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Who are the real-world Illuminati ?
Find out @ saveanilluminati.com

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People always ask me
if I know Tyler Durden.

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Three minutes.

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This is it. Ground zero.

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Do you have a speech for the occasion?

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With a gun barrel between your teeth,
you speak only in vowels.

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I can't think of anything.

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For a second, I forget about
Tyler's controlled demolition thing

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and I wonder how clean that gun is.

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It's getting exciting now.

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That old thing,
how you always hurt the one you love.

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Well, it works both ways.

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We have front-row seats
for this theater of mass destruction.

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The Demolitions Committee
of Project Mayhem

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wrapped the foundations
of 12 buildings with explosives.

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In two minutes,
primary charges will blow base charges

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and a few blocks will be reduced
to smouldering rubble.

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I know this because Tyler knows this.

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Two and a half.
Think of everything we've accomplished.

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Suddenly I realize that all of this,
the gun, the bombs, the revolution,

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has got something to do
with a girl named Marla Singer.

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Bob. Bob had bitch tits.

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This was a support group
for men with testicular cancer.

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The big moosie slobbering all over me,
that was Bob.

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We're still men.

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Yes, we're men.

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Men is what we are.

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Bob had had his testicles removed.
Then hormone therapy.

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He developed bitch tits because
his testosterone was too high

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and his body upped the oestrogen.

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- That was where I fit...
- They'll have to drain my pecs again.

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..between those huge sweating tits

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that hung enormous,
the way you'd think of God's as big.

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OK, you cry now.

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No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier.

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For six months, I couldn't sleep.

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I couldn't sleep.

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With insomnia, nothing's real.

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Everything's far away.

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Everything's a copy of a copy

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of a copy.

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When deep space exploration ramps up,
it'll be the corporations that name everything.

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The IBM Stellar Sphere.

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The Microsoft Galaxy.

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The Planet Starbucks.

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I need you out of town this week
to cover some red flags.

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It must have been Tuesday.
He had on his cornflower blue tie.

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You want me to deprioritize my reports
until you advise of a status upgrade?

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Prioritize these. Here's your flight coupons.
Call me if there's any snags.

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He was full of pep.
Must have had his grande latte enema.

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Like so many others, I had become
a slave to the Ikea nesting instinct.

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Yes. I'd like to order

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the Erika Pekkari dust ruffles.

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- Please hold.
- Anything clever,

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like a coffee table in the shape of a yin-yang,
I had to have it.

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The Klipsk personal office unit.

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The Hovetrekke home exerbike.

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Or the Ohamshab sofa
with the Strinne green stripe pattern.

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Even the Ryslampa wire lamps of
environmentally-friendly unbleached paper.

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I'd flip through catalogues and wonder

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"What kind of dining set
defines me as a person?"

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I had it all. Even the glass dishes
with tiny bubbles and imperfections,

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proof that they were crafted by the honest,
hard-working, indigenous peoples of...

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- Please hold.
- ..wherever.

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We used to read pornography.

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Now it was the Horchow collection.

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- No. You can't die of insomnia.
- What about narcolepsy?

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I nod off, I wake up in strange places.

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I have no idea how I got there.

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- You need to lighten up.
- Can you please just give me something?

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Red and blue Tuinals, lipstick-red Seconals...

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No. You need healthy, natural sleep.

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Chew some valerian root
and get more exercise.

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Hey, come on.

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- I'm in pain.
- You wanna see pain?

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Swing by First Methodist, Tuesday nights.

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See the guys with testicular cancer.

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That's pain.

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I always wanted three kids...
two boys and a girl.

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Mindy wanted two girls and a boy.

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We never could agree on anything.

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Well, I... She...

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She had her first child last week.

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A girl.

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With... With her... With her new husband.

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Fuck!

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Thank God, you know...

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I'm glad for her.

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She deserves...

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Everyone, let's thank Thomas
for sharing himself with us.

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Thank you, Thomas.

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I look around this room,
and I see a lot of courage.

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And that gives me strength.

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We give each other strength.

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It's time for the one-on-ones.

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So let's all of us follow Thomas's example
and really open ourselves up.

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Could you find a partner?

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And this is how I met the big moosie.

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His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears.

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Knees together. Those awkward little steps.

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- My name is Bob.
- Bob?

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Bob had been a champion bodybuilder.

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You know that chest expansion programme
on late-night TV?

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That was his idea.

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I was a juicer.

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You know, using steroids?

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Diabonal and

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Wisterol.

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Oh, they use that on racehorses,
for Christ sakes.

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And now I'm bankrupt.

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I'm divorced.

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My two grown kids

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won't even return my phone calls.

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Strangers with this kind of honesty
make me go a big, rubbery one.

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Go ahead,... Cornelius.

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You can cry.

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And then... something happened.
I let go.

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That's really good.

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Lost in oblivion.

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Dark and silent and complete.

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I found freedom.
Losing all hope was freedom.

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It's OK.

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Babies don't sleep this well.

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I became addicted.

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If I didn't say anything

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people always assumed the worst.

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They cried harder... then I cried harder.

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Now we're going to open the green door,
the heart chakra...

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I wasn't really dying.

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I wasn't host to cancer or parasites.

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I was the warm little center
that the life of this world crowded around.

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Imagine your pain
as a white ball of healing light.

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It moves over your body, healing you.

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Now keep this going. Remember to breathe

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and step forward
through the back door of the room.

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Where does it lead?

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To your cave.

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Step forward

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into your cave.

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That's right.

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You're going deeper into your cave.

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And you're going to find

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your power animal.

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Slide.

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Every evening I died.

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And every evening I was born again.

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Resurrected.

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Bob loved me because he thought
my testicles were removed too.

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Being there, pressed against his tits,

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ready to cry.

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This was my vacation.

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And she

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ruined everything.

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This is cancer, right?

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This chick, Marla Singer,

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did not have testicular cancer.

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She was a liar.

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She had no diseases at all.

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I had seen her at Free And Clear,
my blood parasites group, Thursdays.

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Then at Hope,
my bimonthly sickle-cell circle.

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And again, at Seize The Day,
my tuberculosis, Friday night.

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Marla,

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the big tourist.

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Her lie reflected my lie.

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And suddenly, I felt nothing.

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I couldn't cry. So once again,

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I couldn't sleep.

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Next group, after guided meditation,

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after we open our heart chakras,
when it's time to hug,

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I'm gonna grab that bitch,
Marla Singer, and scream.

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Marla, you liar!
You big tourist, I need this! Now, get out!

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I hadn't slept in four days.

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We'll just let that dry...

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When you have insomnia,
you're never really asleep.

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And you're never really awake.

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To begin tonight's communion,

177
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Chloe would like to say a few words.

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Oh, yeah. Chloe.

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Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton
would look if you made it walk around

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being extra nice to everybody.

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Well, I'm still here.

182
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But I don't know for how long.

183
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That's as much certainty
as anyone can give me.

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But I've got some good news.

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I no longer have any fear of death.

186
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But... I am in a pretty lonely place.

187
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No-one will have sex with me.

188
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I'm so close to the end,
and all I want is to get laid for the last time.

189
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I have pornographic movies
in my apartment,

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- and lubricants and amyl nitrite.
- Thank you, Chloe.

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Everyone, let's thank Chloe.

192
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Thank you, Chloe.

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Now, let's ready ourselves
for guided meditation.

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You're standing at the entrance of your cave.

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You step inside your cave and you walk...

196
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If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.

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Marla.

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The scratch on the roof of your mouth
that would heal if you could stop tonguing it.

199
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But you can't.

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..deeper into your cave as you walk.

201
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You feel a healing energy all around you.

202
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Now find your power animal.

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Slide.

204
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OK. Let's partner up.

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Pick someone special to you tonight.

206
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Hey.

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- We need to talk.
- Sure.

208
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- I'm onto you.
- What?

209
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Yeah. You're a faker. You're not dying.

210
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Sorry?

211
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In the Tibetan-philosophy, Sylvia-Plath
sense of the word, I know we're all dying.

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- But you're not dying the way Chloe is.
- So?

213
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So you're a tourist.

214
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I've seen you. I saw you at melanoma,
I saw you at tuberculosis.

215
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I saw you at testicular cancer!

216
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I saw you practising this.

217
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- Practising what?
- Telling me off.

218
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Is it going as well as you hoped,... Rupert?

219
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I'll expose you.

220
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Go ahead. I'll expose you.

221
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Come together. Let yourselves cry.

222
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Oh, God. Why are you doing this?

223
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It's cheaper than a movie
and there's free coffee.

224
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Look, this is important.
These are my groups.

225
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I've been coming for over a year.

226
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- Why do you do it?
- I don't know.

227
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When people think you're dying,
they listen to you instead of...

228
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Instead of waiting for their turn to speak.

229
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Yeah. Yeah.

230
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Share yourself... completely.

231
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Look, you don't want to get into this.

232
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- It becomes an addiction.
- Really?

233
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I'm not kidding. I can't cry
if another faker is present, and I need this.

234
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You gotta find somewhere else to go.

235
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Candystripe a cancer ward.
It's not my problem.

236
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No, wait a second. Hold on.

237
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We'll split up the week, OK?

238
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You take lymphoma and tuberculosis.

239
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You take tuberculosis.
My smoking doesn't go over at all.

240
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OK. Good. Fine.
Testicular cancer should be no contest.

241
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Technically, I have more right to be there.
You still have your balls.

242
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- You're kidding.
- I dunno. Am I?

243
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No. No.

244
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- What do you want?
- I'll take the parasites.

245
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You can't have both.
Take the blood parasites.

246
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- I want brain parasites.
- I'll take the blood but I want brain dementia.

247
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- I want that.
- You can't have the whole brain.

248
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So far, you have four. I only have two.

249
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OK. Take both the parasites. They're yours.

250
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Now we both have three...

251
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Hey! You left half your clothes.

252
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- What, are you selling those?
- Yes!

253
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I'm selling some clothes!

254
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So! We each have three. That's six.

255
00:18:00,850 --> 00:18:03,680
What about the seventh day?
I want bowel cancer.

256
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,850
The girl had done her homework.

257
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,050
No. No. I want bowel cancer.

258
00:18:08,690 --> 00:18:10,750
That's your favorite too?

259
00:18:10,860 --> 00:18:14,350
- Tried to slip it by me, eh?
- Look, we'll split it.

260
00:18:14,470 --> 00:18:16,520
Take the first and third Sunday.

261
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,870
Deal.

262
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:25,770
Looks like this is goodbye.

263
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:28,000
Let's not make a big thing out of it.

264
00:18:28,110 --> 00:18:30,550
How's this for not making a big thing?

265
00:18:34,020 --> 00:18:35,820
Hey, Marla!

266
00:18:36,150 --> 00:18:38,320
Marla!

267
00:18:38,390 --> 00:18:40,980
Maybe we should exchange numbers.

268
00:18:41,090 --> 00:18:42,990
Should we?

269
00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:47,160
- We might wanna switch nights.
- OK.

270
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,830
This is how I met Marla Singer.

271
00:18:56,580 --> 00:19:00,810
Marla's philosophy of life
was that she might die at any moment.

272
00:19:00,910 --> 00:19:03,210
The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't.

273
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:07,340
It doesn't have your name!
Who are you? Cornelius? Rupert?

274
00:19:07,420 --> 00:19:11,380
Travis? Any of the stupid names
you give each night?

275
00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:16,420
You wake up at SeaTac.

276
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:19,470
SFO. LAX.

277
00:19:19,570 --> 00:19:21,930
You wake up at O'Hare.

278
00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:24,160
Dallas Fort Worth.

279
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:26,210
BWI.

280
00:19:26,270 --> 00:19:30,070
Pacific. Mountain. Central.
Lose an hour. Gain an hour.

281
00:19:30,180 --> 00:19:34,050
The check-in for that flight
isn't for another two hours, sir.

282
00:19:34,150 --> 00:19:37,410
This is your life,
and it's ending one minute at a time.

283
00:19:37,490 --> 00:19:40,480
You wake up at Air Harbor International.

284
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:45,760
If you wake up at a different time,
in a different place,

285
00:19:45,830 --> 00:19:48,490
could you wake up as a different person?

286
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,660
Everywhere I travel,

287
00:19:50,770 --> 00:19:53,030
tiny life.

288
00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:55,630
Single-serving sugar and cream.

289
00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:57,500
Single pat of butter.

290
00:19:57,610 --> 00:20:00,440
The microwave cordon bleu hobby kit.

291
00:20:00,510 --> 00:20:02,480
Shampoo-conditioner combos.

292
00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:06,450
Sample-package mouthwash.
Tiny bars of soap.

293
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:10,410
The people I meet on each flight,

294
00:20:10,490 --> 00:20:12,610
they're single-serving friends.

295
00:20:12,690 --> 00:20:16,420
Between takeoff and landing,
we have our time together.

296
00:20:16,490 --> 00:20:18,720
That's all we get.

297
00:20:18,830 --> 00:20:20,730
Welcome!

298
00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:27,030
On a long enough time line,
the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

299
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:30,840
I was a recall coordinator.
My job was to apply the formula.

300
00:20:30,910 --> 00:20:33,310
The infant went through the windshield.

301
00:20:33,410 --> 00:20:37,470
A new car built by my company
leaves somewhere traveling at 60mph.

302
00:20:37,550 --> 00:20:39,640
The rear differential locks up.

303
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:43,280
The teenager's braces
are stuck to the ashtray.

304
00:20:43,350 --> 00:20:45,720
Might make a good anti-smoking ad.

305
00:20:45,820 --> 00:20:49,320
The car crashes and burns
with everyone trapped inside.

306
00:20:49,430 --> 00:20:51,690
Now, should we initiate a recall?

307
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:53,860
The father must have been huge.

308
00:20:53,930 --> 00:20:57,160
See where the fat burned to the seat?
The polyester shirt?

309
00:20:57,270 --> 00:20:59,260
Very modern art.

310
00:20:59,340 --> 00:21:01,830
Take the number of vehicles in the field, A.

311
00:21:01,910 --> 00:21:04,640
Multiply it by the probable rate of failure, B.

312
00:21:04,710 --> 00:21:08,510
Multiply the result by
the average out-of-court settlement, C.

313
00:21:08,580 --> 00:21:10,670
A x B x C

314
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,780
equals X.

315
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,480
If X is less than the cost of a recall,

316
00:21:15,550 --> 00:21:17,580
we don't do one.

317
00:21:17,690 --> 00:21:20,890
Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?

318
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,890
You wouldn't believe.

319
00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:26,890
Which car company do you work for?

320
00:21:26,970 --> 00:21:29,090
A major one.

321
00:21:31,570 --> 00:21:35,510
Every time the plane banked too sharply
on takeoff or landing,

322
00:21:35,570 --> 00:21:38,870
I prayed for a crash or a midair collision.

323
00:21:39,550 --> 00:21:41,100
Anything.

324
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:53,690
Life insurance pays off triple
if you die on a business trip.

325
00:21:56,630 --> 00:21:59,930
"If you are seated in an emergency exit row

326
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,530
and would be unable or unwilling
to perform the duties

327
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:08,040
listed on the safety card, please
ask a flight attendant to reseat you."

328
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:11,900
It's a lot of responsibility.

329
00:22:11,980 --> 00:22:14,210
Wanna switch seats?

330
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:17,750
No. I'm not sure
I'm the man for that particularjob.

331
00:22:17,820 --> 00:22:22,220
An exit-door procedure at 30,000ft.

332
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,380
The illusion of safety.

333
00:22:24,630 --> 00:22:26,720
Yeah. I guess so.

334
00:22:26,790 --> 00:22:29,730
You know why
they put oxygen masks on planes?

335
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:34,360
- So you can breathe.
- Oxygen gets you high.

336
00:22:35,470 --> 00:22:39,000
In a catastrophic emergency,
you take giant panic breaths.

337
00:22:39,070 --> 00:22:41,600
Suddenly you become euphoric, docile.

338
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:43,980
You accept your fate.

339
00:22:44,610 --> 00:22:46,640
It's all right here.

340
00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:49,880
Emergency water landing, 600mph.

341
00:22:49,990 --> 00:22:52,820
Blank faces. Calm as Hindu cows.

342
00:22:52,890 --> 00:22:54,980
That's...

343
00:22:56,230 --> 00:22:58,490
That's an interesting theory.

344
00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:02,620
- What do you do?
- What do you mean?

345
00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:04,790
What do you do for a living?

346
00:23:04,870 --> 00:23:08,030
Why? So you can pretend you're interested?

347
00:23:10,710 --> 00:23:12,200
OK.

348
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:15,180
You have
a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.

349
00:23:18,420 --> 00:23:20,480
We have the exact same briefcase.

350
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:23,310
Soap.

351
00:23:23,420 --> 00:23:27,090
- Sorry?
- I make and I sell soap.

352
00:23:27,230 --> 00:23:29,590
The yardstick of civilization.

353
00:23:30,090 --> 00:23:32,060
And this is how I met...

354
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:33,990
Tyler Durden.

355
00:23:34,070 --> 00:23:39,330
Did you know if you mix gasoline and
frozen orange juice, you can make napalm?

356
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:42,410
- No, I did not. Is that true?
- That's right.

357
00:23:42,470 --> 00:23:46,310
One can make all kinds of explosives
with simple household items.

358
00:23:46,410 --> 00:23:48,850
- Really?
- If one was so inclined.

359
00:23:53,820 --> 00:23:58,880
Tyler, you are by far the most interesting
single-serving friend I have ever met.

360
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:04,890
- Everything on a plane is single-serving...
- Oh, I get it. Very clever.

361
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:06,520
Thank you.

362
00:24:06,630 --> 00:24:08,730
How's it working out for you?

363
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:11,570
- What?
- Being clever?

364
00:24:11,670 --> 00:24:14,040
Great.

365
00:24:14,110 --> 00:24:17,100
Keep it up, then. Right up.

366
00:24:18,310 --> 00:24:20,470
A question of etiquette.

367
00:24:20,550 --> 00:24:23,540
As I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

368
00:24:30,590 --> 00:24:32,920
How I came to live with Tyler is...

369
00:24:32,990 --> 00:24:37,290
Airlines have this policy
about vibrating luggage.

370
00:24:44,970 --> 00:24:49,600
- Was it ticking?
- Throwers know modern bombs don't tick.

371
00:24:49,710 --> 00:24:52,870
- Sorry, throwers?
- Baggage handlers.

372
00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:55,180
But when a suitcase vibrates,

373
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:57,980
the throwers have got to call the police.

374
00:24:58,090 --> 00:25:01,580
- My suitcase was vibrating?
- Nine times out of ten

375
00:25:01,690 --> 00:25:03,750
it's an electric razor.

376
00:25:03,830 --> 00:25:05,950
But... every once in a while

377
00:25:08,900 --> 00:25:10,960
it's a dildo.

378
00:25:11,730 --> 00:25:15,800
It's company policy never to imply
ownership in the event of a dildo.

379
00:25:15,910 --> 00:25:19,770
We have to use the indefinite article,
a dildo, never

380
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,940
your dildo.

381
00:25:22,010 --> 00:25:24,110
I don't own...

382
00:25:26,780 --> 00:25:29,910
I had everything in that suitcase.
My CK shirts.

383
00:25:29,990 --> 00:25:33,150
My DKNYshoes. My AX ties.

384
00:25:34,820 --> 00:25:37,160
Never mind.

385
00:25:39,030 --> 00:25:41,760
Hey! That's my car!

386
00:25:48,070 --> 00:25:50,040
Home was a condo on the 15th floor

387
00:25:50,140 --> 00:25:53,170
of a filing cabinet
for widows and professionals.

388
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:55,870
The walls were solid concrete.

389
00:25:55,980 --> 00:25:58,040
A foot of concrete is important

390
00:25:58,150 --> 00:26:02,420
when your next-door neighbor
has to watch game shows at full volume.

391
00:26:02,490 --> 00:26:06,390
Or when a blast of debris
that used to be your personal effects

392
00:26:06,460 --> 00:26:10,490
blows out of your windows
and sails flaming into the night.

393
00:26:16,970 --> 00:26:19,230
I suppose these things happen.

394
00:26:32,090 --> 00:26:34,180
There's... nothing up there.

395
00:26:34,250 --> 00:26:37,660
You can't go into the unit. Police orders.

396
00:26:46,330 --> 00:26:48,860
Do you have somebody you can call?

397
00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:51,060
How embarrassing.

398
00:26:51,140 --> 00:26:54,040
A houseful of condiments and no food.

399
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:07,250
The police later told me
the pilot light might have gone out

400
00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:11,220
letting out just a little bit of gas.

401
00:27:11,290 --> 00:27:13,560
That gas could have filled the condo.

402
00:27:13,660 --> 00:27:17,150
1700 square feet with high ceilings
for days and days.

403
00:27:25,370 --> 00:27:29,140
Then the refrigerator's compressor
could have clicked on.

404
00:27:30,250 --> 00:27:32,300
Yeah?

405
00:27:35,450 --> 00:27:37,510
I can hear you breathing...

406
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:50,100
If you ask me now,
I couldn't tell you why I called him.

407
00:28:33,340 --> 00:28:35,580
- Hello?
- Who's this?

408
00:28:37,820 --> 00:28:39,910
- Tyler?
- Who is this?

409
00:28:41,450 --> 00:28:43,650
We met... We met on the airplane.

410
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:45,990
We had the same suitcase?

411
00:28:46,060 --> 00:28:48,150
The clever guy?

412
00:28:48,230 --> 00:28:50,590
Oh, yeah. Right.

413
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:55,230
I called a second ago. There was no answer.

414
00:28:55,330 --> 00:28:59,530
- I'm at a payphone.
- Yeah, I *69'd you. I never pick up my phone.

415
00:29:02,270 --> 00:29:04,370
So what's up?

416
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,070
Well.

417
00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:09,240
You're not gonna believe this.

418
00:29:11,380 --> 00:29:13,610
You know, it could be worse.

419
00:29:13,690 --> 00:29:17,450
A woman could cut off your penis
while you sleep and toss it out of a car.

420
00:29:18,290 --> 00:29:21,590
There's always that. I don't know.

421
00:29:21,660 --> 00:29:24,790
When you buy furniture,
you tell yourself, that's it.

422
00:29:24,860 --> 00:29:26,960
That's the last sofa I'll need.

423
00:29:27,030 --> 00:29:29,830
Whatever happens,
that sofa problem is handled.

424
00:29:29,900 --> 00:29:33,360
I had it all.
I had a stereo that was very decent.

425
00:29:33,470 --> 00:29:37,000
A wardrobe that was getting very respectable.

426
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:39,240
I was close to being complete.

427
00:29:39,310 --> 00:29:41,870
- Shit, man. Now it's all gone.
- All gone.

428
00:29:41,980 --> 00:29:44,710
All gone.

429
00:29:45,990 --> 00:29:48,010
Do you know what a duvet is?

430
00:29:48,090 --> 00:29:50,990
- A comforter.
- It's a blanket.

431
00:29:51,060 --> 00:29:55,050
Just a blanket. Why do guys
like you and I know what a duvet is?

432
00:29:55,130 --> 00:29:59,290
Is this essential to our survival
in the hunter-gatherer sense?

433
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,030
No.

434
00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:03,090
What are we, then?

435
00:30:03,210 --> 00:30:05,800
I dunno. Consumers.

436
00:30:05,870 --> 00:30:07,930
Right. We're consumers.

437
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:11,310
We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession.

438
00:30:11,410 --> 00:30:15,320
Murder, crime, poverty.
These things don't concern me.

439
00:30:15,420 --> 00:30:18,850
What concerns me are celebrity magazines,

440
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,010
television with 500 channels,

441
00:30:21,090 --> 00:30:23,750
some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine.

442
00:30:23,860 --> 00:30:25,920
Viagra. Olestra.

443
00:30:26,030 --> 00:30:28,860
- Martha Stewart.
- Fuck Martha Stewart.

444
00:30:28,930 --> 00:30:32,420
She's polishing the brass on the Titanic.
It's all going down.

445
00:30:32,540 --> 00:30:36,270
So fuck off with your sofa units
and Strinne green stripe patterns.

446
00:30:36,340 --> 00:30:39,670
I say never be complete.

447
00:30:39,740 --> 00:30:41,770
I say stop being perfect.

448
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:43,900
I say let's evolve.

449
00:30:43,980 --> 00:30:46,280
Let the chips fall where they may.

450
00:30:48,450 --> 00:30:50,550
But that's me, and I could be wrong.

451
00:30:50,650 --> 00:30:52,710
Maybe it's a terrible tragedy.

452
00:30:52,790 --> 00:30:55,280
It's just stuff. Not a tragedy...

453
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:59,130
You did lose a lot of versatile solutions
for modern living.

454
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,790
Fuck, you're right. I don't smoke.

455
00:31:05,170 --> 00:31:08,940
My insurance is probably gonna cover it, so...

456
00:31:11,380 --> 00:31:13,500
What?

457
00:31:13,610 --> 00:31:16,740
The things you own end up owning you.

458
00:31:20,090 --> 00:31:22,140
Do what you like, man.

459
00:31:22,890 --> 00:31:25,320
Oh, it's late.

460
00:31:25,390 --> 00:31:28,120
- Hey, thanks for the beer.
- Yeah, man.

461
00:31:28,190 --> 00:31:30,290
I should find a hotel.

462
00:31:31,030 --> 00:31:33,120
What?

463
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:34,830
What?

464
00:31:34,930 --> 00:31:36,990
- A hotel?
- Yeah.

465
00:31:37,100 --> 00:31:40,160
- Just ask, man.
- What are you talking about?

466
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:44,010
Oh, God. Three pitchers of beer
and you still can't ask.

467
00:31:45,010 --> 00:31:46,640
What?

468
00:31:46,750 --> 00:31:49,370
You called me
because you needed a place to stay.

469
00:31:49,450 --> 00:31:52,910
- Oh, hey. No, no, no.
- Yes, you did. So just ask.

470
00:31:52,990 --> 00:31:55,550
Cut the foreplay and just ask, man.

471
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,620
Would... Would that be a problem?

472
00:31:59,730 --> 00:32:01,790
Is it a problem for you to ask?

473
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:05,030
- Can I stay at your place?
- Yeah.

474
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,460
Thanks.

475
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:15,630
- I want you to do me a favor.
- Yeah, sure.

476
00:32:15,740 --> 00:32:18,140
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

477
00:32:18,210 --> 00:32:20,180
What?

478
00:32:20,250 --> 00:32:24,080
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

479
00:32:24,190 --> 00:32:27,090
Let me tell you a little bit about Tyler Durden.

480
00:32:27,290 --> 00:32:29,650
Tyler was a night person.

481
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:31,990
While the rest of us slept, he worked.

482
00:32:32,060 --> 00:32:35,220
He had one part-time job as a projectionist.

483
00:32:35,300 --> 00:32:38,290
A movie doesn't come all on one big reel.
It comes on a few.

484
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:42,100
Someone has to switch the projectors
at the exact moment

485
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,440
that one reel ends and the next one begins.

486
00:32:45,510 --> 00:32:49,440
You can see little dots come into
the upper right corner of the screen.

487
00:32:49,510 --> 00:32:52,240
In the industry, we call them cigarette burns.

488
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:54,410
That's the cue for a changeover.

489
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:59,250
He flips the projectors, movie keeps
going and the audience has no idea.

490
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:01,590
Why would anyone want this shitjob?

491
00:33:01,690 --> 00:33:04,850
Because it affords him
interesting opportunities.

492
00:33:04,930 --> 00:33:08,460
Like splicing a frame of pornography
into family films.

493
00:33:08,530 --> 00:33:13,530
So when the snooty cat and the courageous
dog with the celebrity voices first meet,

494
00:33:13,670 --> 00:33:17,870
that's when you'll catch a flash
of Tyler's contribution to the film.

495
00:33:24,750 --> 00:33:27,340
Nobody knows that they saw it but they did.

496
00:33:27,450 --> 00:33:30,010
Nice, big cock.

497
00:33:34,830 --> 00:33:37,560
Even a hummingbird
couldn't catch Tyler at work.

498
00:33:42,900 --> 00:33:47,930
Tyler also works sometimes as a banquet
waiter at the luxurious Pressman hotel.

499
00:33:52,580 --> 00:33:56,640
He was the guerrilla terrorist
of the food service industry.

500
00:33:56,750 --> 00:33:59,050
Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch.

501
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:03,520
Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque,
he farted on meringues,

502
00:34:03,590 --> 00:34:06,150
and as for the cream of mushroom soup...

503
00:34:06,260 --> 00:34:08,280
Go ahead, tell 'em.

504
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:10,350
You get the idea.

505
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:13,800
- You just want me to hit you?
- Come on. Do me this one favor.

506
00:34:13,900 --> 00:34:17,270
- Why?
- I don't know. Never been in a fight. You?

507
00:34:17,340 --> 00:34:21,330
- No. But that's a good thing.
- You can't know yourself if you haven't!

508
00:34:21,410 --> 00:34:23,770
I don't wanna die without any scars.

509
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:28,140
- Come on. Hit me, before I lose my nerve.
- Oh, God. This is crazy.

510
00:34:28,220 --> 00:34:30,510
So go crazy! Let it rip.

511
00:34:30,580 --> 00:34:33,280
- I don't know about this.
- I don't either.

512
00:34:33,350 --> 00:34:36,410
Who gives a shit? No-one's watching.
What do you care?

513
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:38,990
This is crazy. You want me to hit you?!

514
00:34:39,090 --> 00:34:41,150
That's right.

515
00:34:41,230 --> 00:34:44,430
- Where? Like, in the face?
- Surprise me.

516
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:48,690
This is so fucking stupid.

517
00:34:59,580 --> 00:35:01,780
Motherfucker!

518
00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:03,940
He hit me in the ear!

519
00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:07,220
- Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.
- Ow, Christ!

520
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,380
- Why the ear, man?
- I fucked it up.

521
00:35:09,460 --> 00:35:11,190
No, that was perfect.

522
00:35:24,070 --> 00:35:26,200
No, it's all right.

523
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:29,140
It really hurts.

524
00:35:29,580 --> 00:35:31,640
Right.

525
00:35:32,020 --> 00:35:34,210
Hit me again.

526
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,410
No, you hit me. Come on!

527
00:35:53,370 --> 00:35:55,860
We should do this again sometime.

528
00:36:08,650 --> 00:36:10,880
- Where's your car?
- What car?

529
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:23,730
I don't know how Tyler found that house

530
00:36:23,870 --> 00:36:26,100
but he said he'd been there for a year.

531
00:36:26,210 --> 00:36:29,070
It looked like it was waiting to be torn down.

532
00:36:29,140 --> 00:36:31,540
Most of the windows were boarded up.

533
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:37,010
There was no lock on the front door from
when the police, or whoever, kicked it in.

534
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:39,140
The stairs were ready to collapse.

535
00:36:39,250 --> 00:36:41,740
I didn't know if he owned it or was squatting.

536
00:36:41,890 --> 00:36:44,360
Neither would have surprised me.

537
00:36:45,260 --> 00:36:47,320
Yep. That's you.

538
00:36:47,430 --> 00:36:50,020
That's me. That's the toilet. Good?

539
00:36:50,100 --> 00:36:52,160
Yeah, thanks.

540
00:36:52,270 --> 00:36:54,170
What a shithole.

541
00:36:54,270 --> 00:36:56,240
Nothing worked.

542
00:36:59,870 --> 00:37:03,780
Turning on one light meant
another light in the house went out.

543
00:37:03,910 --> 00:37:07,640
There were no neighbors.
Just warehouses and a paper mill.

544
00:37:07,710 --> 00:37:11,710
That fart smell of steam.
The hamster-cage smell of wood chips.

545
00:37:13,490 --> 00:37:15,890
What have we here?

546
00:37:30,670 --> 00:37:32,770
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.

547
00:37:43,750 --> 00:37:46,810
Every time it rained, we had to kill the power.

548
00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:51,120
By the end of the first month,
I didn't miss TV.

549
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:55,500
I didn't even mind the warm, stale refrigerator.

550
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:09,970
Can I be next?

551
00:38:14,380 --> 00:38:16,440
All right, man.

552
00:38:16,550 --> 00:38:18,540
Lose the tie.

553
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:26,960
At night, Tyler and I were alone
for half a mile in every direction.

554
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:36,340
Rain trickled down through
the plaster and the light fixtures.

555
00:38:36,410 --> 00:38:39,240
Everything wooden swelled and shrank.

556
00:38:39,340 --> 00:38:42,540
Everywhere were rusted nails
to snag your elbow on.

557
00:38:42,610 --> 00:38:45,210
The previous occupant had been a shut-in.

558
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,380
Hey, man. What are you reading?

559
00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:51,820
Listen to this. It's an article written
by an organ in the first person.

560
00:38:51,890 --> 00:38:54,650
"I am Jack's medulla oblongata.
Without me,

561
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:58,220
Jack could not regulate
his heart rate or breathing."

562
00:38:58,300 --> 00:39:00,390
There's a whole series of these.

563
00:39:00,470 --> 00:39:02,560
"I Am Jill's Nipples."

564
00:39:04,570 --> 00:39:08,560
- "I Am Jack's Colon."
- "I Get Cancer. I Kill Jack."

565
00:39:11,810 --> 00:39:15,610
After fighting, everything else
in life got the volume turned down.

566
00:39:17,620 --> 00:39:19,310
What?

567
00:39:19,420 --> 00:39:22,980
- You could deal with anything.
- Have you finished those reports?

568
00:39:27,630 --> 00:39:30,220
If you could choose,
who would you fight?

569
00:39:30,300 --> 00:39:32,390
I'd fight my boss, probably.

570
00:39:32,470 --> 00:39:34,590
Really?

571
00:39:34,670 --> 00:39:38,040
- Yeah, why? Who would you fight?
- I'd fight my dad.

572
00:39:38,110 --> 00:39:40,200
I don't know my dad.

573
00:39:40,270 --> 00:39:42,210
I mean, I know him, but...

574
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,640
He left when I was like, six years old.

575
00:39:44,710 --> 00:39:47,700
Married this other woman
and had some other kids.

576
00:39:47,820 --> 00:39:49,870
He did this every six years.

577
00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:54,110
- He changes city and starts a new family.
- Fucker's setting up franchises!

578
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:57,050
My dad never went to college.

579
00:39:57,120 --> 00:40:01,060
- So it was real important that I go.
- That sounds familiar.

580
00:40:01,130 --> 00:40:05,570
So I graduate. Call him up long-distance
and say, "Dad, now what?"

581
00:40:05,670 --> 00:40:07,660
- He says, "Get ajob."
- Same here.

582
00:40:07,740 --> 00:40:10,430
Now I'm 25. Make my yearly call again.

583
00:40:10,510 --> 00:40:12,500
"Dad, now what?"

584
00:40:12,570 --> 00:40:14,700
He says, "I dunno. Get married."

585
00:40:14,780 --> 00:40:18,270
You can't get married.

586
00:40:19,050 --> 00:40:21,110
I'm a 30-year-old boy.

587
00:40:21,180 --> 00:40:23,670
We're a generation of men raised by women.

588
00:40:23,750 --> 00:40:28,050
I'm wondering if another woman
is really the answer we need.

589
00:40:34,060 --> 00:40:37,260
Most of the week, we were Ozzie and Harriet.

590
00:40:38,140 --> 00:40:41,570
But every Saturday night,
we were finding something out.

591
00:40:42,770 --> 00:40:46,260
We were finding out more and more
that we were not alone.

592
00:40:50,180 --> 00:40:54,810
It used to be that when I came home angry
or depressed, I'd just clean my condo.

593
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:56,980
Polish my Scandinavian furniture.

594
00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:02,150
I should have been looking for a new condo
or haggling with my insurance company.

595
00:41:02,230 --> 00:41:05,990
I should have been upset
about my nice flaming little shit.

596
00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:08,000
But I wasn't.

597
00:41:08,130 --> 00:41:11,760
The premise of cybernetting an office
is make things more efficient.

598
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:14,700
Monday mornings,
I just thought about next week.

599
00:41:14,770 --> 00:41:17,800
Can I get the icon in cornflower blue?

600
00:41:17,910 --> 00:41:19,000
Absolutely.

601
00:41:19,140 --> 00:41:22,380
Efficiency is priority No.1, people.

602
00:41:22,510 --> 00:41:25,310
Because waste is a thief.

603
00:41:25,380 --> 00:41:28,510
I showed this to my man here.
You liked it, didn't you?

604
00:41:32,190 --> 00:41:36,130
You can swallow a pint of blood
before you get sick.

605
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:39,390
It was right in everyone's face.

606
00:41:39,460 --> 00:41:41,630
Tyler and I just made it visible.

607
00:41:41,730 --> 00:41:44,170
It was on the tip of everyone's tongue.

608
00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:46,330
Tyler and I just gave it a name.

609
00:41:57,550 --> 00:41:59,610
Come on, you've gotta go home!

610
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:24,170
Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back.

611
00:42:45,070 --> 00:42:48,800
Every week,
Tyler gave the rules that he and I decided.

612
00:42:48,870 --> 00:42:50,930
Gentlemen!

613
00:42:51,710 --> 00:42:53,800
Welcome to Fight Club.

614
00:42:55,910 --> 00:42:58,070
The first rule of Fight Club is

615
00:42:58,210 --> 00:43:00,550
you do not talk about Fight Club.

616
00:43:00,650 --> 00:43:03,250
The second rule of Fight Club is

617
00:43:03,650 --> 00:43:07,090
you do not talk about Fight Club!

618
00:43:07,220 --> 00:43:09,490
Third rule of Fight Club.

619
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:12,360
Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out,

620
00:43:12,460 --> 00:43:15,230
the fight is over. Fourth rule.

621
00:43:15,300 --> 00:43:17,630
Only two guys to a fight.

622
00:43:17,700 --> 00:43:19,570
Fifth rule.

623
00:43:19,670 --> 00:43:22,330
One fight at a time, fellas.

624
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,910
Sixth rule. No shirts. No shoes.

625
00:43:24,980 --> 00:43:28,910
Seventh rule.
Fights will go on as long as they have to.

626
00:43:30,750 --> 00:43:33,340
And the eighth and final rule.

627
00:43:34,490 --> 00:43:37,680
If this is your first night at Fight Club

628
00:43:37,750 --> 00:43:39,850
you have to fight.

629
00:43:43,900 --> 00:43:45,960
This kid from work, Ricky,

630
00:43:46,070 --> 00:43:50,560
couldn't remember whether
you ordered pens with blue ink or black.

631
00:43:50,670 --> 00:43:53,070
But Ricky was a god for ten minutes

632
00:43:53,140 --> 00:43:56,510
when he trounced
the maitre d' of a local food court.

633
00:43:58,380 --> 00:44:03,710
Sometimes, all you could hear were the flat,
hard, packing sounds over the yelling.

634
00:44:07,490 --> 00:44:10,510
Or the wet choke
when someone gasped and sprayed...

635
00:44:10,590 --> 00:44:12,610
Stop!

636
00:44:12,730 --> 00:44:15,590
You weren't alive anywhere
like you were there.

637
00:44:15,700 --> 00:44:20,500
But Fight Club only exists in the hours
between when Fight Club starts and ends.

638
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:24,030
Even if I could tell someone
they had a good fight,

639
00:44:24,140 --> 00:44:26,440
I wouldn't be talking to the same man.

640
00:44:26,540 --> 00:44:29,840
Who you were in Fight Club
is not who you were outside of it.

641
00:44:29,940 --> 00:44:34,970
A guy came to Fight Club for the first time.
His ass was a wad of cookie dough.

642
00:44:35,050 --> 00:44:37,920
After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.

643
00:44:38,750 --> 00:44:41,950
If you could fight any celebrity,
who would you fight?

644
00:44:42,020 --> 00:44:45,150
- Alive or dead?
- Doesn't matter. Who'd be tough?

645
00:44:46,060 --> 00:44:49,190
Hemingway. You?

646
00:44:49,830 --> 00:44:52,990
Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner.

647
00:44:54,030 --> 00:44:57,270
We all started seeing things differently.

648
00:44:58,540 --> 00:45:01,870
Everywhere we went,
we were sizing things up.

649
00:45:05,210 --> 00:45:08,380
I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms,

650
00:45:08,450 --> 00:45:12,550
trying to look like how Calvin Klein
or Tommy Hilfiger said they should.

651
00:45:12,620 --> 00:45:14,750
Is that what a man looks like?

652
00:45:15,660 --> 00:45:18,490
Oh, self-improvement is masturbation.

653
00:45:18,590 --> 00:45:20,650
Now, self-destruction...

654
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:22,750
Excuse me.

655
00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:00,600
Fight Club wasn't about winning or losing.

656
00:46:00,670 --> 00:46:02,730
It wasn't about words.

657
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:08,130
The hysterical shouting was in tongues

658
00:46:08,250 --> 00:46:10,210
like at a Pentecostal Church.

659
00:46:14,750 --> 00:46:16,850
- Is that it?
- Stop!

660
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:19,820
When the fight was over, nothing was solved.

661
00:46:19,890 --> 00:46:21,830
But nothing mattered.

662
00:46:21,890 --> 00:46:24,690
Cool.

663
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:27,560
Afterwards, we all felt saved.

664
00:46:28,500 --> 00:46:30,770
Hey, man. How about next week?

665
00:46:30,870 --> 00:46:32,930
How about next month?!

666
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,100
Irvine, you're in the middle.

667
00:46:35,170 --> 00:46:37,230
New guy, you too.

668
00:46:38,980 --> 00:46:41,140
Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me.

669
00:46:41,250 --> 00:46:43,340
He fell down some stairs.

670
00:46:43,980 --> 00:46:46,080
I fell down some stairs.

671
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:52,590
Fight Club became the reason to cut
your hair short or trim your fingernails.

672
00:46:52,690 --> 00:46:55,160
OK. Any historical figure.

673
00:46:55,260 --> 00:46:57,130
I'd fight Gandhi.

674
00:46:57,760 --> 00:46:59,600
Good answer.

675
00:46:59,700 --> 00:47:01,930
- How about you?
- Lincoln.

676
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,600
Lincoln?

677
00:47:04,700 --> 00:47:08,300
Big guy, big reach.
Skinny guys fight till they're burger.

678
00:47:09,180 --> 00:47:11,270
Fuck!

679
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:15,140
Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.

680
00:47:24,230 --> 00:47:25,620
Hello?

681
00:47:25,730 --> 00:47:28,130
Where have you been the last eight weeks?

682
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:29,530
Marla?

683
00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:35,630
- How did you find me?
- You left a forwarding number.

684
00:47:35,740 --> 00:47:38,730
I haven't seen you at any support groups.

685
00:47:38,810 --> 00:47:42,000
We split 'em up.
That was the idea. Remember?

686
00:47:42,110 --> 00:47:44,940
Yeah, but you haven't been going to yours.

687
00:47:45,010 --> 00:47:48,540
- How do you know?
- I cheated.

688
00:47:48,620 --> 00:47:50,450
I found a new one.

689
00:47:50,990 --> 00:47:53,250
- Really?
- It's for men only.

690
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:54,950
Like the testicle thing?

691
00:47:58,730 --> 00:48:00,750
Look, this is a bad time.

692
00:48:00,830 --> 00:48:03,260
I've been going to Debtors Anonymous.

693
00:48:03,370 --> 00:48:06,930
- They're really fucked-up people...
- I'm on my way out.

694
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,370
Me too. I've got a stomach full of Xanax.

695
00:48:09,470 --> 00:48:11,770
I took what was left of a bottle.

696
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:13,930
It might have been too much.

697
00:48:14,010 --> 00:48:17,640
Picture Marla Singer throw herself
around her crummy apartment.

698
00:48:17,780 --> 00:48:22,240
This isn't a for-real suicide thing.
This is probably a cry-for-help thing.

699
00:48:22,350 --> 00:48:25,250
So you're staying in tonight, then?

700
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:28,190
Do you wanna wait
and hear me describe death?

701
00:48:28,260 --> 00:48:32,790
Do you wanna listen
and see if my spirit can use a phone?

702
00:48:35,030 --> 00:48:37,690
Have you ever heard a death rattle before?

703
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:08,830
Tyler's door was closed. I'd been here for
two months and his door was never closed.

704
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:16,900
You won't believe this dream
I had last night.

705
00:49:17,010 --> 00:49:20,270
I can hardly believe anything about last night.

706
00:49:30,090 --> 00:49:32,060
What are you doing here?

707
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:36,850
What?

708
00:49:36,930 --> 00:49:39,360
This is my house.
What are you doing here?

709
00:49:41,770 --> 00:49:43,760
Fuck you!

710
00:49:58,390 --> 00:50:01,750
Oh, you've got some fucked-up friends!

711
00:50:01,860 --> 00:50:03,850
Limber, though.

712
00:50:03,930 --> 00:50:05,920
Silly cooze.

713
00:50:06,990 --> 00:50:09,730
I come in last night. Phone's off the hook.

714
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:11,890
Guess who's on the other end?

715
00:50:11,970 --> 00:50:14,160
I knew the story before he told me.

716
00:50:16,470 --> 00:50:20,070
Have you ever heard a death rattle before?

717
00:50:20,140 --> 00:50:22,980
Do you think it'll live up to its name?

718
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:26,670
Or will it just be a death hairball?

719
00:50:30,090 --> 00:50:34,080
Prepare to evacuate soul.

720
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:35,780
Ten,

721
00:50:35,890 --> 00:50:38,690
nine,... eight...

722
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:40,990
How could Tyler, of all people,

723
00:50:41,100 --> 00:50:44,970
think it was a bad thing
that Marla Singer was about to die?

724
00:50:45,030 --> 00:50:46,700
Five,

725
00:50:46,770 --> 00:50:48,360
four...

726
00:50:49,140 --> 00:50:51,200
Hang on.

727
00:50:56,650 --> 00:50:58,980
You got here fast.

728
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:02,610
Did I call you?

729
00:51:13,330 --> 00:51:16,430
The mattress is all sealed in slippery plastic.

730
00:51:19,670 --> 00:51:22,070
Oh, don't worry. It's not a threat to you.

731
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:26,780
Oh, fuck!

732
00:51:26,850 --> 00:51:28,940
Somebody called the cops.

733
00:51:40,860 --> 00:51:44,350
- Hey, where's 513?
- End of the hall.

734
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:49,030
The girl who lives there
used to be a charming, lovely girl.

735
00:51:49,100 --> 00:51:51,260
She has lost faith in herself.

736
00:51:51,370 --> 00:51:54,200
- Miss Singer, let us help you!
- She's a monster!

737
00:51:54,270 --> 00:51:58,400
- You have every reason to live.
- She's infectious human waste!

738
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:02,280
- Miss Singer!
- Good luck trying to save her!

739
00:52:07,090 --> 00:52:09,280
If I fall asleep,

740
00:52:09,390 --> 00:52:11,650
I'm done for.

741
00:52:13,630 --> 00:52:15,820
You're gonna have to keep me up

742
00:52:15,900 --> 00:52:17,990
all night.

743
00:52:18,070 --> 00:52:20,400
Un-fucking-believable.

744
00:52:20,470 --> 00:52:22,660
He was obviously able to handle it.

745
00:52:22,740 --> 00:52:26,430
- You know what I mean, you fucked her.
- No, I didn't.

746
00:52:26,510 --> 00:52:28,630
- Never?
- No.

747
00:52:29,540 --> 00:52:31,670
You're not into her, are you?

748
00:52:31,750 --> 00:52:33,840
No! God, not at all.

749
00:52:33,910 --> 00:52:36,510
I am Jack's raging bile duct.

750
00:52:36,650 --> 00:52:38,550
Are you sure? You can tell me.

751
00:52:38,690 --> 00:52:40,520
Believe me, I'm sure.

752
00:52:40,660 --> 00:52:43,920
- Put a gun to my head and spray my brains.
- That's good.

753
00:52:44,030 --> 00:52:46,760
She's a predator posing as a house pet.
Stay away.

754
00:52:48,730 --> 00:52:52,360
The shit that came out of
this woman's mouth, I had never heard!

755
00:52:52,470 --> 00:52:54,130
My God.

756
00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:57,570
I haven't been fucked like that
since grade school.

757
00:52:57,710 --> 00:53:00,140
How could Tyler not go for that?

758
00:53:00,240 --> 00:53:03,770
The other night,
he was splicing sex organs into Cinderella.

759
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:06,680
Marla doesn't need a lover,
just a caseworker.

760
00:53:06,750 --> 00:53:09,340
Or a wash.
This isn't love, it's sport fucking.

761
00:53:09,450 --> 00:53:12,320
She invaded my support groups
and now my home.

762
00:53:12,390 --> 00:53:14,480
Hey, hey. Sit down.

763
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:22,000
Now, listen.
I can't have you talking to her about me.

764
00:53:22,100 --> 00:53:23,930
Why would I...

765
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:29,370
Say anything about me or what goes on
in this house to her or anybody,... we're done.

766
00:53:29,470 --> 00:53:32,130
- Now promise me. You promise?
- OK.

767
00:53:32,210 --> 00:53:34,340
- Yeah, I promise.
- Promise?

768
00:53:34,410 --> 00:53:37,810
- I just said, I promise! What...
- That's three times you promised.

769
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:43,310
If only I had wasted a few minutes
and gone to watch Marla Singer die,

770
00:53:43,390 --> 00:53:45,480
none of this would have happened.

771
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:53,330
Harder, yes! Oh, harder, harder!

772
00:53:59,940 --> 00:54:02,410
I could have moved to another room.

773
00:54:03,540 --> 00:54:07,380
On the third floor
where I might not have heard them.

774
00:54:07,450 --> 00:54:09,540
But I didn't.

775
00:54:33,770 --> 00:54:37,870
- What are you doing?
- Just going to bed.

776
00:54:37,980 --> 00:54:40,040
Wanna finish her off?

777
00:54:42,950 --> 00:54:46,480
- No. No, thank you.
- I've found a cigarette.

778
00:54:46,590 --> 00:54:49,950
- Who were you talking to?
- Shut up.

779
00:54:50,020 --> 00:54:53,290
I became the calm little center of the world.

780
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:56,020
I was the Zen master.

781
00:55:01,170 --> 00:55:03,160
I wrote little haiku poems.

782
00:55:03,810 --> 00:55:06,100
I e-mailed them to everyone.

783
00:55:06,210 --> 00:55:08,300
Is that your blood?

784
00:55:10,010 --> 00:55:12,070
Some of it, yeah.

785
00:55:12,180 --> 00:55:14,840
You can't smoke in here.

786
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:17,010
Take the rest of the day off.

787
00:55:17,090 --> 00:55:19,610
Come back Monday with some clean clothes.

788
00:55:19,690 --> 00:55:21,810
Get yourself together.

789
00:55:22,190 --> 00:55:24,520
I got right in everyone's hostile face.

790
00:55:24,630 --> 00:55:27,120
"Yes, these are bruises from fighting."

791
00:55:27,230 --> 00:55:29,290
"Yes, I'm comfortable with that."

792
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:31,260
"I am enlightened."

793
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:38,330
You give up the condo life, give up
all your flaming worldly possessions,

794
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:41,500
move to a dilapidated house
in a toxic waste area,

795
00:55:41,610 --> 00:55:45,480
and you have to come home to this.

796
00:55:56,130 --> 00:55:59,530
- Hello.
- This is Detective Stern with the Arson Unit.

797
00:55:59,630 --> 00:56:03,860
We have some new information about
the incident at your former condo.

798
00:56:03,930 --> 00:56:05,230
Yes.

799
00:56:05,300 --> 00:56:10,240
I don't know if you're aware, but someone
sprayed Freon into your front-door lock.

800
00:56:10,310 --> 00:56:12,970
They used a chisel to shatter the cylinder.

801
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:15,070
No, I wasn't aware of that.

802
00:56:15,150 --> 00:56:17,140
I am Jack's cold sweat.

803
00:56:17,250 --> 00:56:19,510
Does this sound strange to you?

804
00:56:19,580 --> 00:56:22,450
Yes, sir, strange. Very strange.

805
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:24,550
- The dynamite
- Dynamite?

806
00:56:24,660 --> 00:56:27,750
left a residue
of ammonium oxalate potassium perchloride.

807
00:56:27,890 --> 00:56:31,330
- Do you know what this means?
- No, what does it mean?

808
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:33,330
It means it was home-made.

809
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:37,660
I'm sorry. This is just coming
as quite a shock to me, sir.

810
00:56:37,740 --> 00:56:43,300
Whoever set this dynamite could have blown
out your pilot light days before the explosion.

811
00:56:43,380 --> 00:56:46,470
- The gas was just a detonator.
- Who would go and do that?

812
00:56:46,550 --> 00:56:48,600
- I'll ask the questions.
- Tell him.

813
00:56:48,750 --> 00:56:53,150
Tell him the liberator who destroyed
my property realigned my perceptions.

814
00:56:53,220 --> 00:56:55,310
Excuse me. Are you there?

815
00:56:55,390 --> 00:56:58,320
I am listening.
It's hard to know what to make of this.

816
00:56:58,390 --> 00:57:02,890
Have you recently made enemies who might
have access to home-made dynamite?

817
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:05,230
- Enemies?
- Reject civilization,

818
00:57:05,330 --> 00:57:07,390
especially material possessions.

819
00:57:07,500 --> 00:57:10,370
- Son, this is serious.
- Yes, I know it's serious.

820
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:13,030
- I mean that.
- Yes, it's very serious.

821
00:57:13,140 --> 00:57:15,970
Look, nobody takes this
more seriously than me.

822
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:18,770
That condo was my life. OK?

823
00:57:18,910 --> 00:57:22,410
I loved every stick of furniture in that place.

824
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:25,540
That was not just a bunch of stuff
that got destroyed.

825
00:57:25,620 --> 00:57:28,520
- It was me!
- I'd like to thank the Academy.

826
00:57:28,590 --> 00:57:32,620
- Is this not a good time for you?
- Just tell him you fucking did it!

827
00:57:32,730 --> 00:57:36,600
Tell him you blew it all up!
That's what he wants to hear.

828
00:57:36,670 --> 00:57:41,570
- Are you still there?
- Wait. Are you saying that I'm a suspect?

829
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:45,630
No. I may need to talk to you, so you
let me know if you're gonna leave town.

830
00:57:45,740 --> 00:57:48,140
- OK?
- OK.

831
00:57:50,810 --> 00:57:55,440
Except for their humping,
Tyler and Marla were never in the same room.

832
00:57:55,550 --> 00:57:58,610
My parents pulled this exact same act
for years.

833
00:57:58,690 --> 00:58:02,450
The condom is the glass slipper
of our generation.

834
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:05,460
You slip one on when you meet a stranger.

835
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:07,620
You... dance all night.

836
00:58:07,700 --> 00:58:09,790
Then you throw it away.

837
00:58:10,030 --> 00:58:12,660
The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.

838
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:15,670
What?

839
00:58:20,510 --> 00:58:23,310
I got this dress at a thrift store for $1.

840
00:58:23,410 --> 00:58:25,280
It was worth every penny.

841
00:58:25,380 --> 00:58:27,440
It's a bridesmaid's dress.

842
00:58:28,420 --> 00:58:31,620
Someone loved it intensely

843
00:58:31,690 --> 00:58:33,710
for one day.

844
00:58:33,820 --> 00:58:35,920
Then tossed it.

845
00:58:37,790 --> 00:58:39,850
Like a Christmas tree.

846
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,090
So special.

847
00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:43,630
Then

848
00:58:43,700 --> 00:58:45,500
bam!

849
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:47,660
It's on the side of the road.

850
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:50,330
Tinsel still clinging to it.

851
00:58:52,410 --> 00:58:54,470
Like a sex crime victim.

852
00:58:54,550 --> 00:58:56,640
Underwear inside out.

853
00:58:57,320 --> 00:59:01,150
- Bound with electrical tape.
- Well then, it suits you.

854
00:59:01,250 --> 00:59:03,950
You can borrow it sometime.

855
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:13,060
Get rid of her.

856
00:59:13,830 --> 00:59:16,730
- What? You get rid of her!
- Don't mention me.

857
00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:21,030
I am six years old again,
passing messages between parents.

858
00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:26,640
- I really think it's time you left.
- Don't worry, I'm leaving.

859
00:59:26,710 --> 00:59:31,340
- Not that we don't love your visits.
- You are such a nutcase. I can't keep up.

860
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:36,390
Gotta get off

861
00:59:36,490 --> 00:59:37,750
Thanks. Bye.

862
00:59:37,860 --> 00:59:43,800
Gotta get off of this merry-go-round

863
00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:48,400
Gonna get, need to get...

864
00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:50,530
Gotta get...

865
00:59:52,740 --> 00:59:54,170
You kids!

866
00:59:56,180 --> 00:59:58,670
Why do you still waste time with her?

867
00:59:58,750 --> 01:00:01,080
I'll say this about Marla.

868
01:00:01,150 --> 01:00:03,410
At least she's trying to hit bottom.

869
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:04,810
And I'm not?

870
01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:07,750
Feathers up your butt
do not make you a chicken.

871
01:00:07,820 --> 01:00:09,920
What are we doing tonight?

872
01:00:10,590 --> 01:00:12,820
Tonight... we make soap.

873
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:14,920
Really?

874
01:00:15,030 --> 01:00:17,860
To make soap, first we render fat.

875
01:00:36,750 --> 01:00:38,980
The salt balance has to be just right

876
01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:41,610
so the best fat for soap comes from humans.

877
01:00:42,430 --> 01:00:45,520
- Wait, what is this place?
- A liposuction clinic.

878
01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:55,630
Pay dirt!

879
01:00:55,740 --> 01:00:59,570
Richest, creamiest fat in the world.
Fat of the land!

880
01:01:05,180 --> 01:01:08,740
No! Don't pull it, don't pull it!

881
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:15,620
- Oh, God!
- Give me another one.

882
01:01:21,770 --> 01:01:25,220
As the fat renders,
the tallows float to the surface.

883
01:01:25,300 --> 01:01:27,400
Like in Boy Scouts.

884
01:01:27,470 --> 01:01:31,270
- It's hard to imagine you as a Boy Scout.
- Keep stirring.

885
01:01:33,610 --> 01:01:37,170
Once the tallow hardens,
you skim off a layer of glycerin.

886
01:01:37,250 --> 01:01:39,650
Add nitric acid, you've got nitroglycerin.

887
01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:43,590
Then add sodium nitrate and sawdust,
you've got dynamite.

888
01:01:43,660 --> 01:01:47,490
Yeah, with enough soap,
one could blow up just about anything.

889
01:01:47,590 --> 01:01:49,650
Tyler was full of useful information.

890
01:01:49,730 --> 01:01:53,690
People found clothes got cleaner
when washed at a certain point in the river.

891
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:55,820
- You know why?
- No.

892
01:01:58,670 --> 01:02:02,470
Human sacrifices were once made
on the hills above this river.

893
01:02:02,540 --> 01:02:05,740
Bodies burnt.
Water permeated the ashes to create lye.

894
01:02:05,850 --> 01:02:08,280
This is lye. The crucial ingredient.

895
01:02:08,350 --> 01:02:13,150
Once it mixed with the melted body fat,
a white soapy discharge crept into the river.

896
01:02:13,250 --> 01:02:15,310
May I see your hand, please?

897
01:02:20,690 --> 01:02:23,930
What is this?

898
01:02:24,030 --> 01:02:26,620
This is a chemical burn.

899
01:02:26,700 --> 01:02:30,230
It will hurt more than any burn
and it will leave a scar.

900
01:02:30,300 --> 01:02:32,930
Meditation worked for cancer,
it could work now.

901
01:02:33,740 --> 01:02:36,510
- Don't shut the pain out.
- Oh, God!

902
01:02:37,310 --> 01:02:41,750
The first soap was made from heroes' ashes,
like the first monkey shot into space.

903
01:02:41,850 --> 01:02:44,840
Without pain or sacrifice,
we would have nothing.

904
01:02:44,920 --> 01:02:47,860
I tried not to think
of the word searing of flesh.

905
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:51,090
Stop it!
This is your pain, this is your burning hand.

906
01:02:51,190 --> 01:02:53,860
I'm going to my cave
to find my power animal.

907
01:02:53,930 --> 01:02:57,960
No! Don't deal with this
the way those dead people do! Come on!

908
01:02:58,070 --> 01:03:02,060
- I get the point!
- No! You're feeling premature enlightenment.

909
01:03:04,870 --> 01:03:08,940
It's the greatest moment of your life,
and you're off somewhere else!

910
01:03:09,010 --> 01:03:10,540
I am not!

911
01:03:10,610 --> 01:03:13,600
Shut up!
Our fathers were our models for God.

912
01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:16,880
If our fathers bailed,
what does that tell you about God?

913
01:03:17,890 --> 01:03:23,120
Listen to me. You have to consider
the possibility that God does not like you.

914
01:03:23,230 --> 01:03:27,320
He never wanted you.
In all probability, He hates you.

915
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:30,960
This is not the worst thing that can happen.
We don't need Him!

916
01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:34,000
- I agree!
- Fuck damnation, fuck redemption.

917
01:03:34,100 --> 01:03:36,600
We are God's unwanted children? So be it!

918
01:03:36,710 --> 01:03:41,200
- I'm getting water!
- You can use water and make it worse or...

919
01:03:42,350 --> 01:03:45,840
- Or use vinegar to neutralize the burn.
- Please let me up!

920
01:03:45,950 --> 01:03:48,010
First, you have to give up.

921
01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:50,820
First, you have to know, not fear,

922
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:53,910
know that some day, you're gonna die.

923
01:03:53,990 --> 01:03:56,220
You don't know how this feels!

924
01:04:00,170 --> 01:04:04,470
It's only after we've lost everything
that we're free to do anything.

925
01:04:06,470 --> 01:04:08,560
OK.

926
01:04:21,820 --> 01:04:23,850
Congratulations.

927
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:26,860
You're one step closer to hitting the bottom.

928
01:04:29,900 --> 01:04:32,960
Tyler sold his soap
to department stores at $20 a bar.

929
01:04:33,030 --> 01:04:35,020
God knows what they charged.

930
01:04:35,100 --> 01:04:38,370
- This is the best soap.
- Why, thank you, Susan.

931
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:40,500
It was beautiful.

932
01:04:40,610 --> 01:04:44,480
We were selling rich women
their own fat asses back to them.

933
01:04:45,480 --> 01:04:47,570
He was wearing his yellow tie.

934
01:04:47,650 --> 01:04:49,910
I didn't wear a tie to work any more.

935
01:04:50,020 --> 01:04:53,650
"The first rule of Fight Club
is don't talk about Fight Club."

936
01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:57,280
I'm half-asleep again.
I must have left it in the copy machine.

937
01:04:57,390 --> 01:04:59,860
"The second rule..." Is this yours?

938
01:05:01,730 --> 01:05:05,290
Pretend you're me.
Make a managerial decision.

939
01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:07,830
You find this. What would you do?

940
01:05:12,470 --> 01:05:14,460
Well, I gotta tell you,

941
01:05:14,540 --> 01:05:18,210
I'd be very, very careful
who you talk to about that.

942
01:05:18,310 --> 01:05:21,610
Because the person who wrote that
is dangerous.

943
01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:26,140
And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho
might just snap

944
01:05:26,290 --> 01:05:29,120
and then stalk from office to office

945
01:05:29,220 --> 01:05:34,290
with an Armalite AR10 carbine gas-powered
semiautomatic weapon,

946
01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:38,820
pumping round after round
into colleagues and co-workers.

947
01:05:39,500 --> 01:05:42,870
This might be someone
you've known for years.

948
01:05:42,940 --> 01:05:46,070
Someone very, very close to you.

949
01:05:46,140 --> 01:05:49,540
Tyler's words coming out of my mouth.

950
01:05:50,550 --> 01:05:52,640
And I used to be such a nice guy.

951
01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:56,050
Or maybe you shouldn't bring me
every piece of trash you pick up.

952
01:05:59,890 --> 01:06:03,550
- Compliance and Liability.
- My tit's gonna rot off.

953
01:06:04,500 --> 01:06:07,050
Will you excuse me? I need to take this.

954
01:06:13,340 --> 01:06:16,970
- What do you mean?
- I need you to check for a lump in my breast.

955
01:06:17,070 --> 01:06:21,010
- Go to a hospital.
- I can't afford to waste money on a doctor.

956
01:06:21,980 --> 01:06:24,170
I don't know about this, Marla.

957
01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:25,980
Please.

958
01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:30,080
She didn't call Tyler. I'm neutral in her book.

959
01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:36,150
That's nice.
Taking food to Mrs Haniver and Mrs Raines.

960
01:06:36,230 --> 01:06:38,360
Where are they, exactly?

961
01:06:38,430 --> 01:06:42,560
Tragically, they're dead.
I'm alive and I'm in poverty. Want any?

962
01:06:42,630 --> 01:06:44,730
- No, no.
- I got one for you.

963
01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:46,900
Thanks for the thought.

964
01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:50,570
What happened to your hand?

965
01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:52,800
Oh, nothing.

966
01:06:52,910 --> 01:06:54,970
Right there?

967
01:06:56,020 --> 01:06:58,710
- Feel anything?
- No.

968
01:06:58,820 --> 01:07:00,810
Well, make sure.

969
01:07:00,920 --> 01:07:02,950
OK, I'm pretty sure.

970
01:07:03,020 --> 01:07:05,010
You feel nothing?

971
01:07:05,120 --> 01:07:07,420
No, nothing.

972
01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:11,790
Well, that's a relief. Thank you.

973
01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:16,600
- No problem.
- I wish I could return the favor.

974
01:07:16,670 --> 01:07:18,760
Breast cancer doesn't run in my family.

975
01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:22,330
- I could check your prostate.
- I think I'm OK.

976
01:07:22,440 --> 01:07:24,540
Well, thanks, anyway.

977
01:07:29,550 --> 01:07:31,850
- Are we done?
- Yeah, we're done.

978
01:07:31,950 --> 01:07:34,150
See you... around.

979
01:07:51,360 --> 01:07:53,490
Cornelius?

980
01:07:53,570 --> 01:07:55,930
Cornelius!

981
01:07:56,040 --> 01:07:58,730
It's me! Bob!

982
01:07:58,840 --> 01:08:00,270
Hey, Bob.

983
01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:06,840
- We all thought you were dead.
- No, no. Still here.

984
01:08:06,910 --> 01:08:10,940
- How are you, Bob?
- Better than I've ever been in my whole life.

985
01:08:11,050 --> 01:08:14,540
- Really? Still remaining men together?
- No, no.

986
01:08:14,660 --> 01:08:18,390
- I got something so much better now.
- Really, what is it?

987
01:08:19,060 --> 01:08:20,920
Well...

988
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:25,260
The first rule is,
I'm not supposed to talk about it.

989
01:08:25,370 --> 01:08:27,490
And the second rule is

990
01:08:27,570 --> 01:08:29,870
I'm not supposed to talk about it.

991
01:08:29,940 --> 01:08:33,370
- And the third rule is...
- Bob, Bob. I'm a member.

992
01:08:33,510 --> 01:08:35,570
Look at my face, Bob.

993
01:08:37,980 --> 01:08:40,310
That's fucking... fucking great.

994
01:08:40,380 --> 01:08:44,110
- I've never seen you there.
- I go Tuesdays and Thursdays.

995
01:08:44,190 --> 01:08:47,920
- I go Saturday.
- Congratulations.

996
01:08:48,320 --> 01:08:50,690
Yeah, hey, to both of us, right?

997
01:08:50,760 --> 01:08:53,390
Have you heard about the guy
that invented it?

998
01:08:53,530 --> 01:08:56,400
- Yeah, actually...
- I hear all kinds of things.

999
01:08:56,530 --> 01:09:00,130
Supposedly,
he was born in a mental institution

1000
01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:03,600
and he sleeps only one hour a night.

1001
01:09:03,710 --> 01:09:05,900
He's a great man.

1002
01:09:07,380 --> 01:09:09,710
Do you know about Tyler Durden?

1003
01:09:34,670 --> 01:09:36,770
I didn't hurt you, did I?

1004
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:38,930
Actually, you did.

1005
01:09:39,010 --> 01:09:41,070
Thank you for this.

1006
01:09:41,350 --> 01:09:43,750
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

1007
01:09:43,820 --> 01:09:45,870
Fight Club.

1008
01:09:45,980 --> 01:09:48,080
This was mine and Tyler's gift.

1009
01:09:48,290 --> 01:09:50,250
Our gift to the world.

1010
01:09:50,360 --> 01:09:53,690
I look around, I look around,
I see a lot of new faces.

1011
01:09:55,290 --> 01:09:57,490
Shut up!

1012
01:09:57,630 --> 01:10:02,470
Which means a lot of people have been
breaking the first two rules of Fight Club.

1013
01:10:10,810 --> 01:10:14,870
I see in Fight Club the strongest
and smartest men who've ever lived.

1014
01:10:14,980 --> 01:10:17,040
I see all this potential.

1015
01:10:17,120 --> 01:10:19,210
And I see it squandered.

1016
01:10:20,220 --> 01:10:23,310
Goddamn it,
an entire generation pumping gas.

1017
01:10:23,890 --> 01:10:25,980
Waiting tables.

1018
01:10:26,060 --> 01:10:28,120
Slaves with white collars.

1019
01:10:30,630 --> 01:10:33,690
Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes.

1020
01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:37,070
Working jobs we hate
so we can buy shit we don't need.

1021
01:10:40,940 --> 01:10:43,410
We're the middle children of history.

1022
01:10:43,480 --> 01:10:45,540
No purpose or place.

1023
01:10:45,750 --> 01:10:47,840
We have no Great War.

1024
01:10:48,150 --> 01:10:50,240
No Great Depression.

1025
01:10:52,020 --> 01:10:54,350
Our great war is a spiritual war.

1026
01:10:54,820 --> 01:10:58,160
Our great depression is our lives.

1027
01:11:01,030 --> 01:11:04,090
We've all been raised
on television to believe

1028
01:11:04,170 --> 01:11:07,860
that one day we'd be millionaires
and movie gods and rock stars.

1029
01:11:07,940 --> 01:11:10,030
But we won't.

1030
01:11:10,110 --> 01:11:12,540
We're slowly learning that fact.

1031
01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:15,110
And we're very, very pissed off.

1032
01:11:15,180 --> 01:11:16,840
Yeah!

1033
01:11:19,750 --> 01:11:24,190
- First rule of Fight Club is, do not talk...

1034
01:11:29,690 --> 01:11:30,950
Who are you?

1035
01:11:31,790 --> 01:11:34,390
- Who am I?
- Yeah.

1036
01:11:35,300 --> 01:11:38,130
There's a sign on the front
that says Lou's Tavern.

1037
01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:43,110
I'm fucking Lou. Who the fuck are you?

1038
01:11:43,170 --> 01:11:45,270
Tyler Durden.

1039
01:11:48,380 --> 01:11:51,870
Who told you motherfuckers
that you could use my place?

1040
01:11:51,950 --> 01:11:54,320
We have a deal worked out with Irvine.

1041
01:11:54,390 --> 01:11:56,980
Irvine's at home with a broken collarbone.

1042
01:11:57,090 --> 01:11:59,210
He don't own this place. I do.

1043
01:12:01,390 --> 01:12:04,890
- How much money's he getting for this?
- There is no money.

1044
01:12:04,960 --> 01:12:07,760
- Free to all.
- Ain't that something?

1045
01:12:07,830 --> 01:12:09,700
It is, actually.

1046
01:12:09,770 --> 01:12:12,200
Look, stupid fuck!

1047
01:12:12,300 --> 01:12:14,830
- I want everybody out of here right now.
- Hey!

1048
01:12:14,940 --> 01:12:17,170
You should join our club.

1049
01:12:17,540 --> 01:12:19,530
Did you hear what I just said?

1050
01:12:19,610 --> 01:12:21,740
You and your friend.

1051
01:12:23,620 --> 01:12:25,740
You hear me now?

1052
01:12:27,950 --> 01:12:30,010
No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou.

1053
01:12:36,160 --> 01:12:38,150
Still not getting it.

1054
01:12:39,200 --> 01:12:41,360
OK, OK, I got it.

1055
01:12:41,430 --> 01:12:43,930
I got it, I got it. Shit, I lost it.

1056
01:12:44,970 --> 01:12:46,840
Back! All of you!

1057
01:12:48,540 --> 01:12:50,600
Everybody back!

1058
01:12:58,080 --> 01:13:00,250
Ah, Lou!

1059
01:13:00,350 --> 01:13:04,020
Come on, man!
We really like this place.

1060
01:13:13,070 --> 01:13:16,000
- That's right, Lou. Get it out.
- Shut the fuck up.

1061
01:13:16,100 --> 01:13:17,900
Oh, yeah!

1062
01:13:22,880 --> 01:13:24,970
Is that fucking funny?

1063
01:13:34,520 --> 01:13:37,120
Fucking guy is a loony, I'm telling you.

1064
01:13:37,990 --> 01:13:39,650
Unbelievable.

1065
01:13:43,900 --> 01:13:46,870
- You don't know where I've been, Lou.
- Oh, my God!

1066
01:13:46,940 --> 01:13:49,840
You don't know where I've been!

1067
01:13:52,910 --> 01:13:56,000
Please let us keep it, Lou! Please, Lou!

1068
01:13:56,080 --> 01:13:58,510
Fucking use the basement! Christ!

1069
01:13:58,610 --> 01:14:01,480
I want your word, Lou! I want your word!

1070
01:14:01,550 --> 01:14:03,540
On my mother's eyes.

1071
01:14:12,700 --> 01:14:14,820
Thanks, Lou.

1072
01:14:16,130 --> 01:14:18,230
You too, big guy.

1073
01:14:22,170 --> 01:14:24,270
We'll see you next week.

1074
01:14:39,760 --> 01:14:43,350
This week, each one of you
has a homework assignment.

1075
01:14:43,460 --> 01:14:48,300
You're gonna go out. You're gonna
start a fight with a total stranger.

1076
01:14:51,540 --> 01:14:53,700
You're gonna start a fight

1077
01:14:53,810 --> 01:14:55,900
and you're gonna lose.

1078
01:14:57,880 --> 01:14:59,810
Excellent choice, sir.

1079
01:15:02,380 --> 01:15:05,680
Hey! Watch out, jackass! Come on!

1080
01:15:06,080 --> 01:15:08,710
Now, this is not as easy as it sounds.

1081
01:15:11,420 --> 01:15:13,390
Son of a bitch!

1082
01:15:13,490 --> 01:15:18,230
Most people, normal people,
do just about anything to avoid a fight.

1083
01:15:19,170 --> 01:15:21,230
Excuse me!

1084
01:15:21,340 --> 01:15:25,030
You sprayed me with your hose.
That's not necessary...

1085
01:15:25,140 --> 01:15:27,040
Jay! Go call 911!

1086
01:15:29,780 --> 01:15:31,840
Put the hose down.

1087
01:15:31,950 --> 01:15:34,000
Stop it! Stop it!

1088
01:15:35,650 --> 01:15:37,550
Sorry.

1089
01:15:53,070 --> 01:15:55,540
We need to talk.

1090
01:15:57,770 --> 01:15:59,870
OK.

1091
01:15:59,970 --> 01:16:02,030
Where to begin?

1092
01:16:02,140 --> 01:16:04,340
With your constant absenteeism?

1093
01:16:04,410 --> 01:16:06,970
With your unpresentable appearance?

1094
01:16:07,050 --> 01:16:09,070
You're up for review.

1095
01:16:09,180 --> 01:16:12,380
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

1096
01:16:12,450 --> 01:16:14,390
- What?
- Let's pretend.

1097
01:16:14,460 --> 01:16:17,360
You're the Department of Transportation,
OK?

1098
01:16:17,430 --> 01:16:21,090
Someone informs you that this company

1099
01:16:21,200 --> 01:16:25,260
installs front-seat mounting brackets
that failed collision tests,

1100
01:16:25,370 --> 01:16:28,770
brake linings that fail after 1,000 miles,

1101
01:16:28,840 --> 01:16:33,270
and fuel injectors
that explode and burn people alive.

1102
01:16:33,380 --> 01:16:35,240
What then?

1103
01:16:35,310 --> 01:16:37,610
Are you threatening me?

1104
01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:40,480
- No...
- Get the fuck out of here. You're fired!

1105
01:16:40,580 --> 01:16:45,020
I have a better solution. Keep me
on the payroll as an outside consultant.

1106
01:16:45,090 --> 01:16:47,180
In exchange for my salary,

1107
01:16:47,260 --> 01:16:51,090
my job will be never to tell people
these things that I know.

1108
01:16:51,200 --> 01:16:55,460
I don't even have to come into the office.
I can do this job from home.

1109
01:16:56,730 --> 01:17:00,860
Who... Who the fuck do you think you are,
you crazy little shit?

1110
01:17:06,140 --> 01:17:09,670
- Security!
- I am Jack's smirking revenge.

1111
01:17:18,660 --> 01:17:20,750
What the hell are you doing?

1112
01:17:29,970 --> 01:17:32,060
That hurt.

1113
01:17:33,510 --> 01:17:35,570
Why would you do that?

1114
01:17:36,240 --> 01:17:39,230
Oh, my God! No! Please stop!

1115
01:17:48,590 --> 01:17:50,680
What are you doing?

1116
01:17:51,760 --> 01:17:53,850
Oh, God, no! Please! No!

1117
01:17:53,930 --> 01:17:58,060
For some reason,
I thought of my first fight, with Tyler.

1118
01:17:58,130 --> 01:17:59,720
No!

1119
01:18:24,160 --> 01:18:28,620
Under and behind and inside
everything this man took for granted,

1120
01:18:28,730 --> 01:18:32,190
something horrible had been growing.

1121
01:18:32,300 --> 01:18:33,360
Look.

1122
01:18:33,430 --> 01:18:38,170
Give me the paychecks, like I asked,
and you won't ever see me again.

1123
01:18:38,240 --> 01:18:41,040
Then, at our most excellent
moment together...

1124
01:18:44,110 --> 01:18:46,840
Thank God!
Please don't hit me again.

1125
01:18:46,950 --> 01:18:49,040
Telephone, computer,

1126
01:18:49,150 --> 01:18:54,320
fax machine, 52 weekly paychecks
and 48 airline flight coupons.

1127
01:18:54,390 --> 01:18:56,790
We now had corporate sponsorship.

1128
01:18:56,860 --> 01:19:02,030
This is how Tyler and I were able to have
Fight Club every night of the week.

1129
01:19:04,670 --> 01:19:08,260
Now, the center of Fight Club
became the two men fighting.

1130
01:19:08,370 --> 01:19:11,830
The leader walked through the crowd,
out in the darkness.

1131
01:19:13,610 --> 01:19:18,140
Tyler was now involved in
a lawsuit with the Pressman Hotel

1132
01:19:18,220 --> 01:19:20,480
over the urine content of their soup.

1133
01:19:25,660 --> 01:19:28,650
I am Jack's wasted life.

1134
01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:38,460
Thank you, sir.

1135
01:19:39,970 --> 01:19:42,960
Tyler dreamed up
new homework assignments.

1136
01:19:43,070 --> 01:19:45,600
He handed them out in sealed envelopes.

1137
01:20:24,750 --> 01:20:28,450
- There's a Fight Club up in Delaware City.
- Yeah, I heard.

1138
01:20:30,260 --> 01:20:32,450
There's one in Penns Grove too.

1139
01:20:32,530 --> 01:20:34,760
Bob even found one up in New Castle.

1140
01:20:34,860 --> 01:20:37,920
- Did you start that one?
- No, I thought you did.

1141
01:20:38,030 --> 01:20:40,520
No.

1142
01:21:29,390 --> 01:21:31,580
- Stop for a second.
- Hey, what are we doing?

1143
01:21:31,690 --> 01:21:33,710
- Turn around.
- What are we doing?

1144
01:21:33,790 --> 01:21:36,220
- Homework assignment.
- What kind?

1145
01:21:36,330 --> 01:21:38,350
Human sacrifice.

1146
01:21:38,430 --> 01:21:41,760
- Is that a gun? Please tell me it's not.
- It's a gun.

1147
01:21:41,830 --> 01:21:44,200
- What are you doing?
- Meet me in the back.

1148
01:21:44,300 --> 01:21:46,630
- Don't fuck around!
- Meet me in the back.

1149
01:21:46,740 --> 01:21:48,530
On a long enough time line,

1150
01:21:48,610 --> 01:21:51,510
the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

1151
01:21:52,510 --> 01:21:54,570
What are you doing? Come on!

1152
01:21:54,640 --> 01:21:58,050
Hands behind your back.
Give me your wallet.

1153
01:21:59,820 --> 01:22:03,120
Raymond K Hessel.
1320 SE Banning, Apartment A.

1154
01:22:03,920 --> 01:22:07,120
- Small, cramped basement apartment?
- How did you know?

1155
01:22:07,230 --> 01:22:09,820
They give shitty apartments letters.

1156
01:22:09,930 --> 01:22:13,020
Raymond! You're going to die.

1157
01:22:13,130 --> 01:22:14,600
No!

1158
01:22:14,670 --> 01:22:18,830
Is that your mom and dad?
They're gonna have to call the kindly doctor.

1159
01:22:18,940 --> 01:22:21,200
Pick up your dental records. Know why?

1160
01:22:21,270 --> 01:22:24,830
- There'll be nothing left of your face.
- Oh, come on!

1161
01:22:24,940 --> 01:22:28,850
An expired community college student ID.
What did you study, Raymond?

1162
01:22:28,950 --> 01:22:31,970
- S... S... Stuff.
- Stuff?

1163
01:22:32,050 --> 01:22:34,140
Were the midterms hard?

1164
01:22:35,290 --> 01:22:37,850
- I asked you what you studied!
- Biology, mostly.

1165
01:22:37,960 --> 01:22:41,450
- Why?
- I don't know.

1166
01:22:41,560 --> 01:22:44,550
What did you wanna be, Raymond K Hessel?!

1167
01:22:45,960 --> 01:22:49,900
The question, Raymond,
was what did you want to be?

1168
01:22:51,600 --> 01:22:53,660
Answer him, Raymond, Jesus!

1169
01:22:53,770 --> 01:22:56,170
- Veterinarian. Veterinarian.
- Animals.

1170
01:22:56,280 --> 01:22:59,250
- Yeah. Animals and stuff.
- Stuff. Yeah, I got that.

1171
01:22:59,310 --> 01:23:01,870
- So you need more schooling.
- Too much school.

1172
01:23:01,980 --> 01:23:04,450
- Would you rather be dead?
- No, please...

1173
01:23:04,520 --> 01:23:08,980
You'd rather die here, on your knees,
in the back of a convenience store?

1174
01:23:09,060 --> 01:23:10,680
Please, no.

1175
01:23:14,800 --> 01:23:16,850
I'm keeping your license.

1176
01:23:18,100 --> 01:23:21,090
Gonna check in on you.
I know where you live.

1177
01:23:21,200 --> 01:23:24,190
If you're not working
to be a veterinarian in six weeks,

1178
01:23:24,310 --> 01:23:26,400
you will be dead.

1179
01:23:28,280 --> 01:23:30,330
Now run on home.

1180
01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:37,140
Run, Forrest, run!

1181
01:23:38,820 --> 01:23:40,880
I feel ill.

1182
01:23:41,690 --> 01:23:43,750
Imagine how he feels.

1183
01:23:43,860 --> 01:23:45,920
Come on, this isn't funny!

1184
01:23:46,030 --> 01:23:48,460
What the fuck was the point of that?!

1185
01:23:48,530 --> 01:23:52,660
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day
of Raymond K Hessel's life.

1186
01:23:52,730 --> 01:23:57,100
His breakfast will taste better
than any meal you and I have ever tasted.

1187
01:23:58,540 --> 01:24:00,630
You had to give it to him.

1188
01:24:00,710 --> 01:24:03,080
- Come on.
- He had a plan.

1189
01:24:03,150 --> 01:24:06,580
And it started to make sense
in a Tyler-sort of way.

1190
01:24:06,680 --> 01:24:08,580
No fear. No distractions.

1191
01:24:08,680 --> 01:24:11,980
The ability to let that which does not matter

1192
01:24:12,090 --> 01:24:14,080
truly slide.

1193
01:24:27,500 --> 01:24:29,600
You are not your job.

1194
01:24:31,540 --> 01:24:34,910
You're not how much money
you have in the bank.

1195
01:24:36,610 --> 01:24:38,710
You're not the car you drive.

1196
01:24:39,220 --> 01:24:42,080
You're not the contents of your wallet.

1197
01:24:42,150 --> 01:24:44,490
You're not your fucking khakis.

1198
01:24:47,330 --> 01:24:50,990
You are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

1199
01:24:59,840 --> 01:25:02,030
I'll be out of your way in a sec.

1200
01:25:02,840 --> 01:25:04,930
You don't have to go.

1201
01:25:06,450 --> 01:25:08,540
Whatever.

1202
01:25:09,650 --> 01:25:12,740
No, I mean... It's OK.

1203
01:25:22,260 --> 01:25:24,390
Are you still going to groups?

1204
01:25:25,070 --> 01:25:27,160
Yeah.

1205
01:25:28,630 --> 01:25:30,730
Chloe's dead.

1206
01:25:31,200 --> 01:25:33,200
Wow, Chloe.

1207
01:25:33,270 --> 01:25:35,210
When did that happen?

1208
01:25:35,780 --> 01:25:37,640
Do you care?

1209
01:25:37,740 --> 01:25:41,080
I dunno. I haven't thought about it in a while.

1210
01:25:41,380 --> 01:25:43,440
Yeah, well...

1211
01:25:43,550 --> 01:25:45,880
It was the smart move on her part.

1212
01:25:47,260 --> 01:25:49,280
Listen...

1213
01:25:50,590 --> 01:25:52,960
What are you getting out of all this?

1214
01:25:53,660 --> 01:25:55,750
What?

1215
01:25:55,860 --> 01:25:58,200
I mean, all this. Why do you keep...

1216
01:25:58,970 --> 01:26:01,030
Is this making you happy?

1217
01:26:02,640 --> 01:26:04,700
Yeah, well, sometimes.

1218
01:26:06,440 --> 01:26:08,570
I don't know. I don't understand.

1219
01:26:08,640 --> 01:26:12,210
Why does a weaker person
need to latch on to a strong person?

1220
01:26:12,280 --> 01:26:14,410
What is... What is that?

1221
01:26:14,480 --> 01:26:16,640
What do you get out of it?

1222
01:26:18,120 --> 01:26:20,210
No... That's not the same thing at all.

1223
01:26:20,290 --> 01:26:22,420
It's totally different with us.

1224
01:26:22,490 --> 01:26:24,580
Us?

1225
01:26:24,660 --> 01:26:26,590
What do you mean by us?

1226
01:26:26,660 --> 01:26:30,530
- I'm sorry. Do you hear this?
- Hear what?

1227
01:26:30,630 --> 01:26:32,660
- All that noise. Hold on.
- No, wait!

1228
01:26:32,740 --> 01:26:35,460
Don't change the subject!
I want to talk about this.

1229
01:26:35,540 --> 01:26:38,300
- You're not talking about me, are you?
- No.

1230
01:26:38,440 --> 01:26:41,880
- What?
- Playing doctor. What was going on there?

1231
01:26:41,940 --> 01:26:45,210
- What are you talking about?
- Nothing. Nothing.

1232
01:26:45,280 --> 01:26:47,340
- I don't think so.
- What do you want?

1233
01:26:47,480 --> 01:26:49,880
- Look at me.
- No. What?

1234
01:26:50,650 --> 01:26:53,490
- What is that?!
- It's nothing. Don't worry.

1235
01:26:53,560 --> 01:26:55,960
My God. Who did this?

1236
01:26:56,060 --> 01:26:58,120
- A person.
- Guy or girl?

1237
01:26:58,230 --> 01:27:01,030
- What do you care?
- What do you care if I ask?

1238
01:27:01,100 --> 01:27:03,690
- Leave me alone.
- You're afraid to say.

1239
01:27:03,770 --> 01:27:05,760
- I am not. Let me go.
- No! Talk to me.

1240
01:27:05,870 --> 01:27:07,030
Let go of me!

1241
01:27:07,110 --> 01:27:09,830
- This conversation
- This conversation

1242
01:27:09,910 --> 01:27:12,380
- is over.
- is over.

1243
01:27:13,240 --> 01:27:16,340
I just can't win with you, can I?

1244
01:27:25,690 --> 01:27:28,160
Hey, this is getting a little old!

1245
01:27:28,760 --> 01:27:31,090
What is... What is all this?

1246
01:27:31,160 --> 01:27:33,260
What do you think?

1247
01:27:34,200 --> 01:27:36,330
Hey, why do we need bunk beds?

1248
01:27:36,400 --> 01:27:38,270
Hey!

1249
01:27:45,110 --> 01:27:46,940
Too young.

1250
01:27:47,010 --> 01:27:48,670
Sorry.

1251
01:27:48,750 --> 01:27:50,810
What's all that?

1252
01:27:50,920 --> 01:27:53,890
If the applicant is young,
tell him he's too young.

1253
01:27:53,950 --> 01:27:56,580
- Old, too old. Fat, too fat.
- Applicant?

1254
01:27:56,690 --> 01:28:00,020
If the applicant waits three days
without food or shelter,

1255
01:28:00,130 --> 01:28:02,190
he may enter and begin training.

1256
01:28:02,290 --> 01:28:04,130
Training for what?

1257
01:28:09,740 --> 01:28:11,800
You think this is a game?

1258
01:28:11,910 --> 01:28:14,570
You're too young to train here, end of story.

1259
01:28:14,640 --> 01:28:17,370
Quit wasting our time.
Get the fuck out of here.

1260
01:28:21,320 --> 01:28:23,370
Bad news, friend.

1261
01:28:23,650 --> 01:28:25,740
It's not gonna happen.

1262
01:28:25,820 --> 01:28:28,120
Sorry if there was a misunderstanding.

1263
01:28:28,190 --> 01:28:30,120
It's not the end of the world.

1264
01:28:30,190 --> 01:28:32,390
Just... go away.

1265
01:28:33,260 --> 01:28:35,320
Go.

1266
01:28:35,400 --> 01:28:39,060
You're trespassing
and I will have to call the police.

1267
01:28:42,170 --> 01:28:44,230
Don't you look at me!

1268
01:28:44,340 --> 01:28:47,600
You're never getting in this fucking house!

1269
01:28:47,680 --> 01:28:51,040
Never. Now get the fuck off my porch!
Get off my porch!

1270
01:28:51,150 --> 01:28:54,670
Sooner or later,
we all became what Tyler wanted us to be.

1271
01:28:54,780 --> 01:28:57,620
I'm gonna go inside
and I'm gonna get a shovel.

1272
01:29:05,160 --> 01:29:07,360
- Got two black shirts?
- Yes, sir.

1273
01:29:07,430 --> 01:29:09,690
- Two pair of black pants?
- Yes, sir.

1274
01:29:09,800 --> 01:29:12,770
- One pair black boots? Black socks?
- Yes, sir.

1275
01:29:12,840 --> 01:29:14,900
- One blackjacket.
- Yes, sir.

1276
01:29:15,000 --> 01:29:18,000
- $300 personal burial money?
- Yes, sir.

1277
01:29:20,180 --> 01:29:22,240
All right.

1278
01:29:32,060 --> 01:29:34,120
You're too old, fat man.

1279
01:29:34,230 --> 01:29:37,390
Your tits are too big.
Get the fuck off my porch.

1280
01:29:45,200 --> 01:29:47,260
Bob! Bob!

1281
01:30:03,260 --> 01:30:05,920
Like a monkey ready to be shot into space.

1282
01:30:06,690 --> 01:30:08,160
Space monkey.

1283
01:30:08,260 --> 01:30:11,750
Ready to sacrifice himself
for the greater good.

1284
01:30:18,370 --> 01:30:21,070
You are too fucking old, fatty!

1285
01:30:21,140 --> 01:30:24,340
And you... You're too fucking

1286
01:30:24,440 --> 01:30:26,070
blond!

1287
01:30:26,150 --> 01:30:28,480
Get out of here, the both of you!

1288
01:30:28,550 --> 01:30:30,680
And so it went.

1289
01:30:30,850 --> 01:30:32,940
Listen up, maggots.

1290
01:30:33,050 --> 01:30:35,110
You are not special.

1291
01:30:35,460 --> 01:30:38,750
You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake.

1292
01:30:38,860 --> 01:30:43,190
You are the same decaying organic matter
as everything else.

1293
01:30:43,300 --> 01:30:45,390
Tyler built himself an army.

1294
01:30:45,670 --> 01:30:49,300
We are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

1295
01:30:49,370 --> 01:30:53,000
We are all part of the same compost heap.

1296
01:30:54,070 --> 01:30:57,310
Why was Tyler Durden building an army?

1297
01:30:57,380 --> 01:30:59,470
To what purpose?

1298
01:30:59,550 --> 01:31:01,980
For what greater good?

1299
01:31:05,320 --> 01:31:07,380
In Tyler we trusted.

1300
01:31:12,730 --> 01:31:15,390
When he was like,
"You are not yourjob",

1301
01:31:15,500 --> 01:31:17,560
I was like, "Yeah!"

1302
01:31:19,440 --> 01:31:21,530
Hey, what's all this?

1303
01:31:21,640 --> 01:31:23,730
Hey!

1304
01:31:25,210 --> 01:31:26,900
OK!

1305
01:31:26,980 --> 01:31:29,340
- What's going on?
- We're celebrating.

1306
01:31:29,410 --> 01:31:31,940
- What are we celebrating?
- Go on.

1307
01:31:35,950 --> 01:31:38,110
- Hey.
- Let me get that for you.

1308
01:31:42,730 --> 01:31:45,590
The same great taste, Pepsi.

1309
01:31:47,960 --> 01:31:50,190
Ssh!

1310
01:31:50,270 --> 01:31:54,070
Investigators are here.
The Police Commissioner has arrived.

1311
01:31:54,170 --> 01:31:57,140
Could you tell us
what you think has happened here?

1312
01:31:57,210 --> 01:32:01,440
We believe this is one of many
recent acts of vandalism in the city

1313
01:32:01,550 --> 01:32:04,670
somehow related
to underground boxing clubs.

1314
01:32:04,780 --> 01:32:08,980
We will be coordinating
a rigorous investigation.

1315
01:32:09,890 --> 01:32:14,260
That was Police Commissioner Jacobs
who just arrived on the scene

1316
01:32:14,360 --> 01:32:18,590
- of a four-alarm fire that broke out...
- She's hot.

1317
01:32:18,700 --> 01:32:20,490
Back to you in the studio.

1318
01:32:20,600 --> 01:32:23,000
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1319
01:32:23,970 --> 01:32:26,460
- Holy shit!
- Yeah!

1320
01:32:33,810 --> 01:32:35,840
What the fuck did you guys do?

1321
01:32:35,910 --> 01:32:40,010
Arson investigators
are on the premises...

1322
01:32:43,790 --> 01:32:48,320
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not ask questions, sir.

1323
01:32:54,530 --> 01:32:57,060
The victory in the war against crime

1324
01:32:57,140 --> 01:32:59,230
will not come overnight.

1325
01:32:59,310 --> 01:33:03,870
It will take dedication and commitment
and, most of all, cooperation.

1326
01:33:03,940 --> 01:33:08,880
Streets are safer now.
There is hope in the inner city. However...

1327
01:33:08,950 --> 01:33:10,940
I gotta take a piss.

1328
01:33:11,050 --> 01:33:13,820
These are the first steps in a long journey.

1329
01:33:13,890 --> 01:33:16,480
That is why we have created Project Hope.

1330
01:33:16,560 --> 01:33:18,650
Bob.

1331
01:33:21,760 --> 01:33:24,530
Project Hope will be ajoint effort

1332
01:33:24,630 --> 01:33:27,360
between the police and community leaders.

1333
01:33:27,470 --> 01:33:31,630
It will be a powerful new weapon
in the war against crime.

1334
01:34:17,090 --> 01:34:21,220
- Wrap it around the top of his Hacky Sack.
- His balls are ice cold.

1335
01:34:23,230 --> 01:34:26,560
Hi. You're gonna call off
your rigorous investigation.

1336
01:34:26,630 --> 01:34:30,000
You will publicly state
there is no underground group or

1337
01:34:30,100 --> 01:34:32,400
these guys are gonna take your balls.

1338
01:34:33,300 --> 01:34:37,100
They'll send one to the New York Times
and one to the LA Times.

1339
01:34:37,180 --> 01:34:38,940
Look.

1340
01:34:39,010 --> 01:34:42,100
The people you are after
are the people you depend on.

1341
01:34:42,180 --> 01:34:45,740
We cook your meals. We haul your trash.
We connect your calls.

1342
01:34:45,850 --> 01:34:49,580
We drive your ambulances.
We guard you while you sleep.

1343
01:34:54,030 --> 01:34:56,820
Do not fuck with us.

1344
01:35:04,240 --> 01:35:06,360
Ball check!

1345
01:35:20,690 --> 01:35:22,780
Bob, you're this way.

1346
01:35:23,890 --> 01:35:26,220
Let's go.

1347
01:35:26,290 --> 01:35:29,490
I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.

1348
01:35:30,600 --> 01:35:32,660
Hey!

1349
01:35:47,180 --> 01:35:48,440
Yeah!

1350
01:36:21,220 --> 01:36:24,010
I felt like putting a bullet in every panda

1351
01:36:24,090 --> 01:36:27,950
that wouldn't screw to save its species.

1352
01:36:30,090 --> 01:36:32,860
I wanted to open the dump valves
on oil tankers

1353
01:36:32,960 --> 01:36:35,830
and smother those French beaches
I'd never see.

1354
01:36:39,100 --> 01:36:41,570
I wanted to breathe smoke.

1355
01:36:58,960 --> 01:37:01,080
Where did you go, psycho boy?

1356
01:37:02,790 --> 01:37:05,730
I felt like destroying something beautiful.

1357
01:37:09,270 --> 01:37:11,330
Get him to a fucking hospital.

1358
01:37:11,400 --> 01:37:13,490
Yeah.

1359
01:37:24,280 --> 01:37:27,340
Don't worry, Mr Durden.
Airport parking. Long term.

1360
01:37:28,820 --> 01:37:30,950
After you, Mr Durden.

1361
01:37:31,890 --> 01:37:33,980
After you.

1362
01:37:51,740 --> 01:37:54,340
- Something on your mind, dear?
- No.

1363
01:37:54,410 --> 01:37:57,640
Yeah, why wasn't I told
about Project Mayhem?

1364
01:37:57,750 --> 01:38:00,740
First rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not ask questions.

1365
01:38:00,820 --> 01:38:03,220
Why didn't you include me in the beginning?

1366
01:38:03,320 --> 01:38:08,520
Fight Club was the beginning. Now it's left
the basements and it's Project Mayhem.

1367
01:38:08,600 --> 01:38:13,000
We started Fight Club together. Remember?
It's as much mine as it is yours.

1368
01:38:13,070 --> 01:38:17,330
- Is this about you and me?
- Yeah. Weren't we doing this together?

1369
01:38:17,400 --> 01:38:20,840
This does not belong to us.
We are not special.

1370
01:38:20,940 --> 01:38:23,380
Fuck that. You should have told me.

1371
01:38:24,210 --> 01:38:26,200
Hey, Tyler!

1372
01:38:28,050 --> 01:38:30,540
- Goddamn it, Tyler!
- What do you want?!

1373
01:38:30,620 --> 01:38:33,090
A statement of purpose?
Should I e-mail you?

1374
01:38:33,190 --> 01:38:35,820
- Oh...
- You decide your level of involvement!

1375
01:38:35,890 --> 01:38:38,590
I will! I wanna know certain things first!

1376
01:38:38,660 --> 01:38:41,290
- The first rule of Project Mayhem...
- Shut up!

1377
01:38:43,060 --> 01:38:46,800
- I wanna know what you're thinking.
- Fuck what you know!

1378
01:38:46,870 --> 01:38:50,360
Forget about what you think you know
about life, friendship,

1379
01:38:50,440 --> 01:38:52,500
and especially about you and me.

1380
01:38:53,680 --> 01:38:55,840
What is that supposed to mean?

1381
01:38:59,250 --> 01:39:01,410
What are you doing?

1382
01:39:02,320 --> 01:39:05,050
What do you wish you'd done
before you died?

1383
01:39:05,120 --> 01:39:07,990
- Paint a self-portrait.
- Build a house.

1384
01:39:08,090 --> 01:39:10,460
- And you?
- I don't know. Nothing.

1385
01:39:10,530 --> 01:39:12,930
- Get in the right lane.
- You have to know!

1386
01:39:13,060 --> 01:39:16,090
If you died now,
how would you feel about your life?

1387
01:39:16,200 --> 01:39:19,830
I don't know! Nothing good.
Is that what you want to hear?

1388
01:39:19,900 --> 01:39:22,240
- Come on!
- Not good enough.

1389
01:39:22,310 --> 01:39:24,740
Stop fucking around! Tyler!

1390
01:39:26,010 --> 01:39:28,270
Jesus Christ!

1391
01:39:29,010 --> 01:39:31,110
Goddamn it! Goddamn it! Fuck you!

1392
01:39:31,220 --> 01:39:33,270
Fuck Fight Club. Fuck Marla!

1393
01:39:33,350 --> 01:39:36,010
I am sick of all your shit!

1394
01:39:36,120 --> 01:39:38,020
OK, man.

1395
01:39:39,820 --> 01:39:42,350
- Quit screwing around. Steer!
- Look at you!

1396
01:39:42,460 --> 01:39:45,220
- Steer!
- Look at you. You're fucking pathetic!

1397
01:39:45,300 --> 01:39:50,430
- Why? Why? What are you talking about?
- Why do you think I blew up your condo?

1398
01:39:51,040 --> 01:39:52,560
What?

1399
01:39:52,670 --> 01:39:56,570
Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat.
It's not a goddamned seminar.

1400
01:39:56,670 --> 01:40:00,370
Stop trying to control everything
and just let go!

1401
01:40:02,110 --> 01:40:03,940
Let go!

1402
01:40:04,050 --> 01:40:06,140
All right. Fine.

1403
01:40:06,990 --> 01:40:08,920
Fine.

1404
01:41:07,320 --> 01:41:09,780
I'd never been in a car accident.

1405
01:41:09,850 --> 01:41:13,310
This must have been
what all those people felt like

1406
01:41:13,390 --> 01:41:16,580
before I filed them
as statistics in my reports.

1407
01:41:16,660 --> 01:41:18,750
Goddamn!

1408
01:41:22,260 --> 01:41:25,430
We've just had a near-life experience!

1409
01:41:29,270 --> 01:41:31,260
In the world I see,

1410
01:41:31,370 --> 01:41:35,240
you're stalking elk
through the Grand Canyon forests

1411
01:41:35,340 --> 01:41:38,340
around the ruins of Rockefeller Center.

1412
01:41:40,350 --> 01:41:44,680
You'll wear leather clothes
that will last you the rest of your life.

1413
01:41:44,790 --> 01:41:49,350
You'll climb the thick kudzu vines
that wrap the Sears Tower.

1414
01:41:49,430 --> 01:41:53,990
And when you look down,
you'll see tiny figures pounding corn,

1415
01:41:54,060 --> 01:41:57,620
laying strips of venison
in the empty car-pool lane

1416
01:41:57,700 --> 01:42:00,000
of some abandoned superhighway.

1417
01:42:13,450 --> 01:42:15,680
Feel better, champ.

1418
01:42:33,040 --> 01:42:34,840
And then...

1419
01:42:34,910 --> 01:42:36,460
Tyler?

1420
01:42:36,540 --> 01:42:38,630
..Tyler was gone.

1421
01:42:46,020 --> 01:42:48,040
Was I asleep?

1422
01:42:49,120 --> 01:42:51,150
Had I slept?

1423
01:42:51,290 --> 01:42:54,320
You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake...

1424
01:42:54,430 --> 01:42:56,860
The house had become a living thing.

1425
01:42:56,930 --> 01:43:01,560
Wet inside from so many people
sweating and breathing.

1426
01:43:02,070 --> 01:43:04,660
So many people moving, the house moved.

1427
01:43:07,540 --> 01:43:09,630
Planet Tyler.

1428
01:43:09,710 --> 01:43:11,770
I had to hug the walls.

1429
01:43:11,880 --> 01:43:14,970
Trapped inside
this clockwork of space monkeys.

1430
01:43:15,080 --> 01:43:18,880
You shouldn't be smoking in here!
You know how much ether is here!

1431
01:43:18,950 --> 01:43:21,480
Cooking and working and sleeping in teams.

1432
01:43:23,730 --> 01:43:25,780
Hang on a second.

1433
01:43:44,710 --> 01:43:47,410
It's under control, sir.

1434
01:43:49,880 --> 01:43:51,720
Where's Tyler?

1435
01:43:51,790 --> 01:43:54,780
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not...

1436
01:43:54,890 --> 01:43:56,820
Right... OK.

1437
01:43:59,230 --> 01:44:01,360
I'm all alone.

1438
01:44:01,530 --> 01:44:05,160
My father dumped me. Tyler dumped me.

1439
01:44:05,300 --> 01:44:07,530
I am Jack's broken heart.

1440
01:44:11,740 --> 01:44:15,540
What comes next in Project Mayhem
only Tyler knows.

1441
01:44:16,450 --> 01:44:19,640
The second rule is you do not ask questions.

1442
01:44:22,450 --> 01:44:25,150
Get the fuck away from me!
Get the fuck away!

1443
01:44:25,560 --> 01:44:27,610
Who are all these people?

1444
01:44:32,860 --> 01:44:35,160
The Paper Street Soap Company.

1445
01:44:36,730 --> 01:44:38,790
Can I come in?

1446
01:44:41,940 --> 01:44:44,000
He's not here.

1447
01:44:44,070 --> 01:44:46,340
What?

1448
01:44:47,380 --> 01:44:50,940
Tyler isn't here.

1449
01:44:51,020 --> 01:44:53,070
Tyler went away.

1450
01:44:53,550 --> 01:44:55,610
Tyler's gone.

1451
01:45:12,640 --> 01:45:14,370
Get some help!

1452
01:45:25,520 --> 01:45:30,420
Two gunshot wounds coming through!
Make some fucking room!

1453
01:45:30,490 --> 01:45:32,890
What happened? What happened?

1454
01:45:32,990 --> 01:45:35,860
We were on assignment. We were supposed
to kill two birds with one stone.

1455
01:45:37,130 --> 01:45:39,220
Destroy a piece of corporate art...

1456
01:45:39,300 --> 01:45:41,820
Operation Latte Thunder. Go!

1457
01:45:42,540 --> 01:45:45,700
..and trash a franchise coffee bar.

1458
01:45:52,110 --> 01:45:54,480
We had it all worked out, sir.

1459
01:46:02,660 --> 01:46:05,920
- It went smooth until...
- Police! Freeze!

1460
01:46:06,030 --> 01:46:08,760
- What?
- They shot Bob.

1461
01:46:10,260 --> 01:46:12,700
- They shot him in the head.
- Fucking pigs!

1462
01:46:18,070 --> 01:46:20,100
Oh, God!

1463
01:46:20,170 --> 01:46:23,470
- Those motherfuckers!
- You morons.

1464
01:46:23,550 --> 01:46:27,680
You're running around in ski masks
trying to blow things up?

1465
01:46:27,750 --> 01:46:30,450
What did you think was gonna happen?!

1466
01:46:32,190 --> 01:46:36,560
OK, quick! Get rid of the evidence.
We gotta get rid of this body!

1467
01:46:36,660 --> 01:46:39,530
- Bury him.
- What?

1468
01:46:39,600 --> 01:46:41,860
Take him to the garden and bury him.

1469
01:46:41,930 --> 01:46:44,800
- Come on, people, let's go!
- Get the fuck off!

1470
01:46:44,900 --> 01:46:48,130
Get away from him!
What are you talking about?

1471
01:46:48,200 --> 01:46:50,800
This isn't fucking evidence.
This is a person.

1472
01:46:50,910 --> 01:46:54,100
He's my friend
and you're not burying him in the garden!

1473
01:46:54,180 --> 01:46:57,170
He was killed serving Project Mayhem, sir.

1474
01:46:57,280 --> 01:46:59,310
- This is Bob.
- Sir, in...

1475
01:46:59,380 --> 01:47:01,510
In Project Mayhem, we have no names.

1476
01:47:01,590 --> 01:47:03,580
Now, you listen to me.

1477
01:47:03,690 --> 01:47:08,180
This is a man and he has a name,
and it's Robert Paulsen, OK?

1478
01:47:08,290 --> 01:47:10,190
- Robert Paulsen.
- He's a man

1479
01:47:10,290 --> 01:47:13,130
and he's dead now because of us.
Do you understand that?

1480
01:47:13,800 --> 01:47:16,100
I understand.

1481
01:47:18,340 --> 01:47:21,700
In death, a member of Project Mayhem

1482
01:47:21,770 --> 01:47:23,830
has a name.

1483
01:47:23,980 --> 01:47:26,910
His name is Robert Paulsen.

1484
01:47:27,350 --> 01:47:29,440
His name is Robert Paulsen.

1485
01:47:30,210 --> 01:47:32,910
His name... is Robert Paulsen.

1486
01:47:32,980 --> 01:47:36,820
His name is Robert Paulsen.

1487
01:47:36,920 --> 01:47:39,980
Come on, guys. Please. Stop it.

1488
01:47:40,060 --> 01:47:42,650
His name is Robert Paulsen.

1489
01:47:42,760 --> 01:47:45,820
Shut up! This is all over with!

1490
01:47:49,070 --> 01:47:51,590
Get the fuck out of here.

1491
01:48:20,300 --> 01:48:24,760
- Tyler?
- No, this is Detective Stern of the Arson Unit.

1492
01:48:24,840 --> 01:48:26,400
I need to see you...

1493
01:48:30,910 --> 01:48:34,970
I went to all the cities
on Tyler's used ticket stubs, barhopping.

1494
01:48:35,050 --> 01:48:39,820
I didn't know how or why, but I could look
at 50 different bars, and somehow I just knew.

1495
01:48:39,890 --> 01:48:44,450
I'm looking for Tyler Durden.
It's very important that I talk to him.

1496
01:48:44,590 --> 01:48:46,220
I wish I could help you,

1497
01:48:46,290 --> 01:48:48,630
sir.

1498
01:48:53,900 --> 01:48:56,000
Every city I went to,

1499
01:48:57,040 --> 01:48:59,440
as soon as I set foot off the plane

1500
01:49:00,040 --> 01:49:02,310
I knew a Fight Club was close.

1501
01:49:02,410 --> 01:49:04,070
Hey! Hey!

1502
01:49:05,150 --> 01:49:06,740
Taxi!

1503
01:49:06,850 --> 01:49:08,910
Look at my face. I'm a member.

1504
01:49:09,020 --> 01:49:11,540
Now, I just need to know if you've seen Tyler.

1505
01:49:11,650 --> 01:49:15,320
I'm not exposed to bespeak
any such information to you

1506
01:49:15,420 --> 01:49:20,120
nor would I, even if I had
said information at this juncture,... be able.

1507
01:49:20,830 --> 01:49:24,490
- You're a moron.
- I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

1508
01:49:25,870 --> 01:49:30,900
Tyler had been busy...
setting up franchises all over the country.

1509
01:49:33,680 --> 01:49:38,110
Was I asleep? Had I slept?

1510
01:49:38,180 --> 01:49:40,450
Is Tyler my bad dream, or am I Tyler's?

1511
01:49:41,850 --> 01:49:44,910
- We've just heard the stories.
- What kind of stories?

1512
01:49:44,990 --> 01:49:49,250
- Nobody knows what he looks like.
- He has plastic surgery every three years.

1513
01:49:49,330 --> 01:49:52,350
That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.

1514
01:49:52,460 --> 01:49:56,520
- Is it true about Fight Club in Miami?
- Is Mr Durden building an army?

1515
01:49:56,670 --> 01:49:59,660
I was living in a state of perpetual déjà vu.

1516
01:50:00,470 --> 01:50:02,530
Everywhere I went,

1517
01:50:02,670 --> 01:50:04,610
I felt I'd already been there.

1518
01:50:04,710 --> 01:50:07,610
It was like following an invisible man.

1519
01:50:08,710 --> 01:50:10,770
The smell of dried blood,

1520
01:50:10,880 --> 01:50:14,370
dirty, bare footprints circling each other.

1521
01:50:15,220 --> 01:50:18,420
That aroma of old sweat, like fried chicken.

1522
01:50:18,520 --> 01:50:22,080
The feel of a floor still warm
from a fight the night before.

1523
01:50:22,960 --> 01:50:25,900
I was always just one step behind Tyler.

1524
01:50:28,800 --> 01:50:31,930
His name is Robert Paulsen...

1525
01:50:36,540 --> 01:50:38,640
Welcome back, sir.

1526
01:50:39,610 --> 01:50:41,710
How have you been?

1527
01:50:41,780 --> 01:50:43,940
Do you know me?

1528
01:50:44,020 --> 01:50:46,420
Is this a test, sir?

1529
01:50:46,520 --> 01:50:48,380
No. This is not a test.

1530
01:50:48,450 --> 01:50:50,720
You were in here last Thursday.

1531
01:50:51,260 --> 01:50:53,560
Thursday?

1532
01:50:53,660 --> 01:50:57,620
You were standing where you are now,
asking how good security is.

1533
01:50:58,260 --> 01:51:00,360
It's tight as a drum, sir.

1534
01:51:03,040 --> 01:51:05,200
Who do you think I am?

1535
01:51:05,270 --> 01:51:07,830
Are you sure this isn't a test?

1536
01:51:07,940 --> 01:51:09,840
No, this is not a test.

1537
01:51:09,940 --> 01:51:12,000
You're Mr Durden.

1538
01:51:13,350 --> 01:51:16,010
You're the one who gave me this.

1539
01:51:16,080 --> 01:51:20,280
Please return your seat backs
to their full upright and locked position.

1540
01:51:31,770 --> 01:51:33,830
- Yeah?
- Marla, it's me.

1541
01:51:33,900 --> 01:51:35,870
- Have we ever done it?
- Done what?

1542
01:51:35,970 --> 01:51:37,300
Had sex?

1543
01:51:37,410 --> 01:51:39,570
What kind of stupid question is that?

1544
01:51:39,670 --> 01:51:42,040
Stupid because it's yes
or because it's no?

1545
01:51:42,110 --> 01:51:44,710
- Is this a trick?
- No. I need to know...

1546
01:51:44,810 --> 01:51:48,680
You wanna know if I think
we were just having sex or making love?

1547
01:51:48,780 --> 01:51:52,190
- We did make love?
- Is that what you're calling it?

1548
01:51:52,260 --> 01:51:55,090
Just answer the question!
Did we do it or not?!

1549
01:51:55,190 --> 01:51:58,090
You fuck me, then snub me.
You love me, you hate me.

1550
01:51:58,200 --> 01:52:01,060
You're sensitive,
then you turn into an asshole.

1551
01:52:01,130 --> 01:52:03,830
Does that describe our relationship, Tyler?

1552
01:52:03,900 --> 01:52:05,990
We just lost cabin pressure.

1553
01:52:06,070 --> 01:52:07,540
What did you just say?

1554
01:52:07,640 --> 01:52:10,000
- What is wrong with you?
- Say my name!

1555
01:52:10,070 --> 01:52:13,740
Tyler Durden!
You fucking freak! What's going on?

1556
01:52:13,840 --> 01:52:15,900
- I'm coming over!
- I'm not there!

1557
01:52:16,010 --> 01:52:18,810
You broke your promise.

1558
01:52:18,880 --> 01:52:20,850
Jesus, Tyler.

1559
01:52:20,920 --> 01:52:24,350
- You fucking talked to her about me.
- What the fuck is going on?

1560
01:52:24,450 --> 01:52:27,910
I asked you for one thing. One simple thing.

1561
01:52:28,030 --> 01:52:30,320
Why do people think that I'm you?

1562
01:52:30,900 --> 01:52:32,950
Answer me!

1563
01:52:35,330 --> 01:52:37,160
Sit.

1564
01:52:39,970 --> 01:52:42,670
Answer me. Why do people think I'm you?

1565
01:52:42,780 --> 01:52:44,940
I think you know.

1566
01:52:45,080 --> 01:52:47,640
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.

1567
01:52:47,750 --> 01:52:50,480
Why would anyone
possibly confuse you with me?

1568
01:52:50,550 --> 01:52:53,350
I... I don't know.

1569
01:52:58,120 --> 01:53:00,990
- You got it.
- No.

1570
01:53:01,090 --> 01:53:03,190
- Do not fuck with us!
- Say it.

1571
01:53:04,560 --> 01:53:06,590
Because...

1572
01:53:07,970 --> 01:53:09,130
Say it!

1573
01:53:10,800 --> 01:53:12,860
Because we're the same person.

1574
01:53:12,940 --> 01:53:15,070
That's right.

1575
01:53:15,140 --> 01:53:17,300
We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap.

1576
01:53:17,380 --> 01:53:21,110
- I don't understand this.
- You wanted a way to change your life.

1577
01:53:21,180 --> 01:53:23,270
You could not do this on your own.

1578
01:53:23,350 --> 01:53:25,410
All the ways you wish you could be,

1579
01:53:25,520 --> 01:53:27,380
that's me.

1580
01:53:27,490 --> 01:53:30,620
I look like you wanna look,
I fuck like you wanna fuck.

1581
01:53:30,720 --> 01:53:33,090
I am smart, capable and, most importantly,

1582
01:53:33,160 --> 01:53:35,920
I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

1583
01:53:36,000 --> 01:53:36,990
Oh, no.

1584
01:53:37,100 --> 01:53:40,000
- Tyler's not here. Tyler went away.
- What?

1585
01:53:40,100 --> 01:53:42,400
This isn't possible. This is crazy.

1586
01:53:42,500 --> 01:53:44,530
People do it every day.

1587
01:53:44,610 --> 01:53:48,170
They talk to themselves.
They see themselves as they'd like to be.

1588
01:53:48,240 --> 01:53:51,510
They don't have the courage you have
to just run with it.

1589
01:53:55,320 --> 01:53:58,650
You still wrestle with it,
so sometimes you're still you.

1590
01:53:58,790 --> 01:54:03,450
- We should do this again sometime.
- At times, you imagine you're watching me.

1591
01:54:03,560 --> 01:54:06,050
If this is your first time, you have to fight.

1592
01:54:06,160 --> 01:54:10,530
Little by little,
you're just letting yourself become

1593
01:54:11,370 --> 01:54:13,270
Tyler Durden.

1594
01:54:13,370 --> 01:54:16,170
You are not yourjob
or how much money you have!

1595
01:54:16,240 --> 01:54:18,640
- No. You have a house.
- Rented in your name.

1596
01:54:18,740 --> 01:54:22,370
- You have jobs, a life.
- You work nights because you can't sleep.

1597
01:54:22,440 --> 01:54:24,240
Or you stay up and make soap.

1598
01:54:24,350 --> 01:54:29,280
- You're fucking Marla, Tyler.
- Technically, you are. It's all the same to her.

1599
01:54:31,020 --> 01:54:33,050
Oh, my God.

1600
01:54:34,060 --> 01:54:36,150
Now you see our dilemma.

1601
01:54:36,230 --> 01:54:38,490
She knows too much.

1602
01:54:38,590 --> 01:54:43,690
I think we're gonna have to talk about
how this might compromise our goals.

1603
01:54:43,830 --> 01:54:45,960
What... What are you saying?

1604
01:54:46,900 --> 01:54:51,170
This is bullshit. This is bullshit,
I'm not listening to this!

1605
01:54:51,240 --> 01:54:53,900
- You are insane!
- No. You're insane.

1606
01:54:54,010 --> 01:54:56,710
We simply do not have time for this crap.

1607
01:54:58,220 --> 01:55:00,410
It's called a changeover.

1608
01:55:00,480 --> 01:55:02,580
The movie goes on

1609
01:55:02,650 --> 01:55:05,780
and nobody in the audience has any idea.

1610
01:55:18,740 --> 01:55:22,430
- Sir! Are you checking out?
- Yeah. Bill me.

1611
01:55:22,510 --> 01:55:24,940
Can you initial this list of phone calls?

1612
01:55:29,350 --> 01:55:33,410
- When were these made?
- Between 2.00 and 3.30 this morning.

1613
01:55:39,260 --> 01:55:43,350
Have I been going to bed earlier every night?
Have I been sleeping later?

1614
01:55:43,460 --> 01:55:48,330
Have I been Tyler longer and longer?

1615
01:55:50,840 --> 01:55:53,270
Is anybody here?

1616
01:55:55,940 --> 01:55:58,040
Déjà vu all over again.

1617
01:55:59,680 --> 01:56:02,170
With enough soap,
one could blow up anything.

1618
01:56:04,520 --> 01:56:06,580
Oh, my God.

1619
01:56:10,490 --> 01:56:12,860
- 1888.
- Who am I calling?

1620
01:56:13,290 --> 01:56:16,960
1888 Franklin. This is maintenance. Hello?

1621
01:56:18,130 --> 01:56:19,720
Hello?

1622
01:56:19,800 --> 01:56:21,930
1888 Franklin Street?

1623
01:56:22,000 --> 01:56:24,100
Yes. Can I help you?

1624
01:56:26,540 --> 01:56:29,140
- Hello?
- Yeah, yeah.

1625
01:56:29,210 --> 01:56:31,740
I need to talk to your supervisor right away.

1626
01:56:31,810 --> 01:56:33,940
- Speaking.
- OK, listen to me.

1627
01:56:34,020 --> 01:56:37,180
Something terrible
is about to happen to your building.

1628
01:56:37,290 --> 01:56:39,350
It's under control, sir.

1629
01:56:39,790 --> 01:56:43,350
- Excuse me?
- Don't worry about us, sir. We're solid.

1630
01:56:47,600 --> 01:56:48,960
2160.

1631
01:56:56,570 --> 01:56:59,100
Marla! Marla! Hey, wait!

1632
01:57:00,780 --> 01:57:03,580
Wait! I gotta talk to you! Marla! Marla!

1633
01:57:03,650 --> 01:57:07,810
Your bald freaks hit me with a fucking broom!
They almost broke my arm!

1634
01:57:07,950 --> 01:57:10,650
They were burning their fingertips with lye.

1635
01:57:10,750 --> 01:57:14,710
This needs a tremendous act of faith
on your part, but hear me out.

1636
01:57:14,790 --> 01:57:18,750
- Here comes an avalanche of bullshit.
- A little more faith than that.

1637
01:57:22,000 --> 01:57:24,560
I don't wanna hear
anything you have to say.

1638
01:57:24,640 --> 01:57:26,760
You have every right to be...

1639
01:57:27,370 --> 01:57:29,240
I'll just have a coffee, thanks.

1640
01:57:29,340 --> 01:57:32,280
Sir. Anything you order is free of charge, sir.

1641
01:57:32,380 --> 01:57:34,400
Why is it free of charge?

1642
01:57:34,480 --> 01:57:36,540
- Don't ask.
- Whatever.

1643
01:57:36,620 --> 01:57:42,140
I'll have the clam chowder, fried chicken
and baked potato and a chocolate chiffon pie.

1644
01:57:42,220 --> 01:57:44,280
Clean food, please.

1645
01:57:44,390 --> 01:57:47,420
In that case,
may I advise against the clam chowder.

1646
01:57:47,490 --> 01:57:49,590
No clam chowder. Thank you.

1647
01:57:51,060 --> 01:57:53,290
You got about 30 seconds.

1648
01:57:56,000 --> 01:57:58,490
I know I've been acting very strange, OK?

1649
01:57:58,600 --> 01:58:02,040
- I know it seems there's two sides to me...
- Two sides?

1650
01:58:02,110 --> 01:58:07,170
- You're Dr Jekyll and Mr Jackass.
- I know. But I realized something important.

1651
01:58:07,250 --> 01:58:11,310
- What?
- The nature of our relationship wasn't clear

1652
01:58:11,420 --> 01:58:13,780
to me for reasons I won't go into.

1653
01:58:13,850 --> 01:58:16,450
- I know I haven't treated you well.
- Whatever.

1654
01:58:16,520 --> 01:58:19,250
No, no. Fifteen seconds, please!

1655
01:58:19,330 --> 01:58:21,620
Fifteen seconds,
don't open your mouth.

1656
01:58:21,700 --> 01:58:23,790
I'm trying to tell you I'm sorry.

1657
01:58:23,860 --> 01:58:28,200
What I've come to realize
is that I really like you, Marla.

1658
01:58:28,270 --> 01:58:30,400
You do?

1659
01:58:30,470 --> 01:58:32,340
I really do.

1660
01:58:32,440 --> 01:58:36,740
I care about you and I don't want anything
bad to happen to you because of me.

1661
01:58:36,840 --> 01:58:39,610
Marla, your life is in danger.

1662
01:58:39,680 --> 01:58:41,610
What?

1663
01:58:41,680 --> 01:58:45,410
You need to leave town for a while.
Get out of any major city.

1664
01:58:45,490 --> 01:58:48,280
- Just go camping...
- You're an insane person.

1665
01:58:48,360 --> 01:58:51,810
- No. I've involved you in something terrible.
- No. Shut up!

1666
01:58:51,890 --> 01:58:54,450
- You're not safe.
- Shut up!

1667
01:58:56,260 --> 01:59:00,700
- Listen, I tried, Tyler. I really tried.
- I know you did.

1668
01:59:00,770 --> 01:59:03,830
There are things about you I like.
You're smart, funny.

1669
01:59:03,910 --> 01:59:05,870
You're spectacular in bed.

1670
01:59:05,940 --> 01:59:07,370
But

1671
01:59:07,480 --> 01:59:09,530
you're intolerable.

1672
01:59:09,640 --> 01:59:12,140
You have very serious emotional problems.

1673
01:59:12,250 --> 01:59:16,180
Deep-seated problems
for which you should seek professional help.

1674
01:59:16,290 --> 01:59:20,240
- I know, and I'm sorry.
- You're sorry, I'm sorry. Everyone's sorry.

1675
01:59:21,390 --> 01:59:23,480
I can't do this any more.

1676
01:59:23,560 --> 01:59:25,650
I can't.

1677
01:59:25,730 --> 01:59:27,790
And I won't.

1678
01:59:27,900 --> 01:59:29,920
I'm gone.

1679
01:59:30,000 --> 01:59:32,690
You can't leave, Marla! You're not safe!

1680
01:59:35,540 --> 01:59:38,200
- Marla, you don't understand!
- Leave me alone!

1681
01:59:38,310 --> 01:59:40,800
- Marla, I am trying to protect you!
- Let go!

1682
01:59:40,910 --> 01:59:43,900
- I don't ever wanna see you again!
- That's fine...

1683
01:59:43,980 --> 01:59:46,110
Here, wait right here!

1684
01:59:49,990 --> 01:59:52,550
Hold it right there! Shut up!

1685
01:59:52,620 --> 01:59:54,750
Take this money and get on this bus.

1686
01:59:54,820 --> 01:59:56,990
I promise I won't bother you again.

1687
01:59:57,130 --> 01:59:58,560
Shut up!

1688
01:59:58,630 --> 02:00:01,830
Please get on the bus. Please get on the bus.

1689
02:00:03,000 --> 02:00:05,130
Why are you doing this?

1690
02:00:05,200 --> 02:00:09,300
They think you're a threat.
I can't explain it now, just trust me!

1691
02:00:09,370 --> 02:00:13,740
- If I know where you are, you won't be safe.
- I'll keep this, it's asshole tax.

1692
02:00:13,810 --> 02:00:18,220
- Fine. Remember, stay out of major cities.
- Tyler.

1693
02:00:19,750 --> 02:00:22,580
You're the worst thing
that ever happened to me.

1694
02:00:37,600 --> 02:00:40,270
Hello. I need you to arrest me.

1695
02:00:40,370 --> 02:00:43,140
I am the leader of a terrorist organization

1696
02:00:43,210 --> 02:00:48,170
responsible for numerous acts
of vandalism and assault all over this city.

1697
02:00:48,250 --> 02:00:52,150
In the metropolitan area,
we had probably 200 members.

1698
02:00:52,220 --> 02:00:56,020
Chapters have sprung up
in five or six other major cities already.

1699
02:00:56,190 --> 02:00:59,220
This is a tightly-regimented organization

1700
02:00:59,290 --> 02:01:04,890
with many cells capable of operating
independent of central leadership.

1701
02:01:05,000 --> 02:01:08,870
Go to the house, OK? 1537 Paper Street.

1702
02:01:08,970 --> 02:01:10,870
That's our headquarters.

1703
02:01:10,970 --> 02:01:13,570
In the back, buried in the garden,

1704
02:01:13,640 --> 02:01:16,670
you'll find the body of Robert Paulsen.

1705
02:01:16,780 --> 02:01:20,080
In the basement,
you're gonna find some bathtubs

1706
02:01:20,210 --> 02:01:25,520
that have been used very recently
to make large quantities of nitroglycerin.

1707
02:01:25,620 --> 02:01:27,650
I believe the plan is to blow up

1708
02:01:27,720 --> 02:01:30,820
the headquarters
of these credit card companies

1709
02:01:30,890 --> 02:01:32,990
and the TRW building.

1710
02:01:33,930 --> 02:01:37,300
Why these buildings?
Why credit card companies?

1711
02:01:37,400 --> 02:01:40,990
If you erase the debt record,
then we all go back to zero.

1712
02:01:41,840 --> 02:01:43,900
You'll create total chaos.

1713
02:01:45,510 --> 02:01:48,740
Keep him talking. I need to make a phone
call.

1714
02:01:59,320 --> 02:02:01,550
I really admire what you're doing.

1715
02:02:02,030 --> 02:02:04,080
What?

1716
02:02:04,230 --> 02:02:06,250
You're a brave man to order this.

1717
02:02:06,330 --> 02:02:08,090
You're a genius, sir.

1718
02:02:08,230 --> 02:02:12,930
You said if anyone ever interferes
with Project Mayhem, even you,

1719
02:02:13,040 --> 02:02:15,370
we gotta get his balls.

1720
02:02:16,770 --> 02:02:19,940
- Don't fight.
- It's a powerful gesture, Mr Durden.

1721
02:02:20,040 --> 02:02:23,070
- It will set an example.
- You're making a big mistake!

1722
02:02:23,150 --> 02:02:25,980
- You said you'd say that.
- I'm not Tyler Durden!

1723
02:02:26,080 --> 02:02:29,950
- You told us you'd say that too.
- All right. I am Tyler Durden.

1724
02:02:30,050 --> 02:02:32,750
Listen to me. I'm giving you a direct order.

1725
02:02:32,860 --> 02:02:36,990
- We're aborting this mission now.
- You said you would definitely say that.

1726
02:02:43,130 --> 02:02:46,700
Are you fucking out of your minds?
You're police officers!

1727
02:02:47,540 --> 02:02:49,600
Is somebody timing this?

1728
02:02:49,770 --> 02:02:52,740
Keep your mouth shut.

1729
02:02:52,810 --> 02:02:54,900
Shit!

1730
02:02:57,550 --> 02:03:00,350
Some of this information checks out.

1731
02:03:00,420 --> 02:03:03,720
- Let's go to that house on Paper Street.
- Be right there.

1732
02:03:04,420 --> 02:03:06,190
Hey, wait!

1733
02:03:06,890 --> 02:03:09,420
- I got him.
- Sir, we have to do this.

1734
02:03:09,530 --> 02:03:12,000
- Stop fighting!
- Where's the rubber band?

1735
02:03:12,100 --> 02:03:14,590
Get away from me! Drop that fucking knife!

1736
02:03:18,140 --> 02:03:21,570
Back up. Face down on the floor right now!

1737
02:03:22,810 --> 02:03:24,830
Get down on the floor!

1738
02:03:29,620 --> 02:03:32,520
The first person
that comes out of this door

1739
02:03:32,590 --> 02:03:34,550
gets a lead salad! Understand?

1740
02:03:58,880 --> 02:04:01,470
Get away! Stay away!

1741
02:04:14,430 --> 02:04:16,490
I ran.

1742
02:04:17,030 --> 02:04:21,200
I ran until my muscles burned
and my veins pumped battery acid.

1743
02:04:23,840 --> 02:04:25,900
Then I ran some more.

1744
02:05:06,620 --> 02:05:08,920
What the fuck are you doing?

1745
02:05:09,020 --> 02:05:11,960
Running around in your underpants!
You look crazy!

1746
02:05:12,060 --> 02:05:15,150
No. I'm onto you.
I know what's going on here.

1747
02:05:15,260 --> 02:05:20,160
Come on, then. I got us a great place
to watch from. It'll be like pay-per-view.

1748
02:06:08,150 --> 02:06:10,810
- Oh, Christ.
- Now what are you doing?

1749
02:06:10,920 --> 02:06:14,290
- I'm stopping this.
- Why?

1750
02:06:14,360 --> 02:06:17,760
- The greatest thing you've ever done.
- I can't let this happen.

1751
02:06:17,830 --> 02:06:21,090
There are 10 other bombs
in 10 other buildings.

1752
02:06:21,160 --> 02:06:23,530
Since when is Project Mayhem
about murder?

1753
02:06:23,600 --> 02:06:25,590
The buildings are empty.

1754
02:06:25,700 --> 02:06:28,530
We're not killing anyone.
We're setting 'em free!

1755
02:06:28,600 --> 02:06:31,370
Bob is dead. They shot him in the head.

1756
02:06:31,510 --> 02:06:34,840
You wanna make an omelette,
you gotta break some eggs.

1757
02:06:34,940 --> 02:06:38,540
No. I'm not listening to you.
You're not even there.

1758
02:06:44,590 --> 02:06:48,960
I wouldn't do that.
Not unless you knew which wires were what.

1759
02:06:49,020 --> 02:06:50,750
If you know, I know.

1760
02:06:56,370 --> 02:07:00,730
Or maybe I knew you'd know, so I spent
all day thinking about the wrong ones.

1761
02:07:09,250 --> 02:07:10,340
You think?

1762
02:07:12,350 --> 02:07:14,440
Oh, heavens, no. Not the green one.

1763
02:07:15,280 --> 02:07:18,280
Pull any one but the green one.

1764
02:07:23,030 --> 02:07:25,650
I asked you not to do that!

1765
02:07:27,500 --> 02:07:29,060
Fuck!

1766
02:07:30,000 --> 02:07:32,090
Tyler, get away from the van.

1767
02:07:34,300 --> 02:07:37,710
Tyler, I'm not kidding!
Get away from the van!

1768
02:07:37,810 --> 02:07:39,170
Goddamn it!

1769
02:07:45,520 --> 02:07:46,880
OK.

1770
02:07:46,990 --> 02:07:50,320
You are now firing a gun
at your imaginary friend

1771
02:07:50,420 --> 02:07:53,020
near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!

1772
02:07:55,230 --> 02:07:56,990
Cool it, Tyler!

1773
02:08:10,210 --> 02:08:12,270
Come on!

1774
02:08:12,340 --> 02:08:14,400
Don't go!

1775
02:08:51,990 --> 02:08:53,180
What?!

1776
02:09:38,670 --> 02:09:39,360
Three minutes.

1777
02:09:40,300 --> 02:09:42,600
This is it.

1778
02:09:42,710 --> 02:09:44,730
The beginning.

1779
02:09:44,810 --> 02:09:46,780
Ground zero.

1780
02:09:46,840 --> 02:09:49,140
I think this is about where we came in.

1781
02:09:49,210 --> 02:09:51,700
Do you have a speech for the occasion?

1782
02:09:51,780 --> 02:09:54,810
I'm sorry?

1783
02:09:54,920 --> 02:09:56,980
I still can't think of anything.

1784
02:09:59,020 --> 02:10:01,120
Flashback humor.

1785
02:10:06,200 --> 02:10:08,220
It's getting exciting now.

1786
02:10:09,800 --> 02:10:11,600
Two and a half.

1787
02:10:11,670 --> 02:10:14,230
Think of everything we've accomplished.

1788
02:10:14,340 --> 02:10:19,140
Out these windows, we will view
the collapse of financial history.

1789
02:10:19,210 --> 02:10:22,940
One step closer to economic equilibrium.

1790
02:10:36,500 --> 02:10:38,890
Why is she here?

1791
02:10:39,000 --> 02:10:40,900
Tying up loose ends.

1792
02:10:41,000 --> 02:10:44,060
Put me down, you baldheaded fuck!

1793
02:10:44,170 --> 02:10:47,260
- I beg you, please don't do this.
- I'm not doing this.

1794
02:10:47,370 --> 02:10:50,830
- We are doing this. This is what we want.
- No.

1795
02:10:50,910 --> 02:10:55,640
- I don't want this.
- Right. Except you is meaningless now.

1796
02:10:55,710 --> 02:10:59,710
- We have to forget about you.
- You're a voice in my head.

1797
02:10:59,820 --> 02:11:01,880
You're a voice in mine!

1798
02:11:01,990 --> 02:11:04,820
- Why can't I get rid of you?
- You need me.

1799
02:11:04,890 --> 02:11:06,980
No. I don't. I really don't any more.

1800
02:11:07,060 --> 02:11:11,330
You created me. I didn't create some
loser alter ego to make me feel better.

1801
02:11:11,430 --> 02:11:15,390
- Take some responsibility.
- I do. I am responsible for all of it

1802
02:11:15,500 --> 02:11:17,230
and I accept that.

1803
02:11:17,300 --> 02:11:21,330
So, please, I'm begging you,
please call this off.

1804
02:11:23,340 --> 02:11:25,540
Have I ever let us down?

1805
02:11:27,010 --> 02:11:29,310
How far have you come because of me?!

1806
02:11:35,220 --> 02:11:37,280
I will bring us through this.

1807
02:11:37,360 --> 02:11:41,160
As always, I will carry you
kicking and screaming

1808
02:11:41,260 --> 02:11:43,700
and in the end you will thank me.

1809
02:11:44,170 --> 02:11:46,690
Tyler. Tyler.

1810
02:11:46,770 --> 02:11:50,300
I'm grateful to you.
For everything that you've done for me.

1811
02:11:50,370 --> 02:11:53,070
But this is too much. I don't want this.

1812
02:11:53,140 --> 02:11:58,440
What do you want? Your shitjob back?
Fucking condo world, watching sitcoms?

1813
02:11:58,510 --> 02:12:00,570
Fuck you! I won't do it.

1814
02:12:01,450 --> 02:12:05,290
- This can't be happening.
- It's already done, so shut up!

1815
02:12:05,360 --> 02:12:06,980
60 seconds till CRI.

1816
02:12:07,520 --> 02:12:09,580
No.

1817
02:12:11,490 --> 02:12:14,290
I can figure this out. This isn't even real.

1818
02:12:14,360 --> 02:12:18,060
You're not real, that gun...
That gun isn't even in your hand.

1819
02:12:19,540 --> 02:12:21,600
The gun's in my hand.

1820
02:12:26,610 --> 02:12:29,100
Good for you. It doesn't change a thing.

1821
02:12:37,990 --> 02:12:40,620
Why do you wanna put a gun to your head?

1822
02:12:40,760 --> 02:12:42,820
Not my head, Tyler.

1823
02:12:43,390 --> 02:12:45,420
Our head.

1824
02:12:46,970 --> 02:12:49,020
Interesting.

1825
02:12:52,040 --> 02:12:54,700
Where are you going with this, Ikea boy?

1826
02:13:01,180 --> 02:13:04,170
Hey. It's you and me.

1827
02:13:06,920 --> 02:13:08,980
Friends?

1828
02:13:09,820 --> 02:13:11,920
Tyler,

1829
02:13:15,330 --> 02:13:17,660
I want you to really listen to me.

1830
02:13:17,800 --> 02:13:20,230
OK.

1831
02:13:20,330 --> 02:13:22,390
My eyes are open.

1832
02:13:41,150 --> 02:13:43,180
What's that smell?

1833
02:14:02,810 --> 02:14:05,800
- Where is everybody?
- Oh, no. What's going on?

1834
02:14:06,450 --> 02:14:08,040
Mr Durden!

1835
02:14:09,120 --> 02:14:10,980
Oh, my God!

1836
02:14:16,330 --> 02:14:19,520
Are you... Are you all right, sir?

1837
02:14:19,630 --> 02:14:23,590
- Oh, yeah, I'm OK.
- You look terrible, sir. What happened?

1838
02:14:23,670 --> 02:14:27,660
- Nothing, it's no problem.
- No, no, no, sir. He's not kidding.

1839
02:14:27,740 --> 02:14:30,500
- You look awful. You need assistance.
- I'm fine.

1840
02:14:30,640 --> 02:14:34,230
Look, I'm fine... Everything's fine.

1841
02:14:36,510 --> 02:14:38,740
Stop it!

1842
02:14:38,880 --> 02:14:42,010
- Let her go.
- Christ Almighty!

1843
02:14:42,080 --> 02:14:43,880
You!

1844
02:14:43,950 --> 02:14:46,050
Hi, Marla.

1845
02:14:46,520 --> 02:14:51,360
- Leave her with me. Meet me downstairs.
- Are you sure?

1846
02:14:51,460 --> 02:14:53,520
Yes, I'm sure.

1847
02:14:54,630 --> 02:14:58,730
You fucker! What kind of sick
fucking game are you playing at?!

1848
02:14:58,870 --> 02:15:01,530
Putting me on a... Oh, my God, your face!

1849
02:15:01,640 --> 02:15:03,130
Yeah, I know.

1850
02:15:07,910 --> 02:15:09,780
What happened?

1851
02:15:09,910 --> 02:15:12,040
- Don't ask.
- You're shot.

1852
02:15:12,120 --> 02:15:14,180
- Yes, I'm shot.
- Oh, my God.

1853
02:15:15,120 --> 02:15:18,150
- I can't believe he's standing.
- One tough motherfucker.

1854
02:15:21,960 --> 02:15:23,790
Who did this?

1855
02:15:23,930 --> 02:15:26,400
I did, actually.

1856
02:15:26,500 --> 02:15:28,560
Find some gauze.

1857
02:15:29,940 --> 02:15:31,960
You shot yourself?

1858
02:15:32,070 --> 02:15:34,700
Yes, but it's OK. Marla, look at me.

1859
02:15:34,770 --> 02:15:37,070
I'm really OK.

1860
02:15:37,140 --> 02:15:41,100
Trust me. Everything's gonna be fine.

1861
02:15:53,930 --> 02:15:57,790
You met me at a very strange time in my life.

1862
02:15:58,305 --> 02:16:58,339
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