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People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden.

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Three minutes. This is it. Ground zero.

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Would you like to say a few
words to mark the occasion?

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With a gun barrel between your teeth,
you speak only in vowels.

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I can't think of anything.

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For a second I totally forget about
Tyler's whole controlled demolition thing,

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and I wonder how clean that gun is.

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It's getting exciting now.

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That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love?

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Well, it works both ways.

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We've front-row seats
for this theater of mass destruction.

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The demolitions committee of Project Mayhem...

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wrapped the foundation columns of a
dozen buildings with blasting gelatin.

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In two minutes, primary charges will blow base charges,

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and a few square blocks will be reduced to smoldering rubble.

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I know this because Tyler knows this.

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Two and a half.
Think of everything we've accomplished.

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And suddenly, I realize that all of this...

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the gun, the bombs, the revolution...

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has got something to do with a girl named Marla Singer.

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Bob. Bob had bitch-tits.

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This was a support group...

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for men with testicular cancer.

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The big moosey slobbering all over me... that was Bob.

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We're still men.

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Yes, we're men.

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Men is what we are.

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Eight months ago, Bob's testicles were removed. Then hormone therapy.

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He developed bitch-tits because his testosterone was too high,

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and his body upped the estrogen.

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And that was where I fit. They're gonna have to open up
my pecs again...

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and drain the fluid. Between those huge, sweating tits...

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that hung enormous, the way you'd think of God's as big.

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Okay. You cry now.

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No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier.

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For six months, I couldn't sleep.

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I couldn't sleep. I couldn't sleep. I couldn't sleep.

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With insomnia, nothing's real.

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Everything's far away.

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Everything's a copy of a copy of a copy.

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When deep space exploration ramps up,

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it'll be the corporations that name everything...

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the IBM Stellarsphere, the Microsoft Galaxy,

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planet Starbucks.

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Gonna need you out of town a little more this week.
We got some red flags to cover.

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It must've been Tuesday. He was wearing his cornflower-blue tie.

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You want me to de-prioritize
my current reports...

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- Yeah.
- Until you advise of a status upgrade?

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Make these your primary
action items.

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Here's your flight coupons.
Call me from the road if there's any snags.

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He was full of pep.

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Must have had his grande latte enema.

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Like so many others, I had become a slave...

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to the Ikea nesting instinct.

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Uh, yes. I'd like to order
the Erika Pekkari dust ruffles.

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Please hold. If I saw something clever,

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like a little coffee table in the shape of a yin-yang, I had to have it.

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The Klipske personal office unit,

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the Hovetrekke home exer-bike,

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or the Johannshamn sofa with the Strinne green stripe pattern.

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Even the Rizlampa wire lamps...

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of environmentally friendly unbleached paper.

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I'd flip through catalogs and wonder:

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What kind of dining set defines me as a person?

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I had it all... even the glass dishes...

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with tiny bubbles and imperfections,

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proof that they were crafted by the honest, simple,

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hard-working indigenous peoples of... Please hold.

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Wherever. I was holding.

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- Your call is important to us.
- We used to read pornography.

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Now it was the Horchow collection.

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No, you can't die
from insomnia.

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What about narcolepsy? I nod off. I wake up in strange places.

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- I have no idea how I got there.
- You need to lighten up.

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Can you please just
get me something?

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Red and blue Tuenols, lipstick-red Seconals.

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No. You need healthy,
natural sleep.

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Chew some valerian root
and get more exercise.

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Hey, come on. I'm in pain.

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You wanna see pain?
Swing by First Methodist Tuesday nights.

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See the guys with testicular cancer.

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That's pain.

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I always wanted three kids...
two boys and a girl.

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Mindy wanted
two girls and a boy.

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We never could
agree on anything.

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Well, uh, you know, she...

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She had her first child
last week, a... a girl.

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With-With her, uh...
With her new husband.

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Fuck.

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And... And thank God,
you know?

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I'm-I'm glad for her.

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Because she deserves it.

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Aw.

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Everyone, let's thank Thomas
for sharing himself with us.

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Thank you, Thomas.

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I look around this room, and I see a lot of courage,

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and that gives me strength.

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We give each other strength.

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It's time for the one-on-ones. So let's all of us here...

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follow Thomas's good example,
and really open ourselves up.

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Would you find a partner,
please?

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And this is how I met the big moosey.

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Come on. Let's go over here.

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His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears.

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Knees together. Those awkward little steps.

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My name is Bob. Bob...

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Bob had been a champion bodybuilder.

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You know that chest-expansion program you see on late-night TV?

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That was his idea. I was a juicer.

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You know, using steroids.

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Diabonal and...

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Wistrol.

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Oh, they use that on racehorses,
for Christ's sakes.

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And now I'm bankrupt.

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I'm divorced.

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My two grown kids...

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won't even return my phone calls.

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Strangers with this kind of
honesty make me go a big rubbery one.

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Go ahead, Cornelius.

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You can cry.

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And then, something happened.

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I let go. That's really good.

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Lost in oblivion, dark and silent and complete.

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I found freedom.

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Losing all hope was freedom.

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It's okay.

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Babies don't sleep this well.

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I became addicted.

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If I didn't say anything, people always assumed the worst.

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Welcome, Travis.
Welcome, Travis.

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They cried harder.

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Then I cried harder.

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Now we're going to open the green door...

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the heart chakra.

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I wasn't really dying.

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I wasn't host to cancer or parasites.

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I was the warm little center that the life of this world crowded around.

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Imagine your pain as a white ball of healing light.

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It moves over your body,
healing you.

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Now, keep this going.
Remember to breathe,

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and step forward through
the back door of the room.

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Where does it lead?
To your cave.

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Step forward
into your cave.

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That's right.

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You're going deeper into your cave,

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and you're going to find your power animal.

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Slide.

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Every evening I died,

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and every evening I was born again.

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Resurrected.

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Bob loved me because he thought my testicles were removed too.

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Being there, pressed against his tits,

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ready to cry.

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This was my vacation.

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And she ruined everything.

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This is cancer, right?

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This chick, Marla Singer,

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did not have testicular cancer.

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She was a liar.

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She had no diseases at all.

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I had seen her at Free and Clear, my blood parasites group Thursdays.

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Then at Hope, my bimonthly sickle-cell circle.

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And again at Seize the Day, my tuberculosis Friday night.

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Marla, the big tourist.

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Her lie reflected my lie,

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and suddenly, I felt nothing.

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I couldn't cry.

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So once again, I couldn't sleep.

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Next group, after guided meditation,

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after we open our heart chakras, when it's time to hug,

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I'm gonna grab that little bitch Marla Singer and scream...

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Marla, you liar!
You big tourist!

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I need this! Now get out!

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I hadn't slept in four days.

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Absolutely.
We'll just let that dry.

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When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep,

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and you're never really awake.

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To begin tonight's communion,

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Chloe would like
to say a few words.

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Oh, yeah. Chloe.

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Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton would look...

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if you made it smile and walk around
the party being extra nice to everybody.

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Well, I'm still here,

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but I don't know
for how long.

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That's as much certainty
as anyone can give me.

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But I've got
some good news.

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I no longer have
any fear of death.

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But I am
in a pretty lonely place.

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No one will have sex
with me.

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I'm so close to the end,
and all I want is to get laid for the last time.

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I have pornographic movies
in my apartment...

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And lubricants and amyl nitrate.

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Thank you, Chloe.

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Everyone, let's thank Chloe.

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- Thanks, Chloe.
- Thank you, Chloe.

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Now, let's ready ourself
for guided meditation.

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You're standing at
the entrance of your cave.

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You step inside your cave,
and you walk.

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If I did have a tumor,

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I'd name it Marla. It's a very
quiet place.

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Marla... the little scratch on the roof of your mouth...

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that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, but you can't.

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Step deeper into your cave as you walk.

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You feel the healing energy of this place all around you.

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Now find your power animal.

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Slide.

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Okay. Now let's partner up.

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Pick someone special
to you tonight.

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Hey.

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We need to talk.Sure.

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I'm on to you. What?

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Yeah. You're a faker.
You're not dying.

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Sorry?

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In the Tibetan philosophy,
Sylvia Plath sense of the word,

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I know we're all...
we're all dying, all right?

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But you're not dying the way
Chloe back there is dying.

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So?

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So you're a tourist.
Okay? I've seen you.

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I saw you... saw you at melanoma.
Saw you at tuberculosis.

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I saw you at testicular cancer.

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I saw you practicing this.

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Practicing what? Telling me off.

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Is it going as well
as you hoped, "Rupert"?

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I'll expose you. Go ahead.
I'll expose you.

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All right, come together. Let yourselves cry.

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Oh, God, why
are you doing this?

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It's cheaper than a movie,
and there's free coffee.

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No, look.
This is important, okay?

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These are my groups.
I've been coming here for over a year.

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Why do you do it?

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I don't know.
When people think you're dying,

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man, they really,
really listen to you instead of just...

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Instead of just waiting
for their turn to speak?

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Share yourself... completely.

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Look, you don't want to get into this.
It becomes an addiction.

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Really? I'm not kidding.

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I can't cry if there's another faker present,
and I need this.

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So you got to find
somewhere else to go.

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Candy-stripe a cancer ward.
It's not my problem.

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Wait, wait... Wait a second. Ho-Hold on.

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I'll tell you.
We're gonna split up the week, okay?

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You take lymphoma
and tuberculosis...

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You take tuberculosis.
My smoking doesn't go over at all.

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Okay. Good. Fine.

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Testicular cancer should be
no contest, I think.

248
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Well, technically,
I have more right to be there than you.

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You still have your balls. You're kidding.

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I don't know. Am I? No. No.

251
00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:12,814
What do you want? I'll take the parasites.

252
00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:15,599
You can't have both the parasites,
but why don't you take the blood parasites...

253
00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:18,385
I want brain parasites. I'll take
the blood parasites,

254
00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:20,865
but I'm gonna take the
organic brain dementia, okay? I want that.

255
00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:22,954
You can't have
the whole brain.

256
00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:26,654
So far you have four.
I only have two.Okay.

257
00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:30,962
Take both the parasites. They're yours.
Now we both have three.

258
00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:37,665
Hey, you left
half your clothes!

259
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:57,467
What, are you
selling those? Yes! I'm selling some clothes.

260
00:17:57,511 --> 00:18:00,122
So, we each have three.
That's six.

261
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:03,082
What about the seventh day?
I want ascending bowel cancer.

262
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,953
The girl had done her homework. Thank you.

263
00:18:04,996 --> 00:18:08,304
No. No. I want bowel cancer.

264
00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:12,395
That's your favorite too?
Tried to slip it by me, eh?

265
00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:15,746
We're gonna split it, okay?
Take the first and third Sunday of the month.

266
00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:19,881
Deal.

267
00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:25,147
Looks like this is good-bye.

268
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:27,280
Well, let's not make
a big thing out of it, okay?

269
00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:29,064
How's this for not
making a big thing?

270
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:35,026
Hey, Marla!

271
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:37,594
Marla!

272
00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:40,293
May-Maybe we should
exchange numbers.

273
00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:43,600
- Should we?
- We might want to switch nights.

274
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,125
Okay.

275
00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:53,871
This is how I met Marla Singer.

276
00:18:56,091 --> 00:19:00,139
Marla's philosophy of life was that she might die at any moment.

277
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:02,184
The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't.

278
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:05,144
It doesn't have your name.
Who are you?

279
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:08,103
Cornelius? Rupert? Travis?

280
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,279
Any of the stupid names
you give each night?

281
00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:15,458
You wake up at Sea-Tac,

282
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:18,809
S.F.O., L.A.X.

283
00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:21,334
You wake up at O'Hare,

284
00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:23,292
Dallas-Fort Worth,

285
00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:25,381
B.W.I.,

286
00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:27,557
pacific, mountain, central.

287
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:29,777
Lose an hour. Gain an hour.

288
00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:32,736
Check-in for that flight doesn't begin for another two hours, sir.

289
00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:36,784
This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.

290
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:39,047
You wake up at Air Harbor International.

291
00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:41,223
...the aircraft has come to a complete stop.

292
00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:44,966
If you wake up at a different time, in a different place,

293
00:19:45,009 --> 00:19:46,837
could you wake up as a different person?

294
00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:52,321
Everywhere I travel... tiny life.

295
00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:54,845
Single-serving sugar. Single-serving cream.

296
00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:56,804
Single pat of butter.

297
00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:59,676
The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit.

298
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,809
Shampoo-conditioner combos.

299
00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:05,726
Sample package mouthwash. Tiny bars of soap.

300
00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:07,858
...professional wait staff...

301
00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:12,385
The people I meet on each flight, they're single-serving friends.

302
00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:15,605
Between takeoff and landing, we have our time together,

303
00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:17,955
but that's all we get.

304
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:19,653
Welcome!

305
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:26,442
On a long enough time line,
the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

306
00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:30,229
I was a recall coordinator. My job was to apply the formula.

307
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:33,754
Here's where the infant went through the windshield.
Three points.

308
00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:37,279
A new car built by my company leaves
somewhere traveling at 60 miles per hour.

309
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:40,021
The rear differential locks up.

310
00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:42,502
The teenager's braces are wrapped around the backseat ashtray.

311
00:20:42,545 --> 00:20:45,069
Might make
a good antismoking ad.

312
00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:48,072
The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside.

313
00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:50,814
Now, should we initiate a recall?

314
00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:54,165
The father must've been huge.
You see where the fat's burned to the seat?

315
00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:56,385
The polyester shirt?

316
00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:58,300
Very modern art.

317
00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:01,172
Take the number of vehicles in the field, "A,"

318
00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:03,740
multiply it by the probable rate of failure, "B,"

319
00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:07,744
then multiply the result by the average out-of-court settlement, "C."

320
00:21:07,788 --> 00:21:09,964
"A" times "B" times "C"...

321
00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:11,748
equals "X."

322
00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:14,447
If "X" is less
than the cost of a recall,

323
00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:16,927
we don't do one.

324
00:21:16,971 --> 00:21:20,104
Are there a lot
of these kinds of accidents?

325
00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:21,889
You wouldn't believe.

326
00:21:23,891 --> 00:21:25,936
Which car company
do you work for?

327
00:21:27,111 --> 00:21:28,896
A major one.

328
00:21:30,898 --> 00:21:33,466
Every time the plane banked too sharply...

329
00:21:33,509 --> 00:21:38,601
on takeoff or landing, I prayed for a crash or a midair collision.

330
00:21:38,645 --> 00:21:40,081
Anything.

331
00:21:49,482 --> 00:21:52,789
Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip.

332
00:21:56,097 --> 00:22:00,362
"If you are seated in an emergency exit row"... Yeah.

333
00:22:00,406 --> 00:22:02,799
"And you feel you would be unable or unwilling to perform...

334
00:22:02,843 --> 00:22:04,758
"the duties listed
on the safety card,

335
00:22:04,801 --> 00:22:07,064
please ask a flight attendant
to reseat you."

336
00:22:08,936 --> 00:22:11,112
It's a lot of responsibility.

337
00:22:11,155 --> 00:22:13,506
Wanna switch seats?

338
00:22:13,549 --> 00:22:17,074
No. I'm not sure I'm the man
for that particular job.

339
00:22:17,118 --> 00:22:21,731
An exit-door procedure
at 30,000 feet. Mm-hmm.

340
00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:24,212
The illusion of safety.

341
00:22:24,255 --> 00:22:26,867
Yeah. I guess so.

342
00:22:26,910 --> 00:22:28,912
You know why they put
oxygen masks on planes?

343
00:22:28,956 --> 00:22:30,697
So you can breathe.

344
00:22:30,740 --> 00:22:33,874
Oxygen gets you high.

345
00:22:33,917 --> 00:22:38,357
In a catastrophic emergency,
you're taking giant, panicked breaths.

346
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,968
Suddenly you become
euphoric, docile.

347
00:22:41,011 --> 00:22:43,753
You accept your fate.

348
00:22:43,797 --> 00:22:45,973
It's all right here.

349
00:22:46,016 --> 00:22:49,280
Emergency water landing...
600 miles an hour.

350
00:22:49,324 --> 00:22:51,979
Blank faces,
calm as Hindu cows.

351
00:22:52,022 --> 00:22:54,155
That's, um...

352
00:22:54,198 --> 00:22:56,984
That's an interesting theory.

353
00:22:59,856 --> 00:23:02,337
What do you do? What do you mean?

354
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:04,121
What do you do for a living?

355
00:23:04,165 --> 00:23:07,211
Why? So you can pretend
like you're interested?

356
00:23:07,255 --> 00:23:11,694
Okay.

357
00:23:11,738 --> 00:23:14,131
You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.

358
00:23:17,047 --> 00:23:19,441
We have
the exact same briefcase.

359
00:23:20,877 --> 00:23:23,576
- Soap.
- Sorry?

360
00:23:23,619 --> 00:23:26,361
I make and I sell soap.

361
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:29,408
The yardstick
of civilization.

362
00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:33,150
And this is how I met... "Tyler Durden."

363
00:23:33,194 --> 00:23:35,805
Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline...

364
00:23:35,849 --> 00:23:38,591
and frozen orange juice concentrate,
you can make napalm?

365
00:23:38,634 --> 00:23:41,028
No, I did not know that.
Is that true?

366
00:23:41,071 --> 00:23:45,206
That's right.
One can make all kinds of explosives using simple household items.

367
00:23:45,249 --> 00:23:47,991
Really? If one were so inclined.

368
00:23:52,822 --> 00:23:55,390
Tyler, you are by far
the most interesting...

369
00:23:55,434 --> 00:24:00,134
"single-serving"
friend I've ever met.

370
00:24:00,177 --> 00:24:02,571
See, I have this thing...
Everything on a plane is single-serving, even...

371
00:24:02,615 --> 00:24:05,792
Oh, I get it.
It's very clever. Well, thank you.

372
00:24:05,835 --> 00:24:08,534
How's that working out
for you?

373
00:24:08,577 --> 00:24:10,710
What? Being clever.

374
00:24:10,753 --> 00:24:13,321
Great.

375
00:24:13,364 --> 00:24:16,106
Keep it up then.
Keep it right up.

376
00:24:17,586 --> 00:24:19,545
Now a question of etiquette.

377
00:24:19,588 --> 00:24:22,243
As I pass, do I give you
the ass or the crotch?

378
00:24:29,642 --> 00:24:32,427
How I came to live with Tyler is...

379
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:36,257
Airlines have this policy about vibrating luggage.

380
00:24:43,090 --> 00:24:46,528
Was-Was it ticking?

381
00:24:46,572 --> 00:24:48,878
Actually, throwers don't worry about ticking,
'cause modern bombs don't tick.

382
00:24:48,922 --> 00:24:52,969
- Sorry. "Throwers"?
- Baggage handlers.

383
00:24:53,013 --> 00:24:57,234
But when a suitcase vibrates,
then the thrower's gotta call the police.

384
00:24:57,278 --> 00:25:00,020
My suitcase... was vibrating?

385
00:25:00,063 --> 00:25:02,022
Nine times out of 10, it's an electric razor,

386
00:25:02,065 --> 00:25:04,938
but every once in a while...

387
00:25:07,897 --> 00:25:11,118
it's a dildo.

388
00:25:11,161 --> 00:25:15,165
Of course,
it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo.

389
00:25:15,209 --> 00:25:17,733
We have to use the indefinite article...
"A" dildo.

390
00:25:17,777 --> 00:25:21,128
Never... "your" dildo.

391
00:25:21,171 --> 00:25:24,174
I don't own...

392
00:25:26,046 --> 00:25:27,917
I had everything in that suitcase...

393
00:25:27,961 --> 00:25:31,225
My CK shirts, my DKNY shoes,

394
00:25:31,268 --> 00:25:34,358
my AX ties.

395
00:25:34,402 --> 00:25:36,578
Never mind.

396
00:25:38,014 --> 00:25:40,321
Hey! That's my car!

397
00:25:47,241 --> 00:25:49,896
Home was a condo on the 15th floor...

398
00:25:49,939 --> 00:25:52,420
of a filing cabinet for widows and young professionals.

399
00:25:52,463 --> 00:25:55,379
The walls were solid concrete.

400
00:25:55,423 --> 00:25:58,818
A foot of concrete's important when your
next-door neighbor lets her hearing aid go...

401
00:25:58,861 --> 00:26:01,298
and has to watch game shows at full volume.

402
00:26:01,342 --> 00:26:03,474
Or when a volcanic blast and debris...

403
00:26:03,518 --> 00:26:05,912
that used to be your furniture and personal effects...

404
00:26:05,955 --> 00:26:07,827
blows out of your floor-to-ceiling windows...

405
00:26:07,870 --> 00:26:09,611
and sails flaming into the night.

406
00:26:16,052 --> 00:26:18,011
I suppose these things happen.

407
00:26:30,893 --> 00:26:33,374
There's nothing up there.

408
00:26:33,417 --> 00:26:36,682
You can't go into the unit.
Police orders.

409
00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:48,519
Do you have somebody
you can call?

410
00:26:48,563 --> 00:26:53,002
How embarrassing. A house full of condiments and no food.

411
00:27:02,882 --> 00:27:06,233
The police would later tell me that the pilot light might have gone out,

412
00:27:07,669 --> 00:27:10,541
letting out just a little bit of gas.

413
00:27:10,585 --> 00:27:12,892
That gas could have slowly filled the condo...

414
00:27:12,935 --> 00:27:17,026
1,700 square feet with high ceilings for days and days.

415
00:27:24,077 --> 00:27:26,949
Then the refrigerator's compressor could've clicked on.

416
00:27:29,082 --> 00:27:31,301
Yeah?

417
00:27:34,740 --> 00:27:37,394
I can hear
you breathing, you...

418
00:27:46,490 --> 00:27:50,146
If you asked me now, I couldn't tell you why I called him.

419
00:28:31,753 --> 00:28:33,886
Hello?

420
00:28:33,929 --> 00:28:35,801
Who's this?

421
00:28:35,844 --> 00:28:38,064
Tyler?

422
00:28:38,107 --> 00:28:40,762
Who is this? Um...

423
00:28:40,806 --> 00:28:44,374
We met... We met on the airplane.
We had the same suitcase.

424
00:28:44,418 --> 00:28:47,769
Uh, the clever guy.

425
00:28:47,813 --> 00:28:51,991
Oh. Oh, yeah.
Right. Okay.

426
00:28:52,034 --> 00:28:55,995
I called a second ago.
There was no answer. I'm at a pay phone.

427
00:28:56,038 --> 00:28:59,825
Yeah. I star-69ed you.
I never pick up my phone.

428
00:29:01,174 --> 00:29:06,179
So, what's up, man? Uh, well...

429
00:29:06,222 --> 00:29:08,224
You're not gonna believe this.

430
00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:12,838
You know, man,
it could be worse.

431
00:29:12,881 --> 00:29:14,927
A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping...

432
00:29:14,970 --> 00:29:17,538
and toss it out the window
of a moving car.

433
00:29:17,581 --> 00:29:20,889
There's always that.
I don't know. It's just...

434
00:29:20,933 --> 00:29:23,587
When you buy furniture,
you tell yourself, "That's it.

435
00:29:23,631 --> 00:29:25,676
That's the last sofa
I'm gonna need."

436
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:29,115
Whatever else happens,
I've got that sofa problem handled.

437
00:29:29,158 --> 00:29:32,466
I had it all. I had a stereo
that was very decent,

438
00:29:32,509 --> 00:29:35,208
a wardrobe that was getting
very respectable.

439
00:29:35,251 --> 00:29:38,559
I was close to being complete.

440
00:29:38,602 --> 00:29:41,040
Shit, man.
Now it's all gone. All gone.

441
00:29:41,083 --> 00:29:43,694
Hmm. All gone.

442
00:29:45,522 --> 00:29:47,002
Do you know what a duvet is?

443
00:29:48,264 --> 00:29:50,353
Comforter. It's a blanket.

444
00:29:50,397 --> 00:29:54,488
Just a blanket.
Why do guys like you and I know what a duvet is?

445
00:29:54,531 --> 00:29:58,405
Is this essential to our survival in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word?

446
00:29:58,448 --> 00:30:02,365
No. What are we then?

447
00:30:02,409 --> 00:30:04,933
We're, uh... I don't know.
Consumers.

448
00:30:04,977 --> 00:30:07,283
Right. We are consumers.

449
00:30:07,327 --> 00:30:11,287
We are by-products of
a lifestyle obsession.

450
00:30:11,331 --> 00:30:14,987
Murder, crime, poverty...
These things don't concern me.

451
00:30:15,030 --> 00:30:18,033
What concerns me are
celebrity magazines,

452
00:30:18,077 --> 00:30:20,253
television
with 500 channels,

453
00:30:20,296 --> 00:30:22,908
some guy's name
on my underwear.

454
00:30:22,951 --> 00:30:25,214
Rogaine, Viagra, olestra.

455
00:30:25,258 --> 00:30:28,435
- Martha Stewart.
- Fuck Martha Stewart.

456
00:30:28,478 --> 00:30:31,655
Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic.
It's all going down, man.

457
00:30:31,699 --> 00:30:33,919
So fuck off
with your sofa units...

458
00:30:33,962 --> 00:30:36,530
and Strinne green
stripe patterns.

459
00:30:36,573 --> 00:30:38,967
I say,
never be complete.

460
00:30:39,011 --> 00:30:43,102
I say, stop being perfect.
I say, let-let's evolve.

461
00:30:43,145 --> 00:30:44,886
Let the chips
fall where they may.

462
00:30:47,976 --> 00:30:50,892
But that's me, and I could be wrong.
Maybe it's a terrible tragedy.

463
00:30:50,936 --> 00:30:53,547
Nah. It's just...
It's just stuff.

464
00:30:53,590 --> 00:30:55,723
It's not a tragedy, but... Well, you did lose...

465
00:30:55,766 --> 00:30:58,378
a lot of versatile solutions
for modern living.

466
00:30:58,421 --> 00:31:00,641
Fuck. You're right.
No. I don't smoke.

467
00:31:04,427 --> 00:31:07,996
My... My insurance is probably
gonna cover it, so...

468
00:31:10,477 --> 00:31:12,783
What?

469
00:31:12,827 --> 00:31:16,744
The things you own
end up owning you.

470
00:31:19,225 --> 00:31:21,923
But do what you like, man.

471
00:31:21,967 --> 00:31:24,883
Oh, it's late.

472
00:31:24,926 --> 00:31:27,102
Hey, thanks for the beer. Yeah, man.

473
00:31:28,364 --> 00:31:30,453
I should find a hotel.

474
00:31:30,497 --> 00:31:32,803
What?

475
00:31:32,847 --> 00:31:35,197
What? A hotel?

476
00:31:35,241 --> 00:31:38,244
Yeah. Just ask, man.

477
00:31:38,287 --> 00:31:40,594
What are you talking about?
Oh, God.

478
00:31:40,637 --> 00:31:42,509
Three pitchers of beer,
and you still can't ask.

479
00:31:45,729 --> 00:31:48,341
What? You called me 'cause you
needed a place to stay.

480
00:31:48,384 --> 00:31:52,171
Oh, hey, hey... No, no, no.
I didn't mean... Yes, you did. So just ask.

481
00:31:52,214 --> 00:31:54,477
Cut the foreplay
and just ask, man.

482
00:31:56,740 --> 00:31:58,699
Would-Would that
be a problem?

483
00:31:58,742 --> 00:32:00,527
Is it a problem
for you to ask?

484
00:32:02,224 --> 00:32:04,183
Can I stay
at your place? Yeah.

485
00:32:05,445 --> 00:32:07,360
Thanks.

486
00:32:11,973 --> 00:32:14,976
I want you
to do me a favor. Yeah, sure.

487
00:32:15,020 --> 00:32:17,196
I want you to hit me
as hard as you can.

488
00:32:17,239 --> 00:32:19,415
What?

489
00:32:19,459 --> 00:32:23,854
I want you to hit me
as hard as you can.

490
00:32:23,898 --> 00:32:26,292
Let me tell you a little bit about Tyler Durden.

491
00:32:26,335 --> 00:32:28,947
Tyler was a night person.

492
00:32:28,990 --> 00:32:31,253
While the rest of us
were sleeping, he worked.

493
00:32:31,297 --> 00:32:34,604
He had one part-time job as a projectionist.

494
00:32:34,648 --> 00:32:37,651
See, a movie doesn't come all on one big reel. It comes on a few.

495
00:32:37,694 --> 00:32:40,262
So someone has to be there to switch the projectors...

496
00:32:40,306 --> 00:32:43,613
at the exact moment that one reel ends and the next one begins.

497
00:32:43,657 --> 00:32:46,007
If you look for it,
you can see these little dots...

498
00:32:46,051 --> 00:32:49,010
come into the upper right-hand corner of the screen.

499
00:32:49,054 --> 00:32:51,447
In the industry,
we call them "cigarette burns."

500
00:32:51,491 --> 00:32:53,623
That's the cue for a changeover.

501
00:32:53,667 --> 00:32:56,148
He flips the projectors,
movie keeps right on going,

502
00:32:56,191 --> 00:32:58,585
and nobody in the audience
has any idea.

503
00:32:58,628 --> 00:33:01,196
Why would anyone want
this shit job?

504
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:04,199
Because it affords him other
interesting opportunities.

505
00:33:04,243 --> 00:33:07,898
Like splicing single frames of pornography into family films.

506
00:33:07,942 --> 00:33:11,293
So when the snooty cat and the
courageous dog with the celebrity voices...

507
00:33:11,337 --> 00:33:13,556
meet for the first time
in reel three,

508
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:17,038
that's when you'll catch a flash of Tyler's contribution to the film.

509
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,526
Nobody knows that they saw it,
but they did.

510
00:33:26,569 --> 00:33:29,137
A nice, big cock.

511
00:33:34,055 --> 00:33:36,710
Even a hummingbird couldn't
catch Tyler at work.

512
00:33:42,237 --> 00:33:44,674
Tyler also works sometimes
as a banquet waiter...

513
00:33:44,718 --> 00:33:46,894
at the luxurious
Pressman Hotel.

514
00:33:51,768 --> 00:33:56,034
He was theguerrilla terrorist
in the food service industry.

515
00:33:56,077 --> 00:33:58,340
Do not watch.
I cannot go when you watch.

516
00:33:58,384 --> 00:34:00,473
Apart from seasoning
the lobster bisque,

517
00:34:00,516 --> 00:34:03,171
he farted on meringues,
sneezed on braised endive.

518
00:34:03,215 --> 00:34:05,217
And as for the cream
of mushroom soup, well...

519
00:34:05,260 --> 00:34:09,873
Go ahead. Tell them. You get the idea.

520
00:34:09,917 --> 00:34:13,094
- What do you want me to do? You just want me to hit you?
- Come on. Do me this one favor.

521
00:34:13,138 --> 00:34:15,575
- Why?
- Why? I don't know why. I don't know.

522
00:34:15,618 --> 00:34:18,186
- I've never been in a fight. You?
- No, but that's a good thing.

523
00:34:18,230 --> 00:34:20,580
No, it is not.
How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?

524
00:34:20,623 --> 00:34:23,017
I don't wanna die
without any scars.

525
00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:24,932
So, come on.
Hit me before I lose my nerve.

526
00:34:24,975 --> 00:34:27,674
Oh, God.
This is crazy. I...

527
00:34:27,717 --> 00:34:31,460
So go crazy. Let 'er rip. Hey, I don't know
about this.

528
00:34:31,504 --> 00:34:33,593
I don't either,
but who gives a shit?

529
00:34:33,636 --> 00:34:35,812
No one's watching.
What do you care? Wait.

530
00:34:35,856 --> 00:34:39,729
This is crazy.
You want me to hit you? That's right.

531
00:34:39,773 --> 00:34:43,385
What, like, in the face?
Surprise me.

532
00:34:45,692 --> 00:34:47,520
This is so fucking stupid.

533
00:34:56,877 --> 00:35:01,229
Motherfucker!

534
00:35:01,273 --> 00:35:04,406
- You hit me in the ear!
- Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.

535
00:35:04,450 --> 00:35:07,975
Ow! Christ! Why the ear, man?

536
00:35:08,018 --> 00:35:10,238
Aw, I fucked it up kinda.No. That was perfect.

537
00:35:23,077 --> 00:35:25,906
Nah, it's all right.

538
00:35:25,949 --> 00:35:28,561
You okay? That really hurts.

539
00:35:28,604 --> 00:35:32,260
Right.
Hit me again.

540
00:35:32,304 --> 00:35:35,481
No. You hit me. Come on.

541
00:35:52,585 --> 00:35:54,674
We should do this
again sometime.

542
00:36:07,643 --> 00:36:09,732
Where's your car? What car?

543
00:36:20,656 --> 00:36:23,093
I don't know how Tyler found that house,

544
00:36:23,137 --> 00:36:25,400
but he said he'd been there for a year.

545
00:36:25,444 --> 00:36:28,273
It looked like it was waiting to be torn down.

546
00:36:28,316 --> 00:36:30,840
Most of the windows were boarded up.

547
00:36:30,884 --> 00:36:32,842
There was no lock on the front door...

548
00:36:32,886 --> 00:36:36,281
from when the police or whoever kicked it in.

549
00:36:36,324 --> 00:36:38,544
The stairs were ready to collapse.

550
00:36:38,587 --> 00:36:40,981
I didn't know if he owned it or if he was squatting.

551
00:36:41,024 --> 00:36:43,418
Neither would have surprised me.

552
00:36:43,462 --> 00:36:45,681
Yep. That's you.

553
00:36:45,725 --> 00:36:49,250
That's me.
That's the toilet. Good?

554
00:36:49,294 --> 00:36:52,122
Yeah. Thanks.

555
00:36:52,166 --> 00:36:54,386
What a shit-hole.

556
00:36:54,429 --> 00:36:56,910
Nothing worked.

557
00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:03,177
Turning on one light meant another light in the house went out.

558
00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:06,789
There were no neighbors, just some warehouses and a paper mill...

559
00:37:06,833 --> 00:37:11,011
That fart smell of steam, the hamster cage smell of wood chips.

560
00:37:11,054 --> 00:37:15,102
After work tomorrow,
we'll be... Hey. What have we here?

561
00:37:24,546 --> 00:37:27,332
Hold on. Hold on.

562
00:37:29,508 --> 00:37:31,640
Hey, guys.Hey.

563
00:37:31,684 --> 00:37:34,382
Hey. It's cool.

564
00:37:43,696 --> 00:37:46,916
Every time it rained, we had to kill the power.

565
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:49,310
By the end of the first month, I didn't miss TV.

566
00:37:49,354 --> 00:37:51,443
That's it. Okay.

567
00:37:51,486 --> 00:37:54,576
I didn't even mind the warm, stale refrigerator.

568
00:38:07,459 --> 00:38:08,895
Can I be next?

569
00:38:13,900 --> 00:38:16,511
All right, man.
Lose the tie.

570
00:38:18,818 --> 00:38:21,255
Ooh!

571
00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:23,344
At night, Tyler and I...

572
00:38:23,388 --> 00:38:25,868
were alone for a half a mile in every direction.

573
00:38:27,609 --> 00:38:31,657
You got it.

574
00:38:31,700 --> 00:38:35,530
Rain trickled down through the plaster and the light fixtures.

575
00:38:35,574 --> 00:38:37,445
Everything wooden swelled and shrank.

576
00:38:37,489 --> 00:38:41,797
Everywhere were rusted nails to snag your elbow on.

577
00:38:41,841 --> 00:38:44,322
The previous occupant had been a bit of a shut-in.

578
00:38:44,365 --> 00:38:46,759
Hey, man,
what are you reading?

579
00:38:46,802 --> 00:38:51,241
Listen to this.
It's an article written by an organ in the first person.

580
00:38:51,285 --> 00:38:54,070
"I am Jack's medulla oblongata.

581
00:38:54,114 --> 00:38:57,770
Without me, Jack could not regulate his heart rate,
blood pressure or breathing."

582
00:38:57,813 --> 00:39:00,425
There's a whole series
of these.

583
00:39:00,468 --> 00:39:03,776
"I Am Jill's Nipples."

584
00:39:03,819 --> 00:39:07,606
- "I Am Jack's Colon."
- Yeah. "I get cancer. I kill Jack."

585
00:39:07,649 --> 00:39:11,174
Whoa... Ohh!

586
00:39:11,218 --> 00:39:14,830
After fighting,
everything else in your life got the volume turned down.

587
00:39:18,443 --> 00:39:21,097
- What?
- You could deal with anything.

588
00:39:21,141 --> 00:39:22,925
Have you finished
those reports?

589
00:39:27,060 --> 00:39:29,454
If you could fight anyone, who would you fight?

590
00:39:29,497 --> 00:39:31,847
I'd fight my boss, probably.

591
00:39:31,891 --> 00:39:34,415
Really?

592
00:39:34,459 --> 00:39:36,199
Yeah. Why?
Who would you fight?

593
00:39:36,243 --> 00:39:40,247
- I'd fight my dad.
- I don't know my dad.

594
00:39:40,290 --> 00:39:43,903
I mean, I know him,
but he left when I was, like, six years old,

595
00:39:43,946 --> 00:39:45,861
married this other woman and had some other kids.

596
00:39:45,905 --> 00:39:48,081
He, like, did this every six years.

597
00:39:48,124 --> 00:39:50,997
He goes to a new city and starts a new family.

598
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,042
Fucker settin' up franchises.

599
00:39:55,305 --> 00:39:58,874
My dad never went to college,
so it was real important that I go.

600
00:39:58,918 --> 00:40:02,748
That sounds familiar. So I graduate.
I call him up long distance.

601
00:40:02,791 --> 00:40:05,664
I say, "Dad, now what?"
He says, "Get a job."

602
00:40:05,707 --> 00:40:07,840
Same here. Now I'm 25.

603
00:40:07,883 --> 00:40:11,452
I make my yearly call again.
I say, "Dad, now what?"

604
00:40:11,496 --> 00:40:13,976
He says, "I don't know.
Get married."

605
00:40:14,020 --> 00:40:17,719
I mean...
I can't get married.

606
00:40:17,763 --> 00:40:20,461
I'm a 30-year-old boy.

607
00:40:20,505 --> 00:40:22,985
We're a generation of men
raised by women.

608
00:40:23,029 --> 00:40:26,989
I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.

609
00:40:33,343 --> 00:40:36,738
Most of the week, we were Ozzie and Harriet.

610
00:40:36,782 --> 00:40:40,612
♪♪ But every Saturday night, we were finding something out.

611
00:40:42,831 --> 00:40:45,355
We were finding out more and more that we were not alone.

612
00:40:47,662 --> 00:40:49,708
Who turned the lights off?

613
00:40:49,751 --> 00:40:52,145
It used to be that when I came home angry or depressed...

614
00:40:52,188 --> 00:40:54,016
Good night, Marla. I'd just clean my condo,

615
00:40:54,060 --> 00:40:56,323
polish my Scandinavian furniture.

616
00:40:56,366 --> 00:40:58,978
I should've been looking for a new condo.

617
00:40:59,021 --> 00:41:01,633
I should've been haggling with my insurance company.

618
00:41:01,676 --> 00:41:04,592
I should've been upset about my nice, neat flaming little shit.

619
00:41:04,636 --> 00:41:07,029
But I wasn't.

620
00:41:07,073 --> 00:41:10,903
The basic premise of cyber-netting any
office is make things more efficient.

621
00:41:10,946 --> 00:41:13,819
Monday mornings, all I could do was think about next week.

622
00:41:13,862 --> 00:41:17,126
Can I get the icon
in cornflower blue?

623
00:41:17,170 --> 00:41:21,566
Absolutely.
Efficiency is priority number one, people.

624
00:41:21,609 --> 00:41:24,612
Because waste is a thief.

625
00:41:24,656 --> 00:41:27,615
I showed this already to my man here.
You liked it, didn't you?

626
00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:34,100
You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick.

627
00:41:36,145 --> 00:41:38,539
It was right in everyone's face.

628
00:41:38,583 --> 00:41:41,063
Tyler and I just made it visible.

629
00:41:41,107 --> 00:41:43,326
It was on the tip of everyone's tongue.

630
00:41:43,370 --> 00:41:46,895
Tyler and I just gave it a name. ♪♪

631
00:41:56,688 --> 00:41:59,429
Come on, people,
you gotta go home.

632
00:42:20,886 --> 00:42:23,149
Turn off the jukebox.
Lock the back.

633
00:42:42,124 --> 00:42:44,170
Keep it down.

634
00:42:44,213 --> 00:42:46,259
Keep it down.

635
00:42:46,302 --> 00:42:48,914
Every week, Tyler gave the rules that he and I decided.

636
00:42:48,957 --> 00:42:52,308
Gentlemen, welcome
to Fight Club.

637
00:42:55,398 --> 00:42:57,226
The first rule
of Fight Club is...

638
00:42:57,270 --> 00:42:59,751
you do not talk
about Fight Club.

639
00:42:59,794 --> 00:43:02,841
The second rule
of Fight Club is...

640
00:43:02,884 --> 00:43:06,279
you do not talk
about Fight Club.

641
00:43:06,322 --> 00:43:08,847
Third rule of Fight Club...

642
00:43:08,890 --> 00:43:13,503
Someone yells stop, goes limp,
taps out, the fight is over.

643
00:43:13,547 --> 00:43:16,811
Fourth rule... Only two guys to a fight.

644
00:43:16,855 --> 00:43:20,467
Fifth rule... One fight at a time, fellas.

645
00:43:20,510 --> 00:43:24,297
Sixth rule...
No shirts, no shoes.

646
00:43:24,340 --> 00:43:28,562
Seventh rule...
Fights will go on as long as they have to.

647
00:43:30,564 --> 00:43:33,567
And the eighth
and final rule...

648
00:43:33,611 --> 00:43:36,439
If this is your first night
at Fight Club,

649
00:43:36,483 --> 00:43:38,528
you have to fight.

650
00:43:43,316 --> 00:43:45,318
This kid from work, Ricky,

651
00:43:45,361 --> 00:43:49,844
couldn't remember whether you ordered pens with blue ink or black.

652
00:43:49,888 --> 00:43:52,368
Come on, man! But Ricky was a god for 10 minutes...

653
00:43:52,412 --> 00:43:55,110
when he trounced the maître d' of a local food court.

654
00:43:58,723 --> 00:44:02,248
Sometimes, all you could hear were the flat,
hard packing sounds over the yelling.

655
00:44:06,992 --> 00:44:10,082
Or the wet choke when someone caught their breath and sprayed...

656
00:44:10,125 --> 00:44:14,608
- Stop!
- You weren't alive anywhere like you were there.

657
00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:16,654
But Fight Club only exists in the hours...

658
00:44:16,697 --> 00:44:20,353
between when Fight Club starts and when Fight Club ends.

659
00:44:20,396 --> 00:44:23,269
Even if I could tell someone they had a good fight,

660
00:44:23,312 --> 00:44:25,488
I wouldn't be talking to the same man.

661
00:44:25,532 --> 00:44:29,101
Who you were in Fight Club is not who you were in the rest of the world.

662
00:44:29,144 --> 00:44:31,973
The guy who came to Fight Club for the first time,

663
00:44:32,017 --> 00:44:34,106
his ass was a wad of cookie dough.

664
00:44:34,149 --> 00:44:37,152
After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.

665
00:44:37,196 --> 00:44:41,374
If you could fight any celebrity,
who would you fight?

666
00:44:41,417 --> 00:44:45,160
Alive or dead? It doesn't matter.
Who'd be tough?

667
00:44:45,204 --> 00:44:47,772
Hemingway. You?

668
00:44:49,164 --> 00:44:52,124
Shatner.
I'd fight William Shatner.

669
00:44:54,300 --> 00:44:56,911
We all started seeing things differently.

670
00:44:56,955 --> 00:45:00,175
Everywhere we went, we were sizing things up.

671
00:45:04,745 --> 00:45:07,617
I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms,

672
00:45:07,661 --> 00:45:09,794
trying to look like how Calvin Klein...

673
00:45:09,837 --> 00:45:13,275
or Tommy Hilfiger said they should. Is that what a man looks like?

674
00:45:13,319 --> 00:45:17,236
Ahh.
Self-improvement is masturbation.

675
00:45:17,279 --> 00:45:19,760
Now, self-destruction...

676
00:45:19,804 --> 00:45:22,241
Excuse me.

677
00:45:32,599 --> 00:45:36,821
Pound his ass! Hit him again, man!
Come on! Hit him!

678
00:45:56,536 --> 00:45:59,017
Fight Club wasn't about winning or losing.

679
00:45:59,060 --> 00:46:00,845
It wasn't about words.

680
00:46:03,848 --> 00:46:06,285
The hysterical shouting was in tongues,

681
00:46:06,328 --> 00:46:08,330
like in a Pentecostal church.

682
00:46:13,858 --> 00:46:16,077
Is that it? Stop! Stop!

683
00:46:16,121 --> 00:46:18,993
When the fight was over, nothing was solved,

684
00:46:19,037 --> 00:46:21,866
but nothing mattered. Hey, cool.

685
00:46:24,607 --> 00:46:27,567
Afterwards, we all felt saved.

686
00:46:27,610 --> 00:46:29,743
Hey, man,
how about next week?

687
00:46:31,092 --> 00:46:33,225
How about next month? I hear you.

688
00:46:33,268 --> 00:46:36,141
Irvin, you're in the middle.
New guy. You too.

689
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:40,188
Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me.

690
00:46:40,232 --> 00:46:42,843
Fell down some stairs.

691
00:46:42,887 --> 00:46:44,758
I fell down some stairs.

692
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:51,721
Fight Club became the reason to cut
your hair short or trim your fingernails.

693
00:46:51,765 --> 00:46:54,289
Okay. Any historical figure.

694
00:46:54,333 --> 00:46:56,030
I'd fight Gandhi.

695
00:46:57,553 --> 00:47:01,035
- Good answer.
- How about you?

696
00:47:01,079 --> 00:47:03,081
Lincoln. Lincoln?

697
00:47:03,124 --> 00:47:07,041
Mm. Big guy, big reach.
Skinny guys fight till they're burger.

698
00:47:07,085 --> 00:47:08,913
Fuck.

699
00:47:11,524 --> 00:47:13,613
Hey. Even the Mona Lisa's
falling apart.

700
00:47:22,752 --> 00:47:25,016
Hello.

701
00:47:25,059 --> 00:47:27,279
Where have you been the last eight weeks?

702
00:47:27,322 --> 00:47:29,977
Marla?

703
00:47:31,936 --> 00:47:34,852
How'd you find me? You left that
forwarding number.

704
00:47:34,895 --> 00:47:37,855
I haven't seen you
in any support groups.

705
00:47:37,898 --> 00:47:41,293
Yeah, we split them up.
That was the idea, remember?

706
00:47:41,336 --> 00:47:44,078
Yeah, but you haven't
been going to yours.

707
00:47:44,122 --> 00:47:47,734
- How do you know?
- I cheated.

708
00:47:47,777 --> 00:47:50,041
I found a new one.

709
00:47:50,084 --> 00:47:52,521
- Really?
- It's for men only.

710
00:47:52,565 --> 00:47:55,307
Like the testicle thing?

711
00:47:58,527 --> 00:48:02,618
- Look, this is a bad time.
- I've been going to Debtors Anonymous.

712
00:48:02,662 --> 00:48:05,447
You wanna see some
really fucked-up people? I'm just on my way out.

713
00:48:05,491 --> 00:48:08,320
Me too. I've got
a stomach full of Xanax.

714
00:48:08,363 --> 00:48:10,844
I took what was left
of a bottle.

715
00:48:10,888 --> 00:48:13,194
It might have been too much. Just picture watching...

716
00:48:13,238 --> 00:48:16,894
Marla Singer throw herself around her crummy apartment.

717
00:48:16,937 --> 00:48:18,983
But this isn't
a for-real suicide thing.

718
00:48:19,026 --> 00:48:21,637
This is probably one of those
cry-for-help things.

719
00:48:21,681 --> 00:48:24,510
This could go on for hours. You're staying in tonight then?

720
00:48:24,553 --> 00:48:27,295
Do you wanna wait
and hear me describe death?

721
00:48:27,339 --> 00:48:29,515
Do you wanna listen...

722
00:48:29,558 --> 00:48:31,865
and see if my spirit
can use a phone?

723
00:48:33,867 --> 00:48:36,565
Have you ever heard
a death rattle before?

724
00:49:03,288 --> 00:49:06,900
Tyler's door was closed. I'd been living here for two months,

725
00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:09,947
and Tyler's door was never closed.

726
00:49:14,168 --> 00:49:16,431
You won't believe this dream
I had last night.

727
00:49:16,475 --> 00:49:19,173
Yeah, I can hardly believe
anything about last night.

728
00:49:29,183 --> 00:49:30,968
What-What are you doing here?

729
00:49:33,796 --> 00:49:36,060
What?

730
00:49:36,103 --> 00:49:38,279
This is my house.
What are you doing in my house?

731
00:49:40,803 --> 00:49:42,892
Fuck you.

732
00:49:55,731 --> 00:49:57,603
Ah!

733
00:49:57,646 --> 00:50:00,910
Oh, you got some fucked-up
friends, I'm tellin' you.

734
00:50:00,954 --> 00:50:03,391
Limber, though.

735
00:50:03,435 --> 00:50:06,264
Silly cooze.

736
00:50:06,307 --> 00:50:11,182
So I come in last night. Phone's off the hook.
Guess who's on the other end.

737
00:50:11,225 --> 00:50:13,923
I already knew the story before he told it to me.

738
00:50:16,491 --> 00:50:19,233
Have you ever heard
a death rattle before?

739
00:50:19,277 --> 00:50:22,149
Do you think it'll
live up to its name?

740
00:50:22,193 --> 00:50:26,110
Or will it just be
a death hair ball?

741
00:50:29,330 --> 00:50:33,204
Prepare... to evacuate soul.

742
00:50:33,247 --> 00:50:37,904
Ten, nine, eight...

743
00:50:37,947 --> 00:50:40,037
Now, how could Tyler, of all people,

744
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:44,432
think it was a bad thing that Marla Singer was about to die?

745
00:50:44,476 --> 00:50:48,088
Five, four,

746
00:50:48,132 --> 00:50:50,308
three... Oh, hang on.

747
00:50:55,791 --> 00:50:58,142
You got here fast.

748
00:51:00,579 --> 00:51:03,103
Did I call you?

749
00:51:03,147 --> 00:51:05,410
Huh?

750
00:51:05,453 --> 00:51:07,934
Hey.

751
00:51:12,939 --> 00:51:15,333
The mattress is all sealed
in slippery plastic.

752
00:51:18,858 --> 00:51:20,990
Oh, don't worry.
It's not a threat to you.

753
00:51:24,429 --> 00:51:25,908
Oh, fuck.

754
00:51:25,952 --> 00:51:28,085
Somebody called the cops.

755
00:51:35,092 --> 00:51:36,789
Back there!

756
00:51:39,792 --> 00:51:44,362
513... Where's 513? Oh, end of the hall.

757
00:51:44,405 --> 00:51:47,930
You know,
the girl who lives there used to be a charming, lovely girl.

758
00:51:47,974 --> 00:51:50,063
She's lost faith in herself.

759
00:51:50,107 --> 00:51:53,327
- Miss Singer!
- She's a monster.

760
00:51:53,371 --> 00:51:55,068
You have every reason
to live!

761
00:51:55,112 --> 00:51:57,679
She's infectious human waste!

762
00:51:57,723 --> 00:52:00,378
Miss Singer! Good luck trying
to save her!

763
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:10,518
If I fall asleep,
I'm done for.

764
00:52:11,954 --> 00:52:14,957
You're gonna have to keep me up...

765
00:52:15,001 --> 00:52:17,177
all night.

766
00:52:17,221 --> 00:52:19,614
Un-fucking-believable.

767
00:52:19,658 --> 00:52:21,921
He was obviously able to handle it.

768
00:52:21,964 --> 00:52:25,490
- You know what I mean. You fucked her.
- No, I didn't.

769
00:52:25,533 --> 00:52:27,622
Never? No.

770
00:52:29,624 --> 00:52:33,150
- You're not into her, are you?
- No! God, not at all.

771
00:52:33,193 --> 00:52:35,674
I am Jack's raging bile duct.

772
00:52:35,717 --> 00:52:37,850
Are you sure?
You can tell me.

773
00:52:37,893 --> 00:52:40,069
Believe me, I'm sure. Put a gun to my head...

774
00:52:40,113 --> 00:52:42,202
and paint the walls with my brains.

775
00:52:42,246 --> 00:52:44,596
That's good, 'cause she's a predator posing as a house pet.

776
00:52:44,639 --> 00:52:46,685
Stay away from that one.

777
00:52:49,122 --> 00:52:51,429
And the shit that came out of this woman's mouth,
I ain't never heard.

778
00:52:51,472 --> 00:52:53,300
My God.

779
00:52:53,344 --> 00:52:56,869
I haven't been fucked
like that since grade school.

780
00:52:56,912 --> 00:52:59,741
How could Tyler not go for that?

781
00:52:59,785 --> 00:53:03,180
The night before last, he was splicing sex organs intoCinderella.

782
00:53:03,223 --> 00:53:05,921
Marla doesn't need a lover.
She needs a fucking caseworker.

783
00:53:05,965 --> 00:53:08,707
She needs a wash.
And she's in love with sport fuckin'.

784
00:53:08,750 --> 00:53:12,189
She invaded my support groups. Now she'd invaded my home.

785
00:53:12,232 --> 00:53:14,016
Hey, hey. Sit down.

786
00:53:18,586 --> 00:53:21,372
Now, listen. Can't have you
talking to her about me.

787
00:53:21,415 --> 00:53:24,636
Why would I talk to her... You say anything about me
or what goes on in this house...

788
00:53:24,679 --> 00:53:28,509
to her or to anybody,
we're done.

789
00:53:28,553 --> 00:53:30,511
Now promise me.Okay.

790
00:53:30,555 --> 00:53:32,165
You promise? Yeah, I promise.

791
00:53:32,209 --> 00:53:34,776
Promise. I just said I promise.

792
00:53:34,820 --> 00:53:36,648
That's three times
you promised.

793
00:53:38,824 --> 00:53:41,043
If only I had wasted a couple of minutes...

794
00:53:41,087 --> 00:53:44,656
and gone to watch Marla Singer die, none of this would've happened.

795
00:53:48,660 --> 00:53:52,098
Oh, my God! Yeah! Oh! Harder! Harder!

796
00:53:52,141 --> 00:53:54,100
Yes! Ooh! Aah!

797
00:53:54,143 --> 00:53:56,842
Aah! Ohh! Aah!

798
00:54:00,324 --> 00:54:02,717
I could've moved to another room...

799
00:54:02,761 --> 00:54:04,980
on the third floor, where I might not have heard them.

800
00:54:07,374 --> 00:54:09,158
But I didn't.

801
00:54:32,921 --> 00:54:37,099
- What are you doin'?
- Just goin' to bed.

802
00:54:37,143 --> 00:54:39,014
You want to finish her off?

803
00:54:39,058 --> 00:54:41,408
Oh!

804
00:54:41,452 --> 00:54:43,541
No. No, thank you.

805
00:54:43,584 --> 00:54:45,673
I found the cigarettes.

806
00:54:45,717 --> 00:54:49,286
Who are you talking to? Shut up.

807
00:54:49,329 --> 00:54:53,028
I became the calm little center of the world.

808
00:54:53,072 --> 00:54:56,728
I was the Zen master.

809
00:55:00,079 --> 00:55:02,734
I wrote little haiku poems.

810
00:55:02,777 --> 00:55:05,432
I e-mailed them to everyone.

811
00:55:05,476 --> 00:55:09,610
Is that your blood?

812
00:55:09,654 --> 00:55:11,264
Some of it, yeah.

813
00:55:11,308 --> 00:55:14,180
You can't smoke in here.

814
00:55:14,223 --> 00:55:18,793
Take the rest of the day off.
Come back Monday with some clean clothes.

815
00:55:18,837 --> 00:55:21,361
Get yourself together.

816
00:55:21,405 --> 00:55:23,624
I got right in everyone's hostile little face.

817
00:55:23,668 --> 00:55:25,974
Yes, these are bruises from fighting.

818
00:55:26,018 --> 00:55:28,063
Yes, I'm comfortable with that.

819
00:55:28,107 --> 00:55:29,935
I... am enlightened.

820
00:55:32,111 --> 00:55:34,156
You give up the condo life,

821
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:36,420
give up all your flaming worldly possessions,

822
00:55:36,463 --> 00:55:38,639
go live in a dilapidated house...

823
00:55:38,683 --> 00:55:40,989
in a toxic-waste part of town...

824
00:55:41,033 --> 00:55:44,515
and you have to come home to this.

825
00:55:55,221 --> 00:55:59,399
Hello? Yes. This is Detective Stern
with the arson unit.

826
00:55:59,443 --> 00:56:01,619
We have some new information about the incident...

827
00:56:01,662 --> 00:56:04,535
at your former condo. Yes?

828
00:56:04,578 --> 00:56:07,668
I don't know if you're aware,
but it seems that someone sprayed Freon...

829
00:56:07,712 --> 00:56:10,236
into your front door lock,
then tapped it...

830
00:56:10,279 --> 00:56:12,325
with a chisel
to shatter the cylinder.

831
00:56:12,369 --> 00:56:14,327
No, I wasn't aware
of that at all.

832
00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:16,285
I am Jack's cold sweat.

833
00:56:16,329 --> 00:56:18,505
Does this sound strange to you?

834
00:56:18,549 --> 00:56:20,507
Uh, yes, sir.
Strange. Very strange.

835
00:56:20,551 --> 00:56:22,770
- The dynamite...
- Dynamite?

836
00:56:22,814 --> 00:56:27,035
Left a residue of ammonium oxalate potassium chloride.

837
00:56:27,079 --> 00:56:30,474
Do you know
what this means? No. What does it mean?

838
00:56:30,517 --> 00:56:34,303
- It means it was homemade.
- I'm sorry.

839
00:56:34,347 --> 00:56:36,828
This is just coming
as quite a shock to me, sir.

840
00:56:36,871 --> 00:56:39,004
See, whoever set
this homemade dynamite...

841
00:56:39,047 --> 00:56:42,573
could've blown out your pilot light days before the actual explosion.

842
00:56:42,616 --> 00:56:45,619
The gas was just the detonator. Who would go and do
such a thing?

843
00:56:45,663 --> 00:56:47,882
I'll ask the questions. Tell him.

844
00:56:47,926 --> 00:56:50,276
Tell him the liberator
who destroyed my property...

845
00:56:50,319 --> 00:56:52,321
has realigned my perception.

846
00:56:52,365 --> 00:56:54,498
Excuse me. Are you there?

847
00:56:54,541 --> 00:56:57,501
No, I am listening.
It's a little hard to know what to make of all this.

848
00:56:57,544 --> 00:56:59,677
Have you recently made
enemies with anyone...

849
00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:02,114
who might have access
to homemade dynamite?

850
00:57:02,157 --> 00:57:04,464
Enemies? Reject the basic
assumptions of civilization,

851
00:57:04,508 --> 00:57:06,684
especially the importance
of material possessions.

852
00:57:06,727 --> 00:57:09,469
Son, this is serious. Yes, I know it's serious.

853
00:57:09,513 --> 00:57:12,341
I mean that. Yes, it's very serious.

854
00:57:12,385 --> 00:57:17,564
Look, nobody takes this more seriously than me.
That condo was my life.

855
00:57:17,608 --> 00:57:21,655
Okay? I loved every stick
of furniture in that place.

856
00:57:21,699 --> 00:57:24,789
That was not just a bunch of stuff that got destroyed.

857
00:57:24,832 --> 00:57:27,139
It was me! I'd like to thank the Academy.

858
00:57:27,182 --> 00:57:29,054
Is this not a good time for you?

859
00:57:29,097 --> 00:57:31,839
Just tell him
you fuckin' did it. Shh!

860
00:57:31,883 --> 00:57:36,061
Tell him you blew it all up. That's what he wants to hear.

861
00:57:36,104 --> 00:57:38,150
Are you still there? Wait.

862
00:57:38,193 --> 00:57:40,718
Are you saying
that I'm a suspect? No, no.

863
00:57:40,761 --> 00:57:42,720
I may need to talk
to you a little further,

864
00:57:42,763 --> 00:57:44,722
so how about you just let me know if you're gonna leave town?

865
00:57:44,765 --> 00:57:47,072
Okay? Okay.

866
00:57:50,554 --> 00:57:54,732
Except for their humping,
Tyler and Marla were never in the same room.

867
00:57:54,775 --> 00:57:57,735
My parents pulled this exact same act for years.

868
00:57:57,778 --> 00:58:01,739
The condom is the glass slipper
of our generation.

869
00:58:01,782 --> 00:58:04,655
You slip one on
when you meet a stranger.

870
00:58:04,698 --> 00:58:07,135
You dance all night.

871
00:58:07,179 --> 00:58:09,529
Then you throw it away.

872
00:58:09,573 --> 00:58:13,098
The condom, I mean.
Not the stranger.

873
00:58:13,141 --> 00:58:14,665
What?

874
00:58:18,538 --> 00:58:22,411
I got this dress at a thrift store for one dollar.

875
00:58:22,455 --> 00:58:24,370
It was worth every penny.

876
00:58:24,413 --> 00:58:26,459
It's a bridesmaid's dress.

877
00:58:28,417 --> 00:58:33,335
Someone loved it intensely
for one day,

878
00:58:33,379 --> 00:58:34,772
then tossed it.

879
00:58:36,948 --> 00:58:39,037
Like a Christmas tree.

880
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:41,605
So special.

881
00:58:41,648 --> 00:58:44,608
Then, bam.

882
00:58:44,651 --> 00:58:47,262
It's on the side of the road,

883
00:58:47,306 --> 00:58:49,351
tinsel still clinging to it...

884
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:54,356
like a sex crime victim,

885
00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:57,055
underwear inside out,

886
00:58:57,098 --> 00:59:00,101
bound with electrical tape. Well, then it suits you.

887
00:59:01,450 --> 00:59:03,278
You can borrow it sometime.

888
00:59:10,721 --> 00:59:13,201
Get rid of her.

889
00:59:13,245 --> 00:59:15,813
Why can't you
get rid of her? Don't mention me.

890
00:59:15,856 --> 00:59:17,945
I'm six years old again,

891
00:59:17,989 --> 00:59:19,947
passing messages between parents.

892
00:59:22,602 --> 00:59:24,909
I really think it's time
you got out of here.

893
00:59:24,952 --> 00:59:27,694
- Don't worry. I'm leaving.
- Not that we don't love your little visits.

894
00:59:27,738 --> 00:59:30,436
You know, you are such a nutcase.
I can't even begin to keep up.

895
00:59:32,656 --> 00:59:36,964
- ♪ Gotta get off
- Thanks. Bye.

896
00:59:37,008 --> 00:59:41,534
♪ Gotta get off
this merry-go-round ♪

897
00:59:43,667 --> 00:59:47,540
♪ Gonna get, need to get

898
00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:49,586
♪ Gotta get on where ♪

899
00:59:51,718 --> 00:59:53,285
You kids.

900
00:59:53,328 --> 00:59:56,375
Wh-Why do you still
waste time with her?

901
00:59:58,725 --> 01:00:02,511
I'll say this about Marla...
At least she's tryin' to hit bottom.

902
01:00:02,555 --> 01:00:04,078
What, and I'm not?

903
01:00:04,122 --> 01:00:06,254
Stickin' feathers up your butt
does not make you a chicken.

904
01:00:06,298 --> 01:00:08,953
What are we doin' tonight?

905
01:00:08,996 --> 01:00:11,042
Tonight? Yeah.

906
01:00:11,085 --> 01:00:14,045
- We make soap.
- Really?

907
01:00:14,088 --> 01:00:16,743
To make soap,
first we render fat.

908
01:00:35,849 --> 01:00:37,982
The salt balance has
to be just right,

909
01:00:38,025 --> 01:00:41,115
so the best fat for making soap comes from humans.

910
01:00:41,159 --> 01:00:44,118
Wait. What is this place? A liposuction clinic.

911
01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:54,781
Aha! Pay dirt.

912
01:00:54,825 --> 01:00:57,915
The richest, creamiest fat
in the world.

913
01:00:57,958 --> 01:00:59,525
Fat of the land.

914
01:01:04,095 --> 01:01:06,053
No...

915
01:01:06,097 --> 01:01:08,708
Don't pull it.
No, don't pull it.

916
01:01:12,494 --> 01:01:15,497
Oh, God! Oh! Get another one.

917
01:01:22,026 --> 01:01:24,289
As the fat renders,
the tallows float to the surface.

918
01:01:24,332 --> 01:01:26,247
Like in Boy Scouts.

919
01:01:26,291 --> 01:01:28,597
It's hard to imagine you
as a Boy Scout.

920
01:01:28,641 --> 01:01:29,990
Keep stirrin'.

921
01:01:32,776 --> 01:01:36,388
Once the tallow hardens,
we skim off a layer of glycerin.

922
01:01:36,431 --> 01:01:39,043
If you were to add nitric acid, you got nitroglycerin.

923
01:01:39,086 --> 01:01:42,699
If you were then to add sodium nitrate and a dash of sawdust,
you got dynamite.

924
01:01:42,742 --> 01:01:44,613
Yeah, with enough soap,

925
01:01:44,657 --> 01:01:46,746
one could blow up
just about anything.

926
01:01:46,790 --> 01:01:49,053
Tyler was full of useful information.

927
01:01:49,096 --> 01:01:51,533
Now, ancient peoples found
that clothes got cleaner...

928
01:01:51,577 --> 01:01:53,231
when they washed them at a certain point in the river.

929
01:01:53,274 --> 01:01:54,841
You know why? No.

930
01:01:57,888 --> 01:02:01,761
'Cause human sacrifices were once made on the hills above this river.

931
01:02:01,805 --> 01:02:05,286
Bodies burned.
Water seeped through the wood and ashes to create lye.

932
01:02:05,330 --> 01:02:07,506
This is lye,
the crucial ingredient.

933
01:02:07,549 --> 01:02:09,813
Once it mixed with the melted fat of the bodies,

934
01:02:09,856 --> 01:02:12,250
a thick, white,
soapy discharge crept into the river.

935
01:02:12,293 --> 01:02:14,121
May I see your hand, please?

936
01:02:19,779 --> 01:02:23,130
What is this?

937
01:02:23,174 --> 01:02:25,916
This is a chemical burn.
Uh...

938
01:02:25,959 --> 01:02:29,528
It'll hurt more than you've ever been burned,
and you will have a scar.

939
01:02:29,571 --> 01:02:32,923
If guided meditation worked for cancer, it could work for this.

940
01:02:32,966 --> 01:02:36,491
Stay with the pain.
Don't shove this out. No, no! Oh, God!

941
01:02:36,535 --> 01:02:38,798
Look at your hand.
The first soap was made from the ashes of heroes,

942
01:02:38,842 --> 01:02:40,974
like the first monkey
shot into space.

943
01:02:41,018 --> 01:02:44,108
Without pain, without sacrifice,
we would have nothin'.

944
01:02:44,151 --> 01:02:47,154
I tried not to think of the words "sear" or "flesh."

945
01:02:47,198 --> 01:02:50,418
Stop it! This is your pain.
This is your burning hand. It's right here.

946
01:02:50,462 --> 01:02:53,073
I'm going to my cave. I'm going to my cave.
I'm gonna find my power animal.

947
01:02:53,117 --> 01:02:57,338
No! Don't deal with it the way
those dead people do! Come on!

948
01:02:57,382 --> 01:02:59,819
I get the point! Okay! Please! No. What you're feeling
is premature enlightenment.

949
01:03:04,868 --> 01:03:08,045
This is the greatest moment of your life, man,
and you're off somewhere missing it.

950
01:03:08,088 --> 01:03:09,742
I am not...

951
01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:12,832
Shut up. Our fathers were
our models for God.

952
01:03:12,876 --> 01:03:15,922
If our fathers bailed,
what does that tell you about God?

953
01:03:15,966 --> 01:03:18,751
No, no... Listen to me.

954
01:03:18,795 --> 01:03:21,101
You have to consider
the possibility...

955
01:03:21,145 --> 01:03:23,974
that God does not like you,
and he never wanted you.

956
01:03:24,017 --> 01:03:26,585
In all probability,
he hates you.

957
01:03:26,628 --> 01:03:28,326
This is not the worst thing
that can happen. It isn't?

958
01:03:28,369 --> 01:03:31,198
We don't need him. We don't! I agree!

959
01:03:31,242 --> 01:03:33,331
Fuck damnation, man.
Fuck redemption.

960
01:03:33,374 --> 01:03:37,291
We are God's
unwanted children? So be it!

961
01:03:37,335 --> 01:03:41,426
Listen! You can run water over your hand to make it worse,
or... Look at me!

962
01:03:41,469 --> 01:03:43,820
Or you can use vinegar
to neutralize the burn.

963
01:03:43,863 --> 01:03:46,735
- Please let me have it! Please!
- First you have to give up.

964
01:03:46,779 --> 01:03:50,087
First you have to know...
not fear...

965
01:03:50,130 --> 01:03:53,090
know that someday
you're gonna die.

966
01:03:53,133 --> 01:03:55,701
You don't know how this feels!

967
01:04:00,488 --> 01:04:03,317
It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

968
01:04:05,406 --> 01:04:07,408
Okay.

969
01:04:20,900 --> 01:04:22,989
Congratulations.

970
01:04:23,033 --> 01:04:25,731
You're one step closer
to hitting bottom.

971
01:04:28,212 --> 01:04:32,346
Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar.

972
01:04:32,390 --> 01:04:36,046
God knows whatthey charged. This is the best soap.

973
01:04:36,089 --> 01:04:39,527
Why, thank you, Suzie. It was beautiful.

974
01:04:39,571 --> 01:04:43,314
We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.

975
01:04:44,619 --> 01:04:46,708
He was wearing his yellow tie.

976
01:04:46,752 --> 01:04:49,102
I didn't even wear a tie to work anymore.

977
01:04:49,146 --> 01:04:52,932
"The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club"?

978
01:04:52,976 --> 01:04:56,501
I'm half asleep again. I must've left the original in the copy machine.

979
01:04:56,544 --> 01:04:58,938
"The second rule of Fight Club"...
Is this yours?

980
01:04:58,982 --> 01:05:02,028
Huh? Pretend you're me.

981
01:05:02,072 --> 01:05:04,204
Make a managerial decision.

982
01:05:04,248 --> 01:05:06,685
You find this.
What would you do?

983
01:05:11,429 --> 01:05:13,648
Well, I gotta tell ya,

984
01:05:13,692 --> 01:05:17,174
I'd be very,
very careful who you talk to about that.

985
01:05:17,217 --> 01:05:20,917
Because the person who wrote that is dangerous.

986
01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:25,312
And this buttoned-down,
oxford cloth psycho might just snap...

987
01:05:25,356 --> 01:05:28,098
and then stalk
from office to office...

988
01:05:28,141 --> 01:05:33,494
with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semiautomatic weapon,

989
01:05:33,538 --> 01:05:38,586
pumping round after round into colleagues and coworkers.

990
01:05:38,630 --> 01:05:41,981
This might be someone
you've known for years,

991
01:05:42,025 --> 01:05:45,593
someone very,
very close to you.

992
01:05:45,637 --> 01:05:49,554
Tyler's words coming out of my mouth.

993
01:05:49,597 --> 01:05:51,730
And I used to be such a nice guy.

994
01:05:51,773 --> 01:05:53,906
Or maybe you just
shouldn't bring me...

995
01:05:53,950 --> 01:05:55,821
every little piece of trash
you happen to pick up.

996
01:05:59,042 --> 01:06:02,393
- Compliance and Liability.
- My tit's gonna rot off.

997
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:05,918
Will you excuse me?
I need to take this.

998
01:06:12,664 --> 01:06:16,276
- What are you talking about?
- I need you to check and see if there's a lump in my breast.

999
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:19,888
- Go to a hospital.
- I can't afford to throw money away on a doctor.

1000
01:06:21,629 --> 01:06:25,198
- I don't know about this, Marla.
- Please?

1001
01:06:25,242 --> 01:06:28,941
She didn't call Tyler. I'm neutral in her book.

1002
01:06:31,335 --> 01:06:35,600
That's nice. Taking food to Mrs.
Hannaburr, Mrs. Raines?

1003
01:06:35,643 --> 01:06:38,690
Where are they, exactly? Tragically, they're dead.

1004
01:06:38,733 --> 01:06:41,693
I'm alive, and I'm in poverty.
You want any?

1005
01:06:41,736 --> 01:06:43,869
No. No, thank you. I got one for you.

1006
01:06:43,912 --> 01:06:45,697
Thanks for the thought.

1007
01:06:47,351 --> 01:06:49,657
What happened to your hand?

1008
01:06:49,701 --> 01:06:51,877
Uh, nothin'.

1009
01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:53,792
Right there? Mmm.

1010
01:06:54,967 --> 01:06:57,013
Feel anything?

1011
01:06:57,056 --> 01:06:58,927
No.Well, make sure.

1012
01:07:00,973 --> 01:07:03,932
Okay, I'm-I'm pretty sure. You feel nothing?

1013
01:07:05,108 --> 01:07:07,023
No. Nothing.

1014
01:07:08,285 --> 01:07:11,679
Well, that's a relief.
Thank you.

1015
01:07:11,723 --> 01:07:15,988
Uh, I mean, no problem. I wish I could return
the favor.

1016
01:07:16,032 --> 01:07:19,296
There's not a lot of breast
cancer in the men in my family. Could check your prostate.

1017
01:07:19,339 --> 01:07:21,385
Uh, I think I'm okay.

1018
01:07:21,428 --> 01:07:23,300
Well, thanks anyway.

1019
01:07:28,435 --> 01:07:30,916
Are we done? Yeah, we're done.

1020
01:07:30,959 --> 01:07:33,005
See you... around.

1021
01:07:50,196 --> 01:07:52,329
Cornelius?

1022
01:07:52,372 --> 01:07:54,940
Cornelius!

1023
01:07:54,983 --> 01:07:57,682
It's me... Bob!

1024
01:07:57,725 --> 01:08:00,032
Hey, Bob.

1025
01:08:01,555 --> 01:08:04,123
We all thought
you were dead.

1026
01:08:04,167 --> 01:08:06,169
No, no. Still here.

1027
01:08:06,212 --> 01:08:08,345
How are you, Bob?

1028
01:08:08,388 --> 01:08:10,347
Better than I've ever been
in my whole life.

1029
01:08:10,390 --> 01:08:12,653
Really? You still
remaining men together?

1030
01:08:12,697 --> 01:08:15,221
No, no. I got somethin'
so much better now.

1031
01:08:15,265 --> 01:08:18,050
Really? What is it?

1032
01:08:18,094 --> 01:08:22,098
Well,
first rule is...

1033
01:08:22,141 --> 01:08:24,709
I'm not supposed
to talk about it.

1034
01:08:24,752 --> 01:08:28,365
And the second rule is,
I'm not supposed to talk about it.

1035
01:08:28,408 --> 01:08:32,369
And the third rule is... Bob. Bob. I'm a member.

1036
01:08:32,412 --> 01:08:34,893
Look at my face, Bob.

1037
01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:39,289
That's fuckin'...
That's fuckin' great.

1038
01:08:39,332 --> 01:08:43,162
I've... I've never
seen you there. I go Tuesdays and Thursdays.

1039
01:08:43,206 --> 01:08:47,427
I go Saturday.Congratulations.

1040
01:08:47,471 --> 01:08:49,951
Yeah. Hey, to both of us,
right?

1041
01:08:49,995 --> 01:08:53,216
Have you heard about the guy
that invented this thing? Well, uh, yeah, actually. I...

1042
01:08:53,259 --> 01:08:55,522
I hear all kinds of things. Yeah?

1043
01:08:55,566 --> 01:08:59,874
Supposedly, he was born
in a mental institution.

1044
01:08:59,918 --> 01:09:03,487
And he sleeps only
one hour a night.

1045
01:09:03,530 --> 01:09:06,359
He's a great man. Oh...

1046
01:09:06,403 --> 01:09:08,187
Do you know
about Tyler Durden?

1047
01:09:23,811 --> 01:09:27,075
Take him down!
Take him down!

1048
01:09:27,119 --> 01:09:29,382
Take him down!

1049
01:09:31,341 --> 01:09:33,560
Yeah!

1050
01:09:33,604 --> 01:09:35,910
I didn't hurt you, did I?

1051
01:09:35,954 --> 01:09:39,131
Actually, you did.

1052
01:09:39,175 --> 01:09:42,395
Thank you for this. Thank you,
thank you, thank you.

1053
01:09:42,439 --> 01:09:44,136
Fight Club.

1054
01:09:44,180 --> 01:09:47,095
Bob... Bob... No, Bob. This was mine and Tyler's gift...

1055
01:09:47,139 --> 01:09:49,533
our gift to the world.

1056
01:09:49,576 --> 01:09:54,277
Look around. Look around.
I see a lot of new faces.

1057
01:09:54,320 --> 01:09:56,801
Shut up!

1058
01:09:56,844 --> 01:10:01,240
Which means a lot of you have been
breaking the first two rules of Fight Club.

1059
01:10:09,727 --> 01:10:13,992
Man, I see in Fight Club the strongest
and smartest men who've ever lived.

1060
01:10:14,035 --> 01:10:17,561
I see all this potential.
And I see it squandered.

1061
01:10:19,302 --> 01:10:23,219
Goddamn it,
an entire generation pumping gas,

1062
01:10:23,262 --> 01:10:25,264
waiting tables.

1063
01:10:25,308 --> 01:10:27,048
Slaves with white collars.

1064
01:10:29,790 --> 01:10:32,924
Advertising has us chasing
cars and clothes,

1065
01:10:32,967 --> 01:10:36,188
working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.

1066
01:10:39,974 --> 01:10:42,412
We're the middle children
of history, man.

1067
01:10:42,455 --> 01:10:45,110
No purpose or place.

1068
01:10:45,153 --> 01:10:48,418
We have no great war,
no great depression.

1069
01:10:51,116 --> 01:10:53,901
Our great war's
a spiritual war.

1070
01:10:53,945 --> 01:10:56,904
Our great depression
is our lives.

1071
01:11:01,257 --> 01:11:03,563
We've all been raised on television to believe that one day...

1072
01:11:03,607 --> 01:11:07,045
we'd all be millionaires
and movie gods and rock stars.

1073
01:11:07,088 --> 01:11:08,916
But we won't.

1074
01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:11,919
And we're slowly
learning that fact.

1075
01:11:11,963 --> 01:11:14,835
And we're very,
very pissed off.

1076
01:11:14,879 --> 01:11:18,709
Yeah!

1077
01:11:18,752 --> 01:11:21,668
The first rule
of Fight Club is...

1078
01:11:21,712 --> 01:11:24,454
you do not talk about...

1079
01:11:28,632 --> 01:11:31,896
- Who are you?
- Who am I?

1080
01:11:31,939 --> 01:11:34,551
Yeah.

1081
01:11:34,594 --> 01:11:38,206
There's a sign in the front
that says "Lou's Tavern."

1082
01:11:38,250 --> 01:11:42,080
I'm fuckin' Lou.
Who the fuck are you?

1083
01:11:42,123 --> 01:11:44,038
Tyler Durden.

1084
01:11:47,477 --> 01:11:50,958
Who told you motherfuckers
that you could use my place?

1085
01:11:51,002 --> 01:11:53,352
We have a deal
worked out with Irvin. Irvin?

1086
01:11:53,396 --> 01:11:55,485
Irvin's at home with
a broken collarbone.

1087
01:11:55,528 --> 01:11:58,357
He don't own this place.
I do.

1088
01:12:00,490 --> 01:12:03,797
How much money
is he gettin' for this? There is no money.

1089
01:12:03,841 --> 01:12:05,930
Really? Free to all.

1090
01:12:05,973 --> 01:12:08,628
- Ain't that somethin'?
- It is, actually.

1091
01:12:08,672 --> 01:12:11,327
Look, stupid fuck,

1092
01:12:11,370 --> 01:12:13,633
I want everybody
outta here right now.Hey.

1093
01:12:14,939 --> 01:12:17,463
You should join
our club.

1094
01:12:17,507 --> 01:12:20,466
Did you hear
what I just said? You and your friend.

1095
01:12:22,599 --> 01:12:25,471
You hear me now?

1096
01:12:26,951 --> 01:12:29,170
No, I didn't quite
catch that, Lou.

1097
01:12:35,133 --> 01:12:36,917
Still not gettin' it. Hey...

1098
01:12:38,571 --> 01:12:40,399
Okay, okay, okay. I got it.

1099
01:12:40,443 --> 01:12:42,662
I got it. I got it.
Shit, I lost it.

1100
01:12:44,403 --> 01:12:46,797
Back! All of you!

1101
01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:49,365
Everybody back.

1102
01:12:57,024 --> 01:12:59,331
Aw, Lou.

1103
01:12:59,375 --> 01:13:02,813
Come on, man.
We really like this place.

1104
01:13:10,603 --> 01:13:14,955
- Oh! Oh! Oh. That's right, Lou, get it out.
- Shut the fuck up!

1105
01:13:14,999 --> 01:13:16,914
Oh, yeah!

1106
01:13:16,957 --> 01:13:19,438
Yeah!

1107
01:13:21,875 --> 01:13:24,443
Think that's fuckin' funny? Oh, Lou!

1108
01:13:24,487 --> 01:13:25,879
Lou!

1109
01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:34,540
Fuckin' guys are loony.
I'm tellin' ya.

1110
01:13:36,934 --> 01:13:39,415
Unbelievable.

1111
01:13:41,808 --> 01:13:45,943
- You don't know where I've been, Lou.
- Oh, my God!

1112
01:13:45,986 --> 01:13:48,554
You don't know where I've been!

1113
01:13:51,339 --> 01:13:55,039
Lou! Please let us keep it, Lou!
Please, Lou! Okay!

1114
01:13:55,082 --> 01:13:57,563
Fuckin' use the basement!
Christ!

1115
01:13:57,607 --> 01:14:00,479
I want your word, Lou!
I want your word!

1116
01:14:00,523 --> 01:14:02,350
On my mother's honor.

1117
01:14:11,708 --> 01:14:14,972
Thanks, Lou.

1118
01:14:15,015 --> 01:14:16,887
You too, big guy.

1119
01:14:21,152 --> 01:14:22,980
We'll see you next week.

1120
01:14:38,822 --> 01:14:43,609
This week, each one of you
has a homework assignment.

1121
01:14:43,653 --> 01:14:47,178
You're gonna go out,
and you're gonna start a fight with a total stranger.

1122
01:14:50,747 --> 01:14:53,271
You're gonna
start a fight.

1123
01:14:53,314 --> 01:14:55,142
And you're gonna lose.

1124
01:14:57,580 --> 01:14:59,407
Excellent choice, sir.

1125
01:15:01,105 --> 01:15:04,108
Hey! Watch out, jackass!
Come on!

1126
01:15:04,151 --> 01:15:06,806
Now, this is not as easy as it sounds.

1127
01:15:08,982 --> 01:15:12,551
I'm thinkin' you really... What?
Son of a bitch...

1128
01:15:12,595 --> 01:15:15,423
Most people... normal people...

1129
01:15:15,467 --> 01:15:18,557
do just about anything to avoid a fight.

1130
01:15:18,601 --> 01:15:21,517
Excuse me.
You sprayed me with your hose. I don't...

1131
01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:23,997
Like that? That's not necessary.

1132
01:15:24,041 --> 01:15:25,782
Dave! Go call 911!

1133
01:15:27,653 --> 01:15:31,614
Put the hose down. Stop it!

1134
01:15:31,657 --> 01:15:33,529
Stop it!

1135
01:15:35,356 --> 01:15:36,532
Sorry.

1136
01:15:38,534 --> 01:15:40,579
Leave me alone! You crazy?

1137
01:15:45,018 --> 01:15:46,106
Bastard!

1138
01:15:51,938 --> 01:15:54,288
We need to talk.

1139
01:15:56,203 --> 01:15:59,598
Okay.

1140
01:15:59,642 --> 01:16:03,559
Where to begin?
With your constant absenteeism?

1141
01:16:03,602 --> 01:16:06,518
With your unpresentable
appearance?

1142
01:16:06,562 --> 01:16:08,128
You're up for review.

1143
01:16:08,172 --> 01:16:11,392
I am Jack's
complete lack of surprise.

1144
01:16:11,436 --> 01:16:13,481
What? Let's pretend.

1145
01:16:13,525 --> 01:16:16,397
You're the department
of transportation. Okay?

1146
01:16:16,441 --> 01:16:20,140
Someone informs you that this company...

1147
01:16:20,184 --> 01:16:22,186
installs front seat mounting brackets...

1148
01:16:22,229 --> 01:16:24,362
that never pass
collision tests,

1149
01:16:24,405 --> 01:16:27,887
brake linings that fail after a thousand miles...

1150
01:16:27,931 --> 01:16:32,065
and fuel injectors that explode and burn people alive.

1151
01:16:32,109 --> 01:16:34,285
What then?

1152
01:16:34,328 --> 01:16:37,810
- Are you threatening me?
- No.

1153
01:16:37,854 --> 01:16:41,074
- Get the fuck outta here. You're fired.
- I have a better solution.

1154
01:16:41,118 --> 01:16:44,991
You keep me on the payroll
as an outside consultant.

1155
01:16:45,035 --> 01:16:48,473
And in exchange for my salary,
my job will be never to tell people...

1156
01:16:48,516 --> 01:16:51,171
these things that I know.

1157
01:16:51,215 --> 01:16:54,218
I don't even have to come into the office.
I can do this job from home.

1158
01:16:56,176 --> 01:16:58,788
Who... Who the fuck
do you think you are,

1159
01:16:58,831 --> 01:17:00,746
you crazy little shit?

1160
01:17:05,272 --> 01:17:08,449
- Security?
- I am Jack's smirking revenge.

1161
01:17:17,415 --> 01:17:19,547
What the hell are you doing?

1162
01:17:27,860 --> 01:17:30,036
That hurt.

1163
01:17:32,430 --> 01:17:35,128
Why would you do that?

1164
01:17:35,172 --> 01:17:38,131
Oh, my God.
No! Please stop!

1165
01:17:47,924 --> 01:17:50,666
What are you doing?

1166
01:17:50,709 --> 01:17:52,885
Oh, God, no! Please! No!

1167
01:17:52,929 --> 01:17:56,889
For some reason, I thought of my first fight... with Tyler.

1168
01:17:56,933 --> 01:17:58,891
No!

1169
01:18:23,089 --> 01:18:25,396
Under and behind and inside...

1170
01:18:25,439 --> 01:18:27,703
everything this man took for granted,

1171
01:18:27,746 --> 01:18:31,315
something horrible had been growing.

1172
01:18:31,358 --> 01:18:34,753
Now, look. Just give me the paychecks like I asked,

1173
01:18:34,797 --> 01:18:37,364
and you won't
ever see me again.

1174
01:18:37,408 --> 01:18:40,541
And right then, at our most excellent moment together...

1175
01:18:43,109 --> 01:18:47,200
Oh, thank God.
Please don't hit me again! Please!

1176
01:18:47,244 --> 01:18:49,507
Telephone, computer, fax machine...

1177
01:18:49,550 --> 01:18:53,729
Fifty-two weekly paychecks and 48 airline flight coupons.

1178
01:18:53,772 --> 01:18:56,296
We now had corporate sponsorship.

1179
01:18:56,340 --> 01:18:59,778
This is how Tyler and I were able to
have Fight Club every night of the week.

1180
01:19:02,825 --> 01:19:07,394
Now nobody was the center of Fight Club except the two men fighting.

1181
01:19:07,438 --> 01:19:12,660
The leader walked through the crowd, out in the darkness.

1182
01:19:12,704 --> 01:19:14,967
Tyler was now involved in a class-action lawsuit...

1183
01:19:15,011 --> 01:19:18,014
with the Pressman Hotel over the urine content of their soup.

1184
01:19:24,629 --> 01:19:27,458
I am Jack's wasted life.

1185
01:19:31,505 --> 01:19:34,508
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah!

1186
01:19:34,552 --> 01:19:36,423
Thank you, sir.

1187
01:19:39,470 --> 01:19:41,994
Tyler dreamed up new homework assignments.

1188
01:19:42,038 --> 01:19:44,301
He handed them out in sealed envelopes.

1189
01:20:24,515 --> 01:20:27,518
Did you know there's a
Fight Club up in Delaware City? Yeah, I heard.

1190
01:20:27,561 --> 01:20:31,261
There's one
in Penn's Grove too.

1191
01:20:31,304 --> 01:20:33,524
Leave it. Bob even found one
up in Newcastle.

1192
01:20:33,567 --> 01:20:35,526
Yeah. Did you start that one?

1193
01:20:35,569 --> 01:20:38,572
No. I thought you did.Nah.

1194
01:21:28,231 --> 01:21:30,755
Stop for a second. Hey, what are we doing?

1195
01:21:30,798 --> 01:21:32,626
Turn around. What are we doing?

1196
01:21:32,670 --> 01:21:35,107
Homework assignment. What kind of
homework assignment?

1197
01:21:35,151 --> 01:21:37,327
Human sacrifice.

1198
01:21:37,370 --> 01:21:39,720
Hey, is that a gun?
Please... Please tell me that's not a gun.

1199
01:21:39,764 --> 01:21:41,722
It's a gun. What are you doing?

1200
01:21:41,766 --> 01:21:43,507
Meet me in the back. No, no... Hey, don't fuck around.
This isn't...

1201
01:21:43,550 --> 01:21:45,683
Meet me in the back.

1202
01:21:45,726 --> 01:21:47,990
On a long enough time line... Fuck!

1203
01:21:48,033 --> 01:21:50,557
The survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

1204
01:21:50,601 --> 01:21:53,604
Stop. What are you doing?
Come on.

1205
01:21:53,647 --> 01:21:54,953
Hands behind your back. God.

1206
01:21:54,997 --> 01:21:58,391
Give me your wallet.

1207
01:21:58,435 --> 01:22:02,961
Raymond K. Hessel, 1320 Southeast Banning, apartment A.

1208
01:22:03,005 --> 01:22:05,311
Small, cramped basement
apartment, Raymond? How did you know?

1209
01:22:05,355 --> 01:22:08,619
'Cause they give shitty basement apartments letters instead of numbers.

1210
01:22:08,662 --> 01:22:12,188
Raymond, you're going to die.

1211
01:22:12,231 --> 01:22:14,973
- Oh, my God, no.
- Is that your mom and dad?

1212
01:22:15,017 --> 01:22:17,715
Mom and Dad are gonna have to call up kindly Dr.
So-and-So...

1213
01:22:17,758 --> 01:22:20,370
to pick up your dental records.
Wanna know why?

1214
01:22:20,413 --> 01:22:23,155
'Cause there's gonna be nothing left of your face.

1215
01:22:23,199 --> 01:22:26,898
- Aw, come on. Come on!
- An expired community college student I.D.

1216
01:22:26,942 --> 01:22:29,814
- What'd you study, Raymond?
- S-S-Stuff.

1217
01:22:29,857 --> 01:22:32,251
Stuff?
Were the midterms hard?

1218
01:22:34,340 --> 01:22:36,952
- I asked you what you studied.
- Biology, mostly.

1219
01:22:36,995 --> 01:22:40,042
Why? I-I don't know.

1220
01:22:40,085 --> 01:22:43,262
What did you want to be,
Raymond K. Hessel?

1221
01:22:44,872 --> 01:22:46,874
The question, Raymond,

1222
01:22:46,918 --> 01:22:50,487
was what
did you want to be?

1223
01:22:50,530 --> 01:22:52,576
Answer him, Raymond!
Jesus!

1224
01:22:52,619 --> 01:22:55,274
Veterinarian! Veterinarian! Animals.

1225
01:22:55,318 --> 01:22:58,364
Yeah, animal s-s... Stuff.
Yeah, I got that.

1226
01:22:58,408 --> 01:23:00,932
- That means you have to get more schooling.
- Too much school.

1227
01:23:00,976 --> 01:23:03,587
- Would you rather be dead?
- No.

1228
01:23:03,630 --> 01:23:08,026
Would you rather die, here, on your knees,
in the back of a convenience store?

1229
01:23:08,070 --> 01:23:10,942
No. No, please. No.

1230
01:23:14,119 --> 01:23:17,079
I'm keeping your license.

1231
01:23:17,122 --> 01:23:21,083
Gonna check in on you.
I know where you live.

1232
01:23:21,126 --> 01:23:24,434
If you're not on your way to becoming a veterinarian in six weeks,
you will be dead.

1233
01:23:27,132 --> 01:23:29,004
Now run on home.

1234
01:23:34,052 --> 01:23:35,923
Run, Forrest, run!

1235
01:23:37,664 --> 01:23:39,579
I feel ill.

1236
01:23:40,841 --> 01:23:42,887
Imagine how he feels.

1237
01:23:42,930 --> 01:23:44,671
Come on. This isn't funny!

1238
01:23:44,715 --> 01:23:48,197
That wasn't funny.
What the fuck was the point of that?

1239
01:23:48,240 --> 01:23:51,852
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K.
Hessel's life.

1240
01:23:51,896 --> 01:23:55,073
His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.

1241
01:23:57,293 --> 01:23:59,599
You had to give it to him.

1242
01:23:59,643 --> 01:24:02,167
- Come on.
- He had a plan.

1243
01:24:02,211 --> 01:24:05,562
And it started to make sense in a Tyler sort of way.

1244
01:24:05,605 --> 01:24:09,044
No fear. No distractions.

1245
01:24:09,087 --> 01:24:12,830
The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide.

1246
01:24:26,235 --> 01:24:28,063
You are not your job.

1247
01:24:30,543 --> 01:24:32,806
You're not how much money
you have in the bank.

1248
01:24:35,461 --> 01:24:38,116
You're not the car you drive.

1249
01:24:38,160 --> 01:24:39,987
You're not the contents
of your wallet.

1250
01:24:41,946 --> 01:24:43,730
You're not your fuckin' khakis.

1251
01:24:46,255 --> 01:24:48,822
You're the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

1252
01:24:58,702 --> 01:25:01,705
I'll be out of your way
in a sec.

1253
01:25:01,748 --> 01:25:03,576
You don't have to go.

1254
01:25:05,100 --> 01:25:07,450
Whatever.

1255
01:25:07,493 --> 01:25:11,584
No, I mean, uh...
It's okay.

1256
01:25:21,203 --> 01:25:23,901
You still going to groups?

1257
01:25:23,944 --> 01:25:25,859
Yeah.

1258
01:25:27,644 --> 01:25:31,952
- Chloe's dead.
- Wow. Chloe.

1259
01:25:31,996 --> 01:25:34,085
When did that happen?

1260
01:25:34,129 --> 01:25:37,828
Do you care?

1261
01:25:37,871 --> 01:25:40,178
I don't know.
I haven't thought about it in a while.

1262
01:25:40,222 --> 01:25:42,833
Yeah, well,

1263
01:25:42,876 --> 01:25:45,575
it was the smart move
on her part.

1264
01:25:46,837 --> 01:25:49,405
Hey, listen, um...

1265
01:25:49,448 --> 01:25:52,234
What-What are you
getting out of all this?

1266
01:25:52,277 --> 01:25:54,497
What?

1267
01:25:54,540 --> 01:25:57,804
I mean, all this.
Why do you keep...

1268
01:25:57,848 --> 01:25:59,676
Is this making you happy?

1269
01:26:01,634 --> 01:26:03,419
Yeah, well, sometimes.

1270
01:26:05,116 --> 01:26:07,336
Wh... I don't know.
I don't understand.

1271
01:26:07,379 --> 01:26:11,209
I mean,
why does a weaker person need to latch on to a strong person?

1272
01:26:11,253 --> 01:26:13,342
What... What is that?

1273
01:26:13,385 --> 01:26:15,344
What do you get out of it?

1274
01:26:16,997 --> 01:26:19,391
No, that's-that's
not the same thing at all.

1275
01:26:19,435 --> 01:26:21,306
I mean, we're...
It's totally different with us.

1276
01:26:21,350 --> 01:26:23,526
We're-We're... "Us"?

1277
01:26:23,569 --> 01:26:25,615
What do you mean by "us"?

1278
01:26:25,658 --> 01:26:28,574
- I'm sorry. Do you hear this?
- Hear what?

1279
01:26:28,618 --> 01:26:31,229
You're not hearing all that noise?
Just hold on a second.

1280
01:26:31,273 --> 01:26:34,537
No, wait. What were you saying?
Don't change the subject. I want to talk about this.

1281
01:26:34,580 --> 01:26:38,280
- You're not talking about me, are you?
- No. What?

1282
01:26:38,323 --> 01:26:40,934
That day you came over to my place to play doctor...
What was going on there?

1283
01:26:40,978 --> 01:26:42,762
Whatare you
talking about?

1284
01:26:42,806 --> 01:26:45,243
- Nothing. Nothing.
- I don't think so.

1285
01:26:45,287 --> 01:26:47,071
Come on. What do you want? Look at me.

1286
01:26:47,114 --> 01:26:48,594
No. What? Look at me.

1287
01:26:50,509 --> 01:26:52,946
What is that? It's nothing.
Don't worry about it.

1288
01:26:52,990 --> 01:26:55,384
Oh, my God. Who did this? A person.

1289
01:26:55,427 --> 01:26:59,431
Guy or girl? What do you care
if it's a guy or a girl?

1290
01:26:59,475 --> 01:27:01,564
What do you care if I ask? It's none of your business.
Leave me alone.

1291
01:27:01,607 --> 01:27:03,522
You're afraid to say it. I am not afraid to say...
Let me go.

1292
01:27:03,566 --> 01:27:06,046
- No! Talk to me.
- Let go of me. Leave me alone.

1293
01:27:06,090 --> 01:27:08,745
- This conversation...
- This conversation...

1294
01:27:08,788 --> 01:27:11,922
- is over.
- Is over.

1295
01:27:13,271 --> 01:27:15,142
I just can't win
with you, can I?

1296
01:27:23,542 --> 01:27:25,718
Hey, you know, this is getting a little old.

1297
01:27:27,981 --> 01:27:29,983
Wh-What... What is all this?

1298
01:27:30,027 --> 01:27:31,898
What do you think?

1299
01:27:33,160 --> 01:27:36,120
Hey, why do we need bunk beds?

1300
01:27:36,163 --> 01:27:38,078
Hey!

1301
01:27:43,214 --> 01:27:45,825
Too young.

1302
01:27:45,869 --> 01:27:47,566
Sorry.

1303
01:27:47,610 --> 01:27:50,308
What's all that? What...

1304
01:27:50,352 --> 01:27:52,528
Right. If the applicant is young,
tell him he's too young.

1305
01:27:52,571 --> 01:27:54,878
Old, too old.
Fat, too fat. Applicant?

1306
01:27:54,921 --> 01:27:56,836
If the applicant
then waits for three days...

1307
01:27:56,880 --> 01:27:58,882
without food, shelter
or encouragement,

1308
01:27:58,925 --> 01:28:01,014
he may then enter
and begin his training.

1309
01:28:01,058 --> 01:28:02,886
Training for what?

1310
01:28:08,761 --> 01:28:10,850
You think this is a game?

1311
01:28:10,894 --> 01:28:13,113
You're too young to train here.
End of story.

1312
01:28:13,157 --> 01:28:15,202
Now quit wasting our time.
Get the fuck out of here.

1313
01:28:20,251 --> 01:28:22,601
Bad news, friend.

1314
01:28:22,645 --> 01:28:25,212
It's not gonna happen.

1315
01:28:25,256 --> 01:28:27,737
I'm sorry if there was
a misunderstanding.

1316
01:28:27,780 --> 01:28:31,131
It's not the end of the world.
Just go away.

1317
01:28:32,568 --> 01:28:35,440
Go. 'Cause
you are trespassing,

1318
01:28:35,484 --> 01:28:37,355
and I will have
to call the police.

1319
01:28:42,099 --> 01:28:44,536
Don't you look at me.
Do you think you're ever getting in this house?

1320
01:28:44,580 --> 01:28:46,669
You're never getting
in this fucking house.

1321
01:28:46,712 --> 01:28:50,237
Never. Now get the fuck off my porch.
Get off my porch!

1322
01:28:50,281 --> 01:28:53,763
Sooner or later, we all became what Tyler wanted us to be.

1323
01:28:53,806 --> 01:28:56,331
And I'm gonna go inside
and I'm gonna get a shovel.

1324
01:29:04,339 --> 01:29:07,080
You got
two black shirts? Sir.

1325
01:29:07,124 --> 01:29:08,691
Two pair black pants? Yes, sir.

1326
01:29:08,734 --> 01:29:10,301
One pair black boots? Sir.

1327
01:29:10,345 --> 01:29:11,781
Two pair black socks? Sir.

1328
01:29:11,824 --> 01:29:13,260
One black jacket? Sir.

1329
01:29:13,304 --> 01:29:15,741
$300 personal burial money? Yes, sir.

1330
01:29:18,570 --> 01:29:20,485
All right.

1331
01:29:31,235 --> 01:29:34,281
You're too old, fat man.

1332
01:29:34,325 --> 01:29:37,197
Your tits are too big.
Get the fuck off my porch.

1333
01:29:44,204 --> 01:29:46,903
Bob. Bob. Listen...

1334
01:30:02,309 --> 01:30:05,487
Like a monkey
ready to be shot into space.

1335
01:30:05,530 --> 01:30:08,228
Space monkey.

1336
01:30:08,272 --> 01:30:10,317
Ready to sacrifice himself
for the greater good.

1337
01:30:17,368 --> 01:30:19,805
You are too
fucking old, fatty!

1338
01:30:19,849 --> 01:30:21,894
And you...

1339
01:30:21,938 --> 01:30:25,028
You're too fucking...
blond!

1340
01:30:25,071 --> 01:30:27,509
Get out of here,
the both of you!

1341
01:30:27,552 --> 01:30:29,598
And so it went.

1342
01:30:29,641 --> 01:30:31,730
Listen up, maggots.

1343
01:30:31,774 --> 01:30:34,429
You are not special.

1344
01:30:34,472 --> 01:30:38,128
You are not a beautiful
or unique snowflake.

1345
01:30:38,171 --> 01:30:42,001
You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

1346
01:30:42,045 --> 01:30:44,613
Tyler built himself an army.

1347
01:30:44,656 --> 01:30:48,617
We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

1348
01:30:48,660 --> 01:30:51,837
We are all part of the same compost heap.

1349
01:30:53,926 --> 01:30:56,451
Why was Tyler Durden building an army?

1350
01:30:56,494 --> 01:30:58,888
To what purpose?

1351
01:30:58,931 --> 01:31:00,672
For what greater good?

1352
01:31:04,154 --> 01:31:06,025
In Tyler we trusted.

1353
01:31:09,507 --> 01:31:11,640
No, no, no, no.
When he was like,

1354
01:31:11,683 --> 01:31:17,080
"You are not your job,"
I was like, "Yeah!" I mean...

1355
01:31:19,212 --> 01:31:22,389
Hey, what's all this?
Hey.

1356
01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:26,785
Okay! What's going on?

1357
01:31:26,829 --> 01:31:28,744
Go on in. We're celebrating. What are we celebrating?

1358
01:31:28,787 --> 01:31:30,049
Go on.

1359
01:31:34,706 --> 01:31:37,100
Hey. Let me get that for you.

1360
01:31:41,844 --> 01:31:45,543
Same great taste. Pepsi... Generation Next.

1361
01:31:48,415 --> 01:31:50,766
Investigators are on the scene right now.

1362
01:31:50,809 --> 01:31:53,290
Hold on.
Police Commissioner Jacobs has just arrived.

1363
01:31:53,333 --> 01:31:57,337
Commissioner... Commissioner,
could you please tell us what you think has happened here?

1364
01:31:57,381 --> 01:32:00,776
We believe this is one of many recent acts of vandalism around the city...

1365
01:32:00,819 --> 01:32:04,693
somehow related to
underground boxing clubs.

1366
01:32:04,736 --> 01:32:08,827
We will be coordinating
a rigorous investigation.

1367
01:32:08,871 --> 01:32:10,873
That was Police Commissioner Jacobs,

1368
01:32:10,916 --> 01:32:13,397
who just arrived on the scene here of a four-alarm fire...

1369
01:32:13,440 --> 01:32:15,965
- that broke out about an hour ago.
- Boy, she's hot.

1370
01:32:16,008 --> 01:32:19,577
Live from the Parker Morris Building,
Lauren Sanchez. Back to you in the studio.

1371
01:32:19,621 --> 01:32:21,187
It was just... Yeah!

1372
01:32:21,231 --> 01:32:22,711
Yeah.

1373
01:32:22,754 --> 01:32:24,669
Holy shit.

1374
01:32:24,713 --> 01:32:28,107
- Yeah!
- ...a controlled blaze that may have started...

1375
01:32:32,851 --> 01:32:34,853
What the fuck did you guys do? ...how the blaze started,

1376
01:32:34,897 --> 01:32:37,595
But arson investigators are on the premises...

1377
01:32:37,639 --> 01:32:40,729
and a hazardous materials...

1378
01:32:42,731 --> 01:32:44,820
If you're just joining us... Sir, the first rule...

1379
01:32:44,863 --> 01:32:47,344
of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions, sir.

1380
01:32:47,387 --> 01:32:50,782
...broke out about an hour
ago at the Parker Morris Building downtown.

1381
01:32:50,826 --> 01:32:53,611
Police Commissioner Jacobs is on the scene conducting an investigation...

1382
01:32:53,655 --> 01:32:58,311
The victory in the war against crime will not come overnight.

1383
01:32:58,355 --> 01:33:00,444
It will take dedication
and commitment,

1384
01:33:00,487 --> 01:33:02,925
and most of all, cooperation.

1385
01:33:02,968 --> 01:33:06,972
The streets are safer now.
There's hope in the inner city.

1386
01:33:07,016 --> 01:33:09,975
- However, this is only the beginning.
- I gotta take a piss.

1387
01:33:10,019 --> 01:33:14,240
These are the first steps
in a long journey.

1388
01:33:14,284 --> 01:33:17,200
- That is why we have created Project Hope...
- Bob.

1389
01:33:17,243 --> 01:33:20,638
"Helping Others With Prevention and Enforcement."

1390
01:33:20,682 --> 01:33:23,510
Project Hope will be a joint effort...

1391
01:33:23,554 --> 01:33:26,775
between the police and community leaders.

1392
01:33:26,818 --> 01:33:30,561
It will be a powerful new weapon in the war against crime.

1393
01:34:16,085 --> 01:34:18,783
Wrap it around the top of his Hacky Sack, Bob.

1394
01:34:18,827 --> 01:34:22,047
Man. His balls are ice cold.

1395
01:34:22,091 --> 01:34:25,703
Hi. You're gonna call off
your rigorous investigation.

1396
01:34:25,747 --> 01:34:29,185
You're gonna publicly state that there is no underground group, or...

1397
01:34:29,228 --> 01:34:31,491
- these guys are gonna take your balls.
- No!

1398
01:34:31,535 --> 01:34:33,624
They're gonna send one to theNew York Times...

1399
01:34:33,668 --> 01:34:35,887
and one to the L.A. Times,
press-release style.

1400
01:34:35,931 --> 01:34:37,976
Look.

1401
01:34:38,020 --> 01:34:40,718
The people you are after
are the people you depend on.

1402
01:34:40,762 --> 01:34:43,460
We cook your meals.
We haul your trash.

1403
01:34:43,503 --> 01:34:46,289
We connect your calls.
We drive your ambulances.

1404
01:34:46,332 --> 01:34:49,553
We guard you while you sleep.

1405
01:34:52,861 --> 01:34:54,732
Do not fuck with us.

1406
01:35:00,346 --> 01:35:02,348
No! No! No!

1407
01:35:04,176 --> 01:35:06,178
Fooled ya.

1408
01:35:20,758 --> 01:35:22,673
Bob, you're this way.

1409
01:35:22,717 --> 01:35:25,284
Let's go.

1410
01:35:25,328 --> 01:35:29,332
I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.

1411
01:35:29,375 --> 01:35:30,942
Hey!

1412
01:35:44,173 --> 01:35:47,176
Yeah!

1413
01:36:20,209 --> 01:36:22,211
I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes...

1414
01:36:22,254 --> 01:36:25,170
of every panda that wouldn't screw to save its species.

1415
01:36:28,086 --> 01:36:30,741
I wanted to open the dump valves...

1416
01:36:30,785 --> 01:36:34,571
on oil tankers and smother all those French beaches I'd never see.

1417
01:36:38,880 --> 01:36:41,317
I wanted to breathe smoke.

1418
01:36:57,855 --> 01:36:59,726
Where'd you go, psycho boy?

1419
01:37:01,772 --> 01:37:03,818
I felt like destroying
something beautiful.

1420
01:37:08,213 --> 01:37:10,737
Get him to
a fuckin' hospital. You got it.

1421
01:37:23,185 --> 01:37:26,014
Don't worry, Mr. Durden.
Airport parking, long term.

1422
01:37:27,363 --> 01:37:29,147
After you, Mr. Durden.

1423
01:37:30,975 --> 01:37:33,021
After you.

1424
01:37:50,690 --> 01:37:53,389
Something on your mind, dear? No.

1425
01:37:53,432 --> 01:37:56,783
All right, yeah.
Why wasn't I told about Project Mayhem?

1426
01:37:56,827 --> 01:37:59,961
First rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions.

1427
01:38:00,004 --> 01:38:02,311
- What are you talking about?
- Why didn't you include me in the beginning?

1428
01:38:02,354 --> 01:38:05,444
Fight Club was the beginning.
Now it's moved out of the basement.

1429
01:38:05,488 --> 01:38:07,403
It's called Project Mayhem.

1430
01:38:07,446 --> 01:38:09,796
You and I started Fight Club together.
Do you remember that?

1431
01:38:09,840 --> 01:38:12,103
It's as much mine
as it is yours, you know.

1432
01:38:12,147 --> 01:38:14,889
Is this about you and me? Yeah. I thought we were
doing this together.

1433
01:38:14,932 --> 01:38:18,588
You're missing the point.
This does not belong to us.

1434
01:38:18,631 --> 01:38:20,982
We are not special. Fuck that.
You should've told me.

1435
01:38:23,071 --> 01:38:24,899
Hey, Tyler!

1436
01:38:26,988 --> 01:38:28,859
Goddamn it, Tyler! What do you want?

1437
01:38:28,903 --> 01:38:30,905
Statement of purpose?
Should I e-mail you?

1438
01:38:30,948 --> 01:38:33,298
Should I put this
on your action item list? Oh, look...

1439
01:38:33,342 --> 01:38:35,474
You decide your own
level of involvement! I will!

1440
01:38:35,518 --> 01:38:37,607
I want to know
certain things first.

1441
01:38:37,650 --> 01:38:41,045
- The first rule of Project Mayhem...
- Shut up!

1442
01:38:41,089 --> 01:38:43,613
- I want to know what you're thinking.
- Fuck what you know.

1443
01:38:43,656 --> 01:38:45,963
You need to forget about what you know.
That's your problem.

1444
01:38:46,007 --> 01:38:49,140
Forget about what you think you know about life,
about friendship,

1445
01:38:49,184 --> 01:38:51,534
and especially
about you and me.

1446
01:38:51,577 --> 01:38:54,580
Wh... What?
What is that supposed to mean? What...

1447
01:38:58,062 --> 01:39:01,239
What are you doing?

1448
01:39:01,283 --> 01:39:03,981
Guys, what will you wish you'd done before you die?

1449
01:39:04,025 --> 01:39:05,983
- Paint a self-portrait.
- Build a house.

1450
01:39:06,027 --> 01:39:07,942
Hey... And you?

1451
01:39:07,985 --> 01:39:10,422
I don't know. Nothing. Nothing.
Come on, get in the right lane.

1452
01:39:10,466 --> 01:39:13,034
I have to know the answer to this question. If you were to die right now,

1453
01:39:13,077 --> 01:39:15,123
how would you feel
about your life?

1454
01:39:15,166 --> 01:39:17,560
I don't know!
I wouldn't feel anything good about my life.

1455
01:39:17,603 --> 01:39:19,649
Is that what you want to hear me say?
Fine. Come on!

1456
01:39:19,692 --> 01:39:21,085
Not good enough.

1457
01:39:21,129 --> 01:39:23,609
Stop fucking around! Tyler!

1458
01:39:25,698 --> 01:39:27,918
Jesus Christ!

1459
01:39:27,962 --> 01:39:30,790
Goddamn it! Goddamn it! Fuck you!

1460
01:39:30,834 --> 01:39:34,969
Fuck Fight Club. Fuck Marla.
I am sick of all your shit.

1461
01:39:35,012 --> 01:39:38,798
Okay, man. Okay.

1462
01:39:38,842 --> 01:39:41,453
Quit screwing around.
Take the wheel. Look at you.

1463
01:39:41,497 --> 01:39:44,152
Take the wheel, all right? Look at you!
You're fuckin' pathetic!

1464
01:39:44,195 --> 01:39:46,545
Why? Why?
What are you talking about?

1465
01:39:46,589 --> 01:39:49,200
Why do you think
I blew up your condo?

1466
01:39:49,244 --> 01:39:51,637
What?

1467
01:39:51,681 --> 01:39:53,596
Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat.

1468
01:39:53,639 --> 01:39:55,641
It's not a goddamn seminar.

1469
01:39:55,685 --> 01:39:59,036
Stop trying to control everything,
and just let go.

1470
01:40:00,907 --> 01:40:02,822
Let go!

1471
01:40:02,866 --> 01:40:05,782
All right. Fine.

1472
01:40:05,825 --> 01:40:07,653
Fine.

1473
01:41:06,321 --> 01:41:09,628
I'd never been in a car accident.

1474
01:41:09,672 --> 01:41:12,153
This must have been what all those people felt like...

1475
01:41:12,196 --> 01:41:16,070
before I filed them as statistics in my reports.

1476
01:41:16,113 --> 01:41:18,594
Goddamn. Huh?

1477
01:41:21,510 --> 01:41:23,294
We just had
a near-life experience!

1478
01:41:28,995 --> 01:41:31,563
In the world I see,

1479
01:41:31,607 --> 01:41:34,436
you're stalking elk through the damp canyon forest...

1480
01:41:34,479 --> 01:41:36,612
around the ruins of Rockefeller Center.

1481
01:41:39,354 --> 01:41:44,098
You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life.

1482
01:41:44,141 --> 01:41:47,318
You'll climb the rich,
thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower.

1483
01:41:49,494 --> 01:41:53,846
And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn,

1484
01:41:53,890 --> 01:41:56,675
laying strips of venison in the empty carpool lane...

1485
01:41:56,719 --> 01:41:58,982
of some abandoned superhighway.

1486
01:42:12,213 --> 01:42:14,345
Feel better, champ.

1487
01:42:31,884 --> 01:42:34,017
And then...

1488
01:42:34,060 --> 01:42:37,194
Tyler? Tyler was gone.

1489
01:42:45,550 --> 01:42:50,294
Was I asleep? Had I slept?

1490
01:42:50,338 --> 01:42:53,210
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake, you understand me?

1491
01:42:53,254 --> 01:42:56,257
The house had become a living thing,

1492
01:42:56,300 --> 01:42:59,216
wet inside from so many people sweating and breathing.

1493
01:42:59,260 --> 01:43:01,218
We are all part of
the same compost heap.

1494
01:43:01,262 --> 01:43:03,394
So many people moving, the house moved.

1495
01:43:06,615 --> 01:43:10,445
Planet Tyler. I had to hug the walls.

1496
01:43:10,488 --> 01:43:13,970
Trapped inside this clockwork of space monkeys.

1497
01:43:14,013 --> 01:43:16,799
You can't be smoking in here.
Do you know how much ether we have in this fucking house?

1498
01:43:16,842 --> 01:43:20,324
Cooking and working and sleeping in teams.

1499
01:43:22,935 --> 01:43:26,374
Hang on a second. I'll have to call you right back. Yeah.

1500
01:43:43,565 --> 01:43:46,089
It's under control, sir.

1501
01:43:48,700 --> 01:43:50,746
Where is Tyler?

1502
01:43:50,789 --> 01:43:53,662
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask...

1503
01:43:53,705 --> 01:43:55,490
Right, uh... Okay.

1504
01:43:58,144 --> 01:44:00,277
I'm all alone.

1505
01:44:00,321 --> 01:44:04,063
My father dumped me. Tyler dumped me.

1506
01:44:04,107 --> 01:44:06,631
I am Jack's broken heart.

1507
01:44:10,940 --> 01:44:15,161
What comes next in Project Mayhem, only Tyler knows.

1508
01:44:15,205 --> 01:44:17,990
The second rule is you do not ask questions.

1509
01:44:21,211 --> 01:44:23,996
Get the fuck away from me.
Get the fuck away from me!

1510
01:44:24,040 --> 01:44:26,347
Who are all these people?

1511
01:44:31,743 --> 01:44:33,658
Paper Street Soap Company.

1512
01:44:36,226 --> 01:44:38,054
Can I come in?

1513
01:44:40,752 --> 01:44:42,841
He's not here.

1514
01:44:42,885 --> 01:44:44,974
What?

1515
01:44:46,367 --> 01:44:49,805
Tyler isn't here.

1516
01:44:49,848 --> 01:44:52,286
Tyler went away.

1517
01:44:52,329 --> 01:44:54,157
Tyler's gone.

1518
01:45:10,391 --> 01:45:13,219
I need some help!

1519
01:45:23,273 --> 01:45:25,667
All right!
Lay him down!

1520
01:45:25,710 --> 01:45:29,366
Got two gunshot wounds comin' through!
Clear some fucking room!

1521
01:45:29,410 --> 01:45:32,064
What happened?
What happened?

1522
01:45:32,108 --> 01:45:36,112
We were on assignment.
We were supposed to kill two birds with one stone...

1523
01:45:36,155 --> 01:45:38,157
Destroy a piece of corporate art...

1524
01:45:38,201 --> 01:45:40,551
Operation Latte Thunder, go.

1525
01:45:42,640 --> 01:45:44,338
And trash a franchise
coffee bar.

1526
01:45:50,996 --> 01:45:52,868
We had it
all worked out, sir.

1527
01:46:01,572 --> 01:46:04,836
- It went smooth until...
- Police! Freeze!

1528
01:46:04,880 --> 01:46:09,232
- What?
- They shot Bob.

1529
01:46:09,275 --> 01:46:11,365
- They shot him in the head.
- Those fuckin' pigs!

1530
01:46:16,892 --> 01:46:18,023
Oh, God.

1531
01:46:18,067 --> 01:46:20,374
Those motherfuckers!

1532
01:46:20,417 --> 01:46:22,898
You morons.

1533
01:46:22,941 --> 01:46:25,683
You're running around in ski masks,
trying to blow things up.

1534
01:46:25,727 --> 01:46:27,772
What did you think
was gonna happen?

1535
01:46:32,211 --> 01:46:35,432
Okay, quick. We gotta get rid of the evidence.
We gotta get rid of this body!

1536
01:46:35,476 --> 01:46:37,652
- Bury him.
- What?

1537
01:46:37,695 --> 01:46:40,872
Take him to the garden
and bury him.

1538
01:46:40,916 --> 01:46:43,788
- Come on, people! Let's go!
- Hey! Get your fucking hands...

1539
01:46:43,832 --> 01:46:47,226
Get away from him!
What are you talking about?

1540
01:46:47,270 --> 01:46:49,968
This isn't a fucking piece of evidence.
This is a person!

1541
01:46:50,012 --> 01:46:53,102
He's a friend of mine,
and you're not gonna bury him in the fucking garden.

1542
01:46:53,145 --> 01:46:56,148
He was killed serving
Project Mayhem, sir.

1543
01:46:56,192 --> 01:46:58,281
- This is Bob.
- But, sir, in...

1544
01:46:58,324 --> 01:47:01,240
In Project Mayhem
we have no names.

1545
01:47:01,284 --> 01:47:04,287
No, you listen to me.
This is a man, and he has a name.

1546
01:47:04,330 --> 01:47:07,116
And it's Robert Paulson, okay?

1547
01:47:07,159 --> 01:47:09,205
Robert Paulson? He's a man,

1548
01:47:09,248 --> 01:47:10,902
and he's dead now
because of us, all right?

1549
01:47:10,946 --> 01:47:12,861
Do you understand that?

1550
01:47:12,904 --> 01:47:14,732
I understand.

1551
01:47:17,387 --> 01:47:20,521
In death, a member
of Project Mayhem...

1552
01:47:20,564 --> 01:47:22,784
has a name.

1553
01:47:22,827 --> 01:47:25,787
His name is Robert Paulson.

1554
01:47:25,830 --> 01:47:28,659
His name is Robert Paulson.

1555
01:47:28,703 --> 01:47:31,793
His name...
Is Robert Paulson.

1556
01:47:31,836 --> 01:47:35,753
His name is Robert Paulson.

1557
01:47:35,797 --> 01:47:38,843
- Come on, guys. Please, stop it.
- His name is Robert Paulson.

1558
01:47:38,887 --> 01:47:41,716
His name is Robert Paulson.

1559
01:47:41,759 --> 01:47:44,849
His name is Robert Paulson. Shut up!
This is all over with!

1560
01:47:44,893 --> 01:47:48,679
His name is Robert Paulson.
His name is Robert Paulson.

1561
01:47:48,723 --> 01:47:51,508
- I have to find Tyler.
- His name is Robert Paulson.

1562
01:47:51,552 --> 01:47:57,035
His name is Robert Paulson.
His name is Robert Paulson.

1563
01:47:57,079 --> 01:48:01,126
His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson.

1564
01:48:01,170 --> 01:48:05,304
His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson.

1565
01:48:19,101 --> 01:48:20,798
Tyler?

1566
01:48:20,842 --> 01:48:23,671
No, this is Detective Stern
of the arson unit.

1567
01:48:23,714 --> 01:48:26,412
I need to see you
in my office...

1568
01:48:26,456 --> 01:48:29,938
His name is Robert Paulson.

1569
01:48:29,981 --> 01:48:34,159
I went to all the cities on Tyler's used ticket stubs, barhopping.

1570
01:48:34,203 --> 01:48:39,556
I didn't know how or why, but I could look at 50 different bars,
and somehow I just knew.

1571
01:48:39,600 --> 01:48:43,342
I'm looking for Tyler Durden. It's very important that I talk to him.

1572
01:48:43,386 --> 01:48:46,389
I wish I could help you.

1573
01:48:46,432 --> 01:48:48,870
Sir.

1574
01:48:53,004 --> 01:48:55,964
Every city I went to,

1575
01:48:56,007 --> 01:48:58,836
- Hey!
- As soon as I set foot off the plane,

1576
01:48:58,880 --> 01:49:01,143
I knew a Fight Club was close.

1577
01:49:01,186 --> 01:49:02,753
Hey! Hey!

1578
01:49:03,885 --> 01:49:05,626
Taxi!

1579
01:49:05,669 --> 01:49:07,628
Look at my face. I'm a member.

1580
01:49:07,671 --> 01:49:10,413
Now, I just need to know
if you've seen Tyler.

1581
01:49:10,456 --> 01:49:12,589
I'm not exposed to...

1582
01:49:12,633 --> 01:49:14,939
speak any such
information to you,

1583
01:49:14,983 --> 01:49:20,510
nor would I,
even if I had said information you want at this juncture, be able.

1584
01:49:20,554 --> 01:49:24,775
You're a moron. I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to ask you to leave.

1585
01:49:24,819 --> 01:49:26,647
Tyler had been busy...

1586
01:49:26,690 --> 01:49:29,737
setting up franchises all over the country.

1587
01:49:32,435 --> 01:49:34,002
Was I asleep?

1588
01:49:34,045 --> 01:49:37,048
Had I slept?

1589
01:49:37,092 --> 01:49:40,704
Is Tyler my bad dream, or am I Tyler's?

1590
01:49:40,748 --> 01:49:43,141
We've just heard the stories. What kind of stories?

1591
01:49:43,185 --> 01:49:45,361
Like, nobody knows
what he looks like.

1592
01:49:45,404 --> 01:49:48,190
He has facial reconstructive surgery every three years.

1593
01:49:48,233 --> 01:49:50,540
That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.

1594
01:49:50,584 --> 01:49:52,716
Is it true about
Fight Club in Miami?

1595
01:49:52,760 --> 01:49:55,501
Is Mr. Durden
building an army?

1596
01:49:55,545 --> 01:49:59,331
I was living in a state of perpetual déjà vu.

1597
01:49:59,375 --> 01:50:03,553
Everywhere I went, I felt I'd already been there.

1598
01:50:03,597 --> 01:50:07,470
It was like following an invisible man.

1599
01:50:07,513 --> 01:50:10,212
The smell of dried blood.

1600
01:50:10,255 --> 01:50:14,085
Dirty, bare footprints circling each other.

1601
01:50:14,129 --> 01:50:17,088
That aroma of old sweat, like fried chicken.

1602
01:50:17,132 --> 01:50:21,005
The feel of a floor still warm from a fight the night before.

1603
01:50:21,049 --> 01:50:24,530
I was always just one step behind Tyler.

1604
01:50:24,574 --> 01:50:27,621
His name is Robert Paulson.

1605
01:50:27,664 --> 01:50:31,886
His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson.

1606
01:50:31,929 --> 01:50:33,365
His...

1607
01:50:35,629 --> 01:50:37,413
Welcome back, sir.

1608
01:50:38,588 --> 01:50:40,503
How have you been?

1609
01:50:40,546 --> 01:50:42,766
Do you know me?

1610
01:50:42,810 --> 01:50:45,290
Is this a test, sir?

1611
01:50:45,334 --> 01:50:47,336
No, this is not a test.

1612
01:50:47,379 --> 01:50:50,295
You were in here
last Thursday.

1613
01:50:50,339 --> 01:50:52,863
Thursday?

1614
01:50:52,907 --> 01:50:57,172
You were standing exactly where you are now,
asking how good security is.

1615
01:50:57,215 --> 01:50:59,043
It's tight as a drum, sir.

1616
01:51:01,785 --> 01:51:04,092
Who do you think I am?

1617
01:51:04,135 --> 01:51:06,703
Are you sure
this isn't a test?

1618
01:51:06,747 --> 01:51:08,531
No, this is not a test.

1619
01:51:09,706 --> 01:51:12,143
You're Mr. Durden.

1620
01:51:12,187 --> 01:51:14,972
You're the one
who gave me this.

1621
01:51:15,016 --> 01:51:17,192
Please return your seat backs...

1622
01:51:17,235 --> 01:51:18,976
to their full, upright and locked position.

1623
01:51:30,771 --> 01:51:32,729
Yeah? Marla, it's me.

1624
01:51:32,773 --> 01:51:34,862
Have we ever done it? Done what?

1625
01:51:34,905 --> 01:51:38,648
- Have we ever had sex?
- What kind of stupid question is that?

1626
01:51:38,692 --> 01:51:40,998
Is it stupid because the answer's yes,
or because the answer's no?

1627
01:51:41,042 --> 01:51:43,871
Is this a trick? No, Marla, I need to know...

1628
01:51:43,914 --> 01:51:47,526
You mean you want to know if I think
we were just having sex or making love?

1629
01:51:47,570 --> 01:51:49,398
So we did make love.

1630
01:51:49,441 --> 01:51:51,269
Is that what
you're calling it?

1631
01:51:51,313 --> 01:51:53,315
Just answer the question,
Marla, please!

1632
01:51:53,358 --> 01:51:55,752
- Did we do it or not?
- You fuck me, then snub me.

1633
01:51:55,796 --> 01:51:58,233
You love me, you hate me.
You show me a sensitive side,

1634
01:51:58,276 --> 01:52:00,365
then you turn
into a total asshole.

1635
01:52:00,409 --> 01:52:02,759
Is that a pretty accurate description of our relationship, Tyler?

1636
01:52:02,803 --> 01:52:05,370
We have just lost cabin pressure.

1637
01:52:05,414 --> 01:52:07,721
- What did you just say?
- What is wrong with you?

1638
01:52:07,764 --> 01:52:09,984
- What did you just call me? Say my name.
- Tyler Durden.

1639
01:52:10,027 --> 01:52:12,769
Tyler Durden, you fucking freak.
What's going on?

1640
01:52:12,813 --> 01:52:14,945
- I'm coming over.
- No, wait, Marla, I'm not there...

1641
01:52:14,989 --> 01:52:18,514
You broke your promise.

1642
01:52:18,557 --> 01:52:21,517
- Jesus, Tyler.
- You fuckin' talked to her about me.

1643
01:52:21,560 --> 01:52:23,345
Tyler, what the fuck
is going on here?

1644
01:52:23,388 --> 01:52:25,826
I ask you for one thing...
one simple thing.

1645
01:52:25,869 --> 01:52:27,915
Why do people
think that I'm you?

1646
01:52:29,655 --> 01:52:32,310
Answer me!

1647
01:52:34,051 --> 01:52:35,836
Sit.

1648
01:52:39,100 --> 01:52:41,537
Now answer me.
Why do people think that I'm you?

1649
01:52:41,580 --> 01:52:43,800
I think you know.

1650
01:52:43,844 --> 01:52:46,629
No, I don't. Yes, you do.

1651
01:52:46,672 --> 01:52:49,414
Why would anyone possibly
confuse you with me?

1652
01:52:49,458 --> 01:52:53,027
Uh, I... I don't know.

1653
01:52:56,944 --> 01:52:59,860
- You got it.
- No.

1654
01:52:59,903 --> 01:53:01,862
- Do not fuck with us.
- Say it.

1655
01:53:03,254 --> 01:53:05,300
Because...

1656
01:53:06,780 --> 01:53:07,781
Say it.

1657
01:53:09,826 --> 01:53:11,654
Because
we're the same person.

1658
01:53:11,697 --> 01:53:13,961
That's right.

1659
01:53:14,004 --> 01:53:16,398
We are the all-singing,
all dancing...

1660
01:53:16,441 --> 01:53:20,010
Tyler, I don't understand this.
You were looking for a way to change your life.

1661
01:53:20,054 --> 01:53:22,404
You could not do this
on your own.

1662
01:53:22,447 --> 01:53:24,232
All the ways
you wish you could be,

1663
01:53:24,275 --> 01:53:26,800
that's me.

1664
01:53:26,843 --> 01:53:29,585
I look like you wanna look.
I fuck like you wanna fuck.

1665
01:53:29,628 --> 01:53:32,109
I am smart, capable, and most importantly,

1666
01:53:32,153 --> 01:53:36,026
- I'm free in all the ways that you are not.
- Oh, no.

1667
01:53:36,070 --> 01:53:38,855
- Tyler's not here. Tyler went away. Tyler's gone.
- What?

1668
01:53:38,899 --> 01:53:40,074
This is impossible.

1669
01:53:40,117 --> 01:53:41,292
No.This is crazy.

1670
01:53:41,336 --> 01:53:43,599
People do it every day.

1671
01:53:43,642 --> 01:53:47,168
They talk to themselves. They see themselves as they'd like to be.

1672
01:53:47,211 --> 01:53:50,301
They don't have the courage you have to just run with it.

1673
01:53:54,349 --> 01:53:57,700
Naturally, you're still wrestling with it, so sometimes you're still you.

1674
01:53:57,743 --> 01:53:59,528
We should do this
again sometime.

1675
01:53:59,571 --> 01:54:02,531
Other times, you imagine
yourself watching me.

1676
01:54:02,574 --> 01:54:05,012
If this is your first night at Fight Club,
you have to fight.

1677
01:54:05,055 --> 01:54:07,710
Little by little, you're just letting yourself...

1678
01:54:07,753 --> 01:54:09,930
become...

1679
01:54:09,973 --> 01:54:12,323
Tyler Durden.

1680
01:54:12,367 --> 01:54:15,109
You are not your job or how much money you have in the bank!

1681
01:54:15,152 --> 01:54:17,589
- No, you have a house.
- Rented in your name.

1682
01:54:17,633 --> 01:54:19,591
You have jobs.
You have a whole life.

1683
01:54:19,635 --> 01:54:21,811
You have night jobs
because you can't sleep.

1684
01:54:21,855 --> 01:54:24,683
- Or you stay up and make soap.
- Marla... You're fucking Marla, Tyler.

1685
01:54:24,727 --> 01:54:28,078
Uh, technically, you're fucking Marla.
But it's all the same to her.

1686
01:54:29,775 --> 01:54:32,691
Oh, my God.

1687
01:54:32,735 --> 01:54:34,955
Now you see our dilemma.

1688
01:54:34,998 --> 01:54:37,479
She knows too much.

1689
01:54:37,522 --> 01:54:39,829
I think we're gonna have to talk about...

1690
01:54:39,873 --> 01:54:42,571
how this might
compromise our goals.

1691
01:54:42,614 --> 01:54:45,922
Wh-What are you saying?

1692
01:54:45,966 --> 01:54:50,057
This is... This is bullshit.
This is bullshit. I'm not listening to this.

1693
01:54:50,100 --> 01:54:52,973
You are insane. No, you're insane.

1694
01:54:53,016 --> 01:54:55,410
And we simply do not
have time for this crap.

1695
01:54:57,803 --> 01:54:59,936
It's called a changeover.

1696
01:54:59,980 --> 01:55:04,114
The movie goes on, and nobody in the audience has any idea.

1697
01:55:17,780 --> 01:55:21,436
- Sir! Are you checking out?
- Yeah, uh, b-bill me.

1698
01:55:21,479 --> 01:55:23,612
I need you to initial this list of phone calls, please.

1699
01:55:28,356 --> 01:55:30,706
When were these made? It says right there, sir.
Between 2:00...

1700
01:55:30,749 --> 01:55:33,404
- and 3:30 this morning.
- No, I w...

1701
01:55:37,495 --> 01:55:39,976
Have I been going to bed earlier every night?

1702
01:55:40,020 --> 01:55:42,022
Have I been sleeping later?

1703
01:55:43,893 --> 01:55:46,940
Have I been Tyler longer and longer?

1704
01:55:49,638 --> 01:55:51,857
Is anybody here?

1705
01:55:54,512 --> 01:55:56,558
Déjà vu all over again.

1706
01:55:58,690 --> 01:56:00,823
Yeah, with enough soap,
we could blow up just about anything.

1707
01:56:03,391 --> 01:56:06,176
Oh, my God.

1708
01:56:09,005 --> 01:56:12,182
1888.I'm sorry. Who am I calling?

1709
01:56:12,226 --> 01:56:15,620
1888 Franklin.
This is maintenance. Hello?

1710
01:56:17,057 --> 01:56:20,234
- Hello?
- 1888 Franklin Street?

1711
01:56:20,277 --> 01:56:22,714
Yes. Can I help you?

1712
01:56:25,195 --> 01:56:28,111
Hello? Yeah. Yeah.

1713
01:56:28,155 --> 01:56:30,679
Uh, I need to talk to your supervisor right away.

1714
01:56:30,722 --> 01:56:32,942
Speaking. Okay, listen to me.

1715
01:56:32,986 --> 01:56:35,162
I think something really terrible is about to happen at your building.

1716
01:56:35,205 --> 01:56:37,033
You have got... It's under control, sir.

1717
01:56:38,861 --> 01:56:42,691
Excuse me? Don't worry about us, sir.
We're solid.

1718
01:56:46,390 --> 01:56:48,784
2160.

1719
01:56:55,399 --> 01:56:57,706
Marla! Marla!
Hey! Fuck! Wait!

1720
01:56:59,490 --> 01:57:02,841
Marla! Wait. I gotta talk to you!
Marla! Marla!

1721
01:57:02,885 --> 01:57:05,235
Your whacked-out bald freaks hit me with a fucking broom!

1722
01:57:05,279 --> 01:57:07,411
They almost broke my arm! I tried to warn you...

1723
01:57:07,455 --> 01:57:09,892
They were burning their fingertips with lye.
The stink was unbelievable.

1724
01:57:09,935 --> 01:57:12,764
Look... Look, listen.
It's gonna take a tremendous act of faith on your part,

1725
01:57:12,808 --> 01:57:15,550
but you've got to hear me out. Oh, here comes
an avalanche of bullshit.

1726
01:57:15,593 --> 01:57:17,421
A little more faith
than that.

1727
01:57:21,208 --> 01:57:23,427
No, listen, I don't want to hear
anything you have to say.

1728
01:57:23,471 --> 01:57:25,951
You have every right
to be...

1729
01:57:25,995 --> 01:57:28,258
Um, I'll just have
a coffee, thanks.

1730
01:57:28,302 --> 01:57:31,087
Sir, anything you order
is free of charge, sir.

1731
01:57:31,131 --> 01:57:33,263
Why is it free of charge?

1732
01:57:33,307 --> 01:57:36,136
Don't... Don't ask.Whatever.

1733
01:57:36,179 --> 01:57:39,443
I'll have the clam chowder,
the fried chicken with the baked potato with everything,

1734
01:57:39,487 --> 01:57:40,966
and a chocolate chiffon pie.

1735
01:57:41,010 --> 01:57:43,273
Clean food, please.

1736
01:57:43,317 --> 01:57:46,276
In that case, sir,
may I advise against the lady eating the clam chowder?

1737
01:57:46,320 --> 01:57:48,148
No clam chowder,
thank you.

1738
01:57:49,975 --> 01:57:51,977
You got about 30 seconds.

1739
01:57:54,110 --> 01:57:57,287
Marla, I know that I've been
acting very, very strange.

1740
01:57:57,331 --> 01:58:01,117
Okay? I know that it's got to seem like there's
two sides to me when you're with me.

1741
01:58:01,161 --> 01:58:03,772
Two sides? You're Dr. Jekyll
and Mr. Jackass. I deserve that, but...

1742
01:58:03,815 --> 01:58:07,341
I've come to realize something
very, very important. What?

1743
01:58:07,384 --> 01:58:10,344
The full extent of our relationship wasn't really clear to me up until now,

1744
01:58:10,387 --> 01:58:12,824
for reasons I'm not gonna go into,
but the important thing is,

1745
01:58:12,868 --> 01:58:15,436
I know that I haven't
been treating you so nice. Yeah, whatever.

1746
01:58:15,479 --> 01:58:18,178
No, no... Fifteen seconds.
Fifteen seconds, please. Please.

1747
01:58:18,221 --> 01:58:20,136
Fifteen seconds.
Don't open your mouth or move.

1748
01:58:20,180 --> 01:58:22,834
I'm trying to tell you
that I'm sorry.

1749
01:58:22,878 --> 01:58:26,838
Because what I've come to realize is that I really like you, Marla.

1750
01:58:28,101 --> 01:58:31,191
You do? I really do.

1751
01:58:31,234 --> 01:58:34,977
I care about you,
and I don't want anything bad to happen to you because of me.

1752
01:58:35,020 --> 01:58:38,372
Marla,
your life is in danger.

1753
01:58:38,415 --> 01:58:40,504
What?

1754
01:58:40,548 --> 01:58:42,941
You need to leave
town for a while.

1755
01:58:42,985 --> 01:58:45,161
Get out of any major city and just go camping or something.

1756
01:58:45,205 --> 01:58:47,294
You're an insane person. No, no.

1757
01:58:47,337 --> 01:58:49,818
I've involved you in something
terrible that's about to happen.No.

1758
01:58:49,861 --> 01:58:51,080
Shut up. You're not safe.

1759
01:58:51,124 --> 01:58:53,126
Shut up!

1760
01:58:55,040 --> 01:58:57,260
Listen. I tried, Tyler.

1761
01:58:57,304 --> 01:58:59,567
I really tried. I know you did.

1762
01:58:59,610 --> 01:59:01,699
There are things
about you I like.

1763
01:59:01,743 --> 01:59:04,702
You're smart. You're funny.
You're spectacular in bed.

1764
01:59:04,746 --> 01:59:08,750
But you're intolerable.

1765
01:59:08,793 --> 01:59:11,622
You have very serious
emotional problems.

1766
01:59:11,666 --> 01:59:15,235
Deep-seated problems for which you should seek professional help.

1767
01:59:15,278 --> 01:59:17,889
I know, and I'm sorry. Yeah, you're sorry,
I'm sorry, everyone's sorry.

1768
01:59:17,933 --> 01:59:21,545
But... I can't do this anymore.

1769
01:59:23,068 --> 01:59:25,375
I can't. And I won't.

1770
01:59:27,290 --> 01:59:29,945
I'm gone.

1771
01:59:29,988 --> 01:59:32,426
You can't leave, Marla.
You're not safe!

1772
01:59:35,168 --> 01:59:37,126
Marla, wait!
You don't understand. No! Leave me alone!

1773
01:59:37,170 --> 01:59:39,215
Marla, I am trying
to protect you. Just go away! Let go of me!

1774
01:59:39,259 --> 01:59:41,478
I don't ever want
to see you again!

1775
01:59:41,522 --> 01:59:43,915
That's fine. If that's what it takes... Here, wait.
Wait right here.

1776
01:59:48,485 --> 01:59:51,271
Hold it right there. Shut up! Shut up!

1777
01:59:51,314 --> 01:59:53,708
Here. Take this money
and get on this bus.

1778
01:59:53,751 --> 01:59:56,145
I promise you I will never bother you again if that's what you want.

1779
01:59:56,189 --> 01:59:58,234
Shut up!

1780
01:59:58,278 --> 02:00:01,672
Please get on the bus.
Please get on the bus!

1781
02:00:01,716 --> 02:00:05,502
Why are you doing this? Because they think you're
some kind of a threat.

1782
02:00:05,546 --> 02:00:07,635
I... I can't explain it
right now. Just trust me.

1783
02:00:07,678 --> 02:00:09,811
If I see where you're going,
you will not be safe.

1784
02:00:09,854 --> 02:00:12,901
I'm not paying this back.
I consider it asshole tax.

1785
02:00:12,944 --> 02:00:15,904
That's fine.
Remember, stay out of major cities for at least a couple of days, okay?

1786
02:00:15,947 --> 02:00:18,646
Tyler?

1787
02:00:18,689 --> 02:00:21,257
You're the worst thing
that ever happened to me.

1788
02:00:36,272 --> 02:00:39,493
Hello. I need you to arrest me.

1789
02:00:39,536 --> 02:00:41,799
I am the leader of
a terrorist organization...

1790
02:00:41,843 --> 02:00:47,283
responsible for numerous acts of vandalism and assault all over this city.

1791
02:00:47,327 --> 02:00:51,156
...in the metropolitan area, with probably a couple hundred members.

1792
02:00:51,200 --> 02:00:55,030
Chapters have sprung up in five or six other major cities already.

1793
02:00:55,073 --> 02:00:57,989
This is a tightly regimented organization,

1794
02:00:58,033 --> 02:01:00,340
with many cells
capable of operating...

1795
02:01:00,383 --> 02:01:02,864
completely independent of central leadership.

1796
02:01:02,907 --> 02:01:07,738
Look. Go to the house, okay? 1537 Paper Street.

1797
02:01:07,782 --> 02:01:09,827
That's our headquarters.

1798
02:01:09,871 --> 02:01:12,482
In the back,
buried in the garden,

1799
02:01:12,526 --> 02:01:15,529
you'll find the body
of Robert Paulson.

1800
02:01:15,572 --> 02:01:17,705
In the basement,

1801
02:01:17,748 --> 02:01:20,229
you're gonna find some bathtubs that have been used very recently...

1802
02:01:20,273 --> 02:01:22,579
to make large quantities
of nitroglycerin.

1803
02:01:24,581 --> 02:01:27,105
I believe the plan is
to blow up the headquarters...

1804
02:01:27,149 --> 02:01:30,674
of these credit card companies and the T.R.W. Building.

1805
02:01:32,894 --> 02:01:36,332
Why these buildings?
Why credit card companies?

1806
02:01:36,376 --> 02:01:40,641
If you erase the debt record,
then we all go back to zero.

1807
02:01:40,684 --> 02:01:42,512
It'll create total chaos.

1808
02:01:45,602 --> 02:01:47,430
Keep him talking.
I need to make a phone call.

1809
02:01:58,485 --> 02:02:00,269
I really admire
what you're doing.

1810
02:02:01,618 --> 02:02:03,054
What?

1811
02:02:03,098 --> 02:02:05,013
You're a brave man
to order this.

1812
02:02:05,056 --> 02:02:07,232
You're a genius, sir.

1813
02:02:07,276 --> 02:02:10,845
You said if anyone ever interferes with Project Mayhem...

1814
02:02:10,888 --> 02:02:15,197
even you...
we gotta get his balls.

1815
02:02:15,240 --> 02:02:19,027
- It's useless to fight.
- This is really a powerful gesture, Mr. Durden.

1816
02:02:19,070 --> 02:02:22,117
It'll set quite an example. You're making
a big mistake, fellas.

1817
02:02:22,160 --> 02:02:24,902
You said you'd say that. I'm not Tyler Durden!

1818
02:02:24,946 --> 02:02:26,556
You told us
you'd say that too.

1819
02:02:26,600 --> 02:02:30,865
All right, I am Tyler Durden.
Listen to me.

1820
02:02:30,908 --> 02:02:33,650
I'm giving you a direct order.
We are aborting this mission right now.

1821
02:02:33,694 --> 02:02:35,696
You said you would
definitely say that.

1822
02:02:37,915 --> 02:02:41,049
Let me go!

1823
02:02:41,092 --> 02:02:44,400
Are you fucking out of your minds?
You're police officers!

1824
02:02:47,447 --> 02:02:48,535
Somebody timing this? No!

1825
02:02:48,578 --> 02:02:49,623
No! No...

1826
02:02:49,666 --> 02:02:51,625
Keep your mouth shut!

1827
02:02:51,668 --> 02:02:53,017
Shit.

1828
02:02:54,367 --> 02:02:56,543
Yeah?

1829
02:02:56,586 --> 02:02:59,241
- Hey, you know, some of this information checks out.
- Uh-huh.

1830
02:02:59,284 --> 02:03:02,549
Let's go over to that house
on Paper Street. Be right there.

1831
02:03:02,592 --> 02:03:05,116
Okay. Hey, wait!

1832
02:03:05,160 --> 02:03:07,162
- You got him?
- I got him.

1833
02:03:07,205 --> 02:03:08,990
- Sir, we have to do this.
- Come on, Mr. Durden. Stop fighting.

1834
02:03:09,033 --> 02:03:11,035
- You're gonna fuck up...
- Where's the rubber band?

1835
02:03:11,079 --> 02:03:13,298
Get away from me!
Drop that fucking knife! Drop it!

1836
02:03:16,476 --> 02:03:18,129
Back up.

1837
02:03:18,173 --> 02:03:20,262
Face down on the floor,
both of you right now!

1838
02:03:22,873 --> 02:03:24,788
Get down on the floor!

1839
02:03:29,053 --> 02:03:31,447
First person comes out
this fucking door gets a...

1840
02:03:31,491 --> 02:03:33,231
gets a lead salad,
you understand?

1841
02:03:57,691 --> 02:04:00,171
Get away! Get away!

1842
02:04:12,967 --> 02:04:15,970
I ran.

1843
02:04:16,013 --> 02:04:19,495
I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid.

1844
02:04:22,629 --> 02:04:24,457
Then I ran some more.

1845
02:05:05,715 --> 02:05:08,022
What the fuck are you doing?

1846
02:05:08,065 --> 02:05:10,938
Running around in your underpants.
Man, you look like a crazy person.

1847
02:05:10,981 --> 02:05:13,984
No, I'm on to you.
I know what's going on here.

1848
02:05:14,028 --> 02:05:16,596
Well, come on, then.
I got us a great place to watch from.

1849
02:05:16,639 --> 02:05:18,859
It'll be like pay-per-view.

1850
02:06:06,036 --> 02:06:08,952
Oh, Christ.

1851
02:06:08,996 --> 02:06:12,129
- Now what are you doing?
- I'm stopping this.

1852
02:06:12,173 --> 02:06:14,567
Why? Greatest thing
you've ever done, man.

1853
02:06:14,610 --> 02:06:16,743
No, I can't
let this happen.

1854
02:06:16,786 --> 02:06:20,094
You know there are 10 other bombs in 10 other buildings.

1855
02:06:20,137 --> 02:06:22,618
Goddamn it, since when is
Project Mayhem about murder?

1856
02:06:22,662 --> 02:06:25,447
The buildings are empty.
Security and maintenance, all our people.

1857
02:06:25,490 --> 02:06:27,449
We're not killing anyone, man.
We're setting 'em free.

1858
02:06:27,492 --> 02:06:30,408
Bob is dead.
They shot him in the head.

1859
02:06:30,452 --> 02:06:33,847
You wanna make an omelet,
you gotta break some eggs.

1860
02:06:33,890 --> 02:06:35,675
No, I'm not listening to you.
You're not even there.

1861
02:06:38,678 --> 02:06:40,810
Okay...

1862
02:06:43,552 --> 02:06:47,774
Wouldn't do that.
Not unless I knew which wires were what.

1863
02:06:47,817 --> 02:06:49,427
If you know, then I know.

1864
02:06:55,216 --> 02:06:57,044
Or maybe I knew you'd know,

1865
02:06:57,087 --> 02:06:59,350
so I spent the whole day thinking about the wrong ones.

1866
02:07:08,055 --> 02:07:11,188
You think?

1867
02:07:11,232 --> 02:07:14,278
Oh, heavens no.
Not the green one.

1868
02:07:14,322 --> 02:07:17,151
Pull any one but the green one.

1869
02:07:21,024 --> 02:07:23,113
I asked you not to do that!

1870
02:07:24,506 --> 02:07:26,073
Fuck!

1871
02:07:28,815 --> 02:07:30,773
Tyler, get away from the van.

1872
02:07:33,254 --> 02:07:36,518
Tyler, I'm not kidding!
Get away from the van!

1873
02:07:36,561 --> 02:07:39,086
Goddamn it!

1874
02:07:39,129 --> 02:07:41,566
Whoa! Whoa!

1875
02:07:44,961 --> 02:07:49,139
Okay, you are now firing a gun
at your imaginary friend...

1876
02:07:49,183 --> 02:07:51,664
near 400 gallons
of nitroglycerin!

1877
02:07:54,014 --> 02:07:55,624
Come on... Tyler! Tyler!

1878
02:08:09,246 --> 02:08:12,162
Aw, come on. Don't go.

1879
02:08:18,560 --> 02:08:20,518
Tyler! Tyler!

1880
02:08:36,839 --> 02:08:37,927
Oh, God!

1881
02:08:41,539 --> 02:08:44,238
Come here!

1882
02:08:50,723 --> 02:08:52,637
What?

1883
02:09:37,857 --> 02:09:41,382
Three minutes. This is it.

1884
02:09:41,425 --> 02:09:43,514
The beginning.

1885
02:09:43,558 --> 02:09:45,778
Ground zero.

1886
02:09:45,821 --> 02:09:48,128
I think this is about where we came in.

1887
02:09:48,171 --> 02:09:50,565
Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion?

1888
02:09:50,608 --> 02:09:53,698
I'm sorry?

1889
02:09:53,742 --> 02:09:55,700
I still can't think
of anything.

1890
02:09:57,398 --> 02:09:59,704
Ah, flashback humor.

1891
02:10:05,145 --> 02:10:06,886
It's getting exciting now.

1892
02:10:08,365 --> 02:10:10,541
Two and a half.

1893
02:10:10,585 --> 02:10:12,892
Think of everything
we've accomplished, man.

1894
02:10:14,981 --> 02:10:18,027
Out these windows, we will view the collapse of financial history.

1895
02:10:18,071 --> 02:10:21,552
One step closer to
economic equilibrium.

1896
02:10:35,915 --> 02:10:37,742
Why is she here?

1897
02:10:37,786 --> 02:10:39,875
Tying up loose ends.

1898
02:10:39,919 --> 02:10:43,052
Put me down,
you bald-headed fucks!

1899
02:10:43,096 --> 02:10:46,229
I'm begging you,
please don't do this. I'm not doing this.

1900
02:10:46,273 --> 02:10:48,884
We are doing this.
This is what we want.

1901
02:10:48,928 --> 02:10:51,060
No, I don't want this.

1902
02:10:51,104 --> 02:10:54,672
Right, except "you"
is meaningless now.

1903
02:10:54,716 --> 02:10:58,763
We have to forget about you.Jesus. You're a voice
in my head.

1904
02:10:58,807 --> 02:11:01,505
You're a voice in mine. You're a fucking
hallucination.

1905
02:11:01,549 --> 02:11:03,856
Why can't I
get rid of you? You need me.

1906
02:11:03,899 --> 02:11:06,989
- No, I don't. I really don't anymore.
- Hey, you created me.

1907
02:11:07,033 --> 02:11:10,253
I didn't create some loser alter ego to make myself feel better.

1908
02:11:10,297 --> 02:11:12,690
Take some responsibility. I do.

1909
02:11:12,734 --> 02:11:16,129
I am responsible for all of it,
and I accept that.

1910
02:11:16,172 --> 02:11:18,392
So, please,
I'm begging you...

1911
02:11:18,435 --> 02:11:20,002
Please call this off.

1912
02:11:22,396 --> 02:11:25,834
Have I ever let us down?

1913
02:11:25,878 --> 02:11:28,010
How far have you come
because of me?

1914
02:11:33,973 --> 02:11:36,279
I will bring us through this.

1915
02:11:36,323 --> 02:11:40,109
As always, I will carry you,
kicking and screaming,

1916
02:11:40,153 --> 02:11:42,459
and in the end,
you will thank me.

1917
02:11:42,503 --> 02:11:44,548
Tyler...

1918
02:11:44,592 --> 02:11:46,811
Tyler,
I'm grateful to you...

1919
02:11:46,855 --> 02:11:49,336
for everything
that you've done for me.

1920
02:11:49,379 --> 02:11:53,514
- But this is too much. I don't want this.
- What do you want?

1921
02:11:53,557 --> 02:11:57,257
Want to go back to the shit job,
fucking condo world, watching sitcoms?

1922
02:11:57,300 --> 02:11:59,172
Fuck you. I won't do it.

1923
02:11:59,215 --> 02:12:02,784
Oh, my God.
This can't be happening.

1924
02:12:02,827 --> 02:12:06,657
It's already done, so shut up.
Sixty seconds. Can you see all right?

1925
02:12:06,701 --> 02:12:08,442
No.

1926
02:12:08,485 --> 02:12:11,184
I can figure this out.

1927
02:12:11,227 --> 02:12:13,099
I can figure this out.
This isn't even real.

1928
02:12:13,142 --> 02:12:15,144
You're not real. That gun is...

1929
02:12:15,188 --> 02:12:16,711
That gun isn't
even in your hand.

1930
02:12:18,321 --> 02:12:20,106
That gun's in my hand.

1931
02:12:25,546 --> 02:12:27,765
Hey, good for you.
Doesn't change a thing.

1932
02:12:36,687 --> 02:12:39,473
Why do you want to put
a gun to your head?

1933
02:12:39,516 --> 02:12:42,128
Not my head, Tyler.

1934
02:12:42,171 --> 02:12:44,086
Our head.

1935
02:12:45,958 --> 02:12:47,350
Interesting.

1936
02:12:50,875 --> 02:12:53,356
Where are you going
with this, Ikea boy?

1937
02:13:00,015 --> 02:13:02,713
Hey, it's you and me.

1938
02:13:06,500 --> 02:13:08,371
Friends.

1939
02:13:09,546 --> 02:13:11,461
Tyler,

1940
02:13:13,681 --> 02:13:16,423
I want you to really
listen to me.

1941
02:13:16,466 --> 02:13:18,903
Okay.

1942
02:13:20,427 --> 02:13:22,211
My eyes are open.

1943
02:13:39,620 --> 02:13:41,839
What's that smell?

1944
02:14:02,686 --> 02:14:04,384
Where is everybody? I don't know.
What's goin' on?

1945
02:14:05,689 --> 02:14:06,690
Mr. Durden!

1946
02:14:07,865 --> 02:14:09,693
Oh, my God.

1947
02:14:09,737 --> 02:14:11,521
Sir?

1948
02:14:13,132 --> 02:14:16,439
Are you, uh...

1949
02:14:16,483 --> 02:14:18,441
Are you all right, sir?

1950
02:14:18,485 --> 02:14:20,748
Oh, yeah, I'm okay.

1951
02:14:20,791 --> 02:14:22,445
You look terrible, sir. What happened?

1952
02:14:22,489 --> 02:14:24,012
Oh, nothing.
It's no problem.

1953
02:14:24,056 --> 02:14:26,667
Oh, no, no, sir.
He's not kidding.

1954
02:14:26,710 --> 02:14:28,364
You look really awful.
You need medical assistance.

1955
02:14:28,408 --> 02:14:30,584
I'm fine.

1956
02:14:30,627 --> 02:14:33,021
Look, I'm fine. Everything's fine.

1957
02:14:33,065 --> 02:14:35,284
Come on.

1958
02:14:35,328 --> 02:14:37,678
Ow!

1959
02:14:37,721 --> 02:14:40,811
- Let-Let her go.
- Christ Almighty!

1960
02:14:40,855 --> 02:14:42,639
You!

1961
02:14:42,683 --> 02:14:45,512
Hi, Marla.

1962
02:14:45,555 --> 02:14:49,124
Leave her with me and get your stuff.
I'll meet you downstairs.

1963
02:14:49,168 --> 02:14:51,561
- Are you sure?
- Yes, I'm sure.

1964
02:14:53,346 --> 02:14:55,565
You fucker!

1965
02:14:55,609 --> 02:14:57,698
What kind of sick fucking game are you playing now,

1966
02:14:57,741 --> 02:15:00,353
putting me on a fucking bu...
Oh, my God, your face!

1967
02:15:00,396 --> 02:15:01,832
Yeah, I know.

1968
02:15:06,620 --> 02:15:08,622
What happened?

1969
02:15:08,665 --> 02:15:09,884
Don't ask.

1970
02:15:09,927 --> 02:15:11,842
You're shot. Yes, I'm shot.

1971
02:15:11,886 --> 02:15:14,062
Oh, my God.

1972
02:15:14,106 --> 02:15:16,804
I can't believe
he's standing. One tough motherfucker.

1973
02:15:20,677 --> 02:15:22,592
Who did this?

1974
02:15:22,636 --> 02:15:25,204
I did, actually.

1975
02:15:25,247 --> 02:15:28,642
Find some gauze.

1976
02:15:28,685 --> 02:15:30,861
You shot yourself?

1977
02:15:30,905 --> 02:15:33,473
Yes, but it's okay.
Marla, look at me.

1978
02:15:33,516 --> 02:15:35,823
I'm really okay.

1979
02:15:35,866 --> 02:15:37,912
Trust me.

1980
02:15:37,955 --> 02:15:39,914
Everything's gonna be fine.

1981
02:15:52,883 --> 02:15:55,582
You met me at a very
strange time in my life.

1982
02:15:58,019 --> 02:16:00,108
♪ With your feet on the air

1983
02:16:00,152 --> 02:16:02,066
♪ And your head on the ground ♪

1984
02:16:05,157 --> 02:16:10,336
♪ Try this trick and spin it, yeah ♪

1985
02:16:10,379 --> 02:16:14,078
♪ Your head'll collapse if there's nothing in it ♪

1986
02:16:14,122 --> 02:16:16,516
♪ And you'll ask yourself

1987
02:16:16,559 --> 02:16:19,345
♪ Where is my mind

1988
02:16:19,388 --> 02:16:20,998
♪ Where is my mind

1989
02:16:21,042 --> 02:16:25,351
♪ Where is my mind

1990
02:16:33,097 --> 02:16:37,189
♪ Way out in the water

1991
02:16:37,232 --> 02:16:39,060
♪ See it swimming

1992
02:16:45,327 --> 02:16:48,591
♪ I was swimming in the Caribbean ♪

1993
02:16:51,594 --> 02:16:55,250
♪ Animals were hiding behind the rock ♪

1994
02:16:57,948 --> 02:17:01,474
♪ Except for little fish when they told me east is west ♪

1995
02:17:01,517 --> 02:17:03,258
♪ Trying to talk to me coy koi ♪

1996
02:17:03,302 --> 02:17:06,261
♪ Where is my mind

1997
02:17:06,305 --> 02:17:07,915
♪ Where is my mind

1998
02:17:07,958 --> 02:17:12,354
♪ Where is my mind

1999
02:17:19,970 --> 02:17:23,713
♪ Way out in the water

2000
02:17:23,757 --> 02:17:26,455
♪ See it swimming

2001
02:17:39,990 --> 02:17:43,646
♪ With your feet on the air and your head on the ground ♪

2002
02:17:47,084 --> 02:17:52,394
♪ Try this trick and spin it, yeah ♪

2003
02:17:52,438 --> 02:17:55,963
♪ Your head'll collapse if there's nothing in it ♪

2004
02:17:56,006 --> 02:17:58,139
♪ And you'll ask yourself

2005
02:17:58,182 --> 02:18:00,794
♪ Where is my mind

2006
02:18:00,837 --> 02:18:02,883
♪ Where is my mind

2007
02:18:02,926 --> 02:18:07,017
♪ Where is my mind

2008
02:18:14,590 --> 02:18:19,378
♪ Way out in the water

2009
02:18:19,421 --> 02:18:21,336
♪ See it swimming

2010
02:18:32,434 --> 02:18:36,133
♪ With your feet on the air and your head on the ground ♪

2011
02:18:39,398 --> 02:18:42,531
♪ Try this trick and spin it

2011
02:18:43,305 --> 02:19:43,787
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