1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:02:04,515 --> 00:02:07,605 [Narrator] People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden. 3 00:02:07,649 --> 00:02:11,522 [Tyler] Three minutes. This is it. Ground zero. 4 00:02:11,566 --> 00:02:13,829 Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? 5 00:02:13,872 --> 00:02:16,223 [Muffled] 6 00:02:16,266 --> 00:02:18,877 [Narrator] With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels. 7 00:02:18,921 --> 00:02:21,271 I can't think of anything. 8 00:02:21,315 --> 00:02:24,927 For a second I totally forget about Tyler's whole controlled demolition thing, 9 00:02:24,970 --> 00:02:27,059 and I wonder how clean that gun is. 10 00:02:27,103 --> 00:02:29,279 It's getting exciting now. 11 00:02:29,323 --> 00:02:32,326 That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love? 12 00:02:32,369 --> 00:02:34,763 Well, it works both ways. 13 00:02:34,806 --> 00:02:38,984 [Sirens Wailing] We've front-row seats for this theater of mass destruction. 14 00:02:39,028 --> 00:02:41,552 The demolitions committee of Project Mayhem... 15 00:02:41,596 --> 00:02:45,730 wrapped the foundation columns of a dozen buildings with blasting gelatin. 16 00:02:45,774 --> 00:02:48,951 In two minutes, primary charges will blow base charges, 17 00:02:48,994 --> 00:02:52,955 and a few square blocks will be reduced to smoldering rubble. [Beeping] 18 00:02:52,998 --> 00:02:56,001 I know this because Tyler knows this. 19 00:02:56,045 --> 00:02:59,527 Two and a half. Think of everything we've accomplished. 20 00:02:59,570 --> 00:03:02,573 And suddenly, I realize that all of this... 21 00:03:02,617 --> 00:03:05,228 the gun, the bombs, the revolution... 22 00:03:05,272 --> 00:03:08,449 has got something to do with a girl named Marla Singer. 23 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:13,236 Bob. Bob had bitch-tits. 24 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:15,151 This was a support group... 25 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,936 for men with testicular cancer. [Sobbing] 26 00:03:17,980 --> 00:03:20,809 The big moosey slobbering all over me... that was Bob. 27 00:03:20,852 --> 00:03:23,072 We're still men. 28 00:03:23,115 --> 00:03:25,117 Yes, we're men. 29 00:03:25,161 --> 00:03:27,816 Men is what we are. 30 00:03:27,859 --> 00:03:32,386 Eight months ago, Bob's testicles were removed. Then hormone therapy. 31 00:03:32,429 --> 00:03:35,215 He developed bitch-tits because his testosterone was too high, 32 00:03:35,258 --> 00:03:37,434 and his body upped the estrogen. 33 00:03:37,478 --> 00:03:40,742 And that was where I fit. They're gonna have to open up my pecs again... 34 00:03:40,785 --> 00:03:43,745 and drain the fluid. Between those huge, sweating tits... 35 00:03:43,788 --> 00:03:47,096 that hung enormous, the way you'd think of God's as big. 36 00:03:47,139 --> 00:03:50,447 Okay. You cry now. 37 00:03:50,491 --> 00:03:54,016 - No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier. - [Clock Ticking] 38 00:03:54,059 --> 00:03:57,106 For six months, I couldn't sleep. 39 00:03:57,149 --> 00:03:59,500 [Echoing] I couldn't sleep. I couldn't sleep. I couldn't sleep. 40 00:03:59,543 --> 00:04:01,545 With insomnia, nothing's real. 41 00:04:02,764 --> 00:04:04,809 Everything's far away. 42 00:04:04,853 --> 00:04:09,118 Everything's a copy of a copy of a copy. 43 00:04:12,339 --> 00:04:14,297 When deep space exploration ramps up, [Phone Line Ringing] 44 00:04:14,341 --> 00:04:17,300 it'll be the corporations that name everything... 45 00:04:17,344 --> 00:04:21,739 the IBM Stellarsphere, the Microsoft Galaxy, 46 00:04:21,783 --> 00:04:24,655 planet Starbucks. 47 00:04:24,699 --> 00:04:27,832 Gonna need you out of town a little more this week. We got some red flags to cover. 48 00:04:27,876 --> 00:04:31,358 It must've been Tuesday. He was wearing his cornflower-blue tie. 49 00:04:31,401 --> 00:04:33,751 You want me to de-prioritize my current reports... 50 00:04:33,795 --> 00:04:35,971 - Yeah. - Until you advise of a status upgrade? 51 00:04:36,014 --> 00:04:38,190 Make these your primary action items. 52 00:04:38,234 --> 00:04:40,628 Here's your flight coupons. Call me from the road if there's any snags. 53 00:04:40,671 --> 00:04:42,194 [Narrator] He was full of pep. 54 00:04:42,238 --> 00:04:45,241 Must have had his grande latte enema. 55 00:04:46,808 --> 00:04:49,376 Like so many others, I had become a slave... 56 00:04:49,419 --> 00:04:51,813 - to the Ikea nesting instinct. - [Woman, Indistinct] 57 00:04:51,856 --> 00:04:55,730 Uh, yes. I'd like to order the Erika Pekkari dust ruffles. 58 00:04:55,773 --> 00:04:58,036 [Woman] Please hold. If I saw something clever, 59 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:02,954 like a little coffee table in the shape of a yin-yang, I had to have it. 60 00:05:02,998 --> 00:05:05,827 The Klipske personal office unit, 61 00:05:05,870 --> 00:05:08,525 the Hovetrekke home exer-bike, 62 00:05:08,569 --> 00:05:12,442 or the Johannshamn sofa with the Strinne green stripe pattern. 63 00:05:12,486 --> 00:05:14,488 Even the Rizlampa wire lamps... 64 00:05:14,531 --> 00:05:17,665 of environmentally friendly unbleached paper. 65 00:05:17,708 --> 00:05:19,580 I'd flip through catalogs and wonder: 66 00:05:19,623 --> 00:05:23,627 What kind of dining set defines me as a person? 67 00:05:23,671 --> 00:05:26,238 I had it all... even the glass dishes... 68 00:05:26,282 --> 00:05:28,589 with tiny bubbles and imperfections, 69 00:05:28,632 --> 00:05:31,592 proof that they were crafted by the honest, simple, 70 00:05:31,635 --> 00:05:33,637 hard-working indigenous peoples of... [Woman] Please hold. 71 00:05:33,681 --> 00:05:36,945 Wherever. I was holding. 72 00:05:36,988 --> 00:05:39,426 - [Automated Voice] Your call is important to us. - We used to read pornography. 73 00:05:39,469 --> 00:05:41,515 Now it was the Horchow collection. 74 00:05:41,558 --> 00:05:44,866 No, you can't die from insomnia. 75 00:05:44,909 --> 00:05:48,913 What about narcolepsy? I nod off. I wake up in strange places. 76 00:05:48,957 --> 00:05:52,177 - I have no idea how I got there. - You need to lighten up. 77 00:05:52,221 --> 00:05:54,571 Can you please just get me something? 78 00:05:54,615 --> 00:05:58,009 [Narrator] Red and blue Tuenols, lipstick-red Seconals. 79 00:05:58,053 --> 00:06:02,492 No. You need healthy, natural sleep. 80 00:06:02,536 --> 00:06:05,843 Chew some valerian root and get more exercise. 81 00:06:08,933 --> 00:06:11,414 Hey, come on. I'm in pain. 82 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:14,939 You wanna see pain? Swing by First Methodist Tuesday nights. 83 00:06:14,983 --> 00:06:17,986 See the guys with testicular cancer. 84 00:06:18,029 --> 00:06:20,815 That's pain. 85 00:06:27,256 --> 00:06:30,825 ♪♪ [Chorus Vocalizing] 86 00:06:36,178 --> 00:06:39,616 I always wanted three kids... two boys and a girl. 87 00:06:39,660 --> 00:06:43,490 Mindy wanted two girls and a boy. 88 00:06:43,533 --> 00:06:46,493 We never could agree on anything. 89 00:06:46,536 --> 00:06:48,582 Well, uh, you know, she... 90 00:06:48,625 --> 00:06:53,064 She had her first child last week, a... a girl. 91 00:06:53,108 --> 00:06:56,633 With-With her, uh... With her new husband. 92 00:06:56,677 --> 00:06:59,114 [Man Whispering] Fuck. 93 00:06:59,157 --> 00:07:03,205 And... And thank God, you know? [Chuckles] 94 00:07:03,248 --> 00:07:05,686 I'm-I'm glad for her. 95 00:07:05,729 --> 00:07:10,038 [Whimpering] Because she deserves it. 96 00:07:10,081 --> 00:07:12,823 Aw. 97 00:07:12,867 --> 00:07:16,392 Everyone, let's thank Thomas for sharing himself with us. 98 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,742 [All] Thank you, Thomas. 99 00:07:18,786 --> 00:07:22,093 I look around this room, and I see a lot of courage, 100 00:07:22,137 --> 00:07:24,269 and that gives me strength. 101 00:07:24,313 --> 00:07:26,794 We give each other strength. 102 00:07:26,837 --> 00:07:29,666 It's time for the one-on-ones. So let's all of us here... 103 00:07:29,710 --> 00:07:34,105 follow Thomas's good example, and really open ourselves up. 104 00:07:34,149 --> 00:07:35,890 Would you find a partner, please? 105 00:07:38,675 --> 00:07:40,938 [Narrator] And this is how I met the big moosey. 106 00:07:40,982 --> 00:07:43,288 [Man] Come on. Let's go over here. 107 00:07:43,332 --> 00:07:45,552 [Narrator] His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears. 108 00:07:47,945 --> 00:07:51,906 Knees together. Those awkward little steps. 109 00:07:57,085 --> 00:07:59,740 My name is Bob. Bob... 110 00:07:59,783 --> 00:08:02,525 [Narrator] Bob had been a champion bodybuilder. 111 00:08:02,569 --> 00:08:05,746 You know that chest-expansion program you see on late-night TV? 112 00:08:05,789 --> 00:08:09,227 That was his idea. I was a juicer. 113 00:08:09,271 --> 00:08:12,666 You know, using steroids. 114 00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:15,625 Diabonal and... 115 00:08:15,669 --> 00:08:17,497 Wistrol. 116 00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:21,544 Oh, they use that on racehorses, for Christ's sakes. 117 00:08:21,588 --> 00:08:24,373 And now I'm bankrupt. 118 00:08:24,416 --> 00:08:26,549 I'm divorced. 119 00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:30,205 My two grown kids... 120 00:08:30,248 --> 00:08:34,209 won't even return my phone calls. [Sniffles] 121 00:08:34,252 --> 00:08:37,299 [Narrator] Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big rubbery one. 122 00:08:40,781 --> 00:08:43,348 Go ahead, Cornelius. 123 00:08:43,392 --> 00:08:45,263 You can cry. 124 00:08:58,102 --> 00:09:00,322 [Crying] 125 00:09:00,365 --> 00:09:03,325 [Narrator] And then, something happened. [Crying Continues] 126 00:09:03,368 --> 00:09:06,067 I let go. That's really good. 127 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:10,593 Lost in oblivion, dark and silent and complete. 128 00:09:10,637 --> 00:09:12,377 ♪♪ [Choir] 129 00:09:12,421 --> 00:09:14,771 I found freedom. 130 00:09:14,815 --> 00:09:18,383 Losing all hope was freedom. 131 00:09:19,471 --> 00:09:21,517 It's okay. 132 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,824 [Grunts] 133 00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:27,262 Babies don't sleep this well. [Snores] 134 00:09:29,438 --> 00:09:32,049 I became addicted. 135 00:09:42,190 --> 00:09:44,366 [People Chattering] 136 00:09:44,409 --> 00:09:46,586 [Chattering] 137 00:09:46,629 --> 00:09:50,241 [Narrator] If I didn't say anything, people always assumed the worst. 138 00:09:50,285 --> 00:09:52,853 [Man] Welcome, Travis. [Man #2] Welcome, Travis. 139 00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:56,987 - They cried harder. - [Sobbing] 140 00:09:57,031 --> 00:09:59,076 Then I cried harder. 141 00:10:03,994 --> 00:10:06,475 [Group Chattering] 142 00:10:06,518 --> 00:10:09,609 [Woman] Now we're going to open the green door... 143 00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:11,654 the heart chakra. 144 00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:13,656 [Narrator] I wasn't really dying. [Woman Continues] 145 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:17,442 I wasn't host to cancer or parasites. 146 00:10:17,486 --> 00:10:21,185 I was the warm little center that the life of this world crowded around. 147 00:10:21,229 --> 00:10:26,234 Imagine your pain as a white ball of healing light. 148 00:10:26,277 --> 00:10:29,454 It moves over your body, healing you. 149 00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:33,284 Now, keep this going. Remember to breathe, 150 00:10:33,328 --> 00:10:37,549 and step forward through the back door of the room. 151 00:10:37,593 --> 00:10:42,685 Where does it lead? To your cave. 152 00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:45,949 Step forward into your cave. 153 00:10:45,993 --> 00:10:48,299 That's right. 154 00:10:48,343 --> 00:10:52,303 You're going deeper into your cave, 155 00:10:52,347 --> 00:10:56,656 and you're going to find your power animal. 156 00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:59,136 [Cooing] 157 00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:01,748 Slide. 158 00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:04,228 [Giggles] 159 00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:14,499 [Narrator] Every evening I died, 160 00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:17,546 and every evening I was born again. 161 00:11:17,589 --> 00:11:19,504 Resurrected. 162 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:22,725 [Men Sobbing] 163 00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:26,163 Bob loved me because he thought my testicles were removed too. 164 00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:29,123 Being there, pressed against his tits, 165 00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:31,255 ready to cry. 166 00:11:31,299 --> 00:11:33,127 This was my vacation. 167 00:11:37,131 --> 00:11:41,048 And she ruined everything. 168 00:11:41,091 --> 00:11:43,528 This is cancer, right? 169 00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:48,185 This chick, Marla Singer, 170 00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:50,622 did not have testicular cancer. 171 00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:52,929 She was a liar. 172 00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:55,323 She had no diseases at all. 173 00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:59,327 I had seen her at Free and Clear, my blood parasites group Thursdays. 174 00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:03,070 Then at Hope, my bimonthly sickle-cell circle. 175 00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:06,856 And again at Seize the Day, my tuberculosis Friday night. 176 00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:08,815 [Coughing] 177 00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:13,776 Marla, the big tourist. 178 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:16,170 Her lie reflected my lie, 179 00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:18,868 and suddenly, I felt nothing. 180 00:12:18,912 --> 00:12:20,957 I couldn't cry. 181 00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:23,786 So once again, I couldn't sleep. 182 00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:39,106 Next group, after guided meditation, 183 00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:42,283 after we open our heart chakras, when it's time to hug, 184 00:12:42,326 --> 00:12:44,676 I'm gonna grab that little bitch Marla Singer and scream... 185 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,678 Marla, you liar! You big tourist! 186 00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:48,811 I need this! Now get out! 187 00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:53,250 [Clock Ticking] [Narrator] I hadn't slept in four days. 188 00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:55,339 [Man] Absolutely. We'll just let that dry. 189 00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:58,647 [Narrator] When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep, 190 00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:02,477 and you're never really awake. [TV: Applause] 191 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:04,914 [Bells Tolling] [Woman] To begin tonight's communion, 192 00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:08,657 Chloe would like to say a few words. 193 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:11,660 [Narrator] Oh, yeah. Chloe. 194 00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:14,750 Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton would look... 195 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:19,059 if you made it smile and walk around the party being extra nice to everybody. 196 00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:21,278 Well, I'm still here, 197 00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:24,325 but I don't know for how long. 198 00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:27,850 That's as much certainty as anyone can give me. 199 00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:31,071 But I've got some good news. 200 00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:33,595 I no longer have any fear of death. 201 00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:41,951 But I am in a pretty lonely place. 202 00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:45,825 No one will have sex with me. 203 00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:50,960 I'm so close to the end, and all I want is to get laid for the last time. 204 00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:54,181 I have pornographic movies in my apartment... 205 00:13:54,224 --> 00:13:56,009 [Microphone Echoing] And lubricants and amyl nitrate. 206 00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:58,533 Thank you, Chloe. 207 00:13:58,576 --> 00:14:01,101 Everyone, let's thank Chloe. 208 00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:03,799 - [Woman #2] Thanks, Chloe. - [Members] Thank you, Chloe. 209 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,801 [Coughing] 210 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:09,457 Now, let's ready ourself for guided meditation. 211 00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:14,375 You're standing at the entrance of your cave. 212 00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:18,292 You step inside your cave, and you walk. 213 00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:20,207 [Narrator] If I did have a tumor, 214 00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:23,036 I'd name it Marla. It's a very quiet place. 215 00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:26,517 Marla... the little scratch on the roof of your mouth... 216 00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:29,869 that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, but you can't. 217 00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:34,786 [Woman] Step deeper into your cave as you walk. 218 00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:38,138 You feel the healing energy of this place all around you. 219 00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:42,142 Now find your power animal. 220 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:47,887 Slide. 221 00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:55,068 [Woman] Okay. Now let's partner up. 222 00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:57,374 Pick someone special to you tonight. 223 00:14:57,418 --> 00:14:59,681 [Chattering] 224 00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:06,122 Hey. 225 00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:08,342 We need to talk.Sure. 226 00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:15,262 I'm on to you. What? 227 00:15:15,305 --> 00:15:18,178 Yeah. You're a faker. You're not dying. 228 00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:20,310 Sorry? 229 00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:23,009 In the Tibetan philosophy, Sylvia Plath sense of the word, 230 00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:25,402 I know we're all... we're all dying, all right? 231 00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:27,839 But you're not dying the way Chloe back there is dying. 232 00:15:27,883 --> 00:15:30,581 So? 233 00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:33,845 So you're a tourist. Okay? I've seen you. 234 00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:37,327 I saw you... saw you at melanoma. Saw you at tuberculosis. 235 00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:39,112 I saw you at testicular cancer. 236 00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:40,896 I saw you practicing this. 237 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,420 Practicing what? Telling me off. 238 00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:47,381 Is it going as well as you hoped, "Rupert"? 239 00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:50,993 I'll expose you. Go ahead. I'll expose you. 240 00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:54,736 [Woman] All right, come together. Let yourselves cry. 241 00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:01,917 [Crying Softly] 242 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,745 Oh, God, why are you doing this? 243 00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:06,269 It's cheaper than a movie, and there's free coffee. 244 00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:09,490 No, look. This is important, okay? 245 00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:11,971 These are my groups. I've been coming here for over a year. 246 00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:14,234 Why do you do it? 247 00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:16,888 I don't know. When people think you're dying, 248 00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:19,543 man, they really, really listen to you instead of just... 249 00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:23,199 Instead of just waiting for their turn to speak? 250 00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:27,029 Yeah. Yeah. 251 00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:30,902 Share yourself... completely. [Moans] 252 00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:33,383 Look, you don't want to get into this. It becomes an addiction. 253 00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:36,169 Really? I'm not kidding. 254 00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:39,433 I can't cry if there's another faker present, and I need this. 255 00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:41,348 So you got to find somewhere else to go. 256 00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:45,439 Candy-stripe a cancer ward. It's not my problem. 257 00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:50,705 Wait, wait... Wait a second. Ho-Hold on. 258 00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:52,837 I'll tell you. We're gonna split up the week, okay? 259 00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:55,014 You take lymphoma and tuberculosis... 260 00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:57,451 You take tuberculosis. My smoking doesn't go over at all. 261 00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,235 Okay. Good. Fine. [Coughs] 262 00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:01,455 Testicular cancer should be no contest, I think. 263 00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:04,197 Well, technically, I have more right to be there than you. 264 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,199 You still have your balls. You're kidding. 265 00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:09,854 I don't know. Am I? No. No. 266 00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:12,814 What do you want? I'll take the parasites. 267 00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:15,599 You can't have both the parasites, but why don't you take the blood parasites... 268 00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:18,385 I want brain parasites. I'll take the blood parasites, 269 00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:20,865 but I'm gonna take the organic brain dementia, okay? I want that. 270 00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:22,954 You can't have the whole brain. 271 00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:26,654 So far you have four. I only have two.Okay. 272 00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:30,962 Take both the parasites. They're yours. Now we both have three. 273 00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:37,665 Hey, you left half your clothes! 274 00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:39,623 [Tires Squealing] 275 00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:42,931 [Horn Honking] 276 00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:44,802 [Second Car Honks] 277 00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:57,467 What, are you selling those? Yes! I'm selling some clothes. 278 00:17:57,511 --> 00:18:00,122 So, we each have three. That's six. 279 00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:03,082 What about the seventh day? I want ascending bowel cancer. 280 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,953 [Narrator] The girl had done her homework. Thank you. 281 00:18:04,996 --> 00:18:08,304 No. No. I want bowel cancer. 282 00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:12,395 That's your favorite too? Tried to slip it by me, eh? 283 00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:15,746 We're gonna split it, okay? Take the first and third Sunday of the month. 284 00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:18,880 [Horns Honking In Distance] 285 00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:19,881 Deal. 286 00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:25,147 Looks like this is good-bye. 287 00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:27,280 Well, let's not make a big thing out of it, okay? 288 00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:29,064 How's this for not making a big thing? 289 00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:33,112 [Door Opens] 290 00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:35,026 Hey, Marla! 291 00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:37,594 [Horn Honks] Marla! 292 00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:40,293 May-Maybe we should exchange numbers. 293 00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:43,600 - Should we? - We might want to switch nights. 294 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,125 Okay. 295 00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:51,782 ♪♪ [Humming] 296 00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:53,871 [Narrator] This is how I met Marla Singer. 297 00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:56,047 ♪♪ [Humming Continues] 298 00:18:56,091 --> 00:19:00,139 Marla's philosophy of life was that she might die at any moment. 299 00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:02,184 The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't. 300 00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:05,144 It doesn't have your name. Who are you? 301 00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:08,103 - Cornelius? Rupert? Travis? - [Horns Honking] 302 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,279 Any of the stupid names you give each night? 303 00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:15,458 [Turbulence] [Narrator] You wake up at Sea-Tac, 304 00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:18,809 S.F.O., L.A.X. 305 00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:21,334 [Camera Shutter Clicks] You wake up at O'Hare, 306 00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:23,292 Dallas-Fort Worth, 307 00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:25,381 B.W.I., 308 00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:27,557 pacific, mountain, central. 309 00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:29,777 Lose an hour. Gain an hour. 310 00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:32,736 Check-in for that flight doesn't begin for another two hours, sir. 311 00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:36,784 This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. 312 00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:39,047 [Bell Dings] You wake up at Air Harbor International. 313 00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:41,223 [Woman On P.A.] ...the aircraft has come to a complete stop. 314 00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:44,966 If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, 315 00:19:45,009 --> 00:19:46,837 could you wake up as a different person? 316 00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:52,321 Everywhere I travel... tiny life. 317 00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:54,845 Single-serving sugar. Single-serving cream. 318 00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:56,804 Single pat of butter. 319 00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:59,676 The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit. 320 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,809 Shampoo-conditioner combos. 321 00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:05,726 Sample package mouthwash. Tiny bars of soap. 322 00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:07,858 [Man] ...professional wait staff... 323 00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:12,385 The people I meet on each flight, they're single-serving friends. 324 00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:15,605 Between takeoff and landing, we have our time together, 325 00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:17,955 but that's all we get. 326 00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:19,653 [Together] Welcome! 327 00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:26,442 [Narrator] On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. 328 00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:30,229 I was a recall coordinator. My job was to apply the formula. 329 00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:33,754 Here's where the infant went through the windshield. Three points. 330 00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:37,279 [Narrator] A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 miles per hour. 331 00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:40,021 The rear differential locks up. 332 00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:42,502 [Man] The teenager's braces are wrapped around the backseat ashtray. 333 00:20:42,545 --> 00:20:45,069 Might make a good antismoking ad. 334 00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:48,072 [Narrator] The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. 335 00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:50,814 Now, should we initiate a recall? 336 00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:54,165 The father must've been huge. You see where the fat's burned to the seat? 337 00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:56,385 The polyester shirt? 338 00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:58,300 Very modern art. [Chuckles] 339 00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:01,172 [Narrator] Take the number of vehicles in the field, "A," 340 00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:03,740 multiply it by the probable rate of failure, "B," 341 00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:07,744 then multiply the result by the average out-of-court settlement, "C." 342 00:21:07,788 --> 00:21:09,964 "A" times "B" times "C"... 343 00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:11,748 equals "X." 344 00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:14,447 If "X" is less than the cost of a recall, 345 00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:16,927 we don't do one. 346 00:21:16,971 --> 00:21:20,104 Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents? 347 00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:21,889 You wouldn't believe. 348 00:21:23,891 --> 00:21:25,936 Which car company do you work for? 349 00:21:27,111 --> 00:21:28,896 A major one. 350 00:21:30,898 --> 00:21:33,466 [Narrator] Every time the plane banked too sharply... 351 00:21:33,509 --> 00:21:38,601 on takeoff or landing, I prayed for a crash or a midair collision. 352 00:21:38,645 --> 00:21:40,081 Anything. 353 00:21:43,127 --> 00:21:45,739 [Screaming] 354 00:21:49,482 --> 00:21:52,789 Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip. 355 00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:56,053 [Dings] 356 00:21:56,097 --> 00:22:00,362 "If you are seated in an emergency exit row"... Yeah. 357 00:22:00,406 --> 00:22:02,799 "And you feel you would be unable or unwilling to perform... 358 00:22:02,843 --> 00:22:04,758 "the duties listed on the safety card, 359 00:22:04,801 --> 00:22:07,064 please ask a flight attendant to reseat you." 360 00:22:08,936 --> 00:22:11,112 It's a lot of responsibility. 361 00:22:11,155 --> 00:22:13,506 Wanna switch seats? 362 00:22:13,549 --> 00:22:17,074 No. I'm not sure I'm the man for that particular job. 363 00:22:17,118 --> 00:22:21,731 An exit-door procedure at 30,000 feet. Mm-hmm. 364 00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:24,212 The illusion of safety. 365 00:22:24,255 --> 00:22:26,867 Yeah. I guess so. 366 00:22:26,910 --> 00:22:28,912 You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? 367 00:22:28,956 --> 00:22:30,697 So you can breathe. 368 00:22:30,740 --> 00:22:33,874 Oxygen gets you high. 369 00:22:33,917 --> 00:22:38,357 In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant, panicked breaths. 370 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,968 Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. 371 00:22:41,011 --> 00:22:43,753 You accept your fate. 372 00:22:43,797 --> 00:22:45,973 It's all right here. 373 00:22:46,016 --> 00:22:49,280 Emergency water landing... 600 miles an hour. 374 00:22:49,324 --> 00:22:51,979 Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows. 375 00:22:52,022 --> 00:22:54,155 That's, um... 376 00:22:54,198 --> 00:22:56,984 That's an interesting theory. 377 00:22:59,856 --> 00:23:02,337 What do you do? What do you mean? 378 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:04,121 What do you do for a living? 379 00:23:04,165 --> 00:23:07,211 Why? So you can pretend like you're interested? 380 00:23:07,255 --> 00:23:11,694 [Laughs] Okay. 381 00:23:11,738 --> 00:23:14,131 You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh. 382 00:23:17,047 --> 00:23:19,441 We have the exact same briefcase. 383 00:23:20,877 --> 00:23:23,576 - Soap. - Sorry? 384 00:23:23,619 --> 00:23:26,361 I make and I sell soap. 385 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:29,408 The yardstick of civilization. 386 00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:33,150 [Narrator] And this is how I met... "Tyler Durden." 387 00:23:33,194 --> 00:23:35,805 Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline... 388 00:23:35,849 --> 00:23:38,591 and frozen orange juice concentrate, you can make napalm? 389 00:23:38,634 --> 00:23:41,028 No, I did not know that. Is that true? 390 00:23:41,071 --> 00:23:45,206 That's right. One can make all kinds of explosives using simple household items. 391 00:23:45,249 --> 00:23:47,991 Really? If one were so inclined. 392 00:23:48,035 --> 00:23:50,516 [Briefcase Latches Click] 393 00:23:52,822 --> 00:23:55,390 Tyler, you are by far the most interesting... 394 00:23:55,434 --> 00:24:00,134 "single-serving" friend I've ever met. 395 00:24:00,177 --> 00:24:02,571 See, I have this thing... Everything on a plane is single-serving, even... 396 00:24:02,615 --> 00:24:05,792 Oh, I get it. It's very clever. Well, thank you. 397 00:24:05,835 --> 00:24:08,534 How's that working out for you? 398 00:24:08,577 --> 00:24:10,710 What? Being clever. 399 00:24:10,753 --> 00:24:13,321 Great. 400 00:24:13,364 --> 00:24:16,106 Keep it up then. Keep it right up. 401 00:24:17,586 --> 00:24:19,545 [Sighs] Now a question of etiquette. 402 00:24:19,588 --> 00:24:22,243 As I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? 403 00:24:29,642 --> 00:24:32,427 [Narrator] How I came to live with Tyler is... 404 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:36,257 Airlines have this policy about vibrating luggage. 405 00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:41,262 [Woman On P.A., Indistinct] 406 00:24:43,090 --> 00:24:46,528 Was-Was it ticking? 407 00:24:46,572 --> 00:24:48,878 Actually, throwers don't worry about ticking, 'cause modern bombs don't tick. 408 00:24:48,922 --> 00:24:52,969 - Sorry. "Throwers"? - Baggage handlers. 409 00:24:53,013 --> 00:24:57,234 But when a suitcase vibrates, then the thrower's gotta call the police. 410 00:24:57,278 --> 00:25:00,020 My suitcase... was vibrating? 411 00:25:00,063 --> 00:25:02,022 Nine times out of 10, it's an electric razor, 412 00:25:02,065 --> 00:25:04,938 but every once in a while... 413 00:25:07,897 --> 00:25:11,118 [Whispering] it's a dildo. 414 00:25:11,161 --> 00:25:15,165 Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. 415 00:25:15,209 --> 00:25:17,733 We have to use the indefinite article... "A" dildo. 416 00:25:17,777 --> 00:25:21,128 Never... "your" dildo. 417 00:25:21,171 --> 00:25:24,174 I don't own... 418 00:25:26,046 --> 00:25:27,917 [Narrator] I had everything in that suitcase... 419 00:25:27,961 --> 00:25:31,225 My CK shirts, my DKNY shoes, 420 00:25:31,268 --> 00:25:34,358 my AX ties. 421 00:25:34,402 --> 00:25:36,578 Never mind. [Tires Squealing] 422 00:25:38,014 --> 00:25:40,321 [Man] Hey! That's my car! 423 00:25:43,019 --> 00:25:47,197 [Police Radio Chatter] [Siren Wailing] 424 00:25:47,241 --> 00:25:49,896 [Narrator] Home was a condo on the 15th floor... 425 00:25:49,939 --> 00:25:52,420 of a filing cabinet for widows and young professionals. 426 00:25:52,463 --> 00:25:55,379 The walls were solid concrete. 427 00:25:55,423 --> 00:25:58,818 A foot of concrete's important when your next-door neighbor lets her hearing aid go... 428 00:25:58,861 --> 00:26:01,298 and has to watch game shows at full volume. 429 00:26:01,342 --> 00:26:03,474 Or when a volcanic blast and debris... 430 00:26:03,518 --> 00:26:05,912 that used to be your furniture and personal effects... 431 00:26:05,955 --> 00:26:07,827 blows out of your floor-to-ceiling windows... 432 00:26:07,870 --> 00:26:09,611 and sails flaming into the night. 433 00:26:09,655 --> 00:26:11,961 [Helicopter Circling] 434 00:26:12,005 --> 00:26:14,007 [Police Radio Chatter] 435 00:26:16,052 --> 00:26:18,011 I suppose these things happen. 436 00:26:30,893 --> 00:26:33,374 There's nothing up there. 437 00:26:33,417 --> 00:26:36,682 You can't go into the unit. Police orders. 438 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:48,519 Do you have somebody you can call? 439 00:26:48,563 --> 00:26:53,002 [Narrator] How embarrassing. A house full of condiments and no food. 440 00:27:02,882 --> 00:27:06,233 The police would later tell me that the pilot light might have gone out, 441 00:27:07,669 --> 00:27:10,541 letting out just a little bit of gas. 442 00:27:10,585 --> 00:27:12,892 That gas could have slowly filled the condo... 443 00:27:12,935 --> 00:27:17,026 1,700 square feet with high ceilings for days and days. 444 00:27:20,987 --> 00:27:24,033 [Dialing] 445 00:27:24,077 --> 00:27:26,949 [Line Ringing] Then the refrigerator's compressor could've clicked on. 446 00:27:26,993 --> 00:27:29,038 [Ringing] 447 00:27:29,082 --> 00:27:31,301 [Marla] Yeah? 448 00:27:34,740 --> 00:27:37,394 I can hear you breathing, you... [Handset Settles In Cradle] 449 00:27:46,490 --> 00:27:50,146 If you asked me now, I couldn't tell you why I called him. 450 00:27:57,588 --> 00:27:59,765 [Line Ringing] 451 00:28:10,776 --> 00:28:13,692 [Engine Starts] [Ringing Continues] 452 00:28:13,735 --> 00:28:15,650 [Vehicle Departs] 453 00:28:19,785 --> 00:28:22,918 [Rings] 454 00:28:24,964 --> 00:28:27,488 [Ringing Continues] 455 00:28:31,753 --> 00:28:33,886 Hello? 456 00:28:33,929 --> 00:28:35,801 [Tyler] Who's this? [Crunching] 457 00:28:35,844 --> 00:28:38,064 Tyler? 458 00:28:38,107 --> 00:28:40,762 Who is this? Um... [Clears Throat] 459 00:28:40,806 --> 00:28:44,374 We met... We met on the airplane. We had the same suitcase. 460 00:28:44,418 --> 00:28:47,769 [Crunching Continues] Uh, the clever guy. 461 00:28:47,813 --> 00:28:51,991 Oh. [Laughing] Oh, yeah. Right. Okay. 462 00:28:52,034 --> 00:28:55,995 I called a second ago. There was no answer. I'm at a pay phone. 463 00:28:56,038 --> 00:28:59,825 Yeah. I star-69ed you. I never pick up my phone. [Crunching] 464 00:29:01,174 --> 00:29:06,179 So, what's up, man? Uh, well... 465 00:29:06,222 --> 00:29:08,224 You're not gonna believe this. 466 00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:12,838 [Tyler] You know, man, it could be worse. 467 00:29:12,881 --> 00:29:14,927 A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping... 468 00:29:14,970 --> 00:29:17,538 and toss it out the window of a moving car. 469 00:29:17,581 --> 00:29:20,889 There's always that. I don't know. It's just... 470 00:29:20,933 --> 00:29:23,587 When you buy furniture, you tell yourself, "That's it. 471 00:29:23,631 --> 00:29:25,676 That's the last sofa I'm gonna need." 472 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:29,115 Whatever else happens, I've got that sofa problem handled. 473 00:29:29,158 --> 00:29:32,466 I had it all. I had a stereo that was very decent, 474 00:29:32,509 --> 00:29:35,208 a wardrobe that was getting very respectable. 475 00:29:35,251 --> 00:29:38,559 I was close to being complete. 476 00:29:38,602 --> 00:29:41,040 Shit, man. Now it's all gone. All gone. 477 00:29:41,083 --> 00:29:43,694 Hmm. All gone. 478 00:29:45,522 --> 00:29:47,002 Do you know what a duvet is? 479 00:29:48,264 --> 00:29:50,353 Comforter. It's a blanket. 480 00:29:50,397 --> 00:29:54,488 Just a blanket. Why do guys like you and I know what a duvet is? 481 00:29:54,531 --> 00:29:58,405 Is this essential to our survival in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word? 482 00:29:58,448 --> 00:30:02,365 No. What are we then? 483 00:30:02,409 --> 00:30:04,933 We're, uh... I don't know. Consumers. 484 00:30:04,977 --> 00:30:07,283 Right. We are consumers. 485 00:30:07,327 --> 00:30:11,287 We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. 486 00:30:11,331 --> 00:30:14,987 Murder, crime, poverty... These things don't concern me. 487 00:30:15,030 --> 00:30:18,033 What concerns me are celebrity magazines, 488 00:30:18,077 --> 00:30:20,253 television with 500 channels, 489 00:30:20,296 --> 00:30:22,908 some guy's name on my underwear. 490 00:30:22,951 --> 00:30:25,214 Rogaine, Viagra, olestra. 491 00:30:25,258 --> 00:30:28,435 - Martha Stewart. - Fuck Martha Stewart. 492 00:30:28,478 --> 00:30:31,655 Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down, man. 493 00:30:31,699 --> 00:30:33,919 So fuck off with your sofa units... 494 00:30:33,962 --> 00:30:36,530 and Strinne green stripe patterns. 495 00:30:36,573 --> 00:30:38,967 I say, never be complete. 496 00:30:39,011 --> 00:30:43,102 I say, stop being perfect. I say, let-let's evolve. 497 00:30:43,145 --> 00:30:44,886 Let the chips fall where they may. 498 00:30:47,976 --> 00:30:50,892 But that's me, and I could be wrong. Maybe it's a terrible tragedy. 499 00:30:50,936 --> 00:30:53,547 Nah. It's just... It's just stuff. 500 00:30:53,590 --> 00:30:55,723 It's not a tragedy, but... Well, you did lose... 501 00:30:55,766 --> 00:30:58,378 a lot of versatile solutions for modern living. 502 00:30:58,421 --> 00:31:00,641 Fuck. You're right. No. I don't smoke. 503 00:31:04,427 --> 00:31:07,996 My... My insurance is probably gonna cover it, so... 504 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,433 [Grunts] 505 00:31:10,477 --> 00:31:12,783 What? 506 00:31:12,827 --> 00:31:16,744 The things you own end up owning you. 507 00:31:19,225 --> 00:31:21,923 But do what you like, man. 508 00:31:21,967 --> 00:31:24,883 [Groans] Oh, it's late. 509 00:31:24,926 --> 00:31:27,102 Hey, thanks for the beer. Yeah, man. 510 00:31:28,364 --> 00:31:30,453 I should find a hotel. 511 00:31:30,497 --> 00:31:32,803 [Groans] What? 512 00:31:32,847 --> 00:31:35,197 What? A hotel? 513 00:31:35,241 --> 00:31:38,244 Yeah. Just ask, man. 514 00:31:38,287 --> 00:31:40,594 What are you talking about? [Chuckles] Oh, God. 515 00:31:40,637 --> 00:31:42,509 Three pitchers of beer, and you still can't ask. 516 00:31:45,729 --> 00:31:48,341 What? You called me 'cause you needed a place to stay. 517 00:31:48,384 --> 00:31:52,171 Oh, hey, hey... No, no, no. I didn't mean... Yes, you did. So just ask. 518 00:31:52,214 --> 00:31:54,477 Cut the foreplay and just ask, man. 519 00:31:56,740 --> 00:31:58,699 Would-Would that be a problem? 520 00:31:58,742 --> 00:32:00,527 Is it a problem for you to ask? 521 00:32:02,224 --> 00:32:04,183 Can I stay at your place? Yeah. 522 00:32:05,445 --> 00:32:07,360 Thanks. 523 00:32:11,973 --> 00:32:14,976 I want you to do me a favor. Yeah, sure. 524 00:32:15,020 --> 00:32:17,196 I want you to hit me as hard as you can. 525 00:32:17,239 --> 00:32:19,415 What? 526 00:32:19,459 --> 00:32:23,854 I want you to hit me as hard as you can. 527 00:32:23,898 --> 00:32:26,292 [Narrator] Let me tell you a little bit about Tyler Durden. 528 00:32:26,335 --> 00:32:28,947 Tyler was a night person. 529 00:32:28,990 --> 00:32:31,253 While the rest of us were sleeping, he worked. 530 00:32:31,297 --> 00:32:34,604 He had one part-time job as a projectionist. 531 00:32:34,648 --> 00:32:37,651 See, a movie doesn't come all on one big reel. It comes on a few. 532 00:32:37,694 --> 00:32:40,262 So someone has to be there to switch the projectors... 533 00:32:40,306 --> 00:32:43,613 at the exact moment that one reel ends and the next one begins. 534 00:32:43,657 --> 00:32:46,007 If you look for it, you can see these little dots... 535 00:32:46,051 --> 00:32:49,010 come into the upper right-hand corner of the screen. [Beep] 536 00:32:49,054 --> 00:32:51,447 In the industry, we call them "cigarette burns." 537 00:32:51,491 --> 00:32:53,623 That's the cue for a changeover. 538 00:32:53,667 --> 00:32:56,148 He flips the projectors, movie keeps right on going, 539 00:32:56,191 --> 00:32:58,585 and nobody in the audience has any idea. 540 00:32:58,628 --> 00:33:01,196 Why would anyone want this shit job? 541 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:04,199 Because it affords him other interesting opportunities. 542 00:33:04,243 --> 00:33:07,898 Like splicing single frames of pornography into family films. 543 00:33:07,942 --> 00:33:11,293 So when the snooty cat and the courageous dog with the celebrity voices... 544 00:33:11,337 --> 00:33:13,556 meet for the first time in reel three, 545 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:17,038 that's when you'll catch a flash of Tyler's contribution to the film. 546 00:33:17,082 --> 00:33:20,215 ♪♪ [Film: Singing] 547 00:33:20,259 --> 00:33:23,958 - [Woman Moans] - ♪♪ [Singing Continues] 548 00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,526 Nobody knows that they saw it, but they did. 549 00:33:26,569 --> 00:33:29,137 A nice, big cock. 550 00:33:29,181 --> 00:33:31,661 ♪♪ [Singing Continues] 551 00:33:31,705 --> 00:33:34,012 [Crying] 552 00:33:34,055 --> 00:33:36,710 Even a hummingbird couldn't catch Tyler at work. 553 00:33:36,753 --> 00:33:38,625 ♪♪ [Soft Piano] 554 00:33:42,237 --> 00:33:44,674 Tyler also works sometimes as a banquet waiter... 555 00:33:44,718 --> 00:33:46,894 at the luxurious Pressman Hotel. 556 00:33:51,768 --> 00:33:56,034 [Urinating] He was theguerrilla terrorist in the food service industry. 557 00:33:56,077 --> 00:33:58,340 Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch. 558 00:33:58,384 --> 00:34:00,473 Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, 559 00:34:00,516 --> 00:34:03,171 he farted on meringues, sneezed on braised endive. 560 00:34:03,215 --> 00:34:05,217 And as for the cream of mushroom soup, well... 561 00:34:05,260 --> 00:34:09,873 [Chuckles] Go ahead. Tell them. You get the idea. 562 00:34:09,917 --> 00:34:13,094 - What do you want me to do? You just want me to hit you? - Come on. Do me this one favor. 563 00:34:13,138 --> 00:34:15,575 - Why? - Why? I don't know why. I don't know. 564 00:34:15,618 --> 00:34:18,186 - I've never been in a fight. You? - No, but that's a good thing. 565 00:34:18,230 --> 00:34:20,580 No, it is not. How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight? 566 00:34:20,623 --> 00:34:23,017 I don't wanna die without any scars. 567 00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:24,932 So, come on. Hit me before I lose my nerve. 568 00:34:24,975 --> 00:34:27,674 Oh, God. This is crazy. I... 569 00:34:27,717 --> 00:34:31,460 So go crazy. Let 'er rip. Hey, I don't know about this. 570 00:34:31,504 --> 00:34:33,593 I don't either, but who gives a shit? 571 00:34:33,636 --> 00:34:35,812 No one's watching. What do you care? Wait. 572 00:34:35,856 --> 00:34:39,729 This is crazy. You want me to hit you? That's right. 573 00:34:39,773 --> 00:34:43,385 What, like, in the face? [Laughing] Surprise me. 574 00:34:45,692 --> 00:34:47,520 This is so fucking stupid. 575 00:34:52,220 --> 00:34:54,048 [Train Horn Blowing In Distance] 576 00:34:56,877 --> 00:35:01,229 [Grunts] Motherfucker! 577 00:35:01,273 --> 00:35:04,406 - You hit me in the ear! - Well, Jesus, I'm sorry. 578 00:35:04,450 --> 00:35:07,975 Ow! Christ! Why the ear, man? 579 00:35:08,018 --> 00:35:10,238 Aw, I fucked it up kinda.No. That was perfect. 580 00:35:10,282 --> 00:35:12,197 [Grunts] 581 00:35:13,546 --> 00:35:15,374 [Groaning] [Chuckles] 582 00:35:23,077 --> 00:35:25,906 Nah, it's all right. 583 00:35:25,949 --> 00:35:28,561 You okay? That really hurts. 584 00:35:28,604 --> 00:35:32,260 Right. Hit me again. 585 00:35:32,304 --> 00:35:35,481 [Laughing] No. You hit me. Come on. 586 00:35:35,524 --> 00:35:39,224 [Both Grunting] 587 00:35:48,537 --> 00:35:51,105 [Siren Wailing In Distance] 588 00:35:52,585 --> 00:35:54,674 We should do this again sometime. 589 00:35:54,717 --> 00:35:56,850 [Chuckles] 590 00:36:07,643 --> 00:36:09,732 Where's your car? What car? 591 00:36:09,776 --> 00:36:11,604 [Belches] 592 00:36:20,656 --> 00:36:23,093 [Narrator] I don't know how Tyler found that house, 593 00:36:23,137 --> 00:36:25,400 but he said he'd been there for a year. 594 00:36:25,444 --> 00:36:28,273 It looked like it was waiting to be torn down. [Groans] 595 00:36:28,316 --> 00:36:30,840 Most of the windows were boarded up. 596 00:36:30,884 --> 00:36:32,842 There was no lock on the front door... 597 00:36:32,886 --> 00:36:36,281 from when the police or whoever kicked it in. 598 00:36:36,324 --> 00:36:38,544 The stairs were ready to collapse. [Board Cracks] 599 00:36:38,587 --> 00:36:40,981 I didn't know if he owned it or if he was squatting. 600 00:36:41,024 --> 00:36:43,418 Neither would have surprised me. 601 00:36:43,462 --> 00:36:45,681 Yep. That's you. 602 00:36:45,725 --> 00:36:49,250 That's me. That's the toilet. Good? 603 00:36:49,294 --> 00:36:52,122 Yeah. Thanks. 604 00:36:52,166 --> 00:36:54,386 [Narrator] What a shit-hole. [Springs Clang] 605 00:36:54,429 --> 00:36:56,910 - Nothing worked. - [Water Pipes Rumble] 606 00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:03,177 Turning on one light meant another light in the house went out. 607 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:06,789 There were no neighbors, just some warehouses and a paper mill... 608 00:37:06,833 --> 00:37:11,011 That fart smell of steam, the hamster cage smell of wood chips. 609 00:37:11,054 --> 00:37:15,102 After work tomorrow, we'll be... Hey. What have we here? 610 00:37:15,145 --> 00:37:17,844 [Both Grunting] 611 00:37:24,546 --> 00:37:27,332 Hold on. Hold on. [Groans] 612 00:37:29,508 --> 00:37:31,640 Hey, guys.Hey. 613 00:37:31,684 --> 00:37:34,382 Hey. It's cool. [Grunts] 614 00:37:34,426 --> 00:37:37,342 ♪♪ [Whistling] 615 00:37:43,696 --> 00:37:46,916 [Narrator] Every time it rained, we had to kill the power. 616 00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:49,310 By the end of the first month, I didn't miss TV. 617 00:37:49,354 --> 00:37:51,443 That's it. Okay. 618 00:37:51,486 --> 00:37:54,576 I didn't even mind the warm, stale refrigerator. 619 00:37:54,620 --> 00:37:59,712 [Both Grunting] 620 00:38:07,459 --> 00:38:08,895 Can I be next? 621 00:38:13,900 --> 00:38:16,511 All right, man. Lose the tie. 622 00:38:18,818 --> 00:38:21,255 [Glass Shatters] Ooh! [Laughs] 623 00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:23,344 [Narrator] At night, Tyler and I... 624 00:38:23,388 --> 00:38:25,868 were alone for a half a mile in every direction. 625 00:38:27,609 --> 00:38:31,657 [Glass Shatters] You got it. 626 00:38:31,700 --> 00:38:35,530 Rain trickled down through the plaster and the light fixtures. 627 00:38:35,574 --> 00:38:37,445 Everything wooden swelled and shrank. 628 00:38:37,489 --> 00:38:41,797 Everywhere were rusted nails to snag your elbow on. 629 00:38:41,841 --> 00:38:44,322 The previous occupant had been a bit of a shut-in. 630 00:38:44,365 --> 00:38:46,759 [Bell Dings] Hey, man, what are you reading? 631 00:38:46,802 --> 00:38:51,241 Listen to this. It's an article written by an organ in the first person. 632 00:38:51,285 --> 00:38:54,070 "I am Jack's medulla oblongata. 633 00:38:54,114 --> 00:38:57,770 Without me, Jack could not regulate his heart rate, blood pressure or breathing." 634 00:38:57,813 --> 00:39:00,425 There's a whole series of these. 635 00:39:00,468 --> 00:39:03,776 - "I Am Jill's Nipples." - [Clattering] 636 00:39:03,819 --> 00:39:07,606 - "I Am Jack's Colon." - Yeah. "I get cancer. I kill Jack." 637 00:39:07,649 --> 00:39:11,174 Whoa... Ohh! 638 00:39:11,218 --> 00:39:14,830 [Narrator] After fighting, everything else in your life got the volume turned down. 639 00:39:14,874 --> 00:39:18,399 [Muted Chattering] 640 00:39:18,443 --> 00:39:21,097 - What? - [Narrator] You could deal with anything. 641 00:39:21,141 --> 00:39:22,925 Have you finished those reports? 642 00:39:27,060 --> 00:39:29,454 - [Water Splashes] - [Tyler] If you could fight anyone, who would you fight? 643 00:39:29,497 --> 00:39:31,847 [Scrubbing] I'd fight my boss, probably. 644 00:39:31,891 --> 00:39:34,415 Really? 645 00:39:34,459 --> 00:39:36,199 Yeah. Why? Who would you fight? 646 00:39:36,243 --> 00:39:40,247 - I'd fight my dad. - I don't know my dad. 647 00:39:40,290 --> 00:39:43,903 I mean, I know him, but he left when I was, like, six years old, 648 00:39:43,946 --> 00:39:45,861 married this other woman and had some other kids. 649 00:39:45,905 --> 00:39:48,081 He, like, did this every six years. 650 00:39:48,124 --> 00:39:50,997 He goes to a new city and starts a new family. 651 00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,042 Fucker settin' up franchises. 652 00:39:55,305 --> 00:39:58,874 My dad never went to college, so it was real important that I go. 653 00:39:58,918 --> 00:40:02,748 That sounds familiar. So I graduate. I call him up long distance. 654 00:40:02,791 --> 00:40:05,664 I say, "Dad, now what?" He says, "Get a job." 655 00:40:05,707 --> 00:40:07,840 Same here. Now I'm 25. 656 00:40:07,883 --> 00:40:11,452 I make my yearly call again. I say, "Dad, now what?" 657 00:40:11,496 --> 00:40:13,976 He says, "I don't know. Get married." 658 00:40:14,020 --> 00:40:17,719 [Scoffs] I mean... I can't get married. 659 00:40:17,763 --> 00:40:20,461 [Thunder Rumbles] I'm a 30-year-old boy. 660 00:40:20,505 --> 00:40:22,985 We're a generation of men raised by women. 661 00:40:23,029 --> 00:40:26,989 I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need. 662 00:40:33,343 --> 00:40:36,738 [Narrator] Most of the week, we were Ozzie and Harriet. 663 00:40:36,782 --> 00:40:40,612 ♪♪ [Whistling] But every Saturday night, we were finding something out. 664 00:40:40,655 --> 00:40:42,788 [Men Shouting] 665 00:40:42,831 --> 00:40:45,355 We were finding out more and more that we were not alone. 666 00:40:45,399 --> 00:40:47,619 [Men Groaning] 667 00:40:47,662 --> 00:40:49,708 [Man] Who turned the lights off? 668 00:40:49,751 --> 00:40:52,145 It used to be that when I came home angry or depressed... 669 00:40:52,188 --> 00:40:54,016 [Man] Good night, Marla. I'd just clean my condo, 670 00:40:54,060 --> 00:40:56,323 polish my Scandinavian furniture. 671 00:40:56,366 --> 00:40:58,978 I should've been looking for a new condo. 672 00:40:59,021 --> 00:41:01,633 I should've been haggling with my insurance company. 673 00:41:01,676 --> 00:41:04,592 I should've been upset about my nice, neat flaming little shit. 674 00:41:04,636 --> 00:41:07,029 But I wasn't. 675 00:41:07,073 --> 00:41:10,903 The basic premise of cyber-netting any office is make things more efficient. 676 00:41:10,946 --> 00:41:13,819 [Narrator] Monday mornings, all I could do was think about next week. 677 00:41:13,862 --> 00:41:17,126 Can I get the icon in cornflower blue? 678 00:41:17,170 --> 00:41:21,566 Absolutely. Efficiency is priority number one, people. 679 00:41:21,609 --> 00:41:24,612 Because waste is a thief. 680 00:41:24,656 --> 00:41:27,615 I showed this already to my man here. You liked it, didn't you? 681 00:41:27,659 --> 00:41:29,269 [Hisses, Mouths Words] 682 00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:34,100 [Narrator] You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick. 683 00:41:36,145 --> 00:41:38,539 It was right in everyone's face. 684 00:41:38,583 --> 00:41:41,063 Tyler and I just made it visible. 685 00:41:41,107 --> 00:41:43,326 It was on the tip of everyone's tongue. 686 00:41:43,370 --> 00:41:46,895 Tyler and I just gave it a name. ♪♪ [Rock] 687 00:41:53,772 --> 00:41:56,644 ♪♪ [Man Singing, Indistinct] 688 00:41:56,688 --> 00:41:59,429 Come on, people, you gotta go home. 689 00:42:01,475 --> 00:42:04,957 ♪♪ [Continues] 690 00:42:20,886 --> 00:42:23,149 Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back. 691 00:42:42,124 --> 00:42:44,170 [Man] Keep it down. [Man #2 Hawks] 692 00:42:44,213 --> 00:42:46,259 Keep it down. [Spits] 693 00:42:46,302 --> 00:42:48,914 [Narrator] Every week, Tyler gave the rules that he and I decided. 694 00:42:48,957 --> 00:42:52,308 Gentlemen, welcome to Fight Club. 695 00:42:52,352 --> 00:42:55,355 [Switch Clicks] 696 00:42:55,398 --> 00:42:57,226 The first rule of Fight Club is... 697 00:42:57,270 --> 00:42:59,751 you do not talk about Fight Club. 698 00:42:59,794 --> 00:43:02,841 The second rule of Fight Club is... 699 00:43:02,884 --> 00:43:06,279 you do not talk about Fight Club. 700 00:43:06,322 --> 00:43:08,847 Third rule of Fight Club... 701 00:43:08,890 --> 00:43:13,503 Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. 702 00:43:13,547 --> 00:43:16,811 - Fourth rule... Only two guys to a fight. - [Scattered Laughter] 703 00:43:16,855 --> 00:43:20,467 Fifth rule... One fight at a time, fellas. 704 00:43:20,510 --> 00:43:24,297 [Laughter] Sixth rule... No shirts, no shoes. 705 00:43:24,340 --> 00:43:28,562 Seventh rule... Fights will go on as long as they have to. 706 00:43:30,564 --> 00:43:33,567 And the eighth and final rule... 707 00:43:33,611 --> 00:43:36,439 If this is your first night at Fight Club, 708 00:43:36,483 --> 00:43:38,528 you have to fight. 709 00:43:38,572 --> 00:43:40,182 [Loud Shouting, Cheering] 710 00:43:43,316 --> 00:43:45,318 [Narrator] This kid from work, Ricky, 711 00:43:45,361 --> 00:43:49,844 couldn't remember whether you ordered pens with blue ink or black. 712 00:43:49,888 --> 00:43:52,368 Come on, man! But Ricky was a god for 10 minutes... 713 00:43:52,412 --> 00:43:55,110 when he trounced the maître d' of a local food court. 714 00:43:58,723 --> 00:44:02,248 Sometimes, all you could hear were the flat, hard packing sounds over the yelling. 715 00:44:06,992 --> 00:44:10,082 Or the wet choke when someone caught their breath and sprayed... 716 00:44:10,125 --> 00:44:14,608 - Stop! - You weren't alive anywhere like you were there. 717 00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:16,654 But Fight Club only exists in the hours... 718 00:44:16,697 --> 00:44:20,353 between when Fight Club starts and when Fight Club ends. 719 00:44:20,396 --> 00:44:23,269 Even if I could tell someone they had a good fight, 720 00:44:23,312 --> 00:44:25,488 I wouldn't be talking to the same man. 721 00:44:25,532 --> 00:44:29,101 Who you were in Fight Club is not who you were in the rest of the world. 722 00:44:29,144 --> 00:44:31,973 The guy who came to Fight Club for the first time, 723 00:44:32,017 --> 00:44:34,106 his ass was a wad of cookie dough. 724 00:44:34,149 --> 00:44:37,152 After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood. 725 00:44:37,196 --> 00:44:41,374 If you could fight any celebrity, who would you fight? 726 00:44:41,417 --> 00:44:45,160 Alive or dead? It doesn't matter. Who'd be tough? 727 00:44:45,204 --> 00:44:47,772 Hemingway. You? 728 00:44:49,164 --> 00:44:52,124 Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner. 729 00:44:54,300 --> 00:44:56,911 [Narrator] We all started seeing things differently. 730 00:44:56,955 --> 00:45:00,175 [Clattering] Everywhere we went, we were sizing things up. 731 00:45:04,745 --> 00:45:07,617 I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms, 732 00:45:07,661 --> 00:45:09,794 trying to look like how Calvin Klein... 733 00:45:09,837 --> 00:45:13,275 or Tommy Hilfiger said they should. Is that what a man looks like? 734 00:45:13,319 --> 00:45:17,236 [Laughing] Ahh. Self-improvement is masturbation. 735 00:45:17,279 --> 00:45:19,760 Now, self-destruction... 736 00:45:19,804 --> 00:45:22,241 Excuse me. [Woman Coughing] 737 00:45:22,284 --> 00:45:24,765 [Screaming] 738 00:45:24,809 --> 00:45:27,812 [All Shouting] 739 00:45:32,599 --> 00:45:36,821 Pound his ass! Hit him again, man! Come on! Hit him! 740 00:45:40,650 --> 00:45:43,523 [Shouting Continues] 741 00:45:56,536 --> 00:45:59,017 [Narrator] Fight Club wasn't about winning or losing. 742 00:45:59,060 --> 00:46:00,845 It wasn't about words. 743 00:46:03,848 --> 00:46:06,285 The hysterical shouting was in tongues, 744 00:46:06,328 --> 00:46:08,330 like in a Pentecostal church. 745 00:46:13,858 --> 00:46:16,077 Is that it? Stop! Stop! 746 00:46:16,121 --> 00:46:18,993 When the fight was over, nothing was solved, 747 00:46:19,037 --> 00:46:21,866 but nothing mattered. Hey, cool. 748 00:46:24,607 --> 00:46:27,567 [Narrator] Afterwards, we all felt saved. 749 00:46:27,610 --> 00:46:29,743 Hey, man, how about next week? 750 00:46:31,092 --> 00:46:33,225 How about next month? I hear you. 751 00:46:33,268 --> 00:46:36,141 Irvin, you're in the middle. New guy. You too. 752 00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:40,188 [Narrator] Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me. 753 00:46:40,232 --> 00:46:42,843 Fell down some stairs. 754 00:46:42,887 --> 00:46:44,758 I fell down some stairs. 755 00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:51,721 Fight Club became the reason to cut your hair short or trim your fingernails. 756 00:46:51,765 --> 00:46:54,289 Okay. Any historical figure. 757 00:46:54,333 --> 00:46:56,030 I'd fight Gandhi. 758 00:46:57,553 --> 00:47:01,035 - Good answer. - How about you? 759 00:47:01,079 --> 00:47:03,081 Lincoln. Lincoln? 760 00:47:03,124 --> 00:47:07,041 Mm. Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight till they're burger. 761 00:47:07,085 --> 00:47:08,913 [Groans] Fuck. 762 00:47:11,524 --> 00:47:13,613 Hey. Even the Mona Lisa's falling apart. 763 00:47:18,139 --> 00:47:20,838 [Rings] 764 00:47:22,752 --> 00:47:25,016 Hello. 765 00:47:25,059 --> 00:47:27,279 [Marla] Where have you been the last eight weeks? 766 00:47:27,322 --> 00:47:29,977 - Marla? - [Karate Yell] 767 00:47:31,936 --> 00:47:34,852 How'd you find me? You left that forwarding number. 768 00:47:34,895 --> 00:47:37,855 I haven't seen you in any support groups. 769 00:47:37,898 --> 00:47:41,293 Yeah, we split them up. That was the idea, remember? 770 00:47:41,336 --> 00:47:44,078 Yeah, but you haven't been going to yours. 771 00:47:44,122 --> 00:47:47,734 - How do you know? - I cheated. 772 00:47:47,777 --> 00:47:50,041 [Karate Yell] I found a new one. 773 00:47:50,084 --> 00:47:52,521 - Really? - It's for men only. 774 00:47:52,565 --> 00:47:55,307 - Like the testicle thing? - [Karate Yell] 775 00:47:58,527 --> 00:48:02,618 - Look, this is a bad time. - I've been going to Debtors Anonymous. 776 00:48:02,662 --> 00:48:05,447 You wanna see some really fucked-up people? I'm just on my way out. 777 00:48:05,491 --> 00:48:08,320 Me too. I've got a stomach full of Xanax. 778 00:48:08,363 --> 00:48:10,844 I took what was left of a bottle. 779 00:48:10,888 --> 00:48:13,194 It might have been too much. [Narrator] Just picture watching... 780 00:48:13,238 --> 00:48:16,894 Marla Singer throw herself around her crummy apartment. 781 00:48:16,937 --> 00:48:18,983 But this isn't a for-real suicide thing. 782 00:48:19,026 --> 00:48:21,637 This is probably one of those cry-for-help things. 783 00:48:21,681 --> 00:48:24,510 [Narrator] This could go on for hours. You're staying in tonight then? 784 00:48:24,553 --> 00:48:27,295 Do you wanna wait and hear me describe death? 785 00:48:27,339 --> 00:48:29,515 Do you wanna listen... 786 00:48:29,558 --> 00:48:31,865 and see if my spirit can use a phone? 787 00:48:33,867 --> 00:48:36,565 [Clattering] Have you ever heard a death rattle before? 788 00:49:03,288 --> 00:49:06,900 [Narrator] Tyler's door was closed. I'd been living here for two months, 789 00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:09,947 and Tyler's door was never closed. 790 00:49:09,990 --> 00:49:11,905 [Footsteps On Stairs] 791 00:49:14,168 --> 00:49:16,431 You won't believe this dream I had last night. 792 00:49:16,475 --> 00:49:19,173 Yeah, I can hardly believe anything about last night. 793 00:49:25,266 --> 00:49:29,140 [Gargles, Chuckles] 794 00:49:29,183 --> 00:49:30,968 What-What are you doing here? 795 00:49:33,796 --> 00:49:36,060 What? 796 00:49:36,103 --> 00:49:38,279 This is my house. What are you doing in my house? 797 00:49:40,803 --> 00:49:42,892 Fuck you. 798 00:49:42,936 --> 00:49:45,112 [Cup Clatters] 799 00:49:55,731 --> 00:49:57,603 [Laughs] Ah! 800 00:49:57,646 --> 00:50:00,910 Oh, you got some fucked-up friends, I'm tellin' you. 801 00:50:00,954 --> 00:50:03,391 [Chuckling] Limber, though. 802 00:50:03,435 --> 00:50:06,264 Silly cooze. 803 00:50:06,307 --> 00:50:11,182 So I come in last night. Phone's off the hook. Guess who's on the other end. 804 00:50:11,225 --> 00:50:13,923 [Narrator] I already knew the story before he told it to me. 805 00:50:16,491 --> 00:50:19,233 Have you ever heard a death rattle before? 806 00:50:19,277 --> 00:50:22,149 Do you think it'll live up to its name? 807 00:50:22,193 --> 00:50:26,110 Or will it just be a death hair ball? 808 00:50:26,153 --> 00:50:28,112 [Coughs] 809 00:50:29,330 --> 00:50:33,204 Prepare... to evacuate soul. 810 00:50:33,247 --> 00:50:37,904 [Marla] Ten, nine, eight... 811 00:50:37,947 --> 00:50:40,037 [Narrator] Now, how could Tyler, of all people, 812 00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:44,432 think it was a bad thing that Marla Singer was about to die? 813 00:50:44,476 --> 00:50:48,088 [Marla] five, four, 814 00:50:48,132 --> 00:50:50,308 three... Oh, hang on. 815 00:50:55,791 --> 00:50:58,142 You got here fast. 816 00:50:58,185 --> 00:51:00,535 ♪♪ [Woman Singing, Indistinct] 817 00:51:00,579 --> 00:51:03,103 Did I call you? 818 00:51:03,147 --> 00:51:05,410 Huh? 819 00:51:05,453 --> 00:51:07,934 Hey. [Chuckles] 820 00:51:07,977 --> 00:51:09,675 [Stifled Laugh] 821 00:51:12,939 --> 00:51:15,333 The mattress is all sealed in slippery plastic. 822 00:51:17,117 --> 00:51:18,814 [Rattling] 823 00:51:18,858 --> 00:51:20,990 Oh, don't worry. It's not a threat to you. 824 00:51:21,034 --> 00:51:24,385 [Siren Wailing] 825 00:51:24,429 --> 00:51:25,908 Oh, fuck. 826 00:51:25,952 --> 00:51:28,085 Somebody called the cops. 827 00:51:28,128 --> 00:51:29,912 [Police Radio Chatter] 828 00:51:35,092 --> 00:51:36,789 [Radio Chatter Continues] [Officer] Back there! 829 00:51:36,832 --> 00:51:39,748 [Officers Shouting] 830 00:51:39,792 --> 00:51:44,362 513... Where's 513? Oh, end of the hall. 831 00:51:44,405 --> 00:51:47,930 You know, the girl who lives there used to be a charming, lovely girl. 832 00:51:47,974 --> 00:51:50,063 [Dog Barking] She's lost faith in herself. 833 00:51:50,107 --> 00:51:53,327 - Miss Singer! - She's a monster. 834 00:51:53,371 --> 00:51:55,068 You have every reason to live! 835 00:51:55,112 --> 00:51:57,679 She's infectious human waste! 836 00:51:57,723 --> 00:52:00,378 Miss Singer! Good luck trying to save her! 837 00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:10,518 If I fall asleep, I'm done for. 838 00:52:11,954 --> 00:52:14,957 You're gonna have to keep me up... 839 00:52:15,001 --> 00:52:17,177 all night. 840 00:52:17,221 --> 00:52:19,614 Un-fucking-believable. [Coughs] 841 00:52:19,658 --> 00:52:21,921 [Narrator] He was obviously able to handle it. 842 00:52:21,964 --> 00:52:25,490 - You know what I mean. You fucked her. - No, I didn't. 843 00:52:25,533 --> 00:52:27,622 Never? No. 844 00:52:29,624 --> 00:52:33,150 - You're not into her, are you? - No! God, not at all. 845 00:52:33,193 --> 00:52:35,674 [Narrator] I am Jack's raging bile duct. 846 00:52:35,717 --> 00:52:37,850 Are you sure? You can tell me. 847 00:52:37,893 --> 00:52:40,069 Believe me, I'm sure. [Narrator] Put a gun to my head... 848 00:52:40,113 --> 00:52:42,202 and paint the walls with my brains. 849 00:52:42,246 --> 00:52:44,596 That's good, 'cause she's a predator posing as a house pet. 850 00:52:44,639 --> 00:52:46,685 Stay away from that one. 851 00:52:46,728 --> 00:52:49,078 [Chuckling] 852 00:52:49,122 --> 00:52:51,429 And the shit that came out of this woman's mouth, I ain't never heard. 853 00:52:51,472 --> 00:52:53,300 My God. 854 00:52:53,344 --> 00:52:56,869 I haven't been fucked like that since grade school. 855 00:52:56,912 --> 00:52:59,741 [Shudders] [Narrator] How could Tyler not go for that? 856 00:52:59,785 --> 00:53:03,180 The night before last, he was splicing sex organs intoCinderella. 857 00:53:03,223 --> 00:53:05,921 Marla doesn't need a lover. She needs a fucking caseworker. 858 00:53:05,965 --> 00:53:08,707 She needs a wash. And she's in love with sport fuckin'. 859 00:53:08,750 --> 00:53:12,189 [Narrator] She invaded my support groups. Now she'd invaded my home. 860 00:53:12,232 --> 00:53:14,016 Hey, hey. Sit down. 861 00:53:18,586 --> 00:53:21,372 Now, listen. Can't have you talking to her about me. 862 00:53:21,415 --> 00:53:24,636 Why would I talk to her... You say anything about me or what goes on in this house... 863 00:53:24,679 --> 00:53:28,509 to her or to anybody, we're done. 864 00:53:28,553 --> 00:53:30,511 Now promise me.Okay. 865 00:53:30,555 --> 00:53:32,165 You promise? Yeah, I promise. 866 00:53:32,209 --> 00:53:34,776 Promise. I just said I promise. 867 00:53:34,820 --> 00:53:36,648 That's three times you promised. 868 00:53:38,824 --> 00:53:41,043 [Narrator] If only I had wasted a couple of minutes... 869 00:53:41,087 --> 00:53:44,656 and gone to watch Marla Singer die, none of this would've happened. 870 00:53:44,699 --> 00:53:48,616 [Marla Moaning Loudly] [Loud Thumping] 871 00:53:48,660 --> 00:53:52,098 Oh, my God! Yeah! Oh! Harder! Harder! 872 00:53:52,141 --> 00:53:54,100 Yes! Ooh! Aah! 873 00:53:54,143 --> 00:53:56,842 Aah! Ohh! Aah! 874 00:53:56,885 --> 00:54:00,280 [Tyler And Marla Shouting, Grunting] 875 00:54:00,324 --> 00:54:02,717 [Narrator] I could've moved to another room... 876 00:54:02,761 --> 00:54:04,980 on the third floor, where I might not have heard them. 877 00:54:05,024 --> 00:54:07,331 [Shouting Continues] 878 00:54:07,374 --> 00:54:09,158 But I didn't. [Rats Squeaking] 879 00:54:12,597 --> 00:54:15,556 [Marla Moaning] 880 00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:18,559 [Loud Thumping] [Moaning, Screaming] 881 00:54:18,603 --> 00:54:21,475 [Slapping] [Moaning, Screaming Continue] 882 00:54:21,519 --> 00:54:24,391 [Marla Screaming Loudly] 883 00:54:27,133 --> 00:54:29,744 [Marla And Tyler Screaming] [Bed Thumping] 884 00:54:29,788 --> 00:54:32,878 [Rattling] 885 00:54:32,921 --> 00:54:37,099 - What are you doin'? - Just goin' to bed. 886 00:54:37,143 --> 00:54:39,014 [Marla Moaning] You want to finish her off? 887 00:54:39,058 --> 00:54:41,408 [Gasps] Oh! [Clattering] 888 00:54:41,452 --> 00:54:43,541 No. No, thank you. 889 00:54:43,584 --> 00:54:45,673 [Marla] I found the cigarettes. 890 00:54:45,717 --> 00:54:49,286 Who are you talking to? Shut up. 891 00:54:49,329 --> 00:54:53,028 [Marla Moaning] [Narrator] I became the calm little center of the world. 892 00:54:53,072 --> 00:54:56,728 I was the Zen master. [Tyler Grunting] 893 00:55:00,079 --> 00:55:02,734 I wrote little haiku poems. 894 00:55:02,777 --> 00:55:05,432 I e-mailed them to everyone. 895 00:55:05,476 --> 00:55:09,610 - Is that your blood? - [Modem Connecting] 896 00:55:09,654 --> 00:55:11,264 Some of it, yeah. 897 00:55:11,308 --> 00:55:14,180 - You can't smoke in here. - [Snickers] 898 00:55:14,223 --> 00:55:18,793 Take the rest of the day off. Come back Monday with some clean clothes. 899 00:55:18,837 --> 00:55:21,361 Get yourself together. 900 00:55:21,405 --> 00:55:23,624 [Narrator] I got right in everyone's hostile little face. 901 00:55:23,668 --> 00:55:25,974 Yes, these are bruises from fighting. 902 00:55:26,018 --> 00:55:28,063 Yes, I'm comfortable with that. 903 00:55:28,107 --> 00:55:29,935 I... am enlightened. 904 00:55:32,111 --> 00:55:34,156 You give up the condo life, 905 00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:36,420 give up all your flaming worldly possessions, 906 00:55:36,463 --> 00:55:38,639 go live in a dilapidated house... 907 00:55:38,683 --> 00:55:40,989 in a toxic-waste part of town... [Tyler Grunting] 908 00:55:41,033 --> 00:55:44,515 and you have to come home to this. [Loud Thumping] 909 00:55:44,558 --> 00:55:47,779 [Phone Rings] 910 00:55:47,822 --> 00:55:49,911 [Tyler And Marla Moaning And Shouting] 911 00:55:49,955 --> 00:55:52,436 [Marla Screaming Loudly] 912 00:55:52,479 --> 00:55:55,177 [Rings] 913 00:55:55,221 --> 00:55:59,399 Hello? Yes. This is Detective Stern with the arson unit. 914 00:55:59,443 --> 00:56:01,619 We have some new information about the incident... 915 00:56:01,662 --> 00:56:04,535 at your former condo. Yes? 916 00:56:04,578 --> 00:56:07,668 I don't know if you're aware, but it seems that someone sprayed Freon... 917 00:56:07,712 --> 00:56:10,236 into your front door lock, then tapped it... 918 00:56:10,279 --> 00:56:12,325 with a chisel to shatter the cylinder. 919 00:56:12,369 --> 00:56:14,327 No, I wasn't aware of that at all. 920 00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:16,285 [Narrator] I am Jack's cold sweat. 921 00:56:16,329 --> 00:56:18,505 Does this sound strange to you? 922 00:56:18,549 --> 00:56:20,507 Uh, yes, sir. Strange. Very strange. 923 00:56:20,551 --> 00:56:22,770 - The dynamite... - Dynamite? 924 00:56:22,814 --> 00:56:27,035 Left a residue of ammonium oxalate potassium chloride. 925 00:56:27,079 --> 00:56:30,474 Do you know what this means? No. What does it mean? 926 00:56:30,517 --> 00:56:34,303 - It means it was homemade. - I'm sorry. 927 00:56:34,347 --> 00:56:36,828 This is just coming as quite a shock to me, sir. 928 00:56:36,871 --> 00:56:39,004 See, whoever set this homemade dynamite... 929 00:56:39,047 --> 00:56:42,573 could've blown out your pilot light days before the actual explosion. 930 00:56:42,616 --> 00:56:45,619 The gas was just the detonator. Who would go and do such a thing? 931 00:56:45,663 --> 00:56:47,882 I'll ask the questions. Tell him. 932 00:56:47,926 --> 00:56:50,276 Tell him the liberator who destroyed my property... 933 00:56:50,319 --> 00:56:52,321 has realigned my perception. 934 00:56:52,365 --> 00:56:54,498 [Detective] Excuse me. Are you there? 935 00:56:54,541 --> 00:56:57,501 No, I am listening. It's a little hard to know what to make of all this. 936 00:56:57,544 --> 00:56:59,677 Have you recently made enemies with anyone... 937 00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:02,114 who might have access to homemade dynamite? 938 00:57:02,157 --> 00:57:04,464 Enemies? Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, 939 00:57:04,508 --> 00:57:06,684 especially the importance of material possessions. 940 00:57:06,727 --> 00:57:09,469 [Detective] Son, this is serious. Yes, I know it's serious. 941 00:57:09,513 --> 00:57:12,341 I mean that. Yes, it's very serious. 942 00:57:12,385 --> 00:57:17,564 Look, nobody takes this more seriously than me. That condo was my life. 943 00:57:17,608 --> 00:57:21,655 Okay? I loved every stick of furniture in that place. 944 00:57:21,699 --> 00:57:24,789 That was not just a bunch of stuff that got destroyed. 945 00:57:24,832 --> 00:57:27,139 It was me! [Narrator] I'd like to thank the Academy. 946 00:57:27,182 --> 00:57:29,054 [Detective] Is this not a good time for you? 947 00:57:29,097 --> 00:57:31,839 Just tell him you fuckin' did it. Shh! 948 00:57:31,883 --> 00:57:36,061 Tell him you blew it all up. That's what he wants to hear. 949 00:57:36,104 --> 00:57:38,150 Are you still there? Wait. 950 00:57:38,193 --> 00:57:40,718 Are you saying that I'm a suspect? No, no. 951 00:57:40,761 --> 00:57:42,720 I may need to talk to you a little further, 952 00:57:42,763 --> 00:57:44,722 so how about you just let me know if you're gonna leave town? 953 00:57:44,765 --> 00:57:47,072 Okay? Okay. 954 00:57:50,554 --> 00:57:54,732 [Narrator] Except for their humping, Tyler and Marla were never in the same room. 955 00:57:54,775 --> 00:57:57,735 My parents pulled this exact same act for years. 956 00:57:57,778 --> 00:58:01,739 The condom is the glass slipper of our generation. 957 00:58:01,782 --> 00:58:04,655 You slip one on when you meet a stranger. 958 00:58:04,698 --> 00:58:07,135 You dance all night. 959 00:58:07,179 --> 00:58:09,529 Then you throw it away. 960 00:58:09,573 --> 00:58:13,098 The condom, I mean. Not the stranger. [Lighter Flicks] 961 00:58:13,141 --> 00:58:14,665 What? 962 00:58:14,708 --> 00:58:18,495 [Chuckles] 963 00:58:18,538 --> 00:58:22,411 [Inhales] I got this dress at a thrift store for one dollar. 964 00:58:22,455 --> 00:58:24,370 It was worth every penny. 965 00:58:24,413 --> 00:58:26,459 It's a bridesmaid's dress. 966 00:58:28,417 --> 00:58:33,335 Someone loved it intensely for one day, 967 00:58:33,379 --> 00:58:34,772 then tossed it. 968 00:58:36,948 --> 00:58:39,037 Like a Christmas tree. 969 00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:41,605 So special. 970 00:58:41,648 --> 00:58:44,608 Then, bam. 971 00:58:44,651 --> 00:58:47,262 It's on the side of the road, 972 00:58:47,306 --> 00:58:49,351 tinsel still clinging to it... 973 00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:54,356 like a sex crime victim, 974 00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:57,055 underwear inside out, 975 00:58:57,098 --> 00:59:00,101 bound with electrical tape. Well, then it suits you. 976 00:59:01,450 --> 00:59:03,278 You can borrow it sometime. 977 00:59:08,327 --> 00:59:10,677 [Stomping On Stairs] 978 00:59:10,721 --> 00:59:13,201 Get rid of her. 979 00:59:13,245 --> 00:59:15,813 Why can't you get rid of her? Don't mention me. 980 00:59:15,856 --> 00:59:17,945 [Narrator] I'm six years old again, 981 00:59:17,989 --> 00:59:19,947 passing messages between parents. 982 00:59:22,602 --> 00:59:24,909 I really think it's time you got out of here. 983 00:59:24,952 --> 00:59:27,694 - Don't worry. I'm leaving. - Not that we don't love your little visits. 984 00:59:27,738 --> 00:59:30,436 You know, you are such a nutcase. I can't even begin to keep up. 985 00:59:30,479 --> 00:59:32,612 [Bottle Clatters] 986 00:59:32,656 --> 00:59:36,964 - ♪ Gotta get off - Thanks. Bye. 987 00:59:37,008 --> 00:59:41,534 ♪ Gotta get off this merry-go-round ♪ 988 00:59:43,667 --> 00:59:47,540 ♪ Gonna get, need to get 989 00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:49,586 ♪ Gotta get on where ♪ 990 00:59:49,629 --> 00:59:51,675 [Chuckling] 991 00:59:51,718 --> 00:59:53,285 You kids. 992 00:59:53,328 --> 00:59:56,375 Wh-Why do you still waste time with her? 993 00:59:58,725 --> 01:00:02,511 I'll say this about Marla... At least she's tryin' to hit bottom. 994 01:00:02,555 --> 01:00:04,078 What, and I'm not? 995 01:00:04,122 --> 01:00:06,254 Stickin' feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. 996 01:00:06,298 --> 01:00:08,953 What are we doin' tonight? 997 01:00:08,996 --> 01:00:11,042 Tonight? Yeah. 998 01:00:11,085 --> 01:00:14,045 - We make soap. - Really? 999 01:00:14,088 --> 01:00:16,743 To make soap, first we render fat. 1000 01:00:29,364 --> 01:00:32,193 [Walkie-Talkie Squawks] 1001 01:00:33,934 --> 01:00:35,806 [Man On Walkie-Talkie, Indistinct] 1002 01:00:35,849 --> 01:00:37,982 The salt balance has to be just right, 1003 01:00:38,025 --> 01:00:41,115 so the best fat for making soap comes from humans. 1004 01:00:41,159 --> 01:00:44,118 Wait. What is this place? A liposuction clinic. 1005 01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:54,781 Aha! Pay dirt. 1006 01:00:54,825 --> 01:00:57,915 The richest, creamiest fat in the world. 1007 01:00:57,958 --> 01:00:59,525 Fat of the land. 1008 01:01:04,095 --> 01:01:06,053 No... 1009 01:01:06,097 --> 01:01:08,708 Don't pull it. No, don't pull it. 1010 01:01:10,188 --> 01:01:12,451 [Grunting, Muttering] 1011 01:01:12,494 --> 01:01:15,497 Oh, God! Oh! Get another one. [Grunts] 1012 01:01:22,026 --> 01:01:24,289 As the fat renders, the tallows float to the surface. 1013 01:01:24,332 --> 01:01:26,247 Like in Boy Scouts. 1014 01:01:26,291 --> 01:01:28,597 It's hard to imagine you as a Boy Scout. 1015 01:01:28,641 --> 01:01:29,990 Keep stirrin'. 1016 01:01:32,776 --> 01:01:36,388 Once the tallow hardens, we skim off a layer of glycerin. 1017 01:01:36,431 --> 01:01:39,043 If you were to add nitric acid, you got nitroglycerin. 1018 01:01:39,086 --> 01:01:42,699 If you were then to add sodium nitrate and a dash of sawdust, you got dynamite. 1019 01:01:42,742 --> 01:01:44,613 Yeah, with enough soap, 1020 01:01:44,657 --> 01:01:46,746 one could blow up just about anything. 1021 01:01:46,790 --> 01:01:49,053 [Narrator] Tyler was full of useful information. 1022 01:01:49,096 --> 01:01:51,533 Now, ancient peoples found that clothes got cleaner... 1023 01:01:51,577 --> 01:01:53,231 when they washed them at a certain point in the river. 1024 01:01:53,274 --> 01:01:54,841 You know why? No. 1025 01:01:54,885 --> 01:01:57,844 [Mutters] 1026 01:01:57,888 --> 01:02:01,761 'Cause human sacrifices were once made on the hills above this river. 1027 01:02:01,805 --> 01:02:05,286 Bodies burned. Water seeped through the wood and ashes to create lye. 1028 01:02:05,330 --> 01:02:07,506 This is lye, the crucial ingredient. 1029 01:02:07,549 --> 01:02:09,813 Once it mixed with the melted fat of the bodies, 1030 01:02:09,856 --> 01:02:12,250 a thick, white, soapy discharge crept into the river. 1031 01:02:12,293 --> 01:02:14,121 May I see your hand, please? 1032 01:02:19,779 --> 01:02:23,130 [Kisses] What is this? 1033 01:02:23,174 --> 01:02:25,916 This is a chemical burn. Uh... [Screams] 1034 01:02:25,959 --> 01:02:29,528 It'll hurt more than you've ever been burned, and you will have a scar. 1035 01:02:29,571 --> 01:02:32,923 [Narrator] If guided meditation worked for cancer, it could work for this. 1036 01:02:32,966 --> 01:02:36,491 Stay with the pain. Don't shove this out. No, no! Oh, God! 1037 01:02:36,535 --> 01:02:38,798 Look at your hand. The first soap was made from the ashes of heroes, 1038 01:02:38,842 --> 01:02:40,974 like the first monkey shot into space. 1039 01:02:41,018 --> 01:02:44,108 Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothin'. 1040 01:02:44,151 --> 01:02:47,154 [Narrator] I tried not to think of the words "sear" or "flesh." 1041 01:02:47,198 --> 01:02:50,418 Stop it! This is your pain. This is your burning hand. It's right here. 1042 01:02:50,462 --> 01:02:53,073 I'm going to my cave. I'm going to my cave. I'm gonna find my power animal. 1043 01:02:53,117 --> 01:02:57,338 No! Don't deal with it the way those dead people do! Come on! 1044 01:02:57,382 --> 01:02:59,819 I get the point! Okay! Please! No. What you're feeling is premature enlightenment. 1045 01:03:02,256 --> 01:03:04,824 [Coughs] 1046 01:03:04,868 --> 01:03:08,045 This is the greatest moment of your life, man, and you're off somewhere missing it. 1047 01:03:08,088 --> 01:03:09,742 I am not... [Shouting, Indistinct] 1048 01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:12,832 Shut up. Our fathers were our models for God. 1049 01:03:12,876 --> 01:03:15,922 If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God? 1050 01:03:15,966 --> 01:03:18,751 No, no... Listen to me. 1051 01:03:18,795 --> 01:03:21,101 You have to consider the possibility... 1052 01:03:21,145 --> 01:03:23,974 that God does not like you, and he never wanted you. 1053 01:03:24,017 --> 01:03:26,585 In all probability, he hates you. 1054 01:03:26,628 --> 01:03:28,326 This is not the worst thing that can happen. It isn't? 1055 01:03:28,369 --> 01:03:31,198 We don't need him. We don't! I agree! 1056 01:03:31,242 --> 01:03:33,331 Fuck damnation, man. Fuck redemption. 1057 01:03:33,374 --> 01:03:37,291 We are God's unwanted children? So be it! [Shouting, Indistinct] 1058 01:03:37,335 --> 01:03:41,426 Listen! You can run water over your hand to make it worse, or... Look at me! 1059 01:03:41,469 --> 01:03:43,820 Or you can use vinegar to neutralize the burn. 1060 01:03:43,863 --> 01:03:46,735 - Please let me have it! Please! - First you have to give up. 1061 01:03:46,779 --> 01:03:50,087 First you have to know... not fear... 1062 01:03:50,130 --> 01:03:53,090 know that someday you're gonna die. 1063 01:03:53,133 --> 01:03:55,701 You don't know how this feels! [Sobbing] 1064 01:04:00,488 --> 01:04:03,317 It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. 1065 01:04:05,406 --> 01:04:07,408 Okay. [Whimpering] 1066 01:04:20,900 --> 01:04:22,989 Congratulations. 1067 01:04:23,033 --> 01:04:25,731 You're one step closer to hitting bottom. 1068 01:04:28,212 --> 01:04:32,346 [Narrator] Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. 1069 01:04:32,390 --> 01:04:36,046 God knows whatthey charged. This is the best soap. 1070 01:04:36,089 --> 01:04:39,527 Why, thank you, Suzie. It was beautiful. 1071 01:04:39,571 --> 01:04:43,314 We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them. 1072 01:04:44,619 --> 01:04:46,708 He was wearing his yellow tie. 1073 01:04:46,752 --> 01:04:49,102 I didn't even wear a tie to work anymore. 1074 01:04:49,146 --> 01:04:52,932 "The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club"? 1075 01:04:52,976 --> 01:04:56,501 I'm half asleep again. I must've left the original in the copy machine. 1076 01:04:56,544 --> 01:04:58,938 "The second rule of Fight Club"... Is this yours? 1077 01:04:58,982 --> 01:05:02,028 Huh? Pretend you're me. 1078 01:05:02,072 --> 01:05:04,204 Make a managerial decision. 1079 01:05:04,248 --> 01:05:06,685 You find this. What would you do? 1080 01:05:11,429 --> 01:05:13,648 Well, I gotta tell ya, 1081 01:05:13,692 --> 01:05:17,174 I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that. 1082 01:05:17,217 --> 01:05:20,917 Because the person who wrote that is dangerous. 1083 01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:25,312 And this buttoned-down, oxford cloth psycho might just snap... 1084 01:05:25,356 --> 01:05:28,098 and then stalk from office to office... 1085 01:05:28,141 --> 01:05:33,494 with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semiautomatic weapon, 1086 01:05:33,538 --> 01:05:38,586 pumping round after round into colleagues and coworkers. 1087 01:05:38,630 --> 01:05:41,981 This might be someone you've known for years, 1088 01:05:42,025 --> 01:05:45,593 someone very, very close to you. 1089 01:05:45,637 --> 01:05:49,554 [Narrator] Tyler's words coming out of my mouth. 1090 01:05:49,597 --> 01:05:51,730 And I used to be such a nice guy. 1091 01:05:51,773 --> 01:05:53,906 Or maybe you just shouldn't bring me... 1092 01:05:53,950 --> 01:05:55,821 every little piece of trash you happen to pick up. 1093 01:05:55,864 --> 01:05:58,998 [Phone Rings] 1094 01:05:59,042 --> 01:06:02,393 - Compliance and Liability. - My tit's gonna rot off. 1095 01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:05,918 Will you excuse me? I need to take this. 1096 01:06:12,664 --> 01:06:16,276 - What are you talking about? - I need you to check and see if there's a lump in my breast. 1097 01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:19,888 - Go to a hospital. - I can't afford to throw money away on a doctor. 1098 01:06:21,629 --> 01:06:25,198 - I don't know about this, Marla. - Please? 1099 01:06:25,242 --> 01:06:28,941 [Narrator] She didn't call Tyler. I'm neutral in her book. 1100 01:06:31,335 --> 01:06:35,600 That's nice. Taking food to Mrs. Hannaburr, Mrs. Raines? 1101 01:06:35,643 --> 01:06:38,690 Where are they, exactly? Tragically, they're dead. 1102 01:06:38,733 --> 01:06:41,693 I'm alive, and I'm in poverty. You want any? 1103 01:06:41,736 --> 01:06:43,869 No. No, thank you. I got one for you. 1104 01:06:43,912 --> 01:06:45,697 Thanks for the thought. 1105 01:06:47,351 --> 01:06:49,657 What happened to your hand? 1106 01:06:49,701 --> 01:06:51,877 Uh, nothin'. 1107 01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:53,792 Right there? Mmm. 1108 01:06:54,967 --> 01:06:57,013 Feel anything? 1109 01:06:57,056 --> 01:06:58,927 No.Well, make sure. 1110 01:07:00,973 --> 01:07:03,932 Okay, I'm-I'm pretty sure. You feel nothing? 1111 01:07:05,108 --> 01:07:07,023 No. Nothing. 1112 01:07:08,285 --> 01:07:11,679 Well, that's a relief. Thank you. 1113 01:07:11,723 --> 01:07:15,988 Uh, I mean, no problem. I wish I could return the favor. 1114 01:07:16,032 --> 01:07:19,296 There's not a lot of breast cancer in the men in my family. Could check your prostate. 1115 01:07:19,339 --> 01:07:21,385 Uh, I think I'm okay. 1116 01:07:21,428 --> 01:07:23,300 Well, thanks anyway. 1117 01:07:28,435 --> 01:07:30,916 Are we done? Yeah, we're done. 1118 01:07:30,959 --> 01:07:33,005 See you... around. 1119 01:07:38,576 --> 01:07:41,796 [Men Chattering] 1120 01:07:50,196 --> 01:07:52,329 Cornelius? 1121 01:07:52,372 --> 01:07:54,940 Cornelius! 1122 01:07:54,983 --> 01:07:57,682 It's me... Bob! 1123 01:07:57,725 --> 01:08:00,032 Hey, Bob. 1124 01:08:01,555 --> 01:08:04,123 [Grunts] We all thought you were dead. 1125 01:08:04,167 --> 01:08:06,169 No, no. Still here. [Chuckles] 1126 01:08:06,212 --> 01:08:08,345 How are you, Bob? 1127 01:08:08,388 --> 01:08:10,347 Better than I've ever been in my whole life. 1128 01:08:10,390 --> 01:08:12,653 Really? You still remaining men together? 1129 01:08:12,697 --> 01:08:15,221 No, no. I got somethin' so much better now. 1130 01:08:15,265 --> 01:08:18,050 Really? What is it? 1131 01:08:18,094 --> 01:08:22,098 Well, first rule is... 1132 01:08:22,141 --> 01:08:24,709 I'm not supposed to talk about it. 1133 01:08:24,752 --> 01:08:28,365 And the second rule is, I'm not supposed to talk about it. 1134 01:08:28,408 --> 01:08:32,369 And the third rule is... Bob. Bob. I'm a member. 1135 01:08:32,412 --> 01:08:34,893 Look at my face, Bob. 1136 01:08:34,936 --> 01:08:37,156 [Laughing] 1137 01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:39,289 That's fuckin'... That's fuckin' great. 1138 01:08:39,332 --> 01:08:43,162 I've... I've never seen you there. I go Tuesdays and Thursdays. 1139 01:08:43,206 --> 01:08:47,427 I go Saturday.Congratulations. 1140 01:08:47,471 --> 01:08:49,951 Yeah. Hey, to both of us, right? 1141 01:08:49,995 --> 01:08:53,216 Have you heard about the guy that invented this thing? Well, uh, yeah, actually. I... 1142 01:08:53,259 --> 01:08:55,522 I hear all kinds of things. Yeah? 1143 01:08:55,566 --> 01:08:59,874 Supposedly, he was born in a mental institution. 1144 01:08:59,918 --> 01:09:03,487 And he sleeps only one hour a night. 1145 01:09:03,530 --> 01:09:06,359 He's a great man. Oh... 1146 01:09:06,403 --> 01:09:08,187 Do you know about Tyler Durden? 1147 01:09:10,668 --> 01:09:13,540 [Men Shouting, Cheering] 1148 01:09:17,805 --> 01:09:19,633 [Shouts] 1149 01:09:23,811 --> 01:09:27,075 Take him down! Take him down! 1150 01:09:27,119 --> 01:09:29,382 Take him down! [Grunting] 1151 01:09:29,426 --> 01:09:31,297 [Cheering] 1152 01:09:31,341 --> 01:09:33,560 Yeah! 1153 01:09:33,604 --> 01:09:35,910 I didn't hurt you, did I? 1154 01:09:35,954 --> 01:09:39,131 Actually, you did. 1155 01:09:39,175 --> 01:09:42,395 Thank you for this. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1156 01:09:42,439 --> 01:09:44,136 [Narrator] Fight Club. [Laughing] 1157 01:09:44,180 --> 01:09:47,095 Bob... Bob... No, Bob. This was mine and Tyler's gift... 1158 01:09:47,139 --> 01:09:49,533 our gift to the world. 1159 01:09:49,576 --> 01:09:54,277 Look around. Look around. I see a lot of new faces. [Laughter] 1160 01:09:54,320 --> 01:09:56,801 - Shut up! - [Laugher Stops] 1161 01:09:56,844 --> 01:10:01,240 Which means a lot of you have been breaking the first two rules of Fight Club. 1162 01:10:09,727 --> 01:10:13,992 Man, I see in Fight Club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. 1163 01:10:14,035 --> 01:10:17,561 I see all this potential. And I see it squandered. 1164 01:10:19,302 --> 01:10:23,219 Goddamn it, an entire generation pumping gas, 1165 01:10:23,262 --> 01:10:25,264 waiting tables. 1166 01:10:25,308 --> 01:10:27,048 Slaves with white collars. 1167 01:10:29,790 --> 01:10:32,924 Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, 1168 01:10:32,967 --> 01:10:36,188 working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. 1169 01:10:39,974 --> 01:10:42,412 We're the middle children of history, man. 1170 01:10:42,455 --> 01:10:45,110 No purpose or place. 1171 01:10:45,153 --> 01:10:48,418 We have no great war, no great depression. 1172 01:10:51,116 --> 01:10:53,901 Our great war's a spiritual war. 1173 01:10:53,945 --> 01:10:56,904 Our great depression is our lives. 1174 01:11:01,257 --> 01:11:03,563 We've all been raised on television to believe that one day... 1175 01:11:03,607 --> 01:11:07,045 we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars. 1176 01:11:07,088 --> 01:11:08,916 But we won't. 1177 01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:11,919 And we're slowly learning that fact. 1178 01:11:11,963 --> 01:11:14,835 And we're very, very pissed off. 1179 01:11:14,879 --> 01:11:18,709 - [Men] Yeah! - [Murmuring] 1180 01:11:18,752 --> 01:11:21,668 The first rule of Fight Club is... 1181 01:11:21,712 --> 01:11:24,454 - you do not talk about... - [Loud Banging] 1182 01:11:28,632 --> 01:11:31,896 - Who are you? - Who am I? 1183 01:11:31,939 --> 01:11:34,551 Yeah. 1184 01:11:34,594 --> 01:11:38,206 There's a sign in the front that says "Lou's Tavern." 1185 01:11:38,250 --> 01:11:42,080 I'm fuckin' Lou. Who the fuck are you? 1186 01:11:42,123 --> 01:11:44,038 Tyler Durden. 1187 01:11:47,477 --> 01:11:50,958 Who told you motherfuckers that you could use my place? 1188 01:11:51,002 --> 01:11:53,352 We have a deal worked out with Irvin. Irvin? 1189 01:11:53,396 --> 01:11:55,485 Irvin's at home with a broken collarbone. 1190 01:11:55,528 --> 01:11:58,357 He don't own this place. I do. 1191 01:12:00,490 --> 01:12:03,797 How much money is he gettin' for this? There is no money. 1192 01:12:03,841 --> 01:12:05,930 Really? Free to all. 1193 01:12:05,973 --> 01:12:08,628 - Ain't that somethin'? - It is, actually. 1194 01:12:08,672 --> 01:12:11,327 Look, stupid fuck, 1195 01:12:11,370 --> 01:12:13,633 I want everybody outta here right now.Hey. 1196 01:12:14,939 --> 01:12:17,463 You should join our club. 1197 01:12:17,507 --> 01:12:20,466 Did you hear what I just said? You and your friend. 1198 01:12:22,599 --> 01:12:25,471 [Grunting] You hear me now? 1199 01:12:26,951 --> 01:12:29,170 No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou. 1200 01:12:31,564 --> 01:12:34,001 [Spits, Groans] 1201 01:12:35,133 --> 01:12:36,917 Still not gettin' it. Hey... 1202 01:12:38,571 --> 01:12:40,399 [Groans] Okay, okay, okay. I got it. 1203 01:12:40,443 --> 01:12:42,662 I got it. I got it. Shit, I lost it. 1204 01:12:44,403 --> 01:12:46,797 Back! All of you! 1205 01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:49,365 [Gun Cocks] Everybody back. 1206 01:12:51,018 --> 01:12:52,803 [Laughing] 1207 01:12:54,848 --> 01:12:56,981 [Laughing Continues] 1208 01:12:57,024 --> 01:12:59,331 Aw, Lou. 1209 01:12:59,375 --> 01:13:02,813 Come on, man. We really like this place. 1210 01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:08,035 [Groans, Laughs, Hysterically] 1211 01:13:10,603 --> 01:13:14,955 - Oh! Oh! Oh. That's right, Lou, get it out. - Shut the fuck up! 1212 01:13:14,999 --> 01:13:16,914 Oh, yeah! 1213 01:13:16,957 --> 01:13:19,438 Yeah! [Laughing Hysterically] 1214 01:13:19,482 --> 01:13:21,832 [Laughing Continues] 1215 01:13:21,875 --> 01:13:24,443 Think that's fuckin' funny? Oh, Lou! 1216 01:13:24,487 --> 01:13:25,879 Lou! [Laughing Hysterically] 1217 01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:34,540 Fuckin' guys are loony. I'm tellin' ya. 1218 01:13:36,934 --> 01:13:39,415 Unbelievable. [Screams] 1219 01:13:41,808 --> 01:13:45,943 - [Coughs] You don't know where I've been, Lou. - Oh, my God! 1220 01:13:45,986 --> 01:13:48,554 You don't know where I've been! [Laughing] 1221 01:13:51,339 --> 01:13:55,039 Lou! Please let us keep it, Lou! Please, Lou! Okay! 1222 01:13:55,082 --> 01:13:57,563 Fuckin' use the basement! Christ! 1223 01:13:57,607 --> 01:14:00,479 I want your word, Lou! I want your word! 1224 01:14:00,523 --> 01:14:02,350 On my mother's honor. 1225 01:14:04,135 --> 01:14:06,790 [Groaning] 1226 01:14:06,833 --> 01:14:10,271 [Screaming, Gagging] 1227 01:14:11,708 --> 01:14:14,972 - Thanks, Lou. - [Gagging Continues] 1228 01:14:15,015 --> 01:14:16,887 You too, big guy. 1229 01:14:21,152 --> 01:14:22,980 We'll see you next week. 1230 01:14:38,822 --> 01:14:43,609 This week, each one of you has a homework assignment. 1231 01:14:43,653 --> 01:14:47,178 You're gonna go out, and you're gonna start a fight with a total stranger. 1232 01:14:47,221 --> 01:14:49,528 [Men Murmuring] 1233 01:14:50,747 --> 01:14:53,271 You're gonna start a fight. 1234 01:14:53,314 --> 01:14:55,142 And you're gonna lose. 1235 01:14:57,580 --> 01:14:59,407 Excellent choice, sir. 1236 01:15:01,105 --> 01:15:04,108 Hey! Watch out, jackass! Come on! 1237 01:15:04,151 --> 01:15:06,806 [Narrator] Now, this is not as easy as it sounds. 1238 01:15:08,982 --> 01:15:12,551 I'm thinkin' you really... What? Son of a bitch... 1239 01:15:12,595 --> 01:15:15,423 [Narrator] Most people... normal people... [Shouting] 1240 01:15:15,467 --> 01:15:18,557 do just about anything to avoid a fight. 1241 01:15:18,601 --> 01:15:21,517 Excuse me. You sprayed me with your hose. I don't... 1242 01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:23,997 Like that? That's not necessary. 1243 01:15:24,041 --> 01:15:25,782 Dave! Go call 911! 1244 01:15:27,653 --> 01:15:31,614 - [Screams] - Put the hose down. Stop it! 1245 01:15:31,657 --> 01:15:33,529 Stop it! 1246 01:15:35,356 --> 01:15:36,532 Sorry. 1247 01:15:36,575 --> 01:15:38,490 [Shouting, Indistinct] 1248 01:15:38,534 --> 01:15:40,579 Leave me alone! You crazy? 1249 01:15:40,623 --> 01:15:42,581 [Grunts] 1250 01:15:42,625 --> 01:15:44,975 [Grunting] 1251 01:15:45,018 --> 01:15:46,106 Bastard! 1252 01:15:51,938 --> 01:15:54,288 We need to talk. 1253 01:15:56,203 --> 01:15:59,598 Okay. [Door Closes] 1254 01:15:59,642 --> 01:16:03,559 Where to begin? With your constant absenteeism? 1255 01:16:03,602 --> 01:16:06,518 With your unpresentable appearance? 1256 01:16:06,562 --> 01:16:08,128 You're up for review. 1257 01:16:08,172 --> 01:16:11,392 I am Jack's complete lack of surprise. 1258 01:16:11,436 --> 01:16:13,481 What? Let's pretend. 1259 01:16:13,525 --> 01:16:16,397 You're the department of transportation. Okay? 1260 01:16:16,441 --> 01:16:20,140 Someone informs you that this company... 1261 01:16:20,184 --> 01:16:22,186 installs front seat mounting brackets... 1262 01:16:22,229 --> 01:16:24,362 that never pass collision tests, 1263 01:16:24,405 --> 01:16:27,887 brake linings that fail after a thousand miles... 1264 01:16:27,931 --> 01:16:32,065 and fuel injectors that explode and burn people alive. 1265 01:16:32,109 --> 01:16:34,285 What then? 1266 01:16:34,328 --> 01:16:37,810 - Are you threatening me? - No. 1267 01:16:37,854 --> 01:16:41,074 - Get the fuck outta here. You're fired. - I have a better solution. 1268 01:16:41,118 --> 01:16:44,991 You keep me on the payroll as an outside consultant. 1269 01:16:45,035 --> 01:16:48,473 And in exchange for my salary, my job will be never to tell people... 1270 01:16:48,516 --> 01:16:51,171 these things that I know. 1271 01:16:51,215 --> 01:16:54,218 I don't even have to come into the office. I can do this job from home. 1272 01:16:56,176 --> 01:16:58,788 Who... Who the fuck do you think you are, 1273 01:16:58,831 --> 01:17:00,746 you crazy little shit? 1274 01:17:05,272 --> 01:17:08,449 - Security? - [Narrator] I am Jack's smirking revenge. 1275 01:17:14,630 --> 01:17:17,371 [Groans] 1276 01:17:17,415 --> 01:17:19,547 What the hell are you doing? 1277 01:17:22,420 --> 01:17:26,467 [Groans, Coughing] 1278 01:17:27,860 --> 01:17:30,036 [Groans] That hurt. 1279 01:17:32,430 --> 01:17:35,128 Why would you do that? 1280 01:17:35,172 --> 01:17:38,131 Oh, my God. No! Please stop! 1281 01:17:38,175 --> 01:17:40,656 [Choking] 1282 01:17:47,924 --> 01:17:50,666 What are you doing? 1283 01:17:50,709 --> 01:17:52,885 Oh, God, no! Please! No! 1284 01:17:52,929 --> 01:17:56,889 [Narrator] For some reason, I thought of my first fight... with Tyler. 1285 01:17:56,933 --> 01:17:58,891 No! 1286 01:18:12,688 --> 01:18:15,081 [Groaning] 1287 01:18:23,089 --> 01:18:25,396 Under and behind and inside... 1288 01:18:25,439 --> 01:18:27,703 everything this man took for granted, 1289 01:18:27,746 --> 01:18:31,315 something horrible had been growing. 1290 01:18:31,358 --> 01:18:34,753 Now, look. Just give me the paychecks like I asked, 1291 01:18:34,797 --> 01:18:37,364 and you won't ever see me again. 1292 01:18:37,408 --> 01:18:40,541 And right then, at our most excellent moment together... 1293 01:18:43,109 --> 01:18:47,200 Oh, thank God. Please don't hit me again! Please! 1294 01:18:47,244 --> 01:18:49,507 - Telephone, computer, fax machine... - [Whistling] 1295 01:18:49,550 --> 01:18:53,729 Fifty-two weekly paychecks and 48 airline flight coupons. 1296 01:18:53,772 --> 01:18:56,296 We now had corporate sponsorship. 1297 01:18:56,340 --> 01:18:59,778 This is how Tyler and I were able to have Fight Club every night of the week. 1298 01:18:59,822 --> 01:19:02,781 [Shouting, Cheering] 1299 01:19:02,825 --> 01:19:07,394 Now nobody was the center of Fight Club except the two men fighting. 1300 01:19:07,438 --> 01:19:12,660 The leader walked through the crowd, out in the darkness. 1301 01:19:12,704 --> 01:19:14,967 Tyler was now involved in a class-action lawsuit... 1302 01:19:15,011 --> 01:19:18,014 with the Pressman Hotel over the urine content of their soup. 1303 01:19:18,057 --> 01:19:20,016 [Screaming] 1304 01:19:24,629 --> 01:19:27,458 I am Jack's wasted life. 1305 01:19:31,505 --> 01:19:34,508 Yeah! Yeah! [Laughs] Yeah! 1306 01:19:34,552 --> 01:19:36,423 [Man] Thank you, sir. 1307 01:19:39,470 --> 01:19:41,994 [Narrator] Tyler dreamed up new homework assignments. 1308 01:19:42,038 --> 01:19:44,301 He handed them out in sealed envelopes. 1309 01:19:55,051 --> 01:19:57,401 [Whirring] 1310 01:20:08,368 --> 01:20:11,589 [Whirring] 1311 01:20:24,515 --> 01:20:27,518 Did you know there's a Fight Club up in Delaware City? Yeah, I heard. 1312 01:20:27,561 --> 01:20:31,261 [Alarm Wailing] There's one in Penn's Grove too. 1313 01:20:31,304 --> 01:20:33,524 Leave it. Bob even found one up in Newcastle. 1314 01:20:33,567 --> 01:20:35,526 Yeah. Did you start that one? 1315 01:20:35,569 --> 01:20:38,572 No. I thought you did.Nah. 1316 01:20:38,616 --> 01:20:40,879 [Scoffs] 1317 01:20:40,923 --> 01:20:43,403 [Alarm Wailing] 1318 01:20:49,496 --> 01:20:52,238 [Cooing] 1319 01:21:28,231 --> 01:21:30,755 Stop for a second. Hey, what are we doing? 1320 01:21:30,798 --> 01:21:32,626 Turn around. What are we doing? 1321 01:21:32,670 --> 01:21:35,107 Homework assignment. What kind of homework assignment? 1322 01:21:35,151 --> 01:21:37,327 Human sacrifice. 1323 01:21:37,370 --> 01:21:39,720 Hey, is that a gun? Please... Please tell me that's not a gun. 1324 01:21:39,764 --> 01:21:41,722 It's a gun. What are you doing? 1325 01:21:41,766 --> 01:21:43,507 Meet me in the back. No, no... Hey, don't fuck around. This isn't... 1326 01:21:43,550 --> 01:21:45,683 Meet me in the back. 1327 01:21:45,726 --> 01:21:47,990 [Narrator] On a long enough time line... Fuck! 1328 01:21:48,033 --> 01:21:50,557 The survival rate for everyone drops to zero. 1329 01:21:50,601 --> 01:21:53,604 [Whimpering] Stop. What are you doing? Come on. 1330 01:21:53,647 --> 01:21:54,953 Hands behind your back. God. 1331 01:21:54,997 --> 01:21:58,391 Give me your wallet. 1332 01:21:58,435 --> 01:22:02,961 Raymond K. Hessel, 1320 Southeast Banning, apartment A. 1333 01:22:03,005 --> 01:22:05,311 Small, cramped basement apartment, Raymond? How did you know? 1334 01:22:05,355 --> 01:22:08,619 'Cause they give shitty basement apartments letters instead of numbers. 1335 01:22:08,662 --> 01:22:12,188 Raymond, you're going to die. 1336 01:22:12,231 --> 01:22:14,973 - [Sobbing] Oh, my God, no. - Is that your mom and dad? 1337 01:22:15,017 --> 01:22:17,715 Mom and Dad are gonna have to call up kindly Dr. So-and-So... 1338 01:22:17,758 --> 01:22:20,370 to pick up your dental records. Wanna know why? 1339 01:22:20,413 --> 01:22:23,155 - 'Cause there's gonna be nothing left of your face. - [Whimpering] 1340 01:22:23,199 --> 01:22:26,898 - Aw, come on. Come on! - An expired community college student I.D. 1341 01:22:26,942 --> 01:22:29,814 - What'd you study, Raymond? - S-S-Stuff. 1342 01:22:29,857 --> 01:22:32,251 Stuff? Were the midterms hard? 1343 01:22:34,340 --> 01:22:36,952 - I asked you what you studied. - Biology, mostly. 1344 01:22:36,995 --> 01:22:40,042 Why? I-I don't know. 1345 01:22:40,085 --> 01:22:43,262 What did you want to be, Raymond K. Hessel? 1346 01:22:44,872 --> 01:22:46,874 The question, Raymond, 1347 01:22:46,918 --> 01:22:50,487 was what did you want to be? 1348 01:22:50,530 --> 01:22:52,576 Answer him, Raymond! Jesus! 1349 01:22:52,619 --> 01:22:55,274 Veterinarian! Veterinarian! Animals. 1350 01:22:55,318 --> 01:22:58,364 Yeah, animal s-s... Stuff. Yeah, I got that. 1351 01:22:58,408 --> 01:23:00,932 - That means you have to get more schooling. - Too much school. 1352 01:23:00,976 --> 01:23:03,587 - Would you rather be dead? - No. 1353 01:23:03,630 --> 01:23:08,026 Would you rather die, here, on your knees, in the back of a convenience store? 1354 01:23:08,070 --> 01:23:10,942 [Whimpering] No. No, please. No. 1355 01:23:10,986 --> 01:23:12,857 [Hammer Releases] 1356 01:23:14,119 --> 01:23:17,079 I'm keeping your license. 1357 01:23:17,122 --> 01:23:21,083 Gonna check in on you. I know where you live. 1358 01:23:21,126 --> 01:23:24,434 If you're not on your way to becoming a veterinarian in six weeks, you will be dead. 1359 01:23:24,477 --> 01:23:27,089 [Whimpering] 1360 01:23:27,132 --> 01:23:29,004 Now run on home. 1361 01:23:34,052 --> 01:23:35,923 Run, Forrest, run! 1362 01:23:37,664 --> 01:23:39,579 I feel ill. 1363 01:23:40,841 --> 01:23:42,887 Imagine how he feels. 1364 01:23:42,930 --> 01:23:44,671 Come on. This isn't funny! 1365 01:23:44,715 --> 01:23:48,197 That wasn't funny. What the fuck was the point of that? 1366 01:23:48,240 --> 01:23:51,852 Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. 1367 01:23:51,896 --> 01:23:55,073 His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. 1368 01:23:57,293 --> 01:23:59,599 [Narrator] You had to give it to him. 1369 01:23:59,643 --> 01:24:02,167 - Come on. - He had a plan. 1370 01:24:02,211 --> 01:24:05,562 And it started to make sense in a Tyler sort of way. 1371 01:24:05,605 --> 01:24:09,044 No fear. No distractions. 1372 01:24:09,087 --> 01:24:12,830 The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide. 1373 01:24:26,235 --> 01:24:28,063 You are not your job. 1374 01:24:30,543 --> 01:24:32,806 You're not how much money you have in the bank. 1375 01:24:35,461 --> 01:24:38,116 You're not the car you drive. 1376 01:24:38,160 --> 01:24:39,987 You're not the contents of your wallet. 1377 01:24:41,946 --> 01:24:43,730 You're not your fuckin' khakis. 1378 01:24:46,255 --> 01:24:48,822 You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. 1379 01:24:54,176 --> 01:24:56,830 [Footsteps On Stairs] 1380 01:24:58,702 --> 01:25:01,705 I'll be out of your way in a sec. 1381 01:25:01,748 --> 01:25:03,576 You don't have to go. 1382 01:25:05,100 --> 01:25:07,450 Whatever. 1383 01:25:07,493 --> 01:25:11,584 No, I mean, uh... It's okay. 1384 01:25:11,628 --> 01:25:14,892 [Clattering] 1385 01:25:14,935 --> 01:25:18,896 [Tools Whirring] 1386 01:25:18,939 --> 01:25:21,159 [Hammering] 1387 01:25:21,203 --> 01:25:23,901 You still going to groups? 1388 01:25:23,944 --> 01:25:25,859 Yeah. 1389 01:25:27,644 --> 01:25:31,952 - Chloe's dead. - Wow. Chloe. 1390 01:25:31,996 --> 01:25:34,085 When did that happen? 1391 01:25:34,129 --> 01:25:37,828 Do you care? 1392 01:25:37,871 --> 01:25:40,178 I don't know. I haven't thought about it in a while. 1393 01:25:40,222 --> 01:25:42,833 Yeah, well, 1394 01:25:42,876 --> 01:25:45,575 it was the smart move on her part. 1395 01:25:46,837 --> 01:25:49,405 Hey, listen, um... 1396 01:25:49,448 --> 01:25:52,234 What-What are you getting out of all this? 1397 01:25:52,277 --> 01:25:54,497 What? 1398 01:25:54,540 --> 01:25:57,804 I mean, all this. Why do you keep... 1399 01:25:57,848 --> 01:25:59,676 Is this making you happy? 1400 01:26:01,634 --> 01:26:03,419 Yeah, well, sometimes. 1401 01:26:05,116 --> 01:26:07,336 Wh... I don't know. I don't understand. 1402 01:26:07,379 --> 01:26:11,209 I mean, why does a weaker person need to latch on to a strong person? 1403 01:26:11,253 --> 01:26:13,342 What... What is that? 1404 01:26:13,385 --> 01:26:15,344 What do you get out of it? 1405 01:26:16,997 --> 01:26:19,391 No, that's-that's not the same thing at all. 1406 01:26:19,435 --> 01:26:21,306 I mean, we're... It's totally different with us. 1407 01:26:21,350 --> 01:26:23,526 We're-We're... "Us"? 1408 01:26:23,569 --> 01:26:25,615 [Saw Whirring] What do you mean by "us"? 1409 01:26:25,658 --> 01:26:28,574 - I'm sorry. Do you hear this? - Hear what? 1410 01:26:28,618 --> 01:26:31,229 You're not hearing all that noise? Just hold on a second. 1411 01:26:31,273 --> 01:26:34,537 No, wait. What were you saying? Don't change the subject. I want to talk about this. 1412 01:26:34,580 --> 01:26:38,280 - You're not talking about me, are you? - No. What? 1413 01:26:38,323 --> 01:26:40,934 That day you came over to my place to play doctor... What was going on there? 1414 01:26:40,978 --> 01:26:42,762 Whatare you talking about? 1415 01:26:42,806 --> 01:26:45,243 - Nothing. Nothing. - I don't think so. 1416 01:26:45,287 --> 01:26:47,071 Come on. What do you want? Look at me. 1417 01:26:47,114 --> 01:26:48,594 No. What? Look at me. 1418 01:26:50,509 --> 01:26:52,946 What is that? It's nothing. Don't worry about it. 1419 01:26:52,990 --> 01:26:55,384 Oh, my God. Who did this? A person. 1420 01:26:55,427 --> 01:26:59,431 Guy or girl? What do you care if it's a guy or a girl? 1421 01:26:59,475 --> 01:27:01,564 What do you care if I ask? It's none of your business. Leave me alone. 1422 01:27:01,607 --> 01:27:03,522 You're afraid to say it. I am not afraid to say... Let me go. 1423 01:27:03,566 --> 01:27:06,046 - No! Talk to me. - Let go of me. Leave me alone. 1424 01:27:06,090 --> 01:27:08,745 - This conversation... - This conversation... 1425 01:27:08,788 --> 01:27:11,922 - is over. - Is over. 1426 01:27:13,271 --> 01:27:15,142 I just can't win with you, can I? 1427 01:27:23,542 --> 01:27:25,718 Hey, you know, this is getting a little old. 1428 01:27:25,762 --> 01:27:27,938 [Doorbell Rings] 1429 01:27:27,981 --> 01:27:29,983 Wh-What... What is all this? 1430 01:27:30,027 --> 01:27:31,898 What do you think? 1431 01:27:33,160 --> 01:27:36,120 Hey, why do we need bunk beds? 1432 01:27:36,163 --> 01:27:38,078 Hey! 1433 01:27:43,214 --> 01:27:45,825 Too young. 1434 01:27:45,869 --> 01:27:47,566 Sorry. 1435 01:27:47,610 --> 01:27:50,308 What's all that? What... 1436 01:27:50,352 --> 01:27:52,528 Right. If the applicant is young, tell him he's too young. 1437 01:27:52,571 --> 01:27:54,878 Old, too old. Fat, too fat. Applicant? 1438 01:27:54,921 --> 01:27:56,836 If the applicant then waits for three days... 1439 01:27:56,880 --> 01:27:58,882 without food, shelter or encouragement, 1440 01:27:58,925 --> 01:28:01,014 he may then enter and begin his training. 1441 01:28:01,058 --> 01:28:02,886 Training for what? 1442 01:28:08,761 --> 01:28:10,850 You think this is a game? 1443 01:28:10,894 --> 01:28:13,113 You're too young to train here. End of story. 1444 01:28:13,157 --> 01:28:15,202 Now quit wasting our time. Get the fuck out of here. 1445 01:28:20,251 --> 01:28:22,601 Bad news, friend. 1446 01:28:22,645 --> 01:28:25,212 It's not gonna happen. 1447 01:28:25,256 --> 01:28:27,737 I'm sorry if there was a misunderstanding. 1448 01:28:27,780 --> 01:28:31,131 It's not the end of the world. Just go away. 1449 01:28:32,568 --> 01:28:35,440 Go. 'Cause you are trespassing, 1450 01:28:35,484 --> 01:28:37,355 and I will have to call the police. 1451 01:28:42,099 --> 01:28:44,536 Don't you look at me. Do you think you're ever getting in this house? 1452 01:28:44,580 --> 01:28:46,669 You're never getting in this fucking house. 1453 01:28:46,712 --> 01:28:50,237 Never. Now get the fuck off my porch. Get off my porch! 1454 01:28:50,281 --> 01:28:53,763 [Narrator] Sooner or later, we all became what Tyler wanted us to be. 1455 01:28:53,806 --> 01:28:56,331 And I'm gonna go inside and I'm gonna get a shovel. 1456 01:29:04,339 --> 01:29:07,080 You got two black shirts? Sir. 1457 01:29:07,124 --> 01:29:08,691 Two pair black pants? Yes, sir. 1458 01:29:08,734 --> 01:29:10,301 One pair black boots? Sir. 1459 01:29:10,345 --> 01:29:11,781 Two pair black socks? Sir. 1460 01:29:11,824 --> 01:29:13,260 One black jacket? Sir. 1461 01:29:13,304 --> 01:29:15,741 $300 personal burial money? Yes, sir. 1462 01:29:18,570 --> 01:29:20,485 All right. 1463 01:29:29,146 --> 01:29:31,191 [Snickers] 1464 01:29:31,235 --> 01:29:34,281 You're too old, fat man. 1465 01:29:34,325 --> 01:29:37,197 Your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch. 1466 01:29:44,204 --> 01:29:46,903 Bob. Bob. Listen... 1467 01:29:46,946 --> 01:29:48,861 [Chattering, Indistinct] 1468 01:30:02,309 --> 01:30:05,487 Like a monkey ready to be shot into space. 1469 01:30:05,530 --> 01:30:08,228 Space monkey. 1470 01:30:08,272 --> 01:30:10,317 Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good. 1471 01:30:11,449 --> 01:30:14,017 [Crickets Chirping] 1472 01:30:17,368 --> 01:30:19,805 You are too fucking old, fatty! 1473 01:30:19,849 --> 01:30:21,894 And you... 1474 01:30:21,938 --> 01:30:25,028 You're too fucking... blond! 1475 01:30:25,071 --> 01:30:27,509 Get out of here, the both of you! 1476 01:30:27,552 --> 01:30:29,598 [Door Slams] [Narrator] And so it went. 1477 01:30:29,641 --> 01:30:31,730 [Tyler] Listen up, maggots. 1478 01:30:31,774 --> 01:30:34,429 You are not special. 1479 01:30:34,472 --> 01:30:38,128 You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. 1480 01:30:38,171 --> 01:30:42,001 You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. 1481 01:30:42,045 --> 01:30:44,613 [Narrator] Tyler built himself an army. 1482 01:30:44,656 --> 01:30:48,617 [Tyler] We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. 1483 01:30:48,660 --> 01:30:51,837 We are all part of the same compost heap. 1484 01:30:53,926 --> 01:30:56,451 [Narrator] Why was Tyler Durden building an army? 1485 01:30:56,494 --> 01:30:58,888 To what purpose? 1486 01:30:58,931 --> 01:31:00,672 For what greater good? 1487 01:31:04,154 --> 01:31:06,025 In Tyler we trusted. 1488 01:31:09,507 --> 01:31:11,640 [Man] No, no, no, no. When he was like, 1489 01:31:11,683 --> 01:31:17,080 "You are not your job," I was like, "Yeah!" I mean... 1490 01:31:19,212 --> 01:31:22,389 Hey, what's all this? [Laughs] Hey. 1491 01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:26,785 Okay! What's going on? 1492 01:31:26,829 --> 01:31:28,744 Go on in. We're celebrating. What are we celebrating? 1493 01:31:28,787 --> 01:31:30,049 Go on. 1494 01:31:32,182 --> 01:31:34,663 ♪♪ [TV: Singing, Indistinct] 1495 01:31:34,706 --> 01:31:37,100 Hey. Let me get that for you. 1496 01:31:37,143 --> 01:31:41,800 - [Man Belches] - [Chattering On TV] 1497 01:31:41,844 --> 01:31:45,543 [Man] Same great taste. Pepsi... Generation Next. 1498 01:31:45,587 --> 01:31:48,372 - ♪♪ [News Theme] - [Men Shushing] 1499 01:31:48,415 --> 01:31:50,766 [Female Reporter] Investigators are on the scene right now. 1500 01:31:50,809 --> 01:31:53,290 Hold on. Police Commissioner Jacobs has just arrived. 1501 01:31:53,333 --> 01:31:57,337 Commissioner... Commissioner, could you please tell us what you think has happened here? 1502 01:31:57,381 --> 01:32:00,776 We believe this is one of many recent acts of vandalism around the city... 1503 01:32:00,819 --> 01:32:04,693 somehow related to underground boxing clubs. 1504 01:32:04,736 --> 01:32:08,827 We will be coordinating a rigorous investigation. 1505 01:32:08,871 --> 01:32:10,873 [Reporter] That was Police Commissioner Jacobs, 1506 01:32:10,916 --> 01:32:13,397 who just arrived on the scene here of a four-alarm fire... 1507 01:32:13,440 --> 01:32:15,965 - that broke out about an hour ago. - Boy, she's hot. 1508 01:32:16,008 --> 01:32:19,577 Live from the Parker Morris Building, Lauren Sanchez. Back to you in the studio. 1509 01:32:19,621 --> 01:32:21,187 [Female Newscaster] It was just... [Man] Yeah! 1510 01:32:21,231 --> 01:32:22,711 - Yeah. - [Laughing] 1511 01:32:22,754 --> 01:32:24,669 Holy shit. 1512 01:32:24,713 --> 01:32:28,107 - Yeah! - ...a controlled blaze that may have started... 1513 01:32:28,151 --> 01:32:30,240 [Laughter] 1514 01:32:30,283 --> 01:32:32,808 [Men Whooping] 1515 01:32:32,851 --> 01:32:34,853 What the fuck did you guys do? [Newscaster] ...how the blaze started, 1516 01:32:34,897 --> 01:32:37,595 but arson investigators are on the premises... 1517 01:32:37,639 --> 01:32:40,729 - and a hazardous materials... - [Laughing] 1518 01:32:42,731 --> 01:32:44,820 If you're just joining us... Sir, the first rule... 1519 01:32:44,863 --> 01:32:47,344 of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions, sir. 1520 01:32:47,387 --> 01:32:50,782 [Newscaster] ...broke out about an hour ago at the Parker Morris Building downtown. 1521 01:32:50,826 --> 01:32:53,611 Police Commissioner Jacobs is on the scene conducting an investigation... 1522 01:32:53,655 --> 01:32:58,311 The victory in the war against crime will not come overnight. 1523 01:32:58,355 --> 01:33:00,444 It will take dedication and commitment, 1524 01:33:00,487 --> 01:33:02,925 [Inaudible] and most of all, cooperation. 1525 01:33:02,968 --> 01:33:06,972 The streets are safer now. There's hope in the inner city. 1526 01:33:07,016 --> 01:33:09,975 - However, this is only the beginning. - I gotta take a piss. 1527 01:33:10,019 --> 01:33:14,240 These are the first steps in a long journey. 1528 01:33:14,284 --> 01:33:17,200 - That is why we have created Project Hope... - Bob. 1529 01:33:17,243 --> 01:33:20,638 "Helping Others With Prevention and Enforcement." 1530 01:33:20,682 --> 01:33:23,510 Project Hope will be a joint effort... 1531 01:33:23,554 --> 01:33:26,775 between the police and community leaders. 1532 01:33:26,818 --> 01:33:30,561 It will be a powerful new weapon in the war against crime. 1533 01:33:30,605 --> 01:33:32,998 [Applause] 1534 01:33:56,065 --> 01:33:58,110 [Gasping, Grunts] 1535 01:34:00,547 --> 01:34:01,548 [Muffled Scream] 1536 01:34:06,162 --> 01:34:08,207 [Tyler Screams] 1537 01:34:16,085 --> 01:34:18,783 [Man] Wrap it around the top of his Hacky Sack, Bob. 1538 01:34:18,827 --> 01:34:22,047 - Man. His balls are ice cold. - [Muffled Whimpering] 1539 01:34:22,091 --> 01:34:25,703 Hi. You're gonna call off your rigorous investigation. 1540 01:34:25,747 --> 01:34:29,185 You're gonna publicly state that there is no underground group, or... 1541 01:34:29,228 --> 01:34:31,491 - these guys are gonna take your balls. - [Muffled] No! 1542 01:34:31,535 --> 01:34:33,624 [Tyler] They're gonna send one to theNew York Times... 1543 01:34:33,668 --> 01:34:35,887 and one to the L.A. Times, press-release style. 1544 01:34:35,931 --> 01:34:37,976 Look. 1545 01:34:38,020 --> 01:34:40,718 The people you are after are the people you depend on. 1546 01:34:40,762 --> 01:34:43,460 We cook your meals. We haul your trash. 1547 01:34:43,503 --> 01:34:46,289 We connect your calls. We drive your ambulances. 1548 01:34:46,332 --> 01:34:49,553 We guard you while you sleep. 1549 01:34:52,861 --> 01:34:54,732 Do not fuck with us. 1550 01:35:00,346 --> 01:35:02,348 [Muffled Screaming] No! No! No! 1551 01:35:02,392 --> 01:35:04,133 [Grunts] 1552 01:35:04,176 --> 01:35:06,178 Fooled ya. 1553 01:35:10,095 --> 01:35:13,446 [Train Rumbling] 1554 01:35:18,495 --> 01:35:20,715 [No Audible Dialogue] 1555 01:35:20,758 --> 01:35:22,673 Bob, you're this way. 1556 01:35:22,717 --> 01:35:25,284 Let's go. 1557 01:35:25,328 --> 01:35:29,332 [Narrator] I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection. 1558 01:35:29,375 --> 01:35:30,942 Hey! 1559 01:35:37,470 --> 01:35:39,734 [Distorted Shouting] 1560 01:35:44,173 --> 01:35:47,176 - [Shouting, Cheering] - Yeah! 1561 01:35:48,786 --> 01:35:50,745 [Laughs] 1562 01:35:54,705 --> 01:35:57,969 [Cheering, Shouting] 1563 01:36:04,628 --> 01:36:06,456 [Shouting Fades] 1564 01:36:12,114 --> 01:36:14,072 [No Audible Dialogue] 1565 01:36:20,209 --> 01:36:22,211 [Narrator] I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes... 1566 01:36:22,254 --> 01:36:25,170 of every panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. 1567 01:36:28,086 --> 01:36:30,741 I wanted to open the dump valves... 1568 01:36:30,785 --> 01:36:34,571 on oil tankers and smother all those French beaches I'd never see. 1569 01:36:38,880 --> 01:36:41,317 I wanted to breathe smoke. 1570 01:36:41,360 --> 01:36:43,362 [Spits] 1571 01:36:57,855 --> 01:36:59,726 Where'd you go, psycho boy? 1572 01:37:01,772 --> 01:37:03,818 I felt like destroying something beautiful. 1573 01:37:06,603 --> 01:37:08,170 [Gagging] 1574 01:37:08,213 --> 01:37:10,737 Get him to a fuckin' hospital. You got it. 1575 01:37:23,185 --> 01:37:26,014 Don't worry, Mr. Durden. Airport parking, long term. 1576 01:37:27,363 --> 01:37:29,147 After you, Mr. Durden. 1577 01:37:30,975 --> 01:37:33,021 After you. 1578 01:37:40,724 --> 01:37:42,508 [Tires Screech] 1579 01:37:50,690 --> 01:37:53,389 Something on your mind, dear? No. 1580 01:37:53,432 --> 01:37:56,783 All right, yeah. Why wasn't I told about Project Mayhem? 1581 01:37:56,827 --> 01:37:59,961 [Together] First rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions. 1582 01:38:00,004 --> 01:38:02,311 - What are you talking about? - Why didn't you include me in the beginning? 1583 01:38:02,354 --> 01:38:05,444 Fight Club was the beginning. Now it's moved out of the basement. 1584 01:38:05,488 --> 01:38:07,403 It's called Project Mayhem. 1585 01:38:07,446 --> 01:38:09,796 You and I started Fight Club together. Do you remember that? 1586 01:38:09,840 --> 01:38:12,103 It's as much mine as it is yours, you know. 1587 01:38:12,147 --> 01:38:14,889 Is this about you and me? Yeah. I thought we were doing this together. 1588 01:38:14,932 --> 01:38:18,588 You're missing the point. This does not belong to us. 1589 01:38:18,631 --> 01:38:20,982 We are not special. Fuck that. You should've told me. 1590 01:38:21,025 --> 01:38:23,027 [Horn Honking] 1591 01:38:23,071 --> 01:38:24,899 - Hey, Tyler! - [Honking] 1592 01:38:26,988 --> 01:38:28,859 Goddamn it, Tyler! What do you want? 1593 01:38:28,903 --> 01:38:30,905 Statement of purpose? Should I e-mail you? 1594 01:38:30,948 --> 01:38:33,298 Should I put this on your action item list? Oh, look... 1595 01:38:33,342 --> 01:38:35,474 You decide your own level of involvement! I will! 1596 01:38:35,518 --> 01:38:37,607 I want to know certain things first. 1597 01:38:37,650 --> 01:38:41,045 - The first rule of Project Mayhem... - Shut up! 1598 01:38:41,089 --> 01:38:43,613 - I want to know what you're thinking. - Fuck what you know. 1599 01:38:43,656 --> 01:38:45,963 You need to forget about what you know. That's your problem. 1600 01:38:46,007 --> 01:38:49,140 Forget about what you think you know about life, about friendship, 1601 01:38:49,184 --> 01:38:51,534 and especially about you and me. 1602 01:38:51,577 --> 01:38:54,580 Wh... What? What is that supposed to mean? What... 1603 01:38:58,062 --> 01:39:01,239 What are you doing? 1604 01:39:01,283 --> 01:39:03,981 Guys, what will you wish you'd done before you die? 1605 01:39:04,025 --> 01:39:05,983 - Paint a self-portrait. - Build a house. 1606 01:39:06,027 --> 01:39:07,942 Hey... And you? 1607 01:39:07,985 --> 01:39:10,422 I don't know. Nothing. Nothing. Come on, get in the right lane. 1608 01:39:10,466 --> 01:39:13,034 I have to know the answer to this question. If you were to die right now, 1609 01:39:13,077 --> 01:39:15,123 how would you feel about your life? 1610 01:39:15,166 --> 01:39:17,560 I don't know! I wouldn't feel anything good about my life. 1611 01:39:17,603 --> 01:39:19,649 Is that what you want to hear me say? Fine. Come on! 1612 01:39:19,692 --> 01:39:21,085 - Not good enough. - [Honking] 1613 01:39:21,129 --> 01:39:23,609 Stop fucking around! Tyler! 1614 01:39:23,653 --> 01:39:25,655 [Honking] 1615 01:39:25,698 --> 01:39:27,918 Jesus Christ! 1616 01:39:27,962 --> 01:39:30,790 Goddamn it! Goddamn it! Fuck you! 1617 01:39:30,834 --> 01:39:34,969 Fuck Fight Club. Fuck Marla. I am sick of all your shit. 1618 01:39:35,012 --> 01:39:38,798 [Chuckles] Okay, man. Okay. 1619 01:39:38,842 --> 01:39:41,453 Quit screwing around. Take the wheel. Look at you. 1620 01:39:41,497 --> 01:39:44,152 Take the wheel, all right? Look at you! You're fuckin' pathetic! 1621 01:39:44,195 --> 01:39:46,545 Why? Why? What are you talking about? 1622 01:39:46,589 --> 01:39:49,200 Why do you think I blew up your condo? 1623 01:39:49,244 --> 01:39:51,637 What? 1624 01:39:51,681 --> 01:39:53,596 [Tyler] Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat. 1625 01:39:53,639 --> 01:39:55,641 It's not a goddamn seminar. 1626 01:39:55,685 --> 01:39:59,036 Stop trying to control everything, and just let go. 1627 01:40:00,907 --> 01:40:02,822 Let go! 1628 01:40:02,866 --> 01:40:05,782 All right. Fine. 1629 01:40:05,825 --> 01:40:07,653 Fine. 1630 01:41:03,361 --> 01:41:06,277 [Grunting] 1631 01:41:06,321 --> 01:41:09,628 [Narrator] I'd never been in a car accident. 1632 01:41:09,672 --> 01:41:12,153 This must have been what all those people felt like... 1633 01:41:12,196 --> 01:41:16,070 before I filed them as statistics in my reports. 1634 01:41:16,113 --> 01:41:18,594 Goddamn. Huh? 1635 01:41:18,637 --> 01:41:21,466 [Laughing Hysterically] 1636 01:41:21,510 --> 01:41:23,294 We just had a near-life experience! 1637 01:41:25,731 --> 01:41:28,952 [Water Dripping] [Distorted Voices, Indistinct] 1638 01:41:28,995 --> 01:41:31,563 [Tyler] In the world I see, 1639 01:41:31,607 --> 01:41:34,436 you're stalking elk through the damp canyon forest... 1640 01:41:34,479 --> 01:41:36,612 around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. 1641 01:41:36,655 --> 01:41:39,310 [Distorted Voices Continue] 1642 01:41:39,354 --> 01:41:44,098 You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. 1643 01:41:44,141 --> 01:41:47,318 You'll climb the rich, thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. 1644 01:41:49,494 --> 01:41:53,846 And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, 1645 01:41:53,890 --> 01:41:56,675 laying strips of venison in the empty carpool lane... 1646 01:41:56,719 --> 01:41:58,982 of some abandoned superhighway. 1647 01:42:12,213 --> 01:42:14,345 Feel better, champ. [Mutters] 1648 01:42:19,002 --> 01:42:21,178 [Door Closes] 1649 01:42:22,658 --> 01:42:25,051 [Birds Chirping] 1650 01:42:31,884 --> 01:42:34,017 [Narrator] And then... 1651 01:42:34,060 --> 01:42:37,194 Tyler? Tyler was gone. 1652 01:42:45,550 --> 01:42:50,294 Was I asleep? Had I slept? 1653 01:42:50,338 --> 01:42:53,210 [Man] You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake, you understand me? 1654 01:42:53,254 --> 01:42:56,257 [Narrator] The house had become a living thing, 1655 01:42:56,300 --> 01:42:59,216 wet inside from so many people sweating and breathing. 1656 01:42:59,260 --> 01:43:01,218 We are all part of the same compost heap. 1657 01:43:01,262 --> 01:43:03,394 So many people moving, the house moved. 1658 01:43:06,615 --> 01:43:10,445 Planet Tyler. I had to hug the walls. 1659 01:43:10,488 --> 01:43:13,970 Trapped inside this clockwork of space monkeys. 1660 01:43:14,013 --> 01:43:16,799 You can't be smoking in here. Do you know how much ether we have in this fucking house? 1661 01:43:16,842 --> 01:43:20,324 Cooking and working and sleeping in teams. 1662 01:43:20,368 --> 01:43:22,892 [Phone Ringing] 1663 01:43:22,935 --> 01:43:26,374 [Man] Hang on a second. I'll have to call you right back. Yeah. 1664 01:43:26,417 --> 01:43:29,507 [Modem Connecting] 1665 01:43:29,551 --> 01:43:31,596 [Radio Chatter] 1666 01:43:43,565 --> 01:43:46,089 It's under control, sir. 1667 01:43:48,700 --> 01:43:50,746 Where is Tyler? 1668 01:43:50,789 --> 01:43:53,662 Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask... 1669 01:43:53,705 --> 01:43:55,490 Right, uh... Okay. 1670 01:43:58,144 --> 01:44:00,277 [Narrator] I'm all alone. 1671 01:44:00,321 --> 01:44:04,063 My father dumped me. Tyler dumped me. 1672 01:44:04,107 --> 01:44:06,631 I am Jack's broken heart. 1673 01:44:10,940 --> 01:44:15,161 What comes next in Project Mayhem, only Tyler knows. 1674 01:44:15,205 --> 01:44:17,990 The second rule is you do not ask questions. 1675 01:44:21,211 --> 01:44:23,996 Get the fuck away from me. Get the fuck away from me! 1676 01:44:24,040 --> 01:44:26,347 Who are all these people? 1677 01:44:31,743 --> 01:44:33,658 Paper Street Soap Company. 1678 01:44:36,226 --> 01:44:38,054 Can I come in? 1679 01:44:40,752 --> 01:44:42,841 He's not here. 1680 01:44:42,885 --> 01:44:44,974 What? 1681 01:44:46,367 --> 01:44:49,805 Tyler isn't here. 1682 01:44:49,848 --> 01:44:52,286 Tyler went away. 1683 01:44:52,329 --> 01:44:54,157 Tyler's gone. 1684 01:44:58,379 --> 01:45:00,990 [Train Horn Blows In Distance] 1685 01:45:03,209 --> 01:45:05,951 [Dog Barking In Distance] 1686 01:45:10,391 --> 01:45:13,219 [Man Shouting] I need some help! 1687 01:45:13,263 --> 01:45:16,222 [Men Shouting] 1688 01:45:23,273 --> 01:45:25,667 All right! Lay him down! 1689 01:45:25,710 --> 01:45:29,366 Got two gunshot wounds comin' through! Clear some fucking room! 1690 01:45:29,410 --> 01:45:32,064 What happened? What happened? 1691 01:45:32,108 --> 01:45:36,112 We were on assignment. We were supposed to kill two birds with one stone... 1692 01:45:36,155 --> 01:45:38,157 - Destroy a piece of corporate art... - [Beeping] 1693 01:45:38,201 --> 01:45:40,551 Operation Latte Thunder, go. 1694 01:45:42,640 --> 01:45:44,338 And trash a franchise coffee bar. 1695 01:45:50,996 --> 01:45:52,868 We had it all worked out, sir. 1696 01:46:01,572 --> 01:46:04,836 - It went smooth until... - Police! Freeze! 1697 01:46:04,880 --> 01:46:09,232 - What? - They shot Bob. 1698 01:46:09,275 --> 01:46:11,365 - They shot him in the head. - Those fuckin' pigs! 1699 01:46:14,933 --> 01:46:16,848 [Men Groaning] 1700 01:46:16,892 --> 01:46:18,023 [Man] Oh, God. 1701 01:46:18,067 --> 01:46:20,374 Those motherfuckers! 1702 01:46:20,417 --> 01:46:22,898 You morons. 1703 01:46:22,941 --> 01:46:25,683 You're running around in ski masks, trying to blow things up. 1704 01:46:25,727 --> 01:46:27,772 What did you think was gonna happen? 1705 01:46:32,211 --> 01:46:35,432 Okay, quick. We gotta get rid of the evidence. We gotta get rid of this body! 1706 01:46:35,476 --> 01:46:37,652 - Bury him. - What? 1707 01:46:37,695 --> 01:46:40,872 Take him to the garden and bury him. 1708 01:46:40,916 --> 01:46:43,788 - Come on, people! Let's go! - Hey! Get your fucking hands... 1709 01:46:43,832 --> 01:46:47,226 Get away from him! What are you talking about? 1710 01:46:47,270 --> 01:46:49,968 This isn't a fucking piece of evidence. This is a person! 1711 01:46:50,012 --> 01:46:53,102 He's a friend of mine, and you're not gonna bury him in the fucking garden. 1712 01:46:53,145 --> 01:46:56,148 He was killed serving Project Mayhem, sir. 1713 01:46:56,192 --> 01:46:58,281 - This is Bob. - But, sir, in... 1714 01:46:58,324 --> 01:47:01,240 In Project Mayhem we have no names. 1715 01:47:01,284 --> 01:47:04,287 No, you listen to me. This is a man, and he has a name. 1716 01:47:04,330 --> 01:47:07,116 And it's Robert Paulson, okay? 1717 01:47:07,159 --> 01:47:09,205 Robert Paulson? He's a man, 1718 01:47:09,248 --> 01:47:10,902 and he's dead now because of us, all right? 1719 01:47:10,946 --> 01:47:12,861 Do you understand that? 1720 01:47:12,904 --> 01:47:14,732 I understand. 1721 01:47:17,387 --> 01:47:20,521 In death, a member of Project Mayhem... 1722 01:47:20,564 --> 01:47:22,784 has a name. 1723 01:47:22,827 --> 01:47:25,787 His name is Robert Paulson. 1724 01:47:25,830 --> 01:47:28,659 His name is Robert Paulson. 1725 01:47:28,703 --> 01:47:31,793 His name... [All] Is Robert Paulson. 1726 01:47:31,836 --> 01:47:35,753 His name is Robert Paulson. 1727 01:47:35,797 --> 01:47:38,843 - Come on, guys. Please, stop it. - His name is Robert Paulson. 1728 01:47:38,887 --> 01:47:41,716 His name is Robert Paulson. 1729 01:47:41,759 --> 01:47:44,849 His name is Robert Paulson. Shut up! This is all over with! 1730 01:47:44,893 --> 01:47:48,679 His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. 1731 01:47:48,723 --> 01:47:51,508 - I have to find Tyler. - His name is Robert Paulson. 1732 01:47:51,552 --> 01:47:57,035 His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. 1733 01:47:57,079 --> 01:48:01,126 His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. 1734 01:48:01,170 --> 01:48:05,304 His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. 1735 01:48:05,348 --> 01:48:07,742 [Chanting Continues] 1736 01:48:17,012 --> 01:48:19,057 [Phone Rings] 1737 01:48:19,101 --> 01:48:20,798 Tyler? 1738 01:48:20,842 --> 01:48:23,671 No, this is Detective Stern of the arson unit. 1739 01:48:23,714 --> 01:48:26,412 I need to see you in my office... 1740 01:48:26,456 --> 01:48:29,938 [Echoing] His name is Robert Paulson. 1741 01:48:29,981 --> 01:48:34,159 [Narrator] I went to all the cities on Tyler's used ticket stubs, barhopping. 1742 01:48:34,203 --> 01:48:39,556 I didn't know how or why, but I could look at 50 different bars, and somehow I just knew. 1743 01:48:39,600 --> 01:48:43,342 I'm looking for Tyler Durden. It's very important that I talk to him. 1744 01:48:43,386 --> 01:48:46,389 I wish I could help you. 1745 01:48:46,432 --> 01:48:48,870 Sir. 1746 01:48:53,004 --> 01:48:55,964 Every city I went to, 1747 01:48:56,007 --> 01:48:58,836 - Hey! - As soon as I set foot off the plane, 1748 01:48:58,880 --> 01:49:01,143 I knew a Fight Club was close. 1749 01:49:01,186 --> 01:49:02,753 Hey! Hey! 1750 01:49:03,885 --> 01:49:05,626 Taxi! 1751 01:49:05,669 --> 01:49:07,628 Look at my face. I'm a member. 1752 01:49:07,671 --> 01:49:10,413 Now, I just need to know if you've seen Tyler. 1753 01:49:10,456 --> 01:49:12,589 I'm not exposed to... 1754 01:49:12,633 --> 01:49:14,939 speak any such information to you, 1755 01:49:14,983 --> 01:49:20,510 nor would I, even if I had said information you want at this juncture, be able. 1756 01:49:20,554 --> 01:49:24,775 You're a moron. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 1757 01:49:24,819 --> 01:49:26,647 [Narrator] Tyler had been busy... [No Audible Dialogue] 1758 01:49:26,690 --> 01:49:29,737 setting up franchises all over the country. 1759 01:49:29,780 --> 01:49:31,260 [Crowd Shouting] 1760 01:49:32,435 --> 01:49:34,002 Was I asleep? 1761 01:49:34,045 --> 01:49:37,048 [Crowd Shouting] Had I slept? 1762 01:49:37,092 --> 01:49:40,704 Is Tyler my bad dream, or am I Tyler's? 1763 01:49:40,748 --> 01:49:43,141 We've just heard the stories. What kind of stories? 1764 01:49:43,185 --> 01:49:45,361 Like, nobody knows what he looks like. 1765 01:49:45,404 --> 01:49:48,190 He has facial reconstructive surgery every three years. 1766 01:49:48,233 --> 01:49:50,540 That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 1767 01:49:50,584 --> 01:49:52,716 Is it true about Fight Club in Miami? 1768 01:49:52,760 --> 01:49:55,501 Is Mr. Durden building an army? 1769 01:49:55,545 --> 01:49:59,331 I was living in a state of perpetual déjà vu. 1770 01:49:59,375 --> 01:50:03,553 Everywhere I went, I felt I'd already been there. 1771 01:50:03,597 --> 01:50:07,470 It was like following an invisible man. 1772 01:50:07,513 --> 01:50:10,212 The smell of dried blood. 1773 01:50:10,255 --> 01:50:14,085 Dirty, bare footprints circling each other. 1774 01:50:14,129 --> 01:50:17,088 That aroma of old sweat, like fried chicken. 1775 01:50:17,132 --> 01:50:21,005 The feel of a floor still warm from a fight the night before. 1776 01:50:21,049 --> 01:50:24,530 I was always just one step behind Tyler. 1777 01:50:24,574 --> 01:50:27,621 [Voices] His name is Robert Paulson. 1778 01:50:27,664 --> 01:50:31,886 His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. 1779 01:50:31,929 --> 01:50:33,365 His... 1780 01:50:35,629 --> 01:50:37,413 Welcome back, sir. 1781 01:50:38,588 --> 01:50:40,503 How have you been? 1782 01:50:40,546 --> 01:50:42,766 Do you know me? 1783 01:50:42,810 --> 01:50:45,290 Is this a test, sir? 1784 01:50:45,334 --> 01:50:47,336 No, this is not a test. 1785 01:50:47,379 --> 01:50:50,295 You were in here last Thursday. 1786 01:50:50,339 --> 01:50:52,863 Thursday? 1787 01:50:52,907 --> 01:50:57,172 You were standing exactly where you are now, asking how good security is. 1788 01:50:57,215 --> 01:50:59,043 It's tight as a drum, sir. 1789 01:51:01,785 --> 01:51:04,092 Who do you think I am? 1790 01:51:04,135 --> 01:51:06,703 Are you sure this isn't a test? 1791 01:51:06,747 --> 01:51:08,531 No, this is not a test. 1792 01:51:09,706 --> 01:51:12,143 You're Mr. Durden. 1793 01:51:12,187 --> 01:51:14,972 You're the one who gave me this. 1794 01:51:15,016 --> 01:51:17,192 [Narrator] Please return your seat backs... 1795 01:51:17,235 --> 01:51:18,976 to their full, upright and locked position. 1796 01:51:25,156 --> 01:51:26,723 [Line Rings] 1797 01:51:26,767 --> 01:51:28,594 [Phone Ringing] 1798 01:51:30,771 --> 01:51:32,729 Yeah? Marla, it's me. 1799 01:51:32,773 --> 01:51:34,862 Have we ever done it? Done what? 1800 01:51:34,905 --> 01:51:38,648 - Have we ever had sex? - What kind of stupid question is that? 1801 01:51:38,692 --> 01:51:40,998 Is it stupid because the answer's yes, or because the answer's no? 1802 01:51:41,042 --> 01:51:43,871 Is this a trick? No, Marla, I need to know... 1803 01:51:43,914 --> 01:51:47,526 You mean you want to know if I think we were just having sex or making love? 1804 01:51:47,570 --> 01:51:49,398 So we did make love. 1805 01:51:49,441 --> 01:51:51,269 Is that what you're calling it? 1806 01:51:51,313 --> 01:51:53,315 Just answer the question, Marla, please! 1807 01:51:53,358 --> 01:51:55,752 - Did we do it or not? - You fuck me, then snub me. 1808 01:51:55,796 --> 01:51:58,233 You love me, you hate me. You show me a sensitive side, 1809 01:51:58,276 --> 01:52:00,365 then you turn into a total asshole. 1810 01:52:00,409 --> 01:52:02,759 Is that a pretty accurate description of our relationship, Tyler? 1811 01:52:02,803 --> 01:52:05,370 [Narrator] We have just lost cabin pressure. 1812 01:52:05,414 --> 01:52:07,721 - What did you just say? - What is wrong with you? 1813 01:52:07,764 --> 01:52:09,984 - What did you just call me? Say my name. - Tyler Durden. 1814 01:52:10,027 --> 01:52:12,769 Tyler Durden, you fucking freak. What's going on? 1815 01:52:12,813 --> 01:52:14,945 - I'm coming over. - No, wait, Marla, I'm not there... 1816 01:52:14,989 --> 01:52:18,514 [Dial Tone] You broke your promise. 1817 01:52:18,557 --> 01:52:21,517 - Jesus, Tyler. - You fuckin' talked to her about me. 1818 01:52:21,560 --> 01:52:23,345 Tyler, what the fuck is going on here? 1819 01:52:23,388 --> 01:52:25,826 I ask you for one thing... one simple thing. 1820 01:52:25,869 --> 01:52:27,915 Why do people think that I'm you? 1821 01:52:29,655 --> 01:52:32,310 Answer me! 1822 01:52:34,051 --> 01:52:35,836 Sit. 1823 01:52:39,100 --> 01:52:41,537 Now answer me. Why do people think that I'm you? 1824 01:52:41,580 --> 01:52:43,800 I think you know. 1825 01:52:43,844 --> 01:52:46,629 No, I don't. Yes, you do. 1826 01:52:46,672 --> 01:52:49,414 Why would anyone possibly confuse you with me? 1827 01:52:49,458 --> 01:52:53,027 [Lighter Flicks] Uh, I... I don't know. 1828 01:52:56,944 --> 01:52:59,860 - You got it. - No. 1829 01:52:59,903 --> 01:53:01,862 - Do not fuck with us. - Say it. 1830 01:53:03,254 --> 01:53:05,300 Because... 1831 01:53:06,780 --> 01:53:07,781 Say it. 1832 01:53:09,826 --> 01:53:11,654 Because we're the same person. 1833 01:53:11,697 --> 01:53:13,961 That's right. 1834 01:53:14,004 --> 01:53:16,398 We are the all-singing, all dancing... 1835 01:53:16,441 --> 01:53:20,010 Tyler, I don't understand this. You were looking for a way to change your life. 1836 01:53:20,054 --> 01:53:22,404 You could not do this on your own. 1837 01:53:22,447 --> 01:53:24,232 All the ways you wish you could be, 1838 01:53:24,275 --> 01:53:26,800 that's me. 1839 01:53:26,843 --> 01:53:29,585 I look like you wanna look. I fuck like you wanna fuck. 1840 01:53:29,628 --> 01:53:32,109 I am smart, capable, and most importantly, 1841 01:53:32,153 --> 01:53:36,026 - I'm free in all the ways that you are not. - Oh, no. 1842 01:53:36,070 --> 01:53:38,855 - Tyler's not here. Tyler went away. Tyler's gone. - What? 1843 01:53:38,899 --> 01:53:40,074 This is impossible. 1844 01:53:40,117 --> 01:53:41,292 No.This is crazy. 1845 01:53:41,336 --> 01:53:43,599 People do it every day. 1846 01:53:43,642 --> 01:53:47,168 They talk to themselves. They see themselves as they'd like to be. 1847 01:53:47,211 --> 01:53:50,301 They don't have the courage you have to just run with it. 1848 01:53:50,345 --> 01:53:54,305 [Grunting] 1849 01:53:54,349 --> 01:53:57,700 Naturally, you're still wrestling with it, so sometimes you're still you. 1850 01:53:57,743 --> 01:53:59,528 We should do this again sometime. [Bottle Shatters] 1851 01:53:59,571 --> 01:54:02,531 Other times, you imagine yourself watching me. 1852 01:54:02,574 --> 01:54:05,012 If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight. 1853 01:54:05,055 --> 01:54:07,710 Little by little, you're just letting yourself... 1854 01:54:07,753 --> 01:54:09,930 become... 1855 01:54:09,973 --> 01:54:12,323 Tyler Durden. 1856 01:54:12,367 --> 01:54:15,109 You are not your job or how much money you have in the bank! 1857 01:54:15,152 --> 01:54:17,589 - No, you have a house. - Rented in your name. 1858 01:54:17,633 --> 01:54:19,591 You have jobs. You have a whole life. 1859 01:54:19,635 --> 01:54:21,811 You have night jobs because you can't sleep. 1860 01:54:21,855 --> 01:54:24,683 - Or you stay up and make soap. - Marla... You're fucking Marla, Tyler. 1861 01:54:24,727 --> 01:54:28,078 Uh, technically, you're fucking Marla. But it's all the same to her. 1862 01:54:28,122 --> 01:54:29,732 [Gasping] 1863 01:54:29,775 --> 01:54:32,691 Oh, my God. 1864 01:54:32,735 --> 01:54:34,955 Now you see our dilemma. 1865 01:54:34,998 --> 01:54:37,479 She knows too much. 1866 01:54:37,522 --> 01:54:39,829 I think we're gonna have to talk about... 1867 01:54:39,873 --> 01:54:42,571 how this might compromise our goals. 1868 01:54:42,614 --> 01:54:45,922 Wh-What are you saying? 1869 01:54:45,966 --> 01:54:50,057 This is... This is bullshit. This is bullshit. I'm not listening to this. 1870 01:54:50,100 --> 01:54:52,973 You are insane. No, you're insane. 1871 01:54:53,016 --> 01:54:55,410 And we simply do not have time for this crap. 1872 01:54:57,803 --> 01:54:59,936 It's called a changeover. 1873 01:54:59,980 --> 01:55:04,114 The movie goes on, and nobody in the audience has any idea. 1874 01:55:05,420 --> 01:55:07,291 [Line Beeping] 1875 01:55:17,780 --> 01:55:21,436 - Sir! Are you checking out? - Yeah, uh, b-bill me. 1876 01:55:21,479 --> 01:55:23,612 I need you to initial this list of phone calls, please. 1877 01:55:28,356 --> 01:55:30,706 When were these made? It says right there, sir. Between 2:00... 1878 01:55:30,749 --> 01:55:33,404 - and 3:30 this morning. - No, I w... 1879 01:55:37,495 --> 01:55:39,976 Have I been going to bed earlier every night? 1880 01:55:40,020 --> 01:55:42,022 Have I been sleeping later? 1881 01:55:43,893 --> 01:55:46,940 Have I been Tyler longer and longer? 1882 01:55:49,638 --> 01:55:51,857 Is anybody here? 1883 01:55:54,512 --> 01:55:56,558 Déjà vu all over again. 1884 01:55:58,690 --> 01:56:00,823 Yeah, with enough soap, we could blow up just about anything. 1885 01:56:03,391 --> 01:56:06,176 Oh, my God. 1886 01:56:06,220 --> 01:56:08,962 [Line Ringing] 1887 01:56:09,005 --> 01:56:12,182 [Man On Phone] 1888.I'm sorry. Who am I calling? 1888 01:56:12,226 --> 01:56:15,620 1888 Franklin. This is maintenance. Hello? 1889 01:56:17,057 --> 01:56:20,234 - Hello? - 1888 Franklin Street? 1890 01:56:20,277 --> 01:56:22,714 Yes. Can I help you? 1891 01:56:25,195 --> 01:56:28,111 Hello? Yeah. Yeah. 1892 01:56:28,155 --> 01:56:30,679 Uh, I need to talk to your supervisor right away. 1893 01:56:30,722 --> 01:56:32,942 Speaking. Okay, listen to me. 1894 01:56:32,986 --> 01:56:35,162 I think something really terrible is about to happen at your building. 1895 01:56:35,205 --> 01:56:37,033 You have got... It's under control, sir. 1896 01:56:38,861 --> 01:56:42,691 Excuse me? Don't worry about us, sir. We're solid. 1897 01:56:46,390 --> 01:56:48,784 [Man On Phone] 2160. 1898 01:56:55,399 --> 01:56:57,706 Marla! Marla! Hey! Fuck! Wait! 1899 01:56:59,490 --> 01:57:02,841 Marla! Wait. I gotta talk to you! Marla! Marla! 1900 01:57:02,885 --> 01:57:05,235 Your whacked-out bald freaks hit me with a fucking broom! 1901 01:57:05,279 --> 01:57:07,411 They almost broke my arm! I tried to warn you... 1902 01:57:07,455 --> 01:57:09,892 They were burning their fingertips with lye. The stink was unbelievable. 1903 01:57:09,935 --> 01:57:12,764 Look... Look, listen. It's gonna take a tremendous act of faith on your part, 1904 01:57:12,808 --> 01:57:15,550 but you've got to hear me out. Oh, here comes an avalanche of bullshit. 1905 01:57:15,593 --> 01:57:17,421 A little more faith than that. 1906 01:57:21,208 --> 01:57:23,427 No, listen, I don't want to hear anything you have to say. 1907 01:57:23,471 --> 01:57:25,951 You have every right to be... 1908 01:57:25,995 --> 01:57:28,258 Um, I'll just have a coffee, thanks. 1909 01:57:28,302 --> 01:57:31,087 Sir, anything you order is free of charge, sir. 1910 01:57:31,131 --> 01:57:33,263 Why is it free of charge? 1911 01:57:33,307 --> 01:57:36,136 Don't... Don't ask.Whatever. 1912 01:57:36,179 --> 01:57:39,443 I'll have the clam chowder, the fried chicken with the baked potato with everything, 1913 01:57:39,487 --> 01:57:40,966 and a chocolate chiffon pie. 1914 01:57:41,010 --> 01:57:43,273 Clean food, please. 1915 01:57:43,317 --> 01:57:46,276 In that case, sir, may I advise against the lady eating the clam chowder? 1916 01:57:46,320 --> 01:57:48,148 No clam chowder, thank you. 1917 01:57:49,975 --> 01:57:51,977 [Marla Clears Throat] You got about 30 seconds. 1918 01:57:54,110 --> 01:57:57,287 Marla, I know that I've been acting very, very strange. 1919 01:57:57,331 --> 01:58:01,117 Okay? I know that it's got to seem like there's two sides to me when you're with me. 1920 01:58:01,161 --> 01:58:03,772 Two sides? You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass. I deserve that, but... 1921 01:58:03,815 --> 01:58:07,341 I've come to realize something very, very important. What? 1922 01:58:07,384 --> 01:58:10,344 The full extent of our relationship wasn't really clear to me up until now, 1923 01:58:10,387 --> 01:58:12,824 for reasons I'm not gonna go into, but the important thing is, 1924 01:58:12,868 --> 01:58:15,436 I know that I haven't been treating you so nice. Yeah, whatever. 1925 01:58:15,479 --> 01:58:18,178 No, no... Fifteen seconds. Fifteen seconds, please. Please. 1926 01:58:18,221 --> 01:58:20,136 Fifteen seconds. Don't open your mouth or move. 1927 01:58:20,180 --> 01:58:22,834 I'm trying to tell you that I'm sorry. 1928 01:58:22,878 --> 01:58:26,838 Because what I've come to realize is that I really like you, Marla. 1929 01:58:28,101 --> 01:58:31,191 You do? I really do. 1930 01:58:31,234 --> 01:58:34,977 I care about you, and I don't want anything bad to happen to you because of me. 1931 01:58:35,020 --> 01:58:38,372 Marla, your life is in danger. 1932 01:58:38,415 --> 01:58:40,504 What? 1933 01:58:40,548 --> 01:58:42,941 You need to leave town for a while. 1934 01:58:42,985 --> 01:58:45,161 Get out of any major city and just go camping or something. 1935 01:58:45,205 --> 01:58:47,294 You're an insane person. No, no. 1936 01:58:47,337 --> 01:58:49,818 I've involved you in something terrible that's about to happen.No. 1937 01:58:49,861 --> 01:58:51,080 Shut up. You're not safe. 1938 01:58:51,124 --> 01:58:53,126 Shut up! 1939 01:58:55,040 --> 01:58:57,260 Listen. I tried, Tyler. 1940 01:58:57,304 --> 01:58:59,567 I really tried. I know you did. 1941 01:58:59,610 --> 01:59:01,699 There are things about you I like. 1942 01:59:01,743 --> 01:59:04,702 You're smart. You're funny. You're spectacular in bed. 1943 01:59:04,746 --> 01:59:08,750 But you're intolerable. 1944 01:59:08,793 --> 01:59:11,622 You have very serious emotional problems. 1945 01:59:11,666 --> 01:59:15,235 Deep-seated problems for which you should seek professional help. 1946 01:59:15,278 --> 01:59:17,889 I know, and I'm sorry. Yeah, you're sorry, I'm sorry, everyone's sorry. 1947 01:59:17,933 --> 01:59:21,545 But... I can't do this anymore. 1948 01:59:23,068 --> 01:59:25,375 I can't. And I won't. 1949 01:59:27,290 --> 01:59:29,945 I'm gone. 1950 01:59:29,988 --> 01:59:32,426 You can't leave, Marla. You're not safe! 1951 01:59:35,168 --> 01:59:37,126 Marla, wait! You don't understand. No! Leave me alone! 1952 01:59:37,170 --> 01:59:39,215 Marla, I am trying to protect you. Just go away! Let go of me! 1953 01:59:39,259 --> 01:59:41,478 I don't ever want to see you again! 1954 01:59:41,522 --> 01:59:43,915 That's fine. If that's what it takes... Here, wait. Wait right here. 1955 01:59:45,352 --> 01:59:48,442 [Brakes Squealing] 1956 01:59:48,485 --> 01:59:51,271 - [Honking] - Hold it right there. Shut up! Shut up! 1957 01:59:51,314 --> 01:59:53,708 Here. Take this money and get on this bus. 1958 01:59:53,751 --> 01:59:56,145 I promise you I will never bother you again if that's what you want. 1959 01:59:56,189 --> 01:59:58,234 [Honking] Shut up! 1960 01:59:58,278 --> 02:00:01,672 Please get on the bus. Please get on the bus! 1961 02:00:01,716 --> 02:00:05,502 Why are you doing this? Because they think you're some kind of a threat. 1962 02:00:05,546 --> 02:00:07,635 [Horns Honking] I... I can't explain it right now. Just trust me. 1963 02:00:07,678 --> 02:00:09,811 If I see where you're going, you will not be safe. 1964 02:00:09,854 --> 02:00:12,901 I'm not paying this back. I consider it asshole tax. 1965 02:00:12,944 --> 02:00:15,904 That's fine. Remember, stay out of major cities for at least a couple of days, okay? 1966 02:00:15,947 --> 02:00:18,646 Tyler? 1967 02:00:18,689 --> 02:00:21,257 You're the worst thing that ever happened to me. 1968 02:00:28,960 --> 02:00:31,354 [Honking] [Man Shouting] 1969 02:00:36,272 --> 02:00:39,493 Hello. I need you to arrest me. 1970 02:00:39,536 --> 02:00:41,799 I am the leader of a terrorist organization... 1971 02:00:41,843 --> 02:00:47,283 responsible for numerous acts of vandalism and assault all over this city. 1972 02:00:47,327 --> 02:00:51,156 ...in the metropolitan area, with probably a couple hundred members. 1973 02:00:51,200 --> 02:00:55,030 Chapters have sprung up in five or six other major cities already. 1974 02:00:55,073 --> 02:00:57,989 This is a tightly regimented organization, 1975 02:00:58,033 --> 02:01:00,340 with many cells capable of operating... 1976 02:01:00,383 --> 02:01:02,864 completely independent of central leadership. 1977 02:01:02,907 --> 02:01:07,738 Look. Go to the house, okay? 1537 Paper Street. 1978 02:01:07,782 --> 02:01:09,827 That's our headquarters. 1979 02:01:09,871 --> 02:01:12,482 In the back, buried in the garden, 1980 02:01:12,526 --> 02:01:15,529 you'll find the body of Robert Paulson. 1981 02:01:15,572 --> 02:01:17,705 In the basement, 1982 02:01:17,748 --> 02:01:20,229 you're gonna find some bathtubs that have been used very recently... 1983 02:01:20,273 --> 02:01:22,579 to make large quantities of nitroglycerin. 1984 02:01:24,581 --> 02:01:27,105 I believe the plan is to blow up the headquarters... 1985 02:01:27,149 --> 02:01:30,674 of these credit card companies and the T.R.W. Building. 1986 02:01:32,894 --> 02:01:36,332 Why these buildings? Why credit card companies? 1987 02:01:36,376 --> 02:01:40,641 If you erase the debt record, then we all go back to zero. 1988 02:01:40,684 --> 02:01:42,512 It'll create total chaos. 1989 02:01:45,602 --> 02:01:47,430 Keep him talking. I need to make a phone call. 1990 02:01:51,826 --> 02:01:54,872 [Door Opens, Closes] 1991 02:01:58,485 --> 02:02:00,269 I really admire what you're doing. 1992 02:02:01,618 --> 02:02:03,054 What? 1993 02:02:03,098 --> 02:02:05,013 You're a brave man to order this. 1994 02:02:05,056 --> 02:02:07,232 You're a genius, sir. 1995 02:02:07,276 --> 02:02:10,845 You said if anyone ever interferes with Project Mayhem... 1996 02:02:10,888 --> 02:02:15,197 even you... we gotta get his balls. 1997 02:02:15,240 --> 02:02:19,027 - It's useless to fight. - This is really a powerful gesture, Mr. Durden. 1998 02:02:19,070 --> 02:02:22,117 It'll set quite an example. You're making a big mistake, fellas. 1999 02:02:22,160 --> 02:02:24,902 You said you'd say that. I'm not Tyler Durden! 2000 02:02:24,946 --> 02:02:26,556 You told us you'd say that too. 2001 02:02:26,600 --> 02:02:30,865 All right, I am Tyler Durden. Listen to me. 2002 02:02:30,908 --> 02:02:33,650 I'm giving you a direct order. We are aborting this mission right now. 2003 02:02:33,694 --> 02:02:35,696 You said you would definitely say that. 2004 02:02:37,915 --> 02:02:41,049 [Muffled] Let me go! [Muffled] 2005 02:02:41,092 --> 02:02:44,400 Are you fucking out of your minds? You're police officers! 2006 02:02:47,447 --> 02:02:48,535 Somebody timing this? No! 2007 02:02:48,578 --> 02:02:49,623 No! No... [Knocking] 2008 02:02:49,666 --> 02:02:51,625 Keep your mouth shut! 2009 02:02:51,668 --> 02:02:53,017 [Knocking Continues] Shit. 2010 02:02:54,367 --> 02:02:56,543 Yeah? 2011 02:02:56,586 --> 02:02:59,241 - Hey, you know, some of this information checks out. - Uh-huh. 2012 02:02:59,284 --> 02:03:02,549 Let's go over to that house on Paper Street. Be right there. 2013 02:03:02,592 --> 02:03:05,116 Okay. Hey, wait! 2014 02:03:05,160 --> 02:03:07,162 - You got him? - I got him. 2015 02:03:07,205 --> 02:03:08,990 - Sir, we have to do this. - Come on, Mr. Durden. Stop fighting. 2016 02:03:09,033 --> 02:03:11,035 - You're gonna fuck up... - Where's the rubber band? 2017 02:03:11,079 --> 02:03:13,298 Get away from me! Drop that fucking knife! Drop it! 2018 02:03:16,476 --> 02:03:18,129 Back up. 2019 02:03:18,173 --> 02:03:20,262 Face down on the floor, both of you right now! 2020 02:03:22,873 --> 02:03:24,788 Get down on the floor! 2021 02:03:29,053 --> 02:03:31,447 First person comes out this fucking door gets a... 2022 02:03:31,491 --> 02:03:33,231 gets a lead salad, you understand? 2023 02:03:36,931 --> 02:03:38,715 [Elevator Bell Dings] 2024 02:03:53,643 --> 02:03:57,647 [Horns Honking] 2025 02:03:57,691 --> 02:04:00,171 Get away! Get away! 2026 02:04:03,914 --> 02:04:06,439 [Honking] 2027 02:04:12,967 --> 02:04:15,970 I ran. [Panting] 2028 02:04:16,013 --> 02:04:19,495 I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. 2029 02:04:22,629 --> 02:04:24,457 Then I ran some more. 2030 02:04:32,334 --> 02:04:35,206 [Siren Wailing] 2031 02:05:05,715 --> 02:05:08,022 What the fuck are you doing? 2032 02:05:08,065 --> 02:05:10,938 Running around in your underpants. Man, you look like a crazy person. 2033 02:05:10,981 --> 02:05:13,984 No, I'm on to you. I know what's going on here. 2034 02:05:14,028 --> 02:05:16,596 Well, come on, then. I got us a great place to watch from. 2035 02:05:16,639 --> 02:05:18,859 [Grunting] It'll be like pay-per-view. 2036 02:05:20,991 --> 02:05:23,994 [Laughing] 2037 02:06:06,036 --> 02:06:08,952 - [Beeping] - Oh, Christ. 2038 02:06:08,996 --> 02:06:12,129 - Now what are you doing? - I'm stopping this. 2039 02:06:12,173 --> 02:06:14,567 Why? Greatest thing you've ever done, man. 2040 02:06:14,610 --> 02:06:16,743 No, I can't let this happen. 2041 02:06:16,786 --> 02:06:20,094 You know there are 10 other bombs in 10 other buildings. 2042 02:06:20,137 --> 02:06:22,618 Goddamn it, since when is Project Mayhem about murder? 2043 02:06:22,662 --> 02:06:25,447 The buildings are empty. Security and maintenance, all our people. 2044 02:06:25,490 --> 02:06:27,449 We're not killing anyone, man. We're setting 'em free. 2045 02:06:27,492 --> 02:06:30,408 Bob is dead. They shot him in the head. 2046 02:06:30,452 --> 02:06:33,847 You wanna make an omelet, you gotta break some eggs. 2047 02:06:33,890 --> 02:06:35,675 No, I'm not listening to you. You're not even there. 2048 02:06:35,718 --> 02:06:37,198 [Muttering] 2049 02:06:38,678 --> 02:06:40,810 Okay... [Muttering] 2050 02:06:40,854 --> 02:06:43,508 [Beeping Continues] 2051 02:06:43,552 --> 02:06:47,774 Wouldn't do that. Not unless I knew which wires were what. 2052 02:06:47,817 --> 02:06:49,427 If you know, then I know. 2053 02:06:55,216 --> 02:06:57,044 Or maybe I knew you'd know, 2054 02:06:57,087 --> 02:06:59,350 so I spent the whole day thinking about the wrong ones. 2055 02:07:03,050 --> 02:07:04,704 [Beeping Continues] 2056 02:07:06,009 --> 02:07:08,011 [Shudders] 2057 02:07:08,055 --> 02:07:11,188 You think? 2058 02:07:11,232 --> 02:07:14,278 Oh, heavens no. Not the green one. 2059 02:07:14,322 --> 02:07:17,151 - Pull any one but the green one. - [Beeping Continues] 2060 02:07:17,194 --> 02:07:18,674 [Beeping Stops] 2061 02:07:21,024 --> 02:07:23,113 I asked you not to do that! 2062 02:07:24,506 --> 02:07:26,073 - [Grunts] - Fuck! 2063 02:07:28,815 --> 02:07:30,773 Tyler, get away from the van. 2064 02:07:33,254 --> 02:07:36,518 Tyler, I'm not kidding! Get away from the van! 2065 02:07:36,561 --> 02:07:39,086 Goddamn it! 2066 02:07:39,129 --> 02:07:41,566 Whoa! Whoa! 2067 02:07:44,961 --> 02:07:49,139 Okay, you are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend... 2068 02:07:49,183 --> 02:07:51,664 near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin! 2069 02:07:54,014 --> 02:07:55,624 Come on... Tyler! Tyler! 2070 02:07:58,758 --> 02:07:59,976 [Shouts] 2071 02:08:09,246 --> 02:08:12,162 Aw, come on. Don't go. 2072 02:08:18,560 --> 02:08:20,518 - Tyler! Tyler! - [Grunting, Screaming] 2073 02:08:32,356 --> 02:08:33,314 [Grunts] 2074 02:08:36,839 --> 02:08:37,927 Oh, God! 2075 02:08:41,539 --> 02:08:44,238 Come here! 2076 02:08:50,723 --> 02:08:52,637 What? 2077 02:08:58,339 --> 02:09:00,080 [Mutters] 2078 02:09:04,824 --> 02:09:07,957 [Screaming] 2079 02:09:13,006 --> 02:09:14,398 - [Karate Yell] - [Screams] 2080 02:09:23,277 --> 02:09:26,802 [Grunting] 2081 02:09:29,500 --> 02:09:31,111 [Neck Cracks] 2082 02:09:37,857 --> 02:09:41,382 Three minutes. This is it. 2083 02:09:41,425 --> 02:09:43,514 The beginning. 2084 02:09:43,558 --> 02:09:45,778 Ground zero. 2085 02:09:45,821 --> 02:09:48,128 [Narrator] I think this is about where we came in. 2086 02:09:48,171 --> 02:09:50,565 Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? 2087 02:09:50,608 --> 02:09:53,698 - [Muffled] - I'm sorry? 2088 02:09:53,742 --> 02:09:55,700 I still can't think of anything. 2089 02:09:57,398 --> 02:09:59,704 Ah, flashback humor. 2090 02:10:05,145 --> 02:10:06,886 It's getting exciting now. 2091 02:10:08,365 --> 02:10:10,541 Two and a half. 2092 02:10:10,585 --> 02:10:12,892 Think of everything we've accomplished, man. 2093 02:10:14,981 --> 02:10:18,027 Out these windows, we will view the collapse of financial history. 2094 02:10:18,071 --> 02:10:21,552 One step closer to economic equilibrium. 2095 02:10:29,604 --> 02:10:32,172 [Siren Wailing] 2096 02:10:32,215 --> 02:10:34,304 [Indistinct Shouting] 2097 02:10:35,915 --> 02:10:37,742 Why is she here? 2098 02:10:37,786 --> 02:10:39,875 Tying up loose ends. 2099 02:10:39,919 --> 02:10:43,052 [Marla] Put me down, you bald-headed fucks! 2100 02:10:43,096 --> 02:10:46,229 I'm begging you, please don't do this. I'm not doing this. 2101 02:10:46,273 --> 02:10:48,884 We are doing this. This is what we want. 2102 02:10:48,928 --> 02:10:51,060 No, I don't want this. 2103 02:10:51,104 --> 02:10:54,672 Right, except "you" is meaningless now. 2104 02:10:54,716 --> 02:10:58,763 We have to forget about you.Jesus. You're a voice in my head. 2105 02:10:58,807 --> 02:11:01,505 You're a voice in mine. You're a fucking hallucination. 2106 02:11:01,549 --> 02:11:03,856 Why can't I get rid of you? You need me. 2107 02:11:03,899 --> 02:11:06,989 - No, I don't. I really don't anymore. - Hey, you created me. 2108 02:11:07,033 --> 02:11:10,253 I didn't create some loser alter ego to make myself feel better. 2109 02:11:10,297 --> 02:11:12,690 Take some responsibility. I do. 2110 02:11:12,734 --> 02:11:16,129 I am responsible for all of it, and I accept that. 2111 02:11:16,172 --> 02:11:18,392 So, please, I'm begging you... 2112 02:11:18,435 --> 02:11:20,002 Please call this off. 2113 02:11:22,396 --> 02:11:25,834 - Have I ever let us down? - [Thunder Rumbling] 2114 02:11:25,878 --> 02:11:28,010 How far have you come because of me? 2115 02:11:33,973 --> 02:11:36,279 I will bring us through this. 2116 02:11:36,323 --> 02:11:40,109 As always, I will carry you, kicking and screaming, 2117 02:11:40,153 --> 02:11:42,459 and in the end, you will thank me. 2118 02:11:42,503 --> 02:11:44,548 Tyler... 2119 02:11:44,592 --> 02:11:46,811 Tyler, I'm grateful to you... 2120 02:11:46,855 --> 02:11:49,336 for everything that you've done for me. 2121 02:11:49,379 --> 02:11:53,514 - But this is too much. I don't want this. - What do you want? 2122 02:11:53,557 --> 02:11:57,257 Want to go back to the shit job, fucking condo world, watching sitcoms? 2123 02:11:57,300 --> 02:11:59,172 Fuck you. I won't do it. 2124 02:11:59,215 --> 02:12:02,784 Oh, my God. This can't be happening. 2125 02:12:02,827 --> 02:12:06,657 It's already done, so shut up. Sixty seconds. Can you see all right? 2126 02:12:06,701 --> 02:12:08,442 No. 2127 02:12:08,485 --> 02:12:11,184 I can figure this out. 2128 02:12:11,227 --> 02:12:13,099 I can figure this out. This isn't even real. 2129 02:12:13,142 --> 02:12:15,144 You're not real. That gun is... 2130 02:12:15,188 --> 02:12:16,711 That gun isn't even in your hand. 2131 02:12:18,321 --> 02:12:20,106 That gun's in my hand. 2132 02:12:25,546 --> 02:12:27,765 Hey, good for you. Doesn't change a thing. 2133 02:12:36,687 --> 02:12:39,473 Why do you want to put a gun to your head? 2134 02:12:39,516 --> 02:12:42,128 Not my head, Tyler. 2135 02:12:42,171 --> 02:12:44,086 Our head. 2136 02:12:45,958 --> 02:12:47,350 Interesting. 2137 02:12:50,875 --> 02:12:53,356 Where are you going with this, Ikea boy? 2138 02:13:00,015 --> 02:13:02,713 Hey, it's you and me. 2139 02:13:06,500 --> 02:13:08,371 Friends. 2140 02:13:09,546 --> 02:13:11,461 Tyler, 2141 02:13:13,681 --> 02:13:16,423 I want you to really listen to me. 2142 02:13:16,466 --> 02:13:18,903 Okay. 2143 02:13:20,427 --> 02:13:22,211 My eyes are open. 2144 02:13:31,177 --> 02:13:33,440 [Choking] 2145 02:13:33,483 --> 02:13:34,876 [Inhales] 2146 02:13:39,620 --> 02:13:41,839 What's that smell? 2147 02:13:49,369 --> 02:13:51,371 [Sirens Wailing] 2148 02:13:51,414 --> 02:13:53,503 [Clattering] 2149 02:13:54,939 --> 02:13:57,159 [Elevator Bell Dings] 2150 02:13:57,203 --> 02:14:00,597 [Chattering, Laughing] 2151 02:14:02,686 --> 02:14:04,384 Where is everybody? I don't know. What's goin' on? 2152 02:14:05,689 --> 02:14:06,690 Mr. Durden! 2153 02:14:07,865 --> 02:14:09,693 Oh, my God. 2154 02:14:09,737 --> 02:14:11,521 Sir? 2155 02:14:13,132 --> 02:14:16,439 [Choking] Are you, uh... 2156 02:14:16,483 --> 02:14:18,441 Are you all right, sir? 2157 02:14:18,485 --> 02:14:20,748 [Raspy Voice] Oh, yeah, I'm okay. 2158 02:14:20,791 --> 02:14:22,445 You look terrible, sir. What happened? 2159 02:14:22,489 --> 02:14:24,012 Oh, nothing. It's no problem. 2160 02:14:24,056 --> 02:14:26,667 Oh, no, no, sir. He's not kidding. 2161 02:14:26,710 --> 02:14:28,364 You look really awful. You need medical assistance. 2162 02:14:28,408 --> 02:14:30,584 I'm fine. [Groans] 2163 02:14:30,627 --> 02:14:33,021 - [Marla Shouting] - Look, I'm fine. Everything's fine. 2164 02:14:33,065 --> 02:14:35,284 [Man] Come on. [Marla Continues Shouting] 2165 02:14:35,328 --> 02:14:37,678 Ow! [Shouts, Indistinct] 2166 02:14:37,721 --> 02:14:40,811 - Let-Let her go. - Christ Almighty! 2167 02:14:40,855 --> 02:14:42,639 You! 2168 02:14:42,683 --> 02:14:45,512 Hi, Marla. 2169 02:14:45,555 --> 02:14:49,124 Leave her with me and get your stuff. I'll meet you downstairs. 2170 02:14:49,168 --> 02:14:51,561 - Are you sure? - Yes, I'm sure. 2171 02:14:53,346 --> 02:14:55,565 You fucker! 2172 02:14:55,609 --> 02:14:57,698 What kind of sick fucking game are you playing now, 2173 02:14:57,741 --> 02:15:00,353 putting me on a fucking bu... Oh, my God, your face! 2174 02:15:00,396 --> 02:15:01,832 Yeah, I know. 2175 02:15:06,620 --> 02:15:08,622 What happened? 2176 02:15:08,665 --> 02:15:09,884 [Gasps] Don't ask. 2177 02:15:09,927 --> 02:15:11,842 You're shot. Yes, I'm shot. 2178 02:15:11,886 --> 02:15:14,062 Oh, my God. 2179 02:15:14,106 --> 02:15:16,804 I can't believe he's standing. One tough motherfucker. 2180 02:15:20,677 --> 02:15:22,592 Who did this? 2181 02:15:22,636 --> 02:15:25,204 I did, actually. 2182 02:15:25,247 --> 02:15:28,642 Find some gauze. 2183 02:15:28,685 --> 02:15:30,861 You shot yourself? 2184 02:15:30,905 --> 02:15:33,473 Yes, but it's okay. Marla, look at me. 2185 02:15:33,516 --> 02:15:35,823 I'm really okay. 2186 02:15:35,866 --> 02:15:37,912 Trust me. 2187 02:15:37,955 --> 02:15:39,914 Everything's gonna be fine. 2188 02:15:39,957 --> 02:15:41,829 [Marla Gasps] 2189 02:15:52,883 --> 02:15:55,582 You met me at a very strange time in my life. 2190 02:15:58,019 --> 02:16:00,108 ♪ With your feet on the air 2191 02:16:00,152 --> 02:16:02,066 ♪ And your head on the ground ♪ 2192 02:16:05,157 --> 02:16:10,336 ♪ Try this trick and spin it, yeah ♪ 2193 02:16:10,379 --> 02:16:14,078 ♪ Your head'll collapse if there's nothing in it ♪ 2194 02:16:14,122 --> 02:16:16,516 ♪ And you'll ask yourself 2195 02:16:16,559 --> 02:16:19,345 ♪ Where is my mind 2196 02:16:19,388 --> 02:16:20,998 ♪ Where is my mind 2197 02:16:21,042 --> 02:16:25,351 ♪ Where is my mind 2198 02:16:33,097 --> 02:16:37,189 ♪ Way out in the water 2199 02:16:37,232 --> 02:16:39,060 ♪ See it swimming 2200 02:16:45,327 --> 02:16:48,591 ♪ I was swimming in the Caribbean ♪ 2201 02:16:51,594 --> 02:16:55,250 ♪ Animals were hiding behind the rock ♪ 2202 02:16:57,948 --> 02:17:01,474 ♪ Except for little fish when they told me east is west ♪ 2203 02:17:01,517 --> 02:17:03,258 ♪ Trying to talk to me coy koi ♪ 2204 02:17:03,302 --> 02:17:06,261 ♪ Where is my mind 2205 02:17:06,305 --> 02:17:07,915 ♪ Where is my mind 2206 02:17:07,958 --> 02:17:12,354 ♪ Where is my mind 2207 02:17:19,970 --> 02:17:23,713 ♪ Way out in the water 2208 02:17:23,757 --> 02:17:26,455 ♪ See it swimming 2209 02:17:39,990 --> 02:17:43,646 ♪ With your feet on the air and your head on the ground ♪ 2210 02:17:47,084 --> 02:17:52,394 ♪ Try this trick and spin it, yeah ♪ 2211 02:17:52,438 --> 02:17:55,963 ♪ Your head'll collapse if there's nothing in it ♪ 2212 02:17:56,006 --> 02:17:58,139 ♪ And you'll ask yourself 2213 02:17:58,182 --> 02:18:00,794 ♪ Where is my mind 2214 02:18:00,837 --> 02:18:02,883 ♪ Where is my mind 2215 02:18:02,926 --> 02:18:07,017 ♪ Where is my mind 2216 02:18:14,590 --> 02:18:19,378 ♪ Way out in the water 2217 02:18:19,421 --> 02:18:21,336 ♪ See it swimming 2218 02:18:27,647 --> 02:18:30,302 ♪♪ [Vocalizing] 2219 02:18:32,434 --> 02:18:36,133 ♪ With your feet on the air and your head on the ground ♪ 2220 02:18:39,398 --> 02:18:42,531 ♪ Try this trick and spin it 2221 02:18:45,404 --> 02:18:48,929 ♪♪ [Vocalizing] 2222 02:18:51,018 --> 02:18:54,064 ♪♪ [Fades] 2222 02:18:55,305 --> 02:19:55,609 Who are the real-world Illuminati ? 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