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Who are the real-world Illuminati ?
Find out @ saveanilluminati.com

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People are always asking me

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if I know Tyler Durden.

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Tyler: 3 minutes.

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Tyler: 3 minutes.

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This is it: Ground zero.

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Would you like to say a few
words to mark the occasion?

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With a gun barrel
between your teeth,

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you speak only in vowels.

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I can't think
of anything.

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For a second
I totally forget

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about Tyler's whole
controlled demolition thing,

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and I wonder
how clean that gun is.

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Tyler: Getting
exciting now.

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That old saying,

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how you always hurt
the one you love?

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Well, it works both ways.

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We have front row seats

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for this theater
of mass destruction.

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The demolitions committee
of Project Mayhem

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wrapped the foundation
columns of a dozen buildings

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with blasting gelatin.
In 2 minutes,

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primary charges
will blow base charges

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and a few square blocks

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will be reduced
to smoldering rubble.

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I know this...

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because Tyler knows this.

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21/2.

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Think of everything
we've accomplished.

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And suddenly, I realize
that all of this:

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The gun, the bombs,
the revolution...

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has got something to do with
a girl named Marla Singer.

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Bob. Bob had bitch-tits.

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This was a support group for
men with testicular cancer.

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The big moosey
slobbering all over me,

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that was Bob.

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We're still men.

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Yes, we're men.

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Men is what we are.

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8 months ago, Bob's
testicles were removed.

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Then hormone therapy.
He developed bitch-tits

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because his testosterone
was too high,

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and his body
upped the estrogen.

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And that was where I fit...

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They're gonna have to
open up my pecs again

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and drain the fluid.

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Between those huge,
sweating tits

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that hung enormous the way
you'd think of God's as big.

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OK. You cry now.

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No, wait. Back up.
Let me start earlier.

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For 6 months,
I couldn't sleep.

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Echo: I couldn't sleep.
I couldn't sleep.

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With insomnia,
nothing's real.

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Everything's far away.

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Everything's a copy
of a copy of a copy.

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When deep space
exploration ramps up,

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it'll be the corporations
that name everything:

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The I.B.M. Stellarsphere,

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the Microsoft Galaxy,

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Planet Starbucks.

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Gonna need you out of town
a little more this week.

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We got some
red flags to cover.

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It must've been Tuesday.

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He was wearing
his cornflower-blue tie.

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You want me to deprioritize
my current reports

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until you advise
of a status upgrade?

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Make these your primary
action items.

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Here's
your flight coupons.

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Call me from the road
if there's any snags.

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He was full of pep.

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Must have had
his grande latte enema.

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Like so many others,
I had become a slave

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to the "IKEA"
nesting instinct.

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Uh, yes. I'd like to order
the Erica Pekkary dust ruffles.

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Operator: Please hold.

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If I saw something clever

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like a little coffee table
in the shape of a yin-yang,

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I had to have it.

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The Klipske
personal office unit,

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the Hovetrekke
home exer-bike,

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or theJohannshamn sofa

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with the Strinne green
stripe pattern.

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Even the Rizlampa wire lamps

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of environmentally friendly
unbleached paper.

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I'd flip through catalogs
and wonder:

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What kind of dining set
defines me as a person?

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I had it all.

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Even the glass dishes

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with tiny bubbles
and imperfections.

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Proof that they were crafted
by the honest, simple,

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hard-working indigenous
peoples of...

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Operator: Please hold.

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Wherever.

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I was holding.

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We used to read pornography.

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Now it was
the Horchow collection.

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No, you can't
die from insomnia.

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What about narcolepsy?

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I nod off. I wake up
in strange places.

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I have no idea
how I got there.

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You need to lighten up.

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Can you please just
get me something?

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Red and blue Tuenols,
lipstick-red Seconals.

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No. You need
healthy natural sleep.

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Chew some Valerian root
and get more exercise.

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Hey, come on.
I'm in pain.

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You wanna see pain?

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Swing by First Methodist
Tuesday nights.

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See the guys
with testicular cancer.

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That's pain.

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Chorus: # La la la #

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# La la la la la la #

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I always wanted 3 kids,

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2 boys and a girl.

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Mindy wanted
2 girls and a boy.

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We never could
agree on anything.

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Well, uh,
you know, she...

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She had her first child
last week, a...

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a girl.

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With... With her, uh,
with her new husband.

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Man:  Fuck.

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Hey... Hey, thank God,
you know.

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I'm... I'm glad for her.

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Because she deserves it.

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Group Leader: Aw.

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Everyone, let's thank Thomas
for sharing himself with us.

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All: Thank you, Thomas.

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I look around this room,
and I see a lot of courage,

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and that gives me strength.

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We give each other strength.

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It's time
for the one-on-ones.

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So let's all of us here
follow Thomas' good example

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and really open ourselves up.

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Would you find a partner?

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And this is how
I met the big moosey...

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Man: Come on.
Let's go over here.

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His eyes already
shrink-wrapped in tears...

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knees together,
those awkward little steps.

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My name is Bob.

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Bob.

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Bob had been
a champion body-builder.

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You know that
chest-expansion program

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you see on late-night TV?
That was his idea.

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I was a juicer.

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You know,
using steroids.

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Diabonal and...

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Wistrol.
Oh, they use that

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on racehorses,
for Christ sakes.

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And now I'm bankrupt.

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I'm divorced.

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My 2 grown kids...

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won't even return
my phone calls.

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Strangers
with this kind of honesty

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make me go
a big rubbery one.

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Go ahead, Cornelius.

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You can cry.

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And then,
something happened.

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I let go.

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That's really good.

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Lost in oblivion...

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dark and silent
and complete.

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I found freedom.

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Losing all hope was freedom.

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It's OK.

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Babies don't sleep
this well.

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I became addicted.

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Come on.

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If I didn't say anything...

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people always
assumed the worst.

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Man: Welcome, Travis.

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Second man: Welcome, Travis.

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They cried harder...

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then I cried harder.

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Woman: Now we're going
to open the green door,

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the heart chakra.

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I wasn't really dying.

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I wasn't host to cancer
or parasites.

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I was the warm little center

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that the life of this world
crowded around.

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That the life of this world
crowded around.

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Imagine your pain

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as a white ball
of healing light.

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It moves over your body,
healing you.

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Now, keep this going.
Remember to breathe,

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and step forward

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through the back door
of the room.

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Where does it lead?

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To your cave.

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Step forward
into your cave.

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That's right.

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You're going deeper
into your cave,

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and you're going to find
your power animal.

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Slide.

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Every evening, I died...

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and every evening,
I was born again.

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Resurrected.

197
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Bob loved me
because he thought

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my testicles
were removed, too.

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Being there...

200
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pressed against his tits,

201
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ready to cry.

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This was my vacation.

203
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And she ruined
everything.

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This is cancer, right?

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This chick Marla Singer

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did not have
testicular cancer.

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She was a liar.

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She had no diseases at all.

209
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I had seen her
at Free and Clear

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my blood parasites group
Thursdays.

211
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Then at Hope, my bimonthly
sickle cell circle.

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And again at Seize the Day,

213
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my tuberculosis
Friday night.

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Marla, the big tourist.

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Her lie reflected my lie,

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and suddenly,
I felt nothing.

217
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I couldn't cry.

218
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So once again,
I couldn't sleep.

219
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Next group,
after guided meditation,

220
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after we open
our heart chakras,

221
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when it's time to hug,

222
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I'm gonna grab
that little bitch

223
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Marla Singer
and scream...

224
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Marla, you liar!
You big tourist!

225
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I need this!
Now get out!

226
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I hadn't slept in 4 days.

227
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TV: Absolutely.
We'll just let that dry.

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When you have insomnia,

229
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you're never
really asleep...

230
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and you're
never really awake.

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Woman: To begin
tonight's communion,

232
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Chloe would like
to say a few words.

233
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Oh, yeah... Chloe.

234
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Chloe looked the way

235
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Meryl Streep's skeleton
would look

236
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if you made it smile
and walk around the party

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being extra nice
to everybody.

238
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Well,
I'm still here,

239
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but I don't know
for how long.

240
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That's as much
certainty

241
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as anyone
can give me.

242
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But I've got
some good news.

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I no longer
have

244
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any fear
of death.

245
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But I am in
a pretty lonely place.

246
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No one will have sex
with me.

247
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I'm so close to the end,

248
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and all I want is to get
laid for the last time.

249
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I have pornographic movies
in my apartment,

250
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And lubricants
and amyl nitrate.

251
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Chloe...

252
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Everyone, let's
thank Chloe.

253
00:13:31,753 --> 00:13:33,872
Now, let's...
ready ourself

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for guided meditation.

255
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You're standing at
the entrance of your cave.

256
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You step inside your cave,
and you walk.

257
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If I did
have a tumor...

258
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I'd name it Marla.

259
00:13:48,110 --> 00:13:49,630
Marla...

260
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the little scratch
on the roof of your mouth

261
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that would heal if only
you could stop tonguing it,

262
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but you can't.

263
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...deeper
into your cave

264
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as you walk.

265
00:13:59,429 --> 00:14:01,629
You feel the healing energy
of this place

266
00:14:01,668 --> 00:14:04,707
all around you.

267
00:14:04,748 --> 00:14:06,668
Now find your power animal.

268
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,387
Slide.

269
00:14:16,187 --> 00:14:19,067
OK. Now let's partner up.

270
00:14:19,106 --> 00:14:21,266
Pick someone special
to you tonight.

271
00:14:27,584 --> 00:14:28,985
Hey.

272
00:14:29,985 --> 00:14:30,904
We need to talk.

273
00:14:30,945 --> 00:14:31,865
Sure.

274
00:14:36,544 --> 00:14:37,504
I'm onto you.

275
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:38,464
What?

276
00:14:38,504 --> 00:14:40,024
Yeah. You're a faker.

277
00:14:40,064 --> 00:14:41,343
You're not dying.

278
00:14:41,424 --> 00:14:42,664
Sorry?

279
00:14:42,743 --> 00:14:45,863
In the Tibetan philosophy,
Sylvia Plath sense of the word,

280
00:14:45,983 --> 00:14:47,543
I know we're all...
we're all dying, all right?

281
00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:49,983
But you're not dying the way
Chloe back there is dying.

282
00:14:51,102 --> 00:14:52,062
So?

283
00:14:53,102 --> 00:14:54,822
So you're a tourist.

284
00:14:54,902 --> 00:14:56,742
OK? I've seen you.
I saw you...

285
00:14:56,822 --> 00:14:58,061
saw you at melanoma,

286
00:14:58,142 --> 00:14:59,382
saw you
at tuberculosis,

287
00:14:59,421 --> 00:15:01,341
I saw you at
testicular cancer.

288
00:15:01,341 --> 00:15:02,981
I saw you
practicing this.

289
00:15:03,061 --> 00:15:04,301
Practicing what?

290
00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:05,380
Telling me off.

291
00:15:05,460 --> 00:15:08,021
Is it going as well
as you hoped...

292
00:15:08,060 --> 00:15:09,140
"RUPERT"?

293
00:15:09,180 --> 00:15:10,460
I'll expose you.

294
00:15:10,539 --> 00:15:12,459
Go ahead.
I'll expose you.

295
00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:13,660
Leader: All right,
come together.

296
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,860
Let yourselves cry.

297
00:15:23,098 --> 00:15:24,818
Oh, God, why
are you doing this?

298
00:15:24,858 --> 00:15:27,298
It's cheaper than a movie,
and there's free coffee.

299
00:15:27,378 --> 00:15:28,298
No, look...

300
00:15:28,377 --> 00:15:30,218
this is important, OK?

301
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:31,217
These are my groups.

302
00:15:31,257 --> 00:15:32,817
I've been coming here
for over a year.

303
00:15:32,857 --> 00:15:34,897
Why do you do it?

304
00:15:34,936 --> 00:15:35,977
I don't know.

305
00:15:36,057 --> 00:15:37,417
When people think
you're dying,

306
00:15:37,497 --> 00:15:39,017
man, they really,
really listen to you

307
00:15:39,097 --> 00:15:40,176
instead of just...

308
00:15:40,216 --> 00:15:43,616
Instead of just waiting
for their turn to speak.

309
00:15:43,696 --> 00:15:45,536
Yeah.

310
00:15:45,616 --> 00:15:47,135
Yeah.

311
00:15:47,216 --> 00:15:49,575
Share yourself... completely.

312
00:15:50,774 --> 00:15:52,055
OK, you don't want
to get into this.

313
00:15:52,175 --> 00:15:53,614
It becomes an addiction.

314
00:15:53,695 --> 00:15:54,655
Really?

315
00:15:54,734 --> 00:15:55,854
I'm not kidding.

316
00:15:55,894 --> 00:15:57,934
I can't cry if there's
another faker present,

317
00:15:57,973 --> 00:15:59,054
and I need this.

318
00:15:59,093 --> 00:16:00,933
So you got to find
somewhere else to go.

319
00:16:01,013 --> 00:16:03,213
Candy stripe
a cancer ward.

320
00:16:03,294 --> 00:16:05,094
It's not my problem.

321
00:16:07,413 --> 00:16:08,852
Wait, wait, wait.

322
00:16:08,933 --> 00:16:10,333
Whoa. Hold on.
I'll tell you.

323
00:16:10,451 --> 00:16:11,972
We're gonna split up
the week, OK?

324
00:16:12,052 --> 00:16:13,931
You take lymphoma
and tuberculosis...

325
00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:15,052
You take
tuberculosis.

326
00:16:15,132 --> 00:16:16,652
My smoking doesn't
go over at all.

327
00:16:16,692 --> 00:16:18,092
- OK. Good. Fine.
-

328
00:16:18,131 --> 00:16:20,171
Testicular cancer should be
no contest, I think.

329
00:16:20,210 --> 00:16:21,171
Well, technically,

330
00:16:21,211 --> 00:16:22,891
I have more right to
be there than you.

331
00:16:22,931 --> 00:16:23,971
You still have
your balls.

332
00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:24,931
You're kidding.

333
00:16:25,011 --> 00:16:26,730
I don't know. Am I?

334
00:16:26,769 --> 00:16:28,290
No. No.

335
00:16:28,370 --> 00:16:29,290
What do you want?

336
00:16:29,370 --> 00:16:30,850
I'll take the parasites.

337
00:16:30,930 --> 00:16:32,330
You can't have
both the parasites,

338
00:16:32,370 --> 00:16:33,649
but why don't you take
the blood parasites...

339
00:16:33,729 --> 00:16:34,888
I want brain parasites.

340
00:16:34,969 --> 00:16:36,528
I'll take
the blood parasites,

341
00:16:36,609 --> 00:16:38,249
but I'm gonna take the
organic brain dementia...

342
00:16:38,328 --> 00:16:39,248
I want that.

343
00:16:39,289 --> 00:16:40,528
You can't have
the whole brain.

344
00:16:40,609 --> 00:16:43,087
So far you have 4.
I only have 2.

345
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:44,328
OK.

346
00:16:44,368 --> 00:16:46,967
Take both the parasites.
They're yours.

347
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,727
Now we both have 3.

348
00:16:52,567 --> 00:16:55,007
Hey, you left
half your clothes!

349
00:17:10,525 --> 00:17:12,245
What, are you selling those?

350
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:14,044
Yes! I'm selling
some clothes.

351
00:17:14,124 --> 00:17:15,124
So,

352
00:17:15,204 --> 00:17:16,484
we each have 3.
That's 6.

353
00:17:16,524 --> 00:17:18,684
What about the seventh day?
I want ascending bowel cancer.

354
00:17:18,764 --> 00:17:20,123
The girl
had done her homework.

355
00:17:20,204 --> 00:17:21,083
Thank you.

356
00:17:21,163 --> 00:17:22,043
No. No, I...

357
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,203
I want bowel cancer.

358
00:17:24,323 --> 00:17:25,963
That's your favorite, too?

359
00:17:26,042 --> 00:17:28,163
Try to slip it by me, eh?

360
00:17:28,242 --> 00:17:29,642
Look, we're gonna
split it, OK?

361
00:17:29,722 --> 00:17:31,402
Take the first and third
Sunday of the month.

362
00:17:34,642 --> 00:17:35,561
Deal.

363
00:17:38,042 --> 00:17:39,881
Looks like
this is good-bye.

364
00:17:39,962 --> 00:17:42,000
Well, let's not make a
big thing out of it, OK?

365
00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:43,840
How's this for not
making a big thing?

366
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:49,480
Hey, Marla!

367
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:51,400
Marla!

368
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:54,879
May-Maybe we should
exchange numbers.

369
00:17:54,999 --> 00:17:56,359
Should we?

370
00:17:56,439 --> 00:17:58,318
W-We might want
to switch nights.

371
00:17:59,838 --> 00:18:00,758
OK.

372
00:18:06,078 --> 00:18:07,957
This is how I met
Marla Singer.

373
00:18:09,957 --> 00:18:11,197
Marla's philosophy of life

374
00:18:11,237 --> 00:18:13,277
was that she might die
at any moment.

375
00:18:13,317 --> 00:18:15,917
The tragedy, she said,
was that she didn't.

376
00:18:15,997 --> 00:18:17,117
It doesn't have
your name.

377
00:18:17,157 --> 00:18:18,156
Who are you,

378
00:18:18,236 --> 00:18:20,196
Cornelius,
Rupert,

379
00:18:20,276 --> 00:18:21,555
Travis,

380
00:18:21,636 --> 00:18:22,715
any of the
stupid names

381
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:23,956
you give each
night?

382
00:18:27,036 --> 00:18:29,794
You wake up
at Seatac.

383
00:18:29,834 --> 00:18:30,994
S.F. O...

384
00:18:31,074 --> 00:18:32,994
L.A. X...

385
00:18:33,075 --> 00:18:34,834
You wake up at O'Hare...

386
00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:36,314
Dallas-Fort Worth...

387
00:18:36,393 --> 00:18:38,274
B.W. I...

388
00:18:38,354 --> 00:18:40,474
Pacific, mountain,
central...

389
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,074
Lose an hour,
gain an hour...

390
00:18:42,114 --> 00:18:43,593
Check-in for that
flight doesn't begin

391
00:18:43,673 --> 00:18:45,073
for another 2 hours,
sir.

392
00:18:45,153 --> 00:18:49,032
This is your life, and it's
ending one minute at a time.

393
00:18:49,112 --> 00:18:51,392
You wake up at Air Harbor
International...

394
00:18:51,472 --> 00:18:53,312
P. A: The aircraft has
come to a complete stop.

395
00:18:53,392 --> 00:18:54,992
If you wake up
at a different time,

396
00:18:55,072 --> 00:18:56,950
in a different place,

397
00:18:56,991 --> 00:18:59,031
could you wake up
as a different person?

398
00:19:00,751 --> 00:19:02,070
Everywhere I travel,

399
00:19:02,110 --> 00:19:03,550
tiny life...

400
00:19:03,590 --> 00:19:05,350
single-serving sugar...

401
00:19:05,430 --> 00:19:06,511
single-serving cream...

402
00:19:06,590 --> 00:19:08,310
single pat of butter...

403
00:19:08,389 --> 00:19:11,109
a microwave cordon-bleu
hobby kit.

404
00:19:11,190 --> 00:19:13,070
Shampoo-conditioner combos.

405
00:19:13,148 --> 00:19:16,229
Sample package mouthwash,
tiny bars of soap.

406
00:19:18,268 --> 00:19:20,668
The people I meet
on each flight,

407
00:19:20,748 --> 00:19:23,668
they're single-serving
friends.

408
00:19:23,748 --> 00:19:26,427
Between takeoff and landing,
we have our time together,

409
00:19:26,507 --> 00:19:28,667
but that's all we get.

410
00:19:28,748 --> 00:19:30,547
Together: Welcome!

411
00:19:32,107 --> 00:19:33,586
On
a long enough timeline,

412
00:19:33,627 --> 00:19:36,106
the survival rate
for everyone drops to zero.

413
00:19:36,186 --> 00:19:38,146
I was a recall coordinator.

414
00:19:38,225 --> 00:19:40,186
My job was
to apply the formula.

415
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:41,145
Here's where
the infant

416
00:19:41,226 --> 00:19:42,426
went through
the windshield.

417
00:19:42,545 --> 00:19:43,465
3 points.

418
00:19:43,546 --> 00:19:44,825
A new car
built by my company

419
00:19:44,905 --> 00:19:47,145
leaves somewhere traveling
at 60 miles per hour.

420
00:19:47,225 --> 00:19:49,624
The rear differential
locks up.

421
00:19:49,705 --> 00:19:50,665
The teenager's braces

422
00:19:50,744 --> 00:19:52,185
are wrapped around
the back seat ashtray.

423
00:19:52,265 --> 00:19:54,423
Might make
a good antismoking ad.

424
00:19:54,504 --> 00:19:55,864
The car crashes and burns

425
00:19:55,943 --> 00:19:57,463
with everyone
trapped inside.

426
00:19:57,544 --> 00:19:59,943
Now, should we
initiate a recall?

427
00:20:00,024 --> 00:20:01,143
The father
must've been huge.

428
00:20:01,223 --> 00:20:02,343
You see
where the fat

429
00:20:02,423 --> 00:20:03,503
has burned
to the seat,

430
00:20:03,543 --> 00:20:05,023
the polyester shirt?

431
00:20:05,102 --> 00:20:07,062
- Very modern art.
- Ha ha ha!

432
00:20:07,142 --> 00:20:09,982
Take the number of
vehicles in the field, "A,"

433
00:20:10,062 --> 00:20:12,582
multiply it by the probable
rate of failure, "B,"

434
00:20:12,661 --> 00:20:13,621
then multiply the result

435
00:20:13,701 --> 00:20:15,861
by the average out-of-court
settlement, "C."

436
00:20:15,941 --> 00:20:18,580
"A" times "B" times "C"

437
00:20:18,661 --> 00:20:20,060
equals "X."

438
00:20:20,140 --> 00:20:22,940
Lf"X" is less
than the cost of a recall,

439
00:20:23,021 --> 00:20:25,100
we don't do one.

440
00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:26,380
Are there a lot

441
00:20:26,420 --> 00:20:28,259
of these kinds
of accidents?

442
00:20:28,339 --> 00:20:30,099
You wouldn't believe.

443
00:20:31,858 --> 00:20:33,979
Which car company
do you work for?

444
00:20:35,018 --> 00:20:36,618
A major one.

445
00:20:38,498 --> 00:20:40,418
Every time the plane
banked too sharply

446
00:20:40,498 --> 00:20:42,218
on takeoff or landing,

447
00:20:42,298 --> 00:20:44,098
I prayed for a crash

448
00:20:44,178 --> 00:20:45,577
or a midair collision.

449
00:20:45,617 --> 00:20:47,537
Anything.

450
00:20:56,496 --> 00:20:57,775
Life insurance
pays off triple

451
00:20:57,856 --> 00:20:59,295
if you die
on a business trip.

452
00:21:02,655 --> 00:21:04,894
"If you are seated in an
emergency exit row..."

453
00:21:04,975 --> 00:21:06,134
Yeah...

454
00:21:06,215 --> 00:21:07,694
"And you feel
you would be unable

455
00:21:07,774 --> 00:21:09,134
or unwilling to
perform the duties

456
00:21:09,214 --> 00:21:10,854
listed on
the safety card,

457
00:21:10,933 --> 00:21:12,453
please ask
a flight attendant

458
00:21:12,494 --> 00:21:13,414
to reseat you."

459
00:21:15,053 --> 00:21:17,174
It's a lot
of responsibility.

460
00:21:17,213 --> 00:21:19,333
Wanna switch seats?

461
00:21:19,453 --> 00:21:20,933
No. I'm not sure
I'm the man

462
00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:22,772
for that particular job.

463
00:21:22,853 --> 00:21:25,612
An exit-door procedure
at 30,000 feet.

464
00:21:25,692 --> 00:21:27,172
Mm-hmm.

465
00:21:27,251 --> 00:21:29,132
The illusion of safety.

466
00:21:29,171 --> 00:21:31,772
Yeah. I guess so.

467
00:21:31,852 --> 00:21:34,251
You know why they put
oxygen masks on planes?

468
00:21:34,331 --> 00:21:35,971
So you can breathe.

469
00:21:36,051 --> 00:21:38,810
Oxygen gets you high.

470
00:21:38,891 --> 00:21:40,210
In a catastrophic
emergency,

471
00:21:40,290 --> 00:21:43,131
you're taking giant
panicked breaths.

472
00:21:43,210 --> 00:21:45,730
Suddenly you become
euphoric, docile.

473
00:21:45,769 --> 00:21:47,890
You accept your fate.

474
00:21:47,969 --> 00:21:50,489
It's all right here.

475
00:21:50,569 --> 00:21:52,209
Emergency
water landing...

476
00:21:52,289 --> 00:21:53,649
600 miles an hour.

477
00:21:53,728 --> 00:21:54,689
Blank faces,

478
00:21:54,768 --> 00:21:56,408
calm as Hindu cows.

479
00:21:56,488 --> 00:21:58,408
That's, um...

480
00:21:58,448 --> 00:22:01,368
That's an interesting
theory.

481
00:22:03,887 --> 00:22:05,167
What do you do?

482
00:22:05,207 --> 00:22:06,607
What do you mean?

483
00:22:06,687 --> 00:22:07,886
What do you do
for a living?

484
00:22:07,967 --> 00:22:10,927
Why? So you can pretend
like you're interested?

485
00:22:13,606 --> 00:22:14,686
OK.

486
00:22:14,726 --> 00:22:16,485
You have a kind of
sick desperation

487
00:22:16,566 --> 00:22:17,725
in your laugh.

488
00:22:20,365 --> 00:22:22,845
We have
the exact same briefcase.

489
00:22:24,085 --> 00:22:25,605
Soap.

490
00:22:25,725 --> 00:22:26,565
Sorry?

491
00:22:26,685 --> 00:22:29,243
I make
and I sell soap...

492
00:22:29,324 --> 00:22:32,044
the yardstick
of civilization.

493
00:22:32,124 --> 00:22:33,804
And this is
how I met...

494
00:22:33,884 --> 00:22:35,484
"Tyler Durden."

495
00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:37,323
Did you know, if you
mixed equal parts

496
00:22:37,403 --> 00:22:39,203
of gasoline and frozen
orange juice concentrate,

497
00:22:39,283 --> 00:22:40,963
you can make napalm?

498
00:22:41,082 --> 00:22:42,803
No, I did not know that.
Is that true?

499
00:22:42,882 --> 00:22:43,922
That's right.

500
00:22:44,002 --> 00:22:45,482
One can make all kinds
of explosives

501
00:22:45,561 --> 00:22:47,322
using simple
household items.

502
00:22:47,361 --> 00:22:48,402
Really?

503
00:22:48,482 --> 00:22:50,042
If one were
so inclined.

504
00:22:54,602 --> 00:22:57,161
Tyler, you are, by far,
the most interesting

505
00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:59,681
"single-serving" friend
I've ever met.

506
00:22:59,761 --> 00:23:01,480
See, obviously,

507
00:23:01,561 --> 00:23:03,319
everything on a plane
is single-serving, even...

508
00:23:03,399 --> 00:23:05,520
Oh, I get it.
It's very clever.

509
00:23:05,599 --> 00:23:07,080
Thank you.

510
00:23:07,159 --> 00:23:09,760
How's that working out
for you?

511
00:23:09,878 --> 00:23:10,719
What?

512
00:23:10,839 --> 00:23:11,918
Being clever.

513
00:23:11,999 --> 00:23:14,238
Great.

514
00:23:14,319 --> 00:23:16,158
Keep it up, then.

515
00:23:16,239 --> 00:23:17,118
Right up.

516
00:23:18,958 --> 00:23:20,318
Now a question
of etiquette.

517
00:23:20,438 --> 00:23:21,478
As I pass,

518
00:23:21,557 --> 00:23:22,877
do I give you the ass
or the crotch?

519
00:23:29,916 --> 00:23:32,796
How I came
to live with Tyler is...

520
00:23:32,916 --> 00:23:35,756
airlines have this policy
about vibrating luggage.

521
00:23:43,195 --> 00:23:44,594
Was... Was it ticking?

522
00:23:44,635 --> 00:23:46,874
Actually, throwers don't
worry about ticking,

523
00:23:46,955 --> 00:23:48,394
'cause modern bombs
don't tick.

524
00:23:48,475 --> 00:23:49,714
Sorry. "Throwers"?

525
00:23:49,754 --> 00:23:50,873
Baggage handlers.

526
00:23:50,954 --> 00:23:54,033
But when a suitcase
vibrates,

527
00:23:54,113 --> 00:23:56,433
then the thrower's
gotta call the police.

528
00:23:56,473 --> 00:23:59,033
My suitcase... was vibrating?

529
00:23:59,112 --> 00:24:01,032
9 times out of 10,
it's an electric razor,

530
00:24:01,113 --> 00:24:04,072
but every once
in a while...

531
00:24:06,392 --> 00:24:07,952
It's a dildo.

532
00:24:09,592 --> 00:24:10,992
Of course,
it's company policy

533
00:24:11,031 --> 00:24:12,551
never to imply
ownership

534
00:24:12,631 --> 00:24:13,871
in the event
of a dildo.

535
00:24:13,910 --> 00:24:15,111
We have to use
the indefinite article

536
00:24:15,190 --> 00:24:16,111
"a" dildo.

537
00:24:16,191 --> 00:24:19,390
Never "your" dildo.

538
00:24:19,430 --> 00:24:20,430
I don't own a...

539
00:24:24,029 --> 00:24:25,790
I had everything
in that suitcase...

540
00:24:25,869 --> 00:24:27,029
my CK shirts,

541
00:24:27,149 --> 00:24:28,709
my DKNY shoes,

542
00:24:28,789 --> 00:24:29,988
my AX ties.

543
00:24:31,829 --> 00:24:32,829
Never mind.

544
00:24:34,429 --> 00:24:37,988
Man: Hey! That's my car!

545
00:24:44,308 --> 00:24:46,666
Home was a condo
on the 15th floor

546
00:24:46,707 --> 00:24:49,227
of a filing cabinet for widows
and young professionals.

547
00:24:49,347 --> 00:24:51,906
The walls
were solid concrete.

548
00:24:51,987 --> 00:24:53,706
A foot of concrete's
important

549
00:24:53,787 --> 00:24:55,305
when your next-door neighbor
lets her hearing aid go

550
00:24:55,466 --> 00:24:57,785
and has to watch game shows
at full volume...

551
00:24:57,825 --> 00:24:59,545
Or when a volcanic blast

552
00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:02,225
and debris that used to be your
furniture and personal effects

553
00:25:02,345 --> 00:25:03,985
blows out of your
floor-to-ceiling windows

554
00:25:04,144 --> 00:25:05,744
and sails flaming
into the night.

555
00:25:11,824 --> 00:25:14,023
I suppose
these things happen.

556
00:25:26,262 --> 00:25:28,422
There's nothing up there.

557
00:25:28,541 --> 00:25:30,701
You can't go
into the unit.

558
00:25:30,821 --> 00:25:32,060
Police orders.

559
00:25:39,980 --> 00:25:42,300
Do you have somebody
you can call?

560
00:25:43,499 --> 00:25:44,740
How embarrassing.

561
00:25:44,859 --> 00:25:47,619
A house full of condiments
and no food.

562
00:25:56,698 --> 00:25:58,537
The police would
later tell me

563
00:25:58,618 --> 00:26:00,258
that the pilot light
might have gone out,

564
00:26:00,337 --> 00:26:04,138
letting out just
a little bit of gas.

565
00:26:04,177 --> 00:26:06,337
That gas could have
slowly filled the condo...

566
00:26:06,416 --> 00:26:08,816
1,700 square feet
of high ceilings

567
00:26:08,937 --> 00:26:10,616
for days and days.

568
00:26:17,575 --> 00:26:20,095
Then the refrigerator's
compressor could've clicked on.

569
00:26:21,334 --> 00:26:24,214
Marla: Yeah?

570
00:26:27,333 --> 00:26:28,854
I can hear you
breathing, you...

571
00:26:37,612 --> 00:26:39,733
If you asked me now,

572
00:26:39,812 --> 00:26:41,533
I couldn't tell you
why I called him.

573
00:27:22,367 --> 00:27:23,887
Hello?

574
00:27:23,967 --> 00:27:24,926
Man: Who's this?

575
00:27:26,687 --> 00:27:28,086
Tyler?

576
00:27:28,126 --> 00:27:29,566
Who is this?

577
00:27:29,686 --> 00:27:32,246
Um, ahem, we met
on the airplane.

578
00:27:32,366 --> 00:27:34,205
We had the same
suitcase.

579
00:27:35,845 --> 00:27:37,366
Uh, the clever guy.

580
00:27:37,445 --> 00:27:41,365
Oh, yeah. Right. OK?

581
00:27:41,444 --> 00:27:43,125
I called
a second ago.

582
00:27:43,244 --> 00:27:45,124
There was no answer.
I'm at a pay phone.

583
00:27:45,244 --> 00:27:46,684
Yeah. I star-69ed you.

584
00:27:46,804 --> 00:27:48,404
I never pick up my phone.

585
00:27:49,964 --> 00:27:51,644
So, what's up, man?

586
00:27:51,764 --> 00:27:54,803
Uh, well...

587
00:27:54,883 --> 00:27:57,242
you're not gonna
believe this.

588
00:27:59,522 --> 00:28:00,962
Tyler: You know, man,
it could be worse.

589
00:28:01,082 --> 00:28:02,322
A woman could
cut off your penis

590
00:28:02,401 --> 00:28:03,443
while you're sleeping

591
00:28:03,522 --> 00:28:04,722
and toss it
out the window

592
00:28:04,802 --> 00:28:05,841
of a moving car.

593
00:28:05,961 --> 00:28:07,401
There's always that.

594
00:28:07,521 --> 00:28:09,041
I don't know,
it's just...

595
00:28:09,161 --> 00:28:10,521
when you buy furniture,

596
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:11,921
you tell yourself,
that's it.

597
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,680
That's the last sofa
I'm gonna need.

598
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:14,961
Whatever else happens,

599
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,039
I've got that
sofa problem handled.

600
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:18,480
I had it all.

601
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:20,239
I had a stereo
that was very decent,

602
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,799
a wardrobe that was getting
very respectable.

603
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:25,999
I was close
to being complete.

604
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:27,439
Shit, man.
Now it's all gone.

605
00:28:27,519 --> 00:28:28,559
All gone.

606
00:28:28,679 --> 00:28:31,198
Hmm. All gone.

607
00:28:33,038 --> 00:28:34,439
Do you know
what a duvet is?

608
00:28:34,518 --> 00:28:35,598
Comforter.

609
00:28:35,678 --> 00:28:37,318
It's a blanket.

610
00:28:37,398 --> 00:28:38,357
Just a blanket.

611
00:28:38,477 --> 00:28:40,237
Why do guys
like you and I

612
00:28:40,277 --> 00:28:41,237
know what
a duvet is?

613
00:28:41,277 --> 00:28:43,637
Is this essential
to our survival

614
00:28:43,717 --> 00:28:45,156
in the hunter-gatherer
sense of the word?

615
00:28:45,277 --> 00:28:46,476
No.

616
00:28:46,596 --> 00:28:48,916
What are we, then?

617
00:28:48,996 --> 00:28:51,755
We're, uh, you know,
consumers...

618
00:28:51,796 --> 00:28:53,516
Right. We're consumers.

619
00:28:53,596 --> 00:28:56,835
We are by-products of
a lifestyle obsession.

620
00:28:56,915 --> 00:28:59,074
Murder, crime, poverty...

621
00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:00,794
these things
don't concern me.

622
00:29:00,915 --> 00:29:03,954
What concerns me are
celebrity magazines,

623
00:29:04,113 --> 00:29:06,114
television
with 500 channels,

624
00:29:06,194 --> 00:29:08,073
some guy's name
on my underwear.

625
00:29:08,114 --> 00:29:10,633
Rogaine, Viagra,
Olestra.

626
00:29:10,713 --> 00:29:11,594
Martha Stewart.

627
00:29:11,673 --> 00:29:12,753
Fuck Martha Stewart.

628
00:29:12,873 --> 00:29:15,432
Martha's polishing the brass
on the "Titanic."

629
00:29:15,593 --> 00:29:16,873
It's all going down, man.

630
00:29:16,953 --> 00:29:19,312
So fuck off
with your sofa units

631
00:29:19,352 --> 00:29:21,512
and Strinne green
stripe patterns.

632
00:29:21,633 --> 00:29:23,952
I say,
never be complete.

633
00:29:24,031 --> 00:29:25,511
I say,
stop being perfect.

634
00:29:25,631 --> 00:29:28,031
I say, let's...
let's evolve.

635
00:29:28,151 --> 00:29:29,911
Let the chips
fall where they may.

636
00:29:32,350 --> 00:29:34,430
But that's me,
and I could be wrong.

637
00:29:34,511 --> 00:29:36,470
Maybe it's a terrible
tragedy.

638
00:29:36,590 --> 00:29:37,951
No. It's just stuff.

639
00:29:38,030 --> 00:29:38,949
It's not a tragedy,
but...

640
00:29:39,030 --> 00:29:40,069
Well, you did lose

641
00:29:40,149 --> 00:29:42,629
a lot of versatile solutions
for modern living.

642
00:29:42,710 --> 00:29:43,629
Fuck. You're right.

643
00:29:43,749 --> 00:29:45,029
No. I don't smoke.

644
00:29:48,428 --> 00:29:51,947
My insurance is probably
gonna cover it, so...

645
00:29:54,388 --> 00:29:56,387
What?

646
00:29:56,507 --> 00:30:00,427
The things you own
end up owning you.

647
00:30:02,746 --> 00:30:03,906
But do what
you like, man.

648
00:30:06,345 --> 00:30:07,387
Oh, it's late.

649
00:30:07,466 --> 00:30:09,146
Hey, thanks
for the beer.

650
00:30:09,226 --> 00:30:10,426
Yeah, man.

651
00:30:10,506 --> 00:30:13,265
I should find
a hotel.

652
00:30:13,345 --> 00:30:14,225
Oh.

653
00:30:14,304 --> 00:30:15,185
What?

654
00:30:15,265 --> 00:30:16,145
What?

655
00:30:16,224 --> 00:30:17,105
A hotel.

656
00:30:17,185 --> 00:30:18,065
Yeah.

657
00:30:18,144 --> 00:30:19,664
Just ask, man.

658
00:30:19,784 --> 00:30:21,984
What are you
talking about?

659
00:30:22,065 --> 00:30:23,024
Oh, God.

660
00:30:23,144 --> 00:30:24,504
3 pitchers of beer,

661
00:30:24,583 --> 00:30:26,064
and you still
can't ask.

662
00:30:27,623 --> 00:30:28,664
What?

663
00:30:28,744 --> 00:30:30,464
You called me 'cause you
needed a place to stay.

664
00:30:30,543 --> 00:30:32,223
Oh, hey, no, no, no.

665
00:30:32,302 --> 00:30:34,183
Yes, you did.
So just ask.

666
00:30:34,303 --> 00:30:36,422
Cut the foreplay
and just ask, man.

667
00:30:38,182 --> 00:30:40,302
Would that
be a problem?

668
00:30:40,421 --> 00:30:42,382
Is it a problem
for you to ask?

669
00:30:43,902 --> 00:30:45,180
Can I stay
at your place?

670
00:30:45,261 --> 00:30:46,141
Yeah.

671
00:30:47,181 --> 00:30:48,541
Thanks.

672
00:30:52,340 --> 00:30:54,461
I want you
to do me a favor.

673
00:30:54,540 --> 00:30:55,579
Yeah, sure.

674
00:30:55,700 --> 00:30:58,379
I want you to hit me
as hard as you can.

675
00:30:58,499 --> 00:31:00,379
What?

676
00:31:00,419 --> 00:31:04,059
I want you to hit me
as hard as you can.

677
00:31:04,139 --> 00:31:05,539
Let me tell you
a little bit

678
00:31:05,618 --> 00:31:06,978
about Tyler Durden.

679
00:31:07,099 --> 00:31:09,458
Tyler was a night person.

680
00:31:09,539 --> 00:31:10,618
While the rest of us
were sleeping,

681
00:31:10,779 --> 00:31:11,698
he worked.

682
00:31:11,777 --> 00:31:14,778
He had one part-time job
as a projectionist.

683
00:31:14,857 --> 00:31:16,537
See, a movie doesn't come
all on one big reel.

684
00:31:16,657 --> 00:31:17,738
It comes on a few.

685
00:31:17,857 --> 00:31:20,217
So someone has to be there
to switch the projectors

686
00:31:20,297 --> 00:31:22,417
at the exact moment
that one reel ends

687
00:31:22,497 --> 00:31:23,696
and the next one begins.

688
00:31:23,777 --> 00:31:25,697
If you look for it,
you can see these little dots

689
00:31:25,776 --> 00:31:27,695
come into the upper right-hand
corner of the screen.

690
00:31:28,736 --> 00:31:29,735
In the industry,

691
00:31:29,856 --> 00:31:31,055
we call them
"cigarette burns."

692
00:31:31,135 --> 00:31:33,095
That's the cue
for a changeover.

693
00:31:33,215 --> 00:31:34,575
He flips the projectors,

694
00:31:34,655 --> 00:31:36,415
the movie keeps
right on going,

695
00:31:36,495 --> 00:31:37,894
and nobody in the audience
has any idea.

696
00:31:37,974 --> 00:31:40,334
Why would anyone want
this shit job?

697
00:31:40,415 --> 00:31:43,174
Because it affords him other
interesting opportunities.

698
00:31:43,294 --> 00:31:45,214
Like splicing single frames
of pornography

699
00:31:45,294 --> 00:31:46,613
into family films.

700
00:31:46,654 --> 00:31:48,693
So when the snooty cat
and the courageous dog

701
00:31:48,734 --> 00:31:50,134
with the celebrity voices

702
00:31:50,173 --> 00:31:52,092
meet for the first time
in reel 3,

703
00:31:52,172 --> 00:31:53,333
that's when you'll
catch a flash

704
00:31:53,413 --> 00:31:55,612
ofTyler's contribution
to the film.

705
00:32:02,212 --> 00:32:03,691
Nobody knows
that they saw it,

706
00:32:03,771 --> 00:32:04,771
but they did.

707
00:32:04,851 --> 00:32:07,210
A nice big cock.

708
00:32:11,890 --> 00:32:14,490
Even a hummingbird couldn't
catch Tyler at work.

709
00:32:19,090 --> 00:32:22,128
Tyler also works sometimes
as a banquet waiter

710
00:32:22,169 --> 00:32:24,409
at the luxurious
Pressman Hotel.

711
00:32:28,888 --> 00:32:30,608
He was "the" guerilla
terrorist

712
00:32:30,688 --> 00:32:32,927
of the food service
industry.

713
00:32:33,007 --> 00:32:34,008
Do not watch.

714
00:32:34,087 --> 00:32:35,528
I cannot go
when you watch.

715
00:32:35,607 --> 00:32:37,087
Apart from seasoning
the lobster bisque,

716
00:32:37,167 --> 00:32:38,527
he farted on meringues,

717
00:32:38,607 --> 00:32:39,966
sneezed
on braised endive.

718
00:32:40,047 --> 00:32:41,526
And as for the cream
of mushroom soup,

719
00:32:41,606 --> 00:32:42,647
well...

720
00:32:42,726 --> 00:32:44,086
Go ahead, tell them.

721
00:32:44,167 --> 00:32:45,966
You get the idea.

722
00:32:46,086 --> 00:32:47,685
What do you want me to do?
You just want me to hit you?

723
00:32:47,765 --> 00:32:49,285
Come on. Do me
this one favor.

724
00:32:49,365 --> 00:32:50,285
Why?

725
00:32:50,366 --> 00:32:51,605
Why? I don't know why.
I don't know.

726
00:32:51,685 --> 00:32:52,604
I've never been in a fight.
Have you?

727
00:32:52,685 --> 00:32:54,046
No, but that's
a good thing.

728
00:32:54,124 --> 00:32:55,125
No, it is not.

729
00:32:55,205 --> 00:32:56,085
How much can you
know about yourself

730
00:32:56,164 --> 00:32:57,524
if you've never
been in a fight?

731
00:32:57,604 --> 00:32:58,845
I don't wanna die
without any scars.

732
00:32:58,925 --> 00:33:00,683
So, come on, hit me
before I lose my nerve.

733
00:33:00,764 --> 00:33:03,364
God, this is crazy.

734
00:33:03,444 --> 00:33:04,964
So go crazy.
Let 'er rip.

735
00:33:05,044 --> 00:33:06,764
Hey, I don't know
about this.

736
00:33:06,804 --> 00:33:09,003
I don't, either,
but who gives a shit?

737
00:33:09,042 --> 00:33:10,643
No one's watching.
What do you care?

738
00:33:10,763 --> 00:33:12,882
Wait. This is crazy.
You want me to hit you?

739
00:33:12,963 --> 00:33:14,802
That's right.

740
00:33:14,883 --> 00:33:17,202
What, like,
in the face?

741
00:33:17,281 --> 00:33:18,602
Surprise me.

742
00:33:20,441 --> 00:33:22,681
This is so
fucking stupid.

743
00:33:31,361 --> 00:33:32,640
Ohh!

744
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:35,399
Motherfucker!

745
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:37,360
You hit me
in the ear.

746
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:38,599
Well, Jesus,
I'm sorry.

747
00:33:38,639 --> 00:33:40,399
Ow! Christ!

748
00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:42,119
Why the ear, man?

749
00:33:42,199 --> 00:33:43,198
Aw, I fucked it up.

750
00:33:43,279 --> 00:33:44,239
No. That was perfect.

751
00:33:44,359 --> 00:33:45,958
Ohh! Uhh!

752
00:33:56,236 --> 00:33:57,756
Nah, it's all right.

753
00:33:59,757 --> 00:34:01,236
That really hurts.

754
00:34:01,316 --> 00:34:04,036
Right.

755
00:34:04,076 --> 00:34:05,316
Hit me again.

756
00:34:06,476 --> 00:34:07,396
No. You hit me.

757
00:34:07,436 --> 00:34:08,435
Come on.

758
00:34:24,393 --> 00:34:26,673
We should do this
again sometime.

759
00:34:39,311 --> 00:34:40,351
Where's your car?

760
00:34:40,391 --> 00:34:41,392
What car?

761
00:34:51,591 --> 00:34:53,790
I don't know how
Tyler found that house,

762
00:34:53,829 --> 00:34:55,869
but he said
he'd been there for a year.

763
00:34:55,950 --> 00:34:58,869
It looked like it was
waiting to be torn down.

764
00:34:58,949 --> 00:35:01,109
Most of the windows
were boarded up.

765
00:35:01,190 --> 00:35:03,348
There was no lock
on the front door

766
00:35:03,428 --> 00:35:06,588
from when the police
or whoever kicked it in.

767
00:35:06,628 --> 00:35:08,268
The stairs
were ready to collapse.

768
00:35:08,347 --> 00:35:11,187
I didn't know if he owned it
or if he was squatting.

769
00:35:11,267 --> 00:35:13,027
Neither would have
surprised me.

770
00:35:14,228 --> 00:35:15,587
Yeah. That's you.

771
00:35:15,667 --> 00:35:16,747
That's me.

772
00:35:16,827 --> 00:35:18,547
That's the toilet.

773
00:35:18,626 --> 00:35:19,506
Good?

774
00:35:19,586 --> 00:35:20,466
Yeah. Thanks.

775
00:35:21,666 --> 00:35:23,306
What a shithole.

776
00:35:25,026 --> 00:35:26,666
Nothing worked.

777
00:35:28,185 --> 00:35:29,425
Turning on one light

778
00:35:29,505 --> 00:35:32,306
meant another light
in the house went out.

779
00:35:32,385 --> 00:35:33,745
There were no neighbors,

780
00:35:33,825 --> 00:35:35,744
just some warehouses
and a paper mill...

781
00:35:35,824 --> 00:35:37,504
that fart smell of steam,

782
00:35:37,624 --> 00:35:39,864
the hamster cage smell
of wood chips.

783
00:35:39,904 --> 00:35:41,864
After work tomorrow,
we'll be...

784
00:35:41,944 --> 00:35:43,824
Hey. What have
we here?

785
00:35:58,222 --> 00:35:59,101
Hey, guys.

786
00:35:59,182 --> 00:36:00,221
Hey.

787
00:36:00,301 --> 00:36:01,382
It's cool.

788
00:36:01,461 --> 00:36:02,380
Ohh!

789
00:36:10,860 --> 00:36:14,339
Every time it rained,
we had to kill the power.

790
00:36:14,420 --> 00:36:15,819
By the end
of the first month,

791
00:36:15,900 --> 00:36:17,580
I didn't miss TV.

792
00:36:17,659 --> 00:36:21,778
I didn't even mind the warm,
stale refrigerator.

793
00:36:33,937 --> 00:36:35,657
Can I be next?

794
00:36:39,776 --> 00:36:40,776
All right, man.

795
00:36:40,857 --> 00:36:43,015
Lose the tie.

796
00:36:46,415 --> 00:36:47,655
Ooh!

797
00:36:47,735 --> 00:36:49,255
At night,
Tyler and I were alone

798
00:36:49,294 --> 00:36:51,494
for a half a mile
in every direction.

799
00:36:57,175 --> 00:36:59,573
Rain trickled down
through the plaster

800
00:36:59,614 --> 00:37:00,973
and the light fixtures.

801
00:37:01,013 --> 00:37:02,773
Everything wooden
swelled and shrank.

802
00:37:02,854 --> 00:37:06,613
Everywhere were rusted nails
to snag your elbow on.

803
00:37:06,694 --> 00:37:09,892
The previous occupant had been
a bit of a shut-in.

804
00:37:09,973 --> 00:37:11,573
Hey, man, what
are you reading?

805
00:37:11,692 --> 00:37:12,692
Listen to this.

806
00:37:12,772 --> 00:37:14,572
It's an article
written by an organ

807
00:37:14,652 --> 00:37:16,012
in the first person.

808
00:37:16,092 --> 00:37:18,531
"I am Jack's
medulla oblongata.

809
00:37:18,611 --> 00:37:20,131
Without me, Jack
could not regulate

810
00:37:20,211 --> 00:37:22,330
his heart rate,
blood pressure, or breathing."

811
00:37:22,411 --> 00:37:24,691
There's a whole series
of these.

812
00:37:24,771 --> 00:37:26,090
<i>"I am Jill's nipples."</i>

813
00:37:27,450 --> 00:37:29,451
<i>"I am Jack's colon."</i>

814
00:37:29,530 --> 00:37:31,849
Yeah. "I get cancer.
I killJack."

815
00:37:33,329 --> 00:37:34,969
Whoa... Ohh!

816
00:37:35,049 --> 00:37:36,249
After fighting,

817
00:37:36,290 --> 00:37:38,408
everything else in your life
got the volume turned down.

818
00:37:41,888 --> 00:37:42,768
What?

819
00:37:42,849 --> 00:37:44,168
You could deal
with anything.

820
00:37:44,288 --> 00:37:45,648
Have you finished
those reports?

821
00:37:50,168 --> 00:37:51,406
Tyler: If you could
fight anyone,

822
00:37:51,487 --> 00:37:52,647
who would you fight?

823
00:37:52,687 --> 00:37:55,087
I'd fight my boss,
probably.

824
00:37:55,126 --> 00:37:56,406
Really?

825
00:37:56,486 --> 00:37:58,966
Yeah. Why, who would
you fight?

826
00:37:59,047 --> 00:38:00,166
I'd fight my dad.

827
00:38:00,206 --> 00:38:01,926
I don't know my dad.

828
00:38:02,006 --> 00:38:03,726
I mean, I know him,

829
00:38:03,806 --> 00:38:06,525
but he left when I was,
like, 6 years old,

830
00:38:06,606 --> 00:38:08,885
married this other woman
and had some other kids.

831
00:38:08,965 --> 00:38:10,565
He, like, did this
every 6 years.

832
00:38:10,645 --> 00:38:13,404
He goes to a new city
and starts a new family.

833
00:38:13,484 --> 00:38:15,525
Fucker should open up
franchises.

834
00:38:16,924 --> 00:38:18,444
My dad never
went to college,

835
00:38:18,484 --> 00:38:20,843
so it was real
important that I go.

836
00:38:20,923 --> 00:38:21,924
That sounds familiar.

837
00:38:22,003 --> 00:38:24,043
So I graduate, I call
him up long distance.

838
00:38:24,123 --> 00:38:27,362
I say, "Dad, now what?"
He says, "Get a job."

839
00:38:27,482 --> 00:38:28,322
Same here.

840
00:38:28,442 --> 00:38:29,402
Now I'm 25.

841
00:38:29,482 --> 00:38:30,762
I make
my yearly call again.

842
00:38:30,842 --> 00:38:32,962
I say, "Dad, now what?"

843
00:38:33,002 --> 00:38:35,361
He says, "I don't know.
Get married."

844
00:38:35,402 --> 00:38:37,281
Eh, I mean...

845
00:38:37,321 --> 00:38:38,521
I can't get married.

846
00:38:39,601 --> 00:38:41,241
I'm a 30-year-old boy.

847
00:38:41,322 --> 00:38:42,720
We're a generation
of men

848
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:43,960
raised by women.

849
00:38:44,041 --> 00:38:46,241
I'm wondering
if another woman

850
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,080
is really
the answer we need.

851
00:38:53,319 --> 00:38:56,400
Most of the week,
we were Ozzie and Harriet.

852
00:38:57,839 --> 00:38:58,999
But every Saturday night,

853
00:38:58,999 --> 00:38:59,838
But every Saturday night,

854
00:38:59,878 --> 00:39:02,279
we were finding
something out.

855
00:39:02,318 --> 00:39:04,398
We were finding out
more and more

856
00:39:04,479 --> 00:39:05,477
that we were not alone.

857
00:39:08,037 --> 00:39:09,238
Man: Who turned
the lights off?

858
00:39:09,317 --> 00:39:10,477
It used to be

859
00:39:10,557 --> 00:39:12,157
that when I came home
angry or depressed,

860
00:39:12,197 --> 00:39:13,836
I'd just clean my condo,

861
00:39:13,917 --> 00:39:15,797
polish
my Scandinavian furniture.

862
00:39:15,877 --> 00:39:18,116
I should've been looking
for a new condo.

863
00:39:18,196 --> 00:39:20,797
I should've been haggling
with my insurance company.

864
00:39:20,876 --> 00:39:24,555
I should've been upset about my
nice, neat flaming little shit.

865
00:39:24,635 --> 00:39:26,034
But I wasn't.

866
00:39:26,115 --> 00:39:27,475
The basic premise

867
00:39:27,515 --> 00:39:29,275
of cyber-netting
any office

868
00:39:29,315 --> 00:39:30,395
is make things
more efficient.

869
00:39:30,435 --> 00:39:31,635
Monday mornings,
all I could do

870
00:39:31,714 --> 00:39:32,754
was think about
next week.

871
00:39:32,834 --> 00:39:35,834
Can I get the icon
in cornflower blue?

872
00:39:35,913 --> 00:39:37,034
Absolutely.

873
00:39:37,114 --> 00:39:40,234
Efficiency is priority
number one, people,

874
00:39:40,313 --> 00:39:42,993
because waste
is a thief.

875
00:39:43,073 --> 00:39:44,673
I showed this already
to my man, here.

876
00:39:44,753 --> 00:39:45,993
You liked it,
didn't you?

877
00:39:49,792 --> 00:39:51,472
You can swallow
a pint of blood

878
00:39:51,552 --> 00:39:52,952
before you get sick.

879
00:39:54,272 --> 00:39:56,631
It was right
in everyone's face.

880
00:39:56,672 --> 00:39:58,751
Tyler and I
just made it visible.

881
00:39:58,830 --> 00:40:00,951
It was on the tip
of everyone's tongue.

882
00:40:01,030 --> 00:40:02,871
Tyler and I just
gave it a name.

883
00:40:13,949 --> 00:40:16,668
Come on, people,
you gotta go home.

884
00:40:36,466 --> 00:40:39,266
Turn off the jukebox.
Lock the back.

885
00:41:00,662 --> 00:41:02,543
Every week,
Tyler gave the rules

886
00:41:02,583 --> 00:41:03,822
that he and I decided.

887
00:41:03,943 --> 00:41:07,302
Gentlemen, welcome
to Fight Club.

888
00:41:10,103 --> 00:41:11,941
The first rule
of Fight Club is...

889
00:41:12,022 --> 00:41:14,342
you do not talk
about Fight Club.

890
00:41:14,421 --> 00:41:17,101
The second rule
of Fight Club is...

891
00:41:17,140 --> 00:41:20,620
you do not talk
about Fight Club.

892
00:41:20,661 --> 00:41:22,060
Third rule of Fight Club...

893
00:41:22,100 --> 00:41:25,660
Someone yells "Stop!"
Goes limp, taps out,

894
00:41:25,740 --> 00:41:27,220
the fight is over.

895
00:41:27,299 --> 00:41:28,379
Fourth rule...

896
00:41:28,459 --> 00:41:30,699
Only 2 guys to a fight.

897
00:41:30,739 --> 00:41:31,699
Fifth rule...

898
00:41:31,819 --> 00:41:34,139
One fight at a time,
fellas.

899
00:41:35,219 --> 00:41:37,739
Sixth rule...
No shirts, no shoes.

900
00:41:37,779 --> 00:41:38,818
Seventh rule...

901
00:41:38,899 --> 00:41:41,498
Fights will go on
as long as they have to.

902
00:41:43,418 --> 00:41:45,738
And the eighth
and final rule...

903
00:41:45,778 --> 00:41:50,097
If this is your first night
at Fight Club...

904
00:41:50,176 --> 00:41:51,617
you have to fight.

905
00:41:56,056 --> 00:41:57,895
This kid from work,
Ricky,

906
00:41:57,976 --> 00:41:59,736
couldn't remember
whether you ordered pens

907
00:41:59,815 --> 00:42:00,935
with blue ink or black...

908
00:42:02,376 --> 00:42:03,375
Come on, man!

909
00:42:03,495 --> 00:42:05,095
But Ricky was a god
for 10 minutes

910
00:42:05,135 --> 00:42:07,654
when the trounced the maitre d'
of a local food court.

911
00:42:09,775 --> 00:42:11,494
Sometimes,
all you could hear

912
00:42:11,534 --> 00:42:13,694
were the flat, hard
packing sounds

913
00:42:13,774 --> 00:42:14,814
over the yelling...

914
00:42:18,134 --> 00:42:20,973
or the wet choke when
someone caught their breath

915
00:42:21,052 --> 00:42:21,933
and sprayed...

916
00:42:22,013 --> 00:42:23,092
Stop!

917
00:42:23,173 --> 00:42:25,972
You weren't alive anywhere
like you were there.

918
00:42:26,052 --> 00:42:27,332
But Fight Club
only exists

919
00:42:27,452 --> 00:42:29,572
in the hours between
when Fight Club starts

920
00:42:29,652 --> 00:42:31,412
and when Fight Club ends.

921
00:42:31,492 --> 00:42:34,452
Even if I could tell someone
they had a good fight,

922
00:42:34,491 --> 00:42:36,331
I wouldn't be talking
to the same man.

923
00:42:36,411 --> 00:42:37,851
Who you were
in Fight Club

924
00:42:37,931 --> 00:42:39,971
is not who you were
in the rest of the world.

925
00:42:40,050 --> 00:42:42,811
The guy who came to Fight Club
for the first time,

926
00:42:42,890 --> 00:42:44,770
his ass
was a wad of cookie dough.

927
00:42:44,851 --> 00:42:46,050
After a few weeks,

928
00:42:46,130 --> 00:42:47,649
he was carved
out of wood.

929
00:42:47,730 --> 00:42:49,690
If you could fight
any celebrity,

930
00:42:49,770 --> 00:42:51,089
who would you fight?

931
00:42:51,170 --> 00:42:52,168
Alive or dead?

932
00:42:52,249 --> 00:42:54,649
It doesn't matter.
Who'd be tough?

933
00:42:54,689 --> 00:42:56,448
Hemingway.

934
00:42:56,528 --> 00:42:58,928
You?

935
00:42:59,009 --> 00:43:00,088
Shatner.

936
00:43:00,168 --> 00:43:02,248
I'd fight
William Shatner.

937
00:43:03,687 --> 00:43:06,128
We all started
seeing things differently.

938
00:43:06,207 --> 00:43:07,927
Everywhere we went,

939
00:43:08,007 --> 00:43:10,047
we were sizing things up.

940
00:43:14,167 --> 00:43:16,566
I felt sorry for guys
packed into gyms,

941
00:43:16,646 --> 00:43:18,966
trying to look like
how Calvin Klein

942
00:43:19,046 --> 00:43:20,806
or Tommy Hilfiger
said they should.

943
00:43:20,885 --> 00:43:22,326
Is that what a man
looks like?

944
00:43:23,405 --> 00:43:26,244
Ahh. Self-improvement
is masturbation.

945
00:43:26,285 --> 00:43:28,605
And self-destruction.

946
00:43:28,644 --> 00:43:30,125
Excuse me.

947
00:43:40,803 --> 00:43:42,203
Kick his ass!

948
00:43:42,242 --> 00:43:43,682
Hit him again, man!
Come on! Hit him!

949
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:06,200
Fight Club wasn't about
winning or losing.

950
00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:08,158
It wasn't about words.

951
00:44:10,919 --> 00:44:13,238
The hysterical shouting
was in tongues,

952
00:44:13,278 --> 00:44:15,358
like in
a Pentecostal church.

953
00:44:20,558 --> 00:44:21,477
- Is that it?
- Stop!

954
00:44:21,558 --> 00:44:23,437
When the fight
was over,

955
00:44:23,517 --> 00:44:25,398
nothing was solved,

956
00:44:25,437 --> 00:44:26,877
but nothing mattered.

957
00:44:26,957 --> 00:44:28,316
Hey, cool.

958
00:44:30,396 --> 00:44:33,836
Afterwards,
we all felt saved.

959
00:44:33,917 --> 00:44:35,915
Hey, man, how
about next week?

960
00:44:35,995 --> 00:44:37,356
How about next month?

961
00:44:37,436 --> 00:44:38,556
I hear you.

962
00:44:38,636 --> 00:44:39,755
Irwin, you're
in the middle.

963
00:44:39,835 --> 00:44:42,035
New guy. You, too.

964
00:44:43,195 --> 00:44:45,794
Sometimes,
Tyler spoke for me.

965
00:44:45,874 --> 00:44:47,754
He fell down
some stairs.

966
00:44:47,794 --> 00:44:50,235
I fell down
some stairs.

967
00:44:52,313 --> 00:44:54,553
Fight Club became the reason
to cut your hair short

968
00:44:54,633 --> 00:44:56,873
or trim your fingernails.

969
00:44:56,954 --> 00:44:59,312
OK. Any
historical figure.

970
00:44:59,353 --> 00:45:01,153
I'd fight Gandhi.

971
00:45:02,672 --> 00:45:03,552
Good answer.

972
00:45:03,633 --> 00:45:04,633
How about you?

973
00:45:04,712 --> 00:45:05,832
Lincoln.

974
00:45:05,912 --> 00:45:07,192
Lincoln?

975
00:45:07,271 --> 00:45:08,352
Mm.

976
00:45:08,432 --> 00:45:09,792
Big guy, big reach.

977
00:45:09,832 --> 00:45:11,951
Skinny guys fight
till they're burger.

978
00:45:12,031 --> 00:45:13,392
Fuck.

979
00:45:15,510 --> 00:45:18,111
Hey. Even the Mona Lisa's
falling apart.

980
00:45:26,549 --> 00:45:28,070
Hello.

981
00:45:28,149 --> 00:45:29,069
Marla: Where have
you been

982
00:45:29,149 --> 00:45:30,949
the last 8 weeks?

983
00:45:30,989 --> 00:45:32,228
Marla?

984
00:45:35,308 --> 00:45:36,708
How'd you find me?

985
00:45:36,747 --> 00:45:38,107
You left that
forwarding number.

986
00:45:38,188 --> 00:45:40,908
I haven't seen you
in any support groups.

987
00:45:40,948 --> 00:45:42,348
We split them up.

988
00:45:42,428 --> 00:45:44,307
That was the idea,
remember?

989
00:45:44,348 --> 00:45:47,026
Yeah, but you haven't
been going to yours.

990
00:45:47,147 --> 00:45:48,747
How do you know?

991
00:45:48,787 --> 00:45:50,466
I cheated.

992
00:45:50,547 --> 00:45:52,266
I found a new one.

993
00:45:52,306 --> 00:45:54,026
Really?

994
00:45:54,066 --> 00:45:55,026
It's for men only.

995
00:45:55,106 --> 00:45:56,625
Like the testicle thing?

996
00:45:56,746 --> 00:45:57,785
Waaah!

997
00:46:00,904 --> 00:46:02,185
Look, this is a bad time.

998
00:46:02,226 --> 00:46:04,624
I've been going
to Debtors Anonymous.

999
00:46:04,705 --> 00:46:06,704
You wanna see some
really fucked up people?

1000
00:46:06,784 --> 00:46:08,104
I'm just on my way out.

1001
00:46:08,144 --> 00:46:09,064
Me, too.

1002
00:46:09,103 --> 00:46:10,064
I've got a stomachful
of Xanax.

1003
00:46:10,184 --> 00:46:12,743
I took what was left
of a bottle.

1004
00:46:12,823 --> 00:46:14,783
It might have been
too much.

1005
00:46:14,863 --> 00:46:16,583
Just picture
watching Marla Singer

1006
00:46:16,624 --> 00:46:18,463
throw herself around
her crummy apartment.

1007
00:46:18,583 --> 00:46:20,462
But this isn't a
for-real suicide thing.

1008
00:46:20,582 --> 00:46:22,822
This is probably one of
those cry-for-help things.

1009
00:46:22,862 --> 00:46:24,262
This could
go on for hours.

1010
00:46:24,302 --> 00:46:25,701
So you're staying in
tonight, then?

1011
00:46:25,742 --> 00:46:27,141
Do you wanna wait

1012
00:46:27,182 --> 00:46:28,502
and hear me
describe death?

1013
00:46:28,581 --> 00:46:29,942
Do you wanna listen

1014
00:46:30,022 --> 00:46:33,222
and see if my spirit
can use a phone?

1015
00:46:34,701 --> 00:46:37,540
Have you ever heard
a death rattle before?

1016
00:47:02,817 --> 00:47:04,257
Tyler's door was closed.

1017
00:47:04,377 --> 00:47:05,817
I'd been living here
for 2 months,

1018
00:47:05,897 --> 00:47:07,337
and Tyler's door
was never closed.

1019
00:47:13,376 --> 00:47:15,456
You won't believe this dream
I had last night.

1020
00:47:15,495 --> 00:47:18,375
Yeah, I can hardly believe
anything about last night.

1021
00:47:27,814 --> 00:47:29,654
What... What are you
doing here?

1022
00:47:33,254 --> 00:47:34,333
What?

1023
00:47:34,373 --> 00:47:36,693
This is my house. What are
you doing in my house?

1024
00:47:39,132 --> 00:47:40,052
Fuck you.

1025
00:47:53,371 --> 00:47:54,931
Ha ha! Ohh...

1026
00:47:55,011 --> 00:47:58,211
Oh, you got some fucked-up
friends, I'm tellin' you.

1027
00:47:59,290 --> 00:48:00,850
Limber, though...

1028
00:48:00,930 --> 00:48:02,169
silly coos.

1029
00:48:03,809 --> 00:48:06,129
So, I come in last night.
Phone's off the hook.

1030
00:48:06,210 --> 00:48:07,929
Guess who's
on the other end.

1031
00:48:08,009 --> 00:48:10,088
I already knew the story
before he told it to me.

1032
00:48:13,568 --> 00:48:15,768
Have you ever heard
a death rattle before?

1033
00:48:15,848 --> 00:48:18,607
Do you think it'll
live up to its name?

1034
00:48:18,688 --> 00:48:22,447
Or will it just be
a death... hairball?

1035
00:48:25,566 --> 00:48:29,207
Prepare...
to evacuate soul.

1036
00:48:31,085 --> 00:48:32,645
Marla, Continuing:
9...

1037
00:48:32,725 --> 00:48:33,646
8...

1038
00:48:33,726 --> 00:48:35,925
Now, how could Tyler,
of all people,

1039
00:48:36,005 --> 00:48:39,964
think it was a bad thing that
Marla Singer was about to die?

1040
00:48:40,045 --> 00:48:41,845
Marla: 5...

1041
00:48:41,925 --> 00:48:43,765
4...

1042
00:48:43,804 --> 00:48:45,525
3... Oh, hang on.

1043
00:48:51,044 --> 00:48:53,003
You got here fast.

1044
00:48:54,563 --> 00:48:56,603
Did I call you?

1045
00:48:58,203 --> 00:48:59,122
Huh?

1046
00:49:00,203 --> 00:49:01,083
Hey.

1047
00:49:07,242 --> 00:49:09,801
The mattress is all sealed
in slippery plastic.

1048
00:49:12,921 --> 00:49:16,040
Oh, don't worry.
It's not a threat to you.

1049
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:19,760
Oh, fuck.

1050
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:21,959
Somebody called the cops.

1051
00:49:33,598 --> 00:49:34,918
Hey, where's 513?

1052
00:49:34,997 --> 00:49:37,317
End of the hall.

1053
00:49:37,398 --> 00:49:38,798
You know, the girl
who lives there

1054
00:49:38,878 --> 00:49:41,117
used to be a charming,
lovely girl.

1055
00:49:41,197 --> 00:49:43,277
She's lost faith
in herself.

1056
00:49:43,356 --> 00:49:44,237
Miss Singer!

1057
00:49:44,317 --> 00:49:46,036
She's a monster.

1058
00:49:46,156 --> 00:49:47,715
You have every
reason to live!

1059
00:49:47,796 --> 00:49:50,116
She's infectious
human waste!

1060
00:49:50,196 --> 00:49:51,075
Miss Singer!

1061
00:49:51,155 --> 00:49:53,036
Good luck
trying to save "her!"

1062
00:49:59,274 --> 00:50:02,714
If I fall asleep,
I'm done for.

1063
00:50:04,114 --> 00:50:06,874
You're gonna have to
keep me up...

1064
00:50:06,954 --> 00:50:08,834
all... night.

1065
00:50:08,913 --> 00:50:11,193
Un-fucking-believable.

1066
00:50:11,274 --> 00:50:13,354
He was obviously
able to handle it.

1067
00:50:13,393 --> 00:50:14,513
You know what I mean.
You fucked her.

1068
00:50:15,752 --> 00:50:16,993
No, I didn't.

1069
00:50:17,072 --> 00:50:18,473
Never?

1070
00:50:18,553 --> 00:50:19,432
No.

1071
00:50:20,752 --> 00:50:21,992
You're not into her,
are you?

1072
00:50:22,031 --> 00:50:24,351
No! God, not at all.

1073
00:50:24,392 --> 00:50:26,632
I am Jack's
raging bile duct.

1074
00:50:26,712 --> 00:50:28,590
Are you sure?
You can tell me.

1075
00:50:28,711 --> 00:50:30,110
Believe me, I'm sure.

1076
00:50:30,191 --> 00:50:31,111
Put a gun
to my head

1077
00:50:31,151 --> 00:50:32,990
and paint the walls
with my brains.

1078
00:50:33,031 --> 00:50:34,191
That's good,
'cause she's a predator

1079
00:50:34,270 --> 00:50:35,590
posing
as a house pet.

1080
00:50:35,670 --> 00:50:37,590
Stay away
from that one.

1081
00:50:39,510 --> 00:50:40,870
And the shit that came out
of this woman's mouth

1082
00:50:40,949 --> 00:50:41,829
I ain't never heard.

1083
00:50:41,909 --> 00:50:43,070
My God.

1084
00:50:43,148 --> 00:50:45,869
I haven't been fucked
like that since grade school.

1085
00:50:46,949 --> 00:50:47,869
Uhh!

1086
00:50:47,989 --> 00:50:49,707
How could
Tyler not go for that?

1087
00:50:49,788 --> 00:50:51,189
The night before last,
he was splicing

1088
00:50:51,228 --> 00:50:52,988
sex organs
into Cinderella.

1089
00:50:53,068 --> 00:50:54,068
Marla doesn't
need a lover.

1090
00:50:54,108 --> 00:50:55,548
She needs
a fucking case worker.

1091
00:50:55,627 --> 00:50:58,147
She needs a wash. And she's
in love with sport fuckin'.

1092
00:50:58,187 --> 00:51:00,227
She invaded
my support groups.

1093
00:51:00,307 --> 00:51:01,666
Now she'd invaded my home.

1094
00:51:01,747 --> 00:51:03,586
Hey, hey.
Sit down.

1095
00:51:07,746 --> 00:51:10,266
Now, listen. Can't have you
talking to her about me.

1096
00:51:10,346 --> 00:51:11,586
Why would I talk
to her...

1097
00:51:11,665 --> 00:51:13,546
You say anything about me
or what goes on in this house

1098
00:51:13,666 --> 00:51:16,865
to her or to anybody,
we're done.

1099
00:51:16,905 --> 00:51:18,065
Now, promise me.

1100
00:51:18,104 --> 00:51:19,025
OK.

1101
00:51:19,064 --> 00:51:19,985
You promise?

1102
00:51:20,024 --> 00:51:21,824
- Yeah, I promise.
- Promise.

1103
00:51:21,905 --> 00:51:23,304
I just said
I promise.

1104
00:51:23,425 --> 00:51:24,864
That's 3 times
you promised.

1105
00:51:27,264 --> 00:51:29,063
If only I had wasted
a couple of minutes

1106
00:51:29,143 --> 00:51:31,223
and gone to watch
Marla Singer die,

1107
00:51:31,303 --> 00:51:32,743
none of this
would've happened.

1108
00:51:32,863 --> 00:51:35,582
Marla: Unhh!
Unhh! Unhh!

1109
00:51:35,662 --> 00:51:36,543
Unhh!

1110
00:51:37,582 --> 00:51:39,942
Yeah! Oh!
Harder! Harder!

1111
00:51:40,023 --> 00:51:41,901
Yeah! Ooh! Aah!

1112
00:51:41,981 --> 00:51:44,502
Aah! Ohh! Aah!

1113
00:51:47,661 --> 00:51:49,981
I could've moved
to another room...

1114
00:51:50,060 --> 00:51:52,781
on the third floor, where
I might not have heard them.

1115
00:51:52,901 --> 00:51:53,740
Marla: Oh, baby!

1116
00:51:53,860 --> 00:51:55,420
But I didn't.

1117
00:52:03,819 --> 00:52:04,700
Ohh!

1118
00:52:04,778 --> 00:52:08,018
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1119
00:52:08,098 --> 00:52:10,178
Ohh! Ohh! Aaahh!

1120
00:52:10,258 --> 00:52:12,138
Aah! Aah! Aah!

1121
00:52:13,497 --> 00:52:16,138
- Aah! Ohhh! Ohh!
- Tyler: Ow!

1122
00:52:17,217 --> 00:52:18,097
Marla: Ohh!

1123
00:52:19,137 --> 00:52:20,697
What are you doin'?

1124
00:52:20,737 --> 00:52:23,016
Just goin' to bed.

1125
00:52:24,057 --> 00:52:25,376
Want to
finish her off?

1126
00:52:25,496 --> 00:52:26,336
Uhh... oh!

1127
00:52:27,496 --> 00:52:28,376
No.

1128
00:52:28,455 --> 00:52:29,335
No, thank you.

1129
00:52:29,415 --> 00:52:31,255
Marla: I found
the cigarettes.

1130
00:52:31,335 --> 00:52:33,496
Who are you
talking to?

1131
00:52:33,575 --> 00:52:34,575
Shut up.

1132
00:52:34,655 --> 00:52:37,495
I became the calm little
center of the world.

1133
00:52:38,815 --> 00:52:40,335
I was the Zen master.

1134
00:52:40,455 --> 00:52:42,095
Tyler: Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1135
00:52:45,374 --> 00:52:48,014
I wrote little haiku poems.

1136
00:52:48,093 --> 00:52:49,733
I e-mailed them to everyone.

1137
00:52:50,973 --> 00:52:52,092
Is that your blood?

1138
00:52:54,493 --> 00:52:55,812
Some of it, yeah.

1139
00:52:55,892 --> 00:52:57,292
You can't smoke
in here.

1140
00:52:58,492 --> 00:53:00,691
Take the rest
of the day off.

1141
00:53:00,731 --> 00:53:03,212
Come back Monday
with some clean clothes.

1142
00:53:03,291 --> 00:53:04,612
Get yourself together.

1143
00:53:04,691 --> 00:53:07,651
I got right in
everyone's hostile little face.

1144
00:53:07,771 --> 00:53:09,931
Yes, these are bruises
from fighting.

1145
00:53:10,010 --> 00:53:12,010
Yes, I'm comfortable with that.

1146
00:53:12,090 --> 00:53:13,490
I... am enlightened.

1147
00:53:16,050 --> 00:53:17,689
You give up
the condo life...

1148
00:53:17,770 --> 00:53:20,489
give up all your
flaming worldly possessions...

1149
00:53:20,569 --> 00:53:22,169
go live
in a dilapidated house

1150
00:53:22,249 --> 00:53:24,289
in a toxic waste
part of town...

1151
00:53:24,369 --> 00:53:26,568
and you have to
come home to this.

1152
00:53:26,608 --> 00:53:27,809
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1153
00:53:33,408 --> 00:53:35,368
Marla: Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1154
00:53:38,047 --> 00:53:38,927
Hello?

1155
00:53:39,007 --> 00:53:40,287
Yes. This is
Detective Stern

1156
00:53:40,407 --> 00:53:42,126
with the Arson Unit.

1157
00:53:42,167 --> 00:53:43,366
We have
some new information

1158
00:53:43,447 --> 00:53:45,686
about the incident
at your former condo.

1159
00:53:45,767 --> 00:53:46,686
Yes?

1160
00:53:46,806 --> 00:53:47,885
I don't know
if you're aware,

1161
00:53:47,966 --> 00:53:50,246
but it seems that
someone sprayed freon

1162
00:53:50,325 --> 00:53:51,525
into your front door
lock,

1163
00:53:51,605 --> 00:53:54,765
then tapped it with a chisel
to shatter the cylinder.

1164
00:53:54,845 --> 00:53:56,325
No, I wasn't aware
of that at all.

1165
00:53:56,404 --> 00:53:58,204
I am Jack's cold sweat.

1166
00:53:58,324 --> 00:54:00,325
Does this sound
strange to you?

1167
00:54:00,405 --> 00:54:02,244
Uh, yes, sir.
Strange. Very strange.

1168
00:54:02,283 --> 00:54:03,204
The dynamite...

1169
00:54:03,244 --> 00:54:04,164
Dynamite?

1170
00:54:04,203 --> 00:54:05,204
Left a residue

1171
00:54:05,364 --> 00:54:08,323
of ammonium oxylate
potassium chloride.

1172
00:54:08,404 --> 00:54:10,283
Do you know
what this means?

1173
00:54:10,363 --> 00:54:11,723
No. What
does it mean?

1174
00:54:11,803 --> 00:54:13,643
It means it was
homemade.

1175
00:54:14,803 --> 00:54:16,243
I'm sorry.
This is just coming

1176
00:54:16,363 --> 00:54:17,802
as quite a shock
to me, sir.

1177
00:54:17,922 --> 00:54:19,802
See, whoever set
this homemade dynamite

1178
00:54:19,882 --> 00:54:21,282
could've blown out
your pilot light

1179
00:54:21,402 --> 00:54:23,202
days before
the actual explosion.

1180
00:54:23,281 --> 00:54:25,041
The gas was
just the detonator.

1181
00:54:25,081 --> 00:54:26,441
Who would go and do
such a thing?

1182
00:54:26,522 --> 00:54:27,721
I'll ask the questions.

1183
00:54:27,801 --> 00:54:29,921
Tell him.
Tell him the liberator

1184
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,640
who destroyed my property
has realigned my perception.

1185
00:54:32,720 --> 00:54:34,280
Detective: Excuse me.
Are you there?

1186
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:36,240
No, I am listening.
It's a little hard to know

1187
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:37,600
what to make
of all this.

1188
00:54:37,679 --> 00:54:39,680
Have you recently made
enemies with anyone

1189
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:41,999
who might have access
to homemade dynamite?

1190
00:54:42,079 --> 00:54:43,078
- Enemies?
- Reject the basic

1191
00:54:43,198 --> 00:54:44,519
assumption of civilization,

1192
00:54:44,599 --> 00:54:46,278
especially the importance
of material possessions.

1193
00:54:46,398 --> 00:54:47,798
Detective:
Son, this is serious.

1194
00:54:47,879 --> 00:54:49,158
Yes, I know
it's serious.

1195
00:54:49,198 --> 00:54:50,117
I mean that.

1196
00:54:50,158 --> 00:54:51,677
Yes,
it's very serious.

1197
00:54:51,797 --> 00:54:54,597
Look, nobody takes this
more seriously than me.

1198
00:54:54,677 --> 00:54:56,837
That condo was my life.

1199
00:54:56,917 --> 00:55:00,677
OK? I loved every stick
of furniture in that place.

1200
00:55:00,797 --> 00:55:02,597
That was not just
a bunch of stuff

1201
00:55:02,676 --> 00:55:03,677
that got destroyed.

1202
00:55:03,797 --> 00:55:04,795
It was me!

1203
00:55:04,876 --> 00:55:06,276
I'd like
to thank the Academy.

1204
00:55:06,315 --> 00:55:07,875
Is this not
a good time for you?

1205
00:55:07,995 --> 00:55:09,635
Just tell him
you fuckin' did it.

1206
00:55:09,755 --> 00:55:10,636
Shhh!

1207
00:55:10,715 --> 00:55:12,115
Tell him you
blew it all up.

1208
00:55:12,235 --> 00:55:14,674
That's what
he wants to hear.

1209
00:55:14,795 --> 00:55:15,914
Are you still there?

1210
00:55:16,035 --> 00:55:18,514
Wait. Are you saying
that I'm a suspect?

1211
00:55:18,635 --> 00:55:21,034
No, no. I may need to talk
to you a little further,

1212
00:55:21,154 --> 00:55:22,994
so how about you just lettin' me
know if you're gonna leave town?

1213
00:55:23,074 --> 00:55:24,114
OK?

1214
00:55:24,234 --> 00:55:25,233
OK.

1215
00:55:28,673 --> 00:55:29,793
Except
for their humping,

1216
00:55:29,913 --> 00:55:32,512
Tyler and Marla were
never in the same room.

1217
00:55:32,593 --> 00:55:35,512
My parents pulled this
exact same act for years.

1218
00:55:35,592 --> 00:55:39,231
The condom is the glass slipper
of our generation.

1219
00:55:39,312 --> 00:55:42,111
You slip one on
when you meet a stranger.

1220
00:55:42,191 --> 00:55:44,511
You... dance
all night.

1221
00:55:44,591 --> 00:55:46,591
Then you
throw it away.

1222
00:55:46,710 --> 00:55:49,030
The condom, I mean.
Not the stranger.

1223
00:55:50,390 --> 00:55:51,750
What?

1224
00:55:56,430 --> 00:55:59,069
I got this dress
at a thrift store for $1.00.

1225
00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:00,989
It was worth
every penny.

1226
00:56:01,069 --> 00:56:02,909
It's a bridesmaid's dress.

1227
00:56:04,868 --> 00:56:07,228
Someone loved it...
intensely

1228
00:56:07,348 --> 00:56:09,628
for one day...

1229
00:56:09,707 --> 00:56:11,148
then tossed it.

1230
00:56:13,187 --> 00:56:15,227
Like a Christmas tree...

1231
00:56:15,347 --> 00:56:16,707
so special...

1232
00:56:17,987 --> 00:56:20,347
then... bam...

1233
00:56:20,467 --> 00:56:22,906
it's on the side
of the road...

1234
00:56:23,026 --> 00:56:25,146
tinsel still
clinging to it...

1235
00:56:26,986 --> 00:56:29,785
like a sex crime victim...

1236
00:56:29,825 --> 00:56:32,266
underwear inside out...

1237
00:56:32,386 --> 00:56:34,104
bound with electrical tape.

1238
00:56:34,185 --> 00:56:35,385
Well, then it suits you.

1239
00:56:36,544 --> 00:56:38,305
You can borrow it
sometime.

1240
00:56:45,462 --> 00:56:46,703
Get rid of her.

1241
00:56:47,903 --> 00:56:49,062
Why can't you
get rid of her?

1242
00:56:49,182 --> 00:56:50,263
Don't mention me.

1243
00:56:50,343 --> 00:56:51,782
I'm 6 years old again,

1244
00:56:51,902 --> 00:56:53,982
passing messages
between parents.

1245
00:56:57,821 --> 00:56:59,341
I really think it's time
you got out of here.

1246
00:56:59,422 --> 00:57:00,542
Don't worry.
I'm leaving.

1247
00:57:00,661 --> 00:57:01,541
Not that we don't love
your little visits.

1248
00:57:01,622 --> 00:57:02,981
You are such
a nut case.

1249
00:57:03,061 --> 00:57:04,461
I can't even begin
to keep up.

1250
00:57:06,421 --> 00:57:09,060
# Gotta get off #

1251
00:57:09,181 --> 00:57:10,180
Thanks. Bye.

1252
00:57:10,299 --> 00:57:15,860
# Gotta get off
this merry-go-round #

1253
00:57:20,779 --> 00:57:22,699
# Gotta get on where #

1254
00:57:24,817 --> 00:57:26,218
You kids.

1255
00:57:26,298 --> 00:57:29,298
Wh... Why do you still
waste time with her?

1256
00:57:31,537 --> 00:57:32,977
I'll say this
about Marla...

1257
00:57:33,056 --> 00:57:35,057
at least she's tryin'
to hit bottom.

1258
00:57:35,177 --> 00:57:36,496
What, and I'm not?

1259
00:57:36,536 --> 00:57:37,577
Stickin' feathers
up your butt

1260
00:57:37,657 --> 00:57:38,617
does not make you
a chicken.

1261
00:57:40,056 --> 00:57:41,336
What are we doin' tonight?

1262
00:57:41,415 --> 00:57:42,976
- Tonight?
- Yeah.

1263
00:57:43,056 --> 00:57:44,976
We make soap.

1264
00:57:45,056 --> 00:57:46,095
Really.

1265
00:57:46,215 --> 00:57:47,175
To make soap,
first we render fat.

1266
00:58:06,894 --> 00:58:08,653
The salt balance
has to be just right,

1267
00:58:08,732 --> 00:58:11,372
so the best fat for making
soap comes from humans.

1268
00:58:12,412 --> 00:58:13,573
Wait.
What is this place?

1269
00:58:13,651 --> 00:58:15,052
A liposuction clinic.

1270
00:58:23,051 --> 00:58:24,051
Aha! Pay dirt.

1271
00:58:25,130 --> 00:58:28,131
The richest, creamiest fat
in the world.

1272
00:58:28,171 --> 00:58:29,570
Fat of the land.

1273
00:58:36,688 --> 00:58:37,569
Come on.

1274
00:58:41,968 --> 00:58:43,408
Oh, God! Oh!

1275
00:58:43,488 --> 00:58:45,047
Get another one.
Unhh!

1276
00:58:51,366 --> 00:58:53,407
As the fat renders, the tallows
float to the surface.

1277
00:58:53,447 --> 00:58:55,167
Like in Boy Scouts.

1278
00:58:55,206 --> 00:58:57,487
I can imagine you
as a Boy Scout.

1279
00:58:57,567 --> 00:58:58,526
Keep stirrin'.

1280
00:59:01,366 --> 00:59:02,605
Once the tallow hardens,

1281
00:59:02,685 --> 00:59:04,805
we skim off
a layer of glycerin.

1282
00:59:04,886 --> 00:59:07,086
If you were to add nitric
acid, you got nitroglycerin.

1283
00:59:07,165 --> 00:59:08,365
If you were then to add
sodium nitrate

1284
00:59:08,445 --> 00:59:10,965
and a dash of sawdust,
you got dynamite.

1285
00:59:11,044 --> 00:59:12,764
Yeah, with enough soap,

1286
00:59:12,844 --> 00:59:15,045
we could blow up
just about anything.

1287
00:59:15,084 --> 00:59:16,965
Tyler was full
of useful information.

1288
00:59:17,004 --> 00:59:19,363
Now, ancient peoples found
that clothes got cleaner

1289
00:59:19,404 --> 00:59:21,123
when they washed them at a
certain point in the river.

1290
00:59:21,204 --> 00:59:22,683
- You know why?
- No.

1291
00:59:26,202 --> 00:59:27,683
Human sacrifices
were once made

1292
00:59:27,803 --> 00:59:29,082
on the hills
above this river.

1293
00:59:29,162 --> 00:59:31,202
Bodies burned. Water seeped
into the wood and ashes

1294
00:59:31,282 --> 00:59:32,882
to create lye.

1295
00:59:32,962 --> 00:59:35,162
This is lye,
the crucial ingredient.

1296
00:59:35,242 --> 00:59:36,881
Once it mixed with the
melted fat of bodies,

1297
00:59:36,961 --> 00:59:38,362
a thick, white,
soapy discharge

1298
00:59:38,442 --> 00:59:40,721
crept into the river.
May I see your hand, please?

1299
00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:49,680
What is this?

1300
00:59:49,761 --> 00:59:51,120
This... is chemical burn.

1301
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:52,240
Uh... Aah! Aah!

1302
00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:54,079
It'll hurt more than
you've ever been burned,

1303
00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:55,679
and you will have
a scar.

1304
00:59:55,759 --> 00:59:58,998
If meditation worked for
cancer, it could work for this.

1305
00:59:59,079 --> 01:00:00,758
Stay with the pain.
Don't shove to center.

1306
01:00:00,839 --> 01:00:02,398
No, no! Oh, God!

1307
01:00:02,479 --> 01:00:03,798
Look at your hand.

1308
01:00:03,878 --> 01:00:05,157
The first soap was made
from the ashes of heroes,

1309
01:00:05,277 --> 01:00:06,717
like the first monkey
shot into space.

1310
01:00:06,797 --> 01:00:08,398
Without pain,
without sacrifice,

1311
01:00:08,477 --> 01:00:09,717
we would have nothin'.

1312
01:00:09,797 --> 01:00:12,597
I tried not to think of the
the words "sear" or "flesh."

1313
01:00:12,678 --> 01:00:14,117
Stop it!
This is your pain.

1314
01:00:14,197 --> 01:00:15,677
This is your burning
hand. It's right here.

1315
01:00:15,797 --> 01:00:16,797
I'm going to my cave.

1316
01:00:16,876 --> 01:00:18,356
I'm going to my cave
and find my power animal.

1317
01:00:18,437 --> 01:00:21,355
No! Don't deal with it the way
those dead people do!

1318
01:00:21,436 --> 01:00:22,316
Come on!

1319
01:00:22,396 --> 01:00:23,516
I get the point!
OK! Please!

1320
01:00:23,596 --> 01:00:25,075
No. What you're feeling
is premature enlightenment.

1321
01:00:29,594 --> 01:00:31,354
This is the greatest moment
of your life, man,

1322
01:00:31,435 --> 01:00:34,353
and you're off
somewhere...

1323
01:00:34,394 --> 01:00:35,834
Shut up.

1324
01:00:35,873 --> 01:00:37,273
Our fathers were
our models for God.

1325
01:00:37,354 --> 01:00:38,554
If our fathers bailed,

1326
01:00:38,634 --> 01:00:40,354
what does that
tell you about God?

1327
01:00:40,434 --> 01:00:41,314
No, no.

1328
01:00:41,393 --> 01:00:43,033
Listen to me.

1329
01:00:43,073 --> 01:00:44,953
You have to consider
the possibility

1330
01:00:44,993 --> 01:00:46,993
that God
does not like you,

1331
01:00:47,072 --> 01:00:48,072
He never wanted you.

1332
01:00:48,153 --> 01:00:50,431
In all probability,
He hates you.

1333
01:00:50,512 --> 01:00:52,272
This is not the worst thing
that can happen.

1334
01:00:52,312 --> 01:00:53,912
We don't need Him.

1335
01:00:53,991 --> 01:00:54,992
We don't! I agree!

1336
01:00:55,032 --> 01:00:56,792
Fuck damnation, man.
Fuck redemption.

1337
01:00:56,831 --> 01:00:58,231
We are God's
unwanted children?

1338
01:00:58,271 --> 01:00:59,311
So be it!

1339
01:01:00,710 --> 01:01:02,470
Listen! You can run
water over your hand

1340
01:01:02,551 --> 01:01:04,791
to make it worse, or...
look at me...

1341
01:01:04,830 --> 01:01:06,990
or you can use vinegar
to neutralize the burn.

1342
01:01:07,030 --> 01:01:08,229
Please let me have
some! Please!

1343
01:01:08,310 --> 01:01:09,870
First you have to
give up.

1344
01:01:09,909 --> 01:01:13,110
First you have to know,
not fear,

1345
01:01:13,149 --> 01:01:15,949
know that someday
you're gonna die.

1346
01:01:16,030 --> 01:01:17,709
You don't know
how this feels!

1347
01:01:22,869 --> 01:01:23,988
It's only after
we've lost everything

1348
01:01:24,068 --> 01:01:26,028
that we're free
to do anything.

1349
01:01:27,907 --> 01:01:28,788
OK.

1350
01:01:43,426 --> 01:01:44,625
Congratulations.

1351
01:01:44,706 --> 01:01:47,464
You're one step closer
to hitting bottom.

1352
01:01:49,865 --> 01:01:51,905
Tyler sold his soap
to department stores

1353
01:01:51,945 --> 01:01:53,624
at $20 a bar.

1354
01:01:53,745 --> 01:01:55,024
God knows
what "they" charged.

1355
01:01:55,064 --> 01:01:57,663
This is
the best soap.

1356
01:01:57,704 --> 01:01:59,143
Why, thank you,
Suzie.

1357
01:01:59,223 --> 01:02:00,663
It was beautiful.

1358
01:02:00,743 --> 01:02:02,064
We were selling rich women

1359
01:02:02,142 --> 01:02:04,383
their own fat asses
back to them.

1360
01:02:05,782 --> 01:02:07,342
He was wearing
his yellow tie.

1361
01:02:07,422 --> 01:02:09,903
I didn't even wear a tie
to work anymore.

1362
01:02:10,022 --> 01:02:11,502
"The first rule
of Fight Club

1363
01:02:11,583 --> 01:02:13,222
is you don't talk
about Fight Club"?

1364
01:02:13,262 --> 01:02:14,901
I'm half asleep again.

1365
01:02:14,942 --> 01:02:16,742
I must've left the original
in the copy machine.

1366
01:02:16,781 --> 01:02:19,181
"The second rule of Fight Club..."
Is this yours?

1367
01:02:19,221 --> 01:02:20,901
Huh?

1368
01:02:20,940 --> 01:02:22,381
Pretend you're me.

1369
01:02:22,501 --> 01:02:24,140
Make a managerial
decision.

1370
01:02:24,220 --> 01:02:26,739
You find this.
What would you do?

1371
01:02:31,260 --> 01:02:33,138
Well, I gotta tell ya...

1372
01:02:33,179 --> 01:02:36,578
I'd be very, very careful
who you talk to about that.

1373
01:02:36,659 --> 01:02:38,258
Because the person
who wrote that...

1374
01:02:38,338 --> 01:02:39,977
is dangerous.

1375
01:02:40,058 --> 01:02:42,858
And this buttoned-down,
oxford-cloth psycho

1376
01:02:42,897 --> 01:02:44,418
might just snap

1377
01:02:44,458 --> 01:02:46,977
and then stalk
from office to office

1378
01:02:47,057 --> 01:02:50,577
with an Armilade AR-10
carbine gas-powered

1379
01:02:50,657 --> 01:02:52,137
semi-automatic weapon,

1380
01:02:52,257 --> 01:02:54,017
pumping round
after round

1381
01:02:54,057 --> 01:02:55,896
into colleagues
and coworkers.

1382
01:02:57,136 --> 01:03:00,415
This might be someone
you've known for years...

1383
01:03:00,456 --> 01:03:03,696
someone very...
very... close to you.

1384
01:03:03,816 --> 01:03:06,735
Tyler's words
coming out of my mouth.

1385
01:03:08,455 --> 01:03:10,135
And I used to be
such a nice guy.

1386
01:03:10,215 --> 01:03:12,414
Maybe you shouldn't bring me
every little piece of trash

1387
01:03:12,454 --> 01:03:14,013
you happen to pick up.

1388
01:03:16,694 --> 01:03:18,494
Liability.

1389
01:03:18,533 --> 01:03:20,173
My tit's gonna rot off.

1390
01:03:22,053 --> 01:03:23,533
Will you excuse me?
I need to take this.

1391
01:03:29,572 --> 01:03:30,932
What're you talking about?

1392
01:03:31,011 --> 01:03:33,092
I need you to check and see
if there's a lump in my breast.

1393
01:03:33,172 --> 01:03:34,731
Go to a hospital.

1394
01:03:34,812 --> 01:03:36,930
I can't afford to throw money
away on a doctor.

1395
01:03:38,371 --> 01:03:40,050
I don't know
about this, Marla.

1396
01:03:40,130 --> 01:03:41,730
Please?

1397
01:03:41,810 --> 01:03:43,489
She didn't
call Tyler.

1398
01:03:43,530 --> 01:03:45,610
I'm neutral in her book.

1399
01:03:47,770 --> 01:03:48,810
That's nice.

1400
01:03:48,889 --> 01:03:50,369
Taking food
to Mrs...

1401
01:03:50,449 --> 01:03:51,769
Hannaburr,
Mrs. Raines?

1402
01:03:51,809 --> 01:03:53,128
Who are they...
exactly?

1403
01:03:53,209 --> 01:03:54,888
Tragically,
they're dead.

1404
01:03:54,969 --> 01:03:56,688
I'm alive,
and I'm in poverty.

1405
01:03:56,769 --> 01:03:57,689
You want any?

1406
01:03:57,729 --> 01:03:58,648
No. No.

1407
01:03:58,689 --> 01:03:59,968
I got one for you.

1408
01:04:00,008 --> 01:04:01,327
Thanks for the thought.

1409
01:04:03,167 --> 01:04:05,327
What happened
to your hand?

1410
01:04:05,408 --> 01:04:06,527
Uh... nothin'.

1411
01:04:07,568 --> 01:04:08,447
Right there.

1412
01:04:08,527 --> 01:04:09,406
Uhh.

1413
01:04:10,687 --> 01:04:12,046
Feel anything?

1414
01:04:12,127 --> 01:04:13,006
No.

1415
01:04:13,087 --> 01:04:14,286
Well, make sure.

1416
01:04:16,125 --> 01:04:18,126
Ok, I'm...
I'm pretty sure.

1417
01:04:18,205 --> 01:04:19,205
You feel nothing.

1418
01:04:19,285 --> 01:04:21,205
No. Nothing.

1419
01:04:23,165 --> 01:04:25,005
Well, that's a relief.

1420
01:04:25,085 --> 01:04:26,284
Thank you.

1421
01:04:26,365 --> 01:04:28,204
Uh, um...
no problem.

1422
01:04:28,285 --> 01:04:30,325
I wish I could
return the favor.

1423
01:04:30,365 --> 01:04:32,404
There's not a lot of breast cancer
in the men in my family.

1424
01:04:32,443 --> 01:04:33,844
Could check
your prostate.

1425
01:04:33,883 --> 01:04:35,803
I think I'm OK.

1426
01:04:35,883 --> 01:04:37,723
Well, thanks, anyway.

1427
01:04:42,602 --> 01:04:43,802
Are we done?

1428
01:04:43,842 --> 01:04:47,082
Yeah, we're done.
See you... around.

1429
01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:04,600
Cornelius?

1430
01:05:05,720 --> 01:05:06,599
Cornelius!

1431
01:05:08,040 --> 01:05:09,280
It's me...

1432
01:05:09,359 --> 01:05:10,679
Bob!

1433
01:05:10,719 --> 01:05:12,078
Hey... Bob.

1434
01:05:13,878 --> 01:05:15,479
Hey. Uhh!

1435
01:05:15,558 --> 01:05:16,718
We all thought
you were dead.

1436
01:05:16,758 --> 01:05:18,838
No, no. Still here.

1437
01:05:18,919 --> 01:05:20,758
How are "you," Bob?

1438
01:05:20,838 --> 01:05:22,598
Better than I've ever been
in my whole life.

1439
01:05:22,678 --> 01:05:25,237
Really. You still
remaining men together?

1440
01:05:25,317 --> 01:05:27,317
No, no. I got somethin'
so much better now.

1441
01:05:27,397 --> 01:05:28,837
Really.
What is it?

1442
01:05:30,237 --> 01:05:31,917
Well...

1443
01:05:31,957 --> 01:05:33,997
first rule is...

1444
01:05:34,036 --> 01:05:35,797
I'm not supposed
to talk about it.

1445
01:05:36,916 --> 01:05:38,195
And the second rule is,

1446
01:05:38,236 --> 01:05:39,955
I'm not supposed
to talk about it.

1447
01:05:39,995 --> 01:05:41,515
And the third
rule is...

1448
01:05:41,595 --> 01:05:43,915
Bob. Bob.
I'm a member.

1449
01:05:43,955 --> 01:05:46,394
Look at my face, Bob.

1450
01:05:48,434 --> 01:05:50,514
That's fuckin'...
That's fuckin' great.

1451
01:05:50,594 --> 01:05:52,433
I've... I've
never seen you there.

1452
01:05:52,514 --> 01:05:54,193
I go Tuesdays
and Thursdays.

1453
01:05:54,233 --> 01:05:56,113
I go Saturday.

1454
01:05:56,193 --> 01:05:57,393
Congratulations.

1455
01:05:58,513 --> 01:06:00,432
Yeah. Hey,
to both of us, right?

1456
01:06:00,512 --> 01:06:02,192
Have you heard about the guy
that invented this thing?

1457
01:06:02,192 --> 01:06:03,792
Well, uh,
yeah, actually. L...

1458
01:06:03,872 --> 01:06:05,992
I hear all kinds
of things.

1459
01:06:06,032 --> 01:06:10,152
Supposedly... he was born
in a mental institution.

1460
01:06:10,191 --> 01:06:13,670
And he sleeps only
one hour a night.

1461
01:06:13,711 --> 01:06:14,992
He's a great man.

1462
01:06:15,070 --> 01:06:15,951
Oh...

1463
01:06:16,031 --> 01:06:18,191
Do you know
about Tyler Durden?

1464
01:06:26,869 --> 01:06:28,349
Ha ha ha!

1465
01:06:33,188 --> 01:06:34,629
Take him down!

1466
01:06:34,708 --> 01:06:36,269
Take him down!

1467
01:06:36,348 --> 01:06:37,668
Take him down!

1468
01:06:42,587 --> 01:06:44,786
I didn't hurt you,
did I?

1469
01:06:44,867 --> 01:06:47,307
Actually, you did.

1470
01:06:47,387 --> 01:06:48,947
Thank you for this.

1471
01:06:49,027 --> 01:06:51,066
Thank you, thank you,
thank you.

1472
01:06:51,106 --> 01:06:52,027
Fight Club.

1473
01:06:52,066 --> 01:06:53,906
Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob.

1474
01:06:53,986 --> 01:06:55,506
This was mine
and Tyler's gift...

1475
01:06:55,626 --> 01:06:57,666
our gift to the world.

1476
01:06:57,745 --> 01:06:59,505
Look around. Look around.

1477
01:06:59,585 --> 01:07:01,384
I see a lot
of new faces.

1478
01:07:01,465 --> 01:07:02,345
- Ha ha!
- Ha ha!

1479
01:07:02,425 --> 01:07:03,385
Shut up!

1480
01:07:04,584 --> 01:07:06,384
Which means a lot of you

1481
01:07:06,464 --> 01:07:09,223
have been breaking
the first 2 rules of Fight Club.

1482
01:07:10,305 --> 01:08:10,540
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