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Who are the real-world Illuminati ?
Find out @ saveanilluminati.com

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[Narrator]
People are always asking me

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if I know Tyler Durden.

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[Tyler] 3 minutes.

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[Tyler] 3 minutes.

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This is it - ground zero.

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Would you like to say a few
words to mark the occasion?

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[Muffled]

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[Narrator] With a gun barrel
between your teeth,

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you speak only in vowels.

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I can't think
of anything.

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For a second
I totally forget

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about Tyler's whole
controlled demolition thing,

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and I wonder
how clean that gun is.

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[Tyler] Getting
exciting now.

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That old saying,

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how you always hurt
the one you love?

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Well, it works both ways.

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[Police Sirens]

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We have front row seats

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for this theater
of mass destruction.

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The demolitions committee
of Project Mayhem

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wrapped the foundation
columns of a dozen buildings

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with blasting gelatin.
In 2 minutes,

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primary charges
will blow base charges

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and a few square blocks

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will be reduced
to smoldering rubble.

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I know this...

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because Tyler knows this.

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21/2.

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Think of everything
we've accomplished.

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And suddenly, I realize
that all of this

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the gun, the bombs,
the revolution...

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has got something to do with
a girl named Marla Singer.

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Bob. Bob had bitch-tits.

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This was a support group for
men with testicular cancer.

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The big moosey
slobbering all over me,

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that was Bob.

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We're still men.

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Yes, we're men.

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Men is what we are.

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8 months ago, Bob's
testicles were removed.

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Then hormone therapy.
He developed bitch-tits

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because his testosterone
was too high,

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and his body
upped the estrogen.

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And that was where I fit...

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They're gonna have to
open up my pecs again

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and drain the fluid.

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[Narrator] Between those huge,
sweating tits

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that hung enormous the way
you'd think of God's as big.

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OK. You cry now.

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No, wait. Back up.
Let me start earlier.

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For 6 months,
I couldn't sleep.

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[Echo] I couldn't sleep.
I couldn't sleep.

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With insomnia,
nothing's real.

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Everything's far away.

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Everything's a copy
of a copy of a copy.

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When deep space
exploration ramps up,

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it'll be the corporations
that name everything...

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the I.B.M. Stellarsphere,

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the Microsoft Galaxy,

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Planet Starbucks.

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Gonna need you out of town
a little more this week.

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We got some
red flags to cover.

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It must've been Tuesday.

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He was wearing
his cornflower-blue tie.

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You want me to deprioritize
my current reports

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until you advise
of a status upgrade?

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Make these your primary
action items.

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Here's
your flight coupons.

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Call me from the road
if there's any snags.

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[Narrator]
He was full of pep.

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Must have had
his grande latte enema.

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Like so many others,
I had become a slave

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<i>to the IKEA
nesting instinct.</i>

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Uh, yes. I'd like to order
the Erica Pekkary dust ruffles.

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[Operator] Please hold.

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If I saw something clever

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like a little coffee table
in the shape of a yin-yang,

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I had to have it.

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The Klipske
personal office unit,

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the Hovetrekke
home exer-bike,

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or the Johannshamn sofa

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with the Strinne green
stripe pattern.

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Even the Rizlampa wire lamps

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of environmentally friendly
unbleached paper.

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I'd flip through catalogs
and wonder...

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What kind of dining set
defines me as a person?

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I had it all.

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Even the glass dishes

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with tiny bubbles
and imperfections.

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Proof that they were crafted
by the honest, simple,

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hard-working indigenous
peoples of...

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[Operator] Please hold.

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[Narrator] Wherever.

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I was holding.

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We used to read pornography.

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Now it was
the Horchow collection.

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No, you can't
die from insomnia.

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What about narcolepsy?

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I nod off. I wake up
in strange places.

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I have no idea
how I got there.

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You need to lighten up.

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Can you please just
get me something?

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[Narrator] Red and blue Tuenols,
lipstick-red Seconals.

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No. You need
healthy natural sleep.

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Chew some Valerian root
and get more exercise.

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Hey, come on.
I'm in pain.

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You wanna see pain?

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Swing by First Methodist
Tuesday nights.

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See the guys
with testicular cancer.

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That's pain.

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[Chorus]  La la la

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La la la la la la

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I always wanted 3 kids,

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2 boys and a girl.

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Mindy wanted
2 girls and a boy.

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We never could
agree on anything.

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Well, uh,
you know, she...

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She had her first child
last week, a...

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a girl.

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With... With her, uh,
with her new husband.

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[Man] [Whispering] Fuck.

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Hey... Hey, thank God,
you know.

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I'm... I'm glad for her.

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Because she deserves it.

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[Group Leader] Aw.

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Everyone, let's thank Thomas
for sharing himself with us.

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[All] Thank you, Thomas.

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I look around this room,
and I see a lot of courage,

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and that gives me strength.

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We give each other strength.

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It's time
for the one-on-ones.

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So let's all of us here
follow Thomas' good example

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and really open ourselves up.

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Would you find a partner?

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[Narrator] And this is how
I met the big moosey...

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[Man] Come on.
Let's go over here.

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His eyes already
shrink-wrapped in tears...

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knees together,
those awkward little steps.

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My name is Bob.

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Bob.

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[Narrator] Bob had been
a champion body-builder.

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You know that
chest-expansion program

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you see on late-night TV?
That was his idea.

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I was a juicer.

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You know,
using steroids.

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Diabonal and...

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Wistrol.
Oh, they use that

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on racehorses,
for Christ sakes.

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And now I'm bankrupt.

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I'm divorced.

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My 2 grown kids...

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won't even return
my phone calls.

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[Narrator] Strangers
with this kind of honesty

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make me go
a big rubbery one.

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Go ahead, Cornelius.

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You can cry.

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[Crying]

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[Narrator] And then,
something happened.

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I let go.

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That's really good.

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Lost in oblivion...

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dark and silent
and complete.

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I found freedom.

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Losing all hope was freedom.

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It's OK.

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Babies don't sleep
this well.

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[Snores]

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I became addicted.

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Come on.

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[Narrator]
If I didn't say anything...

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people always
assumed the worst.

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[Man] Welcome, Travis.

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Second [Man] Welcome, Travis.

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They cried harder...

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then I cried harder.

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[Group Murmurs]

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[Woman] Now we're going
to open the green door,

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the heart chakra.

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[Narrator]
I wasn't really dying.

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I wasn't host to cancer
or parasites.

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I was the warm little center

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that the life of this world
crowded around.

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that the life of this world
crowded around.

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Imagine your pain

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as a white ball
of healing light.

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It moves over your body,
healing you.

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Now, keep this going.
Remember to breathe,

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and step forward

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through the back door
of the room.

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Where does it lead?

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To your cave.

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Step forward
into your cave.

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That's right.

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You're going deeper
into your cave,

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and you're going to find
your power animal.

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[Coos]

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Slide.

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[Giggles]

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[Narrator]
Every evening, I died...

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and every evening,
I was born again.

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Resurrected.

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Bob loved me
because he thought

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my testicles
were removed, too.

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Being there...

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pressed against his tits,

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ready to cry.

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This was my vacation.

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And she ruined
everything.

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This is cancer, right?

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This chick Marla Singer

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did not have
testicular cancer.

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She was a liar.

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She had no diseases at all.

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I had seen her
at Free and Clear

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my blood parasites group
Thursdays.

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Then at Hope, my bimonthly
sickle cell circle.

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And again at Seize the Day,

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my tuberculosis
Friday night.

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[Coughs Softly]

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Marla, the big tourist.

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Her lie reflected my lie,

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and suddenly,
I felt nothing.

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I couldn't cry.

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So once again,
I couldn't sleep.

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Next group,
after guided meditation,

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after we open
our heart chakras,

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when it's time to hug,

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I'm gonna grab
that little bitch

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Marla Singer
and scream...

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Marla, you liar!
You big tourist!

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I need this!
Now get out!

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[Narrator]
I hadn't slept in 4 days.

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[TV] Absolutely.
We'll just let that dry.

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When you have insomnia,

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you're never
really asleep...

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and you're
never really awake.

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[Woman] To begin
tonight's communion,

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Chloe would like
to say a few words.

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Oh, yeah... Chloe.

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Chloe looked the way

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Meryl Streep's skeleton
would look

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if you made it smile
and walk around the party

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being extra nice
to everybody.

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Well,
I'm still here,

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but I don't know
for how long.

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That's as much
certainty

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as anyone
can give me.

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But I've got
some good news.

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I no longer
have

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any fear
of death.

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But I am in
a pretty lonely place.

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No one will have sex
with me.

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I'm so close to the end,

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and all I want is to get
laid for the last time.

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I have pornographic movies
in my apartment,

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[Overmodulated]
and lubricants
and amyl nitrate.

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Chloe...

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Everyone, let's
thank Chloe.

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[Audience Saying Thank You]

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[Coughing]

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Now, let's...
ready ourself

264
00:14:07,910 --> 00:14:10,500
for guided meditation.

265
00:14:10,580 --> 00:14:14,170
You're standing at
the entrance of your cave.

266
00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:18,120
You step inside your cave,
and you walk.

267
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:19,980
[Narrator] If I did
have a tumor...

268
00:14:20,020 --> 00:14:22,580
I'd name it Marla.

269
00:14:22,660 --> 00:14:24,250
Marla...

270
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:26,160
the little scratch
on the roof of your mouth

271
00:14:26,230 --> 00:14:28,890
that would heal if only
you could stop tonguing it,

272
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,120
but you can't.

273
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,720
...deeper
into your cave

274
00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:34,360
as you walk.

275
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,730
You feel the healing energy
of this place

276
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:39,970
all around you.

277
00:14:40,010 --> 00:14:42,000
Now find your power animal.

278
00:14:46,810 --> 00:14:47,970
Slide.

279
00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:54,910
OK. Now let's partner up.

280
00:14:54,990 --> 00:14:57,220
Pick someone special
to you tonight.

281
00:15:03,830 --> 00:15:05,260
Hey.

282
00:15:06,330 --> 00:15:07,270
We need to talk.

283
00:15:07,330 --> 00:15:08,270
Sure.

284
00:15:13,170 --> 00:15:14,140
I'm onto you.

285
00:15:14,210 --> 00:15:15,140
What?

286
00:15:15,210 --> 00:15:16,770
Yeah. You're a faker.

287
00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:18,180
You're not dying.

288
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,540
Sorry?

289
00:15:19,610 --> 00:15:22,880
In the Tibetan philosophy,
Sylvia Plath sense of the word,

290
00:15:22,980 --> 00:15:24,610
I know we're all...
we're all dying, all right?

291
00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:27,150
But you're not dying the way
Chloe back there is dying.

292
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:29,340
So?

293
00:15:30,420 --> 00:15:32,220
So you're a tourist.

294
00:15:32,290 --> 00:15:34,230
OK? I've seen you.
I saw you...

295
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:35,590
saw you at melanoma,

296
00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:36,990
saw you
at tuberculosis,

297
00:15:37,030 --> 00:15:39,000
I saw you at
testicular cancer.

298
00:15:39,030 --> 00:15:40,730
I saw you
practicing this.

299
00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,100
Practicing what?

300
00:15:42,170 --> 00:15:43,230
Telling me off.

301
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:46,000
Is it going as well
as you hoped...

302
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:47,130
"RUPERT"?

303
00:15:47,210 --> 00:15:48,540
I'll expose you.

304
00:15:48,610 --> 00:15:50,600
Go ahead.
I'll expose you.

305
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:51,870
[Leader] All right,
come together.

306
00:15:51,980 --> 00:15:54,170
Let yourselves cry.

307
00:15:59,650 --> 00:16:01,640
[Crying Softly]

308
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:03,490
Oh, God, why
are you doing this?

309
00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:06,080
It's cheaper than a movie,
and there's free coffee.

310
00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:07,150
No, look...

311
00:16:07,230 --> 00:16:09,130
this is important, OK?

312
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:10,160
These are my groups.

313
00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:11,820
I've been coming here
for over a year.

314
00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:14,030
Why do you do it?

315
00:16:14,070 --> 00:16:15,130
I don't know.

316
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,640
When people think
you're dying,

317
00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:18,300
man, they really,
really listen to you

318
00:16:18,370 --> 00:16:19,500
instead of just...

319
00:16:19,570 --> 00:16:23,100
Instead of just waiting
for their turn to speak.

320
00:16:23,180 --> 00:16:25,110
Yeah.

321
00:16:25,180 --> 00:16:26,770
Yeah.

322
00:16:26,850 --> 00:16:29,320
Share yourself... completely.

323
00:16:30,550 --> 00:16:31,920
OK, you don't want
to get into this.

324
00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:33,540
It becomes an addiction.

325
00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:34,610
Really?

326
00:16:34,690 --> 00:16:35,850
I'm not kidding.

327
00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:38,020
I can't cry if there's
another faker present,

328
00:16:38,090 --> 00:16:39,180
and I need this.

329
00:16:39,260 --> 00:16:41,160
So you got to find
somewhere else to go.

330
00:16:41,230 --> 00:16:43,560
Candy stripe
a cancer ward.

331
00:16:43,630 --> 00:16:45,500
It's not my problem.

332
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,430
Wait, wait, wait.

333
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:50,970
Whoa. Hold on.
I'll tell you.

334
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:52,660
We're gonna split up
the week, OK?

335
00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:54,710
You take lymphoma
and tuberculosis...

336
00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:55,900
You take
tuberculosis.

337
00:16:55,980 --> 00:16:57,530
My smoking doesn't
go over at all.

338
00:16:57,610 --> 00:16:59,040
- OK. Good. Fine.
- [Coughs]

339
00:16:59,110 --> 00:17:01,210
Testicular cancer should be
no contest, I think.

340
00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:02,250
Well, technically,

341
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,050
I have more right to
be there than you.

342
00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:05,180
You still have
your balls.

343
00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:06,180
You're kidding.

344
00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:08,050
I don't know. Am I?

345
00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:09,680
No. No.

346
00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:10,750
What do you want?

347
00:17:10,820 --> 00:17:12,350
I'll take the parasites.

348
00:17:12,430 --> 00:17:13,890
You can't have
both the parasites,

349
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,290
but why don't you take
the blood parasites...

350
00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:16,590
I want brain parasites.

351
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,290
I'll take
the blood parasites,

352
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:20,090
but I'm gonna take the
organic brain dementia...

353
00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:21,100
I want that.

354
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:22,470
You can't have
the whole brain.

355
00:17:22,540 --> 00:17:25,130
So far you have 4.
I only have 2.

356
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,400
OK.

357
00:17:26,470 --> 00:17:29,170
Take both the parasites.
They're yours.

358
00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:31,010
Now we both have 3.

359
00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:37,540
Hey, you left
half your clothes!

360
00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:40,140
[Tires Squealing]

361
00:17:40,220 --> 00:17:41,850
[Horn Honking]

362
00:17:42,990 --> 00:17:44,420
[Honks]

363
00:17:53,730 --> 00:17:55,540
What, are you selling those?

364
00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:55,570
What, are you selling those?

365
00:17:55,670 --> 00:17:57,400
Yes! I'm selling
some clothes.

366
00:17:57,470 --> 00:17:58,530
So,

367
00:17:58,610 --> 00:17:59,940
we each have 3.
That's 6.

368
00:18:00,010 --> 00:18:02,240
What about the seventh day?
I want ascending bowel cancer.

369
00:18:02,310 --> 00:18:03,740
[Narrator] The girl
had done her homework.

370
00:18:03,810 --> 00:18:04,740
Thank you.

371
00:18:04,810 --> 00:18:05,740
No. No, I...

372
00:18:05,810 --> 00:18:08,010
I want bowel cancer.

373
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,840
That's your favorite, too?

374
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:12,150
Try to slip it by me, eh?

375
00:18:12,220 --> 00:18:13,690
Look, we're gonna
split it, OK?

376
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:15,520
Take the first and third
Sunday of the month.

377
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:19,860
Deal.

378
00:18:22,430 --> 00:18:24,360
Looks like
this is good-bye.

379
00:18:24,430 --> 00:18:26,560
Well, let's not make a
big thing out of it, OK?

380
00:18:26,630 --> 00:18:28,500
How's this for not
making a big thing?

381
00:18:31,970 --> 00:18:33,000
[Door Opens]

382
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:34,370
Hey, Marla!

383
00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:35,370
[Horn Honks]

384
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:36,370
Marla!

385
00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:40,000
May-Maybe we should
exchange numbers.

386
00:18:40,110 --> 00:18:41,550
Should we?

387
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,580
W-We might want
to switch nights.

388
00:18:45,150 --> 00:18:46,140
OK.

389
00:18:51,660 --> 00:18:53,650
[Narrator] This is how I met
Marla Singer.

390
00:18:53,730 --> 00:18:55,660
[Humming]

391
00:18:55,730 --> 00:18:56,990
Marla's philosophy of life

392
00:18:57,060 --> 00:18:59,160
was that she might die
at any moment.

393
00:18:59,230 --> 00:19:01,930
The tragedy, she said,
was that she didn't.

394
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,160
It doesn't have
your name.

395
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,260
Who are you,

396
00:19:04,340 --> 00:19:06,400
Cornelius,
Rupert,

397
00:19:06,470 --> 00:19:07,800
Travis,

398
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,040
any of the
stupid names

399
00:19:09,140 --> 00:19:10,300
you give each
night?

400
00:19:13,510 --> 00:19:16,380
You wake up
at Seatac.

401
00:19:16,450 --> 00:19:17,640
S.F.O...

402
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:19,740
L.A.X...

403
00:19:19,820 --> 00:19:21,650
You wake up at O'Hare...

404
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,210
Dallas-Fort Worth...

405
00:19:23,290 --> 00:19:25,260
B.W.I...

406
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:27,560
Pacific, mountain,
central...

407
00:19:27,630 --> 00:19:29,190
Lose an hour,
gain an hour...

408
00:19:29,260 --> 00:19:30,790
Check-in for that
flight doesn't begin

409
00:19:30,860 --> 00:19:32,350
for another 2 hours,
sir.

410
00:19:32,430 --> 00:19:36,460
This is your life, and it's
ending one minute at a time.

411
00:19:36,540 --> 00:19:38,940
You wake up at Air Harbor
International...

412
00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:40,940
[P.A.] the aircraft has
come to a complete stop.

413
00:19:41,010 --> 00:19:42,670
If you wake up
at a different time,

414
00:19:42,740 --> 00:19:44,710
in a different place,

415
00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:46,870
could you wake up
as a different person?

416
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,050
Everywhere I travel,

417
00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:51,580
tiny life...

418
00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:53,480
single-serving sugar...

419
00:19:53,550 --> 00:19:54,680
single-serving cream...

420
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,590
single pat of butter...

421
00:19:56,660 --> 00:19:59,490
a microwave cordon-bleu
hobby kit.

422
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:01,530
Shampoo-conditioner combos.

423
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,830
Sample package mouthwash,
tiny bars of soap.

424
00:20:06,930 --> 00:20:09,460
The people I meet
on each flight,

425
00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:12,600
they're single-serving
friends.

426
00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:15,470
Between takeoff and landing,
we have our time together,

427
00:20:15,540 --> 00:20:17,810
but that's all we get.

428
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:19,740
[Together] Welcome!

429
00:20:21,380 --> 00:20:22,940
[Narrator] On
a long enough timeline,

430
00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:25,540
the survival rate
for everyone drops to zero.

431
00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:27,680
I was a recall coordinator.

432
00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:29,810
My job was
to apply the formula.

433
00:20:29,890 --> 00:20:30,820
Here's where
the infant

434
00:20:30,890 --> 00:20:32,150
went through
the windshield.

435
00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:33,250
3 points.

436
00:20:33,330 --> 00:20:34,660
[Narrator] A new car
built by my company

437
00:20:34,730 --> 00:20:37,060
leaves somewhere traveling
at 60 miles per hour.

438
00:20:37,130 --> 00:20:39,660
The rear differential
locks up.

439
00:20:39,730 --> 00:20:40,720
The teenager's braces

440
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,330
are wrapped around
the back seat ashtray.

441
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,670
Might make
a good antismoking ad.

442
00:20:44,740 --> 00:20:46,140
[Narrator]
The car crashes and burns

443
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:47,830
with everyone
trapped inside.

444
00:20:47,910 --> 00:20:50,400
Now, should we
initiate a recall?

445
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:51,670
The father
must've been huge.

446
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:52,910
You see
where the fat

447
00:20:52,980 --> 00:20:54,110
has burned
to the seat,

448
00:20:54,180 --> 00:20:55,710
the polyester shirt?

449
00:20:55,780 --> 00:20:57,840
- Very modern art.
- Ha ha ha!

450
00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,890
[Narrator] Take the number of
vehicles in the field, "A,"

451
00:21:00,950 --> 00:21:03,580
multiply it by the probable
rate of failure, "B,"

452
00:21:03,660 --> 00:21:04,680
then multiply the result

453
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:07,020
by the average out-of-court
settlement, "C."

454
00:21:07,090 --> 00:21:09,860
"A" times "B" times "C"

455
00:21:09,930 --> 00:21:11,400
equals "X."

456
00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:14,400
If "X" is less
than the cost of a recall,

457
00:21:14,470 --> 00:21:16,660
we don't do one.

458
00:21:16,740 --> 00:21:17,970
Are there a lot

459
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,940
of these kinds
of accidents?

460
00:21:20,010 --> 00:21:21,870
You wouldn't believe.

461
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:25,910
Which car company
do you work for?

462
00:21:26,980 --> 00:21:28,640
A major one.

463
00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:32,610
[Narrator] Every time the plane
banked too sharply

464
00:21:32,690 --> 00:21:34,520
on takeoff or landing,

465
00:21:34,590 --> 00:21:36,450
I prayed for a crash

466
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:37,990
or a midair collision.

467
00:21:38,060 --> 00:21:40,030
Anything.

468
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,430
[Screaming]

469
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,730
Life insurance
pays off triple

470
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,290
if you die
on a business trip.

471
00:21:52,370 --> 00:21:53,400
[Ding]

472
00:21:55,810 --> 00:21:58,140
"If you are seated in an
emergency exit row..."

473
00:21:58,210 --> 00:21:59,440
Yeah...

474
00:21:59,510 --> 00:22:01,070
"And you feel
you would be unable

475
00:22:01,150 --> 00:22:02,580
or unwilling to
perform the duties

476
00:22:02,650 --> 00:22:04,380
listed on
the safety card,

477
00:22:04,450 --> 00:22:06,010
please ask
a flight attendant

478
00:22:06,090 --> 00:22:07,020
to reseat you."

479
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,950
It's a lot
of responsibility.

480
00:22:10,990 --> 00:22:13,220
Wanna switch seats?

481
00:22:13,330 --> 00:22:14,890
No. I'm not sure
I'm the man

482
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:16,790
for that particular job.

483
00:22:16,860 --> 00:22:19,760
An exit-door procedure
at 30,000 feet.

484
00:22:19,830 --> 00:22:21,390
Mm-hmm.

485
00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:23,400
The illusion of safety.

486
00:22:23,470 --> 00:22:26,170
Yeah. I guess so.

487
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:28,760
You know why they put
oxygen masks on planes?

488
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:30,570
So you can breathe.

489
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:33,510
Oxygen gets you high.

490
00:22:33,580 --> 00:22:34,980
In a catastrophic
emergency,

491
00:22:35,050 --> 00:22:38,040
you're taking giant
panicked breaths.

492
00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:40,710
Suddenly you become
euphoric, docile.

493
00:22:40,790 --> 00:22:42,980
You accept your fate.

494
00:22:43,060 --> 00:22:45,680
It's all right here.

495
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:47,490
Emergency
water landing...

496
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:48,990
600 miles an hour.

497
00:22:49,060 --> 00:22:50,090
Blank faces,

498
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,860
calm as Hindu cows.

499
00:22:51,930 --> 00:22:53,960
That's, um...

500
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,030
That's an interesting
theory.

501
00:22:59,670 --> 00:23:01,000
What do you do?

502
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:02,510
What do you mean?

503
00:23:02,580 --> 00:23:03,840
What do you do
for a living?

504
00:23:03,910 --> 00:23:07,000
Why? So you can pretend
like you're interested?

505
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,640
[Laughs]

506
00:23:09,820 --> 00:23:10,910
OK.

507
00:23:10,980 --> 00:23:12,820
You have a kind of
sick desperation

508
00:23:12,890 --> 00:23:14,080
in your laugh.

509
00:23:16,860 --> 00:23:19,450
We have
the exact same briefcase.

510
00:23:20,730 --> 00:23:22,320
Soap.

511
00:23:22,430 --> 00:23:23,330
Sorry?

512
00:23:23,430 --> 00:23:26,130
I make
and I sell soap...

513
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:29,030
the yardstick
of civilization.

514
00:23:29,100 --> 00:23:30,870
[Narrator] And this is
how I met...

515
00:23:30,940 --> 00:23:32,630
"Tyler Durden."

516
00:23:32,710 --> 00:23:34,540
Did you know, if you
mixed equal parts

517
00:23:34,610 --> 00:23:36,510
of gasoline and frozen
orange juice concentrate,

518
00:23:36,580 --> 00:23:38,340
you can make napalm?

519
00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:40,240
No, I did not know that.
Is that true?

520
00:23:40,310 --> 00:23:41,410
That's right.

521
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:43,040
One can make all kinds
of explosives

522
00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:44,950
using simple
household items.

523
00:23:44,990 --> 00:23:46,080
Really?

524
00:23:46,150 --> 00:23:47,810
If one were
so inclined.

525
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:55,220
Tyler, you are, by far,
the most interesting

526
00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:57,860
"single-serving" friend
I've ever met.

527
00:23:57,930 --> 00:23:59,730
See, obviously,

528
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,670
everything on a plane
is single-serving, even...

529
00:24:01,740 --> 00:24:03,930
Oh, I get it.
It's very clever.

530
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,560
Thank you.

531
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:08,370
How's that working out
for you?

532
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:09,370
What?

533
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:10,600
Being clever.

534
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:13,040
Great.

535
00:24:13,110 --> 00:24:15,050
Keep it up, then.

536
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,050
Right up.

537
00:24:17,950 --> 00:24:19,380
Now a question
of etiquette.

538
00:24:19,490 --> 00:24:20,580
As I pass,

539
00:24:20,650 --> 00:24:22,050
do I give you the ass
or the crotch?

540
00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:32,390
[Narrator] How I came
to live with Tyler is...

541
00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:35,490
airlines have this policy
about vibrating luggage.

542
00:24:43,210 --> 00:24:44,680
Was... Was it ticking?

543
00:24:44,740 --> 00:24:47,080
Actually, throwers don't
worry about ticking,

544
00:24:47,150 --> 00:24:48,640
'cause modern bombs
don't tick.

545
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:50,010
Sorry. "Throwers"?

546
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:51,240
Baggage handlers.

547
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:54,550
But when a suitcase
vibrates,

548
00:24:54,620 --> 00:24:57,020
then the thrower's
gotta call the police.

549
00:24:57,090 --> 00:24:59,750
My suitcase... was vibrating?

550
00:24:59,830 --> 00:25:01,850
9 times out of 10,
it's an electric razor,

551
00:25:01,930 --> 00:25:04,990
but every once
in a while...

552
00:25:07,430 --> 00:25:09,030
[Whispering]
it's a dildo.

553
00:25:10,740 --> 00:25:12,200
Of course,
it's company policy

554
00:25:12,270 --> 00:25:13,830
never to imply
ownership

555
00:25:13,910 --> 00:25:15,200
in the event
of a dildo.

556
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:16,500
We have to use
the indefinite article

557
00:25:16,580 --> 00:25:17,570
a dildo.

558
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:20,980
<i>Never your dildo.</i>

559
00:25:21,010 --> 00:25:22,040
I don't own a...

560
00:25:25,820 --> 00:25:27,650
[Narrator] I had everything
in that suitcase...

561
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:28,950
my CK shirts,

562
00:25:29,060 --> 00:25:30,680
my DKNY shoes,

563
00:25:30,790 --> 00:25:32,020
my AX ties.

564
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:34,980
Never mind.

565
00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:40,360
[Man] Hey! That's my car!

566
00:25:41,740 --> 00:25:43,670
[Police Radio Chatter]

567
00:25:43,740 --> 00:25:46,870
[Siren]

568
00:25:46,970 --> 00:25:49,410
Home was a condo
on the 15th floor

569
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:52,100
of a filing cabinet for widows
and young professionals.

570
00:25:52,210 --> 00:25:54,870
The walls
were solid concrete.

571
00:25:54,980 --> 00:25:56,740
A foot of concrete's
important

572
00:25:56,850 --> 00:25:58,440
when your next-door neighbor
lets her hearing aid go

573
00:25:58,590 --> 00:26:01,020
and has to watch game shows
at full volume...

574
00:26:01,050 --> 00:26:02,850
Or when a volcanic blast

575
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,650
and debris that used to be your
furniture and personal effects

576
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:07,490
blows out of your
floor-to-ceiling windows

577
00:26:07,630 --> 00:26:09,320
and sails flaming
into the night.

578
00:26:09,430 --> 00:26:11,400
[Helicopter Circling]

579
00:26:15,670 --> 00:26:17,970
I suppose
these things happen.

580
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,980
There's nothing up there.

581
00:26:33,090 --> 00:26:35,350
You can't go
into the unit.

582
00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:36,750
Police orders.

583
00:26:45,030 --> 00:26:47,430
Do you have somebody
you can call?

584
00:26:48,700 --> 00:26:50,000
[Narrator] How embarrassing.

585
00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:52,970
A house full of condiments
and no food.

586
00:27:02,450 --> 00:27:04,380
The police would
later tell me

587
00:27:04,450 --> 00:27:06,150
that the pilot light
might have gone out,

588
00:27:06,250 --> 00:27:10,190
letting out just
a little bit of gas.

589
00:27:10,260 --> 00:27:12,490
That gas could have
slowly filled the condo...

590
00:27:12,590 --> 00:27:15,080
1,700 square feet
of high ceilings

591
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,960
for days and days.

592
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:26,830
Then the refrigerator's
compressor could've clicked on.

593
00:27:26,940 --> 00:27:28,030
[Telephone Ringing]

594
00:27:28,140 --> 00:27:31,170
[Marla] Yeah?

595
00:27:34,380 --> 00:27:35,970
I can hear you
breathing, you...

596
00:27:45,130 --> 00:27:47,320
If you asked me now,

597
00:27:47,430 --> 00:27:49,220
I couldn't tell you
why I called him.

598
00:27:56,900 --> 00:27:59,800
[Telephone Ringing
On Other End]

599
00:28:19,060 --> 00:28:21,530
[Ring]

600
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:27,000
[Ring]

601
00:28:29,540 --> 00:28:30,500
[Ring]

602
00:28:31,770 --> 00:28:33,360
Hello?

603
00:28:33,470 --> 00:28:34,440
[Man] Who's this?

604
00:28:34,510 --> 00:28:36,200
[Potato Chips Crunching]

605
00:28:36,310 --> 00:28:37,740
Tyler?

606
00:28:37,810 --> 00:28:39,300
Who is this?

607
00:28:39,410 --> 00:28:42,110
Um, ahem, we met
on the airplane.

608
00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:44,150
We had the same
suitcase.

609
00:28:44,220 --> 00:28:45,740
[Crunching]

610
00:28:45,850 --> 00:28:47,410
Uh, the clever guy.

611
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:51,580
Oh, yeah. Right. OK?

612
00:28:51,690 --> 00:28:53,450
I called
a second ago.

613
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:55,530
There was no answer.
I'm at a pay phone.

614
00:28:55,630 --> 00:28:57,150
Yeah. I star-69ed you.

615
00:28:57,260 --> 00:28:58,960
I never pick up my phone.

616
00:28:59,030 --> 00:29:00,500
[Crunching]

617
00:29:00,570 --> 00:29:02,330
So, what's up, man?

618
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:05,600
Uh, well...

619
00:29:05,710 --> 00:29:08,140
you're not gonna
believe this.

620
00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:12,030
[Tyler] You know, man,
it could be worse.

621
00:29:12,150 --> 00:29:13,440
A woman could
cut off your penis

622
00:29:13,550 --> 00:29:14,600
while you're sleeping

623
00:29:14,710 --> 00:29:15,980
and toss it
out the window

624
00:29:16,050 --> 00:29:17,140
of a moving car.

625
00:29:17,250 --> 00:29:18,770
There's always that.

626
00:29:18,890 --> 00:29:20,480
I don't know,
it's just...

627
00:29:20,590 --> 00:29:22,020
when you buy furniture,

628
00:29:22,090 --> 00:29:23,490
you tell yourself,
that's it.

629
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,290
That's the last sofa
I'm gonna need.

630
00:29:25,390 --> 00:29:26,620
Whatever else happens,

631
00:29:26,730 --> 00:29:28,790
I've got that
sofa problem handled.

632
00:29:28,900 --> 00:29:30,290
I had it all.

633
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,130
I had a stereo
that was very decent,

634
00:29:32,230 --> 00:29:34,830
a wardrobe that was getting
very respectable.

635
00:29:34,930 --> 00:29:38,170
I was close
to being complete.

636
00:29:38,270 --> 00:29:39,670
Shit, man.
Now it's all gone.

637
00:29:39,740 --> 00:29:40,830
All gone.

638
00:29:40,940 --> 00:29:43,570
Hmm. All gone.

639
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:46,970
Do you know
what a duvet is?

640
00:29:47,050 --> 00:29:48,140
Comforter.

641
00:29:48,250 --> 00:29:49,940
It's a blanket.

642
00:29:50,020 --> 00:29:51,040
Just a blanket.

643
00:29:51,150 --> 00:29:52,980
Why do guys
like you and I

644
00:29:53,050 --> 00:29:54,020
know what
a duvet is?

645
00:29:54,090 --> 00:29:56,560
Is this essential
to our survival

646
00:29:56,620 --> 00:29:58,150
in the hunter-gatherer
sense of the word?

647
00:29:58,260 --> 00:29:59,520
No.

648
00:29:59,630 --> 00:30:02,060
What are we, then?

649
00:30:02,130 --> 00:30:05,030
We're, uh, you know,
consumers...

650
00:30:05,060 --> 00:30:06,830
Right. We're consumers.

651
00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:10,300
We are by-products of
a lifestyle obsession.

652
00:30:10,370 --> 00:30:12,630
Murder, crime, poverty...

653
00:30:12,740 --> 00:30:14,430
these things
don't concern me.

654
00:30:14,540 --> 00:30:17,740
What concerns me are
celebrity magazines,

655
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:19,970
television
with 500 channels,

656
00:30:20,050 --> 00:30:22,010
some guy's name
on my underwear.

657
00:30:22,050 --> 00:30:24,680
Rogaine, Viagra,
Olestra.

658
00:30:24,780 --> 00:30:25,720
Martha Stewart.

659
00:30:25,790 --> 00:30:26,910
Fuck Martha Stewart.

660
00:30:27,020 --> 00:30:29,720
<i>Martha's polishing the brass
on the Titanic.</i>

661
00:30:29,860 --> 00:30:31,220
It's all going down, man.

662
00:30:31,290 --> 00:30:33,730
So fuck off
with your sofa units

663
00:30:33,790 --> 00:30:36,060
and Strinne green
stripe patterns.

664
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:38,600
I say,
never be complete.

665
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,220
I say,
stop being perfect.

666
00:30:40,330 --> 00:30:42,860
I say, let's...
let's evolve.

667
00:30:42,970 --> 00:30:44,800
Let the chips
fall where they may.

668
00:30:47,340 --> 00:30:49,500
But that's me,
and I could be wrong.

669
00:30:49,610 --> 00:30:51,630
Maybe it's a terrible
tragedy.

670
00:30:51,740 --> 00:30:53,180
No. It's just stuff.

671
00:30:53,250 --> 00:30:54,210
It's not a tragedy,
but...

672
00:30:54,310 --> 00:30:55,370
Well, you did lose

673
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,040
a lot of versatile solutions
for modern living.

674
00:30:58,150 --> 00:30:59,120
Fuck. You're right.

675
00:30:59,220 --> 00:31:00,580
No. I don't smoke.

676
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:07,790
My insurance is probably
gonna cover it, so...

677
00:31:10,330 --> 00:31:12,420
What?

678
00:31:12,530 --> 00:31:16,630
The things you own
end up owning you.

679
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:20,230
But do what
you like, man.

680
00:31:21,810 --> 00:31:22,740
[Sigh]

681
00:31:22,810 --> 00:31:23,870
Oh, it's late.

682
00:31:23,980 --> 00:31:25,710
Hey, thanks
for the beer.

683
00:31:25,810 --> 00:31:27,040
Yeah, man.

684
00:31:27,150 --> 00:31:30,010
I should find
a hotel.

685
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:31,020
Oh.

686
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:32,020
What?

687
00:31:32,090 --> 00:31:33,020
What?

688
00:31:33,090 --> 00:31:34,020
A hotel.

689
00:31:34,090 --> 00:31:35,020
Yeah.

690
00:31:35,090 --> 00:31:36,680
Just ask, man.

691
00:31:36,790 --> 00:31:39,120
What are you
talking about?

692
00:31:39,190 --> 00:31:40,180
Oh, God.

693
00:31:40,290 --> 00:31:41,730
3 pitchers of beer,

694
00:31:41,790 --> 00:31:43,350
and you still
can't ask.

695
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,060
What?

696
00:31:46,170 --> 00:31:47,930
You called me 'cause you
needed a place to stay.

697
00:31:48,030 --> 00:31:49,760
Oh, hey, no, no, no.

698
00:31:49,870 --> 00:31:51,840
Yes, you did.
So just ask.

699
00:31:51,940 --> 00:31:54,170
Cut the foreplay
and just ask, man.

700
00:31:56,010 --> 00:31:58,200
Would that
be a problem?

701
00:31:58,310 --> 00:32:00,370
Is it a problem
for you to ask?

702
00:32:01,950 --> 00:32:03,310
Can I stay
at your place?

703
00:32:03,380 --> 00:32:04,320
Yeah.

704
00:32:05,390 --> 00:32:06,780
Thanks.

705
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:12,990
I want you
to do me a favor.

706
00:32:13,060 --> 00:32:14,150
Yeah, sure.

707
00:32:14,260 --> 00:32:17,060
I want you to hit me
as hard as you can.

708
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:19,130
What?

709
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:23,000
I want you to hit me
as hard as you can.

710
00:32:23,070 --> 00:32:24,540
[Narrator] Let me tell you
a little bit

711
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,040
about Tyler Durden.

712
00:32:26,140 --> 00:32:28,610
Tyler was a night person.

713
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:29,840
While the rest of us
were sleeping,

714
00:32:29,980 --> 00:32:30,970
he worked.

715
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:34,140
He had one part-time job
as a projectionist.

716
00:32:34,250 --> 00:32:36,010
See, a movie doesn't come
all on one big reel.

717
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,240
It comes on a few.

718
00:32:37,350 --> 00:32:39,820
So someone has to be there
to switch the projectors

719
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:42,110
at the exact moment
that one reel ends

720
00:32:42,220 --> 00:32:43,450
and the next one begins.

721
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:45,520
If you look for it,
you can see these little dots

722
00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:47,620
come into the upper right-hand
corner of the screen.

723
00:32:47,730 --> 00:32:48,660
[Beep]

724
00:32:48,730 --> 00:32:49,750
In the industry,

725
00:32:49,860 --> 00:32:51,120
we call them
"cigarette burns."

726
00:32:51,230 --> 00:32:53,260
That's the cue
for a changeover.

727
00:32:53,370 --> 00:32:54,800
He flips the projectors,

728
00:32:54,870 --> 00:32:56,730
the movie keeps
right on going,

729
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,270
and nobody in the audience
has any idea.

730
00:32:58,340 --> 00:33:00,810
Why would anyone want
this shit job?

731
00:33:00,910 --> 00:33:03,780
Because it affords him other
interesting opportunities.

732
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:03,810
Because it affords him other
interesting opportunities.

733
00:33:03,910 --> 00:33:05,880
Like splicing single frames
of pornography

734
00:33:05,980 --> 00:33:07,340
into family films.

735
00:33:07,410 --> 00:33:09,510
So when the snooty cat
and the courageous dog

736
00:33:09,580 --> 00:33:11,020
with the celebrity voices

737
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:13,080
meet for the first time
in reel 3,

738
00:33:13,150 --> 00:33:14,380
that's when you'll
catch a flash

739
00:33:14,450 --> 00:33:16,750
of Tyler's contribution
to the film.

740
00:33:16,860 --> 00:33:19,450
[Characters On Screen
Singing Merrily]

741
00:33:19,530 --> 00:33:20,460
[Woman Moans]

742
00:33:20,530 --> 00:33:22,220
[Merry Song Continues]

743
00:33:23,630 --> 00:33:25,150
Nobody knows
that they saw it,

744
00:33:25,230 --> 00:33:26,290
but they did.

745
00:33:26,370 --> 00:33:28,830
A nice big cock.

746
00:33:31,540 --> 00:33:33,630
[Crying]

747
00:33:33,710 --> 00:33:36,440
Even a hummingbird couldn't
catch Tyler at work.

748
00:33:41,210 --> 00:33:44,380
Tyler also works sometimes
as a banquet waiter

749
00:33:44,450 --> 00:33:46,780
at the luxurious
Pressman Hotel.

750
00:33:50,260 --> 00:33:51,380
[Urinating]

751
00:33:51,460 --> 00:33:53,250
<i>He was the guerilla
terrorist</i>

752
00:33:53,330 --> 00:33:55,660
of the food service
industry.

753
00:33:55,730 --> 00:33:56,790
Do not watch.

754
00:33:56,860 --> 00:33:58,350
I cannot go
when you watch.

755
00:33:58,430 --> 00:33:59,990
Apart from seasoning
the lobster bisque,

756
00:34:00,070 --> 00:34:01,500
he farted on meringues,

757
00:34:01,570 --> 00:34:03,000
sneezed
on braised endive.

758
00:34:03,070 --> 00:34:04,630
And as for the cream
of mushroom soup,

759
00:34:04,700 --> 00:34:05,800
well...

760
00:34:05,870 --> 00:34:07,310
Go ahead, tell them.

761
00:34:07,370 --> 00:34:09,270
You get the idea.

762
00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:11,040
What do you want me to do?
You just want me to hit you?

763
00:34:11,110 --> 00:34:12,700
Come on. Do me
this one favor.

764
00:34:12,780 --> 00:34:13,770
Why?

765
00:34:13,850 --> 00:34:15,140
Why? I don't know why.
I don't know.

766
00:34:15,210 --> 00:34:16,180
I've never been in a fight.
Have you?

767
00:34:16,250 --> 00:34:17,680
No, but that's
a good thing.

768
00:34:17,750 --> 00:34:18,810
No, it is not.

769
00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:19,820
How much can you
know about yourself

770
00:34:19,890 --> 00:34:21,320
if you've never
been in a fight?

771
00:34:21,390 --> 00:34:22,680
I don't wanna die
without any scars.

772
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,620
So, come on, hit me
before I lose my nerve.

773
00:34:24,690 --> 00:34:27,390
God, this is crazy.

774
00:34:27,460 --> 00:34:29,050
So go crazy.
Let 'er rip.

775
00:34:29,130 --> 00:34:30,960
Hey, I don't know
about this.

776
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,260
I don't, either,
but who gives a shit?

777
00:34:33,330 --> 00:34:34,990
No one's watching.
What do you care?

778
00:34:35,100 --> 00:34:37,330
Wait. This is crazy.
You want me to hit you?

779
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:39,340
That's right.

780
00:34:39,410 --> 00:34:41,840
What, like,
in the face?

781
00:34:41,910 --> 00:34:43,270
Surprise me.

782
00:34:45,210 --> 00:34:47,540
This is so
fucking stupid.

783
00:34:56,590 --> 00:34:57,920
Ohh!

784
00:34:57,990 --> 00:35:00,820
Motherfucker!

785
00:35:00,890 --> 00:35:02,830
You hit me
in the ear.

786
00:35:02,900 --> 00:35:04,120
Well, Jesus,
I'm sorry.

787
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,030
Ow! Christ!

788
00:35:06,130 --> 00:35:07,830
Why the ear, man?

789
00:35:07,900 --> 00:35:08,960
Aw, I fucked it up.

790
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,030
No. That was perfect.

791
00:35:10,140 --> 00:35:11,830
Ohh! Uhh!

792
00:35:22,550 --> 00:35:24,110
Nah, it's all right.

793
00:35:26,220 --> 00:35:27,740
That really hurts.

794
00:35:27,820 --> 00:35:30,650
Right.

795
00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:31,990
Hit me again.

796
00:35:32,020 --> 00:35:33,150
[Laughing]

797
00:35:33,230 --> 00:35:34,160
No. You hit me.

798
00:35:34,230 --> 00:35:35,250
Come on.

799
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:54,280
We should do this
again sometime.

800
00:36:07,460 --> 00:36:08,520
Where's your car?

801
00:36:08,590 --> 00:36:09,620
What car?

802
00:36:09,700 --> 00:36:10,920
[Belches]

803
00:36:20,270 --> 00:36:22,540
[Narrator] I don't know how
Tyler found that house,

804
00:36:22,610 --> 00:36:24,740
but he said
he'd been there for a year.

805
00:36:24,810 --> 00:36:27,870
It looked like it was
waiting to be torn down.

806
00:36:27,950 --> 00:36:30,180
Most of the windows
were boarded up.

807
00:36:30,250 --> 00:36:32,510
There was no lock
on the front door

808
00:36:32,590 --> 00:36:35,880
from when the police
or whoever kicked it in.

809
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,650
The stairs
were ready to collapse.

810
00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:40,690
I didn't know if he owned it
or if he was squatting.

811
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,630
Neither would have
surprised me.

812
00:36:43,860 --> 00:36:45,300
Yeah. That's you.

813
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:46,490
That's me.

814
00:36:46,570 --> 00:36:48,360
That's the toilet.

815
00:36:48,430 --> 00:36:49,370
Good?

816
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:50,370
Yeah. Thanks.

817
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:53,330
[Narrator] What a shithole.

818
00:36:53,410 --> 00:36:55,030
[Springs Clang]

819
00:36:55,110 --> 00:36:56,840
Nothing worked.

820
00:36:56,910 --> 00:36:58,340
[Water Pipes Rumble]

821
00:36:58,410 --> 00:36:59,710
Turning on one light

822
00:36:59,780 --> 00:37:02,710
meant another light
in the house went out.

823
00:37:02,780 --> 00:37:04,220
There were no neighbors,

824
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:06,310
just some warehouses
and a paper mill...

825
00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:08,150
that fart smell of steam,

826
00:37:08,250 --> 00:37:10,590
the hamster cage smell
of wood chips.

827
00:37:10,660 --> 00:37:12,680
After work tomorrow,
we'll be...

828
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:14,730
Hey. What have
we here?

829
00:37:29,740 --> 00:37:30,670
Hey, guys.

830
00:37:30,740 --> 00:37:31,840
Hey.

831
00:37:31,910 --> 00:37:33,040
It's cool.

832
00:37:33,110 --> 00:37:34,100
Ohh!

833
00:37:34,180 --> 00:37:36,010
[Whistling
Nonchalantly]

834
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:46,550
Every time it rained,
we had to kill the power.

835
00:37:46,630 --> 00:37:48,120
By the end
of the first month,

836
00:37:48,190 --> 00:37:49,920
I didn't miss TV.

837
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:54,300
I didn't even mind the warm,
stale refrigerator.

838
00:38:06,980 --> 00:38:08,780
Can I be next?

839
00:38:13,090 --> 00:38:14,140
All right, man.

840
00:38:14,220 --> 00:38:16,450
Lose the tie.

841
00:38:18,860 --> 00:38:19,920
[Ricocheting
Golf Ball]

842
00:38:19,990 --> 00:38:21,290
Ooh!

843
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:22,950
[Narrator] At night,
Tyler and I were alone

844
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,290
for a half a mile
in every direction.

845
00:38:27,530 --> 00:38:28,470
[Clang]

846
00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:33,710
Rain trickled down
through the plaster

847
00:38:33,770 --> 00:38:35,170
and the light fixtures.

848
00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:37,070
Everything wooden
swelled and shrank.

849
00:38:37,140 --> 00:38:41,080
Everywhere were rusted nails
to snag your elbow on.

850
00:38:41,150 --> 00:38:44,480
The previous occupant had been
a bit of a shut-in.

851
00:38:44,550 --> 00:38:46,250
Hey, man, what
are you reading?

852
00:38:46,350 --> 00:38:47,410
Listen to this.

853
00:38:47,490 --> 00:38:49,390
It's an article
written by an organ

854
00:38:49,460 --> 00:38:50,890
in the first person.

855
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,520
"I am Jack's
medulla oblongata.

856
00:38:53,590 --> 00:38:55,180
Without me, Jack
could not regulate

857
00:38:55,260 --> 00:38:57,460
his heart rate,
blood pressure, or breathing."

858
00:38:57,530 --> 00:38:59,930
There's a whole series
of these.

859
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,360
<i>"I am Jill's nipples."</i>

860
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:04,900
<i>"I am Jack's colon."</i>

861
00:39:04,970 --> 00:39:07,370
Yeah. "I get cancer.
I kill Jack."

862
00:39:08,910 --> 00:39:10,640
Whoa... Ohh!

863
00:39:10,710 --> 00:39:11,970
[Narrator] After fighting,

864
00:39:12,010 --> 00:39:14,240
everything else in your life
got the volume turned down.

865
00:39:14,350 --> 00:39:17,780
[Muted Complaining]

866
00:39:17,850 --> 00:39:18,780
What?

867
00:39:18,850 --> 00:39:20,250
You could deal
with anything.

868
00:39:20,350 --> 00:39:21,790
Have you finished
those reports?

869
00:39:26,490 --> 00:39:27,790
[Tyler] If you could
fight anyone,

870
00:39:27,860 --> 00:39:29,050
who would you fight?

871
00:39:29,130 --> 00:39:31,600
I'd fight my boss,
probably.

872
00:39:31,660 --> 00:39:33,000
Really?

873
00:39:33,070 --> 00:39:35,660
Yeah. Why, who would
you fight?

874
00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:36,900
I'd fight my dad.

875
00:39:36,970 --> 00:39:38,770
I don't know my dad.

876
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:40,640
I mean, I know him,

877
00:39:40,710 --> 00:39:43,540
but he left when I was,
like, 6 years old,

878
00:39:43,610 --> 00:39:46,010
married this other woman
and had some other kids.

879
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:47,770
He, like, did this
every 6 years.

880
00:39:47,850 --> 00:39:50,710
He goes to a new city
and starts a new family.

881
00:39:50,780 --> 00:39:52,910
Fucker should open up
franchises.

882
00:39:54,390 --> 00:39:55,980
My dad never
went to college,

883
00:39:56,020 --> 00:39:58,490
so it was real
important that I go.

884
00:39:58,560 --> 00:39:59,620
That sounds familiar.

885
00:39:59,690 --> 00:40:01,820
So I graduate, I call
him up long distance.

886
00:40:01,890 --> 00:40:05,300
I say, "Dad, now what?"
He says, "Get a job."

887
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:06,300
Same here.

888
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:07,420
Now I'm 25.

889
00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:08,830
I make
my yearly call again.

890
00:40:08,900 --> 00:40:11,100
I say, "Dad, now what?"

891
00:40:11,170 --> 00:40:13,600
He says, "I don't know.
Get married."

892
00:40:13,670 --> 00:40:15,610
Eh, I mean...

893
00:40:15,670 --> 00:40:16,900
I can't get married.

894
00:40:16,980 --> 00:40:18,000
[Thunder]

895
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:19,740
I'm a 30-year-old boy.

896
00:40:19,810 --> 00:40:21,300
We're a generation
of men

897
00:40:21,410 --> 00:40:22,570
raised by women.

898
00:40:22,650 --> 00:40:24,980
I'm wondering
if another woman

899
00:40:25,050 --> 00:40:26,880
is really
the answer we need.

900
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:35,560
[Narrator] Most of the week,
we were Ozzie and Harriet.

901
00:40:35,630 --> 00:40:36,150
[Whistling]

902
00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:38,260
But every Saturday night,

903
00:40:38,300 --> 00:40:39,130
But every Saturday night,

904
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,670
we were finding
something out.

905
00:40:41,730 --> 00:40:43,900
We were finding out
more and more

906
00:40:43,970 --> 00:40:45,030
that we were not alone.

907
00:40:47,670 --> 00:40:48,940
[Man] Who turned
the lights off?

908
00:40:49,010 --> 00:40:50,240
It used to be

909
00:40:50,310 --> 00:40:52,000
that when I came home
angry or depressed,

910
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:53,740
I'd just clean my condo,

911
00:40:53,810 --> 00:40:55,780
polish
my Scandinavian furniture.

912
00:40:55,850 --> 00:40:58,210
I should've been looking
for a new condo.

913
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:01,010
I should've been haggling
with my insurance company.

914
00:41:01,090 --> 00:41:04,920
I should've been upset about my
nice, neat flaming little shit.

915
00:41:04,990 --> 00:41:06,480
But I wasn't.

916
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:07,960
The basic premise

917
00:41:07,990 --> 00:41:09,820
of cyber-netting
any office

918
00:41:09,900 --> 00:41:10,990
is make things
more efficient.

919
00:41:11,030 --> 00:41:12,290
[Narrator] Monday mornings,
all I could do

920
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:13,460
was think about
next week.

921
00:41:13,530 --> 00:41:16,700
Can I get the icon
in cornflower blue?

922
00:41:16,770 --> 00:41:17,930
Absolutely.

923
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,270
Efficiency is priority
number one, people,

924
00:41:21,340 --> 00:41:24,140
because waste
is a thief.

925
00:41:24,210 --> 00:41:25,910
I showed this already
to my man, here.

926
00:41:25,980 --> 00:41:27,280
You liked it,
didn't you?

927
00:41:31,250 --> 00:41:32,980
[Narrator] You can swallow
a pint of blood

928
00:41:33,050 --> 00:41:34,520
before you get sick.

929
00:41:35,890 --> 00:41:38,360
It was right
in everyone's face.

930
00:41:38,420 --> 00:41:40,590
Tyler and I
just made it visible.

931
00:41:40,660 --> 00:41:42,890
It was on the tip
of everyone's tongue.

932
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:44,860
Tyler and I just
gave it a name.

933
00:41:53,010 --> 00:41:56,370
[Loud Rock Music Playing]

934
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:59,280
Come on, people,
you gotta go home.

935
00:42:19,900 --> 00:42:22,830
Turn off the jukebox.
Lock the back.

936
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:45,080
[Someone Spits]

937
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:47,090
[Narrator] Every week,
Tyler gave the rules

938
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:48,460
that he and I decided.

939
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:52,050
Gentlemen, welcome
to Fight Club.

940
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,900
The first rule
of Fight Club is...

941
00:42:56,970 --> 00:42:59,400
you do not talk
about Fight Club.

942
00:42:59,470 --> 00:43:02,270
The second rule
of Fight Club is...

943
00:43:02,340 --> 00:43:05,970
you do not talk
about Fight Club.

944
00:43:06,010 --> 00:43:07,440
Third rule of Fight Club...

945
00:43:07,510 --> 00:43:11,210
Someone yells "Stop!"
goes limp, taps out,

946
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:12,840
the fight is over.

947
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:14,040
Fourth rule...

948
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:16,450
Only 2 guys to a fight.

949
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:17,510
Fifth rule...

950
00:43:17,620 --> 00:43:20,060
One fight at a time,
fellas.

951
00:43:20,130 --> 00:43:21,110
[Laughter]

952
00:43:21,190 --> 00:43:23,790
Sixth rule...
No shirts, no shoes.

953
00:43:23,860 --> 00:43:24,950
Seventh rule...

954
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,730
Fights will go on
as long as they have to.

955
00:43:29,740 --> 00:43:32,140
And the eighth
and final rule...

956
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:36,700
If this is your first night
at Fight Club...

957
00:43:36,780 --> 00:43:38,300
you have to fight.

958
00:43:38,380 --> 00:43:39,810
[Loud Shouting, Cheering]

959
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:44,850
[Narrator] This kid from work,
Ricky,

960
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:46,750
couldn't remember
whether you ordered pens

961
00:43:46,820 --> 00:43:47,980
with blue ink or black...

962
00:43:49,490 --> 00:43:50,550
Come on, man!

963
00:43:50,660 --> 00:43:52,320
But Ricky was a god
for 10 minutes

964
00:43:52,390 --> 00:43:54,990
when the trounced the maitre d'
of a local food court.

965
00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:58,990
Sometimes,
all you could hear

966
00:43:59,060 --> 00:44:01,290
were the flat, hard
packing sounds

967
00:44:01,370 --> 00:44:02,460
over the yelling...

968
00:44:05,940 --> 00:44:08,910
or the wet choke when
someone caught their breath

969
00:44:08,970 --> 00:44:09,910
and sprayed...

970
00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:11,100
Stop!

971
00:44:11,180 --> 00:44:14,110
You weren't alive anywhere
like you were there.

972
00:44:14,180 --> 00:44:15,540
But Fight Club
only exists

973
00:44:15,650 --> 00:44:17,880
in the hours between
when Fight Club starts

974
00:44:17,950 --> 00:44:19,780
and when Fight Club ends.

975
00:44:19,850 --> 00:44:22,950
Even if I could tell someone
they had a good fight,

976
00:44:22,990 --> 00:44:24,920
I wouldn't be talking
to the same man.

977
00:44:24,990 --> 00:44:26,510
Who you were
in Fight Club

978
00:44:26,590 --> 00:44:28,720
is not who you were
in the rest of the world.

979
00:44:28,790 --> 00:44:31,660
The guy who came to Fight Club
for the first time,

980
00:44:31,730 --> 00:44:33,720
his ass
was a wad of cookie dough.

981
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:35,060
After a few weeks,

982
00:44:35,130 --> 00:44:36,730
he was carved
out of wood.

983
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:38,830
If you could fight
any celebrity,

984
00:44:38,900 --> 00:44:40,300
who would you fight?

985
00:44:40,370 --> 00:44:41,430
Alive or dead?

986
00:44:41,510 --> 00:44:44,000
It doesn't matter.
Who'd be tough?

987
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:45,910
Hemingway.

988
00:44:45,980 --> 00:44:48,470
You?

989
00:44:48,550 --> 00:44:49,670
Shatner.

990
00:44:49,750 --> 00:44:51,940
I'd fight
William Shatner.

991
00:44:53,420 --> 00:44:55,980
[Narrator] We all started
seeing things differently.

992
00:44:56,060 --> 00:44:57,850
Everywhere we went,

993
00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:00,050
we were sizing things up.

994
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:06,890
I felt sorry for guys
packed into gyms,

995
00:45:06,970 --> 00:45:09,370
trying to look like
how Calvin Klein

996
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:11,300
or Tommy Hilfiger
said they should.

997
00:45:11,370 --> 00:45:12,890
Is that what a man
looks like?

998
00:45:12,970 --> 00:45:13,960
[Laughing]

999
00:45:14,010 --> 00:45:16,980
Ahh. Self-improvement
is masturbation.

1000
00:45:17,010 --> 00:45:19,410
And self-destruction.

1001
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:21,000
Excuse me.

1002
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:23,480
[Screaming]

1003
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:33,590
Kick his ass!

1004
00:45:33,660 --> 00:45:35,130
Hit him again, man!
Come on! Hit him!

1005
00:45:55,250 --> 00:45:58,610
Fight Club wasn't about
winning or losing.

1006
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:00,680
It wasn't about words.

1007
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:05,990
The hysterical shouting
was in tongues,

1008
00:46:06,020 --> 00:46:08,190
like in
a Pentecostal church.

1009
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:14,570
- Is that it?
- Stop!

1010
00:46:14,630 --> 00:46:16,620
When the fight
was over,

1011
00:46:16,700 --> 00:46:18,640
nothing was solved,

1012
00:46:18,700 --> 00:46:20,190
but nothing mattered.

1013
00:46:20,270 --> 00:46:21,710
Hey, cool.

1014
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:27,440
[Narrator] Afterwards,
we all felt saved.

1015
00:46:27,510 --> 00:46:29,610
Hey, man, how
about next week?

1016
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:31,110
How about next month?

1017
00:46:31,180 --> 00:46:32,380
I hear you.

1018
00:46:32,450 --> 00:46:33,610
Irwin, you're
in the middle.

1019
00:46:33,690 --> 00:46:36,020
New guy. You, too.

1020
00:46:37,190 --> 00:46:39,920
[Narrator] Sometimes,
Tyler spoke for me.

1021
00:46:39,990 --> 00:46:41,960
He fell down
some stairs.

1022
00:46:41,990 --> 00:46:44,550
I fell down
some stairs.

1023
00:46:46,730 --> 00:46:49,060
Fight Club became the reason
to cut your hair short

1024
00:46:49,130 --> 00:46:51,470
or trim your fingernails.

1025
00:46:51,540 --> 00:46:54,010
OK. Any
historical figure.

1026
00:46:54,070 --> 00:46:55,940
I'd fight Gandhi.

1027
00:46:57,510 --> 00:46:58,440
Good answer.

1028
00:46:58,510 --> 00:46:59,570
How about you?

1029
00:46:59,650 --> 00:47:00,810
Lincoln.

1030
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:02,240
Lincoln?

1031
00:47:02,310 --> 00:47:03,440
Mm.

1032
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:04,950
Big guy, big reach.

1033
00:47:04,980 --> 00:47:07,210
Skinny guys fight
till they're burger.

1034
00:47:07,290 --> 00:47:08,690
Fuck.

1035
00:47:10,890 --> 00:47:13,620
Hey. Even the Mona Lisa's
falling apart.

1036
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,860
[Ring]

1037
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:23,990
Hello.

1038
00:47:24,070 --> 00:47:25,060
[Marla] Where have
you been

1039
00:47:25,140 --> 00:47:27,000
the last 8 weeks?

1040
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:28,340
Marla?

1041
00:47:28,410 --> 00:47:29,740
[Chop Socky Yell]

1042
00:47:31,540 --> 00:47:33,010
How'd you find me?

1043
00:47:33,050 --> 00:47:34,480
You left that
forwarding number.

1044
00:47:34,550 --> 00:47:37,380
I haven't seen you
in any support groups.

1045
00:47:37,450 --> 00:47:38,920
We split them up.

1046
00:47:38,980 --> 00:47:40,950
That was the idea,
remember?

1047
00:47:40,990 --> 00:47:43,780
Yeah, but you haven't
been going to yours.

1048
00:47:43,890 --> 00:47:45,550
How do you know?

1049
00:47:45,620 --> 00:47:47,350
I cheated.

1050
00:47:47,430 --> 00:47:49,220
I found a new one.

1051
00:47:49,290 --> 00:47:51,060
Really?

1052
00:47:51,130 --> 00:47:52,120
It's for men only.

1053
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:53,790
Like the testicle thing?

1054
00:47:53,900 --> 00:47:54,990
Waaah!

1055
00:47:58,240 --> 00:47:59,570
Look, this is a bad time.

1056
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:02,130
I've been going
to Debtors Anonymous.

1057
00:48:02,210 --> 00:48:04,300
You wanna see some
really fucked up people?

1058
00:48:04,380 --> 00:48:05,740
I'm just on my way out.

1059
00:48:05,810 --> 00:48:06,740
Me, too.

1060
00:48:06,810 --> 00:48:07,800
I've got a stomachful
of Xanax.

1061
00:48:07,910 --> 00:48:10,610
I took what was left
of a bottle.

1062
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:12,740
It might have been
too much.

1063
00:48:12,820 --> 00:48:14,580
[Narrator] Just picture
watching Marla Singer

1064
00:48:14,650 --> 00:48:16,550
throw herself around
her crummy apartment.

1065
00:48:16,690 --> 00:48:18,660
But this isn't a
for-real suicide thing.

1066
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:21,090
This is probably one of
those cry-for-help things.

1067
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:22,590
[Narrator] This could
go on for hours.

1068
00:48:22,660 --> 00:48:24,090
So you're staying in
tonight, then?

1069
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:25,600
Do you wanna wait

1070
00:48:25,660 --> 00:48:27,030
and hear me
describe death?

1071
00:48:27,100 --> 00:48:28,530
Do you wanna listen

1072
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:31,970
and see if my spirit
can use a phone?

1073
00:48:33,510 --> 00:48:36,440
Have you ever heard
a death rattle before?

1074
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:04,330
[Narrator]
Tyler's door was closed.

1075
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:05,960
I'd been living here
for 2 months,

1076
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:07,530
and Tyler's door
was never closed.

1077
00:49:09,710 --> 00:49:11,840
[Footsteps On Stairs]

1078
00:49:13,810 --> 00:49:16,010
You won't believe this dream
I had last night.

1079
00:49:16,050 --> 00:49:19,020
Yeah, I can hardly believe
anything about last night.

1080
00:49:25,020 --> 00:49:27,750
[Gargling]

1081
00:49:27,830 --> 00:49:28,790
[Chuckles]

1082
00:49:28,890 --> 00:49:30,790
What... What are you
doing here?

1083
00:49:34,530 --> 00:49:35,660
What?

1084
00:49:35,730 --> 00:49:38,130
This is my house. What are
you doing in my house?

1085
00:49:40,670 --> 00:49:41,640
Fuck you.

1086
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:57,150
Ha ha! Ohh...

1087
00:49:57,220 --> 00:50:00,590
Oh, you got some fucked-up
friends, I'm tellin' you.

1088
00:50:00,660 --> 00:50:01,630
[Chuckling]

1089
00:50:01,690 --> 00:50:03,320
Limber, though...

1090
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:04,690
silly coos.

1091
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:08,830
So, I come in last night.
Phone's off the hook.

1092
00:50:08,900 --> 00:50:10,730
Guess who's
on the other end.

1093
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:12,960
[Narrator] I already knew the story
before he told it to me.

1094
00:50:16,580 --> 00:50:18,910
Have you ever heard
a death rattle before?

1095
00:50:18,980 --> 00:50:21,840
Do you think it'll
live up to its name?

1096
00:50:21,910 --> 00:50:25,870
Or will it just be
a death... hairball?

1097
00:50:25,980 --> 00:50:26,920
[Coughs]

1098
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:32,890
Prepare...
to evacuate soul.

1099
00:50:34,860 --> 00:50:36,490
[Marla, Continuing]
9...

1100
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:37,530
8...

1101
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:39,930
Now, how could Tyler,
of all people,

1102
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:44,130
think it was a bad thing that
Marla Singer was about to die?

1103
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:46,100
[Marla] 5...

1104
00:50:46,170 --> 00:50:48,070
4...

1105
00:50:48,140 --> 00:50:49,900
3... Oh, hang on.

1106
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:57,710
You got here fast.

1107
00:50:59,350 --> 00:51:01,480
Did I call you?

1108
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:04,090
Huh?

1109
00:51:05,220 --> 00:51:06,160
Hey.

1110
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:15,230
The mattress is all sealed
in slippery plastic.

1111
00:51:16,900 --> 00:51:18,390
[Rattling]

1112
00:51:18,500 --> 00:51:21,730
Oh, don't worry.
It's not a threat to you.

1113
00:51:21,810 --> 00:51:24,170
[Siren]

1114
00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:25,610
Oh, fuck.

1115
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:27,910
Somebody called the cops.

1116
00:51:27,980 --> 00:51:29,780
[Voices Over Police Radio]

1117
00:51:40,060 --> 00:51:41,420
Hey, where's 513?

1118
00:51:41,490 --> 00:51:43,930
End of the hall.

1119
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,460
You know, the girl
who lives there

1120
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:47,900
used to be a charming,
lovely girl.

1121
00:51:47,970 --> 00:51:50,160
She's lost faith
in herself.

1122
00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:51,170
Miss Singer!

1123
00:51:51,240 --> 00:51:53,030
She's a monster.

1124
00:51:53,140 --> 00:51:54,770
You have every
reason to live!

1125
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:57,270
She's infectious
human waste!

1126
00:51:57,340 --> 00:51:58,270
Miss Singer!

1127
00:51:58,340 --> 00:52:00,310
<i>Good luck
trying to save her!</i>

1128
00:52:06,820 --> 00:52:10,410
If I fall asleep,
I'm done for.

1129
00:52:11,860 --> 00:52:14,760
You're gonna have to
keep me up...

1130
00:52:14,830 --> 00:52:16,790
all... night.

1131
00:52:16,900 --> 00:52:19,260
Un-fucking-believable.
[Coughs]

1132
00:52:19,330 --> 00:52:21,490
[Narrator] He was obviously
able to handle it.

1133
00:52:21,570 --> 00:52:22,730
You know what I mean.
You fucked her.

1134
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,300
No, I didn't.

1135
00:52:25,370 --> 00:52:26,840
Never?

1136
00:52:26,940 --> 00:52:27,870
No.

1137
00:52:29,240 --> 00:52:30,500
You're not into her,
are you?

1138
00:52:30,580 --> 00:52:32,980
No! God, not at all.

1139
00:52:33,010 --> 00:52:35,380
[Narrator] I am Jack's
raging bile duct.

1140
00:52:35,450 --> 00:52:37,420
Are you sure?
You can tell me.

1141
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:38,980
Believe me, I'm sure.

1142
00:52:39,050 --> 00:52:40,020
[Narrator] Put a gun
to my head

1143
00:52:40,090 --> 00:52:41,990
and paint the walls
with my brains.

1144
00:52:42,020 --> 00:52:43,250
That's good,
'cause she's a predator

1145
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:44,720
posing
as a house pet.

1146
00:52:44,790 --> 00:52:46,780
Stay away
from that one.

1147
00:52:46,890 --> 00:52:48,720
[Chuckling]

1148
00:52:48,790 --> 00:52:50,230
And the shit that came out
of this woman's mouth

1149
00:52:50,300 --> 00:52:51,230
I ain't never heard.

1150
00:52:51,300 --> 00:52:52,490
My God.

1151
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:55,430
I haven't been fucked
like that since grade school.

1152
00:52:56,540 --> 00:52:57,520
Uhh!

1153
00:52:57,640 --> 00:52:59,430
[Narrator] How could
Tyler not go for that?

1154
00:52:59,500 --> 00:53:00,970
The night before last,
he was splicing

1155
00:53:01,010 --> 00:53:02,840
sex organs
into Cinderella.

1156
00:53:02,910 --> 00:53:03,970
Marla doesn't
need a lover.

1157
00:53:04,010 --> 00:53:05,500
She needs
a fucking case worker.

1158
00:53:05,580 --> 00:53:08,210
She needs a wash. And she's
in love with sport fuckin'.

1159
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:10,410
[Narrator] She invaded
my support groups.

1160
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:11,920
Now she'd invaded my home.

1161
00:53:11,980 --> 00:53:13,920
Hey, hey.
Sit down.

1162
00:53:18,220 --> 00:53:20,850
Now, listen. Can't have you
talking to her about me.

1163
00:53:20,930 --> 00:53:22,260
Why would I talk
to her...

1164
00:53:22,330 --> 00:53:24,300
You say anything about me
or what goes on in this house

1165
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:27,730
to her or to anybody,
we're done.

1166
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:28,990
Now, promise me.

1167
00:53:29,030 --> 00:53:30,000
OK.

1168
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:31,000
You promise?

1169
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:32,940
- Yeah, I promise.
- Promise.

1170
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,470
I just said
I promise.

1171
00:53:34,570 --> 00:53:36,100
That's 3 times
you promised.

1172
00:53:38,580 --> 00:53:40,480
[Narrator] If only I had wasted
a couple of minutes

1173
00:53:40,550 --> 00:53:42,710
and gone to watch
Marla Singer die,

1174
00:53:42,780 --> 00:53:44,310
none of this
would've happened.

1175
00:53:44,420 --> 00:53:47,280
[Marla] Unhh!
Unhh! Unhh!

1176
00:53:47,350 --> 00:53:48,280
Unhh!

1177
00:53:48,350 --> 00:53:49,290
[Loud Thumping]

1178
00:53:49,350 --> 00:53:51,820
Yeah! Oh!
Harder! Harder!

1179
00:53:51,890 --> 00:53:53,860
Yeah! Ooh! Aah!

1180
00:53:53,930 --> 00:53:56,550
Aah! Ohh! Aah!

1181
00:53:56,630 --> 00:53:59,790
[Tyler And Marla
Shouting Passionately]

1182
00:53:59,860 --> 00:54:02,300
I could've moved
to another room...

1183
00:54:02,370 --> 00:54:05,200
on the third floor, where
I might not have heard them.

1184
00:54:05,300 --> 00:54:06,200
[Marla] Oh, baby!

1185
00:54:06,300 --> 00:54:07,930
But I didn't.

1186
00:54:12,380 --> 00:54:14,870
[Marla Moaning
With Pleasure]

1187
00:54:14,980 --> 00:54:16,640
[Thumping And Moaning]

1188
00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:17,650
Ohh!

1189
00:54:17,720 --> 00:54:21,080
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1190
00:54:21,150 --> 00:54:23,350
Ohh! Ohh! Aaahh!

1191
00:54:23,420 --> 00:54:25,390
Aah! Aah! Aah!

1192
00:54:25,490 --> 00:54:26,720
[Screaming And Thumping]

1193
00:54:26,790 --> 00:54:29,560
- Aah! Ohhh! Ohh!
- [Tyler] Ow!

1194
00:54:29,630 --> 00:54:30,600
[Rattling]

1195
00:54:30,660 --> 00:54:31,590
[Marla] Ohh!

1196
00:54:32,660 --> 00:54:34,290
What are you doin'?

1197
00:54:34,370 --> 00:54:36,730
Just goin' to bed.

1198
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:37,730
[Marla Moans]

1199
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:39,200
Want to
finish her off?

1200
00:54:39,300 --> 00:54:40,200
Uhh... oh!

1201
00:54:40,310 --> 00:54:41,290
[Clattering]

1202
00:54:41,410 --> 00:54:42,340
No.

1203
00:54:42,410 --> 00:54:43,340
No, thank you.

1204
00:54:43,410 --> 00:54:45,340
[Marla] I found
the cigarettes.

1205
00:54:45,410 --> 00:54:47,670
Who are you
talking to?

1206
00:54:47,750 --> 00:54:48,800
Shut up.

1207
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:51,850
I became the calm little
center of the world.

1208
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:53,140
[Moaning
And Thumping]

1209
00:54:53,220 --> 00:54:54,810
I was the Zen master.

1210
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:56,610
[Tyler] Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1211
00:55:00,030 --> 00:55:02,790
I wrote little haiku poems.

1212
00:55:02,860 --> 00:55:04,590
I e-mailed them to everyone.

1213
00:55:05,860 --> 00:55:07,060
Is that your blood?

1214
00:55:09,530 --> 00:55:10,930
Some of it, yeah.

1215
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,490
You can't smoke
in here.

1216
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:13,660
[Snickers]

1217
00:55:13,740 --> 00:55:16,000
Take the rest
of the day off.

1218
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:18,640
Come back Monday
with some clean clothes.

1219
00:55:18,710 --> 00:55:20,110
Get yourself together.

1220
00:55:20,180 --> 00:55:23,270
[Narrator] I got right in
everyone's hostile little face.

1221
00:55:23,380 --> 00:55:25,650
Yes, these are bruises
from fighting.

1222
00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:27,810
Yes, I'm comfortable with that.

1223
00:55:27,890 --> 00:55:29,350
I... am enlightened.

1224
00:55:32,020 --> 00:55:33,750
You give up
the condo life...

1225
00:55:33,830 --> 00:55:36,660
give up all your
flaming worldly possessions...

1226
00:55:36,730 --> 00:55:38,420
go live
in a dilapidated house

1227
00:55:38,500 --> 00:55:40,620
in a toxic waste
part of town...

1228
00:55:40,700 --> 00:55:43,000
and you have to
come home to this.

1229
00:55:43,030 --> 00:55:44,300
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1230
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:47,390
[Telephone Rings]

1231
00:55:47,510 --> 00:55:50,070
[Tyler And Marla
Moaning And Shouting]

1232
00:55:50,140 --> 00:55:52,200
[Marla] Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1233
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:54,910
[Ring]

1234
00:55:54,980 --> 00:55:55,910
Hello?

1235
00:55:55,980 --> 00:55:57,310
Yes. This is
Detective Stern

1236
00:55:57,420 --> 00:55:59,210
with the Arson Unit.

1237
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:00,510
We have
some new information

1238
00:56:00,590 --> 00:56:02,950
about the incident
at your former condo.

1239
00:56:03,020 --> 00:56:03,990
Yes?

1240
00:56:04,090 --> 00:56:05,250
I don't know
if you're aware,

1241
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:07,690
but it seems that
someone sprayed freon

1242
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:09,020
into your front door
lock,

1243
00:56:09,090 --> 00:56:12,430
then tapped it with a chisel
to shatter the cylinder.

1244
00:56:12,500 --> 00:56:14,020
No, I wasn't aware
of that at all.

1245
00:56:14,130 --> 00:56:16,000
[Narrator]
I am Jack's cold sweat.

1246
00:56:16,100 --> 00:56:18,190
Does this sound
strange to you?

1247
00:56:18,300 --> 00:56:20,200
Uh, yes, sir.
Strange. Very strange.

1248
00:56:20,270 --> 00:56:21,200
The dynamite...

1249
00:56:21,270 --> 00:56:22,200
Dynamite?

1250
00:56:22,270 --> 00:56:23,300
left a residue

1251
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:26,540
of ammonium oxylate
potassium chloride.

1252
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:28,610
Do you know
what this means?

1253
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:30,110
No. What
does it mean?

1254
00:56:30,180 --> 00:56:32,080
It means it was
homemade.

1255
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:34,810
I'm sorry.
This is just coming

1256
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:36,440
as quite a shock
to me, sir.

1257
00:56:36,550 --> 00:56:38,520
See, whoever set
this homemade dynamite

1258
00:56:38,590 --> 00:56:40,080
could've blown out
your pilot light

1259
00:56:40,190 --> 00:56:42,060
days before
the actual explosion.

1260
00:56:42,130 --> 00:56:43,990
The gas was
just the detonator.

1261
00:56:44,030 --> 00:56:45,460
Who would go and do
such a thing?

1262
00:56:45,530 --> 00:56:46,760
I'll ask the questions.

1263
00:56:46,870 --> 00:56:49,060
Tell him.
Tell him the liberator

1264
00:56:49,170 --> 00:56:51,900
who destroyed my property
has realigned my perception.

1265
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:53,630
[Detective] Excuse me.
Are you there?

1266
00:56:53,740 --> 00:56:55,670
No, I am listening.
It's a little hard to know

1267
00:56:55,740 --> 00:56:57,070
what to make
of all this.

1268
00:56:57,140 --> 00:56:59,240
Have you recently made
enemies with anyone

1269
00:56:59,340 --> 00:57:01,680
who might have access
to homemade dynamite?

1270
00:57:01,750 --> 00:57:02,800
- Enemies?
- Reject the basic

1271
00:57:02,910 --> 00:57:04,310
assumption of civilization,

1272
00:57:04,380 --> 00:57:06,150
especially the importance
of material possessions.

1273
00:57:06,250 --> 00:57:07,720
[Detective]
Son, this is serious.

1274
00:57:07,790 --> 00:57:09,120
Yes, I know
it's serious.

1275
00:57:09,190 --> 00:57:10,120
I mean that.

1276
00:57:10,190 --> 00:57:11,780
Yes,
it's very serious.

1277
00:57:11,890 --> 00:57:14,830
Look, nobody takes this
more seriously than me.

1278
00:57:14,890 --> 00:57:17,120
That condo was my life.

1279
00:57:17,230 --> 00:57:21,160
OK? I loved every stick
of furniture in that place.

1280
00:57:21,270 --> 00:57:23,170
That was not just
a bunch of stuff

1281
00:57:23,230 --> 00:57:24,290
that got destroyed.

1282
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:25,430
It was me!

1283
00:57:25,540 --> 00:57:26,970
[Narrator] I'd like
to thank the Academy.

1284
00:57:27,010 --> 00:57:28,670
Is this not
a good time for you?

1285
00:57:28,770 --> 00:57:30,500
Just tell him
you fuckin' did it.

1286
00:57:30,610 --> 00:57:31,540
Shhh!

1287
00:57:31,610 --> 00:57:33,080
Tell him you
blew it all up.

1288
00:57:33,180 --> 00:57:35,740
That's what
he wants to hear.

1289
00:57:35,850 --> 00:57:37,040
Are you still there?

1290
00:57:37,150 --> 00:57:39,740
Wait. Are you saying
that I'm a suspect?

1291
00:57:39,850 --> 00:57:42,380
No, no. I may need to talk
to you a little further,

1292
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:44,420
so how about you just lettin' me
know if you're gonna leave town?

1293
00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:45,580
OK?

1294
00:57:45,690 --> 00:57:46,750
OK.

1295
00:57:50,330 --> 00:57:51,520
[Narrator] Except
for their humping,

1296
00:57:51,630 --> 00:57:54,330
Tyler and Marla were
never in the same room.

1297
00:57:54,430 --> 00:57:57,460
My parents pulled this
exact same act for years.

1298
00:57:57,570 --> 00:58:01,370
The condom is the glass slipper
of our generation.

1299
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:04,370
You slip one on
when you meet a stranger.

1300
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:06,880
You... dance
all night.

1301
00:58:06,950 --> 00:58:09,040
Then you
throw it away.

1302
00:58:09,150 --> 00:58:11,580
The condom, I mean.
Not the stranger.

1303
00:58:12,980 --> 00:58:14,420
What?

1304
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:15,510
[Chuckles]

1305
00:58:19,290 --> 00:58:22,050
I got this dress
at a thrift store for $1.00.

1306
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:24,060
It was worth
every penny.

1307
00:58:24,130 --> 00:58:26,030
It's a bridesmaid's dress.

1308
00:58:28,070 --> 00:58:30,560
Someone loved it...
intensely

1309
00:58:30,670 --> 00:58:33,070
for one day...

1310
00:58:33,140 --> 00:58:34,630
then tossed it.

1311
00:58:36,740 --> 00:58:38,900
Like a Christmas tree...

1312
00:58:39,010 --> 00:58:40,440
so special...

1313
00:58:41,750 --> 00:58:44,240
then... bam...

1314
00:58:44,350 --> 00:58:46,910
it's on the side
of the road...

1315
00:58:47,020 --> 00:58:49,210
tinsel still
clinging to it...

1316
00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:54,060
like a sex crime victim...

1317
00:58:54,130 --> 00:58:56,650
underwear inside out...

1318
00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:58,590
bound with electrical tape.

1319
00:58:58,660 --> 00:58:59,890
Well, then it suits you.

1320
00:59:01,130 --> 00:59:02,960
You can borrow it
sometime.

1321
00:59:08,110 --> 00:59:10,340
[Marla Clumps
Up The Stairs]

1322
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:11,700
Get rid of her.

1323
00:59:12,980 --> 00:59:14,170
Why can't you
get rid of her?

1324
00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:15,410
Don't mention me.

1325
00:59:15,510 --> 00:59:17,000
[Narrator]
I'm 6 years old again,

1326
00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:19,310
passing messages
between parents.

1327
00:59:23,290 --> 00:59:24,880
I really think it's time
you got out of here.

1328
00:59:24,990 --> 00:59:26,150
Don't worry.
I'm leaving.

1329
00:59:26,260 --> 00:59:27,190
Not that we don't love
your little visits.

1330
00:59:27,260 --> 00:59:28,690
You are such
a nut case.

1331
00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:30,230
I can't even begin
to keep up.

1332
00:59:32,260 --> 00:59:35,030
Gotta get off

1333
00:59:35,130 --> 00:59:36,190
Thanks. Bye.

1334
00:59:36,300 --> 00:59:42,140
Gotta get off
this merry-go-round

1335
00:59:43,310 --> 00:59:47,180
[Continues Singing,
Indistinctly]

1336
00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:49,270
Gotta get on where

1337
00:59:49,380 --> 00:59:51,370
[Chuckling]

1338
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:52,920
You kids.

1339
00:59:52,980 --> 00:59:56,150
Wh... Why do you still
waste time with her?

1340
00:59:58,490 --> 00:59:59,980
I'll say this
about Marla...

1341
01:00:00,060 --> 01:00:02,150
at least she's tryin'
to hit bottom.

1342
01:00:02,260 --> 01:00:03,630
What, and I'm not?

1343
01:00:03,700 --> 01:00:04,750
Stickin' feathers
up your butt

1344
01:00:04,860 --> 01:00:05,850
does not make you
a chicken.

1345
01:00:07,330 --> 01:00:08,700
What are we doin' tonight?

1346
01:00:08,770 --> 01:00:10,390
- Tonight?
- Yeah.

1347
01:00:10,500 --> 01:00:12,470
We make soap.

1348
01:00:12,570 --> 01:00:13,660
Really.

1349
01:00:13,770 --> 01:00:14,800
To make soap,
first we render fat.

1350
01:00:35,330 --> 01:00:37,190
The salt balance
has to be just right,

1351
01:00:37,260 --> 01:00:39,990
so the best fat for making
soap comes from humans.

1352
01:00:41,100 --> 01:00:42,290
Wait.
What is this place?

1353
01:00:42,370 --> 01:00:43,860
A liposuction clinic.

1354
01:00:52,180 --> 01:00:53,230
Aha! Pay dirt.

1355
01:00:54,350 --> 01:00:57,470
The richest, creamiest fat
in the world.

1356
01:00:57,550 --> 01:00:58,980
Fat of the land.

1357
01:01:06,390 --> 01:01:07,320
Come on.

1358
01:01:11,930 --> 01:01:13,420
Oh, God! Oh!

1359
01:01:13,500 --> 01:01:15,130
Get another one.
Unhh!

1360
01:01:21,740 --> 01:01:23,830
As the fat renders, the tallows
float to the surface.

1361
01:01:23,910 --> 01:01:25,670
Like in Boy Scouts.

1362
01:01:25,740 --> 01:01:28,110
I can imagine you
as a Boy Scout.

1363
01:01:28,180 --> 01:01:29,170
Keep stirrin'.

1364
01:01:32,150 --> 01:01:33,450
Once the tallow hardens,

1365
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:35,750
we skim off
a layer of glycerin.

1366
01:01:35,820 --> 01:01:38,120
If you were to add nitric
acid, you got nitroglycerin.

1367
01:01:38,190 --> 01:01:39,450
If you were then to add
sodium nitrate

1368
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:42,150
and a dash of sawdust,
you got dynamite.

1369
01:01:42,230 --> 01:01:44,020
Yeah, with enough soap,

1370
01:01:44,100 --> 01:01:46,390
we could blow up
just about anything.

1371
01:01:46,460 --> 01:01:48,400
[Narrator] Tyler was full
of useful information.

1372
01:01:48,470 --> 01:01:50,900
Now, ancient peoples found
that clothes got cleaner

1373
01:01:50,970 --> 01:01:52,770
when they washed them at a
certain point in the river.

1374
01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:54,360
- You know why?
- No.

1375
01:01:58,040 --> 01:01:59,600
Human sacrifices
were once made

1376
01:01:59,710 --> 01:02:01,040
on the hills
above this river.

1377
01:02:01,110 --> 01:02:03,270
Bodies burned. Water seeped
into the wood and ashes

1378
01:02:03,350 --> 01:02:05,010
to create lye.

1379
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:07,380
This is lye,
the crucial ingredient.

1380
01:02:07,450 --> 01:02:09,180
Once it mixed with the
melted fat of bodies,

1381
01:02:09,250 --> 01:02:10,740
a thick, white,
soapy discharge

1382
01:02:10,820 --> 01:02:13,190
crept into the river.
May I see your hand, please?

1383
01:02:19,260 --> 01:02:20,200
[Loud Kiss]

1384
01:02:21,330 --> 01:02:22,530
What is this?

1385
01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:24,030
This... is chemical burn.

1386
01:02:24,100 --> 01:02:25,190
Uh... Aah! Aah!

1387
01:02:25,270 --> 01:02:27,130
It'll hurt more than
you've ever been burned,

1388
01:02:27,210 --> 01:02:28,800
and you will have
a scar.

1389
01:02:28,870 --> 01:02:32,240
[Narrator] If meditation worked for
cancer, it could work for this.

1390
01:02:32,310 --> 01:02:34,070
Stay with the pain.
Don't shove to center.

1391
01:02:34,150 --> 01:02:35,810
No, no! Oh, God!

1392
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:37,250
Look at your hand.

1393
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:38,680
The first soap was made
from the ashes of heroes,

1394
01:02:38,780 --> 01:02:40,310
like the first monkey
shot into space.

1395
01:02:40,380 --> 01:02:42,050
Without pain,
without sacrifice,

1396
01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:43,420
we would have nothin'.

1397
01:02:43,490 --> 01:02:46,420
I tried not to think of the
the words "sear" or "flesh."

1398
01:02:46,490 --> 01:02:48,020
Stop it!
This is your pain.

1399
01:02:48,090 --> 01:02:49,650
This is your burning
hand. It's right here.

1400
01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:50,820
I'm going to my cave.

1401
01:02:50,900 --> 01:02:52,420
I'm going to my cave
and find my power animal.

1402
01:02:52,500 --> 01:02:55,560
No! Don't deal with it the way
those dead people do!

1403
01:02:55,630 --> 01:02:56,570
Come on!

1404
01:02:56,630 --> 01:02:57,830
I get the point!
OK! Please!

1405
01:02:57,900 --> 01:02:59,460
No. What you're feeling
is premature enlightenment.

1406
01:03:04,140 --> 01:03:06,010
This is the greatest moment
of your life, man,

1407
01:03:06,080 --> 01:03:09,100
and you're off
somewhere...

1408
01:03:09,180 --> 01:03:10,650
Shut up.

1409
01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:12,180
Our fathers were
our models for God.

1410
01:03:12,250 --> 01:03:13,510
If our fathers bailed,

1411
01:03:13,580 --> 01:03:15,380
what does that
tell you about God?

1412
01:03:15,450 --> 01:03:16,390
No, no.

1413
01:03:16,450 --> 01:03:18,150
Listen to me.

1414
01:03:18,220 --> 01:03:20,160
You have to consider
the possibility

1415
01:03:20,220 --> 01:03:22,280
that God
does not like you,

1416
01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:23,420
He never wanted you.

1417
01:03:23,490 --> 01:03:25,890
In all probability,
He hates you.

1418
01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:27,790
This is not the worst thing
that can happen.

1419
01:03:27,870 --> 01:03:29,530
We don't need Him.

1420
01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:30,620
We don't! I agree!

1421
01:03:30,700 --> 01:03:32,500
Fuck damnation, man.
Fuck redemption.

1422
01:03:32,570 --> 01:03:34,000
We are God's
unwanted children?

1423
01:03:34,070 --> 01:03:35,160
So be it!

1424
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:36,540
[Shouting
Incomprehensibly]

1425
01:03:36,610 --> 01:03:38,440
Listen! You can run
water over your hand

1426
01:03:38,510 --> 01:03:40,840
to make it worse, or...
look at me...

1427
01:03:40,910 --> 01:03:43,140
or you can use vinegar
to neutralize the burn.

1428
01:03:43,210 --> 01:03:44,440
Please let me have
some! Please!

1429
01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:46,140
First you have to
give up.

1430
01:03:46,220 --> 01:03:49,520
First you have to know,
not fear,

1431
01:03:49,590 --> 01:03:52,490
know that someday
you're gonna die.

1432
01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:54,320
You don't know
how this feels!

1433
01:03:54,390 --> 01:03:55,320
[Sobbing]

1434
01:03:59,700 --> 01:04:00,890
It's only after
we've lost everything

1435
01:04:00,970 --> 01:04:02,990
that we're free
to do anything.

1436
01:04:04,970 --> 01:04:05,900
OK.

1437
01:04:21,150 --> 01:04:22,410
Congratulations.

1438
01:04:22,490 --> 01:04:25,350
You're one step closer
to hitting bottom.

1439
01:04:27,860 --> 01:04:29,990
[Narrator] Tyler sold his soap
to department stores

1440
01:04:30,030 --> 01:04:31,790
at $20 a bar.

1441
01:04:31,900 --> 01:04:33,230
<i>God knows
what they charged.</i>

1442
01:04:33,300 --> 01:04:35,990
This is
the best soap.

1443
01:04:36,030 --> 01:04:37,560
Why, thank you,
Suzie.

1444
01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:39,130
[Narrator]
It was beautiful.

1445
01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:40,600
We were selling rich women

1446
01:04:40,670 --> 01:04:43,000
their own fat asses
back to them.

1447
01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:46,100
He was wearing
his yellow tie.

1448
01:04:46,180 --> 01:04:48,770
I didn't even wear a tie
to work anymore.

1449
01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:50,440
"The first rule
of Fight Club

1450
01:04:50,510 --> 01:04:52,210
is you don't talk
about Fight Club"?

1451
01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:53,980
[Narrator]
I'm half asleep again.

1452
01:04:54,020 --> 01:04:55,880
I must've left the original
in the copy machine.

1453
01:04:55,950 --> 01:04:58,420
"The second rule of Fight Club..."
Is this yours?

1454
01:04:58,490 --> 01:05:00,220
Huh?

1455
01:05:00,290 --> 01:05:01,780
Pretend you're me.

1456
01:05:01,890 --> 01:05:03,620
Make a managerial
decision.

1457
01:05:03,690 --> 01:05:06,320
You find this.
What would you do?

1458
01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:13,000
Well, I gotta tell ya...

1459
01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:16,560
I'd be very, very careful
who you talk to about that.

1460
01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:18,340
Because the person
who wrote that...

1461
01:05:18,410 --> 01:05:20,140
is dangerous.

1462
01:05:20,210 --> 01:05:23,110
And this buttoned-down,
oxford-cloth psycho

1463
01:05:23,180 --> 01:05:24,740
might just snap

1464
01:05:24,820 --> 01:05:27,410
and then stalk
from office to office

1465
01:05:27,490 --> 01:05:31,180
with an Armilade AR-10
carbine gas-powered

1466
01:05:31,260 --> 01:05:32,810
semi-automatic weapon,

1467
01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:34,760
pumping round
after round

1468
01:05:34,830 --> 01:05:36,730
into colleagues
and coworkers.

1469
01:05:38,030 --> 01:05:41,430
This might be someone
you've known for years...

1470
01:05:41,500 --> 01:05:44,870
someone very...
very... close to you.

1471
01:05:44,970 --> 01:05:48,030
[Narrator] Tyler's words
coming out of my mouth.

1472
01:05:49,810 --> 01:05:51,570
And I used to be
such a nice guy.

1473
01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:53,940
Maybe you shouldn't bring me
every little piece of trash

1474
01:05:53,980 --> 01:05:55,610
you happen to pick up.

1475
01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:57,170
[Telephone Rings]

1476
01:05:58,420 --> 01:06:00,280
Liability.

1477
01:06:00,350 --> 01:06:02,050
My tit's gonna rot off.

1478
01:06:04,020 --> 01:06:05,550
Will you excuse me?
I need to take this.

1479
01:06:11,860 --> 01:06:13,260
What're you talking about?

1480
01:06:13,330 --> 01:06:15,530
I need you to check and see
if there's a lump in my breast.

1481
01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:17,230
Go to a hospital.

1482
01:06:17,300 --> 01:06:19,500
I can't afford to throw money
away on a doctor.

1483
01:06:21,040 --> 01:06:22,770
I don't know
about this, Marla.

1484
01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:24,540
Please?

1485
01:06:24,610 --> 01:06:26,340
[Narrator] She didn't
call Tyler.

1486
01:06:26,410 --> 01:06:28,570
I'm neutral in her book.

1487
01:06:30,820 --> 01:06:31,910
That's nice.

1488
01:06:31,980 --> 01:06:33,540
Taking food
to Mrs...

1489
01:06:33,620 --> 01:06:34,980
Hannaburr,
Mrs. Raines?

1490
01:06:35,050 --> 01:06:36,420
Who are they...
exactly?

1491
01:06:36,490 --> 01:06:38,250
Tragically,
they're dead.

1492
01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:40,120
I'm alive,
and I'm in poverty.

1493
01:06:40,190 --> 01:06:41,160
You want any?

1494
01:06:41,230 --> 01:06:42,160
No. No.

1495
01:06:42,230 --> 01:06:43,520
I got one for you.

1496
01:06:43,590 --> 01:06:44,960
Thanks for the thought.

1497
01:06:46,860 --> 01:06:49,130
What happened
to your hand?

1498
01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:50,360
Uh... nothin'.

1499
01:06:51,470 --> 01:06:52,400
Right there.

1500
01:06:52,470 --> 01:06:53,400
Uhh.

1501
01:06:54,710 --> 01:06:56,140
Feel anything?

1502
01:06:56,210 --> 01:06:57,140
No.

1503
01:06:57,210 --> 01:06:58,470
Well, make sure.

1504
01:07:00,380 --> 01:07:02,470
OK, I'm...
I'm pretty sure.

1505
01:07:02,550 --> 01:07:03,600
You feel nothing.

1506
01:07:03,680 --> 01:07:05,710
No. Nothing.

1507
01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:09,650
Well, that's a relief.

1508
01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:10,980
Thank you.

1509
01:07:11,060 --> 01:07:12,990
Uh, um...
no problem.

1510
01:07:13,060 --> 01:07:15,180
I wish I could
return the favor.

1511
01:07:15,260 --> 01:07:17,350
There's not a lot of breast cancer
in the men in my family.

1512
01:07:17,430 --> 01:07:18,860
Could check
your prostate.

1513
01:07:18,930 --> 01:07:20,920
I think I'm OK.

1514
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:22,930
Well, thanks, anyway.

1515
01:07:28,010 --> 01:07:29,230
Are we done?

1516
01:07:29,310 --> 01:07:32,670
Yeah, we're done.
See you... around.

1517
01:07:49,990 --> 01:07:50,960
Cornelius?

1518
01:07:52,130 --> 01:07:53,030
Cornelius!

1519
01:07:54,530 --> 01:07:55,830
It's me...

1520
01:07:55,900 --> 01:07:57,270
Bob!

1521
01:07:57,330 --> 01:07:58,730
Hey... Bob.

1522
01:08:00,640 --> 01:08:02,300
Hey. Uhh!

1523
01:08:02,370 --> 01:08:03,570
We all thought
you were dead.

1524
01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:05,800
No, no. Still here.
[Chuckles]

1525
01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:07,810
<i>How are you, Bob?</i>

1526
01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:09,710
Better than I've ever been
in my whole life.

1527
01:08:09,780 --> 01:08:12,480
Really. You still
remaining men together?

1528
01:08:12,550 --> 01:08:14,640
No, no. I got somethin'
so much better now.

1529
01:08:14,720 --> 01:08:16,210
Really.
What is it?

1530
01:08:17,690 --> 01:08:19,420
Well...

1531
01:08:19,490 --> 01:08:21,580
first rule is...

1532
01:08:21,660 --> 01:08:23,490
I'm not supposed
to talk about it.

1533
01:08:24,630 --> 01:08:25,990
And the second rule is,

1534
01:08:26,030 --> 01:08:27,790
I'm not supposed
to talk about it.

1535
01:08:27,870 --> 01:08:29,460
And the third
rule is...

1536
01:08:29,530 --> 01:08:31,930
Bob. Bob.
I'm a member.

1537
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:34,530
Look at my face, Bob.

1538
01:08:34,610 --> 01:08:36,600
[Laughing]

1539
01:08:36,670 --> 01:08:38,840
That's fuckin'...
That's fuckin' great.

1540
01:08:38,910 --> 01:08:40,840
I've... I've
never seen you there.

1541
01:08:40,910 --> 01:08:42,640
I go Tuesdays
and Thursdays.

1542
01:08:42,710 --> 01:08:44,680
I go Saturday.

1543
01:08:44,750 --> 01:08:46,010
Congratulations.

1544
01:08:47,150 --> 01:08:49,180
Yeah. Hey,
to both of us, right?

1545
01:08:49,250 --> 01:08:50,980
Have you heard about the guy
that invented this thing?

1546
01:08:51,020 --> 01:08:52,680
Well, uh,
yeah, actually. I...

1547
01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:54,950
I hear all kinds
of things.

1548
01:08:54,990 --> 01:08:59,290
Supposedly... he was born
in a mental institution.

1549
01:08:59,360 --> 01:09:02,960
And he sleeps only
one hour a night.

1550
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:04,370
He's a great man.

1551
01:09:04,440 --> 01:09:05,370
Oh...

1552
01:09:05,440 --> 01:09:07,700
Do you know
about Tyler Durden?

1553
01:09:10,210 --> 01:09:12,330
[Spectators Shouting
And Hollering]

1554
01:09:16,750 --> 01:09:18,270
Ha ha ha!

1555
01:09:23,320 --> 01:09:24,840
Take him down!

1556
01:09:24,920 --> 01:09:26,550
Take him down!

1557
01:09:26,620 --> 01:09:27,990
Take him down!

1558
01:09:33,130 --> 01:09:35,430
I didn't hurt you,
did I?

1559
01:09:35,500 --> 01:09:38,060
Actually, you did.

1560
01:09:38,140 --> 01:09:39,760
Thank you for this.

1561
01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:41,960
Thank you, thank you,
thank you.

1562
01:09:42,010 --> 01:09:42,970
[Narrator]
Fight Club.

1563
01:09:43,010 --> 01:09:44,940
Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob.

1564
01:09:45,010 --> 01:09:46,600
This was mine
and Tyler's gift...

1565
01:09:46,740 --> 01:09:48,870
our gift to the world.

1566
01:09:48,950 --> 01:09:50,780
Look around. Look around.

1567
01:09:50,850 --> 01:09:52,750
I see a lot
of new faces.

1568
01:09:52,820 --> 01:09:53,750
- Ha ha!
- Ha ha!

1569
01:09:53,820 --> 01:09:54,810
Shut up!

1570
01:09:56,090 --> 01:09:57,950
Which means a lot of you

1571
01:09:58,020 --> 01:10:00,920
have been breaking
the first 2 rules of Fight Club.

1572
01:10:09,170 --> 01:10:10,460
Man, I see in Fight Club

1573
01:10:10,530 --> 01:10:13,400
the strongest and smartest
men who've ever lived.

1574
01:10:13,470 --> 01:10:15,960
I see all this
potential.

1575
01:10:16,010 --> 01:10:17,340
And I see squandering.

1576
01:10:18,710 --> 01:10:19,800
God damn it.

1577
01:10:19,880 --> 01:10:22,810
An entire generation
pumping gas...

1578
01:10:22,880 --> 01:10:24,370
waiting tables...

1579
01:10:24,450 --> 01:10:26,380
slaves with white collars.

1580
01:10:29,190 --> 01:10:32,280
Advertising has its taste
in cars and clothes...

1581
01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:35,590
working jobs we hate so we can
buy shit we don't need.

1582
01:10:39,400 --> 01:10:41,990
We're the middle children
of history, man.

1583
01:10:42,030 --> 01:10:44,500
No purpose or place.

1584
01:10:44,570 --> 01:10:48,000
We have no Great War...
no Great Depression.

1585
01:10:50,570 --> 01:10:53,340
Our Great War's
a spiritual war.

1586
01:10:53,410 --> 01:10:56,640
Our Great Depression
is our lives.

1587
01:11:00,580 --> 01:11:02,020
We've all been raised
on television

1588
01:11:02,050 --> 01:11:04,020
to believe that one day
we'd all be millionaires

1589
01:11:04,050 --> 01:11:06,550
and movie gods
and rock stars.

1590
01:11:06,620 --> 01:11:08,350
But we won't.

1591
01:11:08,430 --> 01:11:10,330
We're slowly learning
that fact.

1592
01:11:11,660 --> 01:11:14,290
And we're very,
very pissed off.

1593
01:11:14,370 --> 01:11:15,300
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1594
01:11:15,370 --> 01:11:17,200
[The Men Murmur]

1595
01:11:19,300 --> 01:11:22,670
First rule of Fight Club is
you do not talk about...

1596
01:11:23,250 --> 01:11:24,610
[Loud Banging]

1597
01:11:28,650 --> 01:11:29,920
Who are you?

1598
01:11:31,060 --> 01:11:32,280
Who am I?

1599
01:11:32,360 --> 01:11:33,420
Yeah.

1600
01:11:34,930 --> 01:11:35,950
There's a sign
in the front

1601
01:11:36,030 --> 01:11:37,090
that says
"Lou's Tavern."

1602
01:11:38,230 --> 01:11:40,420
I'm fuckin' Lou.

1603
01:11:40,500 --> 01:11:42,130
Who the fuck are you?

1604
01:11:42,200 --> 01:11:44,190
Tyler Durden.

1605
01:11:47,540 --> 01:11:50,200
Who told you motherfuckers
that you could use my place?

1606
01:11:50,280 --> 01:11:52,240
We have a deal
worked out with Irvin.

1607
01:11:52,310 --> 01:11:53,330
Irvin?

1608
01:11:53,410 --> 01:11:55,940
Irvin's at home with
a broken collarbone.

1609
01:11:56,010 --> 01:11:57,610
He don't own
this place.

1610
01:11:57,680 --> 01:11:58,610
I do.

1611
01:12:00,720 --> 01:12:02,710
How much money is he
gettin' for this?

1612
01:12:02,790 --> 01:12:04,080
<i>There is no money.</i>

1613
01:12:04,160 --> 01:12:06,720
- Really. Ain't that somethin'?
- Free to all.

1614
01:12:06,790 --> 01:12:08,660
It is, actually.

1615
01:12:08,730 --> 01:12:11,220
Look, stupid fuck...

1616
01:12:11,300 --> 01:12:12,760
I want everybody
outta here right now.

1617
01:12:12,860 --> 01:12:16,100
Hey. You should
join our club.

1618
01:12:17,440 --> 01:12:18,870
Did you hear
what I just said?

1619
01:12:18,940 --> 01:12:20,670
You and your friend.

1620
01:12:20,740 --> 01:12:22,540
Oomp!

1621
01:12:22,610 --> 01:12:23,670
Uhh!

1622
01:12:23,740 --> 01:12:25,640
You hear me now?!

1623
01:12:27,210 --> 01:12:29,370
No, I didn't quite
catch that, Lou.

1624
01:12:29,450 --> 01:12:30,510
Ooh!

1625
01:12:30,550 --> 01:12:31,520
Pfft!

1626
01:12:33,250 --> 01:12:34,180
Ohhh...

1627
01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:37,520
Still not gettin' it.

1628
01:12:38,690 --> 01:12:40,390
Aah! OK, OK, OK.
I got it.

1629
01:12:40,460 --> 01:12:42,890
I got it. I got it.
Shit, I lost it.

1630
01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:44,520
Ooh!

1631
01:12:44,600 --> 01:12:45,720
Back! All of you!

1632
01:12:46,800 --> 01:12:47,730
[Gun Cocks]

1633
01:12:47,800 --> 01:12:48,890
Everybody back.

1634
01:12:51,140 --> 01:12:53,000
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

1635
01:12:54,940 --> 01:12:57,170
Ha ha ha ha ha!

1636
01:12:57,240 --> 01:12:59,270
Aw, Lou...

1637
01:12:59,340 --> 01:13:01,340
Come on, man.

1638
01:13:01,410 --> 01:13:02,940
We really like
this place.

1639
01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:05,780
Ohh!

1640
01:13:05,850 --> 01:13:10,750
[Tyler Half Sobs,
Half Laughs Hysterically]

1641
01:13:10,820 --> 01:13:11,980
Ohhh...

1642
01:13:12,060 --> 01:13:15,050
- That's right, Lou, get it...
- Shut the fuck up!

1643
01:13:15,130 --> 01:13:16,860
Oh, yeah!

1644
01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:19,490
Yeah! Ha ha ha ha ha!

1645
01:13:19,530 --> 01:13:21,760
Ho ho ho ha ha ha!

1646
01:13:21,830 --> 01:13:23,130
Think that's
fuckin' funny?!

1647
01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:25,170
Ho ho, ho!
Ha ha ha ha!

1648
01:13:25,240 --> 01:13:28,230
Ha ha ha ha...
Ohh! Ho ho ho!

1649
01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:34,710
Fuckin' guys are loony,
I'm tellin' ya.

1650
01:13:36,980 --> 01:13:38,970
Unbelievable. Aah!

1651
01:13:41,650 --> 01:13:42,780
[Choking]

1652
01:13:42,850 --> 01:13:44,080
You don't know
where I've been, Lou.

1653
01:13:44,160 --> 01:13:45,820
- Oh, my God!
- Ha ha ha!

1654
01:13:45,890 --> 01:13:48,760
You don't know where
I've been! Ha ha!

1655
01:13:48,830 --> 01:13:51,160
Ha ha ha ha ha!

1656
01:13:51,230 --> 01:13:53,460
Lou! Please let us
keep it, Lou!

1657
01:13:53,530 --> 01:13:55,000
Please, Lou!

1658
01:13:55,070 --> 01:13:57,500
Fuckin' use the basement!
Christ!

1659
01:13:57,570 --> 01:14:00,500
I want your word, Lou!
I want your word!

1660
01:14:00,540 --> 01:14:02,510
On my mother's honor.

1661
01:14:04,240 --> 01:14:05,170
Uhh!

1662
01:14:06,880 --> 01:14:08,680
Lou!

1663
01:14:08,750 --> 01:14:10,410
Aaahhh!

1664
01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:12,780
Thanks, Lou.

1665
01:14:15,120 --> 01:14:16,780
You, too, big guy.

1666
01:14:21,190 --> 01:14:22,680
See you next week.

1667
01:14:38,940 --> 01:14:41,310
This week...
each one of you...

1668
01:14:41,380 --> 01:14:43,470
has a homework
assignment.

1669
01:14:43,510 --> 01:14:44,780
You're gonna go out.

1670
01:14:44,850 --> 01:14:47,280
You're gonna start a fight
with a total stranger.

1671
01:14:50,690 --> 01:14:52,250
You're gonna
start a fight.

1672
01:14:53,390 --> 01:14:54,790
And you're
gonna lose.

1673
01:14:57,860 --> 01:14:59,520
Excellent choice,
sir.

1674
01:15:01,530 --> 01:15:03,260
Hey! Watch out,
jackass!

1675
01:15:03,330 --> 01:15:04,430
Come on!

1676
01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:07,100
[Narrator] Now, this is not
as easy as it sounds.

1677
01:15:09,040 --> 01:15:10,840
I'm thinkin'
you really... What?!

1678
01:15:10,910 --> 01:15:12,380
Son of a bitch!

1679
01:15:12,440 --> 01:15:15,340
[Narrator] Most people...
normal people...

1680
01:15:15,410 --> 01:15:17,470
do just about anything
to avoid a fight.

1681
01:15:19,050 --> 01:15:21,310
Excuse me.
You sprayed me with your hose.

1682
01:15:21,390 --> 01:15:22,550
Like that?

1683
01:15:22,620 --> 01:15:24,020
That's not necessary.

1684
01:15:24,090 --> 01:15:25,920
Dave!
Go call 911!

1685
01:15:27,690 --> 01:15:28,620
Aaaahhh!

1686
01:15:30,630 --> 01:15:31,890
Stop it!

1687
01:15:31,960 --> 01:15:32,900
Stop it!

1688
01:15:35,530 --> 01:15:36,500
Sorry.

1689
01:15:36,530 --> 01:15:38,430
What did...
Come here!

1690
01:15:38,500 --> 01:15:40,630
Leave me alone!
You crazy?

1691
01:15:40,710 --> 01:15:41,670
Uhh!

1692
01:15:42,970 --> 01:15:44,100
Unhh! Uhh!

1693
01:15:45,310 --> 01:15:46,240
Bastard!

1694
01:15:51,980 --> 01:15:53,470
We need to talk.

1695
01:15:56,190 --> 01:15:57,120
OK.

1696
01:15:57,190 --> 01:15:58,120
[Door Closes]

1697
01:15:59,660 --> 01:16:00,920
Where to begin?

1698
01:16:00,990 --> 01:16:03,460
With your constant
absenteeism?

1699
01:16:03,490 --> 01:16:06,590
With your unpresentable
appearance?

1700
01:16:06,660 --> 01:16:08,060
You're up for review.

1701
01:16:08,130 --> 01:16:11,360
I am Jack's...
complete lack of surprise.

1702
01:16:11,440 --> 01:16:12,370
What?

1703
01:16:12,440 --> 01:16:13,400
Let's pretend.

1704
01:16:13,470 --> 01:16:15,300
You're the Department
of Transportation.

1705
01:16:15,370 --> 01:16:16,340
OK?

1706
01:16:16,410 --> 01:16:20,070
Someone informs you
that this company

1707
01:16:20,140 --> 01:16:22,140
installs front seat
mounting brackets

1708
01:16:22,210 --> 01:16:24,240
that never pass
collision tests...

1709
01:16:24,320 --> 01:16:27,720
brake linings that fail
after a thousand miles,

1710
01:16:27,790 --> 01:16:29,950
and fuel injectors
that explode

1711
01:16:30,020 --> 01:16:31,780
and burn people alive.

1712
01:16:33,120 --> 01:16:34,220
What then?

1713
01:16:34,290 --> 01:16:36,560
Are you threatening me?

1714
01:16:36,630 --> 01:16:37,590
No...

1715
01:16:37,660 --> 01:16:39,460
Get the fuck outta here.
You're fired.

1716
01:16:39,500 --> 01:16:41,230
I have a better solution.

1717
01:16:41,300 --> 01:16:44,760
You keep me on the payroll
as an outside consultant.

1718
01:16:44,840 --> 01:16:46,570
And in exchange
for my salary,

1719
01:16:46,640 --> 01:16:48,470
my job will be never
to tell people

1720
01:16:48,510 --> 01:16:50,740
these things
that I know.

1721
01:16:50,810 --> 01:16:52,800
I don't even have to come
into the office.

1722
01:16:52,880 --> 01:16:54,370
I can do this job
from home.

1723
01:16:56,180 --> 01:16:58,110
Who... Who the fuck
do you think you are,

1724
01:16:58,180 --> 01:17:00,880
you crazy little shit?

1725
01:17:05,060 --> 01:17:06,520
Security?

1726
01:17:06,590 --> 01:17:08,580
[Narrator] I am
Jack's smirking revenge.

1727
01:17:08,660 --> 01:17:09,850
Ohh!

1728
01:17:14,670 --> 01:17:15,790
Ohh!

1729
01:17:15,870 --> 01:17:17,230
Ahh... ahh...

1730
01:17:17,300 --> 01:17:19,630
What the hell
are you doing?

1731
01:17:27,880 --> 01:17:30,140
Ohh... that hurt.

1732
01:17:32,450 --> 01:17:35,080
Why would you do that?

1733
01:17:35,190 --> 01:17:36,450
Oh, my God.

1734
01:17:36,520 --> 01:17:38,180
No! Please stop!

1735
01:17:38,260 --> 01:17:40,820
[Making
Strangulation Sounds]

1736
01:17:40,890 --> 01:17:43,330
Uhh! Uh... uhh!

1737
01:17:48,330 --> 01:17:49,560
What are you doing?

1738
01:17:50,700 --> 01:17:52,760
Oh, God, no! Please! No!

1739
01:17:52,840 --> 01:17:55,500
[Narrator] For some reason,
I thought of my first fight

1740
01:17:55,570 --> 01:17:56,940
with Tyler.

1741
01:17:57,010 --> 01:17:57,940
No!

1742
01:18:23,070 --> 01:18:25,330
Under and behind
and inside,

1743
01:18:25,400 --> 01:18:27,560
everything this man
took for granted...

1744
01:18:27,640 --> 01:18:30,000
something horrible
had been growing.

1745
01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:32,330
Now, look.

1746
01:18:32,410 --> 01:18:34,710
Give me the paychecks
like I asked,

1747
01:18:34,780 --> 01:18:37,110
and you won't
ever see me again.

1748
01:18:37,220 --> 01:18:40,650
And right then, at our most
excellent moment together...

1749
01:18:42,990 --> 01:18:45,110
Oh... thank God.

1750
01:18:45,220 --> 01:18:47,050
Please don't hit me
again. Please...

1751
01:18:47,120 --> 01:18:49,320
Telephone, computer,
fax machine,

1752
01:18:49,390 --> 01:18:53,590
52 weekly paychecks, and
48 airline flight coupons.

1753
01:18:53,660 --> 01:18:56,060
We now had
corporate sponsorship.

1754
01:18:56,130 --> 01:18:58,400
This is how Tyler and I were
able to have Fight Club

1755
01:18:58,470 --> 01:18:59,900
every night of the week.

1756
01:18:59,970 --> 01:19:02,570
[Crowd Cheering]

1757
01:19:02,640 --> 01:19:05,130
Now nobody was the center
of Fight Club

1758
01:19:05,240 --> 01:19:07,210
except the 2 men fighting.

1759
01:19:07,310 --> 01:19:11,300
The leader walked through the crowd,
out in the darkness.

1760
01:19:12,550 --> 01:19:15,450
Tyler was now involved
in a class-action lawsuit

1761
01:19:15,520 --> 01:19:18,010
with the Pressman Hotel over
the urine content of their soup.

1762
01:19:24,600 --> 01:19:26,860
I am Jack's wasted life.

1763
01:19:31,470 --> 01:19:34,500
Yeah! Yeah! Ha ha!
Yeah!

1764
01:19:34,610 --> 01:19:35,940
There you are, sir.

1765
01:19:39,310 --> 01:19:41,870
Tyler dreamed up
new homework assignments.

1766
01:19:41,950 --> 01:19:44,570
He handed them out
in sealed envelopes.

1767
01:20:23,720 --> 01:20:25,350
Did you know
there's a Fight Club

1768
01:20:25,420 --> 01:20:26,360
up in Delaware City?

1769
01:20:26,420 --> 01:20:27,360
Yeah, I heard.

1770
01:20:27,430 --> 01:20:28,450
[Car Alarm]

1771
01:20:28,490 --> 01:20:31,120
There's one
in Penn's Grove, too.

1772
01:20:31,200 --> 01:20:33,460
Bob even found one
up in Newcastle.

1773
01:20:33,500 --> 01:20:35,470
Yeah. Did you start
that one?

1774
01:20:35,500 --> 01:20:36,930
No. I thought you did.

1775
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:38,260
Nah.

1776
01:20:38,370 --> 01:20:39,270
Pff!

1777
01:20:40,870 --> 01:20:42,360
[Car Alarm]

1778
01:21:28,220 --> 01:21:29,580
Stop for a second.

1779
01:21:29,650 --> 01:21:31,090
Hey, what are we doing?

1780
01:21:31,160 --> 01:21:32,090
Turn around.

1781
01:21:32,160 --> 01:21:33,590
What are we doing?

1782
01:21:33,660 --> 01:21:34,590
Homework assignment.

1783
01:21:34,660 --> 01:21:35,920
What kind of
homework assignment?

1784
01:21:35,990 --> 01:21:37,260
Human sacrifice.

1785
01:21:37,330 --> 01:21:38,450
Hey, is that a gun?

1786
01:21:38,500 --> 01:21:39,930
Please. Please tell me
that's not a gun.

1787
01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:40,930
It's a gun.

1788
01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:41,930
What are you doing?

1789
01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:42,930
Meet me in the back.

1790
01:21:43,000 --> 01:21:44,470
Hey, don't fuck around.

1791
01:21:44,500 --> 01:21:45,730
Meet me in the back.

1792
01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:47,930
[Narrator] On a long enough
time line,

1793
01:21:48,010 --> 01:21:50,410
the survival rate
for everyone drops to zero.

1794
01:21:51,510 --> 01:21:53,500
What are you doing?
Come on.

1795
01:21:53,540 --> 01:21:54,910
Hands behind your back.

1796
01:21:54,980 --> 01:21:55,910
God.

1797
01:21:55,980 --> 01:21:57,070
Give me your wallet.

1798
01:21:58,350 --> 01:21:59,680
Raymond K. Hessel,

1799
01:21:59,750 --> 01:22:02,740
1320 Southeast Banning,
apartment A.

1800
01:22:02,820 --> 01:22:04,150
Small, cramped basement
apartment, Raymond?

1801
01:22:04,220 --> 01:22:05,250
How did you know?

1802
01:22:05,320 --> 01:22:06,950
Because they give
shitty basement apartments

1803
01:22:07,020 --> 01:22:08,960
letters instead of numbers.

1804
01:22:09,030 --> 01:22:10,490
Raymond...

1805
01:22:10,530 --> 01:22:11,960
you're going to die.

1806
01:22:12,030 --> 01:22:13,500
[Crying]
Oh, my God, no...

1807
01:22:13,560 --> 01:22:14,760
Is that your mom and dad?

1808
01:22:14,830 --> 01:22:16,320
Mom and dad are going
to have to call up

1809
01:22:16,430 --> 01:22:17,400
kindly Dr. So-And-So

1810
01:22:17,500 --> 01:22:18,870
to pick up
your dental records.

1811
01:22:18,940 --> 01:22:20,130
You want to know why?

1812
01:22:20,200 --> 01:22:21,930
Because there's going to be
nothing left of your face.

1813
01:22:22,010 --> 01:22:23,770
- Aw, come on.
- [Crying]

1814
01:22:23,840 --> 01:22:26,280
An expired community college
student I.D.

1815
01:22:26,340 --> 01:22:27,780
What'd you study, Raymond?

1816
01:22:27,850 --> 01:22:29,400
S-S-S-Stuff.

1817
01:22:29,510 --> 01:22:30,880
Stuff?

1818
01:22:30,950 --> 01:22:33,080
Were the midterms hard?

1819
01:22:33,150 --> 01:22:34,120
[Whimpering]

1820
01:22:34,190 --> 01:22:35,550
I asked you
what you studied.

1821
01:22:35,620 --> 01:22:36,750
Biology, mostly.

1822
01:22:36,820 --> 01:22:37,950
Why?

1823
01:22:38,020 --> 01:22:39,920
I... I don't know.

1824
01:22:39,990 --> 01:22:43,390
What did you want to be,
Raymond K. Hessel?

1825
01:22:43,490 --> 01:22:44,790
[Click]

1826
01:22:44,860 --> 01:22:46,990
The question, Raymond,

1827
01:22:47,060 --> 01:22:50,500
was what did you
want to be?

1828
01:22:50,520 --> 01:22:50,540
was what did you
want to be?

1829
01:22:50,600 --> 01:22:52,430
Answer him,
Raymond! Jesus!

1830
01:22:52,500 --> 01:22:53,900
Veterinarian!
Veterinarian!

1831
01:22:53,970 --> 01:22:55,030
Animals.

1832
01:22:55,110 --> 01:22:57,040
Yeah, animal s-s-s...

1833
01:22:57,110 --> 01:22:58,130
Stuff.
Yeah, I got that.

1834
01:22:58,210 --> 01:22:59,270
That means you have to
get more schooling.

1835
01:22:59,340 --> 01:23:00,780
Too much school.

1836
01:23:00,850 --> 01:23:02,210
Would you rather be dead?

1837
01:23:02,280 --> 01:23:03,210
No...

1838
01:23:03,280 --> 01:23:04,510
Would you
rather die, here,

1839
01:23:04,580 --> 01:23:06,020
on your knees,

1840
01:23:06,080 --> 01:23:07,880
in the back
of a convenience store?

1841
01:23:07,950 --> 01:23:09,510
[Whimpering]
No... No, please...

1842
01:23:09,590 --> 01:23:10,850
no...

1843
01:23:10,920 --> 01:23:12,620
[Releases Hammer]

1844
01:23:14,120 --> 01:23:15,680
I'm keeping your license.

1845
01:23:16,960 --> 01:23:18,520
Gonna check in on you.

1846
01:23:18,600 --> 01:23:20,530
I know where you live.

1847
01:23:20,600 --> 01:23:23,570
If you're not on your way
to becoming a veterinarian

1848
01:23:23,630 --> 01:23:25,260
in 6 weeks,
you will be dead.

1849
01:23:25,340 --> 01:23:27,070
[Whimpering]

1850
01:23:27,140 --> 01:23:28,970
Now run on home.

1851
01:23:33,740 --> 01:23:36,040
Run, Forrest, run!

1852
01:23:37,680 --> 01:23:39,050
I feel ill.

1853
01:23:40,890 --> 01:23:42,320
Imagine how he feels.

1854
01:23:42,390 --> 01:23:44,320
Come on,
this isn't funny!

1855
01:23:44,390 --> 01:23:45,820
That wasn't funny.

1856
01:23:45,890 --> 01:23:47,920
What the fuck
was the point of that?

1857
01:23:47,990 --> 01:23:49,430
Tomorrow will be
the most beautiful day

1858
01:23:49,490 --> 01:23:50,930
of Raymond K. Hessel's life.

1859
01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:52,430
His breakfast
will taste better

1860
01:23:52,500 --> 01:23:55,400
than any meal you and I
have ever tasted.

1861
01:23:56,930 --> 01:23:59,490
[Narrator] You had to
give it to him.

1862
01:23:59,600 --> 01:24:00,930
Come on.

1863
01:24:01,010 --> 01:24:01,970
He had a plan.

1864
01:24:02,040 --> 01:24:03,970
And it started
to make sense

1865
01:24:04,040 --> 01:24:05,410
in a Tyler sort of way.

1866
01:24:05,480 --> 01:24:06,440
No fear.

1867
01:24:06,510 --> 01:24:08,480
No distractions.

1868
01:24:08,510 --> 01:24:11,910
The ability to let
that which does not matter

1869
01:24:11,980 --> 01:24:13,950
truly slide.

1870
01:24:26,100 --> 01:24:27,720
You're not your job.

1871
01:24:29,970 --> 01:24:33,230
You're not how much money
you have in the bank.

1872
01:24:34,970 --> 01:24:37,740
You're not
the car you drive.

1873
01:24:37,810 --> 01:24:40,400
You're not the contents
of your wallet.

1874
01:24:41,880 --> 01:24:43,900
You're not
your fuckin' khakis.

1875
01:24:46,120 --> 01:24:49,520
You're the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

1876
01:24:58,560 --> 01:25:01,530
I'll be out of your way
in a sec.

1877
01:25:01,570 --> 01:25:03,060
You don't have to go.

1878
01:25:05,170 --> 01:25:06,260
Whatever.

1879
01:25:07,340 --> 01:25:10,270
No, I mean, uh...

1880
01:25:10,340 --> 01:25:11,540
It's OK.

1881
01:25:21,020 --> 01:25:23,890
Are you still going
to groups?

1882
01:25:23,950 --> 01:25:25,050
Yeah.

1883
01:25:27,220 --> 01:25:29,060
Chloe's dead.

1884
01:25:29,130 --> 01:25:31,820
Ah, Chloe.

1885
01:25:31,900 --> 01:25:34,060
When did that happen?

1886
01:25:34,130 --> 01:25:36,530
Do you care?

1887
01:25:36,570 --> 01:25:37,900
I don't know.

1888
01:25:37,970 --> 01:25:40,160
I haven't thought
about it in a while.

1889
01:25:40,240 --> 01:25:42,500
Yeah, well...

1890
01:25:42,540 --> 01:25:45,700
I think it was
a smart move on her part.

1891
01:25:46,840 --> 01:25:48,180
Hey, listen, uh...

1892
01:25:48,250 --> 01:25:51,910
what are you getting
out of all this?

1893
01:25:51,980 --> 01:25:53,140
What?

1894
01:25:54,390 --> 01:25:55,820
I mean, all this.

1895
01:25:55,890 --> 01:25:57,320
Why do you keep...

1896
01:25:57,390 --> 01:25:59,860
Is this
making you happy?

1897
01:26:01,530 --> 01:26:03,520
Yeah, well, sometimes.

1898
01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:07,430
I don't know.
I don't understand.

1899
01:26:07,500 --> 01:26:09,430
Why does
a weaker person

1900
01:26:09,500 --> 01:26:11,930
need to latch on to
a strong person?

1901
01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:13,260
What is that?

1902
01:26:13,340 --> 01:26:15,460
Well, what do you
get out of it?

1903
01:26:17,410 --> 01:26:19,340
No... It's... It's not
the same thing at all.

1904
01:26:19,410 --> 01:26:21,280
I mean, we're... It's
totally different with us.

1905
01:26:21,350 --> 01:26:22,440
We're... We're...

1906
01:26:22,510 --> 01:26:23,540
Us?

1907
01:26:23,610 --> 01:26:25,450
What do you mean by "us"?

1908
01:26:25,520 --> 01:26:27,250
I'm sorry,
do you hear this?

1909
01:26:27,320 --> 01:26:28,340
Hear what?

1910
01:26:28,420 --> 01:26:30,390
You're not hearing
all that noise?

1911
01:26:30,450 --> 01:26:31,390
Just... Hold on a second.

1912
01:26:31,460 --> 01:26:32,580
No, wait.
What were you saying?

1913
01:26:32,660 --> 01:26:34,350
Don't change the subject.
I want to talk about this.

1914
01:26:34,430 --> 01:26:36,120
You're not talking
about me, are you?

1915
01:26:36,190 --> 01:26:38,020
No. What?

1916
01:26:38,100 --> 01:26:39,890
That day you came over
to my place to play doctor...

1917
01:26:39,960 --> 01:26:41,520
what was going on there?

1918
01:26:41,600 --> 01:26:42,570
<i>What are you
talking about?</i>

1919
01:26:42,630 --> 01:26:44,100
Nothing. Nothing.

1920
01:26:44,170 --> 01:26:45,230
I don't think so.

1921
01:26:45,300 --> 01:26:46,530
Come on,
what do you want?

1922
01:26:46,600 --> 01:26:47,900
- Look at me.
- No. What?

1923
01:26:47,970 --> 01:26:49,730
Look at me.

1924
01:26:49,810 --> 01:26:51,240
What is that?

1925
01:26:51,310 --> 01:26:52,900
It's nothing.
Don't worry about it.

1926
01:26:52,980 --> 01:26:53,910
Oh, my God.

1927
01:26:53,980 --> 01:26:55,000
Who did this?

1928
01:26:55,080 --> 01:26:56,010
A person.

1929
01:26:56,080 --> 01:26:57,070
Guy or girl?

1930
01:26:57,150 --> 01:26:59,140
What do you care
if it's a guy or a girl?

1931
01:26:59,220 --> 01:27:00,270
What do you care
if I ask?

1932
01:27:00,350 --> 01:27:01,510
This is none of your
business. Leave me alone.

1933
01:27:01,550 --> 01:27:02,520
You're afraid to say it.

1934
01:27:02,550 --> 01:27:03,520
I am not afraid to say.
Let me go.

1935
01:27:03,550 --> 01:27:04,610
No! Talk to me.

1936
01:27:04,690 --> 01:27:05,920
- No!
- Let go of me. Leave me alone.

1937
01:27:05,990 --> 01:27:07,480
This conversation...

1938
01:27:07,520 --> 01:27:08,650
This conversation...

1939
01:27:08,760 --> 01:27:10,520
is over.

1940
01:27:10,590 --> 01:27:12,060
is over.

1941
01:27:13,230 --> 01:27:15,560
I just can't win
with you, can I?

1942
01:27:23,410 --> 01:27:26,340
Hey, this is getting
a little old.

1943
01:27:26,410 --> 01:27:27,880
[Doorbell]

1944
01:27:27,950 --> 01:27:30,140
What is... What is all this?

1945
01:27:30,210 --> 01:27:31,610
What do you think?

1946
01:27:33,080 --> 01:27:36,140
Hey, why do we need
bunk beds?

1947
01:27:36,220 --> 01:27:37,150
Hey.

1948
01:27:44,260 --> 01:27:45,820
Too young.

1949
01:27:45,900 --> 01:27:47,450
Sorry.

1950
01:27:47,530 --> 01:27:49,730
What's all that?

1951
01:27:49,830 --> 01:27:52,360
If the applicant is young,
tell him he's too young.

1952
01:27:52,440 --> 01:27:53,900
Old, too old.
Fat, too fat.

1953
01:27:53,970 --> 01:27:54,940
Applicant?

1954
01:27:55,010 --> 01:27:56,870
If the applicant
then waits for 3 days

1955
01:27:56,940 --> 01:27:58,870
without food, shelter
or encouragement,

1956
01:27:58,940 --> 01:28:01,380
he may then enter
and begin his training.

1957
01:28:01,450 --> 01:28:03,000
Training for what?

1958
01:28:08,150 --> 01:28:10,090
You think
this is a game?

1959
01:28:10,150 --> 01:28:12,090
You're too young
to train here.

1960
01:28:12,160 --> 01:28:14,090
End of story.
Quit wasting our time.

1961
01:28:14,160 --> 01:28:15,560
Get the fuck
out of here.

1962
01:28:20,200 --> 01:28:21,560
Bad news, friend.

1963
01:28:22,730 --> 01:28:24,670
It's not gonna happen.

1964
01:28:24,740 --> 01:28:27,670
I'm sorry if there was
a misunderstanding.

1965
01:28:27,740 --> 01:28:29,710
It's not the end
of the world.

1966
01:28:29,770 --> 01:28:31,240
Just go away.

1967
01:28:32,380 --> 01:28:34,210
Go.

1968
01:28:34,280 --> 01:28:35,870
You're trespassing,

1969
01:28:35,950 --> 01:28:37,880
and I will have to
call the police.

1970
01:28:41,350 --> 01:28:43,150
Don't you look at me.

1971
01:28:43,220 --> 01:28:44,980
Do you think you're
ever getting in this house?

1972
01:28:45,060 --> 01:28:46,490
You're never getting in
this fucking house.

1973
01:28:46,520 --> 01:28:48,390
Never. Now get the fuck
off the porch.

1974
01:28:48,460 --> 01:28:49,930
Get off the porch!

1975
01:28:49,990 --> 01:28:51,430
[Narrator] Sooner or later,

1976
01:28:51,500 --> 01:28:53,520
we all became what Tyler
wanted us to be.

1977
01:28:53,600 --> 01:28:56,430
I'm gonna go inside and
I'm gonna get a shovel.

1978
01:29:03,470 --> 01:29:04,910
You got 2 black shirts?

1979
01:29:04,980 --> 01:29:05,910
Sir.

1980
01:29:05,980 --> 01:29:07,410
2 pair of black pants?

1981
01:29:07,480 --> 01:29:08,410
Yes, sir.

1982
01:29:08,480 --> 01:29:09,410
One pair of black boots?

1983
01:29:09,480 --> 01:29:10,410
Sir.

1984
01:29:10,480 --> 01:29:11,410
2 pair of black socks?

1985
01:29:11,480 --> 01:29:12,410
Sir.

1986
01:29:12,480 --> 01:29:13,410
One black jacket?

1987
01:29:13,480 --> 01:29:14,420
Sir.

1988
01:29:14,480 --> 01:29:15,580
$300 personal burial money?

1989
01:29:15,650 --> 01:29:16,710
Yes, sir.

1990
01:29:18,560 --> 01:29:20,220
All right.

1991
01:29:28,900 --> 01:29:30,370
[Snickers]

1992
01:29:30,430 --> 01:29:33,560
You're too old,
fat man.

1993
01:29:33,640 --> 01:29:35,230
Your tits
are too big.

1994
01:29:35,310 --> 01:29:37,710
Get the fuck
off my porch.

1995
01:29:44,250 --> 01:29:46,720
Bob. Bob.

1996
01:30:01,870 --> 01:30:03,330
Like a monkey

1997
01:30:03,400 --> 01:30:05,460
ready to be shot
into space.

1998
01:30:05,500 --> 01:30:07,060
Space monkey.

1999
01:30:07,140 --> 01:30:11,340
Ready to sacrifice himself
for the greater good.

2000
01:30:16,250 --> 01:30:20,180
You are too
fucking old, fatty!

2001
01:30:20,250 --> 01:30:21,880
And you.

2002
01:30:21,990 --> 01:30:23,540
You're too fucking...

2003
01:30:23,620 --> 01:30:24,950
blond!

2004
01:30:25,020 --> 01:30:27,420
Get out of here,
the both of you!

2005
01:30:27,520 --> 01:30:28,290
[Door Slams]

2006
01:30:28,390 --> 01:30:29,790
[Narrator] And so it went.

2007
01:30:29,860 --> 01:30:31,790
[Tyler]
Listen up, maggots.

2008
01:30:31,860 --> 01:30:34,350
You are not special.

2009
01:30:34,430 --> 01:30:37,730
You are not
a beautiful or unique snowflake.

2010
01:30:37,830 --> 01:30:40,300
You are the same
decaying organic matter

2011
01:30:40,370 --> 01:30:41,960
as everything else.

2012
01:30:42,070 --> 01:30:44,370
[Narrator] Tyler
built himself an army.

2013
01:30:44,470 --> 01:30:48,410
[Tyler] We are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

2014
01:30:48,480 --> 01:30:52,070
We are all part of
the same compost heap.

2015
01:30:53,750 --> 01:30:57,150
[Narrator] Why was Tyler Durden
building an army?

2016
01:30:57,250 --> 01:30:58,850
To what purpose?

2017
01:30:58,990 --> 01:31:00,680
For what greater good?

2018
01:31:04,190 --> 01:31:05,960
In Tyler we trusted.

2019
01:31:09,830 --> 01:31:15,570
No, when he was like, "You are
not your job," I was like...

2020
01:31:15,670 --> 01:31:17,160
Yeah!

2021
01:31:18,880 --> 01:31:20,500
Hey, what's all this?

2022
01:31:20,610 --> 01:31:22,010
[Laughing]

2023
01:31:23,510 --> 01:31:25,240
OK!

2024
01:31:25,350 --> 01:31:27,340
Go on in
and celebrate.

2025
01:31:27,450 --> 01:31:28,850
What are we celebrating?

2026
01:31:28,920 --> 01:31:29,890
Go on.

2027
01:31:32,060 --> 01:31:34,350
[TV Playing]

2028
01:31:34,460 --> 01:31:35,360
Hey.

2029
01:31:35,460 --> 01:31:36,860
Let me get that
for you.

2030
01:31:37,930 --> 01:31:39,900
[Belches]

2031
01:31:48,110 --> 01:31:50,540
Investigators are
on the scene right now.

2032
01:31:50,570 --> 01:31:52,840
Hold on. Police Commissioner
Jacobs has just arrived.

2033
01:31:52,940 --> 01:31:55,910
Commissioner, Commissioner,
could you please tell us

2034
01:31:56,050 --> 01:31:57,600
what you think
has happened here?

2035
01:31:57,710 --> 01:31:59,180
We believe
this is one of many

2036
01:31:59,250 --> 01:32:01,380
recent acts of vandalism
around the city

2037
01:32:01,490 --> 01:32:04,450
somehow related to
underground boxing clubs.

2038
01:32:04,520 --> 01:32:08,580
We'll be coordinating
a rigorous investigation.

2039
01:32:08,690 --> 01:32:11,130
That was Police Commissioner
Jacobs, who just arrived

2040
01:32:11,230 --> 01:32:13,060
on the scene here
of a 4-alarm fire

2041
01:32:13,160 --> 01:32:14,760
that broke out
about an hour ago.

2042
01:32:14,870 --> 01:32:15,830
She's hot.

2043
01:32:15,930 --> 01:32:17,420
Live from the Parker
Morris Building,

2044
01:32:17,500 --> 01:32:19,330
Lauren Sanchez.
Back to you in the studio.

2045
01:32:19,440 --> 01:32:21,030
- [Laughter]
- Yeah!

2046
01:32:21,140 --> 01:32:22,630
- Ha ha ha ha!
- Yeah.

2047
01:32:22,740 --> 01:32:24,330
Holy shit.

2048
01:32:24,440 --> 01:32:25,340
Yeah!

2049
01:32:25,440 --> 01:32:28,930
[News Anchor
Narrating Footage]

2050
01:32:29,080 --> 01:32:30,170
- Yeah!
- Ha ha ha!

2051
01:32:30,280 --> 01:32:31,510
Hoo hoo hoo!

2052
01:32:31,580 --> 01:32:33,170
What the fuck
did you guys do?

2053
01:32:33,280 --> 01:32:34,580
[News Anchor]
...how the blaze started,

2054
01:32:34,680 --> 01:32:37,380
but arson investigators
are on the premises...

2055
01:32:37,490 --> 01:32:40,750
[Laughing]

2056
01:32:42,560 --> 01:32:45,530
Sir, the first rule
of Project Mayhem

2057
01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:47,930
is you do not
ask questions, sir.

2058
01:32:53,370 --> 01:32:55,840
The victory
in the war against crime

2059
01:32:55,940 --> 01:32:57,930
will not come overnight.

2060
01:32:58,040 --> 01:33:00,170
It will take dedication
and commitment,

2061
01:33:00,280 --> 01:33:02,680
and most of all,
cooperation.

2062
01:33:02,750 --> 01:33:04,270
The streets are safer now.

2063
01:33:04,380 --> 01:33:06,580
There is hope
in the inner city.

2064
01:33:06,680 --> 01:33:08,670
However, this is only
the beginning.

2065
01:33:08,790 --> 01:33:09,750
I gotta take a piss.

2066
01:33:09,820 --> 01:33:12,250
These are the first steps

2067
01:33:12,360 --> 01:33:13,850
in a long journey.

2068
01:33:13,960 --> 01:33:16,260
That is why we have
created Project Hope...

2069
01:33:16,360 --> 01:33:17,450
Bob.

2070
01:33:17,530 --> 01:33:20,500
"Helping others with
prevention and enforcement."

2071
01:33:20,530 --> 01:33:23,290
Project Hope will be
a joint effort

2072
01:33:23,400 --> 01:33:26,030
between the police
and community leaders.

2073
01:33:26,170 --> 01:33:28,730
It will be
a powerful new weapon

2074
01:33:28,840 --> 01:33:30,600
in the war against crime.

2075
01:33:30,710 --> 01:33:32,640
[Applause]

2076
01:34:00,500 --> 01:34:01,530
[Strangled Scream]

2077
01:34:06,080 --> 01:34:08,200
Haahhhh!

2078
01:34:15,850 --> 01:34:18,480
Wrap it around the top of
his hacky sack, Bob.

2079
01:34:18,590 --> 01:34:19,950
Yeah. His balls
are ice cold.

2080
01:34:21,390 --> 01:34:22,760
Hi.

2081
01:34:22,860 --> 01:34:25,350
You're gonna call off
your rigorous investigation.

2082
01:34:25,460 --> 01:34:26,450
You're gonna publicly state

2083
01:34:26,530 --> 01:34:29,330
that there is no
underground group, or...

2084
01:34:29,430 --> 01:34:31,160
these guys are gonna
take your balls.

2085
01:34:31,270 --> 01:34:33,360
<i>They're gonna send one
to the New York Times,</i>

2086
01:34:33,470 --> 01:34:36,410
<i>one to the L.A. Times
press release style.</i>

2087
01:34:36,470 --> 01:34:37,670
Look...

2088
01:34:37,770 --> 01:34:39,240
the people you are after

2089
01:34:39,310 --> 01:34:41,240
are the people
you depend on.

2090
01:34:41,310 --> 01:34:43,340
We cook your meals.
We haul your trash.

2091
01:34:43,450 --> 01:34:44,500
We connect your calls.

2092
01:34:44,610 --> 01:34:46,100
We drive your ambulances.

2093
01:34:46,250 --> 01:34:49,550
We guard you
while you sleep.

2094
01:34:52,590 --> 01:34:55,460
Do not fuck with us.

2095
01:35:00,260 --> 01:35:02,250
[Muffled Screaming]

2096
01:35:04,130 --> 01:35:05,100
Fooled ya.

2097
01:35:10,040 --> 01:35:14,140
[Rumbling]

2098
01:35:18,450 --> 01:35:20,610
[Dialogue Drowned Out
By Noise]

2099
01:35:20,720 --> 01:35:22,550
Bob, you're on this one.

2100
01:35:22,650 --> 01:35:24,980
Let's go.

2101
01:35:25,090 --> 01:35:29,290
[Narrator] I am Jack's
inflamed sense of rejection.

2102
01:35:29,390 --> 01:35:30,290
Hey!

2103
01:35:44,540 --> 01:35:45,840
[Shouting]

2104
01:35:45,940 --> 01:35:47,170
Yeah!

2105
01:35:47,310 --> 01:35:48,610
[Shouting]

2106
01:36:19,980 --> 01:36:22,740
[Narrator] I felt like putting
a bullet between the eyes

2107
01:36:22,850 --> 01:36:25,510
of every panda that wouldn't
screw to save its species.

2108
01:36:27,950 --> 01:36:30,440
I wanted to open
the dump valves

2109
01:36:30,520 --> 01:36:32,850
on oil tankers and smother
all those French beaches

2110
01:36:32,960 --> 01:36:34,510
I'd never see.

2111
01:36:37,860 --> 01:36:41,190
I wanted to breathe smoke.

2112
01:36:57,480 --> 01:37:01,110
Where'd you go,
psycho boy?

2113
01:37:01,220 --> 01:37:04,190
I felt like destroying
something beautiful.

2114
01:37:06,590 --> 01:37:07,920
[Gagging]

2115
01:37:08,020 --> 01:37:10,250
Get him to
a fuckin' hospital.

2116
01:37:10,390 --> 01:37:11,260
Yeah.

2117
01:37:22,540 --> 01:37:24,230
Don't worry, Mr. Durden.

2118
01:37:24,370 --> 01:37:26,040
Airport parking,
long term.

2119
01:37:27,210 --> 01:37:29,010
After you, Mr. Durden.

2120
01:37:30,410 --> 01:37:32,070
After you.

2121
01:37:50,530 --> 01:37:51,970
Something on your mind,
dear?

2122
01:37:52,040 --> 01:37:53,090
No.

2123
01:37:53,200 --> 01:37:54,300
All right, yeah.

2124
01:37:54,440 --> 01:37:56,460
Why wasn't I told
about Project Mayhem?

2125
01:37:56,540 --> 01:37:57,770
[Together]
First rule of Project Mayhem

2126
01:37:57,870 --> 01:37:59,610
is you do not ask questions.

2127
01:37:59,630 --> 01:37:59,640
is you do not ask questions.

2128
01:37:59,740 --> 01:38:00,640
What are you talking about?

2129
01:38:00,710 --> 01:38:01,940
Why didn't you include me
in the beginning?

2130
01:38:02,010 --> 01:38:03,540
Fight Club
was the beginning.

2131
01:38:03,610 --> 01:38:05,240
Now it's moved
out of the basement,

2132
01:38:05,320 --> 01:38:06,750
it's called
Project Mayhem.

2133
01:38:06,820 --> 01:38:08,280
You and I started
Fight Club together.

2134
01:38:08,390 --> 01:38:09,650
Do you remember that?

2135
01:38:09,720 --> 01:38:11,690
It's as much mine
as it is yours, you know.

2136
01:38:11,760 --> 01:38:12,980
Is this about
you and me?

2137
01:38:13,060 --> 01:38:14,790
Yeah. I thought we were
doing this together.

2138
01:38:14,860 --> 01:38:16,020
You're missing the point.

2139
01:38:16,090 --> 01:38:18,220
This does not
belong to us.

2140
01:38:18,290 --> 01:38:19,520
We are not special.

2141
01:38:19,600 --> 01:38:20,820
Fuck that.
You should've told me.

2142
01:38:22,900 --> 01:38:24,030
Hey, Tyler!

2143
01:38:24,100 --> 01:38:25,470
[Horn Honking]

2144
01:38:26,740 --> 01:38:28,530
Goddamn it, Tyler!

2145
01:38:28,610 --> 01:38:30,270
What do you want?!
Statement of purpose?

2146
01:38:30,340 --> 01:38:31,400
Should I e-mail you?

2147
01:38:31,470 --> 01:38:32,960
Should I put this
on your action item list?

2148
01:38:33,040 --> 01:38:34,530
You decide your own
level of involvement!

2149
01:38:34,610 --> 01:38:37,310
I will! I want to know
certain things first.

2150
01:38:37,410 --> 01:38:39,010
The first rule
of Project Mayhem...

2151
01:38:39,080 --> 01:38:40,010
Shut up!

2152
01:38:40,080 --> 01:38:42,210
I want to know
what you're thinking.

2153
01:38:42,290 --> 01:38:43,250
Fuck what you know.

2154
01:38:43,320 --> 01:38:44,550
You need to forget
about what you know.

2155
01:38:44,620 --> 01:38:45,550
That's your problem.

2156
01:38:45,620 --> 01:38:46,880
Forget about what
you think you know

2157
01:38:46,960 --> 01:38:48,750
about life,
about friendship,

2158
01:38:48,830 --> 01:38:51,190
and especially
about you and me.

2159
01:38:51,260 --> 01:38:52,230
What?

2160
01:38:52,300 --> 01:38:54,560
What is that supposed
to mean? What...

2161
01:38:57,900 --> 01:38:58,830
What are you doing?

2162
01:39:01,040 --> 01:39:03,730
Guys, what do you wish
you'd done before you die?

2163
01:39:03,810 --> 01:39:04,830
Paint a self-portrait.

2164
01:39:04,910 --> 01:39:05,840
Build a house.

2165
01:39:05,910 --> 01:39:07,380
And you?

2166
01:39:07,480 --> 01:39:10,000
I don't know.
Get in the right lane.

2167
01:39:10,080 --> 01:39:11,670
I have to know the answer
to this question.

2168
01:39:11,750 --> 01:39:12,810
If you were to die
right now,

2169
01:39:12,880 --> 01:39:14,820
how would you feel
about your life?

2170
01:39:14,880 --> 01:39:15,910
I don't know!

2171
01:39:15,990 --> 01:39:17,180
I wouldn't feel anything
good about my life.

2172
01:39:17,250 --> 01:39:18,550
Is that what you want
to hear me say? Fine.

2173
01:39:18,620 --> 01:39:20,210
- Come on!
- Not good enough.

2174
01:39:20,290 --> 01:39:22,090
- [Honking]
- Stop fucking around!

2175
01:39:22,160 --> 01:39:23,460
Tyler!

2176
01:39:23,490 --> 01:39:25,520
[Honking]

2177
01:39:25,600 --> 01:39:27,650
Jesus Christ!

2178
01:39:27,730 --> 01:39:28,860
Goddamn it!

2179
01:39:28,930 --> 01:39:30,490
Goddamn it!
Fuck you!

2180
01:39:30,570 --> 01:39:31,930
Fuck Fight Club.

2181
01:39:32,000 --> 01:39:34,660
Fuck Marla.
I'm sick of all your shit.

2182
01:39:34,740 --> 01:39:36,710
OK.

2183
01:39:36,770 --> 01:39:38,470
OK.

2184
01:39:38,510 --> 01:39:40,070
Quit screwing around.
Take the wheel.

2185
01:39:40,140 --> 01:39:41,080
Look at you.

2186
01:39:41,140 --> 01:39:42,080
Take the wheel!

2187
01:39:42,150 --> 01:39:43,910
Look at you!
You're fuckin' pathetic!

2188
01:39:43,980 --> 01:39:45,540
Why? Why?
What are you talking about?

2189
01:39:45,620 --> 01:39:49,070
Why do you think
I blew up your condo?

2190
01:39:50,190 --> 01:39:51,280
What?

2191
01:39:51,350 --> 01:39:53,380
Hitting bottom
isn't a weekend retreat.

2192
01:39:53,490 --> 01:39:55,290
It's not
a goddamn seminar.

2193
01:39:55,360 --> 01:39:57,290
Stop trying
to control everything

2194
01:39:57,360 --> 01:39:58,950
and just let go.

2195
01:40:00,800 --> 01:40:02,730
Let go!

2196
01:40:02,800 --> 01:40:04,530
All right. Fine.

2197
01:40:05,740 --> 01:40:07,640
Fine.

2198
01:41:05,500 --> 01:41:08,860
[Narrator] I'd never been
in a car accident.

2199
01:41:08,930 --> 01:41:11,870
This must have been what
all those people felt like

2200
01:41:11,940 --> 01:41:15,870
before I filed them
as statistics in my reports.

2201
01:41:15,940 --> 01:41:17,240
Goddamn.

2202
01:41:17,310 --> 01:41:18,740
Huh?

2203
01:41:18,810 --> 01:41:20,800
Ha ha ha ha ha hahh!

2204
01:41:20,880 --> 01:41:23,570
We just had
a near-life experience.

2205
01:41:28,890 --> 01:41:31,320
In the world I see,

2206
01:41:31,390 --> 01:41:34,150
you're stalking elk through
the damp canyon forest,

2207
01:41:34,220 --> 01:41:36,750
around the ruins
of Rockefeller Center.

2208
01:41:38,960 --> 01:41:40,830
You'll wear leather clothes

2209
01:41:40,900 --> 01:41:43,830
that will last you
the rest of your life.

2210
01:41:43,900 --> 01:41:47,340
You'll climb the vines
that wrap the Sears Tower.

2211
01:41:48,810 --> 01:41:50,740
And when you look down,

2212
01:41:50,810 --> 01:41:53,740
you'll see tiny figures
pounding corn,

2213
01:41:53,810 --> 01:41:57,250
laying strips of venison
on the empty carpool lane

2214
01:41:57,310 --> 01:41:59,250
of some abandoned
superhighway.

2215
01:42:12,160 --> 01:42:13,630
Feel better, champ.

2216
01:42:19,900 --> 01:42:21,490
[Door Closes]

2217
01:42:31,780 --> 01:42:33,810
[Narrator] And then...

2218
01:42:33,880 --> 01:42:35,320
Tyler?

2219
01:42:35,390 --> 01:42:36,910
Tyler was gone.

2220
01:42:44,730 --> 01:42:46,960
Was I asleep?

2221
01:42:48,600 --> 01:42:49,930
Had I slept?

2222
01:42:50,000 --> 01:42:51,430
You are not
a beautiful

2223
01:42:51,500 --> 01:42:52,930
unique snowflake,
do you understand me?

2224
01:42:53,000 --> 01:42:55,940
[Narrator] The house had become
a living thing,

2225
01:42:56,010 --> 01:42:58,440
wet inside
from so many people

2226
01:42:58,510 --> 01:42:59,840
sweating and breathing.

2227
01:42:59,910 --> 01:43:01,840
We are all from
the same compost.

2228
01:43:01,910 --> 01:43:04,110
So many people moving,
the house moved.

2229
01:43:06,420 --> 01:43:07,850
Planet Tyler.

2230
01:43:07,920 --> 01:43:09,850
I had to hug the walls.

2231
01:43:09,920 --> 01:43:13,480
Trapped inside this
clockwork of space monkeys.

2232
01:43:13,520 --> 01:43:14,990
You can't be
smoking in here.

2233
01:43:15,060 --> 01:43:17,790
Do you know how much ether
we have in this fucking house?

2234
01:43:17,860 --> 01:43:20,190
Cooking, working,
and sleeping in teams.

2235
01:43:22,770 --> 01:43:24,490
Hang on a second.

2236
01:43:43,420 --> 01:43:46,080
It's under control, sir.

2237
01:43:48,560 --> 01:43:50,460
Where is Tyler?

2238
01:43:50,490 --> 01:43:53,490
Sir, the first rule of
Project Mayhem is you do not...

2239
01:43:53,560 --> 01:43:55,500
Right, uh... OK.

2240
01:43:57,970 --> 01:44:00,330
I'm all alone.

2241
01:44:00,400 --> 01:44:02,340
My father dumped me.

2242
01:44:02,410 --> 01:44:03,840
Tyler dumped me.

2243
01:44:03,910 --> 01:44:07,100
I am Jack's broken heart.

2244
01:44:10,380 --> 01:44:13,310
What comes next
in Project Mayhem,

2245
01:44:13,380 --> 01:44:14,850
only Tyler knows.

2246
01:44:14,920 --> 01:44:18,380
The second rule is
you do not ask questions.

2247
01:44:20,860 --> 01:44:22,290
Get the fuck
away from me.

2248
01:44:22,360 --> 01:44:23,850
Get the fuck
away from me!

2249
01:44:23,930 --> 01:44:26,330
Who are all these people?

2250
01:44:31,570 --> 01:44:33,690
Paper Street Soap Company.

2251
01:44:35,970 --> 01:44:38,030
Can I come in?

2252
01:44:41,080 --> 01:44:42,700
He's not here.

2253
01:44:42,810 --> 01:44:44,970
What?

2254
01:44:46,250 --> 01:44:49,620
Tyler isn't here.

2255
01:44:49,690 --> 01:44:52,180
Tyler went away.

2256
01:44:52,260 --> 01:44:53,520
Tyler's gone.

2257
01:45:11,340 --> 01:45:13,040
[Shouting]

2258
01:45:24,220 --> 01:45:25,310
Lay him down!

2259
01:45:25,390 --> 01:45:26,690
Gunshot wounds
comin' through!

2260
01:45:26,760 --> 01:45:29,190
Clear some fucking room!

2261
01:45:29,330 --> 01:45:31,560
What happened?!
What happened?!

2262
01:45:31,630 --> 01:45:33,190
We were on assignment.
We were supposed to kill

2263
01:45:33,300 --> 01:45:35,730
2 birds with one stone.

2264
01:45:35,800 --> 01:45:37,890
Destroy a piece
of corporate art...

2265
01:45:38,000 --> 01:45:40,490
Operation Latte Thunder,
go.

2266
01:45:42,470 --> 01:45:44,340
and trash a franchise
coffee bar.

2267
01:45:50,780 --> 01:45:52,110
We had it all
worked out, sir.

2268
01:46:01,320 --> 01:46:02,290
It went smooth
until...

2269
01:46:02,390 --> 01:46:04,590
Police! Freeze!

2270
01:46:04,660 --> 01:46:06,250
Until what?

2271
01:46:06,360 --> 01:46:07,350
They shot Bob.

2272
01:46:08,970 --> 01:46:10,260
They shot him
in the head.

2273
01:46:10,330 --> 01:46:11,300
Those fuckin' pigs!

2274
01:46:14,800 --> 01:46:15,740
- Ohh!
- Ohh!

2275
01:46:15,810 --> 01:46:17,770
- Oh, God.
- Son of a...

2276
01:46:18,910 --> 01:46:20,970
Those motherfuckers!

2277
01:46:21,080 --> 01:46:22,810
You morons.

2278
01:46:22,910 --> 01:46:25,180
You're running around
in ski masks,

2279
01:46:25,250 --> 01:46:26,340
trying
to blow things up.

2280
01:46:26,450 --> 01:46:27,640
What did you think
was gonna happen?!

2281
01:46:31,750 --> 01:46:32,720
OK, quick,

2282
01:46:32,790 --> 01:46:34,190
we gotta get rid
of the evidence.

2283
01:46:34,260 --> 01:46:35,190
We gotta get rid
of this body!

2284
01:46:35,260 --> 01:46:36,230
Bury him.

2285
01:46:36,330 --> 01:46:37,720
What?

2286
01:46:37,790 --> 01:46:38,730
Take him
to the garden

2287
01:46:38,790 --> 01:46:39,920
and bury him.

2288
01:46:41,060 --> 01:46:42,000
Come on,
people!

2289
01:46:42,060 --> 01:46:43,000
Let's go!

2290
01:46:43,070 --> 01:46:44,190
Hey, get
the fuck off!

2291
01:46:44,300 --> 01:46:45,230
Get away from him!

2292
01:46:45,300 --> 01:46:46,790
What are you
talking about?

2293
01:46:46,940 --> 01:46:48,270
This isn't a fucking
piece of evidence,

2294
01:46:48,340 --> 01:46:49,570
this is a person!

2295
01:46:49,640 --> 01:46:50,570
He's a friend
of mine,

2296
01:46:50,640 --> 01:46:51,700
and you're not
gonna bury him

2297
01:46:51,810 --> 01:46:52,770
in the fucking garden.

2298
01:46:52,880 --> 01:46:55,840
He was killed serving
Project Mayhem, sir.

2299
01:46:55,980 --> 01:46:57,070
This is Bob.

2300
01:46:57,180 --> 01:46:59,580
But sir, in... in
Project Mayhem

2301
01:46:59,650 --> 01:47:01,210
we have no names.

2302
01:47:01,320 --> 01:47:02,280
No, you
listen to me.

2303
01:47:02,350 --> 01:47:04,220
This is a man,
and he has a name.

2304
01:47:04,290 --> 01:47:06,850
And it's
Robert Paulson, OK?

2305
01:47:06,990 --> 01:47:08,350
Robert
Paulson?

2306
01:47:08,420 --> 01:47:09,980
He's a man
and he's dead now

2307
01:47:10,090 --> 01:47:11,080
because of us,
all right?

2308
01:47:11,190 --> 01:47:12,350
Do you understand that?

2309
01:47:12,460 --> 01:47:14,660
I understand.

2310
01:47:17,270 --> 01:47:18,530
In death,

2311
01:47:18,600 --> 01:47:20,400
a member of
Project Mayhem

2312
01:47:20,470 --> 01:47:22,060
has a name.

2313
01:47:23,340 --> 01:47:25,500
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2314
01:47:26,580 --> 01:47:28,440
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2315
01:47:28,510 --> 01:47:32,540
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2316
01:47:32,650 --> 01:47:35,640
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2317
01:47:35,750 --> 01:47:37,120
Come on, guys,
please, stop it.

2318
01:47:37,190 --> 01:47:38,620
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2319
01:47:38,690 --> 01:47:41,320
[Chanting] His name
is Robert Paulson.

2320
01:47:41,420 --> 01:47:43,420
Shut up!

2321
01:47:43,530 --> 01:47:44,490
This is all
over with!

2322
01:47:44,560 --> 01:47:46,360
[Chanting] His name
is Robert Paulson.

2323
01:47:46,430 --> 01:47:48,490
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2324
01:47:48,600 --> 01:47:51,160
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2325
01:47:51,270 --> 01:47:53,740
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2326
01:47:53,840 --> 01:47:56,170
His name is
Robert Paulson...

2327
01:48:16,890 --> 01:48:18,860
[Telephone Rings]

2328
01:48:20,130 --> 01:48:21,100
Tyler?

2329
01:48:21,200 --> 01:48:22,430
No, this is
Detective Stern

2330
01:48:22,530 --> 01:48:23,460
at the Arson Unit.

2331
01:48:23,530 --> 01:48:24,560
I need to see you
in my office...

2332
01:48:29,570 --> 01:48:30,630
I went to
all the cities

2333
01:48:30,740 --> 01:48:32,570
on Tyler's
used ticket stubs,

2334
01:48:32,640 --> 01:48:33,570
barhopping.

2335
01:48:34,640 --> 01:48:35,940
I didn't know
how or why,

2336
01:48:36,050 --> 01:48:37,600
but I could look
at 50 different bars

2337
01:48:37,710 --> 01:48:39,310
and somehow
I just knew.

2338
01:48:39,420 --> 01:48:40,380
I'm looking
for Tyler Durden.

2339
01:48:40,450 --> 01:48:43,180
It's very important
that I talk to him.

2340
01:48:43,250 --> 01:48:44,780
I wish
I could help you.

2341
01:48:45,890 --> 01:48:46,820
Sir.

2342
01:48:52,860 --> 01:48:54,590
Every city
I went to...

2343
01:48:56,330 --> 01:48:58,630
as soon as I set foot
off the plane,

2344
01:48:58,700 --> 01:49:00,930
I knew a Fight Club
was close.

2345
01:49:02,000 --> 01:49:03,700
Hey! Hey!

2346
01:49:03,810 --> 01:49:05,400
Taxi!

2347
01:49:05,510 --> 01:49:06,940
Look at my face.
I'm a member.

2348
01:49:07,010 --> 01:49:08,170
Now, I just
need to know

2349
01:49:08,280 --> 01:49:10,250
if you've seen Tyler.

2350
01:49:10,310 --> 01:49:12,410
I'm not exposed
to...

2351
01:49:12,520 --> 01:49:14,040
speak any such
information to you,

2352
01:49:14,150 --> 01:49:15,810
nor would I, even if
I had said information

2353
01:49:15,920 --> 01:49:18,750
you want at this
juncture, be able.

2354
01:49:20,460 --> 01:49:21,680
You're a moron.

2355
01:49:21,760 --> 01:49:23,160
I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to ask you to leave.

2356
01:49:24,530 --> 01:49:26,650
Tyler had
been busy.

2357
01:49:26,760 --> 01:49:29,490
Setting up franchises
all over the country.

2358
01:49:32,330 --> 01:49:33,770
Was I asleep?

2359
01:49:33,840 --> 01:49:35,200
[Crowd Fighting]

2360
01:49:35,270 --> 01:49:36,740
Had I slept?

2361
01:49:36,840 --> 01:49:38,400
Is Tyler
my bad dream,

2362
01:49:38,510 --> 01:49:40,440
or am I Tyler's?

2363
01:49:40,510 --> 01:49:41,870
[Man] We've just
heard the stories.

2364
01:49:41,940 --> 01:49:43,170
What kind
of stories?

2365
01:49:43,280 --> 01:49:44,710
Like, nobody knows
what he looks like.

2366
01:49:44,810 --> 01:49:45,750
He has facial

2367
01:49:45,820 --> 01:49:46,750
reconstructive
surgery

2368
01:49:46,820 --> 01:49:47,870
every 3 years.

2369
01:49:47,980 --> 01:49:50,320
That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.

2370
01:49:50,390 --> 01:49:52,790
Is it true about
Fight Club in Miami?

2371
01:49:52,860 --> 01:49:55,220
Is Mr. Durden
building an army?

2372
01:49:55,290 --> 01:49:56,850
I was living
in a state

2373
01:49:56,960 --> 01:49:59,120
of perpetual
d�j� vu.

2374
01:49:59,230 --> 01:50:00,750
Everywhere I went,

2375
01:50:00,860 --> 01:50:03,300
I felt I'd already
been there.

2376
01:50:03,370 --> 01:50:07,300
It was like following
an invisible man.

2377
01:50:07,370 --> 01:50:09,430
The smell
of dried blood,

2378
01:50:09,540 --> 01:50:13,800
dirty, bare footprints
circling each other,

2379
01:50:13,880 --> 01:50:17,310
that aroma of old sweat,
like fried chicken.

2380
01:50:17,380 --> 01:50:19,070
The feel of a floor
still warm

2381
01:50:19,180 --> 01:50:20,710
from the fight
the night before.

2382
01:50:20,820 --> 01:50:24,750
I was always just
one step behind Tyler.

2383
01:50:24,820 --> 01:50:27,250
[Voices Murmuring]

2384
01:50:27,320 --> 01:50:29,290
[Men] His name
is Robert Paulson.

2385
01:50:29,390 --> 01:50:31,720
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2386
01:50:31,790 --> 01:50:32,730
His...

2387
01:50:35,560 --> 01:50:36,900
Welcome back,
sir.

2388
01:50:38,500 --> 01:50:39,590
How have
you been?

2389
01:50:41,400 --> 01:50:42,500
Do you know me?

2390
01:50:43,610 --> 01:50:45,070
Is this a test,
sir?

2391
01:50:45,210 --> 01:50:47,070
No, this
is not a test.

2392
01:50:47,180 --> 01:50:50,840
You were in here
last Thursday.

2393
01:50:50,950 --> 01:50:52,380
Thursday?

2394
01:50:52,450 --> 01:50:53,380
You were
standing

2395
01:50:53,450 --> 01:50:54,780
exactly where
you are now,

2396
01:50:54,850 --> 01:50:57,550
asking how good
security is.

2397
01:50:57,650 --> 01:50:58,950
It's tight
as a drum, sir.

2398
01:51:01,520 --> 01:51:03,860
Who do you
think I am?

2399
01:51:03,930 --> 01:51:06,490
Are you sure this
isn't a test?

2400
01:51:06,560 --> 01:51:08,530
No, this is
not a test.

2401
01:51:08,560 --> 01:51:11,970
You're Mr. Durden.

2402
01:51:12,030 --> 01:51:14,560
You're the one
who gave me this.

2403
01:51:15,740 --> 01:51:16,930
Please return
your seat backs

2404
01:51:17,040 --> 01:51:19,670
to their full, upright
and locked position.

2405
01:51:26,580 --> 01:51:28,110
[Telephone Rings]

2406
01:51:29,550 --> 01:51:30,520
[Rings]

2407
01:51:30,550 --> 01:51:31,520
Yeah?

2408
01:51:31,550 --> 01:51:32,520
Marla, it's me.

2409
01:51:32,560 --> 01:51:33,780
Have we ever
done it?

2410
01:51:33,860 --> 01:51:34,790
Done what?

2411
01:51:34,860 --> 01:51:35,950
Have we ever
had sex?

2412
01:51:36,060 --> 01:51:38,220
What kind of stupid
question is that?

2413
01:51:38,330 --> 01:51:39,660
Is it stupid because
the answer's yes,

2414
01:51:39,730 --> 01:51:40,700
or because
the answer's no?

2415
01:51:40,760 --> 01:51:42,250
Is this a trick?

2416
01:51:42,330 --> 01:51:43,560
No, Marla,
I need to know...

2417
01:51:43,630 --> 01:51:44,760
You mean you want
to know if I think

2418
01:51:44,870 --> 01:51:47,360
we were just having sex
or making love?

2419
01:51:47,440 --> 01:51:49,530
We did make love.

2420
01:51:49,640 --> 01:51:50,760
Is that what
you're calling it?

2421
01:51:50,870 --> 01:51:52,140
Just answer
the question,

2422
01:51:52,240 --> 01:51:53,140
Marla, please!

2423
01:51:53,240 --> 01:51:54,210
Did we do it
or not?

2424
01:51:54,310 --> 01:51:55,780
You fuck me,
then snub me.

2425
01:51:55,880 --> 01:51:56,870
You love me,
you hate me.

2426
01:51:56,980 --> 01:51:58,410
You show me
a sensitive side,

2427
01:51:58,480 --> 01:51:59,910
then you turn into
a total asshole.

2428
01:52:00,020 --> 01:52:01,000
Is that a pretty
accurate description

2429
01:52:01,120 --> 01:52:02,520
of our relationship,
Tyler?

2430
01:52:02,550 --> 01:52:05,210
We have just lost
cabin pressure.

2431
01:52:05,320 --> 01:52:06,250
What did you
just say?

2432
01:52:06,320 --> 01:52:07,310
What is wrong
with you?

2433
01:52:07,420 --> 01:52:08,620
What did you call
me? Say my name!

2434
01:52:08,720 --> 01:52:10,690
Tyler Durden.
Tyler Durden,

2435
01:52:10,760 --> 01:52:12,390
you fucking freak.
What's going on?

2436
01:52:12,490 --> 01:52:13,430
I'm coming over.

2437
01:52:13,500 --> 01:52:14,460
No, wait, Marla,
I'm not there...

2438
01:52:14,530 --> 01:52:15,500
[Dial Tone]

2439
01:52:16,670 --> 01:52:18,460
You broke
your promise.

2440
01:52:18,530 --> 01:52:19,500
Jesus, Tyler.

2441
01:52:19,570 --> 01:52:21,230
You fuckin' talked
to her about me.

2442
01:52:21,340 --> 01:52:23,000
Tyler, what the fuck
is going on here?

2443
01:52:23,110 --> 01:52:24,770
I asked you
for one thing,

2444
01:52:24,870 --> 01:52:26,530
one simple thing.

2445
01:52:26,640 --> 01:52:27,800
Why do people
think that I'm you?

2446
01:52:29,510 --> 01:52:30,670
Answer me!

2447
01:52:34,480 --> 01:52:35,420
Sit.

2448
01:52:38,790 --> 01:52:39,720
Now answer me.

2449
01:52:39,790 --> 01:52:41,280
Why do people think
that I'm you?

2450
01:52:42,590 --> 01:52:43,560
I think you know.

2451
01:52:43,660 --> 01:52:45,150
No, I don't.

2452
01:52:45,290 --> 01:52:46,320
Yes, you do.

2453
01:52:46,430 --> 01:52:49,020
Why would anyone possibly
confuse you with me?

2454
01:52:50,230 --> 01:52:52,930
Uh... I...
I don't know.

2455
01:52:56,770 --> 01:52:58,140
You got it.

2456
01:52:58,210 --> 01:52:59,640
No.

2457
01:52:59,710 --> 01:53:00,680
Do not
fuck with us.

2458
01:53:00,740 --> 01:53:01,910
Say it.

2459
01:53:01,930 --> 01:53:01,950
Say it.

2460
01:53:03,450 --> 01:53:05,170
Because...

2461
01:53:06,620 --> 01:53:07,670
Say it.

2462
01:53:09,590 --> 01:53:11,490
Because we're
the same person.

2463
01:53:11,520 --> 01:53:13,680
That's right.

2464
01:53:13,760 --> 01:53:15,920
We are the all-singing,
all dancing...

2465
01:53:15,990 --> 01:53:17,520
I don't
understand this.

2466
01:53:17,590 --> 01:53:18,530
You were looking
for a way

2467
01:53:18,590 --> 01:53:19,720
to change your life.

2468
01:53:19,800 --> 01:53:22,090
You could not do this
on your own.

2469
01:53:22,160 --> 01:53:24,060
All the ways you wish
you could be,

2470
01:53:24,130 --> 01:53:25,690
that's me.

2471
01:53:26,770 --> 01:53:28,030
I look like
you wanna look,

2472
01:53:28,100 --> 01:53:29,300
I fuck like
you wanna fuck,

2473
01:53:29,370 --> 01:53:30,700
I am smart,
capable,

2474
01:53:30,770 --> 01:53:32,930
and most importantly,
I am free

2475
01:53:33,010 --> 01:53:34,530
in all the ways
that you are not.

2476
01:53:34,610 --> 01:53:35,600
Oh, no.

2477
01:53:35,680 --> 01:53:36,610
Tyler's not here.

2478
01:53:36,680 --> 01:53:37,610
Tyler went away.

2479
01:53:37,680 --> 01:53:38,610
- Tyler's gone.
- What?

2480
01:53:38,680 --> 01:53:40,110
This is
impossible.

2481
01:53:40,180 --> 01:53:41,740
- No.
- This is crazy.

2482
01:53:41,820 --> 01:53:43,150
People do it
every day.

2483
01:53:43,220 --> 01:53:44,550
They talk
to themselves.

2484
01:53:44,620 --> 01:53:46,780
They see themselves
as they'd like to be.

2485
01:53:46,860 --> 01:53:48,790
They don't have
the courage you have,

2486
01:53:48,860 --> 01:53:50,050
to just
run with it.

2487
01:53:53,900 --> 01:53:55,760
Naturally, you're still
wrestling with it,

2488
01:53:55,830 --> 01:53:57,320
so sometimes
you're still you.

2489
01:53:57,400 --> 01:53:59,160
We should do this
again sometime.

2490
01:53:59,230 --> 01:54:02,100
Other times, you imagine
yourself watching me.

2491
01:54:02,170 --> 01:54:03,500
If this is your first
night at Fight Club,

2492
01:54:03,570 --> 01:54:04,660
you have to fight.

2493
01:54:04,740 --> 01:54:06,070
Little by little,

2494
01:54:06,140 --> 01:54:09,470
you're just letting
yourself become...

2495
01:54:09,510 --> 01:54:11,910
Tyler Durden.

2496
01:54:11,980 --> 01:54:13,000
You are not
your job,

2497
01:54:13,080 --> 01:54:14,780
or how much money
you have in the bank!

2498
01:54:14,850 --> 01:54:16,010
No, you have
a house.

2499
01:54:16,090 --> 01:54:17,280
Rented in your name.

2500
01:54:17,390 --> 01:54:19,290
You have jobs, you
have a whole life.

2501
01:54:19,390 --> 01:54:20,950
You have night jobs
because you can't sleep.

2502
01:54:21,020 --> 01:54:22,850
Or you stay up
and make soap.

2503
01:54:22,930 --> 01:54:24,480
Marla... You're
fucking Marla, Tyler.

2504
01:54:24,530 --> 01:54:26,490
Uh, technically,
you're fucking Marla.

2505
01:54:26,560 --> 01:54:27,860
But it's
all the same to her.

2506
01:54:30,200 --> 01:54:31,690
Oh, my God.

2507
01:54:32,770 --> 01:54:34,760
Now you see
our dilemma.

2508
01:54:34,840 --> 01:54:36,860
She knows too much.

2509
01:54:38,010 --> 01:54:39,060
I think we're going
to have to talk

2510
01:54:39,140 --> 01:54:42,370
about how this might
compromise our goals.

2511
01:54:42,440 --> 01:54:45,470
Wh... What are
you saying?

2512
01:54:45,510 --> 01:54:47,180
This is...
This is bullshit.

2513
01:54:47,250 --> 01:54:48,740
This is bullshit.

2514
01:54:48,820 --> 01:54:49,780
I'm not listening
to this.

2515
01:54:49,850 --> 01:54:50,780
You are insane.

2516
01:54:50,850 --> 01:54:52,680
No, you're insane.

2517
01:54:52,760 --> 01:54:55,280
And we simply do not
have time for this crap.

2518
01:54:57,860 --> 01:54:59,730
It's called
a changeover.

2519
01:54:59,800 --> 01:55:01,320
The movie goes on,

2520
01:55:01,430 --> 01:55:02,830
and nobody
in the audience

2521
01:55:02,900 --> 01:55:04,490
has any idea.

2522
01:55:17,480 --> 01:55:18,410
[Woman] Sir!

2523
01:55:18,480 --> 01:55:19,780
Are you checking out?

2524
01:55:19,850 --> 01:55:21,040
Yeah, uh,
b-bill me.

2525
01:55:21,120 --> 01:55:22,780
I need you to
initial this list

2526
01:55:22,850 --> 01:55:23,940
of phone calls,
please.

2527
01:55:27,960 --> 01:55:29,120
When were
these made?

2528
01:55:29,190 --> 01:55:30,420
It says
right there, sir,

2529
01:55:30,490 --> 01:55:32,020
between 2:00 and 3:30
this morning.

2530
01:55:32,090 --> 01:55:33,460
No, I w...

2531
01:55:37,330 --> 01:55:38,420
Have I been
going to bed

2532
01:55:38,500 --> 01:55:39,730
earlier
every night?

2533
01:55:39,800 --> 01:55:41,830
Have I been
sleeping later?

2534
01:55:43,810 --> 01:55:46,830
Have I been Tyler
longer and longer?

2535
01:55:50,380 --> 01:55:51,310
Is anybody here?

2536
01:55:54,380 --> 01:55:57,220
D�j� vu
all over again.

2537
01:55:58,290 --> 01:55:59,220
Yeah, with
enough soap,

2538
01:55:59,290 --> 01:56:00,690
we could blow up
just about anything.

2539
01:56:03,860 --> 01:56:05,880
Oh, my God.

2540
01:56:09,000 --> 01:56:09,960
[Man On Telephone]
1888.

2541
01:56:10,030 --> 01:56:11,290
I'm sorry,
who am I calling?

2542
01:56:11,370 --> 01:56:13,330
1888 Franklin.
This is Maintenance.

2543
01:56:15,470 --> 01:56:16,870
Hello?

2544
01:56:16,940 --> 01:56:17,870
Hello?

2545
01:56:17,940 --> 01:56:19,810
1888 Franklin Street?

2546
01:56:19,880 --> 01:56:22,970
Yes.
Can I help you?

2547
01:56:25,280 --> 01:56:26,910
Hello?

2548
01:56:26,980 --> 01:56:28,110
Yeah, yeah.

2549
01:56:28,180 --> 01:56:29,480
Uh, I need to talk
to your supervisor

2550
01:56:29,520 --> 01:56:30,490
right away.

2551
01:56:30,520 --> 01:56:31,490
Speaking.

2552
01:56:31,520 --> 01:56:32,490
OK, listen to me.

2553
01:56:32,520 --> 01:56:33,720
I think something
really terrible

2554
01:56:33,790 --> 01:56:34,760
is about to happen
at your building.

2555
01:56:34,820 --> 01:56:35,810
You have got...

2556
01:56:35,890 --> 01:56:37,120
It's under
control, sir.

2557
01:56:38,490 --> 01:56:39,480
Excuse me?

2558
01:56:39,530 --> 01:56:41,090
Don't worry
about us, sir.

2559
01:56:41,160 --> 01:56:42,600
We're solid.

2560
01:56:46,240 --> 01:56:47,530
[Man On Telephone]
2160.

2561
01:56:55,480 --> 01:56:56,470
Marla!
Marla!

2562
01:56:56,580 --> 01:56:58,570
Hey... Fuck! Wait!

2563
01:56:59,650 --> 01:57:01,340
Wait, I gotta
talk to you!

2564
01:57:01,420 --> 01:57:02,580
Marla, Marla!

2565
01:57:02,650 --> 01:57:03,740
Your whacked-out
bald freaks

2566
01:57:03,820 --> 01:57:05,290
hit me with
a fucking broom!

2567
01:57:05,350 --> 01:57:07,020
They almost
broke my arm!

2568
01:57:07,090 --> 01:57:08,720
They were burning their
fingertips with lye,

2569
01:57:08,790 --> 01:57:09,780
the stink was
unbelievable.

2570
01:57:09,860 --> 01:57:10,790
Look... Look,
listen,

2571
01:57:10,860 --> 01:57:11,790
it's gonna take
a tremendous act

2572
01:57:11,860 --> 01:57:12,790
of faith
on your part,

2573
01:57:12,860 --> 01:57:13,830
but you've got
to hear me out.

2574
01:57:13,900 --> 01:57:15,800
Oh, here comes
an avalanche of bullshit.

2575
01:57:15,860 --> 01:57:17,330
A little more faith
than that.

2576
01:57:21,700 --> 01:57:22,640
No, listen,
I don't want to hear

2577
01:57:22,700 --> 01:57:23,640
anything
you have to say.

2578
01:57:23,710 --> 01:57:25,760
You have every
right to be...

2579
01:57:25,840 --> 01:57:27,900
Um, I'll just have
a coffee, thanks.

2580
01:57:27,980 --> 01:57:30,910
Sir, anything you order
is free of charge, sir.

2581
01:57:30,980 --> 01:57:33,040
Why is it
free of charge?

2582
01:57:33,120 --> 01:57:34,210
Don't... Don't ask.

2583
01:57:34,280 --> 01:57:35,340
Whatever.

2584
01:57:35,420 --> 01:57:38,050
I'll have the clam chowder,
the fried chicken

2585
01:57:38,120 --> 01:57:39,210
with the baked potato
with everything,

2586
01:57:39,290 --> 01:57:40,760
and a chocolate
chiffon pie.

2587
01:57:40,820 --> 01:57:42,920
Clean food, please.

2588
01:57:42,990 --> 01:57:44,750
In that case, sir,
may I advise against

2589
01:57:44,830 --> 01:57:46,050
the lady eating
the clam chowder?

2590
01:57:46,130 --> 01:57:48,120
No clam chowder,
thank you.

2591
01:57:50,330 --> 01:57:51,860
You've got
about 30 seconds.

2592
01:57:54,600 --> 01:57:55,500
Marla, I know that
I've been acting

2593
01:57:55,600 --> 01:57:56,800
very, very strange.

2594
01:57:56,870 --> 01:57:59,030
OK, I know that
it's got to seem

2595
01:57:59,110 --> 01:58:00,170
like there's
2 sides to me...

2596
01:58:00,240 --> 01:58:01,170
2 sides?

2597
01:58:01,240 --> 01:58:02,510
You're Dr. Jekyll
and Mr. Jackass.

2598
01:58:02,610 --> 01:58:03,510
I deserve that,
but...

2599
01:58:03,610 --> 01:58:04,770
I've come
to realize something

2600
01:58:04,850 --> 01:58:05,780
very, very
important.

2601
01:58:05,850 --> 01:58:06,910
What?

2602
01:58:06,980 --> 01:58:08,420
The full extent
of our relationship

2603
01:58:08,480 --> 01:58:10,510
wasn't really clear
to me up until now,

2604
01:58:10,620 --> 01:58:11,810
for reasons I'm not
going to go into,

2605
01:58:11,890 --> 01:58:13,320
but the important
thing is, I know

2606
01:58:13,390 --> 01:58:14,580
that I haven't been
treating you so nice.

2607
01:58:14,660 --> 01:58:15,590
Yeah, whatever.

2608
01:58:15,660 --> 01:58:16,620
No, no...
15 seconds.

2609
01:58:16,690 --> 01:58:17,890
15 seconds,
please, please.

2610
01:58:17,960 --> 01:58:19,790
15 seconds, don't
open your mouth.

2611
01:58:19,860 --> 01:58:22,420
I'm trying to tell you
that I'm sorry.

2612
01:58:22,500 --> 01:58:23,690
Because what
I've come to realize

2613
01:58:23,770 --> 01:58:26,500
is that I really
like you, Marla.

2614
01:58:27,740 --> 01:58:29,030
You do?

2615
01:58:29,100 --> 01:58:30,630
I really do.

2616
01:58:30,710 --> 01:58:31,670
I care about you

2617
01:58:31,740 --> 01:58:32,760
and I don't want
anything bad

2618
01:58:32,840 --> 01:58:35,400
to happen to you
because of me.

2619
01:58:35,480 --> 01:58:38,170
Marla, your life
is in danger.

2620
01:58:39,310 --> 01:58:40,250
What?

2621
01:58:40,320 --> 01:58:42,720
You need to leave
town for a while.

2622
01:58:42,780 --> 01:58:44,050
Get out of
any major city

2623
01:58:44,120 --> 01:58:45,250
and just go camping
or something.

2624
01:58:45,320 --> 01:58:46,380
You're an insane person.

2625
01:58:46,460 --> 01:58:47,510
No, no,
I've involved you

2626
01:58:47,620 --> 01:58:49,420
in something terrible
that's about to happen.

2627
01:58:49,490 --> 01:58:50,920
No.
Shut up,

2628
01:58:50,990 --> 01:58:52,150
shut up!

2629
01:58:55,360 --> 01:58:57,090
Listen,
I tried, Tyler.

2630
01:58:57,170 --> 01:58:58,330
I really tried.

2631
01:58:58,400 --> 01:58:59,330
I know you did.

2632
01:58:59,400 --> 01:59:01,370
There are things
about you I like.

2633
01:59:01,440 --> 01:59:02,930
You're smart,
you're funny,

2634
01:59:03,010 --> 01:59:05,370
you're spectacular
in bed.

2635
01:59:05,440 --> 01:59:08,570
But you're
intolerable.

2636
01:59:08,680 --> 01:59:11,540
You have very serious
emotional problems.

2637
01:59:11,650 --> 01:59:13,410
Deep-seated problems
for which you should seek

2638
01:59:13,480 --> 01:59:14,810
professional help.

2639
01:59:14,880 --> 01:59:16,280
I know,
and I'm sorry.

2640
01:59:16,350 --> 01:59:17,220
Yeah, you're sorry,
I'm sorry,

2641
01:59:17,290 --> 01:59:18,410
everyone's sorry.
But...

2642
01:59:19,960 --> 01:59:21,650
I can't
do this anymore.

2643
01:59:22,760 --> 01:59:24,280
I can't.

2644
01:59:24,360 --> 01:59:25,350
And I won't.

2645
01:59:26,930 --> 01:59:27,950
I'm gone.

2646
01:59:29,670 --> 01:59:30,560
You can't leave,
Marla,

2647
01:59:30,670 --> 01:59:32,330
you're not safe!

2648
01:59:32,360 --> 01:59:32,370
you're not safe!

2649
01:59:36,240 --> 01:59:37,170
No!
Leave me alone!

2650
01:59:37,240 --> 01:59:39,100
Marla, I'm trying
to protect you.

2651
01:59:39,170 --> 01:59:40,700
I don't ever want
to see you again!

2652
01:59:40,780 --> 01:59:42,440
That's fine, if
that's what it takes...

2653
01:59:42,510 --> 01:59:43,840
You wait.
Wait right here.

2654
01:59:45,050 --> 01:59:46,740
[Brakes Squealing]

2655
01:59:48,480 --> 01:59:49,450
Hold it
right there.

2656
01:59:49,480 --> 01:59:50,450
- [Honking]
- Shut up!

2657
01:59:50,490 --> 01:59:51,510
Shut up!

2658
01:59:51,590 --> 01:59:53,450
Take this money
and get on this bus.

2659
01:59:53,490 --> 01:59:54,460
And I promise you

2660
01:59:54,490 --> 01:59:55,510
I will never
bother you again

2661
01:59:55,560 --> 01:59:56,490
if that's
what you want.

2662
01:59:56,560 --> 01:59:57,820
- [Honks]
- Shut up!

2663
01:59:57,890 --> 01:59:59,220
Please get
on the bus.

2664
01:59:59,290 --> 02:00:00,690
Please get
on the bus!

2665
02:00:02,460 --> 02:00:03,590
Why are you
doing this?

2666
02:00:03,700 --> 02:00:05,290
Because they think you're
some kind of a threat.

2667
02:00:05,370 --> 02:00:06,460
I... I can't explain it
right now,

2668
02:00:06,500 --> 02:00:07,470
just trust me.

2669
02:00:07,500 --> 02:00:08,470
If I see
where you're going,

2670
02:00:08,500 --> 02:00:09,470
you will
not be safe.

2671
02:00:09,500 --> 02:00:10,730
I'm not paying
this back.

2672
02:00:10,810 --> 02:00:12,270
I consider it
asshole tax.

2673
02:00:12,340 --> 02:00:14,430
That's fine. Remember,
stay out of major cities

2674
02:00:14,510 --> 02:00:15,600
for at least
a couple of days, OK?

2675
02:00:15,710 --> 02:00:16,610
Tyler.

2676
02:00:18,250 --> 02:00:19,540
You're
the worst thing

2677
02:00:19,610 --> 02:00:21,050
that ever
happened to me.

2678
02:00:28,560 --> 02:00:29,490
[Honking]

2679
02:00:36,130 --> 02:00:37,500
Hello.

2680
02:00:37,530 --> 02:00:39,160
I need you
to arrest me.

2681
02:00:39,230 --> 02:00:41,500
I am the leader of
a terrorist organization

2682
02:00:41,570 --> 02:00:43,900
responsible for numerous
acts of vandalism,

2683
02:00:43,970 --> 02:00:45,630
and assault
all over this city.

2684
02:00:46,740 --> 02:00:47,970
...in the
metropolitan area,

2685
02:00:48,040 --> 02:00:50,530
with probably a couple
hundred members.

2686
02:00:50,610 --> 02:00:51,740
Chapters
have sprung up

2687
02:00:51,810 --> 02:00:54,540
in 5 or 6 other
major cities already.

2688
02:00:54,620 --> 02:00:57,680
This is a tightly
regimented organization,

2689
02:00:57,790 --> 02:00:59,880
with many cells
capable of operating

2690
02:00:59,960 --> 02:01:02,980
completely independent
of central leadership.

2691
02:01:03,060 --> 02:01:05,190
Look, look,
go to that house, OK?

2692
02:01:05,260 --> 02:01:07,390
1537 Paper Street.

2693
02:01:07,460 --> 02:01:09,400
That's our headquarters.

2694
02:01:09,460 --> 02:01:11,990
In the back,
buried in the garden,

2695
02:01:12,070 --> 02:01:15,160
you'll find the body
of Robert Paulson.

2696
02:01:15,240 --> 02:01:17,170
In the basement,

2697
02:01:17,240 --> 02:01:18,430
you're gonna find
some bathtubs

2698
02:01:18,510 --> 02:01:20,030
that have been used
very recently

2699
02:01:20,110 --> 02:01:24,140
to make large quantities
of nitroglycerin.

2700
02:01:24,210 --> 02:01:25,270
I believe the plan

2701
02:01:25,350 --> 02:01:27,110
is to blow up
the headquarters

2702
02:01:27,180 --> 02:01:28,770
of these credit card
companies,

2703
02:01:28,850 --> 02:01:30,680
and the T.R.W. building.

2704
02:01:32,450 --> 02:01:33,650
Why these buildings?

2705
02:01:33,720 --> 02:01:35,780
Why credit card
companies?

2706
02:01:35,860 --> 02:01:37,650
If you erase
the debt record,

2707
02:01:37,730 --> 02:01:40,250
then we all
go back to zero.

2708
02:01:40,330 --> 02:01:42,350
It'll create
total chaos.

2709
02:01:45,130 --> 02:01:46,120
Keep him talking.

2710
02:01:46,200 --> 02:01:47,190
I need to make
a phone call.

2711
02:01:58,080 --> 02:02:00,010
I really admire
what you're doing.

2712
02:02:01,650 --> 02:02:02,580
What?

2713
02:02:02,650 --> 02:02:04,880
You're a brave man
to order this.

2714
02:02:04,950 --> 02:02:06,580
You're a genius,
sir.

2715
02:02:06,660 --> 02:02:09,590
You said, if anyone
ever interferes

2716
02:02:09,660 --> 02:02:11,460
with Project Mayhem...
even you...

2717
02:02:11,490 --> 02:02:13,830
we gotta
get his balls.

2718
02:02:15,300 --> 02:02:16,260
It's useless
to fight.

2719
02:02:16,330 --> 02:02:17,460
This is really
a powerful gesture,

2720
02:02:17,500 --> 02:02:18,470
Mr. Durden.

2721
02:02:18,500 --> 02:02:19,760
It'll set quite
an example.

2722
02:02:19,870 --> 02:02:21,960
You're making
a big mistake, fellas.

2723
02:02:22,040 --> 02:02:22,970
You said
you'd say that.

2724
02:02:23,040 --> 02:02:24,510
I'm not
Tyler Durden!

2725
02:02:24,540 --> 02:02:26,100
You told us
you'd say that, too.

2726
02:02:26,170 --> 02:02:29,010
All right,
I am Tyler Durden.

2727
02:02:29,080 --> 02:02:30,270
Listen to me,

2728
02:02:30,350 --> 02:02:31,900
I'm giving you
a direct order.

2729
02:02:31,980 --> 02:02:33,970
We are aborting this
mission, right now.

2730
02:02:34,050 --> 02:02:35,450
You said you would
definitely say that.

2731
02:02:41,620 --> 02:02:42,650
Are you fucking
out of your minds?

2732
02:02:42,720 --> 02:02:44,060
You're
police officers!

2733
02:02:47,060 --> 02:02:48,190
Somebody
timing this?

2734
02:02:48,260 --> 02:02:49,200
No! No!

2735
02:02:49,260 --> 02:02:50,750
Keep your
mouth shut!

2736
02:02:50,870 --> 02:02:51,760
[Knock On Door]

2737
02:02:51,870 --> 02:02:52,770
Shit.

2738
02:02:55,540 --> 02:02:56,500
Yeah?

2739
02:02:56,570 --> 02:02:57,600
Hey, you know, some
of this information

2740
02:02:57,670 --> 02:02:58,970
checks out.

2741
02:02:59,040 --> 02:03:00,560
Let's go over
to that house

2742
02:03:00,640 --> 02:03:01,700
on Paper Street.

2743
02:03:01,780 --> 02:03:02,870
Be right there.

2744
02:03:02,940 --> 02:03:03,880
[Door Closes]

2745
02:03:03,950 --> 02:03:05,310
Hey! Wait!

2746
02:03:05,380 --> 02:03:06,570
I got him.

2747
02:03:06,650 --> 02:03:07,950
Sir, we have
to do this, sir.

2748
02:03:08,020 --> 02:03:09,140
Stop fighting.

2749
02:03:09,220 --> 02:03:10,510
Where's the rubber band?

2750
02:03:10,550 --> 02:03:11,640
Get away from me!

2751
02:03:11,720 --> 02:03:12,650
Drop that
fucking knife!

2752
02:03:12,720 --> 02:03:13,650
Drop it!

2753
02:03:16,930 --> 02:03:17,820
Back up.

2754
02:03:17,930 --> 02:03:18,980
Face down
on the floor,

2755
02:03:19,060 --> 02:03:19,990
both of you,
right now!

2756
02:03:22,530 --> 02:03:24,160
Get down
on the floor!

2757
02:03:28,740 --> 02:03:30,710
First person comes out
this fucking door

2758
02:03:30,770 --> 02:03:32,970
gets a... gets a lead salad,
you understand?

2759
02:03:54,130 --> 02:03:55,060
[Horns Blaring]

2760
02:03:58,000 --> 02:03:59,860
Get away!
Get away!

2761
02:04:12,580 --> 02:04:14,070
I ran.

2762
02:04:15,580 --> 02:04:17,350
I ran until
my muscles burned

2763
02:04:17,420 --> 02:04:19,510
and my veins pumped
battery acid.

2764
02:04:22,320 --> 02:04:23,990
Then I ran
some more.

2765
02:05:05,570 --> 02:05:07,430
What the fuck
are you doing?

2766
02:05:07,500 --> 02:05:09,090
Running around
in your underpants.

2767
02:05:09,170 --> 02:05:10,470
Man, you look
like a crazy person.

2768
02:05:10,510 --> 02:05:12,270
No, I'm
onto you.

2769
02:05:12,340 --> 02:05:13,470
I know what's
going on here.

2770
02:05:13,510 --> 02:05:14,570
Well come on,
then.

2771
02:05:14,640 --> 02:05:16,170
I got us a great place
to watch from.

2772
02:05:16,240 --> 02:05:17,470
[Grunting]

2773
02:05:17,510 --> 02:05:18,570
It'll be like
pay-per-view.

2774
02:06:07,530 --> 02:06:08,500
Oh, Christ.

2775
02:06:08,530 --> 02:06:10,460
Now what
are you doing?

2776
02:06:10,500 --> 02:06:11,590
I'm stopping this.

2777
02:06:11,670 --> 02:06:14,690
Why? Greatest thing
you've ever done, man.

2778
02:06:14,770 --> 02:06:16,430
No, I can't
let this happen.

2779
02:06:16,500 --> 02:06:17,990
You know there
are 10 other bombs

2780
02:06:18,110 --> 02:06:19,540
in 10 other buildings.

2781
02:06:19,610 --> 02:06:20,970
God damn it, since when
is Project Mayhem

2782
02:06:21,080 --> 02:06:21,970
about murder?

2783
02:06:22,080 --> 02:06:23,370
The buildings
are empty.

2784
02:06:23,450 --> 02:06:24,970
Security and maintenance,
all our people.

2785
02:06:25,080 --> 02:06:26,270
We're not killing
anyone, man,

2786
02:06:26,350 --> 02:06:27,540
we're setting 'em free.

2787
02:06:27,620 --> 02:06:28,550
Bob is dead.

2788
02:06:28,620 --> 02:06:30,380
They shot him
in the head.

2789
02:06:30,450 --> 02:06:31,680
You wanna
make an omelet,

2790
02:06:31,750 --> 02:06:33,350
you gotta
break some eggs.

2791
02:06:33,420 --> 02:06:34,650
No, I'm not
listening to you.

2792
02:06:34,720 --> 02:06:35,780
You're not
even there.

2793
02:06:43,600 --> 02:06:44,570
Wouldn't do that.

2794
02:06:44,630 --> 02:06:47,430
Not unless I knew which
wires were what.

2795
02:06:47,500 --> 02:06:49,160
If you know,
then I know.

2796
02:06:54,810 --> 02:06:55,740
Or...

2797
02:06:55,810 --> 02:06:56,740
maybe I knew
you'd know,

2798
02:06:56,810 --> 02:06:57,840
so I spent
the whole day

2799
02:06:57,910 --> 02:06:59,110
thinking about
the wrong ones.

2800
02:07:07,720 --> 02:07:08,710
You think?

2801
02:07:10,760 --> 02:07:12,560
Oh, heavens no,
not the green one.

2802
02:07:13,730 --> 02:07:15,060
Pull any one
but the green one.

2803
02:07:20,940 --> 02:07:22,800
I asked you
not to do that!

2804
02:07:28,440 --> 02:07:29,710
Tyler, get away
from the van.

2805
02:07:32,750 --> 02:07:34,210
Tyler, I'm
not kidding!

2806
02:07:34,280 --> 02:07:36,180
Get away
from the van!

2807
02:07:36,250 --> 02:07:37,510
God damn it!

2808
02:07:38,790 --> 02:07:40,280
Whoa!

2809
02:07:40,360 --> 02:07:41,290
Whoa!

2810
02:07:44,490 --> 02:07:47,290
OK, you are now
firing a gun

2811
02:07:47,360 --> 02:07:48,590
at your imaginary
friend

2812
02:07:48,660 --> 02:07:51,390
near 400 gallons
of nitroglycerin!

2813
02:07:53,640 --> 02:07:55,360
Look, Tyler,
Tyler!

2814
02:07:58,470 --> 02:07:59,670
Ahh!

2815
02:08:08,820 --> 02:08:10,510
Aw, come on.

2816
02:08:10,550 --> 02:08:11,750
Don't go.

2817
02:08:50,430 --> 02:08:51,550
What?!

2818
02:09:37,510 --> 02:09:38,630
3 minutes.

2819
02:09:38,710 --> 02:09:41,000
This is it.

2820
02:09:41,080 --> 02:09:43,130
The beginning.

2821
02:09:43,210 --> 02:09:45,180
Ground zero.

2822
02:09:45,280 --> 02:09:47,210
I think this is about
where we came in.

2823
02:09:47,320 --> 02:09:48,280
Would you like
to say a few words

2824
02:09:48,350 --> 02:09:50,110
to mark the occasion?

2825
02:09:50,180 --> 02:09:51,950
[Mumbling]

2826
02:09:52,020 --> 02:09:53,210
I'm sorry?

2827
02:09:53,320 --> 02:09:55,920
I still can't think
of anything.

2828
02:09:57,590 --> 02:09:59,720
Ah, flashback humor.

2829
02:10:04,930 --> 02:10:06,590
It's getting
exciting now.

2830
02:10:08,970 --> 02:10:09,990
2 and 1/2.

2831
02:10:10,070 --> 02:10:11,000
Think of everything

2832
02:10:11,070 --> 02:10:12,600
we've accomplished,
man.

2833
02:10:13,980 --> 02:10:15,810
Out these windows,
we will view

2834
02:10:15,880 --> 02:10:17,500
the collapse
of financial history.

2835
02:10:18,650 --> 02:10:21,010
One step closer to
economic equilibrium.

2836
02:10:35,960 --> 02:10:37,360
Why is she here?

2837
02:10:37,430 --> 02:10:39,370
Tying up loose ends.

2838
02:10:39,430 --> 02:10:42,490
[Marla] Put me down,
you bald-headed fucks!

2839
02:10:42,570 --> 02:10:43,800
I'm begging you,

2840
02:10:43,870 --> 02:10:44,800
please don't
do this.

2841
02:10:44,870 --> 02:10:45,800
I'm not doing this.

2842
02:10:45,870 --> 02:10:47,570
We are doing this.

2843
02:10:47,640 --> 02:10:48,700
This is what we want.

2844
02:10:48,780 --> 02:10:50,840
No, I don't
want this.

2845
02:10:50,910 --> 02:10:54,040
Right, except you
is meaningless now.

2846
02:10:54,120 --> 02:10:55,780
We have to forget
about you.

2847
02:10:55,850 --> 02:10:58,110
Jesus, you're
a voice in my head.

2848
02:10:58,190 --> 02:10:59,480
You're a voice
in mine.

2849
02:10:59,550 --> 02:11:01,020
You're a fucking
hallucination,

2850
02:11:01,090 --> 02:11:02,220
why can't I
get rid of you?

2851
02:11:02,290 --> 02:11:03,220
You need me.

2852
02:11:03,290 --> 02:11:05,460
No, I don't,
I really don't anymore.

2853
02:11:05,480 --> 02:11:05,500
No, I don't,
I really don't anymore.

2854
02:11:05,560 --> 02:11:06,580
Hey, you created me.

2855
02:11:06,660 --> 02:11:08,460
I didn't create
some loser alter ego

2856
02:11:08,500 --> 02:11:09,960
to make myself
feel better.

2857
02:11:10,030 --> 02:11:11,090
Take some
responsibility.

2858
02:11:11,170 --> 02:11:12,390
I do.

2859
02:11:12,470 --> 02:11:14,460
I am responsible
for all of it,

2860
02:11:14,500 --> 02:11:15,590
and I
accept that.

2861
02:11:15,670 --> 02:11:17,930
So please,
I'm begging you,

2862
02:11:18,010 --> 02:11:19,670
please
call this off.

2863
02:11:22,010 --> 02:11:23,870
Have I ever
let us down?

2864
02:11:25,380 --> 02:11:27,640
How far have you come
because of me?

2865
02:11:33,590 --> 02:11:35,580
I will bring us
through this.

2866
02:11:35,660 --> 02:11:37,590
As always,

2867
02:11:37,660 --> 02:11:39,850
I will carry you,
kicking and screaming,

2868
02:11:39,930 --> 02:11:42,050
and in the end,
you will thank me.

2869
02:11:42,130 --> 02:11:44,030
Tyler.

2870
02:11:44,100 --> 02:11:46,290
Tyler, I'm
grateful to you

2871
02:11:46,400 --> 02:11:47,630
for everything

2872
02:11:47,700 --> 02:11:48,690
that you've
done for me.

2873
02:11:48,770 --> 02:11:50,330
But this
is too much.

2874
02:11:50,440 --> 02:11:51,930
I don't
want this.

2875
02:11:52,010 --> 02:11:52,940
What do you want?!

2876
02:11:53,010 --> 02:11:54,270
Want to go back
to the shit job,

2877
02:11:54,340 --> 02:11:56,810
fucking condo world,
watching sitcoms?

2878
02:11:56,880 --> 02:11:58,850
Fuck you.
I won't do it.

2879
02:11:58,910 --> 02:12:01,580
Oh, God, this
can't be happening.

2880
02:12:01,650 --> 02:12:04,120
It's already done,
so shut up.

2881
02:12:04,190 --> 02:12:05,120
60 seconds.

2882
02:12:05,190 --> 02:12:06,550
Can you see
alright?

2883
02:12:09,420 --> 02:12:10,820
I can figure this out.

2884
02:12:10,890 --> 02:12:12,480
I can figure this out,
this isn't even real.

2885
02:12:12,530 --> 02:12:14,520
You're not real,
that gun isn't...

2886
02:12:14,600 --> 02:12:16,360
That gun isn't
even in your hand.

2887
02:12:17,900 --> 02:12:19,390
The gun's in my hand.

2888
02:12:25,010 --> 02:12:27,440
Hey, good for you.
Doesn't change a thing.

2889
02:12:36,320 --> 02:12:39,010
Why do you want to put
a gun to your head?

2890
02:12:39,090 --> 02:12:41,920
Not my head, Tyler.

2891
02:12:41,990 --> 02:12:43,750
Our head.

2892
02:12:45,490 --> 02:12:46,890
Interesting.

2893
02:12:50,260 --> 02:12:53,030
Where are you going
with this, I KEA boy?

2894
02:12:59,810 --> 02:13:03,270
Hey, it's you
and me.

2895
02:13:06,250 --> 02:13:07,180
Friends.

2896
02:13:09,220 --> 02:13:10,150
Tyler...

2897
02:13:13,150 --> 02:13:16,060
I want you to
really listen to me.

2898
02:13:16,120 --> 02:13:17,060
OK.

2899
02:13:20,090 --> 02:13:21,790
My eyes are open.

2900
02:13:39,610 --> 02:13:41,480
What's that smell?

2901
02:13:55,830 --> 02:13:57,260
[Elevator Bell Dings]

2902
02:14:01,770 --> 02:14:03,330
Where is
everybody?

2903
02:14:03,400 --> 02:14:04,600
I don't know,
what's goin' on?

2904
02:14:05,670 --> 02:14:06,940
Mr. Durden!

2905
02:14:08,010 --> 02:14:09,370
Oh, my God.

2906
02:14:09,440 --> 02:14:10,380
Sir?

2907
02:14:14,920 --> 02:14:16,040
Are you, uh...

2908
02:14:16,120 --> 02:14:17,950
Are you
alright, sir?

2909
02:14:18,020 --> 02:14:19,250
Oh, yeah, I'm OK.

2910
02:14:19,320 --> 02:14:20,250
You look
terrible, sir.

2911
02:14:20,320 --> 02:14:21,980
What happened?

2912
02:14:22,060 --> 02:14:24,250
Oh, nothing.
It's no problem.

2913
02:14:24,330 --> 02:14:26,090
Oh, no, no, sir,
he's not kidding.

2914
02:14:26,160 --> 02:14:27,320
You look
really awful.

2915
02:14:27,400 --> 02:14:28,520
You need medical
assistance.

2916
02:14:28,630 --> 02:14:30,100
- I'm fine.
- Ugh.

2917
02:14:30,160 --> 02:14:31,150
Look, I'm fine.

2918
02:14:31,230 --> 02:14:33,720
Everything's fine.

2919
02:14:33,800 --> 02:14:37,170
[Marla Shouting]

2920
02:14:37,240 --> 02:14:39,260
Let... Let her go.

2921
02:14:39,340 --> 02:14:40,330
Christ
almighty!

2922
02:14:40,410 --> 02:14:42,270
You!

2923
02:14:42,340 --> 02:14:44,780
Hi, Marla.

2924
02:14:45,850 --> 02:14:46,810
Leave her
with me,

2925
02:14:46,880 --> 02:14:47,810
get your stuff,

2926
02:14:47,880 --> 02:14:48,810
I'll meet you
downstairs.

2927
02:14:48,880 --> 02:14:49,820
Are you sure?

2928
02:14:49,880 --> 02:14:51,850
Yes, I'm sure.

2929
02:14:53,020 --> 02:14:54,990
You fucker!

2930
02:14:55,060 --> 02:14:55,990
What kind of sick
fucking game

2931
02:14:56,060 --> 02:14:56,990
are you
playing now,

2932
02:14:57,060 --> 02:14:57,990
putting me
on a fucking bu...

2933
02:14:58,060 --> 02:14:59,960
Oh, my God,
your face!

2934
02:15:00,030 --> 02:15:01,460
Yeah, I know.

2935
02:15:06,270 --> 02:15:08,200
What happened?

2936
02:15:08,270 --> 02:15:09,430
Don't ask.

2937
02:15:09,500 --> 02:15:10,440
You're shot.

2938
02:15:10,500 --> 02:15:11,870
Yes, I'm shot.

2939
02:15:11,940 --> 02:15:13,460
Oh, my God.

2940
02:15:13,510 --> 02:15:14,970
I can't believe
he's standing.

2941
02:15:15,040 --> 02:15:16,480
One tough
motherfucker.

2942
02:15:20,350 --> 02:15:22,210
Who did this?

2943
02:15:22,280 --> 02:15:24,810
I did, actually.

2944
02:15:24,890 --> 02:15:26,280
Find some gauze.

2945
02:15:28,290 --> 02:15:30,350
You shot
yourself?

2946
02:15:30,420 --> 02:15:31,480
Yes, but it's OK.

2947
02:15:31,530 --> 02:15:33,120
Marla, look at me.

2948
02:15:33,190 --> 02:15:35,460
I'm really OK.

2949
02:15:35,500 --> 02:15:37,490
Trust me.

2950
02:15:37,530 --> 02:15:39,290
Everything's
gonna be fine.

2951
02:15:52,380 --> 02:15:54,180
You met me at
a very strange time

2952
02:15:54,250 --> 02:15:55,510
in my life.

2953
02:15:57,520 --> 02:15:59,040
With your feet
on the air

2954
02:15:59,120 --> 02:16:01,590
And your head
on the ground

2955
02:16:04,860 --> 02:16:09,190
Try this trick
and spin it, yeah

2956
02:16:10,400 --> 02:16:12,160
Your head'll
collapse

2957
02:16:12,230 --> 02:16:13,960
If there's
nothing in it

2958
02:16:14,040 --> 02:16:15,300
And you'll ask
yourself

2959
02:16:16,070 --> 02:16:17,240
Where is my mind?

2960
02:16:17,270 --> 02:16:18,930
Where is my mind?

2961
02:16:19,010 --> 02:16:20,970
Where is my mind?

2962
02:16:21,040 --> 02:16:24,980
Where is my mind?

2963
02:16:32,950 --> 02:16:39,020
Way out in the water,
see it swimming

2964
02:16:44,830 --> 02:16:48,530
I was swimming
in the Caribbean

2965
02:16:51,510 --> 02:16:56,970
Animals were hiding
behind the rock

2966
02:16:57,040 --> 02:16:59,140
Except for little fish

2967
02:16:59,210 --> 02:17:00,510
When they told me
east is west

2968
02:17:00,580 --> 02:17:02,780
Trying to talk
to me, coy koi

2969
02:17:02,850 --> 02:17:05,820
Where is my mind?

2970
02:17:05,890 --> 02:17:07,790
Where is my mind?

2971
02:17:07,860 --> 02:17:12,260
Where is my mind?

2972
02:17:19,570 --> 02:17:26,370
Way out in the water,
see it swimming

2973
02:17:39,650 --> 02:17:41,050
With your feet
on the air

2974
02:17:41,120 --> 02:17:43,680
And your head
on the ground

2975
02:17:46,690 --> 02:17:50,530
Try this trick
and spin it, yeah

2976
02:17:52,230 --> 02:17:55,730
Your head'll collapse
if there's nothing in it

2977
02:17:55,840 --> 02:17:57,900
And you'll ask yourself

2978
02:17:57,970 --> 02:18:00,500
Where is my mind?

2979
02:18:00,540 --> 02:18:02,840
Where is my mind?

2980
02:18:02,910 --> 02:18:07,140
Where is my mind?

2981
02:18:14,460 --> 02:18:21,020
Way out in the water,
see it swimming

2982
02:18:22,305 --> 02:19:22,544
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