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Who are the real-world Illuminati ?
Find out @ saveanilluminati.com

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People are always asking me

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if I know Tyler Durden.

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3 minutes.

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ground zero.

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Would you like to say a few
words to mark the occasion?

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With a gun barrel between your teeth,

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you speak only in vowels.

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I can't think of anything.

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For a second I totally forget

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about Tyler's whole
controlled demolition thing,

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and I wonder how clean that gun is.

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Getting exciting now.

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That old saying,

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how you always hurt the one you love?

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Well, it works both ways.

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We have front row seats

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for this theater of mass destruction.

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The demolitions committee
of Project Mayhem

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wrapped the foundation
columns of a dozen buildings

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with blasting gelatin. In 2 minutes,

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primary charges will blow base charges

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and a few square blocks

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will be reduced to smoldering rubble.

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I know this...

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because Tyler knows this.

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21/2.

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Think of everything we've accomplished.

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And suddenly, I realize
that all of this:

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the gun, the bombs, the revolution...

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has got something to do with
a girl named Marla Singer.

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Bob. Bob had bitch-tits.

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This was a support group for
men with testicular cancer.

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The big moosey slobbering all over me,

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that was Bob.

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We're still men.

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Yes, we're men.

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Men is what we are.

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8 months ago, Bob's
testicles were removed.

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Then hormone therapy.
He developed bitch-tits

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because his testosterone was too high,

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and his body upped the estrogen.

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And that was where I fit...

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They're gonna have to
open up my pecks again

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and drain the fluid.

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Between those huge, sweating tits

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that hung enormous the way
you'd think of God’s as big.

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OK. You cry now.

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No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier.

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For 6 months, I couldn't sleep.

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I couldn't sleep. I couldn't sleep.

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With insomnia, nothing's real.

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Everything's far away.

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Everything's a copy of a copy of a copy.

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When deep space exploration ramps up,

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it'll be the corporations
that names everything:

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the I.B.M. Stellar sphere,

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the Microsoft Galaxy,

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Planet Starbucks.

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Gonna need you out of town
a little more this week.

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We got some red flags to cover.

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It must've been Tuesday.

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He was wearing his cornflower-blue tie.

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You want me to deprioritize
my current reports

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until you advise of a status upgrade?

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Make these your primary action items.

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Here's your flight coupons.

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Call me from the road
if there's any snags.

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He was full of pep.

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Must have had his grandee latte enema.

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Like so many others,
I had become a slave

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to the IKEA nesting instinct.

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Uh, yes. I'd like to order
the Erica Pekkary dust ruffles.

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Please hold.

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If I saw something clever

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Like a little coffee table
in the shape of a yin-yang,

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I had to have it.

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The Klipske personal of fice unit,

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the Hovetrekke home exert-bike,

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or the Johannshamn sofa

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with the Strinne green stripe pattern.

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Even the Rizlampa wire lamps

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of environmentally
friendly unbleached paper.

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I'd flip through catalogs and wonder:

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What kind of dining set
defines me as a person?

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I had it all.

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Even the glass dishes

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with tiny bubbles and imperfections.

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Proof that they were crafted
by the honest, simple,

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hard-working
indigenous peoples of -

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Please hold.

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Wherever.

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I was holding.

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We used to read pornography.

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Now it was the Horchow collection.

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No, you can't die from insomnia.

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What about narcolepsy?

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I nod of f. I wake up in strange places.

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I have no idea how I got there.

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You need to lighten up.

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Can you please just get me something?

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Red and blue Tuenois,
lipstick-red Seconais.

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No. You need healthy natural sleep.

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Chew some Valerian root
and get more exercise.

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Hey, come on. I'm in pain.

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You wanna see pain?

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Swing by First Methodist Tuesday nights.

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See the guys with testicular cancer.

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That's pain.

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I always wanted 3 kids,

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2 boys and a girl.

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Mindy wanted 2 girls and a boy.

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We never could agree on anything.

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Well, uh, you know, she-

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She had her first child last week, a...

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a girl.

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With-With her, uh,
with her new husband.

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Fuck.

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Hey-Hey, thank God, you know.

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I'm-I'm glad for her.

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Because she deserves it.

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Everyone, let's thank Thomas
for sharing himself with us.

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Thank you, Thomas.

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I look around this room,
and I see a lot of courage,

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and that gives me strength.

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We give each other strength.

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It's time for
the one-on-ones.

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So let's all of us here
follow Thomas' good example

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and really open ourselves up.

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Would you find a partner?

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And this is how I met the big moosey...

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Come on. Let's go over here.

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His eyes already
shrink-wrapped in tears...

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knees together, those
awkward little steps.

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My name is Bob.

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Bob.

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Bob had been a champion body-builder.

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You know that chest-expansion program

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you see on late-night
TV? That was his idea.

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I was a juicer.

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You know, using steroids.

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Diabonal and...

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Wistrol. Oh, they use that

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on racehorses, for Christ sakes.

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And now I'm bankrupt.

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I'm divorced.

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My 2 grown kids...

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won't even return my phone calls.

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Strangers with this kind of honesty

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make me go a big rubbery one.

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Go ahead, Cornelius.

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You can cry.

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And then, something happened.

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I let go.

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That's really good.

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Lost in oblivion...

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dark and silent and complete.

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I found freedom.

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Losing all hope was freedom.

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It's OK.

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Babies don't sleep this well.

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I became addicted.

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Come on.

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If I didn't say anything...

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people always assumed the worst.

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Welcome, Travis.

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Welcome, Travis.

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They cried harder...

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then I cried harder.

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Now we're going to open the green door,

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the heart chakra.

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I wasn't really dying.

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I wasn't host to cancer or parasites.

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I was the warm little center

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that the life of this
world crowded around.

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Imagine your pain

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as a white ball of healing light.

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It moves over your body, healing you.

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Now, keep this going.
Remember to breathe,

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and step forward

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through the back door of the room.

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Where does it lead?

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To your cave.

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Step forward into your cave.

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That's right.

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You're going deeper into your cave,

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and you're going to
find your power animal.

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Slide.

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Every evening, I died...

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and every evening, I was born again.

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Resurrected.

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Bob loved me because he thought

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my testicles were removed, too.

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Being there...

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pressed against his tits,

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ready to cry.

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This was my vacation.

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And she ruined everything.

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This is cancer, right?

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This chick Marla Singer

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did not have testicular cancer.

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She was a liar.

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She had no diseases at all.

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I had seen her at Free and Clear

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my blood parasites group Thursdays.

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Then at Hope, my bimonthly
sickle cell circle.

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And again at Seize the Day,

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my tuberculosis Friday night.

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Marla, the big tourist.

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Her lie reflected my lie,

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and suddenly, I felt nothing.

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I couldn't cry.

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So once again, I couldn't sleep.

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Next group, after guided meditation,

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after we open our heart chakras,

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when it's time to hug,

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I'm gonna grab that little bitch

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Marla Singer and scream...

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Marla, you liar! You big tourist!

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I need this! Now get out!

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I hadn't slept in 4 days.

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Absolutely. We'll just let that dry.

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When you have insomnia,

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you're never really asleep...

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and you're never really awake.

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To begin tonight's communion,

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Chloe would like to say a few words.

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Oh, yeah... Chloe.

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Chloe looked the way

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Meryl Streep's skeleton would look

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if you made it smile
and walk around the party

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being extra nice to everybody.

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Well, I'm still here,

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but I don't know for how long.

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That's as much certainty

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as anyone can give me.

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But I've got some good news.

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I no longer have

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any fear of death.

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But I am in a pretty lonely place.

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No one will have sex with me.

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I'm so close to the end,

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and all I want is to get
laid for the last time.

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I have pornographic
movies in my apartment,

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and lubricants and amyl nitrate.

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Chloe...

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Everyone, let's thank Chloe.

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Now, let's... ready ourselves

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for guided meditation.

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You're standing at the
entrance of your cave.

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You step inside your cave, and you walk.

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If I did have a tumor...

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I'd name it Marla.

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Marla...

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the little scratch on
the roof of your mouth

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that would heal if only
you could stop tonguing it,

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but you can't.

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...deeper into your cave

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as you walk.

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You feel the healing
energy of this place

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all around you.

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Now find your power animal.

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Slide.

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OK. Now let's partner up.

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Pick someone special to you tonight.

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Hey.

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We need to talk.

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Sure.

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I'm onto you.

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What?

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Yeah. You're a faker.

273
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You're not dying.

274
00:15:18,934 --> 00:15:20,231
Sorry?

275
00:15:20,302 --> 00:15:23,568
In the Tibetan philosophy,
Sylvia Plath sense of the word,

276
00:15:23,639 --> 00:15:25,299
I know we're all
- we're all dying, all right?

277
00:15:25,373 --> 00:15:27,842
But you're not dying the way
Chloe back there is dying.

278
00:15:29,045 --> 00:15:30,034
So?

279
00:15:31,113 --> 00:15:32,910
So you're a tourist.

280
00:15:32,982 --> 00:15:34,916
OK? I've seen you. I saw you-

281
00:15:34,984 --> 00:15:36,280
saw you at melanoma,

282
00:15:36,351 --> 00:15:37,649
saw you at tuberculosis,

283
00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:39,654
I saw you at testicular cancer.

284
00:15:39,722 --> 00:15:41,417
I saw you practicing this.

285
00:15:41,490 --> 00:15:42,787
Practicing what?

286
00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:43,916
Telling me of f.

287
00:15:43,993 --> 00:15:46,655
Is it going as well as you hoped...

288
00:15:46,729 --> 00:15:47,821
" RUPERT"?

289
00:15:47,897 --> 00:15:49,228
I'll expose you.

290
00:15:49,298 --> 00:15:51,289
Go ahead. I'll expose you.

291
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:52,562
All right, come together.

292
00:15:52,636 --> 00:15:54,865
Let yourselves cry.

293
00:16:02,411 --> 00:16:04,175
Oh, God, why are you doing this?

294
00:16:04,247 --> 00:16:06,771
It's cheaper than a movie,
and there's free coffee.

295
00:16:06,849 --> 00:16:07,838
No, look...

296
00:16:07,917 --> 00:16:09,818
this is important, OK?

297
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:10,852
These are my groups.

298
00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:12,512
I've been coming here for over a year.

299
00:16:12,588 --> 00:16:14,682
Why do you do it?

300
00:16:14,758 --> 00:16:15,816
I don't know.

301
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:17,324
When people think you're dying,

302
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:18,986
man, they really, really listen to you

303
00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:20,188
instead of just...

304
00:16:20,263 --> 00:16:23,789
Instead of just waiting
for their turn to speak.

305
00:16:23,866 --> 00:16:25,801
Yeah.

306
00:16:25,869 --> 00:16:27,461
Yeah.

307
00:16:27,537 --> 00:16:30,005
Share yourself... completely.

308
00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:32,606
OK, you don't want to get into this.

309
00:16:32,676 --> 00:16:34,233
It becomes an addiction.

310
00:16:34,310 --> 00:16:35,300
Really?

311
00:16:35,379 --> 00:16:36,539
I'm not kidding.

312
00:16:36,613 --> 00:16:38,706
I can't cry if there's
another faker present,

313
00:16:38,782 --> 00:16:39,873
and I need this.

314
00:16:39,950 --> 00:16:41,815
So you got to find somewhere else to go.

315
00:16:41,885 --> 00:16:44,217
Candy stripe a cancer ward.

316
00:16:44,287 --> 00:16:46,152
It's not my problem.

317
00:16:48,592 --> 00:16:50,082
Wait, wait, wait.

318
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:51,684
Whoa. Hold on. I'll tell you.

319
00:16:51,762 --> 00:16:53,320
We're gonna split up the week, OK?

320
00:16:53,397 --> 00:16:55,365
You take lymphoma and tuberculosis-

321
00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:56,558
You take tuberculosis.

322
00:16:56,633 --> 00:16:58,191
My smoking doesn't go over at all.

323
00:16:58,268 --> 00:16:59,701
OK. Good. Fine.

324
00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:01,864
Testicular cancer should
be no contest, I think.

325
00:17:01,939 --> 00:17:02,905
Well, technically,

326
00:17:02,973 --> 00:17:04,702
I have more right to be there than you.

327
00:17:04,775 --> 00:17:05,833
You still have your bails.

328
00:17:05,909 --> 00:17:06,842
You're kidding.

329
00:17:06,911 --> 00:17:08,707
I don't know. Am I?

330
00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:10,337
No. No.

331
00:17:10,414 --> 00:17:11,403
What do you want?

332
00:17:11,481 --> 00:17:13,006
I'll take the parasites.

333
00:17:13,084 --> 00:17:14,550
You can't have both the parasites,

334
00:17:14,618 --> 00:17:15,949
but why don't you take
the blood parasites-

335
00:17:16,019 --> 00:17:17,248
I want brain parasites.

336
00:17:17,321 --> 00:17:18,948
I'll take the blood parasites,

337
00:17:19,023 --> 00:17:20,751
but I'm gonna take the
organic brain dementia-

338
00:17:20,824 --> 00:17:21,756
I want that.

339
00:17:21,825 --> 00:17:23,123
You can't have the whole brain.

340
00:17:23,194 --> 00:17:25,787
So far you have 4. I only have 2.

341
00:17:25,862 --> 00:17:27,056
OK.

342
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:29,827
Take both the parasites. They're yours.

343
00:17:29,901 --> 00:17:31,697
Now we both have 3.

344
00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:38,197
Hey, you left half your clothes!

345
00:17:54,392 --> 00:17:56,212
What, are you selling those?

346
00:17:56,346 --> 00:17:58,075
Yes! I'm selling some clothes.

347
00:17:58,147 --> 00:17:59,205
So,

348
00:17:59,282 --> 00:18:00,613
we each have 3. That's 6.

349
00:18:00,683 --> 00:18:02,913
What about the seventh day?
I want ascending bowel cancer.

350
00:18:02,986 --> 00:18:04,419
The girl had done her homework.

351
00:18:04,487 --> 00:18:05,419
Thank you.

352
00:18:05,488 --> 00:18:06,420
No. No, I...

353
00:18:06,489 --> 00:18:08,719
I want bowel cancer.

354
00:18:08,791 --> 00:18:10,521
That's your favorite, too?

355
00:18:10,594 --> 00:18:12,823
Try to slip it by me, eh?

356
00:18:12,895 --> 00:18:14,362
Look, we're gonna split it, OK?

357
00:18:14,430 --> 00:18:16,194
Take the first and third
Sunday of the month.

358
00:18:19,569 --> 00:18:20,537
Deal.

359
00:18:23,106 --> 00:18:25,040
Looks like this is good-bye.

360
00:18:25,108 --> 00:18:27,236
Well, let's not make a
big thing out of it, OK?

361
00:18:27,311 --> 00:18:29,175
How's this for not making a big thing?

362
00:18:33,751 --> 00:18:35,047
Hey, Marla!

363
00:18:36,119 --> 00:18:37,052
Marla!

364
00:18:38,155 --> 00:18:40,714
May-Maybe we should exchange numbers.

365
00:18:40,790 --> 00:18:42,224
Should we?

366
00:18:42,293 --> 00:18:44,261
W-We might want to switch nights.

367
00:18:45,828 --> 00:18:46,817
OK.

368
00:18:52,336 --> 00:18:54,327
This is how I met Marla Singer.

369
00:18:56,407 --> 00:18:57,704
Marla's philosophy of life

370
00:18:57,775 --> 00:18:59,834
was that she might die at any moment.

371
00:18:59,910 --> 00:19:02,605
The tragedy, she said,
was that she didn't.

372
00:19:02,679 --> 00:19:03,840
It doesn't have your name.

373
00:19:03,914 --> 00:19:04,938
Who are you,

374
00:19:05,015 --> 00:19:07,074
Cornelius, Rupert,

375
00:19:07,151 --> 00:19:08,482
Travis,

376
00:19:08,552 --> 00:19:09,746
any of the stupid names

377
00:19:09,820 --> 00:19:10,980
you give each night?

378
00:19:14,191 --> 00:19:17,058
You wake up at SeaTac.

379
00:19:17,127 --> 00:19:18,321
S.F.O...

380
00:19:18,395 --> 00:19:20,420
L.A.X...

381
00:19:20,497 --> 00:19:22,328
You wake up at O'Hare...

382
00:19:22,399 --> 00:19:23,889
Dallas-Fort Worth...

383
00:19:23,968 --> 00:19:25,935
B.W.I...

384
00:19:26,003 --> 00:19:28,233
Pacific, mountain, central...

385
00:19:28,305 --> 00:19:29,864
Lose an hour, gain an hour...

386
00:19:29,941 --> 00:19:31,464
Check-in for that flight doesn't begin

387
00:19:31,542 --> 00:19:33,032
for another 2 hours, sir.

388
00:19:33,110 --> 00:19:37,137
This is your life, and it's
ending one minute at a time.

389
00:19:37,214 --> 00:19:39,614
You wake up at Air
Harbor international...

390
00:19:39,683 --> 00:19:41,618
...the aircraft has
come to a complete stop.

391
00:19:41,686 --> 00:19:43,346
If you wake up at a different time,

392
00:19:43,420 --> 00:19:45,389
in a different place,

393
00:19:45,457 --> 00:19:47,550
could you wake up as a different person?

394
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:50,760
Everywhere I travel,

395
00:19:50,829 --> 00:19:52,262
tiny life...

396
00:19:52,330 --> 00:19:54,160
single-serving sugar...

397
00:19:54,231 --> 00:19:55,357
single-serving cream...

398
00:19:55,432 --> 00:19:57,264
single pat of butter...

399
00:19:57,335 --> 00:20:00,167
a microwave cordon-bleu hobby kit.

400
00:20:00,237 --> 00:20:02,206
Shampoo-conditioner combos.

401
00:20:02,273 --> 00:20:05,504
Sample package mouthwash,
tiny bars of soap.

402
00:20:07,612 --> 00:20:10,137
The people I meet on each flight,

403
00:20:10,215 --> 00:20:13,275
they're single-serving friends.

404
00:20:13,351 --> 00:20:16,149
Between takeoff and landing,
we have our time together,

405
00:20:16,221 --> 00:20:18,485
but that's all we get.

406
00:20:18,556 --> 00:20:20,421
Welcome!

407
00:20:22,060 --> 00:20:23,618
On a long enough timeline,

408
00:20:23,695 --> 00:20:26,220
the survival rate for
everyone drops to zero.

409
00:20:26,297 --> 00:20:28,357
I was a recall coordinator.

410
00:20:28,434 --> 00:20:30,492
My job was to apply the formula.

411
00:20:30,568 --> 00:20:31,500
Here's where the infant

412
00:20:31,569 --> 00:20:32,867
went through the windshield.

413
00:20:32,938 --> 00:20:33,927
3 points.

414
00:20:34,006 --> 00:20:35,336
A new car built by my company

415
00:20:35,407 --> 00:20:37,773
leaves somewhere traveling
at 60 miles per hour.

416
00:20:37,842 --> 00:20:40,333
The rear differential locks up.

417
00:20:40,412 --> 00:20:41,401
The teenager's braces

418
00:20:41,479 --> 00:20:43,003
are wrapped around
the back seat ashtray.

419
00:20:43,081 --> 00:20:45,346
Might make a good antismoking ad.

420
00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:46,850
The car crashes and burns

421
00:20:46,918 --> 00:20:48,510
with everyone trapped inside.

422
00:20:48,586 --> 00:20:51,078
Now, should we initiate a recall?

423
00:20:51,157 --> 00:20:52,350
The father must've been huge.

424
00:20:52,424 --> 00:20:53,584
You see where the fat

425
00:20:53,658 --> 00:20:54,819
has burned to the seat,

426
00:20:54,894 --> 00:20:56,384
the polyester shirt?

427
00:20:56,462 --> 00:20:58,520
- Very modern art.
- Ha ha ha!

428
00:20:58,596 --> 00:21:01,566
Take the number of
vehicles in the field, "A,"

429
00:21:01,634 --> 00:21:04,261
multiply it by the probable
rate of failure, " B,"

430
00:21:04,335 --> 00:21:05,360
then multiply the result

431
00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:07,736
by the average out-of
-court settlement, "C."

432
00:21:07,807 --> 00:21:10,537
"A" times " B" times "C"

433
00:21:10,609 --> 00:21:12,076
equals "X."

434
00:21:12,144 --> 00:21:15,078
If "X" is less than
the cost of a recall,

435
00:21:15,147 --> 00:21:17,342
we don't do one.

436
00:21:17,416 --> 00:21:18,644
Are there a lot

437
00:21:18,717 --> 00:21:20,617
of these kinds of accidents?

438
00:21:20,686 --> 00:21:22,551
You wouldn't believe.

439
00:21:24,356 --> 00:21:26,586
Which car company do you work for?

440
00:21:27,660 --> 00:21:29,321
A major one.

441
00:21:31,298 --> 00:21:33,288
Every time the plane banked too sharply

442
00:21:33,365 --> 00:21:35,196
on takeoff or landing,

443
00:21:35,267 --> 00:21:37,133
I prayed for a crash

444
00:21:37,204 --> 00:21:38,693
or a midair collision.

445
00:21:38,771 --> 00:21:40,739
Anything.

446
00:21:50,082 --> 00:21:51,413
Life insurance pays of f triple

447
00:21:51,484 --> 00:21:52,975
if you die on a business trip.

448
00:21:56,489 --> 00:21:58,856
"If you are seated in
an emergency exit row..."

449
00:21:58,925 --> 00:22:00,119
Yeah...

450
00:22:00,193 --> 00:22:01,784
"And you feel you would be unable

451
00:22:01,861 --> 00:22:03,261
or unwilling to perform the duties

452
00:22:03,330 --> 00:22:05,059
Listed on the safety card,

453
00:22:05,131 --> 00:22:06,722
please ask a flight attendant

454
00:22:06,799 --> 00:22:07,731
to reseat you."

455
00:22:09,436 --> 00:22:11,631
It's a lot of responsibility.

456
00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:13,935
Wanna switch seats?

457
00:22:14,007 --> 00:22:15,565
No. I'm not sure I'm the man

458
00:22:15,642 --> 00:22:17,473
for that particular job.

459
00:22:17,544 --> 00:22:20,445
An exit-door procedure at 30,000 feet.

460
00:22:20,514 --> 00:22:22,072
Mm-hmm.

461
00:22:22,148 --> 00:22:24,082
The illusion of safety.

462
00:22:24,150 --> 00:22:26,880
Yeah. I guess so.

463
00:22:26,953 --> 00:22:29,444
You know why they put
oxygen masks on planes?

464
00:22:29,523 --> 00:22:31,252
So you can breathe.

465
00:22:31,324 --> 00:22:34,191
Oxygen gets you high.

466
00:22:34,261 --> 00:22:35,694
In a catastrophic emergency,

467
00:22:35,762 --> 00:22:38,754
you're taking giant panicked breaths.

468
00:22:38,832 --> 00:22:41,392
Suddenly you become euphoric, docile.

469
00:22:41,468 --> 00:22:43,698
You accept your fate.

470
00:22:43,770 --> 00:22:46,364
It's all right here.

471
00:22:46,439 --> 00:22:48,168
Emergency water landing-

472
00:22:48,241 --> 00:22:49,708
600 miles an hour.

473
00:22:49,776 --> 00:22:50,801
Blank faces,

474
00:22:50,878 --> 00:22:52,538
calm as Hindu cows.

475
00:22:52,612 --> 00:22:54,637
That's, um...

476
00:22:54,714 --> 00:22:57,740
That's an interesting theory.

477
00:23:00,353 --> 00:23:01,685
What do you do?

478
00:23:01,756 --> 00:23:03,189
What do you mean?

479
00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:04,518
What do you do for a living?

480
00:23:04,591 --> 00:23:07,720
Why? So you can pretend
like you're interested?

481
00:23:10,497 --> 00:23:11,590
OK.

482
00:23:11,666 --> 00:23:13,497
You have a kind of sick desperation

483
00:23:13,568 --> 00:23:14,796
in your laugh.

484
00:23:17,538 --> 00:23:20,132
We have the exact same briefcase.

485
00:23:21,408 --> 00:23:23,036
Soap.

486
00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:24,042
Sorry?

487
00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:26,840
I make and I sell soap-

488
00:23:26,913 --> 00:23:29,747
the yard stick of civilization.

489
00:23:29,817 --> 00:23:31,546
And this is how I met...

490
00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:33,314
"Tyler Durden."

491
00:23:33,387 --> 00:23:35,218
Did you know, if you mixed equal parts

492
00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:37,189
of gasoline and frozen
or angejuice concentrate,

493
00:23:37,258 --> 00:23:39,055
you can make napalm?

494
00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:40,957
No, I did not know that. Is that true?

495
00:23:41,028 --> 00:23:42,086
That's right.

496
00:23:42,163 --> 00:23:43,755
One can make all kinds of explosives

497
00:23:43,831 --> 00:23:45,628
using simple household items.

498
00:23:45,700 --> 00:23:46,792
Really?

499
00:23:46,867 --> 00:23:48,494
If one were so inclined.

500
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,936
Tyler, you are, by far,
the most interesting

501
00:23:56,010 --> 00:23:58,535
"single-serving" friend I've ever met.

502
00:23:58,613 --> 00:24:00,411
See, obviously,

503
00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:02,346
everything on a plane
is single-serving, even-

504
00:24:02,416 --> 00:24:04,612
Oh, I get it. It's very clever.

505
00:24:04,686 --> 00:24:06,244
Thank you.

506
00:24:06,321 --> 00:24:09,084
How's that working out for you?

507
00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:10,089
What?

508
00:24:10,158 --> 00:24:11,284
Being clever.

509
00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:13,759
Great.

510
00:24:13,828 --> 00:24:15,763
Keep it up, then.

511
00:24:15,831 --> 00:24:16,763
Right up.

512
00:24:18,633 --> 00:24:20,100
Now a question of etiquette.

513
00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:21,260
As I pass,

514
00:24:21,336 --> 00:24:22,769
do I give you the ass or the crotch?

515
00:24:30,077 --> 00:24:33,104
How I came to live with Tyler is...

516
00:24:33,181 --> 00:24:36,172
airlines have this policy
about vibrating luggage.

517
00:24:43,925 --> 00:24:45,358
Was-Was it ticking?

518
00:24:45,427 --> 00:24:47,793
Actually, throwers don't
worry about ticking,

519
00:24:47,863 --> 00:24:49,330
'cause modern bombs don't tick.

520
00:24:49,398 --> 00:24:50,729
Sorry. "Throwers"?

521
00:24:50,799 --> 00:24:51,959
Baggage handlers.

522
00:24:52,034 --> 00:24:55,231
But when a suitcase vibrates,

523
00:24:55,303 --> 00:24:57,738
then the thrower's
gotta call the police.

524
00:24:57,807 --> 00:25:00,434
My suitcase... was vibrating?

525
00:25:00,509 --> 00:25:02,534
9 times out of 10,
it's an electric razor,

526
00:25:02,611 --> 00:25:05,671
but every once in a while...

527
00:25:08,151 --> 00:25:09,742
it's a dildo.

528
00:25:11,420 --> 00:25:12,910
of course, it's company policy

529
00:25:12,988 --> 00:25:14,513
never to imply ownership

530
00:25:14,590 --> 00:25:15,920
in the event of a dildo.

531
00:25:15,991 --> 00:25:17,185
We have to use the indefinite article

532
00:25:17,259 --> 00:25:18,248
a dildo.

533
00:25:18,326 --> 00:25:21,659
Never your dildo.

534
00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:22,754
I don't own a-

535
00:25:26,502 --> 00:25:28,332
I had everything in that suitcase-

536
00:25:28,403 --> 00:25:29,611
my CK shirts,

537
00:25:29,745 --> 00:25:31,372
my DKNY shoes,

538
00:25:31,446 --> 00:25:32,742
my AX ties.

539
00:25:34,616 --> 00:25:35,708
Never mind.

540
00:25:37,319 --> 00:25:41,085
Hey! That's my car!

541
00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:50,096
Home was a condo on the 15th floor

542
00:25:50,164 --> 00:25:52,827
of a filing cabinet for
widows and young professionals.

543
00:25:52,901 --> 00:25:55,563
The walls were solid concrete.

544
00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:57,434
A foot of concrete's important

545
00:25:57,506 --> 00:25:59,167
when your next-door neighbor
lets her hearing aid go

546
00:25:59,241 --> 00:26:01,675
and has to watch game
shows at full volume...

547
00:26:01,743 --> 00:26:03,540
Or when a volcanic blast

548
00:26:03,612 --> 00:26:06,343
and debris that used to be your
furniture and personal effects

549
00:26:06,416 --> 00:26:08,212
blows out of your
floor-to-ceiling windows

550
00:26:08,283 --> 00:26:10,046
and sails flaming into the night.

551
00:26:16,324 --> 00:26:18,656
I suppose these things happen.

552
00:26:31,373 --> 00:26:33,706
There's nothing up there.

553
00:26:33,776 --> 00:26:36,073
You can't go into the unit.

554
00:26:36,144 --> 00:26:37,441
Police orders.

555
00:26:45,722 --> 00:26:48,121
do you have somebody you can call?

556
00:26:49,358 --> 00:26:50,723
How embarrassing.

557
00:26:50,793 --> 00:26:53,625
A house full of condiments and no food.

558
00:27:03,139 --> 00:27:05,073
The police would later tell me

559
00:27:05,141 --> 00:27:06,870
that the pilot light
might have gone out,

560
00:27:06,943 --> 00:27:10,879
Letting out just a little bit of gas.

561
00:27:10,947 --> 00:27:13,211
That gas could have
slowly filled the condo-

562
00:27:13,282 --> 00:27:15,808
1,700 square feet of high ceilings

563
00:27:15,886 --> 00:27:17,648
for days and days.

564
00:27:24,927 --> 00:27:27,521
Then the refrigerator's
compressor could've clicked on.

565
00:27:28,831 --> 00:27:31,892
Yeah?

566
00:27:35,071 --> 00:27:36,664
I can hear you breathing, you-

567
00:27:45,815 --> 00:27:48,046
If you asked me now,

568
00:27:48,118 --> 00:27:49,949
I couldn't tell you why I called him.

569
00:28:32,429 --> 00:28:34,090
Hello?

570
00:28:34,164 --> 00:28:35,132
Who's this?

571
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,399
Tyler?

572
00:28:38,468 --> 00:28:40,027
Who is this?

573
00:28:40,104 --> 00:28:42,833
Um, ahem, we met on the airplane.

574
00:28:42,906 --> 00:28:44,840
We had the same suitcase.

575
00:28:46,511 --> 00:28:48,137
Uh, the clever guy.

576
00:28:48,212 --> 00:28:52,309
Oh, yeah. Right. OK?

577
00:28:52,383 --> 00:28:54,179
I called a second ago.

578
00:28:54,251 --> 00:28:56,243
There was no answer. I'm at a pay phone.

579
00:28:56,321 --> 00:28:57,879
Yeah. I star-69ed you.

580
00:28:57,956 --> 00:28:59,650
I never pick up my phone.

581
00:29:01,259 --> 00:29:03,056
So, what's up, man?

582
00:29:03,127 --> 00:29:06,324
Uh, well...

583
00:29:06,397 --> 00:29:08,831
you're not gonna believe this.

584
00:29:11,235 --> 00:29:12,760
You know, man, it could be worse.

585
00:29:12,837 --> 00:29:14,168
A woman could cut off your penis

586
00:29:14,239 --> 00:29:15,331
while you're sleeping

587
00:29:15,406 --> 00:29:16,667
and toss it out the window

588
00:29:16,741 --> 00:29:17,867
of a moving car.

589
00:29:17,942 --> 00:29:19,466
There's always that.

590
00:29:19,544 --> 00:29:21,205
I don't know, it’s just...

591
00:29:21,279 --> 00:29:22,712
when you buy furniture,

592
00:29:22,780 --> 00:29:24,179
you tell yourself, that's it.

593
00:29:24,249 --> 00:29:26,012
That's the last sofa I'm gonna need.

594
00:29:26,084 --> 00:29:27,347
Whatever else happens,

595
00:29:27,419 --> 00:29:29,477
I've got that sofa problem handled.

596
00:29:29,554 --> 00:29:30,987
I had it all.

597
00:29:31,055 --> 00:29:32,853
I had a stereo that was very decent,

598
00:29:32,925 --> 00:29:35,518
a wardrobe that was
getting very respectable.

599
00:29:35,593 --> 00:29:38,893
I was close to being complete.

600
00:29:38,964 --> 00:29:40,362
Shit, man. Now it's all gone.

601
00:29:40,431 --> 00:29:41,523
All gone.

602
00:29:41,599 --> 00:29:44,296
Hmm. All gone.

603
00:29:46,170 --> 00:29:47,660
do you know what a duvet is?

604
00:29:47,739 --> 00:29:48,866
Comforter.

605
00:29:48,941 --> 00:29:50,636
It's a blanket.

606
00:29:50,709 --> 00:29:51,766
Just a blanket.

607
00:29:51,843 --> 00:29:53,674
Why do guys like you and I

608
00:29:53,745 --> 00:29:54,713
know what a duvet is?

609
00:29:54,780 --> 00:29:57,247
Is this essential to our survival

610
00:29:57,315 --> 00:29:58,873
in the hunter-gatherer
sense of the word?

611
00:29:58,950 --> 00:30:00,248
No.

612
00:30:00,319 --> 00:30:02,752
What are we, then?

613
00:30:02,820 --> 00:30:05,688
We're, uh, you know, consumers...

614
00:30:05,758 --> 00:30:07,521
Right. We're consumers.

615
00:30:07,593 --> 00:30:10,994
We are by-products of
a lifestyle obsession.

616
00:30:11,063 --> 00:30:13,361
Murder, crime, poverty-

617
00:30:13,432 --> 00:30:15,161
these things don't concern me.

618
00:30:15,234 --> 00:30:18,465
What concerns me are
celebrity magazines,

619
00:30:18,537 --> 00:30:20,664
television with 500 channels,

620
00:30:20,739 --> 00:30:22,673
some guy's name on my underwear.

621
00:30:22,741 --> 00:30:25,402
Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.

622
00:30:25,476 --> 00:30:26,409
Martha Stewart.

623
00:30:26,478 --> 00:30:27,604
Fuck Martha Stewart.

624
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:30,444
Martha's polishing the
brass on the Titanic.

625
00:30:30,516 --> 00:30:31,915
It's all going down, man.

626
00:30:31,984 --> 00:30:34,418
So fuck off with your sofa units

627
00:30:34,486 --> 00:30:36,784
and Strinne green stripe patterns.

628
00:30:36,855 --> 00:30:39,289
I say, never be complete.

629
00:30:39,358 --> 00:30:40,950
I say, stop being perfect.

630
00:30:41,026 --> 00:30:43,551
I say, let's... let's evolve.

631
00:30:43,629 --> 00:30:45,494
Let the chips fall where they may.

632
00:30:48,034 --> 00:30:50,228
But that's me, and I could be wrong.

633
00:30:50,302 --> 00:30:52,362
Maybe it's a terrible tragedy.

634
00:30:52,439 --> 00:30:53,872
No. It’s just stuff.

635
00:30:53,940 --> 00:30:54,928
It's not a tragedy, but...

636
00:30:55,007 --> 00:30:56,099
Well, you did lose

637
00:30:56,175 --> 00:30:58,770
a lot of versatile
solutions for modern living.

638
00:30:58,845 --> 00:30:59,833
Fuck. You're right.

639
00:30:59,912 --> 00:31:01,277
No. I don't smoke.

640
00:31:04,818 --> 00:31:08,515
My insurance is probably
gonna cover it, so...

641
00:31:11,024 --> 00:31:13,150
What?

642
00:31:13,226 --> 00:31:17,355
The things you own end up owning you.

643
00:31:19,699 --> 00:31:20,961
But do what you like, man.

644
00:31:23,502 --> 00:31:24,561
Oh, it's late.

645
00:31:24,637 --> 00:31:26,434
Hey, thanks for the beer.

646
00:31:26,506 --> 00:31:27,768
Yeah, man.

647
00:31:27,841 --> 00:31:30,708
I should find a hotel.

648
00:31:30,777 --> 00:31:31,709
Oh.

649
00:31:31,778 --> 00:31:32,744
What?

650
00:31:32,779 --> 00:31:33,711
What?

651
00:31:33,780 --> 00:31:34,712
A hotel.

652
00:31:34,781 --> 00:31:35,713
Yeah.

653
00:31:35,782 --> 00:31:37,409
Just ask, man.

654
00:31:37,484 --> 00:31:39,817
What are you talking about?

655
00:31:39,886 --> 00:31:40,910
Oh, God.

656
00:31:40,987 --> 00:31:42,420
3 pitchers of beer,

657
00:31:42,489 --> 00:31:44,081
and you still can't ask.

658
00:31:45,658 --> 00:31:46,784
What?

659
00:31:46,860 --> 00:31:48,623
You called me 'cause you
needed a place to stay.

660
00:31:48,695 --> 00:31:50,493
Oh, hey, no, no, no.

661
00:31:50,564 --> 00:31:52,531
Yes, you did. So just ask.

662
00:31:52,599 --> 00:31:54,897
Cut the foreplay and just ask, man.

663
00:31:56,670 --> 00:31:58,933
Would that be a problem?

664
00:31:59,005 --> 00:32:01,099
Is it a problem for you to ask?

665
00:32:02,610 --> 00:32:04,008
Can I stay at your place?

666
00:32:04,077 --> 00:32:05,009
Yeah.

667
00:32:06,079 --> 00:32:07,479
Thanks.

668
00:32:11,452 --> 00:32:13,682
I want you to do me a favor.

669
00:32:13,754 --> 00:32:14,879
Yeah, sure.

670
00:32:14,954 --> 00:32:17,788
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

671
00:32:17,858 --> 00:32:19,826
What?

672
00:32:19,894 --> 00:32:23,694
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

673
00:32:23,764 --> 00:32:25,231
Let me tell you a little bit

674
00:32:25,299 --> 00:32:26,731
about Tyler Durden.

675
00:32:26,833 --> 00:32:29,302
Tyler was a night person.

676
00:32:29,370 --> 00:32:30,564
While the rest of us were sleeping,

677
00:32:30,638 --> 00:32:31,661
he worked.

678
00:32:31,738 --> 00:32:34,867
He had one part-time
job as a projectionist.

679
00:32:34,942 --> 00:32:36,739
See, a movie doesn't
come all on one big reel.

680
00:32:36,811 --> 00:32:37,971
It comes on a few.

681
00:32:38,045 --> 00:32:40,536
So someone has to be there
to switch the projectors

682
00:32:40,614 --> 00:32:42,844
at the exact moment that one reel ends

683
00:32:42,917 --> 00:32:44,179
and the next one begins.

684
00:32:44,251 --> 00:32:46,242
If you look for it, you
can see these little dots

685
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:48,345
come into the upper right-hand
corner of the screen.

686
00:32:49,423 --> 00:32:50,481
In the industry,

687
00:32:50,558 --> 00:32:51,855
we call them "cigarette burns."

688
00:32:51,926 --> 00:32:53,986
That's the cue for a changeover.

689
00:32:54,062 --> 00:32:55,494
He flips the projectors,

690
00:32:55,563 --> 00:32:57,428
the movie keeps right on going,

691
00:32:57,498 --> 00:32:58,965
and nobody in the audience has any idea.

692
00:32:59,034 --> 00:33:01,524
Why would anyone want this shit-job?

693
00:33:01,602 --> 00:33:04,501
Because it affords him other
interesting opportunities.

694
00:33:04,635 --> 00:33:06,602
Like splicing single
frames of pornography

695
00:33:06,669 --> 00:33:08,068
into family films.

696
00:33:08,137 --> 00:33:10,231
So when the snoot y cat
and the courageous dog

697
00:33:10,307 --> 00:33:11,739
with the celebrity voices

698
00:33:11,807 --> 00:33:13,798
meet for the first time in reel 3,

699
00:33:13,876 --> 00:33:15,105
that's when you'll catch a flash

700
00:33:15,178 --> 00:33:17,475
of Tyler's contribution to the film.

701
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:25,845
Nobody knows that they saw it,

702
00:33:25,923 --> 00:33:26,981
but they did.

703
00:33:27,057 --> 00:33:29,524
A nice big cock.

704
00:33:34,398 --> 00:33:37,128
Even a hummingbird couldn't
catch Tyler at work.

705
00:33:41,905 --> 00:33:45,068
Tyler also works sometimes
as a banquet waiter

706
00:33:45,142 --> 00:33:47,474
at the luxurious Pressman Hotel.

707
00:33:52,149 --> 00:33:53,946
He was the guerilla terrorist

708
00:33:54,017 --> 00:33:56,349
of the food service industry.

709
00:33:56,420 --> 00:33:57,479
Do not watch.

710
00:33:57,555 --> 00:33:59,044
I cannot go when you watch.

711
00:33:59,122 --> 00:34:00,680
Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque,

712
00:34:00,757 --> 00:34:02,190
he farted on meringues,

713
00:34:02,259 --> 00:34:03,692
sneezed on braised endive.

714
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:05,318
And as for the cream of mushroom soup,

715
00:34:05,395 --> 00:34:06,487
well...

716
00:34:06,563 --> 00:34:07,997
Go ahead, tell them.

717
00:34:08,066 --> 00:34:09,965
You get the idea.

718
00:34:10,067 --> 00:34:11,728
What do you want me to do?
You just want me to hit you?

719
00:34:11,802 --> 00:34:13,395
Come on. Do me this one favor.

720
00:34:13,471 --> 00:34:14,460
Why?

721
00:34:14,539 --> 00:34:15,835
Why? I don't know why. I don't know.

722
00:34:15,906 --> 00:34:16,873
I've never been in a fight. Have you?

723
00:34:16,940 --> 00:34:18,373
No, but that's a good thing.

724
00:34:18,443 --> 00:34:19,501
No, it is not.

725
00:34:19,577 --> 00:34:20,509
How much can you know about yourself

726
00:34:20,577 --> 00:34:22,010
if you’ve never been in a fight?

727
00:34:22,079 --> 00:34:23,376
I don't wanna die without any scars.

728
00:34:23,447 --> 00:34:25,313
So, come on, hit me
before I lose my nerve.

729
00:34:25,383 --> 00:34:28,078
God, this is crazy.

730
00:34:28,151 --> 00:34:29,744
So go crazy. Let 'er rip.

731
00:34:29,821 --> 00:34:31,652
Hey, I don't know about this.

732
00:34:31,723 --> 00:34:33,952
I don't, either, but who gives a shit?

733
00:34:34,024 --> 00:34:35,720
No one's watching. What do you care?

734
00:34:35,793 --> 00:34:38,022
Wait. This is crazy.
You want me to hit you?

735
00:34:38,095 --> 00:34:40,030
That's right.

736
00:34:40,098 --> 00:34:42,532
What, like, in the face?

737
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:43,964
Surprise me.

738
00:34:45,903 --> 00:34:48,235
This is so fucking stupid.

739
00:34:57,281 --> 00:34:58,612
Ohh!

740
00:34:58,683 --> 00:35:01,516
Motherfucker!

741
00:35:01,586 --> 00:35:03,520
You hit me in the ear.

742
00:35:03,588 --> 00:35:04,816
Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.

743
00:35:04,889 --> 00:35:06,754
Ow! Christ!

744
00:35:06,824 --> 00:35:08,519
Why the ear, man?

745
00:35:08,593 --> 00:35:09,651
Aw, I fucked it up.

746
00:35:09,727 --> 00:35:10,751
No. That was perfect.

747
00:35:10,828 --> 00:35:12,523
Ohh! Uhh!

748
00:35:23,242 --> 00:35:24,799
Nah, it's all right.

749
00:35:26,911 --> 00:35:28,436
That really hurts.

750
00:35:28,514 --> 00:35:31,346
Right.

751
00:35:31,416 --> 00:35:32,679
Hit me again.

752
00:35:33,919 --> 00:35:34,851
No. You hit me.

753
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:35,943
Come on.

754
00:35:52,570 --> 00:35:54,971
We should do this again sometime.

755
00:36:08,153 --> 00:36:09,211
Where's your car?

756
00:36:09,288 --> 00:36:10,312
What car?

757
00:36:20,967 --> 00:36:23,230
I don't know how Tyler found that house,

758
00:36:23,302 --> 00:36:25,430
but he said he'd been there for a year.

759
00:36:25,505 --> 00:36:28,564
It looked like it was
waiting to be torn down.

760
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,871
Most of the windows were boarded up.

761
00:36:30,944 --> 00:36:33,207
There was no lock on the front door

762
00:36:33,278 --> 00:36:36,578
from when the police
or whoever kicked it in.

763
00:36:36,649 --> 00:36:38,343
The stairs were ready to collapse.

764
00:36:38,417 --> 00:36:41,387
I didn't know if he owned
it or if he was squatting.

765
00:36:41,454 --> 00:36:43,319
Neither would have surprised me.

766
00:36:44,556 --> 00:36:45,989
Yeah. That's you.

767
00:36:46,058 --> 00:36:47,185
That's me.

768
00:36:47,260 --> 00:36:49,057
That's the toilet.

769
00:36:49,129 --> 00:36:50,060
Good?

770
00:36:50,129 --> 00:36:51,061
Yeah. Thanks.

771
00:36:52,332 --> 00:36:54,027
What a shit-hole.

772
00:36:55,834 --> 00:36:57,530
Nothing worked.

773
00:36:59,105 --> 00:37:00,402
Turning on one light

774
00:37:00,473 --> 00:37:03,408
meant another light
in the house went out.

775
00:37:03,476 --> 00:37:04,909
There were no neighbors,

776
00:37:04,978 --> 00:37:07,002
just some warehouses and a paper mill-

777
00:37:07,079 --> 00:37:08,877
that fart smell of steam,

778
00:37:08,948 --> 00:37:11,280
the hamster cage smell of wood chips.

779
00:37:11,351 --> 00:37:13,376
After work tomorrow, we'll be-

780
00:37:13,453 --> 00:37:15,421
Hey. What have we here?

781
00:37:30,436 --> 00:37:31,368
Hey, guys.

782
00:37:31,437 --> 00:37:32,529
Hey.

783
00:37:32,605 --> 00:37:33,765
It's cool.

784
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:34,830
Ohh!

785
00:37:43,616 --> 00:37:47,245
Every time it rained,
we had to kill the power.

786
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:48,844
By the end of the first month,

787
00:37:48,922 --> 00:37:50,618
I didn't miss TV.

788
00:37:50,691 --> 00:37:54,990
I didn't even mind the
warm, stale refrigerator.

789
00:38:07,675 --> 00:38:09,472
Can I be next?

790
00:38:13,814 --> 00:38:14,872
All right, man.

791
00:38:14,949 --> 00:38:17,144
Lose the tie.

792
00:38:20,688 --> 00:38:21,985
Ooh!

793
00:38:22,056 --> 00:38:23,648
At night, Tyler and I were alone

794
00:38:23,724 --> 00:38:25,988
for a half a mile in every direction.

795
00:38:31,966 --> 00:38:34,400
Rain trickled down through the plaster

796
00:38:34,468 --> 00:38:35,901
and the light fixtures.

797
00:38:35,970 --> 00:38:37,802
Everything wooden swelled and shrank.

798
00:38:37,873 --> 00:38:41,808
Everywhere were rusted
nails to snag your elbow on.

799
00:38:41,876 --> 00:38:45,175
The previous occupant had
been a bit of a shut-in.

800
00:38:45,246 --> 00:38:46,975
Hey, man, what are you reading?

801
00:38:47,047 --> 00:38:48,105
Listen to this.

802
00:38:48,182 --> 00:38:50,083
It's an article written by an organ

803
00:38:50,151 --> 00:38:51,583
in the first person.

804
00:38:51,652 --> 00:38:54,213
"I am Jack's medulla oblongata.

805
00:38:54,289 --> 00:38:55,916
Without me, Jack could not regulate

806
00:38:55,990 --> 00:38:58,151
his heart rate, blood
pressure, or breathing."

807
00:38:58,225 --> 00:39:00,626
There's a whole series of these.

808
00:39:00,695 --> 00:39:02,059
"I am Jill's nipples. "

809
00:39:03,497 --> 00:39:05,591
"I am Jack's colon. "

810
00:39:05,667 --> 00:39:08,066
Yeah. "I get cancer. I kill Jack."

811
00:39:09,604 --> 00:39:11,333
Whoa-Ohh!

812
00:39:11,406 --> 00:39:12,668
After fighting,

813
00:39:12,741 --> 00:39:14,971
everything else in your life
got the volume turned down.

814
00:39:18,546 --> 00:39:19,477
What?

815
00:39:19,546 --> 00:39:20,980
You could deal with anything.

816
00:39:21,049 --> 00:39:22,482
Have you finished those reports?

817
00:39:27,188 --> 00:39:28,485
if you could fight anyone,

818
00:39:28,556 --> 00:39:29,784
who would you fight?

819
00:39:29,858 --> 00:39:32,292
I'd fight my boss, probably.

820
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:33,725
Really?

821
00:39:33,795 --> 00:39:36,355
Yeah. Why, who would you fight?

822
00:39:36,431 --> 00:39:37,591
I'd fight my dad.

823
00:39:37,666 --> 00:39:39,463
I don't know my dad.

824
00:39:39,534 --> 00:39:41,332
I mean, I know him,

825
00:39:41,404 --> 00:39:44,236
but he left when I
was, like, 6 years old,

826
00:39:44,306 --> 00:39:46,741
married this other woman
and had some other kids.

827
00:39:46,809 --> 00:39:48,469
He, like, did this every 6 years.

828
00:39:48,543 --> 00:39:51,410
He goes to a new city
and starts a new family.

829
00:39:51,479 --> 00:39:53,606
Fucker should open up franchises.

830
00:39:55,083 --> 00:39:56,675
My dad never went to college,

831
00:39:56,751 --> 00:39:59,185
so it was real important that I go.

832
00:39:59,254 --> 00:40:00,312
That sounds familiar.

833
00:40:00,388 --> 00:40:02,516
So I graduate, I call
him up long distance.

834
00:40:02,591 --> 00:40:06,026
I say, " Dad, now what?"
He says, "Get a job."

835
00:40:06,094 --> 00:40:07,026
Same here.

836
00:40:07,095 --> 00:40:08,120
Now I'm 25.

837
00:40:08,197 --> 00:40:09,528
I make my yearly call again.

838
00:40:09,598 --> 00:40:11,827
I say, " Dad, now what?"

839
00:40:11,900 --> 00:40:14,301
He says, "I don't know. Get married."

840
00:40:14,370 --> 00:40:16,303
Eh, I mean...

841
00:40:16,371 --> 00:40:17,599
I can't get married.

842
00:40:18,774 --> 00:40:20,435
I'm a
30-year-old boy.

843
00:40:20,509 --> 00:40:22,032
We're a generation of men

844
00:40:22,110 --> 00:40:23,270
raised by women.

845
00:40:23,345 --> 00:40:25,712
I'm wondering if another woman

846
00:40:25,781 --> 00:40:27,578
is really the answer we need.

847
00:40:33,055 --> 00:40:36,252
Most of the week, we
were Ozzie and Harriet.

848
00:40:37,793 --> 00:40:38,994
But every Saturday night,

849
00:40:39,928 --> 00:40:42,362
we were finding something out.

850
00:40:42,431 --> 00:40:44,592
We were finding out more and more

851
00:40:44,666 --> 00:40:45,758
that we were not alone.

852
00:40:48,370 --> 00:40:49,632
Who turned the lights off?

853
00:40:49,705 --> 00:40:50,967
It used to be

854
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:52,701
that when I came home
angry or depressed,

855
00:40:52,775 --> 00:40:54,436
I’d just clean my condo,

856
00:40:54,510 --> 00:40:56,478
polish my Scandinavian furniture.

857
00:40:56,545 --> 00:40:58,945
I should've been
looking for a new condo.

858
00:40:59,014 --> 00:41:01,745
I should've been haggling
with my insurance company.

859
00:41:01,818 --> 00:41:05,617
I should've been upset about my
nice, neat flaming little shit.

860
00:41:05,687 --> 00:41:07,178
But I wasn't.

861
00:41:07,257 --> 00:41:08,655
The basic premise

862
00:41:08,724 --> 00:41:10,521
of cyber-netting any of fice

863
00:41:10,592 --> 00:41:11,685
is make things more efficient.

864
00:41:11,761 --> 00:41:13,023
Monday mornings, all I could do

865
00:41:13,096 --> 00:41:14,153
was think about next week.

866
00:41:14,229 --> 00:41:17,393
Can I get the icon in cornflower blue?

867
00:41:17,467 --> 00:41:18,627
Absolutely.

868
00:41:18,701 --> 00:41:22,000
Efficiency is priority
number one, people,

869
00:41:22,072 --> 00:41:24,870
because waste is a thief.

870
00:41:24,941 --> 00:41:26,601
I showed this already to my man, here.

871
00:41:26,675 --> 00:41:28,007
You liked it, didn't you?

872
00:41:31,980 --> 00:41:33,710
You can swallow a pint of blood

873
00:41:33,783 --> 00:41:35,216
before you get sick.

874
00:41:36,586 --> 00:41:39,077
It was right in everyone's face.

875
00:41:39,155 --> 00:41:41,282
Tyler and I just made it visible.

876
00:41:41,357 --> 00:41:43,587
It was on the tip of everyone's tongue.

877
00:41:43,660 --> 00:41:45,560
Tyler and I just gave it a name.

878
00:41:57,173 --> 00:42:00,006
Come on, people, you gotta go home.

879
00:42:20,598 --> 00:42:23,532
Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back.

880
00:42:45,889 --> 00:42:47,824
Every week, Tyler gave the rules

881
00:42:47,892 --> 00:42:49,189
that he and I decided.

882
00:42:49,260 --> 00:42:52,787
Gentlemen, welcome to Fight Club.

883
00:42:55,733 --> 00:42:57,598
The first rule of Fight Club is...

884
00:42:57,668 --> 00:43:00,136
you do not talk about Fight Club.

885
00:43:00,204 --> 00:43:03,002
The second rule of Fight Club is...

886
00:43:03,073 --> 00:43:06,668
you do not talk about Fight Club.

887
00:43:06,744 --> 00:43:08,178
Third rule of Fight Club-

888
00:43:08,246 --> 00:43:11,942
Someone yells "Stop!"
goes limp, taps out,

889
00:43:12,016 --> 00:43:13,541
the fight is over.

890
00:43:13,618 --> 00:43:14,777
Fourth rule-

891
00:43:14,852 --> 00:43:17,184
Only 2 guys to a fight.

892
00:43:17,254 --> 00:43:18,244
Fifth rule-

893
00:43:18,323 --> 00:43:20,790
One fight at a time, fellas.

894
00:43:21,926 --> 00:43:24,487
Sixth rule
- No shirts, no shoes.

895
00:43:24,563 --> 00:43:25,654
Seventh rule-

896
00:43:25,729 --> 00:43:28,425
Fights will go on as
long as they have to.

897
00:43:30,435 --> 00:43:32,868
And the eighth and final rule-

898
00:43:32,937 --> 00:43:37,397
If this is your first
night at Fight Club...

899
00:43:37,474 --> 00:43:39,032
you have to fight.

900
00:43:43,614 --> 00:43:45,549
This kid from work, Rick y,

901
00:43:45,617 --> 00:43:47,448
couldn't remember
whether you ordered pens

902
00:43:47,519 --> 00:43:48,678
with blue ink or black...

903
00:43:50,222 --> 00:43:51,280
Come on, man!

904
00:43:51,356 --> 00:43:53,051
But Ricky was a god for 10 minutes

905
00:43:53,124 --> 00:43:55,718
when the trounced the maitre
d' of a local food court.

906
00:43:57,929 --> 00:43:59,726
Sometimes, all you could hear

907
00:43:59,798 --> 00:44:02,028
were the flat, hard packing sounds

908
00:44:02,100 --> 00:44:03,192
over the yelling...

909
00:44:06,638 --> 00:44:09,607
or the wet choke when
someone caught their breath

910
00:44:09,674 --> 00:44:10,606
and sprayed...

911
00:44:10,675 --> 00:44:11,835
Stop!

912
00:44:11,910 --> 00:44:14,845
You weren't alive anywhere
like you were there.

913
00:44:14,913 --> 00:44:16,278
But Fight Club only exists

914
00:44:16,348 --> 00:44:18,578
in the hours between
when Fight Club starts

915
00:44:18,650 --> 00:44:20,481
and when Fight Club ends.

916
00:44:20,552 --> 00:44:23,646
Even if I could tell someone
they had a good fight,

917
00:44:23,722 --> 00:44:25,622
I wouldn't be talking to the same man.

918
00:44:25,690 --> 00:44:27,249
Who you were in Fight Club

919
00:44:27,326 --> 00:44:29,418
is not who you were in
the rest of the world.

920
00:44:29,494 --> 00:44:32,362
The guy who came to Fight
Club for the first time,

921
00:44:32,431 --> 00:44:34,422
his ass was a wad of cookie dough.

922
00:44:34,499 --> 00:44:35,796
After a few weeks,

923
00:44:35,867 --> 00:44:37,425
he was carved out of wood.

924
00:44:37,502 --> 00:44:39,528
If you could fight any celebrity,

925
00:44:39,605 --> 00:44:41,037
who would you fight?

926
00:44:41,106 --> 00:44:42,164
Alive or dead?

927
00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:44,709
It doesn't matter. Who'd be tough?

928
00:44:44,777 --> 00:44:46,607
Hemingway.

929
00:44:46,678 --> 00:44:49,204
You?

930
00:44:49,282 --> 00:44:50,374
Shatner.

931
00:44:50,449 --> 00:44:52,643
I'd fight William Shatner.

932
00:44:54,153 --> 00:44:56,713
We all started seeing
things differently.

933
00:44:56,789 --> 00:44:58,551
Everywhere we went,

934
00:44:58,623 --> 00:45:00,785
we were sizing things up.

935
00:45:05,097 --> 00:45:07,588
I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms,

936
00:45:07,667 --> 00:45:10,101
trying to look like how Calvin Klein

937
00:45:10,169 --> 00:45:12,034
or Tommy Hilfiger said they should.

938
00:45:12,104 --> 00:45:13,594
Is that what a man looks like?

939
00:45:14,740 --> 00:45:17,675
Ahh. Self-improvement is masturbation.

940
00:45:17,743 --> 00:45:20,144
And self-destruction.

941
00:45:20,213 --> 00:45:21,736
Excuse me.

942
00:45:32,892 --> 00:45:34,325
Kick his ass!

943
00:45:34,393 --> 00:45:35,861
Hit him again, man! Come on! Hit him!

944
00:45:55,981 --> 00:45:59,349
Fight Club wasn't
about winning or losing.

945
00:45:59,419 --> 00:46:01,409
It wasn't about words.

946
00:46:04,291 --> 00:46:06,690
The hysterical shouting was in tongues,

947
00:46:06,759 --> 00:46:08,921
Like in a Pentecostal church.

948
00:46:14,334 --> 00:46:15,301
- Is that it?
- Stop!

949
00:46:15,369 --> 00:46:17,360
When the fight was over,

950
00:46:17,437 --> 00:46:19,371
nothing was solved,

951
00:46:19,439 --> 00:46:20,929
but nothing mattered.

952
00:46:21,007 --> 00:46:22,440
Hey, cool.

953
00:46:24,578 --> 00:46:28,173
Afterwards, we all felt saved.

954
00:46:28,248 --> 00:46:30,341
Hey, man, how about next week?

955
00:46:30,417 --> 00:46:31,850
How about next month?

956
00:46:31,918 --> 00:46:33,112
I hear you.

957
00:46:33,186 --> 00:46:34,347
Irwin, you're in the middle.

958
00:46:34,422 --> 00:46:36,753
New guy. You, too.

959
00:46:37,924 --> 00:46:40,621
Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me.

960
00:46:40,695 --> 00:46:42,662
He fell down some stairs.

961
00:46:42,729 --> 00:46:45,290
I fell down some stairs.

962
00:46:47,467 --> 00:46:49,799
Fight Club became the
reason to cut your hair short

963
00:46:49,870 --> 00:46:52,202
or trim your fingernails.

964
00:46:52,272 --> 00:46:54,740
OK. Any historical figure.

965
00:46:54,808 --> 00:46:56,640
I'd fight Gandhi.

966
00:46:58,245 --> 00:46:59,177
Good answer.

967
00:46:59,246 --> 00:47:00,304
How about you?

968
00:47:00,380 --> 00:47:01,507
Lincoln.

969
00:47:01,582 --> 00:47:02,981
Lincoln?

970
00:47:03,050 --> 00:47:04,175
Mm.

971
00:47:04,251 --> 00:47:05,650
Big guy, big reach.

972
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:07,950
Skinny guys fight till they're burger.

973
00:47:08,022 --> 00:47:09,420
Fuck.

974
00:47:11,592 --> 00:47:14,356
Hey. Even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.

975
00:47:23,137 --> 00:47:24,729
Hello.

976
00:47:24,806 --> 00:47:25,795
Where have you been

977
00:47:25,873 --> 00:47:27,704
the last 8 weeks?

978
00:47:27,775 --> 00:47:29,072
Marla?

979
00:47:32,281 --> 00:47:33,713
How'd you find me?

980
00:47:33,781 --> 00:47:35,214
You left that forwarding number.

981
00:47:35,283 --> 00:47:38,116
I haven't seen you
in any support groups.

982
00:47:38,186 --> 00:47:39,619
We split them up.

983
00:47:39,687 --> 00:47:41,655
That was the idea, remember?

984
00:47:41,722 --> 00:47:44,520
Yeah, but you haven't
been going to yours.

985
00:47:44,592 --> 00:47:46,287
How do you know?

986
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:48,089
I cheated.

987
00:47:48,163 --> 00:47:49,959
I found a new one.

988
00:47:50,031 --> 00:47:51,794
Really?

989
00:47:51,866 --> 00:47:52,855
It's for men only.

990
00:47:52,934 --> 00:47:54,527
Like the testicle thing?

991
00:47:54,603 --> 00:47:55,728
Waaah!

992
00:47:58,974 --> 00:48:00,305
Look, this is a bad time.

993
00:48:00,375 --> 00:48:02,865
I've been going to Debtors Anonymous.

994
00:48:02,944 --> 00:48:05,038
You wanna see some
really fucked up people?

995
00:48:05,113 --> 00:48:06,478
I'm just on my way out.

996
00:48:06,548 --> 00:48:07,479
Me, too.

997
00:48:07,548 --> 00:48:08,537
I've got a stomach-full of Xanax.

998
00:48:08,616 --> 00:48:11,347
I took what was left of a bottle.

999
00:48:11,420 --> 00:48:13,478
It might have been too much.

1000
00:48:13,554 --> 00:48:15,318
Just picture watching Marla Singer

1001
00:48:15,390 --> 00:48:17,272
throw herself around
her crummy apartment.

1002
00:48:17,406 --> 00:48:19,396
But this isn't a
for-real suicide thing.

1003
00:48:19,473 --> 00:48:21,806
This is probably one of
those cry-for-help things.

1004
00:48:21,877 --> 00:48:23,310
This could go on for hours.

1005
00:48:23,378 --> 00:48:24,810
So you're staying in tonight, then?

1006
00:48:24,879 --> 00:48:26,313
do you wanna wait

1007
00:48:26,381 --> 00:48:27,746
and hear me describe death?

1008
00:48:27,816 --> 00:48:29,249
do you wanna listen

1009
00:48:29,318 --> 00:48:32,651
and see if my spirit can use a phone?

1010
00:48:34,222 --> 00:48:37,157
Have you ever heard
a death rattle before?

1011
00:49:03,519 --> 00:49:05,076
Tyler's door was closed.

1012
00:49:05,153 --> 00:49:06,677
I'd been living here for 2 months,

1013
00:49:06,755 --> 00:49:08,280
and Tyler's door was never closed.

1014
00:49:14,530 --> 00:49:16,690
You won't believe this
dream I had last night.

1015
00:49:16,765 --> 00:49:19,758
Yeah, I can hardly believe
anything about last night.

1016
00:49:29,612 --> 00:49:31,512
What-What are you doing here?

1017
00:49:35,251 --> 00:49:36,377
What?

1018
00:49:36,452 --> 00:49:38,851
This is my house. What
are you doing in my house?

1019
00:49:41,391 --> 00:49:42,358
Fuck you.

1020
00:49:56,239 --> 00:49:57,866
Ha ha! Ohh...

1021
00:49:57,940 --> 00:50:01,308
Oh, you got some fucked-up
friends, I'm tellin' you.

1022
00:50:02,378 --> 00:50:04,005
Limber, though...

1023
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:05,377
silly coos.

1024
00:50:07,084 --> 00:50:09,517
So, I come in last night.
Phone's of f the hook.

1025
00:50:09,585 --> 00:50:11,417
Guess who's on the other end.

1026
00:50:11,488 --> 00:50:13,648
I already knew the story
before he told it to me.

1027
00:50:17,261 --> 00:50:19,592
Have you ever heard
a death rattle before?

1028
00:50:19,662 --> 00:50:22,530
do you think it'll live up to its name?

1029
00:50:22,599 --> 00:50:26,591
Or will it just be a death... hairball?

1030
00:50:29,807 --> 00:50:33,573
Prepare... to evacuate soul.

1031
00:50:35,546 --> 00:50:37,172
9...

1032
00:50:37,246 --> 00:50:38,214
8...

1033
00:50:38,282 --> 00:50:40,614
Now, how could Tyler, of all people,

1034
00:50:40,684 --> 00:50:44,814
think it was a bad thing that
Marla Singer was about to die?

1035
00:50:44,888 --> 00:50:46,788
5...

1036
00:50:46,857 --> 00:50:48,757
4...

1037
00:50:48,826 --> 00:50:50,589
3... Oh, hang on.

1038
00:50:56,366 --> 00:50:58,425
You got here fast.

1039
00:51:00,037 --> 00:51:02,164
Did I call you?

1040
00:51:03,841 --> 00:51:04,773
Huh?

1041
00:51:05,909 --> 00:51:06,841
Hey.

1042
00:51:13,250 --> 00:51:15,913
The mattress is all
sealed in slippery plastic.

1043
00:51:19,189 --> 00:51:22,420
Oh, don't worry. It's
not a threat to you.

1044
00:51:24,928 --> 00:51:26,294
Oh, fuck.

1045
00:51:26,364 --> 00:51:28,593
Somebody called the cops.

1046
00:51:40,777 --> 00:51:42,109
Hey, where's 513?

1047
00:51:42,180 --> 00:51:44,614
End of the hall.

1048
00:51:44,682 --> 00:51:46,171
You know, the girl who lives there

1049
00:51:46,250 --> 00:51:48,583
used to be a charming, lovely girl.

1050
00:51:48,653 --> 00:51:50,847
She's lost faith in herself.

1051
00:51:50,921 --> 00:51:51,854
Miss Singer!

1052
00:51:51,923 --> 00:51:53,754
She's a monster.

1053
00:51:53,825 --> 00:51:55,452
You have every reason to live!

1054
00:51:55,527 --> 00:51:57,961
She's infectious human waste!

1055
00:51:58,029 --> 00:51:58,961
Miss Singer!

1056
00:51:59,030 --> 00:52:00,998
Good luck trying to save her!

1057
00:52:07,506 --> 00:52:11,100
If I fall asleep, I'm done for.

1058
00:52:12,544 --> 00:52:15,445
You're gonna have to keep me up...

1059
00:52:15,513 --> 00:52:17,504
all... night.

1060
00:52:17,582 --> 00:52:19,948
Un-fucking-believable.

1061
00:52:20,018 --> 00:52:22,179
He was obviously able to handle it.

1062
00:52:22,253 --> 00:52:23,414
You know what I mean. You fucked her.

1063
00:52:24,723 --> 00:52:25,984
No, I didn't.

1064
00:52:26,057 --> 00:52:27,547
Never?

1065
00:52:27,625 --> 00:52:28,557
No.

1066
00:52:29,929 --> 00:52:31,190
You're not into her, are you?

1067
00:52:31,262 --> 00:52:33,662
No! God, not at all.

1068
00:52:33,731 --> 00:52:36,064
I am Jack’s raging bile duct.

1069
00:52:36,135 --> 00:52:38,125
Are you sure? You can tell me.

1070
00:52:38,202 --> 00:52:39,693
Believe me, I'm sure.

1071
00:52:39,772 --> 00:52:40,739
Put a gun to my head

1072
00:52:40,806 --> 00:52:42,670
and paint the walls with my brains.

1073
00:52:42,740 --> 00:52:43,934
That's good, 'cause she's a predator

1074
00:52:44,008 --> 00:52:45,408
posing as a house pet.

1075
00:52:45,477 --> 00:52:47,502
Stay away from that one.

1076
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:50,914
And the shit that came
out of this woman's mouth

1077
00:52:50,983 --> 00:52:51,915
I ain't never heard.

1078
00:52:51,984 --> 00:52:53,178
My God.

1079
00:52:53,252 --> 00:52:56,119
I haven't been fucked like
that since grade school.

1080
00:52:57,222 --> 00:52:58,246
Uhh!

1081
00:52:58,324 --> 00:53:00,120
How could Tyler not go for that?

1082
00:53:00,191 --> 00:53:01,659
The night before last, he was splicing

1083
00:53:01,727 --> 00:53:03,524
sex organs into Cinderella.

1084
00:53:03,596 --> 00:53:04,654
Marla doesn't need a lover.

1085
00:53:04,730 --> 00:53:06,197
She needs a fucking case worker.

1086
00:53:06,265 --> 00:53:08,893
She needs a wash. And she's
in love with sport fuckin'.

1087
00:53:08,968 --> 00:53:11,095
She invaded my support groups.

1088
00:53:11,170 --> 00:53:12,603
Now she'd invaded my home.

1089
00:53:12,671 --> 00:53:14,605
Hey, hey. Sit down.

1090
00:53:18,911 --> 00:53:21,539
Now, listen. Can't have
you talking to her about me.

1091
00:53:21,615 --> 00:53:22,945
Why would I talk to her-

1092
00:53:23,015 --> 00:53:25,006
You say anything about me
or what goes on in this house

1093
00:53:25,084 --> 00:53:28,417
to her or to anybody, we're done.

1094
00:53:28,487 --> 00:53:29,681
Now, promise me.

1095
00:53:29,755 --> 00:53:30,687
OK.

1096
00:53:30,756 --> 00:53:31,688
You promise?

1097
00:53:31,757 --> 00:53:33,623
- Yeah, I promise.
- Promise.

1098
00:53:33,693 --> 00:53:35,182
I just said I promise.

1099
00:53:35,260 --> 00:53:36,852
That's 3 times you promised.

1100
00:53:39,265 --> 00:53:41,164
If only I had wasted a couple of minutes

1101
00:53:41,233 --> 00:53:43,395
and gone to watch Marla Singer die,

1102
00:53:43,470 --> 00:53:45,028
none of this would've happened.

1103
00:53:45,105 --> 00:53:47,971
Unhh! Unhh! Unhh!

1104
00:53:48,041 --> 00:53:48,973
Unhh!

1105
00:53:50,043 --> 00:53:52,510
Yeah! Oh! Harder! Harder!

1106
00:53:52,578 --> 00:53:54,547
Yeah! Ooh! Aah!

1107
00:53:54,614 --> 00:53:57,241
Aah! Ohh! Aah!

1108
00:54:00,553 --> 00:54:02,986
I could've moved to another room...

1109
00:54:03,055 --> 00:54:05,923
on the third floor, where
I might not have heard them.

1110
00:54:05,992 --> 00:54:06,924
Oh, baby!

1111
00:54:06,993 --> 00:54:08,619
But I didn't.

1112
00:54:17,404 --> 00:54:18,336
Ohh!

1113
00:54:18,405 --> 00:54:21,806
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1114
00:54:21,875 --> 00:54:24,036
Ohh! Ohh! Aaahh!

1115
00:54:24,110 --> 00:54:26,101
Aah! Aah! Aah!

1116
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:30,244
- Aah! Ohhh! Ohh!
- Ow!

1117
00:54:31,351 --> 00:54:32,283
Ohh!

1118
00:54:33,353 --> 00:54:34,980
What are you doin'?

1119
00:54:35,055 --> 00:54:37,421
Just goin' to bed.

1120
00:54:38,491 --> 00:54:39,924
Want to finish her of f?

1121
00:54:39,993 --> 00:54:40,925
Uhh... oh!

1122
00:54:42,096 --> 00:54:43,027
No.

1123
00:54:43,096 --> 00:54:44,028
No, thank you.

1124
00:54:44,097 --> 00:54:46,031
I found the cigarettes.

1125
00:54:46,099 --> 00:54:48,364
Who are you talking to?

1126
00:54:48,435 --> 00:54:49,493
Shut up.

1127
00:54:49,569 --> 00:54:52,539
I became the calm little
center of the world.

1128
00:54:53,941 --> 00:54:55,532
I was the Zen master.

1129
00:54:55,608 --> 00:54:57,304
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1130
00:55:00,714 --> 00:55:03,479
I wrote little haiku poems.

1131
00:55:03,551 --> 00:55:05,280
I e-mailed them to everyone.

1132
00:55:06,553 --> 00:55:07,782
Is that your blood?

1133
00:55:10,224 --> 00:55:11,622
Some of it, yeah.

1134
00:55:11,691 --> 00:55:13,216
You can't smoke in here.

1135
00:55:14,428 --> 00:55:16,692
Take the rest of the day of f.

1136
00:55:16,764 --> 00:55:19,324
Come back Monday with
some clean clothes.

1137
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:20,833
Get yourself together.

1138
00:55:20,901 --> 00:55:23,995
I got right in everyone's
hostile little face.

1139
00:55:24,071 --> 00:55:26,335
Yes, these are bruises from fighting.

1140
00:55:26,407 --> 00:55:28,500
Yes, I'm comfortable with that.

1141
00:55:28,576 --> 00:55:30,043
I... am enlightened.

1142
00:55:32,747 --> 00:55:34,442
You give up the condo life...

1143
00:55:34,515 --> 00:55:37,348
give up all your flaming
worldly possessions...

1144
00:55:37,418 --> 00:55:39,113
go live in a dilapidated house

1145
00:55:39,187 --> 00:55:41,313
in a toxic waste part of town...

1146
00:55:41,388 --> 00:55:43,686
and you have to come home to this.

1147
00:55:43,758 --> 00:55:45,021
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1148
00:55:50,866 --> 00:55:52,924
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

1149
00:55:55,670 --> 00:55:56,602
Hello?

1150
00:55:56,671 --> 00:55:58,035
Yes. This is Detective Stern

1151
00:55:58,105 --> 00:55:59,936
with the Arson Unit.

1152
00:56:00,007 --> 00:56:01,202
We have some new information

1153
00:56:01,276 --> 00:56:03,641
about the incident at your former condo.

1154
00:56:03,711 --> 00:56:04,735
Yes?

1155
00:56:04,812 --> 00:56:05,973
I don't know if you’re aware,

1156
00:56:06,047 --> 00:56:08,379
but it seems that someone sprayed Freon

1157
00:56:08,450 --> 00:56:09,746
into your front door lock,

1158
00:56:09,817 --> 00:56:13,117
then tapped it with a chisel
to shatter the cylinder.

1159
00:56:13,188 --> 00:56:14,779
No, I wasn't aware of that at all.

1160
00:56:14,855 --> 00:56:16,686
I am Jack’s cold sweat.

1161
00:56:16,820 --> 00:56:18,947
Does this sound strange to you?

1162
00:56:19,022 --> 00:56:20,921
Uh, yes, sir. Strange. Very strange.

1163
00:56:20,989 --> 00:56:21,922
The dynamite-

1164
00:56:21,991 --> 00:56:22,923
Dynamite?

1165
00:56:22,992 --> 00:56:24,050
Left a residue

1166
00:56:24,127 --> 00:56:27,255
of ammonium oxalate potassium chloride.

1167
00:56:27,330 --> 00:56:29,298
do you know what this means?

1168
00:56:29,365 --> 00:56:30,832
No. What does it mean?

1169
00:56:30,900 --> 00:56:32,800
It means it was homemade.

1170
00:56:34,037 --> 00:56:35,527
I'm sorry. This is just coming

1171
00:56:35,605 --> 00:56:37,163
as quite a shock to me, sir.

1172
00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:39,208
See, whoever set this homemade dynamite

1173
00:56:39,275 --> 00:56:40,833
could've blown out your pilot light

1174
00:56:40,910 --> 00:56:42,776
days before the actual explosion.

1175
00:56:42,847 --> 00:56:44,677
The gas was just the detonator.

1176
00:56:44,748 --> 00:56:46,147
Who would go and do such a thing?

1177
00:56:46,216 --> 00:56:47,478
I'll ask the questions.

1178
00:56:47,550 --> 00:56:49,814
Tell him. Tell him the liberator

1179
00:56:49,886 --> 00:56:52,616
who destroyed my property
has realigned my perception.

1180
00:56:52,689 --> 00:56:54,351
Excuse me. Are you there?

1181
00:56:54,425 --> 00:56:56,358
No, I am listening. It's
a little hard to know

1182
00:56:56,426 --> 00:56:57,791
what to make of all this.

1183
00:56:57,861 --> 00:56:59,989
Have you recently made
enemies with anyone

1184
00:57:00,064 --> 00:57:02,361
who might have access
to homemade dynamite?

1185
00:57:02,432 --> 00:57:03,524
- Enemies?
- Reject the basic

1186
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:05,034
assumption of civilization,

1187
00:57:05,102 --> 00:57:06,898
especially the importance
of material possessions.

1188
00:57:06,970 --> 00:57:08,403
Son, this is serious.

1189
00:57:08,471 --> 00:57:09,837
Yes, I know it's serious.

1190
00:57:09,907 --> 00:57:10,839
I mean that.

1191
00:57:10,908 --> 00:57:12,499
Yes, it's very serious.

1192
00:57:12,575 --> 00:57:15,511
Look, nobody takes this
more seriously than me.

1193
00:57:15,579 --> 00:57:17,876
That condo was my life.

1194
00:57:17,947 --> 00:57:21,907
OK? I loved every stick
of furniture in that place.

1195
00:57:21,986 --> 00:57:23,885
That was not just a bunch of stuff

1196
00:57:23,953 --> 00:57:25,046
that got destroyed.

1197
00:57:25,122 --> 00:57:26,146
It was me!

1198
00:57:26,223 --> 00:57:27,656
I'd like to thank the Academy.

1199
00:57:27,725 --> 00:57:29,385
Is this not a good time for you?

1200
00:57:29,459 --> 00:57:31,223
Just tell him you fuckin' did it.

1201
00:57:31,295 --> 00:57:32,227
Shhh!

1202
00:57:32,296 --> 00:57:33,820
Tell him you blew it all up.

1203
00:57:33,898 --> 00:57:36,458
That's what he wants to hear.

1204
00:57:36,534 --> 00:57:37,796
Are you still there?

1205
00:57:37,868 --> 00:57:40,462
Wait. Are you saying that I'm a suspect?

1206
00:57:40,538 --> 00:57:43,132
No, no. I may need to talk
to you a little further,

1207
00:57:43,207 --> 00:57:45,141
so how about you just lettin' me
know if you’re gonna leave town?

1208
00:57:45,209 --> 00:57:46,302
OK?

1209
00:57:46,377 --> 00:57:47,469
OK.

1210
00:57:51,048 --> 00:57:52,242
Except for their humping,

1211
00:57:52,316 --> 00:57:55,080
Tyler and Marla were
never in the same room.

1212
00:57:55,152 --> 00:57:58,178
My parents pulled this
exact same act for years.

1213
00:57:58,255 --> 00:58:02,090
The condom is the glass
slipper of our generation.

1214
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:05,094
You slip one on when
you meet a stranger.

1215
00:58:05,162 --> 00:58:07,563
You... dance all night.

1216
00:58:07,632 --> 00:58:09,792
Then you throw it away.

1217
00:58:09,867 --> 00:58:12,267
The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.

1218
00:58:13,672 --> 00:58:15,138
What?

1219
00:58:20,011 --> 00:58:22,808
I got this dress at a
thrift store for $1.00.

1220
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:24,781
It was worth every penny.

1221
00:58:24,850 --> 00:58:26,749
It's a bridesmaid's dress.

1222
00:58:28,787 --> 00:58:31,278
Someone loved it... intensely

1223
00:58:31,356 --> 00:58:33,789
for one day...

1224
00:58:33,859 --> 00:58:35,326
then tossed it.

1225
00:58:37,429 --> 00:58:39,624
Like a Christmas tree...

1226
00:58:39,698 --> 00:58:41,188
so special...

1227
00:58:42,434 --> 00:58:44,994
then... bam...

1228
00:58:45,070 --> 00:58:47,630
it's on the side of the road...

1229
00:58:47,706 --> 00:58:49,970
tinsel still clinging to it...

1230
00:58:51,877 --> 00:58:54,778
Like a sex crime victim...

1231
00:58:54,846 --> 00:58:57,371
underwear inside out...

1232
00:58:57,449 --> 00:58:59,280
bound with electrical tape.

1233
00:58:59,351 --> 00:59:00,614
Well, then it suits you.

1234
00:59:01,853 --> 00:59:03,684
You can borrow it sometime.

1235
00:59:11,163 --> 00:59:12,424
Get rid of her.

1236
00:59:13,665 --> 00:59:14,927
Why can't you get rid of her?

1237
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:16,161
Don't mention me.

1238
00:59:16,235 --> 00:59:17,759
I'm 6 years old again,

1239
00:59:17,837 --> 00:59:20,066
passing messages between parents.

1240
00:59:24,009 --> 00:59:25,601
I really think it's
time you got out of here.

1241
00:59:25,677 --> 00:59:26,906
Don't worry. I'm leaving.

1242
00:59:26,979 --> 00:59:27,911
Not that we don't love
your little visits.

1243
00:59:27,980 --> 00:59:29,379
You are such a nut case.

1244
00:59:29,448 --> 00:59:30,971
I can't even begin to keep up.

1245
00:59:32,985 --> 00:59:35,782
<i>Gotta get of f</i>

1246
00:59:35,854 --> 00:59:36,946
Thanks. Bye.

1247
00:59:37,022 --> 00:59:42,859
<i>Gotta get of f
this merry-go-round</i>

1248
00:59:47,967 --> 00:59:50,026
<i>Gotta get on where</i>

1249
00:59:52,204 --> 00:59:53,603
You kids.

1250
00:59:53,673 --> 00:59:56,904
Wh... Why do you still
waste time with her?

1251
00:59:59,211 --> 01:00:00,701
I'll say this about Marla-

1252
01:00:00,780 --> 01:00:02,907
at least she's tryin' to hit bottom.

1253
01:00:02,982 --> 01:00:04,313
What, and I'm not?

1254
01:00:04,383 --> 01:00:05,475
Stickin' feathers up your butt

1255
01:00:05,551 --> 01:00:06,575
does not make you a chicken.

1256
01:00:08,054 --> 01:00:09,386
What are we doin' tonight?

1257
01:00:09,456 --> 01:00:11,150
- Tonight?
- Yeah.

1258
01:00:11,223 --> 01:00:13,214
We make soap.

1259
01:00:13,292 --> 01:00:14,385
Really.

1260
01:00:14,461 --> 01:00:15,518
To make soap, first we render fat.

1261
01:00:36,075 --> 01:00:37,940
The salt balance has to be just right,

1262
01:00:38,010 --> 01:00:40,705
so the best fat for making
soap comes from humans.

1263
01:00:41,848 --> 01:00:43,042
Wait. What is this place?

1264
01:00:43,116 --> 01:00:44,582
A liposuction clinic.

1265
01:00:52,925 --> 01:00:53,983
Aha! Pay dirt.

1266
01:00:55,094 --> 01:00:58,222
The richest, creamiest fat in the world.

1267
01:00:58,297 --> 01:00:59,696
Fat of the land.

1268
01:01:07,139 --> 01:01:08,072
Come on.

1269
01:01:12,646 --> 01:01:14,169
Oh, God! Oh!

1270
01:01:14,247 --> 01:01:15,874
Get another one. Unhh!

1271
01:01:22,455 --> 01:01:24,548
As the fat renders, the
tallows float to the surface.

1272
01:01:24,624 --> 01:01:26,387
Like in Boy Scouts.

1273
01:01:26,459 --> 01:01:28,860
I can imagine you as a Boy Scout.

1274
01:01:28,929 --> 01:01:29,918
Keep stirrin'.

1275
01:01:32,899 --> 01:01:34,197
Once the tallow hardens,

1276
01:01:34,268 --> 01:01:36,462
we skim of f a layer of glycerin.

1277
01:01:36,536 --> 01:01:38,868
If you were to add nitric
acid, you got nitroglycerin.

1278
01:01:38,938 --> 01:01:40,201
If you were then to add sodium nitrate

1279
01:01:40,274 --> 01:01:42,901
and a dash of sawdust, you got dynamite.

1280
01:01:42,975 --> 01:01:44,773
Yeah, with enough soap,

1281
01:01:44,845 --> 01:01:47,143
we could blow up just about anything.

1282
01:01:47,214 --> 01:01:49,147
Tyler was full of useful information.

1283
01:01:49,215 --> 01:01:51,616
Now, ancient peoples found
that clothes got cleaner

1284
01:01:51,685 --> 01:01:53,481
when they washed them at a
certain point in the river.

1285
01:01:53,553 --> 01:01:55,112
- You know why?
- No.

1286
01:01:58,791 --> 01:02:00,350
Human sacrifices were once made

1287
01:02:00,427 --> 01:02:01,792
on the hills above this river.

1288
01:02:01,862 --> 01:02:04,023
Bodies burned. Water seeped
into the wood and ashes

1289
01:02:04,097 --> 01:02:05,758
to create lye.

1290
01:02:05,832 --> 01:02:08,130
This is lye, the crucial ingredient.

1291
01:02:08,202 --> 01:02:09,931
Once it mixed with the
melted fat of bodies,

1292
01:02:10,003 --> 01:02:11,470
a thick, white, soapy discharge

1293
01:02:11,538 --> 01:02:13,938
crept into the river. May
I see your hand, please?

1294
01:02:22,082 --> 01:02:23,276
What is this?

1295
01:02:23,350 --> 01:02:24,783
This... is chemical burn.

1296
01:02:24,851 --> 01:02:25,943
Uh-Aah! Aah!

1297
01:02:26,019 --> 01:02:27,884
It'll hurt more than
you've ever been burned,

1298
01:02:27,955 --> 01:02:29,513
and you will have a scar.

1299
01:02:29,590 --> 01:02:32,992
if meditation worked for
cancer, it could work for this.

1300
01:02:33,061 --> 01:02:34,823
Stay with the pain.
Don't shove to center.

1301
01:02:34,895 --> 01:02:36,522
No, no! Oh, God!

1302
01:02:36,597 --> 01:02:37,997
Look at your hand.

1303
01:02:38,066 --> 01:02:39,430
The first soap was made
from the ashes of heroes,

1304
01:02:39,499 --> 01:02:41,057
Like the first monkey shot into space.

1305
01:02:41,134 --> 01:02:42,796
Without pain, without sacrifice,

1306
01:02:42,870 --> 01:02:44,167
we would have nothin'.

1307
01:02:44,239 --> 01:02:47,173
I tried not to think of the
the words "sear" or "flesh."

1308
01:02:47,241 --> 01:02:48,766
Stop it! This is your pain.

1309
01:02:48,843 --> 01:02:50,401
This is your burning
hand. It's right here.

1310
01:02:50,477 --> 01:02:51,535
I'm going to my cave.

1311
01:02:51,612 --> 01:02:53,171
I'm going to my cave
and find my power animal.

1312
01:02:53,248 --> 01:02:56,307
No! Don't deal with it the
way those dead people do!

1313
01:02:56,383 --> 01:02:57,315
Come on!

1314
01:02:57,384 --> 01:02:58,545
I get the point! OK! Please!

1315
01:02:58,620 --> 01:03:00,212
No. What you're feeling
is premature enlightenment.

1316
01:03:04,892 --> 01:03:06,757
This is the greatest
moment of your life, man,

1317
01:03:06,828 --> 01:03:09,854
and you're of f somewhere-

1318
01:03:09,931 --> 01:03:11,398
Shut up.

1319
01:03:11,466 --> 01:03:12,933
Our fathers were our models for God.

1320
01:03:13,001 --> 01:03:14,262
If our fathers bailed,

1321
01:03:14,335 --> 01:03:16,132
what does that tell you about God?

1322
01:03:16,204 --> 01:03:17,136
No, no.

1323
01:03:17,205 --> 01:03:18,900
Listen to me.

1324
01:03:18,973 --> 01:03:20,907
You have to consider the possibility

1325
01:03:20,975 --> 01:03:23,034
that God does not like you,

1326
01:03:23,111 --> 01:03:24,169
He never wanted you.

1327
01:03:24,245 --> 01:03:26,611
In all probability, He hates you.

1328
01:03:26,681 --> 01:03:28,512
This is not the worst
thing that can happen.

1329
01:03:28,583 --> 01:03:30,279
We don't need Him.

1330
01:03:30,352 --> 01:03:31,375
We don't! I agree!

1331
01:03:31,452 --> 01:03:33,249
Fuck damnation, man. Fuck redemption.

1332
01:03:33,321 --> 01:03:34,754
We are God's unwanted children?

1333
01:03:34,822 --> 01:03:35,915
So be it!

1334
01:03:37,358 --> 01:03:39,189
Listen! You can run water over your hand

1335
01:03:39,260 --> 01:03:41,559
to make it worse,
or- Look at me-

1336
01:03:41,630 --> 01:03:43,893
or you can use vinegar
to neutralize the burn.

1337
01:03:43,965 --> 01:03:45,193
Please let me have some! Please!

1338
01:03:45,266 --> 01:03:46,894
First you have to give up.

1339
01:03:46,969 --> 01:03:50,267
First you have to know, not fear,

1340
01:03:50,338 --> 01:03:53,240
know that someday you're gonna die.

1341
01:03:53,309 --> 01:03:55,071
You don't know how this feels!

1342
01:04:00,448 --> 01:04:01,608
It's only after we've lost everything

1343
01:04:01,683 --> 01:04:03,709
that we're free to do anything.

1344
01:04:05,687 --> 01:04:06,619
OK.

1345
01:04:21,904 --> 01:04:23,166
Congratulations.

1346
01:04:23,238 --> 01:04:26,105
You're one step closer
to hitting bottom.

1347
01:04:28,577 --> 01:04:30,704
Tyler sold his soap to department stores

1348
01:04:30,779 --> 01:04:32,542
at $20 a bar.

1349
01:04:32,614 --> 01:04:33,979
God knows what they charged.

1350
01:04:34,049 --> 01:04:36,711
This is the best soap.

1351
01:04:36,785 --> 01:04:38,309
Why, thank you, Suzie.

1352
01:04:38,387 --> 01:04:39,877
It was beautiful.

1353
01:04:39,955 --> 01:04:41,354
We were selling rich women

1354
01:04:41,423 --> 01:04:43,721
their own fat asses back to them.

1355
01:04:45,227 --> 01:04:46,854
He was wearing his yellow tie.

1356
01:04:46,929 --> 01:04:49,523
I didn't even wear a
tie to work anymore.

1357
01:04:49,599 --> 01:04:51,190
"The first rule of Fight Club

1358
01:04:51,266 --> 01:04:52,961
is you don't talk about Fight Club"?

1359
01:04:53,035 --> 01:04:54,696
I'm half asleep again.

1360
01:04:54,770 --> 01:04:56,602
I must've left the original
in the copy machine.

1361
01:04:56,672 --> 01:04:59,163
"The second rule of Fight Club
-" is this yours?

1362
01:04:59,241 --> 01:05:00,971
Huh?

1363
01:05:01,044 --> 01:05:02,533
Pretend you're me.

1364
01:05:02,611 --> 01:05:04,374
Make a managerial decision.

1365
01:05:04,446 --> 01:05:07,075
You find this. What would you do?

1366
01:05:11,788 --> 01:05:13,722
Well, I gotta tell ya...

1367
01:05:13,790 --> 01:05:17,317
I'd be very, very careful
who you talk to about that.

1368
01:05:17,394 --> 01:05:19,089
Because the person who wrote that...

1369
01:05:19,162 --> 01:05:20,890
is dangerous.

1370
01:05:20,963 --> 01:05:23,865
And this buttoned-down,
oxford-cloth psycho

1371
01:05:23,933 --> 01:05:25,490
might just snap

1372
01:05:25,567 --> 01:05:28,162
and then stalk from of fice to of fice

1373
01:05:28,238 --> 01:05:31,935
with an Armilade AR-10
carbine gas-powered

1374
01:05:32,008 --> 01:05:33,566
semi-automatic weapon,

1375
01:05:33,643 --> 01:05:35,508
pumping round after round

1376
01:05:35,578 --> 01:05:37,478
into colleagues and coworkers.

1377
01:05:38,782 --> 01:05:42,183
This might be someone
you've known for years...

1378
01:05:42,252 --> 01:05:45,619
someone very... very... close to you.

1379
01:05:45,688 --> 01:05:48,782
Tyler's words coming out of my mouth.

1380
01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:52,323
And I used to be such a nice guy.

1381
01:05:52,395 --> 01:05:54,659
Maybe you shouldn't bring me
every little piece of trash

1382
01:05:54,731 --> 01:05:56,358
you happen to pick up.

1383
01:05:59,170 --> 01:06:01,034
Liability.

1384
01:06:01,104 --> 01:06:02,799
My tit's gonna rot of f.

1385
01:06:04,775 --> 01:06:06,298
Will you excuse me? I need to take this.

1386
01:06:12,615 --> 01:06:14,014
What're you talking about?

1387
01:06:14,083 --> 01:06:16,279
I need you to check and see
if there's a lump in my breast.

1388
01:06:16,353 --> 01:06:17,979
Go to a hospital.

1389
01:06:18,054 --> 01:06:20,250
I can't afford to throw
money away on a doctor.

1390
01:06:21,792 --> 01:06:23,520
I don't know about this, Marla.

1391
01:06:23,593 --> 01:06:25,289
Please?

1392
01:06:25,362 --> 01:06:27,091
She didn't call Tyler.

1393
01:06:27,164 --> 01:06:29,324
I'm neutral in her book.

1394
01:06:31,569 --> 01:06:32,661
That's nice.

1395
01:06:32,736 --> 01:06:34,293
Taking food to Mrs...

1396
01:06:34,370 --> 01:06:35,736
Hanna burr, Mrs. Raines?

1397
01:06:35,806 --> 01:06:37,171
Who are they... exactly?

1398
01:06:37,241 --> 01:06:39,004
Tragically, they're dead.

1399
01:06:39,076 --> 01:06:40,873
I'm alive, and I'm in poverty.

1400
01:06:40,945 --> 01:06:41,877
You want any?

1401
01:06:41,946 --> 01:06:42,878
No. No.

1402
01:06:42,947 --> 01:06:44,244
I got one for you.

1403
01:06:44,315 --> 01:06:45,679
Thanks for the thought.

1404
01:06:47,585 --> 01:06:49,849
What happened to your hand?

1405
01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:51,080
Uh... nothin'.

1406
01:06:52,189 --> 01:06:53,121
Right there.

1407
01:06:53,190 --> 01:06:54,122
Uhh.

1408
01:06:55,426 --> 01:06:56,860
Feel anything?

1409
01:06:56,928 --> 01:06:57,859
No.

1410
01:06:57,928 --> 01:06:59,190
Well, make sure.

1411
01:07:01,098 --> 01:07:03,191
Ok, I'm
- I'm pretty sure.

1412
01:07:03,267 --> 01:07:04,325
You feel nothing.

1413
01:07:04,401 --> 01:07:06,426
No. Nothing.

1414
01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:10,373
Well, that's a relief.

1415
01:07:10,441 --> 01:07:11,703
Thank you.

1416
01:07:11,775 --> 01:07:13,710
Uh, um... no problem.

1417
01:07:13,778 --> 01:07:15,904
I wish I could return the favor.

1418
01:07:15,980 --> 01:07:18,074
There's not a lot of breast
cancer in the men in my family.

1419
01:07:18,149 --> 01:07:19,582
Could check your prostate.

1420
01:07:19,651 --> 01:07:21,641
I think I'm OK.

1421
01:07:21,719 --> 01:07:23,654
Well, thanks, anyway.

1422
01:07:28,727 --> 01:07:29,955
Are we done?

1423
01:07:30,028 --> 01:07:33,394
Yeah, we're done. See you... around.

1424
01:07:50,735 --> 01:07:51,667
Cornelius?

1425
01:07:52,837 --> 01:07:53,769
Cornelius!

1426
01:07:55,240 --> 01:07:56,537
It's me...

1427
01:07:56,608 --> 01:07:57,973
Bob!

1428
01:07:58,043 --> 01:07:59,442
Hey... Bob.

1429
01:08:01,346 --> 01:08:03,007
Hey. Uhh!

1430
01:08:03,081 --> 01:08:04,275
We all thought you were dead.

1431
01:08:04,349 --> 01:08:06,510
No, no. Still here.

1432
01:08:06,584 --> 01:08:08,518
How are you, Bob?

1433
01:08:08,586 --> 01:08:10,417
Better than I've ever
been in my whole life.

1434
01:08:10,488 --> 01:08:13,184
Really. You still
remaining men together?

1435
01:08:13,258 --> 01:08:15,351
No, no. I got somethin'
so much better now.

1436
01:08:15,427 --> 01:08:16,918
Really. What is it?

1437
01:08:18,396 --> 01:08:20,125
Well...

1438
01:08:20,198 --> 01:08:22,292
first rule is...

1439
01:08:22,368 --> 01:08:24,198
I'm not supposed to talk about it.

1440
01:08:25,336 --> 01:08:26,702
And the second rule is,

1441
01:08:26,772 --> 01:08:28,501
I'm not supposed to talk about it.

1442
01:08:28,574 --> 01:08:30,165
And the third rule is...

1443
01:08:30,241 --> 01:08:32,642
Bob. Bob. I'm a member.

1444
01:08:32,711 --> 01:08:35,235
Look at my face, Bob.

1445
01:08:37,383 --> 01:08:39,544
That's fuckin'
- That's fuckin' great.

1446
01:08:39,618 --> 01:08:41,551
I've... I’ve never seen you there.

1447
01:08:41,619 --> 01:08:43,349
I go Tuesdays and Thursdays.

1448
01:08:43,422 --> 01:08:45,390
I go Saturday.

1449
01:08:45,458 --> 01:08:46,719
Congratulations.

1450
01:08:47,860 --> 01:08:49,885
Yeah. Hey, to both of us, right?

1451
01:08:49,962 --> 01:08:51,691
Have you heard about the
guy that invented this thing?

1452
01:08:51,764 --> 01:08:53,391
Well, uh, yeah, actually. I-

1453
01:08:53,466 --> 01:08:55,661
I hear all kinds of things.

1454
01:08:55,734 --> 01:09:00,000
Supposedly... he was born
in a mental institution.

1455
01:09:00,072 --> 01:09:03,667
And he sleeps only one hour a night.

1456
01:09:03,742 --> 01:09:05,073
He's a great man.

1457
01:09:05,144 --> 01:09:06,076
Oh...

1458
01:09:06,145 --> 01:09:08,409
do you know about Tyler Durden?

1459
01:09:17,456 --> 01:09:18,980
Ha ha ha!

1460
01:09:24,029 --> 01:09:25,554
Take him down!

1461
01:09:25,632 --> 01:09:27,258
Take him down!

1462
01:09:27,333 --> 01:09:28,698
Take him down!

1463
01:09:33,873 --> 01:09:36,138
I didn't hurt you, did I?

1464
01:09:36,209 --> 01:09:38,802
Actually, you did.

1465
01:09:38,878 --> 01:09:40,470
Thank you for this.

1466
01:09:40,546 --> 01:09:42,674
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

1467
01:09:42,749 --> 01:09:43,680
Fight Club.

1468
01:09:43,749 --> 01:09:45,649
Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob.

1469
01:09:45,718 --> 01:09:47,311
This was mine and Tyler's gift...

1470
01:09:47,454 --> 01:09:49,580
our gift to the world.

1471
01:09:49,655 --> 01:09:51,487
Look around. Look around.

1472
01:09:51,558 --> 01:09:53,458
I see a lot of new faces.

1473
01:09:53,527 --> 01:09:54,459
- Ha ha!
- Ha ha!

1474
01:09:54,528 --> 01:09:55,516
Shut up!

1475
01:09:56,830 --> 01:09:58,661
Which means a lot of you

1476
01:09:58,732 --> 01:10:01,632
have been breaking the
first 2 rules of Fight Club.

1477
01:10:09,910 --> 01:10:11,172
Man, I see in Fight Club

1478
01:10:11,244 --> 01:10:14,111
the strongest and smartest
men who've ever lived.

1479
01:10:14,181 --> 01:10:16,672
I see all this potential.

1480
01:10:16,750 --> 01:10:18,047
And I see squandering.

1481
01:10:19,419 --> 01:10:20,511
God damn it.

1482
01:10:20,587 --> 01:10:23,523
An entire generation pumping gas...

1483
01:10:23,591 --> 01:10:25,080
waiting tables...

1484
01:10:25,158 --> 01:10:27,092
slaves with white collars.

1485
01:10:29,930 --> 01:10:32,990
Advertising has its taste
in cars and clothes...

1486
01:10:33,066 --> 01:10:36,297
working jobs we hate so we
can buy shit we don't need.

1487
01:10:40,107 --> 01:10:42,700
We're the middle
children of history, man.

1488
01:10:42,776 --> 01:10:45,211
No purpose or place.

1489
01:10:45,279 --> 01:10:48,714
We have no Great War...
no Great Depression.

1490
01:10:51,285 --> 01:10:54,048
Our Great War's a spiritual war.

1491
01:10:54,120 --> 01:10:57,352
Our Great Depression is our lives.

1492
01:11:01,295 --> 01:11:02,728
We've all been raised on television

1493
01:11:02,797 --> 01:11:04,730
to believe that one day
we'd all be millionaires

1494
01:11:04,798 --> 01:11:07,267
and movie gods and rock stars.

1495
01:11:07,335 --> 01:11:09,064
But we won't.

1496
01:11:09,136 --> 01:11:11,036
We're slowly learning that fact.

1497
01:11:12,373 --> 01:11:15,001
And we're very, very pissed of f.

1498
01:11:15,076 --> 01:11:16,008
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1499
01:11:20,014 --> 01:11:23,381
First rule of Fight Club
is you do not talk about-

1500
01:11:28,889 --> 01:11:30,117
Who are you?

1501
01:11:31,259 --> 01:11:32,488
Who am I?

1502
01:11:32,560 --> 01:11:33,618
Yeah.

1503
01:11:35,129 --> 01:11:36,153
There's a sign in the front

1504
01:11:36,230 --> 01:11:37,289
that says " Lou's Tavern."

1505
01:11:38,432 --> 01:11:40,627
I'm fuckin' Lou.

1506
01:11:40,701 --> 01:11:42,328
Who the fuck are you?

1507
01:11:42,404 --> 01:11:44,394
Tyler Durden.

1508
01:11:47,776 --> 01:11:50,403
Who told you motherfuckers
that you could use my place?

1509
01:11:50,478 --> 01:11:52,446
We have a deal worked out with Irvin.

1510
01:11:52,513 --> 01:11:53,538
Irvin?

1511
01:11:53,615 --> 01:11:56,139
Irvin's at home with
a broken collarbone.

1512
01:11:56,217 --> 01:11:57,844
He don't own this place.

1513
01:11:57,918 --> 01:11:58,851
I do.

1514
01:12:00,956 --> 01:12:02,946
How much money is he gettin' for this?

1515
01:12:03,024 --> 01:12:04,287
There is no money.

1516
01:12:04,359 --> 01:12:06,953
- Really. Ain't that somethin'?
- Free to all.

1517
01:12:07,028 --> 01:12:08,894
It is, actually.

1518
01:12:08,964 --> 01:12:11,432
Look, stupid fuck...

1519
01:12:11,500 --> 01:12:12,989
I want everybody outta here right now.

1520
01:12:13,067 --> 01:12:16,299
Hey. You should join our club.

1521
01:12:17,639 --> 01:12:19,071
Did you hear what I just said?

1522
01:12:19,140 --> 01:12:20,904
You and your friend.

1523
01:12:20,976 --> 01:12:22,773
Oomph!

1524
01:12:22,844 --> 01:12:23,902
Uhh!

1525
01:12:23,979 --> 01:12:25,879
You hear me now?!

1526
01:12:27,416 --> 01:12:29,577
No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou.

1527
01:12:29,651 --> 01:12:30,709
Ooh!

1528
01:12:30,786 --> 01:12:31,718
Pfft!

1529
01:12:33,455 --> 01:12:34,387
Ohhh...

1530
01:12:35,957 --> 01:12:37,720
Still not gettin' it.

1531
01:12:38,927 --> 01:12:40,588
Aah! OK, OK, OK. I got it.

1532
01:12:40,663 --> 01:12:43,096
I got it. I got it. Shit, I lost it.

1533
01:12:43,165 --> 01:12:44,757
Ooh!

1534
01:12:44,833 --> 01:12:45,960
Back! All of you!

1535
01:12:48,036 --> 01:12:49,094
Everybody back.

1536
01:12:51,341 --> 01:12:53,205
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

1537
01:12:55,143 --> 01:12:57,374
Ha ha ha ha ha!

1538
01:12:57,447 --> 01:12:59,471
Aw, Lou...

1539
01:12:59,548 --> 01:13:01,539
Come on, man.

1540
01:13:01,616 --> 01:13:03,141
We really like this place.

1541
01:13:04,586 --> 01:13:06,019
Ohh!

1542
01:13:11,059 --> 01:13:12,185
Ohhh...

1543
01:13:12,260 --> 01:13:15,253
- That's right, Lou, get
it- - Shut the fuck up!

1544
01:13:15,331 --> 01:13:17,093
Oh, yeah!

1545
01:13:17,165 --> 01:13:19,691
Yeah! Ha ha ha ha ha!

1546
01:13:19,769 --> 01:13:21,998
Ho ho ho ha ha ha!

1547
01:13:22,070 --> 01:13:23,333
Think that's fuckin' funny?!

1548
01:13:23,406 --> 01:13:25,374
Ho ho, ho! Ha ha ha ha!

1549
01:13:25,441 --> 01:13:28,433
Ha ha ha ha
- Ohh! Ho ho ho!

1550
01:13:33,081 --> 01:13:34,947
Fuckin' guys are loony, I'm tellin' ya.

1551
01:13:37,186 --> 01:13:39,177
Unbelievable. Aah!

1552
01:13:43,092 --> 01:13:44,287
You don't know where I've been, Lou.

1553
01:13:44,361 --> 01:13:46,055
- Oh, my God!
- Ha ha ha!

1554
01:13:46,129 --> 01:13:48,996
You don't know where I've been! Ha ha!

1555
01:13:49,065 --> 01:13:51,363
Ha ha ha ha ha!

1556
01:13:51,434 --> 01:13:53,664
Lou! Please let us keep it, Lou!

1557
01:13:53,736 --> 01:13:55,204
Please, Lou!

1558
01:13:55,272 --> 01:13:57,739
Fuckin' use the basement! Christ!

1559
01:13:57,807 --> 01:14:00,709
I want your word, Lou! I want your word!

1560
01:14:00,778 --> 01:14:02,711
On my mother's honor.

1561
01:14:04,447 --> 01:14:05,380
Uhh!

1562
01:14:07,117 --> 01:14:08,913
Lou!

1563
01:14:08,985 --> 01:14:10,613
Aaahhh!

1564
01:14:11,922 --> 01:14:13,014
Thanks, Lou.

1565
01:14:15,324 --> 01:14:17,020
You, too, big guy.

1566
01:14:21,398 --> 01:14:22,922
See you next week.

1567
01:14:39,183 --> 01:14:41,515
This week... each one of you...

1568
01:14:41,585 --> 01:14:43,678
has a homework assignment.

1569
01:14:43,754 --> 01:14:45,016
You're gonna go out.

1570
01:14:45,088 --> 01:14:47,488
You're gonna start a fight
with a total stranger.

1571
01:14:50,928 --> 01:14:52,452
You're gonna start a fight.

1572
01:14:53,597 --> 01:14:55,030
And you're gonna lose.

1573
01:14:58,101 --> 01:14:59,762
Excellent choice, sir.

1574
01:15:01,772 --> 01:15:03,467
Hey! Watch out, jackass!

1575
01:15:03,541 --> 01:15:04,633
Come on!

1576
01:15:04,709 --> 01:15:07,302
Now, this is not as easy as it sounds.

1577
01:15:09,258 --> 01:15:11,088
I'm thinkin' you really-What?!

1578
01:15:11,159 --> 01:15:12,592
Son of a bitch!

1579
01:15:12,660 --> 01:15:15,562
Most people... normal people...

1580
01:15:15,631 --> 01:15:17,689
do just about anything to avoid a fight.

1581
01:15:19,267 --> 01:15:21,532
Excuse me. You sprayed
me with your hose.

1582
01:15:21,603 --> 01:15:22,796
Like that?

1583
01:15:22,870 --> 01:15:24,235
That's not necessary.

1584
01:15:24,305 --> 01:15:26,171
Dave! Go call 911!

1585
01:15:27,942 --> 01:15:28,874
Aaaahhh!

1586
01:15:30,879 --> 01:15:32,141
Stop it!

1587
01:15:32,214 --> 01:15:33,146
Stop it!

1588
01:15:35,784 --> 01:15:36,716
Sorry.

1589
01:15:36,785 --> 01:15:38,650
What did
- Come here!

1590
01:15:38,720 --> 01:15:40,881
Leave me alone! You crazy?

1591
01:15:40,956 --> 01:15:41,923
Uhh!

1592
01:15:43,225 --> 01:15:44,317
Unhh! Uhh!

1593
01:15:45,526 --> 01:15:46,459
Bastard!

1594
01:15:52,234 --> 01:15:53,701
We need to talk.

1595
01:15:56,405 --> 01:15:57,337
OK.

1596
01:15:59,908 --> 01:16:01,170
Where to begin?

1597
01:16:01,243 --> 01:16:03,677
With your constant absenteeism?

1598
01:16:03,745 --> 01:16:06,839
With your unpresentable appearance?

1599
01:16:06,915 --> 01:16:08,280
You're up for review.

1600
01:16:08,350 --> 01:16:11,581
I am Jack’s... complete
lack of surprise.

1601
01:16:11,653 --> 01:16:12,586
What?

1602
01:16:12,655 --> 01:16:13,622
Let's pretend.

1603
01:16:13,690 --> 01:16:15,520
You're the Department of Transportation.

1604
01:16:15,591 --> 01:16:16,558
OK?

1605
01:16:16,625 --> 01:16:20,288
Someone informs you that this company

1606
01:16:20,362 --> 01:16:22,353
installs front seat mounting brackets

1607
01:16:22,431 --> 01:16:24,457
that never pass collision tests...

1608
01:16:24,534 --> 01:16:27,969
brake linings that fail
after a thousand miles,

1609
01:16:28,036 --> 01:16:30,198
and fuel injectors that explode

1610
01:16:30,273 --> 01:16:32,035
and burn people alive.

1611
01:16:33,342 --> 01:16:34,435
What then?

1612
01:16:34,510 --> 01:16:36,807
Are you threatening me?

1613
01:16:36,878 --> 01:16:37,845
No...

1614
01:16:37,913 --> 01:16:39,677
Get the fuck outta here. You're fired.

1615
01:16:39,749 --> 01:16:41,444
I have a better solution.

1616
01:16:41,517 --> 01:16:45,009
You keep me on the payroll
as an outside consultant.

1617
01:16:45,088 --> 01:16:46,817
And in exchange for my salary,

1618
01:16:46,889 --> 01:16:48,685
my job will be never to tell people

1619
01:16:48,757 --> 01:16:50,988
these things that I know.

1620
01:16:51,060 --> 01:16:53,051
I don't even have to
come into the of fice.

1621
01:16:53,129 --> 01:16:54,595
I can do this job from home.

1622
01:16:56,399 --> 01:16:58,333
Who-Who the fuck do you think you are,

1623
01:16:58,401 --> 01:17:01,131
you crazy little shit?

1624
01:17:05,309 --> 01:17:06,775
Security?

1625
01:17:06,843 --> 01:17:08,834
I am Jack's smirking revenge.

1626
01:17:08,911 --> 01:17:10,105
Ohh!

1627
01:17:14,917 --> 01:17:16,044
Ohh!

1628
01:17:16,120 --> 01:17:17,450
Ahh... ahh...

1629
01:17:17,520 --> 01:17:19,886
What the hell are you doing?

1630
01:17:28,132 --> 01:17:30,361
Ohh... that hurt.

1631
01:17:32,670 --> 01:17:35,331
Why would you do that?

1632
01:17:35,405 --> 01:17:36,667
Oh, my God.

1633
01:17:36,739 --> 01:17:38,401
No! Please stop!

1634
01:17:41,144 --> 01:17:43,545
Uhh! Uh... uhh!

1635
01:17:48,552 --> 01:17:49,814
What are you doing?

1636
01:17:50,954 --> 01:17:53,013
Oh, God, no! Please! No!

1637
01:17:53,090 --> 01:17:55,752
For some reason, I
thought of my first fight

1638
01:17:55,826 --> 01:17:57,190
with Tyler.

1639
01:17:57,260 --> 01:17:58,193
No!

1640
01:18:23,320 --> 01:18:25,551
Under and behind and inside,

1641
01:18:25,623 --> 01:18:27,817
everything this man took for granted...

1642
01:18:27,891 --> 01:18:30,258
something horrible had been growing.

1643
01:18:31,462 --> 01:18:32,554
Now, look.

1644
01:18:32,629 --> 01:18:34,961
Give me the paychecks like I asked,

1645
01:18:35,032 --> 01:18:37,364
and you won't ever see me again.

1646
01:18:37,434 --> 01:18:40,893
And right then, at our most
excellent moment together...

1647
01:18:43,240 --> 01:18:45,367
Oh... thank God.

1648
01:18:45,442 --> 01:18:47,308
Please don't hit me again. Please...

1649
01:18:47,379 --> 01:18:49,539
Telephone, computer, fax machine,

1650
01:18:49,613 --> 01:18:53,846
52 weekly paychecks, and
48 airline flight coupons.

1651
01:18:53,918 --> 01:18:56,317
We now had corporate sponsorship.

1652
01:18:56,388 --> 01:18:58,618
This is how Tyler and I
were able to have Fight Club

1653
01:18:58,690 --> 01:19:00,156
every night of the week.

1654
01:19:02,894 --> 01:19:05,385
Now nobody was the center of Fight Club

1655
01:19:05,463 --> 01:19:07,454
except the 2 men fighting.

1656
01:19:07,532 --> 01:19:11,525
The leader walked through the
crowd, out in the darkness.

1657
01:19:12,804 --> 01:19:15,671
Tyler was now involved
in a class-action lawsuit

1658
01:19:15,740 --> 01:19:18,265
with the Pressman Hotel over
the urine content of their soup.

1659
01:19:24,849 --> 01:19:27,113
I am Jack’s wasted life.

1660
01:19:31,689 --> 01:19:34,715
Yeah! Yeah! Ha ha! Yeah!

1661
01:19:34,859 --> 01:19:36,190
There you are, sir.

1662
01:19:39,532 --> 01:19:42,125
Tyler dreamed up new
homework assignments.

1663
01:19:42,200 --> 01:19:44,829
He handed them out in sealed envelopes.

1664
01:20:23,976 --> 01:20:25,568
Did you know there's a Fight Club

1665
01:20:25,644 --> 01:20:26,576
up in Delaware City?

1666
01:20:26,645 --> 01:20:27,577
Yeah, I heard.

1667
01:20:28,747 --> 01:20:31,375
There's one in Penn's Grove, too.

1668
01:20:31,450 --> 01:20:33,680
Bob even found one up in Newcastle.

1669
01:20:33,752 --> 01:20:35,686
Yeah. Did you start that one?

1670
01:20:35,754 --> 01:20:37,188
No. I thought you did.

1671
01:20:37,257 --> 01:20:38,518
Nah.

1672
01:20:38,591 --> 01:20:39,523
Pff!.

1673
01:21:28,475 --> 01:21:29,839
Stop for a second.

1674
01:21:29,910 --> 01:21:31,343
Hey, what are we doing?

1675
01:21:31,411 --> 01:21:32,343
Turn around.

1676
01:21:32,412 --> 01:21:33,845
What are we doing?

1677
01:21:33,914 --> 01:21:34,846
Homework assignment.

1678
01:21:34,915 --> 01:21:36,177
What kind of homework assignment?

1679
01:21:36,249 --> 01:21:37,511
Human sacrifice.

1680
01:21:37,584 --> 01:21:38,676
Hey, is that a gun?

1681
01:21:38,752 --> 01:21:40,185
Please. Please tell me that's not a gun.

1682
01:21:40,253 --> 01:21:41,185
It's a gun.

1683
01:21:41,254 --> 01:21:42,186
What are you doing?

1684
01:21:42,255 --> 01:21:43,187
Meet me in the back.

1685
01:21:43,256 --> 01:21:44,689
Hey, don't fuck around.

1686
01:21:44,758 --> 01:21:45,987
Meet me in the back.

1687
01:21:46,060 --> 01:21:48,186
On a long enough time line,

1688
01:21:48,261 --> 01:21:50,627
the survival rate for
everyone drops to zero.

1689
01:21:51,766 --> 01:21:53,733
What are you doing? Come on.

1690
01:21:53,800 --> 01:21:55,165
Hands behind your back.

1691
01:21:55,235 --> 01:21:56,167
God.

1692
01:21:56,236 --> 01:21:57,329
Give me your wallet.

1693
01:21:58,605 --> 01:21:59,936
Raymond K. Hessel,

1694
01:22:00,006 --> 01:22:02,999
1320 Southeast Banning, apartment A.

1695
01:22:03,077 --> 01:22:04,407
Small, cramped basement
apartment, Raymond?

1696
01:22:04,477 --> 01:22:05,501
How did you know?

1697
01:22:05,579 --> 01:22:07,207
Because they give shitty
basement apartments

1698
01:22:07,281 --> 01:22:09,215
Letters instead of numbers.

1699
01:22:09,283 --> 01:22:10,715
Raymond...

1700
01:22:10,784 --> 01:22:12,218
you're going to die.

1701
01:22:12,286 --> 01:22:13,753
Oh, my God, no...

1702
01:22:13,821 --> 01:22:15,015
Is that your mom and dad?

1703
01:22:15,089 --> 01:22:16,578
Mom and dad are going to have to call up

1704
01:22:16,656 --> 01:22:17,646
kindly Dr.
So-And-So

1705
01:22:17,725 --> 01:22:19,124
to pick up your dental records.

1706
01:22:19,193 --> 01:22:20,387
You want to know why?

1707
01:22:20,461 --> 01:22:22,189
Because there's going to be
nothing left of your face.

1708
01:22:22,262 --> 01:22:24,026
Aw, come on.

1709
01:22:24,098 --> 01:22:26,532
An expired community
college student I.D.

1710
01:22:26,601 --> 01:22:28,033
What'd you study, Raymond?

1711
01:22:28,102 --> 01:22:29,660
S-S-S-Stuff.

1712
01:22:29,737 --> 01:22:31,136
Stuff?

1713
01:22:31,205 --> 01:22:33,331
Were the midterms hard?

1714
01:22:34,442 --> 01:22:35,807
I asked you what you studied.

1715
01:22:35,876 --> 01:22:37,002
Biology, mostly.

1716
01:22:37,078 --> 01:22:38,203
Why?

1717
01:22:38,278 --> 01:22:40,179
I-I don't know.

1718
01:22:40,247 --> 01:22:43,648
What did you want to
be, Raymond K. Hessel?

1719
01:22:45,119 --> 01:22:47,246
The question, Raymond,

1720
01:22:47,321 --> 01:22:50,711
was what did you want to be?

1721
01:22:50,845 --> 01:22:52,676
Answer him, Raymond! Jesus!

1722
01:22:52,747 --> 01:22:54,146
Veterinarian! Veterinarian!

1723
01:22:54,215 --> 01:22:55,274
Animals.

1724
01:22:55,350 --> 01:22:57,283
Yeah,
animal s-s-s-

1725
01:22:57,351 --> 01:22:58,375
Stuff. Yeah, I got that.

1726
01:22:58,452 --> 01:22:59,510
That means you have
to get more schooling.

1727
01:22:59,587 --> 01:23:01,021
Too much school.

1728
01:23:01,089 --> 01:23:02,453
Would you rather be dead?

1729
01:23:02,523 --> 01:23:03,455
No...

1730
01:23:03,524 --> 01:23:04,752
Would you rather die, here,

1731
01:23:04,825 --> 01:23:06,259
on your knees,

1732
01:23:06,328 --> 01:23:08,124
in the back of a convenience store?

1733
01:23:08,195 --> 01:23:09,753
No... No, please...

1734
01:23:09,830 --> 01:23:11,093
no...

1735
01:23:14,368 --> 01:23:15,927
I'm keeping your license.

1736
01:23:17,205 --> 01:23:18,762
Gonna check in on you.

1737
01:23:18,839 --> 01:23:20,773
I know where you live.

1738
01:23:20,841 --> 01:23:23,777
If you’re not on your way
to becoming a veterinarian

1739
01:23:23,845 --> 01:23:25,471
in 6 weeks, you will be dead.

1740
01:23:27,349 --> 01:23:29,180
Now run on home.

1741
01:23:33,955 --> 01:23:36,252
Run, Forrest, run!

1742
01:23:37,893 --> 01:23:39,258
I feel ill.

1743
01:23:41,096 --> 01:23:42,529
Imagine how he feels.

1744
01:23:42,597 --> 01:23:44,531
Come on, this isn't funny!

1745
01:23:44,599 --> 01:23:46,032
That wasn't funny.

1746
01:23:46,101 --> 01:23:48,126
What the fuck was the point of that?

1747
01:23:48,203 --> 01:23:49,636
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day

1748
01:23:49,704 --> 01:23:51,137
of Raymond K. Hessel's life.

1749
01:23:51,206 --> 01:23:52,639
His breakfast will taste better

1750
01:23:52,707 --> 01:23:55,608
than any meal you and
I have ever tasted.

1751
01:23:57,145 --> 01:23:59,739
You had to give it to him.

1752
01:23:59,815 --> 01:24:01,146
Come on.

1753
01:24:01,216 --> 01:24:02,183
He had a plan.

1754
01:24:02,250 --> 01:24:04,185
And it started to make sense

1755
01:24:04,252 --> 01:24:05,617
in a Tyler sort of way.

1756
01:24:05,687 --> 01:24:06,676
No fear.

1757
01:24:06,755 --> 01:24:08,690
No distractions.

1758
01:24:08,758 --> 01:24:12,124
The ability to let that
which does not matter

1759
01:24:12,194 --> 01:24:14,163
truly slide.

1760
01:24:26,309 --> 01:24:27,935
You're not your job.

1761
01:24:30,179 --> 01:24:33,443
You're not how much money
you have in the bank.

1762
01:24:35,184 --> 01:24:37,948
You're not the car you drive.

1763
01:24:38,020 --> 01:24:40,614
You're not the contents of your wallet.

1764
01:24:42,091 --> 01:24:44,116
You're not your fuckin' khakis.

1765
01:24:46,329 --> 01:24:49,765
You're the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

1766
01:24:58,808 --> 01:25:01,743
I'll be out of your way in a sec.

1767
01:25:01,811 --> 01:25:03,278
You don't have to go.

1768
01:25:05,381 --> 01:25:06,473
Whatever.

1769
01:25:07,550 --> 01:25:10,485
No, I mean, uh...

1770
01:25:10,553 --> 01:25:11,781
It's OK.

1771
01:25:21,230 --> 01:25:24,098
Are you still going to groups?

1772
01:25:24,167 --> 01:25:25,258
Yeah.

1773
01:25:27,436 --> 01:25:29,268
Chloe's dead.

1774
01:25:29,339 --> 01:25:32,034
Ah, Chloe.

1775
01:25:32,108 --> 01:25:34,270
When did that happen?

1776
01:25:34,344 --> 01:25:36,743
do you care?

1777
01:25:36,812 --> 01:25:38,109
I don't know.

1778
01:25:38,180 --> 01:25:40,376
I haven't thought about it in a while.

1779
01:25:40,450 --> 01:25:42,713
Yeah, well...

1780
01:25:42,785 --> 01:25:45,914
I think it was a smart move on her part.

1781
01:25:47,057 --> 01:25:48,387
Hey, listen, uh...

1782
01:25:48,457 --> 01:25:52,121
what are you getting out of all this?

1783
01:25:52,195 --> 01:25:53,354
What?

1784
01:25:54,598 --> 01:25:56,031
I mean, all this.

1785
01:25:56,099 --> 01:25:57,532
Why do you keep...

1786
01:25:57,601 --> 01:26:00,069
Is this making you happy?

1787
01:26:01,738 --> 01:26:03,763
Yeah, well, sometimes.

1788
01:26:05,208 --> 01:26:07,642
I don't know. I don't understand.

1789
01:26:07,711 --> 01:26:09,645
Why does a weaker person

1790
01:26:09,713 --> 01:26:12,147
need to latch on to a strong person?

1791
01:26:12,215 --> 01:26:13,477
What is that?

1792
01:26:13,550 --> 01:26:15,678
Well, what do you get out of it?

1793
01:26:17,621 --> 01:26:19,555
No-It's-It's not the
same thing at all.

1794
01:26:19,623 --> 01:26:21,489
I mean, we're... it's
totally different with us.

1795
01:26:21,559 --> 01:26:22,650
We're-We're-

1796
01:26:22,726 --> 01:26:23,784
Us?

1797
01:26:23,860 --> 01:26:25,657
What do you mean by "us"?

1798
01:26:25,729 --> 01:26:27,459
I'm sorry, do you hear this?

1799
01:26:27,532 --> 01:26:28,555
Hear what?

1800
01:26:28,632 --> 01:26:30,600
You're not hearing all that noise?

1801
01:26:30,667 --> 01:26:31,600
Just-Hold on a second.

1802
01:26:31,669 --> 01:26:32,829
No, wait. What were you saying?

1803
01:26:32,904 --> 01:26:34,564
Don't change the subject.
I want to talk about this.

1804
01:26:34,638 --> 01:26:36,333
You're not talking about me, are you?

1805
01:26:36,406 --> 01:26:38,238
No. What?

1806
01:26:38,309 --> 01:26:40,105
That day you came over to
my place to play doctor-

1807
01:26:40,177 --> 01:26:41,769
what was going on there?

1808
01:26:41,845 --> 01:26:42,813
What are you talking about?

1809
01:26:42,880 --> 01:26:44,313
Nothing. Nothing.

1810
01:26:44,382 --> 01:26:45,439
I don't think so.

1811
01:26:45,515 --> 01:26:46,777
Come on, what do you want?

1812
01:26:46,850 --> 01:26:48,113
- Look at me.
- No. What?

1813
01:26:48,186 --> 01:26:49,949
Look at me.

1814
01:26:50,021 --> 01:26:51,453
What is that?

1815
01:26:51,521 --> 01:26:53,114
It's nothing. Don't worry about it.

1816
01:26:53,191 --> 01:26:54,123
Oh, my God.

1817
01:26:54,192 --> 01:26:55,216
Who did this?

1818
01:26:55,293 --> 01:26:56,225
A person.

1819
01:26:56,294 --> 01:26:57,282
Guy or girl?

1820
01:26:57,361 --> 01:26:59,353
What do you care if
it’s a guy or a girl?

1821
01:26:59,430 --> 01:27:00,488
What do you care if I ask?

1822
01:27:00,565 --> 01:27:01,725
This is none of your
business. Leave me alone.

1823
01:27:01,799 --> 01:27:02,730
You're afraid to say it.

1824
01:27:02,799 --> 01:27:03,732
I am not afraid to say. Let me go.

1825
01:27:03,801 --> 01:27:04,859
No! Talk to me.

1826
01:27:04,936 --> 01:27:06,130
- No!
- Let go of me. Leave me alone.

1827
01:27:06,204 --> 01:27:07,694
This conversation...

1828
01:27:07,772 --> 01:27:08,898
This conversation...

1829
01:27:08,973 --> 01:27:10,770
is over.

1830
01:27:10,842 --> 01:27:12,275
is over.

1831
01:27:13,444 --> 01:27:15,810
I just can't win with you, can I?

1832
01:27:23,621 --> 01:27:26,556
Hey, this is getting a little old.

1833
01:27:28,159 --> 01:27:30,355
What is-What is all this?

1834
01:27:30,429 --> 01:27:31,861
What do you think?

1835
01:27:33,297 --> 01:27:36,358
Hey, why do we need bunk beds?

1836
01:27:36,435 --> 01:27:37,366
Hey.

1837
01:27:44,475 --> 01:27:46,034
Too young.

1838
01:27:46,111 --> 01:27:47,669
Sorry.

1839
01:27:47,746 --> 01:27:49,975
What's all that?

1840
01:27:50,048 --> 01:27:52,574
If the applicant is young,
tell him he's too young.

1841
01:27:52,651 --> 01:27:54,117
Old, too old. Fat, too fat.

1842
01:27:54,185 --> 01:27:55,152
Applicant?

1843
01:27:55,219 --> 01:27:57,085
If the applicant then waits for 3 days

1844
01:27:57,156 --> 01:27:59,090
without food, shelter or encouragement,

1845
01:27:59,158 --> 01:28:01,592
he may then enter and
begin his training.

1846
01:28:01,660 --> 01:28:03,218
Training for what?

1847
01:28:08,367 --> 01:28:10,301
You think this is a game?

1848
01:28:10,369 --> 01:28:12,303
You're too young to train here.

1849
01:28:12,371 --> 01:28:14,305
End of story. Quit wasting our time.

1850
01:28:14,373 --> 01:28:15,806
Get the fuck out of here.

1851
01:28:20,412 --> 01:28:21,811
Bad news, friend.

1852
01:28:22,981 --> 01:28:24,915
It's not gonna happen.

1853
01:28:24,983 --> 01:28:27,918
I'm sorry if there
was a misunderstanding.

1854
01:28:27,987 --> 01:28:29,954
It's not the end of the world.

1855
01:28:30,022 --> 01:28:31,455
Just go away.

1856
01:28:32,591 --> 01:28:34,422
Go.

1857
01:28:34,493 --> 01:28:36,085
You're trespassing,

1858
01:28:36,161 --> 01:28:38,095
and I will have to call the police.

1859
01:28:41,567 --> 01:28:43,364
Don't you look at me.

1860
01:28:43,435 --> 01:28:45,199
do you think you're ever
getting in this house?

1861
01:28:45,271 --> 01:28:46,703
You're never getting
in this fucking house.

1862
01:28:46,772 --> 01:28:48,603
Never. Now get the fuck of f the porch.

1863
01:28:48,674 --> 01:28:50,142
Get of f the porch!

1864
01:28:50,210 --> 01:28:51,642
Sooner or later,

1865
01:28:51,710 --> 01:28:53,769
we all became what
Tyler wanted us to be.

1866
01:28:53,846 --> 01:28:56,645
I'm gonna go inside and
I'm gonna get a shovel.

1867
01:29:03,689 --> 01:29:05,123
You got 2 black shirts?

1868
01:29:05,191 --> 01:29:06,123
Sir.

1869
01:29:06,192 --> 01:29:07,625
2 pair of black pants?

1870
01:29:07,694 --> 01:29:08,625
Yes, sir.

1871
01:29:08,694 --> 01:29:09,626
One pair of black boots?

1872
01:29:09,695 --> 01:29:10,628
Sir.

1873
01:29:10,697 --> 01:29:11,629
2 pair of black socks?

1874
01:29:11,698 --> 01:29:12,630
Sir.

1875
01:29:12,699 --> 01:29:13,631
One black jacket?

1876
01:29:13,700 --> 01:29:14,631
Sir.

1877
01:29:14,700 --> 01:29:15,827
$300 personal burial money?

1878
01:29:15,902 --> 01:29:16,960
Yes, sir.

1879
01:29:18,805 --> 01:29:20,431
All right.

1880
01:29:30,650 --> 01:29:33,813
You're too old, fat man.

1881
01:29:33,887 --> 01:29:35,445
Your tits are too big.

1882
01:29:35,522 --> 01:29:37,956
Get the fuck of f my porch.

1883
01:29:44,464 --> 01:29:46,955
Bob. Bob.

1884
01:30:02,115 --> 01:30:03,549
Like a monkey

1885
01:30:03,617 --> 01:30:05,676
ready to be shot into space.

1886
01:30:05,752 --> 01:30:07,276
Space monkey.

1887
01:30:07,353 --> 01:30:11,551
Ready to sacrifice himself
for the greater good.

1888
01:30:16,463 --> 01:30:20,399
You are too fucking old, fatty!

1889
01:30:20,467 --> 01:30:22,128
And you.

1890
01:30:22,203 --> 01:30:23,794
You're too fucking...

1891
01:30:23,870 --> 01:30:25,168
blond!

1892
01:30:25,239 --> 01:30:27,631
Get out of here, the both of you!

1893
01:30:28,599 --> 01:30:30,032
And so it went.

1894
01:30:30,100 --> 01:30:32,034
Listen up, maggots.

1895
01:30:32,102 --> 01:30:34,569
You are not special.

1896
01:30:34,637 --> 01:30:38,005
You are not a beautiful
or unique snowflake.

1897
01:30:38,075 --> 01:30:40,509
You are the same decaying organic matter

1898
01:30:40,577 --> 01:30:42,204
as everything else.

1899
01:30:42,279 --> 01:30:44,611
Tyler built himself an army.

1900
01:30:44,682 --> 01:30:48,618
We are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

1901
01:30:48,686 --> 01:30:52,315
We are all part of
the same compost heap.

1902
01:30:53,991 --> 01:30:57,392
Why was Tyler Durden building an army?

1903
01:30:57,461 --> 01:30:59,122
To what purpose?

1904
01:30:59,196 --> 01:31:00,959
For what greater good?

1905
01:31:04,401 --> 01:31:06,198
In Tyler we trusted.

1906
01:31:10,074 --> 01:31:15,842
No, when he was like, "You are
not your job," I was like...

1907
01:31:15,913 --> 01:31:17,381
Yeah!

1908
01:31:19,117 --> 01:31:20,777
Hey, what's all this?

1909
01:31:23,722 --> 01:31:25,485
OK!

1910
01:31:25,557 --> 01:31:27,581
Go on in and celebrate.

1911
01:31:27,658 --> 01:31:29,092
What are we celebrating?

1912
01:31:29,160 --> 01:31:30,127
Go on.

1913
01:31:34,666 --> 01:31:35,598
Hey.

1914
01:31:35,667 --> 01:31:37,100
Let me get that for you.

1915
01:31:48,313 --> 01:31:50,747
Investigators are on
the scene right now.

1916
01:31:50,815 --> 01:31:53,113
Hold on. Police Commissioner
Jacobs has just arrived.

1917
01:31:53,184 --> 01:31:56,176
Commissioner, Commissioner,
could you please tell us

1918
01:31:56,254 --> 01:31:57,881
what you think has happened here?

1919
01:31:57,956 --> 01:31:59,389
We believe this is one of many

1920
01:31:59,457 --> 01:32:01,618
recent acts of vandalism around the city

1921
01:32:01,693 --> 01:32:04,662
somehow related to
underground boxing clubs.

1922
01:32:04,729 --> 01:32:08,859
We'll be coordinating a
rigorous investigation.

1923
01:32:08,933 --> 01:32:11,368
That was Police Commissioner
Jacobs, who just arrived

1924
01:32:11,437 --> 01:32:13,301
on the scene here of a 4-alarm fire

1925
01:32:13,371 --> 01:32:15,032
that broke out about an hour ago.

1926
01:32:15,106 --> 01:32:16,096
She's hot.

1927
01:32:16,175 --> 01:32:17,642
Live from the Parker Morris Building,

1928
01:32:17,709 --> 01:32:19,574
Lauren Sanchez. Back
to you in the studio.

1929
01:32:19,644 --> 01:32:21,272
Yeah!

1930
01:32:21,347 --> 01:32:22,905
- Ha ha ha ha!
- Yeah.

1931
01:32:22,982 --> 01:32:24,573
Holy shit.

1932
01:32:24,649 --> 01:32:25,581
Yeah!

1933
01:32:29,287 --> 01:32:30,413
- Yeah!
- Ha ha ha!

1934
01:32:30,488 --> 01:32:31,751
Hoo hoo hoo!

1935
01:32:31,824 --> 01:32:33,416
What the fuck did you guys do?

1936
01:32:33,492 --> 01:32:34,857
...how the blaze started,

1937
01:32:34,926 --> 01:32:37,623
but arson investigators
are on the premises...

1938
01:32:42,802 --> 01:32:45,737
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem

1939
01:32:45,805 --> 01:32:48,205
is you do not ask questions, sir.

1940
01:32:53,579 --> 01:32:56,104
The victory in the war against crime

1941
01:32:56,182 --> 01:32:58,207
will not come overnight.

1942
01:32:58,284 --> 01:33:00,411
It will take dedication and commitment,

1943
01:33:00,486 --> 01:33:02,920
and most of all, cooperation.

1944
01:33:02,988 --> 01:33:04,512
The streets are safer now.

1945
01:33:04,590 --> 01:33:06,854
There is hope in the inner city.

1946
01:33:06,926 --> 01:33:08,952
However, this is only the beginning.

1947
01:33:09,029 --> 01:33:09,995
I gotta take a piss.

1948
01:33:10,062 --> 01:33:12,496
These are the first steps

1949
01:33:12,565 --> 01:33:14,124
in a long journey.

1950
01:33:14,201 --> 01:33:16,498
That is why we have
created Project Hope...

1951
01:33:16,569 --> 01:33:17,695
Bob.

1952
01:33:17,770 --> 01:33:20,706
" Helping others with
prevention and enforcement."

1953
01:33:20,774 --> 01:33:23,537
Project Hope will be a joint effort

1954
01:33:23,609 --> 01:33:26,306
between the police
and community leaders.

1955
01:33:26,379 --> 01:33:29,006
It will be a powerful new weapon

1956
01:33:29,081 --> 01:33:30,879
in the war against crime.

1957
01:34:06,319 --> 01:34:08,446
Haahhhh!

1958
01:34:16,096 --> 01:34:18,758
Wrap it around the top
of his hacky sack, Bob.

1959
01:34:18,832 --> 01:34:20,231
Yeah. His bails are ice cold.

1960
01:34:21,601 --> 01:34:23,035
Hi.

1961
01:34:23,104 --> 01:34:25,594
You're gonna call of f
your rigorous investigation.

1962
01:34:25,672 --> 01:34:26,696
You're gonna publicly state

1963
01:34:26,773 --> 01:34:29,572
that there is no
underground group, or...

1964
01:34:29,644 --> 01:34:31,406
these guys are gonna take your bails.

1965
01:34:31,478 --> 01:34:33,606
They're gonna send one
to the New York Times,

1966
01:34:33,681 --> 01:34:36,615
one to the L.A. Times
press release style.

1967
01:34:36,683 --> 01:34:37,945
Look...

1968
01:34:38,018 --> 01:34:39,452
the people you are after

1969
01:34:39,520 --> 01:34:41,453
are the people you depend on.

1970
01:34:41,521 --> 01:34:43,580
We cook your meals. We haul your trash.

1971
01:34:43,657 --> 01:34:44,784
We connect your calls.

1972
01:34:44,859 --> 01:34:46,383
We drive your ambulances.

1973
01:34:46,460 --> 01:34:49,827
We guard you while you sleep.

1974
01:34:52,832 --> 01:34:55,700
Do not fuck with us.

1975
01:35:04,377 --> 01:35:05,345
Fooled ya.

1976
01:35:20,963 --> 01:35:22,827
Bob, you're on this one.

1977
01:35:22,897 --> 01:35:25,263
Let's go.

1978
01:35:25,333 --> 01:35:29,531
I am Jack’s inflamed sense of rejection.

1979
01:35:29,603 --> 01:35:30,535
Hey!

1980
01:35:46,187 --> 01:35:47,450
Yeah!

1981
01:36:20,222 --> 01:36:23,020
I felt like putting a
bullet between the eyes

1982
01:36:23,091 --> 01:36:25,753
of every panda that wouldn't
screw to save its species.

1983
01:36:28,196 --> 01:36:30,664
I wanted to open the dump valves

1984
01:36:30,732 --> 01:36:33,132
on oil tankers and smother
all those French beaches

1985
01:36:33,201 --> 01:36:34,793
I'd never see.

1986
01:36:38,106 --> 01:36:41,474
I wanted to breathe smoke.

1987
01:36:57,693 --> 01:37:01,390
Where'd you go, psycho boy?

1988
01:37:01,464 --> 01:37:04,456
I felt like destroying
something beautiful.

1989
01:37:08,271 --> 01:37:10,534
Get him to a fuckin' hospital.

1990
01:37:10,605 --> 01:37:11,537
Yeah.

1991
01:37:22,785 --> 01:37:24,514
Don't worry, Mr. Durden.

1992
01:37:24,587 --> 01:37:26,316
Airport parking, long term.

1993
01:37:27,457 --> 01:37:29,288
After you, Mr. Durden.

1994
01:37:30,626 --> 01:37:32,355
After you.

1995
01:37:50,780 --> 01:37:52,213
Something on your mind, dear?

1996
01:37:52,281 --> 01:37:53,373
No.

1997
01:37:53,449 --> 01:37:54,576
All right, yeah.

1998
01:37:54,651 --> 01:37:56,709
Why wasn't I told about Project Mayhem?

1999
01:37:56,786 --> 01:37:58,048
First rule of Project Mayhem

2000
01:37:58,121 --> 01:37:59,883
is you do not ask questions.

2001
01:38:00,017 --> 01:38:00,915
What are you talking about?

2002
01:38:00,984 --> 01:38:02,211
Why didn't you include
me in the beginning?

2003
01:38:02,285 --> 01:38:03,809
Fight Club was the beginning.

2004
01:38:03,886 --> 01:38:05,514
Now it's moved out of the basement,

2005
01:38:05,589 --> 01:38:07,022
it's called Project Mayhem.

2006
01:38:07,090 --> 01:38:08,556
You and I started Fight Club together.

2007
01:38:08,624 --> 01:38:09,921
do you remember that?

2008
01:38:09,992 --> 01:38:11,961
It's as much mine as
it is yours, you know.

2009
01:38:12,029 --> 01:38:13,257
Is this about you and me?

2010
01:38:13,330 --> 01:38:15,058
Yeah. I thought we were
doing this together.

2011
01:38:15,131 --> 01:38:16,292
You're missing the point.

2012
01:38:16,366 --> 01:38:18,493
This does not belong to us.

2013
01:38:18,568 --> 01:38:19,795
We are not special.

2014
01:38:19,869 --> 01:38:21,098
Fuck that. You should've told me.

2015
01:38:23,173 --> 01:38:24,299
Hey, Tyler!

2016
01:38:27,010 --> 01:38:28,807
Goddamn it, Tyler!

2017
01:38:28,879 --> 01:38:30,540
What do you want?! Statement of purpose?

2018
01:38:30,614 --> 01:38:31,638
Should I e-mail you?

2019
01:38:31,715 --> 01:38:33,239
Should I put this on
your action item list?

2020
01:38:33,317 --> 01:38:34,807
You decide your own
level of involvement!

2021
01:38:34,885 --> 01:38:37,581
I will! I want to know
certain things first.

2022
01:38:37,654 --> 01:38:39,281
The first rule of Project Mayhem-

2023
01:38:39,356 --> 01:38:40,288
Shut up!

2024
01:38:40,357 --> 01:38:42,484
I want to know what you're thinking.

2025
01:38:42,559 --> 01:38:43,526
Fuck what you know.

2026
01:38:43,593 --> 01:38:44,821
You need to forget about what you know.

2027
01:38:44,895 --> 01:38:45,827
That's your problem.

2028
01:38:45,896 --> 01:38:47,158
Forget about what you think you know

2029
01:38:47,231 --> 01:38:49,027
about life, about friendship,

2030
01:38:49,099 --> 01:38:51,465
and especially about you and me.

2031
01:38:51,535 --> 01:38:52,503
What?

2032
01:38:52,570 --> 01:38:54,833
What is that supposed to mean? What...

2033
01:38:58,176 --> 01:38:59,108
What are you doing?

2034
01:39:01,311 --> 01:39:04,008
Guys, what do you wish
you'd done before you die?

2035
01:39:04,082 --> 01:39:05,105
Paint a self-portrait.

2036
01:39:05,182 --> 01:39:06,114
Build a house.

2037
01:39:06,183 --> 01:39:07,650
And you?

2038
01:39:07,718 --> 01:39:10,279
I don't know. Get in the right lane.

2039
01:39:10,355 --> 01:39:11,946
I have to know the
answer to this question.

2040
01:39:12,022 --> 01:39:13,080
If you were to die right now,

2041
01:39:13,156 --> 01:39:15,091
how would you feel about your life?

2042
01:39:15,159 --> 01:39:16,183
I don't know!

2043
01:39:16,260 --> 01:39:17,453
I wouldn't feel anything
good about my life.

2044
01:39:17,527 --> 01:39:18,824
Is that what you want
to hear me say? Fine.

2045
01:39:18,895 --> 01:39:20,488
- Come on!
- Not good enough.

2046
01:39:20,565 --> 01:39:22,361
Stop fucking around!

2047
01:39:22,432 --> 01:39:23,694
Tyler!

2048
01:39:25,870 --> 01:39:27,929
Jesus Christ!

2049
01:39:28,006 --> 01:39:29,131
Goddamn it!

2050
01:39:29,206 --> 01:39:30,765
Goddamn it! Fuck you!

2051
01:39:30,842 --> 01:39:32,207
Fuck Fight Club.

2052
01:39:32,276 --> 01:39:34,938
Fuck Marla. I'm sick of all your shit.

2053
01:39:35,013 --> 01:39:36,981
OK.

2054
01:39:37,048 --> 01:39:38,709
OK.

2055
01:39:38,783 --> 01:39:40,341
Quit screwing around. Take the wheel.

2056
01:39:40,418 --> 01:39:41,350
Look at you.

2057
01:39:41,419 --> 01:39:42,351
Take the wheel!

2058
01:39:42,420 --> 01:39:44,183
Look at you! You're fuckin' pathetic!

2059
01:39:44,255 --> 01:39:45,813
Why? Why? What are you talking about?

2060
01:39:45,890 --> 01:39:49,348
Why do you think I blew up your condo?

2061
01:39:50,461 --> 01:39:51,553
What?

2062
01:39:51,629 --> 01:39:53,654
Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat.

2063
01:39:53,731 --> 01:39:55,562
It's not a goddamn seminar.

2064
01:39:55,633 --> 01:39:57,567
Stop trying to control everything

2065
01:39:57,635 --> 01:39:59,227
and just let go.

2066
01:40:01,072 --> 01:40:02,972
Let go!

2067
01:40:03,041 --> 01:40:04,770
All right. Fine.

2068
01:40:05,977 --> 01:40:07,878
Fine.

2069
01:41:05,771 --> 01:41:09,104
I'd never been in a car accident.

2070
01:41:09,174 --> 01:41:12,109
This must have been what
all those people felt like

2071
01:41:12,177 --> 01:41:16,114
before I filed them as
statistics in my reports.

2072
01:41:16,182 --> 01:41:17,478
Goddamn.

2073
01:41:17,549 --> 01:41:18,982
Huh?

2074
01:41:19,051 --> 01:41:21,043
Ha ha ha ha ha hahh!

2075
01:41:21,121 --> 01:41:23,816
We just had a near-life experience.

2076
01:41:29,128 --> 01:41:31,563
In the world I see,

2077
01:41:31,631 --> 01:41:34,394
you're stalking elk through
the damp canyon forest,

2078
01:41:34,466 --> 01:41:36,992
around the ruins of Rockefeller Center.

2079
01:41:39,205 --> 01:41:41,069
You'll wear leather clothes

2080
01:41:41,140 --> 01:41:44,076
that will last you
the rest of your life.

2081
01:41:44,144 --> 01:41:47,580
You'll climb the vines
that wrap the Sears Tower.

2082
01:41:49,048 --> 01:41:50,982
And when you look down,

2083
01:41:51,050 --> 01:41:53,985
you'll see tiny figures pounding corn,

2084
01:41:54,053 --> 01:41:57,488
Laying strips of venison
on the empty carpool lane

2085
01:41:57,556 --> 01:41:59,491
of some abandoned superhighway.

2086
01:42:12,405 --> 01:42:13,873
Feel better, champ.

2087
01:42:32,025 --> 01:42:34,050
And then...

2088
01:42:34,127 --> 01:42:35,561
Tyler?

2089
01:42:35,629 --> 01:42:37,153
Tyler was gone.

2090
01:42:44,971 --> 01:42:47,202
Was I asleep?

2091
01:42:48,875 --> 01:42:50,172
Had I slept?

2092
01:42:50,243 --> 01:42:51,677
You are not a beautiful

2093
01:42:51,745 --> 01:42:53,178
unique snowflake, do you understand me?

2094
01:42:53,247 --> 01:42:56,182
The house had become a living thing,

2095
01:42:56,250 --> 01:42:58,684
wet inside from so many people

2096
01:42:58,752 --> 01:43:00,083
sweating and breathing.

2097
01:43:00,154 --> 01:43:02,088
We are all from the same compost.

2098
01:43:02,156 --> 01:43:04,351
So many people moving, the house moved.

2099
01:43:06,660 --> 01:43:08,093
Planet Tyler.

2100
01:43:08,162 --> 01:43:10,096
I had to hug the walls.

2101
01:43:10,164 --> 01:43:13,725
Trapped inside this clock
work of space monkeys.

2102
01:43:13,801 --> 01:43:15,234
You can't be smoking in here.

2103
01:43:15,302 --> 01:43:18,032
do you know how much ether
we have in this fucking house?

2104
01:43:18,105 --> 01:43:20,437
Cooking, working, and sleeping in teams.

2105
01:43:23,011 --> 01:43:24,739
Hang on a second.

2106
01:43:43,665 --> 01:43:46,326
It's under control, sir.

2107
01:43:48,836 --> 01:43:50,702
Where is Tyler?

2108
01:43:50,772 --> 01:43:53,763
Sir, the first rule of
Project Mayhem is you do not-

2109
01:43:53,841 --> 01:43:55,776
Right, uh... OK.

2110
01:43:58,212 --> 01:44:00,579
I'm all alone.

2111
01:44:00,649 --> 01:44:02,583
My father dumped me.

2112
01:44:02,651 --> 01:44:04,083
Tyler dumped me.

2113
01:44:04,151 --> 01:44:07,349
I am Jack’s broken heart.

2114
01:44:10,625 --> 01:44:13,560
What comes next in Project Mayhem,

2115
01:44:13,628 --> 01:44:15,094
only Tyler knows.

2116
01:44:15,162 --> 01:44:18,621
The second rule is you
do not ask questions.

2117
01:44:21,102 --> 01:44:22,535
Get the fuck away from me.

2118
01:44:22,604 --> 01:44:24,094
Get the fuck away from me!

2119
01:44:24,172 --> 01:44:26,572
Who are all these people?

2120
01:44:31,847 --> 01:44:33,973
Paper Street Soap Company.

2121
01:44:36,217 --> 01:44:38,276
Can I come in?

2122
01:44:41,323 --> 01:44:42,985
He's not here.

2123
01:44:43,059 --> 01:44:45,219
What?

2124
01:44:46,494 --> 01:44:49,895
Tyler isn't here.

2125
01:44:49,964 --> 01:44:52,433
Tyler went away.

2126
01:44:52,501 --> 01:44:53,798
Tyler's gone.

2127
01:45:24,467 --> 01:45:25,559
Lay him down!

2128
01:45:25,634 --> 01:45:26,965
Gunshot wounds comin' through!

2129
01:45:27,036 --> 01:45:29,418
Clear some fucking room!

2130
01:45:29,551 --> 01:45:31,815
What happened?! What happened?!

2131
01:45:31,886 --> 01:45:33,444
We were on assignment.
We were supposed to kill

2132
01:45:33,521 --> 01:45:35,989
2 birds with one stone.

2133
01:45:36,057 --> 01:45:38,150
Destroy a piece of corporate art...

2134
01:45:38,226 --> 01:45:40,787
Operation Latte Thunder, go.

2135
01:45:42,697 --> 01:45:44,562
and trash a franchise coffee bar.

2136
01:45:51,040 --> 01:45:52,337
We had it all worked out, sir.

2137
01:46:01,550 --> 01:46:02,539
It went smooth until...

2138
01:46:02,618 --> 01:46:04,847
Police! Freeze!

2139
01:46:04,919 --> 01:46:06,512
Until what?

2140
01:46:06,589 --> 01:46:07,613
They shot Bob.

2141
01:46:09,191 --> 01:46:10,487
They shot him in the head.

2142
01:46:10,558 --> 01:46:11,547
Those fuckin' pigs!

2143
01:46:15,064 --> 01:46:15,995
- Ohh!
- Ohh!

2144
01:46:16,064 --> 01:46:18,056
- Oh, God.
- Son of a-

2145
01:46:19,134 --> 01:46:21,226
Those motherfuckers!

2146
01:46:21,302 --> 01:46:23,066
You morons.

2147
01:46:23,138 --> 01:46:25,402
You're running around in ski masks,

2148
01:46:25,474 --> 01:46:26,600
trying to blow things up.

2149
01:46:26,675 --> 01:46:27,937
What did you think was gonna happen?!

2150
01:46:32,014 --> 01:46:32,981
OK, quick,

2151
01:46:33,048 --> 01:46:34,413
we gotta get rid of the evidence.

2152
01:46:34,483 --> 01:46:35,415
We gotta get rid of this body!

2153
01:46:35,484 --> 01:46:36,473
Bury him.

2154
01:46:36,552 --> 01:46:37,985
What?

2155
01:46:38,053 --> 01:46:38,985
Take him to the garden

2156
01:46:39,054 --> 01:46:40,180
and bury him.

2157
01:46:41,290 --> 01:46:42,222
Come on, people!

2158
01:46:42,291 --> 01:46:43,223
Let's go!

2159
01:46:43,292 --> 01:46:44,452
Hey, get the fuck of f!.

2160
01:46:44,527 --> 01:46:45,459
Get away from him!

2161
01:46:45,528 --> 01:46:47,086
What are you talking about?

2162
01:46:47,162 --> 01:46:48,493
This isn't a fucking piece of evidence,

2163
01:46:48,564 --> 01:46:49,827
this is a person!

2164
01:46:49,899 --> 01:46:50,831
He's a friend of mine,

2165
01:46:50,900 --> 01:46:51,992
and you're not gonna bury him

2166
01:46:52,067 --> 01:46:53,056
in the fucking garden.

2167
01:46:53,135 --> 01:46:56,127
He was killed serving
Project Mayhem, sir.

2168
01:46:56,205 --> 01:46:57,331
This is Bob.

2169
01:46:57,406 --> 01:46:59,841
But sir, in-in Project Mayhem

2170
01:46:59,910 --> 01:47:01,467
we have no names.

2171
01:47:01,544 --> 01:47:02,511
No, you listen to me.

2172
01:47:02,578 --> 01:47:04,443
This is a man, and he has a name.

2173
01:47:04,513 --> 01:47:07,141
And it's Robert Paulson, OK?

2174
01:47:07,216 --> 01:47:08,581
Robert Paulson?

2175
01:47:08,651 --> 01:47:10,244
He's a man and he's dead now

2176
01:47:10,320 --> 01:47:11,344
because of us, all right?

2177
01:47:11,421 --> 01:47:12,615
do you understand that?

2178
01:47:12,689 --> 01:47:14,918
I understand.

2179
01:47:17,494 --> 01:47:18,790
In death,

2180
01:47:18,861 --> 01:47:20,625
a member of Project Mayhem

2181
01:47:20,697 --> 01:47:22,324
has a name.

2182
01:47:23,567 --> 01:47:25,761
His name is Robert Paulson.

2183
01:47:26,836 --> 01:47:28,667
His name is Robert Paulson.

2184
01:47:28,738 --> 01:47:32,834
His name is Robert Paulson.

2185
01:47:32,909 --> 01:47:35,934
His name is Robert Paulson.

2186
01:47:36,011 --> 01:47:37,343
Come on, guys, please, stop it.

2187
01:47:37,414 --> 01:47:38,881
His name is Robert Paulson.

2188
01:47:38,949 --> 01:47:41,576
His name is Robert Paulson.

2189
01:47:41,650 --> 01:47:43,676
Shut up!

2190
01:47:43,753 --> 01:47:44,742
This is all over with!

2191
01:47:44,821 --> 01:47:46,584
His name is Robert Paulson.

2192
01:47:46,656 --> 01:47:48,783
His name is Robert Paulson.

2193
01:47:48,858 --> 01:47:51,418
His name is Robert Paulson.

2194
01:47:51,494 --> 01:47:54,019
His name is Robert Paulson.

2195
01:47:54,097 --> 01:47:56,395
His name is Robert Paulson...

2196
01:48:20,358 --> 01:48:21,347
Tyler?

2197
01:48:21,425 --> 01:48:22,686
No, this is Detective Stern

2198
01:48:22,759 --> 01:48:23,691
at the Arson Unit.

2199
01:48:23,760 --> 01:48:24,853
I need to see you in my of fice-

2200
01:48:29,834 --> 01:48:30,926
I went to all the cities

2201
01:48:31,002 --> 01:48:32,833
on Tyler's used ticket stubs,

2202
01:48:32,903 --> 01:48:33,834
barhopping.

2203
01:48:34,905 --> 01:48:36,202
I didn't know how or why,

2204
01:48:36,273 --> 01:48:37,900
but I could look at 50 different bars

2205
01:48:37,975 --> 01:48:39,566
and somehow I just knew.

2206
01:48:39,643 --> 01:48:40,611
I'm looking for Tyler Durden.

2207
01:48:40,678 --> 01:48:43,408
It's very important that I talk to him.

2208
01:48:43,481 --> 01:48:45,072
I wish I could help you.

2209
01:48:46,150 --> 01:48:47,082
Sir.

2210
01:48:53,124 --> 01:48:54,853
Every city I went to...

2211
01:48:56,560 --> 01:48:58,892
as soon as I set foot of f the plane,

2212
01:48:58,963 --> 01:49:01,194
I knew a Fight Club was close.

2213
01:49:02,266 --> 01:49:03,995
Hey! Hey!

2214
01:49:04,068 --> 01:49:05,660
Taxi!

2215
01:49:05,736 --> 01:49:07,204
Look at my face. I'm a member.

2216
01:49:07,272 --> 01:49:08,431
Now, I just need to know

2217
01:49:08,506 --> 01:49:10,474
if you’ve seen Tyler.

2218
01:49:10,541 --> 01:49:12,669
I'm not exposed to...

2219
01:49:12,744 --> 01:49:14,301
speak any such information to you,

2220
01:49:14,378 --> 01:49:16,107
nor would I, even if
I had said information

2221
01:49:16,180 --> 01:49:19,013
you want at this juncture, be able.

2222
01:49:20,685 --> 01:49:21,947
You're a moron.

2223
01:49:22,019 --> 01:49:23,385
I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to ask you to leave.

2224
01:49:24,755 --> 01:49:26,950
Tyler had been busy.

2225
01:49:27,024 --> 01:49:29,755
Setting up franchises
all over the country.

2226
01:49:32,563 --> 01:49:34,031
Was I asleep?

2227
01:49:35,500 --> 01:49:37,023
Had I slept?

2228
01:49:37,101 --> 01:49:38,660
Is Tyler my bad dream,

2229
01:49:38,737 --> 01:49:40,671
or am I Tyler's?

2230
01:49:40,739 --> 01:49:42,137
We’ve just heard the stories.

2231
01:49:42,206 --> 01:49:43,434
What kind of stories?

2232
01:49:43,508 --> 01:49:44,998
Like, nobody knows what he looks like.

2233
01:49:45,077 --> 01:49:46,009
He has facial

2234
01:49:46,078 --> 01:49:47,010
reconstructive surgery

2235
01:49:47,079 --> 01:49:48,170
every 3 years.

2236
01:49:48,245 --> 01:49:50,544
That's the stupidest
thing I've ever heard.

2237
01:49:50,615 --> 01:49:53,049
Is it true about Fight Club in Miami?

2238
01:49:53,118 --> 01:49:55,450
Is Mr. Durden building an army?

2239
01:49:55,520 --> 01:49:57,147
I was living in a state

2240
01:49:57,222 --> 01:49:59,383
of perpetual déjà vu.

2241
01:49:59,458 --> 01:50:01,050
Everywhere I went,

2242
01:50:01,126 --> 01:50:03,526
I felt I'd already been there.

2243
01:50:03,595 --> 01:50:07,531
It was like following an invisible man.

2244
01:50:07,599 --> 01:50:09,692
The smell of dried blood,

2245
01:50:09,768 --> 01:50:14,068
dirty, bare footprints
circling each other,

2246
01:50:14,139 --> 01:50:17,540
that aroma of old sweat,
like fried chicken.

2247
01:50:17,609 --> 01:50:19,338
The feel of a floor still warm

2248
01:50:19,411 --> 01:50:21,004
from the fight the night before.

2249
01:50:21,080 --> 01:50:25,015
I was always just one step behind Tyler.

2250
01:50:27,553 --> 01:50:29,543
His name is Robert Paulson.

2251
01:50:29,621 --> 01:50:31,988
His name is Robert Paulson.

2252
01:50:32,058 --> 01:50:32,990
His-

2253
01:50:35,827 --> 01:50:37,159
Welcome back, sir.

2254
01:50:38,731 --> 01:50:39,890
How have you been?

2255
01:50:41,633 --> 01:50:42,794
do you know me?

2256
01:50:43,870 --> 01:50:45,359
Is this a test, sir?

2257
01:50:45,437 --> 01:50:47,338
No, this is not a test.

2258
01:50:47,406 --> 01:50:51,136
You were in here last Thursday.

2259
01:50:51,209 --> 01:50:52,609
Thursday?

2260
01:50:52,678 --> 01:50:53,610
You were standing

2261
01:50:53,679 --> 01:50:55,044
exactly where you are now,

2262
01:50:55,114 --> 01:50:57,844
asking how good security is.

2263
01:50:57,917 --> 01:50:59,214
It's tight as a drum, sir.

2264
01:51:01,754 --> 01:51:04,120
Who do you think I am?

2265
01:51:04,190 --> 01:51:06,750
Are you sure this isn't a test?

2266
01:51:06,826 --> 01:51:08,760
No, this is not a test.

2267
01:51:08,828 --> 01:51:12,229
You're Mr. Durden.

2268
01:51:12,298 --> 01:51:14,858
You're the one who gave me this.

2269
01:51:16,002 --> 01:51:17,230
Please return your seat backs

2270
01:51:17,303 --> 01:51:19,965
to their full, upright
and locked position.

2271
01:51:30,818 --> 01:51:31,749
Yeah?

2272
01:51:31,818 --> 01:51:32,750
Marla, it's me.

2273
01:51:32,819 --> 01:51:34,047
Have we ever done it?

2274
01:51:34,120 --> 01:51:35,053
Done what?

2275
01:51:35,122 --> 01:51:36,248
Have we ever had sex?

2276
01:51:36,323 --> 01:51:38,483
What kind of stupid question is that?

2277
01:51:38,558 --> 01:51:39,924
Is it stupid because the answer's yes,

2278
01:51:39,993 --> 01:51:40,960
or because the answer's no?

2279
01:51:41,028 --> 01:51:42,494
Is this a trick?

2280
01:51:42,562 --> 01:51:43,824
No, Marla, I need to know-

2281
01:51:43,896 --> 01:51:45,056
You mean you want to know if I think

2282
01:51:45,131 --> 01:51:47,600
we were just having sex or making love?

2283
01:51:47,668 --> 01:51:49,828
We did make love.

2284
01:51:49,902 --> 01:51:51,063
Is that what you're calling it?

2285
01:51:51,138 --> 01:51:52,400
Just answer the question,

2286
01:51:52,472 --> 01:51:53,404
Marla, please!

2287
01:51:53,473 --> 01:51:54,461
Did we do it or not?

2288
01:51:54,540 --> 01:51:56,065
You fuck me, then snub me.

2289
01:51:56,143 --> 01:51:57,167
You love me, you hate me.

2290
01:51:57,244 --> 01:51:58,643
You show me a sensitive side,

2291
01:51:58,712 --> 01:52:00,201
then you turn into a total asshole.

2292
01:52:00,279 --> 01:52:01,304
Is that a pretty accurate description

2293
01:52:01,381 --> 01:52:02,746
of our relationship, Tyler?

2294
01:52:02,816 --> 01:52:05,477
We have just lost cabin pressure.

2295
01:52:05,551 --> 01:52:06,484
What did you just say?

2296
01:52:06,553 --> 01:52:07,577
What is wrong with you?

2297
01:52:07,654 --> 01:52:08,916
What did you call me? Say my name!

2298
01:52:08,989 --> 01:52:10,957
Tyler Durden. Tyler Durden,

2299
01:52:11,024 --> 01:52:12,651
you fucking freak. What's going on?

2300
01:52:12,726 --> 01:52:13,658
I'm coming over.

2301
01:52:13,727 --> 01:52:14,716
No, wait, Marla, I'm not there-

2302
01:52:16,930 --> 01:52:18,693
You broke your promise.

2303
01:52:18,765 --> 01:52:19,754
Jesus, Tyler.

2304
01:52:19,833 --> 01:52:21,494
You fuckin' talked to her about me.

2305
01:52:21,568 --> 01:52:23,297
Tyler, what the fuck is going on here?

2306
01:52:23,370 --> 01:52:25,065
I asked you for one thing,

2307
01:52:25,138 --> 01:52:26,833
one simple thing.

2308
01:52:26,907 --> 01:52:28,102
Why do people think that I'm you?

2309
01:52:29,776 --> 01:52:30,970
Answer me!

2310
01:52:34,715 --> 01:52:35,647
Sit.

2311
01:52:39,053 --> 01:52:39,984
Now answer me.

2312
01:52:40,053 --> 01:52:41,543
Why do people think that I'm you?

2313
01:52:42,856 --> 01:52:43,846
I think you know.

2314
01:52:43,925 --> 01:52:45,449
No, I don't.

2315
01:52:45,526 --> 01:52:46,583
Yes, you do.

2316
01:52:46,660 --> 01:52:49,323
Why would anyone possibly
confuse you with me?

2317
01:52:50,498 --> 01:52:53,227
Uh... I... I don't know.

2318
01:52:57,038 --> 01:52:58,402
You got it.

2319
01:52:58,472 --> 01:52:59,906
No.

2320
01:52:59,974 --> 01:53:00,941
Do not fuck with us.

2321
01:53:01,009 --> 01:53:02,198
Say it.

2322
01:53:03,699 --> 01:53:05,463
Because...

2323
01:53:06,903 --> 01:53:07,961
Say it.

2324
01:53:09,872 --> 01:53:11,737
Because we're the same person.

2325
01:53:11,808 --> 01:53:13,969
That's right.

2326
01:53:14,043 --> 01:53:16,204
We are the all-singing,
all dancing-

2327
01:53:16,279 --> 01:53:17,803
I don't understand this.

2328
01:53:17,880 --> 01:53:18,812
You were looking for a way

2329
01:53:18,881 --> 01:53:20,006
to change your life.

2330
01:53:20,082 --> 01:53:22,381
You could not do this on your own.

2331
01:53:22,452 --> 01:53:24,352
All the ways you wish you could be,

2332
01:53:24,420 --> 01:53:25,978
that's me.

2333
01:53:27,056 --> 01:53:28,318
I look like you wanna look,

2334
01:53:28,391 --> 01:53:29,551
I fuck like you wanna fuck,

2335
01:53:29,626 --> 01:53:30,991
I am smart, capable,

2336
01:53:31,061 --> 01:53:33,221
and most importantly, I am free

2337
01:53:33,296 --> 01:53:34,820
in all the ways that you are not.

2338
01:53:34,897 --> 01:53:35,886
Oh, no.

2339
01:53:35,965 --> 01:53:36,898
Tyler's not here.

2340
01:53:36,967 --> 01:53:37,898
Tyler went away.

2341
01:53:37,967 --> 01:53:38,899
- Tyler's gone.
- What?

2342
01:53:38,968 --> 01:53:40,401
This is impossible.

2343
01:53:40,470 --> 01:53:42,029
- No.
- This is crazy.

2344
01:53:42,106 --> 01:53:43,436
People do it every day.

2345
01:53:43,506 --> 01:53:44,837
They talk to themselves.

2346
01:53:44,907 --> 01:53:47,069
They see themselves
as they'd like to be.

2347
01:53:47,144 --> 01:53:49,077
They don't have the courage you have,

2348
01:53:49,145 --> 01:53:50,339
to just run with it.

2349
01:53:54,184 --> 01:53:56,048
Naturally, you're
still wrestling with it,

2350
01:53:56,119 --> 01:53:57,587
so sometimes you're still you.

2351
01:53:57,655 --> 01:53:59,452
We should do this again sometime.

2352
01:53:59,523 --> 01:54:02,389
Other times, you imagine
yourself watching me.

2353
01:54:02,458 --> 01:54:03,790
If this is your first
night at Fight Club,

2354
01:54:03,861 --> 01:54:04,953
you have to fight.

2355
01:54:05,029 --> 01:54:06,359
Little by little,

2356
01:54:06,429 --> 01:54:09,729
you’re just letting yourself become...

2357
01:54:09,800 --> 01:54:12,199
Tyler Durden.

2358
01:54:12,268 --> 01:54:13,292
You are not your job,

2359
01:54:13,370 --> 01:54:15,065
or how much money you have in the bank!

2360
01:54:15,139 --> 01:54:16,299
No, you have a house.

2361
01:54:16,373 --> 01:54:17,566
Rented in your name.

2362
01:54:17,640 --> 01:54:19,575
You have jobs, you have a whole life.

2363
01:54:19,643 --> 01:54:21,235
You have night jobs
because you can't sleep.

2364
01:54:21,312 --> 01:54:23,142
Or you stay up and make soap.

2365
01:54:23,212 --> 01:54:24,737
Marla-You're fucking Marla, Tyler.

2366
01:54:24,815 --> 01:54:26,783
Uh, technically, you're fucking Marla.

2367
01:54:26,850 --> 01:54:28,147
But it's all the same to her.

2368
01:54:30,487 --> 01:54:31,977
Oh, my God.

2369
01:54:33,057 --> 01:54:35,048
Now you see our dilemma.

2370
01:54:35,125 --> 01:54:37,150
She knows too much.

2371
01:54:38,295 --> 01:54:39,353
I think we're going to have to talk

2372
01:54:39,430 --> 01:54:42,627
about how this might
compromise our goals.

2373
01:54:42,700 --> 01:54:45,727
Wh-What are you saying?

2374
01:54:45,804 --> 01:54:47,464
This is
- This is bullshit.

2375
01:54:47,538 --> 01:54:49,028
This is bullshit.

2376
01:54:49,106 --> 01:54:50,073
I'm not listening to this.

2377
01:54:50,140 --> 01:54:51,073
You are insane.

2378
01:54:51,142 --> 01:54:52,972
No, you're insane.

2379
01:54:53,043 --> 01:54:55,568
And we simply do not
have time for this crap.

2380
01:54:58,148 --> 01:55:00,013
It's called a changeover.

2381
01:55:00,084 --> 01:55:01,609
The movie goes on,

2382
01:55:01,686 --> 01:55:03,119
and nobody in the audience

2383
01:55:03,188 --> 01:55:04,745
has any idea.

2384
01:55:17,736 --> 01:55:18,668
Sir!

2385
01:55:18,737 --> 01:55:20,068
Are you checking out?

2386
01:55:20,138 --> 01:55:21,331
Yeah, uh, b-bill me.

2387
01:55:21,405 --> 01:55:23,067
I need you to initial this list

2388
01:55:23,141 --> 01:55:24,233
of phone calls, please.

2389
01:55:28,246 --> 01:55:29,406
When were these made?

2390
01:55:29,481 --> 01:55:30,675
It says right there, sir,

2391
01:55:30,749 --> 01:55:32,306
between 2:00 and 3:30 this morning.

2392
01:55:32,383 --> 01:55:33,715
No, I w-

2393
01:55:37,622 --> 01:55:38,680
Have I been going to bed

2394
01:55:38,757 --> 01:55:40,019
earlier every night?

2395
01:55:40,091 --> 01:55:42,116
Have I been sleeping later?

2396
01:55:44,095 --> 01:55:47,121
Have I been Tyler longer and longer?

2397
01:55:50,668 --> 01:55:51,600
Is anybody here?

2398
01:55:54,673 --> 01:55:57,505
Déjà vu all over again.

2399
01:55:58,576 --> 01:55:59,509
Yeah, with enough soap,

2400
01:55:59,578 --> 01:56:00,976
we could blow up just about anything.

2401
01:56:04,149 --> 01:56:06,175
Oh, my God.

2402
01:56:09,287 --> 01:56:10,255
1888.

2403
01:56:10,322 --> 01:56:11,584
I'm sorry, who am I calling?

2404
01:56:11,657 --> 01:56:13,624
1888 Franklin. This is Maintenance.

2405
01:56:15,728 --> 01:56:17,161
Hello?

2406
01:56:17,229 --> 01:56:18,160
Hello?

2407
01:56:18,229 --> 01:56:20,094
1888 Franklin Street?

2408
01:56:20,165 --> 01:56:23,260
Yes. Can I help you?

2409
01:56:25,570 --> 01:56:27,198
Hello?

2410
01:56:27,273 --> 01:56:28,399
Yeah, yeah.

2411
01:56:28,474 --> 01:56:29,735
Uh, I need to talk to your supervisor

2412
01:56:29,808 --> 01:56:30,740
right away.

2413
01:56:30,809 --> 01:56:31,742
Speaking.

2414
01:56:31,811 --> 01:56:32,743
OK, listen to me.

2415
01:56:32,812 --> 01:56:34,006
I think something really terrible

2416
01:56:34,079 --> 01:56:35,046
is about to happen at your building.

2417
01:56:35,113 --> 01:56:36,102
You have got-

2418
01:56:36,181 --> 01:56:37,410
It's under control, sir.

2419
01:56:38,784 --> 01:56:39,751
Excuse me?

2420
01:56:39,819 --> 01:56:41,376
Don't worry about us, sir.

2421
01:56:41,453 --> 01:56:42,853
We're solid.

2422
01:56:46,492 --> 01:56:47,789
2160.

2423
01:56:55,734 --> 01:56:56,758
Marla! Marla!

2424
01:56:56,836 --> 01:56:58,827
Hey! Fuck! Wait!

2425
01:56:59,905 --> 01:57:01,600
Wait, I gotta talk to you!

2426
01:57:01,674 --> 01:57:02,835
Marla, Marla!

2427
01:57:02,909 --> 01:57:04,000
Your whacked-out bald freaks

2428
01:57:04,076 --> 01:57:05,543
hit me with a fucking broom!

2429
01:57:05,611 --> 01:57:07,272
They almost broke my arm!

2430
01:57:07,346 --> 01:57:08,974
They were burning their
fingertips with lye,

2431
01:57:09,049 --> 01:57:10,037
the stink was unbelievable.

2432
01:57:10,115 --> 01:57:11,047
Look-Look, listen,

2433
01:57:11,116 --> 01:57:12,048
it's gonna take a tremendous act

2434
01:57:12,117 --> 01:57:13,049
of faith on your part,

2435
01:57:13,118 --> 01:57:14,086
but you've got to hear me out.

2436
01:57:14,154 --> 01:57:16,053
Oh, here comes an avalanche of bullshit.

2437
01:57:16,121 --> 01:57:17,588
A little more faith than that.

2438
01:57:21,961 --> 01:57:22,893
No, listen, I don't want to hear

2439
01:57:22,962 --> 01:57:23,895
anything you have to say.

2440
01:57:23,964 --> 01:57:26,023
You have every right to be...

2441
01:57:26,099 --> 01:57:28,157
Um, I'll just have a coffee, thanks.

2442
01:57:28,234 --> 01:57:31,170
Sir, anything you order
is free of charge, sir.

2443
01:57:31,238 --> 01:57:33,296
Why is it free of charge?

2444
01:57:33,372 --> 01:57:34,464
Don't-Don't ask.

2445
01:57:34,541 --> 01:57:35,599
Whatever.

2446
01:57:35,675 --> 01:57:38,302
I'll have the clam
chowder, the fried chicken

2447
01:57:38,377 --> 01:57:39,469
with the baked potato with everything,

2448
01:57:39,545 --> 01:57:41,013
and a chocolate chiffon pie.

2449
01:57:41,081 --> 01:57:43,174
Clean food, please.

2450
01:57:43,250 --> 01:57:45,012
In that case, sir, may I advise against

2451
01:57:45,085 --> 01:57:46,313
the lady eating the clam chowder?

2452
01:57:46,386 --> 01:57:48,377
No clam chowder, thank you.

2453
01:57:50,590 --> 01:57:52,114
You've got about 30 seconds.

2454
01:57:54,861 --> 01:57:55,793
Marla, I know that I've been acting

2455
01:57:55,862 --> 01:57:57,056
very, very strange.

2456
01:57:57,130 --> 01:57:59,291
OK, I know that it's got to seem

2457
01:57:59,366 --> 01:58:00,424
Like there's 2 sides to me-

2458
01:58:00,500 --> 01:58:01,432
2 sides?

2459
01:58:01,501 --> 01:58:02,798
You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass.

2460
01:58:02,869 --> 01:58:03,801
I deserve that, but-

2461
01:58:03,870 --> 01:58:05,030
I've come to realize something

2462
01:58:05,105 --> 01:58:06,037
very, very important.

2463
01:58:06,106 --> 01:58:07,164
What?

2464
01:58:07,240 --> 01:58:08,673
The full extent of our relationship

2465
01:58:08,742 --> 01:58:10,801
wasn't really clear to me up until now,

2466
01:58:10,877 --> 01:58:12,072
for reasons I'm not going to go into,

2467
01:58:12,146 --> 01:58:13,578
but the important thing is, I know

2468
01:58:13,647 --> 01:58:14,841
that I haven't been
treating you so nice.

2469
01:58:14,915 --> 01:58:15,847
Yeah, whatever.

2470
01:58:15,916 --> 01:58:16,884
No, no
- 15 seconds.

2471
01:58:16,951 --> 01:58:18,145
15 seconds, please, please.

2472
01:58:18,219 --> 01:58:20,049
15 seconds, don't open your mouth.

2473
01:58:20,120 --> 01:58:22,681
I'm trying to tell you that I'm sorry.

2474
01:58:22,757 --> 01:58:23,951
Because what I've come to realize

2475
01:58:24,025 --> 01:58:26,788
is that I really like you, Marla.

2476
01:58:27,995 --> 01:58:29,292
You do?

2477
01:58:29,363 --> 01:58:30,886
I really do.

2478
01:58:30,964 --> 01:58:31,931
I care about you

2479
01:58:31,998 --> 01:58:33,023
and I don't want anything bad

2480
01:58:33,100 --> 01:58:35,659
to happen to you because of me.

2481
01:58:35,735 --> 01:58:38,432
Marla, your life is in danger.

2482
01:58:39,574 --> 01:58:40,506
What?

2483
01:58:40,575 --> 01:58:42,974
You need to leave town for a while.

2484
01:58:43,043 --> 01:58:44,306
Get out of any major city

2485
01:58:44,378 --> 01:58:45,504
and just go camping or something.

2486
01:58:45,580 --> 01:58:46,638
You're an insane person.

2487
01:58:46,714 --> 01:58:47,805
No, no, I've involved you

2488
01:58:47,881 --> 01:58:49,679
in something terrible
that's about to happen.

2489
01:58:49,750 --> 01:58:51,183
No. Shut up,

2490
01:58:51,252 --> 01:58:52,412
shut up!

2491
01:58:55,623 --> 01:58:57,352
Listen, I tried, Tyler.

2492
01:58:57,425 --> 01:58:58,584
I really tried.

2493
01:58:58,658 --> 01:58:59,591
I know you did.

2494
01:58:59,660 --> 01:59:01,628
There are things about you I like.

2495
01:59:01,696 --> 01:59:03,186
You're smart, you're funny,

2496
01:59:03,264 --> 01:59:05,630
you're spectacular in bed.

2497
01:59:05,700 --> 01:59:08,863
But you're intolerable.

2498
01:59:08,936 --> 01:59:11,837
You have very serious
emotional problems.

2499
01:59:11,906 --> 01:59:13,669
Deep-seated problems
for which you should seek

2500
01:59:13,741 --> 01:59:15,073
professional help.

2501
01:59:15,143 --> 01:59:16,541
I know, and I'm sorry.

2502
01:59:16,611 --> 01:59:17,475
Yeah, you're sorry, I'm sorry,

2503
01:59:17,545 --> 01:59:18,671
everyone's sorry. But...

2504
01:59:20,214 --> 01:59:21,909
I can't do this anymore.

2505
01:59:23,017 --> 01:59:24,541
I can't.

2506
01:59:24,619 --> 01:59:25,609
And I won't.

2507
01:59:27,189 --> 01:59:28,212
I'm gone.

2508
01:59:29,924 --> 01:59:30,856
You can't leave, Marla,

2509
01:59:30,926 --> 01:59:32,595
you're not safe!

2510
01:59:36,499 --> 01:59:37,431
No! Leave me alone!

2511
01:59:37,500 --> 01:59:39,364
Marla, I'm trying to protect you.

2512
01:59:39,434 --> 01:59:40,958
I don't ever want to see you again!

2513
01:59:41,036 --> 01:59:42,698
That's fine, if that's what it takes...

2514
01:59:42,772 --> 01:59:44,103
You wait. Wait right here.

2515
01:59:48,778 --> 01:59:49,710
Hold it right there.

2516
01:59:49,779 --> 01:59:50,710
Shut up!

2517
01:59:50,779 --> 01:59:51,803
Shut up!

2518
01:59:51,880 --> 01:59:53,712
Take this money and get on this bus.

2519
01:59:53,783 --> 01:59:54,715
And I promise you

2520
01:59:54,784 --> 01:59:55,773
I will never bother you again

2521
01:59:55,852 --> 01:59:56,783
if that's what you want.

2522
01:59:56,852 --> 01:59:58,081
Shut up!

2523
01:59:58,154 --> 01:59:59,485
Please get on the bus.

2524
01:59:59,555 --> 02:00:00,954
Please get on the bus!

2525
02:00:02,725 --> 02:00:03,885
Why are you doing this?

2526
02:00:03,960 --> 02:00:05,552
Because they think you're
some kind of a threat.

2527
02:00:05,628 --> 02:00:06,720
I-I can't explain it right now,

2528
02:00:06,796 --> 02:00:07,727
just trust me.

2529
02:00:07,796 --> 02:00:08,729
If I see where you're going,

2530
02:00:08,798 --> 02:00:09,730
you will not be safe.

2531
02:00:09,799 --> 02:00:10,993
I'm not paying this back.

2532
02:00:11,067 --> 02:00:12,534
I consider it asshole tax.

2533
02:00:12,602 --> 02:00:14,695
That's fine. Remember,
stay out of major cities

2534
02:00:14,771 --> 02:00:15,897
for at least a couple of days, OK?

2535
02:00:15,972 --> 02:00:16,904
Tyler.

2536
02:00:18,508 --> 02:00:19,839
You're the worst thing

2537
02:00:19,909 --> 02:00:21,308
that ever happened to me.

2538
02:00:36,392 --> 02:00:37,757
Hello.

2539
02:00:37,827 --> 02:00:39,419
I need you to arrest me.

2540
02:00:39,495 --> 02:00:41,794
I am the leader of a
terrorist organization

2541
02:00:41,864 --> 02:00:44,162
responsible for numerous
acts of vandalism,

2542
02:00:44,233 --> 02:00:45,929
and assault all over this city.

2543
02:00:47,004 --> 02:00:48,231
...in the metropolitan area,

2544
02:00:48,304 --> 02:00:50,830
with probably a couple hundred members.

2545
02:00:50,908 --> 02:00:52,000
Chapters have sprung up

2546
02:00:52,076 --> 02:00:54,839
in 5 or 6 other major cities already.

2547
02:00:54,911 --> 02:00:57,972
This is a tightly
regimented organization,

2548
02:00:58,048 --> 02:01:00,140
with many cells capable of operating

2549
02:01:00,216 --> 02:01:03,243
completely independent
of central leadership.

2550
02:01:03,320 --> 02:01:05,446
Look, look, go to that house, OK?

2551
02:01:05,521 --> 02:01:07,649
1537 Paper Street.

2552
02:01:07,725 --> 02:01:09,659
That's our headquarters.

2553
02:01:09,727 --> 02:01:12,252
In the back, buried in the garden,

2554
02:01:12,329 --> 02:01:15,423
you'll find the body of Robert Paulson.

2555
02:01:15,499 --> 02:01:17,433
In the basement,

2556
02:01:17,501 --> 02:01:18,695
you're gonna find some bathtubs

2557
02:01:18,769 --> 02:01:20,293
that have been used very recently

2558
02:01:20,370 --> 02:01:24,397
to make large quantities
of nitroglycerin.

2559
02:01:24,475 --> 02:01:25,533
I believe the plan

2560
02:01:25,609 --> 02:01:27,373
is to blow up the headquarters

2561
02:01:27,445 --> 02:01:29,036
of these credit card companies,

2562
02:01:29,113 --> 02:01:30,978
and the T.R.W. building.

2563
02:01:32,717 --> 02:01:33,944
Why these buildings?

2564
02:01:34,017 --> 02:01:36,042
Why credit card companies?

2565
02:01:36,120 --> 02:01:37,952
If you erase the debt record,

2566
02:01:38,022 --> 02:01:40,512
then we all go back to zero.

2567
02:01:40,591 --> 02:01:42,616
It'll create total chaos.

2568
02:01:45,395 --> 02:01:46,384
Keep him talking.

2569
02:01:46,463 --> 02:01:47,452
I need to make a phone call.

2570
02:01:58,342 --> 02:02:00,277
I really admire what you're doing.

2571
02:02:01,946 --> 02:02:02,877
What?

2572
02:02:02,946 --> 02:02:05,142
You're a brave man to order this.

2573
02:02:05,216 --> 02:02:06,877
You're a genius, sir.

2574
02:02:06,951 --> 02:02:09,886
You said, if anyone ever interferes

2575
02:02:09,954 --> 02:02:11,717
with Project
Mayhem- even you-

2576
02:02:11,790 --> 02:02:14,087
we gotta get his bails.

2577
02:02:15,560 --> 02:02:16,527
It's useless to fight.

2578
02:02:16,594 --> 02:02:17,720
This is really a powerful gesture,

2579
02:02:17,796 --> 02:02:18,728
Mr. Durden.

2580
02:02:18,797 --> 02:02:20,058
It'll set quite an example.

2581
02:02:20,130 --> 02:02:22,224
You're making a big mistake, fellas.

2582
02:02:22,300 --> 02:02:23,232
You said you'd say that.

2583
02:02:23,301 --> 02:02:24,768
I'm not Tyler Durden!

2584
02:02:24,836 --> 02:02:26,360
You told us you'd say that, too.

2585
02:02:26,437 --> 02:02:29,270
All right, I am Tyler Durden.

2586
02:02:29,340 --> 02:02:30,534
Listen to me,

2587
02:02:30,608 --> 02:02:32,166
I'm giving you a direct order.

2588
02:02:32,243 --> 02:02:34,234
We are aborting this mission, right now.

2589
02:02:34,312 --> 02:02:35,711
You said you would definitely say that.

2590
02:02:41,921 --> 02:02:42,944
Are you fucking out of your minds?

2591
02:02:43,021 --> 02:02:44,318
You're police officers!

2592
02:02:47,326 --> 02:02:48,451
Somebody timing this?

2593
02:02:48,526 --> 02:02:49,458
No! No!

2594
02:02:49,527 --> 02:02:51,051
Keep your mouth shut!

2595
02:02:52,131 --> 02:02:53,063
Shit.

2596
02:02:55,834 --> 02:02:56,801
Yeah?

2597
02:02:56,868 --> 02:02:57,893
Hey, you know, some of this information

2598
02:02:57,970 --> 02:02:59,232
checks out.

2599
02:02:59,305 --> 02:03:00,862
Let's go over to that house

2600
02:03:00,939 --> 02:03:01,997
on Paper Street.

2601
02:03:02,073 --> 02:03:03,132
Be right there.

2602
02:03:04,210 --> 02:03:05,574
Hey! Wait!

2603
02:03:05,643 --> 02:03:06,871
I got him.

2604
02:03:06,945 --> 02:03:08,208
Sir, we have to do this, sir.

2605
02:03:08,280 --> 02:03:09,406
Stop fighting.

2606
02:03:09,481 --> 02:03:10,778
Where's the rubber band?

2607
02:03:10,850 --> 02:03:11,941
Get away from me!

2608
02:03:12,016 --> 02:03:12,948
Drop that fucking knife!

2609
02:03:13,017 --> 02:03:13,950
Drop it!

2610
02:03:17,188 --> 02:03:18,120
Back up.

2611
02:03:18,189 --> 02:03:19,248
Face down on the floor,

2612
02:03:19,325 --> 02:03:20,257
both of you, right now!

2613
02:03:22,827 --> 02:03:24,420
Get down on the floor!

2614
02:03:29,033 --> 02:03:31,002
First person comes out this fucking door

2615
02:03:31,070 --> 02:03:33,231
gets a-gets a lead
salad, you understand?

2616
02:03:58,264 --> 02:04:00,164
Get away! Get away!

2617
02:04:12,879 --> 02:04:14,345
I ran.

2618
02:04:15,881 --> 02:04:17,611
I ran until my muscles burned

2619
02:04:17,684 --> 02:04:19,811
and my veins pumped battery acid.

2620
02:04:22,589 --> 02:04:24,250
Then I ran some more.

2621
02:05:05,865 --> 02:05:07,696
What the fuck are you doing?

2622
02:05:07,767 --> 02:05:09,359
Running around in your underpants.

2623
02:05:09,436 --> 02:05:10,734
Man, you look like a crazy person.

2624
02:05:10,805 --> 02:05:12,533
No, I'm onto you.

2625
02:05:12,605 --> 02:05:13,731
I know what's going on here.

2626
02:05:13,807 --> 02:05:14,865
Well come on, then.

2627
02:05:14,942 --> 02:05:16,432
I got us a great place to watch from.

2628
02:05:17,811 --> 02:05:18,869
It'll be like
pay-per-view.

2629
02:06:07,828 --> 02:06:08,761
Oh, Christ.

2630
02:06:08,830 --> 02:06:10,729
Now what are you doing?

2631
02:06:10,798 --> 02:06:11,890
I'm stopping this.

2632
02:06:11,966 --> 02:06:14,992
Why? Greatest thing
you've ever done, man.

2633
02:06:15,069 --> 02:06:16,696
No, I can't let this happen.

2634
02:06:16,771 --> 02:06:18,295
You know there are 10 other bombs

2635
02:06:18,372 --> 02:06:19,840
in 10 other buildings.

2636
02:06:19,908 --> 02:06:21,272
God damn it, since
when is Project Mayhem

2637
02:06:21,342 --> 02:06:22,274
about murder?

2638
02:06:22,343 --> 02:06:23,640
The buildings are empty.

2639
02:06:23,712 --> 02:06:25,270
Security and maintenance,
all our people.

2640
02:06:25,347 --> 02:06:26,540
We're not killing anyone, man,

2641
02:06:26,614 --> 02:06:27,842
we're setting 'em free.

2642
02:06:27,915 --> 02:06:28,847
Bob is dead.

2643
02:06:28,916 --> 02:06:30,646
They shot him in the head.

2644
02:06:30,719 --> 02:06:31,980
You wanna make an omelet,

2645
02:06:32,053 --> 02:06:33,611
you gotta break some eggs.

2646
02:06:33,687 --> 02:06:34,950
No, I'm not listening to you.

2647
02:06:35,023 --> 02:06:36,081
You're not even there.

2648
02:06:43,898 --> 02:06:44,865
Wouldn't do that.

2649
02:06:44,933 --> 02:06:47,697
Not unless I knew which wires were what.

2650
02:06:47,769 --> 02:06:49,429
If you know, then I know.

2651
02:06:55,109 --> 02:06:56,042
Or...

2652
02:06:56,111 --> 02:06:57,043
maybe I knew you'd know,

2653
02:06:57,112 --> 02:06:58,136
so I spent the whole day

2654
02:06:58,213 --> 02:06:59,373
thinking about the wrong ones.

2655
02:07:08,025 --> 02:07:09,014
You think?

2656
02:07:11,062 --> 02:07:12,859
Oh, heavens no, not the green one.

2657
02:07:14,031 --> 02:07:15,362
Pull any one but the green one.

2658
02:07:21,239 --> 02:07:23,105
I asked you not to do that!

2659
02:07:28,714 --> 02:07:30,010
Tyler, get away from the van.

2660
02:07:33,051 --> 02:07:34,484
Tyler, I'm not kidding!

2661
02:07:34,553 --> 02:07:36,452
Get away from the van!

2662
02:07:36,520 --> 02:07:37,782
God damn it!

2663
02:07:39,091 --> 02:07:40,558
Whoa!

2664
02:07:40,626 --> 02:07:41,557
Whoa!

2665
02:07:44,763 --> 02:07:47,560
OK, you are now firing a gun

2666
02:07:47,632 --> 02:07:48,895
at your imaginary friend

2667
02:07:48,967 --> 02:07:51,663
near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!

2668
02:07:53,939 --> 02:07:55,634
Look, Tyler, Tyler!

2669
02:07:58,743 --> 02:07:59,972
Ahh!

2670
02:08:09,121 --> 02:08:10,782
Aw, come on.

2671
02:08:10,856 --> 02:08:12,050
Don't go.

2672
02:08:50,696 --> 02:08:51,856
What?!

2673
02:09:37,777 --> 02:09:38,937
3 minutes.

2674
02:09:39,012 --> 02:09:41,310
This is it.

2675
02:09:41,381 --> 02:09:43,440
The beginning.

2676
02:09:43,516 --> 02:09:45,485
Ground zero.

2677
02:09:45,552 --> 02:09:47,519
I think this is about where we came in.

2678
02:09:47,587 --> 02:09:48,554
Would you like to say a few words

2679
02:09:48,621 --> 02:09:50,419
to mark the occasion?

2680
02:09:52,326 --> 02:09:53,519
I'm sorry?

2681
02:09:53,593 --> 02:09:56,222
I still can't think of anything.

2682
02:09:57,898 --> 02:10:00,024
Ah, flashback humor.

2683
02:10:05,238 --> 02:10:06,900
It's getting exciting now.

2684
02:10:09,276 --> 02:10:10,299
2 and 1/2.

2685
02:10:10,376 --> 02:10:11,309
Think of everything

2686
02:10:11,378 --> 02:10:12,902
we've accomplished, man.

2687
02:10:14,281 --> 02:10:16,111
Out these windows, we will view

2688
02:10:16,182 --> 02:10:17,775
the collapse of financial history.

2689
02:10:18,952 --> 02:10:21,318
One step closer to economic equilibrium.

2690
02:10:36,270 --> 02:10:37,635
Why is she here?

2691
02:10:37,704 --> 02:10:39,638
Tying up loose ends.

2692
02:10:39,706 --> 02:10:42,800
Put me down, you bald-headed fucks!

2693
02:10:42,876 --> 02:10:44,105
I'm begging you,

2694
02:10:44,179 --> 02:10:45,110
please don't do this.

2695
02:10:45,179 --> 02:10:46,111
I'm not doing this.

2696
02:10:46,180 --> 02:10:47,875
We are doing this.

2697
02:10:47,948 --> 02:10:49,007
This is what we want.

2698
02:10:49,084 --> 02:10:51,142
No, I don't want this.

2699
02:10:51,218 --> 02:10:54,347
Right, except you is meaningless now.

2700
02:10:54,422 --> 02:10:56,082
We have to forget about you.

2701
02:10:56,156 --> 02:10:58,420
Jesus, you're a voice in my head.

2702
02:10:58,492 --> 02:10:59,790
You're a voice in mine.

2703
02:10:59,861 --> 02:11:01,328
You're a fucking hallucination,

2704
02:11:01,396 --> 02:11:02,521
why can't I get rid of you?

2705
02:11:02,596 --> 02:11:03,528
You need me.

2706
02:11:03,597 --> 02:11:05,726
No, I don't, I really don't anymore.

2707
02:11:05,860 --> 02:11:06,884
Hey, you created me.

2708
02:11:06,961 --> 02:11:08,723
I didn't create some loser alter ego

2709
02:11:08,795 --> 02:11:10,263
to make myself feel better.

2710
02:11:10,331 --> 02:11:11,389
Take some responsibility.

2711
02:11:11,465 --> 02:11:12,659
I do.

2712
02:11:12,733 --> 02:11:14,723
I am responsible for all of it,

2713
02:11:14,802 --> 02:11:15,894
and I accept that.

2714
02:11:15,970 --> 02:11:18,234
So please, I'm begging you,

2715
02:11:18,305 --> 02:11:19,965
please call this of f.

2716
02:11:22,309 --> 02:11:24,174
Have I ever let us down?

2717
02:11:25,646 --> 02:11:27,944
How far have you come because of me?

2718
02:11:33,888 --> 02:11:35,879
I will bring us through this.

2719
02:11:35,955 --> 02:11:37,890
As always,

2720
02:11:37,958 --> 02:11:40,153
I will carry you, kicking and screaming,

2721
02:11:40,227 --> 02:11:42,354
and in the end, you will thank me.

2722
02:11:42,429 --> 02:11:44,329
Tyler.

2723
02:11:44,398 --> 02:11:46,594
Tyler, I'm grateful to you

2724
02:11:46,668 --> 02:11:47,929
for everything

2725
02:11:48,002 --> 02:11:48,991
that you've done for me.

2726
02:11:49,069 --> 02:11:50,627
But this is too much.

2727
02:11:50,704 --> 02:11:52,229
I don't want this.

2728
02:11:52,307 --> 02:11:53,238
What do you want?!

2729
02:11:53,307 --> 02:11:54,569
Want to go back to the shit-job,

2730
02:11:54,642 --> 02:11:57,110
fucking condo world, watching sitcoms?

2731
02:11:57,179 --> 02:11:59,146
Fuck you. I won't do it.

2732
02:11:59,213 --> 02:12:01,875
Oh, God, this can't be happening.

2733
02:12:01,949 --> 02:12:04,418
It's already done, so shut up.

2734
02:12:04,486 --> 02:12:05,417
60 seconds.

2735
02:12:05,486 --> 02:12:06,851
Can you see alright?

2736
02:12:09,691 --> 02:12:11,123
I can figure this out.

2737
02:12:11,192 --> 02:12:12,750
I can figure this out,
this isn't even real.

2738
02:12:12,827 --> 02:12:14,819
You're not real, that gun isn't-

2739
02:12:14,896 --> 02:12:16,658
That gun isn't even in your hand.

2740
02:12:18,199 --> 02:12:19,690
The gun's in my hand.

2741
02:12:25,307 --> 02:12:27,706
Hey, good for you.
Doesn't change a thing.

2742
02:12:36,618 --> 02:12:39,313
Why do you want to
put a gun to your head?

2743
02:12:39,386 --> 02:12:42,220
Not my head, Tyler.

2744
02:12:42,290 --> 02:12:44,053
Our head.

2745
02:12:45,794 --> 02:12:47,193
Interesting.

2746
02:12:50,565 --> 02:12:53,329
Where are you going
with this, I KEA boy?

2747
02:13:00,108 --> 02:13:03,566
Hey, it's you and me.

2748
02:13:06,549 --> 02:13:07,481
Friends.

2749
02:13:09,517 --> 02:13:10,449
Tyler...

2750
02:13:13,456 --> 02:13:16,356
I want you to really listen to me.

2751
02:13:16,424 --> 02:13:17,357
OK.

2752
02:13:20,395 --> 02:13:22,057
My eyes are open.

2753
02:13:39,882 --> 02:13:41,782
What's that smell?

2754
02:14:02,038 --> 02:14:03,596
Where is everybody?

2755
02:14:03,673 --> 02:14:04,868
I don't know, what's goin' on?

2756
02:14:05,942 --> 02:14:07,204
Mr. Durden!

2757
02:14:08,277 --> 02:14:09,643
Oh, my God.

2758
02:14:09,713 --> 02:14:10,645
Sir?

2759
02:14:15,185 --> 02:14:16,311
Are you, uh...

2760
02:14:16,386 --> 02:14:18,216
Are you alright, sir?

2761
02:14:18,287 --> 02:14:19,515
Oh, yeah, I'm OK.

2762
02:14:19,588 --> 02:14:20,521
You look terrible, sir.

2763
02:14:20,590 --> 02:14:22,251
What happened?

2764
02:14:22,326 --> 02:14:24,520
Oh, nothing. It's no problem.

2765
02:14:24,593 --> 02:14:26,357
Oh, no, no, sir, he's not kidding.

2766
02:14:26,430 --> 02:14:27,590
You look really awful.

2767
02:14:27,664 --> 02:14:28,823
You need medical assistance.

2768
02:14:28,898 --> 02:14:30,365
- I'm fine.
- Ugh.

2769
02:14:30,433 --> 02:14:31,423
Look, I'm fine.

2770
02:14:31,501 --> 02:14:33,991
Everything's fine.

2771
02:14:37,507 --> 02:14:39,532
Let-Let her go.

2772
02:14:39,608 --> 02:14:40,597
Christ almighty!

2773
02:14:40,676 --> 02:14:42,542
You!

2774
02:14:42,612 --> 02:14:45,046
Hi, Marla.

2775
02:14:46,115 --> 02:14:47,083
Leave her with me,

2776
02:14:47,150 --> 02:14:48,082
get your stuff,

2777
02:14:48,151 --> 02:14:49,083
I'll meet you downstairs.

2778
02:14:49,152 --> 02:14:50,084
Are you sure?

2779
02:14:50,153 --> 02:14:52,121
Yes, I'm sure.

2780
02:14:53,290 --> 02:14:55,258
You fucker!

2781
02:14:55,325 --> 02:14:56,257
What kind of sick fucking game

2782
02:14:56,326 --> 02:14:57,258
are you playing now,

2783
02:14:57,327 --> 02:14:58,259
putting me on a fucking bu-

2784
02:14:58,328 --> 02:15:00,228
Oh, my God, your face!

2785
02:15:00,297 --> 02:15:01,730
Yeah, I know.

2786
02:15:06,536 --> 02:15:08,470
What happened?

2787
02:15:08,538 --> 02:15:09,698
Don't ask.

2788
02:15:09,773 --> 02:15:10,705
You're shot.

2789
02:15:10,774 --> 02:15:12,139
Yes, I'm shot.

2790
02:15:12,209 --> 02:15:13,734
Oh, my God.

2791
02:15:13,811 --> 02:15:15,243
I can't believe he's standing.

2792
02:15:15,312 --> 02:15:16,745
One tough motherfucker.

2793
02:15:20,617 --> 02:15:22,482
Who did this?

2794
02:15:22,552 --> 02:15:25,078
I did, actually.

2795
02:15:25,156 --> 02:15:26,554
Find some gauze.

2796
02:15:28,558 --> 02:15:30,618
You shot yourself?

2797
02:15:30,695 --> 02:15:31,752
Yes, but it's OK.

2798
02:15:31,828 --> 02:15:33,386
Marla, look at me.

2799
02:15:33,463 --> 02:15:35,728
I'm really OK.

2800
02:15:35,800 --> 02:15:37,767
Trust me.

2801
02:15:37,834 --> 02:15:39,564
Everything's gonna be fine.

2802
02:15:52,650 --> 02:15:54,446
You met me at a very
strange time in my life.

2803
02:15:55,305 --> 02:16:55,249
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