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People always ask me
if I know Tyler Durden.
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Three minutes.
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This is it. Ground zero.
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Want to say a few words for the occasion?
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With a gun barrel between your teeth,
you speak only in vowels.
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I can't think of anything.
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For a second, I forget about
Tyler's controlled demolition thing
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and I wonder how clean that gun is.
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It's getting exciting now.
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That old saying,
how you always hurt the one you love,
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well, it works both ways.
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We have front-row seats
for this theater of mass destruction.
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The Demolitions Committee
of Project Mayhem
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wrapped the foundation columns
of a dozen buildings with blasting gelatin.
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In two minutes,
primary charges will blow base charges
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and a few blocks will be reduced
to smoldering rubble.
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I know this because Tyler knows this.
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Two and a half.
Think of everything we've accomplished.
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Suddenly I realize that all of this -
the gun, the bombs, the revolution -
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has got something to do
with a girl named Marla Singer.
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Bob. Bob had bitch tits.
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This was a support group
for men with testicular cancer.
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The big moosie slobbering all over me,
that was Bob.
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We're still men.
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Yes, we're men.
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Men is what we are.
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Bob had had his testicles removed.
Then hormone therapy.
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He developed bitch tits
'cause his testosterone was too high
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and his body upped the estrogen.
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- That was where I fit.
- They'll have to drain my pecs again.
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Between those huge, sweating tits
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that hung enormous,
the way you'd think of God's as big.
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OK, you cry now.
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No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier.
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For six months, I couldn't sleep.
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I couldn't sleep...
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With insomnia, nothing's real.
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Everything's far away.
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Everything's a copy of a copy
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of a copy.
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When deep-space exploration ramps up,
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it'll be the corporations
that name everything.
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The IBM Stellar Sphere.
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The Microsoft Galaxy.
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The Planet Starbucks.
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I need you out of town this week
to cover some red flags.
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It must have been Tuesday.
He had on his cornflower-blue tie.
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You want me to deprioritize my reports
until you advise of a status upgrade?
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Prioritize these. Here's your flight coupons.
Call me if there's any snags.
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He was full of pep.
Must have had his grande latte enema.
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Like so many others, I had become
a slave to the IKEA nesting instinct.
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- I'd like to order Erika Pekkari dust ruffles.
- Please hold.
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If I saw something clever,
like a coffee table
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in the shape of a yin-yang, I had to have it.
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The Klipsk personal office unit.
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The Hovetrekke home exerbike.
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Or the Ohamshab sofa
with the Strinne green stripe pattern.
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Even the Ryslampa wire lamps of
environmentally friendly unbleached paper.
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I'd flip through catalogs and wonder:
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What kind of dining set
defines me as a person?
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I had it all. Even the glass dishes
with tiny bubbles and imperfections,
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proof that they were
crafted by the honest,
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hard-working, indigenous peoples of...
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- Please hold.
...wherever.
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We used to read pornography.
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Now it was the Horchow collection.
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- No. You can't die of insomnia.
- What about narcolepsy?
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I nod off, I wake up in strange places.
I have no idea how I got there.
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- You need to lighten up.
- Can you please just give me something?
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Red and blue Tuinals,
lipstick- red Seconals...
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No. You need healthy, natural sleep.
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Chew some valerian root
and get more exercise.
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- Hey, come on. I'm in pain.
- You wanna see pain?
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Swing by First Methodist, Tuesday nights.
See the guys with testicular cancer.
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That's pain.
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I always wanted three kids.
Two boys and a girl.
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Mindy wanted two girls and a boy.
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We never could agree on anything.
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Well, she had her first child last week.
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A girl.
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With her... with her new husband.
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And thank God. You know?
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L- I'm glad for her.
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Because she deserves it.
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Everyone, let's thank Thomas
for sharing himself with us.
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Thank you, Thomas.
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I look around this room,
and I see a lot of courage.
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And that gives me strength.
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We give each other strength.
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It's time for the one-on-ones.
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So let's all of us follow Thomas's example
and really open ourselves up.
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Could you find a partner?
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And this is how I met the big moosie.
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His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears.
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Knees together.
Those awkward little steps.
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- My name is Bob.
- Bob?
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Bob had been a champion bodybuilder.
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You know that chest expansion
program on late-night TV?
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That was his idea.
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I was a juicer.
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You know -using steroids.
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Diabonal and... Wisterol.
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Oh, they use that on racehorses,
for Christ's sakes.
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And now I'm bankrupt, I'm divorced,
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my two grown kids
won't even return my phone calls.
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Strangers with this kind of honesty
make me go a big, rubbery one.
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Go ahead... Cornelius.
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You can cry.
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And then... something happened.
I let go.
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That's really good.
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Lost in oblivion.
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Dark and silent and complete.
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I found freedom.
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Losing all hope was freedom.
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It's OK.
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Babies don't sleep this well.
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I became addicted.
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If I didn't say anything,
people always assumed the worst.
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They cried harder...
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then I cried harder.
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Now we're going to open the green door,
the heart chakra...
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I wasn't really dying.
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I wasn't host to cancer or parasites.
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I was the warm little center
that the life of this world crowded around.
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Imagine your pain
as a white ball of healing light.
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It moves over your body, healing you.
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Now keep this going.
Remember to breathe.
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And step forward
through the back door of the room.
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Where does it lead?
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To your cave.
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Step forward into your cave.
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That's right.
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You're going deeper into your cave,
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and you're going to find
your power animal.
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Slide.
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Every evening I died.
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And every evening I was born again.
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Resurrected.
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Bob loved me because he thought
my testicles were removed too.
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Being there, pressed against his tits,
ready to cry.
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This was my vacation.
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And she... ruined everything.
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This is cancer, right?
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This chick, Marla Singer,
did not have testicular cancer.
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She was a liar.
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She had no diseases at all.
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I had seen her at Free And Clear,
my blood parasites group, Thursdays.
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Then at Hope,
my bimonthly sickle-cell circle.
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And again at Seize The Day,
my tuberculosis, Friday night.
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Marla, the big tourist.
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Her lie reflected my lie.
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And suddenly, I felt nothing.
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I couldn't cry.
So once again, I couldn't sleep.
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Next group, after guided meditation,
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after we open our heart chakras,
when it's time to hug,
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I'll grab that bitch Marla Singer
and scream:
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Marla, you liar!
You big tourist! I need this! Now, get out!
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I hadn't slept in four days.
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We'll just let that dry...
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When you have insomnia,
you're never really asleep
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and you're never really awake.
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To begin tonight's communion,
Chloe would like to say a few words.
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Oh, yeah. Chloe.
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Chloe looked the way
Meryl Streep's skeleton would look
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if you made it walk around a party
being extra nice to everybody.
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Well, I'm still here.
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But I don't know for how long.
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That's as much certainty
as anyone can give me.
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But I've got some good news.
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I no longer have any fear of death.
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But... I am in a pretty lonely place.
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No one will have sex with me.
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I'm so close to the end,
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and all I want is to get laid for
the last time.
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I have pornographic movies
in my apartment,
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- and lubricants and amyl nitrite.
- Thank you, Chloe.
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Everyone, let's thank Chloe.
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Thank you, Chloe.
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Now, let's ready ourself
for guided meditation.
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You're standing at the entrance
of your cave.
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You step inside your cave and you walk...
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If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.
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Marla.
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The scratch on the roof of your mouth
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that would heal if you could stop
tonguing it, but you can't.
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...deeper into your cave as you walk.
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You feel
a healing energy all around you.
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Now find your power animal.
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Slide.
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OK. Let's partner up.
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Pick someone special to you tonight.
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Hey.
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- We need to talk.
- Sure.
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- I'm onto you.
- What?
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Yeah. You're a faker. You're not dying.
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Sorry?
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In the Tibetan-philosophy,
Sylvia Plath sense, I know we're all dying.
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But you're not dying
the way Chloe back there is dying.
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So?
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So you're a tourist.
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I've seen you. I saw you at melanoma,
I saw you at tuberculosis.
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I saw you at testicular cancer!
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I saw you practicing this.
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- Practicing what?
- Telling me off.
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Is it going as well as you hoped...
"Rupert"?
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- I'll expose you.
- Go ahead. I'll expose you.
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Come together. Let yourselves cry.
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Oh, God. Why are you doing this?
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It's cheaper than a movie and coffee's free.
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Look, this is important.
These are my groups.
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I've been coming for over a year.
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- Why do you do it?
- I don't know.
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When people think you're dying,
they really listen to you instead of...
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Instead of waiting for their turn to speak.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Share yourself, completely.
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You don't want to get into this.
It becomes an addiction.
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- Really?
- I'm not kidding.
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I can't cry if another faker is present,
and I need this.
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So you gotta find somewhere else to go.
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Candy-stripe a cancer ward.
It's not my problem.
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Wait a second. Hold on.
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We'll split up the week, OK?
You take lymphoma and tuberculosis.
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You take tuberculosis.
My smoking doesn't go over at all.
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Good. Fine.
Testicular cancer should be no contest.
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Technically, I have more right to be there.
You still have your balls.
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- You're kidding.
- I dunno. Am I?
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No. No.
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- What do you want?
- I'll take the parasites.
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You can't have both.
Take the blood parasites.
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I want brain parasites.
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I'll take the blood,
but I want brain dementia.
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- I want that.
- You can't have the whole brain.
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So far, you have four. I only have two.
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OK. Take both the parasites. They're yours.
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Now we both have three...
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Hey! You left half your clothes.
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- What, are you selling those?
- Yes, I'm selling some clothes.
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So, we each have three. That's six.
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What about the seventh day?
I want bowel cancer.
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The girl had done her homework.
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- No. No. I want bowel cancer.
- That's your favorite too?
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- Tried to slip it by me, eh?
- Look, we'll split it.
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Take the first and third Sunday
of the month.
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Deal.
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- Looks like this is goodbye.
- Let's not make a big thing out of it.
248
00:18:27,769 --> 00:18:30,389
How's this for not making a big thing?
249
00:18:34,889 --> 00:18:37,019
Hey, Marla! Marla!
250
00:18:39,019 --> 00:18:42,439
- Maybe we should exchange numbers.
- Should we?
251
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,899
We might wanna switch nights.
252
00:18:46,109 --> 00:18:47,109
OK.
253
00:18:52,749 --> 00:18:55,249
This is how I met Marla Singer.
254
00:18:56,749 --> 00:19:00,449
Marla's philosophy of life
was that she might die at any moment.
255
00:19:00,549 --> 00:19:03,079
The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't.
256
00:19:03,179 --> 00:19:05,539
It doesn't have your name!
Who are you?
257
00:19:05,639 --> 00:19:08,879
Cornelius? Rupert? Travis?
258
00:19:08,979 --> 00:19:11,889
Any of the stupid names
you give each night?
259
00:19:14,769 --> 00:19:16,769
You wake up at SeaTac.
260
00:19:17,349 --> 00:19:20,549
SFO. LAX.
261
00:19:20,899 --> 00:19:25,319
You wake up at O'Hare.
Dallas Fort Worth. BWI.
262
00:19:26,029 --> 00:19:30,229
Pacific. Mountain. Central.
Lose an hour. Gain an hour.
263
00:19:30,329 --> 00:19:33,359
Check-in for that flight
isn't for another two hours.
264
00:19:33,459 --> 00:19:37,079
This is your life,
and it's ending one minute at a time.
265
00:19:37,869 --> 00:19:40,919
You wake up at Air Harbor International.
266
00:19:41,789 --> 00:19:45,459
If you wake up at a different time,
in a different place,
267
00:19:45,879 --> 00:19:48,669
could you wake up as a different person?
268
00:19:49,639 --> 00:19:52,139
Everywhere I travel, tiny life.
269
00:19:52,889 --> 00:19:57,519
Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream,
single pat of butter.
270
00:19:58,309 --> 00:20:00,969
The microwave cordon bleu hobby kit.
271
00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:06,069
Shampoo-conditioner combos. Sample
package mouthwash. Tiny bars of soap.
272
00:20:08,319 --> 00:20:12,319
The people I meet on each flight,
they're single-serving friends.
273
00:20:13,699 --> 00:20:18,499
Between takeoff and landing, we have
our time together, but that's all we get.
274
00:20:19,289 --> 00:20:20,539
Welcome!
275
00:20:22,709 --> 00:20:23,949
On a long-enough time line,
276
00:20:24,049 --> 00:20:27,204
the survival rate for
everyone drops to zero.
277
00:20:27,304 --> 00:20:30,999
I was a recall coordinator.
My job was to apply the formula.
278
00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:34,169
The infant went through the windshield.
Three points.
279
00:20:34,269 --> 00:20:38,339
A new car built by my company
leaves somewhere traveling at 60mph.
280
00:20:38,439 --> 00:20:40,719
The rear differential locks up.
281
00:20:40,819 --> 00:20:43,679
The teenager's braces
are stuck to the ashtray.
282
00:20:43,779 --> 00:20:45,974
Might make a good anti-smoking ad.
283
00:20:46,074 --> 00:20:48,934
The car crashes and burns
with everyone trapped inside.
284
00:20:49,034 --> 00:20:51,399
Now, should we initiate a recall?
285
00:20:51,739 --> 00:20:53,149
The father must've been huge.
286
00:20:53,249 --> 00:20:56,944
See where the fat burned to the seat?
The polyester shirt?
287
00:20:57,044 --> 00:20:58,739
Very modern art.
288
00:20:59,039 --> 00:21:01,779
Take the number of vehicles in the field, A.
289
00:21:01,879 --> 00:21:04,494
Multiply it by the probable rate
of failure, B.
290
00:21:04,594 --> 00:21:08,329
Multiply the result by
the average out-of-court settlement, C.
291
00:21:08,429 --> 00:21:10,759
A x B x C...
292
00:21:10,969 --> 00:21:12,209
equals X.
293
00:21:12,309 --> 00:21:16,889
If X is less than the cost of a recall,
we don't do one.
294
00:21:18,389 --> 00:21:21,009
Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?
295
00:21:21,109 --> 00:21:22,979
You wouldn't believe.
296
00:21:24,649 --> 00:21:27,109
Which car company do you work for?
297
00:21:28,069 --> 00:21:29,439
A major one.
298
00:21:32,109 --> 00:21:35,564
Every time the plane banked too sharply
on takeoff or landing,
299
00:21:35,664 --> 00:21:39,149
I prayed for a crash
or a mid-air collision.
300
00:21:39,249 --> 00:21:40,539
Anything.
301
00:21:50,299 --> 00:21:54,379
Life insurance pays off triple
if you die on a business trip.
302
00:21:56,719 --> 00:21:59,639
"If you are seated
in an emergency exit row
303
00:22:01,099 --> 00:22:05,844
"and feel unable or unwilling to perform
the duties listed on the safety card,
304
00:22:05,944 --> 00:22:08,939
"please ask a flight attendant
to reseat you."
305
00:22:10,229 --> 00:22:14,439
- It's a lot of responsibility.
- Wanna switch seats?
306
00:22:14,539 --> 00:22:17,984
No. I'm not sure
I'm the man for that particular job.
307
00:22:18,084 --> 00:22:22,159
An exit-door procedure
at 30,000 feet. Mm-hm.
308
00:22:22,829 --> 00:22:24,709
The illusion of safety.
309
00:22:25,169 --> 00:22:26,829
Yeah. I guess so.
310
00:22:27,709 --> 00:22:30,534
You know why
they put oxzgen masks on planes?
311
00:22:30,634 --> 00:22:34,509
- So you can breathe.
- Oxzgen gets you high.
312
00:22:35,549 --> 00:22:39,179
In a catastrophic emergency,
you take giant panic breaths.
313
00:22:39,349 --> 00:22:43,179
Suddenly you become euphoric, docile.
You accept your fate.
314
00:22:44,689 --> 00:22:46,639
It's all right here.
315
00:22:47,349 --> 00:22:49,929
Emergency water landing, 600mph.
316
00:22:50,029 --> 00:22:53,109
Blank faces. Calm as Hindu cows.
317
00:22:53,689 --> 00:22:55,359
That's, um...
318
00:22:56,239 --> 00:22:58,779
That's an interesting theory.
319
00:23:00,989 --> 00:23:03,529
- What do you do?
- What do you mean?
320
00:23:03,629 --> 00:23:05,029
What do you do for a living?
321
00:23:05,129 --> 00:23:08,079
Why? So you can pretend
you're interested?
322
00:23:11,339 --> 00:23:12,334
OK.
323
00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:15,629
You have a kind of
sick desperation in your laugh.
324
00:23:18,759 --> 00:23:21,219
We have the exact same briefcase.
325
00:23:22,309 --> 00:23:23,309
Soap.
326
00:23:23,564 --> 00:23:26,769
- Sorry?
- I make and I sell soap.
327
00:23:27,479 --> 00:23:29,769
The yardstick of civilization.
328
00:23:30,479 --> 00:23:32,179
And this is how I met...
329
00:23:32,279 --> 00:23:33,859
"Tyler Durden."
330
00:23:34,319 --> 00:23:36,144
Did you know if you mix gasoline
331
00:23:36,244 --> 00:23:39,649
and frozen orange juice,
you can make napalm?
332
00:23:39,749 --> 00:23:42,399
- No, I did not. Is that true?
- That's right.
333
00:23:42,499 --> 00:23:46,069
One can make all kinds of explosives
using simple household items.
334
00:23:46,169 --> 00:23:48,709
- Really?
- If one were so inclined.
335
00:23:53,919 --> 00:23:58,799
Tyler, you are by far the most interesting
single-serving friend I've ever met.
336
00:24:00,469 --> 00:24:04,929
- Everything on a plane is single-serving...
- Oh, I get it. Very clever.
337
00:24:05,309 --> 00:24:06,639
Thank you.
338
00:24:07,519 --> 00:24:09,509
How's that working out for you?
339
00:24:09,609 --> 00:24:11,349
- What?
- Being clever.
340
00:24:12,899 --> 00:24:17,109
- Great.
- Keep it up, then. Keep it right up.
341
00:24:19,109 --> 00:24:20,144
Now, a question of etiquette.
342
00:24:20,244 --> 00:24:23,319
As I pass,
do I give you the ass or the crotch?
343
00:24:30,749 --> 00:24:33,074
How I came to live with Tyler is...
344
00:24:33,174 --> 00:24:36,459
Airlines have this policy
about vibrating luggage.
345
00:24:44,809 --> 00:24:46,299
Was it ticking?
346
00:24:46,399 --> 00:24:49,674
Throwers don't worry.
Modern bombs don't tick.
347
00:24:49,774 --> 00:24:52,399
- Sorry. Throwers?
- Baggage handlers.
348
00:24:53,649 --> 00:24:57,724
But when a suitcase vibrates,
the throwers have to call the police.
349
00:24:57,824 --> 00:25:00,479
My suitcase was vibrating?
350
00:25:00,579 --> 00:25:05,869
Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor,
but... every once in a while...
351
00:25:08,999 --> 00:25:10,539
it's a dildo.
352
00:25:11,749 --> 00:25:15,784
It's company policy never to imply
ownership in the event of a dildo.
353
00:25:15,884 --> 00:25:21,749
We have to use the indefinite article-
"a dildo", never "your dildo".
354
00:25:21,849 --> 00:25:23,549
I don't own...
355
00:25:26,759 --> 00:25:33,559
I had everything in that suitcase.
My CK shirts. My DKNY shoes. My AX ties.
356
00:25:35,269 --> 00:25:36,809
Never mind.
357
00:25:38,899 --> 00:25:41,529
Hey! That's my car!
358
00:25:48,579 --> 00:25:51,444
Home was a condo on
the 15th floor of a filing cabinet
359
00:25:51,544 --> 00:25:53,824
for widows and young professionals.
360
00:25:53,924 --> 00:25:55,909
The walls were solid concrete.
361
00:25:56,009 --> 00:25:59,289
A foot of concrete's important
when your next-door neighbor
362
00:25:59,389 --> 00:26:02,204
has to watch game shows at full volume.
363
00:26:02,304 --> 00:26:06,584
Or when a blast of debris
that used to be your personal effects
364
00:26:06,684 --> 00:26:10,469
blows out of your windows
and sails flaming into the night.
365
00:26:16,859 --> 00:26:19,319
I suppose these things happen.
366
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:34,239
There's... nothing up there.
367
00:26:34,339 --> 00:26:37,579
You can't go into the unit. Police orders.
368
00:26:46,379 --> 00:26:48,889
Do you have somebody you can call?
369
00:26:49,639 --> 00:26:54,059
How embarrassing.
A houseful of condiments and no food.
370
00:27:04,109 --> 00:27:06,104
The police later told me the pilot light
371
00:27:06,204 --> 00:27:10,069
might have gone out,
letting out a little bit of gas.
372
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:13,694
That gas could have
slowly filled the condo -
373
00:27:13,794 --> 00:27:16,199
1700 square feet with high ceilings -
374
00:27:16,299 --> 00:27:18,209
for days and days.
375
00:27:25,469 --> 00:27:29,299
Then the refrigerator's compressor
could have clicked on.
376
00:27:31,179 --> 00:27:33,579
Yeah?
377
00:27:35,309 --> 00:27:37,689
I can hear you breathing, you...
378
00:27:47,319 --> 00:27:50,859
If you ask me now,
I couldn't tell you why I called him.
379
00:28:33,489 --> 00:28:35,239
- Hello?
- Who's this?
380
00:28:37,449 --> 00:28:39,989
- Tyler?
- Who is this?
381
00:28:40,089 --> 00:28:41,089
Um...
382
00:28:41,669 --> 00:28:43,949
We met... We met on the airplane.
383
00:28:44,049 --> 00:28:46,049
We had the same suitcase?
384
00:28:46,629 --> 00:28:50,339
- Uh... the clever guy.
- Oh, yeah. Right.
385
00:28:52,639 --> 00:28:56,504
I called a second ago.
There was no answer. I'm at a payphone.
386
00:28:56,604 --> 00:28:59,519
Yeah, I *69'd you.
I never pick up my phone.
387
00:29:02,229 --> 00:29:04,059
- So what's up?
- Uh...
388
00:29:05,109 --> 00:29:06,399
Well...
389
00:29:07,229 --> 00:29:08,899
You're not gonna believe this.
390
00:29:11,989 --> 00:29:13,604
It could be worse.
391
00:29:13,704 --> 00:29:18,199
A woman could cut off your penis
while you sleep and toss it out of a car.
392
00:29:18,659 --> 00:29:20,539
There's always that.
393
00:29:20,909 --> 00:29:23,749
It's just, when you buy furniture,
you tell yourself:
394
00:29:24,039 --> 00:29:26,244
That's the last sofa I'll need.
395
00:29:26,344 --> 00:29:30,124
Whatever else happens,
I've got that sofa problem handled.
396
00:29:30,224 --> 00:29:33,429
I had it all.
I had a stereo that was very decent.
397
00:29:33,639 --> 00:29:36,169
A wardrobe that was
getting very respectable.
398
00:29:36,269 --> 00:29:38,924
I was close to being complete.
399
00:29:39,024 --> 00:29:42,099
- Shit, man. And now it's all gone.
- All gone.
400
00:29:42,979 --> 00:29:44,439
All gone.
401
00:29:46,479 --> 00:29:48,649
Do you know what a duvet is?
402
00:29:49,229 --> 00:29:52,239
- A comforter.
- It's a blanket. Just a blanket.
403
00:29:52,779 --> 00:29:55,189
Why do guys like us know what a duvet is?
404
00:29:55,289 --> 00:29:59,449
Is this essential to our survival
in the hunter-gatherer sense?
405
00:29:59,699 --> 00:30:00,699
No.
406
00:30:01,499 --> 00:30:05,669
- What are we, then?
- I dunno. Consumers.
407
00:30:05,959 --> 00:30:07,959
Right. We're consumers.
408
00:30:08,169 --> 00:30:11,129
We are by-products of
a lifestyle obsession.
409
00:30:12,089 --> 00:30:15,544
Murder, crime, poverty.
These things don't concern me.
410
00:30:15,644 --> 00:30:18,469
What concerns me
are celebrity magazines,
411
00:30:18,969 --> 00:30:21,339
television with 500 channels,
412
00:30:21,439 --> 00:30:23,049
some guy's name on my underwear.
413
00:30:23,149 --> 00:30:25,719
Rogaine. Viagra. Olestra.
414
00:30:25,819 --> 00:30:28,439
- Martha Stewart.
- Fuck Martha Stewart.
415
00:30:28,979 --> 00:30:32,519
She's polishing the brass on the Titanic.
It's all going down.
416
00:30:32,619 --> 00:30:36,819
So fuck off with your sofa units
and Strinne green stripe patterns.
417
00:30:37,069 --> 00:30:39,359
I say never be complete.
418
00:30:39,459 --> 00:30:41,539
I say stop being perfect.
419
00:30:41,829 --> 00:30:43,829
I say let's evolve.
420
00:30:44,209 --> 00:30:46,669
Let the chips fall where they may.
421
00:30:48,669 --> 00:30:52,579
But that's me, and I could be wrong.
Maybe it's a terrible tragedy.
422
00:30:52,679 --> 00:30:55,914
It's just stuff. It's not a tragedy.
423
00:30:56,014 --> 00:30:59,504
You did lose a lot of versatile solutions
for modern living.
424
00:30:59,604 --> 00:31:02,259
Fuck, you're right.
No, I don't smoke.
425
00:31:05,689 --> 00:31:08,729
My insurance is probably
gonna cover it, so...
426
00:31:12,359 --> 00:31:16,649
- What?
- The things you own end up owning you.
427
00:31:20,069 --> 00:31:22,239
But do what you like, man.
428
00:31:24,199 --> 00:31:25,749
Oh, it's late.
429
00:31:26,369 --> 00:31:29,039
- Hey, thanks for the beer.
- Yeah, man.
430
00:31:29,249 --> 00:31:31,129
I should find a hotel.
431
00:31:31,419 --> 00:31:32,749
- Oh!
- What?
432
00:31:33,879 --> 00:31:34,879
What?
433
00:31:35,014 --> 00:31:36,549
- A hotel?
- Yeah.
434
00:31:36,969 --> 00:31:39,834
- Just ask, man.
- What are you talking about?
435
00:31:39,934 --> 00:31:43,469
Oh, God. Three pitchers of beer
and you still can't ask.
436
00:31:46,559 --> 00:31:47,534
- What?
- You called me
437
00:31:47,634 --> 00:31:49,509
'cause you need a place to stay.
438
00:31:49,609 --> 00:31:53,099
- Oh, hey. No, no, no.
- Yes, you did. So just ask.
439
00:31:53,199 --> 00:31:55,729
Cut the foreplay and just ask, man.
440
00:31:57,569 --> 00:31:59,729
Would... Would that be a problem?
441
00:31:59,829 --> 00:32:02,119
Is it a problem for you to ask?
442
00:32:03,029 --> 00:32:05,369
- Can I stay at your place?
- Yeah.
443
00:32:07,079 --> 00:32:08,249
Thanks.
444
00:32:12,789 --> 00:32:15,669
- I want you to do me a favor.
- Yeah, sure.
445
00:32:15,919 --> 00:32:18,669
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
446
00:32:19,179 --> 00:32:23,759
- What?
- I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
447
00:32:24,679 --> 00:32:26,809
Let me tell you a little about Tyler Durden.
448
00:32:28,099 --> 00:32:32,094
Tyler was a night person.
While the rest of us slept, he worked.
449
00:32:32,194 --> 00:32:35,014
He had one part-time job
as a projectionist.
450
00:32:35,114 --> 00:32:38,604
A movie doesn't come all on one big reel.
It comes on a few.
451
00:32:38,704 --> 00:32:42,064
So someone has to switch the projectors
at the exact moment
452
00:32:42,164 --> 00:32:44,649
that one reel ends
and the next one begins.
453
00:32:44,749 --> 00:32:49,699
If you look, you can see little dots come
into the upper right corner of the screen.
454
00:32:49,799 --> 00:32:52,614
In the industry,
we call them cigarette burns.
455
00:32:52,714 --> 00:32:54,409
That's the cue for a changeover.
456
00:32:54,509 --> 00:32:59,299
He flips the projectors, movie keeps
going and the audience has no idea.
457
00:32:59,629 --> 00:33:02,124
Why would anyone want this shit job?
458
00:33:02,224 --> 00:33:05,004
'Cause it affords him
interesting opportunities.
459
00:33:05,104 --> 00:33:08,049
Like splicing a frame of pornography
into family films.
460
00:33:08,149 --> 00:33:10,719
So when the snooty cat
and the courageous dog
461
00:33:10,819 --> 00:33:14,054
with the celebrity voices first meet,
462
00:33:14,154 --> 00:33:17,859
you'll catch a flash
of Tyler's contribution to the film.
463
00:33:25,329 --> 00:33:27,569
Nobody knows
that they saw it but they did.
464
00:33:27,669 --> 00:33:29,659
Nice big cock.
465
00:33:34,829 --> 00:33:37,499
Even a hummingbird
couldn't catch Tyler at work.
466
00:33:42,969 --> 00:33:47,719
Tyler also works sometimes as a banquet
waiter at the luxurious Pressman Hotel.
467
00:33:52,849 --> 00:33:56,559
He was the guerrilla terrorist
of the food service industry.
468
00:33:57,019 --> 00:33:59,184
Do not watch.
I cannot go when you watch.
469
00:33:59,284 --> 00:34:01,099
Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque,
470
00:34:01,199 --> 00:34:03,814
he farted on meringues,
sneezed on endives...
471
00:34:03,914 --> 00:34:06,524
As for the cream of mushroom soup...
472
00:34:06,624 --> 00:34:10,039
- Go ahead, tell 'em.
- You get the idea.
473
00:34:10,449 --> 00:34:13,779
- You just want me to hit you?
- Come on. Do me this one favor.
474
00:34:13,879 --> 00:34:17,119
- Why?
- I don't know. Never been in a fight. You?
475
00:34:17,219 --> 00:34:21,459
- No. But that's a good thing.
- You can't know yourself if you haven't.
476
00:34:21,799 --> 00:34:23,959
I don't wanna die without any scars.
477
00:34:24,059 --> 00:34:28,254
- Come on. Hit me, before I lose my nerve.
- Oh, God. This is crazy.
478
00:34:28,354 --> 00:34:30,309
So go crazy! Let it rip.
479
00:34:30,769 --> 00:34:33,634
- I don't know about this.
- I don't either.
480
00:34:33,734 --> 00:34:36,639
Who gives a shit? No one's watching.
What do you care?
481
00:34:36,739 --> 00:34:39,054
This is crazy. You want me to hit you?
482
00:34:39,154 --> 00:34:40,649
That's right.
483
00:34:41,279 --> 00:34:44,239
- Where? Like, in the face?
- Surprise me.
484
00:34:46,659 --> 00:34:48,699
This is so fucking stupid.
485
00:34:59,379 --> 00:35:03,829
Motherfucker!
You hit me in the ear!
486
00:35:03,929 --> 00:35:07,089
- Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.
- Ow! Christ!
487
00:35:07,589 --> 00:35:08,834
Why the ear, man?
488
00:35:08,934 --> 00:35:11,379
- I fucked it up.
- No, that was perfect.
489
00:35:11,479 --> 00:35:13,059
Ugh! Agh!
490
00:35:24,109 --> 00:35:26,109
No, it's all right.
491
00:35:27,489 --> 00:35:29,319
It really hurts.
492
00:35:29,619 --> 00:35:30,779
Right.
493
00:35:32,039 --> 00:35:36,409
- Hit me again.
- No, you hit me. Come on!
494
00:35:53,349 --> 00:35:55,849
We should do this again sometime.
495
00:36:08,569 --> 00:36:10,699
- Where's your car?
- What car?
496
00:36:21,829 --> 00:36:26,079
I don't know how Tyler found that house,
but he said he'd been there for a year.
497
00:36:26,179 --> 00:36:29,334
It looked like it was
waiting to be torn down.
498
00:36:29,434 --> 00:36:31,794
Most of the windows were boarded up.
499
00:36:31,894 --> 00:36:33,379
There was no lock on the front door
500
00:36:33,479 --> 00:36:36,559
from when the police,
or whoever, kicked it in.
501
00:36:36,769 --> 00:36:39,259
The stairs were ready to collapse.
502
00:36:39,359 --> 00:36:42,179
I didn't know if he owned it
or was squatting.
503
00:36:42,279 --> 00:36:44,769
Neither would have surprised me.
504
00:36:45,109 --> 00:36:46,689
Yep. That's you.
505
00:36:47,529 --> 00:36:49,979
That's me. That's the toilet. Good?
506
00:36:50,079 --> 00:36:51,529
Yeah, thanks.
507
00:36:52,869 --> 00:36:54,489
What a shithole.
508
00:36:55,699 --> 00:36:57,369
Nothing worked.
509
00:37:00,329 --> 00:37:04,119
Turning on one light meant
another light in the house went out.
510
00:37:04,219 --> 00:37:07,494
There were no neighbors.
Just warehouses and a paper mill.
511
00:37:07,594 --> 00:37:11,509
That fart smell of steam.
The hamster-cage smell of wood chips.
512
00:37:13,509 --> 00:37:15,509
Hey. What have we here?
513
00:37:30,779 --> 00:37:32,399
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
514
00:37:44,459 --> 00:37:47,619
Every time it rained,
we had to kill the power.
515
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:51,169
By the end of the first month,
I didn't miss TV.
516
00:37:52,339 --> 00:37:55,839
I didn't even mind the warm,
stale refrigerator.
517
00:38:08,769 --> 00:38:10,439
Can I be next?
518
00:38:14,779 --> 00:38:16,274
All right, man.
519
00:38:16,374 --> 00:38:17,819
Lose the tie.
520
00:38:22,579 --> 00:38:26,749
At night, Tyler and I were alone
for half a mile in every direction.
521
00:38:32,799 --> 00:38:36,294
Rain trickled down through
the plaster and the light fixtures.
522
00:38:36,394 --> 00:38:39,004
Everything wooden swelled and shrank.
523
00:38:39,104 --> 00:38:42,349
Everywhere were rusted nails
to snag your elbow on.
524
00:38:42,889 --> 00:38:46,094
The previous occupant
had been a bit of a shut-in.
525
00:38:46,194 --> 00:38:48,429
- What are you reading?
- Listen to this.
526
00:38:48,529 --> 00:38:51,974
It's an article written
by an organ in the first person.
527
00:38:52,074 --> 00:38:54,394
"I am Jack's medulla oblongata."
528
00:38:54,494 --> 00:38:56,229
"Without me, Jack could not regulate
529
00:38:56,329 --> 00:38:58,939
"his heart rate,
blood pressure or breathing."
530
00:38:59,039 --> 00:39:01,149
There's a whole series of these.
531
00:39:01,249 --> 00:39:05,574
"I Am Jill's Nipples."
"I Am Jack's Colon."
532
00:39:05,674 --> 00:39:08,249
Yeah. "I Get Cancer. I Kill Jack."
533
00:39:09,999 --> 00:39:11,909
Whoop! Agh!
534
00:39:12,009 --> 00:39:16,169
After fighting, everything else in life
got the volume turned down.
535
00:39:18,639 --> 00:39:19,611
What?
536
00:39:19,711 --> 00:39:23,679
- You could deal with anything.
- Have you finished those reports?
537
00:39:28,349 --> 00:39:30,189
If you could choose,
who would you fight?
538
00:39:31,069 --> 00:39:33,099
I'd fight my boss, probably.
539
00:39:33,199 --> 00:39:34,359
Really?
540
00:39:35,359 --> 00:39:38,699
- Yeah. Why? Who would you fight?
- I'd fight my dad.
541
00:39:39,029 --> 00:39:40,774
I don't know my dad.
542
00:39:40,874 --> 00:39:44,529
I mean, I know him, but he left
when I was, like, six years old.
543
00:39:44,629 --> 00:39:47,154
Married this other woman
and had some other kids.
544
00:39:47,254 --> 00:39:49,114
He did this every six years.
545
00:39:49,214 --> 00:39:53,879
- He moves city and starts a new family.
- Fucker's setting up franchises.
546
00:39:55,759 --> 00:39:59,624
My dad never went to college,
so it was real important that I go.
547
00:39:59,724 --> 00:40:01,129
That sounds familiar.
548
00:40:01,229 --> 00:40:05,049
So I graduate. I call him up long distance
and say, "Dad, now what?"
549
00:40:05,149 --> 00:40:07,299
- He says, "Get a job."
- Same here.
550
00:40:07,399 --> 00:40:12,059
Now I'm 25. Make my yearly call again.
"Dad, now what?"
551
00:40:12,269 --> 00:40:14,609
He says, "I dunno. Get married."
552
00:40:16,859 --> 00:40:18,739
You can't get married.
553
00:40:19,159 --> 00:40:21,029
I'm a 30-year-old boy.
554
00:40:21,279 --> 00:40:24,359
We're a generation of men
raised by women.
555
00:40:24,459 --> 00:40:28,249
I'm wondering if another woman
is really the answer we need.
556
00:40:34,049 --> 00:40:37,259
Most of the week,
we were Ozzie and Harriet.
557
00:40:38,589 --> 00:40:42,139
But every Saturday night,
we were finding something out.
558
00:40:43,049 --> 00:40:46,599
We were finding out more and more
that we were not alone.
559
00:40:50,439 --> 00:40:54,554
It used to be that when I came home angry
or depressed, I'd just clean my condo.
560
00:40:54,654 --> 00:40:57,069
Polish my Scandinavian furniture.
561
00:40:57,359 --> 00:40:59,684
I should have been
looking for a new condo,
562
00:40:59,784 --> 00:41:02,354
haggling with my insurance company.
563
00:41:02,454 --> 00:41:07,239
I should have been upset about my nice
flaming little shit -but I wasn't.
564
00:41:07,579 --> 00:41:11,449
The premise of cybernetting an office
is make things more efficient.
565
00:41:11,549 --> 00:41:14,784
Monday mornings,
all I thought about was next week.
566
00:41:14,884 --> 00:41:17,744
Can I get the icon in cornflower blue?
567
00:41:17,844 --> 00:41:19,339
Absolutely.
568
00:41:19,629 --> 00:41:22,129
Efficiency is priority No. 1, people.
569
00:41:22,469 --> 00:41:24,759
Because waste is a thief.
570
00:41:25,549 --> 00:41:29,139
I showed this to my man here.
You liked it, didn't you?
571
00:41:32,649 --> 00:41:35,939
You can swallow a pint of blood
before you get sick.
572
00:41:37,569 --> 00:41:41,649
It was right in everyone's face.
Tyler and I just made it visible.
573
00:41:41,819 --> 00:41:46,489
It was on the tip of everyone's tongue.
Tyler and I just gave it a name.
574
00:41:57,499 --> 00:42:00,339
Come on, people, you've gotta go home!
575
00:42:21,819 --> 00:42:24,359
Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back.
576
00:42:46,179 --> 00:42:49,629
Every week, Tyler gave the rules
that he and I decided.
577
00:42:49,729 --> 00:42:51,219
Gentlemen!
578
00:42:51,809 --> 00:42:53,769
Welcome to Fight Club.
579
00:42:56,309 --> 00:43:00,319
The first rule of Fight Club is
you do not talk about Fight Club.
580
00:43:01,069 --> 00:43:03,569
The second rule of Fight Club is...
581
00:43:03,739 --> 00:43:06,529
you do not talk about Fight Club!
582
00:43:07,569 --> 00:43:08,979
Third rule of Fight Club:
583
00:43:09,079 --> 00:43:12,569
Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out,
584
00:43:12,669 --> 00:43:14,329
the fight is over.
585
00:43:14,709 --> 00:43:17,329
Fourth rule: Only two guys to a fight.
586
00:43:18,039 --> 00:43:20,839
Fifth rule: One fight at a time, fellas.
587
00:43:22,249 --> 00:43:24,879
Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes.
588
00:43:25,259 --> 00:43:29,299
Seventh rule: Fights will go on
as long as they have to.
589
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:37,139
And the eighth and final rule: If this is
your first night at Fight Club,
590
00:43:38,189 --> 00:43:39,349
you have to fight.
591
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:45,979
This kid from work, Ricky,
592
00:43:46,079 --> 00:43:50,369
couldn't remember whether
you ordered pens with blue ink or black.
593
00:43:51,619 --> 00:43:53,529
But Ricky was a god for ten minutes
594
00:43:53,629 --> 00:43:57,249
when he trounced
the maitre d' of a local food court.
595
00:43:59,459 --> 00:44:01,074
Sometimes,
all you could hear were the flat,
596
00:44:01,174 --> 00:44:04,129
hard, packing sounds over the yelling.
597
00:44:07,679 --> 00:44:10,834
Or the wet choke
when someone gasped and sprayed...
598
00:44:10,934 --> 00:44:11,934
Stop!
599
00:44:12,679 --> 00:44:15,339
You weren't alive anywhere
like you were there.
600
00:44:15,439 --> 00:44:20,439
But Fight Club only exists in the hours
between when Fight Club starts and ends.
601
00:44:21,359 --> 00:44:23,724
Even if I could tell someone
they had a good fight,
602
00:44:23,824 --> 00:44:26,184
I wouldn't be talking to the same man.
603
00:44:26,284 --> 00:44:27,604
Who you were in Fight Club
604
00:44:27,704 --> 00:44:30,564
is not who you were
in the rest of the world.
605
00:44:30,664 --> 00:44:34,984
A guy came to Fight Club for the first time.
His ass was a wad of cookie dough.
606
00:44:35,084 --> 00:44:38,329
After a few weeks,
he was carved out of wood.
607
00:44:38,999 --> 00:44:41,909
If you could fight any celebrity,
who would you fight?
608
00:44:42,009 --> 00:44:45,129
- Alive or dead?
- Doesn't matter. Who'd be tough?
609
00:44:46,209 --> 00:44:48,509
Hemingway. You?
610
00:44:49,969 --> 00:44:53,009
Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner.
611
00:44:54,929 --> 00:44:57,719
We all started seeing things differently.
612
00:44:58,429 --> 00:45:01,809
Everywhere we went,
we were sizing things up.
613
00:45:05,859 --> 00:45:08,394
I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms,
614
00:45:08,494 --> 00:45:12,524
trying to look like how Calvin Klein
or Tommy Hilfiger said they should.
615
00:45:12,624 --> 00:45:15,029
Is that what a man looks like?
616
00:45:15,489 --> 00:45:18,199
Ah, self-improvement is masturbation.
617
00:45:18,619 --> 00:45:20,819
Now, self-destruction...
618
00:45:20,919 --> 00:45:22,329
Excuse me.
619
00:45:57,489 --> 00:46:00,069
Fight Club wasn't about winning or losing.
620
00:46:00,169 --> 00:46:02,119
It wasn't about words.
621
00:46:04,749 --> 00:46:09,549
The hysterical shouting was in tongues,
like at a Pentecostal Church.
622
00:46:14,639 --> 00:46:16,429
- Is that it?
- Stop!
623
00:46:16,889 --> 00:46:19,849
When the fight was over,
nothing was solved.
624
00:46:20,269 --> 00:46:21,924
But nothing mattered.
625
00:46:22,024 --> 00:46:23,024
Cool.
626
00:46:25,479 --> 00:46:27,974
Afterwards, we all felt saved.
627
00:46:28,074 --> 00:46:30,479
Hey, man. How about next week?
628
00:46:31,569 --> 00:46:33,489
How about next month?
629
00:46:33,819 --> 00:46:36,909
Irvine, you're in the middle.
New guy, you too.
630
00:46:39,449 --> 00:46:41,359
Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me.
631
00:46:41,459 --> 00:46:43,449
He fell down some stairs.
632
00:46:44,079 --> 00:46:46,169
I fell down some stairs.
633
00:46:48,339 --> 00:46:52,704
Fight Club became the reason to cut
your hair short or trim your fingernails.
634
00:46:52,804 --> 00:46:54,799
OK. Any historical figure.
635
00:46:55,879 --> 00:46:59,549
- I'd fight Gandhi.
- Good answer.
636
00:47:00,509 --> 00:47:02,469
- How about you?
- Lincoln.
637
00:47:02,849 --> 00:47:04,479
- Lincoln?
- Mm-hm.
638
00:47:05,099 --> 00:47:08,729
Big guy, big reach.
Skinny guys fight till they're burger.
639
00:47:09,109 --> 00:47:10,109
Fuck!
640
00:47:12,609 --> 00:47:15,359
Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.
641
00:47:24,289 --> 00:47:25,284
Hello?
642
00:47:25,384 --> 00:47:28,199
Where have you been
the last eight weeks?
643
00:47:28,299 --> 00:47:29,499
Marla?
644
00:47:32,919 --> 00:47:35,999
- How did you find me?
- You left a forwarding number.
645
00:47:36,099 --> 00:47:38,889
I haven't seen you at any support groups.
646
00:47:39,009 --> 00:47:41,929
We split 'em up.
That was the idea. Remember?
647
00:47:42,389 --> 00:47:45,219
Yeah, but you haven't been going to yours.
648
00:47:45,429 --> 00:47:47,689
- How do you know?
- I cheated.
649
00:47:49,269 --> 00:47:50,939
I found a new one.
650
00:47:51,229 --> 00:47:53,359
- Really?
- It's for men only.
651
00:47:53,569 --> 00:47:55,144
Like the testicle thing?
652
00:47:55,244 --> 00:47:56,244
Whah!
653
00:47:59,659 --> 00:48:03,234
- Look, this is a bad time.
- I've been going to Debtors Anonymous.
654
00:48:03,334 --> 00:48:06,279
- Some really fucked-up people.
- I'm on my way out.
655
00:48:06,379 --> 00:48:09,169
Me too. I've got a stomach full of Xanax.
656
00:48:09,539 --> 00:48:13,534
I took what was left of a bottle.
It might have been too much.
657
00:48:13,634 --> 00:48:17,624
Picture Marla Singer throwing herself
around her crummy apartment.
658
00:48:17,724 --> 00:48:21,549
This isn't a for-real suicide.
It's probably a cry for help.
659
00:48:22,139 --> 00:48:23,714
This could go on for hours.
660
00:48:23,814 --> 00:48:27,979
- So you're staying in tonight?
- Do you wanna hear me describe death?
661
00:48:28,889 --> 00:48:32,979
Do you wanna listen
and see if my spirit can use a phone?
662
00:48:35,149 --> 00:48:37,239
Have you ever heard a death rattle before?
663
00:49:03,599 --> 00:49:05,669
Tyler's door was closed.
664
00:49:05,769 --> 00:49:08,929
I'd been here for two months
and his door was never closed.
665
00:49:14,939 --> 00:49:17,349
You won't believe the dream
I had last night.
666
00:49:17,449 --> 00:49:20,489
I can hardly believe
anything from last night.
667
00:49:30,459 --> 00:49:32,419
What are you doing here?
668
00:49:36,299 --> 00:49:37,744
- What?
- This is my house.
669
00:49:37,844 --> 00:49:39,839
What are you doing here?
670
00:49:41,969 --> 00:49:43,259
Fuck you!
671
00:49:58,439 --> 00:50:01,529
Oh, you've got some fucked-up friends!
672
00:50:02,779 --> 00:50:05,489
Limber, though. Silly cooze.
673
00:50:07,529 --> 00:50:11,444
I come in last night. Phone's off the hook.
Guess who's on the other end.
674
00:50:11,544 --> 00:50:14,039
I knew the story before he told me.
675
00:50:17,499 --> 00:50:20,619
Have you ever heard
a death rattle before?
676
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:23,664
Do you think it'll live up to its name?
677
00:50:23,764 --> 00:50:26,639
Or will it just be a death hairball?
678
00:50:29,929 --> 00:50:33,389
Prepare to evacuate soul.
679
00:50:34,019 --> 00:50:38,989
Ten, nine, eight...
680
00:50:39,089 --> 00:50:42,019
How could Tyler, of all people,
think it was a bad thing
681
00:50:42,119 --> 00:50:44,699
that Marla Singer was about to die?
682
00:50:45,159 --> 00:50:49,869
... five, four, three...
683
00:50:50,159 --> 00:50:51,579
Hang on.
684
00:50:56,629 --> 00:50:58,709
You got here fast.
685
00:51:01,209 --> 00:51:02,759
Did I call you?
686
00:51:04,169 --> 00:51:05,169
Huh?
687
00:51:13,559 --> 00:51:16,689
The mattress is all sealed
in slippery plastic.
688
00:51:19,309 --> 00:51:21,979
Don't worry. It's not a threat to you.
689
00:51:25,359 --> 00:51:29,029
Oh, fuck! Somebody called the cops.
690
00:51:41,169 --> 00:51:44,089
- Hey, where's 513?
- End of the hall.
691
00:51:45,509 --> 00:51:48,999
The girl who lives there
used to be a charming, lovely girl.
692
00:51:49,099 --> 00:51:51,209
She has lost faith in herself.
693
00:51:51,309 --> 00:51:54,049
- Miss Singer, let us help you!
- She's a monster!
694
00:51:54,149 --> 00:51:58,344
- You have every reason to live.
- She's infectious human waste!
695
00:51:58,444 --> 00:52:01,359
- Miss Singer!
- Good luck trying to save her!
696
00:52:07,779 --> 00:52:11,279
If I fall asleep, I'm done for.
697
00:52:12,989 --> 00:52:15,449
You're gonna have to keep me up...
698
00:52:15,949 --> 00:52:17,619
all night.
699
00:52:18,039 --> 00:52:19,959
Un-fucking-believable.
700
00:52:20,459 --> 00:52:22,284
He was obviously able to handle it.
701
00:52:22,384 --> 00:52:25,759
- You know what I mean. You fucked her.
- No, I didn't.
702
00:52:27,299 --> 00:52:28,629
- Never?
- No.
703
00:52:30,389 --> 00:52:33,679
- You're not into her, are you?
- No! God, not at all.
704
00:52:34,059 --> 00:52:36,214
I am Jack's raging bile duct.
705
00:52:36,314 --> 00:52:39,884
- Are you sure? You can tell me.
- Believe me, I'm sure.
706
00:52:39,984 --> 00:52:41,219
Put a gun to my head
707
00:52:41,319 --> 00:52:43,554
- and spray my brains.
- That's good.
708
00:52:43,654 --> 00:52:46,859
She's a predator posing as a house pet.
Stay away.
709
00:52:49,819 --> 00:52:52,564
The shit that came out of
this woman's mouth, I had never heard!
710
00:52:52,664 --> 00:52:53,819
My God.
711
00:52:54,199 --> 00:52:57,499
I haven't been fucked like that
since grade school.
712
00:52:57,749 --> 00:53:00,449
- Euch!
- How could Tyler not go for that?
713
00:53:00,549 --> 00:53:03,869
The other night, he was splicing
sex organs into "Cinderella".
714
00:53:03,969 --> 00:53:06,289
Marla doesn't need a lover,
just a caseworker.
715
00:53:06,389 --> 00:53:09,509
And a wash.
This isn't love, it's sport fucking.
716
00:53:09,969 --> 00:53:12,959
She invaded my support groups
and now my home.
717
00:53:13,059 --> 00:53:14,799
Hey, hey. Sit down.
718
00:53:19,269 --> 00:53:23,139
- I can't have you talking to her about me.
- Why would I talk to her?
719
00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:25,014
You say anything about me
or what goes on
720
00:53:25,114 --> 00:53:28,399
in this house to her or anybody,
we're done.
721
00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:31,029
- Now promise me.
- OK.
722
00:53:31,529 --> 00:53:33,104
- You promise?
- I promise.
723
00:53:33,204 --> 00:53:36,024
- Promise.
- I just said, I promise! What...
724
00:53:36,124 --> 00:53:38,449
That's three times you promised.
725
00:53:39,659 --> 00:53:43,824
If only I had wasted a couple of minutes
and gone to watch Marla Singer die,
726
00:53:43,924 --> 00:53:46,209
none of this would've happened.
727
00:53:50,589 --> 00:53:52,929
Yes! Oh, harder, harder!
728
00:54:00,979 --> 00:54:03,594
I could have moved to another room.
729
00:54:03,694 --> 00:54:07,569
On the third floor
where I might not have heard them.
730
00:54:08,149 --> 00:54:09,609
But I didn't.
731
00:54:30,379 --> 00:54:31,379
Ow!
732
00:54:34,009 --> 00:54:37,009
- What are you doing?
- Just going to bed.
733
00:54:38,639 --> 00:54:41,349
- You wanna finish her off?
- Ooh!
734
00:54:42,809 --> 00:54:45,849
- No. No, thank you.
- I found a cigarette.
735
00:54:47,479 --> 00:54:49,479
- Who were you talking to?
- Shut up.
736
00:54:50,779 --> 00:54:53,934
I became the calm
little center of the world.
737
00:54:54,034 --> 00:54:55,859
I was the Zen master.
738
00:55:01,159 --> 00:55:03,289
I wrote little haiku poems.
739
00:55:03,959 --> 00:55:06,169
I emailed them to everyone.
740
00:55:07,079 --> 00:55:08,789
Is that your blood?
741
00:55:10,959 --> 00:55:12,164
Some of it, yeah.
742
00:55:12,264 --> 00:55:13,709
You can't smoke in here.
743
00:55:16,089 --> 00:55:19,709
Take the rest of the day off.
Come back Monday with clean clothes.
744
00:55:19,809 --> 00:55:21,589
Get yourself together.
745
00:55:21,689 --> 00:55:26,599
I got right in everyone's hostile face.
"Yes, these are bruises from fighting."
746
00:55:26,849 --> 00:55:30,479
"Yes, I'm comfortable with that.
I am enlightened."
747
00:55:33,069 --> 00:55:37,489
You give up the condo life and
all your flaming worldly possessions,
748
00:55:37,909 --> 00:55:41,694
go live in a dilapidated house
in a toxic-waste part of town,
749
00:55:41,794 --> 00:55:43,989
... and you have to come home to this.
750
00:55:55,759 --> 00:55:56,754
Hello?
751
00:55:56,854 --> 00:55:59,929
This is Detective Stern
with the Arson Unit.
752
00:56:00,469 --> 00:56:04,424
We have new information about
the incident at your former condo.
753
00:56:04,524 --> 00:56:06,299
- Yes?
- I don't know if you're aware,
754
00:56:06,399 --> 00:56:10,429
but someone sprayed Freon
into your front-door lock.
755
00:56:10,529 --> 00:56:13,434
They used a chisel to shatter the cylinder.
756
00:56:13,534 --> 00:56:16,939
- No, I wasn't aware of that.
- I am Jack's cold sweat.
757
00:56:17,359 --> 00:56:21,369
- Does this sound strange to you?
- Yes, sir. Very strange.
758
00:56:21,909 --> 00:56:23,444
- The dynamite...
- Dynamite?
759
00:56:23,544 --> 00:56:27,579
...left a residue of
ammonium oxalate potassium perchloride.
760
00:56:28,119 --> 00:56:31,499
- Do you know what this means?
- No. What does it mean?
761
00:56:31,709 --> 00:56:33,709
It means it was home-made.
762
00:56:34,499 --> 00:56:37,414
I'm sorry. This is just coming
as quite a shock to me, sir.
763
00:56:37,514 --> 00:56:40,459
Whoever set this dynamite
could have blown out
764
00:56:40,559 --> 00:56:43,464
your pilot light days before the explosion.
765
00:56:43,564 --> 00:56:46,379
- The gas was just a detonator.
- Who'd do such a thing?
766
00:56:46,479 --> 00:56:48,889
- I'll ask the questions.
- Tell him.
767
00:56:49,389 --> 00:56:53,224
"The liberator who destroyed my property
realigned my perceptions."
768
00:56:53,324 --> 00:56:54,764
Excuse me. Are you there?
769
00:56:54,864 --> 00:56:58,354
Yes. It's hard to know
what to make of this.
770
00:56:58,454 --> 00:57:00,479
Have you recently made enemies
771
00:57:00,579 --> 00:57:02,774
who might have access
to home-made dynamite?
772
00:57:02,874 --> 00:57:05,444
- Enemies?
- "I reject civilization,
773
00:57:05,544 --> 00:57:07,529
especially material possessions."
774
00:57:07,629 --> 00:57:10,239
- Son, this is serious.
- Yes, I know it's serious.
775
00:57:10,339 --> 00:57:13,159
- I mean that.
- Yes, it's very serious.
776
00:57:13,259 --> 00:57:19,049
Look, nobody takes this more seriously
than me. That condo was my life. OK?
777
00:57:19,589 --> 00:57:22,294
I loved every stick of
furniture in that place.
778
00:57:22,394 --> 00:57:25,589
That was not just a bunch of stuff
that got destroyed.
779
00:57:25,689 --> 00:57:28,174
- It was me!
- I thank the Academy.
780
00:57:28,274 --> 00:57:32,519
- Is this not a good time for you?
- Just tell him you fucking did it!
781
00:57:32,769 --> 00:57:36,849
Tell him you blew it all up!
That's what he wants to hear.
782
00:57:36,949 --> 00:57:40,809
- Are you still there?
- Wait. Are you saying that I'm a suspect?
783
00:57:40,909 --> 00:57:45,569
No. I may need to talk to you, so you
let me know if you're gonna leave town.
784
00:57:46,369 --> 00:57:47,789
- OK?
- OK.
785
00:57:51,409 --> 00:57:52,529
Except for their humping,
786
00:57:52,629 --> 00:57:55,449
Tyler and Marla were never
in the same room.
787
00:57:55,549 --> 00:57:58,204
My parents pulled
this exact same act for years.
788
00:57:58,304 --> 00:58:01,669
The condom is the glass slipper
of our generation.
789
00:58:02,629 --> 00:58:05,469
You slip one on when you meet a stranger.
790
00:58:05,639 --> 00:58:09,349
You dance all night,
then you throw it away.
791
00:58:10,349 --> 00:58:13,099
The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
792
00:58:14,479 --> 00:58:15,479
What?
793
00:58:20,399 --> 00:58:23,229
I got this dress at a thrift store for $1.
794
00:58:23,329 --> 00:58:25,104
It was worth every penny.
795
00:58:25,204 --> 00:58:27,239
It's a bridesmaid's dress.
796
00:58:29,289 --> 00:58:33,249
Someone loved it intensely for one day,
797
00:58:34,459 --> 00:58:36,039
then tossed it.
798
00:58:37,669 --> 00:58:39,499
Like a Christmas tree.
799
00:58:40,049 --> 00:58:41,589
So special.
800
00:58:42,879 --> 00:58:44,839
Then... bam!
801
00:58:45,719 --> 00:58:47,929
It's on the side of the road.
802
00:58:48,469 --> 00:58:50,599
Tinsel still clinging to it.
803
00:58:52,559 --> 00:58:59,359
Like a sex-crime victim, underwear
inside out, bound with electrical tape.
804
00:58:59,859 --> 00:59:01,859
Well, then, it suits you.
805
00:59:02,359 --> 00:59:04,489
You can borrow it sometime.
806
00:59:11,699 --> 00:59:13,199
Get rid of her.
807
00:59:14,039 --> 00:59:16,614
- What? You get rid of her!
- Don't mention me.
808
00:59:16,714 --> 00:59:20,919
I am six years old again,
passing messages between parents.
809
00:59:24,299 --> 00:59:27,044
- It's time you left.
- Don't worry, I'm leaving.
810
00:59:27,144 --> 00:59:32,009
- Not that we don't love your visits.
- You are such a nutcase. I can't keep up.
811
00:59:33,809 --> 00:59:36,299
Gotta get off
812
00:59:36,399 --> 00:59:37,391
Thanks. Bye.
813
00:59:37,491 --> 00:59:42,729
Gotta get off of this merry-go-round
814
00:59:44,609 --> 00:59:49,239
Gonna get, need to get, gotta get...
815
00:59:52,909 --> 00:59:54,159
You kids!
816
00:59:55,619 --> 00:59:58,329
Why do you still waste time with her?
817
00:59:59,749 --> 01:00:02,869
I'll say this about Marla.
At least she's trying to hit bottom.
818
01:00:02,969 --> 01:00:04,379
And I'm not?
819
01:00:04,709 --> 01:00:08,429
Sticking feathers up your butt
does not make you a chicken.
820
01:00:08,759 --> 01:00:10,629
What are we doing tonight?
821
01:00:10,729 --> 01:00:12,759
Tonight... we make soap.
822
01:00:13,889 --> 01:00:17,139
- Really?
- To make soap, first we render fat.
823
01:00:37,459 --> 01:00:38,864
The salt balance has to be just right,
824
01:00:38,964 --> 01:00:42,039
so the best fat for soap
comes from humans.
825
01:00:42,789 --> 01:00:45,959
- Wait. What is this place?
- A liposuction clinic.
826
01:00:53,849 --> 01:00:55,599
Aha! Pay dirt!
827
01:00:56,469 --> 01:01:00,309
Richest, creamiest fat in the world.
The fat of the land!
828
01:01:05,979 --> 01:01:08,819
No! Don't pull it.
829
01:01:13,529 --> 01:01:15,949
- Oh, God!
- Give me another one.
830
01:01:23,289 --> 01:01:27,709
As the fat renders, the tallows float
to the surface. Like in Boy Scouts.
831
01:01:28,089 --> 01:01:31,679
- It's hard to imagine you as a Boy Scout.
- Keep stirring.
832
01:01:34,049 --> 01:01:37,589
Once the tallow hardens,
you skim off a layer of glycerin.
833
01:01:37,689 --> 01:01:39,924
Add nitric acid, you got nitroglycerin.
834
01:01:40,024 --> 01:01:44,229
If you then add sodium nitrate
and sawdust, you got dynamite.
835
01:01:45,229 --> 01:01:47,974
With enough soap,
one could blow up anything.
836
01:01:48,074 --> 01:01:50,729
Tyler was full of useful information.
837
01:01:50,829 --> 01:01:54,399
Ancient peoples found clothes got cleaner
when washed in one part of the river.
838
01:01:54,499 --> 01:01:55,819
- You know why?
- No.
839
01:01:59,949 --> 01:02:02,779
Humans were once sacrificed
on the hills above.
840
01:02:02,879 --> 01:02:06,589
Bodies burned, water seeped
through the ashes to create lye.
841
01:02:07,129 --> 01:02:09,119
This is lye. The crucial ingredient.
842
01:02:09,219 --> 01:02:13,749
Once it mixed with the melted body fat,
a soapy discharge crept into the river.
843
01:02:13,849 --> 01:02:16,139
May I see your hand, please?
844
01:02:23,189 --> 01:02:24,509
What is this?
845
01:02:24,609 --> 01:02:27,389
- This is a chemical burn.
- Agh! Aaagh!
846
01:02:27,489 --> 01:02:30,809
It'll hurt more than you've ever
been burned and leave a scar.
847
01:02:30,909 --> 01:02:33,399
If meditation worked for cancer,
it could work for this.
848
01:02:34,069 --> 01:02:36,489
- Don't shut the pain out.
- Oh, God!
849
01:02:38,489 --> 01:02:40,444
The first soap was made
from heroes' ashes,
850
01:02:40,544 --> 01:02:42,319
like the first monkey shot into space.
851
01:02:42,419 --> 01:02:45,534
Without pain or sacrifice,
we would have nothing.
852
01:02:45,634 --> 01:02:48,369
I tried not to think
of the words "searing" or "flesh".
853
01:02:48,469 --> 01:02:51,369
Stop it! This is your pain,
this is your burning hand.
854
01:02:51,469 --> 01:02:54,539
I'm going to my cave
to find my power animal.
855
01:02:54,639 --> 01:02:58,294
No! Don't deal with this
the way those dead people do! Come on!
856
01:02:58,394 --> 01:02:59,386
- I get the point!
- No!
857
01:02:59,486 --> 01:03:01,769
You're feeling premature enlightenment.
858
01:03:06,269 --> 01:03:09,054
It's the greatest moment of your life,
and you're missing it!
859
01:03:09,154 --> 01:03:10,689
I am not...
860
01:03:11,279 --> 01:03:14,184
Shut up! Our fathers
were our models for God.
861
01:03:14,284 --> 01:03:17,159
If our fathers bailed,
what does that tell you about God?
862
01:03:18,619 --> 01:03:23,949
Listen to me. You have to consider
the possibility that God does not like you.
863
01:03:24,079 --> 01:03:27,699
He never wanted you.
In all probability, he hates you.
864
01:03:27,799 --> 01:03:31,204
This is not the worst thing
that can happen. We don't need him!
865
01:03:31,304 --> 01:03:34,454
- I agree!
- Fuck damnation, fuck redemption.
866
01:03:34,554 --> 01:03:37,044
We are God's unwanted children? So be it!
867
01:03:37,144 --> 01:03:41,089
- I'm getting water!
- You can use water and make it worse or...
868
01:03:41,189 --> 01:03:42,714
Look at me!
869
01:03:42,814 --> 01:03:45,924
- Or use vinegar to neutralize the burn.
- Please let me have it, please!
870
01:03:46,024 --> 01:03:48,269
First, you have to give up.
871
01:03:48,649 --> 01:03:51,149
First, you have to know -not fear -
872
01:03:51,399 --> 01:03:54,269
know that someday, you're gonna die.
873
01:03:54,369 --> 01:03:56,649
You don't know how this feels!
874
01:04:01,529 --> 01:04:05,579
It's only after we've lost everything
that we're free to do anything.
875
01:04:06,329 --> 01:04:07,329
OK.
876
01:04:23,009 --> 01:04:26,639
Congratulations.
You're one step closer to hitting bottom.
877
01:04:29,769 --> 01:04:33,429
Tyler sold his soap to department stores
at $20 a bar.
878
01:04:33,529 --> 01:04:35,019
God knows what they charged.
879
01:04:35,119 --> 01:04:38,949
- This is the best soap.
- Why, thank you, Susan.
880
01:04:39,359 --> 01:04:40,899
It was beautiful.
881
01:04:40,999 --> 01:04:44,699
We were selling rich women
their own fat asses back to them.
882
01:04:46,249 --> 01:04:48,279
He was wearing his yellow tie.
883
01:04:48,379 --> 01:04:50,579
I didn't even wear a tie to work anymore.
884
01:04:50,709 --> 01:04:54,454
"The first rule of Fight Club
is don't talk about Fight Club"?
885
01:04:54,554 --> 01:04:57,829
I'm half-asleep again.
I must have left it in the copy machine.
886
01:04:57,929 --> 01:05:00,429
"The second rule..." Is this yours?
887
01:05:00,969 --> 01:05:01,969
Huh?
888
01:05:02,394 --> 01:05:05,464
Pretend you're me.
Make a managerial decision.
889
01:05:05,564 --> 01:05:07,969
You find this. What would you do?
890
01:05:12,939 --> 01:05:14,859
Well, I gotta tell you,
891
01:05:15,019 --> 01:05:18,309
I'd be very, very careful
who you talk to about that.
892
01:05:18,409 --> 01:05:21,854
Because the person who wrote that
is dangerous.
893
01:05:21,954 --> 01:05:26,399
And this button-down,
Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap
894
01:05:26,499 --> 01:05:29,364
and then stalk from office to office
895
01:05:29,464 --> 01:05:34,869
with an Armalite AR10 carbine
gas- powered semiautomatic weapon,
896
01:05:34,969 --> 01:05:38,589
pumping round after round
into colleagues and co-workers.
897
01:05:40,259 --> 01:05:43,209
This might be someone
you've known for years.
898
01:05:43,309 --> 01:05:46,559
Someone very, very close to you.
899
01:05:47,389 --> 01:05:50,269
Tyler's words coming out of my mouth.
900
01:05:51,519 --> 01:05:53,429
And I used to be such a nice guy.
901
01:05:53,529 --> 01:05:56,899
Or maybe you shouldn't bring me
every piece of trash you pick up.
902
01:06:00,609 --> 01:06:03,449
- Compliance and Liability.
- My tit's gonna rot off.
903
01:06:05,779 --> 01:06:08,489
Will you excuse me? I need to take this.
904
01:06:14,079 --> 01:06:15,119
What do you mean?
905
01:06:15,219 --> 01:06:18,204
I need you to check
for a lump in my breast.
906
01:06:18,304 --> 01:06:22,129
- Go to a hospital.
- I can't afford to waste money on a doctor.
907
01:06:22,839 --> 01:06:25,139
I don't know about this, Marla.
908
01:06:25,299 --> 01:06:26,699
Please?
909
01:06:26,809 --> 01:06:29,969
She didn't call Tyler.
I'm neutral in her book.
910
01:06:32,439 --> 01:06:36,519
That's nice. Taking food to...
Mrs. Haniver and Mrs. Raines.
911
01:06:36,769 --> 01:06:38,559
Where are they, exactly?
912
01:06:38,659 --> 01:06:43,229
Tragically, they're dead.
I'm alive and I'm in poverty. Want any?
913
01:06:43,329 --> 01:06:45,149
- No, no.
- I got one for you.
914
01:06:45,249 --> 01:06:47,159
Thanks for the thought.
915
01:06:48,489 --> 01:06:50,619
What happened to your hand?
916
01:06:51,119 --> 01:06:52,499
Oh, nothing.
917
01:06:53,959 --> 01:06:55,579
- Right there?
- Mm.
918
01:06:56,499 --> 01:06:58,919
- Feel anything?
- No.
919
01:06:59,049 --> 01:07:00,669
Well, make sure.
920
01:07:02,049 --> 01:07:05,179
- OK, I'm pretty sure.
- You feel nothing?
921
01:07:06,339 --> 01:07:07,759
No, nothing.
922
01:07:09,509 --> 01:07:12,019
Well, that's a relief. Thank you.
923
01:07:13,769 --> 01:07:16,929
- No problem.
- I wish I could return the favor.
924
01:07:17,029 --> 01:07:19,389
Breast cancer doesn't run in my family.
925
01:07:19,489 --> 01:07:22,229
- I could check your prostate.
- I think I'm OK.
926
01:07:23,189 --> 01:07:25,029
Well, thanks, anyway.
927
01:07:29,909 --> 01:07:32,279
- Are we done?
- Yeah, we're done.
928
01:07:32,379 --> 01:07:34,579
See you... around.
929
01:07:51,729 --> 01:07:53,684
Cornelius?
930
01:07:53,784 --> 01:07:55,784
Cornelius!
931
01:07:56,454 --> 01:07:58,814
It's me! Bob!
932
01:07:58,914 --> 01:08:00,409
Hey, Bob.
933
01:08:04,369 --> 01:08:07,489
- We all thought you were dead.
- No, no. Still here.
934
01:08:07,589 --> 01:08:09,489
How are you, Bob?
935
01:08:09,589 --> 01:08:11,284
Better than I've ever been in my whole life.
936
01:08:11,384 --> 01:08:14,299
Really? Still Remaining Men Together?
937
01:08:14,419 --> 01:08:16,454
No, no.
I got something so much better now.
938
01:08:16,554 --> 01:08:19,294
Really, what is it?
939
01:08:19,394 --> 01:08:20,794
Well...
940
01:08:21,354 --> 01:08:25,139
The first rule is,
I'm not supposed to talk about it.
941
01:08:26,349 --> 01:08:27,884
And the second rule is...
942
01:08:27,984 --> 01:08:29,634
I'm not supposed to talk about it.
943
01:08:29,734 --> 01:08:33,399
- And the third rule is...
- Bob, Bob. I'm a member.
944
01:08:34,279 --> 01:08:36,279
Look at my face, Bob.
945
01:08:38,279 --> 01:08:40,564
That's fucking great.
946
01:08:40,664 --> 01:08:43,909
- I've never seen you there.
- I go Tuesdays and Thursdays.
947
01:08:44,949 --> 01:08:48,119
- I go Saturday.
- Congratulations.
948
01:08:48,909 --> 01:08:50,699
Yeah, hey, to both of us, right?
949
01:08:50,799 --> 01:08:53,829
Have you heard about the guy
that invented it?
950
01:08:53,929 --> 01:08:56,619
- Yeah, actually...
- I hear all kinds of things.
951
01:08:56,719 --> 01:09:00,919
Supposedly, he was born
in a mental institution
952
01:09:01,019 --> 01:09:04,714
and he sleeps only one hour a night.
953
01:09:04,814 --> 01:09:07,309
- He's a great man.
- Oh...
954
01:09:07,809 --> 01:09:10,139
Do you know about Tyler Durden?
955
01:09:35,339 --> 01:09:37,454
I didn't hurt you, did I?
956
01:09:37,554 --> 01:09:40,079
Actually, you did.
957
01:09:40,179 --> 01:09:43,749
Thank you for this.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
958
01:09:43,849 --> 01:09:46,872
Fight Club.
959
01:09:46,972 --> 01:09:48,099
This was mine and Tyler's gift.
960
01:09:48,849 --> 01:09:50,589
Our gift to the world.
961
01:09:50,689 --> 01:09:54,189
I look around, I look around,
I see a lot of new faces.
962
01:09:56,109 --> 01:09:57,709
Shut up!
963
01:09:58,859 --> 01:10:03,699
Which means a lot of people have been
breaking the first two rules of Fight Club.
964
01:10:11,079 --> 01:10:15,784
I see in Fight Club the strongest
and smartest men who've ever lived.
965
01:10:15,884 --> 01:10:18,959
I see all this potential.
And I see it squandered.
966
01:10:21,129 --> 01:10:24,459
Goddamn it,
an entire generation pumping gas.
967
01:10:24,559 --> 01:10:26,334
Waiting tables.
968
01:10:26,434 --> 01:10:28,849
Slaves with white collars.
969
01:10:31,059 --> 01:10:33,969
Advertising has us chasing
cars and clothes.
970
01:10:34,069 --> 01:10:37,519
Working jobs we hate
so we can buy shit we don't need.
971
01:10:41,239 --> 01:10:45,569
We're the middle children of history, men.
No purpose or place.
972
01:10:46,409 --> 01:10:48,484
We have no Great War.
973
01:10:48,584 --> 01:10:50,579
No Great Depression.
974
01:10:52,289 --> 01:10:55,199
Our great war is a spiritual war.
975
01:10:55,299 --> 01:10:57,959
Our great depression is our lives.
976
01:11:02,419 --> 01:11:05,749
We've all been raised on TV to believe
that one day we'd be millionaires
977
01:11:05,849 --> 01:11:08,209
and movie gods and rock stars.
978
01:11:08,309 --> 01:11:10,214
But we won't.
979
01:11:10,314 --> 01:11:13,259
We're slowly learning that fact.
980
01:11:13,359 --> 01:11:16,259
And we're very, very pissed off.
981
01:11:16,359 --> 01:11:17,359
Yeah!
982
01:11:20,939 --> 01:11:23,859
First rule of Fight Club is, do not talk...
983
01:11:30,239 --> 01:11:32,194
Who are you?
984
01:11:32,294 --> 01:11:34,869
- Who am I?
- Yeah.
985
01:11:36,119 --> 01:11:39,619
There's a sign on the front
that says Lou's Tavern.
986
01:11:39,719 --> 01:11:44,039
I'm fucking Lou. Who the fuck are you?
987
01:11:44,139 --> 01:11:45,719
Tyler Durden.
988
01:11:48,759 --> 01:11:51,669
Who told you motherfuckers
you could use my place?
989
01:11:51,769 --> 01:11:54,759
We have a deal worked out with Irvine.
990
01:11:54,859 --> 01:11:59,349
Irvine's at home with a broken collarbone.
He don't own this place. I do.
991
01:12:02,229 --> 01:12:05,144
- How much money does he get?
- There is no money.
992
01:12:05,244 --> 01:12:06,979
- Really?
- Free to all.
993
01:12:07,079 --> 01:12:10,229
- Ain't that something.
- It is, actually.
994
01:12:10,329 --> 01:12:12,359
Look, stupid fuck!
995
01:12:12,459 --> 01:12:17,459
- I want everybody out of here right now.
- Hey! You should join our club.
996
01:12:18,579 --> 01:12:21,829
- Did you hear what I just said?
- You and your friend.
997
01:12:25,129 --> 01:12:26,669
You hear me now?
998
01:12:28,339 --> 01:12:30,339
No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou.
999
01:12:37,059 --> 01:12:39,844
Still not getting it.
1000
01:12:39,944 --> 01:12:41,639
Agh! OK, OK, I got it.
1001
01:12:41,739 --> 01:12:44,189
I got it, I got it. Shit, I lost it.
1002
01:12:45,689 --> 01:12:47,819
Back! All of you!
1003
01:12:48,779 --> 01:12:50,779
Everybody back!
1004
01:12:58,409 --> 01:12:59,789
Ah, Lou!
1005
01:13:00,919 --> 01:13:04,629
Come on, man! We really like this place.
1006
01:13:14,049 --> 01:13:16,629
- That's right, Lou. Get it out.
- Shut the fuck up.
1007
01:13:16,729 --> 01:13:18,309
Oh, yeah!
1008
01:13:22,899 --> 01:13:24,939
That's fucking funny?
1009
01:13:34,279 --> 01:13:36,989
Fucking guy's a loony, I'm telling you.
1010
01:13:38,079 --> 01:13:39,749
Unbelievable.
1011
01:13:44,249 --> 01:13:46,629
- You don't know where I've been, Lou.
- Oh, my God!
1012
01:13:47,799 --> 01:13:50,169
You don't know where I've been!
1013
01:13:53,429 --> 01:13:56,339
Please let us keep it, Lou! Please, Lou!
1014
01:13:56,439 --> 01:14:01,424
- Fucking use the basement! Christ!
- I want your word, Lou! I want your word!
1015
01:14:01,524 --> 01:14:03,269
On my mother's eyes.
1016
01:14:12,949 --> 01:14:14,319
Thanks, Lou.
1017
01:14:16,699 --> 01:14:18,449
You too, big guy.
1018
01:14:22,499 --> 01:14:24,459
We'll see you next week.
1019
01:14:40,139 --> 01:14:43,769
This week, each one of you
has a homework assignment.
1020
01:14:45,099 --> 01:14:49,359
You're gonna go out. You're gonna
start a fight with a total stranger.
1021
01:14:51,989 --> 01:14:54,109
You're gonna start a fight,
1022
01:14:54,699 --> 01:14:56,569
and you're gonna lose.
1023
01:14:59,329 --> 01:15:01,449
Excellent choice, sir.
1024
01:15:02,829 --> 01:15:05,539
Hey! Watch out, jackass! Come on!
1025
01:15:05,829 --> 01:15:08,249
Now, this is not as easy as it sounds.
1026
01:15:11,759 --> 01:15:13,629
What... Son of a bitch!
1027
01:15:13,919 --> 01:15:18,389
Most people -normal people-
do just about anything to avoid a fight.
1028
01:15:20,099 --> 01:15:21,589
Excuse me!
1029
01:15:21,689 --> 01:15:23,924
You sprayed me with your hose.
1030
01:15:24,024 --> 01:15:25,509
That's not necessary.
1031
01:15:25,609 --> 01:15:27,269
Jay! Go call 911!
1032
01:15:30,109 --> 01:15:31,269
Put the hose down.
1033
01:15:32,029 --> 01:15:33,859
Stop it! Stop it!
1034
01:15:37,159 --> 01:15:38,359
Sorry.
1035
01:15:46,209 --> 01:15:47,289
You bastard!
1036
01:15:53,549 --> 01:15:55,169
We need to talk.
1037
01:15:57,889 --> 01:15:58,889
OK.
1038
01:16:01,009 --> 01:16:02,219
Where to begin?
1039
01:16:02,389 --> 01:16:04,964
With your constant absenteeism?
1040
01:16:05,064 --> 01:16:07,939
With your unpresentable appearance?
1041
01:16:08,059 --> 01:16:12,764
- You're up for review.
- I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
1042
01:16:12,864 --> 01:16:14,809
- What?
- Let's pretend.
1043
01:16:14,909 --> 01:16:17,779
You're the Department
of Transportation, OK?
1044
01:16:18,409 --> 01:16:23,489
Someone informs you that this company
installs front-seat mounting brackets
1045
01:16:23,619 --> 01:16:25,739
that never pass collision tests,
1046
01:16:25,839 --> 01:16:28,989
brake linings that fail after 1,000 miles,
1047
01:16:29,089 --> 01:16:32,919
and fuel injectors
that explode and burn people alive.
1048
01:16:34,419 --> 01:16:35,759
What then?
1049
01:16:36,379 --> 01:16:38,709
- Are you threatening me?
- No...
1050
01:16:38,809 --> 01:16:42,139
- Get the fuck out of here. You're fired!
- I have a better solution.
1051
01:16:42,599 --> 01:16:45,639
Keep me on the payroll
as an outside consultant
1052
01:16:46,179 --> 01:16:47,674
and, in exchange for my salary,
1053
01:16:47,774 --> 01:16:51,649
my job will be never to tell people
these things that I know.
1054
01:16:52,559 --> 01:16:57,184
I don't even have to come into the office.
I can do this job from home.
1055
01:16:57,284 --> 01:17:01,529
Who... Who the fuck do you think you are,
you crazy little shit?
1056
01:17:06,249 --> 01:17:10,039
- Security!
- I am Jack's smirking revenge.
1057
01:17:16,589 --> 01:17:17,589
Agh!
1058
01:17:19,419 --> 01:17:21,299
What the hell are you doing?
1059
01:17:30,349 --> 01:17:31,729
That hurt.
1060
01:17:34,359 --> 01:17:36,479
Why would you do that?
1061
01:17:36,689 --> 01:17:39,319
Oh, my God! No! Please stop!
1062
01:17:49,829 --> 01:17:51,659
What are you doing?
1063
01:17:52,169 --> 01:17:54,209
Oh, God, no! Please! No!
1064
01:17:54,329 --> 01:17:57,879
For some reason,
I thought of my first fight, with Tyler.
1065
01:17:58,209 --> 01:17:59,209
No!
1066
01:18:24,449 --> 01:18:29,069
Under and behind and inside
everything this man took for granted,
1067
01:18:29,169 --> 01:18:32,039
something horrible had been growing.
1068
01:18:32,539 --> 01:18:36,034
Look. Just give me the paychecks,
like I asked,
1069
01:18:36,134 --> 01:18:38,419
and you won't ever see me again.
1070
01:18:38,549 --> 01:18:41,839
And right then,
at our most excellent moment together...
1071
01:18:45,429 --> 01:18:47,969
Thank God! Please don't hit me again.
1072
01:18:48,219 --> 01:18:50,504
Telephone, computer, fax machine,
1073
01:18:50,604 --> 01:18:54,804
52 weekly paychecks
and 48 airline flight coupons.
1074
01:18:54,904 --> 01:18:57,389
We now had corporate sponsorship.
1075
01:18:57,489 --> 01:19:01,069
This is how Tyler and I were able to have
Fight Club every night of the week.
1076
01:19:03,989 --> 01:19:08,239
Now, nobody was the center of Fight Club
except the two men fighting.
1077
01:19:09,119 --> 01:19:12,289
The leader walked through the crowd,
out in the darkness.
1078
01:19:14,079 --> 01:19:17,534
Tyler was now involved in a lawsuit
with the Pressman Hotel
1079
01:19:17,634 --> 01:19:19,669
over the urine content of their soup.
1080
01:19:26,049 --> 01:19:28,009
I am Jack's wasted life.
1081
01:19:36,559 --> 01:19:38,099
Thank you, sir.
1082
01:19:40,609 --> 01:19:43,224
Tyler dreamed up
new homework assignments.
1083
01:19:43,324 --> 01:19:46,109
He handed them out in sealed envelopes.
1084
01:20:25,739 --> 01:20:28,739
- There's a Fight Club in Delaware City.
- Yeah, I heard.
1085
01:20:30,659 --> 01:20:35,234
There's one in Penns Grove too.
Bob even found one up in New Castle.
1086
01:20:35,334 --> 01:20:38,029
- Did you start that one?
- No, I thought you did.
1087
01:20:38,129 --> 01:20:39,129
No.
1088
01:21:30,129 --> 01:21:31,959
- Stop.
- What are we doing?
1089
01:21:32,059 --> 01:21:33,754
- Turn around.
- What are we doing?
1090
01:21:33,854 --> 01:21:36,464
- Homework assignment.
- What kind?
1091
01:21:36,564 --> 01:21:38,179
Human sacrifice.
1092
01:21:38,599 --> 01:21:43,429
- Is that a gun? Please tell me it's not.
- It's a gun. Meet me in the back.
1093
01:21:43,529 --> 01:21:46,229
- Don't fuck around!
- Meet me in the back.
1094
01:21:46,899 --> 01:21:49,144
On a long enough time line,
1095
01:21:49,244 --> 01:21:51,899
the survival rate for everyone
drops to zero.
1096
01:21:53,319 --> 01:21:56,579
- Stop. What are you doing?
- Hands behind your back.
1097
01:21:56,949 --> 01:21:58,739
Give me your wallet.
1098
01:22:00,499 --> 01:22:03,829
Raymond K Hessel.
1320 SE Banning, Apartment A.
1099
01:22:03,959 --> 01:22:05,574
Cramped basement apartment?
1100
01:22:05,674 --> 01:22:09,209
- How did you know?
- They give shitty apartments letters.
1101
01:22:09,969 --> 01:22:12,999
Raymond! You're going to die.
1102
01:22:13,099 --> 01:22:14,099
No!
1103
01:22:15,389 --> 01:22:16,629
Is that your mom and dad?
1104
01:22:16,729 --> 01:22:19,214
They're gonna have to call
the kindly doctor.
1105
01:22:19,314 --> 01:22:21,424
Pick up your dental records. Know why?
1106
01:22:21,524 --> 01:22:24,849
- There'll be nothing left of your face.
- Come on!
1107
01:22:25,269 --> 01:22:29,479
An expired community college student ID.
What did you study, Raymond?
1108
01:22:29,939 --> 01:22:32,434
- S... Stuff.
- Stuff?
1109
01:22:32,534 --> 01:22:34,449
Were the midterms hard?
1110
01:22:35,739 --> 01:22:38,444
- I asked you what you studied!
- Biology, mostly.
1111
01:22:38,544 --> 01:22:41,654
- Why?
- I don't know.
1112
01:22:41,754 --> 01:22:44,459
What did you wanna be,
Raymond K Hessel?
1113
01:22:46,209 --> 01:22:50,379
The question, Raymond, was:
What did you want to be?
1114
01:22:52,339 --> 01:22:53,749
Answer him, Raymond! Jesus!
1115
01:22:53,849 --> 01:22:56,379
- Veterinarian. Veterinarian.
- Animals.
1116
01:22:56,479 --> 01:22:59,129
- Yeah. Animal and stuff.
- Stuff. Yeah, I got that.
1117
01:22:59,229 --> 01:23:02,309
- So you need more schooling.
- Too much school.
1118
01:23:02,479 --> 01:23:04,429
- Would you rather be dead?
- No, please...
1119
01:23:04,529 --> 01:23:08,859
You'd rather die here, on your knees,
in the back of a convenience store?
1120
01:23:09,689 --> 01:23:11,779
No. Please, no.
1121
01:23:15,609 --> 01:23:17,619
I'm keeping your license.
1122
01:23:18,159 --> 01:23:21,079
Gonna check in on you.
I know where you live.
1123
01:23:22,449 --> 01:23:25,154
If you're not on your way to being
a veterinarian in six weeks,
1124
01:23:25,254 --> 01:23:26,499
you will be dead.
1125
01:23:29,129 --> 01:23:30,749
Now run on home.
1126
01:23:35,549 --> 01:23:37,509
Run, Forrest, run!
1127
01:23:39,049 --> 01:23:40,429
I feel ill.
1128
01:23:42,719 --> 01:23:45,884
- Imagine how he feels.
- Come on, this isn't funny!
1129
01:23:45,984 --> 01:23:49,179
What the fuck was the point of that?
1130
01:23:49,279 --> 01:23:52,934
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day
of Raymond K Hessel's life.
1131
01:23:53,034 --> 01:23:57,489
His breakfast will taste better
than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
1132
01:23:58,739 --> 01:24:01,029
You had to give it to him.
1133
01:24:01,329 --> 01:24:03,359
- Come on.
- He had a plan.
1134
01:24:03,459 --> 01:24:06,739
And it started to make sense
in a Tyler sort of way.
1135
01:24:06,839 --> 01:24:10,119
No fear. No distractions.
1136
01:24:10,219 --> 01:24:14,339
The ability to let that
which does not matter truly slide.
1137
01:24:27,729 --> 01:24:29,649
You are not your job.
1138
01:24:31,859 --> 01:24:33,939
You're not how much money
you have in the bank.
1139
01:24:36,819 --> 01:24:39,069
You're not the car you drive.
1140
01:24:39,489 --> 01:24:42,409
You're not the contents of your wallet.
1141
01:24:43,369 --> 01:24:45,949
You're not your fucking khakis.
1142
01:24:47,579 --> 01:24:50,289
You are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.
1143
01:24:59,969 --> 01:25:02,389
I'll be out of your way in a sec.
1144
01:25:03,219 --> 01:25:05,059
You don't have to go.
1145
01:25:06,729 --> 01:25:07,979
Whatever.
1146
01:25:09,519 --> 01:25:12,939
No, I mean... It's OK.
1147
01:25:22,489 --> 01:25:24,739
Are you still going to groups?
1148
01:25:25,699 --> 01:25:26,699
Yeah.
1149
01:25:28,999 --> 01:25:30,864
Chloe's dead.
1150
01:25:30,964 --> 01:25:32,329
Wow. Chloe.
1151
01:25:34,039 --> 01:25:36,369
When did that happen?
1152
01:25:36,469 --> 01:25:37,879
Do you care?
1153
01:25:38,879 --> 01:25:41,749
I dunno.
I haven't thought about it in a while.
1154
01:25:41,849 --> 01:25:43,299
Yeah, well...
1155
01:25:44,179 --> 01:25:46,639
It was the smart move on her part.
1156
01:25:48,769 --> 01:25:50,229
Listen, um...
1157
01:25:51,139 --> 01:25:53,844
What are you getting out of all this?
1158
01:25:53,944 --> 01:25:54,944
What?
1159
01:25:56,149 --> 01:25:59,144
I mean, all this. Why do you keep...
1160
01:25:59,244 --> 01:26:01,239
Is this making you happy?
1161
01:26:03,159 --> 01:26:04,989
Yeah, well, sometimes.
1162
01:26:06,989 --> 01:26:08,569
I don't know. I don't understand.
1163
01:26:08,669 --> 01:26:14,739
Why does a weaker person need to latch
on to a strong person? What is that?
1164
01:26:14,839 --> 01:26:16,839
What do you get out of it?
1165
01:26:18,839 --> 01:26:23,544
No... That's not the same thing at all.
It's totally different with us.
1166
01:26:23,644 --> 01:26:24,644
"Us"?
1167
01:26:25,799 --> 01:26:29,349
- What do you mean by "us"?
- I'm sorry. Do you hear this?
1168
01:26:29,469 --> 01:26:32,229
- Hear what?
- All that noise. Hold on.
1169
01:26:32,389 --> 01:26:35,804
No, wait! Don't change the subject!
I want to talk about this.
1170
01:26:35,904 --> 01:26:38,684
- You're not talking about me, are you?
- No.
1171
01:26:38,784 --> 01:26:42,029
- What?
- You playing doctor. What was going on?
1172
01:26:42,449 --> 01:26:45,479
- What are you talking about?
- Nothing. Nothing.
1173
01:26:45,579 --> 01:26:47,564
- I don't think so.
- What do you want?
1174
01:26:47,664 --> 01:26:49,699
- Look at me.
- No. What?
1175
01:26:51,539 --> 01:26:54,279
- What is that?
- It's nothing. Don't worry.
1176
01:26:54,379 --> 01:26:57,289
- My God. Who did this?
- A person.
1177
01:26:57,419 --> 01:26:58,784
Guy or girl?
1178
01:26:58,884 --> 01:27:01,499
- What do you care?
- What do you care if I ask?
1179
01:27:01,599 --> 01:27:03,209
- Leave me alone.
- You're afraid to say.
1180
01:27:03,309 --> 01:27:05,999
- I am not. Let me go.
- No! Talk to me.
1181
01:27:06,099 --> 01:27:07,879
Let go of me. Leave me alone!
1182
01:27:07,979 --> 01:27:09,964
- This conversation...
- This conversation...
1183
01:27:10,064 --> 01:27:12,559
...is over.
...is over.
1184
01:27:14,559 --> 01:27:16,979
I just can't win with you, can I?
1185
01:27:25,449 --> 01:27:27,029
Hey, this is getting a little old!
1186
01:27:29,829 --> 01:27:31,569
What is... What is all this?
1187
01:27:31,669 --> 01:27:33,409
What do you think?
1188
01:27:34,829 --> 01:27:36,824
Hey, why do we need bunk beds?
1189
01:27:36,924 --> 01:27:37,924
Hey!
1190
01:27:45,879 --> 01:27:47,969
Too young. Sorry.
1191
01:27:49,799 --> 01:27:51,379
What's all that?
1192
01:27:51,479 --> 01:27:55,049
Tell the applicant
if he's too young, too old or too fat.
1193
01:27:55,149 --> 01:27:56,344
Applicant?
1194
01:27:56,444 --> 01:28:00,014
If the applicant waits three days
without food or shelter,
1195
01:28:00,114 --> 01:28:02,559
he may enter and begin training.
1196
01:28:02,659 --> 01:28:04,399
Training for what?
1197
01:28:10,069 --> 01:28:11,944
You think this is a game?
1198
01:28:12,044 --> 01:28:14,279
You're too young to train here,
end of story.
1199
01:28:14,379 --> 01:28:16,959
Quit wasting our time.
Get the fuck out of here.
1200
01:28:21,589 --> 01:28:24,289
Bad news, friend.
1201
01:28:24,389 --> 01:28:26,999
It's not gonna happen.
1202
01:28:27,099 --> 01:28:29,044
Sorry if there was a misunderstanding.
1203
01:28:29,144 --> 01:28:32,389
It's not the end of the world.
Just... go away.
1204
01:28:33,889 --> 01:28:34,889
Go.
1205
01:28:35,929 --> 01:28:39,389
You're trespassing
and I will have to call the police.
1206
01:28:43,319 --> 01:28:47,854
Don't you look at me!
You're never getting in this fucking house!
1207
01:28:47,954 --> 01:28:51,274
Never. Now get the fuck off my porch!
Get off my porch!
1208
01:28:51,374 --> 01:28:54,524
Sooner or later,
we all became what Tyler wanted us to be.
1209
01:28:54,624 --> 01:28:57,829
I'm gonna go inside
and I'm gonna get a shovel.
1210
01:29:05,669 --> 01:29:09,469
Got two black shirts?
Two pair of black pants?
1211
01:29:09,589 --> 01:29:12,584
- Yes, sir.
- One pair black boots? Black socks?
1212
01:29:12,684 --> 01:29:14,129
- Sir.
- One black jacket?
1213
01:29:14,229 --> 01:29:16,424
- Sir.
- $300 personal burial money?
1214
01:29:16,524 --> 01:29:18,324
Yes, sir.
1215
01:29:20,399 --> 01:29:21,729
All right.
1216
01:29:32,529 --> 01:29:34,489
You're too old, fat man.
1217
01:29:35,369 --> 01:29:38,199
Your tits are too big.
Get the fuck off my porch.
1218
01:29:45,999 --> 01:29:47,379
Bob! Bob!
1219
01:30:03,729 --> 01:30:06,979
Like a monkey ready to be shot into space.
1220
01:30:07,109 --> 01:30:08,819
Space monkey.
1221
01:30:09,279 --> 01:30:12,609
Ready to sacrifice himself
for the greater good.
1222
01:30:18,239 --> 01:30:21,159
You are too fucking old, fatty!
1223
01:30:21,289 --> 01:30:26,079
And you... You're too fucking blond!
1224
01:30:26,249 --> 01:30:28,629
Get out of here, the both of you!
1225
01:30:29,339 --> 01:30:30,664
And so it went.
1226
01:30:30,764 --> 01:30:32,509
Listen up, maggots.
1227
01:30:33,219 --> 01:30:35,504
You are not special.
1228
01:30:35,604 --> 01:30:38,719
You are not
a beautiful or unique snowflake.
1229
01:30:39,599 --> 01:30:42,889
You are the same decaying organic matter
as everything else.
1230
01:30:43,639 --> 01:30:45,804
Tyler built himself an army.
1231
01:30:45,904 --> 01:30:50,099
We are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.
1232
01:30:50,199 --> 01:30:53,109
We are all part of the same compost heap.
1233
01:30:55,449 --> 01:30:58,189
Why was Tyler Durden building an army?
1234
01:30:58,289 --> 01:31:01,909
To what purpose? For what greater good?
1235
01:31:05,629 --> 01:31:07,539
In Tyler we trusted.
1236
01:31:12,129 --> 01:31:17,589
When he was like,
"You are not your job," I was like, "Yeah!"
1237
01:31:20,519 --> 01:31:22,639
- Hey, what's all this?
- Hey!
1238
01:31:25,349 --> 01:31:26,349
OK!
1239
01:31:27,444 --> 01:31:29,514
- What's going on?
- We're celebrating.
1240
01:31:29,614 --> 01:31:31,859
- What are we celebrating?
- Go on.
1241
01:31:36,409 --> 01:31:38,779
- Hey.
- Let me get that for you.
1242
01:31:43,249 --> 01:31:46,499
Same great taste.
Pepsi. Generation Next.
1243
01:31:47,499 --> 01:31:48,499
Shh!
1244
01:31:50,089 --> 01:31:54,589
Investigators are on the scene.
The Police Commissioner has arrived.
1245
01:31:54,879 --> 01:31:58,169
Could you tell us
what you think has happened here?
1246
01:31:58,269 --> 01:32:02,174
We believe this is one of many
recent acts of vandalism around the city
1247
01:32:02,274 --> 01:32:05,519
somehow related to
underground boxing clubs.
1248
01:32:06,019 --> 01:32:09,349
We will be coordinating
a rigorous investigation.
1249
01:32:10,269 --> 01:32:13,434
That was Commissioner Jacobs
who just arrived on the scene
1250
01:32:13,534 --> 01:32:19,069
- of a four-alarm fire that broke out...
- She's hot.
1251
01:32:19,279 --> 01:32:21,319
Back to you in the studio.
1252
01:32:21,659 --> 01:32:23,239
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
1253
01:32:24,749 --> 01:32:26,959
- Holy shit!
- Yeah!
1254
01:32:33,669 --> 01:32:35,919
What the fuck did you guys do?
1255
01:32:36,339 --> 01:32:38,719
Arson investigators
are on the premises...
1256
01:32:45,059 --> 01:32:49,389
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not ask questions, sir.
1257
01:32:55,569 --> 01:32:59,399
The victory in the war against crime
will not come overnight.
1258
01:32:59,659 --> 01:33:04,119
It will take dedication and commitment
and, most of all, cooperation.
1259
01:33:04,369 --> 01:33:07,829
Streets are safer now.
There is hope in the inner city.
1260
01:33:08,329 --> 01:33:11,249
- However...
- I gotta take a piss.
1261
01:33:12,079 --> 01:33:15,664
These are the first steps in a long journey.
1262
01:33:15,764 --> 01:33:17,039
That is why we have
created Project Hope...
1263
01:33:17,139 --> 01:33:18,139
Bob.
1264
01:33:18,559 --> 01:33:21,719
... helping others
with prevention and enforcement.
1265
01:33:22,599 --> 01:33:24,794
Project Hope will be a joint effort
1266
01:33:24,894 --> 01:33:27,269
between the police
and community leaders.
1267
01:33:27,929 --> 01:33:31,599
It will be a powerful new weapon
in the war against crime.
1268
01:34:18,529 --> 01:34:22,949
- Wrap it around the top of his Hacky Sack.
- Man! His balls are ice-cold.
1269
01:34:23,819 --> 01:34:26,939
Hi. You're gonna call off
your rigorous investigation.
1270
01:34:27,039 --> 01:34:29,779
You will publicly state
there is no underground group
1271
01:34:29,879 --> 01:34:33,409
or these guys are gonna take your balls.
1272
01:34:33,509 --> 01:34:38,159
They'll send one to the New York Times
and one to the LA Times.
1273
01:34:38,259 --> 01:34:41,959
Look, the people you are after
are the people you depend on.
1274
01:34:42,059 --> 01:34:46,049
We cook your meals. We haul your trash.
We connect your calls.
1275
01:34:46,179 --> 01:34:49,889
We drive your ambulances.
We guard you while you sleep.
1276
01:34:54,349 --> 01:34:56,149
Do not fuck with us.
1277
01:35:05,779 --> 01:35:07,159
Ball check!
1278
01:35:22,049 --> 01:35:23,759
Bob, this way.
1279
01:35:24,799 --> 01:35:26,259
Let's go.
1280
01:35:27,469 --> 01:35:30,469
I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.
1281
01:35:30,969 --> 01:35:31,969
Hey!
1282
01:35:47,699 --> 01:35:48,699
Yeah!
1283
01:36:21,479 --> 01:36:26,569
I felt like putting a bullet in every panda
that wouldn't screw to save its species.
1284
01:36:29,779 --> 01:36:32,524
I wanted to open
the dump valves on oil tankers
1285
01:36:32,624 --> 01:36:35,869
and smother all those French beaches
I'd never see.
1286
01:36:40,169 --> 01:36:42,499
I wanted to breathe smoke.
1287
01:36:59,309 --> 01:37:01,649
Where did you go, psycho boy?
1288
01:37:03,069 --> 01:37:05,979
I felt like destroying something beautiful.
1289
01:37:10,159 --> 01:37:12,739
- Get him to a fucking hospital.
- Yeah.
1290
01:37:24,669 --> 01:37:28,169
Don't worry, Mr. Durden.
Airport parking. Long term.
1291
01:37:29,179 --> 01:37:30,969
After you, Mr. Durden.
1292
01:37:32,429 --> 01:37:33,759
After you.
1293
01:37:51,779 --> 01:37:54,564
- Something on your mind, dear?
- No.
1294
01:37:54,664 --> 01:37:57,404
Yeah. Why wasn't I told
about Project Mayhem?
1295
01:37:57,504 --> 01:38:01,449
First rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not ask questions.
1296
01:38:01,549 --> 01:38:05,119
- Why wasn't I included in the beginning?
- Fight Club was the beginning.
1297
01:38:05,219 --> 01:38:08,414
Now it's left the basements
and it's Project Mayhem.
1298
01:38:08,514 --> 01:38:11,374
We started Fight Club
together. Remember?
1299
01:38:11,474 --> 01:38:13,219
It's as much mine as it is yours.
1300
01:38:13,339 --> 01:38:17,339
- Is this about you and me?
- Yeah. Weren't we doing this together?
1301
01:38:17,439 --> 01:38:19,549
This does not belong to us.
1302
01:38:19,649 --> 01:38:22,559
- We are not special.
- Fuck that. You should have told me.
1303
01:38:24,399 --> 01:38:25,439
Hey, Tyler!
1304
01:38:28,149 --> 01:38:30,229
- Goddamn it, Tyler!
- What do you want?
1305
01:38:30,329 --> 01:38:33,519
A statement of purpose?
Should I email you?
1306
01:38:33,619 --> 01:38:36,234
- Look...
- You decide your level of involvement!
1307
01:38:36,334 --> 01:38:38,569
I will! I wanna know certain things first!
1308
01:38:38,669 --> 01:38:41,079
- The first rule of Project Mayhem...
- Shut up!
1309
01:38:42,919 --> 01:38:46,579
- I wanna know what you're thinking.
- Fuck what you know!
1310
01:38:47,249 --> 01:38:50,499
Forget about what you think you know
about life, friendship,
1311
01:38:50,599 --> 01:38:53,089
and especially about you and me.
1312
01:38:54,339 --> 01:38:56,969
What is that supposed to mean? What...
1313
01:38:59,429 --> 01:39:01,429
What are you doing?
1314
01:39:03,139 --> 01:39:05,094
What'll you wish you'd done
before you die?
1315
01:39:05,194 --> 01:39:07,809
- Paint a self-portrait.
- Build a house.
1316
01:39:08,149 --> 01:39:10,684
- And you?
- I don't know. Nothing.
1317
01:39:10,784 --> 01:39:13,019
- Get in the right lane.
- You have to know!
1318
01:39:13,119 --> 01:39:15,899
If you died now,
how would you feel about your life?
1319
01:39:15,999 --> 01:39:20,359
I don't know! Nothing good.
Is that what you want to hear me say?
1320
01:39:20,459 --> 01:39:22,194
- Come on!
- Not good enough.
1321
01:39:22,294 --> 01:39:24,459
Stop fucking around! Tyler!
1322
01:39:27,589 --> 01:39:29,204
Jesus Christ!
1323
01:39:29,304 --> 01:39:31,704
Goddamn it! Goddamn it! Fuck you!
1324
01:39:31,804 --> 01:39:35,679
Fuck Fight Club. Fuck Marla!
I am sick of all your shit!
1325
01:39:37,179 --> 01:39:39,219
OK, man. OK.
1326
01:39:40,099 --> 01:39:42,309
- Quit screwing around. Steer!
- Look at you!
1327
01:39:42,469 --> 01:39:45,634
- Steer!
- Look at you! You're fucking pathetic!
1328
01:39:45,734 --> 01:39:50,359
- Why? Why? What are you talking about?
- Why do you think I blew up your condo?
1329
01:39:51,359 --> 01:39:52,359
What?
1330
01:39:52,659 --> 01:39:56,319
Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat.
It's not a goddamn seminar.
1331
01:39:57,159 --> 01:40:00,329
Stop trying to control everything
and just let go!
1332
01:40:03,409 --> 01:40:05,709
- Let go!
- All right. Fine.
1333
01:40:07,289 --> 01:40:08,289
Fine.
1334
01:41:07,599 --> 01:41:10,019
I'd never been in a car accident.
1335
01:41:11,229 --> 01:41:13,304
This must have been
what all those people felt like
1336
01:41:13,404 --> 01:41:16,529
before I filed them
as statistics in my reports.
1337
01:41:17,319 --> 01:41:18,529
Goddamn!
1338
01:41:22,699 --> 01:41:25,329
We've just had a near-life experience!
1339
01:41:30,709 --> 01:41:35,579
In the world I see, you're stalking elk
through the Grand Canyon forests
1340
01:41:35,679 --> 01:41:38,379
around the ruins of Rockefeller Center.
1341
01:41:40,509 --> 01:41:44,929
You'll wear leather clothes
that will last you the rest of your life.
1342
01:41:45,309 --> 01:41:49,229
You'll climb the thick kudzu vines
that wrap the Sears Tower.
1343
01:41:50,559 --> 01:41:54,399
And when you look down,
you'll see tiny figures pounding corn,
1344
01:41:55,069 --> 01:41:56,309
laying strips of venison
1345
01:41:56,409 --> 01:42:00,529
in the empty car-pool lane
of some abandoned superhighway.
1346
01:42:13,629 --> 01:42:15,419
Feel better, champ.
1347
01:42:33,809 --> 01:42:35,219
And then...
1348
01:42:35,319 --> 01:42:36,519
Tyler?
1349
01:42:36,824 --> 01:42:38,479
... Tyler was gone.
1350
01:42:46,949 --> 01:42:48,409
Was I asleep?
1351
01:42:50,449 --> 01:42:51,819
Had I slept?
1352
01:42:51,919 --> 01:42:54,449
You are not
a beautiful, unique snowflake...
1353
01:42:54,549 --> 01:42:57,579
The house had become a living thing,
1354
01:42:57,679 --> 01:43:00,999
wet inside from so many people
sweating and breathing.
1355
01:43:01,099 --> 01:43:02,664
We are all part
of the same compost heap...
1356
01:43:02,764 --> 01:43:06,889
So many people moving, the house moved.
1357
01:43:08,059 --> 01:43:09,924
Planet Tyler.
1358
01:43:10,024 --> 01:43:14,729
I had to hug the walls, trapped inside
this clockwork of space monkeys.
1359
01:43:15,019 --> 01:43:18,179
You can't be smoking!
You know how much ether is in here?
1360
01:43:18,279 --> 01:43:21,109
Cooking and working
and sleeping in teams.
1361
01:43:24,359 --> 01:43:26,029
Hang on a second.
1362
01:43:45,799 --> 01:43:47,299
It's under control, sir.
1363
01:43:50,559 --> 01:43:52,089
Where's Tyler?
1364
01:43:52,189 --> 01:43:54,969
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not...
1365
01:43:55,069 --> 01:43:57,069
Right. OK.
1366
01:43:59,569 --> 01:44:01,069
I'm all alone.
1367
01:44:01,649 --> 01:44:05,029
My father dumped me. Tyler dumped me.
1368
01:44:05,609 --> 01:44:07,609
I am Jack's broken heart.
1369
01:44:12,199 --> 01:44:15,749
What comes next in Project Mayhem
only Tyler knows.
1370
01:44:16,579 --> 01:44:19,579
The second rule is
you do not ask questions.
1371
01:44:22,709 --> 01:44:25,629
Get the fuck away from me!
Get the fuck away!
1372
01:44:26,469 --> 01:44:28,469
Who are all these people?
1373
01:44:33,179 --> 01:44:35,429
The Paper Street Soap Company.
1374
01:44:37,979 --> 01:44:39,479
Can I come in?
1375
01:44:42,769 --> 01:44:44,279
He's not here.
1376
01:44:45,069 --> 01:44:46,069
What?
1377
01:44:47,779 --> 01:44:50,529
Tyler isn't here.
1378
01:44:51,779 --> 01:44:53,774
Tyler went away.
1379
01:44:53,874 --> 01:44:55,329
Tyler's gone.
1380
01:45:11,759 --> 01:45:13,549
Jesus! Get some help!
1381
01:45:26,489 --> 01:45:30,109
Two gunshot wounds coming through!
Make some fucking room!
1382
01:45:30,529 --> 01:45:32,564
What happened? What happened?
1383
01:45:32,664 --> 01:45:33,939
We were on assignment.
1384
01:45:34,039 --> 01:45:37,119
We were supposed to kill
two birds with one stone.
1385
01:45:37,289 --> 01:45:39,779
Destroy a piece of corporate art...
1386
01:45:39,879 --> 01:45:42,329
Operation Latte Thunder. Go!
1387
01:45:43,839 --> 01:45:46,339
...and trash a franchise coffee bar.
1388
01:45:52,339 --> 01:45:54,849
We had it all worked out, sir.
1389
01:46:02,729 --> 01:46:06,059
- It went smooth until...
- Police! Freeze!
1390
01:46:06,159 --> 01:46:08,939
- What?
- They shot Bob.
1391
01:46:10,529 --> 01:46:13,359
- They shot him in the head.
- Fucking pigs!
1392
01:46:18,289 --> 01:46:19,889
Oh, God!
1393
01:46:20,044 --> 01:46:23,869
- Those motherfuckers!
- You morons.
1394
01:46:24,379 --> 01:46:27,329
You run around in ski masks
trying to blow things up?
1395
01:46:27,429 --> 01:46:29,959
What did you think was gonna happen?
1396
01:46:33,219 --> 01:46:36,839
OK, quick! We gotta
get rid of the evidence - his body!
1397
01:46:36,939 --> 01:46:38,969
- Bury him.
- What?
1398
01:46:39,179 --> 01:46:41,729
Take him to the garden and bury him.
1399
01:46:42,479 --> 01:46:46,679
- Come on, people, let's go!
- Get the fuck off! Get away from him!
1400
01:46:46,779 --> 01:46:48,139
What are you talking about?
1401
01:46:48,239 --> 01:46:51,069
This isn't fucking evidence.
This is a person.
1402
01:46:51,239 --> 01:46:54,269
He's my friend
and you're not burying him in the garden!
1403
01:46:54,369 --> 01:46:57,064
He was killed serving Project Mayhem, sir.
1404
01:46:57,164 --> 01:46:59,984
- This is Bob.
- But, sir, in...
1405
01:47:00,084 --> 01:47:02,319
In Project Mayhem, we have no names.
1406
01:47:02,419 --> 01:47:03,739
Now, you listen to me.
1407
01:47:03,839 --> 01:47:08,329
This is a man and he has a name,
and it's Robert Paulsen, OK?
1408
01:47:08,429 --> 01:47:09,494
Robert Paulsen?
1409
01:47:09,594 --> 01:47:11,914
He's a man,
and he's dead now because of us.
1410
01:47:12,014 --> 01:47:13,839
Do you understand that?
1411
01:47:14,929 --> 01:47:16,429
I understand.
1412
01:47:18,679 --> 01:47:23,059
In death, a member of Project Mayhem
has a name.
1413
01:47:24,899 --> 01:47:26,979
His name is Robert Paulsen.
1414
01:47:27,769 --> 01:47:29,899
His name is Robert Paulsen.
1415
01:47:30,529 --> 01:47:33,399
His name... is Robert Paulsen.
1416
01:47:34,359 --> 01:47:36,949
His name is Robert Paulsen.
1417
01:47:37,119 --> 01:47:40,329
- Come on, guys. Please. Stop it.
- His name is Robert Paulsen.
1418
01:47:43,909 --> 01:47:46,419
Shut up! This is all over with!
1419
01:48:21,159 --> 01:48:22,194
Tyler?
1420
01:48:22,294 --> 01:48:24,789
No, this is Detective Stern
of the Arson Unit.
1421
01:48:24,999 --> 01:48:26,499
I need to see you...
1422
01:48:31,089 --> 01:48:35,209
I went to all the cities
on Tyler's used ticket stubs, bar-hopping.
1423
01:48:35,919 --> 01:48:37,249
I didn't know how,
1424
01:48:37,349 --> 01:48:40,419
but I could look at 50 different bars,
and somehow I just knew.
1425
01:48:40,519 --> 01:48:45,049
I'm looking for Tyler Durden.
It's very important that I talk to him.
1426
01:48:45,149 --> 01:48:47,099
I wish I could help you,
1427
01:48:47,309 --> 01:48:48,309
sir.
1428
01:48:54,689 --> 01:48:56,529
Every city I went to,
1429
01:48:57,699 --> 01:49:00,149
as soon as I set foot off the plane,
1430
01:49:00,249 --> 01:49:02,489
I knew a Fight Club was close.
1431
01:49:03,239 --> 01:49:04,289
Hey! Hey!
1432
01:49:05,539 --> 01:49:06,539
Taxi!
1433
01:49:06,869 --> 01:49:08,324
Look at my face. I'm a member.
1434
01:49:08,424 --> 01:49:11,619
Now, I just need to know
if you've seen Tyler.
1435
01:49:11,719 --> 01:49:15,329
I'm not exposed to bespeak
any such information to you,
1436
01:49:15,429 --> 01:49:19,759
nor would I, even if I had said information
at this juncture, be able.
1437
01:49:21,889 --> 01:49:24,389
- You're a moron.
- I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
1438
01:49:26,059 --> 01:49:31,149
Tyler had been busy,
setting up franchises all over the country.
1439
01:49:33,939 --> 01:49:37,229
Was I asleep? Had I slept?
1440
01:49:38,359 --> 01:49:41,069
Is Tyler my bad dream, or am I Tyler's?
1441
01:49:42,069 --> 01:49:44,439
- We've just heard the stories.
- What stories?
1442
01:49:44,539 --> 01:49:49,119
- Nobody knows what he looks like.
- He has plastic surgery every three years.
1443
01:49:49,659 --> 01:49:51,784
That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.
1444
01:49:51,884 --> 01:49:56,249
- Is it true about Fight Club in Miami?
- Is Mr. Durden building an army?
1445
01:49:57,089 --> 01:50:00,219
I was living in a state of perpetual dejà vu.
1446
01:50:01,089 --> 01:50:04,259
Everywhere I went,
I felt I'd already been there.
1447
01:50:05,009 --> 01:50:07,719
It was like following an invisible man.
1448
01:50:08,929 --> 01:50:11,059
The smell of dried blood.
1449
01:50:12,099 --> 01:50:15,054
Dirty, bare footprints circling each other.
1450
01:50:15,154 --> 01:50:18,069
That aroma of old sweat,
like fried chicken.
1451
01:50:18,779 --> 01:50:23,064
The feel of a floor still warm
from a fight the night before.
1452
01:50:23,164 --> 01:50:25,909
I was always just one step behind Tyler.
1453
01:50:28,869 --> 01:50:34,119
His name is Robert Paulsen.
His name is Robert Paulsen. His...
1454
01:50:36,959 --> 01:50:38,629
Welcome back, sir.
1455
01:50:40,089 --> 01:50:41,759
How have you been?
1456
01:50:42,879 --> 01:50:44,429
Do you know me?
1457
01:50:44,969 --> 01:50:47,969
- Is this a test, sir?
- No. This is not a test.
1458
01:50:49,639 --> 01:50:51,929
You were in here last Thursday.
1459
01:50:52,479 --> 01:50:53,729
Thursday?
1460
01:50:54,269 --> 01:50:58,439
You were standing where you are now,
asking how good security is.
1461
01:50:58,979 --> 01:51:01,029
It's tight as a drum, sir.
1462
01:51:03,149 --> 01:51:05,029
Who do you think I am?
1463
01:51:05,819 --> 01:51:09,489
- Are you sure this isn't a test?
- No, this is not a test.
1464
01:51:11,079 --> 01:51:12,709
You're Mr. Durden.
1465
01:51:13,669 --> 01:51:15,999
You're the one who gave me this.
1466
01:51:17,089 --> 01:51:20,799
Please return your seat backs
to their full upright and locked position.
1467
01:51:32,599 --> 01:51:34,094
- Yeah?
- Marla, it's me.
1468
01:51:34,194 --> 01:51:36,304
- Have we ever done it?
- Done what?
1469
01:51:36,404 --> 01:51:39,474
- Had sex.
- What kind of stupid question is that?
1470
01:51:39,574 --> 01:51:42,729
Stupid because the answer's yes
or because it's no?
1471
01:51:42,829 --> 01:51:44,809
- Is this a trick?
- No. I need to know...
1472
01:51:44,909 --> 01:51:49,399
You wanna know if I think
we were just having sex or making love?
1473
01:51:49,499 --> 01:51:52,119
- We did make love?
- Is that what you're calling it?
1474
01:51:52,369 --> 01:51:55,614
Just answer the question!
Did we do it or not?
1475
01:51:55,714 --> 01:51:58,449
You fuck me, then snub me.
You love me, you hate me.
1476
01:51:58,549 --> 01:52:01,119
You're sensitive,
then you turn into an asshole.
1477
01:52:01,219 --> 01:52:03,879
Does that describe our relationship, Tyler?
1478
01:52:04,549 --> 01:52:06,629
We have just lost cabin pressure.
1479
01:52:06,799 --> 01:52:08,584
- What did you say?
- What is wrong with you?
1480
01:52:08,684 --> 01:52:11,129
- Say my name!
- Tyler Durden.
1481
01:52:11,229 --> 01:52:13,799
Tyler Durden, you fucking freak!
What's going on?
1482
01:52:13,899 --> 01:52:15,929
- I'm coming over!
- I'm not there!
1483
01:52:18,019 --> 01:52:20,054
You broke your promise.
1484
01:52:20,154 --> 01:52:22,434
- Jesus, Tyler.
- You talked to her about me.
1485
01:52:22,534 --> 01:52:27,689
- What the fuck is going on?
- I ask you for one thing. One simple thing.
1486
01:52:27,789 --> 01:52:30,199
Why do people think that I'm you?
1487
01:52:30,779 --> 01:52:32,119
Answer me!
1488
01:52:36,249 --> 01:52:37,249
Sit.
1489
01:52:40,629 --> 01:52:43,629
Answer me. Why do people think I'm you?
1490
01:52:43,919 --> 01:52:45,664
I think you know.
1491
01:52:45,764 --> 01:52:47,834
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.
1492
01:52:47,934 --> 01:52:50,969
Why would anyone
possibly confuse you with me?
1493
01:52:52,389 --> 01:52:54,059
I... I don't know.
1494
01:52:58,599 --> 01:53:00,439
- You got it.
- No.
1495
01:53:00,689 --> 01:53:03,439
- Do not fuck with us!
- Say it.
1496
01:53:04,979 --> 01:53:06,319
Because...
1497
01:53:08,109 --> 01:53:09,319
Say it!
1498
01:53:11,319 --> 01:53:13,619
Because we're the same person.
1499
01:53:13,869 --> 01:53:14,944
That's right.
1500
01:53:15,044 --> 01:53:17,614
We are the all-singing, all-dancing...
1501
01:53:17,714 --> 01:53:21,409
- I don't understand this.
- You wanted a way to change your life.
1502
01:53:21,509 --> 01:53:23,704
You could not do this on your own.
1503
01:53:23,804 --> 01:53:27,049
All the ways you wish you could be -
that's me.
1504
01:53:28,219 --> 01:53:30,499
I look like you wanna look,
fuck like you wanna fuck,
1505
01:53:30,599 --> 01:53:35,759
I am smart, capable and, most importantly,
I'm free in all the ways that you are not.
1506
01:53:36,059 --> 01:53:37,089
Oh, no.
1507
01:53:37,189 --> 01:53:40,344
- Tyler's not here. Tyler went away.
- What?
1508
01:53:40,444 --> 01:53:44,689
- This isn't possible. This is crazy.
- People do it every day.
1509
01:53:44,939 --> 01:53:48,729
They talk to themselves.
They see themselves as they'd like to be.
1510
01:53:48,829 --> 01:53:52,869
They don't have the courage you have
to just run with it.
1511
01:53:55,199 --> 01:53:58,819
You still wrestle with it,
so sometimes you're still you.
1512
01:53:58,919 --> 01:54:00,459
We should do this again sometime.
1513
01:54:00,829 --> 01:54:03,074
Other times,
you imagine you're watching me.
1514
01:54:03,174 --> 01:54:06,034
If this is your first time, you have to fight.
1515
01:54:06,134 --> 01:54:09,799
Little by little,
you're just letting yourself become...
1516
01:54:11,759 --> 01:54:12,919
Tyler Durden.
1517
01:54:13,019 --> 01:54:16,559
You are not your job
or how much money you have!
1518
01:54:16,969 --> 01:54:18,674
- No. You have a house.
- Rented in your name.
1519
01:54:18,774 --> 01:54:22,349
- You have jobs, a life.
- You work nights because you can't sleep.
1520
01:54:22,519 --> 01:54:26,349
- Or you stay up and make soap.
- You're fucking Marla, Tyler.
1521
01:54:26,449 --> 01:54:28,979
Technically, you are.
But it's all the same to her.
1522
01:54:31,649 --> 01:54:33,199
Oh, my God.
1523
01:54:34,029 --> 01:54:36,119
Now you see our dilemma.
1524
01:54:36,699 --> 01:54:38,579
She knows too much.
1525
01:54:39,499 --> 01:54:42,709
I think we're gonna have to talk about
how this might compromise our goals.
1526
01:54:44,879 --> 01:54:47,089
What... What are you saying?
1527
01:54:47,209 --> 01:54:51,209
This is bullshit. This is bullshit!
I'm not listening to this.
1528
01:54:51,309 --> 01:54:54,294
- You are insane!
- No. You're insane.
1529
01:54:54,394 --> 01:54:57,549
And we simply
do not have time for this crap.
1530
01:54:59,269 --> 01:55:01,174
It's called a changeover.
1531
01:55:01,274 --> 01:55:05,309
The movie goes on,
and nobody in the audience has any idea.
1532
01:55:19,079 --> 01:55:22,694
- Sir! Are you checking out?
- Yeah. Bill me.
1533
01:55:22,794 --> 01:55:26,249
I need you to initial
this list of phone calls, please.
1534
01:55:29,749 --> 01:55:33,469
- When were these made?
- Between 2:00 and 3:30 this morning.
1535
01:55:38,929 --> 01:55:41,259
Have I been going to bed earlier
every night?
1536
01:55:41,359 --> 01:55:43,519
Have I been sleeping later?
1537
01:55:45,099 --> 01:55:48,019
Have I been Tyler longer and longer?
1538
01:55:51,779 --> 01:55:53,359
Is anybody here?
1539
01:55:55,779 --> 01:55:58,279
Dejà vu, all over again.
1540
01:55:59,449 --> 01:56:02,489
With enough soap,
one could blow up anything.
1541
01:56:05,249 --> 01:56:06,709
Oh, my God.
1542
01:56:10,459 --> 01:56:12,459
- 1888.
- Who am I calling?
1543
01:56:12,879 --> 01:56:15,129
Franklin. This is maintenance.
1544
01:56:16,679 --> 01:56:19,254
Hello? Hello?
1545
01:56:19,354 --> 01:56:20,969
Franklin Street?
1546
01:56:22,139 --> 01:56:24,099
Yes. Can I help you?
1547
01:56:26,689 --> 01:56:29,269
- Hello?
- Yeah, yeah.
1548
01:56:29,809 --> 01:56:31,974
I need to talk to your supervisor
right away.
1549
01:56:32,074 --> 01:56:34,019
- Speaking.
- OK, listen to me.
1550
01:56:34,119 --> 01:56:37,189
Something terrible
is about to happen to your building.
1551
01:56:37,289 --> 01:56:39,239
It's under control, sir.
1552
01:56:39,949 --> 01:56:43,409
- Excuse me?
- Don't worry about us, sir. We're solid.
1553
01:56:47,419 --> 01:56:49,819
2160.
1554
01:56:56,929 --> 01:56:59,509
Marla! Marla! Hey, wait!
1555
01:57:01,389 --> 01:57:03,964
Wait! I gotta talk to you! Marla! Marla!
1556
01:57:04,064 --> 01:57:06,589
Your bald freaks hit me
with a fucking broom!
1557
01:57:06,689 --> 01:57:08,384
They almost broke my arm!
1558
01:57:08,484 --> 01:57:10,019
They were burning
their fingertips with lye.
1559
01:57:12,109 --> 01:57:14,889
It'll take a tremendous act of faith
on your part, but hear me out.
1560
01:57:14,989 --> 01:57:18,699
- Here comes an avalanche of bullshit.
- A little more faith than that.
1561
01:57:23,079 --> 01:57:24,899
I don't wanna hear
anything you have to say.
1562
01:57:24,999 --> 01:57:27,739
You have every right to be...
1563
01:57:27,839 --> 01:57:29,404
I'll just have a coffee, thanks.
1564
01:57:29,504 --> 01:57:31,999
Sir, anything you order
is free of charge, sir.
1565
01:57:33,209 --> 01:57:35,879
- Why is it free of charge?
- Don't ask.
1566
01:57:36,089 --> 01:57:37,329
Whatever.
1567
01:57:37,429 --> 01:57:38,874
I'll have the clam chowder,
1568
01:57:38,974 --> 01:57:42,294
fried chicken with a baked potato
and chocolate chiffon pie.
1569
01:57:42,394 --> 01:57:44,464
Clean food, please.
1570
01:57:44,564 --> 01:57:47,134
In that case, sir,
I advise against the clam chowder.
1571
01:57:47,234 --> 01:57:49,349
No clam chowder. Thank you.
1572
01:57:51,979 --> 01:57:53,979
You got about 30 seconds.
1573
01:57:55,609 --> 01:57:58,819
I know I've been acting very strange, OK?
1574
01:57:59,149 --> 01:58:01,649
I know it seems there's two sides to me...
1575
01:58:01,749 --> 01:58:03,814
Two sides?
You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass.
1576
01:58:03,914 --> 01:58:07,234
I deserved that.
But I realized something important.
1577
01:58:07,334 --> 01:58:08,334
What?
1578
01:58:08,629 --> 01:58:11,864
The full extent of our relationship
wasn't clear to me until now,
1579
01:58:11,964 --> 01:58:13,994
for reasons I won't go into.
1580
01:58:14,094 --> 01:58:16,494
- I know I haven't treated you well.
- Whatever.
1581
01:58:16,594 --> 01:58:21,009
No, no. Fifteen seconds, please!
Fifteen seconds, don't open your mouth.
1582
01:58:21,549 --> 01:58:23,669
I'm trying to tell you I'm sorry.
1583
01:58:23,769 --> 01:58:27,429
What I've come to realize
is that I really like you, Marla.
1584
01:58:29,599 --> 01:58:31,389
- You do?
- I really do.
1585
01:58:32,149 --> 01:58:36,559
I care about you and I don't want anything
bad to happen to you because of me.
1586
01:58:36,659 --> 01:58:39,279
Your life is in danger.
1587
01:58:41,109 --> 01:58:43,949
- What?
- You need to leave town for a while.
1588
01:58:44,069 --> 01:58:46,359
Get out of any major city.
Just go camping...
1589
01:58:46,459 --> 01:58:48,149
You're an insane person.
1590
01:58:48,249 --> 01:58:51,989
- I've involved you in something terrible.
- No. Shut up!
1591
01:58:52,089 --> 01:58:54,169
- You're not safe.
- Shut up!
1592
01:58:56,629 --> 01:59:00,799
- Listen, I tried, Tyler. I really tried.
- I know you did.
1593
01:59:00,969 --> 01:59:06,139
There are things about you I like.
You're smart, funny, spectacular in bed.
1594
01:59:06,799 --> 01:59:09,389
But... you're intolerable.
1595
01:59:10,059 --> 01:59:13,884
You have very serious emotional problems
1596
01:59:13,984 --> 01:59:15,889
for which you should seek
professional help.
1597
01:59:15,989 --> 01:59:20,149
- I know, and I'm sorry.
- You're sorry, I'm sorry, everyone's sorry.
1598
01:59:21,529 --> 01:59:23,529
I can't do this anymore.
1599
01:59:24,359 --> 01:59:26,819
I can't. I won't.
1600
01:59:28,699 --> 01:59:29,989
I'm gone.
1601
01:59:30,949 --> 01:59:33,159
You can't leave, Marla! You're not safe!
1602
01:59:36,789 --> 01:59:38,494
- Marla, you don't understand!
- Leave me alone!
1603
01:59:38,594 --> 01:59:40,799
I am trying to protect you!
1604
01:59:41,009 --> 01:59:44,169
- I never want to see you again!
- If that's what it takes...
1605
01:59:44,549 --> 01:59:46,299
Wait right here.
1606
01:59:50,719 --> 01:59:52,679
Hold it right there! Shut up!
1607
01:59:53,309 --> 01:59:56,729
Take this money and get on this bus.
I promise I will never bother you again.
1608
01:59:58,019 --> 01:59:59,304
Shut up!
1609
01:59:59,404 --> 02:00:02,359
Please get on the bus.
Please get on the bus.
1610
02:00:03,899 --> 02:00:06,729
- Why are you doing this?
- They think you're a threat.
1611
02:00:06,829 --> 02:00:08,939
I can't explain now. Trust me.
1612
02:00:09,039 --> 02:00:10,944
If I see where you're going,
you won't be safe.
1613
02:00:11,044 --> 02:00:13,654
I'm not paying this back.
I consider it asshole tax.
1614
02:00:13,754 --> 02:00:17,534
Fine. Remember, stay out of major cities
for a couple of days, OK?
1615
02:00:17,634 --> 02:00:18,879
Tyler...
1616
02:00:20,379 --> 02:00:22,629
You're the worst thing
that ever happened to me.
1617
02:00:37,599 --> 02:00:40,109
Hello. I need you to arrest me.
1618
02:00:40,769 --> 02:00:43,014
I am the leader of a terrorist organization
1619
02:00:43,114 --> 02:00:47,609
responsible for numerous acts
of vandalism and assault all over this city.
1620
02:00:48,279 --> 02:00:51,739
In the metropolitan area,
we had probably 200 members.
1621
02:00:52,159 --> 02:00:56,154
Chapters have sprung up
in five or six other major cities already.
1622
02:00:56,254 --> 02:00:59,449
This is a tightly regimented organization
1623
02:00:59,549 --> 02:01:04,089
with many cells capable of operating
independent of central leadership.
1624
02:01:05,089 --> 02:01:08,929
Go to the house, OK? 1537 Paper Street.
1625
02:01:09,549 --> 02:01:11,169
That's our headquarters.
1626
02:01:11,269 --> 02:01:16,099
In the back, buried in the garden,
you'll find the body of Robert Paulsen.
1627
02:01:17,439 --> 02:01:19,759
In the basement, you'll find some bathtubs
1628
02:01:19,859 --> 02:01:24,439
that have been used very recently
to make large quantities of nitroglycerin.
1629
02:01:25,689 --> 02:01:28,519
I believe the plan is
to blow up the headquarters
1630
02:01:28,619 --> 02:01:30,439
of these credit-card companies
1631
02:01:30,539 --> 02:01:32,319
and the TRW building.
1632
02:01:34,079 --> 02:01:37,449
Why these buildings?
Why credit-card companies?
1633
02:01:37,829 --> 02:01:41,249
If you erase the debt record,
then we all go back to zero.
1634
02:01:42,129 --> 02:01:44,209
You'll create total chaos.
1635
02:01:46,759 --> 02:01:49,759
Keep him talking.
I need to make a phone call.
1636
02:01:59,889 --> 02:02:02,309
I really admire what you're doing.
1637
02:02:03,479 --> 02:02:06,189
- What?
- You're a brave man to order this.
1638
02:02:07,149 --> 02:02:08,934
You're a genius, sir.
1639
02:02:09,034 --> 02:02:13,029
You said if anyone ever interferes
with Project Mayhem, even you,
1640
02:02:14,159 --> 02:02:15,699
we gotta get his balls.
1641
02:02:16,829 --> 02:02:20,279
- Don't fight.
- It's a powerful gesture, Mr. Durden.
1642
02:02:20,379 --> 02:02:23,534
- It'll set quite an example.
- You're making a big mistake!
1643
02:02:23,634 --> 02:02:25,829
- You said you'd say that.
- I'm not Tyler Durden!
1644
02:02:25,929 --> 02:02:28,209
You told us you'd say that too.
1645
02:02:28,759 --> 02:02:30,749
All right. I am Tyler Durden.
1646
02:02:30,849 --> 02:02:35,459
Listen to me. I'm giving you a direct order.
We're aborting this mission now.
1647
02:02:35,559 --> 02:02:38,269
You said you would definitely say that.
1648
02:02:40,059 --> 02:02:41,599
Let me go!
1649
02:02:42,849 --> 02:02:46,519
Are you fucking out of your minds?
You're police officers!
1650
02:02:48,319 --> 02:02:49,769
Is somebody timing this?
1651
02:02:49,869 --> 02:02:51,649
Keep your mouth shut.
1652
02:02:52,949 --> 02:02:53,949
Shit!
1653
02:02:57,699 --> 02:03:00,699
- Some of this information checks out.
- Uh- huh?
1654
02:03:01,079 --> 02:03:03,959
- Let's go to that house on Paper Street.
- Be right there.
1655
02:03:05,289 --> 02:03:06,379
Hey, wait!
1656
02:03:06,539 --> 02:03:07,784
- You got him?
- I got him.
1657
02:03:07,884 --> 02:03:09,494
Sir, we have to do this.
1658
02:03:09,594 --> 02:03:12,334
- Stop fighting!
- Where's the rubber band?
1659
02:03:12,434 --> 02:03:15,429
Get away from me!
Drop that fucking knife!
1660
02:03:18,469 --> 02:03:22,019
Back up. Face down on the floor right now!
1661
02:03:24,149 --> 02:03:26,019
Get down on the floor!
1662
02:03:30,569 --> 02:03:34,649
First person that comes out this door
gets a lead salad! Understand?
1663
02:03:59,509 --> 02:04:01,429
Get away! Stay away!
1664
02:04:14,569 --> 02:04:15,739
I ran.
1665
02:04:17,239 --> 02:04:21,119
I ran until my muscles burned
and my veins pumped battery acid.
1666
02:04:23,869 --> 02:04:25,909
Then I ran some more.
1667
02:05:07,459 --> 02:05:10,449
What the fuck are you doing,
running around in your underpants?
1668
02:05:10,549 --> 02:05:12,329
You look crazy!
1669
02:05:12,429 --> 02:05:15,414
No. I'm onto you.
I know what's going on here.
1670
02:05:15,514 --> 02:05:20,299
Come on, then. I got us a great place
to watch from. It'll be like Pay-per-view.
1671
02:06:08,979 --> 02:06:10,259
Oh, Christ.
1672
02:06:10,359 --> 02:06:12,179
Now what are you doing?
1673
02:06:12,279 --> 02:06:14,359
- I'm stopping this.
- Why?
1674
02:06:14,899 --> 02:06:18,684
- The greatest thing you've ever done.
- I can't let this happen.
1675
02:06:18,784 --> 02:06:20,899
There are 10 other bombs
in 10 other buildings.
1676
02:06:21,489 --> 02:06:23,609
Since when is Project Mayhem
about murder?
1677
02:06:23,709 --> 02:06:28,944
The buildings are empty. We're not
killing anyone. We're setting them free!
1678
02:06:29,044 --> 02:06:31,829
Bob is dead. They shot him in the head.
1679
02:06:32,459 --> 02:06:34,534
You wanna make an omelet,
you gotta break eggs.
1680
02:06:34,634 --> 02:06:37,919
No. I'm not listening to you.
You're not even there.
1681
02:06:45,299 --> 02:06:49,214
Wouldn't do that.
Not unless I knew which wires were what.
1682
02:06:49,314 --> 02:06:51,269
If you know, then I know.
1683
02:06:56,609 --> 02:07:01,439
Or... maybe I knew you'd know, so I spent
all day thinking about the wrong ones.
1684
02:07:09,829 --> 02:07:11,159
You think?
1685
02:07:12,499 --> 02:07:15,034
Oh, heavens, no. Not the green one.
1686
02:07:15,134 --> 02:07:17,589
Pull any one but the green one.
1687
02:07:22,679 --> 02:07:25,129
I asked you not to do that!
1688
02:07:27,469 --> 02:07:28,469
Fuck!
1689
02:07:29,929 --> 02:07:32,139
Tyler, get away from the van.
1690
02:07:34,139 --> 02:07:37,149
Tyler, I'm not kidding!
Get away from the van!
1691
02:07:38,069 --> 02:07:39,439
Goddamn it!
1692
02:07:40,819 --> 02:07:42,989
Whoa! Whoa!
1693
02:07:46,119 --> 02:07:47,119
OK.
1694
02:07:47,459 --> 02:07:50,569
You are now firing a gun
at your imaginary friend
1695
02:07:50,669 --> 02:07:53,329
near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!
1696
02:07:55,669 --> 02:07:57,749
Cool it, Tyler!
1697
02:08:10,719 --> 02:08:13,429
Aw, come on! Don't go!
1698
02:08:52,559 --> 02:08:53,559
What?
1699
02:09:39,269 --> 02:09:42,809
Three minutes. This is it.
1700
02:09:43,149 --> 02:09:45,264
The beginning.
1701
02:09:45,364 --> 02:09:46,809
Ground zero.
1702
02:09:46,909 --> 02:09:51,529
- I think this is about where we came in.
- Want to say a few words for the occasion?
1703
02:09:54,199 --> 02:09:55,319
I'm sorry?
1704
02:09:55,419 --> 02:09:57,789
I still can't think of anything.
1705
02:09:59,119 --> 02:10:01,039
Ah. Flashback humor.
1706
02:10:06,879 --> 02:10:09,089
It's getting exciting now.
1707
02:10:10,469 --> 02:10:13,969
Two and a half.
Think of everything we've accomplished.
1708
02:10:15,889 --> 02:10:19,979
Out these windows, we will view
the collapse of financial history.
1709
02:10:20,139 --> 02:10:23,099
One step closer to economic equilibrium.
1710
02:10:37,909 --> 02:10:40,619
- Why is she here?
- Tying up loose ends.
1711
02:10:41,369 --> 02:10:44,169
Put me down, you bald-headed fuck!
1712
02:10:44,879 --> 02:10:49,249
- I beg you, please don't do this.
- I'm not doing this. We are doing this.
1713
02:10:49,349 --> 02:10:52,339
- This is what we want.
- No. I don't want this.
1714
02:10:52,509 --> 02:10:57,259
Right. Except "you" is meaningless now.
We have to forget about you.
1715
02:10:58,179 --> 02:11:01,094
- You're a voice in my head.
- You're a voice in mine!
1716
02:11:01,194 --> 02:11:04,764
- Why can't I get rid of you?
- You need me.
1717
02:11:04,864 --> 02:11:07,179
No. I don't. I really don't anymore.
1718
02:11:07,279 --> 02:11:11,359
You created me. I didn't create some
loser alter ego to make me feel better.
1719
02:11:11,569 --> 02:11:13,939
- Take some responsibility.
- I do.
1720
02:11:14,039 --> 02:11:17,524
I am responsible for all of it,
and I accept that.
1721
02:11:17,624 --> 02:11:21,199
So, please, I'm begging you,
please call this off.
1722
02:11:23,709 --> 02:11:25,669
Have I ever let us down?
1723
02:11:27,339 --> 02:11:30,049
How far have you come because of me?
1724
02:11:35,509 --> 02:11:37,589
I will bring us through this.
1725
02:11:37,689 --> 02:11:41,519
As always, I will carry you
kicking and screaming,
1726
02:11:41,639 --> 02:11:44,099
and in the end you will thank me.
1727
02:11:44,349 --> 02:11:46,849
Tyler. Tyler.
1728
02:11:46,979 --> 02:11:50,849
I'm grateful to you
for everything that you've done for me.
1729
02:11:50,949 --> 02:11:53,354
But this is too much. I don't want this.
1730
02:11:53,454 --> 02:11:58,234
What do you want? Your shit job back?
Fucking condo world, watching sitcoms?
1731
02:11:58,334 --> 02:12:00,369
Fuck you! I won't do it.
1732
02:12:01,369 --> 02:12:05,209
- This can't be happening.
- It's already done, so shut up!
1733
02:12:05,789 --> 02:12:09,289
- 60 seconds till CRI.
- No.
1734
02:12:10,999 --> 02:12:14,009
I can figure this out. This isn't even real.
1735
02:12:14,339 --> 02:12:18,179
You're not real. That gun...
That gun isn't even in your hand.
1736
02:12:19,349 --> 02:12:21,139
The gun's in my hand.
1737
02:12:27,269 --> 02:12:30,059
Good for you. It doesn't change a thing.
1738
02:12:38,279 --> 02:12:41,079
Why do you wanna put a gun to your head?
1739
02:12:41,739 --> 02:12:43,659
Not my head, Tyler.
1740
02:12:43,949 --> 02:12:45,369
Our head.
1741
02:12:47,499 --> 02:12:48,919
Interesting.
1742
02:12:52,379 --> 02:12:55,299
Where are you going with this, IKEA boy?
1743
02:13:01,349 --> 02:13:04,099
Hey. It's you and me.
1744
02:13:08,059 --> 02:13:09,399
Friends?
1745
02:13:10,809 --> 02:13:12,009
Tyler,
1746
02:13:15,529 --> 02:13:18,109
I want you to really listen to me.
1747
02:13:18,779 --> 02:13:19,779
OK.
1748
02:13:21,829 --> 02:13:23,659
My eyes are open.
1749
02:13:41,219 --> 02:13:42,929
What's that smell?
1750
02:14:03,659 --> 02:14:06,989
- Where is everybody?
- Oh, no. What's going on?
1751
02:14:07,499 --> 02:14:08,999
Mr. Durden!
1752
02:14:09,369 --> 02:14:10,869
Oh, my God!
1753
02:14:11,879 --> 02:14:12,879
Sir!
1754
02:14:16,379 --> 02:14:19,549
Are you... Are you all right, sir?
1755
02:14:19,969 --> 02:14:23,679
- Oh, yeah, I'm OK.
- You look terrible, sir. What happened?
1756
02:14:24,009 --> 02:14:27,674
- Oh, nothing, it's no problem.
- No, no, no, sir. He's not kidding.
1757
02:14:27,774 --> 02:14:31,389
- You look awful. You need assistance.
- I'm fine.
1758
02:14:31,899 --> 02:14:34,359
Look, I'm fine. Everything's fine.
1759
02:14:36,439 --> 02:14:38,839
Ow! Stop it!
1760
02:14:39,409 --> 02:14:41,859
- Let her go.
- Christ Almighty!
1761
02:14:42,739 --> 02:14:43,739
You!
1762
02:14:44,739 --> 02:14:46,079
Hi, Marla.
1763
02:14:47,579 --> 02:14:51,539
- Leave her with me. Meet me downstairs.
- Are you sure?
1764
02:14:51,749 --> 02:14:53,419
Yes, I'm sure.
1765
02:14:55,249 --> 02:14:59,414
You fucker! What sick fucking game
are you playing at, putting me on a...
1766
02:14:59,514 --> 02:15:01,874
Oh, my God, your face!
1767
02:15:01,974 --> 02:15:03,469
Yeah, I know.
1768
02:15:08,929 --> 02:15:11,134
- What happened?
- Don't ask.
1769
02:15:11,234 --> 02:15:13,179
- You're shot.
- Yes, I'm shot.
1770
02:15:13,279 --> 02:15:15,099
Oh, my God.
1771
02:15:15,229 --> 02:15:18,569
- I can't believe he's standing.
- Tough motherfucker.
1772
02:15:22,739 --> 02:15:24,279
Who did this?
1773
02:15:24,819 --> 02:15:26,449
I did, actually.
1774
02:15:27,159 --> 02:15:28,869
Find some gauze.
1775
02:15:30,499 --> 02:15:34,784
- You shot yourself?
- Yes, but it's OK. Marla, look at me.
1776
02:15:34,884 --> 02:15:36,379
I'm really OK.
1777
02:15:37,879 --> 02:15:40,879
Trust me. Everything's gonna be fine.
1778
02:15:54,229 --> 02:15:56,809
You met me at
a very strange time in my life.
1779
02:15:59,399 --> 02:16:02,649
With your feet on the air
and your head on the ground
1780
02:16:06,779 --> 02:16:09,369
Try this trick and spin it
1781
02:16:10,079 --> 02:16:12,354
Yeah!
1782
02:16:12,454 --> 02:16:15,489
Your head will collapse
but there's nothing in it
1783
02:16:15,589 --> 02:16:17,739
And you'll ask yourself
1784
02:16:17,839 --> 02:16:22,639
Where is my mind?
1785
02:16:23,089 --> 02:16:26,299
Where is my mind?
1786
02:16:34,389 --> 02:16:39,422
Way out in the water
1787
02:16:39,522 --> 02:16:40,729
See it swimming?
1788
02:16:46,699 --> 02:16:49,869
I was swimming in the Caribbean
1789
02:16:53,289 --> 02:16:56,829
Animals were hiding behind a rock
1790
02:16:58,919 --> 02:17:00,574
Except the little fish
1791
02:17:00,674 --> 02:17:02,244
When they told me east is west
1792
02:17:02,344 --> 02:17:04,589
Trying to talk to me, coy koi
1793
02:17:04,709 --> 02:17:09,509
Where is my mind?
1794
02:17:21,309 --> 02:17:25,309
Way out in the water
1795
02:17:25,409 --> 02:17:27,069
See it swimming?
1796
02:17:41,329 --> 02:17:45,089
With your feet on the air
and your head on the ground
1797
02:17:48,589 --> 02:17:50,759
Try this trick and spin it
1798
02:17:51,299 --> 02:17:53,699
Yeah!
1799
02:17:54,099 --> 02:17:55,629
Your head will collapse
1800
02:17:55,729 --> 02:17:57,424
If there's nothing in it
1801
02:17:57,524 --> 02:17:59,549
And you'll ask yourself
1802
02:17:59,649 --> 02:18:04,449
Where is my mind?
1803
02:18:16,039 --> 02:18:20,859
Way out in the water
1804
02:18:20,959 --> 02:18:22,209
See it swimming?
1805
02:18:33,969 --> 02:18:37,309
Your feet are on the air
and your head on the ground
1806
02:18:40,809 --> 02:18:44,019
Try this trick and spin it...
1807
02:18:45,305 --> 02:19:45,264