1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,073 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}-= www.OpenSubtitles.org =- 2 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:20,074 Who are the real-world Illuminati ? Find out @ saveanilluminati.com 3 00:02:04,714 --> 00:02:07,841 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}People always ask me if I know Tyler Durden.{\i0} 4 00:02:08,784 --> 00:02:09,808 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Three minutes. 5 00:02:09,885 --> 00:02:12,216 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This is it. Ground zero. 6 00:02:12,286 --> 00:02:15,982 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Do you have a speech for the occasion? 7 00:02:16,056 --> 00:02:19,617 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.{\i0} 8 00:02:19,692 --> 00:02:21,784 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I can't think of anything. 9 00:02:21,860 --> 00:02:25,727 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}For a second, I forget about Tyler's controlled demolition thing{\i0} 10 00:02:25,830 --> 00:02:27,991 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}and I wonder how clean that gun is.{\i0} 11 00:02:28,066 --> 00:02:30,125 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's getting exciting now. 12 00:02:30,234 --> 00:02:33,396 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}That old thing, how you always hurt the one you love.{\i0} 13 00:02:33,503 --> 00:02:35,595 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Well, it works both ways.{\i0} 14 00:02:35,671 --> 00:02:39,937 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}We have front-row seats for this theater of mass destruction.{\i0} 15 00:02:40,042 --> 00:02:42,805 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The Demolitions Committee of Project Mayhem{\i0} 16 00:02:42,877 --> 00:02:46,312 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}wrapped the foundations of 12 buildings with explosives.{\i0} 17 00:02:47,081 --> 00:02:50,481 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}In two minutes, primary charges will blow base charges{\i0} 18 00:02:50,550 --> 00:02:53,917 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}and a few blocks will be reduced to smouldering rubble.{\i0} 19 00:02:54,020 --> 00:02:57,045 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I know this because Tyler knows this.{\i0} 20 00:02:57,122 --> 00:03:00,522 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Two and a half. Think of everything we've accomplished. 21 00:03:00,624 --> 00:03:05,959 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Suddenly I realize that all of this, the gun, the bombs, the revolution,{\i0} 22 00:03:06,062 --> 00:03:09,327 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}has got something to do with a girl named Marla Singer.{\i0} 23 00:03:11,867 --> 00:03:14,233 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Bob. Bob had bitch tits.{\i0} 24 00:03:14,303 --> 00:03:18,500 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}This was a support group for men with testicular cancer.{\i0} 25 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:21,871 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The big moosie slobbering all over me, that was Bob.{\i0} 26 00:03:21,942 --> 00:03:24,103 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We're still men. 27 00:03:24,177 --> 00:03:26,371 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yes, we're men. 28 00:03:26,512 --> 00:03:28,673 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Men is what we are. 29 00:03:28,747 --> 00:03:32,182 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Bob had had his testicles removed. Then hormone therapy.{\i0} 30 00:03:32,283 --> 00:03:36,082 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}He developed bitch tits because his testosterone was too high{\i0} 31 00:03:36,153 --> 00:03:38,280 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}and his body upped the oestrogen.{\i0} 32 00:03:38,355 --> 00:03:42,085 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- That was where I fit... {\i0}- They'll have to drain my pecs again. 33 00:03:42,158 --> 00:03:44,648 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}..between those huge sweating tits{\i0} 34 00:03:44,726 --> 00:03:48,957 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}that hung enormous, the way you'd think of God's as big.{\i0} 35 00:03:49,063 --> 00:03:51,258 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}OK, you cry now. 36 00:03:51,332 --> 00:03:53,891 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier.{\i0} 37 00:03:55,135 --> 00:03:57,899 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}For six months, I couldn't sleep.{\i0} 38 00:03:57,971 --> 00:04:00,530 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I couldn't sleep.{\i0} 39 00:04:00,606 --> 00:04:02,767 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}With insomnia, nothing's real.{\i0} 40 00:04:02,875 --> 00:04:04,933 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Everything's far away.{\i0} 41 00:04:05,877 --> 00:04:08,209 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Everything's a copy of a copy{\i0} 42 00:04:08,312 --> 00:04:10,336 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}of a copy.{\i0} 43 00:04:12,682 --> 00:04:18,210 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}When deep space exploration ramps up, it'll be the corporations that name everything.{\i0} 44 00:04:18,319 --> 00:04:20,378 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The IBM Stellar Sphere.{\i0} 45 00:04:20,722 --> 00:04:22,781 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The Microsoft Galaxy.{\i0} 46 00:04:22,891 --> 00:04:24,949 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The Planet Starbucks.{\i0} 47 00:04:25,526 --> 00:04:28,585 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I need you out of town this week to cover some red flags. 48 00:04:28,694 --> 00:04:32,221 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}It must have been Tuesday. He had on his cornflower blue tie.{\i0} 49 00:04:32,331 --> 00:04:36,926 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You want me to deprioritize my reports until you advise of a status upgrade? 50 00:04:37,002 --> 00:04:41,597 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Prioritize these. Here's your flight coupons. Call me if there's any snags. 51 00:04:41,705 --> 00:04:45,572 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}He was full of pep. Must have had his grande latte enema.{\i0} 52 00:04:46,643 --> 00:04:51,807 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Like so many others, I had become a slave to the{\i0} Ikea {\i1}nesting instinct.{\i0} 53 00:04:51,914 --> 00:04:54,245 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yes. I'd like to order 54 00:04:54,348 --> 00:04:56,612 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}the Erika Pekkari dust ruffles. 55 00:04:56,717 --> 00:04:58,809 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- Please hold. - Anything clever,{\i0} 56 00:04:58,919 --> 00:05:03,252 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}like a coffee table in the shape of a yin-yang, I had to have it.{\i0} 57 00:05:04,323 --> 00:05:06,723 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The Klipsk personal office unit.{\i0} 58 00:05:06,792 --> 00:05:09,055 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The Hovetrekke home exerbike.{\i0} 59 00:05:09,427 --> 00:05:12,987 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Or the Ohamshab sofa with the Strinne green stripe pattern.{\i0} 60 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:18,557 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Even the Ryslampa wire lamps of environmentally-friendly unbleached paper.{\i0} 61 00:05:18,634 --> 00:05:21,432 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I'd flip through catalogues and wonder{\i0} 62 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:24,596 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}"What kind of dining set defines me as a person?"{\i0} 63 00:05:24,673 --> 00:05:29,439 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I had it all. Even the glass dishes with tiny bubbles and imperfections,{\i0} 64 00:05:29,577 --> 00:05:34,639 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}proof that they were crafted by the honest, hard-working, indigenous peoples of...{\i0} 65 00:05:34,747 --> 00:05:37,681 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- Please hold. - ..wherever.{\i0} 66 00:05:38,183 --> 00:05:40,276 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}We used to read pornography.{\i0} 67 00:05:40,385 --> 00:05:43,217 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Now it was the Horchow collection.{\i0} 68 00:05:43,287 --> 00:05:46,687 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- No. You can't die of insomnia. - What about narcolepsy? 69 00:05:46,790 --> 00:05:49,156 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I nod off, I wake up in strange places. 70 00:05:49,226 --> 00:05:51,285 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I have no idea how I got there. 71 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:55,193 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You need to lighten up. - Can you please just give me something? 72 00:05:55,264 --> 00:05:58,892 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Red and blue Tuinals, lipstick-red Seconals...{\i0} 73 00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:02,757 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No. You need healthy, natural sleep. 74 00:06:03,470 --> 00:06:06,961 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Chew some valerian root and get more exercise. 75 00:06:09,008 --> 00:06:11,066 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey, come on. 76 00:06:11,176 --> 00:06:13,235 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I'm in pain. - You wanna see pain? 77 00:06:13,311 --> 00:06:15,870 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Swing by First Methodist, Tuesday nights. 78 00:06:15,980 --> 00:06:19,040 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}See the guys with testicular cancer. 79 00:06:19,116 --> 00:06:21,208 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That's pain. 80 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:40,497 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I always wanted three kids... two boys and a girl. 81 00:06:40,633 --> 00:06:42,999 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Mindy wanted two girls and a boy. 82 00:06:44,603 --> 00:06:47,070 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We never could agree on anything. 83 00:06:47,405 --> 00:06:49,202 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Well, I... She... 84 00:06:49,274 --> 00:06:51,798 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}She had her first child last week. 85 00:06:51,875 --> 00:06:54,105 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}A girl. 86 00:06:54,211 --> 00:06:57,441 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}With... With her... With her new husband. 87 00:06:58,281 --> 00:07:00,339 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Fuck! 88 00:07:01,683 --> 00:07:03,742 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Thank God, you know... 89 00:07:03,852 --> 00:07:05,910 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm glad for her. 90 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:09,688 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}She deserves... 91 00:07:13,493 --> 00:07:17,326 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Everyone, let's thank Thomas for sharing himself with us. 92 00:07:17,429 --> 00:07:19,487 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Thank you, Thomas. 93 00:07:19,630 --> 00:07:23,066 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I look around this room, and I see a lot of courage. 94 00:07:23,134 --> 00:07:25,226 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}And that gives me strength. 95 00:07:25,302 --> 00:07:27,668 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We give each other strength. 96 00:07:27,737 --> 00:07:30,034 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's time for the one-on-ones. 97 00:07:30,639 --> 00:07:35,041 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}So let's all of us follow Thomas's example and really open ourselves up. 98 00:07:35,109 --> 00:07:37,168 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Could you find a partner? 99 00:07:39,346 --> 00:07:42,509 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}And this is how I met the big moosie.{\i0} 100 00:07:44,183 --> 00:07:47,380 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears.{\i0} 101 00:07:49,888 --> 00:07:52,686 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Knees together. Those awkward little steps.{\i0} 102 00:07:57,895 --> 00:07:59,987 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- My name is Bob. - Bob? 103 00:08:00,697 --> 00:08:02,961 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Bob had been a champion bodybuilder.{\i0} 104 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:06,728 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}You know that chest expansion programme on late-night TV?{\i0} 105 00:08:06,802 --> 00:08:08,894 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}That was his idea.{\i0} 106 00:08:08,969 --> 00:08:11,062 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I was a juicer. 107 00:08:11,138 --> 00:08:13,265 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You know, using steroids? 108 00:08:13,341 --> 00:08:15,865 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Diabonal and 109 00:08:15,942 --> 00:08:18,273 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Wisterol. 110 00:08:18,344 --> 00:08:22,280 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Oh, they use that on racehorses, for Christ sakes. 111 00:08:22,781 --> 00:08:24,873 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}And now I'm bankrupt. 112 00:08:25,750 --> 00:08:27,809 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm divorced. 113 00:08:28,552 --> 00:08:30,679 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}My two grown kids 114 00:08:31,521 --> 00:08:34,182 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}won't even return my phone calls. 115 00:08:34,290 --> 00:08:39,352 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big, rubbery one.{\i0} 116 00:08:41,162 --> 00:08:43,220 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Go ahead,... Cornelius. 117 00:08:43,330 --> 00:08:45,389 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You can cry. 118 00:09:01,145 --> 00:09:04,580 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}And then... something happened. I let go.{\i0} 119 00:09:04,714 --> 00:09:06,773 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That's really good. 120 00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:08,942 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Lost in oblivion.{\i0} 121 00:09:09,017 --> 00:09:11,315 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Dark and silent and complete.{\i0} 122 00:09:14,322 --> 00:09:18,018 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.{\i0} 123 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:22,552 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's OK. 124 00:09:24,830 --> 00:09:27,024 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Babies don't sleep this well.{\i0} 125 00:09:30,635 --> 00:09:33,228 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I became addicted.{\i0} 126 00:09:46,947 --> 00:09:49,006 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}If I didn't say anything 127 00:09:49,083 --> 00:09:51,778 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}people always assumed the worst. 128 00:09:55,622 --> 00:09:58,681 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}They cried harder... then I cried harder. 129 00:10:08,098 --> 00:10:12,261 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Now we're going to open the green door, the heart chakra... 130 00:10:12,368 --> 00:10:14,427 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I wasn't really dying.{\i0} 131 00:10:14,570 --> 00:10:17,299 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I wasn't host to cancer or parasites.{\i0} 132 00:10:18,239 --> 00:10:22,106 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I was the warm little center that the life of this world crowded around.{\i0} 133 00:10:23,110 --> 00:10:26,078 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Imagine your pain as a white ball of healing light. 134 00:10:26,179 --> 00:10:30,275 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It moves over your body, healing you. 135 00:10:30,383 --> 00:10:33,874 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Now keep this going. Remember to breathe 136 00:10:33,985 --> 00:10:37,647 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}and step forward through the back door of the room. 137 00:10:38,489 --> 00:10:40,615 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Where does it lead? 138 00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:42,850 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}To your cave. 139 00:10:42,926 --> 00:10:44,826 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Step forward 140 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:47,088 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}into your cave. 141 00:10:47,196 --> 00:10:49,255 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That's right. 142 00:10:49,331 --> 00:10:52,822 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're going deeper into your cave. 143 00:10:53,501 --> 00:10:55,593 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}And you're going to find 144 00:10:55,669 --> 00:10:57,796 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}your power animal. 145 00:10:59,905 --> 00:11:01,236 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Slide. 146 00:11:12,316 --> 00:11:14,409 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Every evening I died.{\i0} 147 00:11:15,551 --> 00:11:18,247 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}And every evening I was born again.{\i0} 148 00:11:18,855 --> 00:11:20,913 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Resurrected.{\i0} 149 00:11:22,924 --> 00:11:27,155 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Bob loved me because he thought my testicles were removed too.{\i0} 150 00:11:27,261 --> 00:11:30,058 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Being there, pressed against his tits,{\i0} 151 00:11:30,129 --> 00:11:32,222 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}ready to cry.{\i0} 152 00:11:32,298 --> 00:11:34,959 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}This was my vacation.{\i0} 153 00:11:37,269 --> 00:11:38,896 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}And she{\i0} 154 00:11:38,971 --> 00:11:41,632 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}ruined everything.{\i0} 155 00:11:41,706 --> 00:11:43,833 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This is cancer, right? 156 00:11:46,710 --> 00:11:48,939 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}This chick, Marla Singer,{\i0} 157 00:11:49,044 --> 00:11:51,672 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}did not have testicular cancer.{\i0} 158 00:11:51,780 --> 00:11:53,872 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}She was a liar.{\i0} 159 00:11:53,948 --> 00:11:56,041 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}She had no diseases at all.{\i0} 160 00:11:56,117 --> 00:11:59,916 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I had seen her at Free And Clear, my blood parasites group, Thursdays.{\i0} 161 00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:03,445 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Then at Hope, my bimonthly sickle-cell circle.{\i0} 162 00:12:03,956 --> 00:12:08,915 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}And again, at Seize The Day, my tuberculosis, Friday night.{\i0} 163 00:12:10,061 --> 00:12:12,052 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Marla,{\i0} 164 00:12:12,130 --> 00:12:14,597 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}the big tourist.{\i0} 165 00:12:14,698 --> 00:12:16,791 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Her lie reflected my lie.{\i0} 166 00:12:17,334 --> 00:12:19,392 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}And suddenly, I felt nothing.{\i0} 167 00:12:19,502 --> 00:12:23,131 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I couldn't cry. So once again,{\i0} 168 00:12:23,205 --> 00:12:25,298 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I couldn't sleep.{\i0} 169 00:12:36,283 --> 00:12:38,750 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Next group, after guided meditation,{\i0} 170 00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:42,285 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}after we open our heart chakras, when it's time to hug,{\i0} 171 00:12:42,354 --> 00:12:45,516 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I'm gonna grab that bitch, Marla Singer, and scream.{\i0} 172 00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:49,582 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Marla, you liar! You big tourist, I need this! Now, get out! 173 00:12:51,695 --> 00:12:54,094 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I hadn't slept in four days.{\i0} 174 00:12:54,163 --> 00:12:56,028 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}We'll just let that dry...{\i0} 175 00:12:56,132 --> 00:12:59,567 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep.{\i0} 176 00:12:59,634 --> 00:13:02,125 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}And you're never really awake.{\i0} 177 00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:05,795 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}To begin tonight's communion, 178 00:13:05,906 --> 00:13:08,601 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Chloe would like to say a few words. 179 00:13:08,741 --> 00:13:11,642 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Oh, yeah. Chloe.{\i0} 180 00:13:12,544 --> 00:13:17,503 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton would look if you made it walk around{\i0} 181 00:13:17,582 --> 00:13:19,641 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}being extra nice to everybody.{\i0} 182 00:13:20,151 --> 00:13:22,209 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Well, I'm still here. 183 00:13:22,586 --> 00:13:24,713 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}But I don't know for how long. 184 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:28,648 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That's as much certainty as anyone can give me. 185 00:13:28,757 --> 00:13:30,725 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}But I've got some good news. 186 00:13:30,826 --> 00:13:34,556 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I no longer have any fear of death. 187 00:13:38,465 --> 00:13:42,230 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}But... I am in a pretty lonely place. 188 00:13:43,269 --> 00:13:45,362 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No-one will have sex with me. 189 00:13:46,538 --> 00:13:50,941 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm so close to the end, and all I want is to get laid for the last time. 190 00:13:51,542 --> 00:13:55,000 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I have pornographic movies in my apartment, 191 00:13:55,079 --> 00:13:58,775 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- and lubricants and amyl nitrite. - Thank you, Chloe. 192 00:13:59,482 --> 00:14:01,608 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Everyone, let's thank Chloe. 193 00:14:01,683 --> 00:14:03,844 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Thank you, Chloe. 194 00:14:06,654 --> 00:14:10,488 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Now, let's ready ourselves for guided meditation. 195 00:14:11,625 --> 00:14:15,026 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're standing at the entrance of your cave. 196 00:14:15,495 --> 00:14:18,986 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You step inside your cave and you walk... 197 00:14:19,064 --> 00:14:22,191 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.{\i0} 198 00:14:23,234 --> 00:14:25,225 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Marla.{\i0} 199 00:14:25,303 --> 00:14:29,762 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if you could stop tonguing it.{\i0} 200 00:14:29,873 --> 00:14:31,965 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}But you can't.{\i0} 201 00:14:32,875 --> 00:14:35,707 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}..deeper into your cave as you walk.{\i0} 202 00:14:35,810 --> 00:14:39,371 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}You feel a healing energy all around you.{\i0} 203 00:14:42,016 --> 00:14:44,075 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Now find your power animal.{\i0} 204 00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:49,011 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Slide. 205 00:14:52,491 --> 00:14:55,926 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}OK. Let's partner up. 206 00:14:56,027 --> 00:14:58,325 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Pick someone special to you tonight. 207 00:15:04,534 --> 00:15:06,626 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey. 208 00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:09,095 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- We need to talk. - Sure. 209 00:15:13,908 --> 00:15:16,000 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I'm onto you. - What? 210 00:15:16,076 --> 00:15:19,204 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yeah. You're a faker. You're not dying. 211 00:15:19,279 --> 00:15:21,075 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Sorry? 212 00:15:21,147 --> 00:15:26,140 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}In the Tibetan-philosophy, Sylvia-Plath sense of the word, I know we're all dying. 213 00:15:26,251 --> 00:15:30,448 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- But you're not dying the way Chloe is. - So? 214 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:33,114 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}So you're a tourist. 215 00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:37,420 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I've seen you. I saw you at melanoma, I saw you at tuberculosis. 216 00:15:37,493 --> 00:15:40,017 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I saw you at testicular cancer! 217 00:15:40,095 --> 00:15:41,722 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I saw you practising this. 218 00:15:41,830 --> 00:15:44,263 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Practising what? - Telling me off. 219 00:15:44,331 --> 00:15:48,165 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Is it going as well as you hoped,... Rupert? 220 00:15:48,269 --> 00:15:50,065 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'll expose you. 221 00:15:50,136 --> 00:15:52,229 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Go ahead. I'll expose you. 222 00:15:52,972 --> 00:15:55,838 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Come together. Let yourselves cry. 223 00:16:02,847 --> 00:16:04,939 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Oh, God. Why are you doing this? 224 00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:07,778 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's cheaper than a movie and there's free coffee. 225 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:10,647 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Look, this is important. These are my groups. 226 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,847 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I've been coming for over a year. 227 00:16:12,955 --> 00:16:16,151 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Why do you do it? - I don't know. 228 00:16:16,257 --> 00:16:20,090 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}When people think you're dying, they listen to you instead of... 229 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:23,151 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Instead of waiting for their turn to speak. 230 00:16:24,464 --> 00:16:26,523 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yeah. Yeah. 231 00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:30,566 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Share yourself... completely. 232 00:16:31,369 --> 00:16:33,461 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Look, you don't want to get into this. 233 00:16:33,537 --> 00:16:35,596 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- It becomes an addiction. - Really? 234 00:16:35,706 --> 00:16:39,971 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm not kidding. I can't cry if another faker is present, and I need this. 235 00:16:40,076 --> 00:16:42,135 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You gotta find somewhere else to go. 236 00:16:42,212 --> 00:16:45,772 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Candystripe a cancer ward. It's not my problem. 237 00:16:48,950 --> 00:16:51,009 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No, wait a second. Hold on. 238 00:16:51,119 --> 00:16:53,177 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We'll split up the week, OK? 239 00:16:53,286 --> 00:16:55,481 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You take lymphoma and tuberculosis. 240 00:16:55,555 --> 00:16:58,682 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You take tuberculosis. My smoking doesn't go over at all. 241 00:16:58,758 --> 00:17:02,091 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}OK. Good. Fine. Testicular cancer should be no contest. 242 00:17:02,161 --> 00:17:06,096 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Technically, I have more right to be there. You still have your balls. 243 00:17:06,164 --> 00:17:08,529 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You're kidding. - I dunno. Am I? 244 00:17:09,199 --> 00:17:10,632 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No. No. 245 00:17:10,734 --> 00:17:13,361 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- What do you want? - I'll take the parasites. 246 00:17:13,436 --> 00:17:16,234 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You can't have both. Take the blood parasites. 247 00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:20,638 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I want brain parasites. - I'll take the blood but I want brain dementia. 248 00:17:20,742 --> 00:17:23,505 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I want that. - You can't have the whole brain. 249 00:17:23,577 --> 00:17:26,102 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}So far, you have four. I only have two. 250 00:17:26,180 --> 00:17:30,115 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}OK. Take both the parasites. They're yours. 251 00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:32,446 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Now we both have three... 252 00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:37,814 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey! You left half your clothes. 253 00:17:54,369 --> 00:17:56,529 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- What, are you selling those? - Yes! 254 00:17:56,603 --> 00:17:58,662 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm selling some clothes! 255 00:17:58,772 --> 00:18:00,831 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}So! We each have three. That's six. 256 00:18:00,941 --> 00:18:03,773 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What about the seventh day? I want bowel cancer. 257 00:18:03,843 --> 00:18:05,936 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The girl had done her homework.{\i0} 258 00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:08,137 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No. No. I want bowel cancer. 259 00:18:08,780 --> 00:18:10,839 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That's your favorite too? 260 00:18:10,948 --> 00:18:14,440 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Tried to slip it by me, eh? - Look, we'll split it. 261 00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,610 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Take the first and third Sunday. 262 00:18:19,088 --> 00:18:20,952 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Deal. 263 00:18:23,559 --> 00:18:25,856 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Looks like this is goodbye. 264 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,087 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Let's not make a big thing out of it. 265 00:18:28,196 --> 00:18:30,629 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}How's this for not making a big thing? 266 00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:35,896 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey, Marla! 267 00:18:36,235 --> 00:18:38,396 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Marla! 268 00:18:38,470 --> 00:18:41,063 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Maybe we should exchange numbers. 269 00:18:41,172 --> 00:18:43,072 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Should we? 270 00:18:43,174 --> 00:18:47,234 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- We might wanna switch nights. - OK. 271 00:18:52,415 --> 00:18:54,906 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}This is how I met Marla Singer.{\i0} 272 00:18:56,651 --> 00:19:00,882 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Marla's philosophy of life was that she might die at any moment.{\i0} 273 00:19:00,988 --> 00:19:03,286 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't.{\i0} 274 00:19:03,390 --> 00:19:07,416 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It doesn't have your name! Who are you? Cornelius? Rupert? 275 00:19:07,493 --> 00:19:11,451 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Travis? Any of the stupid names you give each night? 276 00:19:14,433 --> 00:19:16,491 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}You wake up at SeaTac.{\i0} 277 00:19:16,601 --> 00:19:19,535 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}SFO. LAX.{\i0} 278 00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:22,002 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}You wake up at O'Hare.{\i0} 279 00:19:22,105 --> 00:19:24,232 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Dallas Fort Worth.{\i0} 280 00:19:24,307 --> 00:19:26,274 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}BWI.{\i0} 281 00:19:26,342 --> 00:19:30,141 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Pacific. Mountain. Central. Lose an hour. Gain an hour.{\i0} 282 00:19:30,245 --> 00:19:34,113 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The check-in for that flight isn't for another two hours, sir. 283 00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:37,479 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.{\i0} 284 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:40,542 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}You wake up at Air Harbor International.{\i0} 285 00:19:41,954 --> 00:19:45,821 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}If you wake up at a different time, in a different place,{\i0} 286 00:19:45,891 --> 00:19:48,553 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}could you wake up as a different person?{\i0} 287 00:19:48,660 --> 00:19:50,718 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Everywhere I travel,{\i0} 288 00:19:50,828 --> 00:19:53,092 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}tiny life.{\i0} 289 00:19:53,163 --> 00:19:55,687 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Single-serving sugar and cream.{\i0} 290 00:19:55,765 --> 00:19:57,562 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Single pat of butter.{\i0} 291 00:19:57,667 --> 00:20:00,499 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The microwave cordon bleu hobby kit.{\i0} 292 00:20:00,569 --> 00:20:02,537 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Shampoo-conditioner combos.{\i0} 293 00:20:02,638 --> 00:20:06,505 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Sample-package mouthwash. Tiny bars of soap.{\i0} 294 00:20:07,942 --> 00:20:10,466 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The people I meet on each flight,{\i0} 295 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,670 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}they're single-serving friends.{\i0} 296 00:20:12,746 --> 00:20:16,476 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Between takeoff and landing, we have our time together.{\i0} 297 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:18,777 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}That's all we get.{\i0} 298 00:20:18,883 --> 00:20:20,783 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Welcome!{\i0} 299 00:20:22,887 --> 00:20:27,084 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.{\i0} 300 00:20:27,157 --> 00:20:30,887 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I was a recall coordinator. My job was to apply the formula.{\i0} 301 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,359 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The infant went through the windshield. 302 00:20:33,461 --> 00:20:37,522 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60mph.{\i0} 303 00:20:37,599 --> 00:20:39,691 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The rear differential locks up.{\i0} 304 00:20:40,734 --> 00:20:43,327 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The teenager's braces are stuck to the ashtray. 305 00:20:43,403 --> 00:20:45,769 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Might make a good anti-smoking ad. 306 00:20:45,872 --> 00:20:49,363 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside.{\i0} 307 00:20:49,474 --> 00:20:51,738 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Now, should we initiate a recall?{\i0} 308 00:20:51,810 --> 00:20:53,902 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The father must have been huge. 309 00:20:53,978 --> 00:20:57,209 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}See where the fat burned to the seat? The polyester shirt? 310 00:20:57,315 --> 00:20:59,305 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Very modern art. 311 00:20:59,382 --> 00:21:01,873 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Take the number of vehicles in the field, A.{\i0} 312 00:21:01,952 --> 00:21:04,681 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Multiply it by the probable rate of failure, B.{\i0} 313 00:21:04,753 --> 00:21:08,552 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Multiply the result by the average out-of-court settlement, C.{\i0} 314 00:21:08,623 --> 00:21:10,716 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}A x B x C{\i0} 315 00:21:10,925 --> 00:21:12,824 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}equals X. 316 00:21:12,926 --> 00:21:15,520 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}If X is less than the cost of a recall, 317 00:21:15,595 --> 00:21:17,619 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}we don't do one. 318 00:21:17,730 --> 00:21:20,927 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents? 319 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,933 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You wouldn't believe. 320 00:21:24,402 --> 00:21:26,926 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Which car company do you work for? 321 00:21:27,004 --> 00:21:29,131 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}A major one. 322 00:21:31,608 --> 00:21:35,543 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Every time the plane banked too sharply on takeoff or landing,{\i0} 323 00:21:35,611 --> 00:21:38,909 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I prayed for a crash or a midair collision.{\i0} 324 00:21:39,581 --> 00:21:41,139 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Anything.{\i0} 325 00:21:49,990 --> 00:21:53,720 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip.{\i0} 326 00:21:56,661 --> 00:21:59,960 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}"If you are seated in an emergency exit row 327 00:22:00,031 --> 00:22:03,557 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}and would be unable or unwilling to perform the duties 328 00:22:03,633 --> 00:22:08,069 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}listed on the safety card, please ask a flight attendant to reseat you." 329 00:22:09,872 --> 00:22:11,930 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's a lot of responsibility. 330 00:22:12,007 --> 00:22:14,237 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Wanna switch seats? 331 00:22:14,342 --> 00:22:17,777 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No. I'm not sure I'm the man for that particular job. 332 00:22:17,845 --> 00:22:22,247 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}An exit-door procedure at 30,000ft. 333 00:22:22,348 --> 00:22:24,407 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The illusion of safety. 334 00:22:24,650 --> 00:22:26,742 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yeah. I guess so. 335 00:22:26,818 --> 00:22:29,753 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? 336 00:22:29,821 --> 00:22:34,382 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- So you can breathe. - Oxygen gets you high. 337 00:22:35,492 --> 00:22:39,019 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}In a catastrophic emergency, you take giant panic breaths. 338 00:22:39,095 --> 00:22:41,619 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. 339 00:22:41,697 --> 00:22:43,995 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You accept your fate. 340 00:22:44,633 --> 00:22:46,657 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's all right here. 341 00:22:46,768 --> 00:22:49,896 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Emergency water landing, 600mph. 342 00:22:50,004 --> 00:22:52,836 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Blank faces. Calm as Hindu cows. 343 00:22:52,906 --> 00:22:54,998 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That's... 344 00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:58,506 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That's an interesting theory. 345 00:23:00,512 --> 00:23:02,639 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- What do you do? - What do you mean? 346 00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:04,806 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What do you do for a living? 347 00:23:04,882 --> 00:23:08,045 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Why? So you can pretend you're interested? 348 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,210 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}OK. 349 00:23:12,288 --> 00:23:15,188 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh. 350 00:23:18,427 --> 00:23:20,485 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We have the exact same briefcase. 351 00:23:21,328 --> 00:23:23,319 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Soap. 352 00:23:23,431 --> 00:23:27,093 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Sorry? - I make and I sell soap. 353 00:23:27,233 --> 00:23:29,598 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The yardstick of civilization. 354 00:23:30,102 --> 00:23:32,070 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}And this is how I met...{\i0} 355 00:23:32,204 --> 00:23:34,001 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tyler Durden. 356 00:23:34,073 --> 00:23:39,338 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Did you know if you mix gasoline and frozen orange juice, you can make napalm? 357 00:23:39,443 --> 00:23:42,412 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- No, I did not. Is that true? - That's right. 358 00:23:42,479 --> 00:23:46,312 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}One can make all kinds of explosives with simple household items. 359 00:23:46,415 --> 00:23:48,849 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Really? - If one was so inclined. 360 00:23:53,821 --> 00:23:58,883 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I have ever met. 361 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:04,889 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Everything on a plane is single-serving... - Oh, I get it. Very clever. 362 00:24:04,963 --> 00:24:06,521 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Thank you. 363 00:24:06,631 --> 00:24:08,723 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}How's it working out for you? 364 00:24:08,833 --> 00:24:11,563 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- What? - Being clever? 365 00:24:11,669 --> 00:24:14,034 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Great. 366 00:24:14,104 --> 00:24:17,096 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Keep it up, then. Right up. 367 00:24:18,307 --> 00:24:20,468 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}A question of etiquette. 368 00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:23,533 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}As I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? 369 00:24:30,584 --> 00:24:32,916 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}How I came to live with Tyler is...{\i0} 370 00:24:32,985 --> 00:24:37,285 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Airlines have this policy about vibrating luggage.{\i0} 371 00:24:44,962 --> 00:24:49,591 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Was it ticking? - Throwers know modern bombs don't tick. 372 00:24:49,699 --> 00:24:52,861 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Sorry, throwers? - Baggage handlers. 373 00:24:52,934 --> 00:24:55,164 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}But when a suitcase vibrates, 374 00:24:55,303 --> 00:24:57,964 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}the throwers have got to call the police. 375 00:24:58,072 --> 00:25:01,564 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- My suitcase was vibrating? - Nine times out of ten 376 00:25:01,675 --> 00:25:03,733 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}it's an electric razor. 377 00:25:03,810 --> 00:25:05,937 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}But... every once in a while 378 00:25:08,881 --> 00:25:10,940 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}it's a dildo. 379 00:25:11,717 --> 00:25:15,777 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. 380 00:25:15,887 --> 00:25:19,754 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We have to use the indefinite article, {\i1}a{\i0} dildo, never 381 00:25:19,823 --> 00:25:21,915 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}your{\i0} dildo. 382 00:25:21,991 --> 00:25:24,084 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I don't own... 383 00:25:26,762 --> 00:25:29,889 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I had everything in that suitcase. My CK shirts.{\i0} 384 00:25:29,964 --> 00:25:33,126 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}My DKNY shoes. My AX ties.{\i0} 385 00:25:34,801 --> 00:25:37,132 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Never mind.{\i0} 386 00:25:39,005 --> 00:25:41,734 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey! That's my car! 387 00:25:48,045 --> 00:25:50,013 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Home was a condo on the 15th floor{\i0} 388 00:25:50,114 --> 00:25:53,139 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}of a filing cabinet for widows and professionals.{\i0} 389 00:25:53,216 --> 00:25:55,844 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The walls were solid concrete.{\i0} 390 00:25:55,952 --> 00:25:58,010 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}A foot of concrete is important{\i0} 391 00:25:58,120 --> 00:26:02,385 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}when your next-door neighbor has to watch game shows at full volume.{\i0} 392 00:26:02,456 --> 00:26:06,357 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Or when a blast of debris that used to be your personal effects{\i0} 393 00:26:06,426 --> 00:26:10,453 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}blows out of your windows and sails flaming into the night.{\i0} 394 00:26:16,935 --> 00:26:19,199 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I suppose these things happen.{\i0} 395 00:26:32,047 --> 00:26:34,140 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}There's... nothing up there. 396 00:26:34,216 --> 00:26:37,616 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You can't go into the unit. Police orders. 397 00:26:46,291 --> 00:26:48,816 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Do you have somebody you can call? 398 00:26:48,894 --> 00:26:51,020 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}How embarrassing.{\i0} 399 00:26:51,095 --> 00:26:53,996 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}A houseful of condiments and no food.{\i0} 400 00:27:03,439 --> 00:27:07,204 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The police later told me the pilot light might have gone out{\i0} 401 00:27:08,209 --> 00:27:11,177 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}letting out just a little bit of gas.{\i0} 402 00:27:11,245 --> 00:27:13,509 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}That gas could have filled the condo.{\i0} 403 00:27:13,614 --> 00:27:17,105 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}1700 square feet with high ceilings for days and days.{\i0} 404 00:27:25,322 --> 00:27:29,088 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Then the refrigerator's compressor could have clicked on.{\i0} 405 00:27:30,193 --> 00:27:32,252 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Yeah?{\i0} 406 00:27:35,397 --> 00:27:37,456 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I can hear you breathing...{\i0} 407 00:27:46,106 --> 00:27:50,041 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}If you ask me now, I couldn't tell you why I called him.{\i0} 408 00:28:33,276 --> 00:28:35,506 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Hello? {\i1}- Who's this?{\i0} 409 00:28:37,747 --> 00:28:39,839 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Tyler? {\i1}- Who is this?{\i0} 410 00:28:41,383 --> 00:28:43,577 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We met... We met on the airplane. 411 00:28:43,685 --> 00:28:45,915 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We had the same suitcase? 412 00:28:45,987 --> 00:28:48,079 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The clever guy? 413 00:28:48,155 --> 00:28:50,521 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Oh, yeah. Right.{\i0} 414 00:28:52,525 --> 00:28:55,153 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I called a second ago. There was no answer. 415 00:28:55,261 --> 00:28:59,458 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I'm at a payphone. {\i1}- Yeah, I *69'd you. I never pick up my phone.{\i0} 416 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,292 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}So what's up?{\i0} 417 00:29:04,968 --> 00:29:06,993 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Well. 418 00:29:07,104 --> 00:29:09,162 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're not gonna believe this. 419 00:29:11,307 --> 00:29:13,536 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You know, it could be worse. 420 00:29:13,608 --> 00:29:17,373 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}A woman could cut off your penis while you sleep and toss it out of a car. 421 00:29:18,212 --> 00:29:21,511 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}There's always that. I don't know. 422 00:29:21,582 --> 00:29:24,709 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}When you buy furniture, you tell yourself, that's it. 423 00:29:24,784 --> 00:29:26,876 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That's the last sofa I'll need. 424 00:29:26,952 --> 00:29:29,750 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Whatever happens, that sofa problem is handled. 425 00:29:29,822 --> 00:29:33,279 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I had it all. I had a stereo that was very decent. 426 00:29:33,391 --> 00:29:36,917 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}A wardrobe that was getting very respectable. 427 00:29:36,993 --> 00:29:39,154 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I was close to being complete. 428 00:29:39,229 --> 00:29:41,788 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Shit, man. Now it's all gone. - All gone. 429 00:29:41,897 --> 00:29:44,627 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}All gone. 430 00:29:45,901 --> 00:29:47,925 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Do you know what a duvet is? 431 00:29:48,002 --> 00:29:50,903 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- A comforter. - It's a blanket. 432 00:29:50,972 --> 00:29:54,964 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Just a blanket. Why do guys like you and I know what a duvet is? 433 00:29:55,042 --> 00:29:59,205 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Is this essential to our survival in the hunter-gatherer sense? 434 00:29:59,312 --> 00:30:00,939 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No. 435 00:30:01,013 --> 00:30:03,003 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What are we, then? 436 00:30:03,115 --> 00:30:05,709 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I dunno. Consumers. 437 00:30:05,784 --> 00:30:07,842 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Right. We're consumers. 438 00:30:07,952 --> 00:30:11,216 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. 439 00:30:11,321 --> 00:30:15,223 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Murder, crime, poverty. These things don't concern me. 440 00:30:15,325 --> 00:30:18,760 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What concerns me are celebrity magazines, 441 00:30:18,827 --> 00:30:20,919 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}television with 500 channels, 442 00:30:20,995 --> 00:30:23,657 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine. 443 00:30:23,765 --> 00:30:25,823 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Viagra. Olestra. 444 00:30:25,932 --> 00:30:28,765 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Martha Stewart. - Fuck Martha Stewart. 445 00:30:28,835 --> 00:30:32,326 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}She's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down. 446 00:30:32,438 --> 00:30:36,168 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}So fuck off with your sofa units and Strinne green stripe patterns. 447 00:30:36,241 --> 00:30:39,574 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I say never be complete. 448 00:30:39,644 --> 00:30:41,668 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I say stop being perfect. 449 00:30:41,779 --> 00:30:43,804 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I say let's evolve. 450 00:30:43,881 --> 00:30:46,178 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Let the chips fall where they may. 451 00:30:48,351 --> 00:30:50,443 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}But that's me, and I could be wrong. 452 00:30:50,552 --> 00:30:52,611 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Maybe it's a terrible tragedy. 453 00:30:52,687 --> 00:30:55,177 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's just stuff. Not a tragedy... 454 00:30:55,256 --> 00:30:59,022 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You did lose a lot of versatile solutions for modern living. 455 00:30:59,093 --> 00:31:01,686 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Fuck, you're right. I don't smoke. 456 00:31:05,063 --> 00:31:08,829 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}My insurance is probably gonna cover it, so... 457 00:31:11,269 --> 00:31:13,396 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What? 458 00:31:13,504 --> 00:31:16,631 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The things you own end up owning you. 459 00:31:19,975 --> 00:31:22,034 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Do what you like, man. 460 00:31:22,778 --> 00:31:25,211 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Oh, it's late. 461 00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:28,010 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Hey, thanks for the beer. - Yeah, man. 462 00:31:28,082 --> 00:31:30,174 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I should find a hotel. 463 00:31:30,918 --> 00:31:33,011 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What? 464 00:31:33,086 --> 00:31:34,712 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What? 465 00:31:34,821 --> 00:31:36,880 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- A hotel? - Yeah. 466 00:31:36,989 --> 00:31:40,048 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Just ask, man. - What are you talking about? 467 00:31:40,125 --> 00:31:43,891 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Oh, God. Three pitchers of beer and you still can't ask. 468 00:31:44,895 --> 00:31:46,522 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What? 469 00:31:46,630 --> 00:31:49,257 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You called me because you needed a place to stay. 470 00:31:49,332 --> 00:31:52,790 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Oh, hey. No, no, no. - Yes, you did. So just ask. 471 00:31:52,869 --> 00:31:55,428 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Cut the foreplay and just ask, man. 472 00:31:57,239 --> 00:31:59,502 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Would... Would that be a problem? 473 00:31:59,607 --> 00:32:01,666 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Is it a problem for you to ask? 474 00:32:02,677 --> 00:32:04,906 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Can I stay at your place? - Yeah. 475 00:32:06,279 --> 00:32:08,338 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Thanks. 476 00:32:12,518 --> 00:32:15,509 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I want you to do me a favor. - Yeah, sure. 477 00:32:15,620 --> 00:32:18,020 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I want you to hit me as hard as you can. 478 00:32:18,089 --> 00:32:20,056 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What? 479 00:32:20,123 --> 00:32:23,956 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I want you to hit me as hard as you can. 480 00:32:24,060 --> 00:32:26,961 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Let me tell you a little bit about Tyler Durden.{\i0} 481 00:32:27,163 --> 00:32:29,528 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Tyler was a night person.{\i0} 482 00:32:29,631 --> 00:32:31,861 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}While the rest of us slept, he worked. 483 00:32:31,933 --> 00:32:35,095 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}He had one part-time job as a projectionist. 484 00:32:35,169 --> 00:32:38,160 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}A movie doesn't come all on one big reel. It comes on a few. 485 00:32:38,271 --> 00:32:41,968 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Someone has to switch the projectors at the exact moment 486 00:32:42,075 --> 00:32:45,305 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}that one reel ends and the next one begins. 487 00:32:45,377 --> 00:32:49,312 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You can see little dots come into the upper right corner of the screen. 488 00:32:49,380 --> 00:32:52,110 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}In the industry, we call them cigarette burns. 489 00:32:52,183 --> 00:32:54,275 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That's the cue for a changeover. 490 00:32:54,351 --> 00:32:59,117 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}He flips the projectors, movie keeps going and the audience has no idea. 491 00:32:59,188 --> 00:33:01,452 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Why would anyone want this shit job? 492 00:33:01,557 --> 00:33:04,719 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Because it affords him interesting opportunities. 493 00:33:04,792 --> 00:33:08,318 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Like splicing a frame of pornography into family films. 494 00:33:08,395 --> 00:33:13,388 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}So when the snooty cat and the courageous dog with the celebrity voices first meet, 495 00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:17,730 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}that's when you'll catch a flash of Tyler's contribution to the film. 496 00:33:24,608 --> 00:33:27,201 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Nobody knows that they saw it but they did. 497 00:33:27,310 --> 00:33:29,870 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Nice, big cock. 498 00:33:34,683 --> 00:33:37,412 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Even a hummingbird couldn't catch Tyler at work. 499 00:33:42,756 --> 00:33:47,783 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tyler also works sometimes as a banquet waiter at the luxurious Pressman hotel. 500 00:33:52,430 --> 00:33:56,490 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}He was {\i1}the{\i0} guerrilla terrorist of the food service industry. 501 00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,898 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch. 502 00:33:58,969 --> 00:34:03,371 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on meringues, 503 00:34:03,439 --> 00:34:05,998 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}and as for the cream of mushroom soup... 504 00:34:06,107 --> 00:34:08,132 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Go ahead, tell 'em. 505 00:34:08,209 --> 00:34:10,200 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You get the idea. 506 00:34:10,412 --> 00:34:13,642 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You just want me to hit you? - Come on. Do me this one favor. 507 00:34:13,747 --> 00:34:17,113 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Why? - I don't know. Never been in a fight. You? 508 00:34:17,183 --> 00:34:21,175 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- No. But that's a good thing. - You can't know yourself if you haven't! 509 00:34:21,253 --> 00:34:23,619 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I don't wanna die without any scars. 510 00:34:23,722 --> 00:34:27,987 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Come on. Hit me, before I lose my nerve. - Oh, God. This is crazy. 511 00:34:28,059 --> 00:34:30,357 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}So go crazy! Let it rip. 512 00:34:30,428 --> 00:34:33,123 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I don't know about this. - I don't either. 513 00:34:33,196 --> 00:34:36,255 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Who gives a shit? No-one's watching. What do you care? 514 00:34:36,365 --> 00:34:38,833 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This is crazy. You want me to hit you?! 515 00:34:38,934 --> 00:34:40,992 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That's right. 516 00:34:41,069 --> 00:34:44,266 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Where? Like, in the face? - Surprise me. 517 00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,533 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This is so fucking stupid. 518 00:34:59,417 --> 00:35:01,611 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Motherfucker! 519 00:35:01,685 --> 00:35:03,778 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}He hit me in the ear! 520 00:35:03,854 --> 00:35:07,050 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Well, Jesus, I'm sorry. - Ow, Christ! 521 00:35:07,156 --> 00:35:09,215 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Why the ear, man? - I fucked it up. 522 00:35:09,292 --> 00:35:11,020 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No, that was perfect. 523 00:35:23,903 --> 00:35:26,029 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No, it's all right. 524 00:35:26,872 --> 00:35:28,965 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It really hurts. 525 00:35:29,407 --> 00:35:31,466 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Right. 526 00:35:31,843 --> 00:35:34,038 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hit me again. 527 00:35:34,112 --> 00:35:36,238 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No, you hit me. Come on! 528 00:35:53,193 --> 00:35:55,683 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We should do this again sometime. 529 00:36:08,471 --> 00:36:10,701 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Where's your car? - What car? 530 00:36:21,215 --> 00:36:23,546 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I don't know how Tyler found that house{\i0} 531 00:36:23,684 --> 00:36:25,914 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}but he said he'd been there for a year.{\i0} 532 00:36:26,019 --> 00:36:28,885 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}It looked like it was waiting to be torn down.{\i0} 533 00:36:28,954 --> 00:36:31,354 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Most of the windows were boarded up.{\i0} 534 00:36:31,457 --> 00:36:36,826 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}There was no lock on the front door from when the police, or whoever, kicked it in.{\i0} 535 00:36:36,895 --> 00:36:38,953 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The stairs were ready to collapse.{\i0} 536 00:36:39,063 --> 00:36:41,554 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I didn't know if he owned it or was squatting.{\i0} 537 00:36:41,699 --> 00:36:44,166 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Neither would have surprised me.{\i0} 538 00:36:45,068 --> 00:36:47,127 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yep. That's you. 539 00:36:47,236 --> 00:36:49,829 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That's me. That's the toilet. Good? 540 00:36:49,905 --> 00:36:51,964 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yeah, thanks. 541 00:36:52,074 --> 00:36:53,973 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}What a shithole.{\i0} 542 00:36:54,075 --> 00:36:56,043 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Nothing worked.{\i0} 543 00:36:59,679 --> 00:37:03,580 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Turning on one light meant another light in the house went out.{\i0} 544 00:37:03,716 --> 00:37:07,446 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}There were no neighbors. Just warehouses and a paper mill.{\i0} 545 00:37:07,518 --> 00:37:11,511 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}That fart smell of steam. The hamster-cage smell of wood chips.{\i0} 546 00:37:13,290 --> 00:37:15,690 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What have we here? 547 00:37:30,471 --> 00:37:32,563 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Hey, guys. - Hey. 548 00:37:43,547 --> 00:37:46,606 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Every time it rained, we had to kill the power.{\i0} 549 00:37:47,517 --> 00:37:50,918 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}By the end of the first month, I didn't miss TV.{\i0} 550 00:37:51,954 --> 00:37:55,287 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I didn't even mind the warm, stale refrigerator.{\i0} 551 00:38:07,633 --> 00:38:09,760 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Can I be next? 552 00:38:14,172 --> 00:38:16,230 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}All right, man. 553 00:38:16,340 --> 00:38:18,331 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Lose the tie. 554 00:38:22,345 --> 00:38:26,747 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}At night, Tyler and I were alone for half a mile in every direction.{\i0} 555 00:38:32,186 --> 00:38:36,121 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Rain trickled down through the plaster and the light fixtures.{\i0} 556 00:38:36,189 --> 00:38:39,022 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Everything wooden swelled and shrank.{\i0} 557 00:38:39,125 --> 00:38:42,321 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Everywhere were rusted nails to snag your elbow on.{\i0} 558 00:38:42,394 --> 00:38:44,988 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The previous occupant had been a shut-in.{\i0} 559 00:38:45,063 --> 00:38:47,155 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey, man. What are you reading? 560 00:38:47,231 --> 00:38:51,599 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Listen to this. It's an article written by an organ in the first person. 561 00:38:51,668 --> 00:38:54,432 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}"I am Jack's medulla oblongata. Without me, 562 00:38:54,538 --> 00:38:57,995 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Jack could not regulate his heart rate or breathing." 563 00:38:58,073 --> 00:39:00,165 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}There's a whole series of these. 564 00:39:00,241 --> 00:39:02,334 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}"I Am Jill's Nipples." 565 00:39:04,345 --> 00:39:08,337 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- "I Am Jack's Colon." - "I Get Cancer. I Kill Jack." 566 00:39:11,584 --> 00:39:15,383 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}After fighting, everything else in life got the volume turned down.{\i0} 567 00:39:17,389 --> 00:39:19,084 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What? 568 00:39:19,191 --> 00:39:22,751 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- You could deal with anything. {\i0}- Have you finished those reports? 569 00:39:27,397 --> 00:39:29,990 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}If you could choose, who would you fight?{\i0} 570 00:39:30,065 --> 00:39:32,158 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'd fight my boss, probably. 571 00:39:32,234 --> 00:39:34,360 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Really? 572 00:39:34,435 --> 00:39:37,802 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Yeah, why? Who would you fight? - I'd fight my dad. 573 00:39:37,872 --> 00:39:39,964 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I don't know my dad. 574 00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:41,974 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I mean, I know him, but... 575 00:39:42,042 --> 00:39:44,407 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}He left when I was like, six years old. 576 00:39:44,476 --> 00:39:47,468 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Married this other woman and had some other kids. 577 00:39:47,580 --> 00:39:49,638 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}He did this every six years. 578 00:39:49,781 --> 00:39:53,876 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- He changes city and starts a new family. - Fucker's setting up franchises! 579 00:39:54,685 --> 00:39:56,812 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}My dad never went to college. 580 00:39:56,887 --> 00:40:00,822 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- So it was real important that I go. - That sounds familiar. 581 00:40:00,890 --> 00:40:05,326 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}So I graduate. Call him up long-distance and say, "Dad, now what?" 582 00:40:05,427 --> 00:40:07,418 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- He says, "Get a job." - Same here. 583 00:40:07,495 --> 00:40:10,190 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Now I'm 25. Make my yearly call again. 584 00:40:10,264 --> 00:40:12,255 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}"Dad, now what?" 585 00:40:12,333 --> 00:40:14,459 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}He says, "I dunno. Get married." 586 00:40:14,534 --> 00:40:18,026 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You can't get married. 587 00:40:18,804 --> 00:40:20,863 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm a 30-year-old boy. 588 00:40:20,939 --> 00:40:23,429 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We're a generation of men raised by women. 589 00:40:23,507 --> 00:40:27,807 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need. 590 00:40:33,816 --> 00:40:37,013 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Most of the week, we were Ozzie and Harriet.{\i0} 591 00:40:37,886 --> 00:40:41,322 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}But every Saturday night, we were finding something out.{\i0} 592 00:40:42,523 --> 00:40:46,014 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}We were finding out more and more that we were not alone.{\i0} 593 00:40:49,929 --> 00:40:54,558 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}It used to be that when I came home angry or depressed, I'd just clean my condo.{\i0} 594 00:40:54,666 --> 00:40:56,725 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Polish my Scandinavian furniture.{\i0} 595 00:40:56,868 --> 00:41:01,895 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I should have been looking for a new condo or haggling with my insurance company.{\i0} 596 00:41:01,972 --> 00:41:05,737 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I should have been upset about my nice flaming little shit.{\i0} 597 00:41:05,875 --> 00:41:07,739 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}But I wasn't.{\i0} 598 00:41:07,876 --> 00:41:11,505 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The premise of cybernetting an office is make things more efficient. 599 00:41:11,580 --> 00:41:14,446 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Monday mornings, I just thought about next week.{\i0} 600 00:41:14,515 --> 00:41:17,540 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Can I get the icon in cornflower blue? 601 00:41:17,651 --> 00:41:18,743 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Absolutely. 602 00:41:18,885 --> 00:41:22,115 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Efficiency is priority No.1, people. 603 00:41:22,254 --> 00:41:25,052 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Because waste is a thief. 604 00:41:25,124 --> 00:41:28,251 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I showed this to my man here. You liked it, didn't you? 605 00:41:31,929 --> 00:41:35,865 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick.{\i0} 606 00:41:36,899 --> 00:41:39,129 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}It was right in everyone's face.{\i0} 607 00:41:39,201 --> 00:41:41,362 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Tyler and I just made it visible.{\i0} 608 00:41:41,470 --> 00:41:43,903 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}It was on the tip of everyone's tongue.{\i0} 609 00:41:43,972 --> 00:41:46,065 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Tyler and I just gave it a name.{\i0} 610 00:41:57,282 --> 00:41:59,341 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Come on, you've gotta go home! 611 00:42:21,568 --> 00:42:23,900 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back. 612 00:42:44,787 --> 00:42:48,517 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Every week, Tyler gave the rules that he and I decided.{\i0} 613 00:42:48,590 --> 00:42:50,648 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Gentlemen! 614 00:42:51,425 --> 00:42:53,518 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Welcome to Fight Club. 615 00:42:55,628 --> 00:42:57,789 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The first rule of Fight Club is 616 00:42:57,931 --> 00:43:00,262 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}you do not talk about Fight Club. 617 00:43:00,366 --> 00:43:02,960 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The second rule of Fight Club is 618 00:43:03,369 --> 00:43:06,804 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}you do not talk about Fight Club! 619 00:43:06,938 --> 00:43:09,202 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Third rule of Fight Club. 620 00:43:09,273 --> 00:43:12,070 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, 621 00:43:12,175 --> 00:43:14,938 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}the fight is over. Fourth rule. 622 00:43:15,011 --> 00:43:17,343 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Only two guys to a fight. 623 00:43:17,413 --> 00:43:19,278 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Fifth rule. 624 00:43:19,382 --> 00:43:22,043 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}One fight at a time, fellas. 625 00:43:22,150 --> 00:43:24,617 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Sixth rule. No shirts. No shoes. 626 00:43:24,685 --> 00:43:28,621 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Seventh rule. Fights will go on as long as they have to. 627 00:43:30,456 --> 00:43:33,050 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}And the eighth and final rule. 628 00:43:34,192 --> 00:43:37,389 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}If this is your first night at Fight Club 629 00:43:37,462 --> 00:43:39,554 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}you have to fight. 630 00:43:43,601 --> 00:43:45,659 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}This kid from work, Ricky,{\i0} 631 00:43:45,769 --> 00:43:50,262 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}couldn't remember whether you ordered pens with blue ink or black.{\i0} 632 00:43:50,372 --> 00:43:52,772 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}But Ricky was a god for ten minutes{\i0} 633 00:43:52,841 --> 00:43:56,207 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}when he trounced the maitre d' of a local food court.{\i0} 634 00:43:58,079 --> 00:44:03,414 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Sometimes, all you could hear were the flat, hard, packing sounds over the yelling.{\i0} 635 00:44:07,186 --> 00:44:10,211 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Or the wet choke when someone gasped and sprayed...{\i0} 636 00:44:10,288 --> 00:44:12,313 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Stop! 637 00:44:12,424 --> 00:44:15,290 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}You weren't alive anywhere like you were there.{\i0} 638 00:44:15,392 --> 00:44:20,192 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}But Fight Club only exists in the hours between when Fight Club starts and ends.{\i0} 639 00:44:20,696 --> 00:44:23,721 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Even if I could tell someone they had a good fight,{\i0} 640 00:44:23,832 --> 00:44:26,130 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I wouldn't be talking to the same man.{\i0} 641 00:44:26,234 --> 00:44:29,532 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Who you were in Fight Club is not who you were outside of it.{\i0} 642 00:44:29,637 --> 00:44:34,664 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}A guy came to Fight Club for the first time. His ass was a wad of cookie dough.{\i0} 643 00:44:34,741 --> 00:44:37,608 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.{\i0} 644 00:44:38,444 --> 00:44:41,641 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}If you could fight any celebrity, who would you fight? 645 00:44:41,713 --> 00:44:44,840 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Alive or dead? - Doesn't matter. Who'd be tough? 646 00:44:45,750 --> 00:44:48,877 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hemingway. You? 647 00:44:49,519 --> 00:44:52,681 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner. 648 00:44:53,722 --> 00:44:56,953 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}We all started seeing things differently.{\i0} 649 00:44:58,226 --> 00:45:01,559 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Everywhere we went, we were sizing things up.{\i0} 650 00:45:04,898 --> 00:45:08,060 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms,{\i0} 651 00:45:08,134 --> 00:45:12,229 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}trying to look like how Calvin Klein or Tommy Hilfiger said they should.{\i0} 652 00:45:12,304 --> 00:45:14,431 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Is that what a man looks like? 653 00:45:15,340 --> 00:45:18,172 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Oh, self-improvement is masturbation. 654 00:45:18,275 --> 00:45:20,334 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Now, self-destruction... 655 00:45:20,444 --> 00:45:22,434 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Excuse me. 656 00:45:57,073 --> 00:46:00,270 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Fight Club wasn't about winning or losing.{\i0} 657 00:46:00,343 --> 00:46:02,401 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}It wasn't about words.{\i0} 658 00:46:04,346 --> 00:46:07,803 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The hysterical shouting was in tongues{\i0} 659 00:46:07,915 --> 00:46:09,883 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}like at a Pentecostal Church.{\i0} 660 00:46:14,420 --> 00:46:16,512 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Is that it? - Stop! 661 00:46:16,588 --> 00:46:19,489 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}When the fight was over, nothing was solved.{\i0} 662 00:46:19,558 --> 00:46:21,491 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}But nothing mattered.{\i0} 663 00:46:21,559 --> 00:46:24,357 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Cool. 664 00:46:24,428 --> 00:46:27,225 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Afterwards, we all felt saved.{\i0} 665 00:46:28,165 --> 00:46:30,429 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey, man. How about next week? 666 00:46:30,533 --> 00:46:32,592 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}How about next month?! 667 00:46:32,701 --> 00:46:34,760 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Irvine, you're in the middle. 668 00:46:34,837 --> 00:46:36,895 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}New guy, you too. 669 00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:40,800 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me.{\i0} 670 00:46:40,908 --> 00:46:43,001 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}He fell down some stairs. 671 00:46:43,644 --> 00:46:45,736 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I fell down some stairs. 672 00:46:47,580 --> 00:46:52,243 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Fight Club became the reason to cut your hair short or trim your fingernails.{\i0} 673 00:46:52,350 --> 00:46:54,818 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}OK. Any historical figure. 674 00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:56,784 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'd fight Gandhi. 675 00:46:57,421 --> 00:46:59,252 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Good answer. 676 00:46:59,356 --> 00:47:01,585 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- How about you? - Lincoln. 677 00:47:01,658 --> 00:47:04,252 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Lincoln? 678 00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:07,954 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight till they're burger. 679 00:47:08,830 --> 00:47:10,922 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Fuck! 680 00:47:12,133 --> 00:47:14,794 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart. 681 00:47:23,876 --> 00:47:25,274 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hello? 682 00:47:25,376 --> 00:47:27,776 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Where have you been the last eight weeks?{\i0} 683 00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:29,176 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Marla?{\i0} 684 00:47:32,149 --> 00:47:35,276 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- How did you find me? {\i1}- You left a forwarding number.{\i0} 685 00:47:35,384 --> 00:47:38,376 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I haven't seen you at any support groups. 686 00:47:38,454 --> 00:47:41,650 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}We split 'em up. That was the idea. Remember?{\i0} 687 00:47:41,756 --> 00:47:44,588 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yeah, but you haven't been going to yours. 688 00:47:44,658 --> 00:47:48,185 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- How do you know? - I cheated. 689 00:47:48,262 --> 00:47:50,092 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I found a new one. 690 00:47:50,630 --> 00:47:52,894 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Really? - It's for men only. 691 00:47:52,999 --> 00:47:54,590 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Like the testicle thing? 692 00:47:58,370 --> 00:48:00,394 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Look, this is a bad time. 693 00:48:00,471 --> 00:48:02,905 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I've been going to Debtors Anonymous. 694 00:48:03,007 --> 00:48:06,567 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- They're really fucked-up people... {\i0}- I'm on my way out. 695 00:48:06,643 --> 00:48:09,008 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Me too. I've got a stomach full of Xanax. 696 00:48:09,111 --> 00:48:11,409 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I took what was left of a bottle. 697 00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:13,572 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It might have been too much. 698 00:48:13,648 --> 00:48:17,277 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Picture Marla Singer throw herself around her crummy apartment.{\i0} 699 00:48:17,418 --> 00:48:21,877 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This isn't a for-real suicide thing. This is probably a cry-for-help thing. 700 00:48:21,989 --> 00:48:24,889 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}So you're staying in tonight, then? 701 00:48:24,991 --> 00:48:27,824 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Do you wanna wait and hear me describe death? 702 00:48:27,893 --> 00:48:32,420 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Do you wanna listen and see if my spirit can use a phone?{\i0} 703 00:48:34,665 --> 00:48:37,327 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Have you ever heard a death rattle before?{\i0} 704 00:49:03,621 --> 00:49:08,455 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Tyler's door was closed. I'd been here for two months and his door was never closed.{\i0} 705 00:49:13,462 --> 00:49:16,522 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You won't believe this dream I had last night. 706 00:49:16,632 --> 00:49:19,896 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I can hardly believe anything about last night. 707 00:49:29,709 --> 00:49:31,677 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What are you doing here? 708 00:49:34,379 --> 00:49:36,472 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What? 709 00:49:36,548 --> 00:49:38,981 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This is my house. What are you doing here? 710 00:49:41,385 --> 00:49:43,375 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Fuck you! 711 00:49:57,998 --> 00:50:01,364 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Oh, you've got some fucked-up friends! 712 00:50:01,467 --> 00:50:03,458 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Limber, though. 713 00:50:03,536 --> 00:50:05,527 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Silly cooze. 714 00:50:06,604 --> 00:50:09,334 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I come in last night. Phone's off the hook. 715 00:50:09,407 --> 00:50:11,499 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Guess who's on the other end? 716 00:50:11,575 --> 00:50:13,770 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I knew the story before he told me.{\i0} 717 00:50:16,079 --> 00:50:19,674 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Have you ever heard a death rattle before?{\i0} 718 00:50:19,749 --> 00:50:22,581 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Do you think it'll live up to its name? 719 00:50:22,684 --> 00:50:26,278 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Or will it just be a death hairball?{\i0} 720 00:50:29,690 --> 00:50:33,682 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Prepare to evacuate soul.{\i0} 721 00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:35,386 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Ten,{\i0} 722 00:50:35,494 --> 00:50:38,292 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}nine,... eight...{\i0} 723 00:50:38,364 --> 00:50:40,593 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}How could Tyler, of all people,{\i0} 724 00:50:40,698 --> 00:50:44,566 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}think it was a bad thing that Marla Singer was about to die?{\i0} 725 00:50:44,635 --> 00:50:46,295 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Five,{\i0} 726 00:50:46,370 --> 00:50:47,962 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}four...{\i0} 727 00:50:48,739 --> 00:50:50,797 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hang on. 728 00:50:56,244 --> 00:50:58,576 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You got here fast. 729 00:51:00,114 --> 00:51:02,207 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Did I call you? 730 00:51:12,924 --> 00:51:16,017 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The mattress is all sealed in slippery plastic. 731 00:51:19,263 --> 00:51:21,662 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Oh, don't worry. It's not a threat to you. 732 00:51:24,466 --> 00:51:26,366 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Oh, fuck! 733 00:51:26,435 --> 00:51:28,528 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Somebody called the cops. 734 00:51:40,446 --> 00:51:43,938 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Hey, where's 513? - End of the hall. 735 00:51:44,749 --> 00:51:48,617 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The girl who lives there used to be a charming, lovely girl. 736 00:51:48,686 --> 00:51:50,846 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}She has lost faith in herself. 737 00:51:50,954 --> 00:51:53,786 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Miss Singer, let us help you! - She's a monster! 738 00:51:53,856 --> 00:51:57,986 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You have every reason to live. - She's infectious human waste! 739 00:51:58,060 --> 00:52:01,859 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Miss Singer! - Good luck trying to save her! 740 00:52:06,667 --> 00:52:08,861 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}If I fall asleep, 741 00:52:08,968 --> 00:52:11,232 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm done for. 742 00:52:13,206 --> 00:52:15,400 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're gonna have to keep me up 743 00:52:15,474 --> 00:52:17,567 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}all night. 744 00:52:17,643 --> 00:52:19,974 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Un-fucking-believable. 745 00:52:20,044 --> 00:52:22,239 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}He was obviously able to handle it.{\i0} 746 00:52:22,313 --> 00:52:26,009 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You know what I mean, you fucked her. - No, I didn't. 747 00:52:26,082 --> 00:52:28,208 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Never? - No. 748 00:52:29,118 --> 00:52:31,245 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're not into her, are you? 749 00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:33,412 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No! God, not at all. 750 00:52:33,488 --> 00:52:36,082 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I am Jack's raging bile duct.{\i0} 751 00:52:36,224 --> 00:52:38,123 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Are you sure? You can tell me. 752 00:52:38,258 --> 00:52:40,089 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Believe me, I'm sure. 753 00:52:40,227 --> 00:52:43,491 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- Put a gun to my head and spray my brains. {\i0}- That's good. 754 00:52:43,596 --> 00:52:46,326 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}She's a predator posing as a house pet. Stay away. 755 00:52:48,300 --> 00:52:51,929 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The shit that came out of this woman's mouth, I had never heard! 756 00:52:52,037 --> 00:52:53,697 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}My God. 757 00:52:53,804 --> 00:52:57,137 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I haven't been fucked like that since grade school. 758 00:52:57,274 --> 00:52:59,707 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}How could Tyler not go for that?{\i0} 759 00:52:59,809 --> 00:53:03,335 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The other night, he was splicing sex organs into{\i0} Cinderella. 760 00:53:03,445 --> 00:53:06,243 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Marla doesn't need a lover, just a caseworker. 761 00:53:06,315 --> 00:53:08,908 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Or a wash. This isn't love, it's sport fucking. 762 00:53:09,016 --> 00:53:11,883 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}She invaded my support groups and now my home.{\i0} 763 00:53:11,953 --> 00:53:14,045 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey, hey. Sit down. 764 00:53:18,123 --> 00:53:21,559 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Now, listen. I can't have you talking to her about me. 765 00:53:21,660 --> 00:53:23,490 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Why would I... 766 00:53:23,561 --> 00:53:28,930 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Say anything about me or what goes on in this house to her or anybody,... we're done. 767 00:53:29,032 --> 00:53:31,694 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Now promise me. You promise? - OK. 768 00:53:31,767 --> 00:53:33,894 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Yeah, I promise. - Promise? 769 00:53:33,970 --> 00:53:37,370 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I just said, I promise! What... - That's three times you promised. 770 00:53:38,874 --> 00:53:42,866 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}If only I had wasted a few minutes and gone to watch Marla Singer die,{\i0} 771 00:53:42,943 --> 00:53:45,036 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}none of this would have happened.{\i0} 772 00:53:49,949 --> 00:53:52,883 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Harder, yes! Oh, harder, harder! 773 00:53:59,490 --> 00:54:01,957 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I could have moved to another room.{\i0} 774 00:54:03,093 --> 00:54:06,926 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}On the third floor where I might not have heard them.{\i0} 775 00:54:06,996 --> 00:54:09,089 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}But I didn't.{\i0} 776 00:54:33,317 --> 00:54:37,412 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- What are you doing? - Just going to bed. 777 00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:39,579 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Wanna finish her off? 778 00:54:42,491 --> 00:54:46,017 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- No. No, thank you. - I've found a cigarette. 779 00:54:46,127 --> 00:54:49,494 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Who were you talking to? - Shut up. 780 00:54:49,564 --> 00:54:52,828 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I became the calm little center of the world.{\i0} 781 00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:55,558 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I was the Zen master.{\i0} 782 00:55:00,705 --> 00:55:02,696 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I wrote little{\i0} haiku {\i1}poems.{\i0} 783 00:55:03,341 --> 00:55:05,638 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I e-mailed them to everyone.{\i0} 784 00:55:05,742 --> 00:55:07,835 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Is that your blood? 785 00:55:09,546 --> 00:55:11,604 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Some of it, yeah. 786 00:55:11,714 --> 00:55:14,376 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You can't smoke in here. 787 00:55:14,450 --> 00:55:16,542 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Take the rest of the day off. 788 00:55:16,618 --> 00:55:19,143 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Come back Monday with some clean clothes. 789 00:55:19,220 --> 00:55:21,346 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Get yourself together. 790 00:55:21,722 --> 00:55:24,054 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I got right in everyone's hostile face.{\i0} 791 00:55:24,158 --> 00:55:26,648 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}"Yes, these are bruises from fighting."{\i0} 792 00:55:26,759 --> 00:55:28,818 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}"Yes, I'm comfortable with that."{\i0} 793 00:55:28,928 --> 00:55:30,792 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}"I am enlightened."{\i0} 794 00:55:32,731 --> 00:55:37,861 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}You give up the condo life, give up all your flaming worldly possessions,{\i0} 795 00:55:37,969 --> 00:55:41,028 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}move to a dilapidated house in a toxic waste area,{\i0} 796 00:55:41,137 --> 00:55:45,004 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}and you have to come home to this.{\i0} 797 00:55:55,649 --> 00:55:59,049 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Hello. {\i1}- This is Detective Stern with the Arson Unit.{\i0} 798 00:55:59,151 --> 00:56:03,383 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}We have some new information about the incident at your former condo.{\i0} 799 00:56:03,456 --> 00:56:04,752 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yes. 800 00:56:04,823 --> 00:56:09,759 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I don't know if you're aware, but someone sprayed Freon into your front-door lock. 801 00:56:09,827 --> 00:56:12,489 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}They used a chisel to shatter the cylinder.{\i0} 802 00:56:12,596 --> 00:56:14,586 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No, I wasn't aware of that. 803 00:56:14,664 --> 00:56:16,655 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I am Jack's cold sweat.{\i0} 804 00:56:16,766 --> 00:56:19,029 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Does this sound strange to you? 805 00:56:19,101 --> 00:56:21,968 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Yes, sir, strange. Very strange.{\i0} 806 00:56:22,037 --> 00:56:24,061 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- The dynamite {\i0}- Dynamite? 807 00:56:24,171 --> 00:56:27,265 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}left a residue of ammonium oxalate potassium perchloride. 808 00:56:27,408 --> 00:56:30,843 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- Do you know what this means? {\i0}- No, what does it mean? 809 00:56:30,910 --> 00:56:32,844 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It means it was home-made. 810 00:56:32,912 --> 00:56:37,177 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm sorry. This is just coming as quite a shock to me, sir. 811 00:56:37,249 --> 00:56:42,810 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Whoever set this dynamite could have blown out your pilot light days before the explosion. 812 00:56:42,886 --> 00:56:45,980 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- The gas was just a detonator. {\i0}- Who would go and do that? 813 00:56:46,056 --> 00:56:48,114 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- I'll ask the questions. {\i0}- Tell him. 814 00:56:48,257 --> 00:56:52,659 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tell him the liberator who destroyed my property realigned my perceptions. 815 00:56:52,727 --> 00:56:54,820 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Excuse me. Are you there?{\i0} 816 00:56:54,896 --> 00:56:57,830 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I am listening. It's hard to know what to make of this. 817 00:56:57,898 --> 00:57:02,391 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Have you recently made enemies who might have access to home-made dynamite? 818 00:57:02,468 --> 00:57:04,732 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Enemies? - Reject civilization, 819 00:57:04,837 --> 00:57:06,896 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}especially material possessions. 820 00:57:07,006 --> 00:57:09,872 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- Son, this is serious. {\i0}- Yes, I know it's serious. 821 00:57:09,941 --> 00:57:12,534 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- I mean that. {\i0}- Yes, it's very serious. 822 00:57:12,643 --> 00:57:15,476 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Look, nobody takes this more seriously than me. 823 00:57:15,546 --> 00:57:18,275 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That condo was my life. OK? 824 00:57:18,415 --> 00:57:21,906 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I loved every stick of furniture in that place. 825 00:57:22,017 --> 00:57:25,043 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}That was not just a bunch of stuff that got destroyed.{\i0} 826 00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:28,020 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- It was me! {\i1}- I'd like to thank the Academy.{\i0} 827 00:57:28,089 --> 00:57:32,115 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- Is this not a good time for you? {\i0}- Just tell him you fucking did it! 828 00:57:32,225 --> 00:57:36,093 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tell him you blew it all up! That's what he wants to hear. 829 00:57:36,163 --> 00:57:41,065 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- Are you still there? {\i0}- Wait. Are you saying that I'm a suspect? 830 00:57:41,133 --> 00:57:45,125 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No. I may need to talk to you, so you let me know if you're gonna leave town. 831 00:57:45,236 --> 00:57:47,635 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- OK? {\i0}- OK. 832 00:57:50,307 --> 00:57:54,936 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Except for their humping, Tyler and Marla were never in the same room.{\i0} 833 00:57:55,044 --> 00:57:58,103 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}My parents pulled this exact same act for years.{\i0} 834 00:57:58,180 --> 00:58:01,945 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The condom is the glass slipper of our generation. 835 00:58:02,049 --> 00:58:04,950 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You slip one on when you meet a stranger. 836 00:58:05,052 --> 00:58:07,110 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You... dance all night. 837 00:58:07,187 --> 00:58:09,280 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Then you throw it away. 838 00:58:09,522 --> 00:58:12,149 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The condom, I mean. Not the stranger. 839 00:58:13,692 --> 00:58:15,159 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What? 840 00:58:19,997 --> 00:58:22,794 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I got this dress at a thrift store for $1. 841 00:58:22,899 --> 00:58:24,764 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It was worth every penny. 842 00:58:24,868 --> 00:58:26,926 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's a bridesmaid's dress. 843 00:58:27,903 --> 00:58:31,099 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Someone loved it intensely 844 00:58:31,172 --> 00:58:33,197 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}for one day. 845 00:58:33,308 --> 00:58:35,400 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Then tossed it. 846 00:58:37,277 --> 00:58:39,336 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Like a Christmas tree. 847 00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:41,572 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}So special. 848 00:58:41,681 --> 00:58:43,114 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Then 849 00:58:43,182 --> 00:58:44,979 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}bam! 850 00:58:45,084 --> 00:58:47,142 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's on the side of the road. 851 00:58:47,719 --> 00:58:49,812 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tinsel still clinging to it. 852 00:58:51,889 --> 00:58:53,948 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Like a sex crime victim. 853 00:58:54,024 --> 00:58:56,116 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Underwear inside out. 854 00:58:56,793 --> 00:59:00,626 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Bound with electrical tape. - Well then, it suits you. 855 00:59:00,729 --> 00:59:03,425 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You can borrow it sometime. 856 00:59:10,437 --> 00:59:12,530 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Get rid of her. 857 00:59:13,306 --> 00:59:16,206 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- What? {\i1}You{\i0} get rid of her! - Don't mention me. 858 00:59:16,308 --> 00:59:20,505 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I am six years old again, passing messages between parents.{\i0} 859 00:59:22,514 --> 00:59:26,108 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I really think it's time you left. - Don't worry, I'm leaving. 860 00:59:26,183 --> 00:59:30,812 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Not that we don't love your visits. - You are such a nutcase. I can't keep up. 861 00:59:32,989 --> 00:59:35,855 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Gotta get off 862 00:59:35,957 --> 00:59:37,219 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Thanks. Bye. 863 00:59:37,325 --> 00:59:43,263 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Gotta get off of this merry-go-round 864 00:59:44,030 --> 00:59:47,864 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Gonna get, need to get... 865 00:59:47,967 --> 00:59:49,991 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Gotta get... 866 00:59:52,204 --> 00:59:53,637 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You kids! 867 00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:58,131 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Why do you still waste time with her? 868 00:59:58,209 --> 01:00:00,540 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'll say this about Marla. 869 01:00:00,610 --> 01:00:02,874 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}At least {\i1}she's{\i0} trying to hit bottom. 870 01:00:02,979 --> 01:00:04,275 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}And I'm not? 871 01:00:04,380 --> 01:00:07,213 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Feathers up your butt do not make you a chicken. 872 01:00:07,283 --> 01:00:09,375 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What are we doing tonight? 873 01:00:10,051 --> 01:00:12,281 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tonight... we make soap. 874 01:00:13,254 --> 01:00:14,379 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Really? 875 01:00:14,488 --> 01:00:17,321 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}To make soap, first we render fat. 876 01:00:36,206 --> 01:00:38,435 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The salt balance has to be just right 877 01:00:38,574 --> 01:00:41,065 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}so the best fat for soap comes from humans. 878 01:00:41,877 --> 01:00:44,970 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Wait, what is this place? - A liposuction clinic. 879 01:00:53,052 --> 01:00:55,077 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Pay dirt! 880 01:00:55,187 --> 01:00:59,020 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Richest, creamiest fat in the world. Fat of the land! 881 01:01:04,628 --> 01:01:08,188 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No! Don't pull it, don't pull it! 882 01:01:12,801 --> 01:01:15,065 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Oh, God! - Give me another one. 883 01:01:21,208 --> 01:01:24,665 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}As the fat renders, the tallows float to the surface. 884 01:01:24,744 --> 01:01:26,836 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Like in Boy Scouts. 885 01:01:26,912 --> 01:01:30,712 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- It's hard to imagine you as a Boy Scout. - Keep stirring. 886 01:01:33,050 --> 01:01:36,610 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Once the tallow hardens, you skim off a layer of glycerin. 887 01:01:36,686 --> 01:01:39,086 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Add nitric acid, you've got nitroglycerin. 888 01:01:39,155 --> 01:01:43,022 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Then add sodium nitrate and sawdust, you've got dynamite. 889 01:01:43,092 --> 01:01:46,925 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yeah, with enough soap, one could blow up just about anything. 890 01:01:47,028 --> 01:01:49,087 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Tyler was full of useful information.{\i0} 891 01:01:49,163 --> 01:01:53,121 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}People found clothes got cleaner when washed at a certain point in the river. 892 01:01:53,233 --> 01:01:55,258 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You know why? - No. 893 01:01:58,104 --> 01:02:01,903 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Human sacrifices were once made on the hills above this river. 894 01:02:01,973 --> 01:02:05,170 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Bodies burnt. Water permeated the ashes to create lye. 895 01:02:05,277 --> 01:02:07,710 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This is lye. The crucial ingredient. 896 01:02:07,778 --> 01:02:12,578 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Once it mixed with the melted body fat, a white soapy discharge crept into the river. 897 01:02:12,682 --> 01:02:14,741 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}May I see your hand, please? 898 01:02:20,122 --> 01:02:23,352 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What is this? 899 01:02:23,457 --> 01:02:26,050 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This is a chemical burn. 900 01:02:26,126 --> 01:02:29,653 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It will hurt more than any burn and it will leave a scar. 901 01:02:29,729 --> 01:02:32,356 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Meditation worked for cancer, it could work now.{\i0} 902 01:02:33,165 --> 01:02:35,928 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Don't shut the pain out. - Oh, God! 903 01:02:36,734 --> 01:02:41,170 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The first soap was made from heroes' ashes, like the first monkey shot into space. 904 01:02:41,271 --> 01:02:44,263 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Without pain or sacrifice, we would have nothing. 905 01:02:44,341 --> 01:02:47,275 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I tried not to think of the word{\i0} searing {\i1}of flesh.{\i0} 906 01:02:47,343 --> 01:02:50,505 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Stop it! This is your pain, this is your burning hand. 907 01:02:50,612 --> 01:02:53,274 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm going to my cave to find my power animal. 908 01:02:53,348 --> 01:02:57,374 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No! Don't deal with this the way those dead people do! Come on! 909 01:02:57,484 --> 01:03:01,476 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I get the point! - No! You're feeling premature enlightenment. 910 01:03:04,290 --> 01:03:08,350 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's the greatest moment of your life, and you're off somewhere else! 911 01:03:08,427 --> 01:03:09,950 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I am not! 912 01:03:10,027 --> 01:03:13,019 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Shut up! Our fathers were our models for God. 913 01:03:13,130 --> 01:03:16,292 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God? 914 01:03:17,300 --> 01:03:22,532 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Listen to me. You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. 915 01:03:22,638 --> 01:03:26,733 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}He never wanted you. In all probability, He hates you. 916 01:03:26,808 --> 01:03:30,368 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This is not the worst thing that can happen. We don't need Him! 917 01:03:30,444 --> 01:03:33,413 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I agree! - Fuck damnation, fuck redemption. 918 01:03:33,513 --> 01:03:36,003 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We are God's unwanted children? So be it! 919 01:03:36,115 --> 01:03:40,608 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I'm getting water! - You can use water and make it worse or... 920 01:03:41,753 --> 01:03:45,244 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Or use vinegar to neutralize the burn. - Please let me up! 921 01:03:45,356 --> 01:03:47,415 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}First, you have to give up. 922 01:03:47,524 --> 01:03:50,219 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}First, you have to know, not fear, 923 01:03:50,326 --> 01:03:53,318 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}know that some day, you're gonna die. 924 01:03:53,396 --> 01:03:55,625 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You don't know how this feels! 925 01:03:59,567 --> 01:04:03,866 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. 926 01:04:05,872 --> 01:04:07,965 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}OK. 927 01:04:21,218 --> 01:04:23,242 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Congratulations. 928 01:04:23,352 --> 01:04:26,253 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're one step closer to hitting the bottom. 929 01:04:29,290 --> 01:04:32,350 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar.{\i0} 930 01:04:32,427 --> 01:04:34,417 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}God knows what they charged.{\i0} 931 01:04:34,495 --> 01:04:37,760 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- This is the best soap. - Why, thank you, Susan. 932 01:04:37,830 --> 01:04:39,889 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}It was beautiful.{\i0} 933 01:04:39,999 --> 01:04:43,866 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.{\i0} 934 01:04:44,870 --> 01:04:46,963 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}He was wearing his yellow tie.{\i0} 935 01:04:47,039 --> 01:04:49,302 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I didn't wear a tie to work any more.{\i0} 936 01:04:49,407 --> 01:04:53,035 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}"The first rule of Fight Club is don't talk about Fight Club." 937 01:04:53,109 --> 01:04:56,670 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I'm half-asleep again. I must have left it in the copy machine.{\i0} 938 01:04:56,780 --> 01:04:59,247 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}"The second rule..." Is this yours? 939 01:05:01,116 --> 01:05:04,676 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Pretend you're me. Make a managerial decision. 940 01:05:04,786 --> 01:05:07,219 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You find this. What would you do? 941 01:05:11,858 --> 01:05:13,848 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Well, I gotta tell you, 942 01:05:13,926 --> 01:05:17,588 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that. 943 01:05:17,695 --> 01:05:20,994 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Because the person who wrote that is dangerous. 944 01:05:21,066 --> 01:05:25,525 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap 945 01:05:25,669 --> 01:05:28,501 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}and then stalk from office to office 946 01:05:28,604 --> 01:05:33,666 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}with an Armalite AR10 carbine gas-powered semiautomatic weapon, 947 01:05:33,742 --> 01:05:38,201 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. 948 01:05:38,879 --> 01:05:42,245 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This might be someone you've known for years. 949 01:05:42,315 --> 01:05:45,443 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Someone very, very close to you. 950 01:05:45,518 --> 01:05:48,918 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Tyler's words coming out of my mouth.{\i0} 951 01:05:49,922 --> 01:05:52,014 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}And I used to be such a nice guy.{\i0} 952 01:05:52,090 --> 01:05:55,423 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Or maybe you shouldn't bring me every piece of trash you pick up. 953 01:05:59,262 --> 01:06:02,924 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Compliance and Liability. - My tit's gonna rot off. 954 01:06:03,866 --> 01:06:06,425 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Will you excuse me? I need to take this. 955 01:06:12,706 --> 01:06:16,334 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- What do you mean? - I need you to check for a lump in my breast. 956 01:06:16,442 --> 01:06:20,378 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Go to a hospital. - I can't afford to waste money on a doctor. 957 01:06:21,346 --> 01:06:23,541 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I don't know about this, Marla. 958 01:06:23,648 --> 01:06:25,343 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Please. 959 01:06:25,450 --> 01:06:29,442 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}She didn't call Tyler. I'm neutral in her book.{\i0} 960 01:06:31,488 --> 01:06:35,514 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That's nice. Taking food to Mrs Haniver and Mrs Raines. 961 01:06:35,591 --> 01:06:37,718 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Where are they, exactly? 962 01:06:37,793 --> 01:06:41,922 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tragically, they're dead. I'm alive and I'm in poverty. Want any? 963 01:06:41,996 --> 01:06:44,089 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- No, no. - I got one for you. 964 01:06:44,165 --> 01:06:46,257 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Thanks for the thought. 965 01:06:47,601 --> 01:06:49,933 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What happened to your hand? 966 01:06:50,003 --> 01:06:52,163 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Oh, nothing. 967 01:06:52,271 --> 01:06:54,330 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Right there? 968 01:06:55,373 --> 01:06:58,069 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Feel anything? - No. 969 01:06:58,176 --> 01:07:00,166 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Well, make sure. 970 01:07:00,277 --> 01:07:02,302 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}OK, I'm pretty sure. 971 01:07:02,379 --> 01:07:04,370 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You feel nothing? 972 01:07:04,481 --> 01:07:06,778 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No, nothing. 973 01:07:08,317 --> 01:07:11,149 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Well, that's a relief. Thank you. 974 01:07:12,754 --> 01:07:15,950 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- No problem. - I wish I could return the favor. 975 01:07:16,023 --> 01:07:18,116 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Breast cancer doesn't run in my family. 976 01:07:18,192 --> 01:07:21,683 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I could check your prostate. - I think I'm OK. 977 01:07:21,794 --> 01:07:23,887 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Well, thanks, anyway. 978 01:07:28,901 --> 01:07:31,198 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Are we done? - Yeah, we're done. 979 01:07:31,302 --> 01:07:33,497 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}See you... around. 980 01:07:50,746 --> 01:07:52,873 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Cornelius? 981 01:07:52,948 --> 01:07:55,313 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Cornelius! 982 01:07:55,416 --> 01:07:58,112 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's me! Bob! 983 01:07:58,219 --> 01:07:59,651 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey, Bob. 984 01:08:03,223 --> 01:08:06,214 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- We all thought you were dead. - No, no. Still here. 985 01:08:06,292 --> 01:08:10,318 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- How are you, Bob? - Better than I've ever been in my whole life. 986 01:08:10,428 --> 01:08:13,919 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Really? Still remaining men together? - No, no. 987 01:08:14,031 --> 01:08:17,762 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I got something so much better now. - Really, what is it? 988 01:08:18,434 --> 01:08:20,299 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Well... 989 01:08:20,370 --> 01:08:24,635 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The first rule is, I'm not supposed to talk about it. 990 01:08:24,740 --> 01:08:26,867 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}And the second rule is 991 01:08:26,942 --> 01:08:29,239 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm not supposed to talk about it. 992 01:08:29,310 --> 01:08:32,746 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- And the third rule is... - Bob, Bob. I'm a member. 993 01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:34,938 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Look at my face, Bob. 994 01:08:37,350 --> 01:08:39,681 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That's fucking... fucking great. 995 01:08:39,752 --> 01:08:43,482 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I've never seen you there. - I go Tuesdays and Thursdays. 996 01:08:43,555 --> 01:08:47,286 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I go Saturday. - Congratulations. 997 01:08:47,691 --> 01:08:50,057 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yeah, hey, to both of us, right? 998 01:08:50,127 --> 01:08:52,754 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Have you heard about the guy that invented it? 999 01:08:52,895 --> 01:08:55,762 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Yeah, actually... - I hear all kinds of things. 1000 01:08:55,898 --> 01:08:59,492 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Supposedly, he was born in a mental institution 1001 01:08:59,568 --> 01:09:02,968 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}and he sleeps only one hour a night. 1002 01:09:03,070 --> 01:09:05,265 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}He's a great man. 1003 01:09:06,740 --> 01:09:09,071 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Do you know about Tyler Durden? 1004 01:09:34,028 --> 01:09:36,121 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I didn't hurt you, did I? 1005 01:09:36,197 --> 01:09:38,289 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Actually, you did. 1006 01:09:38,365 --> 01:09:40,424 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Thank you for this. 1007 01:09:40,701 --> 01:09:43,100 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1008 01:09:43,169 --> 01:09:45,228 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Fight Club.{\i0} 1009 01:09:45,338 --> 01:09:47,430 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}This was mine and Tyler's gift.{\i0} 1010 01:09:47,639 --> 01:09:49,607 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Our gift to the world.{\i0} 1011 01:09:49,708 --> 01:09:53,040 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I look around, I look around, I see a lot of new faces. 1012 01:09:54,645 --> 01:09:56,839 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Shut up! 1013 01:09:56,980 --> 01:10:01,814 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Which means a lot of people have been breaking the first two rules of Fight Club. 1014 01:10:10,157 --> 01:10:14,217 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I see in Fight Club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. 1015 01:10:14,327 --> 01:10:16,385 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I see all this potential. 1016 01:10:16,462 --> 01:10:18,555 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}And I see it squandered. 1017 01:10:19,565 --> 01:10:22,658 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Goddamn it, an entire generation pumping gas. 1018 01:10:23,234 --> 01:10:25,327 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Waiting tables. 1019 01:10:25,403 --> 01:10:27,461 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Slaves with white collars. 1020 01:10:29,973 --> 01:10:33,032 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes. 1021 01:10:33,142 --> 01:10:36,406 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. 1022 01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:42,748 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We're the middle children of history. 1023 01:10:42,816 --> 01:10:44,875 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No purpose or place. 1024 01:10:45,085 --> 01:10:47,177 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We have no Great War. 1025 01:10:47,487 --> 01:10:49,580 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No Great Depression. 1026 01:10:51,356 --> 01:10:53,688 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Our great war is a spiritual war. 1027 01:10:54,159 --> 01:10:57,491 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Our great depression is our lives. 1028 01:11:00,363 --> 01:11:03,423 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We've all been raised on television to believe 1029 01:11:03,500 --> 01:11:07,196 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}that one day we'd be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars. 1030 01:11:07,269 --> 01:11:09,362 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}But we won't. 1031 01:11:09,438 --> 01:11:11,871 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We're slowly learning that fact. 1032 01:11:12,006 --> 01:11:14,440 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}And we're very, very pissed off. 1033 01:11:14,509 --> 01:11:16,169 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yeah! 1034 01:11:19,079 --> 01:11:23,515 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- First rule of Fight Club is, do not talk... 1035 01:11:29,020 --> 01:11:30,281 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Who are you? 1036 01:11:31,121 --> 01:11:33,715 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Who am I? - Yeah. 1037 01:11:34,624 --> 01:11:37,457 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}There's a sign on the front that says Lou's Tavern. 1038 01:11:38,528 --> 01:11:42,429 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm fucking Lou. Who the fuck are you? 1039 01:11:42,497 --> 01:11:44,589 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tyler Durden. 1040 01:11:47,702 --> 01:11:51,193 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Who told you motherfuckers that you could use my place? 1041 01:11:51,271 --> 01:11:53,637 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We have a deal worked out with Irvine. 1042 01:11:53,707 --> 01:11:56,300 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Irvine's at home with a broken collarbone. 1043 01:11:56,408 --> 01:11:58,535 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}He don't own this place. I do. 1044 01:12:00,712 --> 01:12:04,203 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- How much money's he getting for this? - There is no money. 1045 01:12:04,281 --> 01:12:07,079 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Free to all. - Ain't that something? 1046 01:12:07,150 --> 01:12:09,014 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It is, actually. 1047 01:12:09,085 --> 01:12:11,519 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Look, stupid fuck! 1048 01:12:11,620 --> 01:12:14,144 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I want everybody out of here right now. - Hey! 1049 01:12:14,255 --> 01:12:16,485 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You should join our club. 1050 01:12:16,858 --> 01:12:18,848 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Did you hear what I just said? 1051 01:12:18,926 --> 01:12:21,053 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You and your friend. 1052 01:12:22,930 --> 01:12:25,056 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You hear me now? 1053 01:12:27,266 --> 01:12:29,324 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou. 1054 01:12:35,473 --> 01:12:37,464 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Still not getting it. 1055 01:12:38,508 --> 01:12:40,669 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}OK, OK, I got it. 1056 01:12:40,744 --> 01:12:43,234 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I got it, I got it. Shit, I lost it. 1057 01:12:44,279 --> 01:12:46,144 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Back! All of you! 1058 01:12:47,849 --> 01:12:49,908 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Everybody back! 1059 01:12:57,390 --> 01:12:59,550 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Ah, Lou! 1060 01:12:59,658 --> 01:13:03,320 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Come on, man! We really like this place. 1061 01:13:12,368 --> 01:13:15,303 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- That's right, Lou. Get it out. - Shut the fuck up. 1062 01:13:15,404 --> 01:13:17,200 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Oh, yeah! 1063 01:13:22,176 --> 01:13:24,269 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Is that fucking funny? 1064 01:13:33,819 --> 01:13:36,413 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Fucking guy is a loony, I'm telling you. 1065 01:13:37,288 --> 01:13:38,949 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Unbelievable. 1066 01:13:43,193 --> 01:13:46,162 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You don't know where I've been, Lou. - Oh, my God! 1067 01:13:46,229 --> 01:13:49,129 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You don't know where I've been! 1068 01:13:52,200 --> 01:13:55,294 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Please let us keep it, Lou! Please, Lou! 1069 01:13:55,370 --> 01:13:57,803 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Fucking use the basement! Christ! 1070 01:13:57,905 --> 01:14:00,772 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I want your word, Lou! I want your word! 1071 01:14:00,841 --> 01:14:02,831 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}On my mother's eyes. 1072 01:14:11,982 --> 01:14:14,109 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Thanks, Lou. 1073 01:14:15,419 --> 01:14:17,511 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You too, big guy. 1074 01:14:21,456 --> 01:14:23,549 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We'll see you next week. 1075 01:14:39,038 --> 01:14:42,632 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This week, each one of you has a homework assignment. 1076 01:14:42,740 --> 01:14:47,574 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're gonna go out. You're gonna start a fight with a total stranger. 1077 01:14:50,813 --> 01:14:52,974 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're gonna start a fight 1078 01:14:53,082 --> 01:14:55,174 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}and you're gonna lose. 1079 01:14:57,152 --> 01:14:59,086 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Excellent choice, sir. 1080 01:15:01,655 --> 01:15:04,953 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey! Watch out, jackass! Come on! 1081 01:15:05,358 --> 01:15:07,986 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Now, this is not as easy as it sounds.{\i0} 1082 01:15:10,696 --> 01:15:12,664 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Son of a bitch! 1083 01:15:12,764 --> 01:15:17,496 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Most people, normal people, do just about anything to avoid a fight.{\i0} 1084 01:15:18,436 --> 01:15:20,494 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Excuse me! 1085 01:15:20,604 --> 01:15:24,301 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You sprayed me with your hose. That's not necessary... 1086 01:15:24,406 --> 01:15:26,306 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Jay! Go call 911! 1087 01:15:29,044 --> 01:15:31,102 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Put the hose down. 1088 01:15:31,212 --> 01:15:33,271 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Stop it! Stop it! 1089 01:15:34,915 --> 01:15:36,815 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Sorry. 1090 01:15:52,329 --> 01:15:54,796 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We need to talk. 1091 01:15:57,033 --> 01:15:59,125 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}OK. 1092 01:15:59,234 --> 01:16:01,293 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Where to begin? 1093 01:16:01,403 --> 01:16:03,597 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}With your constant absenteeism? 1094 01:16:03,671 --> 01:16:06,231 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}With your unpresentable appearance? 1095 01:16:06,307 --> 01:16:08,332 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're up for review. 1096 01:16:08,441 --> 01:16:11,638 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I am Jack's complete lack of surprise. 1097 01:16:11,711 --> 01:16:13,644 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- What? - Let's pretend. 1098 01:16:13,712 --> 01:16:16,613 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're the Department of Transportation, OK? 1099 01:16:16,682 --> 01:16:20,344 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Someone informs you that this company 1100 01:16:20,451 --> 01:16:24,511 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}installs front-seat mounting brackets that failed collision tests, 1101 01:16:24,621 --> 01:16:28,021 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}brake linings that fail after 1,000 miles, 1102 01:16:28,090 --> 01:16:32,527 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}and fuel injectors that explode and burn people alive. 1103 01:16:32,628 --> 01:16:34,492 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What then? 1104 01:16:34,562 --> 01:16:36,860 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Are you threatening me? 1105 01:16:36,932 --> 01:16:39,729 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- No... - Get the fuck out of here. You're fired! 1106 01:16:39,833 --> 01:16:44,269 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I have a better solution. Keep me on the payroll as an outside consultant. 1107 01:16:44,337 --> 01:16:46,430 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}In exchange for my salary, 1108 01:16:46,506 --> 01:16:50,339 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}my job will be never to tell people these things that I know. 1109 01:16:50,442 --> 01:16:54,707 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I don't even have to come into the office. I can do this job from home. 1110 01:16:55,980 --> 01:17:00,109 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Who... Who the fuck do you think you are, you crazy little shit? 1111 01:17:05,387 --> 01:17:08,913 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Security! {\i1}- I am Jack's smirking revenge.{\i0} 1112 01:17:17,897 --> 01:17:19,990 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What the hell are you doing? 1113 01:17:29,206 --> 01:17:31,299 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That hurt. 1114 01:17:32,742 --> 01:17:34,801 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Why would you do that? 1115 01:17:35,478 --> 01:17:38,469 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Oh, my God! No! Please stop! 1116 01:17:47,821 --> 01:17:49,914 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What are you doing? 1117 01:17:50,991 --> 01:17:53,083 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Oh, God, no! Please! No! 1118 01:17:53,158 --> 01:17:57,287 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}For some reason, I thought of my first fight, with Tyler.{\i0} 1119 01:17:57,362 --> 01:17:58,954 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No! 1120 01:18:23,383 --> 01:18:27,842 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Under and behind and inside everything this man took for granted,{\i0} 1121 01:18:27,953 --> 01:18:31,410 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}something horrible had been growing.{\i0} 1122 01:18:31,522 --> 01:18:32,580 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Look. 1123 01:18:32,656 --> 01:18:37,388 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Give me the paychecks, like I asked, and you won't ever see me again. 1124 01:18:37,460 --> 01:18:40,258 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Then, at our most excellent moment together...{\i0} 1125 01:18:43,332 --> 01:18:46,061 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Thank God! Please don't hit me again. 1126 01:18:46,167 --> 01:18:48,260 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Telephone, computer,{\i0} 1127 01:18:48,369 --> 01:18:53,533 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}fax machine, 52 weekly paychecks and 48 airline flight coupons.{\i0} 1128 01:18:53,607 --> 01:18:56,006 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}We now had corporate sponsorship.{\i0} 1129 01:18:56,075 --> 01:19:01,239 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}This is how Tyler and I were able to have Fight Club every night of the week.{\i0} 1130 01:19:03,882 --> 01:19:07,476 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Now, the center of Fight Club became the two men fighting.{\i0} 1131 01:19:07,584 --> 01:19:11,041 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The leader walked through the crowd, out in the darkness.{\i0} 1132 01:19:12,822 --> 01:19:17,349 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Tyler was now involved in a lawsuit with the Pressman Hotel{\i0} 1133 01:19:17,426 --> 01:19:19,689 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}over the urine content of their soup.{\i0} 1134 01:19:24,864 --> 01:19:27,856 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I am Jack's wasted life.{\i0} 1135 01:19:35,606 --> 01:19:37,665 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Thank you, sir. 1136 01:19:39,176 --> 01:19:42,168 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Tyler dreamed up new homework assignments.{\i0} 1137 01:19:42,279 --> 01:19:44,803 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}He handed them out in sealed envelopes.{\i0} 1138 01:20:23,945 --> 01:20:27,642 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- There's a Fight Club up in Delaware City. - Yeah, I heard. 1139 01:20:29,449 --> 01:20:31,644 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}There's one in Penns Grove too. 1140 01:20:31,718 --> 01:20:33,947 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Bob even found one up in New Castle. 1141 01:20:34,053 --> 01:20:37,113 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Did you start that one? - No, I thought you did. 1142 01:20:37,223 --> 01:20:39,713 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No. 1143 01:21:28,563 --> 01:21:30,758 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Stop for a second. - Hey, what are we doing? 1144 01:21:30,865 --> 01:21:32,889 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Turn around. - What are we doing? 1145 01:21:32,966 --> 01:21:35,400 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Homework assignment. - What kind? 1146 01:21:35,502 --> 01:21:37,526 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Human sacrifice. 1147 01:21:37,603 --> 01:21:40,936 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Is that a gun? Please tell me it's not. - It's a gun. 1148 01:21:41,007 --> 01:21:43,372 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- What are you doing? - Meet me in the back. 1149 01:21:43,475 --> 01:21:45,807 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Don't fuck around! - Meet me in the back. 1150 01:21:45,911 --> 01:21:47,707 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}On a long enough time line,{\i0} 1151 01:21:47,778 --> 01:21:50,679 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.{\i0} 1152 01:21:51,681 --> 01:21:53,740 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What are you doing? Come on! 1153 01:21:53,816 --> 01:21:57,216 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hands behind your back. Give me your wallet. 1154 01:21:58,987 --> 01:22:02,285 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Raymond K Hessel. 1320 SE Banning, Apartment A. 1155 01:22:03,090 --> 01:22:06,286 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Small, cramped basement apartment? - How did you know? 1156 01:22:06,393 --> 01:22:08,987 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}They give shitty apartments letters. 1157 01:22:09,095 --> 01:22:12,188 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Raymond! You're going to die. 1158 01:22:12,298 --> 01:22:13,765 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No! 1159 01:22:13,832 --> 01:22:17,995 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Is that your mom and dad? They're gonna have to call the kindly doctor. 1160 01:22:18,102 --> 01:22:20,366 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Pick up your dental records. Know why? 1161 01:22:20,438 --> 01:22:23,998 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- There'll be nothing left of your face. - Oh, come on! 1162 01:22:24,107 --> 01:22:28,008 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}An expired community college student ID. What did you study, Raymond? 1163 01:22:28,110 --> 01:22:31,135 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- S... S... Stuff. - Stuff? 1164 01:22:31,213 --> 01:22:33,306 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Were the midterms hard? 1165 01:22:34,449 --> 01:22:37,008 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I asked you what you studied! - Biology, mostly. 1166 01:22:37,117 --> 01:22:40,608 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Why? - I don't know. 1167 01:22:40,720 --> 01:22:43,712 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What did you wanna be, Raymond K Hessel?! 1168 01:22:45,124 --> 01:22:49,059 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The question, Raymond, was what did you want to be? 1169 01:22:50,761 --> 01:22:52,820 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Answer him, Raymond, Jesus! 1170 01:22:52,930 --> 01:22:55,329 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Veterinarian. Veterinarian. - Animals. 1171 01:22:55,432 --> 01:22:58,401 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Yeah. Animals and stuff. - Stuff. Yeah, I got that. 1172 01:22:58,468 --> 01:23:01,027 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- So you need more schooling. - Too much school. 1173 01:23:01,136 --> 01:23:03,604 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Would you rather be dead? - No, please... 1174 01:23:03,672 --> 01:23:08,131 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You'd rather die here, on your knees, in the back of a convenience store? 1175 01:23:08,209 --> 01:23:09,835 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Please, no. 1176 01:23:13,947 --> 01:23:16,005 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm keeping your license. 1177 01:23:17,250 --> 01:23:20,241 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Gonna check in on you. I know where you live. 1178 01:23:20,352 --> 01:23:23,344 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}If you're not working to be a veterinarian in six weeks, 1179 01:23:23,455 --> 01:23:25,547 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}you will be dead. 1180 01:23:27,424 --> 01:23:29,482 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Now run on home. 1181 01:23:34,229 --> 01:23:36,288 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Run, Forrest, run! 1182 01:23:37,966 --> 01:23:40,024 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I feel ill. 1183 01:23:40,835 --> 01:23:42,894 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Imagine how he feels. 1184 01:23:43,004 --> 01:23:45,062 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Come on, this isn't funny! 1185 01:23:45,171 --> 01:23:47,605 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What the fuck was the point of that?! 1186 01:23:47,674 --> 01:23:51,803 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K Hessel's life. 1187 01:23:51,877 --> 01:23:56,245 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. 1188 01:23:57,682 --> 01:23:59,774 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}You had to give it to him.{\i0} 1189 01:23:59,850 --> 01:24:02,216 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Come on. {\i1}- He had a plan.{\i0} 1190 01:24:02,286 --> 01:24:05,721 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}And it started to make sense in a Tyler-sort of way.{\i0} 1191 01:24:05,821 --> 01:24:07,721 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}No fear. No distractions.{\i0} 1192 01:24:07,823 --> 01:24:11,121 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The ability to let that which does not matter{\i0} 1193 01:24:11,226 --> 01:24:13,217 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}truly slide.{\i0} 1194 01:24:26,638 --> 01:24:28,730 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}You are not your job.{\i0} 1195 01:24:30,675 --> 01:24:34,041 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're not how much money you have in the bank. 1196 01:24:35,745 --> 01:24:37,837 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're not the car you drive. 1197 01:24:38,347 --> 01:24:41,214 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're not the contents of your wallet. 1198 01:24:41,283 --> 01:24:43,614 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're not your fucking khakis. 1199 01:24:46,454 --> 01:24:50,116 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. 1200 01:24:58,963 --> 01:25:01,158 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'll be out of your way in a sec. 1201 01:25:01,966 --> 01:25:04,058 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You don't have to go. 1202 01:25:05,569 --> 01:25:07,661 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Whatever. 1203 01:25:08,771 --> 01:25:11,865 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No, I mean... It's OK. 1204 01:25:21,382 --> 01:25:23,508 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Are you still going to groups? 1205 01:25:24,184 --> 01:25:26,277 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yeah. 1206 01:25:27,753 --> 01:25:29,846 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Chloe's dead. 1207 01:25:30,322 --> 01:25:32,312 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Wow, Chloe. 1208 01:25:32,390 --> 01:25:34,324 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}When did that happen? 1209 01:25:34,892 --> 01:25:36,756 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Do you care? 1210 01:25:36,860 --> 01:25:40,193 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I dunno. I haven't thought about it in a while. 1211 01:25:40,497 --> 01:25:42,555 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yeah, well... 1212 01:25:42,665 --> 01:25:44,997 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It was the smart move on her part. 1213 01:25:46,369 --> 01:25:48,393 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Listen... 1214 01:25:49,704 --> 01:25:52,069 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What are you getting out of all this? 1215 01:25:52,773 --> 01:25:54,866 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What? 1216 01:25:54,975 --> 01:25:57,306 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I mean, all this. Why do you keep... 1217 01:25:58,077 --> 01:26:00,136 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Is this making you happy? 1218 01:26:01,747 --> 01:26:03,806 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yeah, well, sometimes. 1219 01:26:05,550 --> 01:26:07,676 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I don't know. I don't understand. 1220 01:26:07,752 --> 01:26:11,312 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Why does a weaker person need to latch on to a strong person? 1221 01:26:11,388 --> 01:26:13,515 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What is... What is that? 1222 01:26:13,590 --> 01:26:15,751 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What do you get out of it? 1223 01:26:17,226 --> 01:26:19,319 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No... That's not the same thing at all. 1224 01:26:19,395 --> 01:26:21,521 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's totally different with us. 1225 01:26:21,596 --> 01:26:23,689 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Us? 1226 01:26:23,765 --> 01:26:25,698 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What do you mean by us? 1227 01:26:25,766 --> 01:26:29,634 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I'm sorry. Do you hear this? - Hear what? 1228 01:26:29,736 --> 01:26:31,760 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- All that noise. Hold on. - No, wait! 1229 01:26:31,837 --> 01:26:34,567 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Don't change the subject! I want to talk about this. 1230 01:26:34,640 --> 01:26:37,403 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You're not talking about me, are you? - No. 1231 01:26:37,542 --> 01:26:40,977 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- What? - Playing doctor. What was going on there? 1232 01:26:41,044 --> 01:26:44,309 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- What are you talking about? - Nothing. Nothing. 1233 01:26:44,381 --> 01:26:46,439 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I don't think so. - What do you want? 1234 01:26:46,582 --> 01:26:48,982 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Look at me. - No. What? 1235 01:26:49,752 --> 01:26:52,584 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- What is that?! - It's nothing. Don't worry. 1236 01:26:52,654 --> 01:26:55,053 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}My God. Who did this? 1237 01:26:55,156 --> 01:26:57,215 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- A person. - Guy or girl? 1238 01:26:57,324 --> 01:27:00,121 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- What do you care? - What do you care if I ask? 1239 01:27:00,193 --> 01:27:02,787 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Leave me alone. - You're afraid to say. 1240 01:27:02,862 --> 01:27:04,852 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I am not. Let me go. - No! Talk to me. 1241 01:27:04,963 --> 01:27:06,123 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Let go of me! 1242 01:27:06,198 --> 01:27:08,928 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- This conversation - This conversation 1243 01:27:09,001 --> 01:27:11,468 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- is over. - is over. 1244 01:27:12,336 --> 01:27:15,429 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I just can't win with you, can I? 1245 01:27:24,779 --> 01:27:27,247 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey, this is getting a little old! 1246 01:27:27,849 --> 01:27:30,180 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What is... What is all this? 1247 01:27:30,250 --> 01:27:32,343 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What do you think? 1248 01:27:33,287 --> 01:27:35,413 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey, why do we need bunk beds? 1249 01:27:35,488 --> 01:27:37,353 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey! 1250 01:27:44,195 --> 01:27:46,026 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Too young. 1251 01:27:46,096 --> 01:27:47,757 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Sorry. 1252 01:27:47,832 --> 01:27:49,890 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What's all that? 1253 01:27:49,999 --> 01:27:52,968 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}If the applicant is young, tell him he's too young. 1254 01:27:53,036 --> 01:27:55,663 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Old, too old. Fat, too fat. - Applicant? 1255 01:27:55,771 --> 01:27:59,103 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}If the applicant waits three days without food or shelter, 1256 01:27:59,207 --> 01:28:01,266 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}he may enter and begin training. 1257 01:28:01,375 --> 01:28:03,206 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Training for what? 1258 01:28:08,814 --> 01:28:10,873 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You think this is a game? 1259 01:28:10,983 --> 01:28:13,644 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're too young to train here, end of story. 1260 01:28:13,718 --> 01:28:16,448 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Quit wasting our time. Get the fuck out of here. 1261 01:28:20,390 --> 01:28:22,449 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Bad news, friend. 1262 01:28:22,726 --> 01:28:24,818 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's not gonna happen. 1263 01:28:24,894 --> 01:28:27,192 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Sorry if there was a misunderstanding. 1264 01:28:27,263 --> 01:28:29,196 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's not the end of the world. 1265 01:28:29,264 --> 01:28:31,459 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Just... go away. 1266 01:28:32,334 --> 01:28:34,392 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Go. 1267 01:28:34,468 --> 01:28:38,130 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're trespassing and I will have to call the police. 1268 01:28:41,241 --> 01:28:43,299 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Don't you look at me! 1269 01:28:43,408 --> 01:28:46,673 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're never getting in this fucking house! 1270 01:28:46,745 --> 01:28:50,111 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Never. Now get the fuck off my porch! Get off my porch! 1271 01:28:50,214 --> 01:28:53,740 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Sooner or later, we all became what Tyler wanted us to be.{\i0} 1272 01:28:53,850 --> 01:28:56,683 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm gonna go inside and I'm gonna get a shovel. 1273 01:29:04,225 --> 01:29:06,420 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Got two black shirts? - Yes, sir. 1274 01:29:06,494 --> 01:29:08,757 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Two pair of black pants? - Yes, sir. 1275 01:29:08,862 --> 01:29:11,831 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- One pair black boots? Black socks? - Yes, sir. 1276 01:29:11,899 --> 01:29:13,957 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- One black jacket. - Yes, sir. 1277 01:29:14,066 --> 01:29:17,057 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- $300 personal burial money? - Yes, sir. 1278 01:29:19,237 --> 01:29:21,296 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}All right. 1279 01:29:31,114 --> 01:29:33,172 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're too old, fat man. 1280 01:29:33,282 --> 01:29:36,445 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch. 1281 01:29:44,257 --> 01:29:46,316 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Bob! Bob! 1282 01:30:02,305 --> 01:30:04,967 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Like a monkey ready to be shot into space. 1283 01:30:05,741 --> 01:30:07,207 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Space monkey. 1284 01:30:07,309 --> 01:30:10,801 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good. 1285 01:30:17,417 --> 01:30:20,113 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You are too fucking old, fatty! 1286 01:30:20,186 --> 01:30:23,382 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}And you... You're too fucking 1287 01:30:23,488 --> 01:30:25,115 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}blond! 1288 01:30:25,190 --> 01:30:27,521 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Get out of here, the both of you! 1289 01:30:27,592 --> 01:30:29,719 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}And so it went.{\i0} 1290 01:30:29,894 --> 01:30:31,986 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Listen up, maggots. 1291 01:30:32,095 --> 01:30:34,154 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You are not special. 1292 01:30:34,497 --> 01:30:37,795 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. 1293 01:30:37,900 --> 01:30:42,233 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. 1294 01:30:42,337 --> 01:30:44,430 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Tyler built himself an army.{\i0} 1295 01:30:44,706 --> 01:30:48,334 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.{\i0} 1296 01:30:48,408 --> 01:30:52,036 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}We are all part of the same compost heap.{\i0} 1297 01:30:53,112 --> 01:30:56,342 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Why was Tyler Durden building an army?{\i0} 1298 01:30:56,414 --> 01:30:58,507 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}To what purpose?{\i0} 1299 01:30:58,583 --> 01:31:01,016 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}For what greater good?{\i0} 1300 01:31:04,355 --> 01:31:06,413 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}In Tyler we trusted.{\i0} 1301 01:31:11,760 --> 01:31:14,422 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}When he was like, "You are not your job", 1302 01:31:14,529 --> 01:31:16,587 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I was like, "Yeah!" 1303 01:31:18,466 --> 01:31:20,558 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey, what's all this? 1304 01:31:20,667 --> 01:31:22,760 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey! 1305 01:31:24,237 --> 01:31:25,931 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}OK! 1306 01:31:26,005 --> 01:31:28,371 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- What's going on? - We're celebrating. 1307 01:31:28,440 --> 01:31:30,964 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- What are we celebrating? - Go on. 1308 01:31:34,978 --> 01:31:37,139 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Hey. - Let me get that for you. 1309 01:31:41,751 --> 01:31:44,617 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The same great taste, Pepsi.{\i0} 1310 01:31:46,988 --> 01:31:49,217 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Ssh! 1311 01:31:49,289 --> 01:31:53,089 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Investigators are here. The Police Commissioner has arrived.{\i0} 1312 01:31:53,193 --> 01:31:56,161 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Could you tell us what you think has happened here?{\i0} 1313 01:31:56,229 --> 01:32:00,460 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}We believe this is one of many recent acts of vandalism in the city{\i0} 1314 01:32:00,565 --> 01:32:03,692 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}somehow related to underground boxing clubs.{\i0} 1315 01:32:03,801 --> 01:32:07,999 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}We will be coordinating a rigorous investigation.{\i0} 1316 01:32:08,905 --> 01:32:13,274 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}That was Police Commissioner Jacobs who just arrived on the scene{\i0} 1317 01:32:13,375 --> 01:32:17,607 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- of a four-alarm fire that broke out... {\i0}- She's hot. 1318 01:32:17,713 --> 01:32:19,509 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Back to you in the studio.{\i0} 1319 01:32:19,614 --> 01:32:22,014 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Yeah! - Yeah! 1320 01:32:22,984 --> 01:32:25,474 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Holy shit! - Yeah! 1321 01:32:32,825 --> 01:32:34,849 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What the fuck did you guys do? 1322 01:32:34,926 --> 01:32:39,021 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Arson investigators are on the premises...{\i0} 1323 01:32:42,799 --> 01:32:47,327 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions, sir. 1324 01:32:53,541 --> 01:32:56,066 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The victory in the war against crime 1325 01:32:56,143 --> 01:32:58,235 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}will not come overnight. 1326 01:32:58,311 --> 01:33:02,872 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It will take dedication and commitment and, most of all, cooperation. 1327 01:33:02,948 --> 01:33:07,884 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Streets are safer now. There is hope in the inner city. However... 1328 01:33:07,952 --> 01:33:09,943 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I gotta take a piss. 1329 01:33:10,054 --> 01:33:12,817 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}These are the first steps in a long journey. 1330 01:33:12,889 --> 01:33:15,483 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That is why we have created Project Hope. 1331 01:33:15,559 --> 01:33:17,651 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Bob. 1332 01:33:20,763 --> 01:33:23,526 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Project Hope will be a joint effort 1333 01:33:23,631 --> 01:33:26,361 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}between the police and community leaders. 1334 01:33:26,468 --> 01:33:30,631 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It will be a powerful new weapon in the war against crime. 1335 01:34:16,073 --> 01:34:20,203 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Wrap it around the top of his Hacky Sack. - His balls are ice cold. 1336 01:34:22,211 --> 01:34:25,544 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hi. You're gonna call off your rigorous investigation. 1337 01:34:25,614 --> 01:34:28,981 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You will publicly state there is no underground group or 1338 01:34:29,084 --> 01:34:31,381 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}these guys are gonna take your balls. 1339 01:34:32,286 --> 01:34:36,085 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}They'll send one to the {\i1}New York Times {\i0}and one to the {\i1}LA Times.{\i0} 1340 01:34:36,156 --> 01:34:37,919 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Look. 1341 01:34:37,991 --> 01:34:41,084 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The people you are after are the people you depend on. 1342 01:34:41,160 --> 01:34:44,721 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We cook your meals. We haul your trash. We connect your calls. 1343 01:34:44,830 --> 01:34:48,560 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. 1344 01:34:53,003 --> 01:34:55,800 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Do not fuck with us. 1345 01:35:03,211 --> 01:35:05,337 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Ball check! 1346 01:35:19,657 --> 01:35:21,750 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Bob, you're this way. 1347 01:35:22,860 --> 01:35:25,191 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Let's go. 1348 01:35:25,261 --> 01:35:28,458 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.{\i0} 1349 01:35:29,565 --> 01:35:31,624 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey! 1350 01:35:46,145 --> 01:35:47,407 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yeah! 1351 01:36:20,172 --> 01:36:22,970 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I felt like putting a bullet in every panda{\i0} 1352 01:36:23,041 --> 01:36:26,908 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}that wouldn't screw to save its species.{\i0} 1353 01:36:29,045 --> 01:36:31,809 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers{\i0} 1354 01:36:31,915 --> 01:36:34,781 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}and smother those French beaches I'd never see.{\i0} 1355 01:36:38,052 --> 01:36:40,520 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I wanted to breathe smoke.{\i0} 1356 01:36:57,902 --> 01:37:00,029 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Where did you go, psycho boy? 1357 01:37:01,739 --> 01:37:04,673 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I felt like destroying something beautiful. 1358 01:37:08,210 --> 01:37:10,269 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Get him to a fucking hospital. 1359 01:37:10,345 --> 01:37:12,437 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yeah. 1360 01:37:23,222 --> 01:37:26,282 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Don't worry, Mr Durden. Airport parking. Long term. 1361 01:37:27,759 --> 01:37:29,886 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}After you, Mr Durden. 1362 01:37:30,828 --> 01:37:32,920 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}After you. 1363 01:37:50,678 --> 01:37:53,271 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Something on your mind, dear? - No. 1364 01:37:53,346 --> 01:37:56,576 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yeah, why wasn't I told about Project Mayhem? 1365 01:37:56,682 --> 01:37:59,674 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}First rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions. 1366 01:37:59,751 --> 01:38:02,150 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Why didn't you include me in the beginning? 1367 01:38:02,253 --> 01:38:07,451 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Fight Club was the beginning. Now it's left the basements and it's Project Mayhem. 1368 01:38:07,524 --> 01:38:11,926 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We started Fight Club together. Remember? It's as much mine as it is yours. 1369 01:38:11,994 --> 01:38:16,259 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Is this about you and me? - Yeah. Weren't we doing this together? 1370 01:38:16,331 --> 01:38:19,767 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This does not belong to us. We are not special. 1371 01:38:19,867 --> 01:38:22,300 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Fuck that. You should have told me. 1372 01:38:23,136 --> 01:38:25,127 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey, Tyler! 1373 01:38:26,973 --> 01:38:29,464 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Goddamn it, Tyler! - What do you want?! 1374 01:38:29,542 --> 01:38:32,009 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}A statement of purpose? Should I e-mail you? 1375 01:38:32,110 --> 01:38:34,738 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Oh... - You decide your level of involvement! 1376 01:38:34,813 --> 01:38:37,508 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I will! I wanna know certain things first! 1377 01:38:37,581 --> 01:38:40,209 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- The first rule of Project Mayhem... - Shut up! 1378 01:38:41,985 --> 01:38:45,715 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I wanna know what you're thinking. - Fuck what you know! 1379 01:38:45,787 --> 01:38:49,279 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Forget about what you think you know about life, friendship, 1380 01:38:49,358 --> 01:38:51,416 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}and especially about you and me. 1381 01:38:52,593 --> 01:38:54,754 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What is that supposed to mean? 1382 01:38:58,164 --> 01:39:00,324 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What are you doing? 1383 01:39:01,233 --> 01:39:03,963 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What do you wish you'd done before you died? 1384 01:39:04,036 --> 01:39:06,902 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Paint a self-portrait. - Build a house. 1385 01:39:07,005 --> 01:39:09,371 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- And you? - I don't know. Nothing. 1386 01:39:09,440 --> 01:39:11,839 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Get in the right lane. - You have to know! 1387 01:39:11,975 --> 01:39:15,000 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}If you died now, how would you feel about your life? 1388 01:39:15,111 --> 01:39:18,740 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I don't know! Nothing good. Is that what you want to hear? 1389 01:39:18,814 --> 01:39:21,145 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Come on! - Not good enough. 1390 01:39:21,216 --> 01:39:23,650 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Stop fucking around! Tyler! 1391 01:39:24,918 --> 01:39:27,182 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Jesus Christ! 1392 01:39:27,921 --> 01:39:30,013 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Goddamn it! Goddamn it! Fuck you! 1393 01:39:30,123 --> 01:39:32,182 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Fuck Fight Club. Fuck Marla! 1394 01:39:32,258 --> 01:39:34,919 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I am sick of all your shit! 1395 01:39:35,027 --> 01:39:36,927 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}OK, man. 1396 01:39:38,730 --> 01:39:41,254 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Quit screwing around. Steer! - Look at you! 1397 01:39:41,365 --> 01:39:44,128 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Steer! - Look at you. You're fucking pathetic! 1398 01:39:44,200 --> 01:39:49,330 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Why? Why? What are you talking about? - Why do you think I blew up your condo? 1399 01:39:49,938 --> 01:39:51,462 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What? 1400 01:39:51,573 --> 01:39:55,474 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat. It's not a goddamned seminar. 1401 01:39:55,576 --> 01:39:59,272 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Stop trying to control everything and just let go! 1402 01:40:01,014 --> 01:40:02,845 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Let go! 1403 01:40:02,949 --> 01:40:05,041 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}All right. Fine. 1404 01:40:05,885 --> 01:40:07,819 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Fine. 1405 01:41:06,200 --> 01:41:08,667 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I'd never been in a car accident.{\i0} 1406 01:41:08,734 --> 01:41:12,191 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}This must have been what all those people felt like{\i0} 1407 01:41:12,270 --> 01:41:15,467 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}before I filed them as statistics in my reports.{\i0} 1408 01:41:15,540 --> 01:41:17,632 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Goddamn! 1409 01:41:21,145 --> 01:41:24,307 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We've just had a near-life experience! 1410 01:41:28,150 --> 01:41:30,141 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}In the world I see, 1411 01:41:30,252 --> 01:41:34,119 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}you're stalking elk through the Grand Canyon forests 1412 01:41:34,222 --> 01:41:37,213 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. 1413 01:41:39,226 --> 01:41:43,559 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. 1414 01:41:43,662 --> 01:41:48,223 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You'll climb the thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. 1415 01:41:48,299 --> 01:41:52,860 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, 1416 01:41:52,936 --> 01:41:56,496 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}laying strips of venison in the empty car-pool lane 1417 01:41:56,572 --> 01:41:58,870 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}of some abandoned superhighway. 1418 01:42:12,318 --> 01:42:14,548 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Feel better, champ. 1419 01:42:31,901 --> 01:42:33,698 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}And then...{\i0} 1420 01:42:33,769 --> 01:42:35,327 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tyler? 1421 01:42:35,403 --> 01:42:37,496 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}..Tyler was gone.{\i0} 1422 01:42:44,878 --> 01:42:46,902 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Was I asleep?{\i0} 1423 01:42:47,980 --> 01:42:50,005 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Had I slept?{\i0} 1424 01:42:50,148 --> 01:42:53,174 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake... 1425 01:42:53,285 --> 01:42:55,718 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The house had become a living thing.{\i0} 1426 01:42:55,786 --> 01:43:00,415 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Wet inside from so many people sweating and breathing.{\i0} 1427 01:43:00,924 --> 01:43:03,518 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}So many people moving, the house moved.{\i0} 1428 01:43:06,395 --> 01:43:08,488 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Planet Tyler.{\i0} 1429 01:43:08,564 --> 01:43:10,622 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I had to hug the walls.{\i0} 1430 01:43:10,731 --> 01:43:13,825 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Trapped inside this clockwork of space monkeys.{\i0} 1431 01:43:13,935 --> 01:43:17,734 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You shouldn't be smoking in here! You know how much ether is here! 1432 01:43:17,804 --> 01:43:20,328 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Cooking and working and sleeping in teams.{\i0} 1433 01:43:22,575 --> 01:43:24,633 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hang on a second. 1434 01:43:43,558 --> 01:43:46,253 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's under control, sir. 1435 01:43:48,729 --> 01:43:50,559 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Where's Tyler? 1436 01:43:50,630 --> 01:43:53,622 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not... 1437 01:43:53,732 --> 01:43:55,666 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Right... OK. 1438 01:43:58,070 --> 01:44:00,196 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I'm all alone.{\i0} 1439 01:44:00,371 --> 01:44:03,999 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}My father dumped me. Tyler dumped me.{\i0} 1440 01:44:04,140 --> 01:44:06,370 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I am Jack's broken heart.{\i0} 1441 01:44:10,579 --> 01:44:14,378 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}What comes next in Project Mayhem only Tyler knows.{\i0} 1442 01:44:15,283 --> 01:44:18,479 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The second rule is you do not ask questions.{\i0} 1443 01:44:21,288 --> 01:44:23,983 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Get the fuck away from me! Get the fuck away! 1444 01:44:24,390 --> 01:44:26,449 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Who are all these people? 1445 01:44:31,696 --> 01:44:33,993 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The Paper Street Soap Company. 1446 01:44:35,566 --> 01:44:37,625 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Can I come in? 1447 01:44:40,770 --> 01:44:42,828 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}He's not here. 1448 01:44:42,904 --> 01:44:45,168 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What? 1449 01:44:46,208 --> 01:44:49,768 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tyler isn't here. 1450 01:44:49,844 --> 01:44:51,903 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tyler went away. 1451 01:44:52,380 --> 01:44:54,438 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tyler's gone. 1452 01:45:11,461 --> 01:45:13,189 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Get some help! 1453 01:45:24,338 --> 01:45:29,240 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Two gunshot wounds coming through! Make some fucking room! 1454 01:45:29,309 --> 01:45:31,708 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What happened? What happened? 1455 01:45:31,810 --> 01:45:34,677 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We were on assignment. We were supposed to kill two birds with one stone. 1456 01:45:35,947 --> 01:45:38,039 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Destroy a piece of corporate art... 1457 01:45:38,115 --> 01:45:40,640 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Operation Latte Thunder. Go! 1458 01:45:41,352 --> 01:45:44,514 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}..and trash a franchise coffee bar. 1459 01:45:50,926 --> 01:45:53,291 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We had it all worked out, sir. 1460 01:46:01,467 --> 01:46:04,732 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- It went smooth until... - Police! Freeze! 1461 01:46:04,837 --> 01:46:07,566 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- What? - They shot Bob. 1462 01:46:09,074 --> 01:46:11,507 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- They shot him in the head. - Fucking pigs! 1463 01:46:16,879 --> 01:46:18,904 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Oh, God! 1464 01:46:18,981 --> 01:46:22,279 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Those motherfuckers! - You morons. 1465 01:46:22,351 --> 01:46:26,480 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're running around in ski masks trying to blow things up? 1466 01:46:26,554 --> 01:46:29,250 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What did you think was gonna happen?! 1467 01:46:30,990 --> 01:46:35,358 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}OK, quick! Get rid of the evidence. We gotta get rid of this body! 1468 01:46:35,461 --> 01:46:38,328 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Bury him. - What? 1469 01:46:38,397 --> 01:46:40,660 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Take him to the garden and bury him. 1470 01:46:40,732 --> 01:46:43,599 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Come on, people, let's go! - Get the fuck off! 1471 01:46:43,701 --> 01:46:46,931 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Get away from him! What are you talking about? 1472 01:46:47,003 --> 01:46:49,597 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This isn't fucking evidence. This is a person. 1473 01:46:49,706 --> 01:46:52,902 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}He's my friend and you're not burying him in the garden! 1474 01:46:52,975 --> 01:46:55,966 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}He was killed serving Project Mayhem, sir. 1475 01:46:56,077 --> 01:46:58,102 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- This is Bob. - Sir, in... 1476 01:46:58,179 --> 01:47:00,305 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}In Project Mayhem, we have no names. 1477 01:47:00,381 --> 01:47:02,372 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Now, you listen to me. 1478 01:47:02,483 --> 01:47:06,976 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This is a man and he has a name, and it's Robert Paulsen, OK? 1479 01:47:07,086 --> 01:47:08,986 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Robert Paulsen. - He's a man 1480 01:47:09,088 --> 01:47:11,920 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}and he's dead now because of us. Do you understand that? 1481 01:47:12,591 --> 01:47:14,888 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I understand. 1482 01:47:17,128 --> 01:47:20,494 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}In death, a member of Project Mayhem 1483 01:47:20,563 --> 01:47:22,622 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}has a name. 1484 01:47:22,766 --> 01:47:25,700 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}His{\i0} name is Robert Paulsen. 1485 01:47:26,135 --> 01:47:28,228 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}His name is Robert Paulsen. 1486 01:47:29,004 --> 01:47:31,699 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}His name... is Robert Paulsen. 1487 01:47:31,773 --> 01:47:35,606 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}His name is Robert Paulsen. 1488 01:47:35,709 --> 01:47:38,769 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Come on, guys. Please. Stop it. 1489 01:47:38,845 --> 01:47:41,438 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}His name is Robert Paulsen. 1490 01:47:41,547 --> 01:47:44,606 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Shut up! This is all over with! 1491 01:47:47,852 --> 01:47:50,376 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Get the fuck out of here. 1492 01:48:19,076 --> 01:48:23,535 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Tyler? - No, this is Detective Stern of the Arson Unit. 1493 01:48:23,613 --> 01:48:25,171 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I need to see you... 1494 01:48:29,685 --> 01:48:33,745 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I went to all the cities on Tyler's used ticket stubs, barhopping.{\i0} 1495 01:48:33,822 --> 01:48:38,588 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I didn't know how or why, but I could look at 50 different bars, and somehow I just knew.{\i0} 1496 01:48:38,659 --> 01:48:43,220 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm looking for Tyler Durden. It's {\i1}very{\i0} important that I talk to him. 1497 01:48:43,362 --> 01:48:44,989 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I wish I could help you, 1498 01:48:45,064 --> 01:48:47,396 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}sir. 1499 01:48:52,670 --> 01:48:54,763 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Every city I went to,{\i0} 1500 01:48:55,806 --> 01:48:58,205 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}as soon as I set foot off the plane{\i0} 1501 01:48:58,808 --> 01:49:01,072 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I knew a Fight Club was close.{\i0} 1502 01:49:01,177 --> 01:49:02,837 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey! Hey! 1503 01:49:03,912 --> 01:49:05,504 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Taxi! 1504 01:49:05,614 --> 01:49:07,672 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Look at my face. I'm a member. 1505 01:49:07,782 --> 01:49:10,307 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Now, I just need to know if you've seen Tyler. 1506 01:49:10,418 --> 01:49:14,080 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm not exposed to bespeak any such information to you 1507 01:49:14,187 --> 01:49:18,885 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}nor would I, even if I had said information at this juncture,... be able. 1508 01:49:19,592 --> 01:49:23,254 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You're a moron. - I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 1509 01:49:24,629 --> 01:49:29,656 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Tyler had been busy... setting up franchises all over the country.{\i0} 1510 01:49:32,435 --> 01:49:36,871 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Was I asleep? Had I slept?{\i0} 1511 01:49:36,938 --> 01:49:39,202 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Is Tyler my bad dream, or am I Tyler's?{\i0} 1512 01:49:40,609 --> 01:49:43,668 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- We've just heard the stories. - What kind of stories? 1513 01:49:43,744 --> 01:49:48,009 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Nobody knows what he looks like. - He has plastic surgery every three years. 1514 01:49:48,081 --> 01:49:51,107 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 1515 01:49:51,217 --> 01:49:55,277 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Is it true about Fight Club in Miami? - Is Mr Durden building an army? 1516 01:49:55,420 --> 01:49:58,411 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I was living in a state of perpetual d?j? vu.{\i0} 1517 01:49:59,223 --> 01:50:01,281 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Everywhere I went,{\i0} 1518 01:50:01,424 --> 01:50:03,358 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I felt I'd already been there.{\i0} 1519 01:50:03,460 --> 01:50:06,360 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}It was like following an invisible man.{\i0} 1520 01:50:07,463 --> 01:50:09,522 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The smell of dried blood,{\i0} 1521 01:50:09,632 --> 01:50:13,123 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}dirty, bare footprints circling each other.{\i0} 1522 01:50:13,968 --> 01:50:17,164 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}That aroma of old sweat, like fried chicken.{\i0} 1523 01:50:17,271 --> 01:50:20,831 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The feel of a floor still warm from a fight the night before.{\i0} 1524 01:50:21,707 --> 01:50:24,642 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I was always just one step behind Tyler.{\i0} 1525 01:50:27,546 --> 01:50:30,673 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}His name is Robert Paulsen... 1526 01:50:35,286 --> 01:50:37,378 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Welcome back, sir. 1527 01:50:38,354 --> 01:50:40,446 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}How have you been? 1528 01:50:40,522 --> 01:50:42,683 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Do you know me? 1529 01:50:42,758 --> 01:50:45,157 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Is this a test, sir? 1530 01:50:45,259 --> 01:50:47,124 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No. This is not a test. 1531 01:50:47,194 --> 01:50:49,458 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You were in here last Thursday. 1532 01:50:49,997 --> 01:50:52,294 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Thursday? 1533 01:50:52,399 --> 01:50:56,357 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You were standing where you are now, asking how good security is. 1534 01:50:57,002 --> 01:50:59,095 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's tight as a drum, sir. 1535 01:51:01,773 --> 01:51:03,934 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Who do you think I am? 1536 01:51:04,008 --> 01:51:06,567 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Are you sure this isn't a test? 1537 01:51:06,677 --> 01:51:08,577 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No, this is not a test. 1538 01:51:08,679 --> 01:51:10,737 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're Mr Durden. 1539 01:51:12,081 --> 01:51:14,742 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're the one who gave me this. 1540 01:51:14,816 --> 01:51:19,014 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Please return your seat backs to their full upright and locked position.{\i0} 1541 01:51:30,495 --> 01:51:32,554 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Yeah? {\i1}- Marla, it's me.{\i0} 1542 01:51:32,631 --> 01:51:34,598 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Have we ever done it? {\i1}- Done what?{\i0} 1543 01:51:34,699 --> 01:51:36,030 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Had sex? 1544 01:51:36,133 --> 01:51:38,294 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What kind of stupid question is that? 1545 01:51:38,402 --> 01:51:40,767 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Stupid because it's yes or because it's no? 1546 01:51:40,837 --> 01:51:43,431 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Is this a trick? {\i1}- No. I need to know...{\i0} 1547 01:51:43,540 --> 01:51:47,407 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You wanna know if I think we were just having sex or making love? 1548 01:51:47,509 --> 01:51:50,909 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- We {\i1}did{\i0} make love? {\i1}- Is that what you're calling it?{\i0} 1549 01:51:50,979 --> 01:51:53,811 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Just answer the question! Did we do it or not?! 1550 01:51:53,914 --> 01:51:56,815 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You fuck me, then snub me. You love me, you hate me. 1551 01:51:56,917 --> 01:51:59,783 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're sensitive, then you turn into an asshole. 1552 01:51:59,852 --> 01:52:02,548 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Does that describe our relationship, Tyler? 1553 01:52:02,622 --> 01:52:04,714 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}We just lost cabin pressure.{\i0} 1554 01:52:04,789 --> 01:52:06,256 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What did you just say? 1555 01:52:06,358 --> 01:52:08,723 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- What is wrong with you? - Say my name! 1556 01:52:08,792 --> 01:52:12,455 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tyler Durden! You fucking freak! What's going on? 1557 01:52:12,563 --> 01:52:14,621 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I'm coming over! - I'm not there! 1558 01:52:14,731 --> 01:52:17,529 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You broke your promise. 1559 01:52:17,600 --> 01:52:19,567 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Jesus, Tyler. 1560 01:52:19,635 --> 01:52:23,071 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You fucking talked to her about me. - What the fuck is going on? 1561 01:52:23,170 --> 01:52:26,628 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I asked you for one thing. One simple thing. 1562 01:52:26,741 --> 01:52:29,038 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Why do people think that I'm you? 1563 01:52:29,609 --> 01:52:31,668 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Answer me! 1564 01:52:34,046 --> 01:52:35,877 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Sit. 1565 01:52:38,683 --> 01:52:41,379 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Answer me. Why do people think I'm you? 1566 01:52:41,486 --> 01:52:43,646 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I think you know. 1567 01:52:43,787 --> 01:52:46,347 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- No, I don't. - Yes, you do. 1568 01:52:46,456 --> 01:52:49,185 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Why would anyone possibly confuse you with me? 1569 01:52:49,258 --> 01:52:52,056 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I... I don't know. 1570 01:52:56,831 --> 01:52:59,697 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You got it. - No. 1571 01:52:59,800 --> 01:53:01,893 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Do not fuck with us! - Say it. 1572 01:53:03,269 --> 01:53:05,294 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Because... 1573 01:53:06,673 --> 01:53:07,832 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Say it! 1574 01:53:09,508 --> 01:53:11,567 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Because we're the same person. 1575 01:53:11,643 --> 01:53:13,769 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That's right. 1576 01:53:13,844 --> 01:53:16,005 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap.{\i0} 1577 01:53:16,080 --> 01:53:19,810 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I don't understand this. - You wanted a way to change your life. 1578 01:53:19,883 --> 01:53:21,975 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You could not do this on your own. 1579 01:53:22,051 --> 01:53:24,110 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}All the ways you wish you could be, 1580 01:53:24,219 --> 01:53:26,084 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}that's me. 1581 01:53:26,188 --> 01:53:29,315 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. 1582 01:53:29,424 --> 01:53:31,789 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I am smart, capable and, most importantly, 1583 01:53:31,858 --> 01:53:34,622 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm free in all the ways that you are not. 1584 01:53:34,695 --> 01:53:35,684 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Oh, no. 1585 01:53:35,796 --> 01:53:38,696 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Tyler's not here. Tyler went away. - What? 1586 01:53:38,798 --> 01:53:41,096 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This isn't possible. This is crazy. 1587 01:53:41,200 --> 01:53:43,224 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}People do it every day. 1588 01:53:43,301 --> 01:53:46,861 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}They talk to themselves. They see themselves as they'd like to be. 1589 01:53:46,937 --> 01:53:50,202 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}They don't have the courage you have to just run with it. 1590 01:53:54,010 --> 01:53:57,342 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You still wrestle with it, so sometimes you're still you. 1591 01:53:57,479 --> 01:54:02,142 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- We should do this again sometime. - At times, you imagine you're watching me. 1592 01:54:02,249 --> 01:54:04,740 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}If this is your first time, you have to fight. 1593 01:54:04,852 --> 01:54:09,220 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Little by little, you're just letting yourself become 1594 01:54:10,056 --> 01:54:11,955 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tyler Durden. 1595 01:54:12,057 --> 01:54:14,855 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You are not your job or how much money you have! 1596 01:54:14,927 --> 01:54:17,326 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- No. You have a house. - Rented in your name. 1597 01:54:17,428 --> 01:54:21,056 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You have jobs, a life. - You work nights because you can't sleep. 1598 01:54:21,131 --> 01:54:22,928 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Or you stay up and make soap. 1599 01:54:23,033 --> 01:54:27,969 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You're fucking Marla, Tyler. - Technically, you are. It's all the same to her. 1600 01:54:29,705 --> 01:54:31,729 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Oh, my God. 1601 01:54:32,741 --> 01:54:34,834 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Now you see our dilemma. 1602 01:54:34,909 --> 01:54:37,172 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}She knows too much. 1603 01:54:37,277 --> 01:54:42,373 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I think we're gonna have to talk about how this might compromise our goals. 1604 01:54:42,515 --> 01:54:44,642 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What... What are you saying? 1605 01:54:45,584 --> 01:54:49,850 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This is bullshit. This is bullshit, I'm not listening to this! 1606 01:54:49,921 --> 01:54:52,582 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You are insane! - No. You're insane. 1607 01:54:52,690 --> 01:54:55,385 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We simply do not have time for this crap. 1608 01:54:56,893 --> 01:54:59,088 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}It's called a changeover.{\i0} 1609 01:54:59,162 --> 01:55:01,254 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}The movie goes on{\i0} 1610 01:55:01,330 --> 01:55:04,458 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}and nobody in the audience has any idea.{\i0} 1611 01:55:17,409 --> 01:55:21,105 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Sir! Are you checking out? - Yeah. Bill me. 1612 01:55:21,179 --> 01:55:23,613 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Can you initial this list of phone calls? 1613 01:55:28,018 --> 01:55:32,078 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- When were these made? - Between 2.00 and 3.30 this morning. 1614 01:55:37,926 --> 01:55:42,021 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Have I been going to bed earlier every night? Have I been sleeping later?{\i0} 1615 01:55:42,129 --> 01:55:46,997 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Have I been Tyler longer and longer?{\i0} 1616 01:55:49,501 --> 01:55:51,935 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Is anybody here? 1617 01:55:54,605 --> 01:55:56,698 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}D?j? vu all over again.{\i0} 1618 01:55:58,342 --> 01:56:00,832 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}With enough soap, one could blow up anything. 1619 01:56:03,180 --> 01:56:05,238 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Oh, my God. 1620 01:56:09,150 --> 01:56:11,516 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- 1888. {\i0}- Who am I calling? 1621 01:56:11,953 --> 01:56:15,615 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}1888 Franklin. This is maintenance. Hello?{\i0} 1622 01:56:16,790 --> 01:56:18,381 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Hello?{\i0} 1623 01:56:18,457 --> 01:56:20,584 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}1888 Franklin Street? 1624 01:56:20,660 --> 01:56:22,753 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Yes. Can I help you?{\i0} 1625 01:56:25,197 --> 01:56:27,791 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- Hello? {\i0}- Yeah, yeah. 1626 01:56:27,866 --> 01:56:30,390 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I need to talk to your supervisor right away. 1627 01:56:30,467 --> 01:56:32,594 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- Speaking. {\i0}- OK, listen to me. 1628 01:56:32,670 --> 01:56:35,832 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Something terrible is about to happen to your building. 1629 01:56:35,939 --> 01:56:37,997 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}It's under control, sir.{\i0} 1630 01:56:38,440 --> 01:56:42,001 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Excuse me? {\i1}- Don't worry about us, sir. We're solid.{\i0} 1631 01:56:46,247 --> 01:56:47,611 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}2160.{\i0} 1632 01:56:55,221 --> 01:56:57,745 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Marla! Marla! Hey, wait! 1633 01:56:59,424 --> 01:57:02,222 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Wait! I gotta talk to you! Marla! Marla! 1634 01:57:02,292 --> 01:57:06,456 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Your bald freaks hit me with a fucking broom! They almost broke my arm! 1635 01:57:06,597 --> 01:57:09,292 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}They were burning their fingertips with lye. 1636 01:57:09,398 --> 01:57:13,356 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This needs a tremendous act of faith on your part, but hear me out. 1637 01:57:13,435 --> 01:57:17,393 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Here comes an avalanche of bullshit. - A little more faith than that. 1638 01:57:20,641 --> 01:57:23,200 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I don't wanna hear anything you have to say. 1639 01:57:23,276 --> 01:57:25,403 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You have every right to be... 1640 01:57:26,012 --> 01:57:27,876 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'll just have a coffee, thanks. 1641 01:57:27,980 --> 01:57:30,915 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Sir. Anything you order is free of charge, sir. 1642 01:57:31,016 --> 01:57:33,040 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Why is it free of charge? 1643 01:57:33,117 --> 01:57:35,176 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Don't ask. - Whatever. 1644 01:57:35,253 --> 01:57:40,781 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'll have the clam chowder, fried chicken and baked potato and a chocolate chiffon pie. 1645 01:57:40,857 --> 01:57:42,915 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Clean food, please. 1646 01:57:43,025 --> 01:57:46,051 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}In that case, may I advise against the clam chowder. 1647 01:57:46,128 --> 01:57:48,220 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No clam chowder. Thank you. 1648 01:57:49,697 --> 01:57:51,926 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You got about 30 seconds. 1649 01:57:54,635 --> 01:57:57,125 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I know I've been acting very strange, OK? 1650 01:57:57,236 --> 01:58:00,672 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I know it seems there's two sides to me... - Two sides? 1651 01:58:00,740 --> 01:58:05,802 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You're Dr Jekyll and Mr Jackass. - I know. But I realized something important. 1652 01:58:05,877 --> 01:58:09,937 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- What? - The nature of our relationship wasn't clear 1653 01:58:10,047 --> 01:58:12,412 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}to me for reasons I won't go into. 1654 01:58:12,482 --> 01:58:15,076 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I know I haven't treated you well. - Whatever. 1655 01:58:15,151 --> 01:58:17,880 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No, no. Fifteen seconds, please! 1656 01:58:17,953 --> 01:58:20,251 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Fifteen seconds, don't open your mouth. 1657 01:58:20,322 --> 01:58:22,414 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm trying to tell you I'm sorry. 1658 01:58:22,490 --> 01:58:26,823 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What I've come to realize is that I really like you, Marla. 1659 01:58:26,893 --> 01:58:29,020 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You do? 1660 01:58:29,095 --> 01:58:30,959 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I really do. 1661 01:58:31,063 --> 01:58:35,362 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I care about you and I don't want anything bad to happen to you because of me. 1662 01:58:35,466 --> 01:58:38,230 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Marla, your life is in danger. 1663 01:58:38,303 --> 01:58:40,237 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What? 1664 01:58:40,304 --> 01:58:44,035 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You need to leave town for a while. Get out of any major city. 1665 01:58:44,107 --> 01:58:46,904 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Just go camping... - You're an insane person. 1666 01:58:46,976 --> 01:58:50,433 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- No. I've involved you in something terrible. - No. Shut up! 1667 01:58:50,512 --> 01:58:53,072 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You're not safe. - Shut up! 1668 01:58:54,883 --> 01:58:59,319 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Listen, I tried, Tyler. I really tried. - I know you did. 1669 01:58:59,386 --> 01:59:02,445 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}There are things about you I like. You're smart, funny. 1670 01:59:02,522 --> 01:59:04,490 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're spectacular in bed. 1671 01:59:04,557 --> 01:59:05,989 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}But 1672 01:59:06,091 --> 01:59:08,150 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}you're intolerable. 1673 01:59:08,260 --> 01:59:10,750 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You have very serious emotional problems. 1674 01:59:10,861 --> 01:59:14,796 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Deep-seated problems for which you should seek professional help. 1675 01:59:14,898 --> 01:59:18,857 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I know, and I'm sorry. - You're sorry, I'm sorry. Everyone's sorry. 1676 01:59:20,002 --> 01:59:22,095 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I can't do this any more. 1677 01:59:22,171 --> 01:59:24,264 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I can't. 1678 01:59:24,339 --> 01:59:26,398 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}And I won't. 1679 01:59:26,507 --> 01:59:28,532 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm gone. 1680 01:59:28,609 --> 01:59:31,304 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You can't leave, Marla! You're not safe! 1681 01:59:34,146 --> 01:59:36,808 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Marla, you don't understand! - Leave me alone! 1682 01:59:36,916 --> 01:59:39,406 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Marla, I am trying to protect you! - Let go! 1683 01:59:39,517 --> 01:59:42,509 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I don't ever wanna see you again! - That's fine... 1684 01:59:42,587 --> 01:59:44,713 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Here, wait right here! 1685 01:59:48,592 --> 01:59:51,151 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hold it right there! Shut up! 1686 01:59:51,227 --> 01:59:53,354 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Take this money and get on this bus. 1687 01:59:53,429 --> 01:59:55,589 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I promise I won't bother you again. 1688 01:59:55,731 --> 01:59:57,164 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Shut up! 1689 01:59:57,232 --> 02:00:00,428 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Please get on the bus. Please get on the bus. 1690 02:00:01,602 --> 02:00:03,728 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Why are you doing this? 1691 02:00:03,803 --> 02:00:07,899 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}They think you're a threat. I can't explain it now, just trust me! 1692 02:00:07,974 --> 02:00:12,342 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- If I know where you are, you won't be safe. - I'll keep this, it's asshole tax. 1693 02:00:12,411 --> 02:00:16,813 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Fine. Remember, stay out of major cities. - Tyler. 1694 02:00:18,348 --> 02:00:21,181 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're the worst thing that ever happened to me. 1695 02:00:36,196 --> 02:00:38,857 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hello. I need you to arrest me. 1696 02:00:38,965 --> 02:00:41,729 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I am the leader of a terrorist organization 1697 02:00:41,801 --> 02:00:46,760 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}responsible for numerous acts of vandalism and assault all over this city. 1698 02:00:46,838 --> 02:00:50,739 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}In the metropolitan area, we had probably 200 members. 1699 02:00:50,808 --> 02:00:54,607 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Chapters have sprung up in five or six other major cities already. 1700 02:00:54,778 --> 02:00:57,803 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This is a tightly-regimented organization 1701 02:00:57,880 --> 02:01:03,476 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}with many cells capable of operating independent of central leadership. 1702 02:01:03,584 --> 02:01:07,451 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Go to the house, OK? 1537 Paper Street. 1703 02:01:07,554 --> 02:01:09,454 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}That's our headquarters. 1704 02:01:09,556 --> 02:01:12,149 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}In the back, buried in the garden, 1705 02:01:12,224 --> 02:01:15,250 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}you'll find the body of Robert Paulsen. 1706 02:01:15,361 --> 02:01:18,659 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}In the basement, you're gonna find some bathtubs 1707 02:01:18,797 --> 02:01:24,098 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}that have been used very recently to make large quantities of nitroglycerin. 1708 02:01:24,201 --> 02:01:26,226 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I believe the plan is to blow up 1709 02:01:26,303 --> 02:01:29,396 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}the headquarters of these credit card companies 1710 02:01:29,472 --> 02:01:31,565 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}and the TRW building. 1711 02:01:32,507 --> 02:01:35,874 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Why these buildings? Why credit card companies? 1712 02:01:35,977 --> 02:01:39,571 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}If you erase the debt record, then we all go back to zero. 1713 02:01:40,414 --> 02:01:42,472 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You'll create total chaos. 1714 02:01:44,084 --> 02:01:47,314 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Keep him talking. I need to make a phone call. 1715 02:01:57,894 --> 02:02:00,124 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I really admire what you're doing. 1716 02:02:00,597 --> 02:02:02,655 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What? 1717 02:02:02,798 --> 02:02:04,823 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're a brave man to order this. 1718 02:02:04,900 --> 02:02:06,662 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're a genius, sir. 1719 02:02:06,801 --> 02:02:11,499 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You said if anyone ever interferes with Project Mayhem, even you, 1720 02:02:11,605 --> 02:02:13,937 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}we gotta get his balls. 1721 02:02:15,342 --> 02:02:18,504 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Don't fight. - It's a powerful gesture, Mr Durden. 1722 02:02:18,611 --> 02:02:21,636 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- It will set an example. - You're making a big mistake! 1723 02:02:21,713 --> 02:02:24,546 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You said you'd say that. - I'm not Tyler Durden! 1724 02:02:24,649 --> 02:02:28,516 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You told us you'd say that too. - All right. I am Tyler Durden. 1725 02:02:28,619 --> 02:02:31,314 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Listen to me. I'm giving you a direct order. 1726 02:02:31,421 --> 02:02:35,550 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- We're aborting this mission now. - You said you would definitely say that. 1727 02:02:41,696 --> 02:02:45,256 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Are you fucking out of your minds? You're police officers! 1728 02:02:46,099 --> 02:02:48,158 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Is somebody timing this? 1729 02:02:48,335 --> 02:02:51,303 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Keep your mouth shut. 1730 02:02:51,370 --> 02:02:53,463 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Shit! 1731 02:02:56,107 --> 02:02:58,905 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Some of this information checks out. 1732 02:02:58,977 --> 02:03:02,275 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Let's go to that house on Paper Street. - Be right there. 1733 02:03:02,980 --> 02:03:04,742 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey, wait! 1734 02:03:05,448 --> 02:03:07,973 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I got him. - Sir, we have to do this. 1735 02:03:08,084 --> 02:03:10,551 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Stop fighting! - Where's the rubber band? 1736 02:03:10,652 --> 02:03:13,143 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Get away from me! Drop that fucking knife! 1737 02:03:16,690 --> 02:03:20,125 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Back up. Face down on the floor right now! 1738 02:03:21,361 --> 02:03:23,386 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Get down on the floor! 1739 02:03:28,167 --> 02:03:31,067 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The first person that comes out of this door 1740 02:03:31,135 --> 02:03:33,103 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}gets a lead salad! Understand? 1741 02:03:57,423 --> 02:04:00,016 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Get away! Stay away! 1742 02:04:12,969 --> 02:04:15,027 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I ran.{\i0} 1743 02:04:15,571 --> 02:04:19,734 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid.{\i0} 1744 02:04:22,376 --> 02:04:24,434 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Then I ran some more.{\i0} 1745 02:05:05,143 --> 02:05:07,440 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What the fuck are you doing? 1746 02:05:07,545 --> 02:05:10,480 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Running around in your underpants! You look crazy! 1747 02:05:10,581 --> 02:05:13,674 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No. I'm onto you. I know what's going on here. 1748 02:05:13,783 --> 02:05:18,685 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Come on, then. I got us a great place to watch from. It'll be like pay-per-view. 1749 02:06:06,659 --> 02:06:09,321 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Oh, Christ. - Now what are you doing? 1750 02:06:09,428 --> 02:06:12,794 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I'm stopping this. - Why? 1751 02:06:12,864 --> 02:06:16,264 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- The greatest thing you've ever done. - I can't let this happen. 1752 02:06:16,333 --> 02:06:19,598 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}There are 10 other bombs in 10 other buildings. 1753 02:06:19,670 --> 02:06:22,035 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Since when is Project Mayhem about murder? 1754 02:06:22,104 --> 02:06:24,095 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The buildings are empty. 1755 02:06:24,206 --> 02:06:27,038 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}We're not killing anyone. We're setting 'em free! 1756 02:06:27,108 --> 02:06:29,872 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Bob is dead. They shot him in the head. 1757 02:06:30,011 --> 02:06:33,343 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You wanna make an omelette, you gotta break some eggs. 1758 02:06:33,447 --> 02:06:37,041 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No. I'm not listening to you. You're not even there. 1759 02:06:43,088 --> 02:06:47,456 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I wouldn't do that. Not unless you knew which wires were what. 1760 02:06:47,525 --> 02:06:49,254 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}If you know, I know. 1761 02:06:54,864 --> 02:06:59,232 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}Or{\i0} maybe I knew you'd know, so I spent all day thinking about the wrong ones. 1762 02:07:07,741 --> 02:07:08,833 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You think? 1763 02:07:10,843 --> 02:07:12,936 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Oh, heavens, no. Not the green one. 1764 02:07:13,779 --> 02:07:16,770 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Pull any one but the green one. 1765 02:07:21,518 --> 02:07:24,146 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I asked you not to do that! 1766 02:07:25,988 --> 02:07:27,546 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Fuck! 1767 02:07:28,491 --> 02:07:30,583 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tyler, get away from the van. 1768 02:07:32,794 --> 02:07:36,194 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tyler, I'm not kidding! Get away from the van! 1769 02:07:36,297 --> 02:07:37,662 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Goddamn it! 1770 02:07:44,002 --> 02:07:45,367 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}OK. 1771 02:07:45,471 --> 02:07:48,804 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend 1772 02:07:48,906 --> 02:07:51,500 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin! 1773 02:07:53,711 --> 02:07:55,473 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Cool it, Tyler! 1774 02:08:08,689 --> 02:08:10,748 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Come on! 1775 02:08:10,824 --> 02:08:12,883 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Don't go! 1776 02:08:50,456 --> 02:08:51,650 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What?! 1777 02:09:37,126 --> 02:09:37,820 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Three minutes. 1778 02:09:38,761 --> 02:09:41,059 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}This is it. 1779 02:09:41,163 --> 02:09:43,187 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The beginning. 1780 02:09:43,264 --> 02:09:45,232 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Ground zero. 1781 02:09:45,300 --> 02:09:47,597 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}I think this is about where we came in.{\i0} 1782 02:09:47,668 --> 02:09:50,159 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Do you have a speech for the occasion? 1783 02:09:50,237 --> 02:09:53,262 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm sorry? 1784 02:09:53,372 --> 02:09:55,431 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I still can't think of anything. 1785 02:09:57,476 --> 02:09:59,569 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Flashback humor. 1786 02:10:04,648 --> 02:10:06,672 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}It's getting exciting now. 1787 02:10:08,251 --> 02:10:10,048 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Two and a half. 1788 02:10:10,119 --> 02:10:12,678 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Think of everything we've accomplished. 1789 02:10:12,788 --> 02:10:17,588 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Out these windows, we will view the collapse of financial history. 1790 02:10:17,658 --> 02:10:21,388 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}One step closer to economic equilibrium. 1791 02:10:34,939 --> 02:10:37,338 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Why is she here? 1792 02:10:37,441 --> 02:10:39,341 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tying up loose ends. 1793 02:10:39,443 --> 02:10:42,502 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Put me down, you baldheaded fuck! 1794 02:10:42,612 --> 02:10:45,705 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I beg you, please don't do this. - I'm not doing this. 1795 02:10:45,814 --> 02:10:49,272 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}{\i1}- We{\i0} are doing this. This is what we want. - No. 1796 02:10:49,351 --> 02:10:54,083 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I don't want this. - Right. Except you is meaningless now. 1797 02:10:54,154 --> 02:10:58,146 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- We have to forget about you. - You're a voice in my head. 1798 02:10:58,258 --> 02:11:00,316 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're a voice in mine! 1799 02:11:00,425 --> 02:11:03,258 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Why can't I get rid of you? - You need me. 1800 02:11:03,328 --> 02:11:05,420 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No. I don't. I really don't any more. 1801 02:11:05,496 --> 02:11:09,761 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You created me. I didn't create some loser alter ego to make me feel better. 1802 02:11:09,866 --> 02:11:13,825 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Take some responsibility. - I do. I am responsible for all of it 1803 02:11:13,937 --> 02:11:15,665 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}and I accept that. 1804 02:11:15,738 --> 02:11:19,764 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}So, please, I'm begging you, please call this off. 1805 02:11:21,776 --> 02:11:23,971 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Have I ever let us down? 1806 02:11:25,445 --> 02:11:27,743 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}How far have you come because of me?! 1807 02:11:33,653 --> 02:11:35,711 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I will bring us through this. 1808 02:11:35,787 --> 02:11:39,586 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}As always, I will carry you kicking and screaming 1809 02:11:39,690 --> 02:11:42,124 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}and in the end you will thank me. 1810 02:11:42,593 --> 02:11:45,117 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tyler. Tyler. 1811 02:11:45,194 --> 02:11:48,721 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm grateful to you. For everything that you've done for me. 1812 02:11:48,798 --> 02:11:51,493 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}But this is too much. I don't want this. 1813 02:11:51,567 --> 02:11:56,868 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What do you want? Your shit job back? Fucking condo world, watching sitcoms? 1814 02:11:56,938 --> 02:11:58,996 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Fuck you! I won't do it. 1815 02:11:59,873 --> 02:12:03,706 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- This can't be happening. - It's already done, so shut up! 1816 02:12:03,776 --> 02:12:05,403 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}60 seconds till CRI. 1817 02:12:05,945 --> 02:12:08,004 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}No. 1818 02:12:09,914 --> 02:12:12,712 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I can figure this out. This isn't even real. 1819 02:12:12,784 --> 02:12:16,480 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You're not real, that gun... That gun isn't even in your hand. 1820 02:12:17,955 --> 02:12:20,013 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}The gun's in my hand. 1821 02:12:25,026 --> 02:12:27,517 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Good for you. It doesn't change a thing. 1822 02:12:36,402 --> 02:12:39,029 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Why do you wanna put a gun to your head? 1823 02:12:39,171 --> 02:12:41,230 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Not my head, Tyler. 1824 02:12:41,807 --> 02:12:43,831 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Our head. 1825 02:12:45,376 --> 02:12:47,435 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Interesting. 1826 02:12:50,447 --> 02:12:53,108 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Where are you going with this, Ikea boy? 1827 02:12:59,587 --> 02:13:02,578 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hey. It's you and me. 1828 02:13:05,325 --> 02:13:07,383 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Friends? 1829 02:13:08,227 --> 02:13:10,320 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Tyler, 1830 02:13:13,732 --> 02:13:16,064 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I want you to really listen to me. 1831 02:13:16,201 --> 02:13:18,634 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}OK. 1832 02:13:18,736 --> 02:13:20,795 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}My eyes are open. 1833 02:13:39,552 --> 02:13:41,576 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What's that smell? 1834 02:14:01,202 --> 02:14:04,194 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Where is everybody? - Oh, no. What's going on? 1835 02:14:04,839 --> 02:14:06,430 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Mr Durden! 1836 02:14:07,508 --> 02:14:09,373 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Oh, my God! 1837 02:14:14,714 --> 02:14:17,910 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Are you... Are you all right, sir? 1838 02:14:18,016 --> 02:14:21,974 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Oh, yeah, I'm OK. - You look terrible, sir. What happened? 1839 02:14:22,053 --> 02:14:26,045 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Nothing, it's no problem. - No, no, no, sir. He's not kidding. 1840 02:14:26,122 --> 02:14:28,886 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- You look awful. You need assistance. - I'm fine. 1841 02:14:29,025 --> 02:14:32,619 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Look, I'm fine... Everything's fine. 1842 02:14:34,897 --> 02:14:37,126 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Stop it! 1843 02:14:37,265 --> 02:14:40,392 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Let her go. - Christ Almighty! 1844 02:14:40,467 --> 02:14:42,264 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You! 1845 02:14:42,335 --> 02:14:44,428 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Hi, Marla. 1846 02:14:44,905 --> 02:14:49,739 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Leave her with me. Meet me downstairs. - Are you sure? 1847 02:14:49,842 --> 02:14:51,900 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yes, I'm sure. 1848 02:14:53,011 --> 02:14:57,106 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You fucker! What kind of sick fucking game are you playing at?! 1849 02:14:57,247 --> 02:14:59,908 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Putting me on a... Oh, my God, your face! 1850 02:15:00,016 --> 02:15:01,506 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yeah, I know. 1851 02:15:06,288 --> 02:15:08,153 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}What happened? 1852 02:15:08,290 --> 02:15:10,416 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Don't ask. - You're shot. 1853 02:15:10,491 --> 02:15:12,550 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- Yes, I'm shot. - Oh, my God. 1854 02:15:13,494 --> 02:15:16,519 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}- I can't believe he's standing. - One tough motherfucker. 1855 02:15:20,332 --> 02:15:22,163 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Who did this? 1856 02:15:22,301 --> 02:15:24,768 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I did, actually. 1857 02:15:24,869 --> 02:15:26,928 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Find some gauze. 1858 02:15:28,306 --> 02:15:30,330 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You shot yourself? 1859 02:15:30,440 --> 02:15:33,068 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Yes, but it's OK. Marla, look at me. 1860 02:15:33,143 --> 02:15:35,440 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}I'm really OK. 1861 02:15:35,511 --> 02:15:39,469 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}Trust me. Everything's gonna be fine. 1862 02:15:52,291 --> 02:15:56,158 {\a2}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\fnTahoma}You met me at a very strange time in my life. 1863 02:15:57,305 --> 02:16:57,945 Who are the real-world Illuminati ? Find out @ saveanilluminati.com