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<i>People always ask me
if I know Tyler Durden.</i>

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Three minutes.

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This is it. Ground zero.

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Do you have a speech for the occasion?

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<i>With a gun barrel between your teeth,
you speak only in vowels.</i>

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I can't think of anything.

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<i>For a second, I forget about
Tyler's controlled demolition thing</i>

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<i>and I wonder how clean that gun is.</i>

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It's getting exciting now.

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<i>That old thing,
how you always hurt the one you love.</i>

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<i>Well, it works both ways.</i>

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<i>We have front-row seats
for this theater of mass destruction.</i>

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<i>The Demolitions Committee
of Project Mayhem</i>

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<i>wrapped the foundations
of 12 buildings with explosives.</i>

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<i>In two minutes,
primary charges will blow base charges</i>

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<i>and a few blocks will be reduced
to smouldering rubble.</i>

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<i>I know this because Tyler knows this.</i>

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Two and a half.
Think of everything we've accomplished.

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<i>Suddenly I realize that all of this,
the gun, the bombs, the revolution,</i>

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<i>has got something to do
with a girl named Marla Singer.</i>

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<i>Bob. Bob had bitch tits.</i>

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<i>This was a support group
for men with testicular cancer.</i>

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<i>The big moosie slobbering all over me,
that was Bob.</i>

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We're still men.

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Yes, we're men.

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Men is what we are.

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<i>Bob had had his testicles removed.
Then hormone therapy.</i>

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<i>He developed bitch tits because
his testosterone was too high</i>

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<i>and his body upped the oestrogen.</i>

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<i>- That was where I fit...
- They'll have to drain my pecs again.</i>

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<i>..between those huge sweating tits</i>

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<i>that hung enormous,
the way you'd think of God's as big.</i>

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OK, you cry now.

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<i>No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier.</i>

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<i>For six months, I couldn't sleep.</i>

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<i>I couldn't sleep.</i>

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<i>With insomnia, nothing's real.</i>

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<i>Everything's far away.</i>

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<i>Everything's a copy of a copy</i>

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<i>of a copy.</i>

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<i>When deep space exploration ramps up,
it'll be the corporations that name everything.</i>

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<i>The IBM Stellar Sphere.</i>

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<i>The Microsoft Galaxy.</i>

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<i>The Planet Starbucks.</i>

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I need you out of town this week
to cover some red flags.

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<i>It must have been Tuesday.
He had on his cornflower blue tie.</i>

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You want me to deprioritize my reports
until you advise of a status upgrade?

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Prioritize these. Here's your flight coupons.
Call me if there's any snags.

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<i>He was full of pep.
Must have had his grande latte enema.</i>

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<i>Like so many others, I had become
a slave to the Ikea nesting instinct.</i>

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Yes. I'd like to order

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the Erika Pekkari dust ruffles.

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<i>- Please hold.
- Anything clever,</i>

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<i>like a coffee table in the shape of a yin-yang,
I had to have it.</i>

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<i>The Klipsk personal office unit.</i>

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<i>The Hovetrekke home exerbike.</i>

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<i>Or the Ohamshab sofa
with the Strinne green stripe pattern.</i>

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<i>Even the Ryslampa wire lamps of
environmentally-friendly unbleached paper.</i>

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<i>I'd flip through catalogues and wonder</i>

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<i>"What kind of dining set
defines me as a person?"</i>

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<i>I had it all. Even the glass dishes
with tiny bubbles and imperfections,</i>

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<i>proof that they were crafted by the honest,
hard-working, indigenous peoples of...</i>

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<i>- Please hold.
- ..wherever.</i>

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<i>We used to read pornography.</i>

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<i>Now it was the Horchow collection.</i>

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- No. You can't die of insomnia.
- What about narcolepsy?

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I nod off, I wake up in strange places.

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I have no idea how I got there.

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- You need to lighten up.
- Can you please just give me something?

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<i>Red and blue Tuinals, lipstick-red Seconals...</i>

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No. You need healthy, natural sleep.

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Chew some valerian root
and get more exercise.

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Hey, come on.

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- I'm in pain.
- You wanna see pain?

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Swing by First Methodist, Tuesday nights.

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See the guys with testicular cancer.

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That's pain.

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I always wanted three kids...
two boys and a girl.

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Mindy wanted two girls and a boy.

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We never could agree on anything.

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Well, I... She...

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She had her first child last week.

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A girl.

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With... With her... With her new husband.

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Fuck!

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Thank God, you know...

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I'm glad for her.

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She deserves...

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Everyone, let's thank Thomas
for sharing himself with us.

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Thank you, Thomas.

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I look around this room,
and I see a lot of courage.

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And that gives me strength.

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We give each other strength.

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It's time for the one-on-ones.

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So let's all of us follow Thomas's example
and really open ourselves up.

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Could you find a partner?

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<i>And this is how I met the big moosie.</i>

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<i>His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears.</i>

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<i>Knees together. Those awkward little steps.</i>

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- My name is Bob.
- Bob?

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<i>Bob had been a champion bodybuilder.</i>

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<i>You know that chest expansion programme
on late-night TV?</i>

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<i>That was his idea.</i>

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I was a juicer.

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You know, using steroids?

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Diabonal and

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Wisterol.

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Oh, they use that on racehorses,
for Christ sakes.

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And now I'm bankrupt.

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I'm divorced.

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My two grown kids

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won't even return my phone calls.

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<i>Strangers with this kind of honesty
make me go a big, rubbery one.</i>

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Go ahead,... Cornelius.

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You can cry.

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<i>And then... something happened.
I let go.</i>

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That's really good.

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<i>Lost in oblivion.</i>

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<i>Dark and silent and complete.</i>

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<i>I found freedom.
Losing all hope was freedom.</i>

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It's OK.

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<i>Babies don't sleep this well.</i>

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<i>I became addicted.</i>

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If I didn't say anything

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people always assumed the worst.

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They cried harder... then I cried harder.

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Now we're going to open the green door,
the heart chakra...

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<i>I wasn't really dying.</i>

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<i>I wasn't host to cancer or parasites.</i>

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<i>I was the warm little center
that the life of this world crowded around.</i>

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Imagine your pain
as a white ball of healing light.

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It moves over your body, healing you.

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Now keep this going. Remember to breathe

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and step forward
through the back door of the room.

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Where does it lead?

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To your cave.

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Step forward

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into your cave.

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That's right.

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You're going deeper into your cave.

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And you're going to find

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your power animal.

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Slide.

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<i>Every evening I died.</i>

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<i>And every evening I was born again.</i>

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<i>Resurrected.</i>

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<i>Bob loved me because he thought
my testicles were removed too.</i>

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<i>Being there, pressed against his tits,</i>

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<i>ready to cry.</i>

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<i>This was my vacation.</i>

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<i>And she</i>

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<i>ruined everything.</i>

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This is cancer, right?

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<i>This chick, Marla Singer,</i>

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<i>did not have testicular cancer.</i>

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<i>She was a liar.</i>

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<i>She had no diseases at all.</i>

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<i>I had seen her at Free And Clear,
my blood parasites group, Thursdays.</i>

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<i>Then at Hope,
my bimonthly sickle-cell circle.</i>

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<i>And again, at Seize The Day,
my tuberculosis, Friday night.</i>

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<i>Marla,</i>

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<i>the big tourist.</i>

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<i>Her lie reflected my lie.</i>

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<i>And suddenly, I felt nothing.</i>

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<i>I couldn't cry. So once again,</i>

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<i>I couldn't sleep.</i>

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<i>Next group, after guided meditation,</i>

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<i>after we open our heart chakras,
when it's time to hug,</i>

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<i>I'm gonna grab that bitch,
Marla Singer, and scream.</i>

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Marla, you liar!
You big tourist, I need this! Now, get out!

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<i>I hadn't slept in four days.</i>

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<i>We'll just let that dry...</i>

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<i>When you have insomnia,
you're never really asleep.</i>

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<i>And you're never really awake.</i>

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To begin tonight's communion,

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Chloe would like to say a few words.

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<i>Oh, yeah. Chloe.</i>

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<i>Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton
would look if you made it walk around</i>

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<i>being extra nice to everybody.</i>

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Well, I'm still here.

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But I don't know for how long.

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That's as much certainty
as anyone can give me.

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But I've got some good news.

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I no longer have any fear of death.

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But... I am in a pretty lonely place.

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No-one will have sex with me.

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I'm so close to the end,
and all I want is to get laid for the last time.

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I have pornographic movies
in my apartment,

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- and lubricants and amyl nitrite.
- Thank you, Chloe.

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Everyone, let's thank Chloe.

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Thank you, Chloe.

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Now, let's ready ourselves
for guided meditation.

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You're standing at the entrance of your cave.

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You step inside your cave and you walk...

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<i>If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.</i>

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<i>Marla.</i>

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<i>The scratch on the roof of your mouth
that would heal if you could stop tonguing it.</i>

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<i>But you can't.</i>

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<i>..deeper into your cave as you walk.</i>

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<i>You feel a healing energy all around you.</i>

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<i>Now find your power animal.</i>

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Slide.

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OK. Let's partner up.

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Pick someone special to you tonight.

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Hey.

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- We need to talk.
- Sure.

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- I'm onto you.
- What?

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Yeah. You're a faker. You're not dying.

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Sorry?

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In the Tibetan-philosophy, Sylvia-Plath
sense of the word, I know we're all dying.

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- But you're not dying the way Chloe is.
- So?

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So you're a tourist.

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I've seen you. I saw you at melanoma,
I saw you at tuberculosis.

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I saw you at testicular cancer!

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I saw you practising this.

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- Practising what?
- Telling me off.

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Is it going as well as you hoped,... Rupert?

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I'll expose you.

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Go ahead. I'll expose you.

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Come together. Let yourselves cry.

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Oh, God. Why are you doing this?

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It's cheaper than a movie
and there's free coffee.

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Look, this is important.
These are my groups.

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I've been coming for over a year.

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- Why do you do it?
- I don't know.

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When people think you're dying,
they listen to you instead of...

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Instead of waiting for their turn to speak.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Share yourself... completely.

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Look, you don't want to get into this.

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- It becomes an addiction.
- Really?

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I'm not kidding. I can't cry
if another faker is present, and I need this.

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You gotta find somewhere else to go.

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Candystripe a cancer ward.
It's not my problem.

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No, wait a second. Hold on.

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We'll split up the week, OK?

238
00:16:12,363 --> 00:16:14,467
You take lymphoma and tuberculosis.

239
00:16:14,537 --> 00:16:17,538
You take tuberculosis.
My smoking doesn't go over at all.

240
00:16:17,611 --> 00:16:20,807
OK. Good. Fine.
Testicular cancer should be no contest.

241
00:16:20,874 --> 00:16:24,648
Technically, I have more right to be there.
You still have your balls.

242
00:16:24,713 --> 00:16:26,983
- You're kidding.
- I dunno. Am I?

243
00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:28,999
No. No.

244
00:16:29,097 --> 00:16:31,618
- What do you want?
- I'll take the parasites.

245
00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:34,373
You can't have both.
Take the blood parasites.

246
00:16:34,474 --> 00:16:38,597
- I want brain parasites.
- I'll take the blood but I want brain dementia.

247
00:16:38,697 --> 00:16:41,348
- I want that.
- You can't have the whole brain.

248
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,838
So far, you have four. I only have two.

249
00:16:43,913 --> 00:16:47,688
OK. Take both the parasites. They're yours.

250
00:16:47,752 --> 00:16:49,924
Now we both have three...

251
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:55,073
Hey! You left half your clothes.

252
00:17:10,951 --> 00:17:13,025
- What, are you selling those?
- Yes!

253
00:17:13,095 --> 00:17:15,070
I'm selling some clothes!

254
00:17:15,176 --> 00:17:17,149
So! We each have three. That's six.

255
00:17:17,255 --> 00:17:19,972
What about the seventh day?
I want bowel cancer.

256
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,046
<i>The girl had done her homework.</i>

257
00:17:22,151 --> 00:17:24,158
No. No. I want bowel cancer.

258
00:17:24,774 --> 00:17:26,751
That's your favorite too?

259
00:17:26,856 --> 00:17:30,203
- Tried to slip it by me, eh?
- Look, we'll split it.

260
00:17:30,311 --> 00:17:32,285
Take the first and third Sunday.

261
00:17:34,663 --> 00:17:36,450
Deal.

262
00:17:38,950 --> 00:17:41,155
Looks like this is goodbye.

263
00:17:41,255 --> 00:17:43,294
Let's not make a big thing out of it.

264
00:17:43,399 --> 00:17:45,732
How's this for not making a big thing?

265
00:17:49,061 --> 00:17:50,784
Hey, Marla!

266
00:17:51,110 --> 00:17:53,182
Marla!

267
00:17:53,253 --> 00:17:55,741
Maybe we should exchange numbers.

268
00:17:55,846 --> 00:17:57,668
Should we?

269
00:17:57,766 --> 00:18:01,659
- We might wanna switch nights.
- OK.

270
00:18:06,629 --> 00:18:09,019
<i>This is how I met Marla Singer.</i>

271
00:18:10,692 --> 00:18:14,751
<i>Marla's philosophy of life
was that she might die at any moment.</i>

272
00:18:14,852 --> 00:18:17,057
<i>The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't.</i>

273
00:18:17,157 --> 00:18:21,018
It doesn't have your name!
Who are you? Cornelius? Rupert?

274
00:18:21,091 --> 00:18:24,889
Travis? Any of the stupid names
you give each night?

275
00:18:27,748 --> 00:18:29,722
<i>You wake up at SeaTac.</i>

276
00:18:29,828 --> 00:18:32,643
<i>SFO. LAX.</i>

277
00:18:32,740 --> 00:18:35,009
<i>You wake up at O'Hare.</i>

278
00:18:35,107 --> 00:18:37,148
<i>Dallas Fort Worth.</i>

279
00:18:37,219 --> 00:18:39,107
<i>BWI.</i>

280
00:18:39,172 --> 00:18:42,815
<i>Pacific. Mountain. Central.
Lose an hour. Gain an hour.</i>

281
00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:46,625
The check-in for that flight
isn't for another two hours, sir.

282
00:18:46,723 --> 00:18:49,854
<i>This is your life,
and it's ending one minute at a time.</i>

283
00:18:49,923 --> 00:18:52,792
<i>You wake up at Air Harbor International.</i>

284
00:18:54,146 --> 00:18:57,855
<i>If you wake up at a different time,
in a different place,</i>

285
00:18:57,923 --> 00:19:00,476
<i>could you wake up as a different person?</i>

286
00:19:00,578 --> 00:19:02,553
<i>Everywhere I travel,</i>

287
00:19:02,658 --> 00:19:04,829
<i>tiny life.</i>

288
00:19:04,897 --> 00:19:07,320
<i>Single-serving sugar and cream.</i>

289
00:19:07,394 --> 00:19:09,117
<i>Single pat of butter.</i>

290
00:19:09,218 --> 00:19:11,935
<i>The microwave cordon bleu hobby kit.</i>

291
00:19:12,002 --> 00:19:13,889
<i>Shampoo-conditioner combos.</i>

292
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:17,695
<i>Sample-package mouthwash.
Tiny bars of soap.</i>

293
00:19:19,073 --> 00:19:21,495
<i>The people I meet on each flight,</i>

294
00:19:21,570 --> 00:19:23,608
<i>they're single-serving friends.</i>

295
00:19:23,681 --> 00:19:27,260
<i>Between takeoff and landing,
we have our time together.</i>

296
00:19:27,329 --> 00:19:29,467
<i>That's all we get.</i>

297
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:31,390
<i>Welcome!</i>

298
00:19:33,409 --> 00:19:37,435
<i>On a long enough time line,
the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.</i>

299
00:19:37,504 --> 00:19:41,083
<i>I was a recall coordinator.
My job was to apply the formula.</i>

300
00:19:41,153 --> 00:19:43,454
The infant went through the windshield.

301
00:19:43,552 --> 00:19:47,447
<i>A new car built by my company
leaves somewhere traveling at 60mph.</i>

302
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,528
<i>The rear differential locks up.</i>

303
00:19:50,527 --> 00:19:53,015
The teenager's braces
are stuck to the ashtray.

304
00:19:53,088 --> 00:19:55,357
Might make a good anti-smoking ad.

305
00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:58,805
<i>The car crashes and burns
with everyone trapped inside.</i>

306
00:19:58,911 --> 00:20:01,082
<i>Now, should we initiate a recall?</i>

307
00:20:01,151 --> 00:20:03,159
The father must have been huge.

308
00:20:03,232 --> 00:20:06,329
See where the fat burned to the seat?
The polyester shirt?

309
00:20:06,431 --> 00:20:08,340
Very modern art.

310
00:20:08,414 --> 00:20:10,804
<i>Take the number of vehicles in the field, A.</i>

311
00:20:10,879 --> 00:20:13,498
<i>Multiply it by the probable rate of failure, B.</i>

312
00:20:13,566 --> 00:20:17,210
<i>Multiply the result by
the average out-of-court settlement, C.</i>

313
00:20:17,279 --> 00:20:19,286
<i>A x B x C</i>

314
00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:21,308
equals X.

315
00:20:21,406 --> 00:20:23,895
If X is less than the cost of a recall,

316
00:20:23,966 --> 00:20:25,908
we don't do one.

317
00:20:26,014 --> 00:20:29,080
Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?

318
00:20:29,149 --> 00:20:31,005
You wouldn't believe.

319
00:20:32,414 --> 00:20:34,835
Which car company do you work for?

320
00:20:34,910 --> 00:20:36,950
A major one.

321
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:43,099
<i>Every time the plane banked too sharply
on takeoff or landing,</i>

322
00:20:43,165 --> 00:20:46,329
<i>I prayed for a crash or a midair collision.</i>

323
00:20:46,974 --> 00:20:48,467
<i>Anything.</i>

324
00:20:56,958 --> 00:21:00,535
<i>Life insurance pays off triple
if you die on a business trip.</i>

325
00:21:03,356 --> 00:21:06,521
"If you are seated in an emergency exit row

326
00:21:06,589 --> 00:21:09,970
and would be unable or unwilling
to perform the duties

327
00:21:10,043 --> 00:21:14,299
listed on the safety card, please
ask a flight attendant to reseat you."

328
00:21:16,028 --> 00:21:18,003
It's a lot of responsibility.

329
00:21:18,076 --> 00:21:20,214
Wanna switch seats?

330
00:21:20,316 --> 00:21:23,610
No. I'm not sure
I'm the man for that particularjob.

331
00:21:23,676 --> 00:21:27,899
An exit-door procedure at 30,000ft.

332
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:29,969
The illusion of safety.

333
00:21:30,202 --> 00:21:32,210
Yeah. I guess so.

334
00:21:32,282 --> 00:21:35,098
You know why
they put oxygen masks on planes?

335
00:21:35,163 --> 00:21:39,538
- So you can breathe.
- Oxygen gets you high.

336
00:21:40,603 --> 00:21:43,985
In a catastrophic emergency,
you take giant panic breaths.

337
00:21:44,058 --> 00:21:46,479
Suddenly you become euphoric, docile.

338
00:21:46,554 --> 00:21:48,759
You accept your fate.

339
00:21:49,370 --> 00:21:51,311
It's all right here.

340
00:21:51,418 --> 00:21:54,418
Emergency water landing, 600mph.

341
00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:57,239
Blank faces. Calm as Hindu cows.

342
00:21:57,306 --> 00:21:59,313
That's...

343
00:22:00,506 --> 00:22:02,677
That's an interesting theory.

344
00:22:04,602 --> 00:22:06,641
- What do you do?
- What do you mean?

345
00:22:06,714 --> 00:22:08,721
What do you do for a living?

346
00:22:08,794 --> 00:22:11,826
Why? So you can pretend you're interested?

347
00:22:14,392 --> 00:22:15,823
OK.

348
00:22:15,897 --> 00:22:18,679
You have
a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.

349
00:22:21,784 --> 00:22:23,760
We have the exact same briefcase.

350
00:22:24,567 --> 00:22:26,477
Soap.

351
00:22:26,585 --> 00:22:30,098
- Sorry?
- I make and I sell soap.

352
00:22:30,233 --> 00:22:32,500
The yardstick of civilization.

353
00:22:32,983 --> 00:22:34,871
<i>And this is how I met...</i>

354
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,724
Tyler Durden.

355
00:22:36,792 --> 00:22:41,843
Did you know if you mix gasoline and
frozen orange juice, you can make napalm?

356
00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:44,791
- No, I did not. Is that true?
- That's right.

357
00:22:44,856 --> 00:22:48,532
One can make all kinds of explosives
with simple household items.

358
00:22:48,631 --> 00:22:50,966
- Really?
- If one was so inclined.

359
00:22:55,735 --> 00:23:00,591
Tyler, you are by far the most interesting
single-serving friend I have ever met.

360
00:23:02,391 --> 00:23:06,352
- Everything on a plane is single-serving...
- Oh, I get it. Very clever.

361
00:23:06,422 --> 00:23:07,917
Thank you.

362
00:23:08,022 --> 00:23:10,029
How's it working out for you?

363
00:23:10,134 --> 00:23:12,753
- What?
- Being clever?

364
00:23:12,855 --> 00:23:15,123
Great.

365
00:23:15,190 --> 00:23:18,059
Keep it up, then. Right up.

366
00:23:19,223 --> 00:23:21,295
A question of etiquette.

367
00:23:21,366 --> 00:23:24,235
As I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

368
00:23:30,998 --> 00:23:33,235
<i>How I came to live with Tyler is...</i>

369
00:23:33,302 --> 00:23:37,424
<i>Airlines have this policy
about vibrating luggage.</i>

370
00:23:44,789 --> 00:23:49,229
- Was it ticking?
- Throwers know modern bombs don't tick.

371
00:23:49,333 --> 00:23:52,366
- Sorry, throwers?
- Baggage handlers.

372
00:23:52,436 --> 00:23:54,575
But when a suitcase vibrates,

373
00:23:54,708 --> 00:23:57,261
the throwers have got to call the police.

374
00:23:57,364 --> 00:24:00,712
- My suitcase was vibrating?
- Nine times out of ten

375
00:24:00,819 --> 00:24:02,794
it's an electric razor.

376
00:24:02,868 --> 00:24:04,908
But... every once in a while

377
00:24:07,731 --> 00:24:09,706
it's a dildo.

378
00:24:10,451 --> 00:24:14,346
It's company policy never to imply
ownership in the event of a dildo.

379
00:24:14,452 --> 00:24:18,161
<i>We have to use the indefinite article,
a dildo, never</i>

380
00:24:18,226 --> 00:24:20,234
<i>your dildo.</i>

381
00:24:20,307 --> 00:24:22,315
I don't own...

382
00:24:24,883 --> 00:24:27,882
<i>I had everything in that suitcase.
My CK shirts.</i>

383
00:24:27,955 --> 00:24:30,987
<i>My DKNYshoes. My AX ties.</i>

384
00:24:32,594 --> 00:24:34,830
<i>Never mind.</i>

385
00:24:36,627 --> 00:24:39,244
Hey! That's my car!

386
00:24:45,298 --> 00:24:47,185
<i>Home was a condo on the 15th floor</i>

387
00:24:47,282 --> 00:24:50,183
<i>of a filing cabinet
for widows and professionals.</i>

388
00:24:50,257 --> 00:24:52,778
<i>The walls were solid concrete.</i>

389
00:24:52,882 --> 00:24:54,856
<i>A foot of concrete is important</i>

390
00:24:54,961 --> 00:24:59,053
<i>when your next-door neighbor
has to watch game shows at full volume.</i>

391
00:24:59,121 --> 00:25:02,862
<i>Or when a blast of debris
that used to be your personal effects</i>

392
00:25:02,928 --> 00:25:06,791
<i>blows out of your windows
and sails flaming into the night.</i>

393
00:25:13,009 --> 00:25:15,179
<i>I suppose these things happen.</i>

394
00:25:27,504 --> 00:25:29,511
There's... nothing up there.

395
00:25:29,585 --> 00:25:32,846
You can't go into the unit. Police orders.

396
00:25:41,167 --> 00:25:43,588
Do you have somebody you can call?

397
00:25:43,663 --> 00:25:45,702
<i>How embarrassing.</i>

398
00:25:45,774 --> 00:25:48,558
<i>A houseful of condiments and no food.</i>

399
00:25:57,615 --> 00:26:01,227
<i>The police later told me
the pilot light might have gone out</i>

400
00:26:02,190 --> 00:26:05,037
<i>letting out just a little bit of gas.</i>

401
00:26:05,102 --> 00:26:07,273
<i>That gas could have filled the condo.</i>

402
00:26:07,373 --> 00:26:10,723
<i>1700 square feet with high ceilings
for days and days.</i>

403
00:26:18,605 --> 00:26:22,217
<i>Then the refrigerator's compressor
could have clicked on.</i>

404
00:26:23,278 --> 00:26:25,252
<i>Yeah?</i>

405
00:26:28,268 --> 00:26:30,244
<i>I can hear you breathing...</i>

406
00:26:38,541 --> 00:26:42,315
<i>If you ask me now,
I couldn't tell you why I called him.</i>

407
00:27:23,785 --> 00:27:25,925
<i>- Hello?
- Who's this?</i>

408
00:27:28,073 --> 00:27:30,080
<i>- Tyler?
- Who is this?</i>

409
00:27:31,561 --> 00:27:33,667
We met... We met on the airplane.

410
00:27:33,770 --> 00:27:35,909
We had the same suitcase?

411
00:27:35,978 --> 00:27:37,984
The clever guy?

412
00:27:38,057 --> 00:27:40,327
<i>Oh, yeah. Right.</i>

413
00:27:42,250 --> 00:27:44,770
I called a second ago. There was no answer.

414
00:27:44,873 --> 00:27:48,899
<i>- I'm at a payphone.
- Yeah, I *69'd you. I never pick up my phone.</i>

415
00:27:51,529 --> 00:27:53,536
<i>So what's up?</i>

416
00:27:54,185 --> 00:27:56,127
Well.

417
00:27:56,233 --> 00:27:58,207
You're not gonna believe this.

418
00:28:00,264 --> 00:28:02,403
You know, it could be worse.

419
00:28:02,471 --> 00:28:06,083
A woman could cut off your penis
while you sleep and toss it out of a car.

420
00:28:06,888 --> 00:28:10,051
There's always that. I don't know.

421
00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:13,119
When you buy furniture,
you tell yourself, that's it.

422
00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:15,199
That's the last sofa I'll need.

423
00:28:15,271 --> 00:28:17,955
Whatever happens,
that sofa problem is handled.

424
00:28:18,024 --> 00:28:21,339
I had it all.
I had a stereo that was very decent.

425
00:28:21,446 --> 00:28:24,830
A wardrobe that was getting very respectable.

426
00:28:24,903 --> 00:28:26,975
I was close to being complete.

427
00:28:27,047 --> 00:28:29,503
- Shit, man. Now it's all gone.
- All gone.

428
00:28:29,607 --> 00:28:32,224
All gone.

429
00:28:33,446 --> 00:28:35,388
Do you know what a duvet is?

430
00:28:35,462 --> 00:28:38,245
- A comforter.
- It's a blanket.

431
00:28:38,311 --> 00:28:42,139
Just a blanket. Why do guys
like you and I know what a duvet is?

432
00:28:42,214 --> 00:28:46,208
Is this essential to our survival
in the hunter-gatherer sense?

433
00:28:46,310 --> 00:28:47,870
No.

434
00:28:47,942 --> 00:28:49,851
What are we, then?

435
00:28:49,959 --> 00:28:52,446
I dunno. Consumers.

436
00:28:52,517 --> 00:28:54,492
Right. We're consumers.

437
00:28:54,598 --> 00:28:57,729
We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession.

438
00:28:57,830 --> 00:29:01,571
Murder, crime, poverty.
These things don't concern me.

439
00:29:01,669 --> 00:29:04,965
What concerns me are celebrity magazines,

440
00:29:05,029 --> 00:29:07,036
television with 500 channels,

441
00:29:07,109 --> 00:29:09,661
some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine.

442
00:29:09,766 --> 00:29:11,741
Viagra. Olestra.

443
00:29:11,846 --> 00:29:14,561
- Martha Stewart.
- Fuck Martha Stewart.

444
00:29:14,628 --> 00:29:17,977
She's polishing the brass on the Titanic.
It's all going down.

445
00:29:18,085 --> 00:29:21,663
So fuck off with your sofa units
and Strinne green stripe patterns.

446
00:29:21,733 --> 00:29:24,929
I say never be complete.

447
00:29:24,995 --> 00:29:26,938
I say stop being perfect.

448
00:29:27,045 --> 00:29:28,987
I say let's evolve.

449
00:29:29,060 --> 00:29:31,264
Let the chips fall where they may.

450
00:29:33,347 --> 00:29:35,355
But that's me, and I could be wrong.

451
00:29:35,459 --> 00:29:37,434
Maybe it's a terrible tragedy.

452
00:29:37,507 --> 00:29:39,896
It's just stuff. Not a tragedy...

453
00:29:39,972 --> 00:29:43,583
You did lose a lot of versatile solutions
for modern living.

454
00:29:43,651 --> 00:29:46,139
Fuck, you're right. I don't smoke.

455
00:29:49,378 --> 00:29:52,990
My insurance is probably gonna cover it, so...

456
00:29:55,331 --> 00:29:57,370
What?

457
00:29:57,474 --> 00:30:00,474
The things you own end up owning you.

458
00:30:03,682 --> 00:30:05,655
Do what you like, man.

459
00:30:06,369 --> 00:30:08,705
Oh, it's late.

460
00:30:08,770 --> 00:30:11,388
- Hey, thanks for the beer.
- Yeah, man.

461
00:30:11,457 --> 00:30:13,465
I should find a hotel.

462
00:30:14,178 --> 00:30:16,185
What?

463
00:30:16,257 --> 00:30:17,817
What?

464
00:30:17,922 --> 00:30:19,897
- A hotel?
- Yeah.

465
00:30:20,001 --> 00:30:22,936
- Just ask, man.
- What are you talking about?

466
00:30:23,010 --> 00:30:26,620
Oh, God. Three pitchers of beer
and you still can't ask.

467
00:30:27,584 --> 00:30:29,145
What?

468
00:30:29,249 --> 00:30:31,769
You called me
because you needed a place to stay.

469
00:30:31,841 --> 00:30:35,157
- Oh, hey. No, no, no.
- Yes, you did. So just ask.

470
00:30:35,232 --> 00:30:37,688
Cut the foreplay and just ask, man.

471
00:30:39,424 --> 00:30:41,596
Would... Would that be a problem?

472
00:30:41,696 --> 00:30:43,672
Is it a problem for you to ask?

473
00:30:44,641 --> 00:30:46,779
- Can I stay at your place?
- Yeah.

474
00:30:48,095 --> 00:30:50,071
Thanks.

475
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:56,950
- I want you to do me a favor.
- Yeah, sure.

476
00:30:57,056 --> 00:30:59,357
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

477
00:30:59,423 --> 00:31:01,311
What?

478
00:31:01,375 --> 00:31:05,052
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

479
00:31:05,152 --> 00:31:07,933
<i>Let me tell you a little bit about Tyler Durden.</i>

480
00:31:08,127 --> 00:31:10,395
<i>Tyler was a night person.</i>

481
00:31:10,494 --> 00:31:12,633
While the rest of us slept, he worked.

482
00:31:12,703 --> 00:31:15,736
He had one part-time job as a projectionist.

483
00:31:15,807 --> 00:31:18,676
A movie doesn't come all on one big reel.
It comes on a few.

484
00:31:18,783 --> 00:31:22,328
Someone has to switch the projectors
at the exact moment

485
00:31:22,431 --> 00:31:25,530
that one reel ends and the next one begins.

486
00:31:25,599 --> 00:31:29,372
You can see little dots come into
the upper right corner of the screen.

487
00:31:29,438 --> 00:31:32,056
In the industry, we call them cigarette burns.

488
00:31:32,127 --> 00:31:34,133
That's the cue for a changeover.

489
00:31:34,207 --> 00:31:38,778
He flips the projectors, movie keeps
going and the audience has no idea.

490
00:31:38,846 --> 00:31:41,017
Why would anyone want this shitjob?

491
00:31:41,118 --> 00:31:44,150
Because it affords him
interesting opportunities.

492
00:31:44,221 --> 00:31:47,604
Like splicing a frame of pornography
into family films.

493
00:31:47,677 --> 00:31:52,466
So when the snooty cat and the courageous
dog with the celebrity voices first meet,

494
00:31:52,605 --> 00:31:56,631
that's when you'll catch a flash
of Tyler's contribution to the film.

495
00:32:03,228 --> 00:32:05,716
Nobody knows that they saw it but they did.

496
00:32:05,820 --> 00:32:08,276
Nice, big cock.

497
00:32:12,892 --> 00:32:15,510
Even a hummingbird
couldn't catch Tyler at work.

498
00:32:20,636 --> 00:32:25,457
Tyler also works sometimes as a banquet
waiter at the luxurious Pressman hotel.

499
00:32:29,916 --> 00:32:33,810
<i>He was the guerrilla terrorist
of the food service industry.</i>

500
00:32:33,915 --> 00:32:36,119
Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch.

501
00:32:36,187 --> 00:32:40,409
Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque,
he farted on meringues,

502
00:32:40,475 --> 00:32:42,929
and as for the cream of mushroom soup...

503
00:32:43,034 --> 00:32:44,976
Go ahead, tell 'em.

504
00:32:45,050 --> 00:32:46,959
You get the idea.

505
00:32:47,162 --> 00:32:50,261
- You just want me to hit you?
- Come on. Do me this one favor.

506
00:32:50,363 --> 00:32:53,590
- Why?
- I don't know. Never been in a fight. You?

507
00:32:53,657 --> 00:32:57,488
- No. But that's a good thing.
- You can't know yourself if you haven't!

508
00:32:57,562 --> 00:32:59,831
I don't wanna die without any scars.

509
00:32:59,930 --> 00:33:04,021
- Come on. Hit me, before I lose my nerve.
- Oh, God. This is crazy.

510
00:33:04,089 --> 00:33:06,293
So go crazy! Let it rip.

511
00:33:06,362 --> 00:33:08,947
- I don't know about this.
- I don't either.

512
00:33:09,017 --> 00:33:11,953
Who gives a shit? No-one's watching.
What do you care?

513
00:33:12,058 --> 00:33:14,424
This is crazy. You want me to hit you?!

514
00:33:14,521 --> 00:33:16,495
That's right.

515
00:33:16,569 --> 00:33:19,635
- Where? Like, in the face?
- Surprise me.

516
00:33:21,721 --> 00:33:23,728
This is so fucking stupid.

517
00:33:34,168 --> 00:33:36,272
Motherfucker!

518
00:33:36,343 --> 00:33:38,350
He hit me in the ear!

519
00:33:38,424 --> 00:33:41,490
- Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.
- Ow, Christ!

520
00:33:41,592 --> 00:33:43,566
- Why the ear, man?
- I fucked it up.

521
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:45,298
No, that was perfect.

522
00:33:57,654 --> 00:33:59,694
No, it's all right.

523
00:34:00,503 --> 00:34:02,510
It really hurts.

524
00:34:02,935 --> 00:34:04,909
Right.

525
00:34:05,271 --> 00:34:07,376
Hit me again.

526
00:34:07,447 --> 00:34:09,487
No, you hit me. Come on!

527
00:34:25,749 --> 00:34:28,138
We should do this again sometime.

528
00:34:40,404 --> 00:34:42,543
- Where's your car?
- What car?

529
00:34:52,628 --> 00:34:54,864
<i>I don't know how Tyler found that house</i>

530
00:34:54,997 --> 00:34:57,136
<i>but he said he'd been there for a year.</i>

531
00:34:57,237 --> 00:34:59,985
<i>It looked like it was waiting to be torn down.</i>

532
00:35:00,051 --> 00:35:02,352
<i>Most of the windows were boarded up.</i>

533
00:35:02,452 --> 00:35:07,602
<i>There was no lock on the front door from
when the police, or whoever, kicked it in.</i>

534
00:35:07,668 --> 00:35:09,642
<i>The stairs were ready to collapse.</i>

535
00:35:09,748 --> 00:35:12,137
<i>I didn't know if he owned it or was squatting.</i>

536
00:35:12,276 --> 00:35:14,643
<i>Neither would have surprised me.</i>

537
00:35:15,508 --> 00:35:17,483
Yep. That's you.

538
00:35:17,587 --> 00:35:20,075
That's me. That's the toilet. Good?

539
00:35:20,148 --> 00:35:22,121
Yeah, thanks.

540
00:35:22,226 --> 00:35:24,048
<i>What a shithole.</i>

541
00:35:24,147 --> 00:35:26,034
<i>Nothing worked.</i>

542
00:35:29,522 --> 00:35:33,264
<i>Turning on one light meant
another light in the house went out.</i>

543
00:35:33,395 --> 00:35:36,972
<i>There were no neighbors.
Just warehouses and a paper mill.</i>

544
00:35:37,042 --> 00:35:40,871
<i>That fart smell of steam.
The hamster-cage smell of wood chips.</i>

545
00:35:42,578 --> 00:35:44,879
What have we here?

546
00:35:59,057 --> 00:36:01,066
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.

547
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:14,535
<i>Every time it rained, we had to kill the power.</i>

548
00:36:15,408 --> 00:36:18,670
<i>By the end of the first month,
I didn't miss TV.</i>

549
00:36:19,665 --> 00:36:22,861
<i>I didn't even mind the warm, stale refrigerator.</i>

550
00:36:34,703 --> 00:36:36,743
Can I be next?

551
00:36:40,975 --> 00:36:42,950
All right, man.

552
00:36:43,056 --> 00:36:44,964
Lose the tie.

553
00:36:48,815 --> 00:36:53,038
<i>At night, Tyler and I were alone
for half a mile in every direction.</i>

554
00:36:58,254 --> 00:37:02,029
<i>Rain trickled down through
the plaster and the light fixtures.</i>

555
00:37:02,094 --> 00:37:04,812
<i>Everything wooden swelled and shrank.</i>

556
00:37:04,910 --> 00:37:07,975
<i>Everywhere were rusted nails
to snag your elbow on.</i>

557
00:37:08,046 --> 00:37:10,534
<i>The previous occupant had been a shut-in.</i>

558
00:37:10,606 --> 00:37:12,612
Hey, man. What are you reading?

559
00:37:12,686 --> 00:37:16,874
Listen to this. It's an article written
by an organ in the first person.

560
00:37:16,941 --> 00:37:19,592
"I am Jack's medulla oblongata.
Without me,

561
00:37:19,693 --> 00:37:23,009
Jack could not regulate
his heart rate or breathing."

562
00:37:23,085 --> 00:37:25,092
There's a whole series of these.

563
00:37:25,165 --> 00:37:27,172
"I Am Jill's Nipples."

564
00:37:29,100 --> 00:37:32,930
- "I Am Jack's Colon."
- "I Get Cancer. I Kill Jack."

565
00:37:36,045 --> 00:37:39,689
<i>After fighting, everything else
in life got the volume turned down.</i>

566
00:37:41,612 --> 00:37:43,238
What?

567
00:37:43,340 --> 00:37:46,756
<i>- You could deal with anything.
- Have you finished those reports?</i>

568
00:37:51,211 --> 00:37:53,700
<i>If you could choose,
who would you fight?</i>

569
00:37:53,772 --> 00:37:55,779
I'd fight my boss, probably.

570
00:37:55,851 --> 00:37:57,891
Really?

571
00:37:57,963 --> 00:38:01,192
- Yeah, why? Who would you fight?
- I'd fight my dad.

572
00:38:01,260 --> 00:38:03,266
I don't know my dad.

573
00:38:03,340 --> 00:38:05,194
I mean, I know him, but...

574
00:38:05,259 --> 00:38:07,529
He left when I was like, six years old.

575
00:38:07,595 --> 00:38:10,464
Married this other woman
and had some other kids.

576
00:38:10,571 --> 00:38:12,545
He did this every six years.

577
00:38:12,682 --> 00:38:16,611
- He changes city and starts a new family.
- Fucker's setting up franchises!

578
00:38:17,387 --> 00:38:19,425
My dad never went to college.

579
00:38:19,498 --> 00:38:23,273
- So it was real important that I go.
- That sounds familiar.

580
00:38:23,338 --> 00:38:27,594
So I graduate. Call him up long-distance
and say, "Dad, now what?"

581
00:38:27,691 --> 00:38:29,601
- He says, "Get ajob."
- Same here.

582
00:38:29,673 --> 00:38:32,258
Now I'm 25. Make my yearly call again.

583
00:38:32,330 --> 00:38:34,239
"Dad, now what?"

584
00:38:34,314 --> 00:38:36,355
He says, "I dunno. Get married."

585
00:38:36,426 --> 00:38:39,775
You can't get married.

586
00:38:40,521 --> 00:38:42,496
I'm a 30-year-old boy.

587
00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:44,958
We're a generation of men raised by women.

588
00:38:45,033 --> 00:38:49,157
I'm wondering if another woman
is really the answer we need.

589
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:57,987
<i>Most of the week, we were Ozzie and Harriet.</i>

590
00:38:58,825 --> 00:39:02,120
<i>But every Saturday night,
we were finding something out.</i>

591
00:39:03,272 --> 00:39:06,621
<i>We were finding out more and more
that we were not alone.</i>

592
00:39:10,377 --> 00:39:14,816
<i>It used to be that when I came home angry
or depressed, I'd just clean my condo.</i>

593
00:39:14,919 --> 00:39:16,895
<i>Polish my Scandinavian furniture.</i>

594
00:39:17,032 --> 00:39:21,853
<i>I should have been looking for a new condo
or haggling with my insurance company.</i>

595
00:39:21,927 --> 00:39:25,539
<i>I should have been upset
about my nice flaming little shit.</i>

596
00:39:25,671 --> 00:39:27,460
<i>But I wasn't.</i>

597
00:39:27,591 --> 00:39:31,072
The premise of cybernetting an office
is make things more efficient.

598
00:39:31,144 --> 00:39:33,892
<i>Monday mornings,
I just thought about next week.</i>

599
00:39:33,959 --> 00:39:36,860
Can I get the icon in cornflower blue?

600
00:39:36,966 --> 00:39:38,015
Absolutely.

601
00:39:38,151 --> 00:39:41,249
Efficiency is priority No.1, people.

602
00:39:41,383 --> 00:39:44,065
Because waste is a thief.

603
00:39:44,134 --> 00:39:47,135
I showed this to my man here.
You liked it, didn't you?

604
00:39:50,663 --> 00:39:54,436
<i>You can swallow a pint of blood
before you get sick.</i>

605
00:39:55,429 --> 00:39:57,568
<i>It was right in everyone's face.</i>

606
00:39:57,637 --> 00:39:59,710
<i>Tyler and I just made it visible.</i>

607
00:39:59,814 --> 00:40:02,147
<i>It was on the tip of everyone's tongue.</i>

608
00:40:02,214 --> 00:40:04,221
<i>Tyler and I just gave it a name.</i>

609
00:40:14,980 --> 00:40:16,955
Come on, you've gotta go home!

610
00:40:38,275 --> 00:40:40,511
Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back.

611
00:41:00,546 --> 00:41:04,125
<i>Every week,
Tyler gave the rules that he and I decided.</i>

612
00:41:04,194 --> 00:41:06,170
Gentlemen!

613
00:41:06,915 --> 00:41:08,920
Welcome to Fight Club.

614
00:41:10,945 --> 00:41:13,018
The first rule of Fight Club is

615
00:41:13,154 --> 00:41:15,391
you do not talk about Fight Club.

616
00:41:15,491 --> 00:41:17,978
The second rule of Fight Club is

617
00:41:18,370 --> 00:41:21,664
you do not talk about Fight Club!

618
00:41:21,793 --> 00:41:23,966
Third rule of Fight Club.

619
00:41:24,033 --> 00:41:26,717
Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out,

620
00:41:26,817 --> 00:41:29,467
the fight is over. Fourth rule.

621
00:41:29,537 --> 00:41:31,774
Only two guys to a fight.

622
00:41:31,842 --> 00:41:33,630
Fifth rule.

623
00:41:33,729 --> 00:41:36,283
One fight at a time, fellas.

624
00:41:36,385 --> 00:41:38,753
Sixth rule. No shirts. No shoes.

625
00:41:38,817 --> 00:41:42,591
Seventh rule.
Fights will go on as long as they have to.

626
00:41:44,352 --> 00:41:46,841
And the eighth and final rule.

627
00:41:47,936 --> 00:41:51,001
If this is your first night at Fight Club

628
00:41:51,072 --> 00:41:53,079
you have to fight.

629
00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:58,936
<i>This kid from work, Ricky,</i>

630
00:41:59,041 --> 00:42:03,349
<i>couldn't remember whether
you ordered pens with blue ink or black.</i>

631
00:42:03,456 --> 00:42:05,757
<i>But Ricky was a god for ten minutes</i>

632
00:42:05,822 --> 00:42:09,052
<i>when he trounced
the maitre d' of a local food court.</i>

633
00:42:10,847 --> 00:42:15,965
<i>Sometimes, all you could hear were the flat,
hard, packing sounds over the yelling.</i>

634
00:42:19,583 --> 00:42:22,484
<i>Or the wet choke
when someone gasped and sprayed...</i>

635
00:42:22,558 --> 00:42:24,500
Stop!

636
00:42:24,607 --> 00:42:27,356
<i>You weren't alive anywhere
like you were there.</i>

637
00:42:27,455 --> 00:42:32,058
<i>But Fight Club only exists in the hours
between when Fight Club starts and ends.</i>

638
00:42:32,541 --> 00:42:35,444
<i>Even if I could tell someone
they had a good fight,</i>

639
00:42:35,551 --> 00:42:37,753
<i>I wouldn't be talking to the same man.</i>

640
00:42:37,854 --> 00:42:41,018
<i>Who you were in Fight Club
is not who you were outside of it.</i>

641
00:42:41,118 --> 00:42:45,940
<i>A guy came to Fight Club for the first time.
His ass was a wad of cookie dough.</i>

642
00:42:46,013 --> 00:42:48,764
<i>After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.</i>

643
00:42:49,566 --> 00:42:52,632
If you could fight any celebrity,
who would you fight?

644
00:42:52,700 --> 00:42:55,700
- Alive or dead?
- Doesn't matter. Who'd be tough?

645
00:42:56,573 --> 00:42:59,573
Hemingway. You?

646
00:43:00,189 --> 00:43:03,222
Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner.

647
00:43:04,220 --> 00:43:07,319
<i>We all started seeing things differently.</i>

648
00:43:08,540 --> 00:43:11,737
<i>Everywhere we went,
we were sizing things up.</i>

649
00:43:14,939 --> 00:43:17,973
<i>I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms,</i>

650
00:43:18,045 --> 00:43:21,972
<i>trying to look like how Calvin Klein
or Tommy Hilfiger said they should.</i>

651
00:43:22,044 --> 00:43:24,085
Is that what a man looks like?

652
00:43:24,956 --> 00:43:27,672
Oh, self-improvement is masturbation.

653
00:43:27,771 --> 00:43:29,745
Now, self-destruction...

654
00:43:29,851 --> 00:43:31,762
Excuse me.

655
00:44:04,985 --> 00:44:08,051
<i>Fight Club wasn't about winning or losing.</i>

656
00:44:08,122 --> 00:44:10,096
<i>It wasn't about words.</i>

657
00:44:11,961 --> 00:44:15,278
<i>The hysterical shouting was in tongues</i>

658
00:44:15,385 --> 00:44:17,272
<i>like at a Pentecostal Church.</i>

659
00:44:21,625 --> 00:44:23,631
- Is that it?
- Stop!

660
00:44:23,704 --> 00:44:26,486
<i>When the fight was over, nothing was solved.</i>

661
00:44:26,553 --> 00:44:28,407
<i>But nothing mattered.</i>

662
00:44:28,472 --> 00:44:31,156
Cool.

663
00:44:31,224 --> 00:44:33,908
<i>Afterwards, we all felt saved.</i>

664
00:44:34,809 --> 00:44:36,980
Hey, man. How about next week?

665
00:44:37,081 --> 00:44:39,055
How about next month?!

666
00:44:39,159 --> 00:44:41,135
Irvine, you're in the middle.

667
00:44:41,208 --> 00:44:43,183
New guy, you too.

668
00:44:44,856 --> 00:44:46,929
<i>Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me.</i>

669
00:44:47,032 --> 00:44:49,039
He fell down some stairs.

670
00:44:49,656 --> 00:44:51,662
I fell down some stairs.

671
00:44:53,431 --> 00:44:57,905
<i>Fight Club became the reason to cut
your hair short or trim your fingernails.</i>

672
00:44:58,007 --> 00:45:00,373
OK. Any historical figure.

673
00:45:00,471 --> 00:45:02,261
I'd fight Gandhi.

674
00:45:02,871 --> 00:45:04,627
Good answer.

675
00:45:04,727 --> 00:45:06,865
- How about you?
- Lincoln.

676
00:45:06,935 --> 00:45:09,424
Lincoln?

677
00:45:09,526 --> 00:45:12,974
Big guy, big reach.
Skinny guys fight till they're burger.

678
00:45:13,814 --> 00:45:15,821
Fuck!

679
00:45:16,983 --> 00:45:19,536
Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.

680
00:45:28,246 --> 00:45:29,588
Hello?

681
00:45:29,686 --> 00:45:31,987
<i>Where have you been the last eight weeks?</i>

682
00:45:32,053 --> 00:45:33,330
<i>Marla?</i>

683
00:45:36,182 --> 00:45:39,182
<i>- How did you find me?
- You left a forwarding number.</i>

684
00:45:39,286 --> 00:45:42,153
I haven't seen you at any support groups.

685
00:45:42,229 --> 00:45:45,295
<i>We split 'em up.
That was the idea. Remember?</i>

686
00:45:45,397 --> 00:45:48,114
Yeah, but you haven't been going to yours.

687
00:45:48,181 --> 00:45:51,562
- How do you know?
- I cheated.

688
00:45:51,637 --> 00:45:53,392
I found a new one.

689
00:45:53,909 --> 00:45:56,079
- Really?
- It's for men only.

690
00:45:56,180 --> 00:45:57,707
Like the testicle thing?

691
00:46:01,332 --> 00:46:03,274
Look, this is a bad time.

692
00:46:03,348 --> 00:46:05,682
I've been going to Debtors Anonymous.

693
00:46:05,780 --> 00:46:09,195
<i>- They're really fucked-up people...
- I'm on my way out.</i>

694
00:46:09,268 --> 00:46:11,537
Me too. I've got a stomach full of Xanax.

695
00:46:11,636 --> 00:46:13,839
I took what was left of a bottle.

696
00:46:13,907 --> 00:46:15,914
It might have been too much.

697
00:46:15,988 --> 00:46:19,468
<i>Picture Marla Singer throw herself
around her crummy apartment.</i>

698
00:46:19,603 --> 00:46:23,879
This isn't a for-real suicide thing.
This is probably a cry-for-help thing.

699
00:46:23,987 --> 00:46:26,769
So you're staying in tonight, then?

700
00:46:26,868 --> 00:46:29,584
Do you wanna wait
and hear me describe death?

701
00:46:29,651 --> 00:46:33,993
<i>Do you wanna listen
and see if my spirit can use a phone?</i>

702
00:46:36,146 --> 00:46:38,699
<i>Have you ever heard a death rattle before?</i>

703
00:47:03,921 --> 00:47:08,557
<i>Tyler's door was closed. I'd been here for
two months and his door was never closed.</i>

704
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:16,295
You won't believe this dream
I had last night.

705
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:19,531
I can hardly believe anything about last night.

706
00:47:28,943 --> 00:47:30,832
What are you doing here?

707
00:47:33,423 --> 00:47:35,431
What?

708
00:47:35,504 --> 00:47:37,838
This is my house.
What are you doing here?

709
00:47:40,143 --> 00:47:42,052
Fuck you!

710
00:47:56,079 --> 00:47:59,307
Oh, you've got some fucked-up friends!

711
00:47:59,407 --> 00:48:01,316
Limber, though.

712
00:48:01,391 --> 00:48:03,300
Silly cooze.

713
00:48:04,334 --> 00:48:06,953
I come in last night. Phone's off the hook.

714
00:48:07,022 --> 00:48:09,028
Guess who's on the other end?

715
00:48:09,102 --> 00:48:11,206
<i>I knew the story before he told me.</i>

716
00:48:13,422 --> 00:48:16,870
<i>Have you ever heard a death rattle before?</i>

717
00:48:16,941 --> 00:48:19,659
Do you think it'll live up to its name?

718
00:48:19,757 --> 00:48:23,204
<i>Or will it just be a death hairball?</i>

719
00:48:26,477 --> 00:48:30,306
<i>Prepare to evacuate soul.</i>

720
00:48:30,381 --> 00:48:31,940
<i>Ten,</i>

721
00:48:32,044 --> 00:48:34,728
<i>nine,... eight...</i>

722
00:48:34,797 --> 00:48:36,936
<i>How could Tyler, of all people,</i>

723
00:48:37,036 --> 00:48:40,746
<i>think it was a bad thing
that Marla Singer was about to die?</i>

724
00:48:40,812 --> 00:48:42,405
<i>Five,</i>

725
00:48:42,477 --> 00:48:44,003
<i>four...</i>

726
00:48:44,748 --> 00:48:46,723
Hang on.

727
00:48:51,947 --> 00:48:54,183
You got here fast.

728
00:48:55,661 --> 00:48:57,667
Did I call you?

729
00:49:07,946 --> 00:49:10,914
The mattress is all sealed in slippery plastic.

730
00:49:14,026 --> 00:49:16,329
Oh, don't worry. It's not a threat to you.

731
00:49:19,019 --> 00:49:20,841
Oh, fuck!

732
00:49:20,907 --> 00:49:22,914
Somebody called the cops.

733
00:49:34,346 --> 00:49:37,695
- Hey, where's 513?
- End of the hall.

734
00:49:38,474 --> 00:49:42,183
The girl who lives there
used to be a charming, lovely girl.

735
00:49:42,249 --> 00:49:44,322
She has lost faith in herself.

736
00:49:44,425 --> 00:49:47,142
- Miss Singer, let us help you!
- She's a monster!

737
00:49:47,209 --> 00:49:51,170
- You have every reason to live.
- She's infectious human waste!

738
00:49:51,241 --> 00:49:54,884
- Miss Singer!
- Good luck trying to save her!

739
00:49:59,496 --> 00:50:01,602
If I fall asleep,

740
00:50:01,704 --> 00:50:03,876
I'm done for.

741
00:50:05,768 --> 00:50:07,873
You're gonna have to keep me up

742
00:50:07,944 --> 00:50:09,951
all night.

743
00:50:10,024 --> 00:50:12,261
Un-fucking-believable.

744
00:50:12,329 --> 00:50:14,434
<i>He was obviously able to handle it.</i>

745
00:50:14,504 --> 00:50:18,049
- You know what I mean, you fucked her.
- No, I didn't.

746
00:50:18,119 --> 00:50:20,160
- Never?
- No.

747
00:50:21,032 --> 00:50:23,071
You're not into her, are you?

748
00:50:23,144 --> 00:50:25,150
No! God, not at all.

749
00:50:25,222 --> 00:50:27,711
<i>I am Jack's raging bile duct.</i>

750
00:50:27,847 --> 00:50:29,669
Are you sure? You can tell me.

751
00:50:29,799 --> 00:50:31,554
Believe me, I'm sure.

752
00:50:31,687 --> 00:50:34,819
<i>- Put a gun to my head and spray my brains.
- That's good.</i>

753
00:50:34,919 --> 00:50:37,536
She's a predator posing as a house pet.
Stay away.

754
00:50:39,430 --> 00:50:42,911
The shit that came out of
this woman's mouth, I had never heard!

755
00:50:43,015 --> 00:50:44,608
My God.

756
00:50:44,711 --> 00:50:47,907
I haven't been fucked like that
since grade school.

757
00:50:48,038 --> 00:50:50,372
<i>How could Tyler not go for that?</i>

758
00:50:50,470 --> 00:50:53,852
<i>The other night,
he was splicing sex organs into Cinderella.</i>

759
00:50:53,958 --> 00:50:56,642
Marla doesn't need a lover,
just a caseworker.

760
00:50:56,710 --> 00:50:59,197
Or a wash.
This isn't love, it's sport fucking.

761
00:50:59,301 --> 00:51:02,051
<i>She invaded my support groups
and now my home.</i>

762
00:51:02,119 --> 00:51:04,125
Hey, hey. Sit down.

763
00:51:08,036 --> 00:51:11,332
Now, listen.
I can't have you talking to her about me.

764
00:51:11,429 --> 00:51:13,184
Why would I...

765
00:51:13,253 --> 00:51:18,402
Say anything about me or what goes on
in this house to her or anybody,... we're done.

766
00:51:18,500 --> 00:51:21,052
- Now promise me. You promise?
- OK.

767
00:51:21,124 --> 00:51:23,164
- Yeah, I promise.
- Promise?

768
00:51:23,238 --> 00:51:26,499
- I just said, I promise! What...
- That's three times you promised.

769
00:51:27,941 --> 00:51:31,770
<i>If only I had wasted a few minutes
and gone to watch Marla Singer die,</i>

770
00:51:31,844 --> 00:51:33,851
<i>none of this would have happened.</i>

771
00:51:38,565 --> 00:51:41,378
Harder, yes! Oh, harder, harder!

772
00:51:47,716 --> 00:51:50,082
<i>I could have moved to another room.</i>

773
00:51:51,171 --> 00:51:54,848
<i>On the third floor
where I might not have heard them.</i>

774
00:51:54,915 --> 00:51:56,922
<i>But I didn't.</i>

775
00:52:20,162 --> 00:52:24,090
- What are you doing?
- Just going to bed.

776
00:52:24,193 --> 00:52:26,168
Wanna finish her off?

777
00:52:28,962 --> 00:52:32,343
- No. No, thank you.
- I've found a cigarette.

778
00:52:32,449 --> 00:52:35,679
- Who were you talking to?
- Shut up.

779
00:52:35,745 --> 00:52:38,877
<i>I became the calm little center of the world.</i>

780
00:52:39,521 --> 00:52:41,496
<i>I was the Zen master.</i>

781
00:52:46,432 --> 00:52:48,342
<i>I wrote little haiku poems.</i>

782
00:52:48,961 --> 00:52:51,165
<i>I e-mailed them to everyone.</i>

783
00:52:51,264 --> 00:52:53,270
Is that your blood?

784
00:52:54,912 --> 00:52:56,887
Some of it, yeah.

785
00:52:56,992 --> 00:52:59,545
You can't smoke in here.

786
00:52:59,616 --> 00:53:01,623
Take the rest of the day off.

787
00:53:01,697 --> 00:53:04,117
Come back Monday with some clean clothes.

788
00:53:04,191 --> 00:53:06,230
Get yourself together.

789
00:53:06,591 --> 00:53:08,828
<i>I got right in everyone's hostile face.</i>

790
00:53:08,928 --> 00:53:11,317
<i>"Yes, these are bruises from fighting."</i>

791
00:53:11,424 --> 00:53:13,398
<i>"Yes, I'm comfortable with that."</i>

792
00:53:13,503 --> 00:53:15,291
<i>"I am enlightened."</i>

793
00:53:17,151 --> 00:53:22,072
<i>You give up the condo life, give up
all your flaming worldly possessions,</i>

794
00:53:22,175 --> 00:53:25,109
<i>move to a dilapidated house
in a toxic waste area,</i>

795
00:53:25,214 --> 00:53:28,923
<i>and you have to come home to this.</i>

796
00:53:39,134 --> 00:53:42,396
<i>- Hello.
- This is Detective Stern with the Arson Unit.</i>

797
00:53:42,494 --> 00:53:46,552
<i>We have some new information about
the incident at your former condo.</i>

798
00:53:46,622 --> 00:53:47,865
Yes.

799
00:53:47,933 --> 00:53:52,669
I don't know if you're aware, but someone
sprayed Freon into your front-door lock.

800
00:53:52,734 --> 00:53:55,287
<i>They used a chisel to shatter the cylinder.</i>

801
00:53:55,389 --> 00:53:57,297
No, I wasn't aware of that.

802
00:53:57,372 --> 00:53:59,282
<i>I am Jack's cold sweat.</i>

803
00:53:59,389 --> 00:54:01,560
Does this sound strange to you?

804
00:54:01,630 --> 00:54:04,378
<i>Yes, sir, strange. Very strange.</i>

805
00:54:04,445 --> 00:54:06,387
<i>- The dynamite
- Dynamite?</i>

806
00:54:06,492 --> 00:54:09,459
left a residue
of ammonium oxalate potassium perchloride.

807
00:54:09,596 --> 00:54:12,892
<i>- Do you know what this means?
- No, what does it mean?</i>

808
00:54:12,956 --> 00:54:14,811
It means it was home-made.

809
00:54:14,876 --> 00:54:18,967
I'm sorry. This is just coming
as quite a shock to me, sir.

810
00:54:19,036 --> 00:54:24,371
Whoever set this dynamite could have blown
out your pilot light days before the explosion.

811
00:54:24,444 --> 00:54:27,410
<i>- The gas was just a detonator.
- Who would go and do that?</i>

812
00:54:27,483 --> 00:54:29,458
<i>- I'll ask the questions.
- Tell him.</i>

813
00:54:29,595 --> 00:54:33,818
Tell him the liberator who destroyed
my property realigned my perceptions.

814
00:54:33,884 --> 00:54:35,890
<i>Excuse me. Are you there?</i>

815
00:54:35,964 --> 00:54:38,777
I am listening.
It's hard to know what to make of this.

816
00:54:38,842 --> 00:54:43,153
Have you recently made enemies who might
have access to home-made dynamite?

817
00:54:43,226 --> 00:54:45,398
- Enemies?
- Reject civilization,

818
00:54:45,498 --> 00:54:47,474
especially material possessions.

819
00:54:47,579 --> 00:54:50,328
<i>- Son, this is serious.
- Yes, I know it's serious.</i>

820
00:54:50,394 --> 00:54:52,881
<i>- I mean that.
- Yes, it's very serious.</i>

821
00:54:52,986 --> 00:54:55,703
Look, nobody takes this
more seriously than me.

822
00:54:55,770 --> 00:54:58,388
That condo was my life. OK?

823
00:54:58,523 --> 00:55:01,871
I loved every stick of furniture in that place.

824
00:55:01,978 --> 00:55:04,880
<i>That was not just a bunch of stuff
that got destroyed.</i>

825
00:55:04,954 --> 00:55:07,736
<i>- It was me!
- I'd like to thank the Academy.</i>

826
00:55:07,802 --> 00:55:11,664
<i>- Is this not a good time for you?
- Just tell him you fucking did it!</i>

827
00:55:11,769 --> 00:55:15,479
Tell him you blew it all up!
That's what he wants to hear.

828
00:55:15,546 --> 00:55:20,247
<i>- Are you still there?
- Wait. Are you saying that I'm a suspect?</i>

829
00:55:20,312 --> 00:55:24,142
No. I may need to talk to you, so you
let me know if you're gonna leave town.

830
00:55:24,249 --> 00:55:26,550
<i>- OK?
- OK.</i>

831
00:55:29,113 --> 00:55:33,552
<i>Except for their humping,
Tyler and Marla were never in the same room.</i>

832
00:55:33,656 --> 00:55:36,591
<i>My parents pulled this exact same act
for years.</i>

833
00:55:36,665 --> 00:55:40,277
The condom is the glass slipper
of our generation.

834
00:55:40,377 --> 00:55:43,158
You slip one on when you meet a stranger.

835
00:55:43,256 --> 00:55:45,230
You... dance all night.

836
00:55:45,305 --> 00:55:47,311
Then you throw it away.

837
00:55:47,544 --> 00:55:50,064
The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.

838
00:55:51,543 --> 00:55:52,950
What?

839
00:55:57,591 --> 00:56:00,274
I got this dress at a thrift store for $1.

840
00:56:00,376 --> 00:56:02,163
It was worth every penny.

841
00:56:02,262 --> 00:56:04,237
It's a bridesmaid's dress.

842
00:56:05,175 --> 00:56:08,241
Someone loved it intensely

843
00:56:08,310 --> 00:56:10,252
for one day.

844
00:56:10,359 --> 00:56:12,366
Then tossed it.

845
00:56:14,166 --> 00:56:16,140
Like a Christmas tree.

846
00:56:16,279 --> 00:56:18,285
So special.

847
00:56:18,391 --> 00:56:19,766
Then

848
00:56:19,830 --> 00:56:21,553
bam!

849
00:56:21,654 --> 00:56:23,628
It's on the side of the road.

850
00:56:24,181 --> 00:56:26,189
Tinsel still clinging to it.

851
00:56:28,182 --> 00:56:30,157
Like a sex crime victim.

852
00:56:30,229 --> 00:56:32,237
Underwear inside out.

853
00:56:32,887 --> 00:56:36,562
- Bound with electrical tape.
- Well then, it suits you.

854
00:56:36,661 --> 00:56:39,246
You can borrow it sometime.

855
00:56:45,973 --> 00:56:47,980
Get rid of her.

856
00:56:48,724 --> 00:56:51,506
<i>- What? You get rid of her!
- Don't mention me.</i>

857
00:56:51,604 --> 00:56:55,630
<i>I am six years old again,
passing messages between parents.</i>

858
00:56:57,556 --> 00:57:01,005
- I really think it's time you left.
- Don't worry, I'm leaving.

859
00:57:01,077 --> 00:57:05,516
- Not that we don't love your visits.
- You are such a nutcase. I can't keep up.

860
00:57:07,604 --> 00:57:10,354
Gotta get off

861
00:57:10,452 --> 00:57:11,662
Thanks. Bye.

862
00:57:11,763 --> 00:57:17,459
Gotta get off of this merry-go-round

863
00:57:18,195 --> 00:57:21,873
Gonna get, need to get...

864
00:57:21,972 --> 00:57:23,913
Gotta get...

865
00:57:26,035 --> 00:57:27,408
You kids!

866
00:57:29,331 --> 00:57:31,720
Why do you still waste time with her?

867
00:57:31,795 --> 00:57:34,032
I'll say this about Marla.

868
00:57:34,098 --> 00:57:36,271
<i>At least she's trying to hit bottom.</i>

869
00:57:36,371 --> 00:57:37,614
And I'm not?

870
00:57:37,715 --> 00:57:40,431
Feathers up your butt
do not make you a chicken.

871
00:57:40,498 --> 00:57:42,506
What are we doing tonight?

872
00:57:43,154 --> 00:57:45,293
Tonight... we make soap.

873
00:57:46,226 --> 00:57:47,305
Really?

874
00:57:47,410 --> 00:57:50,127
To make soap, first we render fat.

875
00:58:08,241 --> 00:58:10,379
The salt balance has to be just right

876
00:58:10,513 --> 00:58:12,902
so the best fat for soap comes from humans.

877
00:58:13,681 --> 00:58:16,648
- Wait, what is this place?
- A liposuction clinic.

878
00:58:24,401 --> 00:58:26,343
Pay dirt!

879
00:58:26,448 --> 00:58:30,124
Richest, creamiest fat in the world.
Fat of the land!

880
00:58:35,503 --> 00:58:38,919
No! Don't pull it, don't pull it!

881
00:58:43,343 --> 00:58:45,515
- Oh, God!
- Give me another one.

882
00:58:51,407 --> 00:58:54,723
As the fat renders,
the tallows float to the surface.

883
00:58:54,799 --> 00:58:56,806
Like in Boy Scouts.

884
00:58:56,879 --> 00:59:00,524
- It's hard to imagine you as a Boy Scout.
- Keep stirring.

885
00:59:02,766 --> 00:59:06,181
Once the tallow hardens,
you skim off a layer of glycerin.

886
00:59:06,254 --> 00:59:08,556
Add nitric acid, you've got nitroglycerin.

887
00:59:08,622 --> 00:59:12,330
Then add sodium nitrate and sawdust,
you've got dynamite.

888
00:59:12,398 --> 00:59:16,075
Yeah, with enough soap,
one could blow up just about anything.

889
00:59:16,174 --> 00:59:18,149
<i>Tyler was full of useful information.</i>

890
00:59:18,221 --> 00:59:22,017
People found clothes got cleaner
when washed at a certain point in the river.

891
00:59:22,125 --> 00:59:24,067
- You know why?
- No.

892
00:59:26,797 --> 00:59:30,442
Human sacrifices were once made
on the hills above this river.

893
00:59:30,509 --> 00:59:33,574
Bodies burnt.
Water permeated the ashes to create lye.

894
00:59:33,677 --> 00:59:36,012
This is lye. The crucial ingredient.

895
00:59:36,077 --> 00:59:40,681
Once it mixed with the melted body fat,
a white soapy discharge crept into the river.

896
00:59:40,780 --> 00:59:42,755
May I see your hand, please?

897
00:59:47,916 --> 00:59:51,015
What is this?

898
00:59:51,116 --> 00:59:53,603
This is a chemical burn.

899
00:59:53,676 --> 00:59:57,058
It will hurt more than any burn
and it will leave a scar.

900
00:59:57,132 --> 00:59:59,652
<i>Meditation worked for cancer,
it could work now.</i>

901
01:00:00,428 --> 01:00:03,078
- Don't shut the pain out.
- Oh, God!

902
01:00:03,851 --> 01:00:08,106
The first soap was made from heroes' ashes,
like the first monkey shot into space.

903
01:00:08,202 --> 01:00:11,073
Without pain or sacrifice,
we would have nothing.

904
01:00:11,147 --> 01:00:13,962
<i>I tried not to think
of the word searing of flesh.</i>

905
01:00:14,028 --> 01:00:17,060
Stop it!
This is your pain, this is your burning hand.

906
01:00:17,162 --> 01:00:19,716
I'm going to my cave
to find my power animal.

907
01:00:19,787 --> 01:00:23,649
No! Don't deal with this
the way those dead people do! Come on!

908
01:00:23,754 --> 01:00:27,584
- I get the point!
- No! You're feeling premature enlightenment.

909
01:00:30,281 --> 01:00:34,177
It's the greatest moment of your life,
and you're off somewhere else!

910
01:00:34,251 --> 01:00:35,711
I am not!

911
01:00:35,785 --> 01:00:38,654
Shut up!
Our fathers were our models for God.

912
01:00:38,761 --> 01:00:41,795
If our fathers bailed,
what does that tell you about God?

913
01:00:42,761 --> 01:00:47,780
Listen to me. You have to consider
the possibility that God does not like you.

914
01:00:47,881 --> 01:00:51,810
He never wanted you.
In all probability, He hates you.

915
01:00:51,881 --> 01:00:55,297
This is not the worst thing that can happen.
We don't need Him!

916
01:00:55,370 --> 01:00:58,216
- I agree!
- Fuck damnation, fuck redemption.

917
01:00:58,312 --> 01:01:00,702
We are God's unwanted children? So be it!

918
01:01:00,809 --> 01:01:05,118
- I'm getting water!
- You can use water and make it worse or...

919
01:01:06,217 --> 01:01:09,565
- Or use vinegar to neutralize the burn.
- Please let me up!

920
01:01:09,672 --> 01:01:11,647
First, you have to give up.

921
01:01:11,751 --> 01:01:14,338
First, you have to know, not fear,

922
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:17,310
know that some day, you're gonna die.

923
01:01:17,384 --> 01:01:19,522
You don't know how this feels!

924
01:01:23,304 --> 01:01:27,428
It's only after we've lost everything
that we're free to do anything.

925
01:01:29,351 --> 01:01:31,359
OK.

926
01:01:44,071 --> 01:01:46,013
Congratulations.

927
01:01:46,118 --> 01:01:48,900
You're one step closer to hitting the bottom.

928
01:01:51,814 --> 01:01:54,748
<i>Tyler sold his soap
to department stores at $20 a bar.</i>

929
01:01:54,822 --> 01:01:56,732
<i>God knows what they charged.</i>

930
01:01:56,807 --> 01:01:59,937
- This is the best soap.
- Why, thank you, Susan.

931
01:02:00,005 --> 01:02:01,980
<i>It was beautiful.</i>

932
01:02:02,085 --> 01:02:05,795
<i>We were selling rich women
their own fat asses back to them.</i>

933
01:02:06,758 --> 01:02:08,765
<i>He was wearing his yellow tie.</i>

934
01:02:08,838 --> 01:02:11,009
<i>I didn't wear a tie to work any more.</i>

935
01:02:11,110 --> 01:02:14,590
"The first rule of Fight Club
is don't talk about Fight Club."

936
01:02:14,660 --> 01:02:18,077
<i>I'm half-asleep again.
I must have left it in the copy machine.</i>

937
01:02:18,182 --> 01:02:20,548
"The second rule..." Is this yours?

938
01:02:22,340 --> 01:02:25,755
Pretend you're me.
Make a managerial decision.

939
01:02:25,861 --> 01:02:28,196
You find this. What would you do?

940
01:02:32,644 --> 01:02:34,553
Well, I gotta tell you,

941
01:02:34,628 --> 01:02:38,140
I'd be very, very careful
who you talk to about that.

942
01:02:38,243 --> 01:02:41,408
Because the person who wrote that
is dangerous.

943
01:02:41,477 --> 01:02:45,754
And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho
might just snap

944
01:02:45,892 --> 01:02:48,609
and then stalk from office to office

945
01:02:48,707 --> 01:02:53,562
with an Armalite AR10 carbine gas-powered
semiautomatic weapon,

946
01:02:53,635 --> 01:02:57,912
pumping round after round
into colleagues and co-workers.

947
01:02:58,562 --> 01:03:01,792
This might be someone
you've known for years.

948
01:03:01,860 --> 01:03:04,858
Someone very, very close to you.

949
01:03:04,930 --> 01:03:08,192
<i>Tyler's words coming out of my mouth.</i>

950
01:03:09,155 --> 01:03:11,162
<i>And I used to be such a nice guy.</i>

951
01:03:11,235 --> 01:03:14,431
Or maybe you shouldn't bring me
every piece of trash you pick up.

952
01:03:18,113 --> 01:03:21,628
- Compliance and Liability.
- My tit's gonna rot off.

953
01:03:22,531 --> 01:03:24,985
Will you excuse me? I need to take this.

954
01:03:31,010 --> 01:03:34,489
- What do you mean?
- I need you to check for a lump in my breast.

955
01:03:34,593 --> 01:03:38,367
- Go to a hospital.
- I can't afford to waste money on a doctor.

956
01:03:39,297 --> 01:03:41,402
I don't know about this, Marla.

957
01:03:41,505 --> 01:03:43,130
Please.

958
01:03:43,233 --> 01:03:47,062
<i>She didn't call Tyler. I'm neutral in her book.</i>

959
01:03:49,024 --> 01:03:52,887
That's nice.
Taking food to Mrs Haniver and Mrs Raines.

960
01:03:52,961 --> 01:03:55,001
Where are they, exactly?

961
01:03:55,072 --> 01:03:59,033
Tragically, they're dead.
I'm alive and I'm in poverty. Want any?

962
01:03:59,104 --> 01:04:01,111
- No, no.
- I got one for you.

963
01:04:01,184 --> 01:04:03,191
Thanks for the thought.

964
01:04:04,481 --> 01:04:06,716
What happened to your hand?

965
01:04:06,783 --> 01:04:08,855
Oh, nothing.

966
01:04:08,959 --> 01:04:10,934
Right there?

967
01:04:11,936 --> 01:04:14,522
- Feel anything?
- No.

968
01:04:14,624 --> 01:04:16,532
Well, make sure.

969
01:04:16,638 --> 01:04:18,582
OK, I'm pretty sure.

970
01:04:18,655 --> 01:04:20,565
You feel nothing?

971
01:04:20,671 --> 01:04:22,875
No, nothing.

972
01:04:24,350 --> 01:04:27,067
Well, that's a relief. Thank you.

973
01:04:28,606 --> 01:04:31,672
- No problem.
- I wish I could return the favor.

974
01:04:31,743 --> 01:04:33,750
Breast cancer doesn't run in my family.

975
01:04:33,823 --> 01:04:37,172
- I could check your prostate.
- I think I'm OK.

976
01:04:37,278 --> 01:04:39,285
Well, thanks, anyway.

977
01:04:44,095 --> 01:04:46,298
- Are we done?
- Yeah, we're done.

978
01:04:46,399 --> 01:04:48,502
See you... around.

979
01:05:05,013 --> 01:05:07,053
Cornelius?

980
01:05:07,126 --> 01:05:09,393
Cornelius!

981
01:05:09,492 --> 01:05:12,077
It's me! Bob!

982
01:05:12,179 --> 01:05:13,554
Hey, Bob.

983
01:05:16,981 --> 01:05:19,848
- We all thought you were dead.
- No, no. Still here.

984
01:05:19,924 --> 01:05:23,786
- How are you, Bob?
- Better than I've ever been in my whole life.

985
01:05:23,892 --> 01:05:27,240
- Really? Still remaining men together?
- No, no.

986
01:05:27,347 --> 01:05:30,926
- I got something so much better now.
- Really, what is it?

987
01:05:31,571 --> 01:05:33,359
Well...

988
01:05:33,428 --> 01:05:37,520
The first rule is,
I'm not supposed to talk about it.

989
01:05:37,620 --> 01:05:39,660
And the second rule is

990
01:05:39,731 --> 01:05:41,935
I'm not supposed to talk about it.

991
01:05:42,003 --> 01:05:45,298
- And the third rule is...
- Bob, Bob. I'm a member.

992
01:05:45,427 --> 01:05:47,401
Look at my face, Bob.

993
01:05:49,715 --> 01:05:51,950
That's fucking... fucking great.

994
01:05:52,019 --> 01:05:55,596
- I've never seen you there.
- I go Tuesdays and Thursdays.

995
01:05:55,667 --> 01:05:59,245
- I go Saturday.
- Congratulations.

996
01:05:59,635 --> 01:06:01,903
Yeah, hey, to both of us, right?

997
01:06:01,969 --> 01:06:04,491
Have you heard about the guy
that invented it?

998
01:06:04,626 --> 01:06:07,375
- Yeah, actually...
- I hear all kinds of things.

999
01:06:07,506 --> 01:06:10,954
Supposedly,
he was born in a mental institution

1000
01:06:11,027 --> 01:06:14,287
and he sleeps only one hour a night.

1001
01:06:14,386 --> 01:06:16,490
He's a great man.

1002
01:06:17,906 --> 01:06:20,142
Do you know about Tyler Durden?

1003
01:06:44,079 --> 01:06:46,087
I didn't hurt you, did I?

1004
01:06:46,161 --> 01:06:48,167
Actually, you did.

1005
01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:50,215
Thank you for this.

1006
01:06:50,480 --> 01:06:52,783
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

1007
01:06:52,849 --> 01:06:54,822
<i>Fight Club.</i>

1008
01:06:54,928 --> 01:06:56,934
<i>This was mine and Tyler's gift.</i>

1009
01:06:57,136 --> 01:06:59,023
<i>Our gift to the world.</i>

1010
01:06:59,120 --> 01:07:02,316
I look around, I look around,
I see a lot of new faces.

1011
01:07:03,855 --> 01:07:05,959
Shut up!

1012
01:07:06,095 --> 01:07:10,732
Which means a lot of people have been
breaking the first two rules of Fight Club.

1013
01:07:18,734 --> 01:07:22,629
I see in Fight Club the strongest
and smartest men who've ever lived.

1014
01:07:22,734 --> 01:07:24,709
I see all this potential.

1015
01:07:24,783 --> 01:07:26,789
And I see it squandered.

1016
01:07:27,758 --> 01:07:30,726
Goddamn it,
an entire generation pumping gas.

1017
01:07:31,278 --> 01:07:33,285
Waiting tables.

1018
01:07:33,358 --> 01:07:35,333
Slaves with white collars.

1019
01:07:37,741 --> 01:07:40,675
Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes.

1020
01:07:40,781 --> 01:07:43,913
Working jobs we hate
so we can buy shit we don't need.

1021
01:07:47,628 --> 01:07:49,995
We're the middle children of history.

1022
01:07:50,061 --> 01:07:52,035
No purpose or place.

1023
01:07:52,236 --> 01:07:54,244
We have no Great War.

1024
01:07:54,541 --> 01:07:56,549
No Great Depression.

1025
01:07:58,252 --> 01:08:00,488
Our great war is a spiritual war.

1026
01:08:00,940 --> 01:08:04,137
Our great depression is our lives.

1027
01:08:06,892 --> 01:08:09,827
We've all been raised
on television to believe

1028
01:08:09,901 --> 01:08:13,446
that one day we'd be millionaires
and movie gods and rock stars.

1029
01:08:13,515 --> 01:08:15,523
But we won't.

1030
01:08:15,595 --> 01:08:17,931
We're slowly learning that fact.

1031
01:08:18,060 --> 01:08:20,393
And we're very, very pissed off.

1032
01:08:20,460 --> 01:08:22,052
Yeah!

1033
01:08:24,844 --> 01:08:29,098
- First rule of Fight Club is, do not talk...

1034
01:08:34,379 --> 01:08:35,589
Who are you?

1035
01:08:36,394 --> 01:08:38,883
- Who am I?
- Yeah.

1036
01:08:39,755 --> 01:08:42,471
There's a sign on the front
that says Lou's Tavern.

1037
01:08:43,499 --> 01:08:47,241
I'm fucking Lou. Who the fuck are you?

1038
01:08:47,307 --> 01:08:49,313
Tyler Durden.

1039
01:08:52,299 --> 01:08:55,647
Who told you motherfuckers
that you could use my place?

1040
01:08:55,722 --> 01:08:57,991
We have a deal worked out with Irvine.

1041
01:08:58,058 --> 01:09:00,546
Irvine's at home with a broken collarbone.

1042
01:09:00,650 --> 01:09:02,689
He don't own this place. I do.

1043
01:09:04,778 --> 01:09:08,127
- How much money's he getting for this?
- There is no money.

1044
01:09:08,202 --> 01:09:10,884
- Free to all.
- Ain't that something?

1045
01:09:10,952 --> 01:09:12,741
It is, actually.

1046
01:09:12,809 --> 01:09:15,144
Look, stupid fuck!

1047
01:09:15,240 --> 01:09:17,662
- I want everybody out of here right now.
- Hey!

1048
01:09:17,768 --> 01:09:19,907
You should join our club.

1049
01:09:20,266 --> 01:09:22,174
Did you hear what I just said?

1050
01:09:22,249 --> 01:09:24,289
You and your friend.

1051
01:09:26,088 --> 01:09:28,129
You hear me now?

1052
01:09:30,248 --> 01:09:32,221
No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou.

1053
01:09:38,120 --> 01:09:40,030
Still not getting it.

1054
01:09:41,032 --> 01:09:43,104
OK, OK, I got it.

1055
01:09:43,176 --> 01:09:45,564
I got it, I got it. Shit, I lost it.

1056
01:09:46,567 --> 01:09:48,355
Back! All of you!

1057
01:09:49,992 --> 01:09:51,967
Everybody back!

1058
01:09:59,142 --> 01:10:01,214
Ah, Lou!

1059
01:10:01,318 --> 01:10:04,831
Come on, man!
We really like this place.

1060
01:10:13,510 --> 01:10:16,324
- That's right, Lou. Get it out.
- Shut the fuck up.

1061
01:10:16,421 --> 01:10:18,145
Oh, yeah!

1062
01:10:22,917 --> 01:10:24,925
Is that fucking funny?

1063
01:10:34,086 --> 01:10:36,573
Fucking guy is a loony, I'm telling you.

1064
01:10:37,412 --> 01:10:39,006
Unbelievable.

1065
01:10:43,077 --> 01:10:45,924
- You don't know where I've been, Lou.
- Oh, my God!

1066
01:10:45,988 --> 01:10:48,770
You don't know where I've been!

1067
01:10:51,716 --> 01:10:54,684
Please let us keep it, Lou! Please, Lou!

1068
01:10:54,757 --> 01:10:57,090
Fucking use the basement! Christ!

1069
01:10:57,188 --> 01:10:59,938
I want your word, Lou! I want your word!

1070
01:11:00,004 --> 01:11:01,914
On my mother's eyes.

1071
01:11:10,691 --> 01:11:12,731
Thanks, Lou.

1072
01:11:13,987 --> 01:11:15,995
You too, big guy.

1073
01:11:19,778 --> 01:11:21,786
We'll see you next week.

1074
01:11:36,642 --> 01:11:40,089
This week, each one of you
has a homework assignment.

1075
01:11:40,193 --> 01:11:44,831
You're gonna go out. You're gonna
start a fight with a total stranger.

1076
01:11:47,938 --> 01:11:50,010
You're gonna start a fight

1077
01:11:50,113 --> 01:11:52,121
and you're gonna lose.

1078
01:11:54,017 --> 01:11:55,873
Excellent choice, sir.

1079
01:11:58,338 --> 01:12:01,500
Hey! Watch out, jackass! Come on!

1080
01:12:01,888 --> 01:12:04,409
<i>Now, this is not as easy as it sounds.</i>

1081
01:12:07,009 --> 01:12:08,897
Son of a bitch!

1082
01:12:08,992 --> 01:12:13,531
<i>Most people, normal people,
do just about anything to avoid a fight.</i>

1083
01:12:14,432 --> 01:12:16,407
Excuse me!

1084
01:12:16,513 --> 01:12:20,058
You sprayed me with your hose.
That's not necessary...

1085
01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:21,981
Jay! Go call 911!

1086
01:12:24,607 --> 01:12:26,582
Put the hose down.

1087
01:12:26,687 --> 01:12:28,662
Stop it! Stop it!

1088
01:12:30,239 --> 01:12:32,061
Sorry.

1089
01:12:46,942 --> 01:12:49,309
We need to talk.

1090
01:12:51,454 --> 01:12:53,462
OK.

1091
01:12:53,566 --> 01:12:55,541
Where to begin?

1092
01:12:55,646 --> 01:12:57,751
With your constant absenteeism?

1093
01:12:57,821 --> 01:13:00,278
With your unpresentable appearance?

1094
01:13:00,350 --> 01:13:02,293
You're up for review.

1095
01:13:02,397 --> 01:13:05,463
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

1096
01:13:05,533 --> 01:13:07,389
- What?
- Let's pretend.

1097
01:13:07,454 --> 01:13:10,236
You're the Department of Transportation,
OK?

1098
01:13:10,302 --> 01:13:13,814
Someone informs you that this company

1099
01:13:13,917 --> 01:13:17,811
installs front-seat mounting brackets
that failed collision tests,

1100
01:13:17,916 --> 01:13:21,180
brake linings that fail after 1,000 miles,

1101
01:13:21,245 --> 01:13:25,499
and fuel injectors
that explode and burn people alive.

1102
01:13:25,596 --> 01:13:27,386
What then?

1103
01:13:27,452 --> 01:13:29,656
Are you threatening me?

1104
01:13:29,725 --> 01:13:32,408
- No...
- Get the fuck out of here. You're fired!

1105
01:13:32,508 --> 01:13:36,763
I have a better solution. Keep me
on the payroll as an outside consultant.

1106
01:13:36,828 --> 01:13:38,835
In exchange for my salary,

1107
01:13:38,909 --> 01:13:42,586
my job will be never to tell people
these things that I know.

1108
01:13:42,684 --> 01:13:46,775
I don't even have to come into the office.
I can do this job from home.

1109
01:13:47,996 --> 01:13:51,956
Who... Who the fuck do you think you are,
you crazy little shit?

1110
01:13:57,019 --> 01:14:00,402
<i>- Security!
- I am Jack's smirking revenge.</i>

1111
01:14:09,019 --> 01:14:11,026
What the hell are you doing?

1112
01:14:19,866 --> 01:14:21,873
That hurt.

1113
01:14:23,259 --> 01:14:25,233
Why would you do that?

1114
01:14:25,882 --> 01:14:28,750
Oh, my God! No! Please stop!

1115
01:14:37,722 --> 01:14:39,729
What are you doing?

1116
01:14:40,761 --> 01:14:42,769
Oh, God, no! Please! No!

1117
01:14:42,841 --> 01:14:46,802
<i>For some reason,
I thought of my first fight, with Tyler.</i>

1118
01:14:46,874 --> 01:14:48,400
No!

1119
01:15:11,831 --> 01:15:16,110
<i>Under and behind and inside
everything this man took for granted,</i>

1120
01:15:16,216 --> 01:15:19,532
<i>something horrible had been growing.</i>

1121
01:15:19,640 --> 01:15:20,654
Look.

1122
01:15:20,726 --> 01:15:25,266
Give me the paychecks, like I asked,
and you won't ever see me again.

1123
01:15:25,334 --> 01:15:28,018
<i>Then, at our most excellent
moment together...</i>

1124
01:15:30,966 --> 01:15:33,585
Thank God!
Please don't hit me again.

1125
01:15:33,687 --> 01:15:35,694
<i>Telephone, computer,</i>

1126
01:15:35,798 --> 01:15:40,752
<i>fax machine, 52 weekly paychecks
and 48 airline flight coupons.</i>

1127
01:15:40,822 --> 01:15:43,124
<i>We now had corporate sponsorship.</i>

1128
01:15:43,190 --> 01:15:48,144
<i>This is how Tyler and I were able to have
Fight Club every night of the week.</i>

1129
01:15:50,678 --> 01:15:54,125
<i>Now, the center of Fight Club
became the two men fighting.</i>

1130
01:15:54,228 --> 01:15:57,545
<i>The leader walked through the crowd,
out in the darkness.</i>

1131
01:15:59,253 --> 01:16:03,595
<i>Tyler was now involved in
a lawsuit with the Pressman Hotel</i>

1132
01:16:03,670 --> 01:16:05,841
<i>over the urine content of their soup.</i>

1133
01:16:10,805 --> 01:16:13,673
<i>I am Jack's wasted life.</i>

1134
01:16:21,109 --> 01:16:23,083
Thank you, sir.

1135
01:16:24,533 --> 01:16:27,402
<i>Tyler dreamed up
new homework assignments.</i>

1136
01:16:27,508 --> 01:16:29,930
<i>He handed them out in sealed envelopes.</i>

1137
01:17:07,474 --> 01:17:11,020
- There's a Fight Club up in Delaware City.
- Yeah, I heard.

1138
01:17:12,755 --> 01:17:14,859
There's one in Penns Grove too.

1139
01:17:14,929 --> 01:17:17,067
Bob even found one up in New Castle.

1140
01:17:17,169 --> 01:17:20,105
- Did you start that one?
- No, I thought you did.

1141
01:17:20,211 --> 01:17:22,599
No.

1142
01:18:09,456 --> 01:18:11,560
- Stop for a second.
- Hey, what are we doing?

1143
01:18:11,662 --> 01:18:13,605
- Turn around.
- What are we doing?

1144
01:18:13,679 --> 01:18:16,013
- Homework assignment.
- What kind?

1145
01:18:16,111 --> 01:18:18,052
Human sacrifice.

1146
01:18:18,126 --> 01:18:21,322
- Is that a gun? Please tell me it's not.
- It's a gun.

1147
01:18:21,391 --> 01:18:23,660
- What are you doing?
- Meet me in the back.

1148
01:18:23,759 --> 01:18:25,995
- Don't fuck around!
- Meet me in the back.

1149
01:18:26,095 --> 01:18:27,818
<i>On a long enough time line,</i>

1150
01:18:27,887 --> 01:18:30,669
<i>the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.</i>

1151
01:18:31,630 --> 01:18:33,605
What are you doing? Come on!

1152
01:18:33,678 --> 01:18:36,940
Hands behind your back.
Give me your wallet.

1153
01:18:38,638 --> 01:18:41,801
Raymond K Hessel.
1320 SE Banning, Apartment A.

1154
01:18:42,573 --> 01:18:45,639
- Small, cramped basement apartment?
- How did you know?

1155
01:18:45,742 --> 01:18:48,230
They give shitty apartments letters.

1156
01:18:48,333 --> 01:18:51,300
Raymond! You're going to die.

1157
01:18:51,406 --> 01:18:52,812
No!

1158
01:18:52,876 --> 01:18:56,870
Is that your mom and dad?
They're gonna have to call the kindly doctor.

1159
01:18:56,972 --> 01:18:59,144
Pick up your dental records. Know why?

1160
01:18:59,213 --> 01:19:02,627
- There'll be nothing left of your face.
- Oh, come on!

1161
01:19:02,731 --> 01:19:06,474
An expired community college student ID.
What did you study, Raymond?

1162
01:19:06,573 --> 01:19:09,474
- S... S... Stuff.
- Stuff?

1163
01:19:09,549 --> 01:19:11,555
Were the midterms hard?

1164
01:19:12,652 --> 01:19:15,107
- I asked you what you studied!
- Biology, mostly.

1165
01:19:15,211 --> 01:19:18,560
- Why?
- I don't know.

1166
01:19:18,668 --> 01:19:21,536
What did you wanna be, Raymond K Hessel?!

1167
01:19:22,891 --> 01:19:26,667
The question, Raymond,
was what did you want to be?

1168
01:19:28,299 --> 01:19:30,273
Answer him, Raymond, Jesus!

1169
01:19:30,379 --> 01:19:32,679
- Veterinarian. Veterinarian.
- Animals.

1170
01:19:32,779 --> 01:19:35,626
- Yeah. Animals and stuff.
- Stuff. Yeah, I got that.

1171
01:19:35,691 --> 01:19:38,145
- So you need more schooling.
- Too much school.

1172
01:19:38,250 --> 01:19:40,618
- Would you rather be dead?
- No, please...

1173
01:19:40,683 --> 01:19:44,959
You'd rather die here, on your knees,
in the back of a convenience store?

1174
01:19:45,034 --> 01:19:46,594
Please, no.

1175
01:19:50,538 --> 01:19:52,513
I'm keeping your license.

1176
01:19:53,706 --> 01:19:56,575
Gonna check in on you.
I know where you live.

1177
01:19:56,682 --> 01:19:59,552
If you're not working
to be a veterinarian in six weeks,

1178
01:19:59,658 --> 01:20:01,666
you will be dead.

1179
01:20:03,465 --> 01:20:05,439
Now run on home.

1180
01:20:09,994 --> 01:20:11,968
Run, Forrest, run!

1181
01:20:13,577 --> 01:20:15,551
I feel ill.

1182
01:20:16,330 --> 01:20:18,304
Imagine how he feels.

1183
01:20:18,409 --> 01:20:20,384
Come on, this isn't funny!

1184
01:20:20,488 --> 01:20:22,824
What the fuck was the point of that?!

1185
01:20:22,889 --> 01:20:26,849
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day
of Raymond K Hessel's life.

1186
01:20:26,920 --> 01:20:31,111
His breakfast will taste better
than any meal you and I have ever tasted.

1187
01:20:32,488 --> 01:20:34,496
<i>You had to give it to him.</i>

1188
01:20:34,568 --> 01:20:36,837
<i>- Come on.
- He had a plan.</i>

1189
01:20:36,905 --> 01:20:40,199
<i>And it started to make sense
in a Tyler-sort of way.</i>

1190
01:20:40,296 --> 01:20:42,118
<i>No fear. No distractions.</i>

1191
01:20:42,216 --> 01:20:45,379
<i>The ability to let that which does not matter</i>

1192
01:20:45,480 --> 01:20:47,389
<i>truly slide.</i>

1193
01:21:00,263 --> 01:21:02,269
<i>You are not your job.</i>

1194
01:21:04,135 --> 01:21:07,363
You're not how much money
you have in the bank.

1195
01:21:08,998 --> 01:21:11,005
You're not the car you drive.

1196
01:21:11,494 --> 01:21:14,244
You're not the contents of your wallet.

1197
01:21:14,311 --> 01:21:16,547
You're not your fucking khakis.

1198
01:21:19,270 --> 01:21:22,783
You are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

1199
01:21:31,268 --> 01:21:33,374
I'll be out of your way in a sec.

1200
01:21:34,149 --> 01:21:36,156
You don't have to go.

1201
01:21:37,605 --> 01:21:39,612
Whatever.

1202
01:21:40,677 --> 01:21:43,644
No, I mean... It's OK.

1203
01:21:52,772 --> 01:21:54,813
Are you still going to groups?

1204
01:21:55,461 --> 01:21:57,468
Yeah.

1205
01:21:58,884 --> 01:22:00,890
Chloe's dead.

1206
01:22:01,348 --> 01:22:03,257
Wow, Chloe.

1207
01:22:03,332 --> 01:22:05,186
When did that happen?

1208
01:22:05,731 --> 01:22:07,520
Do you care?

1209
01:22:07,620 --> 01:22:10,816
I dunno. I haven't thought about it in a while.

1210
01:22:11,107 --> 01:22:13,082
Yeah, well...

1211
01:22:13,187 --> 01:22:15,424
It was the smart move on her part.

1212
01:22:16,740 --> 01:22:18,682
Listen...

1213
01:22:19,938 --> 01:22:22,208
What are you getting out of all this?

1214
01:22:22,883 --> 01:22:24,891
What?

1215
01:22:24,995 --> 01:22:27,231
I mean, all this. Why do you keep...

1216
01:22:27,970 --> 01:22:29,946
Is this making you happy?

1217
01:22:31,490 --> 01:22:33,466
Yeah, well, sometimes.

1218
01:22:35,137 --> 01:22:37,178
I don't know. I don't understand.

1219
01:22:37,251 --> 01:22:40,666
Why does a weaker person
need to latch on to a strong person?

1220
01:22:40,739 --> 01:22:42,778
What is... What is that?

1221
01:22:42,849 --> 01:22:44,923
What do you get out of it?

1222
01:22:46,338 --> 01:22:48,345
No... That's not the same thing at all.

1223
01:22:48,418 --> 01:22:50,458
It's totally different with us.

1224
01:22:50,531 --> 01:22:52,537
Us?

1225
01:22:52,609 --> 01:22:54,465
What do you mean by us?

1226
01:22:54,529 --> 01:22:58,240
- I'm sorry. Do you hear this?
- Hear what?

1227
01:22:58,337 --> 01:23:00,279
- All that noise. Hold on.
- No, wait!

1228
01:23:00,354 --> 01:23:02,970
Don't change the subject!
I want to talk about this.

1229
01:23:03,041 --> 01:23:05,692
- You're not talking about me, are you?
- No.

1230
01:23:05,825 --> 01:23:09,120
- What?
- Playing doctor. What was going on there?

1231
01:23:09,184 --> 01:23:12,316
- What are you talking about?
- Nothing. Nothing.

1232
01:23:12,385 --> 01:23:14,358
- I don't think so.
- What do you want?

1233
01:23:14,496 --> 01:23:16,798
- Look at me.
- No. What?

1234
01:23:17,536 --> 01:23:20,253
- What is that?!
- It's nothing. Don't worry.

1235
01:23:20,320 --> 01:23:22,622
My God. Who did this?

1236
01:23:22,721 --> 01:23:24,694
- A person.
- Guy or girl?

1237
01:23:24,798 --> 01:23:27,483
- What do you care?
- What do you care if I ask?

1238
01:23:27,552 --> 01:23:30,040
- Leave me alone.
- You're afraid to say.

1239
01:23:30,111 --> 01:23:32,021
- I am not. Let me go.
- No! Talk to me.

1240
01:23:32,127 --> 01:23:33,241
Let go of me!

1241
01:23:33,313 --> 01:23:35,930
- This conversation
- This conversation

1242
01:23:35,999 --> 01:23:38,366
- is over.
- is over.

1243
01:23:39,199 --> 01:23:42,166
I just can't win with you, can I?

1244
01:23:51,135 --> 01:23:53,501
Hey, this is getting a little old!

1245
01:23:54,079 --> 01:23:56,314
What is... What is all this?

1246
01:23:56,382 --> 01:23:58,389
What do you think?

1247
01:23:59,295 --> 01:24:01,335
Hey, why do we need bunk beds?

1248
01:24:01,407 --> 01:24:03,195
Hey!

1249
01:24:09,758 --> 01:24:11,514
Too young.

1250
01:24:11,581 --> 01:24:13,174
Sorry.

1251
01:24:13,246 --> 01:24:15,221
What's all that?

1252
01:24:15,326 --> 01:24:18,172
If the applicant is young,
tell him he's too young.

1253
01:24:18,237 --> 01:24:20,757
- Old, too old. Fat, too fat.
- Applicant?

1254
01:24:20,861 --> 01:24:24,059
If the applicant waits three days
without food or shelter,

1255
01:24:24,158 --> 01:24:26,133
he may enter and begin training.

1256
01:24:26,236 --> 01:24:27,992
Training for what?

1257
01:24:33,373 --> 01:24:35,347
You think this is a game?

1258
01:24:35,453 --> 01:24:38,005
You're too young to train here, end of story.

1259
01:24:38,076 --> 01:24:40,694
Quit wasting our time.
Get the fuck out of here.

1260
01:24:44,477 --> 01:24:46,451
Bad news, friend.

1261
01:24:46,717 --> 01:24:48,722
It's not gonna happen.

1262
01:24:48,795 --> 01:24:51,000
Sorry if there was a misunderstanding.

1263
01:24:51,068 --> 01:24:52,923
It's not the end of the world.

1264
01:24:52,988 --> 01:24:55,092
Just... go away.

1265
01:24:55,932 --> 01:24:57,906
Go.

1266
01:24:57,980 --> 01:25:01,492
You're trespassing
and I will have to call the police.

1267
01:25:04,476 --> 01:25:06,450
Don't you look at me!

1268
01:25:06,555 --> 01:25:09,685
You're never getting in this fucking house!

1269
01:25:09,754 --> 01:25:12,983
Never. Now get the fuck off my porch!
Get off my porch!

1270
01:25:13,083 --> 01:25:16,465
<i>Sooner or later,
we all became what Tyler wanted us to be.</i>

1271
01:25:16,571 --> 01:25:19,287
I'm gonna go inside
and I'm gonna get a shovel.

1272
01:25:26,523 --> 01:25:28,628
- Got two black shirts?
- Yes, sir.

1273
01:25:28,698 --> 01:25:30,869
- Two pair of black pants?
- Yes, sir.

1274
01:25:30,969 --> 01:25:33,817
- One pair black boots? Black socks?
- Yes, sir.

1275
01:25:33,882 --> 01:25:35,857
- One blackjacket.
- Yes, sir.

1276
01:25:35,962 --> 01:25:38,830
- $300 personal burial money?
- Yes, sir.

1277
01:25:40,921 --> 01:25:42,895
All right.

1278
01:25:52,313 --> 01:25:54,288
You're too old, fat man.

1279
01:25:54,394 --> 01:25:57,426
Your tits are too big.
Get the fuck off my porch.

1280
01:26:04,920 --> 01:26:06,894
Bob! Bob!

1281
01:26:22,232 --> 01:26:24,785
Like a monkey ready to be shot into space.

1282
01:26:25,527 --> 01:26:26,933
Space monkey.

1283
01:26:27,032 --> 01:26:30,381
Ready to sacrifice himself
for the greater good.

1284
01:26:36,728 --> 01:26:39,312
You are too fucking old, fatty!

1285
01:26:39,382 --> 01:26:42,448
And you... You're too fucking

1286
01:26:42,550 --> 01:26:44,110
blond!

1287
01:26:44,183 --> 01:26:46,419
Get out of here, the both of you!

1288
01:26:46,487 --> 01:26:48,526
<i>And so it went.</i>

1289
01:26:48,694 --> 01:26:50,702
Listen up, maggots.

1290
01:26:50,807 --> 01:26:52,781
You are not special.

1291
01:26:53,110 --> 01:26:56,273
You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake.

1292
01:26:56,373 --> 01:27:00,530
You are the same decaying organic matter
as everything else.

1293
01:27:00,631 --> 01:27:02,637
<i>Tyler built himself an army.</i>

1294
01:27:02,902 --> 01:27:06,382
<i>We are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.</i>

1295
01:27:06,453 --> 01:27:09,933
<i>We are all part of the same compost heap.</i>

1296
01:27:10,965 --> 01:27:14,064
<i>Why was Tyler Durden building an army?</i>

1297
01:27:14,133 --> 01:27:16,139
<i>To what purpose?</i>

1298
01:27:16,212 --> 01:27:18,547
<i>For what greater good?</i>

1299
01:27:21,749 --> 01:27:23,724
<i>In Tyler we trusted.</i>

1300
01:27:28,852 --> 01:27:31,405
When he was like,
"You are not yourjob",

1301
01:27:31,507 --> 01:27:33,482
I was like, "Yeah!"

1302
01:27:35,285 --> 01:27:37,290
Hey, what's all this?

1303
01:27:37,395 --> 01:27:39,403
Hey!

1304
01:27:40,820 --> 01:27:42,445
OK!

1305
01:27:42,516 --> 01:27:44,785
- What's going on?
- We're celebrating.

1306
01:27:44,851 --> 01:27:47,272
- What are we celebrating?
- Go on.

1307
01:27:51,122 --> 01:27:53,195
- Hey.
- Let me get that for you.

1308
01:27:57,619 --> 01:28:00,369
<i>The same great taste, Pepsi.</i>

1309
01:28:02,642 --> 01:28:04,781
Ssh!

1310
01:28:04,850 --> 01:28:08,494
<i>Investigators are here.
The Police Commissioner has arrived.</i>

1311
01:28:08,594 --> 01:28:11,441
<i>Could you tell us
what you think has happened here?</i>

1312
01:28:11,506 --> 01:28:15,565
<i>We believe this is one of many
recent acts of vandalism in the city</i>

1313
01:28:15,666 --> 01:28:18,665
<i>somehow related
to underground boxing clubs.</i>

1314
01:28:18,769 --> 01:28:22,796
<i>We will be coordinating
a rigorous investigation.</i>

1315
01:28:23,666 --> 01:28:27,856
<i>That was Police Commissioner Jacobs
who just arrived on the scene</i>

1316
01:28:27,953 --> 01:28:32,011
<i>- of a four-alarm fire that broke out...
- She's hot.</i>

1317
01:28:32,113 --> 01:28:33,836
<i>Back to you in the studio.</i>

1318
01:28:33,937 --> 01:28:36,239
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1319
01:28:37,170 --> 01:28:39,557
- Holy shit!
- Yeah!

1320
01:28:46,609 --> 01:28:48,550
What the fuck did you guys do?

1321
01:28:48,624 --> 01:28:52,552
<i>Arson investigators
are on the premises...</i>

1322
01:28:56,176 --> 01:29:00,518
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not ask questions, sir.

1323
01:29:06,480 --> 01:29:08,902
The victory in the war against crime

1324
01:29:08,975 --> 01:29:10,982
will not come overnight.

1325
01:29:11,055 --> 01:29:15,430
It will take dedication and commitment
and, most of all, cooperation.

1326
01:29:15,502 --> 01:29:20,238
Streets are safer now.
There is hope in the inner city. However...

1327
01:29:20,303 --> 01:29:22,211
I gotta take a piss.

1328
01:29:22,318 --> 01:29:24,970
These are the first steps in a long journey.

1329
01:29:25,039 --> 01:29:27,526
That is why we have created Project Hope.

1330
01:29:27,599 --> 01:29:29,606
Bob.

1331
01:29:32,591 --> 01:29:35,241
Project Hope will be ajoint effort

1332
01:29:35,341 --> 01:29:37,959
between the police and community leaders.

1333
01:29:38,062 --> 01:29:42,055
It will be a powerful new weapon
in the war against crime.

1334
01:30:25,643 --> 01:30:29,605
- Wrap it around the top of his Hacky Sack.
- His balls are ice cold.

1335
01:30:31,532 --> 01:30:34,727
Hi. You're gonna call off
your rigorous investigation.

1336
01:30:34,795 --> 01:30:38,024
You will publicly state
there is no underground group or

1337
01:30:38,124 --> 01:30:40,326
these guys are gonna take your balls.

1338
01:30:41,194 --> 01:30:44,839
<i>They'll send one to the New York Times
and one to the LA Times.</i>

1339
01:30:44,908 --> 01:30:46,597
Look.

1340
01:30:46,666 --> 01:30:49,635
The people you are after
are the people you depend on.

1341
01:30:49,707 --> 01:30:53,122
We cook your meals. We haul your trash.
We connect your calls.

1342
01:30:53,227 --> 01:30:56,805
We drive your ambulances.
We guard you while you sleep.

1343
01:31:01,066 --> 01:31:03,750
Do not fuck with us.

1344
01:31:10,858 --> 01:31:12,898
Ball check!

1345
01:31:26,633 --> 01:31:28,640
Bob, you're this way.

1346
01:31:29,704 --> 01:31:31,941
Let's go.

1347
01:31:32,009 --> 01:31:35,075
<i>I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.</i>

1348
01:31:36,137 --> 01:31:38,110
Hey!

1349
01:31:52,039 --> 01:31:53,251
Yeah!

1350
01:32:24,678 --> 01:32:27,361
<i>I felt like putting a bullet in every panda</i>

1351
01:32:27,430 --> 01:32:31,138
<i>that wouldn't screw to save its species.</i>

1352
01:32:33,189 --> 01:32:35,841
<i>I wanted to open the dump valves
on oil tankers</i>

1353
01:32:35,942 --> 01:32:38,691
<i>and smother those French beaches
I'd never see.</i>

1354
01:32:41,828 --> 01:32:44,196
<i>I wanted to breathe smoke.</i>

1355
01:33:00,869 --> 01:33:02,908
Where did you go, psycho boy?

1356
01:33:04,548 --> 01:33:07,362
I felt like destroying something beautiful.

1357
01:33:10,757 --> 01:33:12,730
Get him to a fucking hospital.

1358
01:33:12,803 --> 01:33:14,810
Yeah.

1359
01:33:25,155 --> 01:33:28,090
Don't worry, Mr Durden.
Airport parking. Long term.

1360
01:33:29,507 --> 01:33:31,548
After you, Mr Durden.

1361
01:33:32,451 --> 01:33:34,457
After you.

1362
01:33:51,490 --> 01:33:53,978
- Something on your mind, dear?
- No.

1363
01:33:54,050 --> 01:33:57,148
Yeah, why wasn't I told
about Project Mayhem?

1364
01:33:57,249 --> 01:34:00,120
First rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not ask questions.

1365
01:34:00,193 --> 01:34:02,495
Why didn't you include me in the beginning?

1366
01:34:02,594 --> 01:34:07,580
Fight Club was the beginning. Now it's left
the basements and it's Project Mayhem.

1367
01:34:07,649 --> 01:34:11,872
We started Fight Club together. Remember?
It's as much mine as it is yours.

1368
01:34:11,936 --> 01:34:16,028
- Is this about you and me?
- Yeah. Weren't we doing this together?

1369
01:34:16,097 --> 01:34:19,391
This does not belong to us.
We are not special.

1370
01:34:19,487 --> 01:34:21,823
Fuck that. You should have told me.

1371
01:34:22,624 --> 01:34:24,533
Hey, Tyler!

1372
01:34:26,304 --> 01:34:28,694
- Goddamn it, Tyler!
- What do you want?!

1373
01:34:28,768 --> 01:34:31,135
A statement of purpose?
Should I e-mail you?

1374
01:34:31,232 --> 01:34:33,752
- Oh...
- You decide your level of involvement!

1375
01:34:33,824 --> 01:34:36,410
I will! I wanna know certain things first!

1376
01:34:36,479 --> 01:34:38,999
- The first rule of Project Mayhem...
- Shut up!

1377
01:34:40,703 --> 01:34:44,283
- I wanna know what you're thinking.
- Fuck what you know!

1378
01:34:44,351 --> 01:34:47,699
Forget about what you think you know
about life, friendship,

1379
01:34:47,774 --> 01:34:49,751
and especially about you and me.

1380
01:34:50,879 --> 01:34:52,951
What is that supposed to mean?

1381
01:34:56,223 --> 01:34:58,294
What are you doing?

1382
01:34:59,166 --> 01:35:01,784
What do you wish you'd done
before you died?

1383
01:35:01,854 --> 01:35:04,604
- Paint a self-portrait.
- Build a house.

1384
01:35:04,704 --> 01:35:06,972
- And you?
- I don't know. Nothing.

1385
01:35:07,038 --> 01:35:09,339
- Get in the right lane.
- You have to know!

1386
01:35:09,469 --> 01:35:12,371
If you died now,
how would you feel about your life?

1387
01:35:12,478 --> 01:35:15,958
I don't know! Nothing good.
Is that what you want to hear?

1388
01:35:16,029 --> 01:35:18,266
- Come on!
- Not good enough.

1389
01:35:18,334 --> 01:35:20,668
Stop fucking around! Tyler!

1390
01:35:21,885 --> 01:35:24,055
Jesus Christ!

1391
01:35:24,765 --> 01:35:26,773
Goddamn it! Goddamn it! Fuck you!

1392
01:35:26,878 --> 01:35:28,852
Fuck Fight Club. Fuck Marla!

1393
01:35:28,925 --> 01:35:31,478
I am sick of all your shit!

1394
01:35:31,582 --> 01:35:33,404
OK, man.

1395
01:35:35,133 --> 01:35:37,553
- Quit screwing around. Steer!
- Look at you!

1396
01:35:37,660 --> 01:35:40,311
- Steer!
- Look at you. You're fucking pathetic!

1397
01:35:40,380 --> 01:35:45,301
- Why? Why? What are you talking about?
- Why do you think I blew up your condo?

1398
01:35:45,884 --> 01:35:47,346
What?

1399
01:35:47,452 --> 01:35:51,193
Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat.
It's not a goddamned seminar.

1400
01:35:51,291 --> 01:35:54,837
Stop trying to control everything
and just let go!

1401
01:35:56,508 --> 01:35:58,263
Let go!

1402
01:35:58,363 --> 01:36:00,372
All right. Fine.

1403
01:36:01,180 --> 01:36:03,034
Fine.

1404
01:36:59,033 --> 01:37:01,400
<i>I'd never been in a car accident.</i>

1405
01:37:01,464 --> 01:37:04,780
<i>This must have been
what all those people felt like</i>

1406
01:37:04,856 --> 01:37:07,922
<i>before I filed them
as statistics in my reports.</i>

1407
01:37:07,992 --> 01:37:09,999
Goddamn!

1408
01:37:13,368 --> 01:37:16,401
We've just had a near-life experience!

1409
01:37:20,088 --> 01:37:21,997
In the world I see,

1410
01:37:22,103 --> 01:37:25,813
you're stalking elk
through the Grand Canyon forests

1411
01:37:25,911 --> 01:37:28,781
around the ruins of Rockefeller Center.

1412
01:37:30,711 --> 01:37:34,868
You'll wear leather clothes
that will last you the rest of your life.

1413
01:37:34,967 --> 01:37:39,342
You'll climb the thick kudzu vines
that wrap the Sears Tower.

1414
01:37:39,414 --> 01:37:43,790
And when you look down,
you'll see tiny figures pounding corn,

1415
01:37:43,862 --> 01:37:47,277
laying strips of venison
in the empty car-pool lane

1416
01:37:47,350 --> 01:37:49,554
of some abandoned superhighway.

1417
01:38:02,453 --> 01:38:04,591
Feel better, champ.

1418
01:38:21,238 --> 01:38:22,961
<i>And then...</i>

1419
01:38:23,028 --> 01:38:24,522
Tyler?

1420
01:38:24,596 --> 01:38:26,604
<i>..Tyler was gone.</i>

1421
01:38:33,683 --> 01:38:35,626
<i>Was I asleep?</i>

1422
01:38:36,660 --> 01:38:38,601
<i>Had I slept?</i>

1423
01:38:38,739 --> 01:38:41,642
You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake...

1424
01:38:41,748 --> 01:38:44,082
<i>The house had become a living thing.</i>

1425
01:38:44,147 --> 01:38:48,588
<i>Wet inside from so many people
sweating and breathing.</i>

1426
01:38:49,075 --> 01:38:51,563
<i>So many people moving, the house moved.</i>

1427
01:38:54,323 --> 01:38:56,331
<i>Planet Tyler.</i>

1428
01:38:56,404 --> 01:38:58,379
<i>I had to hug the walls.</i>

1429
01:38:58,483 --> 01:39:01,449
<i>Trapped inside
this clockwork of space monkeys.</i>

1430
01:39:01,554 --> 01:39:05,199
You shouldn't be smoking in here!
You know how much ether is here!

1431
01:39:05,267 --> 01:39:07,688
<i>Cooking and working and sleeping in teams.</i>

1432
01:39:09,844 --> 01:39:11,817
Hang on a second.

1433
01:39:29,969 --> 01:39:32,555
It's under control, sir.

1434
01:39:34,928 --> 01:39:36,685
Where's Tyler?

1435
01:39:36,752 --> 01:39:39,623
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not...

1436
01:39:39,730 --> 01:39:41,583
Right... OK.

1437
01:39:43,888 --> 01:39:45,929
<i>I'm all alone.</i>

1438
01:39:46,097 --> 01:39:49,577
<i>My father dumped me. Tyler dumped me.</i>

1439
01:39:49,713 --> 01:39:51,852
<i>I am Jack's broken heart.</i>

1440
01:39:55,887 --> 01:39:59,532
<i>What comes next in Project Mayhem
only Tyler knows.</i>

1441
01:40:00,400 --> 01:40:03,465
<i>The second rule is you do not ask questions.</i>

1442
01:40:06,160 --> 01:40:08,745
Get the fuck away from me!
Get the fuck away!

1443
01:40:09,136 --> 01:40:11,110
Who are all these people?

1444
01:40:16,142 --> 01:40:18,346
The Paper Street Soap Company.

1445
01:40:19,855 --> 01:40:21,830
Can I come in?

1446
01:40:24,846 --> 01:40:26,821
He's not here.

1447
01:40:26,894 --> 01:40:29,065
What?

1448
01:40:30,063 --> 01:40:33,478
Tyler isn't here.

1449
01:40:33,550 --> 01:40:35,525
Tyler went away.

1450
01:40:35,982 --> 01:40:37,957
Tyler's gone.

1451
01:40:54,285 --> 01:40:55,944
Get some help!

1452
01:41:06,636 --> 01:41:11,339
Two gunshot wounds coming through!
Make some fucking room!

1453
01:41:11,405 --> 01:41:13,707
What happened? What happened?

1454
01:41:13,804 --> 01:41:16,554
We were on assignment. We were supposed
to kill two birds with one stone.

1455
01:41:17,772 --> 01:41:19,779
Destroy a piece of corporate art...

1456
01:41:19,851 --> 01:41:22,273
Operation Latte Thunder. Go!

1457
01:41:22,955 --> 01:41:25,990
..and trash a franchise coffee bar.

1458
01:41:32,140 --> 01:41:34,409
We had it all worked out, sir.

1459
01:41:42,251 --> 01:41:45,383
- It went smooth until...
- Police! Freeze!

1460
01:41:45,483 --> 01:41:48,100
- What?
- They shot Bob.

1461
01:41:49,546 --> 01:41:51,882
- They shot him in the head.
- Fucking pigs!

1462
01:41:57,034 --> 01:41:58,976
Oh, God!

1463
01:41:59,050 --> 01:42:02,214
- Those motherfuckers!
- You morons.

1464
01:42:02,282 --> 01:42:06,244
You're running around in ski masks
trying to blow things up?

1465
01:42:06,315 --> 01:42:08,899
What did you think was gonna happen?!

1466
01:42:10,569 --> 01:42:14,760
OK, quick! Get rid of the evidence.
We gotta get rid of this body!

1467
01:42:14,858 --> 01:42:17,607
- Bury him.
- What?

1468
01:42:17,673 --> 01:42:19,845
Take him to the garden and bury him.

1469
01:42:19,913 --> 01:42:22,663
- Come on, people, let's go!
- Get the fuck off!

1470
01:42:22,760 --> 01:42:25,859
Get away from him!
What are you talking about?

1471
01:42:25,928 --> 01:42:28,417
This isn't fucking evidence.
This is a person.

1472
01:42:28,521 --> 01:42:31,586
He's my friend
and you're not burying him in the garden!

1473
01:42:31,656 --> 01:42:34,526
He was killed serving Project Mayhem, sir.

1474
01:42:34,633 --> 01:42:36,575
- This is Bob.
- Sir, in...

1475
01:42:36,648 --> 01:42:38,688
In Project Mayhem, we have no names.

1476
01:42:38,761 --> 01:42:40,669
Now, you listen to me.

1477
01:42:40,776 --> 01:42:45,086
This is a man and he has a name,
and it's Robert Paulsen, OK?

1478
01:42:45,192 --> 01:42:47,014
- Robert Paulsen.
- He's a man

1479
01:42:47,112 --> 01:42:49,829
and he's dead now because of us.
Do you understand that?

1480
01:42:50,472 --> 01:42:52,675
I understand.

1481
01:42:54,823 --> 01:42:58,053
In death, a member of Project Mayhem

1482
01:42:58,119 --> 01:43:00,094
has a name.

1483
01:43:00,232 --> 01:43:03,046
<i>His name is Robert Paulsen.</i>

1484
01:43:03,464 --> 01:43:05,470
His name is Robert Paulsen.

1485
01:43:06,214 --> 01:43:08,800
His name... is Robert Paulsen.

1486
01:43:08,871 --> 01:43:12,547
His name is Robert Paulsen.

1487
01:43:12,646 --> 01:43:15,581
Come on, guys. Please. Stop it.

1488
01:43:15,653 --> 01:43:18,142
His name is Robert Paulsen.

1489
01:43:18,247 --> 01:43:21,181
Shut up! This is all over with!

1490
01:43:24,294 --> 01:43:26,715
Get the fuck out of here.

1491
01:43:54,244 --> 01:43:58,522
- Tyler?
- No, this is Detective Stern of the Arson Unit.

1492
01:43:58,597 --> 01:44:00,091
I need to see you...

1493
01:44:04,420 --> 01:44:08,314
<i>I went to all the cities
on Tyler's used ticket stubs, barhopping.</i>

1494
01:44:08,388 --> 01:44:12,961
<i>I didn't know how or why, but I could look
at 50 different bars, and somehow I just knew.</i>

1495
01:44:13,028 --> 01:44:17,403
<i>I'm looking for Tyler Durden.
It's very important that I talk to him.</i>

1496
01:44:17,538 --> 01:44:19,099
I wish I could help you,

1497
01:44:19,171 --> 01:44:21,408
sir.

1498
01:44:26,467 --> 01:44:28,474
<i>Every city I went to,</i>

1499
01:44:29,475 --> 01:44:31,777
<i>as soon as I set foot off the plane</i>

1500
01:44:32,355 --> 01:44:34,526
<i>I knew a Fight Club was close.</i>

1501
01:44:34,627 --> 01:44:36,219
Hey! Hey!

1502
01:44:37,250 --> 01:44:38,777
Taxi!

1503
01:44:38,882 --> 01:44:40,857
Look at my face. I'm a member.

1504
01:44:40,963 --> 01:44:43,384
Now, I just need to know if you've seen Tyler.

1505
01:44:43,491 --> 01:44:47,002
I'm not exposed to bespeak
any such information to you

1506
01:44:47,105 --> 01:44:51,612
nor would I, even if I had
said information at this juncture,... be able.

1507
01:44:52,290 --> 01:44:55,804
- You're a moron.
- I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

1508
01:44:57,123 --> 01:45:01,944
<i>Tyler had been busy...
setting up franchises all over the country.</i>

1509
01:45:04,610 --> 01:45:08,864
<i>Was I asleep? Had I slept?</i>

1510
01:45:08,929 --> 01:45:11,100
<i>Is Tyler my bad dream, or am I Tyler's?</i>

1511
01:45:12,449 --> 01:45:15,384
- We've just heard the stories.
- What kind of stories?

1512
01:45:15,456 --> 01:45:19,547
- Nobody knows what he looks like.
- He has plastic surgery every three years.

1513
01:45:19,617 --> 01:45:22,519
That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.

1514
01:45:22,624 --> 01:45:26,519
- Is it true about Fight Club in Miami?
- Is Mr Durden building an army?

1515
01:45:26,656 --> 01:45:29,524
<i>I was living in a state of perpetual déjà vu.</i>

1516
01:45:30,304 --> 01:45:32,278
<i>Everywhere I went,</i>

1517
01:45:32,416 --> 01:45:34,270
<i>I felt I'd already been there.</i>

1518
01:45:34,367 --> 01:45:37,150
<i>It was like following an invisible man.</i>

1519
01:45:38,209 --> 01:45:40,182
<i>The smell of dried blood,</i>

1520
01:45:40,288 --> 01:45:43,636
<i>dirty, bare footprints circling each other.</i>

1521
01:45:44,447 --> 01:45:47,513
<i>That aroma of old sweat, like fried chicken.</i>

1522
01:45:47,616 --> 01:45:51,029
<i>The feel of a floor still warm
from a fight the night before.</i>

1523
01:45:51,871 --> 01:45:54,685
<i>I was always just one step behind Tyler.</i>

1524
01:45:57,471 --> 01:46:00,470
His name is Robert Paulsen...

1525
01:46:04,894 --> 01:46:06,902
Welcome back, sir.

1526
01:46:07,838 --> 01:46:09,845
How have you been?

1527
01:46:09,918 --> 01:46:11,989
Do you know me?

1528
01:46:12,061 --> 01:46:14,364
Is this a test, sir?

1529
01:46:14,462 --> 01:46:16,250
No. This is not a test.

1530
01:46:16,318 --> 01:46:18,488
You were in here last Thursday.

1531
01:46:19,005 --> 01:46:21,210
Thursday?

1532
01:46:21,309 --> 01:46:25,107
You were standing where you are now,
asking how good security is.

1533
01:46:25,725 --> 01:46:27,733
It's tight as a drum, sir.

1534
01:46:30,302 --> 01:46:32,373
Who do you think I am?

1535
01:46:32,444 --> 01:46:34,900
Are you sure this isn't a test?

1536
01:46:35,006 --> 01:46:36,828
No, this is not a test.

1537
01:46:36,925 --> 01:46:38,900
You're Mr Durden.

1538
01:46:40,188 --> 01:46:42,741
You're the one who gave me this.

1539
01:46:42,812 --> 01:46:46,838
<i>Please return your seat backs
to their full upright and locked position.</i>

1540
01:46:57,851 --> 01:46:59,826
<i>- Yeah?
- Marla, it's me.</i>

1541
01:46:59,899 --> 01:47:01,788
<i>- Have we ever done it?
- Done what?</i>

1542
01:47:01,885 --> 01:47:03,161
Had sex?

1543
01:47:03,259 --> 01:47:05,331
What kind of stupid question is that?

1544
01:47:05,435 --> 01:47:07,704
Stupid because it's yes
or because it's no?

1545
01:47:07,770 --> 01:47:10,259
<i>- Is this a trick?
- No. I need to know...</i>

1546
01:47:10,364 --> 01:47:14,072
You wanna know if I think
we were just having sex or making love?

1547
01:47:14,170 --> 01:47:17,432
<i>- We did make love?
- Is that what you're calling it?</i>

1548
01:47:17,500 --> 01:47:20,216
Just answer the question!
Did we do it or not?!

1549
01:47:20,315 --> 01:47:23,097
You fuck me, then snub me.
You love me, you hate me.

1550
01:47:23,195 --> 01:47:25,944
You're sensitive,
then you turn into an asshole.

1551
01:47:26,010 --> 01:47:28,596
Does that describe our relationship, Tyler?

1552
01:47:28,666 --> 01:47:30,674
<i>We just lost cabin pressure.</i>

1553
01:47:30,747 --> 01:47:32,153
What did you just say?

1554
01:47:32,250 --> 01:47:34,520
- What is wrong with you?
- Say my name!

1555
01:47:34,586 --> 01:47:38,098
Tyler Durden!
You fucking freak! What's going on?

1556
01:47:38,202 --> 01:47:40,177
- I'm coming over!
- I'm not there!

1557
01:47:40,283 --> 01:47:42,965
You broke your promise.

1558
01:47:43,033 --> 01:47:44,922
Jesus, Tyler.

1559
01:47:44,987 --> 01:47:48,280
- You fucking talked to her about me.
- What the fuck is going on?

1560
01:47:48,376 --> 01:47:51,694
I asked you for one thing. One simple thing.

1561
01:47:51,802 --> 01:47:54,005
Why do people think that I'm you?

1562
01:47:54,553 --> 01:47:56,526
Answer me!

1563
01:47:58,809 --> 01:48:00,565
Sit.

1564
01:48:03,257 --> 01:48:05,843
Answer me. Why do people think I'm you?

1565
01:48:05,946 --> 01:48:08,017
I think you know.

1566
01:48:08,152 --> 01:48:10,607
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.

1567
01:48:10,712 --> 01:48:13,331
Why would anyone
possibly confuse you with me?

1568
01:48:13,400 --> 01:48:16,083
I... I don't know.

1569
01:48:20,664 --> 01:48:23,413
- You got it.
- No.

1570
01:48:23,512 --> 01:48:25,518
- Do not fuck with us!
- Say it.

1571
01:48:26,840 --> 01:48:28,781
Because...

1572
01:48:30,104 --> 01:48:31,216
Say it!

1573
01:48:32,823 --> 01:48:34,798
Because we're the same person.

1574
01:48:34,872 --> 01:48:36,911
That's right.

1575
01:48:36,983 --> 01:48:39,055
<i>We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap.</i>

1576
01:48:39,126 --> 01:48:42,705
- I don't understand this.
- You wanted a way to change your life.

1577
01:48:42,775 --> 01:48:44,782
You could not do this on your own.

1578
01:48:44,855 --> 01:48:46,830
All the ways you wish you could be,

1579
01:48:46,934 --> 01:48:48,722
that's me.

1580
01:48:48,822 --> 01:48:51,821
I look like you wanna look,
I fuck like you wanna fuck.

1581
01:48:51,927 --> 01:48:54,195
I am smart, capable and, most importantly,

1582
01:48:54,261 --> 01:48:56,912
I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

1583
01:48:56,983 --> 01:48:57,931
Oh, no.

1584
01:48:58,038 --> 01:49:00,820
- Tyler's not here. Tyler went away.
- What?

1585
01:49:00,918 --> 01:49:03,123
This isn't possible. This is crazy.

1586
01:49:03,222 --> 01:49:05,163
People do it every day.

1587
01:49:05,237 --> 01:49:08,653
They talk to themselves.
They see themselves as they'd like to be.

1588
01:49:08,726 --> 01:49:11,857
They don't have the courage you have
to just run with it.

1589
01:49:15,509 --> 01:49:18,706
You still wrestle with it,
so sometimes you're still you.

1590
01:49:18,837 --> 01:49:23,310
- We should do this again sometime.
- At times, you imagine you're watching me.

1591
01:49:23,413 --> 01:49:25,801
If this is your first time, you have to fight.

1592
01:49:25,908 --> 01:49:30,099
Little by little,
you're just letting yourself become

1593
01:49:30,900 --> 01:49:32,722
Tyler Durden.

1594
01:49:32,820 --> 01:49:35,503
You are not yourjob
or how much money you have!

1595
01:49:35,572 --> 01:49:37,874
- No. You have a house.
- Rented in your name.

1596
01:49:37,972 --> 01:49:41,451
- You have jobs, a life.
- You work nights because you can't sleep.

1597
01:49:41,523 --> 01:49:43,247
Or you stay up and make soap.

1598
01:49:43,347 --> 01:49:48,082
- You're fucking Marla, Tyler.
- Technically, you are. It's all the same to her.

1599
01:49:49,747 --> 01:49:51,690
Oh, my God.

1600
01:49:52,660 --> 01:49:54,667
Now you see our dilemma.

1601
01:49:54,738 --> 01:49:56,910
She knows too much.

1602
01:49:57,010 --> 01:50:01,899
I think we're gonna have to talk about
how this might compromise our goals.

1603
01:50:02,035 --> 01:50:04,074
What... What are you saying?

1604
01:50:04,979 --> 01:50:09,070
This is bullshit. This is bullshit,
I'm not listening to this!

1605
01:50:09,139 --> 01:50:11,691
- You are insane!
- No. You're insane.

1606
01:50:11,796 --> 01:50:14,380
We simply do not have time for this crap.

1607
01:50:15,826 --> 01:50:17,930
<i>It's called a changeover.</i>

1608
01:50:18,002 --> 01:50:20,010
<i>The movie goes on</i>

1609
01:50:20,082 --> 01:50:23,082
<i>and nobody in the audience has any idea.</i>

1610
01:50:35,504 --> 01:50:39,050
- Sir! Are you checking out?
- Yeah. Bill me.

1611
01:50:39,121 --> 01:50:41,455
Can you initial this list of phone calls?

1612
01:50:45,680 --> 01:50:49,575
- When were these made?
- Between 2.00 and 3.30 this morning.

1613
01:50:55,184 --> 01:50:59,112
<i>Have I been going to bed earlier every night?
Have I been sleeping later?</i>

1614
01:50:59,216 --> 01:51:03,886
<i>Have I been Tyler longer and longer?</i>

1615
01:51:06,287 --> 01:51:08,622
Is anybody here?

1616
01:51:11,184 --> 01:51:13,190
<i>Déjà vu all over again.</i>

1617
01:51:14,767 --> 01:51:17,156
With enough soap,
one could blow up anything.

1618
01:51:19,407 --> 01:51:21,382
Oh, my God.

1619
01:51:25,135 --> 01:51:27,403
<i>- 1888.
- Who am I calling?</i>

1620
01:51:27,822 --> 01:51:31,336
<i>1888 Franklin. This is maintenance. Hello?</i>

1621
01:51:32,463 --> 01:51:33,989
<i>Hello?</i>

1622
01:51:34,062 --> 01:51:36,102
1888 Franklin Street?

1623
01:51:36,174 --> 01:51:38,182
<i>Yes. Can I help you?</i>

1624
01:51:40,526 --> 01:51:43,014
<i>- Hello?
- Yeah, yeah.</i>

1625
01:51:43,086 --> 01:51:45,508
I need to talk to your supervisor right away.

1626
01:51:45,582 --> 01:51:47,621
<i>- Speaking.
- OK, listen to me.</i>

1627
01:51:47,693 --> 01:51:50,728
Something terrible
is about to happen to your building.

1628
01:51:50,831 --> 01:51:52,805
<i>It's under control, sir.</i>

1629
01:51:53,230 --> 01:51:56,644
<i>- Excuse me?
- Don't worry about us, sir. We're solid.</i>

1630
01:52:00,717 --> 01:52:02,026
<i>2160.</i>

1631
01:52:09,325 --> 01:52:11,747
Marla! Marla! Hey, wait!

1632
01:52:13,357 --> 01:52:16,040
Wait! I gotta talk to you! Marla! Marla!

1633
01:52:16,108 --> 01:52:20,101
Your bald freaks hit me with a fucking broom!
They almost broke my arm!

1634
01:52:20,237 --> 01:52:22,822
They were burning their fingertips with lye.

1635
01:52:22,924 --> 01:52:26,721
This needs a tremendous act of faith
on your part, but hear me out.

1636
01:52:26,796 --> 01:52:30,593
- Here comes an avalanche of bullshit.
- A little more faith than that.

1637
01:52:33,708 --> 01:52:36,163
I don't wanna hear
anything you have to say.

1638
01:52:36,235 --> 01:52:38,275
You have every right to be...

1639
01:52:38,859 --> 01:52:40,648
I'll just have a coffee, thanks.

1640
01:52:40,747 --> 01:52:43,562
Sir. Anything you order is free of charge, sir.

1641
01:52:43,659 --> 01:52:45,601
Why is it free of charge?

1642
01:52:45,674 --> 01:52:47,650
- Don't ask.
- Whatever.

1643
01:52:47,724 --> 01:52:53,025
I'll have the clam chowder, fried chicken
and baked potato and a chocolate chiffon pie.

1644
01:52:53,098 --> 01:52:55,074
Clean food, please.

1645
01:52:55,179 --> 01:52:58,081
In that case,
may I advise against the clam chowder.

1646
01:52:58,154 --> 01:53:00,162
No clam chowder. Thank you.

1647
01:53:01,577 --> 01:53:03,716
You got about 30 seconds.

1648
01:53:06,314 --> 01:53:08,703
I know I've been acting very strange, OK?

1649
01:53:08,810 --> 01:53:12,104
- I know it seems there's two sides to me...
- Two sides?

1650
01:53:12,170 --> 01:53:17,026
- You're Dr Jekyll and Mr Jackass.
- I know. But I realized something important.

1651
01:53:17,098 --> 01:53:20,992
- What?
- The nature of our relationship wasn't clear

1652
01:53:21,097 --> 01:53:23,366
to me for reasons I won't go into.

1653
01:53:23,434 --> 01:53:25,921
- I know I haven't treated you well.
- Whatever.

1654
01:53:25,993 --> 01:53:28,611
No, no. Fifteen seconds, please!

1655
01:53:28,681 --> 01:53:30,885
Fifteen seconds,
don't open your mouth.

1656
01:53:30,953 --> 01:53:32,960
I'm trying to tell you I'm sorry.

1657
01:53:33,032 --> 01:53:37,190
What I've come to realize
is that I really like you, Marla.

1658
01:53:37,257 --> 01:53:39,296
You do?

1659
01:53:39,368 --> 01:53:41,157
I really do.

1660
01:53:41,257 --> 01:53:45,380
I care about you and I don't want anything
bad to happen to you because of me.

1661
01:53:45,480 --> 01:53:48,131
Marla, your life is in danger.

1662
01:53:48,200 --> 01:53:50,055
What?

1663
01:53:50,120 --> 01:53:53,698
You need to leave town for a while.
Get out of any major city.

1664
01:53:53,766 --> 01:53:56,450
- Just go camping...
- You're an insane person.

1665
01:53:56,519 --> 01:53:59,836
- No. I've involved you in something terrible.
- No. Shut up!

1666
01:53:59,912 --> 01:54:02,367
- You're not safe.
- Shut up!

1667
01:54:04,104 --> 01:54:08,358
- Listen, I tried, Tyler. I really tried.
- I know you did.

1668
01:54:08,423 --> 01:54:11,358
There are things about you I like.
You're smart, funny.

1669
01:54:11,432 --> 01:54:13,319
You're spectacular in bed.

1670
01:54:13,383 --> 01:54:14,757
But

1671
01:54:14,854 --> 01:54:16,829
you're intolerable.

1672
01:54:16,934 --> 01:54:19,323
You have very serious emotional problems.

1673
01:54:19,430 --> 01:54:23,205
Deep-seated problems
for which you should seek professional help.

1674
01:54:23,302 --> 01:54:27,099
- I know, and I'm sorry.
- You're sorry, I'm sorry. Everyone's sorry.

1675
01:54:28,198 --> 01:54:30,205
I can't do this any more.

1676
01:54:30,278 --> 01:54:32,286
I can't.

1677
01:54:32,358 --> 01:54:34,333
And I won't.

1678
01:54:34,438 --> 01:54:36,379
I'm gone.

1679
01:54:36,453 --> 01:54:39,038
You can't leave, Marla! You're not safe!

1680
01:54:41,766 --> 01:54:44,318
- Marla, you don't understand!
- Leave me alone!

1681
01:54:44,422 --> 01:54:46,810
- Marla, I am trying to protect you!
- Let go!

1682
01:54:46,917 --> 01:54:49,786
- I don't ever wanna see you again!
- That's fine...

1683
01:54:49,861 --> 01:54:51,900
Here, wait right here!

1684
01:54:55,621 --> 01:54:58,075
Hold it right there! Shut up!

1685
01:54:58,148 --> 01:55:00,188
Take this money and get on this bus.

1686
01:55:00,259 --> 01:55:02,333
I promise I won't bother you again.

1687
01:55:02,469 --> 01:55:03,844
Shut up!

1688
01:55:03,908 --> 01:55:06,974
Please get on the bus. Please get on the bus.

1689
01:55:08,100 --> 01:55:10,140
Why are you doing this?

1690
01:55:10,212 --> 01:55:14,139
They think you're a threat.
I can't explain it now, just trust me!

1691
01:55:14,211 --> 01:55:18,401
- If I know where you are, you won't be safe.
- I'll keep this, it's asshole tax.

1692
01:55:18,468 --> 01:55:22,691
- Fine. Remember, stay out of major cities.
- Tyler.

1693
01:55:24,163 --> 01:55:26,880
You're the worst thing
that ever happened to me.

1694
01:55:41,282 --> 01:55:43,835
Hello. I need you to arrest me.

1695
01:55:43,939 --> 01:55:46,590
I am the leader of a terrorist organization

1696
01:55:46,659 --> 01:55:51,415
responsible for numerous acts
of vandalism and assault all over this city.

1697
01:55:51,489 --> 01:55:55,232
In the metropolitan area,
we had probably 200 members.

1698
01:55:55,297 --> 01:55:58,942
Chapters have sprung up
in five or six other major cities already.

1699
01:55:59,106 --> 01:56:02,007
This is a tightly-regimented organization

1700
01:56:02,082 --> 01:56:07,450
with many cells capable of operating
independent of central leadership.

1701
01:56:07,553 --> 01:56:11,262
Go to the house, OK? 1537 Paper Street.

1702
01:56:11,362 --> 01:56:13,184
That's our headquarters.

1703
01:56:13,281 --> 01:56:15,768
In the back, buried in the garden,

1704
01:56:15,840 --> 01:56:18,743
you'll find the body of Robert Paulsen.

1705
01:56:18,850 --> 01:56:22,012
In the basement,
you're gonna find some bathtubs

1706
01:56:22,144 --> 01:56:27,229
that have been used very recently
to make large quantities of nitroglycerin.

1707
01:56:27,329 --> 01:56:29,270
I believe the plan is to blow up

1708
01:56:29,344 --> 01:56:32,312
the headquarters
of these credit card companies

1709
01:56:32,384 --> 01:56:34,392
and the TRW building.

1710
01:56:35,296 --> 01:56:38,525
Why these buildings?
Why credit card companies?

1711
01:56:38,623 --> 01:56:42,070
If you erase the debt record,
then we all go back to zero.

1712
01:56:42,879 --> 01:56:44,854
You'll create total chaos.

1713
01:56:46,401 --> 01:56:49,499
Keep him talking. I need to make a phone
call.

1714
01:56:59,646 --> 01:57:01,786
I really admire what you're doing.

1715
01:57:02,239 --> 01:57:04,213
What?

1716
01:57:04,350 --> 01:57:06,291
You're a brave man to order this.

1717
01:57:06,366 --> 01:57:08,057
You're a genius, sir.

1718
01:57:08,190 --> 01:57:12,697
You said if anyone ever interferes
with Project Mayhem, even you,

1719
01:57:12,798 --> 01:57:15,034
we gotta get his balls.

1720
01:57:16,382 --> 01:57:19,415
- Don't fight.
- It's a powerful gesture, Mr Durden.

1721
01:57:19,518 --> 01:57:22,420
- It will set an example.
- You're making a big mistake!

1722
01:57:22,494 --> 01:57:25,210
- You said you'd say that.
- I'm not Tyler Durden!

1723
01:57:25,309 --> 01:57:29,019
- You told us you'd say that too.
- All right. I am Tyler Durden.

1724
01:57:29,117 --> 01:57:31,703
Listen to me. I'm giving you a direct order.

1725
01:57:31,805 --> 01:57:35,766
- We're aborting this mission now.
- You said you would definitely say that.

1726
01:57:41,660 --> 01:57:45,077
Are you fucking out of your minds?
You're police officers!

1727
01:57:45,884 --> 01:57:47,859
Is somebody timing this?

1728
01:57:48,029 --> 01:57:50,876
Keep your mouth shut.

1729
01:57:50,940 --> 01:57:52,948
Shit!

1730
01:57:55,484 --> 01:57:58,167
Some of this information checks out.

1731
01:57:58,236 --> 01:58:01,400
- Let's go to that house on Paper Street.
- Be right there.

1732
01:58:02,076 --> 01:58:03,768
Hey, wait!

1733
01:58:04,444 --> 01:58:06,865
- I got him.
- Sir, we have to do this.

1734
01:58:06,971 --> 01:58:09,338
- Stop fighting!
- Where's the rubber band?

1735
01:58:09,435 --> 01:58:11,824
Get away from me! Drop that fucking knife!

1736
01:58:15,227 --> 01:58:18,521
Back up. Face down on the floor right now!

1737
01:58:19,707 --> 01:58:21,649
Get down on the floor!

1738
01:58:26,235 --> 01:58:29,017
The first person
that comes out of this door

1739
01:58:29,082 --> 01:58:30,969
gets a lead salad! Understand?

1740
01:58:54,298 --> 01:58:56,785
Get away! Stay away!

1741
01:59:09,209 --> 01:59:11,183
<i>I ran.</i>

1742
01:59:11,704 --> 01:59:15,698
<i>I ran until my muscles burned
and my veins pumped battery acid.</i>

1743
01:59:18,232 --> 01:59:20,205
<i>Then I ran some more.</i>

1744
01:59:59,254 --> 02:00:01,457
What the fuck are you doing?

1745
02:00:01,559 --> 02:00:04,373
Running around in your underpants!
You look crazy!

1746
02:00:04,470 --> 02:00:07,437
No. I'm onto you.
I know what's going on here.

1747
02:00:07,541 --> 02:00:12,244
Come on, then. I got us a great place
to watch from. It'll be like pay-per-view.

1748
02:00:58,259 --> 02:01:00,813
- Oh, Christ.
- Now what are you doing?

1749
02:01:00,916 --> 02:01:04,144
- I'm stopping this.
- Why?

1750
02:01:04,211 --> 02:01:07,473
- The greatest thing you've ever done.
- I can't let this happen.

1751
02:01:07,539 --> 02:01:10,670
There are 10 other bombs
in 10 other buildings.

1752
02:01:10,739 --> 02:01:13,008
Since when is Project Mayhem
about murder?

1753
02:01:13,074 --> 02:01:14,984
The buildings are empty.

1754
02:01:15,091 --> 02:01:17,807
We're not killing anyone.
We're setting 'em free!

1755
02:01:17,873 --> 02:01:20,524
Bob is dead. They shot him in the head.

1756
02:01:20,657 --> 02:01:23,855
You wanna make an omelette,
you gotta break some eggs.

1757
02:01:23,955 --> 02:01:27,400
No. I'm not listening to you.
You're not even there.

1758
02:01:33,201 --> 02:01:37,391
I wouldn't do that.
Not unless you knew which wires were what.

1759
02:01:37,458 --> 02:01:39,116
If you know, I know.

1760
02:01:44,497 --> 02:01:48,685
<i>Or maybe I knew you'd know, so I spent
all day thinking about the wrong ones.</i>

1761
02:01:56,849 --> 02:01:57,895
You think?

1762
02:01:59,824 --> 02:02:01,831
Oh, heavens, no. Not the green one.

1763
02:02:02,640 --> 02:02:05,509
Pull any one but the green one.

1764
02:02:10,062 --> 02:02:12,584
I asked you not to do that!

1765
02:02:14,351 --> 02:02:15,845
Fuck!

1766
02:02:16,751 --> 02:02:18,758
Tyler, get away from the van.

1767
02:02:20,878 --> 02:02:24,141
Tyler, I'm not kidding!
Get away from the van!

1768
02:02:24,239 --> 02:02:25,549
Goddamn it!

1769
02:02:31,631 --> 02:02:32,939
OK.

1770
02:02:33,039 --> 02:02:36,235
You are now firing a gun
at your imaginary friend

1771
02:02:36,334 --> 02:02:38,823
near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!

1772
02:02:40,942 --> 02:02:42,632
Cool it, Tyler!

1773
02:02:55,310 --> 02:02:57,284
Come on!

1774
02:02:57,358 --> 02:02:59,332
Don't go!

1775
02:03:35,372 --> 02:03:36,517
What?!

1776
02:04:20,138 --> 02:04:20,803
Three minutes.

1777
02:04:21,706 --> 02:04:23,909
This is it.

1778
02:04:24,010 --> 02:04:25,951
The beginning.

1779
02:04:26,025 --> 02:04:27,912
Ground zero.

1780
02:04:27,977 --> 02:04:30,181
<i>I think this is about where we came in.</i>

1781
02:04:30,249 --> 02:04:32,638
Do you have a speech for the occasion?

1782
02:04:32,713 --> 02:04:35,614
I'm sorry?

1783
02:04:35,720 --> 02:04:37,694
I still can't think of anything.

1784
02:04:39,657 --> 02:04:41,664
Flashback humor.

1785
02:04:46,536 --> 02:04:48,478
It's getting exciting now.

1786
02:04:49,992 --> 02:04:51,715
Two and a half.

1787
02:04:51,783 --> 02:04:54,239
Think of everything we've accomplished.

1788
02:04:54,344 --> 02:04:58,947
Out these windows, we will view
the collapse of financial history.

1789
02:04:59,014 --> 02:05:02,593
One step closer to economic equilibrium.

1790
02:05:15,591 --> 02:05:17,892
Why is she here?

1791
02:05:17,990 --> 02:05:19,812
Tying up loose ends.

1792
02:05:19,910 --> 02:05:22,845
Put me down, you baldheaded fuck!

1793
02:05:22,951 --> 02:05:25,918
- I beg you, please don't do this.
- I'm not doing this.

1794
02:05:26,022 --> 02:05:29,338
<i>- We are doing this. This is what we want.
- No.</i>

1795
02:05:29,414 --> 02:05:33,953
- I don't want this.
- Right. Except you is meaningless now.

1796
02:05:34,021 --> 02:05:37,851
- We have to forget about you.
- You're a voice in my head.

1797
02:05:37,958 --> 02:05:39,932
You're a voice in mine!

1798
02:05:40,037 --> 02:05:42,754
- Why can't I get rid of you?
- You need me.

1799
02:05:42,822 --> 02:05:44,828
No. I don't. I really don't any more.

1800
02:05:44,902 --> 02:05:48,994
You created me. I didn't create some
loser alter ego to make me feel better.

1801
02:05:49,094 --> 02:05:52,890
- Take some responsibility.
- I do. I am responsible for all of it

1802
02:05:52,997 --> 02:05:54,655
and I accept that.

1803
02:05:54,725 --> 02:05:58,587
So, please, I'm begging you,
please call this off.

1804
02:06:00,516 --> 02:06:02,621
Have I ever let us down?

1805
02:06:04,037 --> 02:06:06,240
How far have you come because of me?!

1806
02:06:11,908 --> 02:06:13,883
I will bring us through this.

1807
02:06:13,956 --> 02:06:17,601
As always, I will carry you
kicking and screaming

1808
02:06:17,701 --> 02:06:20,034
and in the end you will thank me.

1809
02:06:20,484 --> 02:06:22,905
Tyler. Tyler.

1810
02:06:22,978 --> 02:06:26,362
I'm grateful to you.
For everything that you've done for me.

1811
02:06:26,436 --> 02:06:29,020
But this is too much. I don't want this.

1812
02:06:29,092 --> 02:06:34,176
What do you want? Your shitjob back?
Fucking condo world, watching sitcoms?

1813
02:06:34,243 --> 02:06:36,218
Fuck you! I won't do it.

1814
02:06:37,058 --> 02:06:40,736
- This can't be happening.
- It's already done, so shut up!

1815
02:06:40,804 --> 02:06:42,363
60 seconds till CRI.

1816
02:06:42,883 --> 02:06:44,857
No.

1817
02:06:46,691 --> 02:06:49,374
I can figure this out. This isn't even real.

1818
02:06:49,442 --> 02:06:52,988
You're not real, that gun...
That gun isn't even in your hand.

1819
02:06:54,403 --> 02:06:56,377
The gun's in my hand.

1820
02:07:01,186 --> 02:07:03,574
Good for you. It doesn't change a thing.

1821
02:07:12,097 --> 02:07:14,618
Why do you wanna put a gun to your head?

1822
02:07:14,753 --> 02:07:16,728
Not my head, Tyler.

1823
02:07:17,281 --> 02:07:19,223
Our head.

1824
02:07:20,706 --> 02:07:22,680
Interesting.

1825
02:07:25,568 --> 02:07:28,122
Where are you going with this, Ikea boy?

1826
02:07:34,335 --> 02:07:37,205
Hey. It's you and me.

1827
02:07:39,840 --> 02:07:41,815
Friends?

1828
02:07:42,624 --> 02:07:44,631
Tyler,

1829
02:07:47,903 --> 02:07:50,141
I want you to really listen to me.

1830
02:07:50,272 --> 02:07:52,606
OK.

1831
02:07:52,704 --> 02:07:54,678
My eyes are open.

1832
02:08:12,670 --> 02:08:14,612
What's that smell?

1833
02:08:33,438 --> 02:08:36,306
- Where is everybody?
- Oh, no. What's going on?

1834
02:08:36,924 --> 02:08:38,451
Mr Durden!

1835
02:08:39,486 --> 02:08:41,273
Oh, my God!

1836
02:08:46,398 --> 02:08:49,463
Are you... Are you all right, sir?

1837
02:08:49,564 --> 02:08:53,362
- Oh, yeah, I'm OK.
- You look terrible, sir. What happened?

1838
02:08:53,437 --> 02:08:57,266
- Nothing, it's no problem.
- No, no, no, sir. He's not kidding.

1839
02:08:57,339 --> 02:08:59,990
- You look awful. You need assistance.
- I'm fine.

1840
02:09:00,124 --> 02:09:03,571
Look, I'm fine... Everything's fine.

1841
02:09:05,755 --> 02:09:07,896
Stop it!

1842
02:09:08,028 --> 02:09:11,027
- Let her go.
- Christ Almighty!

1843
02:09:11,099 --> 02:09:12,823
You!

1844
02:09:12,890 --> 02:09:14,899
Hi, Marla.

1845
02:09:15,356 --> 02:09:19,992
- Leave her with me. Meet me downstairs.
- Are you sure?

1846
02:09:20,091 --> 02:09:22,066
Yes, I'm sure.

1847
02:09:23,131 --> 02:09:27,059
You fucker! What kind of sick
fucking game are you playing at?!

1848
02:09:27,195 --> 02:09:29,748
Putting me on a... Oh, my God, your face!

1849
02:09:29,852 --> 02:09:31,279
Yeah, I know.

1850
02:09:35,866 --> 02:09:37,655
What happened?

1851
02:09:37,787 --> 02:09:39,827
- Don't ask.
- You're shot.

1852
02:09:39,898 --> 02:09:41,872
- Yes, I'm shot.
- Oh, my God.

1853
02:09:42,778 --> 02:09:45,679
- I can't believe he's standing.
- One tough motherfucker.

1854
02:09:49,338 --> 02:09:51,094
Who did this?

1855
02:09:51,226 --> 02:09:53,592
I did, actually.

1856
02:09:53,689 --> 02:09:55,664
Find some gauze.

1857
02:09:56,985 --> 02:09:58,928
You shot yourself?

1858
02:09:59,033 --> 02:10:01,553
Yes, but it's OK. Marla, look at me.

1859
02:10:01,625 --> 02:10:03,829
I'm really OK.

1860
02:10:03,897 --> 02:10:07,694
Trust me. Everything's gonna be fine.

1861
02:10:19,992 --> 02:10:23,701
You met me at a very strange time in my life.

1861
02:10:24,305 --> 02:11:24,191
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