1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Who are the real-world Illuminati ? Find out @ saveanilluminati.com 2 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:02,312 People always ask me if I know Tyler durden. 3 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:04,195 Three minutes. 4 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:06,510 This is it. Ground zero. 5 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:10,115 Do you have a speech for the occasion? 6 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:13,590 With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels. 7 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:15,671 I can't think of anything. 8 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:19,469 For a second, I forget about Tyler's controlled demolition thing... 9 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:21,630 And I wonder how clean that gun is. 10 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:23,711 It's getting exciting now. 11 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:26,837 That old thing, how you always hurt the one you love. 12 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:28,911 Well, it works both ways. 13 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:33,118 We have front-row seats for this theatre of mass destruction. 14 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:35,839 The demolitions committee of project mayhem... 15 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:39,230 Wrapped the foundations of 12 buildings with explosives. 16 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:43,191 In two minutes, primary charges will blow base charges... 17 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:46,511 And a few blocks will be reduced to smoldering rubble. 18 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:49,512 I know this because Tyler knows this. 19 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:52,831 Two and a half. Think of everything we've accomplished. 20 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:58,074 Suddenly I realize that all of this, the gun, the bombs, the revolution... 21 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:01,709 Has got something to do with a girl named Marla singer. 22 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:06,040 Bob. Bob had bitch tits. 23 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:10,113 This was a support group for men with testicular cancer. 24 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:13,351 The big moosie slobbering all over me, that was Bob. 25 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:15,510 We're still men. 26 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:17,716 Yes, we're men. 27 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:19,870 Men is what we are. 28 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:23,270 Bob had had his testicles removed. Then hormone therapy. 29 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:26,989 He developed bitch tits because his testosterone was too high... 30 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:29,116 And his body upped the oestrogen. 31 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:32,749 - That was where I fit... - They'll have to drain my pecs again. 32 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:35,195 Between those huge sweating tits... 33 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:39,353 That hung enormous, the way you'd think of God's as big. 34 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:41,556 Ok, you cry now. 35 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:44,074 No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier. 36 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:47,914 For six months, I couldn't sleep. 37 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,434 I couldn't sleep... 38 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:52,590 With insomnia, nothing's real. 39 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:54,671 Everything's far away. 40 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:57,869 Everything's a copy of a copy... 41 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:59,916 Of a copy. 42 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:07,438 When deep space exploration ramps up, it'll be the corporations that name everything. 43 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:09,511 The IBM stellar sphere. 44 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:11,836 The microsoft galaxy. 45 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:13,876 The planet Starbucks. 46 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:17,352 I need you out of town this week to cover some red flags. 47 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:20,876 It must have been Tuesday. He had on his cornflower blue tie. 48 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:25,397 You want me to deprioritize my reports until you advise of a status upgrade? 49 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:29,871 Prioritize these. Here's your flight coupons. Call me if there's any snags. 50 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:33,635 He was full of pep. Must have had his Grande latte enema. 51 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:39,669 Like so many others, I had become a slave to the Ikea nesting instinct. 52 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:42,035 Uh... yes. I'd like to order... 53 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:44,270 The Erika pekkari dust ruffles. 54 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:46,396 - Please hold. - Anything clever... 55 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:50,678 Like a coffee table in the shape of a yin-Yang, I had to have it. 56 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:53,955 The klipsk personal office unit. 57 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:56,235 The hovetrekke home exerbike. 58 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:59,990 Or the ohamshab sofa with the strinne green stripe pattern. 59 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:05,313 Even the ryslampa wire lamps of environmentally-friendly unbleached paper. 60 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:08,119 I'd flip through catalogues and wonder... 61 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:11,112 "What kind of dining set defines me as a person?" 62 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:15,796 I had it all. Even the glass dishes with tiny bubbles and imperfections... 63 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:20,749 Proof that they were crafted by the honest, hard-working, indigenous peoples of... 64 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:23,673 Please hold... wherever. 65 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:26,196 We used to read pornography. 66 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:28,999 Now it was the horchow collection. 67 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:32,311 - No. You can't die of insomnia. - What about narcolepsy? 68 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,675 I nod off, I wake up in strange places. 69 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:36,751 I have no idea how I got there. 70 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:40,469 - You need to lighten up. - Can you please just give me something? 71 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:44,030 Red and blue tuinals, lipstick-red seconals... 72 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:47,716 No. You need healthy, natural sleep. 73 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:51,750 Chew some valerian root and get more exercise. 74 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:55,711 Hey, come on. 75 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:57,791 - I'm in pain. - You wanna see pain? 76 00:05:57,880 --> 00:06:00,314 Swing by first methodist, Tuesday nights. 77 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:03,358 See the guys with testicular cancer. 78 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:05,431 That's pain. 79 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:23,956 I always wanted three kids... Two boys and a girl. 80 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:26,315 Mindy wanted two girls and a boy. 81 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:30,229 We never could agree on anything. 82 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:32,278 Well, I... she... 83 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:34,749 She had her first child last week. 84 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:36,990 A girl. 85 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:40,197 With... with her... With her new husband. 86 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,991 Fuck! 87 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:46,231 Thank God, you know... 88 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:48,311 I'm glad for her. 89 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:51,913 She deserves... 90 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:59,275 Everyone, let's thank Thomas for sharing himself with us. 91 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:01,351 Thank you, Thomas. 92 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:04,750 I look around this room, and I see a lot of courage. 93 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:06,831 And that gives me strength. 94 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:09,150 We give each other strength. 95 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:11,435 It's time for the one-on-ones. 96 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:16,232 So let's all of us follow Thomas's example and really open ourselves up. 97 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:18,311 Could you find a partner? 98 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:23,437 And this is how I met the big moosie. 99 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:28,112 His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears. 100 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:33,153 Knees together. Those awkward little steps. 101 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:40,196 - My name is Bob. - Bob? 102 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:43,035 Bob had been a champion bodybuilder. 103 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:46,635 You know that chest expansion programme on late-night tv? 104 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:48,711 That was his idea. 105 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:50,791 I was a juicer. 106 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:52,916 You know, using steroids? 107 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,389 Diabonal and... 108 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:57,710 Wisterol. 109 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:01,554 Oh, they use that on racehorses, for Christ sakes. 110 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:04,031 And now I'm bankrupt. 111 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:06,871 I'm divorced. 112 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:09,591 My two grown kids... 113 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:13,000 Won't even return my phone calls. 114 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:17,949 Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big, rubbery one. 115 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:21,671 Go ahead... Cornelius. 116 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:23,751 You can cry. 117 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:42,150 And then... something happened. I let go. 118 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:44,231 That's really good. 119 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:46,311 Lost in oblivion. 120 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:48,595 Dark and silent and complete. 121 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:55,029 I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom. 122 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:59,391 It's ok. 123 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:03,676 Babies don't sleep this well. 124 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:09,628 I became addicted. 125 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:24,751 If I didn't say anything... 126 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:27,400 People always assumed the worst. 127 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:34,032 They cried harder... Then I cried harder. 128 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:47,073 Now we're going to open the green door, the heart chakra... 129 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:49,151 I wasn't really dying. 130 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:51,919 I wasn't host to cancer or parasites. 131 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:56,839 I was the warm little centre that the life of this world crowded around. 132 00:09:57,480 --> 00:10:00,313 Imagine your pain as a white ball of healing light. 133 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:04,359 It moves over your body, healing you. 134 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:07,796 Now keep this going. Remember to breathe... 135 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:11,429 And step forward through the back door of the room. 136 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:14,276 Where does it lead? 137 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:16,396 To your cave. 138 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:18,277 Step forward... 139 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:20,476 Into your cave. 140 00:10:20,560 --> 00:10:22,551 That's right. 141 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:25,950 You're going deeper into your cave. 142 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:28,631 And you're going to find... 143 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:30,711 Your power animal. 144 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:34,034 Slide. 145 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:46,671 Every evening I died. 146 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:50,360 And every evening I was born again. 147 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:52,911 Resurrected. 148 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:58,913 Bob loved me because he thought my testicles were removed too. 149 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,673 Being there, pressed against his tits... 150 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:03,751 Ready to cry. 151 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:06,400 This was my vacation. 152 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,158 And she... 153 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:12,800 Ruined everything. 154 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,871 This is cancer, right? 155 00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:19,796 This chick, Marla singer... 156 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:22,440 Did not have testicular cancer. 157 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:24,511 She was a liar. 158 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,591 She had no diseases at all. 159 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:30,309 I had seen her at free and clear, my blood parasites group, Thursdays. 160 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:33,710 Then at hope, my bimonthly sickle-cell circle. 161 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:38,955 And again, at seize the day, my tuberculosis, Friday night. 162 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:41,951 Marla... 163 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:44,429 The big tourist. 164 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:46,511 Her lie reflected my lie. 165 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,031 And suddenly, I felt nothing. 166 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:52,590 I couldn't cry. So once again... 167 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:54,671 I couldn't sleep. 168 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:07,589 Next group, after guided meditation... 169 00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:10,956 After we open our heart chakras, when it's time to hug... 170 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:14,077 I'm gonna grab that bitch, Marla singer, and scream. 171 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:17,994 Marla, you liar! You big tourist, I need this! Now, get out! 172 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,275 I hadn't slept in four days. 173 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:24,157 We'll just let that dry... 174 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:27,550 When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep. 175 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:29,995 And you're never really awake. 176 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:33,509 To begin tonight's communion... 177 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:36,239 Chloe would like to say a few words. 178 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:39,158 Oh, yeah. Chloe. 179 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:44,755 Chloe looked the way meryl streep's skeleton would look if you made it walk around... 180 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:46,831 Being extra nice to everybody. 181 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:49,271 Well, I'm still here. 182 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,676 But I don't know for how long. 183 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:55,472 That's as much certainty as anyone can give me. 184 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:57,437 But I've got some good news. 185 00:12:57,520 --> 00:13:01,115 I no longer have any fear of death. 186 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:08,475 But... I am in a pretty lonely place. 187 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:11,471 No-one will have sex with me. 188 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:16,798 I'm so close to the end, and all I want is to get laid for the last time. 189 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:20,710 I have pornographic movies in my apartment... 190 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:24,349 And lubricants and amyl nitrite. Thank you, Chloe. 191 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:27,076 Everyone, let's thank Chloe. 192 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:29,196 Thank you, Chloe. 193 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:35,595 Now, let's ready ourselves for guided meditation. 194 00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:39,911 You're standing at the entrance of your cave. 195 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:43,710 You step inside your cave and you walk... 196 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:46,792 If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla. 197 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:49,711 Marla. 198 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:54,078 The scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if you could stop tonguing it. 199 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:56,151 But you can't. 200 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:59,793 Deeper into your cave as you walk. 201 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:03,270 You feel a healing energy all around you. 202 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,791 Now find your power animal. 203 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:12,516 Slide. 204 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:19,156 Ok. Let's partner up. 205 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:21,470 Pick someone special to you tonight. 206 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:29,431 Hey. 207 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,791 - We need to talk. - Sure. 208 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,391 - I'm onto you. - What? 209 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:41,472 Yeah. You're a faker. You're not dying. 210 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:43,278 Sorry? 211 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:48,150 In the Tibetan-philosophy, Sylvia-plath sense of the word, I know we're all dying. 212 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:52,279 - But you're not dying the way Chloe is. - So? 213 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:54,831 So you're a tourist. 214 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:58,959 I've seen you. I saw you at melanoma, I saw you at tuberculosis. 215 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:01,429 I saw you at testicular cancer! 216 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:03,112 I saw you practicing this. 217 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,509 - Practicing what? - Telling me off. 218 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:09,275 Is it going as well as you hoped... Rupert? 219 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,078 I'll expose you. 220 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,151 Go ahead. I'll expose you. 221 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:16,633 Come together. Let yourselves cry. 222 00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:25,351 Oh, God. Why are you doing this? 223 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:28,113 It's cheaper than a movie and there's free coffee. 224 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,839 Look, this is important. These are my groups. 225 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:32,956 I've been coming for over a year. 226 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:36,112 - Why do you do it? - I don't know. 227 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:39,875 When people think you're dying, they listen to you instead of... 228 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:42,838 Instead of waiting for their turn to speak. 229 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:46,071 Yeah. Yeah. 230 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,953 Share yourself... completely. 231 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,711 Look, you don't want to get into this. 232 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,791 - It becomes an addiction. - Really? 233 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:58,953 I'm not kidding. I can't cry if another faker is present, and I need this. 234 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:01,031 You gotta find somewhere else to go. 235 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:04,556 Candystripe a cancer ward. It's not my problem. 236 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,551 No, wait a second. Hold on. 237 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,631 We'll split up the week, ok? 238 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,836 You take lymphoma and tuberculosis. 239 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:16,912 You take tuberculosis. My smoking doesn't go over at all. 240 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,151 Ok. Good. Fine. Testicular cancer should be no contest. 241 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:23,994 Technically, I have more right to be there. You still have your balls. 242 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:26,355 - You're kidding. - I dunno. Am I? 243 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,399 No. No. 244 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,994 - What do you want? - I'll take the parasites. 245 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:33,753 You can't have both. Take the blood parasites. 246 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:37,992 - I want brain parasites. - I'll take the blood but I want brain dementia. 247 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,719 - I want that. - You can't have the whole brain. 248 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,189 So far, you have four. I only have two. 249 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:47,034 Ok. Take both the parasites. They're yours. 250 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:49,315 Now we both have three... 251 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:54,480 Hey! You left half your clothes. 252 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,390 - What, are you selling those? - Yes! 253 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,471 I'm selling some clothes! 254 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:16,551 So! We each have three. That's six. 255 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:19,359 What about the seventh day? I want bowel cancer. 256 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,431 The girl had done her homework. 257 00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:23,511 No. No. I want bowel cancer. 258 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:26,151 That's your favorite too? 259 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:29,596 - Tried to slip it by me, eh? - Look, we'll split it. 260 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:31,671 Take the first and third Sunday. 261 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:35,837 Deal. 262 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,550 Looks like this is goodbye. 263 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,676 Let's not make a big thing out of it. 264 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:45,115 How's this for not making a big thing? 265 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,192 Hey, Marla! 266 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,550 Marla! 267 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:55,108 Maybe we should exchange numbers. 268 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,031 Should we? 269 00:17:57,120 --> 00:18:01,033 - We might wanna switch nights. - Ok. 270 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,434 This is how I met Marla singer. 271 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:14,153 Marla's philosophy of life was that she might die at any moment. 272 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:16,435 The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't. 273 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:20,399 It doesn't have your name! Who are you? Cornelius? Rupert? 274 00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:24,268 Travis? Any of the stupid names you give each night? 275 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,111 You wake up at seatac. 276 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:32,033 Sfo. Lax. 277 00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:34,395 You wake up at O'Hare. 278 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,516 Dallas fort worth. 279 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,477 Bwi. 280 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:42,189 Pacific. Mountain. Central. Lose an hour. Gain an hour. 281 00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:45,989 The check-in for that flight isn't for another two hours, sir. 282 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:49,231 This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. 283 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:52,198 You wake up at air harbor international. 284 00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:57,235 If you wake up at a different time, in a different place... 285 00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,880 Could you wake up as a different person? 286 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:01,951 Everywhere I travel... 287 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,190 Tiny life. 288 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:06,714 Single-serving sugar and cream. 289 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,518 Single pat of butter. 290 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:11,319 The microwave cordon bleu hobby Kit. 291 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,277 Shampoo-conditioner combos. 292 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:17,069 Sample-package mouthwash. Tiny bars of soap. 293 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:20,869 The people I meet on each flight... 294 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,996 They're single-serving friends. 295 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:26,629 Between takeoff and landing, we have our time together. 296 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,870 That's all we get. 297 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,791 Welcome! 298 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:36,793 On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. 299 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:40,475 I was a recall coordinator. My job was to apply the formula. 300 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:42,835 The infant went through the windshield. 301 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:46,833 A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. 302 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,911 The rear differential locks up. 303 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:52,388 The teenager's braces are stuck to the ashtray. 304 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,755 Might make a good anti-smoking ad. 305 00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:58,196 The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. 306 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,475 Now, should we initiate a recall? 307 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,551 The father must have been huge. 308 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:05,712 See where the fat burned to the seat? The polyester shirt? 309 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,711 Very modern art. 310 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:10,189 Take the number of vehicles in the field, a. 311 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,874 Multiply it by the probable rate of failure, b. 312 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:16,589 Multiply the result by the average out-of-court settlement, c. 313 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:18,671 A x b x c... 314 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,711 Equals x. 315 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,268 If x is less than the cost of a recall... 316 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:25,316 We don't do one. 317 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:28,472 Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents? 318 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,391 You wouldn't believe. 319 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:34,234 Which car company do you work for? 320 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,311 A major one. 321 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:42,474 Every time the plane banked too sharply on takeoff or landing... 322 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:45,711 I prayed for a crash or a midair collision. 323 00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:47,839 Anything. 324 00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:59,909 Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip. 325 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:05,911 "If you are seated in an emergency exit row..." 326 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,356 And would be unable or unwilling to perform the duties... 327 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:13,718 "...listed on the safety card, please ask a flight attendant to reseat you." 328 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,396 It's a lot of responsibility. 329 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:19,596 Wanna switch seats? 330 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:22,990 No. I'm not sure I'm the man for that particular job. 331 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:27,278 An exit-door procedure at 30,0ooft. Mm-hm. 332 00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:29,351 The illusion of safety. 333 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,591 Yeah. I guess so. 334 00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:34,478 You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? 335 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:38,917 - So you can breathe. - Oxygen gets you high. 336 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,390 In a catastrophic emergency, you take giant panic breaths. 337 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,869 Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. 338 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,155 You accept your fate. 339 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:50,716 It's all right here. 340 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,837 Emergency water landing, 600mph. 341 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,639 Blank faces. Calm as hindu cows. 342 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,711 That's um... 343 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:02,075 That's an interesting theory. 344 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,036 - What do you do? - What do you mean? 345 00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:08,111 What do you do for a living? 346 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:11,237 Why? So you can pretend you're interested? 347 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,199 Ok. 348 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:18,033 You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh. 349 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:23,151 We have the exact same briefcase. 350 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:25,871 Soap. 351 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:29,509 - Sorry? - I make and I sell soap. 352 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,875 The yardstick of civilization. 353 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,277 And this is how I met... 354 00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:36,112 Tyler durden. 355 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:41,228 Did you know if you mix gasoline and frozen orange juice, you can make napalm? 356 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:44,153 - No, I did not. Is that true? - That's right. 357 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:47,915 One can make all kinds of explosives with simple household items. 358 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,355 - Really? - If one was so inclined. 359 00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:59,989 Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I have ever met. 360 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:05,759 - Everything on a plane is single-serving... - Oh, I get it. Very clever. 361 00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:07,319 Thank you. 362 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:09,436 How's it working out for you? 363 00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:12,159 - What? - Being clever? 364 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:14,515 Great. 365 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:17,478 Keep it up, then. Right up. 366 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,670 A question of etiquette. 367 00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:23,638 As I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? 368 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,630 How I came to live with Tyler is... 369 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:36,793 Airlines have this policy about vibrating luggage. 370 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:48,637 - Was it ticking? - Throwers know modern bombs don't tick. 371 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,757 - Sorry, throwers? - Baggage handlers. 372 00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:53,990 But when a suitcase vibrates... 373 00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:56,674 The throwers have got to call the police. 374 00:23:56,760 --> 00:24:00,116 - My suitcase was vibrating? - Nine times out of ten... 375 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,191 It's an electric razor. 376 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:04,316 But... every once in a while... 377 00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:09,111 It's a dildo. 378 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:13,753 It's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. 379 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:17,549 We have to use the indefinite article, a dildo, never... 380 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,631 Your dildo. 381 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,711 I don't own... 382 00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:27,272 I had everything in that suitcase. My ck shirts. 383 00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:30,397 My dkny shoes. My ax ties. 384 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,230 Never mind. 385 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,634 Hey! That's my car! 386 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,597 Home was a condo on the 15th floor... 387 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:49,592 Of a filing cabinet for widows and professionals. 388 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:52,194 The walls were solid concrete. 389 00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:54,271 A foot of concrete is important... 390 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:58,433 When your next-door neighbor has to watch game shows at full volume. 391 00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:02,229 Or when a blast of debris that used to be your personal effects... 392 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:06,199 Blows out of your windows and sails flaming into the night. 393 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,595 I suppose these things happen. 394 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:28,911 There's... nothing up there. 395 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:32,231 You can't go into the unit. Police orders. 396 00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:42,994 Do you have somebody you can call? 397 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,116 How embarrassing. 398 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,953 A houseful of condiments and no food. 399 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,629 The police later told me the pilot light might have gone out... 400 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:04,433 Letting out just a little bit of gas. 401 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:06,670 That gas could have filled the condo. 402 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:10,150 1700 square feet with high ceilings for days and days. 403 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,629 Then the refrigerator's compressor could have clicked on. 404 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,671 Yeah? 405 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,631 I can hear you breathing... 406 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:41,714 If you ask me now, I couldn't tell you why I called him. 407 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,316 - Hello? - Who's this? 408 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,471 - Tyler? - Who is this? 409 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:30,879 Um... 410 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,076 We met... we met on the airplane. 411 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,310 We had the same suitcase? 412 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,391 Uh... the clever guy? 413 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,710 Oh, yeah. Right. 414 00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:44,200 I called a second ago. There was no answer. 415 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:48,273 - I'm at a payphone. - Yeah, I *69'd you. I never pick up my phone. 416 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,951 - So what's up? - Uh... 417 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,556 Well. 418 00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,631 You're not gonna believe this. 419 00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:01,796 You know, it could be worse. 420 00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:05,475 A woman could cut off your penis while you sleep and toss it out of a car. 421 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:09,437 There's always that. I don't know. 422 00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:12,512 When you buy furniture, you tell yourself, that's it. 423 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,591 That's the last sofa I'll need. 424 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:17,353 Whatever happens, that sofa problem is handled. 425 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:20,750 I had it all. I had a stereo that was very decent. 426 00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:24,230 A wardrobe that was getting very respectable. 427 00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:26,390 I was close to being complete. 428 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,914 - Shit, man. Now it's all gone. - All gone. 429 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,639 All gone. 430 00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:34,796 Do you know what a duvet is? 431 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,633 - A comforter. - It's a blanket. 432 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:41,554 Just a blanket. Why do guys like you and I know what a duvet is? 433 00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:45,633 Is this essential to our survival in the hunter-gatherer sense? 434 00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,278 No. 435 00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:49,271 What are we, then? 436 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,828 I dunno. Consumers. 437 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,911 Right. We're consumers. 438 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:57,151 We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. 439 00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:00,994 Murder, crime, poverty. These things don't concern me. 440 00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:04,356 What concerns me are celebrity magazines... 441 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,431 Television with 500 channels... 442 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:09,080 Some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine. 443 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:11,151 Viagra. Olestra. 444 00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:13,959 - Martha Stewart. - Fuck Martha Stewart. 445 00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:17,396 She's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down. 446 00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:21,075 So fuck off with your sofa units and strinne green stripe patterns. 447 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:24,311 I say never be complete. 448 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,356 I say stop being perfect. 449 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,396 I say let's evolve. 450 00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,675 Let the chips fall where they may. 451 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:34,751 But that's me, and I could be wrong. 452 00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:36,831 Maybe it's a terrible tragedy. 453 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,309 It's just stuff. Not a tragedy... 454 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:42,995 You did lose a lot of versatile solutions for modern living. 455 00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:45,548 Fuck, you're right. I don't smoke. 456 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:52,395 My insurance is probably gonna cover it, so... 457 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,796 What? 458 00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,872 The things you own end up owning you. 459 00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:05,071 Do what you like, man. 460 00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:08,115 Oh, it's late. 461 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:10,794 - Hey, thanks for the beer. - Yeah, man. 462 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:12,871 I should find a hotel. 463 00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,591 - Oh! - What? 464 00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,238 What? 465 00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,311 - A hotel? - Yeah. 466 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,358 - Just ask, man. - What are you talking about? 467 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:26,035 Oh, God. Three pitchers of beer and you still can't ask. 468 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,558 What? 469 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:31,200 You called me because you needed a place to stay. 470 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:34,556 - Oh, hey. No, no, no. - Yes, you did. So just ask. 471 00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:37,108 Cut the foreplay and just ask, man. 472 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:40,990 Would... would that be a problem? 473 00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,071 Is it a problem for you to ask? 474 00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:46,190 - Can I stay at your place? - Yeah. 475 00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:49,511 Thanks. 476 00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:56,358 - I want you to do me a favor. - Yeah, sure. 477 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,749 I want you to hit me as hard as you can. 478 00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:00,717 What? 479 00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:04,475 I want you to hit me as hard as you can. 480 00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:07,358 Let me tell you a little bit about Tyler durden. 481 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:09,795 Tyler was a night person. 482 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:12,030 While the rest of us slept, he worked. 483 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:15,157 He had one part-time job as a projectionist. 484 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:18,118 A movie doesn't come all on one big reel. It comes on a few. 485 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:21,749 Someone has to switch the projectors at the exact moment... 486 00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,957 That one reel ends and the next one begins. 487 00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:28,794 You can see little dots come into the upper right corner of the screen. 488 00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,474 In the industry, we call them cigarette burns. 489 00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,551 That's the cue for a changeover. 490 00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:38,191 He flips the projectors, movie keeps going and the audience has no idea. 491 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,430 Why would anyone want this shitjob? 492 00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:43,557 Because it affords him interesting opportunities. 493 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:47,030 Like splicing a frame of pornography into family films. 494 00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:51,910 So when the snooty cat and the courageous dog with the celebrity voices first meet... 495 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:56,039 That's when you'll catch a flash of Tyler's contribution to the film. 496 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:05,154 Nobody knows that they saw it but they did. 497 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:07,674 Nice, big cock. 498 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,953 Even a hummingbird couldn't catch Tyler at work. 499 00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:24,875 Tyler also works sometimes as a banquet waiter at the luxurious pressman hotel. 500 00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:33,239 He was the guerrilla terrorist of the food service industry. 501 00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:35,515 Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch. 502 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:39,832 Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on meringues... 503 00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:42,354 And as for the cream of mushroom soup... 504 00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:44,396 Go ahead, tell 'em. 505 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,391 You get the idea. 506 00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:49,677 - You just want me to hit you? - Come on. Do me this one favor. 507 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:52,991 - Why? - I don't know. Never been in a fight. You? 508 00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:56,914 - No. But that's a good thing. - You can't know yourself if you haven't! 509 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,230 I don't wanna die without any scars. 510 00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:03,438 - Come on. Hit me, before I lose my nerve. - Oh, God. This is crazy. 511 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:05,715 So go crazy! Let it rip. 512 00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:08,360 - I don't know about this. - I don't either. 513 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,398 Who gives a shit? No-one's watching. What do you care? 514 00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,835 This is crazy. You want me to hit you?! 515 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:15,911 That's right. 516 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,072 - Where? Like, in the face? - Surprise me. 517 00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:23,151 This is so fucking stupid. 518 00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,670 Motherfucker! 519 00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:37,751 He hit me in the ear! 520 00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,912 - Well, Jesus, I'm sorry. - Ow, Christ! 521 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,991 - Why the ear, man? - I fucked it up. 522 00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:44,718 No, that was perfect. 523 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:47,031 Uh! Agh! 524 00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,116 No, it's all right. 525 00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:01,911 It really hurts. 526 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,351 Right. 527 00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:06,796 Hit me again. 528 00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:08,916 No, you hit me. Come on! 529 00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:27,549 We should do this again sometime. 530 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:41,956 - Where's your car? - What car? 531 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,315 I don't know how Tyler found that house... 532 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:56,550 But he said he'd been there for a year. 533 00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:59,393 It looked like it was waiting to be torn down. 534 00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:01,789 Most of the windows were boarded up. 535 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:07,000 There was no lock on the front door from when the police, or whoever, kicked it in. 536 00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:09,071 The stairs were ready to collapse. 537 00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,594 I didn't know if he owned it or was squatting. 538 00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:14,069 Neither would have surprised me. 539 00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:16,911 Yep. That's you. 540 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,468 That's me. That's the toilet. Good? 541 00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:21,551 Yeah, thanks. 542 00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,471 What a shithole. 543 00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:25,437 Nothing worked. 544 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:32,708 Turning on one light meant another light in the house went out. 545 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:36,395 There were no neighbors. Just warehouses and a paper mill. 546 00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:40,314 That fart smell of steam. The hamster-cage smell of wood chips. 547 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,275 What have we here? 548 00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:00,516 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 549 00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:13,998 Every time it rained, we had to kill the power. 550 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:18,077 By the end of the first month, I didn't miss tv. 551 00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:22,277 I didn't even mind the warm, stale refrigerator. 552 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,191 Can I be next? 553 00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,431 All right, man. 554 00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:44,431 Lose the tie. 555 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:52,473 At night, Tyler and I were alone for half a mile in every direction. 556 00:36:57,720 --> 00:37:01,474 Rain trickled down through the plaster and the light fixtures. 557 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:04,279 Everything wooden swelled and shrank. 558 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:07,432 Everywhere were rusted nails to snag your elbow on. 559 00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:09,988 The previous occupant had been a shut-in. 560 00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:12,071 Hey, man. What are you reading? 561 00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:16,358 Listen to this. It's an article written by an organ in the first person. 562 00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:19,079 "I am Jack's medulla oblongata. Without me... 563 00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:22,470 Jack could not regulate his heart rate or breathing." 564 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,551 There's a whole series of these. 565 00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:26,631 "I am Jill's nipples." 566 00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:32,394 - "I am Jack's colon." - "I get cancer. I kill Jack." 567 00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:35,432 Whoop! Agh! 568 00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:39,149 After fighting, everything else in life got the volume turned down. 569 00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:42,710 What? 570 00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:46,190 - You could deal with anything. - Have you finished those reports? 571 00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:53,148 If you could choose, who would you fight? 572 00:37:53,240 --> 00:37:55,231 I'd fight my boss, probably. 573 00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:57,356 Really? 574 00:37:57,440 --> 00:38:00,637 - Yeah, why? Who would you fight? - I'd fight my dad. 575 00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:02,711 I don't know my dad. 576 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,631 I mean, I know him, but... 577 00:38:04,720 --> 00:38:06,995 He left when I was like, six years old. 578 00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:09,958 Married this other woman and had some other kids. 579 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:12,031 He did this every six years. 580 00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:16,079 - He changes city and starts a new family. - Fucker's setting up franchises! 581 00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:18,871 My dad never went to college. 582 00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:22,714 - So it was real important that I go. - That sounds familiar. 583 00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:27,078 So I graduate. Call him up long-distance and say, "dad, now what?" 584 00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,071 - He says, "get a job." - Same here. 585 00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:31,720 Now I'm 25. Make my yearly call again. 586 00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:33,711 "Dad, now what?" 587 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:35,836 He says, "I dunno. Get married." 588 00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:39,230 You can't get married. 589 00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:41,951 I'm a 30-year-old boy. 590 00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:44,429 We're a generation of men raised by women. 591 00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:48,593 I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need. 592 00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:57,432 Most of the week, we were ozzie and Harriet. 593 00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:01,590 But every Saturday night, we were finding something out. 594 00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:06,070 We were finding out more and more that we were not alone. 595 00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:14,311 It used to be that when I came home angry or depressed, I'd just clean my condo. 596 00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:16,391 Polish my scandinavian furniture. 597 00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:21,315 I should have been looking for a new condo or haggling with my insurance company. 598 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:25,029 I should have been upset about my nice flaming little shit. 599 00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:26,951 But I wasn't. 600 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:30,555 The premise of cybernetting an office is make things more efficient. 601 00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:33,359 Monday mornings, I just thought about next week. 602 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:36,352 Can I get the icon in cornflower blue? 603 00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:37,509 Absolutely. 604 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:40,717 Efficiency is priority no.1, people. 605 00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,513 Because waste is a thief. 606 00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:46,592 I showed this to my man here. You liked it, didn't you? 607 00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:53,874 You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick. 608 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,030 It was right in everyone's face. 609 00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,190 Tyler and I just made it visible. 610 00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:01,589 It was on the tip of everyone's tongue. 611 00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:03,671 Tyler and I just gave it a name. 612 00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:16,431 Come on, you've gotta go home! 613 00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,955 Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back. 614 00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:03,589 Every week, Tyler gave the rules that he and I decided. 615 00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,671 Gentlemen! 616 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,391 Welcome to fight club. 617 00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:12,510 The first rule of fight club is... 618 00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,875 You do not talk about fight club. 619 00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:17,428 The second rule of fight club is... 620 00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:21,150 You do not talk about fight club! 621 00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:23,435 Third rule of fight club. 622 00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:26,193 Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out... 623 00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,919 The fight is over. Fourth rule. 624 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,230 Only two guys to a fight. 625 00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:33,117 Fifth rule. 626 00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,760 One fight at a time, fellas. 627 00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:38,229 Sixth rule. No shirts. No shoes. 628 00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:42,074 Seventh rule. Fights will go on as long as they have to. 629 00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:46,308 And the eighth and final rule. 630 00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:50,472 If this is your first night at fight club... 631 00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:52,551 You have to fight. 632 00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,431 This kid from work, Ricky... 633 00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:02,832 Couldn't remember whether you ordered pens with blue ink or black. 634 00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:05,229 But Ricky was a God for ten minutes... 635 00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:08,517 When he trounced the maitre d' of a local food court. 636 00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:15,440 Sometimes, all you could hear were the flat, hard, packing sounds over the yelling. 637 00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:21,952 Or the wet choke when someone gasped and sprayed... 638 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:23,996 Stop! 639 00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:26,833 You weren't alive anywhere like you were there. 640 00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:31,516 But fight club only exists in the hours between when fight club starts and ends. 641 00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:34,952 Even if I could tell someone they had a good fight... 642 00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:37,235 I wouldn't be talking to the same man. 643 00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:40,517 Who you were in fight club is not who you were outside of it. 644 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:45,435 A guy came to fight club for the first time. His ass was a wad of cookie dough. 645 00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,239 After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood. 646 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:52,112 If you could fight any celebrity, who would you fight? 647 00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:55,192 - Alive or dead? - Doesn't matter. Who'd be tough? 648 00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:59,072 Hemingway. You? 649 00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:02,717 Shatner. I'd fight William shatner. 650 00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:06,792 We all started seeing things differently. 651 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:11,231 Everywhere we went, we were sizing things up. 652 00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:17,432 I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms... 653 00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:21,433 Trying to look like how Calvin klein or Tommy hilfiger said they should. 654 00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,556 Is that what a man looks like? 655 00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:27,159 Oh, self-improvement is masturbation. 656 00:43:27,240 --> 00:43:29,231 Now, self-destruction... 657 00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:31,231 Excuse me. 658 00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:07,512 Fight club wasn't about winning or losing. 659 00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:09,591 It wasn't about words. 660 00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:14,796 The hysterical shouting was in tongues... 661 00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:16,757 Like at a pentecostal church. 662 00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:23,111 - Is that it? - Stop! 663 00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,953 When the fight was over, nothing was solved. 664 00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:27,871 But nothing mattered. 665 00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:30,633 Cool. 666 00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:33,393 Afterwards, we all felt saved. 667 00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:36,475 Hey, man. How about next week? 668 00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:38,551 How about next month?! 669 00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:40,631 Everybody here in the middle. 670 00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:42,676 New guy, you too. 671 00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:46,430 Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me. 672 00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,511 He fell down some stairs. 673 00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:51,151 I fell down some stairs. 674 00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:57,391 Fight club became the reason to cut your hair short or trim your fingernails. 675 00:44:57,480 --> 00:44:59,869 Ok. Any historical figure. 676 00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:01,757 I'd fight Gandhi. 677 00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,112 Good answer. 678 00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:06,350 - How about you? - Lincoln. 679 00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,908 Lincoln? Hmm. 680 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:12,470 Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight till they're burger. 681 00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:15,311 Fuck! 682 00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:19,034 Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart. 683 00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:29,079 Hello? 684 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,469 Where have you been the last eight weeks? 685 00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:32,788 Marla? 686 00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:38,677 - How did you find me? - You left a forwarding number. 687 00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:41,638 I haven't seen you at any support groups. 688 00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:44,792 We split 'em up. That was the idea. Remember? 689 00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:47,599 Yeah, but you haven't been going to yours. 690 00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:51,036 - How do you know? - I cheated. 691 00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:52,872 I found a new one. 692 00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:55,595 - Really? - It's for men only. 693 00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:57,193 Like the testicle thing? 694 00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:59,271 Whah! 695 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:02,756 Look, this is a bad time. 696 00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:05,195 I've been going to debtors anonymous. 697 00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:08,670 - They're really fucked-up people... - I'm on my way out. 698 00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:11,035 Me too. I've got a stomach full of xanax. 699 00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:13,315 I took what was left of a bottle. 700 00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,391 It might have been too much. 701 00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:18,950 Picture Marla singer throw herself around her crummy apartment. 702 00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:23,392 This isn't a for-real suicide thing. This is probably a cry-for-help thing. 703 00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:26,278 So you're staying in tonight, then? 704 00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:29,079 Do you wanna wait and hear me describe death? 705 00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:33,472 Do you wanna listen and see if my spirit can use a phone? 706 00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:38,200 Have you ever heard a death rattle before? 707 00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:08,030 Tyler's door was closed. I'd been here for two months and his door was never closed. 708 00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:15,798 You won't believe this dream I had last night. 709 00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:19,031 I can hardly believe anything about last night. 710 00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:30,317 What are you doing here? 711 00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:34,911 What? 712 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,355 This is my house. What are you doing here? 713 00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:41,551 Fuck you! 714 00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:58,797 Oh, you've got some fucked-up friends! 715 00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:00,791 Limber, though. 716 00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:02,791 Silly cooze. 717 00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:06,434 I come in last night. Phone's off the hook. 718 00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:08,511 Guess who's on the other end? 719 00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,716 I knew the story before he told me. 720 00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:16,356 Have you ever heard a death rattle before? 721 00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:19,159 Do you think it'll live up to its name? 722 00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:22,676 Or will it just be a death hairball? 723 00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:29,794 Prepare to evacuate soul. 724 00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:31,438 Ten... 725 00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:34,193 Nine... eight... 726 00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:36,430 How could Tyler, of all people... 727 00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:40,229 Think it was a bad thing that Marla singer was about to die? 728 00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:41,878 Five... 729 00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:43,518 Four... 730 00:48:44,240 --> 00:48:46,231 Hang on. 731 00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:53,670 You got here fast. 732 00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:57,151 Did I call you? 733 00:48:58,240 --> 00:48:59,832 Huh? 734 00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:10,432 The mattress is all sealed in slippery plastic. 735 00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:15,829 Oh, don't worry. It's not a threat to you. 736 00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,317 Oh, fuck! 737 00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:22,391 Somebody called the cops. 738 00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:37,196 - Hey, where's 513? - End of the hall. 739 00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:41,669 The girl who lives there used to be a charming, lovely girl. 740 00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:43,830 She has lost faith in herself. 741 00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:46,639 - Miss singer, let us help you! - She's a monster! 742 00:49:46,720 --> 00:49:50,679 - You have every reason to live. - She's infectious human waste! 743 00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:54,389 - Miss singer! - Good luck trying to save her! 744 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,116 If I fall asleep... 745 00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:03,350 I'm done for. 746 00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:07,356 You're gonna have to keep me up... 747 00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:09,431 All night. 748 00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:11,750 Un-fucking-believable. 749 00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:13,910 He was obviously able to handle it. 750 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:17,549 - You know what I mean, you fucked her. - No, I didn't. 751 00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:19,631 - Never? - No. 752 00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:22,551 You're not into her, are you? 753 00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:24,631 No! God, not at all. 754 00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:27,234 I am Jack's raging bile duct. 755 00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:29,197 Are you sure? You can tell me. 756 00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:31,077 Believe me, I'm sure. 757 00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:34,311 - Put a gun to my head and spray my brains. - That's good. 758 00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:37,039 She's a predator posing as a house pet. Stay away. 759 00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:42,435 The shit that came out of this woman's mouth, I had never heard! 760 00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:44,112 My God. 761 00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:47,431 I haven't been fucked like that since grade school. 762 00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:49,875 - Euch! - How could Tyler not go for that? 763 00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:53,350 The other night, he was splicing sex organs into cinderella. 764 00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:56,113 Marla doesn't need a lover, just a caseworker. 765 00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:58,714 Or a wash. This isn't love, it's sport fucking. 766 00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,553 She invaded my support groups and now my home. 767 00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:03,631 Hey, hey. Sit down. 768 00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:10,836 Now, listen. I can't have you talking to her about me. 769 00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:12,672 Why would I... 770 00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:17,914 Say anything about me or what goes on in this house to her or anybody... we're done. 771 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,560 - Now promise me. You promise? - Ok. 772 00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:22,676 - Yeah, I promise. - Promise? 773 00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:25,991 - I just said, I promise! What... - That's three times you promised. 774 00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:31,274 If only I had wasted a few minutes and gone to watch Marla singer die... 775 00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:33,351 None of this would have happened. 776 00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:40,878 Harder, yes! Oh, harder, harder! 777 00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:49,589 I could have moved to another room. 778 00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:54,355 On the third floor where I might not have heard them. 779 00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:56,431 But I didn't. 780 00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:16,759 Ow! 781 00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:23,599 - What are you doing? - Just going to bed. 782 00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:25,671 Wanna finish her off? 783 00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:27,557 Ooh! 784 00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:31,876 - No. No, thank you. - I've found a cigarette. 785 00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:35,157 - Who were you talking to? - Shut up. 786 00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:38,391 I became the calm little centre of the world. 787 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,991 I was the zen master. 788 00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:47,831 I wrote little haiku poems. 789 00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:50,670 I e-mailed them to everyone. 790 00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:52,796 Is that your blood? 791 00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:56,391 Some of it, yeah. 792 00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:59,040 You can't smoke in here. 793 00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:01,111 Take the rest of the day off. 794 00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:03,634 Come back Monday with some clean clothes. 795 00:53:03,720 --> 00:53:05,711 Get yourself together. 796 00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:08,355 I got right in everyone's hostile face. 797 00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:10,829 "Yes, these are bruises from fighting." 798 00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:12,911 "Yes, I'm comfortable with that." 799 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:14,797 "I am enlightened." 800 00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:21,589 You give up the condo life, give up all your flaming worldly possessions... 801 00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:24,638 Move to a dilapidated house in a toxic waste area... 802 00:53:24,720 --> 00:53:28,429 And you have to come home to this. 803 00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:41,916 - Hello. - This is detective stern with the arson unit. 804 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:46,039 We have some new information about the incident at your former condo. 805 00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:47,348 Yes. 806 00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:52,150 I don't know if you're aware, but someone sprayed freon into your front-door lock. 807 00:53:52,240 --> 00:53:54,800 They used a chisel to shatter the cylinder. 808 00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:56,791 No, I wasn't aware of that. 809 00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:58,791 I am Jack's cold sweat. 810 00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:01,075 Does this sound strange to you? 811 00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:03,879 Yes, sir, strange. Very strange. 812 00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:05,916 - The dynamite... - Dynamite? 813 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,992 Left a residue of ammonium oxalate potassium perchloride. 814 00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:12,390 - Do you know what this means? - No, what does it mean? 815 00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:14,311 It means it was home-made. 816 00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:18,473 I'm sorry. This is just coming as quite a shock to me, sir. 817 00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:23,873 Whoever set this dynamite could have blown out your pilot light days before the explosion. 818 00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:26,918 - The gas was just a detonator. - Who would go and do that? 819 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,991 - I'll ask the questions. - Tell him. 820 00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:33,318 Tell him the liberator who destroyed my property realigned my perceptions. 821 00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:35,391 Excuse me. Are you there? 822 00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:38,278 I am listening. It's hard to know what to make of this. 823 00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:42,638 Have you recently made enemies who might have access to home-made dynamite? 824 00:54:42,720 --> 00:54:44,915 - Enemies? - Reject civilization... 825 00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:46,991 Especially material possessions. 826 00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:49,833 - Son, this is serious. - Yes, I know it's serious. 827 00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:52,388 - I mean that. - Yes, it's very serious. 828 00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:55,199 Look, nobody takes this more seriously than me. 829 00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:57,919 That condo was my life. Ok? 830 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:01,390 I loved every stick of furniture in that place. 831 00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:04,392 That was not just a bunch of stuff that got destroyed. 832 00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:07,233 - It was me! - I'd like to thank the academy. 833 00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:11,199 - Is this not a good time for you? - Just tell him you fucking did it! 834 00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:14,989 Tell him you blew it all up! That's what he wants to hear. 835 00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:19,756 - Are you still there? - Wait. Are you saying that I'm a suspect? 836 00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:23,674 No. I may need to talk to you, so you let me know if you're gonna leave town. 837 00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:26,035 - Ok? - Ok. 838 00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:33,077 Except for their humping, Tyler and Marla were never in the same room. 839 00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:36,118 My parents pulled this exact same act for years. 840 00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:39,795 The condom is the glass slipper of our generation. 841 00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:42,678 You slip one on when you meet a stranger. 842 00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:44,751 You... dance all night. 843 00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:46,831 Then you throw it away. 844 00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:49,600 The condom, I mean. Not the stranger. 845 00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:52,473 What? 846 00:55:57,120 --> 00:55:59,793 I got this dress at a thrift store for $1. 847 00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:01,677 It was worth every penny. 848 00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:03,751 It's a bridesmaid's dress. 849 00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:07,752 Someone loved it intensely... 850 00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:09,796 For one day. 851 00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:11,871 Then tossed it. 852 00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:15,671 Like a Christmas tree. 853 00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:17,796 So special. 854 00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:19,279 Then... 855 00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:21,078 Bam! 856 00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:23,151 It's on the side of the road. 857 00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:25,716 Tinsel still clinging to it. 858 00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:29,671 Like a sex crime victim. 859 00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:31,751 Underwear inside out. 860 00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:36,075 - Bound with electrical tape. - Well then, it suits you. 861 00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:38,754 You can borrow it sometime. 862 00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:47,471 Get rid of her. 863 00:56:48,240 --> 00:56:51,038 - What? You get rid of her! - Don't mention me. 864 00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:55,113 I am six years old again, passing messages between parents. 865 00:56:57,040 --> 00:57:00,510 - I really think it's time you left. - Don't worry, I'm leaving. 866 00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:05,037 - Not that we don't love your visits. - You are such a nutcase. I can't keep up. 867 00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:11,188 Thanks. Bye. 868 00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:26,913 You kids! 869 00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:31,229 Why do you still waste time with her? 870 00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:33,515 I'll say this about Marla. 871 00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:35,795 At least she's trying to hit bottom. 872 00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:37,154 And I'm not? 873 00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:39,959 Feathers up your butt do not make you a chicken. 874 00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:42,031 What are we doing tonight? 875 00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:44,830 Tonight... we make soap. 876 00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:46,795 Really? 877 00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:49,713 To make soap, first we render fat. 878 00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:09,870 The salt balance has to be just right... 879 00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:12,394 So the best fat for soap comes from humans. 880 00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:16,118 - Wait, what is this place? - A liposuction clinic. 881 00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:25,916 Pay dirt! 882 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:29,675 Richest, creamiest fat in the world. Fat of the land! 883 00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:38,476 No! Don't pull it, don't pull it! 884 00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:45,075 - Oh, God! - Give me another one. 885 00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:54,270 As the fat renders, the tallows float to the surface. 886 00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:56,351 Like in boy scouts. 887 00:58:56,440 --> 00:59:00,069 - It's hard to imagine you as a boy scout. - Keep stirring. 888 00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:05,710 Once the tallow hardens, you skim off a layer of glycerin. 889 00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:08,109 Add nitric acid, you've got Nitroglycerin. 890 00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:11,875 Then add sodium nitrate and sawdust, you've got dynamite. 891 00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:15,635 Yeah, with enough soap, one could blow up just about anything. 892 00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:17,711 Tyler was full of useful information. 893 00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:21,588 People found clothes got cleaner when washed at a certain point in the river. 894 00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:23,671 - You know why? - No. 895 00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:29,989 Human sacrifices were once made on the hills above this river. 896 00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:33,152 Bodies burnt. Water permeated the ashes to create lye. 897 00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:35,549 This is lye. The crucial ingredient. 898 00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:40,236 Once it mixed with the melted body fat, a white soapy discharge crept into the river. 899 00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:42,311 May I see your hand, please? 900 00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:50,597 What is this? 901 00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:53,148 - This is a chemical burn. - Agh! Aaagh! 902 00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:56,596 It will hurt more than any burn and it will leave a scar. 903 00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:59,240 Meditation worked for cancer, it could work now. 904 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,639 - Don't shut the pain out. - Oh, God! 905 01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:07,678 The first soap was made from heroes' ashes, like the first monkey shot into space. 906 01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:10,638 Without pain or sacrifice, we would have nothing. 907 01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:13,518 I tried not to think of the word searing of flesh. 908 01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:16,637 Stop it! This is your pain, this is your burning hand. 909 01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:19,280 I'm going to my cave to find my power animal. 910 01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:23,239 No! Don't deal with this the way those dead people do! Come on! 911 01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:27,154 - I get the point! - No! You're feeling premature enlightenment. 912 01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:33,753 It's the greatest moment of your life, and you're off somewhere else! 913 01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:35,273 I am not! 914 01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:38,238 Shut up! Our fathers were our models for God. 915 01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:41,357 If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God? 916 01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:47,348 Listen to me. You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. 917 01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:51,353 He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. 918 01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:54,876 This is not the worst thing that can happen. We don't need him! 919 01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:57,793 - I agree! - Fuck damnation, fuck redemption. 920 01:00:57,880 --> 01:01:00,269 We are God's unwanted children? So be it! 921 01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:04,672 - I'm getting water! - You can use water and make it worse or... 922 01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:09,150 - Or use vinegar to neutralize the burn. - Please let me up! 923 01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:11,231 First, you have to give up. 924 01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:13,914 First, you have to know, not fear... 925 01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,878 Know that some day, you're gonna die. 926 01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:19,076 You don't know how this feels! 927 01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:26,998 It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. 928 01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:30,911 Ok. 929 01:01:43,640 --> 01:01:45,596 Congratulations. 930 01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:48,478 You're one step closer to hitting the bottom. 931 01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:54,312 Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. 932 01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:56,311 God knows what they charged. 933 01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:59,472 - This is the best soap. - Why, thank you, Susan. 934 01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:01,551 It was beautiful. 935 01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:05,349 We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them. 936 01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:08,311 He was wearing his yellow tie. 937 01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:10,595 I didn't wear a tie to work any more. 938 01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:14,150 "The first rule of fight club is don't talk about fight club." 939 01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:17,630 I'm half-asleep again. I must have left it in the copy machine. 940 01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:20,109 "The second rule..." Is this yours? 941 01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:21,838 Huh? 942 01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:25,310 Pretend you're me. Make a managerial decision. 943 01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:27,755 You find this. What would you do? 944 01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:34,111 Well, I gotta tell you... 945 01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:37,715 I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that. 946 01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:40,951 Because the person who wrote that is dangerous. 947 01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:45,352 And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap... 948 01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:48,193 And then stalk from office to office... 949 01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:53,115 With an armalite ar10 carbine gas-powered semiautomatic weapon... 950 01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:57,478 Pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. 951 01:02:58,120 --> 01:03:01,351 This might be someone you've known for years. 952 01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:04,432 Someone very, very close to you. 953 01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:07,751 Tyler's words coming out of my mouth. 954 01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:10,711 And I used to be such a nice guy. 955 01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:13,997 Or maybe you shouldn't bring me every piece of trash you pick up. 956 01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:21,195 - Compliance and liability. - My tit's gonna rot off. 957 01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:24,548 Will you excuse me? I need to take this. 958 01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:34,075 - What do you mean? - I need you to check for a lump in my breast. 959 01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:37,948 - Go to a hospital. - I can't afford to waste money on a doctor. 960 01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:40,996 I don't know about this, Marla. 961 01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:42,718 Please. 962 01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:46,634 She didn't call Tyler. I'm neutral in her book. 963 01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:52,479 That's nice. Taking food to Mrs. haniver and Mrs. Raines. 964 01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:54,551 Where are they, exactly? 965 01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:58,599 Tragically, they're dead. I'm alive and I'm in poverty. Want any? 966 01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:00,671 - No, no. - I got one for you. 967 01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:02,751 Thanks for the thought. 968 01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:06,275 What happened to your hand? 969 01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:08,430 Oh, nothing. 970 01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:10,511 - Right there? - Mm. 971 01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:14,080 - Feel anything? - No. 972 01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:16,111 Well, make sure. 973 01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:18,156 Ok, I'm pretty sure. 974 01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:20,151 You feel nothing? 975 01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:22,435 No, nothing. 976 01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:26,639 Well, that's a relief. Thank you. 977 01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:31,232 - No problem. - I wish I could return the favor. 978 01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:33,311 Breast cancer doesn't run in my family. 979 01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:36,756 - I could check your prostate. - I think I'm ok. 980 01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:38,831 Well, thanks, anyway. 981 01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:45,870 - Are we done? - Yeah, we're done. 982 01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:48,076 See you... around. 983 01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:06,551 Cornelius? 984 01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:08,915 Cornelius! 985 01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:11,594 It's me! Bob! 986 01:05:11,680 --> 01:05:13,079 Hey, Bob. 987 01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:19,358 - We all thought you were dead. - No, no. Still here. 988 01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:23,319 - How are you, Bob? - Better than I've ever been in my whole life. 989 01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:26,756 - Really? Still remaining men together? - No, no. 990 01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:30,469 - I got something so much better now. - Really, what is it? 991 01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:32,877 Well... 992 01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:37,033 The first rule is, I'm not supposed to talk about it. 993 01:05:37,160 --> 01:05:39,151 And the second rule is... 994 01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:41,435 I'm not supposed to talk about it. 995 01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:44,830 - And the third rule is... - Bob, Bob. I'm a member. 996 01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:46,911 Look at my face, Bob. 997 01:05:49,240 --> 01:05:51,470 That's fucking... fucking great. 998 01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:55,109 - I've never seen you there. - I go Tuesdays and Thursdays. 999 01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:58,749 - I go Saturday. - Congratulations. 1000 01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:01,390 Yeah, hey, to both of us, right? 1001 01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:04,040 Have you heard about the guy that invented it? 1002 01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:06,918 - Yeah, actually... - I hear all kinds of things. 1003 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:10,470 Supposedly, he was born in a mental institution... 1004 01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:13,791 And he sleeps only one hour a night. 1005 01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:15,996 He's a great man. 1006 01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:19,635 Do you know about Tyler durden? 1007 01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:45,591 I didn't hurt you, did I? 1008 01:06:45,680 --> 01:06:47,671 Actually, you did. 1009 01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:49,751 Thank you for this. 1010 01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,275 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1011 01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:54,351 Fight club. 1012 01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:56,476 This was mine and Tyler's gift. 1013 01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:58,557 Our gift to the world. 1014 01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:01,837 I look around, I look around, I see a lot of new faces. 1015 01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:05,516 Shut up! 1016 01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:10,276 Which means a lot of people have been breaking the first two rules of fight club. 1017 01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:22,153 I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. 1018 01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:24,231 I see all this potential. 1019 01:07:24,320 --> 01:07:26,311 And I see it squandered. 1020 01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:30,272 Goddamn it, an entire generation pumping gas. 1021 01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:32,791 Waiting tables. 1022 01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:34,871 Slaves with white collars. 1023 01:07:37,240 --> 01:07:40,198 Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes. 1024 01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:43,431 Working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. 1025 01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:49,515 We're the middle children of history. 1026 01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:51,591 No purpose or place. 1027 01:07:51,760 --> 01:07:53,751 We have no great war. 1028 01:07:54,080 --> 01:07:56,071 No great depression. 1029 01:07:57,760 --> 01:08:00,035 Our great war is a spiritual war. 1030 01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:03,671 Our great depression is our lives. 1031 01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:09,358 We've all been raised on television to believe... 1032 01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:12,955 That one day we'd be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars. 1033 01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:15,031 But we won't. 1034 01:08:15,120 --> 01:08:17,475 We're slowly learning that fact. 1035 01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:19,915 And we're very, very pissed off. 1036 01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:21,558 Yeah! 1037 01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:28,638 First rule of fight club is, do not talk... 1038 01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:35,108 Who are you? 1039 01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:38,434 - Who am I? - Yeah. 1040 01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:41,999 There's a sign on the front that says Lou's tavern. 1041 01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:46,749 I'm fucking Lou. Who the fuck are you? 1042 01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:48,831 Tyler durden. 1043 01:08:51,840 --> 01:08:55,150 Who told you motherfuckers that you could use my place? 1044 01:08:55,240 --> 01:08:57,515 We have a deal worked out with irvine. 1045 01:08:57,600 --> 01:09:00,068 Irvine's at home with a broken collarbone. 1046 01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:02,230 He don't own this place. I do. 1047 01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:07,630 - How much money's he getting for this? - There is no money. 1048 01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:10,393 - Free to all. - Ain't that something? 1049 01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:12,232 It is, actually. 1050 01:09:12,320 --> 01:09:14,675 Look, stupid fuck! 1051 01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:17,194 - I want everybody out of here right now. - Hey! 1052 01:09:17,280 --> 01:09:19,430 You should join our club. 1053 01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:21,711 Did you hear what I just said? 1054 01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:23,791 You and your friend. 1055 01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:25,549 Uh! 1056 01:09:25,640 --> 01:09:27,631 You hear me now? 1057 01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:31,751 No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou. 1058 01:09:37,640 --> 01:09:39,551 Still not getting it. 1059 01:09:40,560 --> 01:09:42,630 Aagh! Ok, ok, I got it. 1060 01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:45,075 I got it, I got it. Shit, I lost it. 1061 01:09:46,080 --> 01:09:47,877 Back! All of you! 1062 01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:51,511 Everybody back! 1063 01:09:58,680 --> 01:10:00,750 Ah, Lou! 1064 01:10:00,840 --> 01:10:04,355 Come on, man! We really like this place. 1065 01:10:13,040 --> 01:10:15,838 - That's right, Lou. Get it out. - Shut the fuck up. 1066 01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:17,678 Oh, yeah! 1067 01:10:22,440 --> 01:10:24,431 Is that fucking funny? 1068 01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:33,028 Fucking guy is a loony, I'm telling you. 1069 01:10:35,120 --> 01:10:36,758 Unbelievable. 1070 01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:43,633 - You don't know where I've been, Lou. - Oh, my God! 1071 01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:46,473 You don't know where I've been! 1072 01:10:49,440 --> 01:10:52,398 Please let us keep it, Lou! Please, Lou! 1073 01:10:52,480 --> 01:10:54,835 Fucking use the basement! Christ! 1074 01:10:54,920 --> 01:10:57,673 I want your word, Lou! I want your word! 1075 01:10:57,760 --> 01:10:59,671 On my mother's eyes. 1076 01:11:08,440 --> 01:11:10,431 Thanks, Lou. 1077 01:11:11,720 --> 01:11:13,711 You too, big guy. 1078 01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:19,511 We'll see you next week. 1079 01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:37,836 This week, each one of you has a homework assignment. 1080 01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:42,550 You're gonna go out. You're gonna start a fight with a total stranger. 1081 01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:47,750 You're gonna start a fight... 1082 01:11:47,840 --> 01:11:49,831 And you're gonna lose. 1083 01:11:51,760 --> 01:11:53,591 Excellent choice, sir. 1084 01:11:56,080 --> 01:11:59,231 Hey! Watch out, jackass! Come on! 1085 01:11:59,600 --> 01:12:02,160 Now, this is not as easy as it sounds. 1086 01:12:04,760 --> 01:12:06,637 Son of a bitch! 1087 01:12:06,720 --> 01:12:11,271 Most people, normal people, do just about anything to avoid a fight. 1088 01:12:12,160 --> 01:12:14,151 Excuse me! 1089 01:12:14,240 --> 01:12:17,789 You sprayed me with your hose. That's not necessary... 1090 01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:19,711 Jay! Go call 911! 1091 01:12:22,360 --> 01:12:24,316 Put the hose down. 1092 01:12:24,400 --> 01:12:26,391 Stop it! Stop it! 1093 01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:29,797 Sorry. 1094 01:12:44,680 --> 01:12:47,035 We need to talk. 1095 01:12:49,200 --> 01:12:51,191 Ok. 1096 01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:53,271 Where to begin? 1097 01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:55,476 With your constant absenteeism? 1098 01:12:55,560 --> 01:12:57,994 With your unpresentable appearance? 1099 01:12:58,080 --> 01:13:00,036 You're up for review. 1100 01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:03,192 I am Jack's complete lack of surprise. 1101 01:13:03,280 --> 01:13:05,111 - What? - Let's pretend. 1102 01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:07,953 You're the department of transportation, ok? 1103 01:13:08,040 --> 01:13:11,555 Someone informs you that this company... 1104 01:13:11,640 --> 01:13:15,553 Installs front-seat mounting brackets that failed collision tests... 1105 01:13:15,640 --> 01:13:18,916 Brake linings that fail after 1,000 miles... 1106 01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:23,232 And fuel injectors that explode and burn people alive. 1107 01:13:23,320 --> 01:13:25,117 What then? 1108 01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:27,395 Are you threatening me? 1109 01:13:27,480 --> 01:13:30,153 - No... - Get the fuck out of here. You're fired! 1110 01:13:30,240 --> 01:13:34,472 I have a better solution. Keep me on the payroll as an outside consultant. 1111 01:13:34,560 --> 01:13:36,551 In exchange for my salary... 1112 01:13:36,640 --> 01:13:40,315 My job will be never to tell people these things that I know. 1113 01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:44,518 I don't even have to come into the office. I can do this job from home. 1114 01:13:45,760 --> 01:13:49,719 Who... who the fuck do you think you are, you crazy little shit? 1115 01:13:54,760 --> 01:13:58,150 - Security! - I am Jack's smirking revenge. 1116 01:14:03,960 --> 01:14:05,951 Uh! 1117 01:14:06,760 --> 01:14:08,796 What the hell are you doing? 1118 01:14:17,600 --> 01:14:19,591 Uh, that hurt. 1119 01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:22,991 Why would you do that? 1120 01:14:23,600 --> 01:14:26,478 Oh, my God! No! Please stop! 1121 01:14:35,520 --> 01:14:37,511 What are you doing? 1122 01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:40,551 Oh, God, no! Please! No! 1123 01:14:40,640 --> 01:14:44,553 For some reason, I thought of my first fight, with Tyler. 1124 01:14:44,640 --> 01:14:46,198 No! 1125 01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:13,912 Under and behind and inside everything this man took for granted... 1126 01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:17,310 Something horrible had been growing. 1127 01:15:17,400 --> 01:15:18,435 Look. 1128 01:15:18,520 --> 01:15:23,036 Give me the paychecks, like I asked, and you won't ever see me again. 1129 01:15:23,120 --> 01:15:25,793 Then, at our most excellent moment together... 1130 01:15:28,720 --> 01:15:31,393 Thank God! Please don't hit me again. 1131 01:15:31,480 --> 01:15:33,471 Telephone, computer... 1132 01:15:33,560 --> 01:15:38,509 Fax machine, 52 weekly paychecks and 48 airline flight coupons. 1133 01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:40,909 We now had corporate sponsorship. 1134 01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:45,915 This is how Tyler and I were able to have fight club every night of the week. 1135 01:15:48,480 --> 01:15:51,916 Now, the centre of fight club became the two men fighting. 1136 01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:55,356 The leader walked through the crowd, out in the darkness. 1137 01:15:57,040 --> 01:16:01,352 Tyler was now involved in a lawsuit with the pressman hotel... 1138 01:16:01,440 --> 01:16:03,635 Over the urine content of their soup. 1139 01:16:08,600 --> 01:16:11,478 I am Jack's wasted life. 1140 01:16:18,880 --> 01:16:20,871 Thank you, sir. 1141 01:16:22,320 --> 01:16:25,198 Tyler dreamed up new homework assignments. 1142 01:16:25,280 --> 01:16:27,714 He handed them out in sealed envelopes. 1143 01:17:05,280 --> 01:17:08,795 - There's a fight club up in Delaware city. - Yeah, I heard. 1144 01:17:10,520 --> 01:17:12,636 There's one in penns grove too. 1145 01:17:12,720 --> 01:17:14,870 Bob even found one up in new castle. 1146 01:17:14,960 --> 01:17:17,918 - Did you start that one? - No, I thought you did. 1147 01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:20,389 No. 1148 01:18:07,240 --> 01:18:09,356 - Stop for a second. - Hey, what are we doing? 1149 01:18:09,440 --> 01:18:11,396 - Turn around. - What are we doing? 1150 01:18:11,480 --> 01:18:13,789 - Homework assignment. - What kind? 1151 01:18:13,880 --> 01:18:15,836 Human sacrifice. 1152 01:18:15,920 --> 01:18:19,117 - Is that a gun? Please tell me it's not. - It's a gun. 1153 01:18:19,200 --> 01:18:21,430 - What are you doing? - Meet me in the back. 1154 01:18:21,520 --> 01:18:23,795 - Don't fuck around! - Meet me in the back. 1155 01:18:23,880 --> 01:18:25,598 On a long enough time line... 1156 01:18:25,680 --> 01:18:28,433 The survival rate for everyone drops to zero. 1157 01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:31,391 What are you doing? Come on! 1158 01:18:31,480 --> 01:18:34,756 Hands behind your back. Give me your wallet. 1159 01:18:36,440 --> 01:18:39,591 Raymond k hessel. 1320 se banning, apartment a. 1160 01:18:40,360 --> 01:18:43,432 - Small, cramped basement apartment? - How did you know? 1161 01:18:43,520 --> 01:18:46,034 They give shitty apartments letters. 1162 01:18:46,120 --> 01:18:49,112 Raymond! You're going to die. 1163 01:18:49,200 --> 01:18:50,599 No! 1164 01:18:50,680 --> 01:18:54,673 Is that your mom and dad? They're gonna have to call the kindly doctor. 1165 01:18:54,760 --> 01:18:56,910 Pick up your dental records. Know why? 1166 01:18:57,000 --> 01:19:00,436 - There'll be nothing left of your face. - Oh, come on! 1167 01:19:00,520 --> 01:19:04,274 An expired community college student ID. What did you study, Raymond? 1168 01:19:04,360 --> 01:19:07,272 - S... s... stuff. - Stuff? 1169 01:19:07,360 --> 01:19:09,351 Were the midterms hard? 1170 01:19:10,440 --> 01:19:12,908 - I asked you what you studied! - Biology, mostly. 1171 01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:16,356 - Why? - I don't know. 1172 01:19:16,440 --> 01:19:19,318 What did you wanna be, Raymond k hessel?! 1173 01:19:20,680 --> 01:19:24,468 The question, Raymond, was what did you want to be? 1174 01:19:26,080 --> 01:19:28,071 Answer him, Raymond, Jesus! 1175 01:19:28,160 --> 01:19:30,469 - Veterinarian. Veterinarian. - Animals. 1176 01:19:30,560 --> 01:19:33,393 - Yeah. Animals and stuff. - Stuff. Yeah, I got that. 1177 01:19:33,480 --> 01:19:35,948 - So you need more schooling. - Too much school. 1178 01:19:36,040 --> 01:19:38,395 - Would you rather be dead? - No, please... 1179 01:19:38,480 --> 01:19:42,758 You'd rather die here, on your knees, in the back of a convenience store? 1180 01:19:42,840 --> 01:19:44,398 Please, no. 1181 01:19:48,320 --> 01:19:50,311 I'm keeping your license. 1182 01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:54,398 Gonna check in on you. I know where you live. 1183 01:19:54,480 --> 01:19:57,358 If you're not working to be a veterinarian in six weeks... 1184 01:19:57,440 --> 01:19:59,431 You will be dead. 1185 01:20:01,240 --> 01:20:03,231 Now run on home. 1186 01:20:07,800 --> 01:20:09,791 Run, forrest, run! 1187 01:20:11,360 --> 01:20:13,351 I feel ill. 1188 01:20:14,120 --> 01:20:16,111 Imagine how he feels. 1189 01:20:16,200 --> 01:20:18,191 Come on, this isn't funny! 1190 01:20:18,280 --> 01:20:20,589 What the fuck was the point of that?! 1191 01:20:20,680 --> 01:20:24,639 Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond k hessel's life. 1192 01:20:24,720 --> 01:20:28,918 His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. 1193 01:20:30,280 --> 01:20:32,271 You had to give it to him. 1194 01:20:32,360 --> 01:20:34,635 - Come on. - He had a plan. 1195 01:20:34,720 --> 01:20:37,996 And it started to make sense in a Tyler-sort of way. 1196 01:20:38,080 --> 01:20:39,911 No fear. No distractions. 1197 01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:43,197 The ability to let that which does not matter... 1198 01:20:43,280 --> 01:20:45,191 Truly slide. 1199 01:20:58,040 --> 01:21:00,076 You are not your job. 1200 01:21:01,920 --> 01:21:05,151 You're not how much money you have in the bank. 1201 01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:08,791 You're not the car you drive. 1202 01:21:09,320 --> 01:21:12,039 You're not the contents of your wallet. 1203 01:21:12,120 --> 01:21:14,315 You're not your fucking khakis. 1204 01:21:17,040 --> 01:21:20,589 You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. 1205 01:21:29,080 --> 01:21:31,196 I'll be out of your way in a sec. 1206 01:21:31,960 --> 01:21:33,951 You don't have to go. 1207 01:21:35,400 --> 01:21:37,391 Whatever. 1208 01:21:38,480 --> 01:21:41,438 No, I mean... it's ok. 1209 01:21:50,600 --> 01:21:52,591 Are you still going to groups? 1210 01:21:53,280 --> 01:21:55,271 Yeah. 1211 01:21:56,680 --> 01:21:58,671 Chloe's dead. 1212 01:21:59,160 --> 01:22:01,071 Wow, Chloe. 1213 01:22:01,160 --> 01:22:02,991 When did that happen? 1214 01:22:03,520 --> 01:22:05,317 Do you care? 1215 01:22:05,400 --> 01:22:08,631 I dunno. I haven't thought about it in a while. 1216 01:22:08,880 --> 01:22:10,871 Yeah, well... 1217 01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:13,235 It was the smart move on her part. 1218 01:22:14,560 --> 01:22:16,516 Listen, um... 1219 01:22:17,720 --> 01:22:19,995 What are you getting out of all this? 1220 01:22:20,680 --> 01:22:22,671 What? 1221 01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:25,030 I mean, all this. Why do you keep... 1222 01:22:25,760 --> 01:22:27,751 Is this making you happy? 1223 01:22:29,280 --> 01:22:31,271 Yeah, well, sometimes. 1224 01:22:32,920 --> 01:22:34,956 I don't know. I don't understand. 1225 01:22:35,040 --> 01:22:38,476 Why does a weaker person need to latch on to a strong person? 1226 01:22:38,560 --> 01:22:40,551 What is... what is that? 1227 01:22:40,640 --> 01:22:42,710 What do you get out of it? 1228 01:22:44,160 --> 01:22:46,151 No... that's not the same thing at all. 1229 01:22:46,240 --> 01:22:48,231 It's totally different with us. 1230 01:22:48,320 --> 01:22:50,311 Us? 1231 01:22:50,400 --> 01:22:52,231 What do you mean by us? 1232 01:22:52,320 --> 01:22:56,029 - I'm sorry. Do you hear this? - Hear what? 1233 01:22:56,120 --> 01:22:58,076 - All that noise. Hold on. - No, wait! 1234 01:22:58,160 --> 01:23:00,754 Don't change the subject! I want to talk about this. 1235 01:23:00,840 --> 01:23:03,513 - You're not talking about me, are you? - No. 1236 01:23:03,600 --> 01:23:06,910 - What? - Playing doctor. What was going on there? 1237 01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:10,117 - What are you talking about? - Nothing. Nothing. 1238 01:23:10,200 --> 01:23:12,191 - I don't think so. - What do you want? 1239 01:23:12,280 --> 01:23:14,589 - Look at me. - No. What? 1240 01:23:15,320 --> 01:23:18,039 - What is that?! - It's nothing. Don't worry. 1241 01:23:18,120 --> 01:23:20,429 My God. Who did this? 1242 01:23:20,520 --> 01:23:22,511 - A person. - Guy or girl? 1243 01:23:22,600 --> 01:23:25,273 - What do you care? - What do you care if I ask? 1244 01:23:25,360 --> 01:23:27,828 - Leave me alone. - You're afraid to say. 1245 01:23:27,920 --> 01:23:29,831 - I am not. Let me go. - No! Talk to me. 1246 01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:31,035 Let go of me! 1247 01:23:31,120 --> 01:23:33,714 - This conversation... - This conversation... 1248 01:23:33,800 --> 01:23:36,189 Is over... is over. 1249 01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:39,992 I just can't win with you, can I? 1250 01:23:48,920 --> 01:23:51,309 Hey, this is getting a little old! 1251 01:23:51,880 --> 01:23:54,110 What is... what is all this? 1252 01:23:54,200 --> 01:23:56,191 What do you think? 1253 01:23:57,120 --> 01:23:59,156 Hey, why do we need bunk beds? 1254 01:23:59,240 --> 01:24:01,037 Hey! 1255 01:24:07,560 --> 01:24:09,312 Too young. 1256 01:24:09,400 --> 01:24:10,958 Sorry. 1257 01:24:11,040 --> 01:24:13,031 What's all that? 1258 01:24:13,120 --> 01:24:15,953 If the applicant is young, tell him he's too young. 1259 01:24:16,040 --> 01:24:18,554 - Old, too old. Fat, too fat. - Applicant? 1260 01:24:18,640 --> 01:24:21,871 If the applicant waits three days without food or shelter... 1261 01:24:21,960 --> 01:24:23,951 He may enter and begin training. 1262 01:24:24,040 --> 01:24:25,792 Training for what? 1263 01:24:31,160 --> 01:24:33,151 You think this is a game? 1264 01:24:33,240 --> 01:24:35,800 You're too young to train here, end of story. 1265 01:24:35,880 --> 01:24:38,519 Quit wasting our time. Get the fuck out of here. 1266 01:24:42,280 --> 01:24:44,271 Bad news, friend. 1267 01:24:44,520 --> 01:24:46,511 It's not gonna happen. 1268 01:24:46,600 --> 01:24:48,795 Sorry if there was a misunderstanding. 1269 01:24:48,880 --> 01:24:50,711 It's not the end of the world. 1270 01:24:50,800 --> 01:24:52,916 Just... go away. 1271 01:24:53,760 --> 01:24:55,716 Go. 1272 01:24:55,800 --> 01:24:59,315 You're trespassing and I will have to call the police. 1273 01:25:02,280 --> 01:25:04,271 Don't you look at me! 1274 01:25:04,360 --> 01:25:07,477 You're never getting in this fucking house! 1275 01:25:07,560 --> 01:25:10,791 Never. Now get the fuck off my porch! Get off my porch! 1276 01:25:10,880 --> 01:25:14,270 Sooner or later, we all became what Tyler wanted us to be. 1277 01:25:14,360 --> 01:25:17,079 I'm gonna go inside and I'm gonna get a shovel. 1278 01:25:24,320 --> 01:25:26,436 - Got two black shirts? - Yes, sir. 1279 01:25:26,520 --> 01:25:28,670 - Two pair of black pants? - Yes, sir. 1280 01:25:28,760 --> 01:25:31,593 - One pair black boots? Black socks? - Yes, sir. 1281 01:25:31,680 --> 01:25:33,671 - One black jacket. - Yes, sir. 1282 01:25:33,760 --> 01:25:36,638 - $300 personal burial money? - Yes, sir. 1283 01:25:38,720 --> 01:25:40,711 All right. 1284 01:25:50,120 --> 01:25:52,111 You're too old, fat man. 1285 01:25:52,200 --> 01:25:55,237 Your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch. 1286 01:26:02,720 --> 01:26:04,711 Bob! Bob! 1287 01:26:20,040 --> 01:26:22,600 Like a monkey ready to be shot into space. 1288 01:26:23,320 --> 01:26:24,753 Space monkey. 1289 01:26:24,840 --> 01:26:28,196 Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good. 1290 01:26:34,560 --> 01:26:37,120 You are too fucking old, fatty! 1291 01:26:37,200 --> 01:26:40,272 And you... you're too fucking... 1292 01:26:40,360 --> 01:26:41,918 Blond! 1293 01:26:42,000 --> 01:26:44,230 Get out of here, the both of you! 1294 01:26:44,320 --> 01:26:46,311 And so it went. 1295 01:26:46,480 --> 01:26:48,516 Listen up, maggots. 1296 01:26:48,600 --> 01:26:50,591 You are not special. 1297 01:26:50,920 --> 01:26:54,071 You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. 1298 01:26:54,160 --> 01:26:58,358 You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. 1299 01:26:58,440 --> 01:27:00,476 Tyler built himself an army. 1300 01:27:00,680 --> 01:27:04,195 We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. 1301 01:27:04,280 --> 01:27:07,750 We are all part of the same compost heap. 1302 01:27:08,760 --> 01:27:11,877 Why was Tyler durden building an army? 1303 01:27:11,960 --> 01:27:13,951 To what purpose? 1304 01:27:14,040 --> 01:27:16,349 For what greater good? 1305 01:27:19,560 --> 01:27:21,551 In Tyler we trusted. 1306 01:27:26,640 --> 01:27:29,234 When he was like, "you are not your job"... 1307 01:27:29,320 --> 01:27:31,311 I was like, "yeah!" 1308 01:27:33,120 --> 01:27:35,111 Hey, what's all this? 1309 01:27:35,200 --> 01:27:37,191 Hey! 1310 01:27:38,640 --> 01:27:40,232 Ok! 1311 01:27:40,320 --> 01:27:42,595 - What's going on? - We're celebrating. 1312 01:27:42,680 --> 01:27:45,069 - What are we celebrating? - Go on. 1313 01:27:48,920 --> 01:27:50,990 - Hey. - Let me get that for you. 1314 01:27:55,400 --> 01:27:58,198 The same great taste, Pepsi. 1315 01:28:00,440 --> 01:28:02,590 Ssh! 1316 01:28:02,680 --> 01:28:06,309 Investigators are here. The police commissioner has arrived. 1317 01:28:06,400 --> 01:28:09,233 Could you tell us what you think has happened here? 1318 01:28:09,320 --> 01:28:13,393 We believe this is one of many recent acts of vandalism in the city... 1319 01:28:13,480 --> 01:28:16,472 Somehow related to underground boxing clubs. 1320 01:28:16,560 --> 01:28:20,599 We will be coordinating a rigorous investigation. 1321 01:28:21,480 --> 01:28:25,678 That was police commissioner Jacobs who just arrived on the scene... 1322 01:28:25,760 --> 01:28:29,833 Of a four-alarm fire that broke out... She's hot. 1323 01:28:29,920 --> 01:28:31,672 Back to you in the studio. 1324 01:28:31,760 --> 01:28:34,035 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1325 01:28:34,960 --> 01:28:37,394 - Holy shit! - Yeah! 1326 01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:46,356 What the fuck did you guys do? 1327 01:28:46,440 --> 01:28:50,353 Arson investigators are on the premises... 1328 01:28:53,960 --> 01:28:58,351 Sir, the first rule of project mayhem is you do not ask questions, sir. 1329 01:29:04,320 --> 01:29:06,709 The victory in the war against crime... 1330 01:29:06,800 --> 01:29:08,791 Will not come overnight. 1331 01:29:08,880 --> 01:29:13,237 It will take dedication and commitment and, most of all, cooperation. 1332 01:29:13,320 --> 01:29:18,030 Streets are safer now. There is hope in the inner city. However... 1333 01:29:18,120 --> 01:29:20,031 I gotta take a piss. 1334 01:29:20,120 --> 01:29:22,759 These are the first steps in a long journey. 1335 01:29:22,840 --> 01:29:25,354 That is why we have created project hope. 1336 01:29:25,440 --> 01:29:27,431 Bob. 1337 01:29:30,400 --> 01:29:33,073 Project hope will be a joint effort... 1338 01:29:33,160 --> 01:29:35,799 Between the police and community leaders. 1339 01:29:35,880 --> 01:29:39,873 It will be a powerful new weapon in the war against crime. 1340 01:30:23,440 --> 01:30:27,433 - Wrap it around the top of his hacky sack. - His balls are ice cold. 1341 01:30:29,360 --> 01:30:32,557 Hi. You're gonna call off your rigorous investigation. 1342 01:30:32,640 --> 01:30:35,837 You will publicly state there is no underground group or... 1343 01:30:35,920 --> 01:30:38,150 These guys are gonna take your balls. 1344 01:30:39,000 --> 01:30:42,629 They'll send one to the new York times and one to the LA times. 1345 01:30:42,720 --> 01:30:44,392 Look. 1346 01:30:44,480 --> 01:30:47,438 The people you are after are the people you depend on. 1347 01:30:47,520 --> 01:30:50,956 We cook your meals. We haul your trash. We connect your calls. 1348 01:30:51,040 --> 01:30:54,635 We drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. 1349 01:30:58,880 --> 01:31:01,553 Do not fuck with us. 1350 01:31:08,680 --> 01:31:10,716 Ball check! 1351 01:31:24,480 --> 01:31:26,471 Bob, you're this way. 1352 01:31:27,520 --> 01:31:29,750 Let's go. 1353 01:31:29,840 --> 01:31:32,912 I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection. 1354 01:31:33,960 --> 01:31:35,951 Hey! 1355 01:31:49,840 --> 01:31:51,068 Yeah! 1356 01:32:21,520 --> 01:32:24,193 I felt like putting a bullet in every panda... 1357 01:32:24,280 --> 01:32:28,034 That wouldn't screw to save its species. 1358 01:32:29,200 --> 01:32:31,555 I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers... 1359 01:32:31,640 --> 01:32:35,599 And smother all those French beaches I'd never see. 1360 01:32:38,320 --> 01:32:40,709 I wanted to breathe smoke. 1361 01:32:56,520 --> 01:32:58,556 Where did you go, psycho boy? 1362 01:33:00,240 --> 01:33:03,038 I felt like destroying something beautiful. 1363 01:33:06,400 --> 01:33:08,391 Get him to a fucking hospital. 1364 01:33:08,480 --> 01:33:10,471 Yeah. 1365 01:33:20,800 --> 01:33:23,758 Don't worry, Mr. durden. Airport parking. Long term. 1366 01:33:25,200 --> 01:33:27,191 After you, Mr. durden. 1367 01:33:28,120 --> 01:33:30,111 After you. 1368 01:33:47,200 --> 01:33:49,668 - Something on your mind, dear? - No. 1369 01:33:49,760 --> 01:33:52,877 Yeah, why wasn't I told about project mayhem? 1370 01:33:52,960 --> 01:33:55,838 First rule of project mayhem is you do not ask questions. 1371 01:33:55,920 --> 01:33:58,195 Why didn't you include me in the beginning? 1372 01:33:58,280 --> 01:34:03,274 Fight club was the beginning. Now it's left the basements and it's project mayhem. 1373 01:34:03,360 --> 01:34:07,558 We started fight club together. Remember? It's as much mine as it is yours. 1374 01:34:07,640 --> 01:34:11,713 - Is this about you and me? - Yeah. Weren't we doing this together? 1375 01:34:11,800 --> 01:34:15,110 This does not belong to us. We are not special. 1376 01:34:15,200 --> 01:34:17,509 Fuck that. You should have told me. 1377 01:34:18,320 --> 01:34:20,231 Hey, Tyler! 1378 01:34:22,000 --> 01:34:24,389 - Goddamn it, Tyler! - What do you want?! 1379 01:34:24,480 --> 01:34:26,835 A statement of purpose? Should I e-mail you? 1380 01:34:26,920 --> 01:34:29,480 - Oh... - You decide your level of involvement! 1381 01:34:29,560 --> 01:34:32,120 I will! I wanna know certain things first! 1382 01:34:32,200 --> 01:34:34,714 - The first rule of project mayhem... - Shut up! 1383 01:34:36,400 --> 01:34:39,995 - I wanna know what you're thinking. - Fuck what you know! 1384 01:34:40,080 --> 01:34:43,390 Forget about what you think you know about life, friendship... 1385 01:34:43,480 --> 01:34:45,471 And especially about you and me. 1386 01:34:46,600 --> 01:34:48,670 What is that supposed to mean? 1387 01:34:51,920 --> 01:34:53,990 What are you doing? 1388 01:34:54,880 --> 01:34:57,474 What do you wish you'd done before you died? 1389 01:34:57,560 --> 01:35:00,313 - Paint a self-portrait. - Build a house. 1390 01:35:00,400 --> 01:35:02,675 - And you? - I don't know. Nothing. 1391 01:35:02,760 --> 01:35:05,069 - Get in the right Lane. - You have to know! 1392 01:35:05,160 --> 01:35:08,072 If you died now, how would you feel about your life? 1393 01:35:08,160 --> 01:35:11,675 I don't know! Nothing good. Is that what you want to hear? 1394 01:35:11,760 --> 01:35:13,955 - Come on! - Not good enough. 1395 01:35:14,040 --> 01:35:16,395 Stop fucking around! Tyler! 1396 01:35:17,600 --> 01:35:19,750 Jesus Christ! 1397 01:35:20,480 --> 01:35:22,471 Goddamn it! Goddamn it! Fuck you! 1398 01:35:22,560 --> 01:35:24,551 Fuck fight club. Fuck Marla! 1399 01:35:24,640 --> 01:35:27,200 I am sick of all your shit! 1400 01:35:27,280 --> 01:35:29,111 Ok, man. 1401 01:35:30,840 --> 01:35:33,274 - Quit screwing around. Steer! - Look at you! 1402 01:35:33,360 --> 01:35:35,999 - Steer! - Look at you. You're fucking pathetic! 1403 01:35:36,080 --> 01:35:40,995 - Why? Why? What are you talking about? - Why do you think I blew up your condo? 1404 01:35:41,600 --> 01:35:43,079 What? 1405 01:35:43,160 --> 01:35:46,914 Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat. It's not a goddamned seminar. 1406 01:35:47,000 --> 01:35:50,549 Stop trying to control everything and just let go! 1407 01:35:52,200 --> 01:35:53,997 Let go! 1408 01:35:54,080 --> 01:35:56,071 All right. Fine. 1409 01:35:56,920 --> 01:35:58,751 Fine. 1410 01:36:54,720 --> 01:36:57,109 I'd never been in a car accident. 1411 01:36:57,200 --> 01:37:00,476 This must have been what all those people felt like... 1412 01:37:00,560 --> 01:37:03,632 Before I filed them as statistics in my reports. 1413 01:37:03,720 --> 01:37:05,711 Goddamn! 1414 01:37:09,080 --> 01:37:12,117 We've just had a near-life experience! 1415 01:37:15,800 --> 01:37:17,711 In the world I see... 1416 01:37:17,800 --> 01:37:21,509 You're stalking elk through the grand canyon forests... 1417 01:37:21,600 --> 01:37:24,478 Around the ruins of rockefeller center. 1418 01:37:26,400 --> 01:37:30,598 You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. 1419 01:37:30,680 --> 01:37:35,037 You'll climb the thick kudzu vines that wrap the sears tower. 1420 01:37:35,120 --> 01:37:39,511 And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn... 1421 01:37:39,600 --> 01:37:42,990 Laying strips of venison in the empty car-pool Lane... 1422 01:37:43,080 --> 01:37:45,275 Of some abandoned superhighway. 1423 01:37:58,160 --> 01:38:00,310 Feel better, champ. 1424 01:38:16,960 --> 01:38:18,678 And then... 1425 01:38:18,760 --> 01:38:20,239 Tyler? 1426 01:38:20,320 --> 01:38:22,311 Tyler was gone. 1427 01:38:29,440 --> 01:38:31,396 Was I asleep? 1428 01:38:32,440 --> 01:38:34,396 Had I slept? 1429 01:38:34,480 --> 01:38:37,392 You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake... 1430 01:38:37,480 --> 01:38:39,835 The house had become a living thing. 1431 01:38:39,920 --> 01:38:44,357 Wet inside from so many people sweating and breathing. 1432 01:38:44,840 --> 01:38:47,308 So many people moving, the house moved. 1433 01:38:50,080 --> 01:38:52,071 Planet Tyler. 1434 01:38:52,160 --> 01:38:54,151 I had to hug the walls. 1435 01:38:54,240 --> 01:38:57,232 Trapped inside this clockwork of space monkeys. 1436 01:38:57,320 --> 01:39:00,949 You shouldn't be smoking in here! You know how much ether is here! 1437 01:39:01,040 --> 01:39:03,429 Cooking and working and sleeping in teams. 1438 01:39:05,600 --> 01:39:07,591 Hang on a second. 1439 01:39:25,720 --> 01:39:28,314 It's under control, sir. 1440 01:39:30,680 --> 01:39:32,432 Where's Tyler? 1441 01:39:32,520 --> 01:39:35,398 Sir, the first rule of project mayhem is you do not... 1442 01:39:35,480 --> 01:39:37,357 Right... ok. 1443 01:39:39,680 --> 01:39:41,671 I'm all alone. 1444 01:39:41,840 --> 01:39:45,355 My father dumped me. Tyler dumped me. 1445 01:39:45,440 --> 01:39:47,590 I am Jack's broken heart. 1446 01:39:51,640 --> 01:39:55,269 What comes next in project mayhem only Tyler knows. 1447 01:39:56,160 --> 01:39:59,232 The second rule is you do not ask questions. 1448 01:40:01,920 --> 01:40:04,514 Get the fuck away from me! Get the fuck away! 1449 01:40:04,880 --> 01:40:06,871 Who are all these people? 1450 01:40:11,920 --> 01:40:14,115 The paper street soap company. 1451 01:40:15,600 --> 01:40:17,591 Can I come in? 1452 01:40:20,600 --> 01:40:22,591 He's not here. 1453 01:40:22,680 --> 01:40:24,796 What? 1454 01:40:25,800 --> 01:40:29,236 Tyler isn't here. 1455 01:40:29,320 --> 01:40:31,311 Tyler went away. 1456 01:40:31,720 --> 01:40:33,711 Tyler's gone. 1457 01:40:50,040 --> 01:40:51,678 Get some help! 1458 01:41:02,440 --> 01:41:07,116 Two gunshot wounds coming through! Make some fucking room! 1459 01:41:07,200 --> 01:41:09,509 What happened? What happened? 1460 01:41:09,600 --> 01:41:12,353 We were on assignment. We were supposed to kill two birds with one stone. 1461 01:41:13,600 --> 01:41:15,591 Destroy a piece of corporate art... 1462 01:41:15,680 --> 01:41:18,069 Operation latte thunder. Go! 1463 01:41:18,760 --> 01:41:21,797 And trash a franchise coffee bar. 1464 01:41:27,960 --> 01:41:30,190 We had it all worked out, sir. 1465 01:41:38,040 --> 01:41:41,191 - It went smooth until... - Police! Freeze! 1466 01:41:41,280 --> 01:41:43,919 - What? - They shot Bob. 1467 01:41:45,360 --> 01:41:47,669 - They shot him in the head. - Fucking pigs! 1468 01:41:52,840 --> 01:41:54,796 Oh, God! 1469 01:41:54,880 --> 01:41:57,997 - Those motherfuckers! - You morons. 1470 01:41:58,080 --> 01:42:02,039 You're running around in ski masks trying to blow things up? 1471 01:42:02,120 --> 01:42:04,680 What did you think was gonna happen?! 1472 01:42:06,400 --> 01:42:10,552 Ok, quick! Get rid of the evidence. We gotta get rid of this body! 1473 01:42:10,640 --> 01:42:13,393 - Bury him. - What? 1474 01:42:13,480 --> 01:42:15,630 Take him to the garden and bury him. 1475 01:42:15,720 --> 01:42:18,473 - Come on, people, let's go! - Get the fuck off! 1476 01:42:18,560 --> 01:42:21,677 Get away from him! What are you talking about? 1477 01:42:21,760 --> 01:42:24,228 This isn't fucking evidence. This is a person. 1478 01:42:24,320 --> 01:42:27,392 He's my friend and you're not burying him in the garden! 1479 01:42:27,480 --> 01:42:30,358 He was killed serving project mayhem, sir. 1480 01:42:30,440 --> 01:42:32,396 - This is Bob. - Sir, in... 1481 01:42:32,480 --> 01:42:34,471 In project mayhem, we have no names. 1482 01:42:34,560 --> 01:42:36,471 Now, you listen to me. 1483 01:42:36,560 --> 01:42:40,917 This is a man and he has a name, and it's Robert paulsen, ok? 1484 01:42:41,000 --> 01:42:42,831 - Robert paulsen. - He's a man... 1485 01:42:42,920 --> 01:42:45,639 And he's dead now because of us. Do you understand that? 1486 01:42:46,280 --> 01:42:48,475 I understand. 1487 01:42:50,640 --> 01:42:53,837 In death, a member of project mayhem... 1488 01:42:53,920 --> 01:42:55,911 Has a name. 1489 01:42:56,040 --> 01:42:58,838 His name is Robert paulsen. 1490 01:42:59,280 --> 01:43:01,271 His name is Robert paulsen. 1491 01:43:02,040 --> 01:43:04,600 His name... is Robert paulsen. 1492 01:43:04,680 --> 01:43:08,355 His name is Robert paulsen. 1493 01:43:08,440 --> 01:43:11,398 Come on, guys. Please. Stop it. 1494 01:43:11,480 --> 01:43:13,948 His name is Robert paulsen. 1495 01:43:14,040 --> 01:43:16,998 Shut up! This is all over with! 1496 01:43:20,120 --> 01:43:22,509 Get the fuck out of here. 1497 01:43:50,080 --> 01:43:54,312 - Tyler? - No, this is detective stern of the arson unit. 1498 01:43:54,400 --> 01:43:55,913 I need to see you... 1499 01:44:00,240 --> 01:44:04,119 I went to all the cities on Tyler's used ticket stubs, barhopping. 1500 01:44:04,200 --> 01:44:08,751 I didn't know how or why, but I could look at 50 different bars, and somehow I just knew. 1501 01:44:08,840 --> 01:44:13,231 I'm looking for Tyler durden. It's very important that I talk to him. 1502 01:44:13,320 --> 01:44:14,912 I wish I could help you... 1503 01:44:15,000 --> 01:44:17,195 Sir. 1504 01:44:22,280 --> 01:44:24,271 Every city I went to... 1505 01:44:25,280 --> 01:44:27,589 As soon as I set foot off the plane... 1506 01:44:28,160 --> 01:44:30,355 I knew a fight club was close. 1507 01:44:30,440 --> 01:44:32,032 Hey! Hey! 1508 01:44:33,080 --> 01:44:34,593 Taxi! 1509 01:44:34,680 --> 01:44:36,671 Look at my face. I'm a member. 1510 01:44:36,760 --> 01:44:39,194 Now, I just need to know if you've seen Tyler. 1511 01:44:39,280 --> 01:44:42,829 I'm not exposed to bespeak any such information to you... 1512 01:44:42,920 --> 01:44:47,436 Nor would I, even if I had said information at this juncture... be able. 1513 01:44:48,080 --> 01:44:51,629 - You're a moron. - I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 1514 01:44:52,920 --> 01:44:57,755 Tyler had been busy... setting up franchises all over the country. 1515 01:45:00,400 --> 01:45:04,678 Was I asleep? Had I slept? 1516 01:45:04,760 --> 01:45:06,910 Is Tyler my bad dream, or am I Tyler's? 1517 01:45:08,240 --> 01:45:11,198 - We've just heard the stories. - What kind of stories? 1518 01:45:11,280 --> 01:45:15,353 - Nobody knows what he looks like. - He has plastic surgery every three years. 1519 01:45:15,440 --> 01:45:18,352 That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 1520 01:45:18,440 --> 01:45:22,319 - Is it true about fight club in Miami? - Is Mr. durden building an army? 1521 01:45:22,400 --> 01:45:25,358 I was living in a state of perpetual déjà vu. 1522 01:45:26,120 --> 01:45:28,111 Everywhere I went... 1523 01:45:28,200 --> 01:45:30,077 I felt I'd already been there. 1524 01:45:30,160 --> 01:45:32,958 It was like following an invisible man. 1525 01:45:34,000 --> 01:45:35,991 The smell of dried blood... 1526 01:45:36,080 --> 01:45:39,470 Dirty, bare footprints circling each other. 1527 01:45:40,280 --> 01:45:43,352 That aroma of old sweat, like fried chicken. 1528 01:45:43,440 --> 01:45:46,830 The feel of a floor still warm from a fight the night before. 1529 01:45:47,680 --> 01:45:50,478 I was always just one step behind Tyler. 1530 01:45:53,280 --> 01:45:56,272 His name is Robert paulsen... 1531 01:46:00,720 --> 01:46:02,711 Welcome back, sir. 1532 01:46:03,640 --> 01:46:05,631 How have you been? 1533 01:46:05,720 --> 01:46:07,790 Do you know me? 1534 01:46:07,880 --> 01:46:10,189 Is this a test, sir? 1535 01:46:10,280 --> 01:46:12,077 No. This is not a test. 1536 01:46:12,160 --> 01:46:14,276 You were in here last Thursday. 1537 01:46:14,840 --> 01:46:17,035 Thursday? 1538 01:46:17,120 --> 01:46:20,908 You were standing where you are now, asking how good security is. 1539 01:46:21,560 --> 01:46:23,551 It's tight as a drum, sir. 1540 01:46:26,120 --> 01:46:28,190 Who do you think I am? 1541 01:46:28,280 --> 01:46:30,714 Are you sure this isn't a test? 1542 01:46:30,800 --> 01:46:32,631 No, this is not a test. 1543 01:46:32,720 --> 01:46:34,711 You're Mr. durden. 1544 01:46:36,000 --> 01:46:38,560 You're the one who gave me this. 1545 01:46:38,640 --> 01:46:42,679 Please return your seat backs to their full upright and locked position. 1546 01:46:53,640 --> 01:46:55,631 - Yeah? - Marla, it's me. 1547 01:46:55,720 --> 01:46:57,597 - Have we ever done it? - Done what? 1548 01:46:57,680 --> 01:46:58,999 Had sex? 1549 01:46:59,080 --> 01:47:01,150 What kind of stupid question is that? 1550 01:47:01,240 --> 01:47:03,515 Stupid because it's yes or because it's no? 1551 01:47:03,600 --> 01:47:06,068 - Is this a trick? - No. I need to know... 1552 01:47:06,160 --> 01:47:09,869 You wanna know if I think we were just having sex or making love? 1553 01:47:09,960 --> 01:47:13,236 - We did make love? - Is that what you're calling it? 1554 01:47:13,320 --> 01:47:16,039 Just answer the question! Did we do it or not?! 1555 01:47:16,120 --> 01:47:18,918 You fuck me, then snub me. You love me, you hate me. 1556 01:47:19,000 --> 01:47:21,753 You're sensitive, then you turn into an asshole. 1557 01:47:21,840 --> 01:47:24,400 Does that describe our relationship, Tyler? 1558 01:47:24,480 --> 01:47:26,471 We just lost cabin pressure. 1559 01:47:26,560 --> 01:47:27,993 What did you just say? 1560 01:47:28,080 --> 01:47:30,310 - What is wrong with you? - Say my name! 1561 01:47:30,400 --> 01:47:33,915 Tyler durden! You fucking freak! What's going on? 1562 01:47:34,000 --> 01:47:35,991 - I'm coming over! - I'm not there! 1563 01:47:36,080 --> 01:47:38,753 You broke your promise. 1564 01:47:38,840 --> 01:47:40,717 Jesus, Tyler. 1565 01:47:40,800 --> 01:47:44,110 - You fucking talked to her about me. - What the fuck is going on? 1566 01:47:44,200 --> 01:47:47,510 I asked you for one thing. One simple thing. 1567 01:47:47,600 --> 01:47:49,830 Why do people think that I'm you? 1568 01:47:50,360 --> 01:47:52,351 Answer me! 1569 01:47:54,640 --> 01:47:56,392 Sit. 1570 01:47:59,080 --> 01:48:01,674 Answer me. Why do people think I'm you? 1571 01:48:01,760 --> 01:48:03,830 I think you know. 1572 01:48:03,960 --> 01:48:06,428 - No, I don't. - Yes, you do. 1573 01:48:06,520 --> 01:48:09,159 Why would anyone possibly confuse you with me? 1574 01:48:09,240 --> 01:48:11,913 I... I don't know. 1575 01:48:16,480 --> 01:48:19,233 - You got it. - No. 1576 01:48:19,320 --> 01:48:21,356 - Do not fuck with us! - Say it. 1577 01:48:22,680 --> 01:48:24,636 Because... 1578 01:48:25,920 --> 01:48:27,035 Say it! 1579 01:48:28,640 --> 01:48:30,596 Because we're the same person. 1580 01:48:30,680 --> 01:48:32,716 That's right. 1581 01:48:32,800 --> 01:48:34,870 We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap. 1582 01:48:34,960 --> 01:48:38,509 - I don't understand this. - You wanted a way to change your life. 1583 01:48:38,600 --> 01:48:40,591 You could not do this on your own. 1584 01:48:40,680 --> 01:48:42,671 All the ways you wish you could be... 1585 01:48:42,760 --> 01:48:44,557 That's me. 1586 01:48:44,640 --> 01:48:47,677 I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. 1587 01:48:47,760 --> 01:48:49,990 I am smart, capable and, most importantly... 1588 01:48:50,080 --> 01:48:52,719 I'm free in all the ways that you are not. 1589 01:48:52,800 --> 01:48:53,755 Oh, no. 1590 01:48:53,840 --> 01:48:56,638 - Tyler's not here. Tyler went away. - What? 1591 01:48:56,720 --> 01:48:58,950 This isn't possible. This is crazy. 1592 01:48:59,040 --> 01:49:00,996 People do it every day. 1593 01:49:01,080 --> 01:49:04,470 They talk to themselves. They see themselves as they'd like to be. 1594 01:49:04,560 --> 01:49:07,677 They don't have the courage you have to just run with it. 1595 01:49:11,320 --> 01:49:14,551 You still wrestle with it, so sometimes you're still you. 1596 01:49:14,640 --> 01:49:19,156 - We should do this again sometime. - At times, you imagine you're watching me. 1597 01:49:19,240 --> 01:49:21,629 If this is your first time, you have to fight. 1598 01:49:21,720 --> 01:49:25,918 Little by little, you're just letting yourself become... 1599 01:49:26,720 --> 01:49:28,551 Tyler durden. 1600 01:49:28,640 --> 01:49:31,313 You are not your job or how much money you have! 1601 01:49:31,400 --> 01:49:33,709 - No. You have a house. - Rented in your name. 1602 01:49:33,800 --> 01:49:37,270 - You have jobs, a life. - You work nights because you can't sleep. 1603 01:49:37,360 --> 01:49:39,078 Or you stay up and make soap. 1604 01:49:39,160 --> 01:49:43,915 - You're fucking Marla, Tyler. - Technically, you are. It's all the same to her. 1605 01:49:45,560 --> 01:49:47,516 Oh, my God. 1606 01:49:48,480 --> 01:49:50,471 Now you see our dilemma. 1607 01:49:50,560 --> 01:49:52,755 She knows too much. 1608 01:49:52,840 --> 01:49:57,755 I think we're gonna have to talk about how this might compromise our goals. 1609 01:49:57,840 --> 01:49:59,876 What... what are you saying? 1610 01:50:00,800 --> 01:50:04,873 This is bullshit. This is bullshit, I'm not listening to this! 1611 01:50:04,960 --> 01:50:07,520 - You are insane! - No. You're insane. 1612 01:50:07,600 --> 01:50:10,239 We simply do not have time for this crap. 1613 01:50:11,640 --> 01:50:13,756 It's called a changeover. 1614 01:50:13,840 --> 01:50:15,831 The movie goes on... 1615 01:50:15,920 --> 01:50:18,912 And nobody in the audience has any idea. 1616 01:50:31,360 --> 01:50:34,875 - Sir! Are you checking out? - Yeah. Bill me. 1617 01:50:34,960 --> 01:50:37,269 Can you initial this list of phone calls? 1618 01:50:41,520 --> 01:50:45,399 - When were these made? - Between 2.00 and 3.30 this morning. 1619 01:50:51,000 --> 01:50:54,959 Have I been going to bed earlier every night? Have I been sleeping later? 1620 01:50:55,040 --> 01:50:59,716 Have I been Tyler longer and longer? 1621 01:51:02,120 --> 01:51:04,429 Is anybody here? 1622 01:51:07,000 --> 01:51:08,991 Déjà vu all over again. 1623 01:51:10,600 --> 01:51:12,989 With enough soap, one could blow up anything. 1624 01:51:15,240 --> 01:51:17,231 Oh, my God. 1625 01:51:20,960 --> 01:51:23,235 - 1888. - Who am I calling? 1626 01:51:23,640 --> 01:51:27,155 1888 Franklin. This is maintenance. Hello? 1627 01:51:28,280 --> 01:51:29,838 Hello? 1628 01:51:29,920 --> 01:51:31,911 1888 Franklin street? 1629 01:51:32,000 --> 01:51:33,991 Yes. Can I help you? 1630 01:51:36,360 --> 01:51:38,828 - Hello? - Yeah, yeah. 1631 01:51:38,920 --> 01:51:41,354 I need to talk to your supervisor right away. 1632 01:51:41,440 --> 01:51:43,431 - Speaking. - Ok, listen to me. 1633 01:51:43,520 --> 01:51:46,557 Something terrible is about to happen to your building. 1634 01:51:46,640 --> 01:51:48,631 It's under control, sir. 1635 01:51:49,080 --> 01:51:52,470 - Excuse me? - Don't worry about us, sir. We're solid. 1636 01:51:56,560 --> 01:51:57,834 2160. 1637 01:52:05,160 --> 01:52:07,549 Marla! Marla! Hey, wait! 1638 01:52:09,200 --> 01:52:11,873 Wait! I gotta talk to you! Marla! Marla! 1639 01:52:11,960 --> 01:52:15,953 Your bald freaks hit me with a fucking broom! They almost broke my arm! 1640 01:52:16,040 --> 01:52:18,679 They were burning their fingertips with lye. 1641 01:52:18,760 --> 01:52:22,548 This needs a tremendous act of faith on your part, but hear me out. 1642 01:52:22,640 --> 01:52:26,428 - Here comes an avalanche of bullshit. - A little more faith than that. 1643 01:52:29,520 --> 01:52:31,988 I don't wanna hear anything you have to say. 1644 01:52:32,080 --> 01:52:34,116 You have every right to be... 1645 01:52:34,680 --> 01:52:36,477 I'll just have a coffee, thanks. 1646 01:52:36,560 --> 01:52:39,393 Sir. Anything you order is free of charge, sir. 1647 01:52:39,480 --> 01:52:41,436 Why is it free of charge? 1648 01:52:41,520 --> 01:52:43,476 - Don't ask. - Whatever. 1649 01:52:43,560 --> 01:52:48,839 Er... I'll have the clam chowder, fried chicken and baked potato and a chocolate chiffon pie. 1650 01:52:48,920 --> 01:52:50,911 Clean food, please. 1651 01:52:51,000 --> 01:52:53,912 In that case, may I advise against the clam chowder. 1652 01:52:54,000 --> 01:52:55,991 No clam chowder. Thank you. 1653 01:52:57,400 --> 01:52:59,550 You got about 30 seconds. 1654 01:53:02,120 --> 01:53:04,554 I know I've been acting very strange, ok? 1655 01:53:04,640 --> 01:53:07,916 - I know it seems there's two sides to me... - Two sides? 1656 01:53:08,000 --> 01:53:12,835 - You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. jackass. - I know. But I realized something important. 1657 01:53:12,920 --> 01:53:16,833 - What? - The nature of our relationship wasn't clear... 1658 01:53:16,920 --> 01:53:19,195 To me for reasons I won't go into. 1659 01:53:19,280 --> 01:53:21,748 - I know I haven't treated you well. - Whatever. 1660 01:53:21,840 --> 01:53:24,434 No, no. Fifteen seconds, please! 1661 01:53:24,520 --> 01:53:26,715 Fifteen seconds, don't open your mouth. 1662 01:53:26,800 --> 01:53:28,791 I'm trying to tell you I'm sorry. 1663 01:53:28,880 --> 01:53:32,998 What I've come to realize is that I really like you, Marla. 1664 01:53:33,080 --> 01:53:35,116 You do? 1665 01:53:35,200 --> 01:53:36,997 I really do. 1666 01:53:37,080 --> 01:53:41,232 I care about you and I don't want anything bad to happen to you because of me. 1667 01:53:41,320 --> 01:53:43,959 Marla, your life is in danger. 1668 01:53:44,040 --> 01:53:45,871 What? 1669 01:53:45,960 --> 01:53:49,509 You need to leave town for a while. Get out of any major city. 1670 01:53:49,600 --> 01:53:52,273 - Just go camping... - You're an insane person. 1671 01:53:52,360 --> 01:53:55,670 - No. I've involved you in something terrible. - No. Shut up! 1672 01:53:55,760 --> 01:53:58,194 - You're not safe. - Shut up! 1673 01:53:59,920 --> 01:54:04,198 - Listen, I tried, Tyler. I really tried. - I know you did. 1674 01:54:04,280 --> 01:54:07,192 There are things about you I like. You're smart, funny. 1675 01:54:07,280 --> 01:54:09,157 You're spectacular in bed. 1676 01:54:09,240 --> 01:54:10,593 But... 1677 01:54:10,680 --> 01:54:12,671 You're intolerable. 1678 01:54:12,760 --> 01:54:15,149 You have very serious emotional problems. 1679 01:54:15,240 --> 01:54:19,028 Deep-seated problems for which you should seek professional help. 1680 01:54:19,120 --> 01:54:22,908 - I know, and I'm sorry. - You're sorry, I'm sorry. Everyone's sorry. 1681 01:54:24,040 --> 01:54:26,031 I can't do this any more. 1682 01:54:26,120 --> 01:54:28,111 I can't. 1683 01:54:28,200 --> 01:54:30,191 And I won't. 1684 01:54:30,280 --> 01:54:32,236 I'm gone. 1685 01:54:32,320 --> 01:54:34,880 You can't leave, Marla! You're not safe! 1686 01:54:37,600 --> 01:54:40,160 - Marla, you don't understand! - Leave me alone! 1687 01:54:40,240 --> 01:54:42,674 - Marla, I am trying to protect you! - Let go! 1688 01:54:42,760 --> 01:54:45,638 - I don't ever wanna see you again! - That's fine... 1689 01:54:45,720 --> 01:54:47,711 Here, wait right here! 1690 01:54:51,480 --> 01:54:53,914 Hold it right there! Shut up! 1691 01:54:54,000 --> 01:54:56,036 Take this money and get on this bus. 1692 01:54:56,120 --> 01:54:58,190 I promise I won't bother you again. 1693 01:54:58,280 --> 01:54:59,679 Shut up! 1694 01:54:59,760 --> 01:55:02,832 Please get on the bus. Please get on the bus. 1695 01:55:03,960 --> 01:55:05,951 Why are you doing this? 1696 01:55:06,040 --> 01:55:09,953 They think you're a threat. I can't explain it now, just trust me! 1697 01:55:10,040 --> 01:55:14,238 - If I know where you are, you won't be safe. - I'll keep this, it's asshole tax. 1698 01:55:14,320 --> 01:55:18,518 - Fine. Remember, stay out of major cities. - Tyler. 1699 01:55:20,000 --> 01:55:22,719 You're the worst thing that ever happened to me. 1700 01:55:37,120 --> 01:55:39,680 Hello. I need you to arrest me. 1701 01:55:39,760 --> 01:55:42,399 I am the leader of a terrorist organization... 1702 01:55:42,480 --> 01:55:47,235 Responsible for numerous acts of vandalism and assault all over this city. 1703 01:55:47,320 --> 01:55:51,029 In the metropolitan area, we had probably 200 members. 1704 01:55:51,120 --> 01:55:54,795 Chapters have sprung up in five or six other major cities already. 1705 01:55:54,920 --> 01:55:57,832 This is a tightly-regimented organization... 1706 01:55:57,920 --> 01:56:03,313 With many cells capable of operating independent of central leadership. 1707 01:56:03,400 --> 01:56:07,109 Go to the house, ok? 1537 paper street. 1708 01:56:07,200 --> 01:56:09,031 That's our headquarters. 1709 01:56:09,120 --> 01:56:11,588 In the back, buried in the garden... 1710 01:56:11,680 --> 01:56:14,592 You'll find the body of Robert paulsen. 1711 01:56:14,680 --> 01:56:17,877 In the basement, you're gonna find some bathtubs... 1712 01:56:17,960 --> 01:56:23,080 That have been used very recently to make large quantities of Nitroglycerin. 1713 01:56:23,160 --> 01:56:25,116 I believe the plan is to blow up... 1714 01:56:25,200 --> 01:56:28,158 The headquarters of these credit card companies... 1715 01:56:28,240 --> 01:56:30,231 And the trw building. 1716 01:56:31,160 --> 01:56:34,357 Why these buildings? Why credit card companies? 1717 01:56:34,440 --> 01:56:37,910 If you erase the debt record, then we all go back to zero. 1718 01:56:38,720 --> 01:56:40,711 You'll create total chaos. 1719 01:56:42,240 --> 01:56:45,357 Keep him talking. I need to make a phone call. 1720 01:56:55,480 --> 01:56:57,630 I really admire what you're doing. 1721 01:56:58,080 --> 01:57:00,071 What? 1722 01:57:00,160 --> 01:57:02,116 You're a brave man to order this. 1723 01:57:02,200 --> 01:57:03,918 You're a genius, sir. 1724 01:57:04,000 --> 01:57:08,551 You said if anyone ever interferes with project mayhem, even you... 1725 01:57:08,640 --> 01:57:10,870 We gotta get his balls. 1726 01:57:12,240 --> 01:57:15,277 - Don't fight. - It's a powerful gesture, Mr. durden. 1727 01:57:15,360 --> 01:57:18,272 - It will set an example. - You're making a big mistake! 1728 01:57:18,360 --> 01:57:21,079 - You said you'd say that. - I'm not Tyler durden! 1729 01:57:21,160 --> 01:57:24,869 - You told us you'd say that too. - All right. I am Tyler durden. 1730 01:57:24,960 --> 01:57:27,554 Listen to me. I'm giving you a direct order. 1731 01:57:27,640 --> 01:57:31,633 - We're aborting this mission now. - You said you would definitely say that. 1732 01:57:37,520 --> 01:57:40,910 Are you fucking out of your minds? You're police officers! 1733 01:57:41,720 --> 01:57:43,711 Is somebody timing this? 1734 01:57:43,880 --> 01:57:46,713 Keep your mouth shut. 1735 01:57:46,800 --> 01:57:48,791 Shit! 1736 01:57:51,320 --> 01:57:53,993 - Some of this information checks out. - Uh-huh. 1737 01:57:54,080 --> 01:57:57,231 - Let's go to that house on paper street. - Be right there. 1738 01:57:57,920 --> 01:57:59,638 Hey, wait! 1739 01:58:00,280 --> 01:58:02,714 - I got him. - Sir, we have to do this. 1740 01:58:02,800 --> 01:58:05,189 - Stop fighting! - Where's the rubber band? 1741 01:58:05,280 --> 01:58:07,669 Get away from me! Drop that fucking knife! 1742 01:58:11,080 --> 01:58:14,356 Back up. Face down on the floor right now! 1743 01:58:15,560 --> 01:58:17,516 Get down on the floor! 1744 01:58:22,080 --> 01:58:24,833 The first person that comes out of this door... 1745 01:58:24,920 --> 01:58:26,797 Gets a lead salad! Understand? 1746 01:58:50,160 --> 01:58:52,628 Get away! Stay away! 1747 01:59:05,040 --> 01:59:07,031 I ran. 1748 01:59:07,560 --> 01:59:11,553 I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. 1749 01:59:14,080 --> 01:59:16,071 Then I ran some more. 1750 01:59:55,080 --> 01:59:57,310 What the fuck are you doing? 1751 01:59:57,400 --> 02:00:00,233 Running around in your underpants! You look crazy! 1752 02:00:00,320 --> 02:00:03,312 No. I'm onto you. I know what's going on here. 1753 02:00:03,400 --> 02:00:08,110 Come on, then. I got us a great place to watch from. It'll be like pay-per-view. 1754 02:00:54,120 --> 02:00:56,680 - Oh, Christ. - Now what are you doing? 1755 02:00:56,760 --> 02:00:59,991 - I'm stopping this. - Why? 1756 02:01:00,080 --> 02:01:03,311 - The greatest thing you've ever done. - I can't let this happen. 1757 02:01:03,400 --> 02:01:06,517 There are 10 other bombs in 10 other buildings. 1758 02:01:06,600 --> 02:01:08,830 Since when is project mayhem about murder? 1759 02:01:08,920 --> 02:01:10,831 The buildings are empty. 1760 02:01:10,920 --> 02:01:13,639 We're not killing anyone. We're setting 'em free! 1761 02:01:13,720 --> 02:01:16,393 Bob is dead. They shot him in the head. 1762 02:01:16,480 --> 02:01:19,711 You wanna make an omelet, you gotta break some eggs. 1763 02:01:19,800 --> 02:01:23,236 No. I'm not listening to you. You're not even there. 1764 02:01:29,040 --> 02:01:33,238 I wouldn't do that. Not unless you knew which wires were what. 1765 02:01:33,320 --> 02:01:34,958 If you know, I know. 1766 02:01:40,360 --> 02:01:44,512 Or maybe I knew you'd know, so I spent all day thinking about the wrong ones. 1767 02:01:52,720 --> 02:01:53,755 You think? 1768 02:01:55,680 --> 02:01:57,671 Oh, heavens, no. Not the green one. 1769 02:01:58,520 --> 02:02:01,398 Pull any one but the green one. 1770 02:02:05,920 --> 02:02:08,434 I asked you not to do that! 1771 02:02:10,200 --> 02:02:11,713 Fuck! 1772 02:02:12,600 --> 02:02:14,636 Tyler, get away from the van. 1773 02:02:16,760 --> 02:02:19,991 Tyler, I'm not kidding! Get away from the van! 1774 02:02:20,080 --> 02:02:21,399 Goddamn it! 1775 02:02:22,560 --> 02:02:24,949 Whoa! Whoa! 1776 02:02:27,480 --> 02:02:28,799 Ok. 1777 02:02:28,880 --> 02:02:32,111 You are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend... 1778 02:02:32,200 --> 02:02:34,668 Near 400 gallons of Nitroglycerin! 1779 02:02:36,800 --> 02:02:38,472 Cool it, Tyler! 1780 02:02:51,160 --> 02:02:53,151 Aw, come on! 1781 02:02:53,240 --> 02:02:55,196 Don't go! 1782 02:03:31,240 --> 02:03:32,389 What?! 1783 02:04:15,760 --> 02:04:17,478 Three minutes. 1784 02:04:17,560 --> 02:04:19,755 This is it. 1785 02:04:19,840 --> 02:04:21,796 The beginning. 1786 02:04:21,880 --> 02:04:23,757 Ground zero. 1787 02:04:23,840 --> 02:04:26,035 I think this is about where we came in. 1788 02:04:26,120 --> 02:04:28,475 Do you have a speech for the occasion? 1789 02:04:28,560 --> 02:04:31,472 I'm sorry? 1790 02:04:31,560 --> 02:04:33,551 I still can't think of anything. 1791 02:04:35,520 --> 02:04:37,511 Ah. Flashback humor. 1792 02:04:42,400 --> 02:04:44,356 It's getting exciting now. 1793 02:04:45,840 --> 02:04:47,558 Two and a half. 1794 02:04:47,640 --> 02:04:50,108 Think of everything we've accomplished. 1795 02:04:50,200 --> 02:04:54,796 Out these windows, we will view the collapse of financial history. 1796 02:04:54,880 --> 02:04:58,429 One step closer to economic equilibrium. 1797 02:05:11,480 --> 02:05:13,755 Why is she here? 1798 02:05:13,840 --> 02:05:15,671 Tying up loose ends. 1799 02:05:15,760 --> 02:05:18,718 Put me down, you baldheaded fuck! 1800 02:05:18,800 --> 02:05:21,792 - I beg you, please don't do this. - I'm not doing this. 1801 02:05:21,880 --> 02:05:25,190 - We are doing this. This is what we want. - No. 1802 02:05:25,280 --> 02:05:29,796 - I don't want this. - Right. Except you is meaningless now. 1803 02:05:29,880 --> 02:05:33,714 - We have to forget about you. - You're a voice in my head. 1804 02:05:33,800 --> 02:05:35,791 You're a voice in mine! 1805 02:05:35,880 --> 02:05:38,599 - Why can't I get rid of you? - You need me. 1806 02:05:38,680 --> 02:05:40,671 No. I don't. I really don't any more. 1807 02:05:40,760 --> 02:05:44,878 You created me. I didn't create some loser alter ego to make me feel better. 1808 02:05:44,960 --> 02:05:48,748 - Take some responsibility. - I do. I am responsible for all of it... 1809 02:05:48,880 --> 02:05:50,518 And I accept that. 1810 02:05:50,600 --> 02:05:54,479 So, please, I'm begging you, please call this off. 1811 02:05:56,400 --> 02:05:58,516 Have I ever let us down? 1812 02:05:59,880 --> 02:06:02,110 How far have you come because of me?! 1813 02:06:07,760 --> 02:06:09,751 I will bring us through this. 1814 02:06:09,840 --> 02:06:13,469 As always, I will carry you kicking and screaming... 1815 02:06:13,560 --> 02:06:15,869 And in the end you will thank me. 1816 02:06:16,360 --> 02:06:18,749 Tyler. Tyler. 1817 02:06:18,840 --> 02:06:22,230 I'm grateful to you. For everything that you've done for me. 1818 02:06:22,320 --> 02:06:24,880 But this is too much. I don't want this. 1819 02:06:24,960 --> 02:06:30,034 What do you want? Your shitjob back? Fucking condo world, watching sitcoms? 1820 02:06:30,120 --> 02:06:32,111 Fuck you! I won't do it. 1821 02:06:32,920 --> 02:06:36,595 - This can't be happening. - It's already done, so shut up! 1822 02:06:36,680 --> 02:06:38,238 60 seconds till cri. 1823 02:06:38,760 --> 02:06:40,751 No. 1824 02:06:42,560 --> 02:06:45,233 I can figure this out. This isn't even real. 1825 02:06:45,320 --> 02:06:48,835 You're not real, that gun... that gun isn't even in your hand. 1826 02:06:50,280 --> 02:06:52,271 The gun's in my hand. 1827 02:06:57,080 --> 02:06:59,435 Good for you. It doesn't change a thing. 1828 02:07:07,960 --> 02:07:10,520 Why do you wanna put a gun to your head? 1829 02:07:10,600 --> 02:07:12,591 Not my head, Tyler. 1830 02:07:13,160 --> 02:07:15,116 Our head. 1831 02:07:16,560 --> 02:07:18,551 Interesting. 1832 02:07:21,440 --> 02:07:24,000 Where are you going with this, Ikea boy? 1833 02:07:30,200 --> 02:07:33,078 Hey. It's you and me. 1834 02:07:35,680 --> 02:07:37,671 Friends? 1835 02:07:38,480 --> 02:07:40,471 Tyler... 1836 02:07:43,760 --> 02:07:46,035 I want you to really listen to me. 1837 02:07:46,120 --> 02:07:48,475 Ok. 1838 02:07:48,560 --> 02:07:50,551 My eyes are open. 1839 02:08:08,520 --> 02:08:10,476 What's that smell? 1840 02:08:29,280 --> 02:08:32,158 - Where is everybody? - Oh, no. What's going on? 1841 02:08:32,800 --> 02:08:34,313 Mr. durden! 1842 02:08:35,360 --> 02:08:37,112 Oh, my God! 1843 02:08:42,280 --> 02:08:45,352 Are you... are you all right, sir? 1844 02:08:45,440 --> 02:08:49,228 - Oh, yeah, I'm ok. - You look terrible, sir. What happened? 1845 02:08:49,320 --> 02:08:53,154 - Nothing, it's no problem. - No, no, no, sir. He's not kidding. 1846 02:08:53,240 --> 02:08:55,879 - You look awful. You need assistance. - I'm fine. 1847 02:08:56,000 --> 02:08:59,436 Look, I'm fine... Everything's fine. 1848 02:09:01,640 --> 02:09:03,790 Ow! Stop it! 1849 02:09:03,880 --> 02:09:06,872 - Let her go. - Christ almighty! 1850 02:09:06,960 --> 02:09:08,678 You! 1851 02:09:08,760 --> 02:09:10,751 Hi, Marla. 1852 02:09:11,240 --> 02:09:15,870 - Leave her with me. Meet me downstairs. - Are you sure? 1853 02:09:15,960 --> 02:09:17,951 Yes, I'm sure. 1854 02:09:19,000 --> 02:09:22,959 You fucker! What kind of sick fucking game are you playing at?! 1855 02:09:23,040 --> 02:09:25,634 Putting me on a... oh, my God, your face! 1856 02:09:25,720 --> 02:09:27,153 Yeah, I know. 1857 02:09:31,720 --> 02:09:33,551 What happened? 1858 02:09:33,640 --> 02:09:35,676 - Don't ask. - You're shot. 1859 02:09:35,760 --> 02:09:37,751 - Yes, I'm shot. - Oh, my God. 1860 02:09:38,640 --> 02:09:41,552 - I can't believe he's standing. - One tough motherfucker. 1861 02:09:45,200 --> 02:09:46,997 Who did this? 1862 02:09:47,080 --> 02:09:49,469 I did, actually. 1863 02:09:49,560 --> 02:09:51,551 Find some gauze. 1864 02:09:52,840 --> 02:09:54,796 You shot yourself? 1865 02:09:54,880 --> 02:09:57,440 Yes, but it's ok. Marla, look at me. 1866 02:09:57,520 --> 02:09:59,670 I'm really ok. 1867 02:09:59,760 --> 02:10:03,548 Trust me. Everything's gonna be fine. 1868 02:10:15,840 --> 02:10:19,594 You met me at a very strange time in my life. 1869 02:10:20,305 --> 02:11:20,397 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today