1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:06,759 People are always asking me 3 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:08,419 if I know Tyler Durden. 4 00:02:08,495 --> 00:02:09,196 3 minutes. 5 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:12,892 Ground zero. 6 00:02:12,967 --> 00:02:15,060 Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? 7 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:18,101 With a gun barrel between your teeth, 8 00:02:18,173 --> 00:02:20,231 you speak only in vowels. 9 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:21,569 I can't think of anything. 10 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:23,235 For a second I totally forget 11 00:02:23,311 --> 00:02:25,836 about Tyler's whole controlled demolition thing, 12 00:02:25,914 --> 00:02:28,075 and I wonder how clean that gun is. 13 00:02:28,150 --> 00:02:29,913 Getting exciting now. 14 00:02:29,986 --> 00:02:31,009 That old saying, 15 00:02:31,086 --> 00:02:33,247 how you always hurt the one you love? 16 00:02:33,321 --> 00:02:35,510 Well, it works both ways. 17 00:02:36,277 --> 00:02:37,710 We have front row seats 18 00:02:37,778 --> 00:02:39,804 for this theater of mass destruction. 19 00:02:39,881 --> 00:02:42,212 The demolitions committee of Project Mayhem 20 00:02:42,283 --> 00:02:44,720 wrapped the foundation columns of a dozen buildings 21 00:02:44,788 --> 00:02:47,722 with blasting gelatin. In 2 minutes, 22 00:02:47,790 --> 00:02:49,725 primary charges will blow base charges 23 00:02:49,793 --> 00:02:51,055 and a few square blocks 24 00:02:51,128 --> 00:02:53,823 will be reduced to smoldering rubble. 25 00:02:53,896 --> 00:02:54,955 I know this... 26 00:02:55,032 --> 00:02:56,727 because Tyler knows this. 27 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:58,392 21/2. 28 00:02:58,468 --> 00:03:00,368 Think of everything we've accomplished. 29 00:03:00,437 --> 00:03:03,429 And suddenly, I realize that all of this: 30 00:03:03,507 --> 00:03:05,999 The gun, the bombs, the revolution... 31 00:03:06,077 --> 00:03:09,535 has got something to do with a girl named Marla Singer. 32 00:03:11,082 --> 00:03:14,108 Bob. Bob had bitch-tits. 33 00:03:14,185 --> 00:03:18,178 This was a support group for men with testicular cancer. 34 00:03:18,256 --> 00:03:20,690 The big moosey slobbering all over me, 35 00:03:20,758 --> 00:03:21,748 that was Bob. 36 00:03:21,826 --> 00:03:23,987 We're still men. 37 00:03:24,062 --> 00:03:26,053 Yes, we're men. 38 00:03:26,130 --> 00:03:28,564 Men is what we are. 39 00:03:28,633 --> 00:03:30,692 8 months ago, Bob's testicles were removed. 40 00:03:30,768 --> 00:03:34,260 Then hormone therapy. He developed bitch-tits 41 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:36,330 because his testosterone was too high, 42 00:03:36,407 --> 00:03:38,205 and his body upped the estrogen. 43 00:03:38,277 --> 00:03:39,538 And that was where I fit... 44 00:03:39,611 --> 00:03:41,545 They're gonna have to open up my pecks again 45 00:03:41,613 --> 00:03:42,638 and drain the fluid. 46 00:03:42,715 --> 00:03:44,546 Between those huge, sweating tits 47 00:03:44,617 --> 00:03:47,985 that hung enormous the way you'd think of God’s as big. 48 00:03:48,054 --> 00:03:51,147 OK. You cry now. 49 00:03:51,223 --> 00:03:54,716 No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier. 50 00:03:54,961 --> 00:03:57,793 For 6 months, I couldn't sleep. 51 00:03:57,863 --> 00:04:00,424 I couldn't sleep. I couldn't sleep. 52 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:02,660 With insomnia, nothing's real. 53 00:04:02,735 --> 00:04:05,332 Everything's far away. 54 00:04:05,407 --> 00:04:10,208 Everything's a copy of a copy of a copy. 55 00:04:13,081 --> 00:04:15,345 When deep space exploration ramps up, 56 00:04:15,417 --> 00:04:18,113 it'll be the corporations that names everything: 57 00:04:18,186 --> 00:04:20,677 The I.B.M. Stellar sphere, 58 00:04:20,756 --> 00:04:22,690 the Microsoft Galaxy, 59 00:04:22,758 --> 00:04:25,319 Planet Starbucks. 60 00:04:25,395 --> 00:04:27,022 Gonna need you out of town a little more this week. 61 00:04:27,096 --> 00:04:28,529 We got some red flags to cover. 62 00:04:28,598 --> 00:04:29,998 It must've been Tuesday. 63 00:04:30,067 --> 00:04:32,193 He was wearing his cornflower-blue tie. 64 00:04:32,268 --> 00:04:34,361 You want me to deprioritize my current reports 65 00:04:34,437 --> 00:04:36,837 until you advise of a status upgrade? 66 00:04:36,906 --> 00:04:38,703 Make these your primary action items. 67 00:04:38,775 --> 00:04:39,867 Here's your flight coupons. 68 00:04:39,942 --> 00:04:41,501 Call me from the road if there's any snags. 69 00:04:41,578 --> 00:04:43,044 He was full of pep. 70 00:04:43,112 --> 00:04:46,310 Must have had his grandee latte enema. 71 00:04:47,618 --> 00:04:50,211 Like so many others, I had become a slave 72 00:04:50,286 --> 00:04:52,551 to the IKEA nesting instinct. 73 00:04:52,623 --> 00:04:56,525 Uh, yes. I'd like to order the Erica Pekkary dust ruffles. 74 00:04:56,593 --> 00:04:57,560 Please hold. 75 00:04:57,628 --> 00:04:58,890 If I saw something clever 76 00:04:58,962 --> 00:05:01,954 Like a little coffee table in the shape of a yin-yang, 77 00:05:02,032 --> 00:05:03,829 I had to have it. 78 00:05:03,901 --> 00:05:06,734 The Klipske personal office unit, 79 00:05:06,804 --> 00:05:09,273 the Hovetrekke home exert-bike, 80 00:05:09,340 --> 00:05:11,000 or the Johannshamn sofa 81 00:05:11,075 --> 00:05:13,340 with the Strinne green stripe pattern. 82 00:05:13,411 --> 00:05:15,345 Even the Rizlampa wire lamps 83 00:05:15,413 --> 00:05:18,507 of environmentally friendly unbleached paper. 84 00:05:18,583 --> 00:05:20,414 I'd flip through catalogs and wonder: 85 00:05:20,485 --> 00:05:24,512 What kind of dining set defines me as a person? 86 00:05:24,589 --> 00:05:25,956 I had it all. 87 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:27,220 Even the glass dishes 88 00:05:27,294 --> 00:05:29,194 with tiny bubbles and imperfections. 89 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:32,356 Proof that they were crafted by the honest, simple, 90 00:05:32,432 --> 00:05:34,195 hard-working indigenous peoples of - 91 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:35,199 Please hold. 92 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:36,200 Wherever. 93 00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:37,566 I was holding. 94 00:05:37,637 --> 00:05:40,231 We used to read pornography. 95 00:05:40,307 --> 00:05:42,366 Now it was the Horchow collection. 96 00:05:42,442 --> 00:05:45,435 No, you can't die from insomnia. 97 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:46,605 What about narcolepsy? 98 00:05:46,681 --> 00:05:49,617 I nod off. I wake up in strange places. 99 00:05:49,685 --> 00:05:51,242 I have no idea how I got there. 100 00:05:51,319 --> 00:05:53,048 You need to lighten up. 101 00:05:53,121 --> 00:05:55,386 Can you please just get me something? 102 00:05:55,457 --> 00:05:58,653 Red and blue Tuenois, lipstick-red Seconais. 103 00:05:58,726 --> 00:06:03,356 No. You need healthy natural sleep. 104 00:06:03,431 --> 00:06:06,993 Chew some Valerian root and get more exercise. 105 00:06:09,904 --> 00:06:12,169 Hey, come on. I'm in pain. 106 00:06:12,241 --> 00:06:14,003 You wanna see pain? 107 00:06:14,075 --> 00:06:15,805 Swing by First Methodist Tuesday nights. 108 00:06:15,878 --> 00:06:18,972 See the guys with testicular cancer. 109 00:06:19,047 --> 00:06:20,673 That's pain. 110 00:06:36,599 --> 00:06:38,464 I always wanted 3 kids, 111 00:06:38,535 --> 00:06:40,469 2 boys and a girl. 112 00:06:40,537 --> 00:06:44,439 Mindy wanted 2 girls and a boy. 113 00:06:44,507 --> 00:06:47,444 We never could agree on anything. 114 00:06:47,513 --> 00:06:49,480 Well, uh, you know, she- 115 00:06:49,548 --> 00:06:52,108 She had her first child last week, a... 116 00:06:52,184 --> 00:06:53,914 a girl. 117 00:06:53,986 --> 00:06:57,546 With-With her, uh, with her new husband. 118 00:06:57,622 --> 00:06:59,988 Fuck. 119 00:07:00,058 --> 00:07:04,155 Hey-Hey, thank God, you know. 120 00:07:04,230 --> 00:07:06,596 I'm-I'm glad for her. 121 00:07:06,666 --> 00:07:11,036 Because she deserves it. 122 00:07:13,739 --> 00:07:17,300 Everyone, let's thank Thomas for sharing himself with us. 123 00:07:17,376 --> 00:07:19,675 Thank you, Thomas. 124 00:07:19,746 --> 00:07:23,010 I look around this room, and I see a lot of courage, 125 00:07:23,082 --> 00:07:25,176 and that gives me strength. 126 00:07:25,252 --> 00:07:27,618 We give each other strength. 127 00:07:27,688 --> 00:07:29,621 It's time for the one-on-ones. 128 00:07:29,689 --> 00:07:32,488 So let's all of us here follow Thomas' good example 129 00:07:32,559 --> 00:07:34,992 and really open ourselves up. 130 00:07:35,061 --> 00:07:37,360 Would you find a partner? 131 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:41,864 And this is how I met the big moosey... 132 00:07:41,935 --> 00:07:44,062 Come on. Let's go over here. 133 00:07:44,137 --> 00:07:47,369 His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears... 134 00:07:49,110 --> 00:07:53,046 knees together, those awkward little steps. 135 00:07:57,952 --> 00:07:59,044 My name is Bob. 136 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:00,553 Bob. 137 00:08:00,622 --> 00:08:03,147 Bob had been a champion body-builder. 138 00:08:03,224 --> 00:08:05,158 You know that chest-expansion program 139 00:08:05,226 --> 00:08:08,323 you see on late-night TV? That was his idea. 140 00:08:08,399 --> 00:08:10,161 I was a juicer. 141 00:08:10,233 --> 00:08:13,829 You know, using steroids. 142 00:08:13,905 --> 00:08:16,634 Diabonal and... 143 00:08:16,706 --> 00:08:19,175 Wistrol. Oh, they use that 144 00:08:19,243 --> 00:08:22,507 on racehorses, for Christ sakes. 145 00:08:22,579 --> 00:08:25,344 And now I'm bankrupt. 146 00:08:25,416 --> 00:08:27,509 I'm divorced. 147 00:08:27,585 --> 00:08:31,022 My 2 grown kids... 148 00:08:31,089 --> 00:08:34,889 won't even return my phone calls. 149 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:36,655 Strangers with this kind of honesty 150 00:08:36,728 --> 00:08:39,253 make me go a big rubbery one. 151 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:44,034 Go ahead, Cornelius. 152 00:08:44,102 --> 00:08:45,330 You can cry. 153 00:09:00,385 --> 00:09:03,821 And then, something happened. 154 00:09:03,889 --> 00:09:05,323 I let go. 155 00:09:05,391 --> 00:09:06,858 That's really good. 156 00:09:06,926 --> 00:09:08,917 Lost in oblivion... 157 00:09:08,995 --> 00:09:12,158 dark and silent and complete. 158 00:09:13,900 --> 00:09:15,663 I found freedom. 159 00:09:15,736 --> 00:09:19,501 Losing all hope was freedom. 160 00:09:19,572 --> 00:09:21,507 It's OK. 161 00:09:24,811 --> 00:09:27,009 Babies don't sleep this well. 162 00:09:30,418 --> 00:09:33,183 I became addicted. 163 00:09:45,401 --> 00:09:46,698 Come on. 164 00:09:46,769 --> 00:09:49,136 If I didn't say anything... 165 00:09:49,206 --> 00:09:51,037 people always assumed the worst. 166 00:09:51,108 --> 00:09:53,974 Welcome, Travis. 167 00:09:55,612 --> 00:09:57,875 They cried harder... 168 00:09:57,947 --> 00:10:00,178 then I cried harder. 169 00:10:07,233 --> 00:10:10,498 Now we're going to open the green door, 170 00:10:10,570 --> 00:10:12,162 the heart chakra. 171 00:10:12,238 --> 00:10:14,503 I wasn't really dying. 172 00:10:14,575 --> 00:10:17,509 I wasn't host to cancer or parasites. 173 00:10:17,577 --> 00:10:19,671 I was the warm little center 174 00:10:19,747 --> 00:10:21,359 that the life of this world crowded around. 175 00:10:23,049 --> 00:10:24,346 Imagine your pain 176 00:10:24,417 --> 00:10:26,818 as a white ball of healing light. 177 00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:30,255 It moves over your body, healing you. 178 00:10:30,325 --> 00:10:34,021 Now, keep this going. Remember to breathe, 179 00:10:34,095 --> 00:10:35,688 and step forward 180 00:10:35,764 --> 00:10:38,357 through the back door of the room. 181 00:10:38,432 --> 00:10:40,867 Where does it lead? 182 00:10:40,936 --> 00:10:43,530 To your cave. 183 00:10:43,605 --> 00:10:46,872 Step forward into your cave. 184 00:10:46,944 --> 00:10:48,138 That's right. 185 00:10:48,212 --> 00:10:52,740 You're going deeper into your cave, 186 00:10:52,816 --> 00:10:57,583 and you're going to find your power animal. 187 00:10:59,723 --> 00:11:01,121 Slide. 188 00:11:12,404 --> 00:11:15,373 Every evening, I died... 189 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:18,466 and every evening, I was born again. 190 00:11:18,543 --> 00:11:20,204 Resurrected. 191 00:11:21,746 --> 00:11:24,306 Bob loved me because he thought 192 00:11:24,382 --> 00:11:25,974 my testicles were removed, too. 193 00:11:26,051 --> 00:11:28,612 Being there... 194 00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:30,551 pressed against his tits, 195 00:11:30,622 --> 00:11:32,249 ready to cry. 196 00:11:32,323 --> 00:11:34,224 This was my vacation. 197 00:11:38,129 --> 00:11:41,963 And she ruined everything. 198 00:11:42,033 --> 00:11:43,466 This is cancer, right? 199 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:49,038 This chick Marla Singer 200 00:11:49,108 --> 00:11:51,577 did not have testicular cancer. 201 00:11:51,645 --> 00:11:53,339 She was a liar. 202 00:11:53,412 --> 00:11:56,007 She had no diseases at all. 203 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:57,744 I had seen her at Free and Clear 204 00:11:57,818 --> 00:12:00,082 my blood parasites group Thursdays. 205 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:03,850 Then at Hope, my bimonthly sickle cell circle. 206 00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:06,188 And again at Seize the Day, 207 00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:07,819 my tuberculosis Friday night. 208 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:14,727 Marla, the big tourist. 209 00:12:14,803 --> 00:12:17,033 Her lie reflected my lie, 210 00:12:17,106 --> 00:12:19,802 and suddenly, I felt nothing. 211 00:12:19,875 --> 00:12:21,502 I couldn't cry. 212 00:12:21,577 --> 00:12:24,546 So once again, I couldn't sleep. 213 00:12:36,593 --> 00:12:39,858 Next group, after guided meditation, 214 00:12:39,929 --> 00:12:41,658 after we open our heart chakras, 215 00:12:41,731 --> 00:12:42,994 when it's time to hug, 216 00:12:43,067 --> 00:12:44,158 I'm gonna grab that little bitch 217 00:12:44,234 --> 00:12:45,496 Marla Singer and scream... 218 00:12:45,568 --> 00:12:48,265 Marla, you liar! You big tourist! 219 00:12:48,339 --> 00:12:49,533 I need this! Now get out! 220 00:12:51,674 --> 00:12:54,075 I hadn't slept in 4 days. 221 00:12:54,145 --> 00:12:55,839 Absolutely. We'll just let that dry. 222 00:12:55,912 --> 00:12:56,844 When you have insomnia, 223 00:12:56,913 --> 00:12:59,405 you're never really asleep... 224 00:12:59,483 --> 00:13:01,473 and you're never really awake. 225 00:13:04,388 --> 00:13:05,787 To begin tonight's communion, 226 00:13:05,856 --> 00:13:09,657 Chloe would like to say a few words. 227 00:13:09,728 --> 00:13:12,390 Oh, yeah... Chloe. 228 00:13:12,464 --> 00:13:13,863 Chloe looked the way 229 00:13:13,932 --> 00:13:15,456 Meryl Streep's skeleton would look 230 00:13:15,534 --> 00:13:17,502 if you made it smile and walk around the party 231 00:13:17,569 --> 00:13:19,969 being extra nice to everybody. 232 00:13:20,038 --> 00:13:22,165 Well, I'm still here, 233 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:25,141 but I don't know for how long. 234 00:13:25,210 --> 00:13:26,873 That's as much certainty 235 00:13:26,947 --> 00:13:28,676 as anyone can give me. 236 00:13:28,749 --> 00:13:31,946 But I've got some good news. 237 00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:33,008 I no longer have 238 00:13:33,086 --> 00:13:35,112 any fear of death. 239 00:13:38,458 --> 00:13:42,861 But I am in a pretty lonely place. 240 00:13:42,930 --> 00:13:45,455 No one will have sex with me. 241 00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:47,865 I'm so close to the end, 242 00:13:47,936 --> 00:13:50,234 and all I want is to get laid for the last time. 243 00:13:51,607 --> 00:13:55,007 I have pornographic movies in my apartment, 244 00:13:55,076 --> 00:13:57,238 and lubricants and amyl nitrate. 245 00:13:57,313 --> 00:13:58,904 Chloe... 246 00:13:58,980 --> 00:14:01,848 Everyone, let's thank Chloe. 247 00:14:06,654 --> 00:14:08,850 Now, let's... ready ourselves 248 00:14:08,924 --> 00:14:11,551 for guided meditation. 249 00:14:11,626 --> 00:14:15,222 You're standing at the entrance of your cave. 250 00:14:15,297 --> 00:14:19,165 You step inside your cave, and you walk. 251 00:14:19,235 --> 00:14:20,998 If I did have a tumor... 252 00:14:21,070 --> 00:14:23,630 I'd name it Marla. 253 00:14:23,706 --> 00:14:25,298 Marla... 254 00:14:25,374 --> 00:14:27,206 the little scratch on the roof of your mouth 255 00:14:27,277 --> 00:14:29,905 that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, 256 00:14:29,980 --> 00:14:31,174 but you can't. 257 00:14:31,248 --> 00:14:32,772 ...deeper into your cave 258 00:14:32,849 --> 00:14:35,409 as you walk. 259 00:14:35,485 --> 00:14:37,783 You feel the healing energy of this place 260 00:14:37,854 --> 00:14:40,982 all around you. 261 00:14:41,057 --> 00:14:43,048 Now find your power animal. 262 00:14:47,866 --> 00:14:48,992 Slide. 263 00:14:52,938 --> 00:14:55,931 OK. Now let's partner up. 264 00:14:56,009 --> 00:14:58,272 Pick someone special to you tonight. 265 00:15:04,883 --> 00:15:06,317 Hey. 266 00:15:07,388 --> 00:15:08,319 We need to talk. 267 00:15:08,388 --> 00:15:09,320 Sure. 268 00:15:14,227 --> 00:15:15,194 I'm onto you. 269 00:15:15,261 --> 00:15:16,194 What? 270 00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:17,821 Yeah. You're a faker. 271 00:15:17,898 --> 00:15:19,228 You're not dying. 272 00:15:19,299 --> 00:15:20,596 Sorry? 273 00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:23,933 In the Tibetan philosophy, Sylvia Plath sense of the word, 274 00:15:24,004 --> 00:15:25,664 I know we're all - we're all dying, all right? 275 00:15:25,738 --> 00:15:28,207 But you're not dying the way Chloe back there is dying. 276 00:15:29,410 --> 00:15:30,399 So? 277 00:15:31,478 --> 00:15:33,275 So you're a tourist. 278 00:15:33,347 --> 00:15:35,281 OK? I've seen you. I saw you- 279 00:15:35,349 --> 00:15:36,645 saw you at melanoma, 280 00:15:36,716 --> 00:15:38,014 saw you at tuberculosis, 281 00:15:38,085 --> 00:15:40,019 I saw you at testicular cancer. 282 00:15:40,087 --> 00:15:41,782 I saw you practicing this. 283 00:15:41,855 --> 00:15:43,152 Practicing what? 284 00:15:43,223 --> 00:15:44,281 Telling me off. 285 00:15:44,358 --> 00:15:47,020 Is it going as well as you hoped... 286 00:15:47,094 --> 00:15:48,187 "RUPERT"? 287 00:15:48,263 --> 00:15:49,594 I'll expose you. 288 00:15:49,664 --> 00:15:51,655 Go ahead. I'll expose you. 289 00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:52,928 All right, come together. 290 00:15:53,002 --> 00:15:55,231 Let yourselves cry. 291 00:16:02,777 --> 00:16:04,541 Oh, God, why are you doing this? 292 00:16:04,613 --> 00:16:07,137 It's cheaper than a movie, and there's free coffee. 293 00:16:07,215 --> 00:16:08,206 No, look... 294 00:16:08,285 --> 00:16:10,186 this is important, OK? 295 00:16:10,254 --> 00:16:11,220 These are my groups. 296 00:16:11,288 --> 00:16:12,880 I've been coming here for over a year. 297 00:16:12,956 --> 00:16:15,050 Why do you do it? 298 00:16:15,126 --> 00:16:16,184 I don't know. 299 00:16:16,260 --> 00:16:17,692 When people think you're dying, 300 00:16:17,761 --> 00:16:19,354 man, they really, really listen to you 301 00:16:19,430 --> 00:16:20,556 instead of just... 302 00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:24,157 Instead of just waiting for their turn to speak. 303 00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:27,830 Yeah. 304 00:16:27,906 --> 00:16:30,374 Share yourself... completely. 305 00:16:31,610 --> 00:16:32,975 OK, you don't want to get into this. 306 00:16:33,045 --> 00:16:34,602 It becomes an addiction. 307 00:16:34,679 --> 00:16:35,669 Really? 308 00:16:35,748 --> 00:16:36,908 I'm not kidding. 309 00:16:36,982 --> 00:16:39,075 I can't cry if there's another faker present, 310 00:16:39,151 --> 00:16:40,242 and I need this. 311 00:16:40,319 --> 00:16:42,184 So you got to find somewhere else to go. 312 00:16:42,254 --> 00:16:44,586 Candy stripe a cancer ward. 313 00:16:44,656 --> 00:16:46,521 It's not my problem. 314 00:16:48,961 --> 00:16:50,451 Wait, wait, wait. 315 00:16:50,529 --> 00:16:52,053 Whoa. Hold on. I'll tell you. 316 00:16:52,131 --> 00:16:53,689 We're gonna split up the week, OK? 317 00:16:53,766 --> 00:16:55,734 You take lymphoma and tuberculosis- 318 00:16:55,801 --> 00:16:56,927 You take tuberculosis. 319 00:16:57,002 --> 00:16:58,560 My smoking doesn't go over at all. 320 00:16:58,637 --> 00:17:00,070 OK. Good. Fine. 321 00:17:00,139 --> 00:17:02,233 Testicular cancer should be no contest, I think. 322 00:17:02,308 --> 00:17:03,274 Well, technically, 323 00:17:03,342 --> 00:17:05,071 I have more right to be there than you. 324 00:17:05,144 --> 00:17:06,202 You still have your bails. 325 00:17:06,278 --> 00:17:07,211 You're kidding. 326 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:09,077 I don't know. Am I? 327 00:17:09,149 --> 00:17:10,707 No. No. 328 00:17:10,784 --> 00:17:11,773 What do you want? 329 00:17:11,851 --> 00:17:13,376 I'll take the parasites. 330 00:17:13,454 --> 00:17:14,920 You can't have both the parasites, 331 00:17:14,988 --> 00:17:16,319 but why don't you take the blood parasites- 332 00:17:16,389 --> 00:17:17,618 I want brain parasites. 333 00:17:17,691 --> 00:17:19,318 I'll take the blood parasites, 334 00:17:19,393 --> 00:17:21,121 but I'm gonna take the organic brain dementia- 335 00:17:21,194 --> 00:17:22,126 I want that. 336 00:17:22,195 --> 00:17:23,493 You can't have the whole brain. 337 00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:26,157 So far you have 4. I only have 2. 338 00:17:26,232 --> 00:17:27,426 OK. 339 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:30,199 Take both the parasites. They're yours. 340 00:17:30,273 --> 00:17:32,069 Now we both have 3. 341 00:17:36,078 --> 00:17:38,569 Hey, you left half your clothes! 342 00:17:54,765 --> 00:17:56,585 What, are you selling those? 343 00:17:56,719 --> 00:17:58,448 Yes! I'm selling some clothes. 344 00:17:58,520 --> 00:17:59,578 So, 345 00:17:59,655 --> 00:18:00,986 we each have 3. That's 6. 346 00:18:01,056 --> 00:18:03,286 What about the seventh day? I want ascending bowel cancer. 347 00:18:03,359 --> 00:18:04,792 The girl had done her homework. 348 00:18:04,860 --> 00:18:05,792 Thank you. 349 00:18:05,861 --> 00:18:06,793 No. No, I... 350 00:18:06,862 --> 00:18:09,092 I want bowel cancer. 351 00:18:09,164 --> 00:18:10,894 That's your favorite, too? 352 00:18:10,967 --> 00:18:13,196 Try to slip it by me, eh? 353 00:18:13,268 --> 00:18:14,735 Look, we're gonna split it, OK? 354 00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:16,567 Take the first and third Sunday of the month. 355 00:18:19,942 --> 00:18:20,910 Deal. 356 00:18:23,479 --> 00:18:25,413 Looks like this is good-bye. 357 00:18:25,481 --> 00:18:27,609 Well, let's not make a big thing out of it, OK? 358 00:18:27,684 --> 00:18:29,549 How's this for not making a big thing? 359 00:18:34,125 --> 00:18:35,421 Hey, Marla! 360 00:18:36,493 --> 00:18:37,426 Marla! 361 00:18:38,529 --> 00:18:41,088 May-Maybe we should exchange numbers. 362 00:18:41,164 --> 00:18:42,598 Should we? 363 00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:44,635 W- We might want to switch nights. 364 00:18:46,202 --> 00:18:47,191 OK. 365 00:18:52,712 --> 00:18:54,703 This is how I met Marla Singer. 366 00:18:56,783 --> 00:18:58,080 Marla's philosophy of life 367 00:18:58,151 --> 00:19:00,210 was that she might die at any moment. 368 00:19:00,286 --> 00:19:02,981 The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't. 369 00:19:03,055 --> 00:19:04,216 It doesn't have your name. 370 00:19:04,290 --> 00:19:05,314 Who are you, 371 00:19:05,391 --> 00:19:07,450 Cornelius, Rupert, 372 00:19:07,527 --> 00:19:08,859 Travis, 373 00:19:08,929 --> 00:19:10,123 any of the stupid names 374 00:19:10,197 --> 00:19:11,357 you give each night? 375 00:19:14,568 --> 00:19:17,435 You wake up at SeaTac. 376 00:19:17,504 --> 00:19:18,698 S.F.O... 377 00:19:18,772 --> 00:19:20,797 L.A.X... 378 00:19:20,874 --> 00:19:22,705 You wake up at O'Hare... 379 00:19:22,776 --> 00:19:24,266 Dallas-Fort Worth... 380 00:19:24,345 --> 00:19:26,312 B.W.I... 381 00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:28,610 Pacific, mountain, central... 382 00:19:28,682 --> 00:19:30,241 Lose an hour, gain an hour... 383 00:19:30,318 --> 00:19:31,841 Check-in for that flight doesn't begin 384 00:19:31,919 --> 00:19:33,409 for another 2 hours, sir. 385 00:19:33,487 --> 00:19:37,514 This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. 386 00:19:37,591 --> 00:19:39,991 You wake up at Air Harbor international... 387 00:19:40,060 --> 00:19:41,995 ...the aircraft has come to a complete stop. 388 00:19:42,063 --> 00:19:43,723 If you wake up at a different time, 389 00:19:43,797 --> 00:19:45,766 in a different place, 390 00:19:45,834 --> 00:19:47,927 could you wake up as a different person? 391 00:19:49,738 --> 00:19:51,138 Everywhere I travel, 392 00:19:51,207 --> 00:19:52,640 tiny life... 393 00:19:52,708 --> 00:19:54,538 single-serving sugar... 394 00:19:54,609 --> 00:19:55,735 single-serving cream... 395 00:19:55,810 --> 00:19:57,642 single pat of butter... 396 00:19:57,713 --> 00:20:00,545 a microwave cordon-bleu hobby kit. 397 00:20:00,615 --> 00:20:02,584 Shampoo-conditioner combos. 398 00:20:02,651 --> 00:20:05,882 Sample package mouthwash, tiny bars of soap. 399 00:20:07,990 --> 00:20:10,517 The people I meet on each flight, 400 00:20:10,595 --> 00:20:13,655 they're single-serving friends. 401 00:20:13,731 --> 00:20:16,529 Between takeoff and landing, we have our time together, 402 00:20:16,601 --> 00:20:18,865 but that's all we get. 403 00:20:18,936 --> 00:20:20,801 Welcome! 404 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:23,998 On a long enough timeline, 405 00:20:24,075 --> 00:20:26,600 the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. 406 00:20:26,677 --> 00:20:28,738 I was a recall coordinator. 407 00:20:28,815 --> 00:20:30,873 My job was to apply the formula. 408 00:20:30,949 --> 00:20:31,881 Here's where the infant 409 00:20:31,950 --> 00:20:33,248 went through the windshield. 410 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:34,308 3 points. 411 00:20:34,387 --> 00:20:35,717 A new car built by my company 412 00:20:35,788 --> 00:20:38,154 leaves somewhere traveling at 60 miles per hour. 413 00:20:38,223 --> 00:20:40,714 The rear differential locks up. 414 00:20:40,793 --> 00:20:41,782 The teenager's braces 415 00:20:41,860 --> 00:20:43,384 are wrapped around the back seat ashtray. 416 00:20:43,462 --> 00:20:45,727 Might make a good antismoking ad. 417 00:20:45,799 --> 00:20:47,231 The car crashes and burns 418 00:20:47,299 --> 00:20:48,891 with everyone trapped inside. 419 00:20:48,967 --> 00:20:51,459 Now, should we initiate a recall? 420 00:20:51,538 --> 00:20:52,731 The father must've been huge. 421 00:20:52,805 --> 00:20:53,965 You see where the fat 422 00:20:54,039 --> 00:20:55,200 has burned to the seat, 423 00:20:55,275 --> 00:20:56,765 the polyester shirt? 424 00:20:56,843 --> 00:20:58,901 - Very modern art. - Ha ha ha! 425 00:20:58,977 --> 00:21:01,947 Take the number of vehicles in the field, "A," 426 00:21:02,015 --> 00:21:04,642 multiply it by the probable rate of failure, "B," 427 00:21:04,716 --> 00:21:05,741 then multiply the result 428 00:21:05,819 --> 00:21:08,117 by the average out-of - court settlement, "C." 429 00:21:08,188 --> 00:21:10,919 "A" times "B" times "C" 430 00:21:10,991 --> 00:21:12,458 equals "X." 431 00:21:12,526 --> 00:21:15,460 If "X" is less than the cost of a recall, 432 00:21:15,529 --> 00:21:17,724 we don't do one. 433 00:21:17,798 --> 00:21:19,026 Are there a lot 434 00:21:19,099 --> 00:21:20,999 of these kinds of accidents? 435 00:21:21,068 --> 00:21:22,933 You wouldn't believe. 436 00:21:24,738 --> 00:21:26,968 Which car company do you work for? 437 00:21:28,042 --> 00:21:29,705 A major one. 438 00:21:31,682 --> 00:21:33,672 Every time the plane banked too sharply 439 00:21:33,749 --> 00:21:35,580 on takeoff or landing, 440 00:21:35,651 --> 00:21:37,517 I prayed for a crash 441 00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:39,077 or a midair collision. 442 00:21:39,155 --> 00:21:41,123 Anything. 443 00:21:50,467 --> 00:21:51,798 Life insurance pays off triple 444 00:21:51,869 --> 00:21:53,360 if you die on a business trip. 445 00:21:56,874 --> 00:21:59,241 "If you are seated in an emergency exit row..." 446 00:21:59,310 --> 00:22:00,504 Yeah... 447 00:22:00,578 --> 00:22:02,169 "And you feel you would be unable 448 00:22:02,246 --> 00:22:03,646 or unwilling to perform the duties 449 00:22:03,715 --> 00:22:05,444 Listed on the safety card, 450 00:22:05,516 --> 00:22:07,107 please ask a flight attendant 451 00:22:07,184 --> 00:22:08,116 to reseat you." 452 00:22:09,821 --> 00:22:12,016 It's a lot of responsibility. 453 00:22:12,090 --> 00:22:14,320 Wanna switch seats? 454 00:22:14,392 --> 00:22:15,950 No. I'm not sure I'm the man 455 00:22:16,027 --> 00:22:17,858 for that particular job. 456 00:22:17,929 --> 00:22:20,830 An exit-door procedure at 30,000 feet. 457 00:22:20,899 --> 00:22:22,457 Mm-hmm. 458 00:22:22,533 --> 00:22:24,467 The illusion of safety. 459 00:22:24,535 --> 00:22:27,265 Yeah. I guess so. 460 00:22:27,338 --> 00:22:29,830 You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? 461 00:22:29,909 --> 00:22:31,638 So you can breathe. 462 00:22:31,710 --> 00:22:34,577 Oxygen gets you high. 463 00:22:34,647 --> 00:22:36,080 In a catastrophic emergency, 464 00:22:36,148 --> 00:22:39,140 you're taking giant panicked breaths. 465 00:22:39,218 --> 00:22:41,778 Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. 466 00:22:41,854 --> 00:22:44,084 You accept your fate. 467 00:22:44,156 --> 00:22:46,750 It's all right here. 468 00:22:46,825 --> 00:22:48,554 Emergency water landing- 469 00:22:48,627 --> 00:22:50,096 600 miles an hour. 470 00:22:50,164 --> 00:22:51,189 Blank faces, 471 00:22:51,266 --> 00:22:52,926 calm as Hindu cows. 472 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,025 That's, um... 473 00:22:55,102 --> 00:22:58,128 That's an interesting theory. 474 00:23:00,741 --> 00:23:02,073 What do you do? 475 00:23:02,144 --> 00:23:03,577 What do you mean? 476 00:23:03,645 --> 00:23:04,906 What do you do for a living? 477 00:23:04,979 --> 00:23:08,108 Why? So you can pretend like you're interested? 478 00:23:10,886 --> 00:23:11,979 OK. 479 00:23:12,055 --> 00:23:13,886 You have a kind of sick desperation 480 00:23:13,957 --> 00:23:15,185 in your laugh. 481 00:23:17,927 --> 00:23:20,521 We have the exact same briefcase. 482 00:23:21,797 --> 00:23:23,425 Soap. 483 00:23:23,499 --> 00:23:24,431 Sorry? 484 00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:27,229 I make and I sell soap- 485 00:23:27,302 --> 00:23:30,136 the yard stick of civilization. 486 00:23:30,206 --> 00:23:31,935 And this is how I met... 487 00:23:32,008 --> 00:23:33,703 "Tyler Durden." 488 00:23:33,776 --> 00:23:35,607 Did you know, if you mixed equal parts 489 00:23:35,678 --> 00:23:37,578 of gasoline and frozen or angejuice concentrate, 490 00:23:37,647 --> 00:23:39,444 you can make napalm? 491 00:23:39,515 --> 00:23:41,346 No, I did not know that. Is that true? 492 00:23:41,417 --> 00:23:42,475 That's right. 493 00:23:42,552 --> 00:23:44,144 One can make all kinds of explosives 494 00:23:44,220 --> 00:23:46,017 using simple household items. 495 00:23:46,089 --> 00:23:47,181 Really? 496 00:23:47,256 --> 00:23:48,883 If one were so inclined. 497 00:23:53,630 --> 00:23:56,326 Tyler, you are, by far, the most interesting 498 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:58,925 "single-serving" friend I've ever met. 499 00:23:59,003 --> 00:24:00,801 See, obviously, 500 00:24:00,872 --> 00:24:02,736 everything on a plane is single-serving, even- 501 00:24:02,806 --> 00:24:05,002 Oh, I get it. It's very clever. 502 00:24:05,076 --> 00:24:06,634 Thank you. 503 00:24:06,711 --> 00:24:09,476 How's that working out for you? 504 00:24:09,548 --> 00:24:10,481 What? 505 00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:11,676 Being clever. 506 00:24:11,752 --> 00:24:14,151 Great. 507 00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:16,155 Keep it up, then. 508 00:24:16,223 --> 00:24:17,155 Right up. 509 00:24:19,025 --> 00:24:20,492 Now a question of etiquette. 510 00:24:20,559 --> 00:24:21,652 As I pass, 511 00:24:21,728 --> 00:24:23,161 do I give you the ass or the crotch? 512 00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:33,497 How I came to live with Tyler is... 513 00:24:33,574 --> 00:24:36,565 airlines have this policy about vibrating luggage. 514 00:24:44,318 --> 00:24:45,751 Was-Was it ticking? 515 00:24:45,820 --> 00:24:48,186 Actually, throwers don't worry about ticking, 516 00:24:48,256 --> 00:24:49,723 'cause modern bombs don't tick. 517 00:24:49,791 --> 00:24:51,122 Sorry. "Throwers"? 518 00:24:51,192 --> 00:24:52,352 Baggage handlers. 519 00:24:52,427 --> 00:24:55,624 But when a suitcase vibrates, 520 00:24:55,696 --> 00:24:58,131 then the thrower's gotta call the police. 521 00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:00,827 My suitcase... was vibrating? 522 00:25:00,902 --> 00:25:02,927 9 times out of 10, it's an electric razor, 523 00:25:03,004 --> 00:25:06,064 but every once in a while... 524 00:25:08,544 --> 00:25:10,136 it's a dildo. 525 00:25:11,814 --> 00:25:13,304 Of course, it's company policy 526 00:25:13,382 --> 00:25:14,907 never to imply ownership 527 00:25:14,984 --> 00:25:16,314 in the event of a dildo. 528 00:25:16,385 --> 00:25:17,579 We have to use the indefinite article 529 00:25:17,653 --> 00:25:18,642 a dildo. 530 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:22,053 Never your dildo. 531 00:25:22,124 --> 00:25:23,148 I don't own a- 532 00:25:26,896 --> 00:25:28,726 I had everything in that suitcase- 533 00:25:28,797 --> 00:25:30,007 my CK shirts, 534 00:25:30,141 --> 00:25:31,768 my DKNY shoes, 535 00:25:31,842 --> 00:25:33,138 my AX ties. 536 00:25:35,012 --> 00:25:36,104 Never mind. 537 00:25:37,715 --> 00:25:41,481 Hey! That's my car! 538 00:25:48,025 --> 00:25:50,493 Home was a condo on the 15th floor 539 00:25:50,561 --> 00:25:53,224 of a filing cabinet for widows and young professionals. 540 00:25:53,298 --> 00:25:55,960 The walls were solid concrete. 541 00:25:56,034 --> 00:25:57,831 A foot of concrete's important 542 00:25:57,903 --> 00:25:59,564 when your next-door neighbor lets her hearing aid go 543 00:25:59,638 --> 00:26:02,072 and has to watch game shows at full volume... 544 00:26:02,140 --> 00:26:03,937 Or when a volcanic blast 545 00:26:04,009 --> 00:26:06,740 and debris that used to be your furniture and personal effects 546 00:26:06,813 --> 00:26:08,609 blows out of your floor-to-ceiling windows 547 00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:10,443 and sails flaming into the night. 548 00:26:16,721 --> 00:26:19,053 I suppose these things happen. 549 00:26:31,771 --> 00:26:34,104 There's nothing up there. 550 00:26:34,174 --> 00:26:36,471 You can't go into the unit. 551 00:26:36,542 --> 00:26:37,839 Police orders. 552 00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:48,519 Do you have somebody you can call? 553 00:26:49,758 --> 00:26:51,123 How embarrassing. 554 00:26:51,193 --> 00:26:54,025 A house full of condiments and no food. 555 00:27:03,539 --> 00:27:05,473 The police would later tell me 556 00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:07,270 that the pilot light might have gone out, 557 00:27:07,343 --> 00:27:11,280 Letting out just a little bit of gas. 558 00:27:11,348 --> 00:27:13,612 That gas could have slowly filled the condo- 559 00:27:13,683 --> 00:27:16,209 1,700 square feet of high ceilings 560 00:27:16,287 --> 00:27:18,049 for days and days. 561 00:27:25,328 --> 00:27:27,922 Then the refrigerator's compressor could've clicked on. 562 00:27:29,232 --> 00:27:32,293 Yeah? 563 00:27:35,472 --> 00:27:37,065 I can hear you breathing, you- 564 00:27:46,216 --> 00:27:48,447 If you asked me now, 565 00:27:48,519 --> 00:27:50,351 I couldn't tell you why I called him. 566 00:28:32,834 --> 00:28:34,495 Hello? 567 00:28:34,569 --> 00:28:35,537 Who's this? 568 00:28:37,405 --> 00:28:38,804 Tyler? 569 00:28:38,873 --> 00:28:40,432 Who is this? 570 00:28:40,509 --> 00:28:43,238 Um, ahem, we met on the airplane. 571 00:28:43,311 --> 00:28:45,245 We had the same suitcase. 572 00:28:46,916 --> 00:28:48,542 Uh, the clever guy. 573 00:28:48,617 --> 00:28:52,714 Oh, yeah. Right. OK? 574 00:28:52,788 --> 00:28:54,584 I called a second ago. 575 00:28:54,656 --> 00:28:56,648 There was no answer. I'm at a pay phone. 576 00:28:56,726 --> 00:28:58,284 Yeah. I star-69ed you. 577 00:28:58,361 --> 00:29:00,055 I never pick up my phone. 578 00:29:01,664 --> 00:29:03,461 So, what's up, man? 579 00:29:03,532 --> 00:29:06,729 Uh, well... 580 00:29:06,802 --> 00:29:09,236 you're not gonna believe this. 581 00:29:11,641 --> 00:29:13,166 You know, man, it could be worse. 582 00:29:13,243 --> 00:29:14,574 A woman could cut off your penis 583 00:29:14,645 --> 00:29:15,737 while you're sleeping 584 00:29:15,812 --> 00:29:17,073 and toss it out the window 585 00:29:17,147 --> 00:29:18,273 of a moving car. 586 00:29:18,348 --> 00:29:19,872 There's always that. 587 00:29:19,950 --> 00:29:21,611 I don't know, it’s just... 588 00:29:21,685 --> 00:29:23,118 when you buy furniture, 589 00:29:23,186 --> 00:29:24,585 you tell yourself, that's it. 590 00:29:24,655 --> 00:29:26,418 That's the last sofa I'm gonna need. 591 00:29:26,490 --> 00:29:27,753 Whatever else happens, 592 00:29:27,825 --> 00:29:29,883 I've got that sofa problem handled. 593 00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:31,395 I had it all. 594 00:29:31,463 --> 00:29:33,261 I had a stereo that was very decent, 595 00:29:33,333 --> 00:29:35,926 a wardrobe that was getting very respectable. 596 00:29:36,001 --> 00:29:39,301 I was close to being complete. 597 00:29:39,372 --> 00:29:40,770 Shit, man. Now it's all gone. 598 00:29:40,839 --> 00:29:41,931 All gone. 599 00:29:42,007 --> 00:29:44,704 Hmm. All gone. 600 00:29:46,578 --> 00:29:48,068 Do you know what a duvet is? 601 00:29:48,147 --> 00:29:49,274 Comforter. 602 00:29:49,349 --> 00:29:51,045 It's a blanket. 603 00:29:51,118 --> 00:29:52,175 Just a blanket. 604 00:29:52,252 --> 00:29:54,083 Why do guys like you and I 605 00:29:54,154 --> 00:29:55,122 know what a duvet is? 606 00:29:55,189 --> 00:29:57,656 Is this essential to our survival 607 00:29:57,724 --> 00:29:59,282 in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word? 608 00:29:59,359 --> 00:30:00,657 No. 609 00:30:00,728 --> 00:30:03,161 What are we, then? 610 00:30:03,229 --> 00:30:06,097 We're, uh, you know, consumers... 611 00:30:06,167 --> 00:30:07,930 Right. We're consumers. 612 00:30:08,002 --> 00:30:11,403 We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. 613 00:30:11,472 --> 00:30:13,770 Murder, crime, poverty- 614 00:30:13,841 --> 00:30:15,570 these things don't concern me. 615 00:30:15,643 --> 00:30:18,874 What concerns me are celebrity magazines, 616 00:30:18,946 --> 00:30:21,073 television with 500 channels, 617 00:30:21,148 --> 00:30:23,082 some guy's name on my underwear. 618 00:30:23,150 --> 00:30:25,811 Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra. 619 00:30:25,885 --> 00:30:26,818 Martha Stewart. 620 00:30:26,887 --> 00:30:28,013 Fuck Martha Stewart. 621 00:30:28,089 --> 00:30:30,854 Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic. 622 00:30:30,926 --> 00:30:32,325 It's all going down, man. 623 00:30:32,394 --> 00:30:34,828 So fuck off with your sofa units 624 00:30:34,896 --> 00:30:37,194 and Strinne green stripe patterns. 625 00:30:37,265 --> 00:30:39,699 I say, never be complete. 626 00:30:39,768 --> 00:30:41,360 I say, stop being perfect. 627 00:30:41,436 --> 00:30:43,961 I say, let's... let's evolve. 628 00:30:44,039 --> 00:30:45,904 Let the chips fall where they may. 629 00:30:48,444 --> 00:30:50,640 But that's me, and I could be wrong. 630 00:30:50,714 --> 00:30:52,774 Maybe it's a terrible tragedy. 631 00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:54,284 No. It’s just stuff. 632 00:30:54,352 --> 00:30:55,340 It's not a tragedy, but... 633 00:30:55,419 --> 00:30:56,511 Well, you did lose 634 00:30:56,587 --> 00:30:59,182 a lot of versatile solutions for modern living. 635 00:30:59,257 --> 00:31:00,245 Fuck. You're right. 636 00:31:00,324 --> 00:31:01,689 No. I don't smoke. 637 00:31:05,230 --> 00:31:08,927 My insurance is probably gonna cover it, so... 638 00:31:11,437 --> 00:31:13,563 What? 639 00:31:13,639 --> 00:31:17,768 The things you own end up owning you. 640 00:31:20,112 --> 00:31:21,374 But do what you like, man. 641 00:31:23,915 --> 00:31:24,974 Oh, it's late. 642 00:31:25,050 --> 00:31:26,847 Hey, thanks for the beer. 643 00:31:26,919 --> 00:31:28,181 Yeah, man. 644 00:31:28,254 --> 00:31:31,121 I should find a hotel. 645 00:31:31,190 --> 00:31:32,122 Oh. 646 00:31:32,191 --> 00:31:34,124 What? 647 00:31:34,193 --> 00:31:35,125 A hotel. 648 00:31:35,194 --> 00:31:36,126 Yeah. 649 00:31:36,195 --> 00:31:37,822 Just ask, man. 650 00:31:37,897 --> 00:31:40,230 What are you talking about? 651 00:31:40,299 --> 00:31:41,323 Oh, God. 652 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:42,833 3 pitchers of beer, 653 00:31:42,902 --> 00:31:44,494 and you still can't ask. 654 00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:47,197 What? 655 00:31:47,273 --> 00:31:49,036 You called me 'cause you needed a place to stay. 656 00:31:49,108 --> 00:31:50,907 Oh, hey, no, no, no. 657 00:31:50,978 --> 00:31:52,945 Yes, you did. So just ask. 658 00:31:53,013 --> 00:31:55,311 Cut the foreplay and just ask, man. 659 00:31:57,084 --> 00:31:59,347 Would that be a problem? 660 00:31:59,419 --> 00:32:01,513 Is it a problem for you to ask? 661 00:32:03,024 --> 00:32:04,422 Can I stay at your place? 662 00:32:04,491 --> 00:32:05,423 Yeah. 663 00:32:06,493 --> 00:32:07,893 Thanks. 664 00:32:11,868 --> 00:32:14,098 I want you to do me a favor. 665 00:32:14,170 --> 00:32:15,295 Yeah, sure. 666 00:32:15,370 --> 00:32:18,204 I want you to hit me as hard as you can. 667 00:32:18,274 --> 00:32:20,242 What? 668 00:32:20,310 --> 00:32:24,110 I want you to hit me as hard as you can. 669 00:32:24,180 --> 00:32:25,647 Let me tell you a little bit 670 00:32:25,715 --> 00:32:27,147 about Tyler Durden. 671 00:32:27,249 --> 00:32:29,718 Tyler was a night person. 672 00:32:29,786 --> 00:32:30,981 While the rest of us were sleeping, 673 00:32:31,055 --> 00:32:32,078 he worked. 674 00:32:32,155 --> 00:32:35,284 He had one part-time job as a projectionist. 675 00:32:35,359 --> 00:32:37,156 See, a movie doesn't come all on one big reel. 676 00:32:37,228 --> 00:32:38,388 It comes on a few. 677 00:32:38,462 --> 00:32:40,953 So someone has to be there to switch the projectors 678 00:32:41,031 --> 00:32:43,261 at the exact moment that one reel ends 679 00:32:43,334 --> 00:32:44,596 and the next one begins. 680 00:32:44,668 --> 00:32:46,659 If you look for it, you can see these little dots 681 00:32:46,737 --> 00:32:48,762 come into the upper right-hand corner of the screen. 682 00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:50,898 In the industry, 683 00:32:50,975 --> 00:32:52,272 we call them "cigarette burns." 684 00:32:52,343 --> 00:32:54,403 That's the cue for a changeover. 685 00:32:54,479 --> 00:32:55,911 He flips the projectors, 686 00:32:55,980 --> 00:32:57,845 the movie keeps right on going, 687 00:32:57,915 --> 00:32:59,382 and nobody in the audience has any idea. 688 00:32:59,451 --> 00:33:01,941 Why would anyone want this shit-job? 689 00:33:02,019 --> 00:33:04,918 Because it affords him other interesting opportunities. 690 00:33:05,052 --> 00:33:07,019 Like splicing single frames of pornography 691 00:33:07,086 --> 00:33:08,485 into family films. 692 00:33:08,554 --> 00:33:10,648 So when the snoot y cat and the courageous dog 693 00:33:10,724 --> 00:33:12,157 with the celebrity voices 694 00:33:12,225 --> 00:33:14,216 meet for the first time in reel 3, 695 00:33:14,294 --> 00:33:15,523 that's when you'll catch a flash 696 00:33:15,596 --> 00:33:17,893 of Tyler's contribution to the film. 697 00:33:24,738 --> 00:33:26,263 Nobody knows that they saw it, 698 00:33:26,341 --> 00:33:27,399 but they did. 699 00:33:27,475 --> 00:33:29,942 A nice big cock. 700 00:33:34,818 --> 00:33:37,548 Even a hummingbird couldn't catch Tyler at work. 701 00:33:42,325 --> 00:33:45,488 Tyler also works sometimes as a banquet waiter 702 00:33:45,562 --> 00:33:47,894 at the luxurious Pressman Hotel. 703 00:33:52,570 --> 00:33:54,367 He was the guerilla terrorist 704 00:33:54,438 --> 00:33:56,770 of the food service industry. 705 00:33:56,841 --> 00:33:57,900 Do not watch. 706 00:33:57,976 --> 00:33:59,465 I cannot go when you watch. 707 00:33:59,543 --> 00:34:01,101 Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, 708 00:34:01,178 --> 00:34:02,611 he farted on meringues, 709 00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:04,113 sneezed on braised endive. 710 00:34:04,181 --> 00:34:05,739 And as for the cream of mushroom soup, 711 00:34:05,816 --> 00:34:06,908 well... 712 00:34:06,984 --> 00:34:08,418 Go ahead, tell them. 713 00:34:08,487 --> 00:34:10,386 You get the idea. 714 00:34:10,488 --> 00:34:12,149 What do you want me to do? You just want me to hit you? 715 00:34:12,223 --> 00:34:13,816 Come on. Do me this one favor. 716 00:34:13,892 --> 00:34:14,881 Why? 717 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:16,256 Why? I don't know why. I don't know. 718 00:34:16,327 --> 00:34:17,294 I've never been in a fight. Have you? 719 00:34:17,361 --> 00:34:18,794 No, but that's a good thing. 720 00:34:18,864 --> 00:34:19,922 No, it is not. 721 00:34:19,998 --> 00:34:20,930 How much can you know about yourself 722 00:34:20,998 --> 00:34:22,431 if you’ve never been in a fight? 723 00:34:22,500 --> 00:34:23,797 I don't wanna die without any scars. 724 00:34:23,868 --> 00:34:25,734 So, come on, hit me before I lose my nerve. 725 00:34:25,804 --> 00:34:28,499 God, this is crazy. 726 00:34:28,572 --> 00:34:30,165 So go crazy. Let 'er rip. 727 00:34:30,242 --> 00:34:32,074 Hey, I don't know about this. 728 00:34:32,145 --> 00:34:34,374 I don't, either, but who gives a shit? 729 00:34:34,446 --> 00:34:36,142 No one's watching. What do you care? 730 00:34:36,215 --> 00:34:38,444 Wait. This is crazy. You want me to hit you? 731 00:34:38,517 --> 00:34:40,452 That's right. 732 00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:42,954 What, like, in the face? 733 00:34:43,022 --> 00:34:44,386 Surprise me. 734 00:34:46,325 --> 00:34:48,657 This is so fucking stupid. 735 00:34:57,705 --> 00:34:59,036 Ohh! 736 00:34:59,107 --> 00:35:01,940 Motherfucker! 737 00:35:02,010 --> 00:35:03,944 You hit me in the ear. 738 00:35:04,012 --> 00:35:05,240 Well, Jesus, I'm sorry. 739 00:35:05,313 --> 00:35:07,178 Ow! Christ! 740 00:35:07,248 --> 00:35:08,943 Why the ear, man? 741 00:35:09,017 --> 00:35:10,075 Aw, I fucked it up. 742 00:35:10,151 --> 00:35:11,175 No. That was perfect. 743 00:35:11,252 --> 00:35:12,948 Ohh! Uhh! 744 00:35:23,667 --> 00:35:25,224 Nah, it's all right. 745 00:35:27,336 --> 00:35:28,861 That really hurts. 746 00:35:28,939 --> 00:35:31,771 Right. 747 00:35:31,841 --> 00:35:33,104 Hit me again. 748 00:35:34,344 --> 00:35:35,276 No. You hit me. 749 00:35:35,345 --> 00:35:36,368 Come on. 750 00:35:52,996 --> 00:35:55,397 We should do this again sometime. 751 00:36:08,579 --> 00:36:09,637 Where's your car? 752 00:36:09,714 --> 00:36:10,738 What car? 753 00:36:21,395 --> 00:36:23,658 I don't know how Tyler found that house, 754 00:36:23,730 --> 00:36:25,858 but he said he'd been there for a year. 755 00:36:25,933 --> 00:36:28,992 It looked like it was waiting to be torn down. 756 00:36:29,068 --> 00:36:31,299 Most of the windows were boarded up. 757 00:36:31,372 --> 00:36:33,636 There was no lock on the front door 758 00:36:33,707 --> 00:36:37,007 from when the police or whoever kicked it in. 759 00:36:37,078 --> 00:36:38,772 The stairs were ready to collapse. 760 00:36:38,846 --> 00:36:41,816 I didn't know if he owned it or if he was squatting. 761 00:36:41,883 --> 00:36:43,748 Neither would have surprised me. 762 00:36:44,985 --> 00:36:46,418 Yeah. That's you. 763 00:36:46,487 --> 00:36:47,614 That's me. 764 00:36:47,689 --> 00:36:49,486 That's the toilet. 765 00:36:49,558 --> 00:36:50,489 Good? 766 00:36:50,558 --> 00:36:51,490 Yeah. Thanks. 767 00:36:52,761 --> 00:36:54,456 What a shit-hole. 768 00:36:56,263 --> 00:36:57,959 Nothing worked. 769 00:36:59,534 --> 00:37:00,831 Turning on one light 770 00:37:00,902 --> 00:37:03,837 meant another light in the house went out. 771 00:37:03,905 --> 00:37:05,338 There were no neighbors, 772 00:37:05,407 --> 00:37:07,431 just some warehouses and a paper mill- 773 00:37:07,508 --> 00:37:09,306 that fart smell of steam, 774 00:37:09,377 --> 00:37:11,709 the hamster cage smell of wood chips. 775 00:37:11,780 --> 00:37:13,806 After work tomorrow, we'll be- 776 00:37:13,883 --> 00:37:15,851 Hey. What have we here? 777 00:37:30,866 --> 00:37:31,798 Hey, guys. 778 00:37:31,867 --> 00:37:32,961 Hey. 779 00:37:33,037 --> 00:37:34,197 It's cool. 780 00:37:34,272 --> 00:37:35,262 Ohh! 781 00:37:44,048 --> 00:37:47,677 Every time it rained, we had to kill the power. 782 00:37:47,752 --> 00:37:49,276 By the end of the first month, 783 00:37:49,354 --> 00:37:51,050 I didn't miss TV. 784 00:37:51,123 --> 00:37:55,423 I didn't even mind the warm, stale refrigerator. 785 00:38:08,108 --> 00:38:09,905 Can I be next? 786 00:38:14,247 --> 00:38:15,305 All right, man. 787 00:38:15,382 --> 00:38:17,577 Lose the tie. 788 00:38:21,121 --> 00:38:22,418 Ooh! 789 00:38:22,489 --> 00:38:24,081 At night, Tyler and I were alone 790 00:38:24,157 --> 00:38:26,421 for a half a mile in every direction. 791 00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,834 Rain trickled down through the plaster 792 00:38:34,902 --> 00:38:36,335 and the light fixtures. 793 00:38:36,404 --> 00:38:38,236 Everything wooden swelled and shrank. 794 00:38:38,307 --> 00:38:42,242 Everywhere were rusted nails to snag your elbow on. 795 00:38:42,310 --> 00:38:45,609 The previous occupant had been a bit of a shut-in. 796 00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:47,409 Hey, man, what are you reading? 797 00:38:47,481 --> 00:38:48,539 Listen to this. 798 00:38:48,616 --> 00:38:50,517 It's an article written by an organ 799 00:38:50,585 --> 00:38:52,017 in the first person. 800 00:38:52,086 --> 00:38:54,649 "I am Jack's medulla oblongata. 801 00:38:54,725 --> 00:38:56,352 Without me, Jack could not regulate 802 00:38:56,426 --> 00:38:58,587 his heart rate, blood pressure, or breathing." 803 00:38:58,661 --> 00:39:01,062 There's a whole series of these. 804 00:39:01,131 --> 00:39:02,495 "I am Jill's nipples." 805 00:39:03,933 --> 00:39:06,027 "I am Jack's colon." 806 00:39:06,103 --> 00:39:08,502 Yeah. "I get cancer. I kill Jack." 807 00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:11,769 Whoa-Ohh! 808 00:39:11,842 --> 00:39:13,105 After fighting, 809 00:39:13,178 --> 00:39:15,408 everything else in your life got the volume turned down. 810 00:39:18,983 --> 00:39:19,914 What? 811 00:39:19,983 --> 00:39:21,417 You could deal with anything. 812 00:39:21,486 --> 00:39:22,919 Have you finished those reports? 813 00:39:27,625 --> 00:39:28,922 If you could fight anyone, 814 00:39:28,993 --> 00:39:30,221 who would you fight? 815 00:39:30,295 --> 00:39:32,729 I'd fight my boss, probably. 816 00:39:32,797 --> 00:39:34,162 Really? 817 00:39:34,232 --> 00:39:36,792 Yeah. Why, who would you fight? 818 00:39:36,868 --> 00:39:38,028 I'd fight my dad. 819 00:39:38,103 --> 00:39:39,900 I don't know my dad. 820 00:39:39,971 --> 00:39:41,769 I mean, I know him, 821 00:39:41,841 --> 00:39:44,673 but he left when I was, like, 6 years old, 822 00:39:44,743 --> 00:39:47,178 married this other woman and had some other kids. 823 00:39:47,246 --> 00:39:48,906 He, like, did this every 6 years. 824 00:39:48,980 --> 00:39:51,847 He goes to a new city and starts a new family. 825 00:39:51,916 --> 00:39:54,044 Fucker should open up franchises. 826 00:39:55,521 --> 00:39:57,113 My dad never went to college, 827 00:39:57,189 --> 00:39:59,623 so it was real important that I go. 828 00:39:59,692 --> 00:40:00,750 That sounds familiar. 829 00:40:00,826 --> 00:40:02,954 So I graduate, I call him up long distance. 830 00:40:03,029 --> 00:40:06,464 I say, "Dad, now what?" He says, "Get a job." 831 00:40:06,532 --> 00:40:07,464 Same here. 832 00:40:07,533 --> 00:40:08,558 Now I'm 25. 833 00:40:08,635 --> 00:40:09,966 I make my yearly call again. 834 00:40:10,036 --> 00:40:12,265 I say, "Dad, now what?" 835 00:40:12,338 --> 00:40:14,741 He says, "I don't know. Get married." 836 00:40:14,810 --> 00:40:16,743 Eh, I mean... 837 00:40:16,811 --> 00:40:18,039 I can't get married. 838 00:40:19,214 --> 00:40:20,875 I'm a 30-year-old boy. 839 00:40:20,949 --> 00:40:22,472 We're a generation of men 840 00:40:22,550 --> 00:40:23,710 raised by women. 841 00:40:23,785 --> 00:40:26,152 I'm wondering if another woman 842 00:40:26,221 --> 00:40:28,018 is really the answer we need. 843 00:40:33,496 --> 00:40:36,693 Most of the week, we were Ozzie and Harriet. 844 00:40:38,234 --> 00:40:39,435 But every Saturday night, 845 00:40:40,369 --> 00:40:42,803 we were finding something out. 846 00:40:42,872 --> 00:40:45,033 We were finding out more and more 847 00:40:45,107 --> 00:40:46,199 that we were not alone. 848 00:40:48,811 --> 00:40:50,073 Who turned the lights off? 849 00:40:50,146 --> 00:40:51,408 It used to be 850 00:40:51,481 --> 00:40:53,142 that when I came home angry or depressed, 851 00:40:53,216 --> 00:40:54,877 l’d just clean my condo, 852 00:40:54,951 --> 00:40:56,919 polish my Scandinavian furniture. 853 00:40:56,986 --> 00:40:59,386 I should've been looking for a new condo. 854 00:40:59,455 --> 00:41:02,186 I should've been haggling with my insurance company. 855 00:41:02,259 --> 00:41:06,058 I should've been upset about my nice, neat flaming little shit. 856 00:41:06,128 --> 00:41:07,619 But I wasn't. 857 00:41:07,698 --> 00:41:09,096 The basic premise 858 00:41:09,165 --> 00:41:10,962 of cyber-netting any office 859 00:41:11,033 --> 00:41:12,126 is make things more efficient. 860 00:41:12,202 --> 00:41:13,465 Monday mornings, all I could do 861 00:41:13,538 --> 00:41:14,595 was think about next week. 862 00:41:14,671 --> 00:41:17,835 Can I get the icon in cornflower blue? 863 00:41:17,909 --> 00:41:19,069 Absolutely. 864 00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:22,442 Efficiency is priority number one, people, 865 00:41:22,514 --> 00:41:25,312 because waste is a thief. 866 00:41:25,383 --> 00:41:27,043 I showed this already to my man, here. 867 00:41:27,117 --> 00:41:28,449 You liked it, didn't you? 868 00:41:32,422 --> 00:41:34,154 You can swallow a pint of blood 869 00:41:34,227 --> 00:41:35,660 before you get sick. 870 00:41:37,030 --> 00:41:39,521 It was right in everyone's face. 871 00:41:39,599 --> 00:41:41,726 Tyler and I just made it visible. 872 00:41:41,801 --> 00:41:44,031 It was on the tip of everyone's tongue. 873 00:41:44,104 --> 00:41:46,004 Tyler and I just gave it a name. 874 00:41:57,618 --> 00:42:00,451 Come on, people, you gotta go home. 875 00:42:21,043 --> 00:42:23,977 Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back. 876 00:42:46,335 --> 00:42:48,270 Every week, Tyler gave the rules 877 00:42:48,338 --> 00:42:49,635 that he and I decided. 878 00:42:49,706 --> 00:42:53,235 Gentlemen, welcome to Fight Club. 879 00:42:56,181 --> 00:42:58,046 The first rule of Fight Club is... 880 00:42:58,116 --> 00:43:00,584 you do not talk about Fight Club. 881 00:43:00,652 --> 00:43:03,450 The second rule of Fight Club is... 882 00:43:03,521 --> 00:43:07,116 you do not talk about Fight Club. 883 00:43:07,192 --> 00:43:08,626 Third rule of Fight Club- 884 00:43:08,694 --> 00:43:12,390 Someone yells "Stop!" Goes limp, taps out, 885 00:43:12,464 --> 00:43:13,990 the fight is over. 886 00:43:14,067 --> 00:43:15,226 Fourth rule- 887 00:43:15,301 --> 00:43:17,633 Only 2 guys to a fight. 888 00:43:17,703 --> 00:43:18,693 Fifth rule- 889 00:43:18,772 --> 00:43:21,239 One fight at a time, fellas. 890 00:43:22,375 --> 00:43:24,936 Sixth rule - No shirts, no shoes. 891 00:43:25,012 --> 00:43:26,103 Seventh rule- 892 00:43:26,178 --> 00:43:28,874 Fights will go on as long as they have to. 893 00:43:30,884 --> 00:43:33,317 And the eighth and final rule- 894 00:43:33,386 --> 00:43:37,846 If this is your first night at Fight Club... 895 00:43:37,923 --> 00:43:39,481 you have to fight. 896 00:43:44,063 --> 00:43:45,998 This kid from work, Rick y, 897 00:43:46,066 --> 00:43:47,897 couldn't remember whether you ordered pens 898 00:43:47,968 --> 00:43:49,127 with blue ink or black... 899 00:43:50,671 --> 00:43:51,729 Come on, man! 900 00:43:51,805 --> 00:43:53,501 But Ricky was a god for 10 minutes 901 00:43:53,574 --> 00:43:56,168 when the trounced the maitre d' of a local food court. 902 00:43:58,379 --> 00:44:00,176 Sometimes, all you could hear 903 00:44:00,248 --> 00:44:02,478 were the flat, hard packing sounds 904 00:44:02,550 --> 00:44:03,642 over the yelling... 905 00:44:07,088 --> 00:44:10,057 or the wet choke when someone caught their breath 906 00:44:10,124 --> 00:44:11,056 and sprayed... 907 00:44:11,125 --> 00:44:12,285 Stop! 908 00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:15,297 You weren't alive anywhere like you were there. 909 00:44:15,365 --> 00:44:16,730 But Fight Club only exists 910 00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:19,030 in the hours between when Fight Club starts 911 00:44:19,102 --> 00:44:20,933 and when Fight Club ends. 912 00:44:21,004 --> 00:44:24,098 Even if I could tell someone they had a good fight, 913 00:44:24,174 --> 00:44:26,074 I wouldn't be talking to the same man. 914 00:44:26,142 --> 00:44:27,701 Who you were in Fight Club 915 00:44:27,778 --> 00:44:29,870 is not who you were in the rest of the world. 916 00:44:29,946 --> 00:44:32,814 The guy who came to Fight Club for the first time, 917 00:44:32,883 --> 00:44:34,875 his ass was a wad of cookie dough. 918 00:44:34,952 --> 00:44:36,249 After a few weeks, 919 00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:37,878 he was carved out of wood. 920 00:44:37,955 --> 00:44:39,981 If you could fight any celebrity, 921 00:44:40,058 --> 00:44:41,490 who would you fight? 922 00:44:41,559 --> 00:44:42,617 Alive or dead? 923 00:44:42,693 --> 00:44:45,162 It doesn't matter. Who'd be tough? 924 00:44:45,230 --> 00:44:47,060 Hemingway. 925 00:44:47,131 --> 00:44:49,657 You? 926 00:44:49,735 --> 00:44:50,827 Shatner. 927 00:44:50,902 --> 00:44:53,096 I'd fight William Shatner. 928 00:44:54,606 --> 00:44:57,166 We all started seeing things differently. 929 00:44:57,242 --> 00:44:59,004 Everywhere we went, 930 00:44:59,076 --> 00:45:01,238 we were sizing things up. 931 00:45:05,550 --> 00:45:08,041 I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms, 932 00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:10,554 trying to look like how Calvin Klein 933 00:45:10,622 --> 00:45:12,487 or Tommy Hilfiger said they should. 934 00:45:12,557 --> 00:45:14,048 Is that what a man looks like? 935 00:45:15,194 --> 00:45:18,129 Ahh. Self-improvement is masturbation. 936 00:45:18,197 --> 00:45:20,598 And self-destruction. 937 00:45:20,667 --> 00:45:22,190 Excuse me. 938 00:45:33,346 --> 00:45:34,781 Kick his ass! 939 00:45:34,849 --> 00:45:36,317 Hit him again, man! Come on! Hit him! 940 00:45:56,438 --> 00:45:59,806 Fight Club wasn't about winning or losing. 941 00:45:59,876 --> 00:46:01,866 It wasn't about words. 942 00:46:04,748 --> 00:46:07,147 The hysterical shouting was in tongues, 943 00:46:07,216 --> 00:46:09,378 Like in a Pentecostal church. 944 00:46:14,791 --> 00:46:15,758 - Is that it? - Stop! 945 00:46:15,826 --> 00:46:17,817 When the fight was over, 946 00:46:17,894 --> 00:46:19,828 nothing was solved, 947 00:46:19,896 --> 00:46:21,386 but nothing mattered. 948 00:46:21,464 --> 00:46:22,897 Hey, cool. 949 00:46:25,035 --> 00:46:28,630 Afterwards, we all felt saved. 950 00:46:28,705 --> 00:46:30,798 Hey, man, how about next week? 951 00:46:30,874 --> 00:46:32,307 How about next month? 952 00:46:32,375 --> 00:46:33,569 I hear you. 953 00:46:33,643 --> 00:46:34,805 Irwin, you're in the middle. 954 00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:37,211 New guy. You, too. 955 00:46:38,382 --> 00:46:41,079 Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me. 956 00:46:41,153 --> 00:46:43,120 He fell down some stairs. 957 00:46:43,187 --> 00:46:45,748 I fell down some stairs. 958 00:46:47,925 --> 00:46:50,257 Fight Club became the reason to cut your hair short 959 00:46:50,328 --> 00:46:52,660 or trim your fingernails. 960 00:46:52,730 --> 00:46:55,200 OK. Any historical figure. 961 00:46:55,268 --> 00:46:57,100 I'd fight Gandhi. 962 00:46:58,705 --> 00:46:59,637 Good answer. 963 00:46:59,706 --> 00:47:00,764 How about you? 964 00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:01,967 Lincoln. 965 00:47:02,042 --> 00:47:03,441 Lincoln? 966 00:47:03,510 --> 00:47:04,635 Mm. 967 00:47:04,711 --> 00:47:06,110 Big guy, big reach. 968 00:47:06,179 --> 00:47:08,410 Skinny guys fight till they're burger. 969 00:47:08,482 --> 00:47:09,880 Fuck. 970 00:47:12,052 --> 00:47:14,817 Hey. Even the Mona Lisa's falling apart. 971 00:47:23,598 --> 00:47:25,190 Hello. 972 00:47:25,267 --> 00:47:26,256 Where have you been 973 00:47:26,334 --> 00:47:28,165 the last 8 weeks? 974 00:47:28,236 --> 00:47:29,533 Marla? 975 00:47:32,742 --> 00:47:34,174 How'd you find me? 976 00:47:34,242 --> 00:47:35,675 You left that forwarding number. 977 00:47:35,744 --> 00:47:38,577 I haven't seen you in any support groups. 978 00:47:38,647 --> 00:47:40,080 We split them up. 979 00:47:40,148 --> 00:47:42,116 That was the idea, remember? 980 00:47:42,183 --> 00:47:44,981 Yeah, but you haven't been going to yours. 981 00:47:45,053 --> 00:47:46,748 How do you know? 982 00:47:46,821 --> 00:47:48,550 I cheated. 983 00:47:48,624 --> 00:47:50,420 I found a new one. 984 00:47:50,492 --> 00:47:52,255 Really? 985 00:47:52,327 --> 00:47:53,316 It's for men only. 986 00:47:53,395 --> 00:47:54,989 Like the testicle thing? 987 00:47:55,065 --> 00:47:56,190 Waaah! 988 00:47:59,436 --> 00:48:00,767 Look, this is a bad time. 989 00:48:00,837 --> 00:48:03,327 I've been going to Debtors Anonymous. 990 00:48:03,406 --> 00:48:05,500 You wanna see some really fucked up people? 991 00:48:05,575 --> 00:48:06,940 I'm just on my way out. 992 00:48:07,010 --> 00:48:07,941 Me, too. 993 00:48:08,010 --> 00:48:08,999 I've got a stomach-full of Xanax. 994 00:48:09,078 --> 00:48:11,809 I took what was left of a bottle. 995 00:48:11,882 --> 00:48:13,940 It might have been too much. 996 00:48:14,016 --> 00:48:15,782 Just picture watching Marla Singer 997 00:48:15,854 --> 00:48:17,736 throw herself around her crummy apartment. 998 00:48:17,870 --> 00:48:19,860 But this isn't a for-real suicide thing. 999 00:48:19,937 --> 00:48:22,270 This is probably one of those cry-for-help things. 1000 00:48:22,341 --> 00:48:23,774 This could go on for hours. 1001 00:48:23,842 --> 00:48:25,274 So you're staying in tonight, then? 1002 00:48:25,343 --> 00:48:26,777 Do you wanna wait 1003 00:48:26,845 --> 00:48:28,210 and hear me describe death? 1004 00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:29,713 Do you wanna listen 1005 00:48:29,782 --> 00:48:33,115 and see if my spirit can use a phone? 1006 00:48:34,687 --> 00:48:37,622 Have you ever heard a death rattle before? 1007 00:49:03,984 --> 00:49:05,541 Tyler's door was closed. 1008 00:49:05,618 --> 00:49:07,142 I'd been living here for 2 months, 1009 00:49:07,220 --> 00:49:08,745 and Tyler's door was never closed. 1010 00:49:14,996 --> 00:49:17,156 You won't believe this dream I had last night. 1011 00:49:17,231 --> 00:49:20,224 Yeah, I can hardly believe anything about last night. 1012 00:49:30,078 --> 00:49:31,978 What-What are you doing here? 1013 00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:36,845 What? 1014 00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:39,319 This is my house. What are you doing in my house? 1015 00:49:41,859 --> 00:49:42,826 Fuck you. 1016 00:49:56,708 --> 00:49:58,335 Ha ha! Ohh... 1017 00:49:58,409 --> 00:50:01,777 Oh, you got some fucked-up friends, I'm tellin' you. 1018 00:50:02,847 --> 00:50:04,474 Limber, though... 1019 00:50:04,549 --> 00:50:05,846 silly coos. 1020 00:50:07,553 --> 00:50:09,986 So, I come in last night. Phone's off the hook. 1021 00:50:10,054 --> 00:50:11,886 Guess who's on the other end. 1022 00:50:11,957 --> 00:50:14,117 I already knew the story before he told it to me. 1023 00:50:17,730 --> 00:50:20,061 Have you ever heard a death rattle before? 1024 00:50:20,131 --> 00:50:22,999 Do you think it'll live up to its name? 1025 00:50:23,068 --> 00:50:27,060 Or will it just be a death... hairball? 1026 00:50:30,276 --> 00:50:34,042 Prepare... to evacuate soul. 1027 00:50:36,016 --> 00:50:37,642 9... 1028 00:50:37,716 --> 00:50:38,684 8... 1029 00:50:38,752 --> 00:50:41,084 Now, how could Tyler, of all people, 1030 00:50:41,154 --> 00:50:45,284 think it was a bad thing that Marla Singer was about to die? 1031 00:50:45,358 --> 00:50:47,258 5... 1032 00:50:47,327 --> 00:50:49,227 4... 1033 00:50:49,296 --> 00:50:51,059 3... Oh, hang on. 1034 00:50:56,838 --> 00:50:58,897 You got here fast. 1035 00:51:00,509 --> 00:51:02,636 Did I call you? 1036 00:51:04,313 --> 00:51:05,245 Huh? 1037 00:51:06,381 --> 00:51:07,313 Hey. 1038 00:51:13,722 --> 00:51:16,386 The mattress is all sealed in slippery plastic. 1039 00:51:19,662 --> 00:51:22,893 Oh, don't worry. It's not a threat to you. 1040 00:51:25,401 --> 00:51:26,767 Oh, fuck. 1041 00:51:26,837 --> 00:51:29,066 Somebody called the cops. 1042 00:51:41,250 --> 00:51:42,582 Hey, where's 513? 1043 00:51:42,653 --> 00:51:45,087 End of the hall. 1044 00:51:45,155 --> 00:51:46,644 You know, the girl who lives there 1045 00:51:46,723 --> 00:51:49,056 used to be a charming, lovely girl. 1046 00:51:49,126 --> 00:51:51,320 She's lost faith in herself. 1047 00:51:51,394 --> 00:51:52,327 Miss Singer! 1048 00:51:52,396 --> 00:51:54,227 She's a monster. 1049 00:51:54,298 --> 00:51:55,926 You have every reason to live! 1050 00:51:56,001 --> 00:51:58,435 She's infectious human waste! 1051 00:51:58,503 --> 00:51:59,435 Miss Singer! 1052 00:51:59,504 --> 00:52:01,472 Good luck trying to save her! 1053 00:52:07,980 --> 00:52:11,574 If I fall asleep, I'm done for. 1054 00:52:13,018 --> 00:52:15,921 You're gonna have to keep me up... 1055 00:52:15,989 --> 00:52:17,980 all... night. 1056 00:52:18,058 --> 00:52:20,424 Un-fucking-believable. 1057 00:52:20,494 --> 00:52:22,655 He was obviously able to handle it. 1058 00:52:22,729 --> 00:52:23,890 You know what I mean. You fucked her. 1059 00:52:25,199 --> 00:52:26,460 No, I didn't. 1060 00:52:26,533 --> 00:52:28,023 Never? 1061 00:52:28,101 --> 00:52:29,033 No. 1062 00:52:30,405 --> 00:52:31,666 You're not into her, are you? 1063 00:52:31,738 --> 00:52:34,138 No! God, not at all. 1064 00:52:34,207 --> 00:52:36,541 I am Jack’s raging bile duct. 1065 00:52:36,612 --> 00:52:38,602 Are you sure? You can tell me. 1066 00:52:38,679 --> 00:52:40,170 Believe me, I'm sure. 1067 00:52:40,249 --> 00:52:41,216 Put a gun to my head 1068 00:52:41,283 --> 00:52:43,147 and paint the walls with my brains. 1069 00:52:43,217 --> 00:52:44,411 That's good, 'cause she's a predator 1070 00:52:44,485 --> 00:52:45,885 posing as a house pet. 1071 00:52:45,954 --> 00:52:47,979 Stay away from that one. 1072 00:52:49,957 --> 00:52:51,391 And the shit that came out of this woman's mouth 1073 00:52:51,460 --> 00:52:52,392 I ain't never heard. 1074 00:52:52,461 --> 00:52:53,655 My God. 1075 00:52:53,729 --> 00:52:56,596 I haven't been fucked like that since grade school. 1076 00:52:57,699 --> 00:52:58,723 Uhh! 1077 00:52:58,801 --> 00:53:00,597 How could Tyler not go for that? 1078 00:53:00,668 --> 00:53:02,136 The night before last, he was splicing 1079 00:53:02,204 --> 00:53:04,001 sex organs into Cinderella. 1080 00:53:04,073 --> 00:53:05,131 Marla doesn't need a lover. 1081 00:53:05,207 --> 00:53:06,674 She needs a fucking case worker. 1082 00:53:06,742 --> 00:53:09,370 She needs a wash. And she's in love with sport fuckin'. 1083 00:53:09,445 --> 00:53:11,572 She invaded my support groups. 1084 00:53:11,647 --> 00:53:13,080 Now she'd invaded my home. 1085 00:53:13,148 --> 00:53:15,082 Hey, hey. Sit down. 1086 00:53:19,389 --> 00:53:22,017 Now, listen. Can't have you talking to her about me. 1087 00:53:22,093 --> 00:53:23,423 Why would I talk to her- 1088 00:53:23,493 --> 00:53:25,484 You say anything about me or what goes on in this house 1089 00:53:25,562 --> 00:53:28,895 to her or to anybody, we're done. 1090 00:53:28,965 --> 00:53:30,159 Now, promise me. 1091 00:53:30,233 --> 00:53:31,165 OK. 1092 00:53:31,234 --> 00:53:32,166 You promise? 1093 00:53:32,235 --> 00:53:34,101 - Yeah, I promise. - Promise. 1094 00:53:34,171 --> 00:53:35,662 I just said I promise. 1095 00:53:35,740 --> 00:53:37,332 That's 3 times you promised. 1096 00:53:39,745 --> 00:53:41,644 If only I had wasted a couple of minutes 1097 00:53:41,713 --> 00:53:43,875 and gone to watch Marla Singer die, 1098 00:53:43,950 --> 00:53:45,508 none of this would've happened. 1099 00:53:45,585 --> 00:53:48,451 Unhh! Unhh! Unhh! 1100 00:53:48,521 --> 00:53:49,453 Unhh! 1101 00:53:50,523 --> 00:53:52,990 Yeah! Oh! Harder! Harder! 1102 00:53:53,058 --> 00:53:55,027 Yeah! Ooh! Aah! 1103 00:53:55,094 --> 00:53:57,722 Aah! Ohh! Aah! 1104 00:54:01,034 --> 00:54:03,467 I could've moved to another room... 1105 00:54:03,536 --> 00:54:06,404 on the third floor, where I might not have heard them. 1106 00:54:06,473 --> 00:54:07,405 Oh, baby! 1107 00:54:07,474 --> 00:54:09,100 But I didn't. 1108 00:54:17,885 --> 00:54:18,817 Ohh! 1109 00:54:18,886 --> 00:54:22,287 Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! 1110 00:54:22,356 --> 00:54:24,517 Ohh! Ohh! Aaahh! 1111 00:54:24,591 --> 00:54:26,582 Aah! Aah! Aah! 1112 00:54:27,961 --> 00:54:30,725 - Aah! Ohhh! Ohh! - Ow! 1113 00:54:31,832 --> 00:54:32,764 Ohh! 1114 00:54:33,834 --> 00:54:35,461 What are you doin'? 1115 00:54:35,536 --> 00:54:37,903 Just goin' to bed. 1116 00:54:38,973 --> 00:54:40,406 Want to finish her off? 1117 00:54:40,475 --> 00:54:41,407 Uhh... oh! 1118 00:54:42,578 --> 00:54:43,509 No. 1119 00:54:43,578 --> 00:54:44,510 No, thank you. 1120 00:54:44,579 --> 00:54:46,513 I found the cigarettes. 1121 00:54:46,581 --> 00:54:48,846 Who are you talking to? 1122 00:54:48,917 --> 00:54:49,975 Shut up. 1123 00:54:50,051 --> 00:54:53,021 I became the calm little center of the world. 1124 00:54:54,423 --> 00:54:56,016 I was the Zen master. 1125 00:54:56,092 --> 00:54:57,788 Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! 1126 00:55:01,198 --> 00:55:03,963 I wrote little haiku poems. 1127 00:55:04,035 --> 00:55:05,764 I e-mailed them to everyone. 1128 00:55:07,037 --> 00:55:08,266 Is that your blood? 1129 00:55:10,708 --> 00:55:12,106 Some of it, yeah. 1130 00:55:12,175 --> 00:55:13,700 You can't smoke in here. 1131 00:55:14,912 --> 00:55:17,177 Take the rest of the day off. 1132 00:55:17,249 --> 00:55:19,809 Come back Monday with some clean clothes. 1133 00:55:19,885 --> 00:55:21,318 Get yourself together. 1134 00:55:21,386 --> 00:55:24,480 I got right in everyone's hostile little face. 1135 00:55:24,556 --> 00:55:26,820 Yes, these are bruises from fighting. 1136 00:55:26,892 --> 00:55:28,985 Yes, I'm comfortable with that. 1137 00:55:29,061 --> 00:55:30,528 I... am enlightened. 1138 00:55:33,232 --> 00:55:34,927 You give up the condo life... 1139 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,833 give up all your flaming worldly possessions... 1140 00:55:37,903 --> 00:55:39,598 go live in a dilapidated house 1141 00:55:39,672 --> 00:55:41,798 in a toxic waste part of town... 1142 00:55:41,873 --> 00:55:44,171 and you have to come home to this. 1143 00:55:44,243 --> 00:55:45,506 Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! 1144 00:55:51,351 --> 00:55:53,409 Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! 1145 00:55:56,156 --> 00:55:57,088 Hello? 1146 00:55:57,157 --> 00:55:58,521 Yes. This is Detective Stern 1147 00:55:58,591 --> 00:56:00,422 with the Arson Unit. 1148 00:56:00,493 --> 00:56:01,688 We have some new information 1149 00:56:01,762 --> 00:56:04,127 about the incident at your former condo. 1150 00:56:04,197 --> 00:56:05,221 Yes? 1151 00:56:05,298 --> 00:56:06,459 I don't know if you’re aware, 1152 00:56:06,533 --> 00:56:08,865 but it seems that someone sprayed Freon 1153 00:56:08,936 --> 00:56:10,232 into your front door lock, 1154 00:56:10,303 --> 00:56:13,603 then tapped it with a chisel to shatter the cylinder. 1155 00:56:13,674 --> 00:56:15,265 No, I wasn't aware of that at all. 1156 00:56:15,341 --> 00:56:17,174 I am Jack’s cold sweat. 1157 00:56:17,308 --> 00:56:19,435 Does this sound strange to you? 1158 00:56:19,510 --> 00:56:21,409 Uh, yes, sir. Strange. Very strange. 1159 00:56:21,477 --> 00:56:22,410 The dynamite- 1160 00:56:22,479 --> 00:56:23,411 Dynamite? 1161 00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:24,538 Left a residue 1162 00:56:24,615 --> 00:56:27,743 of ammonium oxalate potassium chloride. 1163 00:56:27,818 --> 00:56:29,786 Do you know what this means? 1164 00:56:29,853 --> 00:56:31,320 No. What does it mean? 1165 00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:33,288 It means it was homemade. 1166 00:56:34,525 --> 00:56:36,015 I'm sorry. This is just coming 1167 00:56:36,093 --> 00:56:37,652 as quite a shock to me, sir. 1168 00:56:37,729 --> 00:56:39,697 See, whoever set this homemade dynamite 1169 00:56:39,764 --> 00:56:41,322 could've blown out your pilot light 1170 00:56:41,399 --> 00:56:43,265 days before the actual explosion. 1171 00:56:43,336 --> 00:56:45,166 The gas was just the detonator. 1172 00:56:45,237 --> 00:56:46,636 Who would go and do such a thing? 1173 00:56:46,705 --> 00:56:47,967 I'll ask the questions. 1174 00:56:48,039 --> 00:56:50,303 Tell him. Tell him the liberator 1175 00:56:50,375 --> 00:56:53,105 who destroyed my property has realigned my perception. 1176 00:56:53,178 --> 00:56:54,840 Excuse me. Are you there? 1177 00:56:54,914 --> 00:56:56,847 No, I am listening. It's a little hard to know 1178 00:56:56,915 --> 00:56:58,280 what to make of all this. 1179 00:56:58,350 --> 00:57:00,478 Have you recently made enemies with anyone 1180 00:57:00,553 --> 00:57:02,850 who might have access to homemade dynamite? 1181 00:57:02,921 --> 00:57:04,013 - Enemies? - Reject the basic 1182 00:57:04,089 --> 00:57:05,523 assumption of civilization, 1183 00:57:05,591 --> 00:57:07,387 especially the importance of material possessions. 1184 00:57:07,459 --> 00:57:08,892 Son, this is serious. 1185 00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:10,326 Yes, I know it's serious. 1186 00:57:10,396 --> 00:57:11,328 I mean that. 1187 00:57:11,397 --> 00:57:12,988 Yes, it's very serious. 1188 00:57:13,064 --> 00:57:16,000 Look, nobody takes this more seriously than me. 1189 00:57:16,068 --> 00:57:18,366 That condo was my life. 1190 00:57:18,437 --> 00:57:22,397 OK? I loved every stick of furniture in that place. 1191 00:57:22,476 --> 00:57:24,375 That was not just a bunch of stuff 1192 00:57:24,443 --> 00:57:25,536 that got destroyed. 1193 00:57:25,612 --> 00:57:26,636 It was me! 1194 00:57:26,713 --> 00:57:28,146 I'd like to thank the Academy. 1195 00:57:28,215 --> 00:57:29,875 Is this not a good time for you? 1196 00:57:29,949 --> 00:57:31,713 Just tell him you fuckin' did it. 1197 00:57:31,785 --> 00:57:32,717 Shhh! 1198 00:57:32,786 --> 00:57:34,310 Tell him you blew it all up. 1199 00:57:34,388 --> 00:57:36,950 That's what he wants to hear. 1200 00:57:37,026 --> 00:57:38,288 Are you still there? 1201 00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:40,954 Wait. Are you saying that I'm a suspect? 1202 00:57:41,030 --> 00:57:43,624 No, no. I may need to talk to you a little further, 1203 00:57:43,699 --> 00:57:45,633 so how about you just lettin' me know if you’re gonna leave town? 1204 00:57:45,701 --> 00:57:46,794 OK? 1205 00:57:46,869 --> 00:57:47,961 OK. 1206 00:57:51,540 --> 00:57:52,734 Except for their humping, 1207 00:57:52,808 --> 00:57:55,572 Tyler and Marla were never in the same room. 1208 00:57:55,644 --> 00:57:58,671 My parents pulled this exact same act for years. 1209 00:57:58,748 --> 00:58:02,583 The condom is the glass slipper of our generation. 1210 00:58:02,653 --> 00:58:05,587 You slip one on when you meet a stranger. 1211 00:58:05,655 --> 00:58:08,056 You... dance all night. 1212 00:58:08,125 --> 00:58:10,285 Then you throw it away. 1213 00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:12,760 The condom, I mean. Not the stranger. 1214 00:58:14,165 --> 00:58:15,631 What? 1215 00:58:20,504 --> 00:58:23,301 I got this dress at a thrift store for $1.00. 1216 00:58:23,373 --> 00:58:25,274 It was worth every penny. 1217 00:58:25,343 --> 00:58:27,242 It's a bridesmaid's dress. 1218 00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:31,771 Someone loved it... intensely 1219 00:58:31,849 --> 00:58:34,282 for one day... 1220 00:58:34,352 --> 00:58:35,819 then tossed it. 1221 00:58:37,923 --> 00:58:40,118 Like a Christmas tree... 1222 00:58:40,192 --> 00:58:41,682 so special... 1223 00:58:42,928 --> 00:58:45,488 then... bam... 1224 00:58:45,564 --> 00:58:48,124 it's on the side of the road... 1225 00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:50,464 tinsel still clinging to it... 1226 00:58:52,371 --> 00:58:55,272 Like a sex crime victim... 1227 00:58:55,340 --> 00:58:57,867 underwear inside out... 1228 00:58:57,945 --> 00:58:59,776 bound with electrical tape. 1229 00:58:59,847 --> 00:59:01,110 Well, then it suits you. 1230 00:59:02,349 --> 00:59:04,180 You can borrow it sometime. 1231 00:59:11,659 --> 00:59:12,920 Get rid of her. 1232 00:59:14,161 --> 00:59:15,423 Why can't you get rid of her? 1233 00:59:15,496 --> 00:59:16,657 Don't mention me. 1234 00:59:16,731 --> 00:59:18,256 I'm 6 years old again, 1235 00:59:18,334 --> 00:59:20,563 passing messages between parents. 1236 00:59:24,506 --> 00:59:26,098 I really think it's time you got out of here. 1237 00:59:26,174 --> 00:59:27,403 Don't worry. I'm leaving. 1238 00:59:27,476 --> 00:59:28,408 Not that we don't love your little visits. 1239 00:59:28,477 --> 00:59:29,876 You are such a nut case. 1240 00:59:29,945 --> 00:59:31,468 I can't even begin to keep up. 1241 00:59:33,482 --> 00:59:36,279 Gotta get off 1242 00:59:36,351 --> 00:59:37,443 Thanks. Bye. 1243 00:59:37,519 --> 00:59:43,356 Gotta get off this merry-go-round 1244 00:59:48,464 --> 00:59:50,523 Gotta get on where 1245 00:59:52,701 --> 00:59:54,100 You kids. 1246 00:59:54,170 --> 00:59:57,402 Wh... Why do you still waste time with her? 1247 00:59:59,709 --> 01:00:01,199 I'll say this about Marla- 1248 01:00:01,278 --> 01:00:03,405 at least she's tryin' to hit bottom. 1249 01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:04,811 What, and I'm not? 1250 01:00:04,881 --> 01:00:05,973 Stickin' feathers up your butt 1251 01:00:06,049 --> 01:00:07,073 does not make you a chicken. 1252 01:00:08,552 --> 01:00:09,884 What are we doin' tonight? 1253 01:00:09,954 --> 01:00:11,648 - Tonight? - Yeah. 1254 01:00:11,721 --> 01:00:13,712 We make soap. 1255 01:00:13,790 --> 01:00:14,883 Really. 1256 01:00:14,959 --> 01:00:16,016 To make soap, first we render fat. 1257 01:00:36,575 --> 01:00:38,441 The salt balance has to be just right, 1258 01:00:38,511 --> 01:00:41,206 so the best fat for making soap comes from humans. 1259 01:00:42,349 --> 01:00:43,543 Wait. What is this place? 1260 01:00:43,617 --> 01:00:45,083 A liposuction clinic. 1261 01:00:53,426 --> 01:00:54,484 Aha! Pay dirt. 1262 01:00:55,595 --> 01:00:58,723 The richest, creamiest fat in the world. 1263 01:00:58,798 --> 01:01:00,197 Fat of the land. 1264 01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:08,573 Come on. 1265 01:01:13,147 --> 01:01:14,670 Oh, God! Oh! 1266 01:01:14,748 --> 01:01:16,375 Get another one. Unhh! 1267 01:01:22,957 --> 01:01:25,050 As the fat renders, the tallows float to the surface. 1268 01:01:25,126 --> 01:01:26,889 Like in Boy Scouts. 1269 01:01:26,961 --> 01:01:29,362 I can imagine you as a Boy Scout. 1270 01:01:29,431 --> 01:01:30,420 Keep stirrin'. 1271 01:01:33,401 --> 01:01:34,699 Once the tallow hardens, 1272 01:01:34,770 --> 01:01:36,964 we skim off a layer of glycerin. 1273 01:01:37,038 --> 01:01:39,372 If you were to add nitric acid, you got nitroglycerin. 1274 01:01:39,442 --> 01:01:40,705 If you were then to add sodium nitrate 1275 01:01:40,778 --> 01:01:43,405 and a dash of sawdust, you got dynamite. 1276 01:01:43,479 --> 01:01:45,277 Yeah, with enough soap, 1277 01:01:45,349 --> 01:01:47,647 we could blow up just about anything. 1278 01:01:47,718 --> 01:01:49,651 Tyler was full of useful information. 1279 01:01:49,719 --> 01:01:52,120 Now, ancient peoples found that clothes got cleaner 1280 01:01:52,189 --> 01:01:53,985 when they washed them at a certain point in the river. 1281 01:01:54,057 --> 01:01:55,616 - You know why? - No. 1282 01:01:59,296 --> 01:02:00,855 Human sacrifices were once made 1283 01:02:00,932 --> 01:02:02,297 on the hills above this river. 1284 01:02:02,367 --> 01:02:04,528 Bodies burned. Water seeped into the wood and ashes 1285 01:02:04,602 --> 01:02:06,263 to create lye. 1286 01:02:06,337 --> 01:02:08,635 This is lye, the crucial ingredient. 1287 01:02:08,707 --> 01:02:10,436 Once it mixed with the melted fat of bodies, 1288 01:02:10,508 --> 01:02:11,975 a thick, white, soapy discharge 1289 01:02:12,043 --> 01:02:14,443 crept into the river. May I see your hand, please? 1290 01:02:22,587 --> 01:02:23,781 What is this? 1291 01:02:23,855 --> 01:02:25,288 This... is chemical burn. 1292 01:02:25,356 --> 01:02:26,448 Uh-Aah! Aah! 1293 01:02:26,524 --> 01:02:28,389 It'll hurt more than you've ever been burned, 1294 01:02:28,460 --> 01:02:30,018 and you will have a scar. 1295 01:02:30,095 --> 01:02:33,497 If meditation worked for cancer, it could work for this. 1296 01:02:33,566 --> 01:02:35,328 Stay with the pain. Don't shove to center. 1297 01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:37,027 No, no! Oh, God! 1298 01:02:37,102 --> 01:02:38,503 Look at your hand. 1299 01:02:38,572 --> 01:02:39,936 The first soap was made from the ashes of heroes, 1300 01:02:40,005 --> 01:02:41,563 Like the first monkey shot into space. 1301 01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:43,302 Without pain, without sacrifice, 1302 01:02:43,376 --> 01:02:44,673 we would have nothin'. 1303 01:02:44,745 --> 01:02:47,679 I tried not to think of the the words "sear" or "flesh." 1304 01:02:47,747 --> 01:02:49,272 Stop it! This is your pain. 1305 01:02:49,349 --> 01:02:50,907 This is your burning hand. It's right here. 1306 01:02:50,983 --> 01:02:52,041 I'm going to my cave. 1307 01:02:52,118 --> 01:02:53,677 I'm going to my cave and find my power animal. 1308 01:02:53,754 --> 01:02:56,813 No! Don't deal with it the way those dead people do! 1309 01:02:56,889 --> 01:02:57,823 Come on! 1310 01:02:57,892 --> 01:02:59,053 I get the point! OK! Please! 1311 01:02:59,128 --> 01:03:00,720 No. What you're feeling is premature enlightenment. 1312 01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:07,265 This is the greatest moment of your life, man, 1313 01:03:07,336 --> 01:03:10,362 and you're off somewhere- 1314 01:03:10,439 --> 01:03:11,906 Shut up. 1315 01:03:11,974 --> 01:03:13,441 Our fathers were our models for God. 1316 01:03:13,509 --> 01:03:14,770 If our fathers bailed, 1317 01:03:14,843 --> 01:03:16,640 what does that tell you about God? 1318 01:03:16,712 --> 01:03:17,645 No, no. 1319 01:03:17,714 --> 01:03:19,409 Listen to me. 1320 01:03:19,482 --> 01:03:21,416 You have to consider the possibility 1321 01:03:21,484 --> 01:03:23,543 that God does not like you, 1322 01:03:23,620 --> 01:03:24,678 He never wanted you. 1323 01:03:24,754 --> 01:03:27,120 In all probability, He hates you. 1324 01:03:27,190 --> 01:03:29,021 This is not the worst thing that can happen. 1325 01:03:29,092 --> 01:03:30,788 We don't need Him. 1326 01:03:30,861 --> 01:03:31,884 We don't! I agree! 1327 01:03:31,961 --> 01:03:33,758 Fuck damnation, man. Fuck redemption. 1328 01:03:33,830 --> 01:03:35,263 We are God's unwanted children? 1329 01:03:35,331 --> 01:03:36,424 So be it! 1330 01:03:37,867 --> 01:03:39,698 Listen! You can run water over your hand 1331 01:03:39,769 --> 01:03:42,068 to make it worse, or- Look at me- 1332 01:03:42,139 --> 01:03:44,402 or you can use vinegar to neutralize the burn. 1333 01:03:44,474 --> 01:03:45,702 Please let me have some! Please! 1334 01:03:45,775 --> 01:03:47,403 First you have to give up. 1335 01:03:47,478 --> 01:03:50,776 First you have to know, not fear, 1336 01:03:50,847 --> 01:03:53,749 know that someday you're gonna die. 1337 01:03:53,818 --> 01:03:55,580 You don't know how this feels! 1338 01:04:00,958 --> 01:04:02,118 It's only after we've lost everything 1339 01:04:02,193 --> 01:04:04,219 that we're free to do anything. 1340 01:04:06,197 --> 01:04:07,129 OK. 1341 01:04:22,416 --> 01:04:23,678 Congratulations. 1342 01:04:23,750 --> 01:04:26,617 You're one step closer to hitting bottom. 1343 01:04:29,089 --> 01:04:31,216 Tyler sold his soap to department stores 1344 01:04:31,291 --> 01:04:33,054 at $20 a bar. 1345 01:04:33,126 --> 01:04:34,491 God knows what they charged. 1346 01:04:34,561 --> 01:04:37,223 This is the best soap. 1347 01:04:37,297 --> 01:04:38,822 Why, thank you, Suzie. 1348 01:04:38,900 --> 01:04:40,390 It was beautiful. 1349 01:04:40,468 --> 01:04:41,867 We were selling rich women 1350 01:04:41,936 --> 01:04:44,234 their own fat asses back to them. 1351 01:04:45,740 --> 01:04:47,367 He was wearing his yellow tie. 1352 01:04:47,442 --> 01:04:50,036 I didn't even wear a tie to work anymore. 1353 01:04:50,112 --> 01:04:51,703 "The first rule of Fight Club 1354 01:04:51,779 --> 01:04:53,474 is you don't talk about Fight Club"? 1355 01:04:53,548 --> 01:04:55,209 I'm half asleep again. 1356 01:04:55,283 --> 01:04:57,115 I must've left the original in the copy machine. 1357 01:04:57,185 --> 01:04:59,676 "The second rule of Fight Club - " is this yours? 1358 01:04:59,754 --> 01:05:01,484 Huh? 1359 01:05:01,557 --> 01:05:03,046 Pretend you're me. 1360 01:05:03,124 --> 01:05:04,887 Make a managerial decision. 1361 01:05:04,959 --> 01:05:07,588 You find this. What would you do? 1362 01:05:12,301 --> 01:05:14,235 Well, I gotta tell ya... 1363 01:05:14,303 --> 01:05:17,830 I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that. 1364 01:05:17,907 --> 01:05:19,603 Because the person who wrote that... 1365 01:05:19,676 --> 01:05:21,404 is dangerous. 1366 01:05:21,477 --> 01:05:24,379 And this buttoned-down, oxford-cloth psycho 1367 01:05:24,447 --> 01:05:26,004 might just snap 1368 01:05:26,081 --> 01:05:28,676 and then stalk from office to office 1369 01:05:28,752 --> 01:05:32,449 with an Armilade AR-10 carbine gas-powered 1370 01:05:32,522 --> 01:05:34,080 semi-automatic weapon, 1371 01:05:34,157 --> 01:05:36,022 pumping round after round 1372 01:05:36,092 --> 01:05:37,992 into colleagues and coworkers. 1373 01:05:39,298 --> 01:05:42,699 This might be someone you've known for years... 1374 01:05:42,768 --> 01:05:46,135 someone very... very... close to you. 1375 01:05:46,204 --> 01:05:49,298 Tyler's words coming out of my mouth. 1376 01:05:51,076 --> 01:05:52,839 And I used to be such a nice guy. 1377 01:05:52,911 --> 01:05:55,175 Maybe you shouldn't bring me every little piece of trash 1378 01:05:55,247 --> 01:05:56,874 you happen to pick up. 1379 01:05:59,687 --> 01:06:01,551 Liability. 1380 01:06:01,621 --> 01:06:03,316 My tit's gonna rot off. 1381 01:06:05,292 --> 01:06:06,815 Will you excuse me? I need to take this. 1382 01:06:13,132 --> 01:06:14,531 What're you talking about? 1383 01:06:14,600 --> 01:06:16,796 I need you to check and see if there's a lump in my breast. 1384 01:06:16,870 --> 01:06:18,496 Go to a hospital. 1385 01:06:18,571 --> 01:06:20,767 I can't afford to throw money away on a doctor. 1386 01:06:22,309 --> 01:06:24,037 I don't know about this, Marla. 1387 01:06:24,110 --> 01:06:25,806 Please? 1388 01:06:25,879 --> 01:06:27,608 She didn't call Tyler. 1389 01:06:27,681 --> 01:06:29,841 I'm neutral in her book. 1390 01:06:32,086 --> 01:06:33,178 That's nice. 1391 01:06:33,253 --> 01:06:34,810 Taking food to Mrs... 1392 01:06:34,887 --> 01:06:36,253 Hanna burr, Mrs. Raines? 1393 01:06:36,323 --> 01:06:37,688 Who are they... exactly? 1394 01:06:37,758 --> 01:06:39,522 Tragically, they're dead. 1395 01:06:39,594 --> 01:06:41,391 I'm alive, and I'm in poverty. 1396 01:06:41,463 --> 01:06:42,395 You want any? 1397 01:06:42,464 --> 01:06:43,396 No. No. 1398 01:06:43,465 --> 01:06:44,762 I got one for you. 1399 01:06:44,833 --> 01:06:46,197 Thanks for the thought. 1400 01:06:48,103 --> 01:06:50,367 What happened to your hand? 1401 01:06:50,438 --> 01:06:51,598 Uh... nothin'. 1402 01:06:52,707 --> 01:06:53,639 Right there. 1403 01:06:53,708 --> 01:06:54,640 Uhh. 1404 01:06:55,944 --> 01:06:57,378 Feel anything? 1405 01:06:57,446 --> 01:06:58,377 No. 1406 01:06:58,448 --> 01:06:59,710 Well, make sure. 1407 01:07:01,618 --> 01:07:03,711 Ok, I'm - I'm pretty sure. 1408 01:07:03,787 --> 01:07:04,845 You feel nothing. 1409 01:07:04,921 --> 01:07:06,946 No. Nothing. 1410 01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:10,893 Well, that's a relief. 1411 01:07:10,961 --> 01:07:12,223 Thank you. 1412 01:07:12,295 --> 01:07:14,230 Uh, um... no problem. 1413 01:07:14,298 --> 01:07:16,424 I wish I could return the favor. 1414 01:07:16,500 --> 01:07:18,595 There's not a lot of breast cancer in the men in my family. 1415 01:07:18,670 --> 01:07:20,103 Could check your prostate. 1416 01:07:20,172 --> 01:07:22,162 I think I'm OK. 1417 01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:24,175 Well, thanks, anyway. 1418 01:07:29,248 --> 01:07:30,476 Are we done? 1419 01:07:30,549 --> 01:07:33,915 Yeah, we're done. See you... around. 1420 01:07:51,256 --> 01:07:52,188 Cornelius? 1421 01:07:53,358 --> 01:07:54,290 Cornelius! 1422 01:07:55,761 --> 01:07:57,058 It's me... 1423 01:07:57,129 --> 01:07:58,494 Bob! 1424 01:07:58,564 --> 01:07:59,964 Hey... Bob. 1425 01:08:01,868 --> 01:08:03,529 Hey. Uhh! 1426 01:08:03,603 --> 01:08:04,797 We all thought you were dead. 1427 01:08:04,871 --> 01:08:07,032 No, no. Still here. 1428 01:08:07,106 --> 01:08:09,040 How are you, Bob? 1429 01:08:09,108 --> 01:08:10,939 Better than I've ever been in my whole life. 1430 01:08:11,010 --> 01:08:13,706 Really. You still remaining men together? 1431 01:08:13,780 --> 01:08:15,873 No, no. I got somethin' so much better now. 1432 01:08:15,949 --> 01:08:17,440 Really. What is it? 1433 01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:20,649 Well... 1434 01:08:20,722 --> 01:08:22,816 first rule is... 1435 01:08:22,892 --> 01:08:24,722 I'm not supposed to talk about it. 1436 01:08:25,860 --> 01:08:27,226 And the second rule is, 1437 01:08:27,296 --> 01:08:29,025 I'm not supposed to talk about it. 1438 01:08:29,098 --> 01:08:30,689 And the third rule is... 1439 01:08:30,765 --> 01:08:33,166 Bob. Bob. I'm a member. 1440 01:08:33,235 --> 01:08:35,759 Look at my face, Bob. 1441 01:08:37,907 --> 01:08:40,069 That's fuckin' - That's fuckin' great. 1442 01:08:40,143 --> 01:08:42,076 I've... l’ve never seen you there. 1443 01:08:42,144 --> 01:08:43,874 I go Tuesdays and Thursdays. 1444 01:08:43,947 --> 01:08:45,915 I go Saturday. 1445 01:08:45,983 --> 01:08:47,244 Congratulations. 1446 01:08:48,385 --> 01:08:50,410 Yeah. Hey, to both of us, right? 1447 01:08:50,487 --> 01:08:52,216 Have you heard about the guy that invented this thing? 1448 01:08:52,289 --> 01:08:53,916 Well, uh, yeah, actually. I- 1449 01:08:53,991 --> 01:08:56,186 I hear all kinds of things. 1450 01:08:56,259 --> 01:09:00,525 Supposedly... he was born in a mental institution. 1451 01:09:00,597 --> 01:09:04,192 And he sleeps only one hour a night. 1452 01:09:04,267 --> 01:09:05,598 He's a great man. 1453 01:09:05,669 --> 01:09:06,601 Oh... 1454 01:09:06,670 --> 01:09:08,934 do you know about Tyler Durden? 1455 01:09:17,981 --> 01:09:19,506 Ha ha ha! 1456 01:09:24,555 --> 01:09:29,224 Take him down! 1457 01:09:34,399 --> 01:09:36,664 I didn't hurt you, did I? 1458 01:09:36,735 --> 01:09:39,330 Actually, you did. 1459 01:09:39,406 --> 01:09:40,998 Thank you for this. 1460 01:09:41,074 --> 01:09:43,202 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1461 01:09:43,277 --> 01:09:44,208 Fight Club. 1462 01:09:44,277 --> 01:09:46,177 Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. 1463 01:09:46,246 --> 01:09:47,839 This was mine and Tyler's gift... 1464 01:09:47,982 --> 01:09:50,108 our gift to the world. 1465 01:09:50,183 --> 01:09:52,015 Look around. Look around. 1466 01:09:52,086 --> 01:09:53,986 I see a lot of new faces. 1467 01:09:54,055 --> 01:09:54,987 - Ha ha! - Ha ha! 1468 01:09:55,056 --> 01:09:56,044 Shut up! 1469 01:09:57,358 --> 01:09:59,190 Which means a lot of you 1470 01:09:59,261 --> 01:10:02,161 have been breaking the first 2 rules of Fight Club. 1471 01:10:10,439 --> 01:10:11,701 Man, I see in Fight Club 1472 01:10:11,773 --> 01:10:14,640 the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. 1473 01:10:14,710 --> 01:10:17,201 I see all this potential. 1474 01:10:17,279 --> 01:10:18,576 And I see squandering. 1475 01:10:19,948 --> 01:10:21,040 God damn it. 1476 01:10:21,116 --> 01:10:24,052 An entire generation pumping gas... 1477 01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:25,609 waiting tables... 1478 01:10:25,687 --> 01:10:27,621 slaves with white collars. 1479 01:10:30,459 --> 01:10:33,519 Advertising has its taste in cars and clothes... 1480 01:10:33,595 --> 01:10:36,826 working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. 1481 01:10:40,637 --> 01:10:43,230 We're the middle children of history, man. 1482 01:10:43,306 --> 01:10:45,741 No purpose or place. 1483 01:10:45,809 --> 01:10:49,244 We have no Great War... no Great Depression. 1484 01:10:51,815 --> 01:10:54,578 Our Great War's a spiritual war. 1485 01:10:54,650 --> 01:10:57,882 Our Great Depression is our lives. 1486 01:11:01,827 --> 01:11:03,260 We've all been raised on television 1487 01:11:03,329 --> 01:11:05,262 to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires 1488 01:11:05,330 --> 01:11:07,799 and movie gods and rock stars. 1489 01:11:07,867 --> 01:11:09,596 But we won't. 1490 01:11:09,668 --> 01:11:11,568 We're slowly learning that fact. 1491 01:11:12,905 --> 01:11:15,533 And we're very, very pissed off. 1492 01:11:15,608 --> 01:11:16,540 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1493 01:11:20,547 --> 01:11:23,914 First rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about- 1494 01:11:29,422 --> 01:11:30,650 Who are you? 1495 01:11:31,792 --> 01:11:33,021 Who am I? 1496 01:11:33,093 --> 01:11:34,151 Yeah. 1497 01:11:35,662 --> 01:11:36,686 There's a sign in the front 1498 01:11:36,763 --> 01:11:37,822 that says "Lou's Tavern." 1499 01:11:38,965 --> 01:11:41,160 I'm fuckin' Lou. 1500 01:11:41,234 --> 01:11:42,861 Who the fuck are you? 1501 01:11:42,937 --> 01:11:44,927 Tyler Durden. 1502 01:11:48,309 --> 01:11:50,936 Who told you motherfuckers that you could use my place? 1503 01:11:51,011 --> 01:11:52,979 We have a deal worked out with Irvin. 1504 01:11:53,046 --> 01:11:54,071 Irvin? 1505 01:11:54,148 --> 01:11:56,672 Irvin's at home with a broken collarbone. 1506 01:11:56,750 --> 01:11:58,377 He don't own this place. 1507 01:11:58,451 --> 01:11:59,384 I do. 1508 01:12:01,490 --> 01:12:03,480 How much money is he gettin' for this? 1509 01:12:03,558 --> 01:12:04,821 There is no money. 1510 01:12:04,893 --> 01:12:07,487 - Really. Ain't that somethin'? - Free to all. 1511 01:12:07,562 --> 01:12:09,428 It is, actually. 1512 01:12:09,498 --> 01:12:11,966 Look, stupid fuck... 1513 01:12:12,034 --> 01:12:13,523 I want everybody outta here right now. 1514 01:12:13,601 --> 01:12:16,833 Hey. You should join our club. 1515 01:12:18,173 --> 01:12:19,607 Did you hear what I just said? 1516 01:12:19,676 --> 01:12:21,440 You and your friend. 1517 01:12:21,512 --> 01:12:23,309 Oomph! 1518 01:12:23,380 --> 01:12:24,438 Uhh! 1519 01:12:24,515 --> 01:12:26,415 You hear me now?! 1520 01:12:27,952 --> 01:12:30,113 No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou. 1521 01:12:30,187 --> 01:12:31,245 Ooh! 1522 01:12:31,322 --> 01:12:32,254 Pfft! 1523 01:12:33,991 --> 01:12:34,923 Ohhh... 1524 01:12:36,493 --> 01:12:38,256 Still not gettin' it. 1525 01:12:39,463 --> 01:12:41,125 Aah! OK, OK, OK. I got it. 1526 01:12:41,200 --> 01:12:43,633 I got it. I got it. Shit, I lost it. 1527 01:12:43,702 --> 01:12:45,294 Ooh! 1528 01:12:45,370 --> 01:12:46,497 Back! All of you! 1529 01:12:48,573 --> 01:12:49,631 Everybody back. 1530 01:12:51,878 --> 01:12:53,742 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 1531 01:12:55,680 --> 01:12:57,911 Ha ha ha ha ha! 1532 01:12:57,984 --> 01:13:00,008 Aw, Lou... 1533 01:13:00,085 --> 01:13:02,076 Come on, man. 1534 01:13:02,153 --> 01:13:03,678 We really like this place. 1535 01:13:05,123 --> 01:13:06,556 Ohh! 1536 01:13:11,596 --> 01:13:12,722 Ohhh... 1537 01:13:12,797 --> 01:13:15,790 - That's right, Lou, get it- - Shut the fuck up! 1538 01:13:15,868 --> 01:13:17,630 Oh, yeah! 1539 01:13:17,702 --> 01:13:20,229 Yeah! Ha ha ha ha ha! 1540 01:13:20,307 --> 01:13:22,536 Ho ho ho ha ha ha! 1541 01:13:22,608 --> 01:13:23,871 Think that's fuckin' funny?! 1542 01:13:23,944 --> 01:13:25,912 Ho ho, ho! Ha ha ha ha! 1543 01:13:25,979 --> 01:13:28,971 Ha ha ha ha - Ohh! Ho ho ho! 1544 01:13:33,619 --> 01:13:35,485 Fuckin' guys are loony, I'm tellin' ya. 1545 01:13:37,724 --> 01:13:39,715 Unbelievable. Aah! 1546 01:13:43,632 --> 01:13:44,827 You don't know where I've been, Lou. 1547 01:13:44,901 --> 01:13:46,595 - Oh, my God! - Ha ha ha! 1548 01:13:46,669 --> 01:13:49,536 You don't know where I've been! Ha ha! 1549 01:13:49,605 --> 01:13:51,903 Ha ha ha ha ha! 1550 01:13:51,974 --> 01:13:54,204 Lou! Please let us keep it, Lou! 1551 01:13:54,276 --> 01:13:55,744 Please, Lou! 1552 01:13:55,812 --> 01:13:58,279 Fuckin' use the basement! Christ! 1553 01:13:58,347 --> 01:14:01,250 I want your word, Lou! I want your word! 1554 01:14:01,319 --> 01:14:03,252 On my mother's honor. 1555 01:14:04,988 --> 01:14:05,921 Uhh! 1556 01:14:07,658 --> 01:14:09,454 Lou! 1557 01:14:09,526 --> 01:14:11,154 Aaahhh! 1558 01:14:12,463 --> 01:14:13,555 Thanks, Lou. 1559 01:14:15,865 --> 01:14:17,561 You, too, big guy. 1560 01:14:21,939 --> 01:14:23,463 See you next week. 1561 01:14:39,724 --> 01:14:42,057 This week... each one of you... 1562 01:14:42,127 --> 01:14:44,220 has a homework assignment. 1563 01:14:44,296 --> 01:14:45,558 You're gonna go out. 1564 01:14:45,630 --> 01:14:48,030 You're gonna start a fight with a total stranger. 1565 01:14:51,470 --> 01:14:52,994 You're gonna start a fight. 1566 01:14:54,139 --> 01:14:55,572 And you're gonna lose. 1567 01:14:58,643 --> 01:15:00,306 Excellent choice, sir. 1568 01:15:02,316 --> 01:15:04,011 Hey! Watch out, jackass! 1569 01:15:04,085 --> 01:15:05,177 Come on! 1570 01:15:05,253 --> 01:15:07,846 Now, this is not as easy as it sounds. 1571 01:15:09,802 --> 01:15:11,632 I'm thinkin' you really-What?! 1572 01:15:11,703 --> 01:15:13,136 Son of a bitch! 1573 01:15:13,204 --> 01:15:16,106 Most people... normal people... 1574 01:15:16,175 --> 01:15:18,233 do just about anything to avoid a fight. 1575 01:15:19,811 --> 01:15:22,077 Excuse me. You sprayed me with your hose. 1576 01:15:22,148 --> 01:15:23,341 Like that? 1577 01:15:23,415 --> 01:15:24,780 That's not necessary. 1578 01:15:24,850 --> 01:15:26,716 Dave! Go call 911! 1579 01:15:28,487 --> 01:15:29,419 Aaaahhh! 1580 01:15:31,424 --> 01:15:33,691 Stop it! 1581 01:15:36,329 --> 01:15:37,261 Sorry. 1582 01:15:37,330 --> 01:15:39,195 What did - Come here! 1583 01:15:39,265 --> 01:15:41,426 Leave me alone! You crazy? 1584 01:15:41,501 --> 01:15:42,468 Uhh! 1585 01:15:43,770 --> 01:15:44,862 Unhh! Uhh! 1586 01:15:46,071 --> 01:15:47,004 Bastard! 1587 01:15:52,779 --> 01:15:54,246 We need to talk. 1588 01:15:56,950 --> 01:15:57,882 OK. 1589 01:16:00,454 --> 01:16:01,716 Where to begin? 1590 01:16:01,789 --> 01:16:04,223 With your constant absenteeism? 1591 01:16:04,291 --> 01:16:07,385 With your unpresentable appearance? 1592 01:16:07,461 --> 01:16:08,826 You're up for review. 1593 01:16:08,896 --> 01:16:12,127 I am Jack’s... complete lack of surprise. 1594 01:16:12,199 --> 01:16:13,132 What? 1595 01:16:13,201 --> 01:16:14,168 Let's pretend. 1596 01:16:14,236 --> 01:16:16,066 You're the Department of Transportation. 1597 01:16:16,137 --> 01:16:17,104 OK? 1598 01:16:17,171 --> 01:16:20,836 Someone informs you that this company 1599 01:16:20,910 --> 01:16:22,901 installs front seat mounting brackets 1600 01:16:22,979 --> 01:16:25,005 that never pass collision tests... 1601 01:16:25,082 --> 01:16:28,517 brake linings that fail after a thousand miles, 1602 01:16:28,584 --> 01:16:30,746 and fuel injectors that explode 1603 01:16:30,821 --> 01:16:32,583 and burn people alive. 1604 01:16:33,890 --> 01:16:34,983 What then? 1605 01:16:35,058 --> 01:16:37,355 Are you threatening me? 1606 01:16:37,426 --> 01:16:38,393 No... 1607 01:16:38,461 --> 01:16:40,225 Get the fuck outta here. You're fired. 1608 01:16:40,297 --> 01:16:41,993 I have a better solution. 1609 01:16:42,066 --> 01:16:45,558 You keep me on the payroll as an outside consultant. 1610 01:16:45,637 --> 01:16:47,366 And in exchange for my salary, 1611 01:16:47,438 --> 01:16:49,234 my job will be never to tell people 1612 01:16:49,306 --> 01:16:51,537 these things that I know. 1613 01:16:51,609 --> 01:16:53,600 I don't even have to come into the office. 1614 01:16:53,678 --> 01:16:55,144 I can do this job from home. 1615 01:16:56,948 --> 01:16:58,882 Who-Who the fuck do you think you are, 1616 01:16:58,950 --> 01:17:01,680 you crazy little shit? 1617 01:17:05,858 --> 01:17:07,324 Security? 1618 01:17:07,392 --> 01:17:09,383 I am Jack's smirking revenge. 1619 01:17:09,460 --> 01:17:10,654 Ohh! 1620 01:17:15,466 --> 01:17:16,593 Ohh! 1621 01:17:16,669 --> 01:17:17,999 Ahh... ahh... 1622 01:17:18,069 --> 01:17:20,435 What the hell are you doing? 1623 01:17:28,682 --> 01:17:30,911 Ohh... that hurt. 1624 01:17:33,220 --> 01:17:35,881 Why would you do that? 1625 01:17:35,955 --> 01:17:37,217 Oh, my God. 1626 01:17:37,289 --> 01:17:38,951 No! Please stop! 1627 01:17:41,696 --> 01:17:44,097 Uhh! Uh... uhh! 1628 01:17:49,104 --> 01:17:50,366 What are you doing? 1629 01:17:51,506 --> 01:17:53,565 Oh, God, no! Please! No! 1630 01:17:53,642 --> 01:17:56,304 For some reason, I thought of my first fight 1631 01:17:56,378 --> 01:17:57,742 with Tyler. 1632 01:17:57,812 --> 01:17:58,745 No! 1633 01:18:23,873 --> 01:18:26,104 Under and behind and inside, 1634 01:18:26,176 --> 01:18:28,370 everything this man took for granted... 1635 01:18:28,444 --> 01:18:30,811 something horrible had been growing. 1636 01:18:32,015 --> 01:18:33,107 Now, look. 1637 01:18:33,182 --> 01:18:35,514 Give me the paychecks like I asked, 1638 01:18:35,585 --> 01:18:37,917 and you won't ever see me again. 1639 01:18:37,987 --> 01:18:41,447 And right then, at our most excellent moment together... 1640 01:18:43,794 --> 01:18:45,921 Oh... thank God. 1641 01:18:45,996 --> 01:18:47,862 Please don't hit me again. Please... 1642 01:18:47,933 --> 01:18:50,093 Telephone, computer, fax machine, 1643 01:18:50,167 --> 01:18:54,400 52 weekly paychecks, and 48 airline flight coupons. 1644 01:18:54,472 --> 01:18:56,871 We now had corporate sponsorship. 1645 01:18:56,942 --> 01:18:59,172 This is how Tyler and I were able to have Fight Club 1646 01:18:59,244 --> 01:19:00,710 every night of the week. 1647 01:19:03,450 --> 01:19:05,941 Now nobody was the center of Fight Club 1648 01:19:06,019 --> 01:19:08,010 except the 2 men fighting. 1649 01:19:08,088 --> 01:19:12,081 The leader walked through the crowd, out in the darkness. 1650 01:19:13,360 --> 01:19:16,227 Tyler was now involved in a class-action lawsuit 1651 01:19:16,296 --> 01:19:18,821 with the Pressman Hotel over the urine content of their soup. 1652 01:19:25,406 --> 01:19:27,670 I am Jack’s wasted life. 1653 01:19:32,246 --> 01:19:35,272 Yeah! Yeah! Ha ha! Yeah! 1654 01:19:35,416 --> 01:19:36,747 There you are, sir. 1655 01:19:40,089 --> 01:19:42,682 Tyler dreamed up new homework assignments. 1656 01:19:42,757 --> 01:19:45,386 He handed them out in sealed envelopes. 1657 01:20:24,536 --> 01:20:26,128 Did you know there's a Fight Club 1658 01:20:26,204 --> 01:20:27,136 up in Delaware City? 1659 01:20:27,205 --> 01:20:28,137 Yeah, I heard. 1660 01:20:29,307 --> 01:20:31,935 There's one in Penn's Grove, too. 1661 01:20:32,010 --> 01:20:34,240 Bob even found one up in Newcastle. 1662 01:20:34,312 --> 01:20:36,246 Yeah. Did you start that one? 1663 01:20:36,314 --> 01:20:37,748 No. I thought you did. 1664 01:20:37,817 --> 01:20:39,078 Nah. 1665 01:20:39,151 --> 01:20:40,083 Pff! 1666 01:21:29,037 --> 01:21:30,401 Stop for a second. 1667 01:21:30,472 --> 01:21:31,905 Hey, what are we doing? 1668 01:21:31,973 --> 01:21:32,905 Turn around. 1669 01:21:32,974 --> 01:21:34,407 What are we doing? 1670 01:21:34,476 --> 01:21:35,408 Homework assignment. 1671 01:21:35,477 --> 01:21:36,739 What kind of homework assignment? 1672 01:21:36,811 --> 01:21:38,073 Human sacrifice. 1673 01:21:38,146 --> 01:21:39,238 Hey, is that a gun? 1674 01:21:39,314 --> 01:21:40,747 Please. Please tell me that's not a gun. 1675 01:21:40,815 --> 01:21:41,749 It's a gun. 1676 01:21:41,818 --> 01:21:42,750 What are you doing? 1677 01:21:42,819 --> 01:21:43,751 Meet me in the back. 1678 01:21:43,820 --> 01:21:45,253 Hey, don't fuck around. 1679 01:21:45,322 --> 01:21:46,551 Meet me in the back. 1680 01:21:46,624 --> 01:21:48,750 On a long enough time line, 1681 01:21:48,825 --> 01:21:51,191 the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. 1682 01:21:52,330 --> 01:21:54,297 What are you doing? Come on. 1683 01:21:54,364 --> 01:21:55,729 Hands behind your back. 1684 01:21:55,799 --> 01:21:56,731 God. 1685 01:21:56,800 --> 01:21:57,893 Give me your wallet. 1686 01:21:59,169 --> 01:22:00,500 Raymond K. Hessel, 1687 01:22:00,570 --> 01:22:03,564 1320 Southeast Banning, apartment A. 1688 01:22:03,642 --> 01:22:04,972 Small, cramped basement apartment, Raymond? 1689 01:22:05,042 --> 01:22:06,066 How did you know? 1690 01:22:06,144 --> 01:22:07,772 Because they give shitty basement apartments 1691 01:22:07,846 --> 01:22:09,780 Letters instead of numbers. 1692 01:22:09,848 --> 01:22:11,280 Raymond... 1693 01:22:11,349 --> 01:22:12,783 you're going to die. 1694 01:22:12,851 --> 01:22:14,318 Oh, my God, no... 1695 01:22:14,386 --> 01:22:15,580 Is that your mom and dad? 1696 01:22:15,654 --> 01:22:17,143 Mom and dad are going to have to call up 1697 01:22:17,221 --> 01:22:18,211 kindly Dr. So-And-So 1698 01:22:18,290 --> 01:22:19,689 to pick up your dental records. 1699 01:22:19,758 --> 01:22:20,952 You want to know why? 1700 01:22:21,026 --> 01:22:22,754 Because there's going to be nothing left of your face. 1701 01:22:22,827 --> 01:22:24,591 Aw, come on. 1702 01:22:24,663 --> 01:22:27,097 An expired community college student I.D. 1703 01:22:27,166 --> 01:22:28,598 What'd you study, Raymond? 1704 01:22:28,667 --> 01:22:30,225 S- S-S-Stuff. 1705 01:22:30,302 --> 01:22:31,701 Stuff? 1706 01:22:31,770 --> 01:22:33,896 Were the midterms hard? 1707 01:22:35,007 --> 01:22:36,372 I asked you what you studied. 1708 01:22:36,441 --> 01:22:37,567 Biology, mostly. 1709 01:22:37,643 --> 01:22:38,768 Why? 1710 01:22:38,843 --> 01:22:40,744 I- I don't know. 1711 01:22:40,812 --> 01:22:44,214 What did you want to be, Raymond K. Hessel? 1712 01:22:45,685 --> 01:22:47,812 The question, Raymond, 1713 01:22:47,887 --> 01:22:51,277 was what did you want to be? 1714 01:22:51,411 --> 01:22:53,242 Answer him, Raymond! Jesus! 1715 01:22:53,313 --> 01:22:54,712 Veterinarian! Veterinarian! 1716 01:22:54,781 --> 01:22:55,840 Animals. 1717 01:22:55,916 --> 01:22:57,849 Yeah, animal s-s-s- 1718 01:22:57,917 --> 01:22:58,941 Stuff. Yeah, I got that. 1719 01:22:59,018 --> 01:23:00,076 That means you have to get more schooling. 1720 01:23:00,153 --> 01:23:01,587 Too much school. 1721 01:23:01,655 --> 01:23:03,021 Would you rather be dead? 1722 01:23:03,091 --> 01:23:04,023 No... 1723 01:23:04,092 --> 01:23:05,320 Would you rather die, here, 1724 01:23:05,393 --> 01:23:06,827 on your knees, 1725 01:23:06,896 --> 01:23:08,692 in the back of a convenience store? 1726 01:23:08,763 --> 01:23:10,321 No... No, please... 1727 01:23:10,398 --> 01:23:11,661 no... 1728 01:23:14,936 --> 01:23:16,495 I'm keeping your license. 1729 01:23:17,773 --> 01:23:19,330 Gonna check in on you. 1730 01:23:19,407 --> 01:23:21,341 I know where you live. 1731 01:23:21,409 --> 01:23:24,346 If you’re not on your way to becoming a veterinarian 1732 01:23:24,414 --> 01:23:26,040 in 6 weeks, you will be dead. 1733 01:23:27,918 --> 01:23:29,749 Now run on home. 1734 01:23:34,524 --> 01:23:36,821 Run, Forrest, run! 1735 01:23:38,462 --> 01:23:39,827 I feel ill. 1736 01:23:41,965 --> 01:23:43,398 Imagine how he feels. 1737 01:23:43,466 --> 01:23:45,400 Come on, this isn't funny! 1738 01:23:45,468 --> 01:23:46,901 That wasn't funny. 1739 01:23:46,970 --> 01:23:48,995 What the fuck was the point of that? 1740 01:23:49,072 --> 01:23:50,505 Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day 1741 01:23:50,573 --> 01:23:52,006 of Raymond K. Hessel's life. 1742 01:23:52,075 --> 01:23:53,508 His breakfast will taste better 1743 01:23:53,576 --> 01:23:56,477 than any meal you and I have ever tasted. 1744 01:23:58,014 --> 01:24:00,608 You had to give it to him. 1745 01:24:00,684 --> 01:24:02,015 Come on. 1746 01:24:02,085 --> 01:24:03,053 He had a plan. 1747 01:24:03,120 --> 01:24:05,055 And it started to make sense 1748 01:24:05,122 --> 01:24:06,487 in a Tyler sort of way. 1749 01:24:06,557 --> 01:24:07,546 No fear. 1750 01:24:07,625 --> 01:24:09,560 No distractions. 1751 01:24:09,628 --> 01:24:12,994 The ability to let that which does not matter 1752 01:24:13,064 --> 01:24:15,033 truly slide. 1753 01:24:27,181 --> 01:24:28,807 You're not your job. 1754 01:24:31,051 --> 01:24:34,315 You're not how much money you have in the bank. 1755 01:24:36,056 --> 01:24:38,820 You're not the car you drive. 1756 01:24:38,892 --> 01:24:41,486 You're not the contents of your wallet. 1757 01:24:42,964 --> 01:24:44,989 You're not your fuckin' khakis. 1758 01:24:47,202 --> 01:24:50,638 You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. 1759 01:24:59,681 --> 01:25:02,616 I'll be out of your way in a sec. 1760 01:25:02,684 --> 01:25:04,151 You don't have to go. 1761 01:25:06,254 --> 01:25:07,346 Whatever. 1762 01:25:08,423 --> 01:25:11,358 No, I mean, uh... 1763 01:25:11,426 --> 01:25:12,654 It's OK. 1764 01:25:22,103 --> 01:25:24,972 Are you still going to groups? 1765 01:25:25,041 --> 01:25:26,132 Yeah. 1766 01:25:28,310 --> 01:25:30,142 Chloe's dead. 1767 01:25:30,213 --> 01:25:32,908 Ah, Chloe. 1768 01:25:32,982 --> 01:25:35,144 When did that happen? 1769 01:25:35,218 --> 01:25:37,617 Do you care? 1770 01:25:37,686 --> 01:25:38,983 I don't know. 1771 01:25:39,054 --> 01:25:41,250 I haven't thought about it in a while. 1772 01:25:41,324 --> 01:25:43,589 Yeah, well... 1773 01:25:43,661 --> 01:25:46,790 I think it was a smart move on her part. 1774 01:25:47,933 --> 01:25:49,263 Hey, listen, uh... 1775 01:25:49,333 --> 01:25:52,997 what are you getting out of all this? 1776 01:25:53,071 --> 01:25:54,230 What? 1777 01:25:55,474 --> 01:25:56,907 I mean, all this. 1778 01:25:56,975 --> 01:25:58,408 Why do you keep... 1779 01:25:58,477 --> 01:26:00,945 Is this making you happy? 1780 01:26:02,614 --> 01:26:04,640 Yeah, well, sometimes. 1781 01:26:06,085 --> 01:26:08,519 I don't know. I don't understand. 1782 01:26:08,588 --> 01:26:10,522 Why does a weaker person 1783 01:26:10,590 --> 01:26:13,024 need to latch on to a strong person? 1784 01:26:13,092 --> 01:26:14,354 What is that? 1785 01:26:14,427 --> 01:26:16,555 Well, what do you get out of it? 1786 01:26:18,498 --> 01:26:20,432 No-It's-It's not the same thing at all. 1787 01:26:20,500 --> 01:26:22,366 I mean, we're... it's totally different with us. 1788 01:26:22,436 --> 01:26:23,527 We're-We're- 1789 01:26:23,603 --> 01:26:24,661 Us? 1790 01:26:24,737 --> 01:26:26,534 What do you mean by "us"? 1791 01:26:26,606 --> 01:26:28,336 I'm sorry, do you hear this? 1792 01:26:28,409 --> 01:26:29,432 Hear what? 1793 01:26:29,509 --> 01:26:31,477 You're not hearing all that noise? 1794 01:26:31,544 --> 01:26:32,477 Just-Hold on a second. 1795 01:26:32,546 --> 01:26:33,706 No, wait. What were you saying? 1796 01:26:33,781 --> 01:26:35,441 Don't change the subject. I want to talk about this. 1797 01:26:35,515 --> 01:26:37,210 You're not talking about me, are you? 1798 01:26:37,283 --> 01:26:39,115 No. What? 1799 01:26:39,186 --> 01:26:40,982 That day you came over to my place to play doctor- 1800 01:26:41,054 --> 01:26:42,646 what was going on there? 1801 01:26:42,722 --> 01:26:43,691 What are you talking about? 1802 01:26:43,758 --> 01:26:45,191 Nothing. Nothing. 1803 01:26:45,260 --> 01:26:46,317 I don't think so. 1804 01:26:46,393 --> 01:26:47,655 Come on, what do you want? 1805 01:26:47,728 --> 01:26:48,991 - Look at me. - No. What? 1806 01:26:49,064 --> 01:26:50,827 Look at me. 1807 01:26:50,899 --> 01:26:52,331 What is that? 1808 01:26:52,399 --> 01:26:53,992 It's nothing. Don't worry about it. 1809 01:26:54,069 --> 01:26:55,001 Oh, my God. 1810 01:26:55,070 --> 01:26:56,094 Who did this? 1811 01:26:56,171 --> 01:26:57,103 A person. 1812 01:26:57,172 --> 01:26:58,160 Guy or girl? 1813 01:26:58,239 --> 01:27:00,231 What do you care if it’s a guy or a girl? 1814 01:27:00,308 --> 01:27:01,366 What do you care if I ask? 1815 01:27:01,443 --> 01:27:02,603 This is none of your business. Leave me alone. 1816 01:27:02,677 --> 01:27:03,610 You're afraid to say it. 1817 01:27:03,679 --> 01:27:04,612 I am not afraid to say. Let me go. 1818 01:27:04,681 --> 01:27:05,739 No! Talk to me. 1819 01:27:05,816 --> 01:27:07,010 - No! - Let go of me. Leave me alone. 1820 01:27:07,084 --> 01:27:09,778 This conversation... 1821 01:27:09,853 --> 01:27:11,650 is over. 1822 01:27:11,722 --> 01:27:13,155 Is over. 1823 01:27:14,324 --> 01:27:16,690 I just can't win with you, can I? 1824 01:27:24,502 --> 01:27:27,437 Hey, this is getting a little old. 1825 01:27:29,040 --> 01:27:31,236 What is-What is all this? 1826 01:27:31,310 --> 01:27:32,742 What do you think? 1827 01:27:34,178 --> 01:27:37,239 Hey, why do we need bunk beds? 1828 01:27:37,316 --> 01:27:38,247 Hey. 1829 01:27:45,356 --> 01:27:46,915 Too young. 1830 01:27:46,992 --> 01:27:48,550 Sorry. 1831 01:27:48,627 --> 01:27:50,856 What's all that? 1832 01:27:50,929 --> 01:27:53,455 If the applicant is young, tell him he's too young. 1833 01:27:53,532 --> 01:27:54,998 Old, too old. Fat, too fat. 1834 01:27:55,066 --> 01:27:56,033 Applicant? 1835 01:27:56,100 --> 01:27:57,966 If the applicant then waits for 3 days 1836 01:27:58,037 --> 01:27:59,971 without food, shelter or encouragement, 1837 01:28:00,039 --> 01:28:02,473 he may then enter and begin his training. 1838 01:28:02,541 --> 01:28:04,100 Training for what? 1839 01:28:09,249 --> 01:28:11,183 You think this is a game? 1840 01:28:11,251 --> 01:28:13,185 You're too young to train here. 1841 01:28:13,253 --> 01:28:15,187 End of story. Quit wasting our time. 1842 01:28:15,255 --> 01:28:16,688 Get the fuck out of here. 1843 01:28:21,294 --> 01:28:22,693 Bad news, friend. 1844 01:28:23,865 --> 01:28:25,799 It's not gonna happen. 1845 01:28:25,867 --> 01:28:28,802 I'm sorry if there was a misunderstanding. 1846 01:28:28,871 --> 01:28:30,838 It's not the end of the world. 1847 01:28:30,906 --> 01:28:32,339 Just go away. 1848 01:28:33,475 --> 01:28:35,306 Go. 1849 01:28:35,377 --> 01:28:36,969 You're trespassing, 1850 01:28:37,045 --> 01:28:38,979 and I will have to call the police. 1851 01:28:42,451 --> 01:28:44,249 Don't you look at me. 1852 01:28:44,320 --> 01:28:46,084 Do you think you're ever getting in this house? 1853 01:28:46,156 --> 01:28:47,588 You're never getting in this fucking house. 1854 01:28:47,657 --> 01:28:49,488 Never. Now get the fuck off the porch. 1855 01:28:49,559 --> 01:28:51,027 Get off the porch! 1856 01:28:51,095 --> 01:28:52,527 Sooner or later, 1857 01:28:52,595 --> 01:28:54,654 we all became what Tyler wanted us to be. 1858 01:28:54,731 --> 01:28:57,530 I'm gonna go inside and I'm gonna get a shovel. 1859 01:29:04,574 --> 01:29:06,008 You got 2 black shirts? 1860 01:29:06,076 --> 01:29:07,008 Sir. 1861 01:29:07,077 --> 01:29:08,510 2 pair of black pants? 1862 01:29:08,579 --> 01:29:09,510 Yes, sir. 1863 01:29:09,579 --> 01:29:10,511 One pair of black boots? 1864 01:29:10,580 --> 01:29:11,513 Sir. 1865 01:29:11,582 --> 01:29:12,514 2 pair of black socks? 1866 01:29:12,583 --> 01:29:13,515 Sir. 1867 01:29:13,584 --> 01:29:14,516 One black jacket? 1868 01:29:14,585 --> 01:29:15,516 Sir. 1869 01:29:15,585 --> 01:29:16,712 $300 personal burial money? 1870 01:29:16,787 --> 01:29:17,845 Yes, sir. 1871 01:29:19,690 --> 01:29:21,316 All right. 1872 01:29:31,536 --> 01:29:34,699 You're too old, fat man. 1873 01:29:34,773 --> 01:29:36,331 Your tits are too big. 1874 01:29:36,408 --> 01:29:38,842 Get the fuck off my porch. 1875 01:29:45,352 --> 01:29:47,843 Bob. Bob. 1876 01:30:03,003 --> 01:30:04,438 Like a monkey 1877 01:30:04,506 --> 01:30:06,565 ready to be shot into space. 1878 01:30:06,641 --> 01:30:08,165 Space monkey. 1879 01:30:08,242 --> 01:30:12,440 Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good. 1880 01:30:17,352 --> 01:30:21,288 You are too fucking old, fatty! 1881 01:30:21,356 --> 01:30:23,017 And you. 1882 01:30:23,092 --> 01:30:24,683 You're too fucking... 1883 01:30:24,759 --> 01:30:26,057 blond! 1884 01:30:26,128 --> 01:30:28,520 Get out of here, the both of you! 1885 01:30:29,488 --> 01:30:30,921 And so it went. 1886 01:30:30,989 --> 01:30:32,923 Listen up, maggots. 1887 01:30:32,991 --> 01:30:35,458 You are not special. 1888 01:30:35,526 --> 01:30:38,894 You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. 1889 01:30:38,964 --> 01:30:41,398 You are the same decaying organic matter 1890 01:30:41,466 --> 01:30:43,093 as everything else. 1891 01:30:43,168 --> 01:30:45,501 Tyler built himself an army. 1892 01:30:45,572 --> 01:30:49,508 We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. 1893 01:30:49,576 --> 01:30:53,205 We are all part of the same compost heap. 1894 01:30:54,881 --> 01:30:58,282 Why was Tyler Durden building an army? 1895 01:30:58,351 --> 01:31:00,012 To what purpose? 1896 01:31:00,086 --> 01:31:01,849 For what greater good? 1897 01:31:05,293 --> 01:31:07,090 In Tyler we trusted. 1898 01:31:10,966 --> 01:31:16,734 No, when he was like, "You are not your job," I was like... 1899 01:31:16,805 --> 01:31:18,273 Yeah! 1900 01:31:20,009 --> 01:31:21,669 Hey, what's all this? 1901 01:31:24,615 --> 01:31:26,378 OK! 1902 01:31:26,450 --> 01:31:28,474 Go on in and celebrate. 1903 01:31:28,551 --> 01:31:29,985 What are we celebrating? 1904 01:31:30,053 --> 01:31:31,020 Go on. 1905 01:31:35,559 --> 01:31:36,491 Hey. 1906 01:31:36,560 --> 01:31:37,993 Let me get that for you. 1907 01:31:49,206 --> 01:31:51,640 Investigators are on the scene right now. 1908 01:31:51,708 --> 01:31:54,006 Hold on. Police Commissioner Jacobs has just arrived. 1909 01:31:54,077 --> 01:31:57,069 Commissioner, Commissioner, could you please tell us 1910 01:31:57,147 --> 01:31:58,774 what you think has happened here? 1911 01:31:58,849 --> 01:32:00,282 We believe this is one of many 1912 01:32:00,350 --> 01:32:02,511 recent acts of vandalism around the city 1913 01:32:02,586 --> 01:32:05,556 somehow related to underground boxing clubs. 1914 01:32:05,623 --> 01:32:09,753 We'll be coordinating a rigorous investigation. 1915 01:32:09,827 --> 01:32:12,262 That was Police Commissioner Jacobs, who just arrived 1916 01:32:12,331 --> 01:32:14,195 on the scene here of a 4-alarm fire 1917 01:32:14,265 --> 01:32:15,926 that broke out about an hour ago. 1918 01:32:16,000 --> 01:32:16,990 She's hot. 1919 01:32:17,069 --> 01:32:18,536 Live from the Parker Morris Building, 1920 01:32:18,603 --> 01:32:20,468 Lauren Sanchez. Back to you in the studio. 1921 01:32:20,538 --> 01:32:22,166 Yeah! 1922 01:32:22,241 --> 01:32:23,799 - Ha ha ha ha! - Yeah. 1923 01:32:23,876 --> 01:32:25,469 Holy shit. 1924 01:32:25,545 --> 01:32:26,477 Yeah! 1925 01:32:30,183 --> 01:32:31,309 - Yeah! - Ha ha ha! 1926 01:32:31,384 --> 01:32:32,647 Hoo hoo hoo! 1927 01:32:32,720 --> 01:32:34,312 What the fuck did you guys do? 1928 01:32:34,388 --> 01:32:35,753 ...how the blaze started, 1929 01:32:35,822 --> 01:32:38,519 but arson investigators are on the premises... 1930 01:32:43,698 --> 01:32:46,634 Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem 1931 01:32:46,702 --> 01:32:49,102 is you do not ask questions, sir. 1932 01:32:54,476 --> 01:32:57,001 The victory in the war against crime 1933 01:32:57,079 --> 01:32:59,104 will not come overnight. 1934 01:32:59,181 --> 01:33:01,308 It will take dedication and commitment, 1935 01:33:01,383 --> 01:33:03,817 and most of all, cooperation. 1936 01:33:03,885 --> 01:33:05,409 The streets are safer now. 1937 01:33:05,487 --> 01:33:07,751 There is hope in the inner city. 1938 01:33:07,823 --> 01:33:09,849 However, this is only the beginning. 1939 01:33:09,926 --> 01:33:10,892 I gotta take a piss. 1940 01:33:10,959 --> 01:33:13,393 These are the first steps 1941 01:33:13,462 --> 01:33:15,021 in a long journey. 1942 01:33:15,098 --> 01:33:17,395 That is why we have created Project Hope... 1943 01:33:17,466 --> 01:33:18,592 Bob. 1944 01:33:18,667 --> 01:33:21,603 "Helping others with prevention and enforcement." 1945 01:33:21,671 --> 01:33:24,434 Project Hope will be a joint effort 1946 01:33:24,507 --> 01:33:27,204 between the police and community leaders. 1947 01:33:27,277 --> 01:33:29,904 It will be a powerful new weapon 1948 01:33:29,979 --> 01:33:31,777 in the war against crime. 1949 01:34:07,220 --> 01:34:09,347 Haahhhh! 1950 01:34:16,997 --> 01:34:19,659 Wrap it around the top of his hacky sack, Bob. 1951 01:34:19,733 --> 01:34:21,132 Yeah. His bails are ice cold. 1952 01:34:22,502 --> 01:34:23,936 Hi. 1953 01:34:24,005 --> 01:34:26,495 You're gonna call off your rigorous investigation. 1954 01:34:26,573 --> 01:34:27,597 You're gonna publicly state 1955 01:34:27,674 --> 01:34:30,473 that there is no underground group, or... 1956 01:34:30,545 --> 01:34:32,307 these guys are gonna take your bails. 1957 01:34:32,379 --> 01:34:34,507 They're gonna send one to the New York Times, 1958 01:34:34,582 --> 01:34:37,516 one to the L.A. Times press release style. 1959 01:34:37,584 --> 01:34:38,846 Look... 1960 01:34:38,919 --> 01:34:40,353 the people you are after 1961 01:34:40,421 --> 01:34:42,354 are the people you depend on. 1962 01:34:42,422 --> 01:34:44,481 We cook your meals. We haul your trash. 1963 01:34:44,558 --> 01:34:45,686 We connect your calls. 1964 01:34:45,761 --> 01:34:47,285 We drive your ambulances. 1965 01:34:47,362 --> 01:34:50,729 We guard you while you sleep. 1966 01:34:53,734 --> 01:34:56,602 Do not fuck with us. 1967 01:35:05,281 --> 01:35:06,249 Fooled ya. 1968 01:35:21,867 --> 01:35:23,731 Bob, you're on this one. 1969 01:35:23,801 --> 01:35:26,168 Let's go. 1970 01:35:26,238 --> 01:35:30,436 I am Jack’s inflamed sense of rejection. 1971 01:35:30,508 --> 01:35:31,440 Hey! 1972 01:35:47,092 --> 01:35:48,355 Yeah! 1973 01:36:21,128 --> 01:36:23,926 I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes 1974 01:36:23,997 --> 01:36:26,661 of every panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. 1975 01:36:29,104 --> 01:36:31,572 I wanted to open the dump valves 1976 01:36:31,640 --> 01:36:34,040 on oil tankers and smother all those French beaches 1977 01:36:34,109 --> 01:36:35,701 I'd never see. 1978 01:36:39,014 --> 01:36:42,382 I wanted to breathe smoke. 1979 01:36:58,602 --> 01:37:02,299 Where'd you go, psycho boy? 1980 01:37:02,373 --> 01:37:05,365 I felt like destroying something beautiful. 1981 01:37:09,180 --> 01:37:11,443 Get him to a fuckin' hospital. 1982 01:37:11,514 --> 01:37:12,446 Yeah. 1983 01:37:23,694 --> 01:37:25,424 Don't worry, Mr. Durden. 1984 01:37:25,497 --> 01:37:27,226 Airport parking, long term. 1985 01:37:28,367 --> 01:37:30,198 After you, Mr. Durden. 1986 01:37:31,536 --> 01:37:33,265 After you. 1987 01:37:51,692 --> 01:37:53,125 Something on your mind, dear? 1988 01:37:53,193 --> 01:37:54,285 No. 1989 01:37:54,361 --> 01:37:55,488 All right, yeah. 1990 01:37:55,563 --> 01:37:57,621 Why wasn't I told about Project Mayhem? 1991 01:37:57,698 --> 01:37:58,960 First rule of Project Mayhem 1992 01:37:59,033 --> 01:38:00,795 is you do not ask questions. 1993 01:38:00,929 --> 01:38:01,827 What are you talking about? 1994 01:38:01,896 --> 01:38:03,123 Why didn't you include me in the beginning? 1995 01:38:03,197 --> 01:38:04,721 Fight Club was the beginning. 1996 01:38:04,798 --> 01:38:06,427 Now it's moved out of the basement, 1997 01:38:06,502 --> 01:38:07,935 it's called Project Mayhem. 1998 01:38:08,003 --> 01:38:09,469 You and I started Fight Club together. 1999 01:38:09,537 --> 01:38:10,834 Do you remember that? 2000 01:38:10,905 --> 01:38:12,874 It's as much mine as it is yours, you know. 2001 01:38:12,942 --> 01:38:14,170 Is this about you and me? 2002 01:38:14,243 --> 01:38:15,971 Yeah. I thought we were doing this together. 2003 01:38:16,044 --> 01:38:17,205 You're missing the point. 2004 01:38:17,279 --> 01:38:19,406 This does not belong to us. 2005 01:38:19,481 --> 01:38:20,708 We are not special. 2006 01:38:20,782 --> 01:38:22,011 Fuck that. You should've told me. 2007 01:38:24,086 --> 01:38:25,212 Hey, Tyler! 2008 01:38:27,923 --> 01:38:29,720 Goddamn it, Tyler! 2009 01:38:29,792 --> 01:38:31,453 What do you want?! Statement of purpose? 2010 01:38:31,527 --> 01:38:32,551 Should I e-mail you? 2011 01:38:32,628 --> 01:38:34,152 Should I put this on your action item list? 2012 01:38:34,230 --> 01:38:35,720 You decide your own level of involvement! 2013 01:38:35,798 --> 01:38:38,494 I will! I want to know certain things first. 2014 01:38:38,567 --> 01:38:40,194 The first rule of Project Mayhem- 2015 01:38:40,269 --> 01:38:41,201 Shut up! 2016 01:38:41,270 --> 01:38:43,397 I want to know what you're thinking. 2017 01:38:43,472 --> 01:38:44,439 Fuck what you know. 2018 01:38:44,506 --> 01:38:45,735 You need to forget about what you know. 2019 01:38:45,809 --> 01:38:46,741 That's your problem. 2020 01:38:46,810 --> 01:38:48,072 Forget about what you think you know 2021 01:38:48,145 --> 01:38:49,941 about life, about friendship, 2022 01:38:50,013 --> 01:38:52,379 and especially about you and me. 2023 01:38:52,449 --> 01:38:53,417 What? 2024 01:38:53,484 --> 01:38:55,747 What is that supposed to mean? What... 2025 01:38:59,090 --> 01:39:00,022 What are you doing? 2026 01:39:02,225 --> 01:39:04,922 Guys, what do you wish you'd done before you die? 2027 01:39:04,996 --> 01:39:06,021 Paint a self-portrait. 2028 01:39:06,098 --> 01:39:07,030 Build a house. 2029 01:39:07,099 --> 01:39:08,566 And you? 2030 01:39:08,634 --> 01:39:11,195 I don't know. Get in the right lane. 2031 01:39:11,271 --> 01:39:12,862 I have to know the answer to this question. 2032 01:39:12,938 --> 01:39:13,996 If you were to die right now, 2033 01:39:14,072 --> 01:39:16,007 how would you feel about your life? 2034 01:39:16,075 --> 01:39:17,099 I don't know! 2035 01:39:17,176 --> 01:39:18,369 I wouldn't feel anything good about my life. 2036 01:39:18,443 --> 01:39:19,740 Is that what you want to hear me say? Fine. 2037 01:39:19,811 --> 01:39:21,404 - Come on! - Not good enough. 2038 01:39:21,481 --> 01:39:23,277 Stop fucking around! 2039 01:39:23,348 --> 01:39:24,610 Tyler! 2040 01:39:26,787 --> 01:39:28,846 Jesus Christ! 2041 01:39:28,923 --> 01:39:30,048 Goddamn it! 2042 01:39:30,123 --> 01:39:31,682 Goddamn it! Fuck you! 2043 01:39:31,759 --> 01:39:33,124 Fuck Fight Club. 2044 01:39:33,193 --> 01:39:35,855 Fuck Marla. I'm sick of all your shit. 2045 01:39:35,930 --> 01:39:39,626 OK. 2046 01:39:39,700 --> 01:39:41,258 Quit screwing around. Take the wheel. 2047 01:39:41,335 --> 01:39:42,267 Look at you. 2048 01:39:42,336 --> 01:39:43,268 Take the wheel! 2049 01:39:43,337 --> 01:39:45,100 Look at you! You're fuckin' pathetic! 2050 01:39:45,172 --> 01:39:46,730 Why? Why? What are you talking about? 2051 01:39:46,807 --> 01:39:50,265 Why do you think I blew up your condo? 2052 01:39:51,378 --> 01:39:52,470 What? 2053 01:39:52,546 --> 01:39:54,571 Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat. 2054 01:39:54,648 --> 01:39:56,479 It's not a goddamn seminar. 2055 01:39:56,550 --> 01:39:58,484 Stop trying to control everything 2056 01:39:58,552 --> 01:40:00,144 and just let go. 2057 01:40:01,989 --> 01:40:03,889 Let go! 2058 01:40:03,958 --> 01:40:05,687 All right. Fine. 2059 01:40:06,895 --> 01:40:08,796 Fine. 2060 01:41:06,692 --> 01:41:10,025 I'd never been in a car accident. 2061 01:41:10,095 --> 01:41:13,030 This must have been what all those people felt like 2062 01:41:13,098 --> 01:41:17,035 before I filed them as statistics in my reports. 2063 01:41:17,103 --> 01:41:18,399 Goddamn. 2064 01:41:18,470 --> 01:41:19,903 Huh? 2065 01:41:19,972 --> 01:41:21,964 Ha ha ha ha ha hahh! 2066 01:41:22,042 --> 01:41:24,737 We just had a near-life experience. 2067 01:41:30,050 --> 01:41:32,485 In the world I see, 2068 01:41:32,553 --> 01:41:35,316 you're stalking elk through the damp canyon forest, 2069 01:41:35,388 --> 01:41:37,914 around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. 2070 01:41:40,127 --> 01:41:41,991 You'll wear leather clothes 2071 01:41:42,062 --> 01:41:44,998 that will last you the rest of your life. 2072 01:41:45,066 --> 01:41:48,504 You'll climb the vines that wrap the Sears Tower. 2073 01:41:49,972 --> 01:41:51,906 And when you look down, 2074 01:41:51,974 --> 01:41:54,909 you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, 2075 01:41:54,977 --> 01:41:58,412 Laying strips of venison on the empty carpool lane 2076 01:41:58,480 --> 01:42:00,415 of some abandoned superhighway. 2077 01:42:13,330 --> 01:42:14,798 Feel better, champ. 2078 01:42:32,950 --> 01:42:34,975 And then... 2079 01:42:35,052 --> 01:42:36,486 Tyler? 2080 01:42:36,554 --> 01:42:38,078 Tyler was gone. 2081 01:42:45,896 --> 01:42:48,128 Was I asleep? 2082 01:42:49,801 --> 01:42:51,098 Had I slept? 2083 01:42:51,169 --> 01:42:52,603 You are not a beautiful 2084 01:42:52,671 --> 01:42:54,104 unique snowflake, do you understand me? 2085 01:42:54,173 --> 01:42:57,108 The house had become a living thing, 2086 01:42:57,176 --> 01:42:59,610 wet inside from so many people 2087 01:42:59,678 --> 01:43:01,009 sweating and breathing. 2088 01:43:01,080 --> 01:43:03,014 We are all from the same compost. 2089 01:43:03,082 --> 01:43:05,277 So many people moving, the house moved. 2090 01:43:07,588 --> 01:43:09,021 Planet Tyler. 2091 01:43:09,090 --> 01:43:11,024 I had to hug the walls. 2092 01:43:11,092 --> 01:43:14,653 Trapped inside this clock work of space monkeys. 2093 01:43:14,729 --> 01:43:16,162 You can't be smoking in here. 2094 01:43:16,230 --> 01:43:18,960 Do you know how much ether we have in this fucking house? 2095 01:43:19,033 --> 01:43:21,365 Cooking, working, and sleeping in teams. 2096 01:43:23,939 --> 01:43:25,667 Hang on a second. 2097 01:43:44,594 --> 01:43:47,255 It's under control, sir. 2098 01:43:49,765 --> 01:43:51,631 Where is Tyler? 2099 01:43:51,701 --> 01:43:54,692 Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not- 2100 01:43:54,770 --> 01:43:56,705 Right, uh... OK. 2101 01:43:59,141 --> 01:44:01,508 I'm all alone. 2102 01:44:01,578 --> 01:44:03,512 My father dumped me. 2103 01:44:03,580 --> 01:44:05,012 Tyler dumped me. 2104 01:44:05,080 --> 01:44:08,279 I am Jack’s broken heart. 2105 01:44:11,555 --> 01:44:14,490 What comes next in Project Mayhem, 2106 01:44:14,558 --> 01:44:16,024 only Tyler knows. 2107 01:44:16,092 --> 01:44:19,551 The second rule is you do not ask questions. 2108 01:44:22,032 --> 01:44:23,465 Get the fuck away from me. 2109 01:44:23,534 --> 01:44:25,024 Get the fuck away from me! 2110 01:44:25,102 --> 01:44:27,504 Who are all these people? 2111 01:44:32,779 --> 01:44:34,905 Paper Street Soap Company. 2112 01:44:37,149 --> 01:44:39,208 Can I come in? 2113 01:44:42,255 --> 01:44:43,917 He's not here. 2114 01:44:43,991 --> 01:44:46,151 What? 2115 01:44:47,427 --> 01:44:50,828 Tyler isn't here. 2116 01:44:50,897 --> 01:44:53,366 Tyler went away. 2117 01:44:53,434 --> 01:44:54,731 Tyler's gone. 2118 01:45:25,400 --> 01:45:26,492 Lay him down! 2119 01:45:26,567 --> 01:45:27,899 Gunshot wounds comin' through! 2120 01:45:27,970 --> 01:45:30,352 Clear some fucking room! 2121 01:45:30,485 --> 01:45:32,749 What happened?! What happened?! 2122 01:45:32,820 --> 01:45:34,378 We were on assignment. We were supposed to kill 2123 01:45:34,455 --> 01:45:36,923 2 birds with one stone. 2124 01:45:36,991 --> 01:45:39,084 Destroy a piece of corporate art... 2125 01:45:39,160 --> 01:45:41,721 Operation Latte Thunder, go. 2126 01:45:43,631 --> 01:45:45,496 And trash a franchise coffee bar. 2127 01:45:51,976 --> 01:45:53,273 We had it all worked out, sir. 2128 01:46:02,486 --> 01:46:03,475 It went smooth until... 2129 01:46:03,554 --> 01:46:05,783 Police! Freeze! 2130 01:46:05,855 --> 01:46:07,449 Until what? 2131 01:46:07,526 --> 01:46:08,550 They shot Bob. 2132 01:46:10,128 --> 01:46:11,424 They shot him in the head. 2133 01:46:11,495 --> 01:46:12,484 Those fuckin' pigs! 2134 01:46:16,001 --> 01:46:16,932 - Ohh! - Ohh! 2135 01:46:17,001 --> 01:46:18,993 - Oh, God. - Son of a- 2136 01:46:20,071 --> 01:46:22,163 Those motherfuckers! 2137 01:46:22,239 --> 01:46:24,003 You morons. 2138 01:46:24,075 --> 01:46:26,339 You're running around in ski masks, 2139 01:46:26,411 --> 01:46:27,537 trying to blow things up. 2140 01:46:27,612 --> 01:46:28,874 What did you think was gonna happen?! 2141 01:46:32,951 --> 01:46:33,918 OK, quick, 2142 01:46:33,985 --> 01:46:35,350 we gotta get rid of the evidence. 2143 01:46:35,420 --> 01:46:36,352 We gotta get rid of this body! 2144 01:46:36,421 --> 01:46:37,410 Bury him. 2145 01:46:37,489 --> 01:46:38,922 What? 2146 01:46:38,990 --> 01:46:39,922 Take him to the garden 2147 01:46:39,991 --> 01:46:41,117 and bury him. 2148 01:46:42,227 --> 01:46:43,159 Come on, people! 2149 01:46:43,228 --> 01:46:44,160 Let's go! 2150 01:46:44,229 --> 01:46:45,389 Hey, get the fuck off! 2151 01:46:45,464 --> 01:46:46,396 Get away from him! 2152 01:46:46,465 --> 01:46:48,024 What are you talking about? 2153 01:46:48,100 --> 01:46:49,431 This isn't a fucking piece of evidence, 2154 01:46:49,502 --> 01:46:50,765 this is a person! 2155 01:46:50,837 --> 01:46:51,769 He's a friend of mine, 2156 01:46:51,838 --> 01:46:52,930 and you're not gonna bury him 2157 01:46:53,005 --> 01:46:53,994 in the fucking garden. 2158 01:46:54,073 --> 01:46:57,065 He was killed serving Project Mayhem, sir. 2159 01:46:57,143 --> 01:46:58,269 This is Bob. 2160 01:46:58,344 --> 01:47:00,779 But sir, in-in Project Mayhem 2161 01:47:00,848 --> 01:47:02,405 we have no names. 2162 01:47:02,482 --> 01:47:03,449 No, you listen to me. 2163 01:47:03,516 --> 01:47:05,381 This is a man, and he has a name. 2164 01:47:05,451 --> 01:47:08,081 And it's Robert Paulson, OK? 2165 01:47:08,156 --> 01:47:09,521 Robert Paulson? 2166 01:47:09,591 --> 01:47:11,184 He's a man and he's dead now 2167 01:47:11,260 --> 01:47:12,284 because of us, all right? 2168 01:47:12,361 --> 01:47:13,555 Do you understand that? 2169 01:47:13,629 --> 01:47:15,858 I understand. 2170 01:47:18,434 --> 01:47:19,730 In death, 2171 01:47:19,801 --> 01:47:21,565 a member of Project Mayhem 2172 01:47:21,637 --> 01:47:23,264 has a name. 2173 01:47:24,507 --> 01:47:26,701 His name is Robert Paulson. 2174 01:47:27,777 --> 01:47:36,875 His name is Robert Paulson. 2175 01:47:36,952 --> 01:47:38,284 Come on, guys, please, stop it. 2176 01:47:38,355 --> 01:47:42,517 His name is Robert Paulson. 2177 01:47:42,591 --> 01:47:44,617 Shut up! 2178 01:47:44,694 --> 01:47:45,683 This is all over with! 2179 01:47:45,762 --> 01:47:54,960 His name is Robert Paulson. 2180 01:47:55,038 --> 01:47:57,336 His name is Robert Paulson... 2181 01:48:21,300 --> 01:48:22,289 Tyler? 2182 01:48:22,367 --> 01:48:23,628 No, this is Detective Stern 2183 01:48:23,701 --> 01:48:24,633 at the Arson Unit. 2184 01:48:24,702 --> 01:48:25,795 I need to see you in my office- 2185 01:48:30,778 --> 01:48:31,870 I went to all the cities 2186 01:48:31,946 --> 01:48:33,777 on Tyler's used ticket stubs, 2187 01:48:33,847 --> 01:48:34,778 barhopping. 2188 01:48:35,849 --> 01:48:37,146 I didn't know how or why, 2189 01:48:37,217 --> 01:48:38,844 but I could look at 50 different bars 2190 01:48:38,919 --> 01:48:40,510 and somehow I just knew. 2191 01:48:40,587 --> 01:48:41,555 I'm looking for Tyler Durden. 2192 01:48:41,622 --> 01:48:44,352 It's very important that I talk to him. 2193 01:48:44,425 --> 01:48:46,016 I wish I could help you. 2194 01:48:47,094 --> 01:48:48,027 Sir. 2195 01:48:54,069 --> 01:48:55,798 Every city I went to... 2196 01:48:57,505 --> 01:48:59,837 as soon as I set foot off the plane, 2197 01:48:59,908 --> 01:49:02,139 I knew a Fight Club was close. 2198 01:49:03,211 --> 01:49:04,940 Hey! Hey! 2199 01:49:05,013 --> 01:49:06,605 Taxi! 2200 01:49:06,681 --> 01:49:08,149 Look at my face. I'm a member. 2201 01:49:08,217 --> 01:49:09,376 Now, I just need to know 2202 01:49:09,451 --> 01:49:11,419 if you’ve seen Tyler. 2203 01:49:11,486 --> 01:49:13,614 I'm not exposed to... 2204 01:49:13,689 --> 01:49:15,246 speak any such information to you, 2205 01:49:15,323 --> 01:49:17,052 nor would I, even if I had said information 2206 01:49:17,125 --> 01:49:19,958 you want at this juncture, be able. 2207 01:49:21,630 --> 01:49:22,892 You're a moron. 2208 01:49:22,964 --> 01:49:24,330 I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 2209 01:49:25,700 --> 01:49:27,895 Tyler had been busy. 2210 01:49:27,970 --> 01:49:30,701 Setting up franchises all over the country. 2211 01:49:33,509 --> 01:49:34,977 Was I asleep? 2212 01:49:36,446 --> 01:49:37,969 Had I slept? 2213 01:49:38,047 --> 01:49:39,606 Is Tyler my bad dream, 2214 01:49:39,683 --> 01:49:41,617 or am I Tyler's? 2215 01:49:41,685 --> 01:49:43,083 We’ve just heard the stories. 2216 01:49:43,152 --> 01:49:44,380 What kind of stories? 2217 01:49:44,454 --> 01:49:45,944 Like, nobody knows what he looks like. 2218 01:49:46,023 --> 01:49:46,955 He has facial 2219 01:49:47,024 --> 01:49:47,956 reconstructive surgery 2220 01:49:48,027 --> 01:49:49,118 every 3 years. 2221 01:49:49,193 --> 01:49:51,492 That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 2222 01:49:51,563 --> 01:49:53,997 Is it true about Fight Club in Miami? 2223 01:49:54,066 --> 01:49:56,398 Is Mr. Durden building an army? 2224 01:49:56,468 --> 01:49:58,095 I was living in a state 2225 01:49:58,170 --> 01:50:00,331 of perpetual déjà vu. 2226 01:50:00,406 --> 01:50:01,998 Everywhere I went, 2227 01:50:02,074 --> 01:50:04,474 I felt I'd already been there. 2228 01:50:04,543 --> 01:50:08,480 It was like following an invisible man. 2229 01:50:08,548 --> 01:50:10,641 The smell of dried blood, 2230 01:50:10,717 --> 01:50:15,017 dirty, bare footprints circling each other, 2231 01:50:15,088 --> 01:50:18,489 that aroma of old sweat, like fried chicken. 2232 01:50:18,558 --> 01:50:20,287 The feel of a floor still warm 2233 01:50:20,360 --> 01:50:21,953 from the fight the night before. 2234 01:50:22,029 --> 01:50:25,964 I was always just one step behind Tyler. 2235 01:50:28,502 --> 01:50:32,937 His name is Robert Paulson. 2236 01:50:33,007 --> 01:50:33,939 His- 2237 01:50:36,776 --> 01:50:38,108 Welcome back, sir. 2238 01:50:39,680 --> 01:50:40,839 How have you been? 2239 01:50:42,582 --> 01:50:43,743 Do you know me? 2240 01:50:44,819 --> 01:50:46,308 Is this a test, sir? 2241 01:50:46,386 --> 01:50:48,288 No, this is not a test. 2242 01:50:48,356 --> 01:50:52,086 You were in here last Thursday. 2243 01:50:52,159 --> 01:50:53,559 Thursday? 2244 01:50:53,628 --> 01:50:54,560 You were standing 2245 01:50:54,629 --> 01:50:55,994 exactly where you are now, 2246 01:50:56,064 --> 01:50:58,794 asking how good security is. 2247 01:50:58,867 --> 01:51:00,164 It's tight as a drum, sir. 2248 01:51:02,704 --> 01:51:05,070 Who do you think I am? 2249 01:51:05,140 --> 01:51:07,700 Are you sure this isn't a test? 2250 01:51:07,776 --> 01:51:09,712 No, this is not a test. 2251 01:51:09,780 --> 01:51:13,181 You're Mr. Durden. 2252 01:51:13,250 --> 01:51:15,810 You're the one who gave me this. 2253 01:51:16,954 --> 01:51:18,182 Please return your seat backs 2254 01:51:18,255 --> 01:51:20,917 to their full, upright and locked position. 2255 01:51:31,771 --> 01:51:32,702 Yeah? 2256 01:51:32,771 --> 01:51:33,703 Marla, it's me. 2257 01:51:33,772 --> 01:51:35,000 Have we ever done it? 2258 01:51:35,073 --> 01:51:36,006 Done what? 2259 01:51:36,075 --> 01:51:37,201 Have we ever had sex? 2260 01:51:37,276 --> 01:51:39,436 What kind of stupid question is that? 2261 01:51:39,511 --> 01:51:40,877 Is it stupid because the answer's yes, 2262 01:51:40,946 --> 01:51:41,913 or because the answer's no? 2263 01:51:41,981 --> 01:51:43,447 Is this a trick? 2264 01:51:43,515 --> 01:51:44,777 No, Marla, I need to know- 2265 01:51:44,849 --> 01:51:46,009 You mean you want to know if I think 2266 01:51:46,084 --> 01:51:48,553 we were just having sex or making love? 2267 01:51:48,621 --> 01:51:50,781 We did make love. 2268 01:51:50,855 --> 01:51:52,016 Is that what you're calling it? 2269 01:51:52,091 --> 01:51:53,353 Just answer the question, 2270 01:51:53,425 --> 01:51:54,357 Marla, please! 2271 01:51:54,426 --> 01:51:55,414 Did we do it or not? 2272 01:51:55,493 --> 01:51:57,018 You fuck me, then snub me. 2273 01:51:57,096 --> 01:51:58,120 You love me, you hate me. 2274 01:51:58,197 --> 01:51:59,596 You show me a sensitive side, 2275 01:51:59,665 --> 01:52:01,154 then you turn into a total asshole. 2276 01:52:01,232 --> 01:52:02,257 Is that a pretty accurate description 2277 01:52:02,334 --> 01:52:03,699 of our relationship, Tyler? 2278 01:52:03,769 --> 01:52:06,430 We have just lost cabin pressure. 2279 01:52:06,504 --> 01:52:07,437 What did you just say? 2280 01:52:07,506 --> 01:52:08,531 What is wrong with you? 2281 01:52:08,608 --> 01:52:09,870 What did you call me? Say my name! 2282 01:52:09,943 --> 01:52:11,911 Tyler Durden. Tyler Durden, 2283 01:52:11,978 --> 01:52:13,605 you fucking freak. What's going on? 2284 01:52:13,680 --> 01:52:14,612 I'm coming over. 2285 01:52:14,681 --> 01:52:15,670 No, wait, Marla, I'm not there- 2286 01:52:17,884 --> 01:52:19,647 You broke your promise. 2287 01:52:19,719 --> 01:52:20,708 Jesus, Tyler. 2288 01:52:20,787 --> 01:52:22,448 You fuckin' talked to her about me. 2289 01:52:22,522 --> 01:52:24,251 Tyler, what the fuck is going on here? 2290 01:52:24,324 --> 01:52:26,019 I asked you for one thing, 2291 01:52:26,092 --> 01:52:27,787 one simple thing. 2292 01:52:27,861 --> 01:52:29,058 Why do people think that I'm you? 2293 01:52:30,732 --> 01:52:31,926 Answer me! 2294 01:52:35,671 --> 01:52:36,603 Sit. 2295 01:52:40,009 --> 01:52:40,940 Now answer me. 2296 01:52:41,009 --> 01:52:42,499 Why do people think that I'm you? 2297 01:52:43,812 --> 01:52:44,802 I think you know. 2298 01:52:44,881 --> 01:52:46,405 No, I don't. 2299 01:52:46,482 --> 01:52:47,539 Yes, you do. 2300 01:52:47,616 --> 01:52:50,280 Why would anyone possibly confuse you with me? 2301 01:52:51,455 --> 01:52:54,184 Uh... I... I don't know. 2302 01:52:57,995 --> 01:52:59,359 You got it. 2303 01:52:59,429 --> 01:53:00,863 No. 2304 01:53:00,931 --> 01:53:01,898 Do not fuck with us. 2305 01:53:01,966 --> 01:53:03,155 Say it. 2306 01:53:04,656 --> 01:53:06,420 Because... 2307 01:53:07,860 --> 01:53:08,918 Say it. 2308 01:53:10,829 --> 01:53:12,694 Because we're the same person. 2309 01:53:12,765 --> 01:53:14,926 That's right. 2310 01:53:15,000 --> 01:53:17,161 We are the all-singing, all dancing- 2311 01:53:17,236 --> 01:53:18,760 I don't understand this. 2312 01:53:18,837 --> 01:53:19,769 You were looking for a way 2313 01:53:19,838 --> 01:53:20,963 to change your life. 2314 01:53:21,039 --> 01:53:23,338 You could not do this on your own. 2315 01:53:23,409 --> 01:53:25,309 All the ways you wish you could be, 2316 01:53:25,377 --> 01:53:26,935 that's me. 2317 01:53:28,013 --> 01:53:29,276 I look like you wanna look, 2318 01:53:29,349 --> 01:53:30,509 I fuck like you wanna fuck, 2319 01:53:30,584 --> 01:53:31,949 I am smart, capable, 2320 01:53:32,019 --> 01:53:34,179 and most importantly, I am free 2321 01:53:34,254 --> 01:53:35,778 in all the ways that you are not. 2322 01:53:35,855 --> 01:53:36,844 Oh, no. 2323 01:53:36,923 --> 01:53:37,856 Tyler's not here. 2324 01:53:37,925 --> 01:53:38,856 Tyler went away. 2325 01:53:38,925 --> 01:53:39,857 - Tyler's gone. - What? 2326 01:53:39,926 --> 01:53:41,359 This is impossible. 2327 01:53:41,428 --> 01:53:42,987 - No. - This is crazy. 2328 01:53:43,064 --> 01:53:44,394 People do it every day. 2329 01:53:44,464 --> 01:53:45,795 They talk to themselves. 2330 01:53:45,865 --> 01:53:48,027 They see themselves as they'd like to be. 2331 01:53:48,102 --> 01:53:50,037 They don't have the courage you have, 2332 01:53:50,105 --> 01:53:51,299 to just run with it. 2333 01:53:55,144 --> 01:53:57,008 Naturally, you're still wrestling with it, 2334 01:53:57,079 --> 01:53:58,547 so sometimes you're still you. 2335 01:53:58,615 --> 01:54:00,412 We should do this again sometime. 2336 01:54:00,483 --> 01:54:03,349 Other times, you imagine yourself watching me. 2337 01:54:03,418 --> 01:54:04,750 If this is your first night at Fight Club, 2338 01:54:04,821 --> 01:54:05,913 you have to fight. 2339 01:54:05,989 --> 01:54:07,319 Little by little, 2340 01:54:07,389 --> 01:54:10,690 you’re just letting yourself become... 2341 01:54:10,761 --> 01:54:13,160 Tyler Durden. 2342 01:54:13,229 --> 01:54:14,253 You are not your job, 2343 01:54:14,331 --> 01:54:16,026 or how much money you have in the bank! 2344 01:54:16,100 --> 01:54:17,260 No, you have a house. 2345 01:54:17,334 --> 01:54:18,527 Rented in your name. 2346 01:54:18,601 --> 01:54:20,536 You have jobs, you have a whole life. 2347 01:54:20,604 --> 01:54:22,196 You have night jobs because you can't sleep. 2348 01:54:22,273 --> 01:54:24,103 Or you stay up and make soap. 2349 01:54:24,173 --> 01:54:25,698 Marla-You're fucking Marla, Tyler. 2350 01:54:25,776 --> 01:54:27,744 Uh, technically, you're fucking Marla. 2351 01:54:27,811 --> 01:54:29,108 But it's all the same to her. 2352 01:54:31,448 --> 01:54:32,938 Oh, my God. 2353 01:54:34,018 --> 01:54:36,009 Now you see our dilemma. 2354 01:54:36,086 --> 01:54:38,111 She knows too much. 2355 01:54:39,256 --> 01:54:40,314 I think we're going to have to talk 2356 01:54:40,391 --> 01:54:43,588 about how this might compromise our goals. 2357 01:54:43,661 --> 01:54:46,688 Wh-What are you saying? 2358 01:54:46,765 --> 01:54:48,425 This is - This is bullshit. 2359 01:54:48,499 --> 01:54:49,990 This is bullshit. 2360 01:54:50,068 --> 01:54:51,035 I'm not listening to this. 2361 01:54:51,102 --> 01:54:52,035 You are insane. 2362 01:54:52,104 --> 01:54:53,934 No, you're insane. 2363 01:54:54,005 --> 01:54:56,530 And we simply do not have time for this crap. 2364 01:54:59,110 --> 01:55:00,975 It's called a changeover. 2365 01:55:01,046 --> 01:55:02,571 The movie goes on, 2366 01:55:02,648 --> 01:55:04,081 and nobody in the audience 2367 01:55:04,150 --> 01:55:05,707 has any idea. 2368 01:55:18,700 --> 01:55:19,632 Sir! 2369 01:55:19,701 --> 01:55:21,032 Are you checking out? 2370 01:55:21,102 --> 01:55:22,295 Yeah, uh, b-bill me. 2371 01:55:22,369 --> 01:55:24,031 I need you to initial this list 2372 01:55:24,105 --> 01:55:25,197 of phone calls, please. 2373 01:55:29,210 --> 01:55:30,371 When were these made? 2374 01:55:30,446 --> 01:55:31,640 It says right there, sir, 2375 01:55:31,714 --> 01:55:33,271 between 2:00 and 3:30 this morning. 2376 01:55:33,348 --> 01:55:34,680 No, I w- 2377 01:55:38,587 --> 01:55:39,645 Have I been going to bed 2378 01:55:39,722 --> 01:55:40,984 earlier every night? 2379 01:55:41,056 --> 01:55:43,081 Have I been sleeping later? 2380 01:55:45,060 --> 01:55:48,086 Have I been Tyler longer and longer? 2381 01:55:51,633 --> 01:55:52,565 Is anybody here? 2382 01:55:55,638 --> 01:55:58,470 Déjà vu all over again. 2383 01:55:59,541 --> 01:56:00,474 Yeah, with enough soap, 2384 01:56:00,543 --> 01:56:01,941 we could blow up just about anything. 2385 01:56:05,114 --> 01:56:07,140 Oh, my God. 2386 01:56:10,253 --> 01:56:11,221 1888. 2387 01:56:11,288 --> 01:56:12,550 I'm sorry, who am I calling? 2388 01:56:12,623 --> 01:56:14,590 1888 Franklin. This is Maintenance. 2389 01:56:16,694 --> 01:56:19,126 Hello? 2390 01:56:19,195 --> 01:56:21,060 1888 Franklin Street? 2391 01:56:21,131 --> 01:56:24,226 Yes. Can I help you? 2392 01:56:26,536 --> 01:56:28,164 Hello? 2393 01:56:28,239 --> 01:56:29,365 Yeah, yeah. 2394 01:56:29,440 --> 01:56:30,703 Uh, I need to talk to your supervisor 2395 01:56:30,776 --> 01:56:31,708 right away. 2396 01:56:31,777 --> 01:56:32,710 Speaking. 2397 01:56:32,779 --> 01:56:33,711 OK, listen to me. 2398 01:56:33,780 --> 01:56:34,974 I think something really terrible 2399 01:56:35,047 --> 01:56:36,014 is about to happen at your building. 2400 01:56:36,081 --> 01:56:37,070 You have got- 2401 01:56:37,149 --> 01:56:38,378 It's under control, sir. 2402 01:56:39,752 --> 01:56:40,719 Excuse me? 2403 01:56:40,787 --> 01:56:42,344 Don't worry about us, sir. 2404 01:56:42,421 --> 01:56:43,821 We're solid. 2405 01:56:47,460 --> 01:56:48,757 2160. 2406 01:56:56,703 --> 01:56:57,727 Marla! Marla! 2407 01:56:57,805 --> 01:56:59,796 Hey! Fuck! Wait! 2408 01:57:00,874 --> 01:57:02,569 Wait, I gotta talk to you! 2409 01:57:02,643 --> 01:57:03,804 Marla, Marla! 2410 01:57:03,878 --> 01:57:04,969 Your whacked-out bald freaks 2411 01:57:05,045 --> 01:57:06,512 hit me with a fucking broom! 2412 01:57:06,580 --> 01:57:08,241 They almost broke my arm! 2413 01:57:08,315 --> 01:57:09,943 They were burning their fingertips with lye, 2414 01:57:10,018 --> 01:57:11,006 the stink was unbelievable. 2415 01:57:11,084 --> 01:57:12,016 Look-Look, listen, 2416 01:57:12,085 --> 01:57:13,017 it's gonna take a tremendous act 2417 01:57:13,086 --> 01:57:14,018 of faith on your part, 2418 01:57:14,087 --> 01:57:15,055 but you've got to hear me out. 2419 01:57:15,123 --> 01:57:17,022 Oh, here comes an avalanche of bullshit. 2420 01:57:17,090 --> 01:57:18,557 A little more faith than that. 2421 01:57:22,930 --> 01:57:23,862 No, listen, I don't want to hear 2422 01:57:23,931 --> 01:57:24,864 anything you have to say. 2423 01:57:24,933 --> 01:57:26,992 You have every right to be... 2424 01:57:27,068 --> 01:57:29,126 Um, I'll just have a coffee, thanks. 2425 01:57:29,203 --> 01:57:32,140 Sir, anything you order is free of charge, sir. 2426 01:57:32,208 --> 01:57:34,266 Why is it free of charge? 2427 01:57:34,342 --> 01:57:35,434 Don't-Don't ask. 2428 01:57:35,511 --> 01:57:36,569 Whatever. 2429 01:57:36,645 --> 01:57:39,272 I'll have the clam chowder, the fried chicken 2430 01:57:39,347 --> 01:57:40,439 with the baked potato with everything, 2431 01:57:40,515 --> 01:57:41,983 and a chocolate chiffon pie. 2432 01:57:42,051 --> 01:57:44,144 Clean food, please. 2433 01:57:44,220 --> 01:57:45,982 In that case, sir, may I advise against 2434 01:57:46,055 --> 01:57:47,283 the lady eating the clam chowder? 2435 01:57:47,356 --> 01:57:49,347 No clam chowder, thank you. 2436 01:57:51,562 --> 01:57:53,086 You've got about 30 seconds. 2437 01:57:55,833 --> 01:57:56,765 Marla, I know that I've been acting 2438 01:57:56,834 --> 01:57:58,028 very, very strange. 2439 01:57:58,102 --> 01:58:00,263 OK, I know that it's got to seem 2440 01:58:00,338 --> 01:58:01,396 Like there's 2 sides to me- 2441 01:58:01,472 --> 01:58:02,404 2 sides? 2442 01:58:02,473 --> 01:58:03,770 You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass. 2443 01:58:03,841 --> 01:58:04,773 I deserve that, but- 2444 01:58:04,842 --> 01:58:06,002 I've come to realize something 2445 01:58:06,077 --> 01:58:07,009 very, very important. 2446 01:58:07,078 --> 01:58:08,136 What? 2447 01:58:08,212 --> 01:58:09,645 The full extent of our relationship 2448 01:58:09,714 --> 01:58:11,774 wasn't really clear to me up until now, 2449 01:58:11,850 --> 01:58:13,045 for reasons I'm not going to go into, 2450 01:58:13,119 --> 01:58:14,551 but the important thing is, I know 2451 01:58:14,620 --> 01:58:15,814 that I haven't been treating you so nice. 2452 01:58:15,888 --> 01:58:16,820 Yeah, whatever. 2453 01:58:16,889 --> 01:58:17,857 No, no - 15 seconds. 2454 01:58:17,924 --> 01:58:19,118 15 seconds, please, please. 2455 01:58:19,192 --> 01:58:21,022 15 seconds, don't open your mouth. 2456 01:58:21,093 --> 01:58:23,654 I'm trying to tell you that I'm sorry. 2457 01:58:23,730 --> 01:58:24,924 Because what I've come to realize 2458 01:58:24,998 --> 01:58:27,761 is that I really like you, Marla. 2459 01:58:28,968 --> 01:58:30,265 You do? 2460 01:58:30,336 --> 01:58:31,859 I really do. 2461 01:58:31,937 --> 01:58:32,904 I care about you 2462 01:58:32,971 --> 01:58:33,996 and I don't want anything bad 2463 01:58:34,073 --> 01:58:36,632 to happen to you because of me. 2464 01:58:36,708 --> 01:58:39,405 Marla, your life is in danger. 2465 01:58:40,547 --> 01:58:41,479 What? 2466 01:58:41,548 --> 01:58:43,947 You need to leave town for a while. 2467 01:58:44,016 --> 01:58:45,279 Get out of any major city 2468 01:58:45,351 --> 01:58:46,477 and just go camping or something. 2469 01:58:46,553 --> 01:58:47,611 You're an insane person. 2470 01:58:47,687 --> 01:58:48,778 No, no, I've involved you 2471 01:58:48,854 --> 01:58:50,653 in something terrible that's about to happen. 2472 01:58:50,724 --> 01:58:52,157 No. Shut up, 2473 01:58:52,226 --> 01:58:53,386 shut up! 2474 01:58:56,597 --> 01:58:58,326 Listen, I tried, Tyler. 2475 01:58:58,399 --> 01:58:59,558 I really tried. 2476 01:58:59,632 --> 01:59:00,565 I know you did. 2477 01:59:00,634 --> 01:59:02,602 There are things about you I like. 2478 01:59:02,670 --> 01:59:04,160 You're smart, you're funny, 2479 01:59:04,238 --> 01:59:06,604 you're spectacular in bed. 2480 01:59:06,674 --> 01:59:09,837 But you're intolerable. 2481 01:59:09,910 --> 01:59:12,813 You have very serious emotional problems. 2482 01:59:12,882 --> 01:59:14,645 Deep-seated problems for which you should seek 2483 01:59:14,717 --> 01:59:16,049 professional help. 2484 01:59:16,119 --> 01:59:17,517 I know, and I'm sorry. 2485 01:59:17,587 --> 01:59:18,451 Yeah, you're sorry, I'm sorry, 2486 01:59:18,521 --> 01:59:19,647 everyone's sorry. But... 2487 01:59:21,190 --> 01:59:22,885 I can't do this anymore. 2488 01:59:23,993 --> 01:59:25,517 I can't. 2489 01:59:25,595 --> 01:59:26,585 And I won't. 2490 01:59:28,165 --> 01:59:29,188 I'm gone. 2491 01:59:30,901 --> 01:59:31,833 You can't leave, Marla, 2492 01:59:31,903 --> 01:59:33,572 you're not safe! 2493 01:59:37,476 --> 01:59:38,408 No! Leave me alone! 2494 01:59:38,477 --> 01:59:40,341 Marla, I'm trying to protect you. 2495 01:59:40,411 --> 01:59:41,935 I don't ever want to see you again! 2496 01:59:42,013 --> 01:59:43,675 That's fine, if that's what it takes... 2497 01:59:43,749 --> 01:59:45,080 You wait. Wait right here. 2498 01:59:49,755 --> 01:59:50,687 Hold it right there. 2499 01:59:50,756 --> 01:59:52,780 Shut up! 2500 01:59:52,857 --> 01:59:54,689 Take this money and get on this bus. 2501 01:59:54,760 --> 01:59:55,692 And I promise you 2502 01:59:55,761 --> 01:59:56,750 I will never bother you again 2503 01:59:56,829 --> 01:59:57,760 if that's what you want. 2504 01:59:57,829 --> 01:59:59,058 Shut up! 2505 01:59:59,131 --> 02:00:00,462 Please get on the bus. 2506 02:00:00,532 --> 02:00:01,931 Please get on the bus! 2507 02:00:03,702 --> 02:00:04,862 Why are you doing this? 2508 02:00:04,937 --> 02:00:06,529 Because they think you're some kind of a threat. 2509 02:00:06,605 --> 02:00:07,697 I- I can't explain it right now, 2510 02:00:07,773 --> 02:00:08,704 just trust me. 2511 02:00:08,773 --> 02:00:09,706 If I see where you're going, 2512 02:00:09,775 --> 02:00:10,708 you will not be safe. 2513 02:00:10,777 --> 02:00:11,971 I'm not paying this back. 2514 02:00:12,045 --> 02:00:13,512 I consider it asshole tax. 2515 02:00:13,580 --> 02:00:15,673 That's fine. Remember, stay out of major cities 2516 02:00:15,749 --> 02:00:16,875 for at least a couple of days, OK? 2517 02:00:16,950 --> 02:00:17,882 Tyler. 2518 02:00:19,486 --> 02:00:20,817 You're the worst thing 2519 02:00:20,887 --> 02:00:22,286 that ever happened to me. 2520 02:00:37,372 --> 02:00:38,737 Hello. 2521 02:00:38,807 --> 02:00:40,399 I need you to arrest me. 2522 02:00:40,475 --> 02:00:42,774 I am the leader of a terrorist organization 2523 02:00:42,844 --> 02:00:45,142 responsible for numerous acts of vandalism, 2524 02:00:45,213 --> 02:00:46,909 and assault all over this city. 2525 02:00:47,984 --> 02:00:49,211 ...in the metropolitan area, 2526 02:00:49,284 --> 02:00:51,811 with probably a couple hundred members. 2527 02:00:51,889 --> 02:00:52,981 Chapters have sprung up 2528 02:00:53,057 --> 02:00:55,820 in 5 or 6 other major cities already. 2529 02:00:55,892 --> 02:00:58,953 This is a tightly regimented organization, 2530 02:00:59,029 --> 02:01:01,121 with many cells capable of operating 2531 02:01:01,197 --> 02:01:04,224 completely independent of central leadership. 2532 02:01:04,301 --> 02:01:06,427 Look, look, go to that house, OK? 2533 02:01:06,502 --> 02:01:08,630 1537 Paper Street. 2534 02:01:08,706 --> 02:01:10,640 That's our headquarters. 2535 02:01:10,708 --> 02:01:13,233 In the back, buried in the garden, 2536 02:01:13,310 --> 02:01:16,404 you'll find the body of Robert Paulson. 2537 02:01:16,480 --> 02:01:18,414 In the basement, 2538 02:01:18,482 --> 02:01:19,676 you're gonna find some bathtubs 2539 02:01:19,750 --> 02:01:21,274 that have been used very recently 2540 02:01:21,351 --> 02:01:25,378 to make large quantities of nitroglycerin. 2541 02:01:25,456 --> 02:01:26,514 I believe the plan 2542 02:01:26,590 --> 02:01:28,354 is to blow up the headquarters 2543 02:01:28,426 --> 02:01:30,017 of these credit card companies, 2544 02:01:30,094 --> 02:01:31,960 and the T.R.W. Building. 2545 02:01:33,699 --> 02:01:34,926 Why these buildings? 2546 02:01:34,999 --> 02:01:37,024 Why credit card companies? 2547 02:01:37,102 --> 02:01:38,934 If you erase the debt record, 2548 02:01:39,004 --> 02:01:41,494 then we all go back to zero. 2549 02:01:41,573 --> 02:01:43,598 It'll create total chaos. 2550 02:01:46,377 --> 02:01:47,366 Keep him talking. 2551 02:01:47,445 --> 02:01:48,434 I need to make a phone call. 2552 02:01:59,326 --> 02:02:01,261 I really admire what you're doing. 2553 02:02:02,930 --> 02:02:03,861 What? 2554 02:02:03,930 --> 02:02:06,126 You're a brave man to order this. 2555 02:02:06,200 --> 02:02:07,861 You're a genius, sir. 2556 02:02:07,935 --> 02:02:10,871 You said, if anyone ever interferes 2557 02:02:10,939 --> 02:02:12,702 with Project Mayhem- even you- 2558 02:02:12,775 --> 02:02:15,072 we gotta get his bails. 2559 02:02:16,545 --> 02:02:17,512 It's useless to fight. 2560 02:02:17,579 --> 02:02:18,705 This is really a powerful gesture, 2561 02:02:18,781 --> 02:02:19,713 Mr. Durden. 2562 02:02:19,782 --> 02:02:21,043 It'll set quite an example. 2563 02:02:21,115 --> 02:02:23,209 You're making a big mistake, fellas. 2564 02:02:23,285 --> 02:02:24,217 You said you'd say that. 2565 02:02:24,286 --> 02:02:25,753 I'm not Tyler Durden! 2566 02:02:25,821 --> 02:02:27,345 You told us you'd say that, too. 2567 02:02:27,422 --> 02:02:30,255 All right, I am Tyler Durden. 2568 02:02:30,325 --> 02:02:31,519 Listen to me, 2569 02:02:31,593 --> 02:02:33,151 I'm giving you a direct order. 2570 02:02:33,228 --> 02:02:35,219 We are aborting this mission, right now. 2571 02:02:35,297 --> 02:02:36,696 You said you would definitely say that. 2572 02:02:42,906 --> 02:02:43,929 Are you fucking out of your minds? 2573 02:02:44,006 --> 02:02:45,303 You're police officers! 2574 02:02:48,311 --> 02:02:49,436 Somebody timing this? 2575 02:02:49,511 --> 02:02:50,443 No! No! 2576 02:02:50,512 --> 02:02:52,037 Keep your mouth shut! 2577 02:02:53,117 --> 02:02:54,049 Shit. 2578 02:02:56,820 --> 02:02:57,787 Yeah? 2579 02:02:57,854 --> 02:02:58,879 Hey, you know, some of this information 2580 02:02:58,956 --> 02:03:00,218 checks out. 2581 02:03:00,291 --> 02:03:01,848 Let's go over to that house 2582 02:03:01,925 --> 02:03:02,983 on Paper Street. 2583 02:03:03,059 --> 02:03:04,118 Be right there. 2584 02:03:05,196 --> 02:03:06,560 Hey! Wait! 2585 02:03:06,629 --> 02:03:07,857 I got him. 2586 02:03:07,931 --> 02:03:09,194 Sir, we have to do this, sir. 2587 02:03:09,266 --> 02:03:10,392 Stop fighting. 2588 02:03:10,467 --> 02:03:11,766 Where's the rubber band? 2589 02:03:11,838 --> 02:03:12,929 Get away from me! 2590 02:03:13,004 --> 02:03:13,936 Drop that fucking knife! 2591 02:03:14,005 --> 02:03:14,938 Drop it! 2592 02:03:18,176 --> 02:03:19,108 Back up. 2593 02:03:19,177 --> 02:03:20,236 Face down on the floor, 2594 02:03:20,313 --> 02:03:21,245 both of you, right now! 2595 02:03:23,815 --> 02:03:25,408 Get down on the floor! 2596 02:03:30,021 --> 02:03:31,991 First person comes out this fucking door 2597 02:03:32,059 --> 02:03:34,220 gets a-gets a lead salad, you understand? 2598 02:03:59,253 --> 02:04:01,153 Get away! Get away! 2599 02:04:13,869 --> 02:04:15,335 I ran. 2600 02:04:16,871 --> 02:04:18,601 I ran until my muscles burned 2601 02:04:18,674 --> 02:04:20,801 and my veins pumped battery acid. 2602 02:04:23,579 --> 02:04:25,240 Then I ran some more. 2603 02:05:06,858 --> 02:05:08,689 What the fuck are you doing? 2604 02:05:08,760 --> 02:05:10,352 Running around in your underpants. 2605 02:05:10,429 --> 02:05:11,727 Man, you look like a crazy person. 2606 02:05:11,798 --> 02:05:13,526 No, I'm onto you. 2607 02:05:13,598 --> 02:05:14,724 I know what's going on here. 2608 02:05:14,800 --> 02:05:15,858 Well come on, then. 2609 02:05:15,935 --> 02:05:17,425 I got us a great place to watch from. 2610 02:05:18,804 --> 02:05:19,862 It'll be like pay-per-view. 2611 02:06:08,824 --> 02:06:09,757 Oh, Christ. 2612 02:06:09,826 --> 02:06:11,726 Now what are you doing? 2613 02:06:11,795 --> 02:06:12,887 I'm stopping this. 2614 02:06:12,963 --> 02:06:15,989 Why? Greatest thing you've ever done, man. 2615 02:06:16,066 --> 02:06:17,693 No, I can't let this happen. 2616 02:06:17,768 --> 02:06:19,292 You know there are 10 other bombs 2617 02:06:19,369 --> 02:06:20,837 in 10 other buildings. 2618 02:06:20,905 --> 02:06:22,269 God damn it, since when is Project Mayhem 2619 02:06:22,339 --> 02:06:23,271 about murder? 2620 02:06:23,340 --> 02:06:24,637 The buildings are empty. 2621 02:06:24,709 --> 02:06:26,267 Security and maintenance, all our people. 2622 02:06:26,344 --> 02:06:27,537 We're not killing anyone, man, 2623 02:06:27,611 --> 02:06:28,839 we're setting 'em free. 2624 02:06:28,912 --> 02:06:29,844 Bob is dead. 2625 02:06:29,913 --> 02:06:31,643 They shot him in the head. 2626 02:06:31,716 --> 02:06:32,977 You wanna make an omelet, 2627 02:06:33,050 --> 02:06:34,608 you gotta break some eggs. 2628 02:06:34,684 --> 02:06:35,947 No, I'm not listening to you. 2629 02:06:36,020 --> 02:06:37,078 You're not even there. 2630 02:06:44,895 --> 02:06:45,862 Wouldn't do that. 2631 02:06:45,930 --> 02:06:48,694 Not unless I knew which wires were what. 2632 02:06:48,766 --> 02:06:50,426 If you know, then I know. 2633 02:06:56,107 --> 02:06:57,040 Or... 2634 02:06:57,109 --> 02:06:58,041 maybe I knew you'd know, 2635 02:06:58,110 --> 02:06:59,134 so I spent the whole day 2636 02:06:59,211 --> 02:07:00,371 thinking about the wrong ones. 2637 02:07:09,023 --> 02:07:10,012 You think? 2638 02:07:12,062 --> 02:07:13,859 Oh, heavens no, not the green one. 2639 02:07:15,031 --> 02:07:16,362 Pull any one but the green one. 2640 02:07:22,239 --> 02:07:24,105 I asked you not to do that! 2641 02:07:29,714 --> 02:07:31,010 Tyler, get away from the van. 2642 02:07:34,052 --> 02:07:35,485 Tyler, I'm not kidding! 2643 02:07:35,554 --> 02:07:37,453 Get away from the van! 2644 02:07:37,521 --> 02:07:38,783 God damn it! 2645 02:07:40,092 --> 02:07:42,558 Whoa! 2646 02:07:45,764 --> 02:07:48,561 OK, you are now firing a gun 2647 02:07:48,633 --> 02:07:49,896 at your imaginary friend 2648 02:07:49,968 --> 02:07:52,664 near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin! 2649 02:07:54,940 --> 02:07:56,635 Look, Tyler, Tyler! 2650 02:07:59,744 --> 02:08:00,973 Ahh! 2651 02:08:10,122 --> 02:08:11,783 Aw, come on. 2652 02:08:11,857 --> 02:08:13,052 Don't go. 2653 02:08:51,700 --> 02:08:52,861 What?! 2654 02:09:38,783 --> 02:09:39,943 3 minutes. 2655 02:09:40,018 --> 02:09:42,316 This is it. 2656 02:09:42,387 --> 02:09:44,446 The beginning. 2657 02:09:44,522 --> 02:09:46,491 Ground zero. 2658 02:09:46,558 --> 02:09:48,525 I think this is about where we came in. 2659 02:09:48,593 --> 02:09:49,560 Would you like to say a few words 2660 02:09:49,627 --> 02:09:51,425 to mark the occasion? 2661 02:09:53,334 --> 02:09:54,527 I'm sorry? 2662 02:09:54,601 --> 02:09:57,230 I still can't think of anything. 2663 02:09:58,906 --> 02:10:01,032 Ah, flashback humor. 2664 02:10:06,246 --> 02:10:07,908 It's getting exciting now. 2665 02:10:10,284 --> 02:10:11,307 2 and 1/2. 2666 02:10:11,384 --> 02:10:12,317 Think of everything 2667 02:10:12,386 --> 02:10:13,911 we've accomplished, man. 2668 02:10:15,290 --> 02:10:17,120 Out these windows, we will view 2669 02:10:17,191 --> 02:10:18,784 the collapse of financial history. 2670 02:10:19,961 --> 02:10:22,327 One step closer to economic equilibrium. 2671 02:10:37,279 --> 02:10:38,644 Why is she here? 2672 02:10:38,713 --> 02:10:40,647 Tying up loose ends. 2673 02:10:40,715 --> 02:10:43,809 Put me down, you bald-headed fucks! 2674 02:10:43,885 --> 02:10:45,114 I'm begging you, 2675 02:10:45,188 --> 02:10:46,119 please don't do this. 2676 02:10:46,188 --> 02:10:47,120 I'm not doing this. 2677 02:10:47,189 --> 02:10:48,884 We are doing this. 2678 02:10:48,957 --> 02:10:50,016 This is what we want. 2679 02:10:50,093 --> 02:10:52,151 No, I don't want this. 2680 02:10:52,227 --> 02:10:55,357 Right, except you is meaningless now. 2681 02:10:55,432 --> 02:10:57,092 We have to forget about you. 2682 02:10:57,166 --> 02:10:59,430 Jesus, you're a voice in my head. 2683 02:10:59,502 --> 02:11:00,800 You're a voice in mine. 2684 02:11:00,871 --> 02:11:02,338 You're a fucking hallucination, 2685 02:11:02,406 --> 02:11:03,531 why can't I get rid of you? 2686 02:11:03,606 --> 02:11:04,538 You need me. 2687 02:11:04,607 --> 02:11:06,736 No, I don't, I really don't anymore. 2688 02:11:06,870 --> 02:11:07,894 Hey, you created me. 2689 02:11:07,971 --> 02:11:09,733 I didn't create some loser alter ego 2690 02:11:09,805 --> 02:11:11,273 to make myself feel better. 2691 02:11:11,341 --> 02:11:12,399 Take some responsibility. 2692 02:11:12,475 --> 02:11:13,671 I do. 2693 02:11:13,745 --> 02:11:15,735 I am responsible for all of it, 2694 02:11:15,814 --> 02:11:16,906 and I accept that. 2695 02:11:16,982 --> 02:11:19,246 So please, I'm begging you, 2696 02:11:19,317 --> 02:11:20,977 please call this off. 2697 02:11:23,321 --> 02:11:25,186 Have I ever let us down? 2698 02:11:26,658 --> 02:11:28,956 How far have you come because of me? 2699 02:11:34,901 --> 02:11:36,892 I will bring us through this. 2700 02:11:36,968 --> 02:11:38,903 As always, 2701 02:11:38,971 --> 02:11:41,166 I will carry you, kicking and screaming, 2702 02:11:41,240 --> 02:11:43,367 and in the end, you will thank me. 2703 02:11:43,442 --> 02:11:45,342 Tyler. 2704 02:11:45,411 --> 02:11:47,607 Tyler, I'm grateful to you 2705 02:11:47,681 --> 02:11:48,942 for everything 2706 02:11:49,015 --> 02:11:50,004 that you've done for me. 2707 02:11:50,082 --> 02:11:51,640 But this is too much. 2708 02:11:51,717 --> 02:11:53,242 I don't want this. 2709 02:11:53,320 --> 02:11:54,251 What do you want?! 2710 02:11:54,320 --> 02:11:55,582 Want to go back to the shit-job, 2711 02:11:55,655 --> 02:11:58,123 fucking condo world, watching sitcoms? 2712 02:11:58,192 --> 02:12:00,159 Fuck you. I won't do it. 2713 02:12:00,226 --> 02:12:02,888 Oh, God, this can't be happening. 2714 02:12:02,962 --> 02:12:05,431 It's already done, so shut up. 2715 02:12:05,499 --> 02:12:06,430 60 seconds. 2716 02:12:06,499 --> 02:12:07,864 Can you see alright? 2717 02:12:10,704 --> 02:12:12,136 I can figure this out. 2718 02:12:12,205 --> 02:12:13,764 I can figure this out, this isn't even real. 2719 02:12:13,841 --> 02:12:15,833 You're not real, that gun isn't- 2720 02:12:15,910 --> 02:12:17,672 That gun isn't even in your hand. 2721 02:12:19,213 --> 02:12:20,704 The gun's in my hand. 2722 02:12:26,321 --> 02:12:28,720 Hey, good for you. Doesn't change a thing. 2723 02:12:37,634 --> 02:12:40,329 Why do you want to put a gun to your head? 2724 02:12:40,402 --> 02:12:43,236 Not my head, Tyler. 2725 02:12:43,306 --> 02:12:45,069 Our head. 2726 02:12:46,810 --> 02:12:48,209 Interesting. 2727 02:12:51,581 --> 02:12:54,346 Where are you going with this, I KEA boy? 2728 02:13:01,125 --> 02:13:04,583 Hey, it's you and me. 2729 02:13:07,566 --> 02:13:08,498 Friends. 2730 02:13:10,534 --> 02:13:11,466 Tyler... 2731 02:13:14,473 --> 02:13:17,373 I want you to really listen to me. 2732 02:13:17,441 --> 02:13:18,374 OK. 2733 02:13:21,412 --> 02:13:23,074 My eyes are open. 2734 02:13:40,900 --> 02:13:42,800 What's that smell? 2735 02:14:03,058 --> 02:14:04,616 Where is everybody? 2736 02:14:04,693 --> 02:14:05,888 I don't know, what's goin' on? 2737 02:14:06,962 --> 02:14:08,224 Mr. Durden! 2738 02:14:09,297 --> 02:14:10,663 Oh, my God. 2739 02:14:10,733 --> 02:14:11,665 Sir? 2740 02:14:16,206 --> 02:14:17,332 Are you, uh... 2741 02:14:17,407 --> 02:14:19,237 Are you alright, sir? 2742 02:14:19,308 --> 02:14:20,536 Oh, yeah, I'm OK. 2743 02:14:20,609 --> 02:14:21,542 You look terrible, sir. 2744 02:14:21,611 --> 02:14:23,272 What happened? 2745 02:14:23,347 --> 02:14:25,541 Oh, nothing. It's no problem. 2746 02:14:25,614 --> 02:14:27,378 Oh, no, no, sir, he's not kidding. 2747 02:14:27,451 --> 02:14:28,611 You look really awful. 2748 02:14:28,685 --> 02:14:29,844 You need medical assistance. 2749 02:14:29,919 --> 02:14:31,386 - I'm fine. - Ugh. 2750 02:14:31,454 --> 02:14:32,444 Look, I'm fine. 2751 02:14:32,522 --> 02:14:35,012 Everything's fine. 2752 02:14:38,528 --> 02:14:40,553 Let-Let her go. 2753 02:14:40,629 --> 02:14:41,618 Christ almighty! 2754 02:14:41,697 --> 02:14:43,563 You! 2755 02:14:43,633 --> 02:14:46,067 Hi, Marla. 2756 02:14:47,136 --> 02:14:48,104 Leave her with me, 2757 02:14:48,171 --> 02:14:49,103 get your stuff, 2758 02:14:49,172 --> 02:14:50,104 I'll meet you downstairs. 2759 02:14:50,173 --> 02:14:51,105 Are you sure? 2760 02:14:51,174 --> 02:14:53,142 Yes, I'm sure. 2761 02:14:54,312 --> 02:14:56,280 You fucker! 2762 02:14:56,347 --> 02:14:57,279 What kind of sick fucking game 2763 02:14:57,348 --> 02:14:58,280 are you playing now, 2764 02:14:58,349 --> 02:14:59,281 putting me on a fucking bu- 2765 02:14:59,350 --> 02:15:01,250 Oh, my God, your face! 2766 02:15:01,319 --> 02:15:02,752 Yeah, I know. 2767 02:15:07,558 --> 02:15:09,492 What happened? 2768 02:15:09,560 --> 02:15:10,720 Don't ask. 2769 02:15:10,795 --> 02:15:11,727 You're shot. 2770 02:15:11,796 --> 02:15:13,161 Yes, I'm shot. 2771 02:15:13,231 --> 02:15:14,758 Oh, my God. 2772 02:15:14,835 --> 02:15:16,267 I can't believe he's standing. 2773 02:15:16,336 --> 02:15:17,769 One tough motherfucker. 2774 02:15:21,641 --> 02:15:23,506 Who did this? 2775 02:15:23,576 --> 02:15:26,102 I did, actually. 2776 02:15:26,180 --> 02:15:27,578 Find some gauze. 2777 02:15:29,582 --> 02:15:31,642 You shot yourself? 2778 02:15:31,719 --> 02:15:32,776 Yes, but it's OK. 2779 02:15:32,852 --> 02:15:34,411 Marla, look at me. 2780 02:15:34,488 --> 02:15:36,753 I'm really OK. 2781 02:15:36,825 --> 02:15:38,792 Trust me. 2782 02:15:38,859 --> 02:15:40,589 Everything's gonna be fine. 2783 02:15:53,675 --> 02:15:55,471 You met me at a very strange time in my life. 2784 02:15:56,305 --> 02:16:56,729 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/nxjt Help other users to choose the best subtitles