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People always ask me
if I know Tyler Durden.
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Three minutes.
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This is it. Ground zero.
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Want to say a few words for the occasion?
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With a gun barrel between your teeth,
you speak only in vowels.
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I can't think of anything.
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For a second, I forget about
Tyler's controlled demolition thing
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and I wonder how clean that gun is.
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It's getting exciting now.
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That old saying,
how you always hurt the one you love,
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well, it works both ways.
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We have front-row seats
for this theater of mass destruction.
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The Demolitions Committee
of Project Mayhem
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wrapped the foundation columns
of a dozen buildings with blasting gelatin.
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In two minutes,
primary charges will blow base charges
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and a few blocks will be reduced
to smoldering rubble.
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I know this because Tyler knows this.
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Two and a half.
Think of everything we've accomplished.
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Suddenly I realize that all of this,
the gun, the bombs, the revolution...
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has got something to do
with a girl named Marla Singer.
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Bob. Bob had bitch tits.
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This was a support group
for men with testicular cancer.
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The big moosie slobbering all over me,
that was Bob.
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We're still men.
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Yes, we're men.
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Men is what we are.
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Bob had had his testicles removed.
Then hormone therapy.
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He developed bitch tits
'cause his testosterone was too high
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and his body upped the estrogen.
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- That was where I fit.
- They'll have to drain my pecs again.
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Between those huge, sweating tits
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that hung enormous,
the way you'd think of God's as big.
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OK, you cry now.
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No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier.
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For six months, I couldn't sleep.
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I couldn't sleep...
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With insomnia, nothing's real.
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Everything's far away.
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Everything's a copy of a copy
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of a copy.
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When deep-space exploration ramps up,
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it'll be the corporations
that name everything.
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The IBM Stellar Sphere.
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The Microsoft Galaxy.
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The Planet Starbucks.
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I need you out of town this week
to cover some red flags.
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It must have been Tuesday.
He had on his cornflower-blue tie.
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You want me to deprioritize my reports
until you advise of a status upgrade?
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Prioritize these. Here's your flight
coupons. Call me if there's any snags.
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He was full of pep.
Must have had his grande latte enema.
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Like so many others, I had become
a slave to the IKEA nesting instinct.
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- I'd like to order Erika Pekkari dust ruffles.
- Please hold.
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If I saw something clever,
like a coffee table
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in the shape of a yin-yang,
I had to have it.
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The Klipsk personal office unit.
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The Hovetrekke home exerbike.
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Or the Ohamshab sofa
with the Strinne green stripe pattern.
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Even the Ryslampa wire lamps of
environmentally friendly unbleached paper.
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I'd flip through catalogs and wonder...
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What kind of dining set
defines me as a person?
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I had it all. Even the glass dishes
with tiny bubbles and imperfections,
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proof that they were
crafted by the honest,
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hard-working, indigenous peoples of...
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- Please hold.
- wherever.
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We used to read pornography.
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Now it was the Horchow collection.
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- No. You can't die of insomnia.
- What about narcolepsy?
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I nod off, I wake up in strange places.
I have no idea how I got there.
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- You need to lighten up.
- Can you please just give me something?
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Red and blue Tuinals,
lipstick-red Seconals...
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No. You need healthy, natural sleep.
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Chew some valerian root
and get more exercise.
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- Hey, come on. I'm in pain.
- You wanna see pain?
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Swing by First Methodist, Tuesday nights.
See the guys with testicular cancer.
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That's pain.
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I always wanted three kids.
Two boys and a girl.
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Mindy wanted two girls and a boy.
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We never could agree on anything.
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Well, she had her first child last week.
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A girl.
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With her new husband.
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And thank God. You know?
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I'm glad for her.
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Because she deserves it.
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Everyone, let's thank Thomas
for sharing himself with us.
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Thank you, Thomas.
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I look around this room,
and I see a lot of courage.
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And that gives me strength.
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We give each other strength.
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It's time for the one-on-ones.
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So let's all of us follow Thomas's example
and really open ourselves up.
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Could you find a partner?
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And this is how I met the big moosie.
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His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears.
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Knees together.
Those awkward little steps.
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- My name is Bob.
- Bob?
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Bob had been a champion bodybuilder.
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You know that chest expansion
program on late-night TV?
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That was his idea.
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I was a juicer.
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You know, using steroids.
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Diabonal and Wisterol.
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Oh, they use that on racehorses,
for Christ's sakes.
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And now I'm bankrupt, I'm divorced,
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my two grown kids
won't even return my phone calls.
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Strangers with this kind of honesty
make me go a big, rubbery one.
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Go ahead Cornelius.
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You can cry.
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And then something happened.
I let go.
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That's really good.
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Lost in oblivion.
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Dark and silent and complete.
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I found freedom.
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Losing all hope was freedom.
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It's OK.
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Babies don't sleep this well.
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I became addicted.
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If I didn't say anything,
people always assumed the worst.
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They cried harder...
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then I cried harder.
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Now we're going to open the green door,
the heart chakra...
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I wasn't really dying.
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I wasn't host to cancer or parasites.
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I was the warm little center
that the life of this world crowded around.
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Imagine your pain
as a white ball of healing light.
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It moves over your body, healing you.
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Now keep this going.
Remember to breathe.
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And step forward
through the back door of the room.
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Where does it lead?
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To your cave.
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Step forward into your cave.
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That's right.
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You're going deeper into your cave,
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and you're going to find
your power animal.
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Slide.
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Every evening I died.
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And every evening I was born again.
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Resurrected.
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Bob loved me because he thought
my testicles were removed too.
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Being there, pressed against his tits,
ready to cry.
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This was my vacation.
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And she ruined everything.
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This is cancer, right?
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This chick, Marla Singer,
did not have testicular cancer.
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She was a liar.
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She had no diseases at all.
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I had seen her at Free and Clear,
my blood parasites group, Thursdays.
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Then at Hope,
my bimonthly sickle-cell circle.
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And again at Seize The Day,
my tuberculosis, Friday night.
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Marla, the big tourist.
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Her lie reflected my lie.
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And suddenly, I felt nothing.
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I couldn't cry.
So once again, I couldn't sleep.
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Next group, after guided meditation,
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after we open our heart chakras,
when it's time to hug,
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I'll grab that bitch Marla Singer
and scream...
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Marla, you liar!
You big tourist! I need this! Now, get out!
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I hadn't slept in four days.
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We'll just let that dry...
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When you have insomnia,
you're never really asleep
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and you're never really awake.
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To begin tonight's communion,
Chloe would like to say a few words.
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Oh, yeah. Chloe.
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Chloe looked the way
Meryl Streep's skeleton would look
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if you made it walk around a party
being extra nice to everybody.
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Well, I'm still here.
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But I don't know for how long.
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That's as much certainty
as anyone can give me.
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But I've got some good news.
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I no longer have any fear of death.
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But I am in a pretty lonely place.
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No one will have sex with me.
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I'm so close to the end,
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and all I want is to get laid for
the last time.
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I have pornographic movies
in my apartment,
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- and lubricants and amyl nitrite.
- Thank you, Chloe.
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Everyone, let's thank Chloe.
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Thank you, Chloe.
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Now, let's ready ourself
for guided meditation.
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You're standing at the entrance
of your cave.
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You step inside your cave and you walk...
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If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.
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Marla.
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The scratch on the roof of your mouth
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that would heal if you could stop
tonguing it, but you can't.
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Deeper into your cave as you walk.
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You feel
a healing energy all around you.
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Now find your power animal.
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Slide.
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OK. Let's partner up.
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Pick someone special to you tonight.
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Hey.
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- We need to talk.
- Sure.
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- I'm onto you.
- What?
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Yeah. You're a faker. You're not dying.
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Sorry?
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In the Tibetan-philosophy,
Sylvia Plath sense, I know we're all dying.
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But you're not dying
the way Chloe back there is dying.
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So?
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So you're a tourist.
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I've seen you. I saw you at melanoma,
I saw you at tuberculosis.
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I saw you at testicular cancer!
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I saw you practicing this.
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- Practicing what?
- Telling me off.
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Is it going as well as you hoped,
Rupert?
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- I'll expose you.
- Go ahead. I'll expose you.
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Come together. Let yourselves cry.
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Oh, God. Why are you doing this?
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It's cheaper than a movie
and coffee's free.
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Look, this is important.
These are my groups.
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I've been coming for over a year.
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- Why do you do it?
- I don't know.
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When people think you're dying,
they really listen to you instead of...
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Instead of waiting for their turn to speak.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Share yourself, completely.
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You don't want to get into this.
It becomes an addiction.
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- Really?
- I'm not kidding.
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I can't cry if another faker is present,
and I need this.
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So you gotta find somewhere else to go.
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Candy-stripe a cancer ward.
It's not my problem.
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Wait a second. Hold on.
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We'll split up the week, OK?
You take lymphoma and tuberculosis.
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You take tuberculosis.
My smoking doesn't go over at all.
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Good. Fine.
Testicular cancer should be no contest.
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Technically, I have more right to be there.
You still have your balls.
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- You're kidding.
- I dunno. Am I?
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No. No.
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- What do you want?
- I'll take the parasites.
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You can't have both.
Take the blood parasites.
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I want brain parasites.
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I'll take the blood,
but I want brain dementia.
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- I want that.
- You can't have the whole brain.
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So far, you have four. I only have two.
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OK. Take both the parasites. They're yours.
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Now we both have three...
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Hey! You left half your clothes.
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- What, are you selling those?
- Yes, I'm selling some clothes.
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So, we each have three. That's six.
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What about the seventh day?
I want bowel cancer.
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The girl had done her homework.
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- No. No. I want bowel cancer.
- That's your favorite too?
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- Tried to slip it by me, eh?
- Look, we'll split it.
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Take the first and third Sunday
of the month.
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Deal.
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00:17:38,465 --> 00:17:41,947
- Looks like this is goodbye.
- Let's not make a big thing out of it.
248
00:17:42,024 --> 00:17:44,546
How's this for not making a big thing?
249
00:17:48,861 --> 00:17:50,904
Hey, Marla! Marla!
250
00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:56,102
- Maybe we should exchange numbers.
- Should we?
251
00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:58,461
We might wanna switch nights.
252
00:17:59,622 --> 00:18:00,629
OK.
253
00:18:05,990 --> 00:18:08,388
This is how I met Marla Singer.
254
00:18:09,826 --> 00:18:13,384
Marla's philosophy of life
was that she might die at any moment.
255
00:18:13,461 --> 00:18:15,906
The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't.
256
00:18:15,983 --> 00:18:18,266
It doesn't have your name!
Who are you?
257
00:18:18,342 --> 00:18:21,469
Cornelius? Rupert? Travis?
258
00:18:21,546 --> 00:18:24,346
Any of the stupid names
you give each night?
259
00:18:27,108 --> 00:18:29,026
You wake up at SeaTac.
260
00:18:29,582 --> 00:18:31,942
SFO. LAX.
261
00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:37,226
You wake up at O'Hare.
Dallas Fort Worth. BWI.
262
00:18:37,907 --> 00:18:41,944
Pacific. Mountain. Central.
Lose an hour. Gain an hour.
263
00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:44,946
Check-in for that flight
isn't for another two hours.
264
00:18:45,023 --> 00:18:48,504
This is your life,
and it's ending one minute at a time.
265
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:52,187
You wake up at Air Harbor International.
266
00:18:53,021 --> 00:18:56,541
If you wake up at a different time,
in a different place,
267
00:18:56,944 --> 00:18:59,620
could you wake up as a different person?
268
00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:02,947
Everywhere I travel, tiny life.
269
00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:08,107
Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream,
single pat of butter.
270
00:19:08,865 --> 00:19:11,425
The microwave cordon bleu hobby kit.
271
00:19:11,502 --> 00:19:16,307
Shampoo-conditioner combos. Sample
package mouthwash. Tiny bars of soap.
272
00:19:18,465 --> 00:19:22,301
The people I meet on each flight,
they're single-serving friends.
273
00:19:23,624 --> 00:19:28,228
Between takeoff and landing, we have
our time together, but that's all we get.
274
00:19:28,985 --> 00:19:30,184
Welcome!
275
00:19:32,265 --> 00:19:33,464
On a long-enough time line,
276
00:19:33,541 --> 00:19:36,581
the survival rate for
everyone drops to zero.
277
00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:40,225
I was a recall coordinator.
My job was to apply the formula.
278
00:19:40,302 --> 00:19:43,265
The infant went through the windshield.
Three points.
279
00:19:43,342 --> 00:19:47,265
A new car built by my company
leaves somewhere traveling at 60mph.
280
00:19:47,341 --> 00:19:49,547
The rear differential locks up.
281
00:19:49,624 --> 00:19:52,386
The teenager's braces
are stuck to the ashtray.
282
00:19:52,463 --> 00:19:54,582
Might make a good anti-smoking ad.
283
00:19:54,668 --> 00:19:57,421
The car crashes and burns
with everyone trapped inside.
284
00:19:57,507 --> 00:19:59,780
Now, should we initiate a recall?
285
00:20:00,106 --> 00:20:01,468
The father must've been huge.
286
00:20:01,545 --> 00:20:05,103
See where the fat burned to the seat?
The polyester shirt?
287
00:20:05,189 --> 00:20:06,820
Very modern art.
288
00:20:07,107 --> 00:20:09,745
Take the number of
vehicles in the field, A.
289
00:20:09,821 --> 00:20:12,344
Multiply it by the probable rate
of failure, B.
290
00:20:12,430 --> 00:20:16,026
Multiply the result by
the average out-of-court settlement, C.
291
00:20:16,103 --> 00:20:18,347
A x B x C...
292
00:20:18,549 --> 00:20:19,747
Equals X.
293
00:20:19,824 --> 00:20:24,226
If X is less than the cost of a recall,
we don't do one.
294
00:20:25,665 --> 00:20:28,187
Are there a lot of these
kinds of accidents?
295
00:20:28,264 --> 00:20:30,067
You wouldn't believe.
296
00:20:31,668 --> 00:20:34,028
Which car company do you work for?
297
00:20:34,948 --> 00:20:36,262
A major one.
298
00:20:38,823 --> 00:20:42,141
Every time the plane banked too sharply
on takeoff or landing,
299
00:20:42,227 --> 00:20:45,584
I prayed for a crash
or a mid-air collision.
300
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:46,907
Anything.
301
00:20:56,268 --> 00:21:00,181
Life insurance pays off triple
if you die on a business trip.
302
00:21:02,425 --> 00:21:05,225
If you are seated
in an emergency exit row
303
00:21:06,625 --> 00:21:11,181
and feel unable or unwilling to perform
the duties listed on the safety card,
304
00:21:11,267 --> 00:21:14,144
please ask a flight attendant
to reseat you.
305
00:21:15,381 --> 00:21:19,429
- It's a lot of responsibility.
- Wanna switch seats?
306
00:21:19,505 --> 00:21:22,824
No. I'm not sure
I'm the man for that particular job.
307
00:21:22,910 --> 00:21:26,550
An exit-door procedure
at 30,000 feet.
308
00:21:27,465 --> 00:21:29,268
The illusion of safety.
309
00:21:29,709 --> 00:21:31,301
Yeah. I guess so.
310
00:21:32,145 --> 00:21:34,859
You know why
they put oxygen masks on planes?
311
00:21:34,946 --> 00:21:38,667
- So you can breathe.
- Oxygen gets you high.
312
00:21:39,664 --> 00:21:43,146
In a catastrophic emergency,
you take giant panic breaths.
313
00:21:43,309 --> 00:21:46,982
Suddenly you become euphoric, docile.
You accept your fate.
314
00:21:48,430 --> 00:21:50,300
It's all right here.
315
00:21:50,981 --> 00:21:53,465
Emergency water landing, 600mph.
316
00:21:53,542 --> 00:21:56,505
Blank faces. Calm as Hindu cows.
317
00:21:57,061 --> 00:21:58,663
That's...
318
00:21:59,507 --> 00:22:01,943
That's an interesting theory.
319
00:22:04,062 --> 00:22:06,508
- What do you do?
- What do you mean?
320
00:22:06,585 --> 00:22:07,946
What do you do for a living?
321
00:22:08,023 --> 00:22:10,862
Why? So you can pretend
you're interested?
322
00:22:13,988 --> 00:22:14,947
OK.
323
00:22:15,024 --> 00:22:18,103
You have a kind of
sick desperation in your laugh.
324
00:22:21,104 --> 00:22:23,464
We have the exact same briefcase.
325
00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:25,622
Soap.
326
00:22:25,708 --> 00:22:28,786
- Sorry?
- I make and I sell soap.
327
00:22:29,467 --> 00:22:31,663
The yardstick of civilization.
328
00:22:32,344 --> 00:22:33,984
And this is how I met...
329
00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:35,586
Tyler Durden.
330
00:22:36,027 --> 00:22:37,782
Did you know if you mix gasoline
331
00:22:37,868 --> 00:22:41,148
and frozen orange juice,
you can make napalm?
332
00:22:41,225 --> 00:22:43,786
- No, I did not. Is that true?
- That's right.
333
00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:47,305
One can make all kinds of explosives
using simple household items.
334
00:22:47,382 --> 00:22:49,828
- Really?
- If one were so inclined.
335
00:22:54,824 --> 00:22:59,504
Tyler, you are by far the most interesting
single-serving friend I've ever met.
336
00:23:01,106 --> 00:23:05,383
- Everything on a plane is single-serving...
- Oh, I get it. Very clever.
337
00:23:05,748 --> 00:23:07,023
Thank you.
338
00:23:07,867 --> 00:23:09,785
How's that working out for you?
339
00:23:09,862 --> 00:23:11,540
- What?
- Being clever.
340
00:23:13,027 --> 00:23:17,064
- Great.
- Keep it up then. Keep it right up.
341
00:23:18,983 --> 00:23:19,980
Now, a question of etiquette.
342
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:23,020
As I pass,
do I give you the ass or the crotch?
343
00:23:30,146 --> 00:23:32,380
How I came to live with Tyler is...
344
00:23:32,467 --> 00:23:35,622
Airlines have this policy
about vibrating luggage.
345
00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:45,068
Was it ticking?
346
00:23:45,145 --> 00:23:48,300
Throwers don't worry.
Modern bombs don't tick.
347
00:23:48,387 --> 00:23:50,909
- Sorry. Throwers?
- Baggage handlers.
348
00:23:52,108 --> 00:23:56,021
But when a suitcase vibrates,
the throwers have to call the police.
349
00:23:56,107 --> 00:23:58,668
My suitcase was vibrating?
350
00:23:58,744 --> 00:24:03,827
Nine times out of ten it's an electric
razor, but every once in a while...
351
00:24:06,829 --> 00:24:08,306
it's a dildo.
352
00:24:09,466 --> 00:24:13,341
It's company policy never to imply
ownership in the event of a dildo.
353
00:24:13,427 --> 00:24:19,066
We have to use the indefinite article,
a dildo, never your dildo.
354
00:24:19,143 --> 00:24:20,783
I don't own...
355
00:24:23,862 --> 00:24:30,383
I had everything in that suitcase.
My CK shirts. My DKNY shoes. My AX ties.
356
00:24:32,023 --> 00:24:33,500
Never mind.
357
00:24:35,504 --> 00:24:38,027
Hey! That's my car!
358
00:24:44,788 --> 00:24:47,540
Home was a condo on
the 15th floor of a filing cabinet
359
00:24:47,627 --> 00:24:49,823
for widows and young professionals.
360
00:24:49,909 --> 00:24:51,827
The walls were solid concrete.
361
00:24:51,904 --> 00:24:55,069
A foot of concrete's important
when your next-door neighbor
362
00:24:55,146 --> 00:24:57,860
has to watch game shows at full volume.
363
00:24:57,946 --> 00:25:02,060
Or when a blast of debris
that used to be your personal effects
364
00:25:02,147 --> 00:25:05,781
blows out of your windows
and sails flaming into the night.
365
00:25:11,910 --> 00:25:14,269
I suppose these things happen.
366
00:25:26,545 --> 00:25:28,587
There's nothing up there.
367
00:25:28,664 --> 00:25:31,781
You can't go into the unit. Police orders.
368
00:25:40,221 --> 00:25:42,628
Do you have somebody you can call?
369
00:25:43,347 --> 00:25:47,586
How embarrassing.
A houseful of condiments and no food.
370
00:25:57,224 --> 00:25:59,142
The police later told me the pilot light
371
00:25:59,229 --> 00:26:02,940
might have gone out,
letting out a little bit of gas.
372
00:26:03,947 --> 00:26:06,422
That gas could have
slowly filled the condo...
373
00:26:06,508 --> 00:26:08,829
1700 square feet with high ceilings...
374
00:26:08,905 --> 00:26:10,747
for days and days.
375
00:26:17,709 --> 00:26:21,383
Then the refrigerator's compressor
could have clicked on.
376
00:26:23,186 --> 00:26:24,308
Yeah?
377
00:26:27,146 --> 00:26:29,429
I can hear you breathing, you...
378
00:26:38,664 --> 00:26:42,059
If you ask me now,
I couldn't tell you why I called him.
379
00:27:22,943 --> 00:27:24,622
- Hello?
- Who's this?
380
00:27:26,741 --> 00:27:29,187
- Tyler?
- Who is this?
381
00:27:30,788 --> 00:27:32,985
We met... We met on the airplane.
382
00:27:33,061 --> 00:27:34,989
We had the same suitcase?
383
00:27:35,545 --> 00:27:39,103
- The clever guy.
- Oh, yeah. Right.
384
00:27:41,309 --> 00:27:45,021
I called a second ago.
There was no answer. I'm at a payphone.
385
00:27:45,107 --> 00:27:47,907
Yeah, I *69'd you.
I never pick up my phone.
386
00:27:50,506 --> 00:27:52,261
So what's up?
387
00:27:53,268 --> 00:27:54,505
Well...
388
00:27:55,301 --> 00:27:56,903
You're not gonna believe this.
389
00:27:59,866 --> 00:28:01,420
It could be worse.
390
00:28:01,506 --> 00:28:05,822
A woman could cut off your penis
while you sleep and toss it out of a car.
391
00:28:06,263 --> 00:28:08,066
There's always that.
392
00:28:08,421 --> 00:28:11,145
It's just, when you buy furniture,
you tell yourself...
393
00:28:11,423 --> 00:28:13,542
That's the last sofa I'll need.
394
00:28:13,629 --> 00:28:17,263
Whatever else happens,
I've got that sofa problem handled.
395
00:28:17,350 --> 00:28:20,428
I had it all.
I had a stereo that was very decent.
396
00:28:20,630 --> 00:28:23,066
A wardrobe that was
getting very respectable.
397
00:28:23,142 --> 00:28:25,703
I was close to being complete.
398
00:28:25,789 --> 00:28:28,743
- Shit, man. And now it's all gone.
- All gone.
399
00:28:29,587 --> 00:28:30,987
All gone.
400
00:28:32,944 --> 00:28:35,025
Do you know what a duvet is?
401
00:28:35,581 --> 00:28:38,468
- A comforter.
- It's a blanket. Just a blanket.
402
00:28:38,986 --> 00:28:41,307
Why do guys like us know what a duvet is?
403
00:28:41,383 --> 00:28:45,383
Is this essential to our survival
in the hunter-gatherer sense?
404
00:28:45,622 --> 00:28:46,744
No.
405
00:28:47,349 --> 00:28:51,348
- What are we then?
- I dunno. Consumers.
406
00:28:51,626 --> 00:28:53,544
Right. We're consumers.
407
00:28:53,745 --> 00:28:56,584
We are by-products of
a lifestyle obsession.
408
00:28:57,505 --> 00:29:00,823
Murder, crime, poverty.
These things don't concern me.
409
00:29:00,909 --> 00:29:03,624
What concerns me
are celebrity magazines,
410
00:29:04,103 --> 00:29:06,386
television with 500 channels,
411
00:29:06,462 --> 00:29:08,026
some guy's name on my underwear.
412
00:29:08,102 --> 00:29:10,586
Rogaine. Viagra. Olestra.
413
00:29:10,663 --> 00:29:13,185
- Martha Stewart.
- Fuck Martha Stewart.
414
00:29:13,703 --> 00:29:17,108
She's polishing the brass on the Titanic.
It's all going down.
415
00:29:17,184 --> 00:29:21,222
So fuck off with your sofa units
and Strinne green stripe patterns.
416
00:29:21,462 --> 00:29:23,667
I say never be complete.
417
00:29:23,744 --> 00:29:25,749
I say stop being perfect.
418
00:29:26,027 --> 00:29:27,945
I say let's evolve.
419
00:29:28,309 --> 00:29:30,668
Let the chips fall where they may.
420
00:29:32,587 --> 00:29:36,346
But that's me, and I could be wrong.
Maybe it's a terrible tragedy.
421
00:29:36,423 --> 00:29:39,540
It's just stuff, it's not a tragedy.
422
00:29:39,626 --> 00:29:42,983
You did lose a lot of versatile solutions
for modern living.
423
00:29:43,069 --> 00:29:45,620
Fuck, you're right.
No, I don't smoke.
424
00:29:48,909 --> 00:29:51,825
My insurance is probably
gonna cover it, so...
425
00:29:55,306 --> 00:29:59,421
- What?
- The things you own end up owning you.
426
00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:04,782
But do what you like, man.
427
00:30:06,661 --> 00:30:08,148
Oh, it's late.
428
00:30:08,742 --> 00:30:11,303
- Hey, thanks for the beer.
- Yeah, man.
429
00:30:11,504 --> 00:30:13,307
I should find a hotel.
430
00:30:13,586 --> 00:30:14,861
What?
431
00:30:15,945 --> 00:30:16,942
What?
432
00:30:17,029 --> 00:30:18,505
- A hotel?
- Yeah.
433
00:30:18,908 --> 00:30:21,661
- Just ask, man.
- What are you talking about?
434
00:30:21,747 --> 00:30:25,142
Oh, God. Three pitchers of beer
and you still can't ask.
435
00:30:28,105 --> 00:30:29,026
- What?
- You called me
436
00:30:29,103 --> 00:30:30,944
'cause you need a place to stay.
437
00:30:31,021 --> 00:30:34,387
- Oh, hey. No, no, no.
- Yes, you did. So just ask.
438
00:30:34,464 --> 00:30:36,900
Cut the foreplay and just ask, man.
439
00:30:38,664 --> 00:30:40,746
Would... Would that be a problem?
440
00:30:40,822 --> 00:30:43,028
Is it a problem for you to ask?
441
00:30:43,901 --> 00:30:46,145
- Can I stay at your place?
- Yeah.
442
00:30:47,785 --> 00:30:48,907
Thanks.
443
00:30:53,261 --> 00:30:56,023
- I want you to do me a favor.
- Yeah, sure.
444
00:30:56,263 --> 00:30:58,900
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
445
00:30:59,389 --> 00:31:03,782
- What?
- I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
446
00:31:04,664 --> 00:31:06,707
Let me tell you a little
about Tyler Durden.
447
00:31:07,944 --> 00:31:11,780
Tyler was a night person.
While the rest of us slept, he worked.
448
00:31:11,866 --> 00:31:14,581
He had one part-time job
as a projectionist.
449
00:31:14,667 --> 00:31:18,024
A movie doesn't come all on one big reel.
It comes on a few.
450
00:31:18,110 --> 00:31:21,342
So someone has to switch the projectors
at the exact moment
451
00:31:21,428 --> 00:31:23,826
that one reel ends
and the next one begins.
452
00:31:23,902 --> 00:31:28,669
If you look, you can see little dots come
into the upper right corner of the screen.
453
00:31:28,746 --> 00:31:31,460
In the industry,
we call them cigarette burns.
454
00:31:31,546 --> 00:31:33,186
That's the cue for a changeover.
455
00:31:33,263 --> 00:31:37,866
He flips the projectors, movie keeps
going and the audience has no idea.
456
00:31:38,183 --> 00:31:40,580
Why would anyone want this shit job?
457
00:31:40,666 --> 00:31:43,342
'Cause it affords him
interesting opportunities.
458
00:31:43,429 --> 00:31:46,267
Like splicing a frame of pornography
into family films.
459
00:31:46,344 --> 00:31:48,828
So when the snooty cat
and the courageous dog
460
00:31:48,905 --> 00:31:52,022
with the celebrity voices first meet,
461
00:31:52,108 --> 00:31:55,666
you'll catch a flash
of Tyler's contribution to the film.
462
00:32:02,830 --> 00:32:04,988
Nobody knows
that they saw it but they did.
463
00:32:05,064 --> 00:32:06,983
Nice big cock.
464
00:32:11,941 --> 00:32:14,501
Even a hummingbird
couldn't catch Tyler at work.
465
00:32:19,747 --> 00:32:24,303
Tyler also works sometimes as a banquet
waiter at the luxurious Pressman Hotel.
466
00:32:29,223 --> 00:32:32,781
He was the guerrilla terrorist
of the food service industry.
467
00:32:33,222 --> 00:32:35,303
Do not watch.
I cannot go when you watch.
468
00:32:35,389 --> 00:32:37,144
Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque,
469
00:32:37,221 --> 00:32:39,743
he farted on meringues,
sneezed on endives.
470
00:32:39,830 --> 00:32:42,342
As for the cream of mushroom soup...
471
00:32:42,429 --> 00:32:45,709
- Go ahead, tell 'em.
- You get the idea.
472
00:32:46,102 --> 00:32:49,305
- You just want me to hit you?
- Come on. Do me this one favor.
473
00:32:49,382 --> 00:32:52,508
- Why?
- I don't know. Never been in a fight. You?
474
00:32:52,585 --> 00:32:56,661
- No. But that's a good thing.
- You can't know yourself if you haven't.
475
00:32:56,987 --> 00:32:59,068
I don't wanna die without any scars.
476
00:32:59,145 --> 00:33:03,182
- Come on. Hit me, before I lose my nerve.
- Oh, God. This is crazy.
477
00:33:03,269 --> 00:33:05,148
So go crazy! Let it rip.
478
00:33:05,590 --> 00:33:08,342
- I don't know about this.
- I don't either.
479
00:33:08,428 --> 00:33:11,229
Who gives a shit? No one's watching.
What do you care?
480
00:33:11,305 --> 00:33:13,540
This is crazy. You want me to hit you?
481
00:33:13,626 --> 00:33:15,065
That's right.
482
00:33:15,669 --> 00:33:18,508
- Where? Like in the face?
- Surprise me.
483
00:33:20,829 --> 00:33:22,785
This is so fucking stupid.
484
00:33:33,028 --> 00:33:37,305
Motherfucker!
You hit me in the ear!
485
00:33:37,382 --> 00:33:40,422
- Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.
- Christ!
486
00:33:40,901 --> 00:33:42,100
Why the ear, man?
487
00:33:42,187 --> 00:33:44,546
- I fucked it up.
- No, that was perfect.
488
00:33:56,745 --> 00:33:58,663
No, it's all right.
489
00:33:59,986 --> 00:34:01,741
It really hurts.
490
00:34:02,029 --> 00:34:03,142
Right.
491
00:34:04,350 --> 00:34:08,541
- Hit me again.
- No, you hit me. Come on!
492
00:34:24,787 --> 00:34:27,185
We should do this again sometime.
493
00:34:39,384 --> 00:34:41,427
- Where's your car?
- What car?
494
00:34:52,101 --> 00:34:56,186
I don't know how Tyler found that house,
but he said he'd been there for a year.
495
00:34:56,263 --> 00:34:59,303
It looked like it was
waiting to be torn down.
496
00:34:59,389 --> 00:35:01,662
Most of the windows were boarded up.
497
00:35:01,749 --> 00:35:03,187
There was no lock on the front door
498
00:35:03,264 --> 00:35:06,227
from when the police,
or whoever, kicked it in.
499
00:35:06,429 --> 00:35:08,826
The stairs were ready to collapse.
500
00:35:08,903 --> 00:35:11,627
I didn't know if he owned it
or was squatting.
501
00:35:11,703 --> 00:35:14,101
Neither would have surprised me.
502
00:35:14,427 --> 00:35:15,942
Yep. That's you.
503
00:35:16,748 --> 00:35:19,107
That's me. That's the toilet. Good?
504
00:35:19,184 --> 00:35:20,584
Yeah, thanks.
505
00:35:21,869 --> 00:35:23,423
What a shithole.
506
00:35:24,583 --> 00:35:26,185
Nothing worked.
507
00:35:29,024 --> 00:35:32,668
Turning on one light meant
another light in the house went out.
508
00:35:32,745 --> 00:35:35,900
There were no neighbors.
Just warehouses and a paper mill.
509
00:35:35,986 --> 00:35:39,746
That fart smell of steam.
The hamster-cage smell of wood chips.
510
00:35:41,664 --> 00:35:43,582
Hey. What have we here?
511
00:35:58,227 --> 00:35:59,780
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
512
00:36:11,346 --> 00:36:14,386
Every time it rained,
we had to kill the power.
513
00:36:14,463 --> 00:36:17,781
By the end of the first month,
I didn't miss TV.
514
00:36:18,903 --> 00:36:22,260
I didn't even mind the warm,
stale refrigerator.
515
00:36:34,660 --> 00:36:36,262
Can I be next?
516
00:36:40,424 --> 00:36:41,863
All right, man.
517
00:36:41,949 --> 00:36:43,340
Lose the tie.
518
00:36:47,905 --> 00:36:51,904
At night, Tyler and I were alone
for half a mile in every direction.
519
00:36:57,706 --> 00:37:01,063
Rain trickled down through
the plaster and the light fixtures.
520
00:37:01,149 --> 00:37:03,662
Everything wooden swelled and shrank.
521
00:37:03,748 --> 00:37:06,865
Everywhere were rusted nails
to snag your elbow on.
522
00:37:07,383 --> 00:37:10,461
The previous occupant
had been a bit of a shut-in.
523
00:37:10,548 --> 00:37:12,706
- What are you reading?
- Listen to this.
524
00:37:12,782 --> 00:37:16,101
It's an article written
by an organ in the first person.
525
00:37:16,187 --> 00:37:18,422
I am Jack's medulla oblongata.
526
00:37:18,508 --> 00:37:20,186
Without me, Jack could not regulate
527
00:37:20,263 --> 00:37:22,785
his heart rate,
blood pressure or breathing.
528
00:37:22,862 --> 00:37:24,905
There's a whole series of these.
529
00:37:24,981 --> 00:37:29,144
I am Jill's nipples.
I am Jack's colon.
530
00:37:29,230 --> 00:37:31,704
Yeah. I get cancer. I kill Jack.
531
00:37:35,301 --> 00:37:39,300
After fighting, everything else in life
got the volume turned down.
532
00:37:41,669 --> 00:37:42,580
What?
533
00:37:42,666 --> 00:37:46,502
- You could deal with anything.
- Have you finished those reports?
534
00:37:50,981 --> 00:37:52,746
If you could choose,
who would you fight?
535
00:37:53,590 --> 00:37:55,546
I'd fight my boss, probably.
536
00:37:55,623 --> 00:37:56,745
Really?
537
00:37:57,704 --> 00:38:00,907
- Yeah. Why? Who would you fight?
- I'd fight my dad.
538
00:38:01,224 --> 00:38:02,902
I don't know my dad.
539
00:38:02,988 --> 00:38:06,508
I mean, I know him, but he left
when I was like six years old.
540
00:38:06,585 --> 00:38:09,021
Married this other woman
and had some other kids.
541
00:38:09,107 --> 00:38:10,900
He did this every six years.
542
00:38:10,987 --> 00:38:15,465
- He moves city and starts a new family.
- Fucker's setting up franchises.
543
00:38:17,268 --> 00:38:20,980
My dad never went to college,
so it was real important that I go.
544
00:38:21,066 --> 00:38:22,428
That sounds familiar.
545
00:38:22,505 --> 00:38:26,187
So I graduate. I call him up long distance
and say, Dad, now what?
546
00:38:26,264 --> 00:38:28,345
- He says, get a job.
- Same here.
547
00:38:28,422 --> 00:38:32,901
Now I'm 25. Make my yearly call again.
Dad, now what?
548
00:38:33,102 --> 00:38:35,346
He says, I dunno. Get married.
549
00:38:37,504 --> 00:38:39,307
You can't get married.
550
00:38:39,710 --> 00:38:41,503
I'm a 30-year-old boy.
551
00:38:41,743 --> 00:38:44,706
We're a generation of men
raised by women.
552
00:38:44,783 --> 00:38:48,428
I'm wondering if another woman
is really the answer we need.
553
00:38:53,990 --> 00:38:57,068
Most of the week,
we were Ozzie and Harriet.
554
00:38:58,344 --> 00:39:01,749
But every Saturday night,
we were finding something out.
555
00:39:02,621 --> 00:39:06,026
We were finding out more and more
that we were not alone.
556
00:39:09,709 --> 00:39:13,660
It used to be that when I came home angry
or depressed, I'd just clean my condo.
557
00:39:13,746 --> 00:39:16,067
Polish my Scandinavian furniture.
558
00:39:16,345 --> 00:39:18,580
I should have been
looking for a new condo,
559
00:39:18,666 --> 00:39:21,140
haggling with my insurance company.
560
00:39:21,227 --> 00:39:25,821
I should have been upset about my nice
flaming little shit but I wasn't.
561
00:39:26,147 --> 00:39:29,868
The premise of cybernetting an office
is make things more efficient.
562
00:39:29,944 --> 00:39:33,061
Monday mornings,
all I thought about was next week.
563
00:39:33,148 --> 00:39:35,900
Can I get the icon in cornflower blue?
564
00:39:35,986 --> 00:39:37,425
Absolutely.
565
00:39:37,703 --> 00:39:40,101
Efficiency is priority No. 1, people.
566
00:39:40,427 --> 00:39:42,623
Because waste is a thief.
567
00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:46,824
I showed this to my man here.
You liked it, didn't you?
568
00:39:50,190 --> 00:39:53,345
You can swallow a pint of blood
before you get sick.
569
00:39:54,908 --> 00:39:58,821
It was right in everyone's face.
Tyler and I just made it visible.
570
00:39:58,984 --> 00:40:03,463
It was on the tip of everyone's tongue.
Tyler and I just gave it a name.
571
00:40:14,022 --> 00:40:16,746
Come on, people, you've gotta go home!
572
00:40:37,346 --> 00:40:39,782
Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back.
573
00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:04,026
Every week, Tyler gave the rules
that he and I decided.
574
00:41:04,103 --> 00:41:05,542
Gentlemen!
575
00:41:06,107 --> 00:41:07,987
Welcome to Fight Club.
576
00:41:10,423 --> 00:41:14,269
The first rule of Fight Club is
you do not talk about Fight Club.
577
00:41:14,988 --> 00:41:17,386
The second rule of Fight Club is...
578
00:41:17,549 --> 00:41:20,225
you do not talk about Fight Club!
579
00:41:21,222 --> 00:41:22,584
Third rule of Fight Club...
580
00:41:22,660 --> 00:41:26,027
someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out,
581
00:41:26,103 --> 00:41:27,705
the fight is over.
582
00:41:28,069 --> 00:41:30,582
Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight.
583
00:41:31,263 --> 00:41:33,948
Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas.
584
00:41:35,301 --> 00:41:37,823
Sixth rule, no shirts, no shoes.
585
00:41:38,187 --> 00:41:42,062
Seventh rule, fights will go on
as long as they have to.
586
00:41:44,383 --> 00:41:49,581
And the eighth and final rule, if this is
your first night at Fight Club,
587
00:41:50,588 --> 00:41:51,700
you have to fight.
588
00:41:56,390 --> 00:41:58,068
This kid from work, Ricky,
589
00:41:58,145 --> 00:42:02,269
couldn't remember whether
you ordered pens with blue ink or black.
590
00:42:03,468 --> 00:42:05,309
But Ricky was a god for ten minutes
591
00:42:05,386 --> 00:42:08,867
when he trounced
the maitre d' of a local food court.
592
00:42:10,987 --> 00:42:12,540
Sometimes,
all you could hear were the flat,
593
00:42:12,627 --> 00:42:15,465
hard, packing sounds over the yelling.
594
00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:21,900
Or the wet choke
when someone gasped and sprayed...
595
00:42:21,987 --> 00:42:23,147
Stop!
596
00:42:23,665 --> 00:42:26,226
You weren't alive anywhere
like you were there.
597
00:42:26,302 --> 00:42:31,107
But Fight Club only exists in the hours
between when Fight Club starts and ends.
598
00:42:31,990 --> 00:42:34,262
Even if I could tell someone
they had a good fight,
599
00:42:34,349 --> 00:42:36,622
I wouldn't be talking to the same man.
600
00:42:36,708 --> 00:42:37,984
Who you were in Fight Club
601
00:42:38,070 --> 00:42:40,822
is not who you were
in the rest of the world.
602
00:42:40,909 --> 00:42:45,061
A guy came to Fight Club for the first
time. His ass was a wad of cookie dough.
603
00:42:45,148 --> 00:42:48,264
After a few weeks,
he was carved out of wood.
604
00:42:48,907 --> 00:42:51,707
If you could fight any celebrity,
who would you fight?
605
00:42:51,784 --> 00:42:54,786
- Alive or dead?
- Doesn't matter. Who'd be tough?
606
00:42:55,822 --> 00:42:58,028
Hemingway. You?
607
00:42:59,428 --> 00:43:02,343
Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner.
608
00:43:04,185 --> 00:43:06,860
We all started seeing things differently.
609
00:43:07,541 --> 00:43:10,783
Everywhere we went,
we were sizing things up.
610
00:43:14,667 --> 00:43:17,103
I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms,
611
00:43:17,189 --> 00:43:21,064
trying to look like how Calvin Klein
or Tommy Hilfiger said they should.
612
00:43:21,150 --> 00:43:23,461
Is that what a man looks like?
613
00:43:23,902 --> 00:43:26,501
Ah, self-improvement is masturbation.
614
00:43:26,904 --> 00:43:29,024
Now, self-destruction...
615
00:43:29,100 --> 00:43:30,462
Excuse me.
616
00:44:04,182 --> 00:44:06,666
Fight Club wasn't about winning or losing.
617
00:44:06,743 --> 00:44:08,623
It wasn't about words.
618
00:44:11,145 --> 00:44:15,748
The hysterical shouting was in tongues,
like at a Pentecostal Church.
619
00:44:20,630 --> 00:44:22,346
- Is that it?
- Stop!
620
00:44:22,788 --> 00:44:25,626
When the fight was over,
nothing was solved.
621
00:44:26,029 --> 00:44:27,621
But nothing mattered.
622
00:44:27,707 --> 00:44:28,743
Cool.
623
00:44:31,026 --> 00:44:33,423
Afterwards, we all felt saved.
624
00:44:33,510 --> 00:44:35,821
Hey, man. How about next week?
625
00:44:36,866 --> 00:44:38,708
How about next month?
626
00:44:39,024 --> 00:44:41,988
Irvine, you're in the middle.
New guy, you too.
627
00:44:44,424 --> 00:44:46,265
Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me.
628
00:44:46,342 --> 00:44:48,260
He fell down some stairs.
629
00:44:48,864 --> 00:44:50,868
I fell down some stairs.
630
00:44:52,949 --> 00:44:57,140
Fight Club became the reason to cut
your hair short or trim your fingernails.
631
00:44:57,227 --> 00:44:59,145
OK. Any historical figure.
632
00:45:00,181 --> 00:45:03,700
- I'd fight Gandhi.
- Good answer.
633
00:45:04,621 --> 00:45:06,501
- How about you?
- Lincoln.
634
00:45:06,865 --> 00:45:08,128
Lincoln?
635
00:45:09,023 --> 00:45:12,504
Big guy, big reach.
Skinny guys fight till they're burger.
636
00:45:12,869 --> 00:45:13,904
Fuck!
637
00:45:16,225 --> 00:45:18,863
Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.
638
00:45:27,427 --> 00:45:28,386
Hello?
639
00:45:28,463 --> 00:45:31,186
Where have you been
the last eight weeks?
640
00:45:31,263 --> 00:45:32,462
Marla?
641
00:45:35,703 --> 00:45:38,667
- How did you find me?
- You left a forwarding number.
642
00:45:38,744 --> 00:45:41,429
I haven't seen you at any support groups.
643
00:45:41,544 --> 00:45:44,344
We split 'em up.
That was the idea. Remember?
644
00:45:44,786 --> 00:45:47,500
Yeah, but you haven't been going to yours.
645
00:45:47,701 --> 00:45:49,868
- How do you know?
- I cheated.
646
00:45:51,384 --> 00:45:52,985
I found a new one.
647
00:45:53,263 --> 00:45:55,306
- Really?
- It's for men only.
648
00:45:55,508 --> 00:45:57,023
Like the testicle thing?
649
00:46:01,348 --> 00:46:04,782
- Look, this is a bad time.
- I've been going to Debtors Anonymous.
650
00:46:04,868 --> 00:46:07,707
- Some really fucked-up people.
- I'm on my way out.
651
00:46:07,783 --> 00:46:10,469
Me too. I've got a stomach full of Xanax.
652
00:46:10,824 --> 00:46:14,660
I took what was left of a bottle.
It might have been too much.
653
00:46:14,746 --> 00:46:18,582
Picture Marla Singer throwing herself
around her crummy apartment.
654
00:46:18,668 --> 00:46:22,342
This isn't a for-real suicide.
It's probably a cry for help.
655
00:46:22,907 --> 00:46:24,423
This could go on for hours.
656
00:46:24,509 --> 00:46:28,508
- So you're staying in tonight?
- Do you wanna hear me describe death?
657
00:46:29,381 --> 00:46:33,303
Do you wanna listen
and see if my spirit can use a phone?
658
00:46:35,385 --> 00:46:37,389
Have you ever heard a death rattle before?
659
00:47:02,669 --> 00:47:04,664
Tyler's door was closed.
660
00:47:04,741 --> 00:47:07,781
I'd been here for two months
and his door was never closed.
661
00:47:13,545 --> 00:47:15,866
You won't believe the dream
I had last night.
662
00:47:15,942 --> 00:47:18,867
I can hardly believe
anything from last night.
663
00:47:28,429 --> 00:47:30,309
What are you doing here?
664
00:47:34,030 --> 00:47:35,421
- What?
- This is my house.
665
00:47:35,507 --> 00:47:37,425
What are you doing here?
666
00:47:39,468 --> 00:47:40,705
Fuck you!
667
00:47:55,263 --> 00:47:58,227
Oh, you've got some fucked-up friends!
668
00:47:59,425 --> 00:48:02,024
Limber though. Silly cooze.
669
00:48:03,981 --> 00:48:07,740
I come in last night. Phone's off the hook.
Guess who's on the other end.
670
00:48:07,827 --> 00:48:10,224
I knew the story before he told me.
671
00:48:13,542 --> 00:48:16,544
Have you ever heard
a death rattle before?
672
00:48:16,621 --> 00:48:19,460
Do you think it'll live up to its name?
673
00:48:19,546 --> 00:48:22,308
Or will it just be a death hairball?
674
00:48:25,463 --> 00:48:28,782
Prepare to evacuate soul.
675
00:48:29,386 --> 00:48:33,864
Ten, nine, eight...
676
00:48:34,028 --> 00:48:37,068
How could Tyler, of all people,
think it was a bad thing
677
00:48:37,144 --> 00:48:39,628
that Marla Singer was about to die?
678
00:48:40,069 --> 00:48:44,587
Five, four, three...
679
00:48:44,865 --> 00:48:46,227
Hang on.
680
00:48:51,070 --> 00:48:53,064
You got here fast.
681
00:48:55,462 --> 00:48:56,949
Did I call you?
682
00:49:07,306 --> 00:49:10,308
The mattress is all sealed
in slippery plastic.
683
00:49:12,821 --> 00:49:15,381
Don't worry. It's not a threat to you.
684
00:49:18,623 --> 00:49:22,143
Oh, fuck! Somebody called the cops.
685
00:49:33,785 --> 00:49:36,586
- Hey, where's 513?
- End of the hall.
686
00:49:37,948 --> 00:49:41,304
The girl who lives there
used to be a charming, lovely girl.
687
00:49:41,381 --> 00:49:43,424
She has lost faith in herself.
688
00:49:43,500 --> 00:49:46,147
- Miss Singer, let us help you!
- She's a monster!
689
00:49:46,224 --> 00:49:50,262
- You have every reason to live.
- She's infectious human waste!
690
00:49:50,348 --> 00:49:53,148
- Miss Singer!
- Good luck trying to save her!
691
00:49:59,305 --> 00:50:02,662
If I fall asleep, I'm done for.
692
00:50:04,302 --> 00:50:06,661
You're gonna have to keep me up...
693
00:50:07,141 --> 00:50:08,742
all night.
694
00:50:09,145 --> 00:50:10,987
Un-fucking-believable.
695
00:50:11,466 --> 00:50:13,221
He was obviously able to handle it.
696
00:50:13,307 --> 00:50:16,549
- You know what I mean. You fucked her.
- No, I didn't.
697
00:50:18,026 --> 00:50:19,301
- Never?
- No.
698
00:50:20,989 --> 00:50:24,145
- You're not into her, are you?
- No! God, not at all.
699
00:50:24,509 --> 00:50:26,581
I am Jack's raging bile duct.
700
00:50:26,667 --> 00:50:30,100
- Are you sure? You can tell me.
- Believe me, I'm sure.
701
00:50:30,187 --> 00:50:31,385
Put a gun to my head
702
00:50:31,462 --> 00:50:33,620
- and spray my brains.
- That's good.
703
00:50:33,706 --> 00:50:36,785
She's a predator posing as a house pet.
Stay away.
704
00:50:39,624 --> 00:50:42,261
The shit that came out of
this woman's mouth, I had never heard!
705
00:50:42,347 --> 00:50:43,460
My God.
706
00:50:43,824 --> 00:50:46,989
I haven't been fucked like that
since grade school.
707
00:50:47,529 --> 00:50:49,828
How could Tyler not go for that?
708
00:50:49,904 --> 00:50:53,108
The other night, he was splicing
sex organs into Cinderella.
709
00:50:53,184 --> 00:50:55,429
Marla doesn't need a lover,
just a caseworker.
710
00:50:55,505 --> 00:50:58,507
And a wash.
This isn't love, it's sport fucking.
711
00:50:58,948 --> 00:51:01,825
She invaded my support groups
and now my home.
712
00:51:01,902 --> 00:51:03,580
Hey, hey. Sit down.
713
00:51:07,867 --> 00:51:11,588
- I can't have you talking to her about me.
- Why would I talk to her?
714
00:51:11,665 --> 00:51:13,382
You say anything about me
or what goes on
715
00:51:13,468 --> 00:51:16,623
in this house to her or anybody,
we're done.
716
00:51:17,429 --> 00:51:19,146
- Now promise me.
- OK.
717
00:51:19,625 --> 00:51:21,140
- You promise?
- I promise.
718
00:51:21,227 --> 00:51:23,941
- Promise.
- I just said, I promise! What...
719
00:51:24,027 --> 00:51:26,262
That's three times you promised.
720
00:51:27,422 --> 00:51:31,421
If only I had wasted a couple of minutes
and gone to watch Marla Singer die,
721
00:51:31,508 --> 00:51:33,704
none of this would've happened.
722
00:51:37,904 --> 00:51:40,149
Yes! Oh, harder, harder!
723
00:51:47,869 --> 00:51:50,382
I could have moved to another room.
724
00:51:50,468 --> 00:51:54,189
On the third floor
where I might not have heard them.
725
00:51:54,745 --> 00:51:56,145
But I didn't.
726
00:52:19,546 --> 00:52:22,423
- What are you doing?
- Just going to bed.
727
00:52:23,986 --> 00:52:26,585
You wanna finish her off?
728
00:52:27,986 --> 00:52:30,901
- No. No, thank you.
- I found a cigarette.
729
00:52:32,464 --> 00:52:34,382
- Who were you talking to?
- Shut up.
730
00:52:35,629 --> 00:52:38,660
I became the calm
little center of the world.
731
00:52:38,746 --> 00:52:40,501
I was the Zen master.
732
00:52:45,584 --> 00:52:47,627
I wrote little haiku poems.
733
00:52:48,269 --> 00:52:50,389
I emailed them to everyone.
734
00:52:51,261 --> 00:52:52,901
Is that your blood?
735
00:52:54,983 --> 00:52:56,143
Some of it, yeah.
736
00:52:56,229 --> 00:52:57,620
You can't smoke in here.
737
00:52:59,902 --> 00:53:03,384
Take the rest of the day off.
Come back Monday with clean clothes.
738
00:53:03,460 --> 00:53:05,187
Get yourself together.
739
00:53:05,263 --> 00:53:09,982
I got right in everyone's hostile face.
Yes, these are bruises from fighting.
740
00:53:10,222 --> 00:53:13,703
Yes, I'm comfortable with that.
I am enlightened.
741
00:53:16,187 --> 00:53:20,426
You give up the condo life and
all your flaming worldly possessions,
742
00:53:20,829 --> 00:53:24,463
go live in a dilapidated house
in a toxic-waste part of town,
743
00:53:24,550 --> 00:53:26,660
and you have to come home to this.
744
00:53:37,948 --> 00:53:38,907
Hello?
745
00:53:38,983 --> 00:53:41,947
This is Detective Stern
with the Arson Unit.
746
00:53:42,465 --> 00:53:46,262
We have new information about
the incident at your former condo.
747
00:53:46,349 --> 00:53:48,065
- Yes?
- I don't know if you're aware,
748
00:53:48,142 --> 00:53:52,026
but someone sprayed Freon
into your front-door lock.
749
00:53:52,103 --> 00:53:54,903
They used a chisel to shatter the cylinder.
750
00:53:54,990 --> 00:53:58,260
- No, I wasn't aware of that.
- I am Jack's cold sweat.
751
00:53:58,663 --> 00:54:02,509
- Does this sound strange to you?
- Yes, sir. Very strange.
752
00:54:03,027 --> 00:54:04,503
- The dynamite...
- Dynamite?
753
00:54:04,590 --> 00:54:08,464
left a residue of ammonium
oxalate potassium perchloride.
754
00:54:08,982 --> 00:54:12,224
- Do you know what this means?
- No. What does it mean?
755
00:54:12,425 --> 00:54:14,343
It means it was home-made.
756
00:54:15,101 --> 00:54:17,901
I'm sorry. This is just coming
as quite a shock to me, sir.
757
00:54:17,988 --> 00:54:20,826
Whoever set this dynamite
could have blown out
758
00:54:20,903 --> 00:54:23,703
your pilot light days before
the explosion.
759
00:54:23,790 --> 00:54:26,504
- The gas was just a detonator.
- Who'd do such a thing?
760
00:54:26,581 --> 00:54:28,901
- I'll ask the questions.
- Tell him.
761
00:54:29,381 --> 00:54:33,064
The liberator who destroyed my property
realigned my perceptions.
762
00:54:33,150 --> 00:54:34,541
Excuse me. Are you there?
763
00:54:34,627 --> 00:54:37,984
Yes, it's hard to know
what to make of this.
764
00:54:38,070 --> 00:54:40,026
Have you recently made enemies
765
00:54:40,103 --> 00:54:42,223
who might have access
to home-made dynamite?
766
00:54:42,309 --> 00:54:44,783
- Enemies?
- I reject civilization,
767
00:54:44,869 --> 00:54:46,788
especially material possessions.
768
00:54:46,864 --> 00:54:49,387
- Son, this is serious.
- Yes, I know it's serious.
769
00:54:49,463 --> 00:54:52,187
- I mean that.
- Yes, it's very serious.
770
00:54:52,264 --> 00:54:57,826
Look, nobody takes this more seriously
than me. That condo was my life. OK?
771
00:54:58,344 --> 00:55:00,943
I loved every stick of
furniture in that place.
772
00:55:01,029 --> 00:55:04,108
That was not just a bunch of stuff
that got destroyed.
773
00:55:04,185 --> 00:55:06,582
- It was me!
- I thank the Academy.
774
00:55:06,668 --> 00:55:10,744
- Is this not a good time for you?
- Just tell him you fucking did it!
775
00:55:10,984 --> 00:55:14,907
Tell him you blew it all up!
That's what he wants to hear.
776
00:55:14,983 --> 00:55:18,704
- Are you still there?
- Wait. Are you saying that I'm a suspect?
777
00:55:18,781 --> 00:55:23,260
No. I may need to talk to you, so you
let me know if you're gonna leave town.
778
00:55:24,027 --> 00:55:25,389
- OK?
- OK.
779
00:55:28,861 --> 00:55:29,944
Except for their humping,
780
00:55:30,021 --> 00:55:32,745
Tyler and Marla were never
in the same room.
781
00:55:32,822 --> 00:55:35,382
My parents pulled
this exact same act for years.
782
00:55:35,468 --> 00:55:38,700
The condom is the glass slipper
of our generation.
783
00:55:39,621 --> 00:55:42,345
You slip one on when you meet a stranger.
784
00:55:42,508 --> 00:55:46,066
You dance all night,
then you throw it away.
785
00:55:47,025 --> 00:55:49,662
The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
786
00:55:50,986 --> 00:55:52,022
What?
787
00:55:56,663 --> 00:55:59,387
I got this dress at a thrift store for $1.
788
00:55:59,464 --> 00:56:01,180
It was worth every penny.
789
00:56:01,267 --> 00:56:03,223
It's a bridesmaid's dress.
790
00:56:05,189 --> 00:56:08,987
Someone loved it intensely for one day,
791
00:56:10,147 --> 00:56:11,663
then tossed it.
792
00:56:13,226 --> 00:56:14,981
Like a Christmas tree.
793
00:56:15,508 --> 00:56:16,985
So special.
794
00:56:18,223 --> 00:56:20,102
Then... bam!
795
00:56:20,946 --> 00:56:23,066
It's on the side of the road.
796
00:56:23,584 --> 00:56:25,626
Tinsel still clinging to it.
797
00:56:27,506 --> 00:56:34,028
Like a sex-crime victim, underwear
inside out, bound with electrical tape.
798
00:56:34,507 --> 00:56:36,425
Well, then it suits you.
799
00:56:36,905 --> 00:56:38,947
You can borrow it sometime.
800
00:56:45,862 --> 00:56:47,301
Get rid of her.
801
00:56:48,106 --> 00:56:50,581
- What? You get rid of her!
- Don't mention me.
802
00:56:50,667 --> 00:56:54,704
I am six years old again,
passing messages between parents.
803
00:56:57,946 --> 00:57:00,583
- It's time you left.
- Don't worry, I'm leaving.
804
00:57:00,670 --> 00:57:05,340
- Not that we don't love your visits.
- You are such a nutcase. I can't keep up.
805
00:57:07,066 --> 00:57:09,464
Gotta get off.
806
00:57:09,541 --> 00:57:10,500
Thanks. Bye.
807
00:57:10,586 --> 00:57:15,621
Gotta get off of this merry-go-round.
808
00:57:17,424 --> 00:57:21,864
Gonna get, need to get, gotta get...
809
00:57:25,384 --> 00:57:26,583
You kids!
810
00:57:27,983 --> 00:57:30,582
Why do you still waste time with her?
811
00:57:31,944 --> 00:57:34,946
I'll say this about Marla.
At least she's trying to hit bottom.
812
00:57:35,023 --> 00:57:36,384
And I'm not?
813
00:57:36,701 --> 00:57:40,268
Sticking feathers up your butt
does not make you a chicken.
814
00:57:40,585 --> 00:57:42,388
What are we doing tonight?
815
00:57:42,465 --> 00:57:44,421
Tonight we make soap.
816
00:57:45,505 --> 00:57:48,622
- Really?
- To make soap, first we render fat.
817
00:58:08,109 --> 00:58:09,462
The salt balance has to be just right,
818
00:58:09,548 --> 00:58:12,502
so the best fat for soap
comes from humans.
819
00:58:13,221 --> 00:58:16,261
- Wait. What is this place?
- A liposuction clinic.
820
00:58:23,828 --> 00:58:25,506
Aha! Pay dirt!
821
00:58:26,341 --> 00:58:30,024
Richest, creamiest fat in the world.
The fat of the land!
822
00:58:35,461 --> 00:58:38,185
No! Don't pull it.
823
00:58:42,702 --> 00:58:45,023
- Oh, God!
- Give me another one.
824
00:58:52,062 --> 00:58:56,301
As the fat renders, the tallows float
to the surface. Like in Boy Scouts.
825
00:58:56,666 --> 00:59:00,109
- It's hard to imagine you as a Boy Scout.
- Keep stirring.
826
00:59:02,382 --> 00:59:05,786
Once the tallow hardens,
you skim off a layer of glycerin.
827
00:59:05,863 --> 00:59:08,021
Add nitric acid, you got nitroglycerin.
828
00:59:08,107 --> 00:59:12,145
If you then add sodium nitrate
and sawdust, you got dynamite.
829
00:59:13,104 --> 00:59:15,741
With enough soap,
one could blow up anything.
830
00:59:15,827 --> 00:59:18,388
Tyler was full of useful information.
831
00:59:18,465 --> 00:59:21,908
Ancient peoples found clothes got cleaner
when washed in one part of the river.
832
00:59:21,984 --> 00:59:23,260
- You know why?
- No.
833
00:59:27,221 --> 00:59:29,944
Humans were once sacrificed
on the hills above.
834
00:59:30,021 --> 00:59:33,589
Bodies burned, water seeped
through the ashes to create lye.
835
00:59:34,107 --> 00:59:36,025
This is lye. The crucial ingredient.
836
00:59:36,101 --> 00:59:40,465
Once it mixed with the melted body fat,
a soapy discharge crept into the river.
837
00:59:40,542 --> 00:59:42,748
May I see your hand, please?
838
00:59:49,509 --> 00:59:50,784
What is this?
839
00:59:50,861 --> 00:59:53,546
This is a chemical burn.
840
00:59:53,623 --> 00:59:56,826
It'll hurt more than you've ever
been burned and leave a scar.
841
00:59:56,903 --> 00:59:59,301
If meditation worked for cancer,
it could work for this.
842
00:59:59,943 --> 01:00:02,264
- Don't shut the pain out.
- Oh, God!
843
01:00:04,182 --> 01:00:06,062
The first soap was made
from heroes' ashes,
844
01:00:06,148 --> 01:00:07,865
like the first monkey shot into space.
845
01:00:07,942 --> 01:00:10,943
Without pain or sacrifice,
we would have nothing.
846
01:00:11,030 --> 01:00:13,667
I tried not to think
of the words searing or flesh.
847
01:00:13,744 --> 01:00:16,544
Stop it! This is your pain,
this is your burning hand.
848
01:00:16,621 --> 01:00:19,584
I'm going to my cave
to find my power animal.
849
01:00:19,661 --> 01:00:23,181
No! Don't deal with this
the way those dead people do! Come on!
850
01:00:23,267 --> 01:00:24,226
- I get the point!
- No!
851
01:00:24,303 --> 01:00:26,509
You're feeling premature enlightenment.
852
01:00:30,824 --> 01:00:33,500
It's the greatest moment of your life,
and you're missing it!
853
01:00:33,586 --> 01:00:35,063
I am not...
854
01:00:35,629 --> 01:00:38,420
Shut up! Our fathers
were our models for God.
855
01:00:38,506 --> 01:00:41,268
If our fathers bailed,
what does that tell you about God?
856
01:00:42,668 --> 01:00:47,780
Listen to me. You have to consider
the possibility that God does not like you.
857
01:00:47,905 --> 01:00:51,386
He never wanted you.
In all probability, he hates you.
858
01:00:51,463 --> 01:00:54,743
This is not the worst thing
that can happen. We don't need him!
859
01:00:54,829 --> 01:00:57,860
- I agree!
- Fuck damnation, fuck redemption.
860
01:00:57,946 --> 01:01:00,344
We are God's unwanted children? So be it!
861
01:01:00,430 --> 01:01:04,228
- I'm getting water!
- You can use water and make it worse or...
862
01:01:04,304 --> 01:01:05,781
Look at me!
863
01:01:05,868 --> 01:01:08,860
- Or use vinegar to neutralize the burn.
- Please let me have it, please!
864
01:01:08,946 --> 01:01:11,104
First, you have to give up.
865
01:01:11,468 --> 01:01:13,866
First, you have to know, not fear,
866
01:01:14,106 --> 01:01:16,868
know that someday, you're gonna die.
867
01:01:16,945 --> 01:01:19,141
You don't know how this feels!
868
01:01:23,821 --> 01:01:27,705
It's only after we've lost everything
that we're free to do anything.
869
01:01:28,424 --> 01:01:29,460
OK.
870
01:01:44,421 --> 01:01:47,902
Congratulations.
You're one step closer to hitting bottom.
871
01:01:50,904 --> 01:01:54,424
Tyler sold his soap to department stores
at $20 a bar.
872
01:01:54,501 --> 01:01:55,949
God knows what they charged.
873
01:01:56,026 --> 01:01:59,708
- This is the best soap.
- Why, thank you, Susan.
874
01:02:00,101 --> 01:02:01,588
It was beautiful.
875
01:02:01,665 --> 01:02:05,223
We were selling rich women
their own fat asses back to them.
876
01:02:06,709 --> 01:02:08,666
He was wearing his yellow tie.
877
01:02:08,742 --> 01:02:10,862
I didn't even wear a tie to work anymore.
878
01:02:10,987 --> 01:02:14,583
The first rule of Fight Club
is don't talk about Fight Club?
879
01:02:14,669 --> 01:02:17,825
I'm half-asleep again.
I must have left it in the copy machine.
880
01:02:17,901 --> 01:02:20,308
The second rule... Is this yours?
881
01:02:22,188 --> 01:02:25,142
Pretend you're me.
Make a managerial decision.
882
01:02:25,228 --> 01:02:27,540
You find this. What would you do?
883
01:02:32,306 --> 01:02:34,147
Well, I gotta tell you,
884
01:02:34,301 --> 01:02:37,466
I'd be very, very careful
who you talk to about that.
885
01:02:37,542 --> 01:02:40,861
Because the person who wrote that
is dangerous.
886
01:02:40,947 --> 01:02:45,224
And this button-down,
Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap
887
01:02:45,301 --> 01:02:48,063
and then stalk from office to office
888
01:02:48,149 --> 01:02:53,347
with an Armalite AR10 carbine
gas-powered semiautomatic weapon,
889
01:02:53,424 --> 01:02:56,905
pumping round after round
into colleagues and co-workers.
890
01:02:58,507 --> 01:03:01,346
This might be someone
you've known for years.
891
01:03:01,423 --> 01:03:04,549
Someone very, very close to you.
892
01:03:05,345 --> 01:03:08,107
Tyler's words coming out of my mouth.
893
01:03:09,306 --> 01:03:11,147
And I used to be such a nice guy.
894
01:03:11,224 --> 01:03:14,465
Or maybe you shouldn't bring me
every piece of trash you pick up.
895
01:03:18,024 --> 01:03:20,747
- Compliance and Liability.
- My tit's gonna rot off.
896
01:03:22,982 --> 01:03:25,581
Will you excuse me? I need to take this.
897
01:03:30,942 --> 01:03:31,949
What do you mean?
898
01:03:32,026 --> 01:03:34,903
I need you to check
for a lump in my breast.
899
01:03:34,989 --> 01:03:38,662
- Go to a hospital.
- I can't afford to waste money on a doctor.
900
01:03:39,343 --> 01:03:41,549
I don't know about this, Marla.
901
01:03:41,702 --> 01:03:43,064
Please?
902
01:03:43,141 --> 01:03:46,181
She didn't call Tyler.
I'm neutral in her book.
903
01:03:48,550 --> 01:03:52,463
That's nice. Taking food to
Mrs. Haniver and Mrs. Raines.
904
01:03:52,702 --> 01:03:54,429
Where are they, exactly?
905
01:03:54,505 --> 01:03:58,907
Tragically, they're dead.
I'm alive and I'm in poverty. Want any?
906
01:03:58,984 --> 01:04:00,749
- No, no.
- I got one for you.
907
01:04:00,826 --> 01:04:02,667
Thanks for the thought.
908
01:04:03,942 --> 01:04:05,985
What happened to your hand?
909
01:04:06,465 --> 01:04:07,788
Oh, nothing.
910
01:04:09,188 --> 01:04:10,742
Right there?
911
01:04:11,624 --> 01:04:13,945
- Feel anything?
- No.
912
01:04:14,070 --> 01:04:15,624
Well, make sure.
913
01:04:16,947 --> 01:04:19,949
- OK, I'm pretty sure.
- You feel nothing?
914
01:04:21,061 --> 01:04:22,423
No, nothing.
915
01:04:24,101 --> 01:04:26,509
Well, that's a relief. Thank you.
916
01:04:28,187 --> 01:04:31,227
- No problem.
- I wish I could return the favor.
917
01:04:31,304 --> 01:04:33,586
Breast cancer doesn't run in my family.
918
01:04:33,663 --> 01:04:36,300
- I could check your prostate.
- I think I'm OK.
919
01:04:37,221 --> 01:04:38,986
Well, thanks anyway.
920
01:04:43,666 --> 01:04:45,948
- Are we done?
- Yeah, we're done.
921
01:04:46,025 --> 01:04:48,145
See you around.
922
01:05:04,583 --> 01:05:06,462
Cornelius?
923
01:05:06,549 --> 01:05:09,023
Cornelius!
924
01:05:09,109 --> 01:05:11,382
It's me! Bob!
925
01:05:11,468 --> 01:05:12,907
Hey, Bob.
926
01:05:16,705 --> 01:05:19,707
- We all thought you were dead.
- No, no. Still here.
927
01:05:19,783 --> 01:05:21,625
How are you, Bob?
928
01:05:21,701 --> 01:05:23,341
Better than I've ever
been in my whole life.
929
01:05:23,428 --> 01:05:26,228
Really? Still Remaining Men Together?
930
01:05:26,343 --> 01:05:28,300
No, no.
I got something so much better now.
931
01:05:28,386 --> 01:05:31,023
Really, what is it?
932
01:05:31,110 --> 01:05:32,903
Well...
933
01:05:32,989 --> 01:05:36,624
The first rule is,
I'm not supposed to talk about it.
934
01:05:37,785 --> 01:05:39,261
And the second rule is...
935
01:05:39,348 --> 01:05:40,940
I'm not supposed to talk about it.
936
01:05:41,026 --> 01:05:44,546
- And the third rule is...
- Bob, Bob. I'm a member.
937
01:05:45,390 --> 01:05:47,308
Look at my face, Bob.
938
01:05:49,226 --> 01:05:51,422
That's fucking great.
939
01:05:51,508 --> 01:05:54,625
- I've never seen you there.
- I go Tuesdays and Thursdays.
940
01:05:55,623 --> 01:05:58,663
- I go Saturday.
- Congratulations.
941
01:05:59,421 --> 01:06:01,147
Yeah, hey, to both of us, right?
942
01:06:01,224 --> 01:06:04,149
Have you heard about the guy
that invented it?
943
01:06:04,225 --> 01:06:06,824
- Yeah, actually...
- I hear all kinds of things.
944
01:06:06,901 --> 01:06:10,948
Supposedly, he was born
in a mental institution
945
01:06:11,025 --> 01:06:14,583
and he sleeps only one hour a night.
946
01:06:14,669 --> 01:06:16,667
He's a great man.
947
01:06:17,546 --> 01:06:19,781
Do you know about Tyler Durden?
948
01:06:43,949 --> 01:06:45,982
I didn't hurt you, did I?
949
01:06:46,068 --> 01:06:48,504
Actually, you did.
950
01:06:48,581 --> 01:06:52,024
Thank you for this.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
951
01:06:52,101 --> 01:06:54,460
Fight Club.
952
01:06:54,546 --> 01:06:56,186
This was mine and Tyler's gift.
953
01:06:56,905 --> 01:06:58,584
Our gift to the world.
954
01:06:58,660 --> 01:07:02,027
I look around, I look around,
I see a lot of new faces.
955
01:07:03,868 --> 01:07:05,585
Shut up!
956
01:07:06,505 --> 01:07:11,147
Which means a lot of people have been
breaking the first two rules of Fight Club.
957
01:07:18,225 --> 01:07:22,742
I see in Fight Club the strongest
and smartest men who've ever lived.
958
01:07:22,828 --> 01:07:25,782
I see all this potential.
And I see it squandered.
959
01:07:27,863 --> 01:07:31,066
Goddamn it,
an entire generation pumping gas.
960
01:07:31,143 --> 01:07:32,860
Waiting tables.
961
01:07:32,946 --> 01:07:35,267
Slaves with white collars.
962
01:07:37,387 --> 01:07:40,187
Advertising has us chasing
cars and clothes.
963
01:07:40,264 --> 01:07:43,582
Working jobs we hate
so we can buy shit we don't need.
964
01:07:47,150 --> 01:07:51,302
We're the middle children of history, men.
No purpose or place.
965
01:07:52,108 --> 01:07:54,103
We have no Great War.
966
01:07:54,189 --> 01:07:56,107
No Great Depression.
967
01:07:57,747 --> 01:08:00,547
Our great war is a spiritual war.
968
01:08:00,624 --> 01:08:03,185
Our great depression is our lives.
969
01:08:07,462 --> 01:08:10,665
We've all been raised on TV to believe
that one day we'd be millionaires
970
01:08:10,742 --> 01:08:13,025
and movie gods and rock stars.
971
01:08:13,101 --> 01:08:14,943
But we won't.
972
01:08:15,029 --> 01:08:17,868
We're slowly learning that fact.
973
01:08:17,944 --> 01:08:20,745
And we're very, very pissed off.
974
01:08:20,822 --> 01:08:22,740
Yeah!
975
01:08:25,224 --> 01:08:28,024
First rule of Fight Club is, do not talk...
976
01:08:34,143 --> 01:08:36,022
Who are you?
977
01:08:36,109 --> 01:08:38,583
- Who am I?
- Yeah.
978
01:08:39,782 --> 01:08:43,148
There's a sign on the front
that says Lou's Tavern.
979
01:08:43,225 --> 01:08:47,387
I'm fucking Lou. Who the fuck are you?
980
01:08:47,464 --> 01:08:48,989
Tyler Durden.
981
01:08:51,904 --> 01:08:54,704
Who told you motherfuckers
you could use my place?
982
01:08:54,781 --> 01:08:57,668
We have a deal worked out with Irvine.
983
01:08:57,745 --> 01:09:02,060
Irvine's at home with a broken collarbone.
He don't own this place. I do.
984
01:09:04,822 --> 01:09:07,623
- How much money does he get?
- There is no money.
985
01:09:07,709 --> 01:09:09,387
- Really?
- Free to all.
986
01:09:09,464 --> 01:09:12,504
- Ain't that something.
- It is actually.
987
01:09:12,581 --> 01:09:14,547
Look, stupid fuck!
988
01:09:14,624 --> 01:09:19,429
- I want everybody out of here right now.
- Hey! You should join our club.
989
01:09:20,503 --> 01:09:23,620
- Did you hear what I just said?
- You and your friend.
990
01:09:26,784 --> 01:09:28,261
You hear me now?
991
01:09:29,863 --> 01:09:31,781
No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou.
992
01:09:38,226 --> 01:09:40,901
Still not getting it.
993
01:09:40,988 --> 01:09:42,628
OK, OK, I got it.
994
01:09:42,704 --> 01:09:45,064
I got it, I got it. Shit, I lost it.
995
01:09:46,502 --> 01:09:48,545
Back! All of you!
996
01:09:49,466 --> 01:09:51,384
Everybody back!
997
01:09:58,701 --> 01:10:00,025
Ah, Lou!
998
01:10:01,108 --> 01:10:04,666
Come on, man! We really like this place.
999
01:10:13,701 --> 01:10:16,185
- That's right, Lou. Get it out.
- Shut the fuck up.
1000
01:10:16,261 --> 01:10:17,786
Oh, yeah!
1001
01:10:22,188 --> 01:10:24,145
That's fucking funny?
1002
01:10:33,102 --> 01:10:35,701
Fucking guy's a loony, I'm telling you.
1003
01:10:36,746 --> 01:10:38,348
Unbelievable.
1004
01:10:42,664 --> 01:10:44,946
- You don't know where I've been, Lou.
- Oh, my God!
1005
01:10:46,068 --> 01:10:48,341
You don't know where I've been!
1006
01:10:51,468 --> 01:10:54,268
Please let us keep it, Lou! Please, Lou!
1007
01:10:54,345 --> 01:10:59,140
- Fucking use the basement! Christ!
- I want your word, Lou! I want your word!
1008
01:10:59,226 --> 01:11:00,905
On my mother's eyes.
1009
01:11:10,188 --> 01:11:11,502
Thanks, Lou.
1010
01:11:13,785 --> 01:11:15,463
You too, big guy.
1011
01:11:19,347 --> 01:11:21,227
We'll see you next week.
1012
01:11:36,264 --> 01:11:39,746
This week, each one of you
has a homework assignment.
1013
01:11:41,021 --> 01:11:45,107
You're gonna go out. You're gonna
start a fight with a total stranger.
1014
01:11:47,629 --> 01:11:49,662
You're gonna start a fight,
1015
01:11:50,228 --> 01:11:52,022
and you're gonna lose.
1016
01:11:54,668 --> 01:11:56,702
Excellent choice, sir.
1017
01:11:58,025 --> 01:12:00,624
Hey! Watch out, jackass! Come on!
1018
01:12:00,902 --> 01:12:03,223
Now, this is not as easy as it sounds.
1019
01:12:06,589 --> 01:12:08,383
What... Son of a bitch!
1020
01:12:08,661 --> 01:12:12,948
Most people, normal people,
do just about anything to avoid a fight.
1021
01:12:14,588 --> 01:12:16,026
Excuse me!
1022
01:12:16,103 --> 01:12:18,261
You sprayed me with your hose.
1023
01:12:18,347 --> 01:12:19,786
That's not necessary.
1024
01:12:19,862 --> 01:12:21,464
Jay! Go call 911!
1025
01:12:24,188 --> 01:12:25,300
Put the hose down.
1026
01:12:26,029 --> 01:12:27,784
Stop it! Stop it!
1027
01:12:30,949 --> 01:12:32,148
Sorry.
1028
01:12:39,628 --> 01:12:40,664
You bastard!
1029
01:12:46,668 --> 01:12:48,221
We need to talk.
1030
01:12:50,830 --> 01:12:51,942
OK.
1031
01:12:53,822 --> 01:12:54,983
Where to begin?
1032
01:12:55,146 --> 01:12:57,620
With your constant absenteeism?
1033
01:12:57,706 --> 01:13:00,468
With your unpresentable appearance?
1034
01:13:00,583 --> 01:13:05,100
- You're up for review.
- I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
1035
01:13:05,187 --> 01:13:07,066
- What?
- Let's pretend.
1036
01:13:07,143 --> 01:13:09,905
You're the Department
of Transportation, OK?
1037
01:13:10,509 --> 01:13:15,381
Someone informs you that this company
installs front-seat mounting brackets
1038
01:13:15,506 --> 01:13:17,549
that never pass collision tests,
1039
01:13:17,626 --> 01:13:20,666
brake linings that fail after 1,000 miles,
1040
01:13:20,742 --> 01:13:24,425
and fuel injectors
that explode and burn people alive.
1041
01:13:25,864 --> 01:13:27,149
What then?
1042
01:13:27,743 --> 01:13:29,988
- Are you threatening me?
- No...
1043
01:13:30,064 --> 01:13:33,267
- Get the fuck out of here. You're fired!
- I have a better solution.
1044
01:13:33,709 --> 01:13:36,624
Keep me on the payroll
as an outside consultant
1045
01:13:37,142 --> 01:13:38,581
and, in exchange for my salary,
1046
01:13:38,667 --> 01:13:42,388
my job will be never to tell people
these things that I know.
1047
01:13:43,261 --> 01:13:47,701
I don't even have to come into the office.
I can do this job from home.
1048
01:13:47,787 --> 01:13:51,863
Who... Who the fuck do you think you are,
you crazy little shit?
1049
01:13:56,390 --> 01:14:00,025
- Security!
- I am Jack's smirking revenge.
1050
01:14:09,021 --> 01:14:10,824
What the hell are you doing?
1051
01:14:19,503 --> 01:14:20,826
That hurt.
1052
01:14:23,349 --> 01:14:25,382
Why would you do that?
1053
01:14:25,583 --> 01:14:28,105
Oh, my God! No! Please stop!
1054
01:14:38,185 --> 01:14:39,940
What are you doing?
1055
01:14:40,429 --> 01:14:42,386
Oh, God, no! Please! No!
1056
01:14:42,501 --> 01:14:45,905
For some reason,
I thought of my first fight, with Tyler.
1057
01:14:46,222 --> 01:14:47,344
No!
1058
01:15:11,387 --> 01:15:15,827
Under and behind and inside
everything this man took for granted,
1059
01:15:15,904 --> 01:15:18,666
something horrible had been growing.
1060
01:15:19,146 --> 01:15:22,502
Look. Just give me the paychecks,
like I asked,
1061
01:15:22,589 --> 01:15:24,785
and you won't ever see me again.
1062
01:15:24,909 --> 01:15:28,065
And right then,
at our most excellent moment together...
1063
01:15:31,508 --> 01:15:33,944
Thank God! Please don't hit me again.
1064
01:15:34,183 --> 01:15:36,380
Telephone, computer, fax machine,
1065
01:15:36,466 --> 01:15:40,503
52 weekly paychecks
and 48 airline flight coupons.
1066
01:15:40,590 --> 01:15:42,987
We now had corporate sponsorship.
1067
01:15:43,064 --> 01:15:46,507
This is how Tyler and I were able to have
Fight Club every night of the week.
1068
01:15:49,307 --> 01:15:53,383
Now, nobody was the center of Fight Club
except the two men fighting.
1069
01:15:54,227 --> 01:15:57,267
The leader walked through the crowd,
out in the darkness.
1070
01:15:58,984 --> 01:16:02,302
Tyler was now involved in a lawsuit
with the Pressman Hotel
1071
01:16:02,389 --> 01:16:04,345
over the urine content of their soup.
1072
01:16:10,464 --> 01:16:12,344
I am Jack's wasted life.
1073
01:16:20,543 --> 01:16:22,020
Thank you, sir.
1074
01:16:24,428 --> 01:16:26,940
Tyler dreamed up
new homework assignments.
1075
01:16:27,027 --> 01:16:29,702
He handed them out in sealed envelopes.
1076
01:17:07,709 --> 01:17:10,586
- There's a Fight Club in Delaware City.
- Yeah, I heard.
1077
01:17:12,428 --> 01:17:16,820
There's one in Penns Grove too.
Bob even found one up in New Castle.
1078
01:17:16,906 --> 01:17:19,505
- Did you start that one?
- No, I thought you did.
1079
01:17:19,582 --> 01:17:20,627
No.
1080
01:18:09,462 --> 01:18:11,226
- Stop.
- What are we doing?
1081
01:18:11,303 --> 01:18:12,943
- Turn around.
- What are we doing?
1082
01:18:13,029 --> 01:18:15,542
- Homework assignment.
- What kind?
1083
01:18:15,628 --> 01:18:17,182
Human sacrifice.
1084
01:18:17,585 --> 01:18:22,227
- Is that a gun? Please tell me it's not.
- It's a gun. Meet me in the back.
1085
01:18:22,303 --> 01:18:24,902
- Don't fuck around!
- Meet me in the back.
1086
01:18:25,545 --> 01:18:27,703
On a long enough time line,
1087
01:18:27,789 --> 01:18:30,340
the survival rate for everyone
drops to zero.
1088
01:18:31,702 --> 01:18:34,828
- Stop. What are you doing?
- Hands behind your back.
1089
01:18:35,183 --> 01:18:36,900
Give me your wallet.
1090
01:18:38,588 --> 01:18:41,781
Raymond K Hessel.
1320 SE Banning, Apartment A.
1091
01:18:41,906 --> 01:18:43,460
Cramped basement apartment?
1092
01:18:43,546 --> 01:18:46,941
- How did you know?
- They give shitty apartments letters.
1093
01:18:47,670 --> 01:18:50,585
Raymond! You're going to die.
1094
01:18:50,662 --> 01:18:51,784
No!
1095
01:18:52,868 --> 01:18:54,067
Is that your mom and dad?
1096
01:18:54,143 --> 01:18:56,541
They're gonna have to call
the kindly doctor.
1097
01:18:56,627 --> 01:18:58,660
Pick up your dental records. Know why?
1098
01:18:58,747 --> 01:19:01,940
- There'll be nothing left of your face.
- Come on!
1099
01:19:02,343 --> 01:19:06,381
An expired community college student ID.
What did you study, Raymond?
1100
01:19:06,822 --> 01:19:09,220
- Stuff.
- Stuff?
1101
01:19:09,306 --> 01:19:11,147
Were the midterms hard?
1102
01:19:12,384 --> 01:19:14,983
- I asked you what you studied!
- Biology, mostly.
1103
01:19:15,070 --> 01:19:18,062
- Why?
- I don't know.
1104
01:19:18,148 --> 01:19:20,747
What did you wanna be,
Raymond K Hessel?
1105
01:19:22,426 --> 01:19:26,425
The question, Raymond, was
what did you want to be?
1106
01:19:28,304 --> 01:19:29,666
Answer him, Raymond! Jesus!
1107
01:19:29,743 --> 01:19:32,189
- Veterinarian. Veterinarian.
- Animals.
1108
01:19:32,265 --> 01:19:34,826
- Yeah. Animal and stuff.
- Stuff. Yeah, I got that.
1109
01:19:34,903 --> 01:19:37,866
- So you need more schooling.
- Too much school.
1110
01:19:38,029 --> 01:19:39,909
- Would you rather be dead?
- No, please...
1111
01:19:39,986 --> 01:19:44,148
You'd rather die here, on your knees,
in the back of a convenience store?
1112
01:19:44,944 --> 01:19:46,948
No. Please, no.
1113
01:19:50,621 --> 01:19:52,549
I'm keeping your license.
1114
01:19:53,067 --> 01:19:55,867
Gonna check in on you.
I know where you live.
1115
01:19:57,181 --> 01:19:59,780
If you're not on your way to being
a veterinarian in six weeks,
1116
01:19:59,866 --> 01:20:01,065
you will be dead.
1117
01:20:03,588 --> 01:20:05,141
Now run on home.
1118
01:20:09,745 --> 01:20:11,624
Run, Forrest, run!
1119
01:20:13,101 --> 01:20:14,425
I feel ill.
1120
01:20:16,621 --> 01:20:19,661
- Imagine how he feels.
- Come on, this isn't funny!
1121
01:20:19,747 --> 01:20:22,826
What the fuck was the point of that?
1122
01:20:22,903 --> 01:20:26,422
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day
of Raymond K Hessel's life.
1123
01:20:26,509 --> 01:20:30,786
His breakfast will taste better
than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
1124
01:20:31,985 --> 01:20:34,181
You had to give it to him.
1125
01:20:34,469 --> 01:20:36,425
- Come on.
- He had a plan.
1126
01:20:36,502 --> 01:20:39,667
And it started to make sense
in a Tyler sort of way.
1127
01:20:39,743 --> 01:20:42,908
No fear. No distractions.
1128
01:20:42,985 --> 01:20:46,946
The ability to let that
which does not matter truly slide.
1129
01:20:59,787 --> 01:21:01,629
You are not your job.
1130
01:21:03,748 --> 01:21:05,743
You're not how much money
you have in the bank.
1131
01:21:08,505 --> 01:21:10,663
You're not the car you drive.
1132
01:21:11,066 --> 01:21:13,866
You're not the contents of your wallet.
1133
01:21:14,787 --> 01:21:17,261
You're not your fucking khakis.
1134
01:21:18,824 --> 01:21:21,423
You are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.
1135
01:21:30,707 --> 01:21:33,028
I'll be out of your way in a sec.
1136
01:21:33,824 --> 01:21:35,588
You don't have to go.
1137
01:21:37,190 --> 01:21:38,389
Whatever.
1138
01:21:39,866 --> 01:21:43,146
No, I mean it's OK.
1139
01:21:52,304 --> 01:21:54,462
Are you still going to groups?
1140
01:21:55,383 --> 01:21:56,428
Yeah.
1141
01:21:58,548 --> 01:22:00,341
Chloe's dead.
1142
01:22:00,428 --> 01:22:01,741
Wow. Chloe.
1143
01:22:03,381 --> 01:22:05,626
When did that happen?
1144
01:22:05,702 --> 01:22:07,064
Do you care?
1145
01:22:08,023 --> 01:22:10,785
I dunno.
I haven't thought about it in a while.
1146
01:22:10,862 --> 01:22:12,262
Yeah, well...
1147
01:22:13,106 --> 01:22:15,465
It was the smart move on her part.
1148
01:22:17,508 --> 01:22:18,908
Listen...
1149
01:22:19,781 --> 01:22:22,380
What are you getting out of all this?
1150
01:22:22,466 --> 01:22:23,502
What?
1151
01:22:24,586 --> 01:22:27,463
I mean, all this. Why do you keep...
1152
01:22:27,549 --> 01:22:29,467
Is this making you happy?
1153
01:22:31,309 --> 01:22:33,064
Yeah, well, sometimes.
1154
01:22:34,982 --> 01:22:36,507
I don't know. I don't understand.
1155
01:22:36,583 --> 01:22:42,424
Why does a weaker person need to latch
on to a strong person? What is that?
1156
01:22:42,501 --> 01:22:44,428
What do you get out of it?
1157
01:22:46,346 --> 01:22:50,863
No, that's not the same thing at all.
It's totally different with us.
1158
01:22:50,950 --> 01:22:51,909
Us?
1159
01:22:53,021 --> 01:22:56,426
- What do you mean by us?
- I'm sorry. Do you hear this?
1160
01:22:56,541 --> 01:22:59,188
- Hear what?
- All that noise. Hold on.
1161
01:22:59,341 --> 01:23:02,621
No, wait! Don't change the subject!
I want to talk about this.
1162
01:23:02,708 --> 01:23:05,383
- You're not talking about me, are you?
- No.
1163
01:23:05,470 --> 01:23:08,587
- What?
- You playing doctor. What was going on?
1164
01:23:08,989 --> 01:23:11,905
- What are you talking about?
- Nothing. Nothing.
1165
01:23:11,982 --> 01:23:13,900
- I don't think so.
- What do you want?
1166
01:23:13,986 --> 01:23:15,942
- Look at me.
- No. What?
1167
01:23:17,707 --> 01:23:20,344
- What is that?
- It's nothing. Don't worry.
1168
01:23:20,421 --> 01:23:23,222
- My God. Who did this?
- A person.
1169
01:23:23,346 --> 01:23:24,660
Guy or girl?
1170
01:23:24,746 --> 01:23:27,269
- What do you care?
- What do you care if I ask?
1171
01:23:27,345 --> 01:23:28,909
- Leave me alone.
- You're afraid to say.
1172
01:23:28,985 --> 01:23:31,584
- I am not. Let me go.
- No! Talk to me.
1173
01:23:31,661 --> 01:23:33,387
Let go of me. Leave me alone!
1174
01:23:33,464 --> 01:23:35,382
- This conversation...
- This conversation...
1175
01:23:35,468 --> 01:23:37,866
- is over.
- is over.
1176
01:23:39,784 --> 01:23:42,105
I just can't win with you, can I?
1177
01:23:50,228 --> 01:23:51,743
Hey, this is getting a little old!
1178
01:23:54,429 --> 01:23:56,107
What is... What is all this?
1179
01:23:56,184 --> 01:23:57,862
What do you think?
1180
01:23:59,224 --> 01:24:01,142
Hey, why do we need bunk beds?
1181
01:24:01,228 --> 01:24:02,389
Hey!
1182
01:24:09,821 --> 01:24:11,826
Too young. Sorry.
1183
01:24:13,581 --> 01:24:15,106
What's all that?
1184
01:24:15,182 --> 01:24:18,625
Tell the applicant
if he's too young, too old or too fat.
1185
01:24:18,702 --> 01:24:19,862
Applicant?
1186
01:24:19,949 --> 01:24:23,382
If the applicant waits three days
without food or shelter,
1187
01:24:23,468 --> 01:24:25,828
he may enter and begin training.
1188
01:24:25,904 --> 01:24:27,583
Training for what?
1189
01:24:33,021 --> 01:24:34,824
You think this is a game?
1190
01:24:34,910 --> 01:24:37,068
You're too young to train here,
end of story.
1191
01:24:37,144 --> 01:24:39,628
Quit wasting our time.
Get the fuck out of here.
1192
01:24:44,069 --> 01:24:46,668
Bad news, friend.
1193
01:24:46,744 --> 01:24:49,267
It's not gonna happen.
1194
01:24:49,343 --> 01:24:51,223
Sorry if there was a misunderstanding.
1195
01:24:51,309 --> 01:24:54,426
It's not the end of the world.
Just go away.
1196
01:24:55,865 --> 01:24:57,025
Go.
1197
01:24:57,821 --> 01:25:01,140
You're trespassing
and I will have to call the police.
1198
01:25:04,909 --> 01:25:09,263
Don't you look at me!
You're never getting in this fucking house!
1199
01:25:09,349 --> 01:25:12,543
Never. Now get the fuck off my porch!
Get off my porch!
1200
01:25:12,629 --> 01:25:15,659
Sooner or later,
we all became what Tyler wanted us to be.
1201
01:25:15,746 --> 01:25:18,824
I'm gonna go inside
and I'm gonna get a shovel.
1202
01:25:26,343 --> 01:25:29,988
Got two black shirts?
Two pair of black pants?
1203
01:25:30,103 --> 01:25:32,980
- Yes, sir.
- One pair black boots? Black socks?
1204
01:25:33,066 --> 01:25:34,466
- Sir.
- One black jacket?
1205
01:25:34,543 --> 01:25:36,662
- Sir.
- $300 personal burial money?
1206
01:25:36,749 --> 01:25:38,504
Yes, sir.
1207
01:25:40,470 --> 01:25:41,745
All right.
1208
01:25:52,103 --> 01:25:53,983
You're too old, fat man.
1209
01:25:54,827 --> 01:25:57,541
Your tits are too big.
Get the fuck off my porch.
1210
01:26:05,021 --> 01:26:06,345
Bob! Bob!
1211
01:26:22,025 --> 01:26:25,142
Like a monkey ready to be shot into space.
1212
01:26:25,267 --> 01:26:26,907
Space monkey.
1213
01:26:27,348 --> 01:26:30,541
Ready to sacrifice himself
for the greater good.
1214
01:26:35,941 --> 01:26:38,741
You are too fucking old, fatty!
1215
01:26:38,866 --> 01:26:43,460
And you... You're too fucking blond!
1216
01:26:43,623 --> 01:26:45,905
Get out of here, the both of you!
1217
01:26:46,586 --> 01:26:47,862
And so it went.
1218
01:26:47,948 --> 01:26:49,626
Listen up, maggots.
1219
01:26:50,307 --> 01:26:52,503
You are not special.
1220
01:26:52,590 --> 01:26:55,582
You are not
a beautiful or unique snowflake.
1221
01:26:56,426 --> 01:26:59,581
You are the same decaying organic matter
as everything else.
1222
01:27:00,300 --> 01:27:02,382
Tyler built himself an army.
1223
01:27:02,468 --> 01:27:06,505
We are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.
1224
01:27:06,582 --> 01:27:09,383
We are all part of the same compost heap.
1225
01:27:11,627 --> 01:27:14,264
Why was Tyler Durden building an army?
1226
01:27:14,341 --> 01:27:17,822
To what purpose? For what greater good?
1227
01:27:21,390 --> 01:27:23,222
In Tyler we trusted.
1228
01:27:27,624 --> 01:27:32,860
When he was like,
you are not your job, I was like, yeah!
1229
01:27:35,670 --> 01:27:37,703
- Hey, what's all this?
- Hey!
1230
01:27:40,302 --> 01:27:42,220
OK!
1231
01:27:42,306 --> 01:27:44,301
- What's going on?
- We're celebrating.
1232
01:27:44,388 --> 01:27:46,545
- What are we celebrating?
- Go on.
1233
01:27:50,909 --> 01:27:53,182
- Hey.
- Let me get that for you.
1234
01:27:57,469 --> 01:28:00,586
Same great taste.
Pepsi. Generation Next.
1235
01:28:04,029 --> 01:28:08,344
Investigators are on the scene.
The Police Commissioner has arrived.
1236
01:28:08,623 --> 01:28:11,787
Could you tell us
what you think has happened here?
1237
01:28:11,864 --> 01:28:15,624
We believe this is one of many
recent acts of vandalism around the city
1238
01:28:15,710 --> 01:28:18,827
somehow related to
underground boxing clubs.
1239
01:28:19,306 --> 01:28:22,500
We will be coordinating
a rigorous investigation.
1240
01:28:23,382 --> 01:28:26,422
That was Commissioner Jacobs
who just arrived on the scene
1241
01:28:26,509 --> 01:28:31,822
- of a four-alarm fire that broke out...
- She's hot.
1242
01:28:32,023 --> 01:28:33,980
Back to you in the studio.
1243
01:28:34,306 --> 01:28:35,821
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
1244
01:28:37,269 --> 01:28:39,389
- Holy shit!
- Yeah!
1245
01:28:45,824 --> 01:28:47,982
What the fuck did you guys do?
1246
01:28:48,384 --> 01:28:50,667
Arson investigators
are on the premises...
1247
01:28:56,747 --> 01:29:00,900
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not ask questions, sir.
1248
01:29:06,827 --> 01:29:10,500
The victory in the war against crime
will not come overnight.
1249
01:29:10,749 --> 01:29:15,027
It will take dedication and commitment
and, most of all, cooperation.
1250
01:29:15,266 --> 01:29:18,585
Streets are safer now.
There is hope in the inner city.
1251
01:29:19,064 --> 01:29:21,864
- However...
- I gotta take a piss.
1252
01:29:22,660 --> 01:29:26,103
These are the first steps
in a long journey.
1253
01:29:26,190 --> 01:29:27,427
That is why we have
created Project Hope...
1254
01:29:27,504 --> 01:29:28,789
Bob.
1255
01:29:28,865 --> 01:29:31,906
Helping others
with prevention and enforcement.
1256
01:29:32,750 --> 01:29:34,859
Project Hope will be a joint effort
1257
01:29:34,946 --> 01:29:37,228
between the police
and community leaders.
1258
01:29:37,861 --> 01:29:41,381
It will be a powerful new weapon
in the war against crime.
1259
01:30:26,389 --> 01:30:30,628
- Wrap it around the top of his Hacky Sack.
- Man! His balls are ice-cold.
1260
01:30:31,462 --> 01:30:34,464
Hi. You're gonna call off
your rigorous investigation.
1261
01:30:34,541 --> 01:30:37,188
You will publicly state
there is no underground group
1262
01:30:37,264 --> 01:30:40,669
or these guys are gonna take your balls.
1263
01:30:40,746 --> 01:30:45,224
They'll send one to the New York Times
and one to the LA Times.
1264
01:30:45,301 --> 01:30:48,869
Look, the people you are after
are the people you depend on.
1265
01:30:48,945 --> 01:30:52,782
We cook your meals. We haul your trash.
We connect your calls.
1266
01:30:52,906 --> 01:30:56,464
We drive your ambulances.
We guard you while you sleep.
1267
01:31:00,742 --> 01:31:02,468
Do not fuck with us.
1268
01:31:11,703 --> 01:31:13,027
Ball check!
1269
01:31:27,307 --> 01:31:28,947
Bob, this way.
1270
01:31:29,944 --> 01:31:31,345
Let's go.
1271
01:31:32,505 --> 01:31:35,382
I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.
1272
01:31:35,862 --> 01:31:36,869
Hey!
1273
01:31:51,906 --> 01:31:53,105
Yeah!
1274
01:32:24,303 --> 01:32:29,184
I felt like putting a bullet in every panda
that wouldn't screw to save its species.
1275
01:32:32,263 --> 01:32:34,900
I wanted to open
the dump valves on oil tankers
1276
01:32:34,987 --> 01:32:38,103
and smother all those French beaches
I'd never see.
1277
01:32:42,227 --> 01:32:44,462
I wanted to breathe smoke.
1278
01:33:00,583 --> 01:33:02,828
Where did you go, psycho boy?
1279
01:33:04,189 --> 01:33:06,980
I felt like destroying something beautiful.
1280
01:33:10,989 --> 01:33:13,463
- Get him to a fucking hospital.
- Yeah.
1281
01:33:24,905 --> 01:33:28,261
Don't worry, Mr. Durden.
Airport parking. Long term.
1282
01:33:29,230 --> 01:33:30,947
After you, Mr. Durden.
1283
01:33:32,347 --> 01:33:33,622
After you.
1284
01:33:50,904 --> 01:33:53,580
- Something on your mind, dear?
- No.
1285
01:33:53,666 --> 01:33:56,304
Yeah. Why wasn't I told
about Project Mayhem?
1286
01:33:56,390 --> 01:34:00,188
First rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not ask questions.
1287
01:34:00,264 --> 01:34:03,707
- Why wasn't I included in the beginning?
- Fight Club was the beginning.
1288
01:34:03,784 --> 01:34:06,863
Now it's left the basements
and it's Project Mayhem.
1289
01:34:06,949 --> 01:34:09,701
We started Fight Club
together. Remember?
1290
01:34:09,788 --> 01:34:11,466
It's as much mine as it is yours.
1291
01:34:11,581 --> 01:34:15,427
- Is this about you and me?
- Yeah. Weren't we doing this together?
1292
01:34:15,504 --> 01:34:17,546
This does not belong to us.
1293
01:34:17,623 --> 01:34:20,424
- We are not special.
- Fuck that. You should have told me.
1294
01:34:22,188 --> 01:34:23,186
Hey, Tyler!
1295
01:34:25,785 --> 01:34:27,789
- Goddamn it, Tyler!
- What do you want?
1296
01:34:27,866 --> 01:34:30,944
A statement of purpose?
Should I email you?
1297
01:34:31,021 --> 01:34:33,543
- Look...
- You decide your level of involvement!
1298
01:34:33,630 --> 01:34:35,787
I will! I wanna know certain things first!
1299
01:34:35,864 --> 01:34:38,185
- The first rule of Project Mayhem...
- Shut up!
1300
01:34:39,950 --> 01:34:43,460
- I wanna know what you're thinking.
- Fuck what you know!
1301
01:34:44,102 --> 01:34:47,229
Forget about what you think you know
about life, friendship,
1302
01:34:47,305 --> 01:34:49,703
and especially about you and me.
1303
01:34:50,902 --> 01:34:53,424
What is that supposed to mean? What...
1304
01:34:55,783 --> 01:34:57,701
What are you doing?
1305
01:34:59,341 --> 01:35:01,221
What'll you wish you'd done
before you die?
1306
01:35:01,307 --> 01:35:03,820
- Paint a self-portrait.
- Build a house.
1307
01:35:04,146 --> 01:35:06,582
- And you?
- I don't know. Nothing.
1308
01:35:06,668 --> 01:35:08,826
- Get in the right lane.
- You have to know!
1309
01:35:08,903 --> 01:35:11,588
If you died now,
how would you feel about your life?
1310
01:35:11,665 --> 01:35:15,866
I don't know! Nothing good.
Is that what you want to hear me say?
1311
01:35:15,942 --> 01:35:17,621
- Come on!
- Not good enough.
1312
01:35:17,707 --> 01:35:19,788
Stop fucking around! Tyler!
1313
01:35:22,790 --> 01:35:24,344
Jesus Christ!
1314
01:35:24,430 --> 01:35:26,741
Goddamn it! Goddamn it! Fuck you!
1315
01:35:26,828 --> 01:35:30,549
Fuck Fight Club. Fuck Marla!
I am sick of all your shit!
1316
01:35:31,987 --> 01:35:33,944
OK, man. OK.
1317
01:35:34,788 --> 01:35:36,907
- Quit screwing around. Steer!
- Look at you!
1318
01:35:37,060 --> 01:35:40,101
- Steer!
- Look at you! You're fucking pathetic!
1319
01:35:40,187 --> 01:35:44,627
- Why? Why? What are you talking about?
- Why do you think I blew up your condo?
1320
01:35:45,586 --> 01:35:46,747
What?
1321
01:35:46,824 --> 01:35:50,343
Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat.
It's not a goddamn seminar.
1322
01:35:51,149 --> 01:35:54,189
Stop trying to control everything
and just let go!
1323
01:35:57,143 --> 01:35:59,349
- Let go!
- All right. Fine.
1324
01:36:00,864 --> 01:36:01,948
Fine.
1325
01:36:58,704 --> 01:37:01,025
I'd never been in a car accident.
1326
01:37:02,185 --> 01:37:04,180
This must have been
what all those people felt like
1327
01:37:04,266 --> 01:37:07,268
before I filed them
as statistics in my reports.
1328
01:37:08,026 --> 01:37:09,186
Goddamn!
1329
01:37:13,185 --> 01:37:15,707
We've just had a near-life experience!
1330
01:37:20,867 --> 01:37:25,547
In the world I see, you're stalking elk
through the Grand Canyon forests
1331
01:37:25,624 --> 01:37:28,223
around the ruins of Rockefeller Center.
1332
01:37:30,266 --> 01:37:34,505
You'll wear leather clothes
that will last you the rest of your life.
1333
01:37:34,869 --> 01:37:38,629
You'll climb the thick kudzu vines
that wrap the Sears Tower.
1334
01:37:39,904 --> 01:37:43,587
And when you look down,
you'll see tiny figures pounding corn,
1335
01:37:44,229 --> 01:37:45,428
laying strips of venison
1336
01:37:45,505 --> 01:37:49,466
in the empty car-pool lane
of some abandoned superhighway.
1337
01:38:02,029 --> 01:38:03,746
Feel better, champ.
1338
01:38:21,383 --> 01:38:22,744
And then...
1339
01:38:22,821 --> 01:38:24,183
Tyler?
1340
01:38:24,269 --> 01:38:25,861
Tyler was gone.
1341
01:38:33,984 --> 01:38:35,385
Was I asleep?
1342
01:38:37,341 --> 01:38:38,664
Had I slept?
1343
01:38:38,741 --> 01:38:41,187
You are not
a beautiful, unique snowflake...
1344
01:38:41,263 --> 01:38:44,189
The house had become a living thing,
1345
01:38:44,265 --> 01:38:47,468
wet inside from so many people
sweating and breathing.
1346
01:38:47,545 --> 01:38:49,060
We are all part
of the same compost heap...
1347
01:38:49,147 --> 01:38:53,108
So many people moving, the house moved.
1348
01:38:54,230 --> 01:38:56,023
Planet Tyler.
1349
01:38:56,109 --> 01:39:00,627
I had to hug the walls, trapped inside
this clockwork of space monkeys.
1350
01:39:00,905 --> 01:39:03,945
You can't be smoking!
You know how much ether is in here?
1351
01:39:04,022 --> 01:39:06,745
Cooking and working
and sleeping in teams.
1352
01:39:09,862 --> 01:39:11,464
Hang on a second.
1353
01:39:30,424 --> 01:39:31,862
It's under control, sir.
1354
01:39:34,989 --> 01:39:36,466
Where's Tyler?
1355
01:39:36,543 --> 01:39:39,228
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not...
1356
01:39:39,305 --> 01:39:41,386
Right. OK.
1357
01:39:43,630 --> 01:39:45,068
I'm all alone.
1358
01:39:45,625 --> 01:39:48,866
My father dumped me. Tyler dumped me.
1359
01:39:49,423 --> 01:39:51,341
I am Jack's broken heart.
1360
01:39:55,743 --> 01:39:59,147
What comes next in Project Mayhem
only Tyler knows.
1361
01:39:59,943 --> 01:40:02,820
The second rule is
you do not ask questions.
1362
01:40:05,822 --> 01:40:08,623
Get the fuck away from me!
Get the fuck away!
1363
01:40:09,428 --> 01:40:11,346
Who are all these people?
1364
01:40:15,863 --> 01:40:18,021
The Paper Street Soap Company.
1365
01:40:20,467 --> 01:40:21,905
Can I come in?
1366
01:40:25,060 --> 01:40:26,509
He's not here.
1367
01:40:27,266 --> 01:40:28,302
What?
1368
01:40:29,865 --> 01:40:32,503
Tyler isn't here.
1369
01:40:33,701 --> 01:40:35,620
Tyler went away.
1370
01:40:35,706 --> 01:40:37,106
Tyler's gone.
1371
01:40:52,863 --> 01:40:54,580
Jesus! Get some help!
1372
01:41:06,990 --> 01:41:10,461
Two gunshot wounds coming through!
Make some fucking room!
1373
01:41:10,864 --> 01:41:12,821
What happened? What happened?
1374
01:41:12,907 --> 01:41:14,144
We were on assignment.
1375
01:41:14,221 --> 01:41:17,184
We were supposed to kill
two birds with one stone.
1376
01:41:17,347 --> 01:41:19,745
Destroy a piece of corporate art...
1377
01:41:19,822 --> 01:41:22,181
Operation Latte Thunder. Go!
1378
01:41:23,629 --> 01:41:26,027
And trash a franchise coffee bar.
1379
01:41:31,781 --> 01:41:34,188
We had it all worked out, sir.
1380
01:41:41,745 --> 01:41:44,949
- It went smooth until...
- Police! Freeze!
1381
01:41:45,025 --> 01:41:47,701
- What?
- They shot Bob.
1382
01:41:49,226 --> 01:41:51,940
- They shot him in the head.
- Fucking pigs!
1383
01:41:56,668 --> 01:41:58,260
Oh, God!
1384
01:41:58,346 --> 01:42:02,020
- Those motherfuckers!
- You morons.
1385
01:42:02,509 --> 01:42:05,347
You run around in ski masks
trying to blow things up?
1386
01:42:05,424 --> 01:42:07,860
What did you think was gonna happen?
1387
01:42:10,987 --> 01:42:14,468
OK, quick! We gotta
get rid of the evidence, his body!
1388
01:42:14,545 --> 01:42:16,501
- Bury him.
- What?
1389
01:42:16,702 --> 01:42:19,148
Take him to the garden and bury him.
1390
01:42:19,867 --> 01:42:23,905
- Come on, people, let's go!
- Get the fuck off! Get away from him!
1391
01:42:23,982 --> 01:42:25,305
What are you talking about?
1392
01:42:25,382 --> 01:42:28,105
This isn't fucking evidence.
This is a person.
1393
01:42:28,268 --> 01:42:31,184
He's my friend
and you're not burying him in the garden!
1394
01:42:31,261 --> 01:42:33,860
He was killed serving Project Mayhem, sir.
1395
01:42:33,946 --> 01:42:36,660
- This is Bob.
- But, sir, in...
1396
01:42:36,746 --> 01:42:38,904
In Project Mayhem, we have no names.
1397
01:42:38,981 --> 01:42:40,266
Now, you listen to me.
1398
01:42:40,343 --> 01:42:44,668
This is a man and he has a name,
and it's Robert Paulsen, OK?
1399
01:42:44,745 --> 01:42:45,781
Robert Paulsen?
1400
01:42:45,867 --> 01:42:48,101
He's a man,
and he's dead now because of us.
1401
01:42:48,188 --> 01:42:49,943
Do you understand that?
1402
01:42:50,988 --> 01:42:52,427
I understand.
1403
01:42:54,585 --> 01:42:58,785
In death, a member of Project Mayhem
has a name.
1404
01:43:00,550 --> 01:43:02,545
His name is Robert Paulsen.
1405
01:43:03,302 --> 01:43:05,345
His name is Robert Paulsen.
1406
01:43:05,949 --> 01:43:08,702
His name is Robert Paulsen.
1407
01:43:09,622 --> 01:43:12,106
His name is Robert Paulsen.
1408
01:43:12,269 --> 01:43:15,348
- Come on, guys. Please. Stop it.
- His name is Robert Paulsen.
1409
01:43:18,781 --> 01:43:21,188
Shut up! This is all over with!
1410
01:43:54,505 --> 01:43:55,503
Tyler?
1411
01:43:55,589 --> 01:43:57,987
No, this is Detective Stern
of the Arson Unit.
1412
01:43:58,188 --> 01:43:59,627
I need to see you...
1413
01:44:04,029 --> 01:44:07,980
I went to all the cities
on Tyler's used ticket stubs, bar-hopping.
1414
01:44:08,661 --> 01:44:09,946
I didn't know how,
1415
01:44:10,023 --> 01:44:12,986
but I could look at 50 different bars,
and somehow I just knew.
1416
01:44:13,063 --> 01:44:17,427
I'm looking for Tyler Durden.
It's very important that I talk to him.
1417
01:44:17,503 --> 01:44:20,582
I wish I could help you, sir.
1418
01:44:26,662 --> 01:44:28,427
Every city I went to,
1419
01:44:29,549 --> 01:44:31,908
as soon as I set foot off the plane,
1420
01:44:31,985 --> 01:44:34,143
I knew a Fight Club was close.
1421
01:44:34,862 --> 01:44:35,869
Hey! Hey!
1422
01:44:37,068 --> 01:44:38,180
Taxi!
1423
01:44:38,343 --> 01:44:39,743
Look at my face. I'm a member.
1424
01:44:39,830 --> 01:44:42,908
Now, I just need to know
if you've seen Tyler.
1425
01:44:42,985 --> 01:44:46,466
I'm not exposed to bespeak
any such information to you,
1426
01:44:46,543 --> 01:44:50,705
nor would I, even if I had said information
at this juncture, be able.
1427
01:44:52,748 --> 01:44:55,146
- You're a moron.
- I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
1428
01:44:56,747 --> 01:45:01,629
Tyler had been busy,
setting up franchises all over the country.
1429
01:45:04,304 --> 01:45:07,460
Was I asleep? Had I slept?
1430
01:45:08,543 --> 01:45:11,142
Is Tyler my bad dream, or am I Tyler's?
1431
01:45:12,101 --> 01:45:14,384
- We've just heard the stories.
- What stories?
1432
01:45:14,461 --> 01:45:18,863
- Nobody knows what he looks like.
- He has plastic surgery every three years.
1433
01:45:19,381 --> 01:45:21,423
That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.
1434
01:45:21,510 --> 01:45:25,701
- Is it true about Fight Club in Miami?
- Is Mr. Durden building an army?
1435
01:45:26,506 --> 01:45:29,508
I was living in a state
of perpetual déjà vu.
1436
01:45:30,342 --> 01:45:33,383
Everywhere I went,
I felt I'd already been there.
1437
01:45:34,102 --> 01:45:36,701
It was like following an invisible man.
1438
01:45:37,861 --> 01:45:39,904
The smell of dried blood.
1439
01:45:40,901 --> 01:45:43,740
Dirty, bare footprints circling each other.
1440
01:45:43,827 --> 01:45:46,627
That aroma of old sweat,
like fried chicken.
1441
01:45:47,308 --> 01:45:51,422
The feel of a floor still warm
from a fight the night before.
1442
01:45:51,508 --> 01:45:54,146
I was always just one step behind Tyler.
1443
01:45:56,985 --> 01:46:02,020
His name is Robert Paulsen.
His name is Robert Paulsen. His...
1444
01:46:04,743 --> 01:46:06,345
Welcome back, sir.
1445
01:46:07,745 --> 01:46:09,347
How have you been?
1446
01:46:10,421 --> 01:46:11,907
Do you know me?
1447
01:46:12,425 --> 01:46:15,302
- Is this a test, sir?
- No. This is not a test.
1448
01:46:16,904 --> 01:46:19,100
You were in here last Thursday.
1449
01:46:19,628 --> 01:46:20,826
Thursday?
1450
01:46:21,344 --> 01:46:25,343
You were standing where you are now,
asking how good security is.
1451
01:46:25,861 --> 01:46:27,827
It's tight as a drum, sir.
1452
01:46:29,860 --> 01:46:31,663
Who do you think I am?
1453
01:46:32,421 --> 01:46:35,941
- Are you sure this isn't a test?
- No, this is not a test.
1454
01:46:37,466 --> 01:46:39,029
You're Mr. Durden.
1455
01:46:39,950 --> 01:46:42,184
You're the one who gave me this.
1456
01:46:43,230 --> 01:46:46,788
Please return your seat backs
to their full upright and locked position.
1457
01:46:58,104 --> 01:46:59,543
- Yeah?
- Marla, it's me.
1458
01:46:59,629 --> 01:47:01,662
- Have we ever done it?
- Done what?
1459
01:47:01,749 --> 01:47:04,702
- Had sex.
- What kind of stupid question is that?
1460
01:47:04,789 --> 01:47:07,829
Stupid because the answer's yes
or because it's no?
1461
01:47:07,906 --> 01:47:09,824
- Is this a trick?
- No. I need to know...
1462
01:47:09,900 --> 01:47:14,226
You wanna know if I think
we were just having sex or making love?
1463
01:47:14,302 --> 01:47:16,825
- We did make love?
- Is that what you're calling it?
1464
01:47:17,064 --> 01:47:20,181
Just answer the question!
Did we do it or not?
1465
01:47:20,268 --> 01:47:22,905
You fuck me, then snub me.
You love me, you hate me.
1466
01:47:22,982 --> 01:47:25,466
You're sensitive,
then you turn into an asshole.
1467
01:47:25,542 --> 01:47:28,103
Does that describe our relationship, Tyler?
1468
01:47:28,746 --> 01:47:30,740
We have just lost cabin pressure.
1469
01:47:30,903 --> 01:47:32,620
- What did you say?
- What is wrong with you?
1470
01:47:32,706 --> 01:47:35,066
- Say my name!
- Tyler Durden.
1471
01:47:35,142 --> 01:47:37,626
Tyler Durden, you fucking freak!
What's going on?
1472
01:47:37,703 --> 01:47:39,659
- I'm coming over!
- I'm not there!
1473
01:47:41,664 --> 01:47:43,620
You broke your promise.
1474
01:47:43,707 --> 01:47:45,903
- Jesus, Tyler.
- You talked to her about me.
1475
01:47:45,989 --> 01:47:50,947
- What the fuck is going on?
- I ask you for one thing. One simple thing.
1476
01:47:51,024 --> 01:47:53,345
Why do people think that I'm you?
1477
01:47:53,901 --> 01:47:55,186
Answer me!
1478
01:47:59,147 --> 01:48:00,183
Sit.
1479
01:48:03,348 --> 01:48:06,225
Answer me. Why do people think I'm you?
1480
01:48:06,503 --> 01:48:08,181
I think you know.
1481
01:48:08,268 --> 01:48:10,262
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.
1482
01:48:10,349 --> 01:48:13,264
Why would anyone
possibly confuse you with me?
1483
01:48:14,626 --> 01:48:16,228
I don't know.
1484
01:48:20,582 --> 01:48:22,346
- You got it.
- No.
1485
01:48:22,586 --> 01:48:25,224
- Do not fuck with us!
- Say it.
1486
01:48:26,700 --> 01:48:27,986
Because...
1487
01:48:29,702 --> 01:48:30,863
Say it!
1488
01:48:32,781 --> 01:48:34,987
Because we're the same person.
1489
01:48:35,226 --> 01:48:36,262
That's right.
1490
01:48:36,348 --> 01:48:38,823
We are the all-singing, all-dancing...
1491
01:48:38,909 --> 01:48:42,467
- I don't understand this.
- You wanted a way to change your life.
1492
01:48:42,544 --> 01:48:44,663
You could not do this on your own.
1493
01:48:44,750 --> 01:48:47,866
All the ways you wish you could be,
that's me.
1494
01:48:48,989 --> 01:48:51,185
I look like you wanna look,
fuck like you wanna fuck,
1495
01:48:51,261 --> 01:48:56,220
I am smart, capable and, most importantly,
I'm free in all the ways that you are not.
1496
01:48:56,507 --> 01:48:57,505
Oh, no.
1497
01:48:57,582 --> 01:49:00,622
- Tyler's not here. Tyler went away.
- What?
1498
01:49:00,708 --> 01:49:04,784
- This isn't possible. This is crazy.
- People do it every day.
1499
01:49:05,024 --> 01:49:08,668
They talk to themselves.
They see themselves as they'd like to be.
1500
01:49:08,745 --> 01:49:12,629
They don't have the courage you have
to just run with it.
1501
01:49:14,863 --> 01:49:18,345
You still wrestle with it,
so sometimes you're still you.
1502
01:49:18,422 --> 01:49:19,908
We should do this again sometime.
1503
01:49:20,263 --> 01:49:22,421
Other times,
you imagine you're watching me.
1504
01:49:22,507 --> 01:49:25,259
If this is your first
time, you have to fight.
1505
01:49:25,346 --> 01:49:28,865
Little by little,
you're just letting yourself become...
1506
01:49:30,745 --> 01:49:31,867
Tyler Durden.
1507
01:49:31,944 --> 01:49:35,349
You are not your job
or how much money you have!
1508
01:49:35,742 --> 01:49:37,382
- No. You have a house.
- Rented in your name.
1509
01:49:37,468 --> 01:49:40,901
- You have jobs, a life.
- You work nights because you can't sleep.
1510
01:49:41,064 --> 01:49:44,747
- Or you stay up and make soap.
- You're fucking Marla, Tyler.
1511
01:49:44,824 --> 01:49:47,260
Technically, you are.
But it's all the same to her.
1512
01:49:49,821 --> 01:49:51,307
Oh, my God.
1513
01:49:52,103 --> 01:49:54,107
Now you see our dilemma.
1514
01:49:54,664 --> 01:49:56,467
She knows too much.
1515
01:49:57,349 --> 01:50:00,428
I think we're gonna have to talk about
how this might compromise our goals.
1516
01:50:02,509 --> 01:50:04,628
What are you saying?
1517
01:50:04,743 --> 01:50:08,589
This is bullshit. This is bullshit!
I'm not listening to this.
1518
01:50:08,666 --> 01:50:11,543
- You are insane!
- No. You're insane.
1519
01:50:11,629 --> 01:50:14,660
And we simply
do not have time for this crap.
1520
01:50:16,309 --> 01:50:18,141
It's called a changeover.
1521
01:50:18,227 --> 01:50:22,102
The movie goes on,
and nobody in the audience has any idea.
1522
01:50:35,308 --> 01:50:38,780
- Sir! Are you checking out?
- Yeah. Bill me.
1523
01:50:38,866 --> 01:50:42,184
I need you to initial
this list of phone calls, please.
1524
01:50:45,541 --> 01:50:49,108
- When were these made?
- Between 2:00 and 3:30 this morning.
1525
01:50:54,345 --> 01:50:56,589
Have I been going to bed earlier
every night?
1526
01:50:56,666 --> 01:50:58,747
Have I been sleeping later?
1527
01:51:00,262 --> 01:51:03,062
Have I been Tyler longer and longer?
1528
01:51:06,668 --> 01:51:08,184
Is anybody here?
1529
01:51:10,505 --> 01:51:12,902
Déjà vu, all over again.
1530
01:51:14,024 --> 01:51:16,940
With enough soap,
one could blow up anything.
1531
01:51:19,587 --> 01:51:20,987
Oh, my God.
1532
01:51:24,583 --> 01:51:26,501
- 1888.
- Who am I calling?
1533
01:51:26,904 --> 01:51:29,062
Franklin. This is maintenance.
1534
01:51:30,549 --> 01:51:33,023
Hello? Hello?
1535
01:51:33,109 --> 01:51:34,663
Franklin Street?
1536
01:51:35,785 --> 01:51:37,665
Yes. Can I help you?
1537
01:51:40,149 --> 01:51:42,623
- Hello?
- Yeah, yeah.
1538
01:51:43,141 --> 01:51:45,222
I need to talk to your supervisor
right away.
1539
01:51:45,308 --> 01:51:47,188
- Speaking.
- OK, listen to me.
1540
01:51:47,265 --> 01:51:50,228
Something terrible
is about to happen to your building.
1541
01:51:50,305 --> 01:51:52,185
It's under control, sir.
1542
01:51:52,865 --> 01:51:56,184
- Excuse me?
- Don't worry about us, sir. We're solid.
1543
01:52:00,030 --> 01:52:01,065
2160.
1544
01:52:09,150 --> 01:52:11,624
Marla! Marla! Hey, wait!
1545
01:52:13,427 --> 01:52:15,902
Wait! I gotta talk to you! Marla! Marla!
1546
01:52:15,988 --> 01:52:18,424
Your bald freaks hit me
with a fucking broom!
1547
01:52:18,501 --> 01:52:20,141
They almost broke my arm!
1548
01:52:20,227 --> 01:52:21,704
They were burning
their fingertips with lye.
1549
01:52:23,708 --> 01:52:26,384
It'll take a tremendous act of faith
on your part, but hear me out.
1550
01:52:26,461 --> 01:52:30,028
- Here comes an avalanche of bullshit.
- A little more faith than that.
1551
01:52:34,229 --> 01:52:35,984
I don't wanna hear
anything you have to say.
1552
01:52:36,061 --> 01:52:38,708
You have every right to be...
1553
01:52:38,784 --> 01:52:40,300
I'll just have a coffee, thanks.
1554
01:52:40,386 --> 01:52:42,784
Sir, anything you order
is free of charge, sir.
1555
01:52:43,944 --> 01:52:46,505
- Why is it free of charge?
- Don't ask.
1556
01:52:46,706 --> 01:52:47,905
Whatever.
1557
01:52:47,982 --> 01:52:49,382
I'll have the clam chowder,
1558
01:52:49,468 --> 01:52:52,662
fried chicken with a baked potato
and chocolate chiffon pie.
1559
01:52:52,748 --> 01:52:54,743
Clean food, please.
1560
01:52:54,829 --> 01:52:57,303
In that case, sir,
I advise against the clam chowder.
1561
01:52:57,390 --> 01:52:59,423
No clam chowder. Thank you.
1562
01:53:01,945 --> 01:53:03,863
You got about 30 seconds.
1563
01:53:05,427 --> 01:53:08,505
I know I've been acting very strange, OK?
1564
01:53:08,822 --> 01:53:11,229
I know it seems there's two sides to me...
1565
01:53:11,305 --> 01:53:13,300
Two sides?
You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass.
1566
01:53:13,387 --> 01:53:16,580
I deserved that.
But I realized something important.
1567
01:53:16,666 --> 01:53:17,827
What?
1568
01:53:17,904 --> 01:53:21,021
The full extent of our relationship
wasn't clear to me until now,
1569
01:53:21,107 --> 01:53:23,063
for reasons I won't go into.
1570
01:53:23,150 --> 01:53:25,461
- I know I haven't treated you well.
- Whatever.
1571
01:53:25,547 --> 01:53:29,786
No, no. Fifteen seconds, please!
Fifteen seconds, don't open your mouth.
1572
01:53:30,304 --> 01:53:32,347
I'm trying to tell you I'm sorry.
1573
01:53:32,424 --> 01:53:35,943
What I've come to realize
is that I really like you, Marla.
1574
01:53:38,024 --> 01:53:39,741
- You do?
- I really do.
1575
01:53:40,470 --> 01:53:44,709
I care about you and I don't want anything
bad to happen to you because of me.
1576
01:53:44,786 --> 01:53:47,308
Your life is in danger.
1577
01:53:49,063 --> 01:53:51,787
- What?
- You need to leave town for a while.
1578
01:53:51,902 --> 01:53:54,107
Get out of any major city.
Just go camping...
1579
01:53:54,184 --> 01:53:55,824
You're an insane person.
1580
01:53:55,901 --> 01:53:59,507
- I've involved you in something terrible.
- No. Shut up!
1581
01:53:59,584 --> 01:54:01,588
- You're not safe.
- Shut up!
1582
01:54:03,947 --> 01:54:07,946
- Listen, I tried, Tyler. I really tried.
- I know you did.
1583
01:54:08,109 --> 01:54:13,068
There are things about you I like.
You're smart, funny, spectacular in bed.
1584
01:54:13,701 --> 01:54:16,185
But you're intolerable.
1585
01:54:16,827 --> 01:54:20,500
You have very serious emotional problems
1586
01:54:20,587 --> 01:54:22,428
for which you should seek
professional help.
1587
01:54:22,505 --> 01:54:26,504
- I know, and I'm sorry.
- You're sorry, I'm sorry, everyone's sorry.
1588
01:54:27,827 --> 01:54:29,745
I can't do this anymore.
1589
01:54:30,541 --> 01:54:32,901
I can't. I won't.
1590
01:54:34,704 --> 01:54:35,941
I'm gone.
1591
01:54:36,861 --> 01:54:38,981
You can't leave, Marla! You're not safe!
1592
01:54:42,462 --> 01:54:44,102
- Marla, you don't understand!
- Leave me alone!
1593
01:54:44,189 --> 01:54:46,308
I am trying to protect you!
1594
01:54:46,509 --> 01:54:49,540
- I never want to see you again!
- If that's what it takes...
1595
01:54:49,904 --> 01:54:51,583
Wait right here.
1596
01:54:55,822 --> 01:54:57,701
Hold it right there! Shut up!
1597
01:54:58,306 --> 01:55:01,586
Take this money and get on this bus.
I promise I will never bother you again.
1598
01:55:02,823 --> 01:55:04,060
Shut up!
1599
01:55:04,146 --> 01:55:06,985
Please get on the bus.
Please get on the bus.
1600
01:55:08,462 --> 01:55:11,186
- Why are you doing this?
- They think you're a threat.
1601
01:55:11,262 --> 01:55:13,305
I can't explain now. Trust me.
1602
01:55:13,382 --> 01:55:15,223
If I see where you're going,
you won't be safe.
1603
01:55:15,309 --> 01:55:17,822
I'm not paying this back.
I consider it asshole tax.
1604
01:55:17,908 --> 01:55:21,543
Fine. Remember, stay out of major cities
for a couple of days, OK?
1605
01:55:21,630 --> 01:55:22,828
Tyler...
1606
01:55:24,267 --> 01:55:26,425
You're the worst thing
that ever happened to me.
1607
01:55:40,782 --> 01:55:43,189
Hello. I need you to arrest me.
1608
01:55:43,822 --> 01:55:45,980
I am the leader of a terrorist organization
1609
01:55:46,066 --> 01:55:50,382
responsible for numerous acts of vandalism
and assault all over this city.
1610
01:55:51,024 --> 01:55:54,342
In the metropolitan area,
we had probably 200 members.
1611
01:55:54,745 --> 01:55:58,581
Chapters have sprung up
in five or six other major cities already.
1612
01:55:58,668 --> 01:56:01,746
This is a tightly regimented organization
1613
01:56:01,823 --> 01:56:06,187
with many cells capable of operating
independent of central leadership.
1614
01:56:07,146 --> 01:56:10,828
Go to the house, OK? 1537 Paper Street.
1615
01:56:11,423 --> 01:56:12,986
That's our headquarters.
1616
01:56:13,063 --> 01:56:17,705
In the back, buried in the garden,
you'll find the body of Robert Paulsen.
1617
01:56:18,990 --> 01:56:21,224
In the basement, you'll find some bathtubs
1618
01:56:21,301 --> 01:56:25,703
that have been used very recently
to make large quantities of nitroglycerin.
1619
01:56:26,902 --> 01:56:29,626
I believe the plan is
to blow up the headquarters
1620
01:56:29,702 --> 01:56:31,467
of these credit-card companies
1621
01:56:31,544 --> 01:56:33,260
and the TRW building.
1622
01:56:34,948 --> 01:56:38,180
Why these buildings?
Why credit-card companies?
1623
01:56:38,545 --> 01:56:41,825
If you erase the debt record,
then we all go back to zero.
1624
01:56:42,668 --> 01:56:44,663
You'll create total chaos.
1625
01:56:47,109 --> 01:56:49,986
Keep him talking.
I need to make a phone call.
1626
01:56:59,701 --> 01:57:02,022
I really admire what you're doing.
1627
01:57:03,144 --> 01:57:05,743
- What?
- You're a brave man to order this.
1628
01:57:06,664 --> 01:57:08,380
You're a genius, sir.
1629
01:57:08,467 --> 01:57:12,303
You said if anyone ever interferes
with Project Mayhem, even you,
1630
01:57:13,387 --> 01:57:14,863
we gotta get his balls.
1631
01:57:15,947 --> 01:57:19,265
- Don't fight.
- It's a powerful gesture, Mr. Durden.
1632
01:57:19,342 --> 01:57:22,382
- It'll set quite an example.
- You're making a big mistake!
1633
01:57:22,469 --> 01:57:24,588
- You said you'd say that.
- I'm not Tyler Durden!
1634
01:57:24,665 --> 01:57:26,861
You told us you'd say that too.
1635
01:57:27,389 --> 01:57:29,307
All right. I am Tyler Durden.
1636
01:57:29,383 --> 01:57:33,824
Listen to me. I'm giving you a direct
order. We're aborting this mission now.
1637
01:57:33,900 --> 01:57:36,509
You said you would definitely say that.
1638
01:57:38,226 --> 01:57:39,703
Let me go!
1639
01:57:40,901 --> 01:57:44,421
Are you fucking out of your minds?
You're police officers!
1640
01:57:46,147 --> 01:57:47,548
Is somebody timing this?
1641
01:57:47,624 --> 01:57:49,341
Keep your mouth shut.
1642
01:57:50,588 --> 01:57:51,624
Shit!
1643
01:57:55,143 --> 01:57:58,020
Some of this information checks out.
1644
01:57:58,385 --> 01:58:01,147
- Let's go to that house on Paper Street.
- Be right there.
1645
01:58:02,422 --> 01:58:03,468
Hey, wait!
1646
01:58:03,621 --> 01:58:04,820
- You got him?
- I got him.
1647
01:58:04,906 --> 01:58:06,460
Sir, we have to do this.
1648
01:58:06,546 --> 01:58:09,184
- Stop fighting!
- Where's the rubber band?
1649
01:58:09,270 --> 01:58:12,147
Get away from me!
Drop that fucking knife!
1650
01:58:15,062 --> 01:58:18,467
Back up. Face down on the floor right now!
1651
01:58:20,510 --> 01:58:22,303
Get down on the floor!
1652
01:58:26,667 --> 01:58:30,580
First person that comes out this door
gets a lead salad! Understand?
1653
01:58:54,422 --> 01:58:56,263
Get away! Stay away!
1654
01:59:08,865 --> 01:59:09,987
I ran.
1655
01:59:11,425 --> 01:59:15,146
I ran until my muscles burned
and my veins pumped battery acid.
1656
01:59:17,784 --> 01:59:19,740
Then I ran some more.
1657
01:59:59,588 --> 02:00:02,465
What the fuck are you doing,
running around in your underpants?
1658
02:00:02,542 --> 02:00:04,268
You look crazy!
1659
02:00:04,345 --> 02:00:07,222
No. I'm onto you.
I know what's going on here.
1660
02:00:07,309 --> 02:00:11,902
Come on then. I got us a great place
to watch from. It'll be like pay-per-view.
1661
02:00:58,589 --> 02:00:59,826
Oh, Christ.
1662
02:00:59,902 --> 02:01:01,667
Now what are you doing?
1663
02:01:01,744 --> 02:01:03,748
- I'm stopping this.
- Why?
1664
02:01:04,266 --> 02:01:07,901
- The greatest thing you've ever done.
- I can't let this happen.
1665
02:01:07,987 --> 02:01:10,020
There are 10 other bombs
in 10 other buildings.
1666
02:01:10,586 --> 02:01:12,629
Since when is Project Mayhem
about murder?
1667
02:01:12,706 --> 02:01:17,741
The buildings are empty. We're not
killing anyone. We're setting them free!
1668
02:01:17,827 --> 02:01:20,503
Bob is dead. They shot him in the head.
1669
02:01:21,107 --> 02:01:23,102
You wanna make an omelet,
you gotta break eggs.
1670
02:01:23,188 --> 02:01:26,343
No. I'm not listening to you.
You're not even there.
1671
02:01:33,421 --> 02:01:37,180
Wouldn't do that.
Not unless I knew which wires were what.
1672
02:01:37,267 --> 02:01:39,146
If you know, then I know.
1673
02:01:44,268 --> 02:01:48,900
Or maybe I knew you'd know, so I spent
all day thinking about the wrong ones.
1674
02:01:56,946 --> 02:01:58,222
You think?
1675
02:01:59,507 --> 02:02:01,943
Oh, heavens, no. Not the green one.
1676
02:02:02,029 --> 02:02:04,388
Pull any one but the green one.
1677
02:02:09,270 --> 02:02:11,620
I asked you not to do that!
1678
02:02:13,864 --> 02:02:14,986
Fuck!
1679
02:02:16,223 --> 02:02:18,342
Tyler, get away from the van.
1680
02:02:20,260 --> 02:02:23,147
Tyler, I'm not kidding!
Get away from the van!
1681
02:02:24,030 --> 02:02:25,343
Goddamn it!
1682
02:02:31,750 --> 02:02:32,949
OK.
1683
02:02:33,025 --> 02:02:36,027
You are now firing a gun
at your imaginary friend
1684
02:02:36,104 --> 02:02:38,664
near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!
1685
02:02:40,909 --> 02:02:42,903
Cool it, Tyler!
1686
02:02:55,342 --> 02:02:57,941
Aw, come on! Don't go!
1687
02:03:35,468 --> 02:03:36,504
What?
1688
02:04:20,265 --> 02:04:23,660
Three minutes. This is it.
1689
02:04:23,986 --> 02:04:26,020
The beginning.
1690
02:04:26,106 --> 02:04:27,506
Ground zero.
1691
02:04:27,583 --> 02:04:32,023
- I think this is about where we came in.
- Want to say a few words for the occasion?
1692
02:04:34,584 --> 02:04:35,667
I'm sorry?
1693
02:04:35,744 --> 02:04:38,027
I still can't think of anything.
1694
02:04:39,302 --> 02:04:41,144
Flashback humor.
1695
02:04:46,744 --> 02:04:48,864
It's getting exciting now.
1696
02:04:50,187 --> 02:04:53,544
Two and a half.
Think of everything we've accomplished.
1697
02:04:55,385 --> 02:04:59,308
Out these windows, we will view
the collapse of financial history.
1698
02:04:59,461 --> 02:05:02,300
One step closer to economic equilibrium.
1699
02:05:16,503 --> 02:05:19,102
- Why is she here?
- Tying up loose ends.
1700
02:05:19,822 --> 02:05:22,507
Put me down, you bald-headed fuck!
1701
02:05:23,188 --> 02:05:27,389
- I beg you, please don't do this.
- I'm not doing this. We are doing this.
1702
02:05:27,465 --> 02:05:30,342
- This is what we want.
- No. I don't want this.
1703
02:05:30,505 --> 02:05:35,061
Right. Except you is meaningless now.
We have to forget about you.
1704
02:05:35,943 --> 02:05:38,744
- You're a voice in my head.
- You're a voice in mine!
1705
02:05:38,830 --> 02:05:42,263
- Why can't I get rid of you?
- You need me.
1706
02:05:42,350 --> 02:05:44,584
No. I don't. I really don't anymore.
1707
02:05:44,661 --> 02:05:48,583
You created me. I didn't create some
loser alter ego to make me feel better.
1708
02:05:48,785 --> 02:05:51,067
- Take some responsibility.
- I do.
1709
02:05:51,144 --> 02:05:54,501
I am responsible for all of it,
and I accept that.
1710
02:05:54,587 --> 02:05:58,020
So, please, I'm begging you,
please call this off.
1711
02:06:00,428 --> 02:06:02,307
Have I ever let us down?
1712
02:06:03,909 --> 02:06:06,508
How far have you come because of me?
1713
02:06:11,744 --> 02:06:13,749
I will bring us through this.
1714
02:06:13,825 --> 02:06:17,508
As always, I will carry you
kicking and screaming,
1715
02:06:17,623 --> 02:06:19,982
and in the end you will thank me.
1716
02:06:20,222 --> 02:06:22,620
Tyler. Tyler.
1717
02:06:22,744 --> 02:06:26,465
I'm grateful to you
for everything that you've done for me.
1718
02:06:26,542 --> 02:06:28,863
But this is too much. I don't want this.
1719
02:06:28,949 --> 02:06:33,543
What do you want? Your shit job back?
Fucking condo world, watching sitcoms?
1720
02:06:33,630 --> 02:06:35,586
Fuck you! I won't do it.
1721
02:06:36,545 --> 02:06:40,228
- This can't be happening.
- It's already done, so shut up!
1722
02:06:40,784 --> 02:06:44,141
- 60 seconds till CRI.
- No.
1723
02:06:45,781 --> 02:06:48,667
I can figure this out.
This isn't even real.
1724
02:06:48,984 --> 02:06:52,666
You're not real. That gun...
That gun isn't even in your hand.
1725
02:06:53,789 --> 02:06:55,505
The gun's in my hand.
1726
02:07:01,384 --> 02:07:04,060
Good for you. It doesn't change a thing.
1727
02:07:11,943 --> 02:07:14,629
Why do you wanna put a gun to your head?
1728
02:07:15,261 --> 02:07:17,103
Not my head, Tyler.
1729
02:07:17,381 --> 02:07:18,743
Our head.
1730
02:07:20,786 --> 02:07:22,147
Interesting.
1731
02:07:25,466 --> 02:07:28,266
Where are you going with this, IKEA boy?
1732
02:07:34,068 --> 02:07:36,706
Hey. It's you and me.
1733
02:07:40,503 --> 02:07:41,789
Friends?
1734
02:07:43,141 --> 02:07:44,426
Tyler,
1735
02:07:47,667 --> 02:07:50,142
I want you to really listen to me.
1736
02:07:50,784 --> 02:07:51,782
OK.
1737
02:07:53,709 --> 02:07:55,464
My eyes are open.
1738
02:08:12,305 --> 02:08:13,945
What's that smell?
1739
02:08:33,826 --> 02:08:37,020
- Where is everybody?
- Oh, no. What's going on?
1740
02:08:37,509 --> 02:08:38,947
Mr. Durden!
1741
02:08:39,302 --> 02:08:40,741
Oh, my God!
1742
02:08:41,709 --> 02:08:42,707
Sir!
1743
02:08:46,025 --> 02:08:49,065
Are you... Are you all right, sir?
1744
02:08:49,468 --> 02:08:53,026
- Oh, yeah, I'm OK.
- You look terrible, sir. What happened?
1745
02:08:53,343 --> 02:08:56,862
- Oh, nothing, it's no problem.
- No, no, no, sir. He's not kidding.
1746
02:08:56,949 --> 02:09:00,420
- You look awful. You need assistance.
- I'm fine.
1747
02:09:00,909 --> 02:09:03,269
Look, I'm fine. Everything's fine.
1748
02:09:05,263 --> 02:09:08,026
Ow! Stop it!
1749
02:09:08,102 --> 02:09:10,461
- Let her go.
- Christ Almighty!
1750
02:09:11,305 --> 02:09:12,466
You!
1751
02:09:13,224 --> 02:09:14,509
Hi, Marla.
1752
02:09:15,947 --> 02:09:19,745
- Leave her with me. Meet me downstairs.
- Are you sure?
1753
02:09:19,946 --> 02:09:21,548
Yes, I'm sure.
1754
02:09:23,303 --> 02:09:27,302
You fucker! What sick fucking game
are you playing at, putting me on a...
1755
02:09:27,389 --> 02:09:29,661
Oh, my God, your face!
1756
02:09:29,748 --> 02:09:31,186
Yeah, I know.
1757
02:09:36,423 --> 02:09:38,542
- What happened?
- Don't ask.
1758
02:09:38,629 --> 02:09:40,508
- You're shot.
- Yes, I'm shot.
1759
02:09:40,585 --> 02:09:42,340
Oh, my God.
1760
02:09:42,465 --> 02:09:45,668
- I can't believe he's standing.
- Tough motherfucker.
1761
02:09:49,667 --> 02:09:51,144
Who did this?
1762
02:09:51,662 --> 02:09:53,225
I did actually.
1763
02:09:53,906 --> 02:09:55,546
Find some gauze.
1764
02:09:57,109 --> 02:10:01,224
- You shot yourself?
- Yes, but it's OK. Marla, look at me.
1765
02:10:01,310 --> 02:10:02,748
I'm really OK.
1766
02:10:04,187 --> 02:10:07,064
Trust me. Everything's gonna be fine.
1767
02:10:19,867 --> 02:10:22,342
You met me at
a very strange time in my life.
1768
02:10:24,826 --> 02:10:27,942
With your feet on the air
and your head on the ground.
1769
02:10:31,903 --> 02:10:34,387
Try this trick and spin it.
1770
02:10:35,068 --> 02:10:36,785
Yeah!
1771
02:10:37,226 --> 02:10:40,266
Your head will collapse
but there's nothing in it.
1772
02:10:40,343 --> 02:10:42,424
And you'll ask yourself.
1773
02:10:42,501 --> 02:10:45,186
Where is my mind?
1774
02:10:45,263 --> 02:10:47,421
Where is my mind?
1775
02:10:47,545 --> 02:10:50,624
Where is my mind?
1776
02:10:58,382 --> 02:11:02,861
Way out in the water.
1777
02:11:02,947 --> 02:11:04,463
See it swimming?
1778
02:11:10,188 --> 02:11:13,228
I was swimming in the Caribbean.
1779
02:11:16,508 --> 02:11:19,903
Animals were hiding behind a rock.
1780
02:11:21,908 --> 02:11:23,500
Except the little fish.
1781
02:11:23,586 --> 02:11:25,101
When they told me east is west.
1782
02:11:25,188 --> 02:11:27,345
Trying to talk to me, coy koi.
1783
02:11:27,460 --> 02:11:30,107
Where is my mind?
1784
02:11:30,184 --> 02:11:32,582
Where is my mind?
1785
02:11:32,668 --> 02:11:35,142
Where is my mind?
1786
02:11:43,381 --> 02:11:47,226
Way out in the water.
1787
02:11:47,303 --> 02:11:48,905
See it swimming?
1788
02:12:02,581 --> 02:12:06,187
With your feet on the air
and your head on the ground.
1789
02:12:09,543 --> 02:12:11,624
Try this trick and spin it.
1790
02:12:12,142 --> 02:12:13,264
Yeah!
1791
02:12:14,828 --> 02:12:16,304
Your head will collapse
1792
02:12:16,381 --> 02:12:18,021
if there's nothing in it.
1793
02:12:18,107 --> 02:12:20,064
And you'll ask yourself.
1794
02:12:20,141 --> 02:12:22,826
Where is my mind?
1795
02:12:22,903 --> 02:12:24,984
Where is my mind?
1796
02:12:25,060 --> 02:12:27,986
Where is my mind?
1797
02:12:35,869 --> 02:12:39,945
Way out in the water.
1798
02:12:40,022 --> 02:12:41,786
See it swimming?
1799
02:12:53,064 --> 02:12:56,268
Your feet are on the air
and your head on the ground.
1800
02:12:59,624 --> 02:13:02,703
Try this trick and spin it...
1801
02:13:03,305 --> 02:14:03,578
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