1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Who are the real-world Illuminati ? Find out @ saveanilluminati.com 2 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:08,470 People are always ask me if I know Tyler Durden. 3 00:02:08,507 --> 00:02:09,463 Three minutes. 4 00:02:10,042 --> 00:02:10,973 This is it. 5 00:02:11,248 --> 00:02:12,374 Ground zero. 6 00:02:13,042 --> 00:02:15,201 Do you have a speech for the occasion? 7 00:02:16,669 --> 00:02:19,862 With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels. 8 00:02:19,995 --> 00:02:21,409 I can't think of anything. 9 00:02:21,573 --> 00:02:25,906 For a second, I totally forget about Tyler's controlled demolition thing 10 00:02:25,965 --> 00:02:28,125 and I wonder how clean that gun is. 11 00:02:28,227 --> 00:02:29,486 It's getting exciting now. 12 00:02:30,155 --> 00:02:32,866 That old thing, how you always hurt the one you love. 13 00:02:33,346 --> 00:02:34,860 Well, it works both ways. 14 00:02:35,974 --> 00:02:39,395 We have frontrow seats for this theater of mass destruction. 15 00:02:40,026 --> 00:02:42,534 The Demolitions Committee of Project Mayhem 16 00:02:42,559 --> 00:02:45,996 wrapped the foundation columns of a dozen buildings with blasting gelatin. 17 00:02:47,101 --> 00:02:49,759 And a few square blocks will be reduced to smouldering rubble. 18 00:02:49,784 --> 00:02:52,767 And a few blocks will be reduced to smouldering rubble. 19 00:02:53,748 --> 00:02:54,683 I know this... 20 00:02:54,973 --> 00:02:56,407 because Tyler knows this. 21 00:02:57,004 --> 00:02:57,936 Two and a half. 22 00:02:58,347 --> 00:03:00,406 Think of everything we have accomplished. 23 00:03:00,448 --> 00:03:03,025 And suddenly I realize that all of this, 24 00:03:03,049 --> 00:03:05,483 the gun, the bombs, the revolution, 25 00:03:06,066 --> 00:03:09,070 has got something to do with a girl named Marla Singer. 26 00:03:11,365 --> 00:03:11,909 Bob. 27 00:03:12,623 --> 00:03:13,876 Bob had bitch tits. 28 00:03:14,596 --> 00:03:16,090 This was a support group, 29 00:03:16,115 --> 00:03:18,010 for men with testicular cancer. 30 00:03:18,747 --> 00:03:20,834 The big moosie slobbering all over me, 31 00:03:20,858 --> 00:03:21,982 that was Bob. 32 00:03:22,402 --> 00:03:23,722 We are still men. 33 00:03:24,352 --> 00:03:25,762 Yes, we are men. 34 00:03:26,194 --> 00:03:28,108 Men is what we are. 35 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:30,803 Eight months ago, Bob's testicles were removed. 36 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:32,533 Then hormone therapy. 37 00:03:33,159 --> 00:03:36,340 He developed bitch tits because his testosterone was too high 38 00:03:36,365 --> 00:03:37,832 and his body upped the oestrogen. 39 00:03:38,225 --> 00:03:39,541 Then now that was where I fit. 40 00:03:39,543 --> 00:03:42,549 I think they are gonna have to open up my pecs again and drain the fluid. 41 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:44,469 Between those huge, sweating tits 42 00:03:44,494 --> 00:03:45,984 that hung enormous, 43 00:03:46,008 --> 00:03:47,924 the way you would think of God's as big. 44 00:03:48,112 --> 00:03:48,904 Ok. 45 00:03:49,228 --> 00:03:50,451 You cry now. 46 00:03:51,604 --> 00:03:53,017 No, wait. Back up. 47 00:03:53,293 --> 00:03:54,390 Let me start earlier. 48 00:03:55,244 --> 00:03:56,245 For six months, 49 00:03:56,410 --> 00:03:57,564 I couldn't sleep. 50 00:03:57,677 --> 00:03:58,757 I couldn't sleep... 51 00:03:58,797 --> 00:03:59,924 I couldn't sleep... 52 00:04:00,389 --> 00:04:02,217 With insomnia, nothing is real. 53 00:04:03,599 --> 00:04:05,090 Everything is far away. 54 00:04:05,639 --> 00:04:07,089 Everything is a copy, 55 00:04:07,415 --> 00:04:08,201 of a copy, 56 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:09,479 of a copy. 57 00:04:12,899 --> 00:04:15,088 When deepspace exploration ramps up, 58 00:04:15,113 --> 00:04:17,646 it will be the corporations that name everything. 59 00:04:18,199 --> 00:04:20,119 The IBM Stellar Sphere. 60 00:04:20,659 --> 00:04:22,489 The Microsoft Galaxy. 61 00:04:22,949 --> 00:04:24,489 The Planet Starbucks. 62 00:04:25,508 --> 00:04:27,104 I need you out of town a little more this week. 63 00:04:27,128 --> 00:04:28,469 We have got some red flags to cover. 64 00:04:28,522 --> 00:04:29,903 It must have been Tuesday. 65 00:04:29,927 --> 00:04:32,122 He was wearing his cornflower blue tie. 66 00:04:32,162 --> 00:04:34,908 You want me to deprioritise my current reports, Yep. 67 00:04:34,932 --> 00:04:36,863 Until you advise of a status upgrade? 68 00:04:36,888 --> 00:04:38,370 Make these your primary action items. 69 00:04:38,825 --> 00:04:39,788 Here is your flight coupons. 70 00:04:39,812 --> 00:04:41,259 Call me from the road if there is any snags. 71 00:04:41,438 --> 00:04:42,666 He was full of pep. 72 00:04:43,257 --> 00:04:45,347 Must have had his grande latte enema. 73 00:04:47,567 --> 00:04:50,090 Like so many others, I had become a slave, 74 00:04:50,260 --> 00:04:52,112 to the Ikea nesting instinct. 75 00:04:52,137 --> 00:04:53,552 Good morning. Yes. 76 00:04:53,576 --> 00:04:56,557 I would like to order Erika Pekkari dust ruffles. 77 00:04:56,581 --> 00:04:57,349 Please hold. 78 00:04:57,422 --> 00:05:00,296 If I saw something clever, like a little coffee table 79 00:05:00,321 --> 00:05:02,007 in the shape of a yinyang, 80 00:05:02,033 --> 00:05:03,269 I had to have it. 81 00:05:04,267 --> 00:05:06,421 The Klipsk personal office unit. 82 00:05:06,747 --> 00:05:08,966 The Hovetrekke home Exerbike. 83 00:05:09,413 --> 00:05:12,959 Or the Ohamshab sofa with the Strinne green stripe pattern. 84 00:05:13,592 --> 00:05:15,407 Even the Ryslampa wire lamps 85 00:05:15,431 --> 00:05:18,045 of environmentally friendly unbleached paper. 86 00:05:18,592 --> 00:05:20,499 I'd flip through catalogues and wonder 87 00:05:20,605 --> 00:05:23,599 What kind of dining set defines me as a person? 88 00:05:24,559 --> 00:05:25,959 I had it all. 89 00:05:25,983 --> 00:05:29,208 Even the glass dishes with tiny bubbles and imperfections, 90 00:05:29,404 --> 00:05:31,720 proof that they were crafted by the honest, 91 00:05:31,745 --> 00:05:33,193 simple hardworking, 92 00:05:33,217 --> 00:05:34,970 indigenous peoples of... Please hold. 93 00:05:34,995 --> 00:05:35,839 Wherever. 94 00:05:35,864 --> 00:05:36,887 I was holding. 95 00:05:36,911 --> 00:05:38,279 Your call is important to us. 96 00:05:38,495 --> 00:05:40,199 We used to read pornography. 97 00:05:40,368 --> 00:05:42,199 Now it was the Horchow collection. 98 00:05:42,392 --> 00:05:42,893 No. 99 00:05:43,172 --> 00:05:45,145 You can't die from insomnia. 100 00:05:45,235 --> 00:05:46,865 What about narcolepsy? 101 00:05:47,252 --> 00:05:51,412 I nod off, I wake up in strange places. I have no idea how I got there. 102 00:05:51,578 --> 00:05:53,195 You need to lighten up. 103 00:05:53,219 --> 00:05:55,339 Can you please just give me something? 104 00:05:55,525 --> 00:05:56,949 Red and blue Tuinals, 105 00:05:56,973 --> 00:05:58,703 lipstickred Seconals... 106 00:05:59,049 --> 00:05:59,701 No. 107 00:06:00,436 --> 00:06:02,339 You need healthy, natural sleep. 108 00:06:03,089 --> 00:06:06,708 Chew some valerian root and get more exercise. 109 00:06:09,559 --> 00:06:10,754 Hey, come on. 110 00:06:10,778 --> 00:06:12,005 I am in pain. 111 00:06:12,268 --> 00:06:13,559 You wanna see pain? 112 00:06:13,649 --> 00:06:16,134 Swing by First Methodist, Tuesday nights. 113 00:06:16,158 --> 00:06:18,439 See the guys with testicular cancer. 114 00:06:19,106 --> 00:06:20,093 That's pain. 115 00:06:36,289 --> 00:06:38,073 I always wanted three kids. 116 00:06:39,008 --> 00:06:40,262 Two boys and a girl. 117 00:06:40,919 --> 00:06:43,379 Mindy wanted two girls and a boy. 118 00:06:43,969 --> 00:06:45,880 We never could agree on anything. 119 00:06:47,906 --> 00:06:48,876 Well, she had... 120 00:06:49,339 --> 00:06:51,156 she had her first child last week... 121 00:06:51,939 --> 00:06:52,832 a girl. 122 00:06:54,729 --> 00:06:55,716 With her... 123 00:06:56,039 --> 00:06:57,173 with her new husband. 124 00:07:01,645 --> 00:07:02,893 And thank God. You know? 125 00:07:04,162 --> 00:07:05,602 I. I am glad for her. 126 00:07:07,378 --> 00:07:09,995 Bec... because she deserves it. 127 00:07:14,079 --> 00:07:17,250 Everyone, let's thank Thomas for sharing himself with us. 128 00:07:17,742 --> 00:07:19,157 Thank you, Thomas. 129 00:07:19,915 --> 00:07:22,957 I look around this room, and I see a lot of courage. 130 00:07:23,404 --> 00:07:25,048 And that gives me strength. 131 00:07:25,588 --> 00:07:27,228 We give each other strength. 132 00:07:27,944 --> 00:07:29,484 It's time for the one on ones. 133 00:07:29,509 --> 00:07:32,762 So let's all of us follow Thomas good example and... 134 00:07:33,007 --> 00:07:34,568 really open ourselves up. 135 00:07:35,212 --> 00:07:36,581 Could you find a partner? 136 00:07:39,809 --> 00:07:41,949 And this is how I met the big moosie. 137 00:07:43,811 --> 00:07:46,256 His eyes already shrinkwrapped in tears. 138 00:07:49,235 --> 00:07:50,812 Knees together. 139 00:07:50,982 --> 00:07:52,567 Those awkward little steps. 140 00:07:58,032 --> 00:07:59,798 My name is Bob. Bob? 141 00:08:00,864 --> 00:08:02,931 Bob had been a champion body builder. 142 00:08:03,324 --> 00:08:06,431 You know that chest expansion program you see on late night TV? 143 00:08:06,784 --> 00:08:08,154 That was his idea. 144 00:08:08,386 --> 00:08:09,479 I was a juicer. 145 00:08:10,662 --> 00:08:12,752 You know, using steroids. 146 00:08:14,059 --> 00:08:15,504 Diabonal and... 147 00:08:16,931 --> 00:08:17,859 Wisterol. 148 00:08:18,752 --> 00:08:21,252 They use that on racehorses, for Christ is sakes. 149 00:08:22,855 --> 00:08:23,679 And now I am... 150 00:08:24,349 --> 00:08:25,180 bankrupt... 151 00:08:25,784 --> 00:08:26,864 I am divorced, 152 00:08:28,569 --> 00:08:29,893 my two grown kids, 153 00:08:31,757 --> 00:08:33,686 won't even return my phone calls. 154 00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:38,513 Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big, rubbery one. 155 00:08:41,629 --> 00:08:42,531 Go ahead... 156 00:08:42,795 --> 00:08:43,624 Cornelius. 157 00:08:44,775 --> 00:08:45,815 You can cry. 158 00:09:00,939 --> 00:09:02,134 And then... 159 00:09:02,158 --> 00:09:03,427 something happened. 160 00:09:04,379 --> 00:09:06,012 I let go. That's really good. 161 00:09:07,039 --> 00:09:08,259 Lost in oblivion. 162 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:11,499 Dark and silent and complete. 163 00:09:13,805 --> 00:09:15,029 I found freedom. 164 00:09:16,039 --> 00:09:18,460 Losing all hope was freedom. 165 00:09:20,329 --> 00:09:21,253 It's ok. 166 00:09:25,155 --> 00:09:26,835 Babies don't sleep this well. 167 00:09:30,469 --> 00:09:32,875 I became addicted. 168 00:09:46,855 --> 00:09:48,305 If I didn't say anything, 169 00:09:49,261 --> 00:09:51,289 people always assumed the worst. 170 00:09:55,442 --> 00:09:56,669 They cried harder... 171 00:09:57,699 --> 00:09:58,949 then I cried harder. 172 00:10:07,669 --> 00:10:10,327 Now we are going to open the green door, 173 00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:11,972 the heart chakra... 174 00:10:12,139 --> 00:10:13,822 I was not really dying. 175 00:10:14,469 --> 00:10:17,037 I was not host to cancer or parasites. 176 00:10:18,181 --> 00:10:22,150 I was the warm little centre that the life of this world crowded around. 177 00:10:22,519 --> 00:10:24,174 Imagine your pain, 178 00:10:24,384 --> 00:10:26,705 as a white ball of healing light. 179 00:10:27,582 --> 00:10:30,662 It moves over your body, healing you. 180 00:10:31,379 --> 00:10:32,891 Now keep this going. 181 00:10:32,915 --> 00:10:34,169 Remember to breathe. 182 00:10:34,409 --> 00:10:37,699 And step forward through the back door of the room. 183 00:10:38,699 --> 00:10:40,062 Where does it lead? 184 00:10:40,955 --> 00:10:42,585 To your cave. 185 00:10:43,169 --> 00:10:46,419 Step forward into your cave. 186 00:10:47,379 --> 00:10:48,839 That's right. 187 00:10:49,209 --> 00:10:52,509 You are going deeper into your cave, 188 00:10:53,049 --> 00:10:55,038 and you are going to find... 189 00:10:55,735 --> 00:10:57,575 your power animal. 190 00:11:00,099 --> 00:11:01,479 Slide. 191 00:11:12,445 --> 00:11:14,219 Every evening I died. 192 00:11:15,582 --> 00:11:17,918 And every evening I was born again. 193 00:11:18,739 --> 00:11:19,835 Resurrected. 194 00:11:22,909 --> 00:11:26,422 Bob loved me because he thought my testicles were removed too. 195 00:11:27,079 --> 00:11:28,321 Being there, 196 00:11:28,625 --> 00:11:30,282 pressed against his tits, 197 00:11:30,439 --> 00:11:31,682 ready to cry. 198 00:11:32,129 --> 00:11:33,859 This was my vacation. 199 00:11:37,929 --> 00:11:39,040 And she... 200 00:11:39,442 --> 00:11:41,599 ruined everything. 201 00:11:41,679 --> 00:11:43,122 This is cancer, right? 202 00:11:46,939 --> 00:11:48,966 This chick, Marla Singer, 203 00:11:48,991 --> 00:11:51,109 did not have testicular cancer. 204 00:11:51,689 --> 00:11:53,066 She was a liar. 205 00:11:53,439 --> 00:11:55,523 She had no diseases at all. 206 00:11:56,170 --> 00:11:57,851 I had seen her at Free and Clear, 207 00:11:57,875 --> 00:11:59,909 my blood parasites group, Thursdays. 208 00:11:59,989 --> 00:12:01,021 Then at Hope, 209 00:12:01,212 --> 00:12:03,286 my bimonthly sicklecell circle. 210 00:12:04,079 --> 00:12:05,984 And again at Seize the Day, 211 00:12:06,194 --> 00:12:08,015 my tuberculosis, Friday night. 212 00:12:11,129 --> 00:12:12,157 Marla, 213 00:12:12,589 --> 00:12:14,099 the big tourist. 214 00:12:14,629 --> 00:12:16,789 Her lie reflected my lie. 215 00:12:17,129 --> 00:12:18,246 And suddenly, 216 00:12:18,270 --> 00:12:19,719 I felt nothing. 217 00:12:19,799 --> 00:12:21,249 I couldn't cry. 218 00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:23,168 So once again, 219 00:12:23,418 --> 00:12:24,655 I couldn't sleep. 220 00:12:36,819 --> 00:12:37,807 Next group, 221 00:12:38,010 --> 00:12:39,498 after guided meditation, 222 00:12:39,804 --> 00:12:41,645 after we open our heart chakras, 223 00:12:41,669 --> 00:12:42,917 when it's time to hug, 224 00:12:43,017 --> 00:12:45,749 I'm gonna grab that bitch Marla Singer and scream 225 00:12:45,829 --> 00:12:47,234 Marla, you liar! 226 00:12:47,258 --> 00:12:49,895 You big tourist! I need this! Now, get out! 227 00:12:51,709 --> 00:12:53,829 I hadn't slept in four days. 228 00:12:56,085 --> 00:12:58,582 When you have insomnia, you are never really asleep 229 00:12:59,719 --> 00:13:01,441 and you are never really awake. 230 00:13:04,269 --> 00:13:06,127 To begin tonight's communion, 231 00:13:06,151 --> 00:13:08,349 Chloe would like to say a few words. 232 00:13:09,479 --> 00:13:10,548 Oh, yeah. 233 00:13:11,072 --> 00:13:11,842 Chloe. 234 00:13:13,185 --> 00:13:15,507 Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep is skeleton would look 235 00:13:15,532 --> 00:13:19,245 if you made it smile and walk around a party being extra nice to everybody. 236 00:13:20,115 --> 00:13:21,572 Well, I am still here. 237 00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:24,482 But I don't know for how long. 238 00:13:25,652 --> 00:13:28,122 That's as much certainty as anyone can give me. 239 00:13:29,415 --> 00:13:31,089 But I have got some good news. 240 00:13:32,038 --> 00:13:34,348 I no longer have any fear of death. 241 00:13:38,299 --> 00:13:38,994 But... 242 00:13:39,266 --> 00:13:42,012 I am in a pretty lonely place. 243 00:13:43,279 --> 00:13:45,406 No one will have sex with me. 244 00:13:46,830 --> 00:13:47,870 I am so close to the end, 245 00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:50,205 and all I want is to get laid for the last time. 246 00:13:51,903 --> 00:13:55,135 I have pornographic movies in my apartment and... 247 00:13:55,232 --> 00:13:58,009 lubricants and amyl nitrite. Thank you, Chloe. 248 00:13:58,989 --> 00:14:00,098 Everyone let's... 249 00:14:00,368 --> 00:14:01,355 thank Chloe. 250 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:04,069 Thank you, Chloe. 251 00:14:06,289 --> 00:14:07,564 Now let's... 252 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,995 ready ourself for guided meditation. 253 00:14:12,249 --> 00:14:14,830 You are standing at the entrance of your cave. 254 00:14:15,799 --> 00:14:19,009 You step inside your cave and you walk... 255 00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:20,827 if I did have a tumour, 256 00:14:21,317 --> 00:14:22,777 I'd name it Marla. 257 00:14:23,759 --> 00:14:24,688 Marla. 258 00:14:25,261 --> 00:14:27,354 The little scratch on the roof of your mouth 259 00:14:27,379 --> 00:14:29,794 that would heal if you could stop tonguing it, 260 00:14:30,013 --> 00:14:30,897 but you can't. 261 00:14:30,922 --> 00:14:34,302 Deeper into your cave as you walk. 262 00:14:35,968 --> 00:14:39,298 You feel the healing energy of this place all around you. 263 00:14:41,029 --> 00:14:43,109 Now find your power animal. 264 00:14:47,492 --> 00:14:48,644 Slide. 265 00:14:52,949 --> 00:14:53,693 Ok. 266 00:14:53,969 --> 00:14:55,482 Let's partner up. 267 00:14:55,922 --> 00:14:58,249 Pick someone special to you tonight. 268 00:15:04,469 --> 00:15:05,264 Hey. 269 00:15:07,122 --> 00:15:09,042 We need to talk. Sure. 270 00:15:14,189 --> 00:15:15,215 I am onto you. 271 00:15:15,487 --> 00:15:17,092 What? Yeah. 272 00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:19,289 You are a faker. You are not dying. 273 00:15:20,150 --> 00:15:20,899 Sorry? 274 00:15:20,924 --> 00:15:22,545 In the Tibetan philosophy, 275 00:15:22,569 --> 00:15:25,504 Sylvia Plath sense, I know we are all dying. 276 00:15:25,659 --> 00:15:28,052 Alright, but you are not dying the way Chloe back there is dying. 277 00:15:29,489 --> 00:15:30,265 So? 278 00:15:31,249 --> 00:15:32,672 So you are a tourist. 279 00:15:33,459 --> 00:15:34,567 I have seen you. 280 00:15:34,591 --> 00:15:36,486 I saw you at melanoma, 281 00:15:36,789 --> 00:15:38,028 I saw you at tuberculosis. 282 00:15:38,053 --> 00:15:40,069 I saw you at testicular cancer! 283 00:15:40,094 --> 00:15:41,539 I saw you practising this. 284 00:15:42,349 --> 00:15:44,069 Practising what? Telling me off. 285 00:15:44,545 --> 00:15:46,371 Is it going as well as you hoped... 286 00:15:46,921 --> 00:15:47,735 Rupert? 287 00:15:48,914 --> 00:15:49,833 I will expose you. 288 00:15:49,857 --> 00:15:51,540 Go ahead. I will expose you. 289 00:15:51,849 --> 00:15:54,995 Alright, come together. Let yourselves cry. 290 00:16:02,859 --> 00:16:04,505 Oh, God. Why are you doing this? 291 00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:07,072 It's cheaper than a movie and there is free coffee's. 292 00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:08,101 Look... 293 00:16:08,459 --> 00:16:10,103 this is important. Ok. 294 00:16:10,127 --> 00:16:11,132 These are my groups. 295 00:16:11,157 --> 00:16:13,011 I have been coming for over a year. 296 00:16:13,199 --> 00:16:14,357 Why do you do it? 297 00:16:15,207 --> 00:16:16,209 I don't know. 298 00:16:16,344 --> 00:16:20,184 When people think you are dying, then they really really listen to you instead of just... 299 00:16:20,209 --> 00:16:22,622 Instead of waiting for their turn to speak. 300 00:16:24,502 --> 00:16:25,285 Yeah. 301 00:16:26,222 --> 00:16:26,956 Yeah. 302 00:16:27,772 --> 00:16:30,352 Share yourself, completely. 303 00:16:31,639 --> 00:16:34,465 Look, you don't want to get into this. It becomes an addiction. 304 00:16:34,565 --> 00:16:35,420 Really? 305 00:16:36,138 --> 00:16:37,964 I am not kidding. I can't cry, 306 00:16:37,988 --> 00:16:40,149 if another faker is present, and I need this. 307 00:16:40,229 --> 00:16:42,195 So you gotta find somewhere else to go. 308 00:16:43,092 --> 00:16:44,554 Candystripe a cancer ward. 309 00:16:44,578 --> 00:16:45,852 It's not my problem. 310 00:16:48,989 --> 00:16:50,018 Wait, wait, wait. 311 00:16:50,815 --> 00:16:52,015 Hold on. Hold on. I will tell you. 312 00:16:52,075 --> 00:16:53,730 We are gonna split up the week, ok? 313 00:16:53,754 --> 00:16:55,804 You take lymphoma and tuberculosis. 314 00:16:55,829 --> 00:16:58,499 You take tuberculosis. My smoking doesn't go over at all. 315 00:16:58,579 --> 00:17:00,111 Ok. Good. Fine. 316 00:17:00,135 --> 00:17:02,255 Testicular cancer should be no contest, ok. 317 00:17:02,335 --> 00:17:04,991 Technically, I have more right to be there than you. 318 00:17:05,015 --> 00:17:06,129 You still have your balls. 319 00:17:06,219 --> 00:17:07,827 You are kidding. I don't know. 320 00:17:07,851 --> 00:17:08,589 Am I? 321 00:17:09,016 --> 00:17:10,129 No. No. 322 00:17:10,205 --> 00:17:11,581 What do you want? 323 00:17:11,956 --> 00:17:13,125 I will take the parasites. 324 00:17:13,509 --> 00:17:16,469 You can't have both the parasites, but why don't you take the blood parasites. 325 00:17:16,496 --> 00:17:17,679 I want brain parasites. 326 00:17:17,769 --> 00:17:21,060 I will take the blood parasites, but I am gonna take the organic brain dementia. 327 00:17:21,085 --> 00:17:22,008 I want that. 328 00:17:22,032 --> 00:17:23,608 You can't have the whole brain. 329 00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:24,719 So far, you have four. 330 00:17:24,743 --> 00:17:26,029 I only have two. 331 00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:26,804 Ok. 332 00:17:27,511 --> 00:17:29,865 Take both the parasites. they are yours. 333 00:17:30,319 --> 00:17:31,805 Now we both have three... 334 00:17:36,068 --> 00:17:38,069 Hey! You left half your clothes. 335 00:17:54,559 --> 00:17:56,584 What, are you selling those? Yes, 336 00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:58,158 I am selling some clothes. 337 00:17:58,765 --> 00:17:59,462 So, 338 00:17:59,892 --> 00:18:00,957 we each have three. That's six. 339 00:18:00,982 --> 00:18:03,229 What about the seventh day? I want ascending bowel cancer. 340 00:18:03,309 --> 00:18:05,309 The girl had done her homework. 341 00:18:05,648 --> 00:18:06,844 No. No. I want... 342 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,304 I want bowel cancer. 343 00:18:09,142 --> 00:18:10,502 That's your favourite too? 344 00:18:10,859 --> 00:18:12,517 Tried to slip it by me? 345 00:18:13,119 --> 00:18:14,489 Look, we are gonna split it. Ok? 346 00:18:14,869 --> 00:18:16,805 Take the first and third Sunday of the month. 347 00:18:20,119 --> 00:18:20,926 Deal. 348 00:18:23,959 --> 00:18:25,363 Looks like this is goodbye. 349 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:27,880 Well, let's not make a big thing out of it, ok. 350 00:18:27,935 --> 00:18:29,633 How is this for not making a big thing? 351 00:18:34,799 --> 00:18:35,915 Hey, Marla! 352 00:18:36,312 --> 00:18:37,245 Marla! 353 00:18:39,115 --> 00:18:40,877 Maybe we should exchange numbers. 354 00:18:41,432 --> 00:18:42,535 Should we? 355 00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:44,267 We might wanna switch nights. 356 00:18:46,218 --> 00:18:46,934 Ok. 357 00:18:52,659 --> 00:18:54,557 This is how I met Marla Singer. 358 00:18:56,492 --> 00:18:59,991 Marla's philosophy of life is that she might die at any moment. 359 00:19:00,449 --> 00:19:01,941 The tragedy she said, 360 00:19:01,965 --> 00:19:02,999 was that she didn't. 361 00:19:03,134 --> 00:19:05,288 It doesn't have your name! Who are you? 362 00:19:05,588 --> 00:19:06,779 Cornelius? 363 00:19:06,803 --> 00:19:07,780 Rupert? 364 00:19:07,804 --> 00:19:08,582 Travis? 365 00:19:08,879 --> 00:19:11,213 Any of the stupid names you give each night? 366 00:19:14,792 --> 00:19:16,433 You wake up at SeaTac. 367 00:19:17,259 --> 00:19:18,333 SFO. 368 00:19:18,803 --> 00:19:20,019 LAX. 369 00:19:20,809 --> 00:19:22,295 You wake up at O'Hare. 370 00:19:22,798 --> 00:19:24,047 Dallas Fort Worth. 371 00:19:24,358 --> 00:19:25,564 BWI. 372 00:19:26,150 --> 00:19:28,259 Pacific. Mountain. Central. 373 00:19:28,504 --> 00:19:30,324 Lose an hour. Gain an hour. 374 00:19:30,384 --> 00:19:33,420 Check in for that flight doesn't begin for another two hours, sir. 375 00:19:33,605 --> 00:19:34,557 This is your life, 376 00:19:34,581 --> 00:19:36,800 and it's ending one minute at a time. 377 00:19:37,919 --> 00:19:40,024 You wake up at Air Harbour International. 378 00:19:41,779 --> 00:19:43,688 If you wake up at a different time, 379 00:19:43,991 --> 00:19:45,164 in a different place, 380 00:19:45,789 --> 00:19:47,885 could you wake up as a different person? 381 00:19:49,549 --> 00:19:51,115 Everywhere I travel, 382 00:19:51,185 --> 00:19:52,294 tiny life. 383 00:19:52,933 --> 00:19:54,458 Single serving sugar, 384 00:19:54,674 --> 00:19:55,995 single serving cream, 385 00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,522 single pat of butter. 386 00:19:58,219 --> 00:20:00,598 The microwave cordon bleu hobby kit. 387 00:20:01,151 --> 00:20:02,627 Shampoo conditioner combos. 388 00:20:03,017 --> 00:20:04,545 Sample package mouth wash. 389 00:20:04,749 --> 00:20:05,997 Tiny bars of soap. 390 00:20:08,364 --> 00:20:10,176 The people I meet on each flight, 391 00:20:10,733 --> 00:20:12,365 they're single serving friends. 392 00:20:13,785 --> 00:20:16,391 Between take off and landing, we have our time together, 393 00:20:16,594 --> 00:20:17,785 but that's all we get. 394 00:20:19,199 --> 00:20:20,449 Welcome! 395 00:20:22,619 --> 00:20:23,962 On a long enough time line, 396 00:20:23,987 --> 00:20:26,622 the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. 397 00:20:27,362 --> 00:20:28,820 I was a recall coordinator. 398 00:20:28,882 --> 00:20:30,919 My job was to apply the formula. 399 00:20:31,141 --> 00:20:34,377 The infant went through the windshield. Three points. 400 00:20:34,402 --> 00:20:38,142 A new car built by my company leaves somewhere travelling at 60mph. 401 00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:40,319 The rear differential locks up. 402 00:20:40,719 --> 00:20:43,599 The teenager's braces are wrapped around the backseat ashtray. 403 00:20:43,679 --> 00:20:45,889 Might make a good antismoking ad. 404 00:20:45,979 --> 00:20:48,849 The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. 405 00:20:48,939 --> 00:20:49,696 Now, 406 00:20:49,914 --> 00:20:51,554 should we initiate a recall? 407 00:20:51,801 --> 00:20:53,216 The father must have been huge. 408 00:20:53,241 --> 00:20:56,412 See where the fat is burned to the seat? The polyester shirt? 409 00:20:57,082 --> 00:20:58,782 Very modern art. 410 00:20:59,178 --> 00:21:01,754 Take the number of vehicles in the field. A. 411 00:21:01,779 --> 00:21:04,665 Multiply it by the probable rate of failure. B. 412 00:21:04,765 --> 00:21:08,152 Then multiply the result by the average outofcourt settlement. C. 413 00:21:08,329 --> 00:21:10,854 A x B x C... 414 00:21:10,879 --> 00:21:12,041 equals X. 415 00:21:12,647 --> 00:21:13,531 If X, 416 00:21:13,555 --> 00:21:15,509 is less than the cost of a recall, 417 00:21:15,925 --> 00:21:17,191 we don't do one. 418 00:21:18,299 --> 00:21:20,885 Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents? 419 00:21:21,096 --> 00:21:22,572 You would not believe. 420 00:21:24,559 --> 00:21:26,632 Which car company do you work for? 421 00:21:27,979 --> 00:21:29,349 A major one. 422 00:21:32,019 --> 00:21:35,479 Every time the plane banked too sharply on take off or landing, 423 00:21:35,569 --> 00:21:37,221 I prayed for a crash, 424 00:21:37,522 --> 00:21:39,069 or a midair collision. 425 00:21:39,149 --> 00:21:40,269 Anything. 426 00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:53,429 Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip. 427 00:21:56,822 --> 00:21:59,202 If you are seated in an emergency exit row, 428 00:21:59,429 --> 00:22:00,202 you know, 429 00:22:01,009 --> 00:22:05,262 and feel you would be unable or unwilling to perform the duties listed on the safety card, 430 00:22:05,849 --> 00:22:08,462 please ask a flight attendant to reseat you. 431 00:22:10,139 --> 00:22:11,839 It's a lot of responsibility. 432 00:22:13,108 --> 00:22:14,359 You want switch seats? 433 00:22:14,439 --> 00:22:17,405 No. I am not sure I am the man for that particular job. 434 00:22:18,176 --> 00:22:20,452 An exit door procedure at 30,000 feet. 435 00:22:22,739 --> 00:22:24,210 The illusion of safety. 436 00:22:25,206 --> 00:22:26,866 Yeah. I guess so. 437 00:22:27,619 --> 00:22:29,937 You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? 438 00:22:30,539 --> 00:22:31,818 So you can breathe. 439 00:22:32,461 --> 00:22:34,485 Oxygen gets you high. 440 00:22:35,599 --> 00:22:39,069 In a catastrophic emergency, you are taking giant panic breaths. 441 00:22:39,259 --> 00:22:40,952 Suddenly you become euphoric, 442 00:22:41,096 --> 00:22:41,953 docile. 443 00:22:42,057 --> 00:22:43,288 You accept your fate. 444 00:22:44,599 --> 00:22:45,898 It's alright here. 445 00:22:47,498 --> 00:22:50,018 Emergency water landing, 600mph. 446 00:22:50,191 --> 00:22:52,791 Blank faces. Calm as Hindu cows. 447 00:22:53,599 --> 00:22:54,738 That's... 448 00:22:56,448 --> 00:22:58,085 That's an interesting theory. 449 00:23:00,899 --> 00:23:01,848 What do you do? 450 00:23:02,198 --> 00:23:03,125 What do you mean? 451 00:23:03,529 --> 00:23:04,949 What do you do for a living? 452 00:23:05,029 --> 00:23:05,768 Why? 453 00:23:06,479 --> 00:23:08,155 So you can pretend like you are interested? 454 00:23:11,662 --> 00:23:12,249 Ok. 455 00:23:12,369 --> 00:23:14,753 You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh. 456 00:23:18,669 --> 00:23:20,501 We have the exact same briefcase. 457 00:23:22,219 --> 00:23:23,001 Soap. 458 00:23:23,588 --> 00:23:24,245 Sorry? 459 00:23:24,707 --> 00:23:26,661 I make and I sell soap. 460 00:23:27,687 --> 00:23:29,293 The yardstick of civilization. 461 00:23:30,513 --> 00:23:31,980 And this is how I met... 462 00:23:32,398 --> 00:23:33,447 Tyler Durden. 463 00:23:34,229 --> 00:23:36,254 Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline 464 00:23:36,279 --> 00:23:38,713 and frozen orange juice concentrate, you can make napalm? 465 00:23:39,649 --> 00:23:42,319 No, I did not know that. Is that true? That's right. 466 00:23:42,399 --> 00:23:45,859 One can make all kinds of explosives using simple household items. 467 00:23:46,069 --> 00:23:46,893 Really? 468 00:23:46,917 --> 00:23:48,362 If one were so inclined. 469 00:23:53,829 --> 00:23:55,318 Tyler, you are by far... 470 00:23:55,468 --> 00:23:58,395 the most interesting single serving friend I have ever met. 471 00:24:00,379 --> 00:24:01,324 See everything, 472 00:24:01,348 --> 00:24:03,047 everything on a plane is single serving. 473 00:24:03,211 --> 00:24:04,759 I get it. It's very clever. 474 00:24:05,219 --> 00:24:06,132 Thank you. 475 00:24:07,589 --> 00:24:08,875 How is that working out for you? 476 00:24:09,422 --> 00:24:11,172 What? Being clever. 477 00:24:12,809 --> 00:24:13,635 Great. 478 00:24:14,749 --> 00:24:15,546 Keep it up, then. 479 00:24:16,234 --> 00:24:17,342 Keep it right up. 480 00:24:19,317 --> 00:24:20,357 Now, a question of etiquette. 481 00:24:20,382 --> 00:24:22,812 As I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? 482 00:24:30,724 --> 00:24:32,820 How I came to live with Tyler is... 483 00:24:33,246 --> 00:24:36,692 Airlines have this policy about vibrating luggage. 484 00:24:44,719 --> 00:24:46,219 Was it ticking? 485 00:24:46,299 --> 00:24:49,589 Actually, throwers don't worry about ticking because modern bombs don't tick. 486 00:24:49,679 --> 00:24:51,040 Sorry. Throwers? 487 00:24:51,264 --> 00:24:52,509 Baggage handlers. 488 00:24:53,559 --> 00:24:55,628 But when a suitcase vibrates, 489 00:24:56,092 --> 00:24:57,706 then the throwers got to call the police. 490 00:24:57,965 --> 00:24:59,173 My suitcase... 491 00:24:59,864 --> 00:25:00,740 was vibrating? 492 00:25:00,765 --> 00:25:03,219 Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but... 493 00:25:04,505 --> 00:25:05,992 every once in a while... 494 00:25:08,909 --> 00:25:10,085 it's a dildo. 495 00:25:11,805 --> 00:25:14,078 Of course it's company policy never to... 496 00:25:14,185 --> 00:25:16,094 imply ownership in the event of a dildo. 497 00:25:16,119 --> 00:25:17,817 We have to use the indefinite article, 498 00:25:17,841 --> 00:25:19,193 a dildo never... 499 00:25:20,141 --> 00:25:21,841 your dildo. 500 00:25:21,955 --> 00:25:23,467 I don't own... 501 00:25:26,907 --> 00:25:28,828 I had everything in that suitcase. 502 00:25:29,071 --> 00:25:30,371 My CK shirts. 503 00:25:30,568 --> 00:25:32,039 My DKNY shoes. 504 00:25:32,395 --> 00:25:33,808 My AX ties. 505 00:25:35,179 --> 00:25:36,179 Never mind. 506 00:25:38,809 --> 00:25:41,439 Hey! That's my car! 507 00:25:48,615 --> 00:25:51,628 Home was a condo on the 15th floor of a filing cabinet 508 00:25:51,715 --> 00:25:53,508 for widows and young professionals. 509 00:25:53,829 --> 00:25:55,829 The walls were solid concrete. 510 00:25:56,069 --> 00:25:57,648 A foot of concrete is important, 511 00:25:57,672 --> 00:25:59,652 when your next door neighbour lets her hearing aid go 512 00:25:59,677 --> 00:26:02,029 and has to watch game shows at full volume. 513 00:26:02,209 --> 00:26:04,238 Or when a volcanic blast 514 00:26:04,262 --> 00:26:06,841 and debris that used to be your furniture and personal effects 515 00:26:06,888 --> 00:26:10,379 blows out of your floor to ceiling windows and sails flaming into the night. 516 00:26:16,996 --> 00:26:18,916 I suppose these things happen. 517 00:26:32,029 --> 00:26:34,035 There is nothing up there. 518 00:26:34,239 --> 00:26:36,353 You can't go into the unit. 519 00:26:36,423 --> 00:26:37,535 Police orders. 520 00:26:46,568 --> 00:26:48,429 Do you have somebody you can call? 521 00:26:49,549 --> 00:26:51,160 How embarrassing. 522 00:26:51,644 --> 00:26:54,030 A houseful of condiments and no food. 523 00:27:04,229 --> 00:27:07,281 The police would later tell me that the pilot light might have gone out, 524 00:27:08,302 --> 00:27:10,282 letting out just a little bit of gas. 525 00:27:11,262 --> 00:27:13,609 That gas could have slowly filled the condo, 526 00:27:13,879 --> 00:27:16,414 1700 square feet with high ceilings, 527 00:27:16,439 --> 00:27:17,592 for days and days. 528 00:27:25,553 --> 00:27:28,247 Then the refrigerator's compressor could have clicked on. 529 00:27:31,262 --> 00:27:31,985 Yeah? 530 00:27:35,219 --> 00:27:36,871 I can hear you breathing, you... 531 00:27:47,462 --> 00:27:50,225 if you ask me now, I couldn't tell you why I called him. 532 00:28:33,399 --> 00:28:34,346 Hello? 533 00:28:34,530 --> 00:28:35,492 Who is this? 534 00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:38,142 Tyler? 535 00:28:39,478 --> 00:28:40,379 Who is this? 536 00:28:41,799 --> 00:28:43,265 We met... We met on the airplane. 537 00:28:44,096 --> 00:28:45,385 We had the same suitcase. 538 00:28:46,699 --> 00:28:48,152 The... the clever guy. 539 00:28:49,772 --> 00:28:50,776 Oh, yeah. Right. 540 00:28:52,251 --> 00:28:54,325 Ok. I called a second ago. 541 00:28:54,630 --> 00:28:56,760 There was no answer. I am at a payphone. 542 00:28:56,785 --> 00:28:59,111 Yeah, I star 69 you. I never pick up my phone. 543 00:29:02,139 --> 00:29:03,125 So what is up? 544 00:29:05,272 --> 00:29:05,938 Well... 545 00:29:07,365 --> 00:29:08,678 You are not gonna believe this. 546 00:29:11,899 --> 00:29:13,519 You know man, it could be worse. 547 00:29:13,829 --> 00:29:15,930 A woman could cut off your penis while you sleeping, 548 00:29:15,954 --> 00:29:17,855 and toss it out the window of a moving car. 549 00:29:18,815 --> 00:29:19,949 There is always that. 550 00:29:20,819 --> 00:29:21,810 And now it's just... 551 00:29:21,878 --> 00:29:23,905 when you buy furniture, you tell yourself 552 00:29:23,982 --> 00:29:26,339 That's it. That's the last sofa I will gonna need. 553 00:29:26,425 --> 00:29:27,608 Whatever else happens, 554 00:29:27,918 --> 00:29:29,718 I have got that sofa problem handled. 555 00:29:30,129 --> 00:29:33,495 I had it all. I had a stereo that was very decent. 556 00:29:33,549 --> 00:29:36,089 A wardrobe that was getting very respectable. 557 00:29:36,502 --> 00:29:37,534 I was close... 558 00:29:37,695 --> 00:29:38,984 to being complete. 559 00:29:39,009 --> 00:29:40,746 Shit man, and now it's all gone. 560 00:29:41,036 --> 00:29:42,355 All gone. 561 00:29:43,108 --> 00:29:44,115 All gone. 562 00:29:46,615 --> 00:29:48,088 Do you know what a duvet is? 563 00:29:49,139 --> 00:29:50,089 It's a comforter. 564 00:29:50,113 --> 00:29:52,359 It's a blanket. Just a blanket. 565 00:29:52,744 --> 00:29:55,164 Why do guys like us know what a duvet is? 566 00:29:55,249 --> 00:29:57,388 Is this essential to our survival, 567 00:29:57,412 --> 00:29:59,359 in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word? 568 00:29:59,609 --> 00:30:00,482 No. 569 00:30:01,535 --> 00:30:02,476 What are we, then? 570 00:30:03,361 --> 00:30:04,478 I don't know. 571 00:30:04,502 --> 00:30:05,705 Consumers. 572 00:30:05,730 --> 00:30:06,894 Right. 573 00:30:07,247 --> 00:30:09,900 We are consumers. We are by products of a... 574 00:30:09,924 --> 00:30:11,317 lifestyle obsession. 575 00:30:12,204 --> 00:30:15,330 Murder, crime, poverty. These things don't concern me. 576 00:30:15,468 --> 00:30:16,865 What concerns me, 577 00:30:17,389 --> 00:30:18,798 are celebrity magazines, 578 00:30:18,879 --> 00:30:21,368 television with 500 channels, 579 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,073 some guy's name on my underwear. 580 00:30:23,253 --> 00:30:24,790 Rogaine. Viagra. 581 00:30:24,973 --> 00:30:25,879 Olestra. 582 00:30:25,918 --> 00:30:27,042 Martha Stewart. 583 00:30:27,191 --> 00:30:28,386 Fuck Martha Stewart. 584 00:30:28,889 --> 00:30:31,088 Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic. 585 00:30:31,112 --> 00:30:32,439 It's all going down, man. 586 00:30:32,778 --> 00:30:34,258 So fuck off with your... 587 00:30:34,378 --> 00:30:36,729 sofa units and Strinne green stripe patterns. 588 00:30:37,152 --> 00:30:39,452 I say never be complete. 589 00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:41,368 I say stop being perfect. 590 00:30:41,992 --> 00:30:44,032 I say let's... let's evolve. 591 00:30:44,218 --> 00:30:45,772 Let the chips fall where they may. 592 00:30:48,579 --> 00:30:50,858 But that's me, and I could be wrong. 593 00:30:50,882 --> 00:30:52,499 Maybe it's a terrible tragedy. 594 00:30:52,579 --> 00:30:53,986 It's just stuff. 595 00:30:54,445 --> 00:30:55,987 It's not a tragedy. Well, 596 00:30:56,074 --> 00:30:59,007 you did lose a lot of versatile solutions for modern living. 597 00:30:59,575 --> 00:31:01,754 Fuck, you are right. No, I don't smoke. 598 00:31:05,599 --> 00:31:08,426 My insurance is probably gonna cover it, so... 599 00:31:12,382 --> 00:31:13,182 What? 600 00:31:14,598 --> 00:31:15,632 The things you own, 601 00:31:15,829 --> 00:31:17,122 end up owning you. 602 00:31:19,979 --> 00:31:21,161 But do what you like, man. 603 00:31:24,678 --> 00:31:25,472 It's late. 604 00:31:26,484 --> 00:31:28,178 Hey, thanks for the beer. Yeah, man. 605 00:31:29,159 --> 00:31:30,565 I should find a hotel. 606 00:31:32,188 --> 00:31:33,068 What? 607 00:31:33,789 --> 00:31:34,561 What? 608 00:31:35,112 --> 00:31:36,652 A hotel? Yeah. 609 00:31:36,944 --> 00:31:37,905 Just ask, man. 610 00:31:39,020 --> 00:31:40,126 What are you talking about? 611 00:31:40,151 --> 00:31:40,991 Oh, God. 612 00:31:41,388 --> 00:31:43,364 Three pitchers of beer and you still can't ask. 613 00:31:46,469 --> 00:31:47,122 What? 614 00:31:47,146 --> 00:31:49,162 You called me because you need a place to stay. 615 00:31:49,682 --> 00:31:51,710 Oh, hey. No, no, no. Yes, you did. 616 00:31:52,022 --> 00:31:53,019 So just ask. 617 00:31:53,262 --> 00:31:55,088 Cut the foreplay and just ask, man. 618 00:31:57,454 --> 00:31:59,101 Would... Would that be a problem? 619 00:31:59,842 --> 00:32:01,341 Is it a problem for you to ask? 620 00:32:02,972 --> 00:32:05,168 Can I stay at your place? Yeah. 621 00:32:06,989 --> 00:32:07,969 Thanks. 622 00:32:12,699 --> 00:32:14,108 I want you to do me a favour. 623 00:32:14,357 --> 00:32:15,247 Yeah, sure. 624 00:32:15,975 --> 00:32:17,573 I want you to hit me as hard as you can. 625 00:32:19,222 --> 00:32:19,947 What? 626 00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:23,947 I want you to hit me as hard as you can. 627 00:32:24,747 --> 00:32:26,966 Let me tell you a little bit about Tyler Durden. 628 00:32:28,009 --> 00:32:29,498 Tyler was a night person. 629 00:32:29,815 --> 00:32:31,822 While the rest of us were sleeping, he worked. 630 00:32:32,099 --> 00:32:34,458 He had one part-time job as a projectionist. 631 00:32:35,019 --> 00:32:37,464 A movie doesn't come all on one big reel. 632 00:32:37,488 --> 00:32:38,519 It comes on a few. 633 00:32:38,775 --> 00:32:41,135 So someone has to be there to switch the projectors, 634 00:32:41,159 --> 00:32:44,442 at the exact moment that one reel ends and the next one begins. 635 00:32:44,649 --> 00:32:46,723 If you look for them, you can see little dots, 636 00:32:46,754 --> 00:32:49,016 come into the upper right corner of the screen. 637 00:32:49,882 --> 00:32:51,520 In the industry we call them, 638 00:32:51,544 --> 00:32:52,529 cigarette burns. 639 00:32:52,912 --> 00:32:54,432 That's the cue for a changeover. 640 00:32:54,612 --> 00:32:55,816 He flips the projectors, 641 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:59,316 movie keeps right on going and nobody in the audience has any idea. 642 00:32:59,705 --> 00:33:01,962 Why would anyone want this shit job? 643 00:33:02,129 --> 00:33:04,856 Because it affords him other interesting opportunities. 644 00:33:05,129 --> 00:33:08,002 Like splicing a frame of pornography into family films. 645 00:33:08,282 --> 00:33:10,880 So when the snooty cat and the courageous dog 646 00:33:10,905 --> 00:33:14,133 with the celebrity voices meet for the first time in reel three, 647 00:33:14,212 --> 00:33:17,633 that's when you will catch a flash of Tyler's contribution to the film. 648 00:33:25,239 --> 00:33:27,423 Nobody knows that they saw it but they did. 649 00:33:27,702 --> 00:33:29,562 Nice big cock. 650 00:33:34,739 --> 00:33:37,409 Even a humming bird couldn't catch Tyler at work. 651 00:33:42,972 --> 00:33:47,722 Tyler also works sometimes as a banquet waiter at the luxurious Pressman Hotel. 652 00:33:52,939 --> 00:33:56,205 He was the guerrilla terrorist of the food service industry. 653 00:33:57,112 --> 00:33:59,164 Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch. 654 00:33:59,339 --> 00:34:01,200 Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, 655 00:34:01,394 --> 00:34:02,633 he farted on meringues, 656 00:34:02,657 --> 00:34:04,029 sneezed on braised endives... 657 00:34:04,054 --> 00:34:06,167 As for the cream of mushroom soup, well... 658 00:34:06,620 --> 00:34:07,888 Go ahead, tell them. 659 00:34:09,107 --> 00:34:10,386 You get the idea. 660 00:34:10,559 --> 00:34:12,178 What do you want me to do? You just want me to hit you? 661 00:34:12,232 --> 00:34:13,692 Come on. Do me this one favour. 662 00:34:13,953 --> 00:34:14,599 Why? 663 00:34:14,699 --> 00:34:17,178 Why? I don't know why. I don't know. Never been in a fight. You? 664 00:34:17,203 --> 00:34:18,772 No. But that's a good thing. 665 00:34:18,798 --> 00:34:21,505 No it is not. How much can you know about yourself if you have never been in a fight? 666 00:34:21,709 --> 00:34:23,571 I don't wanna die without any scars. 667 00:34:24,111 --> 00:34:25,781 Come on. Hit me before I lose my nerve. 668 00:34:26,324 --> 00:34:28,432 Oh, God. This is crazy. 669 00:34:28,457 --> 00:34:30,064 So go crazy! Let her rip. 670 00:34:30,552 --> 00:34:31,870 I don't know about this. 671 00:34:32,785 --> 00:34:33,805 I don't either. 672 00:34:33,838 --> 00:34:35,249 Who gives a shit? No one's watching. 673 00:34:35,273 --> 00:34:36,198 What do you care? 674 00:34:36,223 --> 00:34:38,553 Hey, this is crazy. You want me to hit you? 675 00:34:39,059 --> 00:34:40,176 That's right. 676 00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:42,798 Where? Like, in the face? 677 00:34:43,735 --> 00:34:44,588 Surprise me. 678 00:34:46,569 --> 00:34:48,609 This is so fucking stupid. 679 00:34:59,289 --> 00:35:01,065 Motherfucker! 680 00:35:02,769 --> 00:35:04,037 You hit me in the ear! 681 00:35:04,062 --> 00:35:06,196 Well, Jesus, I am sorry. 682 00:35:06,589 --> 00:35:07,474 Christ! 683 00:35:07,499 --> 00:35:09,024 Why the ear, man? 684 00:35:09,049 --> 00:35:10,158 I fucked it up. 685 00:35:10,182 --> 00:35:11,522 No, that was perfect. 686 00:35:24,019 --> 00:35:25,512 No, it's alright. 687 00:35:27,399 --> 00:35:28,785 It really hurts. 688 00:35:29,529 --> 00:35:30,485 Right. 689 00:35:31,949 --> 00:35:33,098 Hit me again. 690 00:35:34,875 --> 00:35:36,548 No, you hit me. Come on! 691 00:35:53,259 --> 00:35:55,299 We should do this again sometime. 692 00:36:08,712 --> 00:36:10,345 Where is your car? What car? 693 00:36:21,879 --> 00:36:24,107 I don't know how Tyler found that house, 694 00:36:24,131 --> 00:36:25,999 but he said he'd been there for a year. 695 00:36:26,212 --> 00:36:28,585 It looked like it was waiting to be torn down. 696 00:36:29,499 --> 00:36:31,325 Most of the windows were boarded up. 697 00:36:31,939 --> 00:36:33,540 There was no lock on the front door 698 00:36:33,565 --> 00:36:36,059 from when the police, or whoever, kicked it in. 699 00:36:36,985 --> 00:36:38,619 The stairs were ready to collapse. 700 00:36:39,405 --> 00:36:41,699 I didn't know if he owned it or if he was squatting. 701 00:36:42,312 --> 00:36:43,838 Neither would have surprised me. 702 00:36:45,019 --> 00:36:45,796 Yep. 703 00:36:46,213 --> 00:36:46,992 That's you. 704 00:36:47,645 --> 00:36:48,548 That's me. 705 00:36:48,792 --> 00:36:50,167 That's the toilet. Good? 706 00:36:50,192 --> 00:36:51,305 Yeah, thanks. 707 00:36:52,905 --> 00:36:54,252 What a shithole. 708 00:36:55,748 --> 00:36:56,959 Nothing worked. 709 00:37:00,372 --> 00:37:03,292 Turning on one light meant another light in the house went out. 710 00:37:04,245 --> 00:37:05,565 There were no neighbours. 711 00:37:05,589 --> 00:37:07,575 Just some warehouses and a paper mill. 712 00:37:07,685 --> 00:37:11,482 That fart smell of steam. The hamster-cage smell of wood chips. 713 00:37:13,419 --> 00:37:15,419 Hey. What have we here? 714 00:37:30,689 --> 00:37:32,209 Hey, guys. Hey. 715 00:37:44,429 --> 00:37:46,982 Every time it rained, we had to kill the power. 716 00:37:47,998 --> 00:37:50,435 By the end of the first month, I didn't miss TV. 717 00:37:52,249 --> 00:37:54,991 I didn't even mind the warm, stale refrigerator. 718 00:38:08,679 --> 00:38:09,744 Can I be next? 719 00:38:14,689 --> 00:38:15,642 Alright, man. 720 00:38:16,519 --> 00:38:17,569 Lose the tie. 721 00:38:22,682 --> 00:38:26,375 At night, Tyler and I were alone for half a mile in every direction. 722 00:38:32,867 --> 00:38:36,209 Rain trickled down through the plaster and the light fixtures. 723 00:38:36,427 --> 00:38:38,760 Everything wooden swelled and shrank. 724 00:38:39,009 --> 00:38:42,259 Everywhere were rusted nails to snag your elbow on. 725 00:38:42,924 --> 00:38:44,456 The previous occupant, 726 00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:46,009 had been a bit of a shut in. 727 00:38:46,231 --> 00:38:47,501 Hey man, what are you reading? 728 00:38:47,525 --> 00:38:48,531 Listen to this. 729 00:38:48,578 --> 00:38:51,751 It's an article written by an organ in the first person. 730 00:38:52,078 --> 00:38:54,309 I am Jack's Medulla Oblongata. 731 00:38:54,399 --> 00:38:56,532 Without me, Jack could not regulate 732 00:38:56,557 --> 00:38:58,679 his heart rate, blood pressure or breathing. 733 00:38:58,939 --> 00:39:01,069 There is a whole series of these. 734 00:39:01,329 --> 00:39:02,974 I am Jill's Nipples. 735 00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:05,775 I am Jack's Colon. 736 00:39:05,802 --> 00:39:08,382 Yeah. I get cancer. I kill Jack. 737 00:39:12,136 --> 00:39:16,008 After fighting, everything else in your life got the volume turned down. 738 00:39:18,975 --> 00:39:19,797 What? 739 00:39:19,822 --> 00:39:21,368 You could deal with anything. 740 00:39:21,392 --> 00:39:23,422 Have you finished those reports? 741 00:39:28,259 --> 00:39:30,099 If you could fight anyone, who would you fight? 742 00:39:31,232 --> 00:39:32,579 I would fight my boss, probably. 743 00:39:33,099 --> 00:39:34,025 Really? 744 00:39:35,269 --> 00:39:36,842 Yeah. Why? Who would you fight? 745 00:39:37,061 --> 00:39:38,127 I would fight my dad. 746 00:39:38,939 --> 00:39:40,267 I don't know my dad. 747 00:39:40,867 --> 00:39:42,013 I mean, I know him but... 748 00:39:42,594 --> 00:39:44,707 he left when I was like six years old. 749 00:39:44,747 --> 00:39:47,069 Married this other woman and had some other kids. 750 00:39:47,458 --> 00:39:49,328 He like did this every six years. 751 00:39:49,412 --> 00:39:51,481 He moves city and starts a new family. 752 00:39:51,637 --> 00:39:53,117 Fucker is setting up franchises. 753 00:39:55,817 --> 00:39:57,320 My dad never went to college, 754 00:39:57,483 --> 00:39:59,336 so it was real important that I go. 755 00:39:59,629 --> 00:40:01,049 That sounds familiar. 756 00:40:01,256 --> 00:40:02,284 So I graduate. 757 00:40:02,308 --> 00:40:04,743 I call him up long distance and say Dad, now what? 758 00:40:05,049 --> 00:40:06,288 He says, get a job. 759 00:40:06,878 --> 00:40:08,582 Same here. Now I am 25. 760 00:40:08,606 --> 00:40:10,049 Make my yearly call again. 761 00:40:10,612 --> 00:40:12,052 Dad, now what? 762 00:40:12,278 --> 00:40:13,461 He says, I don't know. 763 00:40:13,745 --> 00:40:14,878 Get married. 764 00:40:16,769 --> 00:40:18,058 You can't get married. 765 00:40:19,149 --> 00:40:20,718 I am a 30-year-old boy. 766 00:40:21,291 --> 00:40:23,644 We are a generation of men raised by women. 767 00:40:24,359 --> 00:40:27,784 I am wondering if another woman is really the answer we need. 768 00:40:33,959 --> 00:40:36,335 Most of the week, we were Ozzie and Harriet. 769 00:40:38,625 --> 00:40:40,238 But every Saturday night, 770 00:40:40,615 --> 00:40:42,238 we were finding something out. 771 00:40:42,959 --> 00:40:46,152 We were finding out more and more that we were not alone. 772 00:40:50,555 --> 00:40:53,126 It used to be that when I came home angry or depressed, 773 00:40:53,150 --> 00:40:54,608 I should just clean my condo. 774 00:40:54,721 --> 00:40:56,808 Polish my Scandinavian furniture. 775 00:40:57,435 --> 00:40:59,315 I should have been looking for a new condo. 776 00:40:59,689 --> 00:41:02,109 I should have been haggling with my insurance company. 777 00:41:02,359 --> 00:41:05,764 I should have been upset about my nice, neat, flaming little shit, 778 00:41:06,103 --> 00:41:07,464 but I was not. 779 00:41:07,683 --> 00:41:10,268 Basic premise of cybernetting an office, 780 00:41:10,292 --> 00:41:11,496 is make things more efficient. 781 00:41:11,649 --> 00:41:14,569 Monday mornings, all I can do is thinking about next week. 782 00:41:14,789 --> 00:41:17,659 Can I get the icon in cornflower blue? 783 00:41:17,827 --> 00:41:18,849 Absolutely. 784 00:41:19,769 --> 00:41:22,039 Efficiency is priority no. 1, people. 785 00:41:22,379 --> 00:41:24,669 Because waste is a thief. 786 00:41:25,459 --> 00:41:27,494 I showed this already to my man here. 787 00:41:27,611 --> 00:41:28,872 You liked it, didn't you? 788 00:41:32,832 --> 00:41:35,359 You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick. 789 00:41:37,479 --> 00:41:39,464 It was right in everyone's face. 790 00:41:39,919 --> 00:41:41,692 Tyler and I just made it visible. 791 00:41:41,729 --> 00:41:43,885 It was on the tip of everyone's tongue. 792 00:41:44,225 --> 00:41:45,894 Tyler and I just gave it a name. 793 00:41:57,574 --> 00:42:00,414 Come on people, you have gotta go home! 794 00:42:21,969 --> 00:42:24,069 Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back. 795 00:42:46,089 --> 00:42:47,157 Every week, 796 00:42:47,181 --> 00:42:49,549 Tyler gave the rules that he and I decided. 797 00:42:49,629 --> 00:42:50,695 Gentlemen! 798 00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:53,095 Welcome to Fight Club. 799 00:42:56,219 --> 00:42:58,001 The first rule of Fight Club is... 800 00:42:58,430 --> 00:43:00,229 you do not talk about Fight Club. 801 00:43:01,092 --> 00:43:03,065 The second rule of Fight Club is... 802 00:43:03,836 --> 00:43:06,699 you do not talk about Fight Club! 803 00:43:07,699 --> 00:43:08,954 Third rule of Fight Club 804 00:43:09,212 --> 00:43:10,597 someone yells stop, 805 00:43:10,621 --> 00:43:12,489 goes limp, taps out, 806 00:43:12,905 --> 00:43:14,052 the fight is over. 807 00:43:14,765 --> 00:43:15,643 Fourth rule. 808 00:43:15,812 --> 00:43:17,385 Only two guys to a fight. 809 00:43:17,949 --> 00:43:19,064 Fifth rule. 810 00:43:19,565 --> 00:43:21,032 One fight at a time, fellas. 811 00:43:22,159 --> 00:43:25,025 Sixth rule, no shirts, no shoes. 812 00:43:25,338 --> 00:43:26,488 Seventh rule. 813 00:43:26,679 --> 00:43:29,376 Fights will go on as long as they have to. 814 00:43:31,629 --> 00:43:33,703 And the eighth and final rule. 815 00:43:34,540 --> 00:43:36,598 If this is your first night at Fight Club, 816 00:43:38,317 --> 00:43:39,304 you have to fight. 817 00:43:44,282 --> 00:43:45,507 This kid from work, 818 00:43:45,531 --> 00:43:49,168 Ricky, couldn't remember whether you ordered pens with blue ink or black. 819 00:43:51,529 --> 00:43:53,530 But Ricky was a god for ten minutes 820 00:43:53,555 --> 00:43:56,121 when he trounced the maître D' of a local food court. 821 00:43:59,509 --> 00:44:01,297 Sometimes, all you could hear were the flat, 822 00:44:01,322 --> 00:44:03,442 hard, packing sounds over the yelling. 823 00:44:07,589 --> 00:44:10,892 Or the wet choke when someone caught their breath and sprayed... 824 00:44:10,985 --> 00:44:11,985 Stop! 825 00:44:12,786 --> 00:44:14,992 You were not alive anywhere like you were there. 826 00:44:15,545 --> 00:44:17,539 But Fight Club only exists in the hours 827 00:44:17,563 --> 00:44:20,385 between when Fight Club starts and when Fight Club ends. 828 00:44:21,505 --> 00:44:23,834 Even if I could tell someone they had a good fight, 829 00:44:24,034 --> 00:44:25,914 I would not be talking to the same man. 830 00:44:26,189 --> 00:44:27,519 Who you were in Fight Club 831 00:44:27,544 --> 00:44:29,801 is not who you were in the rest of the world. 832 00:44:30,775 --> 00:44:32,971 A guy came to Fight Club for the first time. 833 00:44:32,995 --> 00:44:34,899 His ass was a wad of cookie dough. 834 00:44:34,924 --> 00:44:37,715 After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood. 835 00:44:39,142 --> 00:44:41,015 If you could fight any celebrity, who would you fight? 836 00:44:41,909 --> 00:44:43,064 Alive or dead? 837 00:44:43,581 --> 00:44:44,935 Doesn't matter. Who'd be tough? 838 00:44:46,119 --> 00:44:47,068 Hemingway. 839 00:44:48,212 --> 00:44:48,925 You? 840 00:44:50,052 --> 00:44:51,030 Shatner. 841 00:44:51,406 --> 00:44:52,891 I would fight William Shatner. 842 00:44:55,025 --> 00:44:57,505 We all started seeing things differently. 843 00:44:58,478 --> 00:45:01,559 Everywhere we went, we were sizing things up. 844 00:45:06,015 --> 00:45:08,354 I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms, 845 00:45:08,379 --> 00:45:10,605 trying to look like how Calvin Klein 846 00:45:10,630 --> 00:45:12,419 or Tommy Hilfiger said they should. 847 00:45:12,529 --> 00:45:14,312 Is that what a man looks like? 848 00:45:16,085 --> 00:45:18,109 Self-improvement is masturbation. 849 00:45:18,529 --> 00:45:20,159 Now, self destruction... 850 00:45:20,819 --> 00:45:21,892 Excuse me. 851 00:45:57,399 --> 00:45:59,825 Fight Club was not about winning or losing. 852 00:46:00,209 --> 00:46:01,765 It was not about words. 853 00:46:04,659 --> 00:46:07,132 The hysterical shouting was in tongues, 854 00:46:08,069 --> 00:46:09,645 like at a Pentecostal Church. 855 00:46:14,549 --> 00:46:16,339 Is that it? Stop! Stop! 856 00:46:16,799 --> 00:46:18,284 When the fight was over, 857 00:46:18,815 --> 00:46:19,978 nothing was solved. 858 00:46:20,179 --> 00:46:21,609 But nothing mattered. 859 00:46:21,929 --> 00:46:22,842 Cool. 860 00:46:25,389 --> 00:46:27,889 Afterwards, we all felt saved. 861 00:46:27,979 --> 00:46:30,389 Hey, man. How about next week? 862 00:46:31,479 --> 00:46:32,965 How about next month? 863 00:46:33,729 --> 00:46:34,926 Irvine, you are in the middle. 864 00:46:34,950 --> 00:46:36,518 New guy, you too. 865 00:46:39,491 --> 00:46:41,185 Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me. 866 00:46:41,392 --> 00:46:42,918 He fell down some stairs. 867 00:46:43,989 --> 00:46:45,603 I fell down some stairs. 868 00:46:48,048 --> 00:46:52,418 Fight Club became the reason to cut your hair short or trim your fingernails. 869 00:46:52,709 --> 00:46:53,528 Ok. 870 00:46:53,818 --> 00:46:54,975 Any historical figure. 871 00:46:55,789 --> 00:46:57,115 I would fight Gandhi. 872 00:46:58,983 --> 00:46:59,711 Good answer. 873 00:47:00,419 --> 00:47:01,452 How about you? 874 00:47:01,692 --> 00:47:02,379 Lincoln. 875 00:47:02,945 --> 00:47:03,759 Lincoln? 876 00:47:05,009 --> 00:47:06,249 Big guy, big reach. 877 00:47:06,273 --> 00:47:08,032 Skinny guys fight till they are burger. 878 00:47:09,019 --> 00:47:09,819 Fuck! 879 00:47:12,519 --> 00:47:13,256 Hey, 880 00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:14,933 even the Mona Lisa's falling apart. 881 00:47:24,199 --> 00:47:25,114 Hello? 882 00:47:25,452 --> 00:47:27,341 Where have you been the last eight weeks? 883 00:47:28,628 --> 00:47:29,449 Marla? 884 00:47:32,829 --> 00:47:35,444 How did you find me? You left a forwarding number. 885 00:47:36,152 --> 00:47:38,452 I have not seen you at any support groups. 886 00:47:39,138 --> 00:47:42,058 We split them up. That was the idea. Remember? 887 00:47:42,299 --> 00:47:44,583 Yeah, but you have not been going to yours. 888 00:47:45,372 --> 00:47:46,414 How do you know? 889 00:47:46,905 --> 00:47:47,905 I cheated. 890 00:47:49,179 --> 00:47:50,272 I found a new one. 891 00:47:51,232 --> 00:47:51,919 Really? 892 00:47:52,035 --> 00:47:53,335 It's for men only. 893 00:47:53,479 --> 00:47:55,059 Like the testicle thing? 894 00:47:59,695 --> 00:48:00,970 Look, this is a bad time. 895 00:48:00,994 --> 00:48:03,149 I have been going to Debtors Anonymous. 896 00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:06,367 You wanna see some really fucked up people... I am just on my way out. 897 00:48:06,392 --> 00:48:09,192 Me too. I have got a stomach full of Xanax. 898 00:48:09,449 --> 00:48:11,356 I took what was left of a bottle. 899 00:48:12,183 --> 00:48:13,705 It might have been too much. 900 00:48:13,730 --> 00:48:17,407 Just picture watching Marla Singer throw herself around her crummy apartment. 901 00:48:17,820 --> 00:48:19,739 This is not a for-real suicide thing. 902 00:48:19,763 --> 00:48:21,616 This is probably just a cry for help things. 903 00:48:22,234 --> 00:48:23,896 This could go on for hours. 904 00:48:23,921 --> 00:48:25,787 So you are staying in tonight then? Do you wanna wait... 905 00:48:26,181 --> 00:48:27,889 and hear me describe death? 906 00:48:29,014 --> 00:48:30,249 Do you wanna listen, 907 00:48:30,699 --> 00:48:32,814 and see if my spirit can use a phone? 908 00:48:34,759 --> 00:48:37,399 Have you ever heard a death rattle before? 909 00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:05,186 Tyler's door was closed. 910 00:49:05,888 --> 00:49:09,058 I would been living here for two months and Tyler's door was never closed. 911 00:49:14,849 --> 00:49:16,931 You won't believe the dream I had last night. 912 00:49:17,168 --> 00:49:19,823 I can hardly believe anything from last night. 913 00:49:30,369 --> 00:49:31,623 What are you doing here? 914 00:49:36,335 --> 00:49:37,950 What? This is my house. 915 00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:39,313 What are you doing in my house? 916 00:49:41,879 --> 00:49:42,987 Fuck you! 917 00:49:58,655 --> 00:50:01,745 Oh, you have got some fucked up friends! I am telling you. 918 00:50:02,689 --> 00:50:03,843 Limber, though. 919 00:50:04,529 --> 00:50:05,662 Silly cooze. 920 00:50:07,592 --> 00:50:08,931 So I come in last night. 921 00:50:08,955 --> 00:50:10,016 Phone is off the hook. 922 00:50:10,073 --> 00:50:11,392 Guess who is on the other end. 923 00:50:11,572 --> 00:50:14,054 I already knew the story before he told it to me. 924 00:50:17,095 --> 00:50:20,002 Have you ever heard a death rattle before? 925 00:50:20,619 --> 00:50:22,729 Do you think it will live up to its name? 926 00:50:23,669 --> 00:50:25,615 Or will it just be a death, 927 00:50:25,865 --> 00:50:26,949 hairball? 928 00:50:30,091 --> 00:50:31,077 Prepare... 929 00:50:31,551 --> 00:50:33,478 to evacuate soul. 930 00:50:34,075 --> 00:50:34,916 Ten. 931 00:50:35,988 --> 00:50:36,792 Nine. 932 00:50:37,821 --> 00:50:38,661 Eight. 933 00:50:38,975 --> 00:50:42,393 Now how could Tyler, of all people, think it was a bad thing 934 00:50:42,418 --> 00:50:44,241 that Marla Singer was about to die? 935 00:50:45,222 --> 00:50:45,927 Five. 936 00:50:46,835 --> 00:50:48,098 Four. 937 00:50:49,043 --> 00:50:49,917 Three. 938 00:50:50,148 --> 00:50:51,158 Hang on. 939 00:50:56,779 --> 00:50:58,705 You got here fast. 940 00:51:01,119 --> 00:51:02,669 Did I call you? 941 00:51:13,469 --> 00:51:16,599 The mattress is all sealed in slippery plastic. 942 00:51:19,645 --> 00:51:20,711 Don't worry. 943 00:51:20,735 --> 00:51:22,315 It's not a threat to you. 944 00:51:25,505 --> 00:51:26,801 Oh, fuck! 945 00:51:26,991 --> 00:51:29,340 Somebody called the cops. 946 00:51:41,079 --> 00:51:42,567 513. Hey, where is 513? 947 00:51:42,731 --> 00:51:44,351 End of the hall. 948 00:51:45,419 --> 00:51:48,845 The have a girl who lives there used to be a charming, lovely girl. 949 00:51:49,058 --> 00:51:50,838 She has lost faith in herself. 950 00:51:51,542 --> 00:51:53,286 Miss Singer, let us help you! 951 00:51:53,310 --> 00:51:54,183 She is a monster! 952 00:51:54,208 --> 00:51:56,080 You have every reason to live. 953 00:51:56,104 --> 00:51:58,090 She is infectious human waste! 954 00:51:58,515 --> 00:52:01,435 Miss Singer! Good luck trying to save her! 955 00:52:07,622 --> 00:52:09,510 If I fall asleep, 956 00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:11,433 I am done for. 957 00:52:12,899 --> 00:52:15,240 You are gonna have to keep me up... 958 00:52:15,966 --> 00:52:17,840 all night. 959 00:52:17,949 --> 00:52:19,782 Un fucking believable. 960 00:52:20,568 --> 00:52:22,342 He was obviously able to handle it. 961 00:52:22,462 --> 00:52:23,858 You know what I mean. You fucked her. 962 00:52:25,155 --> 00:52:26,155 No, I didn't. 963 00:52:27,395 --> 00:52:28,725 Never? No. 964 00:52:30,299 --> 00:52:31,574 You are not into her, are you? 965 00:52:31,945 --> 00:52:33,589 No! God, not at all. 966 00:52:34,099 --> 00:52:36,259 I am Jack's raging bile duct. 967 00:52:36,284 --> 00:52:37,292 Are you sure? 968 00:52:37,772 --> 00:52:39,685 You can tell me. Believe me, I am sure. 969 00:52:40,152 --> 00:52:41,259 Put a gun to my head 970 00:52:41,284 --> 00:52:43,044 and paint the walls with my brains. 971 00:52:43,069 --> 00:52:43,762 That's good. 972 00:52:43,787 --> 00:52:45,755 Because she is a predator posing as a house pet. 973 00:52:45,912 --> 00:52:47,089 Stay away from her. 974 00:52:49,882 --> 00:52:52,479 Shit came out of this woman's mouth, I had never heard! 975 00:52:52,569 --> 00:52:53,906 My God. 976 00:52:54,109 --> 00:52:56,746 I have not been fucked like that since grade school. 977 00:52:58,737 --> 00:53:00,369 How could Tyler not go for that? 978 00:53:00,595 --> 00:53:03,900 The night before last, he was splicing sex organs into Cinderella. 979 00:53:03,999 --> 00:53:06,528 Marla doesn't need a lover, she needs a fucking caseworker. 980 00:53:06,553 --> 00:53:07,652 She needs a wash. 981 00:53:07,755 --> 00:53:09,359 This is not love, it's sport fucking. 982 00:53:10,100 --> 00:53:13,100 She invaded my support groups and now she would invaded my home. 983 00:53:13,125 --> 00:53:14,765 Hey, hey. Sit down. 984 00:53:19,179 --> 00:53:20,185 Now listen, 985 00:53:20,805 --> 00:53:22,458 I can't have you talking to her about me. 986 00:53:22,482 --> 00:53:24,809 Why would I talk to her? You say anything about me 987 00:53:24,885 --> 00:53:27,046 or what goes on in this house to her or anybody, 988 00:53:27,536 --> 00:53:28,511 we are done. 989 00:53:29,149 --> 00:53:30,341 Now promise me. 990 00:53:30,365 --> 00:53:31,232 Ok. 991 00:53:31,439 --> 00:53:32,385 You promise? 992 00:53:32,409 --> 00:53:33,294 Yeah, I promise. 993 00:53:33,319 --> 00:53:34,011 Promise. 994 00:53:34,035 --> 00:53:36,004 I just said, I promise! What... 995 00:53:36,029 --> 00:53:37,525 That's three times you promised. 996 00:53:39,809 --> 00:53:43,739 If only I had wasted a couple of minutes and gone to watch Marla Singer die, 997 00:53:43,982 --> 00:53:45,469 none of this would have happened. 998 00:53:50,499 --> 00:53:51,237 Yeah! 999 00:53:51,787 --> 00:53:52,613 Harder! 1000 00:53:52,638 --> 00:53:53,712 Harder, yes! 1001 00:54:00,989 --> 00:54:02,896 I could have moved to another room. 1002 00:54:03,599 --> 00:54:06,176 On the third floor where I might not have heard them. 1003 00:54:08,059 --> 00:54:09,180 But I didn't. 1004 00:54:33,752 --> 00:54:34,864 What are you doing? 1005 00:54:36,251 --> 00:54:37,217 Just going to bed. 1006 00:54:38,549 --> 00:54:39,995 You wanna finish her off? 1007 00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:43,497 No. 1008 00:54:44,147 --> 00:54:45,932 No, thank you. I found a cigarette. 1009 00:54:47,389 --> 00:54:49,579 Who were you talking to? Shut up. 1010 00:54:50,689 --> 00:54:53,229 I became the calm little centre of the world. 1011 00:54:53,939 --> 00:54:55,769 I was the Zen master. 1012 00:55:01,069 --> 00:55:03,001 I wrote little haiku poems. 1013 00:55:03,975 --> 00:55:05,941 I emailed them to everyone. 1014 00:55:06,989 --> 00:55:08,699 Is that your blood? 1015 00:55:10,869 --> 00:55:11,912 Some of it, yeah. 1016 00:55:12,169 --> 00:55:13,619 You can't smoke in here. 1017 00:55:15,999 --> 00:55:19,177 Take the rest of the day off. Come back Monday with some clean clothes. 1018 00:55:19,709 --> 00:55:21,057 Get yourself together. 1019 00:55:21,689 --> 00:55:24,371 I got right in everyone's hostile little face. 1020 00:55:24,501 --> 00:55:26,715 Yes, these are bruises from fighting. 1021 00:55:26,759 --> 00:55:28,709 Yes, I am comfortable with that. 1022 00:55:29,099 --> 00:55:30,755 I am enlightened. 1023 00:55:33,152 --> 00:55:34,924 You give up the condo life, 1024 00:55:35,028 --> 00:55:37,544 give up all your flaming worldly possessions, 1025 00:55:37,819 --> 00:55:41,609 go live in a dilapidated house in a toxic-waste part of town, 1026 00:55:41,699 --> 00:55:43,182 and you have to come home, 1027 00:55:43,626 --> 00:55:44,525 to this. 1028 00:55:55,669 --> 00:55:56,669 Hello? 1029 00:55:56,749 --> 00:55:59,839 Yes, this is Detective Stern with the Arson Unit. 1030 00:56:00,379 --> 00:56:04,007 We have new information about the incident at your former condo. 1031 00:56:04,567 --> 00:56:05,412 Yes? 1032 00:56:05,436 --> 00:56:07,164 I don't know if you are aware, but it seems, 1033 00:56:07,188 --> 00:56:10,349 someone sprayed Freon into your front-door lock. 1034 00:56:10,562 --> 00:56:13,349 Then tapped it with a chisel to shatter the cylinder. 1035 00:56:13,439 --> 00:56:15,297 No, I was not aware of that at all. 1036 00:56:15,321 --> 00:56:17,106 I am Jack's cold sweat. 1037 00:56:17,386 --> 00:56:19,009 Does this sound strange to you? 1038 00:56:19,426 --> 00:56:21,551 Yes, sir. Strange. Very strange. 1039 00:56:22,012 --> 00:56:23,587 The dynamite, dynamite? 1040 00:56:23,612 --> 00:56:27,729 Left a residue of ammonium oxalate potassium perchloride. 1041 00:56:28,175 --> 00:56:29,395 Do you know what this means? 1042 00:56:29,909 --> 00:56:31,262 No. What does it mean? 1043 00:56:31,705 --> 00:56:33,135 It means it was home-made. 1044 00:56:34,409 --> 00:56:35,442 I am sorry. 1045 00:56:35,466 --> 00:56:37,484 This is just coming as quite a shock to me, sir. 1046 00:56:37,584 --> 00:56:39,571 See whoever set this oh mighty dynamite 1047 00:56:39,804 --> 00:56:43,379 could have blown out your pilot light days before the actual explosion. 1048 00:56:43,644 --> 00:56:44,994 The gas was just a detonator. 1049 00:56:45,184 --> 00:56:46,592 Who'd go and do such a thing? 1050 00:56:46,632 --> 00:56:47,955 I will ask the questions. 1051 00:56:47,979 --> 00:56:49,052 Tell him. 1052 00:56:49,364 --> 00:56:52,932 Tell him the liberator who destroyed my property realigned my perceptions. 1053 00:56:53,294 --> 00:56:54,947 Excuse me. Are you there? 1054 00:56:54,972 --> 00:56:58,513 Hello, I am listening, it's a little hard to know what to make of all this. 1055 00:56:58,538 --> 00:57:00,666 Have you recently made enemies with anyone 1056 00:57:00,691 --> 00:57:02,872 who might have access to home made dynamite? 1057 00:57:02,952 --> 00:57:05,641 Enemies? I reject the basic assumption civilization, 1058 00:57:05,666 --> 00:57:07,621 especially the importance of material possessions. 1059 00:57:07,646 --> 00:57:10,387 Son, this is serious. Yes, I know it's serious. 1060 00:57:10,412 --> 00:57:11,312 I mean that. 1061 00:57:11,336 --> 00:57:13,079 Yes, it's very serious. 1062 00:57:13,159 --> 00:57:19,127 Look, nobody takes this more seriously than me. That condo was my life. Ok? 1063 00:57:19,674 --> 00:57:22,519 I loved every stick of furniture in that place. 1064 00:57:22,544 --> 00:57:25,710 That was not just a bunch of stuff that got destroyed. 1065 00:57:25,737 --> 00:57:26,844 It was me! 1066 00:57:26,869 --> 00:57:28,064 I would like to thank the Academy. 1067 00:57:28,089 --> 00:57:29,872 Is this not a good time for you? 1068 00:57:30,056 --> 00:57:31,722 Just tell him you fucking did it! 1069 00:57:32,734 --> 00:57:34,335 Tell him you blew it all up! 1070 00:57:34,359 --> 00:57:36,172 That's what he wants to hear. 1071 00:57:36,849 --> 00:57:38,756 Are you still there? Wait. 1072 00:57:39,432 --> 00:57:40,997 Are you saying that I am a suspect? 1073 00:57:41,022 --> 00:57:43,630 No, no. I may need to talk to you first, 1074 00:57:43,654 --> 00:57:45,755 how about you just let me know if you are gonna leave town. 1075 00:57:46,352 --> 00:57:46,972 Ok? 1076 00:57:47,322 --> 00:57:48,098 Ok. 1077 00:57:51,319 --> 00:57:52,664 Except for their humping, 1078 00:57:52,689 --> 00:57:55,069 Tyler and Marla were never in the same room. 1079 00:57:55,582 --> 00:57:58,535 My parents pulled this exact same act for years. 1080 00:57:58,589 --> 00:58:01,742 The condom is the glass slipper of our generation. 1081 00:58:02,539 --> 00:58:05,379 You slip one on when you meet a stranger. 1082 00:58:05,689 --> 00:58:07,701 You dance all night, 1083 00:58:08,408 --> 00:58:09,399 then you throw it away. 1084 00:58:10,259 --> 00:58:11,622 The condom, I mean. 1085 00:58:11,646 --> 00:58:13,009 Not the stranger. 1086 00:58:14,389 --> 00:58:15,200 What? 1087 00:58:20,309 --> 00:58:23,149 I got this dress at a thrift store for $1. 1088 00:58:23,229 --> 00:58:25,019 It was worth every penny. 1089 00:58:25,109 --> 00:58:27,330 It's a bridesmaid's dress. 1090 00:58:29,199 --> 00:58:33,246 Someone loved it intensely for one day, 1091 00:58:34,369 --> 00:58:35,586 then tossed it. 1092 00:58:37,579 --> 00:58:39,409 Like a Christmas tree. 1093 00:58:40,085 --> 00:58:41,733 So special. 1094 00:58:42,789 --> 00:58:44,749 Then... bam! 1095 00:58:45,629 --> 00:58:47,449 It's on the side of the road. 1096 00:58:48,431 --> 00:58:50,561 Tinsel still clinging to it. 1097 00:58:52,469 --> 00:58:54,456 Like a sex crime victim, 1098 00:58:55,215 --> 00:58:57,084 underwear inside out, 1099 00:58:58,035 --> 00:58:59,702 bound with electrical tape. 1100 00:58:59,889 --> 00:59:01,004 Well then it suits you. 1101 00:59:02,515 --> 00:59:04,091 You can borrow it sometime. 1102 00:59:11,741 --> 00:59:12,694 Get rid of her. 1103 00:59:13,788 --> 00:59:15,602 What? You get rid of her! 1104 00:59:15,626 --> 00:59:16,587 Don't mention me. 1105 00:59:16,786 --> 00:59:20,482 I am six years old again, passing messages between parents. 1106 00:59:24,209 --> 00:59:26,155 You know what? I really think it's time you got out of here. 1107 00:59:26,179 --> 00:59:27,190 Don't worry, I am leaving. 1108 00:59:27,215 --> 00:59:28,615 Not that we don't love your little visits. 1109 00:59:28,639 --> 00:59:31,541 You know, you are such a nutcase. I can't even began to keep up. 1110 00:59:33,719 --> 00:59:36,219 ♪ Gotta get off ♪ 1111 00:59:36,432 --> 00:59:37,432 Thanks. Goodbye. 1112 00:59:37,482 --> 00:59:42,732 ♪ Gotta get off of this merry-go-round ♪ 1113 00:59:44,519 --> 00:59:49,149 ♪ Gonna get, need to get, gotta get... ♪ 1114 00:59:52,819 --> 00:59:54,069 You kids! 1115 00:59:55,094 --> 00:59:57,804 Why do you still waste time with her? 1116 00:59:59,659 --> 01:00:00,981 I will say this about Marla. 1117 01:00:01,005 --> 01:00:02,789 At least she is trying to hit bottom. 1118 01:00:02,869 --> 01:00:04,289 What, and I am not? 1119 01:00:04,612 --> 01:00:07,127 Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. 1120 01:00:08,669 --> 01:00:09,927 What are we doing tonight? 1121 01:00:10,795 --> 01:00:11,950 Tonight... 1122 01:00:12,140 --> 01:00:13,002 we make soap. 1123 01:00:13,799 --> 01:00:14,703 Really? 1124 01:00:15,380 --> 01:00:17,405 To make soap, first we render fat. 1125 01:00:37,549 --> 01:00:38,959 The salt balance has to be just right, 1126 01:00:39,015 --> 01:00:41,568 so the best fat for making soap comes from humans. 1127 01:00:42,826 --> 01:00:44,024 Wait. What is this place? 1128 01:00:44,268 --> 01:00:45,647 A liposuction clinic. 1129 01:00:54,579 --> 01:00:55,351 Pay dirt! 1130 01:00:56,526 --> 01:00:58,705 Richest, creamiest fat in the world. 1131 01:00:59,182 --> 01:01:00,545 The fat of the land! 1132 01:01:06,109 --> 01:01:06,964 No! 1133 01:01:07,927 --> 01:01:08,782 Don't pull it. 1134 01:01:13,439 --> 01:01:14,555 Oh, God! 1135 01:01:14,932 --> 01:01:16,212 Give me another one. 1136 01:01:23,478 --> 01:01:25,858 As the fat renders, the tallows float to the surface. 1137 01:01:26,112 --> 01:01:27,492 Like in Boy Scouts. 1138 01:01:28,125 --> 01:01:30,028 It's hard to imagine you as a Boy Scout. 1139 01:01:30,052 --> 01:01:31,065 Keep stirring. 1140 01:01:34,339 --> 01:01:36,979 Once the tallow hardens, you skim off a layer of glycerine. 1141 01:01:37,589 --> 01:01:39,839 If you would add nitric acid, you got nitroglycerin. 1142 01:01:39,929 --> 01:01:41,369 If you then add sodium nitrate, 1143 01:01:41,450 --> 01:01:42,583 and a dash of sawdust, 1144 01:01:43,140 --> 01:01:44,402 you got dynamite. 1145 01:01:45,139 --> 01:01:47,889 Yeah, with enough soap, one could blow up just about anything. 1146 01:01:47,979 --> 01:01:50,242 Tyler was full of useful information. 1147 01:01:50,275 --> 01:01:54,302 Now ancient peoples found their clothes got cleaner when washed in a certain point of the river. 1148 01:01:54,679 --> 01:01:56,312 You know why? No. 1149 01:01:59,859 --> 01:02:02,699 Because human sacrifices were once made on the hills above this river. 1150 01:02:03,005 --> 01:02:03,896 Bodies burned, 1151 01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:06,299 water seeped through the wooden ashes to create lye. 1152 01:02:07,039 --> 01:02:08,108 This is lye. 1153 01:02:08,132 --> 01:02:09,334 The crucial ingredient. 1154 01:02:09,359 --> 01:02:11,278 Once it mixed with the melted fat of the bodies, 1155 01:02:11,302 --> 01:02:13,724 thick white soapy discharge crept into the river. 1156 01:02:13,839 --> 01:02:15,165 May I see your hand, please? 1157 01:02:23,099 --> 01:02:24,429 What is this? 1158 01:02:24,509 --> 01:02:26,182 This is a chemical burn. 1159 01:02:27,562 --> 01:02:29,909 It will hurt more than you have ever been burned and you will have a scar. 1160 01:02:29,934 --> 01:02:30,696 What are you doing? 1161 01:02:30,995 --> 01:02:33,495 Kind of meditation worked for cancer, it could work for this. 1162 01:02:34,212 --> 01:02:35,819 Stay with the pain. Don't shut this out. 1163 01:02:35,845 --> 01:02:37,239 No God! God! 1164 01:02:37,370 --> 01:02:38,565 Look at your hand. 1165 01:02:38,619 --> 01:02:40,525 The first soap was made from the ashes of heroes, 1166 01:02:40,619 --> 01:02:42,385 like the first monkey shot into space. 1167 01:02:42,512 --> 01:02:44,645 Without pain, without sacrifice, 1168 01:02:44,669 --> 01:02:45,685 we would have nothing. 1169 01:02:45,738 --> 01:02:48,289 I tried not to think of the words searing or flesh. 1170 01:02:48,369 --> 01:02:50,150 Stop it! This is your pain, 1171 01:02:50,174 --> 01:02:51,746 this is your burning hand. It's right here. 1172 01:02:51,771 --> 01:02:52,475 I am going to my cave. 1173 01:02:52,500 --> 01:02:54,117 I am going to my cave to find my power animal. 1174 01:02:54,539 --> 01:02:57,783 No! Don't deal with this the way those dead people do! 1175 01:02:57,807 --> 01:02:58,419 Come on! 1176 01:02:58,444 --> 01:02:59,517 I get the point! Ok, please! No! 1177 01:02:59,597 --> 01:03:01,550 What you are feeling is premature enlightenment. 1178 01:03:06,265 --> 01:03:08,126 It's the greatest moment of your life, man, 1179 01:03:08,150 --> 01:03:09,965 and you are off somewhere missing it! I am not... 1180 01:03:11,189 --> 01:03:12,339 Shut up! 1181 01:03:12,762 --> 01:03:14,309 Our fathers were our models for God. 1182 01:03:14,369 --> 01:03:17,375 If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God? 1183 01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:18,069 No, no, I... 1184 01:03:18,882 --> 01:03:19,782 Listen to me. 1185 01:03:20,802 --> 01:03:23,859 You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. 1186 01:03:23,989 --> 01:03:25,352 He never wanted you. 1187 01:03:25,535 --> 01:03:27,710 In all probability, he hates you. 1188 01:03:27,764 --> 01:03:29,231 This is not the worst thing that can happen. 1189 01:03:29,256 --> 01:03:30,084 What is it? 1190 01:03:30,163 --> 01:03:31,365 We don't need him! 1191 01:03:31,390 --> 01:03:32,734 We don't! I agree! I gotta go! 1192 01:03:32,758 --> 01:03:34,490 Fuck damnation man, fuck redemption. 1193 01:03:34,610 --> 01:03:36,071 We are God's unwanted children? 1194 01:03:36,095 --> 01:03:37,024 So be it! 1195 01:03:37,049 --> 01:03:38,073 I am getting water! 1196 01:03:38,097 --> 01:03:39,199 Listen! 1197 01:03:39,223 --> 01:03:41,095 You can use water over your head and make it worse or... 1198 01:03:41,308 --> 01:03:42,268 Look at me! 1199 01:03:42,784 --> 01:03:44,871 Or use vinegar to neutralize the burn. 1200 01:03:44,895 --> 01:03:46,005 Please let me have it, please! 1201 01:03:46,136 --> 01:03:47,612 First, you have to give up. 1202 01:03:48,712 --> 01:03:50,043 First, you have to know, 1203 01:03:50,067 --> 01:03:51,060 not fear, 1204 01:03:51,500 --> 01:03:53,760 know that someday, you are gonna die. 1205 01:03:54,495 --> 01:03:55,933 You don't know how this feels! 1206 01:04:01,439 --> 01:04:04,621 It's only after we have lost everything that we are free to do anything. 1207 01:04:06,467 --> 01:04:07,319 Ok. 1208 01:04:23,125 --> 01:04:24,244 Congratulations. 1209 01:04:24,634 --> 01:04:26,585 You are one step closer to hitting bottom. 1210 01:04:29,878 --> 01:04:33,172 Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. 1211 01:04:33,623 --> 01:04:35,133 God knows what they charged. 1212 01:04:35,158 --> 01:04:36,631 This is the best soap. 1213 01:04:37,822 --> 01:04:38,998 Why, thank you, Susan. 1214 01:04:39,269 --> 01:04:40,483 It was beautiful. 1215 01:04:41,079 --> 01:04:44,119 We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them. 1216 01:04:46,159 --> 01:04:48,059 He was wearing his yellow tie. 1217 01:04:48,279 --> 01:04:50,489 I didn't even wear a tie to work anymore. 1218 01:04:50,935 --> 01:04:54,062 The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club? 1219 01:04:54,668 --> 01:04:56,026 I am half asleep again. 1220 01:04:56,050 --> 01:04:58,017 I must have left the original in the copy machine. 1221 01:04:58,042 --> 01:05:00,103 The second rule of Fight... Is this yours? 1222 01:05:02,299 --> 01:05:03,450 Pretend you are me. 1223 01:05:03,474 --> 01:05:05,379 Make a managerial decision. 1224 01:05:05,469 --> 01:05:07,529 You find this. What would you do? 1225 01:05:12,849 --> 01:05:14,118 Well, I gotta tell you, 1226 01:05:15,002 --> 01:05:18,302 I would be very, very careful who you talk to about that. 1227 01:05:18,374 --> 01:05:20,175 Because the person who wrote that... 1228 01:05:20,427 --> 01:05:21,774 is dangerous. 1229 01:05:22,014 --> 01:05:26,520 And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap 1230 01:05:26,587 --> 01:05:29,391 and then stalk from office to office 1231 01:05:29,471 --> 01:05:34,585 with an Armalite AR10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, 1232 01:05:34,869 --> 01:05:38,499 pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. 1233 01:05:40,169 --> 01:05:42,787 This might be someone you have known for years. 1234 01:05:43,209 --> 01:05:46,784 Someone very, very close to you. 1235 01:05:47,438 --> 01:05:49,837 Tyler's words coming out of my mouth. 1236 01:05:51,569 --> 01:05:53,489 And I used to be such a nice guy. 1237 01:05:53,536 --> 01:05:56,916 Or maybe you should not bring me every little piece of trash you happened to pick up. 1238 01:06:00,519 --> 01:06:01,758 Compliance and Liability. 1239 01:06:02,335 --> 01:06:03,772 My tit is gonna rot off. 1240 01:06:05,902 --> 01:06:07,549 Will you excuse me? I need to take this. 1241 01:06:14,128 --> 01:06:15,178 What are you talking about. 1242 01:06:15,285 --> 01:06:17,678 I need you to check and see if there is a lump in my breast. 1243 01:06:18,308 --> 01:06:19,276 Go to a hospital. 1244 01:06:19,353 --> 01:06:21,468 I can't afford to throw money on a doctor. 1245 01:06:22,884 --> 01:06:24,361 I don't know about this, Marla. 1246 01:06:25,264 --> 01:06:26,117 Please? 1247 01:06:26,829 --> 01:06:28,368 She didn't call Tyler. 1248 01:06:28,505 --> 01:06:30,112 I'm neutral in her book. 1249 01:06:32,349 --> 01:06:33,415 That's nice. 1250 01:06:33,882 --> 01:06:35,083 Taking food to Mrs... 1251 01:06:35,448 --> 01:06:36,654 Haniver and Mrs. Raines. 1252 01:06:36,679 --> 01:06:38,348 Where are they, exactly? 1253 01:06:38,559 --> 01:06:39,921 Tragically, they are dead. 1254 01:06:40,081 --> 01:06:41,756 I am alive and I am in poverty. 1255 01:06:41,987 --> 01:06:43,082 You want any? 1256 01:06:43,229 --> 01:06:44,954 No, no. I got one for you. 1257 01:06:45,248 --> 01:06:46,621 Thanks for the thought. 1258 01:06:48,399 --> 01:06:49,968 What happened to your hand? 1259 01:06:51,136 --> 01:06:52,174 Oh, nothing. 1260 01:06:53,942 --> 01:06:54,715 Right there? 1261 01:06:56,409 --> 01:06:57,439 Feel anything? 1262 01:06:58,435 --> 01:06:59,054 No. 1263 01:06:59,079 --> 01:07:00,195 Well, make sure. 1264 01:07:02,059 --> 01:07:03,320 Ok, I am pretty sure. 1265 01:07:04,492 --> 01:07:05,322 You feel nothing? 1266 01:07:06,249 --> 01:07:07,385 No, nothing. 1267 01:07:09,419 --> 01:07:10,911 Well, that's a relief. 1268 01:07:11,465 --> 01:07:12,275 Thank you. 1269 01:07:12,806 --> 01:07:13,678 I... I mean... 1270 01:07:13,679 --> 01:07:14,706 No problem. 1271 01:07:14,730 --> 01:07:16,365 I wish I could return the favour. 1272 01:07:16,929 --> 01:07:19,513 There is not a lot of breast cancer in the men of my family. 1273 01:07:19,615 --> 01:07:20,712 I could check your prostate. 1274 01:07:20,996 --> 01:07:22,433 I think I am ok. 1275 01:07:23,193 --> 01:07:24,733 Well, thanks, anyway. 1276 01:07:29,819 --> 01:07:30,805 Are we done? 1277 01:07:31,379 --> 01:07:32,292 Yeah, we are done. 1278 01:07:32,459 --> 01:07:33,965 See you... around. 1279 01:07:51,629 --> 01:07:52,897 Cornelius? 1280 01:07:53,917 --> 01:07:55,044 Cornelius! 1281 01:07:56,349 --> 01:07:57,582 It's me! 1282 01:07:57,962 --> 01:07:58,719 Bob! 1283 01:07:59,049 --> 01:08:00,289 Hey, Bob. 1284 01:08:04,482 --> 01:08:06,862 We all thought you were dead. No, no. Still here. 1285 01:08:07,642 --> 01:08:08,762 How are you, Bob? 1286 01:08:09,777 --> 01:08:11,497 Better than I have ever been in my whole life. 1287 01:08:11,522 --> 01:08:13,912 Really? Still Remaining Men Together? 1288 01:08:14,458 --> 01:08:16,359 No, no. I got something so much better now. 1289 01:08:16,449 --> 01:08:17,912 Really, what is it? 1290 01:08:19,405 --> 01:08:20,278 Well... 1291 01:08:21,249 --> 01:08:22,732 The first rule is, 1292 01:08:23,375 --> 01:08:25,055 I am not supposed to talk about it. 1293 01:08:26,355 --> 01:08:27,789 And the second rule is... 1294 01:08:27,879 --> 01:08:29,539 I am not supposed to talk about it. 1295 01:08:29,822 --> 01:08:31,616 And the third rule is... Bob, Bob. 1296 01:08:32,086 --> 01:08:33,328 I am a member. 1297 01:08:34,179 --> 01:08:35,688 Look at my face, Bob. 1298 01:08:38,179 --> 01:08:40,469 Oh, that's fucking... Fucking great. 1299 01:08:40,699 --> 01:08:42,377 I have never seen you there. 1300 01:08:42,854 --> 01:08:44,405 I go Tuesdays and Thursdays. 1301 01:08:45,022 --> 01:08:46,237 I go Saturday. 1302 01:08:46,481 --> 01:08:47,862 Congratulations. 1303 01:08:49,015 --> 01:08:50,815 Yeah, hey, to both of us, right? 1304 01:08:50,849 --> 01:08:52,975 Have you heard about the guy that invented this thing? 1305 01:08:53,819 --> 01:08:55,989 Yeah, actually... I hear all kinds of things. 1306 01:08:56,282 --> 01:08:57,851 Yeah. Supposedly, 1307 01:08:58,349 --> 01:09:00,622 he was born in a mental institution, 1308 01:09:00,909 --> 01:09:02,314 and he sleeps, 1309 01:09:02,622 --> 01:09:03,989 only one hour a night. 1310 01:09:04,822 --> 01:09:06,335 He is a great man. 1311 01:09:07,709 --> 01:09:09,492 Do you know about Tyler Durden? 1312 01:09:35,485 --> 01:09:36,859 I didn't hurt you, did I? 1313 01:09:37,592 --> 01:09:39,005 Actually, you did. 1314 01:09:40,069 --> 01:09:41,311 Thank you for this. 1315 01:09:41,739 --> 01:09:43,831 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1316 01:09:43,958 --> 01:09:44,978 Fight Club. 1317 01:09:45,445 --> 01:09:46,518 Bob! Bob! 1318 01:09:46,608 --> 01:09:48,318 This was mine and Tyler's gift. 1319 01:09:48,809 --> 01:09:50,395 Our gift to the world. 1320 01:09:51,178 --> 01:09:54,115 I look around, I look around, I see a lot of new faces. 1321 01:09:56,009 --> 01:09:57,488 Shut up! 1322 01:09:58,925 --> 01:10:01,975 Which means a lot of people have been breaking the first two rules of Fight Club. 1323 01:10:10,979 --> 01:10:14,705 Man, I see in Fight Club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. 1324 01:10:15,658 --> 01:10:17,263 I see all this potential. 1325 01:10:17,860 --> 01:10:19,311 And I see it squandered. 1326 01:10:21,206 --> 01:10:24,133 Goddamn it, an entire generation pumping gas. 1327 01:10:24,626 --> 01:10:25,939 Waiting tables. 1328 01:10:26,442 --> 01:10:28,332 Slaves with white collars. 1329 01:10:30,959 --> 01:10:33,715 Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes. 1330 01:10:34,152 --> 01:10:37,395 Working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. 1331 01:10:41,359 --> 01:10:43,373 We are the middle children of history, men. 1332 01:10:43,885 --> 01:10:45,689 No purpose or place. 1333 01:10:46,459 --> 01:10:47,985 We have no great war. 1334 01:10:48,479 --> 01:10:49,850 No great depression. 1335 01:10:52,377 --> 01:10:54,363 Our great war is a spiritual war. 1336 01:10:55,323 --> 01:10:56,636 Our great depression... 1337 01:10:57,246 --> 01:10:58,445 is our lives. 1338 01:11:02,526 --> 01:11:04,008 We have all been raised on television 1339 01:11:04,033 --> 01:11:06,001 to believe that one day we could all be millionaires 1340 01:11:06,026 --> 01:11:08,119 and movie gods and rock stars. 1341 01:11:08,386 --> 01:11:09,719 But we won't. 1342 01:11:10,462 --> 01:11:12,148 We are slowly learning that fact. 1343 01:11:13,462 --> 01:11:14,404 And we are very, 1344 01:11:14,428 --> 01:11:16,068 very pissed off. 1345 01:11:16,249 --> 01:11:17,948 Yeah! 1346 01:11:21,014 --> 01:11:22,787 First rule of Fight Club is, 1347 01:11:22,997 --> 01:11:24,614 you do not talk about... 1348 01:11:30,139 --> 01:11:31,259 Who are you? 1349 01:11:32,349 --> 01:11:33,548 Who am I? 1350 01:11:33,572 --> 01:11:34,538 Yeah. 1351 01:11:36,199 --> 01:11:38,885 There is a sign on the front that says Lou's Tavern. 1352 01:11:39,609 --> 01:11:41,055 I am fucking Lou. 1353 01:11:42,099 --> 01:11:43,465 Who the fuck are you? 1354 01:11:44,029 --> 01:11:45,209 Tyler Durden. 1355 01:11:48,917 --> 01:11:51,837 Who told you motherfuckers that you could use my place? 1356 01:11:51,862 --> 01:11:53,422 We have a deal worked out with Irvine. 1357 01:11:53,862 --> 01:11:54,698 Irvine? 1358 01:11:55,008 --> 01:11:56,571 Irvine's at home with a broken collarbone. 1359 01:11:57,202 --> 01:11:58,573 He don't own this place. 1360 01:11:59,004 --> 01:11:59,656 I do. 1361 01:12:02,315 --> 01:12:04,037 How much money does he get for this? 1362 01:12:04,061 --> 01:12:05,049 There is no money. 1363 01:12:05,139 --> 01:12:06,122 Really? 1364 01:12:06,454 --> 01:12:07,197 Free to all. 1365 01:12:07,222 --> 01:12:08,124 Ain't that something. 1366 01:12:08,442 --> 01:12:09,588 It is, actually. 1367 01:12:10,219 --> 01:12:12,068 Look, stupid fuck! 1368 01:12:12,535 --> 01:12:14,714 I want everybody out of here right now. 1369 01:12:14,738 --> 01:12:17,359 Hey! You should join our club. 1370 01:12:18,665 --> 01:12:20,261 Did you hear what I just said? 1371 01:12:20,285 --> 01:12:21,463 You and your friend. 1372 01:12:25,155 --> 01:12:26,695 You hear me now? 1373 01:12:28,239 --> 01:12:29,966 No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou. 1374 01:12:36,959 --> 01:12:38,056 Still not getting it. 1375 01:12:40,530 --> 01:12:41,756 Ok, ok, ok, I got it. 1376 01:12:41,943 --> 01:12:44,316 I got it, I got it. Shit, I lost it. 1377 01:12:45,889 --> 01:12:47,395 Back! All of you! 1378 01:12:48,892 --> 01:12:50,242 Everybody back! 1379 01:12:58,741 --> 01:12:59,889 Lou! 1380 01:13:01,165 --> 01:13:02,387 Come on, man! 1381 01:13:03,138 --> 01:13:04,745 We really like this place. 1382 01:13:13,949 --> 01:13:16,238 That's right, Lou. Get it out. Shut the fuck up. 1383 01:13:16,619 --> 01:13:18,209 Oh, yeah! 1384 01:13:22,799 --> 01:13:24,394 That's fucking funny? 1385 01:13:34,179 --> 01:13:36,457 Fucking guy's a loony, I am telling you. 1386 01:13:37,979 --> 01:13:39,205 Unbelievable. 1387 01:13:44,149 --> 01:13:46,529 You don't know where I have been, Lou. Oh, my God! 1388 01:13:47,699 --> 01:13:49,809 You don't know where I have been! 1389 01:13:53,329 --> 01:13:56,249 Please let us keep it, Lou! Please, Lou! 1390 01:13:56,329 --> 01:13:58,589 Fucking use the basement! Christ! 1391 01:13:58,614 --> 01:14:01,442 I want your word, Lou! I want your word! 1392 01:14:01,625 --> 01:14:03,375 On my mother's eyes. 1393 01:14:12,849 --> 01:14:13,995 Thanks, Lou. 1394 01:14:16,599 --> 01:14:17,849 You too, big guy. 1395 01:14:22,399 --> 01:14:23,849 We'll see you next week. 1396 01:14:40,039 --> 01:14:41,235 This week, 1397 01:14:41,859 --> 01:14:43,845 each one of you has a homework assignment. 1398 01:14:45,165 --> 01:14:46,115 You are gonna go out. 1399 01:14:46,139 --> 01:14:47,325 You are gonna start a fight, 1400 01:14:47,349 --> 01:14:48,679 with a total stranger. 1401 01:14:51,889 --> 01:14:53,405 You are gonna start a fight, 1402 01:14:54,599 --> 01:14:56,052 and you are gonna lose. 1403 01:14:59,229 --> 01:15:00,505 Excellent choice, sir. 1404 01:15:02,729 --> 01:15:05,439 Hey! Watch out, jackass! Come on! 1405 01:15:05,729 --> 01:15:08,149 Now, this is not as easy as it sounds. 1406 01:15:11,659 --> 01:15:13,699 What... Son of a bitch! 1407 01:15:13,826 --> 01:15:15,228 Most people, 1408 01:15:15,252 --> 01:15:18,406 normal people, do just about anything to avoid a fight. 1409 01:15:19,999 --> 01:15:21,499 Excuse me! 1410 01:15:21,579 --> 01:15:22,925 You sprayed me with your hose. 1411 01:15:23,919 --> 01:15:25,419 That's not necessary. 1412 01:15:25,499 --> 01:15:27,499 Jay! Go call 911! 1413 01:15:30,009 --> 01:15:31,169 Put the hose down. 1414 01:15:32,142 --> 01:15:33,972 Stop it! Stop it! 1415 01:15:37,059 --> 01:15:38,032 Sorry. 1416 01:15:46,616 --> 01:15:47,696 You bastard! 1417 01:15:53,449 --> 01:15:54,802 We need to talk. 1418 01:15:58,055 --> 01:15:58,975 Ok. 1419 01:16:00,909 --> 01:16:02,119 Where to begin? 1420 01:16:02,289 --> 01:16:04,742 With your constant absenteeism? 1421 01:16:05,355 --> 01:16:07,055 With your unpresentable appearance? 1422 01:16:08,024 --> 01:16:09,365 You are up for review. 1423 01:16:09,389 --> 01:16:12,734 I am Jack's complete lack of surprise. 1424 01:16:12,759 --> 01:16:13,599 What? 1425 01:16:13,769 --> 01:16:14,719 Let's pretend. 1426 01:16:14,955 --> 01:16:16,815 You are the Department of Transportation, 1427 01:16:17,175 --> 01:16:17,832 Ok? 1428 01:16:18,482 --> 01:16:20,626 Someone informs you that... 1429 01:16:20,768 --> 01:16:23,576 this company installs front seat mounting brackets, 1430 01:16:23,716 --> 01:16:25,649 that never pass collision tests, 1431 01:16:25,729 --> 01:16:28,899 brake linings that fail after 1,000 miles, 1432 01:16:29,300 --> 01:16:33,167 and fuel injectors that explode and burn people alive. 1433 01:16:34,319 --> 01:16:35,327 What then? 1434 01:16:36,430 --> 01:16:37,769 Are you threatening me? 1435 01:16:38,228 --> 01:16:39,109 No... 1436 01:16:39,134 --> 01:16:40,772 Get the fuck out of here. You are fired! 1437 01:16:40,796 --> 01:16:41,870 I have a better solution. 1438 01:16:42,598 --> 01:16:45,789 You keep me on the payroll as an outside consultant 1439 01:16:46,349 --> 01:16:47,943 and in exchange for my salary, 1440 01:16:47,968 --> 01:16:51,535 my job will be never to tell people these things that I know. 1441 01:16:52,524 --> 01:16:54,535 I don't even have to come into the office. 1442 01:16:54,559 --> 01:16:56,168 I can do this job from home. 1443 01:16:57,358 --> 01:16:59,957 Who... Who the fuck do you think you are? You... 1444 01:17:00,207 --> 01:17:01,835 crazy little shit? 1445 01:17:06,149 --> 01:17:07,215 Security! 1446 01:17:07,851 --> 01:17:10,551 I am Jack's smirking revenge. 1447 01:17:19,565 --> 01:17:20,969 What the hell are you doing? 1448 01:17:30,249 --> 01:17:31,419 That hurt. 1449 01:17:34,439 --> 01:17:35,652 Why would you do that? 1450 01:17:36,589 --> 01:17:39,545 Oh, my God! No! Please stop! 1451 01:17:49,729 --> 01:17:50,984 What are you doing? 1452 01:17:52,377 --> 01:17:54,417 Oh, God, no! Please! No! 1453 01:17:54,442 --> 01:17:56,639 For some reason, I thought of my first fight, 1454 01:17:57,127 --> 01:17:58,084 with Tyler. 1455 01:17:58,109 --> 01:17:59,081 No! 1456 01:18:24,575 --> 01:18:29,034 Under and behind and inside everything this man took for granted, 1457 01:18:29,059 --> 01:18:31,415 something horrible had been growing. 1458 01:18:32,439 --> 01:18:33,259 Look. 1459 01:18:33,559 --> 01:18:35,843 Give me the pay cheques, like I asked, 1460 01:18:36,125 --> 01:18:38,483 and you won't ever see me again. 1461 01:18:38,562 --> 01:18:41,961 And right then, at our most excellent moment together... 1462 01:18:45,329 --> 01:18:46,397 Thank God! 1463 01:18:46,542 --> 01:18:47,982 Please don't hit me again. 1464 01:18:48,119 --> 01:18:50,770 Telephone, computer, fax machine, 1465 01:18:50,795 --> 01:18:54,709 52 weekly pay cheques and 48 airline flight coupons. 1466 01:18:54,799 --> 01:18:57,109 We now had corporate sponsorship. 1467 01:18:57,529 --> 01:19:00,969 This is how Tyler and I were able to have Fight Club every night of the week. 1468 01:19:04,015 --> 01:19:04,749 Now, 1469 01:19:04,906 --> 01:19:08,272 nobody was the centre of Fight Club except the two men fighting. 1470 01:19:09,242 --> 01:19:11,047 The leader walked through the crowd, 1471 01:19:11,264 --> 01:19:12,382 out in the darkness. 1472 01:19:14,044 --> 01:19:16,844 Tyler was now involved in a class action lawsuit 1473 01:19:16,868 --> 01:19:19,942 with the Pressman Hotel over the urine content of their soup. 1474 01:19:26,128 --> 01:19:28,088 I am Jack's wasted life. 1475 01:19:36,459 --> 01:19:37,660 Thank you, sir. 1476 01:19:40,509 --> 01:19:42,973 Tyler dreamed up new homework assignments. 1477 01:19:43,219 --> 01:19:45,649 He handed them out in sealed envelopes. 1478 01:20:25,639 --> 01:20:27,832 Did you know there is a Fight Club up in Delaware City. 1479 01:20:27,856 --> 01:20:28,905 Yeah, I heard. 1480 01:20:30,559 --> 01:20:32,420 There is one in Penns Grove too. 1481 01:20:32,445 --> 01:20:33,264 Leave it. 1482 01:20:33,430 --> 01:20:35,139 Bob even found one up in New Castle. 1483 01:20:35,164 --> 01:20:36,590 Yeah, did you start that one? 1484 01:20:37,015 --> 01:20:38,924 No, I thought you did. No. 1485 01:21:30,302 --> 01:21:32,095 Stop for a second. Hey, what are we doing? 1486 01:21:32,168 --> 01:21:33,590 Turn around. What are we doing? 1487 01:21:33,675 --> 01:21:34,899 Homework assignment. 1488 01:21:35,282 --> 01:21:36,654 What kind of homework assignment? 1489 01:21:36,679 --> 01:21:38,105 Human sacrifice. 1490 01:21:38,499 --> 01:21:39,737 Hey! Is that a gun? 1491 01:21:39,761 --> 01:21:41,304 Please! Please tell me that's not a gun. 1492 01:21:41,306 --> 01:21:42,239 It's a gun. 1493 01:21:42,263 --> 01:21:43,340 Meet me in the back. 1494 01:21:43,419 --> 01:21:44,700 No, no! Hey! Don't fuck around! 1495 01:21:44,817 --> 01:21:46,222 Meet me in the back. 1496 01:21:46,799 --> 01:21:48,645 On a long enough time line, 1497 01:21:49,432 --> 01:21:51,799 the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. 1498 01:21:53,439 --> 01:21:54,845 Stop. What are you doing? Come on. 1499 01:21:54,870 --> 01:21:56,065 Hands behind your back. 1500 01:21:56,849 --> 01:21:57,985 Give me your wallet. 1501 01:22:00,592 --> 01:22:03,551 Raymond K. Hessel. 1320 SE Banning, Apartment A. 1502 01:22:03,859 --> 01:22:05,739 Small cramped basement apartment? 1503 01:22:05,810 --> 01:22:06,538 How did you know? 1504 01:22:06,563 --> 01:22:09,299 Because they give shitty basement apartments letters instead of numbers. 1505 01:22:09,869 --> 01:22:10,976 Raymond! 1506 01:22:12,075 --> 01:22:13,197 You are going to die. 1507 01:22:13,222 --> 01:22:14,095 No! 1508 01:22:15,289 --> 01:22:16,539 Is that your mom and dad? 1509 01:22:16,839 --> 01:22:19,269 Mom and dad are gonna have to call the kindly doctor service over 1510 01:22:19,395 --> 01:22:21,222 to pick up your dental records. You want to know why? 1511 01:22:21,582 --> 01:22:23,447 Because there will be nothing left of your face. 1512 01:22:23,598 --> 01:22:25,075 Oh, come on! Come on! 1513 01:22:25,169 --> 01:22:27,827 An expired community college student ID. 1514 01:22:28,090 --> 01:22:29,448 What did you study, Raymond? 1515 01:22:29,725 --> 01:22:32,225 S... Stuff. Stuff? 1516 01:22:32,429 --> 01:22:33,781 Were the midterms hard? 1517 01:22:35,639 --> 01:22:37,211 I asked you what you studied! 1518 01:22:37,235 --> 01:22:38,349 Biology, mostly. 1519 01:22:38,439 --> 01:22:39,338 Why? 1520 01:22:39,507 --> 01:22:41,729 I don't know. 1521 01:22:41,754 --> 01:22:44,037 What did you wanna be, Raymond K. Hessel? 1522 01:22:46,109 --> 01:22:47,304 The question, 1523 01:22:47,441 --> 01:22:50,570 Raymond, was what did you want to be? 1524 01:22:52,471 --> 01:22:53,891 Answer him, Raymond! Jesus! 1525 01:22:53,972 --> 01:22:56,459 Veterinarian. Veterinarian. Animals. 1526 01:22:56,585 --> 01:22:59,039 Yeah. Animal and stuff. Stuff. Yeah, I got that. 1527 01:22:59,119 --> 01:23:00,972 That means that you have to get more schooling. 1528 01:23:01,099 --> 01:23:02,209 Too much school. 1529 01:23:02,379 --> 01:23:04,503 Would you rather be dead? No, please... 1530 01:23:04,528 --> 01:23:06,157 You would rather die, here, 1531 01:23:06,181 --> 01:23:08,522 on your knees, in the back of a convenience store? 1532 01:23:09,589 --> 01:23:11,679 No. God please, no. 1533 01:23:15,509 --> 01:23:16,809 I am keeping your license. 1534 01:23:18,059 --> 01:23:19,632 Gonna check in on you. 1535 01:23:19,657 --> 01:23:21,212 I know where you live. 1536 01:23:22,349 --> 01:23:25,059 If you are not on your way to becoming a veterinarian in six weeks, 1537 01:23:25,149 --> 01:23:26,399 you will be dead. 1538 01:23:29,029 --> 01:23:30,255 Now run on home. 1539 01:23:35,535 --> 01:23:37,495 Run, Forrest, run! 1540 01:23:38,949 --> 01:23:40,238 I feel ill. 1541 01:23:42,619 --> 01:23:44,028 Imagine how he feels. 1542 01:23:44,052 --> 01:23:45,789 Come on, this is not funny! 1543 01:23:45,879 --> 01:23:48,366 That was not funny. What the fuck was the point of that? 1544 01:23:49,169 --> 01:23:52,215 Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. 1545 01:23:53,049 --> 01:23:56,322 His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. 1546 01:23:58,639 --> 01:24:00,408 You had to give it to him. 1547 01:24:01,229 --> 01:24:03,022 Come on. He had a plan. 1548 01:24:03,522 --> 01:24:06,368 And it started to make sense in a Tyler sort of way. 1549 01:24:06,729 --> 01:24:07,885 No fear. 1550 01:24:08,309 --> 01:24:09,635 No distractions. 1551 01:24:10,369 --> 01:24:13,098 The ability to let that which does not matter, 1552 01:24:13,208 --> 01:24:14,747 in truly slide. 1553 01:24:27,835 --> 01:24:29,181 You are not your job. 1554 01:24:31,925 --> 01:24:33,725 You are not how much money you have in the bank. 1555 01:24:37,285 --> 01:24:38,425 You are not the car you drive. 1556 01:24:39,495 --> 01:24:41,325 You are not the contents of your wallet. 1557 01:24:43,269 --> 01:24:45,055 You are not your fucking khakis. 1558 01:24:47,479 --> 01:24:49,995 You are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world. 1559 01:24:59,995 --> 01:25:01,635 I will be out of your way in a sec. 1560 01:25:03,119 --> 01:25:04,469 You don't have to go. 1561 01:25:06,629 --> 01:25:07,622 Whatever. 1562 01:25:09,419 --> 01:25:10,614 No, I mean... 1563 01:25:12,211 --> 01:25:13,085 it's ok. 1564 01:25:22,708 --> 01:25:24,021 Are you still going to groups? 1565 01:25:25,599 --> 01:25:26,428 Yeah. 1566 01:25:28,899 --> 01:25:29,954 Chloe is dead. 1567 01:25:31,552 --> 01:25:32,372 Chloe. 1568 01:25:33,939 --> 01:25:35,132 When did that happen? 1569 01:25:36,452 --> 01:25:37,612 Do you care? 1570 01:25:38,779 --> 01:25:40,879 I don't know. I have not thought about it in a while. 1571 01:25:41,838 --> 01:25:42,972 Yeah, well... 1572 01:25:44,132 --> 01:25:46,592 it was the smart move on her part. 1573 01:25:48,861 --> 01:25:49,942 Listen... 1574 01:25:51,039 --> 01:25:53,162 What... What are you getting out of all this? 1575 01:25:53,966 --> 01:25:54,875 What? 1576 01:25:56,149 --> 01:25:58,135 I mean, all this. Why do you keep... 1577 01:25:59,139 --> 01:26:00,942 Is this making you happy? 1578 01:26:03,059 --> 01:26:04,551 Yeah, well, sometimes. 1579 01:26:06,671 --> 01:26:08,534 What... I don't know. I don't understand. 1580 01:26:08,731 --> 01:26:09,965 Why... Why does a... 1581 01:26:10,411 --> 01:26:13,344 weaker person need to latch on to a strong person? What the... 1582 01:26:13,368 --> 01:26:14,391 What is that? 1583 01:26:14,729 --> 01:26:16,211 What do you get out of it? 1584 01:26:18,739 --> 01:26:21,727 No... That's not the same thing at all. I mean it were... 1585 01:26:21,751 --> 01:26:23,124 It's totally different with us. 1586 01:26:23,149 --> 01:26:24,551 We... We... Us? 1587 01:26:25,699 --> 01:26:27,232 What do you mean by us? 1588 01:26:27,256 --> 01:26:28,882 I am sorry. Do you hear this? 1589 01:26:29,595 --> 01:26:30,361 Hear what? 1590 01:26:30,385 --> 01:26:32,236 You are not hearing all that noise? Hold on a second. 1591 01:26:32,421 --> 01:26:33,947 No, wait! What were you saying? 1592 01:26:33,971 --> 01:26:35,821 Don't change the subject! I want to talk about this. 1593 01:26:35,974 --> 01:26:37,701 You are not talking about me, are you? 1594 01:26:37,725 --> 01:26:38,467 No. 1595 01:26:38,679 --> 01:26:39,038 What? 1596 01:26:39,040 --> 01:26:41,930 That day you came over to my place, playing doctor. What was going on there? 1597 01:26:42,349 --> 01:26:43,791 What are you talking about? 1598 01:26:43,815 --> 01:26:45,389 Nothing. Nothing. 1599 01:26:45,469 --> 01:26:47,602 I don't think so. Oh, come on. What do you want? 1600 01:26:47,829 --> 01:26:49,152 Look at me. No. What? 1601 01:26:49,177 --> 01:26:50,055 Look at me. 1602 01:26:51,439 --> 01:26:52,716 What is that? 1603 01:26:52,913 --> 01:26:54,487 It's nothing. Don't worry about it. 1604 01:26:54,512 --> 01:26:56,220 My God. Who did this? 1605 01:26:56,244 --> 01:26:57,189 A person. 1606 01:26:57,319 --> 01:26:58,500 Guy or girl? 1607 01:26:58,920 --> 01:27:00,471 What do you care if it's a guy or a girl? 1608 01:27:00,496 --> 01:27:01,751 What do you care if I ask? 1609 01:27:01,776 --> 01:27:03,378 It's none of your business. Leave me alone. You are afraid to say. 1610 01:27:03,403 --> 01:27:05,270 I am not afraid to say. Let me go. No. No! 1611 01:27:05,294 --> 01:27:06,198 Talk to me. 1612 01:27:06,223 --> 01:27:08,016 Let go of me. Leave me alone! No! 1613 01:27:08,056 --> 01:27:10,211 This conversation... This conversation... 1614 01:27:10,236 --> 01:27:12,459 is over. Is over. 1615 01:27:14,459 --> 01:27:16,559 I just can't win with you, can I? 1616 01:27:25,589 --> 01:27:27,526 Hey, this is getting a little old! 1617 01:27:29,729 --> 01:27:31,302 What is... What is all this? 1618 01:27:31,839 --> 01:27:32,825 What do you think? 1619 01:27:34,729 --> 01:27:36,632 Hey, why do we need bunk beds? 1620 01:27:37,474 --> 01:27:38,238 Hey! 1621 01:27:46,052 --> 01:27:46,895 Too young. 1622 01:27:47,272 --> 01:27:48,032 Sorry. 1623 01:27:49,699 --> 01:27:51,289 What's all that? What... 1624 01:27:51,582 --> 01:27:54,027 Right, if that applicant is young, tell him he is too young, 1625 01:27:54,051 --> 01:27:55,142 old too old, fat too fat. 1626 01:27:55,215 --> 01:27:56,209 Applicant? 1627 01:27:56,339 --> 01:27:58,824 If the applicant then waits for three days without food, 1628 01:27:58,848 --> 01:28:00,068 shelter or encouragement, 1629 01:28:00,176 --> 01:28:02,087 he may then enter and begin his training. 1630 01:28:02,689 --> 01:28:03,968 Training for what? 1631 01:28:09,969 --> 01:28:11,348 You think this is a game? 1632 01:28:11,652 --> 01:28:13,902 You are too young to train here, end of story. 1633 01:28:14,269 --> 01:28:16,643 Quit wasting our time. Get the fuck out of here. 1634 01:28:21,609 --> 01:28:22,855 Bad news, friend. 1635 01:28:24,415 --> 01:28:25,789 It's not gonna happen. 1636 01:28:26,989 --> 01:28:28,842 Sorry if there was a misunderstanding. 1637 01:28:29,039 --> 01:28:30,856 It's not the end of the world. Just... 1638 01:28:30,880 --> 01:28:32,154 go away. 1639 01:28:33,789 --> 01:28:34,668 Go. 1640 01:28:35,829 --> 01:28:38,662 You are trespassing and I will have to call the police. 1641 01:28:43,328 --> 01:28:44,536 Don't you look at me! 1642 01:28:44,560 --> 01:28:46,258 You think you are ever getting in this house? 1643 01:28:46,260 --> 01:28:47,760 You are never getting in this fucking house! 1644 01:28:47,849 --> 01:28:49,792 Never. Now get the fuck off my porch! 1645 01:28:49,816 --> 01:28:51,179 Get off my porch! 1646 01:28:51,269 --> 01:28:52,544 Sooner or later, 1647 01:28:52,568 --> 01:28:54,542 we all became what Tyler wanted us to be. 1648 01:28:54,569 --> 01:28:56,542 I am gonna go inside and I am gonna get a shovel. 1649 01:29:05,569 --> 01:29:06,835 Got two black shirts? 1650 01:29:07,795 --> 01:29:09,529 Sir? Two pairs of black pants? 1651 01:29:09,554 --> 01:29:11,130 Yes, sir. One pair black boots? 1652 01:29:11,154 --> 01:29:12,554 Sir. Two pairs of black socks? 1653 01:29:12,579 --> 01:29:14,039 Sir. One black jacket? 1654 01:29:14,119 --> 01:29:16,329 Sir. $300 personal burial money? 1655 01:29:16,419 --> 01:29:17,337 Yes sir. 1656 01:29:20,299 --> 01:29:21,277 Alright. 1657 01:29:32,429 --> 01:29:33,920 You are too old fat man. 1658 01:29:35,495 --> 01:29:36,672 Your tits are too big. 1659 01:29:36,696 --> 01:29:38,325 Get the fuck off my porch. 1660 01:29:46,152 --> 01:29:47,532 Bob! Bob! 1661 01:30:03,629 --> 01:30:06,075 Like a monkey ready to be shot into space. 1662 01:30:07,142 --> 01:30:08,328 Space monkey. 1663 01:30:09,179 --> 01:30:11,665 Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good. 1664 01:30:18,265 --> 01:30:20,585 You are too fucking old, fatty! 1665 01:30:21,589 --> 01:30:22,551 And you... 1666 01:30:23,162 --> 01:30:26,302 You are too fucking blond! 1667 01:30:26,442 --> 01:30:28,202 Get out of here, the both of you! 1668 01:30:29,239 --> 01:30:30,634 And so it went. 1669 01:30:30,719 --> 01:30:32,131 Listen up, maggots. 1670 01:30:33,119 --> 01:30:34,644 You are not special. 1671 01:30:35,499 --> 01:30:38,619 You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. 1672 01:30:39,545 --> 01:30:42,835 You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. 1673 01:30:43,539 --> 01:30:45,544 Tyler built himself an army. 1674 01:30:45,799 --> 01:30:49,112 We are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world. 1675 01:30:50,089 --> 01:30:53,169 We are all part of the same compost heap. 1676 01:30:55,349 --> 01:30:57,495 Why was Tyler Durden building an army? 1677 01:30:58,179 --> 01:30:59,504 To what purpose? 1678 01:31:00,014 --> 01:31:02,032 For what greater good? 1679 01:31:05,529 --> 01:31:07,201 In Tyler we trusted. 1680 01:31:10,984 --> 01:31:12,004 No, no, no... 1681 01:31:12,029 --> 01:31:15,187 When he was like, You are not your job, 1682 01:31:15,557 --> 01:31:17,697 I was like... Yeah! 1683 01:31:20,419 --> 01:31:21,693 Hey, what is all this? 1684 01:31:22,076 --> 01:31:22,898 Hey! 1685 01:31:25,642 --> 01:31:26,471 Ok! 1686 01:31:27,582 --> 01:31:29,419 What's going on? We are celebrating. 1687 01:31:29,509 --> 01:31:31,022 What are we celebrating? Go on. 1688 01:31:36,548 --> 01:31:37,167 Hey. 1689 01:31:37,344 --> 01:31:38,828 Let me get that for you. 1690 01:31:43,149 --> 01:31:44,549 Same great taste. 1691 01:31:44,573 --> 01:31:46,399 Pepsi. Generation Next. 1692 01:31:50,062 --> 01:31:52,139 Investigators are on the scene right now. 1693 01:31:52,238 --> 01:31:54,660 Hold on, Police Commissioner Jacobs has just arrived. 1694 01:31:54,779 --> 01:31:55,887 Commissioner, please. 1695 01:31:55,912 --> 01:31:58,085 Could you please tell us what you think has happened here? 1696 01:31:58,272 --> 01:32:02,178 We believe this is one of many recent acts of vandalism around the city 1697 01:32:02,345 --> 01:32:04,194 somehow related to underground... 1698 01:32:04,451 --> 01:32:05,778 boxing clubs. 1699 01:32:06,185 --> 01:32:09,249 We will be coordinating a rigorous investigation. 1700 01:32:10,232 --> 01:32:13,529 That was Police Commissioner Jacobs who just arrived on the scene, 1701 01:32:13,555 --> 01:32:16,430 here of a four alarm fire that broke out about an hour ago. 1702 01:32:16,564 --> 01:32:18,237 Live from the Parker Morris Building, she is hot. 1703 01:32:18,271 --> 01:32:19,317 Lauren Sanchez. 1704 01:32:19,375 --> 01:32:20,675 Back to you in the studio. 1705 01:32:21,559 --> 01:32:23,139 Yeah! Yeah! 1706 01:32:24,649 --> 01:32:25,841 Holy shit! 1707 01:32:26,498 --> 01:32:27,202 Yeah! 1708 01:32:30,562 --> 01:32:31,176 Yeah. 1709 01:32:33,569 --> 01:32:35,288 What the fuck did you guys do? 1710 01:32:35,313 --> 01:32:36,309 How the blaze started, 1711 01:32:36,365 --> 01:32:38,745 but arson investigators are on the premises... 1712 01:32:45,058 --> 01:32:48,359 Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions, sir. 1713 01:32:55,582 --> 01:32:57,581 The victory in the war against crime, 1714 01:32:57,605 --> 01:32:59,122 will not come overnight. 1715 01:32:59,672 --> 01:33:01,668 It will take dedication and commitment, 1716 01:33:01,804 --> 01:33:04,244 and most of all, cooperation. 1717 01:33:04,269 --> 01:33:05,556 Streets are safer now. 1718 01:33:06,170 --> 01:33:07,729 There is hope in the inner city. 1719 01:33:08,382 --> 01:33:11,302 However, this is only the beginning. I gotta take a piss. 1720 01:33:11,979 --> 01:33:13,764 These are the first steps, 1721 01:33:13,788 --> 01:33:15,075 in a long journey. 1722 01:33:15,659 --> 01:33:18,369 That is why we have created Project Hope. Bob. 1723 01:33:18,572 --> 01:33:19,561 Helping others, 1724 01:33:19,585 --> 01:33:21,619 with prevention and enforcement. 1725 01:33:22,499 --> 01:33:24,699 Project Hope will be a joint effort 1726 01:33:24,935 --> 01:33:27,169 between the police and community leaders. 1727 01:33:27,942 --> 01:33:29,715 It will be a powerful new weapon 1728 01:33:29,929 --> 01:33:31,499 in the war against crime. 1729 01:34:17,944 --> 01:34:21,797 Wrap it around the top of his Hacky Sack, Bob. Man! His balls are ice-cold. 1730 01:34:23,719 --> 01:34:24,626 Hi. 1731 01:34:24,897 --> 01:34:26,849 You are gonna call off your rigorous investigation. 1732 01:34:27,095 --> 01:34:29,689 You are gonna publicly state that there is no underground group 1733 01:34:29,901 --> 01:34:30,590 or, 1734 01:34:31,141 --> 01:34:32,867 these guys are gonna take your balls. 1735 01:34:33,041 --> 01:34:33,629 No! 1736 01:34:33,654 --> 01:34:37,127 They are gonna send one to the New York Times and one to the LA Times. Press release style. 1737 01:34:38,204 --> 01:34:39,099 Look. 1738 01:34:39,123 --> 01:34:41,323 The people you are after are the people you depend on. 1739 01:34:42,054 --> 01:34:43,186 We cook your meals. 1740 01:34:43,463 --> 01:34:44,646 We haul your trash. 1741 01:34:44,903 --> 01:34:46,054 We connect your calls. 1742 01:34:46,299 --> 01:34:47,607 We drive your ambulances. 1743 01:34:48,099 --> 01:34:49,899 We guard you while you sleep. 1744 01:34:54,249 --> 01:34:56,049 Do not fuck with us. 1745 01:35:05,938 --> 01:35:06,732 Ball check! 1746 01:35:21,949 --> 01:35:23,109 Bob, this way. 1747 01:35:24,699 --> 01:35:25,772 Let's go. 1748 01:35:27,369 --> 01:35:30,079 I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection. 1749 01:35:30,869 --> 01:35:31,772 Hey! 1750 01:35:47,599 --> 01:35:48,849 Yeah! 1751 01:36:21,592 --> 01:36:26,682 I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every panda that would not screw to save its species. 1752 01:36:29,679 --> 01:36:32,660 I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers 1753 01:36:32,685 --> 01:36:35,562 and smother all those French beaches I would never see. 1754 01:36:40,069 --> 01:36:42,090 I wanted to breathe smoke. 1755 01:36:59,209 --> 01:37:00,955 Where did you go, psycho boy? 1756 01:37:03,215 --> 01:37:05,135 I felt like destruct something beautiful. 1757 01:37:10,059 --> 01:37:12,145 Get him to a fucking hospital. Yeah. 1758 01:37:24,569 --> 01:37:25,849 Don't worry, Mr. Durden. 1759 01:37:25,873 --> 01:37:27,609 Airport parking. Long term. 1760 01:37:29,079 --> 01:37:30,515 After you, Mr. Durden. 1761 01:37:32,329 --> 01:37:33,472 After you. 1762 01:37:51,679 --> 01:37:53,419 Something on your mind, dear? No. 1763 01:37:54,624 --> 01:37:57,374 Alright, yeah. Why was not I told about Project Mayhem? 1764 01:37:57,399 --> 01:38:00,759 First rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions. 1765 01:38:00,783 --> 01:38:01,630 What are you talking about? 1766 01:38:01,736 --> 01:38:03,345 Why didn't you include me in the beginning? 1767 01:38:03,369 --> 01:38:05,029 Fight Club was the beginning. 1768 01:38:05,109 --> 01:38:08,143 Now it's moved out of the basements and it's called Project Mayhem. 1769 01:38:08,595 --> 01:38:10,560 You and I started Fight Club together. 1770 01:38:10,584 --> 01:38:11,429 You remember that? 1771 01:38:11,549 --> 01:38:13,275 It's as much mine as it is yours. You know? 1772 01:38:13,375 --> 01:38:14,630 Is this about you and me? 1773 01:38:14,632 --> 01:38:17,250 Yeah. I thought we were doing this together. You are missing the point. 1774 01:38:17,329 --> 01:38:19,459 This does not belong to us. 1775 01:38:19,539 --> 01:38:21,321 We are not special. Fuck that. 1776 01:38:21,345 --> 01:38:22,588 You should have told me. 1777 01:38:24,625 --> 01:38:25,532 Hey, Tyler! 1778 01:38:28,049 --> 01:38:30,139 Goddamn it, Tyler! What do you want? 1779 01:38:30,219 --> 01:38:32,207 A statement of purpose? Should I email you? 1780 01:38:32,231 --> 01:38:33,694 Should I put this on your action item list? 1781 01:38:33,719 --> 01:38:36,139 Oh, look... You decide your own level of involvement! 1782 01:38:36,439 --> 01:38:38,479 I will! I wanna know certain things first! 1783 01:38:38,559 --> 01:38:41,165 The first rule of Project Mayhem... Shut up! 1784 01:38:42,819 --> 01:38:44,976 I wanna know what you are thinking. Fuck what you know! 1785 01:38:45,096 --> 01:38:47,276 You need to forget about what you know. That's your problem. 1786 01:38:47,301 --> 01:38:49,349 Forget about what you thinking know about life, 1787 01:38:49,572 --> 01:38:50,557 about friendship, 1788 01:38:50,582 --> 01:38:52,342 and especially about you and me. 1789 01:38:54,239 --> 01:38:56,299 What? What is that supposed to mean? What... 1790 01:38:59,329 --> 01:39:00,529 What are you doing? 1791 01:39:03,199 --> 01:39:05,159 Guys, what will you wish you would done before you die? 1792 01:39:05,275 --> 01:39:07,545 Paint a self portrait. Build a house. 1793 01:39:08,049 --> 01:39:08,952 And you? 1794 01:39:08,976 --> 01:39:10,498 I don't know. Nothing. Nothing. 1795 01:39:10,572 --> 01:39:12,984 Get in the right lane. You have to know the answer to this question! 1796 01:39:13,009 --> 01:39:16,017 If you died right now, how would you feel about your life? 1797 01:39:16,042 --> 01:39:18,400 I don't know! I would not feel anything good about my life. 1798 01:39:18,425 --> 01:39:20,198 Is that what you want to hear me say? Fine. 1799 01:39:20,505 --> 01:39:22,099 Come on! Not good enough. 1800 01:39:22,189 --> 01:39:24,645 Stop fucking around! Tyler! 1801 01:39:27,489 --> 01:39:29,109 Jesus Christ! 1802 01:39:29,199 --> 01:39:31,945 Goddamn it! Goddamn it! Fuck you! 1803 01:39:31,999 --> 01:39:35,579 Fuck Fight Club. Fuck Marla! I am sick of all your shit! 1804 01:39:37,079 --> 01:39:38,985 Ok, man. Ok. 1805 01:39:39,999 --> 01:39:41,401 Quit screwing around. 1806 01:39:41,425 --> 01:39:42,459 Take the wheel! Oh, look at you! 1807 01:39:42,592 --> 01:39:43,778 Take the wheel! Look at you! 1808 01:39:44,365 --> 01:39:45,563 You are fucking pathetic! 1809 01:39:45,729 --> 01:39:47,532 Why? Why? What are you talking about? 1810 01:39:47,848 --> 01:39:49,988 Why do you think I blew up your condo? 1811 01:39:51,704 --> 01:39:52,469 What? 1812 01:39:52,549 --> 01:39:54,664 Hitting bottom is not a weekend retreat. 1813 01:39:54,688 --> 01:39:56,397 It's not a goddamn seminar. 1814 01:39:57,059 --> 01:40:00,229 Stop trying to control everything and just let go! 1815 01:40:03,475 --> 01:40:04,591 Let go! 1816 01:40:04,615 --> 01:40:05,775 Alright. Fine. 1817 01:40:07,189 --> 01:40:08,142 Fine. 1818 01:41:07,499 --> 01:41:09,605 I had never been in a car accident. 1819 01:41:11,129 --> 01:41:13,454 This must have been what all those people felt like 1820 01:41:13,479 --> 01:41:16,429 before I filed them as statistics in my reports. 1821 01:41:17,219 --> 01:41:18,319 Goddamn! 1822 01:41:22,825 --> 01:41:24,825 We have just had a near life experience! 1823 01:41:30,609 --> 01:41:32,095 In the world I see, 1824 01:41:32,862 --> 01:41:35,489 you are stalking elk through the Grand Canyon forests 1825 01:41:35,569 --> 01:41:38,279 around the ruins of Rockefeller Centre. 1826 01:41:40,482 --> 01:41:43,697 You will wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. 1827 01:41:45,209 --> 01:41:48,679 You will climb the great thick Kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. 1828 01:41:50,552 --> 01:41:54,392 And when you look down, you will see tiny figures pounding corn, 1829 01:41:54,969 --> 01:41:56,467 laying strips of venison 1830 01:41:56,492 --> 01:42:00,152 in the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway. 1831 01:42:13,529 --> 01:42:14,955 Feel better, champion? 1832 01:42:33,709 --> 01:42:34,678 And then... 1833 01:42:35,209 --> 01:42:36,105 Tyler? 1834 01:42:36,719 --> 01:42:37,938 Tyler was gone. 1835 01:42:46,849 --> 01:42:48,161 Was I asleep? 1836 01:42:50,349 --> 01:42:51,630 Had I slept? 1837 01:42:51,809 --> 01:42:54,582 You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake, you understand me? 1838 01:42:54,835 --> 01:42:56,962 The house had become a living thing, 1839 01:42:57,569 --> 01:43:00,909 wet inside from so many people sweating and breathing. 1840 01:43:00,989 --> 01:43:02,569 We are all part of the same compost heap... 1841 01:43:02,659 --> 01:43:04,892 So many people moving, the house moved. 1842 01:43:08,119 --> 01:43:09,312 Planet Tyler. 1843 01:43:09,919 --> 01:43:11,361 I had to hug the walls, 1844 01:43:11,980 --> 01:43:14,813 trapped inside this clockwork of space monkeys. 1845 01:43:14,919 --> 01:43:16,324 You can't be smoking in here! 1846 01:43:16,377 --> 01:43:18,335 You know how much ether is in this fucking house? 1847 01:43:18,360 --> 01:43:21,009 Cooking and working and sleeping in teams. 1848 01:43:24,259 --> 01:43:25,623 Hang on a second. 1849 01:43:45,925 --> 01:43:47,425 It's under control, sir. 1850 01:43:50,459 --> 01:43:51,564 Where is Tyler? 1851 01:43:52,134 --> 01:43:54,934 Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not... 1852 01:43:54,959 --> 01:43:56,573 Right. Ok. 1853 01:43:59,469 --> 01:44:00,969 I am all alone. 1854 01:44:01,709 --> 01:44:03,229 My father dumped me. 1855 01:44:03,556 --> 01:44:04,849 Tyler dumped me. 1856 01:44:05,662 --> 01:44:07,662 I am Jack's broken heart. 1857 01:44:12,185 --> 01:44:14,340 What comes next in Project Mayhem 1858 01:44:14,524 --> 01:44:15,895 only Tyler knows. 1859 01:44:16,706 --> 01:44:19,362 The second rule is, you do not ask questions. 1860 01:44:22,609 --> 01:44:25,529 Get the fuck away from me! Get the fuck away from me! 1861 01:44:26,502 --> 01:44:27,988 Who are all these people? 1862 01:44:33,079 --> 01:44:34,672 The Paper Street Soap Company. 1863 01:44:37,879 --> 01:44:38,987 Can I come in? 1864 01:44:42,669 --> 01:44:43,965 He is not here. 1865 01:44:45,135 --> 01:44:46,015 What? 1866 01:44:47,679 --> 01:44:48,666 Tyler... 1867 01:44:49,070 --> 01:44:50,722 is not here. 1868 01:44:51,679 --> 01:44:53,265 Tyler went away. 1869 01:44:53,862 --> 01:44:54,965 Tyler is gone. 1870 01:45:11,659 --> 01:45:13,636 Jesus! Get some help! 1871 01:45:26,389 --> 01:45:28,569 Two gunshot wounds coming through! 1872 01:45:28,625 --> 01:45:30,115 Make some fucking room! 1873 01:45:30,855 --> 01:45:32,362 What happened? What happened? 1874 01:45:32,559 --> 01:45:33,849 We were on assignment. 1875 01:45:33,929 --> 01:45:36,280 We were supposed to kill two birds with one stone. 1876 01:45:37,189 --> 01:45:39,200 Destroy a piece of corporate art... 1877 01:45:40,088 --> 01:45:41,507 Operation Latte Thunder. Go! 1878 01:45:43,939 --> 01:45:45,859 And trash a franchise coffee bar. 1879 01:45:52,239 --> 01:45:53,779 We had it all worked out, sir. 1880 01:46:02,629 --> 01:46:04,158 It went smooth until... 1881 01:46:04,182 --> 01:46:05,969 Police! Freeze! 1882 01:46:06,049 --> 01:46:06,786 What? 1883 01:46:07,892 --> 01:46:09,026 They shot Bob. 1884 01:46:10,429 --> 01:46:11,666 They shot him in the head. 1885 01:46:12,017 --> 01:46:13,012 Fucking pigs! 1886 01:46:18,509 --> 01:46:19,409 Oh, God! 1887 01:46:19,819 --> 01:46:21,384 Those motherfuckers! 1888 01:46:22,275 --> 01:46:23,895 You morons. 1889 01:46:24,279 --> 01:46:27,513 You run around in ski masks trying to blow things up? 1890 01:46:27,538 --> 01:46:29,309 What did you think was gonna happen? 1891 01:46:33,119 --> 01:46:34,146 Ok, quick! 1892 01:46:34,409 --> 01:46:35,690 We gotta get rid of the evidence. 1893 01:46:35,714 --> 01:46:36,937 We gotta get rid of his body! 1894 01:46:36,962 --> 01:46:37,984 Bury him. 1895 01:46:38,475 --> 01:46:39,082 What? 1896 01:46:39,199 --> 01:46:41,282 Take him to the garden and bury him. 1897 01:46:42,434 --> 01:46:45,508 Come on, people, let's go! Get the fuck off! 1898 01:46:45,533 --> 01:46:46,495 Get away from him! 1899 01:46:47,068 --> 01:46:48,249 What are you talking about? 1900 01:46:48,274 --> 01:46:50,204 This is not fucking piece of evidence. 1901 01:46:50,228 --> 01:46:51,215 This is a person. 1902 01:46:51,328 --> 01:46:54,594 He is a friend of mine and you are not gonna bury him in the fucking garden! 1903 01:46:54,619 --> 01:46:57,441 He was killed serving Project Mayhem, sir. 1904 01:46:57,466 --> 01:46:59,850 This is Bob. But sir in... 1905 01:46:59,979 --> 01:47:02,229 In Project Mayhem, we have no names. 1906 01:47:02,520 --> 01:47:03,649 Now, you listen to me. 1907 01:47:03,729 --> 01:47:05,678 This is a man and he has a name, 1908 01:47:05,702 --> 01:47:07,305 and it's Robert Paulsen. 1909 01:47:07,329 --> 01:47:08,127 Ok? 1910 01:47:08,604 --> 01:47:09,684 Robert Paulsen? 1911 01:47:09,809 --> 01:47:12,110 He is a man, and he is dead now because of us. 1912 01:47:12,135 --> 01:47:13,648 Alright? Do you understand that? 1913 01:47:14,941 --> 01:47:16,022 Yes. I understand. 1914 01:47:18,579 --> 01:47:19,525 In death, 1915 01:47:20,432 --> 01:47:22,069 a member of Project Mayhem, 1916 01:47:22,300 --> 01:47:23,318 has a name. 1917 01:47:24,799 --> 01:47:26,538 His name is Robert Paulsen. 1918 01:47:27,669 --> 01:47:29,522 His name is Robert Paulsen. 1919 01:47:30,429 --> 01:47:31,329 His name... 1920 01:47:31,935 --> 01:47:33,299 is Robert Paulsen. 1921 01:47:34,259 --> 01:47:35,207 His name... 1922 01:47:35,535 --> 01:47:36,929 is Robert Paulsen. 1923 01:47:37,019 --> 01:47:40,229 Come on, guys. Please. Stop it. His name is Robert Paulsen. 1924 01:47:40,511 --> 01:47:42,875 His name is Robert Paulsen. 1925 01:47:43,098 --> 01:47:45,801 His name is Robert Paulsen. Shut up! This is all over with! 1926 01:47:45,848 --> 01:47:47,707 His name is Robert Paulsen. 1927 01:47:47,793 --> 01:47:50,285 His name is Robert Paulsen. 1928 01:47:50,364 --> 01:47:52,809 His name is Robert Paulsen. 1929 01:47:52,856 --> 01:47:55,152 His name is Robert Paulsen. 1930 01:47:55,309 --> 01:47:57,340 His name is Robert Paulsen. 1931 01:47:57,575 --> 01:47:59,675 His name is Robert Paulsen. 1932 01:47:59,808 --> 01:48:02,029 His name is Robert Paulsen. 1933 01:48:02,375 --> 01:48:04,075 His name is Robert Paulsen. 1934 01:48:04,766 --> 01:48:07,014 His name is Robert Paulsen. 1935 01:48:07,685 --> 01:48:09,685 His name is Robert Paulsen. 1936 01:48:10,497 --> 01:48:12,497 His name is Robert Paulsen. 1937 01:48:21,059 --> 01:48:21,978 Tyler? 1938 01:48:22,189 --> 01:48:24,868 No, this is Detective Stern of the Arson Unit. 1939 01:48:25,085 --> 01:48:26,585 I need to see you in my office... 1940 01:48:31,069 --> 01:48:34,016 I went to all the cities on Tyler's used ticket stubs, 1941 01:48:34,040 --> 01:48:35,215 bar hopping. 1942 01:48:36,014 --> 01:48:37,404 I didn't know how, of why 1943 01:48:37,429 --> 01:48:40,534 but I could look at 50 different bars, and somehow I just knew. 1944 01:48:40,714 --> 01:48:42,149 I am looking for Tyler Durden. 1945 01:48:42,173 --> 01:48:44,287 It's very important that I talk to him. 1946 01:48:45,039 --> 01:48:46,347 I wish I could help you, 1947 01:48:47,334 --> 01:48:48,120 sir. 1948 01:48:54,761 --> 01:48:56,212 Every city I went to, 1949 01:48:57,599 --> 01:48:59,836 as soon as I set foot off the plane, 1950 01:49:00,139 --> 01:49:02,109 I knew a Fight Club was close. 1951 01:49:03,259 --> 01:49:04,309 Hey! Hey! 1952 01:49:05,439 --> 01:49:06,599 Taxi! 1953 01:49:06,769 --> 01:49:08,477 Look at my face. I am a member. 1954 01:49:08,502 --> 01:49:11,169 Now, I just need to know if you have seen Tyler. 1955 01:49:11,749 --> 01:49:13,222 I am not exposed to... 1956 01:49:13,815 --> 01:49:15,490 bespeak any such information to you, 1957 01:49:15,515 --> 01:49:18,811 nor would I, even if I had said information you want at this juncture, 1958 01:49:18,961 --> 01:49:19,908 be able. 1959 01:49:21,789 --> 01:49:22,773 You are a moron. 1960 01:49:22,797 --> 01:49:24,289 I am afraid I have to ask you to leave. 1961 01:49:25,959 --> 01:49:27,361 Tyler had been busy, 1962 01:49:28,306 --> 01:49:31,049 setting up franchises all over the country. 1963 01:49:33,839 --> 01:49:35,077 Was I asleep? 1964 01:49:36,541 --> 01:49:37,561 Had I slept? 1965 01:49:38,259 --> 01:49:40,969 Is Tyler my bad dream, or am I Tyler's? 1966 01:49:42,202 --> 01:49:44,615 We have just heard the stories. What kind of stories? 1967 01:49:44,715 --> 01:49:46,380 Like nobody knows what he looks like. 1968 01:49:46,404 --> 01:49:49,248 He has facial reconstructive surgery every three years. 1969 01:49:49,559 --> 01:49:51,689 That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. 1970 01:49:51,779 --> 01:49:53,637 Is it true about Fight Club in Miami? 1971 01:49:54,348 --> 01:49:56,303 Is Mr. Durden building an army? 1972 01:49:56,989 --> 01:50:00,119 I was living in a state of perpetual déjà vu. 1973 01:50:00,989 --> 01:50:02,438 Everywhere I went, 1974 01:50:02,462 --> 01:50:04,159 I felt I would already been there. 1975 01:50:04,909 --> 01:50:07,291 It was like following an invisible man. 1976 01:50:08,829 --> 01:50:10,821 The smell of dried blood. 1977 01:50:11,999 --> 01:50:14,681 Dirty, bare footprints circling each other. 1978 01:50:15,049 --> 01:50:17,969 That aroma of old sweat, like fried chicken. 1979 01:50:18,832 --> 01:50:22,304 The feel of a floor still warm from a fight the night before. 1980 01:50:23,198 --> 01:50:25,739 I was always just one step behind Tyler. 1981 01:50:28,769 --> 01:50:30,674 His name is Robert Paulsen. 1982 01:50:31,237 --> 01:50:33,135 His name is Robert Paulsen. 1983 01:50:33,419 --> 01:50:34,295 His... 1984 01:50:36,859 --> 01:50:38,211 Welcome back, sir. 1985 01:50:39,989 --> 01:50:41,059 How have you been? 1986 01:50:42,779 --> 01:50:43,825 Do you know me? 1987 01:50:44,869 --> 01:50:46,148 Is this a test, sir? 1988 01:50:46,432 --> 01:50:48,129 No. This is not a test. 1989 01:50:49,539 --> 01:50:51,166 You were here last Thursday. 1990 01:50:52,379 --> 01:50:53,212 Thursday? 1991 01:50:54,169 --> 01:50:58,339 You were standing exactly where you are now, asking how good security is. 1992 01:50:58,879 --> 01:51:00,301 It's tight as a drum, sir. 1993 01:51:03,049 --> 01:51:04,457 Who do you think I am? 1994 01:51:05,719 --> 01:51:07,461 Are you sure this is not a test? 1995 01:51:07,797 --> 01:51:09,411 No, this is not a test. 1996 01:51:10,979 --> 01:51:12,317 You are Mr. Durden. 1997 01:51:13,569 --> 01:51:15,794 You are the one who gave me this. 1998 01:51:16,989 --> 01:51:20,821 Please return your seat backs to their full upright and locked position. 1999 01:51:32,499 --> 01:51:34,127 Yeah? Marla, it's me. 2000 01:51:34,307 --> 01:51:35,406 Have we ever done it? 2001 01:51:35,430 --> 01:51:36,334 Done what? 2002 01:51:36,414 --> 01:51:37,741 Have we ever had sex. 2003 01:51:38,039 --> 01:51:39,653 What kind of stupid question is that? 2004 01:51:39,678 --> 01:51:42,284 Is it stupid because the answer is yes or because the answer is no? 2005 01:51:42,719 --> 01:51:43,706 Is this a trick? 2006 01:51:43,730 --> 01:51:44,919 No, Marla. I need to know... 2007 01:51:44,944 --> 01:51:47,459 You mean you want to know if I think we were just having sex 2008 01:51:47,483 --> 01:51:48,864 or making love? 2009 01:51:49,389 --> 01:51:50,754 We did make love? 2010 01:51:50,778 --> 01:51:52,117 Is that what you are calling it? 2011 01:51:52,269 --> 01:51:55,734 Just answer the question, Marla, please! Did we do it or not? 2012 01:51:55,759 --> 01:51:57,136 You fuck me, then snub me. 2013 01:51:57,160 --> 01:51:58,540 You love me, you hate me. 2014 01:51:58,565 --> 01:52:01,310 You show me your sensitive side, then you turn into a totally asshole. 2015 01:52:01,335 --> 01:52:04,005 Is that a pretty accurate description of our relationship, Tyler? 2016 01:52:04,449 --> 01:52:06,529 We have just lost cabin pressure. 2017 01:52:06,699 --> 01:52:07,855 What did you just say? 2018 01:52:07,879 --> 01:52:08,740 What is wrong with you? 2019 01:52:08,765 --> 01:52:10,149 What did you just call me? Say my name! 2020 01:52:10,254 --> 01:52:11,260 Tyler Durden. 2021 01:52:11,285 --> 01:52:13,499 Tyler Durden, you fucking freak! What's going on? 2022 01:52:13,861 --> 01:52:15,901 I am coming over! No wait, Marla, I am not there! 2023 01:52:18,081 --> 01:52:19,341 You broke your promise. 2024 01:52:20,482 --> 01:52:22,569 Jesus, Tyler. You fucking talked to her about me. 2025 01:52:22,642 --> 01:52:24,417 Tyler, what the fuck is going on here? 2026 01:52:24,442 --> 01:52:26,081 I ask you for one thing. 2027 01:52:26,388 --> 01:52:27,800 One simple thing. 2028 01:52:27,825 --> 01:52:29,282 Why do people think that I am you? 2029 01:52:30,679 --> 01:52:31,718 Answer me! 2030 01:52:36,149 --> 01:52:36,925 Sit. 2031 01:52:40,529 --> 01:52:42,906 Answer me. Why do people think that I am you? 2032 01:52:43,819 --> 01:52:45,013 I think you know. 2033 01:52:45,766 --> 01:52:47,739 No, I don't. Yes, you do. 2034 01:52:47,829 --> 01:52:50,509 Why would anyone possibly confuse you with me? 2035 01:52:52,289 --> 01:52:53,549 I... I don't know. 2036 01:52:58,499 --> 01:52:59,531 You got it. 2037 01:52:59,880 --> 01:53:00,664 No. 2038 01:53:00,769 --> 01:53:03,212 Do not fuck with us! Say it. 2039 01:53:04,879 --> 01:53:05,865 Because... 2040 01:53:08,009 --> 01:53:09,047 Say it! 2041 01:53:11,345 --> 01:53:12,880 Because we are the same person. 2042 01:53:13,769 --> 01:53:14,849 That's right. 2043 01:53:14,939 --> 01:53:17,265 We are the all singing, all dancing... 2044 01:53:17,609 --> 01:53:19,093 I don't understand this. 2045 01:53:19,117 --> 01:53:21,089 You were looking for a way to change your life. 2046 01:53:21,399 --> 01:53:23,162 You could not do this on your own. 2047 01:53:23,826 --> 01:53:25,599 All the ways you wish you could be, 2048 01:53:26,356 --> 01:53:27,459 that's me. 2049 01:53:28,119 --> 01:53:29,436 I look like you wanna look, 2050 01:53:29,688 --> 01:53:30,739 I fuck like you wanna fuck, 2051 01:53:30,764 --> 01:53:31,689 I am smart, 2052 01:53:31,713 --> 01:53:33,274 capable and most importantly, 2053 01:53:33,772 --> 01:53:35,732 I am free in all the ways that you are not. 2054 01:53:35,959 --> 01:53:36,898 Oh, no. 2055 01:53:37,144 --> 01:53:38,988 Tyler's not here. Tyler went away. 2056 01:53:39,012 --> 01:53:40,314 Tyler's gone. What? 2057 01:53:40,339 --> 01:53:41,448 This is not possible. 2058 01:53:41,472 --> 01:53:43,033 No, this is crazy. 2059 01:53:43,170 --> 01:53:44,457 People do it every day. 2060 01:53:44,839 --> 01:53:46,120 They talk to themselves. 2061 01:53:46,144 --> 01:53:48,309 They see themselves as they'd like to be. 2062 01:53:48,719 --> 01:53:50,332 They don't have the courage you have, 2063 01:53:50,356 --> 01:53:51,592 to just run with it. 2064 01:53:55,099 --> 01:53:57,089 Naturally you are still wrestling with it, so... 2065 01:53:57,268 --> 01:53:58,884 sometimes you are still you. 2066 01:53:58,909 --> 01:54:00,559 We should do this again sometime. 2067 01:54:00,875 --> 01:54:03,142 Other times, you imagine yourself watching me. 2068 01:54:03,255 --> 01:54:05,939 This is your first night in fight club, you have to fight. 2069 01:54:06,029 --> 01:54:07,266 Little by little, 2070 01:54:08,142 --> 01:54:09,699 you are just letting yourself become... 2071 01:54:12,034 --> 01:54:12,829 Tyler Durden. 2072 01:54:13,060 --> 01:54:14,690 You are not your job, 2073 01:54:14,714 --> 01:54:16,459 or how much money you have to fight! 2074 01:54:16,869 --> 01:54:18,789 No. You have a house. Rented in your name. 2075 01:54:18,814 --> 01:54:20,622 You have jobs, you have a whole life. 2076 01:54:20,646 --> 01:54:22,394 You have night job because you can't sleep. 2077 01:54:22,419 --> 01:54:24,074 Or you stay up and make soap. 2078 01:54:24,098 --> 01:54:25,874 Molly you are fucking Marla, Tyler. 2079 01:54:26,339 --> 01:54:27,995 Technically, you are fucking Marla. 2080 01:54:28,019 --> 01:54:29,378 But it's all the same to her. 2081 01:54:31,549 --> 01:54:32,892 Oh, my God. 2082 01:54:33,929 --> 01:54:35,418 Now you see our dilemma. 2083 01:54:36,599 --> 01:54:37,998 She knows too much. 2084 01:54:39,472 --> 01:54:42,682 I think we are gonna have to talk about how this might compromise our goals. 2085 01:54:44,779 --> 01:54:45,980 What... What are you saying? 2086 01:54:47,109 --> 01:54:48,682 This is... This is bullshit. 2087 01:54:49,540 --> 01:54:51,247 This is bullshit! I am not listening to this. 2088 01:54:51,380 --> 01:54:52,770 You are insane! No. 2089 01:54:53,040 --> 01:54:54,100 You are insane. 2090 01:54:54,289 --> 01:54:56,990 And we simply do not have time for this crap. 2091 01:54:59,169 --> 01:55:00,663 It's called a changeover. 2092 01:55:01,350 --> 01:55:02,696 The movie goes on, 2093 01:55:02,930 --> 01:55:05,209 and nobody in the audience has any idea. 2094 01:55:18,979 --> 01:55:19,922 Sir! 2095 01:55:19,946 --> 01:55:20,964 Are you checking out? 2096 01:55:21,575 --> 01:55:22,790 Yeah. Bill me. 2097 01:55:22,815 --> 01:55:25,425 I need you to initial this list of phone calls, please. 2098 01:55:29,649 --> 01:55:30,724 When were these made? 2099 01:55:30,748 --> 01:55:33,629 It says right there, sir. Between 2:00 and 3:30 this morning. 2100 01:55:38,829 --> 01:55:40,943 Have I been going to bed earlier every night? 2101 01:55:41,382 --> 01:55:42,916 Have I been sleeping later? 2102 01:55:45,126 --> 01:55:46,407 Have I been Tyler, 2103 01:55:46,564 --> 01:55:47,912 longer and longer? 2104 01:55:51,679 --> 01:55:52,879 Is anybody here? 2105 01:55:55,679 --> 01:55:56,834 Déjà vu, 2106 01:55:57,304 --> 01:55:58,485 all over again. 2107 01:55:59,349 --> 01:56:02,389 Yeah, with enough soap, one could blow up just about anything. 2108 01:56:05,149 --> 01:56:06,349 Oh, my God. 2109 01:56:10,359 --> 01:56:12,359 1888. Who am I calling? 2110 01:56:12,779 --> 01:56:15,212 1888 Franklin. This is maintenance. 2111 01:56:16,579 --> 01:56:17,479 Hello? 2112 01:56:18,539 --> 01:56:19,410 Hello? 2113 01:56:19,435 --> 01:56:21,055 1888 Franklin Street? 2114 01:56:22,039 --> 01:56:22,860 Yes. 2115 01:56:23,276 --> 01:56:24,391 Can I help you? 2116 01:56:26,589 --> 01:56:27,406 Hello? 2117 01:56:28,279 --> 01:56:29,345 Yeah, yeah. 2118 01:56:29,709 --> 01:56:31,702 I need to talk to your supervisor right away. 2119 01:56:32,024 --> 01:56:32,786 Speaking. 2120 01:56:32,810 --> 01:56:33,882 Ok, listen to me. 2121 01:56:34,009 --> 01:56:36,929 I think something really terrible is about to happen to your building. 2122 01:56:36,954 --> 01:56:38,422 You have got... It's under control, sir. 2123 01:56:39,849 --> 01:56:40,919 Excuse me? 2124 01:56:40,943 --> 01:56:42,463 Don't worry about us, sir. 2125 01:56:42,489 --> 01:56:43,502 We are solid. 2126 01:56:47,319 --> 01:56:48,399 2160. 2127 01:56:56,829 --> 01:56:59,621 Marla! Marla! Hey, Marla, wait! 2128 01:57:00,734 --> 01:57:02,649 Marla, wait! I gotta talk to you! 2129 01:57:02,793 --> 01:57:03,989 Marla! Marla! 2130 01:57:04,014 --> 01:57:06,434 Your whack out bald freaks hit me with a fucking broom! 2131 01:57:06,459 --> 01:57:08,354 I know, I am sorry. I kinda warn you... They almost broke my arm! 2132 01:57:08,379 --> 01:57:10,099 They were burning their finger tips with lye. 2133 01:57:10,129 --> 01:57:11,241 The stink was unbelievable. 2134 01:57:11,265 --> 01:57:12,039 Look, look, listen to me. 2135 01:57:12,064 --> 01:57:15,041 It will take a tremendous act of faith on your part, but you gotta hear me out. 2136 01:57:15,066 --> 01:57:16,663 Ok, here comes an avalanche of bullshit. 2137 01:57:16,946 --> 01:57:18,505 A little more faith than that. 2138 01:57:22,979 --> 01:57:25,138 Well listen, I don't wanna hear anything you have to say. 2139 01:57:25,163 --> 01:57:26,483 You have every right to be... 2140 01:57:27,963 --> 01:57:29,255 I will just have a coffee, thanks. 2141 01:57:29,525 --> 01:57:32,025 Sir, anything you order is free of charge, sir. 2142 01:57:33,109 --> 01:57:34,389 Why is it free of charge? 2143 01:57:34,413 --> 01:57:35,779 Don't, don't, don't ask. 2144 01:57:35,989 --> 01:57:36,918 Whatever. 2145 01:57:37,319 --> 01:57:38,999 I will have the clam chowder, 2146 01:57:39,024 --> 01:57:41,754 the fried chicken with a baked potato with everything and chocolate chiffon pie. 2147 01:57:42,461 --> 01:57:43,754 Clean food, please. 2148 01:57:44,459 --> 01:57:47,311 In that case sir, may I advise against the lady eating the clam chowder. 2149 01:57:47,336 --> 01:57:49,108 No clam chowder. Thank you. 2150 01:57:52,144 --> 01:57:53,456 You got about 30 seconds. 2151 01:57:56,007 --> 01:57:57,980 I know that I have been acting very very strange, 2152 01:57:58,271 --> 01:57:59,024 ok? 2153 01:57:59,187 --> 01:58:01,291 I... I know that it's gotta seem like there is two sides 2154 01:58:01,315 --> 01:58:02,251 to me when you with... Two sides? 2155 01:58:02,275 --> 01:58:03,886 You are Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass. 2156 01:58:03,953 --> 01:58:05,003 I deserved that but... 2157 01:58:05,027 --> 01:58:07,373 look I have come to realise something very very important. 2158 01:58:07,527 --> 01:58:08,293 What? 2159 01:58:08,439 --> 01:58:10,551 The full extent of our relationship was not really... 2160 01:58:10,758 --> 01:58:12,058 clear to me up until now, 2161 01:58:12,083 --> 01:58:14,205 for reasons I am not gonna go into. But the important things are... 2162 01:58:14,230 --> 01:58:16,698 I know I have not been treating you so nice. Yeah, whatever. 2163 01:58:16,723 --> 01:58:18,908 No, no, no, no. 15 seconds, 15 seconds, please! 2164 01:58:18,948 --> 01:58:20,941 Please 15 seconds, don't open your mouth to me. 2165 01:58:21,449 --> 01:58:23,315 I am trying to tell you that I am sorry. 2166 01:58:23,659 --> 01:58:25,148 Because what I have come to realize, 2167 01:58:25,492 --> 01:58:27,291 is that I really like you, Marla. 2168 01:58:29,499 --> 01:58:30,320 You do? 2169 01:58:30,444 --> 01:58:31,585 I really do. 2170 01:58:32,049 --> 01:58:35,765 I care about you and I don't want anything bad to happen to you because of me. 2171 01:58:36,549 --> 01:58:37,369 Marla, 2172 01:58:37,393 --> 01:58:39,479 your life is in danger. 2173 01:58:41,009 --> 01:58:41,790 What? 2174 01:58:41,814 --> 01:58:43,627 You need to leave town for a while. 2175 01:58:44,087 --> 01:58:46,637 Get out of any major city. And just go camping or something... 2176 01:58:46,662 --> 01:58:48,059 You are an insane person. 2177 01:58:48,084 --> 01:58:50,004 No, no. I have involved you in something terrible. 2178 01:58:50,040 --> 01:58:51,091 That's about to happen... No. 2179 01:58:51,175 --> 01:58:52,387 You are not... Shut up! 2180 01:58:52,412 --> 01:58:53,578 Safe. Shut up! 2181 01:58:56,755 --> 01:58:58,223 Listen, I tried Tyler. 2182 01:58:58,722 --> 01:58:59,850 I really tried. 2183 01:58:59,874 --> 01:59:00,902 I know you did. 2184 01:59:00,989 --> 01:59:02,519 There are things about you I like. 2185 01:59:02,849 --> 01:59:04,563 You are smart, you are funny, 2186 01:59:04,900 --> 01:59:06,346 you are spectacular in bed. 2187 01:59:06,885 --> 01:59:07,608 But... 2188 01:59:08,379 --> 01:59:09,608 you are intolerable. 2189 01:59:10,024 --> 01:59:12,362 You have very serious emotional problems, 2190 01:59:13,051 --> 01:59:15,115 deep-seeded problems for which you should seek, 2191 01:59:15,139 --> 01:59:16,533 professional help. I know. 2192 01:59:16,557 --> 01:59:17,618 And I, I am sorry. 2193 01:59:17,642 --> 01:59:19,577 You are sorry, I am sorry, everyone is sorry but... 2194 01:59:21,429 --> 01:59:22,890 I can't do this anymore. 2195 01:59:24,259 --> 01:59:25,083 I can't. 2196 01:59:25,773 --> 01:59:26,723 I won't. 2197 01:59:28,599 --> 01:59:29,590 I am gone. 2198 01:59:30,928 --> 01:59:32,105 You can't leave, Marla! 2199 01:59:32,129 --> 01:59:33,138 You are not safe! 2200 01:59:36,689 --> 01:59:38,615 Marla, wait you got to understand! No, leave me alone! 2201 01:59:38,715 --> 01:59:41,090 Marla, I am trying to protect you! Just go. Look, just go away. 2202 01:59:41,115 --> 01:59:42,976 I don't ever want to see you again! That's fine. 2203 01:59:43,000 --> 01:59:44,069 If that's what it takes... 2204 01:59:44,449 --> 01:59:45,363 Hey wait, wait right here. 2205 01:59:50,192 --> 01:59:52,792 Hold it right there! Shut up! Shut up! 2206 01:59:53,209 --> 01:59:54,321 Take this money 2207 01:59:54,465 --> 01:59:57,841 and get on this bus. And I promise you I will never bother you again if that's what you want. 2208 01:59:57,919 --> 01:59:59,019 Shut up! 2209 01:59:59,299 --> 02:00:00,494 Please get on the bus. 2210 02:00:00,871 --> 02:00:02,259 Please get on the bus. 2211 02:00:03,799 --> 02:00:05,165 Why are you doing this? 2212 02:00:05,189 --> 02:00:06,937 Because they think you are some kind of a threat. 2213 02:00:06,962 --> 02:00:09,063 I... I can't explain it right now. Just trust me. 2214 02:00:09,088 --> 02:00:10,937 If I see where you are going, you will not be safe. 2215 02:00:10,962 --> 02:00:12,381 I am not paying this back. 2216 02:00:12,405 --> 02:00:13,788 I consider it asshole tax. 2217 02:00:13,813 --> 02:00:17,504 That's fine. Remember, stay out of major cities for at least a couple of days. 2218 02:00:17,529 --> 02:00:18,589 Ok? Tyler... 2219 02:00:20,426 --> 02:00:22,549 You are the worst thing that ever happened to me. 2220 02:00:37,692 --> 02:00:38,532 Hello. 2221 02:00:39,085 --> 02:00:40,459 I need you to arrest me. 2222 02:00:40,734 --> 02:00:43,134 I am the leader of a terrorist organization, 2223 02:00:43,222 --> 02:00:45,747 responsible for numerous acts of vandalism, 2224 02:00:45,771 --> 02:00:47,334 and assault all over this city. 2225 02:00:48,171 --> 02:00:49,751 In the metropolitan area, 2226 02:00:49,775 --> 02:00:51,631 we had probably a couple hundred members. 2227 02:00:52,179 --> 02:00:54,047 Chapters have sprung up in 2228 02:00:54,071 --> 02:00:56,345 five or six other major cities already. 2229 02:00:56,399 --> 02:00:59,492 This is a tightly regimented organization 2230 02:00:59,585 --> 02:01:03,834 with many cells capable of operating completely independent of central leadership. 2231 02:01:05,402 --> 02:01:06,852 Look, go to the house, ok? 2232 02:01:06,876 --> 02:01:09,034 1537 Paper Street. 2233 02:01:09,449 --> 02:01:10,943 That's our headquarters. 2234 02:01:11,359 --> 02:01:13,650 In the back, buried in the garden, 2235 02:01:14,176 --> 02:01:16,199 you will find the body of Robert Paulsen. 2236 02:01:17,650 --> 02:01:18,822 In the basement, 2237 02:01:18,846 --> 02:01:20,212 you are gonna find some bathtubs 2238 02:01:20,237 --> 02:01:24,164 that have been used very recently to make large quantities of nitroglycerin. 2239 02:01:25,589 --> 02:01:27,038 I believe the plan is... 2240 02:01:27,695 --> 02:01:30,349 is to blow up the headquarters of these credit-card companies 2241 02:01:30,429 --> 02:01:32,109 and the TRW building. 2242 02:01:33,979 --> 02:01:35,422 Why these buildings? 2243 02:01:35,446 --> 02:01:37,349 Why credit-card companies? 2244 02:01:37,921 --> 02:01:40,974 If you erase the debt record then we all go back to zero. 2245 02:01:42,301 --> 02:01:43,847 You will create total chaos. 2246 02:01:46,892 --> 02:01:49,279 Keep him talking. I need to make a phone call. 2247 02:02:00,008 --> 02:02:01,564 I really admire what you are doing. 2248 02:02:03,379 --> 02:02:04,201 What? 2249 02:02:04,611 --> 02:02:06,345 You are a brave man to order this. 2250 02:02:07,049 --> 02:02:08,452 You are a genius, sir. 2251 02:02:09,162 --> 02:02:13,162 You said if anyone ever interferes with Project Mayhem, even you, 2252 02:02:14,059 --> 02:02:15,850 we gotta get his balls. 2253 02:02:16,729 --> 02:02:17,923 It's useless to fight. 2254 02:02:17,947 --> 02:02:19,995 It's really a powerful gesture, Mr. Durden. 2255 02:02:20,536 --> 02:02:23,844 It will set quite an example. You are making a big mistake! Fellas. 2256 02:02:23,869 --> 02:02:26,067 You said you would say that. I am not Tyler Durden! 2257 02:02:26,092 --> 02:02:27,617 You told us you would say that too. 2258 02:02:28,659 --> 02:02:30,370 Alright. I am Tyler Durden. 2259 02:02:30,850 --> 02:02:31,895 Listen to me. 2260 02:02:31,919 --> 02:02:33,419 I am giving you a direct order. 2261 02:02:33,772 --> 02:02:35,652 We are aborting this mission right now. 2262 02:02:35,762 --> 02:02:37,618 You said you would definitely say that. 2263 02:02:39,959 --> 02:02:40,987 Let me go! 2264 02:02:41,983 --> 02:02:42,724 Hold on. 2265 02:02:42,942 --> 02:02:45,805 Are you fucking out of your minds? You are police officers! 2266 02:02:48,219 --> 02:02:49,512 Is somebody timing this? Oh no, no. 2267 02:02:49,537 --> 02:02:52,472 No. No. Keep your mouth shut. 2268 02:02:52,849 --> 02:02:53,929 Shit! 2269 02:02:57,067 --> 02:02:57,753 Yeah! 2270 02:02:57,778 --> 02:03:00,380 Hey, you know, some of this information checks out. 2271 02:03:01,105 --> 02:03:03,301 Let's go over to that house on Paper Street. 2272 02:03:03,478 --> 02:03:04,599 Be right there. Ok. 2273 02:03:05,189 --> 02:03:06,092 Hey, wait! 2274 02:03:06,439 --> 02:03:07,689 You got him? I got him. 2275 02:03:07,965 --> 02:03:09,585 Sir, we have to do this, Mr Durden. 2276 02:03:09,725 --> 02:03:12,085 Stop fighting! Where is the rubber band? 2277 02:03:12,149 --> 02:03:13,353 Get away from me! 2278 02:03:13,377 --> 02:03:15,025 Drop that fucking knife! Drop it! 2279 02:03:18,562 --> 02:03:19,317 Back up. 2280 02:03:20,014 --> 02:03:21,860 Face down on the floor, both of you right now! 2281 02:03:24,335 --> 02:03:25,593 Get down on the floor! 2282 02:03:30,469 --> 02:03:32,998 First person comes out this fucking door gets a... 2283 02:03:33,022 --> 02:03:34,742 gets a lead salad! You understand? 2284 02:03:59,409 --> 02:04:01,522 Get away! Stay away! 2285 02:04:14,469 --> 02:04:15,456 I ran. 2286 02:04:17,139 --> 02:04:21,019 I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. 2287 02:04:23,769 --> 02:04:25,285 Then I ran some more. 2288 02:05:07,359 --> 02:05:09,010 What the fuck are you doing, 2289 02:05:09,305 --> 02:05:10,652 running around in your underpants? 2290 02:05:10,719 --> 02:05:12,345 Man, you look like a crazy person. 2291 02:05:12,485 --> 02:05:13,807 No. I am onto you. 2292 02:05:13,831 --> 02:05:15,172 I know what is going on here. 2293 02:05:15,604 --> 02:05:18,186 Come on, then. I got us a great place to watch from. 2294 02:05:19,148 --> 02:05:20,351 It will be like pay-per-view. 2295 02:06:09,238 --> 02:06:10,169 Oh, Christ. 2296 02:06:10,249 --> 02:06:11,524 Now what are you doing? 2297 02:06:12,169 --> 02:06:13,366 I am stopping this. 2298 02:06:13,557 --> 02:06:14,426 Why? 2299 02:06:14,799 --> 02:06:16,536 The greatest thing you have ever done, man. No, 2300 02:06:16,560 --> 02:06:17,862 I can't let this happen. 2301 02:06:18,679 --> 02:06:20,866 You know there are 10 other bombs in 10 other buildings. 2302 02:06:21,170 --> 02:06:23,673 Goddamn it! Since when is Project Mayhem about murder? 2303 02:06:23,853 --> 02:06:24,961 The buildings are empty. 2304 02:06:24,985 --> 02:06:26,779 Security, maintenance, all our people. 2305 02:06:26,960 --> 02:06:28,850 We are not killing anyone, man. We are setting them free! 2306 02:06:29,239 --> 02:06:30,341 Bob is dead. 2307 02:06:30,365 --> 02:06:31,729 They shot him in the head. 2308 02:06:32,359 --> 02:06:34,439 You wanna make an omelet, you gotta break eggs. 2309 02:06:34,775 --> 02:06:36,431 No. I am not listening to you. 2310 02:06:36,455 --> 02:06:37,839 You are not even there. 2311 02:06:45,199 --> 02:06:46,441 Would not do that. 2312 02:06:46,800 --> 02:06:48,607 Not unless I knew which wires were what. 2313 02:06:49,209 --> 02:06:50,606 If you know, then I know. 2314 02:06:56,509 --> 02:06:57,410 Or... 2315 02:06:57,747 --> 02:07:00,937 maybe I knew you would know, so I spent the whole day thinking about the wrong ones. 2316 02:07:09,729 --> 02:07:10,840 You think? 2317 02:07:12,399 --> 02:07:14,240 Oh, heavens, no. Not the green one. 2318 02:07:15,222 --> 02:07:16,773 Pull any one but the green one. 2319 02:07:22,579 --> 02:07:24,359 I asked you not to do that! 2320 02:07:27,559 --> 02:07:28,192 Fuck! 2321 02:07:29,882 --> 02:07:31,412 Tyler, get away from the van. 2322 02:07:34,265 --> 02:07:35,698 Tyler, I am not kidding! 2323 02:07:36,102 --> 02:07:37,495 Get away from the van! 2324 02:07:37,969 --> 02:07:39,231 Goddamn it! 2325 02:07:46,019 --> 02:07:46,908 Ok. 2326 02:07:47,521 --> 02:07:50,479 You are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend 2327 02:07:50,559 --> 02:07:53,229 near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin! 2328 02:07:55,569 --> 02:07:57,098 Cool it, Tyler! Tyler! 2329 02:08:00,669 --> 02:08:01,656 God! 2330 02:08:11,385 --> 02:08:12,235 Come on. 2331 02:08:12,505 --> 02:08:13,575 Don't go! 2332 02:08:52,598 --> 02:08:53,325 What? 2333 02:09:39,169 --> 02:09:40,448 Three minutes. 2334 02:09:40,908 --> 02:09:42,089 This is it. 2335 02:09:43,248 --> 02:09:44,328 The beginning. 2336 02:09:45,455 --> 02:09:46,509 Ground zero. 2337 02:09:46,878 --> 02:09:48,759 I think this is about where we came in. 2338 02:09:48,945 --> 02:09:50,978 Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? 2339 02:09:54,099 --> 02:09:55,084 I am sorry? 2340 02:09:55,388 --> 02:09:57,262 I still can't think of anything. 2341 02:09:59,901 --> 02:10:01,161 Flashback humour. 2342 02:10:06,779 --> 02:10:08,383 It's getting exciting now. 2343 02:10:10,369 --> 02:10:11,604 Two and a half. 2344 02:10:11,880 --> 02:10:13,839 Think of everything we have accomplished, man. 2345 02:10:15,924 --> 02:10:19,499 Out these windows, we will view the collapse of financial history. 2346 02:10:20,206 --> 02:10:22,482 One step closer to economic equilibrium. 2347 02:10:37,809 --> 02:10:38,965 Why is she here? 2348 02:10:39,275 --> 02:10:40,557 Tying up loose ends. 2349 02:10:41,269 --> 02:10:44,050 Put me down, you bald headed fuck! 2350 02:10:44,779 --> 02:10:46,597 I am begging you, please don't do this. 2351 02:10:46,621 --> 02:10:49,060 I am not doing this. We are doing this. 2352 02:10:49,239 --> 02:10:50,494 This is what we want. 2353 02:10:50,518 --> 02:10:52,512 No. I don't want this. 2354 02:10:52,615 --> 02:10:54,355 Right. Except you... 2355 02:10:54,578 --> 02:10:55,815 is meaningless now. 2356 02:10:55,839 --> 02:10:57,301 We have to forget about you. 2357 02:10:58,268 --> 02:10:59,902 You are a voice in my head. 2358 02:10:59,926 --> 02:11:01,107 You are a voice in mine! 2359 02:11:01,247 --> 02:11:02,995 You are a fucking hallucination. 2360 02:11:03,020 --> 02:11:04,816 Why can't I get rid of you? You need me. 2361 02:11:04,955 --> 02:11:07,089 No. I don't. I really don't anymore. 2362 02:11:07,114 --> 02:11:08,355 Hey, you created me. 2363 02:11:08,482 --> 02:11:11,204 I didn't create some loser alter ego to make me feel better. 2364 02:11:11,709 --> 02:11:13,709 Take some responsibility. I do. 2365 02:11:14,169 --> 02:11:17,349 I am responsible for all of it, and I accept that. 2366 02:11:17,612 --> 02:11:19,464 So, please, I am begging you, 2367 02:11:19,827 --> 02:11:21,299 please call this off. 2368 02:11:23,768 --> 02:11:25,238 Have I ever let us down? 2369 02:11:27,539 --> 02:11:29,275 How far have you come because of me? 2370 02:11:35,409 --> 02:11:37,062 I will bring us through this. 2371 02:11:37,665 --> 02:11:38,900 As always, 2372 02:11:39,198 --> 02:11:41,625 I will carry you kicking and screaming, 2373 02:11:41,751 --> 02:11:42,737 and in the end, 2374 02:11:42,761 --> 02:11:44,018 you will thank me. 2375 02:11:44,249 --> 02:11:45,239 Tyler. 2376 02:11:45,691 --> 02:11:46,749 Tyler. 2377 02:11:46,879 --> 02:11:48,117 I am grateful to you 2378 02:11:48,524 --> 02:11:50,384 for everything that you have done for me. 2379 02:11:50,839 --> 02:11:52,080 But this is too much. 2380 02:11:52,377 --> 02:11:53,482 I don't want this. 2381 02:11:53,535 --> 02:11:54,499 What do you want? 2382 02:11:54,655 --> 02:11:56,167 You wanna go back to your shit job? 2383 02:11:56,256 --> 02:11:58,204 Fucking condo world, watching sitcoms? 2384 02:11:58,415 --> 02:12:00,222 Fuck you! I won't do it. 2385 02:12:00,575 --> 02:12:02,632 Oh my God, this can't be happening. 2386 02:12:03,482 --> 02:12:05,241 It's already done, so shut up! 2387 02:12:05,862 --> 02:12:07,595 60 seconds till CRI. 2388 02:12:08,185 --> 02:12:08,908 No. 2389 02:12:10,899 --> 02:12:12,225 I can figure this out. 2390 02:12:12,249 --> 02:12:14,085 I can figure this out. This is not even real. 2391 02:12:14,359 --> 02:12:15,812 You are not real. That gun is... 2392 02:12:16,495 --> 02:12:18,039 That gun is not even in your hand. 2393 02:12:19,362 --> 02:12:20,702 The gun's in my hand. 2394 02:12:27,169 --> 02:12:29,049 Hey good for you. That doesn't change a thing. 2395 02:12:38,285 --> 02:12:40,081 Why do you wanna put a gun to your head? 2396 02:12:41,639 --> 02:12:43,035 Not my head, Tyler. 2397 02:12:43,849 --> 02:12:44,942 Our head. 2398 02:12:47,399 --> 02:12:48,535 Interesting. 2399 02:12:52,526 --> 02:12:54,372 Where are you going with this, Ikea boy? 2400 02:13:01,501 --> 02:13:02,150 Hey? 2401 02:13:03,026 --> 02:13:04,227 It's you and me. 2402 02:13:07,959 --> 02:13:08,941 Friends? 2403 02:13:10,709 --> 02:13:11,618 Tyler, 2404 02:13:15,665 --> 02:13:17,217 I want you to really listen to me. 2405 02:13:18,752 --> 02:13:19,497 Ok. 2406 02:13:21,949 --> 02:13:23,397 My eyes are open. 2407 02:13:41,119 --> 02:13:42,724 What's that smell? 2408 02:14:03,559 --> 02:14:04,754 Where is everybody? 2409 02:14:04,778 --> 02:14:06,412 Oh, no. What's going on? 2410 02:14:07,399 --> 02:14:08,512 Mr. Durden! 2411 02:14:09,269 --> 02:14:10,459 Oh, my God! 2412 02:14:11,779 --> 02:14:12,665 Sir! 2413 02:14:16,279 --> 02:14:17,433 Are you... 2414 02:14:18,112 --> 02:14:19,449 Are you alright, sir? 2415 02:14:19,869 --> 02:14:21,270 Oh, yeah, I am ok. 2416 02:14:21,294 --> 02:14:23,443 You look terrible, sir. What happened? 2417 02:14:23,909 --> 02:14:25,650 Oh, nothing, it's no problem. 2418 02:14:25,674 --> 02:14:27,883 No, no, no, sir. He is not kidding. 2419 02:14:27,908 --> 02:14:29,111 You look really awful. 2420 02:14:29,135 --> 02:14:31,014 You need medical assistance. I am fine. 2421 02:14:31,799 --> 02:14:32,949 Look, I am fine. 2422 02:14:33,406 --> 02:14:34,692 Everything's fine. 2423 02:14:37,932 --> 02:14:39,219 Eat my shit. 2424 02:14:39,432 --> 02:14:40,665 Let her go. 2425 02:14:40,783 --> 02:14:41,986 Christ Almighty! 2426 02:14:42,639 --> 02:14:43,618 You! 2427 02:14:44,639 --> 02:14:45,732 Hi, Marla. 2428 02:14:47,479 --> 02:14:48,714 Leave her with me. 2429 02:14:48,738 --> 02:14:50,550 Get your stuff. Meet me downstairs. 2430 02:14:50,574 --> 02:14:51,596 Are you sure? 2431 02:14:51,728 --> 02:14:53,136 Yes, I am sure. 2432 02:14:55,149 --> 02:14:56,335 You fucker! 2433 02:14:56,482 --> 02:14:58,590 What kind of sick fucking game are you playing at, 2434 02:14:58,614 --> 02:14:59,430 putting me on a fucki... 2435 02:14:59,455 --> 02:15:01,468 Oh, my God, your face! 2436 02:15:01,869 --> 02:15:02,928 Yeah, I know. 2437 02:15:08,829 --> 02:15:09,860 What happened? 2438 02:15:10,129 --> 02:15:11,039 Don't ask. 2439 02:15:11,129 --> 02:15:12,238 You are shot. 2440 02:15:12,262 --> 02:15:13,282 Yes, I am shot. 2441 02:15:13,449 --> 02:15:14,411 Oh, my God. 2442 02:15:15,308 --> 02:15:16,867 I can't believe he is standing. 2443 02:15:16,891 --> 02:15:18,648 One tough motherfucker. 2444 02:15:22,639 --> 02:15:23,817 Who did this? 2445 02:15:24,719 --> 02:15:26,244 I did actually. 2446 02:15:27,059 --> 02:15:28,430 Find some gauze. 2447 02:15:30,399 --> 02:15:32,008 You shot yourself? 2448 02:15:32,032 --> 02:15:33,301 Yes, but it's ok. 2449 02:15:33,325 --> 02:15:34,578 Marla, look at me. 2450 02:15:34,879 --> 02:15:36,151 I am really ok. 2451 02:15:37,965 --> 02:15:39,181 Trust me. 2452 02:15:39,545 --> 02:15:40,965 Everything's gonna be fine. 2453 02:15:54,129 --> 02:15:56,709 You met me at a very strange time in my life. 2453 02:15:57,305 --> 02:16:57,945 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today