1
00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074
Who are the real-world Illuminati ?
Find out @ saveanilluminati.com

2
00:02:05,060 --> 00:02:08,181
<i>People always ask me
if I know Tyler Durden.</i>

3
00:02:08,982 --> 00:02:10,145
<i>Three minutes.</i>

4
00:02:10,234 --> 00:02:12,560
<i>This is it. Ground zero.</i>

5
00:02:12,654 --> 00:02:16,321
<i>Do you have a speech for the occasion?</i>

6
00:02:16,410 --> 00:02:19,946
<i>With a gun barrel between your teeth,
you speak only in vowels.</i>

7
00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:22,117
<i>I can't think of anything.</i>

8
00:02:22,210 --> 00:02:26,079
<i>For a second, I forget about
Tyler's controlled demolition thing...</i>

9
00:02:26,174 --> 00:02:28,333
<i>.. and I wonder how clean that gun is.</i>

10
00:02:28,427 --> 00:02:30,504
<i>It's getting exciting now.</i>

11
00:02:30,597 --> 00:02:33,765
<i>That old thing,
how you always hurt the one you love.</i>

12
00:02:33,851 --> 00:02:35,928
<i>Well, it works both ways.</i>

13
00:02:36,021 --> 00:02:40,317
<i>We have front-row seats
for this theatre of mass destruction.</i>

14
00:02:40,403 --> 00:02:43,155
<i>The Demolitions Committee
of Project Mayhem...</i>

15
00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:46,693
<i>.. wrapped the foundations
of 12 buildings with explosives.</i>

16
00:02:47,454 --> 00:02:50,825
<i>In two minutes,
primary charges will blow base charges...</i>

17
00:02:50,918 --> 00:02:54,288
<i>.. and a few blocks will be reduced
to smouldering rubble.</i>

18
00:02:54,381 --> 00:02:57,419
<i>I know this because Tyler knows this.</i>

19
00:02:57,510 --> 00:03:00,881
<i>Two and a half.
Think of everything we've accomplished.</i>

20
00:03:00,974 --> 00:03:06,350
<i>Suddenly I realise that all of this,
the gun, the bombs, the revolution,...</i>

21
00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:10,142
<i>.. has got something to do
with a girl named Marla Singer.</i>

22
00:03:11,990 --> 00:03:14,660
<i>Bob. Bob had bitch tits.</i>

23
00:03:14,744 --> 00:03:18,909
<i>This was a support group
for men with testicular cancer.</i>

24
00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:22,287
<i>The big moosie slobbering all over me,
that was Bob.</i>

25
00:03:22,380 --> 00:03:24,539
<i>We're still men.</i>

26
00:03:24,633 --> 00:03:26,840
<i>Yes, we're men.</i>

27
00:03:26,928 --> 00:03:29,087
<i>Men is what we are.</i>

28
00:03:29,181 --> 00:03:32,634
<i>Bob had had his testicles removed.
Then hormone therapy.</i>

29
00:03:32,728 --> 00:03:36,513
<i>He developed bitch tits because
his testosterone was too high...</i>

30
00:03:36,608 --> 00:03:38,732
<i>.. and his body upped the oestrogen.</i>

31
00:03:38,820 --> 00:03:42,522
<i>- That was where I fit...
- They'll have to drain my pecs again.</i>

32
00:03:42,617 --> 00:03:45,074
<i>.. between those huge sweating tits...</i>

33
00:03:45,162 --> 00:03:49,411
<i>.. that hung enormous,
the way you'd think of God's as big.</i>

34
00:03:49,502 --> 00:03:51,709
<i>OK, you cry now.</i>

35
00:03:51,797 --> 00:03:54,336
<i>No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier.</i>

36
00:03:55,719 --> 00:03:58,342
<i>For six months, I couldn't sleep.</i>

37
00:03:58,431 --> 00:04:00,971
<i>I couldn't sleep...</i>

38
00:04:01,060 --> 00:04:03,220
<i>With insomnia, nothing's real.</i>

39
00:04:03,313 --> 00:04:05,390
<i>Everything's far away.</i>

40
00:04:06,318 --> 00:04:08,726
<i>Everything's a copy of a copy...</i>

41
00:04:08,821 --> 00:04:10,862
<i>.. of a copy.</i>

42
00:04:13,119 --> 00:04:18,709
<i>When deep space exploration ramps up,
it'll be the corporations that name everything.</i>

43
00:04:18,794 --> 00:04:20,871
<i>The IBM Stellar Sphere.</i>

44
00:04:21,173 --> 00:04:23,296
<i>The Microsoft Galaxy.</i>

45
00:04:23,384 --> 00:04:25,424
<i>The Planet Starbucks.</i>

46
00:04:26,013 --> 00:04:29,051
<i>I need you out of town this week
to cover some red flags.</i>

47
00:04:29,142 --> 00:04:32,727
<i>It must have been Tuesday.
He had on his cornflower blue tie.</i>

48
00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:37,443
<i>You want me to deprioritise my reports
untiI you advise of a status upgrade?</i>

49
00:04:37,529 --> 00:04:42,110
<i>Prioritise these. Here's your flight coupons.
Call me if there's any snags.</i>

50
00:04:42,203 --> 00:04:46,036
<i>He was full of pep.
Must have had his grande latte enema.</i>

51
00:04:47,168 --> 00:04:52,331
<i>Like so many others, I had become
a slave to the Ikea nesting instinct.</i>

52
00:04:52,426 --> 00:04:54,799
<i>Uh... yes. I'd like to order...</i>

53
00:04:54,888 --> 00:04:57,130
<i>.. the Erika Pekkari dust ruffles.</i>

54
00:04:57,224 --> 00:04:59,348
<i>- Please hold.
- Anything clever,...</i>

55
00:04:59,436 --> 00:05:03,815
<i>.. like a coffee table in the shape of a yin-yang,
I had to have it.</i>

56
00:05:04,860 --> 00:05:07,234
<i>The Klipsk personal office unit.</i>

57
00:05:07,322 --> 00:05:09,612
<i>The Hovetrekke home exerbike.</i>

58
00:05:09,993 --> 00:05:13,529
<i>Or the Ohamshab sofa
with the Strinne green stripe pattern.</i>

59
00:05:13,623 --> 00:05:19,082
<i>Even the Ryslampa wire lamps of
environmentally-friendly unbleached paper.</i>

60
00:05:19,173 --> 00:05:22,009
<i>I'd flip through catalogues and wonder...</i>

61
00:05:22,093 --> 00:05:25,131
<i>.. "What kind of dining set
defines me as a person?"</i>

62
00:05:25,223 --> 00:05:30,017
<i>I had it all. Even the glass dishes
with tiny bubbles and imperfections,...</i>

63
00:05:30,105 --> 00:05:35,184
<i>.. proof that they were crafted by the honest,
hard-working, indigenous peoples of...</i>

64
00:05:35,279 --> 00:05:38,234
<i>- Please hold.
- .. wherever.</i>

65
00:05:38,742 --> 00:05:40,866
<i>We used to read pornography.</i>

66
00:05:40,954 --> 00:05:43,790
<i>Now it was the Horchow collection.</i>

67
00:05:43,875 --> 00:05:47,245
<i>- No. You can't die of insomnia.
- What about narcolepsy?</i>

68
00:05:47,338 --> 00:05:49,711
<i>I nod off, I wake up in strange places.</i>

69
00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:51,877
<i>I have no idea how I got there.</i>

70
00:05:51,970 --> 00:05:55,755
<i>- You need to lighten up.
- Can you please just give me something?</i>

71
00:05:55,850 --> 00:05:59,470
<i>Red and blue Tuinals, lipstick-red Seconals...</i>

72
00:05:59,898 --> 00:06:03,315
<i>No. You need healthy, naturaI sleep.</i>

73
00:06:04,071 --> 00:06:07,523
<i>Chew some valerian root
and get more exercise.</i>

74
00:06:09,578 --> 00:06:11,655
<i>Hey, come on.</i>

75
00:06:11,748 --> 00:06:13,825
<i>- I'm in pain.
- You wanna see pain?</i>

76
00:06:13,918 --> 00:06:16,457
<i>Swing by First Methodist, Tuesday nights.</i>

77
00:06:16,547 --> 00:06:19,633
<i>See the guys with testicular cancer.</i>

78
00:06:19,718 --> 00:06:21,795
That's pain.

79
00:06:37,702 --> 00:06:41,120
<i>I always wanted three kids...
two boys and a girI.</i>

80
00:06:41,207 --> 00:06:43,581
<i>Mindy wanted two girls and a boy.</i>

81
00:06:45,171 --> 00:06:47,663
<i>We never could agree on anything.</i>

82
00:06:48,009 --> 00:06:49,801
<i>Well, I... She...</i>

83
00:06:49,886 --> 00:06:52,379
<i>She had her first child last week.</i>

84
00:06:52,474 --> 00:06:54,716
A girI.

85
00:06:54,810 --> 00:06:58,062
<i>With... With her... With her new husband.</i>

86
00:06:58,899 --> 00:07:00,976
<i>Fuck!</i>

87
00:07:02,279 --> 00:07:04,356
<i>Thank God, you know...</i>

88
00:07:04,449 --> 00:07:06,526
<i>I'm glad for her.</i>

89
00:07:07,328 --> 00:07:10,284
<i>She deserves...</i>

90
00:07:14,130 --> 00:07:17,963
<i>Everyone, let's thank Thomas
for sharing himself with us.</i>

91
00:07:18,052 --> 00:07:20,129
<i>Thank you, Thomas.</i>

92
00:07:20,222 --> 00:07:23,675
<i>I look around this room,
and I see a lot of courage.</i>

93
00:07:23,769 --> 00:07:25,845
<i>And that gives me strength.</i>

94
00:07:25,938 --> 00:07:28,265
<i>We give each other strength.</i>

95
00:07:28,358 --> 00:07:30,648
<i>It's time for the one-on-ones.</i>

96
00:07:31,238 --> 00:07:35,652
<i>So let's all of us follow Thomas's example
and really open ourselves up.</i>

97
00:07:35,744 --> 00:07:37,821
<i>Could you find a partner?</i>

98
00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,168
<i>And this is how I met the big moosie.</i>

99
00:07:44,841 --> 00:07:48,045
<i>His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears.</i>

100
00:07:50,515 --> 00:07:53,304
<i>Knees together. Those awkward little steps.</i>

101
00:07:58,527 --> 00:08:00,651
<i>- My name is Bob.
- Bob?</i>

102
00:08:01,323 --> 00:08:03,612
<i>Bob had been a champion bodybuilder.</i>

103
00:08:03,701 --> 00:08:07,368
<i>You know that chest expansion programme
on late-night TV?</i>

104
00:08:07,456 --> 00:08:09,533
<i>That was his idea.</i>

105
00:08:09,626 --> 00:08:11,703
<i>I was ajuicer.</i>

106
00:08:11,796 --> 00:08:13,920
<i>You know, using steroids?</i>

107
00:08:14,008 --> 00:08:16,500
<i>DiabonaI and...</i>

108
00:08:16,595 --> 00:08:18,921
<i>.. WisteroI.</i>

109
00:08:19,015 --> 00:08:22,931
<i>Oh, they use that on racehorses,
for Christ sakes.</i>

110
00:08:23,438 --> 00:08:25,515
<i>And now I'm bankrupt.</i>

111
00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:28,477
<i>I'm divorced.</i>

112
00:08:29,238 --> 00:08:31,315
<i>My two grown kids...</i>

113
00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:34,871
<i>.. won't even return my phone calls.</i>

114
00:08:34,954 --> 00:08:40,033
<i>Strangers with this kind of honesty
make me go a big, rubbery one.</i>

115
00:08:41,839 --> 00:08:43,916
<i>Go ahead,... Cornelius.</i>

116
00:08:44,009 --> 00:08:46,086
<i>You can cry.</i>

117
00:09:01,826 --> 00:09:05,279
<i>And then... something happened.
I let go.</i>

118
00:09:05,373 --> 00:09:07,450
<i>That's really good.</i>

119
00:09:07,543 --> 00:09:09,620
<i>Lost in oblivion.</i>

120
00:09:09,713 --> 00:09:12,002
<i>Dark and silent and complete.</i>

121
00:09:15,012 --> 00:09:18,714
<i>I found freedom.
Losing all hope was freedom.</i>

122
00:09:21,187 --> 00:09:23,264
<i>It's OK.</i>

123
00:09:25,527 --> 00:09:27,734
<i>Babies don't sleep this well.</i>

124
00:09:31,369 --> 00:09:33,943
<i>I became addicted.</i>

125
00:09:47,642 --> 00:09:49,719
If I didn't say anything...

126
00:09:49,812 --> 00:09:52,483
<i>.. people always assumed the worst.</i>

127
00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:59,401
<i>They cried harder... then I cried harder.</i>

128
00:10:08,839 --> 00:10:13,005
<i>Now we're going to open the green door,
the heart chakra...</i>

129
00:10:13,096 --> 00:10:15,172
<i>I wasn't really dying.</i>

130
00:10:15,307 --> 00:10:18,060
<i>I wasn't host to cancer or parasites.</i>

131
00:10:18,979 --> 00:10:23,192
<i>I was the warm little centre
that the life of this world crowded around.</i>

132
00:10:23,861 --> 00:10:26,816
<i>Imagine your pain
as a white ball of healing light.</i>

133
00:10:26,907 --> 00:10:31,037
<i>It moves over your body, healing you.</i>

134
00:10:31,121 --> 00:10:34,622
<i>Now keep this going. Remember to breathe...</i>

135
00:10:34,710 --> 00:10:38,412
<i>.. and step forward
through the back door of the room.</i>

136
00:10:39,258 --> 00:10:41,382
<i>Where does it lead?</i>

137
00:10:41,470 --> 00:10:43,594
<i>To your cave.</i>

138
00:10:43,681 --> 00:10:45,556
<i>Step forward...</i>

139
00:10:45,642 --> 00:10:47,850
<i>.. into your cave.</i>

140
00:10:47,937 --> 00:10:50,014
That's right.

141
00:10:50,107 --> 00:10:53,560
<i>You're going deeper into your cave.</i>

142
00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:56,357
<i>And you're going to find...</i>

143
00:10:56,450 --> 00:10:58,527
<i>.. your power animaI.</i>

144
00:11:00,664 --> 00:11:01,993
<i>Slide.</i>

145
00:11:13,099 --> 00:11:15,175
<i>Every evening I died.</i>

146
00:11:16,353 --> 00:11:19,024
<i>And every evening I was born again.</i>

147
00:11:19,608 --> 00:11:21,685
<i>Resurrected.</i>

148
00:11:23,697 --> 00:11:27,946
<i>Bob loved me because he thought
my testicles were removed too.</i>

149
00:11:28,037 --> 00:11:30,825
<i>Being there, pressed against his tits,...</i>

150
00:11:30,916 --> 00:11:32,993
<i>.. ready to cry.</i>

151
00:11:33,086 --> 00:11:35,756
<i>This was my vacation.</i>

152
00:11:38,051 --> 00:11:39,676
<i>And she...</i>

153
00:11:39,762 --> 00:11:42,432
<i>.. ruined everything.</i>

154
00:11:42,516 --> 00:11:44,593
<i>This is cancer, right?</i>

155
00:11:47,523 --> 00:11:49,730
<i>This chick, Marla Singer,...</i>

156
00:11:49,818 --> 00:11:52,489
<i>.. did not have testicular cancer.</i>

157
00:11:52,572 --> 00:11:54,649
<i>She was a liar.</i>

158
00:11:54,742 --> 00:11:56,819
<i>She had no diseases at all.</i>

159
00:11:56,912 --> 00:12:00,697
<i>I had seen her at Free And Clear,
my blood parasites group, Thursdays.</i>

160
00:12:00,792 --> 00:12:04,245
<i>Then at Hope,
my bimonthly sickle-cell circle.</i>

161
00:12:04,756 --> 00:12:09,716
<i>And again, at Seize The Day,
my tuberculosis, Friday night.</i>

162
00:12:10,848 --> 00:12:12,842
<i>Marla,...</i>

163
00:12:12,935 --> 00:12:15,427
<i>.. the big tourist.</i>

164
00:12:15,522 --> 00:12:17,599
<i>Her lie reflected my lie.</i>

165
00:12:18,150 --> 00:12:20,227
<i>And suddenly, I felt nothing.</i>

166
00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:23,940
<i>I couldn't cry. So once again,...</i>

167
00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:26,111
<i>.. I couldn't sleep.</i>

168
00:12:37,094 --> 00:12:39,586
<i>Next group, after guided meditation,...</i>

169
00:12:39,681 --> 00:12:43,099
<i>.. after we open our heart chakras,
when it's time to hug,...</i>

170
00:12:43,186 --> 00:12:46,355
<i>.. I'm gonna grab that bitch,
Marla Singer, and scream.</i>

171
00:12:46,441 --> 00:12:50,441
<i>Marla, you liar!
You big tourist, I need this! Now, get out!</i>

172
00:12:52,533 --> 00:12:54,906
<i>I hadn't slept in four days.</i>

173
00:12:54,995 --> 00:12:56,870
<i>We'll just let that dry...</i>

174
00:12:56,956 --> 00:13:00,409
<i>When you have insomnia,
you're never really asleep.</i>

175
00:13:00,503 --> 00:13:02,960
<i>And you're never really awake.</i>

176
00:13:04,133 --> 00:13:06,625
<i>To begin tonight's communion,...</i>

177
00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:09,473
<i>.. Chloe would like to say a few words.</i>

178
00:13:09,599 --> 00:13:12,518
<i>Oh, yeah. Chloe.</i>

179
00:13:13,397 --> 00:13:18,357
<i>Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton
would look if you made it walk around...</i>

180
00:13:18,446 --> 00:13:20,522
<i>.. being extra nice to everybody.</i>

181
00:13:20,991 --> 00:13:23,068
<i>Well, I'm still here.</i>

182
00:13:23,453 --> 00:13:25,577
<i>But I don't know for how long.</i>

183
00:13:26,415 --> 00:13:29,536
<i>That's as much certainty
as anyone can give me.</i>

184
00:13:29,628 --> 00:13:31,586
<i>But I've got some good news.</i>

185
00:13:31,673 --> 00:13:35,423
<i>I no longer have any fear of death.</i>

186
00:13:39,351 --> 00:13:43,101
<i>But... I am in a pretty lonely place.</i>

187
00:13:44,149 --> 00:13:46,226
<i>No-one will have sex with me.</i>

188
00:13:47,404 --> 00:13:51,783
<i>I'm so close to the end,
and all I want is to get laid for the last time.</i>

189
00:13:52,411 --> 00:13:55,864
<i>I have pornographic movies
in my apartment,...</i>

190
00:13:55,958 --> 00:13:59,660
<i>- .. and lubricants and amyI nitrite.
- Thank you, Chloe.</i>

191
00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,505
<i>Everyone, let's thank Chloe.</i>

192
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,716
<i>Thank you, Chloe.</i>

193
00:14:07,558 --> 00:14:11,391
<i>Now, let's ready ourselves
for guided meditation.</i>

194
00:14:12,523 --> 00:14:15,894
<i>You're standing at the entrance of your cave.</i>

195
00:14:16,404 --> 00:14:19,857
<i>You step inside your cave and you walk...</i>

196
00:14:19,951 --> 00:14:23,072
<i>if I did have a tumour, I'd name it Marla.</i>

197
00:14:24,123 --> 00:14:26,117
<i>Marla.</i>

198
00:14:26,210 --> 00:14:30,672
<i>The scratch on the roof of your mouth
that would heal if you could stop tonguing it.</i>

199
00:14:30,758 --> 00:14:32,835
<i>But you can't.</i>

200
00:14:33,762 --> 00:14:36,634
<i>.. deeper into your cave as you walk.</i>

201
00:14:36,725 --> 00:14:40,261
<i>You feel
a healing energy all around you.</i>

202
00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:44,977
<i>Now find your power animal.</i>

203
00:14:47,866 --> 00:14:49,906
<i>Slide.</i>

204
00:14:53,415 --> 00:14:56,833
<i>OK. Let's partner up.</i>

205
00:14:56,921 --> 00:14:59,247
<i>Pick someone speciaI to you tonight.</i>

206
00:15:05,475 --> 00:15:07,551
<i>Hey.</i>

207
00:15:07,936 --> 00:15:10,013
<i>- We need to talk.
- Sure.</i>

208
00:15:14,821 --> 00:15:16,898
<i>- I'm onto you.
- What?</i>

209
00:15:16,991 --> 00:15:20,112
<i>Yeah. You're a faker. You're not dying.</i>

210
00:15:20,204 --> 00:15:21,996
<i>Sorry?</i>

211
00:15:22,082 --> 00:15:27,079
<i>In the Tibetan-philosophy, Sylvia-Plath
sense of the word, I know we're all dying.</i>

212
00:15:27,172 --> 00:15:31,386
<i>- But you're not dying the way Chloe is.
- So?</i>

213
00:15:31,971 --> 00:15:34,048
<i>So you're a tourist.</i>

214
00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:38,354
<i>I've seen you. I saw you at melanoma,
I saw you at tuberculosis.</i>

215
00:15:38,439 --> 00:15:40,931
<i>I saw you at testicular cancer!</i>

216
00:15:41,026 --> 00:15:42,686
<i>I saw you practising this.</i>

217
00:15:42,778 --> 00:15:45,187
<i>- Practising what?
- Telling me off.</i>

218
00:15:45,282 --> 00:15:49,115
<i>Is it going as well as you hoped,... Rupert?</i>

219
00:15:49,204 --> 00:15:50,996
<i>I'll expose you.</i>

220
00:15:51,082 --> 00:15:53,159
<i>Go ahead. I'll expose you.</i>

221
00:15:53,919 --> 00:15:56,791
<i>Come together. Let yourselves cry.</i>

222
00:16:03,808 --> 00:16:05,885
<i>Oh, God. Why are you doing this?</i>

223
00:16:05,978 --> 00:16:08,767
<i>It's cheaper than a movie
and there's free coffee.</i>

224
00:16:08,857 --> 00:16:11,610
<i>Look, this is important.
These are my groups.</i>

225
00:16:11,695 --> 00:16:13,819
<i>I've been coming for over a year.</i>

226
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:17,111
<i>- Why do you do it?
- I don't know.</i>

227
00:16:17,203 --> 00:16:21,036
<i>When people think you're dying,
they listen to you instead of...</i>

228
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:24,127
<i>Instead of waiting for their turn to speak.</i>

229
00:16:25,423 --> 00:16:27,500
<i>Yeah. Yeah.</i>

230
00:16:28,678 --> 00:16:31,549
<i>Share yourself... completely.</i>

231
00:16:32,350 --> 00:16:34,426
<i>Look, you don't want to get into this.</i>

232
00:16:34,519 --> 00:16:36,596
<i>- It becomes an addiction.
- Really?</i>

233
00:16:36,689 --> 00:16:40,938
<i>I'm not kidding. I can't cry
if another faker is present, and I need this.</i>

234
00:16:41,029 --> 00:16:43,106
<i>You gotta find somewhere else to go.</i>

235
00:16:43,198 --> 00:16:46,783
<i>Candystripe a cancer ward.
It's not my problem.</i>

236
00:16:49,916 --> 00:16:51,993
<i>No, wait a second. Hold on.</i>

237
00:16:52,086 --> 00:16:54,163
<i>We'll split up the week, OK?</i>

238
00:16:54,256 --> 00:16:56,463
<i>You take Iymphoma and tuberculosis.</i>

239
00:16:56,551 --> 00:16:59,672
<i>You take tuberculosis.
My smoking doesn't go over at all.</i>

240
00:16:59,764 --> 00:17:03,051
<i>OK. Good. Fine.
Testicular cancer should be no contest.</i>

241
00:17:03,144 --> 00:17:07,060
<i>Technically, I have more right to be there.
You still have your balls.</i>

242
00:17:07,150 --> 00:17:09,523
<i>- You're kidding.
- I dunno. Am I?</i>

243
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,655
<i>No. No.</i>

244
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:14,362
<i>- What do you want?
- I'll take the parasites.</i>

245
00:17:14,452 --> 00:17:17,240
<i>You can't have both.
Take the blood parasites.</i>

246
00:17:17,331 --> 00:17:21,662
<i>- I want brain parasites.
- I'll take the blood but I want brain dementia.</i>

247
00:17:21,754 --> 00:17:24,507
<i>- I want that.
- You can't have the whole brain.</i>

248
00:17:24,591 --> 00:17:27,083
<i>So far, you have four. I only have two.</i>

249
00:17:27,178 --> 00:17:31,094
<i>OK. Take both the parasites. They're yours.</i>

250
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:33,474
<i>Now we both have three...</i>

251
00:17:36,191 --> 00:17:38,862
<i>Hey! You left half your clothes.</i>

252
00:17:55,386 --> 00:17:57,545
<i>- What, are you selling those?
- Yes!</i>

253
00:17:57,639 --> 00:17:59,716
<i>I'm selling some clothes!</i>

254
00:17:59,809 --> 00:18:01,886
<i>So! We each have three. That's six.</i>

255
00:18:01,978 --> 00:18:04,815
<i>What about the seventh day?
I want boweI cancer.</i>

256
00:18:04,899 --> 00:18:06,976
<i>The girl had done her homework.</i>

257
00:18:07,069 --> 00:18:09,146
<i>No. No. I want boweI cancer.</i>

258
00:18:09,823 --> 00:18:11,900
<i>That's your favourite too?</i>

259
00:18:11,993 --> 00:18:15,494
<i>- Tried to slip it by me, eh?
- Look, we'll split it.</i>

260
00:18:15,581 --> 00:18:17,658
<i>Take the first and third Sunday.</i>

261
00:18:20,130 --> 00:18:22,004
<i>DeaI.</i>

262
00:18:24,594 --> 00:18:26,921
<i>Looks like this is goodbye.</i>

263
00:18:27,014 --> 00:18:29,138
<i>Let's not make a big thing out of it.</i>

264
00:18:29,226 --> 00:18:31,683
<i>How's this for not making a big thing?</i>

265
00:18:35,151 --> 00:18:36,979
<i>Hey, Marla!</i>

266
00:18:37,279 --> 00:18:39,439
Marla!

267
00:18:39,532 --> 00:18:42,107
<i>Maybe we should exchange numbers.</i>

268
00:18:42,203 --> 00:18:44,113
<i>Should we?</i>

269
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:48,288
<i>- We might wanna switch nights.
- OK.</i>

270
00:18:53,469 --> 00:18:56,008
<i>This is how I met Marla Singer.</i>

271
00:18:57,725 --> 00:19:01,974
<i>Marla's philosophy of life
was that she might die at any moment.</i>

272
00:19:02,065 --> 00:19:04,355
<i>The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't.</i>

273
00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:08,490
<i>It doesn't have your name!
Who are you? Cornelius? Rupert?</i>

274
00:19:08,574 --> 00:19:12,526
<i>Travis? Any of the stupid names
you give each night?</i>

275
00:19:15,501 --> 00:19:17,578
<i>You wake up at SeaTac.</i>

276
00:19:17,671 --> 00:19:20,626
<i>SFO. LAX.</i>

277
00:19:20,717 --> 00:19:23,090
<i>You wake up at O'Hare.</i>

278
00:19:23,179 --> 00:19:25,303
<i>Dallas Fort Worth.</i>

279
00:19:25,390 --> 00:19:27,348
<i>BWl.</i>

280
00:19:27,435 --> 00:19:31,220
<i>Pacific. Mountain. Central.
Lose an hour. Gain an hour.</i>

281
00:19:31,315 --> 00:19:35,184
<i>The check-in for that flight
isn't for another two hours, sir.</i>

282
00:19:35,279 --> 00:19:38,566
<i>This is your life,
and it's ending one minute at a time.</i>

283
00:19:38,659 --> 00:19:41,661
<i>You wake up at Air Harbor International.</i>

284
00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:46,916
<i>if you wake up at a different time,
in a different place,...</i>

285
00:19:47,005 --> 00:19:49,675
<i>.. could you wake up as a different person?</i>

286
00:19:49,759 --> 00:19:51,835
<i>Everywhere I travel,...</i>

287
00:19:51,928 --> 00:19:54,171
<i>.. tiny life.</i>

288
00:19:54,265 --> 00:19:56,804
<i>Single-serving sugar and cream.</i>

289
00:19:56,894 --> 00:19:58,686
<i>Single pat of butter.</i>

290
00:19:58,772 --> 00:20:01,608
<i>The microwave cordon bleu hobby kit.</i>

291
00:20:01,692 --> 00:20:03,650
<i>Shampoo-conditioner combos.</i>

292
00:20:03,737 --> 00:20:07,606
<i>Sample-package mouthwash.
Tiny bars of soap.</i>

293
00:20:09,078 --> 00:20:11,570
<i>The people I meet on each flight,...</i>

294
00:20:11,665 --> 00:20:13,789
<i>.. they're single-serving friends.</i>

295
00:20:13,877 --> 00:20:17,579
<i>Between takeoff and landing,
we have our time together.</i>

296
00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:19,917
<i>That's all we get.</i>

297
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,920
<i>Welcome!</i>

298
00:20:24,016 --> 00:20:28,182
<i>On a long enough time line,
the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.</i>

299
00:20:28,272 --> 00:20:32,022
<i>I was a recall coordinator.
My job was to apply the formula.</i>

300
00:20:32,111 --> 00:20:34,484
<i>The infant went through the windshield.</i>

301
00:20:34,573 --> 00:20:38,655
<i>A new car built by my company
leaves somewhere travelling at 60 mph.</i>

302
00:20:38,746 --> 00:20:40,823
<i>The rear differential locks up.</i>

303
00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:44,450
<i>The teenager's braces
are stuck to the ashtray.</i>

304
00:20:44,546 --> 00:20:46,919
<i>Might make a good anti-smoking ad.</i>

305
00:20:47,008 --> 00:20:50,508
<i>The car crashes and burns
with everyone trapped inside.</i>

306
00:20:50,596 --> 00:20:52,886
<i>Now, should we initiate a recall?</i>

307
00:20:52,974 --> 00:20:55,051
<i>The father must have been huge.</i>

308
00:20:55,144 --> 00:20:58,349
<i>See where the fat burned to the seat?
The polyester shirt?</i>

309
00:20:58,441 --> 00:21:00,434
<i>Very modern art.</i>

310
00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:03,019
<i>Take the number of vehicles in the field, A.</i>

311
00:21:03,114 --> 00:21:05,820
<i>Multiply it by the probable rate of failure, B.</i>

312
00:21:05,910 --> 00:21:09,695
<i>Multiply the result by
the average out-of-court settlement, C.</i>

313
00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:11,867
<i>A x B x C...</i>

314
00:21:12,085 --> 00:21:13,995
<i>.. equals X.</i>

315
00:21:14,088 --> 00:21:16,663
<i>If X is less than the cost of a recall,...</i>

316
00:21:16,759 --> 00:21:18,799
<i>.. we don't do one.</i>

317
00:21:18,887 --> 00:21:22,091
<i>Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?</i>

318
00:21:22,183 --> 00:21:24,093
<i>You wouldn't believe.</i>

319
00:21:25,563 --> 00:21:28,102
<i>Which car company do you work for?</i>

320
00:21:28,192 --> 00:21:30,269
<i>A major one.</i>

321
00:21:32,782 --> 00:21:36,698
<i>Every time the plane banked too sharply
on takeoff or landing,...</i>

322
00:21:36,788 --> 00:21:40,075
<i>.. I prayed for a crash or a midair collision.</i>

323
00:21:40,752 --> 00:21:42,294
<i>Anything.</i>

324
00:21:51,183 --> 00:21:54,885
<i>Life insurance pays off triple
if you die on a business trip.</i>

325
00:21:57,860 --> 00:22:01,147
<i>"If you are seated in an emergency exit row...</i>

326
00:22:01,239 --> 00:22:04,740
<i>.. and would be unable or unwilling
to perform the duties...</i>

327
00:22:04,828 --> 00:22:09,291
<i>.. listed on the safety card, please
ask a flight attendant to reseat you. "</i>

328
00:22:11,087 --> 00:22:13,127
<i>It's a lot of responsibility.</i>

329
00:22:13,215 --> 00:22:15,422
<i>Wanna switch seats?</i>

330
00:22:15,510 --> 00:22:18,963
<i>No. I'm not sure
I'm the man for that particular job.</i>

331
00:22:19,057 --> 00:22:23,436
<i>An exit-door procedure at 30,000ft. Mm-hm.</i>

332
00:22:23,521 --> 00:22:25,598
<i>The illusion of safety.</i>

333
00:22:25,858 --> 00:22:27,935
<i>Yeah. I guess so.</i>

334
00:22:28,028 --> 00:22:30,947
<i>You know why
they put oxygen masks on planes?</i>

335
00:22:31,032 --> 00:22:35,577
<i>- So you can breathe.
- Oxygen gets you high.</i>

336
00:22:36,707 --> 00:22:40,243
<i>In a catastrophic emergency,
you take giant panic breaths.</i>

337
00:22:40,337 --> 00:22:42,829
<i>Suddenly you become euphoric, docile.</i>

338
00:22:42,924 --> 00:22:45,214
<i>You accept your fate.</i>

339
00:22:45,845 --> 00:22:47,886
<i>It's all right here.</i>

340
00:22:47,973 --> 00:22:51,141
<i>Emergency water landing, 600mph.</i>

341
00:22:51,228 --> 00:22:54,064
<i>Blank faces. Calm as Hindu cows.</i>

342
00:22:54,149 --> 00:22:56,226
That's um...

343
00:22:57,445 --> 00:22:59,735
<i>That's an interesting theory.</i>

344
00:23:01,743 --> 00:23:03,867
<i>- What do you do?
- What do you mean?</i>

345
00:23:03,955 --> 00:23:06,032
<i>What do you do for a living?</i>

346
00:23:06,124 --> 00:23:09,293
<i>Why? So you can pretend you're interested?</i>

347
00:23:11,966 --> 00:23:13,426
OK.

348
00:23:13,510 --> 00:23:16,382
<i>You have
a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.</i>

349
00:23:19,644 --> 00:23:21,721
<i>We have the exact same briefcase.</i>

350
00:23:22,565 --> 00:23:24,558
<i>Soap.</i>

351
00:23:24,651 --> 00:23:28,353
<i>- Sorry?
- I make and I sell soap.</i>

352
00:23:28,448 --> 00:23:30,821
<i>The yardstick of civilisation.</i>

353
00:23:31,369 --> 00:23:33,327
<i>And this is how I met...</i>

354
00:23:33,414 --> 00:23:35,241
<i>Tyler Durden.</i>

355
00:23:35,333 --> 00:23:40,578
<i>Did you know if you mix gasoline and
frozen orange juice, you can make napalm?</i>

356
00:23:40,674 --> 00:23:43,629
<i>- No, I did not. Is that true?
- That's right.</i>

357
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:47,554
<i>One can make all kinds of explosives
with simple household items.</i>

358
00:23:47,642 --> 00:23:50,099
<i>- Really?
- If one was so inclined.</i>

359
00:23:55,070 --> 00:24:00,149
<i>Tyler, you are by far the most interesting
single-serving friend I have ever met.</i>

360
00:24:02,038 --> 00:24:06,168
<i>- Everything on a plane is single-serving...
- Oh, I get it. Very clever.</i>

361
00:24:06,253 --> 00:24:07,795
<i>Thank you.</i>

362
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,004
<i>How's it working out for you?</i>

363
00:24:10,091 --> 00:24:12,844
<i>- What?
- Being clever?</i>

364
00:24:12,929 --> 00:24:15,302
<i>Great.</i>

365
00:24:15,391 --> 00:24:18,393
<i>Keep it up, then. Right up.</i>

366
00:24:19,563 --> 00:24:21,723
<i>A question of etiquette.</i>

367
00:24:21,817 --> 00:24:24,819
<i>As I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?</i>

368
00:24:31,873 --> 00:24:34,199
<i>How I came to live with Tyler is...</i>

369
00:24:34,293 --> 00:24:38,542
<i>Airlines have this policy
about vibrating luggage.</i>

370
00:24:46,268 --> 00:24:50,897
<i>- Was it ticking?
- Throwers know modern bombs don't tick.</i>

371
00:24:50,984 --> 00:24:54,152
<i>- Sorry, throwers?
- Baggage handlers.</i>

372
00:24:54,238 --> 00:24:56,481
<i>But when a suitcase vibrates,...</i>

373
00:24:56,575 --> 00:24:59,281
<i>.. the throwers have got to call the police.</i>

374
00:24:59,371 --> 00:25:02,872
<i>- My suitcase was vibrating?
- Nine times out of ten...</i>

375
00:25:02,959 --> 00:25:05,036
<i>.. it's an electric razor.</i>

376
00:25:05,129 --> 00:25:07,253
<i>But... every once in a while...</i>

377
00:25:10,178 --> 00:25:12,255
<i>It's a dildo.</i>

378
00:25:13,015 --> 00:25:17,097
<i>It's company policy never to imply
ownership in the event of a dildo.</i>

379
00:25:17,188 --> 00:25:21,057
<i>We have to use the indefinite article,
a dildo, never...</i>

380
00:25:21,152 --> 00:25:23,229
<i>.. your dildo.</i>

381
00:25:23,322 --> 00:25:25,399
<i>I don't own...</i>

382
00:25:28,079 --> 00:25:31,200
<i>I had everything in that suitcase.
My CK shirts.</i>

383
00:25:31,292 --> 00:25:34,460
<i>My DKNYshoes. My AX ties.</i>

384
00:25:36,132 --> 00:25:38,458
<i>Never mind.</i>

385
00:25:40,346 --> 00:25:43,052
<i>Hey! That's my car!</i>

386
00:25:49,401 --> 00:25:51,359
<i>Home was a condo on the 15th floor...</i>

387
00:25:51,446 --> 00:25:54,483
<i>.. of a filing cabinet
for widows and professionals.</i>

388
00:25:54,575 --> 00:25:57,198
<i>The walls were solid concrete.</i>

389
00:25:57,287 --> 00:25:59,364
<i>A foot of concrete is important...</i>

390
00:25:59,457 --> 00:26:03,706
<i>.. when your next-door neighbour
has to watch game shows at full volume.</i>

391
00:26:03,797 --> 00:26:07,666
<i>Or when a blast of debris
that used to be your personal effects...</i>

392
00:26:07,761 --> 00:26:11,807
<i>.. blows out of your windows
and sails flaming into the night.</i>

393
00:26:18,276 --> 00:26:20,566
<i>I suppose these things happen.</i>

394
00:26:33,423 --> 00:26:35,500
<i>There's... nothing up there.</i>

395
00:26:35,592 --> 00:26:38,963
<i>You can't go into the unit. Police orders.</i>

396
00:26:47,651 --> 00:26:50,191
<i>Do you have somebody you can call?</i>

397
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:52,404
<i>How embarrassing.</i>

398
00:26:52,492 --> 00:26:55,364
<i>A houseful of condiments and no food.</i>

399
00:27:04,801 --> 00:27:08,587
<i>The police later told me
the pilot light might have gone out...</i>

400
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:12,555
<i>.. letting out just a little bit of gas.</i>

401
00:27:12,646 --> 00:27:14,889
<i>That gas could have filled the condo.</i>

402
00:27:14,982 --> 00:27:18,519
<i>1700 square feet with high ceilings
for days and days.</i>

403
00:27:26,708 --> 00:27:30,493
<i>Then the refrigerator's compressor
could have clicked on.</i>

404
00:27:31,590 --> 00:27:33,667
<i>Yeah?</i>

405
00:27:36,764 --> 00:27:38,841
<i>I can hear you breathing...</i>

406
00:27:47,529 --> 00:27:51,445
<i>if you ask me now,
I couldn't tell you why I called him.</i>

407
00:28:34,722 --> 00:28:36,930
<i>- Hello?
- Who's this?</i>

408
00:28:39,187 --> 00:28:41,264
<i>- Tyler?
- Who is this?</i>

409
00:28:41,357 --> 00:28:42,733
Um...

410
00:28:42,817 --> 00:28:45,025
<i>We met... We met on the airplane.</i>

411
00:28:45,112 --> 00:28:47,355
<i>We had the same suitcase?</i>

412
00:28:47,449 --> 00:28:49,526
<i>Uh... the clever guy?</i>

413
00:28:49,619 --> 00:28:51,945
<i>Oh, yeah. Right.</i>

414
00:28:53,958 --> 00:28:56,629
<i>I called a second ago. There was no answer.</i>

415
00:28:56,712 --> 00:29:00,878
<i>- I'm at a payphone.
- Yeah, I *69'd you. I never pick up my phone.</i>

416
00:29:03,681 --> 00:29:05,757
<i>- So what's up?
- Uh...</i>

417
00:29:06,434 --> 00:29:08,475
<i>Well.</i>

418
00:29:08,563 --> 00:29:10,639
<i>You're not gonna believe this.</i>

419
00:29:12,777 --> 00:29:14,984
<i>You know, it could be worse.</i>

420
00:29:15,072 --> 00:29:18,822
<i>A woman could cut off your penis
while you sleep and toss it out of a car.</i>

421
00:29:19,704 --> 00:29:22,955
<i>There's always that. I don't know.</i>

422
00:29:23,042 --> 00:29:26,163
<i>When you buy furniture,
you tell yourself, that's it.</i>

423
00:29:26,255 --> 00:29:28,332
<i>That's the last sofa I'll need.</i>

424
00:29:28,424 --> 00:29:31,213
<i>Whatever happens,
that sofa problem is handled.</i>

425
00:29:31,304 --> 00:29:34,756
<i>I had it all.
I had a stereo that was very decent.</i>

426
00:29:34,850 --> 00:29:38,387
<i>A wardrobe that was getting very respectable.</i>

427
00:29:38,481 --> 00:29:40,640
<i>I was close to being complete.</i>

428
00:29:40,734 --> 00:29:43,273
<i>- Shit, man. Now it's all gone.
- All gone.</i>

429
00:29:43,363 --> 00:29:46,116
<i>All gone.</i>

430
00:29:47,368 --> 00:29:49,409
<i>Do you know what a duvet is?</i>

431
00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:52,368
<i>- A comforter.
- It's a blanket.</i>

432
00:29:52,459 --> 00:29:56,459
<i>Just a blanket. Why do guys
like you and I know what a duvet is?</i>

433
00:29:56,548 --> 00:30:00,714
<i>Is this essentiaI to our survivaI
in the hunter-gatherer sense?</i>

434
00:30:00,804 --> 00:30:02,430
<i>No.</i>

435
00:30:02,515 --> 00:30:04,509
<i>What are we, then?</i>

436
00:30:04,602 --> 00:30:07,176
<i>I dunno. Consumers.</i>

437
00:30:07,272 --> 00:30:09,349
<i>Right. We're consumers.</i>

438
00:30:09,442 --> 00:30:12,729
<i>We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession.</i>

439
00:30:12,822 --> 00:30:16,738
<i>Murder, crime, poverty.
These things don't concern me.</i>

440
00:30:16,827 --> 00:30:20,245
<i>What concerns me are celebrity magazines,...</i>

441
00:30:20,332 --> 00:30:22,409
<i>.. television with 500 channels,...</i>

442
00:30:22,502 --> 00:30:25,173
<i>.. some guy's name on my underwear.
Rogaine.</i>

443
00:30:25,256 --> 00:30:27,333
<i>Viagra. Olestra.</i>

444
00:30:27,426 --> 00:30:30,262
<i>- Martha Stewart.
- Fuck Martha Stewart.</i>

445
00:30:30,347 --> 00:30:33,848
<i>She's polishing the brass on the Titanic.
It's all going down.</i>

446
00:30:33,935 --> 00:30:37,686
<i>So fuck off with your sofa units
and Strinne green stripe patterns.</i>

447
00:30:37,774 --> 00:30:41,061
<i>I say never be complete.</i>

448
00:30:41,154 --> 00:30:43,195
<i>I say stop being perfect.</i>

449
00:30:43,282 --> 00:30:45,323
<i>I say let's evolve.</i>

450
00:30:45,410 --> 00:30:47,700
<i>Let the chips fall where they may.</i>

451
00:30:49,875 --> 00:30:51,952
<i>But that's me, and I could be wrong.</i>

452
00:30:52,045 --> 00:30:54,122
<i>Maybe it's a terrible tragedy.</i>

453
00:30:54,215 --> 00:30:56,707
<i>It's just stuff. Not a tragedy...</i>

454
00:30:56,802 --> 00:31:00,552
<i>You did lose a lot of versatile solutions
for modern living.</i>

455
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:03,215
<i>Fuck, you're right. I don't smoke.</i>

456
00:31:06,607 --> 00:31:10,358
<i>My insurance is probably gonna cover it, so...</i>

457
00:31:12,825 --> 00:31:14,949
<i>What?</i>

458
00:31:15,036 --> 00:31:18,157
<i>The things you own end up owning you.</i>

459
00:31:21,504 --> 00:31:23,581
<i>Do what you like, man.</i>

460
00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:26,756
<i>Oh, it's late.</i>

461
00:31:26,845 --> 00:31:29,551
<i>- Hey, thanks for the beer.
- Yeah, man.</i>

462
00:31:29,641 --> 00:31:31,717
<i>I should find a hoteI.</i>

463
00:31:32,478 --> 00:31:34,555
<i>- Oh!
- What?</i>

464
00:31:34,648 --> 00:31:36,273
<i>What?</i>

465
00:31:36,359 --> 00:31:38,435
<i>- A hoteI?
- Yeah.</i>

466
00:31:38,528 --> 00:31:41,614
<i>- Just ask, man.
- What are you talking about?</i>

467
00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:45,450
<i>Oh, God. Three pitchers of beer
and you still can't ask.</i>

468
00:31:46,456 --> 00:31:48,082
<i>What?</i>

469
00:31:48,167 --> 00:31:50,838
<i>You called me
because you needed a place to stay.</i>

470
00:31:50,921 --> 00:31:54,339
<i>- Oh, hey. No, no, no.
- Yes, you did. So just ask.</i>

471
00:31:54,426 --> 00:31:57,001
<i>Cut the foreplay and just ask, man.</i>

472
00:31:58,807 --> 00:32:01,050
<i>Would... Would that be a problem?</i>

473
00:32:01,144 --> 00:32:03,221
<i>Is it a problem for you to ask?</i>

474
00:32:04,232 --> 00:32:06,475
<i>- Can I stay at your place?
- Yeah.</i>

475
00:32:07,862 --> 00:32:09,939
Thanks.

476
00:32:14,079 --> 00:32:17,082
<i>- I want you to do me a favour.
- Yeah, sure.</i>

477
00:32:17,167 --> 00:32:19,576
<i>I want you to hit me as hard as you can.</i>

478
00:32:19,671 --> 00:32:21,629
<i>What?</i>

479
00:32:21,715 --> 00:32:25,549
<i>I want you to hit me as hard as you can.</i>

480
00:32:25,638 --> 00:32:28,557
<i>Let me tell you a little bit about Tyler Durden.</i>

481
00:32:28,809 --> 00:32:31,099
<i>Tyler was a night person.</i>

482
00:32:31,187 --> 00:32:33,430
<i>While the rest of us slept, he worked.</i>

483
00:32:33,524 --> 00:32:36,692
<i>He had one part-time job as a projectionist.</i>

484
00:32:36,779 --> 00:32:39,781
<i>A movie doesn't come all on one big reeI.
It comes on a few.</i>

485
00:32:39,867 --> 00:32:43,569
<i>Someone has to switch the projectors
at the exact moment...</i>

486
00:32:43,664 --> 00:32:46,915
<i>.. that one reeI ends and the next one begins.</i>

487
00:32:47,002 --> 00:32:50,918
<i>You can see little dots come into
the upper right corner of the screen.</i>

488
00:32:51,008 --> 00:32:53,714
<i>In the industry, we call them cigarette burns.</i>

489
00:32:53,803 --> 00:32:55,880
<i>That's the cue for a changeover.</i>

490
00:32:55,973 --> 00:33:00,721
<i>He flips the projectors, movie keeps
going and the audience has no idea.</i>

491
00:33:00,813 --> 00:33:03,056
<i>Why would anyone want this shitjob?</i>

492
00:33:03,150 --> 00:33:06,318
<i>Because it affords him
interesting opportunities.</i>

493
00:33:06,405 --> 00:33:09,941
<i>Like splicing a frame of pornography
into family films.</i>

494
00:33:10,035 --> 00:33:15,032
<i>So when the snooty cat and the courageous
dog with the celebrity voices first meet,...</i>

495
00:33:15,126 --> 00:33:19,339
<i>.. that's when you'll catch a flash
of Tyler's contribution to the film.</i>

496
00:33:26,225 --> 00:33:28,847
<i>Nobody knows that they saw it but they did.</i>

497
00:33:28,937 --> 00:33:31,476
<i>Nice, big cock.</i>

498
00:33:36,281 --> 00:33:39,069
<i>Even a hummingbird
couldn't catch Tyler at work.</i>

499
00:33:44,376 --> 00:33:49,420
<i>Tyler also works sometimes as a banquet
waiter at the luxurious Pressman hoteI.</i>

500
00:33:54,098 --> 00:33:58,145
<i>He was the guerrilla terrorist
of the food service industry.</i>

501
00:33:58,229 --> 00:34:00,519
<i>Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch.</i>

502
00:34:00,608 --> 00:34:05,022
<i>Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque,
he farted on meringues,...</i>

503
00:34:05,114 --> 00:34:07,653
<i>.. and as for the cream of mushroom soup...</i>

504
00:34:07,743 --> 00:34:09,783
<i>Go ahead, tell 'em.</i>

505
00:34:09,871 --> 00:34:11,865
<i>You get the idea.</i>

506
00:34:12,124 --> 00:34:15,292
<i>- You just want me to hit you?
- Come on. Do me this one favour.</i>

507
00:34:15,379 --> 00:34:18,749
<i>- Why?
- I don't know. Never been in a fight. You?</i>

508
00:34:18,842 --> 00:34:22,842
<i>- No. But that's a good thing.
- You can't know yourself if you haven't!</i>

509
00:34:22,932 --> 00:34:25,258
<i>I don't wanna die without any scars.</i>

510
00:34:25,352 --> 00:34:29,647
<i>- Come on. Hit me, before I lose my nerve.
- Oh, God. This is crazy.</i>

511
00:34:29,733 --> 00:34:32,023
<i>So go crazy! Let it rip.</i>

512
00:34:32,111 --> 00:34:34,782
<i>- I don't know about this.
- I don't either.</i>

513
00:34:34,865 --> 00:34:37,951
<i>Who gives a shit? No-one's watching.
What do you care?</i>

514
00:34:38,037 --> 00:34:40,493
<i>This is crazy. You want me to hit you?!</i>

515
00:34:40,582 --> 00:34:42,659
That's right.

516
00:34:42,752 --> 00:34:45,956
<i>- Where? Like, in the face?
- Surprise me.</i>

517
00:34:48,134 --> 00:34:50,211
<i>This is so fucking stupid.</i>

518
00:35:01,111 --> 00:35:03,271
<i>Motherfucker!</i>

519
00:35:03,365 --> 00:35:05,442
<i>He hit me in the ear!</i>

520
00:35:05,534 --> 00:35:08,739
<i>- Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.
- Ow, Christ!</i>

521
00:35:08,831 --> 00:35:10,908
<i>- Why the ear, man?
- I fucked it up.</i>

522
00:35:11,001 --> 00:35:12,709
<i>No, that was perfect.</i>

523
00:35:13,045 --> 00:35:15,122
Uh! Agh!

524
00:35:25,605 --> 00:35:27,729
<i>No, it's all right.</i>

525
00:35:28,568 --> 00:35:30,645
<i>It really hurts.</i>

526
00:35:31,113 --> 00:35:33,190
Right.

527
00:35:33,533 --> 00:35:35,740
<i>Hit me again.</i>

528
00:35:35,828 --> 00:35:37,952
<i>No, you hit me. Come on!</i>

529
00:35:54,897 --> 00:35:57,389
<i>We should do this again sometime.</i>

530
00:36:10,211 --> 00:36:12,418
<i>- Where's your car?
- What car?</i>

531
00:36:22,938 --> 00:36:25,311
<i>I don't know how Tyler found that house...</i>

532
00:36:25,399 --> 00:36:27,642
<i>.. but he said he'd been there for a year.</i>

533
00:36:27,736 --> 00:36:30,608
<i>It looked like it was waiting to be torn down.</i>

534
00:36:30,699 --> 00:36:33,107
<i>Most of the windows were boarded up.</i>

535
00:36:33,202 --> 00:36:38,543
<i>There was no lock on the front door from
when the police, or whoever, kicked it in.</i>

536
00:36:38,627 --> 00:36:40,704
<i>The stairs were ready to collapse.</i>

537
00:36:40,797 --> 00:36:43,336
<i>I didn't know if he owned it or was squatting.</i>

538
00:36:43,425 --> 00:36:45,917
<i>Neither would have surprised me.</i>

539
00:36:46,805 --> 00:36:48,882
<i>Yep. That's you.</i>

540
00:36:48,975 --> 00:36:51,550
<i>That's me. That's the toilet. Good?</i>

541
00:36:51,645 --> 00:36:53,722
<i>Yeah, thanks.</i>

542
00:36:53,815 --> 00:36:55,725
<i>What a shithole.</i>

543
00:36:55,818 --> 00:36:57,776
<i>Nothing worked.</i>

544
00:37:01,410 --> 00:37:05,361
<i>Turning on one light meant
another light in the house went out.</i>

545
00:37:05,457 --> 00:37:09,207
<i>There were no neighbours.
Just warehouses and a paper mill.</i>

546
00:37:09,296 --> 00:37:13,295
<i>That fart smell of steam.
The hamster-cage smell of wood chips.</i>

547
00:37:15,054 --> 00:37:17,427
<i>What have we here?</i>

548
00:37:32,246 --> 00:37:34,369
<i>- Hey, guys.
- Hey.</i>

549
00:37:45,348 --> 00:37:48,433
<i>Every time it rained, we had to kill the power.</i>

550
00:37:49,354 --> 00:37:52,689
<i>By the end of the first month,
I didn't miss TV.</i>

551
00:37:53,735 --> 00:37:57,070
<i>I didn't even mind the warm, stale refrigerator.</i>

552
00:38:09,508 --> 00:38:11,584
<i>Can I be next?</i>

553
00:38:16,017 --> 00:38:18,094
All right, man.

554
00:38:18,187 --> 00:38:20,180
<i>Lose the tie.</i>

555
00:38:24,404 --> 00:38:28,569
<i>At night, Tyler and I were alone
for haif a mile in every direction.</i>

556
00:38:34,043 --> 00:38:37,959
<i>Rain trickled down through
the plaster and the light fixtures.</i>

557
00:38:38,049 --> 00:38:40,885
<i>Everything wooden swelled and shrank.</i>

558
00:38:40,969 --> 00:38:44,174
<i>Everywhere were rusted nails
to snag your elbow on.</i>

559
00:38:44,266 --> 00:38:46,840
<i>The previous occupant had been a shut-in.</i>

560
00:38:46,936 --> 00:38:49,013
<i>Hey, man. What are you reading?</i>

561
00:38:49,106 --> 00:38:53,485
<i>Listen to this. It's an article written
by an organ in the first person.</i>

562
00:38:53,571 --> 00:38:56,324
<i>"I am Jack's medulla oblongata.
Without me,...</i>

563
00:38:56,408 --> 00:38:59,861
<i>.. Jack could not regulate
his heart rate or breathing. "</i>

564
00:38:59,955 --> 00:39:02,032
<i>There's a whole series of these.</i>

565
00:39:02,125 --> 00:39:04,202
<i>"I Am Jill's Nipples. "</i>

566
00:39:06,214 --> 00:39:10,214
<i>- "I Am Jack's Colon. "
- "I Get Cancer. I Kill Jack. "</i>

567
00:39:11,555 --> 00:39:13,383
<i>Whoop! Agh!</i>

568
00:39:13,475 --> 00:39:17,260
<i>After fighting, everything else
in life got the volume turned down.</i>

569
00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:20,975
<i>What?</i>

570
00:39:21,069 --> 00:39:24,605
<i>- You could deal with anything.
- Have you finished those reports?</i>

571
00:39:29,289 --> 00:39:31,864
<i>if you could choose,
who would you fight?</i>

572
00:39:31,959 --> 00:39:34,036
<i>I'd fight my boss, probably.</i>

573
00:39:34,129 --> 00:39:36,253
<i>Really?</i>

574
00:39:36,341 --> 00:39:39,676
<i>- Yeah, why? Who would you fight?
- I'd fight my dad.</i>

575
00:39:39,762 --> 00:39:41,839
<i>I don't know my dad.</i>

576
00:39:41,932 --> 00:39:43,842
<i>I mean, I know him, but...</i>

577
00:39:43,935 --> 00:39:46,308
<i>He left when I was like, six years old.</i>

578
00:39:46,397 --> 00:39:49,399
<i>Married this other woman
and had some other kids.</i>

579
00:39:49,485 --> 00:39:51,562
<i>He did this every six years.</i>

580
00:39:51,654 --> 00:39:55,784
<i>- He changes city and starts a new family.
- Fucker's setting up franchises!</i>

581
00:39:56,620 --> 00:39:58,697
<i>My dad never went to college.</i>

582
00:39:58,790 --> 00:40:02,706
<i>- So it was reaI important that I go.
- That sounds familiar.</i>

583
00:40:02,796 --> 00:40:07,258
<i>So I graduate. Call him up long-distance
and say, "Dad, now what?"</i>

584
00:40:07,344 --> 00:40:09,337
<i>- He says, "Get ajob. "
- Same here.</i>

585
00:40:09,430 --> 00:40:12,101
<i>Now I'm 25. Make my yearly call again.</i>

586
00:40:12,184 --> 00:40:14,178
<i>"Dad, now what?"</i>

587
00:40:14,270 --> 00:40:16,394
<i>He says, "I dunno. Get married. "</i>

588
00:40:16,482 --> 00:40:19,935
<i>You can't get married.</i>

589
00:40:20,696 --> 00:40:22,773
<i>I'm a 30-year-old boy.</i>

590
00:40:22,866 --> 00:40:25,358
<i>We're a generation of men raised by women.</i>

591
00:40:25,453 --> 00:40:29,702
<i>I'm wondering if another woman
is really the answer we need.</i>

592
00:40:35,718 --> 00:40:38,922
<i>Most of the week, we were Ozzie and Harriet.</i>

593
00:40:39,807 --> 00:40:43,260
<i>But every Saturday night,
we were finding something out.</i>

594
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:47,933
<i>We were finding out more and more
that we were not alone.</i>

595
00:40:51,866 --> 00:40:56,530
<i>It used to be that when I came home angry
or depressed, I'd just clean my condo.</i>

596
00:40:56,623 --> 00:40:58,700
<i>Polish my Scandinavian furniture.</i>

597
00:40:58,793 --> 00:41:03,836
<i>I should have been looking for a new condo
or haggling with my insurance company.</i>

598
00:41:03,925 --> 00:41:07,711
<i>I should have been upset
about my nice flaming little shit.</i>

599
00:41:07,806 --> 00:41:09,716
<i>But I wasn't.</i>

600
00:41:09,809 --> 00:41:13,475
<i>The premise of cybernetting an office
is make things more efficient.</i>

601
00:41:13,564 --> 00:41:16,400
<i>Monday mornings,
I just thought about next week.</i>

602
00:41:16,485 --> 00:41:19,523
<i>Can I get the icon in cornflower blue?</i>

603
00:41:19,614 --> 00:41:20,730
<i>Absolutely.</i>

604
00:41:20,824 --> 00:41:24,076
<i>Efficiency is priority No. 1, people.</i>

605
00:41:24,204 --> 00:41:26,993
<i>Because waste is a thief.</i>

606
00:41:27,083 --> 00:41:30,205
<i>I showed this to my man here.
You liked it, didn't you?</i>

607
00:41:33,885 --> 00:41:37,801
<i>You can swallow a pint of blood
before you get sick.</i>

608
00:41:38,850 --> 00:41:41,093
<i>It was right in everyone's face.</i>

609
00:41:41,187 --> 00:41:43,346
<i>Tyler and I just made it visible.</i>

610
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:45,849
<i>It was on the tip of everyone's tongue.</i>

611
00:41:45,944 --> 00:41:48,021
<i>Tyler and I just gave it a name.</i>

612
00:41:59,255 --> 00:42:01,332
<i>Come on, you've gotta go home!</i>

613
00:42:23,581 --> 00:42:25,871
<i>Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back.</i>

614
00:42:46,823 --> 00:42:50,525
<i>Every week,
Tyler gave the rules that he and I decided.</i>

615
00:42:50,620 --> 00:42:52,697
<i>Gentlemen!</i>

616
00:42:53,458 --> 00:42:55,535
<i>Welcome to Fight Club.</i>

617
00:42:57,672 --> 00:42:59,831
<i>The first rule of Fight Club is...</i>

618
00:42:59,925 --> 00:43:02,299
<i>.. you do not talk about Fight Club.</i>

619
00:43:02,387 --> 00:43:04,962
<i>The second rule of Fight Club is...</i>

620
00:43:05,392 --> 00:43:08,844
<i>.. you do not talk about Fight Club!</i>

621
00:43:08,938 --> 00:43:11,228
<i>Third rule of Fight Club.</i>

622
00:43:11,317 --> 00:43:14,105
<i>Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out,...</i>

623
00:43:14,196 --> 00:43:16,949
<i>.. the fight is over. Fourth rule.</i>

624
00:43:17,033 --> 00:43:19,360
<i>Only two guys to a fight.</i>

625
00:43:19,453 --> 00:43:21,328
<i>Fifth rule.</i>

626
00:43:21,415 --> 00:43:24,085
<i>One fight at a time, fellas.</i>

627
00:43:24,169 --> 00:43:26,661
<i>Sixth rule. No shirts. No shoes.</i>

628
00:43:26,756 --> 00:43:30,672
<i>Seventh rule.
Fights will go on as long as they have to.</i>

629
00:43:32,514 --> 00:43:35,088
<i>And the eighth and finaI rule.</i>

630
00:43:36,228 --> 00:43:39,432
<i>If this is your first night at Fight Club...</i>

631
00:43:39,524 --> 00:43:41,601
<i>.. you have to fight.</i>

632
00:43:45,658 --> 00:43:47,735
<i>This kid from work, Ricky,...</i>

633
00:43:47,828 --> 00:43:52,326
<i>.. couldn't remember whether
you ordered pens with blue ink or black.</i>

634
00:43:52,418 --> 00:43:54,826
<i>But Ricky was a god for ten minutes...</i>

635
00:43:54,921 --> 00:43:58,256
<i>.. when he trounced
the maitre d' of a local food court.</i>

636
00:44:00,137 --> 00:44:05,478
<i>Sometimes, all you could hear were
the flat, hard, packing sounds over the yelling.</i>

637
00:44:09,233 --> 00:44:12,271
<i>Or the wet choke
when someone gasped and sprayed...</i>

638
00:44:12,363 --> 00:44:14,403
<i>Stop!</i>

639
00:44:14,491 --> 00:44:17,363
<i>You weren't alive anywhere
like you were there.</i>

640
00:44:17,454 --> 00:44:22,248
<i>But Fight Club only exists in the hours
between when Fight Club starts and ends.</i>

641
00:44:22,795 --> 00:44:25,832
<i>Even if I could tell someone
they had a good fight,...</i>

642
00:44:25,924 --> 00:44:28,214
<i>.. I wouldn't be talking to the same man.</i>

643
00:44:28,303 --> 00:44:31,638
<i>Who you were in Fight Club
is not who you were outside of it.</i>

644
00:44:31,724 --> 00:44:36,768
<i>A guy came to Fight Club for the first time.
His ass was a wad of cookie dough.</i>

645
00:44:36,856 --> 00:44:39,693
<i>After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.</i>

646
00:44:40,528 --> 00:44:43,733
<i>If you could fight any celebrity,
who would you fight?</i>

647
00:44:43,825 --> 00:44:46,946
<i>- Alive or dead?
- Doesn't matter. Who'd be tough?</i>

648
00:44:47,872 --> 00:44:50,993
<i>Hemingway. You?</i>

649
00:44:51,628 --> 00:44:54,796
<i>Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner.</i>

650
00:44:55,842 --> 00:44:59,047
<i>We all started seeing things differently.</i>

651
00:45:00,307 --> 00:45:03,677
<i>Everywhere we went,
we were sizing things up.</i>

652
00:45:07,025 --> 00:45:10,146
<i>I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms,...</i>

653
00:45:10,238 --> 00:45:14,320
<i>.. trying to look like how Calvin Klein
or Tommy Hilfiger said they should.</i>

654
00:45:14,411 --> 00:45:16,534
<i>Is that what a man looks like?</i>

655
00:45:17,457 --> 00:45:20,293
<i>Oh, self-improvement is masturbation.</i>

656
00:45:20,377 --> 00:45:22,454
<i>Now, self-destruction...</i>

657
00:45:22,547 --> 00:45:24,541
<i>Excuse me.</i>

658
00:45:59,183 --> 00:46:02,388
<i>Fight Club wasn't about winning or losing.</i>

659
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:04,557
<i>It wasn't about words.</i>

660
00:46:06,485 --> 00:46:09,986
<i>The hysterical shouting was in tongues...</i>

661
00:46:10,074 --> 00:46:12,032
<i>.. like at a Pentecostal Church.</i>

662
00:46:16,583 --> 00:46:18,660
<i>- Is that it?
- Stop!</i>

663
00:46:18,753 --> 00:46:21,625
<i>When the fight was over, nothing was solved.</i>

664
00:46:21,716 --> 00:46:23,626
<i>But nothing mattered.</i>

665
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:26,507
<i>CooI.</i>

666
00:46:26,598 --> 00:46:29,386
<i>Afterwards, we all felt saved.</i>

667
00:46:30,311 --> 00:46:32,601
<i>Hey, man. How about next week?</i>

668
00:46:32,690 --> 00:46:34,767
<i>How about next month?!</i>

669
00:46:34,860 --> 00:46:36,937
<i>Everybody here in the middle.</i>

670
00:46:37,029 --> 00:46:39,070
<i>New guy, you too.</i>

671
00:46:40,827 --> 00:46:42,986
<i>Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me.</i>

672
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:45,157
<i>He fell down some stairs.</i>

673
00:46:45,834 --> 00:46:47,911
<i>I fell down some stairs.</i>

674
00:46:49,756 --> 00:46:54,420
<i>Fight Club became the reason to cut
your hair short or trim your fingernails.</i>

675
00:46:54,513 --> 00:46:57,005
<i>OK. Any historicaI figure.</i>

676
00:46:57,100 --> 00:46:58,975
I'd fight Gandhi.

677
00:46:59,604 --> 00:47:01,431
<i>Good answer.</i>

678
00:47:01,523 --> 00:47:03,766
<i>- How about you?
- Lincoln.</i>

679
00:47:03,860 --> 00:47:06,434
<i>Lincoln? Hmm.</i>

680
00:47:06,530 --> 00:47:10,150
<i>Big guy, big reach.
Skinny guys fight till they're burger.</i>

681
00:47:11,037 --> 00:47:13,114
Fuck!

682
00:47:14,291 --> 00:47:16,997
<i>Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.</i>

683
00:47:26,100 --> 00:47:27,476
<i>Hello?</i>

684
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:29,969
<i>Where have you been the last eight weeks?</i>

685
00:47:30,064 --> 00:47:31,345
<i>Marla?</i>

686
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:37,488
<i>- How did you find me?
- You left a forwarding number.</i>

687
00:47:37,575 --> 00:47:40,577
<i>I haven't seen you at any support groups.</i>

688
00:47:40,663 --> 00:47:43,867
<i>We split 'em up.
That was the idea. Remember?</i>

689
00:47:43,959 --> 00:47:46,795
<i>Yeah, but you haven't been going to yours.</i>

690
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:50,381
<i>- How do you know?
- I cheated.</i>

691
00:47:50,468 --> 00:47:52,296
<i>I found a new one.</i>

692
00:47:52,847 --> 00:47:55,137
<i>- Really?
- It's for men only.</i>

693
00:47:55,225 --> 00:47:56,804
<i>Like the testicle thing?</i>

694
00:47:56,894 --> 00:47:58,971
<i>Whah!</i>

695
00:48:00,566 --> 00:48:02,607
<i>Look, this is a bad time.</i>

696
00:48:02,694 --> 00:48:05,151
<i>I've been going to Debtors Anonymous.</i>

697
00:48:05,240 --> 00:48:08,776
<i>- They're really fucked-up people...
- I'm on my way out.</i>

698
00:48:08,870 --> 00:48:11,243
<i>Me too. I've got a stomach full of Xanax.</i>

699
00:48:11,332 --> 00:48:13,621
<i>I took what was left of a bottle.</i>

700
00:48:13,710 --> 00:48:15,787
<i>It might have been too much.</i>

701
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:19,500
<i>Picture Marla Singer throw herseif
around her crummy apartment.</i>

702
00:48:19,635 --> 00:48:24,133
<i>This isn't a for-reaI suicide thing.
This is probably a cry-for-help thing.</i>

703
00:48:24,225 --> 00:48:27,144
<i>So you're staying in tonight, then?</i>

704
00:48:27,230 --> 00:48:30,066
<i>Do you wanna wait
and hear me describe death?</i>

705
00:48:30,150 --> 00:48:34,649
<i>Do you wanna listen
and see if my spirit can use a phone?</i>

706
00:48:36,910 --> 00:48:39,581
<i>Have you ever heard a death rattle before?</i>

707
00:49:05,869 --> 00:49:10,698
<i>Tyler's door was closed. I'd been here for
two months and his door was never closed.</i>

708
00:49:15,716 --> 00:49:18,802
<i>You won't believe this dream
I had last night.</i>

709
00:49:18,887 --> 00:49:22,174
<i>I can hardly believe anything about last night.</i>

710
00:49:31,989 --> 00:49:33,947
<i>What are you doing here?</i>

711
00:49:36,663 --> 00:49:38,740
<i>What?</i>

712
00:49:38,833 --> 00:49:41,289
<i>This is my house.
What are you doing here?</i>

713
00:49:43,673 --> 00:49:45,666
<i>Fuck you!</i>

714
00:50:00,322 --> 00:50:03,657
<i>Oh, you've got some fucked-up friends!</i>

715
00:50:03,743 --> 00:50:05,737
<i>Limber, though.</i>

716
00:50:05,830 --> 00:50:07,823
<i>Silly cooze.</i>

717
00:50:08,918 --> 00:50:11,624
<i>I come in last night. Phone's off the hook.</i>

718
00:50:11,713 --> 00:50:13,790
<i>Guess who's on the other end?</i>

719
00:50:13,883 --> 00:50:16,090
<i>I knew the story before he told me.</i>

720
00:50:18,390 --> 00:50:21,974
<i>Have you ever heard a death rattle before?</i>

721
00:50:22,061 --> 00:50:24,898
<i>Do you think it'II live up to its name?</i>

722
00:50:24,982 --> 00:50:28,567
<i>Or will it just be a death hairball?</i>

723
00:50:31,992 --> 00:50:35,992
<i>Prepare to evacuate soul.</i>

724
00:50:36,082 --> 00:50:37,707
<i>Ten,...</i>

725
00:50:37,792 --> 00:50:40,581
<i>.. nine,... eight,...</i>

726
00:50:40,672 --> 00:50:42,914
<i>How could Tyler, of all people,...</i>

727
00:50:43,008 --> 00:50:46,877
<i>.. think it was a bad thing
that Marla Singer was about to die?</i>

728
00:50:46,972 --> 00:50:48,598
<i>.. five,...</i>

729
00:50:48,683 --> 00:50:50,308
<i>.. four...</i>

730
00:50:51,062 --> 00:50:53,139
<i>Hang on.</i>

731
00:50:58,572 --> 00:51:00,899
<i>You got here fast.</i>

732
00:51:02,453 --> 00:51:04,530
<i>Did I call you?</i>

733
00:51:05,666 --> 00:51:07,327
Huh?

734
00:51:15,263 --> 00:51:18,384
<i>The mattress is all sealed in slippery plastic.</i>

735
00:51:21,606 --> 00:51:24,014
<i>Oh, don't worry. It's not a threat to you.</i>

736
00:51:26,821 --> 00:51:28,696
Oh, fuck!

737
00:51:28,782 --> 00:51:30,859
<i>Somebody called the cops.</i>

738
00:51:42,803 --> 00:51:46,304
<i>- Hey, where's 513?
- End of the hall.</i>

739
00:51:47,101 --> 00:51:50,970
<i>The girI who lives there
used to be a charming, lovely girI.</i>

740
00:51:51,065 --> 00:51:53,224
<i>She has lost faith in herself.</i>

741
00:51:53,318 --> 00:51:56,154
<i>- Miss Singer, let us help you!
- She's a monster!</i>

742
00:51:56,239 --> 00:52:00,369
<i>- You have every reason to live.
- She's infectious human waste!</i>

743
00:52:00,453 --> 00:52:04,239
<i>- Miss Singer!
- Good luck trying to save her!</i>

744
00:52:09,049 --> 00:52:11,256
<i>If I fall asleep,...</i>

745
00:52:11,344 --> 00:52:13,587
<i>.. I'm done for.</i>

746
00:52:15,558 --> 00:52:17,765
<i>You're gonna have to keep me up...</i>

747
00:52:17,853 --> 00:52:19,930
.. all night.

748
00:52:20,023 --> 00:52:22,349
<i>Un-fucking-believable.</i>

749
00:52:22,443 --> 00:52:24,602
<i>He was obviously able to handle it.</i>

750
00:52:24,696 --> 00:52:28,398
<i>- You know what I mean, you fucked her.
- No, I didn't.</i>

751
00:52:28,493 --> 00:52:30,570
<i>- Never?
- No.</i>

752
00:52:31,539 --> 00:52:33,616
<i>You're not into her, are you?</i>

753
00:52:33,709 --> 00:52:35,786
<i>No! God, not at all.</i>

754
00:52:35,879 --> 00:52:38,502
<i>I am Jack's raging bile duct.</i>

755
00:52:38,591 --> 00:52:40,549
<i>Are you sure? You can tell me.</i>

756
00:52:40,636 --> 00:52:42,510
<i>Believe me, I'm sure.</i>

757
00:52:42,597 --> 00:52:45,884
<i>- Put a gun to my head and spray my brains.
- That's good.</i>

758
00:52:45,977 --> 00:52:48,730
<i>She's a predator posing as a house pet.
Stay away.</i>

759
00:52:50,692 --> 00:52:54,359
<i>The shit that came out of
this woman's mouth, I had never heard!</i>

760
00:52:54,447 --> 00:52:56,108
<i>My God.</i>

761
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:59,570
<i>I haven't been fucked like that
since grade schooI.</i>

762
00:52:59,663 --> 00:53:02,120
<i>- Euch!
- How could Tyler not go for that?</i>

763
00:53:02,209 --> 00:53:05,745
<i>The other night,
he was splicing sex organs into Cinderella.</i>

764
00:53:05,839 --> 00:53:08,627
<i>Marla doesn't need a lover,
just a caseworker.</i>

765
00:53:08,718 --> 00:53:11,340
<i>Or a wash.
This isn't love, it's sport fucking.</i>

766
00:53:11,430 --> 00:53:14,302
<i>She invaded my support groups
and now my home.</i>

767
00:53:14,393 --> 00:53:16,470
<i>Hey, hey. Sit down.</i>

768
00:53:20,568 --> 00:53:23,986
<i>Now, listen.
I can't have you talking to her about me.</i>

769
00:53:24,073 --> 00:53:25,901
<i>Why would I...</i>

770
00:53:25,993 --> 00:53:31,369
<i>Say anything about me or what goes on
in this house to her or anybody,... we're done.</i>

771
00:53:31,459 --> 00:53:34,130
<i>- Now promise me. You promise?
- OK.</i>

772
00:53:34,213 --> 00:53:36,337
<i>- Yeah, I promise.
- Promise?</i>

773
00:53:36,424 --> 00:53:39,795
<i>- I just said, I promise! What...
- That's three times you promised.</i>

774
00:53:41,307 --> 00:53:45,306
<i>if only I had wasted a few minutes
and gone to watch Marla Singer die,...</i>

775
00:53:45,396 --> 00:53:47,473
<i>.. none of this would have happened.</i>

776
00:53:52,406 --> 00:53:55,325
<i>Harder, yes! Oh, harder, harder!</i>

777
00:54:01,919 --> 00:54:04,412
<i>I could have moved to another room.</i>

778
00:54:05,550 --> 00:54:09,383
<i>On the third floor
where I might not have heard them.</i>

779
00:54:09,472 --> 00:54:11,549
<i>But I didn't.</i>

780
00:54:31,295 --> 00:54:32,754
<i>Ow!</i>

781
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:39,890
<i>- What are you doing?
- Just going to bed.</i>

782
00:54:39,974 --> 00:54:42,051
<i>Wanna finish her off?</i>

783
00:54:42,144 --> 00:54:44,019
<i>Ooh!</i>

784
00:54:44,940 --> 00:54:48,524
<i>- No. No, thank you.
- I've found a cigarette.</i>

785
00:54:48,612 --> 00:54:51,947
<i>- Who were you talking to?
- Shut up.</i>

786
00:54:52,033 --> 00:54:55,320
<i>I became the calm little centre of the world.</i>

787
00:54:55,956 --> 00:54:58,033
<i>I was the Zen master.</i>

788
00:55:03,174 --> 00:55:05,168
<i>I wrote little haiku poems.</i>

789
00:55:05,803 --> 00:55:08,129
<i>I e-mailed them to everyone.</i>

790
00:55:08,223 --> 00:55:10,347
<i>Is that your blood?</i>

791
00:55:12,020 --> 00:55:14,097
<i>Some of it, yeah.</i>

792
00:55:14,190 --> 00:55:16,861
<i>You can't smoke in here.</i>

793
00:55:16,944 --> 00:55:19,021
<i>Take the rest of the day off.</i>

794
00:55:19,114 --> 00:55:21,653
<i>Come back Monday with some clean clothes.</i>

795
00:55:21,743 --> 00:55:23,820
<i>Get yourself together.</i>

796
00:55:24,205 --> 00:55:26,578
<i>I got right in everyone's hostile face.</i>

797
00:55:26,666 --> 00:55:29,159
<i>"Yes, these are bruises from fighting. "</i>

798
00:55:29,253 --> 00:55:31,330
<i>"Yes, I'm comfortable with that. "</i>

799
00:55:31,423 --> 00:55:33,298
<i>"I am enlightened. "</i>

800
00:55:35,220 --> 00:55:40,383
<i>You give up the condo life, give up
all your flaming worldly possessions,...</i>

801
00:55:40,478 --> 00:55:43,564
<i>.. move to a dilapidated house
in a toxic waste area,...</i>

802
00:55:43,649 --> 00:55:47,518
<i>.. and you have to come home to this.</i>

803
00:55:58,170 --> 00:56:01,588
<i>- Hello.
- This is Detective Stern with the Arson Unit.</i>

804
00:56:01,675 --> 00:56:05,888
<i>We have some new information about
the incident at your former condo.</i>

805
00:56:05,973 --> 00:56:07,254
<i>Yes.</i>

806
00:56:07,350 --> 00:56:12,263
<i>I don't know if you're aware, but someone
sprayed Freon into your front-door lock.</i>

807
00:56:12,357 --> 00:56:15,028
<i>They used a chisel to shatter the cylinder.</i>

808
00:56:15,111 --> 00:56:17,105
<i>No, I wasn't aware of that.</i>

809
00:56:17,197 --> 00:56:19,191
<i>I am Jack's cold sweat.</i>

810
00:56:19,284 --> 00:56:21,574
<i>Does this sound strange to you?</i>

811
00:56:21,662 --> 00:56:24,499
<i>Yes, sir, strange. Very strange.</i>

812
00:56:24,583 --> 00:56:26,624
<i>- The dynamite...
- Dynamite?</i>

813
00:56:26,711 --> 00:56:29,832
<i>.. left a residue
of ammonium oxalate potassium perchloride.</i>

814
00:56:29,924 --> 00:56:33,377
<i>- Do you know what this means?
- No, what does it mean?</i>

815
00:56:33,471 --> 00:56:35,381
<i>It means it was home-made.</i>

816
00:56:35,474 --> 00:56:39,723
<i>I'm sorry. This is just coming
as quite a shock to me, sir.</i>

817
00:56:39,813 --> 00:56:45,356
<i>Whoever set this dynamite could have blown
out your pilot light days before the explosion.</i>

818
00:56:45,446 --> 00:56:48,532
<i>- The gas was just a detonator.
- Who would go and do that?</i>

819
00:56:48,618 --> 00:56:50,695
<i>- I'll ask the questions.
- Tell him.</i>

820
00:56:50,829 --> 00:56:55,208
<i>Tell him the liberator who destroyed
my property realigned my perceptions.</i>

821
00:56:55,294 --> 00:56:57,371
<i>Excuse me. Are you there?</i>

822
00:56:57,464 --> 00:57:00,383
<i>I am listening.
It's hard to know what to make of this.</i>

823
00:57:00,468 --> 00:57:04,931
<i>Have you recently made enemies who might
have access to home-made dynamite?</i>

824
00:57:05,016 --> 00:57:07,306
<i>- Enemies?
- Reject civilisation,...</i>

825
00:57:07,395 --> 00:57:09,472
<i>.. especially materiaI possessions.</i>

826
00:57:09,564 --> 00:57:12,436
<i>- Son, this is serious.
- Yes, I know it's serious.</i>

827
00:57:12,527 --> 00:57:15,102
<i>- I mean that.
- Yes, it's very serious.</i>

828
00:57:15,198 --> 00:57:18,034
<i>Look, nobody takes this
more seriously than me.</i>

829
00:57:18,118 --> 00:57:20,871
<i>That condo was my life. OK?</i>

830
00:57:20,956 --> 00:57:24,492
<i>I loved every stick of furniture in that place.</i>

831
00:57:24,586 --> 00:57:27,624
<i>That was not just a bunch of stuff
that got destroyed.</i>

832
00:57:27,716 --> 00:57:30,587
<i>- It was me!
- I'd like to thank the Academy.</i>

833
00:57:30,678 --> 00:57:34,725
<i>- Is this not a good time for you?
- Just tell him you fucking did it!</i>

834
00:57:34,809 --> 00:57:38,678
<i>Tell him you blew it all up!
That's what he wants to hear.</i>

835
00:57:38,773 --> 00:57:43,651
<i>- Are you still there?
- Wait. Are you saying that I'm a suspect?</i>

836
00:57:43,739 --> 00:57:47,738
<i>No. I may need to talk to you, so you
let me know if you're gonna leave town.</i>

837
00:57:47,828 --> 00:57:50,201
<i>- OK?
- OK.</i>

838
00:57:52,919 --> 00:57:57,547
<i>Except for their humping,
Tyler and Marla were never in the same room.</i>

839
00:57:57,634 --> 00:58:00,719
<i>My parents pulled this exact same act
for years.</i>

840
00:58:00,805 --> 00:58:04,555
<i>The condom is the glass slipper
of our generation.</i>

841
00:58:04,644 --> 00:58:07,563
<i>You slip one on when you meet a stranger.</i>

842
00:58:07,648 --> 00:58:09,725
<i>You... dance all night.</i>

843
00:58:09,818 --> 00:58:11,895
<i>Then you throw it away.</i>

844
00:58:12,113 --> 00:58:14,783
<i>The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.</i>

845
00:58:16,285 --> 00:58:17,780
<i>What?</i>

846
00:58:22,628 --> 00:58:25,416
<i>I got this dress at a thrift store for $1.</i>

847
00:58:25,507 --> 00:58:27,382
<i>It was worth every penny.</i>

848
00:58:27,468 --> 00:58:29,545
<i>It's a bridesmaid's dress.</i>

849
00:58:30,514 --> 00:58:33,719
<i>Someone loved it intensely...</i>

850
00:58:33,811 --> 00:58:35,851
<i>.. for one day.</i>

851
00:58:35,939 --> 00:58:38,016
<i>Then tossed it.</i>

852
00:58:39,903 --> 00:58:41,980
<i>Like a Christmas tree.</i>

853
00:58:42,073 --> 00:58:44,196
<i>So speciaI.</i>

854
00:58:44,284 --> 00:58:45,743
<i>Then...</i>

855
00:58:45,828 --> 00:58:47,620
.. bam!

856
00:58:47,706 --> 00:58:49,783
<i>It's on the side of the road.</i>

857
00:58:50,334 --> 00:58:52,458
<i>TinseI still clinging to it.</i>

858
00:58:54,507 --> 00:58:56,584
<i>Like a sex crime victim.</i>

859
00:58:56,677 --> 00:58:58,754
<i>Underwear inside out.</i>

860
00:58:59,431 --> 00:59:03,265
<i>- Bound with electricaI tape.
- Well then, it suits you.</i>

861
00:59:03,353 --> 00:59:06,059
<i>You can borrow it sometime.</i>

862
00:59:13,076 --> 00:59:15,152
<i>Get rid of her.</i>

863
00:59:15,955 --> 00:59:18,873
<i>- What? You get rid of her!
- Don't mention me.</i>

864
00:59:18,959 --> 00:59:23,124
<i>I am six years old again,
passing messages between parents.</i>

865
00:59:25,135 --> 00:59:28,754
<i>- I really think it's time you left.
- Don't worry, I'm leaving.</i>

866
00:59:28,848 --> 00:59:33,477
<i>- Not that we don't love your visits.
- You are such a nutcase. I can't keep up.</i>

867
00:59:35,650 --> 00:59:38,522
<i>Gotta get off</i>

868
00:59:38,612 --> 00:59:39,893
<i>Thanks. Bye.</i>

869
00:59:39,989 --> 00:59:45,947
<i>Gotta get off of this merry-go-round</i>

870
00:59:46,707 --> 00:59:50,541
<i>Gonna get, need to get...</i>

871
00:59:50,630 --> 00:59:52,670
<i>Gotta get...</i>

872
00:59:54,886 --> 00:59:56,297
<i>You kids!</i>

873
00:59:58,307 --> 01:00:00,799
<i>Why do you still waste time with her?</i>

874
01:00:00,894 --> 01:00:03,184
<i>I'll say this about Marla.</i>

875
01:00:03,273 --> 01:00:05,562
<i>At least she's trying to hit bottom.</i>

876
01:00:05,651 --> 01:00:06,980
<i>And I'm not?</i>

877
01:00:07,070 --> 01:00:09,906
<i>Feathers up your butt
do not make you a chicken.</i>

878
01:00:09,991 --> 01:00:12,068
<i>What are we doing tonight?</i>

879
01:00:12,745 --> 01:00:14,988
<i>Tonight... we make soap.</i>

880
01:00:15,958 --> 01:00:17,037
<i>Really?</i>

881
01:00:17,126 --> 01:00:20,081
<i>To make soap, first we render fat.</i>

882
01:00:38,949 --> 01:00:41,108
<i>The salt balance has to be just right...</i>

883
01:00:41,202 --> 01:00:43,741
<i>.. so the best fat for soap comes from humans.</i>

884
01:00:44,540 --> 01:00:47,626
<i>- Wait, what is this place?
- A liposuction clinic.</i>

885
01:00:55,807 --> 01:00:57,847
Pay dirt!

886
01:00:57,935 --> 01:01:01,768
<i>Richest, creamiest fat in the world.
Fat of the land!</i>

887
01:01:07,365 --> 01:01:10,949
<i>No! Don't pull it, don't pull it!</i>

888
01:01:15,543 --> 01:01:17,833
<i>- Oh, God!
- Give me another one.</i>

889
01:01:23,972 --> 01:01:27,425
<i>As the fat renders,
the tallows float to the surface.</i>

890
01:01:27,519 --> 01:01:29,596
<i>Like in Boy Scouts.</i>

891
01:01:29,689 --> 01:01:33,474
<i>- It's hard to imagine you as a Boy Scout.
- Keep stirring.</i>

892
01:01:35,823 --> 01:01:39,359
<i>Once the tallow hardens,
you skim off a layer of glycerin.</i>

893
01:01:39,453 --> 01:01:41,861
<i>Add nitric acid, you've got nitroglycerin.</i>

894
01:01:41,956 --> 01:01:45,790
<i>Then add sodium nitrate and sawdust,
you've got dynamite.</i>

895
01:01:45,879 --> 01:01:49,712
<i>Yeah, with enough soap,
one could blow up just about anything.</i>

896
01:01:49,801 --> 01:01:51,878
<i>Tyler was full of useful information.</i>

897
01:01:51,971 --> 01:01:55,922
<i>People found clothes got cleaner
when washed at a certain point in the river.</i>

898
01:01:56,018 --> 01:01:58,095
<i>- You know why?
- No.</i>

899
01:02:00,900 --> 01:02:04,686
<i>Human sacrifices were once made
on the hills above this river.</i>

900
01:02:04,781 --> 01:02:07,986
<i>Bodies burnt.
Water permeated the ashes to create Iye.</i>

901
01:02:08,077 --> 01:02:10,486
<i>This is Iye. The cruciaI ingredient.</i>

902
01:02:10,581 --> 01:02:15,375
<i>Once it mixed with the melted body fat,
a white soapy discharge crept into the river.</i>

903
01:02:15,463 --> 01:02:17,540
<i>May I see your hand, please?</i>

904
01:02:22,932 --> 01:02:26,184
<i>What is this?</i>

905
01:02:26,270 --> 01:02:28,845
<i>- This is a chemicaI burn.
- Agh! Aaagh!</i>

906
01:02:28,941 --> 01:02:32,442
<i>It will hurt more than any burn
and it will leave a scar.</i>

907
01:02:32,529 --> 01:02:35,200
<i>Meditation worked for cancer,
it could work now.</i>

908
01:02:35,992 --> 01:02:38,745
<i>- Don't shut the pain out.
- Oh, God!</i>

909
01:02:39,539 --> 01:02:44,002
<i>The first soap was made from heroes' ashes,
like the first monkey shot into space.</i>

910
01:02:44,087 --> 01:02:47,090
<i>Without pain or sacrifice,
we would have nothing.</i>

911
01:02:47,175 --> 01:02:50,094
<i>I tried not to think
of the word searing of flesh.</i>

912
01:02:50,180 --> 01:02:53,348
<i>Stop it!
This is your pain, this is your burning hand.</i>

913
01:02:53,434 --> 01:02:56,105
<i>I'm going to my cave
to find my power animaI.</i>

914
01:02:56,188 --> 01:03:00,235
<i>No! Don't deaI with this
the way those dead people do! Come on!</i>

915
01:03:00,319 --> 01:03:04,319
<i>- I get the point!
- No! You're feeling premature enlightenment.</i>

916
01:03:07,121 --> 01:03:11,203
<i>It's the greatest moment of your life,
and you're off somewhere else!</i>

917
01:03:11,293 --> 01:03:12,788
<i>I am not!</i>

918
01:03:12,879 --> 01:03:15,881
<i>Shut up!
Our fathers were our models for God.</i>

919
01:03:15,967 --> 01:03:19,135
<i>If our fathers bailed,
what does that tell you about God?</i>

920
01:03:20,139 --> 01:03:25,384
<i>Listen to me. You have to consider
the possibility that God does not like you.</i>

921
01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:29,562
<i>He never wanted you.
In all probability, He hates you.</i>

922
01:03:29,653 --> 01:03:33,237
<i>This is not the worst thing that can happen.
We don't need Him!</i>

923
01:03:33,325 --> 01:03:36,280
<i>- I agree!
- Fuck damnation, fuck redemption.</i>

924
01:03:36,371 --> 01:03:38,863
<i>We are God's unwanted children? So be it!</i>

925
01:03:38,958 --> 01:03:43,456
<i>- I'm getting water!
- You can use water and make it worse or...</i>

926
01:03:44,591 --> 01:03:48,128
<i>- Or use vinegar to neutralise the burn.
- Please let me up!</i>

927
01:03:48,221 --> 01:03:50,298
<i>First, you have to give up.</i>

928
01:03:50,391 --> 01:03:53,097
<i>First, you have to know, not fear,...</i>

929
01:03:53,187 --> 01:03:56,189
<i>.. know that some day, you're gonna die.</i>

930
01:03:56,275 --> 01:03:58,482
<i>You don't know how this feels!</i>

931
01:04:02,450 --> 01:04:06,746
<i>It's only after we've lost everything
that we're free to do anything.</i>

932
01:04:08,751 --> 01:04:10,828
<i>OK.</i>

933
01:04:24,106 --> 01:04:26,147
<i>Congratulations.</i>

934
01:04:26,234 --> 01:04:29,153
<i>You're one step closer to hitting the bottom.</i>

935
01:04:32,201 --> 01:04:35,239
<i>Tyler sold his soap
to department stores at $20 a bar.</i>

936
01:04:35,331 --> 01:04:37,324
<i>God knows what they charged.</i>

937
01:04:37,417 --> 01:04:40,622
<i>- This is the best soap.
- Why, thank you, Susan.</i>

938
01:04:40,714 --> 01:04:42,791
<i>It was beautiful.</i>

939
01:04:42,883 --> 01:04:46,752
<i>We were selling rich women
their own fat asses back to them.</i>

940
01:04:47,765 --> 01:04:49,842
<i>He was wearing his yellow tie.</i>

941
01:04:49,935 --> 01:04:52,225
<i>I didn't wear a tie to work any more.</i>

942
01:04:52,314 --> 01:04:55,933
<i>"The first rule of Fight Club
is don't talk about Fight Club. "</i>

943
01:04:56,027 --> 01:04:59,564
<i>I'm haif-asleep again.
I must have left it in the copy machine.</i>

944
01:04:59,658 --> 01:05:02,150
<i>"The second rule... " Is this yours?</i>

945
01:05:02,245 --> 01:05:03,953
Huh?

946
01:05:04,039 --> 01:05:07,575
<i>Pretend you're me.
Make a manageriaI decision.</i>

947
01:05:07,669 --> 01:05:10,126
<i>You find this. What would you do?</i>

948
01:05:14,763 --> 01:05:16,756
<i>Well, I gotta tell you,...</i>

949
01:05:16,849 --> 01:05:20,516
<i>.. I'd be very, very carefuI
who you talk to about that.</i>

950
01:05:20,604 --> 01:05:23,891
<i>Because the person who wrote that
is dangerous.</i>

951
01:05:23,984 --> 01:05:28,482
<i>And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho
might just snap...</i>

952
01:05:28,574 --> 01:05:31,446
<i>.. and then stalk from office to office...</i>

953
01:05:31,537 --> 01:05:36,580
<i>.. with an Armalite AR10 carbine gas-powered
semiautomatic weapon,...</i>

954
01:05:36,669 --> 01:05:41,132
<i>.. pumping round after round
into colleagues and co-workers.</i>

955
01:05:41,801 --> 01:05:45,172
<i>This might be someone
you've known for years.</i>

956
01:05:45,265 --> 01:05:48,386
<i>Someone very, very close to you.</i>

957
01:05:48,478 --> 01:05:51,848
<i>Tyler's words coming out of my mouth.</i>

958
01:05:52,859 --> 01:05:54,936
<i>And I used to be such a nice guy.</i>

959
01:05:55,029 --> 01:05:58,364
<i>Or maybe you shouldn't bring me
every piece of trash you pick up.</i>

960
01:06:02,206 --> 01:06:05,873
<i>- Compliance and Liability.
- My tit's gonna rot off.</i>

961
01:06:06,796 --> 01:06:09,370
<i>Will you excuse me? I need to take this.</i>

962
01:06:15,642 --> 01:06:19,309
<i>- What do you mean?
- I need you to check for a lump in my breast.</i>

963
01:06:19,397 --> 01:06:23,349
<i>- Go to a hospitaI.
- I can't afford to waste money on a doctor.</i>

964
01:06:24,321 --> 01:06:26,528
<i>I don't know about this, Marla.</i>

965
01:06:26,616 --> 01:06:28,325
<i>Please.</i>

966
01:06:28,410 --> 01:06:32,410
<i>She didn't call Tyler. I'm neutral in her book.</i>

967
01:06:34,461 --> 01:06:38,507
<i>That's nice.
Taking food to Mrs Haniver and Mrs Raines.</i>

968
01:06:38,592 --> 01:06:40,668
<i>Where are they, exactly?</i>

969
01:06:40,761 --> 01:06:44,891
<i>Tragically, they're dead.
I'm alive and I'm in poverty. Want any?</i>

970
01:06:44,976 --> 01:06:47,053
<i>- No, no.
- I got one for you.</i>

971
01:06:47,145 --> 01:06:49,222
<i>Thanks for the thought.</i>

972
01:06:50,609 --> 01:06:52,899
<i>What happened to your hand?</i>

973
01:06:52,987 --> 01:06:55,147
<i>Oh, nothing.</i>

974
01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:57,317
<i>- Right there?
- Mm.</i>

975
01:06:58,370 --> 01:07:01,040
<i>- FeeI anything?
- No.</i>

976
01:07:01,166 --> 01:07:03,159
<i>Well, make sure.</i>

977
01:07:03,252 --> 01:07:05,292
<i>OK, I'm pretty sure.</i>

978
01:07:05,380 --> 01:07:07,374
<i>You feeI nothing?</i>

979
01:07:07,466 --> 01:07:09,756
<i>No, nothing.</i>

980
01:07:11,305 --> 01:07:14,142
<i>Well, that's a relief. Thank you.</i>

981
01:07:15,728 --> 01:07:18,933
<i>- No problem.
- I wish I could return the favour.</i>

982
01:07:19,025 --> 01:07:21,102
<i>Breast cancer doesn't run in my family.</i>

983
01:07:21,194 --> 01:07:24,695
<i>- I could check your prostate.
- I think I'm OK.</i>

984
01:07:24,783 --> 01:07:26,860
<i>Well, thanks, anyway.</i>

985
01:07:31,877 --> 01:07:34,203
<i>- Are we done?
- Yeah, we're done.</i>

986
01:07:34,297 --> 01:07:36,504
<i>See you... around.</i>

987
01:07:53,700 --> 01:07:55,777
<i>Cornelius?</i>

988
01:07:55,869 --> 01:07:58,243
<i>Cornelius!</i>

989
01:07:58,331 --> 01:08:01,037
<i>It's me! Bob!</i>

990
01:08:01,127 --> 01:08:02,586
<i>Hey, Bob.</i>

991
01:08:06,134 --> 01:08:09,136
<i>- We all thought you were dead.
- No, no. Still here.</i>

992
01:08:09,222 --> 01:08:13,268
<i>- How are you, Bob?
- Better than I've ever been in my whole life.</i>

993
01:08:13,353 --> 01:08:16,854
<i>- Really? Still remaining men together?
- No, no.</i>

994
01:08:16,941 --> 01:08:20,727
<i>- I got something so much better now.
- Really, what is it?</i>

995
01:08:21,364 --> 01:08:23,239
<i>Well...</i>

996
01:08:23,326 --> 01:08:27,574
<i>The first rule is,
I'm not supposed to talk about it.</i>

997
01:08:27,707 --> 01:08:29,784
<i>And the second rule is...</i>

998
01:08:29,877 --> 01:08:32,166
<i>.. I'm not supposed to talk about it.</i>

999
01:08:32,255 --> 01:08:35,708
<i>- And the third rule is...
- Bob, Bob. I'm a member.</i>

1000
01:08:35,802 --> 01:08:37,879
<i>Look at my face, Bob.</i>

1001
01:08:40,308 --> 01:08:42,635
<i>That's fucking... fucking great.</i>

1002
01:08:42,728 --> 01:08:46,431
<i>- I've never seen you there.
- I go Tuesdays and Thursdays.</i>

1003
01:08:46,526 --> 01:08:50,228
<i>- I go Saturday.
- Congratulations.</i>

1004
01:08:50,657 --> 01:08:52,983
<i>Yeah, hey, to both of us, right?</i>

1005
01:08:53,077 --> 01:08:55,747
<i>Have you heard about the guy
that invented it?</i>

1006
01:08:55,831 --> 01:08:58,749
<i>- Yeah, actually...
- I hear all kinds of things.</i>

1007
01:08:58,835 --> 01:09:02,455
<i>Supposedly,
he was born in a mentaI institution...</i>

1008
01:09:02,549 --> 01:09:05,919
<i>.. and he sleeps only one hour a night.</i>

1009
01:09:06,012 --> 01:09:08,219
<i>He's a great man.</i>

1010
01:09:09,726 --> 01:09:12,015
<i>Do you know about Tyler Durden?</i>

1011
01:09:37,015 --> 01:09:39,092
<i>I didn't hurt you, did I?</i>

1012
01:09:39,185 --> 01:09:41,262
<i>Actually, you did.</i>

1013
01:09:41,354 --> 01:09:43,431
<i>Thank you for this.</i>

1014
01:09:43,691 --> 01:09:46,064
<i>Thank you, thank you, thank you.</i>

1015
01:09:46,153 --> 01:09:48,230
<i>Fight Club.</i>

1016
01:09:48,323 --> 01:09:50,447
<i>This was mine and Tyler's gift.</i>

1017
01:09:50,660 --> 01:09:52,618
<i>Our gift to the world.</i>

1018
01:09:52,704 --> 01:09:56,039
<i>I look around, I look around,
I see a lot of new faces.</i>

1019
01:09:57,670 --> 01:09:59,877
Shut up!

1020
01:09:59,965 --> 01:10:04,842
<i>Which means a lot of people have been
breaking the first two rules of Fight Club.</i>

1021
01:10:13,150 --> 01:10:17,232
<i>I see in Fight Club the strongest
and smartest men who've ever lived.</i>

1022
01:10:17,323 --> 01:10:19,400
<i>I see all this potentiaI.</i>

1023
01:10:19,493 --> 01:10:21,570
<i>And I see it squandered.</i>

1024
01:10:22,580 --> 01:10:25,702
<i>Goddamn it,
an entire generation pumping gas.</i>

1025
01:10:26,252 --> 01:10:28,329
<i>Waiting tables.</i>

1026
01:10:28,422 --> 01:10:30,499
<i>Slaves with white collars.</i>

1027
01:10:32,970 --> 01:10:36,056
<i>Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes.</i>

1028
01:10:36,142 --> 01:10:39,429
<i>Working jobs we hate
so we can buy shit we don't need.</i>

1029
01:10:43,319 --> 01:10:45,775
<i>We're the middle children of history.</i>

1030
01:10:45,864 --> 01:10:47,941
<i>No purpose or place.</i>

1031
01:10:48,117 --> 01:10:50,194
<i>We have no Great War.</i>

1032
01:10:50,537 --> 01:10:52,614
<i>No Great Depression.</i>

1033
01:10:54,376 --> 01:10:56,749
<i>Our great war is a spirituaI war.</i>

1034
01:10:57,172 --> 01:11:00,542
<i>Our great depression is our lives.</i>

1035
01:11:03,389 --> 01:11:06,475
<i>We've all been raised
on television to believe...</i>

1036
01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:10,227
<i>.. that one day we'd be millionaires
and movie gods and rock stars.</i>

1037
01:11:10,316 --> 01:11:12,393
<i>But we won't.</i>

1038
01:11:12,486 --> 01:11:14,942
<i>We're slowly learning that fact.</i>

1039
01:11:15,031 --> 01:11:17,488
<i>And we're very, very pissed off.</i>

1040
01:11:17,576 --> 01:11:19,202
<i>Yeah!</i>

1041
01:11:22,124 --> 01:11:26,587
<i>First rule of Fight Club is, do not talk...</i>

1042
01:11:32,055 --> 01:11:33,336
<i>Who are you?</i>

1043
01:11:34,183 --> 01:11:36,806
<i>- Who am I?
- Yeah.</i>

1044
01:11:37,689 --> 01:11:40,525
<i>There's a sign on the front
that says Lou's Tavern.</i>

1045
01:11:41,611 --> 01:11:45,480
<i>I'm fucking Lou. Who the fuck are you?</i>

1046
01:11:45,575 --> 01:11:47,652
<i>Tyler Durden.</i>

1047
01:11:50,791 --> 01:11:54,244
<i>Who told you motherfuckers
that you could use my place?</i>

1048
01:11:54,337 --> 01:11:56,711
<i>We have a deaI worked out with Irvine.</i>

1049
01:11:56,799 --> 01:11:59,374
<i>Irvine's at home with a broken collarbone.</i>

1050
01:11:59,470 --> 01:12:01,629
<i>He don't own this place. I do.</i>

1051
01:12:03,809 --> 01:12:07,262
<i>- How much money's he getting for this?
- There is no money.</i>

1052
01:12:07,356 --> 01:12:10,145
<i>- Free to all.
- Ain't that something?</i>

1053
01:12:10,235 --> 01:12:12,063
It is, actually.

1054
01:12:12,155 --> 01:12:14,611
<i>Look, stupid fuck!</i>

1055
01:12:14,700 --> 01:12:17,239
<i>- I want everybody out of here right now.
- Hey!</i>

1056
01:12:17,329 --> 01:12:19,572
<i>You should join our club.</i>

1057
01:12:19,958 --> 01:12:21,951
<i>Did you hear what I just said?</i>

1058
01:12:22,044 --> 01:12:24,121
<i>You and your friend.</i>

1059
01:12:24,923 --> 01:12:25,955
Uh!

1060
01:12:26,050 --> 01:12:28,127
<i>You hear me now?</i>

1061
01:12:30,348 --> 01:12:32,425
<i>No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou.</i>

1062
01:12:38,568 --> 01:12:40,561
<i>Still not getting it.</i>

1063
01:12:41,614 --> 01:12:43,773
<i>Aagh! OK, OK, I got it.</i>

1064
01:12:43,867 --> 01:12:46,324
<i>I got it, I got it. Shit, I lost it.</i>

1065
01:12:47,372 --> 01:12:49,247
<i>Back! All of you!</i>

1066
01:12:50,961 --> 01:12:53,038
<i>Everybody back!</i>

1067
01:13:00,516 --> 01:13:02,675
<i>Ah, Lou!</i>

1068
01:13:02,769 --> 01:13:06,436
<i>Come on, man!
We really like this place.</i>

1069
01:13:15,496 --> 01:13:18,415
<i>- That's right, Lou. Get it out.
- Shut the fuck up.</i>

1070
01:13:18,542 --> 01:13:20,334
<i>Oh, yeah!</i>

1071
01:13:25,302 --> 01:13:27,379
Is that fucking funny?

1072
01:13:33,772 --> 01:13:36,347
<i>Fucking guy is a loony, I'm telling you.</i>

1073
01:13:38,529 --> 01:13:40,238
<i>Unbelievable.</i>

1074
01:13:44,454 --> 01:13:47,410
<i>- You don't know where I've been, Lou.
- Oh, my God!</i>

1075
01:13:47,500 --> 01:13:50,372
<i>You don't know where I've been!</i>

1076
01:13:53,467 --> 01:13:56,553
<i>Please let us keep it, Lou! Please, Lou!</i>

1077
01:13:56,638 --> 01:13:59,095
<i>Fucking use the basement! Christ!</i>

1078
01:13:59,184 --> 01:14:02,056
<i>I want your word, Lou! I want your word!</i>

1079
01:14:02,146 --> 01:14:04,140
<i>On my mother's eyes.</i>

1080
01:14:13,287 --> 01:14:15,364
<i>Thanks, Lou.</i>

1081
01:14:16,709 --> 01:14:18,786
<i>You too, big guy.</i>

1082
01:14:22,759 --> 01:14:24,836
<i>We'll see you next week.</i>

1083
01:14:40,368 --> 01:14:43,952
<i>This week, each one of you
has a homework assignment.</i>

1084
01:14:44,040 --> 01:14:48,870
<i>You're gonna go out. You're gonna
start a fight with a totaI stranger.</i>

1085
01:14:52,135 --> 01:14:54,294
<i>You're gonna start a fight...</i>

1086
01:14:54,388 --> 01:14:56,465
<i>.. and you're gonna lose.</i>

1087
01:14:58,477 --> 01:15:00,387
<i>Excellent choice, sir.</i>

1088
01:15:02,984 --> 01:15:06,271
<i>Hey! Watch out, jackass! Come on!</i>

1089
01:15:06,656 --> 01:15:09,326
<i>Now, this is not as easy as it sounds.</i>

1090
01:15:12,039 --> 01:15:13,997
<i>Son of a bitch!</i>

1091
01:15:14,083 --> 01:15:18,831
<i>Most people, normal people,
do just about anything to avoid a fight.</i>

1092
01:15:19,758 --> 01:15:21,835
<i>Excuse me!</i>

1093
01:15:21,928 --> 01:15:25,630
<i>You sprayed me with your hose.
That's not necessary...</i>

1094
01:15:25,725 --> 01:15:27,635
<i>Jay! Go call 911!</i>

1095
01:15:30,398 --> 01:15:32,439
<i>Put the hose down.</i>

1096
01:15:32,526 --> 01:15:34,603
<i>Stop it! Stop it!</i>

1097
01:15:36,282 --> 01:15:38,156
<i>Sorry.</i>

1098
01:15:53,682 --> 01:15:56,138
<i>We need to talk.</i>

1099
01:15:58,397 --> 01:16:00,474
OK.

1100
01:16:00,567 --> 01:16:02,644
<i>Where to begin?</i>

1101
01:16:02,737 --> 01:16:04,944
<i>With your constant absenteeism?</i>

1102
01:16:05,032 --> 01:16:07,571
<i>With your unpresentable appearance?</i>

1103
01:16:07,660 --> 01:16:09,701
<i>You're up for review.</i>

1104
01:16:09,788 --> 01:16:12,993
<i>I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.</i>

1105
01:16:13,085 --> 01:16:14,995
<i>- What?
- Let's pretend.</i>

1106
01:16:15,088 --> 01:16:17,959
<i>You're the Department of Transportation,
OK?</i>

1107
01:16:18,050 --> 01:16:21,717
<i>Someone informs you that this company...</i>

1108
01:16:21,806 --> 01:16:25,888
<i>.. installs front-seat mounting brackets
that failed collision tests,...</i>

1109
01:16:25,978 --> 01:16:29,396
<i>.. brake linings that faiI after 1,000 miles,...</i>

1110
01:16:29,483 --> 01:16:33,898
<i>.. and fueI injectors
that explode and burn people alive.</i>

1111
01:16:33,990 --> 01:16:35,864
<i>What then?</i>

1112
01:16:35,951 --> 01:16:38,241
<i>Are you threatening me?</i>

1113
01:16:38,329 --> 01:16:41,118
<i>- No...
- Get the fuck out of here. You're fired!</i>

1114
01:16:41,209 --> 01:16:45,623
<i>I have a better solution. Keep me
on the payroll as an outside consultant.</i>

1115
01:16:45,715 --> 01:16:47,792
<i>In exchange for my salary,...</i>

1116
01:16:47,885 --> 01:16:51,718
<i>.. my job will be never to tell people
these things that I know.</i>

1117
01:16:51,807 --> 01:16:56,103
<i>I don't even have to come into the office.
I can do this job from home.</i>

1118
01:16:57,399 --> 01:17:01,528
<i>Who... Who the fuck do you think you are,
you crazy little shit?</i>

1119
01:17:06,787 --> 01:17:10,323
<i>- Security!
- I am Jack's smirking revenge.</i>

1120
01:17:16,384 --> 01:17:18,461
Uh!

1121
01:17:19,305 --> 01:17:21,429
<i>What the hell are you doing?</i>

1122
01:17:30,613 --> 01:17:32,690
Uh, that hurt.

1123
01:17:34,160 --> 01:17:36,237
<i>Why would you do that?</i>

1124
01:17:36,872 --> 01:17:39,874
<i>Oh, my God! No! Please stop!</i>

1125
01:17:49,307 --> 01:17:51,383
<i>What are you doing?</i>

1126
01:17:52,478 --> 01:17:54,555
<i>Oh, God, no! Please! No!</i>

1127
01:17:54,648 --> 01:17:58,729
<i>For some reason,
I thought of my first fight, with Tyler.</i>

1128
01:17:58,820 --> 01:18:00,445
<i>No!</i>

1129
01:18:24,858 --> 01:18:29,356
<i>Under and behind and inside
everything this man took for granted,...</i>

1130
01:18:29,448 --> 01:18:32,901
<i>.. something horrible had been growing.</i>

1131
01:18:32,994 --> 01:18:34,074
<i>Look.</i>

1132
01:18:34,163 --> 01:18:38,874
<i>Give me the paychecks, like I asked,
and you won't ever see me again.</i>

1133
01:18:38,961 --> 01:18:41,750
<i>Then, at our most excellent
moment together...</i>

1134
01:18:44,803 --> 01:18:47,591
<i>Thank God!
Please don't hit me again.</i>

1135
01:18:47,682 --> 01:18:49,759
<i>Telephone, computer,...</i>

1136
01:18:49,852 --> 01:18:55,015
<i>.. fax machine, 52 weekly paychecks
and 48 airline flight coupons.</i>

1137
01:18:55,110 --> 01:18:57,518
<i>We now had corporate sponsorship.</i>

1138
01:18:57,613 --> 01:19:02,740
<i>This is how Tyler and I were able to have
Fight Club every night of the week.</i>

1139
01:19:05,416 --> 01:19:09,000
<i>Now, the centre of Fight Club
became the two men fighting.</i>

1140
01:19:09,088 --> 01:19:12,589
<i>The leader walked through the crowd,
out in the darkness.</i>

1141
01:19:14,346 --> 01:19:18,844
<i>Tyler was now involved in
a lawsuit with the Pressman Hotel...</i>

1142
01:19:18,935 --> 01:19:21,225
<i>.. over the urine content of their soup.</i>

1143
01:19:26,405 --> 01:19:29,407
<i>I am Jack's wasted life.</i>

1144
01:19:37,128 --> 01:19:39,205
<i>Thank you, sir.</i>

1145
01:19:40,717 --> 01:19:43,719
<i>Tyler dreamed up
new homework assignments.</i>

1146
01:19:43,805 --> 01:19:46,344
<i>He handed them out in sealed envelopes.</i>

1147
01:20:25,531 --> 01:20:29,198
<i>- There's a Fight Club up in Delaware City.
- Yeah, I heard.</i>

1148
01:20:30,998 --> 01:20:33,205
<i>There's one in Penns Grove too.</i>

1149
01:20:33,292 --> 01:20:35,535
<i>Bob even found one up in New Castle.</i>

1150
01:20:35,629 --> 01:20:38,715
<i>- Did you start that one?
- No, I thought you did.</i>

1151
01:20:38,800 --> 01:20:41,293
<i>No.</i>

1152
01:21:30,166 --> 01:21:32,373
<i>- Stop for a second.
- Hey, what are we doing?</i>

1153
01:21:32,461 --> 01:21:34,501
<i>- Turn around.
- What are we doing?</i>

1154
01:21:34,589 --> 01:21:36,998
<i>- Homework assignment.
- What kind?</i>

1155
01:21:37,093 --> 01:21:39,133
<i>Human sacrifice.</i>

1156
01:21:39,221 --> 01:21:42,556
<i>- Is that a gun? Please tell me it's not.
- It's a gun.</i>

1157
01:21:42,642 --> 01:21:44,969
<i>- What are you doing?
- Meet me in the back.</i>

1158
01:21:45,062 --> 01:21:47,436
<i>- Don't fuck around!
- Meet me in the back.</i>

1159
01:21:47,524 --> 01:21:49,316
<i>On a long enough time line,...</i>

1160
01:21:49,402 --> 01:21:52,274
<i>.. the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.</i>

1161
01:21:53,283 --> 01:21:55,360
<i>What are you doing? Come on!</i>

1162
01:21:55,452 --> 01:21:58,870
<i>Hands behind your back.
Give me your wallet.</i>

1163
01:22:00,626 --> 01:22:03,913
<i>Raymond K HesseI.
1320 SE Banning, Apartment A.</i>

1164
01:22:04,716 --> 01:22:07,920
<i>- Small, cramped basement apartment?
- How did you know?</i>

1165
01:22:08,012 --> 01:22:10,635
<i>They give shitty apartments letters.</i>

1166
01:22:10,724 --> 01:22:13,845
<i>Raymond! You're going to die.</i>

1167
01:22:13,937 --> 01:22:15,397
<i>No!</i>

1168
01:22:15,481 --> 01:22:19,647
<i>Is that your mom and dad?
They're gonna have to call the kindly doctor.</i>

1169
01:22:19,737 --> 01:22:21,980
<i>Pick up your dentaI records. Know why?</i>

1170
01:22:22,074 --> 01:22:25,658
<i>- There'll be nothing left of your face.
- Oh, come on!</i>

1171
01:22:25,746 --> 01:22:29,662
<i>An expired community college student ID.
What did you study, Raymond?</i>

1172
01:22:29,752 --> 01:22:32,789
<i>- S... S... Stuff.
- Stuff?</i>

1173
01:22:32,881 --> 01:22:34,958
<i>Were the midterms hard?</i>

1174
01:22:36,094 --> 01:22:38,669
<i>- I asked you what you studied!
- Biology, mostly.</i>

1175
01:22:38,765 --> 01:22:42,266
<i>- Why?
- I don't know.</i>

1176
01:22:42,353 --> 01:22:45,355
<i>What did you wanna be, Raymond K HesseI?!</i>

1177
01:22:46,776 --> 01:22:50,728
<i>The question, Raymond,
was what did you want to be?</i>

1178
01:22:52,409 --> 01:22:54,486
<i>Answer him, Raymond, Jesus!</i>

1179
01:22:54,579 --> 01:22:56,988
<i>- Veterinarian. Veterinarian.
- Animals.</i>

1180
01:22:57,083 --> 01:23:00,038
<i>- Yeah. Animals and stuff.
- Stuff. Yeah, I got that.</i>

1181
01:23:00,129 --> 01:23:02,703
<i>- So you need more schooling.
- Too much schooI.</i>

1182
01:23:02,799 --> 01:23:05,256
<i>- Would you rather be dead?
- No, please...</i>

1183
01:23:05,345 --> 01:23:09,807
<i>You'd rather die here, on your knees,
in the back of a convenience store?</i>

1184
01:23:09,893 --> 01:23:11,518
<i>Please, no.</i>

1185
01:23:15,609 --> 01:23:17,686
<i>I'm keeping your licence.</i>

1186
01:23:18,947 --> 01:23:21,950
<i>Gonna check in on you.
I know where you live.</i>

1187
01:23:22,035 --> 01:23:25,037
<i>If you're not working
to be a veterinarian in six weeks,...</i>

1188
01:23:25,123 --> 01:23:27,200
<i>.. you will be dead.</i>

1189
01:23:29,087 --> 01:23:31,164
<i>Now run on home.</i>

1190
01:23:35,930 --> 01:23:38,007
<i>Run, Forrest, run!</i>

1191
01:23:39,644 --> 01:23:41,721
<i>I feeI ill.</i>

1192
01:23:42,523 --> 01:23:44,600
<i>Imagine how he feels.</i>

1193
01:23:44,693 --> 01:23:46,770
<i>Come on, this isn't funny!</i>

1194
01:23:46,863 --> 01:23:49,271
<i>What the fuck was the point of that?!</i>

1195
01:23:49,366 --> 01:23:53,496
<i>Tomorrow will be the most beautifuI day
of Raymond K HesseI's life.</i>

1196
01:23:53,581 --> 01:23:57,960
<i>His breakfast will taste better
than any meaI you and I have ever tasted.</i>

1197
01:23:59,381 --> 01:24:01,458
<i>You had to give it to him.</i>

1198
01:24:01,550 --> 01:24:03,924
<i>- Come on.
- He had a plan.</i>

1199
01:24:04,012 --> 01:24:07,430
<i>And it started to make sense
in a Tyler-sort of way.</i>

1200
01:24:07,517 --> 01:24:09,427
<i>No fear. No distractions.</i>

1201
01:24:09,520 --> 01:24:12,855
<i>The ability to let that which does not matter...</i>

1202
01:24:12,942 --> 01:24:14,935
<i>.. truly slide.</i>

1203
01:24:28,339 --> 01:24:30,463
<i>You are not your job.</i>

1204
01:24:32,386 --> 01:24:35,757
<i>You're not how much money
you have in the bank.</i>

1205
01:24:37,477 --> 01:24:39,554
<i>You're not the car you drive.</i>

1206
01:24:40,106 --> 01:24:42,942
<i>You're not the contents of your wallet.</i>

1207
01:24:43,027 --> 01:24:45,317
<i>You're not your fucking khakis.</i>

1208
01:24:48,159 --> 01:24:51,861
<i>You are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.</i>

1209
01:25:00,719 --> 01:25:02,926
<i>I'll be out of your way in a sec.</i>

1210
01:25:03,723 --> 01:25:05,800
<i>You don't have to go.</i>

1211
01:25:07,312 --> 01:25:09,389
<i>Whatever.</i>

1212
01:25:10,525 --> 01:25:13,610
<i>No, I mean... It's OK.</i>

1213
01:25:23,168 --> 01:25:25,245
<i>Are you still going to groups?</i>

1214
01:25:25,964 --> 01:25:28,041
<i>Yeah.</i>

1215
01:25:29,510 --> 01:25:31,587
<i>Chloe's dead.</i>

1216
01:25:32,097 --> 01:25:34,091
<i>Wow, Chloe.</i>

1217
01:25:34,184 --> 01:25:36,094
<i>When did that happen?</i>

1218
01:25:36,646 --> 01:25:38,520
<i>Do you care?</i>

1219
01:25:38,607 --> 01:25:41,977
<i>I dunno. I haven't thought about it in a while.</i>

1220
01:25:42,237 --> 01:25:44,314
<i>Yeah, well...</i>

1221
01:25:44,407 --> 01:25:46,780
<i>It was the smart move on her part.</i>

1222
01:25:48,162 --> 01:25:50,203
<i>Listen, um...</i>

1223
01:25:51,459 --> 01:25:53,832
<i>What are you getting out of all this?</i>

1224
01:25:54,546 --> 01:25:56,623
<i>What?</i>

1225
01:25:56,758 --> 01:25:59,084
<i>I mean, all this. Why do you keep...</i>

1226
01:25:59,846 --> 01:26:01,923
<i>Is this making you happy?</i>

1227
01:26:03,518 --> 01:26:05,595
<i>Yeah, well, sometimes.</i>

1228
01:26:07,315 --> 01:26:09,439
<i>I don't know. I don't understand.</i>

1229
01:26:09,526 --> 01:26:13,111
<i>Why does a weaker person
need to latch on to a strong person?</i>

1230
01:26:13,198 --> 01:26:15,275
<i>What is... What is that?</i>

1231
01:26:15,368 --> 01:26:17,527
<i>What do you get out of it?</i>

1232
01:26:19,040 --> 01:26:21,117
<i>No... That's not the same thing at all.</i>

1233
01:26:21,210 --> 01:26:23,287
<i>It's totally different with us.</i>

1234
01:26:23,380 --> 01:26:25,456
<i>Us?</i>

1235
01:26:25,549 --> 01:26:27,459
<i>What do you mean by us?</i>

1236
01:26:27,552 --> 01:26:31,421
<i>- I'm sorry. Do you hear this?
- Hear what?</i>

1237
01:26:31,516 --> 01:26:33,557
<i>- All that noise. Hold on.
- No, wait!</i>

1238
01:26:33,644 --> 01:26:36,350
<i>Don't change the subject!
I want to talk about this.</i>

1239
01:26:36,440 --> 01:26:39,228
<i>- You're not talking about me, are you?
- No.</i>

1240
01:26:39,319 --> 01:26:42,772
<i>- What?
- Playing doctor. What was going on there?</i>

1241
01:26:42,866 --> 01:26:46,117
<i>- What are you talking about?
- Nothing. Nothing.</i>

1242
01:26:46,204 --> 01:26:48,281
<i>- I don't think so.
- What do you want?</i>

1243
01:26:48,374 --> 01:26:50,782
<i>- Look at me.
- No. What?</i>

1244
01:26:51,545 --> 01:26:54,381
<i>- What is that?!
- It's nothing. Don't worry.</i>

1245
01:26:54,466 --> 01:26:56,875
<i>My God. Who did this?</i>

1246
01:26:56,970 --> 01:26:59,046
<i>- A person.
- Guy or girI?</i>

1247
01:26:59,139 --> 01:27:01,928
<i>- What do you care?
- What do you care if I ask?</i>

1248
01:27:02,018 --> 01:27:04,593
<i>- Leave me alone.
- You're afraid to say.</i>

1249
01:27:04,689 --> 01:27:06,682
<i>- I am not. Let me go.
- No! Talk to me.</i>

1250
01:27:06,775 --> 01:27:07,938
<i>Let go of me!</i>

1251
01:27:08,027 --> 01:27:10,733
<i>- This conversation...
- This conversation...</i>

1252
01:27:10,823 --> 01:27:13,315
<i>- .. is over.
- .. is over.</i>

1253
01:27:14,161 --> 01:27:17,282
<i>I just can't win with you, can I?</i>

1254
01:27:26,595 --> 01:27:29,088
<i>Hey, this is getting a little old!</i>

1255
01:27:29,683 --> 01:27:32,009
<i>What is... What is all this?</i>

1256
01:27:32,103 --> 01:27:34,180
<i>What do you think?</i>

1257
01:27:35,149 --> 01:27:37,273
<i>Hey, why do we need bunk beds?</i>

1258
01:27:37,361 --> 01:27:39,236
<i>Hey!</i>

1259
01:27:46,040 --> 01:27:47,868
<i>Too young.</i>

1260
01:27:47,960 --> 01:27:49,585
<i>Sorry.</i>

1261
01:27:49,670 --> 01:27:51,747
<i>What's all that?</i>

1262
01:27:51,840 --> 01:27:54,795
<i>If the applicant is young,
tell him he's too young.</i>

1263
01:27:54,886 --> 01:27:57,509
<i>- Old, too old. Fat, too fat.
- Applicant?</i>

1264
01:27:57,598 --> 01:28:00,969
<i>If the applicant waits three days
without food or shelter,...</i>

1265
01:28:01,062 --> 01:28:03,139
<i>.. he may enter and begin training.</i>

1266
01:28:03,232 --> 01:28:05,059
<i>Training for what?</i>

1267
01:28:10,659 --> 01:28:12,736
<i>You think this is a game?</i>

1268
01:28:12,829 --> 01:28:15,499
<i>You're too young to train here, end of story.</i>

1269
01:28:15,583 --> 01:28:18,336
<i>Quit wasting our time.
Get the fuck out of here.</i>

1270
01:28:22,259 --> 01:28:24,336
<i>Bad news, friend.</i>

1271
01:28:24,596 --> 01:28:26,673
<i>It's not gonna happen.</i>

1272
01:28:26,765 --> 01:28:29,055
<i>Sorry if there was a misunderstanding.</i>

1273
01:28:29,144 --> 01:28:31,054
<i>It's not the end of the world.</i>

1274
01:28:31,147 --> 01:28:33,354
<i>Just... go away.</i>

1275
01:28:34,234 --> 01:28:36,275
<i>Go.</i>

1276
01:28:36,363 --> 01:28:40,029
<i>You're trespassing
and I will have to call the police.</i>

1277
01:28:43,122 --> 01:28:45,199
<i>Don't you look at me!</i>

1278
01:28:45,292 --> 01:28:48,544
<i>You're never getting in this fucking house!</i>

1279
01:28:48,630 --> 01:28:52,001
<i>Never. Now get the fuck off my porch!
Get off my porch!</i>

1280
01:28:52,093 --> 01:28:55,630
<i>Sooner or later,
we all became what Tyler wanted us to be.</i>

1281
01:28:55,724 --> 01:28:58,560
<i>I'm gonna go inside
and I'm gonna get a shoveI.</i>

1282
01:29:06,114 --> 01:29:08,321
<i>- Got two black shirts?
- Yes, sir.</i>

1283
01:29:08,409 --> 01:29:10,651
<i>- Two pair of black pants?
- Yes, sir.</i>

1284
01:29:10,745 --> 01:29:13,701
<i>- One pair black boots? Black socks?
- Yes, sir.</i>

1285
01:29:13,791 --> 01:29:15,868
<i>- One blackjacket.
- Yes, sir.</i>

1286
01:29:15,961 --> 01:29:18,963
<i>- $300 personaI buriaI money?
- Yes, sir.</i>

1287
01:29:21,135 --> 01:29:23,212
All right.

1288
01:29:33,027 --> 01:29:35,104
<i>You're too old, fat man.</i>

1289
01:29:35,197 --> 01:29:38,365
<i>Your tits are too big.
Get the fuck off my porch.</i>

1290
01:29:46,171 --> 01:29:48,248
<i>Bob! Bob!</i>

1291
01:30:04,239 --> 01:30:06,909
<i>Like a monkey ready to be shot into space.</i>

1292
01:30:07,661 --> 01:30:09,155
<i>Space monkey.</i>

1293
01:30:09,246 --> 01:30:12,747
<i>Ready to sacrifice himself
for the greater good.</i>

1294
01:30:19,386 --> 01:30:22,056
<i>You are too fucking old, fatty!</i>

1295
01:30:22,140 --> 01:30:25,344
<i>And you... You're too fucking...</i>

1296
01:30:25,436 --> 01:30:27,061
<i>.. blond!</i>

1297
01:30:27,147 --> 01:30:29,473
<i>Get out of here, the both of you!</i>

1298
01:30:29,567 --> 01:30:31,644
<i>And so it went.</i>

1299
01:30:31,820 --> 01:30:33,944
<i>Listen up, maggots.</i>

1300
01:30:34,032 --> 01:30:36,109
<i>You are not speciaI.</i>

1301
01:30:36,452 --> 01:30:39,739
<i>You are not a beautifuI or unique snowflake.</i>

1302
01:30:39,832 --> 01:30:44,211
<i>You are the same decaying organic matter
as everything else.</i>

1303
01:30:44,297 --> 01:30:46,420
<i>Tyler built himseif an army.</i>

1304
01:30:46,633 --> 01:30:50,300
<i>We are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.</i>

1305
01:30:50,389 --> 01:30:54,008
<i>We are all part of the same compost heap.</i>

1306
01:30:55,062 --> 01:30:58,314
<i>Why was Tyler Durden building an army?</i>

1307
01:30:58,400 --> 01:31:00,477
<i>To what purpose?</i>

1308
01:31:00,570 --> 01:31:02,979
<i>For what greater good?</i>

1309
01:31:06,328 --> 01:31:08,405
<i>In Tyler we trusted.</i>

1310
01:31:13,714 --> 01:31:16,420
<i>When he was like,
"You are not your job",...</i>

1311
01:31:16,510 --> 01:31:18,587
<i>.. I was like, "Yeah!"</i>

1312
01:31:20,474 --> 01:31:22,551
<i>Hey, what's all this?</i>

1313
01:31:22,643 --> 01:31:24,720
<i>Hey!</i>

1314
01:31:26,232 --> 01:31:27,893
OK!

1315
01:31:27,984 --> 01:31:30,358
<i>- What's going on?
- We're celebrating.</i>

1316
01:31:30,446 --> 01:31:32,938
<i>- What are we celebrating?
- Go on.</i>

1317
01:31:36,956 --> 01:31:39,115
<i>- Hey.
- Let me get that for you.</i>

1318
01:31:43,715 --> 01:31:46,634
<i>The same great taste, Pepsi.</i>

1319
01:31:48,973 --> 01:31:51,216
<i>Ssh!</i>

1320
01:31:51,310 --> 01:31:55,095
<i>Investigators are here.
The Police Commissioner has arrived.</i>

1321
01:31:55,190 --> 01:31:58,146
<i>Could you tell us
what you think has happened here?</i>

1322
01:31:58,236 --> 01:32:02,485
<i>We believe this is one of many
recent acts of vandalism in the city...</i>

1323
01:32:02,576 --> 01:32:05,697
<i>.. somehow related
to underground boxing clubs.</i>

1324
01:32:05,789 --> 01:32:10,002
<i>We will be coordinating
a rigorous investigation.</i>

1325
01:32:10,921 --> 01:32:15,300
<i>That was Police Commissioner Jacobs
who just arrived on the scene...</i>

1326
01:32:15,386 --> 01:32:19,635
<i>- .. of a four-alarm fire that broke out...
- She's hot.</i>

1327
01:32:19,726 --> 01:32:21,553
<i>Back to you in the studio.</i>

1328
01:32:21,645 --> 01:32:24,018
<i>- Yeah!
- Yeah!</i>

1329
01:32:24,983 --> 01:32:27,522
<i>- Holy shit!
- Yeah!</i>

1330
01:32:34,831 --> 01:32:36,871
<i>What the fuck did you guys do?</i>

1331
01:32:36,959 --> 01:32:41,041
<i>Arson investigators
are on the premises...</i>

1332
01:32:44,803 --> 01:32:49,384
<i>Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not ask questions, sir.</i>

1333
01:32:55,611 --> 01:32:58,103
<i>The victory in the war against crime...</i>

1334
01:32:58,198 --> 01:33:00,275
<i>.. will not come overnight.</i>

1335
01:33:00,367 --> 01:33:04,912
<i>It will take dedication and commitment
and, most of all, cooperation.</i>

1336
01:33:04,999 --> 01:33:09,912
<i>Streets are safer now.
There is hope in the inner city. However...</i>

1337
01:33:10,006 --> 01:33:12,000
<i>I gotta take a piss.</i>

1338
01:33:12,093 --> 01:33:14,845
<i>These are the first steps in a long journey.</i>

1339
01:33:14,930 --> 01:33:17,552
<i>That is why we have created Project Hope.</i>

1340
01:33:17,642 --> 01:33:19,719
<i>Bob.</i>

1341
01:33:22,816 --> 01:33:25,605
<i>Project Hope will be ajoint effort...</i>

1342
01:33:25,695 --> 01:33:28,448
<i>.. between the police and community leaders.</i>

1343
01:33:28,533 --> 01:33:32,698
<i>It will be a powerfuI new weapon
in the war against crime.</i>

1344
01:34:18,146 --> 01:34:22,311
<i>- Wrap it around the top of his Hacky Sack.
- His balls are ice cold.</i>

1345
01:34:24,321 --> 01:34:27,656
<i>Hi. You're gonna call off
your rigorous investigation.</i>

1346
01:34:27,743 --> 01:34:31,078
<i>You will publicly state
there is no underground group or...</i>

1347
01:34:31,165 --> 01:34:33,491
<i>.. these guys are gonna take your balls.</i>

1348
01:34:34,378 --> 01:34:38,163
<i>They'll send one to the New York Times
and one to the LA Times.</i>

1349
01:34:38,258 --> 01:34:40,002
<i>Look.</i>

1350
01:34:40,094 --> 01:34:43,180
<i>The people you are after
are the people you depend on.</i>

1351
01:34:43,265 --> 01:34:46,850
<i>We cook your meals. We hauI your trash.
We connect your calls.</i>

1352
01:34:46,937 --> 01:34:50,688
<i>We drive your ambulances.
We guard you while you sleep.</i>

1353
01:34:55,116 --> 01:34:57,904
<i>Do not fuck with us.</i>

1354
01:35:05,339 --> 01:35:07,463
<i>Ball check!</i>

1355
01:35:21,821 --> 01:35:23,898
<i>Bob, you're this way.</i>

1356
01:35:24,992 --> 01:35:27,318
<i>Let's go.</i>

1357
01:35:27,412 --> 01:35:30,617
<i>I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.</i>

1358
01:35:31,710 --> 01:35:33,787
<i>Hey!</i>

1359
01:35:48,276 --> 01:35:49,557
<i>Yeah!</i>

1360
01:36:21,323 --> 01:36:24,112
<i>I felt like putting a bullet in every panda...</i>

1361
01:36:24,202 --> 01:36:28,118
<i>.. that wouldn't screw to save its species.</i>

1362
01:36:29,335 --> 01:36:31,791
<i>I wanted to open the dump valves
on oil tankers...</i>

1363
01:36:31,880 --> 01:36:36,010
<i>.. and smother all those French beaches
I'd never see.</i>

1364
01:36:38,848 --> 01:36:41,340
<i>I wanted to breathe smoke.</i>

1365
01:36:57,834 --> 01:36:59,958
<i>Where did you go, psycho boy?</i>

1366
01:37:01,715 --> 01:37:04,633
<i>I felt like destroying something beautifuI.</i>

1367
01:37:08,141 --> 01:37:10,217
<i>Get him to a fucking hospitaI.</i>

1368
01:37:10,310 --> 01:37:12,387
<i>Yeah.</i>

1369
01:37:23,162 --> 01:37:26,248
<i>Don't worry, Mr Durden.
Airport parking. Long term.</i>

1370
01:37:27,752 --> 01:37:29,829
<i>After you, Mr Durden.</i>

1371
01:37:30,798 --> 01:37:32,875
<i>After you.</i>

1372
01:37:50,702 --> 01:37:53,276
<i>- Something on your mind, dear?
- No.</i>

1373
01:37:53,372 --> 01:37:56,624
<i>Yeah, why wasn't I told
about Project Mayhem?</i>

1374
01:37:56,710 --> 01:37:59,713
<i>First rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not ask questions.</i>

1375
01:37:59,798 --> 01:38:02,171
<i>Why didn't you include me in the beginning?</i>

1376
01:38:02,260 --> 01:38:07,470
<i>Fight Club was the beginning. Now it's left
the basements and it's Project Mayhem.</i>

1377
01:38:07,559 --> 01:38:11,939
<i>We started Fight Club together. Remember?
It's as much mine as it is yours.</i>

1378
01:38:12,024 --> 01:38:16,273
<i>- Is this about you and me?
- Yeah. Weren't we doing this together?</i>

1379
01:38:16,364 --> 01:38:19,817
<i>This does not belong to us.
We are not speciaI.</i>

1380
01:38:19,910 --> 01:38:22,319
<i>Fuck that. You should have told me.</i>

1381
01:38:23,165 --> 01:38:25,159
<i>Hey, Tyler!</i>

1382
01:38:27,004 --> 01:38:29,496
<i>- Goddamn it, Tyler!
- What do you want?!</i>

1383
01:38:29,591 --> 01:38:32,048
<i>A statement of purpose?
Should I e-maiI you?</i>

1384
01:38:32,136 --> 01:38:34,807
<i>- Oh...
- You decide your leveI of involvement!</i>

1385
01:38:34,890 --> 01:38:37,561
<i>I will! I wanna know certain things first!</i>

1386
01:38:37,644 --> 01:38:40,267
<i>- The first rule of Project Mayhem...
- Shut up!</i>

1387
01:38:42,026 --> 01:38:45,776
<i>- I wanna know what you're thinking.
- Fuck what you know!</i>

1388
01:38:45,864 --> 01:38:49,317
<i>Forget about what you think you know
about life, friendship,...</i>

1389
01:38:49,411 --> 01:38:51,488
<i>.. and especially about you and me.</i>

1390
01:38:52,666 --> 01:38:54,825
<i>What is that supposed to mean?</i>

1391
01:38:58,216 --> 01:39:00,375
<i>What are you doing?</i>

1392
01:39:01,303 --> 01:39:04,009
<i>What do you wish you'd done
before you died?</i>

1393
01:39:04,099 --> 01:39:06,971
<i>- Paint a self-portrait.
- Build a house.</i>

1394
01:39:07,062 --> 01:39:09,435
<i>- And you?
- I don't know. Nothing.</i>

1395
01:39:09,523 --> 01:39:11,932
<i>- Get in the right lane.
- You have to know!</i>

1396
01:39:12,027 --> 01:39:15,065
<i>If you died now,
how would you feeI about your life?</i>

1397
01:39:15,157 --> 01:39:18,823
<i>I don't know! Nothing good.
Is that what you want to hear?</i>

1398
01:39:18,912 --> 01:39:21,202
<i>- Come on!
- Not good enough.</i>

1399
01:39:21,290 --> 01:39:23,747
<i>Stop fucking around! Tyler!</i>

1400
01:39:25,004 --> 01:39:27,247
<i>Jesus Christ!</i>

1401
01:39:28,008 --> 01:39:30,085
<i>Goddamn it! Goddamn it! Fuck you!</i>

1402
01:39:30,178 --> 01:39:32,255
Fuck Fight Club. Fuck Marla!

1403
01:39:32,348 --> 01:39:35,019
<i>I am sick of all your shit!</i>

1404
01:39:35,102 --> 01:39:37,012
OK, man.

1405
01:39:38,816 --> 01:39:41,355
<i>- Quit screwing around. Steer!
- Look at you!</i>

1406
01:39:41,444 --> 01:39:44,197
<i>- Steer!
- Look at you. You're fucking pathetic!</i>

1407
01:39:44,282 --> 01:39:49,409
<i>- Why? Why? What are you talking about?
- Why do you think I blew up your condo?</i>

1408
01:39:50,040 --> 01:39:51,583
<i>What?</i>

1409
01:39:51,667 --> 01:39:55,584
<i>Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat.
It's not a goddamned seminar.</i>

1410
01:39:55,673 --> 01:39:59,375
<i>Stop trying to controI everything
and just let go!</i>

1411
01:40:01,098 --> 01:40:02,972
<i>Let go!</i>

1412
01:40:03,059 --> 01:40:05,136
<i>All right. Fine.</i>

1413
01:40:06,021 --> 01:40:07,931
<i>Fine.</i>

1414
01:41:06,317 --> 01:41:08,809
<i>I'd never been in a car accident.</i>

1415
01:41:08,904 --> 01:41:12,321
<i>This must have been
what all those people felt like...</i>

1416
01:41:12,409 --> 01:41:15,613
<i>.. before I filed them
as statistics in my reports.</i>

1417
01:41:15,705 --> 01:41:17,782
<i>Goddamn!</i>

1418
01:41:21,296 --> 01:41:24,465
<i>We've just had a near-life experience!</i>

1419
01:41:28,307 --> 01:41:30,300
<i>In the world I see,...</i>

1420
01:41:30,393 --> 01:41:34,262
<i>.. you're stalking elk
through the Grand Canyon forests...</i>

1421
01:41:34,357 --> 01:41:37,359
<i>.. around the ruins of Rockefeller Center.</i>

1422
01:41:39,364 --> 01:41:43,743
<i>You'll wear leather clothes
that will last you the rest of your life.</i>

1423
01:41:43,829 --> 01:41:48,374
<i>You'll climb the thick kudzu vines
that wrap the Sears Tower.</i>

1424
01:41:48,460 --> 01:41:53,041
<i>And when you look down,
you'll see tiny figures pounding corn,...</i>

1425
01:41:53,134 --> 01:41:56,670
<i>.. laying strips of venison
in the empty car-pooI lane...</i>

1426
01:41:56,764 --> 01:41:59,054
<i>.. of some abandoned superhighway.</i>

1427
01:42:12,495 --> 01:42:14,738
<i>FeeI better, champ.</i>

1428
01:42:32,107 --> 01:42:33,899
<i>And then...</i>

1429
01:42:33,984 --> 01:42:35,527
<i>Tyler?</i>

1430
01:42:35,612 --> 01:42:37,689
<i>.. Tyler was gone.</i>

1431
01:42:45,125 --> 01:42:47,166
<i>Was I asleep?</i>

1432
01:42:48,255 --> 01:42:50,295
<i>Had I slept?</i>

1433
01:42:50,383 --> 01:42:53,421
<i>You are not a beautifuI, unique snowflake...</i>

1434
01:42:53,512 --> 01:42:55,969
<i>The house had become a living thing.</i>

1435
01:42:56,058 --> 01:43:00,686
<i>Wet inside from so many people
sweating and breathing.</i>

1436
01:43:01,190 --> 01:43:03,765
<i>So many people moving, the house moved.</i>

1437
01:43:06,656 --> 01:43:08,733
<i>Planet Tyler.</i>

1438
01:43:08,826 --> 01:43:10,903
<i>I had to hug the walls.</i>

1439
01:43:10,996 --> 01:43:14,117
<i>Trapped inside
this clockwork of space monkeys.</i>

1440
01:43:14,209 --> 01:43:17,995
<i>You shouldn't be smoking in here!
You know how much ether is here!</i>

1441
01:43:18,089 --> 01:43:20,582
<i>Cooking and working and sleeping in teams.</i>

1442
01:43:22,846 --> 01:43:24,923
<i>Hang on a second.</i>

1443
01:43:43,835 --> 01:43:46,541
<i>It's under controI, sir.</i>

1444
01:43:49,009 --> 01:43:50,837
<i>Where's Tyler?</i>

1445
01:43:50,928 --> 01:43:53,931
<i>Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not...</i>

1446
01:43:54,016 --> 01:43:55,974
Right... OK.

1447
01:43:58,397 --> 01:44:00,474
<i>I'm all alone.</i>

1448
01:44:00,651 --> 01:44:04,317
<i>My father dumped me. Tyler dumped me.</i>

1449
01:44:04,406 --> 01:44:06,649
<i>I am Jack's broken heart.</i>

1450
01:44:10,874 --> 01:44:14,659
<i>What comes next in Project Mayhem
only Tyler knows.</i>

1451
01:44:15,589 --> 01:44:18,793
<i>The second rule is you do not ask questions.</i>

1452
01:44:21,597 --> 01:44:24,303
<i>Get the fuck away from me!
Get the fuck away!</i>

1453
01:44:24,685 --> 01:44:26,762
<i>Who are all these people?</i>

1454
01:44:32,029 --> 01:44:34,319
<i>The Paper Street Soap Company.</i>

1455
01:44:35,868 --> 01:44:37,945
<i>Can I come in?</i>

1456
01:44:41,084 --> 01:44:43,161
<i>He's not here.</i>

1457
01:44:43,254 --> 01:44:45,461
<i>What?</i>

1458
01:44:46,508 --> 01:44:50,093
<i>Tyler isn't here.</i>

1459
01:44:50,180 --> 01:44:52,257
<i>Tyler went away.</i>

1460
01:44:52,684 --> 01:44:54,761
<i>Tyler's gone.</i>

1461
01:45:11,795 --> 01:45:13,503
<i>Get some help!</i>

1462
01:45:24,730 --> 01:45:29,608
<i>Two gunshot wounds coming through!
Make some fucking room!</i>

1463
01:45:29,695 --> 01:45:32,104
<i>What happened? What happened?</i>

1464
01:45:32,199 --> 01:45:35,071
<i>We were on assignment. We were supposed
to kill two birds with one stone.</i>

1465
01:45:36,372 --> 01:45:38,449
<i>Destroy a piece of corporate art...</i>

1466
01:45:38,542 --> 01:45:41,034
<i>Operation Latte Thunder. Go!</i>

1467
01:45:41,754 --> 01:45:44,923
<i>.. and trash a franchise coffee bar.</i>

1468
01:45:51,352 --> 01:45:53,678
<i>We had it all worked out, sir.</i>

1469
01:46:01,867 --> 01:46:05,154
<i>- It went smooth untiI...
- Police! Freeze!</i>

1470
01:46:05,247 --> 01:46:08,000
<i>- What?
- They shot Bob.</i>

1471
01:46:09,503 --> 01:46:11,911
<i>- They shot him in the head.
- Fucking pigs!</i>

1472
01:46:17,306 --> 01:46:19,346
<i>Oh, God!</i>

1473
01:46:19,434 --> 01:46:22,685
<i>- Those motherfuckers!
- You morons.</i>

1474
01:46:22,772 --> 01:46:26,902
<i>You're running around in ski masks
trying to blow things up?</i>

1475
01:46:26,986 --> 01:46:29,657
<i>What did you think was gonna happen?!</i>

1476
01:46:31,451 --> 01:46:35,782
<i>OK, quick! Get rid of the evidence.
We gotta get rid of this body!</i>

1477
01:46:35,874 --> 01:46:38,746
<i>- Bury him.
- What?</i>

1478
01:46:38,837 --> 01:46:41,079
<i>Take him to the garden and bury him.</i>

1479
01:46:41,173 --> 01:46:44,045
<i>- Come on, people, let's go!
- Get the fuck off!</i>

1480
01:46:44,136 --> 01:46:47,387
<i>Get away from him!
What are you talking about?</i>

1481
01:46:47,474 --> 01:46:50,049
<i>This isn't fucking evidence.
This is a person.</i>

1482
01:46:50,145 --> 01:46:53,349
<i>He's my friend
and you're not burying him in the garden!</i>

1483
01:46:53,441 --> 01:46:56,443
<i>He was killed serving Project Mayhem, sir.</i>

1484
01:46:56,529 --> 01:46:58,569
<i>- This is Bob.
- Sir, in...</i>

1485
01:46:58,657 --> 01:47:00,734
<i>In Project Mayhem, we have no names.</i>

1486
01:47:00,827 --> 01:47:02,820
<i>Now, you listen to me.</i>

1487
01:47:02,913 --> 01:47:07,458
<i>This is a man and he has a name,
and it's Robert Paulsen, OK?</i>

1488
01:47:07,545 --> 01:47:09,455
<i>- Robert Paulsen.
- He's a man...</i>

1489
01:47:09,547 --> 01:47:12,384
<i>.. and he's dead now because of us.
Do you understand that?</i>

1490
01:47:13,053 --> 01:47:15,342
<i>I understand.</i>

1491
01:47:17,601 --> 01:47:20,936
<i>In death, a member of Project Mayhem...</i>

1492
01:47:21,022 --> 01:47:23,099
<i>.. has a name.</i>

1493
01:47:23,234 --> 01:47:26,153
<i>His name is Robert Paulsen.</i>

1494
01:47:26,614 --> 01:47:28,691
<i>His name is Robert Paulsen.</i>

1495
01:47:29,493 --> 01:47:32,163
<i>His name... is Robert Paulsen.</i>

1496
01:47:32,247 --> 01:47:36,080
<i>His name is Robert Paulsen.</i>

1497
01:47:36,169 --> 01:47:39,255
<i>Come on, guys. Please. Stop it.</i>

1498
01:47:39,340 --> 01:47:41,915
<i>His name is Robert Paulsen.</i>

1499
01:47:42,011 --> 01:47:45,097
<i>Shut up! This is all over with!</i>

1500
01:47:48,353 --> 01:47:50,845
<i>Get the fuck out of here.</i>

1501
01:48:19,607 --> 01:48:24,021
<i>- Tyler?
- No, this is Detective Stern of the Arson Unit.</i>

1502
01:48:24,113 --> 01:48:25,691
<i>I need to see you...</i>

1503
01:48:30,205 --> 01:48:34,252
<i>I went to all the cities
on Tyler's used ticket stubs, barhopping.</i>

1504
01:48:34,336 --> 01:48:39,084
<i>I didn't know how or why, but I could look
at 50 different bars, and somehow I just knew.</i>

1505
01:48:39,176 --> 01:48:43,757
<i>I'm looking for Tyler Durden.
It's very important that I talk to him.</i>

1506
01:48:43,850 --> 01:48:45,511
<i>I wish I could help you,...</i>

1507
01:48:45,602 --> 01:48:47,892
.. sir.

1508
01:48:53,197 --> 01:48:55,274
<i>Every city I went to,...</i>

1509
01:48:56,326 --> 01:48:58,735
<i>.. as soon as I set foot off the plane...</i>

1510
01:48:59,330 --> 01:49:01,620
<i>.. I knew a Fight Club was close.</i>

1511
01:49:01,709 --> 01:49:03,370
<i>Hey! Hey!</i>

1512
01:49:04,463 --> 01:49:06,041
Taxi!

1513
01:49:06,132 --> 01:49:08,209
<i>Look at my face. I'm a member.</i>

1514
01:49:08,302 --> 01:49:10,841
<i>Now, I just need to know if you've seen Tyler.</i>

1515
01:49:10,930 --> 01:49:14,633
<i>I'm not exposed to bespeak
any such information to you...</i>

1516
01:49:14,728 --> 01:49:19,439
<i>.. nor would I, even if I had
said information at this juncture,... be able.</i>

1517
01:49:20,110 --> 01:49:23,813
<i>- You're a moron.
- I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.</i>

1518
01:49:25,159 --> 01:49:30,203
<i>Tyler had been busy...
setting up franchises all over the country.</i>

1519
01:49:32,962 --> 01:49:37,425
<i>Was I asleep? Had I slept?</i>

1520
01:49:37,510 --> 01:49:39,753
<i>Is Tyler my bad dream, or am I Tyler's?</i>

1521
01:49:41,141 --> 01:49:44,226
<i>- We've just heard the stories.
- What kind of stories?</i>

1522
01:49:44,312 --> 01:49:48,561
<i>- Nobody knows what he looks like.
- He has plastic surgery every three years.</i>

1523
01:49:48,651 --> 01:49:51,689
<i>That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.</i>

1524
01:49:51,781 --> 01:49:55,827
<i>- Is it true about Fight Club in Miami?
- Is Mr Durden building an army?</i>

1525
01:49:55,912 --> 01:49:58,998
<i>I was living in a state of perpetual déjà vu.</i>

1526
01:49:59,792 --> 01:50:01,869
<i>Everywhere I went,...</i>

1527
01:50:01,962 --> 01:50:03,920
<i>.. I felt I'd already been there.</i>

1528
01:50:04,007 --> 01:50:06,926
<i>It was like following an invisible man.</i>

1529
01:50:08,013 --> 01:50:10,090
<i>The smell of dried blood,...</i>

1530
01:50:10,182 --> 01:50:13,719
<i>.. dirty, bare footprints circling each other.</i>

1531
01:50:14,564 --> 01:50:17,768
<i>That aroma of old sweat, like fried chicken.</i>

1532
01:50:17,860 --> 01:50:21,396
<i>The feel of a floor still warm
from a fight the night before.</i>

1533
01:50:22,283 --> 01:50:25,202
<i>I was always just one step behind Tyler.</i>

1534
01:50:28,125 --> 01:50:31,246
<i>His name is Robert Paulsen...</i>

1535
01:50:35,886 --> 01:50:37,963
<i>Welcome back, sir.</i>

1536
01:50:38,932 --> 01:50:41,009
<i>How have you been?</i>

1537
01:50:41,102 --> 01:50:43,261
<i>Do you know me?</i>

1538
01:50:43,355 --> 01:50:45,764
<i>Is this a test, sir?</i>

1539
01:50:45,859 --> 01:50:47,733
<i>No. This is not a test.</i>

1540
01:50:47,820 --> 01:50:50,027
<i>You were in here last Thursday.</i>

1541
01:50:50,616 --> 01:50:52,905
Thursday?

1542
01:50:52,994 --> 01:50:56,945
<i>You were standing where you are now,
asking how good security is.</i>

1543
01:50:57,626 --> 01:50:59,703
It's tight as a drum, sir.

1544
01:51:02,382 --> 01:51:04,542
<i>Who do you think I am?</i>

1545
01:51:04,636 --> 01:51:07,175
<i>Are you sure this isn't a test?</i>

1546
01:51:07,264 --> 01:51:09,175
<i>No, this is not a test.</i>

1547
01:51:09,267 --> 01:51:11,344
<i>You're Mr Durden.</i>

1548
01:51:12,689 --> 01:51:15,359
<i>You're the one who gave me this.</i>

1549
01:51:15,443 --> 01:51:19,656
<i>Please return your seat backs
to their full upright and locked position.</i>

1550
01:51:31,090 --> 01:51:33,167
<i>- Yeah?
- Marla, it's me.</i>

1551
01:51:33,260 --> 01:51:35,218
<i>- Have we ever done it?
- Done what?</i>

1552
01:51:35,305 --> 01:51:36,681
<i>Had sex?</i>

1553
01:51:36,765 --> 01:51:38,925
<i>What kind of stupid question is that?</i>

1554
01:51:39,019 --> 01:51:41,392
<i>Stupid because it's yes
or because it's no?</i>

1555
01:51:41,480 --> 01:51:44,055
<i>- Is this a trick?
- No. I need to know...</i>

1556
01:51:44,151 --> 01:51:48,020
<i>You wanna know if I think
we were just having sex or making love?</i>

1557
01:51:48,115 --> 01:51:51,532
<i>- We did make love?
- Is that what you're calling it?</i>

1558
01:51:51,620 --> 01:51:54,456
<i>Just answer the question!
Did we do it or not?!</i>

1559
01:51:54,541 --> 01:51:57,460
<i>You fuck me, then snub me.
You love me, you hate me.</i>

1560
01:51:57,545 --> 01:52:00,417
<i>You're sensitive,
then you turn into an asshole.</i>

1561
01:52:00,508 --> 01:52:03,178
<i>Does that describe our relationship, Tyler?</i>

1562
01:52:03,262 --> 01:52:05,339
<i>We just lost cabin pressure.</i>

1563
01:52:05,432 --> 01:52:06,926
<i>What did you just say?</i>

1564
01:52:07,017 --> 01:52:09,343
<i>- What is wrong with you?
- Say my name!</i>

1565
01:52:09,437 --> 01:52:13,104
<i>Tyler Durden!
You fucking freak! What's going on?</i>

1566
01:52:13,193 --> 01:52:15,270
<i>- I'm coming over!
- I'm not there!</i>

1567
01:52:15,362 --> 01:52:18,151
<i>You broke your promise.</i>

1568
01:52:18,242 --> 01:52:20,200
<i>Jesus, Tyler.</i>

1569
01:52:20,286 --> 01:52:23,739
<i>- You fucking talked to her about me.
- What the fuck is going on?</i>

1570
01:52:23,833 --> 01:52:27,286
<i>I asked you for one thing. One simple thing.</i>

1571
01:52:27,380 --> 01:52:29,706
<i>Why do people think that I'm you?</i>

1572
01:52:30,259 --> 01:52:32,336
<i>Answer me!</i>

1573
01:52:34,724 --> 01:52:36,551
Sit.

1574
01:52:39,355 --> 01:52:42,061
<i>Answer me. Why do people think I'm you?</i>

1575
01:52:42,151 --> 01:52:44,310
<i>I think you know.</i>

1576
01:52:44,446 --> 01:52:47,021
<i>- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.</i>

1577
01:52:47,116 --> 01:52:49,869
<i>Why would anyone
possibly confuse you with me?</i>

1578
01:52:49,954 --> 01:52:52,742
<i>I... I don't know.</i>

1579
01:52:57,506 --> 01:53:00,378
<i>- You got it.
- No.</i>

1580
01:53:00,469 --> 01:53:02,593
<i>- Do not fuck with us!
- Say it.</i>

1581
01:53:03,974 --> 01:53:06,015
<i>Because...</i>

1582
01:53:07,354 --> 01:53:08,517
Say it!

1583
01:53:10,191 --> 01:53:12,232
<i>Because we're the same person.</i>

1584
01:53:12,319 --> 01:53:14,443
That's right.

1585
01:53:14,531 --> 01:53:16,690
<i>We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap.</i>

1586
01:53:16,784 --> 01:53:20,486
<i>- I don't understand this.
- You wanted a way to change your life.</i>

1587
01:53:20,581 --> 01:53:22,658
<i>You could not do this on your own.</i>

1588
01:53:22,751 --> 01:53:24,828
<i>All the ways you wish you could be,...</i>

1589
01:53:24,921 --> 01:53:26,795
<i>.. that's me.</i>

1590
01:53:26,882 --> 01:53:30,050
<i>I look like you wanna look,
I fuck like you wanna fuck.</i>

1591
01:53:30,137 --> 01:53:32,463
<i>I am smart, capable and, most importantly,...</i>

1592
01:53:32,557 --> 01:53:35,310
<i>.. I'm free in all the ways that you are not.</i>

1593
01:53:35,394 --> 01:53:36,391
<i>Oh, no.</i>

1594
01:53:36,479 --> 01:53:39,398
<i>- Tyler's not here. Tyler went away.
- What?</i>

1595
01:53:39,484 --> 01:53:41,810
<i>This isn't possible. This is crazy.</i>

1596
01:53:41,904 --> 01:53:43,944
<i>People do it every day.</i>

1597
01:53:44,032 --> 01:53:47,568
<i>They talk to themselves.
They see themselves as they'd like to be.</i>

1598
01:53:47,662 --> 01:53:50,913
<i>They don't have the courage you have
to just run with it.</i>

1599
01:53:54,714 --> 01:53:58,084
<i>You still wrestle with it,
so sometimes you're still you.</i>

1600
01:53:58,177 --> 01:54:02,888
<i>- We should do this again sometime.
- At times, you imagine you're watching me.</i>

1601
01:54:02,976 --> 01:54:05,468
<i>If this is your first time, you have to fight.</i>

1602
01:54:05,563 --> 01:54:09,942
<i>Little by little,
you're just letting yourself become...</i>

1603
01:54:10,779 --> 01:54:12,689
<i>.. Tyler Durden.</i>

1604
01:54:12,781 --> 01:54:15,570
<i>You are not your job
or how much money you have!</i>

1605
01:54:15,661 --> 01:54:18,069
<i>- No. You have a house.
- Rented in your name.</i>

1606
01:54:18,164 --> 01:54:21,784
<i>- You have jobs, a life.
- You work nights because you can't sleep.</i>

1607
01:54:21,878 --> 01:54:23,670
<i>Or you stay up and make soap.</i>

1608
01:54:23,756 --> 01:54:28,716
<i>- You're fucking Marla, Tyler.
- Technically, you are. It's all the same to her.</i>

1609
01:54:30,432 --> 01:54:32,472
<i>Oh, my God.</i>

1610
01:54:33,478 --> 01:54:35,555
<i>Now you see our dilemma.</i>

1611
01:54:35,648 --> 01:54:37,937
<i>She knows too much.</i>

1612
01:54:38,026 --> 01:54:43,153
<i>I think we're gonna have to talk about
how this might compromise our goals.</i>

1613
01:54:43,242 --> 01:54:45,366
<i>What... What are you saying?</i>

1614
01:54:46,330 --> 01:54:50,579
<i>This is bullshit. This is bullshit,
I'm not listening to this!</i>

1615
01:54:50,669 --> 01:54:53,340
<i>- You are insane!
- No. You're insane.</i>

1616
01:54:53,423 --> 01:54:56,176
<i>We simply do not have time for this crap.</i>

1617
01:54:57,638 --> 01:54:59,845
<i>It's called a changeover.</i>

1618
01:54:59,933 --> 01:55:02,010
<i>The movie goes on...</i>

1619
01:55:02,102 --> 01:55:05,224
<i>.. and nobody in the audience has any idea.</i>

1620
01:55:18,209 --> 01:55:21,876
<i>- Sir! Are you checking out?
- Yeah. Bill me.</i>

1621
01:55:21,964 --> 01:55:24,373
<i>Can you initiaI this list of phone calls?</i>

1622
01:55:28,807 --> 01:55:32,854
<i>- When were these made?
- Between 2.00 and 3.30 this morning.</i>

1623
01:55:38,697 --> 01:55:42,827
<i>Have I been going to bed earlier every night?
Have I been sleeping later?</i>

1624
01:55:42,911 --> 01:55:47,789
<i>Have I been Tyler longer and longer?</i>

1625
01:55:50,297 --> 01:55:52,705
<i>Is anybody here?</i>

1626
01:55:55,387 --> 01:55:57,464
<i>Déjà vu all over again.</i>

1627
01:55:59,143 --> 01:56:01,635
<i>With enough soap,
one could blow up anything.</i>

1628
01:56:03,983 --> 01:56:06,060
<i>Oh, my God.</i>

1629
01:56:09,950 --> 01:56:12,323
<i>- 1888.
- Who am I calling?</i>

1630
01:56:12,746 --> 01:56:16,412
<i>1888 Franklin. This is maintenance. Hello?</i>

1631
01:56:17,586 --> 01:56:19,211
<i>Hello?</i>

1632
01:56:19,297 --> 01:56:21,374
<i>1888 Franklin Street?</i>

1633
01:56:21,467 --> 01:56:23,544
<i>Yes. Can I help you?</i>

1634
01:56:26,015 --> 01:56:28,589
<i>- Hello?
- Yeah, yeah.</i>

1635
01:56:28,685 --> 01:56:31,224
<i>I need to talk to your supervisor right away.</i>

1636
01:56:31,314 --> 01:56:33,391
<i>- Speaking.
- OK, listen to me.</i>

1637
01:56:33,484 --> 01:56:36,652
<i>Something terrible
is about to happen to your building.</i>

1638
01:56:36,739 --> 01:56:38,815
<i>It's under control, sir.</i>

1639
01:56:39,284 --> 01:56:42,820
<i>- Excuse me?
- Don't worry about us, sir. We're solid.</i>

1640
01:56:47,087 --> 01:56:48,416
<i>2160.</i>

1641
01:56:56,058 --> 01:56:58,550
<i>Marla! Marla! Hey, wait!</i>

1642
01:57:00,272 --> 01:57:03,061
<i>Wait! I gotta talk to you! Marla! Marla!</i>

1643
01:57:03,152 --> 01:57:07,317
<i>Your bald freaks hit me with a fucking broom!
They almost broke my arm!</i>

1644
01:57:07,408 --> 01:57:10,161
<i>They were burning their fingertips with Iye.</i>

1645
01:57:10,245 --> 01:57:14,197
<i>This needs a tremendous act of faith
on your part, but hear me out.</i>

1646
01:57:14,293 --> 01:57:18,244
<i>- Here comes an avalanche of bullshit.
- A little more faith than that.</i>

1647
01:57:21,470 --> 01:57:24,044
<i>I don't wanna hear
anything you have to say.</i>

1648
01:57:24,140 --> 01:57:26,264
<i>You have every right to be...</i>

1649
01:57:26,852 --> 01:57:28,727
<i>I'll just have a coffee, thanks.</i>

1650
01:57:28,813 --> 01:57:31,769
<i>Sir. Anything you order is free of charge, sir.</i>

1651
01:57:31,860 --> 01:57:33,900
<i>Why is it free of charge?</i>

1652
01:57:33,988 --> 01:57:36,028
<i>- Don't ask.
- Whatever.</i>

1653
01:57:36,116 --> 01:57:41,623
<i>Er... I'll have the clam chowder, fried chicken
and baked potato and a chocolate chiffon pie.</i>

1654
01:57:41,707 --> 01:57:43,784
<i>Clean food, please.</i>

1655
01:57:43,877 --> 01:57:46,915
<i>In that case,
may I advise against the clam chowder.</i>

1656
01:57:47,006 --> 01:57:49,083
<i>No clam chowder. Thank you.</i>

1657
01:57:50,553 --> 01:57:52,796
<i>You got about 30 seconds.</i>

1658
01:57:55,477 --> 01:57:58,016
<i>I know I've been acting very strange, OK?</i>

1659
01:57:58,106 --> 01:58:01,523
<i>- I know it seems there's two sides to me...
- Two sides?</i>

1660
01:58:01,611 --> 01:58:06,654
<i>- You're Dr Jekyll and Mr Jackass.
- I know. But I realised something important.</i>

1661
01:58:06,743 --> 01:58:10,825
<i>- What?
- The nature of our relationship wasn't clear...</i>

1662
01:58:10,916 --> 01:58:13,289
<i>.. to me for reasons I won't go into.</i>

1663
01:58:13,378 --> 01:58:15,952
<i>- I know I haven't treated you well.
- Whatever.</i>

1664
01:58:16,048 --> 01:58:18,754
<i>No, no. Fifteen seconds, please!</i>

1665
01:58:18,844 --> 01:58:21,134
<i>Fifteen seconds,
don't open your mouth.</i>

1666
01:58:21,222 --> 01:58:23,299
<i>I'm trying to tell you I'm sorry.</i>

1667
01:58:23,392 --> 01:58:27,688
<i>What I've come to realise
is that I really like you, Marla.</i>

1668
01:58:27,773 --> 01:58:29,897
<i>You do?</i>

1669
01:58:29,985 --> 01:58:31,859
<i>I really do.</i>

1670
01:58:31,946 --> 01:58:36,277
<i>I care about you and I don't want anything
bad to happen to you because of me.</i>

1671
01:58:36,369 --> 01:58:39,122
<i>Marla, your life is in danger.</i>

1672
01:58:39,206 --> 01:58:41,116
<i>What?</i>

1673
01:58:41,209 --> 01:58:44,911
<i>You need to leave town for a while.
Get out of any major city.</i>

1674
01:58:45,006 --> 01:58:47,795
<i>- Just go camping...
- You're an insane person.</i>

1675
01:58:47,886 --> 01:58:51,338
<i>- No. I've involved you in something terrible.
- No. Shut up!</i>

1676
01:58:51,432 --> 01:58:53,971
<i>- You're not safe.
- Shut up!</i>

1677
01:58:55,772 --> 01:59:00,235
<i>- Listen, I tried, Tyler. I really tried.
- I know you did.</i>

1678
01:59:00,320 --> 01:59:03,358
<i>There are things about you I like.
You're smart, funny.</i>

1679
01:59:03,450 --> 01:59:05,408
<i>You're spectacular in bed.</i>

1680
01:59:05,494 --> 01:59:06,906
But...

1681
01:59:06,996 --> 01:59:09,073
<i>.. you're intolerable.</i>

1682
01:59:09,166 --> 01:59:11,658
<i>You have very serious emotionaI problems.</i>

1683
01:59:11,753 --> 01:59:15,705
<i>Deep-seated problems
for which you should seek professionaI help.</i>

1684
01:59:15,801 --> 01:59:19,752
<i>- I know, and I'm sorry.
- You're sorry, I'm sorry. Everyone's sorry.</i>

1685
01:59:20,933 --> 01:59:23,010
<i>I can't do this any more.</i>

1686
01:59:23,103 --> 01:59:25,180
I can't.

1687
01:59:25,273 --> 01:59:27,350
<i>And I won't.</i>

1688
01:59:27,442 --> 01:59:29,483
<i>I'm gone.</i>

1689
01:59:29,571 --> 01:59:32,241
<i>You can't leave, Marla! You're not safe!</i>

1690
01:59:35,078 --> 01:59:37,749
<i>- Marla, you don't understand!
- Leave me alone!</i>

1691
01:59:37,832 --> 01:59:40,371
<i>- Marla, I am trying to protect you!
- Let go!</i>

1692
01:59:40,461 --> 01:59:43,463
<i>- I don't ever wanna see you again!
- That's fine...</i>

1693
01:59:43,549 --> 01:59:45,626
<i>Here, wait right here!</i>

1694
01:59:49,558 --> 01:59:52,097
<i>Hold it right there! Shut up!</i>

1695
01:59:52,186 --> 01:59:54,310
<i>Take this money and get on this bus.</i>

1696
01:59:54,398 --> 01:59:56,557
<i>I promise I won't bother you again.</i>

1697
01:59:56,651 --> 01:59:58,111
Shut up!

1698
01:59:58,195 --> 02:00:01,400
<i>Please get on the bus. Please get on the bus.</i>

1699
02:00:02,576 --> 02:00:04,653
<i>Why are you doing this?</i>

1700
02:00:04,746 --> 02:00:08,828
<i>They think you're a threat.
I can't explain it now, just trust me!</i>

1701
02:00:08,919 --> 02:00:13,298
<i>- If I know where you are, you won't be safe.
- I'll keep this, it's asshole tax.</i>

1702
02:00:13,384 --> 02:00:17,763
<i>- Fine. Remember, stay out of major cities.
- Tyler.</i>

1703
02:00:19,309 --> 02:00:22,145
<i>You're the worst thing
that ever happened to me.</i>

1704
02:00:37,168 --> 02:00:39,838
<i>Hello. I need you to arrest me.</i>

1705
02:00:39,922 --> 02:00:42,675
<i>I am the leader of a terrorist organisation...</i>

1706
02:00:42,759 --> 02:00:47,719
<i>.. responsible for numerous acts
of vandalism and assault all over this city.</i>

1707
02:00:47,808 --> 02:00:51,677
<i>In the metropolitan area,
we had probably 200 members.</i>

1708
02:00:51,772 --> 02:00:55,606
<i>Chapters have sprung up
in five or six other major cities already.</i>

1709
02:00:55,736 --> 02:00:58,774
<i>This is a tightly-regimented organisation...</i>

1710
02:00:58,866 --> 02:01:04,491
<i>.. with many cells capable of operating
independent of centraI leadership.</i>

1711
02:01:04,582 --> 02:01:08,451
<i>Go to the house, OK? 1537 Paper Street.</i>

1712
02:01:08,546 --> 02:01:10,456
<i>That's our headquarters.</i>

1713
02:01:10,549 --> 02:01:13,124
<i>In the back, buried in the garden,...</i>

1714
02:01:13,220 --> 02:01:16,257
<i>.. you'll find the body of Robert Paulsen.</i>

1715
02:01:16,349 --> 02:01:19,684
<i>In the basement,
you're gonna find some bathtubs...</i>

1716
02:01:19,771 --> 02:01:25,112
<i>.. that have been used very recently
to make large quantities of nitroglycerin.</i>

1717
02:01:25,195 --> 02:01:27,236
<i>I believe the plan is to blow up...</i>

1718
02:01:27,323 --> 02:01:30,409
<i>.. the headquarters
of these credit card companies...</i>

1719
02:01:30,495 --> 02:01:32,571
<i>.. and the TRW building.</i>

1720
02:01:33,541 --> 02:01:36,876
<i>Why these buildings?
Why credit card companies?</i>

1721
02:01:36,962 --> 02:01:40,582
<i>If you erase the debt record,
then we all go back to zero.</i>

1722
02:01:41,427 --> 02:01:43,504
<i>You'll create totaI chaos.</i>

1723
02:01:45,099 --> 02:01:48,350
<i>Keep him talking. I need to make a phone call.</i>

1724
02:01:58,910 --> 02:02:01,153
<i>I really admire what you're doing.</i>

1725
02:02:01,623 --> 02:02:03,700
<i>What?</i>

1726
02:02:03,792 --> 02:02:05,833
<i>You're a brave man to order this.</i>

1727
02:02:05,920 --> 02:02:07,713
<i>You're a genius, sir.</i>

1728
02:02:07,798 --> 02:02:12,546
<i>You said if anyone ever interferes
with Project Mayhem, even you,...</i>

1729
02:02:12,638 --> 02:02:14,965
<i>.. we gotta get his balls.</i>

1730
02:02:16,394 --> 02:02:19,562
<i>- Don't fight.
- It's a powerfuI gesture, Mr Durden.</i>

1731
02:02:19,649 --> 02:02:22,686
<i>- It will set an example.
- You're making a big mistake!</i>

1732
02:02:22,778 --> 02:02:25,614
<i>- You said you'd say that.
- I'm not Tyler Durden!</i>

1733
02:02:25,699 --> 02:02:29,568
<i>- You told us you'd say that too.
- All right. I am Tyler Durden.</i>

1734
02:02:29,663 --> 02:02:32,369
<i>Listen to me. I'm giving you a direct order.</i>

1735
02:02:32,459 --> 02:02:36,624
<i>- We're aborting this mission now.
- You said you would definitely say that.</i>

1736
02:02:42,765 --> 02:02:46,302
<i>Are you fucking out of your minds?
You're police officers!</i>

1737
02:02:47,146 --> 02:02:49,223
<i>Is somebody timing this?</i>

1738
02:02:49,400 --> 02:02:52,355
<i>Keep your mouth shut.</i>

1739
02:02:52,446 --> 02:02:54,523
Shit!

1740
02:02:57,161 --> 02:02:59,949
<i>- Some of this information checks out.
- Uh-huh.</i>

1741
02:03:00,040 --> 02:03:03,327
<i>- Let's go to that house on Paper Street.
- Be right there.</i>

1742
02:03:04,046 --> 02:03:05,838
<i>Hey, wait!</i>

1743
02:03:06,508 --> 02:03:09,047
<i>- I got him.
- Sir, we have to do this.</i>

1744
02:03:09,136 --> 02:03:11,629
<i>- Stop fighting!
- Where's the rubber band?</i>

1745
02:03:11,724 --> 02:03:14,216
<i>Get away from me! Drop that fucking knife!</i>

1746
02:03:17,774 --> 02:03:21,191
<i>Back up. Face down on the floor right now!</i>

1747
02:03:22,447 --> 02:03:24,488
<i>Get down on the floor!</i>

1748
02:03:29,249 --> 02:03:32,121
<i>The first person
that comes out of this door...</i>

1749
02:03:32,211 --> 02:03:34,169
<i>.. gets a lead salad! Understand?</i>

1750
02:03:58,541 --> 02:04:01,115
<i>Get away! Stay away!</i>

1751
02:04:14,063 --> 02:04:16,140
<i>I ran.</i>

1752
02:04:16,692 --> 02:04:20,857
<i>I ran until my muscles burned
and my veins pumped battery acid.</i>

1753
02:04:23,493 --> 02:04:25,570
<i>Then I ran some more.</i>

1754
02:05:06,263 --> 02:05:08,590
<i>What the fuck are you doing?</i>

1755
02:05:08,683 --> 02:05:11,639
<i>Running around in your underpants!
You look crazy!</i>

1756
02:05:11,730 --> 02:05:14,851
<i>No. I'm onto you.
I know what's going on here.</i>

1757
02:05:14,942 --> 02:05:19,856
<i>Come on, then. I got us a great place
to watch from. It'll be like pay-per-view.</i>

1758
02:06:07,852 --> 02:06:10,522
<i>- Oh, Christ.
- Now what are you doing?</i>

1759
02:06:10,606 --> 02:06:13,976
<i>- I'm stopping this.
- Why?</i>

1760
02:06:14,069 --> 02:06:17,440
<i>- The greatest thing you've ever done.
- I can't let this happen.</i>

1761
02:06:17,533 --> 02:06:20,784
<i>There are 10 other bombs
in 10 other buildings.</i>

1762
02:06:20,871 --> 02:06:23,197
<i>Since when is Project Mayhem
about murder?</i>

1763
02:06:23,291 --> 02:06:25,284
<i>The buildings are empty.</i>

1764
02:06:25,377 --> 02:06:28,214
<i>We're not killing anyone.
We're setting 'em free!</i>

1765
02:06:28,298 --> 02:06:31,086
<i>Bob is dead. They shot him in the head.</i>

1766
02:06:31,177 --> 02:06:34,548
<i>You wanna make an omelette,
you gotta break some eggs.</i>

1767
02:06:34,640 --> 02:06:38,225
<i>No. I'm not listening to you.
You're not even there.</i>

1768
02:06:44,279 --> 02:06:48,659
<i>I wouldn't do that.
Not unless you knew which wires were what.</i>

1769
02:06:48,744 --> 02:06:50,453
<i>If you know, I know.</i>

1770
02:06:56,088 --> 02:07:00,419
<i>Or maybe I knew you'd know, so I spent
all day thinking about the wrong ones.</i>

1771
02:07:08,982 --> 02:07:10,061
<i>You think?</i>

1772
02:07:12,069 --> 02:07:14,146
<i>Oh, heavens, no. Not the green one.</i>

1773
02:07:15,032 --> 02:07:18,034
<i>Pull any one but the green one.</i>

1774
02:07:22,751 --> 02:07:25,374
<i>I asked you not to do that!</i>

1775
02:07:27,216 --> 02:07:28,794
<i>Fuck!</i>

1776
02:07:29,720 --> 02:07:31,844
<i>Tyler, get away from the van.</i>

1777
02:07:34,059 --> 02:07:37,430
<i>Tyler, I'm not kidding!
Get away from the van!</i>

1778
02:07:37,523 --> 02:07:38,899
<i>Goddamn it!</i>

1779
02:07:40,110 --> 02:07:42,602
<i>Whoa! Whoa!</i>

1780
02:07:45,242 --> 02:07:46,618
OK.

1781
02:07:46,702 --> 02:07:50,073
<i>You are now firing a gun
at your imaginary friend...</i>

1782
02:07:50,166 --> 02:07:52,740
<i>.. near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!</i>

1783
02:07:54,964 --> 02:07:56,709
<i>CooI it, Tyler!</i>

1784
02:08:09,944 --> 02:08:12,021
<i>Aw, come on!</i>

1785
02:08:12,114 --> 02:08:14,154
<i>Don't go!</i>

1786
02:08:51,754 --> 02:08:52,953
<i>What?!</i>

1787
02:09:38,196 --> 02:09:39,988
<i>Three minutes.</i>

1788
02:09:40,074 --> 02:09:42,364
This is it.

1789
02:09:42,452 --> 02:09:44,493
<i>The beginning.</i>

1790
02:09:44,580 --> 02:09:46,538
<i>Ground zero.</i>

1791
02:09:46,625 --> 02:09:48,915
<i>I think this is about where we came in.</i>

1792
02:09:49,003 --> 02:09:51,460
<i>Do you have a speech for the occasion?</i>

1793
02:09:51,549 --> 02:09:54,586
<i>I'm sorry?</i>

1794
02:09:54,678 --> 02:09:56,755
<i>I still can't think of anything.</i>

1795
02:09:58,809 --> 02:10:00,886
<i>Ah. Flashback humour.</i>

1796
02:10:05,986 --> 02:10:08,027
<i>It's getting exciting now.</i>

1797
02:10:09,575 --> 02:10:11,367
<i>Two and a half.</i>

1798
02:10:11,452 --> 02:10:14,027
<i>Think of everything we've accomplished.</i>

1799
02:10:14,123 --> 02:10:18,917
<i>Out these windows, we will view
the collapse of financiaI history.</i>

1800
02:10:19,005 --> 02:10:22,707
<i>One step closer to economic equilibrium.</i>

1801
02:10:36,322 --> 02:10:38,695
<i>Why is she here?</i>

1802
02:10:38,783 --> 02:10:40,693
<i>Tying up loose ends.</i>

1803
02:10:40,786 --> 02:10:43,872
<i>Put me down, you baldheaded fuck!</i>

1804
02:10:43,958 --> 02:10:47,079
<i>- I beg you, please don't do this.
- I'm not doing this.</i>

1805
02:10:47,170 --> 02:10:50,623
<i>- We are doing this. This is what we want.
- No.</i>

1806
02:10:50,717 --> 02:10:55,428
<i>- I don't want this.
- Right. Except you is meaningless now.</i>

1807
02:10:55,516 --> 02:10:59,515
<i>- We have to forget about you.
- You're a voice in my head.</i>

1808
02:10:59,605 --> 02:11:01,682
<i>You're a voice in mine!</i>

1809
02:11:01,775 --> 02:11:04,611
<i>- Why can't I get rid of you?
- You need me.</i>

1810
02:11:04,696 --> 02:11:06,773
<i>No. I don't. I really don't any more.</i>

1811
02:11:06,865 --> 02:11:11,161
<i>You created me. I didn't create some
loser alter ego to make me feeI better.</i>

1812
02:11:11,247 --> 02:11:15,198
<i>- Take some responsibility.
- I do. I am responsible for all of it...</i>

1813
02:11:15,336 --> 02:11:17,045
<i>.. and I accept that.</i>

1814
02:11:17,130 --> 02:11:21,177
<i>So, please, I'm begging you,
please call this off.</i>

1815
02:11:23,181 --> 02:11:25,388
<i>Have I ever let us down?</i>

1816
02:11:26,811 --> 02:11:29,137
<i>How far have you come because of me?!</i>

1817
02:11:35,031 --> 02:11:37,108
<i>I will bring us through this.</i>

1818
02:11:37,201 --> 02:11:40,986
<i>As always, I will carry you
kicking and screaming...</i>

1819
02:11:41,081 --> 02:11:43,490
<i>.. and in the end you will thank me.</i>

1820
02:11:44,002 --> 02:11:46,494
<i>Tyler. Tyler.</i>

1821
02:11:46,589 --> 02:11:50,126
<i>I'm gratefuI to you.
For everything that you've done for me.</i>

1822
02:11:50,220 --> 02:11:52,890
<i>But this is too much. I don't want this.</i>

1823
02:11:52,973 --> 02:11:58,267
<i>What do you want? Your shitjob back?
Fucking condo world, watching sitcoms?</i>

1824
02:11:58,356 --> 02:12:00,433
<i>Fuck you! I won't do it.</i>

1825
02:12:01,277 --> 02:12:05,111
<i>- This can't be happening.
- It's already done, so shut up!</i>

1826
02:12:05,199 --> 02:12:06,825
<i>60 seconds till CRI.</i>

1827
02:12:07,369 --> 02:12:09,446
<i>No.</i>

1828
02:12:11,333 --> 02:12:14,122
<i>I can figure this out. This isn't even reaI.</i>

1829
02:12:14,212 --> 02:12:17,879
<i>You're not reaI, that gun...
That gun isn't even in your hand.</i>

1830
02:12:19,386 --> 02:12:21,463
<i>The gun's in my hand.</i>

1831
02:12:26,480 --> 02:12:28,937
<i>Good for you. It doesn't change a thing.</i>

1832
02:12:37,830 --> 02:12:40,500
<i>Why do you wanna put a gun to your head?</i>

1833
02:12:40,584 --> 02:12:42,661
<i>Not my head, Tyler.</i>

1834
02:12:43,254 --> 02:12:45,295
<i>Our head.</i>

1835
02:12:46,801 --> 02:12:48,878
<i>Interesting.</i>

1836
02:12:51,892 --> 02:12:54,562
<i>Where are you going with this, Ikea boy?</i>

1837
02:13:01,030 --> 02:13:04,032
<i>Hey. It's you and me.</i>

1838
02:13:06,746 --> 02:13:08,823
<i>Friends?</i>

1839
02:13:09,667 --> 02:13:11,744
<i>Tyler,...</i>

1840
02:13:15,175 --> 02:13:17,548
<i>.. I want you to really listen to me.</i>

1841
02:13:17,637 --> 02:13:20,094
OK.

1842
02:13:20,182 --> 02:13:22,259
<i>My eyes are open.</i>

1843
02:13:41,004 --> 02:13:43,044
<i>What's that smell?</i>

1844
02:14:02,660 --> 02:14:05,662
<i>- Where is everybody?
- Oh, no. What's going on?</i>

1845
02:14:06,332 --> 02:14:07,910
<i>Mr Durden!</i>

1846
02:14:09,003 --> 02:14:10,830
<i>Oh, my God!</i>

1847
02:14:16,221 --> 02:14:19,426
<i>Are you... Are you all right, sir?</i>

1848
02:14:19,518 --> 02:14:23,469
<i>- Oh, yeah, I'm OK.
- You look terrible, sir. What happened?</i>

1849
02:14:23,565 --> 02:14:27,565
<i>- Nothing, it's no problem.
- No, no, no, sir. He's not kidding.</i>

1850
02:14:27,654 --> 02:14:30,407
<i>- You look awfuI. You need assistance.
- I'm fine.</i>

1851
02:14:30,534 --> 02:14:34,118
<i>Look, I'm fine... Everything's fine.</i>

1852
02:14:36,417 --> 02:14:38,660
<i>Ow! Stop it!</i>

1853
02:14:38,754 --> 02:14:41,875
<i>- Let her go.
- Christ Almighty!</i>

1854
02:14:41,967 --> 02:14:43,759
<i>You!</i>

1855
02:14:43,844 --> 02:14:45,921
Hi, Marla.

1856
02:14:46,431 --> 02:14:51,261
<i>- Leave her with me. Meet me downstairs.
- Are you sure?</i>

1857
02:14:51,355 --> 02:14:53,432
<i>Yes, I'm sure.</i>

1858
02:14:54,526 --> 02:14:58,656
<i>You fucker! What kind of sick
fucking game are you playing at?!</i>

1859
02:14:58,741 --> 02:15:01,447
<i>Putting me on a... Oh, my God, your face!</i>

1860
02:15:01,536 --> 02:15:03,031
<i>Yeah, I know.</i>

1861
02:15:07,795 --> 02:15:09,705
<i>What happened?</i>

1862
02:15:09,798 --> 02:15:11,922
<i>- Don't ask.
- You're shot.</i>

1863
02:15:12,010 --> 02:15:14,087
<i>- Yes, I'm shot.
- Oh, my God.</i>

1864
02:15:15,014 --> 02:15:18,052
<i>- I can't believe he's standing.
- One tough motherfucker.</i>

1865
02:15:21,857 --> 02:15:23,732
<i>Who did this?</i>

1866
02:15:23,819 --> 02:15:26,311
<i>I did, actually.</i>

1867
02:15:26,406 --> 02:15:28,483
<i>Find some gauze.</i>

1868
02:15:29,827 --> 02:15:31,868
<i>You shot yourself?</i>

1869
02:15:31,955 --> 02:15:34,626
<i>Yes, but it's OK. Marla, look at me.</i>

1870
02:15:34,709 --> 02:15:36,952
<i>I'm really OK.</i>

1871
02:15:37,046 --> 02:15:40,997
<i>Trust me. Everything's gonna be fine.</i>

1872
02:15:53,820 --> 02:15:57,736
<i>You met me at a very strange time in my life.</i>

1873
02:15:58,305 --> 02:16:58,339
Who are the real-world Illuminati ?
Find out @ saveanilluminati.com