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<i> People always ask me</i>
<i>if I know Tyler Durden.</i>

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Three minutes.

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This is it. Ground zero.

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Do you have a speech for the occasion?

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<i>With a gun barrel between your teeth,</i>
<i>you speak only in vowels.</i>

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I can't think of anything.

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<i>For a second, I forget about</i>
<i>Tyler's controlled demolition thing...</i>

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<i>... and I wonder how clean that gun is.</i>

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It's getting exciting now.

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<i>That old thing,</i>
<i>how you always hurt the one you love.</i>

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<i>Well, it works both ways.</i>

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<i>We have front-row seats</i>
<i>for this theatre of mass destruction.</i>

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<i>The Demolitions Committee</i>
<i>of Project Mayhem...</i>

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<i>... wrapped the foundations</i>
<i>of 12 buildings with explosives.</i>

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<i>In two minutes,</i>
<i>primary charges will blow base charges...</i>

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<i>... and a few blocks will be reduced</i>
<i>to smoldering rubble.</i>

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<i>I know this because Tyler knows this.</i>

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Two and a half.
Think of everything we've accomplished.

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<i>Suddenly I realize that all of this,</i>
<i>the gun, the bombs, the revolution...</i>

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<i>... has got something to do</i>
<i>with a girl named Marla Singer.</i>

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<i>Bob. Bob had bitch tits.</i>

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<i>This was a support group</i>
<i>for men with testicular cancer.</i>

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<i>The big moosie slobbering all over me,</i>
<i>that was Bob.</i>

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We're still men.

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Yes, we're men.

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Men is what we are.

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<i>Bob had had his testicles removed.</i>
<i>Then hormone therapy.</i>

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<i>He developed bitch tits because</i>
<i>his testosterone was too high...</i>

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<i>... and his body upped the oestrogen.</i>

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<i>- That was where I fit...</i>
- They'll have to drain my pecs again.

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<i>... between those huge sweating tits...</i>

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<i>... that hung enormous,</i>
<i>the way you'd think of God's as big.</i>

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OK, you cry now.

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<i>No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier.</i>

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<i>For six months, I couldn't sleep.</i>

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<i> I couldn't sleep...</i>

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<i>With insomnia, nothing's real.</i>

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<i>Everything's far away.</i>

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<i>Everything's a copy of a copy...</i>

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<i>... of a copy.</i>

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<i>When deep space exploration ramps up,</i>
<i>it'll be the corporations that name everything.</i>

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<i>The IBM Stellar Sphere.</i>

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<i>The Microsoft Galaxy.</i>

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<i>The Planet Starbucks.</i>

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I need you out of town this week
to cover some red flags.

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<i>It must have been Tuesday.</i>
<i>He had on his cornflower blue tie.</i>

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You want me to deprioritize my reports
until you advise of a status upgrade?

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Prioritize these. Here's your flight coupons.
Call me if there's any snags.

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<i>He was full of pep.</i>
<i>Must have had his grande latte enema.</i>

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<i>Like so many others, I had become</i>
<i>a slave to the</i> Ikea <i>nesting instinct.</i>

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Uh... yes. I'd like to order...

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...the Erika Pekkari dust ruffles.

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<i>- Please hold.</i>
<i>- Anything clever...</i>

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<i>... like a coffee table in the shape of a yin-yang,</i>
<i>I had to have it.</i>

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<i>The Klipsk personal office unit.</i>

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<i>The Hovetrekke home exerbike.</i>

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<i>Or the Ohamshab sofa</i>
<i>with the Strinne green stripe pattern.</i>

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<i>Even the Ryslampa wire lamps of</i>
<i>environmentally-friendly unbleached paper.</i>

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<i>I'd flip through catalogues and wonder...</i>

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<i>..."What kind of dining set</i>
<i>defines me as a person?"</i>

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<i>I had it all. Even the glass dishes</i>
<i>with tiny bubbles and imperfections...</i>

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<i>... proof that they were crafted by the honest,</i>
<i>hard-working, indigenous peoples of...</i>

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<i>- Please hold.</i>
<i>...wherever.</i>

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<i>We used to read pornography.</i>

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<i>Now it was the Horchow collection.</i>

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- No. You can't die of insomnia.
- What about narcolepsy?

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I nod off, I wake up in strange places.

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I have no idea how I got there.

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- You need to lighten up.
- Can you please just give me something?

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<i>Red and blue Tuinals, lipstick-red Seconals...</i>

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No. You need healthy, natural sleep.

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Chew some valerian root
and get more exercise.

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Hey, come on.

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- I'm in pain.
- You wanna see pain?

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Swing by First Methodist, Tuesday nights.

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See the guys with testicular cancer.

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That's pain.

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I always wanted three kids...
two boys and a girl.

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Mindy wanted two girls and a boy.

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We never could agree on anything.

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Well, I... She...

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She had her first child last week.

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A girl.

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With... With her... With her new husband.

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Fuck!

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Thank God, you know...

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I'm glad for her.

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She deserves...

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Everyone, let's thank Thomas
for sharing himself with us.

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Thank you, Thomas.

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I look around this room,
and I see a lot of courage.

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And that gives me strength.

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We give each other strength.

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It's time for the one-on-ones.

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So let's all of us follow Thomas's example
and really open ourselves up.

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Could you find a partner?

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<i>And this is how I met the big moosie.</i>

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<i>His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears.</i>

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<i>Knees together. Those awkward little steps.</i>

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- My name is Bob.
- Bob?

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<i>Bob had been a champion bodybuilder.</i>

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<i>You know that chest expansion programme</i>
<i>on late-night TV?</i>

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<i>That was his idea.</i>

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I was a juicer.

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You know, using steroids?

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Diabonal and...

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...Wisterol.

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Oh, they use that on racehorses,
for Christ sakes.

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And now I'm bankrupt.

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I'm divorced.

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My two grown kids...

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...won't even return my phone calls.

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<i>Strangers with this kind of honesty</i>
<i>make me go a big, rubbery one.</i>

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Go ahead... Cornelius.

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You can cry.

116
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<i>And then... something happened.</i>
<i>I let go.</i>

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That's really good.

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<i>Lost in oblivion.</i>

119
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<i>Dark and silent and complete.</i>

120
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<i>I found freedom.</i>
<i>Losing all hope was freedom.</i>

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It's OK.

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<i>Babies don't sleep this well.</i>

123
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<i>I became addicted.</i>

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If I didn't say anything...

125
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...people always assumed the worst.

126
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They cried harder... then I cried harder.

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Now we're going to open the green door,
the heart chakra...

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<i>I wasn't really dying.</i>

129
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<i>I wasn't host to cancer or parasites.</i>

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<i>I was the warm little centre</i>
<i>that the life of this world crowded around.</i>

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Imagine your pain
as a white ball of healing light.

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It moves over your body, healing you.

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Now keep this going. Remember to breathe...

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...and step forward
through the back door of the room.

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Where does it lead?

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To your cave.

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Step forward...

138
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...into your cave.

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That's right.

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You're going deeper into your cave.

141
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And you're going to find...

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...your power animal.

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Slide.

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<i>Every evening I died.</i>

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<i>And every evening I was born again.</i>

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<i>Resurrected.</i>

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<i>Bob loved me because he thought</i>
<i>my testicles were removed too.</i>

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<i>Being there, pressed against his tits...</i>

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<i>... ready to cry.</i>

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<i>This was my vacation.</i>

151
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<i>And she...</i>

152
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<i>... ruined everything.</i>

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This is cancer, right?

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<i>This chick, Marla Singer...</i>

155
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<i>... did not have testicular cancer.</i>

156
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<i>She was a liar.</i>

157
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<i>She had no diseases at all.</i>

158
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<i>I had seen her at Free And Clear,</i>
<i>my blood parasites group, Thursdays.</i>

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00:12:06,844 --> 00:12:10,297
<i>Then at Hope,</i>
<i>my bimonthly sickle-cell circle.</i>

160
00:12:10,808 --> 00:12:15,767
<i>And again, at Seize The Day,</i>
<i>my tuberculosis, Friday night.</i>

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<i>Marla...</i>

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<i>... the big tourist.</i>

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<i>Her lie reflected my lie.</i>

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<i>And suddenly, I felt nothing.</i>

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<i>I couldn't cry. So once again...</i>

166
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<i>... I couldn't sleep.</i>

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<i>Next group, after guided meditation...</i>

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<i>... after we open our heart chakras,</i>
<i>when it's time to hug...</i>

169
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<i>... I'm gonna grab that bitch,</i>
<i>Marla Singer, and scream.</i>

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Marla, you liar!
You big tourist, I need this! Now, get out!

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<i>I hadn't slept in four days.</i>

172
00:13:01,039 --> 00:13:02,913
<i> We'll just let that dry...</i>

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<i>When you have insomnia,</i>
<i>you're never really asleep.</i>

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00:13:06,546 --> 00:13:09,002
<i>And you're never really awake.</i>

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To begin tonight's communion...

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...Chloe would like to say a few words.

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<i>Oh, yeah. Chloe.</i>

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<i>Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton</i>
<i>would look if you made it walk around...</i>

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<i>... being extra nice to everybody.</i>

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Well, I'm still here.

181
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But I don't know for how long.

182
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That's as much certainty
as anyone can give me.

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But I've got some good news.

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I no longer have any fear of death.

185
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But... I am in a pretty lonely place.

186
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No- one will have sex with me.

187
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I'm so close to the end,
and all I want is to get laid for the last time.

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I have pornographic movies
in my apartment...

189
00:14:01,992 --> 00:14:05,694
...and lubricants and amyl nitrite.
- Thank you, Chloe.

190
00:14:06,414 --> 00:14:08,538
Everyone, let's thank Chloe.

191
00:14:08,626 --> 00:14:10,749
Thank you, Chloe.

192
00:14:13,590 --> 00:14:17,423
Now, let's ready ourselves
for guided meditation.

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You're standing at the entrance of your cave.

194
00:14:22,435 --> 00:14:25,887
You step inside your cave and you walk...

195
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<i>If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.</i>

196
00:14:30,153 --> 00:14:32,146
<i>Marla.</i>

197
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:36,701
<i>The scratch on the roof of your mouth</i>
<i>that would heal if you could stop tonguing it.</i>

198
00:14:36,787 --> 00:14:38,863
<i>But you can't.</i>

199
00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:42,662
<i>... deeper into your cave as you walk.</i>

200
00:14:42,753 --> 00:14:46,289
<i> You feel</i>
<i>a healing energy all around you.</i>

201
00:14:48,927 --> 00:14:51,004
<i>Now find your power animal.</i>

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Slide.

203
00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:02,858
OK. Let's partner up.

204
00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:05,271
Pick someone special to you tonight.

205
00:15:11,498 --> 00:15:13,575
Hey.

206
00:15:13,959 --> 00:15:16,036
- We need to talk.
- Sure.

207
00:15:20,843 --> 00:15:22,920
- I'm onto you.
- What?

208
00:15:23,013 --> 00:15:26,133
Yeah. You're a faker. You're not dying.

209
00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:28,017
Sorry?

210
00:15:28,103 --> 00:15:33,099
In the Tibetan-philosophy, Sylvia-Plath
sense of the word, I know we're all dying.

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00:15:33,192 --> 00:15:37,405
- But you're not dying the way Chloe is.
- So?

212
00:15:37,990 --> 00:15:40,067
So you're a tourist.

213
00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:44,372
I've seen you. I saw you at melanoma,
I saw you at tuberculosis.

214
00:15:44,457 --> 00:15:46,949
I saw you at testicular cancer!

215
00:15:47,044 --> 00:15:48,704
I saw you practicing this.

216
00:15:48,796 --> 00:15:51,204
- Practicing what?
- Telling me off.

217
00:15:51,299 --> 00:15:55,132
Is it going as well as you hoped... Rupert?

218
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I'll expose you.

219
00:15:57,098 --> 00:15:59,175
Go ahead. I'll expose you.

220
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Come together. Let yourselves cry.

221
00:16:09,823 --> 00:16:11,899
Oh, God. Why are you doing this?

222
00:16:11,992 --> 00:16:14,780
It's cheaper than a movie
and there's free coffee.

223
00:16:14,871 --> 00:16:17,623
Look, this is important.
These are my groups.

224
00:16:17,708 --> 00:16:19,831
I've been coming for over a year.

225
00:16:19,919 --> 00:16:23,123
- Why do you do it?
- I don't know.

226
00:16:23,215 --> 00:16:27,048
When people think you're dying,
they listen to you instead of...

227
00:16:27,137 --> 00:16:30,138
Instead of waiting for their turn to speak.

228
00:16:31,434 --> 00:16:33,510
Yeah. Yeah.

229
00:16:34,688 --> 00:16:37,559
Share yourself... completely.

230
00:16:38,359 --> 00:16:40,436
Look, you don't want to get into this.

231
00:16:40,529 --> 00:16:42,605
- It becomes an addiction.
- Really?

232
00:16:42,698 --> 00:16:46,946
I'm not kidding. I can't cry
if another faker is present, and I need this.

233
00:16:47,037 --> 00:16:49,114
You gotta find somewhere else to go.

234
00:16:49,207 --> 00:16:52,790
Candystripe a cancer ward.
It's not my problem.

235
00:16:55,924 --> 00:16:58,000
No, wait a second. Hold on.

236
00:16:58,093 --> 00:17:00,170
We'll split up the week, OK?

237
00:17:00,262 --> 00:17:02,469
You take lymphoma and tuberculosis.

238
00:17:02,557 --> 00:17:05,678
You take tuberculosis.
My smoking doesn't go over at all.

239
00:17:05,770 --> 00:17:09,056
OK. Good. Fine.
Testicular cancer should be no contest.

240
00:17:09,149 --> 00:17:13,064
Technically, I have more right to be there.
You still have your balls.

241
00:17:13,154 --> 00:17:15,527
- You're kidding.
- I dunno. Am I?

242
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,659
No. No.

243
00:17:17,743 --> 00:17:20,365
- What do you want?
- I'll take the parasites.

244
00:17:20,455 --> 00:17:23,243
You can't have both.
Take the blood parasites.

245
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:27,664
- I want brain parasites.
- I'll take the blood but I want brain dementia.

246
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:30,509
- I want that.
- You can't have the whole brain.

247
00:17:30,593 --> 00:17:33,085
So far, you have four. I only have two.

248
00:17:33,180 --> 00:17:37,095
OK. Take both the parasites. They're yours.

249
00:17:37,185 --> 00:17:39,474
Now we both have three...

250
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:44,861
Hey! You left half your clothes.

251
00:18:01,383 --> 00:18:03,542
- What, are you selling those?
- Yes!

252
00:18:03,635 --> 00:18:05,712
I'm selling some clothes!

253
00:18:05,805 --> 00:18:07,882
So! We each have three. That's six.

254
00:18:07,974 --> 00:18:10,810
What about the seventh day?
I want bowel cancer.

255
00:18:10,895 --> 00:18:12,971
<i>The girl had done her homework.</i>

256
00:18:13,064 --> 00:18:15,141
No. No. I want bowel cancer.

257
00:18:15,818 --> 00:18:17,894
That's your favorite too?

258
00:18:17,987 --> 00:18:21,488
- Tried to slip it by me, eh?
- Look, we'll split it.

259
00:18:21,575 --> 00:18:23,652
Take the first and third Sunday.

260
00:18:26,123 --> 00:18:27,997
Deal.

261
00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:32,913
Looks like this is goodbye.

262
00:18:33,006 --> 00:18:35,130
Let's not make a big thing out of it.

263
00:18:35,218 --> 00:18:37,674
How's this for not making a big thing?

264
00:18:41,142 --> 00:18:42,969
Hey, Marla!

265
00:18:43,270 --> 00:18:45,429
Marla!

266
00:18:45,522 --> 00:18:48,097
Maybe we should exchange numbers.

267
00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:50,102
Should we?

268
00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:54,276
- We might wanna switch nights.
- OK.

269
00:18:59,457 --> 00:19:01,996
<i>This is how I met Marla Singer.</i>

270
00:19:03,712 --> 00:19:07,961
<i>Marla's philosophy of life</i>
<i>was that she might die at any moment.</i>

271
00:19:08,051 --> 00:19:10,341
<i>The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't.</i>

272
00:19:10,429 --> 00:19:14,475
It doesn't have your name!
Who are you? Cornelius? Rupert?

273
00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:18,511
Travis? Any of the stupid names
you give each night?

274
00:19:21,485 --> 00:19:23,562
<i>You wake up at SeaTac.</i>

275
00:19:23,655 --> 00:19:26,610
<i>SFO. LAX.</i>

276
00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:29,073
<i>You wake up at O'Hare.</i>

277
00:19:29,162 --> 00:19:31,285
<i>Dallas Fort Worth.</i>

278
00:19:31,373 --> 00:19:33,331
<i>BWI.</i>

279
00:19:33,417 --> 00:19:37,202
<i>Pacific. Mountain. Central.</i>
<i>Lose an hour. Gain an hour.</i>

280
00:19:37,297 --> 00:19:41,166
The check-in for that flight
isn't for another two hours, sir.

281
00:19:41,261 --> 00:19:44,547
<i>This is your life,</i>
<i>and it's ending one minute at a time.</i>

282
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:47,642
<i>You wake up at Air Harbor International.</i>

283
00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:52,895
<i>If you wake up at a different time,</i>
<i>in a different place...</i>

284
00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:55,654
<i>... could you wake up as a different person?</i>

285
00:19:55,738 --> 00:19:57,814
<i>Everywhere I travel...</i>

286
00:19:57,907 --> 00:20:00,149
<i>... tiny life.</i>

287
00:20:00,243 --> 00:20:02,782
<i>Single-serving sugar and cream.</i>

288
00:20:02,872 --> 00:20:04,664
<i>Single pat of butter.</i>

289
00:20:04,749 --> 00:20:07,585
<i>The microwave cordon bleu hobby kit.</i>

290
00:20:07,670 --> 00:20:09,627
<i>Shampoo-conditioner combos.</i>

291
00:20:09,714 --> 00:20:13,582
<i>Sample-package mouthwash.</i>
<i>Tiny bars of soap.</i>

292
00:20:15,054 --> 00:20:17,546
<i>The people I meet on each flight...</i>

293
00:20:17,641 --> 00:20:19,764
<i>... they're single-serving friends.</i>

294
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:23,553
<i>Between takeoff and landing,</i>
<i>we have our time together.</i>

295
00:20:23,648 --> 00:20:25,891
<i>That's all we get.</i>

296
00:20:25,985 --> 00:20:27,894
<i> Welcome!</i>

297
00:20:29,990 --> 00:20:34,155
<i>On a long enough time line,</i>
<i>the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.</i>

298
00:20:34,245 --> 00:20:37,995
<i>I was a recall coordinator.</i>
<i>My job was to apply the formula.</i>

299
00:20:38,084 --> 00:20:40,456
The infant went through the windshield.

300
00:20:40,545 --> 00:20:44,626
<i>A new car built by my company</i>
<i>leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph.</i>

301
00:20:44,717 --> 00:20:46,794
<i>The rear differential locks up.</i>

302
00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:50,420
The teenager's braces
are stuck to the ashtray.

303
00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:52,889
Might make a good anti-smoking ad.

304
00:20:52,978 --> 00:20:56,478
<i>The car crashes and burns</i>
<i>with everyone trapped inside.</i>

305
00:20:56,566 --> 00:20:58,855
<i>Now, should we initiate a recall?</i>

306
00:20:58,944 --> 00:21:01,020
The father must have been huge.

307
00:21:01,113 --> 00:21:04,317
See where the fat burned to the seat?
The polyester shirt?

308
00:21:04,409 --> 00:21:06,402
Very modern art.

309
00:21:06,495 --> 00:21:08,987
<i>Take the number of vehicles in the field, A.</i>

310
00:21:09,082 --> 00:21:11,787
<i>Multiply it by the probable rate of failure, B.</i>

311
00:21:11,877 --> 00:21:15,662
<i>Multiply the result by</i>
<i>the average out-of-court settlement, C.</i>

312
00:21:15,757 --> 00:21:17,833
<i>A x B x C...</i>

313
00:21:18,051 --> 00:21:19,961
...equals X.

314
00:21:20,054 --> 00:21:22,628
If X is less than the cost of a recall...

315
00:21:22,724 --> 00:21:24,764
...we don't do one.

316
00:21:24,852 --> 00:21:28,056
Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?

317
00:21:28,148 --> 00:21:30,058
You wouldn't believe.

318
00:21:31,527 --> 00:21:34,066
Which car company do you work for?

319
00:21:34,155 --> 00:21:36,232
A major one.

320
00:21:38,745 --> 00:21:42,660
<i>Every time the plane banked too sharply</i>
<i>on takeoff or landing...</i>

321
00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:46,036
<i>... I prayed for a crash or a midair collision.</i>

322
00:21:46,713 --> 00:21:48,256
<i>Anything.</i>

323
00:21:57,143 --> 00:22:00,845
<i>Life insurance pays off triple</i>
<i>if you die on a business trip.</i>

324
00:22:03,819 --> 00:22:07,105
"If you are seated in an emergency exit row...

325
00:22:07,198 --> 00:22:10,698
...and would be unable or unwilling
to perform the duties...

326
00:22:10,786 --> 00:22:15,248
...listed on the safety card, please
ask a flight attendant to reseat you."

327
00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:19,084
It's a lot of responsibility.

328
00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:21,379
Wanna switch seats?

329
00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:24,918
No. I'm not sure
I'm the man for that particular job.

330
00:22:25,012 --> 00:22:29,391
An exit-door procedure at 30,000ft. Mm-hm.

331
00:22:29,476 --> 00:22:31,553
The illusion of safety.

332
00:22:31,813 --> 00:22:33,889
Yeah. I guess so.

333
00:22:33,982 --> 00:22:36,901
You know why
they put oxygen masks on planes?

334
00:22:36,986 --> 00:22:41,530
- So you can breathe.
- Oxygen gets you high.

335
00:22:42,660 --> 00:22:46,196
In a catastrophic emergency,
you take giant panic breaths.

336
00:22:46,290 --> 00:22:48,781
Suddenly you become euphoric, docile.

337
00:22:48,876 --> 00:22:51,166
You accept your fate.

338
00:22:51,797 --> 00:22:53,837
It's all right here.

339
00:22:53,924 --> 00:22:57,092
Emergency water landing, 600mph.

340
00:22:57,179 --> 00:23:00,015
Blank faces. Calm as Hindu cows.

341
00:23:00,099 --> 00:23:02,176
That's um...

342
00:23:03,395 --> 00:23:05,684
That's an interesting theory.

343
00:23:07,692 --> 00:23:09,816
- What do you do?
- What do you mean?

344
00:23:09,903 --> 00:23:11,980
What do you do for a living?

345
00:23:12,073 --> 00:23:15,240
Why? So you can pretend you're interested?

346
00:23:17,914 --> 00:23:19,373
OK.

347
00:23:19,457 --> 00:23:22,329
You have
a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.

348
00:23:25,590 --> 00:23:27,667
We have the exact same briefcase.

349
00:23:28,510 --> 00:23:30,504
Soap.

350
00:23:30,596 --> 00:23:34,298
- Sorry?
- I make and I sell soap.

351
00:23:34,393 --> 00:23:36,766
The yardstick of civilization.

352
00:23:37,313 --> 00:23:39,271
<i>And this is how I met...</i>

353
00:23:39,358 --> 00:23:41,185
Tyler Durden.

354
00:23:41,277 --> 00:23:46,521
Did you know if you mix gasoline and
frozen orange juice, you can make napalm?

355
00:23:46,617 --> 00:23:49,572
- No, I did not. Is that true?
- That's right.

356
00:23:49,663 --> 00:23:53,496
One can make all kinds of explosives
with simple household items.

357
00:23:53,584 --> 00:23:56,041
- Really?
- If one was so inclined.

358
00:24:01,011 --> 00:24:06,089
Tyler, you are by far the most interesting
single-serving friend I have ever met.

359
00:24:07,978 --> 00:24:12,107
- Everything on a plane is single-serving...
- Oh, I get it. Very clever.

360
00:24:12,192 --> 00:24:13,734
Thank you.

361
00:24:13,819 --> 00:24:15,942
How's it working out for you?

362
00:24:16,030 --> 00:24:18,782
- What?
- Being clever?

363
00:24:18,867 --> 00:24:21,240
Great.

364
00:24:21,328 --> 00:24:24,330
Keep it up, then. Right up.

365
00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:27,659
A question of etiquette.

366
00:24:27,753 --> 00:24:30,755
As I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

367
00:24:37,808 --> 00:24:40,134
<i>How I came to live with Tyler is...</i>

368
00:24:40,227 --> 00:24:44,476
<i>Airlines have this policy</i>
<i>about vibrating luggage.</i>

369
00:24:52,201 --> 00:24:56,829
- Was it ticking?
- Throwers know modern bombs don't tick.

370
00:24:56,916 --> 00:25:00,083
- Sorry, throwers?
- Baggage handlers.

371
00:25:00,170 --> 00:25:02,412
But when a suitcase vibrates...

372
00:25:02,506 --> 00:25:05,212
...the throwers have got to call the police.

373
00:25:05,301 --> 00:25:08,802
- My suitcase was vibrating?
- Nine times out of ten...

374
00:25:08,889 --> 00:25:10,966
...it's an electric razor.

375
00:25:11,059 --> 00:25:13,182
But... every once in a while...

376
00:25:16,107 --> 00:25:18,183
It's a dildo.

377
00:25:18,944 --> 00:25:23,025
It's company policy never to imply
ownership in the event of a dildo.

378
00:25:23,116 --> 00:25:26,984
We have to use the indefinite article,
<i>a</i> dildo, never...

379
00:25:27,079 --> 00:25:29,156
<i>... your</i> dildo.

380
00:25:29,249 --> 00:25:31,325
I don't own...

381
00:25:34,005 --> 00:25:37,125
<i>I had everything in that suitcase.</i>
<i>My CK shirts.</i>

382
00:25:37,217 --> 00:25:40,385
<i>My DKNY shoes. My AX ties.</i>

383
00:25:42,057 --> 00:25:44,383
<i>Never mind.</i>

384
00:25:46,271 --> 00:25:48,976
Hey! That's my car!

385
00:25:55,324 --> 00:25:57,282
<i>Home was a condo on the 15th floor...</i>

386
00:25:57,368 --> 00:26:00,405
<i>... of a filing cabinet</i>
<i>for widows and professionals.</i>

387
00:26:00,497 --> 00:26:03,119
<i>The walls were solid concrete.</i>

388
00:26:03,209 --> 00:26:05,286
<i>A foot of concrete is important...</i>

389
00:26:05,378 --> 00:26:09,627
<i>... when your next-door neighbor</i>
<i>has to watch game shows at full volume.</i>

390
00:26:09,717 --> 00:26:13,586
<i>Or when a blast of debris</i>
<i>that used to be your personal effects...</i>

391
00:26:13,681 --> 00:26:17,726
<i>... blows out of your windows</i>
<i>and sails flaming into the night.</i>

392
00:26:24,194 --> 00:26:26,484
<i>I suppose these things happen.</i>

393
00:26:39,339 --> 00:26:41,415
There's... nothing up there.

394
00:26:41,508 --> 00:26:44,878
You can't go into the unit. Police orders.

395
00:26:53,565 --> 00:26:56,104
Do you have somebody you can call?

396
00:26:56,194 --> 00:26:58,317
<i>How embarrassing.</i>

397
00:26:58,405 --> 00:27:01,276
<i>A houseful of condiments and no food.</i>

398
00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:14,497
<i>The police later told me</i>
<i>the pilot light might have gone out...</i>

399
00:27:15,510 --> 00:27:18,465
<i>... letting out just a little bit of gas.</i>

400
00:27:18,556 --> 00:27:20,798
<i>That gas could have filled the condo.</i>

401
00:27:20,892 --> 00:27:24,428
<i>1700 square feet with high ceilings</i>
<i>for days and days.</i>

402
00:27:32,615 --> 00:27:36,400
<i>Then the refrigerator's compressor</i>
<i>could have clicked on.</i>

403
00:27:37,497 --> 00:27:39,573
<i> Yeah?</i>

404
00:27:42,670 --> 00:27:44,746
<i> I can hear you breathing...</i>

405
00:27:53,434 --> 00:27:57,349
<i>If you ask me now,</i>
<i>I couldn't tell you why I called him.</i>

406
00:28:40,619 --> 00:28:42,826
- Hello?
<i>- Who's this?</i>

407
00:28:45,083 --> 00:28:47,160
- Tyler?
<i>- Who is this?</i>

408
00:28:47,253 --> 00:28:48,628
Um...

409
00:28:48,713 --> 00:28:50,920
We met... We met on the airplane.

410
00:28:51,007 --> 00:28:53,250
We had the same suitcase?

411
00:28:53,344 --> 00:28:55,420
Uh... the clever guy?

412
00:28:55,513 --> 00:28:57,839
<i> Oh, yeah. Right.</i>

413
00:28:59,852 --> 00:29:02,522
I called a second ago. There was no answer.

414
00:29:02,606 --> 00:29:06,770
- I'm at a payphone.
<i>- Yeah, I *69'd you. I never pick up my phone.</i>

415
00:29:09,573 --> 00:29:11,650
<i>- So what's up?</i>
- Uh...

416
00:29:12,326 --> 00:29:14,367
Well.

417
00:29:14,454 --> 00:29:16,531
You're not gonna believe this.

418
00:29:18,668 --> 00:29:20,875
You know, it could be worse.

419
00:29:20,963 --> 00:29:24,712
A woman could cut off your penis
while you sleep and toss it out of a car.

420
00:29:25,594 --> 00:29:28,845
There's always that. I don't know.

421
00:29:28,931 --> 00:29:32,052
When you buy furniture,
you tell yourself, that's it.

422
00:29:32,144 --> 00:29:34,220
That's the last sofa I'll need.

423
00:29:34,313 --> 00:29:37,101
Whatever happens,
that sofa problem is handled.

424
00:29:37,192 --> 00:29:40,644
I had it all.
I had a stereo that was very decent.

425
00:29:40,738 --> 00:29:44,274
A wardrobe that was getting very respectable.

426
00:29:44,368 --> 00:29:46,527
I was close to being complete.

427
00:29:46,620 --> 00:29:49,159
- Shit, man. Now it's all gone.
- All gone.

428
00:29:49,249 --> 00:29:52,001
All gone.

429
00:29:53,254 --> 00:29:55,294
Do you know what a duvet is?

430
00:29:55,382 --> 00:29:58,253
- A comforter.
- It's a blanket.

431
00:29:58,344 --> 00:30:02,343
Just a blanket. Why do guys
like you and I know what a duvet is?

432
00:30:02,432 --> 00:30:06,597
Is this essential to our survival
in the hunter-gatherer sense?

433
00:30:06,688 --> 00:30:08,313
No.

434
00:30:08,398 --> 00:30:10,392
What are we, then?

435
00:30:10,484 --> 00:30:13,059
I dunno. Consumers.

436
00:30:13,155 --> 00:30:15,231
Right. We're consumers.

437
00:30:15,324 --> 00:30:18,610
We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession.

438
00:30:18,703 --> 00:30:22,619
Murder, crime, poverty.
These things don't concern me.

439
00:30:22,708 --> 00:30:26,125
What concerns me are celebrity magazines...

440
00:30:26,213 --> 00:30:28,290
...television with 500 channels...

441
00:30:28,382 --> 00:30:31,052
...some guy's name on my underwear.
Rogaine.

442
00:30:31,136 --> 00:30:33,213
Viagra. Olestra.

443
00:30:33,305 --> 00:30:36,141
- Martha Stewart.
- Fuck Martha Stewart.

444
00:30:36,226 --> 00:30:39,726
She's polishing the brass on the Titanic.
It's all going down.

445
00:30:39,814 --> 00:30:43,563
So fuck off with your sofa units
and Strinne green stripe patterns.

446
00:30:43,652 --> 00:30:46,938
I say never be complete.

447
00:30:47,031 --> 00:30:49,071
I say stop being perfect.

448
00:30:49,159 --> 00:30:51,199
I say let's evolve.

449
00:30:51,287 --> 00:30:53,576
Let the chips fall where they may.

450
00:30:55,751 --> 00:30:57,827
But that's me, and I could be wrong.

451
00:30:57,920 --> 00:30:59,997
Maybe it's a terrible tragedy.

452
00:31:00,090 --> 00:31:02,581
It's just stuff. Not a tragedy...

453
00:31:02,676 --> 00:31:06,426
You did lose a lot of versatile solutions
for modern living.

454
00:31:06,515 --> 00:31:09,089
Fuck, you're right. I don't smoke.

455
00:31:12,481 --> 00:31:16,230
My insurance is probably gonna cover it, so...

456
00:31:18,697 --> 00:31:20,820
What?

457
00:31:20,908 --> 00:31:24,029
The things you own end up owning you.

458
00:31:27,375 --> 00:31:29,451
Do what you like, man.

459
00:31:30,170 --> 00:31:32,626
Oh, it's late.

460
00:31:32,715 --> 00:31:35,420
- Hey, thanks for the beer.
- Yeah, man.

461
00:31:35,510 --> 00:31:37,587
I should find a hotel.

462
00:31:38,347 --> 00:31:40,424
- Oh!
- What?

463
00:31:40,517 --> 00:31:42,142
What?

464
00:31:42,227 --> 00:31:44,304
- A hotel?
- Yeah.

465
00:31:44,397 --> 00:31:47,482
- Just ask, man.
- What are you talking about?

466
00:31:47,567 --> 00:31:51,317
Oh, God. Three pitchers of beer
and you still can't ask.

467
00:31:52,323 --> 00:31:53,948
What?

468
00:31:54,034 --> 00:31:56,704
You called me
because you needed a place to stay.

469
00:31:56,787 --> 00:32:00,204
- Oh, hey. No, no, no.
- Yes, you did. So just ask.

470
00:32:00,292 --> 00:32:02,866
Cut the foreplay and just ask, man.

471
00:32:04,673 --> 00:32:06,915
Would... Would that be a problem?

472
00:32:07,009 --> 00:32:09,086
Is it a problem for you to ask?

473
00:32:10,096 --> 00:32:12,339
- Can I stay at your place?
- Yeah.

474
00:32:13,726 --> 00:32:15,802
Thanks.

475
00:32:19,942 --> 00:32:22,944
- I want you to do me a favor.
- Yeah, sure.

476
00:32:23,029 --> 00:32:25,438
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

477
00:32:25,533 --> 00:32:27,490
What?

478
00:32:27,577 --> 00:32:31,410
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

479
00:32:31,499 --> 00:32:34,417
<i>Let me tell you a little bit about Tyler Durden.</i>

480
00:32:34,669 --> 00:32:36,959
<i>Tyler was a night person.</i>

481
00:32:37,047 --> 00:32:39,290
While the rest of us slept, he worked.

482
00:32:39,384 --> 00:32:42,551
He had one part-time job as a projectionist.

483
00:32:42,638 --> 00:32:45,640
A movie doesn't come all on one big reel.
It comes on a few.

484
00:32:45,725 --> 00:32:49,427
Someone has to switch the projectors
at the exact moment...

485
00:32:49,522 --> 00:32:52,773
...that one reel ends and the next one begins.

486
00:32:52,859 --> 00:32:56,775
You can see little dots come into
the upper right corner of the screen.

487
00:32:56,865 --> 00:32:59,570
In the industry, we call them cigarette burns.

488
00:32:59,660 --> 00:33:01,736
That's the cue for a changeover.

489
00:33:01,829 --> 00:33:06,576
He flips the projectors, movie keeps
going and the audience has no idea.

490
00:33:06,669 --> 00:33:08,911
Why would anyone want this shitjob?

491
00:33:09,005 --> 00:33:12,173
Because it affords him
interesting opportunities.

492
00:33:12,259 --> 00:33:15,795
Like splicing a frame of pornography
into family films.

493
00:33:15,889 --> 00:33:20,885
So when the snooty cat and the courageous
dog with the celebrity voices first meet...

494
00:33:20,979 --> 00:33:25,191
...that's when you'll catch a flash
of Tyler's contribution to the film.

495
00:33:32,076 --> 00:33:34,698
Nobody knows that they saw it but they did.

496
00:33:34,788 --> 00:33:37,327
Nice, big cock.

497
00:33:42,131 --> 00:33:44,919
Even a hummingbird
couldn't catch Tyler at work.

498
00:33:50,225 --> 00:33:55,268
Tyler also works sometimes as a banquet
waiter at the luxurious Pressman hotel.

499
00:33:59,945 --> 00:34:03,991
He was <i>the</i> guerrilla terrorist
of the food service industry.

500
00:34:04,076 --> 00:34:06,365
Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch.

501
00:34:06,454 --> 00:34:10,868
Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque,
he farted on meringues...

502
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,498
...and as for the cream of mushroom soup...

503
00:34:13,588 --> 00:34:15,628
Go ahead, tell 'em.

504
00:34:15,716 --> 00:34:17,709
You get the idea.

505
00:34:17,969 --> 00:34:21,136
- You just want me to hit you?
- Come on. Do me this one favor.

506
00:34:21,223 --> 00:34:24,593
- Why?
- I don't know. Never been in a fight. You?

507
00:34:24,685 --> 00:34:28,684
- No. But that's a good thing.
- You can't know yourself if you haven't!

508
00:34:28,774 --> 00:34:31,100
I don't wanna die without any scars.

509
00:34:31,194 --> 00:34:35,489
- Come on. Hit me, before I lose my nerve.
- Oh, God. This is crazy.

510
00:34:35,574 --> 00:34:37,864
So go crazy! Let it rip.

511
00:34:37,953 --> 00:34:40,623
- I don't know about this.
- I don't either.

512
00:34:40,706 --> 00:34:43,791
Who gives a shit? No- one's watching.
What do you care?

513
00:34:43,877 --> 00:34:46,333
This is crazy. You want me to hit you?!

514
00:34:46,422 --> 00:34:48,498
That's right.

515
00:34:48,591 --> 00:34:51,795
- Where? Like, in the face?
- Surprise me.

516
00:34:53,973 --> 00:34:56,050
This is so fucking stupid.

517
00:35:06,948 --> 00:35:09,107
Motherfucker!

518
00:35:09,201 --> 00:35:11,278
He hit me in the ear!

519
00:35:11,370 --> 00:35:14,574
- Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.
- Ow, Christ!

520
00:35:14,666 --> 00:35:16,743
- Why the ear, man?
- I fucked it up.

521
00:35:16,836 --> 00:35:18,544
No, that was perfect.

522
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:20,957
Uh! Agh!

523
00:35:31,438 --> 00:35:33,561
No, it's all right.

524
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,477
It really hurts.

525
00:35:36,945 --> 00:35:39,021
Right.

526
00:35:39,365 --> 00:35:41,572
Hit me again.

527
00:35:41,659 --> 00:35:43,783
No, you hit me. Come on!

528
00:36:00,725 --> 00:36:03,217
We should do this again sometime.

529
00:36:16,037 --> 00:36:18,244
- Where's your car?
- What car?

530
00:36:28,761 --> 00:36:31,134
<i>I don't know how Tyler found that house...</i>

531
00:36:31,223 --> 00:36:33,465
<i>... but he said he'd been there for a year.</i>

532
00:36:33,559 --> 00:36:36,431
<i>It looked like it was waiting to be torn down.</i>

533
00:36:36,521 --> 00:36:38,930
<i>Most of the windows were boarded up.</i>

534
00:36:39,024 --> 00:36:44,365
<i>There was no lock on the front door from</i>
<i>when the police, or whoever, kicked it in.</i>

535
00:36:44,448 --> 00:36:46,525
<i>The stairs were ready to collapse.</i>

536
00:36:46,618 --> 00:36:49,156
<i>I didn't know if he owned it or was squatting.</i>

537
00:36:49,246 --> 00:36:51,738
<i>Neither would have surprised me.</i>

538
00:36:52,625 --> 00:36:54,702
Yep. That's you.

539
00:36:54,795 --> 00:36:57,369
That's me. That's the toilet. Good?

540
00:36:57,465 --> 00:36:59,541
Yeah, thanks.

541
00:36:59,634 --> 00:37:01,544
<i>What a shithole.</i>

542
00:37:01,637 --> 00:37:03,595
<i>Nothing worked.</i>

543
00:37:07,227 --> 00:37:11,178
<i>Turning on one light meant</i>
<i>another light in the house went out.</i>

544
00:37:11,274 --> 00:37:15,024
<i>There were no neighbors.</i>
<i>Just warehouses and a paper mill.</i>

545
00:37:15,112 --> 00:37:19,111
<i>That fart smell of steam.</i>
<i>The hamster-cage smell of wood chips.</i>

546
00:37:20,870 --> 00:37:23,243
What have we here?

547
00:37:38,059 --> 00:37:40,182
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.

548
00:37:51,159 --> 00:37:54,244
<i>Every time it rained, we had to kill the power.</i>

549
00:37:55,164 --> 00:37:58,498
<i>By the end of the first month,</i>
<i>I didn't miss TV.</i>

550
00:37:59,544 --> 00:38:02,879
<i>I didn't even mind the warm, stale refrigerator.</i>

551
00:38:15,315 --> 00:38:17,391
Can I be next?

552
00:38:21,823 --> 00:38:23,900
All right, man.

553
00:38:23,992 --> 00:38:25,986
Lose the tie.

554
00:38:30,209 --> 00:38:34,373
<i>At night, Tyler and I were alone</i>
<i>for half a mile in every direction.</i>

555
00:38:39,846 --> 00:38:43,762
<i>Rain trickled down through</i>
<i>the plaster and the light fixtures.</i>

556
00:38:43,851 --> 00:38:46,687
<i>Everything wooden swelled and shrank.</i>

557
00:38:46,772 --> 00:38:49,976
<i>Everywhere were rusted nails</i>
<i>to snag your elbow on.</i>

558
00:38:50,068 --> 00:38:52,642
<i>The previous occupant had been a shut-in.</i>

559
00:38:52,738 --> 00:38:54,814
Hey, man. What are you reading?

560
00:38:54,907 --> 00:38:59,286
Listen to this. It's an article written
by an organ in the first person.

561
00:38:59,371 --> 00:39:02,124
"I am Jack's medulla oblongata.
Without me...

562
00:39:02,208 --> 00:39:05,660
...Jack could not regulate
his heart rate or breathing."

563
00:39:05,754 --> 00:39:07,831
There's a whole series of these.

564
00:39:07,924 --> 00:39:10,000
"I Am Jill's Nipples."

565
00:39:12,012 --> 00:39:16,011
- "I Am Jack's Colon."
- "I Get Cancer. I Kill Jack."

566
00:39:17,353 --> 00:39:19,180
Whoop! Agh!

567
00:39:19,272 --> 00:39:23,057
<i>After fighting, everything else</i>
<i>in life got the volume turned down.</i>

568
00:39:23,152 --> 00:39:26,771
What?

569
00:39:26,865 --> 00:39:30,401
<i>- You could deal with anything.</i>
- Have you finished those reports?

570
00:39:35,084 --> 00:39:37,658
<i> If you could choose,</i>
<i>who would you fight?</i>

571
00:39:37,754 --> 00:39:39,830
I'd fight my boss, probably.

572
00:39:39,923 --> 00:39:42,047
Really?

573
00:39:42,134 --> 00:39:45,469
- Yeah, why? Who would you fight?
- I'd fight my dad.

574
00:39:45,555 --> 00:39:47,632
I don't know my dad.

575
00:39:47,725 --> 00:39:49,635
I mean, I know him, but...

576
00:39:49,727 --> 00:39:52,100
He left when I was like, six years old.

577
00:39:52,189 --> 00:39:55,191
Married this other woman
and had some other kids.

578
00:39:55,276 --> 00:39:57,353
He did this every six years.

579
00:39:57,446 --> 00:40:01,575
- He changes city and starts a new family.
- Fucker's setting up franchises!

580
00:40:02,410 --> 00:40:04,487
My dad never went to college.

581
00:40:04,580 --> 00:40:08,495
- So it was real important that I go.
- That sounds familiar.

582
00:40:08,585 --> 00:40:13,047
So I graduate. Call him up long-distance
and say, "Dad, now what?"

583
00:40:13,132 --> 00:40:15,126
- He says, "Get a job."
- Same here.

584
00:40:15,218 --> 00:40:17,889
Now I'm 25. Make my yearly call again.

585
00:40:17,972 --> 00:40:19,965
"Dad, now what?"

586
00:40:20,058 --> 00:40:22,182
He says, "I dunno. Get married."

587
00:40:22,269 --> 00:40:25,722
You can't get married.

588
00:40:26,483 --> 00:40:28,560
I'm a 30-year-old boy.

589
00:40:28,652 --> 00:40:31,144
We're a generation of men raised by women.

590
00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:35,487
I'm wondering if another woman
is really the answer we need.

591
00:40:41,502 --> 00:40:44,706
<i>Most of the week, we were Ozzie and Harriet.</i>

592
00:40:45,591 --> 00:40:49,043
<i>But every Saturday night,</i>
<i>we were finding something out.</i>

593
00:40:50,263 --> 00:40:53,716
<i>We were finding out more and more</i>
<i>that we were not alone.</i>

594
00:40:57,648 --> 00:41:02,311
<i>It used to be that when I came home angry</i>
<i>or depressed, I'd just clean my condo.</i>

595
00:41:02,404 --> 00:41:04,481
<i>Polish my Scandinavian furniture.</i>

596
00:41:04,573 --> 00:41:09,616
<i>I should have been looking for a new condo</i>
<i>or haggling with my insurance company.</i>

597
00:41:09,705 --> 00:41:13,490
<i>I should have been upset</i>
<i>about my nice flaming little shit.</i>

598
00:41:13,585 --> 00:41:15,495
<i>But I wasn't.</i>

599
00:41:15,588 --> 00:41:19,254
The premise of cybernetting an office
is make things more efficient.

600
00:41:19,342 --> 00:41:22,178
<i>Monday mornings,</i>
<i>I just thought about next week.</i>

601
00:41:22,263 --> 00:41:25,300
Can I get the icon in cornflower blue?

602
00:41:25,392 --> 00:41:26,507
Absolutely.

603
00:41:26,602 --> 00:41:29,853
Efficiency is priority No.1, people.

604
00:41:29,981 --> 00:41:32,769
Because waste is a thief.

605
00:41:32,860 --> 00:41:35,980
I showed this to my man here.
You liked it, didn't you?

606
00:41:39,660 --> 00:41:43,576
<i>You can swallow a pint of blood</i>
<i>before you get sick.</i>

607
00:41:44,625 --> 00:41:46,867
<i>It was right in everyone's face.</i>

608
00:41:46,961 --> 00:41:49,120
<i>Tyler and I just made it visible.</i>

609
00:41:49,214 --> 00:41:51,622
<i>It was on the tip of everyone's tongue.</i>

610
00:41:51,717 --> 00:41:53,794
<i>Tyler and I just gave it a name.</i>

611
00:42:05,026 --> 00:42:07,103
Come on, you've gotta go home!

612
00:42:29,349 --> 00:42:31,638
Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back.

613
00:42:52,587 --> 00:42:56,289
<i>Every week,</i>
<i>Tyler gave the rules that he and I decided.</i>

614
00:42:56,384 --> 00:42:58,460
Gentlemen!

615
00:42:59,220 --> 00:43:01,297
Welcome to Fight Club.

616
00:43:03,434 --> 00:43:05,593
The first rule of Fight Club is...

617
00:43:05,687 --> 00:43:08,060
...you do not talk about Fight Club.

618
00:43:08,149 --> 00:43:10,723
The second rule of Fight Club is...

619
00:43:11,152 --> 00:43:14,605
...you do not talk about Fight Club!

620
00:43:14,699 --> 00:43:16,988
Third rule of Fight Club.

621
00:43:17,077 --> 00:43:19,865
Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out...

622
00:43:19,955 --> 00:43:22,708
...the fight is over. Fourth rule.

623
00:43:22,792 --> 00:43:25,118
Only two guys to a fight.

624
00:43:25,212 --> 00:43:27,086
Fifth rule.

625
00:43:27,173 --> 00:43:29,843
One fight at a time, fellas.

626
00:43:29,927 --> 00:43:32,418
Sixth rule. No shirts. No shoes.

627
00:43:32,513 --> 00:43:36,429
Seventh rule.
Fights will go on as long as they have to.

628
00:43:38,271 --> 00:43:40,845
And the eighth and final rule.

629
00:43:41,984 --> 00:43:45,188
If this is your first night at Fight Club...

630
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:47,356
...you have to fight.

631
00:43:51,412 --> 00:43:53,489
<i>This kid from work, Ricky...</i>

632
00:43:53,582 --> 00:43:58,079
<i>... couldn't remember whether</i>
<i>you ordered pens with blue ink or black.</i>

633
00:43:58,171 --> 00:44:00,579
<i>But Ricky was a god for ten minutes...</i>

634
00:44:00,674 --> 00:44:04,009
<i>... when he trounced</i>
<i>the maitre d' of a local food court.</i>

635
00:44:05,889 --> 00:44:11,230
<i>Sometimes, all you could hear were</i>
<i>the flat, hard, packing sounds over the yelling.</i>

636
00:44:14,984 --> 00:44:18,022
<i>Or the wet choke</i>
<i>when someone gasped and sprayed...</i>

637
00:44:18,113 --> 00:44:20,153
Stop!

638
00:44:20,241 --> 00:44:23,112
<i>You weren't alive anywhere</i>
<i>like you were there.</i>

639
00:44:23,203 --> 00:44:27,997
<i>But Fight Club only exists in the hours</i>
<i>between when Fight Club starts and ends.</i>

640
00:44:28,543 --> 00:44:31,581
<i>Even if I could tell someone</i>
<i>they had a good fight...</i>

641
00:44:31,672 --> 00:44:33,962
<i>... I wouldn't be talking to the same man.</i>

642
00:44:34,050 --> 00:44:37,385
<i>Who you were in Fight Club</i>
<i>is not who you were outside of it.</i>

643
00:44:37,472 --> 00:44:42,514
<i>A guy came to Fight Club for the first time.</i>
<i>His ass was a wad of cookie dough.</i>

644
00:44:42,603 --> 00:44:45,439
<i>After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.</i>

645
00:44:46,274 --> 00:44:49,479
If you could fight any celebrity,
who would you fight?

646
00:44:49,570 --> 00:44:52,691
- Alive or dead?
- Doesn't matter. Who'd be tough?

647
00:44:53,617 --> 00:44:56,738
Hemingway. You?

648
00:44:57,372 --> 00:45:00,540
Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner.

649
00:45:01,586 --> 00:45:04,790
<i>We all started seeing things differently.</i>

650
00:45:06,050 --> 00:45:09,420
<i>Everywhere we went,</i>
<i>we were sizing things up.</i>

651
00:45:12,767 --> 00:45:15,887
<i>I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms...</i>

652
00:45:15,979 --> 00:45:20,061
<i>... trying to look like how Calvin Klein</i>
<i>or Tommy Hilfiger said they should.</i>

653
00:45:20,151 --> 00:45:22,275
Is that what a man looks like?

654
00:45:23,197 --> 00:45:26,033
Oh, self-improvement is masturbation.

655
00:45:26,117 --> 00:45:28,194
Now, self-destruction...

656
00:45:28,287 --> 00:45:30,280
Excuse me.

657
00:46:04,917 --> 00:46:08,121
<i>Fight Club wasn't about winning or losing.</i>

658
00:46:08,213 --> 00:46:10,290
<i>It wasn't about words.</i>

659
00:46:12,218 --> 00:46:15,718
<i>The hysterical shouting was in tongues...</i>

660
00:46:15,806 --> 00:46:17,764
<i>... like at a Pentecostal Church.</i>

661
00:46:22,314 --> 00:46:24,391
- Is that it?
- Stop!

662
00:46:24,484 --> 00:46:27,355
<i>When the fight was over, nothing was solved.</i>

663
00:46:27,446 --> 00:46:29,356
<i>But nothing mattered.</i>

664
00:46:29,448 --> 00:46:32,236
Cool.

665
00:46:32,327 --> 00:46:35,115
<i>Afterwards, we all felt saved.</i>

666
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:38,330
Hey, man. How about next week?

667
00:46:38,418 --> 00:46:40,495
How about next month?!

668
00:46:40,588 --> 00:46:42,664
Everybody here in the middle.

669
00:46:42,757 --> 00:46:44,797
New guy, you too.

670
00:46:46,554 --> 00:46:48,713
<i>Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me.</i>

671
00:46:48,807 --> 00:46:50,883
He fell down some stairs.

672
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:53,637
I fell down some stairs.

673
00:46:55,482 --> 00:47:00,145
<i>Fight Club became the reason to cut</i>
<i>your hair short or trim your fingernails.</i>

674
00:47:00,238 --> 00:47:02,730
OK. Any historical figure.

675
00:47:02,825 --> 00:47:04,699
I'd fight Gandhi.

676
00:47:05,328 --> 00:47:07,155
Good answer.

677
00:47:07,247 --> 00:47:09,489
- How about you?
- Lincoln.

678
00:47:09,583 --> 00:47:12,157
Lincoln? Hmm.

679
00:47:12,253 --> 00:47:15,873
Big guy, big reach.
Skinny guys fight till they're burger.

680
00:47:16,759 --> 00:47:18,836
Fuck!

681
00:47:20,013 --> 00:47:22,719
Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.

682
00:47:31,820 --> 00:47:33,196
Hello?

683
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:35,689
<i>Where have you been the last eight weeks?</i>

684
00:47:35,784 --> 00:47:37,064
<i>Marla?</i>

685
00:47:40,039 --> 00:47:43,207
- How did you find me?
<i>- You left a forwarding number.</i>

686
00:47:43,293 --> 00:47:46,295
I haven't seen you at any support groups.

687
00:47:46,380 --> 00:47:49,585
<i>We split 'em up.</i>
<i>That was the idea. Remember?</i>

688
00:47:49,676 --> 00:47:52,512
Yeah, but you haven't been going to yours.

689
00:47:52,597 --> 00:47:56,097
- How do you know?
- I cheated.

690
00:47:56,185 --> 00:47:58,012
I found a new one.

691
00:47:58,563 --> 00:48:00,852
- Really?
- It's for men only.

692
00:48:00,941 --> 00:48:02,519
Like the testicle thing?

693
00:48:02,610 --> 00:48:04,686
Whah!

694
00:48:06,281 --> 00:48:08,321
Look, this is a bad time.

695
00:48:08,409 --> 00:48:10,865
I've been going to Debtors Anonymous.

696
00:48:10,954 --> 00:48:14,489
<i>- They're really fucked-up people...</i>
- I'm on my way out.

697
00:48:14,583 --> 00:48:16,956
Me too. I've got a stomach full of Xanax.

698
00:48:17,045 --> 00:48:19,334
I took what was left of a bottle.

699
00:48:19,423 --> 00:48:21,499
It might have been too much.

700
00:48:21,592 --> 00:48:25,212
<i>Picture Marla Singer throw herself</i>
<i>around her crummy apartment.</i>

701
00:48:25,347 --> 00:48:29,845
This isn't a for- real suicide thing.
This is probably a cry-for- help thing.

702
00:48:29,936 --> 00:48:32,855
So you're staying in tonight, then?

703
00:48:32,940 --> 00:48:35,776
Do you wanna wait
and hear me describe death?

704
00:48:35,861 --> 00:48:40,358
<i>Do you wanna listen</i>
<i>and see if my spirit can use a phone?</i>

705
00:48:42,619 --> 00:48:45,289
<i>Have you ever heard a death rattle before?</i>

706
00:49:11,573 --> 00:49:16,402
<i>Tyler's door was closed. I'd been here for</i>
<i>two months and his door was never closed.</i>

707
00:49:21,419 --> 00:49:24,504
You won't believe this dream
I had last night.

708
00:49:24,590 --> 00:49:27,876
I can hardly believe anything about last night.

709
00:49:37,690 --> 00:49:39,648
What are you doing here?

710
00:49:42,363 --> 00:49:44,439
What?

711
00:49:44,532 --> 00:49:46,988
This is my house.
What are you doing here?

712
00:49:49,372 --> 00:49:51,365
Fuck you!

713
00:50:06,018 --> 00:50:09,352
Oh, you've got some fucked-up friends!

714
00:50:09,439 --> 00:50:11,432
Limber, though.

715
00:50:11,525 --> 00:50:13,518
Silly cooze.

716
00:50:14,612 --> 00:50:17,318
I come in last night. Phone's off the hook.

717
00:50:17,408 --> 00:50:19,484
Guess who's on the other end?

718
00:50:19,577 --> 00:50:21,784
<i>I knew the story before he told me.</i>

719
00:50:24,083 --> 00:50:27,667
<i>Have you ever heard a death rattle before?</i>

720
00:50:27,754 --> 00:50:30,590
Do you think it'll live up to its name?

721
00:50:30,675 --> 00:50:34,258
<i>Or will it just be a death hairball?</i>

722
00:50:37,684 --> 00:50:41,682
<i>Prepare to evacuate soul.</i>

723
00:50:41,772 --> 00:50:43,397
<i> Ten...</i>

724
00:50:43,483 --> 00:50:46,271
<i>... nine... eight...</i>

725
00:50:46,361 --> 00:50:48,604
<i>How could Tyler, of all people...</i>

726
00:50:48,698 --> 00:50:52,566
<i>... think it was a bad thing</i>
<i>that Marla Singer was about to die?</i>

727
00:50:52,661 --> 00:50:54,286
<i>... five...</i>

728
00:50:54,372 --> 00:50:55,997
<i>... four...</i>

729
00:50:56,750 --> 00:50:58,826
Hang on.

730
00:51:04,259 --> 00:51:06,585
You got here fast.

731
00:51:08,139 --> 00:51:10,216
Did I call you?

732
00:51:11,352 --> 00:51:13,012
Huh?

733
00:51:20,947 --> 00:51:24,068
The mattress is all sealed in slippery plastic.

734
00:51:27,289 --> 00:51:29,697
Oh, don't worry. It's not a threat to you.

735
00:51:32,504 --> 00:51:34,378
Oh, fuck!

736
00:51:34,465 --> 00:51:36,541
Somebody called the cops.

737
00:51:48,483 --> 00:51:51,983
- Hey, where's 513?
- End of the hall.

738
00:51:52,780 --> 00:51:56,648
The girl who lives there
used to be a charming, lovely girl.

739
00:51:56,743 --> 00:51:58,902
She has lost faith in herself.

740
00:51:58,996 --> 00:52:01,832
- Miss Singer, let us help you!
- She's a monster!

741
00:52:01,917 --> 00:52:06,046
- You have every reason to live.
- She's infectious human waste!

742
00:52:06,130 --> 00:52:09,915
- Miss Singer!
- Good luck trying to save her!

743
00:52:14,725 --> 00:52:16,932
If I fall asleep...

744
00:52:17,019 --> 00:52:19,262
...I'm done for.

745
00:52:21,233 --> 00:52:23,440
You're gonna have to keep me up...

746
00:52:23,528 --> 00:52:25,604
...all night.

747
00:52:25,697 --> 00:52:28,023
Un-fucking-believable.

748
00:52:28,117 --> 00:52:30,276
<i>He was obviously able to handle it.</i>

749
00:52:30,370 --> 00:52:34,071
- You know what I mean, you fucked her.
- No, I didn't.

750
00:52:34,166 --> 00:52:36,243
- Never?
- No.

751
00:52:37,212 --> 00:52:39,288
You're not into her, are you?

752
00:52:39,381 --> 00:52:41,458
No! God, not at all.

753
00:52:41,551 --> 00:52:44,173
<i>I am Jack's raging bile duct.</i>

754
00:52:44,263 --> 00:52:46,220
Are you sure? You can tell me.

755
00:52:46,307 --> 00:52:48,181
Believe me, I'm sure.

756
00:52:48,268 --> 00:52:51,554
<i>- Put a gun to my head and spray my brains.</i>
- That's good.

757
00:52:51,647 --> 00:52:54,400
She's a predator posing as a house pet.
Stay away.

758
00:52:56,361 --> 00:53:00,028
The shit that came out of
this woman's mouth, I had never heard!

759
00:53:00,116 --> 00:53:01,777
My God.

760
00:53:01,868 --> 00:53:05,238
I haven't been fucked like that
since grade school.

761
00:53:05,331 --> 00:53:07,788
- Euch!
<i>- How could Tyler not go for that?</i>

762
00:53:07,876 --> 00:53:11,412
<i>The other night,</i>
<i>he was splicing sex organs into</i> Cinderella.

763
00:53:11,506 --> 00:53:14,294
Marla doesn't need a lover,
just a caseworker.

764
00:53:14,385 --> 00:53:17,007
Or a wash.
This isn't love, it's sport fucking.

765
00:53:17,096 --> 00:53:19,968
<i>She invaded my support groups</i>
<i>and now my home.</i>

766
00:53:20,058 --> 00:53:22,135
Hey, hey. Sit down.

767
00:53:26,233 --> 00:53:29,650
Now, listen.
I can't have you talking to her about me.

768
00:53:29,738 --> 00:53:31,565
Why would I...

769
00:53:31,657 --> 00:53:37,032
Say anything about me or what goes on
in this house to her or anybody... we're done.

770
00:53:37,122 --> 00:53:39,792
- Now promise me. You promise?
- OK.

771
00:53:39,876 --> 00:53:41,999
- Yeah, I promise.
- Promise?

772
00:53:42,087 --> 00:53:45,457
- I just said, I promise! What...
- That's three times you promised.

773
00:53:46,968 --> 00:53:50,967
<i>If only I had wasted a few minutes</i>
<i>and gone to watch Marla Singer die...</i>

774
00:53:51,057 --> 00:53:53,133
<i>... none of this would have happened.</i>

775
00:53:58,066 --> 00:54:00,984
Harder, yes! Oh, harder, harder!

776
00:54:07,578 --> 00:54:10,070
<i>I could have moved to another room.</i>

777
00:54:11,207 --> 00:54:15,040
<i>On the third floor</i>
<i>where I might not have heard them.</i>

778
00:54:15,129 --> 00:54:17,206
<i>But I didn't.</i>

779
00:54:36,949 --> 00:54:38,408
Ow!

780
00:54:41,413 --> 00:54:45,542
- What are you doing?
- Just going to bed.

781
00:54:45,627 --> 00:54:47,703
Wanna finish her off?

782
00:54:47,796 --> 00:54:49,670
Ooh!

783
00:54:50,591 --> 00:54:54,175
- No. No, thank you.
- I've found a cigarette.

784
00:54:54,263 --> 00:54:57,597
- Who were you talking to?
- Shut up.

785
00:54:57,684 --> 00:55:00,970
<i>I became the calm little centre of the world.</i>

786
00:55:01,605 --> 00:55:03,682
<i>I was the Zen master.</i>

787
00:55:08,823 --> 00:55:10,816
<i>I wrote little</i> haiku <i>poems.</i>

788
00:55:11,451 --> 00:55:13,777
<i>I e-mailed them to everyone.</i>

789
00:55:13,871 --> 00:55:15,995
Is that your blood?

790
00:55:17,668 --> 00:55:19,744
Some of it, yeah.

791
00:55:19,837 --> 00:55:22,507
You can't smoke in here.

792
00:55:22,591 --> 00:55:24,667
Take the rest of the day off.

793
00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:27,299
Come back Monday with some clean clothes.

794
00:55:27,388 --> 00:55:29,465
Get yourself together.

795
00:55:29,850 --> 00:55:32,223
<i>I got right in everyone's hostile face.</i>

796
00:55:32,311 --> 00:55:34,803
<i>"Yes, these are bruises from fighting."</i>

797
00:55:34,898 --> 00:55:36,975
<i>"Yes, I'm comfortable with that."</i>

798
00:55:37,068 --> 00:55:38,942
<i>"I am enlightened."</i>

799
00:55:40,864 --> 00:55:46,026
<i>You give up the condo life, give up</i>
<i>all your flaming worldly possessions...</i>

800
00:55:46,121 --> 00:55:49,206
<i>... move to a dilapidated house</i>
<i>in a toxic waste area...</i>

801
00:55:49,292 --> 00:55:53,160
<i>...and you have to come home to this.</i>

802
00:56:03,810 --> 00:56:07,227
- Hello.
<i>- This is Detective Stern with the Arson Unit.</i>

803
00:56:07,315 --> 00:56:11,527
<i>We have some new information about</i>
<i>the incident at your former condo.</i>

804
00:56:11,612 --> 00:56:12,893
Yes.

805
00:56:12,989 --> 00:56:17,901
I don't know if you're aware, but someone
sprayed Freon into your front-door lock.

806
00:56:17,995 --> 00:56:20,665
<i>They used a chisel to shatter the cylinder.</i>

807
00:56:20,749 --> 00:56:22,742
No, I wasn't aware of that.

808
00:56:22,835 --> 00:56:24,828
<i> I am Jack's cold sweat.</i>

809
00:56:24,921 --> 00:56:27,210
Does this sound strange to you?

810
00:56:27,299 --> 00:56:30,135
<i>Yes, sir, strange. Very strange.</i>

811
00:56:30,219 --> 00:56:32,259
<i>- The dynamite...</i>
- Dynamite?

812
00:56:32,347 --> 00:56:35,467
...left a residue
of ammonium oxalate potassium perchloride.

813
00:56:35,559 --> 00:56:39,012
<i>- Do you know what this means?</i>
- No, what does it mean?

814
00:56:39,105 --> 00:56:41,015
It means it was home-made.

815
00:56:41,108 --> 00:56:45,356
I'm sorry. This is just coming
as quite a shock to me, sir.

816
00:56:45,447 --> 00:56:50,988
Whoever set this dynamite could have blown
out your pilot light days before the explosion.

817
00:56:51,079 --> 00:56:54,164
<i>- The gas was just a detonator.</i>
- Who would go and do that?

818
00:56:54,250 --> 00:56:56,327
<i>- I'll ask the questions.</i>
- Tell him.

819
00:56:56,461 --> 00:57:00,840
Tell him the liberator who destroyed
my property realigned my perceptions.

820
00:57:00,925 --> 00:57:03,002
<i>Excuse me. Are you there?</i>

821
00:57:03,095 --> 00:57:06,013
I am listening.
It's hard to know what to make of this.

822
00:57:06,098 --> 00:57:10,560
Have you recently made enemies who might
have access to home-made dynamite?

823
00:57:10,646 --> 00:57:12,935
- Enemies?
- Reject civilization...

824
00:57:13,024 --> 00:57:15,101
...especially material possessions.

825
00:57:15,193 --> 00:57:18,065
<i>- Son, this is serious.</i>
- Yes, I know it's serious.

826
00:57:18,156 --> 00:57:20,730
<i>- I mean that.</i>
- Yes, it's very serious.

827
00:57:20,826 --> 00:57:23,662
Look, nobody takes this
more seriously than me.

828
00:57:23,746 --> 00:57:26,499
That condo was my life. OK?

829
00:57:26,583 --> 00:57:30,119
I loved every stick of furniture in that place.

830
00:57:30,213 --> 00:57:33,250
<i>That was not just a bunch of stuff</i>
<i>that got destroyed.</i>

831
00:57:33,342 --> 00:57:36,213
- It was me!
<i>- I'd like to thank the Academy.</i>

832
00:57:36,304 --> 00:57:40,350
<i>- Is this not a good time for you?</i>
- Just tell him you fucking did it!

833
00:57:40,434 --> 00:57:44,303
Tell him you blew it all up!
That's what he wants to hear.

834
00:57:44,398 --> 00:57:49,275
<i>- Are you still there?</i>
- Wait. Are you saying that I'm a suspect?

835
00:57:49,362 --> 00:57:53,361
No. I may need to talk to you, so you
let me know if you're gonna leave town.

836
00:57:53,451 --> 00:57:55,824
<i>- OK?</i>
- OK.

837
00:57:58,541 --> 00:58:03,169
<i>Except for their humping,</i>
<i>Tyler and Marla were never in the same room.</i>

838
00:58:03,255 --> 00:58:06,340
<i>My parents pulled this exact same act</i>
<i>for years.</i>

839
00:58:06,426 --> 00:58:10,175
The condom is the glass slipper
of our generation.

840
00:58:10,264 --> 00:58:13,182
You slip one on when you meet a stranger.

841
00:58:13,268 --> 00:58:15,345
You... dance all night.

842
00:58:15,437 --> 00:58:17,514
Then you throw it away.

843
00:58:17,732 --> 00:58:20,402
The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.

844
00:58:21,904 --> 00:58:23,399
What?

845
00:58:28,245 --> 00:58:31,033
I got this dress at a thrift store for $1.

846
00:58:31,124 --> 00:58:32,998
It was worth every penny.

847
00:58:33,085 --> 00:58:35,162
It's a bridesmaid's dress.

848
00:58:36,131 --> 00:58:39,335
Someone loved it intensely...

849
00:58:39,426 --> 00:58:41,467
...for one day.

850
00:58:41,554 --> 00:58:43,631
Then tossed it.

851
00:58:45,518 --> 00:58:47,594
Like a Christmas tree.

852
00:58:47,687 --> 00:58:49,811
So special.

853
00:58:49,898 --> 00:58:51,357
Then...

854
00:58:51,442 --> 00:58:53,234
...bam!

855
00:58:53,319 --> 00:58:55,396
It's on the side of the road.

856
00:58:55,948 --> 00:58:58,071
Tinsel still clinging to it.

857
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:02,196
Like a sex crime victim.

858
00:59:02,289 --> 00:59:04,366
Underwear inside out.

859
00:59:05,043 --> 00:59:08,876
- Bound with electrical tape.
- Well then, it suits you.

860
00:59:08,964 --> 00:59:11,670
You can borrow it sometime.

861
00:59:18,685 --> 00:59:20,762
Get rid of her.

862
00:59:21,564 --> 00:59:24,482
- What? <i>You</i> get rid of her!
- Don't mention me.

863
00:59:24,568 --> 00:59:28,732
<i>I am six years old again,</i>
<i>passing messages between parents.</i>

864
00:59:30,742 --> 00:59:34,362
- I really think it's time you left.
- Don't worry, I'm leaving.

865
00:59:34,455 --> 00:59:39,083
- Not that we don't love your visits.
- You are such a nutcase. I can't keep up.

866
00:59:44,218 --> 00:59:45,499
Thanks. Bye.

867
01:00:00,489 --> 01:00:01,900
You kids!

868
01:00:03,910 --> 01:00:06,402
Why do you still waste time with her?

869
01:00:06,496 --> 01:00:08,786
I'll say this about Marla.

870
01:00:08,875 --> 01:00:11,164
At least <i>she's</i> trying to hit bottom.

871
01:00:11,253 --> 01:00:12,581
And I'm not?

872
01:00:12,671 --> 01:00:15,507
Feathers up your butt
do not make you a chicken.

873
01:00:15,591 --> 01:00:17,668
What are we doing tonight?

874
01:00:18,345 --> 01:00:20,587
Tonight... we make soap.

875
01:00:21,557 --> 01:00:22,637
Really?

876
01:00:22,726 --> 01:00:25,680
To make soap, first we render fat.

877
01:00:44,545 --> 01:00:46,704
The salt balance has to be just right...

878
01:00:46,798 --> 01:00:49,337
...so the best fat for soap comes from humans.

879
01:00:50,136 --> 01:00:53,221
- Wait, what is this place?
- A liposuction clinic.

880
01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:03,440
Pay dirt!

881
01:01:03,528 --> 01:01:07,361
Richest, creamiest fat in the world.
Fat of the land!

882
01:01:12,957 --> 01:01:16,540
No! Don't pull it, don't pull it!

883
01:01:21,134 --> 01:01:23,423
- Oh, God!
- Give me another one.

884
01:01:29,561 --> 01:01:33,014
As the fat renders,
the tallows float to the surface.

885
01:01:33,108 --> 01:01:35,184
Like in Boy Scouts.

886
01:01:35,277 --> 01:01:39,062
- It's hard to imagine you as a Boy Scout.
- Keep stirring.

887
01:01:41,410 --> 01:01:44,946
Once the tallow hardens,
you skim off a layer of glycerin.

888
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:47,448
Add nitric acid, you've got nitroglycerin.

889
01:01:47,543 --> 01:01:51,376
Then add sodium nitrate and sawdust,
you've got dynamite.

890
01:01:51,464 --> 01:01:55,298
Yeah, with enough soap,
one could blow up just about anything.

891
01:01:55,386 --> 01:01:57,463
<i>Tyler was full of useful information.</i>

892
01:01:57,556 --> 01:02:01,507
People found clothes got cleaner
when washed at a certain point in the river.

893
01:02:01,602 --> 01:02:03,679
- You know why?
- No.

894
01:02:06,484 --> 01:02:10,269
Human sacrifices were once made
on the hills above this river.

895
01:02:10,364 --> 01:02:13,568
Bodies burnt.
Water permeated the ashes to create lye.

896
01:02:13,660 --> 01:02:16,068
This is lye. The crucial ingredient.

897
01:02:16,163 --> 01:02:20,956
Once it mixed with the melted body fat,
a white soapy discharge crept into the river.

898
01:02:21,044 --> 01:02:23,121
May I see your hand, please?

899
01:02:28,512 --> 01:02:31,763
What is this?

900
01:02:31,850 --> 01:02:34,424
- This is a chemical burn.
- Agh! Aaagh!

901
01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:38,020
It will hurt more than any burn
and it will leave a scar.

902
01:02:38,108 --> 01:02:40,778
<i>Meditation worked for cancer,</i>
<i>it could work now.</i>

903
01:02:41,570 --> 01:02:44,323
- Don't shut the pain out.
- Oh, God!

904
01:02:45,117 --> 01:02:49,579
The first soap was made from heroes' ashes,
like the first monkey shot into space.

905
01:02:49,664 --> 01:02:52,666
Without pain or sacrifice,
we would have nothing.

906
01:02:52,751 --> 01:02:55,670
<i>I tried not to think</i>
<i>of the word</i> searing <i>of flesh.</i>

907
01:02:55,755 --> 01:02:58,923
Stop it!
This is your pain, this is your burning hand.

908
01:02:59,009 --> 01:03:01,680
I'm going to my cave
to find my power animal.

909
01:03:01,763 --> 01:03:05,809
No! Don't deal with this
the way those dead people do! Come on!

910
01:03:05,893 --> 01:03:09,892
- I get the point!
- No! You're feeling premature enlightenment.

911
01:03:12,694 --> 01:03:16,775
It's the greatest moment of your life,
and you're off somewhere else!

912
01:03:16,866 --> 01:03:18,360
I am not!

913
01:03:18,451 --> 01:03:21,453
Shut up!
Our fathers were our models for God.

914
01:03:21,538 --> 01:03:24,706
If our fathers bailed,
what does that tell you about God?

915
01:03:25,710 --> 01:03:30,955
Listen to me. You have to consider
the possibility that God does not like you.

916
01:03:31,051 --> 01:03:35,132
He never wanted you.
In all probability, He hates you.

917
01:03:35,223 --> 01:03:38,806
This is not the worst thing that can happen.
We don't need Him!

918
01:03:38,894 --> 01:03:41,849
- I agree!
- Fuck damnation, fuck redemption.

919
01:03:41,940 --> 01:03:44,431
We are God's unwanted children? So be it!

920
01:03:44,526 --> 01:03:49,024
- I'm getting water!
- You can use water and make it worse or...

921
01:03:50,158 --> 01:03:53,694
- Or use vinegar to neutralize the burn.
- Please let me up!

922
01:03:53,788 --> 01:03:55,865
First, you have to give up.

923
01:03:55,957 --> 01:03:58,663
First, you have to know, not fear...

924
01:03:58,753 --> 01:04:01,755
...know that some day, you're gonna die.

925
01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:04,047
You don't know how this feels!

926
01:04:08,015 --> 01:04:12,310
It's only after we've lost everything
that we're free to do anything.

927
01:04:14,314 --> 01:04:16,391
OK.

928
01:04:29,667 --> 01:04:31,708
Congratulations.

929
01:04:31,795 --> 01:04:34,713
You're one step closer to hitting the bottom.

930
01:04:37,761 --> 01:04:40,798
<i>Tyler sold his soap</i>
<i>to department stores at $20 a bar.</i>

931
01:04:40,890 --> 01:04:42,883
<i>God knows what they charged.</i>

932
01:04:42,976 --> 01:04:46,180
- This is the best soap.
- Why, thank you, Susan.

933
01:04:46,272 --> 01:04:48,349
<i>It was beautiful.</i>

934
01:04:48,441 --> 01:04:52,310
<i>We were selling rich women</i>
<i>their own fat asses back to them.</i>

935
01:04:53,323 --> 01:04:55,399
<i>He was wearing his yellow tie.</i>

936
01:04:55,492 --> 01:04:57,782
<i>I didn't wear a tie to work any more.</i>

937
01:04:57,870 --> 01:05:01,489
"The first rule of Fight Club
is don't talk about Fight Club."

938
01:05:01,583 --> 01:05:05,119
<i>I'm half-asleep again.</i>
<i>I must have left it in the copy machine.</i>

939
01:05:05,213 --> 01:05:07,705
"The second rule..." Is this yours?

940
01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:09,508
Huh?

941
01:05:09,594 --> 01:05:13,129
Pretend you're me.
Make a managerial decision.

942
01:05:13,223 --> 01:05:15,680
You find this. What would you do?

943
01:05:20,316 --> 01:05:22,309
Well, I gotta tell you...

944
01:05:22,402 --> 01:05:26,068
...I'd be very, very careful
who you talk to about that.

945
01:05:26,157 --> 01:05:29,443
Because the person who wrote that
is dangerous.

946
01:05:29,536 --> 01:05:34,033
And this button- down, Oxford-cloth psycho
might just snap...

947
01:05:34,125 --> 01:05:36,996
...and then stalk from office to office...

948
01:05:37,087 --> 01:05:42,130
...with an Armalite AR10 carbine gas-powered
semiautomatic weapon...

949
01:05:42,219 --> 01:05:46,681
...pumping round after round
into colleagues and co- workers.

950
01:05:47,350 --> 01:05:50,720
This might be someone
you've known for years.

951
01:05:50,813 --> 01:05:53,934
Someone very, very close to you.

952
01:05:54,026 --> 01:05:57,396
<i>Tyler's words coming out of my mouth.</i>

953
01:05:58,406 --> 01:06:00,483
<i>And I used to be such a nice guy.</i>

954
01:06:00,576 --> 01:06:03,910
Or maybe you shouldn't bring me
every piece of trash you pick up.

955
01:06:07,752 --> 01:06:11,418
- Compliance and Liability.
- My tit's gonna rot off.

956
01:06:12,341 --> 01:06:14,915
Will you excuse me? I need to take this.

957
01:06:21,185 --> 01:06:24,852
- What do you mean?
- I need you to check for a lump in my breast.

958
01:06:24,940 --> 01:06:28,891
- Go to a hospital.
- I can't afford to waste money on a doctor.

959
01:06:29,863 --> 01:06:32,070
I don't know about this, Marla.

960
01:06:32,158 --> 01:06:33,866
Please.

961
01:06:33,952 --> 01:06:37,951
<i>She didn't call Tyler. I'm neutral in her book.</i>

962
01:06:40,001 --> 01:06:44,047
That's nice.
Taking food to Mrs. Haniver and Mrs. Raines.

963
01:06:44,132 --> 01:06:46,208
Where are they, exactly?

964
01:06:46,301 --> 01:06:50,430
Tragically, they're dead.
I'm alive and I'm in poverty. Want any?

965
01:06:50,515 --> 01:06:52,591
- No, no.
- I got one for you.

966
01:06:52,684 --> 01:06:54,761
Thanks for the thought.

967
01:06:56,147 --> 01:06:58,436
What happened to your hand?

968
01:06:58,525 --> 01:07:00,684
Oh, nothing.

969
01:07:00,778 --> 01:07:02,855
- Right there?
- Mm.

970
01:07:03,907 --> 01:07:06,577
- Feel anything?
- No.

971
01:07:06,702 --> 01:07:08,695
Well, make sure.

972
01:07:08,788 --> 01:07:10,828
OK, I'm pretty sure.

973
01:07:10,916 --> 01:07:12,909
You feel nothing?

974
01:07:13,002 --> 01:07:15,291
No, nothing.

975
01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:19,676
Well, that's a relief. Thank you.

976
01:07:21,262 --> 01:07:24,467
- No problem.
- I wish I could return the favor.

977
01:07:24,558 --> 01:07:26,635
Breast cancer doesn't run in my family.

978
01:07:26,728 --> 01:07:30,228
- I could check your prostate.
- I think I'm OK.

979
01:07:30,316 --> 01:07:32,392
Well, thanks, anyway.

980
01:07:37,408 --> 01:07:39,734
- Are we done?
- Yeah, we're done.

981
01:07:39,828 --> 01:07:42,035
See you... around.

982
01:07:59,228 --> 01:08:01,304
Cornelius?

983
01:08:01,397 --> 01:08:03,770
Cornelius!

984
01:08:03,859 --> 01:08:06,564
It's me! Bob!

985
01:08:06,654 --> 01:08:08,113
Hey, Bob.

986
01:08:11,660 --> 01:08:14,662
- We all thought you were dead.
- No, no. Still here.

987
01:08:14,748 --> 01:08:18,794
- How are you, Bob?
- Better than I've ever been in my whole life.

988
01:08:18,878 --> 01:08:22,378
- Really? Still remaining men together?
- No, no.

989
01:08:22,466 --> 01:08:26,251
- I got something so much better now.
- Really, what is it?

990
01:08:26,888 --> 01:08:28,763
Well...

991
01:08:28,849 --> 01:08:33,097
The first rule is,
I'm not supposed to talk about it.

992
01:08:33,230 --> 01:08:35,306
And the second rule is...

993
01:08:35,399 --> 01:08:37,689
...I'm not supposed to talk about it.

994
01:08:37,777 --> 01:08:41,230
- And the third rule is...
- Bob, Bob. I'm a member.

995
01:08:41,324 --> 01:08:43,400
Look at my face, Bob.

996
01:08:45,829 --> 01:08:48,155
That's fucking... fucking great.

997
01:08:48,249 --> 01:08:51,951
- I've never seen you there.
- I go Tuesdays and Thursdays.

998
01:08:52,046 --> 01:08:55,747
- I go Saturday.
- Congratulations.

999
01:08:56,176 --> 01:08:58,502
Yeah, hey, to both of us, right?

1000
01:08:58,596 --> 01:09:01,266
Have you heard about the guy
that invented it?

1001
01:09:01,349 --> 01:09:04,268
- Yeah, actually...
- I hear all kinds of things.

1002
01:09:04,353 --> 01:09:07,972
Supposedly,
he was born in a mental institution...

1003
01:09:08,066 --> 01:09:11,436
...and he sleeps only one hour a night.

1004
01:09:11,529 --> 01:09:13,736
He's a great man.

1005
01:09:15,242 --> 01:09:17,531
Do you know about Tyler Durden?

1006
01:09:42,527 --> 01:09:44,604
I didn't hurt you, did I?

1007
01:09:44,696 --> 01:09:46,773
Actually, you did.

1008
01:09:46,866 --> 01:09:48,943
Thank you for this.

1009
01:09:49,202 --> 01:09:51,575
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

1010
01:09:51,664 --> 01:09:53,740
<i>Fight Club.</i>

1011
01:09:53,833 --> 01:09:55,957
<i>This was mine and Tyler's gift.</i>

1012
01:09:56,170 --> 01:09:58,127
<i>Our gift to the world.</i>

1013
01:09:58,214 --> 01:10:01,548
I look around, I look around,
I see a lot of new faces.

1014
01:10:03,179 --> 01:10:05,386
Shut up!

1015
01:10:05,473 --> 01:10:10,350
Which means a lot of people have been
breaking the first two rules of Fight Club.

1016
01:10:18,657 --> 01:10:22,738
I see in Fight Club the strongest
and smartest men who've ever lived.

1017
01:10:22,829 --> 01:10:24,905
I see all this potential.

1018
01:10:24,998 --> 01:10:27,075
And I see it squandered.

1019
01:10:28,085 --> 01:10:31,206
Goddamn it,
an entire generation pumping gas.

1020
01:10:31,757 --> 01:10:33,833
Waiting tables.

1021
01:10:33,926 --> 01:10:36,003
Slaves with white collars.

1022
01:10:38,474 --> 01:10:41,559
Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes.

1023
01:10:41,645 --> 01:10:44,931
Working jobs we hate
so we can buy shit we don't need.

1024
01:10:48,820 --> 01:10:51,277
We're the middle children of history.

1025
01:10:51,365 --> 01:10:53,442
No purpose or place.

1026
01:10:53,618 --> 01:10:55,695
We have no Great War.

1027
01:10:56,038 --> 01:10:58,115
No Great Depression.

1028
01:10:59,876 --> 01:11:02,249
Our great war is a spiritual war.

1029
01:11:02,671 --> 01:11:06,041
Our great depression is our lives.

1030
01:11:08,888 --> 01:11:11,973
We've all been raised
on television to believe...

1031
01:11:12,059 --> 01:11:15,725
...that one day we'd be millionaires
and movie gods and rock stars.

1032
01:11:15,813 --> 01:11:17,890
But we won't.

1033
01:11:17,983 --> 01:11:20,439
We're slowly learning that fact.

1034
01:11:20,528 --> 01:11:22,984
And we're very, very pissed off.

1035
01:11:23,073 --> 01:11:24,698
Yeah!

1036
01:11:27,620 --> 01:11:32,082
First rule of Fight Club is, do not talk...

1037
01:11:37,550 --> 01:11:38,830
Who are you?

1038
01:11:39,677 --> 01:11:42,299
- Who am I?
- Yeah.

1039
01:11:43,182 --> 01:11:46,018
There's a sign on the front
that says Lou's Tavern.

1040
01:11:47,103 --> 01:11:50,972
I'm fucking Lou. Who the fuck are you?

1041
01:11:51,067 --> 01:11:53,144
Tyler Durden.

1042
01:11:56,282 --> 01:11:59,734
Who told you motherfuckers
that you could use my place?

1043
01:11:59,828 --> 01:12:02,201
We have a deal worked out with Irvine.

1044
01:12:02,290 --> 01:12:04,864
Irvine's at home with a broken collarbone.

1045
01:12:04,960 --> 01:12:07,119
He don't own this place. I do.

1046
01:12:09,299 --> 01:12:12,751
- How much money's he getting for this?
- There is no money.

1047
01:12:12,845 --> 01:12:15,633
- Free to all.
- Ain't that something?

1048
01:12:15,724 --> 01:12:17,551
It is, actually.

1049
01:12:17,643 --> 01:12:20,099
Look, stupid fuck!

1050
01:12:20,188 --> 01:12:22,726
- I want everybody out of here right now.
- Hey!

1051
01:12:22,816 --> 01:12:25,058
You should join our club.

1052
01:12:25,444 --> 01:12:27,438
Did you hear what I just said?

1053
01:12:27,530 --> 01:12:29,607
You and your friend.

1054
01:12:30,409 --> 01:12:31,441
Uh!

1055
01:12:31,535 --> 01:12:33,612
You hear me now?

1056
01:12:35,833 --> 01:12:37,909
No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou.

1057
01:12:44,052 --> 01:12:46,045
Still not getting it.

1058
01:12:47,097 --> 01:12:49,256
Aagh! OK, OK, I got it.

1059
01:12:49,350 --> 01:12:51,806
I got it, I got it. Shit, I lost it.

1060
01:12:52,854 --> 01:12:54,729
Back! All of you!

1061
01:12:56,442 --> 01:12:58,519
Everybody back!

1062
01:13:05,996 --> 01:13:08,155
Ah, Lou!

1063
01:13:08,249 --> 01:13:11,915
Come on, man!
We really like this place.

1064
01:13:20,974 --> 01:13:23,892
- That's right, Lou. Get it out.
- Shut the fuck up.

1065
01:13:24,019 --> 01:13:25,811
Oh, yeah!

1066
01:13:30,778 --> 01:13:32,855
Is that fucking funny?

1067
01:13:39,247 --> 01:13:41,821
Fucking guy is a loony, I'm telling you.

1068
01:13:44,003 --> 01:13:45,712
Unbelievable.

1069
01:13:49,928 --> 01:13:52,883
- You don't know where I've been, Lou.
- Oh, my God!

1070
01:13:52,973 --> 01:13:55,845
You don't know where I've been!

1071
01:13:58,939 --> 01:14:02,024
Please let us keep it, Lou! Please, Lou!

1072
01:14:02,110 --> 01:14:04,566
Fucking use the basement! Christ!

1073
01:14:04,655 --> 01:14:07,526
I want your word, Lou! I want your word!

1074
01:14:07,617 --> 01:14:09,610
On my mother's eyes.

1075
01:14:18,756 --> 01:14:20,833
Thanks, Lou.

1076
01:14:22,177 --> 01:14:24,254
You too, big guy.

1077
01:14:28,227 --> 01:14:30,303
We'll see you next week.

1078
01:14:45,833 --> 01:14:49,417
This week, each one of you
has a homework assignment.

1079
01:14:49,504 --> 01:14:54,333
You're gonna go out. You're gonna
start a fight with a total stranger.

1080
01:14:57,598 --> 01:14:59,757
You're gonna start a fight...

1081
01:14:59,851 --> 01:15:01,927
...and you're gonna lose.

1082
01:15:03,939 --> 01:15:05,849
Excellent choice, sir.

1083
01:15:08,445 --> 01:15:11,732
Hey! Watch out, jackass! Come on!

1084
01:15:12,116 --> 01:15:14,787
<i>Now, this is not as easy as it sounds.</i>

1085
01:15:17,498 --> 01:15:19,456
Son of a bitch!

1086
01:15:19,543 --> 01:15:24,289
<i>Most people, normal people,</i>
<i>do just about anything to avoid a fight.</i>

1087
01:15:25,217 --> 01:15:27,293
Excuse me!

1088
01:15:27,386 --> 01:15:31,088
You sprayed me with your hose.
That's not necessary...

1089
01:15:31,183 --> 01:15:33,092
Jay! Go call 911!

1090
01:15:35,855 --> 01:15:37,895
Put the hose down.

1091
01:15:37,983 --> 01:15:40,060
Stop it! Stop it!

1092
01:15:41,738 --> 01:15:43,612
Sorry.

1093
01:15:59,135 --> 01:16:01,591
We need to talk.

1094
01:16:03,849 --> 01:16:05,926
OK.

1095
01:16:06,019 --> 01:16:08,096
Where to begin?

1096
01:16:08,188 --> 01:16:10,395
With your constant absenteeism?

1097
01:16:10,483 --> 01:16:13,022
With your unpresentable appearance?

1098
01:16:13,111 --> 01:16:15,151
You're up for review.

1099
01:16:15,239 --> 01:16:18,443
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

1100
01:16:18,535 --> 01:16:20,445
- What?
- Let's pretend.

1101
01:16:20,538 --> 01:16:23,409
You're the Department of Transportation,
OK?

1102
01:16:23,500 --> 01:16:27,166
Someone informs you that this company...

1103
01:16:27,254 --> 01:16:31,336
...installs front-seat mounting brackets
that failed collision tests...

1104
01:16:31,427 --> 01:16:34,843
...brake linings that fail after 1,000 miles...

1105
01:16:34,931 --> 01:16:39,345
...and fuel injectors
that explode and burn people alive.

1106
01:16:39,437 --> 01:16:41,311
What then?

1107
01:16:41,398 --> 01:16:43,687
Are you threatening me?

1108
01:16:43,776 --> 01:16:46,564
- No...
- Get the fuck out of here. You're fired!

1109
01:16:46,654 --> 01:16:51,068
I have a better solution. Keep me
on the payroll as an outside consultant.

1110
01:16:51,160 --> 01:16:53,237
In exchange for my salary...

1111
01:16:53,330 --> 01:16:57,163
...my job will be never to tell people
these things that I know.

1112
01:16:57,251 --> 01:17:01,546
I don't even have to come into the office.
I can do this job from home.

1113
01:17:02,842 --> 01:17:06,971
Who... Who the fuck do you think you are,
you crazy little shit?

1114
01:17:12,229 --> 01:17:15,765
- Security!
<i>- I am Jack's smirking revenge.</i>

1115
01:17:21,824 --> 01:17:23,901
Uh!

1116
01:17:24,745 --> 01:17:26,868
What the hell are you doing?

1117
01:17:36,051 --> 01:17:38,128
Uh, that hurt.

1118
01:17:39,597 --> 01:17:41,674
Why would you do that?

1119
01:17:42,309 --> 01:17:45,311
Oh, my God! No! Please stop!

1120
01:17:54,742 --> 01:17:56,818
What are you doing?

1121
01:17:57,912 --> 01:17:59,989
Oh, God, no! Please! No!

1122
01:18:00,082 --> 01:18:04,163
<i>For some reason,</i>
<i>I thought of my first fight, with Tyler.</i>

1123
01:18:04,254 --> 01:18:05,879
No!

1124
01:18:30,287 --> 01:18:34,785
<i>Under and behind and inside</i>
<i>everything this man took for granted...</i>

1125
01:18:34,877 --> 01:18:38,329
<i>... something horrible had been growing.</i>

1126
01:18:38,423 --> 01:18:39,502
Look.

1127
01:18:39,591 --> 01:18:44,301
Give me the paychecks, like I asked,
and you won't ever see me again.

1128
01:18:44,389 --> 01:18:47,177
<i>Then, at our most excellent</i>
<i>moment together...</i>

1129
01:18:50,230 --> 01:18:53,018
Thank God!
Please don't hit me again.

1130
01:18:53,108 --> 01:18:55,185
<i>Telephone, computer...</i>

1131
01:18:55,278 --> 01:19:00,440
<i>... fax machine, 52 weekly paychecks</i>
<i>and 48 airline flight coupons.</i>

1132
01:19:00,534 --> 01:19:02,943
<i>We now had corporate sponsorship.</i>

1133
01:19:03,038 --> 01:19:08,164
<i>This is how Tyler and I were able to have</i>
<i>Fight Club every night of the week.</i>

1134
01:19:10,839 --> 01:19:14,423
<i>Now, the centre of Fight Club</i>
<i>became the two men fighting.</i>

1135
01:19:14,511 --> 01:19:18,011
<i>The leader walked through the crowd,</i>
<i>out in the darkness.</i>

1136
01:19:19,767 --> 01:19:24,265
<i>Tyler was now involved in</i>
<i>a lawsuit with the Pressman Hotel...</i>

1137
01:19:24,357 --> 01:19:26,646
<i>... over the urine content of their soup.</i>

1138
01:19:31,825 --> 01:19:34,826
<i>I am Jack's wasted life.</i>

1139
01:19:42,547 --> 01:19:44,623
Thank you, sir.

1140
01:19:46,135 --> 01:19:49,136
<i>Tyler dreamed up</i>
<i>new homework assignments.</i>

1141
01:19:49,222 --> 01:19:51,761
<i>He handed them out in sealed envelopes.</i>

1142
01:20:30,942 --> 01:20:34,608
- There's a Fight Club up in Delaware City.
- Yeah, I heard.

1143
01:20:36,407 --> 01:20:38,614
There's one in Penns Grove too.

1144
01:20:38,702 --> 01:20:40,944
Bob even found one up in New Castle.

1145
01:20:41,038 --> 01:20:44,124
- Did you start that one?
- No, I thought you did.

1146
01:20:44,209 --> 01:20:46,701
No.

1147
01:21:35,567 --> 01:21:37,774
- Stop for a second.
- Hey, what are we doing?

1148
01:21:37,861 --> 01:21:39,901
- Turn around.
- What are we doing?

1149
01:21:39,989 --> 01:21:42,397
- Homework assignment.
- What kind?

1150
01:21:42,492 --> 01:21:44,532
Human sacrifice.

1151
01:21:44,620 --> 01:21:47,954
- Is that a gun? Please tell me it's not.
- It's a gun.

1152
01:21:48,041 --> 01:21:50,367
- What are you doing?
- Meet me in the back.

1153
01:21:50,461 --> 01:21:52,834
- Don't fuck around!
- Meet me in the back.

1154
01:21:52,922 --> 01:21:54,714
<i>On a long enough time line...</i>

1155
01:21:54,800 --> 01:21:57,671
<i>... the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.</i>

1156
01:21:58,680 --> 01:22:00,756
What are you doing? Come on!

1157
01:22:00,849 --> 01:22:04,266
Hands behind your back.
Give me your wallet.

1158
01:22:06,022 --> 01:22:09,309
Raymond K Hessel.
1320 SE Banning, Apartment A.

1159
01:22:10,111 --> 01:22:13,315
- Small, cramped basement apartment?
- How did you know?

1160
01:22:13,407 --> 01:22:16,029
They give shitty apartments letters.

1161
01:22:16,119 --> 01:22:19,239
Raymond! You're going to die.

1162
01:22:19,331 --> 01:22:20,790
No!

1163
01:22:20,875 --> 01:22:25,039
Is that your mom and dad?
They're gonna have to call the kindly doctor.

1164
01:22:25,130 --> 01:22:27,373
Pick up your dental records. Know why?

1165
01:22:27,467 --> 01:22:31,050
- There'll be nothing left of your face.
- Oh, come on!

1166
01:22:31,138 --> 01:22:35,053
An expired community college student ID.
What did you study, Raymond?

1167
01:22:35,143 --> 01:22:38,180
- S... S... Stuff.
- Stuff?

1168
01:22:38,272 --> 01:22:40,349
Were the midterms hard?

1169
01:22:41,485 --> 01:22:44,059
- I asked you what you studied!
- Biology, mostly.

1170
01:22:44,155 --> 01:22:47,655
- Why?
- I don't know.

1171
01:22:47,743 --> 01:22:50,744
What did you wanna be, Raymond K Hessel?!

1172
01:22:52,165 --> 01:22:56,116
The question, Raymond,
was what did you want to be?

1173
01:22:57,797 --> 01:22:59,874
Answer him, Raymond, Jesus!

1174
01:22:59,967 --> 01:23:02,375
- Veterinarian. Veterinarian.
- Animals.

1175
01:23:02,470 --> 01:23:05,425
- Yeah. Animals and stuff.
- Stuff. Yeah, I got that.

1176
01:23:05,515 --> 01:23:08,089
- So you need more schooling.
- Too much school.

1177
01:23:08,185 --> 01:23:10,642
- Would you rather be dead?
- No, please...

1178
01:23:10,730 --> 01:23:15,192
You'd rather die here, on your knees,
in the back of a convenience store?

1179
01:23:15,278 --> 01:23:16,903
Please, no.

1180
01:23:20,994 --> 01:23:23,070
I'm keeping your license.

1181
01:23:24,331 --> 01:23:27,333
Gonna check in on you.
I know where you live.

1182
01:23:27,418 --> 01:23:30,420
If you're not working
to be a veterinarian in six weeks...

1183
01:23:30,506 --> 01:23:32,582
...you will be dead.

1184
01:23:34,469 --> 01:23:36,546
Now run on home.

1185
01:23:41,311 --> 01:23:43,388
Run, Forrest, run!

1186
01:23:45,024 --> 01:23:47,101
I feel ill.

1187
01:23:47,903 --> 01:23:49,980
Imagine how he feels.

1188
01:23:50,072 --> 01:23:52,149
Come on, this isn't funny!

1189
01:23:52,242 --> 01:23:54,650
What the fuck was the point of that?!

1190
01:23:54,745 --> 01:23:58,874
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day
of Raymond K Hessel's life.

1191
01:23:58,959 --> 01:24:03,337
His breakfast will taste better
than any meal you and I have ever tasted.

1192
01:24:04,758 --> 01:24:06,835
<i>You had to give it to him.</i>

1193
01:24:06,927 --> 01:24:09,300
- Come on.
<i>- He had a plan.</i>

1194
01:24:09,389 --> 01:24:12,806
<i>And it started to make sense</i>
<i>in a Tyler-sort of way.</i>

1195
01:24:12,893 --> 01:24:14,803
<i>No fear. No distractions.</i>

1196
01:24:14,896 --> 01:24:18,230
<i>The ability to let that which does not matter...</i>

1197
01:24:18,317 --> 01:24:20,310
<i>... truly slide.</i>

1198
01:24:33,712 --> 01:24:35,835
<i> You are not your job.</i>

1199
01:24:37,759 --> 01:24:41,129
You're not how much money
you have in the bank.

1200
01:24:42,849 --> 01:24:44,925
You're not the car you drive.

1201
01:24:45,477 --> 01:24:48,313
You're not the contents of your wallet.

1202
01:24:48,397 --> 01:24:50,687
You're not your fucking khakis.

1203
01:24:53,529 --> 01:24:57,231
You are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

1204
01:25:06,087 --> 01:25:08,294
I'll be out of your way in a sec.

1205
01:25:09,091 --> 01:25:11,167
You don't have to go.

1206
01:25:12,678 --> 01:25:14,755
Whatever.

1207
01:25:15,891 --> 01:25:18,976
No, I mean... It's OK.

1208
01:25:28,532 --> 01:25:30,609
Are you still going to groups?

1209
01:25:31,327 --> 01:25:33,404
Yeah.

1210
01:25:34,874 --> 01:25:36,950
Chloe's dead.

1211
01:25:37,460 --> 01:25:39,453
Wow, Chloe.

1212
01:25:39,546 --> 01:25:41,456
When did that happen?

1213
01:25:42,008 --> 01:25:43,882
Do you care?

1214
01:25:43,969 --> 01:25:47,339
I dunno. I haven't thought about it in a while.

1215
01:25:47,598 --> 01:25:49,675
Yeah, well...

1216
01:25:49,768 --> 01:25:52,141
It was the smart move on her part.

1217
01:25:53,523 --> 01:25:55,563
Listen, um...

1218
01:25:56,818 --> 01:25:59,191
What are you getting out of all this?

1219
01:25:59,906 --> 01:26:01,982
What?

1220
01:26:02,117 --> 01:26:04,443
I mean, all this. Why do you keep...

1221
01:26:05,204 --> 01:26:07,281
Is this making you happy?

1222
01:26:08,876 --> 01:26:10,952
Yeah, well, sometimes.

1223
01:26:12,672 --> 01:26:14,796
I don't know. I don't understand.

1224
01:26:14,883 --> 01:26:18,467
Why does a weaker person
need to latch on to a strong person?

1225
01:26:18,555 --> 01:26:20,631
What is... What is that?

1226
01:26:20,724 --> 01:26:22,883
What do you get out of it?

1227
01:26:24,395 --> 01:26:26,472
No... That's not the same thing at all.

1228
01:26:26,565 --> 01:26:28,642
It's totally different with us.

1229
01:26:28,734 --> 01:26:30,811
Us?

1230
01:26:30,904 --> 01:26:32,814
What do you mean by us?

1231
01:26:32,906 --> 01:26:36,775
- I'm sorry. Do you hear this?
- Hear what?

1232
01:26:36,870 --> 01:26:38,910
- All that noise. Hold on.
- No, wait!

1233
01:26:38,998 --> 01:26:41,703
Don't change the subject!
I want to talk about this.

1234
01:26:41,793 --> 01:26:44,581
- You're not talking about me, are you?
- No.

1235
01:26:44,671 --> 01:26:48,124
- What?
- Playing doctor. What was going on there?

1236
01:26:48,218 --> 01:26:51,469
- What are you talking about?
- Nothing. Nothing.

1237
01:26:51,555 --> 01:26:53,632
- I don't think so.
- What do you want?

1238
01:26:53,725 --> 01:26:56,133
- Look at me.
- No. What?

1239
01:26:56,895 --> 01:26:59,731
- What is that?!
- It's nothing. Don't worry.

1240
01:26:59,816 --> 01:27:02,224
My God. Who did this?

1241
01:27:02,319 --> 01:27:04,396
- A person.
- Guy or girl?

1242
01:27:04,489 --> 01:27:07,276
- What do you care?
- What do you care if I ask?

1243
01:27:07,367 --> 01:27:09,941
- Leave me alone.
- You're afraid to say.

1244
01:27:10,037 --> 01:27:12,031
- I am not. Let me go.
- No! Talk to me.

1245
01:27:12,123 --> 01:27:13,286
Let go of me!

1246
01:27:13,375 --> 01:27:16,080
- This conversation...
- This conversation...

1247
01:27:16,170 --> 01:27:18,662
...is over.
...is over.

1248
01:27:19,508 --> 01:27:22,628
I just can't win with you, can I?

1249
01:27:31,940 --> 01:27:34,432
Hey, this is getting a little old!

1250
01:27:35,028 --> 01:27:37,354
What is... What is all this?

1251
01:27:37,447 --> 01:27:39,524
What do you think?

1252
01:27:40,493 --> 01:27:42,617
Hey, why do we need bunk beds?

1253
01:27:42,704 --> 01:27:44,579
Hey!

1254
01:27:51,382 --> 01:27:53,209
Too young.

1255
01:27:53,301 --> 01:27:54,926
Sorry.

1256
01:27:55,012 --> 01:27:57,088
What's all that?

1257
01:27:57,181 --> 01:28:00,136
If the applicant is young,
tell him he's too young.

1258
01:28:00,227 --> 01:28:02,849
- Old, too old. Fat, too fat.
- Applicant?

1259
01:28:02,939 --> 01:28:06,308
If the applicant waits three days
without food or shelter...

1260
01:28:06,401 --> 01:28:08,478
...he may enter and begin training.

1261
01:28:08,571 --> 01:28:10,398
Training for what?

1262
01:28:15,997 --> 01:28:18,074
You think this is a game?

1263
01:28:18,166 --> 01:28:20,836
You're too young to train here, end of story.

1264
01:28:20,920 --> 01:28:23,672
Quit wasting our time.
Get the fuck out of here.

1265
01:28:27,595 --> 01:28:29,672
Bad news, friend.

1266
01:28:29,931 --> 01:28:32,008
It's not gonna happen.

1267
01:28:32,101 --> 01:28:34,390
Sorry if there was a misunderstanding.

1268
01:28:34,479 --> 01:28:36,389
It's not the end of the world.

1269
01:28:36,482 --> 01:28:38,689
Just... go away.

1270
01:28:39,569 --> 01:28:41,609
Go.

1271
01:28:41,697 --> 01:28:45,363
You're trespassing
and I will have to call the police.

1272
01:28:48,455 --> 01:28:50,532
Don't you look at me!

1273
01:28:50,625 --> 01:28:53,876
You're never getting in this fucking house!

1274
01:28:53,962 --> 01:28:57,332
Never. Now get the fuck off my porch!
Get off my porch!

1275
01:28:57,425 --> 01:29:00,961
<i>Sooner or later,</i>
<i>we all became what Tyler wanted us to be.</i>

1276
01:29:01,055 --> 01:29:03,891
I'm gonna go inside
and I'm gonna get a shovel.

1277
01:29:11,443 --> 01:29:13,650
- Got two black shirts?
- Yes, sir.

1278
01:29:13,738 --> 01:29:15,980
- Two pair of black pants?
- Yes, sir.

1279
01:29:16,074 --> 01:29:19,029
- One pair black boots? Black socks?
- Yes, sir.

1280
01:29:19,120 --> 01:29:21,196
- One black jacket.
- Yes, sir.

1281
01:29:21,289 --> 01:29:24,291
- $300 personal burial money?
- Yes, sir.

1282
01:29:26,462 --> 01:29:28,539
All right.

1283
01:29:38,353 --> 01:29:40,429
You're too old, fat man.

1284
01:29:40,522 --> 01:29:43,690
Your tits are too big.
Get the fuck off my porch.

1285
01:29:51,494 --> 01:29:53,571
Bob! Bob!

1286
01:30:09,559 --> 01:30:12,229
Like a monkey ready to be shot into space.

1287
01:30:12,980 --> 01:30:14,475
Space monkey.

1288
01:30:14,566 --> 01:30:18,066
Ready to sacrifice himself
for the greater good.

1289
01:30:24,704 --> 01:30:27,374
You are too fucking old, fatty!

1290
01:30:27,457 --> 01:30:30,661
And you... You're too fucking...

1291
01:30:30,753 --> 01:30:32,378
...blond!

1292
01:30:32,464 --> 01:30:34,790
Get out of here, the both of you!

1293
01:30:34,883 --> 01:30:36,960
<i>And so it went.</i>

1294
01:30:37,136 --> 01:30:39,260
Listen up, maggots.

1295
01:30:39,347 --> 01:30:41,424
You are not special.

1296
01:30:41,767 --> 01:30:45,054
You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake.

1297
01:30:45,147 --> 01:30:49,525
You are the same decaying organic matter
as everything else.

1298
01:30:49,611 --> 01:30:51,734
<i>Tyler built himself an army.</i>

1299
01:30:51,947 --> 01:30:55,613
<i> We are the all-singing,</i>
<i>all-dancing crap of the world.</i>

1300
01:30:55,702 --> 01:30:59,321
<i>We are all part of the same compost heap.</i>

1301
01:31:00,374 --> 01:31:03,625
<i>Why was Tyler Durden building an army?</i>

1302
01:31:03,712 --> 01:31:05,789
<i>To what purpose?</i>

1303
01:31:05,882 --> 01:31:08,290
<i>For what greater good?</i>

1304
01:31:11,639 --> 01:31:13,716
<i>In Tyler we trusted.</i>

1305
01:31:19,023 --> 01:31:21,729
When he was like,
"You are not your job"...

1306
01:31:21,819 --> 01:31:23,895
...I was like, "Yeah!"

1307
01:31:25,782 --> 01:31:27,859
Hey, what's all this?

1308
01:31:27,951 --> 01:31:30,028
Hey!

1309
01:31:31,539 --> 01:31:33,200
OK!

1310
01:31:33,292 --> 01:31:35,664
- What's going on?
- We're celebrating.

1311
01:31:35,753 --> 01:31:38,245
- What are we celebrating?
- Go on.

1312
01:31:42,262 --> 01:31:44,421
- Hey.
- Let me get that for you.

1313
01:31:49,020 --> 01:31:51,938
<i> The same great taste, Pepsi.</i>

1314
01:31:54,277 --> 01:31:56,519
Ssh!

1315
01:31:56,613 --> 01:32:00,398
<i> Investigators are here.</i>
<i>The Police Commissioner has arrived.</i>

1316
01:32:00,493 --> 01:32:03,448
<i>Could you tell us</i>
<i>what you think has happened here?</i>

1317
01:32:03,539 --> 01:32:07,787
<i>We believe this is one of many</i>
<i>recent acts of vandalism in the city...</i>

1318
01:32:07,878 --> 01:32:10,998
<i>... somehow related</i>
<i>to underground boxing clubs.</i>

1319
01:32:11,090 --> 01:32:15,303
<i>We will be coordinating</i>
<i>a rigorous investigation.</i>

1320
01:32:16,222 --> 01:32:20,600
<i>That was Police Commissioner Jacobs</i>
<i>who just arrived on the scene...</i>

1321
01:32:20,686 --> 01:32:24,934
<i>...of a four-alarm fire that broke out...</i>
- She's hot.

1322
01:32:25,025 --> 01:32:26,852
<i>Back to you in the studio.</i>

1323
01:32:26,944 --> 01:32:29,317
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1324
01:32:30,281 --> 01:32:32,820
- Holy shit!
- Yeah!

1325
01:32:40,127 --> 01:32:42,168
What the fuck did you guys do?

1326
01:32:42,255 --> 01:32:46,336
<i> Arson investigators</i>
<i>are on the premises...</i>

1327
01:32:50,099 --> 01:32:54,678
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not ask questions, sir.

1328
01:33:00,904 --> 01:33:03,396
The victory in the war against crime...

1329
01:33:03,491 --> 01:33:05,567
...will not come overnight.

1330
01:33:05,660 --> 01:33:10,205
It will take dedication and commitment
and, most of all, cooperation.

1331
01:33:10,291 --> 01:33:15,204
Streets are safer now.
There is hope in the inner city. However...

1332
01:33:15,298 --> 01:33:17,291
I gotta take a piss.

1333
01:33:17,384 --> 01:33:20,136
These are the first steps in a long journey.

1334
01:33:20,220 --> 01:33:22,843
That is why we have created Project Hope.

1335
01:33:22,932 --> 01:33:25,009
Bob.

1336
01:33:28,106 --> 01:33:30,894
Project Hope will be a joint effort...

1337
01:33:30,984 --> 01:33:33,737
...between the police and community leaders.

1338
01:33:33,821 --> 01:33:37,986
It will be a powerful new weapon
in the war against crime.

1339
01:34:23,427 --> 01:34:27,591
- Wrap it around the top of his Hacky Sack.
- His balls are ice cold.

1340
01:34:29,601 --> 01:34:32,936
Hi. You're gonna call off
your rigorous investigation.

1341
01:34:33,022 --> 01:34:36,357
You will publicly state
there is no underground group or...

1342
01:34:36,443 --> 01:34:38,769
...these guys are gonna take your balls.

1343
01:34:39,656 --> 01:34:43,441
They'll send one to the <i>New York Times</i>
and one to the <i>LA Times.</i>

1344
01:34:43,536 --> 01:34:45,280
Look.

1345
01:34:45,371 --> 01:34:48,457
The people you are after
are the people you depend on.

1346
01:34:48,542 --> 01:34:52,126
We cook your meals. We haul your trash.
We connect your calls.

1347
01:34:52,213 --> 01:34:55,963
We drive your ambulances.
We guard you while you sleep.

1348
01:35:00,391 --> 01:35:03,179
Do not fuck with us.

1349
01:35:10,612 --> 01:35:12,736
Ball check!

1350
01:35:27,092 --> 01:35:29,168
Bob, you're this way.

1351
01:35:30,262 --> 01:35:32,588
Let's go.

1352
01:35:32,682 --> 01:35:35,886
<i>I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.</i>

1353
01:35:36,979 --> 01:35:39,056
Hey!

1354
01:35:53,542 --> 01:35:54,823
Yeah!

1355
01:36:26,585 --> 01:36:29,372
<i>I felt like putting a bullet in every panda...</i>

1356
01:36:29,463 --> 01:36:33,379
<i>... that wouldn't screw to save its species.</i>

1357
01:36:34,595 --> 01:36:37,051
<i>I wanted to open the dump valves</i>
<i>on oil tankers...</i>

1358
01:36:37,140 --> 01:36:41,269
<i>... and smother all those French beaches</i>
<i>I'd never see.</i>

1359
01:36:44,107 --> 01:36:46,599
<i>I wanted to breathe smoke.</i>

1360
01:37:03,090 --> 01:37:05,213
Where did you go, psycho boy?

1361
01:37:06,970 --> 01:37:09,888
I felt like destroying something beautiful.

1362
01:37:13,395 --> 01:37:15,471
Get him to a fucking hospital.

1363
01:37:15,564 --> 01:37:17,641
Yeah.

1364
01:37:28,414 --> 01:37:31,499
Don't worry, Mr. Durden.
Airport parking. Long term.

1365
01:37:33,003 --> 01:37:35,080
After you, Mr. Durden.

1366
01:37:36,049 --> 01:37:38,125
After you.

1367
01:37:55,949 --> 01:37:58,523
- Something on your mind, dear?
- No.

1368
01:37:58,619 --> 01:38:01,870
Yeah, why wasn't I told
about Project Mayhem?

1369
01:38:01,957 --> 01:38:04,959
First rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not ask questions.

1370
01:38:05,044 --> 01:38:07,417
Why didn't you include me in the beginning?

1371
01:38:07,506 --> 01:38:12,714
Fight Club was the beginning. Now it's left
the basements and it's Project Mayhem.

1372
01:38:12,804 --> 01:38:17,183
We started Fight Club together. Remember?
It's as much mine as it is yours.

1373
01:38:17,268 --> 01:38:21,516
- Is this about you and me?
- Yeah. Weren't we doing this together?

1374
01:38:21,607 --> 01:38:25,059
This does not belong to us.
We are not special.

1375
01:38:25,153 --> 01:38:27,562
Fuck that. You should have told me.

1376
01:38:28,407 --> 01:38:30,401
Hey, Tyler!

1377
01:38:32,246 --> 01:38:34,737
- Goddamn it, Tyler!
- What do you want?!

1378
01:38:34,832 --> 01:38:37,289
A statement of purpose?
Should I e-mail you?

1379
01:38:37,377 --> 01:38:40,047
- Oh...
- You decide your level of involvement!

1380
01:38:40,131 --> 01:38:42,801
I will! I wanna know certain things first!

1381
01:38:42,884 --> 01:38:45,506
- The first rule of Project Mayhem...
- Shut up!

1382
01:38:47,265 --> 01:38:51,015
- I wanna know what you're thinking.
- Fuck what you know!

1383
01:38:51,103 --> 01:38:54,556
Forget about what you think you know
about life, friendship...

1384
01:38:54,649 --> 01:38:56,726
...and especially about you and me.

1385
01:38:57,904 --> 01:39:00,063
What is that supposed to mean?

1386
01:39:03,452 --> 01:39:05,611
What are you doing?

1387
01:39:06,540 --> 01:39:09,245
What do you wish you'd done
before you died?

1388
01:39:09,335 --> 01:39:12,206
- Paint a self-portrait.
- Build a house.

1389
01:39:12,297 --> 01:39:14,670
- And you?
- I don't know. Nothing.

1390
01:39:14,759 --> 01:39:17,167
- Get in the right lane.
- You have to know!

1391
01:39:17,262 --> 01:39:20,299
If you died now,
how would you feel about your life?

1392
01:39:20,391 --> 01:39:24,057
I don't know! Nothing good.
Is that what you want to hear?

1393
01:39:24,146 --> 01:39:26,435
- Come on!
- Not good enough.

1394
01:39:26,524 --> 01:39:28,980
Stop fucking around! Tyler!

1395
01:39:30,237 --> 01:39:32,479
Jesus Christ!

1396
01:39:33,241 --> 01:39:35,317
Goddamn it! Goddamn it! Fuck you!

1397
01:39:35,410 --> 01:39:37,487
Fuck Fight Club. Fuck Marla!

1398
01:39:37,580 --> 01:39:40,250
I am sick of all your shit!

1399
01:39:40,333 --> 01:39:42,243
OK, man.

1400
01:39:44,046 --> 01:39:46,585
- Quit screwing around. Steer!
- Look at you!

1401
01:39:46,675 --> 01:39:49,427
- Steer!
- Look at you. You're fucking pathetic!

1402
01:39:49,511 --> 01:39:54,638
- Why? Why? What are you talking about?
- Why do you think I blew up your condo?

1403
01:39:55,269 --> 01:39:56,811
What?

1404
01:39:56,896 --> 01:40:00,811
Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat.
It's not a goddamned seminar.

1405
01:40:00,901 --> 01:40:04,603
Stop trying to control everything
and just let go!

1406
01:40:06,325 --> 01:40:08,199
Let go!

1407
01:40:08,286 --> 01:40:10,362
All right. Fine.

1408
01:40:11,248 --> 01:40:13,157
Fine.

1409
01:41:11,533 --> 01:41:14,025
<i>I'd never been in a car accident.</i>

1410
01:41:14,120 --> 01:41:17,537
<i>This must have been</i>
<i>what all those people felt like...</i>

1411
01:41:17,625 --> 01:41:20,829
<i>... before I filed them</i>
<i>as statistics in my reports.</i>

1412
01:41:20,920 --> 01:41:22,997
Goddamn!

1413
01:41:26,511 --> 01:41:29,679
We've just had a near-life experience!

1414
01:41:33,520 --> 01:41:35,513
In the world I see...

1415
01:41:35,606 --> 01:41:39,474
...you're stalking elk
through the Grand Canyon forests...

1416
01:41:39,569 --> 01:41:42,571
...around the ruins of Rockefeller Center.

1417
01:41:44,576 --> 01:41:48,954
You'll wear leather clothes
that will last you the rest of your life.

1418
01:41:49,040 --> 01:41:53,584
You'll climb the thick kudzu vines
that wrap the Sears Tower.

1419
01:41:53,671 --> 01:41:58,251
And when you look down,
you'll see tiny figures pounding corn...

1420
01:41:58,343 --> 01:42:01,879
...laying strips of venison
in the empty car-pool lane...

1421
01:42:01,973 --> 01:42:04,262
...of some abandoned superhighway.

1422
01:42:17,702 --> 01:42:19,944
Feel better, champ.

1423
01:42:37,310 --> 01:42:39,102
<i>And then...</i>

1424
01:42:39,187 --> 01:42:40,730
Tyler?

1425
01:42:40,815 --> 01:42:42,891
<i>... Tyler was gone.</i>

1426
01:42:50,327 --> 01:42:52,367
<i>Was I asleep?</i>

1427
01:42:53,456 --> 01:42:55,496
<i>Had I slept?</i>

1428
01:42:55,583 --> 01:42:58,621
You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake...

1429
01:42:58,713 --> 01:43:01,169
<i>The house had become a living thing.</i>

1430
01:43:01,257 --> 01:43:05,885
<i>Wet inside from so many people</i>
<i>sweating and breathing.</i>

1431
01:43:06,389 --> 01:43:08,963
<i>So many people moving, the house moved.</i>

1432
01:43:11,854 --> 01:43:13,931
<i>Planet Tyler.</i>

1433
01:43:14,024 --> 01:43:16,100
<i>I had to hug the walls.</i>

1434
01:43:16,193 --> 01:43:19,314
<i>Trapped inside</i>
<i>this clockwork of space monkeys.</i>

1435
01:43:19,406 --> 01:43:23,191
You shouldn't be smoking in here!
You know how much ether is here!

1436
01:43:23,286 --> 01:43:25,777
<i>Cooking and working and sleeping in teams.</i>

1437
01:43:28,042 --> 01:43:30,118
Hang on a second.

1438
01:43:49,027 --> 01:43:51,733
It's under control, sir.

1439
01:43:54,200 --> 01:43:56,028
Where's Tyler?

1440
01:43:56,119 --> 01:43:59,121
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not...

1441
01:43:59,207 --> 01:44:01,164
Right... OK.

1442
01:44:03,587 --> 01:44:05,664
<i>I'm all alone.</i>

1443
01:44:05,840 --> 01:44:09,506
<i>My father dumped me. Tyler dumped me.</i>

1444
01:44:09,595 --> 01:44:11,838
<i>I am Jack's broken heart.</i>

1445
01:44:16,062 --> 01:44:19,847
<i>What comes next in Project Mayhem</i>
<i>only Tyler knows.</i>

1446
01:44:20,776 --> 01:44:23,980
<i>The second rule is you do not ask questions.</i>

1447
01:44:26,784 --> 01:44:29,489
Get the fuck away from me!
Get the fuck away!

1448
01:44:29,871 --> 01:44:31,948
Who are all these people?

1449
01:44:37,214 --> 01:44:39,503
The Paper Street Soap Company.

1450
01:44:41,052 --> 01:44:43,129
Can I come in?

1451
01:44:46,267 --> 01:44:48,344
He's not here.

1452
01:44:48,437 --> 01:44:50,644
What?

1453
01:44:51,691 --> 01:44:55,275
Tyler isn't here.

1454
01:44:55,362 --> 01:44:57,439
Tyler went away.

1455
01:44:57,865 --> 01:44:59,942
Tyler's gone.

1456
01:45:16,973 --> 01:45:18,682
Get some help!

1457
01:45:29,906 --> 01:45:34,784
Two gunshot wounds coming through!
Make some fucking room!

1458
01:45:34,871 --> 01:45:37,279
What happened? What happened?

1459
01:45:37,374 --> 01:45:40,246
We were on assignment. We were supposed
to kill two birds with one stone.

1460
01:45:41,546 --> 01:45:43,623
Destroy a piece of corporate art...

1461
01:45:43,716 --> 01:45:46,208
Operation Latte Thunder. Go!

1462
01:45:46,928 --> 01:45:50,096
...and trash a franchise coffee bar.

1463
01:45:56,524 --> 01:45:58,850
We had it all worked out, sir.

1464
01:46:07,037 --> 01:46:10,324
- It went smooth until...
- Police! Freeze!

1465
01:46:10,417 --> 01:46:13,169
- What?
- They shot Bob.

1466
01:46:14,672 --> 01:46:17,080
- They shot him in the head.
- Fucking pigs!

1467
01:46:22,474 --> 01:46:24,514
Oh, God!

1468
01:46:24,602 --> 01:46:27,853
- Those motherfuckers!
- You morons.

1469
01:46:27,939 --> 01:46:32,068
You're running around in ski masks
trying to blow things up?

1470
01:46:32,153 --> 01:46:34,823
What did you think was gonna happen?!

1471
01:46:36,617 --> 01:46:40,948
OK, quick! Get rid of the evidence.
We gotta get rid of this body!

1472
01:46:41,039 --> 01:46:43,911
- Bury him.
- What?

1473
01:46:44,001 --> 01:46:46,244
Take him to the garden and bury him.

1474
01:46:46,338 --> 01:46:49,209
- Come on, people, let's go!
- Get the fuck off!

1475
01:46:49,300 --> 01:46:52,551
Get away from him!
What are you talking about?

1476
01:46:52,638 --> 01:46:55,212
This isn't fucking evidence.
This is a person.

1477
01:46:55,308 --> 01:46:58,512
He's my friend
and you're not burying him in the garden!

1478
01:46:58,604 --> 01:47:01,605
He was killed serving Project Mayhem, sir.

1479
01:47:01,691 --> 01:47:03,731
- This is Bob.
- Sir, in...

1480
01:47:03,819 --> 01:47:05,895
In Project Mayhem, we have no names.

1481
01:47:05,988 --> 01:47:07,981
Now, you listen to me.

1482
01:47:08,074 --> 01:47:12,618
This is a man and he has a name,
and it's Robert Paulsen, OK?

1483
01:47:12,705 --> 01:47:14,615
- Robert Paulsen.
- He's a man...

1484
01:47:14,708 --> 01:47:17,543
...and he's dead now because of us.
Do you understand that?

1485
01:47:18,212 --> 01:47:20,501
I understand.

1486
01:47:22,760 --> 01:47:26,094
In death, a member of Project Mayhem...

1487
01:47:26,181 --> 01:47:28,257
...has a name.

1488
01:47:28,392 --> 01:47:31,310
<i>His</i> name is Robert Paulsen.

1489
01:47:31,771 --> 01:47:33,848
His name is Robert Paulsen.

1490
01:47:34,650 --> 01:47:37,320
His name... is Robert Paulsen.

1491
01:47:37,403 --> 01:47:41,236
His name is Robert Paulsen.

1492
01:47:41,325 --> 01:47:44,410
Come on, guys. Please. Stop it.

1493
01:47:44,496 --> 01:47:47,070
His name is Robert Paulsen.

1494
01:47:47,166 --> 01:47:50,251
Shut up! This is all over with!

1495
01:47:53,507 --> 01:47:55,999
Get the fuck out of here.

1496
01:48:24,756 --> 01:48:29,170
- Tyler?
- No, this is Detective Stern of the Arson Unit.

1497
01:48:29,262 --> 01:48:30,840
I need to see you...

1498
01:48:35,353 --> 01:48:39,398
<i>I went to all the cities</i>
<i>on Tyler's used ticket stubs, barhopping.</i>

1499
01:48:39,483 --> 01:48:44,230
<i>I didn't know how or why, but I could look</i>
<i>at 50 different bars, and somehow I just knew.</i>

1500
01:48:44,322 --> 01:48:48,902
I'm looking for Tyler Durden.
It's <i>very</i> important that I talk to him.

1501
01:48:48,995 --> 01:48:50,656
I wish I could help you...

1502
01:48:50,747 --> 01:48:53,037
...sir.

1503
01:48:58,340 --> 01:49:00,417
<i>Every city I went to...</i>

1504
01:49:01,469 --> 01:49:03,878
<i>... as soon as I set foot off the plane...</i>

1505
01:49:04,473 --> 01:49:06,763
<i>... I knew a Fight Club was close.</i>

1506
01:49:06,851 --> 01:49:08,512
Hey! Hey!

1507
01:49:09,605 --> 01:49:11,183
Taxi!

1508
01:49:11,274 --> 01:49:13,350
Look at my face. I'm a member.

1509
01:49:13,443 --> 01:49:15,982
Now, I just need to know if you've seen Tyler.

1510
01:49:16,072 --> 01:49:19,773
I'm not exposed to bespeak
any such information to you...

1511
01:49:19,868 --> 01:49:24,578
...nor would I, even if I had
said information at this juncture... be able.

1512
01:49:25,250 --> 01:49:28,952
- You're a moron.
- I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

1513
01:49:30,298 --> 01:49:35,341
<i>Tyler had been busy...</i>
<i>setting up franchises all over the country.</i>

1514
01:49:38,100 --> 01:49:42,562
<i>Was I asleep? Had I slept?</i>

1515
01:49:42,647 --> 01:49:44,890
<i>Is Tyler my bad dream, or am I Tyler's?</i>

1516
01:49:46,277 --> 01:49:49,362
- We've just heard the stories.
- What kind of stories?

1517
01:49:49,448 --> 01:49:53,696
- Nobody knows what he looks like.
- He has plastic surgery every three years.

1518
01:49:53,787 --> 01:49:56,824
That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.

1519
01:49:56,916 --> 01:50:00,961
- Is it true about Fight Club in Miami?
- Is Mr. Durden building an army?

1520
01:50:01,046 --> 01:50:04,131
<i>I was living in a state of perpetual déjà vu.</i>

1521
01:50:04,926 --> 01:50:07,002
<i>Everywhere I went...</i>

1522
01:50:07,095 --> 01:50:09,053
<i>... I felt I'd already been there.</i>

1523
01:50:09,140 --> 01:50:12,058
<i>It was like following an invisible man.</i>

1524
01:50:13,145 --> 01:50:15,221
<i>The smell of dried blood...</i>

1525
01:50:15,314 --> 01:50:18,850
<i>... dirty, bare footprints circling each other.</i>

1526
01:50:19,695 --> 01:50:22,899
<i>That aroma of old sweat, like fried chicken.</i>

1527
01:50:22,991 --> 01:50:26,527
<i>The feel of a floor still warm</i>
<i>from a fight the night before.</i>

1528
01:50:27,413 --> 01:50:30,331
<i>I was always just one step behind Tyler.</i>

1529
01:50:33,254 --> 01:50:36,375
His name is Robert Paulsen...

1530
01:50:41,014 --> 01:50:43,090
Welcome back, sir.

1531
01:50:44,059 --> 01:50:46,136
How have you been?

1532
01:50:46,229 --> 01:50:48,388
Do you know me?

1533
01:50:48,482 --> 01:50:50,890
Is this a test, sir?

1534
01:50:50,985 --> 01:50:52,859
No. This is not a test.

1535
01:50:52,946 --> 01:50:55,153
You were in here last Thursday.

1536
01:50:55,741 --> 01:50:58,030
Thursday?

1537
01:50:58,119 --> 01:51:02,070
You were standing where you are now,
asking how good security is.

1538
01:51:02,750 --> 01:51:04,827
It's tight as a drum, sir.

1539
01:51:07,506 --> 01:51:09,665
Who do you think I am?

1540
01:51:09,759 --> 01:51:12,298
Are you sure this isn't a test?

1541
01:51:12,387 --> 01:51:14,297
No, this is not a test.

1542
01:51:14,390 --> 01:51:16,467
You're Mr. Durden.

1543
01:51:17,811 --> 01:51:20,481
You're the one who gave me this.

1544
01:51:20,565 --> 01:51:24,777
<i>Please return your seat backs</i>
<i>to their full upright and locked position.</i>

1545
01:51:36,210 --> 01:51:38,286
- Yeah?
<i>- Marla, it's me.</i>

1546
01:51:38,379 --> 01:51:40,337
- Have we ever done it?
<i>- Done what?</i>

1547
01:51:40,423 --> 01:51:41,799
Had sex?

1548
01:51:41,884 --> 01:51:44,043
What kind of stupid question is that?

1549
01:51:44,136 --> 01:51:46,509
Stupid because it's yes
or because it's no?

1550
01:51:46,598 --> 01:51:49,172
- Is this a trick?
<i>- No. I need to know...</i>

1551
01:51:49,268 --> 01:51:53,137
You wanna know if I think
we were just having sex or making love?

1552
01:51:53,231 --> 01:51:56,648
- We <i>did</i> make love?
<i>- Is that what you're calling it?</i>

1553
01:51:56,736 --> 01:51:59,572
Just answer the question!
Did we do it or not?!

1554
01:51:59,656 --> 01:52:02,575
You fuck me, then snub me.
You love me, you hate me.

1555
01:52:02,660 --> 01:52:05,532
You're sensitive,
then you turn into an asshole.

1556
01:52:05,622 --> 01:52:08,292
Does that describe our relationship, Tyler?

1557
01:52:08,376 --> 01:52:10,453
<i> We just lost cabin pressure.</i>

1558
01:52:10,545 --> 01:52:12,040
What did you just say?

1559
01:52:12,131 --> 01:52:14,457
- What is wrong with you?
- Say my name!

1560
01:52:14,550 --> 01:52:18,217
Tyler Durden!
You fucking freak! What's going on?

1561
01:52:18,305 --> 01:52:20,382
- I'm coming over!
- I'm not there!

1562
01:52:20,475 --> 01:52:23,263
You broke your promise.

1563
01:52:23,353 --> 01:52:25,311
Jesus, Tyler.

1564
01:52:25,398 --> 01:52:28,850
- You fucking talked to her about me.
- What the fuck is going on?

1565
01:52:28,944 --> 01:52:32,396
I asked you for one thing. One simple thing.

1566
01:52:32,490 --> 01:52:34,816
Why do people think that I'm you?

1567
01:52:35,369 --> 01:52:37,445
Answer me!

1568
01:52:39,833 --> 01:52:41,660
Sit.

1569
01:52:44,464 --> 01:52:47,169
Answer me. Why do people think I'm you?

1570
01:52:47,259 --> 01:52:49,418
I think you know.

1571
01:52:49,554 --> 01:52:52,128
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.

1572
01:52:52,224 --> 01:52:54,976
Why would anyone
possibly confuse you with me?

1573
01:52:55,061 --> 01:52:57,849
I... I don't know.

1574
01:53:02,612 --> 01:53:05,484
- You got it.
- No.

1575
01:53:05,574 --> 01:53:07,698
- Do not fuck with us!
- Say it.

1576
01:53:09,079 --> 01:53:11,119
Because...

1577
01:53:12,458 --> 01:53:13,621
Say it!

1578
01:53:15,295 --> 01:53:17,335
Because we're the same person.

1579
01:53:17,423 --> 01:53:19,546
That's right.

1580
01:53:19,634 --> 01:53:21,793
<i>We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap.</i>

1581
01:53:21,887 --> 01:53:25,588
- I don't understand this.
- You wanted a way to change your life.

1582
01:53:25,683 --> 01:53:27,760
You could not do this on your own.

1583
01:53:27,853 --> 01:53:29,929
All the ways you wish you could be...

1584
01:53:30,022 --> 01:53:31,897
...that's me.

1585
01:53:31,983 --> 01:53:35,151
I look like you wanna look,
I fuck like you wanna fuck.

1586
01:53:35,237 --> 01:53:37,563
I am smart, capable and, most importantly...

1587
01:53:37,657 --> 01:53:40,410
...I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

1588
01:53:40,494 --> 01:53:41,490
Oh, no.

1589
01:53:41,579 --> 01:53:44,497
- Tyler's not here. Tyler went away.
- What?

1590
01:53:44,583 --> 01:53:46,909
This isn't possible. This is crazy.

1591
01:53:47,002 --> 01:53:49,043
People do it every day.

1592
01:53:49,130 --> 01:53:52,666
They talk to themselves.
They see themselves as they'd like to be.

1593
01:53:52,760 --> 01:53:56,011
They don't have the courage you have
to just run with it.

1594
01:53:59,810 --> 01:54:03,180
You still wrestle with it,
so sometimes you're still you.

1595
01:54:03,273 --> 01:54:07,983
- We should do this again sometime.
- At times, you imagine you're watching me.

1596
01:54:08,071 --> 01:54:10,563
If this is your first time, you have to fight.

1597
01:54:10,658 --> 01:54:15,036
Little by little,
you're just letting yourself become...

1598
01:54:15,873 --> 01:54:17,783
...Tyler Durden.

1599
01:54:17,875 --> 01:54:20,663
You are not your job
or how much money you have!

1600
01:54:20,754 --> 01:54:23,162
- No. You have a house.
- Rented in your name.

1601
01:54:23,257 --> 01:54:26,876
- You have jobs, a life.
- You work nights because you can't sleep.

1602
01:54:26,970 --> 01:54:28,762
Or you stay up and make soap.

1603
01:54:28,848 --> 01:54:33,807
- You're fucking Marla, Tyler.
- Technically, you are. It's all the same to her.

1604
01:54:35,523 --> 01:54:37,563
Oh, my God.

1605
01:54:38,569 --> 01:54:40,645
Now you see our dilemma.

1606
01:54:40,738 --> 01:54:43,027
She knows too much.

1607
01:54:43,116 --> 01:54:48,242
I think we're gonna have to talk about
how this might compromise our goals.

1608
01:54:48,331 --> 01:54:50,455
What... What are you saying?

1609
01:54:51,418 --> 01:54:55,667
This is bullshit. This is bullshit,
I'm not listening to this!

1610
01:54:55,757 --> 01:54:58,427
- You are insane!
- No. You're insane.

1611
01:54:58,511 --> 01:55:01,263
We simply do not have time for this crap.

1612
01:55:02,725 --> 01:55:04,932
<i>It's called a changeover.</i>

1613
01:55:05,019 --> 01:55:07,096
<i>The movie goes on...</i>

1614
01:55:07,189 --> 01:55:10,309
<i>... and nobody in the audience has any idea.</i>

1615
01:55:23,293 --> 01:55:26,959
- Sir! Are you checking out?
- Yeah. Bill me.

1616
01:55:27,047 --> 01:55:29,456
Can you initial this list of phone calls?

1617
01:55:33,890 --> 01:55:37,935
- When were these made?
- Between 2.00 and 3.30 this morning.

1618
01:55:43,777 --> 01:55:47,906
<i>Have I been going to bed earlier every night?</i>
<i>Have I been sleeping later?</i>

1619
01:55:47,991 --> 01:55:52,868
<i>Have I been Tyler longer and longer?</i>

1620
01:55:55,375 --> 01:55:57,784
Is anybody here?

1621
01:56:00,465 --> 01:56:02,542
<i>Déjà vu all over again.</i>

1622
01:56:04,220 --> 01:56:06,712
With enough soap,
one could blow up anything.

1623
01:56:09,060 --> 01:56:11,136
Oh, my God.

1624
01:56:15,026 --> 01:56:17,398
<i>- 1888.</i>
- Who am I calling?

1625
01:56:17,821 --> 01:56:21,487
<i>1888 Franklin. This is maintenance. Hello?</i>

1626
01:56:22,660 --> 01:56:24,285
<i>Hello?</i>

1627
01:56:24,371 --> 01:56:26,448
1888 Franklin Street?

1628
01:56:26,540 --> 01:56:28,617
<i>Yes. Can I help you?</i>

1629
01:56:31,088 --> 01:56:33,662
<i>- Hello?</i>
- Yeah, yeah.

1630
01:56:33,758 --> 01:56:36,297
I need to talk to your supervisor right away.

1631
01:56:36,386 --> 01:56:38,463
<i>- Speaking.</i>
- OK, listen to me.

1632
01:56:38,556 --> 01:56:41,723
Something terrible
is about to happen to your building.

1633
01:56:41,810 --> 01:56:43,887
<i>It's under control, sir.</i>

1634
01:56:44,355 --> 01:56:47,891
- Excuse me?
<i>- Don't worry about us, sir. We're solid.</i>

1635
01:56:52,157 --> 01:56:53,485
<i> 2160.</i>

1636
01:57:01,126 --> 01:57:03,618
Marla! Marla! Hey, wait!

1637
01:57:05,340 --> 01:57:08,128
Wait! I gotta talk to you! Marla! Marla!

1638
01:57:08,219 --> 01:57:12,384
Your bald freaks hit me with a fucking broom!
They almost broke my arm!

1639
01:57:12,474 --> 01:57:15,227
They were burning their fingertips with lye.

1640
01:57:15,311 --> 01:57:19,262
This needs a tremendous act of faith
on your part, but hear me out.

1641
01:57:19,358 --> 01:57:23,309
- Here comes an avalanche of bullshit.
- A little more faith than that.

1642
01:57:26,534 --> 01:57:29,108
I don't wanna hear
anything you have to say.

1643
01:57:29,204 --> 01:57:31,328
You have every right to be...

1644
01:57:31,916 --> 01:57:33,790
I'll just have a coffee, thanks.

1645
01:57:33,877 --> 01:57:36,832
Sir. Anything you order is free of charge, sir.

1646
01:57:36,922 --> 01:57:38,962
Why is it free of charge?

1647
01:57:39,050 --> 01:57:41,090
- Don't ask.
- Whatever.

1648
01:57:41,178 --> 01:57:46,684
Er... I'll have the clam chowder, fried chicken
and baked potato and a chocolate chiffon pie.

1649
01:57:46,768 --> 01:57:48,845
Clean food, please.

1650
01:57:48,938 --> 01:57:51,975
In that case,
may I advise against the clam chowder.

1651
01:57:52,067 --> 01:57:54,143
No clam chowder. Thank you.

1652
01:57:55,613 --> 01:57:57,855
You got about 30 seconds.

1653
01:58:00,536 --> 01:58:03,075
I know I've been acting very strange, OK?

1654
01:58:03,164 --> 01:58:06,581
- I know it seems there's two sides to me...
- Two sides?

1655
01:58:06,669 --> 01:58:11,712
- You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass.
- I know. But I realized something important.

1656
01:58:11,800 --> 01:58:15,882
- What?
- The nature of our relationship wasn't clear...

1657
01:58:15,972 --> 01:58:18,345
...to me for reasons I won't go into.

1658
01:58:18,434 --> 01:58:21,008
- I know I haven't treated you well.
- Whatever.

1659
01:58:21,104 --> 01:58:23,810
No, no. Fifteen seconds, please!

1660
01:58:23,899 --> 01:58:26,189
Fifteen seconds,
don't open your mouth.

1661
01:58:26,277 --> 01:58:28,354
I'm trying to tell you I'm sorry.

1662
01:58:28,447 --> 01:58:32,742
What I've come to realize
is that I really like you, Marla.

1663
01:58:32,827 --> 01:58:34,951
You do?

1664
01:58:35,039 --> 01:58:36,913
I really do.

1665
01:58:36,999 --> 01:58:41,330
I care about you and I don't want anything
bad to happen to you because of me.

1666
01:58:41,422 --> 01:58:44,174
Marla, your life is in danger.

1667
01:58:44,259 --> 01:58:46,168
What?

1668
01:58:46,261 --> 01:58:49,963
You need to leave town for a while.
Get out of any major city.

1669
01:58:50,058 --> 01:58:52,846
- Just go camping...
- You're an insane person.

1670
01:58:52,936 --> 01:58:56,389
- No. I've involved you in something terrible.
- No. Shut up!

1671
01:58:56,483 --> 01:58:59,021
- You're not safe.
- Shut up!

1672
01:59:00,822 --> 01:59:05,284
- Listen, I tried, Tyler. I really tried.
- I know you did.

1673
01:59:05,369 --> 01:59:08,406
There are things about you I like.
You're smart, funny.

1674
01:59:08,498 --> 01:59:10,456
You're spectacular in bed.

1675
01:59:10,542 --> 01:59:11,954
But...

1676
01:59:12,044 --> 01:59:14,121
...you're intolerable.

1677
01:59:14,214 --> 01:59:16,706
You have very serious emotional problems.

1678
01:59:16,800 --> 01:59:20,751
Deep-seated problems
for which you should seek professional help.

1679
01:59:20,847 --> 01:59:24,798
- I know, and I'm sorry.
- You're sorry, I'm sorry. Everyone's sorry.

1680
01:59:25,979 --> 01:59:28,055
I can't do this any more.

1681
01:59:28,148 --> 01:59:30,225
I can't.

1682
01:59:30,318 --> 01:59:32,394
And I won't.

1683
01:59:32,487 --> 01:59:34,527
I'm gone.

1684
01:59:34,615 --> 01:59:37,285
You can't leave, Marla! You're not safe!

1685
01:59:40,122 --> 01:59:42,792
- Marla, you don't understand!
- Leave me alone!

1686
01:59:42,876 --> 01:59:45,414
- Marla, I am trying to protect you!
- Let go!

1687
01:59:45,504 --> 01:59:48,506
- I don't ever wanna see you again!
- That's fine...

1688
01:59:48,591 --> 01:59:50,668
Here, wait right here!

1689
01:59:54,599 --> 01:59:57,138
Hold it right there! Shut up!

1690
01:59:57,227 --> 01:59:59,351
Take this money and get on this bus.

1691
01:59:59,438 --> 02:00:01,597
I promise I won't bother you again.

1692
02:00:01,691 --> 02:00:03,151
Shut up!

1693
02:00:03,235 --> 02:00:06,439
Please get on the bus. Please get on the bus.

1694
02:00:07,616 --> 02:00:09,692
Why are you doing this?

1695
02:00:09,785 --> 02:00:13,866
They think you're a threat.
I can't explain it now, just trust me!

1696
02:00:13,957 --> 02:00:18,336
- If I know where you are, you won't be safe.
- I'll keep this, it's asshole tax.

1697
02:00:18,421 --> 02:00:22,800
- Fine. Remember, stay out of major cities.
- Tyler.

1698
02:00:24,345 --> 02:00:27,181
You're the worst thing
that ever happened to me.

1699
02:00:42,202 --> 02:00:44,872
Hello. I need you to arrest me.

1700
02:00:44,955 --> 02:00:47,708
I am the leader of a terrorist organization...

1701
02:00:47,792 --> 02:00:52,752
...responsible for numerous acts
of vandalism and assault all over this city.

1702
02:00:52,840 --> 02:00:56,709
In the metropolitan area,
we had probably 200 members.

1703
02:00:56,804 --> 02:01:00,637
Chapters have sprung up
in five or six other major cities already.

1704
02:01:00,767 --> 02:01:03,804
This is a tightly-regimented organization...

1705
02:01:03,896 --> 02:01:09,521
...with many cells capable of operating
independent of central leadership.

1706
02:01:09,612 --> 02:01:13,480
Go to the house, OK? 1537 Paper Street.

1707
02:01:13,575 --> 02:01:15,485
That's our headquarters.

1708
02:01:15,578 --> 02:01:18,152
In the back, buried in the garden...

1709
02:01:18,248 --> 02:01:21,285
...you'll find the body of Robert Paulsen.

1710
02:01:21,377 --> 02:01:24,711
In the basement,
you're gonna find some bathtubs...

1711
02:01:24,798 --> 02:01:30,138
...that have been used very recently
to make large quantities of nitroglycerin.

1712
02:01:30,222 --> 02:01:32,262
I believe the plan is to blow up...

1713
02:01:32,349 --> 02:01:35,435
...the headquarters
of these credit card companies...

1714
02:01:35,520 --> 02:01:37,597
...and the TRW building.

1715
02:01:38,566 --> 02:01:41,900
Why these buildings?
Why credit card companies?

1716
02:01:41,987 --> 02:01:45,606
If you erase the debt record,
then we all go back to zero.

1717
02:01:46,451 --> 02:01:48,527
You'll create total chaos.

1718
02:01:50,122 --> 02:01:53,373
Keep him talking. I need to make a phone call.

1719
02:02:03,931 --> 02:02:06,174
I really admire what you're doing.

1720
02:02:06,643 --> 02:02:08,720
What?

1721
02:02:08,813 --> 02:02:10,853
You're a brave man to order this.

1722
02:02:10,940 --> 02:02:12,732
You're a genius, sir.

1723
02:02:12,818 --> 02:02:17,565
You said if anyone ever interferes
with Project Mayhem, even you...

1724
02:02:17,657 --> 02:02:19,983
...we gotta get his balls.

1725
02:02:21,412 --> 02:02:24,580
- Don't fight.
- It's a powerful gesture, Mr. Durden.

1726
02:02:24,666 --> 02:02:27,704
- It will set an example.
- You're making a big mistake!

1727
02:02:27,795 --> 02:02:30,631
- You said you'd say that.
- I'm not Tyler Durden!

1728
02:02:30,716 --> 02:02:34,584
- You told us you'd say that too.
- All right. I am Tyler Durden.

1729
02:02:34,679 --> 02:02:37,385
Listen to me. I'm giving you a direct order.

1730
02:02:37,474 --> 02:02:41,639
- We're aborting this mission now.
- You said you would definitely say that.

1731
02:02:47,779 --> 02:02:51,315
Are you fucking out of your minds?
You're police officers!

1732
02:02:52,160 --> 02:02:54,237
Is somebody timing this?

1733
02:02:54,413 --> 02:02:57,368
Keep your mouth shut.

1734
02:02:57,458 --> 02:02:59,535
Shit!

1735
02:03:02,173 --> 02:03:04,961
- Some of this information checks out.
- Uh-huh.

1736
02:03:05,052 --> 02:03:08,338
- Let's go to that house on Paper Street.
- Be right there.

1737
02:03:09,057 --> 02:03:10,849
Hey, wait!

1738
02:03:11,518 --> 02:03:14,057
- I got him.
- Sir, we have to do this.

1739
02:03:14,147 --> 02:03:16,638
- Stop fighting!
- Where's the rubber band?

1740
02:03:16,733 --> 02:03:19,225
Get away from me! Drop that fucking knife!

1741
02:03:22,783 --> 02:03:26,199
Back up. Face down on the floor right now!

1742
02:03:27,455 --> 02:03:29,495
Get down on the floor!

1743
02:03:34,256 --> 02:03:37,127
The first person
that comes out of this door...

1744
02:03:37,218 --> 02:03:39,176
...gets a lead salad! Understand?

1745
02:04:03,543 --> 02:04:06,117
Get away! Stay away!

1746
02:04:19,063 --> 02:04:21,140
<i>I ran.</i>

1747
02:04:21,692 --> 02:04:25,856
<i>I ran until my muscles burned</i>
<i>and my veins pumped battery acid.</i>

1748
02:04:28,492 --> 02:04:30,569
<i>Then I ran some more.</i>

1749
02:05:11,255 --> 02:05:13,581
What the fuck are you doing?

1750
02:05:13,675 --> 02:05:16,630
Running around in your underpants!
You look crazy!

1751
02:05:16,720 --> 02:05:19,841
No. I'm onto you.
I know what's going on here.

1752
02:05:19,933 --> 02:05:24,845
Come on, then. I got us a great place
to watch from. It'll be like pay-per-view.

1753
02:06:12,834 --> 02:06:15,504
- Oh, Christ.
- Now what are you doing?

1754
02:06:15,588 --> 02:06:18,958
- I'm stopping this.
- Why?

1755
02:06:19,050 --> 02:06:22,420
- The greatest thing you've ever done.
- I can't let this happen.

1756
02:06:22,513 --> 02:06:25,764
There are 10 other bombs
in 10 other buildings.

1757
02:06:25,851 --> 02:06:28,177
Since when is Project Mayhem
about murder?

1758
02:06:28,271 --> 02:06:30,264
The buildings are empty.

1759
02:06:30,357 --> 02:06:33,192
We're not killing anyone.
We're setting 'em free!

1760
02:06:33,277 --> 02:06:36,065
Bob is dead. They shot him in the head.

1761
02:06:36,156 --> 02:06:39,526
You wanna make an omelet,
you gotta break some eggs.

1762
02:06:39,618 --> 02:06:43,202
No. I'm not listening to you.
You're not even there.

1763
02:06:49,256 --> 02:06:53,634
I wouldn't do that.
Not unless you knew which wires were what.

1764
02:06:53,720 --> 02:06:55,428
If you know, I know.

1765
02:07:01,063 --> 02:07:05,393
<i>Or</i> maybe I knew you'd know, so I spent
all day thinking about the wrong ones.

1766
02:07:13,954 --> 02:07:15,034
You think?

1767
02:07:17,041 --> 02:07:19,118
Oh, heavens, no. Not the green one.

1768
02:07:20,004 --> 02:07:23,005
Pull any one but the green one.

1769
02:07:27,722 --> 02:07:30,344
I asked you not to do that!

1770
02:07:32,186 --> 02:07:33,764
Fuck!

1771
02:07:34,689 --> 02:07:36,813
Tyler, get away from the van.

1772
02:07:39,028 --> 02:07:42,398
Tyler, I'm not kidding!
Get away from the van!

1773
02:07:42,491 --> 02:07:43,866
Goddamn it!

1774
02:07:45,077 --> 02:07:47,569
Whoa! Whoa!

1775
02:07:50,209 --> 02:07:51,585
OK.

1776
02:07:51,669 --> 02:07:55,039
You are now firing a gun
at your imaginary friend...

1777
02:07:55,132 --> 02:07:57,706
...near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!

1778
02:07:59,930 --> 02:08:01,674
Cool it, Tyler!

1779
02:08:14,907 --> 02:08:16,984
Aw, come on!

1780
02:08:17,077 --> 02:08:19,117
Don't go!

1781
02:08:56,711 --> 02:08:57,909
What?!

1782
02:09:43,146 --> 02:09:44,937
Three minutes.

1783
02:09:45,023 --> 02:09:47,312
This is it.

1784
02:09:47,401 --> 02:09:49,441
The beginning.

1785
02:09:49,529 --> 02:09:51,486
Ground zero.

1786
02:09:51,573 --> 02:09:53,862
<i>I think this is about where we came in.</i>

1787
02:09:53,951 --> 02:09:56,407
Do you have a speech for the occasion?

1788
02:09:56,496 --> 02:09:59,533
I'm sorry?

1789
02:09:59,625 --> 02:10:01,702
I still can't think of anything.

1790
02:10:03,755 --> 02:10:05,832
Ah. Flashback humor.

1791
02:10:10,931 --> 02:10:12,971
It's getting exciting now.

1792
02:10:14,519 --> 02:10:16,311
Two and a half.

1793
02:10:16,396 --> 02:10:18,971
Think of everything we've accomplished.

1794
02:10:19,067 --> 02:10:23,860
Out these windows, we will view
the collapse of financial history.

1795
02:10:23,948 --> 02:10:27,649
One step closer to economic equilibrium.

1796
02:10:41,262 --> 02:10:43,635
Why is she here?

1797
02:10:43,723 --> 02:10:45,633
Tying up loose ends.

1798
02:10:45,726 --> 02:10:48,811
Put me down, you baldheaded fuck!

1799
02:10:48,897 --> 02:10:52,017
- I beg you, please don't do this.
- I'm not doing this.

1800
02:10:52,109 --> 02:10:55,561
<i>- We</i> are doing this. This is what we want.
- No.

1801
02:10:55,655 --> 02:11:00,365
- I don't want this.
- Right. Except you is meaningless now.

1802
02:11:00,453 --> 02:11:04,452
- We have to forget about you.
- You're a voice in my head.

1803
02:11:04,542 --> 02:11:06,618
You're a voice in mine!

1804
02:11:06,711 --> 02:11:09,547
- Why can't I get rid of you?
- You need me.

1805
02:11:09,631 --> 02:11:11,708
No. I don't. I really don't any more.

1806
02:11:11,801 --> 02:11:16,096
You created me. I didn't create some
loser alter ego to make me feel better.

1807
02:11:16,182 --> 02:11:20,132
- Take some responsibility.
- I do. I am responsible for all of it...

1808
02:11:20,270 --> 02:11:21,979
...and I accept that.

1809
02:11:22,064 --> 02:11:26,110
So, please, I'm begging you,
please call this off.

1810
02:11:28,113 --> 02:11:30,320
Have I ever let us down?

1811
02:11:31,743 --> 02:11:34,069
How far have you come because of me?!

1812
02:11:39,962 --> 02:11:42,039
I will bring us through this.

1813
02:11:42,131 --> 02:11:45,917
As always, I will carry you
kicking and screaming...

1814
02:11:46,011 --> 02:11:48,420
...and in the end you will thank me.

1815
02:11:48,932 --> 02:11:51,424
Tyler. Tyler.

1816
02:11:51,518 --> 02:11:55,054
I'm grateful to you.
For everything that you've done for me.

1817
02:11:55,148 --> 02:11:57,818
But this is too much. I don't want this.

1818
02:11:57,902 --> 02:12:03,194
What do you want? Your shitjob back?
Fucking condo world, watching sitcoms?

1819
02:12:03,284 --> 02:12:05,360
Fuck you! I won't do it.

1820
02:12:06,204 --> 02:12:10,037
- This can't be happening.
- It's already done, so shut up!

1821
02:12:10,126 --> 02:12:11,751
60 seconds till CRI.

1822
02:12:12,295 --> 02:12:14,372
No.

1823
02:12:16,259 --> 02:12:19,047
I can figure this out. This isn't even real.

1824
02:12:19,137 --> 02:12:22,803
You're not real, that gun...
That gun isn't even in your hand.

1825
02:12:24,311 --> 02:12:26,387
The gun's in my hand.

1826
02:12:31,403 --> 02:12:33,859
Good for you. It doesn't change a thing.

1827
02:12:42,751 --> 02:12:45,421
Why do you wanna put a gun to your head?

1828
02:12:45,504 --> 02:12:47,581
Not my head, Tyler.

1829
02:12:48,175 --> 02:12:50,215
Our head.

1830
02:12:51,721 --> 02:12:53,797
Interesting.

1831
02:12:56,811 --> 02:12:59,481
Where are you going with this, Ikea boy?

1832
02:13:05,947 --> 02:13:08,949
Hey. It's you and me.

1833
02:13:11,663 --> 02:13:13,740
Friends?

1834
02:13:14,583 --> 02:13:16,660
Tyler...

1835
02:13:20,090 --> 02:13:22,463
...I want you to really listen to me.

1836
02:13:22,552 --> 02:13:25,008
OK.

1837
02:13:25,097 --> 02:13:27,173
My eyes are open.

1838
02:13:45,915 --> 02:13:47,955
What's that smell?

1839
02:14:07,568 --> 02:14:10,570
- Where is everybody?
- Oh, no. What's going on?

1840
02:14:11,239 --> 02:14:12,817
Mr. Durden!

1841
02:14:13,909 --> 02:14:15,737
Oh, my God!

1842
02:14:21,127 --> 02:14:24,331
Are you... Are you all right, sir?

1843
02:14:24,423 --> 02:14:28,374
- Oh, yeah, I'm OK.
- You look terrible, sir. What happened?

1844
02:14:28,470 --> 02:14:32,469
- Nothing, it's no problem.
- No, no, no, sir. He's not kidding.

1845
02:14:32,558 --> 02:14:35,311
- You look awful. You need assistance.
- I'm fine.

1846
02:14:35,437 --> 02:14:39,021
Look, I'm fine... Everything's fine.

1847
02:14:41,320 --> 02:14:43,562
Ow! Stop it!

1848
02:14:43,656 --> 02:14:46,777
- Let her go.
- Christ Almighty!

1849
02:14:46,868 --> 02:14:48,660
You!

1850
02:14:48,746 --> 02:14:50,822
Hi, Marla.

1851
02:14:51,332 --> 02:14:56,162
- Leave her with me. Meet me downstairs.
- Are you sure?

1852
02:14:56,255 --> 02:14:58,332
Yes, I'm sure.

1853
02:14:59,426 --> 02:15:03,555
You fucker! What kind of sick
fucking game are you playing at?!

1854
02:15:03,640 --> 02:15:06,345
Putting me on a... Oh, my God, your face!

1855
02:15:06,435 --> 02:15:07,930
Yeah, I know.

1856
02:15:12,693 --> 02:15:14,603
What happened?

1857
02:15:14,696 --> 02:15:16,819
- Don't ask.
- You're shot.

1858
02:15:16,907 --> 02:15:18,984
- Yes, I'm shot.
- Oh, my God.

1859
02:15:19,911 --> 02:15:22,948
- I can't believe he's standing.
- One tough motherfucker.

1860
02:15:26,753 --> 02:15:28,627
Who did this?

1861
02:15:28,714 --> 02:15:31,205
I did, actually.

1862
02:15:31,300 --> 02:15:33,377
Find some gauze.

1863
02:15:34,721 --> 02:15:36,762
You shot yourself?

1864
02:15:36,849 --> 02:15:39,519
Yes, but it's OK. Marla, look at me.

1865
02:15:39,603 --> 02:15:41,845
I'm really OK.

1866
02:15:41,939 --> 02:15:45,890
Trust me. Everything's gonna be fine.

1867
02:15:58,711 --> 02:16:02,626
You met me at a very strange time in my life.

1868
02:18:47,761 --> 02:18:50,597
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