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People always ask me
if I know Tyler Durden.
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Three minutes.
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This is it. Ground zero.
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Want to say a few words
for the occasion?
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With a gun barrel between your teeth,
you speak only in vowels.
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I can't think of anything.
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For a second, I forget about
Tyler's controlled demolition thing
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and I wonder how clean that gun is.
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It's getting exciting now.
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That old saying,
how you always hurt the one you love -
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well, it works both ways.
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We have front-row seats
for this theater of mass destruction.
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The Demolitions Committee
of Project Mayhem
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wrapped the foundation columns of
a dozen buildings with blasting gelatin.
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In two minutes,
primary charges will blow base charges
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and a few square blocks will be reduced
to smoldering rubble.
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I know this because Tyler knows this.
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Two and a half.
Think of everything we've accomplished.
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Suddenly I realize that all of this -
the gun, the bombs, the revolution -
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has got something to do
with a girl named Marla Singer.
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Bob. Bob had bitch tits.
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This was a support group
for men with testicular cancer.
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The big moosie slobbering all over me,
that was Bob.
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We're still men.
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Yes, we're men.
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Men is what we are.
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Bob had had his testicles removed.
Then hormone therapy.
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He developed bitch tits
cos his testosterone was too high
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and his body upped the estrogen.
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- That was where I fit.
- They'll have to drain my pecs again.
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Between those huge, sweating tits
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that hung enormous,
the way you'd think of God's as big.
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OK, you cry now.
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No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier.
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For six months, I couldn't sleep.
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I couldn't sleep...
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With insomnia, nothing's real.
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Everything's far away.
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Everything's a copy of a copy
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of a copy.
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When deep-space exploration ramps up,
it'll be corporations that name everything.
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The IBM Stellar Sphere.
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The Microsoft Galaxy.
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The Planet Starbucks.
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I need you out of town this week
to cover some red flags.
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It must have been Tuesday.
He had on his cornflower-blue tie.
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You want me to deprioritize my reports
until you advise of a status upgrade?
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Prioritize these. Here's your flight
coupons. Call me if there's any snags.
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He was full of pep.
Must have had his grande latte enema.
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Like so many others, I had become
a slave to the IKEA nesting instinct.
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- I'd like Erika Pekkari dust ruffles.
- Please hold.
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If I saw something clever, a coffee table in
the shape of a yin-yang, I had to have it.
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The Klipsk personal office unit.
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The Hovetrekke home exerbike.
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Or the Ohamshab sofa
with the Strinne green stripe pattern.
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Even the Ryslampa wire lamps of
environmentally friendly paper.
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I'd flip through catalogs and wonder:
"What kind of dining set defines me?"
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I had it all. Even the glass dishes
with tiny bubbles and imperfections,
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proof they were crafted by the honest,
hard-working, indigenous peoples of...
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- Please hold.
- ..wherever.
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We used to read pornography.
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Now it was the Horchow collection.
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- No. You can't die from insomnia.
- What about narcolepsy?
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I nod off, I wake up in strange places.
I have no idea how I got there.
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- You need to lighten up.
- Can you please give me something?
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Red and blue Tuinals,
lipstick-red Seconals...
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No. You need healthy, natural sleep.
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Chew some valerian root
and get more exercise.
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- Hey, come on. I'm in pain.
- You wanna see pain?
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Swing by First Methodist, Tuesdays.
See the guys with testicular cancer.
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That's pain.
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I always wanted three kids.
Two boys and a girl.
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Mindy wanted two girls and a boy.
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We never could agree on anything.
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Well, she had her first child last week.
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A girl.
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With her... with her new husband.
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And thank God. You know?
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I-I'm glad for her.
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Because she deserves it.
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Everyone, let's thank Thomas
for sharing himself with us.
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Thank you, Thomas.
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I look around this room,
and I see a lot of courage.
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And that gives me strength.
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We give each other strength.
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It's time for the one-on-ones.
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So let's all of us follow Thomas's
example and really open ourselves up.
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Could you find a partner?
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And this is how I met the big moosie.
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His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears.
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Knees together.
Those awkward little steps.
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- My name is Bob.
- Bob?
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Bob had been a champion bodybuilder.
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You know that chest expansion
program on late-night TV?
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That was his idea.
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I was a juicer.
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You know - using steroids.
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Diabonal and... Wisterol.
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Oh, they use that on racehorses,
for Chrissakes.
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And now I'm bankrupt, I'm divorced,
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my two grown kids
won't even return my phone calls.
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Strangers with this kind of honesty
make me go a big, rubbery one.
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Go ahead... Cornelius.
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You can cry.
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And then... something happened.
I let go.
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That's really good.
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Lost in oblivion.
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Dark and silent and complete.
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I found freedom.
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Losing all hope was freedom.
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It's OK.
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Babies don't sleep this well.
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I became addicted.
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If I didn't say anything,
people always assumed the worst.
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They cried harder... then I cried harder.
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Now we're going to open the green door,
the heart chakra...
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I wasn't really dying.
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I wasn't host to cancer or parasites.
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I was the warm little center that
the life of this world crowded around.
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Imagine your pain
as a white ball of healing light.
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It moves over your body, healing you.
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Now keep this going.
Remember to breathe.
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And step forward
through the back door of the room.
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Where does it lead?
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To your cave.
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Step forward into your cave.
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That's right.
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You're going deeper into your cave,
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and you're going to find
your power animal.
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Slide.
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Every evening I died.
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And every evening I was born again.
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Resurrected.
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Bob loved me because he thought
my testicles were removed too.
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Being there, pressed against his tits,
ready to cry.
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This was my vacation.
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And she... ruined everything.
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This is cancer, right?
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This chick, Marla Singer,
did not have testicular cancer.
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She was a liar.
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She had no diseases at all.
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I had seen her at Free And Clear,
my blood parasites group, Thursdays.
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Then at Hope,
my bimonthly sickle-cell circle.
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And again at Seize The Day,
my tuberculosis, Friday night.
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Marla, the big tourist.
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Her lie reflected my lie.
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And suddenly, I felt nothing.
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I couldn't cry.
So once again, I couldn't sleep.
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Next group, after guided meditation,
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after we open our heart chakras,
when it's time to hug,
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I'll grab that bitch Marla Singer
and scream:
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Marla, you liar! You big tourist!
I need this! Now, get out!
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I hadn't slept in four days.
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We'll just let that dry...
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When you have insomnia,
you're never really asleep
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and you're never really awake.
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To begin tonight's communion,
Chloe would like to say a few words.
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Oh, yeah. Chloe.
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Chloe looked the way
Meryl Streep's skeleton would look
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if you made it walk around a party
being extra nice to everybody.
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Well, I'm still here.
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But I don't know for how long.
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That's as much certainty
as anyone can give me.
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But I've got some good news.
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I no longer have any fear of death.
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But... I am in a pretty lonely place.
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No one will have sex with me.
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I'm so close to the end, and all I want
is to get laid for the last time.
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I have pornographic movies
in my apartment,
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- and lubricants and amyl nitrite.
- Thank you, Chloe.
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Everyone, let's thank Chloe.
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Thank you, Chloe.
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Now, let's ready ourself
for guided meditation.
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You're standing
at the entrance of your cave.
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You step inside your cave
and you walk...
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If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.
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Marla.
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The scratch on the roof of your mouth
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that would heal if you could stop
tonguing it, but you can't.
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..deeper into your cave as you walk.
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You feel
a healing energy all around you.
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Now find your power animal.
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Slide.
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OK. Let's partner up.
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Pick someone special to you tonight.
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Hey.
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- We need to talk.
- Sure.
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- I'm onto you.
- What?
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Yeah. You're a faker. You're not dying.
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Sorry?
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In the Tibetan-philosophy, Sylvia
Plath sense, I know we're all dying.
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But you're not dying
the way Chloe back there is dying.
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So?
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So you're a tourist.
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I've seen you. I saw you at melanoma,
I saw you at tuberculosis.
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I saw you at testicular cancer!
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I saw you practicing this.
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- Practicing what?
- Telling me off.
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Is it going as well as you hoped...
"Rupert"?
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- I'll expose you.
- Go ahead. I'll expose you.
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Come together. Let yourselves cry.
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- Oh, God. Why are you doing this?
- Cheaper than a movie and coffee's free.
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Look, this is important. These are my
groups. I've been coming for over a year.
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- Why do you do it?
- I don't know.
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When people think you're dying,
they really listen to you instead of...
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Instead of waiting for their turn to speak.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Share yourself, completely.
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You don't want to get into this.
It becomes an addiction.
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- Really?
- I'm not kidding.
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I can't cry if another faker is present,
and I need this.
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So you gotta find somewhere else to go.
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Candy-stripe a cancer ward.
It's not my problem.
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Wait a second. Hold on.
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We'll split up the week, OK?
You take lymphoma and tuberculosis.
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You take tuberculosis.
My smoking doesn't go over at all.
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Good. Fine.
Testicular cancer should be no contest.
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Technically, I have more right to be
there. You still have your balls.
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- You're kidding.
- I dunno. Am I?
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No. No.
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- What do you want?
- I'll take the parasites.
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You can't have both.
Take the blood parasites.
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- I want brain parasites.
- I'll take blood, I want brain dementia.
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- I want that.
- You can't have the whole brain.
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So far, you have four. I only have two.
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OK. Take both the parasites.
They're yours.
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Now we both have three...
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Hey! You left half your clothes.
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- What, are you selling those?
- Yes, I'm selling some clothes.
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We each have three. That's six. What about
the seventh day? I want bowel cancer.
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The girl had done her homework.
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- No. No. I want bowel cancer.
- That's your favorite too?
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- Tried to slip it by me, eh?
- Look, we'll split it.
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Take the first and third Sunday
of the month.
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Deal.
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- Looks like this is goodbye.
- Let's not make a big thing out of it.
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How's this for not making a big thing?
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Hey, Marla! Marla!
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- Maybe we should exchange numbers.
- Should we?
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We might wanna switch nights.
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OK.
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This is how I met Marla Singer.
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Marla's philosophy of life
was that she might die at any moment.
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The tragedy, she said,
was that she didn't.
245
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:05,612
It doesn't have your name!
Who are you?
246
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:11,484
Cornelius? Rupert? Travis? Any of
the stupid names you give each night?
247
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:17,290
You wake up at SeaTac.
248
00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:19,593
SFO. LAX.
249
00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:26,299
You wake up at O'Hare.
Dallas Fort Worth. BWI.
250
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:30,003
Pacific. Mountain. Central.
Lose an hour. Gain an hour.
251
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:33,440
Check-in for that flight
isn't for another two hours.
252
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:37,477
This is your life,
and it's ending one minute at a time.
253
00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:40,580
You wake up at Air Harbor International.
254
00:19:41,915 --> 00:19:45,752
If you wake up at a different time,
in a different place,
255
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:48,588
could you wake up as a different person?
256
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:52,959
Everywhere I travel, tiny life.
257
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:57,631
Single-serving sugar, single-serving
cream, single pat of butter.
258
00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:00,533
The microwave cordon bleu hobby kit.
259
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:06,539
Shampoo-conditioner combos. Sample
package mouthwash. Tiny bars of soap.
260
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:12,712
The people I meet on each flight,
they're single-serving friends.
261
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:18,752
Between takeoff and landing, we have
our time together, but that's all we get.
262
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,787
Welcome!
263
00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:26,960
On a long enough time line, the
survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
264
00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:30,829
I was a recall coordinator.
My job was to apply the formula.
265
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:34,066
The infant went through the windshield.
Three points.
266
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:38,437
A new car built by my company
leaves somewhere traveling at 60mph.
267
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,639
The rear differential locks up.
268
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:45,744
The teenager's braces are stuck to the
ashtray. Make a good anti-smoking ad.
269
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:48,881
The car crashes and burns
with everyone trapped inside.
270
00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:51,717
Now, should we initiate a recall?
271
00:20:51,850 --> 00:20:57,089
Father must've been huge. See where the
fat burned to the seat? Polyester shirt?
272
00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:58,924
Very modern art.
273
00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:01,827
Take the number of vehicles
in the field, A.
274
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,663
Multiply it by the probable rate
of failure, B.
275
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:08,567
Multiply the result by
the average out-of-court settlement, C.
276
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,803
A x B x C...
277
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,438
equals X.
278
00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:17,710
If X is less than the cost of a recall,
we don't do one.
279
00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:22,915
- Are there a lot of these accidents?
- You wouldn't believe.
280
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,952
Which car company do you work for?
281
00:21:28,053 --> 00:21:30,122
A major one.
282
00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:35,561
Every time the plane banked too sharply
on takeoff or landing,
283
00:21:35,694 --> 00:21:39,064
I prayed for a crash
or a midair collision.
284
00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:40,999
Anything.
285
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:53,746
Life insurance pays off triple
if you die on a business trip.
286
00:21:56,715 --> 00:22:00,753
"If you are seated
in an emergency exit row
287
00:22:00,886 --> 00:22:05,657
and feel unable or unwilling to perform
the duties listed on the safety card,
288
00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:10,062
please ask a flight attendant
to reseat you."
289
00:22:10,396 --> 00:22:14,133
- It's a lot of responsibility.
- Wanna switch seats?
290
00:22:14,466 --> 00:22:17,770
No. I'm not sure
I'm the man for that particular job.
291
00:22:17,903 --> 00:22:22,141
An exit-door procedure at 30,000 feet.
Mm-hm.
292
00:22:22,474 --> 00:22:25,043
The illusion of safety.
293
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,713
Yeah. I guess so.
294
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:30,549
You know why
they put oxygen masks on planes?
295
00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:34,486
- So you can breathe.
- Oxygen gets you high.
296
00:22:35,587 --> 00:22:38,991
In a catastrophic emergency,
you take giant panic breaths.
297
00:22:39,124 --> 00:22:44,596
Suddenly you become euphoric, docile.
You accept your fate.
298
00:22:44,730 --> 00:22:46,765
It's all right here.
299
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:49,902
Emergency water landing, 600mph.
300
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:52,905
Blank faces. Calm as Hindu cows.
301
00:22:53,772 --> 00:22:56,073
That's, um...
302
00:22:56,207 --> 00:22:58,609
That's an interesting theory.
303
00:23:00,945 --> 00:23:03,481
- What do you do?
- What do you mean?
304
00:23:03,614 --> 00:23:08,052
- What do you do for a living?
- So you can pretend you're interested?
305
00:23:10,788 --> 00:23:12,123
OK.
306
00:23:12,456 --> 00:23:15,126
You have a kind of
sick desperation in your laugh.
307
00:23:18,529 --> 00:23:20,598
We have the exact same briefcase.
308
00:23:22,099 --> 00:23:23,234
Soap.
309
00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:27,071
- Sorry?
- I make and I sell soap.
310
00:23:27,205 --> 00:23:30,007
The yardstick of civilization.
311
00:23:30,141 --> 00:23:32,043
And this is how I met...
312
00:23:32,176 --> 00:23:33,978
"Tyler Durden."
313
00:23:34,111 --> 00:23:39,250
You know if you mix gasoline and frozen
orange juice, you can make napalm?
314
00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:42,486
- No, I did not. Is that true?
- That's right.
315
00:23:42,620 --> 00:23:46,057
One can make all kinds of explosives
using simple household items.
316
00:23:46,190 --> 00:23:48,893
- Really?
- If one were so inclined.
317
00:23:53,865 --> 00:23:58,936
Tyler, you are by far the most interesting
single-serving friend I've ever met.
318
00:24:00,538 --> 00:24:04,909
- Everything on a plane's single-serving.
- Oh, I get it. Very clever.
319
00:24:05,042 --> 00:24:06,677
Thank you.
320
00:24:07,511 --> 00:24:09,614
How's that working out for you?
321
00:24:09,747 --> 00:24:11,716
- What?
- Being clever.
322
00:24:12,783 --> 00:24:17,121
- Great.
- Keep it up, then. Keep it right up.
323
00:24:18,256 --> 00:24:23,661
Now, a question of etiquette. As I pass,
do I give you the ass or the crotch?
324
00:24:30,701 --> 00:24:32,937
How I came to live with Tyler is...
325
00:24:33,070 --> 00:24:37,241
Airlines have this policy
about vibrating luggage.
326
00:24:44,949 --> 00:24:46,284
Was it ticking?
327
00:24:46,617 --> 00:24:49,687
Throwers don't worry.
Modern bombs don't tick.
328
00:24:49,820 --> 00:24:52,924
- Sorry. Throwers?
- Baggage handlers.
329
00:24:53,791 --> 00:24:57,995
But when a suitcase vibrates,
the throwers have to call the police.
330
00:24:58,129 --> 00:25:00,598
My suitcase was vibrating?
331
00:25:00,731 --> 00:25:06,203
Nine times out of ten it's an electric
razor, but... every once in a while...
332
00:25:08,940 --> 00:25:11,008
it's a dildo.
333
00:25:11,809 --> 00:25:15,846
It's company policy never to imply
ownership in the event of a dildo.
334
00:25:15,980 --> 00:25:21,952
We have to use the indefinite article -
"a dildo", never "your dildo".
335
00:25:22,085 --> 00:25:24,120
I don't own...
336
00:25:26,856 --> 00:25:33,163
I had everything in that suitcase. My
CK shirts. My DKNY shoes. My AX ties.
337
00:25:34,898 --> 00:25:37,167
Never mind.
338
00:25:39,069 --> 00:25:41,838
Hey! That's my car!
339
00:25:48,678 --> 00:25:53,783
Home was on the 15th floor of a filing
cabinet for widows, young professionals.
340
00:25:53,917 --> 00:25:55,919
The walls were solid concrete.
341
00:25:56,052 --> 00:25:59,689
A foot of concrete's important
when your next-door neighbor
342
00:25:59,823 --> 00:26:02,325
has to watch game shows at full volume.
343
00:26:02,659 --> 00:26:06,296
Or when a blast of debris
that used to be your personal effects
344
00:26:06,629 --> 00:26:10,633
blows out of your windows
and sails flaming into the night.
345
00:26:17,007 --> 00:26:19,242
I suppose these things happen.
346
00:26:32,122 --> 00:26:34,157
There's... nothing up there.
347
00:26:34,290 --> 00:26:37,761
You can't go into the unit. Police orders.
348
00:26:46,302 --> 00:26:49,672
Do you have somebody you can call?
349
00:26:49,806 --> 00:26:54,077
How embarrassing.
A houseful of condiments and no food.
350
00:27:04,187 --> 00:27:11,194
Police later told me the pilot light might
have gone out, letting out a bit of gas.
351
00:27:11,327 --> 00:27:16,099
That could have slowly filled the condo
- 1700 square feet with high ceilings -
352
00:27:16,232 --> 00:27:18,101
for days and days.
353
00:27:25,341 --> 00:27:29,179
Then the refrigerator's compressor
could have clicked on.
354
00:27:30,947 --> 00:27:32,315
Yeah?
355
00:27:35,385 --> 00:27:38,154
I can hear you breathing, you...
356
00:27:47,329 --> 00:27:51,200
If you ask me now,
I couldn't tell you why I called him.
357
00:28:33,342 --> 00:28:35,511
- Hello?
- Who's this?
358
00:28:37,479 --> 00:28:39,948
- Tyler?
- Who is this?
359
00:28:40,082 --> 00:28:41,316
Um...
360
00:28:41,450 --> 00:28:43,552
We met... we met on the airplane.
361
00:28:43,886 --> 00:28:46,421
We had the same suitcase?
362
00:28:46,555 --> 00:28:50,526
- Uh... the clever guy.
- Oh, yeah. Right.
363
00:28:52,528 --> 00:28:56,431
I called a second ago. There was
no answer. I'm at a payphone.
364
00:28:56,565 --> 00:28:59,835
Yeah, I *69'd you.
I never pick up my phone.
365
00:29:02,304 --> 00:29:04,373
- So what's up?
- Uh...
366
00:29:05,107 --> 00:29:07,109
Well...
367
00:29:07,242 --> 00:29:09,211
You're not gonna believe this.
368
00:29:11,847 --> 00:29:13,515
It could be worse.
369
00:29:13,849 --> 00:29:18,220
A woman could cut off your penis
while you sleep and toss it out of a car.
370
00:29:18,353 --> 00:29:20,522
There's always that.
371
00:29:20,856 --> 00:29:23,859
It's just, when you buy furniture,
you tell yourself:
372
00:29:23,992 --> 00:29:29,898
"That's the last sofa I'll need. Whatever
happens, I got that sofa problem handled."
373
00:29:30,032 --> 00:29:33,335
I had it all.
I had a stereo that was very decent.
374
00:29:33,468 --> 00:29:36,171
A wardrobe that was getting
very respectable.
375
00:29:36,305 --> 00:29:38,941
I was close to being complete.
376
00:29:39,074 --> 00:29:43,011
- Shit, man. And now it's all gone.
- All gone.
377
00:29:43,145 --> 00:29:44,847
All gone.
378
00:29:46,381 --> 00:29:49,117
Do you know what a duvet is?
379
00:29:49,251 --> 00:29:52,521
- A comforter.
- It's a blanket. Just a blanket.
380
00:29:52,855 --> 00:29:55,090
Why do guys like us know
what a duvet is?
381
00:29:55,224 --> 00:29:59,494
Is this essential to our survival
in the hunter-gatherer sense?
382
00:29:59,628 --> 00:30:01,363
No.
383
00:30:01,496 --> 00:30:05,868
- What are we, then?
- I dunno. Consumers.
384
00:30:06,001 --> 00:30:08,003
Right. We're consumers.
385
00:30:08,136 --> 00:30:11,906
We are by-products of a lifestyle
obsession.
386
00:30:12,039 --> 00:30:15,543
Murder, crime, poverty.
These things don't concern me.
387
00:30:15,877 --> 00:30:18,913
What concerns me are celebrity
magazines,
388
00:30:19,046 --> 00:30:21,048
television with 500 channels,
389
00:30:21,182 --> 00:30:23,184
some guy's name on my underwear.
390
00:30:23,317 --> 00:30:25,987
Rogaine. Viagra. Olestra.
391
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:28,923
- Martha Stewart.
- Fuck Martha Stewart.
392
00:30:29,056 --> 00:30:32,393
She's polishing the brass on the Titanic.
It's all going down.
393
00:30:32,526 --> 00:30:37,031
So fuck off with your sofa units
and Strinne green stripe patterns.
394
00:30:37,164 --> 00:30:39,567
I say never be complete.
395
00:30:39,901 --> 00:30:41,669
I say stop being perfect.
396
00:30:42,003 --> 00:30:43,971
I say let's evolve.
397
00:30:44,105 --> 00:30:46,307
Let the chips fall where they may.
398
00:30:48,442 --> 00:30:52,613
But that's me, and I could be wrong.
Maybe it's a terrible tragedy.
399
00:30:52,947 --> 00:30:55,283
It's just stuff. It's not a tragedy.
400
00:30:55,416 --> 00:30:59,153
You did lose a lot of versatile solutions
for modern living.
401
00:30:59,287 --> 00:31:02,523
Fuck, you're right.
No, I don't smoke.
402
00:31:05,226 --> 00:31:09,030
My insurance is probably gonna cover it,
so...
403
00:31:12,466 --> 00:31:16,671
- What?
- Things you own end up owning you.
404
00:31:20,141 --> 00:31:22,209
But do what you like, man.
405
00:31:22,977 --> 00:31:25,346
Oh, it's late.
406
00:31:26,380 --> 00:31:29,050
- Hey, thanks for the beer.
- Yeah, man.
407
00:31:29,183 --> 00:31:31,285
I should find a hotel.
408
00:31:31,419 --> 00:31:33,587
- Oh!
- What?
409
00:31:33,721 --> 00:31:34,956
What?
410
00:31:35,089 --> 00:31:37,058
- A hotel?
- Yeah.
411
00:31:37,191 --> 00:31:40,194
- Just ask, man.
- What are you talking about?
412
00:31:40,328 --> 00:31:44,598
Oh, God. Three pitchers of beer
and you still can't ask.
413
00:31:46,567 --> 00:31:49,370
- What?
- You called cos you need a place to stay.
414
00:31:49,503 --> 00:31:52,974
- Oh, hey. No, no, no.
- Yes, you did. So just ask.
415
00:31:53,107 --> 00:31:55,543
Cut the foreplay and just ask, man.
416
00:31:57,378 --> 00:31:59,547
Would... would that be a problem?
417
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:02,083
Is it a problem for you to ask?
418
00:32:03,117 --> 00:32:06,387
- Can I stay at your place?
- Yeah.
419
00:32:07,154 --> 00:32:09,223
Thanks.
420
00:32:12,593 --> 00:32:15,563
- I want you to do me a favor.
- Yeah, sure.
421
00:32:15,696 --> 00:32:18,232
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
422
00:32:19,166 --> 00:32:24,438
- What?
- I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
423
00:32:24,572 --> 00:32:27,141
Let me tell you a little
about Tyler Durden.
424
00:32:28,109 --> 00:32:32,046
Tyler was a night person.
While the rest of us slept, he worked.
425
00:32:32,179 --> 00:32:35,248
He had one part-time job
as a projectionist.
426
00:32:35,382 --> 00:32:38,318
A movie doesn't come all on
one big reel. It comes on a few.
427
00:32:38,451 --> 00:32:42,155
So someone has to switch the projectors
at the exact moment
428
00:32:42,288 --> 00:32:44,591
that one reel ends
and the next one begins.
429
00:32:44,724 --> 00:32:49,429
If you look, you can see little dots come
into the upper right corner of the screen.
430
00:32:49,562 --> 00:32:52,465
In the industry,
we call them cigarette burns.
431
00:32:52,599 --> 00:32:54,401
That's the cue for a changeover.
432
00:32:54,534 --> 00:32:59,472
He flips the projectors, movie keeps
going and the audience has no idea.
433
00:32:59,606 --> 00:33:04,778
- Why would anyone want this shit job?
- It affords him interesting opportunities.
434
00:33:05,111 --> 00:33:08,214
Like splicing a frame of pornography
into family films.
435
00:33:08,348 --> 00:33:14,287
When the snooty cat and the courageous
dog with the celebrity voices first meet,
436
00:33:14,421 --> 00:33:17,824
you'll catch a flash
of Tyler's contribution to the film.
437
00:33:24,697 --> 00:33:30,103
- Nobody knows they saw it, they did.
- A nice big cock.
438
00:33:34,741 --> 00:33:37,577
Even a hummingbird
couldn't catch Tyler at work.
439
00:33:42,816 --> 00:33:47,854
Tyler also worked sometimes as a
banquet waiter at the Pressman Hotel.
440
00:33:52,592 --> 00:33:56,596
He was the guerrilla terrorist
of the food service industry.
441
00:33:56,729 --> 00:33:59,099
Do not watch.
I cannot go when you watch.
442
00:33:59,232 --> 00:34:03,770
Apart from seasoning lobster bisque, he
farted on meringues, sneezed on endives...
443
00:34:04,104 --> 00:34:06,206
As for the cream of mushroom soup...
444
00:34:06,339 --> 00:34:10,376
- Go ahead, tell 'em.
- You get the idea.
445
00:34:10,643 --> 00:34:13,713
- You just want me to hit you?
- Come on. Do me this one favor.
446
00:34:13,847 --> 00:34:17,283
- Why?
- Don't know. Never been in a fight. You?
447
00:34:17,417 --> 00:34:21,354
- No. But that's a good thing.
- You can't know yourself if you haven't.
448
00:34:21,488 --> 00:34:23,690
I don't wanna die without any scars.
449
00:34:23,823 --> 00:34:28,261
- Come on. Hit me, before I lose my nerve.
- Oh, God. This is crazy.
450
00:34:28,394 --> 00:34:30,497
So go crazy! Let it rip.
451
00:34:30,630 --> 00:34:33,299
- I don't know about this.
- I don't either.
452
00:34:33,433 --> 00:34:36,436
Who gives a shit? No one's watching.
What do you care?
453
00:34:36,569 --> 00:34:38,872
This is crazy. You want me to hit you?
454
00:34:39,205 --> 00:34:41,207
That's right.
455
00:34:41,341 --> 00:34:44,477
- Where? Like, in the face?
- Surprise me.
456
00:34:46,613 --> 00:34:48,681
This is so fucking stupid.
457
00:34:59,591 --> 00:35:03,829
Motherfucker!
You hit me in the ear!
458
00:35:04,163 --> 00:35:07,266
- Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.
- Ow! Christ!
459
00:35:07,399 --> 00:35:08,767
Why the ear, man?
460
00:35:08,901 --> 00:35:11,236
- I fucked it up.
- No, that was perfect.
461
00:35:11,370 --> 00:35:13,605
Ugh! Agh!
462
00:35:24,183 --> 00:35:26,285
No, it's all right.
463
00:35:26,952 --> 00:35:29,488
It really hurts.
464
00:35:29,621 --> 00:35:31,657
Right.
465
00:35:31,924 --> 00:35:36,461
- Hit me again.
- No, you hit me. Come on!
466
00:35:53,412 --> 00:35:55,814
We should do this again sometime.
467
00:36:08,660 --> 00:36:10,829
- Where's your car?
- What car?
468
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:25,978
I don't know how Tyler found that house,
but he said he'd been there for a year.
469
00:36:26,311 --> 00:36:28,947
It looked like it was waiting
to be torn down.
470
00:36:29,281 --> 00:36:31,550
Most of the windows were boarded up.
471
00:36:31,683 --> 00:36:36,888
There was no lock on the front door from
when the police, or whoever, kicked it in.
472
00:36:37,022 --> 00:36:39,024
The stairs were ready to collapse.
473
00:36:39,358 --> 00:36:44,429
I didn't know if he owned it or was
squatting. Neither would've surprised me.
474
00:36:45,330 --> 00:36:47,366
Yep. That's you.
475
00:36:47,499 --> 00:36:49,901
That's me. That's the toilet. Good?
476
00:36:50,035 --> 00:36:52,738
Yeah, thanks.
477
00:36:52,871 --> 00:36:55,607
What a shithole.
478
00:36:55,741 --> 00:36:57,909
Nothing worked.
479
00:37:00,279 --> 00:37:03,749
Turning on one light meant
another light in the house went out.
480
00:37:03,882 --> 00:37:07,619
There were no neighbors.
Just warehouses and a paper mill.
481
00:37:07,753 --> 00:37:11,723
That fart smell of steam.
The hamster-cage smell of wood chips.
482
00:37:13,525 --> 00:37:15,827
Hey. What have we here?
483
00:37:30,675 --> 00:37:32,777
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
484
00:37:44,588 --> 00:37:47,625
Every time it rained,
we had to kill the power.
485
00:37:47,758 --> 00:37:51,028
By the end of the first month,
I didn't miss TV.
486
00:37:52,063 --> 00:37:55,533
I didn't even mind the warm,
stale refrigerator.
487
00:38:08,679 --> 00:38:11,082
Can I be next?
488
00:38:14,685 --> 00:38:16,454
All right, man.
489
00:38:16,587 --> 00:38:18,622
Lose the tie.
490
00:38:22,793 --> 00:38:26,931
At night, Tyler and I were alone
for half a mile in every direction.
491
00:38:32,503 --> 00:38:36,407
Rain trickled down through
the plaster and the light fixtures.
492
00:38:36,540 --> 00:38:39,143
Everything wooden swelled and shrank.
493
00:38:39,477 --> 00:38:42,580
Everywhere were rusted nails
to snag your elbow on.
494
00:38:42,713 --> 00:38:45,983
The previous occupant
had been a bit of a shut-in.
495
00:38:46,117 --> 00:38:48,519
- What are you reading?
- Listen to this.
496
00:38:48,652 --> 00:38:51,822
It's an article written
by an organ in the first person.
497
00:38:51,956 --> 00:38:53,958
"I am Jack's medulla oblongata."
498
00:38:54,091 --> 00:38:58,863
"Without me, Jack could not regulate his
heart rate, blood pressure or breathing."
499
00:38:58,996 --> 00:39:00,998
There's a whole series of these.
500
00:39:01,132 --> 00:39:05,569
"I Am Jill's Nipples."
"I Am Jack's Colon."
501
00:39:05,703 --> 00:39:08,639
Yeah. "I Get Cancer. I Kill Jack."
502
00:39:09,907 --> 00:39:11,742
Whoop! Agh!
503
00:39:11,876 --> 00:39:15,813
After fighting, everything else in life
got the volume turned down.
504
00:39:15,946 --> 00:39:19,417
What?
505
00:39:19,550 --> 00:39:22,953
- You could deal with anything.
- Have you finished those reports?
506
00:39:28,492 --> 00:39:31,028
If you could choose,
who would you fight?
507
00:39:31,162 --> 00:39:32,930
I'd fight my boss, probably.
508
00:39:33,063 --> 00:39:35,065
Really?
509
00:39:35,199 --> 00:39:38,869
- Yeah. Why? Who would you fight?
- I'd fight my dad.
510
00:39:39,003 --> 00:39:40,771
I don't know my dad.
511
00:39:40,905 --> 00:39:44,675
I mean, I know him, but he left
when I was, like, six years old.
512
00:39:44,809 --> 00:39:49,112
Married this other woman and had some
other kids. He did this every six years.
513
00:39:49,446 --> 00:39:54,083
- He moves city and starts a new family.
- Fucker's setting up franchises.
514
00:39:55,718 --> 00:39:59,522
My dad never went to college,
so it was real important that I go.
515
00:39:59,656 --> 00:40:00,990
That sounds familiar.
516
00:40:01,124 --> 00:40:04,961
So I graduate. I call him up long-
distance and say, "Dad, now what?"
517
00:40:05,094 --> 00:40:07,230
- He says, "Get a job."
- Same here.
518
00:40:07,564 --> 00:40:12,101
Now I'm 25. Make my yearly call again.
"Dad, now what?"
519
00:40:12,235 --> 00:40:14,771
He says, "I dunno. Get married."
520
00:40:16,639 --> 00:40:18,908
You can't get married.
521
00:40:19,042 --> 00:40:21,044
I'm a 30-year-old boy.
522
00:40:21,177 --> 00:40:24,247
We're a generation of men
raised by women.
523
00:40:24,581 --> 00:40:28,818
I'm wondering if another woman
is really the answer we need.
524
00:40:34,023 --> 00:40:37,193
Most of the week,
we were Ozzie and Harriet.
525
00:40:38,661 --> 00:40:42,732
But every Saturday night,
we were finding something out.
526
00:40:42,866 --> 00:40:46,202
We were finding out more and more
that we were not alone.
527
00:40:50,139 --> 00:40:54,844
It used to be when I came home angry
or depressed, I'd just clean my condo,
528
00:40:54,978 --> 00:40:56,980
polish my Scandinavian furniture.
529
00:40:57,113 --> 00:41:02,085
I should've been looking for a new condo,
haggling with my insurance company.
530
00:41:02,218 --> 00:41:07,590
I should have been upset about
my nice flaming little shit - but I wasn't.
531
00:41:07,724 --> 00:41:11,594
The premise of cybernetting an office
is make things more efficient.
532
00:41:11,728 --> 00:41:14,731
Monday mornings,
all I thought about was next week.
533
00:41:14,864 --> 00:41:17,834
Can I get the icon in cornflower blue?
534
00:41:17,967 --> 00:41:19,002
Absolutely.
535
00:41:19,135 --> 00:41:22,272
Efficiency is priority No.1, people.
536
00:41:22,605 --> 00:41:25,208
Because waste is a thief.
537
00:41:25,542 --> 00:41:28,578
I showed this to my man here.
You liked it, didn't you?
538
00:41:32,715 --> 00:41:36,886
You can swallow a pint of blood
before you get sick.
539
00:41:37,620 --> 00:41:41,691
It was right in everyone's face.
Tyler and I just made it visible.
540
00:41:41,824 --> 00:41:46,729
It was on the tip of everyone's tongue.
Tyler and I just gave it a name.
541
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:00,743
Come on, people, you've gotta go home!
542
00:42:21,897 --> 00:42:25,000
Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back.
543
00:42:46,054 --> 00:42:49,391
Every week, Tyler gave the rules
that he and I decided.
544
00:42:49,725 --> 00:42:51,693
Gentlemen!
545
00:42:51,827 --> 00:42:53,862
Welcome to Fight Club.
546
00:42:55,964 --> 00:43:00,636
The first rule of Fight Club is
you do not talk about Fight Club.
547
00:43:00,769 --> 00:43:03,639
The second rule of Fight Club is...
548
00:43:03,772 --> 00:43:07,075
you do not talk about Fight Club!
549
00:43:07,209 --> 00:43:12,280
Third rule of Fight Club:
someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out,
550
00:43:12,414 --> 00:43:14,683
the fight is over.
551
00:43:14,816 --> 00:43:17,686
Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight.
552
00:43:17,819 --> 00:43:22,257
Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas.
553
00:43:22,391 --> 00:43:24,926
Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes.
554
00:43:25,060 --> 00:43:29,865
Seventh rule: fights will go on
as long as they have to.
555
00:43:31,833 --> 00:43:38,840
And the eighth and final rule: if this is
your first night, you have to fight.
556
00:43:43,945 --> 00:43:45,981
This kid from work, Ricky,
557
00:43:46,114 --> 00:43:50,686
couldn't remember whether
you ordered pens with blue ink or black.
558
00:43:51,687 --> 00:43:56,858
Ricky was a god for ten minutes when
he trounced the maitre d' of a food court.
559
00:43:59,261 --> 00:44:04,433
Sometimes, all you could hear were the
flat, hard packing sounds over the yelling.
560
00:44:07,402 --> 00:44:10,706
Or the wet choke
when someone gasped and sprayed...
561
00:44:10,839 --> 00:44:12,708
Stop!
562
00:44:12,841 --> 00:44:15,477
You weren't alive anywhere
like you were there.
563
00:44:15,811 --> 00:44:21,183
But Fight Club only exists in the hours
between when Fight Club starts and ends.
564
00:44:21,316 --> 00:44:26,088
Even if I could tell someone they had a good
fight, I wouldn't be talking to the same man.
565
00:44:26,221 --> 00:44:30,492
Who you were in Fight Club is not
who you were in the rest of the world.
566
00:44:30,826 --> 00:44:34,996
A guy came to Fight Club for the first
time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough.
567
00:44:35,130 --> 00:44:37,965
After a few weeks,
he was carved out of wood.
568
00:44:38,833 --> 00:44:41,969
If you could fight any celebrity,
who would you fight?
569
00:44:42,103 --> 00:44:46,006
- Alive or dead?
- Doesn't matter. Who'd be tough?
570
00:44:46,140 --> 00:44:49,210
Hemingway. You?
571
00:44:49,910 --> 00:44:53,047
Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner.
572
00:44:54,982 --> 00:44:58,352
We all started seeing things differently.
573
00:44:58,486 --> 00:45:02,423
Everywhere we went,
we were sizing things up.
574
00:45:05,893 --> 00:45:08,295
I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms,
575
00:45:08,429 --> 00:45:12,433
trying to look like how Calvin Klein
or Tommy Hilfiger said they should.
576
00:45:12,766 --> 00:45:15,469
Is that what a man looks like?
577
00:45:15,803 --> 00:45:18,405
Ah, self-improvement is masturbation.
578
00:45:18,539 --> 00:45:20,541
Now, self-destruction...
579
00:45:20,875 --> 00:45:22,843
Excuse me.
580
00:45:57,344 --> 00:46:00,114
Fight Club wasn't about
winning or losing.
581
00:46:00,247 --> 00:46:02,583
It wasn't about words.
582
00:46:04,552 --> 00:46:10,191
The hysterical shouting was in tongues,
like at a Pentecostal church.
583
00:46:14,828 --> 00:46:16,864
- Is that it?
- Stop!
584
00:46:16,997 --> 00:46:19,833
When the fight was over,
nothing was solved.
585
00:46:19,967 --> 00:46:21,835
But nothing mattered.
586
00:46:21,969 --> 00:46:24,004
Cool.
587
00:46:25,573 --> 00:46:28,042
Afterwards, we all felt saved.
588
00:46:28,175 --> 00:46:31,412
Hey, man. How about next week?
589
00:46:31,545 --> 00:46:33,547
How about next month?
590
00:46:33,881 --> 00:46:37,218
Irvine, you're in the middle.
New guy, you too.
591
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:41,188
Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me.
592
00:46:41,322 --> 00:46:43,924
He fell down some stairs.
593
00:46:44,058 --> 00:46:46,093
I fell down some stairs.
594
00:46:48,262 --> 00:46:52,466
Fight Club became the reason to cut
your hair short or trim your fingernails.
595
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:55,202
OK. Any historical figure.
596
00:46:55,936 --> 00:46:59,506
- I'd fight Gandhi.
- Good answer.
597
00:47:00,441 --> 00:47:02,642
- How about you?
- Lincoln.
598
00:47:02,976 --> 00:47:04,978
- Lincoln?
- Mm-hm.
599
00:47:05,111 --> 00:47:09,015
Big guy, big reach.
Skinny guys fight till they're burger.
600
00:47:09,148 --> 00:47:11,184
Fuck!
601
00:47:12,385 --> 00:47:16,022
Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.
602
00:47:24,230 --> 00:47:28,101
- Hello?
- Where've you been the last eight weeks?
603
00:47:28,234 --> 00:47:29,435
Marla?
604
00:47:32,672 --> 00:47:35,541
- How did you find me?
- You left a forwarding number.
605
00:47:35,675 --> 00:47:39,012
I haven't seen you
at any support groups.
606
00:47:39,145 --> 00:47:42,015
We split 'em up.
That was the idea. Remember?
607
00:47:42,148 --> 00:47:44,951
Yeah, but you haven't been
going to yours.
608
00:47:45,084 --> 00:47:48,421
- How do you know?
- I cheated.
609
00:47:48,554 --> 00:47:50,390
I found a new one.
610
00:47:51,024 --> 00:47:53,226
- Really?
- It's for men only.
611
00:47:53,359 --> 00:47:54,961
Like the testicle thing?
612
00:47:55,094 --> 00:47:57,130
Wah!
613
00:47:59,465 --> 00:48:03,236
- Look, this is a bad time.
- I've been going to Debtors Anonymous.
614
00:48:03,369 --> 00:48:06,239
- Some really fucked-up people.
- I'm on my way out.
615
00:48:06,372 --> 00:48:09,309
Me too. I've got a stomach full of Xanax.
616
00:48:09,442 --> 00:48:13,446
I took what was left of a bottle.
It might have been too much.
617
00:48:13,579 --> 00:48:17,517
Picture Marla Singer throwing herself
around her crummy apartment.
618
00:48:17,650 --> 00:48:22,188
This isn't a for-real suicide.
It's probably a cry for help.
619
00:48:22,322 --> 00:48:23,589
This could go on for hours.
620
00:48:23,723 --> 00:48:28,995
- So you're staying in tonight?
- Do you wanna hear me describe death?
621
00:48:29,128 --> 00:48:32,665
Do you wanna listen
and see if my spirit can use a phone?
622
00:48:34,734 --> 00:48:37,603
Have you ever heard
a death rattle before?
623
00:49:03,429 --> 00:49:08,701
Tyler's door was closed. I'd been here for
two months, his door was never closed.
624
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:20,279
- You won't believe the dream I had last night.
- I hardly believe anything from last night.
625
00:49:30,122 --> 00:49:32,090
What are you doing here?
626
00:49:36,228 --> 00:49:39,364
- What?
- This is my house. What're you doing here?
627
00:49:41,666 --> 00:49:43,668
Fuck you!
628
00:49:58,383 --> 00:50:01,653
Oh, you've got some fucked-up friends!
629
00:50:02,654 --> 00:50:05,791
Limber, though. Silly cooze.
630
00:50:07,459 --> 00:50:11,396
I come in last night. Phone's off the
hook. Guess who's on the other end.
631
00:50:11,530 --> 00:50:14,199
I knew the story before he told me.
632
00:50:17,068 --> 00:50:20,071
Have you ever heard
a death rattle before?
633
00:50:20,205 --> 00:50:22,808
Do you think it'll live up to its name?
634
00:50:23,141 --> 00:50:27,112
Or will it just be a death hairball?
635
00:50:30,115 --> 00:50:34,085
Prepare to evacuate soul.
636
00:50:34,219 --> 00:50:38,557
Ten, nine, eight...
637
00:50:38,690 --> 00:50:42,260
How could Tyler, of all people,
think it was a bad thing
638
00:50:42,394 --> 00:50:44,796
that Marla Singer was about to die?
639
00:50:45,130 --> 00:50:49,734
..five, four, three...
640
00:50:49,868 --> 00:50:52,103
Hang on.
641
00:50:56,575 --> 00:50:58,844
You got here fast.
642
00:51:01,179 --> 00:51:03,548
Did I call you?
643
00:51:03,682 --> 00:51:05,383
Huh?
644
00:51:13,492 --> 00:51:16,428
The mattress is all sealed
in slippery plastic.
645
00:51:19,598 --> 00:51:22,767
Don't worry. It's not a threat to you.
646
00:51:25,403 --> 00:51:28,807
Oh, fuck! Somebody called the cops.
647
00:51:40,752 --> 00:51:44,356
- Hey, where's 513?
- End of the hall.
648
00:51:45,190 --> 00:51:48,860
The girl who lives there
used to be a charming, lovely girl.
649
00:51:49,194 --> 00:51:51,262
She has lost faith in herself.
650
00:51:51,395 --> 00:51:54,198
- Miss Singer, let us help you!
- She's a monster!
651
00:51:54,331 --> 00:51:58,369
- You have every reason to live.
- She's infectious human waste!
652
00:51:58,502 --> 00:52:02,306
- Miss Singer!
- Good luck trying to save her!
653
00:52:06,944 --> 00:52:11,582
If I fall asleep, I'm done for.
654
00:52:12,883 --> 00:52:15,686
You're gonna have to keep me up...
655
00:52:15,819 --> 00:52:17,821
all night.
656
00:52:17,955 --> 00:52:20,357
Un-fucking-believable.
657
00:52:20,491 --> 00:52:22,560
He was obviously able to handle it.
658
00:52:22,693 --> 00:52:27,197
- You know what I mean. You fucked her.
- No, I didn't.
659
00:52:27,331 --> 00:52:30,301
- Never?
- No.
660
00:52:30,434 --> 00:52:33,704
- You're not into her, are you?
- No! God, not at all.
661
00:52:33,837 --> 00:52:36,473
I am Jack's raging bile duct.
662
00:52:36,607 --> 00:52:40,311
- Are you sure? You can tell me.
- Believe me, I'm sure.
663
00:52:40,444 --> 00:52:43,781
- Put a gun to my head, spray my brains.
- That's good.
664
00:52:43,914 --> 00:52:48,552
She's a predator posing as a house pet.
Stay away from that one.
665
00:52:48,686 --> 00:52:52,356
The shit that came out of
this woman's mouth, I had never heard!
666
00:52:52,489 --> 00:52:53,958
My God.
667
00:52:54,291 --> 00:52:57,528
I haven't been fucked like that
since grade school.
668
00:52:57,661 --> 00:52:59,964
- Eugh!
- How could Tyler not go for that?
669
00:53:00,297 --> 00:53:03,667
The other night, he was
splicing sex organs into "Cinderella".
670
00:53:03,801 --> 00:53:06,570
Marla doesn't need a lover,
just a caseworker.
671
00:53:06,704 --> 00:53:09,340
And a wash.
This isn't love, it's sport fucking.
672
00:53:09,473 --> 00:53:12,843
She invaded my support groups
and now my home.
673
00:53:12,977 --> 00:53:15,012
Hey, hey. Sit down.
674
00:53:19,249 --> 00:53:22,920
- I can't have you talking to her about me.
- Why would I talk to her?
675
00:53:23,253 --> 00:53:29,360
You say anything about me or what goes
on in this house to anybody, we're done.
676
00:53:29,493 --> 00:53:31,261
- Now, promise me.
- OK.
677
00:53:31,395 --> 00:53:32,896
- You promise?
- I promise.
678
00:53:33,030 --> 00:53:35,566
- Promise.
- I just said, I promise! What...
679
00:53:35,699 --> 00:53:38,602
That's three times you promised.
680
00:53:39,603 --> 00:53:43,641
If only I had wasted a couple of minutes
and gone to watch Marla Singer die,
681
00:53:43,774 --> 00:53:45,476
none of this would've happened.
682
00:53:50,414 --> 00:53:53,884
Yes! Oh, harder, harder!
683
00:54:00,891 --> 00:54:03,427
I could have moved to another room.
684
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:07,398
On the third floor
where I might not have heard them.
685
00:54:08,032 --> 00:54:10,300
But I didn't.
686
00:54:29,986 --> 00:54:31,754
Ow!
687
00:54:33,690 --> 00:54:37,794
- What are you doing?
- Just going to bed.
688
00:54:38,795 --> 00:54:41,898
- You wanna finish her off?
- Ooh!
689
00:54:42,832 --> 00:54:46,502
- No. No, thank you.
- I found the cigarettes.
690
00:54:47,503 --> 00:54:49,806
- Who were you talking to?
- Shut up.
691
00:54:49,939 --> 00:54:53,743
I became the calm little center
of the world.
692
00:54:53,876 --> 00:54:55,912
I was the Zen master.
693
00:55:01,017 --> 00:55:03,619
I wrote little haiku poems.
694
00:55:03,753 --> 00:55:06,856
I emailed them to everyone.
695
00:55:06,989 --> 00:55:09,559
Is that your blood?
696
00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:11,928
Some of it, yeah.
697
00:55:12,061 --> 00:55:14,797
You can't smoke in here.
698
00:55:15,965 --> 00:55:19,569
Take the rest of the day off.
Come back Monday with clean clothes.
699
00:55:19,702 --> 00:55:21,537
Get yourself together.
700
00:55:21,671 --> 00:55:26,776
I got right in everyone's hostile face.
"Yes, these are bruises from fighting."
701
00:55:26,909 --> 00:55:31,114
"Yes, I'm comfortable with that.
I am enlightened."
702
00:55:33,049 --> 00:55:37,754
You give up the condo life and
all your flaming worldly possessions,
703
00:55:37,887 --> 00:55:41,491
go live in a dilapidated house
in a toxic-waste part of town,
704
00:55:41,624 --> 00:55:45,495
and you have to come home to this.
705
00:55:56,005 --> 00:56:00,409
- Hello?
- This is Detective Stern with the Arson Unit.
706
00:56:00,543 --> 00:56:04,447
We have new information about
the incident at your former condo.
707
00:56:04,580 --> 00:56:06,916
- Yes?
- I don't know if you're aware,
708
00:56:07,049 --> 00:56:10,052
but someone sprayed Freon
into your front-door lock.
709
00:56:10,186 --> 00:56:13,422
They used a chisel
to shatter the cylinder.
710
00:56:13,556 --> 00:56:16,993
- No, I wasn't aware of that.
- I am Jack's cold sweat.
711
00:56:17,126 --> 00:56:21,697
- Does this sound strange to you?
- Yes, sir. Very strange.
712
00:56:21,831 --> 00:56:23,466
- The dynamite...
- Dynamite?
713
00:56:23,599 --> 00:56:27,703
..left a residue of ammonium
oxalate potassium perchloride.
714
00:56:27,837 --> 00:56:31,140
- Do you know what this means?
- No. What does it mean?
715
00:56:31,474 --> 00:56:33,209
It means it was home-made.
716
00:56:34,477 --> 00:56:37,613
I'm sorry. This is just coming
as quite a shock to me, sir.
717
00:56:37,747 --> 00:56:43,118
Whoever set this dynamite could've blown
your pilot light days before the explosion.
718
00:56:43,451 --> 00:56:46,454
- The gas was just a detonator.
- Who'd do such a thing?
719
00:56:46,588 --> 00:56:49,090
- I'll ask the questions.
- Tell him.
720
00:56:49,224 --> 00:56:53,028
"The liberator who destroyed my
property realigned my perceptions."
721
00:56:53,161 --> 00:56:58,133
- Excuse me. Are you there?
- Yes. Hard to know what to make of this.
722
00:56:58,466 --> 00:57:02,771
Have you recently made enemies who might
have access to home-made dynamite?
723
00:57:02,904 --> 00:57:05,073
- Enemies?
- "I reject civilization,
724
00:57:05,207 --> 00:57:07,209
especially material possessions."
725
00:57:07,542 --> 00:57:10,178
- Son, this is serious.
- Yes, I know it's serious.
726
00:57:10,512 --> 00:57:12,914
- I mean that.
- Yes, it's very serious.
727
00:57:13,048 --> 00:57:19,554
Look, nobody takes this more seriously
than me. That condo was my life. OK?
728
00:57:19,688 --> 00:57:22,224
I loved every stick of furniture
in that place.
729
00:57:22,557 --> 00:57:25,527
That was not just a bunch of stuff
that got destroyed.
730
00:57:25,660 --> 00:57:27,996
- It was me!
- I thank the Academy.
731
00:57:28,129 --> 00:57:32,601
- Is this not a good time for you?
- Just tell him you fucking did it!
732
00:57:32,734 --> 00:57:36,571
Tell him you blew it all up!
That's what he wants to hear.
733
00:57:36,705 --> 00:57:40,775
- Are you still there?
- Are you saying that I'm a suspect?
734
00:57:40,909 --> 00:57:45,614
No. I may need to talk to you, so you
let me know if you're gonna leave town.
735
00:57:45,747 --> 00:57:48,016
- OK?
- OK.
736
00:57:51,286 --> 00:57:55,257
Except for their humping, Tyler
and Marla were never in the same room.
737
00:57:55,590 --> 00:57:58,593
My parents pulled
this exact same act for years.
738
00:57:58,727 --> 00:58:02,264
The condom is the glass slipper
of our generation.
739
00:58:02,597 --> 00:58:05,267
You slip one on
when you meet a stranger.
740
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:10,105
You dance all night,
then you throw it away.
741
00:58:10,238 --> 00:58:13,041
The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
742
00:58:14,075 --> 00:58:15,677
What?
743
00:58:20,549 --> 00:58:23,151
I got this dress at a thrift store for $1.
744
00:58:23,285 --> 00:58:25,120
It was worth every penny.
745
00:58:25,253 --> 00:58:27,289
It's a bridesmaid's dress.
746
00:58:29,190 --> 00:58:33,295
Someone loved it intensely for one day,
747
00:58:34,329 --> 00:58:35,864
then tossed it.
748
00:58:37,766 --> 00:58:39,801
Like a Christmas tree.
749
00:58:39,935 --> 00:58:42,003
So special.
750
00:58:42,871 --> 00:58:45,307
Then... bam!
751
00:58:45,640 --> 00:58:48,009
It's on the side of the road.
752
00:58:48,143 --> 00:58:50,745
Tinsel still clinging to it.
753
00:58:52,247 --> 00:58:59,254
Like a sex-crime victim, underwear
inside out, bound with electrical tape.
754
00:58:59,788 --> 00:59:02,257
Well, then, it suits you.
755
00:59:02,591 --> 00:59:04,858
You can borrow it sometime.
756
00:59:11,765 --> 00:59:13,934
Get rid of her.
757
00:59:14,068 --> 00:59:16,704
- What? You get rid of her!
- Don't mention me.
758
00:59:16,837 --> 00:59:20,941
I am six years old again,
passing messages between parents.
759
00:59:24,044 --> 00:59:26,981
- It's time you left.
- Don't worry, I'm leaving.
760
00:59:27,114 --> 00:59:32,019
- Not that we don't love your visits.
- You are such a nutcase. I can't keep up.
761
00:59:36,323 --> 00:59:37,758
Thanks. Bye.
762
00:59:52,740 --> 00:59:55,643
You kids!
763
00:59:55,776 --> 00:59:58,679
Why do you still waste time with her?
764
00:59:59,713 --> 01:00:03,250
I'll say this about Marla.
At least she's trying to hit bottom.
765
01:00:03,384 --> 01:00:04,785
And I'm not?
766
01:00:04,918 --> 01:00:08,422
Sticking feathers up your butt
does not make you a chicken.
767
01:00:08,756 --> 01:00:10,324
What are we doing tonight?
768
01:00:10,658 --> 01:00:13,694
Tonight... we make soap.
769
01:00:13,827 --> 01:00:17,798
- Really?
- To make soap, first we render fat.
770
01:00:37,117 --> 01:00:42,690
The salt balance has to be just right, the
best fat for soap comes from humans.
771
01:00:42,823 --> 01:00:46,427
- Wait. What is this place?
- A liposuction clinic.
772
01:00:53,967 --> 01:00:55,969
Aha! Pay dirt!
773
01:00:56,103 --> 01:01:00,974
Richest, creamiest fat in the world.
The fat of the land!
774
01:01:06,013 --> 01:01:09,083
No! Don't pull it.
775
01:01:13,754 --> 01:01:16,323
- Oh, God!
- I'll get another one.
776
01:01:23,263 --> 01:01:27,768
As the fat renders, the tallows float
to the surface. Like in Boy Scouts.
777
01:01:27,901 --> 01:01:31,504
- It's hard to imagine you a Boy Scout.
- Keep stirring.
778
01:01:33,973 --> 01:01:37,376
Once the tallow hardens,
you skim off a layer of glycerin.
779
01:01:37,510 --> 01:01:39,979
Add nitric acid, you got nitroglycerin.
780
01:01:40,113 --> 01:01:44,917
If you then add sodium nitrate
and sawdust, you got dynamite.
781
01:01:45,051 --> 01:01:47,854
With enough soap,
one could blow up anything.
782
01:01:47,987 --> 01:01:49,989
Tyler was full of useful information.
783
01:01:50,123 --> 01:01:54,393
Ancient peoples found clothes got cleaner
when washed in one part of the river.
784
01:01:54,527 --> 01:01:56,129
- You know why?
- No.
785
01:01:59,966 --> 01:02:02,835
Humans were once sacrificed
on the hills above.
786
01:02:02,969 --> 01:02:07,039
Bodies burnt, water seeped
through the ashes to create lye.
787
01:02:07,173 --> 01:02:09,108
This is lye. The crucial ingredient.
788
01:02:09,242 --> 01:02:13,379
Once it mixed with the melted body fat,
a soapy discharge crept into the river.
789
01:02:13,513 --> 01:02:15,548
May I see your hand, please?
790
01:02:23,055 --> 01:02:24,223
What is this?
791
01:02:24,357 --> 01:02:26,959
- This is a chemical burn.
- Agh! Aaagh!
792
01:02:27,093 --> 01:02:30,429
It'll hurt more than you've ever
been burned and leave a scar.
793
01:02:30,563 --> 01:02:34,000
If meditation worked for cancer,
it could work for this.
794
01:02:34,133 --> 01:02:36,903
- Don't shut the pain out.
- Oh, God!
795
01:02:37,537 --> 01:02:42,074
The first soap was made from heroes' ashes,
like the first monkey shot into space.
796
01:02:42,208 --> 01:02:45,144
Without pain or sacrifice,
we would have nothing.
797
01:02:45,278 --> 01:02:48,147
I tried not to think
of the words "searing" or "flesh".
798
01:02:48,281 --> 01:02:51,350
Stop it! This is your pain,
this is your burning hand.
799
01:02:51,484 --> 01:02:54,420
I'm going to my cave
to find my power animal.
800
01:02:54,554 --> 01:02:58,257
No! Don't deal with this
the way those dead people do! Come on!
801
01:02:58,391 --> 01:03:02,361
- I get the point!
- No! You're feeling premature enlightenment.
802
01:03:05,965 --> 01:03:09,235
It's the greatest moment of your life,
and you're missing it!
803
01:03:09,368 --> 01:03:10,903
I am not...
804
01:03:11,037 --> 01:03:13,973
Shut up! Our fathers
were our models for God.
805
01:03:14,106 --> 01:03:18,144
If our fathers bailed,
what does that tell you about God?
806
01:03:18,845 --> 01:03:24,016
Listen to me. You have to consider the
possibility that God does not like you.
807
01:03:24,150 --> 01:03:27,520
He never wanted you.
In all probability, he hates you.
808
01:03:27,854 --> 01:03:31,257
This is not the worst thing
that can happen. We don't need him!
809
01:03:31,390 --> 01:03:34,293
- I agree!
- Fuck damnation, fuck redemption.
810
01:03:34,427 --> 01:03:36,963
We are God's unwanted children?
So be it!
811
01:03:37,096 --> 01:03:41,100
- I'm getting water!
- You can use water and make it worse or...
812
01:03:41,234 --> 01:03:42,468
Look at me!
813
01:03:42,602 --> 01:03:46,172
- ..or use vinegar to neutralize the burn.
- Please let me up!
814
01:03:46,305 --> 01:03:48,307
First, you have to give up.
815
01:03:48,441 --> 01:03:51,143
First, you have to know - not fear -
816
01:03:51,277 --> 01:03:54,212
know that someday, you're gonna die.
817
01:03:54,346 --> 01:03:56,481
You don't know how this feels!
818
01:04:01,386 --> 01:04:06,591
It's only after we've lost everything
that we're free to do anything.
819
01:04:06,925 --> 01:04:08,960
OK.
820
01:04:22,974 --> 01:04:27,212
Congratulations.
You're one step closer to hitting bottom.
821
01:04:29,681 --> 01:04:35,020
Tyler sold his soap to department stores at
$20 a bar. God knows what they charged.
822
01:04:35,153 --> 01:04:39,124
- This is the best soap.
- Why, thank you, Susan.
823
01:04:39,257 --> 01:04:40,692
It was beautiful.
824
01:04:41,026 --> 01:04:44,696
We were selling rich women
their own fat asses back to them.
825
01:04:46,197 --> 01:04:47,933
He was wearing his yellow tie.
826
01:04:48,066 --> 01:04:50,468
I didn't even wear a tie to work anymore.
827
01:04:50,602 --> 01:04:54,005
"The first rule of Fight Club
is don't talk about Fight Club"?
828
01:04:54,139 --> 01:04:57,509
I'm half-asleep again.
I must have left it in the copy machine.
829
01:04:57,642 --> 01:05:00,645
"The second rule..." Is this yours?
830
01:05:00,979 --> 01:05:02,013
Huh?
831
01:05:02,147 --> 01:05:05,517
Pretend you're me.
Make a managerial decision.
832
01:05:05,650 --> 01:05:08,186
You find this. What would you do?
833
01:05:12,691 --> 01:05:14,659
Well, I gotta tell you,
834
01:05:14,993 --> 01:05:18,363
I'd be very, very careful
who you talk to about that.
835
01:05:18,496 --> 01:05:21,967
Because the person who wrote that
is dangerous.
836
01:05:22,100 --> 01:05:26,438
And this button-down, Oxford-cloth
psycho might just snap
837
01:05:26,571 --> 01:05:29,407
and then stalk from office to office
838
01:05:29,541 --> 01:05:34,512
with an Armalite AR10 carbine
gas-powered semiautomatic weapon,
839
01:05:34,646 --> 01:05:39,617
pumping round after round
into colleagues and co-workers.
840
01:05:39,751 --> 01:05:43,188
This might be someone
you've known for years.
841
01:05:43,321 --> 01:05:47,225
Someone very, very close to you.
842
01:05:47,359 --> 01:05:49,761
Tyler's words coming out of my mouth.
843
01:05:51,329 --> 01:05:53,365
And I used to be such a nice guy.
844
01:05:53,498 --> 01:05:57,102
Or maybe you shouldn't bring me
every piece of trash you pick up.
845
01:06:00,472 --> 01:06:03,775
- Compliance and Liability.
- My tit's gonna rot off.
846
01:06:05,643 --> 01:06:08,413
Will you excuse me? I need to take this.
847
01:06:14,119 --> 01:06:18,089
- What do you mean?
- I need you to check for a lump in my breast.
848
01:06:18,223 --> 01:06:22,593
- Go to a hospital.
- I can't afford to waste money on a doctor.
849
01:06:22,726 --> 01:06:25,095
I don't know about this, Marla.
850
01:06:25,229 --> 01:06:26,296
Please?
851
01:06:26,430 --> 01:06:30,401
She didn't call Tyler.
I'm neutral in her book.
852
01:06:32,436 --> 01:06:36,440
That's nice. Taking food
to Mrs... Haniver and Mrs. Raines.
853
01:06:36,573 --> 01:06:38,575
Where are they, exactly?
854
01:06:38,709 --> 01:06:42,746
Tragically, they're dead.
I'm alive and I'm in poverty. Want any?
855
01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:45,082
- No, no.
- I got one for you.
856
01:06:45,215 --> 01:06:47,251
Thanks for the thought.
857
01:06:48,552 --> 01:06:50,754
What happened to your hand?
858
01:06:51,088 --> 01:06:53,190
Oh, nothing.
859
01:06:53,690 --> 01:06:56,260
- Right there?
- Mm.
860
01:06:56,393 --> 01:06:59,063
- Feel anything?
- No.
861
01:06:59,196 --> 01:07:01,832
Well, make sure.
862
01:07:02,166 --> 01:07:05,402
- OK, I'm pretty sure.
- You feel nothing?
863
01:07:06,336 --> 01:07:08,405
No, nothing.
864
01:07:09,406 --> 01:07:12,509
Well, that's a relief. Thank you.
865
01:07:13,644 --> 01:07:16,780
- No problem.
- I wish I could return the favor.
866
01:07:17,114 --> 01:07:19,116
Breast cancer doesn't run in my family.
867
01:07:19,249 --> 01:07:22,586
- I could check your prostate.
- I think I'm OK.
868
01:07:22,719 --> 01:07:24,755
Well, thanks, anyway.
869
01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:32,262
- Are we done?
- Yeah, we're done.
870
01:07:32,396 --> 01:07:34,465
See you... around.
871
01:07:51,615 --> 01:07:53,650
Cornelius?
872
01:07:53,784 --> 01:07:56,220
Cornelius!
873
01:07:56,353 --> 01:07:58,856
It's me! Bob!
874
01:07:59,189 --> 01:08:00,524
Hey, Bob.
875
01:08:04,361 --> 01:08:07,464
- We all thought you were dead.
- No, no. Still here.
876
01:08:07,598 --> 01:08:11,235
- How are you, Bob?
- Better than I've been in my whole life.
877
01:08:11,368 --> 01:08:16,540
- Really? Still Remaining Men Together?
- No. I got something much better now.
878
01:08:16,673 --> 01:08:19,243
Really? What is it?
879
01:08:19,376 --> 01:08:21,211
Well...
880
01:08:21,345 --> 01:08:26,150
The first rule is,
I'm not supposed to talk about it.
881
01:08:26,283 --> 01:08:27,651
And the second rule is...
882
01:08:27,784 --> 01:08:29,586
I'm not supposed to talk about it.
883
01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:33,657
- And the third rule is...
- Bob, Bob. I'm a member.
884
01:08:34,391 --> 01:08:36,460
Look at my face, Bob.
885
01:08:38,295 --> 01:08:40,531
That's fucking great.
886
01:08:40,664 --> 01:08:44,367
- I've never seen you there.
- I go Tuesdays and Thursdays.
887
01:08:44,500 --> 01:08:47,770
- I go Saturday.
- Congratulations.
888
01:08:48,771 --> 01:08:50,806
Yeah. Hey, to both of us, right?
889
01:08:50,940 --> 01:08:53,609
Have you heard about the guy
that invented it?
890
01:08:53,743 --> 01:08:56,612
- Yeah, actually...
- I hear all kinds of things.
891
01:08:56,746 --> 01:09:00,816
Supposedly,
he was born in a mental institution
892
01:09:00,950 --> 01:09:04,587
and he sleeps only one hour a night.
893
01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:07,790
- He's a great man.
- Oh...
894
01:09:07,924 --> 01:09:10,660
Do you know about Tyler Durden?
895
01:09:34,850 --> 01:09:37,420
I didn't hurt you, did I?
896
01:09:37,553 --> 01:09:39,855
Actually, you did.
897
01:09:39,989 --> 01:09:43,626
Thank you for this.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
898
01:09:43,759 --> 01:09:45,995
Fight Club.
899
01:09:46,329 --> 01:09:48,364
This was mine and Tyler's gift.
900
01:09:48,631 --> 01:09:50,666
Our gift to the world.
901
01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:53,869
I look around, I look around,
I see a lot of new faces.
902
01:09:55,571 --> 01:09:57,740
Shut up!
903
01:09:58,808 --> 01:10:04,280
Which means a lot of people have been
breaking the first rules of Fight Club.
904
01:10:10,953 --> 01:10:15,625
I see in Fight Club the strongest
and smartest men who've ever lived.
905
01:10:15,758 --> 01:10:20,463
I see all this potential.
And I see it squandered.
906
01:10:21,297 --> 01:10:24,433
Goddammit,
an entire generation pumping gas,
907
01:10:24,567 --> 01:10:26,269
or waiting tables.
908
01:10:26,402 --> 01:10:28,671
Slaves with white collars.
909
01:10:30,806 --> 01:10:33,843
Advertising has us chasing cars
and clothes,
910
01:10:33,976 --> 01:10:38,514
working jobs we hate
so we can buy shit we don't need.
911
01:10:41,284 --> 01:10:45,988
We're the middle children of history,
men. No purpose or place.
912
01:10:46,322 --> 01:10:48,357
We have no Great War,
913
01:10:48,491 --> 01:10:50,526
no Great Depression.
914
01:10:52,328 --> 01:10:54,864
Our great war is a spiritual war.
915
01:10:54,997 --> 01:10:57,967
Our great depression is our lives.
916
01:11:02,071 --> 01:11:05,841
We've all been raised on TV to believe
that one day we'd be millionaires
917
01:11:05,975 --> 01:11:07,976
and movie gods and rock stars.
918
01:11:08,310 --> 01:11:10,312
But we won't.
919
01:11:10,445 --> 01:11:13,048
We're slowly learning that fact.
920
01:11:13,381 --> 01:11:16,051
And we're very, very pissed off.
921
01:11:16,384 --> 01:11:18,420
Yeah!
922
01:11:20,889 --> 01:11:24,492
First rule of Fight Club is, do not talk...
923
01:11:29,864 --> 01:11:31,866
Who are you?
924
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:34,669
- Who am I?
- Yeah.
925
01:11:35,937 --> 01:11:39,407
There's a sign on the front
that says Lou's Tavern.
926
01:11:39,541 --> 01:11:43,445
I'm fucking Lou. Who the fuck are you?
927
01:11:43,978 --> 01:11:45,547
Tyler Durden.
928
01:11:48,650 --> 01:11:51,653
Who told you motherfuckers
you could use my place?
929
01:11:51,786 --> 01:11:54,556
We have a deal worked out with Irvine.
930
01:11:54,689 --> 01:11:59,828
Irvine's at home with a broken
collarbone. He don't own this place. I do.
931
01:12:02,130 --> 01:12:04,999
- How much money does he get?
- There is no money.
932
01:12:05,133 --> 01:12:06,935
- Really?
- Free to all.
933
01:12:07,068 --> 01:12:09,838
- Ain't that something.
- It is, actually.
934
01:12:09,971 --> 01:12:12,474
Look, stupid fuck!
935
01:12:12,607 --> 01:12:18,480
- I want everybody out of here right now.
- Hey! You should join our club.
936
01:12:18,613 --> 01:12:21,916
- Did you hear what I just said?
- You and your friend.
937
01:12:23,852 --> 01:12:26,921
You hear me now?
938
01:12:28,089 --> 01:12:30,158
No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou.
939
01:12:36,765 --> 01:12:38,466
Still not getting it.
940
01:12:39,834 --> 01:12:41,603
Agh! OK, OK, I got it.
941
01:12:41,736 --> 01:12:44,072
I got it, I got it. Shit, I lost it.
942
01:12:45,807 --> 01:12:47,976
Back! All of you!
943
01:12:48,777 --> 01:12:50,845
Everybody back!
944
01:12:58,420 --> 01:13:00,522
Ah, Lou!
945
01:13:00,655 --> 01:13:04,159
Come on, man!
We really like this place.
946
01:13:13,968 --> 01:13:17,172
- That's right, Lou. Get it out.
- Shut the fuck up.
947
01:13:17,505 --> 01:13:20,775
Oh, yeah!
948
01:13:23,044 --> 01:13:25,113
Is that fucking funny?
949
01:13:34,054 --> 01:13:37,458
Fucking guy's a loony, I'm telling you.
950
01:13:38,125 --> 01:13:39,893
Unbelievable.
951
01:13:44,064 --> 01:13:47,000
- You don't know where I've been, Lou.
- Oh, my God!
952
01:13:47,134 --> 01:13:50,003
You don't know where I've been!
953
01:13:53,073 --> 01:13:56,109
Please let us keep it, Lou! Please, Lou!
954
01:13:56,243 --> 01:14:01,715
- Fucking use the basement! Christ!
- I want your word! I want your word!
955
01:14:01,849 --> 01:14:03,817
On my mother's eyes.
956
01:14:12,926 --> 01:14:14,995
Thanks, Lou.
957
01:14:16,263 --> 01:14:18,532
You too, big guy.
958
01:14:22,503 --> 01:14:24,571
We'll see you next week.
959
01:14:39,987 --> 01:14:44,858
This week, each one of you
has a homework assignment.
960
01:14:44,992 --> 01:14:49,563
You're gonna go out. You're gonna
start a fight with a total stranger.
961
01:14:51,798 --> 01:14:54,601
You're gonna start a fight,
962
01:14:54,735 --> 01:14:56,837
and you're gonna lose.
963
01:14:58,972 --> 01:15:00,874
Excellent choice, sir.
964
01:15:02,676 --> 01:15:05,746
Hey! Watch out, jackass! Come on!
965
01:15:05,879 --> 01:15:08,949
Now, this is not as easy as it sounds.
966
01:15:11,718 --> 01:15:13,654
What... Son of a bitch!
967
01:15:13,787 --> 01:15:18,859
Most people - normal people -
do just about anything to avoid a fight.
968
01:15:19,893 --> 01:15:21,328
Excuse me!
969
01:15:21,662 --> 01:15:23,664
You sprayed me with your hose.
970
01:15:23,797 --> 01:15:25,165
That's not necessary.
971
01:15:25,299 --> 01:15:27,200
Jay! Go call 911!
972
01:15:30,003 --> 01:15:32,005
Put the hose down.
973
01:15:32,139 --> 01:15:34,174
Stop it! Stop it!
974
01:15:36,777 --> 01:15:37,811
Sorry.
975
01:15:45,152 --> 01:15:47,588
You bastard!
976
01:15:53,226 --> 01:15:55,796
We need to talk.
977
01:15:57,597 --> 01:15:59,665
OK.
978
01:16:00,900 --> 01:16:02,168
Where to begin?
979
01:16:02,301 --> 01:16:04,971
With your constant absenteeism?
980
01:16:05,104 --> 01:16:07,907
With your unpresentable appearance?
981
01:16:08,040 --> 01:16:12,645
- You're up for review.
- I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
982
01:16:12,778 --> 01:16:14,647
- What?
- Let's pretend.
983
01:16:14,780 --> 01:16:18,184
You're the Department
of Transportation, OK?
984
01:16:18,317 --> 01:16:23,289
Someone informs you that this company
installs front-seat mounting brackets
985
01:16:23,623 --> 01:16:25,358
that never pass collision tests,
986
01:16:25,691 --> 01:16:28,961
brake linings that fail after 1,000 miles,
987
01:16:29,095 --> 01:16:34,200
and fuel injectors
that explode and burn people alive.
988
01:16:34,333 --> 01:16:36,168
What then?
989
01:16:36,302 --> 01:16:38,838
- Are you threatening me?
- No...
990
01:16:38,971 --> 01:16:42,375
- Get the fuck out of here. You're fired!
- I have a better solution.
991
01:16:42,708 --> 01:16:45,978
Keep me on the payroll
as an outside consultant
992
01:16:46,112 --> 01:16:52,318
in exchange for my salary, my job will be
never to tell people things that I know.
993
01:16:52,652 --> 01:16:57,089
I don't even have to come into the office.
I can do this job from home.
994
01:16:57,223 --> 01:17:02,194
Who... who the fuck do you think
you are, you crazy little shit?
995
01:17:06,298 --> 01:17:09,935
- Security!
- I am Jack's smirking revenge.
996
01:17:16,676 --> 01:17:18,044
Agh!
997
01:17:19,211 --> 01:17:21,013
What the hell are you doing?
998
01:17:30,156 --> 01:17:32,792
That hurt.
999
01:17:34,260 --> 01:17:36,262
Why would you do that?
1000
01:17:36,395 --> 01:17:39,365
Oh, my God! No! Please stop!
1001
01:17:49,909 --> 01:17:51,944
What are you doing?
1002
01:17:52,078 --> 01:17:54,080
Oh, God, no! Please! No!
1003
01:17:54,213 --> 01:17:58,217
For some reason,
I thought of my first fight, with Tyler.
1004
01:17:58,350 --> 01:18:00,019
No!
1005
01:18:24,309 --> 01:18:28,880
Under and behind and inside
everything this man took for granted,
1006
01:18:29,013 --> 01:18:32,317
something horrible had been growing.
1007
01:18:32,450 --> 01:18:38,289
Look. Just give me the paychecks, like I
asked, and you won't ever see me again.
1008
01:18:38,423 --> 01:18:43,228
And right then,
at our most excellent moment together...
1009
01:18:44,262 --> 01:18:48,066
Thank God!
Please don't hit me again.
1010
01:18:48,199 --> 01:18:54,873
Telephone, computer, fax, 52 weekly
paychecks and 48 airline flight coupons.
1011
01:18:55,006 --> 01:18:57,308
We now had corporate sponsorship.
1012
01:18:57,442 --> 01:19:02,213
This is how Tyler and I were able to have
Fight Club every night of the week.
1013
01:19:04,048 --> 01:19:08,419
Now, nobody was the center of Fight
Club except the two men fighting.
1014
01:19:09,154 --> 01:19:13,792
The leader walked through the crowd,
out in the darkness.
1015
01:19:13,925 --> 01:19:17,529
Tyler was now involved in a lawsuit
with the Pressman Hotel
1016
01:19:17,862 --> 01:19:20,799
over the urine content of their soup.
1017
01:19:25,937 --> 01:19:28,940
I am Jack's wasted life.
1018
01:19:36,514 --> 01:19:38,583
Thank you, sir.
1019
01:19:40,185 --> 01:19:43,154
Tyler dreamed up
new homework assignments.
1020
01:19:43,288 --> 01:19:45,890
He handed them out in sealed envelopes.
1021
01:20:25,463 --> 01:20:28,566
- There's a Fight Club in Delaware City.
- Yeah, I heard.
1022
01:20:30,401 --> 01:20:35,006
There's one in Penns Grove, too.
Bob even found one up in New Castle.
1023
01:20:35,139 --> 01:20:38,142
- Did you start that one?
- No, I thought you did.
1024
01:20:38,276 --> 01:20:40,645
No.
1025
01:21:30,160 --> 01:21:31,662
- Stop.
- What are we doing?
1026
01:21:31,995 --> 01:21:33,964
- Turn around.
- What are we doing?
1027
01:21:34,097 --> 01:21:36,366
- Homework assignment.
- What kind?
1028
01:21:36,500 --> 01:21:38,468
Human sacrifice.
1029
01:21:38,602 --> 01:21:43,540
- Is that a gun? Please tell me it's not.
- It's a gun. Meet me in the back.
1030
01:21:43,674 --> 01:21:46,710
- Don't fuck around!
- Meet me in the back.
1031
01:21:47,044 --> 01:21:51,615
On a long enough time line, the survival
rate for everyone drops to zero.
1032
01:21:53,350 --> 01:21:56,687
- Stop. What are you doing?
- Hands behind your back.
1033
01:21:57,020 --> 01:21:58,522
Give me your wallet.
1034
01:22:00,390 --> 01:22:05,529
Raymond K Hessel. 1320 SE Banning,
Apartment A. Cramped basement apartment?
1035
01:22:05,662 --> 01:22:10,067
- How did you know?
- They give shitty apartments letters.
1036
01:22:10,200 --> 01:22:13,236
Raymond! You're going to die.
1037
01:22:13,370 --> 01:22:14,671
No!
1038
01:22:15,005 --> 01:22:19,076
Is that your mom and dad? They're
gonna have to call the kindly doctor.
1039
01:22:19,209 --> 01:22:21,345
Pick up your dental records. Know why?
1040
01:22:21,478 --> 01:22:25,082
- There'll be nothing left of your face.
- Come on!
1041
01:22:25,215 --> 01:22:29,619
An expired community college student
ID. What did you study, Raymond?
1042
01:22:29,753 --> 01:22:32,189
- S-Stuff.
- Stuff?
1043
01:22:32,322 --> 01:22:34,358
Were the midterms hard?
1044
01:22:35,459 --> 01:22:38,395
- I asked you what you studied!
- Biology, mostly.
1045
01:22:38,528 --> 01:22:41,598
- Why?
- I don't know.
1046
01:22:41,732 --> 01:22:44,668
What did you wanna be,
Raymond K Hessel?
1047
01:22:46,203 --> 01:22:51,041
The question, Raymond, was:
what did you want to be?
1048
01:22:52,309 --> 01:22:53,744
Answer him, Raymond! Jesus!
1049
01:22:54,077 --> 01:22:56,346
- Veterinarian. Veterinarian.
- Animals.
1050
01:22:56,480 --> 01:22:59,383
- Yeah. Animals and stuff.
- Stuff. Yeah, I got that.
1051
01:22:59,516 --> 01:23:02,119
- So you need more schooling.
- Too much school.
1052
01:23:02,252 --> 01:23:04,554
- Would you rather be dead?
- No, please...
1053
01:23:04,688 --> 01:23:09,192
You'd rather die here, on your knees,
in the back of a convenience store?
1054
01:23:09,326 --> 01:23:12,261
No. Please, no.
1055
01:23:15,498 --> 01:23:18,234
I'm keeping your license.
1056
01:23:18,367 --> 01:23:22,138
Gonna check in on you.
I know where you live.
1057
01:23:22,271 --> 01:23:26,542
If you're not on your way to being a
veterinarian in six weeks, you will be dead.
1058
01:23:29,178 --> 01:23:31,447
Now, run on home.
1059
01:23:35,384 --> 01:23:37,386
Run, Forrest, run!
1060
01:23:39,088 --> 01:23:41,157
I feel ill.
1061
01:23:42,525 --> 01:23:46,495
- Imagine how he feels.
- Come on, this isn't funny!
1062
01:23:46,629 --> 01:23:49,131
What the fuck was the point of that?
1063
01:23:49,265 --> 01:23:52,735
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day
of Raymond K Hessel's life.
1064
01:23:53,069 --> 01:23:57,339
His breakfast will taste better than
any meal you and I have ever tasted.
1065
01:23:58,674 --> 01:24:00,709
You had to give it to him.
1066
01:24:00,843 --> 01:24:03,279
- Come on.
- He had a plan.
1067
01:24:03,412 --> 01:24:06,682
And it started to make sense
in a Tyler sort of way.
1068
01:24:06,816 --> 01:24:09,785
No fear. No distractions.
1069
01:24:10,119 --> 01:24:14,323
The ability to let that which
does not matter truly slide.
1070
01:24:27,636 --> 01:24:29,738
You are not your job.
1071
01:24:31,674 --> 01:24:35,177
You're not how much money
you have in the bank.
1072
01:24:36,745 --> 01:24:39,348
You're not the car you drive.
1073
01:24:39,482 --> 01:24:43,185
You're not the contents of your wallet.
1074
01:24:43,319 --> 01:24:45,688
You're not your fucking khakis.
1075
01:24:47,490 --> 01:24:51,627
You are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.
1076
01:24:59,869 --> 01:25:02,304
I'll be out of your way in a sec.
1077
01:25:03,139 --> 01:25:05,207
You don't have to go.
1078
01:25:06,609 --> 01:25:08,677
Whatever.
1079
01:25:09,478 --> 01:25:12,848
No, I mean... It's OK.
1080
01:25:22,491 --> 01:25:25,227
Are you still going to groups?
1081
01:25:25,361 --> 01:25:27,396
Yeah.
1082
01:25:28,764 --> 01:25:30,799
Chloe's dead.
1083
01:25:30,933 --> 01:25:33,802
Wow. Chloe.
1084
01:25:33,936 --> 01:25:36,271
When did that happen?
1085
01:25:36,404 --> 01:25:38,640
Do you care?
1086
01:25:38,773 --> 01:25:41,442
I dunno. I haven't thought about it
in a while.
1087
01:25:41,576 --> 01:25:43,778
Yeah, well...
1088
01:25:43,912 --> 01:25:46,948
It was the smart move on her part.
1089
01:25:48,816 --> 01:25:50,919
Listen, um...
1090
01:25:51,252 --> 01:25:53,688
What are you getting out of all this?
1091
01:25:53,821 --> 01:25:55,823
What?
1092
01:25:55,957 --> 01:25:58,927
I mean, all this. Why do you keep...?
1093
01:25:59,260 --> 01:26:01,296
Is this making you happy?
1094
01:26:02,764 --> 01:26:04,832
Yeah, well, sometimes.
1095
01:26:06,601 --> 01:26:08,670
I don't know. I don't understand.
1096
01:26:08,803 --> 01:26:14,542
Why does a weaker person need to latch
on to a strong person? What is that?
1097
01:26:14,676 --> 01:26:16,778
What do you get out of it?
1098
01:26:18,746 --> 01:26:23,751
No... That's not the same thing at all.
It's totally different with us.
1099
01:26:23,885 --> 01:26:25,587
"Us"?
1100
01:26:25,720 --> 01:26:29,457
- What do you mean by "us"?
- I'm sorry. Do you hear this?
1101
01:26:29,591 --> 01:26:32,227
- Hear what?
- All that noise. Hold on.
1102
01:26:32,360 --> 01:26:35,597
No, wait! Don't change the subject!
I want to talk about this.
1103
01:26:35,730 --> 01:26:38,499
- You're not talking about me, are you?
- No.
1104
01:26:38,633 --> 01:26:41,936
- What?
- You playing doctor. What was going on?
1105
01:26:42,270 --> 01:26:45,406
- What are you talking about?
- Nothing. Nothing.
1106
01:26:45,540 --> 01:26:47,542
- I don't think so.
- What do you want?
1107
01:26:47,675 --> 01:26:49,978
- Look at me.
- No. What?
1108
01:26:51,479 --> 01:26:54,382
- What is that?
- It's nothing. Don't worry.
1109
01:26:54,515 --> 01:26:57,352
- My God. Who did this?
- A person.
1110
01:26:57,485 --> 01:26:58,653
Guy or girl?
1111
01:26:58,786 --> 01:27:01,322
- What do you care?
- What do you care if I ask?
1112
01:27:01,456 --> 01:27:03,458
- Leave me alone.
- You're afraid to say.
1113
01:27:03,591 --> 01:27:05,860
- I am not. Let me go.
- No! Talk to me.
1114
01:27:05,994 --> 01:27:07,629
Let go of me. Leave me alone!
1115
01:27:07,762 --> 01:27:09,897
- This conversation...
- This conversation...
1116
01:27:10,031 --> 01:27:12,600
- ..is over.
- ..is over.
1117
01:27:14,502 --> 01:27:17,272
I just can't win with you, can I?
1118
01:27:25,480 --> 01:27:29,651
Hey, this is getting a little old!
1119
01:27:29,784 --> 01:27:31,653
What is... what is all this?
1120
01:27:31,786 --> 01:27:34,422
What do you think?
1121
01:27:34,856 --> 01:27:37,058
Hey, why do we need bunk beds?
1122
01:27:37,392 --> 01:27:38,426
Hey!
1123
01:27:45,867 --> 01:27:48,836
Too young. Sorry.
1124
01:27:49,737 --> 01:27:51,472
What's all that?
1125
01:27:51,606 --> 01:27:54,876
Tell the applicant
if he's too young, too old or too fat.
1126
01:27:55,009 --> 01:27:56,344
Applicant?
1127
01:27:56,477 --> 01:28:02,416
If the applicant waits three days without food
or shelter, he may enter and begin training.
1128
01:28:02,549 --> 01:28:04,418
Training for what?
1129
01:28:09,856 --> 01:28:14,428
You think this is a game? You're
too young to train here, end of story.
1130
01:28:14,561 --> 01:28:17,898
Quit wasting our time.
Get the fuck out of here.
1131
01:28:21,535 --> 01:28:23,870
Bad news, friend.
1132
01:28:24,004 --> 01:28:26,707
It's not gonna happen.
1133
01:28:26,840 --> 01:28:28,975
Sorry if there was a misunderstanding.
1134
01:28:29,109 --> 01:28:32,612
It's not the end of the world.
Just... go away.
1135
01:28:33,814 --> 01:28:35,515
Go.
1136
01:28:35,649 --> 01:28:40,020
You're trespassing
and I will have to call the police.
1137
01:28:43,423 --> 01:28:47,728
Don't you look at me! You're
never getting in this fucking house!
1138
01:28:47,861 --> 01:28:51,098
Never. Now get the fuck off my porch!
Get off my porch!
1139
01:28:51,431 --> 01:28:54,468
Sooner or later, we all became
what Tyler wanted us to be.
1140
01:28:54,601 --> 01:28:57,771
I'm gonna go inside
and I'm gonna get a shovel.
1141
01:29:05,412 --> 01:29:09,483
Got two black shirts?
Two pair of black pants?
1142
01:29:09,616 --> 01:29:12,419
- Yes, sir.
- One pair black boots? Black socks?
1143
01:29:12,552 --> 01:29:13,987
- Sir.
- One black jacket?
1144
01:29:14,121 --> 01:29:16,456
- Sir.
- $300 personal burial money?
1145
01:29:16,590 --> 01:29:18,091
Yes, sir.
1146
01:29:20,427 --> 01:29:22,496
All right.
1147
01:29:32,506 --> 01:29:34,574
You're too old, fat man.
1148
01:29:35,542 --> 01:29:38,812
Your tits are too big.
Get the fuck off my porch.
1149
01:29:45,952 --> 01:29:48,021
Bob! Bob!
1150
01:30:03,503 --> 01:30:06,039
Like a monkey
ready to be shot into space.
1151
01:30:06,840 --> 01:30:08,475
Space monkey.
1152
01:30:09,176 --> 01:30:12,712
Ready to sacrifice himself
for the greater good.
1153
01:30:18,118 --> 01:30:21,488
You are too fucking old, fatty!
1154
01:30:21,621 --> 01:30:26,125
And you... You're too fucking blond!
1155
01:30:26,458 --> 01:30:28,727
Get out of here, the both of you!
1156
01:30:29,094 --> 01:30:30,696
And so it went.
1157
01:30:30,830 --> 01:30:33,032
Listen up, maggots.
1158
01:30:33,165 --> 01:30:35,568
You are not special.
1159
01:30:35,701 --> 01:30:39,538
You are not a beautiful
or unique snowflake.
1160
01:30:39,672 --> 01:30:43,242
You are the same decaying organic
matter as everything else.
1161
01:30:43,576 --> 01:30:45,711
Tyler built himself an army.
1162
01:30:45,845 --> 01:30:49,915
We are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.
1163
01:30:50,049 --> 01:30:53,652
We are all part of the same
compost heap.
1164
01:30:55,120 --> 01:30:58,557
Why was Tyler Durden building an army?
1165
01:30:58,691 --> 01:31:02,094
To what purpose?
For what greater good?
1166
01:31:05,564 --> 01:31:07,633
In Tyler we trusted.
1167
01:31:10,970 --> 01:31:17,977
No, no, no, no. When he was, like, "You
are not your job," I was, like, "Yeah!"
1168
01:31:20,546 --> 01:31:23,883
- Hey, what's all this?
- Hey!
1169
01:31:25,284 --> 01:31:27,086
OK!
1170
01:31:27,219 --> 01:31:29,555
- What's going on?
- We're celebrating.
1171
01:31:29,688 --> 01:31:32,057
- What are we celebrating?
- Go on.
1172
01:31:36,128 --> 01:31:38,197
- Hey.
- Let me get that for you.
1173
01:31:42,868 --> 01:31:46,772
Same great taste.
Pepsi. Generation Next.
1174
01:31:47,573 --> 01:31:49,909
Shh!
1175
01:31:50,042 --> 01:31:54,780
Investigators are on the scene.
The police commissioner has arrived.
1176
01:31:54,914 --> 01:31:58,117
Could you tell us
what you think has happened here?
1177
01:31:58,250 --> 01:32:02,054
We believe this is one of many
recent acts of vandalism around the city
1178
01:32:02,187 --> 01:32:05,991
somehow related to
underground boxing clubs.
1179
01:32:06,125 --> 01:32:09,929
We will be coordinating
a rigorous investigation.
1180
01:32:10,062 --> 01:32:13,332
That was Commissioner Jacobs
who just arrived on the scene
1181
01:32:13,666 --> 01:32:18,771
- of a four-alarm fire that broke out...
- She's hot.
1182
01:32:18,904 --> 01:32:20,739
Back to you in the studio.
1183
01:32:21,707 --> 01:32:23,108
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
1184
01:32:24,643 --> 01:32:26,712
- Holy shit!
- Yeah!
1185
01:32:33,619 --> 01:32:35,955
What the fuck did you guys do?
1186
01:32:36,088 --> 01:32:40,125
Arson investigators
are on the premises...
1187
01:32:44,964 --> 01:32:49,301
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not ask questions, sir.
1188
01:32:51,970 --> 01:32:55,273
Police Commissioner Jacobs
is on the scene...
1189
01:32:55,606 --> 01:32:59,277
The victory in the war against crime
will not come overnight.
1190
01:32:59,610 --> 01:33:03,982
It will take dedication and commitment
and, most of all, cooperation.
1191
01:33:04,115 --> 01:33:08,119
Streets are safer now.
There is hope in the inner city.
1192
01:33:08,252 --> 01:33:11,889
- However...
- I gotta take a piss.
1193
01:33:12,023 --> 01:33:17,128
These are the first steps in a long journey.
That is why we created Project Hope...
1194
01:33:17,261 --> 01:33:18,329
Bob.
1195
01:33:18,663 --> 01:33:22,367
..helping others
with prevention and enforcement.
1196
01:33:22,700 --> 01:33:27,405
Project Hope'll be a joint effort between
the police and community leaders.
1197
01:33:27,739 --> 01:33:31,843
It will be a powerful new weapon
in the war against crime.
1198
01:34:17,889 --> 01:34:22,760
- Wrap it around the top of his Hacky Sack.
- Man! His balls are ice-cold.
1199
01:34:23,728 --> 01:34:26,764
Hi. You're gonna call off
your rigorous investigation.
1200
01:34:26,898 --> 01:34:29,801
You will publicly state
there is no underground group,
1201
01:34:29,934 --> 01:34:32,470
or these guys are gonna take your balls.
1202
01:34:33,371 --> 01:34:37,208
They'll send one to the New York Times
and one to the LA Times.
1203
01:34:38,309 --> 01:34:41,979
Look, the people you are after
are the people you depend on.
1204
01:34:42,113 --> 01:34:45,917
We cook your meals. We haul your trash.
We connect your calls.
1205
01:34:46,050 --> 01:34:49,987
We drive your ambulances.
We guard you while you sleep.
1206
01:34:54,158 --> 01:34:56,994
Do not fuck with us.
1207
01:35:05,937 --> 01:35:07,738
Ball check!
1208
01:35:22,085 --> 01:35:23,987
Bob, this way.
1209
01:35:24,888 --> 01:35:26,323
Let's go.
1210
01:35:27,324 --> 01:35:30,527
I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.
1211
01:35:30,861 --> 01:35:32,896
Hey!
1212
01:35:47,277 --> 01:35:48,512
Yeah!
1213
01:36:21,411 --> 01:36:27,150
I felt like putting a bullet in every panda
that wouldn't screw to save its species.
1214
01:36:29,519 --> 01:36:32,355
I wanted to open
the dump valves on oil tankers
1215
01:36:32,489 --> 01:36:36,026
and smother all those French beaches
I'd never see.
1216
01:36:40,130 --> 01:36:42,566
I wanted to breathe smoke.
1217
01:36:59,182 --> 01:37:01,585
Where did you go, psycho boy?
1218
01:37:03,053 --> 01:37:05,989
I felt like destroying
something beautiful.
1219
01:37:10,093 --> 01:37:13,563
- Get him to a fucking hospital.
- Yeah.
1220
01:37:24,374 --> 01:37:28,945
Don't worry, Mr. Durden.
Airport parking. Long term.
1221
01:37:29,079 --> 01:37:31,114
After you, Mr. Durden.
1222
01:37:32,082 --> 01:37:34,150
After you.
1223
01:37:51,967 --> 01:37:54,403
- Something on your mind, dear?
- No.
1224
01:37:54,536 --> 01:37:57,339
Yeah. Why wasn't I told
about Project Mayhem?
1225
01:37:57,473 --> 01:38:01,377
First rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not ask questions.
1226
01:38:01,510 --> 01:38:05,180
- Why wasn't I included in the beginning?
- Fight Club was the beginning.
1227
01:38:05,314 --> 01:38:08,350
Now it's left the basements
and it's Project Mayhem.
1228
01:38:08,484 --> 01:38:13,122
We started Fight Club together. Remember?
It's as much mine as it is yours.
1229
01:38:13,255 --> 01:38:17,393
- Is this about you and me?
- Yeah. Weren't we doing this together?
1230
01:38:17,526 --> 01:38:19,528
This does not belong to us.
1231
01:38:19,662 --> 01:38:23,465
- We are not special.
- Fuck that. You should have told me.
1232
01:38:24,333 --> 01:38:26,335
Hey, Tyler!
1233
01:38:28,203 --> 01:38:30,239
- Goddammit, Tyler!
- What do you want?
1234
01:38:30,372 --> 01:38:33,208
A statement of purpose?
Should I email you?
1235
01:38:33,342 --> 01:38:36,011
- Look...
- You decide your level of involvement!
1236
01:38:36,145 --> 01:38:38,614
I will! I wanna know certain things first!
1237
01:38:38,947 --> 01:38:41,417
- The first rule of Project Mayhem...
- Shut up!
1238
01:38:42,685 --> 01:38:47,022
- I wanna know what you're thinking.
- Fuck what you know!
1239
01:38:47,156 --> 01:38:50,426
Forget about what you think you know
about life, friendship,
1240
01:38:50,559 --> 01:38:52,594
and especially about you and me.
1241
01:38:54,196 --> 01:38:57,132
What is that supposed to mean? What...?
1242
01:38:59,368 --> 01:39:01,503
What are you doing?
1243
01:39:02,971 --> 01:39:05,207
What'll you wish you'd done
before you die?
1244
01:39:05,341 --> 01:39:08,143
- Paint a self-portrait.
- Build a house.
1245
01:39:08,277 --> 01:39:10,279
- And you?
- I don't know. Nothing.
1246
01:39:10,412 --> 01:39:13,115
- Get in the right lane.
- You have to know!
1247
01:39:13,248 --> 01:39:15,718
If you died now,
how would you feel about your life?
1248
01:39:16,051 --> 01:39:20,022
I don't know! Nothing good.
Is that what you want to hear me say?
1249
01:39:20,155 --> 01:39:22,324
- Come on!
- Not good enough.
1250
01:39:22,458 --> 01:39:24,993
Stop fucking around! Tyler!
1251
01:39:26,195 --> 01:39:28,397
Jesus Christ!
1252
01:39:29,198 --> 01:39:31,700
Goddammit! Goddammit! Fuck you!
1253
01:39:32,034 --> 01:39:36,205
Fuck Fight Club. Fuck Marla!
I am sick of all your shit!
1254
01:39:37,172 --> 01:39:39,241
OK, man. OK.
1255
01:39:40,042 --> 01:39:42,444
- Quit screwing around. Steer!
- Look at you!
1256
01:39:42,578 --> 01:39:45,314
- Steer!
- Look at you! You're fucking pathetic!
1257
01:39:45,447 --> 01:39:50,519
- Why? What are you talking about?
- Why'd you think I blew up your condo?
1258
01:39:51,587 --> 01:39:52,621
What?
1259
01:39:52,755 --> 01:39:57,159
Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat.
It's not a goddamn seminar.
1260
01:39:57,292 --> 01:40:00,496
Stop trying to control everything
and just let go!
1261
01:40:03,364 --> 01:40:06,300
- Let go!
- All right. Fine.
1262
01:40:07,201 --> 01:40:09,137
Fine.
1263
01:41:07,428 --> 01:41:10,731
I'd never been in a car accident.
1264
01:41:10,865 --> 01:41:13,568
This must have been
what all those people felt like
1265
01:41:13,701 --> 01:41:16,804
before I filed them
as statistics in my reports.
1266
01:41:17,138 --> 01:41:19,173
Goddamn!
1267
01:41:22,410 --> 01:41:25,546
We've just had a near-life experience!
1268
01:41:30,451 --> 01:41:35,590
In the world I see, you're stalking elk
through the damp canyon forests
1269
01:41:35,723 --> 01:41:38,459
around the ruins of Rockefeller Center.
1270
01:41:40,461 --> 01:41:45,166
You'll wear leather clothes
that will last you the rest of your life.
1271
01:41:45,299 --> 01:41:50,338
You'll climb the thick kudzu vines
that wrap the Sears Tower.
1272
01:41:50,471 --> 01:41:54,809
And when you look down,
you'll see tiny figures pounding corn,
1273
01:41:55,142 --> 01:42:01,816
laying strips of venison in the empty car-pool
lane of some abandoned superhighway.
1274
01:42:13,561 --> 01:42:15,763
Feel better, champ.
1275
01:42:33,680 --> 01:42:34,915
And then...
1276
01:42:35,248 --> 01:42:36,550
Tyler?
1277
01:42:36,683 --> 01:42:38,718
..Tyler was gone.
1278
01:42:46,793 --> 01:42:48,862
Was I asleep?
1279
01:42:50,330 --> 01:42:51,364
Had I slept?
1280
01:42:51,498 --> 01:42:54,467
You are not
a beautiful, unique snowflake...
1281
01:42:54,601 --> 01:42:57,470
The house had become a living thing,
1282
01:42:57,604 --> 01:43:00,540
wet inside from so many people
sweating and breathing.
1283
01:43:00,674 --> 01:43:06,846
- We're all part of the same compost heap...
- So many people moving, the house moved.
1284
01:43:07,948 --> 01:43:09,716
Planet Tyler.
1285
01:43:09,849 --> 01:43:14,621
I had to hug the walls, trapped inside
this clockwork of space monkeys.
1286
01:43:14,754 --> 01:43:17,924
You can't be smoking!
You know how much ether is in here?
1287
01:43:18,258 --> 01:43:21,628
Cooking and working
and sleeping in teams.
1288
01:43:24,331 --> 01:43:25,899
Hang on a second.
1289
01:43:45,685 --> 01:43:48,555
It's under control, sir.
1290
01:43:50,457 --> 01:43:51,791
Where's Tyler?
1291
01:43:51,925 --> 01:43:54,861
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not...
1292
01:43:54,995 --> 01:43:56,930
Right. OK.
1293
01:43:59,466 --> 01:44:01,534
I'm all alone.
1294
01:44:01,668 --> 01:44:05,372
My father dumped me. Tyler dumped me.
1295
01:44:05,505 --> 01:44:07,674
I am Jack's broken heart.
1296
01:44:11,845 --> 01:44:16,516
What comes next in Project Mayhem,
only Tyler knows.
1297
01:44:16,650 --> 01:44:20,420
The second rule
is you do not ask questions.
1298
01:44:22,622 --> 01:44:25,392
Get the fuck away from me!
Get the fuck away!
1299
01:44:26,559 --> 01:44:28,962
Who are all these people?
1300
01:44:32,932 --> 01:44:35,735
The Paper Street Soap Company.
1301
01:44:37,871 --> 01:44:39,506
Can I come in?
1302
01:44:42,776 --> 01:44:44,844
He's not here.
1303
01:44:44,978 --> 01:44:46,479
What?
1304
01:44:47,547 --> 01:44:50,984
Tyler isn't here.
1305
01:44:51,317 --> 01:44:53,585
Tyler went away.
1306
01:44:53,719 --> 01:44:55,754
Tyler's gone.
1307
01:45:11,670 --> 01:45:14,540
Jesus! Get some help!
1308
01:45:26,351 --> 01:45:30,589
Two gunshot wounds coming through!
Make some fucking room!
1309
01:45:30,723 --> 01:45:32,558
What happened? What happened?
1310
01:45:32,691 --> 01:45:37,096
We were on assignment. We were
supposed to kill two birds with one stone.
1311
01:45:37,429 --> 01:45:39,431
Destroy a piece of corporate art...
1312
01:45:39,565 --> 01:45:41,967
Operation Latte Thunder. Go!
1313
01:45:43,869 --> 01:45:45,804
..and trash a franchise coffee bar.
1314
01:45:52,144 --> 01:45:54,613
We had it all worked out, sir.
1315
01:46:02,755 --> 01:46:05,958
- It went smooth until...
- Police! Freeze!
1316
01:46:06,091 --> 01:46:08,861
- What?
- They shot Bob.
1317
01:46:10,462 --> 01:46:13,398
- They shot him in the head.
- Fucking pigs!
1318
01:46:18,103 --> 01:46:20,105
Oh, God!
1319
01:46:20,439 --> 01:46:24,109
- Those motherfuckers!
- You morons.
1320
01:46:24,443 --> 01:46:27,446
You run around in ski masks
trying to blow things up?
1321
01:46:27,579 --> 01:46:30,582
What did you think was gonna happen?
1322
01:46:33,085 --> 01:46:36,655
OK, quick! We gotta
get rid of the evidence - this body!
1323
01:46:36,789 --> 01:46:38,957
- Bury him.
- What?
1324
01:46:39,091 --> 01:46:41,927
Take him to the garden and bury him.
1325
01:46:42,060 --> 01:46:46,632
- Come on, people, let's go!
- Get the fuck off! Get away from him!
1326
01:46:46,765 --> 01:46:50,869
What are you talking about? This
isn't fucking evidence. This is a person.
1327
01:46:51,003 --> 01:46:54,106
He's my friend and you're
not burying him in the garden!
1328
01:46:54,439 --> 01:46:57,176
He was killed
serving Project Mayhem, sir.
1329
01:46:57,509 --> 01:46:59,478
- This is Bob.
- But, sir, in...
1330
01:46:59,611 --> 01:47:02,080
in Project Mayhem, we have no names.
1331
01:47:02,214 --> 01:47:08,153
You listen to me. This is a man and he
has a name, it's Robert Paulsen, OK?
1332
01:47:08,487 --> 01:47:09,521
Robert Paulsen?
1333
01:47:09,655 --> 01:47:14,660
He's a man, and he's dead now because
of us. Do you understand that?
1334
01:47:14,793 --> 01:47:16,128
I understand.
1335
01:47:18,529 --> 01:47:24,702
In death, a member of Project Mayhem
has a name.
1336
01:47:24,836 --> 01:47:27,004
His name is Robert Paulsen.
1337
01:47:27,538 --> 01:47:29,607
His name is Robert Paulsen.
1338
01:47:30,241 --> 01:47:32,977
His name... is Robert Paulsen.
1339
01:47:34,178 --> 01:47:36,881
His name is Robert Paulsen.
1340
01:47:37,014 --> 01:47:42,753
- Come on, guys. Please. Stop it.
- His name is Robert Paulsen.
1341
01:47:42,887 --> 01:47:45,923
Shut up! This is all over with!
1342
01:48:21,192 --> 01:48:24,829
- Tyler?
- No, this is Detective Stern of the Arson Unit.
1343
01:48:24,962 --> 01:48:26,631
I need to see you...
1344
01:48:31,002 --> 01:48:35,773
I went to all the cities on Tyler's
used ticket stubs, bar-hopping.
1345
01:48:35,907 --> 01:48:40,578
I didn't know how, but I could look at 50
different bars, and somehow I just knew.
1346
01:48:40,711 --> 01:48:44,649
I'm looking for Tyler Durden.
It's very important that I talk to him.
1347
01:48:45,049 --> 01:48:47,118
I wish I could help you,
1348
01:48:47,251 --> 01:48:48,753
sir.
1349
01:48:54,692 --> 01:48:57,595
Every city I went to,
1350
01:48:57,728 --> 01:48:59,997
as soon as I set foot off the plane,
1351
01:49:00,131 --> 01:49:02,566
I knew a Fight Club was close.
1352
01:49:03,267 --> 01:49:05,102
Hey! Hey!
1353
01:49:05,236 --> 01:49:06,837
Taxi!
1354
01:49:06,971 --> 01:49:11,676
Look at my face. I'm a member. Now,
I just need to know if you've seen Tyler.
1355
01:49:11,809 --> 01:49:15,313
I'm not exposed to bespeak
any such information to you,
1356
01:49:15,646 --> 01:49:20,184
nor would I, even if I had said
information at this juncture, be able.
1357
01:49:21,752 --> 01:49:24,722
- You're a moron.
- I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
1358
01:49:25,957 --> 01:49:30,995
Tyler had been busy, setting
up franchises all over the country.
1359
01:49:33,798 --> 01:49:38,135
Was I asleep? Had I slept?
1360
01:49:38,269 --> 01:49:41,838
Is Tyler my bad dream, or am I Tyler's?
1361
01:49:41,972 --> 01:49:44,374
- We've just heard the stories.
- What stories?
1362
01:49:44,708 --> 01:49:49,245
- Nobody knows what he looks like.
- He has plastic surgery every three years.
1363
01:49:49,379 --> 01:49:51,781
That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.
1364
01:49:51,915 --> 01:49:56,653
- Is it true about Fight Club in Miami?
- Is Mr. Durden building an army?
1365
01:49:56,786 --> 01:50:01,024
I was living in a state
of perpetual déjà vu.
1366
01:50:01,157 --> 01:50:04,728
Everywhere I went,
I felt I'd already been there.
1367
01:50:04,861 --> 01:50:07,764
It was like following an invisible man.
1368
01:50:08,832 --> 01:50:10,934
The smell of dried blood.
1369
01:50:12,002 --> 01:50:14,971
Dirty, bare footprints circling each other.
1370
01:50:15,105 --> 01:50:18,408
That aroma of old sweat,
like fried chicken.
1371
01:50:18,742 --> 01:50:22,946
The feel of a floor still warm
from a fight the night before.
1372
01:50:23,079 --> 01:50:25,982
I was always just one step behind Tyler.
1373
01:50:28,685 --> 01:50:33,923
His name is Robert Paulsen.
His name is Robert Paulsen. His...
1374
01:50:36,860 --> 01:50:38,928
Welcome back, sir.
1375
01:50:39,963 --> 01:50:41,865
How have you been?
1376
01:50:42,866 --> 01:50:44,868
Do you know me?
1377
01:50:45,001 --> 01:50:48,438
- Is this a test, sir?
- No. This is not a test.
1378
01:50:49,439 --> 01:50:52,175
You were in here last Thursday.
1379
01:50:52,308 --> 01:50:54,044
Thursday?
1380
01:50:54,177 --> 01:50:58,848
You were standing where you are now,
asking how good security is.
1381
01:50:58,982 --> 01:51:01,418
It's tight as a drum, sir.
1382
01:51:03,119 --> 01:51:05,288
Who do you think I am?
1383
01:51:05,922 --> 01:51:09,993
- Are you sure this isn't a test?
- No, this is not a test.
1384
01:51:10,994 --> 01:51:13,430
You're Mr. Durden.
1385
01:51:13,763 --> 01:51:16,132
You're the one who gave me this.
1386
01:51:17,033 --> 01:51:21,938
Please return your seat backs
to their full upright and locked position.
1387
01:51:32,382 --> 01:51:33,917
- Yeah?
- Marla, it's me.
1388
01:51:34,050 --> 01:51:36,186
- Have we ever done it?
- Done what?
1389
01:51:36,319 --> 01:51:39,756
- Had sex.
- What kind of stupid question is that?
1390
01:51:39,889 --> 01:51:42,492
Stupid because the answer's yes
or because it's no?
1391
01:51:42,826 --> 01:51:44,828
- Is this a trick?
- No. I need to know...
1392
01:51:44,961 --> 01:51:48,832
You wanna know if I think
we were just having sex or making love?
1393
01:51:49,365 --> 01:51:52,202
- We did make love?
- Is that what you're calling it?
1394
01:51:52,335 --> 01:51:55,472
Just answer the question!
Did we do it or not?
1395
01:51:55,805 --> 01:51:58,341
You fuck me, then snub me.
You love me, you hate me.
1396
01:51:58,475 --> 01:52:01,244
You're sensitive,
then you turn into an asshole.
1397
01:52:01,377 --> 01:52:03,913
Does that describe our relationship,
Tyler?
1398
01:52:04,047 --> 01:52:06,349
We have just lost cabin pressure.
1399
01:52:06,482 --> 01:52:08,817
- What did you say?
- What is wrong with you?
1400
01:52:08,951 --> 01:52:10,953
- Say my name!
- Tyler Durden.
1401
01:52:11,086 --> 01:52:13,856
Tyler Durden, you fucking freak!
What's going on?
1402
01:52:13,989 --> 01:52:16,024
- I'm coming over!
- I'm not there!
1403
01:52:18,026 --> 01:52:20,062
You broke your promise.
1404
01:52:20,195 --> 01:52:22,531
- Jesus, Tyler.
- You talked to her about me.
1405
01:52:22,865 --> 01:52:27,436
- What the fuck is going on?
- I ask you for one thing. One thing.
1406
01:52:27,769 --> 01:52:30,906
Why do people think that I'm you?
1407
01:52:31,039 --> 01:52:33,075
Answer me!
1408
01:52:36,211 --> 01:52:37,279
Sit.
1409
01:52:40,482 --> 01:52:43,852
Answer me.
Why do people think I'm you?
1410
01:52:43,986 --> 01:52:45,521
I think you know.
1411
01:52:45,854 --> 01:52:47,789
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.
1412
01:52:47,923 --> 01:52:51,293
Why would anyone
possibly confuse you with me?
1413
01:52:51,426 --> 01:52:53,395
I... I don't know.
1414
01:52:58,200 --> 01:53:00,502
- You got it.
- No.
1415
01:53:00,836 --> 01:53:03,272
- Do not fuck with us!
- Say it.
1416
01:53:04,573 --> 01:53:06,842
Because...
1417
01:53:08,110 --> 01:53:09,244
Say it!
1418
01:53:11,079 --> 01:53:13,949
Because we're the same person.
1419
01:53:14,082 --> 01:53:15,117
That's right.
1420
01:53:15,250 --> 01:53:17,352
We are the all-singing, all-dancing...
1421
01:53:17,486 --> 01:53:21,190
- I don't understand this.
- You wanted a way to change your life.
1422
01:53:21,323 --> 01:53:23,559
You could not do this on your own.
1423
01:53:23,892 --> 01:53:28,030
All the ways you wish you could be -
that's me.
1424
01:53:28,163 --> 01:53:30,599
I look like you wanna look,
fuck like you wanna fuck,
1425
01:53:30,933 --> 01:53:35,971
I am smart, capable, most importantly,
I'm free in all the ways that you are not.
1426
01:53:36,104 --> 01:53:37,139
Oh, no.
1427
01:53:37,272 --> 01:53:40,108
- Tyler's not here. Tyler went away.
- What?
1428
01:53:40,242 --> 01:53:44,546
- This is impossible. This is crazy.
- People do it every day.
1429
01:53:44,880 --> 01:53:48,483
They talk to themselves.
They see themselves as they'd like to be.
1430
01:53:48,617 --> 01:53:51,553
They don't have the courage you have
to just run with it.
1431
01:53:55,357 --> 01:53:58,627
You still wrestle with it,
so sometimes you're still you.
1432
01:53:58,961 --> 01:54:00,562
We should do this again sometime.
1433
01:54:00,896 --> 01:54:03,498
Other times,
you imagine you're watching me.
1434
01:54:03,632 --> 01:54:06,168
If this is your first time,
you have to fight.
1435
01:54:06,301 --> 01:54:10,973
Little by little,
you're just letting yourself become...
1436
01:54:12,007 --> 01:54:13,342
Tyler Durden.
1437
01:54:13,475 --> 01:54:16,245
You are not your job
or how much money you have!
1438
01:54:16,378 --> 01:54:18,647
- No. You have a house.
- Rented in your name.
1439
01:54:18,981 --> 01:54:22,417
- You have jobs, a life.
- You work nights because you can't sleep.
1440
01:54:22,551 --> 01:54:26,188
- Or you stay up and make soap.
- You're fucking Marla, Tyler.
1441
01:54:26,321 --> 01:54:29,391
Technically, you are.
But it's all the same to her.
1442
01:54:31,525 --> 01:54:33,928
Oh, my God.
1443
01:54:34,061 --> 01:54:36,230
Now you see our dilemma.
1444
01:54:36,364 --> 01:54:38,566
She knows too much.
1445
01:54:39,433 --> 01:54:44,605
I think we're gonna have to talk about
how this might compromise our goals.
1446
01:54:44,939 --> 01:54:46,974
What... what are you saying?
1447
01:54:47,108 --> 01:54:51,245
This is bullshit. This is bullshit!
I'm not listening to this.
1448
01:54:51,379 --> 01:54:54,048
- You are insane!
- No. You're insane.
1449
01:54:54,181 --> 01:54:56,951
And we simply do not have time
for this crap.
1450
01:54:59,186 --> 01:55:05,993
It's called a changeover. The movie goes
on, nobody in the audience has any idea.
1451
01:55:18,973 --> 01:55:22,476
- Sir! Are you checking out?
- Yeah. Bill me.
1452
01:55:22,610 --> 01:55:26,347
I need you to initial
this list of phone calls, please.
1453
01:55:29,450 --> 01:55:33,487
- When were these made?
- Between 2:00 and 3:30 this morning.
1454
01:55:38,960 --> 01:55:43,464
Have I been going to bed earlier every
night? Have I been sleeping later?
1455
01:55:44,999 --> 01:55:48,436
Have I been Tyler longer and longer?
1456
01:55:51,639 --> 01:55:53,708
Is anybody here?
1457
01:55:55,710 --> 01:55:58,179
Déjà vu, all over again.
1458
01:55:59,680 --> 01:56:02,283
With enough soap,
one could blow up anything.
1459
01:56:05,186 --> 01:56:07,154
Oh, my God.
1460
01:56:10,257 --> 01:56:12,593
- 1888.
- Who am I calling?
1461
01:56:12,727 --> 01:56:16,530
1888 Franklin. This is Maintenance.
1462
01:56:16,664 --> 01:56:19,200
Hello? Hello?
1463
01:56:19,333 --> 01:56:22,036
1888 Franklin Street?
1464
01:56:22,169 --> 01:56:24,205
Yes. Can I help you?
1465
01:56:26,574 --> 01:56:29,210
- Hello?
- Yeah, yeah.
1466
01:56:29,343 --> 01:56:31,712
I need to talk to your supervisor
right away.
1467
01:56:32,046 --> 01:56:34,048
- Speaking.
- OK, listen to me.
1468
01:56:34,181 --> 01:56:37,251
Something terrible
is about to happen to your building.
1469
01:56:37,385 --> 01:56:39,687
It's under control, sir.
1470
01:56:40,021 --> 01:56:43,424
- Excuse me?
- Don't worry about us, sir. We're solid.
1471
01:56:56,603 --> 01:56:59,205
Marla! Marla! Hey, wait!
1472
01:57:00,607 --> 01:57:03,643
Wait! I gotta talk to you! Marla! Marla!
1473
01:57:03,777 --> 01:57:08,181
Your bald freaks hit me with a fucking
broom! They almost broke my arm!
1474
01:57:08,314 --> 01:57:11,084
They were burning their fingertips
with lye.
1475
01:57:11,217 --> 01:57:14,687
It'll take a tremendous act of faith
on your part, but hear me out.
1476
01:57:14,821 --> 01:57:18,792
- Here comes an avalanche of bullshit.
- A little more faith than that.
1477
01:57:23,129 --> 01:57:27,233
- I don't wanna hear anything you have to say.
- You have every right to be...
1478
01:57:27,367 --> 01:57:29,302
I'll just have a coffee, thanks.
1479
01:57:29,436 --> 01:57:32,839
Sir, anything you order
is free of charge, sir.
1480
01:57:33,173 --> 01:57:35,608
- Why is it free of charge?
- Don't ask.
1481
01:57:35,742 --> 01:57:37,210
Whatever.
1482
01:57:37,343 --> 01:57:42,215
I'll have the clam chowder, fried chicken,
a baked potato, chocolate chiffon pie.
1483
01:57:42,348 --> 01:57:44,350
Clean food, please.
1484
01:57:44,484 --> 01:57:47,454
In that case, sir,
I advise against the clam chowder.
1485
01:57:47,587 --> 01:57:49,622
No clam chowder. Thank you.
1486
01:57:51,191 --> 01:57:53,426
You got about 30 seconds.
1487
01:57:56,129 --> 01:57:58,765
I know I've been acting very strange,
OK?
1488
01:57:59,099 --> 01:58:03,837
- I know it seems there's two sides to me...
- Two sides? You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass.
1489
01:58:04,170 --> 01:58:07,207
I deserved that.
But I realized something important.
1490
01:58:07,340 --> 01:58:08,341
What?
1491
01:58:08,475 --> 01:58:13,746
The full extent of our relationship wasn't clear
to me until now, for reasons I won't go into.
1492
01:58:13,880 --> 01:58:16,483
- I know I haven't treated you well.
- Whatever.
1493
01:58:16,616 --> 01:58:21,521
No, no. Fifteen seconds, please!
Fifteen seconds, don't open your mouth.
1494
01:58:21,654 --> 01:58:23,756
I'm trying to tell you I'm sorry.
1495
01:58:23,890 --> 01:58:28,328
What I've come to realize
is that I really like you, Marla.
1496
01:58:29,429 --> 01:58:31,831
- You do?
- I really do.
1497
01:58:32,165 --> 01:58:37,337
I care about you, I don't want anything
bad to happen to you because of me.
1498
01:58:37,470 --> 01:58:39,672
Your life is in danger.
1499
01:58:41,207 --> 01:58:43,843
- What?
- You need to leave town for a while.
1500
01:58:44,177 --> 01:58:48,348
- Get out of any major city. Go camping...
- You're an insane person.
1501
01:58:48,481 --> 01:58:51,784
- I've involved you in something terrible.
- No. Shut up!
1502
01:58:51,918 --> 01:58:54,521
- You're not safe.
- Shut up!
1503
01:58:56,656 --> 01:59:00,693
- Listen, I tried, Tyler. I really tried.
- I know you did.
1504
01:59:00,827 --> 01:59:06,633
There are things about you I like.
You're smart, funny, spectacular in bed.
1505
01:59:06,766 --> 01:59:09,836
But... you're intolerable.
1506
01:59:10,170 --> 01:59:15,708
You have very serious emotional problems
for which you should seek professional help.
1507
01:59:15,842 --> 01:59:20,445
- I know, and I'm sorry.
- You're sorry, I'm sorry, everyone's sorry.
1508
01:59:21,480 --> 01:59:24,216
I can't do this anymore.
1509
01:59:24,349 --> 01:59:26,818
I can't. I won't.
1510
01:59:28,520 --> 01:59:33,792
- I'm gone.
- You can't leave, Marla! You're not safe!
1511
01:59:36,528 --> 01:59:38,897
- Marla, you don't understand!
- Leave me alone!
1512
01:59:39,231 --> 01:59:40,732
I am trying to protect you!
1513
01:59:40,866 --> 01:59:43,869
- I never want to see you again!
- If that's what it takes...
1514
01:59:44,203 --> 01:59:46,238
Wait right here.
1515
01:59:50,209 --> 01:59:52,611
Hold it right there! Shut up!
1516
01:59:52,744 --> 01:59:56,982
Take this money and get on this bus.
I promise I will never bother you again.
1517
01:59:57,316 --> 01:59:58,617
Shut up!
1518
01:59:58,750 --> 02:00:01,887
Please get on the bus.
Please get on the bus.
1519
02:00:03,722 --> 02:00:06,625
- Why are you doing this?
- They think you're a threat.
1520
02:00:06,758 --> 02:00:10,829
I can't explain now. Trust me. If I see
where you're going, you won't be safe.
1521
02:00:10,963 --> 02:00:13,765
I'm not paying this back.
I consider it asshole tax.
1522
02:00:13,899 --> 02:00:17,536
Fine. Remember, stay out of major cities
for a couple of days, OK?
1523
02:00:17,669 --> 02:00:19,771
Tyler...
1524
02:00:20,339 --> 02:00:24,309
You're the worst thing
that ever happened to me.
1525
02:00:37,689 --> 02:00:40,392
Hello. I need you to arrest me.
1526
02:00:40,525 --> 02:00:43,262
I am the leader
of a terrorist organization
1527
02:00:43,395 --> 02:00:48,300
responsible for numerous acts of
vandalism and assault all over this city.
1528
02:00:48,433 --> 02:00:52,271
In the metropolitan area,
we had probably 200 members.
1529
02:00:52,404 --> 02:00:56,008
Chapters have sprung up
in five or six other major cities already.
1530
02:00:56,341 --> 02:00:59,344
This is a tightly regimented organization
1531
02:00:59,478 --> 02:01:04,950
with many cells capable of operating
independent of central leadership.
1532
02:01:05,284 --> 02:01:10,889
Go to the house, OK? 1537 Paper Street.
That's our headquarters.
1533
02:01:11,023 --> 02:01:16,795
In the back, buried in the garden,
you'll find the body of Robert Paulsen.
1534
02:01:17,596 --> 02:01:19,865
In the basement, you'll find bathtubs
1535
02:01:19,998 --> 02:01:25,604
that have been used very recently
to make large quantities of nitroglycerin.
1536
02:01:25,737 --> 02:01:30,442
I believe the plan is to blow up the
headquarters of these credit-card companies
1537
02:01:30,575 --> 02:01:32,611
and the TRW building.
1538
02:01:33,979 --> 02:01:37,416
Why these buildings?
Why credit-card companies?
1539
02:01:37,549 --> 02:01:41,787
If you erase the debt record,
then we all go back to zero.
1540
02:01:41,920 --> 02:01:43,955
You'll create total chaos.
1541
02:01:45,623 --> 02:01:49,860
Keep him talking.
I need to make a phone call.
1542
02:01:59,737 --> 02:02:02,606
I really admire what you're doing.
1543
02:02:03,441 --> 02:02:06,877
- What?
- You're a brave man to order this.
1544
02:02:07,011 --> 02:02:08,779
You're a genius, sir.
1545
02:02:08,913 --> 02:02:13,951
You said if anyone ever interferes
with Project Mayhem, even you,
1546
02:02:14,085 --> 02:02:16,754
we gotta get his balls.
1547
02:02:16,887 --> 02:02:19,957
- Don't fight.
- It's a powerful gesture, Mr. Durden.
1548
02:02:20,091 --> 02:02:23,461
- It'll set quite an example.
- You're making a big mistake!
1549
02:02:23,594 --> 02:02:25,996
- You said you'd say that.
- I'm not Tyler Durden!
1550
02:02:26,130 --> 02:02:28,632
You told us you'd say that too.
1551
02:02:28,766 --> 02:02:30,768
All right. I am Tyler Durden.
1552
02:02:30,901 --> 02:02:35,473
Listen to me. I'm giving you a direct
order. We're aborting this mission now.
1553
02:02:35,606 --> 02:02:38,442
You said you would definitely say that.
1554
02:02:39,844 --> 02:02:41,579
Let me go!
1555
02:02:42,813 --> 02:02:46,817
Are you fucking out of your minds?
You're police officers!
1556
02:02:48,052 --> 02:02:49,754
Is somebody timing this?
1557
02:02:49,887 --> 02:02:52,790
Keep your mouth shut.
1558
02:02:52,923 --> 02:02:54,959
Shit!
1559
02:02:57,661 --> 02:03:00,865
- Some of this information checks out.
- Uh-huh?
1560
02:03:00,998 --> 02:03:04,668
- Let's go to that house on Paper Street.
- Be right there.
1561
02:03:04,802 --> 02:03:06,170
Hey, wait!
1562
02:03:06,504 --> 02:03:07,571
- Got him?
- I got him.
1563
02:03:07,705 --> 02:03:09,540
Sir, we have to do this.
1564
02:03:09,673 --> 02:03:12,009
- Stop fighting!
- Where's the rubber band?
1565
02:03:12,143 --> 02:03:14,745
Get away from me!
Drop that fucking knife!
1566
02:03:18,516 --> 02:03:21,719
Back up.
Face down on the floor right now!
1567
02:03:24,054 --> 02:03:26,123
Get down on the floor!
1568
02:03:30,561 --> 02:03:34,698
First person that comes out this door
gets a lead salad! Understand?
1569
02:03:58,956 --> 02:04:01,625
Get away! Stay away!
1570
02:04:14,571 --> 02:04:16,973
I ran.
1571
02:04:17,106 --> 02:04:22,612
I ran until my muscles burned
and my veins pumped battery acid.
1572
02:04:23,913 --> 02:04:25,982
Then I ran some more.
1573
02:05:07,257 --> 02:05:12,028
What are you doing, running around
in your underpants? You look crazy!
1574
02:05:12,161 --> 02:05:15,164
No. I'm onto you.
I know what's going on here.
1575
02:05:15,298 --> 02:05:20,236
Come on, then. I got us a great place
to watch from. It'll be like pay-per-view.
1576
02:06:08,184 --> 02:06:10,019
Oh, Christ.
1577
02:06:10,153 --> 02:06:12,055
Now what are you doing?
1578
02:06:12,188 --> 02:06:14,257
- I'm stopping this.
- Why?
1579
02:06:14,591 --> 02:06:18,595
- The greatest thing you've ever done.
- I can't let this happen.
1580
02:06:18,728 --> 02:06:21,097
There are 10 other bombs
in 10 other buildings.
1581
02:06:21,230 --> 02:06:23,666
Since when is Project Mayhem
about murder?
1582
02:06:23,800 --> 02:06:28,671
The buildings are empty. We're not
killing anyone. We're setting 'em free!
1583
02:06:28,805 --> 02:06:32,141
Bob is dead. They shot him in the head.
1584
02:06:32,275 --> 02:06:34,943
You wanna make an omelet,
you gotta break eggs.
1585
02:06:35,077 --> 02:06:38,714
I'm not listening to you.
You're not even there.
1586
02:06:45,220 --> 02:06:48,991
Wouldn't do that. Not unless
I knew which wires were what.
1587
02:06:49,124 --> 02:06:50,892
If you know, then I know.
1588
02:06:56,365 --> 02:07:01,970
Or maybe I knew you'd know, so I spent
all day thinking about the wrong ones.
1589
02:07:09,311 --> 02:07:10,379
You think?
1590
02:07:12,347 --> 02:07:14,650
Oh, heavens, no. Not the green one.
1591
02:07:15,083 --> 02:07:18,353
Pull any one but the green one.
1592
02:07:22,658 --> 02:07:25,794
I asked you not to do that!
1593
02:07:27,663 --> 02:07:29,131
Fuck!
1594
02:07:30,065 --> 02:07:32,200
Tyler, get away from the van.
1595
02:07:34,336 --> 02:07:37,806
Tyler, I'm not kidding!
Get away from the van!
1596
02:07:37,939 --> 02:07:39,307
Goddammit!
1597
02:07:40,375 --> 02:07:43,011
Whoa! Whoa!
1598
02:07:45,681 --> 02:07:46,948
OK.
1599
02:07:47,082 --> 02:07:50,318
You are now firing a gun
at your imaginary friend
1600
02:07:50,452 --> 02:07:53,121
near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!
1601
02:07:55,257 --> 02:07:57,059
Cool it, Tyler!
1602
02:08:10,439 --> 02:08:13,408
Aw, come on! Don't go!
1603
02:08:52,080 --> 02:08:53,281
What?
1604
02:09:39,126 --> 02:09:42,530
Three minutes. This is it.
1605
02:09:42,863 --> 02:09:44,832
The beginning.
1606
02:09:44,965 --> 02:09:46,867
Ground zero.
1607
02:09:47,001 --> 02:09:51,806
- I think this is about where we came in.
- Want to say a few words for the occasion?
1608
02:09:51,939 --> 02:09:54,909
I'm sorry?
1609
02:09:55,042 --> 02:09:57,845
I still can't think of anything.
1610
02:09:59,113 --> 02:10:01,182
Ah. Flashback humor.
1611
02:10:06,821 --> 02:10:09,323
It's getting exciting now.
1612
02:10:10,391 --> 02:10:14,328
Two and a half.
Think of everything we've accomplished.
1613
02:10:15,830 --> 02:10:19,934
Out these windows, we will view
the collapse of financial history.
1614
02:10:20,067 --> 02:10:23,037
One step closer
to economic equilibrium.
1615
02:10:37,885 --> 02:10:40,988
- Why is she here?
- I'm tying up loose ends.
1616
02:10:41,121 --> 02:10:44,124
Put me down, you bald-headed fuck!
1617
02:10:44,258 --> 02:10:49,263
- I'm begging you, please don't do this.
- I'm not doing this. We are doing this.
1618
02:10:49,396 --> 02:10:52,333
- This is what we want.
- No. I don't want this.
1619
02:10:52,466 --> 02:10:58,172
Right. Except "you" is meaningless now.
We have to forget about you.
1620
02:10:58,305 --> 02:11:01,108
- You're a voice in my head.
- You're a voice in mine!
1621
02:11:01,242 --> 02:11:03,978
You're a hallucination.
Why can't I get rid of you?
1622
02:11:04,111 --> 02:11:07,047
- You need me.
- No. I don't. I really don't any more.
1623
02:11:07,181 --> 02:11:11,352
You created me. I didn't create some
loser alter ego to make me feel better.
1624
02:11:11,485 --> 02:11:13,954
- Take some responsibility.
- I do.
1625
02:11:14,088 --> 02:11:17,258
I am responsible for all of it,
and I accept that.
1626
02:11:17,391 --> 02:11:21,428
So, please, I'm begging you,
please call this off.
1627
02:11:23,397 --> 02:11:25,598
Have I ever let us down?
1628
02:11:27,100 --> 02:11:29,402
How far have you come because of me?!
1629
02:11:35,275 --> 02:11:37,310
I will bring us through this.
1630
02:11:37,443 --> 02:11:41,214
As always, I will carry you
kicking and screaming,
1631
02:11:41,347 --> 02:11:43,683
and in the end you will thank me.
1632
02:11:44,250 --> 02:11:46,619
Tyler. Tyler.
1633
02:11:46,953 --> 02:11:50,356
I'm grateful to you
for everything that you've done for me.
1634
02:11:50,490 --> 02:11:53,126
But this is too much. I don't want this.
1635
02:11:53,259 --> 02:11:58,097
What do you want? Your shit job back?
Fucking condo world, watching sitcoms?
1636
02:11:58,231 --> 02:12:00,300
Fuck you! I won't do it.
1637
02:12:01,467 --> 02:12:05,571
- This can't be happening.
- It's already done, so shut up!
1638
02:12:05,705 --> 02:12:09,275
- 60 seconds till CRI.
- No.
1639
02:12:11,044 --> 02:12:14,213
I can figure this out. This isn't even real.
1640
02:12:14,347 --> 02:12:18,184
You're not real. That gun...
that gun isn't even in your hand.
1641
02:12:19,218 --> 02:12:21,287
The gun's in my hand.
1642
02:12:26,626 --> 02:12:29,228
Good for you. It doesn't change a thing.
1643
02:12:38,171 --> 02:12:40,673
Why do you wanna
put a gun to your head?
1644
02:12:41,541 --> 02:12:43,509
Not my head, Tyler.
1645
02:12:43,643 --> 02:12:45,511
Our head.
1646
02:12:47,080 --> 02:12:49,148
Interesting.
1647
02:12:52,418 --> 02:12:54,721
Where are you going with this,
IKEA boy?
1648
02:13:01,260 --> 02:13:04,263
Hey. It's you and me.
1649
02:13:07,767 --> 02:13:09,736
Friends?
1650
02:13:10,636 --> 02:13:12,271
Tyler,
1651
02:13:15,375 --> 02:13:17,710
I want you to really listen to me.
1652
02:13:18,578 --> 02:13:20,346
OK.
1653
02:13:21,714 --> 02:13:23,783
My eyes are open.
1654
02:13:41,134 --> 02:13:43,302
What's that smell?
1655
02:14:03,522 --> 02:14:07,292
- Where is everybody?
- Oh, no. What's going on?
1656
02:14:07,426 --> 02:14:09,127
Mr. Durden!
1657
02:14:09,261 --> 02:14:11,129
Oh, my God!
1658
02:14:11,696 --> 02:14:13,265
Sir!
1659
02:14:16,401 --> 02:14:19,538
Are you... are you all right, sir?
1660
02:14:19,671 --> 02:14:23,575
- Oh, yeah, I'm OK.
- You look terrible, sir. What happened?
1661
02:14:23,708 --> 02:14:27,646
- Oh, nothing. It's no problem.
- No, no, no, sir. He's not kidding.
1662
02:14:27,779 --> 02:14:31,716
- You look awful. You need assistance.
- I'm fine.
1663
02:14:31,850 --> 02:14:34,553
Look, I'm fine. Everything's fine.
1664
02:14:36,555 --> 02:14:38,723
Ow! Stop it!
1665
02:14:38,857 --> 02:14:41,760
- Let her go.
- Christ Almighty!
1666
02:14:42,594 --> 02:14:43,862
You!
1667
02:14:44,563 --> 02:14:46,531
Hi, Marla.
1668
02:14:47,232 --> 02:14:50,202
Leave her with me.
I'll meet you downstairs.
1669
02:14:50,335 --> 02:14:53,572
- Are you sure?
- Yes, I'm sure.
1670
02:14:55,140 --> 02:14:59,311
You fucker! What sick fucking game
are you playing at, putting me on a...?
1671
02:14:59,444 --> 02:15:01,546
Oh, my God, your face!
1672
02:15:01,680 --> 02:15:03,281
Yeah, I know.
1673
02:15:08,620 --> 02:15:11,156
- What happened?
- Don't ask.
1674
02:15:11,289 --> 02:15:13,291
- You're shot.
- Yes, I'm shot.
1675
02:15:13,425 --> 02:15:15,160
Oh, my God.
1676
02:15:15,293 --> 02:15:18,296
- I can't believe he's standing.
- Tough motherfucker.
1677
02:15:22,634 --> 02:15:24,603
Who did this?
1678
02:15:24,736 --> 02:15:26,838
I did, actually.
1679
02:15:27,172 --> 02:15:29,207
Find some gauze.
1680
02:15:29,875 --> 02:15:34,679
- You shot yourself?
- Yes, but it's OK. Marla, look at me.
1681
02:15:34,813 --> 02:15:37,182
I'm really OK.
1682
02:15:37,782 --> 02:15:41,253
Trust me. Everything's gonna be fine.
1683
02:15:53,865 --> 02:15:57,836
You met me
at a very strange time in my life.