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People always ask me
if I know Tyler Durden.

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Three minutes.

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This is it. Ground zero.

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Do you have a speech for the occasion?

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With a gun barrel between your teeth,
you speak only in vowels.

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I can't think of anything.

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For a second, I forget about
Tyler's controlled demolition thing

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and I wonder how clean that gun is.

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It's getting exciting now.

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That old thing,
how you always hurt the one you love.

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Well, it works both ways.

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We have front-row seats
for this theater of mass destruction.

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The Demolitions Committee
of Project Mayhem

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wrapped the foundations
of 12 buildings with explosives.

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In two minutes,
primary charges will blow base charges

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and a few blocks will be reduced
to smouldering rubble.

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I know this because Tyler knows this.

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Two and a half.
Think of everything we've accomplished.

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Suddenly I realize that all of this,
the gun, the bombs, the revolution,

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has got something to do
with a girl named Marla Singer.

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Bob. Bob had bitch tits.

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This was a support group
for men with testicular cancer.

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The big moosie slobbering all over me,
that was Bob.

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We're still men.

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Yes, we're men.

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Men is what we are.

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Bob had had his testicles removed.
Then hormone therapy.

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He developed bitch tits because
his testosterone was too high

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and his body upped the oestrogen.

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- That was where I fit...
- They'll have to drain my pecs again.

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..between those huge sweating tits

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that hung enormous,
the way you'd think of God's as big.

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OK, you cry now.

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No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier.

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For six months, I couldn't sleep.

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I couldn't sleep.

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With insomnia, nothing's real.

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Everything's far away.

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Everything's a copy of a copy

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of a copy.

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When deep space exploration ramps up,
it'll be the corporations that name everything.

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The IBM Stellar Sphere.

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The Microsoft Galaxy.

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The Planet Starbucks.

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I need you out of town this week
to cover some red flags.

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It must have been Tuesday.
He had on his cornflower blue tie.

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You want me to deprioritize my reports
until you advise of a status upgrade?

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Prioritize these. Here's your flight coupons.
Call me if there's any snags.

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He was full of pep.
Must have had his grande latte enema.

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Like so many others, I had become
a slave to the Ikea nesting instinct.

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Yes. I'd like to order

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the Erika Pekkari dust ruffles.

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- Please hold.
- Anything clever,

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like a coffee table in the shape of a yin-yang,
I had to have it.

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The Klipsk personal office unit.

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The Hovetrekke home exerbike.

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Or the Ohamshab sofa
with the Strinne green stripe pattern.

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Even the Ryslampa wire lamps of
environmentally-friendly unbleached paper.

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I'd flip through catalogues and wonder

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"What kind of dining set
defines me as a person?"

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I had it all. Even the glass dishes
with tiny bubbles and imperfections,

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proof that they were crafted by the honest,
hard-working, indigenous peoples of...

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- Please hold.
- ..wherever.

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We used to read pornography.

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Now it was the Horchow collection.

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- No. You can't die of insomnia.
- What about narcolepsy?

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I nod off, I wake up in strange places.

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I have no idea how I got there.

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- You need to lighten up.
- Can you please just give me something?

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Red and blue Tuinals, lipstick-red Seconals...

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No. You need healthy, natural sleep.

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Chew some valerian root
and get more exercise.

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Hey, come on.

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- I'm in pain.
- You wanna see pain?

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Swing by First Methodist, Tuesday nights.

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See the guys with testicular cancer.

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That's pain.

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I always wanted three kids...
two boys and a girl.

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Mindy wanted two girls and a boy.

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We never could agree on anything.

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Well, I... She...

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She had her first child last week.

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A girl.

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With... With her... With her new husband.

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Fuck!

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Thank God, you know...

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I'm glad for her.

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She deserves...

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Everyone, let's thank Thomas
for sharing himself with us.

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Thank you, Thomas.

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I look around this room,
and I see a lot of courage.

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And that gives me strength.

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We give each other strength.

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It's time for the one-on-ones.

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So let's all of us follow Thomas's example
and really open ourselves up.

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Could you find a partner?

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And this is how I met the big moosie.

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His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears.

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Knees together. Those awkward little steps.

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- My name is Bob.
- Bob?

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Bob had been a champion bodybuilder.

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You know that chest expansion programme
on late-night TV?

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That was his idea.

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I was a juicer.

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You know, using steroids?

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Diabonal and

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Wisterol.

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Oh, they use that on racehorses,
for Christ sakes.

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And now I'm bankrupt.

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I'm divorced.

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My two grown kids

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won't even return my phone calls.

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Strangers with this kind of honesty
make me go a big, rubbery one.

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Go ahead,... Cornelius.

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You can cry.

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And then... something happened.
I let go.

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That's really good.

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Lost in oblivion.

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Dark and silent and complete.

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I found freedom.
Losing all hope was freedom.

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It's OK.

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Babies don't sleep this well.

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I became addicted.

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If I didn't say anything

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people always assumed the worst.

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They cried harder... then I cried harder.

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Now we're going to open the green door,
the heart chakra...

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I wasn't really dying.

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I wasn't host to cancer or parasites.

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I was the warm little center
that the life of this world crowded around.

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Imagine your pain
as a white ball of healing light.

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It moves over your body, healing you.

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Now keep this going. Remember to breathe

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and step forward
through the back door of the room.

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Where does it lead?

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To your cave.

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Step forward

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into your cave.

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That's right.

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You're going deeper into your cave.

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And you're going to find

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your power animal.

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Slide.

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Every evening I died.

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And every evening I was born again.

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Resurrected.

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Bob loved me because he thought
my testicles were removed too.

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Being there, pressed against his tits,

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ready to cry.

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This was my vacation.

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And she

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ruined everything.

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This is cancer, right?

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This chick, Marla Singer,

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did not have testicular cancer.

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She was a liar.

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She had no diseases at all.

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I had seen her at Free And Clear,
my blood parasites group, Thursdays.

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Then at Hope,
my bimonthly sickle-cell circle.

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And again, at Seize The Day,
my tuberculosis, Friday night.

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Marla,

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the big tourist.

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Her lie reflected my lie.

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And suddenly, I felt nothing.

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I couldn't cry. So once again,

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I couldn't sleep.

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Next group, after guided meditation,

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after we open our heart chakras,
when it's time to hug,

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I'm gonna grab that bitch,
Marla Singer, and scream.

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Marla, you liar!
You big tourist, I need this! Now, get out!

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I hadn't slept in four days.

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We'll just let that dry...

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When you have insomnia,
you're never really asleep.

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And you're never really awake.

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To begin tonight's communion,

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Chloe would like to say a few words.

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Oh, yeah. Chloe.

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Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton
would look if you made it walk around

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being extra nice to everybody.

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Well, I'm still here.

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But I don't know for how long.

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That's as much certainty
as anyone can give me.

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But I've got some good news.

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I no longer have any fear of death.

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But... I am in a pretty lonely place.

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No-one will have sex with me.

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I'm so close to the end,
and all I want is to get laid for the last time.

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I have pornographic movies
in my apartment,

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- and lubricants and amyl nitrite.
- Thank you, Chloe.

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Everyone, let's thank Chloe.

192
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Thank you, Chloe.

193
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Now, let's ready ourselves
for guided meditation.

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You're standing at the entrance of your cave.

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You step inside your cave and you walk...

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If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.

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Marla.

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The scratch on the roof of your mouth
that would heal if you could stop tonguing it.

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But you can't.

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..deeper into your cave as you walk.

201
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You feel a healing energy all around you.

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Now find your power animal.

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Slide.

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OK. Let's partner up.

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Pick someone special to you tonight.

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Hey.

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- We need to talk.
- Sure.

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- I'm onto you.
- What?

209
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Yeah. You're a faker. You're not dying.

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Sorry?

211
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In the Tibetan-philosophy, Sylvia-Plath
sense of the word, I know we're all dying.

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- But you're not dying the way Chloe is.
- So?

213
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So you're a tourist.

214
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I've seen you. I saw you at melanoma,
I saw you at tuberculosis.

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I saw you at testicular cancer!

216
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I saw you practising this.

217
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- Practising what?
- Telling me off.

218
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Is it going as well as you hoped,... Rupert?

219
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I'll expose you.

220
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Go ahead. I'll expose you.

221
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Come together. Let yourselves cry.

222
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Oh, God. Why are you doing this?

223
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It's cheaper than a movie
and there's free coffee.

224
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Look, this is important.
These are my groups.

225
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I've been coming for over a year.

226
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- Why do you do it?
- I don't know.

227
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When people think you're dying,
they listen to you instead of...

228
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Instead of waiting for their turn to speak.

229
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Yeah. Yeah.

230
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Share yourself... completely.

231
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Look, you don't want to get into this.

232
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- It becomes an addiction.
- Really?

233
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I'm not kidding. I can't cry
if another faker is present, and I need this.

234
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You gotta find somewhere else to go.

235
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Candystripe a cancer ward.
It's not my problem.

236
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No, wait a second. Hold on.

237
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We'll split up the week, OK?

238
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You take lymphoma and tuberculosis.

239
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You take tuberculosis.
My smoking doesn't go over at all.

240
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OK. Good. Fine.
Testicular cancer should be no contest.

241
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Technically, I have more right to be there.
You still have your balls.

242
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- You're kidding.
- I dunno. Am I?

243
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No. No.

244
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- What do you want?
- I'll take the parasites.

245
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You can't have both.
Take the blood parasites.

246
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- I want brain parasites.
- I'll take the blood but I want brain dementia.

247
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- I want that.
- You can't have the whole brain.

248
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So far, you have four. I only have two.

249
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OK. Take both the parasites. They're yours.

250
00:17:30,410 --> 00:17:32,674
Now we both have three...

251
00:17:35,416 --> 00:17:38,044
Hey! You left half your clothes.

252
00:17:54,602 --> 00:17:56,764
- What, are you selling those?
- Yes!

253
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I'm selling some clothes!

254
00:17:59,007 --> 00:18:01,065
So! We each have three. That's six.

255
00:18:01,175 --> 00:18:04,009
What about the seventh day?
I want bowel cancer.

256
00:18:04,079 --> 00:18:06,172
The girl had done her homework.

257
00:18:06,281 --> 00:18:08,374
No. No. I want bowel cancer.

258
00:18:09,017 --> 00:18:11,077
That's your favorite too?

259
00:18:11,187 --> 00:18:14,678
- Tried to slip it by me, eh?
- Look, we'll split it.

260
00:18:14,790 --> 00:18:16,849
Take the first and third Sunday.

261
00:18:19,328 --> 00:18:21,193
Deal.

262
00:18:23,799 --> 00:18:26,098
Looks like this is goodbye.

263
00:18:26,202 --> 00:18:28,329
Let's not make a big thing out of it.

264
00:18:28,438 --> 00:18:30,872
How's this for not making a big thing?

265
00:18:34,343 --> 00:18:36,140
Hey, Marla!

266
00:18:36,479 --> 00:18:38,640
Marla!

267
00:18:38,714 --> 00:18:41,309
Maybe we should exchange numbers.

268
00:18:41,418 --> 00:18:43,318
Should we?

269
00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:47,480
- We might wanna switch nights.
- OK.

270
00:18:52,663 --> 00:18:55,155
This is how I met Marla Singer.

271
00:18:56,900 --> 00:19:01,132
Marla's philosophy of life
was that she might die at any moment.

272
00:19:01,238 --> 00:19:03,537
The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't.

273
00:19:03,641 --> 00:19:07,667
It doesn't have your name!
Who are you? Cornelius? Rupert?

274
00:19:07,744 --> 00:19:11,704
Travis? Any of the stupid names
you give each night?

275
00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:16,745
You wake up at SeaTac.

276
00:19:16,855 --> 00:19:19,790
SFO. LAX.

277
00:19:19,891 --> 00:19:22,257
You wake up at O'Hare.

278
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:24,488
Dallas Fort Worth.

279
00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:26,531
BWI.

280
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:30,398
Pacific. Mountain. Central.
Lose an hour. Gain an hour.

281
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:34,371
The check-in for that flight
isn't for another two hours, sir.

282
00:19:34,473 --> 00:19:37,738
This is your life,
and it's ending one minute at a time.

283
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:40,802
You wake up at Air Harbor International.

284
00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:46,082
If you wake up at a different time,
in a different place,

285
00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:48,815
could you wake up as a different person?

286
00:19:48,922 --> 00:19:50,980
Everywhere I travel,

287
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:53,354
tiny life.

288
00:19:53,425 --> 00:19:55,951
Single-serving sugar and cream.

289
00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:57,826
Single pat of butter.

290
00:19:57,931 --> 00:20:00,764
The microwave cordon bleu hobby kit.

291
00:20:00,834 --> 00:20:02,802
Shampoo-conditioner combos.

292
00:20:02,903 --> 00:20:06,771
Sample-package mouthwash.
Tiny bars of soap.

293
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,734
The people I meet on each flight,

294
00:20:10,811 --> 00:20:12,937
they're single-serving friends.

295
00:20:13,013 --> 00:20:16,745
Between takeoff and landing,
we have our time together.

296
00:20:16,817 --> 00:20:19,047
That's all we get.

297
00:20:19,153 --> 00:20:21,053
Welcome!

298
00:20:23,157 --> 00:20:27,355
On a long enough time line,
the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

299
00:20:27,428 --> 00:20:31,160
I was a recall coordinator.
My job was to apply the formula.

300
00:20:31,233 --> 00:20:33,633
The infant went through the windshield.

301
00:20:33,735 --> 00:20:37,796
A new car built by my company
leaves somewhere traveling at 60mph.

302
00:20:37,873 --> 00:20:39,966
The rear differential locks up.

303
00:20:41,009 --> 00:20:43,603
The teenager's braces
are stuck to the ashtray.

304
00:20:43,679 --> 00:20:46,045
Might make a good anti-smoking ad.

305
00:20:46,148 --> 00:20:49,640
The car crashes and burns
with everyone trapped inside.

306
00:20:49,751 --> 00:20:52,015
Now, should we initiate a recall?

307
00:20:52,087 --> 00:20:54,181
The father must have been huge.

308
00:20:54,257 --> 00:20:57,487
See where the fat burned to the seat?
The polyester shirt?

309
00:20:57,593 --> 00:20:59,584
Very modern art.

310
00:20:59,661 --> 00:21:02,153
Take the number of vehicles in the field, A.

311
00:21:02,232 --> 00:21:04,962
Multiply it by the probable rate of failure, B.

312
00:21:05,034 --> 00:21:08,834
Multiply the result by
the average out-of-court settlement, C.

313
00:21:08,905 --> 00:21:10,998
A x B x C

314
00:21:11,207 --> 00:21:13,107
equals X.

315
00:21:13,209 --> 00:21:15,804
If X is less than the cost of a recall,

316
00:21:15,879 --> 00:21:17,904
we don't do one.

317
00:21:18,014 --> 00:21:21,211
Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?

318
00:21:21,284 --> 00:21:23,219
You wouldn't believe.

319
00:21:24,688 --> 00:21:27,213
Which car company do you work for?

320
00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:29,418
A major one.

321
00:21:31,895 --> 00:21:35,831
Every time the plane banked too sharply
on takeoff or landing,

322
00:21:35,899 --> 00:21:39,199
I prayed for a crash or a midair collision.

323
00:21:39,871 --> 00:21:41,428
Anything.

324
00:21:50,282 --> 00:21:54,013
Life insurance pays off triple
if you die on a business trip.

325
00:21:56,955 --> 00:22:00,255
"If you are seated in an emergency exit row

326
00:22:00,326 --> 00:22:03,852
and would be unable or unwilling
to perform the duties

327
00:22:03,928 --> 00:22:08,366
listed on the safety card, please
ask a flight attendant to reseat you."

328
00:22:10,169 --> 00:22:12,228
It's a lot of responsibility.

329
00:22:12,305 --> 00:22:14,535
Wanna switch seats?

330
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:18,076
No. I'm not sure
I'm the man for that particularjob.

331
00:22:18,144 --> 00:22:22,548
An exit-door procedure at 30,000ft.

332
00:22:22,649 --> 00:22:24,707
The illusion of safety.

333
00:22:24,950 --> 00:22:27,043
Yeah. I guess so.

334
00:22:27,119 --> 00:22:30,055
You know why
they put oxygen masks on planes?

335
00:22:30,123 --> 00:22:34,685
- So you can breathe.
- Oxygen gets you high.

336
00:22:35,796 --> 00:22:39,323
In a catastrophic emergency,
you take giant panic breaths.

337
00:22:39,399 --> 00:22:41,924
Suddenly you become euphoric, docile.

338
00:22:42,002 --> 00:22:44,301
You accept your fate.

339
00:22:44,939 --> 00:22:46,963
It's all right here.

340
00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:50,203
Emergency water landing, 600mph.

341
00:22:50,311 --> 00:22:53,144
Blank faces. Calm as Hindu cows.

342
00:22:53,214 --> 00:22:55,307
That's...

343
00:22:56,551 --> 00:22:58,815
That's an interesting theory.

344
00:23:00,822 --> 00:23:02,949
- What do you do?
- What do you mean?

345
00:23:03,024 --> 00:23:05,118
What do you do for a living?

346
00:23:05,194 --> 00:23:08,356
Why? So you can pretend you're interested?

347
00:23:11,032 --> 00:23:12,523
OK.

348
00:23:12,601 --> 00:23:15,502
You have
a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.

349
00:23:18,740 --> 00:23:20,800
We have the exact same briefcase.

350
00:23:21,643 --> 00:23:23,634
Soap.

351
00:23:23,746 --> 00:23:27,410
- Sorry?
- I make and I sell soap.

352
00:23:27,550 --> 00:23:29,915
The yardstick of civilization.

353
00:23:30,419 --> 00:23:32,387
And this is how I met...

354
00:23:32,521 --> 00:23:34,319
Tyler Durden.

355
00:23:34,391 --> 00:23:39,658
Did you know if you mix gasoline and
frozen orange juice, you can make napalm?

356
00:23:39,763 --> 00:23:42,732
- No, I did not. Is that true?
- That's right.

357
00:23:42,799 --> 00:23:46,633
One can make all kinds of explosives
with simple household items.

358
00:23:46,736 --> 00:23:49,171
- Really?
- If one was so inclined.

359
00:23:54,144 --> 00:23:59,208
Tyler, you are by far the most interesting
single-serving friend I have ever met.

360
00:24:01,085 --> 00:24:05,215
- Everything on a plane is single-serving...
- Oh, I get it. Very clever.

361
00:24:05,289 --> 00:24:06,847
Thank you.

362
00:24:06,957 --> 00:24:09,050
How's it working out for you?

363
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:11,891
- What?
- Being clever?

364
00:24:11,997 --> 00:24:14,362
Great.

365
00:24:14,432 --> 00:24:17,424
Keep it up, then. Right up.

366
00:24:18,637 --> 00:24:20,798
A question of etiquette.

367
00:24:20,872 --> 00:24:23,864
As I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

368
00:24:30,916 --> 00:24:33,249
How I came to live with Tyler is...

369
00:24:33,319 --> 00:24:37,618
Airlines have this policy
about vibrating luggage.

370
00:24:45,298 --> 00:24:49,928
- Was it ticking?
- Throwers know modern bombs don't tick.

371
00:24:50,036 --> 00:24:53,199
- Sorry, throwers?
- Baggage handlers.

372
00:24:53,272 --> 00:24:55,503
But when a suitcase vibrates,

373
00:24:55,642 --> 00:24:58,303
the throwers have got to call the police.

374
00:24:58,411 --> 00:25:01,903
- My suitcase was vibrating?
- Nine times out of ten

375
00:25:02,014 --> 00:25:04,074
it's an electric razor.

376
00:25:04,151 --> 00:25:06,278
But... every once in a while

377
00:25:09,222 --> 00:25:11,282
it's a dildo.

378
00:25:12,059 --> 00:25:16,120
It's company policy never to imply
ownership in the event of a dildo.

379
00:25:16,230 --> 00:25:20,098
We have to use the indefinite article,
a dildo, never

380
00:25:20,167 --> 00:25:22,260
your dildo.

381
00:25:22,336 --> 00:25:24,430
I don't own...

382
00:25:27,108 --> 00:25:30,236
I had everything in that suitcase.
My CK shirts.

383
00:25:30,311 --> 00:25:33,474
My DKNYshoes. My AX ties.

384
00:25:35,149 --> 00:25:37,481
Never mind.

385
00:25:39,355 --> 00:25:42,084
Hey! That's my car!

386
00:25:48,397 --> 00:25:50,365
Home was a condo on the 15th floor

387
00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:53,491
of a filing cabinet
for widows and professionals.

388
00:25:53,568 --> 00:25:56,197
The walls were solid concrete.

389
00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:58,364
A foot of concrete is important

390
00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:02,741
when your next-door neighbor
has to watch game shows at full volume.

391
00:26:02,812 --> 00:26:06,713
Or when a blast of debris
that used to be your personal effects

392
00:26:06,782 --> 00:26:10,810
blows out of your windows
and sails flaming into the night.

393
00:26:17,294 --> 00:26:19,558
I suppose these things happen.

394
00:26:32,410 --> 00:26:34,503
There's... nothing up there.

395
00:26:34,579 --> 00:26:37,980
You can't go into the unit. Police orders.

396
00:26:46,658 --> 00:26:49,182
Do you have somebody you can call?

397
00:26:49,260 --> 00:26:51,387
How embarrassing.

398
00:26:51,462 --> 00:26:54,364
A houseful of condiments and no food.

399
00:27:03,809 --> 00:27:07,576
The police later told me
the pilot light might have gone out

400
00:27:08,581 --> 00:27:11,549
letting out just a little bit of gas.

401
00:27:11,617 --> 00:27:13,881
That gas could have filled the condo.

402
00:27:13,986 --> 00:27:17,479
1700 square feet with high ceilings
for days and days.

403
00:27:25,698 --> 00:27:29,465
Then the refrigerator's compressor
could have clicked on.

404
00:27:30,571 --> 00:27:32,629
Yeah?

405
00:27:35,775 --> 00:27:37,835
I can hear you breathing...

406
00:27:46,487 --> 00:27:50,423
If you ask me now,
I couldn't tell you why I called him.

407
00:28:33,669 --> 00:28:35,900
- Hello?
- Who's this?

408
00:28:38,140 --> 00:28:40,233
- Tyler?
- Who is this?

409
00:28:41,777 --> 00:28:43,973
We met... We met on the airplane.

410
00:28:44,081 --> 00:28:46,311
We had the same suitcase?

411
00:28:46,383 --> 00:28:48,475
The clever guy?

412
00:28:48,551 --> 00:28:50,918
Oh, yeah. Right.

413
00:28:52,923 --> 00:28:55,551
I called a second ago. There was no answer.

414
00:28:55,659 --> 00:28:59,857
- I'm at a payphone.
- Yeah, I *69'd you. I never pick up my phone.

415
00:29:02,599 --> 00:29:04,693
So what's up?

416
00:29:05,369 --> 00:29:07,394
Well.

417
00:29:07,505 --> 00:29:09,564
You're not gonna believe this.

418
00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:13,939
You know, it could be worse.

419
00:29:14,011 --> 00:29:17,777
A woman could cut off your penis
while you sleep and toss it out of a car.

420
00:29:18,616 --> 00:29:21,915
There's always that. I don't know.

421
00:29:21,986 --> 00:29:25,114
When you buy furniture,
you tell yourself, that's it.

422
00:29:25,189 --> 00:29:27,283
That's the last sofa I'll need.

423
00:29:27,359 --> 00:29:30,157
Whatever happens,
that sofa problem is handled.

424
00:29:30,229 --> 00:29:33,686
I had it all.
I had a stereo that was very decent.

425
00:29:33,798 --> 00:29:37,326
A wardrobe that was getting very respectable.

426
00:29:37,402 --> 00:29:39,563
I was close to being complete.

427
00:29:39,638 --> 00:29:42,199
- Shit, man. Now it's all gone.
- All gone.

428
00:29:42,308 --> 00:29:45,037
All gone.

429
00:29:46,311 --> 00:29:48,336
Do you know what a duvet is?

430
00:29:48,413 --> 00:29:51,315
- A comforter.
- It's a blanket.

431
00:29:51,384 --> 00:29:55,376
Just a blanket. Why do guys
like you and I know what a duvet is?

432
00:29:55,454 --> 00:29:59,619
Is this essential to our survival
in the hunter-gatherer sense?

433
00:29:59,726 --> 00:30:01,353
No.

434
00:30:01,427 --> 00:30:03,418
What are we, then?

435
00:30:03,531 --> 00:30:06,124
I dunno. Consumers.

436
00:30:06,199 --> 00:30:08,258
Right. We're consumers.

437
00:30:08,368 --> 00:30:11,634
We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession.

438
00:30:11,739 --> 00:30:15,640
Murder, crime, poverty.
These things don't concern me.

439
00:30:15,742 --> 00:30:19,179
What concerns me are celebrity magazines,

440
00:30:19,246 --> 00:30:21,339
television with 500 channels,

441
00:30:21,415 --> 00:30:24,077
some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine.

442
00:30:24,185 --> 00:30:26,245
Viagra. Olestra.

443
00:30:26,354 --> 00:30:29,186
- Martha Stewart.
- Fuck Martha Stewart.

444
00:30:29,256 --> 00:30:32,748
She's polishing the brass on the Titanic.
It's all going down.

445
00:30:32,861 --> 00:30:36,592
So fuck off with your sofa units
and Strinne green stripe patterns.

446
00:30:36,665 --> 00:30:39,997
I say never be complete.

447
00:30:40,067 --> 00:30:42,093
I say stop being perfect.

448
00:30:42,204 --> 00:30:44,229
I say let's evolve.

449
00:30:44,306 --> 00:30:46,604
Let the chips fall where they may.

450
00:30:48,777 --> 00:30:50,870
But that's me, and I could be wrong.

451
00:30:50,979 --> 00:30:53,038
Maybe it's a terrible tragedy.

452
00:30:53,114 --> 00:30:55,606
It's just stuff. Not a tragedy...

453
00:30:55,685 --> 00:30:59,451
You did lose a lot of versatile solutions
for modern living.

454
00:30:59,521 --> 00:31:02,115
Fuck, you're right. I don't smoke.

455
00:31:05,494 --> 00:31:09,260
My insurance is probably gonna cover it, so...

456
00:31:11,701 --> 00:31:13,828
What?

457
00:31:13,936 --> 00:31:17,065
The things you own end up owning you.

458
00:31:20,410 --> 00:31:22,468
Do what you like, man.

459
00:31:23,212 --> 00:31:25,647
Oh, it's late.

460
00:31:25,716 --> 00:31:28,446
- Hey, thanks for the beer.
- Yeah, man.

461
00:31:28,518 --> 00:31:30,611
I should find a hotel.

462
00:31:31,355 --> 00:31:33,448
What?

463
00:31:33,523 --> 00:31:35,150
What?

464
00:31:35,259 --> 00:31:37,318
- A hotel?
- Yeah.

465
00:31:37,427 --> 00:31:40,488
- Just ask, man.
- What are you talking about?

466
00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:44,330
Oh, God. Three pitchers of beer
and you still can't ask.

467
00:31:45,335 --> 00:31:46,963
What?

468
00:31:47,071 --> 00:31:49,699
You called me
because you needed a place to stay.

469
00:31:49,774 --> 00:31:53,232
- Oh, hey. No, no, no.
- Yes, you did. So just ask.

470
00:31:53,311 --> 00:31:55,871
Cut the foreplay and just ask, man.

471
00:31:57,682 --> 00:31:59,946
Would... Would that be a problem?

472
00:32:00,051 --> 00:32:02,111
Is it a problem for you to ask?

473
00:32:03,122 --> 00:32:05,351
- Can I stay at your place?
- Yeah.

474
00:32:06,724 --> 00:32:08,784
Thanks.

475
00:32:12,965 --> 00:32:15,958
- I want you to do me a favor.
- Yeah, sure.

476
00:32:16,069 --> 00:32:18,468
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

477
00:32:18,537 --> 00:32:20,505
What?

478
00:32:20,572 --> 00:32:24,407
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

479
00:32:24,511 --> 00:32:27,411
Let me tell you a little bit about Tyler Durden.

480
00:32:27,613 --> 00:32:29,979
Tyler was a night person.

481
00:32:30,082 --> 00:32:32,313
While the rest of us slept, he worked.

482
00:32:32,385 --> 00:32:35,548
He had one part-time job as a projectionist.

483
00:32:35,622 --> 00:32:38,614
A movie doesn't come all on one big reel.
It comes on a few.

484
00:32:38,725 --> 00:32:42,422
Someone has to switch the projectors
at the exact moment

485
00:32:42,529 --> 00:32:45,761
that one reel ends and the next one begins.

486
00:32:45,833 --> 00:32:49,768
You can see little dots come into
the upper right corner of the screen.

487
00:32:49,836 --> 00:32:52,567
In the industry, we call them cigarette burns.

488
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:54,733
That's the cue for a changeover.

489
00:32:54,809 --> 00:32:59,576
He flips the projectors, movie keeps
going and the audience has no idea.

490
00:32:59,647 --> 00:33:01,911
Why would anyone want this shitjob?

491
00:33:02,016 --> 00:33:05,179
Because it affords him
interesting opportunities.

492
00:33:05,252 --> 00:33:08,780
Like splicing a frame of pornography
into family films.

493
00:33:08,857 --> 00:33:13,850
So when the snooty cat and the courageous
dog with the celebrity voices first meet,

494
00:33:13,995 --> 00:33:18,194
that's when you'll catch a flash
of Tyler's contribution to the film.

495
00:33:25,073 --> 00:33:27,667
Nobody knows that they saw it but they did.

496
00:33:27,776 --> 00:33:30,337
Nice, big cock.

497
00:33:35,150 --> 00:33:37,881
Even a hummingbird
couldn't catch Tyler at work.

498
00:33:43,226 --> 00:33:48,254
Tyler also works sometimes as a banquet
waiter at the luxurious Pressman hotel.

499
00:33:52,903 --> 00:33:56,963
He was the guerrilla terrorist
of the food service industry.

500
00:33:57,073 --> 00:33:59,372
Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch.

501
00:33:59,443 --> 00:34:03,846
Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque,
he farted on meringues,

502
00:34:03,914 --> 00:34:06,474
and as for the cream of mushroom soup...

503
00:34:06,583 --> 00:34:08,608
Go ahead, tell 'em.

504
00:34:08,685 --> 00:34:10,676
You get the idea.

505
00:34:10,888 --> 00:34:14,120
- You just want me to hit you?
- Come on. Do me this one favor.

506
00:34:14,225 --> 00:34:17,591
- Why?
- I don't know. Never been in a fight. You?

507
00:34:17,661 --> 00:34:21,655
- No. But that's a good thing.
- You can't know yourself if you haven't!

508
00:34:21,733 --> 00:34:24,099
I don't wanna die without any scars.

509
00:34:24,202 --> 00:34:28,468
- Come on. Hit me, before I lose my nerve.
- Oh, God. This is crazy.

510
00:34:28,540 --> 00:34:30,838
So go crazy! Let it rip.

511
00:34:30,909 --> 00:34:33,605
- I don't know about this.
- I don't either.

512
00:34:33,678 --> 00:34:36,739
Who gives a shit? No-one's watching.
What do you care?

513
00:34:36,849 --> 00:34:39,316
This is crazy. You want me to hit you?!

514
00:34:39,417 --> 00:34:41,476
That's right.

515
00:34:41,553 --> 00:34:44,751
- Where? Like, in the face?
- Surprise me.

516
00:34:46,926 --> 00:34:49,019
This is so fucking stupid.

517
00:34:59,906 --> 00:35:02,100
Motherfucker!

518
00:35:02,174 --> 00:35:04,267
He hit me in the ear!

519
00:35:04,343 --> 00:35:07,541
- Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.
- Ow, Christ!

520
00:35:07,647 --> 00:35:09,706
- Why the ear, man?
- I fucked it up.

521
00:35:09,783 --> 00:35:11,512
No, that was perfect.

522
00:35:24,397 --> 00:35:26,524
No, it's all right.

523
00:35:27,368 --> 00:35:29,461
It really hurts.

524
00:35:29,904 --> 00:35:31,963
Right.

525
00:35:32,340 --> 00:35:34,535
Hit me again.

526
00:35:34,609 --> 00:35:36,736
No, you hit me. Come on!

527
00:35:53,695 --> 00:35:56,186
We should do this again sometime.

528
00:36:08,977 --> 00:36:11,208
- Where's your car?
- What car?

529
00:36:21,724 --> 00:36:24,056
I don't know how Tyler found that house

530
00:36:24,194 --> 00:36:26,425
but he said he'd been there for a year.

531
00:36:26,530 --> 00:36:29,396
It looked like it was waiting to be torn down.

532
00:36:29,465 --> 00:36:31,865
Most of the windows were boarded up.

533
00:36:31,968 --> 00:36:37,339
There was no lock on the front door from
when the police, or whoever, kicked it in.

534
00:36:37,408 --> 00:36:39,467
The stairs were ready to collapse.

535
00:36:39,577 --> 00:36:42,068
I didn't know if he owned it or was squatting.

536
00:36:42,213 --> 00:36:44,681
Neither would have surprised me.

537
00:36:45,583 --> 00:36:47,643
Yep. That's you.

538
00:36:47,752 --> 00:36:50,346
That's me. That's the toilet. Good?

539
00:36:50,422 --> 00:36:52,480
Yeah, thanks.

540
00:36:52,590 --> 00:36:54,490
What a shithole.

541
00:36:54,592 --> 00:36:56,561
Nothing worked.

542
00:37:00,198 --> 00:37:04,100
Turning on one light meant
another light in the house went out.

543
00:37:04,236 --> 00:37:07,967
There were no neighbors.
Just warehouses and a paper mill.

544
00:37:08,039 --> 00:37:12,033
That fart smell of steam.
The hamster-cage smell of wood chips.

545
00:37:13,812 --> 00:37:16,212
What have we here?

546
00:37:30,997 --> 00:37:33,091
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.

547
00:37:44,077 --> 00:37:47,137
Every time it rained, we had to kill the power.

548
00:37:48,048 --> 00:37:51,449
By the end of the first month,
I didn't miss TV.

549
00:37:52,486 --> 00:37:55,820
I didn't even mind the warm, stale refrigerator.

550
00:38:08,168 --> 00:38:10,296
Can I be next?

551
00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:16,769
All right, man.

552
00:38:16,879 --> 00:38:18,869
Lose the tie.

553
00:38:22,884 --> 00:38:27,288
At night, Tyler and I were alone
for half a mile in every direction.

554
00:38:32,728 --> 00:38:36,664
Rain trickled down through
the plaster and the light fixtures.

555
00:38:36,732 --> 00:38:39,566
Everything wooden swelled and shrank.

556
00:38:39,669 --> 00:38:42,865
Everywhere were rusted nails
to snag your elbow on.

557
00:38:42,938 --> 00:38:45,533
The previous occupant had been a shut-in.

558
00:38:45,608 --> 00:38:47,701
Hey, man. What are you reading?

559
00:38:47,777 --> 00:38:52,145
Listen to this. It's an article written
by an organ in the first person.

560
00:38:52,214 --> 00:38:54,979
"I am Jack's medulla oblongata.
Without me,

561
00:38:55,085 --> 00:38:58,543
Jack could not regulate
his heart rate or breathing."

562
00:38:58,621 --> 00:39:00,715
There's a whole series of these.

563
00:39:00,791 --> 00:39:02,883
"I Am Jill's Nipples."

564
00:39:04,894 --> 00:39:08,888
- "I Am Jack's Colon."
- "I Get Cancer. I Kill Jack."

565
00:39:12,136 --> 00:39:15,936
After fighting, everything else
in life got the volume turned down.

566
00:39:17,942 --> 00:39:19,637
What?

567
00:39:19,744 --> 00:39:23,306
- You could deal with anything.
- Have you finished those reports?

568
00:39:27,952 --> 00:39:30,547
If you could choose,
who would you fight?

569
00:39:30,622 --> 00:39:32,715
I'd fight my boss, probably.

570
00:39:32,791 --> 00:39:34,918
Really?

571
00:39:34,993 --> 00:39:38,360
- Yeah, why? Who would you fight?
- I'd fight my dad.

572
00:39:38,430 --> 00:39:40,523
I don't know my dad.

573
00:39:40,599 --> 00:39:42,533
I mean, I know him, but...

574
00:39:42,601 --> 00:39:44,968
He left when I was like, six years old.

575
00:39:45,037 --> 00:39:48,028
Married this other woman
and had some other kids.

576
00:39:48,140 --> 00:39:50,199
He did this every six years.

577
00:39:50,342 --> 00:39:54,439
- He changes city and starts a new family.
- Fucker's setting up franchises!

578
00:39:55,248 --> 00:39:57,374
My dad never went to college.

579
00:39:57,449 --> 00:40:01,386
- So it was real important that I go.
- That sounds familiar.

580
00:40:01,454 --> 00:40:05,892
So I graduate. Call him up long-distance
and say, "Dad, now what?"

581
00:40:05,993 --> 00:40:07,984
- He says, "Get ajob."
- Same here.

582
00:40:08,060 --> 00:40:10,756
Now I'm 25. Make my yearly call again.

583
00:40:10,830 --> 00:40:12,821
"Dad, now what?"

584
00:40:12,899 --> 00:40:15,027
He says, "I dunno. Get married."

585
00:40:15,102 --> 00:40:18,594
You can't get married.

586
00:40:19,372 --> 00:40:21,432
I'm a 30-year-old boy.

587
00:40:21,508 --> 00:40:23,999
We're a generation of men raised by women.

588
00:40:24,077 --> 00:40:28,378
I'm wondering if another woman
is really the answer we need.

589
00:40:34,388 --> 00:40:37,586
Most of the week, we were Ozzie and Harriet.

590
00:40:38,460 --> 00:40:41,895
But every Saturday night,
we were finding something out.

591
00:40:43,097 --> 00:40:46,589
We were finding out more and more
that we were not alone.

592
00:40:50,506 --> 00:40:55,135
It used to be that when I came home angry
or depressed, I'd just clean my condo.

593
00:40:55,243 --> 00:40:57,303
Polish my Scandinavian furniture.

594
00:40:57,446 --> 00:41:02,474
I should have been looking for a new condo
or haggling with my insurance company.

595
00:41:02,551 --> 00:41:06,317
I should have been upset
about my nice flaming little shit.

596
00:41:06,455 --> 00:41:08,320
But I wasn't.

597
00:41:08,457 --> 00:41:12,087
The premise of cybernetting an office
is make things more efficient.

598
00:41:12,162 --> 00:41:15,028
Monday mornings,
I just thought about next week.

599
00:41:15,097 --> 00:41:18,123
Can I get the icon in cornflower blue?

600
00:41:18,234 --> 00:41:19,327
Absolutely.

601
00:41:19,469 --> 00:41:22,700
Efficiency is priority No.1, people.

602
00:41:22,839 --> 00:41:25,636
Because waste is a thief.

603
00:41:25,708 --> 00:41:28,837
I showed this to my man here.
You liked it, didn't you?

604
00:41:32,516 --> 00:41:36,452
You can swallow a pint of blood
before you get sick.

605
00:41:37,487 --> 00:41:39,717
It was right in everyone's face.

606
00:41:39,789 --> 00:41:41,951
Tyler and I just made it visible.

607
00:41:42,059 --> 00:41:44,493
It was on the tip of everyone's tongue.

608
00:41:44,562 --> 00:41:46,655
Tyler and I just gave it a name.

609
00:41:57,875 --> 00:41:59,934
Come on, you've gotta go home!

610
00:42:22,167 --> 00:42:24,499
Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back.

611
00:42:45,391 --> 00:42:49,123
Every week,
Tyler gave the rules that he and I decided.

612
00:42:49,196 --> 00:42:51,255
Gentlemen!

613
00:42:52,032 --> 00:42:54,124
Welcome to Fight Club.

614
00:42:56,236 --> 00:42:58,397
The first rule of Fight Club is

615
00:42:58,539 --> 00:43:00,871
you do not talk about Fight Club.

616
00:43:00,975 --> 00:43:03,570
The second rule of Fight Club is

617
00:43:03,978 --> 00:43:07,414
you do not talk about Fight Club!

618
00:43:07,548 --> 00:43:09,813
Third rule of Fight Club.

619
00:43:09,884 --> 00:43:12,682
Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out,

620
00:43:12,787 --> 00:43:15,550
the fight is over. Fourth rule.

621
00:43:15,623 --> 00:43:17,956
Only two guys to a fight.

622
00:43:18,026 --> 00:43:19,891
Fifth rule.

623
00:43:19,995 --> 00:43:22,657
One fight at a time, fellas.

624
00:43:22,764 --> 00:43:25,233
Sixth rule. No shirts. No shoes.

625
00:43:25,301 --> 00:43:29,236
Seventh rule.
Fights will go on as long as they have to.

626
00:43:31,072 --> 00:43:33,667
And the eighth and final rule.

627
00:43:34,810 --> 00:43:38,006
If this is your first night at Fight Club

628
00:43:38,079 --> 00:43:40,173
you have to fight.

629
00:43:44,220 --> 00:43:46,280
This kid from work, Ricky,

630
00:43:46,390 --> 00:43:50,883
couldn't remember whether
you ordered pens with blue ink or black.

631
00:43:50,993 --> 00:43:53,393
But Ricky was a god for ten minutes

632
00:43:53,462 --> 00:43:56,830
when he trounced
the maitre d' of a local food court.

633
00:43:58,701 --> 00:44:04,038
Sometimes, all you could hear were the flat,
hard, packing sounds over the yelling.

634
00:44:07,811 --> 00:44:10,837
Or the wet choke
when someone gasped and sprayed...

635
00:44:10,914 --> 00:44:12,939
Stop!

636
00:44:13,050 --> 00:44:15,918
You weren't alive anywhere
like you were there.

637
00:44:16,020 --> 00:44:20,820
But Fight Club only exists in the hours
between when Fight Club starts and ends.

638
00:44:21,324 --> 00:44:24,351
Even if I could tell someone
they had a good fight,

639
00:44:24,462 --> 00:44:26,760
I wouldn't be talking to the same man.

640
00:44:26,864 --> 00:44:30,163
Who you were in Fight Club
is not who you were outside of it.

641
00:44:30,268 --> 00:44:35,296
A guy came to Fight Club for the first time.
His ass was a wad of cookie dough.

642
00:44:35,373 --> 00:44:38,241
After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.

643
00:44:39,078 --> 00:44:42,275
If you could fight any celebrity,
who would you fight?

644
00:44:42,346 --> 00:44:45,475
- Alive or dead?
- Doesn't matter. Who'd be tough?

645
00:44:46,385 --> 00:44:49,513
Hemingway. You?

646
00:44:50,155 --> 00:44:53,318
Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner.

647
00:44:54,359 --> 00:44:57,590
We all started seeing things differently.

648
00:44:58,864 --> 00:45:02,198
Everywhere we went,
we were sizing things up.

649
00:45:05,537 --> 00:45:08,701
I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms,

650
00:45:08,775 --> 00:45:12,871
trying to look like how Calvin Klein
or Tommy Hilfiger said they should.

651
00:45:12,946 --> 00:45:15,074
Is that what a man looks like?

652
00:45:15,982 --> 00:45:18,815
Oh, self-improvement is masturbation.

653
00:45:18,918 --> 00:45:20,977
Now, self-destruction...

654
00:45:21,087 --> 00:45:23,079
Excuse me.

655
00:45:57,726 --> 00:46:00,923
Fight Club wasn't about winning or losing.

656
00:46:00,996 --> 00:46:03,055
It wasn't about words.

657
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:08,459
The hysterical shouting was in tongues

658
00:46:08,571 --> 00:46:10,538
like at a Pentecostal Church.

659
00:46:15,077 --> 00:46:17,170
- Is that it?
- Stop!

660
00:46:17,246 --> 00:46:20,147
When the fight was over, nothing was solved.

661
00:46:20,216 --> 00:46:22,150
But nothing mattered.

662
00:46:22,218 --> 00:46:25,016
Cool.

663
00:46:25,087 --> 00:46:27,886
Afterwards, we all felt saved.

664
00:46:28,826 --> 00:46:31,090
Hey, man. How about next week?

665
00:46:31,195 --> 00:46:33,253
How about next month?!

666
00:46:33,362 --> 00:46:35,422
Irvine, you're in the middle.

667
00:46:35,499 --> 00:46:37,558
New guy, you too.

668
00:46:39,303 --> 00:46:41,464
Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me.

669
00:46:41,572 --> 00:46:43,665
He fell down some stairs.

670
00:46:44,308 --> 00:46:46,401
I fell down some stairs.

671
00:46:48,245 --> 00:46:52,910
Fight Club became the reason to cut
your hair short or trim your fingernails.

672
00:46:53,017 --> 00:46:55,484
OK. Any historical figure.

673
00:46:55,586 --> 00:46:57,452
I'd fight Gandhi.

674
00:46:58,089 --> 00:46:59,920
Good answer.

675
00:47:00,024 --> 00:47:02,254
- How about you?
- Lincoln.

676
00:47:02,327 --> 00:47:04,922
Lincoln?

677
00:47:05,029 --> 00:47:08,624
Big guy, big reach.
Skinny guys fight till they're burger.

678
00:47:09,500 --> 00:47:11,593
Fuck!

679
00:47:12,805 --> 00:47:15,467
Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.

680
00:47:24,550 --> 00:47:25,949
Hello?

681
00:47:26,051 --> 00:47:28,451
Where have you been the last eight weeks?

682
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:29,851
Marla?

683
00:47:32,825 --> 00:47:35,954
- How did you find me?
- You left a forwarding number.

684
00:47:36,062 --> 00:47:39,053
I haven't seen you at any support groups.

685
00:47:39,131 --> 00:47:42,329
We split 'em up.
That was the idea. Remember?

686
00:47:42,435 --> 00:47:45,268
Yeah, but you haven't been going to yours.

687
00:47:45,338 --> 00:47:48,865
- How do you know?
- I cheated.

688
00:47:48,942 --> 00:47:50,773
I found a new one.

689
00:47:51,311 --> 00:47:53,575
- Really?
- It's for men only.

690
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:55,272
Like the testicle thing?

691
00:47:59,053 --> 00:48:01,077
Look, this is a bad time.

692
00:48:01,154 --> 00:48:03,589
I've been going to Debtors Anonymous.

693
00:48:03,691 --> 00:48:07,252
- They're really fucked-up people...
- I'm on my way out.

694
00:48:07,328 --> 00:48:09,694
Me too. I've got a stomach full of Xanax.

695
00:48:09,797 --> 00:48:12,095
I took what was left of a bottle.

696
00:48:12,166 --> 00:48:14,259
It might have been too much.

697
00:48:14,335 --> 00:48:17,964
Picture Marla Singer throw herself
around her crummy apartment.

698
00:48:18,106 --> 00:48:22,565
This isn't a for-real suicide thing.
This is probably a cry-for-help thing.

699
00:48:22,677 --> 00:48:25,579
So you're staying in tonight, then?

700
00:48:25,681 --> 00:48:28,514
Do you wanna wait
and hear me describe death?

701
00:48:28,583 --> 00:48:33,111
Do you wanna listen
and see if my spirit can use a phone?

702
00:48:35,357 --> 00:48:38,019
Have you ever heard a death rattle before?

703
00:49:04,321 --> 00:49:09,155
Tyler's door was closed. I'd been here for
two months and his door was never closed.

704
00:49:14,164 --> 00:49:17,224
You won't believe this dream
I had last night.

705
00:49:17,334 --> 00:49:20,599
I can hardly believe anything about last night.

706
00:49:30,414 --> 00:49:32,383
What are you doing here?

707
00:49:35,086 --> 00:49:37,179
What?

708
00:49:37,255 --> 00:49:39,689
This is my house.
What are you doing here?

709
00:49:42,093 --> 00:49:44,084
Fuck you!

710
00:49:58,711 --> 00:50:02,078
Oh, you've got some fucked-up friends!

711
00:50:02,181 --> 00:50:04,172
Limber, though.

712
00:50:04,250 --> 00:50:06,241
Silly cooze.

713
00:50:07,319 --> 00:50:10,050
I come in last night. Phone's off the hook.

714
00:50:10,123 --> 00:50:12,215
Guess who's on the other end?

715
00:50:12,291 --> 00:50:14,486
I knew the story before he told me.

716
00:50:16,797 --> 00:50:20,392
Have you ever heard a death rattle before?

717
00:50:20,467 --> 00:50:23,300
Do you think it'll live up to its name?

718
00:50:23,403 --> 00:50:26,998
Or will it just be a death hairball?

719
00:50:30,411 --> 00:50:34,403
Prepare to evacuate soul.

720
00:50:34,481 --> 00:50:36,108
Ten,

721
00:50:36,216 --> 00:50:39,015
nine,... eight...

722
00:50:39,087 --> 00:50:41,317
How could Tyler, of all people,

723
00:50:41,422 --> 00:50:45,290
think it was a bad thing
that Marla Singer was about to die?

724
00:50:45,359 --> 00:50:47,020
Five,

725
00:50:47,095 --> 00:50:48,687
four...

726
00:50:49,464 --> 00:50:51,523
Hang on.

727
00:50:56,971 --> 00:50:59,303
You got here fast.

728
00:51:00,843 --> 00:51:02,936
Did I call you?

729
00:51:13,655 --> 00:51:16,750
The mattress is all sealed in slippery plastic.

730
00:51:19,995 --> 00:51:22,396
Oh, don't worry. It's not a threat to you.

731
00:51:25,201 --> 00:51:27,101
Oh, fuck!

732
00:51:27,170 --> 00:51:29,263
Somebody called the cops.

733
00:51:41,184 --> 00:51:44,677
- Hey, where's 513?
- End of the hall.

734
00:51:45,489 --> 00:51:49,357
The girl who lives there
used to be a charming, lovely girl.

735
00:51:49,426 --> 00:51:51,587
She has lost faith in herself.

736
00:51:51,695 --> 00:51:54,528
- Miss Singer, let us help you!
- She's a monster!

737
00:51:54,598 --> 00:51:58,729
- You have every reason to live.
- She's infectious human waste!

738
00:51:58,803 --> 00:52:02,602
- Miss Singer!
- Good luck trying to save her!

739
00:52:07,412 --> 00:52:09,607
If I fall asleep,

740
00:52:09,714 --> 00:52:11,978
I'm done for.

741
00:52:13,952 --> 00:52:16,147
You're gonna have to keep me up

742
00:52:16,221 --> 00:52:18,314
all night.

743
00:52:18,390 --> 00:52:20,723
Un-fucking-believable.

744
00:52:20,793 --> 00:52:22,988
He was obviously able to handle it.

745
00:52:23,062 --> 00:52:26,758
- You know what I mean, you fucked her.
- No, I didn't.

746
00:52:26,831 --> 00:52:28,959
- Never?
- No.

747
00:52:29,869 --> 00:52:31,996
You're not into her, are you?

748
00:52:32,071 --> 00:52:34,163
No! God, not at all.

749
00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:36,834
I am Jack's raging bile duct.

750
00:52:36,976 --> 00:52:38,876
Are you sure? You can tell me.

751
00:52:39,011 --> 00:52:40,842
Believe me, I'm sure.

752
00:52:40,980 --> 00:52:44,246
- Put a gun to my head and spray my brains.
- That's good.

753
00:52:44,351 --> 00:52:47,080
She's a predator posing as a house pet.
Stay away.

754
00:52:49,055 --> 00:52:52,685
The shit that came out of
this woman's mouth, I had never heard!

755
00:52:52,793 --> 00:52:54,454
My God.

756
00:52:54,561 --> 00:52:57,894
I haven't been fucked like that
since grade school.

757
00:52:58,031 --> 00:53:00,465
How could Tyler not go for that?

758
00:53:00,567 --> 00:53:04,094
The other night,
he was splicing sex organs into Cinderella.

759
00:53:04,204 --> 00:53:07,003
Marla doesn't need a lover,
just a caseworker.

760
00:53:07,074 --> 00:53:09,668
Or a wash.
This isn't love, it's sport fucking.

761
00:53:09,776 --> 00:53:12,644
She invaded my support groups
and now my home.

762
00:53:12,714 --> 00:53:14,807
Hey, hey. Sit down.

763
00:53:18,885 --> 00:53:22,322
Now, listen.
I can't have you talking to her about me.

764
00:53:22,423 --> 00:53:24,254
Why would I...

765
00:53:24,325 --> 00:53:29,695
Say anything about me or what goes on
in this house to her or anybody,... we're done.

766
00:53:29,797 --> 00:53:32,459
- Now promise me. You promise?
- OK.

767
00:53:32,533 --> 00:53:34,661
- Yeah, I promise.
- Promise?

768
00:53:34,737 --> 00:53:38,138
- I just said, I promise! What...
- That's three times you promised.

769
00:53:39,642 --> 00:53:43,635
If only I had wasted a few minutes
and gone to watch Marla Singer die,

770
00:53:43,712 --> 00:53:45,805
none of this would have happened.

771
00:53:50,720 --> 00:53:53,654
Harder, yes! Oh, harder, harder!

772
00:54:00,263 --> 00:54:02,730
I could have moved to another room.

773
00:54:03,867 --> 00:54:07,701
On the third floor
where I might not have heard them.

774
00:54:07,771 --> 00:54:09,864
But I didn't.

775
00:54:34,099 --> 00:54:38,194
- What are you doing?
- Just going to bed.

776
00:54:38,302 --> 00:54:40,362
Wanna finish her off?

777
00:54:43,275 --> 00:54:46,801
- No. No, thank you.
- I've found a cigarette.

778
00:54:46,911 --> 00:54:50,279
- Who were you talking to?
- Shut up.

779
00:54:50,349 --> 00:54:53,614
I became the calm little center of the world.

780
00:54:54,286 --> 00:54:56,346
I was the Zen master.

781
00:55:01,493 --> 00:55:03,485
I wrote little haiku poems.

782
00:55:04,130 --> 00:55:06,428
I e-mailed them to everyone.

783
00:55:06,532 --> 00:55:08,624
Is that your blood?

784
00:55:10,336 --> 00:55:12,395
Some of it, yeah.

785
00:55:12,505 --> 00:55:15,167
You can't smoke in here.

786
00:55:15,241 --> 00:55:17,335
Take the rest of the day off.

787
00:55:17,411 --> 00:55:19,935
Come back Monday with some clean clothes.

788
00:55:20,012 --> 00:55:22,139
Get yourself together.

789
00:55:22,515 --> 00:55:24,848
I got right in everyone's hostile face.

790
00:55:24,952 --> 00:55:27,443
"Yes, these are bruises from fighting."

791
00:55:27,554 --> 00:55:29,613
"Yes, I'm comfortable with that."

792
00:55:29,722 --> 00:55:31,588
"I am enlightened."

793
00:55:33,527 --> 00:55:38,658
You give up the condo life, give up
all your flaming worldly possessions,

794
00:55:38,766 --> 00:55:41,826
move to a dilapidated house
in a toxic waste area,

795
00:55:41,935 --> 00:55:45,803
and you have to come home to this.

796
00:55:56,451 --> 00:55:59,852
- Hello.
- This is Detective Stern with the Arson Unit.

797
00:55:59,954 --> 00:56:04,186
We have some new information about
the incident at your former condo.

798
00:56:04,259 --> 00:56:05,556
Yes.

799
00:56:05,627 --> 00:56:10,565
I don't know if you're aware, but someone
sprayed Freon into your front-door lock.

800
00:56:10,633 --> 00:56:13,295
They used a chisel to shatter the cylinder.

801
00:56:13,402 --> 00:56:15,392
No, I wasn't aware of that.

802
00:56:15,470 --> 00:56:17,462
I am Jack's cold sweat.

803
00:56:17,573 --> 00:56:19,837
Does this sound strange to you?

804
00:56:19,909 --> 00:56:22,776
Yes, sir, strange. Very strange.

805
00:56:22,845 --> 00:56:24,870
- The dynamite
- Dynamite?

806
00:56:24,980 --> 00:56:28,074
left a residue
of ammonium oxalate potassium perchloride.

807
00:56:28,217 --> 00:56:31,654
- Do you know what this means?
- No, what does it mean?

808
00:56:31,721 --> 00:56:33,655
It means it was home-made.

809
00:56:33,723 --> 00:56:37,989
I'm sorry. This is just coming
as quite a shock to me, sir.

810
00:56:38,061 --> 00:56:43,624
Whoever set this dynamite could have blown
out your pilot light days before the explosion.

811
00:56:43,700 --> 00:56:46,794
- The gas was just a detonator.
- Who would go and do that?

812
00:56:46,870 --> 00:56:48,929
- I'll ask the questions.
- Tell him.

813
00:56:49,072 --> 00:56:53,476
Tell him the liberator who destroyed
my property realigned my perceptions.

814
00:56:53,544 --> 00:56:55,637
Excuse me. Are you there?

815
00:56:55,713 --> 00:56:58,647
I am listening.
It's hard to know what to make of this.

816
00:56:58,715 --> 00:57:03,210
Have you recently made enemies who might
have access to home-made dynamite?

817
00:57:03,287 --> 00:57:05,551
- Enemies?
- Reject civilization,

818
00:57:05,656 --> 00:57:07,716
especially material possessions.

819
00:57:07,826 --> 00:57:10,692
- Son, this is serious.
- Yes, I know it's serious.

820
00:57:10,761 --> 00:57:13,355
- I mean that.
- Yes, it's very serious.

821
00:57:13,464 --> 00:57:16,298
Look, nobody takes this
more seriously than me.

822
00:57:16,368 --> 00:57:19,098
That condo was my life. OK?

823
00:57:19,238 --> 00:57:22,730
I loved every stick of furniture in that place.

824
00:57:22,841 --> 00:57:25,867
That was not just a bunch of stuff
that got destroyed.

825
00:57:25,944 --> 00:57:28,845
- It was me!
- I'd like to thank the Academy.

826
00:57:28,914 --> 00:57:32,941
- Is this not a good time for you?
- Just tell him you fucking did it!

827
00:57:33,051 --> 00:57:36,920
Tell him you blew it all up!
That's what he wants to hear.

828
00:57:36,990 --> 00:57:41,892
- Are you still there?
- Wait. Are you saying that I'm a suspect?

829
00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:45,954
No. I may need to talk to you, so you
let me know if you're gonna leave town.

830
00:57:46,065 --> 00:57:48,465
- OK?
- OK.

831
00:57:51,138 --> 00:57:55,767
Except for their humping,
Tyler and Marla were never in the same room.

832
00:57:55,875 --> 00:57:58,936
My parents pulled this exact same act
for years.

833
00:57:59,013 --> 00:58:02,779
The condom is the glass slipper
of our generation.

834
00:58:02,883 --> 00:58:05,784
You slip one on when you meet a stranger.

835
00:58:05,886 --> 00:58:07,945
You... dance all night.

836
00:58:08,022 --> 00:58:10,115
Then you throw it away.

837
00:58:10,357 --> 00:58:12,985
The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.

838
00:58:14,528 --> 00:58:15,995
What?

839
00:58:20,835 --> 00:58:23,633
I got this dress at a thrift store for $1.

840
00:58:23,738 --> 00:58:25,602
It was worth every penny.

841
00:58:25,706 --> 00:58:27,766
It's a bridesmaid's dress.

842
00:58:28,743 --> 00:58:31,940
Someone loved it intensely

843
00:58:32,013 --> 00:58:34,038
for one day.

844
00:58:34,149 --> 00:58:36,242
Then tossed it.

845
00:58:38,119 --> 00:58:40,178
Like a Christmas tree.

846
00:58:40,322 --> 00:58:42,415
So special.

847
00:58:42,525 --> 00:58:43,958
Then

848
00:58:44,026 --> 00:58:45,823
bam!

849
00:58:45,928 --> 00:58:47,986
It's on the side of the road.

850
00:58:48,563 --> 00:58:50,657
Tinsel still clinging to it.

851
00:58:52,735 --> 00:58:54,794
Like a sex crime victim.

852
00:58:54,870 --> 00:58:56,963
Underwear inside out.

853
00:58:57,641 --> 00:59:01,474
- Bound with electrical tape.
- Well then, it suits you.

854
00:59:01,577 --> 00:59:04,273
You can borrow it sometime.

855
00:59:11,287 --> 00:59:13,381
Get rid of her.

856
00:59:14,157 --> 00:59:17,058
- What? You get rid of her!
- Don't mention me.

857
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:21,358
I am six years old again,
passing messages between parents.

858
00:59:23,367 --> 00:59:26,963
- I really think it's time you left.
- Don't worry, I'm leaving.

859
00:59:27,038 --> 00:59:31,667
- Not that we don't love your visits.
- You are such a nutcase. I can't keep up.

860
00:59:33,844 --> 00:59:36,712
Gotta get off

861
00:59:36,814 --> 00:59:38,076
Thanks. Bye.

862
00:59:38,182 --> 00:59:44,121
Gotta get off of this merry-go-round

863
00:59:44,889 --> 00:59:48,724
Gonna get, need to get...

864
00:59:48,827 --> 00:59:50,852
Gotta get...

865
00:59:53,064 --> 00:59:54,497
You kids!

866
00:59:56,502 --> 00:59:58,993
Why do you still waste time with her?

867
00:59:59,071 --> 01:00:01,403
I'll say this about Marla.

868
01:00:01,473 --> 01:00:03,738
At least she's trying to hit bottom.

869
01:00:03,843 --> 01:00:05,139
And I'm not?

870
01:00:05,244 --> 01:00:08,077
Feathers up your butt
do not make you a chicken.

871
01:00:08,147 --> 01:00:10,240
What are we doing tonight?

872
01:00:10,917 --> 01:00:13,147
Tonight... we make soap.

873
01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:15,245
Really?

874
01:00:15,354 --> 01:00:18,188
To make soap, first we render fat.

875
01:00:37,077 --> 01:00:39,307
The salt balance has to be just right

876
01:00:39,446 --> 01:00:41,938
so the best fat for soap comes from humans.

877
01:00:42,750 --> 01:00:45,844
- Wait, what is this place?
- A liposuction clinic.

878
01:00:53,928 --> 01:00:55,954
Pay dirt!

879
01:00:56,064 --> 01:00:59,897
Richest, creamiest fat in the world.
Fat of the land!

880
01:01:05,507 --> 01:01:09,068
No! Don't pull it, don't pull it!

881
01:01:13,682 --> 01:01:15,946
- Oh, God!
- Give me another one.

882
01:01:22,090 --> 01:01:25,549
As the fat renders,
the tallows float to the surface.

883
01:01:25,628 --> 01:01:27,721
Like in Boy Scouts.

884
01:01:27,797 --> 01:01:31,598
- It's hard to imagine you as a Boy Scout.
- Keep stirring.

885
01:01:33,936 --> 01:01:37,497
Once the tallow hardens,
you skim off a layer of glycerin.

886
01:01:37,573 --> 01:01:39,974
Add nitric acid, you've got nitroglycerin.

887
01:01:40,043 --> 01:01:43,910
Then add sodium nitrate and sawdust,
you've got dynamite.

888
01:01:43,980 --> 01:01:47,815
Yeah, with enough soap,
one could blow up just about anything.

889
01:01:47,918 --> 01:01:49,977
Tyler was full of useful information.

890
01:01:50,053 --> 01:01:54,012
People found clothes got cleaner
when washed at a certain point in the river.

891
01:01:54,124 --> 01:01:56,149
- You know why?
- No.

892
01:01:58,996 --> 01:02:02,797
Human sacrifices were once made
on the hills above this river.

893
01:02:02,867 --> 01:02:06,063
Bodies burnt.
Water permeated the ashes to create lye.

894
01:02:06,170 --> 01:02:08,605
This is lye. The crucial ingredient.

895
01:02:08,673 --> 01:02:13,474
Once it mixed with the melted body fat,
a white soapy discharge crept into the river.

896
01:02:13,578 --> 01:02:15,637
May I see your hand, please?

897
01:02:21,019 --> 01:02:24,251
What is this?

898
01:02:24,356 --> 01:02:26,949
This is a chemical burn.

899
01:02:27,025 --> 01:02:30,553
It will hurt more than any burn
and it will leave a scar.

900
01:02:30,629 --> 01:02:33,257
Meditation worked for cancer,
it could work now.

901
01:02:34,066 --> 01:02:36,830
- Don't shut the pain out.
- Oh, God!

902
01:02:37,636 --> 01:02:42,073
The first soap was made from heroes' ashes,
like the first monkey shot into space.

903
01:02:42,174 --> 01:02:45,167
Without pain or sacrifice,
we would have nothing.

904
01:02:45,245 --> 01:02:48,180
I tried not to think
of the word searing of flesh.

905
01:02:48,248 --> 01:02:51,410
Stop it!
This is your pain, this is your burning hand.

906
01:02:51,517 --> 01:02:54,180
I'm going to my cave
to find my power animal.

907
01:02:54,254 --> 01:02:58,281
No! Don't deal with this
the way those dead people do! Come on!

908
01:02:58,391 --> 01:03:02,384
- I get the point!
- No! You're feeling premature enlightenment.

909
01:03:05,198 --> 01:03:09,260
It's the greatest moment of your life,
and you're off somewhere else!

910
01:03:09,337 --> 01:03:10,860
I am not!

911
01:03:10,937 --> 01:03:13,929
Shut up!
Our fathers were our models for God.

912
01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:17,204
If our fathers bailed,
what does that tell you about God?

913
01:03:18,212 --> 01:03:23,445
Listen to me. You have to consider
the possibility that God does not like you.

914
01:03:23,551 --> 01:03:27,647
He never wanted you.
In all probability, He hates you.

915
01:03:27,722 --> 01:03:31,284
This is not the worst thing that can happen.
We don't need Him!

916
01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:34,328
- I agree!
- Fuck damnation, fuck redemption.

917
01:03:34,428 --> 01:03:36,920
We are God's unwanted children? So be it!

918
01:03:37,032 --> 01:03:41,526
- I'm getting water!
- You can use water and make it worse or...

919
01:03:42,671 --> 01:03:46,163
- Or use vinegar to neutralize the burn.
- Please let me up!

920
01:03:46,275 --> 01:03:48,334
First, you have to give up.

921
01:03:48,443 --> 01:03:51,140
First, you have to know, not fear,

922
01:03:51,247 --> 01:03:54,239
know that some day, you're gonna die.

923
01:03:54,317 --> 01:03:56,546
You don't know how this feels!

924
01:04:00,490 --> 01:04:04,790
It's only after we've lost everything
that we're free to do anything.

925
01:04:06,796 --> 01:04:08,889
OK.

926
01:04:22,146 --> 01:04:24,171
Congratulations.

927
01:04:24,281 --> 01:04:27,182
You're one step closer to hitting the bottom.

928
01:04:30,220 --> 01:04:33,280
Tyler sold his soap
to department stores at $20 a bar.

929
01:04:33,357 --> 01:04:35,349
God knows what they charged.

930
01:04:35,427 --> 01:04:38,691
- This is the best soap.
- Why, thank you, Susan.

931
01:04:38,762 --> 01:04:40,821
It was beautiful.

932
01:04:40,931 --> 01:04:44,800
We were selling rich women
their own fat asses back to them.

933
01:04:45,804 --> 01:04:47,897
He was wearing his yellow tie.

934
01:04:47,973 --> 01:04:50,237
I didn't wear a tie to work any more.

935
01:04:50,342 --> 01:04:53,971
"The first rule of Fight Club
is don't talk about Fight Club."

936
01:04:54,045 --> 01:04:57,607
I'm half-asleep again.
I must have left it in the copy machine.

937
01:04:57,717 --> 01:05:00,184
"The second rule..." Is this yours?

938
01:05:02,053 --> 01:05:05,615
Pretend you're me.
Make a managerial decision.

939
01:05:05,725 --> 01:05:08,159
You find this. What would you do?

940
01:05:12,798 --> 01:05:14,789
Well, I gotta tell you,

941
01:05:14,867 --> 01:05:18,530
I'd be very, very careful
who you talk to about that.

942
01:05:18,637 --> 01:05:21,937
Because the person who wrote that
is dangerous.

943
01:05:22,009 --> 01:05:26,469
And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho
might just snap

944
01:05:26,613 --> 01:05:29,446
and then stalk from office to office

945
01:05:29,549 --> 01:05:34,612
with an Armalite AR10 carbine gas-powered
semiautomatic weapon,

946
01:05:34,688 --> 01:05:39,148
pumping round after round
into colleagues and co-workers.

947
01:05:39,826 --> 01:05:43,194
This might be someone
you've known for years.

948
01:05:43,264 --> 01:05:46,391
Someone very, very close to you.

949
01:05:46,466 --> 01:05:49,868
Tyler's words coming out of my mouth.

950
01:05:50,872 --> 01:05:52,965
And I used to be such a nice guy.

951
01:05:53,041 --> 01:05:56,374
Or maybe you shouldn't bring me
every piece of trash you pick up.

952
01:06:00,214 --> 01:06:03,878
- Compliance and Liability.
- My tit's gonna rot off.

953
01:06:04,820 --> 01:06:07,379
Will you excuse me? I need to take this.

954
01:06:13,662 --> 01:06:17,290
- What do you mean?
- I need you to check for a lump in my breast.

955
01:06:17,398 --> 01:06:21,335
- Go to a hospital.
- I can't afford to waste money on a doctor.

956
01:06:22,304 --> 01:06:24,499
I don't know about this, Marla.

957
01:06:24,606 --> 01:06:26,302
Please.

958
01:06:26,409 --> 01:06:30,401
She didn't call Tyler. I'm neutral in her book.

959
01:06:32,448 --> 01:06:36,476
That's nice.
Taking food to Mrs Haniver and Mrs Raines.

960
01:06:36,553 --> 01:06:38,680
Where are they, exactly?

961
01:06:38,755 --> 01:06:42,885
Tragically, they're dead.
I'm alive and I'm in poverty. Want any?

962
01:06:42,959 --> 01:06:45,052
- No, no.
- I got one for you.

963
01:06:45,128 --> 01:06:47,221
Thanks for the thought.

964
01:06:48,566 --> 01:06:50,897
What happened to your hand?

965
01:06:50,967 --> 01:06:53,128
Oh, nothing.

966
01:06:53,236 --> 01:06:55,296
Right there?

967
01:06:56,340 --> 01:06:59,036
- Feel anything?
- No.

968
01:06:59,143 --> 01:07:01,133
Well, make sure.

969
01:07:01,244 --> 01:07:03,270
OK, I'm pretty sure.

970
01:07:03,347 --> 01:07:05,338
You feel nothing?

971
01:07:05,449 --> 01:07:07,747
No, nothing.

972
01:07:09,286 --> 01:07:12,119
Well, that's a relief. Thank you.

973
01:07:13,724 --> 01:07:16,922
- No problem.
- I wish I could return the favor.

974
01:07:16,995 --> 01:07:19,088
Breast cancer doesn't run in my family.

975
01:07:19,164 --> 01:07:22,656
- I could check your prostate.
- I think I'm OK.

976
01:07:22,767 --> 01:07:24,860
Well, thanks, anyway.

977
01:07:29,875 --> 01:07:32,174
- Are we done?
- Yeah, we're done.

978
01:07:32,278 --> 01:07:34,472
See you... around.

979
01:07:51,689 --> 01:07:53,817
Cornelius?

980
01:07:53,892 --> 01:07:56,257
Cornelius!

981
01:07:56,360 --> 01:07:59,056
It's me! Bob!

982
01:07:59,163 --> 01:08:00,596
Hey, Bob.

983
01:08:04,169 --> 01:08:07,160
- We all thought you were dead.
- No, no. Still here.

984
01:08:07,238 --> 01:08:11,266
- How are you, Bob?
- Better than I've ever been in my whole life.

985
01:08:11,376 --> 01:08:14,868
- Really? Still remaining men together?
- No, no.

986
01:08:14,980 --> 01:08:18,711
- I got something so much better now.
- Really, what is it?

987
01:08:19,384 --> 01:08:21,249
Well...

988
01:08:21,320 --> 01:08:25,587
The first rule is,
I'm not supposed to talk about it.

989
01:08:25,692 --> 01:08:27,819
And the second rule is

990
01:08:27,894 --> 01:08:30,192
I'm not supposed to talk about it.

991
01:08:30,263 --> 01:08:33,699
- And the third rule is...
- Bob, Bob. I'm a member.

992
01:08:33,833 --> 01:08:35,892
Look at my face, Bob.

993
01:08:38,305 --> 01:08:40,636
That's fucking... fucking great.

994
01:08:40,707 --> 01:08:44,438
- I've never seen you there.
- I go Tuesdays and Thursdays.

995
01:08:44,511 --> 01:08:48,243
- I go Saturday.
- Congratulations.

996
01:08:48,649 --> 01:08:51,014
Yeah, hey, to both of us, right?

997
01:08:51,084 --> 01:08:53,713
Have you heard about the guy
that invented it?

998
01:08:53,854 --> 01:08:56,721
- Yeah, actually...
- I hear all kinds of things.

999
01:08:56,857 --> 01:09:00,453
Supposedly,
he was born in a mental institution

1000
01:09:00,529 --> 01:09:03,929
and he sleeps only one hour a night.

1001
01:09:04,031 --> 01:09:06,226
He's a great man.

1002
01:09:07,702 --> 01:09:10,034
Do you know about Tyler Durden?

1003
01:09:34,996 --> 01:09:37,090
I didn't hurt you, did I?

1004
01:09:37,166 --> 01:09:39,259
Actually, you did.

1005
01:09:39,335 --> 01:09:41,394
Thank you for this.

1006
01:09:41,671 --> 01:09:44,072
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

1007
01:09:44,141 --> 01:09:46,199
Fight Club.

1008
01:09:46,309 --> 01:09:48,402
This was mine and Tyler's gift.

1009
01:09:48,611 --> 01:09:50,579
Our gift to the world.

1010
01:09:50,680 --> 01:09:54,014
I look around, I look around,
I see a lot of new faces.

1011
01:09:55,619 --> 01:09:57,813
Shut up!

1012
01:09:57,954 --> 01:10:02,790
Which means a lot of people have been
breaking the first two rules of Fight Club.

1013
01:10:11,134 --> 01:10:15,196
I see in Fight Club the strongest
and smartest men who've ever lived.

1014
01:10:15,306 --> 01:10:17,365
I see all this potential.

1015
01:10:17,442 --> 01:10:19,534
And I see it squandered.

1016
01:10:20,545 --> 01:10:23,639
Goddamn it,
an entire generation pumping gas.

1017
01:10:24,215 --> 01:10:26,308
Waiting tables.

1018
01:10:26,384 --> 01:10:28,444
Slaves with white collars.

1019
01:10:30,955 --> 01:10:34,015
Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes.

1020
01:10:34,125 --> 01:10:37,391
Working jobs we hate
so we can buy shit we don't need.

1021
01:10:41,265 --> 01:10:43,734
We're the middle children of history.

1022
01:10:43,802 --> 01:10:45,861
No purpose or place.

1023
01:10:46,071 --> 01:10:48,164
We have no Great War.

1024
01:10:48,474 --> 01:10:50,568
No Great Depression.

1025
01:10:52,344 --> 01:10:54,676
Our great war is a spiritual war.

1026
01:10:55,147 --> 01:10:58,481
Our great depression is our lives.

1027
01:11:01,354 --> 01:11:04,414
We've all been raised
on television to believe

1028
01:11:04,491 --> 01:11:08,188
that one day we'd be millionaires
and movie gods and rock stars.

1029
01:11:08,261 --> 01:11:10,354
But we won't.

1030
01:11:10,430 --> 01:11:12,865
We're slowly learning that fact.

1031
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:15,433
And we're very, very pissed off.

1032
01:11:15,502 --> 01:11:17,163
Yeah!

1033
01:11:20,074 --> 01:11:24,510
- First rule of Fight Club is, do not talk...

1034
01:11:30,017 --> 01:11:31,279
Who are you?

1035
01:11:32,119 --> 01:11:34,714
- Who am I?
- Yeah.

1036
01:11:35,623 --> 01:11:38,456
There's a sign on the front
that says Lou's Tavern.

1037
01:11:39,527 --> 01:11:43,430
I'm fucking Lou. Who the fuck are you?

1038
01:11:43,498 --> 01:11:45,591
Tyler Durden.

1039
01:11:48,704 --> 01:11:52,196
Who told you motherfuckers
that you could use my place?

1040
01:11:52,274 --> 01:11:54,640
We have a deal worked out with Irvine.

1041
01:11:54,710 --> 01:11:57,304
Irvine's at home with a broken collarbone.

1042
01:11:57,412 --> 01:11:59,539
He don't own this place. I do.

1043
01:12:01,717 --> 01:12:05,210
- How much money's he getting for this?
- There is no money.

1044
01:12:05,288 --> 01:12:08,085
- Free to all.
- Ain't that something?

1045
01:12:08,156 --> 01:12:10,021
It is, actually.

1046
01:12:10,092 --> 01:12:12,527
Look, stupid fuck!

1047
01:12:12,628 --> 01:12:15,153
- I want everybody out of here right now.
- Hey!

1048
01:12:15,264 --> 01:12:17,494
You should join our club.

1049
01:12:17,868 --> 01:12:19,858
Did you hear what I just said?

1050
01:12:19,936 --> 01:12:22,063
You and your friend.

1051
01:12:23,940 --> 01:12:26,068
You hear me now?

1052
01:12:28,278 --> 01:12:30,336
No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou.

1053
01:12:36,487 --> 01:12:38,478
Still not getting it.

1054
01:12:39,523 --> 01:12:41,684
OK, OK, I got it.

1055
01:12:41,759 --> 01:12:44,250
I got it, I got it. Shit, I lost it.

1056
01:12:45,295 --> 01:12:47,160
Back! All of you!

1057
01:12:48,867 --> 01:12:50,926
Everybody back!

1058
01:12:58,409 --> 01:13:00,570
Ah, Lou!

1059
01:13:00,678 --> 01:13:04,341
Come on, man!
We really like this place.

1060
01:13:13,392 --> 01:13:16,326
- That's right, Lou. Get it out.
- Shut the fuck up.

1061
01:13:16,427 --> 01:13:18,225
Oh, yeah!

1062
01:13:23,202 --> 01:13:25,295
Is that fucking funny?

1063
01:13:34,848 --> 01:13:37,441
Fucking guy is a loony, I'm telling you.

1064
01:13:38,317 --> 01:13:39,979
Unbelievable.

1065
01:13:44,224 --> 01:13:47,193
- You don't know where I've been, Lou.
- Oh, my God!

1066
01:13:47,260 --> 01:13:50,161
You don't know where I've been!

1067
01:13:53,233 --> 01:13:56,328
Please let us keep it, Lou! Please, Lou!

1068
01:13:56,404 --> 01:13:58,837
Fucking use the basement! Christ!

1069
01:13:58,939 --> 01:14:01,807
I want your word, Lou! I want your word!

1070
01:14:01,876 --> 01:14:03,867
On my mother's eyes.

1071
01:14:13,020 --> 01:14:15,147
Thanks, Lou.

1072
01:14:16,458 --> 01:14:18,551
You too, big guy.

1073
01:14:22,496 --> 01:14:24,590
We'll see you next week.

1074
01:14:40,083 --> 01:14:43,677
This week, each one of you
has a homework assignment.

1075
01:14:43,785 --> 01:14:48,621
You're gonna go out. You're gonna
start a fight with a total stranger.

1076
01:14:51,861 --> 01:14:54,022
You're gonna start a fight

1077
01:14:54,130 --> 01:14:56,223
and you're gonna lose.

1078
01:14:58,201 --> 01:15:00,136
Excellent choice, sir.

1079
01:15:02,706 --> 01:15:06,004
Hey! Watch out, jackass! Come on!

1080
01:15:06,409 --> 01:15:09,038
Now, this is not as easy as it sounds.

1081
01:15:11,749 --> 01:15:13,717
Son of a bitch!

1082
01:15:13,817 --> 01:15:18,550
Most people, normal people,
do just about anything to avoid a fight.

1083
01:15:19,490 --> 01:15:21,550
Excuse me!

1084
01:15:21,660 --> 01:15:25,357
You sprayed me with your hose.
That's not necessary...

1085
01:15:25,463 --> 01:15:27,362
Jay! Go call 911!

1086
01:15:30,101 --> 01:15:32,160
Put the hose down.

1087
01:15:32,270 --> 01:15:34,329
Stop it! Stop it!

1088
01:15:35,974 --> 01:15:37,874
Sorry.

1089
01:15:53,392 --> 01:15:55,860
We need to talk.

1090
01:15:58,097 --> 01:16:00,190
OK.

1091
01:16:00,299 --> 01:16:02,358
Where to begin?

1092
01:16:02,468 --> 01:16:04,663
With your constant absenteeism?

1093
01:16:04,737 --> 01:16:07,298
With your unpresentable appearance?

1094
01:16:07,374 --> 01:16:09,399
You're up for review.

1095
01:16:09,508 --> 01:16:12,705
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

1096
01:16:12,778 --> 01:16:14,713
- What?
- Let's pretend.

1097
01:16:14,781 --> 01:16:17,682
You're the Department of Transportation,
OK?

1098
01:16:17,751 --> 01:16:21,414
Someone informs you that this company

1099
01:16:21,521 --> 01:16:25,582
installs front-seat mounting brackets
that failed collision tests,

1100
01:16:25,692 --> 01:16:29,094
brake linings that fail after 1,000 miles,

1101
01:16:29,163 --> 01:16:33,599
and fuel injectors
that explode and burn people alive.

1102
01:16:33,700 --> 01:16:35,566
What then?

1103
01:16:35,636 --> 01:16:37,934
Are you threatening me?

1104
01:16:38,006 --> 01:16:40,804
- No...
- Get the fuck out of here. You're fired!

1105
01:16:40,908 --> 01:16:45,345
I have a better solution. Keep me
on the payroll as an outside consultant.

1106
01:16:45,413 --> 01:16:47,506
In exchange for my salary,

1107
01:16:47,582 --> 01:16:51,417
my job will be never to tell people
these things that I know.

1108
01:16:51,520 --> 01:16:55,785
I don't even have to come into the office.
I can do this job from home.

1109
01:16:57,059 --> 01:17:01,189
Who... Who the fuck do you think you are,
you crazy little shit?

1110
01:17:06,468 --> 01:17:09,995
- Security!
- I am Jack's smirking revenge.

1111
01:17:18,981 --> 01:17:21,075
What the hell are you doing?

1112
01:17:30,293 --> 01:17:32,386
That hurt.

1113
01:17:33,831 --> 01:17:35,890
Why would you do that?

1114
01:17:36,567 --> 01:17:39,558
Oh, my God! No! Please stop!

1115
01:17:48,913 --> 01:17:51,006
What are you doing?

1116
01:17:52,083 --> 01:17:54,176
Oh, God, no! Please! No!

1117
01:17:54,251 --> 01:17:58,382
For some reason,
I thought of my first fight, with Tyler.

1118
01:17:58,457 --> 01:18:00,048
No!

1119
01:18:24,483 --> 01:18:28,944
Under and behind and inside
everything this man took for granted,

1120
01:18:29,055 --> 01:18:32,513
something horrible had been growing.

1121
01:18:32,625 --> 01:18:33,683
Look.

1122
01:18:33,759 --> 01:18:38,492
Give me the paychecks, like I asked,
and you won't ever see me again.

1123
01:18:38,564 --> 01:18:41,363
Then, at our most excellent
moment together...

1124
01:18:44,437 --> 01:18:47,167
Thank God!
Please don't hit me again.

1125
01:18:47,274 --> 01:18:49,367
Telephone, computer,

1126
01:18:49,476 --> 01:18:54,641
fax machine, 52 weekly paychecks
and 48 airline flight coupons.

1127
01:18:54,715 --> 01:18:57,115
We now had corporate sponsorship.

1128
01:18:57,184 --> 01:19:02,350
This is how Tyler and I were able to have
Fight Club every night of the week.

1129
01:19:04,992 --> 01:19:08,587
Now, the center of Fight Club
became the two men fighting.

1130
01:19:08,695 --> 01:19:12,154
The leader walked through the crowd,
out in the darkness.

1131
01:19:13,935 --> 01:19:18,463
Tyler was now involved in
a lawsuit with the Pressman Hotel

1132
01:19:18,540 --> 01:19:20,804
over the urine content of their soup.

1133
01:19:25,981 --> 01:19:28,972
I am Jack's wasted life.

1134
01:19:36,725 --> 01:19:38,784
Thank you, sir.

1135
01:19:40,296 --> 01:19:43,288
Tyler dreamed up
new homework assignments.

1136
01:19:43,399 --> 01:19:45,924
He handed them out in sealed envelopes.

1137
01:20:25,076 --> 01:20:28,773
- There's a Fight Club up in Delaware City.
- Yeah, I heard.

1138
01:20:30,582 --> 01:20:32,776
There's one in Penns Grove too.

1139
01:20:32,850 --> 01:20:35,080
Bob even found one up in New Castle.

1140
01:20:35,186 --> 01:20:38,247
- Did you start that one?
- No, I thought you did.

1141
01:20:38,357 --> 01:20:40,848
No.

1142
01:21:29,710 --> 01:21:31,905
- Stop for a second.
- Hey, what are we doing?

1143
01:21:32,012 --> 01:21:34,037
- Turn around.
- What are we doing?

1144
01:21:34,114 --> 01:21:36,549
- Homework assignment.
- What kind?

1145
01:21:36,651 --> 01:21:38,675
Human sacrifice.

1146
01:21:38,752 --> 01:21:42,085
- Is that a gun? Please tell me it's not.
- It's a gun.

1147
01:21:42,156 --> 01:21:44,523
- What are you doing?
- Meet me in the back.

1148
01:21:44,626 --> 01:21:46,958
- Don't fuck around!
- Meet me in the back.

1149
01:21:47,062 --> 01:21:48,859
On a long enough time line,

1150
01:21:48,930 --> 01:21:51,831
the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

1151
01:21:52,834 --> 01:21:54,893
What are you doing? Come on!

1152
01:21:54,969 --> 01:21:58,371
Hands behind your back.
Give me your wallet.

1153
01:22:00,142 --> 01:22:03,440
Raymond K Hessel.
1320 SE Banning, Apartment A.

1154
01:22:04,245 --> 01:22:07,443
- Small, cramped basement apartment?
- How did you know?

1155
01:22:07,550 --> 01:22:10,144
They give shitty apartments letters.

1156
01:22:10,252 --> 01:22:13,346
Raymond! You're going to die.

1157
01:22:13,456 --> 01:22:14,923
No!

1158
01:22:14,990 --> 01:22:19,154
Is that your mom and dad?
They're gonna have to call the kindly doctor.

1159
01:22:19,261 --> 01:22:21,526
Pick up your dental records. Know why?

1160
01:22:21,598 --> 01:22:25,158
- There'll be nothing left of your face.
- Oh, come on!

1161
01:22:25,267 --> 01:22:29,170
An expired community college student ID.
What did you study, Raymond?

1162
01:22:29,272 --> 01:22:32,298
- S... S... Stuff.
- Stuff?

1163
01:22:32,376 --> 01:22:34,468
Were the midterms hard?

1164
01:22:35,612 --> 01:22:38,172
- I asked you what you studied!
- Biology, mostly.

1165
01:22:38,281 --> 01:22:41,773
- Why?
- I don't know.

1166
01:22:41,885 --> 01:22:44,877
What did you wanna be, Raymond K Hessel?!

1167
01:22:46,289 --> 01:22:50,226
The question, Raymond,
was what did you want to be?

1168
01:22:51,929 --> 01:22:53,988
Answer him, Raymond, Jesus!

1169
01:22:54,098 --> 01:22:56,497
- Veterinarian. Veterinarian.
- Animals.

1170
01:22:56,600 --> 01:22:59,570
- Yeah. Animals and stuff.
- Stuff. Yeah, I got that.

1171
01:22:59,637 --> 01:23:02,197
- So you need more schooling.
- Too much school.

1172
01:23:02,306 --> 01:23:04,775
- Would you rather be dead?
- No, please...

1173
01:23:04,843 --> 01:23:09,302
You'd rather die here, on your knees,
in the back of a convenience store?

1174
01:23:09,380 --> 01:23:11,007
Please, no.

1175
01:23:15,120 --> 01:23:17,179
I'm keeping your license.

1176
01:23:18,423 --> 01:23:21,416
Gonna check in on you.
I know where you live.

1177
01:23:21,527 --> 01:23:24,519
If you're not working
to be a veterinarian in six weeks,

1178
01:23:24,630 --> 01:23:26,724
you will be dead.

1179
01:23:28,600 --> 01:23:30,659
Now run on home.

1180
01:23:35,408 --> 01:23:37,467
Run, Forrest, run!

1181
01:23:39,145 --> 01:23:41,204
I feel ill.

1182
01:23:42,015 --> 01:23:44,074
Imagine how he feels.

1183
01:23:44,184 --> 01:23:46,243
Come on, this isn't funny!

1184
01:23:46,352 --> 01:23:48,787
What the fuck was the point of that?!

1185
01:23:48,856 --> 01:23:52,985
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day
of Raymond K Hessel's life.

1186
01:23:53,059 --> 01:23:57,429
His breakfast will taste better
than any meal you and I have ever tasted.

1187
01:23:58,866 --> 01:24:00,959
You had to give it to him.

1188
01:24:01,035 --> 01:24:03,401
- Come on.
- He had a plan.

1189
01:24:03,471 --> 01:24:06,907
And it started to make sense
in a Tyler-sort of way.

1190
01:24:07,007 --> 01:24:08,907
No fear. No distractions.

1191
01:24:09,009 --> 01:24:12,308
The ability to let that which does not matter

1192
01:24:12,413 --> 01:24:14,404
truly slide.

1193
01:24:27,829 --> 01:24:29,922
You are not your job.

1194
01:24:31,867 --> 01:24:35,234
You're not how much money
you have in the bank.

1195
01:24:36,938 --> 01:24:39,031
You're not the car you drive.

1196
01:24:39,541 --> 01:24:42,409
You're not the contents of your wallet.

1197
01:24:42,478 --> 01:24:44,810
You're not your fucking khakis.

1198
01:24:47,650 --> 01:24:51,313
You are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

1199
01:25:00,162 --> 01:25:02,358
I'll be out of your way in a sec.

1200
01:25:03,166 --> 01:25:05,259
You don't have to go.

1201
01:25:06,770 --> 01:25:08,862
Whatever.

1202
01:25:09,973 --> 01:25:13,067
No, I mean... It's OK.

1203
01:25:22,586 --> 01:25:24,714
Are you still going to groups?

1204
01:25:25,390 --> 01:25:27,483
Yeah.

1205
01:25:28,959 --> 01:25:31,052
Chloe's dead.

1206
01:25:31,529 --> 01:25:33,520
Wow, Chloe.

1207
01:25:33,598 --> 01:25:35,532
When did that happen?

1208
01:25:36,100 --> 01:25:37,965
Do you care?

1209
01:25:38,069 --> 01:25:41,402
I dunno. I haven't thought about it in a while.

1210
01:25:41,706 --> 01:25:43,765
Yeah, well...

1211
01:25:43,875 --> 01:25:46,208
It was the smart move on her part.

1212
01:25:47,580 --> 01:25:49,605
Listen...

1213
01:25:50,915 --> 01:25:53,282
What are you getting out of all this?

1214
01:25:53,986 --> 01:25:56,079
What?

1215
01:25:56,188 --> 01:25:58,520
I mean, all this. Why do you keep...

1216
01:25:59,291 --> 01:26:01,351
Is this making you happy?

1217
01:26:02,962 --> 01:26:05,021
Yeah, well, sometimes.

1218
01:26:06,765 --> 01:26:08,893
I don't know. I don't understand.

1219
01:26:08,969 --> 01:26:12,530
Why does a weaker person
need to latch on to a strong person?

1220
01:26:12,606 --> 01:26:14,732
What is... What is that?

1221
01:26:14,807 --> 01:26:16,969
What do you get out of it?

1222
01:26:18,445 --> 01:26:20,538
No... That's not the same thing at all.

1223
01:26:20,614 --> 01:26:22,742
It's totally different with us.

1224
01:26:22,817 --> 01:26:24,909
Us?

1225
01:26:24,985 --> 01:26:26,919
What do you mean by us?

1226
01:26:26,987 --> 01:26:30,856
- I'm sorry. Do you hear this?
- Hear what?

1227
01:26:30,958 --> 01:26:32,983
- All that noise. Hold on.
- No, wait!

1228
01:26:33,060 --> 01:26:35,789
Don't change the subject!
I want to talk about this.

1229
01:26:35,862 --> 01:26:38,627
- You're not talking about me, are you?
- No.

1230
01:26:38,766 --> 01:26:42,202
- What?
- Playing doctor. What was going on there?

1231
01:26:42,269 --> 01:26:45,535
- What are you talking about?
- Nothing. Nothing.

1232
01:26:45,607 --> 01:26:47,665
- I don't think so.
- What do you want?

1233
01:26:47,808 --> 01:26:50,208
- Look at me.
- No. What?

1234
01:26:50,978 --> 01:26:53,812
- What is that?!
- It's nothing. Don't worry.

1235
01:26:53,882 --> 01:26:56,282
My God. Who did this?

1236
01:26:56,385 --> 01:26:58,443
- A person.
- Guy or girl?

1237
01:26:58,552 --> 01:27:01,351
- What do you care?
- What do you care if I ask?

1238
01:27:01,423 --> 01:27:04,017
- Leave me alone.
- You're afraid to say.

1239
01:27:04,092 --> 01:27:06,083
- I am not. Let me go.
- No! Talk to me.

1240
01:27:06,194 --> 01:27:07,355
Let go of me!

1241
01:27:07,430 --> 01:27:10,159
- This conversation
- This conversation

1242
01:27:10,232 --> 01:27:12,700
- is over.
- is over.

1243
01:27:13,568 --> 01:27:16,663
I just can't win with you, can I?

1244
01:27:26,015 --> 01:27:28,483
Hey, this is getting a little old!

1245
01:27:29,086 --> 01:27:31,417
What is... What is all this?

1246
01:27:31,487 --> 01:27:33,580
What do you think?

1247
01:27:34,524 --> 01:27:36,652
Hey, why do we need bunk beds?

1248
01:27:36,727 --> 01:27:38,592
Hey!

1249
01:27:45,436 --> 01:27:47,267
Too young.

1250
01:27:47,337 --> 01:27:48,998
Sorry.

1251
01:27:49,073 --> 01:27:51,133
What's all that?

1252
01:27:51,242 --> 01:27:54,210
If the applicant is young,
tell him he's too young.

1253
01:27:54,278 --> 01:27:56,906
- Old, too old. Fat, too fat.
- Applicant?

1254
01:27:57,014 --> 01:28:00,348
If the applicant waits three days
without food or shelter,

1255
01:28:00,452 --> 01:28:02,511
he may enter and begin training.

1256
01:28:02,619 --> 01:28:04,450
Training for what?

1257
01:28:10,061 --> 01:28:12,120
You think this is a game?

1258
01:28:12,230 --> 01:28:14,892
You're too young to train here, end of story.

1259
01:28:14,966 --> 01:28:17,696
Quit wasting our time.
Get the fuck out of here.

1260
01:28:21,640 --> 01:28:23,699
Bad news, friend.

1261
01:28:23,976 --> 01:28:26,068
It's not gonna happen.

1262
01:28:26,144 --> 01:28:28,443
Sorry if there was a misunderstanding.

1263
01:28:28,514 --> 01:28:30,448
It's not the end of the world.

1264
01:28:30,516 --> 01:28:32,711
Just... go away.

1265
01:28:33,586 --> 01:28:35,645
Go.

1266
01:28:35,721 --> 01:28:39,384
You're trespassing
and I will have to call the police.

1267
01:28:42,496 --> 01:28:44,555
Don't you look at me!

1268
01:28:44,664 --> 01:28:47,928
You're never getting in this fucking house!

1269
01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:51,368
Never. Now get the fuck off my porch!
Get off my porch!

1270
01:28:51,471 --> 01:28:54,998
Sooner or later,
we all became what Tyler wanted us to be.

1271
01:28:55,108 --> 01:28:57,941
I'm gonna go inside
and I'm gonna get a shovel.

1272
01:29:05,486 --> 01:29:07,681
- Got two black shirts?
- Yes, sir.

1273
01:29:07,755 --> 01:29:10,018
- Two pair of black pants?
- Yes, sir.

1274
01:29:10,123 --> 01:29:13,093
- One pair black boots? Black socks?
- Yes, sir.

1275
01:29:13,161 --> 01:29:15,220
- One blackjacket.
- Yes, sir.

1276
01:29:15,329 --> 01:29:18,321
- $300 personal burial money?
- Yes, sir.

1277
01:29:20,501 --> 01:29:22,560
All right.

1278
01:29:32,380 --> 01:29:34,440
You're too old, fat man.

1279
01:29:34,550 --> 01:29:37,713
Your tits are too big.
Get the fuck off my porch.

1280
01:29:45,527 --> 01:29:47,586
Bob! Bob!

1281
01:30:03,580 --> 01:30:06,242
Like a monkey ready to be shot into space.

1282
01:30:07,016 --> 01:30:08,483
Space monkey.

1283
01:30:08,585 --> 01:30:12,078
Ready to sacrifice himself
for the greater good.

1284
01:30:18,696 --> 01:30:21,392
You are too fucking old, fatty!

1285
01:30:21,465 --> 01:30:24,662
And you... You're too fucking

1286
01:30:24,768 --> 01:30:26,395
blond!

1287
01:30:26,470 --> 01:30:28,802
Get out of here, the both of you!

1288
01:30:28,873 --> 01:30:31,000
And so it went.

1289
01:30:31,175 --> 01:30:33,269
Listen up, maggots.

1290
01:30:33,378 --> 01:30:35,437
You are not special.

1291
01:30:35,780 --> 01:30:39,078
You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake.

1292
01:30:39,183 --> 01:30:43,518
You are the same decaying organic matter
as everything else.

1293
01:30:43,622 --> 01:30:45,715
Tyler built himself an army.

1294
01:30:45,991 --> 01:30:49,620
We are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

1295
01:30:49,694 --> 01:30:53,323
We are all part of the same compost heap.

1296
01:30:54,399 --> 01:30:57,631
Why was Tyler Durden building an army?

1297
01:30:57,703 --> 01:30:59,795
To what purpose?

1298
01:30:59,871 --> 01:31:02,306
For what greater good?

1299
01:31:05,645 --> 01:31:07,704
In Tyler we trusted.

1300
01:31:13,052 --> 01:31:15,714
When he was like,
"You are not yourjob",

1301
01:31:15,821 --> 01:31:17,881
I was like, "Yeah!"

1302
01:31:19,760 --> 01:31:21,852
Hey, what's all this?

1303
01:31:21,961 --> 01:31:24,055
Hey!

1304
01:31:25,532 --> 01:31:27,227
OK!

1305
01:31:27,301 --> 01:31:29,667
- What's going on?
- We're celebrating.

1306
01:31:29,736 --> 01:31:32,261
- What are we celebrating?
- Go on.

1307
01:31:36,276 --> 01:31:38,437
- Hey.
- Let me get that for you.

1308
01:31:43,050 --> 01:31:45,918
The same great taste, Pepsi.

1309
01:31:48,289 --> 01:31:50,519
Ssh!

1310
01:31:50,591 --> 01:31:54,391
Investigators are here.
The Police Commissioner has arrived.

1311
01:31:54,495 --> 01:31:57,464
Could you tell us
what you think has happened here?

1312
01:31:57,532 --> 01:32:01,765
We believe this is one of many
recent acts of vandalism in the city

1313
01:32:01,870 --> 01:32:04,997
somehow related
to underground boxing clubs.

1314
01:32:05,106 --> 01:32:09,305
We will be coordinating
a rigorous investigation.

1315
01:32:10,212 --> 01:32:14,581
That was Police Commissioner Jacobs
who just arrived on the scene

1316
01:32:14,683 --> 01:32:18,915
- of a four-alarm fire that broke out...
- She's hot.

1317
01:32:19,021 --> 01:32:20,818
Back to you in the studio.

1318
01:32:20,923 --> 01:32:23,324
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1319
01:32:24,294 --> 01:32:26,784
- Holy shit!
- Yeah!

1320
01:32:34,137 --> 01:32:36,162
What the fuck did you guys do?

1321
01:32:36,239 --> 01:32:40,335
Arson investigators
are on the premises...

1322
01:32:44,114 --> 01:32:48,642
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not ask questions, sir.

1323
01:32:54,859 --> 01:32:57,384
The victory in the war against crime

1324
01:32:57,461 --> 01:32:59,554
will not come overnight.

1325
01:32:59,630 --> 01:33:04,192
It will take dedication and commitment
and, most of all, cooperation.

1326
01:33:04,268 --> 01:33:09,206
Streets are safer now.
There is hope in the inner city. However...

1327
01:33:09,274 --> 01:33:11,264
I gotta take a piss.

1328
01:33:11,375 --> 01:33:14,140
These are the first steps in a long journey.

1329
01:33:14,212 --> 01:33:16,806
That is why we have created Project Hope.

1330
01:33:16,882 --> 01:33:18,975
Bob.

1331
01:33:22,087 --> 01:33:24,851
Project Hope will be ajoint effort

1332
01:33:24,956 --> 01:33:27,686
between the police and community leaders.

1333
01:33:27,793 --> 01:33:31,957
It will be a powerful new weapon
in the war against crime.

1334
01:34:17,411 --> 01:34:21,542
- Wrap it around the top of his Hacky Sack.
- His balls are ice cold.

1335
01:34:23,551 --> 01:34:26,883
Hi. You're gonna call off
your rigorous investigation.

1336
01:34:26,954 --> 01:34:30,322
You will publicly state
there is no underground group or

1337
01:34:30,425 --> 01:34:32,723
these guys are gonna take your balls.

1338
01:34:33,628 --> 01:34:37,429
They'll send one to the New York Times
and one to the LA Times.

1339
01:34:37,500 --> 01:34:39,262
Look.

1340
01:34:39,334 --> 01:34:42,429
The people you are after
are the people you depend on.

1341
01:34:42,505 --> 01:34:46,066
We cook your meals. We haul your trash.
We connect your calls.

1342
01:34:46,175 --> 01:34:49,906
We drive your ambulances.
We guard you while you sleep.

1343
01:34:54,350 --> 01:34:57,149
Do not fuck with us.

1344
01:35:04,561 --> 01:35:06,688
Ball check!

1345
01:35:21,012 --> 01:35:23,104
Bob, you're this way.

1346
01:35:24,214 --> 01:35:26,547
Let's go.

1347
01:35:26,617 --> 01:35:29,814
I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.

1348
01:35:30,922 --> 01:35:32,980
Hey!

1349
01:35:47,505 --> 01:35:48,768
Yeah!

1350
01:36:21,541 --> 01:36:24,339
I felt like putting a bullet in every panda

1351
01:36:24,410 --> 01:36:28,278
that wouldn't screw to save its species.

1352
01:36:30,416 --> 01:36:33,181
I wanted to open the dump valves
on oil tankers

1353
01:36:33,287 --> 01:36:36,154
and smother those French beaches
I'd never see.

1354
01:36:39,425 --> 01:36:41,894
I wanted to breathe smoke.

1355
01:36:59,281 --> 01:37:01,407
Where did you go, psycho boy?

1356
01:37:03,118 --> 01:37:06,053
I felt like destroying something beautiful.

1357
01:37:09,592 --> 01:37:11,650
Get him to a fucking hospital.

1358
01:37:11,726 --> 01:37:13,819
Yeah.

1359
01:37:24,607 --> 01:37:27,667
Don't worry, Mr Durden.
Airport parking. Long term.

1360
01:37:29,145 --> 01:37:31,273
After you, Mr Durden.

1361
01:37:32,215 --> 01:37:34,307
After you.

1362
01:37:52,069 --> 01:37:54,664
- Something on your mind, dear?
- No.

1363
01:37:54,739 --> 01:37:57,969
Yeah, why wasn't I told
about Project Mayhem?

1364
01:37:58,075 --> 01:38:01,068
First rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not ask questions.

1365
01:38:01,145 --> 01:38:03,545
Why didn't you include me in the beginning?

1366
01:38:03,648 --> 01:38:08,847
Fight Club was the beginning. Now it's left
the basements and it's Project Mayhem.

1367
01:38:08,920 --> 01:38:13,323
We started Fight Club together. Remember?
It's as much mine as it is yours.

1368
01:38:13,391 --> 01:38:17,657
- Is this about you and me?
- Yeah. Weren't we doing this together?

1369
01:38:17,729 --> 01:38:21,165
This does not belong to us.
We are not special.

1370
01:38:21,265 --> 01:38:23,700
Fuck that. You should have told me.

1371
01:38:24,536 --> 01:38:26,527
Hey, Tyler!

1372
01:38:28,373 --> 01:38:30,865
- Goddamn it, Tyler!
- What do you want?!

1373
01:38:30,943 --> 01:38:33,411
A statement of purpose?
Should I e-mail you?

1374
01:38:33,512 --> 01:38:36,140
- Oh...
- You decide your level of involvement!

1375
01:38:36,215 --> 01:38:38,911
I will! I wanna know certain things first!

1376
01:38:38,984 --> 01:38:41,612
- The first rule of Project Mayhem...
- Shut up!

1377
01:38:43,389 --> 01:38:47,121
- I wanna know what you're thinking.
- Fuck what you know!

1378
01:38:47,193 --> 01:38:50,684
Forget about what you think you know
about life, friendship,

1379
01:38:50,763 --> 01:38:52,823
and especially about you and me.

1380
01:38:54,000 --> 01:38:56,161
What is that supposed to mean?

1381
01:38:59,573 --> 01:39:01,733
What are you doing?

1382
01:39:02,642 --> 01:39:05,372
What do you wish you'd done
before you died?

1383
01:39:05,445 --> 01:39:08,313
- Paint a self-portrait.
- Build a house.

1384
01:39:08,416 --> 01:39:10,782
- And you?
- I don't know. Nothing.

1385
01:39:10,851 --> 01:39:13,250
- Get in the right lane.
- You have to know!

1386
01:39:13,386 --> 01:39:16,413
If you died now,
how would you feel about your life?

1387
01:39:16,524 --> 01:39:20,153
I don't know! Nothing good.
Is that what you want to hear?

1388
01:39:20,227 --> 01:39:22,560
- Come on!
- Not good enough.

1389
01:39:22,631 --> 01:39:25,064
Stop fucking around! Tyler!

1390
01:39:26,333 --> 01:39:28,597
Jesus Christ!

1391
01:39:29,337 --> 01:39:31,430
Goddamn it! Goddamn it! Fuck you!

1392
01:39:31,540 --> 01:39:33,599
Fuck Fight Club. Fuck Marla!

1393
01:39:33,675 --> 01:39:36,337
I am sick of all your shit!

1394
01:39:36,445 --> 01:39:38,345
OK, man.

1395
01:39:40,148 --> 01:39:42,673
- Quit screwing around. Steer!
- Look at you!

1396
01:39:42,784 --> 01:39:45,548
- Steer!
- Look at you. You're fucking pathetic!

1397
01:39:45,620 --> 01:39:50,752
- Why? Why? What are you talking about?
- Why do you think I blew up your condo?

1398
01:39:51,360 --> 01:39:52,884
What?

1399
01:39:52,995 --> 01:39:56,896
Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat.
It's not a goddamned seminar.

1400
01:39:56,998 --> 01:40:00,696
Stop trying to control everything
and just let go!

1401
01:40:02,438 --> 01:40:04,269
Let go!

1402
01:40:04,373 --> 01:40:06,467
All right. Fine.

1403
01:40:07,310 --> 01:40:09,244
Fine.

1404
01:41:07,640 --> 01:41:10,108
I'd never been in a car accident.

1405
01:41:10,175 --> 01:41:13,633
This must have been
what all those people felt like

1406
01:41:13,712 --> 01:41:16,909
before I filed them
as statistics in my reports.

1407
01:41:16,982 --> 01:41:19,076
Goddamn!

1408
01:41:22,589 --> 01:41:25,751
We've just had a near-life experience!

1409
01:41:29,596 --> 01:41:31,587
In the world I see,

1410
01:41:31,698 --> 01:41:35,566
you're stalking elk
through the Grand Canyon forests

1411
01:41:35,669 --> 01:41:38,661
around the ruins of Rockefeller Center.

1412
01:41:40,674 --> 01:41:45,009
You'll wear leather clothes
that will last you the rest of your life.

1413
01:41:45,112 --> 01:41:49,674
You'll climb the thick kudzu vines
that wrap the Sears Tower.

1414
01:41:49,750 --> 01:41:54,312
And when you look down,
you'll see tiny figures pounding corn,

1415
01:41:54,388 --> 01:41:57,949
laying strips of venison
in the empty car-pool lane

1416
01:41:58,025 --> 01:42:00,323
of some abandoned superhighway.

1417
01:42:13,775 --> 01:42:16,005
Feel better, champ.

1418
01:42:33,363 --> 01:42:35,160
And then...

1419
01:42:35,231 --> 01:42:36,789
Tyler?

1420
01:42:36,866 --> 01:42:38,959
..Tyler was gone.

1421
01:42:46,342 --> 01:42:48,368
Was I asleep?

1422
01:42:49,446 --> 01:42:51,470
Had I slept?

1423
01:42:51,614 --> 01:42:54,641
You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake...

1424
01:42:54,752 --> 01:42:57,186
The house had become a living thing.

1425
01:42:57,254 --> 01:43:01,885
Wet inside from so many people
sweating and breathing.

1426
01:43:02,393 --> 01:43:04,987
So many people moving, the house moved.

1427
01:43:07,865 --> 01:43:09,959
Planet Tyler.

1428
01:43:10,035 --> 01:43:12,094
I had to hug the walls.

1429
01:43:12,203 --> 01:43:15,296
Trapped inside
this clockwork of space monkeys.

1430
01:43:15,406 --> 01:43:19,207
You shouldn't be smoking in here!
You know how much ether is here!

1431
01:43:19,277 --> 01:43:21,802
Cooking and working and sleeping in teams.

1432
01:43:24,050 --> 01:43:26,108
Hang on a second.

1433
01:43:45,037 --> 01:43:47,733
It's under control, sir.

1434
01:43:50,209 --> 01:43:52,040
Where's Tyler?

1435
01:43:52,111 --> 01:43:55,104
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not...

1436
01:43:55,215 --> 01:43:57,148
Right... OK.

1437
01:43:59,552 --> 01:44:01,680
I'm all alone.

1438
01:44:01,855 --> 01:44:05,484
My father dumped me. Tyler dumped me.

1439
01:44:05,625 --> 01:44:07,856
I am Jack's broken heart.

1440
01:44:12,065 --> 01:44:15,866
What comes next in Project Mayhem
only Tyler knows.

1441
01:44:16,771 --> 01:44:19,967
The second rule is you do not ask questions.

1442
01:44:22,777 --> 01:44:25,473
Get the fuck away from me!
Get the fuck away!

1443
01:44:25,880 --> 01:44:27,939
Who are all these people?

1444
01:44:33,187 --> 01:44:35,485
The Paper Street Soap Company.

1445
01:44:37,058 --> 01:44:39,118
Can I come in?

1446
01:44:42,263 --> 01:44:44,322
He's not here.

1447
01:44:44,398 --> 01:44:46,663
What?

1448
01:44:47,703 --> 01:44:51,264
Tyler isn't here.

1449
01:44:51,340 --> 01:44:53,399
Tyler went away.

1450
01:44:53,876 --> 01:44:55,935
Tyler's gone.

1451
01:45:12,962 --> 01:45:14,691
Get some help!

1452
01:45:25,842 --> 01:45:30,746
Two gunshot wounds coming through!
Make some fucking room!

1453
01:45:30,815 --> 01:45:33,215
What happened? What happened?

1454
01:45:33,317 --> 01:45:36,184
We were on assignment. We were supposed
to kill two birds with one stone.

1455
01:45:37,454 --> 01:45:39,547
Destroy a piece of corporate art...

1456
01:45:39,623 --> 01:45:42,148
Operation Latte Thunder. Go!

1457
01:45:42,860 --> 01:45:46,024
..and trash a franchise coffee bar.

1458
01:45:52,437 --> 01:45:54,803
We had it all worked out, sir.

1459
01:46:02,981 --> 01:46:06,247
- It went smooth until...
- Police! Freeze!

1460
01:46:06,352 --> 01:46:09,081
- What?
- They shot Bob.

1461
01:46:10,589 --> 01:46:13,024
- They shot him in the head.
- Fucking pigs!

1462
01:46:18,397 --> 01:46:20,422
Oh, God!

1463
01:46:20,499 --> 01:46:23,798
- Those motherfuckers!
- You morons.

1464
01:46:23,870 --> 01:46:28,001
You're running around in ski masks
trying to blow things up?

1465
01:46:28,075 --> 01:46:30,770
What did you think was gonna happen?!

1466
01:46:32,511 --> 01:46:36,881
OK, quick! Get rid of the evidence.
We gotta get rid of this body!

1467
01:46:36,984 --> 01:46:39,851
- Bury him.
- What?

1468
01:46:39,920 --> 01:46:42,184
Take him to the garden and bury him.

1469
01:46:42,256 --> 01:46:45,123
- Come on, people, let's go!
- Get the fuck off!

1470
01:46:45,225 --> 01:46:48,456
Get away from him!
What are you talking about?

1471
01:46:48,528 --> 01:46:51,123
This isn't fucking evidence.
This is a person.

1472
01:46:51,232 --> 01:46:54,428
He's my friend
and you're not burying him in the garden!

1473
01:46:54,501 --> 01:46:57,494
He was killed serving Project Mayhem, sir.

1474
01:46:57,605 --> 01:46:59,630
- This is Bob.
- Sir, in...

1475
01:46:59,707 --> 01:47:01,834
In Project Mayhem, we have no names.

1476
01:47:01,910 --> 01:47:03,900
Now, you listen to me.

1477
01:47:04,011 --> 01:47:08,506
This is a man and he has a name,
and it's Robert Paulsen, OK?

1478
01:47:08,616 --> 01:47:10,516
- Robert Paulsen.
- He's a man

1479
01:47:10,618 --> 01:47:13,452
and he's dead now because of us.
Do you understand that?

1480
01:47:14,123 --> 01:47:16,420
I understand.

1481
01:47:18,660 --> 01:47:22,028
In death, a member of Project Mayhem

1482
01:47:22,097 --> 01:47:24,156
has a name.

1483
01:47:24,300 --> 01:47:27,235
His name is Robert Paulsen.

1484
01:47:27,670 --> 01:47:29,763
His name is Robert Paulsen.

1485
01:47:30,539 --> 01:47:33,235
His name... is Robert Paulsen.

1486
01:47:33,309 --> 01:47:37,143
His name is Robert Paulsen.

1487
01:47:37,246 --> 01:47:40,306
Come on, guys. Please. Stop it.

1488
01:47:40,382 --> 01:47:42,977
His name is Robert Paulsen.

1489
01:47:43,086 --> 01:47:46,146
Shut up! This is all over with!

1490
01:47:49,392 --> 01:47:51,917
Get the fuck out of here.

1491
01:48:20,624 --> 01:48:25,085
- Tyler?
- No, this is Detective Stern of the Arson Unit.

1492
01:48:25,163 --> 01:48:26,721
I need to see you...

1493
01:48:31,236 --> 01:48:35,297
I went to all the cities
on Tyler's used ticket stubs, barhopping.

1494
01:48:35,374 --> 01:48:40,142
I didn't know how or why, but I could look
at 50 different bars, and somehow I just knew.

1495
01:48:40,213 --> 01:48:44,774
I'm looking for Tyler Durden.
It's very important that I talk to him.

1496
01:48:44,916 --> 01:48:46,543
I wish I could help you,

1497
01:48:46,618 --> 01:48:48,951
sir.

1498
01:48:54,226 --> 01:48:56,320
Every city I went to,

1499
01:48:57,363 --> 01:48:59,763
as soon as I set foot off the plane

1500
01:49:00,366 --> 01:49:02,631
I knew a Fight Club was close.

1501
01:49:02,736 --> 01:49:04,396
Hey! Hey!

1502
01:49:05,471 --> 01:49:07,063
Taxi!

1503
01:49:07,173 --> 01:49:09,233
Look at my face. I'm a member.

1504
01:49:09,343 --> 01:49:11,868
Now, I just need to know if you've seen Tyler.

1505
01:49:11,979 --> 01:49:15,641
I'm not exposed to bespeak
any such information to you

1506
01:49:15,748 --> 01:49:20,448
nor would I, even if I had
said information at this juncture,... be able.

1507
01:49:21,155 --> 01:49:24,819
- You're a moron.
- I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

1508
01:49:26,194 --> 01:49:31,222
Tyler had been busy...
setting up franchises all over the country.

1509
01:49:34,002 --> 01:49:38,439
Was I asleep? Had I slept?

1510
01:49:38,506 --> 01:49:40,770
Is Tyler my bad dream, or am I Tyler's?

1511
01:49:42,177 --> 01:49:45,237
- We've just heard the stories.
- What kind of stories?

1512
01:49:45,313 --> 01:49:49,579
- Nobody knows what he looks like.
- He has plastic surgery every three years.

1513
01:49:49,651 --> 01:49:52,677
That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.

1514
01:49:52,787 --> 01:49:56,849
- Is it true about Fight Club in Miami?
- Is Mr Durden building an army?

1515
01:49:56,992 --> 01:49:59,983
I was living in a state of perpetual déjà vu.

1516
01:50:00,796 --> 01:50:02,855
Everywhere I went,

1517
01:50:02,998 --> 01:50:04,932
I felt I'd already been there.

1518
01:50:05,034 --> 01:50:07,936
It was like following an invisible man.

1519
01:50:09,039 --> 01:50:11,097
The smell of dried blood,

1520
01:50:11,207 --> 01:50:14,699
dirty, bare footprints circling each other.

1521
01:50:15,545 --> 01:50:18,742
That aroma of old sweat, like fried chicken.

1522
01:50:18,849 --> 01:50:22,409
The feel of a floor still warm
from a fight the night before.

1523
01:50:23,286 --> 01:50:26,221
I was always just one step behind Tyler.

1524
01:50:29,126 --> 01:50:32,254
His name is Robert Paulsen...

1525
01:50:36,867 --> 01:50:38,961
Welcome back, sir.

1526
01:50:39,937 --> 01:50:42,030
How have you been?

1527
01:50:42,106 --> 01:50:44,266
Do you know me?

1528
01:50:44,341 --> 01:50:46,742
Is this a test, sir?

1529
01:50:46,844 --> 01:50:48,709
No. This is not a test.

1530
01:50:48,779 --> 01:50:51,043
You were in here last Thursday.

1531
01:50:51,582 --> 01:50:53,881
Thursday?

1532
01:50:53,985 --> 01:50:57,944
You were standing where you are now,
asking how good security is.

1533
01:50:58,589 --> 01:51:00,683
It's tight as a drum, sir.

1534
01:51:03,362 --> 01:51:05,522
Who do you think I am?

1535
01:51:05,596 --> 01:51:08,157
Are you sure this isn't a test?

1536
01:51:08,267 --> 01:51:10,167
No, this is not a test.

1537
01:51:10,269 --> 01:51:12,328
You're Mr Durden.

1538
01:51:13,672 --> 01:51:16,334
You're the one who gave me this.

1539
01:51:16,408 --> 01:51:20,606
Please return your seat backs
to their full upright and locked position.

1540
01:51:32,091 --> 01:51:34,150
- Yeah?
- Marla, it's me.

1541
01:51:34,227 --> 01:51:36,196
- Have we ever done it?
- Done what?

1542
01:51:36,297 --> 01:51:37,628
Had sex?

1543
01:51:37,731 --> 01:51:39,891
What kind of stupid question is that?

1544
01:51:39,999 --> 01:51:42,365
Stupid because it's yes
or because it's no?

1545
01:51:42,435 --> 01:51:45,030
- Is this a trick?
- No. I need to know...

1546
01:51:45,139 --> 01:51:49,006
You wanna know if I think
we were just having sex or making love?

1547
01:51:49,108 --> 01:51:52,510
- We did make love?
- Is that what you're calling it?

1548
01:51:52,580 --> 01:51:55,413
Just answer the question!
Did we do it or not?!

1549
01:51:55,516 --> 01:51:58,418
You fuck me, then snub me.
You love me, you hate me.

1550
01:51:58,520 --> 01:52:01,386
You're sensitive,
then you turn into an asshole.

1551
01:52:01,455 --> 01:52:04,151
Does that describe our relationship, Tyler?

1552
01:52:04,225 --> 01:52:06,319
We just lost cabin pressure.

1553
01:52:06,394 --> 01:52:07,861
What did you just say?

1554
01:52:07,963 --> 01:52:10,329
- What is wrong with you?
- Say my name!

1555
01:52:10,398 --> 01:52:14,061
Tyler Durden!
You fucking freak! What's going on?

1556
01:52:14,169 --> 01:52:16,228
- I'm coming over!
- I'm not there!

1557
01:52:16,338 --> 01:52:19,136
You broke your promise.

1558
01:52:19,207 --> 01:52:21,176
Jesus, Tyler.

1559
01:52:21,244 --> 01:52:24,679
- You fucking talked to her about me.
- What the fuck is going on?

1560
01:52:24,779 --> 01:52:28,238
I asked you for one thing. One simple thing.

1561
01:52:28,351 --> 01:52:30,649
Why do people think that I'm you?

1562
01:52:31,220 --> 01:52:33,278
Answer me!

1563
01:52:35,658 --> 01:52:37,489
Sit.

1564
01:52:40,296 --> 01:52:42,993
Answer me. Why do people think I'm you?

1565
01:52:43,100 --> 01:52:45,260
I think you know.

1566
01:52:45,401 --> 01:52:47,961
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.

1567
01:52:48,070 --> 01:52:50,801
Why would anyone
possibly confuse you with me?

1568
01:52:50,874 --> 01:52:53,672
I... I don't know.

1569
01:52:58,448 --> 01:53:01,315
- You got it.
- No.

1570
01:53:01,418 --> 01:53:03,511
- Do not fuck with us!
- Say it.

1571
01:53:04,889 --> 01:53:06,913
Because...

1572
01:53:08,292 --> 01:53:09,452
Say it!

1573
01:53:11,128 --> 01:53:13,188
Because we're the same person.

1574
01:53:13,264 --> 01:53:15,391
That's right.

1575
01:53:15,466 --> 01:53:17,626
We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap.

1576
01:53:17,701 --> 01:53:21,433
- I don't understand this.
- You wanted a way to change your life.

1577
01:53:21,506 --> 01:53:23,599
You could not do this on your own.

1578
01:53:23,675 --> 01:53:25,734
All the ways you wish you could be,

1579
01:53:25,843 --> 01:53:27,708
that's me.

1580
01:53:27,812 --> 01:53:30,940
I look like you wanna look,
I fuck like you wanna fuck.

1581
01:53:31,049 --> 01:53:33,415
I am smart, capable and, most importantly,

1582
01:53:33,484 --> 01:53:36,249
I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

1583
01:53:36,322 --> 01:53:37,311
Oh, no.

1584
01:53:37,423 --> 01:53:40,323
- Tyler's not here. Tyler went away.
- What?

1585
01:53:40,425 --> 01:53:42,724
This isn't possible. This is crazy.

1586
01:53:42,828 --> 01:53:44,853
People do it every day.

1587
01:53:44,930 --> 01:53:48,492
They talk to themselves.
They see themselves as they'd like to be.

1588
01:53:48,568 --> 01:53:51,832
They don't have the courage you have
to just run with it.

1589
01:53:55,642 --> 01:53:58,975
You still wrestle with it,
so sometimes you're still you.

1590
01:53:59,112 --> 01:54:03,776
- We should do this again sometime.
- At times, you imagine you're watching me.

1591
01:54:03,883 --> 01:54:06,374
If this is your first time, you have to fight.

1592
01:54:06,486 --> 01:54:10,856
Little by little,
you're just letting yourself become

1593
01:54:11,691 --> 01:54:13,591
Tyler Durden.

1594
01:54:13,693 --> 01:54:16,491
You are not yourjob
or how much money you have!

1595
01:54:16,563 --> 01:54:18,964
- No. You have a house.
- Rented in your name.

1596
01:54:19,066 --> 01:54:22,694
- You have jobs, a life.
- You work nights because you can't sleep.

1597
01:54:22,769 --> 01:54:24,566
Or you stay up and make soap.

1598
01:54:24,671 --> 01:54:29,609
- You're fucking Marla, Tyler.
- Technically, you are. It's all the same to her.

1599
01:54:31,345 --> 01:54:33,371
Oh, my God.

1600
01:54:34,382 --> 01:54:36,475
Now you see our dilemma.

1601
01:54:36,550 --> 01:54:38,814
She knows too much.

1602
01:54:38,919 --> 01:54:44,017
I think we're gonna have to talk about
how this might compromise our goals.

1603
01:54:44,159 --> 01:54:46,285
What... What are you saying?

1604
01:54:47,229 --> 01:54:51,495
This is bullshit. This is bullshit,
I'm not listening to this!

1605
01:54:51,566 --> 01:54:54,228
- You are insane!
- No. You're insane.

1606
01:54:54,337 --> 01:54:57,032
We simply do not have time for this crap.

1607
01:54:58,540 --> 01:55:00,735
It's called a changeover.

1608
01:55:00,809 --> 01:55:02,903
The movie goes on

1609
01:55:02,979 --> 01:55:06,107
and nobody in the audience has any idea.

1610
01:55:19,061 --> 01:55:22,758
- Sir! Are you checking out?
- Yeah. Bill me.

1611
01:55:22,832 --> 01:55:25,267
Can you initial this list of phone calls?

1612
01:55:29,672 --> 01:55:33,734
- When were these made?
- Between 2.00 and 3.30 this morning.

1613
01:55:39,583 --> 01:55:43,679
Have I been going to bed earlier every night?
Have I been sleeping later?

1614
01:55:43,787 --> 01:55:48,657
Have I been Tyler longer and longer?

1615
01:55:51,161 --> 01:55:53,596
Is anybody here?

1616
01:55:56,267 --> 01:55:58,360
Déjà vu all over again.

1617
01:56:00,004 --> 01:56:02,495
With enough soap,
one could blow up anything.

1618
01:56:04,843 --> 01:56:06,902
Oh, my God.

1619
01:56:10,816 --> 01:56:13,181
- 1888.
- Who am I calling?

1620
01:56:13,618 --> 01:56:17,282
1888 Franklin. This is maintenance. Hello?

1621
01:56:18,457 --> 01:56:20,049
Hello?

1622
01:56:20,125 --> 01:56:22,252
1888 Franklin Street?

1623
01:56:22,328 --> 01:56:24,421
Yes. Can I help you?

1624
01:56:26,866 --> 01:56:29,460
- Hello?
- Yeah, yeah.

1625
01:56:29,535 --> 01:56:32,061
I need to talk to your supervisor right away.

1626
01:56:32,138 --> 01:56:34,264
- Speaking.
- OK, listen to me.

1627
01:56:34,340 --> 01:56:37,504
Something terrible
is about to happen to your building.

1628
01:56:37,611 --> 01:56:39,670
It's under control, sir.

1629
01:56:40,113 --> 01:56:43,674
- Excuse me?
- Don't worry about us, sir. We're solid.

1630
01:56:47,921 --> 01:56:49,286
2160.

1631
01:56:56,897 --> 01:56:59,423
Marla! Marla! Hey, wait!

1632
01:57:01,102 --> 01:57:03,900
Wait! I gotta talk to you! Marla! Marla!

1633
01:57:03,971 --> 01:57:08,135
Your bald freaks hit me with a fucking broom!
They almost broke my arm!

1634
01:57:08,276 --> 01:57:10,972
They were burning their fingertips with lye.

1635
01:57:11,078 --> 01:57:15,038
This needs a tremendous act of faith
on your part, but hear me out.

1636
01:57:15,117 --> 01:57:19,075
- Here comes an avalanche of bullshit.
- A little more faith than that.

1637
01:57:22,324 --> 01:57:24,884
I don't wanna hear
anything you have to say.

1638
01:57:24,960 --> 01:57:27,087
You have every right to be...

1639
01:57:27,696 --> 01:57:29,561
I'll just have a coffee, thanks.

1640
01:57:29,665 --> 01:57:32,600
Sir. Anything you order is free of charge, sir.

1641
01:57:32,701 --> 01:57:34,726
Why is it free of charge?

1642
01:57:34,803 --> 01:57:36,863
- Don't ask.
- Whatever.

1643
01:57:36,940 --> 01:57:42,468
I'll have the clam chowder, fried chicken
and baked potato and a chocolate chiffon pie.

1644
01:57:42,544 --> 01:57:44,604
Clean food, please.

1645
01:57:44,714 --> 01:57:47,740
In that case,
may I advise against the clam chowder.

1646
01:57:47,817 --> 01:57:49,910
No clam chowder. Thank you.

1647
01:57:51,387 --> 01:57:53,617
You got about 30 seconds.

1648
01:57:56,326 --> 01:57:58,818
I know I've been acting very strange, OK?

1649
01:57:58,929 --> 01:58:02,364
- I know it seems there's two sides to me...
- Two sides?

1650
01:58:02,432 --> 01:58:07,496
- You're Dr Jekyll and Mr Jackass.
- I know. But I realized something important.

1651
01:58:07,571 --> 01:58:11,632
- What?
- The nature of our relationship wasn't clear

1652
01:58:11,742 --> 01:58:14,108
to me for reasons I won't go into.

1653
01:58:14,178 --> 01:58:16,772
- I know I haven't treated you well.
- Whatever.

1654
01:58:16,847 --> 01:58:19,577
No, no. Fifteen seconds, please!

1655
01:58:19,650 --> 01:58:21,949
Fifteen seconds,
don't open your mouth.

1656
01:58:22,020 --> 01:58:24,112
I'm trying to tell you I'm sorry.

1657
01:58:24,188 --> 01:58:28,523
What I've come to realize
is that I really like you, Marla.

1658
01:58:28,593 --> 01:58:30,720
You do?

1659
01:58:30,795 --> 01:58:32,660
I really do.

1660
01:58:32,764 --> 01:58:37,064
I care about you and I don't want anything
bad to happen to you because of me.

1661
01:58:37,168 --> 01:58:39,932
Marla, your life is in danger.

1662
01:58:40,005 --> 01:58:41,939
What?

1663
01:58:42,007 --> 01:58:45,738
You need to leave town for a while.
Get out of any major city.

1664
01:58:45,810 --> 01:58:48,608
- Just go camping...
- You're an insane person.

1665
01:58:48,680 --> 01:58:52,139
- No. I've involved you in something terrible.
- No. Shut up!

1666
01:58:52,218 --> 01:58:54,778
- You're not safe.
- Shut up!

1667
01:58:56,589 --> 01:59:01,026
- Listen, I tried, Tyler. I really tried.
- I know you did.

1668
01:59:01,093 --> 01:59:04,154
There are things about you I like.
You're smart, funny.

1669
01:59:04,231 --> 01:59:06,199
You're spectacular in bed.

1670
01:59:06,266 --> 01:59:07,698
But

1671
01:59:07,800 --> 01:59:09,859
you're intolerable.

1672
01:59:09,969 --> 01:59:12,461
You have very serious emotional problems.

1673
01:59:12,572 --> 01:59:16,508
Deep-seated problems
for which you should seek professional help.

1674
01:59:16,610 --> 01:59:20,569
- I know, and I'm sorry.
- You're sorry, I'm sorry. Everyone's sorry.

1675
01:59:21,715 --> 01:59:23,808
I can't do this any more.

1676
01:59:23,884 --> 01:59:25,977
I can't.

1677
01:59:26,053 --> 01:59:28,113
And I won't.

1678
01:59:28,222 --> 01:59:30,246
I'm gone.

1679
01:59:30,323 --> 01:59:33,019
You can't leave, Marla! You're not safe!

1680
01:59:35,863 --> 01:59:38,525
- Marla, you don't understand!
- Leave me alone!

1681
01:59:38,633 --> 01:59:41,124
- Marla, I am trying to protect you!
- Let go!

1682
01:59:41,235 --> 01:59:44,227
- I don't ever wanna see you again!
- That's fine...

1683
01:59:44,305 --> 01:59:46,432
Here, wait right here!

1684
01:59:50,312 --> 01:59:52,871
Hold it right there! Shut up!

1685
01:59:52,947 --> 01:59:55,074
Take this money and get on this bus.

1686
01:59:55,149 --> 01:59:57,311
I promise I won't bother you again.

1687
01:59:57,453 --> 01:59:58,886
Shut up!

1688
01:59:58,954 --> 02:00:02,151
Please get on the bus. Please get on the bus.

1689
02:00:03,325 --> 02:00:05,452
Why are you doing this?

1690
02:00:05,527 --> 02:00:09,623
They think you're a threat.
I can't explain it now, just trust me!

1691
02:00:09,698 --> 02:00:14,067
- If I know where you are, you won't be safe.
- I'll keep this, it's asshole tax.

1692
02:00:14,136 --> 02:00:18,540
- Fine. Remember, stay out of major cities.
- Tyler.

1693
02:00:20,076 --> 02:00:22,909
You're the worst thing
that ever happened to me.

1694
02:00:37,927 --> 02:00:40,590
Hello. I need you to arrest me.

1695
02:00:40,698 --> 02:00:43,462
I am the leader of a terrorist organization

1696
02:00:43,534 --> 02:00:48,494
responsible for numerous acts
of vandalism and assault all over this city.

1697
02:00:48,572 --> 02:00:52,474
In the metropolitan area,
we had probably 200 members.

1698
02:00:52,543 --> 02:00:56,344
Chapters have sprung up
in five or six other major cities already.

1699
02:00:56,515 --> 02:00:59,540
This is a tightly-regimented organization

1700
02:00:59,617 --> 02:01:05,215
with many cells capable of operating
independent of central leadership.

1701
02:01:05,323 --> 02:01:09,191
Go to the house, OK? 1537 Paper Street.

1702
02:01:09,294 --> 02:01:11,194
That's our headquarters.

1703
02:01:11,296 --> 02:01:13,890
In the back, buried in the garden,

1704
02:01:13,965 --> 02:01:16,992
you'll find the body of Robert Paulsen.

1705
02:01:17,103 --> 02:01:20,401
In the basement,
you're gonna find some bathtubs

1706
02:01:20,539 --> 02:01:25,842
that have been used very recently
to make large quantities of nitroglycerin.

1707
02:01:25,945 --> 02:01:27,970
I believe the plan is to blow up

1708
02:01:28,047 --> 02:01:31,141
the headquarters
of these credit card companies

1709
02:01:31,217 --> 02:01:33,310
and the TRW building.

1710
02:01:34,253 --> 02:01:37,620
Why these buildings?
Why credit card companies?

1711
02:01:37,723 --> 02:01:41,318
If you erase the debt record,
then we all go back to zero.

1712
02:01:42,161 --> 02:01:44,220
You'll create total chaos.

1713
02:01:45,833 --> 02:01:49,064
Keep him talking. I need to make a phone
call.

1714
02:01:59,646 --> 02:02:01,877
I really admire what you're doing.

1715
02:02:02,350 --> 02:02:04,408
What?

1716
02:02:04,551 --> 02:02:06,576
You're a brave man to order this.

1717
02:02:06,653 --> 02:02:08,417
You're a genius, sir.

1718
02:02:08,556 --> 02:02:13,255
You said if anyone ever interferes
with Project Mayhem, even you,

1719
02:02:13,361 --> 02:02:15,693
we gotta get his balls.

1720
02:02:17,098 --> 02:02:20,261
- Don't fight.
- It's a powerful gesture, Mr Durden.

1721
02:02:20,368 --> 02:02:23,395
- It will set an example.
- You're making a big mistake!

1722
02:02:23,472 --> 02:02:26,304
- You said you'd say that.
- I'm not Tyler Durden!

1723
02:02:26,407 --> 02:02:30,276
- You told us you'd say that too.
- All right. I am Tyler Durden.

1724
02:02:30,379 --> 02:02:33,075
Listen to me. I'm giving you a direct order.

1725
02:02:33,182 --> 02:02:37,312
- We're aborting this mission now.
- You said you would definitely say that.

1726
02:02:43,459 --> 02:02:47,021
Are you fucking out of your minds?
You're police officers!

1727
02:02:47,863 --> 02:02:49,922
Is somebody timing this?

1728
02:02:50,099 --> 02:02:53,069
Keep your mouth shut.

1729
02:02:53,136 --> 02:02:55,229
Shit!

1730
02:02:57,874 --> 02:03:00,672
Some of this information checks out.

1731
02:03:00,744 --> 02:03:04,043
- Let's go to that house on Paper Street.
- Be right there.

1732
02:03:04,748 --> 02:03:06,512
Hey, wait!

1733
02:03:07,218 --> 02:03:09,742
- I got him.
- Sir, we have to do this.

1734
02:03:09,853 --> 02:03:12,321
- Stop fighting!
- Where's the rubber band?

1735
02:03:12,422 --> 02:03:14,914
Get away from me! Drop that fucking knife!

1736
02:03:18,462 --> 02:03:21,898
Back up. Face down on the floor right now!

1737
02:03:23,134 --> 02:03:25,159
Get down on the floor!

1738
02:03:29,942 --> 02:03:32,842
The first person
that comes out of this door

1739
02:03:32,910 --> 02:03:34,878
gets a lead salad! Understand?

1740
02:03:59,205 --> 02:04:01,799
Get away! Stay away!

1741
02:04:14,755 --> 02:04:16,813
I ran.

1742
02:04:17,357 --> 02:04:21,522
I ran until my muscles burned
and my veins pumped battery acid.

1743
02:04:24,164 --> 02:04:26,222
Then I ran some more.

1744
02:05:06,942 --> 02:05:09,240
What the fuck are you doing?

1745
02:05:09,345 --> 02:05:12,280
Running around in your underpants!
You look crazy!

1746
02:05:12,381 --> 02:05:15,475
No. I'm onto you.
I know what's going on here.

1747
02:05:15,584 --> 02:05:20,488
Come on, then. I got us a great place
to watch from. It'll be like pay-per-view.

1748
02:06:08,473 --> 02:06:11,136
- Oh, Christ.
- Now what are you doing?

1749
02:06:11,243 --> 02:06:14,610
- I'm stopping this.
- Why?

1750
02:06:14,680 --> 02:06:18,081
- The greatest thing you've ever done.
- I can't let this happen.

1751
02:06:18,150 --> 02:06:21,415
There are 10 other bombs
in 10 other buildings.

1752
02:06:21,487 --> 02:06:23,853
Since when is Project Mayhem
about murder?

1753
02:06:23,922 --> 02:06:25,914
The buildings are empty.

1754
02:06:26,025 --> 02:06:28,857
We're not killing anyone.
We're setting 'em free!

1755
02:06:28,927 --> 02:06:31,691
Bob is dead. They shot him in the head.

1756
02:06:31,830 --> 02:06:35,164
You wanna make an omelette,
you gotta break some eggs.

1757
02:06:35,268 --> 02:06:38,862
No. I'm not listening to you.
You're not even there.

1758
02:06:44,911 --> 02:06:49,280
I wouldn't do that.
Not unless you knew which wires were what.

1759
02:06:49,349 --> 02:06:51,078
If you know, I know.

1760
02:06:56,690 --> 02:07:01,058
Or maybe I knew you'd know, so I spent
all day thinking about the wrong ones.

1761
02:07:09,571 --> 02:07:10,662
You think?

1762
02:07:12,673 --> 02:07:14,766
Oh, heavens, no. Not the green one.

1763
02:07:15,609 --> 02:07:18,602
Pull any one but the green one.

1764
02:07:23,350 --> 02:07:25,979
I asked you not to do that!

1765
02:07:27,822 --> 02:07:29,380
Fuck!

1766
02:07:30,325 --> 02:07:32,418
Tyler, get away from the van.

1767
02:07:34,629 --> 02:07:38,030
Tyler, I'm not kidding!
Get away from the van!

1768
02:07:38,133 --> 02:07:39,499
Goddamn it!

1769
02:07:45,841 --> 02:07:47,206
OK.

1770
02:07:47,310 --> 02:07:50,643
You are now firing a gun
at your imaginary friend

1771
02:07:50,746 --> 02:07:53,341
near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!

1772
02:07:55,551 --> 02:07:57,314
Cool it, Tyler!

1773
02:08:10,534 --> 02:08:12,593
Come on!

1774
02:08:12,669 --> 02:08:14,728
Don't go!

1775
02:08:52,311 --> 02:08:53,505
What?!

1776
02:09:38,993 --> 02:09:39,687
Three minutes.

1777
02:09:40,628 --> 02:09:42,926
This is it.

1778
02:09:43,030 --> 02:09:45,055
The beginning.

1779
02:09:45,132 --> 02:09:47,100
Ground zero.

1780
02:09:47,168 --> 02:09:49,466
I think this is about where we came in.

1781
02:09:49,537 --> 02:09:52,029
Do you have a speech for the occasion?

1782
02:09:52,107 --> 02:09:55,132
I'm sorry?

1783
02:09:55,242 --> 02:09:57,301
I still can't think of anything.

1784
02:09:59,348 --> 02:10:01,441
Flashback humor.

1785
02:10:06,521 --> 02:10:08,546
It's getting exciting now.

1786
02:10:10,125 --> 02:10:11,922
Two and a half.

1787
02:10:11,993 --> 02:10:14,554
Think of everything we've accomplished.

1788
02:10:14,664 --> 02:10:19,464
Out these windows, we will view
the collapse of financial history.

1789
02:10:19,534 --> 02:10:23,266
One step closer to economic equilibrium.

1790
02:10:36,820 --> 02:10:39,219
Why is she here?

1791
02:10:39,322 --> 02:10:41,222
Tying up loose ends.

1792
02:10:41,324 --> 02:10:44,385
Put me down, you baldheaded fuck!

1793
02:10:44,495 --> 02:10:47,589
- I beg you, please don't do this.
- I'm not doing this.

1794
02:10:47,698 --> 02:10:51,156
- We are doing this. This is what we want.
- No.

1795
02:10:51,235 --> 02:10:55,968
- I don't want this.
- Right. Except you is meaningless now.

1796
02:10:56,039 --> 02:11:00,033
- We have to forget about you.
- You're a voice in my head.

1797
02:11:00,145 --> 02:11:02,203
You're a voice in mine!

1798
02:11:02,312 --> 02:11:05,146
- Why can't I get rid of you?
- You need me.

1799
02:11:05,216 --> 02:11:07,309
No. I don't. I really don't any more.

1800
02:11:07,385 --> 02:11:11,652
You created me. I didn't create some
loser alter ego to make me feel better.

1801
02:11:11,757 --> 02:11:15,715
- Take some responsibility.
- I do. I am responsible for all of it

1802
02:11:15,827 --> 02:11:17,556
and I accept that.

1803
02:11:17,629 --> 02:11:21,657
So, please, I'm begging you,
please call this off.

1804
02:11:23,668 --> 02:11:25,863
Have I ever let us down?

1805
02:11:27,339 --> 02:11:29,637
How far have you come because of me?!

1806
02:11:35,548 --> 02:11:37,607
I will bring us through this.

1807
02:11:37,683 --> 02:11:41,484
As always, I will carry you
kicking and screaming

1808
02:11:41,588 --> 02:11:44,022
and in the end you will thank me.

1809
02:11:44,491 --> 02:11:47,015
Tyler. Tyler.

1810
02:11:47,092 --> 02:11:50,620
I'm grateful to you.
For everything that you've done for me.

1811
02:11:50,697 --> 02:11:53,393
But this is too much. I don't want this.

1812
02:11:53,467 --> 02:11:58,769
What do you want? Your shitjob back?
Fucking condo world, watching sitcoms?

1813
02:11:58,839 --> 02:12:00,898
Fuck you! I won't do it.

1814
02:12:01,775 --> 02:12:05,610
- This can't be happening.
- It's already done, so shut up!

1815
02:12:05,680 --> 02:12:07,306
60 seconds till CRI.

1816
02:12:07,848 --> 02:12:09,907
No.

1817
02:12:11,819 --> 02:12:14,617
I can figure this out. This isn't even real.

1818
02:12:14,689 --> 02:12:18,386
You're not real, that gun...
That gun isn't even in your hand.

1819
02:12:19,861 --> 02:12:21,920
The gun's in my hand.

1820
02:12:26,935 --> 02:12:29,425
Good for you. It doesn't change a thing.

1821
02:12:38,313 --> 02:12:40,941
Why do you wanna put a gun to your head?

1822
02:12:41,083 --> 02:12:43,142
Not my head, Tyler.

1823
02:12:43,719 --> 02:12:45,744
Our head.

1824
02:12:47,290 --> 02:12:49,349
Interesting.

1825
02:12:52,361 --> 02:12:55,024
Where are you going with this, Ikea boy?

1826
02:13:01,503 --> 02:13:04,496
Hey. It's you and me.

1827
02:13:07,243 --> 02:13:09,303
Friends?

1828
02:13:10,147 --> 02:13:12,240
Tyler,

1829
02:13:15,652 --> 02:13:17,985
I want you to really listen to me.

1830
02:13:18,122 --> 02:13:20,556
OK.

1831
02:13:20,658 --> 02:13:22,717
My eyes are open.

1832
02:13:41,479 --> 02:13:43,504
What's that smell?

1833
02:14:03,135 --> 02:14:06,127
- Where is everybody?
- Oh, no. What's going on?

1834
02:14:06,772 --> 02:14:08,364
Mr Durden!

1835
02:14:09,442 --> 02:14:11,307
Oh, my God!

1836
02:14:16,650 --> 02:14:19,846
Are you... Are you all right, sir?

1837
02:14:19,952 --> 02:14:23,912
- Oh, yeah, I'm OK.
- You look terrible, sir. What happened?

1838
02:14:23,991 --> 02:14:27,984
- Nothing, it's no problem.
- No, no, no, sir. He's not kidding.

1839
02:14:28,061 --> 02:14:30,825
- You look awful. You need assistance.
- I'm fine.

1840
02:14:30,964 --> 02:14:34,559
Look, I'm fine... Everything's fine.

1841
02:14:36,837 --> 02:14:39,068
Stop it!

1842
02:14:39,207 --> 02:14:42,334
- Let her go.
- Christ Almighty!

1843
02:14:42,409 --> 02:14:44,206
You!

1844
02:14:44,277 --> 02:14:46,371
Hi, Marla.

1845
02:14:46,848 --> 02:14:51,682
- Leave her with me. Meet me downstairs.
- Are you sure?

1846
02:14:51,786 --> 02:14:53,845
Yes, I'm sure.

1847
02:14:54,956 --> 02:14:59,052
You fucker! What kind of sick
fucking game are you playing at?!

1848
02:14:59,194 --> 02:15:01,856
Putting me on a... Oh, my God, your face!

1849
02:15:01,964 --> 02:15:03,453
Yeah, I know.

1850
02:15:08,237 --> 02:15:10,102
What happened?

1851
02:15:10,239 --> 02:15:12,366
- Don't ask.
- You're shot.

1852
02:15:12,441 --> 02:15:14,500
- Yes, I'm shot.
- Oh, my God.

1853
02:15:15,444 --> 02:15:18,470
- I can't believe he's standing.
- One tough motherfucker.

1854
02:15:22,285 --> 02:15:24,116
Who did this?

1855
02:15:24,253 --> 02:15:26,721
I did, actually.

1856
02:15:26,822 --> 02:15:28,882
Find some gauze.

1857
02:15:30,260 --> 02:15:32,285
You shot yourself?

1858
02:15:32,395 --> 02:15:35,023
Yes, but it's OK. Marla, look at me.

1859
02:15:35,098 --> 02:15:37,396
I'm really OK.

1860
02:15:37,467 --> 02:15:41,426
Trust me. Everything's gonna be fine.

1861
02:15:54,251 --> 02:15:58,119
You met me at a very strange time in my life.

1861
02:15:59,305 --> 02:16:59,217
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