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Who are the real-world Illuminati ?
Find out @ saveanilluminati.com

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Narrator: People are always asking me

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if I know Tyler Durden.

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Tyler: 3 minutes.

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Tyler: 3 minutes.

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This is it: ground zero.

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Would you like to say a few
words to mark the occasion?

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[Muffled]

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Narrator: With a gun
barrel between your teeth,

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you speak only in vowels.

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I can't think of anything.

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For a second I totally forget

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about Tyler's whole
controlled demolition thing,

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and I wonder how clean that gun is.

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Tyler: Getting exciting now.

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That old saying,

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how you always hurt the one you love?

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Well, it works both ways.

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[Police Sirens]

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We have front row seats

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for this theater of mass destruction.

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The demolitions committee
of Project Mayhem

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wrapped the foundation
columns of a dozen buildings

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with blasting gelatin. In 2 minutes,

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primary charges will blow base charges

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and a few square blocks

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will be reduced to smoldering rubble.

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I know this...

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because Tyler knows this.

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2 1/2.

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Think of everything we've accomplished.

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And suddenly, I realize
that all of this:

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the gun, the bombs, the revolution...

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has got something to do with
a girl named Marla Singer.

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Bob. Bob had bitch-tits.

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This was a support group for
men with testicular cancer.

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The big moosey slobbering all over me,

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that was Bob.

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We're still men.

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Yes, we're men.

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Men is what we are.

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8 months ago, Bob's
testicles were removed.

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Then hormone therapy.
He developed bitch-tits

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because his testosterone was too high,

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and his body upped the estrogen.

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And that was where I fit...

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They're gonna have to
open up my pecs again

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and drain the fluid.

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Narrator: Between those
huge, sweating tits

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that hung enormous the way
you'd think of God's as big.

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OK. You cry now.

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No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier.

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For 6 months, I couldn't sleep.

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Echo: I couldn't
sleep. I couldn't sleep.

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With insomnia, nothing's real.

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Everything's far away.

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Everything's a copy Of a copy of a copy.

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When deep space exploration ramps up,

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it'll be the corporations
that name everything:

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the I.B.M. Stellarsphere,

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the Microsoft Galaxy,

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Planet Starbucks.

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Gonna need you out of town
a little more this week.

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We got some red flags to cover.

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It must've been Tuesday.

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He was wearing his cornflower-blue tie.

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You want me to deprioritize
my current reports

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until you advise of a status upgrade?

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Make these your primary action items.

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Here's your flight coupons.

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Call me from the road
if there's any snags.

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Narrator: He was full of pep.

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Must have had his grande latte enema.

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Like so many others,
I had become a slave

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to the IKEA nesting instinct.

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Uh, yes. I'd like to order
the Erica Pekkary dust ruffles.

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Operator: Please hold.

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If I saw something clever

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like a little coffee table
in the shape of a yin-yang,

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I had to have it.

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The Klipske personal office unit,

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the Hovetrekke home exer-bike,

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or the Johannshamn sofa

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with the Strinne green stripe pattern.

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Even the Rizlampa wire lamps

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of environmentally
friendly unbleached paper.

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I'd flip through catalogs and wonder:

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What kind of dining set
defines me as a person?

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I had it all.

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Even the glass dishes

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with tiny bubbles and imperfections.

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Proof that they were crafted
by the honest, simple,

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hard-working
indigenous peoples of--

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Operator: Please hold.

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Narrator: Wherever.

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I was holding.

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We used to read pornography.

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Now it was the Horchow collection.

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No, you can't die from insomnia.

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What about narcolepsy?

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I nod off. I wake up in strange places.

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I have no idea how I got there.

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You need to lighten up.

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Can you please just get me something?

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Narrator: Red and blue
Tuenols, lipstick-red Seconals.

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No. You need healthy natural sleep.

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Chew some Valerian root
and get more exercise.

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Hey, come on. I'm in pain.

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You wanna see pain?

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Swing by First Methodist Tuesday nights.

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See the guys with testicular cancer.

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That's pain.

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Chorus: # La la la #

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# La la la la la la #

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I always wanted 3 kids,

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2 boys and a girl.

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Mindy wanted 2 girls and a boy.

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We never could agree on anything.

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Well, uh, you
know, she--

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She had her first child last week, a...

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a girl.

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With--With her, uh,
with her new husband.

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Man: [Whispering] Fuck.

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Hey--Hey, thank
God, you know.

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I'm--I'm
glad for her.

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Because she deserves it.

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Group Leader: Aw.

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Everyone, let's thank Thomas
for sharing himself with us.

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All: Thank you, Thomas.

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I look around this room,
and I see a lot of courage,

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and that gives me strength.

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We give each other strength.

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It's time for
the one-on-ones.

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So let's all of us here
follow Thomas' good example

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and really open ourselves up.

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Would you find a partner?

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Narrator: And this is how
I met the big moosey...

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Man: Come on. Let's go over here.

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His eyes already
shrink-wrapped in tears...

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knees together, those
awkward little steps.

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My name is Bob.

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Bob.

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Narrator: Bob had been
a champion body-builder.

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You know that chest-expansion program

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you see on late-night
TV? That was his idea.

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I was a juicer.

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You know, using steroids.

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Diagonal and...

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Wastrel. Oh, they use that

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on racehorses, for Christ sakes.

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And now I'm bankrupt.

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I'm divorced.

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My 2 grown kids...

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won't even return my phone calls.

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Narrator: Strangers
with this kind of honesty

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make me go a big rubbery one.

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Go ahead, Cornelius.

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You can cry.

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[Crying]

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Narrator: And then, something happened.

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I let go.

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That's really good.

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Lost in oblivion...

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dark and silent and complete.

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I found freedom.

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Losing all hope was freedom.

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It's OK.

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Babies don't sleep this well.

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[Snores]

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I became addicted.

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Come on.

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Narrator: If I didn't say anything...

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people always assumed the worst.

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Man: Welcome, Travis.

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Second man: Welcome, Travis.

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They cried harder...

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then I cried harder.

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[Group Murmurs]

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Woman: Now we're going
to open the green door,

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the heart charka.

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Narrator: I wasn't really dying.

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I wasn't host to cancer or parasites.

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I was the warm little center

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that the life of this
world crowded around.

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that the life of this
world crowded around.

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Imagine your pain

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as a white ball of healing light.

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It moves over your body, healing you.

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Now, keep this going.
Remember to breathe,

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and step forward

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through the back door oft he room.

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Where does it lead?

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To your cave.

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Step forward into your cave.

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That's right.

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You're going deeper into your cave,

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and you're going to
find your power animal.

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[Coos]

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Slide.

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[Giggles]

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Narrator: Every evening, I died...

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and every evening, I was born again.

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Resurrected.

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Bob loved me because he thought

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my testicles were removed, too.

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Being there...

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pressed against his tits,

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ready to cry.

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This was my vacation.

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And she ruined everything.

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This is cancer, right?

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This chick Marla Singer

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did not have testicular cancer.

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She was a liar.

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She had no diseases at all.

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I had seen her at Free and Clear

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my blood parasites group Thursdays.

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Then at Hope, my bimonthly
sickle cell circle.

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And again at Seize the Day,

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my tuberculosis Friday night.

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[Coughs Softly]

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Marla, the big tourist.

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Her lie reflected my lie,

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and suddenly, I felt nothing.

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I couldn't cry.

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So once again, I couldn't sleep.

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Next group, after guided meditation,

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after we open our heart charkas,

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when it's time to hug,

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I'm Gonna grab that little bitch

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Marla Singer and scream...

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Marla, you liar! You big tourist!

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I need this! Now get out!

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Narrator: I hadn't slept in 4 days.

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TV: Absolutely. We'll just let that dry.

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When you have insomnia,

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you're never really asleep...

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and you're never really awake.

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Woman: To begin tonight's communion,

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Chloe would like to say a few words.

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Oh, yeah...Chloe.

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Chloe looked the way

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Meryl Streep's skeleton would look

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if you made it smile
and walk around the party

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being extra nice to everybody.

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Well, I'm still here,

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but I don't know for how long.

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That's as much certainty

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as anyone can give me.

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But I've got some good news.

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I no longer have

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any fear of death.

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But I am in a pretty lonely place.

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No one will have sex with me.

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I'm so close to the end,

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and all I want is to get
laid for the last time.

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I have pornographic
movies in my apartment,

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[Overmodulated] and
lubricants and amyl nitrate.

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Chloe...

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Everyone, let's thank Chloe.

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[Audience Saying Thank You]

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[Coughing]

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Now, let's... ready our self

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for guided meditation.

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You're standing at the
entrance of your cave.

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You step inside your cave, and you walk.

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Narrator: If I did have a tumor...

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I'd name it Marla.

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Marla...

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the little scratch on
the roofof your mouth

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that would heal if only
you could stop tonguing it,

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00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:30,500
but you can't.

273
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,100
...deeper into your cave

274
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,700
as you walk.

275
00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:37,100
You feel the healing
energy of this place

276
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:40,300
all around you.

277
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,400
Now find your power animal.

278
00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:48,300
Slide.

279
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:55,200
OK. Now let's partner up.

280
00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:57,600
Pick someone special to you tonight.

281
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,600
Hey.

282
00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:07,600
We need to talk.

283
00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:08,600
Sure.

284
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:14,500
I'm onto you.

285
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:15,500
What?

286
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,100
Yeah. You're a faker.

287
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,500
You're not dying.

288
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:19,900
Sorry?

289
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:23,200
In the Tibetan philosophy,
Sylvia Plath sense of the word,

290
00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:25,000
I know we're all-- we're
all dying, all right?

291
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,500
But you're not dying the way
Chloe back there is dying.

292
00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:29,700
So?

293
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:32,600
So you're a tourist.

294
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,600
OK? I've seen
you. I saw you--

295
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:35,900
saw you at melanoma,

296
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,300
saw you at tuberculosis,

297
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,300
I saw you at testicular cancer.

298
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:41,100
I saw you practicing this.

299
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:42,500
Practicing what?

300
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:43,600
Telling me off.

301
00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:46,300
Is it going as well as you hoped...

302
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:47,500
'' RUPERT''?

303
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:48,900
I'll expose you.

304
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,000
Go ahead. I'll expose you.

305
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,200
Leader: All right, come together.

306
00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:54,500
Let your selves cry.

307
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,000
[Crying Softly]

308
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:03,800
Oh, God, why are you doing this?

309
00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:06,400
It's cheaper than a movie,
and there's free coffee.

310
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:07,500
No, look...

311
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,500
this is important, OK?

312
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:10,500
These are my groups.

313
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,200
I've been coming here for over a year.

314
00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:14,300
Why do you do it?

315
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:15,500
I don't know.

316
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,000
When people think you're dying,

317
00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:18,600
man, they really, really listen to you

318
00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:19,900
instead of just...

319
00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:23,500
Instead of just waiting
for their turn to speak.

320
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,500
Yeah.

321
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,100
Yeah.

322
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,700
Share yourself...completely.

323
00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:32,300
OK, you don't want to get into this.

324
00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:33,900
It becomes an addiction.

325
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,000
Really?

326
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,200
I'm not kidding.

327
00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:38,400
I can't cry if there's
another faker present,

328
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:39,500
and I need this.

329
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,500
So you got to find somewhere else to go.

330
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,900
Candy stripe a cancer ward.

331
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,800
It's not my problem.

332
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:49,700
Wait, wait, wait.

333
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,300
Whoa. Hold on. I'll tell you.

334
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,000
We're gonna split up the week, OK?

335
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:55,000
You take lymphoma
and tuberculosis--

336
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:56,200
You take tuberculosis.

337
00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:57,900
My smoking doesn't go over at all.

338
00:16:57,900 --> 00:16:59,400
- OK. Good. Fine.
- [Coughs]

339
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,500
Testicular cancer should
be no contest, I think.

340
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:02,600
Well, technically,

341
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,400
I have more right to be there than you.

342
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,500
You still have your balls.

343
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:06,500
You're kidding.

344
00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:08,400
I don't know. Am I?

345
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,000
No. No.

346
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:11,100
What do you want?

347
00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:12,700
I'll take the parasites.

348
00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:14,200
You can't have both the parasites,

349
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,600
but why don't you take
the blood parasites--

350
00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:16,900
I want brain parasites.

351
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,600
I'll take the blood parasites,

352
00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:20,400
but I'm gonna take the
organic brain dementia--

353
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:21,400
I want that.

354
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:22,800
You can't have the whole brain.

355
00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:25,500
So far you have 4. I only have 2.

356
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:26,700
OK.

357
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:29,500
Take both the parasites. They’re yours.

358
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,400
Now we both have 3.

359
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,900
Hey, you left half your clothes!

360
00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:40,500
[Tires Squealing]

361
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:42,200
[Horn Honking]

362
00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:44,700
[Honks]

363
00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:55,900
What, are you selling those?

364
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,700
Yes! I'm selling some clothes.

365
00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:58,900
So,

366
00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:00,300
we each have 3. That's 6.

367
00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:02,600
What about the seventh day?
I want ascending bowel cancer.

368
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,100
Narrator: The girl
had done her homework.

369
00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:05,100
Thank you.

370
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,100
No. No, I...

371
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,400
I want bowel cancer.

372
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,200
That's your favorite, too?

373
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:12,500
Try to slip it by me, eh?

374
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:14,000
Look, we're gonna split it, OK?

375
00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:15,900
Take the first and third
Sunday of the month.

376
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,200
Deal.

377
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,700
Looks like this is good-bye.

378
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:26,900
Well, let's not make a
big thing out of it, OK?

379
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,800
How's this for not making a big thing?

380
00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:33,300
[Door Opens]

381
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:34,700
Hey, Marla!

382
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:35,700
[Horn Honks]

383
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:36,700
Marla!

384
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:40,400
May-Maybe we should exchange numbers.

385
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:41,900
Should we?

386
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,900
W-We might want to switch nights.

387
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:46,500
OK.

388
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000
Narrator: This is how
I met Marla Singer.

389
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,000
[Humming]

390
00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:57,400
Marla's philosophy of life

391
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,500
was that she might die at any moment.

392
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:02,300
The tragedy, she said,
was that she didn't.

393
00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:03,500
It doesn't have your name.

394
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:04,600
Who are you,

395
00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:06,700
Cornelius, Rupert,

396
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,100
Travis,

397
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,400
any of the stupid names

398
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:10,600
you give each night?

399
00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:16,700
You wake up at Seatac.

400
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,000
S.F.O...

401
00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:20,100
L.A.X...

402
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,000
You wake up at O'Hare...

403
00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:23,600
Dallas-Fort Worth...

404
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,600
B.W.I...

405
00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:27,900
Pacific, mountain, central...

406
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,500
Lose an hour, gain an hour...

407
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,100
Check-in for that flight doesn't begin

408
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:32,700
for another 2 hours, sir.

409
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:36,800
This is your life, and it's
ending one minute at a time.

410
00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:39,300
You wake up at Air
Harbor International...

411
00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:41,300
P.A.: ...the aircraft has
come to a complete stop.

412
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:43,000
If you wake up at a different time,

413
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:45,000
in a different place,

414
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:47,200
could you wake up as a different person?

415
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,400
Everywhere I travel,

416
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:51,900
tiny life...

417
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,800
single-serving sugar...

418
00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:55,000
single-serving cream...

419
00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:56,900
single pat of butter...

420
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,800
a microwave cordon-bleu hobby kit.

421
00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:01,900
Shampoo-conditioner combos.

422
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:05,200
Sample package mouthwash,
tiny bars of soap.

423
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:09,800
The people I meet on each flight,

424
00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:12,900
they're single-serving friends.

425
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,800
Between takeoff and landing,
we have our time together,

426
00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:18,100
but that's all we get.

427
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,100
Together: Welcome!

428
00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:23,300
Narrator: On a long enough timeline,

429
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,900
the survival rate for
everyone drops to zero.

430
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,000
I was a recall coordinator.

431
00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:30,200
My job was to apply the formula.

432
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,200
Here's where the infant

433
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:32,500
went through the windshield.

434
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:33,600
3 points.

435
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,000
Narrator: A new car built by my company

436
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:37,400
leaves somewhere traveling
at 60 miles per hour.

437
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:40,000
The rear differential locks up.

438
00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:41,100
The teenager's braces

439
00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:42,700
are wrapped around
the back seat ashtray.

440
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:45,000
Might make a good antismoking ad.

441
00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:46,500
Narrator: The car crashes and burns

442
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,200
with everyone trapped inside.

443
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,700
Now, should we initiate a recall?

444
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,000
The father must've been huge.

445
00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:53,200
You see where the fat

446
00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:54,500
has burned to the seat,

447
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,000
the polyester shirt?

448
00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:58,200
- Very modern art.
- Ha ha ha!

449
00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:01,200
Narrator: Take the number of
vehicles in the field, ''A,''

450
00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:03,900
multiply it by the probable
rate of failure, '' B,''

451
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,000
then multiply the result

452
00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:07,400
by the average out-of-court
settlement, ''C.''

453
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:10,200
''A'' times '' B'' times ''C''

454
00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:11,700
equals ''X.''

455
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,700
If''X'' is less than
the cost of a recall,

456
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:17,000
we don't do one.

457
00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:18,300
Are there a lot

458
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,300
of these kinds of accidents?

459
00:21:20,300 --> 00:21:22,200
You wouldn't believe.

460
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,200
Which car company do you work for?

461
00:21:27,300 --> 00:21:29,000
A major one.

462
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,900
Narrator: Every time the
plane banked too sharply

463
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,900
on takeoff or landing,

464
00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:36,800
I prayed for a crash

465
00:21:36,900 --> 00:21:38,400
or a midair collision.

466
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,400
Anything.

467
00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:44,800
[Screaming]

468
00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:51,100
Life insurance pays off triple

469
00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:52,600
if you die on a business trip.

470
00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:53,700
[Ding]

471
00:21:56,100 --> 00:21:58,500
''If you are seated in
an emergency exit row...''

472
00:21:58,600 --> 00:21:59,800
Yeah...

473
00:21:59,900 --> 00:22:01,400
''And you feel you would be unable

474
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:02,900
or unwilling to perform the duties

475
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,700
listed on the safety card,

476
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,400
please ask a flight attendant

477
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:07,400
to reseat you.''

478
00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:11,300
It's a lot of responsibility.

479
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,600
Wanna switch seats?

480
00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:15,200
No. I'm not sure I'm the man

481
00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:17,100
for that particular job.

482
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:20,100
An exit-door procedure at 30,000 feet.

483
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:21,700
Mm-hmm.

484
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,700
The illusion of safety.

485
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,500
Yeah. I guess so.

486
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:29,100
You know why they put
oxygen masks on planes?

487
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:30,900
So you can breathe.

488
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,800
Oxygen gets you high.

489
00:22:33,900 --> 00:22:35,400
In a catastrophic emergency,

490
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:38,400
you're taking giant panicked breaths.

491
00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:41,100
Suddenly you become euphoric, docile.

492
00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:43,400
You accept your fate.

493
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:46,000
It's all right here.

494
00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:47,800
Emergency
water landing--

495
00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:49,400
600 miles an hour.

496
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:50,500
Blank faces,

497
00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:52,200
calm as Hindu cows.

498
00:22:52,300 --> 00:22:54,300
That's, um...

499
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:57,400
That's an interesting theory.

500
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,300
What do you do?

501
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:02,800
What do you mean?

502
00:23:02,900 --> 00:23:04,200
What do you do for a living?

503
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:07,400
Why? So you can pretend
like you’re interested?

504
00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:09,000
[Laughs]

505
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:11,200
OK.

506
00:23:11,300 --> 00:23:13,200
You have a kind of sick desperation

507
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,500
in your laugh.

508
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,800
We have the exact same briefcase.

509
00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:22,700
Soap.

510
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:23,700
Sorry?

511
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:26,500
I make and
I sell soap--

512
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,400
the yardstick of civilization.

513
00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:31,200
Narrator: And this is how I met...

514
00:23:31,300 --> 00:23:33,000
''Tyler Durden.''

515
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,900
Did you know, if you mixed equal parts

516
00:23:34,900 --> 00:23:36,800
of gasoline and frozen
orange juice concentrate,

517
00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:38,700
you can make napalm?

518
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,600
No, I did not know that. Is that true?

519
00:23:40,700 --> 00:23:41,700
That's right.

520
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,400
One can make all kinds of explosives

521
00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:45,300
using simple household items.

522
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:46,400
Really?

523
00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:48,200
If one were so inclined.

524
00:23:52,900 --> 00:23:55,600
Tyler, you are, by far,
the most interesting

525
00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:58,200
''single-serving''
friend I've ever met.

526
00:23:58,300 --> 00:24:00,100
See, obviously,

527
00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:02,000
everything on a plane
is single-serving, even--

528
00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:04,300
Oh, I get it. It's very clever.

529
00:24:04,300 --> 00:24:05,900
Thank you.

530
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,700
How's that working out for you?

531
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:09,700
What?

532
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:10,900
Being clever.

533
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,400
Great.

534
00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:15,400
Keep it up, then.

535
00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:16,400
Right up.

536
00:24:18,300 --> 00:24:19,800
Now a question of etiquette.

537
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:20,900
As I pass,

538
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,400
do I give you the ass or the crotch?

539
00:24:29,700 --> 00:24:32,800
Narrator: How I came
to live with Tyler is...

540
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:35,800
airlines have this policy
about vibrating luggage.

541
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:45,000
Was--Was
it ticking?

542
00:24:45,100 --> 00:24:47,400
Actually, throwers don't
worry about ticking,

543
00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:49,000
'cause modern bombs don't tick.

544
00:24:49,100 --> 00:24:50,400
Sorry. ''Throwers''?

545
00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:51,600
Baggage handlers.

546
00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:54,900
But when a suitcase vibrates,

547
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,400
then the thrower's
gotta call the police.

548
00:24:57,500 --> 00:25:00,100
My suitcase...was vibrating?

549
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,200
9 times out of 10,
it's an electric razor,

550
00:25:02,300 --> 00:25:05,300
but every once in a while...

551
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,400
[Whispering] it's a dildo.

552
00:25:11,100 --> 00:25:12,600
Of course, it's company policy

553
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,200
never to imply ownership

554
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:15,600
in the event of a dildo.

555
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:16,800
We have to use the indefinite article

556
00:25:16,900 --> 00:25:17,900
a dildo.

557
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,300
Never your dildo.

558
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:22,400
I don't
own a--

559
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:28,000
Narrator: I had everything
in that suitcase--

560
00:25:28,100 --> 00:25:29,300
my CK shirts,

561
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,000
my DKNY shoes,

562
00:25:31,100 --> 00:25:32,400
my AX ties.

563
00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:35,400
Never mind.

564
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:40,700
Man: Hey! That's my car!

565
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000
[Police Radio Chatter]

566
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:47,200
[Siren]

567
00:25:47,300 --> 00:25:49,800
Home was a condo on the 15th floor

568
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:52,500
of a filing cabinet for
widows and young professionals.

569
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:55,200
The walls were solid concrete.

570
00:25:55,300 --> 00:25:57,100
A foot of concrete’s important

571
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,800
when your next-door neighbor
lets her hearing aid go

572
00:25:58,900 --> 00:26:01,300
and has to watch game
shows at full volume...

573
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,200
Or when a volcanic blast

574
00:26:03,300 --> 00:26:06,000
and debris that used to be your
furniture and personal effects

575
00:26:06,100 --> 00:26:07,900
blows out of your
floor-to-ceiling windows

576
00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,700
and sails flaming into the night.

577
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,800
[Helicopter Circling]

578
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,300
I suppose these things happen.

579
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,400
There's nothing up there.

580
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:35,700
You can't go into the unit.

581
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,100
Police orders.

582
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,800
Do you have somebody you can call?

583
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,400
Narrator: How embarrassing.

584
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,300
A house full of condiments and no food.

585
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,700
The police would later tell me

586
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,500
that the pilot light
might have gone out,

587
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:10,500
letting out just a little bit of gas.

588
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:12,900
That gas could have
slowly filled the condo--

589
00:27:12,900 --> 00:27:15,500
1,700 square feet of high ceilings

590
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:17,300
for days and days.

591
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:27,200
Then the refrigerator's
compressor could've clicked on.

592
00:27:27,300 --> 00:27:28,400
[Telephone Ringing]

593
00:27:28,500 --> 00:27:31,500
Marla: Yeah?

594
00:27:34,700 --> 00:27:36,300
I can hear you
breathing, you--

595
00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:47,700
If you asked me now,

596
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,600
I couldn't tell you why I called him.

597
00:27:57,200 --> 00:28:00,100
[Telephone Ringing On Other End]

598
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:21,900
[Ring]

599
00:28:24,900 --> 00:28:27,300
[Ring]

600
00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:30,800
[Ring]

601
00:28:32,100 --> 00:28:33,700
Hello?

602
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:34,800
Man: Who's this?

603
00:28:34,900 --> 00:28:36,600
[Potato Chips Crunching]

604
00:28:36,700 --> 00:28:38,100
Tyler?

605
00:28:38,100 --> 00:28:39,700
Who is this?

606
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,500
Um, ahem, we met on the airplane.

607
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,500
We had the same suitcase.

608
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,100
[Crunching]

609
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:47,800
Uh, the clever guy.

610
00:28:47,900 --> 00:28:52,000
Oh, yeah. Right. OK?

611
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,800
I called a second ago.

612
00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:55,900
There was no answer. I'm at a pay phone.

613
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,500
Yeah. I star-69ed you.

614
00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:59,300
I never pick up my phone.

615
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:00,800
[Crunching]

616
00:29:00,900 --> 00:29:02,700
So, what's up, man?

617
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:06,000
Uh, well...

618
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,500
you're not gonna believe this.

619
00:29:10,900 --> 00:29:12,400
Tyler: You know, man, it could be worse.

620
00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:13,800
A woman could cut off your penis

621
00:29:13,900 --> 00:29:15,000
while you’re sleeping

622
00:29:15,100 --> 00:29:16,300
and toss it out the window

623
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:17,500
of a moving car.

624
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,100
There's always that.

625
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:20,900
I don't know, it’s just...

626
00:29:20,900 --> 00:29:22,400
when you buy furniture,

627
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:23,800
you tell yourself, that's it.

628
00:29:23,900 --> 00:29:25,700
That's the last sofa I'm gonna need.

629
00:29:25,700 --> 00:29:27,000
Whatever else happens,

630
00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:29,100
I've got that sofa problem handled.

631
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,600
I had it all.

632
00:29:30,700 --> 00:29:32,500
I had a stereo that was very decent,

633
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,200
a wardrobe that was
getting very respectable.

634
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:38,500
I was close to being complete.

635
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:40,000
Shit, man. Now it's all gone.

636
00:29:40,100 --> 00:29:41,200
All gone.

637
00:29:41,300 --> 00:29:43,900
Hmm. All gone.

638
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,300
Do you know what a duvet is?

639
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:48,500
Comforter.

640
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:50,300
It's a blanket.

641
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:51,400
Just a blanket.

642
00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:53,300
Why do guys like you and I

643
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:54,400
know what a duvet is?

644
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,900
Is this essential to our survival

645
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,500
in the hunter-gatherer
sense of the word?

646
00:29:58,600 --> 00:29:59,900
No.

647
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,400
What are we, then?

648
00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:05,300
We're, uh, you know, consumers...

649
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,200
Right. We're consumers.

650
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:10,600
We are by-products of
a lifestyle obsession.

651
00:30:10,700 --> 00:30:13,000
Murder, crime,
poverty--

652
00:30:13,100 --> 00:30:14,800
these things don't concern me.

653
00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:18,100
What concerns me are
celebrity magazines,

654
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,300
television with 500 channels,

655
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,300
some guy's name on my underwear.

656
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:25,100
Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.

657
00:30:25,100 --> 00:30:26,100
Martha Stewart.

658
00:30:26,100 --> 00:30:27,300
Fuck Martha Stewart.

659
00:30:27,300 --> 00:30:30,100
Martha's polishing the
brass on the Titanic.

660
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:31,600
It's all going down, man.

661
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:34,100
So fuck off with your sofa units

662
00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:36,400
and Shrine green stripe patterns.

663
00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:38,900
I say, never be complete.

664
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,600
I say, stop being perfect.

665
00:30:40,700 --> 00:30:43,200
I say, let's... let's evolve.

666
00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:45,100
Let the chips fall where they may.

667
00:30:47,700 --> 00:30:49,900
But that's me, and I could be wrong.

668
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000
Maybe it's a terrible tragedy.

669
00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:53,500
No. It’s just stuff.

670
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:54,600
It's not a tragedy, but...

671
00:30:54,700 --> 00:30:55,800
Well, you did lose

672
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:58,400
a lot of versatile
solutions for modern living.

673
00:30:58,500 --> 00:30:59,500
Fuck. You're right.

674
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:00,900
No. I don't smoke.

675
00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:08,200
My insurance is probably
gonna cover it, so...

676
00:31:10,700 --> 00:31:12,800
What?

677
00:31:12,900 --> 00:31:17,000
The things you own end up owning you.

678
00:31:19,300 --> 00:31:20,600
But do what you like, man.

679
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:23,100
[Sigh]

680
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:24,200
Oh, it's late.

681
00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:26,100
Hey, thanks for the beer.

682
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:27,400
Yeah, man.

683
00:31:27,500 --> 00:31:30,400
I should find a hotel.

684
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:31,400
Oh.

685
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:32,400
What?

686
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:33,400
What?

687
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:34,400
A hotel.

688
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:35,400
Yeah.

689
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,100
Just ask, man.

690
00:31:37,100 --> 00:31:39,500
What are you talking about?

691
00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:40,600
Oh, God.

692
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,100
3 pitchers of beer,

693
00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:43,700
and you still can't ask.

694
00:31:45,300 --> 00:31:46,400
What?

695
00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:48,300
You called me 'cause you
needed a place to stay.

696
00:31:48,300 --> 00:31:50,100
Oh, hey, no, no, no.

697
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,200
Yes, you did. So just ask.

698
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,500
Cut the foreplay adjust ask, man.

699
00:31:56,300 --> 00:31:58,600
Would that be a problem?

700
00:31:58,700 --> 00:32:00,700
Is it a problem for you to ask?

701
00:32:02,300 --> 00:32:03,700
Can I stay at your place?

702
00:32:03,700 --> 00:32:04,700
Yeah.

703
00:32:05,700 --> 00:32:07,100
Thanks.

704
00:32:11,100 --> 00:32:13,300
I want you to do me a favor.

705
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:14,500
Yeah, sure.

706
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,400
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

707
00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:19,500
What?

708
00:32:19,500 --> 00:32:23,300
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

709
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:24,900
Narrator: Let me tell you a little bit

710
00:32:24,900 --> 00:32:26,400
about Tyler Durden.

711
00:32:26,500 --> 00:32:29,000
Tyler was a night person.

712
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,200
While the rest of us were sleeping,

713
00:32:30,300 --> 00:32:31,300
he worked.

714
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:34,500
He had one part-time
job as a projectionist.

715
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:36,400
See, a movie doesn't
come all on one big reel.

716
00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:37,600
It comes on a few.

717
00:32:37,700 --> 00:32:40,200
So someone has to be there
to switch the projectors

718
00:32:40,300 --> 00:32:42,500
at the exact moment that one reel ends

719
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:43,800
and the next one begins.

720
00:32:43,900 --> 00:32:45,900
If you look for it, you
can see these little dots

721
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000
come into the upper right-hand
corner of the screen.

722
00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:49,000
[Beep]

723
00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:50,100
In the industry,

724
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:51,500
we call them ''cigarette burns.''

725
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:53,600
That's the cue for a changeover.

726
00:32:53,700 --> 00:32:55,100
He flips the projectors,

727
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,100
the movie keeps right on going,

728
00:32:57,100 --> 00:32:58,600
and nobody in the audience has any idea.

729
00:32:58,700 --> 00:33:01,200
Why would anyone want this shitjob?

730
00:33:01,300 --> 00:33:04,100
Because it affords him other
interesting opportunities.

731
00:33:04,300 --> 00:33:06,300
Like splicing single
frames of pornography

732
00:33:06,300 --> 00:33:07,700
into family films.

733
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:09,900
So when the snooty cat
and the courageous dog

734
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,400
with the celebrity voices

735
00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:13,400
meet for the first time in reel 3,

736
00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:14,800
that's when you'll catch a flash

737
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:17,100
of Tyler’s contribution to the film.

738
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,800
[Characters On Screen Singing Merrily]

739
00:33:19,900 --> 00:33:20,800
[Woman Moans]

740
00:33:20,900 --> 00:33:22,600
[Merry Song Continues]

741
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,500
Nobody knows that they saw it,

742
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:26,600
but they did.

743
00:33:26,700 --> 00:33:29,200
A nice big cock.

744
00:33:31,900 --> 00:33:34,000
[Crying]

745
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,800
Even a hummingbird couldn't
catch Tyler at work.

746
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:44,700
Tyler also works sometimes
as a banquet waiter

747
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:47,100
at the luxurious Pressman Hotel.

748
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:51,700
[Urinating]

749
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,600
He was the guerilla terrorist

750
00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:56,000
of the food service industry.

751
00:33:56,100 --> 00:33:57,100
Do not watch.

752
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,700
I cannot go when you watch.

753
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:00,300
Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque,

754
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:01,800
he farted on meringues,

755
00:34:01,900 --> 00:34:03,300
sneezed on braised endive.

756
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,000
And as for the cream of mushroom soup,

757
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,100
well...

758
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:07,600
Go ahead, tell them.

759
00:34:07,700 --> 00:34:09,600
You get the idea.

760
00:34:09,700 --> 00:34:11,400
What do you want me to do?
You just want me to hit you?

761
00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:13,000
Come on. Do me this one favor.

762
00:34:13,100 --> 00:34:14,100
Why?

763
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:15,500
Why? I don't know why. I don't know.

764
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:16,500
I've never been in a fight. Have you?

765
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:18,000
No, but that's a good thing.

766
00:34:18,100 --> 00:34:19,100
No, it is not.

767
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:20,200
How much can you know about yourself

768
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:21,700
if you’ve never been in a fight?

769
00:34:21,700 --> 00:34:23,000
I don't wanna die without any scars.

770
00:34:23,100 --> 00:34:25,000
So, come on, hit me
before I lose my nerve.

771
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,700
God, this is crazy.

772
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,400
So go crazy. Let 'er rip.

773
00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:31,300
Hey, I don't know about this.

774
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:33,600
I don't, either, but who gives a shit?

775
00:34:33,700 --> 00:34:35,400
No one's watching. What do you care?

776
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,700
Wait. This is crazy.
You want me to hit you?

777
00:34:37,700 --> 00:34:39,700
That's right.

778
00:34:39,700 --> 00:34:42,200
What, like, in the face?

779
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:43,600
Surprise me.

780
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:47,900
This is so fucking stupid.

781
00:34:56,900 --> 00:34:58,300
Ohh!

782
00:34:58,300 --> 00:35:01,200
Motherfucker!

783
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,200
You hit me in the ear.

784
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:04,500
Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.

785
00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:06,400
Ow! Christ!

786
00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:08,200
Why the ear, man?

787
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:09,300
Aw, I fucked it up.

788
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:10,400
No. That was perfect.

789
00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:12,200
Ohh! Uhh!

790
00:35:22,900 --> 00:35:24,400
Nah, it's all right.

791
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:28,100
That really hurts.

792
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:31,000
Right.

793
00:35:31,100 --> 00:35:32,300
Hit me again.

794
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:33,500
[Laughing]

795
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:34,500
No. You hit me.

796
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:35,600
Come on.

797
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:54,600
We should do this again sometime.

798
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:08,900
Where's your car?

799
00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:10,000
What car?

800
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,300
[Belches]

801
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:22,900
Narrator: I don't know
how Tyler found that house,

802
00:36:22,900 --> 00:36:25,100
but he said he'd been there for a year.

803
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:28,200
It looked like it was
waiting to be torn down.

804
00:36:28,300 --> 00:36:30,500
Most of the windows were boarded up.

805
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,900
There was no lock on the front door

806
00:36:32,900 --> 00:36:36,200
from when the police
or whoever kicked it in.

807
00:36:36,300 --> 00:36:38,000
The stairs were ready to collapse.

808
00:36:38,100 --> 00:36:41,000
I didn't know if he owned
it or if he was squatting.

809
00:36:41,100 --> 00:36:43,000
Neither would have surprised me.

810
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:45,600
Yeah. That's you.

811
00:36:45,700 --> 00:36:46,800
That's me.

812
00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:48,700
That's the toilet.

813
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:49,700
Good?

814
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:50,700
Yeah. Thanks.

815
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,700
Narrator: What a shithole.

816
00:36:53,700 --> 00:36:55,400
[Springs Clang]

817
00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:57,200
Nothing worked.

818
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:58,700
[Water Pipes Rumble]

819
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,000
Turning on one light

820
00:37:00,100 --> 00:37:03,100
meant another light
in the house went out.

821
00:37:03,100 --> 00:37:04,600
There were no neighbors,

822
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:06,600
Just some warehouses
and a paper mill--

823
00:37:06,700 --> 00:37:08,500
that fart smell of steam,

824
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:10,900
the hamster cage smell of wood chips.

825
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000
After work
tomorrow, we'll be--

826
00:37:13,100 --> 00:37:15,100
Hey. What have we here?

827
00:37:30,100 --> 00:37:31,000
Hey, guys.

828
00:37:31,100 --> 00:37:32,200
Hey.

829
00:37:32,300 --> 00:37:33,400
It's cool.

830
00:37:33,500 --> 00:37:34,500
Ohh!

831
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,400
[Whistling Nonchalantly]

832
00:37:43,300 --> 00:37:46,900
Every time it rained,
we had to kill the power.

833
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,500
By the end of the first month,

834
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,300
I didn't miss TV.

835
00:37:50,300 --> 00:37:54,600
I didn't even mind the
warm, stale refrigerator.

836
00:38:07,300 --> 00:38:09,100
Can I be next?

837
00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:14,500
All right, man.

838
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,800
Lose the tie.

839
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:20,300
[Ricocheting Golf Ball]

840
00:38:20,300 --> 00:38:21,600
Ooh!

841
00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:23,300
Narrator: At night,
Tyler and I were alone

842
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:25,600
for a half mile in every direction.

843
00:38:27,900 --> 00:38:28,800
[Clang]

844
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:34,000
Rain trickled down through the plaster

845
00:38:34,100 --> 00:38:35,500
and the light fixtures.

846
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,400
Everything wooden swelled and shrank.

847
00:38:37,500 --> 00:38:41,500
Everywhere were rusted
nails to snag your elbow on.

848
00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:44,800
The previous occupant had
been a bit of a shut-in.

849
00:38:44,900 --> 00:38:46,600
Hey, man, what are you reading?

850
00:38:46,700 --> 00:38:47,700
Listen to this.

851
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:49,700
It's an article written by an organ

852
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,200
in the first person.

853
00:38:51,300 --> 00:38:53,900
''I am Jack’s medulla oblongata.

854
00:38:53,900 --> 00:38:55,600
Without me, Jack could not regulate

855
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:57,800
his heart rate, blood
pressure, or breathing.''

856
00:38:57,900 --> 00:39:00,300
There's a whole series of these.

857
00:39:00,300 --> 00:39:01,700
''I am Jill’s nipples. ''

858
00:39:03,100 --> 00:39:05,200
''I am Jack’s colon. ''

859
00:39:05,300 --> 00:39:07,700
Yeah. ''I get cancer. I kill Jack.''

860
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,000
Whoa--Ohh!

861
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,300
Narrator: After fighting,

862
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:14,600
everything else in your life
got the volume turned down.

863
00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:18,100
[Muted Complaining]

864
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:19,100
What?

865
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:20,600
You could deal with anything.

866
00:39:20,700 --> 00:39:22,100
Have you finished those reports?

867
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:28,100
Tyler: If you could fight anyone,

868
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:29,400
who would you fight?

869
00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:31,900
I'd fight my boss, probably.

870
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,400
Really?

871
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:36,000
Yeah. Why, who would you fight?

872
00:39:36,100 --> 00:39:37,200
I'd fight my dad.

873
00:39:37,300 --> 00:39:39,100
I don't know my dad.

874
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,000
I mean, I know him,

875
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,900
but he left when I
was, like, 6 years old,

876
00:39:43,900 --> 00:39:46,400
married this other woman
and had some other kids.

877
00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:48,100
He, like, did this every 6 years.

878
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:51,100
He goes to a new city
and starts a new family.

879
00:39:51,100 --> 00:39:53,200
Fucker should open up franchises.

880
00:39:54,700 --> 00:39:56,300
My dad never went to college,

881
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,800
so it was real important that I go.

882
00:39:58,900 --> 00:40:00,000
That sounds familiar.

883
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,200
So I graduate, I call
him up long distance.

884
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:05,700
I say, '' Dad, now what?''
He says, ''Get a job.''

885
00:40:05,700 --> 00:40:06,700
Same here.

886
00:40:06,700 --> 00:40:07,800
Now I'm 25.

887
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,200
I make my yearly call again.

888
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,500
I say, '' Dad, now what?''

889
00:40:11,500 --> 00:40:13,900
He says, ''I don't know. Get married.''

890
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,900
Eh, I mean...

891
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,200
I can't get married.

892
00:40:17,300 --> 00:40:18,300
[Thunder]

893
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,100
I'm a
30-year-old boy.

894
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:21,700
We're a generation of men

895
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:22,900
raised by women.

896
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,400
I'm wondering if another woman

897
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,200
is really the answer we need.

898
00:40:32,700 --> 00:40:35,900
Narrator: Most of the week,
we were Ozzie and Harriet.

899
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:36,500
[Whistling]

900
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:38,600
But every Saturday night,

901
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:39,500
But every Saturday night,

902
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:42,000
we were finding something out.

903
00:40:42,100 --> 00:40:44,200
We were finding out more and more

904
00:40:44,300 --> 00:40:45,400
that we were not alone.

905
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,300
Man: Who turned the lights off?

906
00:40:49,300 --> 00:40:50,600
It used to be

907
00:40:50,700 --> 00:40:52,300
that when I came home
angry or depressed,

908
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:54,100
I’d just clean my condo,

909
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:56,100
polish my Scandinavian furniture.

910
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:58,600
I should've been
looking for a new condo.

911
00:40:58,700 --> 00:41:01,400
I should've been haggling
with my insurance company.

912
00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:05,300
I should've been upset about my
nice, neat flaming little shit.

913
00:41:05,300 --> 00:41:06,800
But I wasn't.

914
00:41:06,900 --> 00:41:08,300
The basic premise

915
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,200
of cyber-netting any office

916
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:11,300
is make things more efficient.

917
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:12,700
Narrator: Monday
mornings, all I could do

918
00:41:12,700 --> 00:41:13,800
was think about next week.

919
00:41:13,900 --> 00:41:17,000
Can I get the icon in cornflower blue?

920
00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:18,300
Absolutely.

921
00:41:18,300 --> 00:41:21,600
Efficiency is priority
number one, people,

922
00:41:21,700 --> 00:41:24,500
because waste is a thief.

923
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:26,200
I showed this already to my man, here.

924
00:41:26,300 --> 00:41:27,600
You liked it, didn’t you?

925
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:33,400
Narrator: You can
swallow a pint of blood

926
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:34,900
before you get sick.

927
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,700
It was right in everyone's face.

928
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:40,900
Tyler and I Just made it visible.

929
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,200
It was on the tip of everyone’s tongue.

930
00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:45,200
Tyler and I just gave it a name.

931
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:56,700
[Loud Rock Music Playing]

932
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,600
Come on, people, you gotta go home.

933
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:23,200
Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back.

934
00:42:44,300 --> 00:42:45,500
[Someone Spits]

935
00:42:45,500 --> 00:42:47,500
Narrator: Every week,
Tyler gave the rules

936
00:42:47,500 --> 00:42:48,800
that he and I decided.

937
00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:52,400
Gentlemen, welcome to Fight Club.

938
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:57,200
The first rule of Fight Club is...

939
00:42:57,300 --> 00:42:59,800
you do not talk about Fight Club.

940
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,600
The second rule of Fight Club is...

941
00:43:02,700 --> 00:43:06,300
you do not talk about Fight Club.

942
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:07,800
Third rule of
Fight Club--

943
00:43:07,900 --> 00:43:11,600
Someone yells ''Stop!''
goes limp, taps out,

944
00:43:11,700 --> 00:43:13,200
the fight is over.

945
00:43:13,300 --> 00:43:14,400
Fourth
rule--

946
00:43:14,500 --> 00:43:16,800
Only 2 guys to a fight.

947
00:43:16,900 --> 00:43:17,900
Fifth
rule--

948
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,400
One fight at a time, fellas.

949
00:43:20,500 --> 00:43:21,500
[Laughter]

950
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:24,100
Sixth rule-- No
shirts, no shoes.

951
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:25,300
Seventh
rule--

952
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:28,100
Fights will go on as
long as they have to.

953
00:43:30,100 --> 00:43:32,500
And the eighth
and final rule--

954
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:37,000
If this is your first
night at Fight Club...

955
00:43:37,100 --> 00:43:38,700
you have to fight.

956
00:43:38,700 --> 00:43:40,100
[Loud Shouting, Cheering]

957
00:43:43,300 --> 00:43:45,200
Narrator: This kid from work, Ricky,

958
00:43:45,300 --> 00:43:47,100
couldn't remember
whether you ordered pens

959
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:48,300
with blue ink or black...

960
00:43:49,900 --> 00:43:50,900
Come on, man!

961
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,700
But Ricky was a god for 10 minutes

962
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:55,400
when the trounced the maitre
d' of a local food court.

963
00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:59,400
Sometimes, all you could hear

964
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,700
were the flat, hard packing sounds

965
00:44:01,700 --> 00:44:02,800
over the yelling...

966
00:44:06,300 --> 00:44:09,200
or the wet choke when
someone caught their breath

967
00:44:09,300 --> 00:44:10,200
and sprayed...

968
00:44:10,300 --> 00:44:11,500
Stop!

969
00:44:11,500 --> 00:44:14,500
You weren't alive anywhere
like you were there.

970
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:15,900
But Fight Club only exists

971
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,200
in the hours between
when Fight Club starts

972
00:44:18,300 --> 00:44:20,100
and when Fight Club ends.

973
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:23,300
Even if could tell someone
they had a good fight,

974
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,300
I wouldn't be talking to the same man.

975
00:44:25,300 --> 00:44:26,900
Who you were in Fight Club

976
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,100
is not who you were in
the rest of the world.

977
00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:32,000
The guy who came to Fight
Club for the first time,

978
00:44:32,100 --> 00:44:34,100
his ass was a wad of cookie dough.

979
00:44:34,100 --> 00:44:35,400
After a few weeks,

980
00:44:35,500 --> 00:44:37,100
he was carved out of wood.

981
00:44:37,100 --> 00:44:39,200
If you could fight any celebrity,

982
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:40,700
who would you fight?

983
00:44:40,700 --> 00:44:41,800
Alive or dead?

984
00:44:41,900 --> 00:44:44,300
It doesn't matter. Who'd be tough?

985
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,200
Hemingway.

986
00:44:46,300 --> 00:44:48,800
You?

987
00:44:48,900 --> 00:44:50,000
Shatner.

988
00:44:50,100 --> 00:44:52,300
I'd fight William Shatner.

989
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:56,400
Narrator: We all started
seeing things differently.

990
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:58,200
Everywhere we went,

991
00:44:58,300 --> 00:45:00,400
we were sizing things up.

992
00:45:04,700 --> 00:45:07,200
I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms,

993
00:45:07,300 --> 00:45:09,700
trying to look like how Calvin Klein

994
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:11,700
or Tommy Hilfiger said they should.

995
00:45:11,700 --> 00:45:13,200
Is that what a man looks like?

996
00:45:13,300 --> 00:45:14,300
[Laughing]

997
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:17,300
Ahh. Self-improvement is masturbation.

998
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:19,800
And self-destruction.

999
00:45:19,900 --> 00:45:21,400
Excuse me.

1000
00:45:21,500 --> 00:45:23,900
[Screaming]

1001
00:45:32,500 --> 00:45:34,000
Kick his ass!

1002
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:35,500
Hit him again, man! Come on! Hit him!

1003
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:59,000
Fight Club wasn't
about winning or losing.

1004
00:45:59,100 --> 00:46:01,000
It wasn't about words.

1005
00:46:03,900 --> 00:46:06,300
The hysterical shouting was in tongues,

1006
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:08,600
like in a Pentecostal church.

1007
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:14,900
- Is that it?
- Stop!

1008
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,000
When the fight was over,

1009
00:46:17,100 --> 00:46:19,000
nothing was solved,

1010
00:46:19,100 --> 00:46:20,600
but nothing mattered.

1011
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:22,100
Hey, cool.

1012
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:27,800
Narrator: Afterwards, we all felt saved.

1013
00:46:27,900 --> 00:46:30,000
Hey, man, how about next week?

1014
00:46:30,100 --> 00:46:31,500
How about next month?

1015
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:32,700
I hear you.

1016
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:34,000
Irwin, you're in the middle.

1017
00:46:34,100 --> 00:46:36,400
New guy. You, too.

1018
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:40,300
Narrator: Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me.

1019
00:46:40,300 --> 00:46:42,300
He fell down some stairs.

1020
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:44,900
I fell down some stairs.

1021
00:46:47,100 --> 00:46:49,400
Fight Club became the
reason to cut your hair short

1022
00:46:49,500 --> 00:46:51,800
or trim your fingernails.

1023
00:46:51,900 --> 00:46:54,400
OK. Any historical figure.

1024
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:56,300
I'd fight Gandhi.

1025
00:46:57,900 --> 00:46:58,800
Good answer.

1026
00:46:58,900 --> 00:46:59,900
How about you?

1027
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,100
Lincoln.

1028
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:02,600
Lincoln?

1029
00:47:02,700 --> 00:47:03,800
Mm.

1030
00:47:03,900 --> 00:47:05,300
Big guy, big reach.

1031
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:07,600
Skinny guys fight till they're burger.

1032
00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:09,100
Fuck.

1033
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:14,000
Hey. Even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.

1034
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:20,200
[Ring]

1035
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:24,400
Hello.

1036
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:25,400
Marla: Where have you been

1037
00:47:25,500 --> 00:47:27,300
the last 8 weeks?

1038
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:28,700
Marla?

1039
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:30,100
[Chop Socky Yell]

1040
00:47:31,900 --> 00:47:33,300
How'd you find me?

1041
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:34,900
You left that forwarding number.

1042
00:47:34,900 --> 00:47:37,800
I haven't seen you
in any support groups.

1043
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:39,300
We split them up.

1044
00:47:39,300 --> 00:47:41,300
That was the idea, remember?

1045
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:44,200
Yeah, but you haven't
been going to yours.

1046
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:45,900
How do you know?

1047
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,700
I cheated.

1048
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:49,600
I found a new one.

1049
00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:51,400
Really?

1050
00:47:51,500 --> 00:47:52,500
It's for men only.

1051
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:54,200
Like the testicle thing?

1052
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:55,400
Waaah!

1053
00:47:58,600 --> 00:47:59,900
Look, this is a bad time.

1054
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,500
I've been going to Debtors Anonymous.

1055
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:04,700
You wanna see some
really fucked up people?

1056
00:48:04,700 --> 00:48:06,100
I'm just on my way out.

1057
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:07,100
Me, too.

1058
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:08,200
I've got a stomachful of Xanax.

1059
00:48:08,300 --> 00:48:11,000
I took what was left of a bottle.

1060
00:48:11,100 --> 00:48:13,100
It might have been too much.

1061
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:15,000
Narrator: Just picture
watching Marla Singer

1062
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:16,900
throw herself around
her crummy apartment.

1063
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,000
But this isn't a
for-real suicide thing.

1064
00:48:19,100 --> 00:48:21,400
This is probably one of
those cry-for-help things.

1065
00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:22,900
Narrator: This could go on for hours.

1066
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,400
So you’re staying in tonight, then?

1067
00:48:24,500 --> 00:48:25,900
Do you wanna wait

1068
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,400
and hear me describe death?

1069
00:48:27,500 --> 00:48:28,900
Do you wanna listen

1070
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:32,300
and see if my spirit can use a phone?

1071
00:48:33,900 --> 00:48:36,800
Have you ever heard
a death rattle before?

1072
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:04,700
Narrator: Tyler's door was closed.

1073
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:06,300
I'd been living here for 2 months,

1074
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:07,900
and Tyler's door was never closed.

1075
00:49:10,100 --> 00:49:12,200
[Footsteps On Stairs]

1076
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:16,300
You won't believe this
dream I had last night.

1077
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:19,400
Yeah, I can hardly believe
anything about last night.

1078
00:49:25,300 --> 00:49:28,100
[Gargling]

1079
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:29,200
[Chuckles]

1080
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:31,100
What--What are
you doing here?

1081
00:49:34,900 --> 00:49:36,000
What?

1082
00:49:36,100 --> 00:49:38,500
This is my house. What
are you doing in my house?

1083
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,000
Fuck you.

1084
00:49:55,900 --> 00:49:57,500
Ha ha! Ohh...

1085
00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:00,900
Oh, you got some fucked-up
friends, I'm tellin' you.

1086
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:01,900
[Chuckling]

1087
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,600
Limber, though...

1088
00:50:03,700 --> 00:50:05,000
silly coos.

1089
00:50:06,700 --> 00:50:09,200
So, I come in last night.
Phone's off the hook.

1090
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:11,100
Guess who's on the other end.

1091
00:50:11,100 --> 00:50:13,300
Narrator: I already knew the
story before he told it to me.

1092
00:50:16,900 --> 00:50:19,200
Have you ever heard
a death rattle before?

1093
00:50:19,300 --> 00:50:22,200
Do you think it'll live up to its name?

1094
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:26,200
Or will it just be a death...hairball?

1095
00:50:26,300 --> 00:50:27,200
[Coughs]

1096
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:33,200
Prepare... to evacuate soul.

1097
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:36,800
Marla, Continuing: 9...

1098
00:50:36,900 --> 00:50:37,800
8...

1099
00:50:37,900 --> 00:50:40,200
Now, how could Tyler, of all people,

1100
00:50:40,300 --> 00:50:44,400
think it was a bad thing that
Marla Singer was about to die?

1101
00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:46,400
Marla: 5...

1102
00:50:46,500 --> 00:50:48,400
4...

1103
00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:50,200
3--Oh,
hang on.

1104
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,100
You got here fast.

1105
00:50:59,700 --> 00:51:01,800
Did I call you?

1106
00:51:03,500 --> 00:51:04,400
Huh?

1107
00:51:05,500 --> 00:51:06,500
Hey.

1108
00:51:12,900 --> 00:51:15,500
The mattress is all
sealed in slippery plastic.

1109
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:18,700
[Rattling]

1110
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:22,100
Oh, don't worry. It's
not a threat to you.

1111
00:51:22,100 --> 00:51:24,500
[Siren]

1112
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:25,900
Oh, fuck.

1113
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,200
Somebody called the cops.

1114
00:51:28,300 --> 00:51:30,100
[Voices Over Police Radio]

1115
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:41,700
Hey, where's 513?

1116
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:44,200
End of the hall.

1117
00:51:44,300 --> 00:51:45,800
You know, the girl who lives there

1118
00:51:45,900 --> 00:51:48,200
used to be a charming, lovely girl.

1119
00:51:48,300 --> 00:51:50,500
She's lost faith in herself.

1120
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:51,500
Miss Singer!

1121
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:53,400
She's a monster.

1122
00:51:53,500 --> 00:51:55,100
You have every reason to live!

1123
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:57,600
She's infectious human waste!

1124
00:51:57,700 --> 00:51:58,600
Miss Singer!

1125
00:51:58,700 --> 00:52:00,600
Good luck trying to save her!

1126
00:52:07,100 --> 00:52:10,700
If I fall asleep, I'm done for.

1127
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:15,100
You're gonna have to keep me up...

1128
00:52:15,100 --> 00:52:17,100
all...night.

1129
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:19,600
Un-fucking-believable.
[Coughs]

1130
00:52:19,700 --> 00:52:21,800
Narrator: He was obviously
able to handle it.

1131
00:52:21,900 --> 00:52:23,000
You know what I mean. You fucked her.

1132
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:25,600
No, I didn't.

1133
00:52:25,700 --> 00:52:27,200
Never?

1134
00:52:27,300 --> 00:52:28,200
No.

1135
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:30,800
You're not into her, are you?

1136
00:52:30,900 --> 00:52:33,300
No! God, not at all.

1137
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:35,700
Narrator: I am Jack’s raging bile duct.

1138
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:37,800
Are you sure? You can tell me.

1139
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:39,300
Believe me, I'm sure.

1140
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:40,400
Narrator: Put a gun to my head

1141
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:42,300
and paint the walls with my brains.

1142
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:43,600
That's good, 'cause she's a predator

1143
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:45,000
posing as a house pet.

1144
00:52:45,100 --> 00:52:47,100
Stay away from that one.

1145
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:49,000
[Chuckling]

1146
00:52:49,100 --> 00:52:50,500
And the shit that came
out of this woman's mouth

1147
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:51,500
I ain't never heard.

1148
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:52,800
My God.

1149
00:52:52,900 --> 00:52:55,800
I haven't been fucked like
that since grade school.

1150
00:52:56,900 --> 00:52:57,900
Uhh!

1151
00:52:58,000 --> 00:52:59,800
Narrator: How could
Tyler not go for that?

1152
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:01,300
The night before last, he was splicing

1153
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:03,200
sex organs into Cinderella.

1154
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:04,300
Marla doesn't need a lover.

1155
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:05,800
She needs a fucking case worker.

1156
00:53:05,900 --> 00:53:08,500
She needs a wash. And she's
in love with sport fuckin'.

1157
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:10,700
Narrator: She invaded my support groups.

1158
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:12,200
Now she'd invaded my home.

1159
00:53:12,300 --> 00:53:14,200
Hey, hey. Sit down.

1160
00:53:18,500 --> 00:53:21,200
Now, listen. Can't have
you talking to her about me.

1161
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:22,600
Why would I
talk to her--

1162
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:24,600
You say anything about me
or what goes on in this house

1163
00:53:24,700 --> 00:53:28,000
to her or to anybody, we're done.

1164
00:53:28,100 --> 00:53:29,300
Now, promise me.

1165
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:30,300
OK.

1166
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:31,300
You promise?

1167
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:33,300
- Yeah, I promise.
- Promise.

1168
00:53:33,300 --> 00:53:34,800
I just said I promise.

1169
00:53:34,900 --> 00:53:36,500
That's 3 times you promised.

1170
00:53:38,900 --> 00:53:40,800
Narrator: If only I had
wasted a couple of minutes

1171
00:53:40,900 --> 00:53:43,000
and gone to watch Marla Singer die,

1172
00:53:43,100 --> 00:53:44,700
none of this would've happened.

1173
00:53:44,700 --> 00:53:47,600
Marla: Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!

1174
00:53:47,700 --> 00:53:48,600
Uhh!

1175
00:53:48,700 --> 00:53:49,600
[Loud Thumping]

1176
00:53:49,700 --> 00:53:52,100
Yeah! Oh! Harder! Harder!

1177
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:54,200
Yeah! Ooh! Aah!

1178
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:56,900
Aah! Ohh! Aah!

1179
00:53:56,900 --> 00:54:00,100
[Tyler And Marla Shouting Passionately]

1180
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:02,600
I could've moved to another room...

1181
00:54:02,700 --> 00:54:05,600
on the third floor, where
I might not have heard them.

1182
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:06,600
Marla: Oh, baby!

1183
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:08,300
But I didn't.

1184
00:54:12,700 --> 00:54:15,200
[Marla Moaning With Pleasure]

1185
00:54:15,300 --> 00:54:17,000
[Thumping And Moaning]

1186
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:18,000
Ohh!

1187
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:21,400
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1188
00:54:21,500 --> 00:54:23,700
Ohh! Ohh! Aaahh!

1189
00:54:23,700 --> 00:54:25,700
Aah! Aah! Aah!

1190
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:27,000
[Screaming And Thumping]

1191
00:54:27,100 --> 00:54:29,900
- Aah! Ohhh! Ohh!
- Tyler: Ow!

1192
00:54:29,900 --> 00:54:30,900
[Rattling]

1193
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:31,900
Marla: Ohh!

1194
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:34,600
What are you doin'?

1195
00:54:34,700 --> 00:54:37,100
Just goin' to bed.

1196
00:54:37,100 --> 00:54:38,100
[Marla Moans]

1197
00:54:38,100 --> 00:54:39,600
Want to finish her off?

1198
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:40,600
Uhh...oh!

1199
00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:41,600
[Clattering]

1200
00:54:41,700 --> 00:54:42,700
No.

1201
00:54:42,700 --> 00:54:43,700
No, thank you.

1202
00:54:43,700 --> 00:54:45,700
Marla: I found the cigarettes.

1203
00:54:45,700 --> 00:54:48,000
Who are you talking to?

1204
00:54:48,100 --> 00:54:49,100
Shut up.

1205
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:52,200
I became the calm little
center of the world.

1206
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:53,500
[Moaning And Thumping]

1207
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:55,200
I was the Zen master.

1208
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:56,900
Tyler: Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1209
00:55:00,300 --> 00:55:03,100
I wrote little haiku poems.

1210
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:04,900
I e-mailed them to everyone.

1211
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:07,400
Is that your blood?

1212
00:55:09,900 --> 00:55:11,300
Some of it, yeah.

1213
00:55:11,300 --> 00:55:12,800
You can't smoke in here.

1214
00:55:12,900 --> 00:55:14,000
[Snickers]

1215
00:55:14,100 --> 00:55:16,300
Take the rest of the day off.

1216
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:19,000
Come back Monday with
some clean clothes.

1217
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:20,500
Get yourself together.

1218
00:55:20,500 --> 00:55:23,600
Narrator: I got right in
everyone's hostile little face.

1219
00:55:23,700 --> 00:55:26,000
Yes, these are bruises from fighting.

1220
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,100
Yes, I'm comfortable with that.

1221
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:29,700
I...am enlightened.

1222
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:34,100
You give up the condo life...

1223
00:55:34,100 --> 00:55:37,000
give up all your flaming
worldly possessions...

1224
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,700
go live in a dilapidated house

1225
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:40,900
in a toxic waste part of town...

1226
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:43,300
and you have to come home to this.

1227
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:44,600
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1228
00:55:44,700 --> 00:55:47,700
[Telephone Rings]

1229
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:50,400
[Tyler And Marla Moaning And Shouting]

1230
00:55:50,500 --> 00:55:52,600
Marla: Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1231
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:55,200
[Ring]

1232
00:55:55,300 --> 00:55:56,200
Hello?

1233
00:55:56,300 --> 00:55:57,700
Yes. This is Detective Stern

1234
00:55:57,700 --> 00:55:59,600
with the Arson Unit.

1235
00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:00,800
We have some new information

1236
00:56:00,900 --> 00:56:03,300
about the incident at your former condo.

1237
00:56:03,300 --> 00:56:04,400
Yes?

1238
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:05,600
I don't know if you’re aware,

1239
00:56:05,700 --> 00:56:08,000
but it seems that someone sprayed freon

1240
00:56:08,100 --> 00:56:09,400
into your front door lock,

1241
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:12,700
then tapped it with a chisel
to shatter the cylinder.

1242
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:14,400
No, I wasn't aware of that at all.

1243
00:56:14,500 --> 00:56:16,300
Narrator: I am Jack’s cold sweat.

1244
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:18,600
Does this sound strange to you?

1245
00:56:18,700 --> 00:56:20,600
Uh, yes, sir. Strange. Very strange.

1246
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:21,600
The
dynamite--

1247
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:22,600
Dynamite?

1248
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:23,700
left a residue

1249
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:26,900
of ammonium oxylate potassium chloride.

1250
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,900
Do you know what this means?

1251
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:30,500
No. What does it mean?

1252
00:56:30,500 --> 00:56:32,400
It means it was homemade.

1253
00:56:33,700 --> 00:56:35,200
I'm sorry. This is just coming

1254
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:36,800
as quite a shock to me, sir.

1255
00:56:36,900 --> 00:56:38,800
See, whoever set this homemade dynamite

1256
00:56:38,900 --> 00:56:40,500
could've blown out your pilot light

1257
00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:42,400
days before the actual explosion.

1258
00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:44,300
The gas was Just the detonator.

1259
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:45,800
Who would go and do such a thing?

1260
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:47,100
I'll ask the questions.

1261
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:49,400
Tell him. Tell him the liberator

1262
00:56:49,500 --> 00:56:52,200
who destroyed my property
has realigned my perception.

1263
00:56:52,300 --> 00:56:54,000
Detective: Excuse me. Are you there?

1264
00:56:54,100 --> 00:56:56,000
No, I am listening. It's
a little hard to know

1265
00:56:56,100 --> 00:56:57,400
what to make of all this.

1266
00:56:57,500 --> 00:56:59,600
Have you recently made
enemies with anyone

1267
00:56:59,700 --> 00:57:02,000
who might have access
to homemade dynamite?

1268
00:57:02,100 --> 00:57:03,200
- Enemies?
- Reject the basic

1269
00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:04,700
assumption of civilization,

1270
00:57:04,700 --> 00:57:06,500
especially the importance
of material possessions.

1271
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:08,000
Detective: Son, this is serious.

1272
00:57:08,100 --> 00:57:09,500
Yes, I know it's serious.

1273
00:57:09,500 --> 00:57:10,500
I mean that.

1274
00:57:10,500 --> 00:57:12,100
Yes, it's very serious.

1275
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:15,100
Look, nobody takes this
more seriously than me.

1276
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:17,500
That condo was my life.

1277
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:21,500
OK? I loved every stick
of furniture in that place.

1278
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:23,500
That was not just a bunch of stuff

1279
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:24,700
that got destroyed.

1280
00:57:24,700 --> 00:57:25,800
It was me!

1281
00:57:25,900 --> 00:57:27,300
Narrator: I'd like to thank the Academy.

1282
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:29,000
Is this not a good time for you?

1283
00:57:29,100 --> 00:57:30,900
Just tell him you fuckin' did it.

1284
00:57:30,900 --> 00:57:31,900
Shhh!

1285
00:57:31,900 --> 00:57:33,400
Tell him you blew it all up.

1286
00:57:33,500 --> 00:57:36,100
That's what he wants to hear.

1287
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:37,400
Are you still there?

1288
00:57:37,500 --> 00:57:40,100
Wait. Are you saying that I'm a suspect?

1289
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:42,800
No, no. I may need to talk
to you a little further,

1290
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:44,800
so how about you just lettin' me
know if you’re gonna leave town?

1291
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:45,900
OK?

1292
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,100
OK.

1293
00:57:50,700 --> 00:57:51,900
Narrator: Except for their humping,

1294
00:57:51,900 --> 00:57:54,700
Tyler and Marla were
never in the same room.

1295
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:57,800
My parents pulled this
exact same act for years.

1296
00:57:57,900 --> 00:58:01,700
The condom is the glass
slipper of our generation.

1297
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:04,700
You slip one on when
you meet a stranger.

1298
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:07,200
You...dance all night.

1299
00:58:07,300 --> 00:58:09,400
Then you throw it away.

1300
00:58:09,500 --> 00:58:11,900
The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.

1301
00:58:13,300 --> 00:58:14,800
What?

1302
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:15,900
[Chuckles]

1303
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:22,400
I got this dress at a
thrift store for $1.00.

1304
00:58:22,500 --> 00:58:24,400
It was worth every penny.

1305
00:58:24,500 --> 00:58:26,400
It's a bridesmaid's dress.

1306
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:30,900
Someone loved it... intensely

1307
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:33,400
for one day...

1308
00:58:33,500 --> 00:58:35,000
then tossed it.

1309
00:58:37,100 --> 00:58:39,300
Like a Christmas tree...

1310
00:58:39,300 --> 00:58:40,800
so special...

1311
00:58:42,100 --> 00:58:44,600
then...bam...

1312
00:58:44,700 --> 00:58:47,300
it's on the side of the road...

1313
00:58:47,300 --> 00:58:49,600
tinsel still clinging to it...

1314
00:58:51,500 --> 00:58:54,400
like a sex crime victim...

1315
00:58:54,500 --> 00:58:57,000
underwear inside out...

1316
00:58:57,100 --> 00:58:58,900
bound with electrical tape.

1317
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:00,200
Well, then it suits you.

1318
00:59:01,500 --> 00:59:03,300
You can borrow it sometime.

1319
00:59:08,500 --> 00:59:10,700
[Marla Clumps Up The Stairs]

1320
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:12,100
Get rid of her.

1321
00:59:13,300 --> 00:59:14,600
Why can’t you get rid of her?

1322
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:15,800
Don't mention me.

1323
00:59:15,900 --> 00:59:17,400
Narrator: I'm 6 years old again,

1324
00:59:17,500 --> 00:59:19,700
passing messages between parents.

1325
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:25,200
I really think it's
time you got out of here.

1326
00:59:25,300 --> 00:59:26,500
Don't worry. I'm leaving.

1327
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:27,500
Not that we don't love
your little visits.

1328
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:29,000
You are such a nut case.

1329
00:59:29,100 --> 00:59:30,600
I can't even begin to keep up.

1330
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:35,400
# Gotta get off #

1331
00:59:35,500 --> 00:59:36,600
Thanks. Bye.

1332
00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:42,500
# Gotta get off
this merry-go-round #

1333
00:59:43,700 --> 00:59:47,500
[Continues Singing, Indistinctly]

1334
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:49,700
# Gotta get on where #

1335
00:59:49,700 --> 00:59:51,800
[Chuckling]

1336
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:53,200
You kids.

1337
00:59:53,300 --> 00:59:56,500
Wh...Why do you still
waste time with her?

1338
00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:00,300
I'll say this
about Marla--

1339
01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:02,500
at least she's tryin' to hit bottom.

1340
01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:03,900
What, and I'm not?

1341
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:05,100
Stickin' feathers up your butt

1342
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:06,200
does not make you a chicken.

1343
01:00:07,700 --> 01:00:09,000
What are we doin' tonight?

1344
01:00:09,100 --> 01:00:10,800
- Tonight?
- Yeah.

1345
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:12,800
We make soap.

1346
01:00:12,900 --> 01:00:14,000
Really.

1347
01:00:14,100 --> 01:00:15,100
To make soap, first we render fat.

1348
01:00:35,700 --> 01:00:37,600
The salt balance has to be just right,

1349
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:40,300
so the best fat for making
soap comes from humans.

1350
01:00:41,500 --> 01:00:42,700
Wait. What is this place?

1351
01:00:42,700 --> 01:00:44,200
A liposuction clinic.

1352
01:00:52,500 --> 01:00:53,600
Aha! Pay dirt.

1353
01:00:54,700 --> 01:00:57,800
The richest, creamiest fat in the world.

1354
01:00:57,900 --> 01:00:59,300
Fat of the land.

1355
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:07,700
Come on.

1356
01:01:12,300 --> 01:01:13,800
Oh, God! Oh!

1357
01:01:13,900 --> 01:01:15,500
Get another one. Uhh!

1358
01:01:22,100 --> 01:01:24,200
As the fat renders, the
tallows float to the surface.

1359
01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:26,000
Like in Boy Scouts.

1360
01:01:26,100 --> 01:01:28,500
I can imagine you as a Boy Scout.

1361
01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:29,500
Keep stirrin'.

1362
01:01:32,500 --> 01:01:33,800
Once the tallow hardens,

1363
01:01:33,900 --> 01:01:36,100
we skim off a layer of glycerin.

1364
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:38,500
If you were to add nitric
acid, you got nitroglycerin.

1365
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:39,800
If you were then to add sodium nitrate

1366
01:01:39,900 --> 01:01:42,500
and a dash of sawdust, you got dynamite.

1367
01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:44,400
Yeah, with enough soap,

1368
01:01:44,500 --> 01:01:46,800
we could blow up Just about anything.

1369
01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:48,800
Narrator: Tyler was full
of useful information.

1370
01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:51,200
Now, ancient peoples found
that clothes got cleaner

1371
01:01:51,300 --> 01:01:53,100
when they washed them at a
certain point in the river.

1372
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:54,700
- You know why?
- No.

1373
01:01:58,400 --> 01:02:00,000
Human sacrifices were once made

1374
01:02:00,100 --> 01:02:01,400
on the hills above this river.

1375
01:02:01,500 --> 01:02:03,600
Bodies burned. Water seeped
into the wood and ashes

1376
01:02:03,700 --> 01:02:05,400
to create lye.

1377
01:02:05,500 --> 01:02:07,800
This is lye, the crucial ingredient.

1378
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:09,600
Once it mixed with the
melted fat of bodies,

1379
01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:11,100
a thick, white, soapy discharge

1380
01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:13,600
crept into the river. May
I see your hand, please?

1381
01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:20,600
[Loud Kiss]

1382
01:02:21,700 --> 01:02:22,900
What is this?

1383
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,400
This...is chemical burn.

1384
01:02:24,500 --> 01:02:25,600
Uh--Aah!
Aah!

1385
01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:27,500
It'll hurt more than
you've ever been burned,

1386
01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:29,100
and you will have a scar.

1387
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:32,600
Narrator: If meditation worked
for cancer, it could work for this.

1388
01:02:32,700 --> 01:02:34,400
Stay with the pain.
Don't shove to center.

1389
01:02:34,500 --> 01:02:36,100
No, no! Oh, God!

1390
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:37,600
Look at your hand.

1391
01:02:37,700 --> 01:02:39,100
The first soap was made
from the ashes of heroes,

1392
01:02:39,100 --> 01:02:40,700
like the first monkey shot into space.

1393
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:42,400
Without pain, without sacrifice,

1394
01:02:42,500 --> 01:02:43,800
we would have nothin'.

1395
01:02:43,900 --> 01:02:46,800
I tried not to think of the
the words ''sear'' or ''flesh.''

1396
01:02:46,900 --> 01:02:48,400
Stop it! This is your pain.

1397
01:02:48,500 --> 01:02:50,000
This is your burning
hand. It's right here.

1398
01:02:50,100 --> 01:02:51,200
I'm going to my cave.

1399
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:52,800
I'm going to my cave
and find my power animal.

1400
01:02:52,900 --> 01:02:55,900
No! Don't deal with it the
way those dead people do!

1401
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:56,900
Come on!

1402
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:58,200
I get the point! OK! Please!

1403
01:02:58,200 --> 01:02:59,800
No. What you’re feeling
is premature enlightenment.

1404
01:03:04,500 --> 01:03:06,400
This is the greatest
moment of your life, man,

1405
01:03:06,500 --> 01:03:09,500
and you're
off somewhere--

1406
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:11,000
Shut up.

1407
01:03:11,100 --> 01:03:12,600
Our fathers were our models for God.

1408
01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:13,900
If our fathers bailed,

1409
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,800
what does that tell you about God?

1410
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:16,800
No, no.

1411
01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:18,500
Listen to me.

1412
01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:20,500
You have to consider the possibility

1413
01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:22,700
that God does not like you,

1414
01:03:22,700 --> 01:03:23,800
He never wanted you.

1415
01:03:23,900 --> 01:03:26,200
In all probability, He hates you.

1416
01:03:26,300 --> 01:03:28,100
This is not the worst
thing that can happen.

1417
01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:29,900
We don't need Him.

1418
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:31,000
We don't! I agree!

1419
01:03:31,100 --> 01:03:32,900
Fuck damnation, man. Fuck redemption.

1420
01:03:32,900 --> 01:03:34,400
We are God's unwanted children?

1421
01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:35,500
So be it!

1422
01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:36,900
[Shouting Incomprehensibly]

1423
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:38,800
Listen! You can run water over your hand

1424
01:03:38,900 --> 01:03:41,200
to make it worse,
or-- look at me--

1425
01:03:41,300 --> 01:03:43,500
or you can use vinegar
to neutralize the burn.

1426
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:44,800
Please let me have some! Please!

1427
01:03:44,900 --> 01:03:46,500
First you have to give up.

1428
01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:49,900
First you have to know, not fear,

1429
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:52,900
know that someday you're gonna die.

1430
01:03:52,900 --> 01:03:54,700
You don't know how this feels!

1431
01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:55,700
[Sobbing]

1432
01:04:00,100 --> 01:04:01,200
It's only after we've lost everything

1433
01:04:01,300 --> 01:04:03,300
that we're free to do anything.

1434
01:04:05,300 --> 01:04:06,200
OK.

1435
01:04:21,500 --> 01:04:22,800
Congratulations.

1436
01:04:22,900 --> 01:04:25,700
You're one step closer
to hitting bottom.

1437
01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:30,300
Narrator: Tyler sold his
soap to department stores

1438
01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:32,200
at $20 a bar.

1439
01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:33,600
God knows what they charged.

1440
01:04:33,700 --> 01:04:36,300
This is the best soap.

1441
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:37,900
Why, thank you, Suzie.

1442
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:39,500
Narrator: It was beautiful.

1443
01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:41,000
We were selling rich women

1444
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:43,300
their own fat asses back to them.

1445
01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:46,500
He was wearing his yellow tie.

1446
01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:49,100
I didn't even wear a
tie to work anymore.

1447
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:50,800
''The first rule of Fight Club

1448
01:04:50,900 --> 01:04:52,600
is you don't talk about Fight Club''?

1449
01:04:52,700 --> 01:04:54,300
Narrator: I'm half asleep again.

1450
01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:56,200
I must've left the original
in the copy machine.

1451
01:04:56,300 --> 01:04:58,800
''The second rule of Fight
Club--'' Is this yours?

1452
01:04:58,900 --> 01:05:00,600
Huh?

1453
01:05:00,700 --> 01:05:02,200
Pretend you're me.

1454
01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:04,000
Make a managerial decision.

1455
01:05:04,100 --> 01:05:06,700
You find this. What would you do?

1456
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:13,300
Well, I gotta tell ya...

1457
01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:16,900
I'd be very, very careful
who you talk to about that.

1458
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:18,700
Because the person who wrote that...

1459
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:20,500
is dangerous.

1460
01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:23,500
And this buttoned-down,
oxford-cloth psycho

1461
01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:25,100
might just snap

1462
01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:27,800
and then stalk from office to office

1463
01:05:27,900 --> 01:05:31,600
with an Armilade AR-1
0 carbine gas-powered

1464
01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:33,200
semi-automatic weapon,

1465
01:05:33,300 --> 01:05:35,100
pumping round after round

1466
01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:37,100
into colleagues and coworkers.

1467
01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:41,800
This might be someone
you've known for years...

1468
01:05:41,900 --> 01:05:45,200
someone very... very...close to you.

1469
01:05:45,300 --> 01:05:48,400
Narrator: Tyler's words
coming out of my mouth.

1470
01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:51,900
And I used to be such a nice guy.

1471
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,300
Maybe you shouldn't bring me
every little piece of trash

1472
01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:56,000
you happen to pick up.

1473
01:05:56,100 --> 01:05:57,500
[Telephone Rings]

1474
01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:00,700
Liability.

1475
01:06:00,700 --> 01:06:02,400
My tit's gonna rot off.

1476
01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:05,900
Will you excuse me? I need to take this.

1477
01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:13,600
What’re you talking about?

1478
01:06:13,700 --> 01:06:15,900
I need you to check and see
if there’s a lump in my breast.

1479
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:17,600
Go to a hospital.

1480
01:06:17,700 --> 01:06:19,900
I can't afford to throw
money away on a doctor.

1481
01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:23,100
I don't know about this, Marla.

1482
01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:24,900
Please?

1483
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:26,700
Narrator: She didn't call Tyler.

1484
01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:28,900
I'm neutral in her book.

1485
01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:32,300
That's nice.

1486
01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:33,900
Taking food to Mrs...

1487
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:35,400
Hannaburr, Mrs. Raines?

1488
01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:36,800
Who are they... exactly?

1489
01:06:36,900 --> 01:06:38,600
Tragically, they're dead.

1490
01:06:38,700 --> 01:06:40,500
I'm alive, and I'm in poverty.

1491
01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:41,500
You want any?

1492
01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:42,500
No. No.

1493
01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:43,900
I got one for you.

1494
01:06:43,900 --> 01:06:45,300
Thanks for the thought.

1495
01:06:47,200 --> 01:06:49,500
What happened to your hand?

1496
01:06:49,500 --> 01:06:50,700
Uh...nothin'.

1497
01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:52,700
Right there.

1498
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:53,700
Uhh.

1499
01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:56,500
Feel anything?

1500
01:06:56,500 --> 01:06:57,500
No.

1501
01:06:57,500 --> 01:06:58,800
Well, make sure.

1502
01:07:00,700 --> 01:07:02,800
Ok, I'm-- I'm
pretty sure.

1503
01:07:02,900 --> 01:07:03,900
You feel nothing.

1504
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:06,000
No. Nothing.

1505
01:07:08,100 --> 01:07:10,000
Well, that's a relief.

1506
01:07:10,100 --> 01:07:11,300
Thank you.

1507
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:13,300
Uh, um... no problem.

1508
01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:15,500
I wish I could return the favor.

1509
01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:17,700
There's not a lot of breast
cancer in the men in my family.

1510
01:07:17,800 --> 01:07:19,200
Could check your prostate.

1511
01:07:19,300 --> 01:07:21,300
I think I'm OK.

1512
01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:23,600
Well, thanks, anyway.

1513
01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:29,900
Are we done?

1514
01:07:29,900 --> 01:07:33,300
Yeah, we're done. See you...around.

1515
01:07:50,700 --> 01:07:51,600
Cornelius?

1516
01:07:52,800 --> 01:07:53,700
Cornelius!

1517
01:07:55,200 --> 01:07:56,500
It's me...

1518
01:07:56,500 --> 01:07:57,900
Bob!

1519
01:07:58,000 --> 01:07:59,400
Hey...Bob.

1520
01:08:01,300 --> 01:08:02,900
Hey. Uhh!

1521
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:04,200
We all thought you were dead.

1522
01:08:04,300 --> 01:08:06,400
No, no. Still here. [Chuckles]

1523
01:08:06,500 --> 01:08:08,400
How are you, Bob?

1524
01:08:08,500 --> 01:08:10,300
Better than I've ever
been in my whole life.

1525
01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:13,100
Really. You still
remaining men together?

1526
01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:15,300
No, no. I got somethin'
so much better now.

1527
01:08:15,300 --> 01:08:16,800
Really. What is it?

1528
01:08:18,300 --> 01:08:20,000
Well...

1529
01:08:20,100 --> 01:08:22,200
first rule is...

1530
01:08:22,300 --> 01:08:24,100
I'm not supposed to talk about it.

1531
01:08:25,300 --> 01:08:26,600
And the second rule is,

1532
01:08:26,700 --> 01:08:28,400
I'm not supposed to talk about it.

1533
01:08:28,500 --> 01:08:30,100
And the third rule is...

1534
01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:32,600
Bob. Bob. I'm a member.

1535
01:08:32,600 --> 01:08:35,200
Look at my face, Bob.

1536
01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:37,200
[Laughing]

1537
01:08:37,300 --> 01:08:39,500
That's fuckin'--
That's fuckin' great.

1538
01:08:39,500 --> 01:08:41,500
I've...I've never seen you there.

1539
01:08:41,500 --> 01:08:43,300
I go Tuesdays and Thursdays.

1540
01:08:43,300 --> 01:08:45,300
I go Saturday.

1541
01:08:45,400 --> 01:08:46,600
Congratulations.

1542
01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:49,800
Yeah. Hey, to both of us, right?

1543
01:08:49,900 --> 01:08:51,600
Have you heard about the
guy that invented this thing?

1544
01:08:51,700 --> 01:08:53,300
Well, uh, yeah,
actually. I--

1545
01:08:53,400 --> 01:08:55,600
I hear all kinds of things.

1546
01:08:55,700 --> 01:08:59,900
Supposedly...he was born
in a mental institution.

1547
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:03,600
And he sleeps only one hour a night.

1548
01:09:03,700 --> 01:09:05,000
He's a great man.

1549
01:09:05,100 --> 01:09:06,000
Oh...

1550
01:09:06,100 --> 01:09:08,300
Do you know about Tyler Durden?

1551
01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:13,000
[Spectators Shouting And Hollering]

1552
01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:18,900
Ha ha ha!

1553
01:09:23,900 --> 01:09:25,500
Take him down!

1554
01:09:25,500 --> 01:09:27,200
Take him down!

1555
01:09:27,300 --> 01:09:28,600
Take him down!

1556
01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:36,100
I didn't hurt you, did I?

1557
01:09:36,100 --> 01:09:38,700
Actually, you did.

1558
01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:40,400
Thank you for this.

1559
01:09:40,500 --> 01:09:42,600
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

1560
01:09:42,700 --> 01:09:43,600
Narrator: Fight Club.

1561
01:09:43,700 --> 01:09:45,600
Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob.

1562
01:09:45,600 --> 01:09:47,200
This was mine and Tyler's gift...

1563
01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:49,500
our gift to the world.

1564
01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:51,400
Look around. Look around.

1565
01:09:51,500 --> 01:09:53,400
I see a lot of new faces.

1566
01:09:53,400 --> 01:09:54,400
- Ha ha!
- Ha ha!

1567
01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:55,400
Shut up!

1568
01:09:56,700 --> 01:09:58,600
Which means a lot of you

1569
01:09:58,600 --> 01:10:01,500
have been breaking the
first 2 rules of Fight Club.

1570
01:10:09,800 --> 01:10:11,100
Man, I see in Fight Club

1571
01:10:11,200 --> 01:10:14,000
the strongest and smartest
men who've ever lived.

1572
01:10:14,100 --> 01:10:16,600
I see all this potential.

1573
01:10:16,700 --> 01:10:18,000
And I see squandering.

1574
01:10:19,300 --> 01:10:20,400
God damn it.

1575
01:10:20,500 --> 01:10:23,400
An entire generation pumping gas...

1576
01:10:23,500 --> 01:10:25,000
waiting tables...

1577
01:10:25,100 --> 01:10:27,000
slaves with white collars.

1578
01:10:29,800 --> 01:10:32,900
Advertising has its taste
in cars and clothes...

1579
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:36,200
working jobs we hate so we
can buy shit we don't need.

1580
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:42,600
We're the middle
children of history, man.

1581
01:10:42,700 --> 01:10:45,100
No purpose or place.

1582
01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:48,600
We have no Great War...
no Great Depression.

1583
01:10:51,200 --> 01:10:54,000
Our Great War's a spiritual war.

1584
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:57,300
Our Great Depression is our lives.

1585
01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:02,600
We've all been raised on television

1586
01:11:02,700 --> 01:11:04,600
to believe that one day
we'd all be millionaires

1587
01:11:04,700 --> 01:11:07,200
and movie gods and rock stars.

1588
01:11:07,300 --> 01:11:09,000
But we won't.

1589
01:11:09,100 --> 01:11:11,000
We're slowly learning that fact.

1590
01:11:12,300 --> 01:11:14,900
And we're very, very pissed off.

1591
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:15,900
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1592
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:17,900
[The Men Murmur]

1593
01:11:19,900 --> 01:11:23,300
First rule of Fight Club
is you do not talk about--

1594
01:11:23,400 --> 01:11:24,800
[Loud Banging]

1595
01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:30,000
Who are you?

1596
01:11:31,200 --> 01:11:32,400
Who am I?

1597
01:11:32,500 --> 01:11:33,500
Yeah.

1598
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:36,100
There's a sign in the front

1599
01:11:36,100 --> 01:11:37,200
that says '' Lou's Tavern.''

1600
01:11:38,300 --> 01:11:40,500
I'm fuckin' Lou.

1601
01:11:40,600 --> 01:11:42,200
Who the fuck are you?

1602
01:11:42,300 --> 01:11:44,300
Tyler Durden.

1603
01:11:47,700 --> 01:11:50,300
Who told you motherfuckers
that you could use my place?

1604
01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:52,400
We have a deal worked out with Irvin.

1605
01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:53,500
Irvin?

1606
01:11:53,500 --> 01:11:56,100
Irvin's at home with
a broken collarbone.

1607
01:11:56,100 --> 01:11:57,800
He don't own this place.

1608
01:11:57,800 --> 01:11:58,800
I do.

1609
01:12:00,900 --> 01:12:02,900
How much money is he gettin' for this?

1610
01:12:02,900 --> 01:12:04,200
There is no money.

1611
01:12:04,300 --> 01:12:06,900
- Really. Ain't that somethin'?
- Free to all.

1612
01:12:06,900 --> 01:12:08,800
It is, actually.

1613
01:12:08,900 --> 01:12:11,300
Look, stupid fuck...

1614
01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:12,900
I want everybody outta here right now.

1615
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:16,200
Hey. You should Join our club.

1616
01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:19,000
Did you hear what I just said?

1617
01:12:19,100 --> 01:12:20,800
You and your friend.

1618
01:12:20,900 --> 01:12:22,700
Oomp!

1619
01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:23,800
Uhh!

1620
01:12:23,900 --> 01:12:25,800
You hear me now?!

1621
01:12:27,300 --> 01:12:29,500
No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou.

1622
01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:30,600
Ooh!

1623
01:12:30,700 --> 01:12:31,600
Pfft!

1624
01:12:33,400 --> 01:12:34,300
Ohhh...

1625
01:12:35,900 --> 01:12:37,600
Still not gettin' it.

1626
01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:40,500
Aah! OK, OK, OK. I got it.

1627
01:12:40,600 --> 01:12:43,000
I got it. I got it. Shit, I lost it.

1628
01:12:43,100 --> 01:12:44,700
Ooh!

1629
01:12:44,700 --> 01:12:45,900
Back! All of you!

1630
01:12:46,900 --> 01:12:47,900
[Gun Cocks]

1631
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:49,000
Everybody back.

1632
01:12:51,300 --> 01:12:53,100
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

1633
01:12:55,100 --> 01:12:57,300
Ha ha ha ha ha!

1634
01:12:57,400 --> 01:12:59,400
Aw, Lou...

1635
01:12:59,500 --> 01:13:01,500
Come on, man.

1636
01:13:01,500 --> 01:13:03,100
We really like this place.

1637
01:13:04,500 --> 01:13:05,900
Ohh!

1638
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:10,900
[Tyler Half Sobs, Half
Laughs Hysterically]

1639
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:12,100
Ohhh...

1640
01:13:12,200 --> 01:13:15,200
- That's right, Lou, get
it-- - Shut the fuck up!

1641
01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:17,000
Oh, yeah!

1642
01:13:17,100 --> 01:13:19,600
Yeah! Ha ha ha ha ha!

1643
01:13:19,700 --> 01:13:21,900
Ho ho ho ha ha ha!

1644
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:23,200
Think that's fuckin' funny?!

1645
01:13:23,300 --> 01:13:25,300
Ho ho, ho! Ha ha ha ha!

1646
01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:28,300
Ha ha ha ha--
Ohh! Ho ho ho!

1647
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:34,900
Fuckin' guys are loony, I'm tellin' ya.

1648
01:13:37,100 --> 01:13:39,100
Unbelievable. Aah!

1649
01:13:41,800 --> 01:13:42,900
[Choking]

1650
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:44,200
You don't know where I've been, Lou.

1651
01:13:44,300 --> 01:13:46,000
- Oh, my God!
- Ha ha ha!

1652
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:48,900
You don't know where I've been! Ha ha!

1653
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:51,300
Ha ha ha ha ha!

1654
01:13:51,300 --> 01:13:53,600
Lou! Please let us keep it, Lou!

1655
01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:55,100
Please, Lou!

1656
01:13:55,200 --> 01:13:57,700
Fuckin' use the basement! Christ!

1657
01:13:57,700 --> 01:14:00,600
I want your word, Lou! I want your word!

1658
01:14:00,700 --> 01:14:02,600
On my mother's honor.

1659
01:14:04,400 --> 01:14:05,300
Uhh!

1660
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:08,800
Lou!

1661
01:14:08,900 --> 01:14:10,500
Aaahh!

1662
01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:12,900
Thanks, Lou.

1663
01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:16,900
You, too, big guy.

1664
01:14:21,300 --> 01:14:22,800
See you next week.

1665
01:14:39,100 --> 01:14:41,400
This week... each one of you...

1666
01:14:41,500 --> 01:14:43,600
has a homework assignment.

1667
01:14:43,700 --> 01:14:44,900
You're gonna go out.

1668
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:47,400
You're gonna start a fight
with a total stranger.

1669
01:14:50,800 --> 01:14:52,400
You're gonna start a fight.

1670
01:14:53,500 --> 01:14:54,900
And you're gonna lose.

1671
01:14:58,000 --> 01:14:59,700
Excellent choice, sir.

1672
01:15:01,700 --> 01:15:03,400
Hey! Watch out, Jackass!

1673
01:15:03,500 --> 01:15:04,500
Come on!

1674
01:15:04,600 --> 01:15:07,200
Narrator: Now, this is
not as easy as it sounds.

1675
01:15:09,200 --> 01:15:11,000
I'm thinkin' you
really--What?!

1676
01:15:11,100 --> 01:15:12,500
Son of a bitch!

1677
01:15:12,600 --> 01:15:15,500
Narrator: Most people...
normal people...

1678
01:15:15,500 --> 01:15:17,600
do just about anything to avoid a fight.

1679
01:15:19,200 --> 01:15:21,400
Excuse me. You sprayed
me with your hose.

1680
01:15:21,500 --> 01:15:22,700
Like that?

1681
01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:24,100
That's not necessary.

1682
01:15:24,200 --> 01:15:26,100
Dave! Go call 911 !

1683
01:15:27,900 --> 01:15:28,800
Aaahh!

1684
01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:32,100
Stop it!

1685
01:15:32,100 --> 01:15:33,100
Stop it!

1686
01:15:35,700 --> 01:15:36,600
Sorry.

1687
01:15:36,700 --> 01:15:38,600
What did--
Come here!

1688
01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:40,800
Leave me alone! You crazy?

1689
01:15:40,900 --> 01:15:41,800
Uhh!

1690
01:15:43,100 --> 01:15:44,200
Uhh! Uhh!

1691
01:15:45,400 --> 01:15:46,400
Bastard!

1692
01:15:52,100 --> 01:15:53,600
We need to talk.

1693
01:15:56,300 --> 01:15:57,200
OK.

1694
01:15:57,300 --> 01:15:58,200
[Door Closes]

1695
01:15:59,800 --> 01:16:01,100
Where to begin?

1696
01:16:01,200 --> 01:16:03,600
With your constant absenteeism?

1697
01:16:03,700 --> 01:16:06,800
With your unpresentable appearance?

1698
01:16:06,800 --> 01:16:08,200
You're up for review.

1699
01:16:08,300 --> 01:16:11,500
I am Jack’s... complete
lack of surprise.

1700
01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:12,500
What?

1701
01:16:12,600 --> 01:16:13,500
Let's pretend.

1702
01:16:13,600 --> 01:16:15,400
You're the Department of Transportation.

1703
01:16:15,500 --> 01:16:16,500
OK?

1704
01:16:16,500 --> 01:16:20,200
Someone informs you that this company

1705
01:16:20,300 --> 01:16:22,300
installs front seat mounting brackets

1706
01:16:22,300 --> 01:16:24,400
that never pass collision tests...

1707
01:16:24,400 --> 01:16:27,900
brake linings that fail
after a thousand miles,

1708
01:16:27,900 --> 01:16:30,100
and fuel injectors that explode

1709
01:16:30,200 --> 01:16:31,900
and burn people alive.

1710
01:16:33,300 --> 01:16:34,300
What then?

1711
01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:36,700
Are you threatening me?

1712
01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:37,800
No...

1713
01:16:37,800 --> 01:16:39,600
Get the fuck outta here. You're fired.

1714
01:16:39,700 --> 01:16:41,400
I have a better solution.

1715
01:16:41,400 --> 01:16:44,900
You keep me on the payroll
as an outside consultant.

1716
01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:46,700
And in exchange for my salary,

1717
01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:48,600
my job will be never to tell people

1718
01:16:48,700 --> 01:16:50,900
these things that I know.

1719
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:53,000
I don't even have to
come into the office.

1720
01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:54,500
I can do this job from home.

1721
01:16:56,300 --> 01:16:58,200
Who--Who the fuck
do you think you are,

1722
01:16:58,300 --> 01:17:01,000
you crazy little shit?

1723
01:17:05,200 --> 01:17:06,700
Security?

1724
01:17:06,800 --> 01:17:08,700
Narrator: I am Jack's smirking revenge.

1725
01:17:08,800 --> 01:17:10,000
Ohh!

1726
01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:16,000
Ohh!

1727
01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:17,400
Ahh...ahh...

1728
01:17:17,400 --> 01:17:19,800
What the hell are you doing?

1729
01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:30,300
Ohh...that hurt.

1730
01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:35,200
Why would you do that?

1731
01:17:35,300 --> 01:17:36,600
Oh, my God.

1732
01:17:36,600 --> 01:17:38,300
No! Please stop!

1733
01:17:38,400 --> 01:17:41,000
[Making Strangulation Sounds]

1734
01:17:41,100 --> 01:17:43,500
Uhh! Uh...Uhh!

1735
01:17:48,500 --> 01:17:49,700
What are you doing?

1736
01:17:50,900 --> 01:17:52,900
Oh, God, no! Please! No!

1737
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:55,700
Narrator: For some reason,
I thought of my first fight

1738
01:17:55,700 --> 01:17:57,100
with Tyler.

1739
01:17:57,200 --> 01:17:58,100
No!

1740
01:18:23,200 --> 01:18:25,500
Under and behind and inside,

1741
01:18:25,500 --> 01:18:27,700
everything this man took for granted...

1742
01:18:27,800 --> 01:18:30,200
something horrible had been growing.

1743
01:18:31,400 --> 01:18:32,500
Now, look.

1744
01:18:32,500 --> 01:18:34,900
Give me the paychecks like I asked,

1745
01:18:34,900 --> 01:18:37,300
and you won't ever see me again.

1746
01:18:37,300 --> 01:18:40,800
And right then, at our most
excellent moment together...

1747
01:18:43,100 --> 01:18:45,300
Oh...thank God.

1748
01:18:45,400 --> 01:18:47,200
Please don't hit me again. Please...

1749
01:18:47,300 --> 01:18:49,400
Telephone, computer, fax machine,

1750
01:18:49,500 --> 01:18:53,800
52 weekly paychecks, and
48 airline flight coupons.

1751
01:18:53,800 --> 01:18:56,200
We now had corporate sponsorship.

1752
01:18:56,300 --> 01:18:58,500
This is how Tyler and I
were able to have Fight Club

1753
01:18:58,600 --> 01:19:00,100
every night of the week.

1754
01:19:00,100 --> 01:19:02,700
[Crowd Cheering]

1755
01:19:02,800 --> 01:19:05,300
Now nobody was the center of Fight Club

1756
01:19:05,400 --> 01:19:07,400
except the 2 men fighting.

1757
01:19:07,400 --> 01:19:11,400
The leader walked through the
crowd, out in the darkness.

1758
01:19:12,700 --> 01:19:15,600
Tyler was now involved
in a class-action lawsuit

1759
01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:18,200
with the Pressman Hotel over
the urine content of their soup.

1760
01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:27,000
I am Jack’s wasted life.

1761
01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:34,600
Yeah! Yeah! Ha ha! Yeah!

1762
01:19:34,800 --> 01:19:36,100
There you are, sir.

1763
01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:42,000
Tyler dreamed up new
homework assignments.

1764
01:19:42,100 --> 01:19:44,700
He handed them out in sealed envelopes.

1765
01:20:23,900 --> 01:20:25,500
Did you know there's a Fight Club

1766
01:20:25,600 --> 01:20:26,500
up in Delaware City?

1767
01:20:26,600 --> 01:20:27,500
Yeah, I heard.

1768
01:20:27,600 --> 01:20:28,600
[Car Alarm]

1769
01:20:28,700 --> 01:20:31,300
There's one in Penn's Grove, too.

1770
01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:33,600
Bob even found one up in Newcastle.

1771
01:20:33,700 --> 01:20:35,600
Yeah. Did you start that one?

1772
01:20:35,700 --> 01:20:37,100
No. I thought you did.

1773
01:20:37,200 --> 01:20:38,400
Nah.

1774
01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:39,400
Pff!.

1775
01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:42,500
[Car Alarm]

1776
01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:29,700
Stop for a second.

1777
01:21:29,800 --> 01:21:31,200
Hey, what are we doing?

1778
01:21:31,300 --> 01:21:32,200
Turn around.

1779
01:21:32,300 --> 01:21:33,800
What are we doing?

1780
01:21:33,800 --> 01:21:34,800
Homework assignment.

1781
01:21:34,800 --> 01:21:36,100
What kind of homework assignment?

1782
01:21:36,200 --> 01:21:37,400
Human sacrifice.

1783
01:21:37,500 --> 01:21:38,600
Hey, is that a gun?

1784
01:21:38,700 --> 01:21:40,100
Please. Please tell me that's not a gun.

1785
01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:41,100
It's a gun.

1786
01:21:41,200 --> 01:21:42,100
What are you doing?

1787
01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:43,100
Meet me in the back.

1788
01:21:43,200 --> 01:21:44,600
Hey, don't fuck around.

1789
01:21:44,700 --> 01:21:45,900
Meet me in the back.

1790
01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:48,100
Narrator: On a long enough time line,

1791
01:21:48,200 --> 01:21:50,500
the survival rate for
everyone drops to zero.

1792
01:21:51,700 --> 01:21:53,600
What are you doing? Come on.

1793
01:21:53,700 --> 01:21:55,100
Hands behind your back.

1794
01:21:55,100 --> 01:21:56,100
God.

1795
01:21:56,100 --> 01:21:57,200
Give me your wallet.

1796
01:21:58,500 --> 01:21:59,800
Raymond K. Hessel,

1797
01:21:59,900 --> 01:22:02,900
1320 Southeast Banning, apartment A.

1798
01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:04,300
Small, cramped basement
apartment, Raymond?

1799
01:22:04,400 --> 01:22:05,400
How did you know?

1800
01:22:05,500 --> 01:22:07,100
Because they give shitty
basement apartments

1801
01:22:07,200 --> 01:22:09,100
letters instead of numbers.

1802
01:22:09,200 --> 01:22:10,600
Raymond...

1803
01:22:10,700 --> 01:22:12,100
you're going to die.

1804
01:22:12,200 --> 01:22:13,700
[Crying] Oh, my God, no...

1805
01:22:13,700 --> 01:22:14,900
Is that your mom and dad?

1806
01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:16,500
Mom and dad are going to have to call up

1807
01:22:16,600 --> 01:22:17,600
kindly Dr.
So-And-So

1808
01:22:17,600 --> 01:22:19,000
to pick up your dental records.

1809
01:22:19,100 --> 01:22:20,300
You want to know why?

1810
01:22:20,400 --> 01:22:22,100
Because there's going to be
nothing left of your face.

1811
01:22:22,200 --> 01:22:23,900
- Aw, come on.
- [Crying]

1812
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:26,400
An expired community
college student I.D.

1813
01:22:26,500 --> 01:22:27,900
What'd you study, Raymond?

1814
01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:29,600
S-S-S-Stuff.

1815
01:22:29,600 --> 01:22:31,000
Stuff?

1816
01:22:31,100 --> 01:22:33,200
Were the midterms hard?

1817
01:22:33,300 --> 01:22:34,300
[Whimpering]

1818
01:22:34,300 --> 01:22:35,700
I asked you what you studied.

1819
01:22:35,800 --> 01:22:36,900
Biology, mostly.

1820
01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:38,100
Why?

1821
01:22:38,200 --> 01:22:40,100
I--I
don't know.

1822
01:22:40,200 --> 01:22:43,600
What did you want to
be, Raymond K. Hessel?

1823
01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:45,000
[Click]

1824
01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:47,200
The question, Raymond,

1825
01:22:47,200 --> 01:22:50,600
was what did you want to be?

1826
01:22:50,800 --> 01:22:52,600
Answer him, Raymond! Jesus!

1827
01:22:52,700 --> 01:22:54,100
Veterinarian! Veterinarian!

1828
01:22:54,100 --> 01:22:55,200
Animals.

1829
01:22:55,300 --> 01:22:57,200
Yeah, animal
s-s-s--

1830
01:22:57,300 --> 01:22:58,300
Stuff. Yeah, I got that.

1831
01:22:58,400 --> 01:22:59,400
That means you have
to get more schooling.

1832
01:22:59,500 --> 01:23:00,900
Too much school.

1833
01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:02,400
Would you rather be dead?

1834
01:23:02,400 --> 01:23:03,400
No...

1835
01:23:03,400 --> 01:23:04,700
Would you rather die, here,

1836
01:23:04,700 --> 01:23:06,200
on your knees,

1837
01:23:06,200 --> 01:23:08,000
in the back of a convenience store?

1838
01:23:08,100 --> 01:23:09,700
[Whimpering] No...No, please...

1839
01:23:09,700 --> 01:23:11,000
no...

1840
01:23:11,100 --> 01:23:12,800
[Releases Hammer]

1841
01:23:14,300 --> 01:23:15,800
I'm keeping your license.

1842
01:23:17,100 --> 01:23:18,700
Gonna check in on you.

1843
01:23:18,700 --> 01:23:20,700
I know where you live.

1844
01:23:20,700 --> 01:23:23,700
If you’re not on your way
to becoming a veterinarian

1845
01:23:23,700 --> 01:23:25,400
in 6 weeks, you will be dead.

1846
01:23:25,500 --> 01:23:27,200
[Whimpering]

1847
01:23:27,300 --> 01:23:29,100
Now run on home.

1848
01:23:33,900 --> 01:23:36,200
Run, Forrest, run!

1849
01:23:37,800 --> 01:23:39,200
I feel ill.

1850
01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:42,400
Imagine how he feels.

1851
01:23:42,500 --> 01:23:44,400
Come on, this isn't funny!

1852
01:23:44,500 --> 01:23:45,900
That wasn't funny.

1853
01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:48,000
What the fuck was the point of that?

1854
01:23:48,100 --> 01:23:49,500
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day

1855
01:23:49,600 --> 01:23:51,000
of Raymond K. Hessel's life.

1856
01:23:51,100 --> 01:23:52,500
His breakfast will taste better

1857
01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:55,500
than any meal you and
I have ever tasted.

1858
01:23:57,000 --> 01:23:59,600
Narrator: You had to give it to him.

1859
01:23:59,700 --> 01:24:01,100
Come on.

1860
01:24:01,100 --> 01:24:02,100
He had a plan.

1861
01:24:02,200 --> 01:24:04,100
And it started to make sense

1862
01:24:04,200 --> 01:24:05,500
in a Tyler sort of way.

1863
01:24:05,600 --> 01:24:06,600
No fear.

1864
01:24:06,700 --> 01:24:08,600
No distractions.

1865
01:24:08,700 --> 01:24:12,000
The ability to let that
which does not matter

1866
01:24:12,100 --> 01:24:14,100
truly slide.

1867
01:24:26,200 --> 01:24:27,800
You're not your job.

1868
01:24:30,100 --> 01:24:33,300
You're not how much money
you have in the bank.

1869
01:24:35,100 --> 01:24:37,900
You're not the car you drive.

1870
01:24:37,900 --> 01:24:40,500
You're not the contents of your wallet.

1871
01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:44,000
You're not your fuckin' khakis.

1872
01:24:46,200 --> 01:24:49,700
You're the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

1873
01:24:58,700 --> 01:25:01,600
I'll be out of your way in a sec.

1874
01:25:01,700 --> 01:25:03,200
You don't have to go.

1875
01:25:05,300 --> 01:25:06,400
Whatever.

1876
01:25:07,500 --> 01:25:10,400
No, I mean, uh...

1877
01:25:10,500 --> 01:25:11,700
It's OK.

1878
01:25:21,100 --> 01:25:24,000
Are you still going to groups?

1879
01:25:24,100 --> 01:25:25,200
Yeah.

1880
01:25:27,300 --> 01:25:29,200
Chloe's dead.

1881
01:25:29,200 --> 01:25:31,900
Ah, Chloe.

1882
01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:34,200
When did that happen?

1883
01:25:34,200 --> 01:25:36,600
Do you care?

1884
01:25:36,700 --> 01:25:38,000
I don't know.

1885
01:25:38,100 --> 01:25:40,300
I haven't thought about it in a while.

1886
01:25:40,400 --> 01:25:42,600
Yeah, well...

1887
01:25:42,700 --> 01:25:45,800
I think it was a smart move on her part.

1888
01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:48,300
Hey, listen, uh...

1889
01:25:48,400 --> 01:25:52,000
what are you getting out of all this?

1890
01:25:52,100 --> 01:25:53,300
What?

1891
01:25:54,500 --> 01:25:55,900
I mean, all this.

1892
01:25:56,000 --> 01:25:57,400
Why do you keep...

1893
01:25:57,500 --> 01:26:00,000
Is this making you happy?

1894
01:26:01,600 --> 01:26:03,700
Yeah, well, sometimes.

1895
01:26:05,100 --> 01:26:07,500
I don't know. I don't understand.

1896
01:26:07,600 --> 01:26:09,500
Why does a weaker person

1897
01:26:09,600 --> 01:26:12,000
need to latch on to a strong person?

1898
01:26:12,100 --> 01:26:13,400
What is that?

1899
01:26:13,500 --> 01:26:15,600
Well, what do you get out of it?

1900
01:26:17,500 --> 01:26:19,500
No--It's--It's not
the same thing at all.

1901
01:26:19,500 --> 01:26:21,400
I mean, we're...It's
totally different with us.

1902
01:26:21,500 --> 01:26:22,600
We're--We're--

1903
01:26:22,600 --> 01:26:23,700
Us?

1904
01:26:23,800 --> 01:26:25,600
What do you mean by ''us''?

1905
01:26:25,600 --> 01:26:27,400
I'm sorry, do you hear this?

1906
01:26:27,400 --> 01:26:28,500
Hear what?

1907
01:26:28,500 --> 01:26:30,500
You're not hearing all that noise?

1908
01:26:30,600 --> 01:26:31,500
Just--Hold
on a second.

1909
01:26:31,600 --> 01:26:32,700
No, wait. What were you saying?

1910
01:26:32,800 --> 01:26:34,500
Don't change the subject.
I want to talk about this.

1911
01:26:34,500 --> 01:26:36,200
You're not talking about me, are you?

1912
01:26:36,300 --> 01:26:38,100
No. What?

1913
01:26:38,200 --> 01:26:40,000
That day you came over to
my place to play doctor--

1914
01:26:40,100 --> 01:26:41,700
what was going on there?

1915
01:26:41,700 --> 01:26:42,700
What are you talking about?

1916
01:26:42,800 --> 01:26:44,200
Nothing. Nothing.

1917
01:26:44,300 --> 01:26:45,300
I don't think so.

1918
01:26:45,400 --> 01:26:46,700
Come on, what do you want?

1919
01:26:46,800 --> 01:26:48,000
- Look at me.
- No. What?

1920
01:26:48,100 --> 01:26:49,900
Look at me.

1921
01:26:49,900 --> 01:26:51,400
What is that?

1922
01:26:51,400 --> 01:26:53,000
It's nothing. Don't worry about it.

1923
01:26:53,100 --> 01:26:54,000
Oh, my God.

1924
01:26:54,100 --> 01:26:55,100
Who did this?

1925
01:26:55,200 --> 01:26:56,100
A person.

1926
01:26:56,200 --> 01:26:57,200
Guy or girl?

1927
01:26:57,300 --> 01:26:59,300
What do you care if
it’s a guy or a girl?

1928
01:26:59,300 --> 01:27:00,400
What do you care if I ask?

1929
01:27:00,500 --> 01:27:01,600
This is none of your
business. Leave me alone.

1930
01:27:01,700 --> 01:27:02,600
You're afraid to say it.

1931
01:27:02,700 --> 01:27:03,600
I am not afraid to say. Let me go.

1932
01:27:03,700 --> 01:27:04,800
No! Talk to me.

1933
01:27:04,800 --> 01:27:06,000
- No!
- Let go of me. Leave me alone.

1934
01:27:06,100 --> 01:27:07,600
This conversation...

1935
01:27:07,700 --> 01:27:08,800
This conversation...

1936
01:27:08,900 --> 01:27:10,700
is over.

1937
01:27:10,700 --> 01:27:12,200
is over.

1938
01:27:13,300 --> 01:27:15,700
I just can't win with you, can I?

1939
01:27:23,500 --> 01:27:26,500
Hey, this is getting a little old.

1940
01:27:26,500 --> 01:27:28,000
[Doorbell]

1941
01:27:28,100 --> 01:27:30,300
What is--What
is all this?

1942
01:27:30,300 --> 01:27:31,800
What do you think?

1943
01:27:33,200 --> 01:27:36,300
Hey, why do we need bunk beds?

1944
01:27:36,300 --> 01:27:37,300
Hey.

1945
01:27:44,400 --> 01:27:45,900
Too young.

1946
01:27:46,000 --> 01:27:47,600
Sorry.

1947
01:27:47,600 --> 01:27:49,900
What's all that?

1948
01:27:49,900 --> 01:27:52,500
If the applicant is young,
tell him he's too young.

1949
01:27:52,600 --> 01:27:54,000
Old, too old. Fat, too fat.

1950
01:27:54,100 --> 01:27:55,100
Applicant?

1951
01:27:55,100 --> 01:27:57,000
If the applicant then waits for 3 days

1952
01:27:57,100 --> 01:27:59,000
without food, shelter or encouragement,

1953
01:27:59,100 --> 01:28:01,500
he may then enter and
begin his training.

1954
01:28:01,600 --> 01:28:03,100
Training for what?

1955
01:28:08,300 --> 01:28:10,200
You think this is a game?

1956
01:28:10,300 --> 01:28:12,200
You're too young to train here.

1957
01:28:12,300 --> 01:28:14,200
End of story. Quit wasting our time.

1958
01:28:14,300 --> 01:28:15,700
Get the fuck out of here.

1959
01:28:20,300 --> 01:28:21,700
Bad news, friend.

1960
01:28:22,900 --> 01:28:24,800
It's not gonna happen.

1961
01:28:24,900 --> 01:28:27,800
I'm sorry if there
was a misunderstanding.

1962
01:28:27,900 --> 01:28:29,900
It's not the end of the world.

1963
01:28:29,900 --> 01:28:31,400
Just go away.

1964
01:28:32,500 --> 01:28:34,300
Go.

1965
01:28:34,400 --> 01:28:36,000
You're trespassing,

1966
01:28:36,100 --> 01:28:38,000
and I will have to call the police.

1967
01:28:41,500 --> 01:28:43,300
Don’t you look at me.

1968
01:28:43,300 --> 01:28:45,100
Do you think you’re ever
getting in this house?

1969
01:28:45,200 --> 01:28:46,600
You're never getting
in this fucking house.

1970
01:28:46,700 --> 01:28:48,500
Never. Now get the fuck off the porch.

1971
01:28:48,600 --> 01:28:50,000
Get off the porch!

1972
01:28:50,100 --> 01:28:51,500
Narrator: Sooner or later,

1973
01:28:51,600 --> 01:28:53,700
we all became what
Tyler wanted us to be.

1974
01:28:53,700 --> 01:28:56,500
I'm gonna go inside and
I'm gonna get a shovel.

1975
01:29:03,600 --> 01:29:05,000
You got 2 black shirts?

1976
01:29:05,100 --> 01:29:06,000
Sir.

1977
01:29:06,100 --> 01:29:07,500
2 pair of black pants?

1978
01:29:07,600 --> 01:29:08,500
Yes, sir.

1979
01:29:08,600 --> 01:29:09,500
One pair of black boots?

1980
01:29:09,600 --> 01:29:10,500
Sir.

1981
01:29:10,600 --> 01:29:11,500
2 pair of black socks?

1982
01:29:11,600 --> 01:29:12,500
Sir.

1983
01:29:12,600 --> 01:29:13,500
One black jacket?

1984
01:29:13,600 --> 01:29:14,500
Sir.

1985
01:29:14,600 --> 01:29:15,700
$300 personal burial money?

1986
01:29:15,800 --> 01:29:16,900
Yes, sir.

1987
01:29:18,700 --> 01:29:20,300
All right.

1988
01:29:29,000 --> 01:29:30,500
[Snickers]

1989
01:29:30,500 --> 01:29:33,700
You're too old, fat man.

1990
01:29:33,800 --> 01:29:35,300
Your tits are too big.

1991
01:29:35,400 --> 01:29:37,900
Get the fuck off my porch.

1992
01:29:44,400 --> 01:29:46,900
Bob. Bob.

1993
01:30:02,000 --> 01:30:03,400
Like a monkey

1994
01:30:03,500 --> 01:30:05,600
ready to be shot into space.

1995
01:30:05,700 --> 01:30:07,200
Space monkey.

1996
01:30:07,300 --> 01:30:11,500
Ready to sacrifice himself
for the greater good.

1997
01:30:16,400 --> 01:30:20,300
You are too fucking old, fatty!

1998
01:30:20,400 --> 01:30:22,000
And you.

1999
01:30:22,100 --> 01:30:23,700
You're too fucking...

2000
01:30:23,800 --> 01:30:25,100
blond!

2001
01:30:25,100 --> 01:30:27,500
Get out of here, the both of you!

2002
01:30:27,700 --> 01:30:28,400
[Door Slams]

2003
01:30:28,500 --> 01:30:29,900
Narrator: And so it went.

2004
01:30:30,000 --> 01:30:31,900
Tyler: Listen up, maggots.

2005
01:30:32,000 --> 01:30:34,500
You are not special.

2006
01:30:34,500 --> 01:30:37,900
You are not a beautiful
or unique snowflake.

2007
01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:40,400
You are the same decaying organic matter

2008
01:30:40,500 --> 01:30:42,100
as everything else.

2009
01:30:42,200 --> 01:30:44,500
Narrator: Tyler built himself an army.

2010
01:30:44,600 --> 01:30:48,500
Tyler: We are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

2011
01:30:48,600 --> 01:30:52,200
We are all part of
the same compost heap.

2012
01:30:53,900 --> 01:30:57,300
Narrator: Why was Tyler
Durden building an army?

2013
01:30:57,400 --> 01:30:59,000
To what purpose?

2014
01:30:59,100 --> 01:31:00,900
For what greater good?

2015
01:31:04,300 --> 01:31:06,100
In Tyler we trusted.

2016
01:31:10,000 --> 01:31:15,700
No, when he was like, ''You are
not your job,'' I was like...

2017
01:31:15,800 --> 01:31:17,300
Yeah!

2018
01:31:19,000 --> 01:31:20,700
Hey, what's all this?

2019
01:31:20,700 --> 01:31:22,100
[Laughing]

2020
01:31:23,600 --> 01:31:25,400
OK!

2021
01:31:25,500 --> 01:31:27,500
Go on in and celebrate.

2022
01:31:27,600 --> 01:31:29,000
What are we celebrating?

2023
01:31:29,100 --> 01:31:30,000
Go on.

2024
01:31:32,200 --> 01:31:34,500
[TV Playing]

2025
01:31:34,600 --> 01:31:35,500
Hey.

2026
01:31:35,600 --> 01:31:37,000
Let me get that for you.

2027
01:31:38,100 --> 01:31:40,100
[Belches]

2028
01:31:48,200 --> 01:31:50,600
Investigators are on
the scene right now.

2029
01:31:50,700 --> 01:31:53,000
Hold on. Police Commissioner
Jacobs has just arrived.

2030
01:31:53,100 --> 01:31:56,100
Commissioner, Commissioner,
could you please tell us

2031
01:31:56,200 --> 01:31:57,800
what you think has happened here?

2032
01:31:57,900 --> 01:31:59,300
We believe this is one of many

2033
01:31:59,400 --> 01:32:01,500
recent acts of vandalism around the city

2034
01:32:01,600 --> 01:32:04,600
somehow related to
underground boxing clubs.

2035
01:32:04,600 --> 01:32:08,800
We'll be coordinating a
rigorous investigation.

2036
01:32:08,800 --> 01:32:11,300
That was Police Commissioner
Jacobs, who just arrived

2037
01:32:11,300 --> 01:32:13,200
on the scene here of a 4-alarm fire

2038
01:32:13,300 --> 01:32:14,900
that broke out about an hour ago.

2039
01:32:15,000 --> 01:32:16,000
She's hot.

2040
01:32:16,100 --> 01:32:17,500
Live from the Parker Morris Building,

2041
01:32:17,600 --> 01:32:19,500
Lauren Sanchez. Back
to you in the studio.

2042
01:32:19,500 --> 01:32:21,200
- [Laughter]
- Yeah!

2043
01:32:21,200 --> 01:32:22,800
- Ha ha ha ha!
- Yeah.

2044
01:32:22,900 --> 01:32:24,500
Holy shit.

2045
01:32:24,500 --> 01:32:25,500
Yeah!

2046
01:32:25,500 --> 01:32:29,100
[News Anchor Narrating Footage]

2047
01:32:29,200 --> 01:32:30,300
- Yeah!
- Ha ha ha!

2048
01:32:30,400 --> 01:32:31,600
Hoo hoo hoo!

2049
01:32:31,700 --> 01:32:33,300
What the fuck did you guys do?

2050
01:32:33,400 --> 01:32:34,800
News Anchor: ...how the blaze started,

2051
01:32:34,800 --> 01:32:37,500
but arson investigators
are on the premises...

2052
01:32:37,600 --> 01:32:40,900
[Laughing]

2053
01:32:42,700 --> 01:32:45,600
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem

2054
01:32:45,700 --> 01:32:48,100
is you do not ask questions, sir.

2055
01:32:53,500 --> 01:32:56,000
The victory in the war against crime

2056
01:32:56,100 --> 01:32:58,100
will not come overnight.

2057
01:32:58,200 --> 01:33:00,300
It will take dedication and commitment,

2058
01:33:00,400 --> 01:33:02,800
and most of all, cooperation.

2059
01:33:02,900 --> 01:33:04,400
The streets are safer now.

2060
01:33:04,500 --> 01:33:06,800
There is hope in the inner city.

2061
01:33:06,800 --> 01:33:08,800
However, this is only the beginning.

2062
01:33:08,900 --> 01:33:09,900
I gotta take a piss.

2063
01:33:10,000 --> 01:33:12,400
These are the first steps

2064
01:33:12,500 --> 01:33:14,000
in a long journey.

2065
01:33:14,100 --> 01:33:16,400
That is why we have
created Project Hope...

2066
01:33:16,500 --> 01:33:17,600
Bob.

2067
01:33:17,700 --> 01:33:20,600
'' Helping others with
prevention and enforcement.''

2068
01:33:20,700 --> 01:33:23,400
Project Hope will be a joint effort

2069
01:33:23,500 --> 01:33:26,200
between the police
and community leaders.

2070
01:33:26,300 --> 01:33:28,900
It will be a powerful new weapon

2071
01:33:29,000 --> 01:33:30,800
in the war against crime.

2072
01:33:30,800 --> 01:33:32,800
[Applause]

2073
01:34:00,600 --> 01:34:01,700
[Strangled Scream]

2074
01:34:06,200 --> 01:34:08,300
Haahhhh!

2075
01:34:16,000 --> 01:34:18,700
Wrap it around the top
of his hacky sack, Bob.

2076
01:34:18,700 --> 01:34:20,100
Yeah. His balls are ice cold.

2077
01:34:21,500 --> 01:34:22,900
Hi.

2078
01:34:23,000 --> 01:34:25,500
You're gonna call off your
rigorous investigation.

2079
01:34:25,600 --> 01:34:26,600
You're gonna publicly state

2080
01:34:26,700 --> 01:34:29,500
that there is no
underground group, or...

2081
01:34:29,500 --> 01:34:31,300
these guys are gonna take your balls.

2082
01:34:31,400 --> 01:34:33,500
They're gonna send one
to the New York Times,

2083
01:34:33,600 --> 01:34:36,500
one to the L.A. Times
press release style.

2084
01:34:36,600 --> 01:34:37,800
Look...

2085
01:34:37,900 --> 01:34:39,300
the people you are after

2086
01:34:39,400 --> 01:34:41,300
are the people you depend on.

2087
01:34:41,400 --> 01:34:43,500
We cook your meals. We haul your trash.

2088
01:34:43,600 --> 01:34:44,700
We connect your calls.

2089
01:34:44,800 --> 01:34:46,300
We drive your ambulances.

2090
01:34:46,400 --> 01:34:49,700
We guard you while you sleep.

2091
01:34:52,700 --> 01:34:55,600
Do not fuck with us.

2092
01:35:00,400 --> 01:35:02,400
[Muffled Screaming]

2093
01:35:04,300 --> 01:35:05,200
Fooled ya.

2094
01:35:10,200 --> 01:35:14,300
[Rumbling]

2095
01:35:18,600 --> 01:35:20,800
[Dialogue Drowned Out By Noise]

2096
01:35:20,900 --> 01:35:22,700
Bob, you're on this one.

2097
01:35:22,800 --> 01:35:25,200
Let's go.

2098
01:35:25,200 --> 01:35:29,400
Narrator: I am Jack’s
inflamed sense of rejection.

2099
01:35:29,500 --> 01:35:30,400
Hey!

2100
01:35:44,600 --> 01:35:46,000
[Shouting]

2101
01:35:46,100 --> 01:35:47,300
Yeah!

2102
01:35:47,400 --> 01:35:48,800
[Shouting]

2103
01:36:20,100 --> 01:36:22,900
Narrator: I felt like putting
a bullet between the eyes

2104
01:36:23,000 --> 01:36:25,600
of every panda that wouldn't
screw to save its species.

2105
01:36:28,100 --> 01:36:30,600
I wanted to open the dump valves

2106
01:36:30,600 --> 01:36:33,000
on oil tankers and smother
all those French beaches

2107
01:36:33,100 --> 01:36:34,700
I'd never see.

2108
01:36:38,000 --> 01:36:41,400
I wanted to breathe smoke.

2109
01:36:57,600 --> 01:37:01,300
Where'd you go, psycho boy?

2110
01:37:01,400 --> 01:37:04,300
I felt like destroying
something beautiful.

2111
01:37:06,700 --> 01:37:08,100
[Gagging]

2112
01:37:08,200 --> 01:37:10,400
Get him to a fuckin' hospital.

2113
01:37:10,500 --> 01:37:11,400
Yeah.

2114
01:37:22,700 --> 01:37:24,400
Don't worry, Mr. Durden.

2115
01:37:24,500 --> 01:37:26,200
Airport parking, long term.

2116
01:37:27,300 --> 01:37:29,200
After you, Mr. Durden.

2117
01:37:30,500 --> 01:37:32,200
After you.

2118
01:37:50,700 --> 01:37:52,100
Something on your mind, dear?

2119
01:37:52,200 --> 01:37:53,300
No.

2120
01:37:53,300 --> 01:37:54,500
All right, yeah.

2121
01:37:54,500 --> 01:37:56,600
Why wasn’t I told about Project Mayhem?

2122
01:37:56,700 --> 01:37:57,900
[Together] First rule of Project Mayhem

2123
01:37:58,000 --> 01:37:59,800
is you do not ask questions.

2124
01:37:59,900 --> 01:38:00,800
What are you talking about?

2125
01:38:00,900 --> 01:38:02,100
Why didn’t you include
me in the beginning?

2126
01:38:02,200 --> 01:38:03,700
Fight Club was the beginning.

2127
01:38:03,800 --> 01:38:05,400
Now it's moved out of the basement,

2128
01:38:05,500 --> 01:38:06,900
it's called Project Mayhem.

2129
01:38:07,000 --> 01:38:08,400
You and I started Fight Club together.

2130
01:38:08,500 --> 01:38:09,800
Do you remember that?

2131
01:38:09,900 --> 01:38:11,900
It's as much mine as
it is yours, you know.

2132
01:38:11,900 --> 01:38:13,100
Is this about you and me?

2133
01:38:13,200 --> 01:38:15,000
Yeah. I thought we were
doing this together.

2134
01:38:15,000 --> 01:38:16,200
You're missing the point.

2135
01:38:16,300 --> 01:38:18,400
This does not belong to us.

2136
01:38:18,500 --> 01:38:19,700
We are not special.

2137
01:38:19,800 --> 01:38:21,000
Fuck that. You should've told me.

2138
01:38:23,100 --> 01:38:24,200
Hey, Tyler!

2139
01:38:24,300 --> 01:38:25,600
[Horn Honking]

2140
01:38:26,900 --> 01:38:28,700
Goddamn it, Tyler!

2141
01:38:28,800 --> 01:38:30,400
What do you want?! Statement of purpose?

2142
01:38:30,500 --> 01:38:31,500
Should I e-mail you?

2143
01:38:31,600 --> 01:38:33,100
Should I put this on
your action item list?

2144
01:38:33,200 --> 01:38:34,700
You decide your own
level of involvement!

2145
01:38:34,800 --> 01:38:37,500
I will! I want to know
certain things first.

2146
01:38:37,500 --> 01:38:39,200
The first rule of
Project Mayhem--

2147
01:38:39,200 --> 01:38:40,200
Shut up!

2148
01:38:40,200 --> 01:38:42,400
I want to know what you’re thinking.

2149
01:38:42,500 --> 01:38:43,400
Fuck what you know.

2150
01:38:43,500 --> 01:38:44,700
You need to forget about what you know.

2151
01:38:44,800 --> 01:38:45,700
That's your problem.

2152
01:38:45,800 --> 01:38:47,000
Forget about what you think you know

2153
01:38:47,100 --> 01:38:48,900
about life, about friendship,

2154
01:38:49,000 --> 01:38:51,400
and especially about you and me.

2155
01:38:51,400 --> 01:38:52,400
What?

2156
01:38:52,500 --> 01:38:54,700
What is that supposed to mean? What...

2157
01:38:58,100 --> 01:38:59,000
What are you doing?

2158
01:39:01,200 --> 01:39:03,900
Guys, what do you wish
you'd done before you die?

2159
01:39:04,000 --> 01:39:05,000
Paint a self-portrait.

2160
01:39:05,100 --> 01:39:06,000
Build a house.

2161
01:39:06,100 --> 01:39:07,500
And you?

2162
01:39:07,600 --> 01:39:10,200
I don't know. Get in the right lane.

2163
01:39:10,200 --> 01:39:11,800
I have to know the
answer to this question.

2164
01:39:11,900 --> 01:39:13,000
If you were to die right now,

2165
01:39:13,000 --> 01:39:15,000
how would you feel about your life?

2166
01:39:15,000 --> 01:39:16,100
I don't know!

2167
01:39:16,200 --> 01:39:17,300
I wouldn't feel anything
good about my life.

2168
01:39:17,400 --> 01:39:18,700
Is that what you want
to hear me say? Fine.

2169
01:39:18,800 --> 01:39:20,400
- Come on!
- Not good enough.

2170
01:39:20,500 --> 01:39:22,300
- [Honking]
- Stop fucking around!

2171
01:39:22,300 --> 01:39:23,600
Tyler!

2172
01:39:23,700 --> 01:39:25,700
[Honking]

2173
01:39:25,800 --> 01:39:27,800
Jesus Christ!

2174
01:39:27,900 --> 01:39:29,000
Goddamn it!

2175
01:39:29,100 --> 01:39:30,700
Goddamn it! Fuck you!

2176
01:39:30,700 --> 01:39:32,100
Fuck Fight Club.

2177
01:39:32,200 --> 01:39:34,800
Fuck Marla. I'm sick of all your shit.

2178
01:39:34,900 --> 01:39:36,900
OK.

2179
01:39:36,900 --> 01:39:38,600
OK.

2180
01:39:38,700 --> 01:39:40,200
Quit screwing around. Take the wheel.

2181
01:39:40,300 --> 01:39:41,200
Look at you.

2182
01:39:41,300 --> 01:39:42,200
Take the wheel!

2183
01:39:42,300 --> 01:39:44,100
Look at you! You're fuckin' pathetic!

2184
01:39:44,100 --> 01:39:45,700
Why? Why? What are you talking about?

2185
01:39:45,800 --> 01:39:49,200
Why do you think I blew up your condo?

2186
01:39:50,400 --> 01:39:51,400
What?

2187
01:39:51,500 --> 01:39:53,500
Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat.

2188
01:39:53,600 --> 01:39:55,500
It's not a goddamn seminar.

2189
01:39:55,500 --> 01:39:57,500
Stop trying to control everything

2190
01:39:57,500 --> 01:39:59,100
and just let go.

2191
01:40:01,000 --> 01:40:02,900
Let go!

2192
01:40:02,900 --> 01:40:04,700
All right. Fine.

2193
01:40:05,900 --> 01:40:07,800
Fine.

2194
01:41:05,700 --> 01:41:09,000
Narrator: I'd never
been in a car accident.

2195
01:41:09,100 --> 01:41:12,000
This must have been what
all those people felt like

2196
01:41:12,100 --> 01:41:16,000
before I filed them as
statistics in my reports.

2197
01:41:16,100 --> 01:41:17,400
Goddamn.

2198
01:41:17,400 --> 01:41:18,900
Huh?

2199
01:41:18,900 --> 01:41:20,900
Ha ha ha ha ha hahh!

2200
01:41:21,000 --> 01:41:23,700
We just had a near-life experience.

2201
01:41:29,000 --> 01:41:31,500
In the world I see,

2202
01:41:31,500 --> 01:41:34,300
you're stalking elk through
the damp canyon forest,

2203
01:41:34,400 --> 01:41:36,900
around the ruins of Rockefeller Center.

2204
01:41:39,100 --> 01:41:41,000
You'll wear leather clothes

2205
01:41:41,000 --> 01:41:44,000
that will last you
the rest of your life.

2206
01:41:44,000 --> 01:41:47,500
You'll climb the vines
that wrap the Sears Tower.

2207
01:41:48,900 --> 01:41:50,900
And when you look down,

2208
01:41:50,900 --> 01:41:53,900
you'll see tiny figures pounding corn,

2209
01:41:53,900 --> 01:41:57,400
laying strips of venison
on the empty carpool lane

2210
01:41:57,400 --> 01:41:59,400
of some abandoned superhighway.

2211
01:42:12,300 --> 01:42:13,800
Feel better, champ.

2212
01:42:20,000 --> 01:42:21,700
[Door Closes]

2213
01:42:31,900 --> 01:42:33,900
Narrator: And then...

2214
01:42:34,000 --> 01:42:35,400
Tyler?

2215
01:42:35,500 --> 01:42:37,000
Tyler was gone.

2216
01:42:44,900 --> 01:42:47,100
Was I asleep?

2217
01:42:48,800 --> 01:42:50,100
Had I slept?

2218
01:42:50,100 --> 01:42:51,600
You are not a beautiful

2219
01:42:51,600 --> 01:42:53,100
unique snowflake, do you understand me?

2220
01:42:53,100 --> 01:42:56,100
Narrator: The house had
become a living thing,

2221
01:42:56,100 --> 01:42:58,600
wet inside from so many people

2222
01:42:58,600 --> 01:43:00,000
sweating and breathing.

2223
01:43:00,000 --> 01:43:02,000
We are all from the same compost.

2224
01:43:02,000 --> 01:43:04,200
So many people moving, the house moved.

2225
01:43:06,500 --> 01:43:08,000
Planet Tyler.

2226
01:43:08,000 --> 01:43:10,000
I had to hug the walls.

2227
01:43:10,100 --> 01:43:13,600
Trapped inside this
clockwork of space monkeys.

2228
01:43:13,700 --> 01:43:15,100
You can't be smoking in here.

2229
01:43:15,200 --> 01:43:17,900
Do you know how much ether
we have in this fucking house?

2230
01:43:18,000 --> 01:43:20,300
Cooking, working, and sleeping in teams.

2231
01:43:22,900 --> 01:43:24,600
Hang on a second.

2232
01:43:43,600 --> 01:43:46,200
It's under control, sir.

2233
01:43:48,700 --> 01:43:50,600
Where is Tyler?

2234
01:43:50,700 --> 01:43:53,700
Sir, the first rule of
Project Mayhem is you do not--

2235
01:43:53,700 --> 01:43:55,700
Right, uh...OK.

2236
01:43:58,100 --> 01:44:00,500
I'm all alone.

2237
01:44:00,500 --> 01:44:02,500
My father dumped me.

2238
01:44:02,500 --> 01:44:04,000
Tyler dumped me.

2239
01:44:04,000 --> 01:44:07,200
I am Jack’s broken heart.

2240
01:44:10,500 --> 01:44:13,400
What comes next in Project Mayhem,

2241
01:44:13,500 --> 01:44:15,000
only Tyler knows.

2242
01:44:15,000 --> 01:44:18,500
The second rule is you
do not ask questions.

2243
01:44:21,000 --> 01:44:22,400
Get the fuck away from me.

2244
01:44:22,500 --> 01:44:24,000
Get the fuck away from me!

2245
01:44:24,100 --> 01:44:26,500
Who are all these people?

2246
01:44:31,700 --> 01:44:33,900
Paper Street Soap Company.

2247
01:44:36,100 --> 01:44:38,200
Can I come in?

2248
01:44:41,200 --> 01:44:42,900
He's not here.

2249
01:44:42,900 --> 01:44:45,100
What?

2250
01:44:46,400 --> 01:44:49,800
Tyler isn't here.

2251
01:44:49,900 --> 01:44:52,300
Tyler went away.

2252
01:44:52,400 --> 01:44:53,700
Tyler's gone.

2253
01:45:11,500 --> 01:45:13,200
[Shouting]

2254
01:45:24,400 --> 01:45:25,400
Lay him down!

2255
01:45:25,500 --> 01:45:26,900
Gunshot wounds comin' through!

2256
01:45:26,900 --> 01:45:29,300
Clear some fucking room!

2257
01:45:29,400 --> 01:45:31,700
What happened?! What happened?!

2258
01:45:31,800 --> 01:45:33,300
We were on assignment.
We were supposed to kill

2259
01:45:33,400 --> 01:45:35,900
2 birds with one stone.

2260
01:45:35,900 --> 01:45:38,000
Destroy a piece of corporate art...

2261
01:45:38,100 --> 01:45:40,700
Operation Latte Thunder, go.

2262
01:45:42,600 --> 01:45:44,400
and trash a franchise coffee bar.

2263
01:45:50,900 --> 01:45:52,200
We had it all worked out, sir.

2264
01:46:01,400 --> 01:46:02,400
It went smooth until...

2265
01:46:02,500 --> 01:46:04,700
Police! Freeze!

2266
01:46:04,800 --> 01:46:06,400
Until what?

2267
01:46:06,500 --> 01:46:07,500
They shot Bob.

2268
01:46:09,100 --> 01:46:10,400
They shot him in the head.

2269
01:46:10,400 --> 01:46:11,400
Those fuckin' pigs!

2270
01:46:14,900 --> 01:46:15,900
- Ohh!
- Ohh!

2271
01:46:15,900 --> 01:46:17,900
- Oh, God.
- Son of a--

2272
01:46:19,000 --> 01:46:21,100
Those motherfuckers!

2273
01:46:21,200 --> 01:46:23,000
You morons.

2274
01:46:23,000 --> 01:46:25,300
You're running around in ski masks,

2275
01:46:25,400 --> 01:46:26,500
trying to blow things up.

2276
01:46:26,600 --> 01:46:27,800
What did you think was gonna happen?!

2277
01:46:31,900 --> 01:46:32,900
OK, quick,

2278
01:46:32,900 --> 01:46:34,300
we gotta get rid of the evidence.

2279
01:46:34,400 --> 01:46:35,300
We gotta get rid of this body!

2280
01:46:35,400 --> 01:46:36,400
Bury him.

2281
01:46:36,400 --> 01:46:37,900
What?

2282
01:46:37,900 --> 01:46:38,900
Take him to the garden

2283
01:46:38,900 --> 01:46:40,100
and bury him.

2284
01:46:41,200 --> 01:46:42,100
Come on, people!

2285
01:46:42,200 --> 01:46:43,100
Let's go!

2286
01:46:43,200 --> 01:46:44,300
Hey, get the fuck off!.

2287
01:46:44,400 --> 01:46:45,300
Get away from him!

2288
01:46:45,400 --> 01:46:47,000
What are you talking about?

2289
01:46:47,000 --> 01:46:48,400
This isn't a fucking piece of evidence,

2290
01:46:48,400 --> 01:46:49,700
this is a person!

2291
01:46:49,800 --> 01:46:50,700
He's a friend of mine,

2292
01:46:50,800 --> 01:46:51,900
and you're not gonna bury him

2293
01:46:52,000 --> 01:46:52,900
in the fucking garden.

2294
01:46:53,000 --> 01:46:56,000
He was killed serving
Project Mayhem, sir.

2295
01:46:56,100 --> 01:46:57,200
This is Bob.

2296
01:46:57,300 --> 01:46:59,700
But sir, in--in
Project Mayhem

2297
01:46:59,800 --> 01:47:01,400
we have no names.

2298
01:47:01,400 --> 01:47:02,400
No, you listen to me.

2299
01:47:02,500 --> 01:47:04,300
This is a man, and he has a name.

2300
01:47:04,400 --> 01:47:07,000
And it's Robert Paulson, OK?

2301
01:47:07,100 --> 01:47:08,500
Robert Paulson?

2302
01:47:08,500 --> 01:47:10,100
He's a man and he's dead now

2303
01:47:10,200 --> 01:47:11,200
because of us, all right?

2304
01:47:11,300 --> 01:47:12,500
Do you understand that?

2305
01:47:12,600 --> 01:47:14,800
I understand.

2306
01:47:17,400 --> 01:47:18,700
In death,

2307
01:47:18,700 --> 01:47:20,500
a member of Project Mayhem

2308
01:47:20,600 --> 01:47:22,200
has a name.

2309
01:47:23,500 --> 01:47:25,600
His name is Robert Paulson.

2310
01:47:26,700 --> 01:47:28,600
His name is Robert Paulson.

2311
01:47:28,600 --> 01:47:32,700
His name is Robert Paulson.

2312
01:47:32,800 --> 01:47:35,800
His name is Robert Paulson.

2313
01:47:35,900 --> 01:47:37,200
Come on, guys, please, stop it.

2314
01:47:37,300 --> 01:47:38,800
His name is Robert Paulson.

2315
01:47:38,800 --> 01:47:41,500
[Chanting] His name is Robert Paulson.

2316
01:47:41,500 --> 01:47:43,600
Shut up!

2317
01:47:43,600 --> 01:47:44,600
This is all over with!

2318
01:47:44,700 --> 01:47:46,500
[Chanting] His name is Robert Paulson.

2319
01:47:46,500 --> 01:47:48,700
His name is Robert Paulson.

2320
01:47:48,700 --> 01:47:51,300
His name is Robert Paulson.

2321
01:47:51,400 --> 01:47:53,900
His name is Robert Paulson.

2322
01:47:54,000 --> 01:47:56,300
His name is Robert Paulson...

2323
01:48:17,000 --> 01:48:19,000
[Telephone Rings]

2324
01:48:20,200 --> 01:48:21,200
Tyler?

2325
01:48:21,300 --> 01:48:22,600
No, this is Detective Stern

2326
01:48:22,600 --> 01:48:23,600
at the Arson Unit.

2327
01:48:23,600 --> 01:48:24,700
I need to see
you in my office--

2328
01:48:29,700 --> 01:48:30,800
I went to all the cities

2329
01:48:30,900 --> 01:48:32,700
on Tyler's used ticket stubs,

2330
01:48:32,800 --> 01:48:33,700
barhopping.

2331
01:48:34,800 --> 01:48:36,100
I didn't know how or why,

2332
01:48:36,200 --> 01:48:37,800
but I could look at 50 different bars

2333
01:48:37,900 --> 01:48:39,400
and somehow I just knew.

2334
01:48:39,500 --> 01:48:40,500
I'm looking for Tyler Durden.

2335
01:48:40,600 --> 01:48:43,300
It's very important that I talk to him.

2336
01:48:43,400 --> 01:48:45,000
I wish I could help you.

2337
01:48:46,000 --> 01:48:47,000
Sir.

2338
01:48:53,000 --> 01:48:54,700
Every city I went to...

2339
01:48:56,400 --> 01:48:58,800
as soon as I set foot off the plane,

2340
01:48:58,800 --> 01:49:01,100
I knew a Fight Club was close.

2341
01:49:02,100 --> 01:49:03,900
Hey! Hey!

2342
01:49:04,000 --> 01:49:05,500
Taxi!

2343
01:49:05,600 --> 01:49:07,100
Look at my face. I'm a member.

2344
01:49:07,200 --> 01:49:08,300
Now, I just need to know

2345
01:49:08,400 --> 01:49:10,400
if you’ve seen Tyler.

2346
01:49:10,400 --> 01:49:12,600
I'm not exposed to...

2347
01:49:12,600 --> 01:49:14,200
speak any such information to you,

2348
01:49:14,300 --> 01:49:16,000
nor would I, even if
I had said information

2349
01:49:16,100 --> 01:49:18,900
you want at this Juncture, be able.

2350
01:49:20,600 --> 01:49:21,800
You're a moron.

2351
01:49:21,900 --> 01:49:23,300
I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to ask you to leave.

2352
01:49:24,600 --> 01:49:26,800
Tyler had been busy.

2353
01:49:26,900 --> 01:49:29,600
Setting up franchises
all over the country.

2354
01:49:32,400 --> 01:49:33,900
Was I asleep?

2355
01:49:34,000 --> 01:49:35,300
[Crowd Fighting]

2356
01:49:35,400 --> 01:49:36,900
Had I slept?

2357
01:49:37,000 --> 01:49:38,500
Is Tyler my bad dream,

2358
01:49:38,600 --> 01:49:40,600
or am I Tyler's?

2359
01:49:40,600 --> 01:49:42,000
Man: We’ve just heard the stories.

2360
01:49:42,100 --> 01:49:43,300
What kind of stories?

2361
01:49:43,400 --> 01:49:44,900
Like, nobody knows what he looks like.

2362
01:49:45,000 --> 01:49:45,900
He has facial

2363
01:49:46,000 --> 01:49:46,900
reconstructive surgery

2364
01:49:47,000 --> 01:49:48,100
every 3 years.

2365
01:49:48,100 --> 01:49:50,400
That's the stupidest
thing I've ever heard.

2366
01:49:50,500 --> 01:49:52,900
Is it true about Fight Club in Miami?

2367
01:49:53,000 --> 01:49:55,300
Is Mr. Durden building an army?

2368
01:49:55,400 --> 01:49:57,000
I was living in a state

2369
01:49:57,100 --> 01:49:59,300
of perpetual déjà vu.

2370
01:49:59,300 --> 01:50:00,900
Everywhere I went,

2371
01:50:01,000 --> 01:50:03,400
I felt I'd already been there.

2372
01:50:03,500 --> 01:50:07,400
It was like following an invisible man.

2373
01:50:07,500 --> 01:50:09,600
The smell of dried blood,

2374
01:50:09,600 --> 01:50:13,900
dirty, bare footprints
circling each other,

2375
01:50:14,000 --> 01:50:17,400
that aroma of old sweat,
like fried chicken.

2376
01:50:17,500 --> 01:50:19,200
The feel of a floor still warm

2377
01:50:19,300 --> 01:50:20,900
from the fight the night before.

2378
01:50:21,000 --> 01:50:24,900
I was always just one step behind Tyler.

2379
01:50:25,000 --> 01:50:27,400
[Voices Murmuring]

2380
01:50:27,400 --> 01:50:29,400
Men: His name is Robert Paulson.

2381
01:50:29,500 --> 01:50:31,900
His name is Robert Paulson.

2382
01:50:31,900 --> 01:50:32,900
His--

2383
01:50:35,700 --> 01:50:37,000
Welcome back, sir.

2384
01:50:38,600 --> 01:50:39,800
How have you been?

2385
01:50:41,500 --> 01:50:42,700
Do you know me?

2386
01:50:43,800 --> 01:50:45,200
Is this a test, sir?

2387
01:50:45,300 --> 01:50:47,200
No, this is not a test.

2388
01:50:47,300 --> 01:50:51,000
You were in here last Thursday.

2389
01:50:51,100 --> 01:50:52,500
Thursday?

2390
01:50:52,600 --> 01:50:53,500
You were standing

2391
01:50:53,600 --> 01:50:54,900
exactly where you are now,

2392
01:50:55,000 --> 01:50:57,700
asking how good security is.

2393
01:50:57,800 --> 01:50:59,100
It's tight as a drum, sir.

2394
01:51:01,600 --> 01:51:04,000
Who do you think I am?

2395
01:51:04,100 --> 01:51:06,600
Are you sure this isn't a test?

2396
01:51:06,700 --> 01:51:08,600
No, this is not a test.

2397
01:51:08,700 --> 01:51:12,100
You're Mr. Durden.

2398
01:51:12,200 --> 01:51:14,700
You're the one who gave me this.

2399
01:51:15,900 --> 01:51:17,100
Please return your seat backs

2400
01:51:17,200 --> 01:51:19,800
to their full, upright
and locked position.

2401
01:51:26,700 --> 01:51:28,300
[Telephone Rings]

2402
01:51:29,700 --> 01:51:30,600
[Rings]

2403
01:51:30,700 --> 01:51:31,600
Yeah?

2404
01:51:31,700 --> 01:51:32,600
Marla, it's me.

2405
01:51:32,700 --> 01:51:33,900
Have we ever done it?

2406
01:51:34,000 --> 01:51:34,900
Done what?

2407
01:51:35,000 --> 01:51:36,100
Have we ever had sex?

2408
01:51:36,200 --> 01:51:38,400
What kind of stupid question is that?

2409
01:51:38,400 --> 01:51:39,800
Is it stupid because the answer's yes,

2410
01:51:39,900 --> 01:51:40,800
or because the answer's no?

2411
01:51:40,900 --> 01:51:42,400
Is this a trick?

2412
01:51:42,400 --> 01:51:43,700
No, Marla, I
need to know--

2413
01:51:43,800 --> 01:51:44,900
You mean you want to know if think

2414
01:51:45,000 --> 01:51:47,500
we were just having sex or making love?

2415
01:51:47,500 --> 01:51:49,700
We did make love.

2416
01:51:49,800 --> 01:51:50,900
Is that what you're calling it?

2417
01:51:51,000 --> 01:51:52,300
Just answer the question,

2418
01:51:52,400 --> 01:51:53,300
Marla, please!

2419
01:51:53,400 --> 01:51:54,300
Did we do it or not?

2420
01:51:54,400 --> 01:51:55,900
You fuck me, then snub me.

2421
01:51:56,000 --> 01:51:57,000
You love me, you hate me.

2422
01:51:57,100 --> 01:51:58,500
You show me a sensitive side,

2423
01:51:58,600 --> 01:52:00,100
then you turn into a total asshole.

2424
01:52:00,200 --> 01:52:01,200
Is that a pretty accurate description

2425
01:52:01,300 --> 01:52:02,600
of our relationship, Tyler?

2426
01:52:02,700 --> 01:52:05,400
We have just lost cabin pressure.

2427
01:52:05,400 --> 01:52:06,400
What did you Just say?

2428
01:52:06,400 --> 01:52:07,500
What is wrong with you?

2429
01:52:07,500 --> 01:52:08,800
What did you call me? Say my name!

2430
01:52:08,900 --> 01:52:10,800
Tyler Durden. Tyler Durden,

2431
01:52:10,900 --> 01:52:12,500
you fucking freak. What's going on?

2432
01:52:12,600 --> 01:52:13,500
I'm coming over.

2433
01:52:13,600 --> 01:52:14,600
No, wait, Marla,
I'm not there--

2434
01:52:14,700 --> 01:52:15,600
[Dial Tone]

2435
01:52:16,800 --> 01:52:18,600
You broke your promise.

2436
01:52:18,600 --> 01:52:19,600
Jesus, Tyler.

2437
01:52:19,700 --> 01:52:21,400
You fuckin' talked to her about me.

2438
01:52:21,400 --> 01:52:23,200
Tyler, what the fuck is going on here?

2439
01:52:23,200 --> 01:52:24,900
I asked you for one thing,

2440
01:52:25,000 --> 01:52:26,700
one simple thing.

2441
01:52:26,800 --> 01:52:28,000
Why do people think that I'm you?

2442
01:52:29,700 --> 01:52:30,800
Answer me!

2443
01:52:34,600 --> 01:52:35,500
Sit.

2444
01:52:38,900 --> 01:52:39,900
Now answer me.

2445
01:52:39,900 --> 01:52:41,400
Why do people think that I'm you?

2446
01:52:42,700 --> 01:52:43,700
I think you know.

2447
01:52:43,800 --> 01:52:45,300
No, I don't.

2448
01:52:45,400 --> 01:52:46,500
Yes, you do.

2449
01:52:46,500 --> 01:52:49,200
Why would anyone possibly
confuse you with me?

2450
01:52:50,400 --> 01:52:53,100
Uh...I... I don't know.

2451
01:52:56,900 --> 01:52:58,300
You got it.

2452
01:52:58,400 --> 01:52:59,800
No.

2453
01:52:59,900 --> 01:53:00,800
Do not fuck with us.

2454
01:53:00,900 --> 01:53:02,100
Say it.

2455
01:53:03,600 --> 01:53:05,300
Because...

2456
01:53:06,800 --> 01:53:07,800
Say it.

2457
01:53:09,800 --> 01:53:11,600
Because we're the same person.

2458
01:53:11,700 --> 01:53:13,800
That's right.

2459
01:53:13,900 --> 01:53:16,100
We are the all-singing,
all dancing--

2460
01:53:16,200 --> 01:53:17,700
I don't understand this.

2461
01:53:17,800 --> 01:53:18,700
You were looking for a way

2462
01:53:18,800 --> 01:53:19,900
to change your life.

2463
01:53:20,000 --> 01:53:22,300
You could not do this on your own.

2464
01:53:22,300 --> 01:53:24,200
All the ways you wish you could be,

2465
01:53:24,300 --> 01:53:25,900
that's me.

2466
01:53:26,900 --> 01:53:28,200
I look like you wanna look,

2467
01:53:28,300 --> 01:53:29,400
I fuck like you wanna fuck,

2468
01:53:29,500 --> 01:53:30,900
I am smart, capable,

2469
01:53:30,900 --> 01:53:33,100
and most importantly, I am free

2470
01:53:33,200 --> 01:53:34,700
in all the ways that you are not.

2471
01:53:34,800 --> 01:53:35,800
Oh, no.

2472
01:53:35,800 --> 01:53:36,800
Tyler's not here.

2473
01:53:36,800 --> 01:53:37,800
Tyler went away.

2474
01:53:37,800 --> 01:53:38,800
- Tyler's gone.
- What?

2475
01:53:38,800 --> 01:53:40,300
This is impossible.

2476
01:53:40,300 --> 01:53:41,900
- No.
- This is crazy.

2477
01:53:42,000 --> 01:53:43,300
People do it every day.

2478
01:53:43,400 --> 01:53:44,700
They talk to themselves.

2479
01:53:44,800 --> 01:53:46,900
They see themselves
as they'd like to be.

2480
01:53:47,000 --> 01:53:49,000
They don't have the courage you have,

2481
01:53:49,000 --> 01:53:50,200
to just run with it.

2482
01:53:54,100 --> 01:53:55,900
Naturally, you're
still wrestling with it,

2483
01:53:56,000 --> 01:53:57,500
so sometimes you're still you.

2484
01:53:57,500 --> 01:53:59,300
We should do this again sometime.

2485
01:53:59,400 --> 01:54:02,300
Other times, you imagine
yourself watching me.

2486
01:54:02,300 --> 01:54:03,700
If this is your first
night at Fight Club,

2487
01:54:03,700 --> 01:54:04,800
you have to fight.

2488
01:54:04,900 --> 01:54:06,200
Little by little,

2489
01:54:06,300 --> 01:54:09,600
you’re just letting yourself become...

2490
01:54:09,700 --> 01:54:12,100
Tyler Durden.

2491
01:54:12,100 --> 01:54:13,200
You are not your job,

2492
01:54:13,200 --> 01:54:14,900
or how much money you have in the bank!

2493
01:54:15,000 --> 01:54:16,200
No, you have a house.

2494
01:54:16,300 --> 01:54:17,400
Rented in your name.

2495
01:54:17,500 --> 01:54:19,500
You have jobs, you have a whole life.

2496
01:54:19,500 --> 01:54:21,100
You have night jobs
because you can't sleep.

2497
01:54:21,200 --> 01:54:23,000
Or you stay up and make soap.

2498
01:54:23,100 --> 01:54:24,600
Marla--You're
fucking Marla, Tyler.

2499
01:54:24,700 --> 01:54:26,700
Uh, technically, you're fucking Marla.

2500
01:54:26,700 --> 01:54:28,000
But it's all the same to her.

2501
01:54:30,400 --> 01:54:31,900
Oh, my God.

2502
01:54:32,900 --> 01:54:34,900
Now you see our dilemma.

2503
01:54:35,000 --> 01:54:37,000
She knows too much.

2504
01:54:38,200 --> 01:54:39,200
I think we’re going to have to talk

2505
01:54:39,300 --> 01:54:42,500
about how this might
compromise our goals.

2506
01:54:42,600 --> 01:54:45,600
Wh--What are
you saying?

2507
01:54:45,700 --> 01:54:47,300
This is-- This
is bullshit.

2508
01:54:47,400 --> 01:54:48,900
This is bullshit.

2509
01:54:49,000 --> 01:54:50,000
I'm not listening to this.

2510
01:54:50,000 --> 01:54:50,900
You are insane.

2511
01:54:51,000 --> 01:54:52,800
No, you're insane.

2512
01:54:52,900 --> 01:54:55,400
And we simply do not
have time for this crap.

2513
01:54:58,000 --> 01:54:59,900
It's called a changeover.

2514
01:55:00,000 --> 01:55:01,500
The movie goes on,

2515
01:55:01,600 --> 01:55:03,000
and nobody in the audience

2516
01:55:03,100 --> 01:55:04,600
has any idea.

2517
01:55:17,600 --> 01:55:18,500
Woman: Sir!

2518
01:55:18,600 --> 01:55:19,900
Are you checking out?

2519
01:55:20,000 --> 01:55:21,200
Yeah, uh, b-bill me.

2520
01:55:21,300 --> 01:55:22,900
I need you to initial this list

2521
01:55:23,000 --> 01:55:24,100
of phone calls, please.

2522
01:55:28,100 --> 01:55:29,300
When were these made?

2523
01:55:29,400 --> 01:55:30,600
It says right there, sir,

2524
01:55:30,600 --> 01:55:32,200
between 2:00 and 3:30 this morning.

2525
01:55:32,300 --> 01:55:33,600
No,
I w--

2526
01:55:37,500 --> 01:55:38,600
Have I been going to bed

2527
01:55:38,600 --> 01:55:39,900
earlier every night?

2528
01:55:40,000 --> 01:55:42,000
Have I been sleeping later?

2529
01:55:44,000 --> 01:55:47,000
Have I been Tyler longer and longer?

2530
01:55:50,500 --> 01:55:51,500
Is anybody here?

2531
01:55:54,500 --> 01:55:57,400
Déjà vu all over again.

2532
01:55:58,500 --> 01:55:59,400
Yeah, with enough soap,

2533
01:55:59,500 --> 01:56:00,900
we could blow up Just about anything.

2534
01:56:04,000 --> 01:56:06,100
Oh, my God.

2535
01:56:09,200 --> 01:56:10,100
Man On Telephone: 1888.

2536
01:56:10,200 --> 01:56:11,500
I'm sorry, who am I calling?

2537
01:56:11,500 --> 01:56:13,500
1888 Franklin. This is Maintenance.

2538
01:56:15,600 --> 01:56:17,000
Hello?

2539
01:56:17,100 --> 01:56:18,000
Hello?

2540
01:56:18,100 --> 01:56:20,000
1888 Franklin Street?

2541
01:56:20,000 --> 01:56:23,100
Yes. Can I help you?

2542
01:56:25,400 --> 01:56:27,100
Hello?

2543
01:56:27,100 --> 01:56:28,300
Yeah, yeah.

2544
01:56:28,300 --> 01:56:29,600
Uh, I need to talk to your supervisor

2545
01:56:29,700 --> 01:56:30,600
right away.

2546
01:56:30,700 --> 01:56:31,600
Speaking.

2547
01:56:31,700 --> 01:56:32,600
OK, listen to me.

2548
01:56:32,700 --> 01:56:33,900
I think something really terrible

2549
01:56:34,000 --> 01:56:34,900
is about to happen at your building.

2550
01:56:35,000 --> 01:56:36,000
You have
got--

2551
01:56:36,100 --> 01:56:37,300
It's under control, sir.

2552
01:56:38,700 --> 01:56:39,600
Excuse me?

2553
01:56:39,700 --> 01:56:41,300
Don't worry about us, sir.

2554
01:56:41,300 --> 01:56:42,700
We're solid.

2555
01:56:46,400 --> 01:56:47,700
Man On Telephone: 2160.

2556
01:56:55,600 --> 01:56:56,600
Marla! Marla!

2557
01:56:56,700 --> 01:56:58,700
Hey--Fuck!--Wait!

2558
01:56:59,800 --> 01:57:01,500
Wait, I gotta talk to you!

2559
01:57:01,500 --> 01:57:02,700
Marla, Marla!

2560
01:57:02,800 --> 01:57:03,900
Your whacked-out bald freaks

2561
01:57:04,000 --> 01:57:05,400
hit me with a fucking broom!

2562
01:57:05,500 --> 01:57:07,100
They almost broke my arm!

2563
01:57:07,200 --> 01:57:08,800
They were burning their
fingertips with lye,

2564
01:57:08,900 --> 01:57:09,900
the stink was unbelievable.

2565
01:57:10,000 --> 01:57:10,900
Look--Look,
listen,

2566
01:57:11,000 --> 01:57:11,900
it's gonna take a tremendous act

2567
01:57:12,000 --> 01:57:12,900
of faith on your part,

2568
01:57:13,000 --> 01:57:14,000
but you’ve got to hear me out.

2569
01:57:14,000 --> 01:57:15,900
Oh, here comes an avalanche of bullshit.

2570
01:57:16,000 --> 01:57:17,500
A little more faith than that.

2571
01:57:21,800 --> 01:57:22,800
No, listen, I don't want to hear

2572
01:57:22,800 --> 01:57:23,800
anything you have to say.

2573
01:57:23,800 --> 01:57:25,900
You have every right to be...

2574
01:57:26,000 --> 01:57:28,000
Um, I'll just have a coffee, thanks.

2575
01:57:28,100 --> 01:57:31,000
Sir, anything you order
is free of charge, sir.

2576
01:57:31,100 --> 01:57:33,200
Why is it free of charge?

2577
01:57:33,200 --> 01:57:34,300
Don't--Don't
ask.

2578
01:57:34,400 --> 01:57:35,500
Whatever.

2579
01:57:35,500 --> 01:57:38,200
I'll have the clam
chowder, the fried chicken

2580
01:57:38,300 --> 01:57:39,300
with the baked potato with everything,

2581
01:57:39,400 --> 01:57:40,900
and a chocolate chiffon pie.

2582
01:57:41,000 --> 01:57:43,000
Clean food, please.

2583
01:57:43,100 --> 01:57:44,900
In that case, sir, may I advise against

2584
01:57:45,000 --> 01:57:46,200
the lady eating the clam chowder?

2585
01:57:46,300 --> 01:57:48,300
No clam chowder, thank you.

2586
01:57:50,500 --> 01:57:52,000
You've got about 30 seconds.

2587
01:57:54,700 --> 01:57:55,700
Marla, I know that I've been acting

2588
01:57:55,700 --> 01:57:56,900
very, very strange.

2589
01:57:57,000 --> 01:57:59,200
OK, I know that it's got to seem

2590
01:57:59,200 --> 01:58:00,300
like there's
2 sides to me--

2591
01:58:00,400 --> 01:58:01,300
2 sides?

2592
01:58:01,400 --> 01:58:02,700
You're Dr.Jekyll and Mr.Jackass.

2593
01:58:02,700 --> 01:58:03,700
I deserve
that, but--

2594
01:58:03,700 --> 01:58:04,900
I've come to realize something

2595
01:58:05,000 --> 01:58:05,900
very, very important.

2596
01:58:06,000 --> 01:58:07,000
What?

2597
01:58:07,100 --> 01:58:08,500
The full extent of our relationship

2598
01:58:08,600 --> 01:58:10,700
wasn't really clear to me up until now,

2599
01:58:10,800 --> 01:58:11,900
for reasons I'm not going to go into,

2600
01:58:12,000 --> 01:58:13,500
but the important thing is, I know

2601
01:58:13,500 --> 01:58:14,700
that I haven't been
treating you so nice.

2602
01:58:14,800 --> 01:58:15,700
Yeah, whatever.

2603
01:58:15,800 --> 01:58:16,800
No, no-- 1
5 seconds.

2604
01:58:16,800 --> 01:58:18,000
15 seconds, please, please.

2605
01:58:18,100 --> 01:58:19,900
15 seconds, don't open your mouth.

2606
01:58:20,000 --> 01:58:22,600
I'm trying to tell you that I'm sorry.

2607
01:58:22,600 --> 01:58:23,800
Because what I've come to realize

2608
01:58:23,900 --> 01:58:26,700
is that I really like you, Marla.

2609
01:58:27,900 --> 01:58:29,200
You do?

2610
01:58:29,200 --> 01:58:30,800
I really do.

2611
01:58:30,800 --> 01:58:31,800
I care about you

2612
01:58:31,900 --> 01:58:32,900
and I don't want anything bad

2613
01:58:33,000 --> 01:58:35,500
to happen to you because of me.

2614
01:58:35,600 --> 01:58:38,300
Marla, your life is in danger.

2615
01:58:39,400 --> 01:58:40,400
What?

2616
01:58:40,400 --> 01:58:42,800
You need to leave town for a while.

2617
01:58:42,900 --> 01:58:44,200
Get out of any major city

2618
01:58:44,300 --> 01:58:45,400
and just go camping or something.

2619
01:58:45,500 --> 01:58:46,500
You're an insane person.

2620
01:58:46,600 --> 01:58:47,700
No, no, I've involved you

2621
01:58:47,800 --> 01:58:49,600
in something terrible
that's about to happen.

2622
01:58:49,600 --> 01:58:51,100
No. Shut up,

2623
01:58:51,100 --> 01:58:52,300
shut up!

2624
01:58:55,500 --> 01:58:57,200
Listen, I tried, Tyler.

2625
01:58:57,300 --> 01:58:58,500
I really tried.

2626
01:58:58,500 --> 01:58:59,500
I know you did.

2627
01:58:59,500 --> 01:59:01,500
There are things about you I like.

2628
01:59:01,600 --> 01:59:03,100
You're smart, you're funny,

2629
01:59:03,100 --> 01:59:05,500
you're spectacular in bed.

2630
01:59:05,600 --> 01:59:08,700
But you’re intolerable.

2631
01:59:08,800 --> 01:59:11,700
You have very serious
emotional problems.

2632
01:59:11,800 --> 01:59:13,500
Deep-seated problems
for which you should seek

2633
01:59:13,600 --> 01:59:14,900
professional help.

2634
01:59:15,000 --> 01:59:16,400
I know, and I'm sorry.

2635
01:59:16,500 --> 01:59:17,300
Yeah, you're sorry, I'm sorry,

2636
01:59:17,400 --> 01:59:18,500
everyone's sorry. But...

2637
01:59:20,100 --> 01:59:21,800
I can't do this anymore.

2638
01:59:22,900 --> 01:59:24,400
I can't.

2639
01:59:24,500 --> 01:59:25,500
And I won't.

2640
01:59:27,100 --> 01:59:28,100
I'm gone.

2641
01:59:29,800 --> 01:59:30,700
You can't leave, Marla,

2642
01:59:30,800 --> 01:59:32,500
you're not safe!

2643
01:59:36,400 --> 01:59:37,300
No! Leave me alone!

2644
01:59:37,400 --> 01:59:39,200
Marla, I'm trying to protect you.

2645
01:59:39,300 --> 01:59:40,800
I don't ever want to see you again!

2646
01:59:40,900 --> 01:59:42,600
That's fine, if that's what it takes...

2647
01:59:42,600 --> 01:59:44,000
You wait. Wait right here.

2648
01:59:45,200 --> 01:59:46,900
[Brakes Squealing]

2649
01:59:48,700 --> 01:59:49,600
Hold it right there.

2650
01:59:49,700 --> 01:59:50,600
- [Honking]
- Shut up!

2651
01:59:50,700 --> 01:59:51,700
Shut up!

2652
01:59:51,800 --> 01:59:53,600
Take this money and get on this bus.

2653
01:59:53,700 --> 01:59:54,600
And I promise you

2654
01:59:54,700 --> 01:59:55,600
I will never bother you again

2655
01:59:55,700 --> 01:59:56,700
if that’s what you want.

2656
01:59:56,700 --> 01:59:58,000
- [Honks]
- Shut up!

2657
01:59:58,000 --> 01:59:59,400
Please get on the bus.

2658
01:59:59,400 --> 02:00:00,800
Please get on the bus!

2659
02:00:02,600 --> 02:00:03,800
Why are you doing this?

2660
02:00:03,800 --> 02:00:05,400
Because they think you’re
some kind of a threat.

2661
02:00:05,500 --> 02:00:06,600
I--I can't explain
it right now,

2662
02:00:06,700 --> 02:00:07,600
Just trust me.

2663
02:00:07,700 --> 02:00:08,600
If I see where you’re going,

2664
02:00:08,700 --> 02:00:09,600
you will not be safe.

2665
02:00:09,700 --> 02:00:10,900
I'm not paying this back.

2666
02:00:10,900 --> 02:00:12,400
I consider it asshole tax.

2667
02:00:12,500 --> 02:00:14,600
That's fine. Remember,
stay out of major cities

2668
02:00:14,600 --> 02:00:15,800
for at least a couple of days, OK?

2669
02:00:15,800 --> 02:00:16,800
Tyler.

2670
02:00:18,400 --> 02:00:19,700
You're the worst thing

2671
02:00:19,800 --> 02:00:21,200
that ever happened to me.

2672
02:00:28,700 --> 02:00:29,700
[Honking]

2673
02:00:36,300 --> 02:00:37,600
Hello.

2674
02:00:37,700 --> 02:00:39,300
I need you to arrest me.

2675
02:00:39,400 --> 02:00:41,700
I am the leader of a
terrorist organization

2676
02:00:41,700 --> 02:00:44,000
responsible for numerous
acts of vandalism,

2677
02:00:44,100 --> 02:00:45,800
and assault all over this city.

2678
02:00:46,900 --> 02:00:48,100
...in the metropolitan area,

2679
02:00:48,200 --> 02:00:50,700
with probably a couple hundred members.

2680
02:00:50,800 --> 02:00:51,900
Chapters have sprung up

2681
02:00:51,900 --> 02:00:54,700
in 5 or 6 other major cities already.

2682
02:00:54,800 --> 02:00:57,800
This is a tightly
regimented organization,

2683
02:00:57,900 --> 02:01:00,000
with many cells capable of operating

2684
02:01:00,100 --> 02:01:03,100
completely independent
of central leadership.

2685
02:01:03,200 --> 02:01:05,300
Look, look, go to that house, OK?

2686
02:01:05,400 --> 02:01:07,500
1537 Paper Street.

2687
02:01:07,600 --> 02:01:09,500
That's our headquarters.

2688
02:01:09,600 --> 02:01:12,100
In the back, buried in the garden,

2689
02:01:12,200 --> 02:01:15,300
you'll find the body of Robert Paulson.

2690
02:01:15,400 --> 02:01:17,300
In the basement,

2691
02:01:17,400 --> 02:01:18,600
you're gonna find some bathtubs

2692
02:01:18,600 --> 02:01:20,200
that have been used very recently

2693
02:01:20,200 --> 02:01:24,300
to make large quantities
of nitroglycerin.

2694
02:01:24,300 --> 02:01:25,400
I believe the plan

2695
02:01:25,500 --> 02:01:27,200
is to blow up the headquarters

2696
02:01:27,300 --> 02:01:28,900
of these credit card companies,

2697
02:01:29,000 --> 02:01:30,800
and the T.R.W. building.

2698
02:01:32,600 --> 02:01:33,800
Why these buildings?

2699
02:01:33,900 --> 02:01:35,900
Why credit card companies?

2700
02:01:36,000 --> 02:01:37,800
If you erase the debt record,

2701
02:01:37,900 --> 02:01:40,400
then we all go back to zero.

2702
02:01:40,500 --> 02:01:42,500
It'll create total chaos.

2703
02:01:45,300 --> 02:01:46,300
Keep him talking.

2704
02:01:46,300 --> 02:01:47,300
I need to make a phone call.

2705
02:01:58,200 --> 02:02:00,100
I really admire what you’re doing.

2706
02:02:01,800 --> 02:02:02,700
What?

2707
02:02:02,800 --> 02:02:05,000
You're a brave man to order this.

2708
02:02:05,100 --> 02:02:06,700
You're a genius, sir.

2709
02:02:06,800 --> 02:02:09,800
You said, if anyone ever interferes

2710
02:02:09,800 --> 02:02:11,600
with Project
Mayhem-- even you--

2711
02:02:11,700 --> 02:02:14,000
we gotta get his balls.

2712
02:02:15,400 --> 02:02:16,400
It's useless to fight.

2713
02:02:16,500 --> 02:02:17,600
This is really a powerful gesture,

2714
02:02:17,700 --> 02:02:18,600
Mr. Durden.

2715
02:02:18,700 --> 02:02:19,900
It'll set quite an example.

2716
02:02:20,000 --> 02:02:22,100
You're making a big mistake, fellas.

2717
02:02:22,200 --> 02:02:23,100
You said you'd say that.

2718
02:02:23,200 --> 02:02:24,600
I'm not Tyler Durden!

2719
02:02:24,700 --> 02:02:26,200
You told us you'd say that, too.

2720
02:02:26,300 --> 02:02:29,100
All right, I am Tyler Durden.

2721
02:02:29,200 --> 02:02:30,400
Listen to me,

2722
02:02:30,500 --> 02:02:32,000
I'm giving you a direct order.

2723
02:02:32,100 --> 02:02:34,100
We are aborting this mission, right now.

2724
02:02:34,200 --> 02:02:35,600
You said you would definitely say that.

2725
02:02:41,800 --> 02:02:42,800
Are you fucking out of your minds?

2726
02:02:42,900 --> 02:02:44,200
You're police officers!

2727
02:02:47,200 --> 02:02:48,300
Somebody timing this?

2728
02:02:48,400 --> 02:02:49,300
No! No!

2729
02:02:49,400 --> 02:02:50,900
Keep your mouth shut!

2730
02:02:51,000 --> 02:02:51,900
[Knock On Door]

2731
02:02:52,000 --> 02:02:52,900
Shit.

2732
02:02:55,700 --> 02:02:56,700
Yeah?

2733
02:02:56,700 --> 02:02:57,800
Hey, you know, some of this information

2734
02:02:57,800 --> 02:02:59,100
checks out.

2735
02:02:59,200 --> 02:03:00,700
Let's go over to that house

2736
02:03:00,800 --> 02:03:01,900
on Paper Street.

2737
02:03:01,900 --> 02:03:03,000
Be right there.

2738
02:03:03,100 --> 02:03:04,000
[Door Closes]

2739
02:03:04,100 --> 02:03:05,400
Hey! Wait!

2740
02:03:05,500 --> 02:03:06,700
I got him.

2741
02:03:06,800 --> 02:03:08,100
Sir, we have to do this, sir.

2742
02:03:08,100 --> 02:03:09,300
Stop fighting.

2743
02:03:09,400 --> 02:03:10,600
Where's the rubber band?

2744
02:03:10,700 --> 02:03:11,800
Get away from me!

2745
02:03:11,900 --> 02:03:12,800
Drop that fucking knife!

2746
02:03:12,900 --> 02:03:13,800
Drop it!

2747
02:03:17,100 --> 02:03:18,000
Back up.

2748
02:03:18,100 --> 02:03:19,100
Face down on the floor,

2749
02:03:19,200 --> 02:03:20,100
both of you, right now!

2750
02:03:22,700 --> 02:03:24,300
Get down on the floor!

2751
02:03:28,900 --> 02:03:30,900
First person comes out this fucking door

2752
02:03:30,900 --> 02:03:33,100
gets a--gets a lead
salad, you understand?

2753
02:03:54,300 --> 02:03:55,200
[Horns Blaring]

2754
02:03:58,100 --> 02:04:00,000
Get away! Get away!

2755
02:04:12,700 --> 02:04:14,200
I ran.

2756
02:04:15,800 --> 02:04:17,500
I ran until my muscles burned

2757
02:04:17,600 --> 02:04:19,700
and my veins pumped battery acid.

2758
02:04:22,500 --> 02:04:24,100
Then I ran some more.

2759
02:05:05,700 --> 02:05:07,600
What the fuck are you doing?

2760
02:05:07,600 --> 02:05:09,200
Running around in your underpants.

2761
02:05:09,300 --> 02:05:10,600
Man, you look like a crazy person.

2762
02:05:10,700 --> 02:05:12,400
No, I'm onto you.

2763
02:05:12,500 --> 02:05:13,600
I know what's going on here.

2764
02:05:13,700 --> 02:05:14,700
Well come on, then.

2765
02:05:14,800 --> 02:05:16,300
I got us a great place to watch from.

2766
02:05:16,400 --> 02:05:17,600
[Grunting]

2767
02:05:17,700 --> 02:05:18,700
It'll be like
pay-per-view.

2768
02:06:07,700 --> 02:06:08,600
Oh, Christ.

2769
02:06:08,700 --> 02:06:10,600
Now what are you doing?

2770
02:06:10,700 --> 02:06:11,800
I'm stopping this.

2771
02:06:11,800 --> 02:06:14,900
Why? Greatest thing
you've ever done, man.

2772
02:06:14,900 --> 02:06:16,600
No, I can't let this happen.

2773
02:06:16,600 --> 02:06:18,200
You know there are 10 other bombs

2774
02:06:18,200 --> 02:06:19,700
in 10 other buildings.

2775
02:06:19,800 --> 02:06:21,100
God damn it, since
when is Project Mayhem

2776
02:06:21,200 --> 02:06:22,100
about murder?

2777
02:06:22,200 --> 02:06:23,500
The buildings are empty.

2778
02:06:23,600 --> 02:06:25,100
Security and maintenance,
all our people.

2779
02:06:25,200 --> 02:06:26,400
We're not killing anyone, man,

2780
02:06:26,500 --> 02:06:27,700
we're setting 'em free.

2781
02:06:27,800 --> 02:06:28,700
Bob is dead.

2782
02:06:28,800 --> 02:06:30,500
They shot him in the head.

2783
02:06:30,600 --> 02:06:31,800
You wanna make an omelet,

2784
02:06:31,900 --> 02:06:33,500
you gotta break some eggs.

2785
02:06:33,600 --> 02:06:34,800
No, I'm not listening to you.

2786
02:06:34,900 --> 02:06:35,900
You're not even there.

2787
02:06:43,800 --> 02:06:44,700
Wouldn't do that.

2788
02:06:44,800 --> 02:06:47,600
Not unless I knew which wires were what.

2789
02:06:47,600 --> 02:06:49,300
If you know, then I know.

2790
02:06:55,000 --> 02:06:55,900
Or...

2791
02:06:56,000 --> 02:06:56,900
maybe I knew you'd know,

2792
02:06:57,000 --> 02:06:58,000
so I spent the whole day

2793
02:06:58,100 --> 02:06:59,200
thinking about the wrong ones.

2794
02:07:07,900 --> 02:07:08,900
You think?

2795
02:07:10,900 --> 02:07:12,700
Oh, heavens no, not the green one.

2796
02:07:13,900 --> 02:07:15,200
Pull any one but the green one.

2797
02:07:21,100 --> 02:07:23,000
I asked you not to do that!

2798
02:07:28,600 --> 02:07:29,900
Tyler, get away from the van.

2799
02:07:32,900 --> 02:07:34,300
Tyler, I'm not kidding!

2800
02:07:34,400 --> 02:07:36,300
Get away from the van!

2801
02:07:36,400 --> 02:07:37,600
God damn it!

2802
02:07:39,000 --> 02:07:40,400
Whoa!

2803
02:07:40,500 --> 02:07:41,400
Whoa!

2804
02:07:44,600 --> 02:07:47,400
OK, you are now firing a gun

2805
02:07:47,500 --> 02:07:48,800
at your imaginary friend

2806
02:07:48,800 --> 02:07:51,500
near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!

2807
02:07:53,800 --> 02:07:55,500
Look, Tyler, Tyler!

2808
02:07:58,600 --> 02:07:59,800
Ahh!

2809
02:08:09,000 --> 02:08:10,600
Aw, come on.

2810
02:08:10,700 --> 02:08:11,900
Don't go.

2811
02:08:50,600 --> 02:08:51,700
What?!

2812
02:09:37,600 --> 02:09:38,800
3 minutes.

2813
02:09:38,900 --> 02:09:41,200
This is it.

2814
02:09:41,200 --> 02:09:43,300
The beginning.

2815
02:09:43,400 --> 02:09:45,300
Ground zero.

2816
02:09:45,400 --> 02:09:47,400
I think this is about where we came in.

2817
02:09:47,500 --> 02:09:48,400
Would you like to say a few words

2818
02:09:48,500 --> 02:09:50,300
to mark the occasion?

2819
02:09:50,400 --> 02:09:52,100
[Mumbling]

2820
02:09:52,200 --> 02:09:53,400
I'm sorry?

2821
02:09:53,500 --> 02:09:56,100
I still can't think of anything.

2822
02:09:57,800 --> 02:09:59,900
Ah, flashback humor.

2823
02:10:05,100 --> 02:10:06,800
It's getting exciting now.

2824
02:10:09,100 --> 02:10:10,200
2 and 1/2.

2825
02:10:10,200 --> 02:10:11,200
Think of everything

2826
02:10:11,200 --> 02:10:12,800
we've accomplished, man.

2827
02:10:14,100 --> 02:10:16,000
Out these windows, we will view

2828
02:10:16,000 --> 02:10:17,600
the collapse of financial history.

2829
02:10:18,800 --> 02:10:21,200
One step closer to economic equilibrium.

2830
02:10:36,100 --> 02:10:37,500
Why is she here?

2831
02:10:37,600 --> 02:10:39,500
Tying up loose ends.

2832
02:10:39,600 --> 02:10:42,700
Marla: Put me down,
you bald-headed fucks!

2833
02:10:42,700 --> 02:10:44,000
I'm begging you,

2834
02:10:44,000 --> 02:10:45,000
please don't do this.

2835
02:10:45,000 --> 02:10:46,000
I'm not doing this.

2836
02:10:46,000 --> 02:10:47,700
We are doing this.

2837
02:10:47,800 --> 02:10:48,900
This is what we want.

2838
02:10:48,900 --> 02:10:51,000
No, I don't want this.

2839
02:10:51,100 --> 02:10:54,200
Right, except you is meaningless now.

2840
02:10:54,300 --> 02:10:55,900
We have to forget about you.

2841
02:10:56,000 --> 02:10:58,300
Jesus, you're a voice in my head.

2842
02:10:58,400 --> 02:10:59,700
You're a voice in mine.

2843
02:10:59,700 --> 02:11:01,200
You're a fucking hallucination,

2844
02:11:01,300 --> 02:11:02,400
why can't I get rid of you?

2845
02:11:02,500 --> 02:11:03,400
You need me.

2846
02:11:03,500 --> 02:11:05,600
No, I don't, I really don't anymore.

2847
02:11:05,700 --> 02:11:06,700
Hey, you created me.

2848
02:11:06,800 --> 02:11:08,600
I didn't create some loser alter ego

2849
02:11:08,700 --> 02:11:10,100
to make myself feel better.

2850
02:11:10,200 --> 02:11:11,300
Take some responsibility.

2851
02:11:11,300 --> 02:11:12,500
I do.

2852
02:11:12,600 --> 02:11:14,600
I am responsible for all of it,

2853
02:11:14,700 --> 02:11:15,800
and I accept that.

2854
02:11:15,800 --> 02:11:18,100
So please, I'm begging you,

2855
02:11:18,200 --> 02:11:19,800
please call this off.

2856
02:11:22,200 --> 02:11:24,000
Have I ever let us down?

2857
02:11:25,500 --> 02:11:27,800
How far have you come because of me?

2858
02:11:33,800 --> 02:11:35,700
I will bring us through this.

2859
02:11:35,800 --> 02:11:37,800
As always,

2860
02:11:37,800 --> 02:11:40,000
I will carry you, kicking and screaming,

2861
02:11:40,100 --> 02:11:42,200
and in the end, you will thank me.

2862
02:11:42,300 --> 02:11:44,200
Tyler.

2863
02:11:44,300 --> 02:11:46,500
Tyler, I'm grateful to you

2864
02:11:46,500 --> 02:11:47,800
for everything

2865
02:11:47,900 --> 02:11:48,900
that you’ve done for me.

2866
02:11:48,900 --> 02:11:50,500
But this is too much.

2867
02:11:50,600 --> 02:11:52,100
I don't want this.

2868
02:11:52,200 --> 02:11:53,100
What do you want?!

2869
02:11:53,200 --> 02:11:54,400
Want to go back to the shitjob,

2870
02:11:54,500 --> 02:11:57,000
fucking condo world, watching sitcoms?

2871
02:11:57,000 --> 02:11:59,000
Fuckyou. I won't do it.

2872
02:11:59,100 --> 02:12:01,700
Oh, God, this can't be happening.

2873
02:12:01,800 --> 02:12:04,300
It's already done, so shut up.

2874
02:12:04,300 --> 02:12:05,300
60 seconds.

2875
02:12:05,300 --> 02:12:06,700
Can you see alright?

2876
02:12:09,600 --> 02:12:11,000
I can figure this out.

2877
02:12:11,100 --> 02:12:12,600
I can figure this out,
this isn't even real.

2878
02:12:12,700 --> 02:12:14,700
You're not real,
that gun isn't--

2879
02:12:14,800 --> 02:12:16,500
That gun isn't even in your hand.

2880
02:12:18,100 --> 02:12:19,600
The gun's in my hand.

2881
02:12:25,200 --> 02:12:27,600
Hey, good for you.
Doesn't change a thing.

2882
02:12:36,500 --> 02:12:39,200
Why do you want to
put a gun to your head?

2883
02:12:39,200 --> 02:12:42,100
Not my head, Tyler.

2884
02:12:42,200 --> 02:12:43,900
Our head.

2885
02:12:45,700 --> 02:12:47,100
Interesting.

2886
02:12:50,400 --> 02:12:53,200
Where are you going
with this, I KEA boy?

2887
02:13:00,000 --> 02:13:03,400
Hey, it's you and me.

2888
02:13:06,400 --> 02:13:07,300
Friends.

2889
02:13:09,400 --> 02:13:10,300
Tyler...

2890
02:13:13,300 --> 02:13:16,200
I want you to really listen to me.

2891
02:13:16,300 --> 02:13:17,200
OK.

2892
02:13:20,300 --> 02:13:21,900
My eyes are open.

2893
02:13:39,700 --> 02:13:41,600
What's that smell?

2894
02:13:56,000 --> 02:13:57,400
[Elevator Bell Dings]

2895
02:14:01,900 --> 02:14:03,500
Where is everybody?

2896
02:14:03,500 --> 02:14:04,700
I don't know, what's goin' on?

2897
02:14:05,800 --> 02:14:07,100
Mr. Durden!

2898
02:14:08,100 --> 02:14:09,500
Oh, my God.

2899
02:14:09,600 --> 02:14:10,500
Sir?

2900
02:14:15,000 --> 02:14:16,200
Are you, uh...

2901
02:14:16,200 --> 02:14:18,100
Are you alright, sir?

2902
02:14:18,100 --> 02:14:19,400
Oh, yeah, I'm OK.

2903
02:14:19,400 --> 02:14:20,400
You look terrible, sir.

2904
02:14:20,400 --> 02:14:22,100
What happened?

2905
02:14:22,200 --> 02:14:24,400
Oh, nothing. It's no problem.

2906
02:14:24,500 --> 02:14:26,200
Oh, no, no, sir, he's not kidding.

2907
02:14:26,300 --> 02:14:27,400
You look really awful.

2908
02:14:27,500 --> 02:14:28,700
You need medical assistance.

2909
02:14:28,800 --> 02:14:30,200
- I'm fine.
- Ugh.

2910
02:14:30,300 --> 02:14:31,300
Look, I'm fine.

2911
02:14:31,400 --> 02:14:33,900
Everything's fine.

2912
02:14:33,900 --> 02:14:37,300
[Marla Shouting]

2913
02:14:37,400 --> 02:14:39,400
Let--Let
her go.

2914
02:14:39,500 --> 02:14:40,500
Christ almighty!

2915
02:14:40,500 --> 02:14:42,400
You!

2916
02:14:42,500 --> 02:14:44,900
Hi, Marla.

2917
02:14:46,000 --> 02:14:46,900
Leave her with me,

2918
02:14:47,000 --> 02:14:47,900
get your stuff,

2919
02:14:48,000 --> 02:14:48,900
I'll meet you downstairs.

2920
02:14:49,000 --> 02:14:49,900
Are you sure?

2921
02:14:50,000 --> 02:14:52,000
Yes, I'm sure.

2922
02:14:53,100 --> 02:14:55,100
You fucker!

2923
02:14:55,200 --> 02:14:56,100
What kind of sick fucking game

2924
02:14:56,200 --> 02:14:57,100
are you playing now,

2925
02:14:57,200 --> 02:14:58,100
putting me on
a fucking bu--

2926
02:14:58,200 --> 02:15:00,100
Oh, my God, your face!

2927
02:15:00,200 --> 02:15:01,600
Yeah, I know.

2928
02:15:06,400 --> 02:15:08,300
What happened?

2929
02:15:08,400 --> 02:15:09,600
Don't ask.

2930
02:15:09,600 --> 02:15:10,600
You're shot.

2931
02:15:10,600 --> 02:15:12,000
Yes, I'm shot.

2932
02:15:12,100 --> 02:15:13,600
Oh, my God.

2933
02:15:13,700 --> 02:15:15,100
I can't believe he's standing.

2934
02:15:15,200 --> 02:15:16,600
One tough motherfucker.

2935
02:15:20,500 --> 02:15:22,300
Who did this?

2936
02:15:22,400 --> 02:15:24,900
I did, actually.

2937
02:15:25,000 --> 02:15:26,400
Find some gauze.

2938
02:15:28,400 --> 02:15:30,500
You shot yourself?

2939
02:15:30,600 --> 02:15:31,600
Yes, but it's OK.

2940
02:15:31,700 --> 02:15:33,200
Marla, look at me.

2941
02:15:33,300 --> 02:15:35,600
I'm really OK.

2942
02:15:35,700 --> 02:15:37,600
Trust me.

2943
02:15:37,700 --> 02:15:39,400
Everything's gonna be fine.

2944
02:15:52,500 --> 02:15:54,300
You met me at a very strange time

2945
02:15:54,400 --> 02:15:55,600
in my life.

2946
02:15:57,700 --> 02:15:59,200
# With your feet on the air #

2947
02:15:59,200 --> 02:16:01,700
# And your head on the ground #

2948
02:16:05,000 --> 02:16:09,300
# Try this trick and spin it, yeah #

2949
02:16:10,500 --> 02:16:12,300
# Your head'll collapse #

2950
02:16:12,400 --> 02:16:14,100
# If there's nothing in it #

2951
02:16:14,200 --> 02:16:15,400
# And you'll ask yourself #

2952
02:16:16,200 --> 02:16:17,400
# Where is my mind? #

2953
02:16:17,400 --> 02:16:19,100
# Where is my mind? #

2954
02:16:19,100 --> 02:16:21,100
# Where is my mind? #

2955
02:16:21,200 --> 02:16:25,100
# Where is my mind? #

2956
02:16:33,100 --> 02:16:39,100
# Way out in the
water, see it swimming #

2957
02:16:45,000 --> 02:16:48,700
# I was swimming in the Caribbean #

2958
02:16:51,700 --> 02:16:57,100
# Animals were hiding behind the rock #

2959
02:16:57,200 --> 02:16:59,300
# Except for little fish #

2960
02:16:59,300 --> 02:17:00,700
# When they told me east is west #

2961
02:17:00,700 --> 02:17:02,900
# Trying to talk to me, coy koi #

2962
02:17:03,000 --> 02:17:05,900
# Where is my mind? #

2963
02:17:06,000 --> 02:17:07,900
# Where is my mind? #

2964
02:17:08,000 --> 02:17:12,400
# Where is my mind? #

2965
02:17:19,700 --> 02:17:26,500
# Way out in the
water, see it swimming #

2966
02:17:39,800 --> 02:17:41,200
# With your feet on the air #

2967
02:17:41,200 --> 02:17:43,800
# And your head on the ground #

2968
02:17:46,800 --> 02:17:50,600
# Try this trick and spin it, yeah #

2969
02:17:52,400 --> 02:17:55,900
# Your head'll collapse
ifthere's nothing in it #

2970
02:17:56,000 --> 02:17:58,000
# And you'll askyourself #

2971
02:17:58,100 --> 02:18:00,600
# Where is my mind? #

2972
02:18:00,700 --> 02:18:03,000
# Where is my mind? #

2973
02:18:03,000 --> 02:18:07,300
# Where is my mind? #

2974
02:18:14,600 --> 02:18:21,100
# Way out in the
water, see it swimming #

2975
02:18:22,305 --> 02:19:22,544
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