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Who are the real-world Illuminati ?
Find out @ saveanilluminati.com

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(rock music)

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(music fades)

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(man) People always ask me
if I know Tyler Durden.

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Three minutes.

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This is it. Ground zero.

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- Do you have a speech for the occasion?
- (mumbles)

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With a gun barrel between your teeth,
you speak only in vowels.

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I can't think of anything.

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For a second, I forget about
Tyler's controlled demolition thing...

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... and I wonder how clean that gun is.

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It's getting exciting now.

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That old thing,
how you always hurt the one you love.

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Well, it works both ways.

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We have front-row seats
for this theatre of mass destruction.

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The Demolitions Committee
of Project Mayhem...

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... wrapped the foundations
of 12 buildings with explosives.

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In two minutes,
primary charges will blow base charges...

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... and a few blocks will be reduced
to smoldering rubble.

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I know this because Tyler knows this.

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Two and a half.
Think of everything we've accomplished.

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Suddenly I realize that all of this,
the gun, the bombs, the revolution...

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... has got something to do
with a girl named Marla Singer.

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Bob. Bob had bitch tits.

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This was a support group
for men with testicular cancer.

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The big moosie slobbering all over me,
that was Bob.

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We're still men.

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(flatly) Yes, we're men.

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Men is what we are.

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Bob had had his testicles removed.
Then hormone therapy.

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He developed bitch tits because
his testosterone was too high...

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... and his body upped the oestrogen.

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- That was where I fit...
- They'll have to drain my pecs again.

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... between those huge sweating tits...

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... that hung enormous,
the way you'd think of God's as big.

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OK, you cry now.

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No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier.

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For six months, I couldn't sleep.

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(echoing) I couldn't sleep...

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With insomnia, nothing's real.

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Everything's far away.

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Everything's a copy of a copy...

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... of a copy.

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When deep space exploration ramps up,
it'll be the corporations that name everything.

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The IBM Stellar Sphere.

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The Microsoft Galaxy.

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The Planet Starbucks.

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I need you out of town this week
to cover some red flags.

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It must have been Tuesday.
He had on his cornflower blue tie.

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You want me to deprioritize my reports
until you advise of a status upgrade?

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Prioritize these. Here's your flight coupons.
Call me if there's any snags.

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He was full of pep.
Must have had his grande latte enema.

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Like so many others, I had become
a slave to the Ikea nesting instinct.

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Uh... yes. I'd like to order...

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...the Erika Pekkari dust ruffles.

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- Please hold.
- Anything clever...

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... like a coffee table in the shape of a yin-yang,
I had to have it.

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The Klipsk personal office unit.

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The Hovetrekke home exerbike.

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Or the Ohamshab sofa
with the Strinne green stripe pattern.

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Even the Ryslampa wire lamps of
environmentally-friendly unbleached paper.

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I'd flip through catalogues and wonder...

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..."What kind of dining set
defines me as a person?"

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I had it all. Even the glass dishes
with tiny bubbles and imperfections...

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... proof that they were crafted by the honest,
hard-working, indigenous peoples of...

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- (woman) Please hold.
...wherever.

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We used to read pornography.

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Now it was the Horchow collection.

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- No. You can't die of insomnia.
- What about narcolepsy?

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I nod off, I wake up in strange places.

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I have no idea how I got there.

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- You need to lighten up.
- Can you please just give me something?

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Red and blue Tuinals, lipstick-red Seconals...

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No. You need healthy, natural sleep.

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Chew some valerian root
and get more exercise.

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Hey, come on.

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- I'm in pain.
- You wanna see pain?

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Swing by First Methodist, Tuesday nights.

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See the guys with testicular cancer.

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That's pain.

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(children singing)

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I always wanted three kids...
two boys and a girl.

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Mindy wanted two girls and a boy.

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We never could agree on anything.

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Well, I... She...

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She had her first child last week.

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A girl.

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With... With her... With her new husband.

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(man whispers) Fuck!

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Thank God, you know...

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I'm glad for her.

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(sobs) She deserves...

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Everyone, let's thank Thomas
for sharing himself with us.

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Thank you, Thomas.

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I look around this room,
and I see a lot of courage.

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And that gives me strength.

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We give each other strength.

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It's time for the one-on-ones.

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So let's all of us follow Thomas's example
and really open ourselves up.

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Could you find a partner?

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And this is how I met the big moosie.

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His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears.

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Knees together. Those awkward little steps.

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- My name is Bob.
- Bob?

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Bob had been a champion bodybuilder.

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You know that chest expansion programme
on late-night TV?

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That was his idea.

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(sobbing) I was a juicer.

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You know, using steroids?

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Diabonal and...

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...Wisterol.

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Oh, they use that on racehorses,
for Christ sakes.

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And now I'm bankrupt.

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I'm divorced.

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My two grown kids...

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...won't even return my phone calls.

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Strangers with this kind of honesty
make me go a big, rubbery one.

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Go ahead... Cornelius.

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You can cry.

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(starts sniveling)

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And then... something happened.
I let go.

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That's really good.

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Lost in oblivion.

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Dark and silent and complete.

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I found freedom.
Losing all hope was freedom.

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(Bob whispers) It's OK.

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Babies don't sleep this well.

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I became addicted.

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If I didn't say anything...

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...people always assumed the worst.

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They cried harder... then I cried harder.

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Now we're going to open the green door,
the heart chakra...

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I wasn't really dying.

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I wasn't host to cancer or parasites.

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I was the warm little centre
that the life of this world crowded around.

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Imagine your pain
as a white ball of healing light.

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It moves over your body, healing you.

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Now keep this going. Remember to breathe...

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...and step forward
through the back door of the room.

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Where does it lead?

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To your cave.

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Step forward...

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...into your cave.

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That's right.

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(echoing) You're going deeper into your cave.

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And you're going to find...

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...your power animal.

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(penguin) Slide.

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(penguin giggles)

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Every evening I died.

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And every evening I was born again.

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Resurrected.

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Bob loved me because he thought
my testicles were removed too.

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Being there, pressed against his tits...

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... ready to cry.

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This was my vacation.

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And she...

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... ruined everything.

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This is cancer, right?

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This chick, Marla Singer...

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... did not have testicular cancer.

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She was a liar.

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She had no diseases at all.

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I had seen her at Free And Clear,
my blood parasites group, Thursdays.

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Then at Hope,
my bimonthly sickle-cell circle.

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And again, at Seize The Day,
my tuberculosis, Friday night.

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Marla...

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... the big tourist.

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Her lie reflected my lie.

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And suddenly, I felt nothing.

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I couldn't cry. So once again...

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... I couldn't sleep.

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Next group, after guided meditation...

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... after we open our heart chakras,
when it's time to hug...

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... I'm gonna grab that bitch,
Marla Singer, and scream.

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Marla, you liar!
You big tourist, I need this! Now, get out!

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I hadn't slept in four days.

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(TV) We'll just let that dry...

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When you have insomnia,
you're never really asleep.

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And you're never really awake.

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To begin tonight's communion...

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...Chloe would like to say a few words.

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Oh, yeah. Chloe.

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Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton
would look if you made it walk around...

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... being extra nice to everybody.

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Well, I'm still here.

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But I don't know for how long.

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That's as much certainty
as anyone can give me.

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But I've got some good news.

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I no longer have any fear of death.

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But... I am in a pretty lonely place.

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No- one will have sex with me.

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I'm so close to the end,
and all I want is to get laid for the last time.

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I have pornographic movies
in my apartment...

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...and lubricants and amyl nitrite.
- Thank you, Chloe.

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Everyone, let's thank Chloe.

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(all) Thank you, Chloe.

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Now, let's ready ourselves
for guided meditation.

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You're standing at the entrance of your cave.

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You step inside your cave and you walk...

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If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.

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Marla.

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The scratch on the roof of your mouth
that would heal if you could stop tonguing it.

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But you can't.

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(group leader)
... deeper into your cave as you walk.

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(echoing) You feel
a healing energy all around you.

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Now find your power animal.

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Slide.

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(group leader) OK. Let's partner up.

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Pick someone special to you tonight.

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Hey.

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- We need to talk.
- Sure.

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- I'm onto you.
- What?

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Yeah. You're a faker. You're not dying.

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Sorry?

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In the Tibetan-philosophy, Sylvia-Plath
sense of the word, I know we're all dying.

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- But you're not dying the way Chloe is.
- So?

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So you're a tourist.

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I've seen you. I saw you at melanoma,
I saw you at tuberculosis.

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I saw you at testicular cancer!

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I saw you practicing this.

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- Practicing what?
- Telling me off.

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Is it going as well as you hoped... Rupert?

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I'll expose you.

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Go ahead. I'll expose you.

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(leader)
Come together. Let yourselves cry.

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(sobs)

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Oh, God. Why are you doing this?

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It's cheaper than a movie
and there's free coffee.

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Look, this is important.
These are my groups.

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I've been coming for over a year.

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- Why do you do it?
- I don't know.

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When people think you're dying,
they listen to you instead of...

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Instead of waiting for their turn to speak.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Share yourself... completely.

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Look, you don't want to get into this.

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- It becomes an addiction.
- Really?

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I'm not kidding. I can't cry
if another faker is present, and I need this.

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You gotta find somewhere else to go.

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Candystripe a cancer ward.
It's not my problem.

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No, wait a second. Hold on.

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We'll split up the week, OK?

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You take lymphoma and tuberculosis.

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You take tuberculosis.
My smoking doesn't go over at all.

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OK. Good. Fine.
Testicular cancer should be no contest.

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Technically, I have more right to be there.
You still have your balls.

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- You're kidding.
- I dunno. Am I?

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No. No.

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- What do you want?
- I'll take the parasites.

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You can't have both.
Take the blood parasites.

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- I want brain parasites.
- I'll take the blood but I want brain dementia.

253
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,720
- I want that.
- You can't have the whole brain.

254
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,200
So far, you have four. I only have two.

255
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:47,040
OK. Take both the parasites. They're yours.

256
00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:49,320
Now we both have three...

257
00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:54,480
Hey! You left half your clothes.

258
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,800
(tires screech)

259
00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:59,880
(car horn)

260
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,400
- What, are you selling those?
- Yes!

261
00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,480
I'm selling some clothes!

262
00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:16,560
So! We each have three. That's six.

263
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:19,360
What about the seventh day?
I want bowel cancer.

264
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,440
The girl had done her homework.

265
00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:23,520
No. No. I want bowel cancer.

266
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:26,160
That's your favorite too?

267
00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:29,600
- Tried to slip it by me, eh?
- Look, we'll split it.

268
00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:31,680
Take the first and third Sunday.

269
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:35,840
Deal.

270
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,560
Looks like this is goodbye.

271
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,680
Let's not make a big thing out of it.

272
00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:45,120
How's this for not making a big thing?

273
00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,200
Hey, Marla!

274
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,560
Marla!

275
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:55,120
Maybe we should exchange numbers.

276
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,040
Should we?

277
00:17:57,120 --> 00:18:01,040
- We might wanna switch nights.
- OK.

278
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,440
This is how I met Marla Singer.

279
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:14,160
Marla's philosophy of life
was that she might die at any moment.

280
00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:16,440
The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't.

281
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:20,400
It doesn't have your name!
Who are you? Cornelius? Rupert?

282
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:24,280
Travis? Any of the stupid names
you give each night?

283
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,120
You wake up at SeaTac.

284
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:32,040
SFO. LAX.

285
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:34,400
You wake up at O'Hare.

286
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,520
Dallas Fort Worth.

287
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,480
BWI.

288
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:42,200
Pacific. Mountain. Central.
Lose an hour. Gain an hour.

289
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:46,000
The check-in for that flight
isn't for another two hours, sir.

290
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:49,240
This is your life,
and it's ending one minute at a time.

291
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:52,200
You wake up at Air Harbor International.

292
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:57,240
If you wake up at a different time,
in a different place...

293
00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,880
... could you wake up as a different person?

294
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:01,960
Everywhere I travel...

295
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,200
... tiny life.

296
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:06,720
Single-serving sugar and cream.

297
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,520
Single pat of butter.

298
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:11,320
The microwave cordon bleu hobby kit.

299
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,280
Shampoo-conditioner combos.

300
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:17,080
Sample-package mouthwash.
Tiny bars of soap.

301
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:20,880
The people I meet on each flight...

302
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,000
... they're single-serving friends.

303
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:26,640
Between takeoff and landing,
we have our time together.

304
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,880
That's all we get.

305
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,800
(TV) Welcome!

306
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:36,800
On a long enough time line,
the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

307
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:40,480
I was a recall coordinator.
My job was to apply the formula.

308
00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:42,840
The infant went through the windshield.

309
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:46,840
A new car built by my company
leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph.

310
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,920
The rear differential locks up.

311
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:52,400
The teenager's braces
are stuck to the ashtray.

312
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,760
Might make a good anti-smoking ad.

313
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:58,200
The car crashes and burns
with everyone trapped inside.

314
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,480
Now, should we initiate a recall?

315
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,560
The father must have been huge.

316
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:05,720
See where the fat burned to the seat?
The polyester shirt?

317
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,720
Very modern art.

318
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:10,200
Take the number of vehicles in the field, A.

319
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,880
Multiply it by the probable rate of failure, B.

320
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:16,600
Multiply the result by
the average out-of-court settlement, C.

321
00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:18,680
A x B x C...

322
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,720
...equals X.

323
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,280
If X is less than the cost of a recall...

324
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:25,320
...we don't do one.

325
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:28,480
Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?

326
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,400
You wouldn't believe.

327
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:34,240
Which car company do you work for?

328
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,320
A major one.

329
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:42,480
Every time the plane banked too sharply
on takeoff or landing...

330
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:45,720
... I prayed for a crash or a midair collision.

331
00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:47,840
Anything.

332
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:59,920
Life insurance pays off triple
if you die on a business trip.

333
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:05,920
"If you are seated in an emergency exit row...

334
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,360
...and would be unable or unwilling
to perform the duties...

335
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:13,720
...listed on the safety card, please
ask a flight attendant to reseat you."

336
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,400
It's a lot of responsibility.

337
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:19,600
Wanna switch seats?

338
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:23,000
No. I'm not sure
I'm the man for that particular job.

339
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:27,280
An exit-door procedure at 30,000ft. Mm-hm.

340
00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:29,360
The illusion of safety.

341
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,600
Yeah. I guess so.

342
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:34,480
You know why
they put oxygen masks on planes?

343
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:38,920
- So you can breathe.
- Oxygen gets you high.

344
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,400
In a catastrophic emergency,
you take giant panic breaths.

345
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,880
Suddenly you become euphoric, docile.

346
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,160
You accept your fate.

347
00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:50,720
It's all right here.

348
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,840
Emergency water landing, 600mph.

349
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,640
Blank faces. Calm as Hindu cows.

350
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,720
That's um...

351
00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:02,080
That's an interesting theory.

352
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,040
- What do you do?
- What do you mean?

353
00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:08,120
What do you do for a living?

354
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:11,240
Why? So you can pretend you're interested?

355
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,200
OK.

356
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:18,040
You have
a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.

357
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:23,160
We have the exact same briefcase.

358
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:25,880
Soap.

359
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:29,520
- Sorry?
- I make and I sell soap.

360
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,880
The yardstick of civilization.

361
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,280
And this is how I met...

362
00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:36,120
Tyler Durden.

363
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:41,240
Did you know if you mix gasoline and
frozen orange juice, you can make napalm?

364
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:44,160
- No, I did not. Is that true?
- That's right.

365
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:47,920
One can make all kinds of explosives
with simple household items.

366
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,360
- Really?
- If one was so inclined.

367
00:22:55,120 --> 00:23:00,000
Tyler, you are by far the most interesting
single-serving friend I have ever met.

368
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:05,760
- Everything on a plane is single-serving...
- Oh, I get it. Very clever.

369
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:07,320
Thank you.

370
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:09,440
How's it working out for you?

371
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:12,160
- What?
- Being clever?

372
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:14,520
Great.

373
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:17,480
Keep it up, then. Right up.

374
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,680
(sighs) A question of etiquette.

375
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:23,640
As I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

376
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,640
How I came to live with Tyler is...

377
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:36,800
Airlines have this policy
about vibrating luggage.

378
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:48,640
- Was it ticking?
- Throwers know modern bombs don't tick.

379
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,760
- Sorry, throwers?
- Baggage handlers.

380
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:54,000
But when a suitcase vibrates...

381
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:56,680
...the throwers have got to call the police.

382
00:23:56,760 --> 00:24:00,120
- My suitcase was vibrating?
- Nine times out of ten...

383
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,200
...it's an electric razor.

384
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:04,320
But... every once in a while...

385
00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:09,120
It's a dildo.

386
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:13,760
It's company policy never to imply
ownership in the event of a dildo.

387
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:17,560
We have to use the indefinite article,
a dildo, never...

388
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,640
... your dildo.

389
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,720
I don't own...

390
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:27,280
I had everything in that suitcase.
My CK shirts.

391
00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:30,400
My DKNY shoes. My AX ties.

392
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,240
Never mind.

393
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,640
(man outside) Hey! That's my car!

394
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:43,640
(sirens)

395
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,600
Home was a condo on the 15th floor...

396
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:49,600
... of a filing cabinet
for widows and professionals.

397
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:52,200
The walls were solid concrete.

398
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:54,280
A foot of concrete is important...

399
00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:58,440
... when your next-door neighbor
has to watch game shows at full volume.

400
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:02,240
Or when a blast of debris
that used to be your personal effects...

401
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:06,200
... blows out of your windows
and sails flaming into the night.

402
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:08,400
(helicopter hovering)

403
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,600
I suppose these things happen.

404
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:25,800
(sirens)

405
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:28,920
There's... nothing up there.

406
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:32,240
You can't go into the unit. Police orders.

407
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:43,000
Do you have somebody you can call?

408
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,120
How embarrassing.

409
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,960
A houseful of condiments and no food.

410
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,640
The police later told me
the pilot light might have gone out...

411
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:04,440
... letting out just a little bit of gas.

412
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:06,680
That gas could have filled the condo.

413
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:10,160
1700 square feet with high ceilings
for days and days.

414
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,640
Then the refrigerator's compressor
could have clicked on.

415
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,680
(Marla) Yeah?

416
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,640
(Marla) I can hear you breathing...

417
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:41,720
If you ask me now,
I couldn't tell you why I called him.

418
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,400
(ringing tone)

419
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:04,480
(engine starts)

420
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:12,920
(phone rings)

421
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,320
- Hello?
- (Tyler) Who's this?

422
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,400
(Tyler munches)

423
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,480
- Tyler?
- Who is this?

424
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:30,880
Um...

425
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,080
We met... We met on the airplane.

426
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,320
We had the same suitcase?

427
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,400
Uh... the clever guy?

428
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,720
(laughs) Oh, yeah. Right.

429
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:44,200
I called a second ago. There was no answer.

430
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:48,280
- I'm at a payphone.
- Yeah, I *69'd you. I never pick up my phone.

431
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,960
- So what's up?
- Uh...

432
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,560
Well.

433
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,640
You're not gonna believe this.

434
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:01,800
(Tyler) You know, it could be worse.

435
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:05,480
A woman could cut off your penis
while you sleep and toss it out of a car.

436
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:09,440
There's always that. I don't know.

437
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:12,520
When you buy furniture,
you tell yourself, that's it.

438
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,600
That's the last sofa I'll need.

439
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:17,360
Whatever happens,
that sofa problem is handled.

440
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:20,760
I had it all.
I had a stereo that was very decent.

441
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:24,240
A wardrobe that was getting very respectable.

442
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:26,400
I was close to being complete.

443
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,920
- Shit, man. Now it's all gone.
- All gone.

444
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,640
All gone.

445
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:34,800
Do you know what a duvet is?

446
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,640
- A comforter.
- It's a blanket.

447
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:41,560
Just a blanket. Why do guys
like you and I know what a duvet is?

448
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:45,640
Is this essential to our survival
in the hunter-gatherer sense?

449
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,280
No.

450
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:49,280
What are we, then?

451
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,840
I dunno. Consumers.

452
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,920
Right. We're consumers.

453
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:57,160
We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession.

454
00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:01,000
Murder, crime, poverty.
These things don't concern me.

455
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:04,360
What concerns me are celebrity magazines...

456
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,440
...television with 500 channels...

457
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:09,080
...some guy's name on my underwear.
Rogaine.

458
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:11,160
Viagra. Olestra.

459
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:13,960
- Martha Stewart.
- Fuck Martha Stewart.

460
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:17,400
She's polishing the brass on the Titanic.
It's all going down.

461
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:21,080
So fuck off with your sofa units
and Strinne green stripe patterns.

462
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:24,320
I say never be complete.

463
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,360
I say stop being perfect.

464
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,400
I say let's evolve.

465
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,680
Let the chips fall where they may.

466
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:34,760
But that's me, and I could be wrong.

467
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:36,840
Maybe it's a terrible tragedy.

468
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,320
It's just stuff. Not a tragedy...

469
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:43,000
You did lose a lot of versatile solutions
for modern living.

470
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:45,560
Fuck, you're right. I don't smoke.

471
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:52,400
My insurance is probably gonna cover it, so...

472
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,800
What?

473
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,880
The things you own end up owning you.

474
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:05,080
Do what you like, man.

475
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:08,120
(sighs) Oh, it's late.

476
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:10,800
- Hey, thanks for the beer.
- Yeah, man.

477
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:12,880
I should find a hotel.

478
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,600
- Oh!
- What?

479
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,240
What?

480
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,320
- A hotel?
- Yeah.

481
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,360
- Just ask, man.
- What are you talking about?

482
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:26,040
Oh, God. Three pitchers of beer
and you still can't ask.

483
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,560
What?

484
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:31,200
You called me
because you needed a place to stay.

485
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:34,560
- Oh, hey. No, no, no.
- Yes, you did. So just ask.

486
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:37,120
Cut the foreplay and just ask, man.

487
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:41,000
Would... Would that be a problem?

488
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,080
Is it a problem for you to ask?

489
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:46,200
- Can I stay at your place?
- Yeah.

490
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:49,520
Thanks.

491
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:56,360
- I want you to do me a favor.
- Yeah, sure.

492
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,760
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

493
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:00,720
What?

494
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:04,480
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

495
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:07,360
Let me tell you a little bit about Tyler Durden.

496
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:09,800
Tyler was a night person.

497
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:12,040
While the rest of us slept, he worked.

498
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:15,160
He had one part-time job as a projectionist.

499
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:18,120
A movie doesn't come all on one big reel.
It comes on a few.

500
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:21,760
Someone has to switch the projectors
at the exact moment...

501
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,960
...that one reel ends and the next one begins.

502
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:28,800
You can see little dots come into
the upper right corner of the screen.

503
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,480
In the industry, we call them cigarette burns.

504
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,560
That's the cue for a changeover.

505
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:38,200
He flips the projectors, movie keeps
going and the audience has no idea.

506
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,440
Why would anyone want this shitjob?

507
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:43,560
Because it affords him
interesting opportunities.

508
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:47,040
Like splicing a frame of pornography
into family films.

509
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:51,920
So when the snooty cat and the courageous
dog with the celebrity voices first meet...

510
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:56,040
...that's when you'll catch a flash
of Tyler's contribution to the film.

511
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:05,160
Nobody knows that they saw it but they did.

512
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:07,680
Nice, big cock.

513
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:12,200
(cries)

514
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,960
Even a hummingbird
couldn't catch Tyler at work.

515
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:24,880
Tyler also works sometimes as a banquet
waiter at the luxurious Pressman hotel.

516
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:33,240
He was the guerrilla terrorist
of the food service industry.

517
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:35,520
Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch.

518
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:39,840
Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque,
he farted on meringues...

519
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:42,360
...and as for the cream of mushroom soup...

520
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:44,400
(sniggers) Go ahead, tell 'em.

521
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,400
You get the idea.

522
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:49,680
- You just want me to hit you?
- Come on. Do me this one favor.

523
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:53,000
- Why?
- I don't know. Never been in a fight. You?

524
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:56,920
- No. But that's a good thing.
- You can't know yourself if you haven't!

525
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,240
I don't wanna die without any scars.

526
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:03,440
- Come on. Hit me, before I lose my nerve.
- Oh, God. This is crazy.

527
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:05,720
So go crazy! Let it rip.

528
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:08,360
- I don't know about this.
- I don't either.

529
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,400
Who gives a shit? No- one's watching.
What do you care?

530
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,840
This is crazy. You want me to hit you?!

531
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:15,920
That's right.

532
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,080
- Where? Like, in the face?
- Surprise me.

533
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:23,160
This is so fucking stupid.

534
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,680
Motherfucker!

535
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:37,760
He hit me in the ear!

536
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,920
- Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.
- Ow, Christ!

537
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,000
- Why the ear, man?
- I fucked it up.

538
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:44,720
No, that was perfect.

539
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:47,040
Uh! Agh!

540
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,120
(winded) No, it's all right.

541
00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:01,920
It really hurts.

542
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,360
Right.

543
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:06,800
Hit me again.

544
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:08,920
No, you hit me. Come on!

545
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:11,440
(shouting)

546
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:27,560
We should do this again sometime.

547
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:41,960
- Where's your car?
- What car?

548
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,040
(belches)

549
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,320
I don't know how Tyler found that house...

550
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:56,560
... but he said he'd been there for a year.

551
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:59,400
It looked like it was waiting to be torn down.

552
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:01,800
Most of the windows were boarded up.

553
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:07,000
There was no lock on the front door from
when the police, or whoever, kicked it in.

554
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:09,080
The stairs were ready to collapse.

555
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,600
I didn't know if he owned it or was squatting.

556
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:14,080
Neither would have surprised me.

557
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:16,920
Yep. That's you.

558
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,480
That's me. That's the toilet. Good?

559
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:21,560
Yeah, thanks.

560
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,480
What a shithole.

561
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:25,440
Nothing worked.

562
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:32,720
Turning on one light meant
another light in the house went out.

563
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:36,400
There were no neighbors.
Just warehouses and a paper mill.

564
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:40,320
That fart smell of steam.
The hamster-cage smell of wood chips.

565
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,280
What have we here?

566
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:00,520
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.

567
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:14,000
Every time it rained, we had to kill the power.

568
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:18,080
By the end of the first month,
I didn't miss TV.

569
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:22,280
I didn't even mind the warm, stale refrigerator.

570
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,200
Can I be next?

571
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,440
All right, man.

572
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:44,440
Lose the tie.

573
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:48,400
- (glass smashing)
- (laughing)

574
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:52,480
At night, Tyler and I were alone
for half a mile in every direction.

575
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:55,480
(crash)

576
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:57,640
(dogs barking)

577
00:36:57,720 --> 00:37:01,480
Rain trickled down through
the plaster and the light fixtures.

578
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:04,280
Everything wooden swelled and shrank.

579
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:07,440
Everywhere were rusted nails
to snag your elbow on.

580
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:10,000
The previous occupant had been a shut-in.

581
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:12,080
Hey, man. What are you reading?

582
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:16,360
Listen to this. It's an article written
by an organ in the first person.

583
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:19,080
"I am Jack's medulla oblongata.
Without me...

584
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:22,480
...Jack could not regulate
his heart rate or breathing."

585
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,560
There's a whole series of these.

586
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:26,640
"I Am Jill's Nipples."

587
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:32,400
- "I Am Jack's Colon."
- (laughs) "I Get Cancer. I Kill Jack."

588
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:35,440
Whoop! Agh!

589
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:39,160
After fighting, everything else
in life got the volume turned down.

590
00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:42,720
- (inaudible)
- What?

591
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:46,200
- You could deal with anything.
- Have you finished those reports?

592
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:53,160
(Tyler) If you could choose,
who would you fight?

593
00:37:53,240 --> 00:37:55,240
I'd fight my boss, probably.

594
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:57,360
Really?

595
00:37:57,440 --> 00:38:00,640
- Yeah, why? Who would you fight?
- I'd fight my dad.

596
00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:02,720
I don't know my dad.

597
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,640
I mean, I know him, but...

598
00:38:04,720 --> 00:38:07,000
He left when I was like, six years old.

599
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:09,960
Married this other woman
and had some other kids.

600
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:12,040
He did this every six years.

601
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:16,080
- He changes city and starts a new family.
- Fucker's setting up franchises!

602
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:18,880
My dad never went to college.

603
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:22,720
- So it was real important that I go.
- That sounds familiar.

604
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:27,080
So I graduate. Call him up long-distance
and say, "Dad, now what?"

605
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,080
- He says, "Get a job."
- Same here.

606
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:31,720
Now I'm 25. Make my yearly call again.

607
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:33,720
"Dad, now what?"

608
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:35,840
He says, "I dunno. Get married."

609
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:39,240
You can't get married.

610
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:41,960
I'm a 30-year-old boy.

611
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:44,440
We're a generation of men raised by women.

612
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:48,600
I'm wondering if another woman
is really the answer we need.

613
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:57,440
Most of the week, we were Ozzie and Harriet.

614
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:01,600
But every Saturday night,
we were finding something out.

615
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:06,080
We were finding out more and more
that we were not alone.

616
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:14,320
It used to be that when I came home angry
or depressed, I'd just clean my condo.

617
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:16,400
Polish my Scandinavian furniture.

618
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:21,320
I should have been looking for a new condo
or haggling with my insurance company.

619
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:25,040
I should have been upset
about my nice flaming little shit.

620
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:26,960
But I wasn't.

621
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:30,560
The premise of cybernetting an office
is make things more efficient.

622
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:33,360
Monday mornings,
I just thought about next week.

623
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:36,360
Can I get the icon in cornflower blue?

624
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:37,520
Absolutely.

625
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:40,720
Efficiency is priority No.1, people.

626
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,520
Because waste is a thief.

627
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:46,600
I showed this to my man here.
You liked it, didn't you?

628
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:53,880
You can swallow a pint of blood
before you get sick.

629
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,040
It was right in everyone's face.

630
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,200
Tyler and I just made it visible.

631
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:01,600
It was on the tip of everyone's tongue.

632
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:03,680
Tyler and I just gave it a name.

633
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:05,760
(rock music)

634
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:16,440
Come on, you've gotta go home!

635
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,960
Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back.

636
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:03,600
Every week,
Tyler gave the rules that he and I decided.

637
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,680
Gentlemen!

638
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,400
Welcome to Fight Club.

639
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:12,520
The first rule of Fight Club is...

640
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,880
...you do not talk about Fight Club.

641
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:17,440
The second rule of Fight Club is...

642
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:21,160
...you do not talk about Fight Club!

643
00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:23,440
Third rule of Fight Club.

644
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:26,200
Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out...

645
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,920
...the fight is over. Fourth rule.

646
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,240
Only two guys to a fight.

647
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:33,120
Fifth rule.

648
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,760
- One fight at a time, fellas.
- (laughter)

649
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:38,240
Sixth rule. No shirts. No shoes.

650
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:42,080
Seventh rule.
Fights will go on as long as they have to.

651
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:46,320
And the eighth and final rule.

652
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:50,480
If this is your first night at Fight Club...

653
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:52,560
...you have to fight.

654
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:54,640
(shouting and cheering)

655
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,440
This kid from work, Ricky...

656
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:02,840
... couldn't remember whether
you ordered pens with blue ink or black.

657
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:05,240
But Ricky was a god for ten minutes...

658
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:08,520
... when he trounced
the maitre d' of a local food court.

659
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:15,440
Sometimes, all you could hear were
the flat, hard, packing sounds over the yelling.

660
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:21,960
Or the wet choke
when someone gasped and sprayed...

661
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,000
Stop!

662
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:26,840
You weren't alive anywhere
like you were there.

663
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:31,520
But Fight Club only exists in the hours
between when Fight Club starts and ends.

664
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:34,960
Even if I could tell someone
they had a good fight...

665
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:37,240
... I wouldn't be talking to the same man.

666
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:40,520
Who you were in Fight Club
is not who you were outside of it.

667
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:45,440
A guy came to Fight Club for the first time.
His ass was a wad of cookie dough.

668
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,240
After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.

669
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:52,120
If you could fight any celebrity,
who would you fight?

670
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:55,200
- Alive or dead?
- Doesn't matter. Who'd be tough?

671
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:59,080
Hemingway. You?

672
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:02,720
Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner.

673
00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:06,800
We all started seeing things differently.

674
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:11,240
Everywhere we went,
we were sizing things up.

675
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:17,440
I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms...

676
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:21,440
... trying to look like how Calvin Klein
or Tommy Hilfiger said they should.

677
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,560
Is that what a man looks like?

678
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:27,160
Oh, self-improvement is masturbation.

679
00:43:27,240 --> 00:43:29,240
Now, self-destruction...

680
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:31,240
Excuse me.

681
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,080
(man roars)

682
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:35,160
(cheering)

683
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:58,960
(cheering)

684
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:07,520
Fight Club wasn't about winning or losing.

685
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:09,600
It wasn't about words.

686
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:14,800
The hysterical shouting was in tongues...

687
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:16,760
... like at a Pentecostal Church.

688
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:23,120
- Is that it?
- Stop!

689
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,960
When the fight was over, nothing was solved.

690
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:27,880
But nothing mattered.

691
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:30,640
Cool.

692
00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:33,400
Afterwards, we all felt saved.

693
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:36,480
Hey, man. How about next week?

694
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:38,560
How about next month?!

695
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:40,640
Everybody here in the middle.

696
00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:42,680
New guy, you too.

697
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:46,440
Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me.

698
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,520
He fell down some stairs.

699
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:51,160
I fell down some stairs.

700
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:57,400
Fight Club became the reason to cut
your hair short or trim your fingernails.

701
00:44:57,480 --> 00:44:59,880
OK. Any historical figure.

702
00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:01,760
I'd fight Gandhi.

703
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,120
Good answer.

704
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:06,360
- How about you?
- Lincoln.

705
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,920
Lincoln? Hmm.

706
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:12,480
Big guy, big reach.
Skinny guys fight till they're burger.

707
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:15,320
Fuck!

708
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:19,040
Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.

709
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:24,720
(phone rings)

710
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:29,080
Hello?

711
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,480
Where have you been the last eight weeks?

712
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:32,800
Marla?

713
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:34,880
(Tyler yells)

714
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:38,680
- How did you find me?
- You left a forwarding number.

715
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:41,640
I haven't seen you at any support groups.

716
00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:44,800
We split 'em up.
That was the idea. Remember?

717
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:47,600
Yeah, but you haven't been going to yours.

718
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:51,040
- How do you know?
- I cheated.

719
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:52,880
I found a new one.

720
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:55,600
- Really?
- It's for men only.

721
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:57,200
Like the testicle thing?

722
00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:59,280
(Tyler) Whah!

723
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:02,760
Look, this is a bad time.

724
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:05,200
I've been going to Debtors Anonymous.

725
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:08,680
- They're really fucked-up people...
- I'm on my way out.

726
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:11,040
Me too. I've got a stomach full of Xanax.

727
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:13,320
I took what was left of a bottle.

728
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,400
It might have been too much.

729
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:18,960
Picture Marla Singer throw herself
around her crummy apartment.

730
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:23,400
This isn't a for- real suicide thing.
This is probably a cry-for- help thing.

731
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:26,280
So you're staying in tonight, then?

732
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:29,080
Do you wanna wait
and hear me describe death?

733
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:33,480
Do you wanna listen
and see if my spirit can use a phone?

734
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:38,200
Have you ever heard a death rattle before?

735
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:08,040
Tyler's door was closed. I'd been here for
two months and his door was never closed.

736
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,040
(footsteps)

737
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:15,800
You won't believe this dream
I had last night.

738
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:19,040
I can hardly believe anything about last night.

739
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:26,320
(gargles)

740
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:28,360
(giggles)

741
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:30,320
What are you doing here?

742
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:34,920
What?

743
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,360
This is my house.
What are you doing here?

744
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:41,560
Fuck you!

745
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:43,440
(drops glass)

746
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:55,520
(Tyler laughs)

747
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:58,800
Oh, you've got some fucked-up friends!

748
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:00,800
Limber, though.

749
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:02,800
Silly cooze.

750
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:06,440
I come in last night. Phone's off the hook.

751
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:08,520
Guess who's on the other end?

752
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,720
I knew the story before he told me.

753
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:16,360
(Marla)
Have you ever heard a death rattle before?

754
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:19,160
Do you think it'll live up to its name?

755
00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:22,680
Or will it just be a death hairball?

756
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:25,160
(coughs)

757
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:29,800
Prepare to evacuate soul.

758
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:31,440
(Marla) Ten...

759
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:34,200
... nine... eight...

760
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:36,440
How could Tyler, of all people...

761
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:40,240
... think it was a bad thing
that Marla Singer was about to die?

762
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:41,880
... five...

763
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:43,520
... four...

764
00:48:44,240 --> 00:48:46,240
Hang on.

765
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:53,680
You got here fast.

766
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:57,160
Did I call you?

767
00:48:58,240 --> 00:48:59,840
Huh?

768
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:10,440
The mattress is all sealed in slippery plastic.

769
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:15,840
Oh, don't worry. It's not a threat to you.

770
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:18,440
(approaching sirens)

771
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,320
Oh, fuck!

772
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:22,400
Somebody called the cops.

773
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:30,840
(shouting)

774
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:37,200
- Hey, where's 513?
- End of the hall.

775
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:41,680
The girl who lives there
used to be a charming, lovely girl.

776
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:43,840
She has lost faith in herself.

777
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:46,640
- Miss Singer, let us help you!
- She's a monster!

778
00:49:46,720 --> 00:49:50,680
- You have every reason to live.
- She's infectious human waste!

779
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:54,400
- (cop) Miss Singer!
- Good luck trying to save her!

780
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,120
If I fall asleep...

781
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:03,360
...I'm done for.

782
00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:07,360
You're gonna have to keep me up...

783
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:09,440
...all night.

784
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:11,760
Un-fucking-believable.

785
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:13,920
He was obviously able to handle it.

786
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:17,560
- You know what I mean, you fucked her.
- No, I didn't.

787
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:19,640
- Never?
- No.

788
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:22,560
You're not into her, are you?

789
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:24,640
No! God, not at all.

790
00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:27,240
I am Jack's raging bile duct.

791
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:29,200
Are you sure? You can tell me.

792
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:31,080
Believe me, I'm sure.

793
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:34,320
- Put a gun to my head and spray my brains.
- That's good.

794
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:37,040
She's a predator posing as a house pet.
Stay away.

795
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:42,440
The shit that came out of
this woman's mouth, I had never heard!

796
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:44,120
My God.

797
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:47,440
I haven't been fucked like that
since grade school.

798
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:49,880
- Euch!
- How could Tyler not go for that?

799
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:53,360
The other night,
he was splicing sex organs into Cinderella.

800
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:56,120
Marla doesn't need a lover,
just a caseworker.

801
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:58,720
Or a wash.
This isn't love, it's sport fucking.

802
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,560
She invaded my support groups
and now my home.

803
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:03,640
Hey, hey. Sit down.

804
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:10,840
Now, listen.
I can't have you talking to her about me.

805
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:12,680
Why would I...

806
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:17,920
Say anything about me or what goes on
in this house to her or anybody... we're done.

807
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,560
- Now promise me. You promise?
- OK.

808
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:22,680
- Yeah, I promise.
- Promise?

809
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:26,000
- I just said, I promise! What...
- That's three times you promised.

810
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:31,280
If only I had wasted a few minutes
and gone to watch Marla Singer die...

811
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:33,360
... none of this would have happened.

812
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:35,440
(Marla groans)

813
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:38,000
(thudding)

814
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:40,880
(Marla) Harder, yes! Oh, harder, harder!

815
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:43,600
(Marla squeals)

816
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:47,120
(thudding)

817
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:49,600
I could have moved to another room.

818
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:54,360
On the third floor
where I might not have heard them.

819
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:56,440
But I didn't.

820
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:02,280
(Marla moans)

821
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:11,120
(ecstatic moaning)

822
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:14,840
(rumbling)

823
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:16,760
(Tyler) Ow!

824
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:23,600
- What are you doing?
- Just going to bed.

825
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:25,680
Wanna finish her off?

826
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:27,560
(Marla) Ooh!

827
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:31,880
- No. No, thank you.
- (Marla) I've found a cigarette.

828
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:35,160
- Who were you talking to?
- Shut up.

829
00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:38,400
I became the calm little centre of the world.

830
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,000
I was the Zen master.

831
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:47,840
I wrote little haiku poems.

832
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:50,680
I e-mailed them to everyone.

833
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:52,800
Is that your blood?

834
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:56,400
Some of it, yeah.

835
00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:59,040
You can't smoke in here.

836
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:01,120
Take the rest of the day off.

837
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:03,640
Come back Monday with some clean clothes.

838
00:53:03,720 --> 00:53:05,720
Get yourself together.

839
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:08,360
I got right in everyone's hostile face.

840
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:10,840
"Yes, these are bruises from fighting."

841
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:12,920
"Yes, I'm comfortable with that."

842
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:14,800
"I am enlightened."

843
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:21,600
You give up the condo life, give up
all your flaming worldly possessions...

844
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:24,640
... move to a dilapidated house
in a toxic waste area...

845
00:53:24,720 --> 00:53:28,440
...and you have to come home to this.
- (shouting and thudding)

846
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:30,440
(phone rings)

847
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:34,040
(Tyler and Marla squeal)

848
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:41,920
- Hello.
- This is Detective Stern with the Arson Unit.

849
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:46,040
We have some new information about
the incident at your former condo.

850
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:47,360
Yes.

851
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:52,160
I don't know if you're aware, but someone
sprayed Freon into your front-door lock.

852
00:53:52,240 --> 00:53:54,800
They used a chisel to shatter the cylinder.

853
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:56,800
No, I wasn't aware of that.

854
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:58,800
(thinks) I am Jack's cold sweat.

855
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:01,080
Does this sound strange to you?

856
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:03,880
Yes, sir, strange. Very strange.

857
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:05,920
- The dynamite...
- Dynamite?

858
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:09,000
...left a residue
of ammonium oxalate potassium perchloride.

859
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:12,400
- Do you know what this means?
- No, what does it mean?

860
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:14,320
It means it was home-made.

861
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:18,480
I'm sorry. This is just coming
as quite a shock to me, sir.

862
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:23,880
Whoever set this dynamite could have blown
out your pilot light days before the explosion.

863
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:26,920
- The gas was just a detonator.
- Who would go and do that?

864
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,000
- I'll ask the questions.
- Tell him.

865
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:33,320
Tell him the liberator who destroyed
my property realigned my perceptions.

866
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:35,400
Excuse me. Are you there?

867
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:38,280
I am listening.
It's hard to know what to make of this.

868
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:42,640
Have you recently made enemies who might
have access to home-made dynamite?

869
00:54:42,720 --> 00:54:44,920
- Enemies?
- Reject civilization...

870
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:47,000
...especially material possessions.

871
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:49,840
- Son, this is serious.
- Yes, I know it's serious.

872
00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:52,400
- I mean that.
- Yes, it's very serious.

873
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:55,200
Look, nobody takes this
more seriously than me.

874
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:57,920
That condo was my life. OK?

875
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:01,400
I loved every stick of furniture in that place.

876
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:04,400
That was not just a bunch of stuff
that got destroyed.

877
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:07,240
- It was me!
- (thinks) I'd like to thank the Academy.

878
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:11,200
- Is this not a good time for you?
- Just tell him you fucking did it!

879
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:15,000
Tell him you blew it all up!
That's what he wants to hear.

880
00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:19,760
- Are you still there?
- Wait. Are you saying that I'm a suspect?

881
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:23,680
No. I may need to talk to you, so you
let me know if you're gonna leave town.

882
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:26,040
- OK?
- OK.

883
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:33,080
Except for their humping,
Tyler and Marla were never in the same room.

884
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:36,120
My parents pulled this exact same act
for years.

885
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:39,800
The condom is the glass slipper
of our generation.

886
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:42,680
You slip one on when you meet a stranger.

887
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:44,760
You... dance all night.

888
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:46,840
Then you throw it away.

889
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:49,600
The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.

890
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:52,480
What?

891
00:55:57,120 --> 00:55:59,800
I got this dress at a thrift store for $1.

892
00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:01,680
It was worth every penny.

893
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:03,760
It's a bridesmaid's dress.

894
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:07,760
Someone loved it intensely...

895
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:09,800
...for one day.

896
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:11,880
Then tossed it.

897
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:15,680
Like a Christmas tree.

898
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:17,800
So special.

899
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:19,280
Then...

900
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:21,080
...bam!

901
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:23,160
It's on the side of the road.

902
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:25,720
Tinsel still clinging to it.

903
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:29,680
Like a sex crime victim.

904
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:31,760
Underwear inside out.

905
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:36,080
- Bound with electrical tape.
- Well then, it suits you.

906
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:38,760
You can borrow it sometime.

907
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:47,480
Get rid of her.

908
00:56:48,240 --> 00:56:51,040
- What? You get rid of her!
- Don't mention me.

909
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:55,120
I am six years old again,
passing messages between parents.

910
00:56:57,040 --> 00:57:00,520
- I really think it's time you left.
- Don't worry, I'm leaving.

911
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:05,040
- Not that we don't love your visits.
- You are such a nutcase. I can't keep up.

912
00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:09,880
# Gotta get off

913
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:11,200
Thanks. Bye.

914
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:17,000
# Gotta get off of this merry-go- round

915
00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:21,400
# Gonna get, need to get...

916
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:23,440
# Gotta get...

917
00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:25,480
(sniggers)

918
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:26,920
You kids!

919
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:31,240
Why do you still waste time with her?

920
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:33,520
I'll say this about Marla.

921
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:35,800
At least she's trying to hit bottom.

922
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:37,160
And I'm not?

923
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:39,960
Feathers up your butt
do not make you a chicken.

924
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:42,040
What are we doing tonight?

925
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:44,840
Tonight... we make soap.

926
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:46,800
Really?

927
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:49,720
To make soap, first we render fat.

928
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:09,880
The salt balance has to be just right...

929
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:12,400
...so the best fat for soap comes from humans.

930
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:16,120
- Wait, what is this place?
- A liposuction clinic.

931
00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:25,920
Pay dirt!

932
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:29,680
Richest, creamiest fat in the world.
Fat of the land!

933
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:38,480
No! Don't pull it, don't pull it!

934
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:45,080
- Oh, God!
- Give me another one.

935
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:54,280
(Tyler) As the fat renders,
the tallows float to the surface.

936
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:56,360
Like in Boy Scouts.

937
00:58:56,440 --> 00:59:00,080
- It's hard to imagine you as a Boy Scout.
- Keep stirring.

938
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:05,720
Once the tallow hardens,
you skim off a layer of glycerin.

939
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:08,120
Add nitric acid, you've got nitroglycerin.

940
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:11,880
Then add sodium nitrate and sawdust,
you've got dynamite.

941
00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:15,640
Yeah, with enough soap,
one could blow up just about anything.

942
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:17,720
Tyler was full of useful information.

943
00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:21,600
People found clothes got cleaner
when washed at a certain point in the river.

944
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:23,680
- You know why?
- No.

945
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:30,000
Human sacrifices were once made
on the hills above this river.

946
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:33,160
Bodies burnt.
Water permeated the ashes to create lye.

947
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:35,560
This is lye. The crucial ingredient.

948
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:40,240
Once it mixed with the melted body fat,
a white soapy discharge crept into the river.

949
00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:42,320
May I see your hand, please?

950
00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:50,600
- (kisses)
- What is this?

951
00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:53,160
- This is a chemical burn.
- Agh! Aaagh!

952
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:56,600
It will hurt more than any burn
and it will leave a scar.

953
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:59,240
Meditation worked for cancer,
it could work now.

954
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,640
- Don't shut the pain out.
- Oh, God!

955
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:07,680
The first soap was made from heroes' ashes,
like the first monkey shot into space.

956
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:10,640
Without pain or sacrifice,
we would have nothing.

957
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:13,520
I tried not to think
of the word searing of flesh.

958
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:16,640
Stop it!
This is your pain, this is your burning hand.

959
01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:19,280
I'm going to my cave
to find my power animal.

960
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:23,240
No! Don't deal with this
the way those dead people do! Come on!

961
01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:27,160
- I get the point!
- No! You're feeling premature enlightenment.

962
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:33,760
It's the greatest moment of your life,
and you're off somewhere else!

963
01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:35,280
I am not!

964
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:38,240
Shut up!
Our fathers were our models for God.

965
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:41,360
If our fathers bailed,
what does that tell you about God?

966
01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:47,360
Listen to me. You have to consider
the possibility that God does not like you.

967
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:51,360
He never wanted you.
In all probability, He hates you.

968
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:54,880
This is not the worst thing that can happen.
We don't need Him!

969
01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:57,800
- I agree!
- Fuck damnation, fuck redemption.

970
01:00:57,880 --> 01:01:00,280
We are God's unwanted children? So be it!

971
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:04,680
- I'm getting water!
- You can use water and make it worse or...

972
01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:09,160
- Or use vinegar to neutralize the burn.
- Please let me up!

973
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:11,240
First, you have to give up.

974
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:13,920
First, you have to know, not fear...

975
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,880
...know that some day, you're gonna die.

976
01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:19,080
You don't know how this feels!

977
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:27,000
It's only after we've lost everything
that we're free to do anything.

978
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:30,920
OK. (whimpers)

979
01:01:43,640 --> 01:01:45,600
Congratulations.

980
01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:48,480
You're one step closer to hitting the bottom.

981
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:54,320
Tyler sold his soap
to department stores at $20 a bar.

982
01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:56,320
God knows what they charged.

983
01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:59,480
- This is the best soap.
- Why, thank you, Susan.

984
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:01,560
It was beautiful.

985
01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:05,360
We were selling rich women
their own fat asses back to them.

986
01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:08,320
He was wearing his yellow tie.

987
01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:10,600
I didn't wear a tie to work any more.

988
01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:14,160
"The first rule of Fight Club
is don't talk about Fight Club."

989
01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:17,640
I'm half-asleep again.
I must have left it in the copy machine.

990
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:20,120
"The second rule..." Is this yours?

991
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:21,840
Huh?

992
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:25,320
Pretend you're me.
Make a managerial decision.

993
01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:27,760
You find this. What would you do?

994
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:34,120
Well, I gotta tell you...

995
01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:37,720
...I'd be very, very careful
who you talk to about that.

996
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:40,960
Because the person who wrote that
is dangerous.

997
01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:45,360
And this button- down, Oxford-cloth psycho
might just snap...

998
01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:48,200
...and then stalk from office to office...

999
01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:53,120
...with an Armalite AR10 carbine gas-powered
semiautomatic weapon...

1000
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:57,480
...pumping round after round
into colleagues and co- workers.

1001
01:02:58,120 --> 01:03:01,360
This might be someone
you've known for years.

1002
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:04,440
Someone very, very close to you.

1003
01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:07,760
Tyler's words coming out of my mouth.

1004
01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:10,720
And I used to be such a nice guy.

1005
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:14,000
Or maybe you shouldn't bring me
every piece of trash you pick up.

1006
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:15,720
(phone rings)

1007
01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:21,200
- Compliance and Liability.
- My tit's gonna rot off.

1008
01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:24,560
Will you excuse me? I need to take this.

1009
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:34,080
- What do you mean?
- I need you to check for a lump in my breast.

1010
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:37,960
- Go to a hospital.
- I can't afford to waste money on a doctor.

1011
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:41,000
I don't know about this, Marla.

1012
01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:42,720
Please.

1013
01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:46,640
She didn't call Tyler. I'm neutral in her book.

1014
01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:52,480
That's nice.
Taking food to Mrs. Haniver and Mrs. Raines.

1015
01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:54,560
Where are they, exactly?

1016
01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:58,600
Tragically, they're dead.
I'm alive and I'm in poverty. Want any?

1017
01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:00,680
- No, no.
- I got one for you.

1018
01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:02,760
Thanks for the thought.

1019
01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:06,280
What happened to your hand?

1020
01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:08,440
Oh, nothing.

1021
01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:10,520
- Right there?
- Mm.

1022
01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:14,080
- Feel anything?
- No.

1023
01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:16,120
Well, make sure.

1024
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:18,160
OK, I'm pretty sure.

1025
01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:20,160
You feel nothing?

1026
01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:22,440
No, nothing.

1027
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:26,640
Well, that's a relief. Thank you.

1028
01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:31,240
- No problem.
- I wish I could return the favor.

1029
01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:33,320
Breast cancer doesn't run in my family.

1030
01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:36,760
- I could check your prostate.
- I think I'm OK.

1031
01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:38,840
Well, thanks, anyway.

1032
01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:45,880
- Are we done?
- Yeah, we're done.

1033
01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:48,080
See you... around.

1034
01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:06,560
(man) Cornelius?

1035
01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:08,920
Cornelius!

1036
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:11,600
It's me! Bob!

1037
01:05:11,680 --> 01:05:13,080
Hey, Bob.

1038
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:19,360
- We all thought you were dead.
- No, no. Still here.

1039
01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:23,320
- How are you, Bob?
- Better than I've ever been in my whole life.

1040
01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:26,760
- Really? Still remaining men together?
- No, no.

1041
01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:30,480
- I got something so much better now.
- Really, what is it?

1042
01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:32,880
Well...

1043
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:37,040
The first rule is,
I'm not supposed to talk about it.

1044
01:05:37,160 --> 01:05:39,160
And the second rule is...

1045
01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:41,440
...I'm not supposed to talk about it.

1046
01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:44,840
- And the third rule is...
- Bob, Bob. I'm a member.

1047
01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:46,920
Look at my face, Bob.

1048
01:05:49,240 --> 01:05:51,480
That's fucking... fucking great.

1049
01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:55,120
- I've never seen you there.
- I go Tuesdays and Thursdays.

1050
01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:58,760
- I go Saturday.
- Congratulations.

1051
01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:01,400
Yeah, hey, to both of us, right?

1052
01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:04,040
Have you heard about the guy
that invented it?

1053
01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:06,920
- Yeah, actually...
- I hear all kinds of things.

1054
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:10,480
Supposedly,
he was born in a mental institution...

1055
01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:13,800
...and he sleeps only one hour a night.

1056
01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:16,000
He's a great man.

1057
01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:19,640
Do you know about Tyler Durden?

1058
01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:23,640
(cheering)

1059
01:06:39,640 --> 01:06:41,480
(cheering)

1060
01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:45,600
I didn't hurt you, did I?

1061
01:06:45,680 --> 01:06:47,680
Actually, you did.

1062
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:49,760
Thank you for this.

1063
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,280
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

1064
01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:54,360
Fight Club.

1065
01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:56,480
This was mine and Tyler's gift.

1066
01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:58,560
Our gift to the world.

1067
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:01,840
I look around, I look around,
I see a lot of new faces.

1068
01:07:01,920 --> 01:07:03,320
(laughing)

1069
01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:05,520
Shut up!

1070
01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:10,280
Which means a lot of people have been
breaking the first two rules of Fight Club.

1071
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:22,160
I see in Fight Club the strongest
and smartest men who've ever lived.

1072
01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:24,240
I see all this potential.

1073
01:07:24,320 --> 01:07:26,320
And I see it squandered.

1074
01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:30,280
Goddamn it,
an entire generation pumping gas.

1075
01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:32,800
Waiting tables.

1076
01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:34,880
Slaves with white collars.

1077
01:07:37,240 --> 01:07:40,200
Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes.

1078
01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:43,440
Working jobs we hate
so we can buy shit we don't need.

1079
01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:49,520
We're the middle children of history.

1080
01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:51,600
No purpose or place.

1081
01:07:51,760 --> 01:07:53,760
We have no Great War.

1082
01:07:54,080 --> 01:07:56,080
No Great Depression.

1083
01:07:57,760 --> 01:08:00,040
Our great war is a spiritual war.

1084
01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:03,680
Our great depression is our lives.

1085
01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:09,360
We've all been raised
on television to believe...

1086
01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:12,960
...that one day we'd be millionaires
and movie gods and rock stars.

1087
01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:15,040
But we won't.

1088
01:08:15,120 --> 01:08:17,480
We're slowly learning that fact.

1089
01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:19,920
And we're very, very pissed off.

1090
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:21,560
(all) Yeah!

1091
01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:28,640
- First rule of Fight Club is, do not talk...
- (banging)

1092
01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:35,120
Who are you?

1093
01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:38,440
- Who am I?
- Yeah.

1094
01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:42,000
There's a sign on the front
that says Lou's Tavern.

1095
01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:46,760
I'm fucking Lou. Who the fuck are you?

1096
01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:48,840
Tyler Durden.

1097
01:08:51,840 --> 01:08:55,160
Who told you motherfuckers
that you could use my place?

1098
01:08:55,240 --> 01:08:57,520
We have a deal worked out with Irvine.

1099
01:08:57,600 --> 01:09:00,080
Irvine's at home with a broken collarbone.

1100
01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:02,240
He don't own this place. I do.

1101
01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:07,640
- How much money's he getting for this?
- There is no money.

1102
01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:10,400
- Free to all.
- Ain't that something?

1103
01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:12,240
It is, actually.

1104
01:09:12,320 --> 01:09:14,680
Look, stupid fuck!

1105
01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:17,200
- I want everybody out of here right now.
- Hey!

1106
01:09:17,280 --> 01:09:19,440
You should join our club.

1107
01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:21,720
Did you hear what I just said?

1108
01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:23,800
You and your friend.

1109
01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:25,560
Uh!

1110
01:09:25,640 --> 01:09:27,640
You hear me now?

1111
01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:31,760
No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou.

1112
01:09:35,280 --> 01:09:36,760
(Tyler groans)

1113
01:09:37,640 --> 01:09:39,560
Still not getting it.

1114
01:09:40,560 --> 01:09:42,640
Aagh! OK, OK, I got it.

1115
01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:45,080
I got it, I got it. Shit, I lost it.

1116
01:09:46,080 --> 01:09:47,880
Back! All of you!

1117
01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:51,520
(bodyguard) Everybody back!

1118
01:09:52,960 --> 01:09:54,800
(Tyler laughs)

1119
01:09:56,600 --> 01:09:58,600
(laughs)

1120
01:09:58,680 --> 01:10:00,760
Ah, Lou!

1121
01:10:00,840 --> 01:10:04,360
Come on, man!
We really like this place.

1122
01:10:05,680 --> 01:10:07,040
(groans)

1123
01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:09,400
(Tyler laughs)

1124
01:10:13,040 --> 01:10:15,840
- That's right, Lou. Get it out.
- Shut the fuck up.

1125
01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:17,680
Oh, yeah!

1126
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:20,200
(laughs)

1127
01:10:22,440 --> 01:10:24,440
Is that fucking funny?

1128
01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:27,680
(laughs hysterically)

1129
01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:35,040
Fucking guy is a loony, I'm telling you.

1130
01:10:37,120 --> 01:10:38,760
Unbelievable.

1131
01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:45,640
- You don't know where I've been, Lou.
- Oh, my God!

1132
01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:48,480
(maniacally) You don't know where I've been!

1133
01:10:51,440 --> 01:10:54,400
Please let us keep it, Lou! Please, Lou!

1134
01:10:54,480 --> 01:10:56,840
Fucking use the basement! Christ!

1135
01:10:56,920 --> 01:10:59,680
I want your word, Lou! I want your word!

1136
01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:01,680
On my mother's eyes.

1137
01:11:06,480 --> 01:11:09,240
(Lou groans)

1138
01:11:10,440 --> 01:11:12,440
Thanks, Lou.

1139
01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:15,720
You too, big guy.

1140
01:11:19,520 --> 01:11:21,520
We'll see you next week.

1141
01:11:36,400 --> 01:11:39,840
This week, each one of you
has a homework assignment.

1142
01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:44,560
You're gonna go out. You're gonna
start a fight with a total stranger.

1143
01:11:47,680 --> 01:11:49,760
You're gonna start a fight...

1144
01:11:49,840 --> 01:11:51,840
...and you're gonna lose.

1145
01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:55,600
Excellent choice, sir.

1146
01:11:58,080 --> 01:12:01,240
Hey! Watch out, jackass! Come on!

1147
01:12:01,600 --> 01:12:04,160
Now, this is not as easy as it sounds.

1148
01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:08,640
Son of a bitch!

1149
01:12:08,720 --> 01:12:13,280
Most people, normal people,
do just about anything to avoid a fight.

1150
01:12:14,160 --> 01:12:16,160
Excuse me!

1151
01:12:16,240 --> 01:12:19,800
You sprayed me with your hose.
That's not necessary...

1152
01:12:19,880 --> 01:12:21,720
Jay! Go call 911!

1153
01:12:22,280 --> 01:12:24,280
(screams)

1154
01:12:24,360 --> 01:12:26,320
Put the hose down.

1155
01:12:26,400 --> 01:12:28,400
Stop it! Stop it!

1156
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:31,800
Sorry.

1157
01:12:46,680 --> 01:12:49,040
We need to talk.

1158
01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:53,200
OK.

1159
01:12:53,280 --> 01:12:55,280
Where to begin?

1160
01:12:55,360 --> 01:12:57,480
With your constant absenteeism?

1161
01:12:57,560 --> 01:13:00,000
With your unpresentable appearance?

1162
01:13:00,080 --> 01:13:02,040
You're up for review.

1163
01:13:02,120 --> 01:13:05,200
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

1164
01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:07,120
- What?
- Let's pretend.

1165
01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:09,960
You're the Department of Transportation,
OK?

1166
01:13:10,040 --> 01:13:13,560
Someone informs you that this company...

1167
01:13:13,640 --> 01:13:17,560
...installs front-seat mounting brackets
that failed collision tests...

1168
01:13:17,640 --> 01:13:20,920
...brake linings that fail after 1,000 miles...

1169
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:25,240
...and fuel injectors
that explode and burn people alive.

1170
01:13:25,320 --> 01:13:27,120
What then?

1171
01:13:27,200 --> 01:13:29,400
Are you threatening me?

1172
01:13:29,480 --> 01:13:32,160
- No...
- Get the fuck out of here. You're fired!

1173
01:13:32,240 --> 01:13:36,480
I have a better solution. Keep me
on the payroll as an outside consultant.

1174
01:13:36,560 --> 01:13:38,560
In exchange for my salary...

1175
01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:42,320
...my job will be never to tell people
these things that I know.

1176
01:13:42,400 --> 01:13:46,520
I don't even have to come into the office.
I can do this job from home.

1177
01:13:47,760 --> 01:13:51,720
Who... Who the fuck do you think you are,
you crazy little shit?

1178
01:13:56,760 --> 01:14:00,160
- Security!
- I am Jack's smirking revenge.

1179
01:14:05,960 --> 01:14:07,960
Uh!

1180
01:14:08,760 --> 01:14:10,800
What the hell are you doing?

1181
01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:16,360
(splutters)

1182
01:14:19,600 --> 01:14:21,600
Uh, that hurt.

1183
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:25,000
Why would you do that?

1184
01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:28,480
Oh, my God! No! Please stop!

1185
01:14:28,560 --> 01:14:30,560
(chokes)

1186
01:14:37,520 --> 01:14:39,520
What are you doing?

1187
01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:42,560
Oh, God, no! Please! No!

1188
01:14:42,640 --> 01:14:46,560
For some reason,
I thought of my first fight, with Tyler.

1189
01:14:46,640 --> 01:14:48,200
No!

1190
01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:15,920
Under and behind and inside
everything this man took for granted...

1191
01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:19,320
... something horrible had been growing.

1192
01:15:19,400 --> 01:15:20,440
Look.

1193
01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:25,040
Give me the paychecks, like I asked,
and you won't ever see me again.

1194
01:15:25,120 --> 01:15:27,800
Then, at our most excellent
moment together...

1195
01:15:30,720 --> 01:15:33,400
(weeps) Thank God!
Please don't hit me again.

1196
01:15:33,480 --> 01:15:35,480
Telephone, computer...

1197
01:15:35,560 --> 01:15:40,520
... fax machine, 52 weekly paychecks
and 48 airline flight coupons.

1198
01:15:40,600 --> 01:15:42,920
We now had corporate sponsorship.

1199
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:47,920
This is how Tyler and I were able to have
Fight Club every night of the week.

1200
01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:50,000
(cheering)

1201
01:15:50,480 --> 01:15:53,920
Now, the centre of Fight Club
became the two men fighting.

1202
01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:57,360
The leader walked through the crowd,
out in the darkness.

1203
01:15:59,040 --> 01:16:03,360
Tyler was now involved in
a lawsuit with the Pressman Hotel...

1204
01:16:03,440 --> 01:16:05,640
... over the urine content of their soup.

1205
01:16:06,320 --> 01:16:07,520
(cheering)

1206
01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:13,480
I am Jack's wasted life.

1207
01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:22,880
Thank you, sir.

1208
01:16:24,320 --> 01:16:27,200
Tyler dreamed up
new homework assignments.

1209
01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:29,720
He handed them out in sealed envelopes.

1210
01:17:07,280 --> 01:17:10,800
- There's a Fight Club up in Delaware City.
- Yeah, I heard.

1211
01:17:12,520 --> 01:17:14,640
There's one in Penns Grove too.

1212
01:17:14,720 --> 01:17:16,880
Bob even found one up in New Castle.

1213
01:17:16,960 --> 01:17:19,920
- Did you start that one?
- No, I thought you did.

1214
01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:22,400
- No.
- (spits)

1215
01:18:09,240 --> 01:18:11,360
- Stop for a second.
- Hey, what are we doing?

1216
01:18:11,440 --> 01:18:13,400
- Turn around.
- What are we doing?

1217
01:18:13,480 --> 01:18:15,800
- Homework assignment.
- What kind?

1218
01:18:15,880 --> 01:18:17,840
Human sacrifice.

1219
01:18:17,920 --> 01:18:21,120
- Is that a gun? Please tell me it's not.
- It's a gun.

1220
01:18:21,200 --> 01:18:23,440
- What are you doing?
- Meet me in the back.

1221
01:18:23,520 --> 01:18:25,800
- Don't fuck around!
- Meet me in the back.

1222
01:18:25,880 --> 01:18:27,600
On a long enough time line...

1223
01:18:27,680 --> 01:18:30,440
... the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

1224
01:18:31,400 --> 01:18:33,400
What are you doing? Come on!

1225
01:18:33,480 --> 01:18:36,760
Hands behind your back.
Give me your wallet.

1226
01:18:38,440 --> 01:18:41,600
Raymond K Hessel.
1320 SE Banning, Apartment A.

1227
01:18:42,360 --> 01:18:45,440
- Small, cramped basement apartment?
- How did you know?

1228
01:18:45,520 --> 01:18:48,040
They give shitty apartments letters.

1229
01:18:48,120 --> 01:18:51,120
Raymond! You're going to die.

1230
01:18:51,200 --> 01:18:52,600
(sobs) No!

1231
01:18:52,680 --> 01:18:56,680
Is that your mom and dad?
They're gonna have to call the kindly doctor.

1232
01:18:56,760 --> 01:18:58,920
Pick up your dental records. Know why?

1233
01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:02,440
- There'll be nothing left of your face.
- Oh, come on!

1234
01:19:02,520 --> 01:19:06,280
An expired community college student ID.
What did you study, Raymond?

1235
01:19:06,360 --> 01:19:09,280
- S... S... Stuff.
- (Tyler) Stuff?

1236
01:19:09,360 --> 01:19:11,360
Were the midterms hard?

1237
01:19:12,440 --> 01:19:14,920
- I asked you what you studied!
- Biology, mostly.

1238
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:18,360
- Why?
- I don't know.

1239
01:19:18,440 --> 01:19:21,320
What did you wanna be, Raymond K Hessel?!

1240
01:19:22,680 --> 01:19:26,480
The question, Raymond,
was what did you want to be?

1241
01:19:28,080 --> 01:19:30,080
Answer him, Raymond, Jesus!

1242
01:19:30,160 --> 01:19:32,480
- Veterinarian. Veterinarian.
- Animals.

1243
01:19:32,560 --> 01:19:35,400
- Yeah. Animals and stuff.
- Stuff. Yeah, I got that.

1244
01:19:35,480 --> 01:19:37,960
- So you need more schooling.
- Too much school.

1245
01:19:38,040 --> 01:19:40,400
- Would you rather be dead?
- No, please...

1246
01:19:40,480 --> 01:19:44,760
You'd rather die here, on your knees,
in the back of a convenience store?

1247
01:19:44,840 --> 01:19:46,400
(whimpers) Please, no.

1248
01:19:50,320 --> 01:19:52,320
I'm keeping your license.

1249
01:19:53,520 --> 01:19:56,400
Gonna check in on you.
I know where you live.

1250
01:19:56,480 --> 01:19:59,360
If you're not working
to be a veterinarian in six weeks...

1251
01:19:59,440 --> 01:20:01,440
...you will be dead.

1252
01:20:01,520 --> 01:20:03,160
(Raymond sobs)

1253
01:20:03,240 --> 01:20:05,240
Now run on home.

1254
01:20:09,800 --> 01:20:11,800
Run, Forrest, run!

1255
01:20:13,360 --> 01:20:15,360
I feel ill.

1256
01:20:16,120 --> 01:20:18,120
Imagine how he feels.

1257
01:20:18,200 --> 01:20:20,200
Come on, this isn't funny!

1258
01:20:20,280 --> 01:20:22,600
What the fuck was the point of that?!

1259
01:20:22,680 --> 01:20:26,640
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day
of Raymond K Hessel's life.

1260
01:20:26,720 --> 01:20:30,920
His breakfast will taste better
than any meal you and I have ever tasted.

1261
01:20:32,280 --> 01:20:34,280
You had to give it to him.

1262
01:20:34,360 --> 01:20:36,640
- Come on.
- He had a plan.

1263
01:20:36,720 --> 01:20:40,000
And it started to make sense
in a Tyler-sort of way.

1264
01:20:40,080 --> 01:20:41,920
No fear. No distractions.

1265
01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:45,200
The ability to let that which does not matter...

1266
01:20:45,280 --> 01:20:47,200
... truly slide.

1267
01:21:00,040 --> 01:21:02,080
(Tyler) You are not your job.

1268
01:21:03,920 --> 01:21:07,160
You're not how much money
you have in the bank.

1269
01:21:08,800 --> 01:21:10,800
You're not the car you drive.

1270
01:21:11,320 --> 01:21:14,040
You're not the contents of your wallet.

1271
01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:16,320
You're not your fucking khakis.

1272
01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:22,600
You are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

1273
01:21:31,080 --> 01:21:33,200
I'll be out of your way in a sec.

1274
01:21:33,960 --> 01:21:35,960
You don't have to go.

1275
01:21:37,400 --> 01:21:39,400
Whatever.

1276
01:21:40,480 --> 01:21:43,440
No, I mean... It's OK.

1277
01:21:44,760 --> 01:21:46,560
(distant clattering)

1278
01:21:50,520 --> 01:21:52,520
(footsteps)

1279
01:21:52,600 --> 01:21:54,600
Are you still going to groups?

1280
01:21:55,280 --> 01:21:57,280
Yeah.

1281
01:21:58,680 --> 01:22:00,680
Chloe's dead.

1282
01:22:01,160 --> 01:22:03,080
Wow, Chloe.

1283
01:22:03,160 --> 01:22:05,000
When did that happen?

1284
01:22:05,520 --> 01:22:07,320
Do you care?

1285
01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:10,640
I dunno. I haven't thought about it in a while.

1286
01:22:10,880 --> 01:22:12,880
Yeah, well...

1287
01:22:12,960 --> 01:22:15,240
It was the smart move on her part.

1288
01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:18,520
Listen, um...

1289
01:22:19,720 --> 01:22:22,000
What are you getting out of all this?

1290
01:22:22,680 --> 01:22:24,680
What?

1291
01:22:24,800 --> 01:22:27,040
I mean, all this. Why do you keep...

1292
01:22:27,760 --> 01:22:29,760
Is this making you happy?

1293
01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:33,280
Yeah, well, sometimes.

1294
01:22:34,920 --> 01:22:36,960
I don't know. I don't understand.

1295
01:22:37,040 --> 01:22:40,480
Why does a weaker person
need to latch on to a strong person?

1296
01:22:40,560 --> 01:22:42,560
What is... What is that?

1297
01:22:42,640 --> 01:22:44,720
What do you get out of it?

1298
01:22:46,160 --> 01:22:48,160
No... That's not the same thing at all.

1299
01:22:48,240 --> 01:22:50,240
It's totally different with us.

1300
01:22:50,320 --> 01:22:52,320
- Us?
- (clattering increases)

1301
01:22:52,400 --> 01:22:54,240
What do you mean by us?

1302
01:22:54,320 --> 01:22:58,040
- I'm sorry. Do you hear this?
- Hear what?

1303
01:22:58,120 --> 01:23:00,080
- All that noise. Hold on.
- No, wait!

1304
01:23:00,160 --> 01:23:02,760
Don't change the subject!
I want to talk about this.

1305
01:23:02,840 --> 01:23:05,520
- You're not talking about me, are you?
- No.

1306
01:23:05,600 --> 01:23:08,920
- What?
- Playing doctor. What was going on there?

1307
01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:12,120
- What are you talking about?
- Nothing. Nothing.

1308
01:23:12,200 --> 01:23:14,200
- I don't think so.
- What do you want?

1309
01:23:14,280 --> 01:23:16,600
- Look at me.
- No. What?

1310
01:23:17,320 --> 01:23:20,040
- What is that?!
- It's nothing. Don't worry.

1311
01:23:20,120 --> 01:23:22,440
My God. Who did this?

1312
01:23:22,520 --> 01:23:24,520
- A person.
- Guy or girl?

1313
01:23:24,600 --> 01:23:27,280
- What do you care?
- What do you care if I ask?

1314
01:23:27,360 --> 01:23:29,840
- Leave me alone.
- You're afraid to say.

1315
01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:31,840
- I am not. Let me go.
- No! Talk to me.

1316
01:23:31,920 --> 01:23:33,040
Let go of me!

1317
01:23:33,120 --> 01:23:35,720
- This conversation...
- This conversation...

1318
01:23:35,800 --> 01:23:38,200
...is over.
...is over.

1319
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:42,000
I just can't win with you, can I?

1320
01:23:50,920 --> 01:23:53,320
Hey, this is getting a little old!

1321
01:23:53,880 --> 01:23:56,120
What is... What is all this?

1322
01:23:56,200 --> 01:23:58,200
What do you think?

1323
01:23:59,120 --> 01:24:01,160
Hey, why do we need bunk beds?

1324
01:24:01,240 --> 01:24:03,040
Hey!

1325
01:24:09,560 --> 01:24:11,320
Too young.

1326
01:24:11,400 --> 01:24:12,960
Sorry.

1327
01:24:13,040 --> 01:24:15,040
What's all that?

1328
01:24:15,120 --> 01:24:17,960
If the applicant is young,
tell him he's too young.

1329
01:24:18,040 --> 01:24:20,560
- Old, too old. Fat, too fat.
- Applicant?

1330
01:24:20,640 --> 01:24:23,880
If the applicant waits three days
without food or shelter...

1331
01:24:23,960 --> 01:24:25,960
...he may enter and begin training.

1332
01:24:26,040 --> 01:24:27,800
Training for what?

1333
01:24:33,160 --> 01:24:35,160
You think this is a game?

1334
01:24:35,240 --> 01:24:37,800
You're too young to train here, end of story.

1335
01:24:37,880 --> 01:24:40,520
Quit wasting our time.
Get the fuck out of here.

1336
01:24:40,960 --> 01:24:42,960
(door opens)

1337
01:24:44,280 --> 01:24:46,280
Bad news, friend.

1338
01:24:46,520 --> 01:24:48,520
It's not gonna happen.

1339
01:24:48,600 --> 01:24:50,800
Sorry if there was a misunderstanding.

1340
01:24:50,880 --> 01:24:52,720
It's not the end of the world.

1341
01:24:52,800 --> 01:24:54,920
Just... go away.

1342
01:24:55,760 --> 01:24:57,720
Go.

1343
01:24:57,800 --> 01:25:01,320
You're trespassing
and I will have to call the police.

1344
01:25:04,280 --> 01:25:06,280
Don't you look at me!

1345
01:25:06,360 --> 01:25:09,480
You're never getting in this fucking house!

1346
01:25:09,560 --> 01:25:12,800
Never. Now get the fuck off my porch!
Get off my porch!

1347
01:25:12,880 --> 01:25:16,280
Sooner or later,
we all became what Tyler wanted us to be.

1348
01:25:16,360 --> 01:25:19,080
I'm gonna go inside
and I'm gonna get a shovel.

1349
01:25:26,320 --> 01:25:28,440
- Got two black shirts?
- Yes, sir.

1350
01:25:28,520 --> 01:25:30,680
- Two pair of black pants?
- Yes, sir.

1351
01:25:30,760 --> 01:25:33,600
- One pair black boots? Black socks?
- Yes, sir.

1352
01:25:33,680 --> 01:25:35,680
- One black jacket.
- Yes, sir.

1353
01:25:35,760 --> 01:25:38,640
- $300 personal burial money?
- Yes, sir.

1354
01:25:40,720 --> 01:25:42,720
All right.

1355
01:25:52,120 --> 01:25:54,120
You're too old, fat man.

1356
01:25:54,200 --> 01:25:57,240
Your tits are too big.
Get the fuck off my porch.

1357
01:26:04,720 --> 01:26:06,720
Bob! Bob!

1358
01:26:22,040 --> 01:26:24,600
Like a monkey ready to be shot into space.

1359
01:26:25,320 --> 01:26:26,760
Space monkey.

1360
01:26:26,840 --> 01:26:30,200
Ready to sacrifice himself
for the greater good.

1361
01:26:36,560 --> 01:26:39,120
You are too fucking old, fatty!

1362
01:26:39,200 --> 01:26:42,280
And you... You're too fucking...

1363
01:26:42,360 --> 01:26:43,920
...blond!

1364
01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:46,240
Get out of here, the both of you!

1365
01:26:46,320 --> 01:26:48,320
And so it went.

1366
01:26:48,480 --> 01:26:50,520
(Tyler) Listen up, maggots.

1367
01:26:50,600 --> 01:26:52,600
You are not special.

1368
01:26:52,920 --> 01:26:56,080
You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake.

1369
01:26:56,160 --> 01:27:00,360
You are the same decaying organic matter
as everything else.

1370
01:27:00,440 --> 01:27:02,480
Tyler built himself an army.

1371
01:27:02,680 --> 01:27:06,200
(Tyler) We are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

1372
01:27:06,280 --> 01:27:09,760
We are all part of the same compost heap.

1373
01:27:10,760 --> 01:27:13,880
(thinks)
Why was Tyler Durden building an army?

1374
01:27:13,960 --> 01:27:15,960
To what purpose?

1375
01:27:16,040 --> 01:27:18,360
For what greater good?

1376
01:27:21,560 --> 01:27:23,560
In Tyler we trusted.

1377
01:27:28,640 --> 01:27:31,240
(man) When he was like,
"You are not your job"...

1378
01:27:31,320 --> 01:27:33,320
...I was like, "Yeah!"

1379
01:27:35,120 --> 01:27:37,120
Hey, what's all this?

1380
01:27:37,200 --> 01:27:39,200
Hey!

1381
01:27:40,640 --> 01:27:42,240
OK!

1382
01:27:42,320 --> 01:27:44,600
- What's going on?
- We're celebrating.

1383
01:27:44,680 --> 01:27:47,080
- What are we celebrating?
- Go on.

1384
01:27:48,320 --> 01:27:50,320
(TV on)

1385
01:27:50,920 --> 01:27:53,000
- Hey.
- Let me get that for you.

1386
01:27:57,400 --> 01:28:00,200
(TV) The same great taste, Pepsi.

1387
01:28:02,440 --> 01:28:04,600
(all) Ssh!

1388
01:28:04,680 --> 01:28:08,320
(TV) Investigators are here.
The Police Commissioner has arrived.

1389
01:28:08,400 --> 01:28:11,240
Could you tell us
what you think has happened here?

1390
01:28:11,320 --> 01:28:15,400
We believe this is one of many
recent acts of vandalism in the city...

1391
01:28:15,480 --> 01:28:18,480
... somehow related
to underground boxing clubs.

1392
01:28:18,560 --> 01:28:22,600
We will be coordinating
a rigorous investigation.

1393
01:28:23,480 --> 01:28:27,680
That was Police Commissioner Jacobs
who just arrived on the scene...

1394
01:28:27,760 --> 01:28:31,840
...of a four-alarm fire that broke out...
- She's hot.

1395
01:28:31,920 --> 01:28:33,680
Back to you in the studio.

1396
01:28:33,760 --> 01:28:36,040
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1397
01:28:36,960 --> 01:28:39,400
- Holy shit!
- Yeah!

1398
01:28:46,400 --> 01:28:48,360
What the fuck did you guys do?

1399
01:28:48,440 --> 01:28:52,360
(TV) Arson investigators
are on the premises...

1400
01:28:52,440 --> 01:28:54,320
(laughter)

1401
01:28:55,960 --> 01:29:00,360
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not ask questions, sir.

1402
01:29:06,320 --> 01:29:08,720
The victory in the war against crime...

1403
01:29:08,800 --> 01:29:10,800
...will not come overnight.

1404
01:29:10,880 --> 01:29:15,240
It will take dedication and commitment
and, most of all, cooperation.

1405
01:29:15,320 --> 01:29:20,040
Streets are safer now.
There is hope in the inner city. However...

1406
01:29:20,120 --> 01:29:22,040
I gotta take a piss.

1407
01:29:22,120 --> 01:29:24,760
These are the first steps in a long journey.

1408
01:29:24,840 --> 01:29:27,360
That is why we have created Project Hope.

1409
01:29:27,440 --> 01:29:29,440
Bob.

1410
01:29:32,400 --> 01:29:35,080
(speaker)
Project Hope will be a joint effort...

1411
01:29:35,160 --> 01:29:37,800
...between the police and community leaders.

1412
01:29:37,880 --> 01:29:41,880
It will be a powerful new weapon
in the war against crime.

1413
01:29:41,960 --> 01:29:43,960
(applause)

1414
01:30:16,080 --> 01:30:18,080
(waiter yells)

1415
01:30:25,440 --> 01:30:29,440
- Wrap it around the top of his Hacky Sack.
- His balls are ice cold.

1416
01:30:31,360 --> 01:30:34,560
Hi. You're gonna call off
your rigorous investigation.

1417
01:30:34,640 --> 01:30:37,840
You will publicly state
there is no underground group or...

1418
01:30:37,920 --> 01:30:40,160
...these guys are gonna take your balls.

1419
01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:44,640
They'll send one to the New York Times
and one to the LA Times.

1420
01:30:44,720 --> 01:30:46,400
Look.

1421
01:30:46,480 --> 01:30:49,440
The people you are after
are the people you depend on.

1422
01:30:49,520 --> 01:30:52,960
We cook your meals. We haul your trash.
We connect your calls.

1423
01:30:53,040 --> 01:30:56,640
We drive your ambulances.
We guard you while you sleep.

1424
01:31:00,880 --> 01:31:03,560
Do not fuck with us.

1425
01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:10,000
(muffled yell)

1426
01:31:10,680 --> 01:31:12,720
Ball check!

1427
01:31:26,480 --> 01:31:28,480
Bob, you're this way.

1428
01:31:29,520 --> 01:31:31,760
Let's go.

1429
01:31:31,840 --> 01:31:34,920
I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.

1430
01:31:35,960 --> 01:31:37,960
Hey!

1431
01:31:51,840 --> 01:31:53,080
Yeah!

1432
01:31:54,520 --> 01:31:56,520
(shouts of encouragement)

1433
01:31:58,840 --> 01:32:00,120
(cheering)

1434
01:32:23,520 --> 01:32:26,200
I felt like putting a bullet in every panda...

1435
01:32:26,280 --> 01:32:30,040
... that wouldn't screw to save its species.

1436
01:32:31,200 --> 01:32:33,560
I wanted to open the dump valves
on oil tankers...

1437
01:32:33,640 --> 01:32:37,600
... and smother all those French beaches
I'd never see.

1438
01:32:42,320 --> 01:32:44,720
I wanted to breathe smoke.

1439
01:33:00,520 --> 01:33:02,560
Where did you go, psycho boy?

1440
01:33:04,240 --> 01:33:07,040
I felt like destroying something beautiful.

1441
01:33:10,400 --> 01:33:12,400
Get him to a fucking hospital.

1442
01:33:12,480 --> 01:33:14,480
Yeah.

1443
01:33:24,800 --> 01:33:27,760
Don't worry, Mr. Durden.
Airport parking. Long term.

1444
01:33:29,200 --> 01:33:31,200
After you, Mr. Durden.

1445
01:33:32,120 --> 01:33:34,120
After you.

1446
01:33:51,200 --> 01:33:53,680
- Something on your mind, dear?
- No.

1447
01:33:53,760 --> 01:33:56,880
Yeah, why wasn't I told
about Project Mayhem?

1448
01:33:56,960 --> 01:33:59,840
First rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not ask questions.

1449
01:33:59,920 --> 01:34:02,200
Why didn't you include me in the beginning?

1450
01:34:02,280 --> 01:34:07,280
Fight Club was the beginning. Now it's left
the basements and it's Project Mayhem.

1451
01:34:07,360 --> 01:34:11,560
We started Fight Club together. Remember?
It's as much mine as it is yours.

1452
01:34:11,640 --> 01:34:15,720
- Is this about you and me?
- Yeah. Weren't we doing this together?

1453
01:34:15,800 --> 01:34:19,120
This does not belong to us.
We are not special.

1454
01:34:19,200 --> 01:34:21,520
Fuck that. You should have told me.

1455
01:34:22,320 --> 01:34:24,240
- Hey, Tyler!
- (horn blares)

1456
01:34:26,000 --> 01:34:28,400
- Goddamn it, Tyler!
- What do you want?!

1457
01:34:28,480 --> 01:34:30,840
A statement of purpose?
Should I e-mail you?

1458
01:34:30,920 --> 01:34:33,480
- Oh...
- You decide your level of involvement!

1459
01:34:33,560 --> 01:34:36,120
I will! I wanna know certain things first!

1460
01:34:36,200 --> 01:34:38,720
- The first rule of Project Mayhem...
- Shut up!

1461
01:34:40,400 --> 01:34:44,000
- I wanna know what you're thinking.
- Fuck what you know!

1462
01:34:44,080 --> 01:34:47,400
Forget about what you think you know
about life, friendship...

1463
01:34:47,480 --> 01:34:49,480
...and especially about you and me.

1464
01:34:50,600 --> 01:34:52,680
What is that supposed to mean?

1465
01:34:55,920 --> 01:34:58,000
What are you doing?

1466
01:34:58,880 --> 01:35:01,480
What do you wish you'd done
before you died?

1467
01:35:01,560 --> 01:35:04,320
- Paint a self-portrait.
- Build a house.

1468
01:35:04,400 --> 01:35:06,680
- And you?
- I don't know. Nothing.

1469
01:35:06,760 --> 01:35:09,080
- Get in the right lane.
- You have to know!

1470
01:35:09,160 --> 01:35:12,080
If you died now,
how would you feel about your life?

1471
01:35:12,160 --> 01:35:15,680
I don't know! Nothing good.
Is that what you want to hear?

1472
01:35:15,760 --> 01:35:17,960
- Come on!
- Not good enough.

1473
01:35:18,040 --> 01:35:20,400
Stop fucking around! Tyler!

1474
01:35:21,600 --> 01:35:23,760
- (horns blare)
- Jesus Christ!

1475
01:35:24,480 --> 01:35:26,480
Goddamn it! Goddamn it! Fuck you!

1476
01:35:26,560 --> 01:35:28,560
Fuck Fight Club. Fuck Marla!

1477
01:35:28,640 --> 01:35:31,200
I am sick of all your shit!

1478
01:35:31,280 --> 01:35:33,120
OK, man.

1479
01:35:34,840 --> 01:35:37,280
- Quit screwing around. Steer!
- Look at you!

1480
01:35:37,360 --> 01:35:40,000
- Steer!
- Look at you. You're fucking pathetic!

1481
01:35:40,080 --> 01:35:45,000
- Why? Why? What are you talking about?
- Why do you think I blew up your condo?

1482
01:35:45,600 --> 01:35:47,080
What?

1483
01:35:47,160 --> 01:35:50,920
Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat.
It's not a goddamned seminar.

1484
01:35:51,000 --> 01:35:54,560
Stop trying to control everything
and just let go!

1485
01:35:56,200 --> 01:35:58,000
Let go!

1486
01:35:58,080 --> 01:36:00,080
All right. Fine.

1487
01:36:00,920 --> 01:36:02,760
Fine.

1488
01:36:58,720 --> 01:37:01,120
I'd never been in a car accident.

1489
01:37:01,200 --> 01:37:04,480
This must have been
what all those people felt like...

1490
01:37:04,560 --> 01:37:07,640
... before I filed them
as statistics in my reports.

1491
01:37:07,720 --> 01:37:09,720
Goddamn!

1492
01:37:11,000 --> 01:37:13,000
(Tyler laughs)

1493
01:37:13,080 --> 01:37:16,120
We've just had a near-life experience!

1494
01:37:19,800 --> 01:37:21,720
(Tyler) In the world I see...

1495
01:37:21,800 --> 01:37:25,520
...you're stalking elk
through the Grand Canyon forests...

1496
01:37:25,600 --> 01:37:28,480
...around the ruins of Rockefeller Center.

1497
01:37:30,400 --> 01:37:34,600
You'll wear leather clothes
that will last you the rest of your life.

1498
01:37:34,680 --> 01:37:39,040
You'll climb the thick kudzu vines
that wrap the Sears Tower.

1499
01:37:39,120 --> 01:37:43,520
And when you look down,
you'll see tiny figures pounding corn...

1500
01:37:43,600 --> 01:37:47,000
...laying strips of venison
in the empty car-pool lane...

1501
01:37:47,080 --> 01:37:49,280
...of some abandoned superhighway.

1502
01:38:02,160 --> 01:38:04,320
Feel better, champ.

1503
01:38:09,800 --> 01:38:11,800
(door slams shut)

1504
01:38:20,960 --> 01:38:22,680
And then...

1505
01:38:22,760 --> 01:38:24,240
Tyler?

1506
01:38:24,320 --> 01:38:26,320
... Tyler was gone.

1507
01:38:33,440 --> 01:38:35,400
Was I asleep?

1508
01:38:36,440 --> 01:38:38,400
Had I slept?

1509
01:38:38,480 --> 01:38:41,400
(man)
You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake...

1510
01:38:41,480 --> 01:38:43,840
The house had become a living thing.

1511
01:38:43,920 --> 01:38:48,360
Wet inside from so many people
sweating and breathing.

1512
01:38:48,840 --> 01:38:51,320
So many people moving, the house moved.

1513
01:38:54,080 --> 01:38:56,080
Planet Tyler.

1514
01:38:56,160 --> 01:38:58,160
I had to hug the walls.

1515
01:38:58,240 --> 01:39:01,240
Trapped inside
this clockwork of space monkeys.

1516
01:39:01,320 --> 01:39:04,960
You shouldn't be smoking in here!
You know how much ether is here!

1517
01:39:05,040 --> 01:39:07,440
Cooking and working and sleeping in teams.

1518
01:39:07,520 --> 01:39:09,520
(phone rings)

1519
01:39:09,600 --> 01:39:11,600
Hang on a second.

1520
01:39:16,320 --> 01:39:17,960
(police radio)

1521
01:39:29,720 --> 01:39:32,320
It's under control, sir.

1522
01:39:34,680 --> 01:39:36,440
Where's Tyler?

1523
01:39:36,520 --> 01:39:39,400
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not...

1524
01:39:39,480 --> 01:39:41,360
Right... OK.

1525
01:39:43,680 --> 01:39:45,680
I'm all alone.

1526
01:39:45,840 --> 01:39:49,360
My father dumped me. Tyler dumped me.

1527
01:39:49,440 --> 01:39:51,600
I am Jack's broken heart.

1528
01:39:55,640 --> 01:39:59,280
What comes next in Project Mayhem
only Tyler knows.

1529
01:40:00,160 --> 01:40:03,240
The second rule is you do not ask questions.

1530
01:40:05,920 --> 01:40:08,520
Get the fuck away from me!
Get the fuck away!

1531
01:40:08,880 --> 01:40:10,880
Who are all these people?

1532
01:40:15,920 --> 01:40:18,120
The Paper Street Soap Company.

1533
01:40:19,600 --> 01:40:21,600
Can I come in?

1534
01:40:24,600 --> 01:40:26,600
He's not here.

1535
01:40:26,680 --> 01:40:28,800
What?

1536
01:40:29,800 --> 01:40:33,240
Tyler isn't here.

1537
01:40:33,320 --> 01:40:35,320
Tyler went away.

1538
01:40:35,720 --> 01:40:37,720
Tyler's gone.

1539
01:40:41,360 --> 01:40:43,360
(car horns blare)

1540
01:40:46,920 --> 01:40:48,920
(dogs bark)

1541
01:40:54,040 --> 01:40:55,680
(man) Get some help!

1542
01:40:55,760 --> 01:40:58,120
(yelling)

1543
01:41:06,440 --> 01:41:11,120
Two gunshot wounds coming through!
Make some fucking room!

1544
01:41:11,200 --> 01:41:13,520
What happened? What happened?

1545
01:41:13,600 --> 01:41:16,360
We were on assignment. We were supposed
to kill two birds with one stone.

1546
01:41:17,600 --> 01:41:19,600
Destroy a piece of corporate art...

1547
01:41:19,680 --> 01:41:22,080
Operation Latte Thunder. Go!

1548
01:41:22,760 --> 01:41:25,800
...and trash a franchise coffee bar.

1549
01:41:31,960 --> 01:41:34,200
We had it all worked out, sir.

1550
01:41:42,040 --> 01:41:45,200
- It went smooth until...
- Police! Freeze!

1551
01:41:45,280 --> 01:41:47,920
- What?
- They shot Bob.

1552
01:41:49,360 --> 01:41:51,680
- They shot him in the head.
- Fucking pigs!

1553
01:41:54,000 --> 01:41:55,920
(groans of disgust)

1554
01:41:56,840 --> 01:41:58,800
Oh, God!

1555
01:41:58,880 --> 01:42:02,000
- Those motherfuckers!
- You morons.

1556
01:42:02,080 --> 01:42:06,040
You're running around in ski masks
trying to blow things up?

1557
01:42:06,120 --> 01:42:08,680
What did you think was gonna happen?!

1558
01:42:10,400 --> 01:42:14,560
OK, quick! Get rid of the evidence.
We gotta get rid of this body!

1559
01:42:14,640 --> 01:42:17,400
- Bury him.
- What?

1560
01:42:17,480 --> 01:42:19,640
Take him to the garden and bury him.

1561
01:42:19,720 --> 01:42:22,480
- Come on, people, let's go!
- Get the fuck off!

1562
01:42:22,560 --> 01:42:25,680
Get away from him!
What are you talking about?

1563
01:42:25,760 --> 01:42:28,240
This isn't fucking evidence.
This is a person.

1564
01:42:28,320 --> 01:42:31,400
He's my friend
and you're not burying him in the garden!

1565
01:42:31,480 --> 01:42:34,360
He was killed serving Project Mayhem, sir.

1566
01:42:34,440 --> 01:42:36,400
- This is Bob.
- Sir, in...

1567
01:42:36,480 --> 01:42:38,480
In Project Mayhem, we have no names.

1568
01:42:38,560 --> 01:42:40,480
Now, you listen to me.

1569
01:42:40,560 --> 01:42:44,920
This is a man and he has a name,
and it's Robert Paulsen, OK?

1570
01:42:45,000 --> 01:42:46,840
- Robert Paulsen.
- He's a man...

1571
01:42:46,920 --> 01:42:49,640
...and he's dead now because of us.
Do you understand that?

1572
01:42:50,280 --> 01:42:52,480
I understand.

1573
01:42:54,640 --> 01:42:57,840
In death, a member of Project Mayhem...

1574
01:42:57,920 --> 01:42:59,920
...has a name.

1575
01:43:00,040 --> 01:43:02,840
His name is Robert Paulsen.

1576
01:43:03,280 --> 01:43:05,280
His name is Robert Paulsen.

1577
01:43:06,040 --> 01:43:08,600
His name... is Robert Paulsen.

1578
01:43:08,680 --> 01:43:12,360
(all) His name is Robert Paulsen.

1579
01:43:12,440 --> 01:43:15,400
- Come on, guys. Please. Stop it.
- (all chant)

1580
01:43:15,480 --> 01:43:17,960
(chanting) His name is Robert Paulsen.

1581
01:43:18,040 --> 01:43:21,000
- (chanting)
- Shut up! This is all over with!

1582
01:43:21,080 --> 01:43:22,760
(chanting)

1583
01:43:24,120 --> 01:43:26,520
(whispers) Get the fuck out of here.

1584
01:43:26,600 --> 01:43:28,600
(chanting)

1585
01:43:34,080 --> 01:43:36,080
(chanting continues)

1586
01:43:52,080 --> 01:43:54,000
(phone rings)

1587
01:43:54,080 --> 01:43:58,320
- Tyler?
- No, this is Detective Stern of the Arson Unit.

1588
01:43:58,400 --> 01:43:59,920
I need to see you...

1589
01:44:04,240 --> 01:44:08,120
I went to all the cities
on Tyler's used ticket stubs, barhopping.

1590
01:44:08,200 --> 01:44:12,760
I didn't know how or why, but I could look
at 50 different bars, and somehow I just knew.

1591
01:44:12,840 --> 01:44:17,240
I'm looking for Tyler Durden.
It's very important that I talk to him.

1592
01:44:17,320 --> 01:44:18,920
I wish I could help you...

1593
01:44:19,000 --> 01:44:21,200
...sir.

1594
01:44:26,280 --> 01:44:28,280
Every city I went to...

1595
01:44:29,280 --> 01:44:31,600
... as soon as I set foot off the plane...

1596
01:44:32,160 --> 01:44:34,360
... I knew a Fight Club was close.

1597
01:44:34,440 --> 01:44:36,040
Hey! Hey!

1598
01:44:37,080 --> 01:44:38,600
Taxi!

1599
01:44:38,680 --> 01:44:40,680
Look at my face. I'm a member.

1600
01:44:40,760 --> 01:44:43,200
Now, I just need to know if you've seen Tyler.

1601
01:44:43,280 --> 01:44:46,840
I'm not exposed to bespeak
any such information to you...

1602
01:44:46,920 --> 01:44:51,440
...nor would I, even if I had
said information at this juncture... be able.

1603
01:44:52,080 --> 01:44:55,640
- You're a moron.
- I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

1604
01:44:56,920 --> 01:45:01,760
Tyler had been busy...
setting up franchises all over the country.

1605
01:45:04,400 --> 01:45:08,680
Was I asleep? Had I slept?

1606
01:45:08,760 --> 01:45:10,920
Is Tyler my bad dream, or am I Tyler's?

1607
01:45:12,240 --> 01:45:15,200
- We've just heard the stories.
- What kind of stories?

1608
01:45:15,280 --> 01:45:19,360
- Nobody knows what he looks like.
- He has plastic surgery every three years.

1609
01:45:19,440 --> 01:45:22,360
That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.

1610
01:45:22,440 --> 01:45:26,320
- Is it true about Fight Club in Miami?
- Is Mr. Durden building an army?

1611
01:45:26,400 --> 01:45:29,360
I was living in a state of perpetual déjà vu.

1612
01:45:30,120 --> 01:45:32,120
Everywhere I went...

1613
01:45:32,200 --> 01:45:34,080
... I felt I'd already been there.

1614
01:45:34,160 --> 01:45:36,960
It was like following an invisible man.

1615
01:45:38,000 --> 01:45:40,000
The smell of dried blood...

1616
01:45:40,080 --> 01:45:43,480
... dirty, bare footprints circling each other.

1617
01:45:44,280 --> 01:45:47,360
That aroma of old sweat, like fried chicken.

1618
01:45:47,440 --> 01:45:50,840
The feel of a floor still warm
from a fight the night before.

1619
01:45:51,680 --> 01:45:54,480
I was always just one step behind Tyler.

1620
01:45:57,280 --> 01:46:00,280
(chanting) His name is Robert Paulsen...

1621
01:46:04,720 --> 01:46:06,720
(man) Welcome back, sir.

1622
01:46:07,640 --> 01:46:09,640
How have you been?

1623
01:46:09,720 --> 01:46:11,800
Do you know me?

1624
01:46:11,880 --> 01:46:14,200
Is this a test, sir?

1625
01:46:14,280 --> 01:46:16,080
No. This is not a test.

1626
01:46:16,160 --> 01:46:18,280
You were in here last Thursday.

1627
01:46:18,840 --> 01:46:21,040
Thursday?

1628
01:46:21,120 --> 01:46:24,920
You were standing where you are now,
asking how good security is.

1629
01:46:25,560 --> 01:46:27,560
It's tight as a drum, sir.

1630
01:46:30,120 --> 01:46:32,200
Who do you think I am?

1631
01:46:32,280 --> 01:46:34,720
Are you sure this isn't a test?

1632
01:46:34,800 --> 01:46:36,640
No, this is not a test.

1633
01:46:36,720 --> 01:46:38,720
You're Mr. Durden.

1634
01:46:40,000 --> 01:46:42,560
You're the one who gave me this.

1635
01:46:42,640 --> 01:46:46,680
Please return your seat backs
to their full upright and locked position.

1636
01:46:54,000 --> 01:46:56,000
(phone rings)

1637
01:46:57,640 --> 01:46:59,640
- Yeah?
- Marla, it's me.

1638
01:46:59,720 --> 01:47:01,600
- Have we ever done it?
- Done what?

1639
01:47:01,680 --> 01:47:03,000
Had sex?

1640
01:47:03,080 --> 01:47:05,160
What kind of stupid question is that?

1641
01:47:05,240 --> 01:47:07,520
Stupid because it's yes
or because it's no?

1642
01:47:07,600 --> 01:47:10,080
- Is this a trick?
- No. I need to know...

1643
01:47:10,160 --> 01:47:13,880
You wanna know if I think
we were just having sex or making love?

1644
01:47:13,960 --> 01:47:17,240
- We did make love?
- Is that what you're calling it?

1645
01:47:17,320 --> 01:47:20,040
Just answer the question!
Did we do it or not?!

1646
01:47:20,120 --> 01:47:22,920
You fuck me, then snub me.
You love me, you hate me.

1647
01:47:23,000 --> 01:47:25,760
You're sensitive,
then you turn into an asshole.

1648
01:47:25,840 --> 01:47:28,400
Does that describe our relationship, Tyler?

1649
01:47:28,480 --> 01:47:30,480
(thinks) We just lost cabin pressure.

1650
01:47:30,560 --> 01:47:32,000
What did you just say?

1651
01:47:32,080 --> 01:47:34,320
- What is wrong with you?
- Say my name!

1652
01:47:34,400 --> 01:47:37,920
Tyler Durden!
You fucking freak! What's going on?

1653
01:47:38,000 --> 01:47:40,000
- I'm coming over!
- I'm not there!

1654
01:47:40,080 --> 01:47:42,760
- (line goes dead)
- You broke your promise.

1655
01:47:42,840 --> 01:47:44,720
Jesus, Tyler.

1656
01:47:44,800 --> 01:47:48,120
- You fucking talked to her about me.
- What the fuck is going on?

1657
01:47:48,200 --> 01:47:51,520
I asked you for one thing. One simple thing.

1658
01:47:51,600 --> 01:47:53,840
Why do people think that I'm you?

1659
01:47:54,360 --> 01:47:56,360
Answer me!

1660
01:47:58,640 --> 01:48:00,400
Sit.

1661
01:48:03,080 --> 01:48:05,680
Answer me. Why do people think I'm you?

1662
01:48:05,760 --> 01:48:07,840
I think you know.

1663
01:48:07,960 --> 01:48:10,440
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.

1664
01:48:10,520 --> 01:48:13,160
Why would anyone
possibly confuse you with me?

1665
01:48:13,240 --> 01:48:15,920
I... I don't know.

1666
01:48:20,480 --> 01:48:23,240
- You got it.
- No.

1667
01:48:23,320 --> 01:48:25,360
- Do not fuck with us!
- Say it.

1668
01:48:26,680 --> 01:48:28,640
Because...

1669
01:48:29,920 --> 01:48:31,040
Say it!

1670
01:48:32,640 --> 01:48:34,600
Because we're the same person.

1671
01:48:34,680 --> 01:48:36,720
That's right.

1672
01:48:36,800 --> 01:48:38,880
We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap.

1673
01:48:38,960 --> 01:48:42,520
- I don't understand this.
- You wanted a way to change your life.

1674
01:48:42,600 --> 01:48:44,600
You could not do this on your own.

1675
01:48:44,680 --> 01:48:46,680
All the ways you wish you could be...

1676
01:48:46,760 --> 01:48:48,560
...that's me.

1677
01:48:48,640 --> 01:48:51,680
I look like you wanna look,
I fuck like you wanna fuck.

1678
01:48:51,760 --> 01:48:54,000
I am smart, capable and, most importantly...

1679
01:48:54,080 --> 01:48:56,720
...I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

1680
01:48:56,800 --> 01:48:57,760
Oh, no.

1681
01:48:57,840 --> 01:49:00,640
- Tyler's not here. Tyler went away.
- What?

1682
01:49:00,720 --> 01:49:02,960
This isn't possible. This is crazy.

1683
01:49:03,040 --> 01:49:05,000
People do it every day.

1684
01:49:05,080 --> 01:49:08,480
They talk to themselves.
They see themselves as they'd like to be.

1685
01:49:08,560 --> 01:49:11,680
They don't have the courage you have
to just run with it.

1686
01:49:15,320 --> 01:49:18,560
You still wrestle with it,
so sometimes you're still you.

1687
01:49:18,640 --> 01:49:23,160
- We should do this again sometime.
- At times, you imagine you're watching me.

1688
01:49:23,240 --> 01:49:25,640
If this is your first time, you have to fight.

1689
01:49:25,720 --> 01:49:29,920
Little by little,
you're just letting yourself become...

1690
01:49:30,720 --> 01:49:32,560
...Tyler Durden.

1691
01:49:32,640 --> 01:49:35,320
You are not your job
or how much money you have!

1692
01:49:35,400 --> 01:49:37,720
- No. You have a house.
- Rented in your name.

1693
01:49:37,800 --> 01:49:41,280
- You have jobs, a life.
- You work nights because you can't sleep.

1694
01:49:41,360 --> 01:49:43,080
Or you stay up and make soap.

1695
01:49:43,160 --> 01:49:47,920
- You're fucking Marla, Tyler.
- Technically, you are. It's all the same to her.

1696
01:49:49,560 --> 01:49:51,520
Oh, my God.

1697
01:49:52,480 --> 01:49:54,480
Now you see our dilemma.

1698
01:49:54,560 --> 01:49:56,760
She knows too much.

1699
01:49:56,840 --> 01:50:01,760
I think we're gonna have to talk about
how this might compromise our goals.

1700
01:50:01,840 --> 01:50:03,880
What... What are you saying?

1701
01:50:04,800 --> 01:50:08,880
This is bullshit. This is bullshit,
I'm not listening to this!

1702
01:50:08,960 --> 01:50:11,520
- You are insane!
- No. You're insane.

1703
01:50:11,600 --> 01:50:14,240
We simply do not have time for this crap.

1704
01:50:15,640 --> 01:50:17,760
It's called a changeover.

1705
01:50:17,840 --> 01:50:19,840
The movie goes on...

1706
01:50:19,920 --> 01:50:22,920
... and nobody in the audience has any idea.

1707
01:50:35,360 --> 01:50:38,880
- Sir! Are you checking out?
- Yeah. Bill me.

1708
01:50:38,960 --> 01:50:41,280
Can you initial this list of phone calls?

1709
01:50:45,520 --> 01:50:49,400
- When were these made?
- Between 2.00 and 3.30 this morning.

1710
01:50:55,000 --> 01:50:58,960
Have I been going to bed earlier every night?
Have I been sleeping later?

1711
01:50:59,040 --> 01:51:03,720
Have I been Tyler longer and longer?

1712
01:51:06,120 --> 01:51:08,440
Is anybody here?

1713
01:51:11,000 --> 01:51:13,000
Déjà vu all over again.

1714
01:51:14,600 --> 01:51:17,000
With enough soap,
one could blow up anything.

1715
01:51:19,240 --> 01:51:21,240
Oh, my God.

1716
01:51:22,880 --> 01:51:24,880
(ringing tone)

1717
01:51:24,960 --> 01:51:27,240
- (man) 1888.
- Who am I calling?

1718
01:51:27,640 --> 01:51:31,160
1888 Franklin. This is maintenance. Hello?

1719
01:51:32,280 --> 01:51:33,840
Hello?

1720
01:51:33,920 --> 01:51:35,920
1888 Franklin Street?

1721
01:51:36,000 --> 01:51:38,000
Yes. Can I help you?

1722
01:51:40,360 --> 01:51:42,840
- Hello?
- Yeah, yeah.

1723
01:51:42,920 --> 01:51:45,360
I need to talk to your supervisor right away.

1724
01:51:45,440 --> 01:51:47,440
- Speaking.
- OK, listen to me.

1725
01:51:47,520 --> 01:51:50,560
Something terrible
is about to happen to your building.

1726
01:51:50,640 --> 01:51:52,640
It's under control, sir.

1727
01:51:53,080 --> 01:51:56,480
- Excuse me?
- Don't worry about us, sir. We're solid.

1728
01:52:00,560 --> 01:52:01,840
(man) 2160.

1729
01:52:09,160 --> 01:52:11,560
Marla! Marla! Hey, wait!

1730
01:52:13,200 --> 01:52:15,880
Wait! I gotta talk to you! Marla! Marla!

1731
01:52:15,960 --> 01:52:19,960
Your bald freaks hit me with a fucking broom!
They almost broke my arm!

1732
01:52:20,040 --> 01:52:22,680
They were burning their fingertips with lye.

1733
01:52:22,760 --> 01:52:26,560
This needs a tremendous act of faith
on your part, but hear me out.

1734
01:52:26,640 --> 01:52:30,440
- Here comes an avalanche of bullshit.
- A little more faith than that.

1735
01:52:33,520 --> 01:52:36,000
I don't wanna hear
anything you have to say.

1736
01:52:36,080 --> 01:52:38,120
You have every right to be...

1737
01:52:38,680 --> 01:52:40,480
I'll just have a coffee, thanks.

1738
01:52:40,560 --> 01:52:43,400
Sir. Anything you order is free of charge, sir.

1739
01:52:43,480 --> 01:52:45,440
Why is it free of charge?

1740
01:52:45,520 --> 01:52:47,480
- (whispers) Don't ask.
- Whatever.

1741
01:52:47,560 --> 01:52:52,840
Er... I'll have the clam chowder, fried chicken
and baked potato and a chocolate chiffon pie.

1742
01:52:52,920 --> 01:52:54,920
Clean food, please.

1743
01:52:55,000 --> 01:52:57,920
In that case,
may I advise against the clam chowder.

1744
01:52:58,000 --> 01:53:00,000
No clam chowder. Thank you.

1745
01:53:01,400 --> 01:53:03,560
(Marla) You got about 30 seconds.

1746
01:53:06,120 --> 01:53:08,560
I know I've been acting very strange, OK?

1747
01:53:08,640 --> 01:53:11,920
- I know it seems there's two sides to me...
- Two sides?

1748
01:53:12,000 --> 01:53:16,840
- You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass.
- I know. But I realized something important.

1749
01:53:16,920 --> 01:53:20,840
- What?
- The nature of our relationship wasn't clear...

1750
01:53:20,920 --> 01:53:23,200
...to me for reasons I won't go into.

1751
01:53:23,280 --> 01:53:25,760
- I know I haven't treated you well.
- Whatever.

1752
01:53:25,840 --> 01:53:28,440
No, no. Fifteen seconds, please!

1753
01:53:28,520 --> 01:53:30,720
Fifteen seconds,
don't open your mouth.

1754
01:53:30,800 --> 01:53:32,800
I'm trying to tell you I'm sorry.

1755
01:53:32,880 --> 01:53:37,000
What I've come to realize
is that I really like you, Marla.

1756
01:53:37,080 --> 01:53:39,120
You do?

1757
01:53:39,200 --> 01:53:41,000
I really do.

1758
01:53:41,080 --> 01:53:45,240
I care about you and I don't want anything
bad to happen to you because of me.

1759
01:53:45,320 --> 01:53:47,960
Marla, your life is in danger.

1760
01:53:48,040 --> 01:53:49,880
What?

1761
01:53:49,960 --> 01:53:53,520
You need to leave town for a while.
Get out of any major city.

1762
01:53:53,600 --> 01:53:56,280
- Just go camping...
- You're an insane person.

1763
01:53:56,360 --> 01:53:59,680
- No. I've involved you in something terrible.
- No. Shut up!

1764
01:53:59,760 --> 01:54:02,200
- You're not safe.
- (yells) Shut up!

1765
01:54:03,920 --> 01:54:08,200
- Listen, I tried, Tyler. I really tried.
- I know you did.

1766
01:54:08,280 --> 01:54:11,200
There are things about you I like.
You're smart, funny.

1767
01:54:11,280 --> 01:54:13,160
You're spectacular in bed.

1768
01:54:13,240 --> 01:54:14,600
But...

1769
01:54:14,680 --> 01:54:16,680
...you're intolerable.

1770
01:54:16,760 --> 01:54:19,160
You have very serious emotional problems.

1771
01:54:19,240 --> 01:54:23,040
Deep-seated problems
for which you should seek professional help.

1772
01:54:23,120 --> 01:54:26,920
- I know, and I'm sorry.
- You're sorry, I'm sorry. Everyone's sorry.

1773
01:54:28,040 --> 01:54:30,040
I can't do this any more.

1774
01:54:30,120 --> 01:54:32,120
I can't.

1775
01:54:32,200 --> 01:54:34,200
And I won't.

1776
01:54:34,280 --> 01:54:36,240
I'm gone.

1777
01:54:36,320 --> 01:54:38,880
You can't leave, Marla! You're not safe!

1778
01:54:41,600 --> 01:54:44,160
- Marla, you don't understand!
- Leave me alone!

1779
01:54:44,240 --> 01:54:46,680
- Marla, I am trying to protect you!
- Let go!

1780
01:54:46,760 --> 01:54:49,640
- I don't ever wanna see you again!
- That's fine...

1781
01:54:49,720 --> 01:54:51,720
Here, wait right here!

1782
01:54:55,480 --> 01:54:57,920
Hold it right there! Shut up!

1783
01:54:58,000 --> 01:55:00,040
Take this money and get on this bus.

1784
01:55:00,120 --> 01:55:02,200
I promise I won't bother you again.

1785
01:55:02,280 --> 01:55:03,680
Shut up!

1786
01:55:03,760 --> 01:55:06,840
Please get on the bus. Please get on the bus.

1787
01:55:07,960 --> 01:55:09,960
Why are you doing this?

1788
01:55:10,040 --> 01:55:13,960
They think you're a threat.
I can't explain it now, just trust me!

1789
01:55:14,040 --> 01:55:18,240
- If I know where you are, you won't be safe.
- I'll keep this, it's asshole tax.

1790
01:55:18,320 --> 01:55:22,520
- Fine. Remember, stay out of major cities.
- Tyler.

1791
01:55:24,000 --> 01:55:26,720
You're the worst thing
that ever happened to me.

1792
01:55:41,120 --> 01:55:43,680
Hello. I need you to arrest me.

1793
01:55:43,760 --> 01:55:46,400
I am the leader of a terrorist organization...

1794
01:55:46,480 --> 01:55:51,240
...responsible for numerous acts
of vandalism and assault all over this city.

1795
01:55:51,320 --> 01:55:55,040
In the metropolitan area,
we had probably 200 members.

1796
01:55:55,120 --> 01:55:58,800
Chapters have sprung up
in five or six other major cities already.

1797
01:55:58,920 --> 01:56:01,840
This is a tightly-regimented organization...

1798
01:56:01,920 --> 01:56:07,320
...with many cells capable of operating
independent of central leadership.

1799
01:56:07,400 --> 01:56:11,120
Go to the house, OK? 1537 Paper Street.

1800
01:56:11,200 --> 01:56:13,040
That's our headquarters.

1801
01:56:13,120 --> 01:56:15,600
In the back, buried in the garden...

1802
01:56:15,680 --> 01:56:18,600
...you'll find the body of Robert Paulsen.

1803
01:56:18,680 --> 01:56:21,880
In the basement,
you're gonna find some bathtubs...

1804
01:56:21,960 --> 01:56:27,080
...that have been used very recently
to make large quantities of nitroglycerin.

1805
01:56:27,160 --> 01:56:29,120
I believe the plan is to blow up...

1806
01:56:29,200 --> 01:56:32,160
...the headquarters
of these credit card companies...

1807
01:56:32,240 --> 01:56:34,240
...and the TRW building.

1808
01:56:35,160 --> 01:56:38,360
Why these buildings?
Why credit card companies?

1809
01:56:38,440 --> 01:56:41,920
If you erase the debt record,
then we all go back to zero.

1810
01:56:42,720 --> 01:56:44,720
You'll create total chaos.

1811
01:56:46,240 --> 01:56:49,360
Keep him talking. I need to make a phone call.

1812
01:56:59,480 --> 01:57:01,640
I really admire what you're doing.

1813
01:57:02,080 --> 01:57:04,080
What?

1814
01:57:04,160 --> 01:57:06,120
You're a brave man to order this.

1815
01:57:06,200 --> 01:57:07,920
You're a genius, sir.

1816
01:57:08,000 --> 01:57:12,560
You said if anyone ever interferes
with Project Mayhem, even you...

1817
01:57:12,640 --> 01:57:14,880
...we gotta get his balls.

1818
01:57:16,240 --> 01:57:19,280
- Don't fight.
- It's a powerful gesture, Mr. Durden.

1819
01:57:19,360 --> 01:57:22,280
- It will set an example.
- You're making a big mistake!

1820
01:57:22,360 --> 01:57:25,080
- You said you'd say that.
- I'm not Tyler Durden!

1821
01:57:25,160 --> 01:57:28,880
- You told us you'd say that too.
- All right. I am Tyler Durden.

1822
01:57:28,960 --> 01:57:31,560
Listen to me. I'm giving you a direct order.

1823
01:57:31,640 --> 01:57:35,640
- We're aborting this mission now.
- You said you would definitely say that.

1824
01:57:41,520 --> 01:57:44,920
Are you fucking out of your minds?
You're police officers!

1825
01:57:45,720 --> 01:57:47,720
Is somebody timing this?

1826
01:57:47,880 --> 01:57:50,720
- (knocking)
- Keep your mouth shut.

1827
01:57:50,800 --> 01:57:52,800
Shit!

1828
01:57:55,320 --> 01:57:58,000
- Some of this information checks out.
- Uh-huh.

1829
01:57:58,080 --> 01:58:01,240
- Let's go to that house on Paper Street.
- Be right there.

1830
01:58:01,920 --> 01:58:03,640
Hey, wait!

1831
01:58:04,280 --> 01:58:06,720
- I got him.
- Sir, we have to do this.

1832
01:58:06,800 --> 01:58:09,200
- Stop fighting!
- Where's the rubber band?

1833
01:58:09,280 --> 01:58:11,680
Get away from me! Drop that fucking knife!

1834
01:58:15,080 --> 01:58:18,360
Back up. Face down on the floor right now!

1835
01:58:19,560 --> 01:58:21,520
Get down on the floor!

1836
01:58:26,080 --> 01:58:28,840
The first person
that comes out of this door...

1837
01:58:28,920 --> 01:58:30,800
...gets a lead salad! Understand?

1838
01:58:50,280 --> 01:58:52,400
(car horn)

1839
01:58:54,160 --> 01:58:56,640
- (horn)
- Get away! Stay away!

1840
01:59:00,800 --> 01:59:02,680
(horns blare)

1841
01:59:09,040 --> 01:59:11,040
I ran.

1842
01:59:11,560 --> 01:59:15,560
I ran until my muscles burned
and my veins pumped battery acid.

1843
01:59:18,080 --> 01:59:20,080
Then I ran some more.

1844
01:59:59,080 --> 02:00:01,320
(Tyler) What the fuck are you doing?

1845
02:00:01,400 --> 02:00:04,240
Running around in your underpants!
You look crazy!

1846
02:00:04,320 --> 02:00:07,320
No. I'm onto you.
I know what's going on here.

1847
02:00:07,400 --> 02:00:12,120
Come on, then. I got us a great place
to watch from. It'll be like pay-per-view.

1848
02:00:14,080 --> 02:00:16,120
(laughs)

1849
02:00:58,120 --> 02:01:00,680
- Oh, Christ.
- Now what are you doing?

1850
02:01:00,760 --> 02:01:04,000
- I'm stopping this.
- Why?

1851
02:01:04,080 --> 02:01:07,320
- The greatest thing you've ever done.
- I can't let this happen.

1852
02:01:07,400 --> 02:01:10,520
There are 10 other bombs
in 10 other buildings.

1853
02:01:10,600 --> 02:01:12,840
Since when is Project Mayhem
about murder?

1854
02:01:12,920 --> 02:01:14,840
The buildings are empty.

1855
02:01:14,920 --> 02:01:17,640
We're not killing anyone.
We're setting 'em free!

1856
02:01:17,720 --> 02:01:20,400
Bob is dead. They shot him in the head.

1857
02:01:20,480 --> 02:01:23,720
You wanna make an omelet,
you gotta break some eggs.

1858
02:01:23,800 --> 02:01:27,240
No. I'm not listening to you.
You're not even there.

1859
02:01:33,040 --> 02:01:37,240
I wouldn't do that.
Not unless you knew which wires were what.

1860
02:01:37,320 --> 02:01:38,960
If you know, I know.

1861
02:01:44,360 --> 02:01:48,520
Or maybe I knew you'd know, so I spent
all day thinking about the wrong ones.

1862
02:01:56,720 --> 02:01:57,760
You think?

1863
02:01:59,680 --> 02:02:01,680
Oh, heavens, no. Not the green one.

1864
02:02:02,520 --> 02:02:05,400
Pull any one but the green one.

1865
02:02:09,920 --> 02:02:12,440
I asked you not to do that!

1866
02:02:14,200 --> 02:02:15,720
(Tyler) Fuck!

1867
02:02:16,600 --> 02:02:18,640
Tyler, get away from the van.

1868
02:02:20,760 --> 02:02:24,000
Tyler, I'm not kidding!
Get away from the van!

1869
02:02:24,080 --> 02:02:25,400
Goddamn it!

1870
02:02:26,560 --> 02:02:28,960
Whoa! Whoa!

1871
02:02:31,480 --> 02:02:32,800
OK.

1872
02:02:32,880 --> 02:02:36,120
You are now firing a gun
at your imaginary friend...

1873
02:02:36,200 --> 02:02:38,680
...near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!

1874
02:02:40,800 --> 02:02:42,480
Cool it, Tyler!

1875
02:02:55,160 --> 02:02:57,160
Aw, come on!

1876
02:02:57,240 --> 02:02:59,200
Don't go!

1877
02:03:35,240 --> 02:03:36,400
What?!

1878
02:04:19,760 --> 02:04:21,480
(Tyler) Three minutes.

1879
02:04:21,560 --> 02:04:23,760
This is it.

1880
02:04:23,840 --> 02:04:25,800
The beginning.

1881
02:04:25,880 --> 02:04:27,760
Ground zero.

1882
02:04:27,840 --> 02:04:30,040
I think this is about where we came in.

1883
02:04:30,120 --> 02:04:32,480
Do you have a speech for the occasion?

1884
02:04:32,560 --> 02:04:35,480
- (mumbles)
- I'm sorry?

1885
02:04:35,560 --> 02:04:37,560
I still can't think of anything.

1886
02:04:39,520 --> 02:04:41,520
Ah. Flashback humor.

1887
02:04:46,400 --> 02:04:48,360
It's getting exciting now.

1888
02:04:49,840 --> 02:04:51,560
Two and a half.

1889
02:04:51,640 --> 02:04:54,120
Think of everything we've accomplished.

1890
02:04:54,200 --> 02:04:58,800
Out these windows, we will view
the collapse of financial history.

1891
02:04:58,880 --> 02:05:02,440
One step closer to economic equilibrium.

1892
02:05:15,480 --> 02:05:17,760
Why is she here?

1893
02:05:17,840 --> 02:05:19,680
Tying up loose ends.

1894
02:05:19,760 --> 02:05:22,720
Put me down, you baldheaded fuck!

1895
02:05:22,800 --> 02:05:25,800
- I beg you, please don't do this.
- I'm not doing this.

1896
02:05:25,880 --> 02:05:29,200
- We are doing this. This is what we want.
- No.

1897
02:05:29,280 --> 02:05:33,800
- I don't want this.
- Right. Except you is meaningless now.

1898
02:05:33,880 --> 02:05:37,720
- We have to forget about you.
- You're a voice in my head.

1899
02:05:37,800 --> 02:05:39,800
You're a voice in mine!

1900
02:05:39,880 --> 02:05:42,600
- Why can't I get rid of you?
- You need me.

1901
02:05:42,680 --> 02:05:44,680
No. I don't. I really don't any more.

1902
02:05:44,760 --> 02:05:48,880
You created me. I didn't create some
loser alter ego to make me feel better.

1903
02:05:48,960 --> 02:05:52,760
- Take some responsibility.
- I do. I am responsible for all of it...

1904
02:05:52,880 --> 02:05:54,520
...and I accept that.

1905
02:05:54,600 --> 02:05:58,480
So, please, I'm begging you,
please call this off.

1906
02:06:00,400 --> 02:06:02,520
Have I ever let us down?

1907
02:06:03,880 --> 02:06:06,120
How far have you come because of me?!

1908
02:06:11,760 --> 02:06:13,760
I will bring us through this.

1909
02:06:13,840 --> 02:06:17,480
As always, I will carry you
kicking and screaming...

1910
02:06:17,560 --> 02:06:19,880
...and in the end you will thank me.

1911
02:06:20,360 --> 02:06:22,760
Tyler. Tyler.

1912
02:06:22,840 --> 02:06:26,240
I'm grateful to you.
For everything that you've done for me.

1913
02:06:26,320 --> 02:06:28,880
But this is too much. I don't want this.

1914
02:06:28,960 --> 02:06:34,040
What do you want? Your shitjob back?
Fucking condo world, watching sitcoms?

1915
02:06:34,120 --> 02:06:36,120
Fuck you! I won't do it.

1916
02:06:36,920 --> 02:06:40,600
- This can't be happening.
- It's already done, so shut up!

1917
02:06:40,680 --> 02:06:42,240
60 seconds till CRI.

1918
02:06:42,760 --> 02:06:44,760
No.

1919
02:06:46,560 --> 02:06:49,240
I can figure this out. This isn't even real.

1920
02:06:49,320 --> 02:06:52,840
You're not real, that gun...
That gun isn't even in your hand.

1921
02:06:54,280 --> 02:06:56,280
The gun's in my hand.

1922
02:07:01,080 --> 02:07:03,440
Good for you. It doesn't change a thing.

1923
02:07:11,960 --> 02:07:14,520
Why do you wanna put a gun to your head?

1924
02:07:14,600 --> 02:07:16,600
Not my head, Tyler.

1925
02:07:17,160 --> 02:07:19,120
Our head.

1926
02:07:20,560 --> 02:07:22,560
Interesting.

1927
02:07:25,440 --> 02:07:28,000
Where are you going with this, Ikea boy?

1928
02:07:34,200 --> 02:07:37,080
Hey. It's you and me.

1929
02:07:39,680 --> 02:07:41,680
Friends?

1930
02:07:42,480 --> 02:07:44,480
Tyler...

1931
02:07:47,760 --> 02:07:50,040
...I want you to really listen to me.

1932
02:07:50,120 --> 02:07:52,480
OK.

1933
02:07:52,560 --> 02:07:54,560
My eyes are open.

1934
02:08:12,520 --> 02:08:14,480
What's that smell?

1935
02:08:26,920 --> 02:08:29,040
(lift doors open)

1936
02:08:30,800 --> 02:08:32,480
(man laughs)

1937
02:08:33,280 --> 02:08:36,160
- Where is everybody?
- Oh, no. What's going on?

1938
02:08:36,800 --> 02:08:38,320
Mr. Durden!

1939
02:08:39,360 --> 02:08:41,120
Oh, my God!

1940
02:08:46,280 --> 02:08:49,360
Are you... Are you all right, sir?

1941
02:08:49,440 --> 02:08:53,240
- (gurgling) Oh, yeah, I'm OK.
- You look terrible, sir. What happened?

1942
02:08:53,320 --> 02:08:57,160
- Nothing, it's no problem.
- No, no, no, sir. He's not kidding.

1943
02:08:57,240 --> 02:08:59,880
- You look awful. You need assistance.
- I'm fine.

1944
02:09:00,000 --> 02:09:03,440
Look, I'm fine... Everything's fine.

1945
02:09:03,520 --> 02:09:05,560
(shouting)

1946
02:09:05,640 --> 02:09:07,800
Ow! Stop it!

1947
02:09:07,880 --> 02:09:10,880
- Let her go.
- Christ Almighty!

1948
02:09:10,960 --> 02:09:12,680
You!

1949
02:09:12,760 --> 02:09:14,760
Hi, Marla.

1950
02:09:15,240 --> 02:09:19,880
- Leave her with me. Meet me downstairs.
- Are you sure?

1951
02:09:19,960 --> 02:09:21,960
Yes, I'm sure.

1952
02:09:23,000 --> 02:09:26,960
You fucker! What kind of sick
fucking game are you playing at?!

1953
02:09:27,040 --> 02:09:29,640
Putting me on a... Oh, my God, your face!

1954
02:09:29,720 --> 02:09:31,160
Yeah, I know.

1955
02:09:35,720 --> 02:09:37,560
What happened? (gasps)

1956
02:09:37,640 --> 02:09:39,680
- Don't ask.
- You're shot.

1957
02:09:39,760 --> 02:09:41,760
- Yes, I'm shot.
- Oh, my God.

1958
02:09:42,640 --> 02:09:45,560
- I can't believe he's standing.
- One tough motherfucker.

1959
02:09:49,200 --> 02:09:51,000
Who did this?

1960
02:09:51,080 --> 02:09:53,480
I did, actually. (winces)

1961
02:09:53,560 --> 02:09:55,560
Find some gauze.

1962
02:09:56,840 --> 02:09:58,800
You shot yourself?

1963
02:09:58,880 --> 02:10:01,440
Yes, but it's OK. Marla, look at me.

1964
02:10:01,520 --> 02:10:03,680
I'm really OK.

1965
02:10:03,760 --> 02:10:07,560
Trust me. Everything's gonna be fine.

1966
02:10:07,640 --> 02:10:10,120
(# "Where Is My Mind" by The Pixies)

1967
02:10:19,840 --> 02:10:23,600
You met me at a very strange time in my life.

1968
02:10:24,800 --> 02:10:27,960
# With your feet in the air
and your head on the ground

1969
02:10:31,880 --> 02:10:34,840
# Try this trick and spin it

1970
02:10:35,200 --> 02:10:36,800
# Yeah!

1971
02:10:37,240 --> 02:10:40,840
# Your head will collapse
but there's nothing in it

1972
02:10:40,920 --> 02:10:42,600
# And you'll ask yourself

1973
02:10:42,840 --> 02:10:44,520
# Where is my mind?

1974
02:10:45,440 --> 02:10:47,440
# Where is my mind?

1975
02:10:47,600 --> 02:10:51,280
# Where is my mind?

1976
02:10:58,960 --> 02:11:02,440
# Way out in the water

1977
02:11:02,520 --> 02:11:04,360
# See it swimming?

1978
02:11:10,200 --> 02:11:12,920
# I was swimming in the Caribbean

1979
02:11:16,440 --> 02:11:20,040
# And animals were hiding
behind the rock

1980
02:11:22,240 --> 02:11:24,160
# Except the little fish

1981
02:11:24,240 --> 02:11:25,720
# But they told me, he swears

1982
02:11:25,800 --> 02:11:27,440
# Trying to talk to me, to me, to me

1983
02:11:27,520 --> 02:11:29,320
# Where is my mind?

1984
02:11:30,280 --> 02:11:32,240
# Where is my mind?

1985
02:11:32,320 --> 02:11:36,400
# Where is my mind?

1986
02:11:43,600 --> 02:11:47,680
# Way out in the water

1987
02:11:47,760 --> 02:11:49,760
# See it swimming?

1988
02:12:02,800 --> 02:12:06,640
# With your feet in the air
and your head on the ground

1989
02:12:09,440 --> 02:12:12,000
# Try this trick and spin it

1990
02:12:12,080 --> 02:12:14,080
# Yeah!

1991
02:12:14,640 --> 02:12:16,440
# Your head will collapse

1992
02:12:16,520 --> 02:12:18,240
# If there's nothing in it

1993
02:12:18,320 --> 02:12:20,160
# And you'll ask yourself

1994
02:12:20,280 --> 02:12:22,280
# Where is my mind?

1995
02:12:23,040 --> 02:12:24,360
# Where is my mind?

1996
02:12:24,760 --> 02:12:28,600
# Where is my mind?

1997
02:12:36,280 --> 02:12:40,240
# Way out in the waters

1998
02:12:40,320 --> 02:12:42,320
# See it swimming?

1999
02:12:53,120 --> 02:12:56,480
# Your feet are in the air
and your head on the ground

2000
02:12:59,680 --> 02:13:01,800
# Try this trick and spin it...

2001
02:13:01,920 --> 02:13:04,640
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2002
02:13:05,305 --> 02:14:05,520
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