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Who are the real-world Illuminati ?
Find out @ saveanilluminati.com

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People are always asking me

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if I know Tyler Durden.

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3 minutes.

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Ground zero.

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Would you like to say a few
words to mark the occasion?

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With a gun barrel between your teeth,

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you speak only in vowels.

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I can't think of anything.

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For a second I totally forget

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about Tyler's whole
controlled demolition thing,

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and I wonder how clean that gun is.

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Getting exciting now.

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That old saying,

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how you always hurt the one you love?

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Well, it works both ways.

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We have front row seats

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for this theater of mass destruction.

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The demolitions committee
of Project Mayhem

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wrapped the foundation
columns of a dozen buildings

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with blasting gelatin. In 2 minutes,

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primary charges will blow base charges

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and a few square blocks

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will be reduced to smoldering rubble.

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I know this...

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because Tyler knows this.

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2 1/2.

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Think of everything we've accomplished.

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And suddenly, I realize
that all of this:

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The gun, the bombs, the revolution...

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has got something to do with
a girl named Marla Singer.

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Bob. Bob had bitch-tits.

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This was a support group for
men with testicular cancer.

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The big moosey slobbering all over me,

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that was Bob.

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We're still men.

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Yes, we're men.

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Men is what we are.

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8 months ago, Bob's
testicles were removed.

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Then hormone therapy.
He developed bitch-tits

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because his testosterone was too high,

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and his body upped the estrogen.

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And that was where I fit...

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They're gonna have to
open up my pecks again

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and drain the fluid.

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Between those huge, sweating tits

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that hung enormous the way
you'd think of God’s as big.

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OK. You cry now.

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No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier.

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For 6 months, I couldn't sleep.

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I couldn't sleep. I couldn't sleep.

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With insomnia, nothing's real.

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Everything's far away.

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Everything's a copy of a copy of a copy.

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When deep space exploration ramps up,

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it'll be the corporations
that names everything:

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The I.B.M. Stellar sphere,

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the Microsoft Galaxy,

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Planet Starbucks.

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Gonna need you out of town
a little more this week.

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We got some red flags to cover.

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It must've been Tuesday.

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He was wearing his cornflower-blue tie.

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You want me to deprioritize
my current reports

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until you advise of a status upgrade?

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Make these your primary action items.

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Here's your flight coupons.

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Call me from the road
if there's any snags.

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He was full of pep.

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Must have had his grandee latte enema.

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Like so many others,
I had become a slave

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to the IKEA nesting instinct.

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Uh, yes. I'd like to order
the Erica Pekkary dust ruffles.

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Please hold.

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If I saw something clever

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Like a little coffee table
in the shape of a yin-yang,

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I had to have it.

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The Klipske personal office unit,

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the Hovetrekke home exert-bike,

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or the Johannshamn sofa

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with the Strinne green stripe pattern.

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Even the Rizlampa wire lamps

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of environmentally
friendly unbleached paper.

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I'd flip through catalogs and wonder:

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What kind of dining set
defines me as a person?

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I had it all.

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Even the glass dishes

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with tiny bubbles and imperfections.

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Proof that they were crafted
by the honest, simple,

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hard-working
indigenous peoples of -

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Please hold.

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Wherever.

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I was holding.

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We used to read pornography.

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Now it was the Horchow collection.

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No, you can't die from insomnia.

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What about narcolepsy?

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I nod off. I wake up in strange places.

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I have no idea how I got there.

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You need to lighten up.

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Can you please just get me something?

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Red and blue Tuenois,
lipstick-red Seconais.

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No. You need healthy natural sleep.

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Chew some Valerian root
and get more exercise.

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Hey, come on. I'm in pain.

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You wanna see pain?

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Swing by First Methodist Tuesday nights.

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See the guys with testicular cancer.

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That's pain.

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I always wanted 3 kids,

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2 boys and a girl.

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Mindy wanted 2 girls and a boy.

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We never could agree on anything.

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Well, uh, you know, she-

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She had her first child last week, a...

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a girl.

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With-With her, uh,
with her new husband.

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Fuck.

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Hey-Hey, thank God, you know.

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I'm-I'm glad for her.

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Because she deserves it.

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Everyone, let's thank Thomas
for sharing himself with us.

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Thank you, Thomas.

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I look around this room,
and I see a lot of courage,

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and that gives me strength.

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We give each other strength.

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It's time for
the one-on-ones.

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So let's all of us here
follow Thomas' good example

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and really open ourselves up.

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Would you find a partner?

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And this is how I met the big moosey...

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Come on. Let's go over here.

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His eyes already
shrink-wrapped in tears...

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knees together, those
awkward little steps.

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My name is Bob.

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Bob.

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Bob had been a champion body-builder.

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You know that chest-expansion program

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you see on late-night
TV? That was his idea.

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I was a juicer.

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You know, using steroids.

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Diabonal and...

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Wistrol. Oh, they use that

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on racehorses, for Christ sakes.

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And now I'm bankrupt.

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I'm divorced.

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My 2 grown kids...

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won't even return my phone calls.

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Strangers with this kind of honesty

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make me go a big rubbery one.

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Go ahead, Cornelius.

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You can cry.

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And then, something happened.

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I let go.

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That's really good.

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Lost in oblivion...

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dark and silent and complete.

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I found freedom.

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Losing all hope was freedom.

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It's OK.

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Babies don't sleep this well.

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I became addicted.

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Come on.

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If I didn't say anything...

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people always assumed the worst.

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Welcome, Travis.

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Welcome, Travis.

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They cried harder...

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then I cried harder.

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Now we're going to open the green door,

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the heart chakra.

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I wasn't really dying.

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I wasn't host to cancer or parasites.

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I was the warm little center

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that the life of this
world crowded around.

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Imagine your pain

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as a white ball of healing light.

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It moves over your body, healing you.

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Now, keep this going.
Remember to breathe,

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and step forward

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through the back door of the room.

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Where does it lead?

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To your cave.

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Step forward into your cave.

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That's right.

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You're going deeper into your cave,

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and you're going to
find your power animal.

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Slide.

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Every evening, I died...

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and every evening, I was born again.

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Resurrected.

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Bob loved me because he thought

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my testicles were removed, too.

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Being there...

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pressed against his tits,

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ready to cry.

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This was my vacation.

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And she ruined everything.

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This is cancer, right?

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This chick Marla Singer

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did not have testicular cancer.

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She was a liar.

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She had no diseases at all.

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I had seen her at Free and Clear

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my blood parasites group Thursdays.

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Then at Hope, my bimonthly
sickle cell circle.

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And again at Seize the Day,

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my tuberculosis Friday night.

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Marla, the big tourist.

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Her lie reflected my lie,

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and suddenly, I felt nothing.

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I couldn't cry.

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So once again, I couldn't sleep.

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Next group, after guided meditation,

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after we open our heart chakras,

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when it's time to hug,

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I'm gonna grab that little bitch

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Marla Singer and scream...

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Marla, you liar! You big tourist!

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I need this! Now get out!

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I hadn't slept in 4 days.

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Absolutely. We'll just let that dry.

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When you have insomnia,

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you're never really asleep...

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and you're never really awake.

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To begin tonight's communion,

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Chloe would like to say a few words.

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Oh, yeah... Chloe.

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Chloe looked the way

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Meryl Streep's skeleton would look

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if you made it smile
and walk around the party

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being extra nice to everybody.

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Well, I'm still here,

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but I don't know for how long.

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That's as much certainty

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as anyone can give me.

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But I've got some good news.

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I no longer have

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any fear of death.

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But I am in a pretty lonely place.

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No one will have sex with me.

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I'm so close to the end,

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and all I want is to get
laid for the last time.

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I have pornographic
movies in my apartment,

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and lubricants and amyl nitrate.

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Chloe...

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Everyone, let's thank Chloe.

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Now, let's... ready ourselves

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for guided meditation.

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You're standing at the
entrance of your cave.

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You step inside your cave, and you walk.

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If I did have a tumor...

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I'd name it Marla.

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Marla...

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the little scratch on
the roof of your mouth

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that would heal if only
you could stop tonguing it,

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but you can't.

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...deeper into your cave

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as you walk.

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You feel the healing
energy of this place

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all around you.

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Now find your power animal.

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Slide.

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OK. Now let's partner up.

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Pick someone special to you tonight.

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Hey.

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We need to talk.

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Sure.

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I'm onto you.

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What?

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Yeah. You're a faker.

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You're not dying.

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Sorry?

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In the Tibetan philosophy,
Sylvia Plath sense of the word,

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I know we're all
- we're all dying, all right?

276
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But you're not dying the way
Chloe back there is dying.

277
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:52,500
So?

278
00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:55,300
So you're a tourist.

279
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,300
OK? I've seen you. I saw you-

280
00:14:57,300 --> 00:14:58,600
saw you at melanoma,

281
00:14:58,600 --> 00:14:59,900
saw you at tuberculosis,

282
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,900
I saw you at testicular cancer.

283
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,500
I saw you practicing this.

284
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:04,800
Practicing what?

285
00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:05,900
Telling me off.

286
00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:08,600
Is it going as well as you hoped...

287
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:09,600
"RUPERT"?

288
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,000
I'll expose you.

289
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,000
Go ahead. I'll expose you.

290
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,200
All right, come together.

291
00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:16,500
Let yourselves cry.

292
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,400
Oh, God, why are you doing this?

293
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,900
It's cheaper than a movie,
and there's free coffee.

294
00:15:27,900 --> 00:15:28,900
No, look...

295
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,700
this is important, OK?

296
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:31,800
These are my groups.

297
00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:33,300
I've been coming here for over a year.

298
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,400
Why do you do it?

299
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:36,500
I don't know.

300
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:37,900
When people think you're dying,

301
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,600
man, they really, really listen to you

302
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:40,700
instead of just...

303
00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:44,200
Instead of just waiting
for their turn to speak.

304
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,100
Yeah.

305
00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:47,700
Yeah.

306
00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:50,100
Share yourself... completely.

307
00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:52,600
OK, you don't want to get into this.

308
00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,200
It becomes an addiction.

309
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,200
Really?

310
00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:56,400
I'm not kidding.

311
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:58,500
I can't cry if there's
another faker present,

312
00:15:58,500 --> 00:15:59,600
and I need this.

313
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:01,400
So you got to find somewhere else to go.

314
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,700
Candy stripe a cancer ward.

315
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,700
It's not my problem.

316
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,400
Wait, wait, wait.

317
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:10,900
Whoa. Hold on. I'll tell you.

318
00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:12,400
We're gonna split up the week, OK?

319
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,500
You take lymphoma and tuberculosis-

320
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:15,600
You take tuberculosis.

321
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,100
My smoking doesn't go over at all.

322
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,600
OK. Good. Fine.

323
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,700
Testicular cancer should
be no contest, I think.

324
00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:21,600
Well, technically,

325
00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:23,400
I have more right to be there than you.

326
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,500
You still have your bails.

327
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:25,500
You're kidding.

328
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,200
I don't know. Am I?

329
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,800
No. No.

330
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:29,800
What do you want?

331
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,300
I'll take the parasites.

332
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,900
You can't have both the parasites,

333
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:34,200
but why don't you take
the blood parasites-

334
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,500
I want brain parasites.

335
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,100
I'll take the blood parasites,

336
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,800
but I'm gonna take the
organic brain dementia-

337
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:39,800
I want that.

338
00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:41,000
You can't have the whole brain.

339
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:43,700
So far you have 4. I only have 2.

340
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:44,800
OK.

341
00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:47,500
Take both the parasites. They're yours.

342
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:49,300
Now we both have 3.

343
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,500
Hey, you left half your clothes!

344
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,800
What, are you selling those?

345
00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:14,600
Yes! I'm selling some clothes.

346
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:15,600
So,

347
00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:17,000
we each have 3. That's 6.

348
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,200
What about the seventh day?
I want ascending bowel cancer.

349
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,600
The girl had done her homework.

350
00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:21,600
Thank you.

351
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:22,500
No. No, I...

352
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,800
I want bowel cancer.

353
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,500
That's your favorite, too?

354
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:28,700
Try to slip it by me, eh?

355
00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:30,200
Look, we're gonna split it, OK?

356
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,000
Take the first and third
Sunday of the month.

357
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,200
Deal.

358
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:40,500
Looks like this is good-bye.

359
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,600
Well, let's not make a
big thing out of it, OK?

360
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,400
How's this for not making a big thing?

361
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:50,100
Hey, Marla!

362
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,000
Marla!

363
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,500
May-Maybe we should exchange numbers.

364
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:56,900
Should we?

365
00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:58,900
W-We might want to switch nights.

366
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,300
OK.

367
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,600
This is how I met Marla Singer.

368
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:11,700
Marla's philosophy of life

369
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,900
was that she might die at any moment.

370
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:16,500
The tragedy, she said,
was that she didn't.

371
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:17,700
It doesn't have your name.

372
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:18,700
Who are you,

373
00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:20,800
Cornelius, Rupert,

374
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,100
Travis,

375
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:23,300
any of the stupid names

376
00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:24,500
you give each night?

377
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:30,400
You wake up at SeaTac.

378
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,500
S.F.O...

379
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,500
L.A.X...

380
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,500
You wake up at O'Hare...

381
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,900
Dallas-Fort Worth...

382
00:18:36,900 --> 00:18:38,900
B.W.I...

383
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:41,100
Pacific, mountain, central...

384
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,600
Lose an hour, gain an hour...

385
00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:44,200
Check-in for that flight doesn't begin

386
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:45,700
for another 2 hours, sir.

387
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:49,700
This is your life, and it's
ending one minute at a time.

388
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:52,000
You wake up at Air
Harbor international...

389
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,900
...the aircraft has
come to a complete stop.

390
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,600
If you wake up at a different time,

391
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,500
in a different place,

392
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,600
could you wake up as a different person?

393
00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:02,700
Everywhere I travel,

394
00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:04,100
tiny life...

395
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,000
single-serving sugar...

396
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,100
single-serving cream...

397
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:08,900
single pat of butter...

398
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,800
a microwave cordon-bleu hobby kit.

399
00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:13,600
Shampoo-conditioner combos.

400
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:16,800
Sample package mouthwash,
tiny bars of soap.

401
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,300
The people I meet on each flight,

402
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:24,300
they're single-serving friends.

403
00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:27,100
Between takeoff and landing,
we have our time together,

404
00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:29,300
but that's all we get.

405
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:31,200
Welcome!

406
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,100
On a long enough timeline,

407
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,800
the survival rate for
everyone drops to zero.

408
00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:38,800
I was a recall coordinator.

409
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,800
My job was to apply the formula.

410
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:41,700
Here's where the infant

411
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,100
went through the windshield.

412
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:44,100
3 points.

413
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,500
A new car built by my company

414
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,800
leaves somewhere traveling
at 60 miles per hour.

415
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:50,300
The rear differential locks up.

416
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,200
The teenager's braces

417
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,700
are wrapped around
the back seat ashtray.

418
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:55,100
Might make a good antismoking ad.

419
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,500
The car crashes and burns

420
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,000
with everyone trapped inside.

421
00:19:58,100 --> 00:20:00,600
Now, should we initiate a recall?

422
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,700
The father must've been huge.

423
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:02,900
You see where the fat

424
00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:04,100
has burned to the seat,

425
00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:05,600
the polyester shirt?

426
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,700
- Very modern art.
- Ha ha ha!

427
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:10,600
Take the number of
vehicles in the field, "A,"

428
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:13,200
multiply it by the probable
rate of failure, "B,"

429
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,200
then multiply the result

430
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,600
by the average out-of
- court settlement, "C."

431
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:19,300
"A" times "B" times "C"

432
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,700
equals "X."

433
00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:23,600
If "X" is less than
the cost of a recall,

434
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,800
we don't do one.

435
00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:27,000
Are there a lot

436
00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:28,800
of these kinds of accidents?

437
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,700
You wouldn't believe.

438
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,600
Which car company do you work for?

439
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,300
A major one.

440
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000
Every time the plane banked too sharply

441
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,800
on takeoff or landing,

442
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,700
I prayed for a crash

443
00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:46,200
or a midair collision.

444
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:48,200
Anything.

445
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,300
Life insurance pays off triple

446
00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,900
if you die on a business trip.

447
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,600
"If you are seated in
an emergency exit row..."

448
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:06,800
Yeah...

449
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,300
"And you feel you would be unable

450
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:09,800
or unwilling to perform the duties

451
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,500
Listed on the safety card,

452
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:13,100
please ask a flight attendant

453
00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:14,100
to reseat you."

454
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:17,800
It's a lot of responsibility.

455
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:20,100
Wanna switch seats?

456
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,600
No. I'm not sure I'm the man

457
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,400
for that particular job.

458
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:26,300
An exit-door procedure at 30,000 feet.

459
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,800
Mm-hmm.

460
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,700
The illusion of safety.

461
00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:32,400
Yeah. I guess so.

462
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,900
You know why they put
oxygen masks on planes?

463
00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:36,600
So you can breathe.

464
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:39,400
Oxygen gets you high.

465
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:40,800
In a catastrophic emergency,

466
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:43,900
you're taking giant panicked breaths.

467
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:46,300
Suddenly you become euphoric, docile.

468
00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:48,500
You accept your fate.

469
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:51,100
It's all right here.

470
00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:52,800
Emergency water landing-

471
00:21:52,900 --> 00:21:54,300
600 miles an hour.

472
00:21:54,300 --> 00:21:55,300
Blank faces,

473
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,100
calm as Hindu cows.

474
00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:59,100
That's, um...

475
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:02,100
That's an interesting theory.

476
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:05,800
What do you do?

477
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,200
What do you mean?

478
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,500
What do you do for a living?

479
00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:11,700
Why? So you can pretend
like you're interested?

480
00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:15,200
OK.

481
00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:17,100
You have a kind of sick desperation

482
00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:18,300
in your laugh.

483
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,600
We have the exact same briefcase.

484
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,300
Soap.

485
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:27,200
Sorry?

486
00:22:27,300 --> 00:22:30,000
I make and I sell soap-

487
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,800
the yard stick of civilization.

488
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,500
And this is how I met...

489
00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:36,200
"Tyler Durden."

490
00:22:36,100 --> 00:22:38,000
Did you know, if you mixed equal parts

491
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:39,800
of gasoline and frozen
or angejuice concentrate,

492
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,700
you can make napalm?

493
00:22:41,700 --> 00:22:43,500
No, I did not know that. Is that true?

494
00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:44,500
That's right.

495
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:46,200
One can make all kinds of explosives

496
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:48,000
using simple household items.

497
00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:49,000
Really?

498
00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:50,700
If one were so inclined.

499
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,900
Tyler, you are, by far,
the most interesting

500
00:22:57,900 --> 00:23:00,400
"single-serving" friend I've ever met.

501
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,200
See, obviously,

502
00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:04,000
everything on a plane
is single-serving, even-

503
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,200
Oh, I get it. It's very clever.

504
00:23:06,100 --> 00:23:07,700
Thank you.

505
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:10,500
How's that working out for you?

506
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,300
What?

507
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:12,500
Being clever.

508
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:15,000
Great.

509
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,900
Keep it up, then.

510
00:23:16,900 --> 00:23:17,800
Right up.

511
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:21,000
Now a question of etiquette.

512
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,100
As I pass,

513
00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:23,500
do I give you the ass or the crotch?

514
00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:33,500
How I came to live with Tyler is...

515
00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:36,500
airlines have this policy
about vibrating luggage.

516
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,200
Was-Was it ticking?

517
00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:47,600
Actually, throwers don't
worry about ticking,

518
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,100
'cause modern bombs don't tick.

519
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,400
Sorry. "Throwers"?

520
00:23:50,300 --> 00:23:51,500
Baggage handlers.

521
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:54,800
But when a suitcase vibrates,

522
00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:57,200
then the thrower's
gotta call the police.

523
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,800
My suitcase... was vibrating?

524
00:23:59,700 --> 00:24:01,700
9 times out of 10,
it's an electric razor,

525
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:04,800
but every once in a while...

526
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,600
it's a dildo.

527
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,700
Of course, it's company policy

528
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,200
never to imply ownership

529
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:14,600
in the event of a dildo.

530
00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:15,700
We have to use the indefinite article

531
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:16,800
a dildo.

532
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:20,100
Never your dildo.

533
00:24:20,100 --> 00:24:21,100
I don't own a-

534
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:26,500
I had everything in that suitcase-

535
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:27,700
my CK shirts,

536
00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:29,300
my DKNY shoes,

537
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:30,700
my AX ties.

538
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:33,500
Never mind.

539
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:38,700
Hey! That's my car!

540
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:47,300
Home was a condo on the 15th floor

541
00:24:47,300 --> 00:24:50,000
of a filing cabinet for
widows and young professionals.

542
00:24:49,900 --> 00:24:52,600
The walls were solid concrete.

543
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,400
A foot of concrete's important

544
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,000
when your next-door neighbor
lets her hearing aid go

545
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,400
and has to watch game
shows at full volume...

546
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,200
Or when a volcanic blast

547
00:25:00,300 --> 00:25:03,000
and debris that used to be your
furniture and personal effects

548
00:25:02,900 --> 00:25:04,700
blows out of your
floor-to-ceiling windows

549
00:25:04,700 --> 00:25:06,500
and sails flaming into the night.

550
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,700
I suppose these things happen.

551
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,200
There's nothing up there.

552
00:25:29,100 --> 00:25:31,400
You can't go into the unit.

553
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:32,700
Police orders.

554
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:43,000
Do you have somebody you can call?

555
00:25:44,100 --> 00:25:45,500
How embarrassing.

556
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:48,300
A house full of condiments and no food.

557
00:25:57,300 --> 00:25:59,200
The police would later tell me

558
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:00,900
that the pilot light
might have gone out,

559
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:04,900
Letting out just a little bit of gas.

560
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:07,100
That gas could have
slowly filled the condo-

561
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,600
1,700 square feet of high ceilings

562
00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:11,300
for days and days.

563
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,800
Then the refrigerator's
compressor could've clicked on.

564
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,000
Yeah?

565
00:26:27,900 --> 00:26:29,500
I can hear you breathing, you-

566
00:26:38,300 --> 00:26:40,500
If you asked me now,

567
00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:42,300
I couldn't tell you why I called him.

568
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,600
Hello?

569
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:25,600
Who's this?

570
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:28,800
Tyler?

571
00:27:28,700 --> 00:27:30,300
Who is this?

572
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:33,100
Um, ahem, we met on the airplane.

573
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,900
We had the same suitcase.

574
00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:38,100
Uh, the clever guy.

575
00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:42,200
Oh, yeah. Right. OK?

576
00:27:42,100 --> 00:27:43,900
I called a second ago.

577
00:27:43,900 --> 00:27:45,900
There was no answer. I'm at a pay phone.

578
00:27:45,900 --> 00:27:47,400
Yeah. I star-69ed you.

579
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,100
I never pick up my phone.

580
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,400
So, what's up, man?

581
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:55,600
Uh, well...

582
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,000
you're not gonna believe this.

583
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,700
You know, man, it could be worse.

584
00:28:01,700 --> 00:28:03,000
A woman could cut off your penis

585
00:28:03,100 --> 00:28:04,200
while you're sleeping

586
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,400
and toss it out the window

587
00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:06,600
of a moving car.

588
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,100
There's always that.

589
00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:09,800
I don't know, it’s just...

590
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,300
when you buy furniture,

591
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:12,600
you tell yourself, that's it.

592
00:28:12,700 --> 00:28:14,500
That's the last sofa I'm gonna need.

593
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:15,700
Whatever else happens,

594
00:28:15,700 --> 00:28:17,700
I've got that sofa problem handled.

595
00:28:17,700 --> 00:28:19,100
I had it all.

596
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,000
I had a stereo that was very decent,

597
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,600
a wardrobe that was
getting very respectable.

598
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,900
I was close to being complete.

599
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,200
Shit, man. Now it's all gone.

600
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:29,300
All gone.

601
00:28:29,300 --> 00:28:32,000
Hmm. All gone.

602
00:28:33,700 --> 00:28:35,200
Do you know what a duvet is?

603
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,300
Comforter.

604
00:28:36,300 --> 00:28:38,000
It's a blanket.

605
00:28:38,100 --> 00:28:39,100
Just a blanket.

606
00:28:39,100 --> 00:28:40,900
Why do guys like you and I

607
00:28:40,900 --> 00:28:41,900
know what a duvet is?

608
00:28:41,900 --> 00:28:44,400
Is this essential to our survival

609
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:45,900
in the hunter-gatherer
sense of the word?

610
00:28:45,900 --> 00:28:47,200
No.

611
00:28:47,300 --> 00:28:49,700
What are we, then?

612
00:28:49,700 --> 00:28:52,500
We're, uh, you know, consumers...

613
00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:54,300
Right. We're consumers.

614
00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:57,700
We are by-products of
a lifestyle obsession.

615
00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:59,800
Murder, crime, poverty-

616
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:01,500
these things don't concern me.

617
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:04,800
What concerns me are
celebrity magazines,

618
00:29:04,700 --> 00:29:06,800
television with 500 channels,

619
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:08,700
some guy's name on my underwear.

620
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,500
Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.

621
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:12,400
Martha Stewart.

622
00:29:12,300 --> 00:29:13,500
Fuck Martha Stewart.

623
00:29:13,500 --> 00:29:16,300
Martha's polishing the
brass on the Titanic.

624
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:17,600
It's all going down, man.

625
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:20,100
So fuck off with your sofa units

626
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,300
and Strinne green stripe patterns.

627
00:29:22,300 --> 00:29:24,700
I say, never be complete.

628
00:29:24,700 --> 00:29:26,300
I say, stop being perfect.

629
00:29:26,300 --> 00:29:28,800
I say, let's... let's evolve.

630
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,700
Let the chips fall where they may.

631
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,200
But that's me, and I could be wrong.

632
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,200
Maybe it's a terrible tragedy.

633
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:38,600
No. It’s just stuff.

634
00:29:38,700 --> 00:29:39,700
It's not a tragedy, but...

635
00:29:39,700 --> 00:29:40,800
Well, you did lose

636
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:43,400
a lot of versatile
solutions for modern living.

637
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:44,400
Fuck. You're right.

638
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:45,700
No. I don't smoke.

639
00:29:49,100 --> 00:29:52,800
My insurance is probably
gonna cover it, so...

640
00:29:55,100 --> 00:29:57,200
What?

641
00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:01,300
The things you own end up owning you.

642
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:04,600
But do what you like, man.

643
00:30:07,100 --> 00:30:08,100
Oh, it's late.

644
00:30:08,100 --> 00:30:09,900
Hey, thanks for the beer.

645
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,200
Yeah, man.

646
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:14,100
I should find a hotel.

647
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,000
Oh.

648
00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:15,900
What?

649
00:30:15,900 --> 00:30:16,900
What?

650
00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:17,900
A hotel.

651
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:18,800
Yeah.

652
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:20,500
Just ask, man.

653
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,800
What are you talking about?

654
00:30:22,700 --> 00:30:23,800
Oh, God.

655
00:30:23,900 --> 00:30:25,300
3 pitchers of beer,

656
00:30:25,300 --> 00:30:26,800
and you still can't ask.

657
00:30:28,300 --> 00:30:29,400
What?

658
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,200
You called me 'cause you
needed a place to stay.

659
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:33,000
Oh, hey, no, no, no.

660
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,000
Yes, you did. So just ask.

661
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,300
Cut the foreplay and just ask, man.

662
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,100
Would that be a problem?

663
00:30:41,100 --> 00:30:43,200
Is it a problem for you to ask?

664
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:46,000
Can I stay at your place?

665
00:30:45,900 --> 00:30:46,900
Yeah.

666
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,200
Thanks.

667
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,200
I want you to do me a favor.

668
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:56,300
Yeah, sure.

669
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:59,300
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

670
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,200
What?

671
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:05,000
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

672
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:06,300
Let me tell you a little bit

673
00:31:06,300 --> 00:31:07,700
about Tyler Durden.

674
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:10,300
Tyler was a night person.

675
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:11,400
While the rest of us were sleeping,

676
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:12,400
he worked.

677
00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:15,600
He had one part-time
job as a projectionist.

678
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:17,400
See, a movie doesn't
come all on one big reel.

679
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:18,500
It comes on a few.

680
00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:21,000
So someone has to be there
to switch the projectors

681
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,200
at the exact moment that one reel ends

682
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:24,400
and the next one begins.

683
00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:26,500
If you look for it, you
can see these little dots

684
00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:28,500
come into the upper right-hand
corner of the screen.

685
00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:30,500
In the industry,

686
00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:31,800
we call them "cigarette burns."

687
00:31:31,900 --> 00:31:34,000
That's the cue for a changeover.

688
00:31:33,900 --> 00:31:35,400
He flips the projectors,

689
00:31:35,300 --> 00:31:37,200
the movie keeps right on going,

690
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:38,600
and nobody in the audience has any idea.

691
00:31:38,700 --> 00:31:41,200
Why would anyone want this shit-job?

692
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,100
Because it affords him other
interesting opportunities.

693
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000
Like splicing single
frames of pornography

694
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,400
into family films.

695
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:49,500
So when the snoot y cat
and the courageous dog

696
00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:50,900
with the celebrity voices

697
00:31:50,900 --> 00:31:52,900
meet for the first time in reel 3,

698
00:31:52,900 --> 00:31:54,200
that's when you'll catch a flash

699
00:31:54,100 --> 00:31:56,400
of Tyler's contribution to the film.

700
00:32:02,900 --> 00:32:04,400
Nobody knows that they saw it,

701
00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:05,500
but they did.

702
00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:08,000
A nice big cock.

703
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:15,300
Even a hummingbird couldn't
catch Tyler at work.

704
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:22,900
Tyler also works sometimes
as a banquet waiter

705
00:32:22,900 --> 00:32:25,200
at the luxurious Pressman Hotel.

706
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,400
He was the guerilla terrorist

707
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:33,700
of the food service industry.

708
00:32:33,700 --> 00:32:34,800
Do not watch.

709
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:36,300
I cannot go when you watch.

710
00:32:36,300 --> 00:32:37,900
Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque,

711
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,300
he farted on meringues,

712
00:32:39,300 --> 00:32:40,800
sneezed on braised endive.

713
00:32:40,700 --> 00:32:42,300
And as for the cream of mushroom soup,

714
00:32:42,300 --> 00:32:43,400
well...

715
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:44,900
Go ahead, tell them.

716
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:46,700
You get the idea.

717
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,500
What do you want me to do?
You just want me to hit you?

718
00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:50,100
Come on. Do me this one favor.

719
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,000
Why?

720
00:32:51,100 --> 00:32:52,400
Why? I don't know why. I don't know.

721
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:53,300
I've never been in a fight. Have you?

722
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:54,800
No, but that's a good thing.

723
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:55,900
No, it is not.

724
00:32:55,900 --> 00:32:56,900
How much can you know about yourself

725
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,300
if you’ve never been in a fight?

726
00:32:58,400 --> 00:32:59,600
I don't wanna die without any scars.

727
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:01,500
So, come on, hit me
before I lose my nerve.

728
00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:04,100
God, this is crazy.

729
00:33:04,100 --> 00:33:05,700
So go crazy. Let 'er rip.

730
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,600
Hey, I don't know about this.

731
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:09,800
I don't, either, but who gives a shit?

732
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,500
No one's watching. What do you care?

733
00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:13,700
Wait. This is crazy.
You want me to hit you?

734
00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:15,600
That's right.

735
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,000
What, like, in the face?

736
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,300
Surprise me.

737
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,500
This is so fucking stupid.

738
00:33:32,100 --> 00:33:33,400
Ohh!

739
00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:36,300
Motherfucker!

740
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,100
You hit me in the ear.

741
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:39,400
Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.

742
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,200
Ow! Christ!

743
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,900
Why the ear, man?

744
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,000
Aw, I fucked it up.

745
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,000
No. That was perfect.

746
00:33:45,100 --> 00:33:46,800
Ohh! Uhh!

747
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,600
Nah, it's all right.

748
00:34:00,500 --> 00:34:02,000
That really hurts.

749
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,800
Right.

750
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:06,100
Hit me again.

751
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,100
No. You hit me.

752
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:09,200
Come on.

753
00:34:25,100 --> 00:34:27,500
We should do this again sometime.

754
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,100
Where's your car?

755
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:42,200
What car?

756
00:34:52,300 --> 00:34:54,600
I don't know how Tyler found that house,

757
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:56,700
but he said he'd been there for a year.

758
00:34:56,700 --> 00:34:59,700
It looked like it was
waiting to be torn down.

759
00:34:59,700 --> 00:35:01,900
Most of the windows were boarded up.

760
00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:04,200
There was no lock on the front door

761
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:07,500
from when the police
or whoever kicked it in.

762
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,100
The stairs were ready to collapse.

763
00:35:09,100 --> 00:35:12,100
I didn't know if he owned
it or if he was squatting.

764
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,900
Neither would have surprised me.

765
00:35:14,900 --> 00:35:16,400
Yeah. That's you.

766
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:17,600
That's me.

767
00:35:17,500 --> 00:35:19,300
That's the toilet.

768
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:20,300
Good?

769
00:35:20,300 --> 00:35:21,200
Yeah. Thanks.

770
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,100
What a shit-hole.

771
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:27,500
Nothing worked.

772
00:35:28,900 --> 00:35:30,200
Turning on one light

773
00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:33,200
meant another light
in the house went out.

774
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:34,600
There were no neighbors,

775
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,600
just some warehouses and a paper mill-

776
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:38,400
that fart smell of steam,

777
00:35:38,300 --> 00:35:40,700
the hamster cage smell of wood chips.

778
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:42,700
After work tomorrow, we'll be-

779
00:35:42,700 --> 00:35:44,700
Hey. What have we here?

780
00:35:59,000 --> 00:35:59,900
Hey, guys.

781
00:35:59,900 --> 00:36:01,000
Hey.

782
00:36:01,100 --> 00:36:02,200
It's cool.

783
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:03,200
Ohh!

784
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:15,200
Every time it rained,
we had to kill the power.

785
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:16,700
By the end of the first month,

786
00:36:16,700 --> 00:36:18,400
I didn't miss TV.

787
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:22,700
I didn't even mind the
warm, stale refrigerator.

788
00:36:34,700 --> 00:36:36,500
Can I be next?

789
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:41,700
All right, man.

790
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,800
Lose the tie.

791
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:48,500
Ooh!

792
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:50,000
At night, Tyler and I were alone

793
00:36:50,100 --> 00:36:52,400
for a half a mile in every direction.

794
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,400
Rain trickled down through the plaster

795
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:01,800
and the light fixtures.

796
00:37:01,900 --> 00:37:03,700
Everything wooden swelled and shrank.

797
00:37:03,700 --> 00:37:07,600
Everywhere were rusted
nails to snag your elbow on.

798
00:37:07,500 --> 00:37:10,800
The previous occupant had
been a bit of a shut-in.

799
00:37:10,700 --> 00:37:12,500
Hey, man, what are you reading?

800
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:13,500
Listen to this.

801
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,500
It's an article written by an organ

802
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:16,900
in the first person.

803
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,400
"I am Jack's medulla oblongata.

804
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:21,000
Without me, Jack could not regulate

805
00:37:21,100 --> 00:37:23,200
his heart rate, blood
pressure, or breathing."

806
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,600
There's a whole series of these.

807
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:26,900
"I am Jill's nipples."

808
00:37:28,300 --> 00:37:30,400
"I am Jack's colon."

809
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:32,800
Yeah. "I get cancer. I kill Jack."

810
00:37:34,100 --> 00:37:35,800
Whoa-Ohh!

811
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,100
After fighting,

812
00:37:37,100 --> 00:37:39,400
everything else in your life
got the volume turned down.

813
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:43,600
What?

814
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:45,100
You could deal with anything.

815
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,500
Have you finished those reports?

816
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,300
If you could fight anyone,

817
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:53,500
who would you fight?

818
00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:56,000
I'd fight my boss, probably.

819
00:37:55,900 --> 00:37:57,300
Really?

820
00:37:57,300 --> 00:37:59,800
Yeah. Why, who would you fight?

821
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:01,000
I'd fight my dad.

822
00:38:01,100 --> 00:38:02,900
I don't know my dad.

823
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,600
I mean, I know him,

824
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:07,400
but he left when I
was, like, 6 years old,

825
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,800
married this other woman
and had some other kids.

826
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:11,500
He, like, did this every 6 years.

827
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:14,300
He goes to a new city
and starts a new family.

828
00:38:14,300 --> 00:38:16,400
Fucker should open up franchises.

829
00:38:17,700 --> 00:38:19,300
My dad never went to college,

830
00:38:19,300 --> 00:38:21,800
so it was real important that I go.

831
00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:22,800
That sounds familiar.

832
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,900
So I graduate, I call
him up long distance.

833
00:38:24,900 --> 00:38:28,300
I say, "Dad, now what?"
He says, "Get a job."

834
00:38:28,300 --> 00:38:29,200
Same here.

835
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:30,200
Now I'm 25.

836
00:38:30,300 --> 00:38:31,600
I make my yearly call again.

837
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,800
I say, "Dad, now what?"

838
00:38:33,900 --> 00:38:36,300
He says, "I don't know. Get married."

839
00:38:36,300 --> 00:38:38,200
Eh, I mean...

840
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:39,400
I can't get married.

841
00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:42,100
I'm a
30-year-old boy.

842
00:38:42,100 --> 00:38:43,600
We're a generation of men

843
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:44,800
raised by women.

844
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:47,200
I'm wondering if another woman

845
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,000
is really the answer we need.

846
00:38:54,100 --> 00:38:57,300
Most of the week, we
were Ozzie and Harriet.

847
00:38:58,700 --> 00:38:59,900
But every Saturday night,

848
00:39:00,700 --> 00:39:03,200
we were finding something out.

849
00:39:03,100 --> 00:39:05,300
We were finding out more and more

850
00:39:05,300 --> 00:39:06,300
that we were not alone.

851
00:39:08,900 --> 00:39:10,100
Who turned the lights off?

852
00:39:10,100 --> 00:39:11,400
It used to be

853
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:13,100
that when I came home
angry or depressed,

854
00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:14,700
l’d just clean my condo,

855
00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:16,700
polish my Scandinavian furniture.

856
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:19,000
I should've been
looking for a new condo.

857
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,700
I should've been haggling
with my insurance company.

858
00:39:21,700 --> 00:39:25,500
I should've been upset about my
nice, neat flaming little shit.

859
00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:27,000
But I wasn't.

860
00:39:26,900 --> 00:39:28,300
The basic premise

861
00:39:28,300 --> 00:39:30,100
of cyber-netting any office

862
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:31,300
is make things more efficient.

863
00:39:31,300 --> 00:39:32,500
Monday mornings, all I could do

864
00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:33,500
was think about next week.

865
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:36,800
Can I get the icon in cornflower blue?

866
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:37,900
Absolutely.

867
00:39:37,900 --> 00:39:41,200
Efficiency is priority
number one, people,

868
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:44,000
because waste is a thief.

869
00:39:43,900 --> 00:39:45,600
I showed this already to my man, here.

870
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:46,900
You liked it, didn't you?

871
00:39:50,700 --> 00:39:52,400
You can swallow a pint of blood

872
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:53,800
before you get sick.

873
00:39:55,100 --> 00:39:57,600
It was right in everyone's face.

874
00:39:57,500 --> 00:39:59,700
Tyler and I just made it visible.

875
00:39:59,700 --> 00:40:01,900
It was on the tip of everyone's tongue.

876
00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:03,800
Tyler and I just gave it a name.

877
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:17,600
Come on, people, you gotta go home.

878
00:40:37,300 --> 00:40:40,200
Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back.

879
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,500
Every week, Tyler gave the rules

880
00:41:03,500 --> 00:41:04,800
that he and I decided.

881
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:08,300
Gentlemen, welcome to Fight Club.

882
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,900
The first rule of Fight Club is...

883
00:41:12,900 --> 00:41:15,300
you do not talk about Fight Club.

884
00:41:15,300 --> 00:41:18,100
The second rule of Fight Club is...

885
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,600
you do not talk about Fight Club.

886
00:41:21,500 --> 00:41:23,000
Third rule of Fight Club-

887
00:41:22,900 --> 00:41:26,600
Someone yells "Stop!"
Goes limp, taps out,

888
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:28,100
the fight is over.

889
00:41:28,100 --> 00:41:29,300
Fourth rule-

890
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:31,700
Only 2 guys to a fight.

891
00:41:31,700 --> 00:41:32,600
Fifth rule-

892
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:35,100
One fight at a time, fellas.

893
00:41:36,100 --> 00:41:38,700
Sixth rule
- No shirts, no shoes.

894
00:41:38,700 --> 00:41:39,800
Seventh rule-

895
00:41:39,700 --> 00:41:42,400
Fights will go on as
long as they have to.

896
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:46,700
And the eighth and final rule-

897
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:51,100
If this is your first
night at Fight Club...

898
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,500
you have to fight.

899
00:41:56,900 --> 00:41:58,800
This kid from work, Rick y,

900
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:00,600
couldn't remember
whether you ordered pens

901
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:01,800
with blue ink or black...

902
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:04,300
Come on, man!

903
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:06,100
But Ricky was a god for 10 minutes

904
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,600
when the trounced the maitre
d' of a local food court.

905
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:12,400
Sometimes, all you could hear

906
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,600
were the flat, hard packing sounds

907
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:15,700
over the yelling...

908
00:42:18,900 --> 00:42:21,900
or the wet choke when
someone caught their breath

909
00:42:21,900 --> 00:42:22,800
and sprayed...

910
00:42:22,900 --> 00:42:24,000
Stop!

911
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,900
You weren't alive anywhere
like you were there.

912
00:42:26,900 --> 00:42:28,300
But Fight Club only exists

913
00:42:28,300 --> 00:42:30,500
in the hours between
when Fight Club starts

914
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:32,400
and when Fight Club ends.

915
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:35,400
Even if I could tell someone
they had a good fight,

916
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,300
I wouldn't be talking to the same man.

917
00:42:37,300 --> 00:42:38,900
Who you were in Fight Club

918
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:40,900
is not who you were in
the rest of the world.

919
00:42:40,900 --> 00:42:43,800
The guy who came to Fight
Club for the first time,

920
00:42:43,700 --> 00:42:45,700
his ass was a wad of cookie dough.

921
00:42:45,700 --> 00:42:47,000
After a few weeks,

922
00:42:47,100 --> 00:42:48,600
he was carved out of wood.

923
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:50,600
If you could fight any celebrity,

924
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:52,000
who would you fight?

925
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,100
Alive or dead?

926
00:42:53,100 --> 00:42:55,600
It doesn't matter. Who'd be tough?

927
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:57,400
Hemingway.

928
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:59,900
You?

929
00:42:59,900 --> 00:43:01,000
Shatner.

930
00:43:01,100 --> 00:43:03,200
I'd fight William Shatner.

931
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:07,100
We all started seeing
things differently.

932
00:43:07,100 --> 00:43:08,900
Everywhere we went,

933
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:11,000
we were sizing things up.

934
00:43:15,100 --> 00:43:17,600
I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms,

935
00:43:17,500 --> 00:43:19,900
trying to look like how Calvin Klein

936
00:43:19,900 --> 00:43:21,700
or Tommy Hilfiger said they should.

937
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:23,300
Is that what a man looks like?

938
00:43:24,300 --> 00:43:27,300
Ahh. Self-improvement is masturbation.

939
00:43:27,100 --> 00:43:29,500
And self-destruction.

940
00:43:29,500 --> 00:43:31,000
Excuse me.

941
00:43:41,700 --> 00:43:43,100
Kick his ass!

942
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:44,700
Hit him again, man! Come on! Hit him!

943
00:44:03,900 --> 00:44:07,300
Fight Club wasn't
about winning or losing.

944
00:44:07,100 --> 00:44:09,100
It wasn't about words.

945
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:14,200
The hysterical shouting was in tongues,

946
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,300
Like in a Pentecostal church.

947
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:22,400
- Is that it?
- Stop!

948
00:44:22,500 --> 00:44:24,500
When the fight was over,

949
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:26,400
nothing was solved,

950
00:44:26,300 --> 00:44:27,800
but nothing mattered.

951
00:44:27,900 --> 00:44:29,300
Hey, cool.

952
00:44:31,300 --> 00:44:34,900
Afterwards, we all felt saved.

953
00:44:34,900 --> 00:44:36,900
Hey, man, how about next week?

954
00:44:36,900 --> 00:44:38,400
How about next month?

955
00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:39,500
I hear you.

956
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:40,800
Irwin, you're in the middle.

957
00:44:40,700 --> 00:44:43,100
New guy. You, too.

958
00:44:44,100 --> 00:44:46,800
Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me.

959
00:44:46,700 --> 00:44:48,700
He fell down some stairs.

960
00:44:48,700 --> 00:44:51,300
I fell down some stairs.

961
00:44:53,300 --> 00:44:55,600
Fight Club became the
reason to cut your hair short

962
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:57,900
or trim your fingernails.

963
00:44:57,900 --> 00:45:00,400
OK. Any historical figure.

964
00:45:00,300 --> 00:45:02,200
I'd fight Gandhi.

965
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:04,500
Good answer.

966
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:05,600
How about you?

967
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:06,700
Lincoln.

968
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:08,200
Lincoln?

969
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:09,300
Mm.

970
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:10,800
Big guy, big reach.

971
00:45:10,700 --> 00:45:13,000
Skinny guys fight till they're burger.

972
00:45:12,900 --> 00:45:14,300
Fuck.

973
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:19,200
Hey. Even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.

974
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:29,000
Hello.

975
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,000
Where have you been

976
00:45:30,100 --> 00:45:31,900
the last 8 weeks?

977
00:45:31,900 --> 00:45:33,200
Marla?

978
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:37,600
How'd you find me?

979
00:45:37,700 --> 00:45:39,100
You left that forwarding number.

980
00:45:39,100 --> 00:45:41,900
I haven't seen you
in any support groups.

981
00:45:41,900 --> 00:45:43,300
We split them up.

982
00:45:43,300 --> 00:45:45,300
That was the idea, remember?

983
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:48,000
Yeah, but you haven't
been going to yours.

984
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,700
How do you know?

985
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:51,500
I cheated.

986
00:45:51,500 --> 00:45:53,300
I found a new one.

987
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:55,000
Really?

988
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,000
It's for men only.

989
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,600
Like the testicle thing?

990
00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:58,700
Waaah!

991
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:03,100
Look, this is a bad time.

992
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,700
I've been going to Debtors Anonymous.

993
00:46:05,700 --> 00:46:07,800
You wanna see some
really fucked up people?

994
00:46:07,700 --> 00:46:09,100
I'm just on my way out.

995
00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:10,000
Me, too.

996
00:46:10,100 --> 00:46:11,000
I've got a stomach-full of Xanax.

997
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,800
I took what was left of a bottle.

998
00:46:13,700 --> 00:46:15,800
It might have been too much.

999
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:17,500
Just picture watching Marla Singer

1000
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:19,500
throw herself around
her crummy apartment.

1001
00:46:19,500 --> 00:46:21,500
But this isn't a
for-real suicide thing.

1002
00:46:21,500 --> 00:46:23,800
This is probably one of
those cry-for-help things.

1003
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:25,200
This could go on for hours.

1004
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:26,600
So you're staying in tonight, then?

1005
00:46:26,700 --> 00:46:28,100
Do you wanna wait

1006
00:46:28,100 --> 00:46:29,500
and hear me describe death?

1007
00:46:29,500 --> 00:46:31,000
Do you wanna listen

1008
00:46:30,900 --> 00:46:34,300
and see if my spirit can use a phone?

1009
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:38,600
Have you ever heard
a death rattle before?

1010
00:47:03,700 --> 00:47:05,300
Tyler's door was closed.

1011
00:47:05,300 --> 00:47:06,800
I'd been living here for 2 months,

1012
00:47:06,900 --> 00:47:08,400
and Tyler's door was never closed.

1013
00:47:14,300 --> 00:47:16,500
You won't believe this
dream I had last night.

1014
00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:19,500
Yeah, I can hardly believe
anything about last night.

1015
00:47:28,700 --> 00:47:30,600
What-What are you doing here?

1016
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:35,300
What?

1017
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:37,800
This is my house. What
are you doing in my house?

1018
00:47:40,100 --> 00:47:41,100
Fuck you.

1019
00:47:54,300 --> 00:47:55,900
Ha ha! Ohh...

1020
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:59,300
Oh, you got some fucked-up
friends, I'm tellin' you.

1021
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:01,800
Limber, though...

1022
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:03,100
silly coos.

1023
00:48:04,700 --> 00:48:07,100
So, I come in last night.
Phone's off the hook.

1024
00:48:07,100 --> 00:48:08,900
Guess who's on the other end.

1025
00:48:08,900 --> 00:48:11,100
I already knew the story
before he told it to me.

1026
00:48:14,500 --> 00:48:16,800
Have you ever heard
a death rattle before?

1027
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:19,600
Do you think it'll live up to its name?

1028
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:23,600
Or will it just be a death... hairball?

1029
00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:30,300
Prepare... to evacuate soul.

1030
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,600
9...

1031
00:48:33,700 --> 00:48:34,600
8...

1032
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:36,900
Now, how could Tyler, of all people,

1033
00:48:36,900 --> 00:48:41,000
think it was a bad thing that
Marla Singer was about to die?

1034
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:42,900
5...

1035
00:48:42,900 --> 00:48:44,800
4...

1036
00:48:44,700 --> 00:48:46,500
3... Oh, hang on.

1037
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000
You got here fast.

1038
00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:57,600
Did I call you?

1039
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:00,100
Huh?

1040
00:49:01,100 --> 00:49:02,100
Hey.

1041
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:10,800
The mattress is all
sealed in slippery plastic.

1042
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:17,000
Oh, don't worry. It's
not a threat to you.

1043
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:20,700
Oh, fuck.

1044
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:23,000
Somebody called the cops.

1045
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:35,900
Hey, where's 513?

1046
00:49:35,900 --> 00:49:38,300
End of the hall.

1047
00:49:38,300 --> 00:49:39,800
You know, the girl who lives there

1048
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:42,100
used to be a charming, lovely girl.

1049
00:49:42,100 --> 00:49:44,300
She's lost faith in herself.

1050
00:49:44,300 --> 00:49:45,300
Miss Singer!

1051
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:47,100
She's a monster.

1052
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:48,700
You have every reason to live!

1053
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:51,200
She's infectious human waste!

1054
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:52,100
Miss Singer!

1055
00:49:52,100 --> 00:49:54,000
Good luck trying to save her!

1056
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:03,800
If I fall asleep, I'm done for.

1057
00:50:05,100 --> 00:50:08,000
You're gonna have to keep me up...

1058
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:09,800
all... night.

1059
00:50:09,900 --> 00:50:12,300
Un-fucking-believable.

1060
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:14,400
He was obviously able to handle it.

1061
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:15,500
You know what I mean. You fucked her.

1062
00:50:16,700 --> 00:50:18,000
No, I didn't.

1063
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:19,500
Never?

1064
00:50:19,500 --> 00:50:20,400
No.

1065
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:23,000
You're not into her, are you?

1066
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,400
No! God, not at all.

1067
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,700
I am Jack’s raging bile duct.

1068
00:50:27,700 --> 00:50:29,700
Are you sure? You can tell me.

1069
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:31,100
Believe me, I'm sure.

1070
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:32,200
Put a gun to my head

1071
00:50:32,100 --> 00:50:34,000
and paint the walls with my brains.

1072
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,200
That's good, 'cause she's a predator

1073
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:36,600
posing as a house pet.

1074
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:38,600
Stay away from that one.

1075
00:50:40,500 --> 00:50:41,900
And the shit that came
out of this woman's mouth

1076
00:50:41,900 --> 00:50:42,800
I ain't never heard.

1077
00:50:42,900 --> 00:50:44,100
My God.

1078
00:50:44,100 --> 00:50:46,900
I haven't been fucked like
that since grade school.

1079
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:48,900
Uhh!

1080
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:50,700
How could Tyler not go for that?

1081
00:50:50,700 --> 00:50:52,200
The night before last, he was splicing

1082
00:50:52,300 --> 00:50:54,100
sex organs into Cinderella.

1083
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,100
Marla doesn't need a lover.

1084
00:50:55,100 --> 00:50:56,500
She needs a fucking case worker.

1085
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:59,200
She needs a wash. And she's
in love with sport fuckin'.

1086
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:01,300
She invaded my support groups.

1087
00:51:01,300 --> 00:51:02,700
Now she'd invaded my home.

1088
00:51:02,700 --> 00:51:04,600
Hey, hey. Sit down.

1089
00:51:08,700 --> 00:51:11,400
Now, listen. Can't have
you talking to her about me.

1090
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:12,600
Why would I talk to her-

1091
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:14,600
You say anything about me
or what goes on in this house

1092
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:17,900
to her or to anybody, we're done.

1093
00:51:17,900 --> 00:51:19,100
Now, promise me.

1094
00:51:19,100 --> 00:51:20,000
OK.

1095
00:51:20,100 --> 00:51:21,000
You promise?

1096
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,900
- Yeah, I promise.
- Promise.

1097
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:24,300
I just said I promise.

1098
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:26,000
That's 3 times you promised.

1099
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:30,100
If only I had wasted a couple of minutes

1100
00:51:30,100 --> 00:51:32,200
and gone to watch Marla Singer die,

1101
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:33,800
none of this would've happened.

1102
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:36,700
Unhh! Unhh! Unhh!

1103
00:51:36,700 --> 00:51:37,600
Unhh!

1104
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:41,000
Yeah! Oh! Harder! Harder!

1105
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,000
Yeah! Ooh! Aah!

1106
00:51:42,900 --> 00:51:45,600
Aah! Ohh! Aah!

1107
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:51,000
I could've moved to another room...

1108
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,900
on the third floor, where
I might not have heard them.

1109
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:54,800
Oh, baby!

1110
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:56,500
But I didn't.

1111
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:05,800
Ohh!

1112
00:52:05,700 --> 00:52:09,100
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1113
00:52:09,100 --> 00:52:11,300
Ohh! Ohh! Aaahh!

1114
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:13,200
Aah! Aah! Aah!

1115
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:17,200
- Aah! Ohhh! Ohh!
- Ow!

1116
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:19,100
Ohh!

1117
00:52:20,100 --> 00:52:21,700
What are you doin'?

1118
00:52:21,700 --> 00:52:24,100
Just goin' to bed.

1119
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:26,500
Want to finish her off?

1120
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:27,400
Uhh... oh!

1121
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:29,400
No.

1122
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:30,400
No, thank you.

1123
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:32,400
I found the cigarettes.

1124
00:52:32,300 --> 00:52:34,600
Who are you talking to?

1125
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:35,600
Shut up.

1126
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:38,600
I became the calm little
center of the world.

1127
00:52:39,900 --> 00:52:41,500
I was the Zen master.

1128
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:43,100
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1129
00:52:46,300 --> 00:52:49,100
I wrote little haiku poems.

1130
00:52:49,100 --> 00:52:50,800
I e-mailed them to everyone.

1131
00:52:51,900 --> 00:52:53,100
Is that your blood?

1132
00:52:55,500 --> 00:52:56,900
Some of it, yeah.

1133
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:58,400
You can't smoke in here.

1134
00:52:59,500 --> 00:53:01,700
Take the rest of the day off.

1135
00:53:01,700 --> 00:53:04,300
Come back Monday with
some clean clothes.

1136
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:05,700
Get yourself together.

1137
00:53:05,700 --> 00:53:08,800
I got right in everyone's
hostile little face.

1138
00:53:08,700 --> 00:53:11,000
Yes, these are bruises from fighting.

1139
00:53:10,900 --> 00:53:13,000
Yes, I'm comfortable with that.

1140
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:14,500
I... am enlightened.

1141
00:53:17,100 --> 00:53:18,800
You give up the condo life...

1142
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:21,600
give up all your flaming
worldly possessions...

1143
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:23,200
go live in a dilapidated house

1144
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,300
in a toxic waste part of town...

1145
00:53:25,300 --> 00:53:27,600
and you have to come home to this.

1146
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:28,900
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1147
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:36,500
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1148
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:39,900
Hello?

1149
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:41,400
Yes. This is Detective Stern

1150
00:53:41,300 --> 00:53:43,200
with the Arson Unit.

1151
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:44,400
We have some new information

1152
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:46,800
about the incident at your former condo.

1153
00:53:46,700 --> 00:53:47,800
Yes?

1154
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:49,000
I don't know if you’re aware,

1155
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,300
but it seems that someone sprayed Freon

1156
00:53:51,300 --> 00:53:52,600
into your front door lock,

1157
00:53:52,700 --> 00:53:56,000
then tapped it with a chisel
to shatter the cylinder.

1158
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:57,400
No, I wasn't aware of that at all.

1159
00:53:57,500 --> 00:53:59,300
I am Jack’s cold sweat.

1160
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:01,500
Does this sound strange to you?

1161
00:54:01,500 --> 00:54:03,400
Uh, yes, sir. Strange. Very strange.

1162
00:54:03,300 --> 00:54:04,300
The dynamite-

1163
00:54:04,300 --> 00:54:05,300
Dynamite?

1164
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:06,300
Left a residue

1165
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:09,500
of ammonium oxalate potassium chloride.

1166
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:11,300
Do you know what this means?

1167
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:12,900
No. What does it mean?

1168
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:14,700
It means it was homemade.

1169
00:54:15,900 --> 00:54:17,400
I'm sorry. This is just coming

1170
00:54:17,300 --> 00:54:18,900
as quite a shock to me, sir.

1171
00:54:18,900 --> 00:54:20,800
See, whoever set this homemade dynamite

1172
00:54:20,900 --> 00:54:22,500
could've blown out your pilot light

1173
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:24,300
days before the actual explosion.

1174
00:54:24,300 --> 00:54:26,100
The gas was just the detonator.

1175
00:54:26,100 --> 00:54:27,500
Who would go and do such a thing?

1176
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:28,800
I'll ask the questions.

1177
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:31,100
Tell him. Tell him the liberator

1178
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,800
who destroyed my property
has realigned my perception.

1179
00:54:33,700 --> 00:54:35,400
Excuse me. Are you there?

1180
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:37,300
No, I am listening. It's
a little hard to know

1181
00:54:37,300 --> 00:54:38,600
what to make of all this.

1182
00:54:38,700 --> 00:54:40,800
Have you recently made
enemies with anyone

1183
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:43,100
who might have access
to homemade dynamite?

1184
00:54:43,100 --> 00:54:44,200
- Enemies?
- Reject the basic

1185
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:45,700
assumption of civilization,

1186
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:47,400
especially the importance
of material possessions.

1187
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:48,800
Son, this is serious.

1188
00:54:48,900 --> 00:54:50,300
Yes, I know it's serious.

1189
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:51,200
I mean that.

1190
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:52,800
Yes, it's very serious.

1191
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:55,800
Look, nobody takes this
more seriously than me.

1192
00:54:55,700 --> 00:54:58,000
That condo was my life.

1193
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:01,900
OK? I loved every stick
of furniture in that place.

1194
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:03,700
That was not just a bunch of stuff

1195
00:55:03,700 --> 00:55:04,800
that got destroyed.

1196
00:55:04,900 --> 00:55:05,900
It was me!

1197
00:55:05,900 --> 00:55:07,300
I'd like to thank the Academy.

1198
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:09,000
Is this not a good time for you?

1199
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:10,800
Just tell him you fuckin' did it.

1200
00:55:10,700 --> 00:55:11,700
Shhh!

1201
00:55:11,700 --> 00:55:13,300
Tell him you blew it all up.

1202
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:15,800
That's what he wants to hear.

1203
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:17,000
Are you still there?

1204
00:55:17,100 --> 00:55:19,700
Wait. Are you saying that I'm a suspect?

1205
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:22,200
No, no. I may need to talk
to you a little further,

1206
00:55:22,100 --> 00:55:24,100
so how about you just lettin' me
know if you’re gonna leave town?

1207
00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:25,200
OK?

1208
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:26,300
OK.

1209
00:55:29,700 --> 00:55:30,900
Except for their humping,

1210
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,700
Tyler and Marla were
never in the same room.

1211
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:36,600
My parents pulled this
exact same act for years.

1212
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:40,400
The condom is the glass
slipper of our generation.

1213
00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:43,300
You slip one on when
you meet a stranger.

1214
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:45,600
You... dance all night.

1215
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:47,700
Then you throw it away.

1216
00:55:47,700 --> 00:55:50,100
The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.

1217
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:52,900
What?

1218
00:55:57,500 --> 00:56:00,300
I got this dress at a
thrift store for $1.00.

1219
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:02,100
It was worth every penny.

1220
00:56:02,100 --> 00:56:04,000
It's a bridesmaid's dress.

1221
00:56:05,900 --> 00:56:08,400
Someone loved it... intensely

1222
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:10,800
for one day...

1223
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:12,300
then tossed it.

1224
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:16,400
Like a Christmas tree...

1225
00:56:16,300 --> 00:56:17,800
so special...

1226
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,500
then... bam...

1227
00:56:21,500 --> 00:56:24,100
it's on the side of the road...

1228
00:56:24,100 --> 00:56:26,300
tinsel still clinging to it...

1229
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,900
Like a sex crime victim...

1230
00:56:30,900 --> 00:56:33,400
underwear inside out...

1231
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:35,200
bound with electrical tape.

1232
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:36,500
Well, then it suits you.

1233
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:39,400
You can borrow it sometime.

1234
00:56:46,500 --> 00:56:47,800
Get rid of her.

1235
00:56:48,900 --> 00:56:50,200
Why can't you get rid of her?

1236
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:51,400
Don't mention me.

1237
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:52,900
I'm 6 years old again,

1238
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,200
passing messages between parents.

1239
00:56:58,900 --> 00:57:00,400
I really think it's
time you got out of here.

1240
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:01,700
Don't worry. I'm leaving.

1241
00:57:01,700 --> 00:57:02,700
Not that we don't love
your little visits.

1242
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:04,000
You are such a nut case.

1243
00:57:04,100 --> 00:57:05,600
I can't even begin to keep up.

1244
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:10,200
<i>Gotta get off</i>

1245
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:11,300
Thanks. Bye.

1246
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:17,200
<i>Gotta get off
this merry-go-round</i>

1247
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:23,900
<i>Gotta get on where</i>

1248
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:27,400
You kids.

1249
00:57:27,300 --> 00:57:30,600
Wh... Why do you still
waste time with her?

1250
00:57:32,700 --> 00:57:34,100
I'll say this about Marla-

1251
00:57:34,100 --> 00:57:36,300
at least she's tryin' to hit bottom.

1252
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:37,600
What, and I'm not?

1253
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:38,700
Stickin' feathers up your butt

1254
00:57:38,700 --> 00:57:39,700
does not make you a chicken.

1255
00:57:41,100 --> 00:57:42,400
What are we doin' tonight?

1256
00:57:42,500 --> 00:57:44,200
- Tonight?
- Yeah.

1257
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:46,200
We make soap.

1258
00:57:46,100 --> 00:57:47,200
Really.

1259
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:48,300
To make soap, first we render fat.

1260
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:09,900
The salt balance has to be just right,

1261
00:58:09,900 --> 00:58:12,600
so the best fat for making
soap comes from humans.

1262
00:58:13,500 --> 00:58:14,700
Wait. What is this place?

1263
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:16,200
A liposuction clinic.

1264
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:25,200
Aha! Pay dirt.

1265
00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:29,400
The richest, creamiest fat in the world.

1266
00:58:29,300 --> 00:58:30,700
Fat of the land.

1267
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:38,700
Come on.

1268
00:58:43,100 --> 00:58:44,600
Oh, God! Oh!

1269
00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:46,200
Get another one. Unhh!

1270
00:58:52,500 --> 00:58:54,600
As the fat renders, the
tallows float to the surface.

1271
00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:56,300
Like in Boy Scouts.

1272
00:58:56,300 --> 00:58:58,700
I can imagine you as a Boy Scout.

1273
00:58:58,700 --> 00:58:59,700
Keep stirrin'.

1274
00:59:02,500 --> 00:59:03,700
Once the tallow hardens,

1275
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:06,000
we skim off a layer of glycerin.

1276
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,300
If you were to add nitric
acid, you got nitroglycerin.

1277
00:59:08,300 --> 00:59:09,600
If you were then to add sodium nitrate

1278
00:59:09,500 --> 00:59:12,200
and a dash of sawdust, you got dynamite.

1279
00:59:12,100 --> 00:59:13,900
Yeah, with enough soap,

1280
00:59:13,900 --> 00:59:16,200
we could blow up just about anything.

1281
00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:18,100
Tyler was full of useful information.

1282
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:20,600
Now, ancient peoples found
that clothes got cleaner

1283
00:59:20,500 --> 00:59:22,300
when they washed them at a
certain point in the river.

1284
00:59:22,300 --> 00:59:23,900
- You know why?
- No.

1285
00:59:27,300 --> 00:59:28,900
Human sacrifices were once made

1286
00:59:28,900 --> 00:59:30,200
on the hills above this river.

1287
00:59:30,300 --> 00:59:32,500
Bodies burned. Water seeped
into the wood and ashes

1288
00:59:32,500 --> 00:59:34,100
to create lye.

1289
00:59:34,100 --> 00:59:36,400
This is lye, the crucial ingredient.

1290
00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:38,100
Once it mixed with the
melted fat of bodies,

1291
00:59:38,100 --> 00:59:39,500
a thick, white, soapy discharge

1292
00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:42,000
crept into the river. May
I see your hand, please?

1293
00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:50,800
What is this?

1294
00:59:50,900 --> 00:59:52,300
This... is chemical burn.

1295
00:59:52,300 --> 00:59:53,400
Uh-Aah! Aah!

1296
00:59:53,500 --> 00:59:55,300
It'll hurt more than
you've ever been burned,

1297
00:59:55,300 --> 00:59:56,900
and you will have a scar.

1298
00:59:56,800 --> 01:00:00,200
If meditation worked for
cancer, it could work for this.

1299
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:02,000
Stay with the pain.
Don't shove to center.

1300
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:03,600
No, no! Oh, God!

1301
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:05,000
Look at your hand.

1302
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:06,400
The first soap was made
from the ashes of heroes,

1303
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:07,900
Like the first monkey shot into space.

1304
01:00:07,900 --> 01:00:09,600
Without pain, without sacrifice,

1305
01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:10,900
we would have nothin'.

1306
01:00:10,900 --> 01:00:13,800
I tried not to think of the
the words "sear" or "flesh."

1307
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:15,300
Stop it! This is your pain.

1308
01:00:15,300 --> 01:00:16,900
This is your burning
hand. It's right here.

1309
01:00:16,900 --> 01:00:18,000
I'm going to my cave.

1310
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,500
I'm going to my cave
and find my power animal.

1311
01:00:19,500 --> 01:00:22,600
No! Don't deal with it the
way those dead people do!

1312
01:00:22,500 --> 01:00:23,500
Come on!

1313
01:00:23,500 --> 01:00:24,700
I get the point! OK! Please!

1314
01:00:24,700 --> 01:00:26,300
No. What you're feeling
is premature enlightenment.

1315
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:32,600
This is the greatest
moment of your life, man,

1316
01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:35,600
and you're off somewhere-

1317
01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:37,100
Shut up.

1318
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:38,500
Our fathers were our models for God.

1319
01:00:38,500 --> 01:00:39,700
If our fathers bailed,

1320
01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:41,600
what does that tell you about God?

1321
01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:42,500
No, no.

1322
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:44,300
Listen to me.

1323
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:46,200
You have to consider the possibility

1324
01:00:46,100 --> 01:00:48,200
that God does not like you,

1325
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:49,200
He never wanted you.

1326
01:00:49,300 --> 01:00:51,700
In all probability, He hates you.

1327
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:53,500
This is not the worst
thing that can happen.

1328
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:55,100
We don't need Him.

1329
01:00:55,100 --> 01:00:56,100
We don't! I agree!

1330
01:00:56,200 --> 01:00:58,000
Fuck damnation, man. Fuck redemption.

1331
01:00:58,000 --> 01:00:59,400
We are God's unwanted children?

1332
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:00,500
So be it!

1333
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:03,600
Listen! You can run water over your hand

1334
01:01:03,700 --> 01:01:06,000
to make it worse,
or- Look at me-

1335
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,300
or you can use vinegar
to neutralize the burn.

1336
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:09,500
Please let me have some! Please!

1337
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:11,100
First you have to give up.

1338
01:01:11,100 --> 01:01:14,400
First you have to know, not fear,

1339
01:01:14,300 --> 01:01:17,200
know that someday you're gonna die.

1340
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:18,900
You don't know how this feels!

1341
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:25,200
It's only after we've lost everything

1342
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:27,300
that we're free to do anything.

1343
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:30,000
OK.

1344
01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:45,800
Congratulations.

1345
01:01:45,900 --> 01:01:48,800
You're one step closer
to hitting bottom.

1346
01:01:50,900 --> 01:01:53,100
Tyler sold his soap to department stores

1347
01:01:53,100 --> 01:01:54,900
at $20 a bar.

1348
01:01:54,900 --> 01:01:56,200
God knows what they charged.

1349
01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:58,900
This is the best soap.

1350
01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:00,400
Why, thank you, Suzie.

1351
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:01,800
It was beautiful.

1352
01:02:01,900 --> 01:02:03,300
We were selling rich women

1353
01:02:03,300 --> 01:02:05,600
their own fat asses back to them.

1354
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:08,600
He was wearing his yellow tie.

1355
01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:11,200
I didn't even wear a
tie to work anymore.

1356
01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:12,800
"The first rule of Fight Club

1357
01:02:12,700 --> 01:02:14,400
is you don't talk about Fight Club"?

1358
01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:16,100
I'm half asleep again.

1359
01:02:16,100 --> 01:02:18,000
I must've left the original
in the copy machine.

1360
01:02:17,900 --> 01:02:20,400
"The second rule of Fight Club
- " is this yours?

1361
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:22,100
Huh?

1362
01:02:22,100 --> 01:02:23,600
Pretend you're me.

1363
01:02:23,700 --> 01:02:25,400
Make a managerial decision.

1364
01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:28,000
You find this. What would you do?

1365
01:02:32,500 --> 01:02:34,400
Well, I gotta tell ya...

1366
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:37,900
I'd be very, very careful
who you talk to about that.

1367
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:39,500
Because the person who wrote that...

1368
01:02:39,500 --> 01:02:41,300
is dangerous.

1369
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:44,100
And this buttoned-down,
oxford-cloth psycho

1370
01:02:44,100 --> 01:02:45,700
might just snap

1371
01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:48,200
and then stalk from office to office

1372
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:51,900
with an Armilade AR-10
carbine gas-powered

1373
01:02:51,900 --> 01:02:53,400
semi-automatic weapon,

1374
01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:55,300
pumping round after round

1375
01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:57,100
into colleagues and coworkers.

1376
01:02:58,300 --> 01:03:01,700
This might be someone
you've known for years...

1377
01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:05,000
someone very... very... close to you.

1378
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:08,000
Tyler's words coming out of my mouth.

1379
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:11,400
And I used to be such a nice guy.

1380
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:13,600
Maybe you shouldn't bring me
every little piece of trash

1381
01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:15,200
you happen to pick up.

1382
01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:19,700
Liability.

1383
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:21,500
My tit's gonna rot off.

1384
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:24,800
Will you excuse me? I need to take this.

1385
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:32,200
What're you talking about?

1386
01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:34,300
I need you to check and see
if there's a lump in my breast.

1387
01:03:34,300 --> 01:03:35,900
Go to a hospital.

1388
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,200
I can't afford to throw
money away on a doctor.

1389
01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:41,300
I don't know about this, Marla.

1390
01:03:41,300 --> 01:03:43,000
Please?

1391
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:44,800
She didn't call Tyler.

1392
01:03:44,700 --> 01:03:46,900
I'm neutral in her book.

1393
01:03:48,900 --> 01:03:50,000
That's nice.

1394
01:03:50,100 --> 01:03:51,700
Taking food to Mrs...

1395
01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:53,000
Hanna burr, Mrs. Raines?

1396
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:54,300
Who are they... exactly?

1397
01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:56,200
Tragically, they're dead.

1398
01:03:56,100 --> 01:03:57,900
I'm alive, and I'm in poverty.

1399
01:03:57,900 --> 01:03:58,800
You want any?

1400
01:03:58,900 --> 01:03:59,800
No. No.

1401
01:03:59,900 --> 01:04:01,200
I got one for you.

1402
01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:02,500
Thanks for the thought.

1403
01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:06,600
What happened to your hand?

1404
01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:07,700
Uh... nothin'.

1405
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:09,700
Right there.

1406
01:04:09,700 --> 01:04:10,600
Uhh.

1407
01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:13,200
Feel anything?

1408
01:04:13,300 --> 01:04:14,200
No.

1409
01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:15,500
Well, make sure.

1410
01:04:17,300 --> 01:04:19,400
Ok, I'm
- I'm pretty sure.

1411
01:04:19,300 --> 01:04:20,400
You feel nothing.

1412
01:04:20,500 --> 01:04:22,500
No. Nothing.

1413
01:04:24,300 --> 01:04:26,200
Well, that's a relief.

1414
01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:27,500
Thank you.

1415
01:04:27,500 --> 01:04:29,500
Uh, um... no problem.

1416
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:31,600
I wish I could return the favor.

1417
01:04:31,600 --> 01:04:33,600
There's not a lot of breast
cancer in the men in my family.

1418
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:35,100
Could check your prostate.

1419
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:37,000
I think I'm OK.

1420
01:04:37,100 --> 01:04:39,000
Well, thanks, anyway.

1421
01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:45,000
Are we done?

1422
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:48,400
Yeah, we're done. See you... around.

1423
01:05:04,900 --> 01:05:05,800
Cornelius?

1424
01:05:06,900 --> 01:05:07,800
Cornelius!

1425
01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:10,500
It's me...

1426
01:05:10,500 --> 01:05:11,800
Bob!

1427
01:05:11,900 --> 01:05:13,300
Hey... Bob.

1428
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:16,700
Hey. Uhh!

1429
01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:17,900
We all thought you were dead.

1430
01:05:17,900 --> 01:05:20,100
No, no. Still here.

1431
01:05:20,100 --> 01:05:22,000
How are you, Bob?

1432
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,800
Better than I've ever
been in my whole life.

1433
01:05:23,900 --> 01:05:26,600
Really. You still
remaining men together?

1434
01:05:26,500 --> 01:05:28,600
No, no. I got somethin'
so much better now.

1435
01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:30,100
Really. What is it?

1436
01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:33,100
Well...

1437
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:35,300
first rule is...

1438
01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:37,100
I'm not supposed to talk about it.

1439
01:05:38,100 --> 01:05:39,500
And the second rule is,

1440
01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:41,200
I'm not supposed to talk about it.

1441
01:05:41,100 --> 01:05:42,700
And the third rule is...

1442
01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:45,200
Bob. Bob. I'm a member.

1443
01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:47,700
Look at my face, Bob.

1444
01:05:49,700 --> 01:05:51,800
That's fuckin'
- That's fuckin' great.

1445
01:05:51,800 --> 01:05:53,700
I've... l’ve never seen you there.

1446
01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:55,400
I go Tuesdays and Thursdays.

1447
01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:57,400
I go Saturday.

1448
01:05:57,300 --> 01:05:58,600
Congratulations.

1449
01:05:59,600 --> 01:06:01,700
Yeah. Hey, to both of us, right?

1450
01:06:01,700 --> 01:06:03,500
Have you heard about the
guy that invented this thing?

1451
01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:05,100
Well, uh, yeah, actually. I-

1452
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:07,200
I hear all kinds of things.

1453
01:06:07,200 --> 01:06:11,500
Supposedly... he was born
in a mental institution.

1454
01:06:11,300 --> 01:06:14,900
And he sleeps only one hour a night.

1455
01:06:14,900 --> 01:06:16,200
He's a great man.

1456
01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:17,200
Oh...

1457
01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:19,500
do you know about Tyler Durden?

1458
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:29,600
Ha ha ha!

1459
01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:35,900
Take him down!

1460
01:06:35,900 --> 01:06:37,500
Take him down!

1461
01:06:37,500 --> 01:06:38,900
Take him down!

1462
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:46,100
I didn't hurt you, did I?

1463
01:06:46,100 --> 01:06:48,700
Actually, you did.

1464
01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:50,100
Thank you for this.

1465
01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:52,400
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

1466
01:06:52,300 --> 01:06:53,300
Fight Club.

1467
01:06:53,300 --> 01:06:55,200
Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob.

1468
01:06:55,200 --> 01:06:56,800
This was mine and Tyler's gift...

1469
01:06:56,800 --> 01:06:59,000
our gift to the world.

1470
01:06:58,900 --> 01:07:00,800
Look around. Look around.

1471
01:07:00,700 --> 01:07:02,600
I see a lot of new faces.

1472
01:07:02,700 --> 01:07:03,600
- Ha ha!
- Ha ha!

1473
01:07:03,600 --> 01:07:04,600
Shut up!

1474
01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:07,600
Which means a lot of you

1475
01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:10,500
have been breaking the
first 2 rules of Fight Club.

1476
01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:19,700
Man, I see in Fight Club

1477
01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:22,500
the strongest and smartest
men who've ever lived.

1478
01:07:22,500 --> 01:07:25,000
I see all this potential.

1479
01:07:24,900 --> 01:07:26,200
And I see squandering.

1480
01:07:27,500 --> 01:07:28,600
God damn it.

1481
01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:31,500
An entire generation pumping gas...

1482
01:07:31,500 --> 01:07:33,000
waiting tables...

1483
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:35,000
slaves with white collars.

1484
01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:40,700
Advertising has its taste
in cars and clothes...

1485
01:07:40,500 --> 01:07:43,800
working jobs we hate so we
can buy shit we don't need.

1486
01:07:47,300 --> 01:07:49,900
We're the middle
children of history, man.

1487
01:07:49,900 --> 01:07:52,300
No purpose or place.

1488
01:07:52,300 --> 01:07:55,700
We have no Great War...
no Great Depression.

1489
01:07:58,100 --> 01:08:00,800
Our Great War's a spiritual war.

1490
01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:04,000
Our Great Depression is our lives.

1491
01:08:07,700 --> 01:08:09,100
We've all been raised on television

1492
01:08:09,100 --> 01:08:11,000
to believe that one day
we'd all be millionaires

1493
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:13,400
and movie gods and rock stars.

1494
01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:15,100
But we won't.

1495
01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:17,100
We're slowly learning that fact.

1496
01:08:18,300 --> 01:08:20,900
And we're very, very pissed off.

1497
01:08:20,900 --> 01:08:21,800
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1498
01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:29,000
First rule of Fight Club
is you do not talk about-

1499
01:08:34,100 --> 01:08:35,300
Who are you?

1500
01:08:36,400 --> 01:08:37,700
Who am I?

1501
01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:38,700
Yeah.

1502
01:08:40,100 --> 01:08:41,100
There's a sign in the front

1503
01:08:41,100 --> 01:08:42,200
that says "Lou's Tavern."

1504
01:08:43,300 --> 01:08:45,500
I'm fuckin' Lou.

1505
01:08:45,500 --> 01:08:47,100
Who the fuck are you?

1506
01:08:47,100 --> 01:08:49,100
Tyler Durden.

1507
01:08:52,300 --> 01:08:54,900
Who told you motherfuckers
that you could use my place?

1508
01:08:54,900 --> 01:08:56,800
We have a deal worked out with Irvin.

1509
01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:57,800
Irvin?

1510
01:08:57,800 --> 01:09:00,300
Irvin's at home with
a broken collarbone.

1511
01:09:00,300 --> 01:09:01,900
He don't own this place.

1512
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:02,900
I do.

1513
01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:06,800
How much money is he gettin' for this?

1514
01:09:06,900 --> 01:09:08,200
There is no money.

1515
01:09:08,100 --> 01:09:10,700
- Really. Ain't that somethin'?
- Free to all.

1516
01:09:10,700 --> 01:09:12,600
It is, actually.

1517
01:09:12,500 --> 01:09:15,000
Look, stupid fuck...

1518
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:16,500
I want everybody outta here right now.

1519
01:09:16,500 --> 01:09:19,700
Hey. You should join our club.

1520
01:09:20,900 --> 01:09:22,400
Did you hear what I just said?

1521
01:09:22,300 --> 01:09:24,100
You and your friend.

1522
01:09:24,100 --> 01:09:25,900
Oomph!

1523
01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:26,900
Uhh!

1524
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:28,900
You hear me now?!

1525
01:09:30,300 --> 01:09:32,500
No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou.

1526
01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:33,500
Ooh!

1527
01:09:33,500 --> 01:09:34,400
Pfft!

1528
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:37,000
Ohhh...

1529
01:09:38,400 --> 01:09:40,200
Still not gettin' it.

1530
01:09:41,300 --> 01:09:43,000
Aah! OK, OK, OK. I got it.

1531
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:45,400
I got it. I got it. Shit, I lost it.

1532
01:09:45,400 --> 01:09:46,900
Ooh!

1533
01:09:46,900 --> 01:09:48,000
Back! All of you!

1534
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:51,100
Everybody back.

1535
01:09:53,200 --> 01:09:55,100
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

1536
01:09:56,800 --> 01:09:59,100
Ha ha ha ha ha!

1537
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:01,100
Aw, Lou...

1538
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:03,000
Come on, man.

1539
01:10:03,100 --> 01:10:04,600
We really like this place.

1540
01:10:05,900 --> 01:10:07,300
Ohh!

1541
01:10:12,100 --> 01:10:13,300
Ohhh...

1542
01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:16,200
- That's right, Lou, get
it- - Shut the fuck up!

1543
01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:18,000
Oh, yeah!

1544
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:20,500
Yeah! Ha ha ha ha ha!

1545
01:10:20,500 --> 01:10:22,700
Ho ho ho ha ha ha!

1546
01:10:22,700 --> 01:10:23,900
Think that's fuckin' funny?!

1547
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:26,000
Ho ho, ho! Ha ha ha ha!

1548
01:10:25,900 --> 01:10:28,900
Ha ha ha ha
- Ohh! Ho ho ho!

1549
01:10:33,300 --> 01:10:35,100
Fuckin' guys are loony, I'm tellin' ya.

1550
01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:39,200
Unbelievable. Aah!

1551
01:10:42,900 --> 01:10:44,100
You don't know where I've been, Lou.

1552
01:10:44,100 --> 01:10:45,700
- Oh, my God!
- Ha ha ha!

1553
01:10:45,700 --> 01:10:48,600
You don't know where I've been! Ha ha!

1554
01:10:48,600 --> 01:10:50,900
Ha ha ha ha ha!

1555
01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:53,100
Lou! Please let us keep it, Lou!

1556
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:54,500
Please, Lou!

1557
01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:57,000
Fuckin' use the basement! Christ!

1558
01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:59,900
I want your word, Lou! I want your word!

1559
01:10:59,800 --> 01:11:01,700
On my mother's honor.

1560
01:11:03,300 --> 01:11:04,300
Uhh!

1561
01:11:05,900 --> 01:11:07,700
Lou!

1562
01:11:07,700 --> 01:11:09,300
Aaahhh!

1563
01:11:10,500 --> 01:11:11,600
Thanks, Lou.

1564
01:11:13,700 --> 01:11:15,400
You, too, big guy.

1565
01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:21,100
See you next week.

1566
01:11:36,700 --> 01:11:39,000
This week... each one of you...

1567
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:41,100
has a homework assignment.

1568
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:42,300
You're gonna go out.

1569
01:11:42,300 --> 01:11:44,700
You're gonna start a fight
with a total stranger.

1570
01:11:47,900 --> 01:11:49,400
You're gonna start a fight.

1571
01:11:50,500 --> 01:11:51,900
And you're gonna lose.

1572
01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:56,500
Excellent choice, sir.

1573
01:11:58,300 --> 01:12:00,000
Hey! Watch out, jackass!

1574
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:01,100
Come on!

1575
01:12:01,100 --> 01:12:03,700
Now, this is not as easy as it sounds.

1576
01:12:05,500 --> 01:12:07,300
I'm thinkin' you really-What?!

1577
01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:08,800
Son of a bitch!

1578
01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:11,700
Most people... normal people...

1579
01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:13,700
do just about anything to avoid a fight.

1580
01:12:15,100 --> 01:12:17,300
Excuse me. You sprayed
me with your hose.

1581
01:12:17,300 --> 01:12:18,500
Like that?

1582
01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:19,900
That's not necessary.

1583
01:12:19,900 --> 01:12:21,800
Dave! Go call 911!

1584
01:12:23,400 --> 01:12:24,400
Aaaahhh!

1585
01:12:26,200 --> 01:12:27,400
Stop it!

1586
01:12:27,500 --> 01:12:28,400
Stop it!

1587
01:12:30,900 --> 01:12:31,800
Sorry.

1588
01:12:31,900 --> 01:12:33,700
What did
- Come here!

1589
01:12:33,700 --> 01:12:35,900
Leave me alone! You crazy?

1590
01:12:35,900 --> 01:12:36,800
Uhh!

1591
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:39,100
Unhh! Uhh!

1592
01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:41,200
Bastard!

1593
01:12:46,700 --> 01:12:48,200
We need to talk.

1594
01:12:50,700 --> 01:12:51,600
OK.

1595
01:12:54,100 --> 01:12:55,400
Where to begin?

1596
01:12:55,300 --> 01:12:57,800
With your constant absenteeism?

1597
01:12:57,700 --> 01:13:00,800
With your unpresentable appearance?

1598
01:13:00,800 --> 01:13:02,200
You're up for review.

1599
01:13:02,100 --> 01:13:05,400
I am Jack’s... complete
lack of surprise.

1600
01:13:05,300 --> 01:13:06,300
What?

1601
01:13:06,300 --> 01:13:07,200
Let's pretend.

1602
01:13:07,300 --> 01:13:09,100
You're the Department of Transportation.

1603
01:13:09,100 --> 01:13:10,100
OK?

1604
01:13:10,100 --> 01:13:13,800
Someone informs you that this company

1605
01:13:13,700 --> 01:13:15,700
installs front seat mounting brackets

1606
01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:17,700
that never pass collision tests...

1607
01:13:17,700 --> 01:13:21,200
brake linings that fail
after a thousand miles,

1608
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:23,200
and fuel injectors that explode

1609
01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:24,900
and burn people alive.

1610
01:13:26,100 --> 01:13:27,200
What then?

1611
01:13:27,200 --> 01:13:29,500
Are you threatening me?

1612
01:13:29,500 --> 01:13:30,400
No...

1613
01:13:30,500 --> 01:13:32,300
Get the fuck outta here. You're fired.

1614
01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:33,900
I have a better solution.

1615
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:37,500
You keep me on the payroll
as an outside consultant.

1616
01:13:37,400 --> 01:13:39,100
And in exchange for my salary,

1617
01:13:39,100 --> 01:13:40,900
my job will be never to tell people

1618
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:43,200
these things that I know.

1619
01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:45,200
I don't even have to
come into the office.

1620
01:13:45,100 --> 01:13:46,600
I can do this job from home.

1621
01:13:48,200 --> 01:13:50,100
Who-Who the fuck do you think you are,

1622
01:13:50,200 --> 01:13:52,900
you crazy little shit?

1623
01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:58,300
Security?

1624
01:13:58,200 --> 01:14:00,200
I am Jack's smirking revenge.

1625
01:14:00,200 --> 01:14:01,400
Ohh!

1626
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:07,100
Ohh!

1627
01:14:07,100 --> 01:14:08,400
Ahh... ahh...

1628
01:14:08,500 --> 01:14:10,900
What the hell are you doing?

1629
01:14:18,700 --> 01:14:21,000
Ohh... that hurt.

1630
01:14:23,100 --> 01:14:25,700
Why would you do that?

1631
01:14:25,700 --> 01:14:27,000
Oh, my God.

1632
01:14:26,900 --> 01:14:28,600
No! Please stop!

1633
01:14:31,100 --> 01:14:33,500
Uhh! Uh... uhh!

1634
01:14:38,300 --> 01:14:39,500
What are you doing?

1635
01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:42,600
Oh, God, no! Please! No!

1636
01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:45,300
For some reason, I
thought of my first fight

1637
01:14:45,200 --> 01:14:46,600
with Tyler.

1638
01:14:46,700 --> 01:14:47,600
No!

1639
01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:13,900
Under and behind and inside,

1640
01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:16,000
everything this man took for granted...

1641
01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:18,400
something horrible had been growing.

1642
01:15:19,500 --> 01:15:20,600
Now, look.

1643
01:15:20,500 --> 01:15:22,900
Give me the paychecks like I asked,

1644
01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:25,200
and you won't ever see me again.

1645
01:15:25,100 --> 01:15:28,600
And right then, at our most
excellent moment together...

1646
01:15:30,700 --> 01:15:32,900
Oh... thank God.

1647
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:34,700
Please don't hit me again. Please...

1648
01:15:34,700 --> 01:15:36,800
Telephone, computer, fax machine,

1649
01:15:36,800 --> 01:15:41,100
52 weekly paychecks, and
48 airline flight coupons.

1650
01:15:40,900 --> 01:15:43,300
We now had corporate sponsorship.

1651
01:15:43,300 --> 01:15:45,500
This is how Tyler and I
were able to have Fight Club

1652
01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:47,000
every night of the week.

1653
01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:52,100
Now nobody was the center of Fight Club

1654
01:15:52,100 --> 01:15:54,100
except the 2 men fighting.

1655
01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:58,000
The leader walked through the
crowd, out in the darkness.

1656
01:15:59,100 --> 01:16:02,000
Tyler was now involved
in a class-action lawsuit

1657
01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:04,400
with the Pressman Hotel over
the urine content of their soup.

1658
01:16:10,700 --> 01:16:12,900
I am Jack’s wasted life.

1659
01:16:17,200 --> 01:16:20,200
Yeah! Yeah! Ha ha! Yeah!

1660
01:16:20,300 --> 01:16:21,600
There you are, sir.

1661
01:16:24,700 --> 01:16:27,300
Tyler dreamed up new
homework assignments.

1662
01:16:27,300 --> 01:16:29,900
He handed them out in sealed envelopes.

1663
01:17:07,400 --> 01:17:09,000
Did you know there's a Fight Club

1664
01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:09,900
up in Delaware City?

1665
01:17:09,900 --> 01:17:10,800
Yeah, I heard.

1666
01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:14,600
There's one in Penn's Grove, too.

1667
01:17:14,500 --> 01:17:16,700
Bob even found one up in Newcastle.

1668
01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:18,700
Yeah. Did you start that one?

1669
01:17:18,700 --> 01:17:20,100
No. I thought you did.

1670
01:17:20,100 --> 01:17:21,300
Nah.

1671
01:17:21,400 --> 01:17:22,300
Pff!

1672
01:18:09,200 --> 01:18:10,600
Stop for a second.

1673
01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:12,100
Hey, what are we doing?

1674
01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:13,000
Turn around.

1675
01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:14,500
What are we doing?

1676
01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:15,400
Homework assignment.

1677
01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:16,700
What kind of homework assignment?

1678
01:18:16,700 --> 01:18:17,900
Human sacrifice.

1679
01:18:17,900 --> 01:18:19,000
Hey, is that a gun?

1680
01:18:19,100 --> 01:18:20,500
Please. Please tell me that's not a gun.

1681
01:18:20,500 --> 01:18:21,400
It's a gun.

1682
01:18:21,500 --> 01:18:22,400
What are you doing?

1683
01:18:22,400 --> 01:18:23,300
Meet me in the back.

1684
01:18:23,400 --> 01:18:24,800
Hey, don't fuck around.

1685
01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:26,000
Meet me in the back.

1686
01:18:26,100 --> 01:18:28,200
On a long enough time line,

1687
01:18:28,200 --> 01:18:30,500
the survival rate for
everyone drops to zero.

1688
01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:33,500
What are you doing? Come on.

1689
01:18:33,500 --> 01:18:34,900
Hands behind your back.

1690
01:18:34,800 --> 01:18:35,800
God.

1691
01:18:35,900 --> 01:18:36,900
Give me your wallet.

1692
01:18:38,100 --> 01:18:39,500
Raymond K. Hessel,

1693
01:18:39,400 --> 01:18:42,400
1320 Southeast Banning, apartment A.

1694
01:18:42,400 --> 01:18:43,700
Small, cramped basement
apartment, Raymond?

1695
01:18:43,700 --> 01:18:44,700
How did you know?

1696
01:18:44,800 --> 01:18:46,400
Because they give shitty
basement apartments

1697
01:18:46,400 --> 01:18:48,300
Letters instead of numbers.

1698
01:18:48,300 --> 01:18:49,700
Raymond...

1699
01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:51,200
you're going to die.

1700
01:18:51,200 --> 01:18:52,700
Oh, my God, no...

1701
01:18:52,700 --> 01:18:53,900
Is that your mom and dad?

1702
01:18:53,900 --> 01:18:55,400
Mom and dad are going to have to call up

1703
01:18:55,400 --> 01:18:56,400
kindly Dr.
So-And-So

1704
01:18:56,400 --> 01:18:57,800
to pick up your dental records.

1705
01:18:57,800 --> 01:18:59,000
You want to know why?

1706
01:18:59,100 --> 01:19:00,800
Because there's going to be
nothing left of your face.

1707
01:19:00,800 --> 01:19:02,500
Aw, come on.

1708
01:19:02,500 --> 01:19:04,900
An expired community
college student I.D.

1709
01:19:04,900 --> 01:19:06,300
What'd you study, Raymond?

1710
01:19:06,400 --> 01:19:08,000
S-S-S-Stuff.

1711
01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:09,400
Stuff?

1712
01:19:09,300 --> 01:19:11,400
Were the midterms hard?

1713
01:19:12,500 --> 01:19:13,800
I asked you what you studied.

1714
01:19:13,900 --> 01:19:15,000
Biology, mostly.

1715
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:16,100
Why?

1716
01:19:16,200 --> 01:19:18,100
I-I don't know.

1717
01:19:18,100 --> 01:19:21,500
What did you want to
be, Raymond K. Hessel?

1718
01:19:22,700 --> 01:19:24,900
The question, Raymond,

1719
01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:28,200
was what did you want to be?

1720
01:19:28,200 --> 01:19:30,000
Answer him, Raymond! Jesus!

1721
01:19:30,100 --> 01:19:31,500
Veterinarian! Veterinarian!

1722
01:19:31,400 --> 01:19:32,500
Animals.

1723
01:19:32,600 --> 01:19:34,500
Yeah,
animal s-s-s-

1724
01:19:34,500 --> 01:19:35,500
Stuff. Yeah, I got that.

1725
01:19:35,500 --> 01:19:36,500
That means you have
to get more schooling.

1726
01:19:36,600 --> 01:19:38,000
Too much school.

1727
01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:39,400
Would you rather be dead?

1728
01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:40,400
No...

1729
01:19:40,300 --> 01:19:41,600
Would you rather die, here,

1730
01:19:41,600 --> 01:19:43,100
on your knees,

1731
01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:44,800
in the back of a convenience store?

1732
01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:46,400
No... No, please...

1733
01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:47,700
no...

1734
01:19:50,800 --> 01:19:52,300
I'm keeping your license.

1735
01:19:53,500 --> 01:19:55,100
Gonna check in on you.

1736
01:19:55,100 --> 01:19:57,000
I know where you live.

1737
01:19:57,000 --> 01:19:59,900
If you’re not on your way
to becoming a veterinarian

1738
01:19:59,900 --> 01:20:01,500
in 6 weeks, you will be dead.

1739
01:20:03,200 --> 01:20:05,000
Now run on home.

1740
01:20:09,600 --> 01:20:11,900
Run, Forrest, run!

1741
01:20:13,300 --> 01:20:14,700
I feel ill.

1742
01:20:16,400 --> 01:20:17,800
Imagine how he feels.

1743
01:20:17,800 --> 01:20:19,800
Come on, this isn't funny!

1744
01:20:19,700 --> 01:20:21,200
That wasn't funny.

1745
01:20:21,200 --> 01:20:23,200
What the fuck was the point of that?

1746
01:20:23,200 --> 01:20:24,700
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day

1747
01:20:24,600 --> 01:20:26,100
of Raymond K. Hessel's life.

1748
01:20:26,100 --> 01:20:27,600
His breakfast will taste better

1749
01:20:27,500 --> 01:20:30,400
than any meal you and
I have ever tasted.

1750
01:20:31,800 --> 01:20:34,400
You had to give it to him.

1751
01:20:34,300 --> 01:20:35,700
Come on.

1752
01:20:35,700 --> 01:20:36,700
He had a plan.

1753
01:20:36,700 --> 01:20:38,600
And it started to make sense

1754
01:20:38,600 --> 01:20:39,900
in a Tyler sort of way.

1755
01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:41,000
No fear.

1756
01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:42,900
No distractions.

1757
01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:46,300
The ability to let that
which does not matter

1758
01:20:46,200 --> 01:20:48,200
truly slide.

1759
01:20:59,700 --> 01:21:01,400
You're not your job.

1760
01:21:03,500 --> 01:21:06,800
You're not how much money
you have in the bank.

1761
01:21:08,300 --> 01:21:11,100
You're not the car you drive.

1762
01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:13,600
You're not the contents of your wallet.

1763
01:21:14,900 --> 01:21:16,900
You're not your fuckin' khakis.

1764
01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:22,400
You're the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

1765
01:21:30,900 --> 01:21:33,900
I'll be out of your way in a sec.

1766
01:21:33,800 --> 01:21:35,300
You don't have to go.

1767
01:21:37,200 --> 01:21:38,300
Whatever.

1768
01:21:39,300 --> 01:21:42,200
No, I mean, uh...

1769
01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:43,400
It's OK.

1770
01:21:52,500 --> 01:21:55,300
Are you still going to groups?

1771
01:21:55,300 --> 01:21:56,400
Yeah.

1772
01:21:58,400 --> 01:22:00,200
Chloe's dead.

1773
01:22:00,300 --> 01:22:03,000
Ah, Chloe.

1774
01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:05,000
When did that happen?

1775
01:22:05,100 --> 01:22:07,500
Do you care?

1776
01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:08,700
I don't know.

1777
01:22:08,700 --> 01:22:10,900
I haven't thought about it in a while.

1778
01:22:10,900 --> 01:22:13,100
Yeah, well...

1779
01:22:13,100 --> 01:22:16,200
I think it was a smart move on her part.

1780
01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:18,500
Hey, listen, uh...

1781
01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:22,200
what are you getting out of all this?

1782
01:22:22,100 --> 01:22:23,300
What?

1783
01:22:24,400 --> 01:22:25,900
I mean, all this.

1784
01:22:25,900 --> 01:22:27,400
Why do you keep...

1785
01:22:27,300 --> 01:22:29,800
Is this making you happy?

1786
01:22:31,300 --> 01:22:33,300
Yeah, well, sometimes.

1787
01:22:34,600 --> 01:22:37,100
I don't know. I don't understand.

1788
01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:39,000
Why does a weaker person

1789
01:22:38,900 --> 01:22:41,400
need to latch on to a strong person?

1790
01:22:41,300 --> 01:22:42,600
What is that?

1791
01:22:42,600 --> 01:22:44,700
Well, what do you get out of it?

1792
01:22:46,500 --> 01:22:48,500
No-It's-It's not the
same thing at all.

1793
01:22:48,500 --> 01:22:50,300
I mean, we're... it's
totally different with us.

1794
01:22:50,300 --> 01:22:51,400
We're-We're-

1795
01:22:51,500 --> 01:22:52,500
Us?

1796
01:22:52,500 --> 01:22:54,300
What do you mean by "us"?

1797
01:22:54,300 --> 01:22:56,000
I'm sorry, do you hear this?

1798
01:22:56,100 --> 01:22:57,100
Hear what?

1799
01:22:57,100 --> 01:22:59,000
You're not hearing all that noise?

1800
01:22:59,000 --> 01:22:59,900
Just-Hold on a second.

1801
01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:01,200
No, wait. What were you saying?

1802
01:23:01,200 --> 01:23:02,900
Don't change the subject.
I want to talk about this.

1803
01:23:02,900 --> 01:23:04,600
You're not talking about me, are you?

1804
01:23:04,500 --> 01:23:06,400
No. What?

1805
01:23:06,300 --> 01:23:08,100
That day you came over to
my place to play doctor-

1806
01:23:08,200 --> 01:23:09,800
what was going on there?

1807
01:23:09,800 --> 01:23:10,700
What are you talking about?

1808
01:23:10,800 --> 01:23:12,200
Nothing. Nothing.

1809
01:23:12,200 --> 01:23:13,300
I don't think so.

1810
01:23:13,200 --> 01:23:14,500
Come on, what do you want?

1811
01:23:14,600 --> 01:23:15,800
- Look at me.
- No. What?

1812
01:23:15,800 --> 01:23:17,600
Look at me.

1813
01:23:17,600 --> 01:23:19,100
What is that?

1814
01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:20,600
It's nothing. Don't worry about it.

1815
01:23:20,600 --> 01:23:21,600
Oh, my God.

1816
01:23:21,600 --> 01:23:22,600
Who did this?

1817
01:23:22,600 --> 01:23:23,600
A person.

1818
01:23:23,600 --> 01:23:24,600
Guy or girl?

1819
01:23:24,700 --> 01:23:26,700
What do you care if
it’s a guy or a girl?

1820
01:23:26,700 --> 01:23:27,700
What do you care if I ask?

1821
01:23:27,700 --> 01:23:28,900
This is none of your
business. Leave me alone.

1822
01:23:28,900 --> 01:23:29,900
You're afraid to say it.

1823
01:23:29,800 --> 01:23:30,800
I am not afraid to say. Let me go.

1824
01:23:30,800 --> 01:23:31,900
No! Talk to me.

1825
01:23:31,900 --> 01:23:33,100
- No!
- Let go of me. Leave me alone.

1826
01:23:33,100 --> 01:23:34,600
This conversation...

1827
01:23:34,600 --> 01:23:35,700
This conversation...

1828
01:23:35,800 --> 01:23:37,600
is over.

1829
01:23:37,600 --> 01:23:39,000
Is over.

1830
01:23:40,100 --> 01:23:42,400
I just can't win with you, can I?

1831
01:23:49,900 --> 01:23:52,800
Hey, this is getting a little old.

1832
01:23:54,200 --> 01:23:56,400
What is-What is all this?

1833
01:23:56,400 --> 01:23:57,800
What do you think?

1834
01:23:59,100 --> 01:24:02,200
Hey, why do we need bunk beds?

1835
01:24:02,200 --> 01:24:03,100
Hey.

1836
01:24:09,800 --> 01:24:11,400
Too young.

1837
01:24:11,400 --> 01:24:13,000
Sorry.

1838
01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:15,200
What's all that?

1839
01:24:15,200 --> 01:24:17,700
If the applicant is young,
tell him he's too young.

1840
01:24:17,700 --> 01:24:19,100
Old, too old. Fat, too fat.

1841
01:24:19,100 --> 01:24:20,100
Applicant?

1842
01:24:20,200 --> 01:24:22,000
If the applicant then waits for 3 days

1843
01:24:22,000 --> 01:24:23,900
without food, shelter or encouragement,

1844
01:24:23,900 --> 01:24:26,300
he may then enter and
begin his training.

1845
01:24:26,300 --> 01:24:27,900
Training for what?

1846
01:24:32,800 --> 01:24:34,700
You think this is a game?

1847
01:24:34,700 --> 01:24:36,600
You're too young to train here.

1848
01:24:36,600 --> 01:24:38,500
End of story. Quit wasting our time.

1849
01:24:38,500 --> 01:24:39,900
Get the fuck out of here.

1850
01:24:44,300 --> 01:24:45,700
Bad news, friend.

1851
01:24:46,800 --> 01:24:48,700
It's not gonna happen.

1852
01:24:48,700 --> 01:24:51,700
I'm sorry if there
was a misunderstanding.

1853
01:24:51,500 --> 01:24:53,500
It's not the end of the world.

1854
01:24:53,600 --> 01:24:55,000
Just go away.

1855
01:24:56,000 --> 01:24:57,900
Go.

1856
01:24:57,800 --> 01:24:59,400
You're trespassing,

1857
01:24:59,400 --> 01:25:01,300
and I will have to call the police.

1858
01:25:04,600 --> 01:25:06,400
Don't you look at me.

1859
01:25:06,400 --> 01:25:08,100
Do you think you're ever
getting in this house?

1860
01:25:08,100 --> 01:25:09,500
You're never getting
in this fucking house.

1861
01:25:09,600 --> 01:25:11,400
Never. Now get the fuck off the porch.

1862
01:25:11,400 --> 01:25:12,900
Get off the porch!

1863
01:25:12,800 --> 01:25:14,300
Sooner or later,

1864
01:25:14,300 --> 01:25:16,400
we all became what
Tyler wanted us to be.

1865
01:25:16,400 --> 01:25:19,200
I'm gonna go inside and
I'm gonna get a shovel.

1866
01:25:25,800 --> 01:25:27,300
You got 2 black shirts?

1867
01:25:27,200 --> 01:25:28,200
Sir.

1868
01:25:28,200 --> 01:25:29,700
2 pair of black pants?

1869
01:25:29,600 --> 01:25:30,600
Yes, sir.

1870
01:25:30,600 --> 01:25:31,600
One pair of black boots?

1871
01:25:31,500 --> 01:25:32,500
Sir.

1872
01:25:32,500 --> 01:25:33,500
2 pair of black socks?

1873
01:25:33,500 --> 01:25:34,500
Sir.

1874
01:25:34,400 --> 01:25:35,400
One black jacket?

1875
01:25:35,400 --> 01:25:36,400
Sir.

1876
01:25:36,300 --> 01:25:37,500
$300 personal burial money?

1877
01:25:37,500 --> 01:25:38,600
Yes, sir.

1878
01:25:40,300 --> 01:25:42,000
All right.

1879
01:25:51,700 --> 01:25:54,800
You're too old, fat man.

1880
01:25:54,800 --> 01:25:56,400
Your tits are too big.

1881
01:25:56,400 --> 01:25:58,800
Get the fuck off my porch.

1882
01:26:04,900 --> 01:26:07,400
Bob. Bob.

1883
01:26:21,900 --> 01:26:23,300
Like a monkey

1884
01:26:23,300 --> 01:26:25,300
ready to be shot into space.

1885
01:26:25,300 --> 01:26:26,800
Space monkey.

1886
01:26:26,900 --> 01:26:31,100
Ready to sacrifice himself
for the greater good.

1887
01:26:35,600 --> 01:26:39,500
You are too fucking old, fatty!

1888
01:26:39,400 --> 01:26:41,100
And you.

1889
01:26:41,100 --> 01:26:42,700
You're too fucking...

1890
01:26:42,700 --> 01:26:44,000
blond!

1891
01:26:44,100 --> 01:26:46,500
Get out of here, the both of you!

1892
01:26:47,200 --> 01:26:48,700
And so it went.

1893
01:26:48,700 --> 01:26:50,700
Listen up, maggots.

1894
01:26:50,600 --> 01:26:53,100
You are not special.

1895
01:26:53,100 --> 01:26:56,400
You are not a beautiful
or unique snowflake.

1896
01:26:56,300 --> 01:26:58,700
You are the same decaying organic matter

1897
01:26:58,700 --> 01:27:00,300
as everything else.

1898
01:27:00,400 --> 01:27:02,800
Tyler built himself an army.

1899
01:27:02,700 --> 01:27:06,700
We are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

1900
01:27:06,500 --> 01:27:10,200
We are all part of
the same compost heap.

1901
01:27:11,600 --> 01:27:15,000
Why was Tyler Durden building an army?

1902
01:27:14,900 --> 01:27:16,600
To what purpose?

1903
01:27:16,600 --> 01:27:18,400
For what greater good?

1904
01:27:21,600 --> 01:27:23,400
In Tyler we trusted.

1905
01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:32,800
No, when he was like, "You are
not your job," I was like...

1906
01:27:32,700 --> 01:27:34,100
Yeah!

1907
01:27:35,700 --> 01:27:37,300
Hey, what's all this?

1908
01:27:40,200 --> 01:27:41,900
OK!

1909
01:27:41,900 --> 01:27:43,900
Go on in and celebrate.

1910
01:27:43,900 --> 01:27:45,300
What are we celebrating?

1911
01:27:45,300 --> 01:27:46,300
Go on.

1912
01:27:50,600 --> 01:27:51,500
Hey.

1913
01:27:51,600 --> 01:27:53,000
Let me get that for you.

1914
01:28:03,800 --> 01:28:06,200
Investigators are on
the scene right now.

1915
01:28:06,100 --> 01:28:08,400
Hold on. Police Commissioner
Jacobs has just arrived.

1916
01:28:08,400 --> 01:28:11,400
Commissioner, Commissioner,
could you please tell us

1917
01:28:11,300 --> 01:28:12,900
what you think has happened here?

1918
01:28:13,000 --> 01:28:14,400
We believe this is one of many

1919
01:28:14,400 --> 01:28:16,600
recent acts of vandalism around the city

1920
01:28:16,500 --> 01:28:19,500
somehow related to
underground boxing clubs.

1921
01:28:19,500 --> 01:28:23,600
We'll be coordinating a
rigorous investigation.

1922
01:28:23,500 --> 01:28:25,900
That was Police Commissioner
Jacobs, who just arrived

1923
01:28:25,900 --> 01:28:27,700
on the scene here of a 4-alarm fire

1924
01:28:27,700 --> 01:28:29,400
that broke out about an hour ago.

1925
01:28:29,500 --> 01:28:30,400
She's hot.

1926
01:28:30,400 --> 01:28:31,900
Live from the Parker Morris Building,

1927
01:28:31,900 --> 01:28:33,700
Lauren Sanchez. Back
to you in the studio.

1928
01:28:33,800 --> 01:28:35,400
Yeah!

1929
01:28:35,400 --> 01:28:36,900
- Ha ha ha ha!
- Yeah.

1930
01:28:36,900 --> 01:28:38,500
Holy shit.

1931
01:28:38,600 --> 01:28:39,500
Yeah!

1932
01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:44,200
- Yeah!
- Ha ha ha!

1933
01:28:44,100 --> 01:28:45,400
Hoo hoo hoo!

1934
01:28:45,500 --> 01:28:47,100
What the fuck did you guys do?

1935
01:28:47,000 --> 01:28:48,400
...how the blaze started,

1936
01:28:48,400 --> 01:28:51,100
but arson investigators
are on the premises...

1937
01:28:55,900 --> 01:28:58,900
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem

1938
01:28:58,900 --> 01:29:01,300
is you do not ask questions, sir.

1939
01:29:06,300 --> 01:29:08,900
The victory in the war against crime

1940
01:29:08,800 --> 01:29:10,900
will not come overnight.

1941
01:29:10,800 --> 01:29:13,000
It will take dedication and commitment,

1942
01:29:12,900 --> 01:29:15,400
and most of all, cooperation.

1943
01:29:15,300 --> 01:29:16,900
The streets are safer now.

1944
01:29:16,800 --> 01:29:19,100
There is hope in the inner city.

1945
01:29:19,100 --> 01:29:21,100
However, this is only the beginning.

1946
01:29:21,100 --> 01:29:22,000
I gotta take a piss.

1947
01:29:22,100 --> 01:29:24,500
These are the first steps

1948
01:29:24,500 --> 01:29:26,100
in a long journey.

1949
01:29:26,000 --> 01:29:28,300
That is why we have
created Project Hope...

1950
01:29:28,300 --> 01:29:29,400
Bob.

1951
01:29:29,500 --> 01:29:32,500
"Helping others with
prevention and enforcement."

1952
01:29:32,400 --> 01:29:35,200
Project Hope will be a joint effort

1953
01:29:35,200 --> 01:29:37,900
between the police
and community leaders.

1954
01:29:37,700 --> 01:29:40,400
It will be a powerful new weapon

1955
01:29:40,300 --> 01:29:42,100
in the war against crime.

1956
01:30:16,100 --> 01:30:18,200
Haahhhh!

1957
01:30:25,400 --> 01:30:28,100
Wrap it around the top
of his hacky sack, Bob.

1958
01:30:28,100 --> 01:30:29,500
Yeah. His bails are ice cold.

1959
01:30:30,800 --> 01:30:32,200
Hi.

1960
01:30:32,200 --> 01:30:34,600
You're gonna call off
your rigorous investigation.

1961
01:30:34,600 --> 01:30:35,600
You're gonna publicly state

1962
01:30:35,700 --> 01:30:38,500
that there is no
underground group, or...

1963
01:30:38,500 --> 01:30:40,300
these guys are gonna take your bails.

1964
01:30:40,200 --> 01:30:42,400
They're gonna send one
to the New York Times,

1965
01:30:42,300 --> 01:30:45,300
one to the L.A. Times
press release style.

1966
01:30:45,200 --> 01:30:46,500
Look...

1967
01:30:46,500 --> 01:30:47,900
the people you are after

1968
01:30:47,900 --> 01:30:49,800
are the people you depend on.

1969
01:30:49,900 --> 01:30:51,900
We cook your meals. We haul your trash.

1970
01:30:51,900 --> 01:30:53,000
We connect your calls.

1971
01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:54,500
We drive your ambulances.

1972
01:30:54,600 --> 01:30:58,000
We guard you while you sleep.

1973
01:31:00,700 --> 01:31:03,600
Do not fuck with us.

1974
01:31:11,700 --> 01:31:12,700
Fooled ya.

1975
01:31:27,700 --> 01:31:29,600
Bob, you're on this one.

1976
01:31:29,600 --> 01:31:31,900
Let's go.

1977
01:31:31,900 --> 01:31:36,100
I am Jack’s inflamed sense of rejection.

1978
01:31:36,000 --> 01:31:36,900
Hey!

1979
01:31:51,800 --> 01:31:53,100
Yeah!

1980
01:32:24,500 --> 01:32:27,300
I felt like putting a
bullet between the eyes

1981
01:32:27,200 --> 01:32:29,900
of every panda that wouldn't
screw to save its species.

1982
01:32:32,200 --> 01:32:34,600
I wanted to open the dump valves

1983
01:32:34,600 --> 01:32:37,000
on oil tankers and smother
all those French beaches

1984
01:32:37,000 --> 01:32:38,600
I'd never see.

1985
01:32:41,700 --> 01:32:45,000
I wanted to breathe smoke.

1986
01:33:00,500 --> 01:33:04,100
Where'd you go, psycho boy?

1987
01:33:04,000 --> 01:33:07,000
I felt like destroying
something beautiful.

1988
01:33:10,600 --> 01:33:12,900
Get him to a fuckin' hospital.

1989
01:33:12,900 --> 01:33:13,800
Yeah.

1990
01:33:24,500 --> 01:33:26,300
Don't worry, Mr. Durden.

1991
01:33:26,200 --> 01:33:28,000
Airport parking, long term.

1992
01:33:29,000 --> 01:33:30,800
After you, Mr. Durden.

1993
01:33:32,000 --> 01:33:33,700
After you.

1994
01:33:51,300 --> 01:33:52,800
Something on your mind, dear?

1995
01:33:52,800 --> 01:33:53,900
No.

1996
01:33:53,900 --> 01:33:55,000
All right, yeah.

1997
01:33:55,100 --> 01:33:57,200
Why wasn't I told about Project Mayhem?

1998
01:33:57,100 --> 01:33:58,400
First rule of Project Mayhem

1999
01:33:58,400 --> 01:34:00,100
is you do not ask questions.

2000
01:34:00,200 --> 01:34:01,100
What are you talking about?

2001
01:34:01,100 --> 01:34:02,400
Why didn't you include
me in the beginning?

2002
01:34:02,400 --> 01:34:04,000
Fight Club was the beginning.

2003
01:34:03,900 --> 01:34:05,600
Now it's moved out of the basement,

2004
01:34:05,600 --> 01:34:07,000
it's called Project Mayhem.

2005
01:34:07,100 --> 01:34:08,500
You and I started Fight Club together.

2006
01:34:08,500 --> 01:34:09,800
Do you remember that?

2007
01:34:09,800 --> 01:34:11,700
It's as much mine as
it is yours, you know.

2008
01:34:11,800 --> 01:34:13,000
Is this about you and me?

2009
01:34:13,000 --> 01:34:14,700
Yeah. I thought we were
doing this together.

2010
01:34:14,700 --> 01:34:15,900
You're missing the point.

2011
01:34:15,900 --> 01:34:18,100
This does not belong to us.

2012
01:34:18,000 --> 01:34:19,300
We are not special.

2013
01:34:19,200 --> 01:34:20,500
Fuck that. You should've told me.

2014
01:34:22,400 --> 01:34:23,600
Hey, Tyler!

2015
01:34:26,100 --> 01:34:27,900
Goddamn it, Tyler!

2016
01:34:27,900 --> 01:34:29,600
What do you want?! Statement of purpose?

2017
01:34:29,600 --> 01:34:30,600
Should I e-mail you?

2018
01:34:30,600 --> 01:34:32,100
Should I put this on
your action item list?

2019
01:34:32,200 --> 01:34:33,700
You decide your own
level of involvement!

2020
01:34:33,600 --> 01:34:36,300
I will! I want to know
certain things first.

2021
01:34:36,300 --> 01:34:37,900
The first rule of Project Mayhem-

2022
01:34:37,900 --> 01:34:38,900
Shut up!

2023
01:34:38,900 --> 01:34:41,000
I want to know what you're thinking.

2024
01:34:41,000 --> 01:34:42,000
Fuck what you know.

2025
01:34:42,100 --> 01:34:43,300
You need to forget about what you know.

2026
01:34:43,300 --> 01:34:44,200
That's your problem.

2027
01:34:44,300 --> 01:34:45,500
Forget about what you think you know

2028
01:34:45,500 --> 01:34:47,300
about life, about friendship,

2029
01:34:47,300 --> 01:34:49,600
and especially about you and me.

2030
01:34:49,600 --> 01:34:50,600
What?

2031
01:34:50,600 --> 01:34:52,900
What is that supposed to mean? What...

2032
01:34:56,000 --> 01:34:57,000
What are you doing?

2033
01:34:59,000 --> 01:35:01,700
Guys, what do you wish
you'd done before you die?

2034
01:35:01,600 --> 01:35:02,700
Paint a self-portrait.

2035
01:35:02,700 --> 01:35:03,700
Build a house.

2036
01:35:03,600 --> 01:35:05,100
And you?

2037
01:35:05,200 --> 01:35:07,700
I don't know. Get in the right lane.

2038
01:35:07,700 --> 01:35:09,300
I have to know the
answer to this question.

2039
01:35:09,300 --> 01:35:10,300
If you were to die right now,

2040
01:35:10,400 --> 01:35:12,400
how would you feel about your life?

2041
01:35:12,300 --> 01:35:13,300
I don't know!

2042
01:35:13,300 --> 01:35:14,500
I wouldn't feel anything
good about my life.

2043
01:35:14,600 --> 01:35:15,900
Is that what you want
to hear me say? Fine.

2044
01:35:15,900 --> 01:35:17,500
- Come on!
- Not good enough.

2045
01:35:17,400 --> 01:35:19,200
Stop fucking around!

2046
01:35:19,300 --> 01:35:20,600
Tyler!

2047
01:35:22,500 --> 01:35:24,600
Jesus Christ!

2048
01:35:24,600 --> 01:35:25,700
Goddamn it!

2049
01:35:25,800 --> 01:35:27,300
Goddamn it! Fuck you!

2050
01:35:27,300 --> 01:35:28,700
Fuck Fight Club.

2051
01:35:28,700 --> 01:35:31,400
Fuck Marla. I'm sick of all your shit.

2052
01:35:31,400 --> 01:35:33,300
OK.

2053
01:35:33,300 --> 01:35:35,000
OK.

2054
01:35:35,000 --> 01:35:36,500
Quit screwing around. Take the wheel.

2055
01:35:36,500 --> 01:35:37,400
Look at you.

2056
01:35:37,500 --> 01:35:38,400
Take the wheel!

2057
01:35:38,500 --> 01:35:40,300
Look at you! You're fuckin' pathetic!

2058
01:35:40,200 --> 01:35:41,800
Why? Why? What are you talking about?

2059
01:35:41,800 --> 01:35:45,200
Why do you think I blew up your condo?

2060
01:35:46,100 --> 01:35:47,200
What?

2061
01:35:47,300 --> 01:35:49,300
Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat.

2062
01:35:49,300 --> 01:35:51,100
It's not a goddamn seminar.

2063
01:35:51,100 --> 01:35:53,000
Stop trying to control everything

2064
01:35:53,000 --> 01:35:54,600
and just let go.

2065
01:35:56,300 --> 01:35:58,200
Let go!

2066
01:35:58,200 --> 01:35:59,900
All right. Fine.

2067
01:36:01,000 --> 01:36:02,900
Fine.

2068
01:36:58,300 --> 01:37:01,700
I'd never been in a car accident.

2069
01:37:01,600 --> 01:37:04,600
This must have been what
all those people felt like

2070
01:37:04,500 --> 01:37:08,500
before I filed them as
statistics in my reports.

2071
01:37:08,400 --> 01:37:09,600
Goddamn.

2072
01:37:09,700 --> 01:37:11,200
Huh?

2073
01:37:11,100 --> 01:37:13,100
Ha ha ha ha ha hahh!

2074
01:37:13,100 --> 01:37:15,800
We just had a near-life experience.

2075
01:37:20,800 --> 01:37:23,200
In the world I see,

2076
01:37:23,200 --> 01:37:26,000
you're stalking elk through
the damp canyon forest,

2077
01:37:25,900 --> 01:37:28,500
around the ruins of Rockefeller Center.

2078
01:37:30,500 --> 01:37:32,300
You'll wear leather clothes

2079
01:37:32,300 --> 01:37:35,200
that will last you
the rest of your life.

2080
01:37:35,200 --> 01:37:38,700
You'll climb the vines
that wrap the Sears Tower.

2081
01:37:39,900 --> 01:37:41,900
And when you look down,

2082
01:37:41,800 --> 01:37:44,800
you'll see tiny figures pounding corn,

2083
01:37:44,700 --> 01:37:48,200
Laying strips of venison
on the empty carpool lane

2084
01:37:48,000 --> 01:37:50,000
of some abandoned superhighway.

2085
01:38:02,300 --> 01:38:03,700
Feel better, champ.

2086
01:38:21,100 --> 01:38:23,100
And then...

2087
01:38:23,100 --> 01:38:24,500
Tyler?

2088
01:38:24,600 --> 01:38:26,100
Tyler was gone.

2089
01:38:33,500 --> 01:38:35,800
Was I asleep?

2090
01:38:37,300 --> 01:38:38,500
Had I slept?

2091
01:38:38,600 --> 01:38:40,100
You are not a beautiful

2092
01:38:40,000 --> 01:38:41,500
unique snowflake, do you understand me?

2093
01:38:41,400 --> 01:38:44,400
The house had become a living thing,

2094
01:38:44,300 --> 01:38:46,800
wet inside from so many people

2095
01:38:46,700 --> 01:38:48,100
sweating and breathing.

2096
01:38:48,100 --> 01:38:50,100
We are all from the same compost.

2097
01:38:50,000 --> 01:38:52,200
So many people moving, the house moved.

2098
01:38:54,300 --> 01:38:55,800
Planet Tyler.

2099
01:38:55,700 --> 01:38:57,700
I had to hug the walls.

2100
01:38:57,700 --> 01:39:01,300
Trapped inside this clock
work of space monkeys.

2101
01:39:01,200 --> 01:39:02,600
You can't be smoking in here.

2102
01:39:02,600 --> 01:39:05,300
Do you know how much ether
we have in this fucking house?

2103
01:39:05,300 --> 01:39:07,600
Cooking, working, and sleeping in teams.

2104
01:39:10,000 --> 01:39:11,700
Hang on a second.

2105
01:39:29,800 --> 01:39:32,500
It's under control, sir.

2106
01:39:34,800 --> 01:39:36,700
Where is Tyler?

2107
01:39:36,700 --> 01:39:39,600
Sir, the first rule of
Project Mayhem is you do not-

2108
01:39:39,600 --> 01:39:41,600
Right, uh... OK.

2109
01:39:43,800 --> 01:39:46,200
I'm all alone.

2110
01:39:46,100 --> 01:39:48,100
My father dumped me.

2111
01:39:48,000 --> 01:39:49,500
Tyler dumped me.

2112
01:39:49,400 --> 01:39:52,600
I am Jack’s broken heart.

2113
01:39:55,700 --> 01:39:58,600
What comes next in Project Mayhem,

2114
01:39:58,600 --> 01:40:00,100
only Tyler knows.

2115
01:40:00,000 --> 01:40:03,500
The second rule is you
do not ask questions.

2116
01:40:05,700 --> 01:40:07,100
Get the fuck away from me.

2117
01:40:07,200 --> 01:40:08,700
Get the fuck away from me!

2118
01:40:08,700 --> 01:40:11,100
Who are all these people?

2119
01:40:16,000 --> 01:40:18,200
Paper Street Soap Company.

2120
01:40:20,200 --> 01:40:22,300
Can I come in?

2121
01:40:25,100 --> 01:40:26,800
He's not here.

2122
01:40:26,800 --> 01:40:29,000
What?

2123
01:40:30,100 --> 01:40:33,500
Tyler isn't here.

2124
01:40:33,400 --> 01:40:35,900
Tyler went away.

2125
01:40:35,900 --> 01:40:37,200
Tyler's gone.

2126
01:41:06,600 --> 01:41:07,600
Lay him down!

2127
01:41:07,600 --> 01:41:08,900
Gunshot wounds comin' through!

2128
01:41:09,000 --> 01:41:11,400
Clear some fucking room!

2129
01:41:11,300 --> 01:41:13,600
What happened?! What happened?!

2130
01:41:13,700 --> 01:41:15,200
We were on assignment.
We were supposed to kill

2131
01:41:15,200 --> 01:41:17,700
2 birds with one stone.

2132
01:41:17,600 --> 01:41:19,700
Destroy a piece of corporate art...

2133
01:41:19,700 --> 01:41:22,300
Operation Latte Thunder, go.

2134
01:41:24,000 --> 01:41:25,800
And trash a franchise coffee bar.

2135
01:41:32,000 --> 01:41:33,300
We had it all worked out, sir.

2136
01:41:42,000 --> 01:41:43,000
It went smooth until...

2137
01:41:43,100 --> 01:41:45,300
Police! Freeze!

2138
01:41:45,300 --> 01:41:46,900
Until what?

2139
01:41:46,900 --> 01:41:47,900
They shot Bob.

2140
01:41:49,400 --> 01:41:50,700
They shot him in the head.

2141
01:41:50,700 --> 01:41:51,700
Those fuckin' pigs!

2142
01:41:55,100 --> 01:41:56,000
- Ohh!
- Ohh!

2143
01:41:56,000 --> 01:41:57,900
- Oh, God.
- Son of a-

2144
01:41:58,900 --> 01:42:01,000
Those motherfuckers!

2145
01:42:01,000 --> 01:42:02,800
You morons.

2146
01:42:02,800 --> 01:42:05,100
You're running around in ski masks,

2147
01:42:05,100 --> 01:42:06,200
trying to blow things up.

2148
01:42:06,200 --> 01:42:07,400
What did you think was gonna happen?!

2149
01:42:11,300 --> 01:42:12,300
OK, quick,

2150
01:42:12,300 --> 01:42:13,700
we gotta get rid of the evidence.

2151
01:42:13,700 --> 01:42:14,600
We gotta get rid of this body!

2152
01:42:14,600 --> 01:42:15,600
Bury him.

2153
01:42:15,600 --> 01:42:17,100
What?

2154
01:42:17,000 --> 01:42:18,000
Take him to the garden

2155
01:42:18,000 --> 01:42:19,200
and bury him.

2156
01:42:20,200 --> 01:42:21,100
Come on, people!

2157
01:42:21,200 --> 01:42:22,100
Let's go!

2158
01:42:22,100 --> 01:42:23,200
Hey, get the fuck off!

2159
01:42:23,300 --> 01:42:24,200
Get away from him!

2160
01:42:24,200 --> 01:42:25,800
What are you talking about?

2161
01:42:25,900 --> 01:42:27,200
This isn't a fucking piece of evidence,

2162
01:42:27,200 --> 01:42:28,400
this is a person!

2163
01:42:28,500 --> 01:42:29,400
He's a friend of mine,

2164
01:42:29,400 --> 01:42:30,500
and you're not gonna bury him

2165
01:42:30,600 --> 01:42:31,500
in the fucking garden.

2166
01:42:31,500 --> 01:42:34,500
He was killed serving
Project Mayhem, sir.

2167
01:42:34,500 --> 01:42:35,600
This is Bob.

2168
01:42:35,700 --> 01:42:38,100
But sir, in-in Project Mayhem

2169
01:42:38,100 --> 01:42:39,700
we have no names.

2170
01:42:39,600 --> 01:42:40,600
No, you listen to me.

2171
01:42:40,600 --> 01:42:42,400
This is a man, and he has a name.

2172
01:42:42,500 --> 01:42:45,100
And it's Robert Paulson, OK?

2173
01:42:45,100 --> 01:42:46,500
Robert Paulson?

2174
01:42:46,400 --> 01:42:48,000
He's a man and he's dead now

2175
01:42:48,000 --> 01:42:49,000
because of us, all right?

2176
01:42:49,100 --> 01:42:50,300
Do you understand that?

2177
01:42:50,300 --> 01:42:52,500
I understand.

2178
01:42:54,900 --> 01:42:56,200
In death,

2179
01:42:56,300 --> 01:42:58,000
a member of Project Mayhem

2180
01:42:58,000 --> 01:42:59,600
has a name.

2181
01:43:00,800 --> 01:43:03,000
His name is Robert Paulson.

2182
01:43:03,800 --> 01:43:05,700
His name is Robert Paulson.

2183
01:43:05,700 --> 01:43:09,800
His name is Robert Paulson.

2184
01:43:09,700 --> 01:43:12,700
His name is Robert Paulson.

2185
01:43:12,700 --> 01:43:14,000
Come on, guys, please, stop it.

2186
01:43:14,000 --> 01:43:15,500
His name is Robert Paulson.

2187
01:43:15,500 --> 01:43:18,200
His name is Robert Paulson.

2188
01:43:18,000 --> 01:43:20,100
Shut up!

2189
01:43:20,100 --> 01:43:21,100
This is all over with!

2190
01:43:21,100 --> 01:43:22,900
His name is Robert Paulson.

2191
01:43:22,800 --> 01:43:25,000
His name is Robert Paulson.

2192
01:43:24,900 --> 01:43:27,500
His name is Robert Paulson.

2193
01:43:27,500 --> 01:43:30,000
His name is Robert Paulson.

2194
01:43:30,000 --> 01:43:32,300
His name is Robert Paulson...

2195
01:43:55,300 --> 01:43:56,200
Tyler?

2196
01:43:56,200 --> 01:43:57,500
No, this is Detective Stern

2197
01:43:57,600 --> 01:43:58,500
at the Arson Unit.

2198
01:43:58,500 --> 01:43:59,500
I need to see you in my office-

2199
01:44:04,300 --> 01:44:05,400
I went to all the cities

2200
01:44:05,400 --> 01:44:07,200
on Tyler's used ticket stubs,

2201
01:44:07,200 --> 01:44:08,100
barhopping.

2202
01:44:09,200 --> 01:44:10,500
I didn't know how or why,

2203
01:44:10,500 --> 01:44:12,100
but I could look at 50 different bars

2204
01:44:12,100 --> 01:44:13,700
and somehow I just knew.

2205
01:44:13,700 --> 01:44:14,700
I'm looking for Tyler Durden.

2206
01:44:14,700 --> 01:44:17,400
It's very important that I talk to him.

2207
01:44:17,400 --> 01:44:19,000
I wish I could help you.

2208
01:44:19,900 --> 01:44:20,900
Sir.

2209
01:44:26,600 --> 01:44:28,300
Every city I went to...

2210
01:44:30,000 --> 01:44:32,300
as soon as I set foot off the plane,

2211
01:44:32,300 --> 01:44:34,500
I knew a Fight Club was close.

2212
01:44:35,400 --> 01:44:37,100
Hey! Hey!

2213
01:44:37,200 --> 01:44:38,800
Taxi!

2214
01:44:38,700 --> 01:44:40,200
Look at my face. I'm a member.

2215
01:44:40,200 --> 01:44:41,300
Now, I just need to know

2216
01:44:41,400 --> 01:44:43,400
if you’ve seen Tyler.

2217
01:44:43,300 --> 01:44:45,500
I'm not exposed to...

2218
01:44:45,400 --> 01:44:47,000
speak any such information to you,

2219
01:44:47,000 --> 01:44:48,700
nor would I, even if
I had said information

2220
01:44:48,800 --> 01:44:51,600
you want at this juncture, be able.

2221
01:44:53,100 --> 01:44:54,300
You're a moron.

2222
01:44:54,300 --> 01:44:55,700
I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to ask you to leave.

2223
01:44:57,000 --> 01:44:59,100
Tyler had been busy.

2224
01:44:59,100 --> 01:45:01,900
Setting up franchises
all over the country.

2225
01:45:04,500 --> 01:45:05,900
Was I asleep?

2226
01:45:07,300 --> 01:45:08,800
Had I slept?

2227
01:45:08,800 --> 01:45:10,400
Is Tyler my bad dream,

2228
01:45:10,400 --> 01:45:12,400
or am I Tyler's?

2229
01:45:12,300 --> 01:45:13,700
We’ve just heard the stories.

2230
01:45:13,700 --> 01:45:14,900
What kind of stories?

2231
01:45:15,000 --> 01:45:16,500
Like, nobody knows what he looks like.

2232
01:45:16,500 --> 01:45:17,400
He has facial

2233
01:45:17,500 --> 01:45:18,400
reconstructive surgery

2234
01:45:18,400 --> 01:45:19,500
every 3 years.

2235
01:45:19,500 --> 01:45:21,800
That's the stupidest
thing I've ever heard.

2236
01:45:21,800 --> 01:45:24,200
Is it true about Fight Club in Miami?

2237
01:45:24,200 --> 01:45:26,500
Is Mr. Durden building an army?

2238
01:45:26,500 --> 01:45:28,100
I was living in a state

2239
01:45:28,100 --> 01:45:30,300
of perpetual déjà vu.

2240
01:45:30,300 --> 01:45:31,800
Everywhere I went,

2241
01:45:31,800 --> 01:45:34,200
I felt I'd already been there.

2242
01:45:34,200 --> 01:45:38,100
It was like following an invisible man.

2243
01:45:38,100 --> 01:45:40,200
The smell of dried blood,

2244
01:45:40,200 --> 01:45:44,500
dirty, bare footprints
circling each other,

2245
01:45:44,300 --> 01:45:47,700
that aroma of old sweat,
like fried chicken.

2246
01:45:47,700 --> 01:45:49,400
The feel of a floor still warm

2247
01:45:49,400 --> 01:45:51,000
from the fight the night before.

2248
01:45:51,000 --> 01:45:54,900
I was always just one step behind Tyler.

2249
01:45:57,300 --> 01:45:59,200
His name is Robert Paulson.

2250
01:45:59,200 --> 01:46:01,600
His name is Robert Paulson.

2251
01:46:01,600 --> 01:46:02,500
His-

2252
01:46:05,100 --> 01:46:06,500
Welcome back, sir.

2253
01:46:07,900 --> 01:46:09,100
How have you been?

2254
01:46:10,700 --> 01:46:11,900
Do you know me?

2255
01:46:12,900 --> 01:46:14,400
Is this a test, sir?

2256
01:46:14,300 --> 01:46:16,200
No, this is not a test.

2257
01:46:16,200 --> 01:46:19,900
You were in here last Thursday.

2258
01:46:19,900 --> 01:46:21,300
Thursday?

2259
01:46:21,300 --> 01:46:22,200
You were standing

2260
01:46:22,300 --> 01:46:23,600
exactly where you are now,

2261
01:46:23,600 --> 01:46:26,300
asking how good security is.

2262
01:46:26,300 --> 01:46:27,600
It's tight as a drum, sir.

2263
01:46:30,100 --> 01:46:32,400
Who do you think I am?

2264
01:46:32,400 --> 01:46:35,000
Are you sure this isn't a test?

2265
01:46:34,800 --> 01:46:36,800
No, this is not a test.

2266
01:46:36,800 --> 01:46:40,200
You're Mr. Durden.

2267
01:46:40,100 --> 01:46:42,700
You're the one who gave me this.

2268
01:46:43,700 --> 01:46:44,900
Please return your seat backs

2269
01:46:44,900 --> 01:46:47,600
to their full, upright
and locked position.

2270
01:46:57,900 --> 01:46:58,900
Yeah?

2271
01:46:58,800 --> 01:46:59,800
Marla, it's me.

2272
01:46:59,800 --> 01:47:01,100
Have we ever done it?

2273
01:47:01,000 --> 01:47:02,000
Done what?

2274
01:47:02,000 --> 01:47:03,200
Have we ever had sex?

2275
01:47:03,100 --> 01:47:05,300
What kind of stupid question is that?

2276
01:47:05,300 --> 01:47:06,600
Is it stupid because the answer's yes,

2277
01:47:06,700 --> 01:47:07,700
or because the answer's no?

2278
01:47:07,600 --> 01:47:09,100
Is this a trick?

2279
01:47:09,200 --> 01:47:10,400
No, Marla, I need to know-

2280
01:47:10,400 --> 01:47:11,600
You mean you want to know if I think

2281
01:47:11,600 --> 01:47:14,100
we were just having sex or making love?

2282
01:47:14,100 --> 01:47:16,200
We did make love.

2283
01:47:16,200 --> 01:47:17,400
Is that what you're calling it?

2284
01:47:17,300 --> 01:47:18,600
Just answer the question,

2285
01:47:18,700 --> 01:47:19,600
Marla, please!

2286
01:47:19,600 --> 01:47:20,600
Did we do it or not?

2287
01:47:20,600 --> 01:47:22,200
You fuck me, then snub me.

2288
01:47:22,100 --> 01:47:23,200
You love me, you hate me.

2289
01:47:23,200 --> 01:47:24,600
You show me a sensitive side,

2290
01:47:24,600 --> 01:47:26,100
then you turn into a total asshole.

2291
01:47:26,200 --> 01:47:27,200
Is that a pretty accurate description

2292
01:47:27,200 --> 01:47:28,500
of our relationship, Tyler?

2293
01:47:28,600 --> 01:47:31,300
We have just lost cabin pressure.

2294
01:47:31,200 --> 01:47:32,100
What did you just say?

2295
01:47:32,200 --> 01:47:33,200
What is wrong with you?

2296
01:47:33,300 --> 01:47:34,500
What did you call me? Say my name!

2297
01:47:34,500 --> 01:47:36,500
Tyler Durden. Tyler Durden,

2298
01:47:36,400 --> 01:47:38,100
you fucking freak. What's going on?

2299
01:47:38,100 --> 01:47:39,100
I'm coming over.

2300
01:47:39,000 --> 01:47:40,000
No, wait, Marla, I'm not there-

2301
01:47:42,100 --> 01:47:43,900
You broke your promise.

2302
01:47:43,900 --> 01:47:44,900
Jesus, Tyler.

2303
01:47:44,900 --> 01:47:46,600
You fuckin' talked to her about me.

2304
01:47:46,600 --> 01:47:48,300
Tyler, what the fuck is going on here?

2305
01:47:48,300 --> 01:47:50,000
I asked you for one thing,

2306
01:47:49,900 --> 01:47:51,600
one simple thing.

2307
01:47:51,700 --> 01:47:52,900
Why do people think that I'm you?

2308
01:47:54,500 --> 01:47:55,700
Answer me!

2309
01:47:59,200 --> 01:48:00,200
Sit.

2310
01:48:03,400 --> 01:48:04,300
Now answer me.

2311
01:48:04,300 --> 01:48:05,700
Why do people think that I'm you?

2312
01:48:07,000 --> 01:48:08,000
I think you know.

2313
01:48:08,000 --> 01:48:09,600
No, I don't.

2314
01:48:09,500 --> 01:48:10,600
Yes, you do.

2315
01:48:10,700 --> 01:48:13,300
Why would anyone possibly
confuse you with me?

2316
01:48:14,300 --> 01:48:17,000
Uh... I... I don't know.

2317
01:48:20,500 --> 01:48:21,900
You got it.

2318
01:48:22,000 --> 01:48:23,400
No.

2319
01:48:23,400 --> 01:48:24,300
Do not fuck with us.

2320
01:48:24,400 --> 01:48:25,600
Say it.

2321
01:48:27,000 --> 01:48:28,800
Because...

2322
01:48:30,000 --> 01:48:31,100
Say it.

2323
01:48:32,900 --> 01:48:34,700
Because we're the same person.

2324
01:48:34,700 --> 01:48:36,900
That's right.

2325
01:48:36,900 --> 01:48:39,000
We are the all-singing,
all dancing-

2326
01:48:39,000 --> 01:48:40,500
I don't understand this.

2327
01:48:40,600 --> 01:48:41,500
You were looking for a way

2328
01:48:41,500 --> 01:48:42,600
to change your life.

2329
01:48:42,700 --> 01:48:45,000
You could not do this on your own.

2330
01:48:45,000 --> 01:48:46,900
All the ways you wish you could be,

2331
01:48:46,800 --> 01:48:48,400
that's me.

2332
01:48:49,400 --> 01:48:50,600
I look like you wanna look,

2333
01:48:50,700 --> 01:48:51,900
I fuck like you wanna fuck,

2334
01:48:51,800 --> 01:48:53,200
I am smart, capable,

2335
01:48:53,200 --> 01:48:55,300
and most importantly, I am free

2336
01:48:55,400 --> 01:48:56,900
in all the ways that you are not.

2337
01:48:56,900 --> 01:48:57,900
Oh, no.

2338
01:48:57,900 --> 01:48:58,800
Tyler's not here.

2339
01:48:58,900 --> 01:48:59,800
Tyler went away.

2340
01:48:59,900 --> 01:49:00,800
- Tyler's gone.
- What?

2341
01:49:00,800 --> 01:49:02,200
This is impossible.

2342
01:49:02,300 --> 01:49:03,800
- No.
- This is crazy.

2343
01:49:03,800 --> 01:49:05,100
People do it every day.

2344
01:49:05,100 --> 01:49:06,400
They talk to themselves.

2345
01:49:06,500 --> 01:49:08,700
They see themselves
as they'd like to be.

2346
01:49:08,700 --> 01:49:10,600
They don't have the courage you have,

2347
01:49:10,600 --> 01:49:11,700
to just run with it.

2348
01:49:15,400 --> 01:49:17,300
Naturally, you're
still wrestling with it,

2349
01:49:17,200 --> 01:49:18,700
so sometimes you're still you.

2350
01:49:18,800 --> 01:49:20,600
We should do this again sometime.

2351
01:49:20,500 --> 01:49:23,400
Other times, you imagine
yourself watching me.

2352
01:49:23,400 --> 01:49:24,700
If this is your first
night at Fight Club,

2353
01:49:24,700 --> 01:49:25,800
you have to fight.

2354
01:49:25,800 --> 01:49:27,200
Little by little,

2355
01:49:27,100 --> 01:49:30,400
you’re just letting yourself become...

2356
01:49:30,400 --> 01:49:32,800
Tyler Durden.

2357
01:49:32,800 --> 01:49:33,800
You are not your job,

2358
01:49:33,800 --> 01:49:35,500
or how much money you have in the bank!

2359
01:49:35,500 --> 01:49:36,600
No, you have a house.

2360
01:49:36,700 --> 01:49:37,900
Rented in your name.

2361
01:49:37,900 --> 01:49:39,800
You have jobs, you have a whole life.

2362
01:49:39,900 --> 01:49:41,400
You have night jobs
because you can't sleep.

2363
01:49:41,400 --> 01:49:43,300
Or you stay up and make soap.

2364
01:49:43,200 --> 01:49:44,700
Marla-You're fucking Marla, Tyler.

2365
01:49:44,700 --> 01:49:46,700
Uh, technically, you're fucking Marla.

2366
01:49:46,800 --> 01:49:48,100
But it's all the same to her.

2367
01:49:50,200 --> 01:49:51,700
Oh, my God.

2368
01:49:52,700 --> 01:49:54,700
Now you see our dilemma.

2369
01:49:54,600 --> 01:49:56,700
She knows too much.

2370
01:49:57,700 --> 01:49:58,800
I think we're going to have to talk

2371
01:49:58,700 --> 01:50:01,900
about how this might
compromise our goals.

2372
01:50:01,900 --> 01:50:04,900
Wh-What are you saying?

2373
01:50:04,900 --> 01:50:06,600
This is
- This is bullshit.

2374
01:50:06,500 --> 01:50:08,000
This is bullshit.

2375
01:50:08,100 --> 01:50:09,100
I'm not listening to this.

2376
01:50:09,100 --> 01:50:10,000
You are insane.

2377
01:50:10,100 --> 01:50:11,900
No, you're insane.

2378
01:50:11,900 --> 01:50:14,400
And we simply do not
have time for this crap.

2379
01:50:16,800 --> 01:50:18,600
It's called a changeover.

2380
01:50:18,600 --> 01:50:20,100
The movie goes on,

2381
01:50:20,100 --> 01:50:21,500
and nobody in the audience

2382
01:50:21,600 --> 01:50:23,200
has any idea.

2383
01:50:35,600 --> 01:50:36,500
Sir!

2384
01:50:36,500 --> 01:50:37,800
Are you checking out?

2385
01:50:37,900 --> 01:50:39,000
Yeah, uh, b-bill me.

2386
01:50:39,000 --> 01:50:40,700
I need you to initial this list

2387
01:50:40,800 --> 01:50:41,800
of phone calls, please.

2388
01:50:45,600 --> 01:50:46,700
When were these made?

2389
01:50:46,800 --> 01:50:48,000
It says right there, sir,

2390
01:50:48,000 --> 01:50:49,500
between 2:00 and 3:30 this morning.

2391
01:50:49,600 --> 01:50:50,900
No, I w-

2392
01:50:54,600 --> 01:50:55,700
Have I been going to bed

2393
01:50:55,700 --> 01:50:56,900
earlier every night?

2394
01:50:57,000 --> 01:50:59,000
Have I been sleeping later?

2395
01:51:00,800 --> 01:51:03,800
Have I been Tyler longer and longer?

2396
01:51:07,100 --> 01:51:08,000
Is anybody here?

2397
01:51:11,000 --> 01:51:13,800
Déjà vu all over again.

2398
01:51:14,700 --> 01:51:15,600
Yeah, with enough soap,

2399
01:51:15,700 --> 01:51:17,100
we could blow up just about anything.

2400
01:51:20,100 --> 01:51:22,100
Oh, my God.

2401
01:51:25,000 --> 01:51:26,000
1888.

2402
01:51:25,900 --> 01:51:27,200
I'm sorry, who am I calling?

2403
01:51:27,300 --> 01:51:29,200
1888 Franklin. This is Maintenance.

2404
01:51:31,100 --> 01:51:32,600
Hello?

2405
01:51:32,500 --> 01:51:33,500
Hello?

2406
01:51:33,500 --> 01:51:35,400
1888 Franklin Street?

2407
01:51:35,400 --> 01:51:38,500
Yes. Can I help you?

2408
01:51:40,600 --> 01:51:42,200
Hello?

2409
01:51:42,200 --> 01:51:43,300
Yeah, yeah.

2410
01:51:43,400 --> 01:51:44,700
Uh, I need to talk to your supervisor

2411
01:51:44,600 --> 01:51:45,600
right away.

2412
01:51:45,600 --> 01:51:46,600
Speaking.

2413
01:51:46,600 --> 01:51:47,600
OK, listen to me.

2414
01:51:47,500 --> 01:51:48,700
I think something really terrible

2415
01:51:48,800 --> 01:51:49,800
is about to happen at your building.

2416
01:51:49,700 --> 01:51:50,700
You have got-

2417
01:51:50,800 --> 01:51:52,000
It's under control, sir.

2418
01:51:53,300 --> 01:51:54,300
Excuse me?

2419
01:51:54,200 --> 01:51:55,800
Don't worry about us, sir.

2420
01:51:55,900 --> 01:51:57,300
We're solid.

2421
01:52:00,600 --> 01:52:01,900
2160.

2422
01:52:09,600 --> 01:52:10,600
Marla! Marla!

2423
01:52:10,600 --> 01:52:12,500
Hey! Fuck! Wait!

2424
01:52:13,500 --> 01:52:15,200
Wait, I gotta talk to you!

2425
01:52:15,200 --> 01:52:16,400
Marla, Marla!

2426
01:52:16,400 --> 01:52:17,500
Your whacked-out bald freaks

2427
01:52:17,500 --> 01:52:19,000
hit me with a fucking broom!

2428
01:52:19,000 --> 01:52:20,700
They almost broke my arm!

2429
01:52:20,700 --> 01:52:22,300
They were burning their
fingertips with lye,

2430
01:52:22,300 --> 01:52:23,300
the stink was unbelievable.

2431
01:52:23,300 --> 01:52:24,300
Look-Look, listen,

2432
01:52:24,200 --> 01:52:25,200
it's gonna take a tremendous act

2433
01:52:25,200 --> 01:52:26,200
of faith on your part,

2434
01:52:26,200 --> 01:52:27,200
but you've got to hear me out.

2435
01:52:27,200 --> 01:52:29,100
Oh, here comes an avalanche of bullshit.

2436
01:52:29,000 --> 01:52:30,500
A little more faith than that.

2437
01:52:34,700 --> 01:52:35,600
No, listen, I don't want to hear

2438
01:52:35,700 --> 01:52:36,600
anything you have to say.

2439
01:52:36,600 --> 01:52:38,600
You have every right to be...

2440
01:52:38,600 --> 01:52:40,700
Um, I'll just have a coffee, thanks.

2441
01:52:40,700 --> 01:52:43,600
Sir, anything you order
is free of charge, sir.

2442
01:52:43,600 --> 01:52:45,600
Why is it free of charge?

2443
01:52:45,600 --> 01:52:46,700
Don't-Don't ask.

2444
01:52:46,800 --> 01:52:47,800
Whatever.

2445
01:52:47,800 --> 01:52:50,400
I'll have the clam
chowder, the fried chicken

2446
01:52:50,400 --> 01:52:51,500
with the baked potato with everything,

2447
01:52:51,600 --> 01:52:53,000
and a chocolate chiffon pie.

2448
01:52:53,000 --> 01:52:55,100
Clean food, please.

2449
01:52:55,100 --> 01:52:56,800
In that case, sir, may I advise against

2450
01:52:56,900 --> 01:52:58,100
the lady eating the clam chowder?

2451
01:52:58,100 --> 01:53:00,100
No clam chowder, thank you.

2452
01:53:02,100 --> 01:53:03,600
You've got about 30 seconds.

2453
01:53:06,300 --> 01:53:07,200
Marla, I know that I've been acting

2454
01:53:07,200 --> 01:53:08,400
very, very strange.

2455
01:53:08,500 --> 01:53:10,600
OK, I know that it's got to seem

2456
01:53:10,600 --> 01:53:11,600
Like there's 2 sides to me-

2457
01:53:11,600 --> 01:53:12,600
2 sides?

2458
01:53:12,600 --> 01:53:13,900
You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass.

2459
01:53:13,900 --> 01:53:14,800
I deserve that, but-

2460
01:53:14,900 --> 01:53:16,100
I've come to realize something

2461
01:53:16,000 --> 01:53:17,000
very, very important.

2462
01:53:17,000 --> 01:53:18,100
What?

2463
01:53:18,100 --> 01:53:19,500
The full extent of our relationship

2464
01:53:19,600 --> 01:53:21,600
wasn't really clear to me up until now,

2465
01:53:21,600 --> 01:53:22,800
for reasons I'm not going to go into,

2466
01:53:22,800 --> 01:53:24,200
but the important thing is, I know

2467
01:53:24,300 --> 01:53:25,500
that I haven't been
treating you so nice.

2468
01:53:25,400 --> 01:53:26,400
Yeah, whatever.

2469
01:53:26,400 --> 01:53:27,400
No, no
- 15 seconds.

2470
01:53:27,400 --> 01:53:28,600
15 seconds, please, please.

2471
01:53:28,600 --> 01:53:30,500
15 seconds, don't open your mouth.

2472
01:53:30,400 --> 01:53:33,000
I'm trying to tell you that I'm sorry.

2473
01:53:33,000 --> 01:53:34,200
Because what I've come to realize

2474
01:53:34,200 --> 01:53:37,000
is that I really like you, Marla.

2475
01:53:38,000 --> 01:53:39,300
You do?

2476
01:53:39,300 --> 01:53:40,800
I really do.

2477
01:53:40,900 --> 01:53:41,900
I care about you

2478
01:53:41,800 --> 01:53:42,800
and I don't want anything bad

2479
01:53:42,900 --> 01:53:45,500
to happen to you because of me.

2480
01:53:45,500 --> 01:53:48,200
Marla, your life is in danger.

2481
01:53:49,100 --> 01:53:50,000
What?

2482
01:53:50,100 --> 01:53:52,500
You need to leave town for a while.

2483
01:53:52,500 --> 01:53:53,700
Get out of any major city

2484
01:53:53,700 --> 01:53:54,800
and just go camping or something.

2485
01:53:54,900 --> 01:53:56,000
You're an insane person.

2486
01:53:55,900 --> 01:53:57,000
No, no, I've involved you

2487
01:53:57,100 --> 01:53:58,900
in something terrible
that's about to happen.

2488
01:53:58,900 --> 01:54:00,300
No. Shut up,

2489
01:54:00,300 --> 01:54:01,400
shut up!

2490
01:54:04,500 --> 01:54:06,300
Listen, I tried, Tyler.

2491
01:54:06,200 --> 01:54:07,400
I really tried.

2492
01:54:07,400 --> 01:54:08,300
I know you did.

2493
01:54:08,400 --> 01:54:10,400
There are things about you I like.

2494
01:54:10,300 --> 01:54:11,800
You're smart, you're funny,

2495
01:54:11,900 --> 01:54:14,300
you're spectacular in bed.

2496
01:54:14,200 --> 01:54:17,400
But you're intolerable.

2497
01:54:17,300 --> 01:54:20,200
You have very serious
emotional problems.

2498
01:54:20,100 --> 01:54:21,900
Deep-seated problems
for which you should seek

2499
01:54:21,900 --> 01:54:23,200
professional help.

2500
01:54:23,300 --> 01:54:24,700
I know, and I'm sorry.

2501
01:54:24,600 --> 01:54:25,500
Yeah, you're sorry, I'm sorry,

2502
01:54:25,600 --> 01:54:26,700
everyone's sorry. But...

2503
01:54:28,100 --> 01:54:29,800
I can't do this anymore.

2504
01:54:30,700 --> 01:54:32,300
I can't.

2505
01:54:32,300 --> 01:54:33,300
And I won't.

2506
01:54:34,800 --> 01:54:35,800
I'm gone.

2507
01:54:37,500 --> 01:54:38,400
You can't leave, Marla,

2508
01:54:38,400 --> 01:54:40,000
you're not safe!

2509
01:54:43,700 --> 01:54:44,700
No! Leave me alone!

2510
01:54:44,700 --> 01:54:46,600
Marla, I'm trying to protect you.

2511
01:54:46,600 --> 01:54:48,100
I don't ever want to see you again!

2512
01:54:48,100 --> 01:54:49,700
That's fine, if that's what it takes...

2513
01:54:49,700 --> 01:54:51,000
You wait. Wait right here.

2514
01:54:55,500 --> 01:54:56,400
Hold it right there.

2515
01:54:56,400 --> 01:54:57,300
Shut up!

2516
01:54:57,400 --> 01:54:58,400
Shut up!

2517
01:54:58,500 --> 01:55:00,300
Take this money and get on this bus.

2518
01:55:00,300 --> 01:55:01,200
And I promise you

2519
01:55:01,200 --> 01:55:02,200
I will never bother you again

2520
01:55:02,300 --> 01:55:03,200
if that's what you want.

2521
01:55:03,300 --> 01:55:04,500
Shut up!

2522
01:55:04,500 --> 01:55:05,800
Please get on the bus.

2523
01:55:05,800 --> 01:55:07,200
Please get on the bus!

2524
01:55:08,900 --> 01:55:10,000
Why are you doing this?

2525
01:55:10,100 --> 01:55:11,700
Because they think you're
some kind of a threat.

2526
01:55:11,700 --> 01:55:12,700
I-I can't explain it right now,

2527
01:55:12,800 --> 01:55:13,800
just trust me.

2528
01:55:13,700 --> 01:55:14,700
If I see where you're going,

2529
01:55:14,700 --> 01:55:15,700
you will not be safe.

2530
01:55:15,600 --> 01:55:16,800
I'm not paying this back.

2531
01:55:16,900 --> 01:55:18,400
I consider it asshole tax.

2532
01:55:18,300 --> 01:55:20,400
That's fine. Remember,
stay out of major cities

2533
01:55:20,400 --> 01:55:21,500
for at least a couple of days, OK?

2534
01:55:21,600 --> 01:55:22,500
Tyler.

2535
01:55:24,000 --> 01:55:25,400
You're the worst thing

2536
01:55:25,300 --> 01:55:26,700
that ever happened to me.

2537
01:55:41,100 --> 01:55:42,500
Hello.

2538
01:55:42,600 --> 01:55:44,100
I need you to arrest me.

2539
01:55:44,100 --> 01:55:46,400
I am the leader of a
terrorist organization

2540
01:55:46,400 --> 01:55:48,700
responsible for numerous
acts of vandalism,

2541
01:55:48,700 --> 01:55:50,400
and assault all over this city.

2542
01:55:51,300 --> 01:55:52,600
...in the metropolitan area,

2543
01:55:52,600 --> 01:55:55,200
with probably a couple hundred members.

2544
01:55:55,000 --> 01:55:56,100
Chapters have sprung up

2545
01:55:56,200 --> 01:55:59,000
in 5 or 6 other major cities already.

2546
01:55:58,900 --> 01:56:02,000
This is a tightly
regimented organization,

2547
01:56:02,000 --> 01:56:04,100
with many cells capable of operating

2548
01:56:04,000 --> 01:56:07,100
completely independent
of central leadership.

2549
01:56:07,000 --> 01:56:09,100
Look, look, go to that house, OK?

2550
01:56:09,100 --> 01:56:11,200
1537 Paper Street.

2551
01:56:11,300 --> 01:56:13,200
That's our headquarters.

2552
01:56:13,200 --> 01:56:15,700
In the back, buried in the garden,

2553
01:56:15,700 --> 01:56:18,800
you'll find the body of Robert Paulson.

2554
01:56:18,600 --> 01:56:20,600
In the basement,

2555
01:56:20,600 --> 01:56:21,800
you're gonna find some bathtubs

2556
01:56:21,800 --> 01:56:23,300
that have been used very recently

2557
01:56:23,300 --> 01:56:27,300
to make large quantities
of nitroglycerin.

2558
01:56:27,300 --> 01:56:28,400
I believe the plan

2559
01:56:28,300 --> 01:56:30,100
is to blow up the headquarters

2560
01:56:30,200 --> 01:56:31,800
of these credit card companies,

2561
01:56:31,700 --> 01:56:33,600
and the T.R.W. Building.

2562
01:56:35,100 --> 01:56:36,400
Why these buildings?

2563
01:56:36,400 --> 01:56:38,500
Why credit card companies?

2564
01:56:38,500 --> 01:56:40,300
If you erase the debt record,

2565
01:56:40,300 --> 01:56:42,700
then we all go back to zero.

2566
01:56:42,700 --> 01:56:44,700
It'll create total chaos.

2567
01:56:47,300 --> 01:56:48,300
Keep him talking.

2568
01:56:48,400 --> 01:56:49,400
I need to make a phone call.

2569
01:56:59,800 --> 01:57:01,700
I really admire what you're doing.

2570
01:57:03,200 --> 01:57:04,100
What?

2571
01:57:04,200 --> 01:57:06,400
You're a brave man to order this.

2572
01:57:06,400 --> 01:57:08,000
You're a genius, sir.

2573
01:57:08,000 --> 01:57:10,900
You said, if anyone ever interferes

2574
01:57:10,900 --> 01:57:12,700
with Project
Mayhem- even you-

2575
01:57:12,600 --> 01:57:14,900
we gotta get his bails.

2576
01:57:16,300 --> 01:57:17,300
It's useless to fight.

2577
01:57:17,200 --> 01:57:18,400
This is really a powerful gesture,

2578
01:57:18,400 --> 01:57:19,400
Mr. Durden.

2579
01:57:19,400 --> 01:57:20,700
It'll set quite an example.

2580
01:57:20,700 --> 01:57:22,800
You're making a big mistake, fellas.

2581
01:57:22,700 --> 01:57:23,700
You said you'd say that.

2582
01:57:23,700 --> 01:57:25,200
I'm not Tyler Durden!

2583
01:57:25,200 --> 01:57:26,700
You told us you'd say that, too.

2584
01:57:26,700 --> 01:57:29,500
All right, I am Tyler Durden.

2585
01:57:29,500 --> 01:57:30,700
Listen to me,

2586
01:57:30,700 --> 01:57:32,300
I'm giving you a direct order.

2587
01:57:32,300 --> 01:57:34,300
We are aborting this mission, right now.

2588
01:57:34,200 --> 01:57:35,600
You said you would definitely say that.

2589
01:57:41,600 --> 01:57:42,600
Are you fucking out of your minds?

2590
01:57:42,700 --> 01:57:44,000
You're police officers!

2591
01:57:46,800 --> 01:57:47,900
Somebody timing this?

2592
01:57:47,900 --> 01:57:48,800
No! No!

2593
01:57:48,900 --> 01:57:50,400
Keep your mouth shut!

2594
01:57:51,400 --> 01:57:52,300
Shit.

2595
01:57:54,900 --> 01:57:55,800
Yeah?

2596
01:57:55,900 --> 01:57:56,900
Hey, you know, some of this information

2597
01:57:56,900 --> 01:57:58,200
checks out.

2598
01:57:58,200 --> 01:57:59,800
Let's go over to that house

2599
01:57:59,800 --> 01:58:00,800
on Paper Street.

2600
01:58:00,900 --> 01:58:02,000
Be right there.

2601
01:58:02,900 --> 01:58:04,300
Hey! Wait!

2602
01:58:04,300 --> 01:58:05,500
I got him.

2603
01:58:05,600 --> 01:58:06,800
Sir, we have to do this, sir.

2604
01:58:06,800 --> 01:58:07,900
Stop fighting.

2605
01:58:08,000 --> 01:58:09,300
Where's the rubber band?

2606
01:58:09,300 --> 01:58:10,400
Get away from me!

2607
01:58:10,500 --> 01:58:11,400
Drop that fucking knife!

2608
01:58:11,400 --> 01:58:12,300
Drop it!

2609
01:58:15,400 --> 01:58:16,400
Back up.

2610
01:58:16,300 --> 01:58:17,400
Face down on the floor,

2611
01:58:17,500 --> 01:58:18,400
both of you, right now!

2612
01:58:20,800 --> 01:58:22,400
Get down on the floor!

2613
01:58:26,800 --> 01:58:28,700
First person comes out this fucking door

2614
01:58:28,700 --> 01:58:30,900
gets a-gets a lead
salad, you understand?

2615
01:58:54,800 --> 01:58:56,700
Get away! Get away!

2616
01:59:08,800 --> 01:59:10,300
I ran.

2617
01:59:11,700 --> 01:59:13,500
I ran until my muscles burned

2618
01:59:13,400 --> 01:59:15,600
and my veins pumped battery acid.

2619
01:59:18,100 --> 01:59:19,800
Then I ran some more.

2620
01:59:59,600 --> 02:00:01,400
What the fuck are you doing?

2621
02:00:01,400 --> 02:00:03,000
Running around in your underpants.

2622
02:00:03,100 --> 02:00:04,400
Man, you look like a crazy person.

2623
02:00:04,300 --> 02:00:06,100
No, I'm onto you.

2624
02:00:06,000 --> 02:00:07,200
I know what's going on here.

2625
02:00:07,300 --> 02:00:08,300
Well come on, then.

2626
02:00:08,300 --> 02:00:09,800
I got us a great place to watch from.

2627
02:00:11,100 --> 02:00:12,100
It'll be like
pay-per-view.

2628
02:00:59,100 --> 02:01:00,000
Oh, Christ.

2629
02:01:00,000 --> 02:01:01,900
Now what are you doing?

2630
02:01:01,900 --> 02:01:03,000
I'm stopping this.

2631
02:01:03,000 --> 02:01:06,000
Why? Greatest thing
you've ever done, man.

2632
02:01:06,000 --> 02:01:07,600
No, I can't let this happen.

2633
02:01:07,600 --> 02:01:09,100
You know there are 10 other bombs

2634
02:01:09,100 --> 02:01:10,600
in 10 other buildings.

2635
02:01:10,700 --> 02:01:12,000
God damn it, since
when is Project Mayhem

2636
02:01:12,000 --> 02:01:12,900
about murder?

2637
02:01:13,000 --> 02:01:14,300
The buildings are empty.

2638
02:01:14,300 --> 02:01:15,800
Security and maintenance,
all our people.

2639
02:01:15,900 --> 02:01:17,100
We're not killing anyone, man,

2640
02:01:17,100 --> 02:01:18,300
we're setting 'em free.

2641
02:01:18,400 --> 02:01:19,300
Bob is dead.

2642
02:01:19,300 --> 02:01:21,000
They shot him in the head.

2643
02:01:21,000 --> 02:01:22,200
You wanna make an omelet,

2644
02:01:22,300 --> 02:01:23,900
you gotta break some eggs.

2645
02:01:23,800 --> 02:01:25,100
No, I'm not listening to you.

2646
02:01:25,200 --> 02:01:26,200
You're not even there.

2647
02:01:33,600 --> 02:01:34,600
Wouldn't do that.

2648
02:01:34,700 --> 02:01:37,400
Not unless I knew which wires were what.

2649
02:01:37,300 --> 02:01:39,000
If you know, then I know.

2650
02:01:44,400 --> 02:01:45,300
Or...

2651
02:01:45,400 --> 02:01:46,300
maybe I knew you'd know,

2652
02:01:46,400 --> 02:01:47,400
so I spent the whole day

2653
02:01:47,400 --> 02:01:48,500
thinking about the wrong ones.

2654
02:01:56,800 --> 02:01:57,800
You think?

2655
02:01:59,700 --> 02:02:01,500
Oh, heavens no, not the green one.

2656
02:02:02,600 --> 02:02:03,900
Pull any one but the green one.

2657
02:02:09,500 --> 02:02:11,400
I asked you not to do that!

2658
02:02:16,700 --> 02:02:18,000
Tyler, get away from the van.

2659
02:02:20,800 --> 02:02:22,200
Tyler, I'm not kidding!

2660
02:02:22,200 --> 02:02:24,100
Get away from the van!

2661
02:02:24,100 --> 02:02:25,300
God damn it!

2662
02:02:26,500 --> 02:02:28,000
Whoa!

2663
02:02:28,100 --> 02:02:29,000
Whoa!

2664
02:02:32,000 --> 02:02:34,800
OK, you are now firing a gun

2665
02:02:34,800 --> 02:02:36,000
at your imaginary friend

2666
02:02:36,000 --> 02:02:38,700
near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!

2667
02:02:40,800 --> 02:02:42,500
Look, Tyler, Tyler!

2668
02:02:45,400 --> 02:02:46,600
Ahh!

2669
02:02:55,400 --> 02:02:57,000
Aw, come on.

2670
02:02:57,000 --> 02:02:58,200
Don't go.

2671
02:03:35,300 --> 02:03:36,400
What?!

2672
02:04:20,400 --> 02:04:21,600
3 minutes.

2673
02:04:21,600 --> 02:04:23,900
This is it.

2674
02:04:23,800 --> 02:04:25,900
The beginning.

2675
02:04:26,000 --> 02:04:27,900
Ground zero.

2676
02:04:27,900 --> 02:04:29,900
I think this is about where we came in.

2677
02:04:29,800 --> 02:04:30,800
Would you like to say a few words

2678
02:04:30,800 --> 02:04:32,600
to mark the occasion?

2679
02:04:34,400 --> 02:04:35,600
I'm sorry?

2680
02:04:35,600 --> 02:04:38,200
I still can't think of anything.

2681
02:04:39,800 --> 02:04:41,900
Ah, flashback humor.

2682
02:04:46,800 --> 02:04:48,500
It's getting exciting now.

2683
02:04:50,600 --> 02:04:51,700
2 and 1/2.

2684
02:04:51,700 --> 02:04:52,700
Think of everything

2685
02:04:52,600 --> 02:04:54,200
we've accomplished, man.

2686
02:04:55,400 --> 02:04:57,300
Out these windows, we will view

2687
02:04:57,200 --> 02:04:58,800
the collapse of financial history.

2688
02:04:59,900 --> 02:05:02,300
One step closer to economic equilibrium.

2689
02:05:16,500 --> 02:05:17,900
Why is she here?

2690
02:05:17,900 --> 02:05:19,800
Tying up loose ends.

2691
02:05:19,900 --> 02:05:23,000
Put me down, you bald-headed fucks!

2692
02:05:22,800 --> 02:05:24,100
I'm begging you,

2693
02:05:24,100 --> 02:05:25,100
please don't do this.

2694
02:05:25,000 --> 02:05:26,000
I'm not doing this.

2695
02:05:26,000 --> 02:05:27,700
We are doing this.

2696
02:05:27,700 --> 02:05:28,800
This is what we want.

2697
02:05:28,800 --> 02:05:30,900
No, I don't want this.

2698
02:05:30,900 --> 02:05:34,000
Right, except you is meaningless now.

2699
02:05:34,000 --> 02:05:35,600
We have to forget about you.

2700
02:05:35,600 --> 02:05:37,900
Jesus, you're a voice in my head.

2701
02:05:37,900 --> 02:05:39,200
You're a voice in mine.

2702
02:05:39,100 --> 02:05:40,600
You're a fucking hallucination,

2703
02:05:40,700 --> 02:05:41,800
why can't I get rid of you?

2704
02:05:41,800 --> 02:05:42,700
You need me.

2705
02:05:42,800 --> 02:05:44,900
No, I don't, I really don't anymore.

2706
02:05:44,900 --> 02:05:45,900
Hey, you created me.

2707
02:05:45,900 --> 02:05:47,700
I didn't create some loser alter ego

2708
02:05:47,800 --> 02:05:49,200
to make myself feel better.

2709
02:05:49,200 --> 02:05:50,200
Take some responsibility.

2710
02:05:50,300 --> 02:05:51,500
I do.

2711
02:05:51,500 --> 02:05:53,500
I am responsible for all of it,

2712
02:05:53,500 --> 02:05:54,600
and I accept that.

2713
02:05:54,600 --> 02:05:56,900
So please, I'm begging you,

2714
02:05:56,900 --> 02:05:58,500
please call this off.

2715
02:06:00,700 --> 02:06:02,500
Have I ever let us down?

2716
02:06:03,900 --> 02:06:06,200
How far have you come because of me?

2717
02:06:11,800 --> 02:06:13,700
I will bring us through this.

2718
02:06:13,800 --> 02:06:15,800
As always,

2719
02:06:15,700 --> 02:06:17,900
I will carry you, kicking and screaming,

2720
02:06:17,900 --> 02:06:20,000
and in the end, you will thank me.

2721
02:06:20,000 --> 02:06:21,900
Tyler.

2722
02:06:21,900 --> 02:06:24,100
Tyler, I'm grateful to you

2723
02:06:24,000 --> 02:06:25,300
for everything

2724
02:06:25,400 --> 02:06:26,400
that you've done for me.

2725
02:06:26,300 --> 02:06:27,900
But this is too much.

2726
02:06:27,900 --> 02:06:29,400
I don't want this.

2727
02:06:29,500 --> 02:06:30,400
What do you want?!

2728
02:06:30,400 --> 02:06:31,600
Want to go back to the shit-job,

2729
02:06:31,700 --> 02:06:34,200
fucking condo world, watching sitcoms?

2730
02:06:34,100 --> 02:06:36,100
Fuck you. I won't do it.

2731
02:06:36,100 --> 02:06:38,700
Oh, God, this can't be happening.

2732
02:06:38,700 --> 02:06:41,200
It's already done, so shut up.

2733
02:06:41,100 --> 02:06:42,100
60 seconds.

2734
02:06:42,000 --> 02:06:43,400
Can you see alright?

2735
02:06:46,200 --> 02:06:47,600
I can figure this out.

2736
02:06:47,600 --> 02:06:49,100
I can figure this out,
this isn't even real.

2737
02:06:49,100 --> 02:06:51,100
You're not real, that gun isn't-

2738
02:06:51,200 --> 02:06:52,900
That gun isn't even in your hand.

2739
02:06:54,300 --> 02:06:55,800
The gun's in my hand.

2740
02:07:01,100 --> 02:07:03,500
Hey, good for you.
Doesn't change a thing.

2741
02:07:12,000 --> 02:07:14,700
Why do you want to
put a gun to your head?

2742
02:07:14,700 --> 02:07:17,500
Not my head, Tyler.

2743
02:07:17,400 --> 02:07:19,100
Our head.

2744
02:07:20,800 --> 02:07:22,200
Interesting.

2745
02:07:25,300 --> 02:07:28,100
Where are you going
with this, I KEA boy?

2746
02:07:34,500 --> 02:07:37,900
Hey, it's you and me.

2747
02:07:40,600 --> 02:07:41,500
Friends.

2748
02:07:43,500 --> 02:07:44,400
Tyler...

2749
02:07:47,300 --> 02:07:50,200
I want you to really listen to me.

2750
02:07:50,100 --> 02:07:51,000
OK.

2751
02:07:54,000 --> 02:07:55,600
My eyes are open.

2752
02:08:12,700 --> 02:08:14,600
What's that smell?

2753
02:08:33,900 --> 02:08:35,500
Where is everybody?

2754
02:08:35,400 --> 02:08:36,600
I don't know, what's goin' on?

2755
02:08:37,600 --> 02:08:38,900
Mr. Durden!

2756
02:08:39,800 --> 02:08:41,200
Oh, my God.

2757
02:08:41,300 --> 02:08:42,200
Sir?

2758
02:08:46,500 --> 02:08:47,600
Are you, uh...

2759
02:08:47,700 --> 02:08:49,500
Are you alright, sir?

2760
02:08:49,500 --> 02:08:50,700
Oh, yeah, I'm OK.

2761
02:08:50,800 --> 02:08:51,700
You look terrible, sir.

2762
02:08:51,700 --> 02:08:53,300
What happened?

2763
02:08:53,300 --> 02:08:55,500
Oh, nothing. It's no problem.

2764
02:08:55,600 --> 02:08:57,300
Oh, no, no, sir, he's not kidding.

2765
02:08:57,300 --> 02:08:58,500
You look really awful.

2766
02:08:58,400 --> 02:08:59,600
You need medical assistance.

2767
02:08:59,700 --> 02:09:01,100
- I'm fine.
- Ugh.

2768
02:09:01,100 --> 02:09:02,100
Look, I'm fine.

2769
02:09:02,200 --> 02:09:04,700
Everything's fine.

2770
02:09:07,900 --> 02:09:09,900
Let-Let her go.

2771
02:09:09,900 --> 02:09:10,900
Christ almighty!

2772
02:09:10,900 --> 02:09:12,800
You!

2773
02:09:12,800 --> 02:09:15,200
Hi, Marla.

2774
02:09:16,200 --> 02:09:17,200
Leave her with me,

2775
02:09:17,100 --> 02:09:18,100
get your stuff,

2776
02:09:18,100 --> 02:09:19,100
I'll meet you downstairs.

2777
02:09:19,000 --> 02:09:20,000
Are you sure?

2778
02:09:20,000 --> 02:09:22,000
Yes, I'm sure.

2779
02:09:23,100 --> 02:09:25,000
You fucker!

2780
02:09:25,000 --> 02:09:25,900
What kind of sick fucking game

2781
02:09:26,000 --> 02:09:26,900
are you playing now,

2782
02:09:26,900 --> 02:09:27,800
putting me on a fucking bu-

2783
02:09:27,900 --> 02:09:29,800
Oh, my God, your face!

2784
02:09:29,800 --> 02:09:31,200
Yeah, I know.

2785
02:09:35,700 --> 02:09:37,600
What happened?

2786
02:09:37,700 --> 02:09:38,900
Don't ask.

2787
02:09:38,800 --> 02:09:39,800
You're shot.

2788
02:09:39,800 --> 02:09:41,200
Yes, I'm shot.

2789
02:09:41,200 --> 02:09:42,700
Oh, my God.

2790
02:09:42,700 --> 02:09:44,100
I can't believe he's standing.

2791
02:09:44,200 --> 02:09:45,600
One tough motherfucker.

2792
02:09:49,300 --> 02:09:51,200
Who did this?

2793
02:09:51,100 --> 02:09:53,700
I did, actually.

2794
02:09:53,600 --> 02:09:55,000
Find some gauze.

2795
02:09:56,800 --> 02:09:58,900
You shot yourself?

2796
02:09:58,900 --> 02:09:59,900
Yes, but it's OK.

2797
02:10:00,000 --> 02:10:01,600
Marla, look at me.

2798
02:10:01,500 --> 02:10:03,800
I'm really OK.

2799
02:10:03,800 --> 02:10:05,700
Trust me.

2800
02:10:05,800 --> 02:10:07,500
Everything's gonna be fine.

2801
02:10:20,000 --> 02:10:21,800
You met me at a very
strange time in my life.

2802
02:10:22,305 --> 02:11:22,268
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