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Who are the real-world Illuminati ?
Find out @ saveanilluminati.com

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People are always asking me

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if I know Tyler Durden.

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3 minutes.

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Ground zero.

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Would you like to say a few
words to mark the occasion?

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With a gun barrel between your teeth,

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you speak only in vowels.

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I can't think of anything.

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For a second I totally forget

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about Tyler's whole
controlled demolition thing,

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and I wonder how clean that gun is.

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Getting exciting now.

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That old saying,

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how you always hurt the one you love?

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Well, it works both ways.

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We have front row seats

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for this theater of mass destruction.

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The demolitions committee
of Project Mayhem

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wrapped the foundation
columns of a dozen buildings

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with blasting gelatin. In 2 minutes,

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primary charges will blow base charges

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and a few square blocks

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will be reduced to smoldering rubble.

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I know this...

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because Tyler knows this.

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2 1/2.

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Think of everything we've accomplished.

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And suddenly, I realize
that all of this:

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The gun, the bombs, the revolution...

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has got something to do with
a girl named Marla Singer.

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Bob. Bob had bitch-tits.

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This was a support group for
men with testicular cancer.

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The big moosey slobbering all over me,

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that was Bob.

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We're still men.

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Yes, we're men.

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Men is what we are.

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8 months ago, Bob's
testicles were removed.

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Then hormone therapy.
He developed bitch-tits

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because his testosterone was too high,

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and his body upped the estrogen.

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And that was where I fit...

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They're gonna have to
open up my pecks again

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and drain the fluid.

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Between those huge, sweating tits

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that hung enormous the way
you'd think of God’s as big.

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OK. You cry now.

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No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier.

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For 6 months, I couldn't sleep.

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I couldn't sleep. I couldn't sleep.

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With insomnia, nothing's real.

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Everything's far away.

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Everything's a copy of a copy of a copy.

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When deep space exploration ramps up,

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it'll be the corporations
that names everything:

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The I.B.M. Stellar sphere,

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the Microsoft Galaxy,

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Planet Starbucks.

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Gonna need you out of town
a little more this week.

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We got some red flags to cover.

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It must've been Tuesday.

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He was wearing his cornflower-blue tie.

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You want me to deprioritize
my current reports

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until you advise of a status upgrade?

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Make these your primary action items.

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Here's your flight coupons.

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Call me from the road
if there's any snags.

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He was full of pep.

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Must have had his grandee latte enema.

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Like so many others,
I had become a slave

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to the IKEA nesting instinct.

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Uh, yes. I'd like to order
the Erica Pekkary dust ruffles.

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Please hold.

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If I saw something clever

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Like a little coffee table
in the shape of a yin-yang,

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I had to have it.

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The Klipske personal office unit,

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the Hovetrekke home exert-bike,

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or the Johannshamn sofa

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with the Strinne green stripe pattern.

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Even the Rizlampa wire lamps

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of environmentally
friendly unbleached paper.

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I'd flip through catalogs and wonder:

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What kind of dining set
defines me as a person?

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I had it all.

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Even the glass dishes

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with tiny bubbles and imperfections.

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Proof that they were crafted
by the honest, simple,

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hard-working
indigenous peoples of -

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Please hold.

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Wherever.

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I was holding.

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We used to read pornography.

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Now it was the Horchow collection.

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No, you can't die from insomnia.

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What about narcolepsy?

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I nod off. I wake up in strange places.

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I have no idea how I got there.

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You need to lighten up.

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Can you please just get me something?

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Red and blue Tuenois,
lipstick-red Seconais.

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No. You need healthy natural sleep.

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Chew some Valerian root
and get more exercise.

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Hey, come on. I'm in pain.

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You wanna see pain?

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Swing by First Methodist Tuesday nights.

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See the guys with testicular cancer.

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That's pain.

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I always wanted 3 kids,

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2 boys and a girl.

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Mindy wanted 2 girls and a boy.

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We never could agree on anything.

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Well, uh, you know, she-

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She had her first child last week, a...

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a girl.

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With-With her, uh,
with her new husband.

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Fuck.

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Hey-Hey, thank God, you know.

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I'm-I'm glad for her.

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Because she deserves it.

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Everyone, let's thank Thomas
for sharing himself with us.

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Thank you, Thomas.

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I look around this room,
and I see a lot of courage,

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and that gives me strength.

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We give each other strength.

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It's time for
the one-on-ones.

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So let's all of us here
follow Thomas' good example

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and really open ourselves up.

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Would you find a partner?

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And this is how I met the big moosey...

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Come on. Let's go over here.

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His eyes already
shrink-wrapped in tears...

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knees together, those
awkward little steps.

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My name is Bob.

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Bob.

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Bob had been a champion body-builder.

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You know that chest-expansion program

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you see on late-night
TV? That was his idea.

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I was a juicer.

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You know, using steroids.

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Diabonal and...

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Wistrol. Oh, they use that

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on racehorses, for Christ sakes.

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And now I'm bankrupt.

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I'm divorced.

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My 2 grown kids...

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won't even return my phone calls.

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Strangers with this kind of honesty

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make me go a big rubbery one.

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Go ahead, Cornelius.

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You can cry.

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And then, something happened.

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I let go.

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That's really good.

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Lost in oblivion...

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dark and silent and complete.

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I found freedom.

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Losing all hope was freedom.

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It's OK.

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Babies don't sleep this well.

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I became addicted.

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Come on.

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If I didn't say anything...

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people always assumed the worst.

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Welcome, Travis.

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Welcome, Travis.

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They cried harder...

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then I cried harder.

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Now we're going to open the green door,

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the heart chakra.

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I wasn't really dying.

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I wasn't host to cancer or parasites.

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I was the warm little center

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that the life of this
world crowded around.

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Imagine your pain

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as a white ball of healing light.

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It moves over your body, healing you.

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Now, keep this going.
Remember to breathe,

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and step forward

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through the back door of the room.

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Where does it lead?

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To your cave.

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Step forward into your cave.

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That's right.

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You're going deeper into your cave,

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and you're going to
find your power animal.

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Slide.

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Every evening, I died...

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and every evening, I was born again.

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Resurrected.

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Bob loved me because he thought

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my testicles were removed, too.

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Being there...

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pressed against his tits,

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ready to cry.

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This was my vacation.

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And she ruined everything.

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This is cancer, right?

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This chick Marla Singer

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did not have testicular cancer.

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She was a liar.

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She had no diseases at all.

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I had seen her at Free and Clear

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my blood parasites group Thursdays.

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Then at Hope, my bimonthly
sickle cell circle.

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And again at Seize the Day,

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my tuberculosis Friday night.

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Marla, the big tourist.

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Her lie reflected my lie,

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and suddenly, I felt nothing.

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I couldn't cry.

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So once again, I couldn't sleep.

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Next group, after guided meditation,

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after we open our heart chakras,

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when it's time to hug,

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I'm gonna grab that little bitch

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Marla Singer and scream...

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Marla, you liar! You big tourist!

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I need this! Now get out!

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I hadn't slept in 4 days.

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Absolutely. We'll just let that dry.

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When you have insomnia,

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you're never really asleep...

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and you're never really awake.

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To begin tonight's communion,

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Chloe would like to say a few words.

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Oh, yeah... Chloe.

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Chloe looked the way

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Meryl Streep's skeleton would look

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if you made it smile
and walk around the party

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being extra nice to everybody.

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Well, I'm still here,

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but I don't know for how long.

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That's as much certainty

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as anyone can give me.

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But I've got some good news.

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I no longer have

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any fear of death.

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But I am in a pretty lonely place.

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No one will have sex with me.

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I'm so close to the end,

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and all I want is to get
laid for the last time.

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I have pornographic
movies in my apartment,

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and lubricants and amyl nitrate.

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Chloe...

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Everyone, let's thank Chloe.

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Now, let's... ready ourselves

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for guided meditation.

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You're standing at the
entrance of your cave.

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You step inside your cave, and you walk.

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If I did have a tumor...

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I'd name it Marla.

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Marla...

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the little scratch on
the roof of your mouth

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that would heal if only
you could stop tonguing it,

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but you can't.

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...deeper into your cave

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as you walk.

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You feel the healing
energy of this place

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all around you.

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Now find your power animal.

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Slide.

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OK. Now let's partner up.

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Pick someone special to you tonight.

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Hey.

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We need to talk.

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Sure.

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I'm onto you.

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What?

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Yeah. You're a faker.

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You're not dying.

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Sorry?

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In the Tibetan philosophy,
Sylvia Plath sense of the word,

275
00:15:23,154 --> 00:15:24,814
I know we're all
- we're all dying, all right?

276
00:15:24,888 --> 00:15:27,357
But you're not dying the way
Chloe back there is dying.

277
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:29,549
So?

278
00:15:30,628 --> 00:15:32,425
So you're a tourist.

279
00:15:32,497 --> 00:15:34,431
OK? I've seen you. I saw you-

280
00:15:34,499 --> 00:15:35,795
saw you at melanoma,

281
00:15:35,866 --> 00:15:37,164
saw you at tuberculosis,

282
00:15:37,235 --> 00:15:39,169
I saw you at testicular cancer.

283
00:15:39,237 --> 00:15:40,932
I saw you practicing this.

284
00:15:41,005 --> 00:15:42,302
Practicing what?

285
00:15:42,373 --> 00:15:43,431
Telling me off.

286
00:15:43,508 --> 00:15:46,170
Is it going as well as you hoped...

287
00:15:46,244 --> 00:15:47,337
"RUPERT"?

288
00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:48,744
I'll expose you.

289
00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:50,805
Go ahead. I'll expose you.

290
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:52,078
All right, come together.

291
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,381
Let yourselves cry.

292
00:16:01,927 --> 00:16:03,691
Oh, God, why are you doing this?

293
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:06,287
It's cheaper than a movie,
and there's free coffee.

294
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:07,356
No, look...

295
00:16:07,435 --> 00:16:09,336
this is important, OK?

296
00:16:09,404 --> 00:16:10,370
These are my groups.

297
00:16:10,438 --> 00:16:12,030
I've been coming here for over a year.

298
00:16:12,106 --> 00:16:14,200
Why do you do it?

299
00:16:14,276 --> 00:16:15,334
I don't know.

300
00:16:15,410 --> 00:16:16,842
When people think you're dying,

301
00:16:16,911 --> 00:16:18,504
man, they really, really listen to you

302
00:16:18,580 --> 00:16:19,706
instead of just...

303
00:16:19,781 --> 00:16:23,307
Instead of just waiting
for their turn to speak.

304
00:16:23,384 --> 00:16:25,319
Yeah.

305
00:16:25,387 --> 00:16:26,980
Yeah.

306
00:16:27,056 --> 00:16:29,524
Share yourself... completely.

307
00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:32,125
OK, you don't want to get into this.

308
00:16:32,195 --> 00:16:33,752
It becomes an addiction.

309
00:16:33,829 --> 00:16:34,819
Really?

310
00:16:34,898 --> 00:16:36,058
I'm not kidding.

311
00:16:36,132 --> 00:16:38,225
I can't cry if there's
another faker present,

312
00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:39,392
and I need this.

313
00:16:39,469 --> 00:16:41,334
So you got to find somewhere else to go.

314
00:16:41,404 --> 00:16:43,736
Candy stripe a cancer ward.

315
00:16:43,806 --> 00:16:45,671
It's not my problem.

316
00:16:48,111 --> 00:16:49,601
Wait, wait, wait.

317
00:16:49,679 --> 00:16:51,203
Whoa. Hold on. I'll tell you.

318
00:16:51,281 --> 00:16:52,839
We're gonna split up the week, OK?

319
00:16:52,916 --> 00:16:54,884
You take lymphoma and tuberculosis-

320
00:16:54,951 --> 00:16:56,077
You take tuberculosis.

321
00:16:56,152 --> 00:16:57,710
My smoking doesn't go over at all.

322
00:16:57,787 --> 00:16:59,220
OK. Good. Fine.

323
00:16:59,289 --> 00:17:01,383
Testicular cancer should
be no contest, I think.

324
00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:02,424
Well, technically,

325
00:17:02,492 --> 00:17:04,221
I have more right to be there than you.

326
00:17:04,294 --> 00:17:05,352
You still have your bails.

327
00:17:05,428 --> 00:17:06,361
You're kidding.

328
00:17:06,430 --> 00:17:08,227
I don't know. Am I?

329
00:17:08,299 --> 00:17:09,857
No. No.

330
00:17:09,934 --> 00:17:10,923
What do you want?

331
00:17:11,001 --> 00:17:12,526
I'll take the parasites.

332
00:17:12,604 --> 00:17:14,070
You can't have both the parasites,

333
00:17:14,138 --> 00:17:15,469
but why don't you take
the blood parasites-

334
00:17:15,539 --> 00:17:16,768
I want brain parasites.

335
00:17:16,841 --> 00:17:18,468
I'll take the blood parasites,

336
00:17:18,543 --> 00:17:20,271
but I'm gonna take the
organic brain dementia-

337
00:17:20,344 --> 00:17:21,276
I want that.

338
00:17:21,345 --> 00:17:22,643
You can't have the whole brain.

339
00:17:22,714 --> 00:17:25,307
So far you have 4. I only have 2.

340
00:17:25,382 --> 00:17:26,576
OK.

341
00:17:26,650 --> 00:17:29,349
Take both the parasites. They're yours.

342
00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:31,219
Now we both have 3.

343
00:17:35,228 --> 00:17:37,719
Hey, you left half your clothes!

344
00:17:53,915 --> 00:17:55,735
What, are you selling those?

345
00:17:55,869 --> 00:17:57,598
Yes! I'm selling some clothes.

346
00:17:57,670 --> 00:17:58,728
So,

347
00:17:58,805 --> 00:18:00,136
we each have 3. That's 6.

348
00:18:00,206 --> 00:18:02,436
What about the seventh day?
I want ascending bowel cancer.

349
00:18:02,509 --> 00:18:03,942
The girl had done her homework.

350
00:18:04,010 --> 00:18:04,942
Thank you.

351
00:18:05,011 --> 00:18:05,943
No. No, I...

352
00:18:06,012 --> 00:18:08,242
I want bowel cancer.

353
00:18:08,314 --> 00:18:10,044
That's your favorite, too?

354
00:18:10,117 --> 00:18:12,346
Try to slip it by me, eh?

355
00:18:12,418 --> 00:18:13,885
Look, we're gonna split it, OK?

356
00:18:13,953 --> 00:18:15,717
Take the first and third
Sunday of the month.

357
00:18:19,092 --> 00:18:20,060
Deal.

358
00:18:22,629 --> 00:18:24,563
Looks like this is good-bye.

359
00:18:24,631 --> 00:18:26,759
Well, let's not make a
big thing out of it, OK?

360
00:18:26,834 --> 00:18:28,699
How's this for not making a big thing?

361
00:18:33,275 --> 00:18:34,571
Hey, Marla!

362
00:18:35,643 --> 00:18:36,576
Marla!

363
00:18:37,679 --> 00:18:40,238
May-Maybe we should exchange numbers.

364
00:18:40,314 --> 00:18:41,748
Should we?

365
00:18:41,817 --> 00:18:43,785
W-We might want to switch nights.

366
00:18:45,352 --> 00:18:46,341
OK.

367
00:18:51,862 --> 00:18:53,853
This is how I met Marla Singer.

368
00:18:55,933 --> 00:18:57,230
Marla's philosophy of life

369
00:18:57,301 --> 00:18:59,360
was that she might die at any moment.

370
00:18:59,436 --> 00:19:02,131
The tragedy, she said,
was that she didn't.

371
00:19:02,205 --> 00:19:03,366
It doesn't have your name.

372
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:04,464
Who are you,

373
00:19:04,541 --> 00:19:06,600
Cornelius, Rupert,

374
00:19:06,677 --> 00:19:08,009
Travis,

375
00:19:08,079 --> 00:19:09,273
any of the stupid names

376
00:19:09,347 --> 00:19:10,507
you give each night?

377
00:19:13,718 --> 00:19:16,585
You wake up at SeaTac.

378
00:19:16,654 --> 00:19:17,848
S.F.O...

379
00:19:17,922 --> 00:19:19,947
L.A.X...

380
00:19:20,024 --> 00:19:21,855
You wake up at O'Hare...

381
00:19:21,926 --> 00:19:23,416
Dallas-Fort Worth...

382
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:25,462
B.W.I...

383
00:19:25,530 --> 00:19:27,760
Pacific, mountain, central...

384
00:19:27,832 --> 00:19:29,391
Lose an hour, gain an hour...

385
00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:30,991
Check-in for that flight doesn't begin

386
00:19:31,069 --> 00:19:32,559
for another 2 hours, sir.

387
00:19:32,637 --> 00:19:36,664
This is your life, and it's
ending one minute at a time.

388
00:19:36,741 --> 00:19:39,141
You wake up at Air
Harbor international...

389
00:19:39,210 --> 00:19:41,145
...the aircraft has
come to a complete stop.

390
00:19:41,213 --> 00:19:42,873
If you wake up at a different time,

391
00:19:42,947 --> 00:19:44,916
in a different place,

392
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:47,077
could you wake up as a different person?

393
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,288
Everywhere I travel,

394
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:51,790
tiny life...

395
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,688
single-serving sugar...

396
00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:54,885
single-serving cream...

397
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,792
single pat of butter...

398
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:59,695
a microwave cordon-bleu hobby kit.

399
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:01,734
Shampoo-conditioner combos.

400
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:05,032
Sample package mouthwash,
tiny bars of soap.

401
00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:09,667
The people I meet on each flight,

402
00:20:09,745 --> 00:20:12,805
they're single-serving friends.

403
00:20:12,881 --> 00:20:15,679
Between takeoff and landing,
we have our time together,

404
00:20:15,751 --> 00:20:18,015
but that's all we get.

405
00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:19,951
Welcome!

406
00:20:21,590 --> 00:20:23,148
On a long enough timeline,

407
00:20:23,225 --> 00:20:25,750
the survival rate for
everyone drops to zero.

408
00:20:25,827 --> 00:20:27,888
I was a recall coordinator.

409
00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:30,023
My job was to apply the formula.

410
00:20:30,099 --> 00:20:31,031
Here's where the infant

411
00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:32,398
went through the windshield.

412
00:20:32,469 --> 00:20:33,458
3 points.

413
00:20:33,537 --> 00:20:34,867
A new car built by my company

414
00:20:34,938 --> 00:20:37,304
leaves somewhere traveling
at 60 miles per hour.

415
00:20:37,373 --> 00:20:39,864
The rear differential locks up.

416
00:20:39,943 --> 00:20:40,932
The teenager's braces

417
00:20:41,010 --> 00:20:42,534
are wrapped around
the back seat ashtray.

418
00:20:42,612 --> 00:20:44,877
Might make a good antismoking ad.

419
00:20:44,949 --> 00:20:46,381
The car crashes and burns

420
00:20:46,449 --> 00:20:48,041
with everyone trapped inside.

421
00:20:48,117 --> 00:20:50,609
Now, should we initiate a recall?

422
00:20:50,688 --> 00:20:51,881
The father must've been huge.

423
00:20:51,955 --> 00:20:53,115
You see where the fat

424
00:20:53,189 --> 00:20:54,350
has burned to the seat,

425
00:20:54,425 --> 00:20:55,915
the polyester shirt?

426
00:20:55,993 --> 00:20:58,051
- Very modern art.
- Ha ha ha!

427
00:20:58,127 --> 00:21:01,097
Take the number of
vehicles in the field, "A,"

428
00:21:01,165 --> 00:21:03,792
multiply it by the probable
rate of failure, "B,"

429
00:21:03,866 --> 00:21:04,891
then multiply the result

430
00:21:04,969 --> 00:21:07,267
by the average out-of
- court settlement, "C."

431
00:21:07,338 --> 00:21:10,069
"A" times "B" times "C"

432
00:21:10,141 --> 00:21:11,608
equals "X."

433
00:21:11,676 --> 00:21:14,610
If "X" is less than
the cost of a recall,

434
00:21:14,679 --> 00:21:16,874
we don't do one.

435
00:21:16,948 --> 00:21:18,176
Are there a lot

436
00:21:18,249 --> 00:21:20,149
of these kinds of accidents?

437
00:21:20,218 --> 00:21:22,083
You wouldn't believe.

438
00:21:23,888 --> 00:21:26,118
Which car company do you work for?

439
00:21:27,192 --> 00:21:28,855
A major one.

440
00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:32,822
Every time the plane banked too sharply

441
00:21:32,899 --> 00:21:34,730
on takeoff or landing,

442
00:21:34,801 --> 00:21:36,667
I prayed for a crash

443
00:21:36,738 --> 00:21:38,227
or a midair collision.

444
00:21:38,305 --> 00:21:40,273
Anything.

445
00:21:49,617 --> 00:21:50,948
Life insurance pays off triple

446
00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:52,510
if you die on a business trip.

447
00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:58,391
"If you are seated in
an emergency exit row..."

448
00:21:58,460 --> 00:21:59,654
Yeah...

449
00:21:59,728 --> 00:22:01,319
"And you feel you would be unable

450
00:22:01,396 --> 00:22:02,796
or unwilling to perform the duties

451
00:22:02,865 --> 00:22:04,594
Listed on the safety card,

452
00:22:04,666 --> 00:22:06,257
please ask a flight attendant

453
00:22:06,334 --> 00:22:07,266
to reseat you."

454
00:22:08,971 --> 00:22:11,166
It's a lot of responsibility.

455
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:13,470
Wanna switch seats?

456
00:22:13,542 --> 00:22:15,100
No. I'm not sure I'm the man

457
00:22:15,177 --> 00:22:17,008
for that particular job.

458
00:22:17,079 --> 00:22:19,980
An exit-door procedure at 30,000 feet.

459
00:22:20,049 --> 00:22:21,607
Mm-hmm.

460
00:22:21,683 --> 00:22:23,617
The illusion of safety.

461
00:22:23,685 --> 00:22:26,415
Yeah. I guess so.

462
00:22:26,488 --> 00:22:28,980
You know why they put
oxygen masks on planes?

463
00:22:29,059 --> 00:22:30,788
So you can breathe.

464
00:22:30,860 --> 00:22:33,727
Oxygen gets you high.

465
00:22:33,797 --> 00:22:35,230
In a catastrophic emergency,

466
00:22:35,298 --> 00:22:38,290
you're taking giant panicked breaths.

467
00:22:38,368 --> 00:22:40,928
Suddenly you become euphoric, docile.

468
00:22:41,004 --> 00:22:43,234
You accept your fate.

469
00:22:43,306 --> 00:22:45,900
It's all right here.

470
00:22:45,975 --> 00:22:47,704
Emergency water landing-

471
00:22:47,777 --> 00:22:49,246
600 miles an hour.

472
00:22:49,314 --> 00:22:50,339
Blank faces,

473
00:22:50,416 --> 00:22:52,076
calm as Hindu cows.

474
00:22:52,150 --> 00:22:54,175
That's, um...

475
00:22:54,252 --> 00:22:57,278
That's an interesting theory.

476
00:22:59,891 --> 00:23:01,223
What do you do?

477
00:23:01,294 --> 00:23:02,727
What do you mean?

478
00:23:02,795 --> 00:23:04,056
What do you do for a living?

479
00:23:04,129 --> 00:23:07,258
Why? So you can pretend
like you're interested?

480
00:23:10,036 --> 00:23:11,129
OK.

481
00:23:11,205 --> 00:23:13,036
You have a kind of sick desperation

482
00:23:13,107 --> 00:23:14,335
in your laugh.

483
00:23:17,077 --> 00:23:19,671
We have the exact same briefcase.

484
00:23:20,947 --> 00:23:22,575
Soap.

485
00:23:22,649 --> 00:23:23,581
Sorry?

486
00:23:23,650 --> 00:23:26,379
I make and I sell soap-

487
00:23:26,452 --> 00:23:29,286
the yard stick of civilization.

488
00:23:29,356 --> 00:23:31,085
And this is how I met...

489
00:23:31,158 --> 00:23:32,853
"Tyler Durden."

490
00:23:32,926 --> 00:23:34,757
Did you know, if you mixed equal parts

491
00:23:34,828 --> 00:23:36,728
of gasoline and frozen
or angejuice concentrate,

492
00:23:36,797 --> 00:23:38,594
you can make napalm?

493
00:23:38,665 --> 00:23:40,496
No, I did not know that. Is that true?

494
00:23:40,567 --> 00:23:41,625
That's right.

495
00:23:41,702 --> 00:23:43,294
One can make all kinds of explosives

496
00:23:43,370 --> 00:23:45,167
using simple household items.

497
00:23:45,239 --> 00:23:46,331
Really?

498
00:23:46,406 --> 00:23:48,033
If one were so inclined.

499
00:23:52,780 --> 00:23:55,476
Tyler, you are, by far,
the most interesting

500
00:23:55,550 --> 00:23:58,075
"single-serving" friend I've ever met.

501
00:23:58,153 --> 00:23:59,951
See, obviously,

502
00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:01,886
everything on a plane
is single-serving, even-

503
00:24:01,956 --> 00:24:04,152
Oh, I get it. It's very clever.

504
00:24:04,226 --> 00:24:05,784
Thank you.

505
00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:08,626
How's that working out for you?

506
00:24:08,698 --> 00:24:09,631
What?

507
00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:10,826
Being clever.

508
00:24:10,902 --> 00:24:13,301
Great.

509
00:24:13,370 --> 00:24:15,305
Keep it up, then.

510
00:24:15,373 --> 00:24:16,305
Right up.

511
00:24:18,175 --> 00:24:19,642
Now a question of etiquette.

512
00:24:19,709 --> 00:24:20,802
As I pass,

513
00:24:20,878 --> 00:24:22,311
do I give you the ass or the crotch?

514
00:24:29,620 --> 00:24:32,647
How I came to live with Tyler is...

515
00:24:32,724 --> 00:24:35,715
airlines have this policy
about vibrating luggage.

516
00:24:43,468 --> 00:24:44,901
Was-Was it ticking?

517
00:24:44,970 --> 00:24:47,336
Actually, throwers don't
worry about ticking,

518
00:24:47,406 --> 00:24:48,873
'cause modern bombs don't tick.

519
00:24:48,941 --> 00:24:50,272
Sorry. "Throwers"?

520
00:24:50,342 --> 00:24:51,502
Baggage handlers.

521
00:24:51,577 --> 00:24:54,774
But when a suitcase vibrates,

522
00:24:54,846 --> 00:24:57,281
then the thrower's
gotta call the police.

523
00:24:57,350 --> 00:24:59,977
My suitcase... was vibrating?

524
00:25:00,052 --> 00:25:02,077
9 times out of 10,
it's an electric razor,

525
00:25:02,154 --> 00:25:05,214
but every once in a while...

526
00:25:07,694 --> 00:25:09,286
it's a dildo.

527
00:25:10,964 --> 00:25:12,454
Of course, it's company policy

528
00:25:12,532 --> 00:25:14,057
never to imply ownership

529
00:25:14,134 --> 00:25:15,464
in the event of a dildo.

530
00:25:15,535 --> 00:25:16,729
We have to use the indefinite article

531
00:25:16,803 --> 00:25:17,792
a dildo.

532
00:25:17,870 --> 00:25:21,203
Never your dildo.

533
00:25:21,274 --> 00:25:22,298
I don't own a-

534
00:25:26,046 --> 00:25:27,876
I had everything in that suitcase-

535
00:25:27,947 --> 00:25:29,157
my CK shirts,

536
00:25:29,291 --> 00:25:30,918
my DKNY shoes,

537
00:25:30,992 --> 00:25:32,288
my AX ties.

538
00:25:34,162 --> 00:25:35,254
Never mind.

539
00:25:36,865 --> 00:25:40,631
Hey! That's my car!

540
00:25:47,175 --> 00:25:49,643
Home was a condo on the 15th floor

541
00:25:49,711 --> 00:25:52,374
of a filing cabinet for
widows and young professionals.

542
00:25:52,448 --> 00:25:55,110
The walls were solid concrete.

543
00:25:55,184 --> 00:25:56,981
A foot of concrete's important

544
00:25:57,053 --> 00:25:58,714
when your next-door neighbor
lets her hearing aid go

545
00:25:58,788 --> 00:26:01,222
and has to watch game
shows at full volume...

546
00:26:01,290 --> 00:26:03,087
Or when a volcanic blast

547
00:26:03,159 --> 00:26:05,890
and debris that used to be your
furniture and personal effects

548
00:26:05,963 --> 00:26:07,759
blows out of your
floor-to-ceiling windows

549
00:26:07,830 --> 00:26:09,593
and sails flaming into the night.

550
00:26:15,871 --> 00:26:18,203
I suppose these things happen.

551
00:26:30,921 --> 00:26:33,254
There's nothing up there.

552
00:26:33,324 --> 00:26:35,621
You can't go into the unit.

553
00:26:35,692 --> 00:26:36,989
Police orders.

554
00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:47,669
Do you have somebody you can call?

555
00:26:48,908 --> 00:26:50,273
How embarrassing.

556
00:26:50,343 --> 00:26:53,175
A house full of condiments and no food.

557
00:27:02,689 --> 00:27:04,623
The police would later tell me

558
00:27:04,691 --> 00:27:06,420
that the pilot light
might have gone out,

559
00:27:06,493 --> 00:27:10,430
Letting out just a little bit of gas.

560
00:27:10,498 --> 00:27:12,762
That gas could have
slowly filled the condo-

561
00:27:12,833 --> 00:27:15,359
1,700 square feet of high ceilings

562
00:27:15,437 --> 00:27:17,199
for days and days.

563
00:27:24,478 --> 00:27:27,072
Then the refrigerator's
compressor could've clicked on.

564
00:27:28,382 --> 00:27:31,443
Yeah?

565
00:27:34,622 --> 00:27:36,215
I can hear you breathing, you-

566
00:27:45,366 --> 00:27:47,597
If you asked me now,

567
00:27:47,669 --> 00:27:49,501
I couldn't tell you why I called him.

568
00:28:31,984 --> 00:28:33,645
Hello?

569
00:28:33,719 --> 00:28:34,687
Who's this?

570
00:28:36,555 --> 00:28:37,954
Tyler?

571
00:28:38,023 --> 00:28:39,582
Who is this?

572
00:28:39,659 --> 00:28:42,388
Um, ahem, we met on the airplane.

573
00:28:42,461 --> 00:28:44,395
We had the same suitcase.

574
00:28:46,066 --> 00:28:47,692
Uh, the clever guy.

575
00:28:47,767 --> 00:28:51,864
Oh, yeah. Right. OK?

576
00:28:51,938 --> 00:28:53,734
I called a second ago.

577
00:28:53,806 --> 00:28:55,798
There was no answer. I'm at a pay phone.

578
00:28:55,876 --> 00:28:57,434
Yeah. I star-69ed you.

579
00:28:57,511 --> 00:28:59,205
I never pick up my phone.

580
00:29:00,814 --> 00:29:02,611
So, what's up, man?

581
00:29:02,682 --> 00:29:05,879
Uh, well...

582
00:29:05,952 --> 00:29:08,386
you're not gonna believe this.

583
00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:12,316
You know, man, it could be worse.

584
00:29:12,393 --> 00:29:13,724
A woman could cut off your penis

585
00:29:13,795 --> 00:29:14,887
while you're sleeping

586
00:29:14,962 --> 00:29:16,223
and toss it out the window

587
00:29:16,297 --> 00:29:17,423
of a moving car.

588
00:29:17,498 --> 00:29:19,022
There's always that.

589
00:29:19,100 --> 00:29:20,761
I don't know, it’s just...

590
00:29:20,835 --> 00:29:22,268
when you buy furniture,

591
00:29:22,336 --> 00:29:23,735
you tell yourself, that's it.

592
00:29:23,805 --> 00:29:25,568
That's the last sofa I'm gonna need.

593
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:26,903
Whatever else happens,

594
00:29:26,975 --> 00:29:29,033
I've got that sofa problem handled.

595
00:29:29,110 --> 00:29:30,545
I had it all.

596
00:29:30,613 --> 00:29:32,411
I had a stereo that was very decent,

597
00:29:32,483 --> 00:29:35,076
a wardrobe that was
getting very respectable.

598
00:29:35,151 --> 00:29:38,451
I was close to being complete.

599
00:29:38,522 --> 00:29:39,920
Shit, man. Now it's all gone.

600
00:29:39,989 --> 00:29:41,081
All gone.

601
00:29:41,157 --> 00:29:43,854
Hmm. All gone.

602
00:29:45,728 --> 00:29:47,218
Do you know what a duvet is?

603
00:29:47,297 --> 00:29:48,424
Comforter.

604
00:29:48,499 --> 00:29:50,195
It's a blanket.

605
00:29:50,268 --> 00:29:51,325
Just a blanket.

606
00:29:51,402 --> 00:29:53,233
Why do guys like you and I

607
00:29:53,304 --> 00:29:54,272
know what a duvet is?

608
00:29:54,339 --> 00:29:56,806
Is this essential to our survival

609
00:29:56,874 --> 00:29:58,432
in the hunter-gatherer
sense of the word?

610
00:29:58,509 --> 00:29:59,807
No.

611
00:29:59,878 --> 00:30:02,311
What are we, then?

612
00:30:02,379 --> 00:30:05,247
We're, uh, you know, consumers...

613
00:30:05,317 --> 00:30:07,080
Right. We're consumers.

614
00:30:07,152 --> 00:30:10,553
We are by-products of
a lifestyle obsession.

615
00:30:10,622 --> 00:30:12,920
Murder, crime, poverty-

616
00:30:12,991 --> 00:30:14,720
these things don't concern me.

617
00:30:14,793 --> 00:30:18,024
What concerns me are
celebrity magazines,

618
00:30:18,096 --> 00:30:20,223
television with 500 channels,

619
00:30:20,298 --> 00:30:22,232
some guy's name on my underwear.

620
00:30:22,300 --> 00:30:24,961
Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.

621
00:30:25,035 --> 00:30:25,968
Martha Stewart.

622
00:30:26,037 --> 00:30:27,163
Fuck Martha Stewart.

623
00:30:27,239 --> 00:30:30,004
Martha's polishing the
brass on the Titanic.

624
00:30:30,076 --> 00:30:31,475
It's all going down, man.

625
00:30:31,544 --> 00:30:33,978
So fuck off with your sofa units

626
00:30:34,046 --> 00:30:36,344
and Strinne green stripe patterns.

627
00:30:36,415 --> 00:30:38,849
I say, never be complete.

628
00:30:38,918 --> 00:30:40,510
I say, stop being perfect.

629
00:30:40,586 --> 00:30:43,111
I say, let's... let's evolve.

630
00:30:43,189 --> 00:30:45,054
Let the chips fall where they may.

631
00:30:47,594 --> 00:30:49,790
But that's me, and I could be wrong.

632
00:30:49,864 --> 00:30:51,924
Maybe it's a terrible tragedy.

633
00:30:52,001 --> 00:30:53,434
No. It’s just stuff.

634
00:30:53,502 --> 00:30:54,490
It's not a tragedy, but...

635
00:30:54,569 --> 00:30:55,661
Well, you did lose

636
00:30:55,737 --> 00:30:58,332
a lot of versatile
solutions for modern living.

637
00:30:58,407 --> 00:30:59,395
Fuck. You're right.

638
00:30:59,474 --> 00:31:00,839
No. I don't smoke.

639
00:31:04,380 --> 00:31:08,077
My insurance is probably
gonna cover it, so...

640
00:31:10,587 --> 00:31:12,713
What?

641
00:31:12,789 --> 00:31:16,918
The things you own end up owning you.

642
00:31:19,262 --> 00:31:20,524
But do what you like, man.

643
00:31:23,065 --> 00:31:24,124
Oh, it's late.

644
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:25,997
Hey, thanks for the beer.

645
00:31:26,069 --> 00:31:27,331
Yeah, man.

646
00:31:27,404 --> 00:31:30,271
I should find a hotel.

647
00:31:30,340 --> 00:31:31,272
Oh.

648
00:31:31,341 --> 00:31:32,307
What?

649
00:31:32,342 --> 00:31:33,274
What?

650
00:31:33,343 --> 00:31:34,275
A hotel.

651
00:31:34,344 --> 00:31:35,276
Yeah.

652
00:31:35,345 --> 00:31:36,972
Just ask, man.

653
00:31:37,047 --> 00:31:39,380
What are you talking about?

654
00:31:39,449 --> 00:31:40,473
Oh, God.

655
00:31:40,550 --> 00:31:41,983
3 pitchers of beer,

656
00:31:42,052 --> 00:31:43,644
and you still can't ask.

657
00:31:45,221 --> 00:31:46,347
What?

658
00:31:46,423 --> 00:31:48,186
You called me 'cause you
needed a place to stay.

659
00:31:48,258 --> 00:31:50,057
Oh, hey, no, no, no.

660
00:31:50,128 --> 00:31:52,095
Yes, you did. So just ask.

661
00:31:52,163 --> 00:31:54,461
Cut the foreplay and just ask, man.

662
00:31:56,234 --> 00:31:58,497
Would that be a problem?

663
00:31:58,569 --> 00:32:00,663
Is it a problem for you to ask?

664
00:32:02,174 --> 00:32:03,572
Can I stay at your place?

665
00:32:03,641 --> 00:32:04,573
Yeah.

666
00:32:05,643 --> 00:32:07,043
Thanks.

667
00:32:11,018 --> 00:32:13,248
I want you to do me a favor.

668
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:14,445
Yeah, sure.

669
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:17,354
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

670
00:32:17,424 --> 00:32:19,392
What?

671
00:32:19,460 --> 00:32:23,260
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

672
00:32:23,330 --> 00:32:24,797
Let me tell you a little bit

673
00:32:24,865 --> 00:32:26,297
about Tyler Durden.

674
00:32:26,399 --> 00:32:28,868
Tyler was a night person.

675
00:32:28,936 --> 00:32:30,131
While the rest of us were sleeping,

676
00:32:30,205 --> 00:32:31,228
he worked.

677
00:32:31,305 --> 00:32:34,434
He had one part-time
job as a projectionist.

678
00:32:34,509 --> 00:32:36,306
See, a movie doesn't
come all on one big reel.

679
00:32:36,378 --> 00:32:37,538
It comes on a few.

680
00:32:37,612 --> 00:32:40,103
So someone has to be there
to switch the projectors

681
00:32:40,181 --> 00:32:42,411
at the exact moment that one reel ends

682
00:32:42,484 --> 00:32:43,746
and the next one begins.

683
00:32:43,818 --> 00:32:45,809
If you look for it, you
can see these little dots

684
00:32:45,887 --> 00:32:47,912
come into the upper right-hand
corner of the screen.

685
00:32:48,990 --> 00:32:50,048
In the industry,

686
00:32:50,125 --> 00:32:51,422
we call them "cigarette burns."

687
00:32:51,493 --> 00:32:53,553
That's the cue for a changeover.

688
00:32:53,629 --> 00:32:55,061
He flips the projectors,

689
00:32:55,130 --> 00:32:56,995
the movie keeps right on going,

690
00:32:57,065 --> 00:32:58,532
and nobody in the audience has any idea.

691
00:32:58,601 --> 00:33:01,091
Why would anyone want this shit-job?

692
00:33:01,169 --> 00:33:04,068
Because it affords him other
interesting opportunities.

693
00:33:04,202 --> 00:33:06,169
Like splicing single
frames of pornography

694
00:33:06,236 --> 00:33:07,635
into family films.

695
00:33:07,704 --> 00:33:09,798
So when the snoot y cat
and the courageous dog

696
00:33:09,874 --> 00:33:11,307
with the celebrity voices

697
00:33:11,375 --> 00:33:13,366
meet for the first time in reel 3,

698
00:33:13,444 --> 00:33:14,673
that's when you'll catch a flash

699
00:33:14,746 --> 00:33:17,043
of Tyler's contribution to the film.

700
00:33:23,888 --> 00:33:25,413
Nobody knows that they saw it,

701
00:33:25,491 --> 00:33:26,549
but they did.

702
00:33:26,625 --> 00:33:29,092
A nice big cock.

703
00:33:33,968 --> 00:33:36,698
Even a hummingbird couldn't
catch Tyler at work.

704
00:33:41,475 --> 00:33:44,638
Tyler also works sometimes
as a banquet waiter

705
00:33:44,712 --> 00:33:47,044
at the luxurious Pressman Hotel.

706
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,517
He was the guerilla terrorist

707
00:33:53,588 --> 00:33:55,920
of the food service industry.

708
00:33:55,991 --> 00:33:57,050
Do not watch.

709
00:33:57,126 --> 00:33:58,615
I cannot go when you watch.

710
00:33:58,693 --> 00:34:00,251
Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque,

711
00:34:00,328 --> 00:34:01,761
he farted on meringues,

712
00:34:01,830 --> 00:34:03,263
sneezed on braised endive.

713
00:34:03,331 --> 00:34:04,889
And as for the cream of mushroom soup,

714
00:34:04,966 --> 00:34:06,058
well...

715
00:34:06,134 --> 00:34:07,568
Go ahead, tell them.

716
00:34:07,637 --> 00:34:09,536
You get the idea.

717
00:34:09,638 --> 00:34:11,299
What do you want me to do?
You just want me to hit you?

718
00:34:11,373 --> 00:34:12,966
Come on. Do me this one favor.

719
00:34:13,042 --> 00:34:14,031
Why?

720
00:34:14,110 --> 00:34:15,406
Why? I don't know why. I don't know.

721
00:34:15,477 --> 00:34:16,444
I've never been in a fight. Have you?

722
00:34:16,511 --> 00:34:17,944
No, but that's a good thing.

723
00:34:18,014 --> 00:34:19,072
No, it is not.

724
00:34:19,148 --> 00:34:20,080
How much can you know about yourself

725
00:34:20,148 --> 00:34:21,581
if you’ve never been in a fight?

726
00:34:21,650 --> 00:34:22,947
I don't wanna die without any scars.

727
00:34:23,018 --> 00:34:24,884
So, come on, hit me
before I lose my nerve.

728
00:34:24,954 --> 00:34:27,649
God, this is crazy.

729
00:34:27,722 --> 00:34:29,315
So go crazy. Let 'er rip.

730
00:34:29,392 --> 00:34:31,224
Hey, I don't know about this.

731
00:34:31,295 --> 00:34:33,524
I don't, either, but who gives a shit?

732
00:34:33,596 --> 00:34:35,292
No one's watching. What do you care?

733
00:34:35,365 --> 00:34:37,594
Wait. This is crazy.
You want me to hit you?

734
00:34:37,667 --> 00:34:39,602
That's right.

735
00:34:39,670 --> 00:34:42,104
What, like, in the face?

736
00:34:42,172 --> 00:34:43,536
Surprise me.

737
00:34:45,475 --> 00:34:47,807
This is so fucking stupid.

738
00:34:56,855 --> 00:34:58,186
Ohh!

739
00:34:58,257 --> 00:35:01,090
Motherfucker!

740
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:03,094
You hit me in the ear.

741
00:35:03,162 --> 00:35:04,390
Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.

742
00:35:04,463 --> 00:35:06,328
Ow! Christ!

743
00:35:06,398 --> 00:35:08,093
Why the ear, man?

744
00:35:08,167 --> 00:35:09,225
Aw, I fucked it up.

745
00:35:09,301 --> 00:35:10,325
No. That was perfect.

746
00:35:10,402 --> 00:35:12,098
Ohh! Uhh!

747
00:35:22,817 --> 00:35:24,374
Nah, it's all right.

748
00:35:26,486 --> 00:35:28,011
That really hurts.

749
00:35:28,089 --> 00:35:30,921
Right.

750
00:35:30,991 --> 00:35:32,254
Hit me again.

751
00:35:33,494 --> 00:35:34,426
No. You hit me.

752
00:35:34,495 --> 00:35:35,518
Come on.

753
00:35:52,146 --> 00:35:54,547
We should do this again sometime.

754
00:36:07,729 --> 00:36:08,787
Where's your car?

755
00:36:08,864 --> 00:36:09,888
What car?

756
00:36:20,545 --> 00:36:22,808
I don't know how Tyler found that house,

757
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:25,008
but he said he'd been there for a year.

758
00:36:25,083 --> 00:36:28,142
It looked like it was
waiting to be torn down.

759
00:36:28,218 --> 00:36:30,449
Most of the windows were boarded up.

760
00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:32,786
There was no lock on the front door

761
00:36:32,857 --> 00:36:36,157
from when the police
or whoever kicked it in.

762
00:36:36,228 --> 00:36:37,922
The stairs were ready to collapse.

763
00:36:37,996 --> 00:36:40,966
I didn't know if he owned
it or if he was squatting.

764
00:36:41,033 --> 00:36:42,898
Neither would have surprised me.

765
00:36:44,135 --> 00:36:45,568
Yeah. That's you.

766
00:36:45,637 --> 00:36:46,764
That's me.

767
00:36:46,839 --> 00:36:48,636
That's the toilet.

768
00:36:48,708 --> 00:36:49,639
Good?

769
00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:50,640
Yeah. Thanks.

770
00:36:51,911 --> 00:36:53,606
What a shit-hole.

771
00:36:55,413 --> 00:36:57,109
Nothing worked.

772
00:36:58,684 --> 00:36:59,981
Turning on one light

773
00:37:00,052 --> 00:37:02,987
meant another light
in the house went out.

774
00:37:03,055 --> 00:37:04,488
There were no neighbors,

775
00:37:04,557 --> 00:37:06,581
just some warehouses and a paper mill-

776
00:37:06,658 --> 00:37:08,456
that fart smell of steam,

777
00:37:08,527 --> 00:37:10,859
the hamster cage smell of wood chips.

778
00:37:10,930 --> 00:37:12,956
After work tomorrow, we'll be-

779
00:37:13,033 --> 00:37:15,001
Hey. What have we here?

780
00:37:30,016 --> 00:37:30,948
Hey, guys.

781
00:37:31,017 --> 00:37:32,111
Hey.

782
00:37:32,187 --> 00:37:33,347
It's cool.

783
00:37:33,422 --> 00:37:34,412
Ohh!

784
00:37:43,198 --> 00:37:46,827
Every time it rained,
we had to kill the power.

785
00:37:46,902 --> 00:37:48,426
By the end of the first month,

786
00:37:48,504 --> 00:37:50,200
I didn't miss TV.

787
00:37:50,273 --> 00:37:54,573
I didn't even mind the
warm, stale refrigerator.

788
00:38:07,258 --> 00:38:09,055
Can I be next?

789
00:38:13,397 --> 00:38:14,455
All right, man.

790
00:38:14,532 --> 00:38:16,727
Lose the tie.

791
00:38:20,271 --> 00:38:21,568
Ooh!

792
00:38:21,639 --> 00:38:23,231
At night, Tyler and I were alone

793
00:38:23,307 --> 00:38:25,571
for a half a mile in every direction.

794
00:38:31,550 --> 00:38:33,984
Rain trickled down through the plaster

795
00:38:34,052 --> 00:38:35,485
and the light fixtures.

796
00:38:35,554 --> 00:38:37,386
Everything wooden swelled and shrank.

797
00:38:37,457 --> 00:38:41,392
Everywhere were rusted
nails to snag your elbow on.

798
00:38:41,460 --> 00:38:44,759
The previous occupant had
been a bit of a shut-in.

799
00:38:44,830 --> 00:38:46,559
Hey, man, what are you reading?

800
00:38:46,631 --> 00:38:47,689
Listen to this.

801
00:38:47,766 --> 00:38:49,667
It's an article written by an organ

802
00:38:49,735 --> 00:38:51,167
in the first person.

803
00:38:51,236 --> 00:38:53,799
"I am Jack's medulla oblongata.

804
00:38:53,875 --> 00:38:55,502
Without me, Jack could not regulate

805
00:38:55,576 --> 00:38:57,737
his heart rate, blood
pressure, or breathing."

806
00:38:57,811 --> 00:39:00,212
There's a whole series of these.

807
00:39:00,281 --> 00:39:01,645
"I am Jill's nipples."

808
00:39:03,083 --> 00:39:05,177
"I am Jack's colon."

809
00:39:05,253 --> 00:39:07,652
Yeah. "I get cancer. I kill Jack."

810
00:39:09,190 --> 00:39:10,919
Whoa-Ohh!

811
00:39:10,992 --> 00:39:12,255
After fighting,

812
00:39:12,328 --> 00:39:14,558
everything else in your life
got the volume turned down.

813
00:39:18,133 --> 00:39:19,064
What?

814
00:39:19,133 --> 00:39:20,567
You could deal with anything.

815
00:39:20,636 --> 00:39:22,069
Have you finished those reports?

816
00:39:26,775 --> 00:39:28,072
If you could fight anyone,

817
00:39:28,143 --> 00:39:29,371
who would you fight?

818
00:39:29,445 --> 00:39:31,879
I'd fight my boss, probably.

819
00:39:31,947 --> 00:39:33,312
Really?

820
00:39:33,382 --> 00:39:35,942
Yeah. Why, who would you fight?

821
00:39:36,018 --> 00:39:37,178
I'd fight my dad.

822
00:39:37,253 --> 00:39:39,050
I don't know my dad.

823
00:39:39,121 --> 00:39:40,919
I mean, I know him,

824
00:39:40,991 --> 00:39:43,823
but he left when I
was, like, 6 years old,

825
00:39:43,893 --> 00:39:46,328
married this other woman
and had some other kids.

826
00:39:46,396 --> 00:39:48,056
He, like, did this every 6 years.

827
00:39:48,130 --> 00:39:50,997
He goes to a new city
and starts a new family.

828
00:39:51,066 --> 00:39:53,194
Fucker should open up franchises.

829
00:39:54,671 --> 00:39:56,263
My dad never went to college,

830
00:39:56,339 --> 00:39:58,773
so it was real important that I go.

831
00:39:58,842 --> 00:39:59,900
That sounds familiar.

832
00:39:59,976 --> 00:40:02,104
So I graduate, I call
him up long distance.

833
00:40:02,179 --> 00:40:05,614
I say, "Dad, now what?"
He says, "Get a job."

834
00:40:05,682 --> 00:40:06,614
Same here.

835
00:40:06,683 --> 00:40:07,708
Now I'm 25.

836
00:40:07,785 --> 00:40:09,116
I make my yearly call again.

837
00:40:09,186 --> 00:40:11,415
I say, "Dad, now what?"

838
00:40:11,488 --> 00:40:13,891
He says, "I don't know. Get married."

839
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:15,893
Eh, I mean...

840
00:40:15,961 --> 00:40:17,189
I can't get married.

841
00:40:18,364 --> 00:40:20,025
I'm a
30-year-old boy.

842
00:40:20,099 --> 00:40:21,622
We're a generation of men

843
00:40:21,700 --> 00:40:22,860
raised by women.

844
00:40:22,935 --> 00:40:25,302
I'm wondering if another woman

845
00:40:25,371 --> 00:40:27,168
is really the answer we need.

846
00:40:32,646 --> 00:40:35,843
Most of the week, we
were Ozzie and Harriet.

847
00:40:37,384 --> 00:40:38,585
But every Saturday night,

848
00:40:39,519 --> 00:40:41,953
we were finding something out.

849
00:40:42,022 --> 00:40:44,183
We were finding out more and more

850
00:40:44,257 --> 00:40:45,349
that we were not alone.

851
00:40:47,961 --> 00:40:49,223
Who turned the lights off?

852
00:40:49,296 --> 00:40:50,558
It used to be

853
00:40:50,631 --> 00:40:52,292
that when I came home
angry or depressed,

854
00:40:52,366 --> 00:40:54,027
l’d just clean my condo,

855
00:40:54,101 --> 00:40:56,069
polish my Scandinavian furniture.

856
00:40:56,136 --> 00:40:58,536
I should've been
looking for a new condo.

857
00:40:58,605 --> 00:41:01,336
I should've been haggling
with my insurance company.

858
00:41:01,409 --> 00:41:05,208
I should've been upset about my
nice, neat flaming little shit.

859
00:41:05,278 --> 00:41:06,769
But I wasn't.

860
00:41:06,848 --> 00:41:08,246
The basic premise

861
00:41:08,315 --> 00:41:10,112
of cyber-netting any office

862
00:41:10,183 --> 00:41:11,276
is make things more efficient.

863
00:41:11,352 --> 00:41:12,615
Monday mornings, all I could do

864
00:41:12,688 --> 00:41:13,745
was think about next week.

865
00:41:13,821 --> 00:41:16,985
Can I get the icon in cornflower blue?

866
00:41:17,059 --> 00:41:18,219
Absolutely.

867
00:41:18,293 --> 00:41:21,592
Efficiency is priority
number one, people,

868
00:41:21,664 --> 00:41:24,462
because waste is a thief.

869
00:41:24,533 --> 00:41:26,193
I showed this already to my man, here.

870
00:41:26,267 --> 00:41:27,599
You liked it, didn't you?

871
00:41:31,572 --> 00:41:33,304
You can swallow a pint of blood

872
00:41:33,377 --> 00:41:34,810
before you get sick.

873
00:41:36,180 --> 00:41:38,671
It was right in everyone's face.

874
00:41:38,749 --> 00:41:40,876
Tyler and I just made it visible.

875
00:41:40,951 --> 00:41:43,181
It was on the tip of everyone's tongue.

876
00:41:43,254 --> 00:41:45,154
Tyler and I just gave it a name.

877
00:41:56,768 --> 00:41:59,601
Come on, people, you gotta go home.

878
00:42:20,193 --> 00:42:23,127
Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back.

879
00:42:45,485 --> 00:42:47,420
Every week, Tyler gave the rules

880
00:42:47,488 --> 00:42:48,785
that he and I decided.

881
00:42:48,856 --> 00:42:52,385
Gentlemen, welcome to Fight Club.

882
00:42:55,331 --> 00:42:57,196
The first rule of Fight Club is...

883
00:42:57,266 --> 00:42:59,734
you do not talk about Fight Club.

884
00:42:59,802 --> 00:43:02,600
The second rule of Fight Club is...

885
00:43:02,671 --> 00:43:06,266
you do not talk about Fight Club.

886
00:43:06,342 --> 00:43:07,776
Third rule of Fight Club-

887
00:43:07,844 --> 00:43:11,540
Someone yells "Stop!"
Goes limp, taps out,

888
00:43:11,614 --> 00:43:13,140
the fight is over.

889
00:43:13,217 --> 00:43:14,376
Fourth rule-

890
00:43:14,451 --> 00:43:16,783
Only 2 guys to a fight.

891
00:43:16,853 --> 00:43:17,843
Fifth rule-

892
00:43:17,922 --> 00:43:20,389
One fight at a time, fellas.

893
00:43:21,525 --> 00:43:24,086
Sixth rule
- No shirts, no shoes.

894
00:43:24,162 --> 00:43:25,253
Seventh rule-

895
00:43:25,328 --> 00:43:28,024
Fights will go on as
long as they have to.

896
00:43:30,034 --> 00:43:32,467
And the eighth and final rule-

897
00:43:32,536 --> 00:43:36,996
If this is your first
night at Fight Club...

898
00:43:37,073 --> 00:43:38,631
you have to fight.

899
00:43:43,213 --> 00:43:45,148
This kid from work, Rick y,

900
00:43:45,216 --> 00:43:47,047
couldn't remember
whether you ordered pens

901
00:43:47,118 --> 00:43:48,277
with blue ink or black...

902
00:43:49,821 --> 00:43:50,879
Come on, man!

903
00:43:50,955 --> 00:43:52,651
But Ricky was a god for 10 minutes

904
00:43:52,724 --> 00:43:55,318
when the trounced the maitre
d' of a local food court.

905
00:43:57,529 --> 00:43:59,326
Sometimes, all you could hear

906
00:43:59,398 --> 00:44:01,628
were the flat, hard packing sounds

907
00:44:01,700 --> 00:44:02,792
over the yelling...

908
00:44:06,238 --> 00:44:09,207
or the wet choke when
someone caught their breath

909
00:44:09,274 --> 00:44:10,206
and sprayed...

910
00:44:10,275 --> 00:44:11,435
Stop!

911
00:44:11,510 --> 00:44:14,447
You weren't alive anywhere
like you were there.

912
00:44:14,515 --> 00:44:15,880
But Fight Club only exists

913
00:44:15,950 --> 00:44:18,180
in the hours between
when Fight Club starts

914
00:44:18,252 --> 00:44:20,083
and when Fight Club ends.

915
00:44:20,154 --> 00:44:23,248
Even if I could tell someone
they had a good fight,

916
00:44:23,324 --> 00:44:25,224
I wouldn't be talking to the same man.

917
00:44:25,292 --> 00:44:26,851
Who you were in Fight Club

918
00:44:26,928 --> 00:44:29,020
is not who you were in
the rest of the world.

919
00:44:29,096 --> 00:44:31,964
The guy who came to Fight
Club for the first time,

920
00:44:32,033 --> 00:44:34,025
his ass was a wad of cookie dough.

921
00:44:34,102 --> 00:44:35,399
After a few weeks,

922
00:44:35,470 --> 00:44:37,028
he was carved out of wood.

923
00:44:37,105 --> 00:44:39,131
If you could fight any celebrity,

924
00:44:39,208 --> 00:44:40,640
who would you fight?

925
00:44:40,709 --> 00:44:41,767
Alive or dead?

926
00:44:41,843 --> 00:44:44,312
It doesn't matter. Who'd be tough?

927
00:44:44,380 --> 00:44:46,210
Hemingway.

928
00:44:46,281 --> 00:44:48,807
You?

929
00:44:48,885 --> 00:44:49,977
Shatner.

930
00:44:50,052 --> 00:44:52,246
I'd fight William Shatner.

931
00:44:53,756 --> 00:44:56,316
We all started seeing
things differently.

932
00:44:56,392 --> 00:44:58,154
Everywhere we went,

933
00:44:58,226 --> 00:45:00,388
we were sizing things up.

934
00:45:04,700 --> 00:45:07,191
I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms,

935
00:45:07,270 --> 00:45:09,704
trying to look like how Calvin Klein

936
00:45:09,772 --> 00:45:11,637
or Tommy Hilfiger said they should.

937
00:45:11,707 --> 00:45:13,198
Is that what a man looks like?

938
00:45:14,344 --> 00:45:17,279
Ahh. Self-improvement is masturbation.

939
00:45:17,347 --> 00:45:19,748
And self-destruction.

940
00:45:19,817 --> 00:45:21,340
Excuse me.

941
00:45:32,496 --> 00:45:33,931
Kick his ass!

942
00:45:33,999 --> 00:45:35,467
Hit him again, man! Come on! Hit him!

943
00:45:55,588 --> 00:45:58,956
Fight Club wasn't
about winning or losing.

944
00:45:59,026 --> 00:46:01,016
It wasn't about words.

945
00:46:03,898 --> 00:46:06,297
The hysterical shouting was in tongues,

946
00:46:06,366 --> 00:46:08,528
Like in a Pentecostal church.

947
00:46:13,941 --> 00:46:14,908
- Is that it?
- Stop!

948
00:46:14,976 --> 00:46:16,967
When the fight was over,

949
00:46:17,044 --> 00:46:18,978
nothing was solved,

950
00:46:19,046 --> 00:46:20,536
but nothing mattered.

951
00:46:20,614 --> 00:46:22,047
Hey, cool.

952
00:46:24,185 --> 00:46:27,780
Afterwards, we all felt saved.

953
00:46:27,855 --> 00:46:29,948
Hey, man, how about next week?

954
00:46:30,024 --> 00:46:31,457
How about next month?

955
00:46:31,525 --> 00:46:32,719
I hear you.

956
00:46:32,793 --> 00:46:33,955
Irwin, you're in the middle.

957
00:46:34,030 --> 00:46:36,361
New guy. You, too.

958
00:46:37,532 --> 00:46:40,229
Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me.

959
00:46:40,303 --> 00:46:42,270
He fell down some stairs.

960
00:46:42,337 --> 00:46:44,898
I fell down some stairs.

961
00:46:47,075 --> 00:46:49,407
Fight Club became the
reason to cut your hair short

962
00:46:49,478 --> 00:46:51,810
or trim your fingernails.

963
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:54,350
OK. Any historical figure.

964
00:46:54,418 --> 00:46:56,250
I'd fight Gandhi.

965
00:46:57,855 --> 00:46:58,787
Good answer.

966
00:46:58,856 --> 00:46:59,914
How about you?

967
00:46:59,990 --> 00:47:01,117
Lincoln.

968
00:47:01,192 --> 00:47:02,591
Lincoln?

969
00:47:02,660 --> 00:47:03,785
Mm.

970
00:47:03,861 --> 00:47:05,260
Big guy, big reach.

971
00:47:05,329 --> 00:47:07,560
Skinny guys fight till they're burger.

972
00:47:07,632 --> 00:47:09,030
Fuck.

973
00:47:11,202 --> 00:47:13,967
Hey. Even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.

974
00:47:22,748 --> 00:47:24,340
Hello.

975
00:47:24,417 --> 00:47:25,406
Where have you been

976
00:47:25,484 --> 00:47:27,315
the last 8 weeks?

977
00:47:27,386 --> 00:47:28,683
Marla?

978
00:47:31,892 --> 00:47:33,324
How'd you find me?

979
00:47:33,392 --> 00:47:34,825
You left that forwarding number.

980
00:47:34,894 --> 00:47:37,727
I haven't seen you
in any support groups.

981
00:47:37,797 --> 00:47:39,230
We split them up.

982
00:47:39,298 --> 00:47:41,266
That was the idea, remember?

983
00:47:41,333 --> 00:47:44,131
Yeah, but you haven't
been going to yours.

984
00:47:44,203 --> 00:47:45,898
How do you know?

985
00:47:45,971 --> 00:47:47,700
I cheated.

986
00:47:47,774 --> 00:47:49,570
I found a new one.

987
00:47:49,642 --> 00:47:51,405
Really?

988
00:47:51,477 --> 00:47:52,466
It's for men only.

989
00:47:52,545 --> 00:47:54,139
Like the testicle thing?

990
00:47:54,215 --> 00:47:55,340
Waaah!

991
00:47:58,586 --> 00:47:59,917
Look, this is a bad time.

992
00:47:59,987 --> 00:48:02,477
I've been going to Debtors Anonymous.

993
00:48:02,556 --> 00:48:04,650
You wanna see some
really fucked up people?

994
00:48:04,725 --> 00:48:06,090
I'm just on my way out.

995
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:07,091
Me, too.

996
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:08,149
I've got a stomach-full of Xanax.

997
00:48:08,228 --> 00:48:10,959
I took what was left of a bottle.

998
00:48:11,032 --> 00:48:13,090
It might have been too much.

999
00:48:13,166 --> 00:48:14,932
Just picture watching Marla Singer

1000
00:48:15,004 --> 00:48:16,886
throw herself around
her crummy apartment.

1001
00:48:17,020 --> 00:48:19,010
But this isn't a
for-real suicide thing.

1002
00:48:19,087 --> 00:48:21,420
This is probably one of
those cry-for-help things.

1003
00:48:21,491 --> 00:48:22,924
This could go on for hours.

1004
00:48:22,992 --> 00:48:24,424
So you're staying in tonight, then?

1005
00:48:24,493 --> 00:48:25,927
Do you wanna wait

1006
00:48:25,995 --> 00:48:27,360
and hear me describe death?

1007
00:48:27,430 --> 00:48:28,863
Do you wanna listen

1008
00:48:28,932 --> 00:48:32,265
and see if my spirit can use a phone?

1009
00:48:33,837 --> 00:48:36,772
Have you ever heard
a death rattle before?

1010
00:49:03,134 --> 00:49:04,691
Tyler's door was closed.

1011
00:49:04,768 --> 00:49:06,292
I'd been living here for 2 months,

1012
00:49:06,370 --> 00:49:07,895
and Tyler's door was never closed.

1013
00:49:14,146 --> 00:49:16,306
You won't believe this
dream I had last night.

1014
00:49:16,381 --> 00:49:19,374
Yeah, I can hardly believe
anything about last night.

1015
00:49:29,228 --> 00:49:31,128
What-What are you doing here?

1016
00:49:34,869 --> 00:49:35,995
What?

1017
00:49:36,070 --> 00:49:38,469
This is my house. What
are you doing in my house?

1018
00:49:41,009 --> 00:49:41,976
Fuck you.

1019
00:49:55,858 --> 00:49:57,485
Ha ha! Ohh...

1020
00:49:57,559 --> 00:50:00,927
Oh, you got some fucked-up
friends, I'm tellin' you.

1021
00:50:01,997 --> 00:50:03,624
Limber, though...

1022
00:50:03,699 --> 00:50:04,996
silly coos.

1023
00:50:06,703 --> 00:50:09,136
So, I come in last night.
Phone's off the hook.

1024
00:50:09,204 --> 00:50:11,036
Guess who's on the other end.

1025
00:50:11,107 --> 00:50:13,267
I already knew the story
before he told it to me.

1026
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:19,211
Have you ever heard
a death rattle before?

1027
00:50:19,281 --> 00:50:22,149
Do you think it'll live up to its name?

1028
00:50:22,218 --> 00:50:26,210
Or will it just be a death... hairball?

1029
00:50:29,426 --> 00:50:33,192
Prepare... to evacuate soul.

1030
00:50:35,166 --> 00:50:36,792
9...

1031
00:50:36,866 --> 00:50:37,834
8...

1032
00:50:37,902 --> 00:50:40,234
Now, how could Tyler, of all people,

1033
00:50:40,304 --> 00:50:44,434
think it was a bad thing that
Marla Singer was about to die?

1034
00:50:44,508 --> 00:50:46,408
5...

1035
00:50:46,477 --> 00:50:48,377
4...

1036
00:50:48,446 --> 00:50:50,209
3... Oh, hang on.

1037
00:50:55,988 --> 00:50:58,047
You got here fast.

1038
00:50:59,659 --> 00:51:01,786
Did I call you?

1039
00:51:03,463 --> 00:51:04,395
Huh?

1040
00:51:05,531 --> 00:51:06,463
Hey.

1041
00:51:12,872 --> 00:51:15,536
The mattress is all
sealed in slippery plastic.

1042
00:51:18,812 --> 00:51:22,043
Oh, don't worry. It's
not a threat to you.

1043
00:51:24,551 --> 00:51:25,917
Oh, fuck.

1044
00:51:25,987 --> 00:51:28,216
Somebody called the cops.

1045
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:41,732
Hey, where's 513?

1046
00:51:41,803 --> 00:51:44,237
End of the hall.

1047
00:51:44,305 --> 00:51:45,794
You know, the girl who lives there

1048
00:51:45,873 --> 00:51:48,206
used to be a charming, lovely girl.

1049
00:51:48,276 --> 00:51:50,470
She's lost faith in herself.

1050
00:51:50,544 --> 00:51:51,477
Miss Singer!

1051
00:51:51,546 --> 00:51:53,377
She's a monster.

1052
00:51:53,448 --> 00:51:55,076
You have every reason to live!

1053
00:51:55,151 --> 00:51:57,585
She's infectious human waste!

1054
00:51:57,653 --> 00:51:58,585
Miss Singer!

1055
00:51:58,654 --> 00:52:00,622
Good luck trying to save her!

1056
00:52:07,130 --> 00:52:10,724
If I fall asleep, I'm done for.

1057
00:52:12,168 --> 00:52:15,071
You're gonna have to keep me up...

1058
00:52:15,139 --> 00:52:17,130
all... night.

1059
00:52:17,208 --> 00:52:19,574
Un-fucking-believable.

1060
00:52:19,644 --> 00:52:21,805
He was obviously able to handle it.

1061
00:52:21,879 --> 00:52:23,040
You know what I mean. You fucked her.

1062
00:52:24,349 --> 00:52:25,610
No, I didn't.

1063
00:52:25,683 --> 00:52:27,173
Never?

1064
00:52:27,251 --> 00:52:28,183
No.

1065
00:52:29,555 --> 00:52:30,816
You're not into her, are you?

1066
00:52:30,888 --> 00:52:33,288
No! God, not at all.

1067
00:52:33,357 --> 00:52:35,691
I am Jack’s raging bile duct.

1068
00:52:35,762 --> 00:52:37,752
Are you sure? You can tell me.

1069
00:52:37,829 --> 00:52:39,320
Believe me, I'm sure.

1070
00:52:39,399 --> 00:52:40,366
Put a gun to my head

1071
00:52:40,433 --> 00:52:42,297
and paint the walls with my brains.

1072
00:52:42,367 --> 00:52:43,561
That's good, 'cause she's a predator

1073
00:52:43,635 --> 00:52:45,035
posing as a house pet.

1074
00:52:45,104 --> 00:52:47,129
Stay away from that one.

1075
00:52:49,107 --> 00:52:50,541
And the shit that came
out of this woman's mouth

1076
00:52:50,610 --> 00:52:51,542
I ain't never heard.

1077
00:52:51,611 --> 00:52:52,805
My God.

1078
00:52:52,879 --> 00:52:55,746
I haven't been fucked like
that since grade school.

1079
00:52:56,849 --> 00:52:57,873
Uhh!

1080
00:52:57,951 --> 00:52:59,747
How could Tyler not go for that?

1081
00:52:59,818 --> 00:53:01,286
The night before last, he was splicing

1082
00:53:01,354 --> 00:53:03,151
sex organs into Cinderella.

1083
00:53:03,223 --> 00:53:04,281
Marla doesn't need a lover.

1084
00:53:04,357 --> 00:53:05,824
She needs a fucking case worker.

1085
00:53:05,892 --> 00:53:08,520
She needs a wash. And she's
in love with sport fuckin'.

1086
00:53:08,595 --> 00:53:10,722
She invaded my support groups.

1087
00:53:10,797 --> 00:53:12,230
Now she'd invaded my home.

1088
00:53:12,298 --> 00:53:14,232
Hey, hey. Sit down.

1089
00:53:18,539 --> 00:53:21,167
Now, listen. Can't have
you talking to her about me.

1090
00:53:21,243 --> 00:53:22,573
Why would I talk to her-

1091
00:53:22,643 --> 00:53:24,634
You say anything about me
or what goes on in this house

1092
00:53:24,712 --> 00:53:28,045
to her or to anybody, we're done.

1093
00:53:28,115 --> 00:53:29,309
Now, promise me.

1094
00:53:29,383 --> 00:53:30,315
OK.

1095
00:53:30,384 --> 00:53:31,316
You promise?

1096
00:53:31,385 --> 00:53:33,251
- Yeah, I promise.
- Promise.

1097
00:53:33,321 --> 00:53:34,812
I just said I promise.

1098
00:53:34,890 --> 00:53:36,482
That's 3 times you promised.

1099
00:53:38,895 --> 00:53:40,794
If only I had wasted a couple of minutes

1100
00:53:40,863 --> 00:53:43,025
and gone to watch Marla Singer die,

1101
00:53:43,100 --> 00:53:44,658
none of this would've happened.

1102
00:53:44,735 --> 00:53:47,601
Unhh! Unhh! Unhh!

1103
00:53:47,671 --> 00:53:48,603
Unhh!

1104
00:53:49,673 --> 00:53:52,140
Yeah! Oh! Harder! Harder!

1105
00:53:52,208 --> 00:53:54,177
Yeah! Ooh! Aah!

1106
00:53:54,244 --> 00:53:56,872
Aah! Ohh! Aah!

1107
00:54:00,184 --> 00:54:02,617
I could've moved to another room...

1108
00:54:02,686 --> 00:54:05,554
on the third floor, where
I might not have heard them.

1109
00:54:05,623 --> 00:54:06,555
Oh, baby!

1110
00:54:06,624 --> 00:54:08,250
But I didn't.

1111
00:54:17,035 --> 00:54:17,967
Ohh!

1112
00:54:18,036 --> 00:54:21,437
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1113
00:54:21,506 --> 00:54:23,667
Ohh! Ohh! Aaahh!

1114
00:54:23,741 --> 00:54:25,732
Aah! Aah! Aah!

1115
00:54:27,111 --> 00:54:29,875
- Aah! Ohhh! Ohh!
- Ow!

1116
00:54:30,982 --> 00:54:31,914
Ohh!

1117
00:54:32,984 --> 00:54:34,611
What are you doin'?

1118
00:54:34,686 --> 00:54:37,053
Just goin' to bed.

1119
00:54:38,123 --> 00:54:39,556
Want to finish her off?

1120
00:54:39,625 --> 00:54:40,557
Uhh... oh!

1121
00:54:41,728 --> 00:54:42,659
No.

1122
00:54:42,728 --> 00:54:43,660
No, thank you.

1123
00:54:43,729 --> 00:54:45,663
I found the cigarettes.

1124
00:54:45,731 --> 00:54:47,996
Who are you talking to?

1125
00:54:48,067 --> 00:54:49,125
Shut up.

1126
00:54:49,201 --> 00:54:52,171
I became the calm little
center of the world.

1127
00:54:53,573 --> 00:54:55,166
I was the Zen master.

1128
00:54:55,242 --> 00:54:56,938
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1129
00:55:00,348 --> 00:55:03,113
I wrote little haiku poems.

1130
00:55:03,185 --> 00:55:04,914
I e-mailed them to everyone.

1131
00:55:06,187 --> 00:55:07,416
Is that your blood?

1132
00:55:09,858 --> 00:55:11,256
Some of it, yeah.

1133
00:55:11,325 --> 00:55:12,850
You can't smoke in here.

1134
00:55:14,062 --> 00:55:16,327
Take the rest of the day off.

1135
00:55:16,399 --> 00:55:18,959
Come back Monday with
some clean clothes.

1136
00:55:19,035 --> 00:55:20,468
Get yourself together.

1137
00:55:20,536 --> 00:55:23,630
I got right in everyone's
hostile little face.

1138
00:55:23,706 --> 00:55:25,970
Yes, these are bruises from fighting.

1139
00:55:26,042 --> 00:55:28,135
Yes, I'm comfortable with that.

1140
00:55:28,211 --> 00:55:29,678
I... am enlightened.

1141
00:55:32,382 --> 00:55:34,077
You give up the condo life...

1142
00:55:34,150 --> 00:55:36,983
give up all your flaming
worldly possessions...

1143
00:55:37,053 --> 00:55:38,748
go live in a dilapidated house

1144
00:55:38,822 --> 00:55:40,948
in a toxic waste part of town...

1145
00:55:41,023 --> 00:55:43,321
and you have to come home to this.

1146
00:55:43,393 --> 00:55:44,656
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1147
00:55:50,501 --> 00:55:52,559
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1148
00:55:55,306 --> 00:55:56,238
Hello?

1149
00:55:56,307 --> 00:55:57,671
Yes. This is Detective Stern

1150
00:55:57,741 --> 00:55:59,572
with the Arson Unit.

1151
00:55:59,643 --> 00:56:00,838
We have some new information

1152
00:56:00,912 --> 00:56:03,277
about the incident at your former condo.

1153
00:56:03,347 --> 00:56:04,371
Yes?

1154
00:56:04,448 --> 00:56:05,609
I don't know if you’re aware,

1155
00:56:05,683 --> 00:56:08,015
but it seems that someone sprayed Freon

1156
00:56:08,086 --> 00:56:09,382
into your front door lock,

1157
00:56:09,453 --> 00:56:12,753
then tapped it with a chisel
to shatter the cylinder.

1158
00:56:12,824 --> 00:56:14,415
No, I wasn't aware of that at all.

1159
00:56:14,491 --> 00:56:16,324
I am Jack’s cold sweat.

1160
00:56:16,458 --> 00:56:18,585
Does this sound strange to you?

1161
00:56:18,660 --> 00:56:20,559
Uh, yes, sir. Strange. Very strange.

1162
00:56:20,627 --> 00:56:21,560
The dynamite-

1163
00:56:21,629 --> 00:56:22,561
Dynamite?

1164
00:56:22,630 --> 00:56:23,688
Left a residue

1165
00:56:23,765 --> 00:56:26,893
of ammonium oxalate potassium chloride.

1166
00:56:26,968 --> 00:56:28,936
Do you know what this means?

1167
00:56:29,003 --> 00:56:30,470
No. What does it mean?

1168
00:56:30,538 --> 00:56:32,438
It means it was homemade.

1169
00:56:33,675 --> 00:56:35,165
I'm sorry. This is just coming

1170
00:56:35,243 --> 00:56:36,802
as quite a shock to me, sir.

1171
00:56:36,879 --> 00:56:38,847
See, whoever set this homemade dynamite

1172
00:56:38,914 --> 00:56:40,472
could've blown out your pilot light

1173
00:56:40,549 --> 00:56:42,415
days before the actual explosion.

1174
00:56:42,486 --> 00:56:44,316
The gas was just the detonator.

1175
00:56:44,387 --> 00:56:45,786
Who would go and do such a thing?

1176
00:56:45,855 --> 00:56:47,117
I'll ask the questions.

1177
00:56:47,189 --> 00:56:49,453
Tell him. Tell him the liberator

1178
00:56:49,525 --> 00:56:52,255
who destroyed my property
has realigned my perception.

1179
00:56:52,328 --> 00:56:53,990
Excuse me. Are you there?

1180
00:56:54,064 --> 00:56:55,997
No, I am listening. It's
a little hard to know

1181
00:56:56,065 --> 00:56:57,430
what to make of all this.

1182
00:56:57,500 --> 00:56:59,628
Have you recently made
enemies with anyone

1183
00:56:59,703 --> 00:57:02,000
who might have access
to homemade dynamite?

1184
00:57:02,071 --> 00:57:03,163
- Enemies?
- Reject the basic

1185
00:57:03,239 --> 00:57:04,673
assumption of civilization,

1186
00:57:04,741 --> 00:57:06,537
especially the importance
of material possessions.

1187
00:57:06,609 --> 00:57:08,042
Son, this is serious.

1188
00:57:08,110 --> 00:57:09,476
Yes, I know it's serious.

1189
00:57:09,546 --> 00:57:10,478
I mean that.

1190
00:57:10,547 --> 00:57:12,138
Yes, it's very serious.

1191
00:57:12,214 --> 00:57:15,150
Look, nobody takes this
more seriously than me.

1192
00:57:15,218 --> 00:57:17,516
That condo was my life.

1193
00:57:17,587 --> 00:57:21,547
OK? I loved every stick
of furniture in that place.

1194
00:57:21,626 --> 00:57:23,525
That was not just a bunch of stuff

1195
00:57:23,593 --> 00:57:24,686
that got destroyed.

1196
00:57:24,762 --> 00:57:25,786
It was me!

1197
00:57:25,863 --> 00:57:27,296
I'd like to thank the Academy.

1198
00:57:27,365 --> 00:57:29,025
Is this not a good time for you?

1199
00:57:29,099 --> 00:57:30,863
Just tell him you fuckin' did it.

1200
00:57:30,935 --> 00:57:31,867
Shhh!

1201
00:57:31,936 --> 00:57:33,460
Tell him you blew it all up.

1202
00:57:33,538 --> 00:57:36,100
That's what he wants to hear.

1203
00:57:36,176 --> 00:57:37,438
Are you still there?

1204
00:57:37,510 --> 00:57:40,104
Wait. Are you saying that I'm a suspect?

1205
00:57:40,180 --> 00:57:42,774
No, no. I may need to talk
to you a little further,

1206
00:57:42,849 --> 00:57:44,783
so how about you just lettin' me
know if you’re gonna leave town?

1207
00:57:44,851 --> 00:57:45,944
OK?

1208
00:57:46,019 --> 00:57:47,111
OK.

1209
00:57:50,690 --> 00:57:51,884
Except for their humping,

1210
00:57:51,958 --> 00:57:54,722
Tyler and Marla were
never in the same room.

1211
00:57:54,794 --> 00:57:57,821
My parents pulled this
exact same act for years.

1212
00:57:57,898 --> 00:58:01,733
The condom is the glass
slipper of our generation.

1213
00:58:01,803 --> 00:58:04,737
You slip one on when
you meet a stranger.

1214
00:58:04,805 --> 00:58:07,206
You... dance all night.

1215
00:58:07,275 --> 00:58:09,435
Then you throw it away.

1216
00:58:09,510 --> 00:58:11,910
The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.

1217
00:58:13,315 --> 00:58:14,781
What?

1218
00:58:19,654 --> 00:58:22,451
I got this dress at a
thrift store for $1.00.

1219
00:58:22,523 --> 00:58:24,424
It was worth every penny.

1220
00:58:24,493 --> 00:58:26,392
It's a bridesmaid's dress.

1221
00:58:28,430 --> 00:58:30,921
Someone loved it... intensely

1222
00:58:30,999 --> 00:58:33,432
for one day...

1223
00:58:33,502 --> 00:58:34,969
then tossed it.

1224
00:58:37,073 --> 00:58:39,268
Like a Christmas tree...

1225
00:58:39,342 --> 00:58:40,832
so special...

1226
00:58:42,078 --> 00:58:44,638
then... bam...

1227
00:58:44,714 --> 00:58:47,274
it's on the side of the road...

1228
00:58:47,350 --> 00:58:49,614
tinsel still clinging to it...

1229
00:58:51,521 --> 00:58:54,422
Like a sex crime victim...

1230
00:58:54,490 --> 00:58:57,017
underwear inside out...

1231
00:58:57,095 --> 00:58:58,926
bound with electrical tape.

1232
00:58:58,997 --> 00:59:00,260
Well, then it suits you.

1233
00:59:01,499 --> 00:59:03,330
You can borrow it sometime.

1234
00:59:10,809 --> 00:59:12,070
Get rid of her.

1235
00:59:13,311 --> 00:59:14,573
Why can't you get rid of her?

1236
00:59:14,646 --> 00:59:15,807
Don't mention me.

1237
00:59:15,881 --> 00:59:17,406
I'm 6 years old again,

1238
00:59:17,484 --> 00:59:19,713
passing messages between parents.

1239
00:59:23,656 --> 00:59:25,248
I really think it's
time you got out of here.

1240
00:59:25,324 --> 00:59:26,553
Don't worry. I'm leaving.

1241
00:59:26,626 --> 00:59:27,558
Not that we don't love
your little visits.

1242
00:59:27,627 --> 00:59:29,026
You are such a nut case.

1243
00:59:29,095 --> 00:59:30,618
I can't even begin to keep up.

1244
00:59:32,632 --> 00:59:35,429
<i>Gotta get off</i>

1245
00:59:35,501 --> 00:59:36,593
Thanks. Bye.

1246
00:59:36,669 --> 00:59:42,506
<i>Gotta get off
this merry-go-round</i>

1247
00:59:47,614 --> 00:59:49,673
<i>Gotta get on where</i>

1248
00:59:51,851 --> 00:59:53,250
You kids.

1249
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:56,552
Wh... Why do you still
waste time with her?

1250
00:59:58,859 --> 01:00:00,349
I'll say this about Marla-

1251
01:00:00,428 --> 01:00:02,555
at least she's tryin' to hit bottom.

1252
01:00:02,630 --> 01:00:03,961
What, and I'm not?

1253
01:00:04,031 --> 01:00:05,123
Stickin' feathers up your butt

1254
01:00:05,199 --> 01:00:06,223
does not make you a chicken.

1255
01:00:07,702 --> 01:00:09,034
What are we doin' tonight?

1256
01:00:09,104 --> 01:00:10,798
- Tonight?
- Yeah.

1257
01:00:10,871 --> 01:00:12,862
We make soap.

1258
01:00:12,940 --> 01:00:14,033
Really.

1259
01:00:14,109 --> 01:00:15,166
To make soap, first we render fat.

1260
01:00:35,725 --> 01:00:37,591
The salt balance has to be just right,

1261
01:00:37,661 --> 01:00:40,356
so the best fat for making
soap comes from humans.

1262
01:00:41,499 --> 01:00:42,693
Wait. What is this place?

1263
01:00:42,767 --> 01:00:44,233
A liposuction clinic.

1264
01:00:52,576 --> 01:00:53,634
Aha! Pay dirt.

1265
01:00:54,745 --> 01:00:57,873
The richest, creamiest fat in the world.

1266
01:00:57,948 --> 01:00:59,347
Fat of the land.

1267
01:01:06,790 --> 01:01:07,723
Come on.

1268
01:01:12,297 --> 01:01:13,820
Oh, God! Oh!

1269
01:01:13,898 --> 01:01:15,525
Get another one. Unhh!

1270
01:01:22,107 --> 01:01:24,200
As the fat renders, the
tallows float to the surface.

1271
01:01:24,276 --> 01:01:26,039
Like in Boy Scouts.

1272
01:01:26,111 --> 01:01:28,512
I can imagine you as a Boy Scout.

1273
01:01:28,581 --> 01:01:29,570
Keep stirrin'.

1274
01:01:32,551 --> 01:01:33,849
Once the tallow hardens,

1275
01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:36,114
we skim off a layer of glycerin.

1276
01:01:36,188 --> 01:01:38,522
If you were to add nitric
acid, you got nitroglycerin.

1277
01:01:38,592 --> 01:01:39,855
If you were then to add sodium nitrate

1278
01:01:39,928 --> 01:01:42,555
and a dash of sawdust, you got dynamite.

1279
01:01:42,629 --> 01:01:44,427
Yeah, with enough soap,

1280
01:01:44,499 --> 01:01:46,797
we could blow up just about anything.

1281
01:01:46,868 --> 01:01:48,801
Tyler was full of useful information.

1282
01:01:48,869 --> 01:01:51,270
Now, ancient peoples found
that clothes got cleaner

1283
01:01:51,339 --> 01:01:53,135
when they washed them at a
certain point in the river.

1284
01:01:53,207 --> 01:01:54,766
- You know why?
- No.

1285
01:01:58,446 --> 01:02:00,005
Human sacrifices were once made

1286
01:02:00,082 --> 01:02:01,447
on the hills above this river.

1287
01:02:01,517 --> 01:02:03,678
Bodies burned. Water seeped
into the wood and ashes

1288
01:02:03,752 --> 01:02:05,413
to create lye.

1289
01:02:05,487 --> 01:02:07,785
This is lye, the crucial ingredient.

1290
01:02:07,857 --> 01:02:09,586
Once it mixed with the
melted fat of bodies,

1291
01:02:09,658 --> 01:02:11,125
a thick, white, soapy discharge

1292
01:02:11,193 --> 01:02:13,593
crept into the river. May
I see your hand, please?

1293
01:02:21,737 --> 01:02:22,931
What is this?

1294
01:02:23,005 --> 01:02:24,438
This... is chemical burn.

1295
01:02:24,506 --> 01:02:25,598
Uh-Aah! Aah!

1296
01:02:25,674 --> 01:02:27,539
It'll hurt more than
you've ever been burned,

1297
01:02:27,610 --> 01:02:29,168
and you will have a scar.

1298
01:02:29,245 --> 01:02:32,647
If meditation worked for
cancer, it could work for this.

1299
01:02:32,716 --> 01:02:34,478
Stay with the pain.
Don't shove to center.

1300
01:02:34,550 --> 01:02:36,177
No, no! Oh, God!

1301
01:02:36,252 --> 01:02:37,653
Look at your hand.

1302
01:02:37,722 --> 01:02:39,086
The first soap was made
from the ashes of heroes,

1303
01:02:39,155 --> 01:02:40,713
Like the first monkey shot into space.

1304
01:02:40,790 --> 01:02:42,452
Without pain, without sacrifice,

1305
01:02:42,526 --> 01:02:43,823
we would have nothin'.

1306
01:02:43,895 --> 01:02:46,829
I tried not to think of the
the words "sear" or "flesh."

1307
01:02:46,897 --> 01:02:48,422
Stop it! This is your pain.

1308
01:02:48,499 --> 01:02:50,057
This is your burning
hand. It's right here.

1309
01:02:50,133 --> 01:02:51,191
I'm going to my cave.

1310
01:02:51,268 --> 01:02:52,827
I'm going to my cave
and find my power animal.

1311
01:02:52,904 --> 01:02:55,963
No! Don't deal with it the
way those dead people do!

1312
01:02:56,039 --> 01:02:56,973
Come on!

1313
01:02:57,042 --> 01:02:58,203
I get the point! OK! Please!

1314
01:02:58,278 --> 01:02:59,870
No. What you're feeling
is premature enlightenment.

1315
01:03:04,550 --> 01:03:06,415
This is the greatest
moment of your life, man,

1316
01:03:06,486 --> 01:03:09,512
and you're off somewhere-

1317
01:03:09,589 --> 01:03:11,056
Shut up.

1318
01:03:11,124 --> 01:03:12,591
Our fathers were our models for God.

1319
01:03:12,659 --> 01:03:13,920
If our fathers bailed,

1320
01:03:13,993 --> 01:03:15,790
what does that tell you about God?

1321
01:03:15,862 --> 01:03:16,795
No, no.

1322
01:03:16,864 --> 01:03:18,559
Listen to me.

1323
01:03:18,632 --> 01:03:20,566
You have to consider the possibility

1324
01:03:20,634 --> 01:03:22,693
that God does not like you,

1325
01:03:22,770 --> 01:03:23,828
He never wanted you.

1326
01:03:23,904 --> 01:03:26,270
In all probability, He hates you.

1327
01:03:26,340 --> 01:03:28,171
This is not the worst
thing that can happen.

1328
01:03:28,242 --> 01:03:29,938
We don't need Him.

1329
01:03:30,011 --> 01:03:31,034
We don't! I agree!

1330
01:03:31,111 --> 01:03:32,908
Fuck damnation, man. Fuck redemption.

1331
01:03:32,980 --> 01:03:34,413
We are God's unwanted children?

1332
01:03:34,481 --> 01:03:35,574
So be it!

1333
01:03:37,017 --> 01:03:38,848
Listen! You can run water over your hand

1334
01:03:38,919 --> 01:03:41,218
to make it worse,
or- Look at me-

1335
01:03:41,289 --> 01:03:43,552
or you can use vinegar
to neutralize the burn.

1336
01:03:43,624 --> 01:03:44,852
Please let me have some! Please!

1337
01:03:44,925 --> 01:03:46,553
First you have to give up.

1338
01:03:46,628 --> 01:03:49,926
First you have to know, not fear,

1339
01:03:49,997 --> 01:03:52,899
know that someday you're gonna die.

1340
01:03:52,968 --> 01:03:54,730
You don't know how this feels!

1341
01:04:00,108 --> 01:04:01,268
It's only after we've lost everything

1342
01:04:01,343 --> 01:04:03,369
that we're free to do anything.

1343
01:04:05,347 --> 01:04:06,279
OK.

1344
01:04:21,566 --> 01:04:22,828
Congratulations.

1345
01:04:22,900 --> 01:04:25,767
You're one step closer
to hitting bottom.

1346
01:04:28,239 --> 01:04:30,366
Tyler sold his soap to department stores

1347
01:04:30,441 --> 01:04:32,204
at $20 a bar.

1348
01:04:32,276 --> 01:04:33,641
God knows what they charged.

1349
01:04:33,711 --> 01:04:36,373
This is the best soap.

1350
01:04:36,447 --> 01:04:37,972
Why, thank you, Suzie.

1351
01:04:38,050 --> 01:04:39,540
It was beautiful.

1352
01:04:39,618 --> 01:04:41,017
We were selling rich women

1353
01:04:41,086 --> 01:04:43,384
their own fat asses back to them.

1354
01:04:44,890 --> 01:04:46,517
He was wearing his yellow tie.

1355
01:04:46,592 --> 01:04:49,186
I didn't even wear a
tie to work anymore.

1356
01:04:49,262 --> 01:04:50,853
"The first rule of Fight Club

1357
01:04:50,929 --> 01:04:52,624
is you don't talk about Fight Club"?

1358
01:04:52,698 --> 01:04:54,359
I'm half asleep again.

1359
01:04:54,433 --> 01:04:56,265
I must've left the original
in the copy machine.

1360
01:04:56,335 --> 01:04:58,826
"The second rule of Fight Club
- " is this yours?

1361
01:04:58,904 --> 01:05:00,634
Huh?

1362
01:05:00,707 --> 01:05:02,196
Pretend you're me.

1363
01:05:02,274 --> 01:05:04,037
Make a managerial decision.

1364
01:05:04,109 --> 01:05:06,738
You find this. What would you do?

1365
01:05:11,451 --> 01:05:13,385
Well, I gotta tell ya...

1366
01:05:13,453 --> 01:05:16,980
I'd be very, very careful
who you talk to about that.

1367
01:05:17,057 --> 01:05:18,753
Because the person who wrote that...

1368
01:05:18,826 --> 01:05:20,554
is dangerous.

1369
01:05:20,627 --> 01:05:23,529
And this buttoned-down,
oxford-cloth psycho

1370
01:05:23,597 --> 01:05:25,154
might just snap

1371
01:05:25,231 --> 01:05:27,826
and then stalk from office to office

1372
01:05:27,902 --> 01:05:31,599
with an Armilade AR-10
carbine gas-powered

1373
01:05:31,672 --> 01:05:33,230
semi-automatic weapon,

1374
01:05:33,307 --> 01:05:35,172
pumping round after round

1375
01:05:35,242 --> 01:05:37,142
into colleagues and coworkers.

1376
01:05:38,448 --> 01:05:41,849
This might be someone
you've known for years...

1377
01:05:41,918 --> 01:05:45,285
someone very... very... close to you.

1378
01:05:45,354 --> 01:05:48,448
Tyler's words coming out of my mouth.

1379
01:05:50,226 --> 01:05:51,989
And I used to be such a nice guy.

1380
01:05:52,061 --> 01:05:54,325
Maybe you shouldn't bring me
every little piece of trash

1381
01:05:54,397 --> 01:05:56,024
you happen to pick up.

1382
01:05:58,837 --> 01:06:00,701
Liability.

1383
01:06:00,771 --> 01:06:02,466
My tit's gonna rot off.

1384
01:06:04,442 --> 01:06:05,965
Will you excuse me? I need to take this.

1385
01:06:12,282 --> 01:06:13,681
What're you talking about?

1386
01:06:13,750 --> 01:06:15,946
I need you to check and see
if there's a lump in my breast.

1387
01:06:16,020 --> 01:06:17,646
Go to a hospital.

1388
01:06:17,721 --> 01:06:19,917
I can't afford to throw
money away on a doctor.

1389
01:06:21,459 --> 01:06:23,187
I don't know about this, Marla.

1390
01:06:23,260 --> 01:06:24,956
Please?

1391
01:06:25,029 --> 01:06:26,758
She didn't call Tyler.

1392
01:06:26,831 --> 01:06:28,991
I'm neutral in her book.

1393
01:06:31,236 --> 01:06:32,328
That's nice.

1394
01:06:32,403 --> 01:06:33,960
Taking food to Mrs...

1395
01:06:34,037 --> 01:06:35,403
Hanna burr, Mrs. Raines?

1396
01:06:35,473 --> 01:06:36,838
Who are they... exactly?

1397
01:06:36,908 --> 01:06:38,672
Tragically, they're dead.

1398
01:06:38,744 --> 01:06:40,541
I'm alive, and I'm in poverty.

1399
01:06:40,613 --> 01:06:41,545
You want any?

1400
01:06:41,614 --> 01:06:42,546
No. No.

1401
01:06:42,615 --> 01:06:43,912
I got one for you.

1402
01:06:43,983 --> 01:06:45,347
Thanks for the thought.

1403
01:06:47,253 --> 01:06:49,517
What happened to your hand?

1404
01:06:49,588 --> 01:06:50,748
Uh... nothin'.

1405
01:06:51,857 --> 01:06:52,789
Right there.

1406
01:06:52,858 --> 01:06:53,790
Uhh.

1407
01:06:55,094 --> 01:06:56,528
Feel anything?

1408
01:06:56,596 --> 01:06:57,527
No.

1409
01:06:57,598 --> 01:06:58,860
Well, make sure.

1410
01:07:00,768 --> 01:07:02,861
Ok, I'm
- I'm pretty sure.

1411
01:07:02,937 --> 01:07:03,995
You feel nothing.

1412
01:07:04,071 --> 01:07:06,096
No. Nothing.

1413
01:07:08,110 --> 01:07:10,043
Well, that's a relief.

1414
01:07:10,111 --> 01:07:11,373
Thank you.

1415
01:07:11,445 --> 01:07:13,380
Uh, um... no problem.

1416
01:07:13,448 --> 01:07:15,574
I wish I could return the favor.

1417
01:07:15,650 --> 01:07:17,745
There's not a lot of breast
cancer in the men in my family.

1418
01:07:17,820 --> 01:07:19,253
Could check your prostate.

1419
01:07:19,322 --> 01:07:21,312
I think I'm OK.

1420
01:07:21,390 --> 01:07:23,325
Well, thanks, anyway.

1421
01:07:28,398 --> 01:07:29,626
Are we done?

1422
01:07:29,699 --> 01:07:33,065
Yeah, we're done. See you... around.

1423
01:07:50,406 --> 01:07:51,338
Cornelius?

1424
01:07:52,508 --> 01:07:53,440
Cornelius!

1425
01:07:54,911 --> 01:07:56,208
It's me...

1426
01:07:56,279 --> 01:07:57,644
Bob!

1427
01:07:57,714 --> 01:07:59,114
Hey... Bob.

1428
01:08:01,018 --> 01:08:02,679
Hey. Uhh!

1429
01:08:02,753 --> 01:08:03,947
We all thought you were dead.

1430
01:08:04,021 --> 01:08:06,182
No, no. Still here.

1431
01:08:06,256 --> 01:08:08,190
How are you, Bob?

1432
01:08:08,258 --> 01:08:10,089
Better than I've ever
been in my whole life.

1433
01:08:10,160 --> 01:08:12,856
Really. You still
remaining men together?

1434
01:08:12,930 --> 01:08:15,023
No, no. I got somethin'
so much better now.

1435
01:08:15,099 --> 01:08:16,590
Really. What is it?

1436
01:08:18,070 --> 01:08:19,799
Well...

1437
01:08:19,872 --> 01:08:21,966
first rule is...

1438
01:08:22,042 --> 01:08:23,872
I'm not supposed to talk about it.

1439
01:08:25,010 --> 01:08:26,376
And the second rule is,

1440
01:08:26,446 --> 01:08:28,175
I'm not supposed to talk about it.

1441
01:08:28,248 --> 01:08:29,839
And the third rule is...

1442
01:08:29,915 --> 01:08:32,316
Bob. Bob. I'm a member.

1443
01:08:32,385 --> 01:08:34,909
Look at my face, Bob.

1444
01:08:37,057 --> 01:08:39,219
That's fuckin'
- That's fuckin' great.

1445
01:08:39,293 --> 01:08:41,226
I've... l’ve never seen you there.

1446
01:08:41,294 --> 01:08:43,024
I go Tuesdays and Thursdays.

1447
01:08:43,097 --> 01:08:45,065
I go Saturday.

1448
01:08:45,133 --> 01:08:46,394
Congratulations.

1449
01:08:47,535 --> 01:08:49,560
Yeah. Hey, to both of us, right?

1450
01:08:49,637 --> 01:08:51,366
Have you heard about the
guy that invented this thing?

1451
01:08:51,439 --> 01:08:53,066
Well, uh, yeah, actually. I-

1452
01:08:53,141 --> 01:08:55,336
I hear all kinds of things.

1453
01:08:55,409 --> 01:08:59,675
Supposedly... he was born
in a mental institution.

1454
01:08:59,747 --> 01:09:03,342
And he sleeps only one hour a night.

1455
01:09:03,417 --> 01:09:04,748
He's a great man.

1456
01:09:04,819 --> 01:09:05,751
Oh...

1457
01:09:05,820 --> 01:09:08,084
do you know about Tyler Durden?

1458
01:09:17,131 --> 01:09:18,656
Ha ha ha!

1459
01:09:23,705 --> 01:09:25,230
Take him down!

1460
01:09:25,308 --> 01:09:26,934
Take him down!

1461
01:09:27,009 --> 01:09:28,374
Take him down!

1462
01:09:33,549 --> 01:09:35,814
I didn't hurt you, did I?

1463
01:09:35,885 --> 01:09:38,480
Actually, you did.

1464
01:09:38,556 --> 01:09:40,148
Thank you for this.

1465
01:09:40,224 --> 01:09:42,352
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

1466
01:09:42,427 --> 01:09:43,358
Fight Club.

1467
01:09:43,427 --> 01:09:45,327
Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob.

1468
01:09:45,396 --> 01:09:46,989
This was mine and Tyler's gift...

1469
01:09:47,132 --> 01:09:49,258
our gift to the world.

1470
01:09:49,333 --> 01:09:51,165
Look around. Look around.

1471
01:09:51,236 --> 01:09:53,136
I see a lot of new faces.

1472
01:09:53,205 --> 01:09:54,137
- Ha ha!
- Ha ha!

1473
01:09:54,206 --> 01:09:55,194
Shut up!

1474
01:09:56,508 --> 01:09:58,340
Which means a lot of you

1475
01:09:58,411 --> 01:10:01,311
have been breaking the
first 2 rules of Fight Club.

1476
01:10:09,589 --> 01:10:10,851
Man, I see in Fight Club

1477
01:10:10,923 --> 01:10:13,790
the strongest and smartest
men who've ever lived.

1478
01:10:13,860 --> 01:10:16,351
I see all this potential.

1479
01:10:16,429 --> 01:10:17,726
And I see squandering.

1480
01:10:19,098 --> 01:10:20,190
God damn it.

1481
01:10:20,266 --> 01:10:23,202
An entire generation pumping gas...

1482
01:10:23,270 --> 01:10:24,759
waiting tables...

1483
01:10:24,837 --> 01:10:26,771
slaves with white collars.

1484
01:10:29,609 --> 01:10:32,669
Advertising has its taste
in cars and clothes...

1485
01:10:32,745 --> 01:10:35,976
working jobs we hate so we
can buy shit we don't need.

1486
01:10:39,787 --> 01:10:42,380
We're the middle
children of history, man.

1487
01:10:42,456 --> 01:10:44,891
No purpose or place.

1488
01:10:44,959 --> 01:10:48,394
We have no Great War...
no Great Depression.

1489
01:10:50,965 --> 01:10:53,728
Our Great War's a spiritual war.

1490
01:10:53,800 --> 01:10:57,032
Our Great Depression is our lives.

1491
01:11:00,977 --> 01:11:02,410
We've all been raised on television

1492
01:11:02,479 --> 01:11:04,412
to believe that one day
we'd all be millionaires

1493
01:11:04,480 --> 01:11:06,949
and movie gods and rock stars.

1494
01:11:07,017 --> 01:11:08,746
But we won't.

1495
01:11:08,818 --> 01:11:10,718
We're slowly learning that fact.

1496
01:11:12,055 --> 01:11:14,683
And we're very, very pissed off.

1497
01:11:14,758 --> 01:11:15,690
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1498
01:11:19,697 --> 01:11:23,064
First rule of Fight Club
is you do not talk about-

1499
01:11:28,572 --> 01:11:29,800
Who are you?

1500
01:11:30,942 --> 01:11:32,171
Who am I?

1501
01:11:32,243 --> 01:11:33,301
Yeah.

1502
01:11:34,812 --> 01:11:35,836
There's a sign in the front

1503
01:11:35,913 --> 01:11:36,972
that says "Lou's Tavern."

1504
01:11:38,115 --> 01:11:40,310
I'm fuckin' Lou.

1505
01:11:40,384 --> 01:11:42,011
Who the fuck are you?

1506
01:11:42,087 --> 01:11:44,077
Tyler Durden.

1507
01:11:47,459 --> 01:11:50,086
Who told you motherfuckers
that you could use my place?

1508
01:11:50,161 --> 01:11:52,129
We have a deal worked out with Irvin.

1509
01:11:52,196 --> 01:11:53,221
Irvin?

1510
01:11:53,298 --> 01:11:55,822
Irvin's at home with
a broken collarbone.

1511
01:11:55,900 --> 01:11:57,527
He don't own this place.

1512
01:11:57,601 --> 01:11:58,534
I do.

1513
01:12:00,640 --> 01:12:02,630
How much money is he gettin' for this?

1514
01:12:02,708 --> 01:12:03,971
There is no money.

1515
01:12:04,043 --> 01:12:06,637
- Really. Ain't that somethin'?
- Free to all.

1516
01:12:06,712 --> 01:12:08,578
It is, actually.

1517
01:12:08,648 --> 01:12:11,116
Look, stupid fuck...

1518
01:12:11,184 --> 01:12:12,673
I want everybody outta here right now.

1519
01:12:12,751 --> 01:12:15,983
Hey. You should join our club.

1520
01:12:17,323 --> 01:12:18,757
Did you hear what I just said?

1521
01:12:18,826 --> 01:12:20,590
You and your friend.

1522
01:12:20,662 --> 01:12:22,459
Oomph!

1523
01:12:22,530 --> 01:12:23,588
Uhh!

1524
01:12:23,665 --> 01:12:25,565
You hear me now?!

1525
01:12:27,102 --> 01:12:29,263
No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou.

1526
01:12:29,337 --> 01:12:30,395
Ooh!

1527
01:12:30,472 --> 01:12:31,404
Pfft!

1528
01:12:33,141 --> 01:12:34,073
Ohhh...

1529
01:12:35,643 --> 01:12:37,406
Still not gettin' it.

1530
01:12:38,613 --> 01:12:40,275
Aah! OK, OK, OK. I got it.

1531
01:12:40,350 --> 01:12:42,783
I got it. I got it. Shit, I lost it.

1532
01:12:42,852 --> 01:12:44,444
Ooh!

1533
01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:45,647
Back! All of you!

1534
01:12:47,723 --> 01:12:48,781
Everybody back.

1535
01:12:51,028 --> 01:12:52,892
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

1536
01:12:54,830 --> 01:12:57,061
Ha ha ha ha ha!

1537
01:12:57,134 --> 01:12:59,158
Aw, Lou...

1538
01:12:59,235 --> 01:13:01,226
Come on, man.

1539
01:13:01,303 --> 01:13:02,828
We really like this place.

1540
01:13:04,273 --> 01:13:05,706
Ohh!

1541
01:13:10,746 --> 01:13:11,872
Ohhh...

1542
01:13:11,947 --> 01:13:14,940
- That's right, Lou, get
it- - Shut the fuck up!

1543
01:13:15,018 --> 01:13:16,780
Oh, yeah!

1544
01:13:16,852 --> 01:13:19,379
Yeah! Ha ha ha ha ha!

1545
01:13:19,457 --> 01:13:21,686
Ho ho ho ha ha ha!

1546
01:13:21,758 --> 01:13:23,021
Think that's fuckin' funny?!

1547
01:13:23,094 --> 01:13:25,062
Ho ho, ho! Ha ha ha ha!

1548
01:13:25,129 --> 01:13:28,121
Ha ha ha ha
- Ohh! Ho ho ho!

1549
01:13:32,769 --> 01:13:34,635
Fuckin' guys are loony, I'm tellin' ya.

1550
01:13:36,874 --> 01:13:38,865
Unbelievable. Aah!

1551
01:13:42,782 --> 01:13:43,977
You don't know where I've been, Lou.

1552
01:13:44,051 --> 01:13:45,745
- Oh, my God!
- Ha ha ha!

1553
01:13:45,819 --> 01:13:48,686
You don't know where I've been! Ha ha!

1554
01:13:48,755 --> 01:13:51,053
Ha ha ha ha ha!

1555
01:13:51,124 --> 01:13:53,354
Lou! Please let us keep it, Lou!

1556
01:13:53,426 --> 01:13:54,894
Please, Lou!

1557
01:13:54,962 --> 01:13:57,429
Fuckin' use the basement! Christ!

1558
01:13:57,497 --> 01:14:00,400
I want your word, Lou! I want your word!

1559
01:14:00,469 --> 01:14:02,402
On my mother's honor.

1560
01:14:04,138 --> 01:14:05,071
Uhh!

1561
01:14:06,808 --> 01:14:08,604
Lou!

1562
01:14:08,676 --> 01:14:10,304
Aaahhh!

1563
01:14:11,613 --> 01:14:12,705
Thanks, Lou.

1564
01:14:15,015 --> 01:14:16,711
You, too, big guy.

1565
01:14:21,089 --> 01:14:22,613
See you next week.

1566
01:14:38,874 --> 01:14:41,207
This week... each one of you...

1567
01:14:41,277 --> 01:14:43,370
has a homework assignment.

1568
01:14:43,446 --> 01:14:44,708
You're gonna go out.

1569
01:14:44,780 --> 01:14:47,180
You're gonna start a fight
with a total stranger.

1570
01:14:50,620 --> 01:14:52,144
You're gonna start a fight.

1571
01:14:53,289 --> 01:14:54,722
And you're gonna lose.

1572
01:14:57,793 --> 01:14:59,456
Excellent choice, sir.

1573
01:15:01,466 --> 01:15:03,161
Hey! Watch out, jackass!

1574
01:15:03,235 --> 01:15:04,327
Come on!

1575
01:15:04,403 --> 01:15:06,996
Now, this is not as easy as it sounds.

1576
01:15:08,952 --> 01:15:10,782
I'm thinkin' you really-What?!

1577
01:15:10,853 --> 01:15:12,286
Son of a bitch!

1578
01:15:12,354 --> 01:15:15,256
Most people... normal people...

1579
01:15:15,325 --> 01:15:17,383
do just about anything to avoid a fight.

1580
01:15:18,961 --> 01:15:21,227
Excuse me. You sprayed
me with your hose.

1581
01:15:21,298 --> 01:15:22,491
Like that?

1582
01:15:22,565 --> 01:15:23,930
That's not necessary.

1583
01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:25,866
Dave! Go call 911!

1584
01:15:27,637 --> 01:15:28,569
Aaaahhh!

1585
01:15:30,574 --> 01:15:31,836
Stop it!

1586
01:15:31,909 --> 01:15:32,841
Stop it!

1587
01:15:35,479 --> 01:15:36,411
Sorry.

1588
01:15:36,480 --> 01:15:38,345
What did
- Come here!

1589
01:15:38,415 --> 01:15:40,576
Leave me alone! You crazy?

1590
01:15:40,651 --> 01:15:41,618
Uhh!

1591
01:15:42,920 --> 01:15:44,012
Unhh! Uhh!

1592
01:15:45,221 --> 01:15:46,154
Bastard!

1593
01:15:51,929 --> 01:15:53,396
We need to talk.

1594
01:15:56,100 --> 01:15:57,032
OK.

1595
01:15:59,604 --> 01:16:00,866
Where to begin?

1596
01:16:00,939 --> 01:16:03,373
With your constant absenteeism?

1597
01:16:03,441 --> 01:16:06,535
With your unpresentable appearance?

1598
01:16:06,611 --> 01:16:07,976
You're up for review.

1599
01:16:08,046 --> 01:16:11,277
I am Jack’s... complete
lack of surprise.

1600
01:16:11,349 --> 01:16:12,282
What?

1601
01:16:12,351 --> 01:16:13,318
Let's pretend.

1602
01:16:13,386 --> 01:16:15,216
You're the Department of Transportation.

1603
01:16:15,287 --> 01:16:16,254
OK?

1604
01:16:16,321 --> 01:16:19,986
Someone informs you that this company

1605
01:16:20,060 --> 01:16:22,051
installs front seat mounting brackets

1606
01:16:22,129 --> 01:16:24,155
that never pass collision tests...

1607
01:16:24,232 --> 01:16:27,667
brake linings that fail
after a thousand miles,

1608
01:16:27,734 --> 01:16:29,896
and fuel injectors that explode

1609
01:16:29,971 --> 01:16:31,733
and burn people alive.

1610
01:16:33,040 --> 01:16:34,133
What then?

1611
01:16:34,208 --> 01:16:36,505
Are you threatening me?

1612
01:16:36,576 --> 01:16:37,543
No...

1613
01:16:37,611 --> 01:16:39,375
Get the fuck outta here. You're fired.

1614
01:16:39,447 --> 01:16:41,143
I have a better solution.

1615
01:16:41,216 --> 01:16:44,708
You keep me on the payroll
as an outside consultant.

1616
01:16:44,787 --> 01:16:46,516
And in exchange for my salary,

1617
01:16:46,588 --> 01:16:48,384
my job will be never to tell people

1618
01:16:48,456 --> 01:16:50,687
these things that I know.

1619
01:16:50,759 --> 01:16:52,750
I don't even have to
come into the office.

1620
01:16:52,828 --> 01:16:54,294
I can do this job from home.

1621
01:16:56,098 --> 01:16:58,032
Who-Who the fuck do you think you are,

1622
01:16:58,100 --> 01:17:00,830
you crazy little shit?

1623
01:17:05,008 --> 01:17:06,474
Security?

1624
01:17:06,542 --> 01:17:08,533
I am Jack's smirking revenge.

1625
01:17:08,610 --> 01:17:09,804
Ohh!

1626
01:17:14,616 --> 01:17:15,743
Ohh!

1627
01:17:15,819 --> 01:17:17,149
Ahh... ahh...

1628
01:17:17,219 --> 01:17:19,585
What the hell are you doing?

1629
01:17:27,832 --> 01:17:30,061
Ohh... that hurt.

1630
01:17:32,370 --> 01:17:35,031
Why would you do that?

1631
01:17:35,105 --> 01:17:36,367
Oh, my God.

1632
01:17:36,439 --> 01:17:38,101
No! Please stop!

1633
01:17:40,846 --> 01:17:43,247
Uhh! Uh... uhh!

1634
01:17:48,254 --> 01:17:49,516
What are you doing?

1635
01:17:50,656 --> 01:17:52,715
Oh, God, no! Please! No!

1636
01:17:52,792 --> 01:17:55,454
For some reason, I
thought of my first fight

1637
01:17:55,528 --> 01:17:56,892
with Tyler.

1638
01:17:56,962 --> 01:17:57,895
No!

1639
01:18:23,023 --> 01:18:25,254
Under and behind and inside,

1640
01:18:25,326 --> 01:18:27,520
everything this man took for granted...

1641
01:18:27,594 --> 01:18:29,961
something horrible had been growing.

1642
01:18:31,165 --> 01:18:32,257
Now, look.

1643
01:18:32,332 --> 01:18:34,664
Give me the paychecks like I asked,

1644
01:18:34,735 --> 01:18:37,067
and you won't ever see me again.

1645
01:18:37,137 --> 01:18:40,597
And right then, at our most
excellent moment together...

1646
01:18:42,944 --> 01:18:45,071
Oh... thank God.

1647
01:18:45,146 --> 01:18:47,012
Please don't hit me again. Please...

1648
01:18:47,083 --> 01:18:49,243
Telephone, computer, fax machine,

1649
01:18:49,317 --> 01:18:53,550
52 weekly paychecks, and
48 airline flight coupons.

1650
01:18:53,622 --> 01:18:56,021
We now had corporate sponsorship.

1651
01:18:56,092 --> 01:18:58,322
This is how Tyler and I
were able to have Fight Club

1652
01:18:58,394 --> 01:18:59,860
every night of the week.

1653
01:19:02,600 --> 01:19:05,091
Now nobody was the center of Fight Club

1654
01:19:05,169 --> 01:19:07,160
except the 2 men fighting.

1655
01:19:07,238 --> 01:19:11,231
The leader walked through the
crowd, out in the darkness.

1656
01:19:12,510 --> 01:19:15,377
Tyler was now involved
in a class-action lawsuit

1657
01:19:15,446 --> 01:19:17,971
with the Pressman Hotel over
the urine content of their soup.

1658
01:19:24,556 --> 01:19:26,820
I am Jack’s wasted life.

1659
01:19:31,396 --> 01:19:34,422
Yeah! Yeah! Ha ha! Yeah!

1660
01:19:34,566 --> 01:19:35,897
There you are, sir.

1661
01:19:39,239 --> 01:19:41,832
Tyler dreamed up new
homework assignments.

1662
01:19:41,907 --> 01:19:44,536
He handed them out in sealed envelopes.

1663
01:20:23,686 --> 01:20:25,278
Did you know there's a Fight Club

1664
01:20:25,354 --> 01:20:26,286
up in Delaware City?

1665
01:20:26,355 --> 01:20:27,287
Yeah, I heard.

1666
01:20:28,457 --> 01:20:31,085
There's one in Penn's Grove, too.

1667
01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:33,390
Bob even found one up in Newcastle.

1668
01:20:33,462 --> 01:20:35,396
Yeah. Did you start that one?

1669
01:20:35,464 --> 01:20:36,898
No. I thought you did.

1670
01:20:36,967 --> 01:20:38,228
Nah.

1671
01:20:38,301 --> 01:20:39,233
Pff!

1672
01:21:28,187 --> 01:21:29,551
Stop for a second.

1673
01:21:29,622 --> 01:21:31,055
Hey, what are we doing?

1674
01:21:31,123 --> 01:21:32,055
Turn around.

1675
01:21:32,124 --> 01:21:33,557
What are we doing?

1676
01:21:33,626 --> 01:21:34,558
Homework assignment.

1677
01:21:34,627 --> 01:21:35,889
What kind of homework assignment?

1678
01:21:35,961 --> 01:21:37,223
Human sacrifice.

1679
01:21:37,296 --> 01:21:38,388
Hey, is that a gun?

1680
01:21:38,464 --> 01:21:39,897
Please. Please tell me that's not a gun.

1681
01:21:39,965 --> 01:21:40,899
It's a gun.

1682
01:21:40,968 --> 01:21:41,900
What are you doing?

1683
01:21:41,969 --> 01:21:42,901
Meet me in the back.

1684
01:21:42,970 --> 01:21:44,403
Hey, don't fuck around.

1685
01:21:44,472 --> 01:21:45,701
Meet me in the back.

1686
01:21:45,774 --> 01:21:47,900
On a long enough time line,

1687
01:21:47,975 --> 01:21:50,341
the survival rate for
everyone drops to zero.

1688
01:21:51,480 --> 01:21:53,447
What are you doing? Come on.

1689
01:21:53,514 --> 01:21:54,879
Hands behind your back.

1690
01:21:54,949 --> 01:21:55,881
God.

1691
01:21:55,950 --> 01:21:57,043
Give me your wallet.

1692
01:21:58,319 --> 01:21:59,650
Raymond K. Hessel,

1693
01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:02,714
1320 Southeast Banning, apartment A.

1694
01:22:02,792 --> 01:22:04,122
Small, cramped basement
apartment, Raymond?

1695
01:22:04,192 --> 01:22:05,216
How did you know?

1696
01:22:05,294 --> 01:22:06,922
Because they give shitty
basement apartments

1697
01:22:06,996 --> 01:22:08,930
Letters instead of numbers.

1698
01:22:08,998 --> 01:22:10,430
Raymond...

1699
01:22:10,499 --> 01:22:11,933
you're going to die.

1700
01:22:12,001 --> 01:22:13,468
Oh, my God, no...

1701
01:22:13,536 --> 01:22:14,730
Is that your mom and dad?

1702
01:22:14,804 --> 01:22:16,293
Mom and dad are going to have to call up

1703
01:22:16,371 --> 01:22:17,361
kindly Dr.
So-And-So

1704
01:22:17,440 --> 01:22:18,839
to pick up your dental records.

1705
01:22:18,908 --> 01:22:20,102
You want to know why?

1706
01:22:20,176 --> 01:22:21,904
Because there's going to be
nothing left of your face.

1707
01:22:21,977 --> 01:22:23,741
Aw, come on.

1708
01:22:23,813 --> 01:22:26,247
An expired community
college student I.D.

1709
01:22:26,316 --> 01:22:27,748
What'd you study, Raymond?

1710
01:22:27,817 --> 01:22:29,375
S-S-S-Stuff.

1711
01:22:29,452 --> 01:22:30,851
Stuff?

1712
01:22:30,920 --> 01:22:33,046
Were the midterms hard?

1713
01:22:34,157 --> 01:22:35,522
I asked you what you studied.

1714
01:22:35,591 --> 01:22:36,717
Biology, mostly.

1715
01:22:36,793 --> 01:22:37,918
Why?

1716
01:22:37,993 --> 01:22:39,894
I-I don't know.

1717
01:22:39,962 --> 01:22:43,364
What did you want to
be, Raymond K. Hessel?

1718
01:22:44,835 --> 01:22:46,962
The question, Raymond,

1719
01:22:47,037 --> 01:22:50,427
was what did you want to be?

1720
01:22:50,561 --> 01:22:52,392
Answer him, Raymond! Jesus!

1721
01:22:52,463 --> 01:22:53,862
Veterinarian! Veterinarian!

1722
01:22:53,931 --> 01:22:54,990
Animals.

1723
01:22:55,066 --> 01:22:56,999
Yeah,
animal s-s-s-

1724
01:22:57,067 --> 01:22:58,091
Stuff. Yeah, I got that.

1725
01:22:58,168 --> 01:22:59,226
That means you have
to get more schooling.

1726
01:22:59,303 --> 01:23:00,737
Too much school.

1727
01:23:00,805 --> 01:23:02,171
Would you rather be dead?

1728
01:23:02,241 --> 01:23:03,173
No...

1729
01:23:03,242 --> 01:23:04,470
Would you rather die, here,

1730
01:23:04,543 --> 01:23:05,977
on your knees,

1731
01:23:06,046 --> 01:23:07,842
in the back of a convenience store?

1732
01:23:07,913 --> 01:23:09,471
No... No, please...

1733
01:23:09,548 --> 01:23:10,811
no...

1734
01:23:14,086 --> 01:23:15,645
I'm keeping your license.

1735
01:23:16,923 --> 01:23:18,480
Gonna check in on you.

1736
01:23:18,557 --> 01:23:20,491
I know where you live.

1737
01:23:20,559 --> 01:23:23,496
If you’re not on your way
to becoming a veterinarian

1738
01:23:23,564 --> 01:23:25,190
in 6 weeks, you will be dead.

1739
01:23:27,068 --> 01:23:28,899
Now run on home.

1740
01:23:33,674 --> 01:23:35,971
Run, Forrest, run!

1741
01:23:37,612 --> 01:23:38,977
I feel ill.

1742
01:23:40,815 --> 01:23:42,248
Imagine how he feels.

1743
01:23:42,316 --> 01:23:44,250
Come on, this isn't funny!

1744
01:23:44,318 --> 01:23:45,751
That wasn't funny.

1745
01:23:45,820 --> 01:23:47,845
What the fuck was the point of that?

1746
01:23:47,922 --> 01:23:49,355
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day

1747
01:23:49,423 --> 01:23:50,856
of Raymond K. Hessel's life.

1748
01:23:50,925 --> 01:23:52,358
His breakfast will taste better

1749
01:23:52,426 --> 01:23:55,327
than any meal you and
I have ever tasted.

1750
01:23:56,864 --> 01:23:59,458
You had to give it to him.

1751
01:23:59,534 --> 01:24:00,865
Come on.

1752
01:24:00,935 --> 01:24:01,903
He had a plan.

1753
01:24:01,970 --> 01:24:03,905
And it started to make sense

1754
01:24:03,972 --> 01:24:05,337
in a Tyler sort of way.

1755
01:24:05,407 --> 01:24:06,396
No fear.

1756
01:24:06,475 --> 01:24:08,410
No distractions.

1757
01:24:08,478 --> 01:24:11,844
The ability to let that
which does not matter

1758
01:24:11,914 --> 01:24:13,883
truly slide.

1759
01:24:26,031 --> 01:24:27,657
You're not your job.

1760
01:24:29,901 --> 01:24:33,165
You're not how much money
you have in the bank.

1761
01:24:34,906 --> 01:24:37,670
You're not the car you drive.

1762
01:24:37,742 --> 01:24:40,336
You're not the contents of your wallet.

1763
01:24:41,814 --> 01:24:43,839
You're not your fuckin' khakis.

1764
01:24:46,052 --> 01:24:49,488
You're the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

1765
01:24:58,531 --> 01:25:01,466
I'll be out of your way in a sec.

1766
01:25:01,534 --> 01:25:03,001
You don't have to go.

1767
01:25:05,104 --> 01:25:06,196
Whatever.

1768
01:25:07,273 --> 01:25:10,208
No, I mean, uh...

1769
01:25:10,276 --> 01:25:11,504
It's OK.

1770
01:25:20,953 --> 01:25:23,822
Are you still going to groups?

1771
01:25:23,891 --> 01:25:24,982
Yeah.

1772
01:25:27,160 --> 01:25:28,992
Chloe's dead.

1773
01:25:29,063 --> 01:25:31,758
Ah, Chloe.

1774
01:25:31,832 --> 01:25:33,994
When did that happen?

1775
01:25:34,068 --> 01:25:36,467
Do you care?

1776
01:25:36,536 --> 01:25:37,833
I don't know.

1777
01:25:37,904 --> 01:25:40,100
I haven't thought about it in a while.

1778
01:25:40,174 --> 01:25:42,439
Yeah, well...

1779
01:25:42,511 --> 01:25:45,640
I think it was a smart move on her part.

1780
01:25:46,783 --> 01:25:48,113
Hey, listen, uh...

1781
01:25:48,183 --> 01:25:51,847
what are you getting out of all this?

1782
01:25:51,921 --> 01:25:53,080
What?

1783
01:25:54,324 --> 01:25:55,757
I mean, all this.

1784
01:25:55,825 --> 01:25:57,258
Why do you keep...

1785
01:25:57,327 --> 01:25:59,795
Is this making you happy?

1786
01:26:01,464 --> 01:26:03,490
Yeah, well, sometimes.

1787
01:26:04,935 --> 01:26:07,369
I don't know. I don't understand.

1788
01:26:07,438 --> 01:26:09,372
Why does a weaker person

1789
01:26:09,440 --> 01:26:11,874
need to latch on to a strong person?

1790
01:26:11,942 --> 01:26:13,204
What is that?

1791
01:26:13,277 --> 01:26:15,405
Well, what do you get out of it?

1792
01:26:17,348 --> 01:26:19,282
No-It's-It's not the
same thing at all.

1793
01:26:19,350 --> 01:26:21,216
I mean, we're... it's
totally different with us.

1794
01:26:21,286 --> 01:26:22,377
We're-We're-

1795
01:26:22,453 --> 01:26:23,511
Us?

1796
01:26:23,587 --> 01:26:25,384
What do you mean by "us"?

1797
01:26:25,456 --> 01:26:27,186
I'm sorry, do you hear this?

1798
01:26:27,259 --> 01:26:28,282
Hear what?

1799
01:26:28,359 --> 01:26:30,327
You're not hearing all that noise?

1800
01:26:30,394 --> 01:26:31,327
Just-Hold on a second.

1801
01:26:31,396 --> 01:26:32,556
No, wait. What were you saying?

1802
01:26:32,631 --> 01:26:34,291
Don't change the subject.
I want to talk about this.

1803
01:26:34,365 --> 01:26:36,060
You're not talking about me, are you?

1804
01:26:36,133 --> 01:26:37,965
No. What?

1805
01:26:38,036 --> 01:26:39,832
That day you came over to
my place to play doctor-

1806
01:26:39,904 --> 01:26:41,496
what was going on there?

1807
01:26:41,572 --> 01:26:42,541
What are you talking about?

1808
01:26:42,608 --> 01:26:44,041
Nothing. Nothing.

1809
01:26:44,110 --> 01:26:45,167
I don't think so.

1810
01:26:45,243 --> 01:26:46,505
Come on, what do you want?

1811
01:26:46,578 --> 01:26:47,841
- Look at me.
- No. What?

1812
01:26:47,914 --> 01:26:49,677
Look at me.

1813
01:26:49,749 --> 01:26:51,181
What is that?

1814
01:26:51,249 --> 01:26:52,842
It's nothing. Don't worry about it.

1815
01:26:52,919 --> 01:26:53,851
Oh, my God.

1816
01:26:53,920 --> 01:26:54,944
Who did this?

1817
01:26:55,021 --> 01:26:55,953
A person.

1818
01:26:56,022 --> 01:26:57,010
Guy or girl?

1819
01:26:57,089 --> 01:26:59,081
What do you care if
it’s a guy or a girl?

1820
01:26:59,158 --> 01:27:00,216
What do you care if I ask?

1821
01:27:00,293 --> 01:27:01,453
This is none of your
business. Leave me alone.

1822
01:27:01,527 --> 01:27:02,460
You're afraid to say it.

1823
01:27:02,529 --> 01:27:03,462
I am not afraid to say. Let me go.

1824
01:27:03,531 --> 01:27:04,589
No! Talk to me.

1825
01:27:04,666 --> 01:27:05,860
- No!
- Let go of me. Leave me alone.

1826
01:27:05,934 --> 01:27:07,424
This conversation...

1827
01:27:07,502 --> 01:27:08,628
This conversation...

1828
01:27:08,703 --> 01:27:10,500
is over.

1829
01:27:10,572 --> 01:27:12,005
Is over.

1830
01:27:13,174 --> 01:27:15,540
I just can't win with you, can I?

1831
01:27:23,352 --> 01:27:26,287
Hey, this is getting a little old.

1832
01:27:27,890 --> 01:27:30,086
What is-What is all this?

1833
01:27:30,160 --> 01:27:31,592
What do you think?

1834
01:27:33,028 --> 01:27:36,089
Hey, why do we need bunk beds?

1835
01:27:36,166 --> 01:27:37,097
Hey.

1836
01:27:44,206 --> 01:27:45,765
Too young.

1837
01:27:45,842 --> 01:27:47,400
Sorry.

1838
01:27:47,477 --> 01:27:49,706
What's all that?

1839
01:27:49,779 --> 01:27:52,305
If the applicant is young,
tell him he's too young.

1840
01:27:52,382 --> 01:27:53,848
Old, too old. Fat, too fat.

1841
01:27:53,916 --> 01:27:54,883
Applicant?

1842
01:27:54,950 --> 01:27:56,816
If the applicant then waits for 3 days

1843
01:27:56,887 --> 01:27:58,821
without food, shelter or encouragement,

1844
01:27:58,889 --> 01:28:01,323
he may then enter and
begin his training.

1845
01:28:01,391 --> 01:28:02,950
Training for what?

1846
01:28:08,099 --> 01:28:10,033
You think this is a game?

1847
01:28:10,101 --> 01:28:12,035
You're too young to train here.

1848
01:28:12,103 --> 01:28:14,037
End of story. Quit wasting our time.

1849
01:28:14,105 --> 01:28:15,538
Get the fuck out of here.

1850
01:28:20,144 --> 01:28:21,543
Bad news, friend.

1851
01:28:22,715 --> 01:28:24,649
It's not gonna happen.

1852
01:28:24,717 --> 01:28:27,652
I'm sorry if there
was a misunderstanding.

1853
01:28:27,721 --> 01:28:29,688
It's not the end of the world.

1854
01:28:29,756 --> 01:28:31,189
Just go away.

1855
01:28:32,325 --> 01:28:34,156
Go.

1856
01:28:34,227 --> 01:28:35,819
You're trespassing,

1857
01:28:35,895 --> 01:28:37,829
and I will have to call the police.

1858
01:28:41,301 --> 01:28:43,099
Don't you look at me.

1859
01:28:43,170 --> 01:28:44,934
Do you think you're ever
getting in this house?

1860
01:28:45,006 --> 01:28:46,438
You're never getting
in this fucking house.

1861
01:28:46,507 --> 01:28:48,338
Never. Now get the fuck off the porch.

1862
01:28:48,409 --> 01:28:49,877
Get off the porch!

1863
01:28:49,945 --> 01:28:51,377
Sooner or later,

1864
01:28:51,445 --> 01:28:53,504
we all became what
Tyler wanted us to be.

1865
01:28:53,581 --> 01:28:56,380
I'm gonna go inside and
I'm gonna get a shovel.

1866
01:29:03,424 --> 01:29:04,858
You got 2 black shirts?

1867
01:29:04,926 --> 01:29:05,858
Sir.

1868
01:29:05,927 --> 01:29:07,360
2 pair of black pants?

1869
01:29:07,429 --> 01:29:08,360
Yes, sir.

1870
01:29:08,429 --> 01:29:09,361
One pair of black boots?

1871
01:29:09,430 --> 01:29:10,363
Sir.

1872
01:29:10,432 --> 01:29:11,364
2 pair of black socks?

1873
01:29:11,433 --> 01:29:12,365
Sir.

1874
01:29:12,434 --> 01:29:13,366
One black jacket?

1875
01:29:13,435 --> 01:29:14,366
Sir.

1876
01:29:14,435 --> 01:29:15,562
$300 personal burial money?

1877
01:29:15,637 --> 01:29:16,695
Yes, sir.

1878
01:29:18,540 --> 01:29:20,166
All right.

1879
01:29:30,386 --> 01:29:33,549
You're too old, fat man.

1880
01:29:33,623 --> 01:29:35,181
Your tits are too big.

1881
01:29:35,258 --> 01:29:37,692
Get the fuck off my porch.

1882
01:29:44,202 --> 01:29:46,693
Bob. Bob.

1883
01:30:01,853 --> 01:30:03,288
Like a monkey

1884
01:30:03,356 --> 01:30:05,415
ready to be shot into space.

1885
01:30:05,491 --> 01:30:07,015
Space monkey.

1886
01:30:07,092 --> 01:30:11,290
Ready to sacrifice himself
for the greater good.

1887
01:30:16,202 --> 01:30:20,138
You are too fucking old, fatty!

1888
01:30:20,206 --> 01:30:21,867
And you.

1889
01:30:21,942 --> 01:30:23,533
You're too fucking...

1890
01:30:23,609 --> 01:30:24,907
blond!

1891
01:30:24,978 --> 01:30:27,370
Get out of here, the both of you!

1892
01:30:28,338 --> 01:30:29,771
And so it went.

1893
01:30:29,839 --> 01:30:31,773
Listen up, maggots.

1894
01:30:31,841 --> 01:30:34,308
You are not special.

1895
01:30:34,376 --> 01:30:37,744
You are not a beautiful
or unique snowflake.

1896
01:30:37,814 --> 01:30:40,248
You are the same decaying organic matter

1897
01:30:40,316 --> 01:30:41,943
as everything else.

1898
01:30:42,018 --> 01:30:44,351
Tyler built himself an army.

1899
01:30:44,422 --> 01:30:48,358
We are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

1900
01:30:48,426 --> 01:30:52,055
We are all part of
the same compost heap.

1901
01:30:53,731 --> 01:30:57,132
Why was Tyler Durden building an army?

1902
01:30:57,201 --> 01:30:58,862
To what purpose?

1903
01:30:58,936 --> 01:31:00,699
For what greater good?

1904
01:31:04,143 --> 01:31:05,940
In Tyler we trusted.

1905
01:31:09,816 --> 01:31:15,584
No, when he was like, "You are
not your job," I was like...

1906
01:31:15,655 --> 01:31:17,123
Yeah!

1907
01:31:18,859 --> 01:31:20,519
Hey, what's all this?

1908
01:31:23,465 --> 01:31:25,228
OK!

1909
01:31:25,300 --> 01:31:27,324
Go on in and celebrate.

1910
01:31:27,401 --> 01:31:28,835
What are we celebrating?

1911
01:31:28,903 --> 01:31:29,870
Go on.

1912
01:31:34,409 --> 01:31:35,341
Hey.

1913
01:31:35,410 --> 01:31:36,843
Let me get that for you.

1914
01:31:48,056 --> 01:31:50,490
Investigators are on
the scene right now.

1915
01:31:50,558 --> 01:31:52,856
Hold on. Police Commissioner
Jacobs has just arrived.

1916
01:31:52,927 --> 01:31:55,919
Commissioner, Commissioner,
could you please tell us

1917
01:31:55,997 --> 01:31:57,624
what you think has happened here?

1918
01:31:57,699 --> 01:31:59,132
We believe this is one of many

1919
01:31:59,200 --> 01:32:01,361
recent acts of vandalism around the city

1920
01:32:01,436 --> 01:32:04,406
somehow related to
underground boxing clubs.

1921
01:32:04,473 --> 01:32:08,603
We'll be coordinating a
rigorous investigation.

1922
01:32:08,677 --> 01:32:11,112
That was Police Commissioner
Jacobs, who just arrived

1923
01:32:11,181 --> 01:32:13,045
on the scene here of a 4-alarm fire

1924
01:32:13,115 --> 01:32:14,776
that broke out about an hour ago.

1925
01:32:14,850 --> 01:32:15,840
She's hot.

1926
01:32:15,919 --> 01:32:17,386
Live from the Parker Morris Building,

1927
01:32:17,453 --> 01:32:19,318
Lauren Sanchez. Back
to you in the studio.

1928
01:32:19,388 --> 01:32:21,016
Yeah!

1929
01:32:21,091 --> 01:32:22,649
- Ha ha ha ha!
- Yeah.

1930
01:32:22,726 --> 01:32:24,319
Holy shit.

1931
01:32:24,395 --> 01:32:25,327
Yeah!

1932
01:32:29,033 --> 01:32:30,159
- Yeah!
- Ha ha ha!

1933
01:32:30,234 --> 01:32:31,497
Hoo hoo hoo!

1934
01:32:31,570 --> 01:32:33,162
What the fuck did you guys do?

1935
01:32:33,238 --> 01:32:34,603
...how the blaze started,

1936
01:32:34,672 --> 01:32:37,369
but arson investigators
are on the premises...

1937
01:32:42,548 --> 01:32:45,484
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem

1938
01:32:45,552 --> 01:32:47,952
is you do not ask questions, sir.

1939
01:32:53,326 --> 01:32:55,851
The victory in the war against crime

1940
01:32:55,929 --> 01:32:57,954
will not come overnight.

1941
01:32:58,031 --> 01:33:00,158
It will take dedication and commitment,

1942
01:33:00,233 --> 01:33:02,667
and most of all, cooperation.

1943
01:33:02,735 --> 01:33:04,259
The streets are safer now.

1944
01:33:04,337 --> 01:33:06,601
There is hope in the inner city.

1945
01:33:06,673 --> 01:33:08,699
However, this is only the beginning.

1946
01:33:08,776 --> 01:33:09,742
I gotta take a piss.

1947
01:33:09,809 --> 01:33:12,243
These are the first steps

1948
01:33:12,312 --> 01:33:13,871
in a long journey.

1949
01:33:13,948 --> 01:33:16,245
That is why we have
created Project Hope...

1950
01:33:16,316 --> 01:33:17,442
Bob.

1951
01:33:17,517 --> 01:33:20,453
"Helping others with
prevention and enforcement."

1952
01:33:20,521 --> 01:33:23,284
Project Hope will be a joint effort

1953
01:33:23,357 --> 01:33:26,054
between the police
and community leaders.

1954
01:33:26,127 --> 01:33:28,754
It will be a powerful new weapon

1955
01:33:28,829 --> 01:33:30,627
in the war against crime.

1956
01:34:06,070 --> 01:34:08,197
Haahhhh!

1957
01:34:15,847 --> 01:34:18,509
Wrap it around the top
of his hacky sack, Bob.

1958
01:34:18,583 --> 01:34:19,982
Yeah. His bails are ice cold.

1959
01:34:21,352 --> 01:34:22,786
Hi.

1960
01:34:22,855 --> 01:34:25,345
You're gonna call off
your rigorous investigation.

1961
01:34:25,423 --> 01:34:26,447
You're gonna publicly state

1962
01:34:26,524 --> 01:34:29,323
that there is no
underground group, or...

1963
01:34:29,395 --> 01:34:31,157
these guys are gonna take your bails.

1964
01:34:31,229 --> 01:34:33,357
They're gonna send one
to the New York Times,

1965
01:34:33,432 --> 01:34:36,366
one to the L.A. Times
press release style.

1966
01:34:36,434 --> 01:34:37,696
Look...

1967
01:34:37,769 --> 01:34:39,203
the people you are after

1968
01:34:39,271 --> 01:34:41,204
are the people you depend on.

1969
01:34:41,272 --> 01:34:43,331
We cook your meals. We haul your trash.

1970
01:34:43,408 --> 01:34:44,536
We connect your calls.

1971
01:34:44,611 --> 01:34:46,135
We drive your ambulances.

1972
01:34:46,212 --> 01:34:49,579
We guard you while you sleep.

1973
01:34:52,584 --> 01:34:55,452
Do not fuck with us.

1974
01:35:04,131 --> 01:35:05,099
Fooled ya.

1975
01:35:20,717 --> 01:35:22,581
Bob, you're on this one.

1976
01:35:22,651 --> 01:35:25,018
Let's go.

1977
01:35:25,088 --> 01:35:29,286
I am Jack’s inflamed sense of rejection.

1978
01:35:29,358 --> 01:35:30,290
Hey!

1979
01:35:45,942 --> 01:35:47,205
Yeah!

1980
01:36:19,978 --> 01:36:22,776
I felt like putting a
bullet between the eyes

1981
01:36:22,847 --> 01:36:25,511
of every panda that wouldn't
screw to save its species.

1982
01:36:27,954 --> 01:36:30,422
I wanted to open the dump valves

1983
01:36:30,490 --> 01:36:32,890
on oil tankers and smother
all those French beaches

1984
01:36:32,959 --> 01:36:34,551
I'd never see.

1985
01:36:37,864 --> 01:36:41,232
I wanted to breathe smoke.

1986
01:36:57,452 --> 01:37:01,149
Where'd you go, psycho boy?

1987
01:37:01,223 --> 01:37:04,215
I felt like destroying
something beautiful.

1988
01:37:08,030 --> 01:37:10,293
Get him to a fuckin' hospital.

1989
01:37:10,364 --> 01:37:11,296
Yeah.

1990
01:37:22,544 --> 01:37:24,274
Don't worry, Mr. Durden.

1991
01:37:24,347 --> 01:37:26,076
Airport parking, long term.

1992
01:37:27,217 --> 01:37:29,048
After you, Mr. Durden.

1993
01:37:30,386 --> 01:37:32,115
After you.

1994
01:37:50,542 --> 01:37:51,975
Something on your mind, dear?

1995
01:37:52,043 --> 01:37:53,135
No.

1996
01:37:53,211 --> 01:37:54,338
All right, yeah.

1997
01:37:54,413 --> 01:37:56,471
Why wasn't I told about Project Mayhem?

1998
01:37:56,548 --> 01:37:57,810
First rule of Project Mayhem

1999
01:37:57,883 --> 01:37:59,645
is you do not ask questions.

2000
01:37:59,779 --> 01:38:00,677
What are you talking about?

2001
01:38:00,746 --> 01:38:01,973
Why didn't you include
me in the beginning?

2002
01:38:02,047 --> 01:38:03,571
Fight Club was the beginning.

2003
01:38:03,648 --> 01:38:05,277
Now it's moved out of the basement,

2004
01:38:05,352 --> 01:38:06,785
it's called Project Mayhem.

2005
01:38:06,853 --> 01:38:08,319
You and I started Fight Club together.

2006
01:38:08,387 --> 01:38:09,684
Do you remember that?

2007
01:38:09,755 --> 01:38:11,724
It's as much mine as
it is yours, you know.

2008
01:38:11,792 --> 01:38:13,020
Is this about you and me?

2009
01:38:13,093 --> 01:38:14,821
Yeah. I thought we were
doing this together.

2010
01:38:14,894 --> 01:38:16,055
You're missing the point.

2011
01:38:16,129 --> 01:38:18,256
This does not belong to us.

2012
01:38:18,331 --> 01:38:19,558
We are not special.

2013
01:38:19,632 --> 01:38:20,861
Fuck that. You should've told me.

2014
01:38:22,936 --> 01:38:24,062
Hey, Tyler!

2015
01:38:26,773 --> 01:38:28,570
Goddamn it, Tyler!

2016
01:38:28,642 --> 01:38:30,303
What do you want?! Statement of purpose?

2017
01:38:30,377 --> 01:38:31,401
Should I e-mail you?

2018
01:38:31,478 --> 01:38:33,002
Should I put this on
your action item list?

2019
01:38:33,080 --> 01:38:34,570
You decide your own
level of involvement!

2020
01:38:34,648 --> 01:38:37,344
I will! I want to know
certain things first.

2021
01:38:37,417 --> 01:38:39,044
The first rule of Project Mayhem-

2022
01:38:39,119 --> 01:38:40,051
Shut up!

2023
01:38:40,120 --> 01:38:42,247
I want to know what you're thinking.

2024
01:38:42,322 --> 01:38:43,289
Fuck what you know.

2025
01:38:43,356 --> 01:38:44,585
You need to forget about what you know.

2026
01:38:44,659 --> 01:38:45,591
That's your problem.

2027
01:38:45,660 --> 01:38:46,922
Forget about what you think you know

2028
01:38:46,995 --> 01:38:48,791
about life, about friendship,

2029
01:38:48,863 --> 01:38:51,229
and especially about you and me.

2030
01:38:51,299 --> 01:38:52,267
What?

2031
01:38:52,334 --> 01:38:54,597
What is that supposed to mean? What...

2032
01:38:57,940 --> 01:38:58,872
What are you doing?

2033
01:39:01,075 --> 01:39:03,772
Guys, what do you wish
you'd done before you die?

2034
01:39:03,846 --> 01:39:04,871
Paint a self-portrait.

2035
01:39:04,948 --> 01:39:05,880
Build a house.

2036
01:39:05,949 --> 01:39:07,416
And you?

2037
01:39:07,484 --> 01:39:10,045
I don't know. Get in the right lane.

2038
01:39:10,121 --> 01:39:11,712
I have to know the
answer to this question.

2039
01:39:11,788 --> 01:39:12,846
If you were to die right now,

2040
01:39:12,922 --> 01:39:14,857
how would you feel about your life?

2041
01:39:14,925 --> 01:39:15,949
I don't know!

2042
01:39:16,026 --> 01:39:17,219
I wouldn't feel anything
good about my life.

2043
01:39:17,293 --> 01:39:18,590
Is that what you want
to hear me say? Fine.

2044
01:39:18,661 --> 01:39:20,254
- Come on!
- Not good enough.

2045
01:39:20,331 --> 01:39:22,127
Stop fucking around!

2046
01:39:22,198 --> 01:39:23,460
Tyler!

2047
01:39:25,637 --> 01:39:27,696
Jesus Christ!

2048
01:39:27,773 --> 01:39:28,898
Goddamn it!

2049
01:39:28,973 --> 01:39:30,532
Goddamn it! Fuck you!

2050
01:39:30,609 --> 01:39:31,974
Fuck Fight Club.

2051
01:39:32,043 --> 01:39:34,705
Fuck Marla. I'm sick of all your shit.

2052
01:39:34,780 --> 01:39:36,748
OK.

2053
01:39:36,815 --> 01:39:38,476
OK.

2054
01:39:38,550 --> 01:39:40,108
Quit screwing around. Take the wheel.

2055
01:39:40,185 --> 01:39:41,117
Look at you.

2056
01:39:41,186 --> 01:39:42,118
Take the wheel!

2057
01:39:42,187 --> 01:39:43,950
Look at you! You're fuckin' pathetic!

2058
01:39:44,022 --> 01:39:45,580
Why? Why? What are you talking about?

2059
01:39:45,657 --> 01:39:49,115
Why do you think I blew up your condo?

2060
01:39:50,228 --> 01:39:51,320
What?

2061
01:39:51,396 --> 01:39:53,421
Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat.

2062
01:39:53,498 --> 01:39:55,329
It's not a goddamn seminar.

2063
01:39:55,400 --> 01:39:57,334
Stop trying to control everything

2064
01:39:57,402 --> 01:39:58,994
and just let go.

2065
01:40:00,839 --> 01:40:02,739
Let go!

2066
01:40:02,808 --> 01:40:04,537
All right. Fine.

2067
01:40:05,745 --> 01:40:07,646
Fine.

2068
01:41:05,542 --> 01:41:08,875
I'd never been in a car accident.

2069
01:41:08,945 --> 01:41:11,880
This must have been what
all those people felt like

2070
01:41:11,948 --> 01:41:15,885
before I filed them as
statistics in my reports.

2071
01:41:15,953 --> 01:41:17,249
Goddamn.

2072
01:41:17,320 --> 01:41:18,753
Huh?

2073
01:41:18,822 --> 01:41:20,814
Ha ha ha ha ha hahh!

2074
01:41:20,892 --> 01:41:23,587
We just had a near-life experience.

2075
01:41:28,900 --> 01:41:31,335
In the world I see,

2076
01:41:31,403 --> 01:41:34,166
you're stalking elk through
the damp canyon forest,

2077
01:41:34,238 --> 01:41:36,764
around the ruins of Rockefeller Center.

2078
01:41:38,977 --> 01:41:40,841
You'll wear leather clothes

2079
01:41:40,912 --> 01:41:43,848
that will last you
the rest of your life.

2080
01:41:43,916 --> 01:41:47,354
You'll climb the vines
that wrap the Sears Tower.

2081
01:41:48,822 --> 01:41:50,756
And when you look down,

2082
01:41:50,824 --> 01:41:53,759
you'll see tiny figures pounding corn,

2083
01:41:53,827 --> 01:41:57,262
Laying strips of venison
on the empty carpool lane

2084
01:41:57,330 --> 01:41:59,265
of some abandoned superhighway.

2085
01:42:12,180 --> 01:42:13,648
Feel better, champ.

2086
01:42:31,800 --> 01:42:33,825
And then...

2087
01:42:33,902 --> 01:42:35,336
Tyler?

2088
01:42:35,404 --> 01:42:36,928
Tyler was gone.

2089
01:42:44,746 --> 01:42:46,978
Was I asleep?

2090
01:42:48,651 --> 01:42:49,948
Had I slept?

2091
01:42:50,019 --> 01:42:51,453
You are not a beautiful

2092
01:42:51,521 --> 01:42:52,954
unique snowflake, do you understand me?

2093
01:42:53,023 --> 01:42:55,958
The house had become a living thing,

2094
01:42:56,026 --> 01:42:58,460
wet inside from so many people

2095
01:42:58,528 --> 01:42:59,859
sweating and breathing.

2096
01:42:59,930 --> 01:43:01,864
We are all from the same compost.

2097
01:43:01,932 --> 01:43:04,127
So many people moving, the house moved.

2098
01:43:06,438 --> 01:43:07,871
Planet Tyler.

2099
01:43:07,940 --> 01:43:09,874
I had to hug the walls.

2100
01:43:09,942 --> 01:43:13,503
Trapped inside this clock
work of space monkeys.

2101
01:43:13,579 --> 01:43:15,012
You can't be smoking in here.

2102
01:43:15,080 --> 01:43:17,810
Do you know how much ether
we have in this fucking house?

2103
01:43:17,883 --> 01:43:20,215
Cooking, working, and sleeping in teams.

2104
01:43:22,789 --> 01:43:24,517
Hang on a second.

2105
01:43:43,444 --> 01:43:46,105
It's under control, sir.

2106
01:43:48,615 --> 01:43:50,481
Where is Tyler?

2107
01:43:50,551 --> 01:43:53,542
Sir, the first rule of
Project Mayhem is you do not-

2108
01:43:53,620 --> 01:43:55,555
Right, uh... OK.

2109
01:43:57,991 --> 01:44:00,358
I'm all alone.

2110
01:44:00,428 --> 01:44:02,362
My father dumped me.

2111
01:44:02,430 --> 01:44:03,862
Tyler dumped me.

2112
01:44:03,930 --> 01:44:07,129
I am Jack’s broken heart.

2113
01:44:10,405 --> 01:44:13,340
What comes next in Project Mayhem,

2114
01:44:13,408 --> 01:44:14,874
only Tyler knows.

2115
01:44:14,942 --> 01:44:18,401
The second rule is you
do not ask questions.

2116
01:44:20,882 --> 01:44:22,315
Get the fuck away from me.

2117
01:44:22,384 --> 01:44:23,874
Get the fuck away from me!

2118
01:44:23,952 --> 01:44:26,354
Who are all these people?

2119
01:44:31,629 --> 01:44:33,755
Paper Street Soap Company.

2120
01:44:35,999 --> 01:44:38,058
Can I come in?

2121
01:44:41,105 --> 01:44:42,767
He's not here.

2122
01:44:42,841 --> 01:44:45,001
What?

2123
01:44:46,277 --> 01:44:49,678
Tyler isn't here.

2124
01:44:49,747 --> 01:44:52,216
Tyler went away.

2125
01:44:52,284 --> 01:44:53,581
Tyler's gone.

2126
01:45:24,250 --> 01:45:25,342
Lay him down!

2127
01:45:25,417 --> 01:45:26,749
Gunshot wounds comin' through!

2128
01:45:26,820 --> 01:45:29,202
Clear some fucking room!

2129
01:45:29,335 --> 01:45:31,599
What happened?! What happened?!

2130
01:45:31,670 --> 01:45:33,228
We were on assignment.
We were supposed to kill

2131
01:45:33,305 --> 01:45:35,773
2 birds with one stone.

2132
01:45:35,841 --> 01:45:37,934
Destroy a piece of corporate art...

2133
01:45:38,010 --> 01:45:40,571
Operation Latte Thunder, go.

2134
01:45:42,481 --> 01:45:44,346
And trash a franchise coffee bar.

2135
01:45:50,826 --> 01:45:52,123
We had it all worked out, sir.

2136
01:46:01,336 --> 01:46:02,325
It went smooth until...

2137
01:46:02,404 --> 01:46:04,633
Police! Freeze!

2138
01:46:04,705 --> 01:46:06,299
Until what?

2139
01:46:06,376 --> 01:46:07,400
They shot Bob.

2140
01:46:08,978 --> 01:46:10,274
They shot him in the head.

2141
01:46:10,345 --> 01:46:11,334
Those fuckin' pigs!

2142
01:46:14,851 --> 01:46:15,782
- Ohh!
- Ohh!

2143
01:46:15,851 --> 01:46:17,843
- Oh, God.
- Son of a-

2144
01:46:18,921 --> 01:46:21,013
Those motherfuckers!

2145
01:46:21,089 --> 01:46:22,853
You morons.

2146
01:46:22,925 --> 01:46:25,189
You're running around in ski masks,

2147
01:46:25,261 --> 01:46:26,387
trying to blow things up.

2148
01:46:26,462 --> 01:46:27,724
What did you think was gonna happen?!

2149
01:46:31,801 --> 01:46:32,768
OK, quick,

2150
01:46:32,835 --> 01:46:34,200
we gotta get rid of the evidence.

2151
01:46:34,270 --> 01:46:35,202
We gotta get rid of this body!

2152
01:46:35,271 --> 01:46:36,260
Bury him.

2153
01:46:36,339 --> 01:46:37,772
What?

2154
01:46:37,840 --> 01:46:38,772
Take him to the garden

2155
01:46:38,841 --> 01:46:39,967
and bury him.

2156
01:46:41,077 --> 01:46:42,009
Come on, people!

2157
01:46:42,078 --> 01:46:43,010
Let's go!

2158
01:46:43,079 --> 01:46:44,239
Hey, get the fuck off!

2159
01:46:44,314 --> 01:46:45,246
Get away from him!

2160
01:46:45,315 --> 01:46:46,874
What are you talking about?

2161
01:46:46,950 --> 01:46:48,281
This isn't a fucking piece of evidence,

2162
01:46:48,352 --> 01:46:49,615
this is a person!

2163
01:46:49,687 --> 01:46:50,619
He's a friend of mine,

2164
01:46:50,688 --> 01:46:51,780
and you're not gonna bury him

2165
01:46:51,855 --> 01:46:52,844
in the fucking garden.

2166
01:46:52,923 --> 01:46:55,915
He was killed serving
Project Mayhem, sir.

2167
01:46:55,993 --> 01:46:57,119
This is Bob.

2168
01:46:57,194 --> 01:46:59,629
But sir, in-in Project Mayhem

2169
01:46:59,698 --> 01:47:01,255
we have no names.

2170
01:47:01,332 --> 01:47:02,299
No, you listen to me.

2171
01:47:02,366 --> 01:47:04,231
This is a man, and he has a name.

2172
01:47:04,301 --> 01:47:06,931
And it's Robert Paulson, OK?

2173
01:47:07,006 --> 01:47:08,371
Robert Paulson?

2174
01:47:08,441 --> 01:47:10,034
He's a man and he's dead now

2175
01:47:10,110 --> 01:47:11,134
because of us, all right?

2176
01:47:11,211 --> 01:47:12,405
Do you understand that?

2177
01:47:12,479 --> 01:47:14,708
I understand.

2178
01:47:17,284 --> 01:47:18,580
In death,

2179
01:47:18,651 --> 01:47:20,415
a member of Project Mayhem

2180
01:47:20,487 --> 01:47:22,114
has a name.

2181
01:47:23,357 --> 01:47:25,551
His name is Robert Paulson.

2182
01:47:26,627 --> 01:47:28,458
His name is Robert Paulson.

2183
01:47:28,529 --> 01:47:32,625
His name is Robert Paulson.

2184
01:47:32,700 --> 01:47:35,725
His name is Robert Paulson.

2185
01:47:35,802 --> 01:47:37,134
Come on, guys, please, stop it.

2186
01:47:37,205 --> 01:47:38,672
His name is Robert Paulson.

2187
01:47:38,740 --> 01:47:41,367
His name is Robert Paulson.

2188
01:47:41,441 --> 01:47:43,467
Shut up!

2189
01:47:43,544 --> 01:47:44,533
This is all over with!

2190
01:47:44,612 --> 01:47:46,375
His name is Robert Paulson.

2191
01:47:46,447 --> 01:47:48,574
His name is Robert Paulson.

2192
01:47:48,649 --> 01:47:51,209
His name is Robert Paulson.

2193
01:47:51,285 --> 01:47:53,810
His name is Robert Paulson.

2194
01:47:53,888 --> 01:47:56,186
His name is Robert Paulson...

2195
01:48:20,150 --> 01:48:21,139
Tyler?

2196
01:48:21,217 --> 01:48:22,478
No, this is Detective Stern

2197
01:48:22,551 --> 01:48:23,483
at the Arson Unit.

2198
01:48:23,552 --> 01:48:24,645
I need to see you in my office-

2199
01:48:29,628 --> 01:48:30,720
I went to all the cities

2200
01:48:30,796 --> 01:48:32,627
on Tyler's used ticket stubs,

2201
01:48:32,697 --> 01:48:33,628
barhopping.

2202
01:48:34,699 --> 01:48:35,996
I didn't know how or why,

2203
01:48:36,067 --> 01:48:37,694
but I could look at 50 different bars

2204
01:48:37,769 --> 01:48:39,360
and somehow I just knew.

2205
01:48:39,437 --> 01:48:40,405
I'm looking for Tyler Durden.

2206
01:48:40,472 --> 01:48:43,202
It's very important that I talk to him.

2207
01:48:43,275 --> 01:48:44,866
I wish I could help you.

2208
01:48:45,944 --> 01:48:46,877
Sir.

2209
01:48:52,919 --> 01:48:54,648
Every city I went to...

2210
01:48:56,355 --> 01:48:58,687
as soon as I set foot off the plane,

2211
01:48:58,758 --> 01:49:00,989
I knew a Fight Club was close.

2212
01:49:02,061 --> 01:49:03,790
Hey! Hey!

2213
01:49:03,863 --> 01:49:05,455
Taxi!

2214
01:49:05,531 --> 01:49:06,999
Look at my face. I'm a member.

2215
01:49:07,067 --> 01:49:08,226
Now, I just need to know

2216
01:49:08,301 --> 01:49:10,269
if you’ve seen Tyler.

2217
01:49:10,336 --> 01:49:12,464
I'm not exposed to...

2218
01:49:12,539 --> 01:49:14,096
speak any such information to you,

2219
01:49:14,173 --> 01:49:15,902
nor would I, even if
I had said information

2220
01:49:15,975 --> 01:49:18,808
you want at this juncture, be able.

2221
01:49:20,480 --> 01:49:21,742
You're a moron.

2222
01:49:21,814 --> 01:49:23,180
I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to ask you to leave.

2223
01:49:24,550 --> 01:49:26,745
Tyler had been busy.

2224
01:49:26,820 --> 01:49:29,551
Setting up franchises
all over the country.

2225
01:49:32,359 --> 01:49:33,827
Was I asleep?

2226
01:49:35,296 --> 01:49:36,819
Had I slept?

2227
01:49:36,897 --> 01:49:38,456
Is Tyler my bad dream,

2228
01:49:38,533 --> 01:49:40,467
or am I Tyler's?

2229
01:49:40,535 --> 01:49:41,933
We’ve just heard the stories.

2230
01:49:42,002 --> 01:49:43,230
What kind of stories?

2231
01:49:43,304 --> 01:49:44,794
Like, nobody knows what he looks like.

2232
01:49:44,873 --> 01:49:45,805
He has facial

2233
01:49:45,874 --> 01:49:46,806
reconstructive surgery

2234
01:49:46,877 --> 01:49:47,968
every 3 years.

2235
01:49:48,043 --> 01:49:50,342
That's the stupidest
thing I've ever heard.

2236
01:49:50,413 --> 01:49:52,847
Is it true about Fight Club in Miami?

2237
01:49:52,916 --> 01:49:55,248
Is Mr. Durden building an army?

2238
01:49:55,318 --> 01:49:56,945
I was living in a state

2239
01:49:57,020 --> 01:49:59,181
of perpetual déjà vu.

2240
01:49:59,256 --> 01:50:00,848
Everywhere I went,

2241
01:50:00,924 --> 01:50:03,324
I felt I'd already been there.

2242
01:50:03,393 --> 01:50:07,330
It was like following an invisible man.

2243
01:50:07,398 --> 01:50:09,491
The smell of dried blood,

2244
01:50:09,567 --> 01:50:13,867
dirty, bare footprints
circling each other,

2245
01:50:13,938 --> 01:50:17,339
that aroma of old sweat,
like fried chicken.

2246
01:50:17,408 --> 01:50:19,137
The feel of a floor still warm

2247
01:50:19,210 --> 01:50:20,803
from the fight the night before.

2248
01:50:20,879 --> 01:50:24,814
I was always just one step behind Tyler.

2249
01:50:27,352 --> 01:50:29,342
His name is Robert Paulson.

2250
01:50:29,420 --> 01:50:31,787
His name is Robert Paulson.

2251
01:50:31,857 --> 01:50:32,789
His-

2252
01:50:35,626 --> 01:50:36,958
Welcome back, sir.

2253
01:50:38,530 --> 01:50:39,689
How have you been?

2254
01:50:41,432 --> 01:50:42,593
Do you know me?

2255
01:50:43,669 --> 01:50:45,158
Is this a test, sir?

2256
01:50:45,236 --> 01:50:47,138
No, this is not a test.

2257
01:50:47,206 --> 01:50:50,936
You were in here last Thursday.

2258
01:50:51,009 --> 01:50:52,409
Thursday?

2259
01:50:52,478 --> 01:50:53,410
You were standing

2260
01:50:53,479 --> 01:50:54,844
exactly where you are now,

2261
01:50:54,914 --> 01:50:57,644
asking how good security is.

2262
01:50:57,717 --> 01:50:59,014
It's tight as a drum, sir.

2263
01:51:01,554 --> 01:51:03,920
Who do you think I am?

2264
01:51:03,990 --> 01:51:06,550
Are you sure this isn't a test?

2265
01:51:06,626 --> 01:51:08,562
No, this is not a test.

2266
01:51:08,630 --> 01:51:12,031
You're Mr. Durden.

2267
01:51:12,100 --> 01:51:14,660
You're the one who gave me this.

2268
01:51:15,804 --> 01:51:17,032
Please return your seat backs

2269
01:51:17,105 --> 01:51:19,767
to their full, upright
and locked position.

2270
01:51:30,621 --> 01:51:31,552
Yeah?

2271
01:51:31,621 --> 01:51:32,553
Marla, it's me.

2272
01:51:32,622 --> 01:51:33,850
Have we ever done it?

2273
01:51:33,923 --> 01:51:34,856
Done what?

2274
01:51:34,925 --> 01:51:36,051
Have we ever had sex?

2275
01:51:36,126 --> 01:51:38,286
What kind of stupid question is that?

2276
01:51:38,361 --> 01:51:39,727
Is it stupid because the answer's yes,

2277
01:51:39,796 --> 01:51:40,763
or because the answer's no?

2278
01:51:40,831 --> 01:51:42,297
Is this a trick?

2279
01:51:42,365 --> 01:51:43,627
No, Marla, I need to know-

2280
01:51:43,699 --> 01:51:44,859
You mean you want to know if I think

2281
01:51:44,934 --> 01:51:47,403
we were just having sex or making love?

2282
01:51:47,471 --> 01:51:49,631
We did make love.

2283
01:51:49,705 --> 01:51:50,866
Is that what you're calling it?

2284
01:51:50,941 --> 01:51:52,203
Just answer the question,

2285
01:51:52,275 --> 01:51:53,207
Marla, please!

2286
01:51:53,276 --> 01:51:54,264
Did we do it or not?

2287
01:51:54,343 --> 01:51:55,868
You fuck me, then snub me.

2288
01:51:55,946 --> 01:51:56,970
You love me, you hate me.

2289
01:51:57,047 --> 01:51:58,446
You show me a sensitive side,

2290
01:51:58,515 --> 01:52:00,004
then you turn into a total asshole.

2291
01:52:00,082 --> 01:52:01,107
Is that a pretty accurate description

2292
01:52:01,184 --> 01:52:02,549
of our relationship, Tyler?

2293
01:52:02,619 --> 01:52:05,280
We have just lost cabin pressure.

2294
01:52:05,354 --> 01:52:06,287
What did you just say?

2295
01:52:06,356 --> 01:52:07,381
What is wrong with you?

2296
01:52:07,458 --> 01:52:08,720
What did you call me? Say my name!

2297
01:52:08,793 --> 01:52:10,761
Tyler Durden. Tyler Durden,

2298
01:52:10,828 --> 01:52:12,455
you fucking freak. What's going on?

2299
01:52:12,530 --> 01:52:13,462
I'm coming over.

2300
01:52:13,531 --> 01:52:14,520
No, wait, Marla, I'm not there-

2301
01:52:16,734 --> 01:52:18,497
You broke your promise.

2302
01:52:18,569 --> 01:52:19,558
Jesus, Tyler.

2303
01:52:19,637 --> 01:52:21,298
You fuckin' talked to her about me.

2304
01:52:21,372 --> 01:52:23,101
Tyler, what the fuck is going on here?

2305
01:52:23,174 --> 01:52:24,869
I asked you for one thing,

2306
01:52:24,942 --> 01:52:26,637
one simple thing.

2307
01:52:26,711 --> 01:52:27,908
Why do people think that I'm you?

2308
01:52:29,582 --> 01:52:30,776
Answer me!

2309
01:52:34,521 --> 01:52:35,453
Sit.

2310
01:52:38,859 --> 01:52:39,790
Now answer me.

2311
01:52:39,859 --> 01:52:41,349
Why do people think that I'm you?

2312
01:52:42,662 --> 01:52:43,652
I think you know.

2313
01:52:43,731 --> 01:52:45,255
No, I don't.

2314
01:52:45,332 --> 01:52:46,389
Yes, you do.

2315
01:52:46,466 --> 01:52:49,130
Why would anyone possibly
confuse you with me?

2316
01:52:50,305 --> 01:52:53,034
Uh... I... I don't know.

2317
01:52:56,845 --> 01:52:58,209
You got it.

2318
01:52:58,279 --> 01:52:59,713
No.

2319
01:52:59,781 --> 01:53:00,748
Do not fuck with us.

2320
01:53:00,816 --> 01:53:02,005
Say it.

2321
01:53:03,506 --> 01:53:05,270
Because...

2322
01:53:06,710 --> 01:53:07,768
Say it.

2323
01:53:09,679 --> 01:53:11,544
Because we're the same person.

2324
01:53:11,615 --> 01:53:13,776
That's right.

2325
01:53:13,850 --> 01:53:16,011
We are the all-singing,
all dancing-

2326
01:53:16,086 --> 01:53:17,610
I don't understand this.

2327
01:53:17,687 --> 01:53:18,619
You were looking for a way

2328
01:53:18,688 --> 01:53:19,813
to change your life.

2329
01:53:19,889 --> 01:53:22,188
You could not do this on your own.

2330
01:53:22,259 --> 01:53:24,159
All the ways you wish you could be,

2331
01:53:24,227 --> 01:53:25,785
that's me.

2332
01:53:26,863 --> 01:53:28,126
I look like you wanna look,

2333
01:53:28,199 --> 01:53:29,359
I fuck like you wanna fuck,

2334
01:53:29,434 --> 01:53:30,799
I am smart, capable,

2335
01:53:30,869 --> 01:53:33,029
and most importantly, I am free

2336
01:53:33,104 --> 01:53:34,628
in all the ways that you are not.

2337
01:53:34,705 --> 01:53:35,694
Oh, no.

2338
01:53:35,773 --> 01:53:36,706
Tyler's not here.

2339
01:53:36,775 --> 01:53:37,706
Tyler went away.

2340
01:53:37,775 --> 01:53:38,707
- Tyler's gone.
- What?

2341
01:53:38,776 --> 01:53:40,209
This is impossible.

2342
01:53:40,278 --> 01:53:41,837
- No.
- This is crazy.

2343
01:53:41,914 --> 01:53:43,244
People do it every day.

2344
01:53:43,314 --> 01:53:44,645
They talk to themselves.

2345
01:53:44,715 --> 01:53:46,877
They see themselves
as they'd like to be.

2346
01:53:46,952 --> 01:53:48,887
They don't have the courage you have,

2347
01:53:48,955 --> 01:53:50,149
to just run with it.

2348
01:53:53,994 --> 01:53:55,858
Naturally, you're
still wrestling with it,

2349
01:53:55,929 --> 01:53:57,397
so sometimes you're still you.

2350
01:53:57,465 --> 01:53:59,262
We should do this again sometime.

2351
01:53:59,333 --> 01:54:02,199
Other times, you imagine
yourself watching me.

2352
01:54:02,268 --> 01:54:03,600
If this is your first
night at Fight Club,

2353
01:54:03,671 --> 01:54:04,763
you have to fight.

2354
01:54:04,839 --> 01:54:06,169
Little by little,

2355
01:54:06,239 --> 01:54:09,540
you’re just letting yourself become...

2356
01:54:09,611 --> 01:54:12,010
Tyler Durden.

2357
01:54:12,079 --> 01:54:13,103
You are not your job,

2358
01:54:13,181 --> 01:54:14,876
or how much money you have in the bank!

2359
01:54:14,950 --> 01:54:16,110
No, you have a house.

2360
01:54:16,184 --> 01:54:17,377
Rented in your name.

2361
01:54:17,451 --> 01:54:19,386
You have jobs, you have a whole life.

2362
01:54:19,454 --> 01:54:21,046
You have night jobs
because you can't sleep.

2363
01:54:21,123 --> 01:54:22,953
Or you stay up and make soap.

2364
01:54:23,023 --> 01:54:24,548
Marla-You're fucking Marla, Tyler.

2365
01:54:24,626 --> 01:54:26,594
Uh, technically, you're fucking Marla.

2366
01:54:26,661 --> 01:54:27,958
But it's all the same to her.

2367
01:54:30,298 --> 01:54:31,788
Oh, my God.

2368
01:54:32,868 --> 01:54:34,859
Now you see our dilemma.

2369
01:54:34,936 --> 01:54:36,961
She knows too much.

2370
01:54:38,106 --> 01:54:39,164
I think we're going to have to talk

2371
01:54:39,241 --> 01:54:42,438
about how this might
compromise our goals.

2372
01:54:42,511 --> 01:54:45,538
Wh-What are you saying?

2373
01:54:45,615 --> 01:54:47,275
This is
- This is bullshit.

2374
01:54:47,349 --> 01:54:48,840
This is bullshit.

2375
01:54:48,918 --> 01:54:49,885
I'm not listening to this.

2376
01:54:49,952 --> 01:54:50,885
You are insane.

2377
01:54:50,954 --> 01:54:52,784
No, you're insane.

2378
01:54:52,855 --> 01:54:55,380
And we simply do not
have time for this crap.

2379
01:54:57,960 --> 01:54:59,825
It's called a changeover.

2380
01:54:59,896 --> 01:55:01,421
The movie goes on,

2381
01:55:01,498 --> 01:55:02,931
and nobody in the audience

2382
01:55:03,000 --> 01:55:04,557
has any idea.

2383
01:55:17,550 --> 01:55:18,482
Sir!

2384
01:55:18,551 --> 01:55:19,882
Are you checking out?

2385
01:55:19,952 --> 01:55:21,145
Yeah, uh, b-bill me.

2386
01:55:21,219 --> 01:55:22,881
I need you to initial this list

2387
01:55:22,955 --> 01:55:24,047
of phone calls, please.

2388
01:55:28,060 --> 01:55:29,221
When were these made?

2389
01:55:29,296 --> 01:55:30,490
It says right there, sir,

2390
01:55:30,564 --> 01:55:32,121
between 2:00 and 3:30 this morning.

2391
01:55:32,198 --> 01:55:33,530
No, I w-

2392
01:55:37,437 --> 01:55:38,495
Have I been going to bed

2393
01:55:38,572 --> 01:55:39,834
earlier every night?

2394
01:55:39,906 --> 01:55:41,931
Have I been sleeping later?

2395
01:55:43,910 --> 01:55:46,936
Have I been Tyler longer and longer?

2396
01:55:50,483 --> 01:55:51,415
Is anybody here?

2397
01:55:54,488 --> 01:55:57,320
Déjà vu all over again.

2398
01:55:58,391 --> 01:55:59,324
Yeah, with enough soap,

2399
01:55:59,393 --> 01:56:00,791
we could blow up just about anything.

2400
01:56:03,964 --> 01:56:05,990
Oh, my God.

2401
01:56:09,103 --> 01:56:10,071
1888.

2402
01:56:10,138 --> 01:56:11,400
I'm sorry, who am I calling?

2403
01:56:11,473 --> 01:56:13,440
1888 Franklin. This is Maintenance.

2404
01:56:15,544 --> 01:56:16,977
Hello?

2405
01:56:17,045 --> 01:56:17,976
Hello?

2406
01:56:18,045 --> 01:56:19,910
1888 Franklin Street?

2407
01:56:19,981 --> 01:56:23,076
Yes. Can I help you?

2408
01:56:25,386 --> 01:56:27,014
Hello?

2409
01:56:27,089 --> 01:56:28,215
Yeah, yeah.

2410
01:56:28,290 --> 01:56:29,553
Uh, I need to talk to your supervisor

2411
01:56:29,626 --> 01:56:30,558
right away.

2412
01:56:30,627 --> 01:56:31,560
Speaking.

2413
01:56:31,629 --> 01:56:32,561
OK, listen to me.

2414
01:56:32,630 --> 01:56:33,824
I think something really terrible

2415
01:56:33,897 --> 01:56:34,864
is about to happen at your building.

2416
01:56:34,931 --> 01:56:35,920
You have got-

2417
01:56:35,999 --> 01:56:37,228
It's under control, sir.

2418
01:56:38,602 --> 01:56:39,569
Excuse me?

2419
01:56:39,637 --> 01:56:41,194
Don't worry about us, sir.

2420
01:56:41,271 --> 01:56:42,671
We're solid.

2421
01:56:46,310 --> 01:56:47,607
2160.

2422
01:56:55,553 --> 01:56:56,577
Marla! Marla!

2423
01:56:56,655 --> 01:56:58,646
Hey! Fuck! Wait!

2424
01:56:59,724 --> 01:57:01,419
Wait, I gotta talk to you!

2425
01:57:01,493 --> 01:57:02,654
Marla, Marla!

2426
01:57:02,728 --> 01:57:03,819
Your whacked-out bald freaks

2427
01:57:03,895 --> 01:57:05,362
hit me with a fucking broom!

2428
01:57:05,430 --> 01:57:07,091
They almost broke my arm!

2429
01:57:07,165 --> 01:57:08,793
They were burning their
fingertips with lye,

2430
01:57:08,868 --> 01:57:09,856
the stink was unbelievable.

2431
01:57:09,934 --> 01:57:10,866
Look-Look, listen,

2432
01:57:10,935 --> 01:57:11,867
it's gonna take a tremendous act

2433
01:57:11,936 --> 01:57:12,868
of faith on your part,

2434
01:57:12,937 --> 01:57:13,905
but you've got to hear me out.

2435
01:57:13,973 --> 01:57:15,872
Oh, here comes an avalanche of bullshit.

2436
01:57:15,940 --> 01:57:17,407
A little more faith than that.

2437
01:57:21,780 --> 01:57:22,712
No, listen, I don't want to hear

2438
01:57:22,781 --> 01:57:23,714
anything you have to say.

2439
01:57:23,783 --> 01:57:25,842
You have every right to be...

2440
01:57:25,918 --> 01:57:27,976
Um, I'll just have a coffee, thanks.

2441
01:57:28,053 --> 01:57:30,990
Sir, anything you order
is free of charge, sir.

2442
01:57:31,058 --> 01:57:33,116
Why is it free of charge?

2443
01:57:33,192 --> 01:57:34,284
Don't-Don't ask.

2444
01:57:34,361 --> 01:57:35,419
Whatever.

2445
01:57:35,495 --> 01:57:38,122
I'll have the clam
chowder, the fried chicken

2446
01:57:38,197 --> 01:57:39,289
with the baked potato with everything,

2447
01:57:39,365 --> 01:57:40,833
and a chocolate chiffon pie.

2448
01:57:40,901 --> 01:57:42,994
Clean food, please.

2449
01:57:43,070 --> 01:57:44,832
In that case, sir, may I advise against

2450
01:57:44,905 --> 01:57:46,133
the lady eating the clam chowder?

2451
01:57:46,206 --> 01:57:48,197
No clam chowder, thank you.

2452
01:57:50,412 --> 01:57:51,936
You've got about 30 seconds.

2453
01:57:54,683 --> 01:57:55,615
Marla, I know that I've been acting

2454
01:57:55,684 --> 01:57:56,878
very, very strange.

2455
01:57:56,952 --> 01:57:59,113
OK, I know that it's got to seem

2456
01:57:59,188 --> 01:58:00,246
Like there's 2 sides to me-

2457
01:58:00,322 --> 01:58:01,254
2 sides?

2458
01:58:01,323 --> 01:58:02,620
You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass.

2459
01:58:02,691 --> 01:58:03,623
I deserve that, but-

2460
01:58:03,692 --> 01:58:04,852
I've come to realize something

2461
01:58:04,927 --> 01:58:05,859
very, very important.

2462
01:58:05,928 --> 01:58:06,986
What?

2463
01:58:07,062 --> 01:58:08,495
The full extent of our relationship

2464
01:58:08,564 --> 01:58:10,624
wasn't really clear to me up until now,

2465
01:58:10,700 --> 01:58:11,895
for reasons I'm not going to go into,

2466
01:58:11,969 --> 01:58:13,401
but the important thing is, I know

2467
01:58:13,470 --> 01:58:14,664
that I haven't been
treating you so nice.

2468
01:58:14,738 --> 01:58:15,670
Yeah, whatever.

2469
01:58:15,739 --> 01:58:16,707
No, no
- 15 seconds.

2470
01:58:16,774 --> 01:58:17,968
15 seconds, please, please.

2471
01:58:18,042 --> 01:58:19,872
15 seconds, don't open your mouth.

2472
01:58:19,943 --> 01:58:22,504
I'm trying to tell you that I'm sorry.

2473
01:58:22,580 --> 01:58:23,774
Because what I've come to realize

2474
01:58:23,848 --> 01:58:26,611
is that I really like you, Marla.

2475
01:58:27,818 --> 01:58:29,115
You do?

2476
01:58:29,186 --> 01:58:30,709
I really do.

2477
01:58:30,787 --> 01:58:31,754
I care about you

2478
01:58:31,821 --> 01:58:32,846
and I don't want anything bad

2479
01:58:32,923 --> 01:58:35,482
to happen to you because of me.

2480
01:58:35,558 --> 01:58:38,255
Marla, your life is in danger.

2481
01:58:39,397 --> 01:58:40,329
What?

2482
01:58:40,398 --> 01:58:42,797
You need to leave town for a while.

2483
01:58:42,866 --> 01:58:44,129
Get out of any major city

2484
01:58:44,201 --> 01:58:45,327
and just go camping or something.

2485
01:58:45,403 --> 01:58:46,461
You're an insane person.

2486
01:58:46,537 --> 01:58:47,628
No, no, I've involved you

2487
01:58:47,704 --> 01:58:49,503
in something terrible
that's about to happen.

2488
01:58:49,574 --> 01:58:51,007
No. Shut up,

2489
01:58:51,076 --> 01:58:52,236
shut up!

2490
01:58:55,447 --> 01:58:57,176
Listen, I tried, Tyler.

2491
01:58:57,249 --> 01:58:58,408
I really tried.

2492
01:58:58,482 --> 01:58:59,415
I know you did.

2493
01:58:59,484 --> 01:59:01,452
There are things about you I like.

2494
01:59:01,520 --> 01:59:03,010
You're smart, you're funny,

2495
01:59:03,088 --> 01:59:05,454
you're spectacular in bed.

2496
01:59:05,524 --> 01:59:08,687
But you're intolerable.

2497
01:59:08,760 --> 01:59:11,663
You have very serious
emotional problems.

2498
01:59:11,732 --> 01:59:13,495
Deep-seated problems
for which you should seek

2499
01:59:13,567 --> 01:59:14,899
professional help.

2500
01:59:14,969 --> 01:59:16,367
I know, and I'm sorry.

2501
01:59:16,437 --> 01:59:17,301
Yeah, you're sorry, I'm sorry,

2502
01:59:17,371 --> 01:59:18,497
everyone's sorry. But...

2503
01:59:20,040 --> 01:59:21,735
I can't do this anymore.

2504
01:59:22,843 --> 01:59:24,367
I can't.

2505
01:59:24,445 --> 01:59:25,435
And I won't.

2506
01:59:27,015 --> 01:59:28,038
I'm gone.

2507
01:59:29,751 --> 01:59:30,683
You can't leave, Marla,

2508
01:59:30,753 --> 01:59:32,422
you're not safe!

2509
01:59:36,326 --> 01:59:37,258
No! Leave me alone!

2510
01:59:37,327 --> 01:59:39,191
Marla, I'm trying to protect you.

2511
01:59:39,261 --> 01:59:40,785
I don't ever want to see you again!

2512
01:59:40,863 --> 01:59:42,525
That's fine, if that's what it takes...

2513
01:59:42,599 --> 01:59:43,930
You wait. Wait right here.

2514
01:59:48,605 --> 01:59:49,537
Hold it right there.

2515
01:59:49,606 --> 01:59:50,537
Shut up!

2516
01:59:50,606 --> 01:59:51,630
Shut up!

2517
01:59:51,707 --> 01:59:53,539
Take this money and get on this bus.

2518
01:59:53,610 --> 01:59:54,542
And I promise you

2519
01:59:54,611 --> 01:59:55,600
I will never bother you again

2520
01:59:55,679 --> 01:59:56,610
if that's what you want.

2521
01:59:56,679 --> 01:59:57,908
Shut up!

2522
01:59:57,981 --> 01:59:59,312
Please get on the bus.

2523
01:59:59,382 --> 02:00:00,781
Please get on the bus!

2524
02:00:02,552 --> 02:00:03,712
Why are you doing this?

2525
02:00:03,787 --> 02:00:05,379
Because they think you're
some kind of a threat.

2526
02:00:05,455 --> 02:00:06,547
I-I can't explain it right now,

2527
02:00:06,623 --> 02:00:07,554
just trust me.

2528
02:00:07,623 --> 02:00:08,556
If I see where you're going,

2529
02:00:08,625 --> 02:00:09,558
you will not be safe.

2530
02:00:09,627 --> 02:00:10,821
I'm not paying this back.

2531
02:00:10,895 --> 02:00:12,362
I consider it asshole tax.

2532
02:00:12,430 --> 02:00:14,523
That's fine. Remember,
stay out of major cities

2533
02:00:14,599 --> 02:00:15,725
for at least a couple of days, OK?

2534
02:00:15,800 --> 02:00:16,732
Tyler.

2535
02:00:18,336 --> 02:00:19,667
You're the worst thing

2536
02:00:19,737 --> 02:00:21,136
that ever happened to me.

2537
02:00:36,222 --> 02:00:37,587
Hello.

2538
02:00:37,657 --> 02:00:39,249
I need you to arrest me.

2539
02:00:39,325 --> 02:00:41,624
I am the leader of a
terrorist organization

2540
02:00:41,694 --> 02:00:43,992
responsible for numerous
acts of vandalism,

2541
02:00:44,063 --> 02:00:45,759
and assault all over this city.

2542
02:00:46,834 --> 02:00:48,061
...in the metropolitan area,

2543
02:00:48,134 --> 02:00:50,661
with probably a couple hundred members.

2544
02:00:50,739 --> 02:00:51,831
Chapters have sprung up

2545
02:00:51,907 --> 02:00:54,670
in 5 or 6 other major cities already.

2546
02:00:54,742 --> 02:00:57,803
This is a tightly
regimented organization,

2547
02:00:57,879 --> 02:00:59,971
with many cells capable of operating

2548
02:01:00,047 --> 02:01:03,074
completely independent
of central leadership.

2549
02:01:03,151 --> 02:01:05,277
Look, look, go to that house, OK?

2550
02:01:05,352 --> 02:01:07,480
1537 Paper Street.

2551
02:01:07,556 --> 02:01:09,490
That's our headquarters.

2552
02:01:09,558 --> 02:01:12,083
In the back, buried in the garden,

2553
02:01:12,160 --> 02:01:15,254
you'll find the body of Robert Paulson.

2554
02:01:15,330 --> 02:01:17,264
In the basement,

2555
02:01:17,332 --> 02:01:18,526
you're gonna find some bathtubs

2556
02:01:18,600 --> 02:01:20,124
that have been used very recently

2557
02:01:20,201 --> 02:01:24,228
to make large quantities
of nitroglycerin.

2558
02:01:24,306 --> 02:01:25,364
I believe the plan

2559
02:01:25,440 --> 02:01:27,204
is to blow up the headquarters

2560
02:01:27,276 --> 02:01:28,867
of these credit card companies,

2561
02:01:28,944 --> 02:01:30,810
and the T.R.W. Building.

2562
02:01:32,549 --> 02:01:33,776
Why these buildings?

2563
02:01:33,849 --> 02:01:35,874
Why credit card companies?

2564
02:01:35,952 --> 02:01:37,784
If you erase the debt record,

2565
02:01:37,854 --> 02:01:40,344
then we all go back to zero.

2566
02:01:40,423 --> 02:01:42,448
It'll create total chaos.

2567
02:01:45,227 --> 02:01:46,216
Keep him talking.

2568
02:01:46,295 --> 02:01:47,284
I need to make a phone call.

2569
02:01:58,176 --> 02:02:00,111
I really admire what you're doing.

2570
02:02:01,780 --> 02:02:02,711
What?

2571
02:02:02,780 --> 02:02:04,976
You're a brave man to order this.

2572
02:02:05,050 --> 02:02:06,711
You're a genius, sir.

2573
02:02:06,785 --> 02:02:09,721
You said, if anyone ever interferes

2574
02:02:09,789 --> 02:02:11,552
with Project
Mayhem- even you-

2575
02:02:11,625 --> 02:02:13,922
we gotta get his bails.

2576
02:02:15,395 --> 02:02:16,362
It's useless to fight.

2577
02:02:16,429 --> 02:02:17,555
This is really a powerful gesture,

2578
02:02:17,631 --> 02:02:18,563
Mr. Durden.

2579
02:02:18,632 --> 02:02:19,893
It'll set quite an example.

2580
02:02:19,965 --> 02:02:22,059
You're making a big mistake, fellas.

2581
02:02:22,135 --> 02:02:23,067
You said you'd say that.

2582
02:02:23,136 --> 02:02:24,603
I'm not Tyler Durden!

2583
02:02:24,671 --> 02:02:26,195
You told us you'd say that, too.

2584
02:02:26,272 --> 02:02:29,105
All right, I am Tyler Durden.

2585
02:02:29,175 --> 02:02:30,369
Listen to me,

2586
02:02:30,443 --> 02:02:32,001
I'm giving you a direct order.

2587
02:02:32,078 --> 02:02:34,069
We are aborting this mission, right now.

2588
02:02:34,147 --> 02:02:35,546
You said you would definitely say that.

2589
02:02:41,756 --> 02:02:42,779
Are you fucking out of your minds?

2590
02:02:42,856 --> 02:02:44,153
You're police officers!

2591
02:02:47,161 --> 02:02:48,286
Somebody timing this?

2592
02:02:48,361 --> 02:02:49,293
No! No!

2593
02:02:49,362 --> 02:02:50,887
Keep your mouth shut!

2594
02:02:51,967 --> 02:02:52,899
Shit.

2595
02:02:55,670 --> 02:02:56,637
Yeah?

2596
02:02:56,704 --> 02:02:57,729
Hey, you know, some of this information

2597
02:02:57,806 --> 02:02:59,068
checks out.

2598
02:02:59,141 --> 02:03:00,698
Let's go over to that house

2599
02:03:00,775 --> 02:03:01,833
on Paper Street.

2600
02:03:01,909 --> 02:03:02,968
Be right there.

2601
02:03:04,046 --> 02:03:05,410
Hey! Wait!

2602
02:03:05,479 --> 02:03:06,707
I got him.

2603
02:03:06,781 --> 02:03:08,044
Sir, we have to do this, sir.

2604
02:03:08,116 --> 02:03:09,242
Stop fighting.

2605
02:03:09,317 --> 02:03:10,616
Where's the rubber band?

2606
02:03:10,688 --> 02:03:11,779
Get away from me!

2607
02:03:11,854 --> 02:03:12,786
Drop that fucking knife!

2608
02:03:12,855 --> 02:03:13,788
Drop it!

2609
02:03:17,026 --> 02:03:17,958
Back up.

2610
02:03:18,027 --> 02:03:19,086
Face down on the floor,

2611
02:03:19,163 --> 02:03:20,095
both of you, right now!

2612
02:03:22,665 --> 02:03:24,258
Get down on the floor!

2613
02:03:28,871 --> 02:03:30,841
First person comes out this fucking door

2614
02:03:30,909 --> 02:03:33,070
gets a-gets a lead
salad, you understand?

2615
02:03:58,103 --> 02:04:00,003
Get away! Get away!

2616
02:04:12,719 --> 02:04:14,185
I ran.

2617
02:04:15,721 --> 02:04:17,451
I ran until my muscles burned

2618
02:04:17,524 --> 02:04:19,651
and my veins pumped battery acid.

2619
02:04:22,429 --> 02:04:24,090
Then I ran some more.

2620
02:05:05,708 --> 02:05:07,539
What the fuck are you doing?

2621
02:05:07,610 --> 02:05:09,202
Running around in your underpants.

2622
02:05:09,279 --> 02:05:10,577
Man, you look like a crazy person.

2623
02:05:10,648 --> 02:05:12,376
No, I'm onto you.

2624
02:05:12,448 --> 02:05:13,574
I know what's going on here.

2625
02:05:13,650 --> 02:05:14,708
Well come on, then.

2626
02:05:14,785 --> 02:05:16,275
I got us a great place to watch from.

2627
02:05:17,654 --> 02:05:18,712
It'll be like
pay-per-view.

2628
02:06:07,674 --> 02:06:08,607
Oh, Christ.

2629
02:06:08,676 --> 02:06:10,576
Now what are you doing?

2630
02:06:10,645 --> 02:06:11,737
I'm stopping this.

2631
02:06:11,813 --> 02:06:14,839
Why? Greatest thing
you've ever done, man.

2632
02:06:14,916 --> 02:06:16,543
No, I can't let this happen.

2633
02:06:16,618 --> 02:06:18,142
You know there are 10 other bombs

2634
02:06:18,219 --> 02:06:19,687
in 10 other buildings.

2635
02:06:19,755 --> 02:06:21,119
God damn it, since
when is Project Mayhem

2636
02:06:21,189 --> 02:06:22,121
about murder?

2637
02:06:22,190 --> 02:06:23,487
The buildings are empty.

2638
02:06:23,559 --> 02:06:25,117
Security and maintenance,
all our people.

2639
02:06:25,194 --> 02:06:26,387
We're not killing anyone, man,

2640
02:06:26,461 --> 02:06:27,689
we're setting 'em free.

2641
02:06:27,762 --> 02:06:28,694
Bob is dead.

2642
02:06:28,763 --> 02:06:30,493
They shot him in the head.

2643
02:06:30,566 --> 02:06:31,827
You wanna make an omelet,

2644
02:06:31,900 --> 02:06:33,458
you gotta break some eggs.

2645
02:06:33,534 --> 02:06:34,797
No, I'm not listening to you.

2646
02:06:34,870 --> 02:06:35,928
You're not even there.

2647
02:06:43,745 --> 02:06:44,712
Wouldn't do that.

2648
02:06:44,780 --> 02:06:47,544
Not unless I knew which wires were what.

2649
02:06:47,616 --> 02:06:49,276
If you know, then I know.

2650
02:06:54,957 --> 02:06:55,890
Or...

2651
02:06:55,959 --> 02:06:56,891
maybe I knew you'd know,

2652
02:06:56,960 --> 02:06:57,984
so I spent the whole day

2653
02:06:58,061 --> 02:06:59,221
thinking about the wrong ones.

2654
02:07:07,873 --> 02:07:08,862
You think?

2655
02:07:10,912 --> 02:07:12,709
Oh, heavens no, not the green one.

2656
02:07:13,881 --> 02:07:15,212
Pull any one but the green one.

2657
02:07:21,089 --> 02:07:22,955
I asked you not to do that!

2658
02:07:28,564 --> 02:07:29,860
Tyler, get away from the van.

2659
02:07:32,902 --> 02:07:34,335
Tyler, I'm not kidding!

2660
02:07:34,404 --> 02:07:36,303
Get away from the van!

2661
02:07:36,371 --> 02:07:37,633
God damn it!

2662
02:07:38,942 --> 02:07:40,409
Whoa!

2663
02:07:40,477 --> 02:07:41,408
Whoa!

2664
02:07:44,614 --> 02:07:47,411
OK, you are now firing a gun

2665
02:07:47,483 --> 02:07:48,746
at your imaginary friend

2666
02:07:48,818 --> 02:07:51,514
near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!

2667
02:07:53,790 --> 02:07:55,485
Look, Tyler, Tyler!

2668
02:07:58,594 --> 02:07:59,823
Ahh!

2669
02:08:08,972 --> 02:08:10,633
Aw, come on.

2670
02:08:10,707 --> 02:08:11,902
Don't go.

2671
02:08:50,550 --> 02:08:51,711
What?!

2672
02:09:37,633 --> 02:09:38,793
3 minutes.

2673
02:09:38,868 --> 02:09:41,166
This is it.

2674
02:09:41,237 --> 02:09:43,296
The beginning.

2675
02:09:43,372 --> 02:09:45,341
Ground zero.

2676
02:09:45,408 --> 02:09:47,375
I think this is about where we came in.

2677
02:09:47,443 --> 02:09:48,410
Would you like to say a few words

2678
02:09:48,477 --> 02:09:50,275
to mark the occasion?

2679
02:09:52,184 --> 02:09:53,377
I'm sorry?

2680
02:09:53,451 --> 02:09:56,080
I still can't think of anything.

2681
02:09:57,756 --> 02:09:59,882
Ah, flashback humor.

2682
02:10:05,096 --> 02:10:06,758
It's getting exciting now.

2683
02:10:09,134 --> 02:10:10,157
2 and 1/2.

2684
02:10:10,234 --> 02:10:11,167
Think of everything

2685
02:10:11,236 --> 02:10:12,761
we've accomplished, man.

2686
02:10:14,140 --> 02:10:15,970
Out these windows, we will view

2687
02:10:16,041 --> 02:10:17,634
the collapse of financial history.

2688
02:10:18,811 --> 02:10:21,177
One step closer to economic equilibrium.

2689
02:10:36,129 --> 02:10:37,494
Why is she here?

2690
02:10:37,563 --> 02:10:39,497
Tying up loose ends.

2691
02:10:39,565 --> 02:10:42,659
Put me down, you bald-headed fucks!

2692
02:10:42,735 --> 02:10:43,964
I'm begging you,

2693
02:10:44,038 --> 02:10:44,969
please don't do this.

2694
02:10:45,038 --> 02:10:45,970
I'm not doing this.

2695
02:10:46,039 --> 02:10:47,734
We are doing this.

2696
02:10:47,807 --> 02:10:48,866
This is what we want.

2697
02:10:48,943 --> 02:10:51,001
No, I don't want this.

2698
02:10:51,077 --> 02:10:54,207
Right, except you is meaningless now.

2699
02:10:54,282 --> 02:10:55,942
We have to forget about you.

2700
02:10:56,016 --> 02:10:58,280
Jesus, you're a voice in my head.

2701
02:10:58,352 --> 02:10:59,650
You're a voice in mine.

2702
02:10:59,721 --> 02:11:01,188
You're a fucking hallucination,

2703
02:11:01,256 --> 02:11:02,381
why can't I get rid of you?

2704
02:11:02,456 --> 02:11:03,388
You need me.

2705
02:11:03,457 --> 02:11:05,586
No, I don't, I really don't anymore.

2706
02:11:05,720 --> 02:11:06,744
Hey, you created me.

2707
02:11:06,821 --> 02:11:08,583
I didn't create some loser alter ego

2708
02:11:08,655 --> 02:11:10,123
to make myself feel better.

2709
02:11:10,191 --> 02:11:11,249
Take some responsibility.

2710
02:11:11,325 --> 02:11:12,521
I do.

2711
02:11:12,595 --> 02:11:14,585
I am responsible for all of it,

2712
02:11:14,664 --> 02:11:15,756
and I accept that.

2713
02:11:15,832 --> 02:11:18,096
So please, I'm begging you,

2714
02:11:18,167 --> 02:11:19,827
please call this off.

2715
02:11:22,171 --> 02:11:24,036
Have I ever let us down?

2716
02:11:25,508 --> 02:11:27,806
How far have you come because of me?

2717
02:11:33,751 --> 02:11:35,742
I will bring us through this.

2718
02:11:35,818 --> 02:11:37,753
As always,

2719
02:11:37,821 --> 02:11:40,016
I will carry you, kicking and screaming,

2720
02:11:40,090 --> 02:11:42,217
and in the end, you will thank me.

2721
02:11:42,292 --> 02:11:44,192
Tyler.

2722
02:11:44,261 --> 02:11:46,457
Tyler, I'm grateful to you

2723
02:11:46,531 --> 02:11:47,792
for everything

2724
02:11:47,865 --> 02:11:48,854
that you've done for me.

2725
02:11:48,932 --> 02:11:50,490
But this is too much.

2726
02:11:50,567 --> 02:11:52,092
I don't want this.

2727
02:11:52,170 --> 02:11:53,101
What do you want?!

2728
02:11:53,170 --> 02:11:54,432
Want to go back to the shit-job,

2729
02:11:54,505 --> 02:11:56,973
fucking condo world, watching sitcoms?

2730
02:11:57,042 --> 02:11:59,009
Fuck you. I won't do it.

2731
02:11:59,076 --> 02:12:01,738
Oh, God, this can't be happening.

2732
02:12:01,812 --> 02:12:04,281
It's already done, so shut up.

2733
02:12:04,349 --> 02:12:05,280
60 seconds.

2734
02:12:05,349 --> 02:12:06,714
Can you see alright?

2735
02:12:09,554 --> 02:12:10,986
I can figure this out.

2736
02:12:11,055 --> 02:12:12,614
I can figure this out,
this isn't even real.

2737
02:12:12,691 --> 02:12:14,683
You're not real, that gun isn't-

2738
02:12:14,760 --> 02:12:16,522
That gun isn't even in your hand.

2739
02:12:18,063 --> 02:12:19,554
The gun's in my hand.

2740
02:12:25,171 --> 02:12:27,570
Hey, good for you.
Doesn't change a thing.

2741
02:12:36,484 --> 02:12:39,179
Why do you want to
put a gun to your head?

2742
02:12:39,252 --> 02:12:42,086
Not my head, Tyler.

2743
02:12:42,156 --> 02:12:43,919
Our head.

2744
02:12:45,660 --> 02:12:47,059
Interesting.

2745
02:12:50,431 --> 02:12:53,196
Where are you going
with this, I KEA boy?

2746
02:12:59,975 --> 02:13:03,433
Hey, it's you and me.

2747
02:13:06,416 --> 02:13:07,348
Friends.

2748
02:13:09,384 --> 02:13:10,316
Tyler...

2749
02:13:13,323 --> 02:13:16,223
I want you to really listen to me.

2750
02:13:16,291 --> 02:13:17,224
OK.

2751
02:13:20,262 --> 02:13:21,924
My eyes are open.

2752
02:13:39,750 --> 02:13:41,650
What's that smell?

2753
02:14:01,908 --> 02:14:03,466
Where is everybody?

2754
02:14:03,543 --> 02:14:04,738
I don't know, what's goin' on?

2755
02:14:05,812 --> 02:14:07,074
Mr. Durden!

2756
02:14:08,147 --> 02:14:09,513
Oh, my God.

2757
02:14:09,583 --> 02:14:10,515
Sir?

2758
02:14:15,056 --> 02:14:16,182
Are you, uh...

2759
02:14:16,257 --> 02:14:18,087
Are you alright, sir?

2760
02:14:18,158 --> 02:14:19,386
Oh, yeah, I'm OK.

2761
02:14:19,459 --> 02:14:20,392
You look terrible, sir.

2762
02:14:20,461 --> 02:14:22,122
What happened?

2763
02:14:22,197 --> 02:14:24,391
Oh, nothing. It's no problem.

2764
02:14:24,464 --> 02:14:26,228
Oh, no, no, sir, he's not kidding.

2765
02:14:26,301 --> 02:14:27,461
You look really awful.

2766
02:14:27,535 --> 02:14:28,694
You need medical assistance.

2767
02:14:28,769 --> 02:14:30,236
- I'm fine.
- Ugh.

2768
02:14:30,304 --> 02:14:31,294
Look, I'm fine.

2769
02:14:31,372 --> 02:14:33,862
Everything's fine.

2770
02:14:37,378 --> 02:14:39,403
Let-Let her go.

2771
02:14:39,479 --> 02:14:40,468
Christ almighty!

2772
02:14:40,547 --> 02:14:42,413
You!

2773
02:14:42,483 --> 02:14:44,917
Hi, Marla.

2774
02:14:45,986 --> 02:14:46,954
Leave her with me,

2775
02:14:47,021 --> 02:14:47,953
get your stuff,

2776
02:14:48,022 --> 02:14:48,954
I'll meet you downstairs.

2777
02:14:49,023 --> 02:14:49,955
Are you sure?

2778
02:14:50,024 --> 02:14:51,992
Yes, I'm sure.

2779
02:14:53,162 --> 02:14:55,130
You fucker!

2780
02:14:55,197 --> 02:14:56,129
What kind of sick fucking game

2781
02:14:56,198 --> 02:14:57,130
are you playing now,

2782
02:14:57,199 --> 02:14:58,131
putting me on a fucking bu-

2783
02:14:58,200 --> 02:15:00,100
Oh, my God, your face!

2784
02:15:00,169 --> 02:15:01,602
Yeah, I know.

2785
02:15:06,408 --> 02:15:08,342
What happened?

2786
02:15:08,410 --> 02:15:09,570
Don't ask.

2787
02:15:09,645 --> 02:15:10,577
You're shot.

2788
02:15:10,646 --> 02:15:12,011
Yes, I'm shot.

2789
02:15:12,081 --> 02:15:13,608
Oh, my God.

2790
02:15:13,685 --> 02:15:15,117
I can't believe he's standing.

2791
02:15:15,186 --> 02:15:16,619
One tough motherfucker.

2792
02:15:20,491 --> 02:15:22,356
Who did this?

2793
02:15:22,426 --> 02:15:24,952
I did, actually.

2794
02:15:25,030 --> 02:15:26,428
Find some gauze.

2795
02:15:28,432 --> 02:15:30,492
You shot yourself?

2796
02:15:30,569 --> 02:15:31,626
Yes, but it's OK.

2797
02:15:31,702 --> 02:15:33,261
Marla, look at me.

2798
02:15:33,338 --> 02:15:35,603
I'm really OK.

2799
02:15:35,675 --> 02:15:37,642
Trust me.

2800
02:15:37,709 --> 02:15:39,439
Everything's gonna be fine.

2801
02:15:52,525 --> 02:15:54,321
You met me at a very
strange time in my life.

2801
02:15:55,305 --> 02:16:55,249
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