the film. 495 00:33:23,750 --> 00:33:26,340 Nobody knows that they saw it but they did. 496 00:33:26,450 --> 00:33:29,010 Nice, big cock. 497 00:33:33,830 --> 00:33:36,560 Even a hummingbird couldn't catch Tyler at work. 498 00:33:41,900 --> 00:33:46,930 Tyler also works sometimes as a banquet waiter at the luxurious Pressman hotel. 499 00:33:51,580 --> 00:33:55,640 He was the guerrilla terrorist of the food service industry. 500 00:33:55,750 --> 00:33:58,050 Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch. 501 00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:02,520 Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on meringues, 502 00:34:02,590 --> 00:34:05,150 and as for the cream of mushroom soup... 503 00:34:05,260 --> 00:34:07,280 Go ahead, tell 'em. 504 00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:09,350 You get the idea. 505 00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:12,800 - You just want me to hit you? - Come on. Do me this one favor. 506 00:34:12,900 --> 00:34:16,270 - Why? - I don't know. Never been in a fight. You? 507 00:34:16,340 --> 00:34:20,330 - No. But that's a good thing. - You can't know yourself if you haven't! 508 00:34:20,410 --> 00:34:22,770 I don't wanna die without any scars. 509 00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:27,140 - Come on. Hit me, before I lose my nerve. - Oh, God. This is crazy. 510 00:34:27,220 --> 00:34:29,510 So go crazy! Let it rip. 511 00:34:29,580 --> 00:34:32,280 - I don't know about this. - I don't either. 512 00:34:32,350 --> 00:34:35,410 Who gives a shit? No-one's watching. What do you care? 513 00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:37,990 This is crazy. You want me to hit you?! 514 00:34:38,090 --> 00:34:40,150 That's right. 515 00:34:40,230 --> 00:34:43,430 - Where? Like, in the face? - Surprise me. 516 00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:47,690 This is so fucking stupid. 517 00:34:58,580 --> 00:35:00,780 Motherfucker! 518 00:35:00,850 --> 00:35:02,940 He hit me in the ear! 519 00:35:03,020 --> 00:35:06,220 - Well, Jesus, I'm sorry. - Ow, Christ! 520 00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,380 - Why the ear, man? - I fucked it up. 521 00:35:08,460 --> 00:35:10,190 No, that was perfect. 522 00:35:23,070 --> 00:35:25,200 No, it's all right. 523 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:28,140 It really hurts. 524 00:35:28,580 --> 00:35:30,640 Right. 525 00:35:31,020 --> 00:35:33,210 Hit me again. 526 00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:35,410 No, you hit me. Come on! 527 00:35:52,370 --> 00:35:54,860 We should do this again sometime. 528 00:36:07,650 --> 00:36:09,880 - Where's your car? - What car? 529 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:22,730 I don't know how Tyler found that house 530 00:36:22,870 --> 00:36:25,100 but he said he'd been there for a year. 531 00:36:25,210 --> 00:36:28,070 It looked like it was waiting to be torn down. 532 00:36:28,140 --> 00:36:30,540 Most of the windows were boarded up. 533 00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:36,010 There was no lock on the front door from when the police, or whoever, kicked it in. 534 00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:38,140 The stairs were ready to collapse. 535 00:36:38,250 --> 00:36:40,740 I didn't know if he owned it or was squatting. 536 00:36:40,890 --> 00:36:43,360 Neither would have surprised me. 537 00:36:44,260 --> 00:36:46,320 Yep. That's you. 538 00:36:46,430 --> 00:36:49,020 That's me. That's the toilet. Good? 539 00:36:49,100 --> 00:36:51,160 Yeah, thanks. 540 00:36:51,270 --> 00:36:53,170 What a shithole. 541 00:36:53,270 --> 00:36:55,240 Nothing worked. 542 00:36:58,870 --> 00:37:02,780 Turning on one light meant another light in the house went out. 543 00:37:02,910 --> 00:37:06,640 There were no neighbors. Just warehouses and a paper mill. 544 00:37:06,710 --> 00:37:10,710 That fart smell of steam. The hamster-cage smell of wood chips. 545 00:37:12,490 --> 00:37:14,890 What have we here? 546 00:37:29,670 --> 00:37:31,770 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 547 00:37:42,750 --> 00:37:45,810 Every time it rained, we had to kill the power. 548 00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:50,120 By the end of the first month, I didn't miss TV. 549 00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:54,500 I didn't even mind the warm, stale refrigerator. 550 00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:08,970 Can I be next? 551 00:38:13,380 --> 00:38:15,440 All right, man. 552 00:38:15,550 --> 00:38:17,540 Lose the tie. 553 00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:25,960 At night, Tyler and I were alone for half a mile in every direction. 554 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:35,340 Rain trickled down through the plaster and the light fixtures. 555 00:38:35,410 --> 00:38:38,240 Everything wooden swelled and shrank. 556 00:38:38,340 --> 00:38:41,540 Everywhere were rusted nails to snag your elbow on. 557 00:38:41,610 --> 00:38:44,210 The previous occupant had been a shut-in. 558 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,380 Hey, man. What are you reading? 559 00:38:46,450 --> 00:38:50,820 Listen to this. It's an article written by an organ in the first person. 560 00:38:50,890 --> 00:38:53,650 "I am Jack's medulla oblongata. Without me, 561 00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:57,220 Jack could not regulate his heart rate or breathing." 562 00:38:57,300 --> 00:38:59,390 There's a whole series of these. 563 00:38:59,470 --> 00:39:01,560 "I Am Jill's Nipples." 564 00:39:03,570 --> 00:39:07,560 - "I Am Jack's Colon." - "I Get Cancer. I Kill Jack." 565 00:39:10,810 --> 00:39:14,610 After fighting, everything else in life got the volume turned down. 566 00:39:16,620 --> 00:39:18,310 What? 567 00:39:18,420 --> 00:39:21,980 - You could deal with anything. - Have you finished those reports? 568 00:39:26,630 --> 00:39:29,220 If you could choose, who would you fight? 569 00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:31,390 I'd fight my boss, probably. 570 00:39:31,470 --> 00:39:33,590 Really? 571 00:39:33,670 --> 00:39:37,040 - Yeah, why? Who would you fight? - I'd fight my dad. 572 00:39:37,110 --> 00:39:39,200 I don't know my dad. 573 00:39:39,270 --> 00:39:41,210 I mean, I know him, but... 574 00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:43,640 He left when I was like, six years old. 575 00:39:43,710 --> 00:39:46,700 Married this other woman and had some other kids. 576 00:39:46,820 --> 00:39:48,870 He did this every six years. 577 00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:53,110 - He changes city and starts a new family. - Fucker's setting up franchises! 578 00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:56,050 My dad never went to college. 579 00:39:56,120 --> 00:40:00,060 - So it was real important that I go. - That sounds familiar. 580 00:40:00,130 --> 00:40:04,570 So I graduate. Call him up long-distance and say, "Dad, now what?" 581 00:40:04,670 --> 00:40:06,660 - He says, "Get ajob." - Same here. 582 00:40:06,740 --> 00:40:09,430 Now I'm 25. Make my yearly call again. 583 00:40:09,510 --> 00:40:11,500 "Dad, now what?" 584 00:40:11,570 --> 00:40:13,700 He says, "I dunno. Get married." 585 00:40:13,780 --> 00:40:17,270 You can't get married. 586 00:40:18,050 --> 00:40:20,110 I'm a 30-year-old boy. 587 00:40:20,180 --> 00:40:22,670 We're a generation of men raised by women. 588 00:40:22,750 --> 00:40:27,050 I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need. 589 00:40:33,060 --> 00:40:36,260 Most of the week, we were Ozzie and Harriet. 590 00:40:37,140 --> 00:40:40,570 But every Saturday night, we were finding something out. 591 00:40:41,770 --> 00:40:45,260 We were finding out more and more that we were not alone. 592 00:40:49,180 --> 00:40:53,810 It used to be that when I came home angry or depressed, I'd just clean my condo. 593 00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:55,980 Polish my Scandinavian furniture. 594 00:40:56,120 --> 00:41:01,150 I should have been looking for a new condo or haggling with my insurance company. 595 00:41:01,230 --> 00:41:04,990 I should have been upset about my nice flaming little shit. 596 00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:07,000 But I wasn't. 597 00:41:07,130 --> 00:41:10,760 The premise of cybernetting an office is make things more efficient. 598 00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:13,700 Monday mornings, I just thought about next week. 599 00:41:13,770 --> 00:41:16,800 Can I get the icon in cornflower blue? 600 00:41:16,910 --> 00:41:18,000 Absolutely. 601 00:41:18,140 --> 00:41:21,380 Efficiency is priority No.1, people. 602 00:41:21,510 --> 00:41:24,310 Because waste is a thief. 603 00:41:24,380 --> 00:41:27,510 I showed this to my man here. You liked it, didn't you? 604 00:41:31,190 --> 00:41:35,130 You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick. 605 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,390 It was right in everyone's face. 606 00:41:38,460 --> 00:41:40,630 Tyler and I just made it visible. 607 00:41:40,730 --> 00:41:43,170 It was on the tip of everyone's tongue. 608 00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:45,330 Tyler and I just gave it a name. 609 00:41:56,550 --> 00:41:58,610 Come on, you've gotta go home! 610 00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:23,170 Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back. 611 00:42:44,070 --> 00:42:47,800 Every week, Tyler gave the rules that he and I decided. 612 00:42:47,870 --> 00:42:49,930 Gentlemen! 613 00:42:50,710 --> 00:42:52,800 Welcome to Fight Club. 614 00:42:54,910 --> 00:42:57,070 The first rule of Fight Club is 615 00:42:57,210 --> 00:42:59,550 you do not talk about Fight Club. 616 00:42:59,650 --> 00:43:02,250 The second rule of Fight Club is 617 00:43:02,650 --> 00:43:06,090 you do not talk about Fight Club! 618 00:43:06,220 --> 00:43:08,490 Third rule of Fight Club. 619 00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:11,360 Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, 620 00:43:11,460 --> 00:43:14,230 the fight is over. Fourth rule. 621 00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:16,630 Only two guys to a fight. 622 00:43:16,700 --> 00:43:18,570 Fifth rule. 623 00:43:18,670 --> 00:43:21,330 One fight at a time, fellas. 624 00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:23,910 Sixth rule. No shirts. No shoes. 625 00:43:23,980 --> 00:43:27,910 Seventh rule. Fights will go on as long as they have to. 626 00:43:29,750 --> 00:43:32,340 And the eighth and final rule. 627 00:43:33,490 --> 00:43:36,680 If this is your first night at Fight Club 628 00:43:36,750 --> 00:43:38,850 you have to fight. 629 00:43:42,900 --> 00:43:44,960 This kid from work, Ricky, 630 00:43:45,070 --> 00:43:49,560 couldn't remember whether you ordered pens with blue ink or black. 631 00:43:49,670 --> 00:43:52,070 But Ricky was a god for ten minutes 632 00:43:52,140 --> 00:43:55,510 when he trounced the maitre d' of a local food court. 633 00:43:57,380 --> 00:44:02,710 Sometimes, all you could hear were the flat, hard, packing sounds over the yelling. 634 00:44:06,490 --> 00:44:09,510 Or the wet choke when someone gasped and sprayed... 635 00:44:09,590 --> 00:44:11,610 Stop! 636 00:44:11,730 --> 00:44:14,590 You weren't alive anywhere like you were there. 637 00:44:14,700 --> 00:44:19,500 But Fight Club only exists in the hours between when Fight Club starts and ends. 638 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,030 Even if I could tell someone they had a good fight, 639 00:44:23,140 --> 00:44:25,440 I wouldn't be talking to the same man. 640 00:44:25,540 --> 00:44:28,840 Who you were in Fight Club is not who you were outside of it. 641 00:44:28,940 --> 00:44:33,970 A guy came to Fight Club for the first time. His ass was a wad of cookie dough. 642 00:44:34,050 --> 00:44:36,920 After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood. 643 00:44:37,750 --> 00:44:40,950 If you could fight any celebrity, who would you fight? 644 00:44:41,020 --> 00:44:44,150 - Alive or dead? - Doesn't matter. Who'd be tough? 645 00:44:45,060 --> 00:44:48,190 Hemingway. You? 646 00:44:48,830 --> 00:44:51,990 Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner. 647 00:44:53,030 --> 00:44:56,270 We all started seeing things differently. 648 00:44:57,540 --> 00:45:00,870 Everywhere we went, we were sizing things up. 649 00:45:04,210 --> 00:45:07,380 I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms, 650 00:45:07,450 --> 00:45:11,550 trying to look like how Calvin Klein or Tommy Hilfiger said they should. 651 00:45:11,620 --> 00:45:13,750 Is that what a man looks like? 652 00:45:14,660 --> 00:45:17,490 Oh, self-improvement is masturbation. 653 00:45:17,590 --> 00:45:19,650 Now, self-destruction... 654 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,750 Excuse me. 655 00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:59,600 Fight Club wasn't about winning or losing. 656 00:45:59,670 --> 00:46:01,730 It wasn't about words. 657 00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:07,130 The hysterical shouting was in tongues 658 00:46:07,250 --> 00:46:09,210 like at a Pentecostal Church. 659 00:46:13,750 --> 00:46:15,850 - Is that it? - Stop! 660 00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:18,820 When the fight was over, nothing was solved. 661 00:46:18,890 --> 00:46:20,830 But nothing mattered. 662 00:46:20,890 --> 00:46:23,690 Cool. 663 00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:26,560 Afterwards, we all felt saved. 664 00:46:27,500 --> 00:46:29,770 Hey, man. How about next week? 665 00:46:29,870 --> 00:46:31,930 How about next month?! 666 00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,100 Irvine, you're in the middle. 667 00:46:34,170 --> 00:46:36,230 New guy, you too. 668 00:46:37,980 --> 00:46:40,140 Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me. 669 00:46:40,250 --> 00:46:42,340 He fell down some stairs. 670 00:46:42,980 --> 00:46:45,080 I fell down some stairs. 671 00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:51,590 Fight Club became the reason to cut your hair short or trim your fingernails. 672 00:46:51,690 --> 00:46:54,160 OK. Any historical figure. 673 00:46:54,260 --> 00:46:56,130 I'd fight Gandhi. 674 00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:58,600 Good answer. 675 00:46:58,700 --> 00:47:00,930 - How about you? - Lincoln. 676 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,600 Lincoln? 677 00:47:03,700 --> 00:47:07,300 Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight till they're burger. 678 00:47:08,180 --> 00:47:10,270 Fuck! 679 00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:14,140 Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart. 680 00:47:23,230 --> 00:47:24,620 Hello? 681 00:47:24,730 --> 00:47:27,130 Where have you been the last eight weeks? 682 00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:28,530 Marla? 683 00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:34,630 - How did you find me? - You left a forwarding number. 684 00:47:34,740 --> 00:47:37,730 I haven't seen you at any support groups. 685 00:47:37,810 --> 00:47:41,000 We split 'em up. That was the idea. Remember? 686 00:47:41,110 --> 00:47:43,940 Yeah, but you haven't been going to yours. 687 00:47:44,010 --> 00:47:47,540 - How do you know? - I cheated. 688 00:47:47,620 --> 00:47:49,450 I found a new one. 689 00:47:49,990 --> 00:47:52,250 - Really? - It's for men only. 690 00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:53,950 Like the testicle thing? 691 00:47:57,730 --> 00:47:59,750 Look, this is a bad time. 692 00:47:59,830 --> 00:48:02,260 I've been going to Debtors Anonymous. 693 00:48:02,370 --> 00:48:05,930 - They're really fucked-up people... - I'm on my way out. 694 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,370 Me too. I've got a stomach full of Xanax. 695 00:48:08,470 --> 00:48:10,770 I took what was left of a bottle. 696 00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:12,930 It might have been too much. 697 00:48:13,010 --> 00:48:16,640 Picture Marla Singer throw herself around her crummy apartment. 698 00:48:16,780 --> 00:48:21,240 This isn't a for-real suicide thing. This is probably a cry-for-help thing. 699 00:48:21,350 --> 00:48:24,250 So you're staying in tonight, then? 700 00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:27,190 Do you wanna wait and hear me describe death? 701 00:48:27,260 --> 00:48:31,790 Do you wanna listen and see if my spirit can use a phone? 702 00:48:34,030 --> 00:48:36,690 Have you ever heard a death rattle before? 703 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:07,830 Tyler's door was closed. I'd been here for two months and his door was never closed. 704 00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:15,900 You won't believe this dream I had last night. 705 00:49:16,010 --> 00:49:19,270 I can hardly believe anything about last night. 706 00:49:29,090 --> 00:49:31,060 What are you doing here? 707 00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:35,850 What? 708 00:49:35,930 --> 00:49:38,360 This is my house. What are you doing here? 709 00:49:40,770 --> 00:49:42,760 Fuck you! 710 00:49:57,390 --> 00:50:00,750 Oh, you've got some fucked-up friends! 711 00:50:00,860 --> 00:50:02,850 Limber, though. 712 00:50:02,930 --> 00:50:04,920 Silly cooze. 713 00:50:05,990 --> 00:50:08,730 I come in last night. Phone's off the hook. 714 00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:10,890 Guess who's on the other end? 715 00:50:10,970 --> 00:50:13,160 I knew the story before he told me. 716 00:50:15,470 --> 00:50:19,070 Have you ever heard a death rattle before? 717 00:50:19,140 --> 00:50:21,980 Do you think it'll live up to its name? 718 00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:25,670 Or will it just be a death hairball? 719 00:50:29,090 --> 00:50:33,080 Prepare to evacuate soul. 720 00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:34,780 Ten, 721 00:50:34,890 --> 00:50:37,690 nine,... eight... 722 00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:39,990 How could Tyler, of all people, 723 00:50:40,100 --> 00:50:43,970 think it was a bad thing that Marla Singer was about to die? 724 00:50:44,030 --> 00:50:45,700 Five, 725 00:50:45,770 --> 00:50:47,360 four... 726 00:50:48,140 --> 00:50:50,200 Hang on. 727 00:50:55,650 --> 00:50:57,980 You got here fast. 728 00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:01,610 Did I call you? 729 00:51:12,330 --> 00:51:15,430 The mattress is all sealed in slippery plastic. 730 00:51:18,670 --> 00:51:21,070 Oh, don't worry. It's not a threat to you. 731 00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:25,780 Oh, fuck! 732 00:51:25,850 --> 00:51:27,940 Somebody called the cops. 733 00:51:39,860 --> 00:51:43,350 - Hey, where's 513? - End of the hall. 734 00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:48,030 The girl who lives there used to be a charming, lovely girl. 735 00:51:48,100 --> 00:51:50,260 She has lost faith in herself. 736 00:51:50,370 --> 00:51:53,200 - Miss Singer, let us help you! - She's a monster! 737 00:51:53,270 --> 00:51:57,400 - You have every reason to live. - She's infectious human waste! 738 00:51:57,480 --> 00:52:01,280 - Miss Singer! - Good luck trying to save her! 739 00:52:06,090 --> 00:52:08,280 If I fall asleep, 740 00:52:08,390 --> 00:52:10,650 I'm done for. 741 00:52:12,630 --> 00:52:14,820 You're gonna have to keep me up 742 00:52:14,900 --> 00:52:16,990 all night. 743 00:52:17,070 --> 00:52:19,400 Un-fucking-believable. 744 00:52:19,470 --> 00:52:21,660 He was obviously able to handle it. 745 00:52:21,740 --> 00:52:25,430 - You know what I mean, you fucked her. - No, I didn't. 746 00:52:25,510 --> 00:52:27,630 - Never? - No. 747 00:52:28,540 --> 00:52:30,670 You're not into her, are you? 748 00:52:30,750 --> 00:52:32,840 No! God, not at all. 749 00:52:32,910 --> 00:52:35,510 I am Jack's raging bile duct. 750 00:52:35,650 --> 00:52:37,550 Are you sure? You can tell me. 751 00:52:37,690 --> 00:52:39,520 Believe me, I'm sure. 752 00:52:39,660 --> 00:52:42,920 - Put a gun to my head and spray my brains. - That's good. 753 00:52:43,030 --> 00:52:45,760 She's a predator posing as a house pet. Stay away. 754 00:52:47,730 --> 00:52:51,360 The shit that came out of this woman's mouth, I had never heard! 755 00:52:51,470 --> 00:52:53,130 My God. 756 00:52:53,240 --> 00:52:56,570 I haven't been fucked like that since grade school. 757 00:52:56,710 --> 00:52:59,140 How could Tyler not go for that? 758 00:52:59,240 --> 00:53:02,770 The other night, he was splicing sex organs into Cinderella. 759 00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:05,680 Marla doesn't need a lover, just a caseworker. 760 00:53:05,750 --> 00:53:08,340 Or a wash. This isn't love, it's sport fucking. 761 00:53:08,450 --> 00:53:11,320 She invaded my support groups and now my home. 762 00:53:11,390 --> 00:53:13,480 Hey, hey. Sit down. 763 00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:21,000 Now, listen. I can't have you talking to her about me. 764 00:53:21,100 --> 00:53:22,930 Why would I... 765 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:28,370 Say anything about me or what goes on in this house to her or anybody,... we're done. 766 00:53:28,470 --> 00:53:31,130 - Now promise me. You promise? - OK. 767 00:53:31,210 --> 00:53:33,340 - Yeah, I promise. - Promise? 768 00:53:33,410 --> 00:53:36,810 - I just said, I promise! What... - That's three times you promised. 769 00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:42,310 If only I had wasted a few minutes and gone to watch Marla Singer die, 770 00:53:42,390 --> 00:53:44,480 none of this would have happened. 771 00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:52,330 Harder, yes! Oh, harder, harder! 772 00:53:58,940 --> 00:54:01,410 I could have moved to another room. 773 00:54:02,540 --> 00:54:06,380 On the third floor where I might not have heard them. 774 00:54:06,450 --> 00:54:08,540 But I didn't. 775 00:54:32,770 --> 00:54:36,870 - What are you doing? - Just going to bed. 776 00:54:36,980 --> 00:54:39,040 Wanna finish her off? 777 00:54:41,950 --> 00:54:45,480 - No. No, thank you. - I've found a cigarette. 778 00:54:45,590 --> 00:54:48,950 - Who were you talking to? - Shut up. 779 00:54:49,020 --> 00:54:52,290 I became the calm little center of the world. 780 00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:55,020 I was the Zen master. 781 00:55:00,170 --> 00:55:02,160 I wrote little haiku poems. 782 00:55:02,810 --> 00:55:05,100 I e-mailed them to everyone. 783 00:55:05,210 --> 00:55:07,300 Is that your blood? 784 00:55:09,010 --> 00:55:11,070 Some of it, yeah. 785 00:55:11,180 --> 00:55:13,840 You can't smoke in here. 786 00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:16,010 Take the rest of the day off. 787 00:55:16,090 --> 00:55:18,610 Come back Monday with some clean clothes. 788 00:55:18,690 --> 00:55:20,810 Get yourself together. 789 00:55:21,190 --> 00:55:23,520 I got right in everyone's hostile face. 790 00:55:23,630 --> 00:55:26,120 "Yes, these are bruises from fighting." 791 00:55:26,230 --> 00:55:28,290 "Yes, I'm comfortable with that." 792 00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:30,260 "I am enlightened." 793 00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:37,330 You give up the condo life, give up all your flaming worldly possessions, 794 00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:40,500 move to a dilapidated house in a toxic waste area, 795 00:55:40,610 --> 00:55:44,480 and you have to come home to this. 796 00:55:55,130 --> 00:55:58,530 - Hello. - This is Detective Stern with the Arson Unit. 797 00:55:58,630 --> 00:56:02,860 We have some new information about the incident at your former condo. 798 00:56:02,930 --> 00:56:04,230 Yes. 799 00:56:04,300 --> 00:56:09,240 I don't know if you're aware, but someone sprayed Freon into your front-door lock. 800 00:56:09,310 --> 00:56:11,970 They used a chisel to shatter the cylinder. 801 00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:14,070 No, I wasn't aware of that. 802 00:56:14,150 --> 00:56:16,140 I am Jack's cold sweat. 803 00:56:16,250 --> 00:56:18,510 Does this sound strange to you? 804 00:56:18,580 --> 00:56:21,450 Yes, sir, strange. Very strange. 805 00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:23,550 - The dynamite - Dynamite? 806 00:56:23,660 --> 00:56:26,750 left a residue of ammonium oxalate potassium perchloride. 807 00:56:26,890 --> 00:56:30,330 - Do you know what this means? - No, what does it mean? 808 00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:32,330 It means it was home-made. 809 00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:36,660 I'm sorry. This is just coming as quite a shock to me, sir. 810 00:56:36,740 --> 00:56:42,300 Whoever set this dynamite could have blown out your pilot light days before the explosion. 811 00:56:42,380 --> 00:56:45,470 - The gas was just a detonator. - Who would go and do that? 812 00:56:45,550 --> 00:56:47,600 - I'll ask the questions. - Tell him. 813 00:56:47,750 --> 00:56:52,150 Tell him the liberator who destroyed my property realigned my perceptions. 814 00:56:52,220 --> 00:56:54,310 Excuse me. Are you there? 815 00:56:54,390 --> 00:56:57,320 I am listening. It's hard to know what to make of this. 816 00:56:57,390 --> 00:57:01,890 Have you recently made enemies who might have access to home-made dynamite? 817 00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:04,230 - Enemies? - Reject civilization, 818 00:57:04,330 --> 00:57:06,390 especially material possessions. 819 00:57:06,500 --> 00:57:09,370 - Son, this is serious. - Yes, I know it's serious. 820 00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:12,030 - I mean that. - Yes, it's very serious. 821 00:57:12,140 --> 00:57:14,970 Look, nobody takes this more seriously than me. 822 00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:17,770 That condo was my life. OK? 823 00:57:17,910 --> 00:57:21,410 I loved every stick of furniture in that place. 824 00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:24,540 That was not just a bunch of stuff that got destroyed. 825 00:57:24,620 --> 00:57:27,520 - It was me! - I'd like to thank the Academy. 826 00:57:27,590 --> 00:57:31,620 - Is this not a good time for you? - Just tell him you fucking did it! 827 00:57:31,730 --> 00:57:35,600 Tell him you blew it all up! That's what he wants to hear. 828 00:57:35,670 --> 00:57:40,570 - Are you still there? - Wait. Are you saying that I'm a suspect? 829 00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:44,630 No. I may need to talk to you, so you let me know if you're gonna leave town. 830 00:57:44,740 --> 00:57:47,140 - OK? - OK. 831 00:57:49,810 --> 00:57:54,440 Except for their humping, Tyler and Marla were never in the same room. 832 00:57:54,550 --> 00:57:57,610 My parents pulled this exact same act for years. 833 00:57:57,690 --> 00:58:01,450 The condom is the glass slipper of our generation. 834 00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:04,460 You slip one on when you meet a stranger. 835 00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:06,620 You... dance all night. 836 00:58:06,700 --> 00:58:08,790 Then you throw it away. 837 00:58:09,030 --> 00:58:11,660 The condom, I mean. Not the stranger. 838 00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:14,670 What? 839 00:58:19,510 --> 00:58:22,310 I got this dress at a thrift store for $1. 840 00:58:22,410 --> 00:58:24,280 It was worth every penny. 841 00:58:24,380 --> 00:58:26,440 It's a bridesmaid's dress. 842 00:58:27,420 --> 00:58:30,620 Someone loved it intensely 843 00:58:30,690 --> 00:58:32,710 for one day. 844 00:58:32,820 --> 00:58:34,920 Then tossed it. 845 00:58:36,790 --> 00:58:38,850 Like a Christmas tree. 846 00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,090 So special. 847 00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:42,630 Then 848 00:58:42,700 --> 00:58:44,500 bam! 849 00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:46,660 It's on the side of the road. 850 00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:49,330 Tinsel still clinging to it. 851 00:58:51,410 --> 00:58:53,470 Like a sex crime victim. 852 00:58:53,550 --> 00:58:55,640 Underwear inside out. 853 00:58:56,320 --> 00:59:00,150 - Bound with electrical tape. - Well then, it suits you. 854 00:59:00,250 --> 00:59:02,950 You can borrow it sometime. 855 00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:12,060 Get rid of her. 856 00:59:12,830 --> 00:59:15,730 - What? You get rid of her! - Don't mention me. 857 00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:20,030 I am six years old again, passing messages between parents. 858 00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:25,640 - I really think it's time you left. - Don't worry, I'm leaving. 859 00:59:25,710 --> 00:59:30,340 - Not that we don't love your visits. - You are such a nutcase. I can't keep up. 860 00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:35,390 Gotta get off 861 00:59:35,490 --> 00:59:36,750 Thanks. Bye. 862 00:59:36,860 --> 00:59:42,800 Gotta get off of this merry-go-round 863 00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:47,400 Gonna get, need to get... 864 00:59:47,500 --> 00:59:49,530 Gotta get... 865 00:59:51,740 --> 00:59:53,170 You kids! 866 00:59:55,180 --> 00:59:57,670 Why do you still waste time with her? 867 00:59:57,750 --> 01:00:00,080 I'll say this about Marla. 868 01:00:00,150 --> 01:00:02,410 At least she's trying to hit bottom. 869 01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:03,810 And I'm not? 870 01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:06,750 Feathers up your butt do not make you a chicken. 871 01:00:06,820 --> 01:00:08,920 What are we doing tonight? 872 01:00:09,590 --> 01:00:11,820 Tonight... we make soap. 873 01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:13,920 Really? 874 01:00:14,030 --> 01:00:16,860 To make soap, first we render fat. 875 01:00:35,750 --> 01:00:37,980 The salt balance has to be just right 876 01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:40,610 so the best fat for soap comes from humans. 877 01:00:41,430 --> 01:00:44,520 - Wait, what is this place? - A liposuction clinic. 878 01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:54,630 Pay dirt! 879 01:00:54,740 --> 01:00:58,570 Richest, creamiest fat in the world. Fat of the land! 880 01:01:04,180 --> 01:01:07,740 No! Don't pull it, don't pull it! 881 01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:14,620 - Oh, God! - Give me another one. 882 01:01:20,770 --> 01:01:24,220 As the fat renders, the tallows float to the surface. 883 01:01:24,300 --> 01:01:26,400 Like in Boy Scouts. 884 01:01:26,470 --> 01:01:30,270 - It's hard to imagine you as a Boy Scout. - Keep stirring. 885 01:01:32,610 --> 01:01:36,170 Once the tallow hardens, you skim off a layer of glycerin. 886 01:01:36,250 --> 01:01:38,650 Add nitric acid, you've got nitroglycerin. 887 01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:42,590 Then add sodium nitrate and sawdust, you've got dynamite. 888 01:01:42,660 --> 01:01:46,490 Yeah, with enough soap, one could blow up just about anything. 889 01:01:46,590 --> 01:01:48,650 Tyler was full of useful information. 890 01:01:48,730 --> 01:01:52,690 People found clothes got cleaner when washed at a certain point in the river. 891 01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:54,820 - You know why? - No. 892 01:01:57,670 --> 01:02:01,470 Human sacrifices were once made on the hills above this river. 893 01:02:01,540 --> 01:02:04,740 Bodies burnt. Water permeated the ashes to create lye. 894 01:02:04,850 --> 01:02:07,280 This is lye. The crucial ingredient. 895 01:02:07,350 --> 01:02:12,150 Once it mixed with the melted body fat, a white soapy discharge crept into the river. 896 01:02:12,250 --> 01:02:14,310 May I see your hand, please? 897 01:02:19,690 --> 01:02:22,930 What is this? 898 01:02:23,030 --> 01:02:25,620 This is a chemical burn. 899 01:02:25,700 --> 01:02:29,230 It will hurt more than any burn and it will leave a scar. 900 01:02:29,300 --> 01:02:31,930 Meditation worked for cancer, it could work now. 901 01:02:32,740 --> 01:02:35,510 - Don't shut the pain out. - Oh, God! 902 01:02:36,310 --> 01:02:40,750 The first soap was made from heroes' ashes, like the first monkey shot into space. 903 01:02:40,850 --> 01:02:43,840 Without pain or sacrifice, we would have nothing. 904 01:02:43,920 --> 01:02:46,860 I tried not to think of the word searing of flesh. 905 01:02:46,920 --> 01:02:50,090 Stop it! This is your pain, this is your burning hand. 906 01:02:50,190 --> 01:02:52,860 I'm going to my cave to find my power animal. 907 01:02:52,930 --> 01:02:56,960 No! Don't deal with this the way those dead people do! Come on! 908 01:02:57,070 --> 01:03:01,060 - I get the point! - No! You're feeling premature enlightenment. 909 01:03:03,870 --> 01:03:07,940 It's the greatest moment of your life, and you're off somewhere else! 910 01:03:08,010 --> 01:03:09,540 I am not! 911 01:03:09,610 --> 01:03:12,600 Shut up! Our fathers were our models for God. 912 01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:15,880 If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God? 913 01:03:16,890 --> 01:03:22,120 Listen to me. You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. 914 01:03:22,230 --> 01:03:26,320 He never wanted you. In all probability, He hates you. 915 01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:29,960 This is not the worst thing that can happen. We don't need Him! 916 01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:33,000 - I agree! - Fuck damnation, fuck redemption. 917 01:03:33,100 --> 01:03:35,600 We are God's unwanted children? So be it! 918 01:03:35,710 --> 01:03:40,200 - I'm getting water! - You can use water and make it worse or... 919 01:03:41,350 --> 01:03:44,840 - Or use vinegar to neutralize the burn. - Please let me up! 920 01:03:44,950 --> 01:03:47,010 First, you have to give up. 921 01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:49,820 First, you have to know, not fear, 922 01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:52,910 know that some day, you're gonna die. 923 01:03:52,990 --> 01:03:55,220 You don't know how this feels! 924 01:03:59,170 --> 01:04:03,470 It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. 925 01:04:05,470 --> 01:04:07,560 OK. 926 01:04:20,820 --> 01:04:22,850 Congratulations. 927 01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:25,860 You're one step closer to hitting the bottom. 928 01:04:28,900 --> 01:04:31,960 Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. 929 01:04:32,030 --> 01:04:34,020 God knows what they charged. 930 01:04:34,100 --> 01:04:37,370 - This is the best soap. - Why, thank you, Susan. 931 01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:39,500 It was beautiful. 932 01:04:39,610 --> 01:04:43,480 We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them. 933 01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:46,570 He was wearing his yellow tie. 934 01:04:46,650 --> 01:04:48,910 I didn't wear a tie to work any more. 935 01:04:49,020 --> 01:04:52,650 "The first rule of Fight Club is don't talk about Fight Club." 936 01:04:52,720 --> 01:04:56,280 I'm half-asleep again. I must have left it in the copy machine. 937 01:04:56,390 --> 01:04:58,860 "The second rule..." Is this yours? 938 01:05:00,730 --> 01:05:04,290 Pretend you're me. Make a managerial decision. 939 01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:06,830 You find this. What would you do? 940 01:05:11,470 --> 01:05:13,460 Well, I gotta tell you, 941 01:05:13,540 --> 01:05:17,210 I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that. 942 01:05:17,310 --> 01:05:20,610 Because the person who wrote that is dangerous. 943 01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:25,140 And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap 944 01:05:25,290 --> 01:05:28,120 and then stalk from office to office 945 01:05:28,220 --> 01:05:33,290 with an Armalite AR10 carbine gas-powered semiautomatic weapon, 946 01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:37,820 pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. 947 01:05:38,500 --> 01:05:41,870 This might be someone you've known for years. 948 01:05:41,940 --> 01:05:45,070 Someone very, very close to you. 949 01:05:45,140 --> 01:05:48,540 Tyler's words coming out of my mouth. 950 01:05:49,550 --> 01:05:51,640 And I used to be such a nice guy. 951 01:05:51,720 --> 01:05:55,050 Or maybe you shouldn't bring me every piece of trash you pick up. 952 01:05:58,890 --> 01:06:02,550 - Compliance and Liability. - My tit's gonna rot off. 953 01:06:03,500 --> 01:06:06,050 Will you excuse me? I need to take this. 954 01:06:12,340 --> 01:06:15,970 - What do you mean? - I need you to check for a lump in my breast. 955 01:06:16,070 --> 01:06:20,010 - Go to a hospital. - I can't afford to waste money on a doctor. 956 01:06:20,980 --> 01:06:23,170 I don't know about this, Marla. 957 01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:24,980 Please. 958 01:06:25,080 --> 01:06:29,080 She didn't call Tyler. I'm neutral in her book. 959 01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:35,150 That's nice. Taking food to Mrs Haniver and Mrs Raines. 960 01:06:35,230 --> 01:06:37,360 Where are they, exactly? 961 01:06:37,430 --> 01:06:41,560 Tragically, they're dead. I'm alive and I'm in poverty. Want any? 962 01:06:41,630 --> 01:06:43,730 - No, no. - I got one for you. 963 01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:45,900 Thanks for the thought. 964 01:06:47,240 --> 01:06:49,570 What happened to your hand? 965 01:06:49,640 --> 01:06:51,800 Oh, nothing. 966 01:06:51,910 --> 01:06:53,970 Right there? 967 01:06:55,020 --> 01:06:57,710 - Feel anything? - No. 968 01:06:57,820 --> 01:06:59,810 Well, make sure. 969 01:06:59,920 --> 01:07:01,950 OK, I'm pretty sure. 970 01:07:02,020 --> 01:07:04,010 You feel nothing? 971 01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:06,420 No, nothing. 972 01:07:07,960 --> 01:07:10,790 Well, that's a relief. Thank you. 973 01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:15,600 - No problem. - I wish I could return the favor. 974 01:07:15,670 --> 01:07:17,760 Breast cancer doesn't run in my family. 975 01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:21,330 - I could check your prostate. - I think I'm OK. 976 01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:23,540 Well, thanks, anyway. 977 01:07:28,550 --> 01:07:30,850 - Are we done? - Yeah, we're done. 978 01:07:30,950 --> 01:07:33,150 See you... around. 979 01:07:50,360 --> 01:07:52,490 Cornelius? 980 01:07:52,570 --> 01:07:54,930 Cornelius! 981 01:07:55,040 --> 01:07:57,730 It's me! Bob! 982 01:07:57,840 --> 01:07:59,270 Hey, Bob. 983 01:08:02,840 --> 01:08:05,840 - We all thought you were dead. - No, no. Still here. 984 01:08:05,910 --> 01:08:09,940 - How are you, Bob? - Better than I've ever been in my whole life. 985 01:08:10,050 --> 01:08:13,540 - Really? Still remaining men together? - No, no. 986 01:08:13,660 --> 01:08:17,390 - I got something so much better now. - Really, what is it? 987 01:08:18,060 --> 01:08:19,920 Well... 988 01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:24,260 The first rule is, I'm not supposed to talk about it. 989 01:08:24,370 --> 01:08:26,490 And the second rule is 990 01:08:26,570 --> 01:08:28,870 I'm not supposed to talk about it. 991 01:08:28,940 --> 01:08:32,370 - And the third rule is... - Bob, Bob. I'm a member. 992 01:08:32,510 --> 01:08:34,570 Look at my face, Bob. 993 01:08:36,980 --> 01:08:39,310 That's fucking... fucking great. 994 01:08:39,380 --> 01:08:43,110 - I've never seen you there. - I go Tuesdays and Thursdays. 995 01:08:43,190 --> 01:08:46,920 - I go Saturday. - Congratulations. 996 01:08:47,320 --> 01:08:49,690 Yeah, hey, to both of us, right? 997 01:08:49,760 --> 01:08:52,390 Have you heard about the guy that invented it? 998 01:08:52,530 --> 01:08:55,400 - Yeah, actually... - I hear all kinds of things. 999 01:08:55,530 --> 01:08:59,130 Supposedly, he was born in a mental institution 1000 01:08:59,200 --> 01:09:02,600 and he sleeps only one hour a night. 1001 01:09:02,710 --> 01:09:04,900 He's a great man. 1002 01:09:06,380 --> 01:09:08,710 Do you know about Tyler Durden? 1003 01:09:33,670 --> 01:09:35,770 I didn't hurt you, did I? 1004 01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:37,930 Actually, you did. 1005 01:09:38,010 --> 01:09:40,070 Thank you for this. 1006 01:09:40,350 --> 01:09:42,750 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1007 01:09:42,820 --> 01:09:44,870 Fight Club. 1008 01:09:44,980 --> 01:09:47,080 This was mine and Tyler's gift. 1009 01:09:47,290 --> 01:09:49,250 Our gift to the world. 1010 01:09:49,360 --> 01:09:52,690 I look around, I look around, I see a lot of new faces. 1011 01:09:54,290 --> 01:09:56,490 Shut up! 1012 01:09:56,630 --> 01:10:01,470 Which means a lot of people have been breaking the first two rules of Fight Club. 1013 01:10:09,810 --> 01:10:13,870 I see in Fight Club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. 1014 01:10:13,980 --> 01:10:16,040 I see all this potential. 1015 01:10:16,120 --> 01:10:18,210 And I see it squandered. 1016 01:10:19,220 --> 01:10:22,310 Goddamn it, an entire generation pumping gas. 1017 01:10:22,890 --> 01:10:24,980 Waiting tables. 1018 01:10:25,060 --> 01:10:27,120 Slaves with white collars. 1019 01:10:29,630 --> 01:10:32,690 Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes. 1020 01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:36,070 Working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. 1021 01:10:39,940 --> 01:10:42,410 We're the middle children of history. 1022 01:10:42,480 --> 01:10:44,540 No purpose or place. 1023 01:10:44,750 --> 01:10:46,840 We have no Great War. 1024 01:10:47,150 --> 01:10:49,240 No Great Depression. 1025 01:10:51,020 --> 01:10:53,350 Our great war is a spiritual war. 1026 01:10:53,820 --> 01:10:57,160 Our great depression is our lives. 1027 01:11:00,030 --> 01:11:03,090 We've all been raised on television to believe 1028 01:11:03,170 --> 01:11:06,860 that one day we'd be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars. 1029 01:11:06,940 --> 01:11:09,030 But we won't. 1030 01:11:09,110 --> 01:11:11,540 We're slowly learning that fact. 1031 01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:14,110 And we're very, very pissed off. 1032 01:11:14,180 --> 01:11:15,840 Yeah! 1033 01:11:18,750 --> 01:11:23,190 - First rule of Fight Club is, do not talk... 1034 01:11:28,690 --> 01:11:29,950 Who are you? 1035 01:11:30,790 --> 01:11:33,390 - Who am I? - Yeah. 1036 01:11:34,300 --> 01:11:37,130 There's a sign on the front that says Lou's Tavern. 1037 01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:42,110 I'm fucking Lou. Who the fuck are you? 1038 01:11:42,170 --> 01:11:44,270 Tyler Durden. 1039 01:11:47,380 --> 01:11:50,870 Who told you motherfuckers that you could use my place? 1040 01:11:50,950 --> 01:11:53,320 We have a deal worked out with Irvine. 1041 01:11:53,390 --> 01:11:55,980 Irvine's at home with a broken collarbone. 1042 01:11:56,090 --> 01:11:58,210 He don't own this place. I do. 1043 01:12:00,390 --> 01:12:03,890 - How much money's he getting for this? - There is no money. 1044 01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:06,760 - Free to all. - Ain't that something? 1045 01:12:06,830 --> 01:12:08,700 It is, actually. 1046 01:12:08,770 --> 01:12:11,200 Look, stupid fuck! 1047 01:12:11,300 --> 01:12:13,830 - I want everybody out of here right now. - Hey! 1048 01:12:13,940 --> 01:12:16,170 You should join our club. 1049 01:12:16,540 --> 01:12:18,530 Did you hear what I just said? 1050 01:12:18,610 --> 01:12:20,740 You and your friend. 1051 01:12:22,620 --> 01:12:24,740 You hear me now? 1052 01:12:26,950 --> 01:12:29,010 No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou. 1053 01:12:35,160 --> 01:12:37,150 Still not getting it. 1054 01:12:38,200 --> 01:12:40,360 OK, OK, I got it. 1055 01:12:40,430 --> 01:12:42,930 I got it, I got it. Shit, I lost it. 1056 01:12:43,970 --> 01:12:45,840 Back! All of you! 1057 01:12:47,540 --> 01:12:49,600 Everybody back! 1058 01:12:57,080 --> 01:12:59,250 Ah, Lou! 1059 01:12:59,350 --> 01:13:03,020 Come on, man! We really like this place. 1060 01:13:12,070 --> 01:13:15,000 - That's right, Lou. Get it out. - Shut the fuck up. 1061 01:13:15,100 --> 01:13:16,900 Oh, yeah! 1062 01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:23,970 Is that fucking funny? 1063 01:13:33,520 --> 01:13:36,120 Fucking guy is a loony, I'm telling you. 1064 01:13:36,990 --> 01:13:38,650 Unbelievable. 1065 01:13:42,900 --> 01:13:45,870 - You don't know where I've been, Lou. - Oh, my God! 1066 01:13:45,940 --> 01:13:48,840 You don't know where I've been! 1067 01:13:51,910 --> 01:13:55,000 Please let us keep it, Lou! Please, Lou! 1068 01:13:55,080 --> 01:13:57,510 Fucking use the basement! Christ! 1069 01:13:57,610 --> 01:14:00,480 I want your word, Lou! I want your word! 1070 01:14:00,550 --> 01:14:02,540 On my mother's eyes. 1071 01:14:11,700 --> 01:14:13,820 Thanks, Lou. 1072 01:14:15,130 --> 01:14:17,230 You too, big guy. 1073 01:14:21,170 --> 01:14:23,270 We'll see you next week. 1074 01:14:38,760 --> 01:14:42,350 This week, each one of you has a homework assignment. 1075 01:14:42,460 --> 01:14:47,300 You're gonna go out. You're gonna start a fight with a total stranger. 1076 01:14:50,540 --> 01:14:52,700 You're gonna start a fight 1077 01:14:52,810 --> 01:14:54,900 and you're gonna lose. 1078 01:14:56,880 --> 01:14:58,810 Excellent choice, sir. 1079 01:15:01,380 --> 01:15:04,680 Hey! Watch out, jackass! Come on! 1080 01:15:05,080 --> 01:15:07,710 Now, this is not as easy as it sounds. 1081 01:15:10,420 --> 01:15:12,390 Son of a bitch! 1082 01:15:12,490 --> 01:15:17,230 Most people, normal people, do just about anything to avoid a fight. 1083 01:15:18,170 --> 01:15:20,230 Excuse me! 1084 01:15:20,340 --> 01:15:24,030 You sprayed me with your hose. That's not necessary... 1085 01:15:24,140 --> 01:15:26,040 Jay! Go call 911! 1086 01:15:28,780 --> 01:15:30,840 Put the hose down. 1087 01:15:30,950 --> 01:15:33,000 Stop it! Stop it! 1088 01:15:34,650 --> 01:15:36,550 Sorry. 1089 01:15:52,070 --> 01:15:54,540 We need to talk. 1090 01:15:56,770 --> 01:15:58,870 OK. 1091 01:15:58,970 --> 01:16:01,030 Where to begin? 1092 01:16:01,140 --> 01:16:03,340 With your constant absenteeism? 1093 01:16:03,410 --> 01:16:05,970 With your unpresentable appearance? 1094 01:16:06,050 --> 01:16:08,070 You're up for review. 1095 01:16:08,180 --> 01:16:11,380 I am Jack's complete lack of surprise. 1096 01:16:11,450 --> 01:16:13,390 - What? - Let's pretend. 1097 01:16:13,460 --> 01:16:16,360 You're the Department of Transportation, OK? 1098 01:16:16,430 --> 01:16:20,090 Someone informs you that this company 1099 01:16:20,200 --> 01:16:24,260 installs front-seat mounting brackets that failed collision tests, 1100 01:16:24,370 --> 01:16:27,770 brake linings that fail after 1,000 miles, 1101 01:16:27,840 --> 01:16:32,270 and fuel injectors that explode and burn people alive. 1102 01:16:32,380 --> 01:16:34,240 What then? 1103 01:16:34,310 --> 01:16:36,610 Are you threatening me? 1104 01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:39,480 - No... - Get the fuck out of here. You're fired! 1105 01:16:39,580 --> 01:16:44,020 I have a better solution. Keep me on the payroll as an outside consultant. 1106 01:16:44,090 --> 01:16:46,180 In exchange for my salary, 1107 01:16:46,260 --> 01:16:50,090 my job will be never to tell people these things that I know. 1108 01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:54,460 I don't even have to come into the office. I can do this job from home. 1109 01:16:55,730 --> 01:16:59,860 Who... Who the fuck do you think you are, you crazy little shit? 1110 01:17:05,140 --> 01:17:08,670 - Security! - I am Jack's smirking revenge. 1111 01:17:17,660 --> 01:17:19,750 What the hell are you doing? 1112 01:17:28,970 --> 01:17:31,060 That hurt. 1113 01:17:32,510 --> 01:17:34,570 Why would you do that? 1114 01:17:35,240 --> 01:17:38,230 Oh, my God! No! Please stop! 1115 01:17:47,590 --> 01:17:49,680 What are you doing? 1116 01:17:50,760 --> 01:17:52,850 Oh, God, no! Please! No! 1117 01:17:52,930 --> 01:17:57,060 For some reason, I thought of my first fight, with Tyler. 1118 01:17:57,130 --> 01:17:58,720 No! 1119 01:18:23,160 --> 01:18:27,620 Under and behind and inside everything this man took for granted, 1120 01:18:27,730 --> 01:18:31,190 something horrible had been growing. 1121 01:18:31,300 --> 01:18:32,360 Look. 1122 01:18:32,430 --> 01:18:37,170 Give me the paychecks, like I asked, and you won't ever see me again. 1123 01:18:37,240 --> 01:18:40,040 Then, at our most excellent moment together... 1124 01:18:43,110 --> 01:18:45,840 Thank God! Please don't hit me again. 1125 01:18:45,950 --> 01:18:48,040 Telephone, computer, 1126 01:18:48,150 --> 01:18:53,320 fax machine, 52 weekly paychecks and 48 airline flight coupons. 1127 01:18:53,390 --> 01:18:55,790 We now had corporate sponsorship. 1128 01:18:55,860 --> 01:19:01,030 This is how Tyler and I were able to have Fight Club every night of the week. 1129 01:19:03,670 --> 01:19:07,260 Now, the center of Fight Club became the two men fighting. 1130 01:19:07,370 --> 01:19:10,830 The leader walked through the crowd, out in the darkness. 1131 01:19:12,610 --> 01:19:17,140 Tyler was now involved in a lawsuit with the Pressman Hotel 1132 01:19:17,220 --> 01:19:19,480 over the urine content of their soup. 1133 01:19:24,660 --> 01:19:27,650 I am Jack's wasted life. 1134 01:19:35,400 --> 01:19:37,460 Thank you, sir. 1135 01:19:38,970 --> 01:19:41,960 Tyler dreamed up new homework assignments. 1136 01:19:42,070 --> 01:19:44,600 He handed them out in sealed envelopes. 1137 01:20:23,750 --> 01:20:27,450 - There's a Fight Club up in Delaware City. - Yeah, I heard. 1138 01:20:29,260 --> 01:20:31,450 There's one in Penns Grove too. 1139 01:20:31,530 --> 01:20:33,760 Bob even found one up in New Castle. 1140 01:20:33,860 --> 01:20:36,920 - Did you start that one? - No, I thought you did. 1141 01:20:37,030 --> 01:20:39,520 No. 1142 01:21:28,390 --> 01:21:30,580 - Stop for a second. - Hey, what are we doing? 1143 01:21:30,690 --> 01:21:32,710 - Turn around. - What are we doing? 1144 01:21:32,790 --> 01:21:35,220 - Homework assignment. - What kind? 1145 01:21:35,330 --> 01:21:37,350 Human sacrifice. 1146 01:21:37,430 --> 01:21:40,760 - Is that a gun? Please tell me it's not. - It's a gun. 1147 01:21:40,830 --> 01:21:43,200 - What are you doing? - Meet me in the back. 1148 01:21:43,300 --> 01:21:45,630 - Don't fuck around! - Meet me in the back. 1149 01:21:45,740 --> 01:21:47,530 On a long enough time line, 1150 01:21:47,610 --> 01:21:50,510 the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. 1151 01:21:51,510 --> 01:21:53,570 What are you doing? Come on! 1152 01:21:53,640 --> 01:21:57,050 Hands behind your back. Give me your wallet. 1153 01:21:58,820 --> 01:22:02,120 Raymond K Hessel. 1320 SE Banning, Apartment A. 1154 01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:06,120 - Small, cramped basement apartment? - How did you know? 1155 01:22:06,230 --> 01:22:08,820 They give shitty apartments letters. 1156 01:22:08,930 --> 01:22:12,020 Raymond! You're going to die. 1157 01:22:12,130 --> 01:22:13,600 No! 1158 01:22:13,670 --> 01:22:17,830 Is that your mom and dad? They're gonna have to call the kindly doctor. 1159 01:22:17,940 --> 01:22:20,200 Pick up your dental records. Know why? 1160 01:22:20,270 --> 01:22:23,830 - There'll be nothing left of your face. - Oh, come on! 1161 01:22:23,940 --> 01:22:27,850 An expired community college student ID. What did you study, Raymond? 1162 01:22:27,950 --> 01:22:30,970 - S... S... Stuff. - Stuff? 1163 01:22:31,050 --> 01:22:33,140 Were the midterms hard? 1164 01:22:34,290 --> 01:22:36,850 - I asked you what you studied! - Biology, mostly. 1165 01:22:36,960 --> 01:22:40,450 - Why? - I don't know. 1166 01:22:40,560 --> 01:22:43,550 What did you wanna be, Raymond K Hessel?! 1167 01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:48,900 The question, Raymond, was what did you want to be? 1168 01:22:50,600 --> 01:22:52,660 Answer him, Raymond, Jesus! 1169 01:22:52,770 --> 01:22:55,170 - Veterinarian. Veterinarian. - Animals. 1170 01:22:55,280 --> 01:22:58,250 - Yeah. Animals and stuff. - Stuff. Yeah, I got that. 1171 01:22:58,310 --> 01:23:00,870 - So you need more schooling. - Too much school. 1172 01:23:00,980 --> 01:23:03,450 - Would you rather be dead? - No, please... 1173 01:23:03,520 --> 01:23:07,980 You'd rather die here, on your knees, in the back of a convenience store? 1174 01:23:08,060 --> 01:23:09,680 Please, no. 1175 01:23:13,800 --> 01:23:15,850 I'm keeping your license. 1176 01:23:17,100 --> 01:23:20,090 Gonna check in on you. I know where you live. 1177 01:23:20,200 --> 01:23:23,190 If you're not working to be a veterinarian in six weeks, 1178 01:23:23,310 --> 01:23:25,400 you will be dead. 1179 01:23:27,280 --> 01:23:29,330 Now run on home. 1180 01:23:34,080 --> 01:23:36,140 Run, Forrest, run! 1181 01:23:37,820 --> 01:23:39,880 I feel ill. 1182 01:23:40,690 --> 01:23:42,750 Imagine how he feels. 1183 01:23:42,860 --> 01:23:44,920 Come on, this isn't funny! 1184 01:23:45,030 --> 01:23:47,460 What the fuck was the point of that?! 1185 01:23:47,530 --> 01:23:51,660 Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K Hessel's life. 1186 01:23:51,730 --> 01:23:56,100 His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. 1187 01:23:57,540 --> 01:23:59,630 You had to give it to him. 1188 01:23:59,710 --> 01:24:02,080 - Come on. - He had a plan. 1189 01:24:02,150 --> 01:24:05,580 And it started to make sense in a Tyler-sort of way. 1190 01:24:05,680 --> 01:24:07,580 No fear. No distractions. 1191 01:24:07,680 --> 01:24:10,980 The ability to let that which does not matter 1192 01:24:11,090 --> 01:24:13,080 truly slide. 1193 01:24:26,500 --> 01:24:28,600 You are not your job. 1194 01:24:30,540 --> 01:24:33,910 You're not how much money you have in the bank. 1195 01:24:35,610 --> 01:24:37,710 You're not the car you drive. 1196 01:24:38,220 --> 01:24:41,080 You're not the contents of your wallet. 1197 01:24:41,150 --> 01:24:43,490 You're not your fucking khakis. 1198 01:24:46,330 --> 01:24:49,990 You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. 1199 01:24:58,840 --> 01:25:01,030 I'll be out of your way in a sec. 1200 01:25:01,840 --> 01:25:03,930 You don't have to go. 1201 01:25:05,450 --> 01:25:07,540 Whatever. 1202 01:25:08,650 --> 01:25:11,740 No, I mean... It's OK. 1203 01:25:21,260 --> 01:25:23,390 Are you still going to groups? 1204 01:25:24,070 --> 01:25:26,160 Yeah. 1205 01:25:27,630 --> 01:25:29,730 Chloe's dead. 1206 01:25:30,200 --> 01:25:32,200 Wow, Chloe. 1207 01:25:32,270 --> 01:25:34,210 When did that happen? 1208 01:25:34,780 --> 01:25:36,640 Do you care? 1209 01:25:36,740 --> 01:25:40,080 I dunno. I haven't thought about it in a while. 1210 01:25:40,380 --> 01:25:42,440 Yeah, well... 1211 01:25:42,550 --> 01:25:44,880 It was the smart move on her part. 1212 01:25:46,260 --> 01:25:48,280 Listen... 1213 01:25:49,590 --> 01:25:51,960 What are you getting out of all this? 1214 01:25:52,660 --> 01:25:54,750 What? 1215 01:25:54,860 --> 01:25:57,200 I mean, all this. Why do you keep... 1216 01:25:57,970 --> 01:26:00,030 Is this making you happy? 1217 01:26:01,640 --> 01:26:03,700 Yeah, well, sometimes. 1218 01:26:05,440 --> 01:26:07,570 I don't know. I don't understand. 1219 01:26:07,640 --> 01:26:11,210 Why does a weaker person need to latch on to a strong person? 1220 01:26:11,280 --> 01:26:13,410 What is... What is that? 1221 01:26:13,480 --> 01:26:15,640 What do you get out of it? 1222 01:26:17,120 --> 01:26:19,210 No... That's not the same thing at all. 1223 01:26:19,290 --> 01:26:21,420 It's totally different with us. 1224 01:26:21,490 --> 01:26:23,580 Us? 1225 01:26:23,660 --> 01:26:25,590 What do you mean by us? 1226 01:26:25,660 --> 01:26:29,530 - I'm sorry. Do you hear this? - Hear what? 1227 01:26:29,630 --> 01:26:31,660 - All that noise. Hold on. - No, wait! 1228 01:26:31,740 --> 01:26:34,460 Don't change the subject! I want to talk about this. 1229 01:26:34,540 --> 01:26:37,300 - You're not talking about me, are you? - No. 1230 01:26:37,440 --> 01:26:40,880 - What? - Playing doctor. What was going on there? 1231 01:26:40,940 --> 01:26:44,210 - What are you talking about? - Nothing. Nothing. 1232 01:26:44,280 --> 01:26:46,340 - I don't think so. - What do you want? 1233 01:26:46,480 --> 01:26:48,880 - Look at me. - No. What? 1234 01:26:49,650 --> 01:26:52,490 - What is that?! - It's nothing. Don't worry. 1235 01:26:52,560 --> 01:26:54,960 My God. Who did this? 1236 01:26:55,060 --> 01:26:57,120 - A person. - Guy or girl? 1237 01:26:57,230 --> 01:27:00,030 - What do you care? - What do you care if I ask? 1238 01:27:00,100 --> 01:27:02,690 - Leave me alone. - You're afraid to say. 1239 01:27:02,770 --> 01:27:04,760 - I am not. Let me go. - No! Talk to me. 1240 01:27:04,870 --> 01:27:06,030 Let go of me! 1241 01:27:06,110 --> 01:27:08,830 - This conversation - This conversation 1242 01:27:08,910 --> 01:27:11,380 - is over. - is over. 1243 01:27:12,240 --> 01:27:15,340 I just can't win with you, can I? 1244 01:27:24,690 --> 01:27:27,160 Hey, this is getting a little old! 1245 01:27:27,760 --> 01:27:30,090 What is... What is all this? 1246 01:27:30,160 --> 01:27:32,260 What do you think? 1247 01:27:33,200 --> 01:27:35,330 Hey, why do we need bunk beds? 1248 01:27:35,400 --> 01:27:37,270 Hey! 1249 01:27:44,110 --> 01:27:45,940 Too young. 1250 01:27:46,010 --> 01:27:47,670 Sorry. 1251 01:27:47,750 --> 01:27:49,810 What's all that? 1252 01:27:49,920 --> 01:27:52,890 If the applicant is young, tell him he's too young. 1253 01:27:52,950 --> 01:27:55,580 - Old, too old. Fat, too fat. - Applicant? 1254 01:27:55,690 --> 01:27:59,020 If the applicant waits three days without food or shelter, 1255 01:27:59,130 --> 01:28:01,190 he may enter and begin training. 1256 01:28:01,290 --> 01:28:03,130 Training for what? 1257 01:28:08,740 --> 01:28:10,800 You think this is a game? 1258 01:28:10,910 --> 01:28:13,570 You're too young to train here, end of story. 1259 01:28:13,640 --> 01:28:16,370 Quit wasting our time. Get the fuck out of here. 1260 01:28:20,320 --> 01:28:22,370 Bad news, friend. 1261 01:28:22,650 --> 01:28:24,740 It's not gonna happen. 1262 01:28:24,820 --> 01:28:27,120 Sorry if there was a misunderstanding. 1263 01:28:27,190 --> 01:28:29,120 It's not the end of the world. 1264 01:28:29,190 --> 01:28:31,390 Just... go away. 1265 01:28:32,260 --> 01:28:34,320 Go. 1266 01:28:34,400 --> 01:28:38,060 You're trespassing and I will have to call the police. 1267 01:28:41,170 --> 01:28:43,230 Don't you look at me! 1268 01:28:43,340 --> 01:28:46,600 You're never getting in this fucking house! 1269 01:28:46,680 --> 01:28:50,040 Never. Now get the fuck off my porch! Get off my porch! 1270 01:28:50,150 --> 01:28:53,670 Sooner or later, we all became what Tyler wanted us to be. 1271 01:28:53,780 --> 01:28:56,620 I'm gonna go inside and I'm gonna get a shovel. 1272 01:29:04,160 --> 01:29:06,360 - Got two black shirts? - Yes, sir. 1273 01:29:06,430 --> 01:29:08,690 - Two pair of black pants? - Yes, sir. 1274 01:29:08,800 --> 01:29:11,770 - One pair black boots? Black socks? - Yes, sir. 1275 01:29:11,840 --> 01:29:13,900 - One blackjacket. - Yes, sir. 1276 01:29:14,000 --> 01:29:17,000 - $300 personal burial money? - Yes, sir. 1277 01:29:19,180 --> 01:29:21,240 All right. 1278 01:29:31,060 --> 01:29:33,120 You're too old, fat man. 1279 01:29:33,230 --> 01:29:36,390 Your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch. 1280 01:29:44,200 --> 01:29:46,260 Bob! Bob! 1281 01:30:02,260 --> 01:30:04,920 Like a monkey ready to be shot into space. 1282 01:30:05,690 --> 01:30:07,160 Space monkey. 1283 01:30:07,260 --> 01:30:10,750 Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good. 1284 01:30:17,370 --> 01:30:20,070 You are too fucking old, fatty! 1285 01:30:20,140 --> 01:30:23,340 And you... You're too fucking 1286 01:30:23,440 --> 01:30:25,070 blond! 1287 01:30:25,150 --> 01:30:27,480 Get out of here, the both of you! 1288 01:30:27,550 --> 01:30:29,680 And so it went. 1289 01:30:29,850 --> 01:30:31,940 Listen up, maggots. 1290 01:30:32,050 --> 01:30:34,110 You are not special. 1291 01:30:34,460 --> 01:30:37,750 You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. 1292 01:30:37,860 --> 01:30:42,190 You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. 1293 01:30:42,300 --> 01:30:44,390 Tyler built himself an army. 1294 01:30:44,670 --> 01:30:48,300 We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. 1295 01:30:48,370 --> 01:30:52,000 We are all part of the same compost heap. 1296 01:30:53,070 --> 01:30:56,310 Why was Tyler Durden building an army? 1297 01:30:56,380 --> 01:30:58,470 To what purpose? 1298 01:30:58,550 --> 01:31:00,980 For what greater good? 1299 01:31:04,320 --> 01:31:06,380 In Tyler we trusted. 1300 01:31:11,730 --> 01:31:14,390 When he was like, "You are not yourjob", 1301 01:31:14,500 --> 01:31:16,560 I was like, "Yeah!" 1302 01:31:18,440 --> 01:31:20,530 Hey, what's all this? 1303 01:31:20,640 --> 01:31:22,730 Hey! 1304 01:31:24,210 --> 01:31:25,900 OK! 1305 01:31:25,980 --> 01:31:28,340 - What's going on? - We're celebrating. 1306 01:31:28,410 --> 01:31:30,940 - What are we celebrating? - Go on. 1307 01:31:34,950 --> 01:31:37,110 - Hey. - Let me get that for you. 1308 01:31:41,730 --> 01:31:44,590 The same great taste, Pepsi. 1309 01:31:46,960 --> 01:31:49,190 Ssh! 1310 01:31:49,270 --> 01:31:53,070 Investigators are here. The Police Commissioner has arrived. 1311 01:31:53,170 --> 01:31:56,140 Could you tell us what you think has happened here? 1312 01:31:56,210 --> 01:32:00,440 We believe this is one of many recent acts of vandalism in the city 1313 01:32:00,550 --> 01:32:03,670 somehow related to underground boxing clubs. 1314 01:32:03,780 --> 01:32:07,980 We will be coordinating a rigorous investigation. 1315 01:32:08,890 --> 01:32:13,260 That was Police Commissioner Jacobs who just arrived on the scene 1316 01:32:13,360 --> 01:32:17,590 - of a four-alarm fire that broke out... - She's hot. 1317 01:32:17,700 --> 01:32:19,490 Back to you in the studio. 1318 01:32:19,600 --> 01:32:22,000 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1319 01:32:22,970 --> 01:32:25,460 - Holy shit! - Yeah! 1320 01:32:32,810 --> 01:32:34,840 What the fuck did you guys do? 1321 01:32:34,910 --> 01:32:39,010 Arson investigators are on the premises... 1322 01:32:42,790 --> 01:32:47,320 Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions, sir. 1323 01:32:53,530 --> 01:32:56,060 The victory in the war against crime 1324 01:32:56,140 --> 01:32:58,230 will not come overnight. 1325 01:32:58,310 --> 01:33:02,870 It will take dedication and commitment and, most of all, cooperation. 1326 01:33:02,940 --> 01:33:07,880 Streets are safer now. There is hope in the inner city. However... 1327 01:33:07,950 --> 01:33:09,940 I gotta take a piss. 1328 01:33:10,050 --> 01:33:12,820 These are the first steps in a long journey. 1329 01:33:12,890 --> 01:33:15,480 That is why we have created Project Hope. 1330 01:33:15,560 --> 01:33:17,650 Bob. 1331 01:33:20,760 --> 01:33:23,530 Project Hope will be ajoint effort 1332 01:33:23,630 --> 01:33:26,360 between the police and community leaders. 1333 01:33:26,470 --> 01:33:30,630 It will be a powerful new weapon in the war against crime. 1334 01:34:16,090 --> 01:34:20,220 - Wrap it around the top of his Hacky Sack. - His balls are ice cold. 1335 01:34:22,230 --> 01:34:25,560 Hi. You're gonna call off your rigorous investigation. 1336 01:34:25,630 --> 01:34:29,000 You will publicly state there is no underground group or 1337 01:34:29,100 --> 01:34:31,400 these guys are gonna take your balls. 1338 01:34:32,300 --> 01:34:36,100 They'll send one to the New York Times and one to the LA Times. 1339 01:34:36,180 --> 01:34:37,940 Look. 1340 01:34:38,010 --> 01:34:41,100 The people you are after are the people you depend on. 1341 01:34:41,180 --> 01:34:44,740 We cook your meals. We haul your trash. We connect your calls. 1342 01:34:44,850 --> 01:34:48,580 We drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. 1343 01:34:53,030 --> 01:34:55,820 Do not fuck with us. 1344 01:35:03,240 --> 01:35:05,360 Ball check! 1345 01:35:19,690 --> 01:35:21,780 Bob, you're this way. 1346 01:35:22,890 --> 01:35:25,220 Let's go. 1347 01:35:25,290 --> 01:35:28,490 I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection. 1348 01:35:29,600 --> 01:35:31,660 Hey! 1349 01:35:46,180 --> 01:35:47,440 Yeah! 1350 01:36:20,220 --> 01:36:23,010 I felt like putting a bullet in every panda 1351 01:36:23,090 --> 01:36:26,950 that wouldn't screw to save its species. 1352 01:36:29,090 --> 01:36:31,860 I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers 1353 01:36:31,960 --> 01:36:34,830 and smother those French beaches I'd never see. 1354 01:36:38,100 --> 01:36:40,570 I wanted to breathe smoke. 1355 01:36:57,960 --> 01:37:00,080 Where did you go, psycho boy? 1356 01:37:01,790 --> 01:37:04,730 I felt like destroying something beautiful. 1357 01:37:08,270 --> 01:37:10,330 Get him to a fucking hospital. 1358 01:37:10,400 --> 01:37:12,490 Yeah. 1359 01:37:23,280 --> 01:37:26,340 Don't worry, Mr Durden. Airport parking. Long term. 1360 01:37:27,820 --> 01:37:29,950 After you, Mr Durden. 1361 01:37:30,890 --> 01:37:32,980 After you. 1362 01:37:50,740 --> 01:37:53,340 - Something on your mind, dear? - No. 1363 01:37:53,410 --> 01:37:56,640 Yeah, why wasn't I told about Project Mayhem? 1364 01:37:56,750 --> 01:37:59,740 First rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions. 1365 01:37:59,820 --> 01:38:02,220 Why didn't you include me in the beginning? 1366 01:38:02,320 --> 01:38:07,520 Fight Club was the beginning. Now it's left the basements and it's Project Mayhem. 1367 01:38:07,600 --> 01:38:12,000 We started Fight Club together. Remember? It's as much mine as it is yours. 1368 01:38:12,070 --> 01:38:16,330 - Is this about you and me? - Yeah. Weren't we doing this together? 1369 01:38:16,400 --> 01:38:19,840 This does not belong to us. We are not special. 1370 01:38:19,940 --> 01:38:22,380 Fuck that. You should have told me. 1371 01:38:23,210 --> 01:38:25,200 Hey, Tyler! 1372 01:38:27,050 --> 01:38:29,540 - Goddamn it, Tyler! - What do you want?! 1373 01:38:29,620 --> 01:38:32,090 A statement of purpose? Should I e-mail you? 1374 01:38:32,190 --> 01:38:34,820 - Oh... - You decide your level of involvement! 1375 01:38:34,890 --> 01:38:37,590 I will! I wanna know certain things first! 1376 01:38:37,660 --> 01:38:40,290 - The first rule of Project Mayhem... - Shut up! 1377 01:38:42,060 --> 01:38:45,800 - I wanna know what you're thinking. - Fuck what you know! 1378 01:38:45,870 --> 01:38:49,360 Forget about what you think you know about life, friendship, 1379 01:38:49,440 --> 01:38:51,500 and especially about you and me. 1380 01:38:52,680 --> 01:38:54,840 What is that supposed to mean? 1381 01:38:58,250 --> 01:39:00,410 What are you doing? 1382 01:39:01,320 --> 01:39:04,050 What do you wish you'd done before you died? 1383 01:39:04,120 --> 01:39:06,990 - Paint a self-portrait. - Build a house. 1384 01:39:07,090 --> 01:39:09,460 - And you? - I don't know. Nothing. 1385 01:39:09,530 --> 01:39:11,930 - Get in the right lane. - You have to know! 1386 01:39:12,060 --> 01:39:15,090 If you died now, how would you feel about your life? 1387 01:39:15,200 --> 01:39:18,830 I don't know! Nothing good. Is that what you want to hear? 1388 01:39:18,900 --> 01:39:21,240 - Come on! - Not good enough. 1389 01:39:21,310 --> 01:39:23,740 Stop fucking around! Tyler! 1390 01:39:25,010 --> 01:39:27,270 Jesus Christ! 1391 01:39:28,010 --> 01:39:30,110 Goddamn it! Goddamn it! Fuck you! 1392 01:39:30,220 --> 01:39:32,270 Fuck Fight Club. Fuck Marla! 1393 01:39:32,350 --> 01:39:35,010 I am sick of all your shit! 1394 01:39:35,120 --> 01:39:37,020 OK, man. 1395 01:39:38,820 --> 01:39:41,350 - Quit screwing around. Steer! - Look at you! 1396 01:39:41,460 --> 01:39:44,220 - Steer! - Look at you. You're fucking pathetic! 1397 01:39:44,300 --> 01:39:49,430 - Why? Why? What are you talking about? - Why do you think I blew up your condo? 1398 01:39:50,040 --> 01:39:51,560 What? 1399 01:39:51,670 --> 01:39:55,570 Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat. It's not a goddamned seminar. 1400 01:39:55,670 --> 01:39:59,370 Stop trying to control everything and just let go! 1401 01:40:01,110 --> 01:40:02,940 Let go! 1402 01:40:03,050 --> 01:40:05,140 All right. Fine. 1403 01:40:05,990 --> 01:40:07,920 Fine. 1404 01:41:06,320 --> 01:41:08,780 I'd never been in a car accident. 1405 01:41:08,850 --> 01:41:12,310 This must have been what all those people felt like 1406 01:41:12,390 --> 01:41:15,580 before I filed them as statistics in my reports. 1407 01:41:15,660 --> 01:41:17,750 Goddamn! 1408 01:41:21,260 --> 01:41:24,430 We've just had a near-life experience! 1409 01:41:28,270 --> 01:41:30,260 In the world I see, 1410 01:41:30,370 --> 01:41:34,240 you're stalking elk through the Grand Canyon forests 1411 01:41:34,340 --> 01:41:37,340 around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. 1412 01:41:39,350 --> 01:41:43,680 You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. 1413 01:41:43,790 --> 01:41:48,350 You'll climb the thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. 1414 01:41:48,430 --> 01:41:52,990 And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, 1415 01:41:53,060 --> 01:41:56,620 laying strips of venison in the empty car-pool lane 1416 01:41:56,700 --> 01:41:59,000 of some abandoned superhighway. 1417 01:42:12,450 --> 01:42:14,680 Feel better, champ. 1418 01:42:32,040 --> 01:42:33,840 And then... 1419 01:42:33,910 --> 01:42:35,460 Tyler? 1420 01:42:35,540 --> 01:42:37,630 ..Tyler was gone. 1421 01:42:45,020 --> 01:42:47,040 Was I asleep? 1422 01:42:48,120 --> 01:42:50,150 Had I slept? 1423 01:42:50,290 --> 01:42:53,320 You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake... 1424 01:42:53,430 --> 01:42:55,860 The house had become a living thing. 1425 01:42:55,930 --> 01:43:00,560 Wet inside from so many people sweating and breathing. 1426 01:43:01,070 --> 01:43:03,660 So many people moving, the house moved. 1427 01:43:06,540 --> 01:43:08,630 Planet Tyler. 1428 01:43:08,710 --> 01:43:10,770 I had to hug the walls. 1429 01:43:10,880 --> 01:43:13,970 Trapped inside this clockwork of space monkeys. 1430 01:43:14,080 --> 01:43:17,880 You shouldn't be smoking in here! You know how much ether is here! 1431 01:43:17,950 --> 01:43:20,480 Cooking and working and sleeping in teams. 1432 01:43:22,730 --> 01:43:24,780 Hang on a second. 1433 01:43:43,710 --> 01:43:46,410 It's under control, sir. 1434 01:43:48,880 --> 01:43:50,720 Where's Tyler? 1435 01:43:50,790 --> 01:43:53,780 Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not... 1436 01:43:53,890 --> 01:43:55,820 Right... OK. 1437 01:43:58,230 --> 01:44:00,360 I'm all alone. 1438 01:44:00,530 --> 01:44:04,160 My father dumped me. Tyler dumped me. 1439 01:44:04,300 --> 01:44:06,530 I am Jack's broken heart. 1440 01:44:10,740 --> 01:44:14,540 What comes next in Project Mayhem only Tyler knows. 1441 01:44:15,450 --> 01:44:18,640 The second rule is you do not ask questions. 1442 01:44:21,450 --> 01:44:24,150 Get the fuck away from me! Get the fuck away! 1443 01:44:24,560 --> 01:44:26,610 Who are all these people? 1444 01:44:31,860 --> 01:44:34,160 The Paper Street Soap Company. 1445 01:44:35,730 --> 01:44:37,790 Can I come in? 1446 01:44:40,940 --> 01:44:43,000 He's not here. 1447 01:44:43,070 --> 01:44:45,340 What? 1448 01:44:46,380 --> 01:44:49,940 Tyler isn't here. 1449 01:44:50,020 --> 01:44:52,070 Tyler went away. 1450 01:44:52,550 --> 01:44:54,610 Tyler's gone. 1451 01:45:11,640 --> 01:45:13,370 Get some help! 1452 01:45:24,520 --> 01:45:29,420 Two gunshot wounds coming through! Make some fucking room! 1453 01:45:29,490 --> 01:45:31,890 What happened? What happened? 1454 01:45:31,990 --> 01:45:34,860 We were on assignment. We were supposed to kill two birds with one stone. 1455 01:45:36,130 --> 01:45:38,220 Destroy a piece of corporate art... 1456 01:45:38,300 --> 01:45:40,820 Operation Latte Thunder. Go! 1457 01:45:41,540 --> 01:45:44,700 ..and trash a franchise coffee bar. 1458 01:45:51,110 --> 01:45:53,480 We had it all worked out, sir. 1459 01:46:01,660 --> 01:46:04,920 - It went smooth until... - Police! Freeze! 1460 01:46:05,030 --> 01:46:07,760 - What? - They shot Bob. 1461 01:46:09,260 --> 01:46:11,700 - They shot him in the head. - Fucking pigs! 1462 01:46:17,070 --> 01:46:19,100 Oh, God! 1463 01:46:19,170 --> 01:46:22,470 - Those motherfuckers! - You morons. 1464 01:46:22,550 --> 01:46:26,680 You're running around in ski masks trying to blow things up? 1465 01:46:26,750 --> 01:46:29,450 What did you think was gonna happen?! 1466 01:46:31,190 --> 01:46:35,560 OK, quick! Get rid of the evidence. We gotta get rid of this body! 1467 01:46:35,660 --> 01:46:38,530 - Bury him. - What? 1468 01:46:38,600 --> 01:46:40,860 Take him to the garden and bury him. 1469 01:46:40,930 --> 01:46:43,800 - Come on, people, let's go! - Get the fuck off! 1470 01:46:43,900 --> 01:46:47,130 Get away from him! What are you talking about? 1471 01:46:47,200 --> 01:46:49,800 This isn't fucking evidence. This is a person. 1472 01:46:49,910 --> 01:46:53,100 He's my friend and you're not burying him in the garden! 1473 01:46:53,180 --> 01:46:56,170 He was killed serving Project Mayhem, sir. 1474 01:46:56,280 --> 01:46:58,310 - This is Bob. - Sir, in... 1475 01:46:58,380 --> 01:47:00,510 In Project Mayhem, we have no names. 1476 01:47:00,590 --> 01:47:02,580 Now, you listen to me. 1477 01:47:02,690 --> 01:47:07,180 This is a man and he has a name, and it's Robert Paulsen, OK? 1478 01:47:07,290 --> 01:47:09,190 - Robert Paulsen. - He's a man 1479 01:47:09,290 --> 01:47:12,130 and he's dead now because of us. Do you understand that? 1480 01:47:12,800 --> 01:47:15,100 I understand. 1481 01:47:17,340 --> 01:47:20,700 In death, a member of Project Mayhem 1482 01:47:20,770 --> 01:47:22,830 has a name. 1483 01:47:22,980 --> 01:47:25,910 His name is Robert Paulsen. 1484 01:47:26,350 --> 01:47:28,440 His name is Robert Paulsen. 1485 01:47:29,210 --> 01:47:31,910 His name... is Robert Paulsen. 1486 01:47:31,980 --> 01:47:35,820 His name is Robert Paulsen. 1487 01:47:35,920 --> 01:47:38,980 Come on, guys. Please. Stop it. 1488 01:47:39,060 --> 01:47:41,650 His name is Robert Paulsen. 1489 01:47:41,760 --> 01:47:44,820 Shut up! This is all over with! 1490 01:47:48,070 --> 01:47:50,590 Get the fuck out of here. 1491 01:48:19,300 --> 01:48:23,760 - Tyler? - No, this is Detective Stern of the Arson Unit. 1492 01:48:23,840 --> 01:48:25,400 I need to see you... 1493 01:48:29,910 --> 01:48:33,970 I went to all the cities on Tyler's used ticket stubs, barhopping. 1494 01:48:34,050 --> 01:48:38,820 I didn't know how or why, but I could look at 50 different bars, and somehow I just knew. 1495 01:48:38,890 --> 01:48:43,450 I'm looking for Tyler Durden. It's very important that I talk to him. 1496 01:48:43,590 --> 01:48:45,220 I wish I could help you, 1497 01:48:45,290 --> 01:48:47,630 sir. 1498 01:48:52,900 --> 01:48:55,000 Every city I went to, 1499 01:48:56,040 --> 01:48:58,440 as soon as I set foot off the plane 1500 01:48:59,040 --> 01:49:01,310 I knew a Fight Club was close. 1501 01:49:01,410 --> 01:49:03,070 Hey! Hey! 1502 01:49:04,150 --> 01:49:05,740 Taxi! 1503 01:49:05,850 --> 01:49:07,910 Look at my face. I'm a member. 1504 01:49:08,020 --> 01:49:10,540 Now, I just need to know if you've seen Tyler. 1505 01:49:10,650 --> 01:49:14,320 I'm not exposed to bespeak any such information to you 1506 01:49:14,420 --> 01:49:19,120 nor would I, even if I had said information at this juncture,... be able. 1507 01:49:19,830 --> 01:49:23,490 - You're a moron. - I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 1508 01:49:24,870 --> 01:49:29,900 Tyler had been busy... setting up franchises all over the country. 1509 01:49:32,680 --> 01:49:37,110 Was I asleep? Had I slept? 1510 01:49:37,180 --> 01:49:39,450 Is Tyler my bad dream, or am I Tyler's? 1511 01:49:40,850 --> 01:49:43,910 - We've just heard the stories. - What kind of stories? 1512 01:49:43,990 --> 01:49:48,250 - Nobody knows what he looks like. - He has plastic surgery every three years. 1513 01:49:48,330 --> 01:49:51,350 That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 1514 01:49:51,460 --> 01:49:55,520 - Is it true about Fight Club in Miami? - Is Mr Durden building an army? 1515 01:49:55,670 --> 01:49:58,660 I was living in a state of perpetual déjà vu. 1516 01:49:59,470 --> 01:50:01,530 Everywhere I went, 1517 01:50:01,670 --> 01:50:03,610 I felt I'd already been there. 1518 01:50:03,710 --> 01:50:06,610 It was like following an invisible man. 1519 01:50:07,710 --> 01:50:09,770 The smell of dried blood, 1520 01:50:09,880 --> 01:50:13,370 dirty, bare footprints circling each other. 1521 01:50:14,220 --> 01:50:17,420 That aroma of old sweat, like fried chicken. 1522 01:50:17,520 --> 01:50:21,080 The feel of a floor still warm from a fight the night before. 1523 01:50:21,960 --> 01:50:24,900 I was always just one step behind Tyler. 1524 01:50:27,800 --> 01:50:30,930 His name is Robert Paulsen... 1525 01:50:35,540 --> 01:50:37,640 Welcome back, sir. 1526 01:50:38,610 --> 01:50:40,710 How have you been? 1527 01:50:40,780 --> 01:50:42,940 Do you know me? 1528 01:50:43,020 --> 01:50:45,420 Is this a test, sir? 1529 01:50:45,520 --> 01:50:47,380 No. This is not a test. 1530 01:50:47,450 --> 01:50:49,720 You were in here last Thursday. 1531 01:50:50,260 --> 01:50:52,560 Thursday? 1532 01:50:52,660 --> 01:50:56,620 You were standing where you are now, asking how good security is. 1533 01:50:57,260 --> 01:50:59,360 It's tight as a drum, sir. 1534 01:51:02,040 --> 01:51:04,200 Who do you think I am? 1535 01:51:04,270 --> 01:51:06,830 Are you sure this isn't a test? 1536 01:51:06,940 --> 01:51:08,840 No, this is not a test. 1537 01:51:08,940 --> 01:51:11,000 You're Mr Durden. 1538 01:51:12,350 --> 01:51:15,010 You're the one who gave me this. 1539 01:51:15,080 --> 01:51:19,280 Please return your seat backs to their full upright and locked position. 1540 01:51:30,770 --> 01:51:32,830 - Yeah? - Marla, it's me. 1541 01:51:32,900 --> 01:51:34,870 - Have we ever done it? - Done what? 1542 01:51:34,970 --> 01:51:36,300 Had sex? 1543 01:51:36,410 --> 01:51:38,570 What kind of stupid question is that? 1544 01:51:38,670 --> 01:51:41,040 Stupid because it's yes or because it's no? 1545 01:51:41,110 --> 01:51:43,710 - Is this a trick? - No. I need to know... 1546 01:51:43,810 --> 01:51:47,680 You wanna know if I think we were just having sex or making love? 1547 01:51:47,780 --> 01:51:51,190 - We did make love? - Is that what you're calling it? 1548 01:51:51,260 --> 01:51:54,090 Just answer the question! Did we do it or not?! 1549 01:51:54,190 --> 01:51:57,090 You fuck me, then snub me. You love me, you hate me. 1550 01:51:57,200 --> 01:52:00,060 You're sensitive, then you turn into an asshole. 1551 01:52:00,130 --> 01:52:02,830 Does that describe our relationship, Tyler? 1552 01:52:02,900 --> 01:52:04,990 We just lost cabin pressure. 1553 01:52:05,070 --> 01:52:06,540 What did you just say? 1554 01:52:06,640 --> 01:52:09,000 - What is wrong with you? - Say my name! 1555 01:52:09,070 --> 01:52:12,740 Tyler Durden! You fucking freak! What's going on? 1556 01:52:12,840 --> 01:52:14,900 - I'm coming over! - I'm not there! 1557 01:52:15,010 --> 01:52:17,810 You broke your promise. 1558 01:52:17,880 --> 01:52:19,850 Jesus, Tyler. 1559 01:52:19,920 --> 01:52:23,350 - You fucking talked to her about me. - What the fuck is going on? 1560 01:52:23,450 --> 01:52:26,910 I asked you for one thing. One simple thing. 1561 01:52:27,030 --> 01:52:29,320 Why do people think that I'm you? 1562 01:52:29,900 --> 01:52:31,950 Answer me! 1563 01:52:34,330 --> 01:52:36,160 Sit. 1564 01:52:38,970 --> 01:52:41,670 Answer me. Why do people think I'm you? 1565 01:52:41,780 --> 01:52:43,940 I think you know. 1566 01:52:44,080 --> 01:52:46,640 - No, I don't. - Yes, you do. 1567 01:52:46,750 --> 01:52:49,480 Why would anyone possibly confuse you with me? 1568 01:52:49,550 --> 01:52:52,350 I... I don't know. 1569 01:52:57,120 --> 01:52:59,990 - You got it. - No. 1570 01:53:00,090 --> 01:53:02,190 - Do not fuck with us! - Say it. 1571 01:53:03,560 --> 01:53:05,590 Because... 1572 01:53:06,970 --> 01:53:08,130 Say it! 1573 01:53:09,800 --> 01:53:11,860 Because we're the same person. 1574 01:53:11,940 --> 01:53:14,070 That's right. 1575 01:53:14,140 --> 01:53:16,300 We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap. 1576 01:53:16,380 --> 01:53:20,110 - I don't understand this. - You wanted a way to change your life. 1577 01:53:20,180 --> 01:53:22,270 You could not do this on your own. 1578 01:53:22,350 --> 01:53:24,410 All the ways you wish you could be, 1579 01:53:24,520 --> 01:53:26,380 that's me. 1580 01:53:26,490 --> 01:53:29,620 I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. 1581 01:53:29,720 --> 01:53:32,090 I am smart, capable and, most importantly, 1582 01:53:32,160 --> 01:53:34,920 I'm free in all the ways that you are not. 1583 01:53:35,000 --> 01:53:35,990 Oh, no. 1584 01:53:36,100 --> 01:53:39,000 - Tyler's not here. Tyler went away. - What? 1585 01:53:39,100 --> 01:53:41,400 This isn't possible. This is crazy. 1586 01:53:41,500 --> 01:53:43,530 People do it every day. 1587 01:53:43,610 --> 01:53:47,170 They talk to themselves. They see themselves as they'd like to be. 1588 01:53:47,240 --> 01:53:50,510 They don't have the courage you have to just run with it. 1589 01:53:54,320 --> 01:53:57,650 You still wrestle with it, so sometimes you're still you. 1590 01:53:57,790 --> 01:54:02,450 - We should do this again sometime. - At times, you imagine you're watching me. 1591 01:54:02,560 --> 01:54:05,050 If this is your first time, you have to fight. 1592 01:54:05,160 --> 01:54:09,530 Little by little, you're just letting yourself become 1593 01:54:10,370 --> 01:54:12,270 Tyler Durden. 1594 01:54:12,370 --> 01:54:15,170 You are not yourjob or how much money you have! 1595 01:54:15,240 --> 01:54:17,640 - No. You have a house. - Rented in your name. 1596 01:54:17,740 --> 01:54:21,370 - You have jobs, a life. - You work nights because you can't sleep. 1597 01:54:21,440 --> 01:54:23,240 Or you stay up and make soap. 1598 01:54:23,350 --> 01:54:28,280 - You're fucking Marla, Tyler. - Technically, you are. It's all the same to her. 1599 01:54:30,020 --> 01:54:32,050 Oh, my God. 1600 01:54:33,060 --> 01:54:35,150 Now you see our dilemma. 1601 01:54:35,230 --> 01:54:37,490 She knows too much. 1602 01:54:37,590 --> 01:54:42,690 I think we're gonna have to talk about how this might compromise our goals. 1603 01:54:42,830 --> 01:54:44,960 What... What are you saying? 1604 01:54:45,900 --> 01:54:50,170 This is bullshit. This is bullshit, I'm not listening to this! 1605 01:54:50,240 --> 01:54:52,900 - You are insane! - No. You're insane. 1606 01:54:53,010 --> 01:54:55,710 We simply do not have time for this crap. 1607 01:54:57,220 --> 01:54:59,410 It's called a changeover. 1608 01:54:59,480 --> 01:55:01,580 The movie goes on 1609 01:55:01,650 --> 01:55:04,780 and nobody in the audience has any idea. 1610 01:55:17,740 --> 01:55:21,430 - Sir! Are you checking out? - Yeah. Bill me. 1611 01:55:21,510 --> 01:55:23,940 Can you initial this list of phone calls? 1612 01:55:28,350 --> 01:55:32,410 - When were these made? - Between 2.00 and 3.30 this morning. 1613 01:55:38,260 --> 01:55:42,350 Have I been going to bed earlier every night? Have I been sleeping later? 1614 01:55:42,460 --> 01:55:47,330 Have I been Tyler longer and longer? 1615 01:55:49,840 --> 01:55:52,270 Is anybody here? 1616 01:55:54,940 --> 01:55:57,040 Déjà vu all over again. 1617 01:55:58,680 --> 01:56:01,170 With enough soap, one could blow up anything. 1618 01:56:03,520 --> 01:56:05,580 Oh, my God. 1619 01:56:09,490 --> 01:56:11,860 - 1888. - Who am I calling? 1620 01:56:12,290 --> 01:56:15,960 1888 Franklin. This is maintenance. Hello? 1621 01:56:17,130 --> 01:56:18,720 Hello? 1622 01:56:18,800 --> 01:56:20,930 1888 Franklin Street? 1623 01:56:21,000 --> 01:56:23,100 Yes. Can I help you? 1624 01:56:25,540 --> 01:56:28,140 - Hello? - Yeah, yeah. 1625 01:56:28,210 --> 01:56:30,740 I need to talk to your supervisor right away. 1626 01:56:30,810 --> 01:56:32,940 - Speaking. - OK, listen to me. 1627 01:56:33,020 --> 01:56:36,180 Something terrible is about to happen to your building. 1628 01:56:36,290 --> 01:56:38,350 It's under control, sir. 1629 01:56:38,790 --> 01:56:42,350 - Excuse me? - Don't worry about us, sir. We're solid. 1630 01:56:46,600 --> 01:56:47,960 2160. 1631 01:56:55,570 --> 01:56:58,100 Marla! Marla! Hey, wait! 1632 01:56:59,780 --> 01:57:02,580 Wait! I gotta talk to you! Marla! Marla! 1633 01:57:02,650 --> 01:57:06,810 Your bald freaks hit me with a fucking broom! They almost broke my arm! 1634 01:57:06,950 --> 01:57:09,650 They were burning their fingertips with lye. 1635 01:57:09,750 --> 01:57:13,710 This needs a tremendous act of faith on your part, but hear me out. 1636 01:57:13,790 --> 01:57:17,750 - Here comes an avalanche of bullshit. - A little more faith than that. 1637 01:57:21,000 --> 01:57:23,560 I don't wanna hear anything you have to say. 1638 01:57:23,640 --> 01:57:25,760 You have every right to be... 1639 01:57:26,370 --> 01:57:28,240 I'll just have a coffee, thanks. 1640 01:57:28,340 --> 01:57:31,280 Sir. Anything you order is free of charge, sir. 1641 01:57:31,380 --> 01:57:33,400 Why is it free of charge? 1642 01:57:33,480 --> 01:57:35,540 - Don't ask. - Whatever. 1643 01:57:35,620 --> 01:57:41,140 I'll have the clam chowder, fried chicken and baked potato and a chocolate chiffon pie. 1644 01:57:41,220 --> 01:57:43,280 Clean food, please. 1645 01:57:43,390 --> 01:57:46,420 In that case, may I advise against the clam chowder. 1646 01:57:46,490 --> 01:57:48,590 No clam chowder. Thank you. 1647 01:57:50,060 --> 01:57:52,290 You got about 30 seconds. 1648 01:57:55,000 --> 01:57:57,490 I know I've been acting very strange, OK? 1649 01:57:57,600 --> 01:58:01,040 - I know it seems there's two sides to me... - Two sides? 1650 01:58:01,110 --> 01:58:06,170 - You're Dr Jekyll and Mr Jackass. - I know. But I realized something important. 1651 01:58:06,250 --> 01:58:10,310 - What? - The nature of our relationship wasn't clear 1652 01:58:10,420 --> 01:58:12,780 to me for reasons I won't go into. 1653 01:58:12,850 --> 01:58:15,450 - I know I haven't treated you well. - Whatever. 1654 01:58:15,520 --> 01:58:18,250 No, no. Fifteen seconds, please! 1655 01:58:18,330 --> 01:58:20,620 Fifteen seconds, don't open your mouth. 1656 01:58:20,700 --> 01:58:22,790 I'm trying to tell you I'm sorry. 1657 01:58:22,860 --> 01:58:27,200 What I've come to realize is that I really like you, Marla. 1658 01:58:27,270 --> 01:58:29,400 You do? 1659 01:58:29,470 --> 01:58:31,340 I really do. 1660 01:58:31,440 --> 01:58:35,740 I care about you and I don't want anything bad to happen to you because of me. 1661 01:58:35,840 --> 01:58:38,610 Marla, your life is in danger. 1662 01:58:38,680 --> 01:58:40,610 What? 1663 01:58:40,680 --> 01:58:44,410 You need to leave town for a while. Get out of any major city. 1664 01:58:44,490 --> 01:58:47,280 - Just go camping... - You're an insane person. 1665 01:58:47,360 --> 01:58:50,810 - No. I've involved you in something terrible. - No. Shut up! 1666 01:58:50,890 --> 01:58:53,450 - You're not safe. - Shut up! 1667 01:58:55,260 --> 01:58:59,700 - Listen, I tried, Tyler. I really tried. - I know you did. 1668 01:58:59,770 --> 01:59:02,830 There are things about you I like. You're smart, funny. 1669 01:59:02,910 --> 01:59:04,870 You're spectacular in bed. 1670 01:59:04,940 --> 01:59:06,370 But 1671 01:59:06,480 --> 01:59:08,530 you're intolerable. 1672 01:59:08,640 --> 01:59:11,140 You have very serious emotional problems. 1673 01:59:11,250 --> 01:59:15,180 Deep-seated problems for which you should seek professional help. 1674 01:59:15,290 --> 01:59:19,240 - I know, and I'm sorry. - You're sorry, I'm sorry. Everyone's sorry. 1675 01:59:20,390 --> 01:59:22,480 I can't do this any more. 1676 01:59:22,560 --> 01:59:24,650 I can't. 1677 01:59:24,730 --> 01:59:26,790 And I won't. 1678 01:59:26,900 --> 01:59:28,920 I'm gone. 1679 01:59:29,000 --> 01:59:31,690 You can't leave, Marla! You're not safe! 1680 01:59:34,540 --> 01:59:37,200 - Marla, you don't understand! - Leave me alone! 1681 01:59:37,310 --> 01:59:39,800 - Marla, I am trying to protect you! - Let go! 1682 01:59:39,910 --> 01:59:42,900 - I don't ever wanna see you again! - That's fine... 1683 01:59:42,980 --> 01:59:45,110 Here, wait right here! 1684 01:59:48,990 --> 01:59:51,550 Hold it right there! Shut up! 1685 01:59:51,620 --> 01:59:53,750 Take this money and get on this bus. 1686 01:59:53,820 --> 01:59:55,990 I promise I won't bother you again. 1687 01:59:56,130 --> 01:59:57,560 Shut up! 1688 01:59:57,630 --> 02:00:00,830 Please get on the bus. Please get on the bus. 1689 02:00:02,000 --> 02:00:04,130 Why are you doing this? 1690 02:00:04,200 --> 02:00:08,300 They think you're a threat. I can't explain it now, just trust me! 1691 02:00:08,370 --> 02:00:12,740 - If I know where you are, you won't be safe. - I'll keep this, it's asshole tax. 1692 02:00:12,810 --> 02:00:17,220 - Fine. Remember, stay out of major cities. - Tyler. 1693 02:00:18,750 --> 02:00:21,580 You're the worst thing that ever happened to me. 1694 02:00:36,600 --> 02:00:39,270 Hello. I need you to arrest me. 1695 02:00:39,370 --> 02:00:42,140 I am the leader of a terrorist organization 1696 02:00:42,210 --> 02:00:47,170 responsible for numerous acts of vandalism and assault all over this city. 1697 02:00:47,250 --> 02:00:51,150 In the metropolitan area, we had probably 200 members. 1698 02:00:51,220 --> 02:00:55,020 Chapters have sprung up in five or six other major cities already. 1699 02:00:55,190 --> 02:00:58,220 This is a tightly-regimented organization 1700 02:00:58,290 --> 02:01:03,890 with many cells capable of operating independent of central leadership. 1701 02:01:04,000 --> 02:01:07,870 Go to the house, OK? 1537 Paper Street. 1702 02:01:07,970 --> 02:01:09,870 That's our headquarters. 1703 02:01:09,970 --> 02:01:12,570 In the back, buried in the garden, 1704 02:01:12,640 --> 02:01:15,670 you'll find the body of Robert Paulsen. 1705 02:01:15,780 --> 02:01:19,080 In the basement, you're gonna find some bathtubs 1706 02:01:19,210 --> 02:01:24,520 that have been used very recently to make large quantities of nitroglycerin. 1707 02:01:24,620 --> 02:01:26,650 I believe the plan is to blow up 1708 02:01:26,720 --> 02:01:29,820 the headquarters of these credit card companies 1709 02:01:29,890 --> 02:01:31,990 and the TRW building. 1710 02:01:32,930 --> 02:01:36,300 Why these buildings? Why credit card companies? 1711 02:01:36,400 --> 02:01:39,990 If you erase the debt record, then we all go back to zero. 1712 02:01:40,840 --> 02:01:42,900 You'll create total chaos. 1713 02:01:44,510 --> 02:01:47,740 Keep him talking. I need to make a phone call. 1714 02:01:58,320 --> 02:02:00,550 I really admire what you're doing. 1715 02:02:01,030 --> 02:02:03,080 What? 1716 02:02:03,230 --> 02:02:05,250 You're a brave man to order this. 1717 02:02:05,330 --> 02:02:07,090 You're a genius, sir. 1718 02:02:07,230 --> 02:02:11,930 You said if anyone ever interferes with Project Mayhem, even you, 1719 02:02:12,040 --> 02:02:14,370 we gotta get his balls. 1720 02:02:15,770 --> 02:02:18,940 - Don't fight. - It's a powerful gesture, Mr Durden. 1721 02:02:19,040 --> 02:02:22,070 - It will set an example. - You're making a big mistake! 1722 02:02:22,150 --> 02:02:24,980 - You said you'd say that. - I'm not Tyler Durden! 1723 02:02:25,080 --> 02:02:28,950 - You told us you'd say that too. - All right. I am Tyler Durden. 1724 02:02:29,050 --> 02:02:31,750 Listen to me. I'm giving you a direct order. 1725 02:02:31,860 --> 02:02:35,990 - We're aborting this mission now. - You said you would definitely say that. 1726 02:02:42,130 --> 02:02:45,700 Are you fucking out of your minds? You're police officers! 1727 02:02:46,540 --> 02:02:48,600 Is somebody timing this? 1728 02:02:48,770 --> 02:02:51,740 Keep your mouth shut. 1729 02:02:51,810 --> 02:02:53,900 Shit! 1730 02:02:56,550 --> 02:02:59,350 Some of this information checks out. 1731 02:02:59,420 --> 02:03:02,720 - Let's go to that house on Paper Street. - Be right there. 1732 02:03:03,420 --> 02:03:05,190 Hey, wait! 1733 02:03:05,890 --> 02:03:08,420 - I got him. - Sir, we have to do this. 1734 02:03:08,530 --> 02:03:11,000 - Stop fighting! - Where's the rubber band? 1735 02:03:11,100 --> 02:03:13,590 Get away from me! Drop that fucking knife! 1736 02:03:17,140 --> 02:03:20,570 Back up. Face down on the floor right now! 1737 02:03:21,810 --> 02:03:23,830 Get down on the floor! 1738 02:03:28,620 --> 02:03:31,520 The first person that comes out of this door 1739 02:03:31,590 --> 02:03:33,550 gets a lead salad! Understand? 1740 02:03:57,880 --> 02:04:00,470 Get away! Stay away! 1741 02:04:13,430 --> 02:04:15,490 I ran. 1742 02:04:16,030 --> 02:04:20,200 I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. 1743 02:04:22,840 --> 02:04:24,900 Then I ran some more. 1744 02:05:05,620 --> 02:05:07,920 What the fuck are you doing? 1745 02:05:08,020 --> 02:05:10,960 Running around in your underpants! You look crazy! 1746 02:05:11,060 --> 02:05:14,150 No. I'm onto you. I know what's going on here. 1747 02:05:14,260 --> 02:05:19,160 Come on, then. I got us a great place to watch from. It'll be like pay-per-view. 1748 02:06:07,150 --> 02:06:09,810 - Oh, Christ. - Now what are you doing? 1749 02:06:09,920 --> 02:06:13,290 - I'm stopping this. - Why? 1750 02:06:13,360 --> 02:06:16,760 - The greatest thing you've ever done. - I can't let this happen. 1751 02:06:16,830 --> 02:06:20,090 There are 10 other bombs in 10 other buildings. 1752 02:06:20,160 --> 02:06:22,530 Since when is Project Mayhem about murder? 1753 02:06:22,600 --> 02:06:24,590 The buildings are empty. 1754 02:06:24,700 --> 02:06:27,530 We're not killing anyone. We're setting 'em free! 1755 02:06:27,600 --> 02:06:30,370 Bob is dead. They shot him in the head. 1756 02:06:30,510 --> 02:06:33,840 You wanna make an omelette, you gotta break some eggs. 1757 02:06:33,940 --> 02:06:37,540 No. I'm not listening to you. You're not even there. 1758 02:06:43,590 --> 02:06:47,960 I wouldn't do that. Not unless you knew which wires were what. 1759 02:06:48,020 --> 02:06:49,750 If you know, I know. 1760 02:06:55,370 --> 02:06:59,730 Or maybe I knew you'd know, so I spent all day thinking about the wrong ones. 1761 02:07:08,250 --> 02:07:09,340 You think? 1762 02:07:11,350 --> 02:07:13,440 Oh, heavens, no. Not the green one. 1763 02:07:14,280 --> 02:07:17,280 Pull any one but the green one. 1764 02:07:22,030 --> 02:07:24,650 I asked you not to do that! 1765 02:07:26,500 --> 02:07:28,060 Fuck! 1766 02:07:29,000 --> 02:07:31,090 Tyler, get away from the van. 1767 02:07:33,300 --> 02:07:36,710 Tyler, I'm not kidding! Get away from the van! 1768 02:07:36,810 --> 02:07:38,170 Goddamn it! 1769 02:07:44,520 --> 02:07:45,880 OK. 1770 02:07:45,990 --> 02:07:49,320 You are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend 1771 02:07:49,420 --> 02:07:52,020 near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin! 1772 02:07:54,230 --> 02:07:55,990 Cool it, Tyler! 1773 02:08:09,210 --> 02:08:11,270 Come on! 1774 02:08:11,340 --> 02:08:13,400 Don't go! 1775 02:08:50,990 --> 02:08:52,180 What?! 1776 02:09:37,670 --> 02:09:38,360 Three minutes. 1777 02:09:39,300 --> 02:09:41,600 This is it. 1778 02:09:41,710 --> 02:09:43,730 The beginning. 1779 02:09:43,810 --> 02:09:45,780 Ground zero. 1780 02:09:45,840 --> 02:09:48,140 I think this is about where we came in. 1781 02:09:48,210 --> 02:09:50,700 Do you have a speech for the occasion? 1782 02:09:50,780 --> 02:09:53,810 I'm sorry? 1783 02:09:53,920 --> 02:09:55,980 I still can't think of anything. 1784 02:09:58,020 --> 02:10:00,120 Flashback humor. 1785 02:10:05,200 --> 02:10:07,220 It's getting exciting now. 1786 02:10:08,800 --> 02:10:10,600 Two and a half. 1787 02:10:10,670 --> 02:10:13,230 Think of everything we've accomplished. 1788 02:10:13,340 --> 02:10:18,140 Out these windows, we will view the collapse of financial history. 1789 02:10:18,210 --> 02:10:21,940 One step closer to economic equilibrium. 1790 02:10:35,500 --> 02:10:37,890 Why is she here? 1791 02:10:38,000 --> 02:10:39,900 Tying up loose ends. 1792 02:10:40,000 --> 02:10:43,060 Put me down, you baldheaded fuck! 1793 02:10:43,170 --> 02:10:46,260 - I beg you, please don't do this. - I'm not doing this. 1794 02:10:46,370 --> 02:10:49,830 - We are doing this. This is what we want. - No. 1795 02:10:49,910 --> 02:10:54,640 - I don't want this. - Right. Except you is meaningless now. 1796 02:10:54,710 --> 02:10:58,710 - We have to forget about you. - You're a voice in my head. 1797 02:10:58,820 --> 02:11:00,880 You're a voice in mine! 1798 02:11:00,990 --> 02:11:03,820 - Why can't I get rid of you? - You need me. 1799 02:11:03,890 --> 02:11:05,980 No. I don't. I really don't any more. 1800 02:11:06,060 --> 02:11:10,330 You created me. I didn't create some loser alter ego to make me feel better. 1801 02:11:10,430 --> 02:11:14,390 - Take some responsibility. - I do. I am responsible for all of it 1802 02:11:14,500 --> 02:11:16,230 and I accept that. 1803 02:11:16,300 --> 02:11:20,330 So, please, I'm begging you, please call this off. 1804 02:11:22,340 --> 02:11:24,540 Have I ever let us down? 1805 02:11:26,010 --> 02:11:28,310 How far have you come because of me?! 1806 02:11:34,220 --> 02:11:36,280 I will bring us through this. 1807 02:11:36,360 --> 02:11:40,160 As always, I will carry you kicking and screaming 1808 02:11:40,260 --> 02:11:42,700 and in the end you will thank me. 1809 02:11:43,170 --> 02:11:45,690 Tyler. Tyler. 1810 02:11:45,770 --> 02:11:49,300 I'm grateful to you. For everything that you've done for me. 1811 02:11:49,370 --> 02:11:52,070 But this is too much. I don't want this. 1812 02:11:52,140 --> 02:11:57,440 What do you want? Your shitjob back? Fucking condo world, watching sitcoms? 1813 02:11:57,510 --> 02:11:59,570 Fuck you! I won't do it. 1814 02:12:00,450 --> 02:12:04,290 - This can't be happening. - It's already done, so shut up! 1815 02:12:04,360 --> 02:12:05,980 60 seconds till CRI. 1816 02:12:06,520 --> 02:12:08,580 No. 1817 02:12:10,490 --> 02:12:13,290 I can figure this out. This isn't even real. 1818 02:12:13,360 --> 02:12:17,060 You're not real, that gun... That gun isn't even in your hand. 1819 02:12:18,540 --> 02:12:20,600 The gun's in my hand. 1820 02:12:25,610 --> 02:12:28,100 Good for you. It doesn't change a thing. 1821 02:12:36,990 --> 02:12:39,620 Why do you wanna put a gun to your head? 1822 02:12:39,760 --> 02:12:41,820 Not my head, Tyler. 1823 02:12:42,390 --> 02:12:44,420 Our head. 1824 02:12:45,970 --> 02:12:48,020 Interesting. 1825 02:12:51,040 --> 02:12:53,700 Where are you going with this, Ikea boy? 1826 02:13:00,180 --> 02:13:03,170 Hey. It's you and me. 1827 02:13:05,920 --> 02:13:07,980 Friends? 1828 02:13:08,820 --> 02:13:10,920 Tyler, 1829 02:13:14,330 --> 02:13:16,660 I want you to really listen to me. 1830 02:13:16,800 --> 02:13:19,230 OK. 1831 02:13:19,330 --> 02:13:21,390 My eyes are open. 1832 02:13:40,150 --> 02:13:42,180 What's that smell? 1833 02:14:01,810 --> 02:14:04,800 - Where is everybody? - Oh, no. What's going on? 1834 02:14:05,450 --> 02:14:07,040 Mr Durden! 1835 02:14:08,120 --> 02:14:09,980 Oh, my God! 1836 02:14:15,330 --> 02:14:18,520 Are you... Are you all right, sir? 1837 02:14:18,630 --> 02:14:22,590 - Oh, yeah, I'm OK. - You look terrible, sir. What happened? 1838 02:14:22,670 --> 02:14:26,660 - Nothing, it's no problem. - No, no, no, sir. He's not kidding. 1839 02:14:26,740 --> 02:14:29,500 - You look awful. You need assistance. - I'm fine. 1840 02:14:29,640 --> 02:14:33,230 Look, I'm fine... Everything's fine. 1841 02:14:35,510 --> 02:14:37,740 Stop it! 1842 02:14:37,880 --> 02:14:41,010 - Let her go. - Christ Almighty! 1843 02:14:41,080 --> 02:14:42,880 You! 1844 02:14:42,950 --> 02:14:45,050 Hi, Marla. 1845 02:14:45,520 --> 02:14:50,360 - Leave her with me. Meet me downstairs. - Are you sure? 1846 02:14:50,460 --> 02:14:52,520 Yes, I'm sure. 1847 02:14:53,630 --> 02:14:57,730 You fucker! What kind of sick fucking game are you playing at?! 1848 02:14:57,870 --> 02:15:00,530 Putting me on a... Oh, my God, your face! 1849 02:15:00,640 --> 02:15:02,130 Yeah, I know. 1850 02:15:06,910 --> 02:15:08,780 What happened? 1851 02:15:08,910 --> 02:15:11,040 - Don't ask. - You're shot. 1852 02:15:11,120 --> 02:15:13,180 - Yes, I'm shot. - Oh, my God. 1853 02:15:14,120 --> 02:15:17,150 - I can't believe he's standing. - One tough motherfucker. 1854 02:15:20,960 --> 02:15:22,790 Who did this? 1855 02:15:22,930 --> 02:15:25,400 I did, actually. 1856 02:15:25,500 --> 02:15:27,560 Find some gauze. 1857 02:15:28,940 --> 02:15:30,960 You shot yourself? 1858 02:15:31,070 --> 02:15:33,700 Yes, but it's OK. Marla, look at me. 1859 02:15:33,770 --> 02:15:36,070 I'm really OK. 1860 02:15:36,140 --> 02:15:40,100 Trust me. Everything's gonna be fine. 1861 02:15:52,930 --> 02:15:56,790 You met me at a very strange time in my life. 1862 02:15:57,305 --> 02:16:57,945 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/3q7q7 Help other users to choose the best subtitles