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Narrator:
People are always asking me

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if I know Tyler Durden.

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Tyler: 3 minutes.

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Tyler: 3 minutes.

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This is it: ground zero.

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Would you like to say a few
words to mark the occasion?

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[Muffled]

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Narrator: With a gun barrel
between your teeth,

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you speak only in vowels.

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I can't think
of anything.

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For a second
I totally forget

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about Tyler's whole
controlled demolition thing,

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and I wonder
how clean that gun is.

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Tyler: Getting
exciting now.

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That old saying,

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how you always hurt
the one you love?

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Well, it works both ways.

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[Police Sirens]

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We have front row seats

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for this theater
of mass destruction.

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The demolitions committee
of Project Mayhem

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wrapped the foundation
columns of a dozen buildings

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with blasting gelatin.
In 2 minutes,

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primary charges
will blow base charges

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and a few square blocks

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will be reduced
to smoldering rubble.

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I know this...

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because Tyler knows this.

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21/2.

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Think of everything
we've accomplished.

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And suddenly, I realize
that all of this:

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the gun, the bombs,
the revolution...

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has got something to do with
a girl named Marla Singer.

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Bob. Bob had bitch-tits.

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This was a support group for
men with testicular cancer.

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The big moosey
slobbering all over me,

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that was Bob.

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We're still men.

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Yes, we're men.

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Men is what we are.

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8 months ago, Bob's
testicles were removed.

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Then hormone therapy.
He developed bitch-tits

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because his testosterone
was too high,

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and his body
upped the estrogen.

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And that was where I fit...

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They're gonna have to
open up my pecs again

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and drain the fluid.

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Narrator: Between those huge,
sweating tits

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that hung enormous the way
you'd think of God's as big.

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OK. You cry now.

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No, wait. Back up.
Let me start earlier.

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For 6 months,
I couldn't sleep.

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Echo: I couldn't sleep.
I couldn't sleep.

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With insomnia,
nothing's real.

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Everything's far away.

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Everything's a copy
of a copy of a copy.

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When deep space
exploration ramps up,

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it'll be the corporations
that name everything:

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the I.B.M. Stellarsphere,

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the Microsoft Galaxy,

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Planet Starbucks.

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Gonna need you out of town
a little more this week.

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We got some
red flags to cover.

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It must've been Tuesday.

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He was wearing
his cornflower-blue tie.

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You want me to deprioritize
my current reports

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until you advise
of a status upgrade?

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Make these your primary
action items.

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Here's
your flight coupons.

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Call me from the road
if there's any snags.

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Narrator:
He was full of pep.

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Must have had
his grande latte enema.

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Like so many others,
I had become a slave

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to the <i>IKEA</i>
nesting instinct.

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Uh, yes. I'd like to order
the Erica Pekkary dust ruffles.

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Operator: Please hold.

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If I saw something clever

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like a little coffee table
in the shape of a yin-yang,

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I had to have it.

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The Klipske
personal office unit,

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the Hovetrekke
home exer-bike,

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or the Johannshamn sofa

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with the Strinne green
stripe pattern.

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Even the Rizlampa wire lamps

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of environmentally friendly
unbleached paper.

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I'd flip through catalogs
and wonder:

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What kind of dining set
defines me as a person?

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I had it all.

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Even the glass dishes

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with tiny bubbles
and imperfections.

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Proof that they were crafted
by the honest, simple,

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hard-working indigenous
peoples of...

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Operator: Please hold.

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Narrator: Wherever.

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I was holding.

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We used to read pornography.

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Now it was
the Horchow collection.

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No, you can't
die from insomnia.

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What about narcolepsy?

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I nod off. I wake up
in strange places.

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I have no idea
how I got there.

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You need to lighten up.

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Can you please just
get me something?

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Narrator: Red and blue Tuenols,
lipstick-red Seconals.

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No. You need
healthy natural sleep.

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Chew some Valerian root
and get more exercise.

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Hey, come on.
I'm in pain.

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You wanna see pain?

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Swing by First Methodist
Tuesday nights.

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See the guys
with testicular cancer.

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That's pain.

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Chorus: # La la la #

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# La la la la la la #

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I always wanted 3 kids,

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2 boys and a girl.

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Mindy wanted
2 girls and a boy.

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We never could
agree on anything.

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Well, uh,
you know, she...

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She had her first child
last week, a...

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a girl.

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With... With her, uh,
with her new husband.

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Man: [Whispering] Fuck.

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Hey... Hey, thank God,
you know.

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I'm... I'm glad for her.

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Because she deserves it.

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Group Leader: Aw.

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Everyone, let's thank Thomas
for sharing himself with us.

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All: Thank you, Thomas.

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I look around this room,
and I see a lot of courage,

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and that gives me strength.

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We give each other strength.

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It's time
for the one-on-ones.

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So let's all of us here
follow Thomas' good example

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and really open ourselves up.

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Would you find a partner?

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Narrator: And this is how
I met the big moosey...

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Man: Come on.
Let's go over here.

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His eyes already
shrink-wrapped in tears...

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knees together,
those awkward little steps.

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My name is Bob.

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Bob.

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Narrator: Bob had been
a champion body-builder.

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You know that
chest-expansion program

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you see on late-night TV?
That was his idea.

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I was a juicer.

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You know,
using steroids.

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Diabonal and...

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Wistrol.
Oh, they use that

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on racehorses,
for Christ sakes.

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And now I'm bankrupt.

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I'm divorced.

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My 2 grown kids...

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won't even return
my phone calls.

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Narrator: Strangers
with this kind of honesty

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make me go
a big rubbery one.

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Go ahead, Cornelius.

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You can cry.

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[Crying]

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Narrator: And then,
something happened.

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I let go.

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That's really good.

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Lost in oblivion...

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dark and silent
and complete.

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I found freedom.

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Losing all hope was freedom.

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It's OK.

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Babies don't sleep
this well.

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[Snores]

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I became addicted.

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Come on.

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Narrator:
If I didn't say anything...

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people always
assumed the worst.

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Man: Welcome, Travis.

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Second man: Welcome, Travis.

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They cried harder...

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then I cried harder.

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[Group Murmurs]

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Woman: Now we're going
to open the green door,

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the heart chakra.

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Narrator:
I wasn't really dying.

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I wasn't host to cancer
or parasites.

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I was the warm little center

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that the life of this world
crowded around.

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that the life of this world
crowded around.

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Imagine your pain

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as a white ball
of healing light.

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It moves over your body,
healing you.

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Now, keep this going.
Remember to breathe,

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and step forward

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through the back door
of the room.

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Where does it lead?

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To your cave.

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Step forward
into your cave.

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That's right.

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You're going deeper
into your cave,

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and you're going to find
your power animal.

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[Coos]

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Slide.

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[Giggles]

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Narrator:
Every evening, I died...

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and every evening,
I was born again.

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Resurrected.

204
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Bob loved me
because he thought

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my testicles
were removed, too.

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Being there...

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pressed against his tits,

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ready to cry.

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This was my vacation.

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And she ruined
everything.

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This is cancer, right?

212
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This chick Marla Singer

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did not have
testicular cancer.

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She was a liar.

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She had no diseases at all.

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I had seen her
at Free and Clear

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my blood parasites group
Thursdays.

218
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Then at Hope, my bimonthly
sickle cell circle.

219
00:12:02,869 --> 00:12:05,064
And again at Seize the Day,

220
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my tuberculosis
Friday night.

221
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[Coughs Softly]

222
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Marla, the big tourist.

223
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Her lie reflected my lie,

224
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and suddenly,
I felt nothing.

225
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I couldn't cry.

226
00:12:20,486 --> 00:12:23,410
So once again,
I couldn't sleep.

227
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Next group,
after guided meditation,

228
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after we open
our heart chakras,

229
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when it's time to hug,

230
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I'm gonna grab
that little bitch

231
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Marla Singer
and scream...

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Marla, you liar!
You big tourist!

233
00:12:47,246 --> 00:12:48,406
I need this!
Now get out!

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Narrator:
I hadn't slept in 4 days.

235
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TV: Absolutely.
We'll just let that dry.

236
00:12:54,821 --> 00:12:55,719
When you have insomnia,

237
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you're never
really asleep...

238
00:12:58,491 --> 00:13:00,356
and you're
never really awake.

239
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Woman: To begin
tonight's communion,

240
00:13:04,764 --> 00:13:08,530
Chloe would like
to say a few words.

241
00:13:08,634 --> 00:13:11,262
Oh, yeah... Chloe.

242
00:13:11,370 --> 00:13:12,735
Chloe looked the way

243
00:13:12,839 --> 00:13:14,329
Meryl Streep's skeleton
would look

244
00:13:14,507 --> 00:13:16,372
if you made it smile
and walk around the party

245
00:13:16,509 --> 00:13:18,841
being extra nice
to everybody.

246
00:13:19,011 --> 00:13:21,036
Well,
I'm still here,

247
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but I don't know
for how long.

248
00:13:24,117 --> 00:13:25,744
That's as much
certainty

249
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as anyone
can give me.

250
00:13:27,653 --> 00:13:30,816
But I've got
some good news.

251
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I no longer
have

252
00:13:32,024 --> 00:13:33,980
any fear
of death.

253
00:13:37,363 --> 00:13:41,720
But I am in
a pretty lonely place.

254
00:13:41,834 --> 00:13:44,325
No one will have sex
with me.

255
00:13:45,471 --> 00:13:46,733
I'm so close to the end,

256
00:13:46,839 --> 00:13:49,103
and all I want is to get
laid for the last time.

257
00:13:50,543 --> 00:13:53,876
I have pornographic movies
in my apartment,

258
00:13:54,013 --> 00:13:56,106
[Overmodulated]
and lubricants
and amyl nitrate.

259
00:13:56,215 --> 00:13:57,773
Chloe...

260
00:13:57,884 --> 00:14:00,717
Everyone, let's
thank Chloe.

261
00:14:00,820 --> 00:14:02,617
[Audience Saying Thank You]

262
00:14:03,723 --> 00:14:05,452
[Coughing]

263
00:14:05,591 --> 00:14:07,718
Now, let's...
ready ourself

264
00:14:07,827 --> 00:14:10,421
for guided meditation.

265
00:14:10,563 --> 00:14:14,090
You're standing at
the entrance of your cave.

266
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:18,022
You step inside your cave,
and you walk.

267
00:14:18,137 --> 00:14:19,866
Narrator: If I did
have a tumor...

268
00:14:20,072 --> 00:14:22,495
I'd name it Marla.

269
00:14:22,608 --> 00:14:24,166
Marla...

270
00:14:24,277 --> 00:14:26,074
the little scratch
on the roof of your mouth

271
00:14:26,179 --> 00:14:28,773
that would heal if only
you could stop tonguing it,

272
00:14:28,881 --> 00:14:30,041
but you can't.

273
00:14:30,149 --> 00:14:31,639
...deeper
into your cave

274
00:14:31,751 --> 00:14:34,276
as you walk.

275
00:14:34,387 --> 00:14:36,651
You feel the healing energy
of this place

276
00:14:36,756 --> 00:14:39,850
all around you.

277
00:14:39,959 --> 00:14:41,915
Now find your power animal.

278
00:14:46,766 --> 00:14:47,858
Slide.

279
00:14:51,837 --> 00:14:54,795
OK. Now let's partner up.

280
00:14:54,907 --> 00:14:57,137
Pick someone special
to you tonight.

281
00:15:03,783 --> 00:15:05,182
Hey.

282
00:15:06,285 --> 00:15:07,183
We need to talk.

283
00:15:07,286 --> 00:15:08,184
Sure.

284
00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:14,057
I'm onto you.

285
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,058
What?

286
00:15:15,161 --> 00:15:16,685
Yeah. You're a faker.

287
00:15:16,796 --> 00:15:18,093
You're not dying.

288
00:15:18,231 --> 00:15:19,459
Sorry?

289
00:15:19,632 --> 00:15:22,795
In the Tibetan philosophy,
Sylvia Plath sense of the word,

290
00:15:22,902 --> 00:15:24,529
I know we're all...
we're all dying, all right?

291
00:15:24,637 --> 00:15:27,094
But you're not dying the way
Chloe back there is dying.

292
00:15:28,307 --> 00:15:29,262
So?

293
00:15:30,376 --> 00:15:32,139
So you're a tourist.

294
00:15:32,245 --> 00:15:34,133
OK? I've seen you.
I saw you...

295
00:15:34,247 --> 00:15:35,509
saw you at melanoma,

296
00:15:35,648 --> 00:15:36,876
saw you
at tuberculosis,

297
00:15:36,983 --> 00:15:38,871
I saw you at
testicular cancer.

298
00:15:38,985 --> 00:15:40,646
I saw you
practicing this.

299
00:15:40,753 --> 00:15:42,015
Practicing what?

300
00:15:42,154 --> 00:15:43,143
Telling me off.

301
00:15:43,256 --> 00:15:45,884
Is it going as well
as you hoped...

302
00:15:45,992 --> 00:15:47,050
"RUPERT"?

303
00:15:47,193 --> 00:15:48,455
I'll expose you.

304
00:15:48,661 --> 00:15:50,526
Go ahead.
I'll expose you.

305
00:15:50,663 --> 00:15:51,789
Leader: All right,
come together.

306
00:15:51,897 --> 00:15:54,092
Let yourselves cry.

307
00:15:59,639 --> 00:16:01,561
[Crying Softly]

308
00:16:01,674 --> 00:16:03,403
Oh, God, why
are you doing this?

309
00:16:03,509 --> 00:16:06,000
It's cheaper than a movie,
and there's free coffee.

310
00:16:06,178 --> 00:16:07,076
No, look...

311
00:16:07,179 --> 00:16:09,044
this is important, OK?

312
00:16:09,181 --> 00:16:10,079
These are my groups.

313
00:16:10,182 --> 00:16:11,740
I've been coming here
for over a year.

314
00:16:11,851 --> 00:16:13,910
Why do you do it?

315
00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:15,044
I don't know.

316
00:16:15,187 --> 00:16:16,552
When people think
you're dying,

317
00:16:16,689 --> 00:16:18,213
man, they really,
really listen to you

318
00:16:18,324 --> 00:16:19,416
instead of just...

319
00:16:19,525 --> 00:16:23,017
Instead of just waiting
for their turn to speak.

320
00:16:23,195 --> 00:16:25,026
Yeah.

321
00:16:25,197 --> 00:16:26,687
Yeah.

322
00:16:26,799 --> 00:16:29,256
Share yourself... completely.

323
00:16:30,503 --> 00:16:31,834
OK, you don't want
to get into this.

324
00:16:31,937 --> 00:16:33,461
It becomes an addiction.

325
00:16:33,572 --> 00:16:34,527
Really?

326
00:16:34,674 --> 00:16:35,766
I'm not kidding.

327
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:37,934
I can't cry if there's
another faker present,

328
00:16:38,044 --> 00:16:39,102
and I need this.

329
00:16:39,211 --> 00:16:41,042
So you got to find
somewhere else to go.

330
00:16:41,180 --> 00:16:43,444
Candy stripe
a cancer ward.

331
00:16:43,549 --> 00:16:45,380
It's not my problem.

332
00:16:47,853 --> 00:16:49,309
Wait, wait, wait.

333
00:16:49,422 --> 00:16:50,912
Whoa. Hold on.
I'll tell you.

334
00:16:51,023 --> 00:16:52,547
We're gonna split up
the week, OK?

335
00:16:52,725 --> 00:16:54,590
You take lymphoma
and tuberculosis...

336
00:16:54,727 --> 00:16:55,785
You take
tuberculosis.

337
00:16:55,895 --> 00:16:57,419
My smoking doesn't
go over at all.

338
00:16:57,530 --> 00:16:58,929
- OK. Good. Fine.
- [Coughs]

339
00:16:59,031 --> 00:17:01,090
Testicular cancer should be
no contest, I think.

340
00:17:01,233 --> 00:17:02,131
Well, technically,

341
00:17:02,234 --> 00:17:03,929
I have more right to
be there than you.

342
00:17:04,036 --> 00:17:05,060
You still have
your balls.

343
00:17:05,237 --> 00:17:06,067
You're kidding.

344
00:17:06,238 --> 00:17:07,933
I don't know. Am I?

345
00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:09,564
No. No.

346
00:17:09,709 --> 00:17:10,641
What do you want?

347
00:17:10,743 --> 00:17:12,233
I'll take the parasites.

348
00:17:12,345 --> 00:17:13,801
You can't have
both the parasites,

349
00:17:13,879 --> 00:17:15,176
but why don't you take
the blood parasites...

350
00:17:15,281 --> 00:17:16,475
I want brain parasites.

351
00:17:16,582 --> 00:17:18,174
I'll take
the blood parasites,

352
00:17:18,284 --> 00:17:19,979
but I'm gonna take the
organic brain dementia...

353
00:17:20,086 --> 00:17:20,984
I want that.

354
00:17:21,087 --> 00:17:22,349
You can't have
the whole brain.

355
00:17:22,455 --> 00:17:25,015
So far you have 4.
I only have 2.

356
00:17:25,124 --> 00:17:26,284
OK.

357
00:17:26,392 --> 00:17:29,054
Take both the parasites.
They're yours.

358
00:17:29,261 --> 00:17:30,922
Now we both have 3.

359
00:17:34,967 --> 00:17:37,424
Hey, you left
half your clothes!

360
00:17:37,536 --> 00:17:40,027
[Tires Squealing]

361
00:17:40,139 --> 00:17:41,731
[Horn Honking]

362
00:17:42,908 --> 00:17:44,307
[Honks]

363
00:17:53,652 --> 00:17:55,517
What, are you selling those?

364
00:17:55,654 --> 00:17:57,349
Yes! I'm selling
some clothes.

365
00:17:57,490 --> 00:17:58,479
So,

366
00:17:58,591 --> 00:17:59,888
we each have 3.
That's 6.

367
00:17:59,992 --> 00:18:02,187
What about the seventh day?
I want ascending bowel cancer.

368
00:18:02,294 --> 00:18:03,693
Narrator: The girl
had done her homework.

369
00:18:03,796 --> 00:18:04,694
Thank you.

370
00:18:04,797 --> 00:18:05,695
No. No, I...

371
00:18:05,798 --> 00:18:07,993
I want bowel cancer.

372
00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:09,795
That's your favorite, too?

373
00:18:10,002 --> 00:18:12,095
Try to slip it by me, eh?

374
00:18:12,204 --> 00:18:13,660
Look, we're gonna
split it, OK?

375
00:18:13,739 --> 00:18:15,468
Take the first and third
Sunday of the month.

376
00:18:18,878 --> 00:18:19,810
Deal.

377
00:18:22,515 --> 00:18:24,312
Looks like
this is good-bye.

378
00:18:24,517 --> 00:18:26,508
Well, let's not make a
big thing out of it, OK?

379
00:18:26,619 --> 00:18:28,450
How's this for not
making a big thing?

380
00:18:32,024 --> 00:18:32,956
[Door Opens]

381
00:18:33,092 --> 00:18:34,320
Hey, Marla!

382
00:18:34,527 --> 00:18:35,323
[Horn Honks]

383
00:18:35,528 --> 00:18:36,324
Marla!

384
00:18:37,463 --> 00:18:39,988
May-Maybe we should
exchange numbers.

385
00:18:40,132 --> 00:18:41,497
Should we?

386
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,522
W-We might want
to switch nights.

387
00:18:45,137 --> 00:18:46,092
OK.

388
00:18:51,644 --> 00:18:53,600
Narrator: This is how I met
Marla Singer.

389
00:18:53,712 --> 00:18:55,600
[Humming]

390
00:18:55,714 --> 00:18:56,976
Marla's philosophy of life

391
00:18:57,082 --> 00:18:59,107
was that she might die
at any moment.

392
00:18:59,218 --> 00:19:01,880
The tragedy, she said,
was that she didn't.

393
00:19:01,987 --> 00:19:03,113
It doesn't have
your name.

394
00:19:03,222 --> 00:19:04,211
Who are you,

395
00:19:04,323 --> 00:19:06,348
Cornelius,
Rupert,

396
00:19:06,492 --> 00:19:07,754
Travis,

397
00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:09,020
any of the
stupid names

398
00:19:09,128 --> 00:19:10,254
you give each
night?

399
00:19:13,532 --> 00:19:16,330
You wake up
at Seatac.

400
00:19:16,535 --> 00:19:17,593
S.F. O...

401
00:19:17,703 --> 00:19:19,694
L.A. X...

402
00:19:19,805 --> 00:19:21,602
You wake up at O'Hare...

403
00:19:21,707 --> 00:19:23,163
Dallas-Fort Worth...

404
00:19:23,275 --> 00:19:25,197
B.W. I...

405
00:19:25,311 --> 00:19:27,506
Pacific, mountain,
central...

406
00:19:27,613 --> 00:19:29,137
Lose an hour,
gain an hour...

407
00:19:29,248 --> 00:19:30,738
Check-in for that
flight doesn't begin

408
00:19:30,850 --> 00:19:32,306
for another 2 hours,
sir.

409
00:19:32,418 --> 00:19:36,411
This is your life, and it's
ending one minute at a time.

410
00:19:36,522 --> 00:19:38,888
You wake up at Air Harbor
International...

411
00:19:39,058 --> 00:19:40,889
P. A: the aircraft has
come to a complete stop.

412
00:19:40,993 --> 00:19:42,620
If you wake up
at a different time,

413
00:19:42,728 --> 00:19:44,650
in a different place,

414
00:19:44,763 --> 00:19:46,822
could you wake up
as a different person?

415
00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:50,032
Everywhere I travel,

416
00:19:50,135 --> 00:19:51,534
tiny life...

417
00:19:51,637 --> 00:19:53,434
single-serving sugar...

418
00:19:53,572 --> 00:19:54,630
single-serving cream...

419
00:19:54,740 --> 00:19:56,537
single pat of butter...

420
00:19:56,642 --> 00:19:59,440
a microwave cordon-bleu
hobby kit.

421
00:19:59,545 --> 00:20:01,467
Shampoo-conditioner combos.

422
00:20:01,580 --> 00:20:04,777
Sample package mouthwash,
tiny bars of soap.

423
00:20:06,919 --> 00:20:09,410
The people I meet
on each flight,

424
00:20:09,522 --> 00:20:12,548
they're single-serving
friends.

425
00:20:12,658 --> 00:20:15,422
Between takeoff and landing,
we have our time together,

426
00:20:15,528 --> 00:20:17,758
but that's all we get.

427
00:20:17,863 --> 00:20:19,694
Together: Welcome!

428
00:20:21,367 --> 00:20:22,891
Narrator: On
a long enough timeline,

429
00:20:23,102 --> 00:20:25,491
the survival rate
for everyone drops to zero.

430
00:20:25,604 --> 00:20:27,629
I was a recall coordinator.

431
00:20:27,740 --> 00:20:29,765
My job was
to apply the formula.

432
00:20:29,875 --> 00:20:30,773
Here's where
the infant

433
00:20:30,876 --> 00:20:32,138
went through
the windshield.

434
00:20:32,244 --> 00:20:33,199
3 points.

435
00:20:33,312 --> 00:20:34,609
Narrator: A new car
built by my company

436
00:20:34,713 --> 00:20:37,045
leaves somewhere traveling
at 60 miles per hour.

437
00:20:37,149 --> 00:20:39,606
The rear differential
locks up.

438
00:20:39,718 --> 00:20:40,673
The teenager's braces

439
00:20:40,786 --> 00:20:42,276
are wrapped around
the back seat ashtray.

440
00:20:42,388 --> 00:20:44,618
Might make
a good antismoking ad.

441
00:20:44,723 --> 00:20:46,122
Narrator:
The car crashes and burns

442
00:20:46,225 --> 00:20:47,783
with everyone
trapped inside.

443
00:20:47,893 --> 00:20:50,350
Now, should we
initiate a recall?

444
00:20:50,462 --> 00:20:51,622
The father
must've been huge.

445
00:20:51,730 --> 00:20:52,856
You see
where the fat

446
00:20:52,965 --> 00:20:54,091
has burned
to the seat,

447
00:20:54,199 --> 00:20:55,655
the polyester shirt?

448
00:20:55,768 --> 00:20:57,793
- Very modern art.
- Ha ha ha!

449
00:20:57,903 --> 00:21:00,827
Narrator: Take the number of
vehicles in the field, "A,"

450
00:21:00,940 --> 00:21:03,534
multiply it by the probable
rate of failure, "B,"

451
00:21:03,642 --> 00:21:04,631
then multiply the result

452
00:21:04,743 --> 00:21:07,007
by the average out-of-court
settlement, "C."

453
00:21:07,112 --> 00:21:09,808
"A" times "B" times "C"

454
00:21:09,915 --> 00:21:11,371
equals "X."

455
00:21:11,450 --> 00:21:14,339
If "X" is less
than the cost of a recall,

456
00:21:14,453 --> 00:21:16,614
we don't do one.

457
00:21:16,722 --> 00:21:17,916
Are there a lot

458
00:21:18,090 --> 00:21:19,887
of these kinds
of accidents?

459
00:21:19,992 --> 00:21:21,823
You wouldn't believe.

460
00:21:23,662 --> 00:21:25,857
Which car company
do you work for?

461
00:21:26,966 --> 00:21:28,593
A major one.

462
00:21:30,603 --> 00:21:32,559
Narrator: Every time the plane
banked too sharply

463
00:21:32,671 --> 00:21:34,468
on takeoff or landing,

464
00:21:34,607 --> 00:21:36,404
I prayed for a crash

465
00:21:36,609 --> 00:21:37,974
or a midair collision.

466
00:21:38,110 --> 00:21:39,998
Anything.

467
00:21:42,982 --> 00:21:44,381
[Screaming]

468
00:21:49,388 --> 00:21:50,685
Life insurance
pays off triple

469
00:21:50,789 --> 00:21:52,245
if you die
on a business trip.

470
00:21:52,358 --> 00:21:53,347
[Ding]

471
00:21:55,794 --> 00:21:58,126
"If you are seated in an
emergency exit row..."

472
00:21:58,230 --> 00:21:59,390
Yeah...

473
00:21:59,498 --> 00:22:01,056
"And you feel
you would be unable

474
00:22:01,166 --> 00:22:02,531
or unwilling to
perform the duties

475
00:22:02,635 --> 00:22:04,330
listed on
the safety card,

476
00:22:04,436 --> 00:22:05,994
please ask
a flight attendant

477
00:22:06,138 --> 00:22:07,002
to reseat you."

478
00:22:08,741 --> 00:22:10,902
It's a lot
of responsibility.

479
00:22:11,010 --> 00:22:13,205
Wanna switch seats?

480
00:22:13,312 --> 00:22:14,836
No. I'm not sure
I'm the man

481
00:22:14,947 --> 00:22:16,744
for that particular job.

482
00:22:16,849 --> 00:22:19,704
An exit-door procedure
at 30,000 feet.

483
00:22:19,818 --> 00:22:21,342
Mm-hmm.

484
00:22:21,453 --> 00:22:23,341
The illusion of safety.

485
00:22:23,455 --> 00:22:26,151
Yeah. I guess so.

486
00:22:26,258 --> 00:22:28,715
You know why they put
oxygen masks on planes?

487
00:22:28,827 --> 00:22:30,522
So you can breathe.

488
00:22:30,629 --> 00:22:33,462
Oxygen gets you high.

489
00:22:33,666 --> 00:22:34,963
In a catastrophic
emergency,

490
00:22:35,167 --> 00:22:38,022
you're taking giant
panicked breaths.

491
00:22:38,170 --> 00:22:40,661
Suddenly you become
euphoric, docile.

492
00:22:40,773 --> 00:22:42,968
You accept your fate.

493
00:22:43,175 --> 00:22:45,632
It's all right here.

494
00:22:45,744 --> 00:22:47,439
Emergency
water landing...

495
00:22:47,546 --> 00:22:49,002
600 miles an hour.

496
00:22:49,181 --> 00:22:50,079
Blank faces,

497
00:22:50,182 --> 00:22:51,809
calm as Hindu cows.

498
00:22:51,917 --> 00:22:53,908
That's, um...

499
00:22:54,019 --> 00:22:57,011
That's an interesting
theory.

500
00:22:59,692 --> 00:23:00,954
What do you do?

501
00:23:01,060 --> 00:23:02,459
What do you mean?

502
00:23:02,561 --> 00:23:03,789
What do you do
for a living?

503
00:23:03,896 --> 00:23:06,990
Why? So you can pretend
like you're interested?

504
00:23:07,099 --> 00:23:08,589
[Laughs]

505
00:23:09,802 --> 00:23:10,860
OK.

506
00:23:10,969 --> 00:23:12,766
You have a kind of
sick desperation

507
00:23:12,871 --> 00:23:14,065
in your laugh.

508
00:23:16,842 --> 00:23:19,402
We have
the exact same briefcase.

509
00:23:20,713 --> 00:23:22,305
Soap.

510
00:23:22,414 --> 00:23:23,312
Sorry?

511
00:23:23,415 --> 00:23:26,111
I make
and I sell soap...

512
00:23:26,218 --> 00:23:29,016
the yardstick
of civilization.

513
00:23:29,121 --> 00:23:30,816
Narrator: And this is
how I met...

514
00:23:30,923 --> 00:23:32,584
"Tyler Durden."

515
00:23:32,725 --> 00:23:34,488
Did you know, if you
mixed equal parts

516
00:23:34,593 --> 00:23:36,458
of gasoline and frozen
orange juice concentrate,

517
00:23:36,562 --> 00:23:38,325
you can make napalm?

518
00:23:38,430 --> 00:23:40,227
No, I did not know that.
Is that true?

519
00:23:40,332 --> 00:23:41,356
That's right.

520
00:23:41,467 --> 00:23:43,025
One can make all kinds
of explosives

521
00:23:43,235 --> 00:23:44,896
using simple
household items.

522
00:23:45,003 --> 00:23:46,061
Really?

523
00:23:46,238 --> 00:23:47,762
If one were
so inclined.

524
00:23:52,544 --> 00:23:55,206
Tyler, you are, by far,
the most interesting

525
00:23:55,314 --> 00:23:57,805
"single-serving" friend
I've ever met.

526
00:23:57,916 --> 00:23:59,679
See, obviously,

527
00:23:59,785 --> 00:24:01,616
everything on a plane
is single-serving, even...

528
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:03,881
Oh, I get it.
It's very clever.

529
00:24:03,989 --> 00:24:05,513
Thank you.

530
00:24:05,624 --> 00:24:08,354
How's that working out
for you?

531
00:24:08,460 --> 00:24:09,358
What?

532
00:24:09,461 --> 00:24:10,553
Being clever.

533
00:24:10,662 --> 00:24:13,028
Great.

534
00:24:13,132 --> 00:24:15,020
Keep it up, then.

535
00:24:15,134 --> 00:24:16,032
Right up.

536
00:24:17,936 --> 00:24:19,392
Now a question
of etiquette.

537
00:24:19,471 --> 00:24:20,529
As I pass,

538
00:24:20,639 --> 00:24:22,038
do I give you the ass
or the crotch?

539
00:24:29,381 --> 00:24:32,373
Narrator: How I came
to live with Tyler is...

540
00:24:32,484 --> 00:24:35,442
airlines have this policy
about vibrating luggage.

541
00:24:43,295 --> 00:24:44,626
Was... Was it ticking?

542
00:24:44,797 --> 00:24:47,061
Actually, throwers don't
worry about ticking,

543
00:24:47,299 --> 00:24:48,630
'cause modern bombs
don't tick.

544
00:24:48,700 --> 00:24:49,997
Sorry. "Throwers"?

545
00:24:50,102 --> 00:24:51,228
Baggage handlers.

546
00:24:51,336 --> 00:24:54,499
But when a suitcase
vibrates,

547
00:24:54,606 --> 00:24:56,995
then the thrower's
gotta call the police.

548
00:24:57,109 --> 00:24:59,703
My suitcase... was vibrating?

549
00:24:59,812 --> 00:25:01,803
9 times out of 10,
it's an electric razor,

550
00:25:01,914 --> 00:25:04,940
but every once
in a while...

551
00:25:07,452 --> 00:25:09,010
[Whispering]
it's a dildo.

552
00:25:10,722 --> 00:25:12,178
Of course,
it's company policy

553
00:25:12,324 --> 00:25:13,780
never to imply
ownership

554
00:25:13,892 --> 00:25:15,189
in the event
of a dildo.

555
00:25:15,327 --> 00:25:16,453
We have to use
the indefinite article

556
00:25:16,562 --> 00:25:17,517
a dildo.

557
00:25:17,629 --> 00:25:20,928
Never <i>your</i> dildo.

558
00:25:21,033 --> 00:25:22,022
I don't own a...

559
00:25:25,804 --> 00:25:27,601
Narrator: I had everything
in that suitcase...

560
00:25:27,806 --> 00:25:28,966
my CK shirts,

561
00:25:29,107 --> 00:25:30,699
my DKNY shoes,

562
00:25:30,909 --> 00:25:32,069
my AX ties.

563
00:25:33,979 --> 00:25:35,037
Never mind.

564
00:25:36,682 --> 00:25:40,413
Man: Hey! That's my car!

565
00:25:41,753 --> 00:25:43,641
[Police Radio Chatter]

566
00:25:43,755 --> 00:25:46,883
[Siren]

567
00:25:47,025 --> 00:25:49,448
Home was a condo
on the 15th floor

568
00:25:49,528 --> 00:25:52,156
of a filing cabinet for widows
and young professionals.

569
00:25:52,264 --> 00:25:54,892
The walls
were solid concrete.

570
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,763
A foot of concrete's
important

571
00:25:56,935 --> 00:25:58,493
when your next-door neighbor
lets her hearing aid go

572
00:25:58,604 --> 00:26:00,993
and has to watch game shows
at full volume...

573
00:26:01,106 --> 00:26:02,869
Or when a volcanic blast

574
00:26:02,975 --> 00:26:05,671
and debris that used to be your
furniture and personal effects

575
00:26:05,777 --> 00:26:07,540
blows out of your
floor-to-ceiling windows

576
00:26:07,646 --> 00:26:09,375
and sails flaming
into the night.

577
00:26:09,481 --> 00:26:11,437
[Helicopter Circling]

578
00:26:15,687 --> 00:26:17,985
I suppose
these things happen.

579
00:26:30,736 --> 00:26:33,034
There's nothing up there.

580
00:26:33,138 --> 00:26:35,402
You can't go
into the unit.

581
00:26:35,507 --> 00:26:36,769
Police orders.

582
00:26:45,083 --> 00:26:47,449
Do you have somebody
you can call?

583
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:50,051
Narrator: How embarrassing.

584
00:26:50,155 --> 00:26:52,953
A house full of condiments
and no food.

585
00:27:02,501 --> 00:27:04,389
The police would
later tell me

586
00:27:04,503 --> 00:27:06,198
that the pilot light
might have gone out,

587
00:27:06,305 --> 00:27:10,196
letting out just
a little bit of gas.

588
00:27:10,309 --> 00:27:12,539
That gas could have
slowly filled the condo...

589
00:27:12,644 --> 00:27:15,135
1,700 square feet
of high ceilings

590
00:27:15,247 --> 00:27:16,976
for days and days.

591
00:27:24,289 --> 00:27:26,849
Then the refrigerator's
compressor could've clicked on.

592
00:27:27,025 --> 00:27:28,083
[Telephone Ringing]

593
00:27:28,193 --> 00:27:31,219
Marla: Yeah?

594
00:27:34,433 --> 00:27:35,991
I can hear you
breathing, you...

595
00:27:45,177 --> 00:27:47,372
If you asked me now,

596
00:27:47,479 --> 00:27:49,276
I couldn't tell you
why I called him.

597
00:27:56,922 --> 00:27:59,777
[Telephone Ringing
On Other End]

598
00:28:19,111 --> 00:28:21,568
[Ring]

599
00:28:24,616 --> 00:28:26,982
[Ring]

600
00:28:29,588 --> 00:28:30,520
[Ring]

601
00:28:31,790 --> 00:28:33,417
Hello?

602
00:28:33,592 --> 00:28:34,456
Man: Who's this?

603
00:28:34,593 --> 00:28:36,254
[Potato Chips Crunching]

604
00:28:36,361 --> 00:28:37,726
Tyler?

605
00:28:37,829 --> 00:28:39,353
Who is this?

606
00:28:39,464 --> 00:28:42,160
Um, ahem, we met
on the airplane.

607
00:28:42,267 --> 00:28:44,155
We had the same
suitcase.

608
00:28:44,269 --> 00:28:45,759
[Crunching]

609
00:28:45,871 --> 00:28:47,463
Uh, the clever guy.

610
00:28:47,606 --> 00:28:51,633
Oh, yeah. Right. OK?

611
00:28:51,743 --> 00:28:53,506
I called
a second ago.

612
00:28:53,612 --> 00:28:55,568
There was no answer.
I'm at a pay phone.

613
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:57,204
Yeah. I star-69ed you.

614
00:28:57,315 --> 00:28:58,976
I never pick up my phone.

615
00:28:59,117 --> 00:29:00,550
[Crunching]

616
00:29:00,619 --> 00:29:02,382
So, what's up, man?

617
00:29:02,487 --> 00:29:05,650
Uh, well...

618
00:29:05,757 --> 00:29:08,146
you're not gonna
believe this.

619
00:29:10,629 --> 00:29:12,085
Tyler: You know, man,
it could be worse.

620
00:29:12,197 --> 00:29:13,494
A woman could
cut off your penis

621
00:29:13,732 --> 00:29:14,664
while you're sleeping

622
00:29:14,766 --> 00:29:15,994
and toss it
out the window

623
00:29:16,134 --> 00:29:17,192
of a moving car.

624
00:29:17,302 --> 00:29:18,792
There's always that.

625
00:29:18,904 --> 00:29:20,531
I don't know,
it's just...

626
00:29:20,639 --> 00:29:22,038
when you buy furniture,

627
00:29:22,140 --> 00:29:23,505
you tell yourself,
that's it.

628
00:29:23,642 --> 00:29:25,337
That's the last sofa
I'm gonna need.

629
00:29:25,444 --> 00:29:26,672
Whatever else happens,

630
00:29:26,778 --> 00:29:28,803
I've got that
sofa problem handled.

631
00:29:28,914 --> 00:29:30,313
I had it all.

632
00:29:30,415 --> 00:29:32,178
I had a stereo
that was very decent,

633
00:29:32,284 --> 00:29:34,844
a wardrobe that was getting
very respectable.

634
00:29:34,953 --> 00:29:38,218
I was close
to being complete.

635
00:29:38,323 --> 00:29:39,688
Shit, man.
Now it's all gone.

636
00:29:39,791 --> 00:29:40,849
All gone.

637
00:29:40,959 --> 00:29:43,621
Hmm. All gone.

638
00:29:45,530 --> 00:29:46,986
Do you know
what a duvet is?

639
00:29:47,099 --> 00:29:48,191
Comforter.

640
00:29:48,300 --> 00:29:49,961
It's a blanket.

641
00:29:50,068 --> 00:29:51,092
Just a blanket.

642
00:29:51,203 --> 00:29:53,000
Why do guys
like you and I

643
00:29:53,171 --> 00:29:54,035
know what
a duvet is?

644
00:29:54,139 --> 00:29:56,596
Is this essential
to our survival

645
00:29:56,675 --> 00:29:58,199
in the hunter-gatherer
sense of the word?

646
00:29:58,310 --> 00:29:59,572
No.

647
00:29:59,678 --> 00:30:02,067
What are we, then?

648
00:30:02,180 --> 00:30:05,013
We're, uh, you know,
consumers...

649
00:30:05,183 --> 00:30:06,844
Right. We're consumers.

650
00:30:06,952 --> 00:30:10,308
We are by-products of
a lifestyle obsession.

651
00:30:10,422 --> 00:30:12,686
Murder, crime, poverty...

652
00:30:12,791 --> 00:30:14,486
these things
don't concern me.

653
00:30:14,693 --> 00:30:17,787
What concerns me are
celebrity magazines,

654
00:30:17,896 --> 00:30:19,989
television
with 500 channels,

655
00:30:20,098 --> 00:30:21,986
some guy's name
on my underwear.

656
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,725
Rogaine, Viagra,
Olestra.

657
00:30:24,836 --> 00:30:25,734
Martha Stewart.

658
00:30:25,837 --> 00:30:26,929
Fuck Martha Stewart.

659
00:30:27,038 --> 00:30:29,768
Martha's polishing the brass
on the <i>Titanic.</i>

660
00:30:29,875 --> 00:30:31,240
It's all going down, man.

661
00:30:31,343 --> 00:30:33,732
So fuck off
with your sofa units

662
00:30:33,845 --> 00:30:36,109
and Strinne green
stripe patterns.

663
00:30:36,214 --> 00:30:38,603
I say,
never be complete.

664
00:30:38,717 --> 00:30:40,275
I say,
stop being perfect.

665
00:30:40,385 --> 00:30:42,876
I say, let's...
let's evolve.

666
00:30:42,988 --> 00:30:44,819
Let the chips
fall where they may.

667
00:30:47,392 --> 00:30:49,553
But that's me,
and I could be wrong.

668
00:30:49,728 --> 00:30:51,684
Maybe it's a terrible
tragedy.

669
00:30:51,796 --> 00:30:53,195
No. It's just stuff.

670
00:30:53,298 --> 00:30:54,253
It's not a tragedy,
but...

671
00:30:54,366 --> 00:30:55,424
Well, you did lose

672
00:30:55,534 --> 00:30:58,094
a lot of versatile solutions
for modern living.

673
00:30:58,236 --> 00:30:59,168
Fuck. You're right.

674
00:30:59,271 --> 00:31:00,602
No. I don't smoke.

675
00:31:04,176 --> 00:31:07,839
My insurance is probably
gonna cover it, so...

676
00:31:10,382 --> 00:31:12,475
What?

677
00:31:12,584 --> 00:31:16,680
The things you own
end up owning you.

678
00:31:19,057 --> 00:31:20,285
But do what
you like, man.

679
00:31:21,860 --> 00:31:22,758
[Sigh]

680
00:31:22,861 --> 00:31:23,885
Oh, it's late.

681
00:31:23,995 --> 00:31:25,758
Hey, thanks
for the beer.

682
00:31:25,864 --> 00:31:27,092
Yeah, man.

683
00:31:27,199 --> 00:31:30,032
I should find
a hotel.

684
00:31:30,135 --> 00:31:31,033
Oh.

685
00:31:31,136 --> 00:31:32,034
What?

686
00:31:32,137 --> 00:31:33,035
What?

687
00:31:33,138 --> 00:31:34,036
A hotel.

688
00:31:34,139 --> 00:31:35,037
Yeah.

689
00:31:35,140 --> 00:31:36,732
Just ask, man.

690
00:31:36,841 --> 00:31:39,139
What are you
talking about?

691
00:31:39,277 --> 00:31:40,232
Oh, God.

692
00:31:40,345 --> 00:31:41,744
3 pitchers of beer,

693
00:31:41,846 --> 00:31:43,404
and you still
can't ask.

694
00:31:45,016 --> 00:31:46,108
What?

695
00:31:46,284 --> 00:31:47,945
You called me 'cause you
needed a place to stay.

696
00:31:48,053 --> 00:31:49,816
Oh, hey, no, no, no.

697
00:31:49,921 --> 00:31:51,843
Yes, you did.
So just ask.

698
00:31:51,957 --> 00:31:54,221
Cut the foreplay
and just ask, man.

699
00:31:56,027 --> 00:31:58,257
Would that
be a problem?

700
00:31:58,363 --> 00:32:00,422
Is it a problem
for you to ask?

701
00:32:01,967 --> 00:32:03,332
Can I stay
at your place?

702
00:32:03,435 --> 00:32:04,333
Yeah.

703
00:32:05,437 --> 00:32:06,802
Thanks.

704
00:32:10,809 --> 00:32:13,004
I want you
to do me a favor.

705
00:32:13,111 --> 00:32:14,203
Yeah, sure.

706
00:32:14,312 --> 00:32:17,110
I want you to hit me
as hard as you can.

707
00:32:17,215 --> 00:32:19,137
What?

708
00:32:19,251 --> 00:32:23,017
I want you to hit me
as hard as you can.

709
00:32:23,121 --> 00:32:24,577
Narrator: Let me tell you
a little bit

710
00:32:24,656 --> 00:32:26,055
about Tyler Durden.

711
00:32:26,224 --> 00:32:28,647
Tyler was a night person.

712
00:32:28,727 --> 00:32:29,887
While the rest of us
were sleeping,

713
00:32:29,995 --> 00:32:30,984
he worked.

714
00:32:31,096 --> 00:32:34,190
He had one part-time job
as a projectionist.

715
00:32:34,299 --> 00:32:36,062
See, a movie doesn't come
all on one big reel.

716
00:32:36,167 --> 00:32:37,293
It comes on a few.

717
00:32:37,402 --> 00:32:39,859
So someone has to be there
to switch the projectors

718
00:32:39,971 --> 00:32:42,166
at the exact moment
that one reel ends

719
00:32:42,274 --> 00:32:43,502
and the next one begins.

720
00:32:43,608 --> 00:32:45,564
If you look for it,
you can see these little dots

721
00:32:45,677 --> 00:32:47,668
come into the upper right-hand
corner of the screen.

722
00:32:47,846 --> 00:32:48,676
[Beep]

723
00:32:48,847 --> 00:32:49,802
In the industry,

724
00:32:49,914 --> 00:32:51,176
we call them
"cigarette burns."

725
00:32:51,349 --> 00:32:53,305
That's the cue
for a changeover.

726
00:32:53,418 --> 00:32:54,817
He flips the projectors,

727
00:32:54,919 --> 00:32:56,750
the movie keeps
right on going,

728
00:32:56,855 --> 00:32:58,311
and nobody in the audience
has any idea.

729
00:32:58,390 --> 00:33:00,847
Why would anyone want
this shit job?

730
00:33:00,959 --> 00:33:03,883
Because it affords him other
interesting opportunities.

731
00:33:04,029 --> 00:33:05,951
Like splicing single frames
of pornography

732
00:33:06,064 --> 00:33:07,429
into family films.

733
00:33:07,532 --> 00:33:09,591
So when the snooty cat
and the courageous dog

734
00:33:09,701 --> 00:33:11,100
with the celebrity voices

735
00:33:11,202 --> 00:33:13,158
meet for the first time
in reel 3,

736
00:33:13,338 --> 00:33:14,464
that's when you'll
catch a flash

737
00:33:14,572 --> 00:33:16,836
of Tyler�s contribution
to the film.

738
00:33:16,941 --> 00:33:19,535
[Characters On Screen
Singing Merrily]

739
00:33:19,644 --> 00:33:20,542
[Woman Moans]

740
00:33:20,645 --> 00:33:22,272
[Merry Song Continues]

741
00:33:23,715 --> 00:33:25,205
Nobody knows
that they saw it,

742
00:33:25,350 --> 00:33:26,339
but they did.

743
00:33:26,451 --> 00:33:28,908
A nice big cock.

744
00:33:31,623 --> 00:33:33,682
[Crying]

745
00:33:33,792 --> 00:33:36,488
Even a hummingbird couldn't
catch Tyler at work.

746
00:33:41,366 --> 00:33:44,426
Tyler also works sometimes
as a banquet waiter

747
00:33:44,536 --> 00:33:46,834
at the luxurious
Pressman Hotel.

748
00:33:50,375 --> 00:33:51,433
[Urinating]

749
00:33:51,543 --> 00:33:53,306
He was <i>the</i> guerilla
terrorist

750
00:33:53,411 --> 00:33:55,709
of the food service
industry.

751
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:56,835
Do not watch.

752
00:33:56,948 --> 00:33:58,404
I cannot go
when you watch.

753
00:33:58,516 --> 00:34:00,040
Apart from seasoning
the lobster bisque,

754
00:34:00,151 --> 00:34:01,550
he farted on meringues,

755
00:34:01,653 --> 00:34:03,052
sneezed
on braised endive.

756
00:34:03,154 --> 00:34:04,678
And as for the cream
of mushroom soup,

757
00:34:04,889 --> 00:34:05,844
well...

758
00:34:05,957 --> 00:34:07,356
Go ahead, tell them.

759
00:34:07,459 --> 00:34:09,324
You get the idea.

760
00:34:09,494 --> 00:34:11,086
What do you want me to do?
You just want me to hit you?

761
00:34:11,196 --> 00:34:12,754
Come on. Do me
this one favor.

762
00:34:12,864 --> 00:34:13,819
Why?

763
00:34:13,932 --> 00:34:15,194
Why? I don't know why.
I don't know.

764
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:16,230
I've never been in a fight.
Have you?

765
00:34:16,334 --> 00:34:17,733
No, but that's
a good thing.

766
00:34:17,836 --> 00:34:18,860
No, it is not.

767
00:34:18,970 --> 00:34:19,868
How much can you
know about yourself

768
00:34:19,971 --> 00:34:21,370
if you've never
been in a fight?

769
00:34:21,473 --> 00:34:22,735
I don't wanna die
without any scars.

770
00:34:22,841 --> 00:34:24,672
So, come on, hit me
before I lose my nerve.

771
00:34:24,776 --> 00:34:27,438
God, this is crazy.

772
00:34:27,545 --> 00:34:29,103
So go crazy.
Let 'er rip.

773
00:34:29,214 --> 00:34:31,011
Hey, I don't know
about this.

774
00:34:31,116 --> 00:34:33,311
I don't, either,
but who gives a shit?

775
00:34:33,418 --> 00:34:35,079
No one's watching.
What do you care?

776
00:34:35,186 --> 00:34:37,381
Wait. This is crazy.
You want me to hit you?

777
00:34:37,489 --> 00:34:39,377
That's right.

778
00:34:39,491 --> 00:34:41,880
What, like,
in the face?

779
00:34:41,993 --> 00:34:43,324
Surprise me.

780
00:34:45,296 --> 00:34:47,594
This is so
fucking stupid.

781
00:34:56,674 --> 00:34:57,971
Ohh!

782
00:34:58,076 --> 00:35:00,874
Motherfucker!

783
00:35:00,979 --> 00:35:02,867
You hit me
in the ear.

784
00:35:02,981 --> 00:35:04,175
Well, Jesus,
I'm sorry.

785
00:35:04,282 --> 00:35:06,113
Ow! Christ!

786
00:35:06,217 --> 00:35:07,878
Why the ear, man?

787
00:35:07,986 --> 00:35:09,010
Aw, I fucked it up.

788
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:10,109
No. That was perfect.

789
00:35:10,221 --> 00:35:11,882
Ohh! Uhh!

790
00:35:22,634 --> 00:35:24,158
Nah, it's all right.

791
00:35:26,304 --> 00:35:27,794
That really hurts.

792
00:35:27,972 --> 00:35:30,702
Right.

793
00:35:30,809 --> 00:35:32,037
Hit me again.

794
00:35:32,143 --> 00:35:33,201
[Laughing]

795
00:35:33,311 --> 00:35:34,209
No. You hit me.

796
00:35:34,312 --> 00:35:35,301
Come on.

797
00:35:51,996 --> 00:35:54,328
We should do this
again sometime.

798
00:36:07,545 --> 00:36:08,569
Where's your car?

799
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:09,669
What car?

800
00:36:09,781 --> 00:36:10,975
[Belches]

801
00:36:20,358 --> 00:36:22,588
Narrator: I don't know how
Tyler found that house,

802
00:36:22,694 --> 00:36:24,787
but he said
he'd been there for a year.

803
00:36:24,896 --> 00:36:27,922
It looked like it was
waiting to be torn down.

804
00:36:28,032 --> 00:36:30,227
Most of the windows
were boarded up.

805
00:36:30,335 --> 00:36:32,565
There was no lock
on the front door

806
00:36:32,670 --> 00:36:35,935
from when the police
or whoever kicked it in.

807
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:37,701
The stairs
were ready to collapse.

808
00:36:37,809 --> 00:36:40,733
I didn't know if he owned it
or if he was squatting.

809
00:36:40,845 --> 00:36:42,676
Neither would have
surprised me.

810
00:36:44,048 --> 00:36:45,345
Yeah. That's you.

811
00:36:45,550 --> 00:36:46,539
That's me.

812
00:36:46,651 --> 00:36:48,414
That's the toilet.

813
00:36:48,553 --> 00:36:49,417
Good?

814
00:36:49,554 --> 00:36:50,418
Yeah. Thanks.

815
00:36:51,723 --> 00:36:53,384
Narrator: What a shithole.

816
00:36:53,558 --> 00:36:55,116
[Springs Clang]

817
00:36:55,226 --> 00:36:56,887
Nothing worked.

818
00:36:56,995 --> 00:36:58,394
[Water Pipes Rumble]

819
00:36:58,563 --> 00:36:59,757
Turning on one light

820
00:36:59,864 --> 00:37:02,753
meant another light
in the house went out.

821
00:37:02,867 --> 00:37:04,266
There were no neighbors,

822
00:37:04,369 --> 00:37:06,360
just some warehouses
and a paper mill...

823
00:37:06,571 --> 00:37:08,232
that fart smell of steam,

824
00:37:08,339 --> 00:37:10,637
the hamster cage smell
of wood chips.

825
00:37:10,742 --> 00:37:12,733
After work tomorrow,
we'll be...

826
00:37:12,844 --> 00:37:14,766
Hey. What have
we here?

827
00:37:29,827 --> 00:37:30,725
Hey, guys.

828
00:37:30,828 --> 00:37:31,886
Hey.

829
00:37:32,096 --> 00:37:33,120
It's cool.

830
00:37:33,231 --> 00:37:34,186
Ohh!

831
00:37:34,299 --> 00:37:36,096
[Whistling
Nonchalantly]

832
00:37:43,107 --> 00:37:46,599
Every time it rained,
we had to kill the power.

833
00:37:46,711 --> 00:37:48,201
By the end
of the first month,

834
00:37:48,313 --> 00:37:49,974
I didn't miss TV.

835
00:37:50,114 --> 00:37:54,346
I didn't even mind the warm,
stale refrigerator.

836
00:38:07,131 --> 00:38:08,826
Can I be next?

837
00:38:13,204 --> 00:38:14,228
All right, man.

838
00:38:14,339 --> 00:38:16,500
Lose the tie.

839
00:38:18,943 --> 00:38:19,967
[Ricocheting
Golf Ball]

840
00:38:20,144 --> 00:38:21,338
Ooh!

841
00:38:21,446 --> 00:38:23,004
Narrator: At night,
Tyler and I were alone

842
00:38:23,147 --> 00:38:25,342
for a half a mile
in every direction.

843
00:38:27,652 --> 00:38:28,516
[Clang]

844
00:38:31,356 --> 00:38:33,745
Rain trickled down
through the plaster

845
00:38:33,858 --> 00:38:35,257
and the light fixtures.

846
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:37,157
Everything wooden
swelled and shrank.

847
00:38:37,261 --> 00:38:41,152
Everywhere were rusted nails
to snag your elbow on.

848
00:38:41,265 --> 00:38:44,530
The previous occupant had been
a bit of a shut-in.

849
00:38:44,636 --> 00:38:46,331
Hey, man, what
are you reading?

850
00:38:46,437 --> 00:38:47,461
Listen to this.

851
00:38:47,605 --> 00:38:49,436
It's an article
written by an organ

852
00:38:49,540 --> 00:38:50,939
in the first person.

853
00:38:51,109 --> 00:38:53,566
"I am Jack's
medulla oblongata.

854
00:38:53,678 --> 00:38:55,270
Without me, Jack
could not regulate

855
00:38:55,380 --> 00:38:57,507
his heart rate,
blood pressure, or breathing."

856
00:38:57,615 --> 00:38:59,981
There's a whole series
of these.

857
00:39:00,084 --> 00:39:01,415
<i>"I am Jill's nipples."</i>

858
00:39:02,887 --> 00:39:04,946
<i>"I am Jack's colon."</i>

859
00:39:05,056 --> 00:39:07,422
Yeah. "I get cancer.
I kill Jack."

860
00:39:09,060 --> 00:39:10,687
Whoa... Ohh!

861
00:39:10,795 --> 00:39:12,023
Narrator: After fighting,

862
00:39:12,130 --> 00:39:14,325
everything else in your life
got the volume turned down.

863
00:39:14,432 --> 00:39:17,822
[Muted Complaining]

864
00:39:17,935 --> 00:39:18,833
What?

865
00:39:18,936 --> 00:39:20,335
You could deal
with anything.

866
00:39:20,438 --> 00:39:21,837
Have you finished
those reports?

867
00:39:26,577 --> 00:39:27,839
Tyler: If you could
fight anyone,

868
00:39:27,945 --> 00:39:29,139
who would you fight?

869
00:39:29,247 --> 00:39:31,636
I'd fight my boss,
probably.

870
00:39:31,749 --> 00:39:33,080
Really?

871
00:39:33,184 --> 00:39:35,709
Yeah. Why, who would
you fight?

872
00:39:35,820 --> 00:39:36,946
I'd fight my dad.

873
00:39:37,055 --> 00:39:38,818
I don't know my dad.

874
00:39:38,923 --> 00:39:40,686
I mean, I know him,

875
00:39:40,792 --> 00:39:43,590
but he left when I was,
like, 6 years old,

876
00:39:43,695 --> 00:39:46,084
married this other woman
and had some other kids.

877
00:39:46,197 --> 00:39:47,824
He, like, did this
every 6 years.

878
00:39:47,932 --> 00:39:50,765
He goes to a new city
and starts a new family.

879
00:39:50,868 --> 00:39:52,961
Fucker should open up
franchises.

880
00:39:54,472 --> 00:39:56,030
My dad never
went to college,

881
00:39:56,140 --> 00:39:58,529
so it was real
important that I go.

882
00:39:58,643 --> 00:39:59,667
That sounds familiar.

883
00:39:59,777 --> 00:40:01,870
So I graduate, I call
him up long distance.

884
00:40:01,979 --> 00:40:05,369
I say, "Dad, now what?"
He says, "Get a job."

885
00:40:05,483 --> 00:40:06,381
Same here.

886
00:40:06,484 --> 00:40:07,473
Now I'm 25.

887
00:40:07,585 --> 00:40:08,882
I make
my yearly call again.

888
00:40:08,986 --> 00:40:11,181
I say, "Dad, now what?"

889
00:40:11,289 --> 00:40:13,655
He says, "I don't know.
Get married."

890
00:40:13,758 --> 00:40:15,646
Eh, I mean...

891
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:16,954
I can't get married.

892
00:40:17,095 --> 00:40:18,050
[Thunder]

893
00:40:18,162 --> 00:40:19,789
I'm a 30-year-old boy.

894
00:40:19,897 --> 00:40:21,387
We're a generation
of men

895
00:40:21,599 --> 00:40:22,623
raised by women.

896
00:40:22,734 --> 00:40:25,066
I'm wondering
if another woman

897
00:40:25,169 --> 00:40:26,932
is really
the answer we need.

898
00:40:32,443 --> 00:40:35,606
Narrator: Most of the week,
we were Ozzie and Harriet.

899
00:40:35,713 --> 00:40:36,236
[Whistling]

900
00:40:37,181 --> 00:40:38,910
But every Saturday night,

901
00:40:39,317 --> 00:40:41,706
But every Saturday night,

902
00:40:41,819 --> 00:40:43,946
we were finding
something out.

903
00:40:44,055 --> 00:40:45,113
We were finding out
more and more

904
00:40:46,958 --> 00:40:47,583
that we were not alone.

905
00:40:47,825 --> 00:40:48,985
Man: Who turned
the lights off?

906
00:40:49,093 --> 00:40:50,321
It used to be

907
00:40:50,428 --> 00:40:52,055
that when I came home
angry or depressed,

908
00:40:52,163 --> 00:40:53,790
I'd just clean my condo,

909
00:40:53,898 --> 00:40:55,820
polish
my Scandinavian furniture.

910
00:40:55,933 --> 00:40:58,299
I should've been looking
for a new condo.

911
00:40:58,402 --> 00:41:01,098
I should've been haggling
with my insurance company.

912
00:41:01,205 --> 00:41:04,971
I should've been upset about my
nice, neat flaming little shit.

913
00:41:05,076 --> 00:41:06,532
But I wasn't.

914
00:41:06,644 --> 00:41:08,009
The basic premise

915
00:41:08,112 --> 00:41:09,875
of cyber-netting
any office

916
00:41:09,981 --> 00:41:11,039
is make things
more efficient.

917
00:41:11,149 --> 00:41:12,377
Narrator: Monday mornings,
all I could do

918
00:41:12,483 --> 00:41:13,507
was think about
next week.

919
00:41:13,618 --> 00:41:16,746
Can I get the icon
in cornflower blue?

920
00:41:16,854 --> 00:41:17,980
Absolutely.

921
00:41:18,089 --> 00:41:21,354
Efficiency is priority
number one, people,

922
00:41:21,459 --> 00:41:24,223
because waste
is a thief.

923
00:41:24,328 --> 00:41:25,955
I showed this already
to my man, here.

924
00:41:26,063 --> 00:41:27,360
You liked it,
didn't you?

925
00:41:31,369 --> 00:41:33,064
Narrator: You can swallow
a pint of blood

926
00:41:33,171 --> 00:41:34,570
before you get sick.

927
00:41:35,973 --> 00:41:38,430
It was right
in everyone's face.

928
00:41:38,543 --> 00:41:40,636
Tyler and I
just made it visible.

929
00:41:40,745 --> 00:41:42,940
It was on the tip
of everyone's tongue.

930
00:41:43,047 --> 00:41:44,912
Tyler and I just
gave it a name.

931
00:41:53,124 --> 00:41:56,457
[Loud Rock Music Playing]

932
00:41:56,561 --> 00:41:59,359
Come on, people,
you gotta go home.

933
00:42:19,984 --> 00:42:22,873
Turn off the jukebox.
Lock the back.

934
00:42:44,008 --> 00:42:45,168
[Someone Spits]

935
00:42:45,276 --> 00:42:47,164
Narrator: Every week,
Tyler gave the rules

936
00:42:47,278 --> 00:42:48,540
that he and I decided.

937
00:42:48,646 --> 00:42:52,138
Gentlemen, welcome
to Fight Club.

938
00:42:55,119 --> 00:42:56,950
The first rule
of Fight Club is...

939
00:42:57,054 --> 00:42:59,511
you do not talk
about Fight Club.

940
00:42:59,590 --> 00:43:02,354
The second rule
of Fight Club is...

941
00:43:02,460 --> 00:43:06,021
you do not talk
about Fight Club.

942
00:43:06,130 --> 00:43:07,529
Third rule of Fight Club...

943
00:43:07,632 --> 00:43:11,295
Someone yells "Stop!"
goes limp, taps out,

944
00:43:11,469 --> 00:43:12,902
the fight is over.

945
00:43:13,004 --> 00:43:14,130
Fourth rule...

946
00:43:14,238 --> 00:43:16,536
Only 2 guys to a fight.

947
00:43:16,641 --> 00:43:17,596
Fifth rule...

948
00:43:17,708 --> 00:43:20,165
One fight at a time,
fellas.

949
00:43:20,244 --> 00:43:21,199
[Laughter]

950
00:43:21,312 --> 00:43:23,837
Sixth rule...
No shirts, no shoes.

951
00:43:23,948 --> 00:43:25,006
Seventh rule...

952
00:43:25,116 --> 00:43:27,778
Fights will go on
as long as they have to.

953
00:43:29,820 --> 00:43:32,209
And the eighth
and final rule...

954
00:43:32,323 --> 00:43:36,748
If this is your first night
at Fight Club...

955
00:43:36,861 --> 00:43:38,385
you have to fight.

956
00:43:38,496 --> 00:43:39,861
[Loud Shouting, Cheering]

957
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,888
Narrator: This kid from work,
Ricky,

958
00:43:45,002 --> 00:43:46,799
couldn't remember
whether you ordered pens

959
00:43:47,004 --> 00:43:48,028
with blue ink or black...

960
00:43:49,607 --> 00:43:50,631
Come on, man!

961
00:43:50,741 --> 00:43:52,402
But Ricky was a god
for 10 minutes

962
00:43:52,510 --> 00:43:55,070
when the trounced the maitre d'
of a local food court.

963
00:43:57,315 --> 00:43:59,078
Sometimes,
all you could hear

964
00:43:59,183 --> 00:44:01,378
were the flat, hard
packing sounds

965
00:44:01,519 --> 00:44:02,543
over the yelling...

966
00:44:06,023 --> 00:44:08,947
or the wet choke when
someone caught their breath

967
00:44:09,060 --> 00:44:09,958
and sprayed...

968
00:44:10,061 --> 00:44:11,187
Stop!

969
00:44:11,295 --> 00:44:14,184
You weren't alive anywhere
like you were there.

970
00:44:14,298 --> 00:44:15,629
But Fight Club
only exists

971
00:44:15,733 --> 00:44:17,928
in the hours between
when Fight Club starts

972
00:44:18,035 --> 00:44:19,832
and when Fight Club ends.

973
00:44:19,937 --> 00:44:22,997
Even if I could tell someone
they had a good fight,

974
00:44:23,107 --> 00:44:24,972
I wouldn't be talking
to the same man.

975
00:44:25,076 --> 00:44:26,600
Who you were
in Fight Club

976
00:44:26,711 --> 00:44:28,770
is not who you were
in the rest of the world.

977
00:44:28,879 --> 00:44:31,712
The guy who came to Fight Club
for the first time,

978
00:44:31,816 --> 00:44:33,772
his ass
was a wad of cookie dough.

979
00:44:33,884 --> 00:44:35,146
After a few weeks,

980
00:44:35,252 --> 00:44:36,776
he was carved
out of wood.

981
00:44:36,887 --> 00:44:38,878
If you could fight
any celebrity,

982
00:44:39,056 --> 00:44:40,387
who would you fight?

983
00:44:40,558 --> 00:44:41,513
Alive or dead?

984
00:44:41,625 --> 00:44:44,082
It doesn't matter.
Who'd be tough?

985
00:44:44,161 --> 00:44:45,958
Hemingway.

986
00:44:46,063 --> 00:44:48,554
You?

987
00:44:48,666 --> 00:44:49,724
Shatner.

988
00:44:49,834 --> 00:44:51,995
I'd fight
William Shatner.

989
00:44:53,571 --> 00:44:56,062
Narrator: We all started
seeing things differently.

990
00:44:56,173 --> 00:44:57,902
Everywhere we went,

991
00:44:58,075 --> 00:45:00,134
we were sizing things up.

992
00:45:04,582 --> 00:45:06,948
I felt sorry for guys
packed into gyms,

993
00:45:07,084 --> 00:45:09,450
trying to look like
how Calvin Klein

994
00:45:09,587 --> 00:45:11,384
or Tommy Hilfiger
said they should.

995
00:45:11,589 --> 00:45:12,954
Is that what a man
looks like?

996
00:45:13,090 --> 00:45:14,022
[Laughing]

997
00:45:14,125 --> 00:45:17,014
Ahh. Self-improvement
is masturbation.

998
00:45:17,128 --> 00:45:19,494
And self-destruction.

999
00:45:19,597 --> 00:45:21,087
Excuse me.

1000
00:45:21,198 --> 00:45:23,564
[Screaming]

1001
00:45:32,276 --> 00:45:33,675
Kick his ass!

1002
00:45:33,778 --> 00:45:35,234
Hit him again, man!
Come on! Hit him!

1003
00:45:55,366 --> 00:45:58,699
Fight Club wasn't about
winning or losing.

1004
00:45:58,803 --> 00:46:00,759
It wasn't about words.

1005
00:46:03,674 --> 00:46:06,040
The hysterical shouting
was in tongues,

1006
00:46:06,143 --> 00:46:08,270
like in
a Pentecostal church.

1007
00:46:13,717 --> 00:46:14,649
- Is that it?
- Stop!

1008
00:46:14,752 --> 00:46:16,708
When the fight
was over,

1009
00:46:16,821 --> 00:46:18,709
nothing was solved,

1010
00:46:18,823 --> 00:46:20,279
but nothing mattered.

1011
00:46:20,391 --> 00:46:21,790
Hey, cool.

1012
00:46:23,961 --> 00:46:27,522
Narrator: Afterwards,
we all felt saved.

1013
00:46:27,665 --> 00:46:29,690
Hey, man, how
about next week?

1014
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:31,199
How about next month?

1015
00:46:31,302 --> 00:46:32,462
I hear you.

1016
00:46:32,670 --> 00:46:33,694
Irwin, you're
in the middle.

1017
00:46:33,804 --> 00:46:36,102
New guy. You, too.

1018
00:46:37,308 --> 00:46:39,970
Narrator: Sometimes,
Tyler spoke for me.

1019
00:46:40,177 --> 00:46:42,008
He fell down
some stairs.

1020
00:46:42,179 --> 00:46:44,636
I fell down
some stairs.

1021
00:46:46,851 --> 00:46:49,149
Fight Club became the reason
to cut your hair short

1022
00:46:49,253 --> 00:46:51,551
or trim your fingernails.

1023
00:46:51,689 --> 00:46:54,112
OK. Any
historical figure.

1024
00:46:54,191 --> 00:46:55,988
I'd fight Gandhi.

1025
00:46:57,695 --> 00:46:58,525
Good answer.

1026
00:46:58,629 --> 00:46:59,653
How about you?

1027
00:46:59,763 --> 00:47:00,855
Lincoln.

1028
00:47:00,965 --> 00:47:02,330
Lincoln?

1029
00:47:02,433 --> 00:47:03,525
Mm.

1030
00:47:03,634 --> 00:47:04,999
Big guy, big reach.

1031
00:47:05,202 --> 00:47:07,295
Skinny guys fight
till they're burger.

1032
00:47:07,404 --> 00:47:08,769
Fuck.

1033
00:47:10,975 --> 00:47:13,705
Hey. Even the Mona Lisa's
falling apart.

1034
00:47:18,115 --> 00:47:19,912
[Ring]

1035
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:24,078
Hello.

1036
00:47:24,221 --> 00:47:25,153
Marla: Where have
you been

1037
00:47:25,256 --> 00:47:27,053
the last 8 weeks?

1038
00:47:27,158 --> 00:47:28,420
Marla?

1039
00:47:28,526 --> 00:47:29,823
[Chop Socky Yell]

1040
00:47:31,729 --> 00:47:33,060
How'd you find me?

1041
00:47:33,230 --> 00:47:34,561
You left that
forwarding number.

1042
00:47:34,665 --> 00:47:37,463
I haven't seen you
in any support groups.

1043
00:47:37,568 --> 00:47:38,967
We split them up.

1044
00:47:39,069 --> 00:47:40,991
That was the idea,
remember?

1045
00:47:41,105 --> 00:47:43,869
Yeah, but you haven't
been going to yours.

1046
00:47:43,974 --> 00:47:45,635
How do you know?

1047
00:47:45,743 --> 00:47:47,438
I cheated.

1048
00:47:47,545 --> 00:47:49,308
I found a new one.

1049
00:47:49,413 --> 00:47:51,142
Really?

1050
00:47:51,248 --> 00:47:52,203
It's for men only.

1051
00:47:52,316 --> 00:47:53,874
Like the testicle thing?

1052
00:47:53,984 --> 00:47:55,076
Waaah!

1053
00:47:58,355 --> 00:47:59,652
Look, this is a bad time.

1054
00:47:59,757 --> 00:48:02,214
I've been going
to Debtors Anonymous.

1055
00:48:02,326 --> 00:48:04,385
You wanna see some
really fucked up people?

1056
00:48:04,495 --> 00:48:05,826
I'm just on my way out.

1057
00:48:05,930 --> 00:48:06,828
Me, too.

1058
00:48:06,931 --> 00:48:07,886
I've got a stomachful
of Xanax.

1059
00:48:07,998 --> 00:48:10,694
I took what was left
of a bottle.

1060
00:48:10,801 --> 00:48:12,826
It might have been
too much.

1061
00:48:12,937 --> 00:48:14,666
Narrator: Just picture
watching Marla Singer

1062
00:48:14,772 --> 00:48:16,660
throw herself around
her crummy apartment.

1063
00:48:16,807 --> 00:48:18,763
But this isn't a
for-real suicide thing.

1064
00:48:18,876 --> 00:48:21,174
This is probably one of
those cry-for-help things.

1065
00:48:21,278 --> 00:48:22,677
Narrator: This could
go on for hours.

1066
00:48:22,780 --> 00:48:24,179
So you're staying in
tonight, then?

1067
00:48:24,281 --> 00:48:25,680
Do you wanna wait

1068
00:48:25,783 --> 00:48:27,114
and hear me
describe death?

1069
00:48:27,218 --> 00:48:28,617
Do you wanna listen

1070
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:32,018
and see if my spirit
can use a phone?

1071
00:48:33,624 --> 00:48:36,513
Have you ever heard
a death rattle before?

1072
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:04,444
Narrator:
Tyler's door was closed.

1073
00:49:04,655 --> 00:49:06,054
I'd been living here
for 2 months,

1074
00:49:06,156 --> 00:49:07,646
and Tyler's door
was never closed.

1075
00:49:09,827 --> 00:49:11,920
[Footsteps On Stairs]

1076
00:49:13,931 --> 00:49:16,058
You won't believe this dream
I had last night.

1077
00:49:16,166 --> 00:49:19,124
Yeah, I can hardly believe
anything about last night.

1078
00:49:25,175 --> 00:49:27,837
[Gargling]

1079
00:49:27,945 --> 00:49:28,900
[Chuckles]

1080
00:49:29,013 --> 00:49:30,878
What... What are you
doing here?

1081
00:49:34,685 --> 00:49:35,743
What?

1082
00:49:35,853 --> 00:49:38,219
This is my house. What are
you doing in my house?

1083
00:49:40,791 --> 00:49:41,723
Fuck you.

1084
00:49:55,639 --> 00:49:57,231
Ha ha! Ohh...

1085
00:49:57,341 --> 00:50:00,674
Oh, you got some fucked-up
friends, I'm tellin' you.

1086
00:50:00,778 --> 00:50:01,676
[Chuckling]

1087
00:50:01,779 --> 00:50:03,371
Limber, though...

1088
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:04,742
silly coos.

1089
00:50:06,483 --> 00:50:08,872
So, I come in last night.
Phone's off the hook.

1090
00:50:08,986 --> 00:50:10,783
Guess who's
on the other end.

1091
00:50:10,888 --> 00:50:13,015
Narrator: I already knew the story
before he told it to me.

1092
00:50:16,727 --> 00:50:18,957
Have you ever heard
a death rattle before?

1093
00:50:19,063 --> 00:50:21,896
Do you think it'll
live up to its name?

1094
00:50:21,999 --> 00:50:25,958
Or will it just be
a death... hairball?

1095
00:50:26,070 --> 00:50:26,968
[Coughs]

1096
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:32,936
Prepare...
to evacuate soul.

1097
00:50:34,945 --> 00:50:36,537
Marla, Continuing:
9...

1098
00:50:36,747 --> 00:50:37,577
8...

1099
00:50:37,681 --> 00:50:39,979
Now, how could Tyler,
of all people,

1100
00:50:40,084 --> 00:50:44,180
think it was a bad thing that
Marla Singer was about to die?

1101
00:50:44,288 --> 00:50:46,153
Marla: 5...

1102
00:50:46,256 --> 00:50:48,121
4...

1103
00:50:48,258 --> 00:50:49,953
3... Oh, hang on.

1104
00:50:55,766 --> 00:50:57,791
You got here fast.

1105
00:50:59,436 --> 00:51:01,529
Did I call you?

1106
00:51:03,273 --> 00:51:04,137
Huh?

1107
00:51:05,309 --> 00:51:06,207
Hey.

1108
00:51:12,649 --> 00:51:15,277
The mattress is all sealed
in slippery plastic.

1109
00:51:16,987 --> 00:51:18,477
[Rattling]

1110
00:51:18,589 --> 00:51:21,786
Oh, don't worry.
It's not a threat to you.

1111
00:51:21,892 --> 00:51:24,224
[Siren]

1112
00:51:24,328 --> 00:51:25,659
Oh, fuck.

1113
00:51:25,763 --> 00:51:27,958
Somebody called the cops.

1114
00:51:28,065 --> 00:51:29,828
[Voices Over Police Radio]

1115
00:51:40,177 --> 00:51:41,474
Hey, where's 513?

1116
00:51:41,578 --> 00:51:43,967
End of the hall.

1117
00:51:44,081 --> 00:51:45,537
You know, the girl
who lives there

1118
00:51:45,649 --> 00:51:47,947
used to be a charming,
lovely girl.

1119
00:51:48,051 --> 00:51:50,212
She's lost faith
in herself.

1120
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:51,218
Miss Singer!

1121
00:51:51,321 --> 00:51:53,118
She's a monster.

1122
00:51:53,223 --> 00:51:54,815
You have every
reason to live!

1123
00:51:54,925 --> 00:51:57,314
She's infectious
human waste!

1124
00:51:57,428 --> 00:51:58,326
Miss Singer!

1125
00:51:58,429 --> 00:52:00,351
Good luck
trying to save <i>her!</i>

1126
00:52:06,904 --> 00:52:10,465
If I fall asleep,
I'm done for.

1127
00:52:11,942 --> 00:52:14,797
You're gonna have to
keep me up...

1128
00:52:14,912 --> 00:52:16,868
all... night.

1129
00:52:16,980 --> 00:52:19,312
Un-fucking-believable.
[Coughs]

1130
00:52:19,416 --> 00:52:21,543
Narrator: He was obviously
able to handle it.

1131
00:52:21,652 --> 00:52:22,778
You know what I mean.
You fucked her.

1132
00:52:24,121 --> 00:52:25,349
No, I didn't.

1133
00:52:25,456 --> 00:52:26,912
Never?

1134
00:52:27,024 --> 00:52:27,922
No.

1135
00:52:29,359 --> 00:52:30,553
You're not into her,
are you?

1136
00:52:30,661 --> 00:52:33,027
No! God, not at all.

1137
00:52:33,130 --> 00:52:35,428
Narrator: I am Jack's
raging bile duct.

1138
00:52:35,532 --> 00:52:37,488
Are you sure?
You can tell me.

1139
00:52:37,601 --> 00:52:39,057
Believe me, I'm sure.

1140
00:52:39,169 --> 00:52:40,101
Narrator: Put a gun
to my head

1141
00:52:40,204 --> 00:52:42,035
and paint the walls
with my brains.

1142
00:52:42,139 --> 00:52:43,299
That's good,
'cause she's a predator

1143
00:52:43,407 --> 00:52:44,772
posing
as a house pet.

1144
00:52:44,875 --> 00:52:46,866
Stay away
from that one.

1145
00:52:46,977 --> 00:52:48,774
[Chuckling]

1146
00:52:48,879 --> 00:52:50,278
And the shit that came out
of this woman's mouth

1147
00:52:50,380 --> 00:52:51,278
I ain't never heard.

1148
00:52:51,381 --> 00:52:52,541
My God.

1149
00:52:52,649 --> 00:52:55,482
I haven't been fucked
like that since grade school.

1150
00:52:56,620 --> 00:52:57,609
Uhh!

1151
00:52:57,721 --> 00:52:59,484
Narrator: How could
Tyler not go for that?

1152
00:52:59,590 --> 00:53:01,046
The night before last,
he was splicing

1153
00:53:01,124 --> 00:53:02,887
sex organs
into Cinderella.

1154
00:53:02,993 --> 00:53:04,017
Marla doesn't
need a lover.

1155
00:53:04,127 --> 00:53:05,583
She needs
a fucking case worker.

1156
00:53:05,662 --> 00:53:08,256
She needs a wash. And she's
in love with sport fuckin'.

1157
00:53:08,365 --> 00:53:10,458
Narrator: She invaded
my support groups.

1158
00:53:10,567 --> 00:53:11,966
Now she'd invaded my home.

1159
00:53:12,069 --> 00:53:13,957
Hey, hey.
Sit down.

1160
00:53:18,408 --> 00:53:20,899
Now, listen. Can't have you
talking to her about me.

1161
00:53:21,011 --> 00:53:22,308
Why would I talk
to her...

1162
00:53:22,412 --> 00:53:24,368
You say anything about me
or what goes on in this house

1163
00:53:24,481 --> 00:53:27,780
to her or to anybody,
we're done.

1164
00:53:27,918 --> 00:53:29,044
Now, promise me.

1165
00:53:29,152 --> 00:53:30,050
OK.

1166
00:53:30,153 --> 00:53:31,051
You promise?

1167
00:53:31,154 --> 00:53:32,985
- Yeah, I promise.
- Promise.

1168
00:53:33,090 --> 00:53:34,546
I just said
I promise.

1169
00:53:34,658 --> 00:53:36,216
That's 3 times
you promised.

1170
00:53:38,662 --> 00:53:40,527
Narrator: If only I had wasted
a couple of minutes

1171
00:53:40,631 --> 00:53:42,758
and gone to watch
Marla Singer die,

1172
00:53:42,933 --> 00:53:44,389
none of this
would've happened.

1173
00:53:44,501 --> 00:53:47,334
Marla: Unhh!
Unhh! Unhh!

1174
00:53:47,437 --> 00:53:48,335
Unhh!

1175
00:53:48,438 --> 00:53:49,336
[Loud Thumping]

1176
00:53:49,439 --> 00:53:51,896
Yeah! Oh!
Harder! Harder!

1177
00:53:51,975 --> 00:53:53,897
Yeah! Ooh! Aah!

1178
00:53:54,011 --> 00:53:56,605
Aah! Ohh! Aah!

1179
00:53:56,713 --> 00:53:59,841
[Tyler And Marla
Shouting Passionately]

1180
00:53:59,950 --> 00:54:02,339
I could've moved
to another room...

1181
00:54:02,452 --> 00:54:05,285
on the third floor, where
I might not have heard them.

1182
00:54:05,455 --> 00:54:06,285
Marla: Oh, baby!

1183
00:54:06,390 --> 00:54:07,982
But I didn't.

1184
00:54:12,462 --> 00:54:14,953
[Marla Moaning
With Pleasure]

1185
00:54:15,065 --> 00:54:16,692
[Thumping And Moaning]

1186
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:17,698
Ohh!

1187
00:54:17,801 --> 00:54:21,157
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1188
00:54:21,271 --> 00:54:23,398
Ohh! Ohh! Aaahh!

1189
00:54:23,507 --> 00:54:25,463
Aah! Aah! Aah!

1190
00:54:25,576 --> 00:54:26,770
[Screaming And Thumping]

1191
00:54:26,977 --> 00:54:29,605
- Aah! Ohhh! Ohh!
- Tyler: Ow!

1192
00:54:29,713 --> 00:54:30,645
[Rattling]

1193
00:54:30,747 --> 00:54:31,645
Marla: Ohh!

1194
00:54:32,749 --> 00:54:34,341
What are you doin'?

1195
00:54:34,451 --> 00:54:36,783
Just goin' to bed.

1196
00:54:36,887 --> 00:54:37,785
[Marla Moans]

1197
00:54:37,988 --> 00:54:39,285
Want to
finish her off?

1198
00:54:39,489 --> 00:54:40,285
Uhh... oh!

1199
00:54:40,490 --> 00:54:41,388
[Clattering]

1200
00:54:41,491 --> 00:54:42,389
No.

1201
00:54:42,492 --> 00:54:43,390
No, thank you.

1202
00:54:43,493 --> 00:54:45,381
Marla: I found
the cigarettes.

1203
00:54:45,495 --> 00:54:47,725
Who are you
talking to?

1204
00:54:47,831 --> 00:54:48,855
Shut up.

1205
00:54:48,966 --> 00:54:51,890
I became the calm little
center of the world.

1206
00:54:52,002 --> 00:54:53,230
[Moaning
And Thumping]

1207
00:54:53,337 --> 00:54:54,895
I was the Zen master.

1208
00:54:55,005 --> 00:54:56,666
Tyler: Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1209
00:55:00,110 --> 00:55:02,840
I wrote little haiku poems.

1210
00:55:03,013 --> 00:55:04,640
I e-mailed them to everyone.

1211
00:55:06,016 --> 00:55:07,142
Is that your blood?

1212
00:55:09,620 --> 00:55:10,985
Some of it, yeah.

1213
00:55:11,088 --> 00:55:12,578
You can't smoke
in here.

1214
00:55:12,689 --> 00:55:13,713
[Snickers]

1215
00:55:13,824 --> 00:55:16,054
Take the rest
of the day off.

1216
00:55:16,159 --> 00:55:18,684
Come back Monday
with some clean clothes.

1217
00:55:18,795 --> 00:55:20,194
Get yourself together.

1218
00:55:20,297 --> 00:55:23,357
Narrator: I got right in
everyone's hostile little face.

1219
00:55:23,533 --> 00:55:25,694
Yes, these are bruises
from fighting.

1220
00:55:25,802 --> 00:55:27,861
Yes, I'm comfortable with that.

1221
00:55:28,038 --> 00:55:29,437
I... am enlightened.

1222
00:55:32,142 --> 00:55:33,803
You give up
the condo life...

1223
00:55:33,910 --> 00:55:36,708
give up all your
flaming worldly possessions...

1224
00:55:36,813 --> 00:55:38,474
go live
in a dilapidated house

1225
00:55:38,582 --> 00:55:40,675
in a toxic waste
part of town...

1226
00:55:40,784 --> 00:55:43,048
and you have to
come home to this.

1227
00:55:43,153 --> 00:55:44,381
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1228
00:55:44,488 --> 00:55:47,480
[Telephone Rings]

1229
00:55:47,591 --> 00:55:50,151
[Tyler And Marla
Moaning And Shouting]

1230
00:55:50,260 --> 00:55:52,285
Marla: Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1231
00:55:52,396 --> 00:55:54,956
[Ring]

1232
00:55:55,065 --> 00:55:55,963
Hello?

1233
00:55:56,066 --> 00:55:57,397
Yes. This is
Detective Stern

1234
00:55:57,567 --> 00:55:59,296
with the Arson Unit.

1235
00:55:59,403 --> 00:56:00,563
We have
some new information

1236
00:56:00,671 --> 00:56:03,003
about the incident
at your former condo.

1237
00:56:03,106 --> 00:56:04,095
Yes?

1238
00:56:04,207 --> 00:56:05,333
I don't know
if you're aware,

1239
00:56:05,442 --> 00:56:07,740
but it seems that
someone sprayed freon

1240
00:56:07,844 --> 00:56:09,106
into your front door
lock,

1241
00:56:09,212 --> 00:56:12,477
then tapped it with a chisel
to shatter the cylinder.

1242
00:56:12,582 --> 00:56:14,140
No, I wasn't aware
of that at all.

1243
00:56:14,251 --> 00:56:16,116
Narrator:
I am Jack's cold sweat.

1244
00:56:16,253 --> 00:56:18,346
Does this sound
strange to you?

1245
00:56:18,555 --> 00:56:20,318
Uh, yes, sir.
Strange. Very strange.

1246
00:56:20,424 --> 00:56:21,322
The dynamite...

1247
00:56:21,425 --> 00:56:22,323
Dynamite?

1248
00:56:22,559 --> 00:56:23,457
left a residue

1249
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:26,654
of ammonium oxylate
potassium chloride.

1250
00:56:26,763 --> 00:56:28,685
Do you know
what this means?

1251
00:56:28,799 --> 00:56:30,255
No. What
does it mean?

1252
00:56:30,333 --> 00:56:32,198
It means it was
homemade.

1253
00:56:33,570 --> 00:56:34,935
I'm sorry.
This is just coming

1254
00:56:35,072 --> 00:56:36,562
as quite a shock
to me, sir.

1255
00:56:36,673 --> 00:56:38,595
See, whoever set
this homemade dynamite

1256
00:56:38,709 --> 00:56:40,233
could've blown out
your pilot light

1257
00:56:40,343 --> 00:56:42,174
days before
the actual explosion.

1258
00:56:42,279 --> 00:56:44,076
The gas was
just the detonator.

1259
00:56:44,181 --> 00:56:45,546
Who would go and do
such a thing?

1260
00:56:45,649 --> 00:56:46,877
I'll ask the questions.

1261
00:56:47,084 --> 00:56:49,211
Tell him.
Tell him the liberator

1262
00:56:49,319 --> 00:56:52,015
who destroyed my property
has realigned my perception.

1263
00:56:52,122 --> 00:56:53,749
Detective: Excuse me.
Are you there?

1264
00:56:53,857 --> 00:56:55,745
No, I am listening.
It's a little hard to know

1265
00:56:55,859 --> 00:56:57,190
what to make
of all this.

1266
00:56:57,294 --> 00:56:59,387
Have you recently made
enemies with anyone

1267
00:56:59,596 --> 00:57:01,757
who might have access
to homemade dynamite?

1268
00:57:01,865 --> 00:57:02,923
- Enemies?
- Reject the basic

1269
00:57:03,033 --> 00:57:04,432
assumption of civilization,

1270
00:57:04,601 --> 00:57:06,296
especially the importance
of material possessions.

1271
00:57:06,403 --> 00:57:07,802
Detective:
Son, this is serious.

1272
00:57:07,904 --> 00:57:09,235
Yes, I know
it's serious.

1273
00:57:09,339 --> 00:57:10,237
I mean that.

1274
00:57:10,340 --> 00:57:11,898
Yes,
it's very serious.

1275
00:57:12,109 --> 00:57:14,907
Look, nobody takes this
more seriously than me.

1276
00:57:15,112 --> 00:57:17,273
That condo was my life.

1277
00:57:17,380 --> 00:57:21,305
OK? I loved every stick
of furniture in that place.

1278
00:57:21,418 --> 00:57:23,283
That was not just
a bunch of stuff

1279
00:57:23,386 --> 00:57:24,444
that got destroyed.

1280
00:57:24,554 --> 00:57:25,543
It was me!

1281
00:57:25,655 --> 00:57:27,054
Narrator: I'd like
to thank the Academy.

1282
00:57:27,157 --> 00:57:28,784
Is this not
a good time for you?

1283
00:57:28,892 --> 00:57:30,621
Just tell him
you fuckin' did it.

1284
00:57:30,727 --> 00:57:31,625
Shhh!

1285
00:57:31,728 --> 00:57:33,218
Tell him you
blew it all up.

1286
00:57:33,330 --> 00:57:35,855
That's what
he wants to hear.

1287
00:57:35,966 --> 00:57:37,194
Are you still there?

1288
00:57:37,300 --> 00:57:39,860
Wait. Are you saying
that I'm a suspect?

1289
00:57:39,970 --> 00:57:42,530
No, no. I may need to talk
to you a little further,

1290
00:57:42,639 --> 00:57:44,527
so how about you just lettin' me
know if you're gonna leave town?

1291
00:57:44,641 --> 00:57:45,699
OK?

1292
00:57:45,809 --> 00:57:46,867
OK.

1293
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:51,640
Narrator: Except
for their humping,

1294
00:57:51,748 --> 00:57:54,478
Tyler and Marla were
never in the same room.

1295
00:57:54,651 --> 00:57:57,575
My parents pulled this
exact same act for years.

1296
00:57:57,687 --> 00:58:01,475
The condom is the glass slipper
of our generation.

1297
00:58:01,658 --> 00:58:04,491
You slip one on
when you meet a stranger.

1298
00:58:04,661 --> 00:58:06,959
You... dance
all night.

1299
00:58:07,164 --> 00:58:09,189
Then you
throw it away.

1300
00:58:09,299 --> 00:58:11,665
The condom, I mean.
Not the stranger.

1301
00:58:13,103 --> 00:58:14,559
What?

1302
00:58:14,638 --> 00:58:15,627
[Chuckles]

1303
00:58:19,442 --> 00:58:22,206
I got this dress
at a thrift store for $1.00.

1304
00:58:22,312 --> 00:58:24,177
It was worth
every penny.

1305
00:58:24,281 --> 00:58:26,146
It's a bridesmaid's dress.

1306
00:58:28,218 --> 00:58:30,675
Someone loved it...
intensely

1307
00:58:30,787 --> 00:58:33,176
for one day...

1308
00:58:33,290 --> 00:58:34,746
then tossed it.

1309
00:58:36,860 --> 00:58:39,021
Like a Christmas tree...

1310
00:58:39,196 --> 00:58:40,595
so special...

1311
00:58:41,865 --> 00:58:44,390
then... bam...

1312
00:58:44,501 --> 00:58:47,026
it's on the side
of the road...

1313
00:58:47,137 --> 00:58:49,367
tinsel still
clinging to it...

1314
00:58:51,308 --> 00:58:54,163
like a sex crime victim...

1315
00:58:54,277 --> 00:58:56,768
underwear inside out...

1316
00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:58,677
bound with electrical tape.

1317
00:58:58,782 --> 00:59:00,010
Well, then it suits you.

1318
00:59:01,284 --> 00:59:03,081
You can borrow it
sometime.

1319
00:59:08,258 --> 00:59:10,488
[Marla Clumps
Up The Stairs]

1320
00:59:10,594 --> 00:59:11,822
Get rid of her.

1321
00:59:13,096 --> 00:59:14,324
Why can't you
get rid of her?

1322
00:59:14,431 --> 00:59:15,557
Don't mention me.

1323
00:59:15,732 --> 00:59:17,165
Narrator:
I'm 6 years old again,

1324
00:59:17,267 --> 00:59:19,462
passing messages
between parents.

1325
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:24,998
I really think it's time
you got out of here.

1326
00:59:25,108 --> 00:59:26,302
Don't worry.
I'm leaving.

1327
00:59:26,409 --> 00:59:27,307
Not that we don't love
your little visits.

1328
00:59:27,410 --> 00:59:28,775
You are such
a nut case.

1329
00:59:28,879 --> 00:59:30,369
I can't even begin
to keep up.

1330
00:59:32,415 --> 00:59:35,179
# Gotta get off #

1331
00:59:35,285 --> 00:59:36,343
Thanks. Bye.

1332
00:59:36,453 --> 00:59:42,244
# Gotta get off
this merry-go-round #

1333
00:59:43,460 --> 00:59:47,282
[Continues Singing,
Indistinctly]

1334
00:59:47,397 --> 00:59:49,422
# Gotta get on where #

1335
00:59:49,532 --> 00:59:51,523
[Chuckling]

1336
00:59:51,635 --> 00:59:53,000
You kids.

1337
00:59:53,103 --> 00:59:56,300
Wh... Why do you still
waste time with her?

1338
00:59:58,642 --> 01:00:00,098
I'll say this
about Marla...

1339
01:00:00,277 --> 01:00:02,302
at least she's tryin'
to hit bottom.

1340
01:00:02,412 --> 01:00:03,709
What, and I'm not?

1341
01:00:03,813 --> 01:00:04,871
Stickin' feathers
up your butt

1342
01:00:04,981 --> 01:00:05,970
does not make you
a chicken.

1343
01:00:07,484 --> 01:00:08,781
What are we doin' tonight?

1344
01:00:08,885 --> 01:00:10,546
- Tonight?
- Yeah.

1345
01:00:10,654 --> 01:00:12,610
We make soap.

1346
01:00:12,722 --> 01:00:13,780
Really.

1347
01:00:13,890 --> 01:00:14,914
To make soap,
first we render fat.

1348
01:00:35,545 --> 01:00:37,376
The salt balance
has to be just right,

1349
01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:40,142
so the best fat for making
soap comes from humans.

1350
01:00:41,318 --> 01:00:42,478
Wait.
What is this place?

1351
01:00:42,686 --> 01:00:44,051
A liposuction clinic.

1352
01:00:52,395 --> 01:00:53,419
Aha! Pay dirt.

1353
01:00:54,564 --> 01:00:57,658
The richest, creamiest fat
in the world.

1354
01:00:57,767 --> 01:00:59,132
Fat of the land.

1355
01:01:06,710 --> 01:01:07,506
Come on.

1356
01:01:12,215 --> 01:01:13,614
Oh, God! Oh!

1357
01:01:13,717 --> 01:01:15,309
Get another one.
Unhh!

1358
01:01:21,925 --> 01:01:23,984
As the fat renders, the tallows
float to the surface.

1359
01:01:24,094 --> 01:01:25,823
Like in Boy Scouts.

1360
01:01:25,929 --> 01:01:28,295
I can imagine you
as a Boy Scout.

1361
01:01:28,398 --> 01:01:29,353
Keep stirrin'.

1362
01:01:32,369 --> 01:01:33,631
Once the tallow hardens,

1363
01:01:33,737 --> 01:01:35,898
we skim off
a layer of glycerin.

1364
01:01:36,006 --> 01:01:38,304
If you were to add nitric
acid, you got nitroglycerin.

1365
01:01:38,408 --> 01:01:39,636
If you were then to add
sodium nitrate

1366
01:01:39,743 --> 01:01:42,337
and a dash of sawdust,
you got dynamite.

1367
01:01:42,445 --> 01:01:44,208
Yeah, with enough soap,

1368
01:01:44,347 --> 01:01:46,577
we could blow up
just about anything.

1369
01:01:46,750 --> 01:01:48,581
Narrator: Tyler was full
of useful information.

1370
01:01:48,752 --> 01:01:51,050
Now, ancient peoples found
that clothes got cleaner

1371
01:01:51,254 --> 01:01:52,915
when they washed them at a
certain point in the river.

1372
01:01:53,023 --> 01:01:54,547
- You know why?
- No.

1373
01:01:58,261 --> 01:01:59,785
Human sacrifices
were once made

1374
01:01:59,896 --> 01:02:01,227
on the hills
above this river.

1375
01:02:01,364 --> 01:02:03,457
Bodies burned. Water seeped
into the wood and ashes

1376
01:02:03,566 --> 01:02:05,193
to create lye.

1377
01:02:05,301 --> 01:02:07,565
This is lye,
the crucial ingredient.

1378
01:02:07,670 --> 01:02:09,365
Once it mixed with the
melted fat of bodies,

1379
01:02:09,472 --> 01:02:10,928
a thick, white,
soapy discharge

1380
01:02:11,007 --> 01:02:13,373
crept into the river.
May I see your hand, please?

1381
01:02:19,482 --> 01:02:20,380
[Loud Kiss]

1382
01:02:21,551 --> 01:02:22,711
What is this?

1383
01:02:22,852 --> 01:02:24,217
This... is chemical burn.

1384
01:02:24,354 --> 01:02:25,378
Uh... Aah! Aah!

1385
01:02:25,488 --> 01:02:27,319
It'll hurt more than
you've ever been burned,

1386
01:02:27,424 --> 01:02:28,948
and you will have
a scar.

1387
01:02:29,059 --> 01:02:32,415
Narrator: If meditation worked for
cancer, it could work for this.

1388
01:02:32,529 --> 01:02:34,258
Stay with the pain.
Don't shove to center.

1389
01:02:34,364 --> 01:02:35,956
No, no! Oh, God!

1390
01:02:36,066 --> 01:02:37,431
Look at your hand.

1391
01:02:37,534 --> 01:02:38,865
The first soap was made
from the ashes of heroes,

1392
01:02:38,968 --> 01:02:40,492
like the first monkey
shot into space.

1393
01:02:40,603 --> 01:02:42,230
Without pain,
without sacrifice,

1394
01:02:42,338 --> 01:02:43,600
we would have nothin'.

1395
01:02:43,740 --> 01:02:46,595
I tried not to think of the
the words "sear" or "flesh."

1396
01:02:46,709 --> 01:02:48,199
Stop it!
This is your pain.

1397
01:02:48,311 --> 01:02:49,835
This is your burning
hand. It's right here.

1398
01:02:49,946 --> 01:02:50,970
I'm going to my cave.

1399
01:02:51,081 --> 01:02:52,605
I'm going to my cave
and find my power animal.

1400
01:02:52,749 --> 01:02:55,741
No! Don't deal with it the way
those dead people do!

1401
01:02:55,852 --> 01:02:56,750
Come on!

1402
01:02:56,886 --> 01:02:57,978
I get the point!
OK! Please!

1403
01:02:58,088 --> 01:02:59,646
No. What you're feeling
is premature enlightenment.

1404
01:03:04,394 --> 01:03:06,191
This is the greatest moment
of your life, man,

1405
01:03:06,329 --> 01:03:09,287
and you're off
somewhere...

1406
01:03:09,432 --> 01:03:10,865
Shut up.

1407
01:03:10,934 --> 01:03:12,390
Our fathers were
our models for God.

1408
01:03:12,469 --> 01:03:13,697
If our fathers bailed,

1409
01:03:13,837 --> 01:03:15,566
what does that
tell you about God?

1410
01:03:15,672 --> 01:03:16,570
No, no.

1411
01:03:16,673 --> 01:03:18,334
Listen to me.

1412
01:03:18,441 --> 01:03:20,329
You have to consider
the possibility

1413
01:03:20,443 --> 01:03:22,468
that God
does not like you,

1414
01:03:22,579 --> 01:03:23,603
He never wanted you.

1415
01:03:23,713 --> 01:03:26,045
In all probability,
He hates you.

1416
01:03:26,149 --> 01:03:27,946
This is not the worst thing
that can happen.

1417
01:03:28,051 --> 01:03:29,712
We don't need Him.

1418
01:03:29,853 --> 01:03:30,808
We don't! I agree!

1419
01:03:30,954 --> 01:03:32,683
Fuck damnation, man.
Fuck redemption.

1420
01:03:32,856 --> 01:03:34,187
We are God's
unwanted children?

1421
01:03:34,357 --> 01:03:35,346
So be it!

1422
01:03:35,458 --> 01:03:36,720
[Shouting
Incomprehensibly]

1423
01:03:36,860 --> 01:03:38,623
Listen! You can run
water over your hand

1424
01:03:38,728 --> 01:03:40,992
to make it worse, or...
look at me...

1425
01:03:41,097 --> 01:03:43,327
or you can use vinegar
to neutralize the burn.

1426
01:03:43,466 --> 01:03:44,626
Please let me have
some! Please!

1427
01:03:44,734 --> 01:03:46,326
First you have to
give up.

1428
01:03:46,436 --> 01:03:49,701
First you have to know,
not fear,

1429
01:03:49,873 --> 01:03:52,671
know that someday
you're gonna die.

1430
01:03:52,809 --> 01:03:54,504
You don't know
how this feels!

1431
01:03:54,611 --> 01:03:55,509
[Sobbing]

1432
01:03:59,916 --> 01:04:01,042
It's only after
we've lost everything

1433
01:04:01,151 --> 01:04:03,142
that we're free
to do anything.

1434
01:04:05,155 --> 01:04:06,053
OK.

1435
01:04:21,404 --> 01:04:22,598
Congratulations.

1436
01:04:22,705 --> 01:04:25,538
You're one step closer
to hitting bottom.

1437
01:04:28,044 --> 01:04:30,137
Narrator: Tyler sold his soap
to department stores

1438
01:04:30,246 --> 01:04:31,975
at $20 a bar.

1439
01:04:32,081 --> 01:04:33,412
God knows
what <i>they</i> charged.

1440
01:04:33,516 --> 01:04:36,144
This is
the best soap.

1441
01:04:36,252 --> 01:04:37,742
Why, thank you,
Suzie.

1442
01:04:37,921 --> 01:04:39,320
Narrator:
It was beautiful.

1443
01:04:39,422 --> 01:04:40,787
We were selling rich women

1444
01:04:40,924 --> 01:04:43,154
their own fat asses
back to them.

1445
01:04:44,694 --> 01:04:46,286
He was wearing
his yellow tie.

1446
01:04:46,429 --> 01:04:48,954
I didn't even wear a tie
to work anymore.

1447
01:04:49,065 --> 01:04:50,623
"The first rule
of Fight Club

1448
01:04:50,733 --> 01:04:52,394
is you don't talk
about Fight Club"?

1449
01:04:52,535 --> 01:04:54,127
Narrator:
I'm half asleep again.

1450
01:04:54,237 --> 01:04:56,034
I must've left the original
in the copy machine.

1451
01:04:56,139 --> 01:04:58,596
"The second rule of Fight Club..."
Is this yours?

1452
01:04:58,708 --> 01:05:00,403
Huh?

1453
01:05:00,543 --> 01:05:01,976
Pretend you're me.

1454
01:05:02,078 --> 01:05:03,807
Make a managerial
decision.

1455
01:05:03,947 --> 01:05:06,507
You find this.
What would you do?

1456
01:05:11,254 --> 01:05:13,142
Well, I gotta tell ya...

1457
01:05:13,256 --> 01:05:16,748
I'd be very, very careful
who you talk to about that.

1458
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:18,518
Because the person
who wrote that...

1459
01:05:18,628 --> 01:05:20,323
is dangerous.

1460
01:05:20,463 --> 01:05:23,296
And this buttoned-down,
oxford-cloth psycho

1461
01:05:23,466 --> 01:05:24,922
might just snap

1462
01:05:25,068 --> 01:05:27,593
and then stalk
from office to office

1463
01:05:27,704 --> 01:05:31,367
with an Armilade AR-10
carbine gas-powered

1464
01:05:31,474 --> 01:05:32,998
semi-automatic weapon,

1465
01:05:33,109 --> 01:05:34,940
pumping round
after round

1466
01:05:35,044 --> 01:05:36,909
into colleagues
and coworkers.

1467
01:05:38,248 --> 01:05:41,604
This might be someone
you've known for years...

1468
01:05:41,718 --> 01:05:45,051
someone very...
very... close to you.

1469
01:05:45,154 --> 01:05:48,214
Narrator: Tyler's words
coming out of my mouth.

1470
01:05:50,026 --> 01:05:51,755
And I used to be
such a nice guy.

1471
01:05:51,861 --> 01:05:54,091
Maybe you shouldn't bring me
every little piece of trash

1472
01:05:54,197 --> 01:05:55,789
you happen to pick up.

1473
01:05:55,999 --> 01:05:57,364
[Telephone Rings]

1474
01:05:58,635 --> 01:06:00,466
Liability.

1475
01:06:00,603 --> 01:06:02,230
My tit's gonna rot off.

1476
01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:05,730
Will you excuse me?
I need to take this.

1477
01:06:12,115 --> 01:06:13,446
What're you talking about?

1478
01:06:13,583 --> 01:06:15,710
I need you to check and see
if there's a lump in my breast.

1479
01:06:15,818 --> 01:06:17,410
Go to a hospital.

1480
01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:19,681
I can't afford to throw money
away on a doctor.

1481
01:06:21,257 --> 01:06:22,952
I don't know
about this, Marla.

1482
01:06:23,092 --> 01:06:24,719
Please?

1483
01:06:24,827 --> 01:06:26,522
Narrator: She didn't
call Tyler.

1484
01:06:26,629 --> 01:06:28,756
I'm neutral in her book.

1485
01:06:31,034 --> 01:06:32,092
That's nice.

1486
01:06:32,201 --> 01:06:33,725
Taking food
to Mrs...

1487
01:06:33,836 --> 01:06:35,167
Hannaburr,
Mrs. Raines?

1488
01:06:35,271 --> 01:06:36,602
Who are they...
exactly?

1489
01:06:36,706 --> 01:06:38,435
Tragically,
they're dead.

1490
01:06:38,541 --> 01:06:40,304
I'm alive,
and I'm in poverty.

1491
01:06:40,410 --> 01:06:41,308
You want any?

1492
01:06:41,411 --> 01:06:42,309
No. No.

1493
01:06:42,545 --> 01:06:43,671
I got one for you.

1494
01:06:43,780 --> 01:06:45,111
Thanks for the thought.

1495
01:06:47,050 --> 01:06:49,280
What happened
to your hand?

1496
01:06:49,385 --> 01:06:50,511
Uh... nothin'.

1497
01:06:51,654 --> 01:06:52,552
Right there.

1498
01:06:52,655 --> 01:06:53,553
Uhh.

1499
01:06:54,891 --> 01:06:56,290
Feel anything?

1500
01:06:56,392 --> 01:06:57,290
No.

1501
01:06:57,393 --> 01:06:58,621
Well, make sure.

1502
01:07:00,563 --> 01:07:02,622
OK, I'm...
I'm pretty sure.

1503
01:07:02,732 --> 01:07:03,756
You feel nothing.

1504
01:07:03,866 --> 01:07:05,857
No. Nothing.

1505
01:07:07,904 --> 01:07:09,792
Well, that's a relief.

1506
01:07:09,906 --> 01:07:11,134
Thank you.

1507
01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:13,128
Uh, um...
no problem.

1508
01:07:13,242 --> 01:07:15,335
I wish I could
return the favor.

1509
01:07:15,445 --> 01:07:17,504
There's not a lot of breast cancer
in the men in my family.

1510
01:07:17,647 --> 01:07:19,012
Could check
your prostate.

1511
01:07:19,148 --> 01:07:21,070
I think I'm OK.

1512
01:07:21,184 --> 01:07:23,072
Well, thanks, anyway.

1513
01:07:28,191 --> 01:07:29,385
Are we done?

1514
01:07:29,525 --> 01:07:32,824
Yeah, we're done.
See you... around.

1515
01:07:50,079 --> 01:07:50,977
Cornelius?

1516
01:07:52,181 --> 01:07:53,079
Cornelius!

1517
01:07:54,584 --> 01:07:55,846
It's me...

1518
01:07:55,985 --> 01:07:57,282
Bob!

1519
01:07:57,420 --> 01:07:58,751
Hey... Bob.

1520
01:08:00,690 --> 01:08:02,317
Hey. Uhh!

1521
01:08:02,458 --> 01:08:03,584
We all thought
you were dead.

1522
01:08:03,693 --> 01:08:05,820
No, no. Still here.
[Chuckles]

1523
01:08:05,962 --> 01:08:07,827
How are <i>you,</i> Bob?

1524
01:08:07,964 --> 01:08:09,727
Better than I've ever been
in my whole life.

1525
01:08:09,832 --> 01:08:12,494
Really. You still
remaining men together?

1526
01:08:12,602 --> 01:08:14,661
No, no. I got somethin'
so much better now.

1527
01:08:14,771 --> 01:08:16,227
Really.
What is it?

1528
01:08:17,740 --> 01:08:19,435
Well...

1529
01:08:19,542 --> 01:08:21,601
first rule is...

1530
01:08:21,711 --> 01:08:23,508
I'm not supposed
to talk about it.

1531
01:08:24,680 --> 01:08:26,011
And the second rule is,

1532
01:08:26,115 --> 01:08:27,810
I'm not supposed
to talk about it.

1533
01:08:27,984 --> 01:08:29,474
And the third
rule is...

1534
01:08:29,585 --> 01:08:31,951
Bob. Bob.
I'm a member.

1535
01:08:32,088 --> 01:08:34,545
Look at my face, Bob.

1536
01:08:34,657 --> 01:08:36,613
[Laughing]

1537
01:08:36,726 --> 01:08:38,853
That's fuckin'...
That's fuckin' great.

1538
01:08:38,995 --> 01:08:40,860
I've... I've
never seen you there.

1539
01:08:40,997 --> 01:08:42,658
I go Tuesdays
and Thursdays.

1540
01:08:42,765 --> 01:08:44,687
I go Saturday.

1541
01:08:44,801 --> 01:08:46,029
Congratulations.

1542
01:08:47,203 --> 01:08:49,194
Yeah. Hey,
to both of us, right?

1543
01:08:49,305 --> 01:08:51,000
Have you heard about the guy
that invented this thing?

1544
01:08:51,107 --> 01:08:52,699
Well, uh,
yeah, actually. I...

1545
01:08:52,809 --> 01:08:54,970
I hear all kinds
of things.

1546
01:08:55,111 --> 01:08:59,309
Supposedly... he was born
in a mental institution.

1547
01:08:59,515 --> 01:09:02,973
And he sleeps only
one hour a night.

1548
01:09:03,085 --> 01:09:04,382
He's a great man.

1549
01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:05,384
Oh...

1550
01:09:05,521 --> 01:09:07,716
Do you know
about Tyler Durden?

1551
01:09:10,259 --> 01:09:12,352
[Spectators Shouting
And Hollering]

1552
01:09:16,799 --> 01:09:18,289
Ha ha ha!

1553
01:09:23,372 --> 01:09:24,862
Take him down!

1554
01:09:25,041 --> 01:09:26,565
Take him down!

1555
01:09:26,676 --> 01:09:28,007
Take him down!

1556
01:09:33,216 --> 01:09:35,446
I didn't hurt you,
did I?

1557
01:09:35,551 --> 01:09:38,111
Actually, you did.

1558
01:09:38,221 --> 01:09:39,779
Thank you for this.

1559
01:09:39,889 --> 01:09:41,982
Thank you, thank you,
thank you.

1560
01:09:42,091 --> 01:09:42,989
Narrator:
Fight Club.

1561
01:09:43,092 --> 01:09:44,957
Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob.

1562
01:09:45,061 --> 01:09:46,619
This was mine
and Tyler's gift...

1563
01:09:46,796 --> 01:09:48,889
our gift to the world.

1564
01:09:49,065 --> 01:09:50,794
Look around. Look around.

1565
01:09:50,900 --> 01:09:52,765
I see a lot
of new faces.

1566
01:09:52,869 --> 01:09:53,767
- Ha ha!
- Ha ha!

1567
01:09:53,870 --> 01:09:54,825
Shut up!

1568
01:09:56,172 --> 01:09:57,969
Which means a lot of you

1569
01:09:58,074 --> 01:10:00,929
have been breaking
the first 2 rules of Fight Club.

1570
01:10:09,252 --> 01:10:10,480
Man, I see in Fight Club

1571
01:10:10,586 --> 01:10:13,419
the strongest and smartest
men who've ever lived.

1572
01:10:13,556 --> 01:10:15,979
I see all this
potential.

1573
01:10:16,092 --> 01:10:17,354
And I see squandering.

1574
01:10:18,761 --> 01:10:19,819
God damn it.

1575
01:10:19,929 --> 01:10:22,818
An entire generation
pumping gas...

1576
01:10:22,932 --> 01:10:24,388
waiting tables...

1577
01:10:24,600 --> 01:10:26,397
slaves with white collars.

1578
01:10:29,272 --> 01:10:32,298
Advertising has its taste
in cars and clothes...

1579
01:10:32,408 --> 01:10:35,605
working jobs we hate so we can
buy shit we don't need.

1580
01:10:39,448 --> 01:10:42,008
We're the middle children
of history, man.

1581
01:10:42,118 --> 01:10:44,507
No purpose or place.

1582
01:10:44,620 --> 01:10:48,010
We have no Great War...
no Great Depression.

1583
01:10:50,626 --> 01:10:53,356
Our Great War's
a spiritual war.

1584
01:10:53,462 --> 01:10:56,659
Our Great Depression
is our lives.

1585
01:11:00,636 --> 01:11:02,035
We've all been raised
on television

1586
01:11:02,138 --> 01:11:04,026
to believe that one day
we'd all be millionaires

1587
01:11:04,140 --> 01:11:06,597
and movie gods
and rock stars.

1588
01:11:06,676 --> 01:11:08,371
But we won't.

1589
01:11:08,477 --> 01:11:10,342
We're slowly learning
that fact.

1590
01:11:11,714 --> 01:11:14,308
And we're very,
very pissed off.

1591
01:11:14,417 --> 01:11:15,315
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1592
01:11:15,418 --> 01:11:17,249
[The Men Murmur]

1593
01:11:19,355 --> 01:11:22,688
First rule of Fight Club is
you do not talk about...

1594
01:11:22,792 --> 01:11:24,157
[Loud Banging]

1595
01:11:28,264 --> 01:11:29,424
Who are you?

1596
01:11:30,666 --> 01:11:31,792
Who am I?

1597
01:11:31,901 --> 01:11:32,925
Yeah.

1598
01:11:34,470 --> 01:11:35,459
There's a sign
in the front

1599
01:11:35,671 --> 01:11:36,603
that says
"Lou's Tavern."

1600
01:11:37,773 --> 01:11:39,934
I'm fuckin' Lou.

1601
01:11:40,042 --> 01:11:41,634
Who the fuck are you?

1602
01:11:41,777 --> 01:11:43,699
Tyler Durden.

1603
01:11:47,183 --> 01:11:49,708
Who told you motherfuckers
that you could use my place?

1604
01:11:49,819 --> 01:11:51,741
We have a deal
worked out with Irvin.

1605
01:11:51,854 --> 01:11:52,843
Irvin?

1606
01:11:52,955 --> 01:11:55,446
Irvin's at home with
a broken collarbone.

1607
01:11:55,558 --> 01:11:57,150
He don't own
this place.

1608
01:11:57,259 --> 01:11:58,157
I do.

1609
01:12:00,296 --> 01:12:02,252
How much money is he
gettin' for this?

1610
01:12:02,365 --> 01:12:03,593
There <i>is</i> no money.

1611
01:12:03,699 --> 01:12:06,259
- Really. Ain't that somethin'?
- Free to all.

1612
01:12:06,369 --> 01:12:08,200
It is, actually.

1613
01:12:08,304 --> 01:12:10,761
Look, stupid fuck...

1614
01:12:10,840 --> 01:12:12,296
I want everybody
outta here right now.

1615
01:12:12,408 --> 01:12:15,605
Hey. You should
join our club.

1616
01:12:16,979 --> 01:12:18,378
Did you hear
what I just said?

1617
01:12:18,481 --> 01:12:20,210
You and your friend.

1618
01:12:20,316 --> 01:12:22,079
Oomp!

1619
01:12:22,218 --> 01:12:23,207
Uhh!

1620
01:12:23,319 --> 01:12:25,184
You hear me now?!

1621
01:12:26,756 --> 01:12:28,883
No, I didn't quite
catch that, Lou.

1622
01:12:28,991 --> 01:12:30,015
Ooh!

1623
01:12:30,226 --> 01:12:31,022
Pfft!

1624
01:12:32,795 --> 01:12:33,693
Ohhh...

1625
01:12:35,297 --> 01:12:37,026
Still not gettin' it.

1626
01:12:38,267 --> 01:12:39,894
Aah! OK, OK, OK.
I got it.

1627
01:12:40,002 --> 01:12:42,391
I got it. I got it.
Shit, I lost it.

1628
01:12:42,505 --> 01:12:44,063
Ooh!

1629
01:12:44,240 --> 01:12:45,264
Back! All of you!

1630
01:12:46,375 --> 01:12:47,273
[Gun Cocks]

1631
01:12:47,376 --> 01:12:48,400
Everybody back.

1632
01:12:50,746 --> 01:12:52,509
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

1633
01:12:54,483 --> 01:12:56,678
Ha ha ha ha ha!

1634
01:12:56,786 --> 01:12:58,777
Aw, Lou...

1635
01:12:58,888 --> 01:13:00,844
Come on, man.

1636
01:13:00,956 --> 01:13:02,446
We really like
this place.

1637
01:13:03,926 --> 01:13:05,325
Ohh!

1638
01:13:05,428 --> 01:13:10,286
[Tyler Half Sobs,
Half Laughs Hysterically]

1639
01:13:10,399 --> 01:13:11,491
Ohhh...

1640
01:13:11,600 --> 01:13:14,558
- That's right, Lou, get it...
- Shut the fuck up!

1641
01:13:14,704 --> 01:13:16,399
Oh, yeah!

1642
01:13:16,505 --> 01:13:18,996
Yeah! Ha ha ha ha ha!

1643
01:13:19,108 --> 01:13:21,303
Ho ho ho ha ha ha!

1644
01:13:21,410 --> 01:13:22,638
Think that's
fuckin' funny?!

1645
01:13:22,778 --> 01:13:24,666
Ho ho, ho!
Ha ha ha ha!

1646
01:13:24,814 --> 01:13:27,738
Ha ha ha ha...
Ohh! Ho ho ho!

1647
01:13:32,421 --> 01:13:34,252
Fuckin' guys are loony,
I'm tellin' ya.

1648
01:13:36,525 --> 01:13:38,481
Unbelievable. Aah!

1649
01:13:41,263 --> 01:13:42,321
[Choking]

1650
01:13:42,431 --> 01:13:43,591
You don't know
where I've been, Lou.

1651
01:13:43,733 --> 01:13:45,360
- Oh, my God!
- Ha ha ha!

1652
01:13:45,468 --> 01:13:48,301
You don't know where
I've been! Ha ha!

1653
01:13:48,404 --> 01:13:50,668
Ha ha ha ha ha!

1654
01:13:50,773 --> 01:13:52,968
Lou! Please let us
keep it, Lou!

1655
01:13:53,075 --> 01:13:54,531
Please, Lou!

1656
01:13:54,610 --> 01:13:57,067
Fuckin' use the basement!
Christ!

1657
01:13:57,146 --> 01:14:00,001
I want your word, Lou!
I want your word!

1658
01:14:00,116 --> 01:14:02,004
On my mother's honor.

1659
01:14:03,819 --> 01:14:04,683
Uhh!

1660
01:14:06,455 --> 01:14:08,218
Lou!

1661
01:14:08,324 --> 01:14:09,916
Aaahhh!

1662
01:14:11,293 --> 01:14:12,317
Thanks, Lou.

1663
01:14:14,663 --> 01:14:16,324
You, too, big guy.

1664
01:14:20,836 --> 01:14:22,235
See you next week.

1665
01:14:38,521 --> 01:14:40,819
This week...
each one of you...

1666
01:14:40,923 --> 01:14:42,982
has a homework
assignment.

1667
01:14:43,092 --> 01:14:44,320
You're gonna go out.

1668
01:14:44,426 --> 01:14:46,792
You're gonna start a fight
with a total stranger.

1669
01:14:50,366 --> 01:14:51,765
You're gonna
start a fight.

1670
01:14:52,935 --> 01:14:54,334
And you're
gonna lose.

1671
01:14:57,439 --> 01:14:59,066
Excellent choice,
sir.

1672
01:15:01,110 --> 01:15:02,771
Hey! Watch out,
jackass!

1673
01:15:02,878 --> 01:15:03,936
Come on!

1674
01:15:04,046 --> 01:15:06,606
Narrator: Now, this is not
as easy as it sounds.

1675
01:15:08,617 --> 01:15:10,414
I'm thinkin'
you really... What?!

1676
01:15:10,519 --> 01:15:11,918
Son of a bitch!

1677
01:15:12,021 --> 01:15:14,876
Narrator: Most people...
normal people...

1678
01:15:14,990 --> 01:15:17,015
do just about anything
to avoid a fight.

1679
01:15:18,627 --> 01:15:20,857
Excuse me.
You sprayed me with your hose.

1680
01:15:20,963 --> 01:15:22,123
Like that?

1681
01:15:22,231 --> 01:15:23,562
That's not necessary.

1682
01:15:23,666 --> 01:15:25,497
Dave!
Go call 911!

1683
01:15:27,403 --> 01:15:28,199
Aaaahhh!

1684
01:15:30,239 --> 01:15:31,467
Stop it!

1685
01:15:31,574 --> 01:15:32,472
Stop it!

1686
01:15:35,144 --> 01:15:36,042
Sorry.

1687
01:15:36,145 --> 01:15:37,976
What did...
Come here!

1688
01:15:38,080 --> 01:15:40,207
Leave me alone!
You crazy?

1689
01:15:40,316 --> 01:15:41,248
Uhh!

1690
01:15:42,585 --> 01:15:43,643
Unhh! Uhh!

1691
01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:45,784
Bastard!

1692
01:15:51,594 --> 01:15:53,050
We need to talk.

1693
01:15:55,764 --> 01:15:56,662
OK.

1694
01:15:56,765 --> 01:15:57,663
[Door Closes]

1695
01:15:59,268 --> 01:16:00,496
Where to begin?

1696
01:16:00,603 --> 01:16:02,992
With your constant
absenteeism?

1697
01:16:03,105 --> 01:16:06,165
With your unpresentable
appearance?

1698
01:16:06,275 --> 01:16:07,606
You're up for review.

1699
01:16:07,710 --> 01:16:10,907
I am Jack's...
complete lack of surprise.

1700
01:16:11,013 --> 01:16:11,911
What?

1701
01:16:12,014 --> 01:16:12,946
Let's pretend.

1702
01:16:13,048 --> 01:16:14,845
You're the Department
of Transportation.

1703
01:16:14,950 --> 01:16:15,882
OK?

1704
01:16:15,985 --> 01:16:19,614
Someone informs you
that this company

1705
01:16:19,722 --> 01:16:21,678
installs front seat
mounting brackets

1706
01:16:21,790 --> 01:16:23,781
that never pass
collision tests...

1707
01:16:23,893 --> 01:16:27,283
brake linings that fail
after a thousand miles,

1708
01:16:27,396 --> 01:16:29,523
and fuel injectors
that explode

1709
01:16:29,632 --> 01:16:31,361
and burn people alive.

1710
01:16:32,701 --> 01:16:33,759
What then?

1711
01:16:33,869 --> 01:16:36,133
Are you threatening me?

1712
01:16:36,238 --> 01:16:37,170
No...

1713
01:16:37,273 --> 01:16:39,002
Get the fuck outta here.
You're fired.

1714
01:16:39,108 --> 01:16:40,769
I have a better solution.

1715
01:16:40,976 --> 01:16:44,332
You keep me on the payroll
as an outside consultant.

1716
01:16:44,480 --> 01:16:46,141
And in exchange
for my salary,

1717
01:16:46,248 --> 01:16:48,011
my job will be never
to tell people

1718
01:16:48,117 --> 01:16:50,312
these things
that I know.

1719
01:16:50,452 --> 01:16:52,374
I don't even have to come
into the office.

1720
01:16:52,488 --> 01:16:53,944
I can do this job
from home.

1721
01:16:55,758 --> 01:16:57,646
Who... Who the fuck
do you think you are,

1722
01:16:57,760 --> 01:17:00,456
you crazy little shit?

1723
01:17:04,667 --> 01:17:06,123
Security?

1724
01:17:06,201 --> 01:17:08,157
Narrator: I am
Jack's smirking revenge.

1725
01:17:08,270 --> 01:17:09,430
Ohh!

1726
01:17:14,276 --> 01:17:15,368
Ohh!

1727
01:17:15,477 --> 01:17:16,774
Ahh... ahh...

1728
01:17:16,979 --> 01:17:19,209
What the hell
are you doing?

1729
01:17:27,489 --> 01:17:29,684
Ohh... that hurt.

1730
01:17:32,027 --> 01:17:34,655
Why would you do that?

1731
01:17:34,763 --> 01:17:35,991
Oh, my God.

1732
01:17:36,098 --> 01:17:37,725
No! Please stop!

1733
01:17:37,833 --> 01:17:40,393
[Making
Strangulation Sounds]

1734
01:17:40,502 --> 01:17:42,868
Uhh! Uh... uhh!

1735
01:17:48,010 --> 01:17:49,136
What are you doing?

1736
01:17:50,312 --> 01:17:52,337
Oh, God, no! Please! No!

1737
01:17:52,514 --> 01:17:55,074
Narrator: For some reason,
I thought of my first fight

1738
01:17:55,184 --> 01:17:56,515
with Tyler.

1739
01:17:56,618 --> 01:17:57,516
No!

1740
01:18:22,678 --> 01:18:24,873
Under and behind
and inside,

1741
01:18:24,980 --> 01:18:27,141
everything this man
took for granted...

1742
01:18:27,249 --> 01:18:29,581
something horrible
had been growing.

1743
01:18:30,819 --> 01:18:31,877
Now, look.

1744
01:18:31,987 --> 01:18:34,285
Give me the paychecks
like I asked,

1745
01:18:34,390 --> 01:18:36,688
and you won't
ever see me again.

1746
01:18:36,792 --> 01:18:40,216
And right then, at our most
excellent moment together...

1747
01:18:42,598 --> 01:18:44,691
Oh... thank God.

1748
01:18:44,800 --> 01:18:46,631
Please don't hit me
again. Please...

1749
01:18:46,735 --> 01:18:48,862
Telephone, computer,
fax machine,

1750
01:18:49,038 --> 01:18:53,168
52 weekly paychecks, and
48 airline flight coupons.

1751
01:18:53,275 --> 01:18:55,641
We now had
corporate sponsorship.

1752
01:18:55,744 --> 01:18:57,939
This is how Tyler and I were
able to have Fight Club

1753
01:18:58,047 --> 01:18:59,503
every night of the week.

1754
01:18:59,581 --> 01:19:02,141
[Crowd Cheering]

1755
01:19:02,251 --> 01:19:04,708
Now nobody was the center
of Fight Club

1756
01:19:04,820 --> 01:19:06,776
except the 2 men fighting.

1757
01:19:06,889 --> 01:19:10,848
The leader walked through the crowd,
out in the darkness.

1758
01:19:12,161 --> 01:19:14,994
Tyler was now involved
in a class-action lawsuit

1759
01:19:15,097 --> 01:19:17,588
with the Pressman Hotel over
the urine content of their soup.

1760
01:19:24,206 --> 01:19:26,436
I am Jack's wasted life.

1761
01:19:31,046 --> 01:19:34,038
Yeah! Yeah! Ha ha!
Yeah!

1762
01:19:34,216 --> 01:19:35,513
There you are, sir.

1763
01:19:38,887 --> 01:19:41,447
Tyler dreamed up
new homework assignments.

1764
01:19:41,590 --> 01:19:44,150
He handed them out
in sealed envelopes.

1765
01:20:23,332 --> 01:20:24,890
Did you know
there's a Fight Club

1766
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:25,898
up in Delaware City?

1767
01:20:26,001 --> 01:20:26,899
Yeah, I heard.

1768
01:20:27,002 --> 01:20:27,991
[Car Alarm]

1769
01:20:28,137 --> 01:20:30,697
There's one
in Penn's Grove, too.

1770
01:20:30,806 --> 01:20:33,001
Bob even found one
up in Newcastle.

1771
01:20:33,142 --> 01:20:35,007
Yeah. Did you start
that one?

1772
01:20:35,144 --> 01:20:36,509
No. I thought you did.

1773
01:20:36,645 --> 01:20:37,839
Nah.

1774
01:20:37,946 --> 01:20:38,844
Pff!

1775
01:20:40,482 --> 01:20:41,938
[Car Alarm]

1776
01:21:27,829 --> 01:21:29,160
Stop for a second.

1777
01:21:29,264 --> 01:21:30,663
Hey, what are we doing?

1778
01:21:30,766 --> 01:21:31,664
Turn around.

1779
01:21:31,767 --> 01:21:33,166
What are we doing?

1780
01:21:33,268 --> 01:21:34,166
Homework assignment.

1781
01:21:34,269 --> 01:21:35,497
What kind of
homework assignment?

1782
01:21:35,704 --> 01:21:36,830
Human sacrifice.

1783
01:21:36,939 --> 01:21:37,997
Hey, is that a gun?

1784
01:21:38,207 --> 01:21:39,504
Please. Please tell me
that's not a gun.

1785
01:21:39,708 --> 01:21:40,504
It's a gun.

1786
01:21:40,709 --> 01:21:41,505
What are you doing?

1787
01:21:41,710 --> 01:21:42,506
Meet me in the back.

1788
01:21:42,711 --> 01:21:44,008
Hey, don't fuck around.

1789
01:21:44,213 --> 01:21:45,305
Meet me in the back.

1790
01:21:45,414 --> 01:21:47,507
Narrator: On a long enough
time line,

1791
01:21:47,716 --> 01:21:49,946
the survival rate
for everyone drops to zero.

1792
01:21:51,220 --> 01:21:53,051
What are you doing?
Come on.

1793
01:21:53,188 --> 01:21:54,485
Hands behind your back.

1794
01:21:54,590 --> 01:21:55,488
God.

1795
01:21:55,591 --> 01:21:56,649
Give me your wallet.

1796
01:21:57,960 --> 01:21:59,257
Raymond K. Hessel,

1797
01:21:59,361 --> 01:22:02,319
1320 Southeast Banning,
apartment A.

1798
01:22:02,431 --> 01:22:03,728
Small, cramped basement
apartment, Raymond?

1799
01:22:03,832 --> 01:22:04,821
How did you know?

1800
01:22:04,933 --> 01:22:06,525
Because they give
shitty basement apartments

1801
01:22:06,735 --> 01:22:08,532
letters instead of numbers.

1802
01:22:08,737 --> 01:22:10,034
Raymond...

1803
01:22:10,239 --> 01:22:11,536
you're going to die.

1804
01:22:11,740 --> 01:22:13,105
[Crying]
Oh, my God, no...

1805
01:22:13,242 --> 01:22:14,334
Is that your mom and dad?

1806
01:22:14,443 --> 01:22:15,899
Mom and dad are going
to have to call up

1807
01:22:16,011 --> 01:22:16,966
kindly Dr. So-And-So

1808
01:22:17,079 --> 01:22:18,444
to pick up
your dental records.

1809
01:22:18,547 --> 01:22:19,707
You want to know why?

1810
01:22:19,815 --> 01:22:21,510
Because there's going to be
nothing left of your face.

1811
01:22:21,617 --> 01:22:23,346
- Aw, come on.
- [Crying]

1812
01:22:23,452 --> 01:22:25,841
An expired community college
student I.D.

1813
01:22:25,954 --> 01:22:27,353
What'd you study, Raymond?

1814
01:22:27,456 --> 01:22:28,980
S-S-S-Stuff.

1815
01:22:29,091 --> 01:22:30,456
Stuff?

1816
01:22:30,559 --> 01:22:32,652
Were the midterms hard?

1817
01:22:32,761 --> 01:22:33,693
[Whimpering]

1818
01:22:33,795 --> 01:22:35,126
I asked you
what you studied.

1819
01:22:35,264 --> 01:22:36,322
Biology, mostly.

1820
01:22:36,431 --> 01:22:37,523
Why?

1821
01:22:37,633 --> 01:22:39,498
I... I don't know.

1822
01:22:39,601 --> 01:22:42,957
What did you want to be,
Raymond K. Hessel?

1823
01:22:43,071 --> 01:22:44,368
[Click]

1824
01:22:44,473 --> 01:22:46,566
The question, Raymond,

1825
01:22:46,775 --> 01:22:50,108
was what did you
want to be?

1826
01:22:50,245 --> 01:22:52,042
Answer him,
Raymond! Jesus!

1827
01:22:52,147 --> 01:22:53,512
Veterinarian!
Veterinarian!

1828
01:22:53,615 --> 01:22:54,639
Animals.

1829
01:22:54,750 --> 01:22:56,638
Yeah, animal s-s-s...

1830
01:22:56,752 --> 01:22:57,741
Stuff.
Yeah, I got that.

1831
01:22:57,853 --> 01:22:58,877
That means you have to
get more schooling.

1832
01:22:59,021 --> 01:23:00,386
Too much school.

1833
01:23:00,522 --> 01:23:01,819
Would you rather be dead?

1834
01:23:02,024 --> 01:23:02,820
No...

1835
01:23:03,025 --> 01:23:04,117
Would you
rather die, here,

1836
01:23:04,226 --> 01:23:05,625
on your knees,

1837
01:23:05,727 --> 01:23:07,490
in the back
of a convenience store?

1838
01:23:07,596 --> 01:23:09,120
[Whimpering]
No... No, please...

1839
01:23:09,231 --> 01:23:10,459
no...

1840
01:23:10,565 --> 01:23:12,226
[Releases Hammer]

1841
01:23:13,769 --> 01:23:15,293
I'm keeping your license.

1842
01:23:16,638 --> 01:23:18,128
Gonna check in on you.

1843
01:23:18,240 --> 01:23:20,128
I know where you live.

1844
01:23:20,242 --> 01:23:23,131
If you're not on your way
to becoming a veterinarian

1845
01:23:23,245 --> 01:23:24,837
in 6 weeks,
you will be dead.

1846
01:23:25,047 --> 01:23:26,639
[Whimpering]

1847
01:23:26,748 --> 01:23:28,545
Now run on home.

1848
01:23:33,355 --> 01:23:35,619
Run, Forrest, run!

1849
01:23:37,292 --> 01:23:38,623
I feel ill.

1850
01:23:40,562 --> 01:23:41,893
Imagine how he feels.

1851
01:23:42,064 --> 01:23:43,895
Come on,
this isn't funny!

1852
01:23:44,066 --> 01:23:45,397
That wasn't funny.

1853
01:23:45,567 --> 01:23:47,489
What the fuck
was the point of that?

1854
01:23:47,602 --> 01:23:49,001
Tomorrow will be
the most beautiful day

1855
01:23:49,104 --> 01:23:50,503
of Raymond K. Hessel's life.

1856
01:23:50,605 --> 01:23:52,004
His breakfast
will taste better

1857
01:23:52,107 --> 01:23:54,962
than any meal you and I
have ever tasted.

1858
01:23:56,578 --> 01:23:59,103
Narrator: You had to
give it to him.

1859
01:23:59,214 --> 01:24:00,511
Come on.

1860
01:24:00,649 --> 01:24:01,547
He had a plan.

1861
01:24:01,650 --> 01:24:03,538
And it started
to make sense

1862
01:24:03,652 --> 01:24:04,983
in a Tyler sort of way.

1863
01:24:05,187 --> 01:24:06,051
No fear.

1864
01:24:06,154 --> 01:24:08,042
No distractions.

1865
01:24:08,156 --> 01:24:11,489
The ability to let
that which does not matter

1866
01:24:11,593 --> 01:24:13,515
truly slide.

1867
01:24:25,707 --> 01:24:27,299
You're not your job.

1868
01:24:29,611 --> 01:24:32,808
You're not how much money
you have in the bank.

1869
01:24:34,616 --> 01:24:37,312
You're not
the car you drive.

1870
01:24:37,419 --> 01:24:39,979
You're not the contents
of your wallet.

1871
01:24:41,490 --> 01:24:43,481
You're not
your fuckin' khakis.

1872
01:24:45,727 --> 01:24:49,117
You're the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

1873
01:24:58,206 --> 01:25:01,095
I'll be out of your way
in a sec.

1874
01:25:01,209 --> 01:25:02,665
You don't have to go.

1875
01:25:04,780 --> 01:25:05,838
Whatever.

1876
01:25:06,948 --> 01:25:09,837
No, I mean, uh...

1877
01:25:09,951 --> 01:25:11,145
It's OK.

1878
01:25:20,662 --> 01:25:23,460
Are you still going
to groups?

1879
01:25:23,598 --> 01:25:24,622
Yeah.

1880
01:25:26,835 --> 01:25:28,632
Chloe's dead.

1881
01:25:28,737 --> 01:25:31,399
Ah, Chloe.

1882
01:25:31,506 --> 01:25:33,633
When did that happen?

1883
01:25:33,775 --> 01:25:36,107
Do you care?

1884
01:25:36,244 --> 01:25:37,472
I don't know.

1885
01:25:37,679 --> 01:25:39,738
I haven't thought
about it in a while.

1886
01:25:39,848 --> 01:25:42,078
Yeah, well...

1887
01:25:42,184 --> 01:25:45,278
I think it was
a smart move on her part.

1888
01:25:46,455 --> 01:25:47,752
Hey, listen, uh...

1889
01:25:47,856 --> 01:25:51,485
what are you getting
out of all this?

1890
01:25:51,693 --> 01:25:52,717
What?

1891
01:25:53,995 --> 01:25:55,394
I mean, all this.

1892
01:25:55,497 --> 01:25:56,896
Why do you keep...

1893
01:25:56,998 --> 01:25:59,455
Is this
making you happy?

1894
01:26:01,203 --> 01:26:03,125
Yeah, well, sometimes.

1895
01:26:04,706 --> 01:26:07,004
I don't know.
I don't understand.

1896
01:26:07,209 --> 01:26:09,006
Why does
a weaker person

1897
01:26:09,211 --> 01:26:11,509
need to latch on to
a strong person?

1898
01:26:11,713 --> 01:26:12,839
What is that?

1899
01:26:12,948 --> 01:26:15,041
Well, what do you
get out of it?

1900
01:26:17,018 --> 01:26:18,906
No... It's... It's not
the same thing at all.

1901
01:26:19,020 --> 01:26:20,851
I mean, we're... It's
totally different with us.

1902
01:26:20,956 --> 01:26:22,014
We're... We're...

1903
01:26:22,224 --> 01:26:23,156
Us?

1904
01:26:23,258 --> 01:26:25,021
What do you mean by "us"?

1905
01:26:25,160 --> 01:26:26,821
I'm sorry,
do you hear this?

1906
01:26:26,928 --> 01:26:27,917
Hear what?

1907
01:26:28,029 --> 01:26:29,951
You're not hearing
all that noise?

1908
01:26:30,065 --> 01:26:30,963
Just... Hold on a second.

1909
01:26:31,066 --> 01:26:32,192
No, wait.
What were you saying?

1910
01:26:32,300 --> 01:26:33,927
Don't change the subject.
I want to talk about this.

1911
01:26:34,035 --> 01:26:35,696
You're not talking
about me, are you?

1912
01:26:35,837 --> 01:26:37,600
No. What?

1913
01:26:37,706 --> 01:26:39,469
That day you came over
to my place to play doctor...

1914
01:26:39,574 --> 01:26:41,132
what was going on there?

1915
01:26:41,243 --> 01:26:42,175
What <i>are</i> you
talking about?

1916
01:26:42,310 --> 01:26:43,675
Nothing. Nothing.

1917
01:26:43,812 --> 01:26:44,801
I don't think so.

1918
01:26:44,913 --> 01:26:46,141
Come on,
what do you want?

1919
01:26:46,248 --> 01:26:47,476
- Look at me.
- No. What?

1920
01:26:47,582 --> 01:26:49,311
Look at me.

1921
01:26:49,417 --> 01:26:50,816
What is that?

1922
01:26:50,919 --> 01:26:52,477
It's nothing.
Don't worry about it.

1923
01:26:52,587 --> 01:26:53,485
Oh, my God.

1924
01:26:53,588 --> 01:26:54,577
Who did this?

1925
01:26:54,756 --> 01:26:55,586
A person.

1926
01:26:55,757 --> 01:26:56,655
Guy or girl?

1927
01:26:56,758 --> 01:26:58,714
What do you care
if it's a guy or a girl?

1928
01:26:58,860 --> 01:26:59,849
What do you care
if I ask?

1929
01:26:59,961 --> 01:27:01,087
This is none of your
business. Leave me alone.

1930
01:27:01,263 --> 01:27:02,093
You're afraid to say it.

1931
01:27:02,264 --> 01:27:03,094
I am not afraid to say.
Let me go.

1932
01:27:03,265 --> 01:27:04,220
No! Talk to me.

1933
01:27:04,366 --> 01:27:05,492
- No!
- Let go of me. Leave me alone.

1934
01:27:05,600 --> 01:27:07,056
This conversation...

1935
01:27:07,202 --> 01:27:08,260
This conversation...

1936
01:27:08,370 --> 01:27:10,133
is over.

1937
01:27:10,272 --> 01:27:11,637
is over.

1938
01:27:12,841 --> 01:27:15,173
I just can't win
with you, can I?

1939
01:27:23,018 --> 01:27:25,907
Hey, this is getting
a little old.

1940
01:27:26,021 --> 01:27:27,477
[Doorbell]

1941
01:27:27,556 --> 01:27:29,717
What is... What is all this?

1942
01:27:29,824 --> 01:27:31,223
What do you think?

1943
01:27:32,727 --> 01:27:35,719
Hey, why do we need
bunk beds?

1944
01:27:35,830 --> 01:27:36,728
Hey.

1945
01:27:43,872 --> 01:27:45,396
Too young.

1946
01:27:45,507 --> 01:27:47,031
Sorry.

1947
01:27:47,242 --> 01:27:49,335
What's all that?

1948
01:27:49,444 --> 01:27:51,935
If the applicant is young,
tell him he's too young.

1949
01:27:52,047 --> 01:27:53,503
Old, too old.
Fat, too fat.

1950
01:27:53,582 --> 01:27:54,514
Applicant?

1951
01:27:54,616 --> 01:27:56,447
If the applicant
then waits for 3 days

1952
01:27:56,551 --> 01:27:58,439
without food, shelter
or encouragement,

1953
01:27:58,553 --> 01:28:00,942
he may then enter
and begin his training.

1954
01:28:01,056 --> 01:28:02,580
Training for what?

1955
01:28:07,829 --> 01:28:09,660
You think
this is a game?

1956
01:28:09,831 --> 01:28:11,662
You're too young
to train here.

1957
01:28:11,833 --> 01:28:13,664
End of story.
Quit wasting our time.

1958
01:28:13,835 --> 01:28:15,166
Get the fuck
out of here.

1959
01:28:19,841 --> 01:28:21,172
Bad news, friend.

1960
01:28:22,377 --> 01:28:24,265
It's not gonna happen.

1961
01:28:24,379 --> 01:28:27,268
I'm sorry if there was
a misunderstanding.

1962
01:28:27,382 --> 01:28:29,304
It's not the end
of the world.

1963
01:28:29,417 --> 01:28:30,816
Just go away.

1964
01:28:31,987 --> 01:28:33,784
Go.

1965
01:28:33,922 --> 01:28:35,446
You're trespassing,

1966
01:28:35,557 --> 01:28:37,445
and I will have to
call the police.

1967
01:28:40,962 --> 01:28:42,725
Don't you look at me.

1968
01:28:42,864 --> 01:28:44,559
Do you think you're
ever getting in this house?

1969
01:28:44,666 --> 01:28:46,065
You're never getting in
this fucking house.

1970
01:28:46,167 --> 01:28:47,964
Never. Now get the fuck
off the porch.

1971
01:28:48,069 --> 01:28:49,525
Get off the porch!

1972
01:28:49,604 --> 01:28:51,003
Narrator: Sooner or later,

1973
01:28:51,106 --> 01:28:53,131
we all became what Tyler
wanted us to be.

1974
01:28:53,241 --> 01:28:56,005
I'm gonna go inside and
I'm gonna get a shovel.

1975
01:29:03,084 --> 01:29:04,483
You got 2 black shirts?

1976
01:29:04,586 --> 01:29:05,484
Sir.

1977
01:29:05,587 --> 01:29:06,986
2 pair of black pants?

1978
01:29:07,088 --> 01:29:07,986
Yes, sir.

1979
01:29:08,089 --> 01:29:08,987
One pair of black boots?

1980
01:29:09,090 --> 01:29:09,988
Sir.

1981
01:29:10,091 --> 01:29:10,989
2 pair of black socks?

1982
01:29:11,092 --> 01:29:11,990
Sir.

1983
01:29:12,093 --> 01:29:12,991
One black jacket?

1984
01:29:13,094 --> 01:29:13,992
Sir.

1985
01:29:14,095 --> 01:29:15,187
$300 personal burial money?

1986
01:29:15,397 --> 01:29:16,329
Yes, sir.

1987
01:29:18,199 --> 01:29:19,791
All right.

1988
01:29:28,510 --> 01:29:29,966
[Snickers]

1989
01:29:30,045 --> 01:29:33,173
You're too old,
fat man.

1990
01:29:33,281 --> 01:29:34,805
Your tits
are too big.

1991
01:29:34,916 --> 01:29:37,305
Get the fuck
off my porch.

1992
01:29:43,925 --> 01:29:46,314
Bob. Bob.

1993
01:30:01,509 --> 01:30:02,908
Like a monkey

1994
01:30:03,011 --> 01:30:05,036
ready to be shot
into space.

1995
01:30:05,146 --> 01:30:06,636
Space monkey.

1996
01:30:06,748 --> 01:30:10,912
Ready to sacrifice himself
for the greater good.

1997
01:30:15,957 --> 01:30:19,745
You are too
fucking old, fatty!

1998
01:30:19,961 --> 01:30:21,485
And you.

1999
01:30:21,596 --> 01:30:23,154
You're too fucking...

2000
01:30:23,264 --> 01:30:24,526
blond!

2001
01:30:24,632 --> 01:30:27,055
Get out of here,
the both of you!

2002
01:30:27,202 --> 01:30:27,930
[Door Slams]

2003
01:30:28,036 --> 01:30:29,435
Narrator: And so it went.

2004
01:30:29,537 --> 01:30:31,425
Tyler:
Listen up, maggots.

2005
01:30:31,539 --> 01:30:33,996
You are not special.

2006
01:30:34,075 --> 01:30:37,408
You are not
a beautiful or unique snowflake.

2007
01:30:37,512 --> 01:30:39,901
You are the same
decaying organic matter

2008
01:30:40,014 --> 01:30:41,606
as everything else.

2009
01:30:41,716 --> 01:30:44,014
Narrator: Tyler
built himself an army.

2010
01:30:44,119 --> 01:30:48,010
Tyler: We are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

2011
01:30:48,123 --> 01:30:51,718
We are all part of
the same compost heap.

2012
01:30:53,495 --> 01:30:56,794
Narrator: Why was Tyler Durden
building an army?

2013
01:30:56,931 --> 01:30:58,523
To what purpose?

2014
01:30:58,633 --> 01:31:00,362
For what greater good?

2015
01:31:03,838 --> 01:31:05,601
In Tyler we trusted.

2016
01:31:09,511 --> 01:31:15,234
No, when he was like, "You are
not your job," I was like...

2017
01:31:15,350 --> 01:31:16,806
Yeah!

2018
01:31:18,553 --> 01:31:20,180
Hey, what's all this?

2019
01:31:20,288 --> 01:31:21,653
[Laughing]

2020
01:31:23,158 --> 01:31:24,887
OK!

2021
01:31:25,026 --> 01:31:26,982
Go on in
and celebrate.

2022
01:31:27,095 --> 01:31:28,494
What are we celebrating?

2023
01:31:28,596 --> 01:31:29,528
Go on.

2024
01:31:31,699 --> 01:31:33,997
[TV Playing]

2025
01:31:34,102 --> 01:31:35,000
Hey.

2026
01:31:35,103 --> 01:31:36,502
Let me get that
for you.

2027
01:31:37,605 --> 01:31:39,561
[Belches]

2028
01:31:47,749 --> 01:31:50,138
Investigators are
on the scene right now.

2029
01:31:50,251 --> 01:31:52,515
Hold on. Police Commissioner
Jacobs has just arrived.

2030
01:31:52,654 --> 01:31:55,578
Commissioner, Commissioner,
could you please tell us

2031
01:31:55,690 --> 01:31:57,282
what you think
has happened here?

2032
01:31:57,392 --> 01:31:58,791
We believe
this is one of many

2033
01:31:58,893 --> 01:32:01,020
recent acts of vandalism
around the city

2034
01:32:01,129 --> 01:32:04,053
somehow related to
underground boxing clubs.

2035
01:32:04,165 --> 01:32:08,261
We'll be coordinating
a rigorous investigation.

2036
01:32:08,369 --> 01:32:10,758
That was Police Commissioner
Jacobs, who just arrived

2037
01:32:10,872 --> 01:32:12,703
on the scene here
of a 4-alarm fire

2038
01:32:12,807 --> 01:32:14,434
that broke out
about an hour ago.

2039
01:32:14,542 --> 01:32:15,497
She's hot.

2040
01:32:15,610 --> 01:32:17,066
Live from the Parker
Morris Building,

2041
01:32:17,178 --> 01:32:18,975
Lauren Sanchez.
Back to you in the studio.

2042
01:32:19,080 --> 01:32:20,672
- [Laughter]
- Yeah!

2043
01:32:20,782 --> 01:32:22,306
- Ha ha ha ha!
- Yeah.

2044
01:32:22,417 --> 01:32:23,975
Holy shit.

2045
01:32:24,152 --> 01:32:24,982
Yeah!

2046
01:32:25,086 --> 01:32:28,613
[News Anchor
Narrating Footage]

2047
01:32:28,723 --> 01:32:29,815
- Yeah!
- Ha ha ha!

2048
01:32:29,924 --> 01:32:31,152
Hoo hoo hoo!

2049
01:32:31,259 --> 01:32:32,817
What the fuck
did you guys do?

2050
01:32:32,927 --> 01:32:34,258
News Anchor:
...how the blaze started,

2051
01:32:34,362 --> 01:32:37,024
but arson investigators
are on the premises...

2052
01:32:37,165 --> 01:32:40,430
[Laughing]

2053
01:32:42,237 --> 01:32:45,126
Sir, the first rule
of Project Mayhem

2054
01:32:45,240 --> 01:32:47,606
is you do not
ask questions, sir.

2055
01:32:53,047 --> 01:32:55,504
The victory
in the war against crime

2056
01:32:55,617 --> 01:32:57,608
will not come overnight.

2057
01:32:57,719 --> 01:32:59,812
It will take dedication
and commitment,

2058
01:32:59,921 --> 01:33:02,310
and most of all,
cooperation.

2059
01:33:02,423 --> 01:33:03,913
The streets are safer now.

2060
01:33:04,125 --> 01:33:06,252
There is hope
in the inner city.

2061
01:33:06,361 --> 01:33:08,352
However, this is only
the beginning.

2062
01:33:08,463 --> 01:33:09,395
I gotta take a piss.

2063
01:33:09,497 --> 01:33:11,886
These are the first steps

2064
01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:13,524
in a long journey.

2065
01:33:13,635 --> 01:33:15,899
That is why we have
created Project Hope...

2066
01:33:16,004 --> 01:33:17,096
Bob.

2067
01:33:17,205 --> 01:33:20,094
"Helping others with
prevention and enforcement."

2068
01:33:20,241 --> 01:33:22,937
Project Hope will be
a joint effort

2069
01:33:23,144 --> 01:33:25,704
between the police
and community leaders.

2070
01:33:25,813 --> 01:33:28,407
It will be
a powerful new weapon

2071
01:33:28,516 --> 01:33:30,279
in the war against crime.

2072
01:33:30,385 --> 01:33:32,273
[Applause]

2073
01:34:00,148 --> 01:34:01,206
[Strangled Scream]

2074
01:34:05,787 --> 01:34:07,846
Haahhhh!

2075
01:34:15,530 --> 01:34:18,158
Wrap it around the top of
his hacky sack, Bob.

2076
01:34:18,299 --> 01:34:19,630
Yeah. His balls
are ice cold.

2077
01:34:21,035 --> 01:34:22,434
Hi.

2078
01:34:22,537 --> 01:34:24,994
You're gonna call off
your rigorous investigation.

2079
01:34:25,139 --> 01:34:26,094
You're gonna publicly state

2080
01:34:26,207 --> 01:34:28,971
that there is no
underground group, or...

2081
01:34:29,077 --> 01:34:30,806
these guys are gonna
take your balls.

2082
01:34:30,912 --> 01:34:33,005
They're gonna send one
to <i>the New York Times,</i>

2083
01:34:33,147 --> 01:34:36,002
one to the <i>L.A. Times</i>
press release style.

2084
01:34:36,117 --> 01:34:37,345
Look...

2085
01:34:37,452 --> 01:34:38,851
the people you are after

2086
01:34:38,953 --> 01:34:40,841
are the people
you depend on.

2087
01:34:40,955 --> 01:34:42,980
We cook your meals.
We haul your trash.

2088
01:34:43,091 --> 01:34:44,183
We connect your calls.

2089
01:34:44,325 --> 01:34:45,781
We drive your ambulances.

2090
01:34:45,893 --> 01:34:49,226
We guard you
while you sleep.

2091
01:34:52,266 --> 01:34:55,099
Do not fuck with us.

2092
01:34:59,907 --> 01:35:01,898
[Muffled Screaming]

2093
01:35:03,811 --> 01:35:04,743
Fooled ya.

2094
01:35:09,717 --> 01:35:13,813
[Rumbling]

2095
01:35:18,092 --> 01:35:20,287
[Dialogue Drowned Out
By Noise]

2096
01:35:20,395 --> 01:35:22,226
Bob, you're on this one.

2097
01:35:22,363 --> 01:35:24,661
Let's go.

2098
01:35:24,766 --> 01:35:28,930
Narrator: I am Jack's
inflamed sense of rejection.

2099
01:35:29,037 --> 01:35:29,935
Hey!

2100
01:35:44,285 --> 01:35:45,513
[Shouting]

2101
01:35:45,620 --> 01:35:46,848
Yeah!

2102
01:35:46,954 --> 01:35:48,285
[Shouting]

2103
01:36:19,654 --> 01:36:22,418
Narrator: I felt like putting
a bullet between the eyes

2104
01:36:22,523 --> 01:36:25,151
of every panda that wouldn't
screw to save its species.

2105
01:36:27,628 --> 01:36:30,085
I wanted to open
the dump valves

2106
01:36:30,164 --> 01:36:32,530
on oil tankers and smother
all those French beaches

2107
01:36:32,633 --> 01:36:34,191
I'd never see.

2108
01:36:37,538 --> 01:36:40,871
I wanted to breathe smoke.

2109
01:36:57,125 --> 01:37:00,788
Where'd you go,
psycho boy?

2110
01:37:00,895 --> 01:37:03,853
I felt like destroying
something beautiful.

2111
01:37:06,267 --> 01:37:07,598
[Gagging]

2112
01:37:07,702 --> 01:37:09,932
Get him to
a fuckin' hospital.

2113
01:37:10,037 --> 01:37:10,935
Yeah.

2114
01:37:22,216 --> 01:37:23,911
Don't worry, Mr. Durden.

2115
01:37:24,018 --> 01:37:25,713
Airport parking,
long term.

2116
01:37:26,888 --> 01:37:28,685
After you, Mr. Durden.

2117
01:37:30,057 --> 01:37:31,752
After you.

2118
01:37:50,211 --> 01:37:51,610
Something on your mind,
dear?

2119
01:37:51,712 --> 01:37:52,770
No.

2120
01:37:52,880 --> 01:37:53,972
All right, yeah.

2121
01:37:54,081 --> 01:37:56,106
Why wasn't I told
about Project Mayhem?

2122
01:37:56,217 --> 01:37:57,445
[Together]
First rule of Project Mayhem

2123
01:37:57,552 --> 01:37:59,349
is you do not ask questions.

2124
01:37:59,487 --> 01:38:00,351
What are you talking about?

2125
01:38:00,454 --> 01:38:01,648
Why didn't you include me
in the beginning?

2126
01:38:01,756 --> 01:38:03,246
Fight Club
was the beginning.

2127
01:38:03,357 --> 01:38:04,949
Now it's moved
out of the basement,

2128
01:38:05,059 --> 01:38:06,458
it's called
Project Mayhem.

2129
01:38:06,561 --> 01:38:08,017
You and I started
Fight Club together.

2130
01:38:08,095 --> 01:38:09,357
Do you remember that?

2131
01:38:09,463 --> 01:38:11,385
It's as much mine
as it is yours, you know.

2132
01:38:11,499 --> 01:38:12,693
Is this about
you and me?

2133
01:38:12,833 --> 01:38:14,494
Yeah. I thought we were
doing this together.

2134
01:38:14,602 --> 01:38:15,728
You're missing the point.

2135
01:38:15,870 --> 01:38:17,929
This does not
belong to us.

2136
01:38:18,039 --> 01:38:19,233
We are not special.

2137
01:38:19,340 --> 01:38:20,534
Fuck that.
You should've told me.

2138
01:38:22,677 --> 01:38:23,735
Hey, Tyler!

2139
01:38:23,844 --> 01:38:25,141
[Horn Honking]

2140
01:38:26,480 --> 01:38:28,243
Goddamn it, Tyler!

2141
01:38:28,382 --> 01:38:29,974
What do you want?!
Statement of purpose?

2142
01:38:30,084 --> 01:38:31,073
Should I e-mail you?

2143
01:38:31,285 --> 01:38:32,684
Should I put this
on your action item list?

2144
01:38:32,787 --> 01:38:34,243
You decide your own
level of involvement!

2145
01:38:34,388 --> 01:38:37,016
I will! I want to know
certain things first.

2146
01:38:37,124 --> 01:38:38,716
The first rule
of Project Mayhem...

2147
01:38:38,893 --> 01:38:39,723
Shut up!

2148
01:38:39,860 --> 01:38:41,919
I want to know
what you're thinking.

2149
01:38:42,029 --> 01:38:42,961
Fuck what you know.

2150
01:38:43,064 --> 01:38:44,258
You need to forget
about what you know.

2151
01:38:44,365 --> 01:38:45,263
That's your problem.

2152
01:38:45,399 --> 01:38:46,593
Forget about what
you think you know

2153
01:38:46,734 --> 01:38:48,463
about life,
about friendship,

2154
01:38:48,569 --> 01:38:50,901
and especially
about you and me.

2155
01:38:51,005 --> 01:38:51,937
What?

2156
01:38:52,039 --> 01:38:54,269
What is that supposed
to mean? What...

2157
01:38:57,645 --> 01:38:58,543
What are you doing?

2158
01:39:00,781 --> 01:39:03,443
Guys, what do you wish
you'd done before you die?

2159
01:39:03,551 --> 01:39:04,540
Paint a self-portrait.

2160
01:39:04,652 --> 01:39:05,550
Build a house.

2161
01:39:05,653 --> 01:39:07,109
And you?

2162
01:39:07,188 --> 01:39:09,713
I don't know.
Get in the right lane.

2163
01:39:09,824 --> 01:39:11,382
I have to know the answer
to this question.

2164
01:39:11,492 --> 01:39:12,516
If you were to die
right now,

2165
01:39:12,627 --> 01:39:14,515
how would you feel
about your life?

2166
01:39:14,629 --> 01:39:15,618
I don't know!

2167
01:39:15,830 --> 01:39:16,888
I wouldn't feel anything
good about my life.

2168
01:39:16,998 --> 01:39:18,260
Is that what you want
to hear me say? Fine.

2169
01:39:18,399 --> 01:39:19,923
- Come on!
- Not good enough.

2170
01:39:20,034 --> 01:39:21,797
- [Honking]
- Stop fucking around!

2171
01:39:21,936 --> 01:39:23,130
Tyler!

2172
01:39:23,271 --> 01:39:25,227
[Honking]

2173
01:39:25,339 --> 01:39:27,364
Jesus Christ!

2174
01:39:27,475 --> 01:39:28,567
Goddamn it!

2175
01:39:28,676 --> 01:39:30,200
Goddamn it!
Fuck you!

2176
01:39:30,344 --> 01:39:31,641
Fuck Fight Club.

2177
01:39:31,779 --> 01:39:34,373
Fuck Marla.
I'm sick of all your shit.

2178
01:39:34,482 --> 01:39:36,404
OK.

2179
01:39:36,517 --> 01:39:38,144
OK.

2180
01:39:38,286 --> 01:39:39,776
Quit screwing around.
Take the wheel.

2181
01:39:39,887 --> 01:39:40,785
Look at you.

2182
01:39:40,888 --> 01:39:41,786
Take the wheel!

2183
01:39:41,889 --> 01:39:43,618
Look at you!
You're fuckin' pathetic!

2184
01:39:43,724 --> 01:39:45,248
Why? Why?
What are you talking about?

2185
01:39:45,359 --> 01:39:48,783
Why do you think
I blew up your condo?

2186
01:39:49,930 --> 01:39:50,988
What?

2187
01:39:51,098 --> 01:39:53,089
Hitting bottom
isn't a weekend retreat.

2188
01:39:53,200 --> 01:39:54,997
It's not
a goddamn seminar.

2189
01:39:55,102 --> 01:39:56,990
Stop trying
to control everything

2190
01:39:57,104 --> 01:39:58,662
and just let go.

2191
01:40:00,541 --> 01:40:02,406
Let go!

2192
01:40:02,510 --> 01:40:04,205
All right. Fine.

2193
01:40:05,446 --> 01:40:07,311
Fine.

2194
01:41:05,239 --> 01:41:08,538
Narrator: I'd never been
in a car accident.

2195
01:41:08,642 --> 01:41:11,531
This must have been what
all those people felt like

2196
01:41:11,645 --> 01:41:15,536
before I filed them
as statistics in my reports.

2197
01:41:15,649 --> 01:41:16,911
Goddamn.

2198
01:41:17,017 --> 01:41:18,416
Huh?

2199
01:41:18,519 --> 01:41:20,475
Ha ha ha ha ha hahh!

2200
01:41:20,588 --> 01:41:23,250
We just had
a near-life experience.

2201
01:41:28,596 --> 01:41:30,985
In the world I see,

2202
01:41:31,098 --> 01:41:33,828
you're stalking elk through
the damp canyon forest,

2203
01:41:33,968 --> 01:41:36,425
around the ruins
of Rockefeller Center.

2204
01:41:38,672 --> 01:41:40,503
You'll wear leather clothes

2205
01:41:40,608 --> 01:41:43,497
that will last you
the rest of your life.

2206
01:41:43,611 --> 01:41:47,001
You'll climb the vines
that wrap the Sears Tower.

2207
01:41:48,516 --> 01:41:50,404
And when you look down,

2208
01:41:50,518 --> 01:41:53,407
you'll see tiny figures
pounding corn,

2209
01:41:53,521 --> 01:41:56,911
laying strips of venison
on the empty carpool lane

2210
01:41:57,024 --> 01:41:58,912
of some abandoned
superhighway.

2211
01:42:11,872 --> 01:42:13,328
Feel better, champ.

2212
01:42:19,613 --> 01:42:21,205
[Door Closes]

2213
01:42:31,492 --> 01:42:33,483
Narrator: And then...

2214
01:42:33,594 --> 01:42:34,993
Tyler?

2215
01:42:35,095 --> 01:42:36,585
Tyler was gone.

2216
01:42:44,472 --> 01:42:46,633
Was I asleep?

2217
01:42:48,342 --> 01:42:49,604
Had I slept?

2218
01:42:49,710 --> 01:42:51,109
You are not
a beautiful

2219
01:42:51,212 --> 01:42:52,611
unique snowflake,
do you understand me?

2220
01:42:52,713 --> 01:42:55,602
Narrator: The house had become
a living thing,

2221
01:42:55,716 --> 01:42:58,105
wet inside
from so many people

2222
01:42:58,219 --> 01:42:59,516
sweating and breathing.

2223
01:42:59,620 --> 01:43:01,508
We are all from
the same compost.

2224
01:43:01,622 --> 01:43:03,783
So many people moving,
the house moved.

2225
01:43:06,126 --> 01:43:07,525
Planet Tyler.

2226
01:43:07,628 --> 01:43:09,516
I had to hug the walls.

2227
01:43:09,630 --> 01:43:13,157
Trapped inside this
clockwork of space monkeys.

2228
01:43:13,267 --> 01:43:14,666
You can't be
smoking in here.

2229
01:43:14,768 --> 01:43:17,464
Do you know how much ether
we have in this fucking house?

2230
01:43:17,571 --> 01:43:19,869
Cooking, working,
and sleeping in teams.

2231
01:43:22,576 --> 01:43:24,168
Hang on a second.

2232
01:43:43,163 --> 01:43:45,757
It's under control, sir.

2233
01:43:48,302 --> 01:43:50,133
Where is Tyler?

2234
01:43:50,237 --> 01:43:53,195
Sir, the first rule of
Project Mayhem is you do not...

2235
01:43:53,307 --> 01:43:55,195
Right, uh... OK.

2236
01:43:57,711 --> 01:44:00,009
I'm all alone.

2237
01:44:00,114 --> 01:44:02,002
My father dumped me.

2238
01:44:02,116 --> 01:44:03,515
Tyler dumped me.

2239
01:44:03,617 --> 01:44:06,780
I am Jack's broken heart.

2240
01:44:10,124 --> 01:44:12,979
What comes next
in Project Mayhem,

2241
01:44:13,127 --> 01:44:14,560
only Tyler knows.

2242
01:44:14,628 --> 01:44:18,052
The second rule is
you do not ask questions.

2243
01:44:20,634 --> 01:44:21,965
Get the fuck
away from me.

2244
01:44:22,136 --> 01:44:23,535
Get the fuck
away from me!

2245
01:44:23,637 --> 01:44:26,003
Who are all these people?

2246
01:44:31,312 --> 01:44:33,405
Paper Street Soap Company.

2247
01:44:35,683 --> 01:44:37,708
Can I come in?

2248
01:44:40,788 --> 01:44:42,415
He's not here.

2249
01:44:42,523 --> 01:44:44,650
What?

2250
01:44:45,960 --> 01:44:49,316
Tyler isn't here.

2251
01:44:49,430 --> 01:44:51,887
Tyler went away.

2252
01:44:51,966 --> 01:44:53,228
Tyler's gone.

2253
01:45:11,051 --> 01:45:12,712
[Shouting]

2254
01:45:23,931 --> 01:45:24,989
Lay him down!

2255
01:45:25,132 --> 01:45:26,394
Gunshot wounds
comin' through!

2256
01:45:26,500 --> 01:45:28,923
Clear some fucking room!

2257
01:45:29,069 --> 01:45:31,299
What happened?!
What happened?!

2258
01:45:31,438 --> 01:45:32,928
We were on assignment.
We were supposed to kill

2259
01:45:33,040 --> 01:45:35,497
2 birds with one stone.

2260
01:45:35,576 --> 01:45:37,635
Destroy a piece
of corporate art...

2261
01:45:37,778 --> 01:45:40,269
Operation Latte Thunder,
go.

2262
01:45:42,216 --> 01:45:44,047
and trash a franchise
coffee bar.

2263
01:45:50,557 --> 01:45:51,819
We had it all
worked out, sir.

2264
01:46:01,068 --> 01:46:02,023
It went smooth
until...

2265
01:46:02,136 --> 01:46:04,331
Police! Freeze!

2266
01:46:04,471 --> 01:46:05,995
Until what?

2267
01:46:06,106 --> 01:46:07,095
They shot Bob.

2268
01:46:08,709 --> 01:46:09,971
They shot him
in the head.

2269
01:46:10,077 --> 01:46:11,032
Those fuckin' pigs!

2270
01:46:14,581 --> 01:46:15,479
- Ohh!
- Ohh!

2271
01:46:15,582 --> 01:46:17,538
- Oh, God.
- Son of a...

2272
01:46:18,652 --> 01:46:20,711
Those motherfuckers!

2273
01:46:20,888 --> 01:46:22,549
You morons.

2274
01:46:22,656 --> 01:46:24,886
You're running around
in ski masks,

2275
01:46:24,992 --> 01:46:26,084
trying
to blow things up.

2276
01:46:26,193 --> 01:46:27,421
What did you think
was gonna happen?!

2277
01:46:31,532 --> 01:46:32,464
OK, quick,

2278
01:46:32,566 --> 01:46:33,897
we gotta get rid
of the evidence.

2279
01:46:34,001 --> 01:46:34,899
We gotta get rid
of this body!

2280
01:46:35,002 --> 01:46:35,957
Bury him.

2281
01:46:36,070 --> 01:46:37,469
What?

2282
01:46:37,571 --> 01:46:38,469
Take him
to the garden

2283
01:46:38,572 --> 01:46:39,664
and bury him.

2284
01:46:40,908 --> 01:46:41,704
Come on,
people!

2285
01:46:41,875 --> 01:46:42,705
Let's go!

2286
01:46:42,910 --> 01:46:43,934
Hey, get
the fuck off!

2287
01:46:44,044 --> 01:46:44,942
Get away from him!

2288
01:46:45,045 --> 01:46:46,569
What are you
talking about?

2289
01:46:46,680 --> 01:46:47,977
This isn't a fucking
piece of evidence,

2290
01:46:48,082 --> 01:46:49,310
this is a person!

2291
01:46:49,416 --> 01:46:50,314
He's a friend
of mine,

2292
01:46:50,417 --> 01:46:51,475
and you're not
gonna bury him

2293
01:46:51,585 --> 01:46:52,540
in the fucking garden.

2294
01:46:52,653 --> 01:46:55,611
He was killed serving
Project Mayhem, sir.

2295
01:46:55,723 --> 01:46:56,815
This is Bob.

2296
01:46:56,924 --> 01:46:59,313
But sir, in... in
Project Mayhem

2297
01:46:59,426 --> 01:47:00,950
we have no names.

2298
01:47:01,061 --> 01:47:01,993
No, you
listen to me.

2299
01:47:02,096 --> 01:47:03,927
This is a man,
and he has a name.

2300
01:47:04,031 --> 01:47:06,625
And it's
Robert Paulson, OK?

2301
01:47:06,734 --> 01:47:08,065
Robert
Paulson?

2302
01:47:08,168 --> 01:47:09,726
He's a man
and he's dead now

2303
01:47:09,903 --> 01:47:10,835
because of us,
all right?

2304
01:47:10,938 --> 01:47:12,098
Do you understand that?

2305
01:47:12,206 --> 01:47:14,401
I understand.

2306
01:47:17,010 --> 01:47:18,272
In death,

2307
01:47:18,412 --> 01:47:20,107
a member of
Project Mayhem

2308
01:47:20,214 --> 01:47:21,806
has a name.

2309
01:47:23,083 --> 01:47:25,244
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2310
01:47:26,420 --> 01:47:28,149
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2311
01:47:28,255 --> 01:47:32,316
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2312
01:47:32,426 --> 01:47:35,418
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2313
01:47:35,529 --> 01:47:36,826
Come on, guys,
please, stop it.

2314
01:47:36,930 --> 01:47:38,386
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2315
01:47:38,465 --> 01:47:41,059
[Chanting] His name
is Robert Paulson.

2316
01:47:41,168 --> 01:47:43,159
Shut up!

2317
01:47:43,270 --> 01:47:44,225
This is all
over with!

2318
01:47:44,338 --> 01:47:46,067
[Chanting] His name
is Robert Paulson.

2319
01:47:46,173 --> 01:47:48,266
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2320
01:47:48,442 --> 01:47:50,899
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2321
01:47:51,011 --> 01:47:53,502
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2322
01:47:53,614 --> 01:47:55,878
His name is
Robert Paulson...

2323
01:48:16,670 --> 01:48:18,592
[Telephone Rings]

2324
01:48:19,973 --> 01:48:20,837
Tyler?

2325
01:48:20,941 --> 01:48:22,169
No, this is
Detective Stern

2326
01:48:22,276 --> 01:48:23,174
at the Arson Unit.

2327
01:48:23,277 --> 01:48:24,335
I need to see you
in my office...

2328
01:48:29,349 --> 01:48:30,407
I went to
all the cities

2329
01:48:30,517 --> 01:48:32,314
on Tyler's
used ticket stubs,

2330
01:48:32,486 --> 01:48:33,316
barhopping.

2331
01:48:34,488 --> 01:48:35,682
I didn't know
how or why,

2332
01:48:35,789 --> 01:48:37,381
but I could look
at 50 different bars

2333
01:48:37,491 --> 01:48:39,049
and somehow
I just knew.

2334
01:48:39,159 --> 01:48:40,091
I'm looking
for Tyler Durden.

2335
01:48:40,194 --> 01:48:42,890
It's very important
that I talk to him.

2336
01:48:42,996 --> 01:48:44,554
I wish
I could help you.

2337
01:48:45,666 --> 01:48:46,564
Sir.

2338
01:48:52,639 --> 01:48:54,334
Every city
I went to...

2339
01:48:56,076 --> 01:48:58,374
as soon as I set foot
off the plane,

2340
01:48:58,478 --> 01:49:00,673
I knew a Fight Club
was close.

2341
01:49:01,782 --> 01:49:03,477
Hey! Hey!

2342
01:49:03,584 --> 01:49:05,142
Taxi!

2343
01:49:05,252 --> 01:49:06,708
Look at my face.
I'm a member.

2344
01:49:06,787 --> 01:49:07,913
Now, I just
need to know

2345
01:49:08,021 --> 01:49:09,943
if you've seen Tyler.

2346
01:49:10,057 --> 01:49:12,150
I'm not exposed
to...

2347
01:49:12,259 --> 01:49:13,783
speak any such
information to you,

2348
01:49:13,894 --> 01:49:15,589
nor would I, even if
I had said information

2349
01:49:15,696 --> 01:49:18,494
you want at this
juncture, be able.

2350
01:49:20,200 --> 01:49:21,428
You're a moron.

2351
01:49:21,535 --> 01:49:22,866
I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to ask you to leave.

2352
01:49:24,271 --> 01:49:26,432
Tyler had
been busy.

2353
01:49:26,540 --> 01:49:29,236
Setting up franchises
all over the country.

2354
01:49:32,079 --> 01:49:33,535
Was I asleep?

2355
01:49:33,614 --> 01:49:34,911
[Crowd Fighting]

2356
01:49:35,048 --> 01:49:36,504
Had I slept?

2357
01:49:36,617 --> 01:49:38,141
Is Tyler
my bad dream,

2358
01:49:38,252 --> 01:49:40,140
or am I Tyler's?

2359
01:49:40,254 --> 01:49:41,619
Man: We've just
heard the stories.

2360
01:49:41,722 --> 01:49:42,916
What kind
of stories?

2361
01:49:43,056 --> 01:49:44,489
Like, nobody knows
what he looks like.

2362
01:49:44,591 --> 01:49:45,489
He has facial

2363
01:49:45,592 --> 01:49:46,490
reconstructive
surgery

2364
01:49:46,593 --> 01:49:47,651
every 3 years.

2365
01:49:47,761 --> 01:49:50,025
That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.

2366
01:49:50,130 --> 01:49:52,519
Is it true about
Fight Club in Miami?

2367
01:49:52,633 --> 01:49:54,931
Is Mr. Durden
building an army?

2368
01:49:55,035 --> 01:49:56,627
I was living
in a state

2369
01:49:56,737 --> 01:49:58,864
of perpetual
d�j� vu.

2370
01:49:59,072 --> 01:50:00,528
Everywhere I went,

2371
01:50:00,641 --> 01:50:03,007
I felt I'd already
been there.

2372
01:50:03,110 --> 01:50:07,001
It was like following
an invisible man.

2373
01:50:07,114 --> 01:50:09,173
The smell
of dried blood,

2374
01:50:09,283 --> 01:50:13,549
dirty, bare footprints
circling each other,

2375
01:50:13,654 --> 01:50:17,010
that aroma of old sweat,
like fried chicken.

2376
01:50:17,124 --> 01:50:18,819
The feel of a floor
still warm

2377
01:50:18,926 --> 01:50:20,484
from the fight
the night before.

2378
01:50:20,594 --> 01:50:24,485
I was always just
one step behind Tyler.

2379
01:50:24,598 --> 01:50:26,964
[Voices Murmuring]

2380
01:50:27,067 --> 01:50:29,023
Men: His name
is Robert Paulson.

2381
01:50:29,136 --> 01:50:31,468
His name is
Robert Paulson.

2382
01:50:31,571 --> 01:50:32,469
His...

2383
01:50:35,342 --> 01:50:36,639
Welcome back,
sir.

2384
01:50:38,245 --> 01:50:39,371
How have
you been?

2385
01:50:41,148 --> 01:50:42,274
Do you know me?

2386
01:50:43,383 --> 01:50:44,839
Is this a test,
sir?

2387
01:50:44,952 --> 01:50:46,817
No, this
is not a test.

2388
01:50:46,920 --> 01:50:50,617
You were in here
last Thursday.

2389
01:50:50,724 --> 01:50:52,089
Thursday?

2390
01:50:52,192 --> 01:50:53,090
You were
standing

2391
01:50:53,193 --> 01:50:54,524
exactly where
you are now,

2392
01:50:54,628 --> 01:50:57,324
asking how good
security is.

2393
01:50:57,431 --> 01:50:58,693
It's tight
as a drum, sir.

2394
01:51:01,268 --> 01:51:03,600
Who do you
think I am?

2395
01:51:03,704 --> 01:51:06,229
Are you sure this
isn't a test?

2396
01:51:06,340 --> 01:51:08,228
No, this is
not a test.

2397
01:51:08,342 --> 01:51:11,698
You're Mr. Durden.

2398
01:51:11,812 --> 01:51:14,337
You're the one
who gave me this.

2399
01:51:15,615 --> 01:51:16,707
Please return
your seat backs

2400
01:51:16,817 --> 01:51:19,445
to their full, upright
and locked position.

2401
01:51:26,360 --> 01:51:27,884
[Telephone Rings]

2402
01:51:29,329 --> 01:51:30,227
[Rings]

2403
01:51:30,330 --> 01:51:31,228
Yeah?

2404
01:51:31,331 --> 01:51:32,229
Marla, it's me.

2405
01:51:32,332 --> 01:51:33,526
Have we ever
done it?

2406
01:51:33,633 --> 01:51:34,531
Done what?

2407
01:51:34,634 --> 01:51:35,726
Have we ever
had sex?

2408
01:51:35,836 --> 01:51:37,963
What kind of stupid
question is that?

2409
01:51:38,071 --> 01:51:39,402
Is it stupid because
the answer's yes,

2410
01:51:39,506 --> 01:51:40,438
or because
the answer's no?

2411
01:51:40,540 --> 01:51:41,996
Is this a trick?

2412
01:51:42,142 --> 01:51:43,302
No, Marla,
I need to know...

2413
01:51:43,410 --> 01:51:44,536
You mean you want
to know if I think

2414
01:51:44,644 --> 01:51:47,101
we were just having sex
or making love?

2415
01:51:47,180 --> 01:51:49,307
We did make love.

2416
01:51:49,416 --> 01:51:50,542
Is that what
you're calling it?

2417
01:51:50,650 --> 01:51:51,878
Just answer
the question,

2418
01:51:51,985 --> 01:51:52,883
Marla, please!

2419
01:51:52,986 --> 01:51:53,941
Did we do it
or not?

2420
01:51:54,154 --> 01:51:55,553
You fuck me,
then snub me.

2421
01:51:55,655 --> 01:51:56,644
You love me,
you hate me.

2422
01:51:56,757 --> 01:51:58,122
You show me
a sensitive side,

2423
01:51:58,225 --> 01:51:59,681
then you turn into
a total asshole.

2424
01:51:59,793 --> 01:52:00,782
Is that a pretty
accurate description

2425
01:52:00,894 --> 01:52:02,225
of our relationship,
Tyler?

2426
01:52:02,329 --> 01:52:04,957
We have just lost
cabin pressure.

2427
01:52:05,165 --> 01:52:05,961
What did you
just say?

2428
01:52:06,066 --> 01:52:07,055
What is wrong
with you?

2429
01:52:07,167 --> 01:52:08,395
What did you call
me? Say my name!

2430
01:52:08,502 --> 01:52:10,424
Tyler Durden.
Tyler Durden,

2431
01:52:10,537 --> 01:52:12,129
you fucking freak.
What's going on?

2432
01:52:12,239 --> 01:52:13,137
I'm coming over.

2433
01:52:13,240 --> 01:52:14,195
No, wait, Marla,
I'm not there...

2434
01:52:14,307 --> 01:52:15,205
[Dial Tone]

2435
01:52:16,443 --> 01:52:18,172
You broke
your promise.

2436
01:52:18,278 --> 01:52:19,233
Jesus, Tyler.

2437
01:52:19,346 --> 01:52:20,973
You fuckin' talked
to her about me.

2438
01:52:21,081 --> 01:52:22,776
Tyler, what the fuck
is going on here?

2439
01:52:22,883 --> 01:52:24,544
I asked you
for one thing,

2440
01:52:24,684 --> 01:52:26,311
one simple thing.

2441
01:52:26,420 --> 01:52:27,580
Why do people
think that I'm you?

2442
01:52:29,289 --> 01:52:30,449
Answer me!

2443
01:52:34,227 --> 01:52:35,125
Sit.

2444
01:52:38,632 --> 01:52:39,462
Now answer me.

2445
01:52:39,566 --> 01:52:41,022
Why do people think
that I'm you?

2446
01:52:42,369 --> 01:52:43,324
I think you know.

2447
01:52:43,437 --> 01:52:44,927
No, I don't.

2448
01:52:45,138 --> 01:52:46,070
Yes, you do.

2449
01:52:46,173 --> 01:52:48,801
Why would anyone possibly
confuse you with me?

2450
01:52:50,010 --> 01:52:52,706
Uh... I...
I don't know.

2451
01:52:56,550 --> 01:52:57,881
You got it.

2452
01:52:57,984 --> 01:52:59,383
No.

2453
01:52:59,486 --> 01:53:00,418
Do not
fuck with us.

2454
01:53:00,620 --> 01:53:03,145
Say it.

2455
01:53:03,223 --> 01:53:04,952
Because...

2456
01:53:06,426 --> 01:53:07,450
Say it.

2457
01:53:09,396 --> 01:53:11,227
Because we're
the same person.

2458
01:53:11,331 --> 01:53:13,458
That's right.

2459
01:53:13,567 --> 01:53:15,694
We are the all-singing,
all dancing...

2460
01:53:15,802 --> 01:53:17,292
I don't
understand this.

2461
01:53:17,404 --> 01:53:18,302
You were looking
for a way

2462
01:53:18,405 --> 01:53:19,497
to change your life.

2463
01:53:19,606 --> 01:53:21,870
You could not do this
on your own.

2464
01:53:21,975 --> 01:53:23,840
All the ways you wish
you could be,

2465
01:53:23,944 --> 01:53:25,468
that's me.

2466
01:53:26,646 --> 01:53:27,806
I look like
you wanna look,

2467
01:53:27,914 --> 01:53:29,040
I fuck like
you wanna fuck,

2468
01:53:29,149 --> 01:53:30,480
I am smart,
capable,

2469
01:53:30,650 --> 01:53:32,709
and most importantly,
I am free

2470
01:53:32,819 --> 01:53:34,309
in all the ways
that you are not.

2471
01:53:34,421 --> 01:53:35,376
Oh, no.

2472
01:53:35,489 --> 01:53:36,387
Tyler's not here.

2473
01:53:36,490 --> 01:53:37,388
Tyler went away.

2474
01:53:37,491 --> 01:53:38,389
- Tyler's gone.
- What?

2475
01:53:38,492 --> 01:53:39,891
This is
impossible.

2476
01:53:39,993 --> 01:53:41,517
- No.
- This is crazy.

2477
01:53:41,661 --> 01:53:42,923
People do it
every day.

2478
01:53:43,029 --> 01:53:44,326
They talk
to themselves.

2479
01:53:44,431 --> 01:53:46,558
They see themselves
as they'd like to be.

2480
01:53:46,666 --> 01:53:48,554
They don't have
the courage you have,

2481
01:53:48,668 --> 01:53:49,828
to just
run with it.

2482
01:53:53,707 --> 01:53:55,538
Naturally, you're still
wrestling with it,

2483
01:53:55,642 --> 01:53:57,098
so sometimes
you're still you.

2484
01:53:57,177 --> 01:53:58,940
We should do this
again sometime.

2485
01:53:59,045 --> 01:54:01,878
Other times, you imagine
yourself watching me.

2486
01:54:01,982 --> 01:54:03,279
If this is your first
night at Fight Club,

2487
01:54:03,383 --> 01:54:04,441
you have to fight.

2488
01:54:04,551 --> 01:54:05,848
Little by little,

2489
01:54:05,952 --> 01:54:09,217
you're just letting
yourself become...

2490
01:54:09,322 --> 01:54:11,688
Tyler Durden.

2491
01:54:11,791 --> 01:54:12,780
You are not
your job,

2492
01:54:12,893 --> 01:54:14,554
or how much money
you have in the bank!

2493
01:54:14,661 --> 01:54:15,787
No, you have
a house.

2494
01:54:15,896 --> 01:54:17,056
Rented in your name.

2495
01:54:17,164 --> 01:54:19,052
You have jobs, you
have a whole life.

2496
01:54:19,166 --> 01:54:20,724
You have night jobs
because you can't sleep.

2497
01:54:20,834 --> 01:54:22,631
Or you stay up
and make soap.

2498
01:54:22,736 --> 01:54:24,226
Marla... You're
fucking Marla, Tyler.

2499
01:54:24,337 --> 01:54:26,259
Uh, technically,
you're fucking Marla.

2500
01:54:26,373 --> 01:54:27,635
But it's
all the same to her.

2501
01:54:30,010 --> 01:54:31,466
Oh, my God.

2502
01:54:32,579 --> 01:54:34,535
Now you see
our dilemma.

2503
01:54:34,648 --> 01:54:36,639
She knows too much.

2504
01:54:37,817 --> 01:54:38,841
I think we're going
to have to talk

2505
01:54:38,952 --> 01:54:42,115
about how this might
compromise our goals.

2506
01:54:42,222 --> 01:54:45,214
Wh... What are
you saying?

2507
01:54:45,325 --> 01:54:46,952
This is...
This is bullshit.

2508
01:54:47,060 --> 01:54:48,516
This is bullshit.

2509
01:54:48,728 --> 01:54:49,558
I'm not listening
to this.

2510
01:54:49,663 --> 01:54:50,561
You are insane.

2511
01:54:50,730 --> 01:54:52,459
No, you're insane.

2512
01:54:52,566 --> 01:54:55,057
And we simply do not
have time for this crap.

2513
01:54:57,737 --> 01:54:59,500
It's called
a changeover.

2514
01:54:59,706 --> 01:55:01,105
The movie goes on,

2515
01:55:01,208 --> 01:55:02,607
and nobody
in the audience

2516
01:55:02,709 --> 01:55:04,233
has any idea.

2517
01:55:17,257 --> 01:55:18,155
Woman: Sir!

2518
01:55:18,258 --> 01:55:19,555
Are you checking out?

2519
01:55:19,726 --> 01:55:20,818
Yeah, uh,
b-bill me.

2520
01:55:20,927 --> 01:55:22,554
I need you to
initial this list

2521
01:55:22,729 --> 01:55:23,718
of phone calls,
please.

2522
01:55:27,767 --> 01:55:28,893
When were
these made?

2523
01:55:29,002 --> 01:55:30,162
It says
right there, sir,

2524
01:55:30,270 --> 01:55:31,794
between 2:00 and 3:30
this morning.

2525
01:55:31,905 --> 01:55:33,202
No, I w...

2526
01:55:37,244 --> 01:55:38,176
Have I been
going to bed

2527
01:55:38,278 --> 01:55:39,506
earlier
every night?

2528
01:55:39,613 --> 01:55:41,604
Have I been
sleeping later?

2529
01:55:43,617 --> 01:55:46,609
Have I been Tyler
longer and longer?

2530
01:55:50,257 --> 01:55:51,087
Is anybody here?

2531
01:55:54,261 --> 01:55:56,991
D�j� vu
all over again.

2532
01:55:58,098 --> 01:55:58,996
Yeah, with
enough soap,

2533
01:55:59,099 --> 01:56:00,464
we could blow up
just about anything.

2534
01:56:03,770 --> 01:56:05,658
Oh, my God.

2535
01:56:08,808 --> 01:56:09,740
Man On Telephone:
1888.

2536
01:56:09,843 --> 01:56:11,071
I'm sorry,
who am I calling?

2537
01:56:11,278 --> 01:56:13,109
1888 Franklin.
This is Maintenance.

2538
01:56:15,282 --> 01:56:16,647
Hello?

2539
01:56:16,783 --> 01:56:17,647
Hello?

2540
01:56:17,784 --> 01:56:19,581
1888 Franklin Street?

2541
01:56:19,786 --> 01:56:22,744
Yes.
Can I help you?

2542
01:56:25,091 --> 01:56:26,683
Hello?

2543
01:56:26,793 --> 01:56:27,885
Yeah, yeah.

2544
01:56:27,994 --> 01:56:29,222
Uh, I need to talk
to your supervisor

2545
01:56:29,329 --> 01:56:30,227
right away.

2546
01:56:30,330 --> 01:56:31,228
Speaking.

2547
01:56:31,331 --> 01:56:32,229
OK, listen to me.

2548
01:56:32,332 --> 01:56:33,492
I think something
really terrible

2549
01:56:33,600 --> 01:56:34,532
is about to happen
at your building.

2550
01:56:34,634 --> 01:56:35,589
You have got...

2551
01:56:35,802 --> 01:56:36,894
It's under
control, sir.

2552
01:56:38,305 --> 01:56:39,237
Excuse me?

2553
01:56:39,339 --> 01:56:40,863
Don't worry
about us, sir.

2554
01:56:40,974 --> 01:56:42,339
We're solid.

2555
01:56:46,012 --> 01:56:47,274
Man On Telephone:
2160.

2556
01:56:55,322 --> 01:56:56,254
Marla!
Marla!

2557
01:56:56,356 --> 01:56:58,312
Hey... Fuck! Wait!

2558
01:56:59,426 --> 01:57:01,087
Wait, I gotta
talk to you!

2559
01:57:01,194 --> 01:57:02,320
Marla, Marla!

2560
01:57:02,429 --> 01:57:03,487
Your whacked-out
bald freaks

2561
01:57:03,596 --> 01:57:05,052
hit me with
a fucking broom!

2562
01:57:05,131 --> 01:57:06,758
They almost
broke my arm!

2563
01:57:06,866 --> 01:57:08,458
They were burning their
fingertips with lye,

2564
01:57:08,568 --> 01:57:09,523
the stink was
unbelievable.

2565
01:57:09,636 --> 01:57:10,534
Look... Look,
listen,

2566
01:57:10,637 --> 01:57:11,535
it's gonna take
a tremendous act

2567
01:57:11,638 --> 01:57:12,536
of faith
on your part,

2568
01:57:12,639 --> 01:57:13,571
but you've got
to hear me out.

2569
01:57:13,673 --> 01:57:15,538
Oh, here comes
an avalanche of bullshit.

2570
01:57:15,642 --> 01:57:17,098
A little more faith
than that.

2571
01:57:21,481 --> 01:57:22,379
No, listen,
I don't want to hear

2572
01:57:22,482 --> 01:57:23,380
anything
you have to say.

2573
01:57:23,483 --> 01:57:25,508
You have every
right to be...

2574
01:57:25,618 --> 01:57:27,643
Um, I'll just have
a coffee, thanks.

2575
01:57:27,854 --> 01:57:30,652
Sir, anything you order
is free of charge, sir.

2576
01:57:30,757 --> 01:57:32,782
Why is it
free of charge?

2577
01:57:32,892 --> 01:57:33,950
Don't... Don't ask.

2578
01:57:34,060 --> 01:57:35,084
Whatever.

2579
01:57:35,195 --> 01:57:37,789
I'll have the clam chowder,
the fried chicken

2580
01:57:37,897 --> 01:57:38,955
with the baked potato
with everything,

2581
01:57:39,065 --> 01:57:40,521
and a chocolate
chiffon pie.

2582
01:57:40,600 --> 01:57:42,659
Clean food, please.

2583
01:57:42,869 --> 01:57:44,496
In that case, sir,
may I advise against

2584
01:57:44,604 --> 01:57:45,798
the lady eating
the clam chowder?

2585
01:57:45,905 --> 01:57:47,861
No clam chowder,
thank you.

2586
01:57:50,110 --> 01:57:51,600
You've got
about 30 seconds.

2587
01:57:54,381 --> 01:57:55,279
Marla, I know that
I've been acting

2588
01:57:55,382 --> 01:57:56,542
very, very strange.

2589
01:57:56,649 --> 01:57:58,776
OK, I know that
it's got to seem

2590
01:57:58,885 --> 01:57:59,909
like there's
2 sides to me...

2591
01:58:00,019 --> 01:58:00,917
2 sides?

2592
01:58:01,020 --> 01:58:02,282
You're Dr. Jekyll
and Mr. Jackass.

2593
01:58:02,389 --> 01:58:03,287
I deserve that,
but...

2594
01:58:03,390 --> 01:58:04,516
I've come
to realize something

2595
01:58:04,624 --> 01:58:05,522
very, very
important.

2596
01:58:05,625 --> 01:58:06,649
What?

2597
01:58:06,760 --> 01:58:08,159
The full extent
of our relationship

2598
01:58:08,261 --> 01:58:10,286
wasn't really clear
to me up until now,

2599
01:58:10,397 --> 01:58:11,557
for reasons I'm not
going to go into,

2600
01:58:11,664 --> 01:58:13,063
but the important
thing is, I know

2601
01:58:13,166 --> 01:58:14,326
that I haven't been
treating you so nice.

2602
01:58:14,434 --> 01:58:15,332
Yeah, whatever.

2603
01:58:15,435 --> 01:58:16,367
No, no...
15 seconds.

2604
01:58:16,469 --> 01:58:17,629
15 seconds,
please, please.

2605
01:58:17,737 --> 01:58:19,534
15 seconds, don't
open your mouth.

2606
01:58:19,639 --> 01:58:22,164
I'm trying to tell you
that I'm sorry.

2607
01:58:22,275 --> 01:58:23,435
Because what
I've come to realize

2608
01:58:23,543 --> 01:58:26,273
is that I really
like you, Marla.

2609
01:58:27,514 --> 01:58:28,776
You do?

2610
01:58:28,882 --> 01:58:30,372
I really do.

2611
01:58:30,483 --> 01:58:31,415
I care about you

2612
01:58:31,518 --> 01:58:32,507
and I don't want
anything bad

2613
01:58:32,619 --> 01:58:35,144
to happen to you
because of me.

2614
01:58:35,255 --> 01:58:37,917
Marla, your life
is in danger.

2615
01:58:39,092 --> 01:58:39,990
What?

2616
01:58:40,093 --> 01:58:42,459
You need to leave
town for a while.

2617
01:58:42,562 --> 01:58:43,790
Get out of
any major city

2618
01:58:43,897 --> 01:58:44,989
and just go camping
or something.

2619
01:58:45,098 --> 01:58:46,122
You're an insane person.

2620
01:58:46,232 --> 01:58:47,290
No, no,
I've involved you

2621
01:58:47,434 --> 01:58:49,163
in something terrible
that's about to happen.

2622
01:58:49,269 --> 01:58:50,668
No.
Shut up,

2623
01:58:50,770 --> 01:58:51,896
shut up!

2624
01:58:55,141 --> 01:58:56,836
Listen,
I tried, Tyler.

2625
01:58:56,943 --> 01:58:58,069
I really tried.

2626
01:58:58,178 --> 01:58:59,076
I know you did.

2627
01:58:59,179 --> 01:59:01,101
There are things
about you I like.

2628
01:59:01,214 --> 01:59:02,670
You're smart,
you're funny,

2629
01:59:02,782 --> 01:59:05,114
you're spectacular
in bed.

2630
01:59:05,218 --> 01:59:08,346
But you're
intolerable.

2631
01:59:08,455 --> 01:59:11,310
You have very serious
emotional problems.

2632
01:59:11,458 --> 01:59:13,153
Deep-seated problems
for which you should seek

2633
01:59:13,259 --> 01:59:14,556
professional help.

2634
01:59:14,661 --> 01:59:16,026
I know,
and I'm sorry.

2635
01:59:16,129 --> 01:59:16,959
Yeah, you're sorry,
I'm sorry,

2636
01:59:17,063 --> 01:59:18,155
everyone's sorry.
But...

2637
01:59:19,732 --> 01:59:21,393
I can't
do this anymore.

2638
01:59:22,535 --> 01:59:24,025
I can't.

2639
01:59:24,137 --> 01:59:25,092
And I won't.

2640
01:59:26,706 --> 01:59:27,695
I'm gone.

2641
01:59:29,509 --> 01:59:30,339
You can't leave,
Marla,

2642
01:59:30,477 --> 01:59:35,972
you're not safe!

2643
01:59:36,049 --> 01:59:36,947
No!
Leave me alone!

2644
01:59:37,050 --> 01:59:38,881
Marla, I'm trying
to protect you.

2645
01:59:39,052 --> 01:59:40,485
I don't ever want
to see you again!

2646
01:59:40,587 --> 01:59:42,214
That's fine, if
that's what it takes...

2647
01:59:42,322 --> 01:59:43,619
You wait.
Wait right here.

2648
01:59:44,858 --> 01:59:46,519
[Brakes Squealing]

2649
01:59:48,328 --> 01:59:49,226
Hold it
right there.

2650
01:59:49,329 --> 01:59:50,227
- [Honking]
- Shut up!

2651
01:59:50,330 --> 01:59:51,319
Shut up!

2652
01:59:51,431 --> 01:59:53,228
Take this money
and get on this bus.

2653
01:59:53,333 --> 01:59:54,231
And I promise you

2654
01:59:54,334 --> 01:59:55,289
I will never
bother you again

2655
01:59:55,401 --> 01:59:56,299
if that's
what you want.

2656
01:59:56,402 --> 01:59:57,596
- [Honks]
- Shut up!

2657
01:59:57,704 --> 01:59:59,001
Please get
on the bus.

2658
01:59:59,105 --> 02:00:00,470
Please get
on the bus!

2659
02:00:02,275 --> 02:00:03,401
Why are you
doing this?

2660
02:00:03,576 --> 02:00:05,066
Because they think you're
some kind of a threat.

2661
02:00:05,178 --> 02:00:06,236
I... I can't explain it
right now,

2662
02:00:06,346 --> 02:00:07,244
just trust me.

2663
02:00:07,347 --> 02:00:08,245
If I see
where you're going,

2664
02:00:08,348 --> 02:00:09,246
you will
not be safe.

2665
02:00:09,349 --> 02:00:10,509
I'm not paying
this back.

2666
02:00:10,617 --> 02:00:12,073
I consider it
asshole tax.

2667
02:00:12,151 --> 02:00:14,210
That's fine. Remember,
stay out of major cities

2668
02:00:14,320 --> 02:00:15,412
for at least
a couple of days, OK?

2669
02:00:15,588 --> 02:00:16,418
Tyler.

2670
02:00:18,057 --> 02:00:19,354
You're
the worst thing

2671
02:00:19,559 --> 02:00:20,821
that ever
happened to me.

2672
02:00:28,401 --> 02:00:29,299
[Honking]

2673
02:00:35,942 --> 02:00:37,273
Hello.

2674
02:00:37,377 --> 02:00:38,935
I need you
to arrest me.

2675
02:00:39,078 --> 02:00:41,308
I am the leader of
a terrorist organization

2676
02:00:41,414 --> 02:00:43,678
responsible for numerous
acts of vandalism,

2677
02:00:43,783 --> 02:00:45,444
and assault
all over this city.

2678
02:00:46,553 --> 02:00:47,747
...in the
metropolitan area,

2679
02:00:47,854 --> 02:00:50,345
with probably a couple
hundred members.

2680
02:00:50,456 --> 02:00:51,514
Chapters
have sprung up

2681
02:00:51,624 --> 02:00:54,354
in 5 or 6 other
major cities already.

2682
02:00:54,460 --> 02:00:57,486
This is a tightly
regimented organization,

2683
02:00:57,597 --> 02:00:59,656
with many cells
capable of operating

2684
02:00:59,766 --> 02:01:02,758
completely independent
of central leadership.

2685
02:01:02,869 --> 02:01:04,962
Look, look,
go to that house, OK?

2686
02:01:05,104 --> 02:01:07,163
1537 Paper Street.

2687
02:01:07,273 --> 02:01:09,161
That's our headquarters.

2688
02:01:09,275 --> 02:01:11,766
In the back,
buried in the garden,

2689
02:01:11,878 --> 02:01:14,938
you'll find the body
of Robert Paulson.

2690
02:01:15,081 --> 02:01:16,946
In the basement,

2691
02:01:17,050 --> 02:01:18,210
you're gonna find
some bathtubs

2692
02:01:18,318 --> 02:01:19,808
that have been used
very recently

2693
02:01:19,919 --> 02:01:23,912
to make large quantities
of nitroglycerin.

2694
02:01:24,123 --> 02:01:25,055
I believe the plan

2695
02:01:25,158 --> 02:01:26,887
is to blow up
the headquarters

2696
02:01:26,993 --> 02:01:28,551
of these credit card
companies,

2697
02:01:28,661 --> 02:01:30,492
and the T.R.W. building.

2698
02:01:32,265 --> 02:01:33,459
Why these buildings?

2699
02:01:33,633 --> 02:01:35,555
Why credit card
companies?

2700
02:01:35,668 --> 02:01:37,465
If you erase
the debt record,

2701
02:01:37,637 --> 02:01:40,026
then we all
go back to zero.

2702
02:01:40,139 --> 02:01:42,130
It'll create
total chaos.

2703
02:01:44,944 --> 02:01:45,899
Keep him talking.

2704
02:01:46,012 --> 02:01:46,967
I need to make
a phone call.

2705
02:01:57,890 --> 02:01:59,778
I really admire
what you're doing.

2706
02:02:01,494 --> 02:02:02,392
What?

2707
02:02:02,495 --> 02:02:04,656
You're a brave man
to order this.

2708
02:02:04,764 --> 02:02:06,391
You're a genius,
sir.

2709
02:02:06,499 --> 02:02:09,388
You said, if anyone
ever interferes

2710
02:02:09,602 --> 02:02:11,229
with Project Mayhem...
even you...

2711
02:02:11,337 --> 02:02:13,601
we gotta
get his balls.

2712
02:02:15,108 --> 02:02:16,040
It's useless
to fight.

2713
02:02:16,142 --> 02:02:17,234
This is really
a powerful gesture,

2714
02:02:17,343 --> 02:02:18,241
Mr. Durden.

2715
02:02:18,344 --> 02:02:19,572
It'll set quite
an example.

2716
02:02:19,679 --> 02:02:21,738
You're making
a big mistake, fellas.

2717
02:02:21,848 --> 02:02:22,746
You said
you'd say that.

2718
02:02:22,849 --> 02:02:24,305
I'm not
Tyler Durden!

2719
02:02:24,384 --> 02:02:25,874
You told us
you'd say that, too.

2720
02:02:25,985 --> 02:02:28,783
All right,
I am Tyler Durden.

2721
02:02:28,888 --> 02:02:30,048
Listen to me,

2722
02:02:30,156 --> 02:02:31,680
I'm giving you
a direct order.

2723
02:02:31,791 --> 02:02:33,747
We are aborting this
mission, right now.

2724
02:02:33,860 --> 02:02:35,225
You said you would
definitely say that.

2725
02:02:41,467 --> 02:02:42,456
Are you fucking
out of your minds?

2726
02:02:42,635 --> 02:02:43,829
You're
police officers!

2727
02:02:46,873 --> 02:02:47,965
Somebody
timing this?

2728
02:02:48,074 --> 02:02:48,972
No! No!

2729
02:02:49,142 --> 02:02:50,575
Keep your
mouth shut!

2730
02:02:50,677 --> 02:02:51,575
[Knock On Door]

2731
02:02:51,678 --> 02:02:52,576
Shit.

2732
02:02:55,381 --> 02:02:56,313
Yeah?

2733
02:02:56,416 --> 02:02:57,405
Hey, you know, some
of this information

2734
02:02:57,517 --> 02:02:58,745
checks out.

2735
02:02:58,851 --> 02:03:00,375
Let's go over
to that house

2736
02:03:00,486 --> 02:03:01,510
on Paper Street.

2737
02:03:01,654 --> 02:03:02,643
Be right there.

2738
02:03:02,755 --> 02:03:03,653
[Door Closes]

2739
02:03:03,756 --> 02:03:05,087
Hey! Wait!

2740
02:03:05,191 --> 02:03:06,385
I got him.

2741
02:03:06,492 --> 02:03:07,720
Sir, we have
to do this, sir.

2742
02:03:07,827 --> 02:03:08,919
Stop fighting.

2743
02:03:09,028 --> 02:03:10,290
Where's the rubber band?

2744
02:03:10,396 --> 02:03:11,454
Get away from me!

2745
02:03:11,664 --> 02:03:12,460
Drop that
fucking knife!

2746
02:03:12,565 --> 02:03:13,463
Drop it!

2747
02:03:16,736 --> 02:03:17,634
Back up.

2748
02:03:17,737 --> 02:03:18,761
Face down
on the floor,

2749
02:03:18,871 --> 02:03:19,769
both of you,
right now!

2750
02:03:22,375 --> 02:03:23,933
Get down
on the floor!

2751
02:03:28,681 --> 02:03:30,512
First person comes out
this fucking door

2752
02:03:30,683 --> 02:03:32,742
gets a... gets a lead salad,
you understand?

2753
02:03:53,940 --> 02:03:54,838
[Horns Blaring]

2754
02:03:57,810 --> 02:03:59,675
Get away!
Get away!

2755
02:04:12,425 --> 02:04:13,881
I ran.

2756
02:04:15,428 --> 02:04:17,123
I ran until
my muscles burned

2757
02:04:17,230 --> 02:04:19,323
and my veins pumped
battery acid.

2758
02:04:22,135 --> 02:04:23,762
Then I ran
some more.

2759
02:05:05,411 --> 02:05:07,208
What the fuck
are you doing?

2760
02:05:07,313 --> 02:05:08,871
Running around
in your underpants.

2761
02:05:08,981 --> 02:05:10,243
Man, you look
like a crazy person.

2762
02:05:10,349 --> 02:05:12,044
No, I'm
onto you.

2763
02:05:12,151 --> 02:05:13,243
I know what's
going on here.

2764
02:05:13,352 --> 02:05:14,376
Well come on,
then.

2765
02:05:14,487 --> 02:05:15,943
I got us a great place
to watch from.

2766
02:05:16,055 --> 02:05:17,249
[Grunting]

2767
02:05:17,356 --> 02:05:18,380
It'll be like
pay-per-view.

2768
02:06:07,373 --> 02:06:08,271
Oh, Christ.

2769
02:06:08,374 --> 02:06:10,239
Now what
are you doing?

2770
02:06:10,343 --> 02:06:11,401
I'm stopping this.

2771
02:06:11,510 --> 02:06:14,502
Why? Greatest thing
you've ever done, man.

2772
02:06:14,614 --> 02:06:16,206
No, I can't
let this happen.

2773
02:06:16,315 --> 02:06:17,805
You know there
are 10 other bombs

2774
02:06:17,917 --> 02:06:19,373
in 10 other buildings.

2775
02:06:19,452 --> 02:06:20,783
God damn it, since when
is Project Mayhem

2776
02:06:20,887 --> 02:06:21,785
about murder?

2777
02:06:21,888 --> 02:06:23,150
The buildings
are empty.

2778
02:06:23,289 --> 02:06:24,779
Security and maintenance,
all our people.

2779
02:06:24,891 --> 02:06:26,051
We're not killing
anyone, man,

2780
02:06:26,158 --> 02:06:27,352
we're setting 'em free.

2781
02:06:27,460 --> 02:06:28,358
Bob is dead.

2782
02:06:28,461 --> 02:06:30,156
They shot him
in the head.

2783
02:06:30,296 --> 02:06:31,490
You wanna
make an omelet,

2784
02:06:31,597 --> 02:06:33,121
you gotta
break some eggs.

2785
02:06:33,299 --> 02:06:34,459
No, I'm not
listening to you.

2786
02:06:34,567 --> 02:06:35,591
You're not
even there.

2787
02:06:43,442 --> 02:06:44,374
Wouldn't do that.

2788
02:06:44,477 --> 02:06:47,207
Not unless I knew which
wires were what.

2789
02:06:47,313 --> 02:06:48,940
If you know,
then I know.

2790
02:06:54,654 --> 02:06:55,552
Or...

2791
02:06:55,655 --> 02:06:56,553
maybe I knew
you'd know,

2792
02:06:56,656 --> 02:06:57,645
so I spent
the whole day

2793
02:06:57,823 --> 02:06:58,881
thinking about
the wrong ones.

2794
02:07:07,600 --> 02:07:08,555
You think?

2795
02:07:10,636 --> 02:07:12,399
Oh, heavens no,
not the green one.

2796
02:07:13,606 --> 02:07:14,903
Pull any one
but the green one.

2797
02:07:20,813 --> 02:07:22,644
I asked you
not to do that!

2798
02:07:28,287 --> 02:07:29,549
Tyler, get away
from the van.

2799
02:07:32,625 --> 02:07:34,024
Tyler, I'm
not kidding!

2800
02:07:34,126 --> 02:07:35,991
Get away
from the van!

2801
02:07:36,095 --> 02:07:37,323
God damn it!

2802
02:07:38,664 --> 02:07:40,120
Whoa!

2803
02:07:40,199 --> 02:07:41,097
Whoa!

2804
02:07:44,337 --> 02:07:47,101
OK, you are now
firing a gun

2805
02:07:47,206 --> 02:07:48,434
at your imaginary
friend

2806
02:07:48,541 --> 02:07:51,203
near 400 gallons
of nitroglycerin!

2807
02:07:53,512 --> 02:07:55,173
Look, Tyler,
Tyler!

2808
02:07:58,317 --> 02:07:59,511
Ahh!

2809
02:08:08,694 --> 02:08:10,321
Aw, come on.

2810
02:08:10,429 --> 02:08:11,589
Don't go.

2811
02:08:50,269 --> 02:08:51,395
What?!

2812
02:09:37,416 --> 02:09:38,474
3 minutes.

2813
02:09:38,584 --> 02:09:40,848
This is it.

2814
02:09:40,953 --> 02:09:42,978
The beginning.

2815
02:09:43,089 --> 02:09:45,011
Ground zero.

2816
02:09:45,124 --> 02:09:47,046
I think this is about
where we came in.

2817
02:09:47,159 --> 02:09:48,091
Would you like
to say a few words

2818
02:09:48,194 --> 02:09:49,957
to mark the occasion?

2819
02:09:50,062 --> 02:09:51,791
[Mumbling]

2820
02:09:51,897 --> 02:09:53,057
I'm sorry?

2821
02:09:53,165 --> 02:09:55,759
I still can't think
of anything.

2822
02:09:57,470 --> 02:09:59,563
Ah, flashback humor.

2823
02:10:04,810 --> 02:10:06,437
It's getting
exciting now.

2824
02:10:08,848 --> 02:10:09,837
2 and 1/2.

2825
02:10:09,949 --> 02:10:10,847
Think of everything

2826
02:10:10,950 --> 02:10:12,440
we've accomplished,
man.

2827
02:10:13,853 --> 02:10:15,650
Out these windows,
we will view

2828
02:10:15,821 --> 02:10:17,311
the collapse
of financial history.

2829
02:10:18,524 --> 02:10:20,856
One step closer to
economic equilibrium.

2830
02:10:35,841 --> 02:10:37,172
Why is she here?

2831
02:10:37,276 --> 02:10:39,164
Tying up loose ends.

2832
02:10:39,278 --> 02:10:42,338
Marla: Put me down,
you bald-headed fucks!

2833
02:10:42,448 --> 02:10:43,642
I'm begging you,

2834
02:10:43,849 --> 02:10:44,645
please don't
do this.

2835
02:10:44,850 --> 02:10:45,646
I'm not doing this.

2836
02:10:45,851 --> 02:10:47,409
We are doing this.

2837
02:10:47,520 --> 02:10:48,544
This is what we want.

2838
02:10:48,654 --> 02:10:50,679
No, I don't
want this.

2839
02:10:50,856 --> 02:10:53,882
Right, except you
is meaningless now.

2840
02:10:53,993 --> 02:10:55,620
We have to forget
about you.

2841
02:10:55,728 --> 02:10:57,958
Jesus, you're
a voice in my head.

2842
02:10:58,063 --> 02:10:59,325
You're a voice
in mine.

2843
02:10:59,431 --> 02:11:00,887
You're a fucking
hallucination,

2844
02:11:00,966 --> 02:11:02,058
why can't I
get rid of you?

2845
02:11:02,168 --> 02:11:03,066
You need me.

2846
02:11:03,169 --> 02:11:05,330
No, I don't,
I really don't anymore.

2847
02:11:05,471 --> 02:11:06,460
Hey, you created me.

2848
02:11:06,572 --> 02:11:08,301
I didn't create
some loser alter ego

2849
02:11:08,407 --> 02:11:09,863
to make myself
feel better.

2850
02:11:09,942 --> 02:11:10,966
Take some
responsibility.

2851
02:11:11,076 --> 02:11:12,236
I do.

2852
02:11:12,344 --> 02:11:14,300
I am responsible
for all of it,

2853
02:11:14,413 --> 02:11:15,471
and I
accept that.

2854
02:11:15,581 --> 02:11:17,811
So please,
I'm begging you,

2855
02:11:17,917 --> 02:11:19,544
please
call this off.

2856
02:11:21,921 --> 02:11:23,752
Have I ever
let us down?

2857
02:11:25,257 --> 02:11:27,521
How far have you come
because of me?

2858
02:11:33,499 --> 02:11:35,455
I will bring us
through this.

2859
02:11:35,568 --> 02:11:37,456
As always,

2860
02:11:37,570 --> 02:11:39,731
I will carry you,
kicking and screaming,

2861
02:11:39,838 --> 02:11:41,931
and in the end,
you will thank me.

2862
02:11:42,041 --> 02:11:43,906
Tyler.

2863
02:11:44,009 --> 02:11:46,170
Tyler, I'm
grateful to you

2864
02:11:46,278 --> 02:11:47,506
for everything

2865
02:11:47,713 --> 02:11:48,577
that you've
done for me.

2866
02:11:48,681 --> 02:11:50,205
But this
is too much.

2867
02:11:50,316 --> 02:11:51,806
I don't
want this.

2868
02:11:51,917 --> 02:11:52,815
What do you want?!

2869
02:11:52,918 --> 02:11:54,146
Want to go back
to the shit job,

2870
02:11:54,253 --> 02:11:56,710
fucking condo world,
watching sitcoms?

2871
02:11:56,789 --> 02:11:58,711
Fuck you.
I won't do it.

2872
02:11:58,824 --> 02:12:01,452
Oh, God, this
can't be happening.

2873
02:12:01,560 --> 02:12:04,017
It's already done,
so shut up.

2874
02:12:04,096 --> 02:12:04,994
60 seconds.

2875
02:12:05,097 --> 02:12:06,428
Can you see
alright?

2876
02:12:09,301 --> 02:12:10,700
I can figure this out.

2877
02:12:10,803 --> 02:12:12,327
I can figure this out,
this isn't even real.

2878
02:12:12,438 --> 02:12:14,394
You're not real,
that gun isn't...

2879
02:12:14,506 --> 02:12:16,235
That gun isn't
even in your hand.

2880
02:12:17,810 --> 02:12:19,266
The gun's in my hand.

2881
02:12:24,917 --> 02:12:27,283
Hey, good for you.
Doesn't change a thing.

2882
02:12:36,262 --> 02:12:38,890
Why do you want to put
a gun to your head?

2883
02:12:38,998 --> 02:12:41,796
Not my head, Tyler.

2884
02:12:41,900 --> 02:12:43,629
Our head.

2885
02:12:45,404 --> 02:12:46,769
Interesting.

2886
02:12:50,276 --> 02:12:52,904
Where are you going
with this, I KEA boy?

2887
02:12:59,785 --> 02:13:03,141
Hey, it's you
and me.

2888
02:13:06,158 --> 02:13:07,056
Friends.

2889
02:13:09,128 --> 02:13:10,026
Tyler...

2890
02:13:13,065 --> 02:13:15,920
I want you to
really listen to me.

2891
02:13:16,035 --> 02:13:16,933
OK.

2892
02:13:20,005 --> 02:13:21,632
My eyes are open.

2893
02:13:39,491 --> 02:13:41,356
What's that smell?

2894
02:13:55,708 --> 02:13:57,107
[Elevator Bell Dings]

2895
02:14:01,647 --> 02:14:03,171
Where is
everybody?

2896
02:14:03,349 --> 02:14:04,441
I don't know,
what's goin' on?

2897
02:14:05,551 --> 02:14:06,779
Mr. Durden!

2898
02:14:07,886 --> 02:14:09,217
Oh, my God.

2899
02:14:09,321 --> 02:14:10,219
Sir?

2900
02:14:14,860 --> 02:14:15,884
Are you, uh...

2901
02:14:15,994 --> 02:14:17,791
Are you
alright, sir?

2902
02:14:17,896 --> 02:14:19,090
Oh, yeah, I'm OK.

2903
02:14:19,198 --> 02:14:20,096
You look
terrible, sir.

2904
02:14:20,199 --> 02:14:21,826
What happened?

2905
02:14:21,934 --> 02:14:24,095
Oh, nothing.
It's no problem.

2906
02:14:24,203 --> 02:14:25,932
Oh, no, no, sir,
he's not kidding.

2907
02:14:26,038 --> 02:14:27,164
You look
really awful.

2908
02:14:27,373 --> 02:14:28,397
You need medical
assistance.

2909
02:14:28,507 --> 02:14:29,963
- I'm fine.
- Ugh.

2910
02:14:30,042 --> 02:14:30,997
Look, I'm fine.

2911
02:14:31,110 --> 02:14:33,567
Everything's fine.

2912
02:14:33,679 --> 02:14:37,012
[Marla Shouting]

2913
02:14:37,116 --> 02:14:39,107
Let... Let her go.

2914
02:14:39,218 --> 02:14:40,173
Christ
almighty!

2915
02:14:40,386 --> 02:14:42,115
You!

2916
02:14:42,221 --> 02:14:44,610
Hi, Marla.

2917
02:14:45,724 --> 02:14:46,656
Leave her
with me,

2918
02:14:46,759 --> 02:14:47,657
get your stuff,

2919
02:14:47,760 --> 02:14:48,658
I'll meet you
downstairs.

2920
02:14:48,761 --> 02:14:49,659
Are you sure?

2921
02:14:49,762 --> 02:14:51,684
Yes, I'm sure.

2922
02:14:52,898 --> 02:14:54,820
You fucker!

2923
02:14:54,933 --> 02:14:55,831
What kind of sick
fucking game

2924
02:14:55,934 --> 02:14:56,832
are you
playing now,

2925
02:14:56,935 --> 02:14:57,833
putting me
on a fucking bu...

2926
02:14:57,936 --> 02:14:59,801
Oh, my God,
your face!

2927
02:14:59,905 --> 02:15:01,304
Yeah, I know.

2928
02:15:06,145 --> 02:15:08,033
What happened?

2929
02:15:08,147 --> 02:15:09,273
Don't ask.

2930
02:15:09,415 --> 02:15:10,279
You're shot.

2931
02:15:10,416 --> 02:15:11,713
Yes, I'm shot.

2932
02:15:11,917 --> 02:15:13,316
Oh, my God.

2933
02:15:13,419 --> 02:15:14,818
I can't believe
he's standing.

2934
02:15:14,920 --> 02:15:16,319
One tough
motherfucker.

2935
02:15:20,225 --> 02:15:22,056
Who did this?

2936
02:15:22,161 --> 02:15:24,652
I did, actually.

2937
02:15:24,763 --> 02:15:26,128
Find some gauze.

2938
02:15:28,167 --> 02:15:30,192
You shot
yourself?

2939
02:15:30,302 --> 02:15:31,326
Yes, but it's OK.

2940
02:15:31,437 --> 02:15:32,961
Marla, look at me.

2941
02:15:33,071 --> 02:15:35,301
I'm really OK.

2942
02:15:35,441 --> 02:15:37,329
Trust me.

2943
02:15:37,443 --> 02:15:39,138
Everything's
gonna be fine.

2944
02:15:52,257 --> 02:15:54,020
You met me at
a very strange time

2945
02:15:54,126 --> 02:15:55,354
in my life.

2946
02:15:57,463 --> 02:15:58,896
# With your feet
on the air #

2947
02:15:58,997 --> 02:16:01,454
# And your head
on the ground #

2948
02:16:04,736 --> 02:16:09,025
# Try this trick
and spin it, yeah #

2949
02:16:10,275 --> 02:16:12,004
# Your head'll
collapse #

2950
02:16:12,110 --> 02:16:13,805
# If there's
nothing in it #

2951
02:16:13,979 --> 02:16:15,139
# And you'll ask
yourself #

2952
02:16:15,981 --> 02:16:18,677
# Where is my mind? #

2953
02:16:18,984 --> 02:16:20,849
# Where is my mind? #

2954
02:16:20,986 --> 02:16:24,843
# Where is my mind? #

2955
02:16:25,724 --> 02:16:32,516
# Where is my mind? #

2956
02:16:32,865 --> 02:16:38,895
# Way out in the water,
see it swimming #

2957
02:16:44,776 --> 02:16:48,439
# I was swimming
in the Caribbean #

2958
02:16:51,517 --> 02:16:56,841
# Animals were hiding
behind the rock #

2959
02:16:57,022 --> 02:16:59,013
# Except for little fish #

2960
02:16:59,124 --> 02:17:00,421
# When they told me
east is west #

2961
02:17:00,526 --> 02:17:02,653
# Trying to talk
to me, coy koi #

2962
02:17:02,794 --> 02:17:05,683
# Where is my mind? #

2963
02:17:05,831 --> 02:17:07,662
# Where is my mind? #

2964
02:17:07,766 --> 02:17:12,123
# Where is my mind? #

2965
02:17:19,511 --> 02:17:26,235
# Way out in the water,
see it swimming #

2966
02:17:39,598 --> 02:17:40,929
# With your feet
on the air #

2967
02:17:41,033 --> 02:17:43,593
# And your head
on the ground #

2968
02:17:46,638 --> 02:17:50,404
# Try this trick
and spin it, yeah #

2969
02:17:52,210 --> 02:17:55,634
# Your head'll collapse
if there's nothing in it #

2970
02:17:55,747 --> 02:17:57,772
# And you'll ask yourself #

2971
02:17:57,916 --> 02:18:00,373
# Where is my mind? #

2972
02:18:00,552 --> 02:18:02,713
# Where is my mind? #

2973
02:18:02,854 --> 02:18:07,018
# Where is my mind? #

2974
02:18:14,366 --> 02:18:20,896
# Way out in the water,
see it swimming #

2975
02:18:21,305 --> 02:19:21,491
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